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the court BE was dignifed and very pre-
else old gentleman. George Hawkins Will
liams. one Of the leaders Of the bar, was
opposed 10 me. He seemed very much
amused at something which did not appTe-
clate. but / have since suspected that 1t was
at my appearance on the scene as attorney
for the plaintiff.
The Jury was impaneled. Ihad no ques-
lions TO ask, because | was then as thor
0ughly a subject Of stage fright as any
piaYer Oh the stage could have been. The
eourt reunested ne TO make my opening
statement TO the jury. and walked over to
within four feet Of the jury-box and began
with: Gentlemen of the jury"
"You will please stop that. sir" inter-
rupted the Judge.
fooking at the court and not knowing
what the Judge meant. proceeded again
with, 'sGentlemen Of the jury. L i"
sYou will have to stop that, SIR or take
vour seat" was the Judges next Interrupt
ton,
Hooked again at the Judge appealingly.
He seemed immersed In reading manu-
scrIpt before him, aud | thought that per-
hans nv nerves were unstrupg and that
notbIng at all had been really said. So /
again proceeded: "Gentlemen Oh the jury, /
will prove In this case"
"What is your name, sirY' asked the
court. x,oo,s
At the court, and he repeated the question
In very stern tones. ] told him my name'
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T. c. COOGAN.

II would take me some time to recall all
the incidents Of my first case. do remem-
Der, however. that | was % years old and
had just been admitted to practice. 1t was
In 1872, in Hartford, the seat OF Hartford
County, Conn, when / was called upon to
defend two young men charged with the
murder OF the three inmates OF a certain
house. In that staid old community case
Of such magnitude excited great interest
/ studied the case thoroughly and did my
level bes. to save my clients, but they were
both convicted Of murder in the second de-
pending one Of the young men committed
suicide by taking poison. The other was
sent TO State prison for life. read in the
newspapers a few years ago that he had
becoms hopelessly insane and that he had
been sent to an asylum.
1t will be Of interest TO add that under
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California; tierces, 1s1ac: haf-bbis. 14@l41ac;
81 50@S; extra mess 90. So 5000: family do SO
@lO SO; clear Pork, $21; extra prime. S14@l5 D
Beef. l01a@Ilc y 10.
HOPS-Quoted at i7tSGA20c p II.
HIDES AND PELTS-Heavy saIted steers 7sIe:
medium, 6@613c p 10; light 41a@5c y ID Cow
hides. 49512e y ID; saited Kip, 4c q 10; sailed
Calf. 7c; dry Hides, usual selection, Sc p n; dry
Kps, &c p 10; prime Goatskins 3o@150c each;
Kids. 5@l0c; Deerskins. good summer 1ac: me-
sheariings. l0@25c short wool 40070c: medium,
100000; long wool, 90c9Sl 40 each. Cults OF ali
kinds about rs less.
TALLow-Very firm at the recent advance. No.
rendered, Size; Refined &c y II; Grease. &C p 10
WO0L-Eali clips are quoted as follows: Hum
bodt ana Mendoeino 14@l6c: Northern defective.
90lOC p 10 free Mountain, e1llc p 10; San Joa-
quin and Southern defective, 7GSc Spring Wool Is
quoted as follows: Eastern oregon. l3@l7c; Valley
Oregon. l802lc y n
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JOSEPH ]. dunno.

