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Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
PEixoI0 Is RESPECTED.
His Government is how Said 10 be Making
Gains.

prpN,NRUrn Dee 10 There is 10 truth
g., .t, ,,,..,,., ,f ,iisla,,al,v in the northern
-. aa.. ,.,.,-,,,..,,, :. -.
F'''
sp.e'eu py 'N' p'''p'V e''' ieie
biSpatche9 f'om no dr Jaheifo say
that there was general enghReheh' oe-
i"eth TUG reu'l 9ul 'ng '''e XIV " pl''1is
/ forts on saturday ne goNerhtmeat
forces hAVe captured the lslahu OF pom
Jesus whfFe 'ne rtn.is "h'aihe" 'hFir
water supply. Iht reoei "hrsilp aau'u-
ahah mas t'tHFhFi III uoh.as'a ooli
dition, having suffered trom tue hre OF
the forts Anulrat memo position ~
desperate nnr.
The officers oi tue cruiser Nlc,heroy
Will receive f'fs' Tor thret months sef'-
ice lhr menu oi tue ere" Were
offered -" Tor the same length oil service
hut nave rrIase" I" accept H. Inc re-
shipment on ere" mas n"' peeh com
pItted' N"hl'fai i'tfe VIII assume com
MANI ol lhN hcW hFNbhiah '"rledu puat
Aurora. a i'ffIii'Ah ere" VIII take her
south on frlday.
TroHble Oh the Niriiieroy.
The Brazilian cruiser Nictheroy arrived
here or Thursday with all well in health,
but all urong from other points of view.
During the passage the rough and ready
crew shipped in New York were rut
through u regular course of instruction in
the duties OF man-of-war Until '1e
Coasl of Brazil was sighted N1e sailors
were in very fair state OF preparation
for an engagement win the enemies ot
Brazil.
But the discordant elements noticed
| among the crew shortly atlar we iei' Ne"
York mcrrhSe' cohS'leraniy AS nass wore
on, and nHch dissatisfaction was hiaill'
Tested
"h'f' t"e i'''o' ''"'o'
There was M uh"ritteh understanding
that tine crew was I" DE reshlppth upon
| arrival in Bra7Ii as full -hcdRed sailors III
| the brazilian navy, ana al the same rate
Jt "ages ~ hRFefH ul'h III '>'" VI n
At st. Thomas r'lmors were circulated
| that the crew would expect higher wages
| upon being formally enlisted, ana TINS IN
tentinh to strike Tor more money Increased
to such point that we had MOI reachea
Brazil before II became Known tna' the
| sailors OF the Nlctheroy Wohtn heihand
mueh higher Wages %'"re c"i'Seh'i"S "
bt reshipped INTO tue i'faAi'lah navy.
Upon arrival here, the leaders ot the
strikers had managed 70 prrNhh upon
| considerable OF the Nle'hefoY ere" u
demand increased wages before signing
the articles OF rhIistmrn ana 'he repre-
sentatiyes Of President Peixoto were 50
| informed.
Agents ""uidni GIVE IN
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20

p~xvrs. Col. Dec. IA state deputy
w.raep has found smother smsh herd
ea'as - I,,ger than the one found IN Los'
u - -. sanmer, in North park, Roufs
county. region mora i.ai's . spAh ~, ~,
o,her part of Colorado Ile hera = a. a.
% consist Of tso dozen anin,sis. lne -
ysfv ', tame, and are fed resuisris 2. sSAs
- - he few farmers who inhsoit the PARK
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
SPAIN AND FRANCE At ODDS.
( 4 Rupture 0. ccmmsyeisi hsia,ions lmmlasat
Between The I've Nations.

MapRrD. Dec. IA rupture Of the
commercial relations between Spain and
France !, imminent. Spain has refused 10
eoncede her minimum tariff on imports
from France unless France accords her
minimum tariff on Spanish wines.
II m agreement is not reached by Jan.
Spain will apply her maximum tarih on
French goods imported into Spain and the
Spanish colonies. France viii retaliste BY
placing the maximum tariff on Spanish i'm
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
MINERS ssyEo BY 4 PET RAT.
The Animal Led Them from Chamber lust
Before the Roof Fell.

wnKxsgAsRE, Pa, Dec, l9.--Jame'
Walters. a niaer, and Mike Mitcitz, his
helper, were working 18th two other men.
David Davis and John Youcssh, 10 one of
the chambers Of the Woodward mine. rhsn
their attention vas attracted By pet rat
uhicb ran to them, nibbIed at their boots
and then ran down the Gangvay. For s9rls
time the men watched is antics, and Wa
ter. aud hIs helper then went to see vhy IT
acted So
HSrlly had they left the chamber when
A mass Of rock fell from the roof killing
Youcssh and fatally injuTing Davis. The
men who escaped say the rat knew that
danger threstened and warned them.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
Nominations Confirmed.

