The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-10-25

Miss Sheldon, agent for Viayi Co, San
Francisco is stopping, for a short time
at the Nevada House. She will be
pleased to meet all ladies' who wish t o
know more about the merits of this won
derful remedy. Hours from 10 to Il A.
NJ. and 7 10 8 $50 p. NJ. Room Is. y
Double Shot; Geo. Macpherson is reg
lstefed at the Big Meadows Hotel. The
Wadsworth DISPATCH has suspicious
that he will return to that railroad
town a married man.-Lovelock New
Era. Wherefore we arise to remark to
Arthur: MANY a shaft at random sent
Finds mark the archer little meant"
Leak the Reno Horse Doctor will
deliver a free lecture at Wadsworth on
the Street Monday, October 30th at 2
O'Clock, P. NJ. on the horse family and
their diseases also on the new cattle
disease. Bring on your cripples. No
cure no pay.
B. A. LEAK. V. S.
o the days are growing shorter
and the weary sun is sorter.
Losing all the vim and vigor that it
had a while ago:
And, as sure as we're a poet we'll be
out before we know it.
With a big long-handled shovel
digging bitches in the snow.-Ex.
Animated by a recreative residence, of
sixty days duration at Washoe's beauti-
full county seat, Billy, sometimes known
as William Simpson Esq, walked into
the express Office and presenting an
order for ten dollars remarked owe
been saving this for rainy day but as
it hasn't rained in SIX months you'd bet
ter give me the CASH.
Last Sunday morning as w. T. Gold
ing was strolling along the promenade
at the passenger depot he was much
astonished to find himself heartily
embraced by one of the female passeng-
ers. He recovered in due time to learn
he was in the arms OF his mother whom
he had not seen for eighteen long years
and who had recognized him on sight.
He had no idea of her being in this part
Of the country when they met.
Bridges, Wells Fargo's man, evidently
knows a sucker when he sees one, He
was mad unto profanity at dusk last
evening when he saw Gregory's baker
and asked him if he knew anything
about siphons, and after being told yes
Bridges introduced him to the one on
the coal oil IAN. The baker said he
could bring it and put his mouth on
sipon, expanded his waist-and sucked.
Then Smith poked him IN the ribs and
the siphon emptied the contents of the
coil oil can into the bakers stomach and
now the baker is afraid somebody will
touch him with a match.
although a retrospect of the year dis
closes little that is satisfactory, conf.
dence in the future should not on that
account be lost. This is not the first
crisis through which the Comstock Lode
has passed. In 1870 the market value of
the entire lode, as represented in shares,
was about "a, 100000, while in 1875,
after the discovery of the bonanzas in
the California and Virginia mines, it
appreciated to about $275, 900 900. In
1882 it had again declined to about 3d.
000. 200, but on the discovery Of the new
ore body in the mine of the Consolidated
California & Virginia Company in 1889,
the market value again rose to about
$39, 000, O00.-Sutro. q
Col. Tom Ochiltree says to the gold
bug Senators; IL see my friends in the
Senate are standing by their guns.
What a horrible mistake the gold bugs
made when they counted on firing out
the silver Senators. Why, Ed Wolcott
and Santa Claus Stewart and Jones and
the rest of them were never known to 90
to bed until 6 or o'clock A. N. I've
played poker with them for twenty hours
at a stretch and then you had better
keep your eye peeled or they would
freeze You out. | tell you when you try
and put that crowd to sleep you have
undertaken the biggest job a man ever
had on his hands. I'll bet OF the poker
crowd every trip"
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