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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-10-25
sIDE-sPLITTING WIT.

The Mote and Comment" young
man on the oregonian grows funny in
lumpish attempt to ape Ambrose
Bierce and Revelations, mixed. He
writes.
Many years ago a blue-eyed, fair
haired boy, brave with ambition and
~ college diploma, became a reporter
on daily paper a position he had
long dreamed Of. The city editor, after
delivering a brief but important lee
tuIe on the duties and responsibilities
OF his position, said: Now Mr. so-and-
So is Just back from the East, and is
said to have reliable information that
the railroad Ia Astoria Is about TO be
built. Go down and see him. Make n
good story OF It, and put triple head
on It." The young man went out with
a happy heart and with visions of n
iirst-page article embellshed with n
map and two or three portraits dane,
Ing before his eyes. OF course the man
told him the item was all right enough
but II wasn't ready to use yet, and he
would have to wait few days. Since
then other men have gone East and
returned. and the reporter through
alternate hope and disappointment
has become bowed with age and gray
with the strain Of suspense, He IS
SIN following up the Astoria railroad
Project, and In the wanderings OF his
shattered reason. often takes his grand.
children upon his knee. and tells them
OF the wonderful article he is going to
write when the road is built"
The oregonian. for the public safety
really ought to DO It's duty. in this mat.
ter We quote from one of its editori-
ais OF yesterday what we conceive that
duty to be; 1T is an exceptionally rare
case wherein the family Of an imbecile
or insane person is justified In the en-
ioaror to care for the afnlcted membor
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BUCKLEN's ARNICA sALvE

The best salve in the world foI cuts
bruises, sores, plcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and positive
ly cures piles, or no pay required. II
Is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-
tion oE money refunded. Price 25 Cents
Der boz. For sale by Chas. Rogers, se-.
'essor 70 j. G, Dement,
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The most odious falsehood that walks
the earth is that cheap money, depre-
eiated coin, inflated currency, collapsed
credit, silver dollars half fiat, poor pa
per, are the poor mans friends, Can
1t be possible that every generation of
American people have to be schooled
IN experience 10 know that truly the
highest standard is the poor mans pro-
lection from the cheap money sharks,
the most insidious and incessant of
robbers?
The silver Pops ard puffers and Pef-
fers, the lunatics of the West, have
been treated with too much courtesy
and Difference by a majority of the
senators and of the press and the peo-
pie, They need to be hit hard with
hammers, punched with pokers and
pinched with tongs. They would un-
derstand that sort of thing. and might
oeme to knowledge Of themselves.
They are doing the country mischief,
snd the senate Of the United States
has been turned into silver plggery,
with a result of decentralization that is
deplorable. Cannot the party alleged
to be in power give us a little reformg
It is not the eternal duty of govern
ment to fad market for the silver
nis.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-10-25

The Astorlan guarantees to its ad'
vcrtisers the largest circulation OF any
newspaper published on the Columbia
river.
Advertising rates can be obtained on
application to the business manager.
This paper is in possession OF all the
telegraph franchises, and is the only
paper on the lower Columbia that pub
lishes genuine dispatches.
The Daily Astorian's circulation s
five times as great as that OF the corr
bined circulation Of the other daily pa
gers Of Astoria.
The Weekly Astorian, the third ol lest
weekly in the state of Oregon, 19s,
next to the Portland Oregonian, RE
largest weekly circulation in the state.
Subscribers to The Astorian are re-
quested to notify this office, wltnoI
loss of time, Immediately they fail o
receive their daily paper, or when n
do not get it at the usual hour. by
doing this they will enable the mar
agement to place the blame on the
proper parties. and to ensure speedy
remedy
Handley & Haas are our Portland
agents and copies Of The Astorian can
be had every morning at their stand on
First street.
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NOT A PARALLEL.


one Of the fallacies of American free
traders is to assume that policy
which worked well in England fifty
years ago will work well in the United
States at the present time. England
has never admitted all kinds of goods
| free, but all sorts of raw materials are
admitted free. This enabled her manu-
| facturers to make the most of their
superior machinery and their excellent
facilities for reaching the markets of
other countries. The raw-material in
dustry was so small compared to the
| II anufacturing industries that might
be built up that the former was delib-
erately sacrificed. Probably under the
conditions that prevailed the policy
adopted was wise. But the American
free trader prefers to adopt like pol
icy under VIGOROUSLY different circum-
stances. Unlike England we are es-
sentlally producers of raw material.
In giving manufacturers free raw ma
terial we strike down numerous and
profitable industries. We propose to do
this at time when the markets of the
world are not open to capture as they
were when England declared for free
trade. In fact, the markets of the
world are not now worth any consid-
cradle sacrifice. England, which once
held them, has been partially driven
out. The cheapest labor countries in
the world are contending tlercely for
them. England has sacrificed her farm
ing interests and is now crowded out
IF the markets for which she made the
sacrifice. But the American free trad
er is going blindly in the same direc-
ton without a chance of the prize
which tempted English statesmen into
that faith.
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YESTERDAYS WEATHER.

