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Worthy of Regard.

re read the poets OF the cay
WIN all my main and might,
And for my faYcrite i choose
The one who does not write
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(She sings 10 her nest)

eve give up our freedom and fun, nothing
10th,
And It's love, and It's love, that moveth us
both"
., wis Grey in Springfield (Mass) Republican
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The Sweet Girl Graduate,

Chicago Newa
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horror of the job, Tim in time became
the autocrat OF our breakfast table.
and was allowed liberties that nobody
else enjoyed. Tim had two passions
strong and erduring-a love of whisky
and hatred of recruits; and when the
former was in evidence, the vigor and
looseness of his tongue revealed the
latter
Tins joys Were our sorrows: his DAYS
OF exaitation. our hours of fasting aud
tribulation: for when Mr. Naher de-
voted himself TO Bacchus, the economy
of the kitchen demanded the installa-
ton OF some experimental trooper, who
ruined orr digestions and tempers and
bankrnpted our company fund by
cuisine that WIS at once novel, mystic
rious and indigestible.
Jones Second and I were unlucky
enough 10 be detailed one day as cook S
police, duty hated and despised By
every man in the troop.
The cook S police were under the ar
oltrary rule OF the chef during their
tour OF duty, and had to carry water.
chop wood, wash dishes. wait on table.
sweep the mess room, go 10 the con-
tractor for fresh beef. transport meals
to the prisoners in the guarChouse. and
10 a hundred other things that the
fertile brain Of The naughty Tim might
suggest
When we reported 10 the coolzhouse
after guard mount, We found Tim in
the insipient stages OF a spree. He
was nlnglns things recklessly around
the kitchen, and had just baptized
H1ra''n Of codcing Navaioes at his win
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{ oNQuEsT or All
COOK.

t h e cook of
Company *"
and he gloried
in bis art and
the distinction
It gave him; for
the cook of u
cavalry troop is
not q person to
be lightly treat
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heed to his angry mutterings- When
Tim dropped his burden at retreat roll
call, and was hustled into his limbo,
he was stiff, sore and ugly, making the
place echo with the outpeurings of his
wrathful soul After he had secured,
for a dollar, one drink of whisky that a
sharp, commercial ''doughboy'' had
Struggled in to him, Tim lay down tore
feet upon his future and to canvass his
chances before the ceurt-martiol which
the charges preferred would inevi-
tably bring forth.
Meanwhile Jones Second was aston
ished and Disguised to find himself in
stalled as cook pro tenn: but he was
neither more astonished nor disguised
than the troopers who had to eat his
crude connections, and it added nothing
to the comfort and equanimity of Jones
Second to hear the loud and profane
comments made upon the awful messes
he served up.
In few days Private Timothy An
drew Maher was summoned into the
presence OF a garrison court martial
and solenniy charged with conduct
to the prejudice Of good order and mill
tary discipline"-a vague and omnibus
phrase, that covers every military
offense from pitch and toss to man
slaughter, and believed in the ranks Of
the army to be an ingenious device in-
tended to take in anything and every
thing that the articles of war had by
chance overlooked. But if the charge
was vague, the specifications were
models of brevity, directness and eS-
plicitness; and, though Tim pleaded
mot guilty" on general principles, the
evidence of Lieut.. Goosehawll and two
cooks police removed all doubts OF his
offending from the three bored gentle
men comprising the court.
A few days later at retreat roll call
Tim was marched from the guardhouse
to the center of the parade ground,
where the adjutant knocked the wind
out of him by reading the sentence Of
the court: ITO be confined in the post
guardhouse for thirty days and pay
fine to the United States Of ten dollars
from his pay as soldier" Tim heard
the thirty days unmoved, but the
blind" as fine is termed in army
parlance, made him groan.
He was marched back to the guard
house disguised. and when locked up
he turned his tongue loose on the folly
of soldering and the short-sightedness
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GWAN OUT AV dE6E ALTO6ETuER-
of government that permitted idiots
of the type of Lieut.. Goosehawk to
wear its uniform and command its SOL
diers.
For thirty days Tim chopped, sweated
and swore at the quartermaster's wood
pile, varying that occupation by un-
loading trains of quartermaster's sup
plies; and for thirty days his discon-
tented comrades in arms wrestled with
the horrors of evil cookery, and Jones
Second began to wear the look Of
hunted man and to whisper vaguely
that when the paymaster came there
would be one less man in the troop.
But at the end of that period white
winged peace settled on the troop.
Tim came out of the ''jug" with
callouses on his hands, pain in his
back and more correct estimate OF
himself-a subdued man, conquered
autocrat. a cook willing to confne his
energies to cooking, and revolutionary
in his utterances regarding the evil in
fuences of suffers stores on the army.
He returned to the cookhouse a new
man, and in his unusual urbanity and
toothsome dishes convinced US that the
recruit had conquered the cook.-Illus-
trated American.
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ed, even if his power and Importance
are not recognized officially on the
muster rolls of the paymaster.
Tim was small, bandy-legged, 10
quacious Celt. good soldier, if not a
pretty one. lie first took the oath of
allegiance to Uncle Sam in Pittsburgh,
Pa, during the stirring days of the re-
bellion, under circumstances that were
as amusing as they were fortunate for
Mr.. Maher.
After being turned away with scorn
from half dozen recruiting offices, by
reason of his size and shape. he was
eagerly snatched up by a patriotic citi-
zen who was hunting for substitute.
AS Tim told it hundred times:
''Whin l was beggin' thin to list me,
sure they wuddent luck at me; but.
substitute for an ould divil that was
afraid av his shbin. sure they took me
an ped me two hundred good dollars
wild pleasure, an gev me a bounty to
boot. 1t makes a dale av differ, me
buckle, whether they're chasin' fur
soiers or substitutes
When peace closed Tins military ca
reer he drifted to San Francisco, and
was for awhile one of the officials Of
the kitchen of the What Cheer house;
but his uncertain habits and love of
strong liquor turned him adrift.
When the Galloping Eighth was or
ganized on the slope, Tim came back
to the colors and stuck to them; and,
as he was not as ornamental as some
others and his genius lay in the kitchen
rather than in the saddle, he was
placed in full command of the company
cookhouse.
Tim was d rare good cook, as soldiers
cooks run, and, as everybody else had a
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A Canadian census bulletin just
issued shows that there are 1858, o55
married people in Canada, of whom
791.902 are females and 796, 153 males,
SO that more than 1000 wives are miss
ing. The census does not account for
them. Nearly every husband in On
tario has a wife in the country, the fig
ures being 353, 069 husbands and 352,-
79S wives. This discrepa ncy is still
smaller in Quebec prov ince, where
there are 244,472 husbands, and 244.-
639 wives. In Canada there are
129,015 widows and 62,777 widow
ers. In Ontario the number of wild
ows is G0.2S9, and in Quebec sc, 362,
or 1 in about every so of Quebec's
population, and in about every 35 of
Ontarios. Toronto returned %, $50
married men and 1888 married wom-
en-. There are 7.215 widows in Mon
treaL
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a ROYAL MoTHER-ln-LAw.

