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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

Little Mary came sobbing to BET -"
the other evening with woeiuI ss1
her fifty had ruined away an"
would neber, neber tum back" hep
speedily dried her tears by pronisns
the cat back the next morning sna,
his wife smiled ,kepsicaliy. hs ~
word. How did he do III He VEN
to the JOURNAL Office that might soa
lost al, and 1.-THE cat came bseE'
little boy read the offer Of the rsv%
brought her home in basket
breakfast the day the id came oa''
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

The organization of the workinsn.,.
Protective Tariff League will take MIN
this Friday evening in G. A. r. hall.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

LII ought 70 sac for damages. She
voaIlnt need an attorney The sdmsnis-
tsss,sn has supplied ons.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22
WHEN HAMLET EXCLAIMED AYE,
THERE'S THE RUB COULD HE
HAVE REFERRED TO
SAPOLIO
ghaSly

to quit and have no fear Of punishment.
That, in fine, was the sum and substance of
the whole matter, except that, as sort of
postscript, the Queen was to be told, in
case the question arose, that she must pad
die her own canoe and not look to the Uni
| ted States to keep her from capsizing.
We all know the sequel. The Queen
| could not maintain herself on the throne
| without help single hour, and she very
well knew it The project of reinstate
mtnt by waving the wand of diplomacy
was absurbly chimerical If Walter q.
Gresham and Grover Cleveland had had
any conception of the real facts in the case
they would never have made themselves
! international butts of ridicule by going into
a scheme so preposterous.
| These Willis instructions have their
counterpart in the instructions given BY
William the Testy to his trusty trumpeter,
az narrated by irving in bis kuickerbocker
history of New York. 1t may be remem-
i bered that the governor was very much an
noy ed by the epcroachments of the Wealth
ersfed Yankees. with their odorous onions,
and that he decided to drive them back.
The method employed was to issue pro-
clamation, his Excellency having no doubt
whatever that the Yankees would beat an
| incontinent retreat as soon as the procla-
nation was issued.
| The verscious Knickerbocker assures US
that the governor was amazed and indignant
| beyond expression when he found tina. fight
! ing by proclamation was dismal failure.
History repeats itself, and the President of
the United States is obliged to acknowledge
that his attempt to overthrow the republic
of Hawaii ard restore the mouarchy by
| few strokes of the pen did not work II
is deeply humilisting confession, but
he may he thankful that it is no worse.
Had he actually succeeded he would have
found himself the most unpopular man in
| America. The people of the United States
have no sympathy with monarchy, espec-
tally of the abominable kanaka sort. l. is
Notifying to have ii e FOOLS cap placed on
ones head and Re made to stand On the
Ounce block. but it would be far worse to
| have whole nest of hornets swarming
about ones ears.
Lucky Didn't Lose Head.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

The activity of the green goods man
bs,eth not in hard times and they rightly
conclude that there is no stringency in the
fool market. A gentleman in Windsor
s,nds the Journal confidential circular
he has just received from New YORK,
the stale and ancient trick. His
cnmmeuts are certainly worth quoting
Possibly the Journal man may not be 10
condition to take hold of this grand
scheme to accumulate the 'needfuf in II
hurry at present. II not IT would be KIND
to spread little synopsis of the scheme in
the columns of the Journal that some poor
Jonathan with hayseed in his hair, little
money and less brains and with no DISPOSE
ton 10 work could profit by it,"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22
Acted Like an Attorney.


