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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19
Little LAUGHS.

PicdY,tfae: There is no miss-giving in
the marriage OF widow.
Binghamton Leader: On washday pa
terfamilias feels that he is subject to
wiring rule.
! Galveston Neacs: There is only one
way to live without work and that is to
prey without ceasing.
Cleveland Plain Dealer: Some orators
are badly stuck by the time they reach
the point of a discourse.
Boston Transcript: Hicks-Is that your
dog? | suppose you consider him Al?
Wicks-Oh, no; he is KY.
Dansville Breeze: It's an open question
which is the more Objectionable, a bois-
ferrous girl or a girlstrous boy.
Troy Press: The cham bermaid knows
how to put in sweeping denial when &C.
cused of smashing the bric-a-brac.
New York Tribune: She-Don't You
think D'Auber's pictures of animals are
natural? He-They are certainly beastIy.
Truth: Old Salt SADLY Whaling ain t
what it used to be. Little johnnie
Well, great thunder! you amt sorry, are
you?
''It is strange said one young woman
to another, sthat so many foreigners
should be anxious to sell themselves to
American heiresses.'' eyes. They are
good deal like novels. F" "Why?' 1.-THE
sale depends largely on the title. -
Hdrper's Bazaar: Mrs. McBride-Before
we were married you often wished there
was some brave deed you could do for
me to show your love. Mr.. Mcbride
Yes, dear, and would do it now. Mrs.
McBride-Then please go down into the
kitchen and discharge Bridget.
Detroit Free Press: The day was a
warm one and the gentleman from Ken
lucky was coming up from the spring
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DR.. LINDSAY'S
NJ EDICAL DISPENSARY,
Permanently located at O'Meara Block ssH
West Second South ST.

i
DR.. Lindsay Physician. Surgeon and Lecturer
| formerly of Philadelphia, Specialist on all dis
eases OF Men and Women.
| DR.. Lindsay's practice Is based upon
many years experience in European anc
! American hospitals and he is well and
| fsvorably known as one of the most sue
cessful and reliable physicians in his
| west
DR. LINDSAY devotes his especial atten-
! ton to the scientific treatment and cure OF
all CHRONIC, NERVOUS and PRIVATE Dis
| EASES, aIoh az: Nervous Debility, Seminal
Weakness. Lost Manhood. Night Emiss-
ions, Gonorrhoea. elect, Spermstorehoea,
Structure, Hydrocele, Varicocele, Syphilis,
Rheumatism, Kidney and Urinary dis
eases and all diseases Of private or deli
cate nature.
RUPTURE, Piles, F'IsTULA and RECTAL
ULCERS CURED without pain or detention
from business. STRUCTURE safely and radi-
Cally cured.
RBEUMATIsM the result Of Blood Poison
ing, stiff and swollen joints, Neuralgia,
Catarrh, Bronchitis, Asthma. Fits, Para
lygis, Cancer, Tumors Eraptions, Salt
Rheum, Scrofuls, Tape Worm, Dyspepsia,
Constipation and all diseases Of the var
ious organs of tns body speedily and per-
manently cured at hs dispe16ary. Dis
cases of women 8 specially.
Married persons or those entering that
happy state aware of physical weakness.
loss of provocative power. impotency or
other disQualihcstions can have speedy and
permanent relief. No inter what your
complaint is or who has failed to cure you,
consult this skillful physician who Ia able
to effect cure where Others fail.
Charges moderate and within reach OF
all. Patients living away from the city
who cannot conveniently call may 6es-
cribe their troubles by letter and have
medicine sent to them FREE from obser-
walton to any part of the country.
DR.. LINDSAY is a CONFIDENTIAL and
SAFE PHYSICIAN in whom all may conflde
is regularly graduated and legally qualified
to practice medicine. Is most widely sud
favorably known, bold enough So advertise
his skill to the world go that AL persons
consulting him may be assured OF hon.
orabie treatment in all cases Of ailments,
the most delicate aud difficult Offices.
OMEARA Block. 631i West Second South St
SALT LAKE CITY.
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home for her at South Kensington, the
lease of which cost him $50, 0o0. The
lady's tastes, however, proved to be very
expensive and beyond the husbands
means to fully crafty, so she became dis
contented and in ten months from the
wedding announced that in consequence
of her mothers illness she would have to
return to America. They parted in a
friendly way, she promising to return
when the roses bloomed in June. but
ssshe never came back"
In July Mr.. GREEN received letter
from his wife pleading nervous prostra-
ton as the cause of her detention and in
PRODUCING a gentleman by the name OF
MOVES who, on appearing, endeavored to
persuade Mr.. GREEN to consent to an
American divorce on the ground OF incom-
patibility of temper. The gentleman was
not so green as his name and he emphati
cally declined. Thereupon MOVES sug-
gested an immoral way to break the mar
rage bonds, which Mr.. GREEN declined
with still greater force.
In less than year from that time the
lady secured her divorce in the Philadel-
phia court OF common pleas on the
ground of cruelty. The husband had
been cited to appear, but on legal advice
he refused to recognize the right of an
American court to try the case. He
claimed that he was a subject of Great
Britain with an English domicile, which
the complainant had made hers also by
marriage. But he took occasion to deny
the charge of cruelty
The lady followed up her successful
suit in the court by accepting another
kind of suit, for in the following month
she married a Mr.. SEDGwIcK aud went to
live with him as her husband.
Mr.. GREEN then commenced proceed
ings for divorce in London and won his
case. The Justice held that the grounds
taken by the petitioner were sound. BY
her marriage the lady had established her
domicile in England. and that was her
legal residence when she commenced her
suit in Philadelphia Therefore her d.
vorce in the United States was not legal
in England.
That is the point to be understood by
American women. The English courts
will not recognize divorces obtained as
Mrs. GREENS was secured. She was adj
judged guilty OF very disreputable Of
tense. She cannot figure again in Eng
fish society. That may be matter OF
small concern to her, but it may have
some effect upon her social standing in
upper circles on this side of the water.
If there could be some means of arrest
ing the tendency of American bellies
toward the British aristocracy and plu-
tocracy, and render them contented with
American alliances and American homes,
it would be better Tor them and for all
parties concerned. Anglophobia is
shabby sort OF social disease.
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End OF the Wyoming Contest.

