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Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19
Promoting Havoc.

Mr.. Voorhees, has introduced a frebrand
in congress in the shape Of a bill to provide
for the coinage of the seigniorage at the
rate OF $1,000, 900 a month, and, after that
has been exhausted, for the purchase of 81
000, 900 of silver bullion a month, to be coined
into dollars. The bill is not likely TO get
through all the stages Of legislation, but it
is well calculated to play havoc with the
democratic party just before the next cleo
ton for members of congress.
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

AND now Charles Nordhoff informs
the public that an income tax in time Of
peace will ruin any party hat accepts
the responsibility of imposing it upon
the people of the United States. This
might be timely warning Tor the demo-
Gratis in congress were it not for the fact
that it is difficult to ruin a political
party already we'll on the way to ruin.
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19
Revise tue salt schedule.
NeW fOih Sun

II Prof. Wilson was yesolyed TO tip over
the American salt-cellar, he should first
have familiarized Himself with its contents.
He should put q revenue duty on salt, except
as follows:
Saline springs, lakes Hicks and oceans to
be admitted free il uneyapora ted.
Rock salt in the original rpine, unbored, to
be admittedsfree.
Saline holes to he admitted free.
We suggest to Hon. Jerry Simpson 10
carry a little Kansas salt to Prof. Wilson
and explain what 1t is aud how IL is made.
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19
SPICY CHII.

Boston Transcript; Not even n canal horse
would ever get ahead II he didn't have II pull
Washington Star: II is IA poor cordnge trust
that has not moro than one string to It's how.
Atlanta Constitution: did the office seek
the c~Olonely" Yes, but he had three days
start ana there was no reward out for him"
Cleveland Plain Dealer: Within the next
week an empty stocking will be pronounced u
false yarn.
Buffalo Courier: The. merchant who live,
over his store is generally tho ono who knows
how to get down to business.
YSnkers Statesman: Tho money a man
looked upon "a a vested security.
Life: Seeing is believing" Did you ever
go out to see Il man?" "Ies.' Did your wife
believe itt'
Detroit Free Press: "Your husband comes
home very late. doesn't heY" asked a prying
woman OF her neighbor.
"oh,, no, madam, he's always in very carly"
was the misleading answer.
Indianapolis Journal; "why don't you take
me with you sometimes Of evenings. dcarp I
get so tired of staying ut home alone"
Because ! can't afford to dress you as well
as myself, l don't want to be seen around
with a woman dressed AS you are"
Chicago Record: 'How can fix 1t so tina,
any nnd W " pai To on s, fdTs me sG dn9 "hTir,m dr nsss gown
'f''a ~ l'''' " '''''
Easy enough. Tell her those are just what
you're wishing for:'
Detroit Free Press: They had been on n visit
o the dime museum and were cozily seated by
he pa rlor fire. Suddenly she raised her head
nd $ i: We'll, there's one thing; you never
ee women exhibiting themselves as living
KEEL etons." NO" he promptly replied, land
you never will so longs the supply of cotton
wool holds out"
New York sun: The Lady-What are you
carrying so carefully. Colonel Blood2
The Colonel-Whisky, maam; old Rooster
whisky.
The Lady-Oh, that's bad, colonel, Very
bad.
The Colonel shall be pleased 20 learn the
brand that you ~ma'am.
EMBARRASSMENT.
Washington star.
His slippers are shabby,
His nccittes are old,
His suspenders are fabby,
Since truth must be told.
But he fears to he trying
To lessen his care,
For his friends are now buying
Him lots of such wear.
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

FIRE insurance agents in Omaha seem
to think that the fire department should
be conducted at their dictation and
threaten to raise the insurance rates
every time one of their demands meets
opposition. Brandishing this club too
often will deprive it of it's effect.
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

THE men who are favoring Senator
Hills plan for a federal legacy tax must
not forget that such u measure will cut
away much of the ven derived from
inheritance taxes now secured by the
state treasures of various eastern states.
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

