The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-06-15
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-f.sbtr So DO you Deed this dicsionsf.
ia y6sf schgci worai Doilie = Yes, as
IBst the ,tlps 10 stand 90 When ] hes,
ny cariiAs iroa 10 tbs Ess.
Do ,oa thi1a tbs pollticiaa loves Jon
hecanse BIZ .hstes yoarhapa 90 esns'velyf
After election. may hap he Will shake 'cn
altos ether.
80 Issu esn nrrsr nsasnfe The spiritual
wsIiafa 6fs c6nsftga'ioB from The hsish,
Of she church s,eepls fer wbteh the neu
Der. bans s,aial
Your 900 10 syery clever lecturer,
Mr.. Hebpscf does be inherit bis tsieh,
from our Not by q iusiul. said Hem
peck raeiSiIy, he gets The lecture hse'
IL ffnu his mother.
Wife 4 ..ut spr ~ bonnet Hust
baud What kind Of oae. deatf Wife
Any ltna, 20 ne stylish and nice. Has
b. nd ! ys,y veil. dear, You stab hsTe .
nsri spfins one
Colonel. hesr you we're sosial lion
1t wsshibstonf Ye,, sir Loaned three
coagreamep $40 spitce and got ehsnoe
10 pay senator's to'sl bill
What DO yoa vaDtf she asked
through small opening 10 the doorway
I'm looking Tor tqasre meal. Well, she
replied with gesture toward the wood.
pile. Suppose; you begin With chop.
Fret Worlds lair visitor Then there
are places sbus you can &c. 70 cent iuni
cHesf Ntcobu epta iHt ''o''ei
you osu at them al round bere by pay
ing 81.
They mean 10 rear tall students ont
in Wisconsin. local psIer says. IT.
board az educstion has resolved 10 erect
building large enough TO accommodate
five hundred pupils ttres stories high.
Please, air. II was 0 20 when you got
here. When we're late, you always keep
us alter school, said the smart boy. Very
veil, said the schoolmaster, you shall ali
.tay and keep me after school for an
hour.
= She At al 80 r. NJ George gdoat
you feel sorry for poor OhinamenP He
Nav. why should feel sorry for ihenf
sbe--Btcanse be has TO go. Gorge took
the biut snd next day they were register
ed.
Speaking stout iellows. said young
MIR. Gurley,I could be veal smart II l had
mind. Mrs. 0iddey. That's so replied
the girl. That's all You ever lacked.
Mrs. Meadow Cal city hosel) % o
there = 4 ny In this soup. AIR. Meadow
(who has travelled some) = Hush, Miriam.
ds, don't speak 80 lond. No use exposin
our Ignorance, THIS tarnal bill OF fare is
In French, and mebby We ordered fly
soup.
Did the term woolly West originate
int be unI leasant fact that many an iuves.
tor has been ateeed there.
Mother Horrorsl How did you get
80 muddy Small Son - Rnnpin home to
zee II there was anything You wanted me
10 do.
Little Mrs Freckles - made ugly fac
es at your stuck mp sister tho other day,
but guess she didn't see me. Little
johnny Yes, the did, but sLe thought
they were natural
--railor n Getting friend 90 tho street),
] thought you ssid you'd mail me that g
bill tha, you owe mc9 Creditor RI did
mean 30, bat when went 10 the post oil
fee TO mail II, fonnd that plscsrd on the
wall Post no Bills.
An old count paid his address TO one
OF the richest heirs Of Paris. On sskina |
her band in marriage, be frankly said to
her; Mics Blank ! an very old. and you
are very young. Will you do me the hon.
or 10 become nay widow.
Little Harold. who was making . call |
On his own hook. asked the lady OF the |
house Ter tea 10 morrow. Why.I thought
the invitations we're for next Thursday. |
They was, but think you lad better
come TO nounw, for heard mother say |
she wanted to have the darned thing over |
~ quick ~ she could.
Il don't like yonr milk, said the lady
Of the house. What's srong with II, mums
Its dtesdfnily thin, and there's no cream
on it, Arftr you've lived 10 the city
awhile, mum. said the milkmsp eucour,
ssinsiy, yoa will tii over them rooral
ideas sontu.
Old Lady Seems to me you're the
same man ~Lo came slong abou. mouth
ago. and alter eating good meal refused
10 ssw little wood for me. Patchwork
b A a
my twin brother ds. TELLER always Was de
black shesr Of der family.
A school Inspector having fsv min,
utss 10 spsts afhr ersmi1ine the school
pm, : 10. questions on the common OF
ects 10 The school room. What i. The use
Of .ba, up&pf he asked, pointing TO ore
stretched across The corner Of the room,
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