New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-01-11
THE talk or THE DAY.

The Oldest university IN the world Is the University
OF Fez. which + to-day the principal Western seat
Of Mahometan Theology
II you are getting lazy, watch james. II your faita
Is below par read Paul. II You are impatient sii
are getting welk-kn"ed, take q ioo at Elijah. u thar
is no song In Your heart, listen 10 David. II you
are getting sordld spend with: with Isaiah. II
you feel chilly the beloved Disciple IL put his arms
9%S mp to Rev eaton and Ct glimpse the prom
ised land.-tBoston saturday Evening Gazette.
IT, as alleged the Rev. D.. A. r. Pier.on has made
900 in his Bible during tn. last ten years,
he has been pretty busy man. For he must have
made on average between thirteen and fourteen
notes an every day Of the ten years. working ten
hours day And as there would have TO be, on al
average more than 400 for every chspter in the
Bible II IS hard 10 how any ordinary book could
hold them But maybe the Doctor made only 500
notes.
Maude-I was at the theatre last night, bu. !
didn't the STAR Miss Buskin. She was III and
Cmra~rhat was too bad. without her the play
must have been tame enough.
wer. displayed on wire forms, and people sao that
the play went rather better than usual-Boston Tran
script.
The Boston Transcript" tells OF Boston man who
think, there is much repartee In the Episcopal SER
vice.
Mothcr-Do you know why your pa called Mr.. Blow.
"': To,nmVIYss;m hes a smaller man than pa
(BroOhyn Life.
We're crusty old Carlisle now alive. he might Of
some modern Frenchmen what he said Of the French
nobility before the Reign OF Terror: zone virtue they
still required to havefor mortal man cannot live with
out a Conference.-The virtue Of perfect readiness 10
fight Il duel
A Fad Bunder-Magazine ONCE Boy-oh. there's
al I'm fnp %
business Manager Eli. what's the troubles
Office Boy-rhe ianltor made mistake ana put
The No Almittanc.' sign at the subscription Office
and the Welcome door mat III front OF the editors
room.-(Good News
Says n correspondent OF 1.-THE Boston Transcript:
81 am constantly confronted with the expression Mr.
and Mrs. Thomas de Monmorency Jones born smith,
or Mr.. and Mrs. Augustus Tompkns horn
.nooks) or Mr.. and Mrs Clarendon White lborn
Reddl' dii thus and 50. Now what does this mean
Was Mr. Clarendon White born Reid Or was II only
Mrs Clarendon White who was born Reddl And II
Mrs Clarendon White wants everybody 10 know she
was born Rcdd why does she not announce herself as
Mrs R,dd-Whi | have hesitated long before con
ndng my pcrIlexty 10 You for solution, dear sir.
but | find my mind dwelling constantly on the
subject that felt 1t would be- great relief 10 70.
ceive Information. Was Mr.. Thomas Montmorency
Jones born smith And, II so. must he have had
his name changed by act OF Legislatlre Or, II all
these couples who were born with the same surname
are first cousins. IS not that rather alarming out
look for society y
AN HONEST VERDICT
wnt do 70" imagine mat an picture would fe''n
As with nanl'tlck IN hand he the same did out
Toward . a Ballet Girl" dlmly atrired
The friend turned his sale AT the picture whie'
Rather dazca ut the artists caprice.
Il Boston Courier.
Among the new poSoilices the following.
according TO THE Postal Guide: In Alabama, Al
fred. Annie. Blanche. Booz"r, Crow. Edwin, Jacnin
Jeptha. KID posey. Ruth. Shtrink sunday, sun
flower and Tomato. In Arkansas new postofhces
are: Eta Ella JakajoncS. oBear, Pim, sang, stop
ami Wanamakcr. susan has been discontinued Gil
forna puts forward such euphonious names OF new
Offices rs Ca,cadcl. ESw,na. Llaass, Miramar, Poke
gama Pollasky, ToolwaSs and fulupa. In Florida:
Alligator Chololo>kec. Christmas shakespeare Trax-
Irr Whittier and Turkey Creek all have postmisters
now The name of Euchee Anna has been changed
to Walton and Zion has been changed TO Dade Ben
ME. Carl. Crochet. Dip. Eli, Embp. Enon, Euno'
rain Francis, Horace. Jennie Joe, Josh, Luke Lux
omni Maud, May. Neite. Pocket stop and Thunder-
bolt are new places In Georgia TO which you mny ad-
dress your mail. Dot and Tom are new postornces
In Illinois with that are comparatively short
to write.
Ilostess-wll YOU have II piece Of pie, George
,ieorge- irs'm; but please make IL double s,~e,
because told me not TO ask for TWO piee's'-
Good News
A man presented himself before the Car. the osner
day. and requested that he might b. sent TO slperis
Tor life and sent quioaN who are your Inquirer
th. Gar" that YOU make extraordinary request
= am an American weather prophet replied tue
other, who went around last fall Informing every
body whom | met that the winter OF lo92'o3 WIS "
be SO mild rs not TO deserve the name oi WHICH,
e" cannot understand why that stock goes up ana
dawn nm and down. wits such regularity saiu
rrIkrly noting the rise and fall Of stocks NJ the eA
change. ,, ~, r,.,,,, wafer YOU
,n,w and Il WORKS like the tide" explained me Wa
street. man.-lHarpsrs Bazaar.