Woman Who Ho.ds the Peace Of Es-
rope IN Her Hands.
1t is the popular idea that in the
hands Of the car of Russia lies the
fate OF Europe. The situation is some
thing like this: One the one hand is
the triple alliance-GerInany, Austria.
Italy. On the other hand is unrestful
France, and. through its natural enmity
to Germany, Russia for an inviDcible
ally. Russia, with its legions of men,
machines, its cannon, its war ships, its
gold ready to be thrown against the
peace of Europe, is at the command
OF one mind. one will-thet of the car.
No other such potentate exists on
earth. Yet the popular idea, it seems,
is wrong. Not in the hands and at the
will of this powerful monarch lies the
peace Of Europe. It rests between the
gentle, frail palms of woman. the
ears mother-in-law. According to II.
de Blowitz, in an article on the situa-
ton IN Europe in McClure's Magazine,
bat for the queen of Denmark Europe
would be battle-ground. end the civil
lied world would resound with the
groans Of the wounded and the cries OF
the women ana children who ere be-
reft. The queen of Denmark loves the
young Emperor William. whom she of
fectionately calls my angel The
car loves the mother OF his wife. 1t
is her gentle diplomacy that brought
about the meeting of reconciliation be-
tween the two emperors at Kiel. 1t is
TO CRAFTY the kindly affection and not
to grieve the affect;onate heart OF a
woman in her declining years that
the two proud young tur1ey-cocks Of
emperors are iorbearing to Stay one
another's subjects and drench Europe
in blood Surely the power of affec-
ton and the influence of woman was
never shown in more interesting
manner. But what is best worth re-
marking is that the destiny of Europe
is in the keeping of moth er-iD-law.
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EETRCThED.

