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The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
MAX KLEIN.
81 Federal St, Allegheny, Pa
The HAriZOna Kicker,

WANTED-The Kicker desires tC
secure the services of some ambitious
young man in the West to go to
Washington and act as its regular
weekly correspondent. We prefer a
young man because he is more likely
to pant for fame and glory, and we
prefer one from the west because he
will put that breeziness into his cor
respondence which our readers are
bound to have or stop their paper.
His correspondence can be run in
connection with a windmill agency,
an irrigating scheme, a ship canal
across Arizona, or most anything else.
He will be permitted to slosh around
Washington as pleases him best, but
we want him to be chuck-a-luck with
every Government official, from Presi-
dent down. We are willing to
start the right man at 81 per week
and as his breeziness increases we
will softly and gradually lift him to
So. 50. and $40. We don't care for
the regular proceedings of Congress,
nor do we want much about Eastern
congressman, but we want a cores
pendent to keep his eye ON all West
ern critters and give them due praise
or Hail Columbia. We see a great
and glorious future here for a young
man who can shoot both handed, has
a nose for news and isn't afraid to
speak his mind. Apply at this office
in person. All candidates must be
able to put five bullets out of a pos
sible six into bulls-eye at Is PAGES
and to rope steer by the hind leg
while going at full gallop.
AN EMBARRASSING MISTAKE
Last Tuesday afternoon upon return
ing to the Kicker Office from the
City Hall, we found a rather embar-
RAISING state of affairs. Mr.. Temp
kins, fat, baldheaded editor from
Iowa, who had arrived in town with
out our knowledge, called at the
Office in a fraternal spirit Our long,
lean, lank agricultural editor, who
has been shot at three times within a
month and lives in daily fear of his
life, took Mr.. Thomkins for an assas-
sin from Lone Jack and covered him
with gun. Upon our arrival ex-
plantations were made, and Mr.. Temp
kins was received with due hospitali-
ty, but he could not be entirely mol
lifted. We drove him out to our
private graveyard, took him through
all the leading poker-rOoms and in
troduced him to all our prominent
citizens, but he went away saying
that he was considerably disappointed
in the glorious West. We are sorry
as we can be, but can hold nobody tc
blame. Our agricultural editor only
gets 81 per week and is blind in one
eye, and he can't take the chances he
could in New York City. It's really
his duty to get the drop on all callers
until he knows whether they come tC
subscribe to the greatest Of all Ameri-
can weelllies or to drill holes through
members of the editorial staff.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
Blindness,
Paralysis,
Rheumatism

GUTHRIE, KY, Sept. ., 1891
DEAN SIRs More than two years
ago my eyes began to fail me. | inn
mediately applied to eminent oculists
for relief; for eighteen months they
treated me without particle Of benefit.
Finally, about three months ago, l went
totally blind, and, as last resort, pro-
cured an Electropoise, which very much
to the qualification of myself and family,
has restored my sight 1t has also great,
ly benefited my wife and daughter.
My wife has been subject of paralysis
for more than two years, and my daugh-
ter a sufferer from inflammatory rheu-
matism for more than twelve years All
this has been effected in the last two
months. Too much cannot be said in
praise of the Electropoise. If | were the
possessor of the only one in existence,
and it could not be reproduced, the
wealth of the universe ceuld not pur-
chase it. l consider it the grandest in-
ventlon of the age. Truly and gratefully
yours,
G. w. GREENFIELD, NJ. ID.
80 page book sent free.
DUBOIS & WEBB, Room 10, Norton
Block, northwest corner Fourth and
Jefferson sts.. Louisville, Ky.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
BE YOUR OWN DOCTOR.
Do these Questions Apply to You.

They are sure to interest hundreds
of readers of this paper. Nine out OF
every ten people are troubled with
these symptoms, and really don't know
what's the matter with them. Here
are the questions:
Are you nervous?
Have you a cough?
Is your throat sore?
Is your appetite poor?
Do you hawk and spit?
Do you take cold easy?
Is your nose stopped up?
Is it always full of scabs?
Is your breath offensive?
Is your hearing affected?
Is your tongue frequently coated?
Is your mouth full of slime upon
rising?
If you have, or are getting, bad
case of Catarrh. one bottle of Mayors
Magnetic Catarrh Cure is guaranteed
to cure any case of Gatarrh, nd-will
last for three months, treat
ment. Ask your druggist, who will
give you an absolute guarantee. For
sale by druggists. Remember one
bottle to cure, and guaranteed to our
agents. For sale by j. NJ. Reed & Co.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
How to Avoid Spring Fever.

