Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-06-22
TEA-TABLE SALAD.

Ir is highly probable that the times
which tried mems souls found some of
them guilty.-Bof0lo Courier.
ENTER June, the month of fishing;
and likewise of brides who have sue
cessfully angled. Philadelphio Record
Ir is the circus clown who realizes in
the most practical manner what it is to
have a large circle Of admirers. -W0sh-
tragton Star.
MAN is always more truthful in his
opinion of his second baby than Of his
first. Women call it more brutal
4Atchison Globe.
WHEN Fogg has run upstairs and ar
rives at the top out of breath, he very
properly refers to his pneumatic tire
Boston Transcript
UNDER the present commissioners
rulings the Pension Bureau is not likely
to be so much a chest of drawers as it
was. Philadelphia Times
MOST of the gold now going abroad
will probably make more or less pro-
longed trips in the buyways of Europe
and then return.-Philodelphio Times.
Eyes, I may take few summer board
ers this year, replied the old farmer
after asking for pound of reg lar saler-
atus, ''but Pm goin' to hev fair under
standin' in the outset" "About what ?"
"Wall, principally as to butter'n eggs
and cream and sich, but particularly as
to sleepin'. We took an artist from
New York last summer who upset the
hull house when he found he was to
sleep with the hired man, and | actual
ly believe he kept a governor from en-
gagin' with us at 81 a week and washin'
and mendin' throwed in. '-Detr0it Free
Press.
Crow birds, as usual, will soon be
holding their summer Chatter-caws in
the woods.-Picoy,tee.
II DIDN'T know it was SO late" said
the volcano, awaking from its long
slumber; 81 must start my fire. "-CHi
cogo Tribune.
THE mite that the Anarchist is willing
to contribute for the promotion of his
cause is dynamite.- DetroH Free Press.
AMBITION is balloon which carries no
parachute. Elmira Gazette.
''TH1s butter" said Cholly, eying the
waiter severely, ''tastes old and strong.
1t must have been made from sour
milk. "-Chicaqo Tribune.
'DID you ever get back the umbrella
you lent Robinson?" eyes" "How?"
II borrowed it again. ''From Robin
SOM" "No, from the man he lent it
| to. 1tbdny Journal.
FOND HUsBAND-"Swee you are
an angel" Pretty Wife-''I don't want
ever to be an angel" Fond Husband
"Why?" Pretty Wife-'Because |
have found that feathers are not becom-
ing to me. Pitsbarq Bulletin.
JoHNNY-"Did you hear about that
boy who has been missing for a Week?'
Aunt Mary-'No. Tell me about it"
IL, +1 +ou
except that he is now at the foot of his
class. "-Boston Courier.
ARE you willing to invest money in
my aerial navigation scheme?" he
asked. '|No." "You can't deny it
looks all right on paper" THAT'S
true; but | don't propose to get stuck
on any fly paper. - Washington Star.
ED1roR-''H is the society reporter
getting along at police headquarters 20
City Editor-"First class. He wrote up
al inquest to-day and gave the names
tinguished persons present. '"-Puck.
The POINT OF VIEw.-"Tennis is a
splendid game, don't you think so, Miss
Highfyer?'' eyes, indeed; my broth
er Tom, who is great on foot ball, you
know, says tennis is simply immense
for girls and buffers ''-Boston Beacon.
"MAMMA," said little Harry, aged I,
''s papa Mr.. James L. Davis, senior? %
eyes, Harold. "Then," pursued he,
"are you Mrs. James L. Davis, senior
eyes," answered his mother again.
''Then if [ am Mr.. James L. Davis,
junior, where is Mrs. James l.. Davis,
! Junior" -Kote Fields Washington.
IT is strange how quickly cup
cold coffee will make a guest hot.-H0te5
| World
WHEN old ocean is in for a high
-Yonkers Gazette.
THE miracle about the tippler's head
is that the less there is of it the more
apt it is to go round.-E{mlrd Gazette.
4 SAUSAGE machine exploded in a
meateoric shower ensued.-PhilddelpIt
Record.
OpENwoRK hose may be popular with
fashionable damsels, but good fire de-
partment will have none OF lt.-LoWeN
| Courier
SHE-''What return did you get from
the contribution you send to that liter,
ary journal? 90 He-"The manuscript
Detroit Free Press.
! To CONSTANT READER.-No, the issuing
of marriage licenses was not pronlolted
by the law forbidding the sale Of lottery
tickets.-Bufalo Courier.
EXCELLENT wrapping paper IS now
made from the stalk of the banana
plant The peel will go on making
! those who inadvertently step on 1t rap
Observation-Disclosures Ledger.
THE lean pig is the one that squeals
the most. Let the fault-finder make
note-Rom's Horn.
"WHAT sort of a girl is she? "Oh,
she is miss with a mission An !.
And her mission is seeking man with
a mansion. Life.
HoUsEKEEpER-"Why don't you go to
work. YOU lazy vagabond Tramp
lay, mum? Do you call man wot
tramps from here to San Francisco and
back, year in an year out, lazy; L
think, mum, gents like me displays
considerable energy. - NeU York