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NUMBER 80.
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

How strangely Putter acts! Isn't
he little off?'' mo, but the market
is. boston Transcript.
-'Pshaw! he only married you for
spite" 81 know it; but he ought to be
satisfied. He's getting all the spite
can give him. Vogue.
-Kean-"Isn't your wife afraid to
drive that horse?" Stean-"Not at all.
It's the people she meets who are
scared. d."-Amusing Journal.
Mrs. Hicks-''Dick behaved like a
man in church" Hicks-"Sat up
straight. did he?" Mrs. Hiclls-"No;
he went to sleep"
-Fuller-''Somehow I feel lost this
morning" Muller-"Well, go around
to the different saloons. You'll find
yourself there, if anywhere"
How are you? Just thought I'd
drop in while to kill time" "Well,
we don't want any of our time killed..
Boston Globe.
What makes you think your son
ought to go into the sugar business?"
'He has sandy complexion. '-Roch-
ester Post-Express.
Yes" said Senior Alley, ''my wife
is great fact" "Why do you call her
that?" asked neighbor Because
facts are stubborn things s"-Arkansaw
Traveller.
1t is distinct advance for a man
to acquire the ability to say, on occa-
sion, 81 can't afford it, but he ought
to say it just as often to himself as he
says it to his wife. Globe.
-"CharliA didn't seem the least bit
nervous wlSn he proposed yesterday"
Helen-"That was because / told him
when refused him that thought you
would surely accept him. "-lnter Ocean.
-Disappointst the Audience. must
discharge that actor" said the irate
manager one day; che is constantly
disappointing the audience" "Fails
to appear?'' "Not at all; would that
he did. He appears. Texas Siftings.
Verified the Adage. e.-Constance-
"Did he not go home after you refused
him?' Clare-"No. He staid right on
and said All things come to him who
waits" Constance--"Andw what came?'
Clare-"Father was the first. Puck.
Mr.. Sourly-'Tm going to have my
picture taken to-day" Mr.. Sourly's
Wife-'You will have to make great
sacrifice if you do" Mr.. S.-''Why?"
Mr.. SIS W.-"You'n have to look
pleasant for a moment or two."-N. Y.
Press
"A Good Enough Reason. doc
tor examined me and reported that
was all right, but the company refused
to issue policy upon my life" "What
do the idiots object top cried his wife
Indignantly. ''They are not idiots, my
dear. They have discovered that
trolley-car line runs through our
street. Judge.
Fond Parent-"A musicale, my son,
is where lot of people ewho know each
other meet together and talk in loud
tone of voice about the rest of the peo-
pie they know, who are not present"
Bobby-"And what is a Conversations,
Pop?' Fond Parent-"A conversations
is where the same people sit in sad and
solemn silence, listening to a lot of
mildewed music"
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The Crow as a scavcnger.

A curious result of the religious riots
in Bombay has been the exposure of
the hollowness of the plea that has
been put forth for the crow as scav,
enger. Lazy governments in the east
have been wont to excuse their sani-
tary shortcomings on the ground that
'the crow, the pariah dog and the
kite may be relied upon to clear away
the offal in the streets, but the smells
of Constantinople and Smyrna have
not be en- observed to be much the less
because the dogs eat of the offal
thrown from the houses, nor has Jeru-
salem or Cairo been found to be any
sweeter from the presence of the mon
grels who destroy the repose of visit
ors. In like manner the Bombay crow
has failed to justify his ancient reputa-
ton. During the Bombay riots, when
the operations of the city scavengers
were brought to a standstill, dead YER
min and offal accumulated in extraor-
dinary quan titles in the bazars and
slums of the native quarters, till the
city became paradise for the crows;"
but the Bombay crows entirely neg
lected this opportunity, and thus have
come to be denounced as sham sani-
tarians. London Daily Telegraph.
What is house without baby?"
asked lady writer, and an old bache-
lor editeg replied "Is is comparatively
cuiet.n
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THE NIGHT WIND.

