New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-04-23
THE TALK or THE DAY.


In Vancouver recently man persisted III inter-
mining Bill Nye and Burbank. At last Nye stepped
Forward 10 The footlights and inquired Is ps'
Kecley in the house." The audience yelled ana me
loater subsidized.
The famous Battle Of the Book was T [syiysd
a. a,e"cne Tho question arose over the naming .o'
some specie recently discovered by einper on NJ
Academy. \ term OF Greek or,s'n Wa" on liz feet
wnereupon DR.. Daniel c. Brinion was Oh ~ !v nS
in fash, denouncns such rrae1 been 10 carried far
enough and any urherance OF IL CONG oaii bonSts
IN an g he aer rSder i" ROM Dr. CHAPMAN
an d" Professor f. D. Cope who blt,led eognenuy
the continuance Of the elassI waved hot and
il was almost midnight before the anorneS and
neet,lnd II sill philadelphia Record.
Last July Marvel IIolbert. OF Mount Vernon rex.
ding i well 10 the depth of fifty nine feet V'thou!
.,riune water A few days ago, when he uncovered
n. well. steam rushed out. On examination WAS
found that a vein OF hot water about SIX inches "
diameter had burst in through the bottom ana s,a"us
at depth Of sixteen feet. boiling like tei-Ke'ue
TRIUMPH.
Two women set ont, with vicious INTENT
The patience OF man To eAbaust,
And their wits to every corner we're sent
Regardless OF labor and cost
They visited shops. but saw nothing to puy'
The, Ana sG Sn Conductors with questions cid ply
But simply got "yes'm" and "no'm"
81 none OF these scheme, seemed 10 work as they shouo
And every device. from the bad 10 the sooo'
Had failed up TO date, 1t appeared
But at last an idea was evolved from the mihd
or these feminine seekers Tor lahs,
Deciding them soon an occasion 10 nho
For giving test to the same
Its was cS%pete n,r %st'r" was 10 pA''
They squabbled minutes Ger seats ana a"S'
And sOured hy r. men Ads IN the n l BOSTON Transcript.
A coored man named Henry Brown .a' Dec"
elected Mayor OF Brownyie, Neb
trinity Record the organ OF Trinity Parish IN
INT, city. prints letter which the late Bishop BROOKS
wrote 10 a gentleman who had written to MIN teih's
how much the men Of Wall street had been impeessei
WIN his MONDAY sermons in Old Trinity. The letter
was rs follows:
o33 Clarendons,.. Boston. March :, Zoo 90.
nenr Mr. -: / must send you line 10 tnahk
yG i0t n s0 Strong rr men Of SsSor aSS
ing mr. to r sacd 70 and s' shall be glad hop that
it was wholly withct use to IL" sonyssa' ans
| am yours most sincerely IhiLh''' p"'
The salary Of The Mayor OF Abilene, han'
dollar year. Tor this reason 10 Is thought tnas
next year the Office will seek the "ohah' S'"oo '"'''
Is nothing in 1t for man.
where did You say your last place was L.,
Appanty 1.! @a,C na wss o. At Ensmal i
Old bachrlor--where the dooce Is that ,,
Applcant-It's hin Suiiick sir Lord stradbrooke's'
Old haclclor-lIow do you spell II 49,. ham
Applcant-IIatch hee. hen. haitch' nay hem'
haitch, hay. he'll. he'll. sir. -,
Old bachelor (relleved)-O o-oo-o'h' lehman h"N'
Judy
one OF the most notable features OF the reign OF
Emperor William Is the extraordinary Impulse WHICH
has been given during the last few years TO the
building of churches in various parts of the Empire.
In Berlin alone less than twentysiX new churches
either been erected compenced since the ac-
ccsslcn Of Emperor william. which. added TO the four
and twenty evangelical churches with which the
Prs.ian capital previously provided. will render
Berlin %, fully entitled to style itself THE City
of Churches rs Brooklyn. These new churches rep
resent "A money value Of 20 000,0OO marks 3O00,-
600 Of which have been provided by the Emperor and
the Government. while all the remainder has been
raised by voluntary contribution.
II is the troubles OF tomorrow that make people
Wnllc the disciples clamoltng for the highest
place not one of them deserved the lowest one.
living generally has trouble In collecting the debt.
II never adds anything to the force Of Christians
1t is as cowardy to talk abont man behind his
back as II is'to throw stones at his ho,se IN the DARK
trading horses with him than you can by hearing him
There is something wrong n You feel spiteul when.
ever you see another woman wearing better bonnet
than you afford. .
There are plenty OF places where preachers esti.
will do the Lord more good than In a patent
medicine advertisement.
There are thousands OF people who would die before
they would steal chickens who downright robbers
In other ways That are not risky.
There's nothing Hike discipline but IL don't 90
boy any good 10 make him hoe potatoes In the pack
garden while brass band Is passing the house,
-(tams Horn.
A correspondent OF "rhe Boston Transcript tei's
Of man so pcrverse that he would see the leaning
tower OF Pisa straight II he should visit It,
A certain Member OF Parliament. as proud and fond
rs man should be OF his beautiful young wife, was
just about rising tn speak In debate when u trie'
gram was put into his hands. lie read u
left the House. jumped into cab. drove
10 Charing Cross and took the train 10 Dover Next
day he returned home. rushed into his wic's room:
and. finding her there. upbrdcd the astonlshrd auy
In no measured terms. She protested her igiorMoss
Of having done anything to offend him.. Then VIA;
did You mean by your telegram" h. asked Nean,
What said, OF course What are You talking ap9ut
Read II for yourself" said he. She read: ms
with Mr.. X. to Dover straight. Pray for me-" fm
the moment words would not come. then AFTER
merry lit OF laughter. the suspected wife quietly se
marked "Oh. those dreadful telegraph people, ~
wonder you are out OF your mind. dear tciesfap.~
simply: u ten with Mrs. ". In Dover street, e"s
for me- LTD Bits.