Local weather for the twenty-foul
fours ending at p. M, yesterday
furnished by the U. s. Department o.
Agriculture, weather bureau.
Maximum temperature, so degrees
Minimum temperature, "a degrees
Precipitation, none.
Total precipitation from July 1st
1893, to date, 1888 inches.
Excess Of precipitation from July 1st
1898. TO date, 2.07 inches
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ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

All persons having claims against the
estate Of f. E. Nelson, will present
them to me at the Office of J. Q. A.
Bowlby within six months from this
date.
JOHN JUOKJE,
Administrator
Astoria, Oregon, Oct. 19, 1893.
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Attached to express trains, aiIording superior
accommodations FOR second -einss passengers.
FOR rites, tickets, sleeping car reservations
etc, call upon or address B. r. ROGERS, Assist
ant General Freight and Passenger Agent. Port.
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The rly Route Through California to
Points East and South

PULLMAN BUFFET sLEEPERs
AND
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Farmac6ahcO Je n DaisersidGu ds IL Rab0aa.
Escaz podeyos yeaesso para l pcao
La EXPULSION CREOSOTADA del DIR. Rabel, es un
nagnico maravloso aente terapeutco exito seguro
Oertsnacss esados, kcg6fds 1a6saa hagitismo en-
ninos Dedad general y en- sqma las afecciones de
Ia gargana los bronquios los pulmones. Despieta ell
apeto vgoriza las naturalezas mas empobrecas Rs 81
remedto por excelencia.
1nica original asociaci6n de ACEITE DE BACALAO,
CREOSOTA HIPOFOSFITOS DE CAL SOSA, es una
delcada crema de balsamico de grato sabor
paladabls hasta pOr los nilos.
TOdos los enfermOs Ia tomaran sin repugnancIa con
faciidad gusto Esta elabolada esqusito esnero
Pruebese Sc adsnirara su rapida acci6n cnratlya.
Vease ampHo prospecto que acompaha cada frasco
De venta todas Droguelias Botcas Isa de
Cuba Dep6sito principal Reunion de Jose Saba Ha.
hana. Puerto sca FarmacA DrngAsia de C3nlIanetp.
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EMPRESA
DE KAPORES ESPAE0LES cORREOS DE LAS AN7yLLAS
YTRAsPoRTEs MILITAREs DE
SOBEgK.V'OS $ Ie HER IL ERR
HHB ANA u

Los sada
15 20 25 de cada las cincu de Ia tardes
% das de labor los del dia en- los festivos
. ES5E sLINEA DE CUBA
de Cuba los loa
Is Y 25 =.
Nuevitas ihars,
Mayari, Baracoa, Guantanamo y Cuba.
escalas exception de Las de Maya
j tocara Sagua de T8namo - :. .a#ao
odos sadas de Cuba los dias B rs
Habana las fechas
% Y de cada mes
de tocara retorno uantanamO.
LINEA PUERTO-RICO
das 10 20 los hacen servo de 20
del NneVa ibara Baracoa uantanamo Gu.
bs Puerto Plata Ponce Mayaguez
Aguada de Puerto Rco rstono hara escaa los
mismOs puert0s . y s<.zs
del da 20 Nuevtas Gbara Baraco uantanamo Ou-
b Ponce Mayaguez Aguadis San Juan de
to-Rico, viniendo por los mismos pueEIoss
saGendO Sespectlya
negaudo Ia HAbana en- la.
fachas c0respo dientes de 4 y Il de cada mes. !,
de estOs dos yapcres t0caran s1 Se0no ON
~ sLINEA DE CAIBARIEN.
odos los unes sadrA t0cando
os maftes ngar6 Caibaren
Caibaen ueves despaeS de hegada
escaa en- Sagua egara Ia Habana log
viernes.
Todos los viernes adra tOc
en- Isabella Sagua sabados negr Cibarien los domingOs
Ecuars saliendo de Caibaen los despnes
del de pasaeros, tcara Sagua egara H
hama los nercoies. -o- ..x.r ...a~.zy@..
Esta emDress remoques
habtado de bonba achiques utes
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ADrOv6CheSe Ia OCCASION.