Il wasn't great many years ago since |
handled my first case. but it has almost es-
capped my memory. Let me think a few
moments. Oh, yes, l recall it. Jim Della
nev, mining man from Nevada, was my
client. It was in 1880, and 1 had not yet
been admitted to the bar. Delaney had
been sued by his landlady for board and
lodging during one Of his trips to this city.
At first. think. the case was non suited,
but it came up a second time for trial be-
fore Justice Of the Peace ellison, as cranky
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NAL. There was great merriment In
court and / made the appeal of
my life in trying TO show how
difficult and impossible 1t would be to con-
meet the hide exhibited as evidence with the
stolen calf. OF course, we admitted that
n cali had been ''jayhawked" from Farmer
Jones; but il was impossible, | argued, 10
prove that my client had anything to do
with the theft 1t was ridiculous to sup
pose for a moment that he had not come
honestly by the hide exhibited!
But the venerable Justice Of the Peace
thought quite differently. and found the
negro guilty. at once took an appeal to
the Superior Court, where | made my first
appearance before jury. So ardeutly did
! argue upon the insuficieney OF the evil
dence that the jury returned verdict OF
not guilty.
Although have since believed that the
negro did steal the calf, beyond a reason
able doubt, the lucky ending of my first case
started me on the road 10 success. Soon
after winning the case | was elected Dis
trict Attorney Of the county.
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BARCLAY HENLEY.

Nv first case was tried in Colnsa County
before 8 Jury and District Judge Belcher.
WHO Is now Supreme Court Commissioner.
was only p years old. and began to feel
rather shaky when I learned that two such
prominent LAWYERS as Goodwin and Sweesey
were 10 be srrayed against me. was for
the plaintiff and they for The defense. The
title Of the case was McCiSnnaban against
Kemp. McClannahan was jolly old
rancher aud had sold some cattle 10 Kemp.
q butcher. who afterward rose TO the dig
nifty of State Senator. Useems that Kemp
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Railroad Extensions.

The Harbor Commissioners yesterday
granted the Preside and Ferries Railroad
Company the right to extend its tracks from
the foot of Clay street, where they now
stop, to the foot Of Market street. They
will go directly across the newly made
ground.
The specifications submitted by A. Page
Brown, the architect, for the foundation of
the approach TO the new ferry depot were
approved by the board.
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THROUGH THE CEILING.
Burglars Enter Joe Rosenburg's
FanCy-GoodS Store.

faHCy-uOOdS store.
A successful attempt at burglary was
made during Wednesday night In Joseph
Rosenburg's dry-goods store, ~ Geary street,
the thieves taking with them silk underwear
and fancy goods to the value of about $500.
AS the store was opened yesterday morn
ing it looked as though hurricane had
swept through the rear portion OF the es-
tablshment so disarranged were the coun-
tiers and shelves. On further examination
q hole was discovered In the ceiling large
enough TO pass an ordinary sized person.
and through this opening the thieves were
lowered.
Above the store are several Offices, two OF
which are vacant. by means Of skeleton
keys the burglars entered these apartments,
then with an anger small small holes were
bored in the floor and with saw the open
ing was finished. The plaster was Knocked
off, aud in fact the whole affair showed that
the burglars were experienced hands In the
business.
Boxes were taken from the shelves con-
tanning only the best goods and it appears
that the operators were acquainted with the
location OF certain articles as nothing was
taken but the finest silken goods.
The police were notified. but as they have
not the slightest clew TO work upon tile per-
petrators may never be caught.
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the laws If Connecticut Justice OF the
Supreme Court always sat on the bench
with Superior Judge during the trial of
all murder cases. The Supreme Justice
was usually a venerable jurist. and it was
his duty to pronounce the judgment of the
court This prevented unnecessary delay
and useless appeals to save murderers and
caused judgments to be promptly executed.
/ have often thought that a similar law in
this State would save much trouble and ex-
nensa In eYaTY cnmmnnitY.
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A Question of Privilege

In the Police courts yesterday, George A .
Knight. the attorney for Manager Gottlob
OF the California and Mrs. Mccoy, the
mother OF the two little girls whom the
humane society is trying to keep off the
stage, demanded a jury trial in all the cases
brought by Secretary Holbrook of the So
ciety for Prevention Of Cruelty to Childr en-
In connection with the effort to prevent
the appearance Of the two Mccoy girls, aged
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bling tones, Il represent the defendant, who
is poor woman. l trust your Honor will
consent to weeks adjournment, be-
cause"
You talk too much" interrupted Allen !:
''give me % cents, the adjournment fee, and
the case is continued. AS your client is
woman your side will win unless the other
side makes ont - of good case.
Then, as | dropped a quarter into his
Shiny hand, he said, "Fhe court IS adj
journed," and went on with his fish without
further comment.
Subsequently the plaintiff failed to show
up and / won the case. Thus ended my
first case In a court of Justice.
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Wills Filed for Probate.

