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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-06-22

THERE goes man who is as well posted
on strikes as any man ever saw" "Made
a study of the LABOR question, has hel' No
but he's been a baseball umpire for years. y
Inter Ocean
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-06-22

Miss Lighthead-''I wonder if this
Mr.. Walton who has just arrived viii
be pleasant addition To our society
Miss Deepthink-"No. no. he is a very
intelligent young man. Inter Ocean
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-06-22

No. dear reader. il is not supe; Sti-
ton that causes the boy at the END oi
the bowling alley to pick mp the pins
Puck.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-06-22
BY MUTUAL CONSENT.
Why Mr.. and Mrs Blummer Never
Married Again.

IcoPYRIGnTED. Is93 BY rHE AurHoRl
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-06-22

FATIGUE can hardly be regarded as an in
centive TO industry, but wheel can do very
little until its tired.-BiughamtO Leader.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-06-22

''DoN'T you wear golOshes, Mrs. Sprig
ginsl" 'sNo. Don't need TO. Ny eyesight's
as good as il ever was. ~ arper's Bazaar.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-06-22
LOOK Up

As rule, thoroughness IS desirable.
But many grocer has succeeded through
his half weigh methods ashingtOn Star.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-06-22

THE gas man may have his troubles, but
they are always light.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-06-22
81 over, finally arriving at an agree
ment.

Mrs. Hummer went away 10 a re
mote little resort amid the mountains.
where She could spend quiet summer
She stopped al picturesque old hotel,
where she was known aS a widow. as
it happened she affected black. And a
very gay little widow size made, for she
was determined 10 obtain utter forget
fulne>s in the pleasure To be extracted
from the passing moment
Aud 81 il came about that she made
the acquaintance of a perfectly lovely"
old doctor who took great interest in
her. lie was - very kind and attentive
that he seemed like father Ia her
Day after day Mn. Hummer and the
doctor were seen together. and IL was
not long bcSnre the other guests began
20 gossip mildly about them.
''She Is awfully lucky" declared one
gushing young thing. lie i really in
earnest, and he's 50 awfully rich, No
sensible girl would mind his age, for
he's awfully handsome. But its al
ways the widows who make the lucky
catches"
One dav the doctor and Mrs. Hummer
were alone in a coy little nook beside
ne mountain SLfNdtlis where Int.N udl0
come for the ostensible purpose Of fish
ing But their rods lay idly ON the
ground, and they were seated quite near
together On the soft moss.
Mrs. Hummer. said the doctor. Sc
curing one Of her hands. Il love you.
and want You u marry me. l am a
wealthy man. and I will do everything
IA my power a. make you happy"
Her tender brown eyes filled with
tears. and she tried 10 release her hand
doctor. cannot marry YOU"
''Nhv not2"
Il am married already"
Then she told him everything in a
frank way that made him feel that he
loved her all the more desperately.
When she had finished. he said
You do not love this man 10 whom
You are bOund?'
NO
"would YOU marry me If you were
free
81 think so
''Then you must obtain a legal sepa-
ration from him"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-06-22

APPRECIATION. The OlI4-"And co you
think MIR Writestuf is fond OF paetryf'
Tie Riyal-"Yes-his own. Truth.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-06-22

Three hundred miles away. Hummer
was enjoying himself at the seaShore
He met a very charming and beautiful
girl. and, by way of diversion, he
sought her society as much as possible
one day he came To the conclusion that
he was really and truly in love with
her.
Prom that moment Hummer grew
rapidly desperate. after the manner Of
any man who knows his affection Is
reciprOeated yet feels that the situation
is hopeless.
One night. as they sat on n huge
bowlder and watched the glory Of the
moonlight ON the ripping ocean. he
told her how much he loved her. and
heard her sweet voice confess mutual
attachment.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-06-22

WHEN two stockings are hung on a line
they become pair Of suspenders.-N. y
journal
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-06-22

Halls CATARRH CURE is liquid and i
taken internally, and acts directly upon th'
blood and mucous surfaces of the system
Send for testimonials, free. Sold by Drug
gists, 75c.
+. J. CHENEY G. Co., Proprs., Toledo, o.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25
A TideleSs Sea.

