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health in simply taking a vacation,
should take PaIne's celery compound.
Alfred III. Chandler, esq, of Bellefonte,
Penn, writes to the propriet9rS OF this
great remedy.
MY daughter is today as well as she
ever was in her life. but [ believe that
if we had not got Paine's celery com
pound for her that she would not be
with us today She was attending school,
but got run down and her illness de-
veloped into what the doctors said was
rheumatism and rheumatic fever. Every
one said she could not live. employed
three doctors, but they gave her no re-
lief. l read about Paine's celery com
pound iu a paper one day. l believed l;
would help her, so l went down town
and got bottle of the compound and
hurried home and commenced giving ii
to her according to directions.
''By the time she had taken half of the
bottle she was able to sit up in bed, and
by the time she had used four bottles
she was free from pain. We continued
to use the compound. When we began
she was nothing but a shadow. Today
she is a. strong as she ever was, and we
have not anyone TO thank for it only
Paine's celery compound"
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Feminine Tiu,i6ity.

Newspaper paragraphs, often of a
supposed humorous nature, regarding
the bewildermeEt, confusion and in
consistent behavior of women at crowd
ed street crossings, large railroad juno
tions, and places OF similar character,
are common, and are supposed to snow
that women have less self-possess;on
and composure in emergencies than the
sterner sex. But little observation
will show that tie women who exhibit
these characteristics are either of an
exceptionally tinid. shrinking DISPOSE
ton. or, what is oftener true, that they
are the habitually sheltered, protected
women to whom reliance upon another.
generally man, has become second
nature. They are out OF their element
alone in crowded city streets or with
the responsibility of complicated jour
ney upon their shoulders. The rustic,
in his visits TO the metropolis. shows
the same hesitation and bevildernent
in the roar and rumble and entanghng
confusion OF the crowded streets, while
the woman of business and the alarm
ingiy self-possessed schoolgirl thread
the maze with the utmost GOODNESS and
self-possession -Philadelphia Press
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CALLED HIM DOWN.
A Vor,G-Be Suicide Frightened With Pull
verified Sugar.

|
verified Sugar.
| A dishevelled man with green,
ghastly glare in his hollow, spectral
eyes, dashed into the corner drug store,
apparently laboring under intense ex-
element His bloodless fingers were
tightly clenched into his thin palms,
and on his forehead the great drops
stood out chilly and damp.
! Staggering up to the prescription
desk he Kissed in sepulchral voice:
Gimme some arsenic, ouick"'
| Druggists are not in the habit of dis
pensing arsenic on demand like sugar
candy, so the clerk laid down his pestle
| and faced about.
What do you want with arsenic?"
said he.
II want to kill myself" gurgled the
| frenzied one, hanging desperately over
the railing, with limp legs dragging on
the floor. Life hain't no charms for
me, and I want to die! Gimme some
arsenic, quick"
''All right, mister" cheerfully re-
sponded the clerk. "You shall have
your arsenic" and he turned to the
shelf
The strangers knees caved in against
the counter with a thump.
The druggist turned, nonchalantly,
with package in his hand; and with
out the slightest feeling in his careless
voice, went on:
ANY man that's big enough fool to
want to die hasn't any business living,
and the sooner you shuttle off the bet
ter it will be. Now, take this stuff,
and take it quick, SO we can get your
carcass out of the shop in time to put
up for the night And, for goodness
sake, don't muss up the f1oor!" said he,
Shaping the packet down on the coun-
ter, and turning back unconcernedly to
his work.
The fellow feebly shrunl1 away from
the little paper packet, and his eyes
bulged with horror.
Observation-Disclosures! he stammered
hoarsely. You wouldn't give feller-
being arsenic to kill himself with?"
Il wouldn't" calculated the drug
gist. I'D like to know why not? That's
what l gave that to you for, amt it?
Hurry up and take it and go off and
de-
With a disguised expression blazing
on his face, the wild-eyed customer re-
marked:
well, I'll be blanketty BANKED!
Give a man poison to kill himself with
what's the world coming lowell.
I'll be blanl1etty blanked! You hain't
got no more feeling than tin tobacco
tag"
And with look Of reproach that
soured the pulv. sacch, the suicidal citi
zen stalked hapghtily from the shop,
leaving the poison unconsumed.- Gin
cinnati Commercial Gazette.
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KANSAS TO THE FRONT
With aIast ard Improved Train Service 10 al
D. sCiy, st. luui-, Chicago and th1
Worlds Fax.

