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Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06
3'Srr. G. ReierIpn, z. Z. Goelp,

Garl 3oelp % u. u. 6ois al spring
@rope bar / Geeordb ooer Ssnoag.
Sobn % Gli sislpsrs Tom bien
fSie Sguoas i Gulcbnins bcres Se'
tiers 9onfirmatipn.
burlington Barren bar orcrct inn'
leoes, at gnsioserer, iOm nisaar bsrfra
meb 8L $50 9rRnst til 8eroenssuo'
i%tininaer, iaar irie reclining chairs.
9tils Sssiep / Glton Ifal eiter
5orlpoenbe maatte reiie til Retu Nterico
Tor at iOripse poa at ejeuoinoe i'm gel
breo.
3. u. Strano & SO. bar uoItpret
lit 7rug Sture ipalebes, at bet er en-
8rpo for Spsn; Speilslass8 inouer /
5ronier, % alt inbuenbis puoiet op,
iaa bet thinner.
@aruer Gorebp Company be-
9pnote M / Wanoa9s en- RGtte Sore
Itiainser / 8rano Opera 0ouie; bet op.
trrber boer 9liten tele ll9el. 9idets
hos Shrubbe til Is c., % c., IS C.
- Yrof. Soiepb g. Sbefloe, icm i
1885 srabuersoe peo gutber College, %
JON MI er 9rOiesiur peo @oman's Gol.
le9e / Baltimore, bOloer ben 12te SUM-
SrplIup meb en- Baltimore Game, Miis
5lorence 9e0 Cole.
= Der or m ialot 8om i @innes
ibeit Cos 8rpces for al Mr. z. 8.
8uroid at iaa uobetalt be Bombs, Sans
Solber9 | i'm lib maatte itile for at
pGrc paa fri SOB. Gountpet iuar Sen'
gene.
- gOlosmRnoene "8u(.Snd" Chris
itopberiun, 8iap Goan os 5rant 2pyer,
Der for en- 3to iioen ppsrinlot Cars
Beoericn o9 fratog BAN bans llbr, er
AZ 0ra1o SurDen tIenot ItDlot9e.
- Goln1ar manufacturing 60. bril-
Der paa meo &rait for at faa iitunO De
I'll 5%oreta9enoet upouenoige 8p9uin9er.
Alene @runomuren til SOpeobp9uingen
trGper benueo 40 CORDS Sten.
- Der uil uiit life 9aa mango Nar,
fer be fleite Suseiere bar Cement Sioe
8nlts; De taser fig iaa pent no, O9 er
pnrt9e. Slanot mango andre BAR MI
O8iaa 9eitnant Ole Gnoerion iaaet Ell
iaaoan pen Spabier9an9 fOran lit SuS,
% enoog uoe i g8eits8 ecornb bar 0tr.
s. s. Warib last Cement 5Ortoug.
- Sr, O. %. 6ousen fra N~prtblpoOo,
Sopa, bar u9ret beruppe / Sorretuiug,
os beis9te ba psiaa fine Sla9tniuse
paa oisie 8anter. Man bpr lRie bans
IpertiS cement for 2anotipbere, tbi eiter
Ilt bpao hi tjenoer til BAN, tan man
trD9t itole pau, at ban oil bebanble ale
fine auncer arlist Os reoetist.
- Si bill benleoe bore 2aieres 81.
mHrtiombeo paa Iuertis iementet "gt
3uIilSe 3oner". 9ette er pirfelis ct
uom9rtet Snitrument 60 bel pnrb, bpab
bet toiter. Get er en- tpit Spfinoelie os
naiten nDt bertiIanos. nOslueren al
"9oiten" bar ct Snitrument i Suiet, os
bet er mere enb tilfreos itiIenoe / enboer
Senieenoe. Senb eiter 8atalps os
8rislilte.
- 2bos. See af ibe Ohio @oluuteer
Snfantsrp lisser be9rapet paa the Pot
ter's Field i 5reepurt. San leoebe fine
iibite Gage pua Gattisbuiet Der. gu
bar G. A. r. Der / gpen faaet bette at
uibe % bill tr9ffe 5uranltaltninser til
at faa 8iiten HDttet til fin g~esrapelies-
plaos paa 9ecorab 8irfesaarb.
- Scr a siuer fig ilo paa en- Eur
til Chicago for at ie Seroens.ubitiQin.
gen buroe Gnbper saa inbpm til 8en
Bear for at ie, boorleoes ban forItaar
at uoitpre unse os samle Mano, iom
Ital reiie oerben. 5ur m9rfeli9t fan
8ense fan De hos BAN fisbe en- npoeli9
alGonin9 al spbt stOt ps iOm iipoer
pent.
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06
qoHhrmatiou

