The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-12-15
TOLD ON THE QUIET
"a Record of Individual opinion Merely

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GA Record of Individual Opinion Merely)
| The society bellies OF Evanston have
that very appropriate appendage-
nerve When one is neglected by the
society editor she does not so off into
a, quiet corner and have a good cry
but Immediately sits down and indites
a letter to the editor. in which the
latter is roasted to a turn. Recently.
one of the Evanston bellies attended
a masquerade ball and a description
OF her. costume and mention of her
sell tailed to appear in the paper the
next morning.
Then there was music. She wrote
the editor letter and questioned very
much whether the editor knew any
thing about masquerades, anyhow, and
incidentally limited that those who sue
| ceeded IN getting their names in print
pdld the newspaper man a good round
price for that privilege Further, an
OLD gentleman friend of hers, was
also cut by the society reporter,
and his fair defender says: "a cava-
ner py dress, he was a cavalier indeed.
Els costume as a bold knight was
graeed by his courtly bearing and kind
! Words
Ihen was her ire aroused once again
by the fact that another gentleman
friend, whose chief distinction seems
20 De that he Is bald. was also not re-
ported as being present, and she SAYS,
ana her words Should go ringing down
| tne ages. "A man should not be snlb-
| DecADEP hnl ic hal
paIes may belong to the BEST
Ihey do, Birdie, they do
The origin of the grip is shrouded
IN mystery. 1t is wanderer on the
lace OF the earth, but one OF the most
successful globe-trotters in existence.
me russians call 1t Chinese catarrh
the Germans cab it the Russian pest:
the Italians name it the German dis
fever.
While you are thinking about it, this
Us strange world: One man is strug-
Cling for justice while another man is
neelng from it. One man is trying hard
TO save money enough to buy a house
and another ia trying just as hard to sell
us mouse, for less than it cost him, to
get RID OF it. One man is spending all
the money he can earn in taking a girl
to the theatre and sending her flowers.
hoping eventually to call her his wife.
while his neighbor is spending all his
gold to get divorce. One man escapes
all the diseases that flesh is heir to
and gets killed on the railroad, while
his friend escapes without a scratch
and dies with the whooping cough. A
few of our subscribers have called and
hay h11t
we wish they would.-Ex.
| The Utah statehood bill has passed
the House, and there is every reason
to believe that it will go through the
Senate with the same CELEBRITY when
it reaches that body which will prob
ably be within, a very few days Let
us hope there are no Morses in the
upper house-no such men that would
be in favor of burning witches at this
late day. Mr.. Morse will some of
these days, doubtless, be surprised to
learn that George - Washington has
passed peacefully away, mourned by
the entire nation; that Lee has sur
rendered. that the slaves of the south
are free; in other words that he is
living in the closing days of the nine
teenth century. nj
l. *sr*
You may get though the world, but twill
If you listen to ali that is said as you go.
You'll be worried and fretted, and kept in
| a stew, .,
For meddlesome tongues will have some
For people viii talk.
If quiet and modest you'll have it pre-
That your humble position is only as
You're a wolf in sleeps clothing or else
But don't get excited, keep perfectly cool.
For people will talk.
You'll hear some loud hints that you're
selfish and mean;
# upright and honest, and fair as the day lay.
For people will talk.
And then if you show the least boldness of
Or slight inclination to take your own
They viii call you an upstart, conceited
But keep straight ahead don't stop to ex-
For people will talk.
If threadbare your dress or oId-fashioned
1 oOlne que Will surely Idhe HOIICC OIL JIldI.
! And hint rather strongly that you can't
But don't get excited whatever they say,
For people will talk.
Now the best way to do. is to do as you
please
For your mind if you have one, will then
/ be at ease.
OF course you'n meet with all sorts of
| abuse,
But don't think to stop them. it amt any
use,
For people will talk-Ex
According to the Chicago Tribune,
this occurred during the fair; Almost
before dawn one morning last week
a guest Of one of the large World
fair hotels appeared as if by magic
before the half opened eyes of the
drowsy night clerk. The guest was
] tall and gaunt, his attire was rural,
his speech nasal and his chin beard
| like unto that of a pictorial Uncle
| Sam. IL
| He rubbed his hands and said Good
morning" with the air of man who
hoped he was doing right, but was
not quite sure of it. The clerk re-
sponded as most hotel clerks would UNI
| der the circumstances,
| FYew folks get up kinder late" the
iguest continued. still at ease ME and
my wife 'av ben up quite a piece
She's made the he'd and drsted ny, tho