davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30
Journalistic Strategy.

Pugilist-Say, young teller, is you the
sporting editor who writ this article
calm me a bully?
Sporting Editor Every much agitated)
No, sir, I didn't write that you were
bully. That is typographical error.
What wrote was that you were a bull
ly fellow.
Pugilist-Is dat so? Come have ono
wild me.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30
Convicted.

Police Justice-Prisoner, Dim tould
$eZ do be hard drinker!
Pr1soner-It's a loible, yer honor. Oh
niver was drunk in me loife.
The officher shtates thot yez was
drunk on St. Pathriclz's day."
HE lois, yer honor. OF was not"
Thin yez do be an ,imposhter, wild
yure Oirish brogue. Tin Truth.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30
He Looks Ahead.

! Gummy-W What makes you look so sol,
emn, Spatts? What are you worrying
about now? l=.
Spatts-I. am afraid that my daugh.
ter will marry an English lord.
u Gummey--What a ridiculous idea
You have no daughter. You are not
even married. FL
Spatts-I know that, but Z am &C
customed to look ahead. Truth.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

Like incautious and weak swimmers are
those who incur the risk Of chronic rheuma-
tism by a neglect Of safety. This can be in
sured at the start by that live preserving
medicine, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters.
no safety then. Forestall the chronic stage
Of the malady by using the Bitters, which
is equally eticacious in malaria, dyspepsia,
disorder.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30
QUEER WINS or TOPERs
PET vAGARIES INDUCED IN NY
DRUNKARDs.
The Man Who Hires ParIor Car
to Carry His ssLoadv-The Tramp
Who Keeps q Private Set 81
5j Books. +a* Il Il \ u

Varied and remarkable are the va
carries produced by over-indulgence IN
4 drinks !: ls. From the Russian moojik, who
drinks himself to sleep with frightful
potfons Of vodka, to the lightrhearted
Frenchman dancing off the exhi1arating
effects Of champagne, all drinkers have
peculiarities which are more or less ma
donal, but there are those who have
specialties, and it is Of them would
present some illustrations. -.
As a specimen Of the form Of national
peculiarities I might mention the dis
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30
Nearly LOCO 600 people still speak Welsh.

Never buy whfslSey for 1nefirf-
nal purposes unless you know the bottlers
of it to be reliable, as most whiskies sold
under celebrated names are spurious. cheap
have their names on the labels
Uncle Sans Monogram Whiskey Is bottled
BY the oldest and largest firm in the Liquor
linz in the Northwest and the favor with
which it has been received is the best proof
Of its superior quality. Ask your druggist
or retail dealer for it. -
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30
VIOLENCE.

VIOLENCE.
That IS what the ordi-
nary pills and bowel
medicines depend upon.
\ That explains why your
System is in a worse
condition afterward
than before. And that
is the reason why DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pei
lets are the best things
in the world for every
stomach and bowel
trouble. There's no
disturbances. no reac-
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

The Stonehenge monument consisted when
entire, Of two circles and two ovals, the
outer circle being composed Of 60 stones,
each from Ii, to 20 feet In height
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

DR.. Frank Airport, Eye and Ear Surgeon. formerly
moved his Office to the Dayton Building corner Of
Nicollet avenue and Sixth street. Minneapolis.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

ton afterward, and their help lasts. They
absolutely and permanently cure Constipa-
ton, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, Sick and
Bilious Headaches. One tiny, sugar coated
granule is a gentle laxative or regulator;
three are cathartic.
They're the smallest, the easiest to take
and the cheapest, for they're guaranteed to
give satisfaction, or your money is returned.
Buy of reliable dealers. With any others,
something else that pays them better will
probably be urged as "just as good" Per-
haps it is, for them; but it can't be, for you.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

The photographic office at Washington is
disposed to attribute the heat and drought
In Europe this season to the scarcity Of
1cebergs in the North Atlantic.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

IF the Zs:,5y ~ Cutting Teeth,
Be suro and that old and we'll tried remedy LEa
WlNsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

FOR SALE-One 6-horse power Engine and
Boiler che ap for cash. Kerrck Frost, IA 1st Ave
North, Minneapolis, MINI
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

fiegemnn's Ga IN pa,.,7' se:.. wit II Glycer7ne
Cures Chapped Hands and Face. Tender or Sore Fee
Chiblains, Piles &c. G. " Clark Co.. New Haven, c
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