EETROThED.
Dear heart, what makes the sky 80 blue
The SUI so warm and kind.
Give every sound q mellow tone
Or hath my heart softer phone
Since I'm In love with you?
Around the sparrows used to swarm;
Their ciaIncr set me wild.
TITS queer, but now watch them fit
And fight and chirp and relish it,
Nor would the noisiest harm
The pavement swcepers send the dust
sitting in my face.
Tho ronptng urchins Of the street
Do race and tumble DER my feet,
Where once 1 might have curst
Ny Laundry and my tailor bills
Come easier than they did:
While candy, flowers and riding horse
1 charge to profit, not TO loss
They're suGSr-coated pills.
I let my seniors criticise.
Ny partner hare his say,
I turn away the word Of wrath
With smiles which shower cooling bath,
And temper tranQuilize.
AT home Il there be jobs to DO.
Too small for hired hand.
1t 5ecT1s the very simplest thing
To volunteer the tinl1ering
With hammer, nails and glue.
And when life disappontments dull
The world seems going wrong,
I seek your likeness IN frame
That guards with jealous care my claim,
And whisper Beautiful"
At once q voice comes out to me,
An arm entwines Dy neck
A fair soft cheek congresses mine,
4 peacc, which pen would faIn define,
PoCrs out its sympathy.
At once 1 am 9 conqueror,
The world lies al my feet,
And to the throne Of love is borne
A hope which only you adorn-
Ny precious koh-i-noOr.
And thus, dear heart the skies keep blue,
The sur shines WARN and kind,
And every sound Of mellow tone
hear comes from that jeweled throne
OF love-but love IS you.
Robert 2. Woodward, in Brooklyn Eagle.
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'ajl|Ij :s1gle
MARTYRS TO HEADACHES.
The Experience OF Mss Louise Lincoln
Tucker. a Boston Saleswoman.

The women who are martyrs TO SIGN
headaches are numbered by thousands, anu
among the victims none suffer more Than
the emrloyes in stores and shops, says TIT
Lynn Sunday News.
Their work is coufinlng, the hours arc
long. and the surroundings are often such
as to agsravate any tendency 10 heao-
aches.
The experience of one Of the best known
clerks in Chandler & Co.'S large store on
Writer street, Boston, Is worthy the at
tention Of all who are similarly situated.
Miss Louise Lincoln Tucker has been
EMPLOYED in this establishment for the
past TOUR years, and during that tiine, as
for years before, she has suffered WIKI
sick headaches to scch an extent MS 10
compel her many times to leave ner .hsi
ness and return 10 her home III west
Roxbury.
SO violent have these attacks been that
she has often been unable 10 Walk from
the store 10 the depot, ana has been cohi-
pc! led 10 call a carriage
ibis succession cf fortunes continued
until last March, when Miss Tucker AT
trniion WAS attracted by the story OF
another woman experiences, pupiisHeu
in Boston paper.
She Lad spent large amounts OF money
on physicians who had bren unable 10 re-
liev~ her sufferings. She decided To try
the merits OF the highly extoled Paine's
Gallery compoUEd .
She took il without the knowledge OF
her fruliy or friends.
But the change III her appearance soon
attracted the attention Of the mem Ders OF
aer family and her business associates,
and thoroughly convinced, she one day
told how PaInc'S celery compound bad
Erous hit for her the cure which physicians
had been unable TO accomplish.
For the first time III the years OF her en-
Rloymei;t she mad gone through an entire
mont, without Il r.'urn or the attacks,
and not only II relief hut an absolute
cure has been elfccteu by the compound.
So grateful is Miss Tucker for the cure
In her case, that she is willing 20 let all
who suffer a, she did, know Oh the Only
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maid2" Yes" she understands all
about such work?'' mo, I think not,
but she can't sing After the Ball. ~
Inter Ocean.
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Blank Books.

Blank Books of all kinds made to ORDER Bank City,
County and Commercial work specially. Sole
agents for Kansas, Oklahoma and the Indian Terri
tory for BTronson's Patent Automatic Level Joint
Binding. Endorsed by book keepers, bankers and
county officers Nothing made equal to it for
strength and fat opening: VIII open at any page
and lie perfectly fiat permitting writing both
pages easily it is the only book that will
open out perfectly fiat from the first page to the
last, thus enabling to write into the fold cas-
lily any partof the page. Send for circular.
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A Fool to Lend 1t.

Parker-How do you know he is .
fool?
Nevcrpay-I borrowed ten dollars
from him once.-Droohlyn Life.
PETOoThEn
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The Cps and Downs of Life.

