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It will be lean-ly welcomed and stout-ly
repealed.
Els Reply.

An instance Of the quick wit of General
Morton was told some years ago in conncc-
ton with the anecdotes of Commodore Por
ter, father of Rear Admiral Porter
At the close Of the war of 1872, the com
modore was in the habit of spending much
of hisrtimc at General Mortons hos ptable
mansion. The generals library was adorned
with portraits Of distinguished naval Of
fcers-Decatur, cambridge, Perry, Morris
and others.
The commodore expressed his admiration
of the fidelity with which these portraits
were executed, but added the criticism that
he considered them too large.
''Now, intend to add my portrait to your
collection shortly" he said, "but it shall be
done in quite different style"
THAT implies that you don't like thcsew
remarked his host.
mot exactly" replied the commodore
"Thcre's entirely too much canvas"
"That's very singular objection for you
to make" said the general, directing the at
tention of his guest to II small picture rep
resenting the engagement of the Essex
commanded by Porter-with British frig
ate and sloop-of-war in the harbor of Val
paraiso, which hung in one corner of the
room. "a very singular objection indeed
when we have before us an evidence that it
requires double the usual quantity of can
vas to take you!'--Youth's Companion
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

Every occupation in the country is
anxiously looking to the extra session of
congress for relief. Every citizen is di-
rectly and personally interested in every
measure to be discussed, and will want
the news promptly and fully. 1t is during
a time like this, that the great advantage
of the "Twice- a Week" st. Louis Republic
ia conclusively demonstrated. It's readers
get all the news each Tuesday and Friday
Just twice as often and fully as it could
be had from any weekly paper--and yet it
costs no more than the weeklies 81
year. It will be indispensable during
the next few months. Send in your sub
scrption at once. Extra copy free for
one year to the sender of club of four new
names with 81. Write for free sample
copies, and raise a club. Address the
Republic, st. Louis, Mo.
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Where tn Ston in a,hicnro.

The perplexing question which is every
day asked by people who desire to go to
Chicago to attend the Worlds fair is,
"Where are we going to stay when we get
thoreS" This is easily answered, and if
you will go to the ticket agent of the
Santa Fe, Mr.. W. M. Smith, he will tell
you.
Arrangements have been made for the
distribution by tho Santa Flo company of
n pamphlet entitled "Homes for Visitors
to the Worlds Fair" This is reliable
pamphlet cor tainlng the rames and I'D
dresses of about 5000 families who will
furnish accommodations to visitors from
May to October 81, 1898. The pamphlet
also contains sectional maps which will
enable the intending visitor to select any
quarter of the city that he would prefer.
Correspondence can then be carried on
and definite arrangements made 80 that
when visitors arrive in Chicago they can
proceed at once to their quarters.
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Siftings

Mr.. Thomas Bate, editor of the Graph
ic, Texarkana, Arkansas, has found what
no believes to DO the best remedy in Ok
istence for tho fuI. His experience il
we'll worth remembering. He says: "Last
summer had a severe attackof hux.
tried almest every known remedy, none
giving relief. Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and DiarrhGa Remedy was rec
commended to me. purchased n bottle
and received almost immediate relief.
continued to use the medicine and was en-
tirely cured. take pleasure in recon-
mending this medicine to any person suf-
fering from such disease, as IN my opin-
ION 1t is tho best medicine in existence"
rs and so cent bottles for sale by A. G.
Ireland. ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

To Those Who Contemplate Trip to tn
Worlds Fair.

Under its new summer schedule now in
effect, the Burlington route is enabled to
offer increased facilities In train service
and fast time from Denver eastward.
Train No. 8, "the Chicago aud st. Louis
special" leaves Denver daily at S:36 a. M,
reaching Chicago at 4:1O and st. Louis at
800 p. M, the next afternoon, being only
one night on the road.
Train No. 2, the popular evening
"Flyer," leaves Denver at 1910 p. H.,
reaching Chicago at $3.50 and st. Louis at
1925 the second morning.
These trains consist Of vestibuled Pull
man sleepers, chair cars and diners, serv-
ing all meals on route, and making quick.
or time by severa. hours than any other
road. For full Information, tickets md
sleeping berths, call on local ticket agents,
or address G. W. vallery, General Agent
1900 Larimor street, Denver.
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Not Enough, For the Money.