In Wyoming failing to agree as to a
candidate the Democrats prevented the
election of Republican. All subtle
schemes have fallen through and the
tricks resorted to for the purpose OF pro-
curing the three votes necessary to re-
elect Warren have been manipulated in
vain.
1t will stand to the disgrace of some
Democrats elected to the state legislature
that their obstinacy-or something much
worse-prevented the election of a Demo-
crat as United States Senator for six
years. It ought to be remembered by the
people when called upon again to make
choice of public officers in that state.
The will of their constituents ought to
have been above personal prejudice and
paramount to individual interests or pro-
cllvities.
One thing they cannot be charged with.
They are not guilty of causing the cleo
ton OF Republican to the United States
Senate. II they had done that they
would have deserved to be politically
damned forever. There is, it is said, no
Disgusting the fact that inducements were
freely offered Not only officers but
money were rendered for three votes.
That these temptations failed is a matter
of congratulation
The duty of appointing United States
Senator now devolves upon Governor o.
BORNE. 1t is a responsibility that ought
not to have been forced upon him. But
he will shoulder it, manifestly, and will
make such a selection as his unbiased
Judgment, viewing all the circumstances
and candidates, will dictate
A Democrat will go to the Sen2te to
serve until the next sitting of the Wyo-
ming legislature. Unless a special ses-
sion is called there will be two United
States Senators to be elected at the next
session. Senator CAREY's term and that
of the appointee will then expire. BY that
time it is probably that Wyoming will be
SO thoroughly Democratic that both the
Senators will be chosen from that politi-
cal party. This is as good an ending to
the senatorial struggle in Wyoming as we
expected, and it is good thing that the
unpleasant contest is over.
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Some Cabinet Points.

