Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1893-01-01
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90
John Croeson, q prosperous rascher
OF Stars Valley, 10 iu town so-dzy.
The Reno Journal msn apoloSizcs
TO Bert Mcintosh for calling hia, a
small boy.
re- Chagnon arrived fron the
Furxuson district last evening. lie
reports dull times down thors.
No. 10 eight hours late to-day
The delay issail TO have been caussi
by a land Glide in the mountains.
, 1t is close to the irst Of the year,
and q good tiue for delInquents to
SO iurs accouLts with this uflico.
A western editors s~aluiatur. il
short: al will monkey with this pa
per for awhils."--EI. IIs probably
intends TO make an organ out ., it
Geyser:--A Lussen county bab.
bnrn up north Of here last week, VII
only one hour old looked up into his
fathers eyes with wistfnl look and
murmurcd sadly: 'Is there. any va
cant land left yeis"',
Tho County Commissioners will
meet on Saturday to approve the
hoads u the new ~uflo-rs auh IN CLEAN
up the cuisines, for 1892. All having
claims againat the county should put
10 their bills at nnce.
Attorney General Iree, OF Kausns,
fears trouble when. tho Legislature
assemblies in Topeka. There will not
ba lees than 2o,0OO f~ar,usrs on hand
to zee that the duly sleclsd Populist
Legislature ia properly elected.
s. F. Report:-Corsets have been
found on,ths wants Of Egyptian nun
mics. Any modern United States
woman who doesn't want To look like
IN Egyptian mummy should take
warning now, before it, is too late.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Jones
Is preparing 2 very slab ,rste stutis-
tiral and veil .wordsd report. The
figures he presents will rtartle the
culmiua;uIs OF Nevada. and doubtless
uttract new agricultural blood TO our
State.
The newest contest ~ to have the
young ladies' at IN evening party each
drive fifteen nails into Il bourd. Tho
maiden who Gsst drives all the nails
is conceded the winner. Al 4 recent
gathering in California Mias Ida FL
lott drove the tttesn nails in l:37.
Homer Inder:-A pet fox, with a
Fine onshy tail. las benn trained to
duet furniture ri one Of uur local
hotels. IL ID snusing To Ace Reynard
back up 10 Il sofa ard wsg Lhs sand
from it. The animal is now being
taught u swab out lamp chimneys.
TimeI:. Lyon county bias brought
ut against E;sad-ruhtd cIuaiy 10 10
c ,v-r Sl0I paid FOR the care II one
McEr!ry, su inIiSrn who il ~ ~.
LACED is II ward u EsmeSalil cpuGt,
The ccss is Set FOR trial III the just. &c
Court in Storey county on tho Beth ~:
THE month
n. Y. Newe.--Farmer On fashion
able hat s,or") = Oh, | guess / just
want In look round a little. What
do you tax fora plug hat like tha,
n there? Halter. Eight dollars.
Farmer Hey dildIo. dlddIs! VIVA,
l come in here f"r rsely vas to throw
a bunco ~steeasr oil my track; bu,
l gnns- I'll tste my chances With
Lin ruthor'n you. So long
Nav Era:-Soou tie Legislator will
hio himsnH to lhe State Capitol. The
Car!on people ara nnx Gus TO see, and
reaiIzo on a sir,v-dSy session. More
sensible would il 10 10 u; ks il sir.
Carson is q banc to the Sta;e-uext
10 Steve Guge, A. g. Cleveland and
G. G. Wallace. C'eVclnud's prston-
tons in bohslf Of s. +. d. @. 8. Il. X.
ure ~farcial, SD va class him in the
trio.
There is talk OF dividing Texas into
five Sts,es, eurh with a population Of
nbout 5Jo.C00. This Yould give Tex
ne ten United States Senators instead
OF two, aud you'd make the Demo.
cratic majority 10 the Srnsie solid 10;
some time. Tho Texans ike the
Democratic party 'pntly" veil, hut
thsy Ike Tovadbettor, aud il will te u
long day D-inrc consent aill bp 90.
tanned for its divi-iuE.
Marshall Wilder: Here is tie nsn
est and The last lTuin the lBO-ery IA
tauraht. Msn GOES IA determined TO
bsa. the wai,tt ut hi! oSn game. "iil
give an order no will have I" call oui
10 the cuOk ia | give i,,"siys tho man
Waiter" he a,ys, "Giv. me two
pnacteh eggs On toast and havp thu
yolks Of tho rggs broken" Water
looks NAL, scratches his heal. than
smiles an ! Wells down Ia tn. kitchen:
"Adam AMI Eve Gu u ruit. Wreck
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