Maddalena Monteverde has filed for pro-
bate the will Of Andrea Monteverde. her
husband. who died in this city on Novem-
Der 20 last. The estate. valued at $4,000. is
devised to the widow.
The last Will of Rachael Peoples, who
died on January %, was yesterday filed for
probate by her SOP, jackson M. Peoples.
The estate is valued at $4,000, and is divided
equally between her son, jackson M. Peo-
pies, and the surviving children OF her
daughter, Sarah A. Patton. deceased, and
her grandson, N. j. p. Wilmington. Tes-
tator bequeaths 81 to James X. Wilmington,
the husband of her deceased daughter,
Hannah b. Wilmington.
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AUCTION SALES.
CHas. LEVY & CO.
TRUSTEES SALE.

ACCORDANCE WITH THE TERMS AND
under the authority OF certain Deed of Trust
9 r. executed py HiKAM = ALLES party Of the
DEUS B. KENT, Trustees. parties OF the second
part, and the SAN FRANCISCO SAVINGS UNION
party OF the third part. dated December % 1890.
and recorded liz the Office of the County Recorder
OF the County OF Fresno. State OF California in
Liber ia OF Deeds at pages 80 and following. and
day of January, 1893 by the Board OF Directors of
said San francisco Savings Union corporation,
and the holder OF the note No. I0.570, TO secure
payment Of which the aforesaid Deed or Trust was
executed, declaring that default had been made IN
the payment of interest and other sums, due under
said note and Deed OF rust, and requesting and
directing said Henry C. Campbell and Thaddeuy
e. Kent, Trustees. to sell the real estate described
therein TO satisfy said Indebtedness
We HENRY Z. CAMPBELL and THADDEUS b.
KENT Trustees, o. -reby give notice that on TUES
DAY, the 18th day OF February, A. d. 1893 at IL
O'Clock OF tEaE day. and at the auction saesroom
of Easton. Edridge & Co. No. B38 Market street,
In the city aud county OF San Francisco. state OF
California. we will self az public auction, TO the
highest bidder for cash 10 gold coin OF the United
States. al the pieces parcels OF land situate IN
the county OF Fresno State OF California. described
as follows to VII
According to the Official plats and system OF sur.
veys OF the Government OF the United States: In
township thirteen 90 south, range twenty-three
(23l east, Mount DlabIo base and neri liam
or section twenty 900, the southeast quarter OF
the northeast quarter (SE "A OF NE. "a: the east
half OF the southeast quarter (E. IL OF Sc ~ and
the southwest quarter OF the southeast quarter
(SW. II OF Sc. Va.
OF section twenty-une (29) the north half OF tho
northeast quarter q. IL OF NE. "a.
Containing in all two hundred and forty (24Ol
tenances
Terms Of sale-Cash IN gold coin OF the United
STATES; 10 per cent payable to the undersigned on
the fall OF the hammer; balance delivery %
deed; and IL not so paid, unless for want OF title
(ten days being allowed for searchl then said 10
per be forfeited and the sale to be void,
Acts of sale at purchasers expense.
HENRY c. CAMPBELL.
THADDEUS B. KENT,
fe7 IA 1871 "a 20 Trusteea
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In his behalf my client was found
guilty. He received the usual sentence.
fine Of IS or twenty-four hours lmprison-
trent The poor fellow had only SO in his
possession when arrested and l supplied
the remainder OF the fine in order that he
might be restored to liberty. Twas a very
simple case, wasn't it? No. there was no
remuneration in my first case and less
glory. Up to this day that SO Of mine has
not been returned, nor have l ever received
any fee for my services
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MARKET REPORTS.
THURSDAY EVENING, Feb. Q

