Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-10-19
Let Us AL Laugh.

Let Us All Laugh.
IT is wise railroad stock that
knows its own par just at this crisis.
-Siftings
LoNDoN's constant fog may be
caused by the continuous reign
Dallas News.
MADAM RUMOR seems to have no
trouble in getting currency.-Gal-
weston News
The perpetually irascible man Is
known by his standing choler.-
Boston Courier
CAUGHT on the fy-the house
keeper who doesn't use screens
Lowell Courier.
If hen goes to roost on roost
every night, isn't she rooster?-
Chester Times.
ONE characteristic of good old
Elijah was his raven-ous Appetite
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
ALL sorts Of people were ready for
the Cherokee strip. 1t was not
dress affair.-Picayune.
WHEN business house settles"
it's proof of its having firm founda-
tion. -Yonkers Gazette.
WIEN the dealers put down the
prices on peaches the women put
them up.-Boston Globe.
people who are always schemjng
generally pay double for what they
get. -Milwaukee journal.
WHILE vacation always begins with
V it always ends with scarcity Of
them. Baltimore American.
A WISE editor wants to know why
people say man feels his oats"
when he only feels his rye.-Siftings.
THE ragpicker seldom grumbles.
He, Of all men, is content to take
things as he finds them. Buffalo
Courier.
IT is only fair that when patient
has faith in a doctor the doctor
should trust the patient.
phia Record.
JACK: 81 told her I would take
care of her always" Tom: What
did she say?" Jack: Take care,
sir. "-Vogue.
HosT (who has trod on the old
lady's skirt): Oh, forgive me, YOU
see it's my natural instinct to detain
you. lid Bits.
It's a rather remarkable thing
that we can see through almost any
kind of glass hut glass eye.-Phjla-
d 4lphia Re o d.
WHY does Snagsby keep his hair
cut SO shOrt?" Because he's getting
bald, and he won't have it long,
Philadelphia Record
MuLLlUR--A fight is often called u
"milI," isn't it? Kilduff-Ycs, and
priZc-fghters are usually wind mill
ers. Detroit Free Press.
SOME people are too kind to tell
the truth. If you ask one Of them
to lend 81 he will declare he hasn't
Il cent.-Galvesto News.
SPEAKING Of slow-going people, the
man in charge Of the watch counter
in a jewelry store is generally behind
the times. Buffalo Courier.
WE are told the quadrille is going
out Of fashion. For all its reyerses
the waltz will now have its turn ut
the top. Philadelphia Times.
YOUNG Mr. Sapley-I wish | could
get me a hat that was suited to my
head Miss palisadc - Why don't
you try Il soft hat?-Clothier and
Furnsher.
"AND yet" said the ice dealer, as
lie showed up the price another notch,
people think there is no such thing
as cold snap 10 summer" Wash
ington Star
4 GOOD freeze is essential for
yacht race, and it is no wonder that
the owncls Of the boat find it hard in
these times to raise the wind. -
Lowell Courier.
4 HIGH note is a very nice thing in
it's place, but when the entire ch lir
is IL at & it is not an unnatural wish
that some Of them might go down
Boston Transcript.
THE Behring Sea arbitrators might
have had the consideration to state
which side Won before separating.
1t would have saved much discus
ion.-Toronto Empire.
QUEEN VICTORIA has mild mania
for photographs, but nothing has
pleased her so much of late as the
Lords negative of the home rule bill.
Philadelphia Ledger.
AN uptown youth is now firm
believer in dreams. The other night
he dreamed of contiagration, and
the next day his employer Tired"
m.-Philadelphia Record.
SoCIABLE Teuton TO waster1-
"Wie gehts?" Hasty waiter yelling
towards tt Observation-Disclosures!
S. T.-"Nein! neinl" FL. W.-"You
will be lucky if you get three. New
port News.