New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-08-19

pohcrt College in Constantinoplc. has 9b SUI
dents. and of the twenty professors and ins'r"''
tors only seven eight have American ha"'H'
Ruearitns. Armcnans and Greeks largely pre-
dominate among the students. Among the pre-
sribcd studies for the junior year are the history
of the Byzantine Empire, critical periods IN EURO
pcan history and the history OF Europe since Si''
Transferred. -parkc Iane-What do you think of
This rea,ly-made suit. old man? Since got mar
RED You know. I have to be economical; . ..,
Raxtcr- OF course. But YOU don't mean TO say
Parke Iane-Oh. no. My wife mas MN now
Clothicr and Furnishcr
The Eastport ,MeD "sardine" factories are fairly
humminp. and herring at s. a barrel will cost the
consumer considerably more when neatly packed
in tin boxes and labelled "sardines.
vono Loft -Cobble-How do you find trade?
Stone-That's the great trouble. l can't hnd II.
-Vlothier and furnisher
When the water withdrawn from the lake
near Geyser Spring in Saratoga, the other day, an
immense quantity Of trout and pickerel was cap
tured many of them being of great size 1t Is
thought that the mineral water mpregnated with
gas was the cause of the uncommon abundance ana
fairness of the sh-that the stimulus OF the mineral
constituents and gas sharpens the appetite. inVig-
crates the nerves of the stomach and promotes the
digestion of the fish, causing them to laugh and
grow fat
why IT IS necessary that lighthouses should so
universally be hideous is of those problems to
which no solution seems to be forthcoming \ man
will lavish large sums OF money on the building of
a scashore cottage on the laying out and decorat
ing of his grounds and the establishment OF ms
finest view will put hIdeous and shapeless shanty;
which dlsigures the beach and spos the foreground
OF the prospect.-,Boston Courier
The Philadelphia people find that their city is no
longer the chief market for Delaware peaches.
was formerly the case when the growers sent all
they raised thither only to find at the end of the
season that the glut of the market had left them
without profits and I'm debt for freight and COM
missions Nowadays the choicest peaches
shipped by the trainload To New-fork Boston.
Baltimore Washington and Chicago. The most re-
munerative markets are New-York and Boston. and
such IL thing as glut of the market is almost I'M
known.
A Suggcstion-Iunior Pirtner-Well. I thnl;
(puff) ri go in the trade and see If can get
few orders pun. pun ~.
along some OF those cigars you smoke and offer
them around.
senior Partner the buyers will die before
they have time TO cancel the orders.-(Clothier and
Furnisher.
One afternoon last week young man in kits
stood "A doorstep opposite. quizzing nurse-mad
about her charge. Kin he talk?' said he. pointing
to the baby 'Why no. He Is only ten months
Old" she replied. HUH very scornfully) My
little pups only six months old and he kin bark"
The Inference Is that They coudn,t dear me-.
exclaimed the good old lady. Wping her glasses and
picking up the paper again. What a dreadfllly
slow current that Chicago River must havei Ii
saws here in these headlines that a large force OF
men were at work all night dragging the river
without success Couldn't they make 1t move al !
alY'-(Chicago Tribune.
TO those who forced to remain In town durin:.
the warm weather the noises from the street are
pet and particular grievance though at times one
may be rarely entertained by the bits OF dialogue
that float through the open windows. On an up-
town block the children are especially vocferous
about their play and II has finally come to the
pass where youngster yells at another. 'Why |
don't you stop yer jawing-dont you hear I'm law |
ing?'
In of the largest cities OF this State there |
Is man who has very clear conception of the |
of the present financial stua ton and il NOT |
afraid to acquaint others with the true status of
affairs. He owns big manufac curing concern |
and Il few weeks ago obliged to close II |
down indefinitely on account of the strinrency
OF the money market. The other day n delegation |
OF his former workmen called upon him TO ask
about the prospects OF reopening in the near fu- |
ture. He gave them encouragement and tne
poor fellows In despair asked: But we must have
something to eat. What are we going fo ,,opS
"Blest II | know" he replied, grimly '7Why don't
you cook some of those Democrat ROSTERS Won
were wearing on your hats last fail?"-(Detrot
Tribune.