The Australian gold is finer than that O.
California, having a quality of 20 to 3d.;
carat.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

cure Dyspepsia and Constipation
DR.. Shops Restorative Nerve" Pills sent
&c stamp. Druggists csc. Dr. Shoop. Box
W.. Racine. Wis.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

ALL the Greek philosophers, sages an,
seers ate no flesh.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

The New Home Sewing Machine Company
gets the Worlds Fair Medal.
The New Home Sewing Machine Company
received the highest award at the Worlds
Fair, both on machine and work. All points
claimed were practically granted.-Chicago
Herald. -.... ~
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30
Hoods Pills do not purge; pain or gripe
An Important Decision.

"George, dear, said Mrs. George, lam
I to have a sealskin sacQue this win
ter?'
. "Wel, I guess not said George.
''Do you want to go to prison?'
"Prison?"
Certainly. Didn't you know that
this Boring sea decision has made it
lpenal offense to buy or sell sealskins?'
Truth.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

English-speakfng people have the be-
foreheads and eyebrows.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

A shoemaker at Lynn, Mass, repairs free
every eleventh pair Of shoes left to be fixed.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30
In Deem Water.

Germany has wagon propelled by ben
zine,
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

Roman women were admitted to tragedies,
but not to comedies.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

The average duration Of the reigns of
s EnSlsh soyereigns has been twenty three
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

In Moscow the winter cold Is so intense
that it freezes quicksilver, while the sum-
mer temperature is as high as-t that Of
Naples. e: sE|&.E E'-E
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

view the royal wedding procession in Lon
don, and prices somewhat similar were Of
fered by others.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

A one-armed resident of Youcalla, Or,
built during the past month a house twenty.
four feet square without assistance.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30
TOLESSEN.lRON'S COST,

For a perfect and permanent cure of G.
ta1rh, take DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

By the emancipation proclamation 1885,.
x12 slaves were freed.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

In Shakespeare's time the prices Of ad.
mission varied from a penny to a shilling.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

T .s :, .s:: s'ss Thompson's Eye Water.
n. w. n. o. No, a.. 1893.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30
Hoods iS:::;;''s Cures

continued; gained 80 pounds in weight and
have been perfectly cured and now in good
health" VIM. ERICK W. Duluth, MINI.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-30

Another Gag" accumulation Of my &C
quaintance had the habit, when he
reached the climax Of his inebriety, of
hiring a parlor car, which he caused to
be attached to a train, and went
wherever the train was bound. The
destination was matter Of perfect in.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-10-14
Druidish Ruins In England.

The Stonehenge, one of the most remark
able of the ancient monuments on the Brit
ish isles, is situated on the Salisbury plain
about three miles from the village of Ames-
bury. 1t lies at the conjunction of two
roads, surrounded by bank and ditch, and
is as much of puzzle for the antiquarians
of today as it was for those who carefully
surveyed and examined it thousand years
ago. When perfect, it consisted of 80 huge
upright stones varying in size and form,
those at the entrance being 13 feet high and
some of the others IS feet They all average
10 feet in height, the majority of them be-
ing feet square.
These upright stones were Joined togeth-
er by others at the top, these last lying
horizontally, like the lintels of door
post, and each about 19 feet long. The
whole made a huge circular cage, the use
of which can only be conjectured. At ex-
actly S.3 feet from this circle of large stones
is an inner one composed of 40 stones stand
ing on end, but much smaller than those of
the ante-ring. It's supposed that this struc-
ture was Druidish temple.-St. Louis Re
mn blio
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-10-14
PURELY PERSONAL.

