St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-21
JOTTED BY JUNIORS.

The most popular resort at Coney ISL
and yesterday was the Bachelors and
WidowerS' Headquarters, in charge of
Al SchwelZer. They bought it by the
case and dispensed 1t by the barrel, and
this is simply synonym of their liber-
alIty. But they were too generous
The girls got t''Onto Them" and before
the picnic was over the same table was
known as the Ladies' Retreat" with
the possible exception of the time May
or Smith graced the festal board as an
orphan anu asked for a sandwich and
some beer" and then coughed because
he thought he had said the wrong thing.
That is all right, mayor, but those who
stood around thought you hiccoughed at
the girls, just the same.
The young ladies' race was the most
exciting of the day, and when Morris
made up the book he found that he had
twenty entries. To run them all at
once was impossible. so he divided them
into heats. The scheme was all right,
but he should have barred girls with
short dresses. They have no impede
ment in their speech-Speed L should
have Said-and consequently the Young
ladies VINO have manageable designs
and long clothes had no chance. The
color OF the Juniors won. but she showed
her stockings above her shoes and
therefore was simply blooming into
miSSh0od.
Our Mayor Bob staked all his stuff OH
Kit Rice, but she came IN third, and
made the most gallant race of the day.
Ali Kit needs is little coaching and
training, and Billy says that as long as
1t Is only SIX miles to Fort Smelling he
thinks TWO trips day will do tor
starter. and as Seon as he comes down
q H. Il II.
That trip from the depot TO the landing
might be pretty good starter, Billy,
and you had better reduce first or Kit
might double on your tracks and get
nome before YOU get cut to the fort.
Morris Self is the only member of the
Ramsey County Junior Pioneers that
can run sporting programme success
1uiiy. 1t Is his line, and Bob Smith
SAID, why. any one can see that by
looking at the snit." He may be small,
but don't come into contact with those
| dukes, or those Oh Morris better half,
either, for they say that she can out
point him every time, especially if it is
lat home"
1lt was peculiar coincidence that
Mrs. Crosby'S thirty-Seventn wedding
anniversary should Strike the same day
as the fourth annual outing OF the
JUNIOR Pioneers. The Strangest part of
the coincidence was that every Junior
thought she said that she was thirty
seven years old. ana by her looks no
iOneer or Junior could tell the fer
ence. But the old farm runs on Just
the same.
Summer resorts are beautiful things
in imagination, but the leaky lakes are
too much crowded with leaky steamers,
and the law that allows a state boiler
Inspector TO give a license TO wood
yard engine To run steamboat whose
middle weight may bear it down in the
middle at any time and break it in
two must have some leaks also.
Joseph Argay can pass more refresh
mentS than any scholastic Hungarian
that ever struck the shady shores of
Coney. But then every one took every
thing that Argay passed around, as he
is druggist and knows just what
people should have in these warm and
hard times. JOe'S prescriptions are
good, even though they are plain.
Charlie Spiel, you are awfully afraid
of water.
Mrs. Self did not run in the married