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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05
THE NEW SENATE.
Judge Martin, OF Kansas, Admitted on
His Credentials.

WASHINGTON, d. c.. March Twenty Of
the senators who took the oath OF Office te-
gether TO-DAY were senators who have been
reelected. Five took seats in the Senate
for the first time. These are Messrs.
Lodge Republican). of MASSACHUSETTS, /;
Murphy Democrat. of New York Roach
Democrat, OF North Dakota Smith Dem
ocrat), OF New Jersey, and White Demo
craft. of California.
The credentials of John Martin as sena-
tor from Kansas were presented by Mr.
PETER and read.
MIR. Hoar said that the credentials just
read seemed 70 be III due form and to en-.
title Mr.. Martin priBad facie to be admitted
10 q seat in the Senate. If there was 70 be
a question as to his title upon the merits
of the case the Senate could pass upon
that afterwards. He moved that the oath
OF Office be administered 10 Dir. Martin.
The motion was agreed to. and Nr. Martin
took and subscribed to the oath.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05
A BRILLIANT SPECTACLE.
The Senate Chamber During the Transfer
ofthe Reins OF Government.

wasHrsGroy, ID. c., March 4.--Although
the doors OF the oap,to, building were net
leries were not to be thrown open until an
hour later, as early rs O'Clock there wore
many people standing beneath the
stone portals In front Of the SEN
ate wing clamoring for admission and
shelter from the storm. Under the cir
cumstances they were admitted until the
Corridors we're filed. and the guards lad
ali thew could do 10 restrain the people
from pushing in tho gallery doors. There
were gusrds everywhere. Tckst-holdors
hsa e saa sRs s ssua 9sms even s @
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05
THE WHITE HOUSE.
Baby Roth First Of the cisssisnds 70 Take

possession-sr. Hsrrssea's Dspassars. !.
WASHINGTON, March l.--Shortiy after
noon Colonel Lamont drove over TO the
White House from the Arlington with
Colonel Crook, the financial ofiicer Of the
Execrtiye Mansion, and was velccn1ed IN
the lower corridor BY Mr.. and Mr. Ne.
Kse. ne took with him his two girls aud
Rabv Ruth With her nurse. yhe 4ttke
folks took possession OK the room }ue$ ~
osssd BY Prssident HeFziaons go ~ eeex
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05
.. Creai Crowds in AttendGnoe-The
Y-.,r.Iorn- Tammaay-The manga
nir.I,--Ir. HarrisoU's Departure
-,.,errnrn % The nlspatcn.,