w. ' -
oibu(otes / Den iprite 81. 6 6. atrfs
ionc GCnoag, boor irIscnoe nn9s Wen'
ncltcr oilagoc OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES:
9lntpn Sertbel airteberg, Sans ans
brcas 0nuicu, Sorsen GteOoOr 9nn'en,
6curp Gugcre Neliuu, Soban 6reoe'
rid en-, Spbnnnes Sobnion, Spbn GEMS
Wccrc, @errp Spencer Sobnion, anrl
3ilier, Nasnus Sperre alitao, NicoinI
9tiirup 9aricn, Gambler Sliuer SIons,
Seuup Gti Gbriittue Sietuers, emma
9puiic Nslntien, emma 2onette 0ab'
len, Gmma 39uriue Neiitao, CLARA
Scnrjette 8ulisber9, uriula Hetrine
Rpberg.
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06
W0entcr puifcs

for ole SLa85 al DC beOItc, iauitrcreoe Sub.
Hrtpttuus.Sp9 oa 5amilie'SibIer / ale
Spros liant Qlbums. SuQen 8apital till
trGnges. 3e, ION Dnifer BET, tan orore 8s.
ger ira ps % beta!e ipr benz eitcr llolepere!s
ZEN. Strlo I'll pS Citer 6ataIoa. GlriulRrer
euer 8rpuebe9er ielu ON Sc mn fan benptte
Eeref 5erle % Ieres 6riituHoer Ill Grbeir
BET. vi fan 9ipe 9em be beoite 2tltaar.
Mieaen 3to % 4eHSe ipares peo at prOre
Segcr fra %. Specicle Stlbuo. Cob Sor.
t~leneIte. SGs hpao Ell al pore gaenter
f~trtper. Sra Rep. 3. q. Eitbp, Reoatfpr Of
"siHami! iionpreH".
"FaribSult, MINI, July Iath rs9s.
Scandia Book Co. Minneapolis. MINI.
Dear sIrs: You mention an agent who sold % books
one day. | sold all the 20 Pilgrims Progress" that |
last ordered IN one day, July 4th. Ills the best book
next to the Bible"
Sui: De bar alerebe mootaaet bore 6ors
retnir9saa Sort eler Girtu!arsr, iaa ieno os
Is Gents til 8orto % 9nbpafnina pa ugpn
bpilten BOG, De guIter at iRIgs, % pt oil
fenoe lem frtt en- 8rguebog % Suitru,tipuss
Bgser babe pnn uorii % eugelit iamt iulbt
Gsentuotpr. Scanoio Boot Co., Genturp
Blog, MluHenpoIis, Minu. 40. 49,
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06
Wnore,ps Spera 60. fonnmer

Opera uiets 8eItprelIc bar Iifret ii9
bette samle aibolote StreipiIers Selz
fab for en- eneite gften i ben 3oie llse
al SUM Waaneo. Oct er Here Waanes
Der, iioen Yublifum haooe ben Npoelie
at bDre en- Opera, iaa bette bill bore en-
ueltommen Npbeo. anoreps' bolber
III pau at muptase engagements for en-
llse / SOpas itprIte gper, oenue llse
i gebar Rapios, naite llse i 3es
0toines. Suilten Opera De pil ppigre
Der / 3ecorab, err enbnu life af9iprt, men
~iittert CT BET, at bet pil blipe Ell, man
life bar bprt Der fsr. NHite llse fan
5idets tjpbes, % geitprclien bar Saab
ON, at De ale oil bore ipl9t fsr Sore.
itilinseu.
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06

