The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-11-29
willy TRANSFORMERS
TRICKS WHICH ARE PLAYED BY I'M
PECUNlOUS THESPIANS.

Arrival of tho Comedians Fricnd-Tho
Trunk Trick.
Any one who knows the look of the
transformer" can tell him at a glance.
1t is the fine days that bring him out.
Little is seen Of him OH wet and rainy
days, but give Old Sol just half aclance
and you wonder at the array of immacu-
late linen. cigarettes and Prince Alberts
exhibited by these fly by night stars,
whose ways of securing an existence are
as ingenious as they are manifold. The
men, with but few exceptions, are bar
bers or walters who do not work at their
trade, as they are either too light for
heavy work or too heavy for light work.
The ladies are as q rule the possessors
of good homes, which they desert to
follow their cherished calling.
A company of Keystone talent leaves
Philadelphia to play the state of New
Jersey. Their stock in trade consists
of q $25 bank roll and several bun
dles-not trunks of wardrobe. Ofcourse
they are in possession of their ability,
which is not appreciated by New Jersey
natives, and after making several stands,
pursued by angry hotel keepers, they go
ashore on the rocks, and with one ac-
cord all noses point toward the Quaker
City. The ladies have little trouble in
securing transportation, as they are ex-
perienced in the art of telling the con-
ductors story calculated to soften q
heart of steel. They ride, and before
reaching the Delaware river have
touched" the accommodating ticket
puncher for cents each with which to
pay their ferry fare.
Not 30 with the men, as they care not
for varnish covered cars, but prefer rid
ing in what is known to the professionals
rs side door sleeper, but which the rail-
road calls box car. The comedian has
secured possession Of his valise, which he
has expressed to his destination. On
reaching home he redeems it from the
express company and HES himself to
some theatrical hotel, where he secures
room and board for Il week, at the end
of which time. he is unable to pay and
informs the hotel man that he is expect
ing to sign with Manager So-and-so and
will settle in day or two. After hear
ing this song for four weeks the landlord
takes charge of his grip and advises him
to find other quarters.
Happy thought! His friend, Tom
Blower, has arrived in tho CITY, and MS
Tom is dressed-in their language-out
of sight, our comedian hunts him up,
and after short confab with him Tom
can be seen walking in the direction of
the hotel lately occupied by Comedy.
h, Il lie, 80
our comedian and is informed by the
proprietor that he is not in, whereupon
Tom becomes agitated, and in n conf
dental tone tells the hotel man that he
desires to engage Comedy to work the
rest Of that week, as his comedian has
been taken ill. "Why!" he exclaims, 81
must get him Mt any price, rs he is the
only man in the city acquainted with the
lines and the finest comedy exponent in
the country" Comedy now strolls in
and Toms falls upon his chest with ioy
and engages him, in tones to be over
heard by the landlord, to complete the
week with him at salary of $50. The
landlord is happy and already hears the
jingle of the simoleons due him.
Tom here informs our friend that he
must report for dress rehearsal at once.
whereupon the landlord is told that his
wardrobe is in the grip, which is handed
him instanter. He and his friend Tom
depart arm in arm. But they never
come back.
Several years ago q company stranded
near Philadelphia, and all but the lead
ing man returned to New York, he re-
naming with headquarters at the hotel
in which he was stopping, expecting, as
he told the country landlord, money
order from his wife. AT the end of three
weeks no money order had made it's ap-
pearance, and the Thespian's trunk was
, taken into the storeroom as security by
the hotel man. The day following this
move q young lady alighted from the
train and registered at the hotel, and in
very short time became acquainted
with the leading man. She wanted to
buy trunk. Hewould sell her one and
stated to the innkeeper that he had
chance to sell his trunk and gave him
the impression that the proceeds of the
sale should apply on his board bill.
The trunk was removed to the actors
room, where the contents were taken out
of it and wrapped i'll paper, after which
the lady was called in to examine the
& "keister." She was in love with tho
4 style and make of it and paid the actor
4 $40 in cash for the same. The bundles
4 were lowered out of the window by the
4 actor and expressed to Philadelphia. The
4 lady paid her bill at the hotel, amount
ing to 81, and that afternoon left for this
city in company with the leading man,
4 who was none other than her husband,
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