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The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
Benevolent Society Organized

The Roanoke benevolent Society, an
institution com posed of a number of
charitable ladies OF the city, whose
good work among the poor of the city
will long be remembered, has been re-
organized with the following officers:
President, Mrs. Mccoy; vice president,
Miss Lizzie McClannahan; treasurer,
Mrs. P. l.. Terry; secretary, Mrs. w. j.
Camp; visiting ommittee, Miss. Lizzie
McClannahan, Mrs. Reynolds, a idress SOL
Third street s. w. for district south OF
Salem avenue; Mrs. w. j. Camp, Mrs.
Smith address 3l6 Third street s. w. +,
for district wes' of Roanoke street and
nortk of the railroad
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CHURCH SERVICES.

Trinity M. E Church, South, Com
MERGE street and Church avenue-Sun-
day-school at $50 q. m. Geo. l..
Stevens superintendent. Preaching and
communion service at IL a. m. by tho
pastor, Rev. G. S. Stanton.
st. Andrews's Church, Rev. Father j.
w. Lynch pastor. Services at and 10
q. m Sunday school at p. m. Ser
vices at 1870 p. M. Wednesday and Fri
day nights
st. Paul's Reformed Church-Service
by the pastor, Rev. Lewis Reiter, at II
a. m in Sc this music hail. on Salem
avenue and Roanoke street. Sunday,
school at 3 p. m.
Lee Street Methodist Church, corner
Third street and Harrison avenue O.,
G. I'll. Thompson, pastor. Sunday SER
vices, preaching at IL a. m. and 1880 D.
M; class meeting at 10 a. M; Sunday
school $3.50 p. m.
Grace, corner OF Fourth avenue and
Third street N. e. Rev. j. S. Engle pas
tor. Sunday services, preaching at II
q. m. and 1880 p. IN. Sunday school $50
a. m.
Church of United Brethren in Christ,
y NJ. c. A. Hall, Rev. S. L Rico
pastor. $50 Fifth avenue S. W. Sunday
services IL 4. N. and p. m. Sunday
school 10 a. IN.
Christ Episcopal Churcn-Services at
the usual hours. Sermon by the rector,
Rev. j. Cleveland Hall. Sunday-school
at $3.50 a. m. At the evening service
Mrs. Hodgson, the favorite contraluo,
who is connected with the choir OF the
First Presbyterian Church, OF Newark
N j., and who had charge of the music
in Christ Church last winter, has kindly
consented to sing. The vestry of this
church will meet in regular session on
Monday night at o'clock at the rectory
Calvary Baptist Church, Campbell
street, above Park-Preaching at IL a.
m. and 1880 p. m. by Rev. L. A Fox, of
Salem. Va. Sunday.school at $50 q.
m. Regular weekly prayer meeting at
1870 Wednesday evening. To all the
above services We extend a cordial well
come. Strangers will find a church
home.
Christian Church-Rev. Il. G Garri-
son, the PASTOR, will preach at Ii a. IN e.
and 7:30p. M. Sunday school e:3O and
young peoples prayer meeting GAS D. N
First Baptist Church, Rev. Edward
B. Pollard, misunderstanding at IL a.
IN. and 1880 p. IN. The morning sermon
will be the second in the series of SER
mons on The Church." Subject at
night: THE Power of an Endless Life "
sunday school at $3.50 a. N. Baptist
Young Peoples Union Monday evening
at 7:45 o'clock. Interesting and helpful
services. Good music. All are cordially
invited.
Bethany, corner of Commonwealth
and Fourth avenues n. e., Rev. w. Ii.
Groves, pastor, 10 Tenth avenue S. W.
Sunday services, preaching at IL a. IN.
and 7:30 p. ne. Sunday school at 900 a.
m.
St Johns Church, Elm avenue and
Jefferson street-Services l. a. N. and
7:30 p. M. Sunday school at $50 a. m
Mount View, West End, Rev. L. B.
Atkins pastor, 500 Second avenue n. w.
Sunday services, Sunday school 9:aO a.
m. Preaching at 1880 p. m.
Belmont Baptist mission school at 3
p. m. No, sos Bullitt avenue s. @.
The d ssion in Carr's woods-Sunday-
school at 9 p. m. Preaching at 1870 p.
m. Bible study Friday at 1890 p. NJ.
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Oid Order German I,nptI.ts.