In LESS than an hour after a burglary
was discovered at Council Bluffs word
was received that the criminals HAD
been appreliended with the booty in their
possession by the Omaha police. This
is the kind of work that reflects credit
upon the members OF our local police
fn,,rn
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

SENATOR VOORHEES, thinks no one
ought to be surprised at his introduce
ton of II bill for increasing the circula-
tion of silver in the United States.
Quite right. No one would be surprised
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

SARAH BERNHARDT'S memoirs, soon
to be published, will hardly be complete
without including the story of her first
appearance in Omaha. 1t is to be feared.
however. that that episode is not one Of
those which she cares to nave remem-
l,aunl
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

THOSE democratic congressman who
kind of a bankruptcy bill evidently an
ticipate the possible requirements of
their own political futures.
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

THERE is nothing so effective as
promptncss in the administration of
justice for the purpose of discouraging
lawless people from resorting to mob
violence. The murder trial at Platts-
mouth is a striking example.
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

JUDGING from the length of President
Cleveland's second message to congress
there must be a heap of trouble on the
old mans mind"
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19
An Opuispt Opportunity.

LOuispTUf C9YFieF-J0uFlIdI.
If Secretary Mortm will impart to the
farmers OF the United States some of his in
terest in tile subject of good roads, he may
at last set squarety on its feet a reform
which has so far halted and hesitated be.
cause of the indifference of the very people
who nave most 10 gain from good highways.
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19
HOW the tfirlfty has FALLEN.

NeW lWh SUI.
Poor Larry Neal! They say he, too, is
sneaking away FROM the great and. noble
doctrine of a tariff for revenue only. We
hope Mckinley willfdo something for him
now he has turned protectionist.
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19
Tie Wabash Weather Vane.

Hi0Dt- i'eHOcTdt.
The introd uctionIofa silver coinage bill by
Senator Voorhees, iuditates that the periodi-
cal wind which cha nges the tin rooster on
the barn of his convictions is blowing again,
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

> FREE silver its intention OF
contcsting with Hawaii for the privilege
of being the paramount issue.
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

Buffalo Courier: The merchant who live,
over his store Is generally tho one who knows
how to get down to business.
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

Workers Statesman: The money a man
,uc,ks away in his inside pocket" may bo
looked upon as a vested security.
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

Cleveland Plain Dealer: Within the next
week an empty stocking Will be pronounced q
+, Lea % "A y ~
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

Boston Transcript; Not even n canal horse
would over get ahead II he didn't have "A pull
Washington Star: 1t is IA poor corduge trust
that has not more than one string to It's bow.
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

Life: Seeing is believing" Did you ever
go out to sec Il MANI" YES" "Did your wife
believe it?'
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

Atlanta Constitution: "Dld the office seek
he colonely" Yes, but he had three days
start and there was no reward out for him"
Omaha daily bee., 1893-12-19

Detroit Free Press: "Nour husband comes
home very late, doesn't her" asked a prying
woman of her neighbor.
"Oh, no, madam, he's always in very carly
was the misleading answer.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

THE appointment of Judge Howell
E. Jackson, of the circuit court to sue
cecil Justice Lamar on the supreme
bench was great surprise to the coun-
Try, as Judge Jackson, Il democrat of
the state rights sort, received his APP
pontment at the hands of republican
president. J. 5. Clarkson in the state
Register denounces the presidents &C
ton as breach of party trust, which
is obviously the opinion of one hostile
to the administration. 1t is said in
support of the appointment that the
senate would refuse to confirm repub-
lican if nominated, hence Jackson was
promoted to make room for republican
on tie circuit bench. From a party
standpoint it is perhaps preferable that
republican should be seated III the
circuit court than that the nomination
of republican should be hung up In
the senate. But the president would
have placed an unpleasant responsible
ity upon republican senators had he
nominated a fellow- partisan, III which
case party duty would have dictated
confirmation and that promptly. lt is
said further that had the selection been
left to the incoming administration
| Gresham, man thoroughly objection
able to all republicans, as he only be
cane q democrat after his ambitions in
the republican party were denied wou!4
be named. However, the arguments
pro and con are not sa tiSfactOry, while
the public confidence in President Har.
rison il such that the majority will
withhold criticism until further facts
are made public. Jackson h&a not yet
been confirmed.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09
Columbus WhiSkcrs.