An amusing incident, illustrating the
craving among II certain order of plnygoers
for strong dramatic fare, occurred the other
night at n northern theater. Three solemn
looking seamen presented themselves ut
the paybox and inquired of the money taker
the name of the piece.
Kindred Souls, by Milton Rays" was
the reply.
How many murders are there in it,"
asked one Of the men.
mot II single murder" responded the
money taker.
mo murder" exclaimed the man, with
surprise. "Then, is there u suicide?"
mo"
The sailor turned to his companions, and
after holding brief conference with then,
remarked to the money taker:
IAN right, mister; we'll not 60 in to-
night. million.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

A South Carolina correspondent send
the following:
'At u recent social event in the countr
there was present dignifed and very slei
der young man from town, who, it VIZ,
easy to see, had a very good opinion Of him
self. A not altogether flattering reputation
acquired by his alleged tenor voice had PIE
coded him to the backwoods, and soon aftcl
his arrival he was surrounded by a bcvy O.
miscellaneous rustic maids who begged for Il
song. Like many young singers, he needed
much persuasion. While the girl insisted;
an old farmer, who had been standing ncai
by for some time, suddenly cried cut: in:
fer 'em, young man. know 4 Il kin sing
you've got legs 80 much ll..u IL lEawkin
bird's."'
He did not sing -Harper's Bazar.
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A Remedy or General Unity.

It is among the follies of which the
manufacturers Of many proprietary re-
NEEDLES are guilty, to term their medicines
"panaceas," or to claim for them the
quality of panaceas. There is no such
thing az "panacea." which means a
remedy adapted to all diseases. This
absurdity has never been perpetrated by
the proprietors Of Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters. But they do claim, and with
justice, that it is a remedy of general
utility, and this because it restores that
regular and vigorous condition of the
stomach, liver and bowels which conduce
to the recovery of general health. Thus
it fortifies the system against malaria by
infusing stamina, and causing harmonious
action of the organs which, as long rs
they 60 right, are the best guaranty
against an endemic malady like chills and
fever. It accomplishes double purpose
by stimulating activity of the kidneys,
since it not only prevents their disease
and decay, but expcls from the blood
through them impurities that cause
rheumatism, govt and dropsy. Use it
with confidence.
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She Couldn't Decide.

A moment later she was confronted by n
masked man.
The beautiful girl was scared. Her cheek
was as white as the undriven snow, and her
eyes stuck out to beat four Of kind.
She tried to pass the marauder-instinct
told her he wasa marauder--w without speak
ing to him.
But he intercepted her.
II propose"-
His voice was harsh and dscorlant.
Ito abduct you. Will you"-
He was very stern.
Ego with mei"
She hesitated.
II don't know" she faltcred "Rcally,
you"--
Her manner grew suddenly firm.
-''must ask my chaperon."
With snort of bnffled rage the outlaw
fed.-Detroit Tribune.
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What Did It?

The printer was kicking because some
body was ut his case rack and had got
things into all sorts of confusion.
I'D like to know" he said, with more or
less profanity, "who hns been doing this5"
circumstances" suggested the foreman
solemnly.
circumstances, nothing" snorted the
printer. "It's some son of n shooting stick
I'd like to slug. Circumstances hasn't got
anything to do with it,"
The foreman laid his hand on his shoulder
kindly.
"You seem to forget" he said In PARKWAY
tones, "that circumstances alter cases."
and the printer bowed his head and wept.-
Detroit Free Press.
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Greatly Encoaraged.