80 ,..t rho ,,ou,
i'-iuN' ~ - 'Iai b" -
r- last when PRESIDENT hAli's'l
... proe. lcut-cloct entered their car
.bo yyt..e 1J.,ise porte cocicre.
..t AZ Ci.v,lr.il cn4eral
-, III c,-r,a,a beionc.
-. I1..-.son :, vas drawn
-'''' 80 10. 80.
w DlE white hol1'e WIN N"''' '''P-
-. Albert Hawkins, who has driven
,.,al Grant aud every subsequent
l... Co., tho White Uouse 10 the
81 60 r,i,a
A1n ""N" a. ,t-,,...---.'
. 50 vensu hAd 0fAal'. III i'l sun
-.-.,. enc second carriage. in the third
.. drawn hr four bays, were soma.
did ami Teller ~ the senator u
..e. Secretary Charles Foster ol
1ry Department, and hl' 10 'ce--
.. Carlisle. cGme next. IhcN car
Zach ot tho succeeding ones was
TWO horses. ln thehith carriage
81 .rr Tracy IN the aiA.h A''"l-
d. 5-il.I anu o''il, "a -. ~
.--thri' ~ '"s 80 - 81,
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aye
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Ut. "'N' - ,to 80 o. I5rr,
-eNIl1' "a 80 =" tIn,tral
-, ,,.,',.t S,bn6elI nida
.-.I
% TIE CAlti'L'
dental PARTY, with their mill
i-. .. .4Le 10 siEAt of the eastern
r .u- tle Capitol q few minutes after
large crowd had assembled
front. and 70 cheerea louhIV as
tl approached. lie went IN
easement entrance IN ORDER q"
.mrNlat slippery steps on the
t..-. ile moment no ucsceAue,d
..rIare he was rsc'lNtu WIN
-. alI when ne. enteIe1 lno
wings Gle cheers OF the OUTSIDE
,. was % au ovation. Mr. haIIl-
'nc Presidents room: wneIo
time signing piIs. A4v,srs.
-'' ' S'.,'i t,.. Ia, ~ "a the Nice-
....,
$500. ,..,.,,,rn
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senate clo'h iHN'O".ee ii.2O'
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c0It u uy senator NJ
lio cuar 10 tho iiEht %
10 Horton. lmhellatelS
SOL. resident OF inc ChlIeu
t cabinet were announced
iiarrson aud the mehDsrS
,ui aFei Tue cAhihOeI, M
' t-'orteu 70 one u ~
s...u4A@ ia Aous vi siio
iiil' i.a1e'l a'e,i va" n, vi
'f.ei 10y senator Kan
D.Ar next 70 tAAt OF i4I.
e' trance into 'h ,.', cnH, 1i.1-
|'.A HaiH0ae' iHyn W
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1' zen tpI ,.idii} Vi XT.'''
' A'p-"lh butio5 An5 ''eoi
f--s rose ana buHIosseu
A' sara
~a. ,ryENeoN's sTEEcH.
>ar Deeply impressed with a
possibilities and OF It's Dig
lf upon Tie 0ischarSe y,
i-' niSa once 10 Wnlch :
am not uninlh "a Oi
'tf 200 occupants OF lhih
..' 1903 years o. our cohs''tu-
.-'e been statesmen enl-
'-eis iaienis sna theH ','e-
g. nNbl4c GUY. ADAMS JET
calhoun hOLored rs incun"
t-e carly DAYS Of the repuO-
~, Hendricks, and Morton
-tr period 0t our history, shed
.eeacs Of president Of the
'tiio,Ia'iYS assembly known
" tlc duties Of the great trust
az. ,' Deco with no feeling OF sell
,..'- " ny ability satisfactorily 10
F.. ".r.ments. Imay be pardoned
IL sNa,1 De NY e"IaoSt eu u
~, , sH9 "a, ~ g ,ess az ~ ,m,,sr
tI 4.lc.rr,osy 10, ~ s,mness and
g.. f..N llI2Aihg tne So,9i peas
H le4l,~. ; nov wv ent"r mon INV
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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05

Weather One Way, but C'eye-
Sunshine the Other,
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05

r..I.ON TO FITz LEE
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05

e Dominion Wei Represented by
Sid ars end Civilians.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05
VIRGINIA AT THE INAUGURAL.
ner military and Civic Organizations In
the Grand Precenion.
IRON Our Regular CORE.

iron Our Regular corresponsisntl
wAsnIxoroS. March 4.-Vireinians are
here to-day BY the thousands and thou,,
sands. They have come from nearly ali
,,ortions OF The State. representing Demo
cratic clubs. military oTgenizakionA State
and countyo lEcials. and sprivate Citizens
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05

rrHyIlyS BY THOUSANDS.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05

= .a' Display Of Military aud Civic
ORGANIZATIONS
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05

-.~ Reform and The Democratic
-s Responsibility Therefor.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05
Tue Great Parade.

The troops, who had been stamping their
feet endeayorins 70 keep warm, formed 10
line and al 2:l0 o'clock, after the usual
yiding about Of orderlies. the line OF pro-
cessIcn was started. General Martin I. Nc
Mahon. grand marshal. leading the way
followed by his stan.
Az the Senate wing OF the Capitol tho
marshal and bis aides halted until fresl-
dent Cleveland and Mr.. Harrison could en-
Ter carriages and take their places in line;
THE frsr division, consisting OF uniformed
troons, moved down the bill around the
Capitol to the Peace Monument, on fenn-
sylyapia avenue. where other organiza-
mons tell ia line and began the march up
the broad asphalt avenue
The guns at Fort Myer. &C washington
barracks. and at the maynard thundered
mt a presidential salute when MIR. harris
son left the White House. aad again when
President Cleveland took the oath OK
4 detailed and itsmized report Of tho
GREAT parade IL. of course. tmposslpic.
When ! mere enumeration- q the various
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05
richard Oiney.

It was only few days ago that Mr.. Oh
ney, OF Massachusetts,, who is to be Cleye-
have his photograph taken for the use OK
the press artists. This authenticated pro-
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05
The Fireworks Postponed.

WASHINGTON, D. c., Merch 4.-The pro-
gramme arranged by the Fireworks and
Illumination Committee promised tonight
one of the finest displays ever witnessed
in this city, but the weather required "A
change of programme. 1t was decided TO
postpone the fireworks until Monday
NIGHT
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05
rHY SENATE AWAITS NOMINATIONS.

