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Griggs courier., 1893-09-22
GRAND OPENING
S. E. OLSON & co.'s
New Department Store, Minneapolis.

'oUR NEW STORE, 1sT Av. so. 9TH ST.
Will be thrown open to the people Of the
Northwest on Saturday, Sept. 23d.
When In Minneapolis. we cordially invite
you to come and see the Grandest Mercan-
America, outside Of New York and Chicago,
and the most complete in all its appoint
ments and equipments, and splendid in every
detail.
All shall be welcome to view and to criti.
else, whether they wish to purchase or not.
Make the Big Store your Headquarters.
TO OUR NAIL ORDER PATRONS.
To the thousands of ladies' our friends and
customers, all over the Great Northwest,
who by their patronage and influence, have
enabled US to reach our present high stand
ing in the Dry Goods trade, we respectfully
tender our sincere thanks.
Our Mail Order Department at the New
Store will be the most perfect, and we'll
equipped, that human ingenuity can devise;
wonderful In system, wonderful in saving
money.
None but the most experienced sales-peo-
pie are deputized to attend to your wants.
Our New Store will be almost city in itself,
where you can order anything you want, and
get the same goods for less money, or better
goods for the same money, than elsewhere.
Our New Fail and Winter Catalogue is now
In the hands Of the printer and will soon be
ready for distribution. 1t will be the hand
ever issued. Make Application to us by postal
card and we will mail you copy free, post
age prepaid, also for any samples you may
desire to see.
AS we are the only Dry Goods House in
Minneapolis issuing q catalogue and shop
ping guide this year, you will find ours more
than doubly valuable, and no doubt its ap-
peaeance will be hailed with delight in every
household.
With renewed thanks for past kindness
and assurances OF the most careful and
prompt attention to your orders, we are
Yours Respectfully,
S. E. OLSON & CO.,
Minneapolis. MINI.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22
The Ultimate Sacrifice.

The tramps were trudging along the
dusty roads on a hot afternoon, be-
cause the harvest hands wouldn't let
them stop in the shade to rest, and
they had had nothing to eat or drink
since the night before.
''Hungry?" asked one.
Eyes, but I'm drier," was the gloomy
response.
What would you give for nice,
cold glass of beer?"
"Willie," responded the other, earn
estly, ''I'd almost work for it.''-De,
troit Free Press.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22
A Late Hour.

Boy lin front of theater)-Please,
sir, If you're goin' home, won't you
give me your check?
Gentleman-Tt is very late, and it
seems to me boy of your age would
be better off in bed than at theater.
Boy-Please, sir, the show would be
over before we could git through ar
gum that question. Gimme the check,
won't you?-Good News.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22
"A Rec'lar Fake"

Bootblack-Talk about fakes; every
thing is fake nowadays. Git yr eyes
cheated right out of ye. I shined
feller las night wot was in a hurry,
an had no small change, an offered
me ticket for canine exerbition.
You bet l took it.
Newsboy-Was it fine?
Bootblack-Fine? Nav! Reg'lar
fake. Nuthin' there but dogs.-Good
News.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22
And It Never Comes Back.

The man who loans his umbrella to
friend becomes convinced that he has
discovered the only reliable scheme 70,
rain-making.-W Star.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22
In the Grasp Of . Cruel Enemy

IN tno 0t1sp OF cruel Enemy
Hosts Of people writhe through life to pre-.
nature grave. Rheumatism once fully de-
veloped 10 ceaseless tormentor, and always
threatens life from its liability to attack q
vital part. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters,
used early and continuously, will bring re.
lief and prevent evil consequences. Consti-
patton, liver. malarial and kidney COM
plants, debility and nervousness are com.
pletely remedied by this highly sanctioned
medicine.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22
Accommodating.