The men who prosper in this world are
Y the men who, mind their own business,
and keep on minding IL. An exchange
furnishes an example:
Tatoes! cried colored psddler in
Richmond.
Hush dat racket! You distracts de
whole nsighborhood! responded a color
cd woman for doorway.
You kin hear me, kin your
Hear youi kin hear You q mile.
Tanksl Fss hollsrin' 70 be heard. Ia
stossl-- Youths Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25
Imagination Ceased Thcre.

II suppose, doctor" said Cumso to DR..
Paresis, that large proportion Of the ills
of your patients nre imaginary.
"Yes, sir, quite large proportion"
And. your treatment Of such cases,
suppose, is by imaginary pi1lsy"
"Well, / suppose you might call 1t thati'
"Then, of ursc, for treating imaginary
ills with imaginary pills, you send in i'm
aginary billsf"
"Oh, my dear sir, nothing of the kind.
There's nothing imaginary about the bills.
I have to draw the line somewhere. New
York Sun.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

A little boy of Mrs. McDonnld's, living
near here, fell against red hot stove and
was fearfully burned. The pain was ter
rible, and it was thought the burn was Sc
severe as to scar tho child for life. |
sold the lady bottle of Pam Balm,
which, after greasing the sore, she applied.
Il soon removed all the fire and eased the
pain, and in ten days the boy was well, no
trace of tho scar remaining. j. d. Nc
Lnren, Keysport, Clinton county, H. For
saeby A. 9. Ireland, jr.
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SlNr Ofthc HOMth.

Go to Velasco for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits fipoh earlier and pay
better than in California, where the soil
is natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years 25
degrees above zero. Warmest day 90 de
grees. Velnsco offers the best invest
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, Velasco Texns.
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II TzLLN zZlE DAAA
IA dose of DR.. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets. Sick or Bilious Headaches,
Dizziness, Constipation, Indigestion,
Bilious Attacks, and all arrangements
Of the liver, stomach and bowels are
relieved and permanently cured.
But not in the way the huge, old
fashioned pill tries to do it. These
little Pellets have better methods.
They cleanse and regulate tho whole
system naturally In other words,
they do it thoroughly, but mildly
and gently. There's no disturbance
to the system, diet or occupation.
They're the smallest in size, but the
most effectivein result-purely vege-
table, perfectly harmless.
They're the cleapess pills you can
buy, for they're guaranteed to give
satisfaction, or your money is re-
turned. You pay only for the good
This i true only Of DR.. Pieroes.
STANDARD medicines.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

Among the incidents Of childhood that
stand out in bold relief, Ms our memory
reverts to the days when we were young,
none nre more prominent than severe
sickness. The young mother wildly re-
members that it was Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy cured her of Group, and in turn
administers it to her own offspring and
always with the best results. For sale by
A. 6. Ireland, jr.
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Careful of Him.

Wife--My dear, the mir Is very damp to-
night. You'd better wear your fur coat.
Husband--l have it ready.
Wife-And wrap your muffler on closely.
A littlc'exposure often leads to sore thront,
and sore throat leads to diphtheria-a most
dangerous disease. Wear your thick boots
and wooden gloves too. One can't be too
careful when ones life insurance premium
Is in arrears and yours is.-Tit-Bits.
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An undisputed Test orMerlt.

An Un0lsputeO test Of Meflt'
medicine that has been household
remedy for over fifty years and used in
that time by more than 150,000,000 per-
sons must have great merit. Such u
medicine is found in Brandreth's Pills.
This fact demonstrates the value of these
pills better than any statement OF the
iproprletors. II will be observed that tho
dose required to cure ia small. One or
two pills taken every night for ten or
twenty days will cure dyspepsia, costive-
ness rheumatism, liver complaint, bilious
ness, or any disease arising from an i'm
pure state of blood.
Brandreth's Pills are purely vegetable,
absolutely harmless, and safe to take at
any time.
Sold in every drug and medicine store,
either plain or sugar coated.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25
The Right Kind OF n Girl.
rha twn uere nnrfinu M tha donr,

The two we're parting at the door,
And bushes deep her fair checks wore
As oft he pressed her hand.
The stars from midnight's azure skies
Looked down with brightly twinkling
eyes,
The moon with aspect bland.
Just one, he said; she raised her head
And calmly looked him DER.
just one, All! you're like NIL the rest
When you've had one, you'll prove pest
And want q dozen more.
Then do not lie about it, pray,
But take your fill and 60 your way.
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A Good Catch.

