St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1893-04-13

containing nothing which permits its
use as a beverage or intoxicant, 1t is
recognized rs the best and purest nedi-
cine for all ailments OF stomach, llver or
kidneys.-lt will cure sick headache, m
digestion, constipation and drive
Malaria from the system. Satisfaction
guaranteed with each bottle or the
money viii be refunded Price only soc.
per bottle Sold by Film, Bros
No less than sixteen mobiles in reduced
circumstances are serving as coachmen
in Berlin 1t is quite possible thai tney
chose this occupation for the SAKE OF INC
ouportumtics offered for making an
eligible MARRIAGE Nashua Telegraph
Couehine Leads 10 Consumption.
Kemp's Ralsam stops cough at once.
A Boston man set himself on fire Fri
day while putting on porous plaster.
If he can do all this when he puts 1t on
we should advice having the fire depart
ment and the militia in readiness when
he takes it off Newburyport News
Lane's Medicine Moves the Bowels Daily.
In order to be healthy it is necessary,
1t is odd but true that ever since the
Cleveland administration began Massa-
chusetts has had its nose in the swlll up
to its ewes. 1t has been too busy even to
grunt it's disapproval Of the demoraIlzlng
mania for spoils which has afflicted New
York and New Jersey St. Louis Re-
public.
Elder S. S. Beaver, OF McAllisterville,
Iunatta, Co., Pa, says his wife is sub
lect to cramp in thestomach Last sum
mer she tried Chamberlain Colo, Chol-
era and Diarrhena Remedy for it, and
was much pleased with the speedy re-
left afforded. She has since used it
whenever necessary and found that it
never fails. For sale by Flint Bros.
Talk of independence, there isn't such
thing outside of the declaration. Where,
TO. instance, is the woman who is in
dependent of the ashman the swillman,
the grocervman, the iceman, the laundry
man, the ragman, the milkman and the
butchers boy? Let one of these back
door callers fail and the running gear is
clogged.-[ New Haven Union.
Ouinsv troubled me for twenty years.
Since started using DR.. Thomas Eclec-
tic Oil have not had an attack. The
oil cures sore throat at once. Mrs Let
Ia Conrad Standish, Mich, Oct. "a, SO.
When you grow your sugar or fruit
orchard along the roadside, you get
something for nothing.
Ny physician said could not live, my
liver was out of order, frequently vomit-
ed greensh mucous, skin yellow, small
dry humors on face, stomach would not
retain food. Burdock Blood Bitters
cured me. Mrs. Adelaide O'Brien, 372
Exchange ST., Buffalo, NY
People who give the least thought to
what they shall eat or drink usually EN-
10y the best health.
Too Careless with the English Lam
euaee.
A clothing dealer, in Boston, advertised
Atwood pantaloons for So, advising the
public to make haste and secure the
great bargain, saying: They will not
last long" Probably they would not.
Neither will your health last long if you
don't take care fit. Keep DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets in your house. They
are indispensable to every family, as
they positively cure biliousness, with
its endless train of distressing ailments
sick headaches, irritability, consti
patton, dizziness and indigestion; 6
marvellous specific for liver and kidney
troubles, and a pure vegetable compound
They are sugar-coated, the small
est pills made, and the best, be
cause they do all they promise. All
druggists sell them, and the proprietors
guarantee them, and refund the price il
they fail.
If knife handles become yellow, rul
with fine sand paper. Never let the han.
dies soak in the dish pan.
The One-hoss Shay.
The peculiar feature of the "one-hoss
shay was, that it was "built in sucl
wonderful way that it had nc
weakest part" The weakest part" o
a woman is invariably her back, anC
female weaknesses" are only too com
mon. With the use of DR.. Pierce's Fa
vorite Prescription, this may be avoided
and women may be comparatively az
strong as their brothers. Prolapsus, in
fammation, liberation, periodical pains
leucorrhea, dragging-down sensations
debility, nervousness, sleeplessness, de
spondency, are only a few of the symp
toms of weakness of the female organs
which the "Favorite Prescription" il
warranted to remove.
The Atlanta Journal, better known tt
fame as Hoke Smiths paper, is running
missing word contest. Perhaps i
wants to find the part the new secretar,
of the interior dropped from his name
Troy Press.