WASHINGTON, Dee. l9.- The Senate has
confirmed the following nominations Cal
vim Page, collector of internal revenue,
district of New Hampshire Postmssters
in Maine, II. s. Merrifeh, North Berwick
Ii. B. Tibbitts Berwick. New Hspshire
C. 4. Morse, New Market; An.on Ssett,
Antrim.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
s,,..s.h ..A Health.

II you are not feeling strong and healthy.
try Electric Bitiers. II LA Grippe" has
lef. yos weak and weary, use Electric Bit
ters. Thi. remedy acts directly on Liver.
Stomach and Kidneys, gently aiiins those
organ. to perform their functions. II you
are afflicted ~fth Sick Headache, you will
fnd syesay and permanent relief BY taking
Elee4r.s Bite.s. One Trial will convince
you that this 10 the remedy you need. Large
bottle. only zoe, at W. A. Efskine's drug
store. Gardner.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
.iBuasio BiIi" for Governor

Ow.HA. Neb.. Dee. 1o.--"Bsssio Bill,
kaosn TO civilized life as william r Cody,
bas determined 10 be candidate for the
gspoblicsn nomination for Governor Of
NEBRASKA. lie IL nO~ living in Sorth
Platte. Neb.. and is said TO have the whole
western part Of the state back Of biz caf.di-
Aaey. xhfeh has never beeB represented IN
The erecu;jve Office. o5y was rendered .
grsa. Banquet whsn b. turned from Chi
rays mo tli ago, ami his banquet. Is il
.s;6. the scheme was r taIled. There il q
.I,srp contest betee4n tie different factions
and II Gov. CreaBse fss ef rebomins'ion
Co5y viii have exeeIlen' chances Of sue
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
THE otyMPiA's SPEED.
Uncle Sans New Cruiser Said to Have ex
eeedes 22 ksots an Heus. Z

SAN FRAscfsco, Dec. Ia.-The officers
Of the cruiser Olympia since her arrival in
port from her trisi trip announce eosrsc-
,ion a the rspsf; tsiegraphsh from santa
Ba-bra giving the srersse speed ss zi.s'-
/, /. now elsired that the exact svers2e
over the course Of IS knots vas z2
knots per hour. or Tery close 30 rs miles
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
INTERCOLLEGIATE BALL.
No Special Student Can Play on the CoIisss
Tesm-i894 Schedule.

BEU%swIck, Dec. l9.-At meeting of
the managers of the Maine college base ball
teams held in Watervills it was decided
tha, no special student would be allowed 10
play unless he be present in college the two
previous terms That a list of all possible
candidates, signed by the captain, manager
and the president of the college, shall be
sent to the several managers before the
season begins. Also that students from all
the departments shall be Eligible 10 the
team, This includes the medical school
The following schedule was agreed
upon
May 2-Bowdoin vs.. Bates at Brunswick
May 2-Colby VS.. NJ. s. C. at Water
vile.
May Colby VS.. Bowdoin at Lewiston
May 1--Bowdoin vs.. NJ. S. C. at Bruins
wick.
May 9-Bowdoin VS.. Colby at Water
Vile
May 9--Bstes VS.. NJ. s. c. at Lewiston.
May l2-Bowdoin VS.. Bates at Lewiston.
May I2-Colby vs.. VI. S. c. at Bangor.
May lS-Bstes VS.. M. S. c. at Bangor.
May l9-Bates vs. Colby at Wsterville
May 2Z-B0wdoin vs. Nj. ,. L. at Ban
gor.
May -Bowdoin VS.. VI. ;. c. at Water
vile.
May 2G-Bowdoin vs.. Colby at Bruns-
wick.
May 30-Bates VS.. Colby at Brunswick
June 2-Bowdoin vs.. Bates at Water
vile.
June G-Bowdoin ys. Colby at Lewiston
june Bates vs.. NJ. S. {. at Water
vile.
June M. s. c. Va. Colby at Water
vile
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20

w,sutssrox, Dec. l9.-Seeretary Her
hsr, vas today advised of the ARRIVAL AZ
onsr c DR.. Boynton, arrested by the British
on. o,.,bo,,t;es ia an attempt to blow mp the
sa,;d. han at Rio Jsneiro. TIE secretary
"a ,h,t nov that Boyuton is removed from
.ha ,lace where be could cause the trouble
,herp ID no intention to keep him longer In
a.. sfnsdr
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
NO TINE FOR ARGUMENT.