81 shall never believe there has been
much romance in your life, Mr.. Bond y
"Well, there has. l proposed to an
heiress by mail. She accepted me by
telegram, which an error of transmits
sion made a refusal. ] went west.
When returned her father had failed
and she had married poor man. ! re-
covered the amount OF her dowry, with
interest. from the telegraph company,
but lost it all when she sued me for
breach of promise. Life.
Master John Uorncr, Jr.
In I. secluded corner Master Horner sought pro-
lection,
Devouring with avidity Christmastide con-
fiction:
In which with much dexterity his digit then in
sorting
He drew raisin forth and cried: "Great H.
sen, now GivortjcS!
However insignificant my physical dimensions,
In moral excellence am youth OF high pre-
tension!''
-Accordinc 20 Boston
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-03-22
XillIamsiou Items.

A Lodge of the I. o. G. T. was organ
lied here last Friday night with MEM
bership of thirty.
Mr.. J. /. Holiday has rented Mrs.
Thomas Crymes' lanyard and he pro.
poses to work it for all 1t is worth.
Mr.. ]. P. Gossett and family have re-
turned to Williamson. He is high
toned gentleman and worthy citizen.
Mr.. G. 81. Mahon has moved into his
new house over his store. He is hustler
and bound to succeed.
Mr.. Mat. Cooley is now making this
his home for short time.
It is reported that Mr.. ]. NJ. Lander,
who has been missionary in South
America for about four years, will return
this summer.
I learn that there has been about l 600
tons OF guano sold in this town this season.
The wedding bells are ringing in our
town, and some of our preachers may
look out for an invitation from some OF
the boys to tie the knot for them.
JETER H.
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BeltOn Items.

Col. L. A. Green, from Augusta, Ca,
is visiting his nephews, Messrs. j. I. and
Mr.. T. o. kirkpatrick, from near
Donalds, S. c., was in town Sunday.
Mr.. J. D. Campbell, the official Stono-
grapher Of the 7th Judicial Circuit, was
in town Saturday and Sunday.
Misses Corrie Poore and Mittie Trib-
Bile, two young ladies from Anderson, S.
c., were in town Sunday.
Mr.. B. G. Martin and two daughters, OF
Williamson, S. c., were at preaching
Sunday.
Mr.. J. H. Haynes and his son Robtert
from Greenville, S. c., are moving the
barn Of Mr.. R. A. Lewis. MIR. Lewis
intends to erect new residence where
the barn now stands.
Mrs. Z. Majors, living near this place,
is suffering considerably from stroke OF
paralysis.
Mrs. r. C. Poore is very i'll.
Rex, a little son Of Mr.. j. T. Rice, was
dangerously hurt at school Thursday,
by being struck with bat.
DR.. Chas. Manly preached two excel
lent Sci mons Sunday.
A match game Of base ball was played
here Saturday, between the Belton and
Honea Path teams, and although the
game was decided in favor of Bolton, it
was very unsatisfactory to both sides.
C.. F.
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ToWnVtlle Locals.

We are having some very cold weather
at the present time.
The girl friends of Mr.. W. T. Hayes,
formerly of this country, but who resides
now in Grayson County, Texas, have
made and presented him with u beautiful
quilt.
Mrs. Caroline Swilling, tilno ionored
lady living near this place, Is very sick.
We wish for her q speedy recovery.
Capt. II. R.. Vandiver, who has been
confined to his room six or eight months,
was able to attend church OIL Sunday last.
The many friends Of the Captain were
glad to meet him out again.
Rev. J. r. Earle preached an excellent
sermon on last Sunday. Subject: "Prac-
tical Religion"
Mr.. Bob. Price, of Andersonville, was
in town the other day sporting bran
new buggy. Look out, girls.
DR.. Eugene King and Mr.. Crayton
Dobbins gave us call Saturday evening.
Mr.. Whitner Moore, living on the
Oconee side, is very low with the fever.
We are sorry to note that Mr.. Furman
McLeskey is no better.
We notice that Mr.. Cleveland is not
going to appoint any Of his old officers,
more especially as regards the postoffice
uGpdI Glu0uts Laot AiShp1 6a'o 40 Oh "
showing, for we have been waiting long
time for our share Of the profits.
Mr.. S. r, Johnson, our esteemed towns
man, has been visiting friends up on the
Oconee side.
Mr.. Baylis Bagwell and wife, Of
Seneca, S. c., have been visiting their
daughter, Mrs. w. N. Bruce, living near
this place.
Mr.. G. w. Grant and bride, Of Seneca,
S. c., have been visiting their father, Mr..
P. A. Grant, living just on the Oconee
Mr.. w. w. Hunnicutt and wife, of
High Falls, S. c., paid their daughter,
Mrs. S. LORNA Y. Bruce, visit on last
Saturday and Sunday,
An old lady, once upen tlme, fell
dangerously i'll and thought that her time
on earth was drawing to a close, and she
sent for two lawyers who were deadly
enemies. One of the lawyers arrived a
few r,inutes before the other and rejoic-
ing over the prospect of a fat slice of the
lady's property, when the other lawyer
stepped in. The first lawyer, not relish
ing the presence of his enemy, imPa-
tiently asked the lady what she would
have. The lady asked the lawyers to
get on each side of her and when they had
Complied, she said: ~ have no business
with you. 1 only wanted to die like my
Savior, between two thieves
OLD RoSIN De Bow.
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Hollands Store Items.