After the inaugural ceremonies were
over the Senate returned TO its chamber,
ana committee was ordered 10 wait on
fne President Of the United States and no.
tify him that tho Senate was organized.
Messrs. Blackburn and Allison were ap-
pointed rs such committee. and at 2i0 tue
senate adjourned until Monday at noon.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05

hour YEARS MORE
Cleveland Again President
| I.m United States.
ne INAUGURAL ADDRESS,
.rairoas lan'ni'ios That Threaten
Or National YisOr,"
ra "A STABLE CURRENCY"
aalorofT Wild and Reckless Pen
sion Expenditure
..,... --gaVICE REFORM.
r..tGe D,mOrallzlng Madness
nSp1s" Now Prevalent
rr>rnAlNT OF TRUSTS.
r.r Reform and the Democratic
.sis Responsibility Therefor
lpLAIE STEVENSON
-.~ .r.vcted Into the o.
--. wee resident.
REFRIGERATION PARADE
lea' Display Of Military and Civic
ORGANIZATIONS
rrHYllNS BY THOUSANDS.
e g Dominion Wei Represented by
5eu end Civilians.
rr.r.ON TO FITZ LEE
Weather One Way, but C.oye-
4 Sunshine the Other,
SCENES AND INCIDENTS
i Il h.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05

.., -~.vote1 Into the Or
--. wee resident.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05

,uLlIE STEVENSON
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05

r~>rpNNT OF TRUSTS.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05

ARTICULATION PARADE
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05

,..fl,, D,mOralizlng Madness
t- lol.i>" Now Prevalent.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05

The Vanderbilt Benevolent Association.
of Charleston. S. c., Democratic organi-
cation named after the late Cornelius Van
derbilt and of which President Cleveland
IS an honorary member. turned out in force
in the fourth DIVISION of thu civic parade.
Each member wore fac Sfmte OF the
artistic medal which was presented by the
organization to Baby Ruth.
Mr. Cleveland's competitor for the nomi-
nation at Chicago last June had his per-
sonality impressed on the multitude
through the medium OF the David b. Hill
Guards, Of Richfeld Springs, n. \.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-05

,.~..-sEaVICE REFORM.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1893-11-10
An Alternative.

Briggs-I hear you made bet of $50 WIZ
Iutter that you would kiss Miss Penstock
before she went to Europe. Have you sue
ceeded yet, old man?
Griggs-No, and there isn't much pros
pect of it either.
Briggs-Why, what's the matter How
did you go about it?
Griggs-I went right to Miss Penstock
and told her about the whole affair-how
heard that she was going to sail for Eu,
rope, and some one made the remark that
would kiss her goodby, and then Tutter
SAID he would bet $50 I wouldn't, and thai
l took him up explained the whole thing
TO her and told her was poor man. You
see, old fellow, worked on the girls sym
pathies.
Briggs-Well, didn't you have any sue
cess?
Grggs (gloomily)-No, except to make "
Briggs-EIow's thatP
r, urlggs-She says she will stay home from
Europe.-Harper's Bazaar.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1893-11-10
Didn'. Understand the Mechan,.m

When the Earl and Countess of Aber-
deem made their first visit to America
some years ago, they had an original ex-
perience with folding bed in Chicago
hotel. 1t was the first continuance of the
kind they had ever seen, and servant ex
planned its mysteries to the countess Dur
ing the night, however, their bell in the
office rang long call for assistance, and II
chambermaid, who was dispatched to the
suite OF rooms occupied by the lordly pair,
found the noble earl. clad in hastily
donned dressing gown, frantically endeay
oring to extricate the fair countess from
the jaws OF the bed, which had closed on
her unexpectedly.-San Francisco Argo-
papt.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1893-11-10
Peonle Who Forget Umbrellas.

"Oh, that's nothing" said the clerk as
he gathered up the abandoned umbrellas;
I'VE find them here every day."
1t was in a railroad Office, where peo-
Pile came and went every few minutes
And it was raining too.
Now, you'd think" he continued to
an amused gentleman, that anybody
who had sense enough to come in when
it rains would have enough left to take
their umbrella with them if they didn't
want to go in. wouldn't you? But they
haven't. There may be reason for chap
going away and leaving his cane on the
counter, but | can't exactly place those
who deliberately go out into the rain
and leave a silk umbrella behind them.
Yes, they come back sometimes-some-
times they don't. There must be some
thing in the fact of buying railroad tick
cts. You see. they are not used to trav-
cling. Buying railroad ticket is an
event to them. They show that by the
questions they ask. They have their
minds gorged with the important details
of the proposed journey, the time the
train is to start, the time it gets there.
the connections, the checking of baggage
and all that sort of thing, and they
haven't room for umbrellas and canes
and packages. It's the same ON the cars ="
New York Herald
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1893-11-10
Our chi.lren,s Sleeping Rooms.

