The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1893-11-01
Many odd. Curious, and Lsuehable Phases
Of Human nature Graphically Portrayed
by Eminent word Artists Of Our own Day
"A Budget of Fun.


-Ihliadelphla lines.
CoBBLE-"How do you find trade?"
Stone-"That's the great trouble. ]
can't find IL. ."-Clothier.
one feature OF a cyclone is worthy
OF general imitation; IL always does
It's level best. Lowell Courier.
MILK has gone up half a cent a
quart in Brooklyn, but no rise Of
cream is reported. Troy Press.
THE amateur photographer has "A
habit OF taking almost anything ex-
cept hint -Somerville journal.
THE prize housekeeper is tenant
who can hold on for six months with
out paying any rent.-Galveston
News.
So FAR. no one has ever made the
blunder OF painting a Cupid to look
as II he had any sense. .-Atchison
Globe.
A SrRUCE STREET girl calls her pet
pug knickerbocker because he is ad-
dicted To short pants. ts.--Phlladelphia
Record.
A GROCER who had lot OF Lin
burger cheese for sale advertised IL
as an "unapproacbable bargain. -
Siftings.
ABoUT all the hurried treasures
most people have are the good reso-
lutions they have put away.
ton News.
"THET comes" said Uncle Lie. 90
the express company not hevin' their
money in old socks. - Cleveland
lain-Dealer.
IRIS no use to ask the man who is
going to have tooth pulled whether
he doesn't think this is Just perfect
day. y.-Someryille journal.
Il FEEL myself beneath YOU" a.
the man in the lower berth in the
sleeper remarked to his companion
on the shelf above Lowell Courier.
The planting Society OF
Brooklyn is trying to check the nib
bling of trees by horses. II is Ger.
tainly a-gnawing. Philadelphia Rec.
ord.
Born lemons and figs can be done
without. So long as the native
peach is preserved the women will
put up with that. - Philadelphia
Times.
LIFE exclaimed the man who
enjoys being misanthrope, "is moth
ing but one long hustle for chunk
OF ice or lump OF coal. washing
ton Star.
Ir was small suburban youth
who explained that it was not SC
much the heat that troubled people
as "the general humility."-BostoD
Transcript
The woman who never had baby
OF her own generally can't under.
stand how IL Is that a mother can he
so foolish as to let her baby cry
Someryille journal.
TIMES like these breed cautious.
ness. A farmer whose poultry is in
the basement Of his barn sends US
word that even the hens are laying
low Buffalo Courier.
SOCIETY EDlToR-Here is n woman
writing TO us to know II grass wild
0w ought to wear mourning. Boss
Editor-She might wear a green
lawn. wn.-lndianapolis Journal.
HIcKs-"Smeddle always speak.
we'll OF everybody" Wicks-"Mere
matter OF habit. He worked at cut
ting out tombstone epitaphs for sew
eral years. boston Transcript.
Mrs. PoINDExTER (horritied)-"l
heard to-day that Mr.. Collingwood
leads double life" Miss FortJ
with a "That's much better
than single ne."-Brooklyn Life
SHE romantically)--In what houl
OF inspiration do those beautiful
poems OF yours come to you? He (ab
stractedly)-The time OF the moon
mail delivery, mostly. Chicago Rec
ord.
YoUNG WIFE--How nice IL would
be IL life were a perpetual honey
moon-nothing but billing and coo
ing. Young husband-H'm, l thinL
could get along with just the cO,ing
Truth.
MISS MAY WATTS, or Boston, re-
Gently deceased, left all her estate o
&s, 900 10 her pet cat, Otto, which
will be taken abroad The cat shOulC
come back with an Otto biography. -
Philadelphia Ledger.
WATCHMAKER-My friend, | sus
pect you've been putting kerosene oil
in this watch. George Bond-Thal
have. When watch goes in soal
SO often something must he done Il
| counleract rust. Kate Fields Wash
ington.
WATTs-Is IL true that you gol
wind OF the bank failure before The
doors we're closed? Potts No,
went down to get check cashed al
hour after the doors were closed. l,
WAS then that pOt, wind - nd Ia m