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The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-04-10
Guaranteed cure.

We authorize our advertised druggist
to sell DR.. Kings New Discovery for
consumption, coughs. and colds upon
this condition. If you are afflicted with
a cough, cold or any lung, throat or
directed, giving it fair trial, and ex-
perience no benefit, you may return the
bottle and have your money refunded.
We could not make this offer did we not
know that DIR. Kings New Discovery
could be relied on. It never disap-
points. Trial bottles free at Snipes &
Kinersly's drug store. Large size SOC
and 81.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-04-10
a Decision FavorIng the engineers.

MACON, Ca, April S.-Judge Emery
Speer today rendered decision in the
United States circuit court here upon
the petition brought by members of the
Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers,
praying the. court to direct the receiver
of the Georgia Central railroad to carry
out the contract with the Brotherhood
was appointed. The petition was granted.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-04-10

nominated for treasurer of the United
States.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-04-10

Money to Loan.
have money to loan on short time
| loans., GEO. w. ROWLAND.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-04-10
Elegant Headquarters for Californians

CHICAGO, April s. The finishing
touches are being given today to the in
terror of the spacious mansion on Michi-
gan avenue to be known as the Califor-
MIA Columbian Club, and which will be
the headquarters for visitors from the
Golden Gate during the coming summer.
1t is a six-story structure, with luxuri-
GUS cafe, ,-7drawing-room, smoking-room,
billiard-room and library.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-04-10
A Leader.

Since its first Introduction, electric
bitters has gained rapidly in popular
favor, until now it is clearly in the lead
among pure medicinal tonics and alter
atives-containing nothing which per-
mits its use as beverage or intoxicant,
it is recognized as the best and purest
medicine for all ailments of stomach,
liver or kidneys. 1t will cure sick head
ache, indigestion, constipation and drive
maleria from the system. Satisfaction
guaranteed with each bottle or the
money will be refunded. Price only SOC.
per bottle. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
THE DEATH OF A PERFECT HU.
MANITY.

Notl,ing is more false than the dream OF
certain persons, who, seeking to conceive a
perfect humanity, conceive it without religion.
1t is the very reverse which ought to be said.
China is very inferior species Of humanity,
and China has almost no religion. On the
other hand, let us suppose planet inhabited
by a humanity whose intellectual, moral and
physical po yer are double those of terrestrial
Humanity, that humanity would be, at leas',
twice as religious as ours. say at least, for
tits probable that the augmentation Of the re-
ligious faculties would take place in a more
rapid progression than the augmentation of
the Intellectual capacity, and would not be
done in simple direct proportion. Let us
sosuppose humanity ten times as strong as
ours, that humanity would be infinitely more
religious. 1t is even probable, that in that
degree of sublimity, disengaged from all ma
terial cares and from all egotism, gifted with
perfect tact, and a divinely delicate taste,
seeing the baseness and the nothingness of
all that is not true, good, or beautiful, man
weuld be exclusively religious, plunged in a
perpetual alteration, rolling from ecstasies to
ecstasies, being born, living, and dying in a
torrent Of bliss. ;. Egotism, in short. which
gives 4 measure Of the inferiority of being,
diminishes in proportion as the animal is got
rid of. A perfect being would be no longer
an egotist; he would be altogether religious.
Progress then, will have for its effect the in-
crease of religion, and neither its destruction
nor its diminutiOn.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
WINTER CARE OF LAWNS.

