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DR.. N. J. Davis is a prominent physi-
clan Of Lewis, Cass county, Iowa, and has
been actively engaged in the practice Of
medicine at that place for the past thirty
FIVE years. On the 26th of May, while in
Des Moines en- route to Chicago, he was
suddenly taken with an attack of diar-
rhpa. Having sold Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhaa Remeny for the
past seventeen years, and knowing its re-
liability, he procured rs cent bottle,
two doses of which completely cured him.
The excitement and change of water and
diet incident to travelling often produce
diarrhea. Every one should procure
a bottle of this Remedy before leaving
home. For sale by A. G. Ireland, ir.
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The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.

On Account of Lack of Education.
Bill, the Burglar Tin prison How did
you come to git caught
Jim, the penman-It was OWN to lack
o. early edication.
How SO?
! got hold of check of q man volts
known everywhere as the author of the
Great Amerikin Spellin' Book The
check was fer four dollars, an l raised it
to forty without scratchin' out the "a
Street & Smiths Good News.
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Notice..

In the probate court,
Santa Fs county: Last will and tes-
In the matter of the lament.
estate of Jose D.
Sena, deceased.
To whom it may concern: Notice is
hereby given, pursuant to statute, that
the time fixed for the proving of the last
will and testament of Jose D. Sena, de-
ceased, is Monday, the Sd day of July, A.
D., 1898, at the hour of 10 o'clock in the
forenoon of that day, being the first day
of the July term, A. D., 1898, of said
court.
Dated, Santa Fe, N. NJ, May 20, 1898.
ATANAsro RoMERo,
Probate Clerk, etc.
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AvisO Legal.

AVlSO Legal
Edmund J. Mclean En- la corte de dis
vs.. trito, condado do
Frank e. Tyler, Santa Fe.
Benj. Mclean &
Co.
Ell dicho demandado, Frank 4. Tyler,
o. por esta notifcado que I'M pleito de
contrato por embargo ha sido comenzado
en- contra de el on la corte de distrito por
81 condado dc Santa Fe, territorio de
Nuevo Mexico, por dicho Edmund ].
Mclean, perjuicios reclamados, $4,000,
y QUO menos que entire su COM
parencia en- dicho pleito en- antes
del primer dia del proximo termino de
Diciembre de diche corte, comenzando 81
dia II de Diciembre 10 1898, sentencia
por omission sera dada on contra suya.
fsILLo1 r. NJ. GosHoRN,
e. L. BARrLRTT, Secretario.
Abogado del Querellante.
Santa Fe, N. NJ, Mayo ~ do 1898.
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AviSO Legal,
AVISO Legal.
Corte 20 Distrito, Condado de Santa

Corte 20 Distrito, Condado de Santa
Fe.
Comp. Impresora del NUE. Contrato por
vo MExIoANo, embargo.
vs.. No. BIB.
George Cuyler Preston.
A George Cuyler Preston, dsmandado en-
esta:
Por estas es Vd. notifcado de confor-
midad con Ell estatuto, que una demanda
en- contrato por embargo ha side comen-
zada en- contra suya por dicha Compania
Impresora del NuEvo ME1loANo, quere-
llante, y 81 propiedad ha sido debidamen-
to embargada que menos que Vd.
entire su comparencia en- dicho pleito =
los procedimientos de embargo en- Ell mis-
mo, en- antes del primer Lunes de Agos-
to, A. D. 1898, sentencla por rebeldia sera
dada en- contra de Vd.y gu dicha propiedad
sera vendida para satisfacer la misina.
GEO. W. KNAEBEL,
Abogado del dicho querellants.
Fechada, Santa Fe, N. NJ, A. D. 1893.
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La ultima volun-
tad y testa-
mentO.
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Make the Punishment Fit the Crime

II see that some people have been ar
rested in Kentucky for playing progress
sive euchre."
SIS that so?" / wonder ii we've got
any law of that kind in this state?'
II don't know. Why?"
"Well, I'd like to swear out warrant
for that idiot Brown. He was my partner
at Mrs. Williams whist party last night,
and of all the criminal blunders you ever
saw his were tho worst,"-Detroit
Tribune.
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The Alameda.