SUMMARY OF THE MARKETS.
Turpentine advanced &c.
Wheat unchanged
Barley firm but dull
Oats. Corn and Rye slow.
White Beans firm: Coored weak.
Potatoes dull and plentiful.
Onions firm,
Butter ana Cheese unchanged.
Store Eggs In better request
Poultry and Game firm.
Oranges SLOW.
Dried Fruit in fair demand.
Vegetable market slack
Hams, Bacon and Lara stiff.
Talow firm.
Hogs strong
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English Wheat Market.

LIVERPOOL, Feb. 9.-The spot market is easy
at IS 4d. Cargoes easy at 3ls for of coast.
3ls sd for just shipped and 30s Sd for nearly due
FUTURES.
The Produce Exchange cable gives the following
Liverpool quotations for No. 2 Red Winter: Feb
ruary 6s 10d: March, 6s I'D: April d; May
Us 114d; June, 6s 3Ad July, IS 214d
sECURITIES
LONDON Feb. 9-COnsols 80 BIG; Silver 3Sssd;
Rentes. 98f 21ac. Bullion into Bank OF England
$50 900.
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San Francisco Meat Market,

Hogs rule firm at the high prices. Beef. Mutton
and Veal show no change. Wholesale rates from
siaughterers follows:
BEEF-First quality. &c y n second quality,
612c; third do 4G5c.
VEAL-Large. 6Cg7c 2 10; small Calves. 71k@sc
Dairy Calves. S12@9c e 10
MUTTON-W others, Sc u n Ewes, 712(d8c
SPRING LAMB-I502ne ? 10
PORK-Live Hogs, 71a@7a4c p n for heavy and
medium granted; small fat Hogs. 74@712c; stock
Hogs, 61.@612c y u; dressed do, l0Gllc p u.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1893-02-10

The Emperor OF Germany recently visited
needle factory, where a workman begged
a hair of his head. bored an eye in it,
threaded it and handed 1t back to tbe mon-
arch. who had expressed surprise that eyes
could be bored In the smaller sized needle.
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o the man on the bench
the peculiar experience
of a young lawyer han
ding his first case in
court mus appear rath-
,er interesting, il not
extremely funny. That
such experiences are
frequently marked by
most embarrassing stu
ations for the beginner
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a third writ, returnable before Judge
Greene CT Oakland. Judge Greene had
the reputation of being very severe
with young attorneys, and every body
in the case was SURPRISED at his courteous
treatment Of me. He remanded Campbell,
but also said 1t was case that should be
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DELINQUENT SALE NOTICES.

DELIfQUENT SALE NOTICE YELLOW
~ Jacket Silver Mining Company. Location Of
works ana principal place OF business, Gold Hill.
Storey County Nevada
Notice-There are delinquent upon the following
described stock. account OF assessment no 53J.
levied on the sixth day OF December, 1892. ths
several amounts set opposite tue names OF tbs re-
spectiYe shareholders, as follows;
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MORNING. SESSION
Boards " Water. 9s1a; 10 do, So. 99h; 70 s
Gaslight. TIA.
AFTERNOON SESSION.
Board-l0 Atlantic Dynamite, 46I; ~ Giant
Powder Con, 40: 10 do, 397s.
Strcet-25 Water, e912
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Exchanre and BnIlion.
Portland's Business.
Produce Market.

IOTIIaHUs bUHIHtss.
PORTLAND. FEB. e.-Clearances, S272.000; bal
ances, $4,000.
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New York Markets.