WasuixGros, Dec. l9.--The Senate
committee on finance today decided that
i, would hold no hearing, on the tariff dur
irg the holiday recess and whatever hear.
ing. may be bad thereafter will be reduced
to the lowest possible limit.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
Schooner Ashore on Mouse Island Ledses

RoorHplY HARRoR, Dee. 19--Schooner
George W. Lewis, Bangor for Boston,
while making hsrhor during the storm
weu. ashore on Mouse island lodges. She
wa. towed to the wharf, leaking. The
dsmsge is unknown.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20

4 was troubled with eaisrrh for seven
~as-s previous 10 commencing the use OF
Efy's Cream Bsiga- Ii has d1ne TO: me
What other so-ealle8 cures have failed TO 40
cured re The effect Of the Balm seemed
magical - Clarence J.. HSf. Bicdeford, Ne.
After :ryine many remedies for cstarrh
during past twelve years. Il tried Ely Cream
Basra sf,h cen1plsfe success. II ID over one
year vince stopped nsing Is and hare had
no return Of cat arb. | recommend i 10
IN nv sriends.--Mil.on T. Palm, Reading.
Aeelfeofkv2w
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
nct2en.lxrfolrm
ue,b.r.i nssssrsts assAsvsiss

as., gfsslov's soDvwfso Byngr hae hsse
ssed gor oser FIFTY fxAES bZ niLLlOnA q
$40, Win PEEFfEJ SUCCESS. ~ HGy1Hk9
.lss CHILD. sUfJE's5 .bs CL M, ALLArb an
fafE. CGKks WIND CDLfC and 10 ~ ~
syerY serf Of the world. Ee safs 81 - fes
.'xr.. Sinsios's soothing hyfsp," - 49, -
0 i.sr klsd. 1wensy-bse senss boe0e.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
Presidential Nominations.

WAsHiNefoN, Dec. l9.-The President
today sent 10 the Senate the following
nominations postmssters in Maine, Jere-
miah G. Shaw, Biideford james Gillen,
Jr.. Houlton; Isaac Coombs, Camden.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
: Or. s.yer. Trial Adjourned TIL rAarsday.

Nxw YORK. Dec. I9--The trial of Dr.
Never, the alleged polsoner, was a'1oafne"
ibis morning until Taarsdss.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
FAIR And COLDER

wAsESGros. Dee. ls.--For Msiae /:
Fair, colder; ao-rh~es. Winds.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1893-12-20
Bismarck cossrstuIstss csispi.

BERL4s. Dec. 10 FRINGE Bismarck has
yri,,ea q letter to signor Crispi. the new
Italian prime minister, eonsratulasIng hin
apon his return TO power.
The morning call., 1893-02-04
Worlds Fair Exhibits.

Charles II. Allep, superintendent Of the
educational department. states that he has
received full returns of statistical informs-
ton asked for from about twenty counties
and four cities of the State. 1t is highly
desirable that other counties and cities
should respond at an early date TO make
sure of an allotment of space.
W. III. Mcneil. superintendent Of the
yiticultural department, has removed from
the viticultural rooms, On Pine street, TO
room 80 OF the Worlds Fair Commission,
Flood building. Mr.. Mcneil states thas he
is patiently waiting for exhibitors in the
vitlcultursl department to sent lists OF wines
and brandies 20 be exhibited az Chicago.
He has forwarded blanks to all parties and
desires them to fill them oat with the names
of all brands OF liquors that are intended
for competition, exhibit or sale, and if any
of the latter, TO accompany the report win
prices, delivered at San Francisco or JaeIl-
son Park CitiPluO
The morning call., 1893-02-04
THE SEWERAGE PROBLEM.
Engineer Manson Declines to Proceed
With the Work.

