The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1893-12-03

innocent OF any wrong Intention, has !
nlco wife. and Is now so full Of woe thA
he can be spared the further sorrow o
seeing his uHme In prlnt-came 70 Chicago
the other week on another mans rnss
says the Times. OF that city.
A few days after his arrival his lind
lady camc Into the room with letter
in her hand, Lake Michigan electric
storm hoveriiig around her brow. and
eyes nashins Indignation with every
You win have TO set out OF here; NOV,
at once"
stut. madam. what Is the meaning,
Don't Ky 10 argue with mel know
yon and want YOU 70 get out"
"Asaar,. what IL the matter7 am
not used TO being addressed IN this
"Wsl you go or shall have YOU Put
outg l nm respectable woman aud have
20 work for my living; can't have yon
here"
WELL l am respectable man, and YOU
had hotter De little careful how you adj
I dress
"wm you go9'.
HWnl you explain
mo explanations ARE necessary, you
| know"
nut DON'T
Twin you move out quietly or must we
have a scene2"
| Madam. don't understand this. am
1 y IttHtNAsDlt man anu uuNt y ftSntNttDlt
| family, came TO Your house and paid
for this room, and now you come here
See here now. you can't blum me, 1
want this room more than ] want your
| company"
"wcil. you refund me the rent and IN
move, but permit me to say that shall
compel you to explain and apoloclEc--yes,
madam, in court Of justice. II necessarily
"you don't dare; there's your nancy.
don't want amy further conversation With
you / shall expect this room 20 be va
Gated this evening,
So Joshua moved,
All OF his troubles arose out OF his tray
cling ON another mnnfs pass After
Joshua had procured tho puss he thought
he ought TO take his wife 70 the t'air
with him, SO be went to n friend who
Ind at ono time been connected with n
railroad company TO secure a pass FOR his
WIFE The friend eaid;--
Joshua, / can get you a pass, but /
VIM have 10 ask for Il IN tho name OF my
Wife That viii be an right thought she
Is row IN California and this paas Is over
another read. No one win be any the
wiser"
Ia order TO save expenses Joshua only
bought one berth IN the sleeping car.
When the sleeping oar conductor collected
the tickets he gave Joshua a queer Hslit.
IT'S against the rules. old man. DE
said. Then he dropned his yoice:--rGlse
me one dollar and TN be an rlKht
Then, for the FIRST time, Joshua reailxed
that he was supposed 20 DO another man
and his wife was csirpa=ra TO he a third
mans wife. lie Eaw his predicnment and
was about 10 offer TO buy another berth, I
when the conductor saids-. Another doi-
Arr and Joshua handed II out
''Thats the end OF that, thank the
Lord. thought Joshua. "1he next tllse
take my wife anywhere III buy tick (
Ats.y
But II was not the end Of Il, It was only
the beginning, Tho conductor WIS a talk
some Kansas City commercial men, CIV.
ing the names Of both parflca. III q few
days the story was all over town Then
a woman who dld not like the lady whose
mana was on the pass used by Jpehnas
wife wrote the Chicago landindy an anon
yTnous letter, telling what o pair OF vipers
she VAS hngborlng.
The trouble began TO thlcken at the
other end Of the line The man who
procured the pass Tor Joshun was haiIei
on his way 70 the Office By an aoquaint-
aace.
aHIelio. old fellow, when did you get
back from fhlcagoT
II haven't been 10 ChicaRor'
''oh, OH thaFn Eoodi OIL that's good.
like that, Sey, old fellow. let me COM
piimeni you You have the most beatli
ful nerve / eyer saw
s1Nhatp the matter with YOUR
''i)o you mean 70 ten nae that you didn't
70 10 chieago iast week with Mira 1922
cwisy. Of course not Who stnrted that
HlanderF
'sfia, ha. har' was the reply. and they
separated wlthuut explanation.
That's some Of Jpeli's work.. said TIE
,nystsied fficnd sTnat comes from Civ
,a.aE IN rt4r
be'z run away with Mfa ana IN be
the one who viii be accused III OK
Joshua when sec HIM
< Then the Story Kot 10 the ears OF NTH
huHband he law the hrat man
and they tried 70 quic. the rumor ~ pToer
snr that Mrs. waa n cAlifornia, tnt
70 one would ballnve r. Tho husband II
now waiting Tor JaeIIua and Jpahha M ,
waiting IN Chicago, trying 70 atfnlehten
ON siie complications BY mail
should rsg Be- Without 4 bfiile d AnSosi',ra
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