Tave YOU ever heard the wind go "1 oooooP'
'Tis a pitifuI sound to hear.
Itseems to chill you through and through
With a strange and SpCcChlcSS fear.
It's The voice of the night that broodS outside
When folk siould be asleep,
And many and many's the time I've cried
TO the darkness that brooded far and wide
Over the land and deep:
Whom do you want, o lonely night,
That you wall the long hours thrOughs"
And the night would say in its ghostly way:
"Yoooooooo!
YOOooOoool
Yoooooooo"
NV mother told me long ago
when l was a little tad
That when the night went wailing so,
Somebody had been bad
And then when was snug in bed,
Whittier 1 had been sent
With the blanket drawn up round my head
I'd think of what my mother'd said
And wonder what boy she meant
And WHO'S been bad today L d ask
OF the wind that hoarSely blew
And that voice would say in its awful way:
" Yo0oooooo!
Yoooooooo!
Yoooooooo!'
That this is true l must allow
You'll not believe it, though!
Yes, though I'm quite model now,
was not always so.
And If you doubt what things say,
Suppose you take the test;
Suppose when you've been bad some day,
And up TO bed are sent away
From mother and the rest
Suppose you ask: "WhO has been bad?"
And then you'll hear what's true;
For the wind will moan in its ruefulest tone
Z" "YoOOoooOO,
YoooooooOi
Yoooooooo!"
Eugene Field, in Chicago Record.
The Bossier banner., 1893-11-23

The temple of Ypsambul, in Nubla,
is cut from solid rock, and it's entrance
is guarded by four statues, each sixty
five feet high, twenty-five feet across
the shoulders, the face seven feet long,
the ear over three feet.
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why, Susie, 1 said you might stay
an hour, and you have only been gone
fifteen minutes. What's the matter?"
Susie-"I got so awful tired" Mamma
did you play and run?" Susie
mo, but the new little girl is SO awful
polite Inter Ocean.
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-''Wolfgang and 1 were young to-
gether," said Goethe's mother. speaking
of their affectionate relations.
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No man can do good as he has op
portunity without enjoying the occupa.
tion
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1893-10-27
A SURPRISED HUSBAND.

When | returned from my latest
trip, says drummer, | went home at
something after nine o'clock i'll the
evening. There was my house light
ed up from top story to basement;
carriages were leaving the door, and
affairs seemed to be going on inside
on grand scale. | let myself into
the basement with latch key and
walked into the dining-room. Strains
of music came from the back part OF
the hall, and the mingled laughter
and conversation indicated a host OF
guests.
Presently my wife came into the
dining-room dressed like a princess;
she ran up to me, saying:
"Oh, Jack I'm SO glad you've come
home early"
som t. said l; what's the racket
surprise party?'
Surprise party - said she, with a
pout; mo, indeed, it's the anniversary
of my wedding
''Tilda," said |, you're off; you're
way off. This is the month of March
it was in the summer we were mar
ried p
She serenely replied: II know thai
very we'll; this is the anniversary o.
my first marriage. Go put on you
dress suit, dear"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1893-10-27

A good. reliable medicine for bilious disor-
ders Indigestion and many of the ordinary all
ments is DIR. Richard Sappington's Liver Pills.
Ask your nearest druggist OF storekeeper for
them. TWENTY-FIVE cents q box.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1893-10-27

1t is reasonable to suppose that as Ayers
fit you No other medicine is so effective in
producing a radical change i'll the blood and
imparting renewed life and energy to the
whole system, both nervous and physical.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1893-10-27
UNCLE SAM HID 4 CHINESE SOL
DER

1t is not generally known that the
United States Government for twenty
years numbered among it's defenders
a Chinaman Lieutenant Jackson of
Company H, United States Infantry,
gave out the interesting Information
while chatting with number of Off
GERS at Camp Zook. Some one made
the remark that State Senator Jesse
Bakers company, of the Sixth Reg
iment, was the only white company,
in the guard that had a colored pri-
waite in it. ''Oh, that's nothing" said
Lieutenant Jackson. MY company,
up to last year, had a Chinaman in
the ranks. He is the only Chinaman
/ ever heard of who had enlisted in
the United States Army, but he was a
member of the company for twenty
years, and he was good soldier, too
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1893-10-27
"How to Cure All Skin Diseases"

Simply apply ''Swaype's Ointment" No in
ternal medicine required. Cures letter, eczema,
face, hands and nose, etc, leaving the skin
clear, white and healthy. Its great healing and
curative powers are possessed by no other rem
edy.-Ask your druggist for Swayne's ONT
ment.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1893-10-27

81 saw painting by an old mas
ter to-day in New York" said Mrs.
Spriggins. What was his name p
asked Spriggins. LET Inc see-Rem-
nant, l think Yes, I'm sure it was
Remnant. He was one of the last of
the great painters, / believe"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1893-10-27
WATCHES AND JEWELRY.
FINE JEWELRY

