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Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-12-02
Beware of Ointmrnts for Catarrh
that CONTAIN Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy tho
sense of smell and completely de:ange
the whole system when entering it
through the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never be used except
or prescriptions FROM reputable ply
sicians, as the damage they will do is
ten fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Halls Catarrh
Gu q manufactured by f. j. Cheney
& Co., Toledo, o., contains no mer-
curry, and is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. 1t is takan internally
and made in Toledo, Ohio, by T.. j.
Cheney & Co. Testimonials free.
a -SoId by all druggists. price 75c.
per bottle.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-12-02
Just Like q Mau.

Bobby-Pop, what is reasouP
Fond ParenL-Reason, my boy, is
that which enables Il man TO deter
mine what is right.
Bobby--Ard what is instinct?
Fond Parent-Instinct is that
which tells a woman she is right
whether she is or not. Brooklyn
Life.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-12-02
MARRIED.

AT Depot Hotel
Eiko, Nevada, December ., 1893, by
Rev. +. S. Witter, Mr.. Frank +.
Leach, of Glover Valley, Nevada, to
Miss S. L. Boiteanx, of Cincinnati,
Ohio.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-12-02
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION.

NOTICE IS HEREAY GIVEN THAT
~ tho firm OF Kcyscr and Craighcad has been
this day dissolved Ivy mutual :onscn,. Til,
business will hereafter be conducted bv Den
Craighcad, who Will pay all debts owing bv
the firm and collect all debts due the firm.
BEN CRAIGUEAD,
ED. x. KEYSER.
Elko, Ncy., Nov. "a, 1901.
All parties indebted to the firm of Kcvscr g.
OraiEhcad arc requested to call and settle their
accounts.
BEN oRAIGuEAD.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-12-02
School Report.

Following ID the report OF the
Huntington school for the month
ending Nov. II, 1893:
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

"When my boy was 2x years Of age, fan
brought on hip disease, which Rrsdually rev
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
August.
Flower

Miss G. G. McCLAvE, School
teacher, 753 Park Place, Elmira. N.
Y. "This Spring while away from
home teaching my first term in q
country school I was perfectly
wretched with that human agony
called dyspepsia. After dieting for
two weeks and getting no better,
friend wrote me, suggesting that l
take August Flower. The very next
day purchased a bottle. I am de-
lighted to say that August Flower
helped me so that I have quite re-
covered from my indisposition." 9
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
WIT AND WISDOM.

The wagon tongue has nothing 70
say: but i. gets there ahead OF the rest
of the ortfit-Prck.
isn't your wife afraid to drive that
horse?" Not at all It's the people
she meets who are scared
Tribune.
Those whU believe that the world
owes them. A,@iring don't know how
many bad debts the world has to shout
der.-Texas S;ftings
Weighs and Ways-Shc-Have you
read odd Ways and New?" Hc-No
What is it? "The adventures Of . coal
dealer?'-Detroit Free Press
A man is satisfied to make . rcpu-
tation for himself, but woman, bless
her, wants to make one for everybody
in the Observation-Disclosures Gazette.
Judge--You may as we'll confess you
stole the watch. Lying will do you no
good Prisoner-All right, your Honor.
but how is one TO know that?-Flie-
gende Batter
"A man may be wise and tolerably
well educated in many ways without
having the least idea in his head where
in the world the flies SO in winter
Somcrville Journal
-Wilson-I hear that BERTHE has
changed his mind again. Weggie-
Deah boy, / knew he had been doing
some im2wudent thing; he is 50 very
hoarse. Inter Ocean.
How did you come to read that
poetry you just quoted? thought you
never read poems" ''Well-er, you
see, l thought this was an advertise
ment"-Washington Star
The problem Of evil ID constantly
intensified by the activity of its agents
and the corresponding s!owncss of good
people. 1t was while the husbandman
slept that tares were sown--Mr< o. w.
Scott.
~ have come to the conclusion that
Banks is one of the biggest fools on
earth" "Why?' 'Why. went into q
drug store few days ago to get some
thing for . cough, and he was there
buying the same kind Of stuff I
bought"
"A pateffamilias was complaining to
. friend of the conduct of his son.
on Ou&nt 10 Take MN SEVERELY 70
task" 'I?" the father replied "What
is the use? He listens to none but
fools Do nc the favor Of speaking to
him yourself"
in many cases, instead of chronic
ling . woman's good deed with the
text, s,She hath done what she could"
quite as fitting text would be, ''She
hath done what she thought she
couldn't" Noble deeds are done every
day By those who had once thought
them impossible. till they tried and
succeeded. -Congregat
That's It-Mr. and Mr& Shortley
were discussing with considerable vigor
something Mr.. s should have done or
should do. but lacked the courage
.sWhy don't you do it then?' she urged
"well" he argued, II did try to. I've
q half . mind" yes" she inter-
rupted. ''thats just it. and that's all
you've got" and Mr.. s went forth With
angry determination.-Detroit Free
pvo<S
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