Many lawns are injured by being cut too
late or too closely just before winter begins,
which causes the grass to winter kill, and the
medium between leaving so much as to
smother out the finer grasses, or leaving too
little to protect the roots, must be observed.
One wny to do this is to continue the cutting,
but set the mower so that it will leave the
grass about two inches high or little more.
Others protect the roots with a covering of
stable manure put on when the ground was
slightly frozen, but some object to that be.
cause Of its filthy appearance whenever the
ground is bare, and its disagreeable odor when
first put on.
They must be careful to leave grass enough
to protect the roots, and.then in the spring ap
ply top dressing Of some of the special lawn
fertilizers, which are nearly odorless, and can
be bought in quantities small enough for a
village lot, or large enough tor farm. The
better way in using these is to make one ap-
plication as soon as the gronnd thaws, and
another about two weeks later, using each
time about the amount recommed by the man
ufacturer, and never putting it on when the
grass is wet, unless raining at the time.-Bos-
ton Culiivator.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24

The hearing is next in order, and
LAST of all comes the sense Of touch.
Fur hermore, the senses are thought
to sleep with different degrees of pro.
foundness
The sense of torch sleeps the most
lightly, ard is most easily awakened;
the next easiest is the hearing; the next
Is the sight, and the taste and smelling
awake last.
Another remarkable circumstance de-
serves notice: certain muscles aud parts
Of the body b,gins to sleep before 9TH
ers
Sleep commences ut the extremities.
beginning with the feet and legs and
creeping towards the centre of nervous
action.
The necessity for keeping the feet
warm and perfectly still as prelimi-
nary of sleep is we'll known.
From these explanations it will not
appear surprising that with one or more
of the senses, and perhaps also one or
more parts of the BODY, imperfectly a.
sleep, there should be at the same time
in imperfect kind Of mental action,
which produces the phenomenon of
dreaming.
One of the senses after another cease
to be.
Eyelids close and there is no sight.
Death is being rehearsed in slumher.
Darkness has come.
The sense of hearing slumbers; the
sense Of touch; the sense of taste.
They are no more.
The slumber'ess soul, having thought
and mind, and memory in its keeping,
may 60 dreaming when the body has
no immediate use for it.
But it will linger about while there
is life, ard departs not forever until
real death comes.
Unless by some rude shock that calls
the senses to action prematurely, the
process Of awakening is also gradual.
When awakening time comes the
striking of a forgotten clock may be
heard, and sounds Of the morning are
distinct where sounds Of the night have
not been noticed.
The senses of touch and hearing are
awakening; the eyes open and sight
comes; taste and smelling senses come,
and the man..thinks he smells his break.
fast cooking.
He is awake.
Sleep has gone rs mysterionsly as it
came.
A new period Of wakefulness is new
life, a resurrection from the sleeping
semb'ance of death
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
CARROTS FOR HORSES.

Carrots work an unlimitable amount of
good in horses during the winter, and if you
have a supply on hand the best way, or one
of the best ways, TO dispose of them is to give
them to the horses. They regulate the ami
mails bowels and keep his system open.
They also make his coat shiny. When any
agent performs these functions in horse,
they cannot help but keep the animal in good
condition. A queer fact seems to be that they
possess qualities which no other root or vege-
table has.
They may be what you would call an ex-
pensive food, yet taking into consideration
the good which they do they are not so. OF
course, the carrots need net to be fed to the
horse the same as you would give them feed
of corn on the TAR. Give them two or three
of the roots every day, or you can give them
this number every other day If your supply is
limited. But if you have plenty of carrots
give some of them to the horse.-American
Farmer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
He Knew His Ritual.

The late Bishop Doane was strongly oppos.
ed to prohibition and his sideboard was lined
with brandy, wine, etc. On one occasion the
Rev. Mr.. Perkins, of the Sons of Tempera Ice,
dined with the Bishop, who, pouring ont
glass of wine, desired him to drink with him.
"Cant do it, Bishop. 'Wne is a mocker."
s'Take glass of brandy, then."
''No. Strong drink is raging"
BY this time the Bishop becoming excited,
remark to Mr.. Perkins:
"Youll pass the decanter to the gentleman
next to you!''
aNo, Bishop, can't do that. Woe unto
him that putteth the bottle to his neighbor's
lips"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
Flower and Tree.