A new and very attractive resort il the
charming Mesilla valley, ono mile from
Las Cruces, n. M. Thoroughly comfort
able and home-like. Strictly frst-class
in every respect. Tho choicest of fresh
fruits at all seasons and Jersey milk and
cream speciality. Livery furnished at
reasonable rates. Terms $40 to $14 per
week. For further particulars, address
J. K. LIVINGSTON,
Las Cruces, N. M.
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He Wasn't In Il.

Seeker-You know Buggins Of coursef
Vest Well, did you know be had lately
taken to horseback riding rs pastimes
Sageman-Oh, yes; saw him In the act
this morning.
Seeker-How does he appear In the saddle!
Sageman-Couldn't say. When he passed
the house he wasn't in the saddle enough I'd
give me chance to judge. Boston Courier.
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Legal Notice.

Edmund ]. Mclean, In the District
W. Court, County
Frank E. Tyler. 90 of Santa Fe.
Doing business as ~ No. 1884.
BENZ. Mclean &
Co.
The said defendant, Frank E. Tyler, is
hereby notified that suit in assumpsit by
attachment has been commenced against
him in the district court for the coun-
ty of Santa Fe, territory Of New Mexico,
by said Edmund J. Mclean, dam
ages claimed $4,000, that unless he
enter his appearance in said suit on
or before the first day of the next Decem-
Der term of said court, commencing on
the 18th day of December, 1898; judg-
ment by default therein will be rendered
against him
(Seal] r. M. GosHonN, Clerk.
E. L. BARTLETT,
Attorney for Complainant.
Santa Fe, N. NJ, May 81, 1898.
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Purely . Matter Of Business.

Purely y Matter Of Business.
"This is the Office of The Temperance
Throbber, isn't it," briskly inquired Q
nervous looking man, who went into an
Office in a tall building on La Sale street
yesterday afternoon with q small memo
randum book in his hand and his arms full
of bundles.
"Yes, sir" answered the young woman at
the desk.
whats the subscription price"
Zone dollar a year."
"That's right" he said, after putting
down his bundles and referring to his
memorandum book a moment. dollar q
years right. Send copy to Orion 0. Bet
tur, 6,427 Shortall avenue. Here's your
money. Check"
And he made a mark in little book.
The young woman wrote down the ad
dress and gave him receipt for the money.
"Therel'' he exclaimed, referring once
more to his memorandum. II believe that
finishes the whole bus-no, there's one
thing more I've got to get. Half pint best
Holland GIN Know Of any place near here
where can get half pint Of good Hol
land"-
"Sir!"
II say do you know of any place where ]
can get half pint of good Hop
"Sirl''
"Know of any place where can get-but
never mind I can probably find one on ths
way to the depot. Afternoon!'
And the busy, hurried, overdriven citizen
from the suburbs pocketed his memoran.
dunn book, picked up his bundles. and
hustled out Of the Office totally unconscious
that he had done aught to offend the most
fAstidious. Chicago Tribune.
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star Of the south.

Go to velasco for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Texas ports sail In and out with
ease; whore fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than In California, where the soil
10 q natural hot.bed. Fresh vegetables
oil winter. Coolest day in three years IS
degrees above zero. Wsrmest day 81 do
grees. velasco offers the best invest
ments in the south. Write tho CONNER.
cial club, yelasoo Texas.
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Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 1885,.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE N. NJ,
NAV, 16, 1898.

LAND offtCE AT OANTA + IL ~. M,
May, 16, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his in
tention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on July 8, 1898, viz
Walter M. Taber, for the Il, sw Sec
35, tip. 16 n, r. ii g, lots and z, sec, q
tip. Is n, r. lie.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Chandler Cowles, Isaac N. Stone, John j.
Ball and James F. Fox, all of Glorieta
N. M.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of said proof, OF
who knows of any substantial reason
under the law and regulations of the in.
terror department, why such proof should
not be allowed, will be given an oppor.
tunity at the above mentioned time and
place to cross-examine the witnesses Of
said claimant and to offer evidence ir
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MonR1soN,
Register
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Told the Truth.