1t has been discovered by an unknown
but artistic eye that the new one cent
stamp which brings Columbus in sight
of land, represents that yenerated gen
leman rs beardlcsS and with chin well
wiped off. On the tWO-cent Sta!np,
which pOrtrays the landing some twelve
hours later-an interim perhaps not
infaliibly recorded as to duration---he is
shown with Il beard of three months
growth. This faCt-if it be n fact-will
prove second great discovery. 1t bids
disconsolatp young men Of America TO
brace up their hope. In every town
and hamlet Of our great country there
have been and will ever bC young men
to whom great tribulatiOns come mere
ly through tho absence of hrsute facial
grow.A. ThCy 200 and all but win the
mai len of their choice simply because
they have no Deald. The young lady
conserving, the fond parent often inter
jects veto simply because Of the
youthfulnPss of the sutton. And these
things have for ages bowed down the
otherwise jubilant heart of the young
man. But the second discovery of Col
umbus is brought down to us on the
new stamp. Let the young man take
heart and hope. Let him go forth and
discover continent, and it is blown in
the bottle that he shall grow beard in
twelve hours. Then let him return tri-
uphant to the fond embrace of his best
girl, or walk up to the parent and by
the right of those whiSkers demand the
hand of his daughter.sI is not recorded
whether this sudden growth was pain
full. With his longing, eager eye on
America for the first time and in the
flush Of discovery, Columbus did not
take much thought of his whiskCrs
Neither is the point material, for the
young man, ambitious for lis hesitating
ladyS hand will not vince with any
pains that may torture his cuticle and
coming with this receipt for "whiskers
in twelve hours
It's possible that the current comment
is an injustice to the designers of the
stamps. 1t may be that the identity of
the disCOverer is mistaken in the two
center, but he is generally acknowledged
to be the gentleman in breech-clouts
who stands in the center of the fore
ground, and if not in the foreground
then it were not Columbus, for certainly
his ambition was such that he would
not stand back for his hired man. The
best judgment OF the nineteenth cen.
fury is that during the twelve hours
between discovery and landing Column
bus whiskers had a remarkable growth.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09
Chapter 2o-Laws Of 1902.

Sec, |. At the regular meeting OF the board Of
directors OF the district townships IN September,
1892, the board Of directors shall specify what
subdstricts, at the subdistiict election following
in March, shall elect subdirectors for ono year,
two years, and three years, respectively, making
the three classes as nearly equal as possible.
Sec. >. After this election in march, all sub,
directors shall he elected and hold Office for =
term Of three ypara.
Sec. s. All acts or parts Of acts Inconsistent
with the provisions OF this act are hereby repeal
ed.
Note :. See. 1910. The selection of subdl
rector should lie a matter OF great care. IIemay
receive no compensation from the district, and
should therefore be a person whose interest viii
lead him TO be frequent visitor Of the school, ano
who will see that the school house Is provided
with all that will add to the comfort of the teach
er and scholars and promote the welfare Of the
school
No person shall be deemed ineligible by rea
| son of sex, to any school Office. WewOuld advise
that If competent men cannot be induced to take
the Office and attend to it, n competent woman
be elected.
Section Ills, School Laws OF Iowa, require,
the resident subdirectOr to give at least five days
notice Of the meeting for the election of subdi
rector. The notice should specify whether the
,ubdirector is to be elected for one year, two
years, or three years. Blank notices may be had
at the Office OF the County Superintendent or the
County Auditor.
We desire . meeting of all subdirectors in Au
dubon on Saturday March II, 1898 program
will he published soon.
u. T. REPAss,
Co. Supt.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

\ POSTOFFICE election was be held at
Anlmosa Saturday. Seven candidates
received votes, p. Washington leading
with IS, Washington was formerly a
reform member of the board of super
visurs, and became notorious upon ex-
preston of his desire to do public
business legal by law" Despite this
elc, ton, Charlie Monger of the Journal
will probably be the next postmaster.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