Spring Fever, or that tired" feeling
is occassioned by an excess of heat in
the human body. The diet necessary
to maintain animal heat during win
ter, is no longer necessary during the
warm months Of spring and summer,
and a change is not only beneficial but
necessary. To avoid any unpleasant
results, and to keep up vitality the
system should be stimulated by the
use of little pure whiskey. Physi-
clans throughout the country unite in
prescribing land recommending the
WHISTLES bottled by Max Klein, on ac-
count of their purity and general excel
lence, and the known reliability of his
Silver Age, Duquesne and Bear Creek
recommend them to all Send for cat
alogue of all kinds of liquors mailed
free to
MAX KLEIN.
81 Federal ST., Allegheny, Pa.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
Bucklen's Arnica Salye.

The Best Salye i'll the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Sart
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains corns, and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles,
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
FOR SALE BY j. Nj. REED & CO.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01

Edward Stalhlman, prominent
young man Of Parkersburg fell dead
on the street in that city Saturday.
The man who believes that God
loves him will respect himself.
When sin hides it forgets that it
cannot cover up its tracks.
Sinners never feel comfortable
where they are not in the majority.
No Christian has any business to
have any business that is not God s
business.
Truth never builds on the sand,
no matter how much like rock it may
look.
MARY JONES Of Fayette county, Pa.
ate canned corn and died from the
effects Of poison.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01

Ask your druggist for Mayors Little
White Pills for sick headache. Drug
gists say that Mayors Magnetic reme-
dies have no equal in this world. Try
them and take no substitutes. Take
Mayors Magnetic Drops for cholera,
diarrhoea and all summer complaints.
For sale byJ. M. Reed & Co.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
Gnard Against Cholera.

II is well to be prepared when sum-
mer comes to guard against cholera,
diarrhoea and all summer complaints.
Mayors Magnetic Drops for cholera
and diarrhoea have no equal as aquick
and safe cure. A bottle should be
kept in every house. Our agents will
supply you. For sale by J. NJ. Reed
& Co.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
S25 900 in Premiums.

Offered by Liggett & Myers Tobacco
Co. of st. Louis, Mo. The one guess
ing nearest the number of people who
will attend the Worlds Fair gets So
100000, the second 81, 100000, etc. Ten
Star tobacco tags entitle you to a
guess. Ask your dealer for particulars
or send for circular.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
Spappy 8 Bright.
THE WORLD,
F. VERNON ALER. Editor and Proprietor.
Martinsburg, w. Va.

Published Daily and Weekly. The
largest weekly newspaper in the State.
Eight pages for 81 90 year.
A newspaper for the masses. Gives
all the State, Political and General news.
For those who cannot take the daily
or are prevented on account of distance
from early receiving it, the weekly is a
splendid substitute 1t contains all the
good things OF the daily. The World is
reliable in its news.
REGULAR RATES.
Daily, by mail, year $3.50
Z" GO 6months, LIS
! month, 80
Weekly, by mail, year, 100
Z" months, 60
Sample copies free. Agents wanted
Liberal commission.
Address, THE WORLD,
Martinsburg, w. Va.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
NEW LIFE.