Rev. ]. Ware Brown, of Hartwell, Ga,
preached at Shiloh the second Sabbath in
this month. His sermon was well deliv-
cred, thoughtful and timely throughout,
and We trust will be of lasting benefit to
all who heard it. Mr.. Browns visit was
highly appreciated, and we trust will be
repeated.
Miss Fleda Sullivan, who has been
spending week or 80 with relatives and
friends in and around the city, has re-
turned home.
We are sorry to chronicle the illness of
Mr.. Thos. J. Holland. He has been con-
fined to his room for week or two. We
learn that he is convalescent. We hope he
will continue to improve and will soon be
up.
Mr.. Jesse Sanders. whom we reported
seriously hurt by falling tree, is thought
fast as the circumstances Of his condition
will admit.
The farmers are doing first rate, consid-
ering the many encumbranoes. Gusno
will about all go In the ground this week.
A good deal of corn has been planted since
We last wrote you. Gardeners are stirring
around sowing seeds and making big
preparations for future welfare, regardless
of the chilly weather. News Of any i'm
portance is scarce, and as 1t Is p. M, we
will stop and wait for something to turn
up. BURKE.
Do you like to wear the latest style hats?
Do you like to trade where they have the
largest stock at right prices then go to
C. F. Jones & Co.'S. Clothing Store, their
hats take the lead in Anderson.
No man or boy can afford to buy suit
of clothes before going to G. F. Jones d
Co.'S Clothing Store. 1t is wonderful how
cheap they are selling clothing. Read
their advertisement.
60 to Anderson, then go to C. F. Jones
4 Co.'S. Clothing Store, get yourself and
the boys one of their cheap suits. You
will wonder how they can sell them 30
low.
Do you want shoes and slippers this
spring.. II 80, don't buy until you see
how cheap you can buy good shoes at G.
F. Jones & Co.'S.
G. +. Jones & Co.'S. Clothing Store have
beautiful line of Gents hand sewed shoes.
Go and seo their elegant spring styles.
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lola Dots.

Well, Mr.. Editor, four we' Is lave
elapsed since / gave you TN" ',a'"s from
this section.
We are having so,no fine weather now
and tho farmers are putting in good lim"
getting in their guano.
Mr. T. H. Taylor's little daughter, Mat
tie, came very near getting burned to death
on the .5th inst. caused by her clothing
catching fire. Her mother had steppo'i
out of the house for some purpose, when
she was attracted by the child's screams.
She ran to the house and quickly extin-
guished the flames by dashing bucket Of
water on her. She was attended by DR..
Duckworth. She is slowly recovering,
and We hope to see her up soon.
Some of the farmers are about through
putting in guano.
Miss Luana Norris has been very sick
with lever, but she is little better at this
writing. BLUE BIRD.
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Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint.

Is it not worth the small price of 75c. to
free yourself of every symptom Of these
distressing complaints; If you think 80,
call at our store and get bottle of Shiloh's
Vitalizer. Every bottle has printed guar.
antee on it, use accordingly, and if it does
you 10 good it will cost you nothing. Sold
by Hill Bros.
We have speedy and positive cure for
catarrh, diphtheria, canker mouth and
headache in Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. A
nasal injector free with each bottle. Use
1t if you desire health and sweet breath.
Prie SOC. Sold by Hill Bros.
Three rebuilt second hand Square
Pianos for sale at remarkably low figures
By the C. A. Reed Music House.