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COVER FOR RADIATOR.
Unsishtly Pipes May Be Fixed to Rep

Unsightly Pipes May Be Fixed to Repre-.
sent Bookcase.
The unattractive cherries steam
radiator is not a thing of beauty even
in cold weather when we depend upon
it for warmth and comfort, and how
much less is it an ornament when there
is no use for it. There ought to be a
fortune for the inventor of an orna
mental fixture that will give out heat
and not look like part of some engine
room brought within by mistake. i
Tasty housekeepers have resorted te
all sorts of devices to hide the ugly
thing. Tapestries and curtaininga
and pieces Of embroideries are
carelessly thrown. over. the iror
monster, and even statuary has been
placed upon its top, with drapery be.
meath by way of disguise, but neve,
does it quite deceive. The latest and
best deception practiced by genius in
home decoration is the placing over the
pipes of a frame of wood, with a cur.
tain of thin silk suspended along the
top piece, giving the effect of a set OF
book shelves Three boards form the
frame, which is just the height. of the
radiator. They may be stained OF
ebonized. The whole is adjusta BILE, Sc
that in cleaning time it.may5be moved
away. A brass rod holds tie curtain.
which is better to be parted in the
middle for the freer passage of heat.
One Of these frames shows lattice work
let in at the Sides which is an improve.
ment also for passing of heat. Bric-a,
brac and pretty curtains help to de,
ceive, and, at least, hide. the homely
6xture.-N. Y. Post.
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DOMESTIC CONCERNS.

Z = aT.ss Z = ?
- little kerosene oil in the water
With which you clean your windows
makes make them take much higher polish
and makes much easier work of that
bane OF housekeeper's life, window
= -:Leaky Wash Boilers. ~ a lealSy
wash boiler may be used for months.
Before putting water into it, dry wheat
flour should be carefully smoothed
down inside over the leak and some
water dashed on this. Not a drop Of
water will penetrate the -four.
Pork Pie: Make raised crust of one
pound of flour, fourth pound of
butter, one-half. cupful of hot milk,
scattering one-fourth pound of bits of
butter Or lard over paste inrolling out.
Line snail dish-or small dishes
pinchirg a fold around the bottom.
Fill with little pieces of seasoned
pork and cover with gashed paste,
rubbing crust with egg, and bake
Good Housekeeping.
Apple Ginger: Two pounds of hard
apples. two pounds of loaf sugar and
one and one-half pints of water, one
half ounce Of tincture Of ginger.
Bon sugar and water till it's forms a
rich sirnp, adding ginger when it boils
up. Pare, core and cut apples into
pieces, dip them in cold water to pre-
serve color, and boil IN the sirup till
transparent. Be careful not to let
break. Put the pieces of apples into
jars, pouring the sirup, over them, and
carefully exclude the air by covering
well. II kept in dry place it will re.
main good some me.--Detroit Free
Press.
FRIED Liver and Bacon: Calves liver
is much more tender and delicate than
beef's liver. and hence is higher priced,
but will be found enough better to pay
Tor difference IN price. Fry ,frst a few
slices OF bacon and take them up to
prevent their crisping while the liver
is being cooked, Prepare the liver by
rolling it in -four after seasoning with
salt and pepper; then, while the fat is
very hot, lay it in the pan and cook
quickly but unot SO as to scorch or
harden it. When crisp and, nicely
Drowned on both side take up, arrange
the slices OF bacon around it, thicken
the gravy and pour it over the liver
and bacon. Orange Judd Farmer.
1s-Blanc-Mange: Make a cake with
one cupful of sugar, one of milk, one
well beaten egg, a pinch of salt, two
teaspoonfuls. baking powder and two
I cupfuls of flour. Beat this cake well
and pour it in a square low tin to bake.
To make the custard, heat four cupfuls
OF milk in a, rice boiler or pail set in
kettle OF water; before it boils pour
one cupful Of it on three eggs beaten
with one cupful of sugar and three
teaspoonfuls of corn starch; then pou1
all together and cook until it thickens.
Flavor with vanilla. When this is to
be served the cake is cut into small
squares, one Of which is put on saucer
or individual pudding dish. A spoon.
8ful OF nice jelly is put on each square
OF cake, then the custard is poured
around it.-Prairie Farmer
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Standing Up for His Rights.