DR. E. C. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN
TREATMENT, a specific for Hystera, Dizziness,
Fits, Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous Prostitution
depression, softcning Of Brain, causing insanity,
misery, decay, DEATH Premature Old Age, Barren
ness Loss Of Power in either sex. Impotency, Leu
corrhea and all Female Weaknesses, Involuntary
Losses, SpermatorrhGe caused by over-exertion Of
brain, Selfabuse, over-Indulgenoe. months
treatment, 81, for s., by mail. Six boxes guar
anteed to cure Each order for boxes, with s. will
send written guarantee to refund if not cured
Guarantees issued only through McLAIN BROTH
ERS, Druggists, Sole Agents. Wheeling, W. Va.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
HEAD


Isthe bane Of 20 many lives that here IS whers
wemake cur great boast. Our pills cure it while
others do not
very easy to take. One or two pills makea dose.
They arc strictly vegetable and do not grippe or
Yalrslr but BY their gentle action please all who
aso .kem. In walls at % cents; five for 81. Sold
1sugsista everywhere, orsent by mail
sgTER sgEpEcINE CO., New YORK.
o. rs sail DOSE. SMALL. PRICE
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
It's Used Different From Any Other
Medicine.

Our advertised agents and all drug
gists are instructed to return the
money to any one who fails to be cur
ed by Mayors Magnetic Catarrh Cure.
Price one dollar for 3 months treat
ment. This is saying a great deal,
but it has never failed. For sale by
druggists, or address
THE MAYERs DRUG Co.,
Oakland. Md
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01

What term is applied to a man
that signs another mans name on a
check? Ten years generally"
Il feel that | owe great deal to
tobacco. Nervous Temperance Mt,
perhaps?" No, ! run cigar store. ="
May-Why do they speak of mar
riage as a lottery" Papa-'I sup
pose because the fools generally
draw the prizes"
"And that Miss Knott. who was
so taken up with the classics, did
she finally marry man of culture?"
Yes, agriculture"
A little down town school pupil
astonished her teacher by saving
that circle was 81 line that was
crooked all the way round
Cass (to Bass, who has perpetrat-
ed witticism ID Rather an old joke
that" Bass-"D,d YOU ever know a
one?''
Townley-"Aren't the heavy dews
out in the suburbs annoying?" Rus.
ticus-"Oh, no. l get used to them.
| helon-' to so many secret societies,
you know"
That's a wonderful freak they
have over at the museum" (Which
oneF' THE jumping calm 1t looks
so like frog you can't tell the diff
ference between EN-"
Education on a Margin-"It must
cost you students lot of money liv-
ing at Yale" "Well, it does take
some money at first, but afterwards
we can get along all right on credit"
There's wan advantage the Choi-
nase how that should be looked after"
said Officer McManus. whats
that?" "They can shpake' disresh-
pectfu av the law widout being un-
dherstood."
Had a Ring, Too,-Mrs. Hicks
What nonsense the papers do printl
Here is story about a prize-tight,
headed: The Best Man Won"
Hicks-"Wc,l, what about it?n Mrs.
Hicks-''The idea of having best
man at a prize fight"
Mudge-"Women are queer Great
ures." Yabsley-"What is the mat.
ter with you now?' Mudge-"Why,
all the old women that l know in
sist that ! am making a mistake in
remaining single, and all the young
ones seem to think the other way
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
Birds of Passage

Between this and the other side Of
the broad Atlantic, in the shape of
tourists, commercial travellers and
mariners, agents s'on the road, $ steam
boat captains, ships surgeons and '.all
sorts and conditions of travellers. erni-
grant and new settlers appreciate and
testify to the preventive and remedial
properties of Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers in sea sickness, nausea, malarial
and rheumatic trouble, and all disor-
doris of the stomach, liver and bowels
Against the prejudicial influences of
climate, crudely cooked or unaccus-
toned diet and impure water, it is a
sovereign safeguard, and has been so
regarded by the travelling public for
over a third of century. No form of
malarial fever, from the calentura of
the Pacific and the broken bone fever
of the Mississippi, TO its miider types,
can resist the curative action of this
benignant preseryer and .restOrer of
health, veritable boon to persons in
feeble health or liable to incur diseases
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
Playing Cards.