Teacher-Tell me, Jacques, who helped
you in the composition
cholar-Nobody, sir.
Teacher want you to tell me the
truth. Now, was it not your brothers
Scholar-No, sir; he did it every bit
himself.--Le journal DIES Ecoliers.
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Miles Nerve Il Liver Pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through tho
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
90 ualed for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, so doses rs cts. Sam
Piles Free, at A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

At a time when the Irish situation seemed
critical to the officials at Dublin in 1881 OF
1882 certain Liberal peer was delegated to
20 to Hawarden and consult with Gladstone.
Upon his return his friends received him
with eagerness. "Well, what did he say.
What policy did he recommend" The
peer blushed slightly, hesitated a moment,
and then mildly remarked, well, to tell
the truth, the fellow was so wonderfully
agreeable that we never got on to the sub
ject Of Ireland at all."-Argonaut
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

First Beggar-Where did you get that
dne overcoat!
Second Beggar-In the big house at tn.
corner.
First Beggar-I went there only this
mornin shiverin with cold an they wouldn't
give me rag.
Second Beggar-I didn't ask for clothes
fer meself. told 'em 1t was fer the poor
heather in darkest Africa Comic Cats
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Ta-ra.ra, Boom decay.


He had half-beseeching air
As to the desk he strobe,
His conscience seemed to culver there
Beneath heavy load.
l have q secret dread and drear--
We heard the stranger say
am man who likes to hear
Ta-ra-ra, Boom-de-ay.
/ hate to pause while enjoy
Such melodies as this,
I should protest that they annoy,
That Wagner brings me bliss.
But just the same it cheers my mind
And drives the blues away
To hear the jolly organ grind
Ta-ra-ra, Boom-de-ay.
Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

Are you insuredi II not, now 10 the
time to provide for yourself and family
with bottle of Chamberlain's Collie, Chol.
era and Diarrhna Remedy % IN insurance
against any serious results from an attack
Of bowel complaint during the summer
months. II is almost certain to b need.
Cd and should be procured at once. No
other remedy can take its place or do its
work. rs and 80 cent bottles for sale by
4. @. ireland, ir.
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A New Cause, Thousands Flock to Its
standard.

When new cause is presented to the
public it always excites attention. A prom
iuent physician has said that la grippe,
during the last three years, has done more
to weaken the hearts of the world than
any other cause that has ever existed.
Those who have had this malady and
subsequently found themselves subject
to palpitation, short breath, irregular
pulse, wind in stomach, pain in side or
shoulder, smothering spells, fainting,
dropsy, and etc, may feel assured they
have heart disease, which unless checked
at once, may result fatally. DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure is the only remedy that
can be relied upon to effect cure. Sold
by A. @. ireland jr., on guarantee. Ask
for the Doctors new book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

The importance of small things should
not be overlooked. Is pill for sicl
headache Important Is pill fol
billiousness Important Is pill fol
constipation important? Then De Wits
Little Early Risers are important. They
are small. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03
How to Treat a Mother.

CEUW 401Hb 6IlGIuXb,
Whom people are excited they do aud
cay some strange things. A Harlan
gentleman, Mr.. Jones, overheard one Of
his boys giving impudsnce to his mother
"I'll teach you hsw to treat your mother,
you young whslp," and seising the boy BY
the neck he cuffsd his ears and shook him
until his hair began to drop out"
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Either Way.

EICntE Why.
From Texas Siftings.
Dauber- Well, how do you like your
portrait, now that it is finished!
Mr.. Candid Customer-To tell the truth
it might be great deal better.
Dauber Tin rage)-It is an insult to
say it might DO great deal better. You
must take that back.
Mr.. Candid Customer--All right; il
might be a great deal worse. Are you
satisfied nowf
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The Dutyful Son .