General Black holds his pension by
grace OF II special act of Congress.
Inspector Williams of the New York
police was arrested the other day by one
of his men, who was convinced that the
Inspector was IL confidence man.
Mrs. Crook, the widow of the Indian
fighting General, is a very fne-looking
woman, with snowy-white hair that is
in striking contrast to her youthful and
vivacious spirits.
Tennessee has seven living ex- Govern
ors. In the list of official succession
they come as follows: Isham G. Harris,
d. w. G. Senter, James ID. Porter, Alvin
q. Hawkins, William B. Bate, Robert
l.. Taylor and John p. Buchanan.
Don NJ. Dickinson of Michigan, ex-
Postmaster General of the United States,
has been retained by the Canadian Pa
citic to defend President Van Horne and
other officials of the road charged with
violation of the interstate commerce law.
The trial comes up in November at Ia
soma.
Captain Mahan, now of the United
States steamer Chicago and the author
of the remarkable books on the influence
of sea power, is one of the most popular
Americans in England. He was guest
at the dinner given by the Queen to the
German Emperor at Osborne the other
evening.
1t is stated that as soon as the Arch
duke Francis Ferdinand d'Este returns
from his journey round the world his
betrothal will take place with Princess
Elizabeth of Bavaria, granddaughter
of the Emperor Francis Joseph and of
Prince Regent Luitpold of Bavaria.
Ex-President Benjamin Harrison
writes to friend that he will arrive in
San Francisco about the 1st OF next Feb
ruary. He will remain in California six
weeks. His lectures at Stanford Uni
versity will be largely historical, and will
treat of colonial characters down through
the confederation to the adoption of the
United States constitution.
DIR. Thomas Heazle Park, the physi-
clan who accompanied Stanley through
the Central African forest in his search
for Emin Pasha, is dead. The explorer
showed much affection for Park in his
book, for the physician pulled Stanley
through when he was attacked bv sick
ness at Fort Bodo and also performed
excellent service for the other members
of the expedition.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-10-14

If only we could recognize that children
do not mean to be irreverent! Little Lewis
was really as devout as could be expected
from 4-year-old and sang with great fer
vor Sunday school hymns innumerable,
sometimes revising them after his own
fashion or iumbling them up with scraps
of other songs in a style less shocking than
comical. Whether he sat on the porch
steps by the hour blithely warbling forth
to the passersby the somewhat alarming as
surance that
will guide thee with my knife,
or announcing with lusty shout,
Holy forks, for am coming,
whose original | need not remind those
who live within avoiding distance of me-
lodien was the widely known hymn, Hold
the Fort" his intentions were of the best.
Washington News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-10-14
BUSINESS BR EVITIES.
Thcrc nrc &C. 700 tclcnhoncn in Lond

There are GO, 600 telephones in London
Gcrmany's first railroad was built in
1885.
Russia has more horses than any other
nation.
! Liberia yearly exports / 900, 900 poundr
Of coffee.
The bog land Of Ireland amounts o.
2,S3O, 600 acres.
California wines are said 10 be gaining
favor in Europe.
Over $1,000 persons arc employed in
London theaters.
Nearly 100000 pianos are made an
nually In England,
The total cost Of the Sucz canal ex.
cccdcd E20, 100000.
The capital invested in English rail-
roads exceeds $500, 900, 900.
The little Kingdom Of Greece finds
employment for q 900 sailors.
The unicycle IL expected by an in
ventor TO go II mile In twenty seconds.
The hats worn ont in this country AN
nually cost M much M 1900, ,00G, 900.
1t is estimated that 5,OOO, 900 women
are earning wages in the British Isles.
One Of the largest barber shops in New
York now employs girl BARRIERS cxclu-
slyely.
The price paid for cider apples at the
big mill at DOylcstown Pa, IL 10 cents
per 100 pounds
Forty'scvcn years ago the patent for
the first practical sewing machine was
issucd TO Elias Howe.
The State OF Illinois will use this year
more than 100000 barrels OF beer, or
enough TO float navy.
The national debt Of Great Britain il
f6SO, ,6sl ,bSl 3,4O3, 407 ,0O5); the ma
tlonal dcbt Of the United States is t377,-
III ,SOIT.
Greeley, Col, will ship about 5000
carloads OF potatoes 10 other States the
present year. Many carloads OF these
potatoes go 10 Texas.
The Waterbury Watch Company has
resumed operations. The courts ought
to have known that it was impossible TO
wind that concern up.
A carpet loom has 1cen devised which
runs two sets OF nc Hes, and the in
vcntor claims that will produce
square yard Of carpet Material in one
The consumption Of beer in the United
States is now half barrel per capita, !
and is doubling about every eight years. !
At the beginning OF the next century it |
promises to be a barrel head.
The Tribune states that the | 1903 mill
onaircs OF New York city alone could,
il they choose, buy up the whole real
state OF the entire Southern States and |
'vict the population by due process of
aw.
According to the official report for the
Dast twelve months the American peo-
Die drank only 1888, 720 barrels OF beer
n 1875, while last year we drank 81 ,374,-
'l9, and this year 1876, 4G6, an increase
II 2i50, $40 barrels.
The nail machine was invented in l775.
Vt the present day it is estimated that
!, ,00O, ,000, 900 nails are annually made by
machinery in Great Britain alone, and
rom fourth to half of this number
II the United States.
Eastern Switzerland manufactures am
lually nearly $20,000,000 worth of ma
embroideries The United
states alone have imported as high as
Z ,7O0,000 worth of these articles in a
ingle year, and the business seems to
'e Increasing. ,'''
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-10-14