DUFEUli JUtIE EIdIy
II President Cleveland had been pros.
acutir attorney. and ex-Minister Stevens
the prisoner at the bar, his tone would have
been nrecisely what il was.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

The Rockiand Courier Gazette was Illus
trated this week eith picture Of Timothy
Dyer of Vinalhaven nov in his Dist year
and the 1872 ID. hslibut he recently cap
turei. Mr.. Dyer says that he never wore
shce of any kind until he was Is years
old He never has ridden on the cars aud
but once on steamboat. He has never
visited tavern nor quarreled with anyone
he says, and has never been shaved by a
barber.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

The electric car. were crowded ue.,,
every TIP Thursdsy. Quite nunbe, !
Gardiner people were in the city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

Andover has problem for the opponents
Of the dog tar Law. 1t is alleged that
asan set his deg onto a COW belonging TO
another man. The COW was badly injured
and the plaintiff has called on the town to
pay the damage.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

Tia su-prisieg what motives are aserioed
TO the prevailing desire of young fellows
70 belong TO some soft Of society or club
A club has prospersd for t~e years in
Thomaston with nothing to bold il together
bat curiosity AZ &c what each gains or
loses in weight in year and the desire TO
meet once year to discuss a clam chowder
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

The room to be occupied by the Aususa
safe deposit and trust company will pnA
ably be ready for use in about two vssh
The large vault is nearly completed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

Seth n. Shaw of Bath is very proad of
silver dollar bearing the date 1911, the year
in which he was born. II wss the FIRST one
ever earned by Mr. Shaw, he earning it
when be WAS but IL years old for catching
ale sives in his hands at Dayton, where he
then resiled
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22
MAINE GOSSIP.


"Heaping Goals Of Gre
Is well enough 10 talk.
But II you love your neighbor
Place ashes on the walk"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

There was more wood brought to tom
Thursday than for several days past.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

Tickets for the Coaisdsss'.
will BE- psesented as Meoaian Z
evening, Dee. 25sh, are TO- 49,
Kinsman's Drug Store. r
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

A trout six inches long in one of the
pumps at the Auburn pumping station was
a find that no one attempted to explain.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

Speaking of the late Rev. John q. Fisk
ID D the Bath Times says; John o.
Fiske was true American gentleman if
ever one existed. To our mind higher
praise thsn this it would be hard TO write of
clergy or laity.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

Canstsn is scratching its head for name
10 slye its new hall.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

Agsmeutcus is puzzlng over the fact
thai in one district out of 30 scholars only
TWO attend school.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

Ex-President Arthur Sewall of the Maine
Central and retiring director of the old
board, has had long experience in railroad
affairs. Mr.. Sewall has been associated
with the Maine Central for MANY years. He
first became director in 1875. and was
lectei president in 1884. A. that date he
was elected president of the Portland. Mt
Desert and Machias Steamboat Company.
He has also been connected with other rail-
roads. like the Atchson, Topeka aud Santa
Fe. where be was director of some of the
branch lines. He visa director of the
Mexican Central in 's4-5-6. president Of
the Eastern Railroad in So 4, director of
the Boston & Maine in 81 3, director Of
the New York and New England since
1888, and of the Portlsni and Rochester
since 1884. All the railroad business has
been in addition to his extensive business as
a shipbuilder.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

Chickens, turkeys and other fowl ~.
brought to market Thursday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22
Lucky 0idn't Lose Head.
{ New York Recorder.

WAS that a sound tooth pulled?" says
Dentist Wilson. We'll, open your mouth
sgain."
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

A sci' me has been found in practical
operation at Portland that is worthy of
adoption A box has been placed in one
of the grocery stores so that those who felt
30 disposed could deposit pennies or silver
to the extent of their generosity. The night
h. fore Christmas the money is to be ex
pended 10 groceries and distributed through
one of our charitable associations to the
worthy and needy of our city.
An expert graoger declares that the
Maine oxen are now larger than they were
in the days of the drovers.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

A Camden man riding on load Of hay
with his vest on fire from his pipe, found
himself much in the position of the boy
with the stolen fox gnawing at bis yitsis
and he not daring to open the jacket that
concealed him. The Camden man got of
with burnt shirt and skin but saved his
hay.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

One Lewistonian writes the Lewiston
Journal to know if it is punishable offence
not to buy ticket TO poicemaB's ball.
lie yinis NJ his communication with the
opinion that if they want to dance tn y
should pay the fiddler.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22

Get your new calendar for 1894.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-12-22
NEW ADyERTlsEnESrs TO-DAY
Local Matters.

