Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-15
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Bnl Jahnson Takes His Toys. Tie Gets .
whipping sna IL Sent to ned.
deer cditur -crismus mint no gud crismus
Is the time wot raises all hoips IA then
knocks cm al out
4 got n hull lot ov presence sandy klaus
sent me drum and las gun. Invent OUT with
my drum an mi gun aud met bill he got
sord.
were reglar soljes alnt We, gorgis sod
bn.
yes, sod
lets haiv q war, bill sed.
al rite, sed.
so we bad Ute, an bin cumod up Q me
with his sOrd.
in the naim Of amerlky, domaud sir
endor, cride oil.
J vii die first, sod
then bill run his sori thro mi drum.
thus dy al trntirs, he cride.
no, yure broik mi drum, crlde, an crids
like anithn.
yure dne sojer u r, sell bil. yuro liked
an eyrithin yuve got b longs . me- talk
OF that drum an gun Rn give &c 3 me
1 wont not, bil ionson, / scd role mad. we
onh playln an / wont xiv nothin an 1
vii h0iy N arltcd coss broik mi drum.
ov coiTo we 7 onli playin, scd bill, an that
IA yu must give me the drum, hay
ho, Oh rite sod. n II Is ouli plR
so Owed him the things
then bll sed, gorgie SEQ how fast u kin
run down p tho hill, an wen KUN bak
vii xiv "a the drum.
run down 2 the hil, an wen / turned
round 2 kun bak ooodent see bill ho was
gone an 80 wos mi drum an mi gun
went home an told ma an pa, an pa sed
wos bic babi lotiu hil talk the things
~ al Good do wos pla with litcl dol wot
III got tho babi got square ON the dol 4
wot oil dun 9ine pokid out It's eyes an
bic oil its nose
hi an hi bugs sed, RorRie, gees I will
smoke the cigar wot s0pty hlnusgivo nue..
sanity klaus didout give Il Pm, did, sed.
wei, u wos aud boy, sed bngs.
dident want b Veri near when he nc
the cigar, coss 70 had powder IN g.
/ Sod thote I wood 60 up stairs, but pa
scd lac thote iwoodent, coss while he Good
see me ho wood no iwosent Ia 2 ami mis-
chef
lho didcut see me gettin square on the
doll hings lifted his cigar ma smoked it
he scd 10 was Rud vi a. bi 10 won't ON like
a fire craokir aud the sparks dide al over.
good heyins ann shot, orido blnga, send
= doctor
III got wife an sed Il was a plot to XII her
husband.
made bleve dident soc unithin, but /
felt orml gilty.
pa TUX me on his lap mn no fcd, gorgie,
no wat this mones, "a have plnde n orful
trick ON mister bings. that was a loded
cigar an u mite have bllndid him.
wasent u FUN, aed
I will show somethin funier, sod pa.
jest stay were mint an vii maik u
lan TN axe
waited an bings wiped tho tobakcr on
his face. he luked orful mad. pa KUN bak
but he dident hAiv AMI then
now, gorgle, ho sod, first want 9 tell u
sumthin funat unite we gone haiv tho
crismuH tree lit up, but u kant see IL, IAN we
Eone . hHlv oandi and uuta, but kant
halv ami won't That b iunni
dldent say nothin
ana hero Is wat want show u, sod pa
tnkn out a strap from his pockid il don't
LUX fun, does IL, but not loolSin no 10
rite Jest kuhn on mi lap nu turn yuro face
the floor that's the way ifu wore sus
pendis II wood SEQ the fun sooner, but
movie mind.
pa mbotencd mi pants, and then he give
me wipin crido like Rnithin.
alut Il funi, sod pa most as funi ~ Civ.
IN mister bings - loded cigar now u 20 .
bed
went thnts marie crismus mint t. thay
aint no chance 4 a poor litel boy Ike me.
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