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The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1893-07-02
HELP wANrED-coNrfNUED.

HELP WANTED-CONTfNUE
- - - -, IN r.
ROO MEN, COFFEE AND HOT CAKES WITH
(OO syrup, SC; CAL eggs sc, at "A Fourth II y
INDEPEN DENT ORDER OF AMERICAN BAK-
ers will supply: all boss bakers with first G lass
help. Apply JOHN LEAHY. l43 Third st.le26 ~
EREE MEDICAL TREATMENT, FREE CON-
IT sultation.for m EN- only; evening. to 10 r. NJ,
daily 444 Van Ness ave. Les. I'm :.
Az ANTED-LABoRERS AND MECHANICSTO
N:kpow that Ed RoIkin Reno House proprie-
tor, still runs Denver House, PHI Third ST.. l5O
large rooms: use. prnght; 81 to So pr week. 20 ~
M EN. TO: TAKE: LODGING Toe. l5c sAND:2 5c
.iu night: singlerooms: best in town. Railroad
House:533 Commercial. below Montgomey.my30l "
CINGLE ROOMS. l2Hsc AIN IG AT. 75oA.W WEEK.
- Lindel House: Sixth and H oward SITS. my26 If
PEST. IN. CITYASINGLE .ROoMS.::l5, 2O4AND
:Il25 cents: per night: 81, 81 :25, 90 per week:
Pacific House, Commercial and Leidesdorff nil II
!: III OUND. ri WAX F.: 70 U-=R. 81 WENZEL's
~ electrical alarm clock. GOT MONTGOMERY: al 6m
Tx: MEN WA NTED' TO TAKE: :LOpGI Eng:
H. y finest house in the city l0c. 15c :and:2oc
per night: 624 Washing on st. aul II :
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pY GERMAN LADY, WITH GUILD YEARS
- old. as honsekeeper city or county. Call 10
Sixteenth. near FOsom, jy2 Ats
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- ecurity Savings Bank, 222 NJ mt
ss>S "gomery st.-Diyidends* on term deposits al
the rate OF fve.( per cent per annum. and or
binary deposits at: etof four and one sixth
ca l:6) per cent: per: annum Tor the six IN on tbs
ding June so, 1898 free of taxes, will. be paya
ble:on and after ULY-l, 1898: = i. :;
:: .je24l4t: - s. L. ABBOT JR, Secretary
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ASSESS MENT NOTICES.

SSESSMENTNOTICE- AND BkLCHEH
"a Company, Location Of principal place OF
business; San Francisco. California: location OF
|. works, Virginia City, Storey County. Nevada.
Board OF Directors held on the sixth (6th) day OF
F June, 1893. an assessment (No. 54) OF twenty
T. five cents: per share was levied upon the cap1ta
stock 1.-THE corporation, payable Immediately In
United gold coin. to the Secretary, at the
oflce:of the company. room 49, Nevada block.
-No'.fO9 Montgomery street, San. Francisco. Call
.forlia T.:
/: ANY stock upon which this assess ment shall re.
r july $685. wilr be delinquent. and advertised for
sale at public auction: and I'M ess payment 10
ma de before wiltbe sold on FRIDAY: the fourth
+ (4th} day of August. 1893. to pay the delinquent
expenses of sale : BY order of the Board Of
~: L. OSBORN, Secretary.
+ oflce-Room SO, N evada block. mo. 500 Mont
gomery street; San Francisco. California JET I'd
t. NOTICE. OF Observation-Disclosures HILL
:AN Mining Company: Locationof principal place
of business. San" Francisco. California. Location
Of WORKS, cold Hill, Story County. New.
Notice is hereby given. that at meeting OF the
Bosrd of DircctOrs.:held on the 29th day of May
1898. an assessment, No. So, OF cents per share
was levied upon the capital stock OF the corpora
coin,to the Secretary. at the ONCE OF the COM
pany, 10 Nevada Block, IN o. SU9 Montgomery It.,
San Francisco. California.
ANY. stock: upon which. this assessment shall
remai in unpaid on the s th day*of. July. 1898. Will
be delinquent. land advertised for sale at public
auctions; and Mess payne { is made before will
be sold OH FRIDAY. the 2Stii.d of July, 1893 to
pay tho delinq uert ass tssment together with the
costs. Of advertising and: expenses of sale. BY
order Of the Board OF Directors,
|; :. - =. ID. C. ia TES.. Secretary
once. 79 Nevada Block, 800 Montgomery street.
San Francisco. Ca tfornia. my 80 I'd
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FEMALE: HELP. WANTED.

