St. Landry democrat., 1893-05-27
HE SUFFERED.

" Wonderful climate in Arizony," said
the returned wandcrer. II knowcd a
Teller to have twenty bullets shot
INTO him an, still get as we'll as ever
lie must have suffered great"
" He did, pardner, he did. The pore
fellow was so full O holes that he coudn' t
hol" whiskey. - indianapolis Journal.
HIS TERRIBLE REVENGE.
so" exclaimed Harold We're de We're
folding his arms and regarding the young
woman with stern, ptilcss gaze, YOU
have cast me aside Mabel Fcatherbonc
Ill order to get a rich widower, have
! you:"
IF you wish to speak of it in that
coarse manner, Mr.. We're de Nere,n she
replied, raising her hand and meeting
his gaze haughtily, II have, sir. have
promised to marry Mr. Wagonsellers.,
Harold We're de We're crushed his hat
down over his eyes and started for the
door.
.'Mabel Feathcrbonc, " he said. pausno
with his hand on the door knob. YOU
have thrown me over for a man with a
barl. You will find he is not the only
man with bari. l have one at home
hited with your love letters shall sell
them to the ragman. Good EVENING"
lChicago Tribune.
Its A POOR RULE" ETC.
''What was that Dawson story you
told the other day, Hicks?'
"Why, l pleased Mrs. Dawson very
much by asking her if she was herself or
her daughter. Couldn't tell EN- apart
"Wcll, it's strange, but worked the
same scheme on the daughter, and she
didn't like it a bit. = Harpcr's Bazaar.
CRAFTY JOHNNIE.
'Why are you SO naughty, Johnnie3
1t seems to me that with mamma worn
out, and papa with a broken arm, you
might try to be good
Hob" said Johnnie. ''That's lust
the time to be bad. No one can lick me
for it,
ACCORDING TO THE ADV.
Mrs. Hashley We'll, what do YOU
want?
Hungry Hank see, Ma'am that you
advertise furnished rooms, and breakfast
If desired. Now, ! do not care for a
room, Ma'am, but | greatly desire a
breakfast. - Puck.
WITHIN HER OWN CIRCLE.
''Hoops are coming into fashion
again
Yes, l hear So
"Well, there's one thing to say about
it: When they are worn each woman's
position i'll society will be strictly dc
fined"
"How so -
every one will move within her own
circle"
MODEST YOUTH.
Shc-1ou seem to have very high
opinion of your fellow creatures.
Hc--I have.
Shc-tpon what is it based:
Hell Judge them by myself.
SIZE CALLED IT BRAINS.
1absley-Reallv, now, do YOU think
pug dog has any brains?
Miss Laura know he has. Just look
at Carlo. Some wicked boys carried the
itOOl llItlc le!lOW nNG DOCKS away from
home and left him and he found his way
back to us in less than two hours. - In
dianapolis Journal.
WILL ANSWER JUST As WELL.
The Pickering light of the crate fire
fell athwart the face Of the lovely girl !
and made he: look more beautiful than
ever |
"WiIl you marry me, he said.
"Fiddlesticks said she.
"Not at ADJUST marry me-
''Wcll, | don't mind,' she said
and then her father came in and they
went to talking about the unusually cold
weather. However, those two people
will in after years declare that the bliss
full moment of their lives was graced by
all the poetry with which such moments
are supposed to be hallowed. - Chicago
News.
PROMOTION.
Scnator-Ycs; rose from a country
Justices bench,
Snicks--Who placed the beut pin
therc?-- Truth.