New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-10-22
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.


sl2 She worked the scheme several times Win
success finally being discovered.
Little Nav wrote a composition on THE Cow.
1t was brief 1.-THE COW Is very usedu IA ah mai:
Her s5s s nsn thus
OCCASION THE cow Is the mos. useiu' aH''hsa
except religion "-(Woman's Journal
"a few weeks ago." says correspondent IN me
PHILADELPHIA Record" Il saw crowd collected
around a carriage in front of doctor ONCE rush.
ing my way into the crowd cav very peis
Young man in the carriage suffering from nose
h,ead holding out the foreingers OF each hand to
gentleman evidently the physician, who was engage
in tying them together with string placed aroune
the last Joint of each finger. asked MIN IL tnaS
would cure the nose-bleed and he answered CURLY
Yes l waited few minutes and saw the cure
effected few days later tried the remedy on
NV office how who had a severe case of nose-bleed.
and It cured him almost Immediately. asked .
regular physician about II and he replied erumy'
.Hypnotism' This did not quite understand ouS
It set me thinking. Last Thursday evening a cou-
pie OF young ladies', the daughters OF my next-doos
neighbor. who had been attending church enter.
tainment returned home in state OF laughing hys.
teria-the 'giggler' in Mrs. Jarleys wax works mas
been too much for them. l was called in as
friend TO see what could be done for them II was
no laughing matter, for they were having spels
of fainting. l tied up their finger joints WIN
strings. telling them that 1t would cure Them ana
1t did,"
The recent destructive cyclone gives point to the
old lines:
There's a sou'wester coming, blliyS -
Don't you hear him roar now!
Lord bless me. How / pities ~
Poor folks upon the shore now!
No Escape from the Burden.-Washinston Bar
ber-Want it cut pretty short, sir! .,.,so,o
Lord yes Cut it short Let's do something or
adjourn!-(Chicago Tribune.
IAN INQUIRER" is informed that the Rev. Mr..
Noyes thus stated his view of probation after death:
Those who do not hear the message In this Ire
I trustfully leave to God do not claim to know
Gods method of dealing with them, but do nos
refuse to think about them. l entertain In their
behalf what | conceive to be reasonable hope
that somehow, before their destinies are fixed.
there shall be revealed to them the love OF Goo
in Christ Jesus. In this. as in every question 70
which God has given no distinct answer msss"
claim the liberty OF the gospel
The whisper Of slanderer can be heard farther
Some Of the devils best helpers sit close to the
mean man can get religion. but he can't soy
Too many men 90 to praying just as God wants
There are too many people .. IN the church who
Finding fault with another is only roundabout
II some s., S.1 men had killed Goliath they would re-
mind the Lord OF it every day In the the week,
mean when they put two-cent piece in the hat
Don't talk much about giving the 1eSn ms aus
until you are sure II he rad II ne "ouio MOI hsVs
you.-(Ram's Horn
curious example Of how sharply the edge OF
windstorm may be defined is reported by the cap.
tain OF the bark Peter Tredell. which recently
arrived at San Diego from London. When on
Valparaiso. the captain says whirlwind came
along and passed over the stern OF the vessel
A great sea accompanied the wind and every sail
thA Tor orf n
was carried away. The forward part OF the vessel
was untouched by the storm which passed away In
the distance leaving a train Of foam In Its wake.
NOT MELANCHOLY DAYS.
These amt the melancholy days" no matter what
There's more good fun in all the ways than's been
The crackin of the teamsters whip-the shoutin'
As the apples come a-tumblin' down-thats Joy for
you-big Joy!
These amt the melancholy days'-there's lots OF
fun in sight:
The cool and bracin' mornins an the big oak
The hounds Upon the rabbits trail-the wild doves
on the wing $500, IL.
The maiden with the RED hps' an 'he 'o'er WIZ"
These amt the melancholy days-not much! they're
full O. life -
An you're thankful fer your sweetheart an you
praise God fer your wife, -
An then. on general principes-in view OF what
He's giyin'-
Won shout a hallauiah fer the privilege O. livn'!
frank /. stanton In Atlanta Constitution
A curious will contest. according TO Paris papers,
is about be tried in the Seine courts Five years
ago a Russian princess died. leaving large rort-
une There was great surprise among her relatives
when the testament was opened Hy one or Ns
clauses she left 100000 francs to the person VINO
would remain a year I'm the chapel 10 be erected
above her grave I'm the Pere-Ia -Chaise. The body
of the princess according TO the legendary report,
lies In a crystal coffin IN wonderfui STATE VI
preservation. No one Of her relatives mas oeen
able TO remain longer than two or three days IN
the chapel What will become of the 100000 francs
Is the question
,,uma, Nature-"You remember old Joggins. who
used re- he eternally harping the smartness OF
Bob Ingerso and the useessness Of the hss
don't you? Well, heard to-day that he haa oeen
killed while travelling through Persia
So? How did 1t happen"
some disparaging remarks about the Christian re-
ligion. - indianapolis Journal
Speaking Of the rates OF railway travel President
Roberts Of the Pennsylvania Railroad, says: III
IA the extravaganza of the American people tnst
makes Il impossible to lower passenger rates. Inc
rich people demand luxurious methods OF travel
making the cost OF a train very heavy. IL ID ths
men and women who occupy the ordinary cars ana
coaches who really maintain the railroads passen-
ger earnings Ii the fares of the wealthy travellers
could be raised to what should be the RATE 'ne"
the other fares could be lowered Take. TOT IN
stance two travellers going to Chcago. ohe io'
,sw dollars more gets luxurious quarters and only
a comparatively few persons can occupy one Oh
the cars He doesn't pay enough extra. " |"
rea,,v the man riding in the coach who makes the
train pay
A local poet whose sense Of the humorous :
80 peculiar that the present deadlock in the United
states senate reminds him OF Mother Goose melo-
dies favors The Record with the roow.ns
sing n song of silver with legislation tied;
Majority in the Senate openly dened s,s .,,..
1--WE viii occupy the time II IL takes till spring
Outand-out repeaers stand for or, honest money
Silverites and heelers say u VIII he iunny
II n vote Is reached before the sessions close "a
rhsy don't care TO- ssand the tsss u the ayes 80
(Philadslpbta Record