ONE OF the Hawaiian commissioners
objects to territorial form of govern,
ment because it would admit Of legis
latnrc elected by all the people. That
is rather an unpleasant prospect, to be
sure. What is wanted is legislature
elected by 1--WE, the people" I'VE" are
much easier manipulated than call the
people. This is quite an idea that
comes to us from the islanders.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

IT'S given out from Dubuque that
Gov. Boies has declined position in
CIoveland's cabinet. There is no certain
information that Mr.. Boies was ever
asked to Join the cabinet as secretary
OF agriculture. 1t is quite possible that
the boomers are watering the govern,
or'S political stock by a counterfeit
decination of an invitation that never
came.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

TIE best public recommendation
which Judge Jackson has comes from
democratic senators who are quoted as
saying that "he is no more of a demo
cIat than men on the other side the
chamber"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

IT will probably cause Bro. Ashton
Of the Gathrian severe pain to know
that the Inter ocean scored the decora-
tious in the Iowa building at the
Worlds Fair in its issue of last Satur-
day. 1t says that the art will give art
lists the jim jams and it had been better
had the decorators struck before begin
ming their job.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09
a Leader.

Siuce its first introduction, Electric Bttcrs has
gained rapidly In popular favor, until now it Is
clearly in the lead among pure medicinal tonicS
and Notwithstanding nothing which per
ogniled rs the best and purest medicine for all
ailments Of Stomach, Liver or hutnGysr-lt Hill
cure Sick Headache, Indigestion, Constipation,
be refunded. Price only SOC per bottle. sold by
4. II. Roberts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

TIE barbarity at Paris, Texas last
week wherein an inhumau wretch was
burned at the stake, etc, was a disgrace
to the country. The villain deserved
the torture of hell itself, but two bar,
barities do not make right, and Texas
will for years bear the odium of out
laWry.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09
Guaranteed Cure.

We authorize our advertised druggist to sell
DR.. Kings New Discovery for consumption,
coughs and colds, upon this condition. IL yOu
are afflicted with cough, cold or any lung,
throat or chest trouble and VIII use this remedy
as directed, giving it a fair tlial, and experience
no benefit, you may return the bottle and Pave
yOWr money refunded. We could not make this
offer did VIC not know that DT. Kings New Dis
coyCry could he rsled on, u meyer disappOintS
Trial bottles free at \. n. Roberts drug store
. arc.r aiZa 80 cents and 81, 2
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09
Cheap Trip to California.

Phillips Rock Island Tourist Car Excursions
to Pacific Coast, from DeS MOincS and Omaha,
Friday, February Sd and 18th. and March Sd ana
l7th These personally conducted excursions are
popular and YOU make the trip at q cheap rate,
have excellent care, and go on fast train. Ad-
dress or call on CHAS. hENSEDi,
Genl NV. Pass. Agt, Omaha, Neb.
G.T&P, A., Chicago, ILL., Iaw4
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09
Advertised Letters.

The following letters remain uncalled for In
the Audubon, Iowa, postofilce, subject to be sen,
to the dead letter office in two weeks. Parties
calling for such letters should say advertised,
giving date Of advertisement
Mr.. II. Falkinso, l.. w. EastoD,
Louis Atkinson, Henry Randolph.
For week ending Saturday, Feb. 4, 1898.
Ed. Il. COUSINS, 7. NJ.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

IION. JOS. Il. REED and Minnie Evans
were married at the home Of the bride
i'll Malvern, Monday. The Judges
many old friends hereabouts join in
congratulation.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

Gentlemen. by wife has been tel
rible sufferer fraya . combination of
neuralgia aud sick headache Tor the
last ten years. Could find nothing to
do any good until she ;Iied Your ya:u
able Crause's Headache Capsules; OF
these she has taken from five to seven
at time. and as she has headache
osteu. cyeyy week or ten days, ! write
to inquire IL yeH cannot manage some
way so it will not be- 50 expensive.
Please address as above.
Yours very truly,
5. J. WAE%ER,
Friend Neb.
sold by A. IL. Roberts ana III l''ace
Drug Store.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