Por haber trasadado dueno Ia residencia pun
TO- vende la Farmacia que ene estabeca en- Yabucos
ell Lcenciado D. Francisco de p Rincon La expre ada
Farmaca ene todos accessories buen estado para
ell entrante eierccio de % ene asegurados nedan
remate coo pesos servico de medcinas enfermo
pobres. FL que desee obtenera puede dirigse Sr
con Patillas, apoderado Yabucoa, D. Redro
Jose COrrea. S-6
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Somhrer0s del pals ,es. Con motive Dc !.

pals los sombreros lamados de panama. jipapa gi
ron etc. procurando Ell que suscrbe mitar possible
pracica combinando aqueos procedmientos quimicos
mas moderno ha podido perfecconar esta pa de mode
duracion que squella efecto tene constantemente
del pals (Caborojoy Rncon) todos los gustos
dos los gusos todas las fortnas. Ventas por mayor
rOl-AREssTR0-P. r. S0-23
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lr. R. N. POUTE & HIJO

Cirujanos Dentistas establecidos en-
San Juan de Pto. Rico, Gale de San Jus
TO nhmero T.
Montado nuestro gabinete quirdrjico--d dental
la altura de los primeros establecimientos de
Europa y Norte- e-Amsrica, en- possession de cuan
tos adelantos han hecho en- esos paises, estamos
en- aptltud de praticar cantos trabajos operacio.
nes 50 NOS confien, asguros de deiar satiafechos
nuestxos cliantas-
The herald., 1893-11-24
A. Mothers Way.

When the Rev. Horace Bushnell was
boy, he was very desirous Of knowing
something about music. No one in the
family could teach him, however, and
his mother, with that divine patience
and insight which belong to mothers in
general, found that if the lad was to
have his wish at all it must be through
her. She obtain ii book and soon
taught him all she knew-the scale, the
keynote and how to find it, and the time
of the notes.
This was only ''book learning" how
ever, and the question was to adapt it
to the use of the voice. Little Horace
wanted to sing by note, and that his
mother could not teach him. She could
sing by ear, however, and the two hit
upon species of reverse process. The
mother sang familiar tunes, and the boy
watched the notes, observing how the
intervals and time ran along, and, as he
expressed it, ''soon began almost to sing
with us"
And from singing airs they knew into
notes that bore no meaning they finally
learned to sing airs they did not know
out of similar notation. The method
had been unlocked. and further progress
was easy. The mothers heart had found
out the way.-Youth's Companion.
The herald., 1893-11-24
A BALLAD OF LIGHT HOUSEKEEPING

'Tis a subtly sweet suggestive phrase,
But the simple soul who is lured thereby
Will make a sorrow for many days.
In secret oft will he moan and cry
And vote the thing tremendous lie,
For it means. this phrase that sounds 50 fair,
world of trouble and toll and care
And a wild distracting wish to go
Away from 1t soon and anywhere.
speak of the things whereof know.
1t means an little transparent ways
To hide away from the common eye
The fact that your bread and butter stays
In your desk; that you bake and boil and fry
In single dish. 1t means to try
To hang your garments, the best you wear,
In q folding bed, that last despair
OF honest souls; and, bitterest blow,
1t means kitcheny parlor air.
speak Of the things whereof know.
1t means to shrink meath the stern amaze
OF the lordly butchers and bakers eye,
Apologizing in meek dispraise
For your modest wants. To rave or sigh
Over the pangs of the boughten pie.
'Tis to pray a strong, heav'n reaching prayer
For the meal a man pronounces square,"
And to be once more in life below
Free from that peace destroying snare.
speak of the things whereof know.
ENVOY.
Ye who have tempted this life to share,
Pause ere ye enter the tigers lair;
Consider the truth fain would show.
For with hand Oh heart firmly swear
speak Of the things whereof know.
-Carlotta Perry.
The herald., 1893-11-24
POMONA.

