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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-06-09
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HALF HOLIDAY EXCURSION
SATURDAY
To Wayland Park
THE LEADING SUBURB.

visited this suburban property? Have the
valuable improvements being madaded streets sidewalks laying
and without to
buye2 1t will surely be advantage we'll pleasant
outing 60 SATURDAY of our FREE TRAINS. The
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-06-09

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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27

Grcat attitudes furnish gymussiur,
whero the respiratory organs are compelled
TO be exercised, and, consequently become
larger and more efficient.
Altitude, also, prevents instead of inducing
hemoThage, as was the old opinion. This
fact hos been well established by experiences
and observation.
Prof II. w. Harrington, chief of the U.
weather bureau, says:
Santa F'e lies in the dIiest part of the
United States. This region is extensive, but
changes in form from sc2son to seasop,
Snnta f'e is always in it, however.
THE WATERS or sAErA re. .r
Dr.. u. BANTER yice-prcsident Of tbs
american Health Resort association Gays:
ut Is worth travelling miles to drink o.
such waters rs flow through this deep cut Ia
the mountains and supply the city Of Santa
Fe for domestic purposes and for irrigation
Of the fruit farms. The water is absolutely
pure, cold and fresh from the melting
nnoWs above, or trickling from springs in
tine mountain side. 1t is free from all limo
ElSali or other ingredients SO very INJURIOUS
to the consumptive patient. Such water il
great boon anywhere and ct any time, bus
here where other features Of spnshine and
pure air combine to produce an idecl
climate, 1t Is Especial value"
srAT1sTIcAL REFORMATION.
T'ha annual temperature varies but littis
from year TO year. The following tables tall
the tale:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
His EXCUSE.

Among the early lawyers of Missouri
were Judge James c. and General John
c., brothers, both excellent lawyers and
splendid advocates. General John, when
occasion required, closed his argument to
the jury bathed in tears himself, with most
of the jury and audience weeping too.
One day he and Judge James were trying
a case, James prosecuting and John de-
Tending. James made his speech, a strong
one for his side of the case, and ended with
telling the jury.
Gentlemen, my brother John will ad-
dress you on the other side Of the case, and
want to caution you, he will cry and try
to make you cry. He does it in all his
cases"
General John then spoke to the jury,
making one of the very best of his pathetic
appeals, causing jury and audience to for
get James admonition, and as tears were
Rowing John, with great drops rolling
down his cheeks, said to the jury:
"My brother Jim told you l would cry.
am crying, and, gentleman of the jury, If
you had such a ID mean brother as
Jim, you would cry too"
Johns client was acquitted. Green Bag.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
The Knowing ParsOn.

There is the story of a gentleman who
inadvertently slipped blue poker chiI
into the church collection plate, and Their
called upon his pastor with an apology
for his carelessness and put a silver dol
lar in place of the chip.
"Oh, no." said the man of God know
ingly," that's not enough. A blue chip is
worth IS in your game.
An Oklahoma divine was even shrewder.
"The collection will now be taken," he
said, "and wish to remark further that
poker chips don't 60 any more. Get 'em
Dashed before you come and bring the
money. am forced to this decision by
the fact that some of the brethren have
been showing off chips of their own max
ing on us letting the laugh be on US when
We went to get them cashed at the Dew
drop Fortune Parlors. Chicago Trib-
una
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
How He Put 1t.

Colonel John Hay happened to be in
Chicago at the time Of the great fire.
Shortly afterward, as the story goes, while
seated in the parlor of hotel he noticed
two persons whispering and glancing at
him.
Presently one of them crossed the room
and said:
Are you Mr.. Hay'"
Eyes," replied the colonel.
"You wrote Little Bfeeches,' didn't
your" was the next inquiry.
"Yes," responded the poet.
Upon that the man returned to the place
where his friend stood, and bringing him
back presented him solemnly to Colonel
Hay as "Mr McKaigins." Colonel Hay
received the newcomer politely, though he
had never seen or heard of him before.
After short pause the first man said in
an impressive manner:
"Mr. Hay, shall we soon have the pleas
ure Of seeing the great fire embalmed in
verse?"-Youth's Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Making Light of His Subject.
Charles Proposal.