The annual meeting OF the Old Order
German Baptists, is in progress at Green
Ridge Church in Franklin county. The
Roanoke and Southern trains Friday
and Saturday had many attend ants
from Roanoke and Botetourt counties.
The services as usual last two DAYS.
Sermons Saturday morning and after
noon; communion, the Lords supper
and the always interesting rule OF feet
washing at night preceded by en- excel
lent breakfast at the church, to which
the entire visiting crowd are invited
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CHAUNCEY DEPEW'S JOKE.

There is no doubt but what Chauncey
M. Depew, "Our Chauncey," of the New
York State Republicans, is a humorist.
He can turn off some bright and witty
remarks upon any and all occasions,
but he got off one of his very best
funny things at the convention of the
Republicans of his State at Saratoga
the other day. 1t was simply this:
1--WE are victims OF an accident"
"We, the Republican party of the
country" be meant, "are the Victims"
of what? 'tOf an accident"
Tine report of the convention fails to
state that this remark caused an out
burst Of convulsive laughter. 1t would
have done SO in a Democratic conven-
tion II Chauncey had been there and
told them that the Republicans were
the victims OF an accident" but
there is every reason TO believe that
nothing more than smile passed over
the faces of his Republican hearers a
sad, sickly smile-as If they wanted to
say that they appreciated his attempt
at humor, but couldn't, under the cir
cumstances, relish the joke he had
made.
Chauncey should not descend to the
ludicrous under such circumstances, for
if he does he is sure to lose some of the
popularity which he held within the
ranks OF the Repu blicans during their
palmy days. Humor is out Of placs at a
funeral service and the G.. y. p. wont
have it.
Accident? They only occur unpre-
meditated, without previous warning,
and not as the result of some precon.
certed movement. The defeat OF the
Republican party at the polls last No
vember was not an accident. 1t was the
final elimination Ola series of conditions
which would inevitably lead up to such
q result.
There was the forewarning OF public
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
THE ROANOKE DIMES. SUNDAY, ocroBER s. 1898.

discomfort; there was the premeditated
action of tho Democratic party to bring
about just that purpose and it was only
the concerted movement Of tho masses
that accomplished the result. That
overwhelming majority on the side of
Democracy was no more the result of
an accident than would be tho answer
to an arithmetical problem solved cor
rectly and according to some fixed rule.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
BUSINESS NOTICES.

OTICE-ALLP PERSONS TO WHOM
~ the late Rush U. Derr was indebted
will please present the evidence of debt
to G. FL, Vines, attorney for the estate,
at his office, rooms 6&7 Masonic Temple.
Roanoke, Va, for settlement. as it is
our special desire that all of his out
standing obligations shall be paid at
once. Those knowing themselves to be
indebted'to o: having any property be-
longing to him will also be kind enough
to acknowledge the same. Respect
fully, Cd. DERR.
ROANOKE, Va, Sept. 81, 1893. 92s-lm
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
Machine Works Nine Defeated.

An interesting game of ball was
played yesterday afternoon between
the Roanoke Machine Works team and
the Northwest Roanoke nine, and after
twelve innings of hard play the north
west boys won by score of 13 to 12
Inc FEATURES OF the game were the all
around playing of Crockett and the
biting of letter. Base hits, R. M. w.
e; Northwest 10. Home runs-Crockelt
and Jeter. Batteries-R M. W., Mar
tin, Monahan and Cavauaugh; North
west Marsh, Mauck and Crockett.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
RICHMOND EDITOR CHALLENGED
Jefferson Wallace ArSested Because he
Wants to Fight N Duel.

Richmond, Oct. Jefferson Wallace
was arrested tonight upon the charge
OF sending challenge to fight duel to
Joseph Bryan, proprietor of the Rich
mond Times newspaper.
Mr.. Wallace is prominent young
man, engagen in mercantile pursuits
and has had some literary experience as
reporter and at one time was The
owner OF Wallace's Weekly. He is a
son of Charles M. Wallace, the collector
OF customs in this city.
Joseph Bryan, proprietor Of the
Richmond Times is not only one OF the
leading church menin Virginia, but he
is also one of the wealthiest and most
prominent citizens. He is the president
of the Georgia Pacific railroad and
Works
The origin of the trouble grew out of
some structures made upon the press OF
this city some three weeks ago by Mr..
Wallace before the Democratic city
committee, of which he is the secretary.
The Richmond Times, it appears,
commented somewhat sharply upon the
language of Mr.. Wallace, and this led
to an interview between Mr.. Wallace
and Mr.. Bryan, the result of which was
the matter was referred to Judge Geo.
L. Christian for arbitration.
Tue matter was settled adversely to
Wallace and he sent challenge to
fight duel to Mr.. Bryen. The latter
gave his reasons for declining t, fight
and the noe was sent to the chief of
police and Wallace arrested.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08