Few readers of THE HERALD, perhaps,
know OF HoKE SMITH, who is to be g
member OF Mr.. CLEvELAND's cabinet.
lie is only 81 years of age, editor of the
Atlanta. Ga, Journal, a bright, infuen-
tial rival of the Constituencies, which
last named paper waged such relentless
war upon Mr.. CLEVELAND for the past
five years. He is a native of North Caro-
lima. in which state he studied law and
attained eminence at the bar. He is a
bright, sledge-hammer speaker, which
is an unusual qualification of editors.
He married a niece of HOWELL COBB,
beautiful and accomplished girl of At
lanta. She had no fortune, but HoKE
SMITH, buying the Atlanta Journal when
it seemed to be on its last legs, put vigor
and life into it, and now he is thought to
have half million dollars-not large as
compared with the wealth of late Repub-
lican administrations, but gratifying SO
to newspaper people, who rejoice in the
good fortune of one who receives an hon
orable reward for fidelity to GROVER
CLEVELAND.
WILSON A. BIssELL, the next Post
MASTER General, placed Mr.. CLEVELAND
in nomination for sheriff, for governor
and for president. He has been his most
intimate and cherished friend, COM
panion, guide" for twenty years, has
travelled with him on his trips, has vol
unteered to him his best advice on the
most intricate subjects, but, up to the
present time, has declined to be consid-
cred as beneficiary OF Mr.. CLEvELAND's
good fortune. He enters the cabinet at
pecuniary sacrifice, in obedience to the
wish of the man in the success of whose
administration he feels the keenest
interest, and there must not be any doubt
that if he were not in his heart convinced
that he could conduct the business of the
postal service in manner up to the high
est standard he would certainly refuse,
even though his appointment were siren
uously insisted upon.
Mr.. BIssELL's selection is sure to be re-
garded as a personal one. And SO is Mr..
LAMoNT's, and so, indeed, are all the
members of Mr.. CLEvELAND's advisory
board. Properly, too. In effect they are,
all together, not much different
than the presidents private secre-
tary; in this sense. however, that the
President alone is responsible to the coun-
try, to the world and to his conscience.
Not that they are mere clerks, or that
they are there to register the wishes and
carry out the purposes Of the chief mag
istrate, as some cynical people say OF
them. but that they are constitutional
advisers in whom the President has faith
for their judgment, prudence and discre-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19
/" Young Ideas.

Pope Leo XIII is reported as saying,
"Gladstone and I, although the two
oldest leaders, have the youngest ideas. -
That sounds rather egotistical but it con-
veys suggestion that other persons OF
advanced age might find some profit in.
Progress is the watchword of the uni
verse. There Is no standing still in
creation. Forward, march, is the word
of command to all things visible and in
visible. In religion and in science, in
government and in society, there must
be action and it must go onward and up
ward or it will have to give way or be
swept aside.
1t may be that there is nothing abso-
lutely new under the sun. But there are
many things constantly developing that
are new to the age, and to the individuals
who conceive or apprehend them.
"Young ideasp are to be grasped and
utilized when found to be correct and
practicable. That is the law of advance
ment. To imagine that all wisdom is of
the past and all perfection is of the pres
emit is to be left behind in the race that is
before humanity.
The conservatism that keeps that which
is adapted to the times and is not ready to
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

Jump at every new suggestion is neces-
sary and wise. But when it is SO solid
that it attempts to stand still and refuses
to adopt or examine young ideas and
fresh projects, its usefulness is gone and
Its influence departs.
GLADSTONE is a leadsr at eightyfo four
years of age because of his conservative
liberalism. With mind stored with
learned lore and possessing a vast expert
enee IN past issues and emergencies, he is
yet alive to the present and perceptive of
the future and is ready to adapt himself
to living issues and coming requirements
His soul is ready for young ideas The
liberation Of Ireland is a demand of the
age, and he is prepared to effect it, and
In working for that end to modify his
plans and change his methods as new con-
ditions arise OF improvements are sug-
gested. He is equally progressive in liter
allure.
Pope LEO XII is of the same stamp of
character. He has made concessions to
the spirit OF the times which would as
found many of his predecessors and cause
them to wonder If Rome still held the
Vatican. His course in reference to
the French clergy, while appearing
to be back-down has strength
ened the power OF the church in
that country. His decisions in reference
to the school question in the United
States show that he is greatly in advance
OF his associates, and his sentiments as to
the respective rights of the church and of
the state are equally progressive. His
utterances have done more to break down
the hostility to Romanism in this coun-
try than any other influence, and show
that even the Catholic church, like Par
son JASPER sun, "do novel,
To succeed, all people in all departments
OF human existence must be awake and
alive to the new impressions that are be-
ing made upon the mind of man. This
readiness to receive and to act upon adj
vanced thoughts as they are developed is
what makes some old men still juvenile
and keeps them in the front rank. Their
years are many. their brows wrinkled and
Their hairs white, but they are brimfull
of vigor because they are imbued with
''young ideas.''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19
American Divorce In England.