Marsden Manson of the late Board of
Engineers 10 devise and provide q system
of sewerage for this city has addressed a
communication TO the Board Of Supervisors
in which lie announces the adjournment
sine die of the Board of Engineers. He
closes his letter as follows:
In relation to the continuance OF this work by
me, under the control and direction of the Com
mittee on Streets and The City aud County sur
veyor at salary OF $3.50 per month, L desire to
state that this proposition IS resi- ectlully de-
clined.
Ia transmitting this record I have also to re-
port that Of the S34, $50 available at tie time OF
the organization TO The close OF the first day of
February, 1898. S4117 70 has been expended
for services and materials. This eXpeud iture
does lot include salaries OF members OF The
board, which salaries have not been fixed by
your honorable board.
The data now in my charge as custodian is
not IN CONDITION 10 be placed on record, bus
can be put IN this condition and be available at
any time In The future at an expenditure not
ceeding $500. exclusive OF my rylces. Tets
data principally relales To the actual condition
OK the 10 miles OF sewers which have be sN-
amin d, as heretofore reported. II Is essential
at least To put this data In proper form ABOVE
outlined
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return, and be had already decided what he

return, and be had already decided what he
would say to him.
About 4 O'Clock old Dick saw Mart's
buggy as it appeared coming up The hill,
and he walked out 70 the fence by the
roadside to be ready for Mart when he
came up
broad smile of triumph rested on his
features. and it was all he could do to con-
tain himself until the proper moment.
Slowly the buggy crawled up the long
slope and after the lapse of two or three
minutes 1t reached the TOP of the ridge.
Old DICK started back in surprise and the
smile went from his face. There in the
DaSgy was not only Mart but handsome
woman besides. and both she and Mart
seemed very happy. What did it mean?
Old DICK was de termined to know in spite
OF anything, and so VIXEN Mart drove ND he
hailed him.
w here have you been?" he asked.
Been getting married." Mart repfietl.
married ?" Dick echoed.
Eyes. | heard as came up that you had
married Yesterday"
Yes. | did. Bat say. who was it you
married?"
Mart looked at his handsome young vile
and smiled.
MY wife's name was barrow" he said.
"And, by the way, l heard that your wife
was of the same name. a queer coinci-
dence, iSn't it?"
Old Diek, without another word, turned
and walked awaY.-Boston Globe.
The morning call., 1893-02-04
A VICTORY FOR THE STATE.
The Railroad Companies Must Pay
Their Back Taxes.

Judge Hebbard yesterday rendered jadg-
ment for the State of California in her
actions against the Central Pacific, South
ern Pacific, Northern and San Pablo and
Tulare, California Pacific and South Pac fe
Coast railroad companies to recover taxes
from all those corporations Tor the year
1897. The total amount for which judgment
was rendered was S647. 430 20, together with
So, 81 90 penalties for delinquency, non
payment and interest from the last Monday
in Decem Der. 1887, and costs.
The main questions involved in tile de-.
Tense were Federal franchises and the as
sessment upon the mortgage bonds. In his
decision Judge Hebbard holds that none OF
the questions involved are novel. They
had all been passed upon, either directly or
indirectly, by the courts of the various
States and of the United States. There
was little IN the contentious OF the defend
ants to commend them to the favorable con-
sideration of court OF justice.
The companies, he said, had abundant
opportunity to show good faith in the mat
ter Of these taxes, either by appearing be-
fore the Board of Equalization to have the
assessments corrected in any particular
illegal or unjust to them. or by payment of
and suit to recover back the taxes-nether
OF which opportunities were ayailed Of by
the defendants. Bat instead, they come
into court, Offering to pay no portion Of
these taxes, valid or invalid, resisting the
payment OF every cent thereof, and seek 10
avoid liability by technical defenses which
are not sustained either in fact or in law.
The morning call., 1893-02-04
GOLD IN COAL.
A Prospector Gives a Member OF tie
Academy Pointer