Mamma-Mercy! How did you hurt
FOUR finger SO!
Little Son--With hammer,
"When?"
"a good while ago."
II didn't hear you cry"
~ thought you was out."-Good News.
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WORLDS how to economize time

WORLDS How to economic time
FAIR. and money as to see
the Worlds fair to best advantage, is a
question that may have puzzled you.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in adj
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
just issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. It contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map of Chicago, and
other information of value to sight-seers.
G. L. NICHOLSON, g. P. & T. A., A., T. d 8.
F. R. R., Topeka, Kas., SANTA FEE
and ask for free copy. ROUTE.
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There is no condition without its
remedy. There 10 no remedy for de-
PRAYED condition Of the blood and for
restoring health equal to Do witt's 6ar-
sapsfilla. II cures, It repairs, and that's
what you want. New Mexico Drug
Store.
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ConsOling the widow.
From Texas Siftings.

From Texas Siftings.
Parson Whangdoodle Baxter-Sistah
Snowflake, yer shouldn't 60 on dat way
about the def OBJ yore late husband.
Remember how much better off he is now
he is dead.
"That's meant as disreproach for me.
Is dat dc way you consoles de widders
and orphans? Git cut, niggah, fore
scalds you"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

Fifty cents is small doctor bill, but
that is all it will cost you to cure any
ordinary case of rheumatism if you use
Chamberlains Pain Balm. Try itand
you will be surprised at the prompt re-
lief it affords. The first application will
quiet the pain. SO cent bottles for sale
by A. G. Ireland, jr.
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Take Her OF.

The Bride-Oh mamma! How can--how
can I leave your
Mrs. Pelbinder-Reginal d. Coarsey
Biddell, you wanter remember that if
Selindy asks for four pieces of pumpkin
pie at dinner, she's been used to it ans
got to hev it. Take her of, now, afore l
blubber.-F Frank Leslle's Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
Is famous asa
Cure for severe colds.
Famous as a
Preventive of pneumonia.
Famous as
Preventive and cure for Group.
Famous for the reliefit affords in case OF
Whooping cough.
Famous as safe and pleasant
Medicine for children.
Try it. so cent bottles for sale by A.
G. ireland, jr.
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She Wanted a Ghost story,

From Texas Siftings.
Little Girl (ready for bed)-Mamma,
will you tell me ghost storys
Mamma-What! A ghost story now,
dsarf
Little Girl-Yes, mamma. want to
get awfully scared, SO that I can sleep
with you.
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Her Plan.

Clara-Mercy, dear, what are thoss
strange figures on your gowns
Maude-They are interrogation marks
That bashful Mr.. Family is coming again
tonight and nm in hopes that this will
bring him to his senses.-Cloak Review.
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should be Arrested, The Popular De.
mand.

should Dc Arre6teu, Ihe F0puI0r De.
mand.
Whoi What should be arrestedi All
excessive nervousness, dyspepsia, head
ache, dizziness, sleeplessness, neuralgia,
nervous debility, dullness, confusion of
mind, nervous prostration, and etc.
They should be arrested, or, stopped, be-
fore they develop into condition that
can but result fatally. For this purpose
NO remedy equals DR.. Miles Restorative
Nervine, the discovery of the renowned
specialist, whose remedies are the
wonder of the civilized world. Nervine
10 sold by A. G. Ireland IT,, on positive
guarantee. Ask for his book free.
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UNABLE 70 SEE HIN
Over Ten Thousand Case ]
Treated ANNUALLY.

What Honaae an S..l;ui Tc:t asn. - =.
DR.. Hume la the Lsrsei : j.: ,"cH. : 80
cessful Practice u any '~A.>s',i 3le.-l - -
til: World uyinG th@ Pa: 'fc.S .i--.-
dreds Throaget t. ..is III. =, i y lii
Were Compel!,d to Essa7n .;~.nc, Ua.,i:'s
to See This Celebrated Specialist.
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Noticia Legal.