The sleeping room of the children need
not necessarily connect with the day quar-
tiers: it may be in another portion of the
house entirely. and it is quite fitting that
It should be near or in connection with the
sleeping room OF the parents. Many a wise.
careful mother SO arranges that her chill.
dren shall sleep within call during their
early. tender years. that she may hasten to
them ut a moments notice, that she may
guide and guard them from the many
subtle dangers of early life. Yet the sleep
ing quarters for children, as well as for
adults, should always be commodious, well
ventilated and in every way wholesome.
Above all, there should not open from
the nursery either the day or night apart
ments-any bathroom or other connection
with the sewer, or with other cesspool or
Ike method of disposing of waste. Modern
conveniences" are desirable and compare
lively Indispensable, but they should be
carefully located, so that from them there
shall be no peril to lire and health. Set
bowls, with hot and cold water are yery
convenient many times, but it is a question
whether they should be introduced into
any sleeping rooms, and they certainly
should not be, unless the connections and
the work of the plumbers are such that
under no possible circumstances can there
De danger to health. The momentary con-
venience is poor recompense for the death
OF the serious sickness of beloved mem.
Der OF the family.-Good Housekeeping.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1893-11-10
Spontini's Decorations.

Casparo Spontini regarded himself in
the light of demigod, and when in.
SEPARATIONS crowded upon him he donned
a wide, togalike gown of white silk with
border of gold and fez of white silk
embroidered in gold, from which heavy
tassel hung down. With great dignity
he sat down before his desk, and if q
grain of dust was visible on the paper on
which he penned his music he rang the
bell impatiently for his servant to re.
move the obstacle. Spontini owned Sc
many medals and decorations that they
could no longer be accommodated on his
breast. At grand musical reunion at
Halle an old musician remarked to a
comrade, See how many decorations
Spontini has, while Mozart has not one. =
Spontini. who overheard it, replied
quickly, Mozart, my dear friend, does
not need them. st. Louis Post-Di
patch.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1893-11-10
What He Would Do.

"What lovely boyl" she exclaimed,
bending an enraptured gaze upon pretty
5-year-old playing on the green turf Of
Riverside.
The whole party paused and petted him,
and fat little pampered poodle nosed the
youngster jealousy. And the lad with bis
golden curls. blue eyes and aristocratic fey
lures was certainly pretty sight. He
was dressed in u velvet Elton jacket and
cooked hat with an ostrich feather in it,
and his fond mamma, sitting on the nearest
bench, drank in the glances of admiration
and words of praise as sweetest incense q
her soul.
"Oh, you dear childp' cried another o.
the ladies.
Come away, Fido. He won't bite You
dear" Still the lad looked on the pudgl
dog doubtfully.
What would you do if you had MIC
little dog like thatP" inquired the lady a
the end of the ribbon.
I'D knock the everlastin stuffin out o
him" promptly responded the little chap
Whereat his fond mamma turned crimson
Come on, Fido," said the owner OF th
dog stiffiy. But the rest of the party locke
as II in hearty approval of this sentiment
especially the solemn young man who wa
with them.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1893-11-10
The First Sight of Gibraltar.

The first sight of Gibraltar is, think,
disappointing. 1t means so much, and
so many lives have been given for it and
so many great ships sunk by it's batter
les, and such great powers have warred
for 1900 years for its few miles of stone,
that its black outline against the sky,
with nothing to measure it with but the
fading stars, is dwarfed and spoiled. 1t
is only after the sun begins to turn the
lights out, and you are able to compare
it with the great ships at its base, and
you see the battlements and the mouths
of cannon and the clouds resting on its
top, that you understand it. And then
when the outline of the crouching lion
that has faced all Europe for hundred
years comes into relief you remember it
is, as they say, the lock to the Mediter-
ranean. of which England holds the key.
And even while you feel this and are
greedily following the course of each
rampant and terrace with eyes that are
tired of blank stretches of water some
one points to low line of mountains
lying like blue clouds before the red sky
of the sunrise, dim, forbidding and mys-
terious-and you know that it is Africa.
Richard Harding Davis in Harper's
Weekly.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1893-11-10