For practical purposes the Mediterra-
mean may be accepted as being what it is
popularity supposed to be, a tideless sea,
but it is not 50 in reality. In many places
there is a distinct rise and fall, though
this is more frequently due to winds and
currents than to lunar attraction.
At Venice there is rise of from one to
two feet in spring tides, according to the
prevalence Of winds up or down the Adri-
atic. In many straits and narrow arms of
The sea there is a periodical fux and re-
lux, but the only place where the tidal in
1uence, properly so called, is Enthusiastically
observed is in the Gulf of Cabes, where the
tide runs at the rate of two or three knots
an hour, and the rise and fall varies from
three to eight feet t.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25
A WONDERFUL MACHINE.

There is no doubt that man is fine
mechanism, but like every other machine
he wears out by friction. 1t is said that he
is born again every two or three years. His
body is virtually remade from food. To
retard this making over is radically wrong,
as man loses 50 much vitality in the de-
layed process that it takes long time to
recuperate. The process of making anew
is so accelef ated by purging with BRAN
DRETH's PILLS that new man, as it were,
may be made in two or three months, and
the change in the mechanism is such thai
the wOrn-out part is replaced by the new
without the usual running down of the en-
tire machine. You dom have to stop for
repairs. Purge away with BRAEDRETH's
PILLS the old, diseased and worn out body
They are purely vegetable, absolutely harm
less and safe to take at any time.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25
NATURES SUREST ALLY.

If nature did rot struggle against disease
even in weakly constitutions swift indeed would
be the course of malady TO its fatal termina.
uOn. While nature thus struggles let US, ], st
worse befall US, aid her efforts with judiciou'
medicinal help. Experience must be our guide
IN battles with disease, ana that clamp to our
feet" indicates Hos etter's stomach Bitters as q
safe, tried and thorough ally of nature. Ii the
bl cd be injected with bile, if the bowels and
stomach are inactive, if the kidneys fail to ex
pei Impurities of which they are the natural
outlet, course of the Bitters. is the surest reli
ance of the sufferer, one, moreover, that is sane
toned by professional Endorsement and use fol
nearly half century. No American or foIeigu
remedy has earned greater distinction as u rem
edy for and preventive Of chronic liver com
plant, malaria, constipation, kidney ana rheu'
matte trouble and debility.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25
New Jerseys Worlds Fair nuildlnC.

The New Jersey state building at the
Worlds fair will be OF interest to all visit
ing patriots rs it is modelled to a great ex-
tent on the Washington headquarters
building at Morristown, n J. 1t is not in-
tended for exhibition purposes, but rather
for a clubhouse and general meeting place
for Jerseymen. There are therefore large
and inviting piazzas in the front and rear,
and the main entrance opens into a large
general assembly hall two stories high,
with a circular balcony looking down from
the second story.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25

ONE quart -four, 1 tcaSpoonsaI
~ salt, half 4 tcaspoo0ful sugar
2heaping toaspooutuls Royal Baking
Powder, half mcdium-Si1el cold
boiled potato, and water. Silt to.
gethsr thoroughly hour salt, sugar
and baking powder rab in the
potato; add sufficient water to mis-
smoothly and rapidly iato a suH
batter, about as soft rs for pound
cake; about a pint OF water to "a
quart Of flour will be required -
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25
The only electric railroad in London
is underground.

The use Of Ely's Cream Balm, a sure cure
for catarrh and cold in head, is attended
with no pain, inconvenience or dread,
feel it my dirty to say few words in
regard to Ely's Cream Balm, and | do 50
entirely without solicitation. | have used
it half year, and have found it to be most
admirable. | have suffered from catarrh
Of the worst kind ever since | was little
boy, and never hoped for cure, but Cream
Balm seems to do even that. Many of my
acquaintances have used it with excellent
results.-Oscar Ostrum, 45 Warren avenue
Chicago, Ill.
Apply Balm into each nostril. 1t is
quickly absorbed. Gives relief at once
Price, 90 cents at druggists or by mail.
ELY BROTHERS,
56 Warren street, New York.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25
THE NEW JERSEY BUILDING.