DIAMONDS.-A magnificent display of Soil
taire Rings and Pendants; Diamonds and Ru-
bies, Diamonds and Sapphires, Diamonds and
Emeralds, Diamonds and Opals-in hoop,
pass and "Cluster Rings in variety of
tempting designs.
WATCHES.-A very fine stock of Ladies'
and Gentlemen's Watches, BEST movements,
''Open Face and "Huntingn Cases, plain OF
chased and Notwithstanding rare and eX-
quisite importation of Pansy Watches, enam-
eled and jeweled, Silver Chatelaine Watches
and Boys Silver Watches.
SILVERWARE.-A remarkably beautiful
selection. Manicure Sets, Silver Hairpins and
Hatpins, Picture Frames, Glove and Handker-
chief Boxes, Puff Boxes, Cologne Holders,
Thermometers and innumerable Trinkets OF
small cost and much appropriateness
LEATHER DS.-Silver-mounted and
decidedly pretty-Ladies' Pocket-Books and
Card Cases, separate or in combination with
Time-Pieces set in silver tiligree. Gentlemen'S
Card Cases, Purses and Court-Plaster Cases,
Prayer-Books, Hymnals and numerous other
articles of use and beauty.
CLOCKS-An exceptionally large and mr..
| tistic display-Dresden Clocks, Onyx Clocks
| Bronze Clocks. An unlooked-for demand foI
| China Clocks is responsible for another and q
| much larger supply than we opened the sea.
! son with. They're so beautifully artistic that
| their popularity is well merited.
| SOUVENIR CUPS-A special feature and a
| very highly appreciated one. These Souvenir
| Cups and Saucers, designed by us and made tC
| our order by the Royal Worcester Co., of Eng.
land, present ION the Cups the Washington
and Battle Monuments and (on the Saucers
! the Coat of Arms of Mary land in proper colurs
| Such novelties cannot fail to be popular witt
| people CT refined tastes
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1893-10-27
D.. R. Sappington'S
For Purifying the Blood, Strengthening
the Digestive Organs, Etc.

This is not a new remedy, lately discovered.
These Pills have been made and sold by Or;
Richard Sappington for over AZ years, ana
thousands can testify to their curative Value;
No family in which they have once been Iried
will ever voluntarily be without them Ihey
are suited to young and old. Their actlon is
pleasant and effective. They constitute q saIe
and certain remedy for many of the complaints
with which nearly every one Is occasionally
affected. One or two taken in time may save
you from serious illness.
The iudicious use of DR.. Sappington's Liver
Pills will with certainty eradicate all Ioul nil-
mors, correct DISCRIMINATION OF the Stomach,
and restore healthy action of the Liver, BOW
e. and Kidneys. They are suited for either
Sc Z. and will prove a certain cure for Indlges-
tiol, Constipation, Loss of Appetite, D1mness
of SiSc+, Specks or Webs before the Sight, Pam
in the, Shoulders, Limbs, Side or Back, Burning
in the Palms of the Hands or the Soles OF the
+, ct, Fullness or Weight in the Stomach, OPP
preston OF the Chest, PaIpitation of the Heart,
Pains in the Temple or Headache, RestlessnesS,
Depression of Spirits, Disturbed Dreams, Chill
illness and Sudden Ftashes of Heat They have
specific action o. Secretions ana Excre-
tions and assist nature t. .>xpel all impurities
After taking few dttsos OF the PIlls the
Liver, Skin and Kidneys e enabled to per-
form their functions in a vigotu. AID healthy
manner and the above symptoms w4.l disap-
pear, as they are caused by diseases of the
Liver.
PRICE, TWENTY-FIVE CENTS
Ask your nearest Druggist or. Storekeeper
for them. If he cannot supply them, send 20
cents to the undersigned, who will send you a
box by mail.
DR.. RICHARD SAPPWGTON,
No. $50 N. Gay St.,
22jan BALTIMORE, MD.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1893-10-27

Have now on hand, and offer for sale, in
lots to suit, nice lot of
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1893-10-27
THE EGIS AND NTELLIGENCER.
BEL AIR, ND, OCTOBER 27, 1898.
LOST.
BY WIN. LYLE.

Speak ye, lassie, I've lost my heart,
Dae We ken ocht about it !?
I'm dowie moo frae morn till night
An Gamma do without it.
1t didua gang by slow degrees,
1t just gaed ~ thegither,
| own it was ma muckle worth,
But then | haze nae ither.
dinna like to cry DOT thief
o. that | maun be wary,
But yoDt the glen met a witch
| think ye're like her, Mary.
/ hardly kennel what | lost,
Or what could sac distress me,
But Josh l found when | gat hame
had ma heart to bless me.
Moo, lassie, sin we've stown my heart
An we are here beside me,
Gin / TAX yours to max it square
| think we Gamma chide me.
Ye Gamma live without yer heart,
I've proven that, wee fairy,
Sac moo in case i'll chance BETA
I'll taxi bath heart an Mary,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1893-10-27
RnckIen'S Arnlca SaIYe.