Corte de distrito, condado de Santa
Fe.
Wayne G. Simmons Embargo por
vs.. COntratO.
George Cuyler Preston. No. sl12.
A George Cuyler Preston, esq, deman-
dado en- esta causa:
Por esta es Vd. notifcado de confor.
midad con el estatuto, que una demandA
de embargo por contrato ha sido comen-
zada en- contra suya en- la corte arriba
mencionada por dicho Wayne g. Sim
mons, querellante, y su propiedad ha sido
debidamente embargada, y que menos
que Vd. entire su comparencia en- dicho
pleito y en- los procedimientos de embar-
60 en- ell mismo, en- o antes del primer
Lunes do Agosto, A. D. 1898, SO dara sem
tencia por rebeldia en- contra de Vd. y su
dicha propiedad sera vendida para salts
fscer la misma.
GEO. W. KNAHBEL,
Abogado del Querellante,
Wayne G. Simmons.
Fechada Santa Fe, N. NJ, Mayo "a, A. D.
1898.
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You have time to read, tins to think,
but no time to be sick. Read about De
Wits Little Early Risers and you will
think it is better to take these little pills
than to suffer from sick headache or con-
stipation. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

Jones Injecting Brown in dry goods store
Hello, Brown, how are your What an
ysu doing now--got steady jobi
Brown-I guess I have. Tim waiting to-
my change.-LNe.
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Qualified.

"Then," he said, rising, Il am to under.
stand that you decline me absolutely"
no" she answered; Il made no such
sweeping assertion. will keep your pres
ents. New York Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

Deprived of health, there is no pleasure
in living. De Wits Little Early Risers
are pills that produce health. They aid
digestion regulate the bowels and cure
constipation. New Mexico Drug Store.
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When Yeur Eye Strikes This Stop
and Read 1t.

Tho famous hot springs OF Arkansas,
world renowned for their health qualities,
and as health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa
cific railway. Sufferers of "la grippe" in
huenza, asthma and kindred diseases can
obtain relief by visit to this famous
sanitarium.
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Trust EN- Not.

Alice-Oh, Billy I didn't think 1t o.
you-walkin with another girl after what
you said to me yesterday.
Billy-I've had rewulsion o. feelin since
then in favor of Enthusiastically was
blond day with me.-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

The other day man said: "1'm as
bilious as I can be-" His friend replied:
"Take De Wits Little Early Risers, these
little pills cured me-" New Mexico Drug
Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

re Certain Extent.
Mrs. Newlywed-And do you always
trust your husband implicitly
Mrs. Experienced Enthusiastically J.
Indeed, I do! That is to say, of course, To
4 certain extent.-Somervillo Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

We should not recommend a medicine
without true merit. De Wits Sarsapari-
LA is considered superior remedy for
blood diseases by those who have used it..
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

'This is long story made short said
James Foreman. living at lUl' Goa
street. Denver. i was sick and uuitur u
work for over a year bctore c..'at to -
Hume for treatrueat a!i I am now a>4!s
and we'll
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

To feel bright and cheerful attend to
yeur stomach, and take Simmons Liver
Regulator,
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Not Very verdant.

From the Washington Star.
"They should not be called green
grocers," said the man who had tried to
do some marketing. "They are not green
grocers. They are the most sophisticated
people on earth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

Piles of people have piles, but DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve will cure them. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03
Washington Star.
Regulator.

The healthy people you meet have
healthy livers. They take Simmons Liver
Regulator.
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Poor FELLOW.

Hostess lat swell evening partly
What's the matter with Mr.. Oneglaas this
evening? He seems so confused and re-
firing.
Chappie-Yaas, poor fellah He forgot
to roll up his pants before he came in
and is .twying to attend to the mattah
without being observed.
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve causes
wounds to heal rapidly, purifies and
cleanses obstinate sores and 10 a we'll
know cure for piles. New Mexico Drug
Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-03

Handy for travellers is Simmons Liver
Regulator in powder. 1t can be carried
in the pocket.
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A Capital Onensc.

From the Philadelphia Record.
Judge-What is the charge against
these young men?
Detective Slsuthpup-Malicious cruelty
yer Honor.
"How so?"
II cFughtthem waking up night watch-
mon .and policemen and then running
away"
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Even With Them.

So You didn't get an office'
No, but I'm even with 'em.
How!