4 MATTRESSES FOR SAME COUNTRY HOTEL
+ south, steady the whole year, $25, free fare; 2
mattresses, railroad hotel north. $25. free fare:
waitress springs, $25: hotel chambermaids.
500; hotel cook, $50. c. X. HANSEN d Z. =, II
Geary ST. iva Il
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SITUATIONS wANTED-MALE.

A TTENTIUN FARMERS-DO YOU WANT
n hands to harvest your crop. pick your fruit
and grapes. or any other help. If so, we can sup
ply you at free of charge: wire, telephone or
mail us your oroers. G. r. HANSEN CO.. ITO
Geary ST. ie9 tt cod
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K Annual Meeting.
We Notice is hereby given that the regular an
nuai meeting of the company of Associated stock
brokers will be held in the rooms of the Sar
francisco Stock and Exchange Board on mon
DAY. July 10. 1898, at 10 A. NJ. for thu
pur pose OF electing board of directors TO serve
Vi tne ensuing year and for the transaction o.
s sur, olner business may properly come before
Inc meeting By order of the board of directors
II. z. LANDON. Sec.
san FRANCISCO. June lSQ3 I'd
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E Church Of the Advent (EpiscopaD,
Gray. rector. Holy communion AT A. NJ Morn.
Ing prayer and Sermon 4 A. M: evening prayer,
7:45 p M. Singing by the congregation. 8 Il are
welcome.
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: L1IRST- CLASS FAINTER AND .PAPER:HANG-
= :er wants work In city orcouhtry: wages So 90
per dayin city, 81 per day:and board in country;
:paper-hanging; l5c: per roll: Address Painter,
room z, ! z Third ST., S. F. -: iy1 2t* :.
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LXPERIEN CED DRESSMAKER, WHO THOR
II oughly understands all kinds OF sewing wish
engageme nts by the day In families, viii
take sewing home. Address MRS. c.. box SO,
Call Branch. ty1 3t*
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81: OMPETENT:~ GERMAN WISHES POSITION:
49, to care for stable, HORSES garden, etc.. about
plao !; candrive and give good referenc n,
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SITUATIONS WANTED-FEMA

TTENTION, HOTELKEEFA RS If YOU
IA want fir st-class waitress. cb .4bermaid cook,
housekeeper laundress we nave n hundred
competent girls waiting . chance 10 GO IN the
country: please call, wire, telephone, OF send US
your orders by mail. G. Il. HANSEN 4 co, no
Geary ST.. telephone ass. mylSu
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CIEADY. AND RELIABLE *'*YOUNG MAN.
- with best of references: wants any kind of
clerical WORK; is good bookkeeper;:: has had
several years experience aud is Thoroughly con
versant with "a branches of office work. Please
address Is. D.; box 100 Call Branch. je3O ITS:
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~ Tri ity Church, Golden Gate Han
k~S 625 Suffer sr.-Rev. George Edward Waik
rector. Service every Sunday at II A. NJ and 7.ah
r. b. Holy communion first and third Sandays az
III A. NJ. All are welcome.
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CITUATION**WANTFD BY MAN WHO. u N
-: derstands meat and grocery business thor:
oughly Address Meat and Grocery, Dox :l4Q, Call
Branch Office = :-..: 49,. :jyl 3t*:.
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1000 YARDS BEST BIGELOW BODY BRUS-
fpOO sells carpet from Palace Hotel: l will sell
above In any size required, with or without Dor
der; all in Al condition except the price: don't
fail TO call If you want a carpet j. NuONAN.
l017 TO 1023 Mission St. above Sixth; open even
it,us recA IF
Western Kansas world., 1893-04-01

