New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-04-19
you OF the times described by the great
dramatist ll Of Stratford. You don't want
to miss it.
Incidents Of Prominent People,

TO miss it.
Incidents Of Prominent People.
Charles A. Dana recently returned this
answer to a dinner invitation, writing it
on the back of the request: ssWhy, of
course"
Carl schurz, who was old enough to
be revolutionist in Germany in 1s48,
doesn't look much older than he did
when he was secretary of the interior un-
der President Hayes. H..
"Uncle Jerry" Rusk, secretary of agri-
culture, never misses game of baseball
that comes his way. He was one Of the
best players in Wisconsin in his day, and
isn't above mounting an umpire now if a
decision that he considers unfair is rem
dered. .~ e
Mrs. Leland Stanford possesses one of
the most remarkable collections of Jew
els in the world. 1t IS valued at$2 ,OOO.-
900, and in it are included set of pink
diamonds. one of blue, one of yellow, ,aad
one of white. Some of her jewels were
once owned by the Empress Eugene, land
she has Others which belonged to Queen
Isabella of Spain.
Judge R. R. Nelson, of the United
States district court of Minnesota, is the
only man on the district bench appoin-
ted before the civil war.
Gladstone has now reached a greater age
than any other prime minister who ever
remained in office. Lord Palmerston died
on the eve of his eighty-second birthday.
Thomas Jefferson once wrote: 81 never
appointed relative to Office, and that
merely because I never saw the case ia
which some one did not offer, or occur
better qualified"
George Jacob bSchweinfurth, Rockford's s
amber-haired claimant to divinity, has
decided to establish branch sheaven''
at Aspen, Colo. He will continue to
make Rockford his first heaven. Mrs.
Tuttle, his choicest angel, will be placed
in charge of the new branch.
A Chance to be Good .Natured.
The chance of lifetime isn'S to be
found at a church fair.-TroysPress s NY
"rve got tue drop on you," said the
ink bottle to the new carpet. Rochester
Chronicle. w.
When man persists in drinking like
a fish he shouldn't complain if he finds
his reputation growing scaly. - Buffalo
Courier.
Prosperous-looking Party-You ought
to be ashamed of yourself. You never
see ME loafng about the streets drunk.
Homeless Hawkins-No, jedge, but I
hain't got no place to go to like you
have.-Puck.
The Fat Woman-T'd like to 60 to the
fancy dress ball, but Pm so tremendous
ly large I can't think Of any character to
suit me. The Living Skeleton (tholght-
fully - I'm - why don't you go as
theater hat?-Elmira Gazette.
"Don't you think it possible to get a
pardon for this poor prisoner?' asked
the visitor. "Oh, no Ma'an1," said the
warden; s'the murder he committed was
not brutal enough to excite the sympathy
of the public" boston Commercial Bull
letin. '-~+,~ ...-
Anxious Wife-Doctor, how is nv
husband2 Doctor-He will come around
all right. Ihave here couple of opiates'
Anxious Wife when shall 1 give them
to him. Doctor-They are for you, ma
dam. Your husband needs rest.-Texas
Siftings. a.
One of the great problems of the day
is how to reach the inebriat. Order up
the drinks for all hands and the chances
are that you have reached him.-Detroi1
Free Press.
Jasper A well-balanced mind is a
grand thing to have. Jumpuppe-Y Yes,
but when man steps on banana peel
a we'll balanced body is what he yearns
for. New York Herald.
Host Ito visitor -Ah, what pity you
did not come little sooner; my wife has
only just cleared away the coffee. Little
Moritz Yes, and she nearly broke cup
4 II 9 her hurry. Deutsche Wespen.
Next to the man who makes a living
winding an eight-day clock the editor Of
the Congressional Record has about the
softest job in the country Washington
News.
Under the provisions Of bill that has
recently become law, all lots, tracts Of
land lane Or farms that have gone back to
tho ofo o&olf -