Commencing Sunday. May 18th. the
Missouri Pacific railway placed IN opera
lion III addition to its present servica. au
excellent through train between points In
Southern Kansas and Kansas City, ST.
Louis. Chicago amp the Worlds fair. The
new train. No 462, leaves Anthony daily
at $50 n. IN; Wichita, 900 II. M. FL Do
raco, 10 a. M; Yates Ceutrc, 1870 p. m,
arriving 1T Kansas City al 5:45 D. m. max
ing direct connect ions with fast Missouri
Pacific trains TO st. Louis. aud with all
lines 20 Chicago.
This II probably the most satisfactory
ana serviceaDle schedule ever placed into
effect between points lit Southern Kansas
aud the north and east, and places the
state Of Kansas or an equal footing with
other states III the matter of fast trains ~
the Worlds Far ciIy. An elegant equip
meat is used in the make Up oi this special
and everything is looked after tina. VII
add 10 the cGnifor. Uf the passengers. For
further Information III regard To rates,
routes, maps. time tables, etc.. address
nearest MIs~Ouri Pacific railway ticket
agent. or II. c. Townsend. general pas
senger and ticket agent, St. Louis. Mo, or
+. T.. BLEcKLEY,
p 6; +. y. Wichita. Kan.
Telephone gil, IA North Main street
dld II
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HUMOROUS.

-He-"Do you think my mustache
Point out the man who is wearing it,
please. '-Inter-Ocean.
City Sportsman-''Have you seen
anything worth shooting at around
here?" Farmer-"Well. no; not until
you came" -Somerville Journal.
Mrs. Dangle-"What do the pa pers
mean by the phrase painful silence,
dear? l don't see how silence could
ever be painful, do you?' bangle
''No, can't, Mrs. bangle; no, l can't. :"
Buffalo Courier.
Ma said a newspaper mans son.
Il know why editors call themselves
we" ''Why?" SOS the man who
doesn't like the article viii think there
are too many people for him to tackle. ="
Washington Star.
Too Powerful-"When are you
going to give us the rest of that article
on the Power Of the Press?' " inquired
the foreman. Il dunno" said the ed.
itor. Il just got q finger mashed in
that cussed jobber. Truth.
That Drove Her Of-''Why did
you leave your last placer" said Mrs.
Curnso to a girl who wanted position
in the kitchen because the missus
went an took lessons at cookin'
school. mum. Puck.
why, Tomplzins, what are You
thinking about? Wearing silk hat
in July?" Cant help it, old man.
Went yachting yesterday, and my
straw. true to the old proverb, showed
which way the wind blew."-Harper's
Bazaar.
Another Bird. Entirelv.-"Do you
you know that Charley intimates that
you have wings?' remarked Miss
Peterby to her bosom friend. Miss Muir
ray Hill. "Ah, | see, he called me his
angelo ''No; he said you were little
goose. Texas Siftings.
foreigner Ton suburban train
who is that Observation-Disclosures
gentleman. showing 50 much attention
TO that ordinary-lool1ing woman beside
him Binther-"Oh, that is De Fitz-
Smith returning from town with
new cook. BROOKLYN Life
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WiFELY WISDOM.
1t Is OF Great Value in Household Bust
ness AGairs.

