The Worthington advance., 1893-10-19
Those who Know, Say


get.
That farmers are we'll along with
their work.
That 25 cents pays for the N. Y.
Tribune one year.
That $4 coal Schilling promised us
is like democratic promises.
That Worthington will have new
Jail, court house and electric lights.
That Worthington has more pretty
girls than any other town in the state.
That the, old Independent outfit
has been moved to Sioux City. It's
life was short, and ill-spent.
That for asinine stupidity and big
headedness, commend us to the ed
itor of the West Side Democrat.
That Judge Wilson ate a piece of
Limberger cheese for his supper Sun
day, and hasn't done anything since.
That the ADVANCE machinery is
now in working order, Come in
Thursdays and see the ADVANCES pile
up.
That the wide-a- wake man is the
party to deal with-he will make it
an inducement for you to trade with
him.
That Old Huntington, Of the Win
dom Reporter, divides his time be-
tween writing editorials and holdin'
court.
That Cleveland wishes the dem
ocratic party had been in h before
he ever attempted to boss the
country.
That King has selected his lot, in
the court house square. Bro. X. ev-
identity islands in" with the railroad
company.
That John King might rent his
upper story for court house pur-
poses. At present it's vacant; Oh. so
vacant.
That the man who "is SO well
known that he doesn't have to push
his business is a hindrance to the
town. He should be given the 60
by,
That Worthington is the metropolis
of this part of the state-and is rap
idly growing-despite the hard times
many new buildings are being erect
ed.
Philip Anon and wife are home
from the worlds fair.
While at Wo,.thington Tuesday,
we dropped into the ADVANCE office
and found editor Eastwood riding a
stool IN front of a case just making
the little irons fly in great shape.
One of his printers had gone and left
him short Carl is first class printer
himself and is equal to amy cmergen-
cy.--Hcron Lake News.
Farmers should stack their flax
straw in the best possible manner SO
it will be marketable Mr.. j. T.
Smith, of Heron Lake will soon an
nounce that he will have parties here
to buy all the flax straw in the county,
and pay the highest market price.
The better the straw is cared for the
better price it will bring. ut
Wanted. Eight or ten men to re-
present our we'll known house in this
state. Our large and complete stock
and various lines, such as nursery
stock, plants, bulbs, fancy seed pota-
toes, fertilizers, etc, enable US to pay
handsome salaries to even ordinary
statesmen. Wages run from $500 to
S125,OO per month and expenses--ac-
cording to material in the man. Ap-
ply quick, stating age. L. L. MAY, 4
Co., St. Paul, MINI. (This house is
responsibility 8-3mo.
-Rev. D. G. Holmes and F. A.
Graves, of Worthington, mission
aries for the Third Minnesota Sunday
School District, says the Heron Lake
News, were in the city last Sabbath
conducted two services at the NJ. E.
church, morning and evening and at
the Swartout school house in the
afternoon. They also had their Bible
Wagon with them which is new fea-
ture in their work. This Bible Wgon
is an enterprise of Mr.. Holmes and
is rather unique affair, being some
what similar to a patent medicine
wagon, with Bible texts painted on all
,;1oe II ic ,yol1 stocked inside wit h