New-York tribune., 1893-12-30
THE TALK or THE DAY.


v,,,,stion 81 the great lakes during The season
- ,.oq resulted in the loss ~ l25 lives. The NUMBER
~ vs.s.ls lost was nf;y-three. with an Aggregate
,ornog. Of 2l25S and valued AT NO"h". farua'
lossoa bv STANDINGS collisions and fires brnS 'he
total M Sll25SS. The shallow waters or Lake r.r'e
claimed nearly half the lives lost Lake Huron p'lhs
second
Little Dot-Mamma. us girls IS gettin' up foot
bail team.
iMtic Doi-Oh. We won't play it Ike the boys
do a-tumblin' round like puppies In box, no
,ni..d VS. only goln to Kick the ball. guess
our side will win cause most OF us KNOWS the
skirt dance.-(Good News
..rhe Buffalo Express tells the following story
\ nuny-hairei woman and were walking
in the railway station the other day. when young
man nudgeI his companion and exclaimed: i won
der II that hairs real" The woman walked up to
him and asked: what did you say, sir?
IN. Young man stammered and blush"d and
finally managed to say: I'm sure meant ho OF
fence but was wondering If that hair was real
The woman reached over and took his hand AMI
lifted 1t to her hair. Pull it, she said 1he
Young man gave Il gentle tug. He smiled sheep-
ishly and said II guess it's real.
Then the woman squared her shoulders ana MI
him a rcsounding slap in the face. That's a real
haal. too" she said.
And as she walk,. back 10 her seat the young
man skunk out of the door. and her companion
that when We do our boxing act
\ gentleman who had been refreshing himself a
shnrf time previously AZ of the Boulevard cafes
hurriedy rc-entcred the establishment anu au-
dressing the waiter. anXously inquired or MN; go
"Did / leave behind me small parcel tied with
a string, on the table, ,S .,,,or
"Hv love them. it's unlucky. shouldn't Ike the
parcel 10 get into strange hands Tor II contained
"Jcwcis Sir" suggested the waiter. smiling
bandiy ,, - VOW. r,r,
The waiter smiled more. Iie on the contrary
chair gasped. as he pointed 10 his coat pocket
'Thcy are there CSpare Moments.
John Y McKane, John Y. McKanel
Has all our trouble been in vain?
BE of TO iail"' one judge may say.
But here's another Judge says stay
Scene from Military Life \ young officer kneels
n os sri ppassoned tones: ''Nademoselle if YOU mean
to say yes be- quick about II. beg nave only
fourteen minutes longer to remain here on my
knees cavalry practice commences at l. sharp
de Figaro.
The following is a characteristic extract from
the manuscript diary of King James IL of Eng
land. preserved in the Imperial Library OF Paris
81 did not retire from the battle on the Boyne
from a sense Of fear. but that | might preserve
the world n HE that l'lt was u'S''"'u ~
future greatness
At he SaOu.-'Nnu you tel me WHAT tHhN p'N'"''
represents? - ,,,
OF her. ~ ,, 49,, 49, ors
I'll. .Intransigeant
The United States coast survey steamer iinsser'
now anchored In the harbor OF Tacoma. Wash, for
tbe winter Is vessel with a history. She was
bult for surveying the route from Panama 10 san
Francisco and Professor Louis Agasslz, with n
number OF scientific companions, was allowed by
the Government to take passage on the vessel and
make observations and collections during her voyage
around cape Horn To the Pacific Coast. She LETT
Boston on her maiden trip In December 1871, and
arrived at san Francisco the next August The
geological collections made at that time were large
and added much to the knowledge of scientists
Mrs Tawker-i was nj the theatre last evening.
II was an awfully sad play about "A man being
thrown out of work and his family dying from star
vaton couldn't keep from crying 10 shve my life.
4 don't know when have been affected.
Enter Servant-Mum, there's woman at the door
as wants some cold VlctuaS. She do say her
children haven't had bit nor sup for two days.
Mrs rnwker~Tel her to go away: that we don't
give anything TO beggars. As | saying Mrs.
Brown, Il was very sad play. Mr.. Tawker says
| ought not 10 witness such performances they
take hold OF me so. lie says that all heart.
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