Eucalyptus, or Australian gum tree, some
times grows twenty-four feet in three months;
bamboo, two feet in twenty-fou1 hoLrs.
Geraniums must not be overv altered, but
they require full winter sun. 1t is useless to
expect them to bloom then if disturbed in au.
tumn.
The sunfower is extensively grown in
southern Russi. for its oil, which has begun
to supersehe olive oil among the Russia peas
antry.
According to DR.. Eansen the red in flow
ers is a single pigment soluble in water and
dscolole ed by alcohol, but capable of being re
stored by the addition Of acids.
The beautiful enamel which is used for
covering Japanese trays, boxes, etc, and OIL
which the painted birds aud flowers aud fig.
ures, show so brilliantly; is obtained from the
sap Of the lacquer tree. The trees grow
sometimes to the height of thirty or forty
faet
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
4 Woman's Age.

\ woman has nothing but her age TO
defend her. And she does her best to
keep that age as young as possible, be-
cause she knows that the fewer years
carries in the eyes Of others the greater
+ pnvrr TO charm, the surer its
: rrn. u 4" sIn her victories in the big
bl-tlt OF life. She has an arcanum for
II just as she has for the wad of false
hair that she wears in bogus Psyche
knot at the back of her neck and for the
little paint tube out of which she
squeezes the cherriness Of her lips
The man who tears away the veil
from this sanctum sanctorum Of in
nocent and harmless white lies deserves
Il hereafter of ho-nswoggling in which
perpetual procession Of houris tramp
lie over his trembling heart and Cupid
everhovers near with his thumb to his
nose and fingers spread ont. mocking
at and making merry with him.
In reacent breach Of promise case
the brother of the defendant, in cruel,
descrative way, went to work and reveal
ed .he alleged real age or not one wo.
man, but of six The fair plsintiff says
she is -. The age unmasker says he
has records which prove that she is "a,
and these same records boost tho ages
Of plaintiffs five sisters across the
s.tme years of time Isn't it awful
How hard hearted man must be to
publicly declare that Il woman is seven
years older than she says she is: Where
is our ooasted modern chivalry: What
has become of the worlds supply of
Chesteriieldism: And how about the
thing we used to call gallantry? Evi-
IDENTIFY they are not drug in the mark
ct inst now. From this time out wo-
man whose age has holes in it doesn't
want to court the glare of the public
eye very much, Dreach-Ol -promisely or
| otherwise.
Nudge Thompson called HE an
IDIOT" Yabs!ey-"You needn't mnd
that. Thompson always does exagger-
ate more or less y
A neat criminal job clcaning out 5
bank.
A lady Frlend-the Quakeres.
The Woman's College, Of Baltimore
has 600 students.
Girls, consider the crow. 1t neve
speakes without caws.
Women are not cruel to dumb ami
mails. No woman will willfully stel
on a mouse,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
Select Misfellanp
Two Famous Jokes

The memory of Theodore Hook, the
celebrated English hnmorist, is very
appropriately associated with the most
audacious Jest on record, viz, his an
nouncement when recalled from his
post as Governor Of Mauritius on a
charge of embezzling fl2.o00 Of the
public money, that he had come home
con account of Il disorder,in his chest >
But the most brilliant Of his comic feat
was achieved in concert with his IA
nous rival Tom Hood.
The two were strolling one summer
evening on the outskirts Of London
with their friend Charles Mathews, the
great actor, when Hood said to Hook:
"They call us the inseperables:' but
after all, it's only natural that Hook
and-eye should always be together Ell,
Theo.:"
"Bravo, Tom," cried Hook; ";hal;
the best I've heard for long time.
say, suppose we have match which oi
us two can make the best Joke on the
spur oil the moment: Charley Mat
hews here shall be the umpire, and the
loser shall stand treat for supper for
three.
Done said Hook; and scarcely was
the word uttered when they espied Il
sign board, the owner of which, wish
ing to advertise that he sold beer, had
unluckily worded the announcement,
"Bear sold mere"
"Oho,' said Hook, 81 suppose that
bear is his own Bruin..'
"Well done. erred Charles Mathews.
"You'll have hard work to beat that,
friend Thomas
I dare say he Il do it, though said
Theodore 'hc carries more than two
faces under one Hood, don't you,
Tom
At that moment they turned Il sharp
corner and came in sight Of small
tumble down house standing in the
midst of a wretched little plot of worn
and trampled grass, just in front Of
which was displayed a huge board with
the inscription, Beware the dog
Hood looked warily round him in all
directions, and. finding no dog any
where visible, picked up broken
piece of brick and scribbled under
meath the warning" "Nare be the dog:
"Well, I'll tell you what it is, my
bows said Charles Matthews, can
decide between two such Jokes as those,
ard what's more, Pm not going to try:
80 we had better all 90 up and sup t. :
gether and each pay his own share.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
Consumption Cured.

