New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-02-20
TIE TILK or THE DAY.

| The Pew. DR.. \. G. lawson. If P,illdelyha whsn
once sitting rrXt t. DR.. Edward Everett Hale at q
bnnquet. asked the great Boston divine why Boston
is called the Hub. With Of bis subtle flashes Of
wit DR.. Hale replied Boston Is the Hub because
out OF 1t 60 Spokesman OF the wheel OF mankind WHO
| never tire OF doing good 10 their fellows,
| A Lesson Wasted" Mamma" asked little Frances.
as It wight to pat glass In yeur mouf!"
"Oh no. baby. e isn't replied mamma, earnestly.
| You might swallow It. and 1t would kill you Il
But a little boy at the kindergarten put glass in
his mOuf dis morning.
IL hope you viii never put glass in your mouth,
will you, Frances
Int; mamma"
The little boy at the Mndersar,en put glass ,:, n
Chronicle.
Everybody else stopped my paper, 50 concluded
TO stop IL. too il the way Texas editor explalnea
his suspension
Apropos OF coming Washington Birthday stories.
new version OF the little hatcbrt story IL voEched ior
by r. Il. shronk. OF Toea whose grandma thtr Bets!
Roberts, was told the yarn By Ike Thompson lormeE
u slave on Washngton's farm. On the morning IN
question: when Augustine Washington was overlooking
his broad acres and found his favore Cherry Tree e
down he called led George :" h co wa v ISe y,
greatly embarrassed and did not want 10 receive .
"a tS geps S s G
Record.
At a church hmgging bee- In Alabama the other
evening man while bllndfoded Rugged his own wife
for several minnes and when he learned the fact b
got mad and demanded his money back. This maze
his wife mad and she demanded double rates for n9
part In the transaction.
Her pets-little Barbara had been sick. but vH
convalescing. 49,.
Are yon my doctor'7 she said. waking , up sud-
denly and finding strange lady at her bedside.
NO. dear replied the strange lazy. II ani yo~
- All. that's better exclaimed the little eih y
shall like yOn very much. Trained nurse she con
tlnued. pointing 10 cage hanging near me whuos.
let me introduc" you TO my trained canary. -ohea"
Tribune.
"Not long ago says "The Philadelphia Record
local collector whose letters OF rare interest only
his most intimate friends allowed 10 See secured
possession Of about twenty letters o. u Revoiuona!
hero which were most valuable historically on &C.
count OF the light they threw upon some a~
puted points. Their number. however necessarily
reduced their individual commercial value SO zen
OF them were consigned to the flames without ha'ins
even been copied. The value OF the remaining 'eu
was, OF course. enhanced greatly by ms co"'se'
To sdch collectors the money value Of letter y 'ne
only point 10 be considered and they 90 not hssS'
to make any sacrifice that will Increase this value
Many very important historical letters have recenuy
been destroyed in this wny."
When he woke from IL much needed oo"
But the copper got hot
And dubbed lin q lot.
Then hid on a big pile OF 10.
On pianos and organs she lbs.
Milking strange and mysterious SOS.
And the watchman calls out
To see what she's about.
As he goes on his cold nightly rfs. .,.
Cincinnati Gazeue'
Southern California paper rourds out q W..
notice rs follows: The child IS the first Du'ch '"i
born IN the san Luis Valley. The notice Is wri'e
n Dane put I'm type by II Mormon. the PROOF -
by an American. the type ploced In the FORM ~
German and the paper Is printed by "eA '-..
This affords an interesting notion OF the comp'
character of the great American people OF 'n' -
southwest
The young aspirant for literary honors haa ~' snN
n novel of n dec dcdly sensational haNor anu a con.
mitted il TO an editor IN whose judgment ne h"" W.
fdencc. .,o o,orv hsd
"Wcll, inquired the author. when the s'o'' "
been read. what do Won think OF II :! ..,.ht AZ
"Um-rrah, hesitated The editor. us he asan,ai
the wild and tnmultuouS D'ldentS OF III, ,s not
entirely without merit. 1t seems to ne me ~, mann.
n plot.r and the aspiring genius picked up p ns
script and carried Il away.-(Detrot Free r'''''