New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-08-25

norts that thus far it has cremated lOlo persons
GO men, go women 50 boys and 80 girls. only o''
of these persons cremated were native A"eii0a"s'
Germany had 3D. England had "a and other cou''-
tries had one two representatives.
How pleasant it is when the dog-days come
And the cares of business VeX, . -
To go to the beach for day WIN d cnu'n
Ahem,-of the other sex. 49, l.,o.
,. {. s.otad nv "The Medical Record" that an
official notice has been issued in Russia that
..nhvsic,ans shall have the right to make use or
hvpnotism in the treatment of their patents III
every case of the application they must inform the
administrative authorities. at the same time giving
the names of the physicians in whose presence the
patient was hypnotzed.'
AFTER SWIPING THE TARIFF.
"u-o,.s oil the bloonin' racket" said Grover-on-
"They've shut the bloody mill down." the horny
why have they shut the mill down. said Gro
Gal, an ncpount Of you Old man. and your bloomin
And P'V Grover he looked weary. the horny-handed
And the Coneressmen looked tired, and the British
looked glad. s c,,s ,ooLod
After swiping the tariff at election.
"wots all the bloomin racket" said Grover-On-
wre sein wool for IS cents" the sturdy farmer
"w fH' won't it bring much more than that?' said
",canse itll be on the free list when you've given
And Grover he looked sorrowful, and the farmer
For he was only getting 50 cents for sixty pounds
And be sWore he'd kick himself if he'd another
Fp pr't sw I'll iys'i the tariff at election.
"where are all the people rushing to-" said Grover
They're rushing to the savin's bank" the banker
"wot are they rushin there for?" said Grover
"To o" draw their money an salt it down before
And Grover ne looked puzzled. and the banker
And every bloomin depositor in haste his money
Some hid II In old stockings so'"e pun ~ wy wv
After swping of the tariff az election sna T,r,es
The shirt Of economy is showing itself In many
WAYS I'm these days of hard times FOR INSTANCE
it Is reported that in the last month the business
Of the street railways of Buffalo has diminished
one.third II is thus apparent that the working
man Is saving his pennies by walking to and from
his work
stranger-And that nne-looking man over there?
I suppose he is one of your leading citizens?
Old Inhabitant proudlyl--i ou We M II e&a a,
mariner He's the drum major OF the best brass
band In these here parts and heads every procession
buffalo Courier
The papermakers have been competing at the
Worlds Fair in the making Of big ledgers. The
largest ledger exhibited has pages "a by IS inches
in size contains 2,7s0 pages and weighs PSI pounds
Another interesting exhibit Is that Of the smallest
book ever made. 1t be covered with red
postage stamp.
"Rrother Podberry." suddenly remarked Parson
Wilgus in the midst of his discourse. las you
ia he the only member of the congregation who is
awake II might be just well for you come up
here in the pulpit, where ! repeat the rest OF
nv sermon TO you In conversational tone. II
win save my voice and also be less annoying TO the
light sleepers. indianapolis Journal.
Reports from the recruiting station Of the United
States Army in Boston and from the recruit ny
station OF the Marine Corps in the same city show
that at both stations unusually large number
of men have presented themselves the present sum-
Iner recruits. 1t Is suspected that the closing
of mills in NewEngland and the discharge of thou
sands of workngmen have led to the enlistments
The recruits also of a better class than usually
present themselves.
Plenty to Dole had just returned from
or less fashionable resort where he had left his
wife and daughters Meeting one Of his friends
the street he exchanged greetings. and casually
observed that he had that morning got back from
How is 1t up there" asked the friend.
First rate" was the reply.
Much to do there"
Not for me: but my wife and daughters are
kept pretty busy"
What doing? Drving?"
"Oh. no; dressing for meals. tHarper's Maya
xtne.