New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-01-20

The treasurer q the WORRIES lalr received the a.
lowing unique letter the other day:
Lofts p. o. Office =
Pennsylvania
dcccmb tn 30 1899
saw and advertlcementn the pricticlc farmer money
for sal send particals If chcp anaf l want 500
hundrd dollars what Is the lest 200 hundred dollars
cost Of the 30 cent pcces / would like to hay 500
hundred dollars of green goods II You no Of eny
compny that handles Civ them my nam adres /
want to get In to som thin that's some mony In
/. f. CIsAM.
Contrast" That new brooch Of yours, Nm.
Mnker,7 said her candid friend Mrs. speak0ut III
you don't mind my saying so, Is the nsleSt thing
/ know It,, replied the brave little woman cheer
fully. Il wear II because my husband gave it 70
70, &C. ch, M,nas pT scnns IN the room .s,n,,
remembered that he had given away to chronic
oafrs and Office bSr how Win n c SSps e, and con- o.:
nrcscnted him Christmas Day, and he went out 10 the
coal-shed and Kicked himsell-tChicago Tribune.
They leaned up against each other IN the cros
seat Of an elevated car and puTed and cooed and
sighed Tie strains OF a SiXth-ave. hand organ
broke through the rattle OF the ears and she asked
g DO YOU sing?, "No.- "Do You play upon any
instrument, NO I would be glad II I could but
oay upon a kcttledrum!" "ob,' she exclaimed, ~
adore drums!'
A Cautious Physician -" The fashionable HRS
=" With what's
what tho prevailing malady In society Is to be this
winter before he commits hmsclf'-Nogue.
Alexander r. Webb. who is about to begin the work
Of converting the United states to Islamism Is Q
native Of this state. and was tcweller by trade.
MANY years ago he drifed West and started paper
I'm Unionville Putnam County, No. In 1875 he be.
came n reporter on "Thc ST. Louis Journal" and after.
ward on .Thc Times" "Thc Globe Democrat" and
| uni. - Dors
friends she IS one OF the companonable Of
mcn Polite afrabc, gcodnatured and full of Wit, he
made friends everywhere, and was gifted with an
amount OF hope which even Mulberry Sellers might
have envicd His first break from the established
religion was a jump from the Presbyterian faith q
his parents to materiasm. thence into agnosticism.
thence into Buddhism and finally into 1slamism Bue
all the willie he and now Is Iheosophis'' lie -
ready speaker an amateur actor and gifted writes.
and with these necessary qualities predict he VIII
create n religious sensation when he opens his mission
IN NewYorl backed, he will be. by many thousands
OF rupees and the prayers OF millions OF MussuH
mans"
one Of the Incorbes.A mission school teac ess
caught one OF her small boy n seh ,,lnp III w.
" Don't you KNOW she said. ihat IL Is ""Aeu ~
''' ~ s.pose So, he replied with indifference.
why did you do it, then"
"Sn %, George Washington guess he don't I'VE
!" The teacher was astonshed and psinet .c.
Why she said. very mpresstyeE: ,,, usCs!m
Washington was the greate s, man tna' ever H'e'
Well. / guess he want when he wuznt %
bggern me- he said with supreme conhaen s,ssa
tendcni.-(Detrot Free Press
81 wish TO inform the press remarked exInamplon
Sullivan the other night from the stage Of Buna4S
theatre that try to be a gentleman II is 10 10
feored that Mr. s,lvans efforts In this direction arc
rs unsuccessful as those having for their OBJECT eHs
knocking ont OF his professional brother Cofoe'''
Mamma-Did you and Ethel rlay church WITH
s' Little Dora-wc tried to but couldn't. cause
r-o HADN'T any boy doll for preacher
couldn cause We hadn any boy doll for preacher.
we Sn was ny It'll" too lively for regular church.
sn we turned IL into a reyival.-(Good News
oo,,,o q, reehs aro saws Glasgow paper. Q
man &, mot c,,v was so carried away by the 'iumi Yum"
trio in the performance OF The Msado' that, lack
bououet with which To express bis admiration ior 'ns
Young singers he pulled whiskey bottle out oil hs
noctet and hurled IL on the stage. WIN me tn''
instincts of the scotch. he had previously empned inc
easI, But this WAS not regarded as an eN'eiuaunS
circumstance by the magistrate. who sentenced nhi 10
thirty dsys' Imprisonment for the offence Pta slns'
vho was struck on the knee By the admirers 'ious~
f. nj present in the Glasgow hospital.
~Cimme the little old ones" Is request ireou,nuy
,oari now al the stamp window Mt the postoisess
The first novelty OF the new stamps has gone os aH
pcople are willing to 60 On in the od "as'-'o''
t)n Transcript
There IS an instructive desire on the part OF every
college boy TO speak Of his alma mater rs oid-ou
Harvard. old Yale etc. 1t Is even said that sohe
~ the students of the University OF Chicago, WINCH
os opened ONLY last October, are beginning TO re'es
10 it rs Old Chicago
TIE CASE IN A NUTSHELL.
From Puck.
II Dr. Nc;lynn
Committed sin
In preaching up land conhscatlon'
Was Rome not unjust
when the doctor she thriSo
From the altar the church and salvauont
II DR.. MoGlynn
Committed sin -
For which he deserved such a SENTENCE
Does Rome show god sense
To condOnr the offence $500
While there's not the pretence OF repen'an"s
I'm greatly atIaid
Thai b'andcr made
In regard 70 the priests indccOrums
Twas Il blunder To ban
4 good. innocent man,
Or worse bunder now to restore , n, nm; ,,novn.