The girl with the purple veil examined
her gloves thoughtfully. Then she inquired
of her friend, Kitty, did you ever have a
real. genuine PROPOSAL"
why, ye-es, | suppose So"
you suppose sothat's just it. The
men are SO careful nowadays they edge up
to the subject with such care and ask the
question in such roundabout way that q
girl doesn't really know whether she has a
right to cut notch in her parasol handle
or not"
Eyes, and If she gives a plump No they
wriggle out of it in such IA way that she is
made to feel as If she had said it without
being asked"
"IIrue. Oh, for the good old days when
lover would fall on his knees and shy BE
mine without any beating about the bush.
Girls really had proposals in those days"
did they?" replied the other obviously,
lat any rate they say So"
They looked at each other and laughed.
II never thought of that" cried the girl
with the purple veil, perhaps we will tell
the same thing by and by"
very likely. But there is Marie-she
really does have proposals"
Actresses always do"
Eyes. Well, she says that when a man
does it too beautifully she suspects that he
has done it often before
Doing it properly must make the trou,
sers bag frightfully at the knees" said the
girl with the purple veil thoughtfuly.
TRUE, but they could wear the ones they
do In church."
II think that in these days Of specialties
there ought to be bureau for teaching
young men how to propose"
THAT'S so. Now, when Charlie'--
lob, Kitty, you never told me!'
That's true. / didn't mean to tell any
body yet. Well, he simply said, See here,
Kitty, everybody Is saying that we are en-
gaged-that's right. isn't itT and l just
blushed and said Yes before thought"
"Qh, you dear thing When is it to be'"
I'm the latter part Of October. He ID
desperately in love-orchids and candied
violets Well, here's my car"-San Fran.
cisco Examiner
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27

A lean, wiry old fellow from the country
walked into the log cabin on the wooded
island in Jackson park the other morning,
pushed his hat back on his head and in
spected the interior with evident enjoy
ment.
"This looks like old times" he said, turn
ing to two young men standing near him.
"Seen this kind Of thing before, have
you?" observed one Of them.
"Seen it before? Well, l reckon Why,
was brought up in a settlement where
there wasn't half of the houses as good as
this one. know all about this style of
Twin from the word 60 And us;d to have
just about as good time as the boys have
now too"
II don't know about that uncle" said the
other of the two young men, YOU'RE not
up to all the fun the boys have nowadays.
Trouble with you is you're not in the pro
cession any more. You've dropped out,
you know, Just as the band is beginning to
play"
Dropped out, have II" exclaimed the
old man. Dropped out, hey?" he snort.
ed, running his hand into his pocket and
bringing it out again full of gold and silver
coins. Back number, am II Look here,
young fellow Do you want to bet few
dollars can't outrun you? Have you got
ten OF twenty to put up that can't throw
either Of you DOWN. Can you turn hand.
spring and light on your feet stiff legged?
Bet you $50 can do it! Bet you 500 you
can'tl Want to try me on hop, step and
jump? Bet you-hold on!'
A crowd had begun to gather, and the
two young men were edging away from
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
JUST FULL

Of improvements - DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets. To begin with,
they're the smallest, and the easiest
to take. They're tiny, sugar-coated
anti-bilious granules, scarcely larger
than mustard seeds. Every child
is ready for them.
Then, after they're taken, instead
of disturbing and shocking the sys-
tenn, they act in a mild, easy and
natural way. There's no chance for
any reaction afterward. Their help
lasts. Constipation, Indigestion,
Bilious Attacks, Sick or Bilious
Headaches, and all arrangements
of the liver, stomach, and bowels
are promptly relieved and perma.
nently cured.
They're put up in glass walls,
which keeps them always fresh and
reliable, unlike the ordinary pills in
wooden or pasteboard boxes.
And they're the cheapest pills you
can buy, for they're guaranteed to
give satisfaction, or your money is
returned. You pay only for the
good you get.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Come to the Rescue

