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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-11

Great attitudes furnish . gymnasium
where the respiratory organs are compelled
TO be exercised, and, consequently become
larger and more efficient.
Altitude, also, prevents instead of inducing
hemOrrhage, as was the old opinion. This
fact has been well established by experience
and observation.
Prof. N. W. Harrington, chief of the q. 8.
weather bureau, says:
Santa Fe lies in the driest part of the
United States. This region is extensive, but
changes in form from season to season.
Santa Fe is always in it, however.
TIE WATERS or SANTA Pc.
d.. J. +. Danter vice-president Of the
American Health Resort association says:
ut IL worth travelling miles to drink d
such waters y flow through this deep cut in
the mountains and supply the city Of Santa
Fe for domestic purposes and for irrigation
of the fruit farms. The water is absolutely
pure, cold and fresh from the melting
SHOWS above, or trickling from springs in
the mountain side. It is free from all lime
alkali or other ingredients so very injurious
to the consumptive patient. Such water ID
q great boon anywhere and at any time, but
here, where other features of sunshine and
pure air combine to produce an ideal
climate, 1t is Of special value"
STATISTICAL INFORMATION.
The annual temperature varies but little
from year to year. The following tables tall
the tale:
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where to stop in Lhicaxo.

The perplexing question which is every
day asked by people who desire to 60 to
Chicago to attend the Worlds fair is,
"Where are We going to stay when We get
therefR This is easily answered, and il
you will go to the ticket agent of the
Santa Fe, Mr.. W. M. Smith, he will tell
you.
Arrangements have been made for the
distribution by the Santa Fe company of
q pamphlet entitled "Homes for Visitors
to the Worlds Fair" This 10 a reliable
pamphlet containing the rames and ad-
dresses of about 1900 families who will
furnish accommodations to visitors from
May to October 81, 1898. The pamphlet
also contains sectional maps which will
enable the intending visitor to select any
quarter Of the city that he would prefer.
Correspondents can then be carried on
and definite arrangements made 20 that
when visitors arrive in Chicago they can
proceed at once to their quarters.
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Where yIayfiowers Bloom.

Where Mayfowers bloom in woodland
ways
And feathered songsters trill their lays
Tho poet walks in solicitude
And finds for golden fancies food
In all that charms his wandering gaze.
He marks with JOY as on he strays
Beneath the fostering solar rays,
Burst into bud and leaf the wood
Who're Mayhowers bloom.
But spring her fickleness displays
And shows him many a wintry phase,
And Boreas sometimes rude
And while he strolls in pensive mood,
He gets his death of cold these days
Where MayAowers bloom. "a
--(Rondeau.)
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Physicians Have ROUND Out

That communicating and foreign ele-
mont in the blood, developed by indiges-
zion, is the cause of rheumatism. This
settles upon the sensitive sub-cutaneous
covering of the muscles and ligaments of
khs joints, causing constant and shifting
pain, and aggregating as calcareous,
phalky deposit which produces stiffness
ind distortion of the joints. No fact,
which experience has demonstrated in re-
gard to Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, has
stronger evidence to support than this,
namely, that this medicine of comprehen-
|stve uses checks the formidable and afro
|cious disease, nor is it less positively
Established that it is preferable to the
lpoisons often used to arrest it, since the
medicine contains only salutary ingredi-
Pnts. 1t is also signal remedy for mala-
|Fial fevers, constipation, dyspepsia, kid
hey and bladder ailments, debility and
Pther disorders. See that you get the
genuine.
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LEGAL xatien

vs. IS. Court County of
Josie A. Bentley. Santa Fe No. 1868.
The said defendant Josie A. Bentley is
hereby notified that a suit in chancery
has been commenced against her in the
district court for the county OF Santa Fe,
territory of New Mexico, by said James
NJ. Bentley. praying for dissolution of
the bonds of matrimony, now existing
between said parties, that unless she
enter her appearance in said suit on OF
before the first day Of the next June term
Of said court, commencing on the 18th
day OF June, 1898, decree pro confesso
will be rendered against her.
NJ. GosHoRN, Clerk.
B. S. RoDEy,
Albuquerque, N. NJ, Sole. for Compl't.
Santa Fe, N. NJ, April rs, 1898.
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Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 1885,

LAND Orr1oz AT SANTA FE, n. NJ,
April Z, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof In support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the probate Judge or clerk
of Taos county, at Taos, N. NJ, on June
26, 1898, viz: Juan N. Gomez, of Cerro,
N. NJ, for the Use u sec. 81, 8 hsw
a, sec. 80 tip. 30 n, + 13e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Jose Damian Arohuleta, Bartolo Cortez,
Manuel 7. Quintana, Antonio Quintana,
jr., Of Cerro, N. NJ.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of said proof, or
who knows of any substantial reason, IN.
der the law and the regulations of the in
terror department, why such proof should
not be allowed, will be given an oppor-
tunity at the above mentioned time and
place to cross-examine the witnesses Of
said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal OF that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MORRISON,
Register
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Terrible Misfortune Many Suffering
From It To-day.