ness Affairs.
a mans wife often knows more than
he does z bout a great many things. and
while he need not lower himself in her
estimation bv admitting her mental
superiority. it Is sometimes well for
him to silently recognize her superior
intelligence. and proit by Il Il he IS
q wise man. ne VIII not be too ready 70
come into accord with the opinions OF
his wife. but viii affect great deal OF
wisdom OF his own, even though he
knows that he has none. II never in
creases Il wife's respect for her hZlsba nd
to know that he Is her inferior II any
thing. and il certainly does not in
crease her respect or her affection TO
have him intimate By word or look
that she DOES rot know anything 81 all
The Judgment OF tie average woman
regarding the disbursement OF money
Is often better than ta4: OF the average
man. particularly when il s9Z1es 70
spending money Cor domestic purposes
Il takes 1 shrewd trzdes.san 20
get oyer the average sensible
woman. y aiIe a trssliesuan GE,zls Il easy
70 work Of 81 sic goods cn tbs average
man; and tae u-as: eonceited lzaa Ells-s1t
as well acknowledge frankly iE--t isls
wife car alton 20 most Of T-.s g.zAi-s
% her own household better t2ssn be
c2u attend 70 t1ea .o- ae- u Oxen
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POINTS ABOUT POULTiCES.
To Be Used Only in Localizing Infiamma-
ton in Certain Cases.

! Physicians are often surprised at the
! ignorance of patients concerning the
use of poultices. The trouble arises
action of a poultice.
| In general poultices are primarily
! localiZers of inflammation. They act
by softening and stimulating the It's
sues with which they are brought di-
rectly in contact. The fact that their
value lies in the amount of heat and
moisture which they radiate to these
tissues is the reason, probably, for their
application by the laity in every case
where heat and moisture may happen
to be indicated as necessary.
Take for example, two cases-a poi
soned wound and finger swollen by
muscular strain. 1t is manifest that
these two cases are not parallel, though
in both the application of heat is indi-
Gated as a remedy
In the case of the poisoned wound,
we have the presence of foreign sub
stance in the tissues. This sets up
local inflammation, which by means of
the circulate tends to spread and be-
come general We place a poultice
over the affected part, and Immediately
the application of the heat brings to !.
a fresh supply of blood containing nu-
merous leucocytes-white corpuScles-
whose business it is to make war upon
all foreign matter with which they
may come in contact. and pus is formed.
This finds a proper means of escape
through the softened tissues under the
poultice. and with it comes the poison.
In the case of the swollen finger, on
the other hand, we have n simple irri-
tation, and what we need III the way
of treatment is just enough heat to
draw renewed supply of blood to the
weakened part for It's nourishmcnt-
But we do not wish, as in the first case.
to confne the heat long enough to
stimulate the leucOcvtes to activity, as
in that event we should only have made
a bad matter worse, with an abcess to
take care of.
The desired result may be obtained
by simply plunging the finger into
water as hot as can be borne for a short
time, or by rubbing on a stimulating
liniment.
The moral OF all this is that we are
to use poultices only where we wish 10
localize Inflammation. in sprains and
the like. proper stimulation IS al that
is required. Youth's Companion.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-22