Mrs. sleuth; or. The Lady Detective.
"Har
"You will not give me million dollars'"
mo"
81 am your wifey"
"Yes"
Therefore you are my husband"
at is So
"And you will not put your property in
my name?"
Woman, what takest thou me for3"
1--WE will see."
"Annette"
"Yes, madam"
Buy all the disguises iD New York"
"'Tis as good as done"
~ may need one"
"Haw
PUT them in Fifth avenue stage"
II begin to comprehend"
They will reach the Union League club
by tomorrow evening"
with industry-but it is quite four
blocks"
Attach my diamond revolver to my
watch chain"
"Ha! the adventure is indeed hazardous"
And put my knitting needle in it's scab-
bard"
II obey"
1t is a small room in the club.
Two men are playing cards.
The stakes are a million dollars.
They are not two men.
Nay, they are man and boy
The man holds four kings.
The boy holds two aces.
But they look to the man like four.
He staggers from the table.
II am ruined!"
1T was l who won your million dollars"
What, you, my wife?"
"Yes, II Is my hat on straight"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-10-14

"Did he marry the girl who could paint
things on crockery ware?"
No; he married one who could cook
things to put into crockery ware New
York Press
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-10-14
NO. 20.
WHERE SHE DREW THE LINE.

Her eyes were soft and dark as night,
Her raven tresses yying.
took a seat beside my love,
And soon fell 10 signing.
She placed her hand within my own
What thrills began 10 culver
About my heart! Said she, Dear John,
What is 1t makes you shiver?"
scarcely knew, and so said.
I'm warmer than cinder,"
And then daring thought occurred
Pray, what was there to hinder
bent above her ruby lips
To steal the tempting blisses.
"Oh, nor said she, "it cannot be:
! draw the line at kisses"
All, who can tell the royal way
To manage pretty misses2
Just when you think they love you most
They draw the line at kisses.
The years may come; the years may go;
I'll ne'er forget our meeting.
Upon her cheeks pretty glow
The moments all too fieeting.
And oft my heart doth dream anew
OF aromatic blisses,
As when, her little hand in mine,
She drew the line at kisses.
Chicago Dispatch.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-10-14

I'VE charge s. dozen; $40 for three
dozen; $15 for six dozen, and so on"
II suppose av man TUX enough av um
yez 'ud let UNI go for nothin?"-Harper's
B2zar.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-10-14
A Sweet Samaritan.

Small Boy-Oh, mamma, this poor old
gentleman says he hasn't had thing to
eat for eight months, so I've invited him
home to lunch with us.-Harper's Bazaar
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-06-20
A LeaIous Husband,s work.

LEAvENwORTH. KANSAS, June iS.-Am-
brose =! Arnold, head bookkeeper for Den
ton Bros, graft commission merchants,
to-day shot and mortally wounded his
wife and then blew his brains out.
The family had just finished their
Sunday dinner when Mr.. Arnold in an ex-
cited manner demanded that his wife &C
company him to his room up stairs he
wished TO talk with her. Mrs Arnold
took alarm at her husbands &C
lions, but finally consented to 80
10 his room. Arriving there
Arnold accused her Of infidelity.
Mrs Arnold indignantly asserted her inno-
cence, but her husband, drawing a re-
volver, threatened to shoot her. She coolly
folded her arms and dared him to carry
out his threat Leveliug the weapon Ar
mold fired two shots into his wife's body,
and then blew his brains out with
the same weapon. Mrs. Arnold is NOR
tally wounded and made ante norton
statement OF the facts OF the tragedy
Two girls, aged FIVE years, twins, will be
left in the world alone as a result OF the
tragedy. The people OF Leavenworth
will care for them. as neither Mr.. or Mrs.
Arnold was possessed Of any property.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-06-20
A Ror Mnrderer .. Laree.