AS surely as any known effect follows q
cause, just SO surely will disease of the
kidneys succeed their inactivity, if that
lnaction be not promptly remedied
Come to the rescue with Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, which gives healthful
impulse to the action of both tho kidneys
and the bladder, without exciting them
like an unmedicated stimulant. Rendered
active by this genial diuretic and tonic
they perform their functions thoroughly
and regularly, removing from the system
Impurities which beget rheumatism,
dropsy, gravel, Bright's disease, diabetes
and catarrh of the bladder. The contrac-
ton of either one of these formidable
maladies is the penalty exacted by nature
for difference to that plain warming
sluggish action of the kidneys. When
this exists, not moment should be lost
in the use of the remedy indicated. Bear
in mind that the Bitters will relieve with
equal promptitude disorders of the
stomach, liver, bowels and nervous sys-
tenn, and cure or prevent malarial COM
plants
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Important Announcement.
TO Those Who Contemplate Trip to the
Worlds Fair.

Under its new summer schedule now in
effect, the Burlington route is enabled to
offer increased facilities in train service
and fast time from Denver eastward.
Train No. 6, "the Chicago and st. Louis
Special" leaves Denver daily at 1886 a. M,
reaching Chicago at 4:10 and st. Louis at
800 p. M, the next afternoon, being only
one night on the road.
Train No. 2, the popular evening
"Flyer," leaves Denver at 1910 p. m,
reaching Chicago at $500 and st. Louis at
1926 the second morning.
These trains consist of vestibuled Pull
man sleepers, chair cars and diners, serv-
ing all meals en- route, and making quick
er time by several hours than any other
road. For full information, tickets and
sleeping berths, call on local ticket
agents, or address G. w. Vallery, General
Agent, 1900 Larimer street, Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Rctrencl,nlent.

The king of Dahomey Was sore dis
traught. The cares of state were pressing
heavily upon him, and his brow was cloud
ed, with white clouds Of course.
The grand vizier awaited the commands
Of the sovereign.
"You say" the potentate unused, that
this expenditure is necessary to preserve
the autonomy of the realm?"
ut is, your serene highness.'
"And is war not to be avoided?"
ut is not"
The puissant ruler pondered.
There is but one way out"-
His lips were firmly set when at last he
gave speech unto his thoughts.
-'of it. We must institute rigorous
retrenchment. Kindly tell the iceman that
he needn't stop at our house again for q
week"
The edict was issued, and the royal seal
affixed Observation-Disclosures Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
FARMS I'LL STRIP.
CVEROKEE STRIP,

Write to G. T. NICHOLSON, g. p. & I. A..
A., T. & 8. F. r. R., Topeka, Kas., for free
cony of illustrated folder describing
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27

30 Cholly Joined q Masonic lodge'
Yes; he thought if he couldn't be man
he could at least be a brother.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Where to stop IN Chicago.

The perplexing question which is every
day asked by people who desire to go to
Chicago to attend tho Worlds fair is,
"Where are We going to stay when VIC get
there?" This is easily answered, and if
you will go to the ticket agent of The
Santa Fe, Mr. w. M. Smith, he will tell
you.
Arrangements have been made for the
distribution by the Santa Fe company of
a pamphlet entitled Homes for Visitors
to the Worlds Fair" This is u reliable
pamphlet containing the rames and ad-
dresses OF about 5000 families who will
furnish accommodations to visitors from
May to October 81, 1898. The pamphlet
also contains sectional maps which will
enable the intending visitor to select any
quarter of the city that he would prefer.
Correspondence can then be carried on
and definite arrangements made SO that
when visitors arrive in Chicago they can
proceed at once to their quarters.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Breaking q SET.