.sAre you the editor that takes in,the
society items?'' inquired the caller, an
understood man, with timid, appeal-
ing look on his face. -
Eyes, si,,,n'' replied the young man at
the desk. = can take in any kind. Of
items. What have you?" M
.:.Why, it's this way said the caller,
lowering his voice My wife gave a
swell party last night, and I'm willing
to pay to have this write.up Of the at.
fair put in your paper. ~ '.8's5s51 .4i.'s'sas
I'VE don't charge any thing for pub
fishing society items" observed the
young man at the desk, taking the
proffered manuscript and looking It
over .ss5 III IS
That's all right, .: was the reply:
.'You don't understand I wrote this
up myself, and / put in q line or two
that says: Mr.. Halfstick assisted his
distinguished wife in. receiving the
guests That's the way I wantsit to
20 in, and Z don't care if lit3costssa dol
lar a line. IL want my friends to know,
by George, that i still belong to the
family" Chicago Tribune
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BOOKS AND AUTHORS.

WALTER BEsANT has hurried of to
Vermont to join Rudyard Kipling, and
they will do the worlds fair together.
JOSEPH Nicola, Penobscot Indian,
has written one hundred and seven
ty-fve page book telling of the doings
of his tribe from way back up to the
present year.
GEN. LEW WALLAcE's novel, "The
Prince Of India, is nearly ready for pub
LEGATION. The catastrophe Of the book
is the assault and sack of Constantine
pie In 1883, and the entry Of Mohammed
II. into sancta Sophia.
4 MRS. STANDARD, the writer, who il
best known by the name of John
Strange Winter, says she knows Of one
happy marriage that was the result of
q proposal made on the fourth day
after the couple met 1t is her own.
MRS. GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS has
used the money received from the edi-
ton of ''Prue and I, published by the
Harper Brothers last Christmas, as a
fund for free scholarship in the
Staten Island academy, in memory OF
her husband
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WHAT Is THE OLD RELIABLE.

WHAT Is The hELlAb LES
1t is tho oldest and most reliable railway
in operation between the Twin Cities (St.
CHICAGO, M1LwAUIrE s ST. Paul.
Its train service is more frequent than
that of any other line and uneQualed in
point of excellence, comfort, speed and
safety.
It runs FIVE complete and handsomely
equipped passenger trains from the Twin
Cities to Chicago each day-FOUh of which
pass through Winona, La Crosse. Portage,
WatertoWn and Milwaukee the other pass
ing through Austin, Dubuque and Savanna.
It is the only road running trains lighted
by electricity and has the exclusive use Of
the famous electric reading lamp in each
berth. All trains thoroughly heated by
steam, doing away with the old time car
stove,
It runs the latest library buffet smoking
cars, the latest private compartment cars,
elegant drawing room sleeping cars, and
free reclining chair cars on night trains,
and parlor drawing room chair cars on day
trains. Dining cars, (the finest in the west}
are attached to each train, serving first
class meals at convenient hours.
Everybody has heard of the renowned
vestibuled, electric lighted, steam heahed
IL ted Of sTHE MILWAUKEE This is the
most thoroughly and luxuriantly equipped
train running between the Twin Cities and
apols Z 80 and st Paul $40 every evening;
arrives Chicago $3.50 following morning.
The enormous traffic constantly carried
over this road between Chicago and the
Northwest has necessitated and resulted in
one of the most solid and substantial road
beds in It this country, Which, together with it,
unrivalled passenger train equipment and
service, insures to its patrons the highest
degree of safety and ease.
Now is the time to visit the Worlds Fair
the grandest opportunity the American peo-
pie ever have had of seeing. the world in
''THE MILWAUKEE" and thus secure the best
possible service, and unsurpassed accom-
modations-the very best to be obtained for
your money. J. T.. CONLEY,
Asst Gent Pass. Ag't, st. Paul, MINI.
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Ironing DaM

