The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-11-08
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20 miles of Baltimore. -
- An otter has been trained
Grayland (Mich.) sportsman tod
into streams and catch fish.
One hundred and fifty thoua
Odd Fellows have died since
ganization of the order in 18aS
"Don't be down-hearted. ES
rose must have its thorn, you know S
eyes, what I m kicking about is d.
every thorn doesn't have its rose. z
81 hear you are going to be-
ried." ''That is news TO- IS
"Some one surely told me ID .
engaged" 'That's different.
$50 your son John is cou a3
woman at last I'm afraid, how
that he'll be too bashful to propol
her." ''He won't need to prop
she's widow"
= An European mathematical
worldwide celebrity claims that
single potato a careful GUILTY :
could raise 10000, GOO, 600 l'eSis
within period Of 10 YEAH:
= Robby-"Papa, Iran.all the way
up Long Hill to-day. Papa And
how did you feel when you reached
the top p Robby-'I felt just as i
I had stomachache in my feet. :
= The coolest place in the world is
the region about the month Of the
Mckenzie River, in British America.
The thermometer there has been
known to sink to 20 degrees below
zero.
God is prayer-hearing and 9
prayer-answering God. And He hears
and answers not according toyour Gull
ture or your standing in society, but
according to your faith and your son.S 4
iidence.
that this young man loves you !? Has
he told you SO? Cob, no, mamma z
But if you could only see the way he I
looks at me when / am not looking at
him |" -
= The largest nugget Of gold found
in Mexico within the memory Of white
men was picked up by q Mexican at
Planchas placers, Sonora, in the
spring Of 1892. It weighed 144
pounds. 81: 81:
= The most destructive epidemic
that has eyer been was the ablacks
DEATH" which appeared in the fuur<
teenth century and is said to have
destroyed 10000, ,OC0 people. Let " S.
think of it and be happy.
-Statisticians claim that the eai
will not support to exceed /, 1874 ga
600 people. The present popuiatiel
is estimated at I ,467, ,000, ,00O:s AtS
that rate the utmost limit will be-
reached in the year !, ,072.
"A Texas clergyman about to be- I
appointed chaplain Of the penitentiary
preached farewell sermon 60 hls c6n
eregation that had treated him rathert
badly. he selected the following
text: go to prepare place tor you;
SO that where | am ye may be also. s. \
The assayer, who examined the
@rolite that fell on HE Xi
renee Freeman, near Bath, 81. d.,
the afternoon Of August s29, 18
reports that the principal mineral
contains are gold, silver, nickel
cobalt. 81 r.
-Smythe Is your son jane
gold-bug r. Tompkins-ss BE tried
be, but mistook himself entomolo
cally. Smythe-"What do
mean.2" Tompl;ins--''Well, after sci
eral drops in Wall street he conclude
that he was more Of a tumble-bug.
The longest reach Of railwa{
without curve is that of the Net
Argentine Pacific Railway from Buzz +
nos Ayers to the foot Of the Ande
For 211 miles'it is without curve an
has no cutting OF embankment deel
than two or three feet.
- The Schenectady N.2Y.) S
Office once received a letter bearl5
this address: "Mr. Rev. G. w. Drees,
Servant of God, Learned Man of Scrip
lures, Preacher Over the Sheep, Bucks
and Mother Lambs Of the CoDgrega-
tion of the Lord"
= In calculating "exaet time at
the National Observatory at N asn-
ington, the astronomers do not, as is5 |
generally supposed, use the sun as q
basis of their calculations. Suc5k
deductions are made only from f2
relative position Of the "fxed stafs
= Old Bramble: Want to marry my
daughter, do you Let me say, sir
that you are not exactly the sort OF
man would like for son-in-law
Young Gentleman Well, you are mo-
the sort Of mani would like fol
father-in-law; but then, you kno
we needn't be chummy unless we wa
to.
= A little girl had been rummagi
in her mothers trunk. There S.
found "church letter" which hd (
mother had neglected to present .
the church into whose neighbo orhood
she had moved. The little explores
rushed, into her mothers presence
shouting, "Oh, motherl I've found (
your religion in your trunk"
- Professor Knowlton, Of San
Francisco, spells potato "Ghough
phtheighteau' according to the fol e
lowing rule: och stands for p, a4
you'll find from the last tiers ire.
hiccough; ough for 9, as in dough s
phth stands for t, as in phthisis; eighl
stands for a, as in neighbor; te stands
for t, as in gazette; and eau standsE
for o, as in beau"
- It is related as an illustration OF
the currency famine in New York,
that messenger Of one.of the large
manufacturing firms there went to aia
Wall street bank the other day and
presented a check for $4,000, thds
money being wanted to pay wages.
The company had a good deal Of CASH
on deposit, but the teller told the
messenger that he could not give HIM
the money in currency, and tried 7
nersnade him TO take it all in gold and