You can obtain pack of best quail
ity playing cards by sending Is cents
in postage to p. S. EUsTIs, Genl Pass
Agent, c., B. & @. R.>R., Chicago, ILL.,
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01

HIRscHMAN's are selling straw hats
in large quantities. They have the
uobbest selections this season you
have ever seen.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01

A Pennsylvania paper says that in
the legislature recently, during a live
ly debate on bill supplementing an
act relating to criminal trials, all of
the lawyers on the floor took part and
aired their legal knowledge. Those
who did not know much law were
very much interested and listened in
tently. Among these were two Phil
adelphians who marveled at the learn
ing of the attorneys. Mr.. Fow was
speaking, and in the course of his re-
marks used the Latin expression
"Ignorantio legis neminim ercusdt, y
which being freely translated, means
IGNORANCE of the law excuses no one. .
One of the Philadelphians, turning to
the other, said; "I'll bet you five dollars
you don't know what that means. -
"1'll bet you ten dollars | do" said
the other "Put up your money -
said the first man, and two ten dollar
bills were placed in another legisla-
tors hands. 'Now what does it
mean?n asked the first speaker. Why,
that's an easy one" said No.2; "it
means say nothing but good of the
dead" ''Well, remarked the speak
er, 81 hadn't any idea that you knew
it; give him the money. Afterwards
the fellow who won the bet was heard
to say that it was the biggest bluff he
| ever made.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01

When travelling between Pittsburg, Wheeling,
Morgantown, or Farmont and Clarksburg, Weston,
Parkersburg or Charleston, "the "Monongah
connections made with b. & o. trains at Fairmont,
also at Clarksburg with b. & o. and w. Va. & P.
trains north, south, east and Ask for through
tickets via the "Monongah Route"
HUGH G. BOWLES, Gen1 Supt
Fairmont. W. Va.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
Week|yCourier-Jour

HENRY wATTERsON. Editor.
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ONLY ONE DOLLAR A YEAR.
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Best Answers to Correspondents De-
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Sample copies Of the Weekly Cour-
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iy Courier-Journal will be sent one
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The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
1t should BE in Every House.

J. b. Wilson. 81 Clay St, Sharps-
burg, Pa, says he will not be without
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, Coughs and Colds, that it
cured his wife who was threatened
with Pneumonia after an attack Of
la Grippe, when various other rem
edies and several physicians had done
her no good. Robert Barber, Of Cook
port, Pa, claims DR.. Kings New
Discovery has done him more good
than anything he ever used for
Lung Trouble Nothing like it,.
Try it. Free Trial Bottles at J. NJ.
Reed and Co. s Drug Store.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01
'sThat Glorious Climate. +"

Send for Sights and Scenes in Cali
fornia published by the Passenger De
partment of the Union Pacific Sys-
tenn at Omaha, or ask your nearest
Union Pacific Agent for one. This
little book will tell you of the beau
ties and wonders of California-the
grandest winter resort in America.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01

In addition above trains, No. IL will leave
CASTOR at 7.15 a. m, arriving at Menongah at "A
a. m, and No. IL will leave Monongah us p.
M, arriving CASTOR at III p. m. Trains II and
~ will be first class passenger trains and daily
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01

John Lyle, son of Capt. Uriah
Lytle, Of Ravenswood, was killed at
that place Thursday while attempt
ing to yet on a moving train. Lytle
fell hcts cen two ears and had both
legs cut off He lived but few min.
utes.
VIZ handle the best sewing ma
chimes on the market The white
ia King and can he had at low
figure II you call early at HuTcHIN
SON & JACOBS.
The STANDARD" shirt is only kept
by Hirschman's,
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01

Morgantown, West Virginia.
Capital Stock, $l10,O0 90
A. w. LORENTz, President.
l.. II. COOMBS, Cashier.
DIRECTORS.
John A. bile, A. W Lorentz
John J. Brown, l.. S, Brock,
no. White, VIM " John.
s. d. Hirschman
Interest paid on time deposits. !.
WE are still selling coffee at 25cts
1T the Farmers Store.
Wait for the carpets at the
Fermars Store.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01

nal medicine required Cures tetter, eczema, itch,
all eruptioBs the face, hands, nose &C., leaving
the skin clear white and healthy. It's great heal
remedy. Ask your druggist for Swayne's ONT
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01

SYMPTOMS DISTURB intense itching and sting
ing most at night; worse by scratching. II al.
lowed 70 continue tumors form, which often bleed
and ulcerate, becoming very sore. Swayne's Oint-
ment stops the itching and bleeding, heals ulcera-
ton, and in most cases removes the tnmors. Al
druggists or by mai, for 80 cents DIR. Swayne &
Son, Philadelphia.
ffJnrr r.. Cure skin
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-07-01