THE Nebraska legislature has elected
VIM. Allen to the L. S. Senate. ALLEN
is now a populist, and formerly acted
alternately with the republicand and
democrats.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

Mr.. Albert Fayorite, of Arkansas
City, Kan. wishes to give our readers
the benefit Of his experience with colds.
He says: Il contracted cold early
last spring that settled Oh my lungs,
and had hardly covered from it when
| caught another that hung on all sum
mCr and LEFT lae with hacking cough
which thought | never would get rid
Of. | had used Chamberlain'S Cough
Remedy some fourteen years ago with
much success, and concluded to try it
again. When had got through with
one bottle my cough had left me, and ]
have not suffered with cough or cold
since. / haYe recommended it 10 Others
and all speak well Of it," 80 cent bot
ties for sale by \ H. Roberts, druggist
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

Joseph V. Dory, of Warsaw, Ill, was
troubled with rheumatism and tried a
number of different remedies, but says
none Of them seemed to do him any
god: but finally he got hold Of one that
speedily cufed bin. lie was mucf
pleased with it, and felt SIRE that Others
similarly afflicted would like to know
what the remedy was that cured nm
III states for the benefit Of the pubic
that it is called Chamberlains Pai
Balm. For gale by a. ii. Roberts
druggist.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09
Audubon Gountu gspabiifan.
THURSDAY. FEBRUARY ., 1898

WILL the present production
have any effect upon the price Of ice
next summer.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09
8 Weir or Canton Lever Harrows
"a The Brown Corn Planter,
Mccormick Binders and Mowers

and it will take this number about 30 days to cut
the harvest. These machines have led the process.
sion of harvesting machinery from it's infancy up
to the present time.
All of the above farming implements arrv.
ing daily and we will have the best line Of standard
goods ever exhibited in Audubon county, and we
kindly invite the public to call and examine these
goods and get prices before buying elsewhere.
Krazer Carriages and Bugges, Canton Cultiva
tors and Stirring Flows, Sandwich Corn Shelters,
Weir Cultivators and Sulky Flows, Moline Pumps
Carter Wind Mills, Weir and Canton Lever Har
rows, and the Bud Long Disk Harrow also add
TO the comfort and convenience of people engaged
in agriculture.
}. w. HOOVER, AUDUBON, IOWA.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

PRESIDENT HARRISON follows pres
cedent established by Abraham Lincoln
in appointing democrat to the SUI
premc bench.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

COLUMBUS according 70 his several
portraits" seems to have been the motto
of the postage stamp designers.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

i. l.. HARRIS, n. ID.
DFNTIsT OFFICE OVER BilharA & Sons
l. Store.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

Small in size, great in results; De-
Wits Little Early ltisers. Best pills
for constipation, best for sick headache
best for sour stomach. They never
grippe. a. ii. Roberts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09
PHYSICIANS AND DENTISTS.
ORG. EGER,

GERMAN PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
" All calls are promptly answered, day or
night. once first door south OF the court house
Audubon, Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

TAYLOR D. LANGWORTHY,
DARBER AND HAIRDRESSER. Shop in
Is Basement Of Forbes Block, Park Place.
audubon. Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09
J. E. CLARK, D. D. S.

DENTIST.-Offcc in Phelps Block, over
J Van tiordrr's Restaurant, Audubon Iowa.
Nitrous Oxide, Cocaine, ChOlOrofOrm, or Either
used in extracting teeth.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09
MISCELLANEOUS
WAITER RIDGE

" AI I IN IlIIVD,
DARBER AND HAIR DRESSER. Bath
IS Rooms in connection. Shop in Howald
Block, Audubon, Iowa. Satisfaction guaranteed
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

5000 90
5000
300 90
1000 90
1000 90
1900 90
zoo 90
1000 90
iW "
$4,000
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-09

7. REPASs,
Co. Supt