This hail contains the postotlice, hat and
cloak counters, a very large open fireplace
and the main staircase leading to the upper
section: The design of Mr. Clifford, the
architect, was to make the structure typ
ical of the state, and such it is in its like
ness to its old colonial model, as well as in
its materials and finish. 1t is centrally
located, with Massachusetts, Connecticut,
Rhode Island and New York for it's nearest
neighbors.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25

Our readers will serve themselves by
noticing the remarkable offerings advertised
in another column by the Sherwood Hall
Nursery Co. of Menlo Park and San Fran
cisco, who are leaders on the coast in fur
nishing everything for the farm and garden.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25
An Irreverent Yankee.

A Yankee was being shown lamp by
an eastern priest, which the latter affirmed
had not been extinguished for five cen
5uries. He just gave vigorous puff and
remarked. swell, / guess it's out now
anyways."-London Tit-Bits.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25
STATE or ONO, CRY or TOLEDO, , -.

LUCAS COUNTY,
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he Is thf
senior partner OF the firm OF +. J CHENEY q
Co., doing business In the city Of Toledo, county
aud State nfore.ad, and that said firm will pay
,he sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case OF Catarrh that cannot BE- cured
by the use Of HALLS SArARRH G RE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
presence this 9th day of December, A. y. 1856
SEAL. A. w. GLEASON,
Notary PuJiic.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surface
Oi tn system. Send for testimonials free.
F. CHENEY q CO., TOedO, o.
G1T- Sold by druggists IS cents,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25

Braistreet's Mercantile Agency reports
twenty-one failures in the Pacific Coast
States and Territories for the past week,
ss compared with twelve for tie previous
week and fourteen for the corresponding
period of 1892.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25

Hiram-I thought that ii lay down in the
grass you couldn't find me-
City Cousin lwho had been hunting for
him)-l did fndit hard U distinguish you.
The grass is so green. brakes Magazine.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25
Intelligence Not Manted.

Attorney-What is your occupationl
Man summoned rs juror am employed in
an intelligence office
All the attorneys at ouce-Your hoaor, we
challenge this juror for cause. Chicago Trib.
npa
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25
" cannot sing the old Eongs,'
He said, as the chords viDrated:
And those who heard him wondered
Why he Disseminated.
RUPTURE AND PILES OUEED

We positively cure rupture, piles and all rec
tal diseases without pain or detention from busi
ness, No cure, no pay. Also all Private dig
eases. Address for pamphlet Drs. Porterfeld &
Losey, S3S Market street, San Francisco.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25

Mrs. Bleeker-Bridget, have you turne the
gas on in tue ParIor, as | told you? The New
Domestic JeWel-Yes, mum; can't yeZ smell it?
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25

Money talks" said Pdrvey New po pously
Very true was the reply; but it doesn't X
WAYS think before it speaks"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25

Tramp-Plegs mum. mall IA solemn vow
twenty Yeas ago t1at I'd neyCrdo oanOthcrs stroke
of wUrk till women was aid tn same wages as
men.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25

First Cit'zcn-HO IL 1t that SO many En- lsh
men fight shy Of home rule st conf Ctuzcn-l
ianCy because IL begins with the letter III
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25

you're not satisfied, they'll refund the
money? Why not do the same when
you buy medicine?
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
Is sold on that plan. It's the only blood
purifier so certain and effective that it
can be guaranteed to benefit or cure, in
every case, or you have your money
back.
It's not like the ordinary spring medi-
cines or sarsaparillas. All the year round,
it cleanses, builds up, and invigorates the
system. If you're bilious, rundown, or
dyspeptic, or have any blood-taint moth
ing can equal it as remedy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25

Coughs, colds and sore throat quickly re-
lieved by "Br0wn'S Bronchial Tr0ches.' 2:
cents box.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25
The New Bread.

= OVAL untermented bread, made without
~ yeast avoiding the decomposition produced
in the flour by yeast or other baking powder
peptc, paatable and most healthlul; may he
eaten warm and fresh without discomfort which
is not true of bread made in any other way.
Can be made only with Royal Baking Powder
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-03-25
TBY GrRNxA for breakfast.

Use Enameline Stove Polish; no dust no smell
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1893-05-27
Death of DIR. DunOJt.