The Missouri Pacific Railway comnany
has placed in its train service the most ele-
CANT reclining chair ears that ever appear
td In the equ pment of any line west of the
mississippi river. These ears now ran
daily between Wichita and st. Louis and
Wichita and Denver. They ale modes of
beauty and comfort. The chair, afe SPA
cious-easliy adjusted and comfortable and
Of The very latest design. Every car i
equipped with the celebrated Pintsch ca
light system whereby passengers can reud
as well rs 10y daylight; also Going ava
with the obnoxious odor emanating from
on lamps. Cars are heated by steam from
The engine thus ailordln- an even trmper-
ainre Throughout, The car as well as avoid
ing the dangers experienced III the old car
stove system. Ii you contemplate going
east or wesi. try the Missouri, Pacific raj
WY ~. Louis fast express leaves Wichita
daily at l:23 u. III. arrives In 81 Louis AT
40 next morning. Denver expires ieave,
N4thlia al o:Uo T. IN. daily. loc II
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very often have the most acute Percep-
ton regarding business affairs. II men
would only talk business with their
wives, instead of taking it for granted
that women don't understand any
thing about business" there would
probably be fewer failures Many a
successful business man owes his sue
cess to the keenness OF Judgment OF a
partner whose name does not appear in
the firm or over the shop window, and
who is not supposed to have any con-
nection with the business, and that
partner is his wife, in whom he is wise
enough TO confide. The exchange OF
confidence and a mutual respect for
each others opinions would do much
towards making the wheels of domestic
happiness run along smoothly.-The
LADY,
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The Great Rock Island route will run
excursion trains to the worlds fair and
ieturn, leaving Wichita:
Monday, July i; returning July q
aud -
Monday, July "a; returning July IS and
Aug 4.
Monday. July 81; returning Aug. 4 and
Aug. H.
Monday. Aug, =; returning Aug. II and
Aug. Is.
Parties desiring TO take advantage Of
these cheap excursions will please call
81 the Rock Island city ticket Office, corner
nf Main and Douglas, and register their
names, so that ample accommodation may
Toe provided for all
The Rock Island is the only line landing
passengers at Eugewood. within one mile
"a teh-mlnute ride by electric cars-ol
the main entrance of tie fair grounds.
For any further information call on
!. II. PHILLIPS,
Ii City Ticket y seHt
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Commencing Monday, June 70. and
every Monday thereafter, the Great Rock
Island railway will rua sleeping car o.
their morning train leaving Wichita 81.
II. ~, arriving in Chicago the follow :.
morning at O'Clock. This new Pullman
sleeping car - designed especially for
worlds fair travel. Parties de-iTiu..
space cHD make reservation any numfer q
days in advance By calling az Rock I<.ais!
~ elet Office. corner Man ard Dsuxla-.
bear in nina that the Rock Island : sbe
only line reaching EaGlcwood. whca j.
only Eve minutes wax % the trosl& falr
grounds. =. II PHfLtIPS.
Z5lf c. r. s, p 4. &. X + & T. Ky
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" itl.Out Change OF Cars.

Tie Great Rock Island Route train
leaving VI ichita nj Il. II. runs free vesti-
bale recluiD. chair cars TO Chicago
without change of cars arriving in Chicago
the following morning IN time 10 connect
with all the principa! lines FOR the east,
and north. Sleeping car accommodations
Can he secured upon application at the
Rock Island ticket Office, corner Main and
Douglas. For further Information write
Or call oil j. H. PHILLIPS,
&. r. and L. a. {. il. J. and T. Il. r..
ClO2 Il Wichita. n Is.
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His Regret.

The two tramps had been wandering
about from back door to back door in a
useless search for a bite, as almost
every place they visited was closed for
the summer.
Anybody at home?" inquired Willie,
waiting in the alley as his friend came
out
Nav" was the disappointed re-
Spouse.
Where are thev?"
Gone to the World fair"
Willie sighed.
Brother Walker" he said. sadly,
when | think how this Worlds fair
IS running our business. almost wish
Columbus hadn't discovered America. :"
Detroit Free Press
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Small Son-Mamma, l wish you'd
buy me a fiddle.
Mamma-Iou have no ear for music,
be utterly uncomfortable
Small SOM won't play only Wen
papa is at home. cause then l think
maybe he'll buy me a nice bicycle so
III stop.-Good News.
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COED Thing FOR Summer cou.pf,ints.

Mr.. J. w. Hsger. IA we'll ku o,vn mer
chant OF Clio. Iredell county, y. e., cured
four case, Of fiuX with one small bottle If
ChHulberlain'7 Collie, CboIer.. and D!ar-
rloa Remedy. This is tue most prompt
and most successful remedy ia u-e for
dysentery. dlarTLort. colo AMI cholera
morbus. No other medicine will lake IFS
place or do its work iu this class q dis
eases. Il IS equally valuable Tor children
and adults. - AID - cent bottles for sale
hy Hettinger Bros, <lG East Douglas. aad
VaG WerGen's pharmacy. - North Main
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We Speak What We Know.