Iron the starched clothes first, then
the bulky articles. The hand will be.
come tired in time, and if the light
pieces were taken first, there would be
no strength or spirit left to attack the
iress. The secret of rapid and successful
ironing is to have the clothes thoroughly
dampened and the irons very hot. The
dampness prevents scorching, and with
the hot iron one can make every pass
tell and do away with that muscle.
wearying and misunderstanding rub,
rub, rub, which is necessary to pro.
duce even an unsatisfactory result with
dry clothes and chilled irons Good
Hha1th
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Syrup

I must say word as to the eff
fcacy of German Syrup. I have
used it in my family for Bronchitis,
the result of Colds, with most ex-
cellent success. / have taken it my
self for Throat Troubles, and have
derived good results therefrom. I
therefore recommend it to my neigh
bors as an excellent remedy in such
cases. James T. Durette, Earlys-
vile, Va. Beware of dealers who
offer you something just as good. =
Always insist on having Boschee's
German Syrup. q
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npEAR MEl"

Lieut.. King Tells Of the First Time He
Heard tho Expression. 81
Dear mel has become popular in
New York AZ retort unexpected,
have discovered" said Lieut.. Oscar
King at the Lotos club several nights
ago, "and / remember. the first time
ever heard the expression used in that
way. Since have been in New York
] have heard Wall street men say Dear
me- when they had lost heavily. They
had said it SO that it sounded like Dear
all me- To appreciate the humor Of
this expression one should hear it.
sprung in that way on unexpected oc-
casions. For instance, man gets q
knock-down blow, no matter of what
kind, and he hobs up serenely and says
hippantly, Dear ah mel It seems to
have taken the place of the expression
I'm bored stiff. .
st was in Cheyenne several years
ago that first heard this expression.
used in an unexpected way. / was sta
toned near there at the time and the
cowboy bronco races were on. II you
have ever seen any of these races, you
know the motley kind of a crowd that
gathers for them. Cowboys of all
descriptions and various degrees of
badness were there with their broncos
and their guns. They We're out for
sport and they were loaded with dust.
The most noticeable man in the crowd,
however, was an Englishman mounted
on well-groomsd thoroughbred. His
horse was high stopper and he looked
very large by. contrast with the bron-
cos. The Englishman rode with short
stirrups and that attracted attention.
Moreover, he wore pair of white
bags and patent leather boots, with a
polish in which you could see your face.
Such an outfit had never been seen In
that part of the country. He eclipsed
the cow boys as q show and they didn't
like it. No one watched their races
Every one conferred his attention on
the gorgeous Englishman. That meant
trouble for him. 9ss
"Bronc6 Pete who was willing to adj
NIT that he was bad man, always
ready for a fight followed the English
man around, and just in front Of the
grand stand he rode past him with 4
rush and fred his revolver close to the
thoroughbred's ear. The horse did a
skirt dance, kicked up cloud Of dust
and then bolted. His rider was missing.
When the dust settled there was the
dappor Englishman stretched out on
the ground. Would he shoot? Bronco
Pete was waiting to. get tho drop on
him if he made q demonstration in that
direction. It was critical moment
from a Cheyenne point'of view. The
Englishman arose to his feet slowly,
looked at his horse running wild and
then at his dusty boots He pulled out
his handkerchief and fecked the dust
from his patent feathers. Then he
looked at the grand stand and said:
Dear, ali me- There was whoop that
nearly raised tho roof, and since then
Dear, ali me- has become a standard
expression in Cheyenne for the unex-
$pected."-N. Y. Sun.
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The Last Chance.

It is said that opportunity opens door to
fortune for every man, at least once in his
lifetime. The pity of it Is, that in many
cases the poor1mortal cannot see the chance,
though it is his last. It is, therefore, all
the more important that chance should
it is the last opportunity we shall ever
have: Now, next week is the last week of
the Worlds Fair-and your last chance to
see it. Do you think there will be another
such exhibition in this country in your
lifetime? Not probable; hardly possible.
Do you think it will not pay you to go? A
gentleman who is "globe-trotter said to
the writer: III you were to travel for
three years around the world, and spend
$4,000, -ou would not see what is to be
seen at the Worlds Falr.'' Pack your grip
at once take mother and the children with
you, go to the Office of your home ticket
agent, tell him that you are going to the
Worlds Fair and that you want tickets for
yourself and family over the Burlington. II
he has no such tickets, or if you want fur
Their information, write to w. J. c. Kenyon.
Gen. Pass. Agent, st. Paul, MINI.
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Sweet Peas for the Winter.