We0kne06 y i ever IalS % beneus o
cure. you have your money back Its
IN invigoEating. restorative tonic,
soothing and strengthening nervine, and
. safe and certain remedy for womanB
Ms and ailmentA Itregulates and pro-
notes oil Tie proper functions improves
digestion, enriShes the blood, dsspeIs
aches and palma brings relfeshing sleep
and restores health and Strength.
Nothing else can be - cheap. Win
this yoa pay only fog ~ See6 yea g.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
He Ysar>ea for The U,ass>,,a>,e.


Sarah Bernhard loves to tell the fol.
bwing story about Olivier, . famous
French actor. The latter, Il seems.
possessed incredible power Of mimicry.
lie could assume the voice. eestures
and facial expression Of any person he
:hanccd to meet One day he called on
his tailor to ask him for . little moro
time on an account which had been
running on for three years. At that
moment he saw . customer enter the
shop and pay for several articles Of
clothing. which werc Immediately de-
Evered Then the actor hesved . deep
sigh Of pain.
"What is the matter'w with you?" In
quired the tailor.
"Alasr' replied Olivier. "therc b .
man ] shall never be able 70 imitate!'
Music and Drama
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
from the German.

A corporal ordered . green recruit to
bring him plate Of soup. The latter
brought the soup. but SO awkwardly
that his thumb touched the liquid
''Swiney' roared tho corporal IF
you want TO wash yourself there IL .
horse trough. but you needn't wallow
in nv SOUP"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

Ferguson inspecting his friends now
suitl-Yes. it's immense. Hankinson.
Would you mind telling mo who your
tailor is?
Hankinson - Certainly not Snip
well, No. Coz Waxem street. II you
want anything in his line tell him
sent you.
FerHuson-Thanlss. want something
for . masquerade. ! think I'll 60 and
order-hum-one Of his ordinary suits.
Hankinson.-Chicago Tribune.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
Bright Expectations.

Dudley Cancsucker-We will 30 20
happy. ! will share all your joys and
eorrows with you
Esnerelda Longcohin-But haven't
got any sorrowA
Dudcly-Don't let that worry you.
You will have, plenty of them after We
are marr;ed.ETexas SiftingA
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

Her Papa (who had taken his daugh-
ter's fiance out to lunch)-And you
never drink, you say?
Her Fiancc-No, sir; not even beer.
Her Papa (suspiciously)-Thcn may
ask you why you blew the whipped
cream off the top Of your coffee before
drinking il? Boston NewA
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

They were discussing the labor quoD,
ton.
II believe In shorter hours. said Mr..
Linger.
$50 do l." replied Miss Keedick,
earnestly. 81 think an hour and half
is plenty long enough for IN evening
call"
As the young man had been there
three hours. he began TO look for his
hat-Jury.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
s0xITHxNe TO RENENBIR

u you're weak
or ailing woman:
that there's only
one medicine %
sure 10 help you
that Il can be gsar.
0steed. It's d..
Pierce's Favor3te
Prescription. In
building up over.
worked, feeble,
delicate women, or
IN any I" female
or
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
A Hcoues. Uuera.tfles.

Kitty-If I should marry you. Frank,
you must give up your practice IS ply
gician.
Frank-That would be impossible.
Kitty-Why SO?
Frank never had any.-Dcs Moines
Register.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
Catering to the Public.

Friend-why do You dump all that
dirt into your soap kettles?
Soap Manufacturcr-If folks don't
find the water dirty after washin',
they think the soap is no good.-N. Y.
Weekly.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
Making . Good Start.

