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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-04-14

Why DO pestored with roaohos, bod
bugs, otc., when Bugine will baulsh
them otornallyH % cts Rt all dealers.
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ton to the worst Scrofula, will disappear.
It invigorates tho liver, clcanses, puriflos,
and onrlches tho blood as nothing clso can,
and promotes all tho bodily functions. For
all tie many and varied forms Of Scrotula,
and for the most stubborn Sldn and Scalp
Diseases, such as Saltrhoum, letter, ErySip.
elias, Eczema, BoilS, Carbuncles, and kindred
ailments, nothing can equal u as o remedy.
March, April, and May. The " Discovery
does moro than that. At all seasons and In
oil cases, It's guaranteed 10. benefit or cure,
or you have your money back.
Nothing olsC offered by the dealer, though
its probably better for hin, can DO Just a
good -" for you,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-04-14

sCHMULBACH BREWING COMPANY's
Book Beer will bo on tap Saturday ana
Monday. 1t eXcelS my other ever made
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-04-14
IIcllmolr'a Dyelnr I,.tnbllshmenl.

, Eo;pA s1, a. a l. & Good a co.'s elegant
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pARAsoLs ANo vMeaELLAs-aEo. E. sTIFEL . co.
PARASOLS AND SUN UMBRELLAS.

All the newest fapces in and ready for sale at the
Lowest Prices The prettiest goods always go first so
don't wait, but buy now
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-04-14
STAR CLOTHING HOUSED. euNoLlNe CO.
+" Times Change"

The time which passes over our heads so i'm
perceptiby makes the same gradual change in
habits, manners and character as in personal ap-
pearance. At the revolution Of every five years
we find ourselves ANOTHER and yet the SAME.
There is "a change Of views and no less of the
light in which we regard them, change Of mo-
tives as we'll as action
You are probably contemplating change in
your wearing apparel. If So we cordially invite
your attention to our elegant stock Of Spring
Clothes, Overcoats beautiful line Of Negligee
Shirts lovely Neckwear in fact, complete outfits
for men and boys.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-04-14
Driven out :

Dripen out -
all impurities Of
the blood, no mat
ter Of what name
or nature, or from
what cause arts
ing, byDr. Pierce's
Golden Medical
Discovery.
Clear your akin
with IL. Every
Disagreement,
from a common
bIntn1, mr. oRtiO.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-04-14

CONFER FORD.-On Wednesday, April 10, 1873
at O'Clock u H.. JAMES CoMERPoRD, aged
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
A Suggestion For q Poet.

Martin f. Topper was ut one time i'm
mensely popular, both in England ana
America. Grace Greenwood says of his
poetry that it was ''brief though furious
fashion," and she goes on to illustrate his
British inability to take an American joke
by a story of his mystification by Senator
Tom Corwin.
One evening the two sat together at a
public dinner, and Mr.. Corwin proceeded
to discourse on the divine art of poetry in
manner delightfully."- absurd, but rather
puzzling to poet.
"Why, Mr.. Topper" he asked, do you!
poets always make the heart the seat OF
love? Now should locate that passion in
quite another organ-the liver!'
"Why, bless your soul, Mr. Corwln
you're not speaking Seriously
Perfectly, my dear sirl For example,
when young man is in love, his heart Is
seldom affected but his liver alwaysis. He
loses his appetite. If there are obstacles,
he peaks and pines. You surely have OBJ
served it! Now, you poets ought to let the
heart alone and deal with the liver.
would even have changes made in the old
poems in accordance with physiological
truth"
But, my dear sir, what about the rhyme
and the rhythm?"
"Oh, those little things could be ar
ranged. For instance, take the first two
lines of Byron's Maid Of Athens:'
''Maid of Athens, ere we part,
Give, OH, give me back my heart!
snow, how simple the change and no"
satisfactory:
Maid of Athens, ere we sever,
Give, oh, give mo back my lvcr!"
Youths Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
A Quaint Custom.