A. Il. warren, lOt5l, 90 q 81
w. A. Woodward. east 80 feet of
lot AZ, block Sc 3 81
w. A. Woodward, east 80 feet of
lot 43, block So 2 5t
G. M. Paul, lots II, 18, 19, 20 and
81, block 81 W a
Emma Haigh, lot 3, block 81 4 o.
j. E. Rogers, p lot 13, block So l q
VIM. M. Brown, lot 6, block 62 2 4s
VIM. M. Brown, lot I, block 62 2 A
Bluford " iIliams, lot II, block 63 l 81
Bluford Williams, lot IL, block 63 4 4e
A. e. Warren. lot 2, block 64 81
George D. McCready, lot l8, block
GA q
George D. McCready, lot 10. block
GA 75
Gus. o. L. Swanson, 200 feet by
10 feet in sw corner block 70 3 SC
IL
Western Kansas world., 1893-04-01
DUPLICATION NOTICE.

Lucinda T. Brown and Henry H.
Brown will take notice that they have
been sued in the district court OF Trego
county, state of Kansas, by Cyrus Mon
roe, and that they must answer plaintiff 8
petition on or before May 18th, 1893, or
the same will be taken as true and judg-
ment rendered accordingly as asked for
therein for the sum of $678.2S, with IN
terest at per cent. from January Oath,
1891, and costs of suit, and for the fore
closure of a certain mortgage given to Sc
cure said Indebtedness on all of section
10, in township 12, south of range %,
west of the 9th P. NJ, in said county of
Trego, and ordering said premises sold
without appraisement, for the payment of
aforesaid Judgment, and forever barring
the defendants from all right, title, inter-
est and equity of redemption therein.
Attest: A. w. NUTZ,
EsEAL Clerk of the District Court.
By PIERCE METZ, Deputy.
LEE MONROE, Atty for Plaintiff. l 4t
Western Kansas world., 1893-04-01
W. A. Eppler. lot 4, block 10
A. V. Hixon, lot 81, block %
CITY OF wA-KEENEY.

Charles L. Dovel, lot 16. block 2 / 81
Geo. F. Mcknight. lot 8, block 8 96
Geo. F. Mcknight, lot 9. block 8 IS "a
Mary J. McCulley. lot Is. block 8 II So
William Burroughs, lot 6, block 5 9 80
G. E. Elliott, lot l, block 2 05
c. E. Elliott, lot 2, block 3 S3
G. E. Elliott, lot 8, block 6 8 So
Western Kansas world., 1893-04-01
A LAS NOTICE.
Land Office, Wa-Keeney, Kansas, lNo %
March o. 1893 No' 10

Land Office, Wa-Keeney, Kansas, lno ,oose
March %, 1893, 'o' ioN'o'
Complaint having been entered at this
Office by Emil Lawson against John Par
rett for abandoning his homestead entry
No. 1878, dated August 6, 1887, upon the
northwest quarter of section IA, town
ship IA south, range % west, in Trego
county, Kansas, with view to the can.
collation. of said entry, the said parties
are hereby summoned to appear at this
Office on the 18th day of May, 1893, at 1
o'clock p. M, to respond and furnish
testimony concerning said alleged aband-
onment. HILL P. WILSON,
JOHN A. NELSON, Atty. Receiver.
4 1t
Western Kansas world., 1893-04-01

Louis Mellinger, lot 3, block 80
Louis Mellinger, lot 4, block so
Henry s. Davis, lot 8, block 80
Geo. A. Smythe, "a feet across
block just south of north 172 feet
block 81
Western Kansas world., 1893-04-01
CURES OTHERS
WHY NOT YOU?