Williamson-Didt the man you bought
that mule from say that he wouldn't
kick?
Henderson-No; but he would have
said 20 If had asked him.-Brooklyn
Life.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22

In spite of their proverbial slowness, tel
egraph messengers 60 about with great
deal Of dispatch.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22

''1s MY son thorough in his school work,
Mr.. Pedagogv asked Bosbyshell. "Yes, he
is," said the teacher "He shows a ten
dency to go to the bottom of everything. /
think he will be foot Of his class in few
days'
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22

Cure your cough with Rale's Honey of
Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22

The amateur photographer has habit Of
taking almost anything except . hint
Somerville Journal.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22

snE-"Are you going aboard to complete
your education9" He-"Not much-going
to marry.to complete lt."-Puck.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22
Highest Of all in Leavenng Power-Latest Govt Report
Re-! e! Bstiss BSxd:s'!
ABSOLUTELY PURE
ABSOLUTELY PURE

DoCroR ION shipboard, to invalid psssen.
Eer)-"Yo ou are pretty i'll this morning, I'm
afraid, Mr.. Smith," Invalid Passenger
"Awfully." Doctor-''Well, here is one
grain Of comfort for you" Invalid Passeu.
ger-"No use, doctor; couldn't retain it q
second.'
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22

BEEcHAM's Pills will dislodge bile, stir up
the liver, cure sick headaches, and make
you feel well. Is cents box.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22
THE PRESS.

In some suburban towns the news
paper carrier nowadays makes his
rounds on bicycle.
Or the 94e papers and magazines pub
lished in New York city one-half-l7S
are issued monthly. The dailies
number forty-six.
The first printing press, with the ut
most diligence, could be made to
print from twenty to thirty five sheets
an hour on one side only; the printing
presses Of to-day print from $4,000 to
$4,000 in the same time on both sides.
CURVED stereotyped plates were in
vented in 1915, but were little used for
half q century after that date. Since
1865 they have come into general en-
ployment in every newspaper Office in
the country whose edition is printed
on fast steam press.
THE first almanac was printed in
Hungary in 1470. One medical firm in
this country now prints and circulates
over s,oOo.Ooo year, and it is estima-'
ted that the total number printed an
nually in this country does not fall
short of $50, ,000, 900.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22

''MINE - the business before pleasure
that you hear so much Of" said the man at
the theatrical box window.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22

CONDUCTOR E. d. LOOMS, Detroit, Mich,
says: 1.-THE effect Of Halls Catarrh Cure is
wonderful" Write him about 1t. Sold by
Druggists, TIC.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22

WHEN child is learning his letters, it is
hard work ut first, Tut, after he gets as far
as A, B, G, u, it is then matter of Els for
him.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22

PEOPLE learn everything else. but they
never learn to sneeze gracefully.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22

II WILL now get into my coat of mail" re.
marked the letter when it saw the stamped
envelope.
Griggs courier., 1893-09-22

AN Advertisement FOR THE DAY.-"The
young lady to whom became engaged at
she ball last night is hereby requested to
tits paper. Ill Secolo.
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-07-26

people" is receiving their thoughtful
attention as he suggests it should
but he might not find much sstisfsc-
tion in the conclusions to which this
thoughtful attention has led them if
he could hear an expression of it.
What must be thought of man
who will make the statement that
''the disasters have fallen upon the
speculative institutions of boom
cities 2" Where have there been any
boom cities or any speculative insti-
tutions recently? The fact IS that
business has been conducted neces-
sarily upon an unusually cOnserva-
tive basis for a long time. The
progress toward the crisis has been
gradual, and careful business men
have been contracting their business
and fortifying their positions as best
they could, while the government has
all the Whlle been shaping its policy
for the robbery of the multitude that
a few favorites might enjoy the plum
der. In the face of these rscts Mr..
Eckeles now insults the intelligence
of the victims of this system of piracy
by charging their misfortunes to
speculation in boom towns, while at
the same time he counsels with the
pirates concerning the most success
full method for the continuance of
the robbery. And still the people
are blind.
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-07-26
A CORRECTION,

The statement going the rounds of
the republican press to the effect that
DR.. McLsllin has been, or is to be,
removed from the editorship of the
ADVOCATE, is untrue and has no foun-
dstion whatever. It appears to have
originated with a Missouri papers
Topeka corresponpentwhose pay de-
pends on the amount of space he
fills and not on the amount of truth
he tells. It is also untrue that there
has been any recent change in the
ownership or control of ADVOCATE
stock, therefore there is no occasion
for a change in the policy of the
paper. DR.. McLsllin intends, how
ever, to be in Washington during the
coming session Of congress, and will
be heard from through the columns
of the ADVOCATE as usual.
The ADVOCATE PUBLISHING Go.
By Order of Directors.
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-07-26
RATS!