A unique proceeding in connection
with the distribution of the White bread
Meadow charity takes place Annually
during the first week in April at Bourne,
Lincolnshire. By the will of Richard
Clay, gentleman, dated July 2, 1910,
some land was allotted to the inhablt'
ants for the time being residing in the
east portion of the town, the rent being
eyery wear laid out in bread aid dis
tributed to the householders and COM
moners. The letting of the meadow i
attended by a large concourse OF people,
the bidding being regulated by the run
ming of boys.
The auctioneer starts the boys to run
a fixed distance, whereupon he requests
bids for renting the property one year
If a bid is made during the time tho
boys are running, they are immediately
started off again and again until no bic
shall have been made during the timt
the boys are running, when the last bid
der is declared the lessee. The public
afterward adjourn to an inn, where
spread of spring onions, cheese and bee
are supplied ad lib. to all who wish t.
partake, after which committee to
managing the charity for the following
year is appointed Million.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
Men and Bears.

A man named Conn went hunting for
bear near Creole, Colo, the other day.
He wanted to do little killing just for
fun. Presently he stirred up she bear
with two cubs, and he banged away at
the cubs, wounding both. The mother
resented this boisterous humor and
chased Mr.. Conn up tree and dallied
with him awhile herself. Mr.. Conn was
buried by his friends next day, a victim
Of his own superexuberant lust for fun.
The bear is a peaceable, inoffenslve
creature. It seeks home remote from
the haunts of humanity. 1t certainly
seems to have some rights which man
kind should respect. We have no sym
pathy with people who make q practice
Of going about slaughtering game In cold
blood merely "for the fun of the thing. "
If man is so inhuman as not to enact
and conserve laws for the protection OF
the bear, we certainly shall applaud the
bear for protecting itself.-Chicago Rec
o.,1
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
ALTERATIONS HISTORIC AND MODERN.
At TIE PATHWAY OF TIE HATI0NAL PARK

Crest attitudes fs.nIsh gymuasiuIa
whore the respiratory organs are compelled
TO bs exercised, and, consequently become
larger and more efficient.
Altitude, also, prevents instead Of inducing
hemorrhage, as was the old opinion. Thia
fact has been well established by experience
and observation.
Prof M. W. Harrington chief Of the U. s.,
weather bureau, says:
"Santa Fe lies in the driest part of tbs
United States This region is extensive, but
changes in form from season TO Season.
Santa Fe is always in it, however.
THE wATEas OF SANTA Fs.
Dr. j. +. Banter vice-president 81 this
American Health Resort association says:
ut ia worth travelling miles to drink o.
such waters es flow through this deep cut in
the mountains and supply the city Of Santa
Fe for domestic purposes and for irrigation
of the fruit farms. The water is absolutely
pure, cold and fresh from the melting
SHOWS above, or trickling from springs In
the mountain side. 1t is free from all lima
alkali or other ingredients SO very injurious
to the consumptive patient. Such water ia
q great boon anywhere and at any time, but
here, where other features Of sunshine and
rure air combine to produce an ideal
climate, 1t Is Of special value"
STATISTICAL INgoRMATIon.
The annual temperature varies but littla
from year to year. The following tables tell
the tale:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
Salf Mada. hut Illiterate.

Charles Gervais, the great French cheese
merchant, who recently died in Paris, full
of wears and honors and wealth, was self
made man and no scholar. Last year he
stood forsome municipal post in the de-
partment of Seine-Inferieure, and in the
course of his campaign read a speech com
posed for him by a journalist of Rouen, be-
ginning rs follows las candidate fol
this important oflice-comma-fully un
Outstanding your wants-comma-l come
to solicit your votes-full stop" The scribe
had written down the stops as a guide te
elocution, but poor M. Gervais conscien
tiously delivered it as a part of his speech
San Francisco Argonaut.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
Have No Eaual.

Allcock's Porous Plasters have attained
"a worldwide reputation solely upon their
superlative merits. They have would-be
rivals, but have never been equalled or
even approached in curative properties
and rspidity and: safety of action Their
value has been attested by the highest
medical authorities. as well as by unlm-
peachable testimonials from those who
have used them, and they are recon-
mended as the best external remedy for
weak back, rheumatism, sciatica, colds
couohs. sore throat, chest and stomach
affections, kidney difficulties, weak mus
Giles, strains, stitches, and aches and pains
of every description.
Beware of limitations, and 40 not Dc
deceived by Misrepresentation. ASK fo'
Allcock's, and let no solicitation or OK
PLANTATION induce you to accept a SUB
rtikute.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
Cnr,ositles About observatories.