A Prospector Gives a Member OF tic
Academy Pointer.
''Be you one Of them fellars of the Acade-
my?"
The question was asked yesterday of Pro-
fessor Biteatem, as he was about to pass
into the building of the Academy Of Sci
ences.
The questiOner was very small man. with
solemn visage, as solemn as that VI the
King OF England who never smiled.
Il am not a fellar." said the professor. in
a dignified tone, ''but am Fellow of the
Royal Academy of London, at present afil'-
ated with the Academy of Sciences"
Excuse me-" said the little man. "if l
mispronounced the title, but that don't
make no difference, I've come to ask your
advice about an important matter"
"Ah," CALCULATED Professor Biteatem,
lust step inside and We'll talk the matter
over"
He led the little man to convenient cor
ner. where they were out of sight and hear
ing. and there the little man made his reYe-
l6tion.
Il am-well no, I'm not miner. but Pan
what you call n prOspector." he hesitated
for a moment and then added, Professor,
want TO ask you do they ever find gold in
coal 2"
"No, SIR" promptly answered the pro-
fessor; such a question Is absurd Gold,
sir, Is never found in coal. In the native
state it is crystalliZet, the primary form be-
ing the cube or in plates, ram ficatiOns or
nOdules, commonly known as nuggets 1t
is almost always alleged with silver. and
sometimes with tellurium, blsmuth, lead,
and sometimes ii occurs in small quantities
IN metallic sulphides. such as galena. iron
and copper pyrites. but in coal. never"
And so IT'S never found in coal" unused
the little man; that's what thought some
of your fellars-eXcuse me. mean fellows
would tell me, and that's why l came up
here to convince you Of your mistake, and
to let you know that you don't know it
all"
Tie professor glared at the little man,
but before he could say word al this at
tack on his scientific knowledge, the little
man added; I've just come up here to
tell you that while l was ospecting this
morning | ran across a solid bank of coal.
and right between two Jumps | found a $50
piece" With that he turned away in the
direction of the street door, mutterrg:
And them fellars say you can't fnd gold
in coal. l thought I'd teach 'em something
new"
Professor Biteatem said not a word, but
went to his study TO ronder over the wick
edness OF q man who would play joke on
a scientific man.
The morning call., 1893-02-04
They Are BETTER OFF.
True Love.
Cure for Insomnia.

Old Captain Billison and his wife Hannah
of Nantucket had lived in peace and COM
fort together for twenty years, the captain
having left off going to sea early in life and
adopted demonstrating pursuit; but at the
end of all these years, in which he and
Hannah had not been separated for single
day. he was Unexpectedly called to Boston
on necessary business. to be gone month.
One Of the neighbors called few days
afterward. well, well, Hammer" said she,
Il shd think I'd be purity lonesome Twin
here without The cap'n."
''Lonesomel" exclaimed Hannah. II cd
stand that, but laws a-massv! How was
to go TO sleep nights without hearin'
Enathan snorn'p Fust two nights l
couldn't sleep, nonow / cd fix it,"
go tn sleep now all right?"
"Yes.'
How'd We manage itY'
well. you see, Maria Folger she keeps
boarders next door. an got her to come in
an rig up her eoffee-mll t the foot O. the
bed ; an every night she comes in an grinds
her coffee jest after I've gone to bed.
Mercy! You eonldn't tell it from Ena-
than's snorIn'. an of course go right off to
s!pepV
Hannahs eyes twinkled. and we fear she
loved joke more than she loved the truth.
The morning call., 1893-02-04
California Zooiogical Club.

The annual meeting of the California
Geological Club was held yesterday after
noon at the Academy of Sciences. The fol-
lowing officers were elected for the easuin :
term: DR.. j. G. Cooper, president; D..
Gustav EiseD. vice. president; Miss Ellie a.
Mclliriach, secretary; T. 5. Brandegee.
treasurer; E. c. Van Dyke, curator; couu-
cilors-Miss Emily l. Wade, viii W. Price,
Miss Lille j. Martin, Charles Fuchs. Dr.
j. q. Cooper delivered an Interesting lecture
on The Shells OF the Gulf of California, ="
showing hundreds of specimens.
The morning call., 1893-02-04
A Plausible Reason.

why is BickettS applying for an in
crease Of pensien?"
He says the agent pulled his leg so hard
that it famed him for life. "-Indanapoiis
journal
The morning call., 1893-02-04
COUNTER-THOUGHTS
"what Is the little one thinking about
Very wonderful things. no doubt =,

"what Is the little one thin king about9
Very wonderful things, no doubt 80
What are the old folks thinking about
Very wonderful Thugs. no doubt.
A thought like this filed the bays head
"a wonderful baby. aud very well read.
He gazed at grandpa. and grandma too:
And mirrored the pair In his eyes of blue,
AS side by side they sat there rocking
IL with his pipe, and she with her stocking.
And the baby wondered, as well he might.
why old folks always were happy and bright
And he said In his heart
with a bliuhe little start
That showed how gladly he'd act his part:
"PIl find some baby. az soon as can.
To stay with me TIL I'm grown an old man,
And. side by side Well sit there, rocking
l with my pipe. and she with her stocking"
Mary MapeS Dodge, in February Century.
The morning call., 1893-02-04
One Reckoning Feature.

