The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-02-17
UIILLS w HUUoE SLANG
A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO
COLLEGE GRADUATES.

COLLEGE GRADUATES.
Slang In the Months of Men Is BAD Enough,
but When We'll Brcd Young Women Are
Addicted to the Habit 1t Becomes Abso-
lutely IntoIerable.
Dear girls, avoid slang. There are so
many reasons why you should not use
it, and only one excuse in its favor that
l have ever heard from any reliable au-
tEority! Here'it is:
Oliver Wendell Holmes, in of his
racy breakfast table talks, says: Don't
think / undcrvalue the proper use and
application of d can't word or phrase. 1t
add" piGnai1cy to conversation as a
mushroom does to a sauce" That this
is the.idea most young people have
when they first begin to use it all will
admit, but unfortunately it is like mod
crate drinking in its tendency, SO insin-
uating in it's growth as q habit, and they
become SO addicted to it" TO follow
out the SMILEY, that it seems impossible
to make themselves ineligible without
it. Ihave heard young ladies (0 talk
ing who seemed to have an entire vo-
cabulary composed of slang which
would be as utterly unintelligible to q
well bred English or Scotch girl as
Chinese or Gpeel.
-Toquote the veteran philosopher again:
"These expressions come to be algebraic
symbols of minds which have grown too
weak or indolent to discriminate. They
r the blank checks of intellectual
bankruptcy. You may fill them up with
whatever idea you like. Itmakes no diff
ference, for there are no funds in the
treasury upon which they are drawn"
That of is very severe, but l
have often heard quite clever and well
educated young ladies using those odious
"blank checks to such an extent that
any one not knowing them intimately
might readily have supposed their "in-
tellectual bank" empty.
wonder what DR.. Holmes would have
thought Of an actual conversation be-
tween two young ladies in good society,
so called, who sat behind me in the grand
stand at a baseball match last summer.
I can give it almost verbatim:
Say, Jen abbreviated form of Jennie:
life is too short to use the whole of a
persons name), who is the fly looking
'snide' in the yellow striped get up:'"
"Oh, come off the roof! To pretend
you don't know Cob. &C. o. B. are the
young gentleman's initials wittily con-
verted into COBB After the way you
went for him at the ball last week!
You can't stuff me with that kind of
gag, Miss Innocent"
ooh, is that Cob? He must be off his
nut to rig himself in such a 'swagger'
way"
"Oh, Jen, look at Cob He is hor-
ribly ratified Mabe (short for Mabel
'slung a glance at him. and he lost his
head as well as his base"
SIS she mashed on COBB"
"Ha, ha. Pull down your vest!' Do
youthink Mabe is off her base?:' She likes
him to trot her round and stump up the
needful for ice cream, ETC., but she likes
Alf Jones better all the same-ee.' You
al bet your sweet life she won't marry
Cob"
"Look a. hi.n now. You bet he's 'hus-
tling!'"
SECT there, Eli" "Ruddigore!' THAT
was a boss rum and so on ad finitum,
ad nauseum. All this in a perfectly audi
BILE voice, and they were seemingly I'M
aware that there was anything vulgar or
out of the usual in their conversation.
Probably there was not, and yet those two
young ladies were college graduates and
were possessed of more than average abil-
ity.
If you think this description exagger-
ated, listen critically to the next I'M
restrained conversation between two
young ladies whom you know to be
guilty Of using slang freely. I fancy I
hear you say, "But I never could talk
like that" Take care! Just as conf
dent ones as you have begun by using a
few slang words-''they are SO cute and
expressive, you know!"-and ended by
forming a vulgar and enslaving habit
which took great strength of mind and
firm perseverance to break. The worst
stage Of a slang deyotee is when she
grows utterly unconscious of or indif-
ferent to the habit. There is very little
hope of improvement for her. The only
safe way is never to form the habit at
all.
Dear young girls, on you the clam
guage of the future" in great measure
depends. You are the coming mothers
and teachers and will have an all pow
erful influence in molding the language
of the next generation to come and num-
berless generations after that. See to it
that it is a language Of intelligence.
grace and purity.-Miss Frank Davis in
Wives and Daughters.
The Value of a Good Address.
Young men should study to talk well