"The man who knows il all
lac in,idercd selfish quite,
Because he gives away his mind
To every one in sight"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-07-30

-. ..ss g - NeeeA Hkeutse Ihis = -
xssl - foae - eosesaoes tuli0vsax pss.a-
ont0 eteqfto0A 1ho party uhieh fntto
sssasy easxsD - eountry ~ 5oilostn4
49, - ~ = mDee - than sss1 this
100 = fns Uehoc5aes ers - dtvaasd
uoo = eea9ea upoo shesn.
now aoOue H. TARIFF Win The Demo-
e.se fsonc. g
10y uW aStempe % do "a They
neve promised and they viii ny % carry
cos sessf peom1se1 Whist they will really
GO Ne Ace0 only kaovA
ne senator sonsthtne - - polities . ,
Eoseaeoon Tor yoong mem He replied:
0oay think young nsn should engage
. poatics Nth the 10 a. making = tnssr
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-07-30

HOOD CAN AL ROUTE
New Pasoengoe sseameP
LYDIA THOMFSoN.
I<avsa CotmAn dock Mondays. Wednesdays AMI
FrsdAys q . ~ fce Ktagsfoa Port tsamose.
6AnKo4. Seshsck. hriunon. Dewassc. Liliwanp
Fails, Hoodspors and Uni0n City anA insesme<isa se
pointa arriving at Cnion City ~ p M L~ayes
Union City ~ $50 . m, TueeaAyA lhurnaays
and Saturdays arriving In seasale q p
TAOMpSbX 4RON
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-07-30
RuANAT SEVENTY
or Greatest Finaneier
Loekx Acts and Lives
- AND THE EXTRA SESSION
!: -. 80 Ne Nay Have Dosa fJ0oe
- Yussss 81 Wagss-BeAe
,nruaense PDnsssa Doeoaoooa.

1spzr1s. o., July A-lspscial Cor
66enee. III stopped Oh here On my
W fhSeneo 70 have talk With Sena-
2S1a gnseman. He 10 sGain shs Iead-
- 81 the financial sky a. the
S1s~ - tbe repeal Of the clause Of the
$500, - ealled By his nams = what II
cnaeIsw together. 6eneeos SHEER
- ~ q Manifold. He came
Sme ~ lton Lancaster and studied
80 - neither. Chasiss 6sTmAn.
-orrfed - the dsughssT ~ Judge
S1.~era. No 80 one Of the famous law-
- = ohss ysass ago. and he naads his
~ - Il eoogEese from this district
''-~,ew - = ~ ffties. When he came
r Nass6sk1 ~ VS., 20 old etsisens TELL
-. I'll. esunt young SelIow
- ~ heea, sparkling blue eyes
- setiss ruDsrvsd and aristOcratic
He ha1 no money 70 speak
~ brother had . good practice.
1hfsk ~ took John into partner
|z61n Their business was largely mads
81 q ontteesions for New York and other
- 6sms. and this grew rapidly afssr
l1easo senator's admission 20 the bar.
ospsult was that John Sherman began
Hnnks money. He not only made u.
- - saved and invested y, ond ct the
- q his marriage hs bed slready . start.
beGan hoassksspina IN . comtcrtshas
ne on what ID now known - Park ave-
: West. about . quarter q . miis from
y courthouSe, and lived there until -
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-07-30

FIs q fas -sIrIA-
sEA1rLE TO TACOMA
~ sonn1 tF1vs Aally exosps oa~aav.
II ess hour ana sUsa1y-Avo uanaouA
rHE ST9ANEA -HLYxRs
naoaaof 1aty and sunday nspA soassao Tnso0o
reuse. - sslsews:
4AkI1o B4BDcP
THURSDAY. JCNK
YfMH cAnp.
Law Tnoema-e 10 eaA q n l,sa o.lo = n
Leave oeassle-s:iS llsSs . u. $50 TOO & -
ocNDAY.
Leave 1Acoma--e:93. IL - N. A:So n
Law soassas-os 80 . N. 400 TOO p n
LANDING - ~ 2. wharf. TscsmA aa1 coansH
eiaa 1sck- seos - Marioa ssrss< nsassaA
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-07-30
uoop CANAL ROUTE