81 hear that crinoline is going 10 be worn
again." remarked Differs. "Ah," sighed
Goggins. that means a box at the theater
instead OF a seat; bat thank heaven there
won't be room in the box for chaperOn,
too. "-Harper's Bazaar
The morning call., 1893-02-04
A SUGGESTION.

Jagss-I tell you, sir. some way has got
to be found to knock out the Infamous
whisky trust
Seldomso-Su Suppose you swear off ?-Chi-
cagO Tribune
The morning call., 1893-02-04
A Modern Actor Talks.

ut shows on de face of it dat reglar actors
amt in it wild us pugilists, see? We can go
on de stage and act whenever we feel like
it. But youse don't see no actors goin' in
de prize-fing. do Washington Star
The morning call., 1893-02-04
a Vision OF Horror.

What wrath athwart the futures sky
Is this that's now projected?
That threats to strike the lockers eye
With horrors unexpected?
Despite the dress refOrmer's din.
We greatly Re thereil soon begin
The reign of wIde-out erinOlne,
with room 10 10 a skirt dance in
Unseen and unsupported
The morning call., 1893-02-04
He Needed Coin.

Lord Fitz- Mud--Sir Charlie Is going to
marry an American girl.
Lord Haversnake-No? Why. / had no
idea his finances were SO low as that.-Puck.
The morning call., 1893-02-04

She-It is reported around town that we
are engaged.
He-I have heard worse things than that.
She-I never haye.-Life's Calendar.
The morning call., 1893-02-04

We'll" said the man who handed his last
cent to the lawyer, Il suppose turn about is
fair play? | broke the law and The law
broke ME. "-Washington Star.
The morning call., 1893-02-04
RESOLUTIONS.

4 a MGEIIAG uF IRE BOARD OF NEW
- CITY Han Comm issioners hed January 81,
1898, the following resolution passed. to
print: Resolved. that final estimate in the
sum or 1880. In favorof Charles Dunlap. on Con-
tract Nc. 33A, pass TO print Ayes-Cem mis-
stoners Ebert and Broderick: acknowledgements
slouer Creswoll.
Eel ST ex su EDWARD !. WOLFE, Secretary.
The morning call., 1893-02-04
AT the Wrong Time

Mother - No wonder you catch cold.
Every night you kick all the covers off.
Why do you do it?
Little b0y-I don't know. mamma. You'n
have to ask me when Is asleep.-Good
News
The morning call., 1893-02-04
Why Ii Went.

Mrs. G.-Here's a sample OF the cloth my
husbands new suit will be made of.
Mrs. B.-DOes ne like it?
Mrs. G.-NOt exactly; but it matches my
walking dress so perfectly decided to get
it-JudQe
The morning call., 1893-02-04
INVITATIONS TO SMILE.
Diamond Cut Diamond

Many broadcloth husband owes his pO-
sitiOn to the fact of his marrying gingham
girl.-Texas Siltings.
The morning call., 1893-02-04
An Economical Wife.

Charley" said the affectionate little
wifi. didn't you tell lie those blue chips
cost a dollar apiece?"
Eyes"
well, here's whole box full of all colors
that bought at the bargain-counter for 70
cents. "-Brooklyn Life.
The morning call., 1893-02-04
Diving With Medical Aid,

Doctor Ito patient)-I do not wish to
frighten you, but If you have no objection
I'd like to call in a couple of my brother
physicians.
Irascble Patient-All right! If you need
any assistance in murdering me call in your
aceomplices.
The morning call., 1893-02-04
Lights of the OIden Times.

To have lived in the days OF long ago,
In the days of the old pine knot;
To have wandered in darkness as they did,
Were the days for love, were they notP
But now with the incandescept light.
Who on earth can call 1t boon?
I'D give fortune to find lust one
Dark corner where lovers could spoon.
-Pittsburg Dispatch