We clip the following paragraphs
from the Emporis Republican of the
18th:
Kansas finances are all right, thanks TO
the prudent bankers, who prepared for the
worst when they saw the Populists coming,
The trouble among the Denver banks is
attributed to the fire. eating speeches that
were made there last week. Fsnatioal talk
is always dangerous, no matter how good
the cause that calls it forth.
By such CAB as this it is hoped to
bolster up the declining hopes of the
republican party. If the Kansas banks
are in better condition than in other
states because the prudent bankers
saw the Populists coming" the pru-
dent bankers should thank the Pop
ulsts for it. If the eating
speeches" Of the people of Colorado
have caused the Denver bank failures,
what is the matter with the banks all
over the country? Are the American
people everywhere making fire
eating speechesP Does the editor
Of the Republican expect that such
rot as this will be regarded otherwise
than with contempt by intelligent
people? Is it not about time to begin
to talk common sense concerning our
situation?
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-07-26

ONE Of the best suggestions made TO Gov.
Waite comes from the New York Tribune.
If Colorado people are determined to get
$1.29 an ounce for their silver or resign
from the union, it suggests that they start a
new republic Of their own and pay s1,29 an
ounce for all the silver they want.-Capital,
July 10.
What the people of Colorado as
we'll as the people of many other
states are determined to have is not
$1.29 per ounce or any other price
for silver bullion, but equal privi-
leges with gold in the mints of the
United States. None but gold bugs
ever advocated the purchase of silver
bullion by the government at any
price; and every person who knows
enough to keep out of the fire is
aware Of this fact
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-07-26

The Topeka ADVoCATE's silence ON the
prohibition question is very loud since it
became the official state psper.-Emporia
Gazette.
The Topeka ADVOCATES position
upon the question is well known by
the people of Kansas, and it is not
necessary to fill the whole paper with
1t in order to make it more clear. It
is most remarkable how much more
sollOitOus the Gazette and other re-
publican papers are upon the subject
now than they were when the state
government was in republican hands.
Then we heard nothing about en-
forcement Of law from republican
editors, although the policy of licens-
ing joints and chsrterlng whisky and
beer clubs and gambling dens was
the settled policy of the sdministra-
tion. Consistency is a jewel, but it is
one that republican editors have no
use for.
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-07-26
BUY GOLD.

America has it in her power to control the
money markets of the world. Our credit is
unlimited. We ought TO buy gold. We
ought to get into our Golfers the bulk of the
gold of the world. Then the nations Of the
earth would be at our feet.-Leavenwort
Times.
Please tell US what you would pro-
pose to pay for it with. We ask for
information.
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-07-26

Workingmen at good wages. The
democratic party manifests no dispo-
sitlon to tinker the tariff, and repub-
licans can not shift the responsibility
either for the business paralysis or
for the idle millions now tramping
the country by any such clap trap as
the above. Democrats are simply
executing republican made laws.
That they do it very willingly we are
ready to admit, but they are the &C.
cessories, not the principals to the
crime.
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-07-26

The silver men of Colorado have got
enough already Of the "Ohange" in admin
istration that they Olsmored for, and are
very much excited. -Oskaloosa Independent.
The silver men of Colorado didn't
get "the change of administration
that they clsmoled for" and they did
not expect any more from Wall street
democrats than from Wall street re-
publicsns. They had no confidence
in either, and they very properly re-
volted sgrinst both.
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-07-26