Wife-I think We ought to begin the
New Year by turning over . new leaf.
don't you?
Husband-I do: and have . sugges-
ton to make night here.
Vife-What is that?
Husband-Bcgin on . new turkey.
That Christmas bird is getting little
tired.-Life.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
Drowning Him Oat,

Strawber-Well, Ihave made up my
mind to propose to her.
Singerly-You are not going to do IL
In those trousers, are you?
Strawber-Why not?
Singerly-Shs won't be sbaS TO hear .
word you say.-Truth.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

OF preventing the grippe, colds, headaches,
and fevers Is to use the liquid laxative rem
edy, Syrup Of Figs, whenever the system
needs . gentle, yet effective cleansing. To
be benefited one must get the true remedy
manufactured BY the California Fig Syrup
Co. only. For sale by Ill druggists in Soc.
and Il bottles.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

Husband-Did you drive al these
nails yourself?
WiferYes. ! did.
"Let me see your banda"
''Hcre they are-not hurt . Bit"
"IIumi Who held the uails?"-N. 7.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
Nothing 10 Complnia About,

Mr.. Jawkins-MrA Henpeck Is fear
fully lonesome without her husband.
Mrs Jawkins-Humph! I don't SEQ
what fault she has to find.
Mr.. Jawkins-That is precisely what
makes her unhapPy.-Des Moines Argo-
naut
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
She Doesn't Play for Hin Nov.

she Doesn't Play for Hin Nov.
~ am afraid you do not love music,
Mr.. Keenear," she said. ~ shc finished
. selection at the piano
''Oh. do" he said, eagerly.
81 thought you looked bored. shs
said
II may have looked bored" he an
swered. but love music for all that
Boston Globe.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
Hio Snec1Alty.

Tho Professcr-What branch of an
thropology would you prefer to take mp
6rst?
The New Student = Chicago
News Record
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

II cats could only hold their back-fence
carnivals In the daytime they wouldn't new
till late nights so-Rochester Democrat
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
C0uldn'e Affect Him.

Bright-She's q mau-hater.
Cholly-Aw-er-is that so? I'm
sorry to heah it. for was going to twy
TO make up to her. dontcherknow.
70. well, you're all right. The
fact that she's man-hater doesn't bar
YOU from her favor-N. Y. Herald.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

Mrs. Parvaynuh-rm most afraid 70
wear more than four diamond neck
laces to-onct, for fear It will make me
appear vulgar.
Mrs Hcighlife-Oh. you needn't b
afraid on. that scorc.-Chicago News
Record
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
On 4 Level.

On . Level
Dorothy Jagged three. TO her older
sister)-I'm rs tall rs you.
Marjorie-No. you're not Stand mp
and see. There. you only come to my
mouth
Dorothy-Well, don't care. I'm as
tall the other way; my feet 60 down a.
far as yours!-Demorest's Magazine.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
No lmltotio0.

StrsngercThat's very fine imita,
ton of an old colonial residence.
Proud Characterization! That's gen.
ulne. Come In ard I'll show yoa tina
rosches.-N. Y. Weekly.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

"How perfectly Hamshak plays The
lady.
He h oEcs" replied she.-Detrcit
free Press
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

HB-"Y you wcre not % tall I'd propose
short I could be."-Harper's Basar.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

"What's the matter with the bsby?"
asked lady Of . little girl. whose baby
brother she had understood to be oil
ing.
''Oh, 'nothin'. much" was the answer
"He'spnly hatchin' teeth."-Texas Sift
in1R
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

Som Of tho most Disappointed people in
tho judgment will be those who could have
had moro religion, but thought they had
enough.-Ram's Horn.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

No matter what people may cay 70 the con-
trary, constipation II easily and thoroughly
durable. H0stetter's Stomach Bitters gives
complete relief Usc il promptly, persist
emily. Avoid drastic purgstives. They
grippe, weaken, neccssitate increasing doses,
disorder the stomach. Not % the Bitters.
This thorough medicine II also . prevent
pepsia, rheumatism and kidney trouble.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

WHEN does man really steaii When he
robs house, or when he makes up his mind
that he Willt-Ram's Horn.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
He Didn't Win.

Willis - What makes you 30 blue.
Wallace?
Wallace-Why shouldn't I be blue3
A fellow offered one hundred dollars
for case Of catarrh he couldn't cure.
and let him try his hand On me.
"Well, what Of it?"
"Why, he cured me. confound it,
Brooklyn Life.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

'Brf, Herr Pimperi, what do you mean
Ey taking river bath 1t this temperaturei"
"Well, you see, / haven't used up ill my
season tickets. "-F1icgende Batter.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
JOLLY THOUGHTS.