From the Coohylle. Texas. Banner.
My wife and four children were taken
very suddenly with severe Gases of cholera
morbus. | bought bottle Of Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and DiarrhoeI Rene
dy, aud from one TO two doses gave relief
III each case. | heartily recommend it, be-
lieviug j. the best remedy known fou
bowel complaints - aud 80 cent bott les
for sale By Hetlincer Bros. 2lG T. Douglas
and Van Werdeh's Pharmacy, 32S North
Maiu
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Th.s IL TIE Fsdactias, soa 70. ia "a,
vey.d's fsi- ga sfzs rrgs& r. rrsef. o.
&c ie-.cu - G.sss JAY =. -. = aus
ssx :
az sa8is Re zszGs fh~ fr., rr-5aetiog
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tie isst sas
> - t$nss Rs = ;hs CAY Ilae hsria.s
..a''9 / s.-sas~a ess - CAse%ss sFpsa - -.
Ies eIIr I5ne rnnaa skr~. IA a,.ty
. = - - Astrsss sfsrs- - .cbssz-
. = - ssisass 80 satas e. .la.r sd - 10
~5sy F1E& .-sss~s1ssi ssssag fruas4 - .vAlss
& A~sesSa. Etaa's fl e.. fskw ra.l,.t
s'sl $40 seesss..S n - Nrss<ssx
Os+. .'~ss. A.
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10 TIE woKrp.s rAiG. -
49,. - q ..

he GTea, Rock island are selling tick
eis 9" 1Ae Eur.d fair ~ Trluessl rEies
I4cEef@ are cclzl for return passage GfsTi
&oTeEatsr - rs leaving IS scss.ta Al 2 a
IL you rezcii CAscazo Ife folIexiu-s mora
Ing - o'csosk, Pre- r~cI3assS chsIr care
It oS3Ea iT-'5oIse Cs sEse 4 CAR Pullman
fss.ste s.~Tf4n@ csF aSc1tss Ezsz~5 atsslss ezssa
- s~cArr. wg01 BBpiscas5oa ~ E.ec&
isiag4sa t-cket oGIso~, corsrE Il I'm sad Doz-
las =. Il Issgs&L1ss..
SeakFai . ieksc sg@a k-s@rs.arE A-ru. o
tIicaGc. Hex ls.KG4 -ssi EaetI &C ;zls va T
n sGa.LA L.
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Proposals for supplies for tho Board of Educa-
ton of the CITY OF Wichita. hans., for
the Ensuing Year.

Proposals for supplies for tho Board of Educs-
ton of the CITY OF Wichita. hans., for
the Ensuing Year.
GO gal. non-corroSiye ink.
II doZ. brooms.
; doZ. cans concentrated Ice.
% gross wooden covered slate pencils.
80 gross common lead pencils.
800 gross crayon.
= bbIs. moulding clay.
~ gross pen holders.
400 gross pens.
2nreams single ruled foolscap.
40 tea, hers registers without covers,
DRAWING SUPPLIES.
I20 pks. Whites colorcd paper.
$40 Pas. practice paper 6X9 inches.
SEQ pks. practice paper ski inches.
1Hp sheets charcoal paper.
- gross eraSorS.
&iEross drawing lead pencils, "Prang's NJ"
boxes charcoal sticks.
~ plaster casts
bids received till p. IN. Friday. Sept !, 1898
Prices submitted for above quantities or any
Excess that may be desired by the board dur
lug the coming school year. Committee re-
serve the right TO rejeci any or all bids
GILES DAVIS,
JNO. l.. POWELL,
GEO. +. CAMPBELL,
Cor.nittce on Supplies
Direct to Secretary's Office, City Building
Wichita, Kansas. rs Ut
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solid YES Ihai q Irsias. " .e'sit 4, s. ago &
mn { 81 Merah. l@r