American women who marry rich or
titled Englishmen and then want to be
divorced, had better be careful how they
proceed. The divorce court in London
has recently rendered a decision which
will upset calculations of that sort. The
particulars are these:
A wealthy auctioneer OF Chancery Lane.
London, by the name of JAMES GREEN.
met charming widow on board ship in
1889 while he was returning to England
from the United States. She was from
Philadelphia and her former husband
name was WOODRUFF. They were mutu-
ally smitten, or apparently so, and in
June OF the following year were married
at fashionable church in Kensington.
Ex-Governor WALLER of Connecticut Civ
ing the bride away.
The settlements were very liberal. Mr..
GREEN settled upon the bride Sc. 900
year, to be drawn as long as she lived with
him, and made ample provision for her in
case of his decease. He also fitted up
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

SOME PAPERS are Directing to the an
nexation of the Hawaiian Islands because
of the lepers there. They need not fret.
There are worse lepers in New York and
Chicago and more of them than in the
Sandwich Isles and they are loose in the
community while the one thousand I'M
fcrtunates at Molelkai are herded together.
The moral lepers of modern cities are far
more dangerous to society and their dis
ease is more contagious.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19
To Advertisers.

Eg THE HERALD has the largest circu-
IatioD in Utah 1t Is a visitor to more
homes in this territory and the surround
ing region than any other newspaper
published. Its constituency comprises
more heads OF families than any other,
and it Is therefore the best advertising
medium in Salt Lake.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

BELIEVE AS we dc or go to help does
not seem to recommend any particular
form of religion to the popular mind.
Irreligious people are apt to return the
compliment irrespective OF any particular
belief.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

A COUPLE by the name of ELEPHrHERIos
PELARAs and CATHERINE ELEPARAPULK
were recently joined in wedlock in New
York by Rev. PAIsIos FERENTINos. The
public are spared the names of the brides
maids and attendants, or the reader would
have to hold his jaw.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

THIS Is woman's half of the nineteenth
century. She is admitted to most of the
professions and there are no fewer than
six hundred female postmasters in the
United States. In other ways woman is
making great success in the department.
of letters.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS is what Min
nesota boy viii have to pay for smoking a
cigarette-if he is caught, when the new
law goes into force. Let him put that in
his pipe and smoke it, if he must have to-
1,,ooo
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not inform his wife of his whereabouts.
Recently he returned, expecting to be
Rugged to death and wept over by his pa
tient spouse, but instead Of a fearful grass
widow he found a cheerful welded wife
to better looking and more sensible
man. Verdict, served him right.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

IFTHE money spent in that Panama
canal affair had been laid out to make
both ends meet, there would not have
been so much complaint of collision, and
the prosecution would not have gone to
such extremity.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

THE PROPORTION OF Jews in the Eng
lish population has more than doubled
in the last twenty years. This speaks
well for the sanitary rules Of the Mosaic
code
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

THE POLITICIANS idea of an honest man
is one who can be bought for fair price,
and then "stays bought
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

SAM JONES says if he wanted to ruin
man he'd run him for an Office. SAM ran
for an Office years ago and knows how it
Is himself
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

The CITY OF Mexico now has stock
exchange. That's a new kind of indul-
gence for them. They have been more
used to three card monte.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

at the foot Of the hill with bucket in his
hand. "Ah, colonel y inquired an Ohio
visitor sitting on the porch, shave you
something to drink in that bucket?'
"Oh, no, +" responded the colonel, tits
water.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

