Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1893-06-09

fathers coachman, we think you had bet
ter make the best of It. 1t would be high
ly improper to elope back with your hus-
bands cousin, the butler. Try to be
good wife and help him get cab OF his
own"
"Ambitious.-You will find the work
of locomotive fireman exacting and
somewhat fatigung, but we know of no
reason why it should not he open to
women. You would not, of course, rec
ognize the engineer socially"
"Botanlst-In walking in the country |
the gentleman goes ahead when entering
field infested by a hot-tempered bull;
in leaving the field the lady should al
ways precede the gentleman, except in
cases where he is too fleet for her."
"Sweet-and-Twent would be quite
improper for you to write your name in
young mans hat the first time he call
ed"
"Stylus".-Miss Patty Juniata st.
John Klllgallon lives at William the
Conqueror Court House, Virginia. She
/ is the only grandmother of Charles Peter
Killgallon Shorthorse, the dialect novel
| list. See article in the March number of
'The Ladies' Fireside Guardian, on 'Au-
thors Who Have Had Grandparents
"Mildred.-Your brother may call the
Young man odd Hoss', but it would be
too familiar term for you to employ.
Call him simply Mr.. We're de We're. (2)
1t would be quite improper to punch
him in the side with your rarasol or to
slip piece of ice down the back OF his
neck at luncheon"
"Literary-We think it quite likely that
woman may write the coming great
American novel. The chief thing she
would need is large and varied ex-
per.ence with life in all its phases.
We wish you success. (2( 1t is the
height of improperly for lady to APP
pear ia the street alone after dusk.
You should not receive young man
except in the presence of her mother. 1t
is very bad form for a young lady to
correspond with young man unless she
is his betrothed."
"Perplexed Housewife.-See article
elsewhere in this number of The Fire
side Guardian entitled directions ana
Diagrams for discharging an Obstinate
Servant Girl (2) For a gnawing SEN
sation in the stomach six or seven hours
} after eating try food"
"Crushed.-Ou heart bleeds for you.
You say you love him wildly, but that
he has the silk-hat habit. Do not mar
, nv him. n Sooner or later it will drag him
down. No young man can live up to a
silk hat on $50 a week in these days
when the shape changes twice year"
, "Humanity.-It would not be good
form for you to wear hat trimmed with
: birds when presiding at the meeting OF
the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty
, to Animals. They may be worn on other
occasions, however. (2) If the tails of
= your horses are not locked short enough,
t dock them again.
Young Housekeeper-It is quite per-
Missile whether you have company or
! not to have food on the table at meal
time. CD The dust may be removed
. from your cloak with clothes brush.
"Sappho.-It is not considered good
form in poet-of-passiOn circles to address
: verses to persons of the opposite sex.
+ Write in the guise of man addressing a
t woman, and then you can say what you
[ please"
''Troubled. You may be twenty-eight,
but by all means make the young man
e take your grandmother, too, when he
escorts you to the Sunday-school picnic.
1t would be very improper for you to
e 60 with him alone"
"Embarrassed.-You complain in re-
. gard to our advice to always see the
p young man in the presence Of your
e mother that your mother Is gidder than
:, you are. Dear girl, have you no grand
r mother to whom you can fly? If not oil
2 if she, too, is giddy, dismiss the young
t man."
!, "Desperate.-Yes nearly everything
:, is improper for young girl. 1t Il
always safer iwhen tempted to do any
6 thing to take it for granted that it is yer!
: improper until you can write to 'rh'
p Ladies' Fireside Guardian and learl
the exact facts in the case. (2) l.
q placed opposite young man at the tabl'
D you may look at him occasionally. Blu
; to stare or appear astonished would b.
\ improper"
v "Innoceuce.-If when walking with {
Q young man to whom you are not engag
a ed you should accidently put out his eye
: with your parasol, you should certainly
! send him glass one without delay. 1
may be either sent to him with brel
!. note, or you may present it to him the
: next time he calls with some pleasant
Y remark, always, of course, in the pres