NEW YORK, Feb 9.-Transactions IN the stock
market to-day up TO the last hour were very mod
crate In volume. When the silver repeal bill was
lost In the House there rush to SELL and early
gains were quickly wiped out In almost rything
traded in and before the close fractional losses In
addition established over the entire list. The
market closed active and weak at the lowest prices
Government bonds dull and steady. Petroleum
closed offered at 5412c
NEW YORK. Feb. 9.-United states Bonds As
1874: do 2's 100; Northern Pacific. 1873; Cana
dian Pacific, SO; Central Pacific. %: Union Pa
eitc. 401s; Atchison and Santa Fe, 4Is; Wells
Fargo, las; Western Union, 50; silver. 1855;
Sterling. 81 S7(l4 So
Wheat March. 1859. Flour. steady Coffee.
eli 40 Sugar, 2 1868 7-i6c Hops-P4 cihc
Coast 2l@24c. Hides, 12Isc. Copper-Lake. Sl2.
Tin-Spot, so 20. Lead - Domestic, So 97I2.
Iron $40. Petroleum, 541ac.
HOPS
Hops are weak on very moderate demandl best
Pachcs sell for 2lG24c
SUGAR AND COFFEE.
sugar-Rehned steady and unchanged: raw,
quiet and unchanged.
Cofee-GeneraIiy irregular: dealings on call
1850 bags February and March, $l7 80; April.
sl6 IS
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OCEAN STEAMERS.

sun And TIDE TABLE.
Computed by THOMAS TESNENT. Cbronometer and
instrument Max er. I California street.
Sign OF Tie Wooden Sailor.
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Chicago Markets.

CHICAGO, Feb 9.-wheat was quiet and opened
a shade lower, advanced 7sc and closed sac higher
than yesterday. the market being governed by local
Influences. Receipts. 72,0O0 bushels shipments
5000 bushels. Rye. CSC. Barley. 64c.
CHICAGO Feb 9.-wheat-Cesh, 75c Corn
4313c. Pork-$l9 30 Lard-$l2 20. Ribs
$40 22A. WhiskY-Sl IL.
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And In accordance with law and an ordar 80
tne Board OF Trustees, made the 9th day OF
december, 1882. SO many shares OF each par-
eel OF such stock as may be necessary will be sofa
81 public auction at the ONCE OF the company lsS
Main ST.. Gold Hill, New. on TUESDAY the lAth
Gay OF February, 1898. as l o'clock r N OF saiS
day. TO pay said delinquent assessment thereon
together with costs OF adyerriing and expenses ~
sale. Ital7 tdl w. IL BLAUVELT Secretarv
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1893-05-27
GOOD AIR FOR TRAVELLERS.
A. Demonstration of the Palmer System o
Car Ventilation on the Boston & Maine.

| At the invitation of Mr.. James M.
Palmer, treasurer of the Palmer Car Ven
THAR Company, party composed of cap
italists, railway and medical experts and
newspaper representatives went Thurs
| day to Portsmouth, n. H., and return to
| Boston, in a car of the Boston & Maine
railroad fitted with the Palmer system
OF car ventilation. The arrangement.
| which is the invention of Treasurer
Palmer, consists of an opening in the
platform roof, three feet or SO square
1.-THE size varies proportionately with the
capacity of the cary, and covered with
wire gauze. After entering this opening
the aerial current passes into and along
two channels on either side of the roof
These channels constitute the space en-.
closed by glass windows, built under the
edge of the caves of the roof, and fine
wire screens, which cover the places or
dinarily occupied by the windows. This
current is arrested when it reaches the
middle window and thus is forced into
the body of the car. and, soon becoming
foul, is expelled through similar passages
and similar opening, the manner of ex-
pulsion being the reverse of that of thea
introduction.
The trip, as expected by those who
were heretofore acquainted with the sys-
tenn, was successful. The windows of
the car were closed tight, yet the tenn
perature never became oppressive. After
riding for an hour or SO a few persons
went into one of ! the other cars, and,
though there were not SO many passen-
gers in them, the effect was almost nau-
seating.
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A VALUABLE REMEDY.