CARD bearing the inscription, Jack
Influence Solicited" is the way the
young Populist is trying to mako him
self known to the community. Tae
cards are all right but good Democratic
voters will sec to it that few ballots
bearing that name are cast at the No
vembe.r election. Don't throw away your
vote.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08

Hon. GEORGE D. WISE. the Richmond
Representative in Congress, is being
congratulated on the encouraging re-
suit of his recent interview with Post
master General Bissell. But shouldn't
"Cyclone Jim" Marshall come in for a
share of the praise for getting that
dignitary to looking in the right direc-
ton?
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
Important Dispatch Received From Rio
de JaneirO.

de JaneirO.
WASHINGTON. Oct. THE Secretary
Of the Navy has received cable dis
patch from Captain Picking, commander
of the United States cruiser Charleston,
a. Rio as follows:
admiral Mello, having been in
formed that the Goyernm ent would dis
mount the guns in the city, said he
would not again fire upon the place.
This undoubtedly means that the
threatened renewal of the bonn bard ment
of Rio Janeiro has been abandoned and
it is supposed thata truce between Mello
and Peixoto will be arranged by the
commanders of the foreign vessels
stationed in the harbor.'
The full import of the agreement
cannot be determined from Captain
Picking's telegram, but it is probable
that its effect will be to transfer HOSTILE
ties from Rio to other places in Brazil
although no doubt that it means the
arrangement of an annie able agreement
that will end the war.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
Football at the Institute.

The Allegheny Institute football
team have been practicing daily during
the past week, getting in shape for the
games to be played this fall. Their
first game will probably be played wi h
the Roanoke college team on the COL
lege grounds at Salem, next Saturday.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
GREAT INDUCEMENTS
TO GO WEST.

Salem having been connected with
Roanoke by electric cars, which as
sues cheap and rapid transit to par
lies living in Salem and working in
Roanoke. and as Salem car give in her
different factories employment to
arge number of young ladies'; also
cheap homes either to renters or buyers.
This In connection with her cheap
markets make 1t very desirable to the
majority OF us just now. For further
information address box Sc, Salem, Va.
9 10 law limo
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
DEMOCRATIC STATE TICKET
For Governor,
CHARLES T. O'FERRALL,
For Lieutenant Governor,
ROBERT G. KENT.
For Attorney-General,
R. TAYLOR SCOTT.
For Senator,
]. ALLEN WATTS.
For House of Delegates,
M. c. THOMAS,
ROBERT n. LOGAN.

A TENNESSEE Congressman was ar
rested on the streets in Washington the
other day for swearing. II he was
cursing at the delay in the Senate the
whole country will almost consider his
profanity justifiable
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
Raised the Order to is Cent?.

George Stovall. colored man, was
arrested last night by Officer Gee for
raising an order given him by w. T..
Patterson on Walter Boone from DO 10
rs cents. He will appear tomorrow
morning before Judge Turner at tho
police court
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
Charter Amended.

An amendment was granted By Judge
James A Dupuy.of tho circuit court, yes
terc ay to the charter of the World Pub
fishing Company, allowing it to reduce
It's capital stock from $4,000 to $500.
Under the amendment the company can
do general business. borrow money
and display evidence OF debt when 81.
500 worth of stock has been su bscribed,
provided such debt shall not exceed
three quaters OF the paid up capital
stock.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08

ATLANTA, Oct. 7.-Major o. r. Miller
one of the best known hotel men in the
South, WIN has been with the Kimbal
House for many years, died tonight.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
Williamsburg postmastership.

WASHINGTON, Oct. THE Presiden
to-day nominated Archer Brooks to b.
postmaster at Williamsburg, Va.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08

THE TIMES can De round regularly on
sale at the following places:
Roanoke, Va.-Hotels Roanoke and
Ponce de Leon, M. L. Smith, w. Frank
Carr, Terry Building, Ellks' News stand,
"a Salem Avenue. R. Goldstein, Jefferson
street.
Bristol, Tenn.-Hamner and Sullivan.
Pocahontas, Va.-Pocahontas Inn.
Radford, Va.-Radtord News Depot.
East Radford, Ve.-Radford News
Depot.
Salem, Va.-F. A. L ove'ock.
Wytheville, Va.-E. n. Bailey.
Norfolk and Western trains.
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A meeting of the above club is hereby
called to be held in the circuit court
room on Monday, October ., 1898, at s
o'clock p. m. All members are urged to
be present. Important business
V. Ii. PAYNE, President.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
"CLEANLINESS
is next to
GODLINESS."
6 II Q o d tt