The cry of misfortune il never heard
without responsive throb OF sympathy
from those who hear it. Thousands who
have had Ia grippe, which left them with
that constant tired, WORKOUT feeling,
sleeplessness, dull headache, depression,
hysteria, ETC., have often prayed for relief,
and are obtaining 1t from DR.. Miles Res
torative Nervine. M. Lew Enyart, Macy,
Ind, says: "Your Nervine has. cured me
Of prostration; 1t is just what your adj
vertisement said II was" 1.-Two bottles
Of Nervine cured me of sick headache"
--Chas. WILDER Palmyra, N. Y. Sold on a
guarantee by A. 9. Ireland. jr, Call for
the Doctors book, NEW and Startling
Facts" free.
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A New Line to st. Paul.

Commencing March l, the Wabash and
the Iowa Central run two through trains
daily, Pullman sleeping cars, free reclin-
ing chair cars, between Kansas City, St..
Paul and Minneapolis without change.
This makes the shortest and most attrac-
tive route to Duluth, Winnepeg, Bismarck,
Fargo and other points in the northwest.
Train No. l, leaves Kansas City at 1885
p. M, arriving at st. Paul at $3.50 next
evening.
Train NJ. 8, leaves Kansas City at 10
a. m, arriving at st. Paul 7:45 next morn
ing.
Ask for your tickets via the Wabash
Iowa Central Route. G. NJ. HAMpsoN,
Com1 Agent, 1924 18th St., Denver, Colo.
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The worst cases of Chronic
Catarrh in the Head, yield to
Dr.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
So certain is it that its max
ers offer $500 reward for an
incurablc case.
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important! Read This.

Bowling Green, Ohio, March 20, 1889.
Having suffered severely from rheuma-
tism for some time 80 that I was un-
able to work, Mrs. 0. D. Hopkins, of this
place recommended Hibbard's Rheumatic
Syrup. After taking two bottles I was
entirely cured. I can cheerfully recon-
mend 1T to any one that is suffering from
rheumatism.
FRED MooBE.
l have personal knowledge that the
above statement is correct.
CD. YoNKE1, Druggist.
Prepared only by the Charles Wright
Medicine Co., Detroit.
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What 1t Was.

A London newspaper relates that few
days ago Queen Victoria was greatly
charmed with piece Of music performed
by tho band playing in public at Osborne
and sent one Of her attendants to learn the
name of the piece The attendant came
back and reported with some embarrass
ment that it was entitled Come Where the
Booze Ia Cheaper. "-Argonaut.
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Diplomacy,

Fauntleroy cried last night, Nora. and
kept Mr.. Styles awake andin consequences
he is in bad humor this morning.
Yes, madame; but Fauntleroy wanted
to lick the paint of of his toy camel. t4
Well, if it happens again tonight let
him do it. want to ask Mr.. Styles for
q new hat tomorrow.
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A Surprise. @

-- cUFPE5bcs #NSgW
First Mature Maiden-Mr. Smith looks
quite young and jaunty since his marriage,
doesn't he?
Second Mature Maiden-Yes, so he does.
He looks almost as young as he did when I
refused him. He was Is then.
First Mature Authenticated had no
idea he was W,-Truth,
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Notice for Publication.


Homestead Entry No. 1854.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
April ~, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the probate Judge Or clerk
of Taos county, N. NJ, at Taos, N. NJ, on
July 20, 1898, viz: Eugenio Gonzales, of
Cerro, N. NJ, for the a, sec. ~, tip. 80
n, Of +. 13e.
He names tho following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of said land, viz:
Rafael Vigil, Ramon Cortez, Jose Doni-
van Archuleta and Alexandra Martinez, all
of Cerro, N. M.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of said proof, or
who knows OF any substantial reason,
under the law and regulations Of the in
terror department, why such proof should
not be allowed, will DO given an oppor-
tunity at the above mentioned time and
place to cross-examine the witnesses of
said claimant and to offer evidence in
rebuttal Of that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MoRR1seN,
Register.
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Miles, Nerve & Liver Pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equaled for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, SO doses rs cts. Sam
pies FREQ, at A. 9. Ireland, jr.
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The most painful cases of rheumatism
may be relieved BY few applications of
Chamberlain's Pain Balm; its continued
uss will cure any case, no matter of how
long standing. II is equally beneficial
for lame back, pain in the side, pain in
the chest, lameness, and in all painful
affections requiring an external remedy.
A piece of flannel saturated with Pain
Balm and bound on over the seat of pain
ID superior to any plaster. For sale by
A. O. Ireland, jr.
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The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
An Irresistible Bait

Gentlemen" said the Sheriff, putting
ibis head into the jury room, eff there is no
chance of your agreeing Immediately on
verdict the Judge will step out to lunch"
"Tell His Honor he may 60 to lunch,"
said the foreman.
II was about to add" continued the
Sheriff, "that the circus comes into town
lat o'clock, and it's 20 minutes to 2 now"
"H'm!" said the foreman, ''tell the Judge
Ito hold on half minute
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How He Feathered His Nest.
He is millionaire they say;
How did he make his money, prays
In winter time he was plumber,
An iceman through the months OF
summer.
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Atlanta Constitution.