BRANDRETH's PILLS purify the Blood, stin
ulate the Liver, strengthen the Kidneys, regu.
late the Bowels. They were introduced in the
United States in 1885. Since that time owe,
sixty millions OF boxes of .BRANDRETH'sIP1LLs
have been used.
This, together with thousands of convincing
testimonials from all parts of the world, is posi-
tive evidence of their value
BRANDRETH's PILLS are purely vegetable
time. '
He Knew.
Teacher-What little boy can tell me where is
the home of the swallow?
Bobby-I ken, please.j.
Teacher-Well?
Bobby--The home of the swallow is in the
Stummick.-Golden Rule.
A Bit Of Advice.
Grandma-What sort OLA young man is that
beau of yours?
Susie, refecting-Well, he's yerv nice hut
little bit odd. For one thing, he Is a yegeta.
rlan. eo'N
Grandma-For heavens sake dismiss him
marrled.a Unitarian and had no end of worry.
-Pittsburg Bulletin. 0-'
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IT'S Absolutely Wonderful.
DISC0UNTING ALL FORMER OFFERINGS.
Spot Them, Seize Them Buy Them.

dofSp 1900 and 90 co.
a a $500
a worth 1000
Assahet Blue lat ,w0th2OO -" -o'oo'
Dark md OOandIO
andS
a IA 80
at apr - " ~ Ap"n'
,oom,, Boys Long oms to 81
ChiLreni o al .wuthS.OO
2
a 7centap rwothcen
100 each.
an Drawers at 23cntsa
Sc a CENTS worth cents
100 III a 2centsea
low prices.
BARGAINS ON The RIGHT BARGAINS ON LEFT BARGAINS EVERYWHERE
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1893, the following resolutions were
unanimously adonted.

UNANIMOUSLY auOpIeu.
Resolved That in the death of our late presi
dent. Deacon Samuel w. Larrabce, the Bible
Society of Maine is deprived CT the services of
faithful and efficient executive; ourselves of
a much beloved associate, friend and brother;
the church OF a consistent member, and the
city man of the mould which. from the first,
as made Maine and New England what they
are.
Resolved, That we tender our heartfelt SYM
pathy to the bereaved family, and also to the
parish which he served with fidelity so many
years.
RESOLVED, That copy of these resolutions
be forwarded to his family and to the city pa
pers for publication. ~
(Signed,) go
A. DALToN,)
RUFUS III. HINKLEY, Committee.
A. 81. WRIGHT
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CLIFF COTTAGE.

Mr.. C. Ii. Saunders wishes to in.
form his friends, that the Cliff
Cottage will be open June LIST. for
summer b0arders. Table and every
thing will be first class In every re-
spect.
mayo eodam
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Gentle as The Summer Breeze"
I'D rather take a thrashing any time than a
dose of pills." groaned a patient to whom the
doctor has prescribed physic. SID as lief be
sick with what ais me now. as to be sick
with the pills.
II don't think you've taken any of the pills I
prescribe, or you wouldn't dread the prescrip-
ton so,' laughed the doctor. 81 never use the
old inside twisters you have in mind use Dr.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They ALWAYS made
me think OF part of an old hymn
..mild and lovely.
Gentle as the summer breeze
The best thing of the kind ever invented. No
danger of their making you sick. You'll hardly
know you've taken them. wouldn't use anv
other in my practice"
A lady in Hong Kong engaged Chinese cook,
When the Celestial came, among other things
she asked his name.
MY name" said the Chinaman, smiling. ssis
Wang Hang Ho."
'Oh, I can't remember all that" said the.lady
II will call you John.'' Next morning when
John came up to get his orders he smiled ali
over, and looking inquiringly at his mistress
aSked?''
.sWhat is your name?"
my name is Mrs. Melville Langdon."
''Me no memble all that" said john "China-
man he no savoy Mrs. Membul Landon--I call
you Tommy Boston Globe.