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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

about town among tho banks no indi-
, atoms Of untasiness are ob'erved.
The public seems to be perfectly salts.
fled that there In nothing In the situa.
tlon TO cause any alarm and that thu
banking Institutions are In a sound
condition. Business men who have
convefsed with many citizens report
that the furry il over 80 far a. they
can learn and confidence 10 everywhere
apparent.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

I WILL lHAuE sENEiiAL PAYING
Il businesses tor real estate or roai usthto Tor
good business. ". y. Hogan, az r0st0nco
Block.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

gsHnN Hu1- TWO LOIS BETWEEN
sNONJN) West romp'o aud irst Wet
uuu smith south urutauyck = Rose, Rooms
" and ~. % ", second south street.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

NuLuNuiA HutiDiNG ANu LOAN As
~ fucihuln huuda homes, aud loans money
HtGp,r cent urs. plan Tor investing money
in thC United States. brucshCrk q Nuso. a. ",
SECOND south street. General Territorial
agents,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

I HAVE s ktUE LET oF HEsrAU.
i rants 90 splendid Locations ranging m
price from il91 60 o. ul. w. J. Hogan, 80
ioHtunIUo block
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

Today the firm Of 8. and @. dump,
extensive dealers In art good, made
an assignment. The liabilities OF the
firm are placed at sliO,0OO ani the
assets at 100000. The failure Is attn.
buied to the sttingency In the money
market.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

L 10 W a NtJE LIST ur UUOCEUY
i propositions in all plrts OF tho Ciiy rang.
inE iu price from $3.50 10 1000 " j. Hogan,
Al pustuuUu UluCk
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

C,fHnn SECURES aNo RODS. o.
- lONPO room house. Eighth West and
Nuuih Temple GroUsuock a Noac, Rooms ~
and ~. o. ", second soutn street
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

g.DOnn uUYs gtXiO Rops, WITH
90 ZOO s.toom Trick. llrst West aud
-iNlh south ca houloytrd. Grpvsbcck a l,oaC
% hud 90. li W. second south street
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

$4,000 agSs ,I5 5S & Assf' s.5 r.
with tHHI htUck good house, with barn aud
uuihsusga STORE doing good business. 30
health reason fnt sCI'ur. Hruushyok n Rose,
Rooms ~ uud 30. o., W. second south street.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

GOOnn BuYs iNl0 RODS Oh gTu
- ZCOO Eatt bot. brigham aud Let
20. Four room trick house, GrOeabCck q
Rose. Rooms ~ aud 1fN3 " I'D so
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

INSIDE REAL ESTATE To TRADE ron
L cattle and sheep, GrUosbcck a hutr.
Ilonnl p AND % fl ". ad 70.
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A CAPABLE AND HEttAnLE OFFiCE
~ man ctn got ht't into cot 100 nu cstab.
li.hci business clearing 600 pee month capt
block
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

ROOM HRlCk HOUSE ~ EAST
- Waterloo. iUyii' feet NJ ground, $500, ON
ly OruuaDcck s Rose. Rooms . and - W., "a
20.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

GOO< HuY- ONE Lot 25Nlt5 ~
10 Z,D West Temple Addition, Groca'
btck a llUHo. houma2, aud 20 Us w., ID 90.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

COMPLETELY tUHNt4uEp ROOMS
1 r enc block from business center, house
iu'l OF steady rpnmers clearing over 500 per
MONTH rent only SIS price 5000, i0ul down.
W. j. hogan, iiU T.. o. iilOuk.
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RECEIVER APPOINTED

SIOUX CRY, Ia, June 26.-E. G..
Tompkius was toiay appointed re-
ceiyer Tor this Union Stockyafds State
Bank, which failed three weeks ago,
on application OF its president, John
Pierce. Cnrys MOler, his son'in.law q,
was today appointed receiver for TIA e
Sioux CITY Caulo Railroad company.
BANKS BEOpENED.
BAN DiEGO, Cal, June 26.-Ths
Bank OF Commerce, when suspended
three days ago during the panic, IT,
opoLeI tnis morning. No further run
was made ON u.
FREsNO, Cal, June 26.-rhe Saw
ings an Loan Bank opened Tor bust
mes, this morning, after being closed
Une day. the bank IL perfectly sound
The financial outlook Is all serene.
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FOR SALE.
MISCELLANEOUS.
1887