Lucky pins" are the favorite little
gifts of the hour. and several special pat.
terms are used to signify good fortune to
the wearer. The mysterious virtue of
the horseshoe has long been recognized.
and OF late years the mistletoe sprig has
been considered equally fortuitous. while,
added to the merry thought, it acquires
new virtues This, with the Gamma.
nello Margherita," which is the facsim-
lie of an ancient gold bell found during
the present excavations near Rome and
presented to the queen of Italy, are the
popular mascots of the day. The sides
OF the latter bear the inscription, "Toi
Com, Veo Tet," of which this is the
translation: Il Qittle belly was made
against fascination. New York Trib-
une.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1893-11-10

Hanging on the wall of real estate
office in Boston is curious relic of the
days of Indian ownership-a deed convey
ing some land near Buzzards Bay from
the Indian chief popularity known as king
Phillp' to John Cooke, of Dartmouth.
The deed is executed on parchment, and is
genuine indenture The edges are cut in
curiously irregular way, so that the piece
OF parchment which King Philip retained
would fit exactly into the "indents" of this
one. In that way the Indian assured him
self of the genuineness of the contract con
yeying the title of his land. This WAS be
fore the days of the Torrens system of land
transfer King Philip made his mark in
the shape OF letter "P." The other chief
talns Interested made simply cross, but
the heroic young chief had received the
rudlments of an English education. and 50
made capital initial as signature. New
Bedford Standard.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1893-11-10
A Ecmarkable stone 49,.

1t is supposed that we hava !.
nowadays who could compete ~
terms with the old archers
named Uri Bailey recently died i
sylvania who was worthy Of plsss
the old time soldiers. His skill n Il
ing stones was said to be maryel,,..
was mentally deficient, but a giant n
ically. His aim with stones at any &
or game was as unerring as that J, n
most skillful handler of the r;ao
annually bagged scores of small ON,
pheasants, rabbits, quails and so NJ
which he killed with stones.
He could kill a bird on the win, Z
rabbit at full speed almost as ess Is |.
he could kill it,at rest. He had "
leather pouch attached to one side Nj
coat, in which he on all occasion, I
ried good supply of carefully sess'
stones. An exhibition of his skin wss
was always a favorite with him W.
set up scythe blade, edge toward n
and at the distance of 100 feet !
apples in halves by throwing d.
against the edge of the blade.
He could almost exactly halye /
out of every three apples he thrs
Robin Hoods great feat of skill Wa
set up a peeled sapling at considersl
distance and split it with an arrow, !
do not see that this is more dificulttb
splitting the apple on the scythe bls
Rural New Yorker.
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1893-11-10
Why 1t Was Named sIachIa.

A good many people doubtless hsn
wondered why Secretary Tracy nsms
the gunboat launched at Bath, Me. n,
Machias. Machias people know vhv
and are very proud of the exploit i
their ancestors, who within few wed,
of the battle of Concord fought smsrt
naval engagement and captured British
schooner which was blockading then
port. The captain of the British schoona
commanded the men of Machias to cut
down the liberty pole which they bal
set up on their common. The men q
Machias refused, and there was some
skirmishing of an inconclusive nature.
Finally some bold spirits in the town
fitted out sloop and attacked The
schooner, which was named the Margs
retta. The engagement was brisk, and
the Americans succeeded in boarding
the schooner, drove her crew below and
pulled down the British colors MachiaI
people claim that the Margaretta wa
the first British vessel captured in til
Revolution, and their exploit is some
times called 1.-THE Lexington of the Seas
Machias is an historical place, and |
the gunboat is handled with the oil
Machias spirit she will give good &C
count of herself. Boston Transcript
Cottonwood report. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1893-1901, 1893-11-10

"A late archbishop of Dublin, noted for his
originality and love of joke, was one day
waking along road, when lie came across
side ~ WIG roau-
a9ey were thus addressed by his grace:
would be willing to give half a crown
20 inc LATEST of you, if l could tell which
Oh you is most entitled to it," '
said: ipou up ana
Tor six months" WI n
The second came forward and claimed -
saying he had not worked for wear ~
While these two were disnntina oh,.
.he nonor OF being the LATEST the tbird
said: eu' sieeplly
come here, guv'nor, and put it in INV
pocket'"-Amusing Journal.