New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-05
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Says O prohibition paper: "There are saloon
keepers who have made hundreds OF widows. No
such terrible indictment can ever be drawn against
a temperance man. The moral OF this paragraph
Is all right. but It's conclusion Is not accurate The
Emperor Of Morocco will make 5000 widows some
day BY dying. that being the number Of his wives,
and he Is a strict temperance man.
She was richly. but trhc SLOWLY. dressed ana
said all this on the stretcar: Yes, Lizzie and !
used To be- great friends. but really bad 10 nrop
her she hasn't no education 10 sESak or nohows.
and some OF her grammar breaks Just down me- Ive
had TO blush mor, than when We were out 10
company and she showing her ignorance. Then.
She, always a-talking about them children OF her
and about her two broherina laws and you can imaHne
thore Is nothing very satisfactory about ha' LIns
real nice io Sn i nad half her Chances and
when We moved up on the avenue i,o our nv ,n
F Press some '"'"'' '--' ~
church In IIogansvilie Ky. has been conVer'ee
into saloon not one OF Dr. Ransfcds church saloons
but the regular g!n-nl variety
The Evidence OF wealth"And who lives in the bs
Mr. Flinders. strand Mrs Flinders-the old vet
Urinary surgeon and his WIFE, .
" They must be pretty well on, should think. 70
Oh. YES. sir. very rich, indeed. Why they 'ad .
golden wedding there the week before last-tfuhcn'
In m article on. BIZ Thompson's legislature
"The Newark Advertiser, says: Thompson and bis
miserable. drunken roues dare TO face the people
from Trenton but the ignorant blind fools fail 10 SEQ
enveoping Overshadowing supporting those people tbs
insurmountabc grandeur. the mmovable frmnsss, the
Irresistible strength OF God who destroyed Sodom and
Gomorrah, who engufed the whole world. There need
be violence There need b. fear OF defeat
Thompson is surely ruined now as In the FUTURE
when his very fooinarks VIII be- spat upon. Bill
Thompson. you confronting men and women whoss
grandsres lions at Trenton, Monmouth and Paulue
Hook In the days o. 49,
Where are gou going, my pretty maid,
Pm going a-shoppng. kind SIR she said.
"May ! 20 with you, my pretty maIdi'
with pleasure, sir the maiden said.
:" BIT have you money. my krctty maidi'
rive Just one dime. kind SIR" she said.
You'll soon spend that, and then you'll stop
"oh no. and she gave her head a Hop.
Chicago News Record
Boston Episcopaisns are said to be irriiaed ove
the way In which morning paper Of that city
giving Its advice in regard to successor 10 Pallps
Brooks
No rse-Anxious Mother-Mabsl. dear. wish YOU
would try 10 cultivate taste for good literature
Why do you never try TO read Browning,
petted Daughler-Pve tried Browning. mamma
It's no use. just can't get on TO his ear'e'.-Nh'
,ngo Tribune.
Though the bishop Of Chichester Is ninety years Of
"A coadlutor.
A Matter OF scientific Interest.-visi,or picking
the baby)So this II the baby, Is il Blcs, bis .s
toot .ic-wootsies. kchcccc! watch M P'h' ""
ribs 49,, ,,..r,
me whether the deplor,be condition Of TIL, person
due To permanent dementia or ,pasmodie ana ""'
mttent insanity :-chicaso News Record.
The springfield CIass) Union" SAYS We should en.
In and send Commissioners Brennan To that city 70 ~
out how TO clear the streets OF snow with neainc'' ~
dispatch.
There are men who starye their children 70 NC"
the brewer fAttcn his horses. ,.,unla
Love your enemies. ana you won't have any "'
about treating them right. .,,.
The character OF love Il the ssmc. summer ss wr.e.
ter Ssss NOT nSms the ~s snm" pysr ., h ams
time anywhere on earth will produce comm'''"'
Nothing will take the fight out Of a qaar,c,..'%nsS
man any quicker than TO ind out that 'ne'c
The angels have no orders to oprn any Windows ~
heaven for the man who never prays eNcep WIZ"
has to-lRam's Horn.
Colonel smorlon. Of the Russian Army, j. ST."
advocate Of the use ~ falcons TO carry dlsraeae
times OF war. lie has trained q number OF ''" a..
and SAYS that they can ny four times as fss' y.
carrier pigeons ana are less likely 20 be h"'" 49,.
other BIRDS The colonel 4 trying to prove T"
Cyar the propriety Of using them for the army
81 have good news for you, Cousin Emmy
uncle has lust settled all my obligations. "A all the
-. l. that 50 Then he must hhNr I'M ri,egrnds
girls to whom you have engaged yourself '-''""'
faetter.
Chicago man advocates the building us
story apartment house. to be called the car
ns the crowning achievement Of the wor'd -"
How lie Got out Of ii.--wIfc-0ecrse ] W." .,cs 4
viii not like II. hut will have TO ~, 20" " '"'
Laccy's and match this piece OF g"cos; WIN ~
Husband tenthusis stically) IKE ~ s-tsSi&SG
siri thai waits on that counter v the m0ss V""
sweetest little angel tPusss