She was an April bride and made her
first appearance in the West Philadelphia
market. Her movements were watched
with evident interest by marketers and
marketmen. After strolling around the
place for few minutes and getting the lay
of the land she walked boldly up to green
grocer's stand.
"Do you keep pigs feet here?"
"Over to the pork butchers stand, miss"
was the reply.
II want some pigs feet" she said, APP
preaching the pork butcher. II think two
will be enough"
"Ah-h, we never like to break II set" ex-
claimed the butcher.
"a set' How many come in a set?''-.
Philadelphia Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27

AT TEE GATEWAY OF THE RATIONAL PARE.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27

Gone of my customers came in to-day
and asked me for the best cough medicine
l had" says Lew Young, a prominent
druggist of Newman Grove, Neb. "Oi
course showed him Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, and he did not ask to see any
other. have never yet sold medicine
that would loosen and relieve sever
cold so quickly as that Remedy does.
have sold four dozen of it within the last
sixty days and do not know of single
case where it failed to give the most per
feet satisfaction" 50 cent bottles TO,
sale by A. 6. Ireland, Jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27

Last fall I was taken with q kind of
summer complaint, accompanied with
wonderful diarrhoea. Soon after my wife's
sister, who lives with us, was taken in the
same way. We used almost everything
without benefit. Then said, let US try
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy, which We did, and that
cured us right away. think much of it,
a. 1t did for me what it was recommended
to do. John Hertzler, Bethel, Berks Co,
Pa. rs and SO cent bottles for sale by
A. @. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
A Valuable Remedy

Brandreth's Pills purify tho blood
stimulate the liver, strengthen the kid.
neys, regulate the bowels. They were
introduced in the United States IN 1895
Since that time over sixty millions 81
boxes of Brandreth's Pills have been
used.
This, together with thousands of con.
vincing testimonials from all parts OF the
world, is positive evidence of their value
Brandreth's Pills are purely vegetable
absolutely harmless, and safe to take al
any time.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Headache and Dizziness Frequent
Causes Of ApOplexy and Paralysis.

The most recent and profound research
ess in this direction by specialists, have
developed conclusively that the above
disorders frequently result in death or
permanent disability. DR.. Miles Resto-
rative Nervine is the greatest remedy for
either of these apparently insignificant
causes. Nothing approaches it in merit.
Mrs. w. Z. Burns, of South Bend, Ind,
who has suffered from constant headache
for three months, was cured by it. The
daughter of Daniel Myers, Brooklyn,
Mich, had been insane for ten years, and
was having from Is to rs fits a day.
Nervine cured her of both fits and insan-
ity. Sold on aguarantee by A. G. Ireland,
sirs, Get book free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Atnr OF the south.

Go to velasco for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, where the soil
is a natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years rs
degrees above zero. Warmest day 80 de
grees. velasco offers the best invest
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, velasco Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Only One Climatic Drawback.

Eastern Newcomer-It looks as il it
ought to be healthy around here.
Jumpclaim Jim-'Tis healthy, pardner.
There's only one disease that ever proves
fatal in these diggin's.
Eastern Newcomer What disease is
that!
Jumpclaim Jim (carelessly resting his
hand on belt Of six shooters)-Lead poi
sonin. Ell yer system is lucky ernuff ter
escape that, yer kin live here hundred
years without dyin.-Buffalo Courier.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
A Wonderful Engine Can not BE
lurDNSSeO.

An engine exerting surprising power
is always source of wonder, and yet how
many are entirely forgetful of the exist
ence within themselves of an engine moro
powerful and enduring than any ever in
vented. Not perhaps until they exper-
fence irregular pulse, heart fiuttering,
tenderness in shoulder and arm, swollen
ankles, asthmatic breathing, weak and
hungry spells, smothering, short breath,
or pain in side, when its existence is no
longer to be denied, as the possessor
must know he has heart disease. Mrs.
LeBar, Fitchburg, Mich, had heart dis
ease fifteen years; had to hire house help;
lived on liquid food, used DR.. Miles
Heart Cure and all symptoms left her.
Continued use cured her. Sold by A. G.
Ireland jr., on a guarantee, who will give
you the Doctors book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
WORLDS How to economize time