A GOOD Catch.
The boy was sitting by very disreput-
able looking stream, over which passed
small bridge, and he was evidently fish
ing. Asuburban policeman passed by.
What are you doing theres no asked.
Fshin', said the boy, intently watching
the water.
There's no fish there, ventured the Of
.Gcer.
know II.
What are you fishing fort
Suckers that asks questions, replied
the boy, and I've catched even dozen in
. the last hour,
The dozenth' one hadn't any thing more
to say, and thoughtfully moved on.-De-
troit Free Press.
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Whom Your Eye strikes This stop
md kCQd ot.

Tho famous hot springs OF Arkansas,
world renowned for their health qualities,
and as hoalth and pleasure resort, can
DO reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa
cific railway. Sufferers of ia grippe" in
fluenxa, asthma and kindred diseases can
ob4ain relief by visit TO this famous
sanitariuns.
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A Good Thing to Keen ut Hand

FTOM tHB ITOy (KWTIHlBJ CnIVI.
Some years ago We were very much sub
ject to severe spells of cholera morbus;
and now when we feel any of the symp-
toms that usually proceed that ailment,
such as sickness at the stomach, diarrhpa,
etc, we become scnry. We have found
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Dia-
rrh~a Remedy the very thing to straight
en- one out in such cases, and always keep
it about. We are not writing this for n
pay testimonial, but to let our renders
know what is good thing to keep handy
in tho house. For sale by A. G. ireland,
L..
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The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
In the Chemical Laboratory.

Professor, what has become of Tom APP
pletons Wasn't he studying with the
class last Year,
All, yes, Appleton-p poor fellow. A fine
student, bat absent minded in the use Of
chemicals-very. That discoloration on
the ceiling. Notice til
Yes.
That's him.
I'm not surprised. l always thought
Tom would make his mark if he got n
chance.
Texas Siftings.
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Vacation Notes.
A EEDED REST.

A NEEDED REST.
Employer understand you arrived
home from your vacation ten days ago.
Is it trueY
Employee-Yes sir.
Employer-Why didn't you show up at
the storef
Employee My vacation completely
used me up, sir, and have since been
taking needed rest at home.
II.
WHERE HE WENT.
Did you find nice, quiet, drowsy place
in which to spend your vacation?
Yes, went to Philadelphia.
SUMMER JOY.
They go where bugs and things annoy,
Sub iect themselves to hardships great;
Then home come quiet to enjoy
And to recuperatc.
w.
THE SUMMER GIRL.
She was tho belle, hear them say,
The Venus Of the wave washed sands,
And she is back to town to-day
With six engagements on her hands.
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August II, 1898.

Persons troubled with chronic diar-
rhcpa should try Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy. Many
cases have been cured by it after all else
had failed and skilled physicians were
powerless. For sale by A. 9. Ireland, jr.
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willing to 's'raeIc.

Haverly-Lord Stoneycrops is over
here taking American notes, is he noty
Austen-Yes. have two or three of
them in my pocket. Do you want to take
them of my hands?
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Miles, Nerve 4 Liver Pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taste
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equaled for mon, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, SO doses rs cts. Sam
Piles Free, at A. @. Ireland, jr.
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lInsOplaisticated.

Maud-Cholly almost proposed to me
last night.
Ethel-Really?
Maud Yes; he said, Maud, love you!
Ethel--Pshaw! That shows how little
you know about men.-Truth.
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Astonishing Fact, Suspected BY Com
paratively Few.