C,MALL DoG WITH Long YELLOW
- hair. 500 reward 10 person returning
same 20 80. 40i last, iat South Street Dr.
Eneu q, Gage.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

L RNtCELN TUhNt-iED ROOMS, GIN.
~ trnl location new house, new furni.
turu cost 700, sell for gilf0 leaving city. W.
j. Hogan. az liustullrr UlorE
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

hHEsAMAktNG rAuDRs; WE'LL FUR
- rishyd and employing eight Efls, owner
leaving city UucU $40. ". j. Hogan. 40
iuHfuUIrn IiIufE
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

GHnn PURCHASES a WHOLESALE
'0OOO uakory business, two horses and
Wagons, furniture, etc. fa.cs $40 per week
w. i. Began. enc fustnnlCC Block
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

GOnnwu.Lp uHCitAsE oNErii1RD
'oAyNJlntcrctt iu nn established plumb.
iuE uuHIulHH iuruWIuf man must Doc CaunnIn
" taking charge 10 uuco and books W. j..
Hogan. iiu Poe il1iCo blDyk
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27
BUSINESS CHANCES


MEAT MAHEFr AND GROCERY COM
vi bincd splendid location and duirE good
business. will trade for real estate and some
cash $1,000 ". j. Bosan, room 60 rostonco
Block
S7OOY55.s. g @g5 ,1 MA@S s .,555.
and stock complete. dong cash business and
c.tahli9hud % ycats W. J. Began, 40 Post.
onicc BLOCK.
S3OOWla4I ,5 nv flu, g% sSS ssli .! ga
GENITAL location. theap rent and making
money Tor foN day, only. W. ). Hogan. iit
fos omce blocs
5000 rg lEsl, ssia. a w horse. lad
whEung, turuliurt, ETC. safes $40 per week.
w. y. bortn. ilt rosiodlcc iiloct
L RNtCELN TUhNi4llEp ROOMS; CEN.
III rul location new house, new turni.
turui cost 700, sell for fllD0 leaving city. W.
j. logan. ~ rostonlcc biock.
GOnnwuL PURCHASE ONEITiuWD
COOO inferred In an csiabushcd p.unb.
iuE uuHiucHH Incoming man must uc CauhuIo
" taking charge 10 uuco and books ". j.
Hogan. Nv iosipihco blntk
nHEssMAkiNG rAuOHsi WE'LL fURi
- uithyduud employing glgut gtls, owner
iostoflco iIock
A CAPABLE AND itEttAnLE OfFiCE
~ man g Nn put hst into cot zoe nu Catah.
lshcd business clearing 500 per month. Cnpi.
nlocE
II COMPLETELY IUHNt4uEp ROOMS
i = enc block IRON business center, house
fun of steady fpomeri clearing over 500 per
month. rent only ib price 500, iCp down.
w. y. logan, tlO TO hl0uk.
,ALouN-pNr HALr on ALL or ONE
- OF tho best kuuwu sporting saloons ON
Main street, 10 muuyy maker, receipts over
ial per wUus, splendid opportunity W >.
Hogan. 20 rost1iuec hurk
L ~ W. 4 NtJE LIST ur UHpCEUY
i propositions in all pnrts OF the CITY rang.
inz in price from $3.50 ~ 1900. ". !. Hogan,
ill rust1ngn uluck
7 HAVE 4 MGR Iisr oF HEsrAU.
4 rants 90 splendid locations ranging IN
price from ils1 60 g. ul W J. Hogan, 40
L Will lRAuE sENEHAL rA1iNU
i hurincsso' tor real estate or roal gsintc tnr
good uusIncss. ". y. hogan, al f0sl0ilco
Block
II you DON'T SKI WHAT You VAST
4 In NY "ads' cal ON me, as ! don't adytrufC
uuUstCuLl Ut Che luHIuusH have Tor sale W.
Hogan, 90 fustoflsc Block
TuLUHuiA HuiLDlNG ANp LOAN as
~ fucuulu huuda homes, aud loans money
| in thO United States. truvshCrk Nuso. o. VI,
second south street. General Territorial
| agents,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

C.OnnWiLL MY GWOCEWY. RES.
'DONJNJ uuraut fruit and cigar stand ,
central location, Chcup rent and making
los ufIro UlueE.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-27

MEAT MAHEFr AND GROCERY COM
ANl bincd splendid location and dlIrr good
huslursH will trndc for real estate and some
cash $1,000. W. j. Rosan, room 60 rostonco
HIurr.
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MONEY BROKERS.