WORLDS How to economic time
FAIR. and money as to see
the Worlds fair to best advantage, is q
question that may have puzzled you.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in ad-
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
just issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. 1t contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map of Chicago, and
other information of value to sight-seers.
G. I. NICHOLSON, G. =. g. L. A., A., r. u S.
T. R. R., Topeka, Kas., SANTA FEG
and ask for free copy. ROUTE.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27

"My little boy was very bad eff for two
months with diarrhGa. We used various
medicines, also called in two doctors, but
nothing did him any good until we used
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rh~a Remedy, which gave immediate re-
lief and soon cured him. consider it
the best medicine made and can conscien-
tously recommend it to all who need a
diarrhHa or collie medicine. j. E. Hare,
Trenton, Texas. 25 and so cent bottles
for sale by A. G. Ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27

II can tell you something that you
haven't got" said German to an Ameri-
can. I'VE have built church so long that
it takes half an hour to walk from the
porch to the pulpit"
"That is nothingr' replied the Yankee.
I'VE have a church where little boy ID
carried to his baptism through the east
porch and at the west porch he walks out
as minister with his second wife. Aus
land
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Common Prudence.

Wife-Why. Charles, what do you mean
by burning our old love letters'
Husband-I have been reading them, my
dear, and it occurred to me that after die
some one who wished to break my will
might get hold Of them and use them to
prove was insane-Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Same Thing In the End.

Maud-The word "homely" is not used in
the same way in England as it is in Ameri.
ca. A homely girl there means one who is
fond Of domestic surroundings
Marie - Domestic surroundings are the
only things homely girl has a chance Of
being fond of, whether in England or
America.-Life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
What He WanfAll.

Bingo-Hello! here's letter from
Witherby saying there's going to be a
dog fight tonight at Pullem's saloon. A
dog fight! The idea. l wonder if he
thinks would lower myself by going to
a low-down thing like that. II makes my
blood boil to think of such cruelty. Now,
I wonder
Mrs Bingo-What are vow looking for
my dear!
Bingo-Where in thunder is my latch
key?-Judge.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Suggestive.

A Somerville Mass undertaken does a
little real estate business, either on his
own account or for others and
over a hansome casket in his window
there appears the following suggestive
notice: Small tenements for sale or to
Lot
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
A Pathetic Appeal.

Brethren" said preacher when the
collection was being made. perhaps one
Of you will be good enough to put needle
and some thread In the bag so that I may
be enabled to make some use Of the but
tons with which you are all 30 liberal.''--
Hormiga de Oro
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. The result is a specific for sick
headache, biliousness and constipation,
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27

For cut, bruise, burn or scald, there is
nothing equal to Chamberlain's Pain
Balm. 1t heals the parts more quickly
than any other application, and unless
the injury is very severe, no scar is left.
For sale by A. G. ireland, Jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Fifty six Hours to New York via
The Wabash.

Leave Denver, Pueblo and Colorado
Springs, Monday evening; arrive Kansas
City, Tuesday, p. M; arrive Toledo
(Wabash Short Line), Wednesday, 4:3o P
M; leave Toledo (Lake Shore Flyer,
Wednesday, z p. M; arrive New York On
Y. CentraD, Thursday, II a. m.
Avoid the rush and crowd at Chicago.
G. M. HAMpsoN, Com'l Agent,
1924 18th st., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Miles, Nerve Il G.iver "ii's

Act on new principlc-reguiahns . .he
liver, stomach and bowels through I'm! vno
nerves: A new discovery. nf' NM
pills speedy cure billiousness, BAD '1 I1e
torpid liver, piles, constipation oh i,
equaled for men, woman, children snaii
est mildest, surest, so doses 20 cts ''"'''-
pies Free, at A. q. ireland, jr
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
A Specimen Of 1t.

Johnny-"Pa, what is glittering gen
erality'?"
Johnny's Pa(who has too many uncollect
able accounts cit is aglittering general
ity, my son, when debtor of long standing
says he'll pay up in few days.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-27
Bad Luck at Poker.

Xantippe las her spouse returns to his
home --Socrates, there is flush on your
cheeks!
The philosopher-Just my blame luck!
An didn't have flush in my hands all
Chicago Record.