Augas- 5J-a the Great Koek Leland rouf~
~ p.ac@ ia serve & zt}1u yes lbasa !
tram. composed % rccItuss@ chzlr csfs.
Pullman ,teeprrs sal sg45G ~ cas Tbs
fa.s -ra-a sslll r9a GaIiy, !szv5as IS icf -
~ 9-Is a H. sFrgv AZ 8s flscsgo ~ -
next n5osnfa@. i~avn@ Wicl.s ~ s>zg =
- sfFssinZ al LnlDn 8sp0t. Post " svs &
Tx a. - neTt ua0rLl a. No cAaCgs 81
csrs between IS .catta ans CAira..s OF FcFt
IS o-sh- Jhs Rex j. ss.e - tsse oafT lfFs=
l4pdsug pssse q gers ~ Esgi~=Orr uAtbsa
Gae II e Of Iszlu suffaacs ts world far
gTgonG-. BagEa-c csD - checked 81
T. gsewcE~3 ihaS AEosi.l So. the rss.5 sss FEs-
G ~ sises.lbG car sgAer Fsa~FFrd al
..eaersI lf.ssfaas lSs czn ~ 81 T.. es.5.s =
o. ~ addressing. r. Pagffsrs,
CfT Tscksf &szat. asea.s..
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wichitz to Chicsz, 80. se-chI ago aua ne arm
80. 81.

Commencing Au-. !. be SAINTS r. route
and FIiscl limo viii sell TouHt; Zip G.c-~ts.
lmIied tGIEtF day.. 20 Chtcs-o - Sc -
and ore Wy tickets 81 -. good ca a.,
TRIMS. Free rec,iniag chair ears sEtl
through Pullman aisePets For ius.asf
IlfoTflgst iali csii ~ q. fsiFe-s
S.. u. ACEDDC8. D -. Pas AGENT.
CG5lt - &oFlL MIA street.
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For the G. a. r. encampment at Hutch
insop, Kan, Aug. "A TO IS, the Missouri:
Pacific Railway company Will sell round
Trip tickets at the rate OF one fare for the
round trip Tickets good returning until
Aug. 81. Two trains daily tor Hutchin-
s0n-1;35 a. m. and eco y. IN.
L. L. BLECKLEY. Z. and T. A,
69tf ia North Main street.
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II think YOU must have nisunder-
stood, said a hungry man III Harlem
restaurant to waiter.
How 50. sir?'
81 ordered fried liver. and voushave
brought ne fried leather. "-Tammany
Iir1aS
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Altogether Different.

Turnkey-Now, ma am, you've re-
melnbered all the murderers. Amt
you going to give some flowers to that
poor fellow in cell No. 81?
The Young Woman with flush OF
indigna tom -No. sir. l am ashamed
to say he's a distant relative. tie has
brought disgrace on the family. He is
here for stealing ham!-Chicago Tri-
buua
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ssc.a5 10 OH. ago a.e Re.l.rn

Commencing Au-. !, ibe great Rock Is
and railway will sell fouut ir.p llra.ts /,
Ihlcaco ana return for SO %. good to re
infn aiiy time Inside ut thirty days: single
laie $3.50. lree ,ecliniu. CHAR car,
through without Change. Sleeping ca,
recommendations can lie secured on snnlics-
ton az the Rock Island Ticket oiilcr. cor
Esr Msin amt Douglas.
ltl II. = II. PHILLIPS, Pass. At
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That's i nice dog, Chappie; looks al
most as if he could talk"
"I-a-a-s; ne has some verwv odd
ways Envy time I sing he bowls"
Indeed? Quite intelligent, isn't
he?"-Washinrton star.
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He Took No Risks.

Mr.. Oldchum-So you have got mar
ried since saw you last, FIVE years ago.
How old is your wife?
Mr.. Flabby-Excuse me a moment.
must find out from her if she is still
twenty-eight. Texas Siftings.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-22
One Fare For The Round Trip.

We will sell tickets to Chicago at the
rate of one tirsfclass fare for the round
Trip on the dates as follows: July II, p.
II. and August Z. 1893. For fuii iuforma
ton call at ia y Nam ST. or at depot cor
her Second ard Wichita st.
+. T. BLECKLEY, p. &; T, A.
d50 tt Missouri Pacific Railway.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-22

Mr. Ga.l-Ycs, ] have been very
sad since M wife died, bat it might
have been worse, Nr. Worrnwoo.l-
Why? Mr.. aau-oh. ! might have
died rlysclf-N. \. Recorder.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-22
Setting the Pace.

English Poljtician-You seem TO be
much faster IN this country than we
are in England
American Politic:an-Yes here we
run Tor congress. while over there Won
merely stand Tor parliamcat.-Puck.