Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1893-10-13
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

The general run of men-After the
last street car. r.-Philadelphi Record.
The man who falls in lovevery often
dislocates his common sense. Puck.
To make bills is human; topay them
these days-is divine. = Pittsburg
Bulletin.
Forged notes can always be properly
classed among the gilt-edged paper ON
a bank. Chicago Inter-Ocean.
The most popular bird of passage
arriving at the port of New York this
month is the gold eagle. Baltimore
American.
'That," said the man who smote
calamity howler, sis one of the best
financial strokes ever made. Wash
ington Star.
The photograph of boy never look
like him, because no one ever saw
boy as clean as he is in photograph
--Atchison Globe.
The clerk who attempts to live, be-
yond his means will soon be obliged to
live beyond the reach of his friends.-''
New Orleans Picayune.
"What sort of girl is she?" sch,
she is a miss with q mission. "Ah
"And her mission is seeking man
with a mansion. Sketch.
Occasionally you will meet man
who seems to think just as you do.
What clever ideas he has, and what
pity he is so scarce. blizzard.
Jack the Clipper has been arrested
in New York. The girls whose treeses
he cut will be present at his trial TO
upbraid him. m-Galveston News.
Customer you suppose you
can take a good picture of me?D Pho
tographer-'I shall have to answer
you in the negative, sir. Vogue,
Unmixed evils rarely occur. Whe
fact that money has been tight IS SAID
to have resulted in good deat OF
sober thought. t.-Baltimore American.
1t is not true that ''every man
His price has" as they say
know of one, an honest man,
Who gives himself away.
' 80 Vogue.
A man never looks so helpless and
| insignificant as when standing around
| dry goods store waiting for his wlfe
to get through trading. - Lowell
| Courier.
1t is very hard to explain the attrac-
tions of country life to city man who
has Just Investigated the voltage OF
black faced bumble-bee. - Baltimore
| American.
"And you are poor?" eyes, but we
are happy" Happy in your pov,
erty?" eyes, for every one around
us is poorer than ourselves. New
York Press.
Miss Antique-"H mean these
newspapers are Here is caitmn
headed Proposals. and it is all about
| public improvements and such non
sense. The Club.
Mrs. Skidmore (reading) - "Ph !
| ippa Fawcett, who won such great dls-
| tinction as senior wrangler at Oxford,
/ is still unmarried" Mr.. Skidmore-
.No wonder. Detroit Free Press.
Watts-'I can't see what reason
YOU have for comparing old men
| Gotrox to sausage" Potts--"se-
cause his stuff is all that makes him Of
any consequence. "-lndianapolisJo2r-
nal.
Gaswell-'Tm disgusted with you .g
Mr.. Van Braam. Dukane-"Nhy!
"He does nothing but iirt with she
girls" "Then YOU don't like to So
mans efforts all miss directed. -
/ Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
"Can't you settle this bill to-s'1g,
sir ?" asked the tailor of the delinauen;
/ MP. "No, Snip, 1t wouldn't b. t's'
| liamentary. I've merely glanced o'er
it, you know, and can't pasa a III
until after its third reading It'd
/ Bits.
He blushed fiery rod; her heart
went pit-a- pat sha gently hung her
/ head, aud looked down on tbs mat
/ lie trcmhled in his speech he Fos'
/ from where he sat, and shouted Win
sereech, you're sittIugon nay hti -
I Til hits.
$50 yau only have "a v'eka vacation
instead 1f two, this yetrt '.tfff
I they told me must either give up
hall nay vacation or iosr thf ,itasttnH
anl / concluded that hll lutt Vas
much hottor than au broad '- hraaA
T lyn life
''Mrn are not o. be trusted she 81.
marked d. her younger Rnl maff Hhe
cessful friend "Oh mas dear, aafi
her friend, sweetly, "has u taken All
these years O. teach yun that the
silence that followed cuulint be
broken With sleiH, hlmmeH lte-
tfuit Free ffesa
4 youns lawyer ttlkei fHr mmu
t. lnAiana iafs sho trli nae AHea
tus him. III srpuugnt sfi 4
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