The best Salve in the World for Cuts, Bruises
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter
Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay
required. 1t is guaranteed TO. give, perfect
satisfaction, or money refunded. Price %
cents per box. For sale by DR.. VIM S. Richard
son & Son, Druggists, Bel Air, Md.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1893-10-27

The addresses of Il young man
having been declined by a young lady
he paid court to her sister "How
much you resemble your sister, said
he, the evening of the first CALL
you have the same hair, the same
forehead, and the same eyes''-'And
the same nose ~ she added quickly.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-04
To LAY OUT raE WORK.
National Officers of the j. 7. L. 4
Are in Town.

National Officers of the j. Z. L. 4 J..
Are in Town.
The advance guard of the talors'
| national convention has reached the
city, and is making ready for the con-
vention that begins Monday and will
| probably last most Of the week. Head
| quarters have been established at the
Windsor. There are registered at that
hosiery General Secretary John b.
Lennon. of New York: Treasurer Fried
erich Werner. of New York. and the
following gentlemen, composing the
executive committees: James Dillon. of
Richmond, Va; j. Mcfarland, of Hunt
ingtOn. W. Va; T. j. Schneider, of
Salt Lake City, and James Bracken,
Philadelphia. These, with the general
Officers, constitute what is called the
law and order committee, and they
assemble thus early to discuss matters
relative to the constitution and by
laws that are likely TO come before the
convention for consideration in the
shape of alterations and amendments.
The committee held meeting yester-
day at the Windsor and discussed mat
tiers chat have been suggested by local
unions IN various parts of the country.
There are number Of propositions be-
fore the committee which will be in
yestIgated and laid before the conven-
ton next week for action. Prominent
among the notifications asked for by
some of the unions is one relative to
benefits. Some of the unions have
made protest TO the effect that the I'M
married members are taxed 10 pay bene-
tits to men who lose their wives. 1t is
claimed in some quarters that there
ought to be different rates of assess
ment for those who have wives and
those who are single. There is also a
grievance raised by the iourneymen
against being required to bear the eX-
pense OF furnishing shops. They claim
that they ought to be put on the basis of
other trades. and have places to work
furnished by the bosses. Another mat
ter relates to the location of headquar-
terS of the national association. This
has been in New York City heretofore.
The claim is made in some quarters that
this point Is not central. and they favor
establishing headquarters in the Vest
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-04
"A NOTABLE CASE.
Editor Stewards Death Recalled
by Hearing

Editor Stewards Death Recalled
by a Hearing.
The suit of Mrs. Seward against the
Columbian Accident Insurance COM
pany, OF Chicago, continued from the
Goth, came up for further consideration
yesterday morning IN the office OF the
referee. Judge Cornish. The case is not
devoid Of iterest, as the circumstances
Of the death of the insured were I'M
usually painful. and the insurance com
pany stubbornly refuses TO pay the
amount of the policy.
On the nth OF last October V. c. Sew
ard, editor of the Saltwater Messenger,
was shot through the head, without
warning, on a public street of Still
water, dying few hours afterward
The act was committed by one George
Peters, former elnplOye of Mr.. Sew
ard, but between whom and the editor
the pleasanteSt relations had always
existed, although Peters was frequently
Sulien and hard to get along With
After tying Tor several months TO make
reporter OF his protege, Mr.. Seward
found 1t impossible TO make up for his
lack OF education, and gave him
some difficult assignment as the
easiest way of getting rid of
him. The fellow was at first glad 20
be freed from his uncongenial work,
but later began brooding over his fail
ure, saying that ar. Seward did not
give him a fair chance. As he often
complained of unfair treatment from
various persons, his remarks passed I'M
noticed until he had revenged his imag-
mary wrong by killing his benefactur
As insanity was hereditary in the
Peters family, and as other acts indi-
Gated that the man was irresponsible,
he was committed to the asylum at
Rochester. after jury trial, where he is
now confined.
The Columbian Insurance company
| does not consider it necessary to pay
the $1,000 policy held by Mr. Seward on
the grounds OF some legal technically,
and the contest promises to be warm
one. The case was continued until the
9th. The strong point made by the
plaintiffs counsel is that Peters was
utterly irresponsible: that he had
threatened to kill several yeople, and il
was merely all ACCIDENT that he met and
| killed Seward ,s-...-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-04
4 Cook RooIx FREQ

