Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-03

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and ;a1xsd that BY wh4R yea sas IL Is !
h.n ~ be Tree AID Frnfaresona and net
have anythins . &c fOr . long ems.
Bat an nof that wsy. II can st tlo.
I WI ~ b1ek home e. where mutker :.
ana shs viii binf up my brcksn bsarf.
p. Sill ron Rubllsh his lsstkr.
win kil yo1 On <sxhf-
Prsfsrrirs % dis kaf0rs cold weather
STE IA. give the aboss verbatim. hep
ing thzs IL vii warn sozna ether constant
reasser IN Tins.
Yea tid wronx, Mortimer. % think
that y0a ccul1 start away frosn home
THAI ssy aud nof have moments - sad.
PEGS and depression Your hops lay IN
successfully oatlixing these periods aud
oseruoniny tbs n2meiess pain without
your mother.
Yea are now. Mortimer. like ~ sore
and bruised little birlling that has becn
thrust from ths hone rssx ~ the mother
bard Yoa naturally want 70 ges back
wkers yea can hold your beak open and
sh.t year syes and sst 40 good worm
- TIE early bird would
Bat yoa ara ehirping now IN the wet
srass. and yOa are OF your peEeh. AID
the sly cst will Ct you II you do not 80
= great BIZ nose ca you.
You do not say yca srs physician.
but that Il neither here nor there. You
can practice even II yo'a are not That
aoes not disturb you fiut you must not
give M Just rs the interest begins %
Deepen You have not yet been kicked
OF moving train BY copper toed con-
dncsor. That "a s9mething TO remem-
Der. You can have no idea how In fu-
turs years when you are great and
noted physician with worldwide repu-
tation and clinic and pharmacopouia
and that conductor Is introduced 20 you
AZ a reception you can gay:
"Ah. yes. think have met ron be
FORE and he VIII say;
II am not able. str. at this moment TO
recall the incident. Had l met one II
your worldwide reputation I could hard
" 20 soon forget IL"
And ron can say: "Ah. IL was when I
was poor and unknown that I met you.
and you stsrnly reproaehed me with
your heavy kip boot for not having
ticket, But let IL pass. ! have since
prescribed fog some OF your folks. They
spoke 10 me Of YOU before they died We
viii not speak OF the past. All Is forgot
ten now"
You have not been In Jail yet. Morti-
mer. which shows that you have not
made the EFFORT that you should.
Bunyan wrote Pilgrims Progress" in
Jail. have often envied people in Jail.
IL Is 80 cool and quiet there. and such
good place 20 write hook Of travel. IL
could get into jail and do IL honorably.
believe would. II Is not too late yet.
/ viii send You the money in a few
days hal a check made out for You,
and before could get 1t into the mail
for am living in the Countrywide bank
busted II viii resume business. how
ever. IL claims. and when IL does the
check will be good. am keeping it for
you
Estslle Kripeo Of Peabody, l. T.. asks:
I. What Il vikingi q How would you
arrange your hair II You was mei lam
TO be married year from this fall to
very fastidious young man from Kansas
City. and do not wish TO offend his ar
tistic taste.
l. A viking was a Norwegian pirate
Ia the past. He was one OF the pioneers
In that line and coarse 20 degrea He
sang ribald songs, Estelle, AMI some
times one could detect the odor Of liquor
on his breath. A viking even after he
bad made his money always ate with his
knife and wore q red mustache that
would Gil teacup plumb full.
II reformed viking tasted wine IN his
pudding ssuce, il would arouse his old
appetite, and he would load up with
churnfnl OF vodka and sleep all night in
tlc naymow instead OF a. the palace.
/ Vikings loved 10 capture rich merchant
men and then take charge of the store
themselves.
They also loved 20 capture beautiful
ladies' and offer them their hands in mar
rage. II the Lady said no. she was al
ready married, the viking would say that
could be fixed In few moments and
would often throw the husband over
board with a cooking stove tied 70 his
leg. Finding Il almost impossible TO
tread water with q cooking stove. death
would ultimately be his proportion. and
he would drown. leaving no sign but four
or five bubbles where be went down.
Viking a. word has nothing 10 do
with the word king" and should not bc
conf0unded with sea king" n name
given to a tribe Of royal aquats Of early
times ''vikr il . bay. and the wcgd
CONES from that
The vikings were . brave and thirty
people and feared nothing on earth, IL IA
said. except prohibition.
3. You ara rather prior. think. in
doing mp your hair. Esteile. You will
have 10 take IL down again. won't you.
before your nupnals . year from next
falIf
Al first thought you might b. sort Il
joking with ma when l read your note,
because | am not connoisscur on the
coiTure and have had no occasion. IN
fact. for years % take an interest la il,
but I So now that ron are IN Garner.
abou' u. ~ win say that would wear y
tiara q diamonds ov~r tho front aud
wave the sides Do no. ovcrdo this. how
ever. wavei mine once too much. aud
now have all that time t. spare.
Back n The tiara you could have two
raarteau pufs sud a dosghrut n the
back. with q large tortoise she'll comb
through sane.
Over al Ills place a market basket q