An old physician retired from practice
having had placed in his hands by an East
India missionary the formula of simple veg
etable remedy for the speedy and permanen
cure for Cons umption, Bronchitis, Catarr
Asthma and all throat and Lung Affection
also positive and radical cure for Nervous De
bility and all Nervous Complaints, after hav
ing tested its wonderful curative powers in
thousands of cases, has felt it his duty to make
it kncyn to his suffering fellows. AcLuated
by this motive and desire to relieve human
suffering, will send free of charge, to all who
desire it, this receipt, in German, French or
English, with full directions for preparing and
using. Sent by mail by addressing with stamp,
naming this paper.
WA. Moves, so Powers Block Rochester'NY
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
Hints to Housekeepers.

Almond meal is very sofleaing and whiten-
ing to the skin.
To clean brass fix II es, rub them with slic
of lemon, then wash in hot water.
Wash white fanne,s in cold water with
suds made of white soap, and they will not
shrink much nor look yellow.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
]Jortrl}
Ode to Lawyers.

The devil came to earth one day,
And unto q courthouse wended his way,
Just as all attorney with very grave face,
Was proceeding to argue the points in case.
Now lawyer his majesty never had seen,
For to his dominions nohe ever had Deen;
And he felt very curious the reason to know
Why nohe had been sent to the regions below
sTwas the fault of his agents, his Magesty
thought,
Why none of these lawyers had never been
caught,
And for his own pleasure he had desire,
To come to the earth and the reason inquire.
Well, the lawyer who rose with visage SC
grave,
Made out his opponent consummate knave;
And the old devil was muchly amused
To hear the attorney 80 greatly abused.
As soon as the speaker had come to a case,
Tho counsel opposing then tiercely arose,
And heaped sush abuse on the head Of the
first
As made him william of all men the worst.
Thus they quarrellel, contended, and argued
so long,
Twas hard to determine the one that was
wrong,
And concluding he'd heard qnite enough
of the "ft,ss,"
Old Nick turned away and soliloquized thus
"If all they have said of each other be true
The devil has surely been robbed OF his due !;
I'm satisfied now, tits all very we'll,
These lawyers should ruin the morals OF hell.
.sThey have dazzled the court with vilsainous
cavil,
Aud I'm free to confess. they have puzzled
the devil;
Ny agents are right to let lawyers go bail,
If had them they'd swindle me out Of my
tail.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
HUMOROUS

As Litter as gall-Cheek.
Nevertheless The majority.
A lucky number-Fortunate.
Bound out-Jacks-in-the-box.
A slangy maiden of North Broad strest al
ludes to her steady ice cream young man as
':my cold snap"
Night CIerk-How does il seem to be a ho-
tel wsitresso New Girl-It seems rs if L was
made to order.
Dimley-Why do you leave the lecture
platform, Larkin? Larkip-Well, 1 was
esged on to take that step.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
Health Hints.