Doctor Thomas j. Dunott prominent
physician of Harrisburg, Pa, died sud
denly in Philadelphia oil Friday last
while attending a patient in that city
whom he had been called from his home
in Harrisburg to attend. DIR. Dunott
was the son of the late DR.. Justus
Duuott, who recently died on his farm
near this town. He was born in Phila.
delphia and removed to this county with
bis fathers family in 1857 and engaged
in farming. He subsequently removed
to Frederick, Maryland, where ne en-
gagged with his father in the practice OF
his profession, removing afterwards to
Harrisburg, Pa, where he soon acquired
large and lucrative practice. His pro,
ficiency as physician was recognised
very early at Harrisburg by his appoint.
ment upon the hospital staE of that city,
in addition to which he soon acquired a
large general practice, his personal
acquaintance being very extensive.
While located at Frederick, Md, DIR.
Dunott married a daughter OF the late
DR.. Z.charias, q prominent clergyman of
that city, who with a daughter and two
sons survive him. His father DR.. Justus
Dunott was twice married, DIR. Thomas
J. Dunott being one of the two children
by his first wife, his step mother Mrs. E.
b. Dunott now being resident of this
town. DR.. Dunott was a gentleman of
scholarly attalnments and high profess
ional requirement. In his personal
his rank as physician comma nding
universal respect.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1893-05-27
A Horse That Knows English

Most of our readers have heard of and
possibly many of them have witnessed
an exhibition known as Bartholomew s
Equine Paradox, in which trained horses
not only exhibit wonderful instinct,
but perform feats apparently inseperable
from the possession of positive reasoning
powers. They are wonderful horses,
and the things they do are surprising
But without exaggeration, Mr.. B. 3.
Dunbar the Elkton liyeryman has an
old black horse that he uses to the rail-
road station hack, that equals any of
them in instructive intelligence. For
instance on Wednesday last the old
horse dropped shoe on returning from
the II 30 p. m. train. When embarrassed
in the yard of the Howard House Mr..
Dunbar said to him pointing up North
street, there go up 20 the shop and get
a shoe ON The old black understood
him as distinctly as il a human being,
for he walked straight out of the yard
and directly up North street to Mr.
Dunbar's blacksmith shop, several
persons following him to see if he did as
he was told. The horse of course had
been at the same shop often to be shod,
but if ne doesn't understand the English
language when he hears it spoken, why
does he do what he is told to do?
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1893-05-27
Good Music in ElktOn.

Ga Saturday evening the Principle
Cornet Band rendered al excellent con-
cert at the Howard House, and which
was enjoyed by several hundred people
who gathered principally on the court
house yard, while the side walks were
crowded. The band numbered twenty
eight pieces the members being neatly
uniformed and supplied with superior
instruments, and the general character
of the music was decidedly attractive and
well rendered. The leader is Mr.. Blair
Hopkins, who is one OF tn ose energetic
a9d determined bandsmen who has
cleverly shown that it is possible to form
a good band from men who until their
recent organization had no knowledge of
muse. This organization is in flourish
ing condition, and its efforts are appreci-
ated and materially aided by the residents
of Principle and that vicinity. A new
hall was dedicated by them recently, and
their uniforms, instruments and prop
erty worth over 81, 100 are free OF
all Indebtedness, beyond which sur
plus of several hundred dollars remain
in the treasury. Numerous engagements
have been filed in Baltimore and through
out the county, the band on Inaugural
| ton day escorting the Bushwick Demo
. cratic Club, of Brooklyn, N. y, in the
T., parade at Washington.
4 The following is the full roster O.
! officers and members. President, E
Whitaker; Vice President, J. Trafford
Secretary, Wilmer Jackson; Treasurer
Wallace Dill; Teacher and Leader, Blai
Hopkins; bassos, J. jackson and ]. Rut
ter; tenors, II. Austen and James Rutter
barytone, S. Hopkins; slide trombones
E. White and W, Lyttle; altos, D. Jack
son and c, Westland; solo alto, E
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1893-05-27
Weather Crop Bulletin No. Z.
For the week ending Monday May u
WEATUER

