Evening journal., 1893-07-28
STORIES OF The DAY.
Blood ana Bombs.
Alleged (,f nlinoir) a1o derew
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Alt--Say. you're der weller vat bat
salt you voult rite In plut shoost so high
ass der pridel of yolr hosses; issn't
gorrego2'
Waite Wal, reckon are
AIT - Vel bow high vas der plut
now alretty3'
Waite-"We amt started no blood as
yit. but therell be a right smart lot of It
10 sin' reouud this section forelong, an
don't you fergit 1t. | reckern l amt
bin made gov 'nor of Collyradder fer
nuthin', an l reckerD those city chaps
over East will hear sump'n from we
fellers fore they git through with as
Alt. SAY, Guffnor. Don'd you
thing me nut you a mistake hat makenY'
Waite-"Why, heow2'
Alt well IL baf seem do me dot der
gundry hat laffen bin desc fer or funf
weeks, unit dot i'd hat laffen bardigu'arly
at Waite, off Gollerratto, unit Atgeld, off
lllanoice SOmevon hat salt dot We hat
checkasses of ourselluffs maken Vot
you ding of dot2'
Waite--"Why, gosh ding 1t, I don t
think any thin about it I'm gov'nOr Of
Collyradder, b'gosh, an I'm lOnkin out
for the people of Collyradder an Ell those
shines I'll up an dew sump'n III make
EN- wish they hadn't see If / deon't.
Let EN- laff Prutty soon they'll be
laffen t'oth-r side r their mouth, b'gosh,
er my name amt Davis Hardshell Waite.
| mean ter have free coinage of silver, err
ride In blood clean up over my ears,
b'gosh
. Alt "Chlmmlneddy bud you vas a
-. A H.. a
don'd wand do rite ia pluts no higher ass
swell inch deep Vat Is der use Of so
much plut2 70 hat do go in poat
veg i'd ged 30 deep ass vat you like. Or
vOult you hat hosses vat can shvimY
Waite-"I dou't care n gol durn beow
git reound butll hev the blood b'gosh ="
Alt Say visperl We both tam fools
Of oursellu IFS have maken"
Waite-"Oh. Kit out
Alt -"Yal Dots right We dalk too
much init der mout unt now der VII ole
gundry gif us the marry Ha Hal
CALLED you up by der delly vone do gom
mizzorade mi you unit arks You 20
gommizzerade init me
Waite Really, stranger Hev We
ben funn,2
Alt - Veil you hat pin der vunniest
hat not pin so vunny Ha~effer, | vOs
enough vunny, nut wish somsgon
would Kick me ON der seat off my penis
We yer bote after bOhddigal gsbidal
ain'd it2"
Watte-"w WAL, amt so sure err
that
Alt.-"Oh yal Dis vas gonvi ienzes
Offer der drllyvone, You vos dalk sitter
unt | vos dalk ENERGY If vos guffuor
on Gollerratto / would sifer fAlken,
nut III you vos guffnor Of Ilynoi e yon
would ENERGY daken Veil. We hat doc
much dalken, unit in 1t We now amt
not
Waite-"waal, I'm goin ter ride in
blood that's all
Alt -"Mein freunt der only dime you
will effer la plut riden will DO ven you ISIS
In gable gar vat runs ofer dawg"
Waite - aal, deont want ter talk
tew YOU no longer. / reckern l cain'l
be skeered eout er my persition by any
thin you say It's silver er blood al
the people NV the east kin choose atweeI
EN-, bgosh That's my oictum, an
wun't bulge an inch guess the PEG
pie Of Cullerradder hev some rights, an
mean ter push 'em. I'm Davis Hardshel
Waite, b'gosh, an the hull cousarnec
kentry kin go ter pot fore I'll give in
| deout Keer for Grover Cleveland er fel
the Constitution Im fer Collerraddel
all the time, an you kin just switch of
that Telephone an stop yer CAB
Alt All rigid. guffnor vas il
hopes dot cont kick you unit you COO
kick me, but III you iss still tam WOOL
W den 60 away mt kick myselluff, uni
ven you get retty you kick your
selluff Town Topics