Nor less than 100000 workmen are out Of
q job, waiting for tariff tinkers aud tariff
smashers TO show their hands.-Kansas City
Gazette.
The tariff has not been tinkered
since the republican party tlnkered
it, and that tinker was said to be such
protection to American labor as
would give employment to American
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-07-26
Oh, OONgIsTENOYI


cause it holds the Sherman law re-
sponsible for the present financial
troubles; but the editor of the Times
forgets that the controlling element
of the republican psrty is in perfect
accord with the democratic party on
this subject. He forgets that the
New York Tribune has issued the
pronunciamento that republican mem
bers of congress are expected to
stand by the financial policy of Mr..
Cleveland, and that if they do not
do SO they need not expect to be
returned to congress. He forgets
that Mr.. Cleveland's financial policy
is precisely the same in every psrtic-
ulsr as that of his predecessor, and
that he is simply carrying out repub-
lican made laws just as republicans
themselves carried them out. He
cannot name a SINGLE particular in
which Mr.. Cleveland has departed
from republican policy.
But let us see the further consist
ency of this teacher in Israel. He
sums up the situation in one small
paragraph as follows:
The fact Of the matter is the triumph Of
the democratic and Peoples parties has
caused all the trouble.
Now if this Is true the remedy
would seem to be to defeat the demo-
cratic and Peoples parties and every
thing would be all right. Why then
does the Times suggest any other
remedy? In the very next editorial
article to the one from which we have
quoted we find the following under
the title:
THE REMEDY.
When there is financial trouble in the
land expansion brings relief. The govern
ment should at once take measures to give
the country more money.
Why ask for more money if 'Ehe
triumph of the democratic and Peo-
ple's party have caused all the
trouble?" The democratic party is
In part responsible for the contrac-
tion of the money volume because
democratic members of congress have
voted with republicans for such con-
traction; but no Peoples party rep
resentatiVe ever voted for such q
thing, nor would it be healthy for
him to do so.
If the proposition is true that
when there is financial trouble in
the land expansion brings relief" is
not the converse Of this proposition
also true? When there is prosperity
in the land will not contraction bring
financial troubleR Has not the Times
unwittingly acknowledged the ground
Of the trouble to be a contraction of
the currency? And who is response
bic for such contraction? Who has
controlled the finances Of this coun-
try for the last thirty years. The
Times is not honest. 1t permits its
extreme partisanship to prostitute its
Judgment and control its public ut
terances without regard to known
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-07-26

The finsnciers still continue to fol-
low the example of the fool farmers
and keep on Whittling store boxes.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-02-02
BATTLE WITH A WHALE.
A Leviathan Yieiously Attacks
the Yacht Penelope.

Los ANGELES, January 13.-Cap,
tain ], F. Anderson, the we'll
known pilot of San Pedro, had an
exciting experience yesterday
while cruising in the Lacy yacht,
the well-known Penelope, about
fifteen miles from Santa Monica.
He had on board with him
Johnny Day and Robert Anderson
of San Pedro, and the yacht was
bowling merrily when hump
back whale seventy-five or eighty
feet long rose ON the port side and
dove right under the boat, evident
ly considering it an enemy, raising
the vessel fully three feet on its
back as il made the trip.
The men on board could have
patted its glistening body With
their hands if they had been so in
clined, but it did not occur TO the N
at the time to take such liberty.
The whale came up looking
wiekeder and bigger than before
off the starboard rail, and headed
again for the yacht.
Captain Anderson's only weapon
on board was a 44-eaiber Colts
revolver, and as the monster APP
peared so belligerently inclined he
thought hs might as well COM
mence the fight himself, So he
took careful aim at the only vul-
nerable point in the leviathan's
body-the heart-and fired.
The bullet made itself felt, for
the whale sheered off ike light
ming, giving wicked swipe at the
yacht with It's enormous tail, evil
IDENTIFY bent on destroying it, but
the blow just grazed the rail, do
ing no damage, and the two part
ed company.
Captain Anderson. few days
before, while cruising in the same
locality, had 3 somewhat similar
experience It was at night, and
he was asleep in his berth when he
H4- SIOAcCO OE . cAOSA- Dc II tAC
yacht had run ashore.
He rushed on deck and asked
the man at the wheel what had
happened, but no explanation
could be given. The boat had
scarcely stopped quivering from
the disturbance OF its equilibrium
when an enormous whale rose at
one side. spouted q shower of salt
water high in the air and then
sounded He had evidently been
asleep when the yacht eollided
with him.
The captain intends to get
whaling gun and bring the frat
whale ne can capture into San
Pedro.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-02-02
Plenty OF Gush for Baby Rufh.