A DIVORCE lawyer likes . domestic
broil done Acknowledgements Repub.
licon.
Tax Office boy who was taken on trial
was let 60 because he proved too much
Of one.-Puck.
MANY . man has been betrayed BY
o kiss after taking drink Of whisay.-
Binghamton Republican
MUDoE-"Thompson called mo IN
idiot" Yobsley-"You needn't mind
that Thompson always does exaR.
Reratc more or les&"-Indianapoas
The HAnD PARr.-PropEietor-''Dld
you let the lady know It was no trouble
to show your wares?' New Clerk
"Yes. sir. told her that selling them
was where tho rub came in."-Life.
81 KNOW my feet are 70 stand on" said
Q Grabbed individual IN . crowded cable car
you would Ike that privilege for myself
exclusively. WIN you please get down On
the 0oorr
LITTLE ToNxY-''What II that man cut
ting the trees for, pspar" Tommy's Pap
He 10 pruning them, my boy" Little
Tommy-"How soon will the prunes b
ripeF-Philadelphia Record.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
A Nice. nroad E:yeniae.

u NICE Ur0a0 Evc0109s
She-Did you have . pleasant evening
at the Tollivers?
He--Yca AS soon as I put my right
arm around Daisy's waist she put both
hers around mine. Then she screamed.
/ let go. but she hung on. Her father
came in and read the statutes referring
TO breach Of promise and-yes. had .
very nice timc.-N. Y. Herald.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

II 10 said that care killed the CT. One
cannot use too much care In dealing with
ones neighbor's feline favorita-Altop
Times.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

Farmer (emerging from shadow Of
hen housc)-Hold on, there. you old
rascal! ] saw you coming. an jest
thought you wouldn't be able TO 60 BY
that pullct-
'Rastus-Go BY dat pallet? No. sab
reckon not, sab! Use got some hu-
manity In me. sab. Yo' didn't s'pose
cud see . po' chicken roost out . frcez-
in night laik dis, did yo'?-Judge
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

VIZ suppose sailor comes to b ''tAr'
as the result Of the pitch OF his vessel
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

'Small always looks sour and out Of
sorts What's the matter with him?''
20. he can't stand prosperity"
Cant stand prosperity Why; he b
getting. getting Ill tho time and never
spends cent"
II mean he can't stand his neighbor'e
pruspeFity."-N. Y. Press
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

Cholly-I offered my services 70 Mr..
Tyson. but he widely declined
Fweddy-What did he say?
Cholly-Said he alwcady had ono
Observation-Disclosures News Rec
ord
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

NJ. Guzxlcton (going out)-You
needn't sit up for me tonight Maria
Mrs Guzzleton--No. suppose you
can do all the ''setting up" that Is need
ed yourself Alex e. Sweet
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
hare.

You Say that picture Il rare.
Which win be denied By noce
II By rare you mean TO declare
u - certainly not veil done.
-judeo
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
HAD Heard lt Before.

Had Heard Ie before.
He-How charming You look, dear,
In that dress! II becomes you ID
mirably.
She-Oh. yesi That's an old story.
When the season Is changing you al
ways discover how charming am in
NV old clothes.-Demorest's Magazine.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
The Other Fellow.

Small Boy-Hurry up. doctorl A fel-
low round the corner fred loose with
his fist and hit book agent IN awful
lick on the cheek.
Doctor-Where is the book agent?
ut amt the hook agent that wants
You. It's the fellow that hit him.
Life.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

PulI.AxrnRorrsr-"Wh do you not lot
whisky alonef' Hungry Higgins 81
wouldn't have no excuse for being poor II
Embellishments Journal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
rrae f.hil.nthreplst.

Mr.. Goodmann-You should tell our
doctor TO call on the washcrwoman'a
family.
Mrs. G.-Dear me! What's the matter
there?
"Influenxa, I think"
"Who told your"
mo one. but I notice that only two
Of my handkcrchiefs came back this
week."-N. Y. Weekly.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

ITO ERR II humsn.' and 70 stick 70 e =
more so.-Galveston Ncwn.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

ALUMINrUM buegies are now In the mar
ket They should lind special favor, % they
win be light even on the darkest night
Inter Ocean.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

SWELL" said the inpatient street-cer con-
ductor 70 the corpulent party trying %
catch tho car, ''come ahead or else 60 afoot. +"
-Lampcou.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

NRs. TcTfIE-"N hat made Nrs. Snapper
give that old man her seat in tho cart" 4rs.
Wiscacre-"Bccause hc said: Pardon me,
dreso."@lnter Ocean.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

''ToM," shc whispered, ''0uppose ! should
die" There's no suppose about Il" re-
sponded Tom, you've got to-some day.
Lie.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
CssseSsonable.