The B. B. Bliss Electric Body
Belts and their Attachments are
superior to all others. Thousands
have been cured of RHEUMATISM,
Paralysis, Catarrh, General Debility,
Lost Manhood, Kidney, Liver, Fe-
male Complaints, all Nervous and
Chronic Diseases, by their faithful
use.
Western Kansas world., 1893-04-01

Given under my hand this 28th day of March. 1893
W. G. MARSHALL,
Al At County Treas.
Western Kansas world., 1893-04-01
NOTICE.
SALE OF SCHOOL LAND.

| Notice is hereby given that will offer at public
sale, at my office in Wa-Keeney, Kansas, the oath
day of April, 1S93 between the hours of 10 O'Clock
m. and three O'Clock p. the following describ-
ed school land situated in Trego county, Kansas to-
Western Kansas world., 1893-04-01
TREASURER'S FINAL NOTICE.
County TREAsURER's OFFICE,


WA-KEENEY, KAN, March 10, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the lands
and lots described in the following list
were sold on the I'd day of September,
1890, for the unpaid takes of 1899. The
period of redemption will expire
September I'd, 1893. The amount
set opposite each tract of land
and each town lot includes the tax
charged, together with interest COM
puted to the last day of redemption. Also
the fees for publication, but does not IN
clude the taxes OF 1892, unless the same
is endorsed on the tax sale certificate at
this date.
The names set opposite each tract of
land or town lot to whom it was assessed
are correct according to the tax rolls of
1889.
Now therefore, unless the lands and
town lots be redeemed on or before Sep
tember I'd, 1S93 the same shall be con-
veyed to the purchasers, their heirs or as
signs, as prescribed by law.
w. G. MARSHALL,
County Treasurer.
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The French Cycling Mania.

The French were slow to take to
cycling, but now they have done 50
they are certainly making up for lost
time. Military cyclists are common
sight in the streets of Paris and else
where, and in many other organiza-
tons under government besides the
army the bicycle has obtained official
recognition. The other day the strange
spectacle was seen Of a wedding party
going to church at Montmartre. There
were fifteen persons, and all OF them,
including the bride and bridegroom,
were mounted on safety bicycles. After
the ceremony the party .remounted and
rode Off to Enghein, where the wedding
breakfast was prepared. The incident
does not seem to have attracted much
attention, as French women have taken
to cycling in much larger numbers than
their English sisters. Last week q
French lady, Mile. DEBATE, established
q record for her sex by riding over
seventeen miles and a half In one hour,
The previous record was that OF AIlIe
Saint Sauveur, about sixteen aAd q
quarter miles.-Landon News,
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100000. Only thirty-nine out of 1,130
farmers have appealed against the rent
charged, and in some instances the
courts have raised the fee, while the
reductions have been few. In 1886
Lord Aberdeen consented to further
reductions, aggregating $4,000, and in
1890 he struck off from 8 to Is per
cent. Owing to bad harvest this year
10 per cent Of the rent for the current
half year has been RENTED.
Aberdeen appears to be another Duff
ferin, so far as sympathetic nature
goes, and he will doubtless win the
hearts of the Canadian people just as
the earl Of Dufferin and Ava did. He
is not a stranger to Canada, having re-
sided there for several months a year
or so ago. He and his countess have
travelled over considerable portion
of the dominion, and his lordship owns
and works two large farms in the Can
adam northwest, one at Calgary, n.
w. T., and the other in British Column
bia.. The vice-regal couple are well
known in Ottawa, Montreal, Toronto
and Hamilton social circles already,
so that by social and business relations
they have been Canadians for some
Llme. lncy were EIeSeAt lI Tic opeA-
ing of the worlds fair in Chicago, and
it was there that Lord Aberdeen first
learned Of his appointment to the gov
ernor generalship of Canada.
A Ihflant1lropic Couple.
Lord Aberdeen is a member of sew
eral religious and philanthropic socie-
ties end contributed $4,000 toward Gen.
Booths scheme for alternating Distress
Cctheir sympathetic natures led his lord
ship and the countess to assist at 4
benefit entertainment given on board
tie Aurania on their recent voyage
home An old officer Of the Cunard
company died, leaving widow and
family Several professional musicians
were passengers on the Aurania, and a
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committee organized a concert for the
benefit Of the deceased's family. The
earl and countess took a prominent
part in the entertainment. His lord
ship sang in duet, ''Since first I saw
your face" and as second item he
rendered the old Scottish ballad 'Jock
o. Hazeldean' in fine style. He was
vociferously applauded, and his singing
added much to the success of the con-
cert.
The countess of Aberdeen is Iowa
BILE woman, indeed, If all the good
things said and written about her are
true. She is fond of Canada, having q
brother and host Of personal friends
there. The countess is in the front
rank of modern British philanthropists
and she is also considerable of a politi-
clan, .having made several speeches in
Scotland to large audiences at the last
general elections At these meetings
"the earl's leddy," as she was affec-
tionately called, was always well re-
ceived. Lady Aberdeen is passionately
fond Of Scotch heather, and thinks it
can be made to grow as luxuriously In
Canada as in Scotland Great boxes OF
her fayorite plant will be taken to Can
ada for decorative purposes at Rfdeau
Hall, and roots Of heather will be lib
orally distributed to those who will as
sist the countess in makins
the heather a distinct feature
i Of floral decoration in the Canadian
] capital, Lady Aberdeen's first montl
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NEW RULER or CANADA.
THE HEARTY WELCOME ACCORD
ED LORD ABERDEEN.
Cnnndinn's Well Pleased ut the
Prospect of Five Years Associa-
ton With the Governor General
and His Wife. s6ssSss mi ft