MONEY To LOAN AT Gs TO 5 rEi,
vi cent nscho, second noor pooly hlocL
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-01

herder dead in his cabin, and
his body decomposed. The sheep
were quietly feeding in fertile
canyon near by, iealously guarded
by the dog.
In the rear of the corral. into
which the sheep We're driven every
night, lay the skeletons of dozen
or more sheep.
Astonished at the sagacity of the
dog, the ranchman secreted himself
and waited until night.
As the sun began to sink the
sheep came trooping in with the
dog in the rear. They crowded in
to the corral through a narrow open
ing, and as the last one pushed for
ward the dog seized and killed him
and dragged the lifeless body to the
rear of the Carol, where he made Il
comfortable supper off a portion of
the carcass, leaving the balance for
future meals.
He had been doing this ever since
the death of his master, and would
probably have continued his guar
dianship over the flock until he
Idied.
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A Very Clever Dog.

is it fact that the Scotch col
lie is the most intelligent dog in
the worldp" If innumerable an
ecdotes of the intelligence displayed
by the Scotch shepherds most faith
full companion are to be trusted,
the collie is hard to beat. But we
can tell story of Mexican sheep
dog that ought to make his Scotch
brother sit up.
The Mexican educate them to
tend their focks and herds, and
they perform the duty with more
fidelity and satisfaction than man.
They will take a flock of sheep OF
herd of goats out in the morning,
drive them to the feeding grounds,
defend them from the attacks OF
predatory ''varmints," and bring
them back to the bedding place at
night without losing single ami
NAL.
Up in New Mexico there was an
isolated ranch, which was one of a
system controlled by wealthy
sheep owner.
lie, or one of his agents, usually
visited it twice year to sheer the
sheep and take provisions to tho
pastora, or herder. On one Of thos,
! semi-annual visits he found the
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-01
Crocodiles in Water.

The crocodiles are thoroughly
aquatic in their habits, and their
peculiar conformation enables them
to attack and seize their prey una
wares. Their nostrils, which lead
by a long canal to the back part of
their throats, their eyes and their
ears are placed on the upper part Of
the head, so that when in the water
they can breathe, see and hear,
while they are themselves practically
invisible. When they dive, their
nostrils and ears are closed by lids
or valves, and their eyes are covered
by a transparent nictating men,
brane. They are further furnished
with an arrangement which pre-
vents the water from getting down
their own throats, when they are
holding large animals under the
water to drown them.
The dentition of the reptiles is
peculiar, the teeth are sharp and
conical, and are hollow at the base,
and each tooth serves as the sheath
of another, which will in time re-
place it. The tougue-for notwith-
standing the ancient belief, the
crocodile does posses "A tongues
fleshy and is attached to the bot
tom of tn mouth. And, finally, the
lower jaw is hinged at the very top
of the skull, thus giving the animal
It's extraordinary cape, and also the
peculiar appearance which caused
the notion that it moves its upper
| jaw.-London Saturday Review.
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Proposal Statistics.

A gentleman, apparently of some
leisure and withal taste for the Gu
rious, has compiled list of meth.
ods in which heroes and heroines in
fiction behave at the critical mo.
ment Of popping the question"
Taking a hundred cases of pro,
posals accepted, and referring sep
erately tothe behavior of the nymphs
and the swains, he finds that in
eighty-one cases the gentleman de-
clares he cannot live without the
lady; in seventy-two he holds the
the lady's hand, and in sixty-seven
he kisses her on the lips; two kiss
her hand in the old courtly style
one eccentric kisses his inamorata
on the top of the head, and one un.
lucky wight kisses her on the tip OF
the nose-by mistake. Fourteen
have Jumps in the throat, and an
equal number have qualns; nine
say "Thank HeavenW aloud, ant
seven are deliriously happy.
OF the ladies, eighty-seven know
that something is coming; eighty
one sink into the arms of the gen
! tleman, and one into the arms o
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-01
A Safe Opinion.