Che National Guardsmen to Be Enter
tained.
POMONA, Nov. 23 23-Pomona will make
arrangements to receive and entertain
the visiting companies of state militia
on Thanksgiving day in warm and hoe
pitable manner. The sham battle on
the grounds OF Loud & Gerling's fruit
yards and adjacent lots will commence
at p. m. instead of at later hour, as
announced. A grand hop will also be
given by company D. 1t is the intention
that real enjoyable time may be had
by all, both visitors and home folks.
There will be no morning service in
the Universalist chnrch for time. but
an evening service at McComas hall in
stead.
Rev. A. w. Nesbit, who is down from
his Cucamonga ranch home, informs us
that his mother is still lying in the
same critical condition-not much hope
OF final recovery.
The Pacific hotel has changed hands,
Mr.. w. j. Carr. recently of Los Angeles,
taking charge this morning.
Nice crcquet grounds have been pre-
pared on the Hotel Palomares premises.
This, in addition to the tennis court,
will give come enjoyable "pass-time" to
guests 30 inclined.
The trial OF J. II. Todd va. the South
ern California Manufacturing company,
in progress for the past five or six DAYS,
closed yesterday, a Judgment OF Sl39
being given to the latter. Mr.. Todd
says that he will appeBi,
General Passenger Agent Thompson
OF the Santa Fe was in town this week,
as alec was Right Way Agent I. j.
Wilson OF the Southern Pacific.
Mr.. J. Weber's family are all sick with
the present epidemic, la grippe. It is
feared that it may 90 hard with his little
daughter, just slightly convalescent from
q long siege OF typhoid fever.
Mrs. Terry and family are moving into
one of the BYosseau houses on Fourth
street, between Gibbs and Louisa.
Mr.. I. d. Holiday has arrived home
from nis recent eastern trip.
Mr.. George Robbine, of the firm OF
Pierce & Robbins, is again at his post,
having returned from his Chicago trip.
We notice preparations are being made
in one or two of the vacant business
houses o. Second street, as if about to
be occupied.
Captain Gregg has left for Seattle.
WASH. and will probably remain until
after Christmas. His family is still
here.
Among those who left for Lus Angeles
this morning were noticed Messrs. G. E.
White, j. G. Aston and Allen Nichols.
Mre. Martin OF the Central hotel left
this morning for Arizona. Mr.. w. l..
Farley will for the present run the
bouse.
Mr.. John O'Donnell was in town to.
day.
Mr.. Henry Sandos takes unto himself
today better half. Success and pros
perity, eays the Pomona iteme man.
Quite number OF small shipments OF
fruit and nuts are leaving our town
nowadays. ........, s...s.r,..
The Pomona Land and Water com.
pany will not give right Of way for the
pipe line OF Beckett & Fleming. 1t can
possibly be purchased. W Va.
The herald., 1893-11-24
THEY ALL STAND IN.

The Examination of Bosnian for Assault
With q Gun.
Yesterday was the day set by Justice
Seaman for the examination of Arthur
Bosnian, on a charge of assault with in.
tent to kill.
Bosman is the fellow against whom
Mary Wurters, cyprian of Alameda
street swore to complaint to the effect
that Bosnian took two shots at her
while she was lying in bed. The shots,
however, went through dress hanging
on the wall. The woman is said to be
Bosman's mistress.
When the Gaze was called the
woman failed to appear. Since she at
tempted to have the charge dismissed
and failed, it is said that she was taken
out of the way by "macs" to avoid Civ.
ing testimony. 1t is the same old game
tho class always ''stand in" when one
Of their number gets into trouble.
The case was necessarily continued.
The herald., 1893-11-24
RIVERSIDE.

The Mldwinter Fair Tangle-LocaI
Notes.
RIVERSIDE, Nov. 23.-This county is
still wondering what is going to be done
toward placing an exhibit at the mid
winter fair in San Francisco. The
supervisors passed resolution at their
last meeting resembling former action,
when they voted $35. 900 to reimburse
parsies for money expended on the
worlds fair exhibit, but in reality to
pay the expenses OF establishing dis
play. at the exposition in the Golden
Gate city.
Yesterday Auditor Fox declined to
issue warrant for $1,000, payable to ].
r. Newberry, chairman of the mid
winter fair commissioners. Mr.. New
berry, through his attorneys, Grove &
Anderson, Immediately instituted pro-
ceedings in the form OF q writ of man.
date. issued by Judge Noyes, and service
was made on the auditor at once. The
complaint is quite lengthy and recites
the facts in regard to the exhibit. The
question will be finally settled today.
NOTES. ~
DR.. M. F. Perry of Perris was in the
city yesterday.
Hon. VIM. Cresterline Of San Jacinto
was at the county seat yesterday.
@. A. Meade of the Santa Ana and
Newport railroad was in town yesterday.
A pool tournament under the aus.
pices OF the County club, will begin to-
night
The public schools OF Riverside will
close Friday evening till December, to
allow the teachers to attend the teach
ers' institute.
Company G will give a social dance
December 1st, and has issued invitations
for the same.
The bicycle race to take place at Halls
track Thanksgiving day, before the
horae racinu, lie closed, ia the principal
topic of conversation among the wheel
men. Sixteen riders have entered.
The herald., 1893-11-24
SAN BERNARDlNo.

