The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-05-10
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

- There is q good outlook for grain in
the northwest.
"A 5OO,O0O acre Texas ranch now
pastures 100000 sheep.
-"I may not be renowned" said the
barber, ''yet sll of my clients take their
hats off off to me-"
In Norway the average length of
life is greater than in any other country
on the globe.
= The world is full of people who
want to do good but they are in no hurry
to commence.
- The woman who paints her cheeks
and the man who dyes his whiskers never
fool but one person.
= The first edition of the Bible for the
use of the Gilbert Islanders is now in
press. The translation fills 1853 pages.
= Wife: have just been to the dent
lists and had q tooth drawn. Husband
(heaving a sigh): Lucky tooth. 1t is
now beyond the reach Of your tongue.
"A Freuchman has figured it out
that when 1893 comes to an end the world
will have existed 9S1 1921, 200 minutes
since the beginning of the Christian era.
- Miss Martha Jordan, of Dallas,
Texas, is the Grst colored woman to pre-.
pare herself for practical dentistry. She
is attending the dental department of the
Denver University.
- There is horse in Florida that be-
comes wildly excited and unmanageable
whenever any one approaches him hav-
ing breath that smells Of whiskey. he
is not a Kentucky horse.
- The presidents mai! has now reach.
ed an average of eight hundred letters
day. It takes the entire time of five
clerks, besides Secretary Tburber him
self, to dispose it.
Queen Victoris's crown is worth
s1,2oO,Ooo. It costs in interest $4,000
for this headpiece which she never wears.
It comes high, but so far there seems to
be belief that they must have it.
-"In the case Of the word onion" in.
quired the teacher, "where does the
accent fall2" And the sad-eyed, thought.
full boy with the freckled face, said the
accent fell mostly on the nose.
- Mother Ito Johnny, just back from
a visit to his aunt's): What was your
auntie doings Johnny: Winding the
baby. "You should say tending, not
minding." "Huh You don't know that
baby"
- Benjamin Franklin died in 1880
and the validity of his will has only just
been established. What warning
against leaving ones good deeds to be
done by other people instead of doing
them ones self.
An Oregon girl, in applying for
government job, states that she is twenty
fear years old and weighs four hundred
and seyenty-two pounds. We hope she
will not be appointed. She undoubtedly
would fill any Office to which she might
be appointed, but she already holds a fat
position.
- Alice-"What do you think, Anna
Charley has proposed to me-" Anns-
Proposed to your he is not man of
his word. When I refused him last sum-
mer be promised me faithfully that he
would never impose himself upon any OF
my friends"
- Bessie b. Bedloe, Burlington, VT,
had disease of the scalp. causing her
hair to become very harsh and dry, and
to fall so freely that she scarcely dared to
comb it. Ayers Hair vigor gave her
healthy scalp, removed the dandruff, and
made the hair thick and glossy. q
-Apropos of the lawers pitching into :
experts on the witness stand in murder
trials, the case is recalled where the law
yer looking quizzically at the doctor who
was testifying and said: doctors some
times make mistakes, don't they 2" "The
same as lawyers" was the reply. "But
doctors mistakes are buried six feet un-
der ground" said the lawyer. "Yes,"
said the doctor, "and lawyers mistakes
sometimes swing six feet in thea air.
Boston Herald.
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- Bishop Key, of the Southern Meth
odlst Episcopal Church, who was recently
married at Sherman, Texas, to Mrs. L.
A. Kidd, president of the North Texas
Female College, the ceremony being per.
formed by Bishop Galloway, is little
over so years old and is said to be the
finest looking of the Southern Methodist
Bishops.
= One of the largest farms this side of
the Rocky Mountains, according to
recent bulletin of the West Virginia e1-
perimental station, is to be found on the
foothills of the Blue Ridge in Jefferson
County, of that State. In 1887 Becker
Brothers set out $4,000 peach trees, since
which time eight adjoining tracts have
been added, until the fruit farm comprises
2,4OO acres in one body. The planters
have not stopped with peaches alone,
but they have a large area in grapes,
ounces and cherries, besides American
and Japanese plums, apricots, japan
persimmons, nectarines, English walnuts,
Italian chestnuts, with paper shell al
monds.
- There is an old miller, "a years of
age, living nine miles from Versailles,