AsBURT PARK. n. j., June 19.-The muir
der Of BERTHE Wagner, little son or Louls
Wagner, a farmer near Howell, n. D., oy
George Wood, a boy employed oy MT.
Wagner, has caused intense excitement IN
that portion Of Monmouth county. Young
Wood ran away aud has not been arrested.
Young Wood came from Williamsburg,
where he lived with his widowed mother
about ten days ago. He was strong
sturdy lad IA years Of age, but very lazy.
Saturday he was in an ugly mood ana MT.
Wagner decided to send him back home.
Wood went up stairs. BERTHE followed him.
In few minutes there was loud report.
Wood ran down stairs and meeting Mrs.
Wagner said: "Bertie did it,"
The child was lying in a pool OF blood,
with the left side Of the face and head
blown of. Across his breast lay his faith
er's shot gun, one barrel Of which had
been discharged. The child bled TO death
ia three hours. The neighbors Hooked 10
the house and stood in the door yard dis
cussing the tragedy. There was no ques-
ton but that the child had been shot by
young Wood who was walking about cool
and unconcerned When he heard the
farmers talking about having him arrested
he ESCAPED to the woods.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-06-20
SPECIAL COMMISSIONERS SALE.

Catherine Burleys, Adminiitratot ". J. L.
hurley and others. and ]. b. Luksns a Bra.
vs. j. l.. Burnley. and others. Ia the Cireuh
Court Of OAio county, West virginia.
BY virtue OF the authority vested In me by
decree entered In the above mentioned eaus.i
consolidated, on the 81 day o. June, 1893 VIII
sell at public auction at the front door OF The
Court House ofohio county on
SATURDAY. JULY & 1893
commencing at 10 o'clock a. M, tho following
described real estate that IL 20 say. A piece or
parcel Of land with the buildings thereon,
which fronts 20 feet. inches ON the west side
OF South Front street.. In the city Of besling,
and running west with an even width W ~
foot alley, being part OF LOT lain G. L.Zanss Ad.
diion % the ci y u Wheeling Also astfiP OF
ground " feet in width aud 75 feet . inches
deep lying north and adjoining the north
line OF said lot No. IL, together With al TIE
rights and interests 10 and 10 the partition
wall on the south side OF said part OF ioi NO.
IL, intended 10 be conveyed 70 ChthAfine Bei,
ley by deed made By william Campbell aud
wife on the lat day Of oyenbef 1913 and re-
corded In the Office Of the clerk u the county
court Of said OHIO county, In deed book o.
Terms OF sslsf onsthfd Of the purchase
money. or so much thereof ~ the pufchA'sf
may elect - pay. In each, aud the residue Ia
two equal payments Ia one and two years.
WITH in crest from the day OF sale. and tie
legal title 10 be retained a. security for the de-
ferred payments. q. ,os,s
WI HALLER, Special commi,iioah
Auctloneef.
hereby certify that the aboys-namsd spss
la co nc missioner has given bOnd asd sscgrty
as teouired by law and the said decree.
ssi2 clerk
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-06-20
Sent a Naughty Letter.

SDscid! 7tis0rdDl 10 ne Rs01tsr.
PARKEBSBURG, w. VA, June 19-Chas
Clayton, a constable ana well-to-do citizen
of Writ county. was arrested by United
States Deputy Marshal Mehen to-day and
brought TO this CITY on a warrant charging
him with sending an obscene, lascivlous and
Threatening letter through the mails. The
letter was sent to Mrs. Lydia Creel, wife
Of MIR j. Wilbur Creel, o resident OF East
Eighth street. this city. In it the writer
makes serious charges against the virtue
of tho woman and threatens to expose GER
tain alleged irregularities in her conduct
The case came up before United States
Commissioner Tavenuer this afternoon,
but was not concluded, as several witnesses
could not be reached to-day.