Hot water for sprains.
Raw oysters for hoarscness.
Turpentine for lockiaw.
Raw eeg ior cut.
Salt water for falling hair.
Ouicklime in water for poison.
Tar on sugar for weak lungs.
Hot lemonade for colds.
Hot milk as stimulant
Sugar moistened with vinegar for hicccughs
Milk puddings and stewed fruit for bilious
dyspepsia
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24

Izze Kung asked Confucus, saying: "Mas-
ter, are you sage?" Confucius answered him:
ga sage is what l canEot rise to. ! learn
without safety, and teach without being
tired" Izze kung said: "You learn with
Gut safety: that shows your wisdom. You
teach without being tired; that shows your
b,neyolence. Benevolent and wise: Mas
ter, you are a sage"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
Cheerfulnuss.
Cheerfulness is a great tonic.
Cheerfulness never broods.


Cheerfulness never broods.
Cheerful people are busy peop'e.
Cheerful people value whatever is their
own; they do not disp .rage either their work
or their position.
Cheerful people have no mysteries in s.
crets; for cheertulness is like the sunlight it
illumnines the darkest corners.
Constant laughter is not cheerfulness; it is
more likely 10 be the expression of folly.
Send us hence Thousand miles from face
always paradng itself in smiles and giggling.
Anybody can laugh; but TO look bright, with
tokens glad acceptance of life and all its du-
ties-a habit of taking things at their best, and
making the best of them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
SLEEP,

According to the best writers on the
subject, it has been ascertained that IN
beginning to sleep the sen es do not Mt
terly fall into state Of slumber, but
drop off one after the other.
The sight ceases, IN consequence OF
the protection of the eye'ids, to receive
impressions first, while all the other
senses preserve their senaibilty entire.
The sense Of taste is the next which
loses its perceptibility to impressions.
and then the sense Of smelling
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24

Do not the grand forest trees, under winch
the hermils have;plunged into deeps of msdi-
tation in the open air, seem to have been
themselves transported by their own serene
tranquility into the divine life in God.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
YOUR BOYS

are richly provided for in our A
grand gathering Of Juvenile c
wear. There is no excuse fer NJ
keeping your boy in shabby E
rig when little money will
dress him like a prince. Hand
some Suits and Overcoats,
$3.50, 3 so, 5 and up
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24

81 should hate to have mother-in-law al
ways around" complained the youth, and
then gentle whisper fell upon his ear, 81
am an orphan"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24

Mrs. Chnner-I wonder why lightning
never strikes twice in one place. Chinner-
When the lightning comes around the second
time the place isn't there.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
10000 OVERCOATS

Q could not afford you more
K ample assortment than our
b mammoth stock. Everything
NJ bright and new is represented
S Prices S., 10, Il, Is, and up
ward
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24

"Where are you going'' asked a little boy
of another who had slipped and fallen on the
icy pavement. ''Going to get up" was
blunt reply.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24

The girl who marries for money usually
has look on her face after marriage that in
dicates that the is having trouble collecting
her salary.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
ACTS FOR F ALLY.

Our preparation for Fall and
Winter '92 has cclipsed our best
previous efforts. Never before
has there been such an in mense
stock of Clothing, Hats and Fur
nishings held under ary one
roof, and at such low prices that
they will surprise you.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24

Maud-How is it that you and your hus-
band get along so well together? Violet-Ohe
I never cook ani hs never talks politics.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24

There is no malady like love, no foe like
folly, no flame like anger, and no delight
greater than knowledge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
MASTERPIECES Nj

of the Tailor's skill in the 0
shape Oh Superb Suits for. Men E
are st cked high on cur coup- H
tiers, s,all newest and best fabrics N
repres ,nted at $40, $l2 and S
SIS
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24

1.-THE Use of 'Castora j.: universal and
its iuerits SO well known that it seems a work
of supererogation TO endorse it. Few are the
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach.''
CARLOS MARTYN, d. D..
t.$,,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1893-02-24
|&;1!1!;{|l!';l ASH
for Infants and Children.

"Castoria iSso well adapted to children that
1 recommend it as superior to any prescription
Lnown TO me- H. \. ARCHER, NJ. d,
i'll So. Oxford St. brooklyn, \. !.