uoop CANAL HouT1
orRANEA BUC1EYR
Aeouilt end ssfnFniaAsA ieaves AeroAan1 apon
Ioeeday. ihnxsdAy anA Sasus1Ay a. 9 - -
Kingsson. fors 0ambta. hansoR. eoAbee9. ialb.
wanp. puwottN HoodspoRt. Cntoa ctay and Snsor
mediass PotntA asTvins n cnioa cray - y -
L0evoo Cnaoa C1;y . - Wodeeoda4, eIo1AP
ed sonday. arriving II 6eAstis - Z = -
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poar oacnAas

Posr ORCHARD
Nsvy Yaee Resse-DrsnssssA onnnw
on1 CaastoatuA
o1xAMER ILLD
Lsav~ 49, - wAsAiasscu ssrsss daaay snesps
saaAay. q els . m and $50 p N. The e,ls
. n "Trip includes AesA 81 Pert Orchard Kxsae
go pssxia can - ascomnedsssd % sssaayA
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-07-30

Seattle. Lake Shore q Eastern Railway.
en,il further notice. vii cell rouad trip
tickets TO snoauaims Falls - foiloss:
On Sundays. $50. good oaiy on date Of
sale
On Saturdays. $50. limited 70 three
cays for return trip
And will make special rate for parties At
aay time.
Train for saoqaaimis Falls leaves ~
10 - m daily.
The Fails are the grsndsst in the unised
States. Fine hotel accom- mcdasions. picnic
grounds. fishing. boating. etc.
Yor tickets or information call - Depot
Ticket Once, West and Columbia strssta
l. A. NADKAU.
General AGENT Ssoss1a.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-07-30
oAVe 4 DOLLAR To.oAV
q ulll @ uAuOy Yo.uoooou
R4ATTle 4AvlNc8 BANK

0aa inseieuSiou for savirgs. and a1br1e ~ -
0ogsuaity, lnteress paid o. deposits svssy -
69u9ho b aan1sod oavang boReS giveo 1a6qQ1e
"a 1aU = iaa - ~ ssaaas. cAn ssAaD
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-07-30