Social Washington, Of course, Is
much interested in seeing Mrs.
Cleveland again, and almost as
much in seeing Baby Ruth. The
CleveIand's may object to having
their little daughter made a sub
Jet Of spectacular comment and
notice, bat the people Of Washing
ton are bound to gush over the
little one. Already DR.. Sunder-
land, the pastor Of the First Pres
byterian Church, Of Washington,
has put in a bid through one Of
his congregation for the privilege
Of baptizing Baby Ruth. When
Mr.. James L. Norris, a leader Of
the local Democracy, vas in New
York recently, he told Mr.. Cleve-
land that the people Of the First
Presbyterian Church were count
ing On the privilege Of seeing Baby
Ruth baptized under their roof.
This was a delicate intimation
that Mr.. Norris hoped to gee Mr..
Cleveland living in Washington
again before long. Mr.. Cleveland
thanked him for his expression Of
good will and said that he hoped
that little Ruth would have the OPP
portunity Of being baptized here.
Is would be very appropriate if
the Clevelands asked DIR. Sunder-
land 10 perform the ceremony Of
baptism for their little daughter,
FOR it was be who oficiated at their
wedding.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-02-02
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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-02-02

According 70 this analysis, We beg to
state that n our opinion, the Beer has
been well breved, well fsrnlerted aud
we'll stored. It has good life and shows
good keeping qualities. The Beer has q
good aud nice round taste, and We can
safely recommend is as a wholesome be-
Vsrags Yours respectfully,
UxFTzD STATES Brewers ACADzEY,
per II Schwarz
In addition TO the fact that this
Beer contains remarkably little
alcohol, we beg 90 say that It Is
brewed Of genuine hops and the
very best Wisconsin barley, known
as Scotch Fife" and the water is
taken from the celebrated Wawa-
tosa mineral springs well known
throughout the Northwest in fact
it Is the only Milwaukee Beer
brewed with mineral spring water.
Ed. HoFFscHLAEGER & CO.,
Sole Importers, Hawaiian Islands.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-02-02

The Tourists Guide for the Ha-
vsiian Islands can be had at tins
Office This handy book IS invslu-
able for strangers visiting this coun-
try. Is contains descriptive matter
pertaining TO toe different islands
with handsome Illustrations and
maps No tourist should be with
out the guide as it Will save them q
70 OF bother and questions.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-02-02

The following certificate which
was procured from the United
States Brewers Academy for the
purpose Of aseertaining the good
quality Of the Budweiser Beer =
hrewed by the FRED miller
BREWING Co, Milwaukee, Wis,
explains itself:
NEw YoRx, April 9, 1902
FaED MILLER BREWING Co,
Milwaukee, WIS.
GENTLEMEN: The sample Of beer which
we examined for you contains N 100
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-02-02

Work equal 20 the best az San
Francisco prices at the GAZETTE
Office.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1893-08-25
WHERE THE WILD THINGS GROW.

o Tor the bosky gardens
Deep In the green old woods,
Where the oa,ts have woven curtains
To shelter their sylvan broods;
Where the pine-trees murmur and whisper
Secrets we long TO know
o to rest in the shadow
Where the wild things grow
There by the brooks clear mirror,
Ali on summers day.
The bees, the birds and the blossoms
Have IL their own sweet way;
There, In the tender twilight
Barred by a golden CLEAN.
flushed in the dceuest silence,
The wood-forns dream.
There many grassy pathway
Leads to o fairy scene,
Where the partrdge-berry's coral
Lights the dusk OF the wintergrcen;
Where the bells OF the precious iwin-fiower
In the fragrant spaces blow
o TO rest in the shadow
Where the wild things grow
Mrs. NJ. + Butts, in outlook
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1893-08-25
w all Paper

gives your walls any effect and
a touch Of luxury that money
could not otherwise supply.
To get the best, that is the
question but that is neither
difficult or expensive if YOU 90
to the right place to buy It.
Ours is the place, the variety
is here. the prices are right,
If you want, we put it on
your walls and guarantee the
work. Workmen sent apv
where.
Window Curtains too, are
here, prices right.