Trivvet-Dicer, wish you would
lend me twenty-five dollarA
Dicer-This il an unreasonable time
TO try TO borrow money.
Trivvet-IIow 50?
Dicer-The days are getting 50 short.
and time 4 money, you know.-Truth.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

Newly-Made Bride-Mamma says she
does not think We will ever quarrel a
she and papa do.
Groom-Never. dearest
Newly-Made Bride-No. she says you
viii be much easier 70 manage than
mana wa&-Harper's Bazaar.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

TOMMY PAW, Whist b special peov1.
deucel" Mr. Flight occurs when some
other fellow 10 the victim Of . misfoTtuno
that would otherwise have happooea q
acknowledgements Journal
MECH 10 Bs PnoCD Op-Buckton-'sHe b
very learned, you ssy. u he proud Of Ill be
knowsi" Nendick-'+Oh. NO; be d aa e.
nostic. and proud Of al that he dossn't
know."-Truth.
VI HAVE been occasionally troubled with
Coughs, and in each case havo used Bso9N's
ByoeeAtol zroeAes, which have never failed,
and must say they are oocood 70 none In
the world. 4. Aav, Cashtw, g. Rssl.
Alns.
QuR81 PARfY-''0ot any barometersl''
6a1eeman-'.N0! this b . book store. Ooa't
keep 'em." Excuse mel but notice in
the weather reports that The baromoeor =
sometimes stationary"
How M TnnoAI HuRTs! Why don't You
use Hale's Houey Of Horehound and Tart
Pixies ToothachS Drops Cure In one ninutA
THERE isn't . poor man IN The world who
would be willing 70 carry . millio1airo'o
load for the pay be gets.-Ram's Horn
BEEcuAM's Pills cost only 8 cents . bon.
They are proverbially known througho0o
the world 70 b "W0rth guinea box"
VnIrIxo church fair y Ike going into
the highways and buy ways.-Lowel Cour-
icr.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

Nrxxu-ssThat horrid Shah Of Persia has
four hundred wives, so the missionary said. !"
Namie-'.I suppose that makes him belong
apolis Journal
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

THERE isn't poor man IN The world who
load for the pay 6e gets.-ham's Horn.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

How M TnnoAI HrxTs! Why don't you
nee Hale's Houey Of Horehound and Tart
Pixies Toothach6 Drops Cure In one minutA
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
THE LAST BRICK.

Coogan (below)-Say, Murphy?
Murphy (above)-Phwat do yez wsntS
Coogan-Jist t'row down . bhrick till
Oi 6ll up me hod.-Judge.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

BEEcuAM's Pills cost only 8 cents box
the world 70 b worth guinea . boxh
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25
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UtAis q ONO, Crrr OF roaxpo
Lucas CoUxrr.
FRANK !. CREXEY makes oath that h n
= Co., doing business In the CITY Of sroledn
County AID State aforesaid and that said
nTm WAL pay the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DoI-
LAEs Tor each and every case Of Catarrh
Snat cAnnot De cured BY the use Of Halls
sworn 70 before me and subscribed in nv
presence. this 9th day Of December, An. lSX
SEAL A. ". GLEASON,
tS Not0sy Public.
hairs Caterrh euro 10 taken internally and
ects directly on the blood and mucous sur.
faces OF the system. Send for testimonisls.
!ree: J. CHENEY & Co.. Toledo, q.
"a Sold by Druggists, &c.
TIE best idea OF . Sabbath-day's journey
Is obtained when one tries to run through :
sunday newspapcr.-Lowell Courier
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

VnIfIxo . church fair y Ike going into
the highways and buy ways.-LoWell Cour-
icr.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

"This b carrying joke too far, re-
marked Os4ood. after he had visited sew
enteen newspaper Offices. at all of which
his joke had been declined-Des Moines
A11onaut-
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

HOODS Pillo do Eot purge. pain or gE1pA
but act promptly, easily and e6Rciently. &c.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-02-25

rs the owner of this dog liable for
theft? or is the owner of this crab liable
for assault and battery?'-Puck.