DOnr ANGELINA PORT ToWNa1Nn pUA
! GooGD md soo1tle route
ffMD cAnD
yose Passenger and Freight Propeller
MONTiCELLa
Csmmencing Tuesday. Nay -. 1898.
LAavee daily except Aoaday ~ foilows: eeoetl4
Z m: Townsend 10 ~: arrives Port Ango,ea
p a. Leaves PUrt Angeles p m; Port
Townsend $50 p. m: arrives seattle ~ .. NJ.
La1dtagA City Dock, seattle; Tfbcals Dock. Pen
Townsend: Aoese's Dock, Port Angelica
HATCH DRO2
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PUGET SOUND & ALASKA DIVISION
VICTORIA ROUTE.
STEAMSHIP CRY or KINGSTON
1:S6 An IVT MI. ITaeosa1 Il I1sATl S:15 a
1o:le an LsL ~ seattle - 0xILvi SEQ am
- pnlLvt 72sPz TownsaadI ~ Lvill:Ae pm
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puemaa 0ssuena ca 1aaunno ~ 60
90 1nn4 Rn,nrs bexang cnRs bneUean aaanleA -
1nnl - Chseaes w1ahsut eAanOA Csnnno
- ii pulm0 h - Cnissa seaaso - CAnnnA
OFFICIAL TIH1 CAlD
TAKING ERTBCr JULY 81, 1851.
SnAxns xnAvB sRA14xE
Y~A p.nl - Ran-4:isp = 80 1oxson =
Per PsEslnnA asA 1eusA-S.xS q a. t:lo -
1sr 1y.psa- arag-s MauAsr asss - sssaA
S9 Ises.s-sszs "a le:ls = =. lisa ana
1ss sa s ssars - AnAsura..-s:ss
10 Tvcssss ksIss asa wAasssa-a3eA n
1ee saoqxaanis FniD asd NsrsA hssA-os1o
raAxxs Asarvs At ssAr1IR
Yrsn o Psai sad Eass-lk3o = n 81 sec
Frsn Psssiara asd ssush-l3:3o . =. ~
1ssa o,yns.A Grs's Hsrses esssss ana ssssA
yrea Tsseas-ls.so. e:se 80 ii.ae -.
Sso0. Gas and o:%e p IA
Prem naehonish. Sotro anA Anacerses-lo:So
Trc1 EvssssS eamas sad WAasusn- - > =.
Prom anoquaimto FAiis and NORTH 0saA-Aso0
An
nAxI40AD AND STEAMSHIP TcKEID 10
ALL PoIArs IN THE woRLn
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RAILROAD AND STEAMSHIP rcKxTs 10
ALL PoIArs IN THE woRLn
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~
PAcITic xAvIoArIoS co..
wHArcox ROUTE
sTRA NORTH PACIFIC AND sKHoxK
Alternate On Following Schedule
5000 ss f:ssa ssss, ESQ :ss. .a
Lssss 500 Gun n To.ns.sd Law 400 ann am
Lsevs S:So an. .Anacossss.. Leave $50 pm
Arrive 500 an N. whascou- Leave $50 pm
Conseces q Fort Townsend Soe Angeles. Vic
sosiA and Neah Bay Route: u Tacoma with
train. uo ana ~. ss .s :na ssa, ~. y,
San Juan tslandA
IA coyNER-wHIDBv ISLAND ROUTE
STEAMER SAIRHAvEN
Leaves Seattle daily except sunday. 500 . m.
ar In Conner ANA Ill WILDLY Island poinss:
sr.lves Ia Conner S:vO p M leaves Ii Conner
$50 m. calling ~ same points: and arrives
Observation-Disclosures ROUTE
STR STATE OF WASHINGTON.
Daily sxcsp: sunday.
Nv. Everett 500 amlI.v Tacoma 80 $50 pm
e.. ssss:is 10 Is am ~. ses.,is Loo pm pm
Ar Tacoma.- ..lg:ks pm Ar. Everstt -. s.l5 pm
Msadquasters 10 seattle. Yea'er Dock
For further Information address
T. J. RATHBONE. Genl Agent seattle
1RANK WATERHOuSE. 0en1 Mgr, Tacoma
pAcrB1c COAST STEAMSHIP coxPANY-
D1spascA sssamsrs nom Seattle - fo,lows:
Yes sas Francisco. via Port Townsend ana Vic.
torn ~ p. m. (passsngers received On board q
NJ July 2. =. ~. II. "a ~
For AiaskA. July 2. 3, IL ~
From ean Francisco. for victo,la and PUGET
Sound postA q q m, July 3. .. II. 10. -, "a
Tickets may - obtained ~ the once o: the com.
pAny. ~ Oeean dock. seattla
GoODALL, PERKINS q CO..
General Agents. San Francisco
J. II. JOHNSON. r. g. Supt. seatuA
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-11
SPECIAL NOTICE.

GE-An transient advertisements and sub
scriptions must be prepaid.
ER-Carriers are not allowed to sell
papers. nor to receive payments from
subscribers.
GU-Single copies of the DAILY ADvER-
TIsER or WEEKLY GAZETTE can al
ways be purchased from the News
Dealers or at the office OF publica-
ton, as Merchant street.
~RATES- DAILY ADVERTISER, 5Octs.
per month, or $500 year,
IN advance. WEEKLY GAZETTE, 500
year in advance. Papers not
promptly paid for on presentation
of the bill, will be stopped without
further notice.
HW-Subscriptions for the DAILY ADvER-
TIsKR and WEEKLY GAZETTE may be
paid at the publication office, 40 Mer-
chant street, or to the collector,
T.. SWAN, who is authorized 10
receipt for the same.
n~Any subscriber who pays to the un-
dersigned for either paper one year,
strictly in advance, will receive one
copy of the Il" TOURISTS GUIDE " as
apremium.
p0-Ten Dollars reward VIII be paid Tor
information that will lead to the
conviction of any one stealing the
Daily or Weekly left at the office or
residence of subscribers.
R~Lengthy advertisements should be
handed in during the day, to insure
publication the next morning. Short
notices received up to 10 Pm.
HAWAIIAN GAZETTE CO.,
H. VI. WHITNEY, Manager.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-11
CHARLES B. COOPER, M. D.,