SCOTS Emulsion cures Coughs,
Colds, Consumption, Scrofnla and
all Anaemic and Wasting Diseases.
Prevents wasting in children. Az
most as palatabie rs milk. Get only
the genuine. Prepared by Scott h
Bovine, Chemists, New York. Sold by
all Druggists.
The Forrest City times., 1893-02-24
Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria

The mayor's court Was lively Tor
awhile Saturday morning. Chas. Has
kins. VIM. Peace and Isaiah Holt, col,
were fined $500 and trimm ngs for dis
turbing the peace at Johnson 5 hotel.
They, in revenge. swore out complaints
against three negro women for lewd-
ness. but thew were discharged, the
testimony not being sufficient to con
Vict
The Forrest City times., 1893-02-24

everything correspondingy low These goods
worth great deal money but bought them cheap
and want to make for large and handsome
Spring Stock which will be route in the future
The Forrest City times., 1893-02-24

Rev. j. G. Cook to Mrs. Mary CHASER,
F. A Council to Mrs. Julia L. Thomp-
son. Joe Owen to Artemisse Vernon.
COlored- Houston Rucket to Linnie
Johnson. Ceph Hinton to Matte Lewis,
Sanford Field To Elizabeth Houston,
Frank Harris To Willie Ann Kemp.
Frank Harris has been an unusually
good customer of Clerk Laughinghouse
during the past two weeks. He pur-
chased license two weeks ago, but his
girls parents broke the match, but
Frank finds consolation in another
dusky dansel
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1893-08-02
THEY APOLOGIZE.

The overgrown schoolboys who in mo-
ment OF passion took to fisticuffs and
bruising in the House of Commons have
now made amends for their disgracetul
conduct by apologies and explain atoms
not, perhaps, very contrite. but sufficient
to restore the equilibrium of decorum.
There was no apology from Mr.. Chamber
lain. whose distempered gall was exuded
in his comparison of Mr.. Gladstone to
Herod, the fate OF whom he was metaphor
ically to suffer. The cankered leader of
the Liberal Unionists never withdraws
any phrase that rankes or kindles angry
feeling. and yet ne is supersensitive to any
stringing thrust that touches his own DEL
icate nature. Harold Frederic saga ciously
hints that every movement this bitterly
personal statesman takes up results in de-
moralization. AS renegade Liberal he
hates the party that nursed him into prom
inencp, and for the Irish representatives
he has nothing but the blind rage of dis
appointed and baked man. The very
Tories whom he now cOunsels distrust and
detest him, for they at least have their an
Gent principles of immortality, and he is
a ouicksand in stiffness. thinking less Of
a cause than himself. The rank and file
on both sides are doubtless anxious to for
get their ungentlemanly irrupton. but 1t
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1893-08-02
WANT THE ROAD.

The Visalia Delta has steadily urged
the people Of that county to take measures
to secure the early completion Of the San
Joaquin Valley Railroad. In late mum.
Der the Delta said:
The amount OF money paid for freights to the
Southern Pacific In excess OF reasonable
charge Is greater burden on the farmers and
all other persons than their taxes Estate
county, irrigation district school, municipal
etc., and insurance. The amount that farmers
alone would save In transporting their produce
would soon build ana equip the proposed
road. The decrease In freight on articles CON-
ing inland would also lessen the price Of many
and make another important saving. The
Visaia Board OF Trade should take some
action at once and prepare TO present the
claims OF the eastern side Of the valley. There
serms now little doubt that the road will be
built. and those sections that make the greatest
effort to get 1t will stand the best show OF hav-
ing the advantage Of their competitors. Visalia
has as much at stake as any other city 10 tile
valley. and should do her share TO encourage
and assist In tue building OF the road.
The San Joaquin Valley Railroad will
pay for itself in many ways. 1t will pay
In the reduction Of freight rates, 10 the in-
creased value OF land. both In the valley
and In this city: In the business it will
bring to the city and In the moral effect Of
competition. When q man looks for .
new homo or for IN enterprise 10 which to