The first recorded observatory was on
the top Of the temple Of Belus; the tomb
Of Osymadias in Egypt was the second.
This last contained a golden astronom-
ical circle 200 feet in diameter. Another
at Benares, India, is believed to be al
most as ancient as either of the other
two. The first in Europe was erected at
Cassell in 1851; that of Tycho Brahe at
Uraninburg was built in 1875. The
Paris observatory dates from 1857 and
that of Greenwich is two years older.
The one at Nuremberg was erected in
1878 and that at Berlin in I'LL. The ia
nous Bologna tower was built in IVA
The Stockholm, Utrecht, Copenhagen
and Lisbon observatories were built in
174O, 1850, 1856 and 1928 respectively. -
Philadelphia Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
LIGHTNING POSTHOLES.
Man From Colorado Gives an indianapolis
Hired Man Some Points.

Man From Colorado Gives an Indianapolis
Hired Man Some Points.
The man with the ginger beard was
watching his neighbor laboriously digging
postholes.
"They didn't dig 'em that way out in Col
orado where lived" said he.
The neighbor, who was hired man,
dropped his patent digger" looked around
to see il his employer was visible, found he
was not and took seat on the ground,
ready to listen. "How did you work it?"
he asked. 'By steam?"
"Steam?" said the man with the ginger
beard NAV. Done it by lightning"
'Lightning?"
"Yes. You see in the part of the state l
was in there is no metals OF any kind In the
ground and no trees. I've often watched
the lightning cavortin around in the heav-
ems fer an hour at time, jist achin fer
somethin to strike at, but not beln able to
do so, cause they wasn't nothin it could
take start at-no attraction, you see.
Well, one day was a-sweatin away, just
like you would be if the boss was around
now, when a old Teller, that lived there be-
fore come come along and says he'll show
me a scheme to save all that work. You
can bet was willin, so he sends me to the
house for bag O tenpenny nails, and he
plants Il nail in every place had marked
| fer hole They is a storm comin,' says
he, and if hain't mistakened she is a-goin
| to do the job in one whirl.' didn't say
nothing, fer, honest l thought he wuz
crazy, an l lowed I'd better humor him.
After he got the nails all planted ne
dragged me away to safe distance an told
me to watch her work. Pretty soon the
storm came along, with more thunder and
lightnin in it than you will see here in
month O. Sundays. Directly it got over
them nails. -blif-blam! Invent to
pluggin away at them there nails stuck in
the ground, the most delighted lightnin
you ever see to git somethin to shoot at,
an ey'ry time she hit there was the neatest
posthoe dug out you ever see. l did hat e
trim few of 'em up with spade, but as
a gineral thing they was as neat as body
would want to look at. Natur' is mighty
useful if you know how to handle her."
The hired man said Gossip and resumed
work in the automatic manner of one In
dream. New York Mercury.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
En,portnnt Announcement
To Those Who Contemplate Trip to the
Worlds Fair.

Under its new summer schedule now in
effect, the Burlington route is enabled to
offer increased facilities in train service
and fast time from Denver eastward.
Train No. 6, "the Chicago and st. Louis
special" leaves Denver daily at S:35 a. M,
reaching Chicago at 4:10 and st. Louis at
800 p. NJ, the next afternoon, being only
one night on the road.
Train No. 2, the popular evening
'Elyer," leaves Denver at 1910 p. M,
reaching Chicago at 500 and st. Louis at
1928 the second morning.
These trains consist of vestibuled Pull
man sleepers, chair cars and diners, serv-
ing all meals en- route, and making quick
err time by several hours than any other
road. For full information, tickets and
sleeping berths, call on local ticketagen
or address G. w. Vallery, General Agent
100 Larimer street, Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22

MIR. Thomas Bate, editor of the Graph
ic, Texarkana, Arkansas, has found what
he believes to be the best remedy IN ex-
istence for the flux. His experience Is
we'll worth remembering. He says: Last
summer had a severe attackof flux. 1
tried almest every known remedy, none
giving relief. Chamberlain's Colo,
Cholera and Diarrh9a Remedy was rec
commended to me. I purchased bottle
and received almost immediate relief. l
continued to use the medicine and was en-
tirely cured. 1 take pleasure in recon-
mending this medicine to any person sui
fering from such disease, as IN my oplnI.
ion it is the best medicine in existence
25 and so cent bottles for sale by A. G
Ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22