Table and Kitchen is the title of a
new cook book published by the Price
Baking Powder Company, Chicago.
Just at this time it will be sent free if
You write a postal mentioning the
GLOBE. This book has been tried by
ourselves, and is one of the very best of
It's kind. Besides containing over 40
receipts for all kinds of pastry and
home cookery, there are. many hints for
the table and kitchen, showing how to
set a table. how TO enter the dining
room, etc, hundred and one hints III
every branch of the culinary art. Cook
cry of the very finest and richest, as
well as of the most economical and
home-like, is provided for Remember,
liable and Kitchen" will be sent, post
age prepaid, TO any lady sending her
address (name. town and state) plainly
given. A copy in German or Scandi-
navian Will be sent if desired. Postal
card is as good as letter. Address Price
Baking Powder Company, Chicago, lii.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-04
COULD wILKIx TRANSFER :?
Argument Heard on a Very I'M
portant Snit for Land.

argument Heard on Very Inn
portant Shit for Land.
Judge Williams. of the United States
circuit court, is engaged in hearing ar
gumeDts in the chancery cause of Peter
\. Kirk and couple of hundred othe rs
against John B. Miliiken and others.
The case involves title to valuable land
on ST. Anthony hill, including Hills
and Macllubin'S additions. Action was
brought by the plaintiffs toQuiet title to
lots that make up forty acres of land.
The lots are very valuable in most in
stances, and have some fine residences
and buildings thereon.
The forty acres Of land was entered
by William q. Garter in the latter part
of the ''fortieS." In the year 1851 it was
conveyed to Alexander Nilkin. then to
Samuel S. Wilkin dS trustee, and then
TO Mackubin, all i'll the same year. The
question is raised as to the right of
Samuel j. Wilkin to convey the land as
trustee. Later the land was plated by
several parties and came down to the
present owners by various conyeYances.
The full history of the interesting cause
was published in the GLOBE Il few
months ago.
The case of Bryand as administra-
tor Of Allen against the Omaha" road,
went to the jury yesterday afternoon.
but no verdict was reached at the hour
court adjourned. This is the last Jury
case at this term of the federal court.
Judge Williams will conduct court for
few days longer to hear chancery
causes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-04
SOCIAL JOTrINGs.

Alice WooIey entertained a number
of her little friends at her home on Sher-
bourne avenue yesterday afternoon.
Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Owens will give a
lawn fete this evening for the people of
the Christian church at their delightful
heme at RidgewoOd Park.
a lawn social will be given this even
ing by the ladies of the Arlington Hills
Presbyterian church on the church
grounds, corner Burr and CaSS streets.
Mrs. Fred II. Snyder and Miss Myrtle
Burnett will be- at home informally to
their friends tomorrow evening from 3
to at Mrs. Snyder's home, 1O5 Summit
avenue.
Mr.. Colvllle's class in voice culture
gave musical last evening in the cham
Der Of commerce hall. A very enter
tanning and attractive programme was
presented, i'll which the following we'll
known people took part: Misses Jessie
Turner, Grace E. Morehous, Marion f.
Keller Sadie E. Murphy, Birdena Far
well, Anna Campbell and Aurella
Phillips; Messrs. Arthur f. Nilloughby,
Adolph G. Gessler and Louis c. Ickler.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-04
a TREMENDOUS FEAST.
City DweIlers to Feast High in a
Rural Retreat

1(uPaI retreat.
Pete Ramacciotti, the special chef
chartered by the party of gentlemen
that Charley Beach has organized to
fish and feast at LindStrom next Sun
day, has prepared a feed programme
that mig hit make even the mouth of an
anchored water. 1t is here given in its
original purity:
Ors d'Ouvres, clans, olives, sardines,
celery, caviare, radish, potage, con-
sOmme aux querrelles la reina, peIiteS
crouStadeS de pate la Romano, sherry ;
poisson, black bass la ChambOrd, sauce
cavOur, pOmme duskeS, Copri BiancO;
entrees, tillet de beef la Bismarck,
champagne sauce, riS de Yeau la
PerigueuX petit pois, mushrooms, terrina
de fol graS, facOn de Strasburg, spag-
haiti specially a la Ramacciotti, Mira
giiosc Russo Jamaica rum sauce, Chinti;
punch la Romano, rOti, Uacasses a
la broche, saiade diStagoine, cham
payne, Lacrima CristI; entremets.
artichauts stuffed a la Italian style {;
pudding a la Berlinaise, Mumm's extra
dry, Gateau Madeleine, dessert, Geiati
la NapOilitan, fruits, cake, frontage
de Rochefort; Fantasia la Solprese,
French coffee, liquors. cigars.
a key TO the cipher imbedded IN the
above list of fodder will be furnished to
every toothesS man in the party. All
others must investigate with their
mouths.