Were your eyes ever shocked
was your nose ever offended
by anything you ever saw or
smelled In our store?
We think not.
Our constant aim Is to give
to our establishment an ap.
pearance and atmosphere IN
dicative Of our goods-pure,
fresh and wholesome. Scrupu-
lous cleanliness Is, with us, a
necessity, and our clerks and
statesmen are SO instructed.
We think that this care OH
our part convinces customers
of our desire to please, but it
is not done for show-it Is a
veritable part of our business
system.
Everything you may pur-
chase from us can be relied on
for its perfect purity and whole.
someness.
@. r. WERTZ,
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The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08

CHRISTIAN e BARBEE, druggists, will
tell you that Johnson's Magnetic Oil
always gives satisfaction and Is the
cheapest.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
Over One Hundred noarders at the cnller

The Virginia College for young ladies
has now present over 100 boarding
pupils and othcrs yet coming in Room
for others engaged to come will be pro-
vided by renting cottage near the
college for the teachers. In view Of the
hard times in moneterv affairs and for
the first session OF this school its sue
cess more than meets the expectations
of its able manager.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08

JoHNsoN's Oriental Soap is the most
delicate facial soap for ladies' use in
existence. Sold by Christian 6 Barhee.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08

Rowell's American Newspaper Direc-
.ery for 1901 puts the circulation OF THE
ROANOKE TIMES above that OF any
ather paper in southwest Virginia, and at
saore than that of all the other papers OF
Roanoke combined,
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08

Entered at the 2ostohice at Roanoke as second
class matter.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08

Advertising rates made known on application
Items OF news. communications, ETC., should be
addressed to the Editor of The TINES.
Remittanccs, by express, moncy-ordcr, regis
tered letter, check or draft, should be addressed
and made payable to Roanoke Times Publishing
Company.
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THE WEEKLY TIMES

THE WEEKLY TIMES, containing the news o
the week in moro condensed form, one year
S1.00 in advance.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-08
THE TIMES.
TELEPHONE NUMBER 1911.

THE TINES is delivered in Roanoke, Salem and
Vinton every morning by carriers for 81 cents per
month.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-01-05
The Cotton King Ball in Richmond

RICHMOND, Va, Jan. 4.-The lady
managers of tho association for the
Preservation of Virginia Antiquities at
a meeting to night decided to call their
third annual entertainment, to be given
on the eth, tue cotton king ball All
the elite in Richmond will take part in
the affair Every lady will be required to
wear gown made from some cotton
material, and these robes. though mex
pensive, will be eHquisitely made in
antique style. The gentlemen will
appear in evening dress, and their era
watts will be made to match the material
in the dresses of their fair com panions
Tho entertainment will commence with
a spectacle in which the leading society
bellies and beaux will take part. This
will be followed by the dancing of the
"Virginia Reel. in which tho personnel
OF tho tabieaux will figure
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YOUNG PEOPLES SOCIETIES.

THE title of Christian Endcavor
paper published 1T Parnassus, Pa, is
The Mustard Seed.
New YORK state now has 1872 chapters
of the Brotherhood of st. Andrews;
Pennsylvania has 103; Virginia, a.;
Ohio, 80; Illinois, IS; New Jersey. 81.
TnElm are now IS, lG3 Christian En-
deavor societies officially enrolled. or
these, Sl5 societies arc in foreign and
missionary land, l,5i6 in the dominion
of Canada and 20,772 in the United
States.
The latest statistics of Christian En-
dcavor growth in Australia are as fol-
lows: Victoria, 200 societies, 5000 mem
bers; South Australia, IS societies, $50
members; New South Wales, 81 soci-
cites, 1850 members; Queensland 10 So
cictics; New Zealand, 10; Tasmania TO-
TIE Golden Rule asks Endcavorcrs to
answer the following questions: What
social evils Of the day may Endcavorcrs
wisely attack, and how? What work
might be done Ivy u good citizenship
COMMITTEES" in orr societies? What
work, within your knowledge. have
Endcavorers already donein these lines?
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took DIR: Gre cncs Ncrvnrn blood ana nerve rem
edy, and have obtained my Old elastic step around
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who speak most highly in prais, or it,
How ANYBODY who SUITE from disease can
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iiuenccd TO use this truly great remedy immcdI.
atcly, Is beyond our understanding. Druggists
keep 1t for 81, ard ii IL Il vegetable cdicinc and
perfectly harmless. II must not be COMPOUNDED
Is n physicians prescriptions the discovery OF the
great specialist in nervous and chronic diseases
Dr. Greene, OF Is w. 1lh street. New York, who
or by letter.
His wonderful rem cdy will cure you IL you Will
isc Ii. "
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FOUND IN PRINT.