ing. Ho was wet through and aboul
the most miserable man that ever cussed \
Il streak of hard luck.
1.-THE colonel got so bad that got som;
chips and started fire by the railroa1
track. He lay down beside il aud tried
to get dry. He was just beginning to
grunt, when there was roar down the
road, and the train came putting round
the curve.
s.The first thing the engineer saw
guess was our fire, and then you should
have heard the racket. He just turned
all his steam into his old whistle ana
footed like tiend possessed. The train
came to standstill by our fire, and then
the conductor came racing up, swearing
awfully. l got out. The colonel ex-
postulated, but they were so mad they
were going to thrash him. got on the
platform of the last car, and blow me II
they would let the colonel get on. He
prayed and pleaded, but the conductor
said no, and the train started with the
colonel doing more cussing.
"When the last car was abreast, how
ever, the colonel grabbed the hand bar
and hung on for his life. He took steps
about four yards long, and when the
train got going he just sailed out be-
hind. Iyanked and pulled till Igot him
aboard. My, thought he was going to
die. But he didn't. After awhile he be-
gan swearing again, and then I felt re-
lieved.
CATER we had gone about 10 miles we
got up to get into the car. The colonel
went first, but he hadn't taken two steps
when he fell back with gasp.
"'What's the matter? says l.
"'MatterT says he. THE constable's
in that car
sAnd sure enough he was. Then we
went out on the steps and sat i'll tht
cold. The colonel shivered till he rocked
the car. and he more than lit into me
Say, I've been sworn at in Is differen
languages, but the way the colonel saile(
into me was art. l sat there and groaned
a and for about 20 miles the train left
, streak of blue behind.
+ 1--WE rode on the tail Of that car III
so miles, and the colonel swore all tn
+ way. Every time we came to station
;. we got off and hid. And after every sta
. ton the colonel was WORSE than ever.
= "Finally it got so bad that l got dies
. perate and went into the car The con
!, stable was gone. I asked rod nose
y man in the back seat where tine consta
a BILE was, and he told me that the consta
=, BILE had left the train an honr before
: And there we two blooming chulnps sa
y. on that platform all that time.
81 let the colonel sit there for a!Ior
an hour more before went out and tol
. him. And then you should have hear
~ him curse. 1t was awful, and hal
u leave him. haven't seen him since"
y, Just then limp figure came sloucl
= ing around the corner. When it saw IL
\. major, there was start of surprise
,s made vain attempt to escape discover.
y, The major saw, and with dash he S
- cured the cringing form. 1t was IL
colonel
al Colonel" said the major, "let D.
I cones be bygones.'
~ "They are" said the colonel. "Le'
q take a drink"
w. -, And they did.-New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22

TWO KINDS OF WOMEN
need DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton those who want to be made
strong, and those who want to be
made well. It builds up, invigor-
ates, regulates, and cures.
It's for young girls just entering
womanhood; for women who have
reached the critical "change of
life y; for women expecting to be-
come mothers for mothers who
are nursing and exhausted; for
every woman who is run down,
delicate, or overworked.
For all the disorders, diseases, and
weaknesses of women, Favorite
Prescription " is the only remedy
20 unfailing that it can be guar.
antced. If it doesn't benefit OF
cure, in every case, the money will
be returned.
There's nothing likely to b.
: "just as good"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
Effective Means.

Mr.. Firstaat-You don't suppose l feel in
the humor to discuss new dresses when
that demoniacal baby of yours has kept me
awake the whole night9
Mrs. FirstAat--All right, dear, you need
not be brutal to the baby; we won't say
anything more about it. And, by the way
darling, will you bring me up small bot,
tie of chloroform from down town with
WI, S-T.ife
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
SISTER JONES' CONFESSION.

Thought the deacon liked me- yit
warn't adzackly shore OF It,
Fer. mind yc, time and time ag'in
When liners 'ud he comm IN
ia seed him shakin hands as Tree
With all the sistern as with me!
But turin last revival, where
He called on me to lead in prayer
An kneeled there with me, side by side,
A-whisper'n "he felt sanctiiied
les, tetchin of my garments hem,"
That settled things Us fur as them
Thare other wimmin was concerned!
And-well, know | must a, turned
A dozen colors! Hurried! LA!
No mortal sinner never saw
A gladder wilder than the one
A.kneelin there and wonderun
Who'd pray! So glad, upon my word,
Irailly couldn't thank the Lord!
James Whitcomb Riley
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
star Of the south.