There il nothing have ever used for
muscular rheumatism that gives me as
much relief as Chamberlain's Pain Balm
does. l have been using it for about two
years---forr bottles in alias occasion re-
quired, and always keep bottle of it in
my home. behave know good thing
when get hold of it, and Pain Balm Isl
The best liniment I have ever met with.
W. B. Denny, dairyman, New Lexington,
Ohio. 50 cent bottles for sale by A. G.
Treland ir
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-11

The Importance of small things should
not be overlooked. Is pill for sick
headache important! Is pill for
billiousness important? Ia a pill for
constipation Important Then Do Wits
Little Early Risers are important. They
are small. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-11
The yI,,dus Operandi

Fanning-"Carson's works of fiction
are models of good English"
Channing-"Jobson and 4 collaborate
with him in way"
Fanning-"How"
Channing-"Jobson trasnlate his fiction
into French, and when translate Jobson's
French into English I get capital dialect
stories. Truth
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-11

We should not recommend medicine
without true merit. De Wits Sarsapari
lila 10 considered superior remedy for
blood diseases by those who have used it.
New Mexico Drug Store.
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Aviso do COmparendO.


Janes M. Bentley En- 10 corte de distrito,
versus rs. Condado de Santa
Josie A. Bentley.) Fe. No. 1888.
La aicha demandada, josie A. Bentley,
es por este notifcada que un pleito en-
cancilleria ha sido comenzado contra ella
On la corte de distrito del condado de
Santa Fe, territorio do Nuevo Mexico, por
dicho James NJ. Bentley, pidiendo una
disolucion de los lazos del matrimonio,
ahora existentes entire dichas parties; que
menos que ella haga su comparencia en-
dicho pleito en- antes del dia 1ro del
pfoximo termino de JUNO de dicha corte,
que Sc comenzara 81 dia - de JUNO de
1898, sera dado en- contra suya un decreto
pro confesso on ell mismo.
r. M. GosHoBE, Secretario.
B. 8. RopEY, Albuquerque, N. NJ,
Abogado del Demandante.
Santa Fe, N. NJ, Abril Is de 1893.
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An Old Stayer.

If hoops come in, do you think they'll
stay:
No; the only article of feminine apparel
that stays is the corset.
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The New Neishbors.

1t was q ceuse Of much concern
TO Mrs. Eustace Gray
To find OUT who had hired the house
That stood across the way.
She watched the furniture that came,
And scrutinized 1t all.
TO see II It was requisite
That she should make q call.
But all her doubts were set At rsst
After tht PEOPLE came, ID.
And Mrs. will never call,
Or know .isr neighbours name;
For one fiua day, alas! she saw
The memory thrills her yet
A neatly painted sign hung out,
'..Nice Furnished Rooms to Let."
H9 --Somerville Journal.
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His Opinion.

Young Mani wish your opinion, sir, ~
to whether your daughter would make me
good wife'
Lawyer-No. mir, she would not. Five
dollars please. Boston Commercial Bull.
lettn.
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There ia no condition without it's
remedy. There is no remedy for de-
PRAYED condition Of the blood and for
restoring health equal to De Wits Sar-
saparilla. II cures, it repairs, and that's
what you want New Mexico Drug
Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-11

You have time to read, time to think,
but no time to be sick. Read about De
Wits Little Early Risers and you will
think it is better to take these little pills
than to suffer from sick headache or con-
stipation. New Mexico Drug Store.
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Charon's troublesome Cargo

Chorus of Annoyed Spirits in the Stern
Cant you stop that inferno! racket in
The bow?''
Charon-"Can't do it. That's party of
spirits from Mount Vernon, and they
have played whist all their lives on the
New Haven trains."--Truth. su
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HIS View Of 1t,
Every man ought to bless the inventor
LOT the typewriter machine.
Why SO?
It furnishes the only means whereby. a
man can dictate to woman.
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n covers a good deal Of ground
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery. And when you hear that
it cures so many diseases, perhaps
you think "it's too good to be true"
But it's only reasonable. As a
blood cleanser, flesh builder, and
strength-restorer, nothing like the
Discovery" is known to medical
science. The diseases that it cures
come from a torpid liver, or from
impure blood. For everything Of
this nature, it is the only gAaran.
iced remedy. In Dyspepsia, Bill.
iousness /; all Bronchial, Throat and
Lung affections every form Of
Scrofula, even Consumption or
Lung-scrofula in its earlier stages,
and in the most stubborn, Skin and
Scalp Diseases If it ever fails to
benefit or cure, you have your
money back.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-11

The other day man said: Nm a.
bilious as can be-" His friend replied:
stake De Wits Little Early Risers, these
little pills cured me-" New Mexico Drug
Store.
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The Reason.