THE town Of Iciclc, in Washington,
has been renamed Lcavcnworth.
a PERSONAL in n Boston paper reads:
Mr. Rowland, who had his face
slapped at the horse show in New York
the other night, is at the Vcndome."
HERE is the college yell" of the
Central university, Kentucky: "Brack-
ETY., kaX, Kowax, Kowax, Brackcty,
Kax, Kowax, KowaX. Wo-oop, Wo-oop;
Hullabaloo-C u, G. u"
A BosroN schoolboy. who evidently
has bright future awaiting him, late
~ began an essay with these words:
"The world was formerly inhabited by
immortals, but they are now all dead"
SOME of the rcsidants of n new town
in Oklahoma desired to name it Upper
airy; others wanted to call it Jerusalem.
After Il heated discussion, they came to
n compromise, and the town is known
as Improvisation.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-01-05
PROVERBS OF TfiE DAY.

EVIL thoughts always come from the
devil, no matter who thinks them.
NOTHING can have Il meaning until it
has been discovered to have an oppo-
site.
TIE man who will not give I'D his sin
in this life will have to keep it in the
next.
IT won't help your own crop any to
look over the fence and count the weeds
in your neighbours garden.
MEN will skin one another alive in
trade who would starvc rather than go
into houscbrcalling as Il business.
WHENEVER IL bird goes to fly, it looks
up, but some men shut their eyes when
ever they sake an important step
THE moment 4 man finds out he has
been making fool of himself he has
learned something valuable-Ram's
Horn.
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Senatorial Candidates

WHEELING, w. Va, Jan. 4.-The an
nouncoment of the candidacy of OK
Senator Johnson M. Camden, of Par
kersburg, for United States Senator
from West Virginia against Mr.. Charles
j. Faulkner, the incumbent, has created
fut;or omonh Democratic politicians
IL has brought the announcement from
Charleston that cy-Gov. Il. Willis VIII
son and Mr. Joseph e Chiffon arc also
candidates. Mr.. Camden was at Charles
ton to-day, and left for the East to- night
after corrobora:ing the announcement
of his intention 10 make tho contest.
With Messrs. Wilson and Clifton in the
fight and Judge e. NJ. Bennett, Mr VIM.
l.. Wilson and OK Attorney General
Alfred Caldwell in the background, the
Senatorial contest will be one of the
most interesting which has ever taken
place in this State. 1t will require
forty nine votes in the legislature on
joint ballot 10 elect, End politicians
here surmise that the thirty Fl ve Re-
publican votes will go to Mr.. Camden
against Mr.. Faulkner when the crucial
test comes.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-01-05

PEBBLES.

MISS FLIRT-"Who is going to give
tho bride away?" Miss Pert-.'I could,
but wouldn't DO so mcan."-Phi,a-
delphia Record.
"SHE is very distant in her manner"
Distant! Why, her disposition is SO
freezing that she is constantly taking
cold from it."-Yarmouthport Item.
PAT-"I hope yecs live forever, and
guess yees stand n good chance, rs
Toiinc is an Oirishman." Father Tom
How do you make that out?" Pat
did yecs reverence nivcr hear of
Tonne O'Day?"-Smith, Gray Il Co. IS
Monthly.
NEW SPEcIEs.-Circus Man Chunt-
ing for Il stray clcphant)-'liave You
seen strange animal around hcrc?'
1rishnan-"Begorra, Oh have that:
there was an injur-rubbcr bull around
here pullin' carrots wild his tail"-Har-
ward Lampoon.
PARsoN-"I have heard, Mr. Petit
john, that you would like to attend my
church, but cannot afford to pay any
thing for Il pcw?'' Pcttijohn-"lc sir
my expenses are large and my income
is small" Parson-"But your wife
tells me that it costs you one dollar and
fifty cents to go fishing every Sunday"
Pettiiohn-"Wcil, that's all she knows
about it. 1t costs me at least two dol.
lars. "-JUdrc