CHARLES B. COOPER, M. D.,
Physician and Surgeon
OFFICE: Masonic Temple, corner Ala
kea aud Hotel Streets.
OFFICE Hours: 10 to u A. M, . to 4
P .,7toSP. M; Sundays $50 to 10 80
A. Il.
TELEPHONES: Mutual 154, Bell 90.
RESIDENCE: Adjoining Office, Mutual
Telephone 400, Honolulu, II. 1.
3350-tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-11
SMILES.

A Personal Reflection.-"What
has become of the handsome young
woman that used to be here" in
auired the regular customer ut the
dairy lunch establishment.
(Which handsome young wom-
an?" asked the blonde maiden be-
hind the counter haughtily.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
During the Football Season.
Hicks-"I saw well-dressed young
man quite booty at the theater last
night"
Wicks-"So? Wonder what col
lege he belonged to?-Boston Tran
script.
The chestnut crop is reported
small. But then it must be re-
membered there have only been
two minstrel shows in town this
season.
At the Fair.-Talkative lady Wis
itor Ito Columbian guard)-"And
what is that strap that goes under
your chin worn for?"
Columbian Guard.-I MS strap,
madam, is given to us by the man
agement of the Fair to rest our
chins on when our jaws get tired
out answering questions. boston
Transcript.
A robber met coal dealer on a
lonely road and stopped him.
Your money or your life" said
the robber.
"Who are your" asked the coal
dealer.
'Pm a highwayman."
"Good enough" continued the
coal dealer, Pm a low weighman.
Shake. We should be friends"
And they were.-Smith Centre
Bazoo.
Well posted-the man who is in
arrears in his club dues.
The average man hates any
thing crooked, except corkscrews.
Weary Wraggles: "This ere sill
yer debate makes me tied. Silver
never should be our national cur
rency nohow" Dusty Rhoads ::
Oats so; it fills up a feller's
pocket, an gifts so heavy it makes
his pants baggy. Amt got dime,
hev ye?" Weary Wraggles: mo /;
ave your" Dusty Rhoads: Nope"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-11
If YOU ARE THINKING

OF having new Bath Tub, Patent
Closet, Kitchen Sink, Hot Water Boiler,
Cutters, Conductors, Stove Pipe, Water
Pipe or anything in the Tinsmith or
Plumbing Line, either in new work or
general repairing, we would be pleased
to receive a call from you, either per-
sonally or by telephone. Estimates
furnished. All work guaranteed and
promptly attended TO. We respectfully
solicit your trade. Shop: Beretania
street, second door east Of ATmory
Please ring up Mutual Telephone pa.
THOS. MOTT,
Per JAS NoTT, Jr. 3453-Q
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1893-02-09
WHY NOT HERE

Castalia Republican:-The business
men of town and others interested are
considering the feasibility of establishing
monthly auction sale days at Castalia
where farmers can sell any thing they
want to dispose of, such as horses, cattle,
hogs, poultry, machinery-in fact any
thing they want to convert into cash.
The idea is good one and il the plan
natures the sales will be conducted on
a plan that will entail the least possible
expense on those who have property to
sell. Sales may be made on time and the
cash realized en- the notes at the usual
discount given for cash at all public sales
throughout the country. The enter
prise should commend its self to every
citizen of this part Of the country, and
We hope 1T will succeed.