The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1893-08-05
puNoeMr PARAGRAPHS.

Mrs. Goodhaeh--"You are nevea
troubled with tramps What do you do
that keeps them away?" Mrs. New.
cool--'I always give them u NEAL
Inter Ocean.
Hated to Take Chances. --''Come,
Tommy, | expect your uncle to-day,
and you must have your face washed"
Eyes, ma, but sposcn he don't Gomez"
Arkansas Traveller.
--"Did Bilkem lcav6 anything when
he died?" Yes; his creditors They're
the worst left lot you ever saw."-Buf.
falo Courier.
--Revivalist-"Did they experience
religion?" Deacon-"Not as well as I
expected; the rake-off only shows
s11.S4."-N. Y. Times
-"Have you had good time this
summer, Willie?" YES" replied the
young man. DO you miss your school?'
mot much. But guess mother does."
Washington Star.
Dreamy Novclist-"What change
woman can make in mans life!"
Victim-"Exactly, and what lot Of
change she requires doing Chips.
First Traveler-"What is your
business?" Second Traveller (haught-
ily)-"I am a gentleman, SIR" First
! Traveler-"Indeed How long have
you been out of worli?'-N. Y. Herald.
1t was an awfully mean thing for
her to say, but, nevertheless, when
Chollie had observed that he wondered
how it felt to be a donkey, she replied:
"Why,'Mr. Sappy, cart you define
your tions?"-Harper's Bazar.
1 .sNNlnt l, t1,iy,1Y Of INV,
argument?" Will-"Sound-most cer-
tainly sound Fred-"And what
else?" Will-"Nothing else-merely
sound. boston Globe.
The Wife-''Of course, can make
allowance for little heat of temper.
1t isn't every man that can be master
o himself" The Husband-"No, if he
his wife."-N. Y. Press.
Tied told me last night that WAS
the only girl he had ever loved"
bah, he proposed to me three months
ago." Now / know what he meant
when he said there were some un.
pleasant incidents in his past life."--
Inter Ocean.
Mr. South-''Fll buy some of those
new scarfs you so much admire if you
refer me to somebody to tie the knot" :"
Miss North-"Why don't you see our
Observation-Disclosures and Haberdashers'
Weekly.
--Teacher-"Tell me, Alfred, who
helped you in your composition"
: Nobody, sir" Teacher-'1
want You to tell me the truth. Now,
was it not your brother?" Scholar
mo, sir; he did it every bit himself"
| IJa n E,aoly -ssT Innsf
see anything remarkable about the
looks of this man." said visitor to the
dime museum. 'What's he here for?"
THAT man." said the lecturer, took
$40 home with him after a two-weeks'
stay in Chicago. Detroit Free Press.
-''Do you have any trouble with
your freaks?" asked the visitor of the
. dime museum man. Lots of It," re-
turned the keeper. "The ossified man
is always kicking: but guess he won't
kick much more "Why not? Have
you given in to him?'' No; but told
him the next time he growled I'd give
, him to the Jog-faced boy for lunch"
Harper's Weekly.
-Mabel-"Do look, Florence! Did
= you ever see such an extraordinarily
. ugly man? And yet he must have found
some woman to marry him, for that
child he has with him evidently be-
i, longs to him." Florence-''Why, Mabel
= the child proves nothing. 1t may be
. only grandchild after all."-London
Punch.
-"Give an example of natural in
ference" the college professor said.
: "Well, SIR replied the student, 'it
: you should meet carriage some Sun.
: day afternoon with a young man on the
I I front seat and another young man and
4 pretty girl on the back seat a natural
inference would be that they were
y going after another pretty girl. ."-Som
o srville journal.