The earl of Aberdeen, who was ap-
pointed to succeed the earl of Derby as
governor general of Canada, has been
sworn in and duly installed at Rideau
Hail. the vice-regal mansion at Ottawa,
Ont. His lordship is a warm personal
friend Of Mr.. Gladstone, whom he WIS.,
tied at Blackcraig Castle, Perthshire,
just prior to his departure on Sept. Z
for Canada Gladstone admires him
for his simplicity, his integrity and his
generous treatment Of those about him,
and, according to the Buffalo Express,
his appointment was due to his NOM
ination for the Office by the Grand Old
Man. His iberality toward his ten
ants illustrates the generous side of
Aberdeen's nature. In the twenty
three years that he has controlled the
Haddo house property in Scotland he
has expended 100000 in improving it
for the benefit Of the occupants. In
1870 Lord Aberdeen presented to each
tenant half a years rent, an outlay of
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1893-10-26
THE CRIMINAL EYE,
Frequently an Aid to the Detective in: FOL-
lowing q Case.

Frequently an Aid to the Detective in Fol-
lowing Case.
Eyes are ,the'most certain: reveal.
ers> Of the criminal nature. Many
an expert detective tells d. criminal
by just one glance--not at him, but
from him. The criminal eye varies
greatly in setting, but not so much
in color. Sometimes it, is. deeply
placed in. the head, as if, it, tried to,
hide, fearing the result of, it's own in
voluntary. revelations. Sometimes it
is bulgy, protrusive like alfrog's, and
heavy lidded. Such eyes, taken in.
connection. with some other signs,
denote treachery, lechery, loquacity,
mendacity and, general cruelty, with
just enough cowardice 20 prevent. the.
criminal from. doing murder except
insidiously or through others.
Of.the: criminal eye there are many
remarkable anecdotes, says Donahoe's
Magazine. The murderer. Frances
conf, had little about him to indicate
the ferocity that ambushed in his
breast! His forehead was high and
smooth, his beard was plentiful TO
most people he rendered himself
rather" companionable by certain
cheap Righteousness that often mas
querades as wit, and on account of
this social quality Francesconi's con-
ceit was tolerated and his huge
egotism did not have it's full chance
to repel people.
But years before his crime a young
girl-afterward the Countess della
Rocca-who had never left home and
who lacked experience of life, recoiled
fnom him violently when introduced
and refused to. endure. his. presence.
When questioned why she behaved
thus toward one. who stood so high
socially, she answered.: If that man
has not already murdered people, he,
will die. So" This girlish prophecy
very soon came true, and when Lom-~
broso. inquired by what sign she had;
foretold, she replied: 1.-The eyes--I
saw him in his, eyes"
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CLAY BEDS OF AMBOY
Peculiar Deposits of Sediment Found
on the Coast of New Jersey.