3 To secure a supply of sweet peas
next winter, I'LL a window box nearly
full of light soil that is free from
worms, as these often destroy the
roots. The last of August put in the
seed planting them four inches deep.
They will not come up as quickly as
those sown just below the surface, but
the plants will be more thrifty. When
they are three inches high provide
them with wire netting to run upon,
and your labors will soon be rewarded
with the pink and white blossoms.
Detroit Free Press. 7.
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WIT AND WISDOM.

"We shall CO." said speaker, at
tempting to quote 8 Hamlet" ''to that
land whence no travellers bones ever
return"
Every evil to which we do not sue
cumb is a benefactor. We gain
the strength of the temptation we re-
sist--Emerson.
There's one thing can be said of
Benson, he's always the same-never
any change" NO; always calls on
one for FIVE; never anything less. -
Inter Ocean.
Miss Simpson tainted when she
received a message just now" "Some
bad news, was it?" 'No; she saw the
messenger boy running, and the shock
was too great. Inter Ocean.
Brown Ito Black, who is preparing
for continental trip)-How do you get
on with your language, old fellow!
Black-Capital. Why, I've got SO now
can think in French! Brown-Well,
that's a blessing, for it's more than you
could ever do in English.
"A glance, not blow; look of di-
recting love that at once heartens the
duty, and tells duty. We must be very
near him to catch that look-and very
much in sympathy with him to under
stand it-but when we do we must be
swift to obey.-A. Maclaren.
Relative Importance.-Mr. Skidds
1t may seem to you an odd time to
ask the question, but before we start
to the theater want to know if you.
will marry me, Della Delia-I, too,
have question to ask "Ask it. y SIS
my hat on straight7' eyes. Will you
marry me?" "Yes"-N. Y. Sun
Papa" said the editors little boy,
who had been studying his Latin, let's
hear you decline caput. !" Il can't, my
son." returned the editor. tive for
gotten how. /" And then the poet, who
had overheard, sent the EDITOR poem
entitled ''caput," but the editor braced
up and declined it in moment.-Har-
per's Bazaar.
This is queer town this Boston,"
said an old country gentleman, who
arrived from remote rural district,
for visit to a friend in Roxbury. Il
had to pay twenty-five cents down for
little dish of white ice-cream; and
then i rode miles and miles on one of
the new-fangled cars for FIVE cents I
gave the man fifty. cents, and !
shouldn't have thought anything of it
if I'd got back no change at all, It was
worth fifty cents just to hitch up to go
so far. Only five cents for all that ride,
and twenty-five cents for two spoonfuls
of white ice-cream. Queer town, this!"
Boston Transcript.
"A just and reasonable modesty does
not only recommend eloquence, but sets
OFF every great talent which a man can
be possessed Of. 1t heightens all the
virtues it accompanies; like the shades
in aintings,si it raises and rounds every
figure and makes the colors more beau
tiful, though not SO glaring as they
would. be without it. Modesty is not
only an ornament, but also q guard to
virtue. 1t is kind Of q quick and del
icate feeling in the soul. which
makes her shrink and withdraw herself
from every thing that has. danger in it.
1t is. such an exquisite sensibility as
warns her. to shnn, the hrst appearance
Of everything which. is hurtful.
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Family Tourist Cars to Puget Sound.

Upholstered tourist cars in charge of a
porter and equipped With bedding cooking king
part of the GREAT NORTHERN Rail-
WAY through train between the Twin
Cities and Seattle. For the present tourist
cars leave St. Paul Tuesdays, Thursdays
and Sundays at 7:45 p m., Minneapolis S:l5
p. M; So 50 for double berth to Spokane; IS
to- Seattle.
Daily service will begin shortly, in con-
nection with the present splendid service
for all classes of travel.
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Fortify Weak Nerves.