First part OF week cold, but last two
days warm and OF great benefit to all
growing crops. Reports of frost in
North and West on l9sh and Goth, but
without material damage resulting.
Precipitation, generally, below average
for the season of the year. Warm
weather with plenty of sunshine needed
in all sections.
Port Deposit, Cecil County.-During
past week vegetation made a rapid
stride. Corn coming up nicely. Pasture
fields seem somewhat backward, yet.
If anything wheat is little too for
ward. l.. MOVES, JR.
Rising tSun-C0rn is coming up very
well. We had frost on two mornings
this week, but little damage resulted,
The weather now is very favorable fer
all crops. w. 7. 3. Robertson.
Sinqer!y. - The weathe: during the
past week was quite favorable for farm
ing, JAS. NJ. NAUDAIN.
Chesapeake Ciy.-Corn coming up
nicely. Wheat is shooting into head, and
oats are looking we'll. Farm and garden
crops show the benefit of the good
weather during the past week.
JOHN W. HARRIoTr.
C0lora.-A well distributed rain on
morning. of 10th saved early planted corn
ana brought it up, and warm days since
have given it good color. However,
owing to the late spring, much corn is
not yet planted. ELwooD BALDERsToN.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1893-05-27
Port Deposit Items.
PORT DEPOSIT, May %, 1898.

PORT DEPOSIT, May 20, 1880.
Casper Morhlein is having his dwelling
painted.
E p. Brickley had new floor put in his
porch in front of his store.
At Abrahams Hall, Netelli's Wonders
and carnival of novelties has been holding
forth since Tuesday night.
John T. Lyon son the late John Lyon
died Tuesday and was buried at the Catholic
cemetary today, Thursday.
Hon. j. Tome is having the dwellings
occupied by James Hopkins, Dr. IL. w.
Hopes and NJ. Ackers painted.
The Cleaners Society of the Tome Mem
orial Methodist Episcopal Church cleared
nearly one hundred dollars By the Dairy
Maids entertainment given last week.
George NJ. Anderson has rented the store
room adjoining j. II. Strout's meat and
vegetable store, AMI is having shelving and
counters put in it and will start a first
class drug store.
The Daisy Lawn Tennis Club has reor
gauized for the season and played theiI
first game Tuesday afternoon and no doubt
are now ready to receive challenges from
| clubs of equal abilities.
The Pawnee Indian Company has had q
stand built and number of tents pitched
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1893-05-27

ON Davis wharf, they nightly give al
exhibition. and sell their medicines 'na
are said will cure many of the Ills Vi 'D''
life.
James X. Kelley and VIM. j. Atkihson
| have rented the Mt. Ararat anu ii"Pf'
Valley Park, and will open it June o.n "
the public. This is one of the NEST ueiis" Nv
| full pleasure resorts in Maryland anu We
hope the lessees will obtain large piop',
| ton of the pleasure seekers OF Uni' a."
adjoining States.
The Port Deposit Store Company, Aua"
Peoples, manager, has received several Cd,
| loads of goods which are being marReo "ho
placed on the shelving for sale. lho
general appearance of the stock shows goou
judgment in making purchases, ana Iho
prices indicate everything will be sofa at
reasonables rates.
The Ramsey refined comedy company
will give two entertainments, Mohuay
and Tuesday, June 9Th and 0th' III
the town hall. Two hours of mirtb'
mystery and music is promised and lroh
the reputation of those taking part III the
performance aud the low charge for seats
the house should be well filled. The pro
ceeds are for the benefit of St. james EpiS
copal Sunday School. During the entertain
ment in the Christmas holidays, the floor oil
the school room gave way and the houd
caused further damages and the funds
raised will be used to repair these losses
The adjourned special meeting of the New
Castle PresbyterY met Wednesday night IN
the Presbyterian Church, Rev. S. a. Gay
ley, Moderator, who opened the meeting
with prayer. Rev. George Coulson was
elected Secretary. Prof. E. d. Shaw and
Rev. II. w. Ewing by vote were elected
corresponding memb ers. The announce
ment of Rev. j. I. NJ. Kuox's call to the
church was made. Rev. George Coulson
read hymn, Rev. John McELmoyle
passage of Scripture, and Rev. III. w.
Ewing offered prayer. Prof. Shaw preached
the sermon, DIR. Gayley asked the constitu-
tional questions and Mr.. Knox was 0rdain-
ed and installed as pastor. Rev. John
McElmoyle charged the pastor and Rev.
S. Beattie Wylie the people. The church
was handsomely decorated by palms, ferns,
potted and cut flowers and was filled with
large congregation. At the close of the
services DR.. Gayley invited those present
to come and shake hands with the pastor,
which many did.