Peculiar Deposits of Sediment Found
on the Coast of New Jersey.
Millions Of years ago certain sedi-
ments, which had their origin in the
washing away Of conglomerate rocks
far to the northward, were brought by
water and laid down over this part Of
New Jersey. From age to age the char
acter Of the material changed according
| to the source from which it was
fetched. Thus, in digging into the soil
hereabout, one finds it arranged in
layers like cake. First, says the Wash
ington Star, the spade will turn up a
red brick clay. This deposit will ex-
tend to depth of three or four feet,
perhaps Beneath this will be stra-
tum Of clay quite different in appear
ance and speckled with iron. Under
meath the latter is layer technically
termed fire clay No. L. and below
this is fire clay No. 81 Next comes a
"seamy" stratum, and finally layer of
what is called extra sandy" which
is at the bottom Of the formation All
Of these clays are useful, being applied
to various purposes, according to char
acter and quality. They 20 through
processes Of grinding and refining in
the factories by which they are freed
from impurities and made smooth and
perfectly plastic. Such is the raw ma
tcrial, which is eventually turned out
in most beautiful shapes for decorating
houses and for other purposes Of agri-
cultural ornamentatiOn. This work ut
present employs artistic skill Of the
very highest order. The designs are
made by sculptors Of the first rank,
who consider it not beneath their dig
nifty, any more than did Michael An
gelo, to expend their genius upon the
adornment Of buildings. In fact, many
E of the objects of art in terra Gotta
which now grace private dwellings and
public edifces seem almost too admirl-
!. bic, inasmuch as they cannot be seen
closely enough to be admired as they
. deserve.
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APING AN ENGLISH HABIT.

Smokers Afflicted With Ang1oman1a
Are Taken to BrierwOod Pipes.
Pipe smoking is annually becoming
more popular in the United States. In
past times pipes were relegated to the
alleged lower classes. OF late years,
however, and particularly since the
craze for everything English, you
know" came in, pipe smoking has in
creased. It is, now, according to the
Cincinnati Times Star, considered quite
too awfully swell to drop from a tan
dem dog cart with the stem Of a short
brier root pipe tightly clinched between
your teeth. It is sort Of finishing
touch to your rough-and-ready fishing
costume to have a stubby pipe in your
mouth and gives one delightful sense
of easy, graceful, negligent sweetness
Just as soon as the approval of society
alighted upon the custom of pipe
smoking pipes became much in demand
| and the cost Of the same increased pro-
portionately, especially for the strictly
| English shapes. 1t is amusing to see q
! fellow pretending to be a judge Of a
pipe. The fact is that nearly all pipes
smoke pretty much the same. The
| cheaper pipes smoke better than the
! more expensive ones as a general thing.
| For instance, a corncob pipe is one OF
| the coolest, sweetest smokes you can
| get. Next comes the penny clay pipe.
If you will smoke a clay pipe few
times and throw it away you will al
| ways be sure that you are enjoying
| pipe smoking Of the most delightful
| character. The tendency of the aver
age human is to buy an expensive pipe
and then color it by blowing smoke
against the bowl This practice renders
the pipe ornamental, but as a general
thing those highly colored pipes are
very strong, and it is anything but
pleasant for persons averse to tobacco
to be in the same room with them.
The English smoke pipes because pipe
smoking is cheaper than cigar smoking.
Americans smoke pipes because the
English smoke pipes. The only man
who can properly understand a pipe
is the plantation darby who puts live
coal on top Of a pipe filled with plug
tobacco and puffs gently at "turrer
end'' Of reed stem, while the purple
night shadows gather around the cabin
and the screech owl scares itself and
the neighborhood with it's weird laugh,
ter.