Proceedings of ths Board Of super
visors.
SAN BERNARDINo, Nov. 23.--The super.
visors met yesterday afternoon and
transacted considerable business OF inn
portance. They commenced by trans
ferring $500 from the worlds fair fund
to the county fund. The sum OF 1928. ID
was taken from the worlds fair fund
and placed in the immigration fund.
The county fund was rec q ,ed $1,000,
which amount was credited TO the fund
for inducing immigration.
The claims Of several justices OF the
peace came up for hearing, and the
board passed on the following: A. j..
Felter was allowed SAB, instead OF $l53
as claimed; Justice H. X. Bingham, $4l
instead OF SAG, his claim, and the ball
ance on said claims was ordered held in
allegiance until euch time as the eaid
juatices may comply with the order OF
the board adopted October 5, 1898. in
regard to fees OF constables and justices.
The next meeting of the board will be
held December 4th.
BRIEFS.
Mrs. J. Jonas is visiting friends and
relatives in Los Angeles.
The Ontario college football eleven
will practice on the home grounds with
the High school team OF this city, next
Wednesday afternoon.
The marriage of Lieut.. Gov. Joseph
Gill OF Illinois and Miss Pearl Hall will
take place at the residence of the BRIDES
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. w. Hall OF this
city, next Tuesday.
The Webeters will meet at the court
house tonight and witness moot court.
Guy Shoup, 7. w. Duckworth and J..
w. Curtis have been indicted for con-
epirecy in attempting to break up the
socity.
The interest in the Button murder
trial continues unabted and large crowds
ere in attendance.
Walter d. Wagner. deputy county
auditor, and Mise Carlo Hammer OF
this city we're united in the holy bonds
of wedlock today noon, at the residence
of the BRIDES parents. on Ninth street.
The newly welded couple will take the
A p. m. train for Coronado, when they
will take a steamer to other coast points.
The herald., 1893-11-24
Notice of Sale of Bonds.

DURsUANT TO A RESOLUTION OF THE
trict. duly given and made on the 7th day of
Novem her, A. d 1893
Notice is h ereby given that said board Of
directors will sell to the highest and best bid
der the second issue of bonds of So d
irrigation district to the amount of 100000,
bearing interest at the rate Of per cent per
annum, pay able semi-annually, on the frst
days of January and July OF each year on the
presentation of the interest coupons at the
ofhce of the treasurer OF said district.
Said bonds are Issued by the board OF direc.
tors of Upton Irrigation district in accordance
with and by the authority OF an act of the leg
islature of the state of California entitled "An
ernment OF irrigation districts and to provide
for the acquisition of water and other property
and for the distribute of water tn hereby for
irrigation purposes" approved March z, 1887.
Sealed proposals and bids Tor the purchase OF
said bonds will be received by the said board
Tulare, State OF California, AND may be ad-
dressed to or left with G. Will KlinderA, the
secretary of said board at TiptoH, Cal at any
time after the date Of this notice, and until 10
O'Clock a. m on the 9th day of December, A. D.
1893, at which time and place the said sale
will be made.
Said bonds will be each of the denomination
of $500, and will be negotiable In to.m and
will conform in all respects to therequirements
of said act.
The board of directors reserves the right to
reject any or all bids.
Bids must be sealed and addressed to the Sec
retary of said board. and indorsed: Proposals
for Upton Irrigation District Bonds"
Done by order of the board OF directors OF
Tipton Irrigation district, November z, 1893.
J. M BOARD, President
G. WILL KLINDKRA, Secretary. lily 23t
The herald., 1893-11-24
DOWNEY.

DowNEY, Nov. 23.-Since the rain fell
the air is cool and clear and inclined to
frost at night. The change has brought
sneezes and coughs and la grippe holds
the fort everywhere.
Quite number of the Downey Ma
sons went over to Norwalk on Saturday
evening to take part in instituting the
newly chartered lodge at that place.
Yesterday evening the Odd Fellows
were entertained at Compton by the
order there and a social good time was
had.
Mr.. Nolen was called to Long Beach
this week to see his mother, Mrs. Col
sen. who is lying very low at the home
of her law, Mr.. Darby.
Mr.. McKelvey of Clearwater had a
horse stolen from him night bsfoIe last.
new windmill and tank have just
been put up at the Masonic cemetery
here. and now we hope to see a great
improvement there.
The creamery assumes shape and will
soon be in operation.
Bird Harris is home again after a
months absence.
Mr.. Chamlee, the si.versmith, swings
out new sign today.
The Chinese laundryman is missing,
seemingly has deported himself.