The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-06-01
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lis-- THAI Miss Trii voali male
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i,is ss.spspsr thar yen do. f@,ihsts
vhy he's spliliiE fsils
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io.tsss bss nyt q lsts.Ew cithsn Ia H.
He l'riumpharilyl o darling Mine is
eli eIpLsis
Ill 10 eosbitai Il blind nau css os'
sees tbs proptslic siis; be 10 no seer.
She Il .Loald ihiak blsyelasls soald
oil, up .issiski shsa they sre riding. Why
10 il they lesa 40 Tar forwsrdf He Be-
cause they are On pleasure bent
Mes vhgp never taks stand any where
else frequently have to take one In stree.
car,
What nonssbss II 10 10 Say rDsti 10
ineiinsd 10 be bald, When q man 10 be,
coming bald Il Is quite sgsinst bis incl
nstien.
Please ms'am, there's poor msu VI
the door With wooden legs. Why Bah
elite. uhs, can We 90 With voodeu legsi
Tell him We doat wsn. sby.
"A young msn With pushing qualities
esn always get something TO do, even II Il
10 nothing better than nsiaeeriDg lawn
mover.
lis Mns Trip Girl Of meins' Pbipps
Yes. but ~hs, an trying 10 discover
whether II 10 yes OF no she means.
-Tesohsr-I gave Jon three examples
In arithmetic. snd you have not done one
Of them. puril No; nv father told me
si~sys TO shun bad examples.
He Desh me DOM you know, Miss
sw@ tbrier. that when the electric cav
struck me IL hooked me sillyf She
Poor fellow, bow long ago ths. mus, have
happened.
--cobwieger: once saw large mel.
on sod Tor Two dollars. Uncle Rsstuss
IAi's nuthin, sab. | wuz sxed too doll
lars for un: Cobvigeer: You surely didi
mt sive III unc 10 Rastus; No sab.
vAA bruk an iak de tea days
AT apy r.ts, my dauahter Is marrying
. scholar. said the prond mother. didn't
know be wss 81 sducsted man. said the
neishbor. Oh, yes be Is. He's grad
nate OF the Kelley Institute.
-Regey Back bay = Miss de Mudd. are
you At oil interested in psychology Miss
de Mudd - Oh, yes, very much indeed
Hut know | should break my neck II
tried 10 ride one
-~Jinks When burglars were Ia your
house the Other night did Mrs Filkins look
under the bed for mAb2 Filkins Yes,
end found one too. Jinks Oos Of the
burglsnl Filklns No me-
Little Flo. being censnred BY her
mother for some small mischief she bad
been engaged in, sat thinking IT over for
some time, and finally said in . complaint
ing tone. Ey,ything / do is laid on me.
1t vouli be TO Chicago's interest to
chipin aud have New Yorks streets clean
ed. Why sof Visitors TO the Fair IRON
foreign countries Won. be able Ia gel 10
Chicago. They'll get stuck In TIE mud
10 New York. WV
They've rsked 10 pretty tough look.
ing lot this morning, haven't they2 said
the stranger 10 the reporter, 10 the POI ,
lice court. Yoa ere looking q. the wrong
lot. answered the reporter. Those arelnot
the prisoners; they srs the lawyers.
Author Well, What do you think Of
my ne~ drsm.' Friendly Crilic--splen
did, The villain 10 psrticn lar Is admirai
bly, portrayed, The very words he utters
are stolen.
-Wsl,on Il the fare improving 81
yonr boarding place sny' Burton oh,
J -; the butter II considerable stronger
than |. Wa last week. \
-E,hel-Did You enjoy the playing 8,
shs coucers ~ much - you sxpectedf
aslsn-oh, no, The pisnis. hair vas cut
real short n
LADY lis Mrs, Binks 81 homer Ser.
rant Nom. Lady Gan you tell me
when sle will be Il hsmef Servsnt-As
loon 1 she sets the psrlor busted, mum 4
IN shes most through nos.
-Wsrden We usually give prisoners v
10 same general lice OF work 10 do here o.
bal they had oussiie. Nov, what line =,
vsre you INF latter Torn-I made !
peei.liy oi-,r winding eight dsy
locks. W
Mrs kindIe- ] Presume yoa have
sihefs hard time Of H. Tramp -Yes,
rum. bat every cloud has silver lining,
aum. I'm not worried TO death by auto. "
rsph hun,eis mum.
600 Hrises--i have never told yeu about ar
be smart things my little boy does and nc
aga have II Cr.sgs-You never have OF
Iyis ss Then don't yon think Won can pr