This can easily be done. First, use the
finest nervine and tonic in existence, Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters. Next, give up opiates
ach, and soon cease to have an effect, except
in dangerously large doses. Dyspepsia is the
parent to insomnia and nerve weakness.
The Bitters remedies indigestion and the
two symptoms named It also cures ma
larlal, liver and kidney complaints.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-10-19

New Through Sleeping Car Line
From Chicago to Seattle via the Chicago,
Milwaukee & St. Paul and Great Northern
Railways, has been established and first
class sleeping cars will hereafter run daily
from Chicago at IL 80 p. NJ, arriving at
Seattle 10 80 P. NJ, fourth day. This is I'M
doubtedly the best route to reach the North
Pacific Coast.
For time tables, maps and other infor-
nation apply TO the nearest ticket agent,
or address GEO. 81. HEAFFORD, General
Pass. Agent, c., NJ. & st. P. R'y, Chicago,
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TO BE a Child.

~
/ sometimes fondly used to pray
(Although the wish was weak aud vain)
To besa child again at,play.
Thoughts OF the early budding May
Thrilled through the prayer which, in my
pain,
sometimes tondly used to pray,
Sweet fragrance from the woodland way, d.
And song of cuckoo. made me iain
To be child again at play.
It was o towards prayer, you say.
That, with an aching heart and brain
Isometimes fondly used to pray:
BIT listen-'tis the skylark's lay--
How sweet upon the daisied plain
To be child again at playt t{
Fol- freedom from the city gray,
For meadow path and country lane,
sometimes fondly used to pray
To be q child again ct play. saS.
Arthur L. Salmon, hamber's ournal
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-10-19

Customer DO you suppose you can.
Etaks a.goods picture ef~msa',s Photogs
srsph hsllI haysst s 1shsy yap -
the negative. sir ST Z s = . Y =
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-10-19

THE audience would really be glad to see
some speakers give themselves away
Plaindealer.
CHECK Colds and Bronchitis with Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies To0thache Drops Cure in one minute
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-10-19

GALL butt" said the marksman, when
the gun kicked him over and he just missed
the bulls eve
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New Through Sleeping Car Line

WOMEN who now attend church simply to
show their cloaks are sacQue religious
Lowell Courier
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-10-19

500" '"He's lost everything. Can't even
buy enough cordage to hang HIMSELF
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HE.RAcEi IS WON ,

over to good health and the system rem
dered impervious to disease when the blood
Is pure and the liver active. For the liver
is the sentinel which permits or forbids the
germs Of disease to enter the circulation Of
the blood. To congested, torpid and dis
eased liver can be traced many dangerous,
diseases affecting various organs. i,
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How Sea BIRDS ouench Their Thirst 5

1AOW sea A1AIuS SuCACA Aolr 1nlrSC
The question if often asked: where
do sea birds obtain fresh water. to
Stake their thirst?'' But we have never
seen it satisfactorily answered until a
few days ago. An old skipper. with
whom we were conversing on the sub
ject, said that he had seen these birds
at sea, far from any land that could
furnish them water. lowering around
and under a storm cloud, Catering like
ducks on a. hot, day at pond, and
drinking in the drops Of rain as they
fell. They will smell rain squall a
hundred miles or even further off, and
scud for it with almost uncomfortable
swiftness. How long sea birds can ex:
list without. water is only a matter Of
conjecture, but probably their powers
of enduring thirst are increased by
habit, and possibly they go without
water for many day, if not for several
weeks. Golden Days ~ sS5l 3
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-10-19

THERE'S one thing to be said in favor of
the summer. One has warmer friends than
in winter.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-10-19

Warden Chase of the Kansas peni..
Tertiary says that the mum Der OF pris-:
oners is rapidly decreasing. He went
into Office May /, and the number is
one hundred less than at that time, and.
is now falling off at the rate Of forty
month. This is lower than it has been
for many years.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-10-19

AN Ambiguous Answer. Jones'
..NVell, Smith, did You propose to Miss
Airess last night?'' Smith les, and
her answer was very ambiguous and
:con 81 Jopes & \ what
idshe say?''S Smith s.shes gave ne u
positive negative. 2 Y ankee Blade. 9
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-10-19

IT is cruel to dock horses, but they never
complain; the victim Is no tail-bearer.