There are people so amiable they
never say hard thing of any body.
Although in some cases this may be
inherited, in all eases it can be ac-
quired, and person saves himself
and others great deal of inconven-
ience by being prudent in speech.
According to the testimony of
many friends of the late Bishop
Jacobson, Of Chester, he was never
to be caught mapping" in social
conversation.
Once, when in company after
dinner, the clergyman just appoint
ed to leading pulpit was under dis
cussion. The bishop said nothing,
but listened attentively to the va
rious expressions of opinion, like or
dislike, until lady appealed direct
ly to him with "And what do you
think, my lord, of the new vicar?"
II think" replied DR.. Jacobson,
smiling at his own discreetness,
"that he is a middle-aged man. y
Household.
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Her Little Darling.

She had shrill young voice that
prevailed the whole car, and when
she spoke to the infantile darling
at her side she stopped over into
baby talk that made all the other
passengers grit their teeth and
clutch the plush backs of the seats
in front. The car was full, and the
fond yuopg guardian of infancy and
innocence occupied the first seat.
Back to back with that was the
seat that faced the stove, and on
this undesirable spot sat thin old
man with three satchels and chin
whiskers.
There was d lull for few miles,
and the passengers began to relax
their muscles and breathe freer,
when the fusillade suddenly began
again.
"Seepy, little dirl? Oh, so seepy?'
No response.
"Was 90 mammals wittle yam
Mammals wittle yammy yam? Look
up here! Look at me Oh, you
bad. Was 90 mammals naughty
bad?"
Three slaps.
"Oh, YOU bad pricious little sing
Mammals Daisy Ducktums, her own
tottie trots. kissum me! Do yor
hear? Kissum me!"
There were beads of perspiratioi
OH the face of the man with chin
whiskers, and when the conductor
opened the car door he gave con
vulsive shiver that knocked dowr
the coal shovel.
Conductor" he whispered, ''yor
haven't come too soon"
"Why?"
"I'm a desperate man"
TOO hot?" asked the conductor
soothingly, opening the stove door
"Hot?" Man, it's that woman ant
baby back Off Its the baby twad
die. tell you can't stand it. Tv'
raised nine young one myself on
in Ioway, and ] didn't raise 'em ol
that. Git the woman anything sh
wants. Git her house and lot
I'll chip in, but keep her quiet. |
you don't, coeductor, I'll brain tha
baby with this yaller sample cast
Hear? I'm desprit!'
The conductor didn't reply. H
leaned over to the young woma
and said:
Madam, you must send that do
to the. baggage car." Exchange.
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WHOLE NO. 1925.

a chair; seventy-two have eyes full
Of love; one sneezes, but as she is a
chit of thing under sixteen, this
must not be taken as a precedent;
only three refer the gentleman to
papa; a-dozen hide their faces
in their hands, but to counterbal-
ance this excess of modesty, eleven
clasp their arms round the gentle
mans necks; one lady aged forty
five, rtruggles not to be kissed, and
one, widow, says, "Yes, but don't
be fool"
In the case of the rejected ad-
dresses" out of fifty cases thirty
one gentlemen rush madly away;
seventeen swear that life is of no
value; fifteen clear Jumps out of
their throats; and thirteen, more
practical than any, say they will GO
home. Half-a-dozen threaten to
commit suicide; and four say they
will go to sea; three tear hair
their own; one puts hands in his
pockets; one pounds a stone wal
with his fist, and one careful SOU
brushes the dust from the knee OF
his trousers. Of the ladies, fifty.
one rise to their feet; twenty-si,
promise to be friends; two laugh il
scornful derision; one asks if hi:
mother knows; one promises to pray
for him; and one tells him he is act.
ing like donkey.
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Natures Surest Ally.

II nature did not struggle against disease, even
in weakly constitutions, swift indeed would be the
course of malayd to its fatal termination.
While nature thus struggles let us, lest worse be-
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Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-01

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the battle of Gettysburg, major?"
"Well, madam, | was calm enough,
but | wasn't collected. With a leg
in one part of the field, an arm in
another, and left ear in another,
collection was difficult. ."-Harper's
Bazaar.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-01
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and can be found ut all drug stores. Any
druggist will get 1t for you If you ask
him
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II was on the woodland road
Amid the lights fantastic change
IF YOU can't drive with one hand,
George. let me hold the reins.
Judge.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-01

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way for George to learn to draw9''
asked mater-familias. "Well, said
Georges brutal father as he pitched
a "weed" into the cuspidor, she
might begin OH one of these cigars
you bought me" Boston Com
mercial Bulletin.