Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1893-03-23

bprlukte8 OF HphCos
THAT man Kirby Stone was born
incubator" "Born with caul, eh?"
Puck.
THE flgure-head Of college Is usu-
ally the Professor OF Mathematics
Philadelphia Record.
IRIS queer about shops-they're
never shut up unless they're shut
Town. -Elmlra Gazette.
Few men who go into maple-syrup
manufacture make an unadulterated
success OF it.-Troy Press.
If you want to find out what en-
ters into boys composition, ask his
school teacher.-Yonkers Statesman:
INK Is cheap" Il don't know
about that. / left pen full on the
back OF a note once that cost me
~. 500. Puck.
THE most important period with
February" said the man whose patri-
)tism runs away with his good taste,
as when 1t cuts its 22th. washing
Ton Star.
MINNIE-"Honestly, now. didn't
ne drive with one hand as soon as you
we're out OF town? Mamle-No. He
he drove with the other hand.-In-
dianapolis Journal.
"Do you think, Schmidt, that your
Affection for Fraulein Goldstein is re-
,iprocated?" II really can't say;
am loving her at present on credit.
-Lustige Blaetter.
"MRs. DovEKIN's trip to Scarbor-
ough was great success this year.
Indeed! Has she got rid OF her old
trouble?" mo; but she has got rid
If her old daughter. "-Tid-Blts
Fl DIDN'T see anything funny in
the story that fellow Just told. What
made you laugh so over it?" do
you know who he is?" mo; who Is
hep" Hes the head Of our firm."-
Life
I'D like to be very rich," said
| Tommy. ~HOw rich?" asked his sis
ter. oh" replied the young man,
after some thought, @rich enough to
wear my Sunday clothes every day.
Life.
DE CASH see you have taken a
| partner. De Curb-Yes, / had to.
A man can't keep suburban resi-
1ence supplied with servants and at
tend to business, too. New York
Weekly.
| A NEW Paris hat Is Of absinthe
green, a fashion journal reports. The
back-row folks will vote for it II it is
A theater hat of the absinthe-makes-
the heart-grow-fonder sort. = Phila-
1elphia Ledger.
Miss ELDERBoDY-"l met Mr..
Blake at the reception last evening"
Miss Pert-~Yes, he told Inc saw you
He said il was such pleasure to
meet an old face in such crowd. y
Boston Transcript.
YABsLEY-MtSs Passay seemed Of
tended at you last evening. What
did you say? Mudge-Blessed II 1
know. only asked her if she didn't
Tread having TO wear hoops again.
Indianapolis Journal
Mrs. GooD-Isn't Is queer that
man would request that his shroud
should not be fastened with collar
button. The Widow-Well, he knew
his weakness and didn't want TO make
\ bad break before st. Peter.-Ex-
|
change.
| A MAZE OwNRR--Jake-H an
advertisement in tn paper fer that
log you found. The man wot owns
him Offers a reward. Jim-How dye
know it's man? Jake-Th pape.
says, mo questions asked. New
York Weekly.
DAsY-When i get big like you
mamma, Pm going to marry doctor
or a minister Mamma-Why, my
dear? Daisy-'Cause il l marry a
, doctor can get we'll for nothing, and
If / marry minister i can be good
for nothing.-Funny Folks
Cite HALL-They say that Bust
man ran away with another woman
because his wife never did anything
: right and constantly irritated and
. ANNOYED him. Temple Court-That
. can't be the reason. Why, the other
' woman was his typewriter.-Truth.
SUSAN" said the housewife, 81
r think that once week Is quite often
q enough for your sweetheart to be call.
/, ing here" ~He amt my sweetheart,
4 Susan explained. ~He's the man I'm
: goin' to marry. D'you s'pose il l had
o a sweetheart I'd go an Spite him by
5 marryin' him?"-Indianapolis jour
p nal.
: TEAcHER-Johnnie, do you thinl
1 IL you had cut down. your father
cherry tree you would have told thu
: truth about it? Johnny Slowly
! No, don't believe / would. TeacheI
: What! you would not tell a false
n hood? Johnnie alphabetically
s Well, ma'am, yer see l don't believ'
Washington's father was Just tn
s same sort OF Teller as mine. "-Har
d per's Bazaar.