Go to Velasco for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for a.. al
other Texas ports sail in and out witt
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, where the sol
ia a natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetable!
all winter. Coolest day in three years 81
degrees above zero. Warmest day " oe
grees. velasco offers the best invest
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, Velasco Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
A New Cause, Thousands Flock to its
Standard.

When new cause is presented to the
public it always excites attention. A prom
inent physician has said that Ia grippe,
during the last three years, has done more
to weaken the hearts of the world than
any other cause that has ever existed.
Those who have had this malady and
subsequently found themselves subject
to palpitation, short breath, irregular
pulse, wind in stomach, pain in side or
shoulder, smothering spells, fainting,
dropsy, and etc, may feel assured they
have heart disease, which unless checked
at once, may result fatally. DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure is the only remedy that
can be relied upon to effect cure. Sold
by A. G. Ireland jr., on guarantee. ASH
for the Doctors new book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
letter List.

List of letters remaining uncalled for
in the postoffice ct Santa Fe, New Mexico
for the week ending August 10, 1898.
If not called for within two weeks will be
sent to the dead letter Office at Washing
ton.
Rooyl, Mrs Chas J. y Borrego, Trinidad
Brown, Frank Kern, Mrs =,
de Baca, NJ McCornnell Mrs Mack
Cline, S b MeadoweS, e w
Davis Ben Milton, W.
Dodge, AC Padia, Usnlita
Garbritt, Manager Piggott. w
Graybin, &C Tapia, Francisco
Harrison, PW Terero, Rogue
Hutchinson, Paul Thonran Mr.
Vialcalles, Blasa.
In calling please say advertised and
give the date.
j. WELTMER,
| Postmaster.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
Not Going to Interfere.

Sightseer Ito Columbian guard)-lsnt
that a member of the board OF lady man
ayers over there?
The Guard-Can't help it sir. l have
not seen her do anything, an she's off my
beat, ANYWAY.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22

Mr.. Fl. j. Mayors, of Oakland, Md,
says: ~ have sold thirteen bottles of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to-day and
am literally sold out. This is the largest
sale on record of any one preparation in
q day over our counters. 1t gives the
best satisfaction of any cough medicine
we handle, and as seller it leads all
other preparations on this market" For
sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
Our Rapid Transitory Experience

(DUr k0D1U 1ruuSltOES
Is brief enough without our shortening 1t
by seeking medical aid, when we are
somewhat unwell, from sources where II
is only obtainable with great risk. Even
if the old doctrine were true that violent
disease require violent remedies, it does
not follow that drastic purgatives, mar
cotics. powerful "sedatives" of the nerv-
Gus system are advisable in cases where
slight disorders manifestly call for the
use of milder means of recovering, IN
volving no subsequent danger, but equal,
ly efficient Hostetter's Stomach Bitt aaa
not only relieves, but ultimately ano
completely relieves disorders of the
stomach, liver, bowels and nerves. 1t Ii
a genuine tonic, BEAUTIFULLY stimulates
the kidneys lisa thorough alternative dS,, and IL
fever and bilious remittent. The utmcs
confidence can be reposed in the purit.
and safety of its medical ingredients.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
Eifty-six Hours to New York Win
The wabash.

Leave Denver, Pueblo and Colorado
Springs, Monday evening; arrive Kansas
City, Tuesday, 5 p. M; arrive Ioledo
wabash Short Line), Wednesday, 4:3O P
M; leave Toledo (Lake Shore Flyer
Wednesday, Z p. M; arrive New York IN
Y. Central) Thursday, II a. m.
Avoid the rush and crowd at Chicago.
G. M. HAMPsoN, ComI Agent,
1924 18th St., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22

The Magazine-M aker-Why, man. you
can never accomplish any work as an
authorq You can't even spell correcly'
The Applicant-Of course l can't spell
That's my strong hold I want to write
dialect stories.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
Tommy's Strategy.

Mother-Did you take your cod liver ollf
Tommy-Yes, nam.
Mother-You are real brave little boy
for taking your cod liver oil SO nicely
Here is dime. .,
Father lin next room)-Who the devil
nut oil in my inkstand?-Tcxas Siftlngs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-22
Not synonymous.

What is the difference between wages
and salary?
Well, generally, one means great oe"'
of work and some pay, and the other Is
good deal of pay and some work.