The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-01-05
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hi halo al once.
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Sin eth drer. are you. deer fellow con,
grsi- sben are you to be married. styte
-Ahsr the hol,ds,s. old boy; sftss The
holidays.
-wbsi's the matter With the baby
ssstd lady 81 little eirl. whose baby
brt i1er she bad understood 10 be ailine.
OBJ. ting n.neh.pss the snsser. Hes
COY hsiehing teeth.
Mr.. Moooey Ito her tusbspdl Ted.
dy.su on, sbd sb.esr over the back 6uce
81 10 Csll,bsus. 40 they n trov our sttove
lids bsoe 4 W, or SIR. th bite ~ dinner
o. can cook this day.
Faiber What would you sivise me
10 ID wiih my son. bis pronunciation 10
perfectly l,rfiblei Teacher : 0s. him .
position 40 brsksmsn on d pilrosd At
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Teacher. Tommy. what CONSTITUTES
tho difference be,ween village and city
Tommy. one's 10 the Z s, and the others
out Wet
Minister 50 you 90 70 school do y,u
Bobby3 Bobby Yes. SIR Minister Let
me beer You spell kitten. Bobby I'm |
peliipg Too big boy to spell kitten, sir
Try one on cat
= alste Jumble 10 q very clever iml |
tslor. Ia fact, be can take sDybody /, q.
Mics spicer Il wouliso erioy hsvug
him come 10 while you are here
= Or Pulssr Yes sir have literally
sustshed men from The grave. S'okes-
Il that so' WhenY DIR. Paiser When
was q medical ttadeu,
Trouble sud kin and csts ere about
the only thugs tbst man csn have that
other ., pli don't try to get away from
hin
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free country. Friend; Well. isnt in
New birisal; lnda,e II IL net OF bad To
slt,Y II Sandy Hook foive days and be
fun gfaed heior Oh cud get on the police
foofce
Ny lave, said the Chicago young mar
10 has batrothcd, have 4 great many
relatives 10 the Eat. 80 have dear, 70.
piled The maid Then We cant afford 10
get married and so 10 Housekeeping until
aitsr The worlds fair.
-Dey isa mighty good t,mperAnca ser
mon in freight train, says uncle Mose.
No Matter how much de care dey gifts
loaded de ingine wat does dc work gits
along strictly on water.
Painful Piety: Mrs Hicks Bear in
nied youae man thst SAbts Clause biinls ,
rres. Lts only to good little boys Diek
Hicks = That Just bits me; Tvs been 10
good fora month thst none OF the boys
would lay with me-
-Msmms treproviDgly. Sunday YIN
told a,e you we're eo,ug to plsy church
Little Dick Yes'm Then ia like 10
kno~sbst Ill this loud laughing " sbouif r.
Oh, that's Dot aud me. We're tho
shoir.
--Cy meal Bosrder- Mrs. Wssk,ea, ID .
stesk IL very much Iitc your hopeful sor.
Mfs Westies Csndlsdy) Becauss nyl :
ION Is little dear like the steskf Cypi
ssl Boarder No, madam, this sAesk 10
iksyour ,ongh little boy. because il
might be impr ,ved by pounding.
Editor (an,iousty) We'll doctor. vh.t !,
8 The matter With msf Nothing seriors "
hepe. Doctor H'ml we'll. you are in
) bad wsy. Your circulation 10 very low.
Editor leIei,edI,l -whsiI Why you have !,
been reading rival sheet sir.
-successinl farmer (~bose son bss
'cen 10 coileesl What vas all that how. Il
lin ysu sa dom cut 10 ID grover Cul, o,
ured sen. ! vas merely showing Mis- th
'risLieyes shs, college yell 10 like. Wall 81
"at >'ft'' - reuc eooo, stos ~.
o. foine into town 10 sell some truck 10 ~
nor,ov. Yen hin so along On do HE
.sllin.
Mics Giseleeiri So you teach q Hsr r
ardf Tbst mntt be 40 ricel And yoo =
zach the slndenls all SOFT, Of languages.
snrpose hey never spesk English d W
u. Professor Very seldom speak II. ~
iiss q -IL,re. wsss cure 81 il, What 'e
'ueasee % they fpesk mott Greek OF
alta CO s. Prot s.or -hl.ne II
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ting ~ atd dosn in iLis elvstos III n
s,f klse.tor boy : Yes'm. Old LADY
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