Things that smbody the most truth are
requently among the last to be realized.
Incredible as II may seem one in four has
a weak or diseased heart, the early
symptoms of which are, short breath op-
preston, faint and hungry spells, futter-
ing, pain In left side, smothering, swollen
ankles, dropsy, wind in stomach, etc.
Levi Logan, Buchanan, Mich, suffered
bottles Of Dr.. Miles Heart Cure cured
him. 1.-THE effect of your New Heart Cure
is wonderful" Mrs. Eva Dresser, Nc
Gregor, Iowa. This favorite remedy is
sold by A. 9. Ireland jr., on a guarantee
for the Doctors book, "New and Startling
Facts" free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. The result is n specific for sick
headache, biliousness and consti patton.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

Feathorly Ito landlady)-What 10 Mics
Rothmore's occupation?
Landlady--I don't know; but the way
she kicks about the table should Judge
she did the serpentine dance.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures piles.
Do Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
Do Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

Until further notice trains or Santa Fe
Southern railway will run rs follows:
Leave Santa Fe--Tucsdays, Thursdays
and Saturdays, 1880 n. m.
Arrive Mondays, Wednesdays and Fri
days, $40 pm
T.J. HELM, Gen'l. Supt.
Auuuaf ~ 1909
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25
Higher Than n Kite.

What do you think of the theory of
heredityY
Think of itS think the record usually
made by tho sons of clergymen knocks it
higher than kite.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

Little Dick-Papa doesn't have any fun
He has to 60 to business every day.
Little Dot-That's to get money, cause
he's provider, mamma says.
A what?
Aprovider.
Well, if papa is a-provder, wonder
what mamma is?
guess she is divider.-Good News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

How do you like your new servant girl!
Very WE'LL
Is she intelligent?
She ought to be; got her from an in
tellig0nce office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

Love, said the lecturer, is Psychic
manifestation, Yes, murmured n young
man in tho audience, I do the signing and
her folks do the kicking indianapolis
journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

All the talk in the world will not con-
vince you so quickly as one trial of De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve for scalds,
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25
Con WILSON'S 4 Thrilling
EXnerlencc.

There is no one but at some period in
life has an experience that stands out
prominently beyond all others. Such is
the case of John B. Collins, of Romeo,
Mich, who says: 'From September to
January, before using Nervine, had at
least seventy-five commissions. After
three months use l have no more at
tacks." DR.. Miles Restorative Nervine
also cures nervous prostitution, headache,
poor memory, dizziness, neuralgia, etc,
and builds up the body. Mrs. j. h. Mil
Ter, of Valparaiso, Ind, and J. II. Taylor
of Loganspert, Ind, each gained twenty
pounds OF flesh by taking it. Sold by A..
q. Ireland jr., on guarantee. Get the
Doctors book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

Don't suffer from dyspepsia. TAX
Simmons Liver Regulator. 1t Away
cures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

Our word describes it--"perfection.'
We refer to Dc Wits Witch Hazel Salve
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is well known cure for piles. Now
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

A new and very attractive resort in the
charming Mcsilla valley, one mile from
Las Cruces, N. NJ. Thoroughly comfort
able and home-like. Strictly frst-class
in every respect. The choicest of fresh
fruits at all seasons and Jersey milk and
cream specially. Livery furnished at
reasonable rates. Terms $40 to 81 per
week. For further particulars, address
J. K. LIVINGSTON,
Las Cruces, N. M
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Feminine,

Jaspar-Mrs. Vokes is a very meek little
woman. She would never think of stand
ing up for herself in an argument.
Jumpuppe-Oh, MOI She knows n
trick worth two'of that. When you make
a statement that she is opposed to she
simply looks meek and resigned, and ex-
the life out of you.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25

suffered from biliousness, Indigestion,
etc. Simmons Liver Regulator cured
after doctors failed.--W. ID. Bird.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-25
No Credit Here,

Customer lin book store i would like
to get some good book on Faith.
Clerk-Sorry, sir, but our rule is TO sell
nothing to strangers except for cash.
Buffalo Courier.