THE HARMONY society in Pennsylvania
is losing its property because of law suits
among its members. whats in
name7' 1t ought to be changed to the
Society of Discord.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

Is THE willingness of so many public
men to annex the Hawaiian Islands
attributable to the fact that they want
some of the sugar?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

THE DISTANCE between the wedding
suit and the divorce suit in Chicago is
not usually SO great as to require an ex-
press train.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

AL communications should be addressed TO
TIE HERALD, Salt Lake City, Utah.
SUBSCRIBERS viii confer favor by forwarding
information 10 this Office when their papers
are not promptly received. They will aid
us to determine where the fault lies.
SUBSCRIBERS removing from one place to an
other, and desiring papers changed. should
always give former as wen IS present ad-
dress.
Communications will not be returned.
Anonymous communications will not be noticed.
TEE HERALD reserves the right TO append
the name OF the author to any communication.
and accepts no manuscript with pledge TO
Withhold the name from any person mentioned
in the communication.
TIE HERALD is on sale at the principal news-
stands and on all morning passenger trains
leaving Salt Lake. Orders for city delivery TO
either residence or place of business may be
made by postal card OF through telephone
THE HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY.
GEORGE E. BLAIR, Business Manager.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

A PENNSYLVANIA left his home some
years ago and like othersenseIess men did
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

Everyone appreciates sweet creamery
butter. You can obtain it from N. F. S.
and D. Co., H. ]. Faust, jr., superin-
tendent, 2. Q. box 545.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

THERE IS generally but one report
about the man that thaws out dynamite.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

TIE DAILY HERD is published every MORN
ing, Monday excepted, at THE HERALD
block, corner West Temple and First
South streets, Salt Lake City.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-02-19

Jones" ''GOod
JENKINS NEW TEMPLE OF MUSIC buy ORGAN
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is himself.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1893-03-03

IRIS Sa wa cannon
possibly contain
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PERSONAL.

Miss Hattie Simpson, of st. Paul,
spent Saturday and Sunday in the
city.
Geo. M. Laing, of Window, who is
high in the A. o. o. W.. was in the
city today.
John A. Willard will remain in
Washington to witness the Inaugural
tion of President Cleveland.
Will Marks, of Los Angeles, CAL, is
in the city settling up the estate of
his father, the late John Marks.
Mrs. Dommogalla, of Mill City, Or
egon, is visiting her mother, Mrs.
Fred Kuebler, and her sister, Mrs. E
J. Whipple.
G. NJ. Skinner, Of St. Peter, FL. ].
Ankle, Of Hover, S. D., and w. e.
Morher, of Zumbrata, are at The
Saulpaugh
j. G.. Graham, A. D. Crane and Ed
ward Perry, are representing Blue
Earth county at the g. a. r. state en-
campment at ST. Paul.
w. A. CaughanOur, a wealthy Idaho
silver mine owner, is in the city on
business. He is. a relative Of the
Grignon family OF this county.
Byron Hughes us receiving visit
from his brother, who resides in
Fairhaven, Wash. He has decided
to locate in Mankato AMI practice
law, going into partnership with his
brother.
Mrs. Carlos Boynton, of Madelia, who
has been in the hospital for some
time, is so much improved as to be
able TO return to The Saulpaugh
where she and her maid are register
ed Mr.. Boynton and son spent Sun
day in the city,
Mrs. T. A. Becker, wife OF a leading
merchant of Adrain. is visiting he
two children, who are attending The
Catholic college in this city Sht
will visit some of the factories in tn,
city, as her husband expects to ordel
much of his goods from this city. %
The committee appointed to pre-
sent the claims of the Normal schoo
before the appropriations committee
of the legislature, composed of Judg'
Severance, Jno. f. Meagher, DAME
Buck, L. G.. NJ. Fletcher, Jno. G. Noe
w. NJ Farr and w. w. p. Mcconnell
left for ST. Paul Tuesday &C
companled by Director Clark ant
President Soaring.