She asked as they sat on the steps at eve:
Why is the spring called she'.
He answered, the spring is called she,
Genevieve,
Because spring is tickle, you see.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-11

Struggling Author (who has just read
his last story to his wife).-There! that's
the best thing ever did.
His wife--Yes, dear; what magazine
shnll you send it to firsts-Puck.
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The Noble Art Of selfsu4Kense.r We
Forth by an Ap8Sority.

Forth by an AnSAority.
Self defense instinGtdy Persons who
md themselves af1is 4 heart dis
ease as manifested Y Nnnny sylnp-
toms, palpitation sh6Rg irregular
pulse, pain in side or shoulder, smother
Ing, fainting or dropsy, ETC., naturally
desire defense against what smay term
mate fatally. For the express purpose
40 remedy has ever approached DR..
Miles New Heart Cure, sold by A. @. Ire
land jr., on guarantee. Mrs. 0. F. Per-
kins, Of Northwood, Ia, says, DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure, saved her life. She suf-
Tered from palpitation and heart would
frequently beat as high as 125 minute.
Was not expected to live. Was mere
skeleton, no relief from physicians.
New Heart Cure cured her.
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Just the Reverse.

"You had fight with Murphy few
days ago, hear, Dam
II had that"
"And he gave you black eye.''
"Faix, that's lie then. The black eye
was on the other foot"
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Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 3473.1

Homestead NO. S473.
LAND OFTIoR AT Santa FB, N. NJ,
April IS, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before tho register and receiver o.
s. land Office at Santa Fe, N. NJ, on May
20, 1898, viz:
Juan Miguel Archuleta, of Ell Kito, N.
NJ, for the " NV A,nwA,swA n,
sec. 26 and As sec. ~, tip. 26 n,
of re Q.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Jesus Ma. Jaramillo, Miguel Archuleta
and Juan Alire, of Ell Rito, N. M, and
Bias Martin, of Canjilon, N. NJ.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of said proof, or
who knows of any substantial reason,
under the law and the regulations of the
interior department., why such proof
should not be allowed, will be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time
and place to cross-examine the witnesses
of said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by the claim
ant.
4. L. MORRISON.
Register.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve causes
wounds to heal rapidly, purihes and
cleanses obstinate sores and ia we'll
know cure for piles. New Mexico Drug
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No Australian ballot Then.

ND <AuDtEaAA6N xbW1AVG 'AhCus
Those were the days when the county
judge, with o list of the voters in his hand,
his good gray head that all men knew
lifted above the voters, stood and called
out.
"Hiram Jones!"
"Here, your honor"
Whom do you vote for the next president
of the United Statess"
"James Buchanan, your honor"
"The county clerk will make note of
the fact that Hiram Jones votes for James
Buchanan for the next president of the
United States" And 80 on to the end.
This is the story Of the county election.
Kansas City Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-11

Why suffer with indigestion and dys-
pepsia? Simmons Liver Regulator is
pleasant and cures,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-11

No one ever tried Simmons Liver Reg
ulator without being satisfied with its
effect,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-11

Piles of people have piles, but DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve will cure them. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-11

While Mr.. T. J. Richey, Of Altoona, Mo-,
was travelling in Kansas he was taken
violently ill with cholera morbus. He
called at drug store to get some medi-
cine and the druggist recommended
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhea remedy SO highly he concluded to
try it. The result was immediate relief
and few doses cured him completely.
It is made for bowel complaint and moth
ing else. It never fails. For sale by A.
O. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-11
He Hated DlTninutives

He Hated Dlminutives,
Diminutives of names, he said
Are silly; I will marry
No Caddie, Nellie, Katie, Ted.
No Cassie, Prue or Carrie.
Away with Josie, Rosie, Lou
And Sallie, Fan and Dolliel
Away with Mamie, Hanie, Sue
And Oracle, Nan and Molliel
He gave up one he loved because
She bore the name of Dora,
Wed one whose appellation was
Mehitable Honora.
A burden now he finds his life;
He's captious, sour and fussy;
His names Augustus and his wife
Has shortened it to Gussie.
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A Vital Point.

''One question, dear, before say yes to
your offer of marriage" said the Chicago
maiden.
"Ask it, my precious one"
SIN case of divorce, what alimony do
you pay?"-Judge.