Siitlplsn. 0beriten: "Sr. Maiur,
9oaO er Seres Menins ON oenne Sap"
WolOren: "9r, Oberf, lea er Of
larnme @enin9 iOm De-"
1Iten leg bar 10 enOnu life uotolt
min @enin9-.
"Sr. Sberit, ies er unOer ale DIM.
l%tanO'sbeOer Of inmms @enina Tom
Ie".
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06
Tecprab % Snlegll.
Ten ste SUM-, 1s9a
SrHpnoen tit Minoe

pm &c ~tprlpauertbC @cterdner ira
fofc aria bleu bpitioeIisboIot paa en-
oicuuemisrt iu,u, Moabe, % BERTH o''
orua oa poiaa ct p~iouuberIt8t cn'ter'
Grir. Gu Wasie MteuneIter bar r'eot
frcm, ca Mlr. Goieeus Tale ! G~nIeoning
al Gaacu par irroeles pelIpttet. VIE
Be nTopbe Suloaters @rape bleo blUn'
%itcrimpitet.
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06
Verocusuoftiuiuax.. / {

Veroensuoftiains<.. / Chicago bcn'
leNer ior nGroGrente belle ben clotllIcrtoe
&erbens Spmeltiombeo pal fig. Man8e
Oiouuoerllge % interrsiantc Ting er no billet
Der, men bIauot ale oisje er Der %iouoipulig'
bis iugeu, Der er al ltDrre 3utere8ie ior Gar'
mcrne eno Champion 8uoes oa Slaattes
maitinerue, iom er uoitiuet N8ritlturnls
8DgniugCn. Glsic Waitjuer cr uoltDyet meo
ale be iioitc prolific 6orbcorin8er / Spite
mnifiner. Sc bill uOfgre iprite &lasies glrz
be,oe unoer nlIe SmtGnoigbcoer, % bar
urnoct ct uomErfet gfapu pan 8rlmo al De-
res LANCE &arigbeO. 3be @aroer Suibneu
& 0lci*ner Company, meO 9opeOtpnIor
Gb:cagp. iobriterer oi8ie Maitiuer. 2ette
6irna bar uRret / 5orr tlir9 ODER 40 Nar
% cr t"efleuot pper beIe Serbcu for bets ar
lige o9 liberale acknowledgements al 8uns
oerne. Som 6pIge beraf er bet o. en- 5ors
uDtelie at aubeiale bette 5irma. StrIo til
8~ompaniet eiter bets interesiaute pamphlet,
i boiltctiombeIit SprpG Der Oil tlpe iluot
til enbper gratis.
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06
Sieuorcpet.

6jenorcuct. "Spues bu itle, a
Or. Sauien er bteuen sammet o9 itr@
beli9? aarere bar tuset boarot pot
ham,"
"Sta, ieg Tan life iise bet. Sea ignts
at ban for i'm Nloer enbnu itrjUr'me
get trafti9e Ge9uinger."
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06
@upstieucdcr.
esen asnsaa otter arsfsIsiabes.

s ptu 6rrite q. G. g 9trie ON 6crmio'
tnatu Guosileneiie uieS Niteradua.
aieradu8sonweloelie 9rreda Gttcn al 3
/ ajrteaS NaicmcHi.
cpnoogSFple mmiohelbart citcr Cubs
iltlciteg.
GptWocfrreninQcu mrNcr TprSnaq otter
~ 0lda al. Q hos Mrs Tauto See.
StrIe (, 9irltrS Soitnlsut Seroa9 Scr.
mipoaa fra 81 3 I'll IL
5ecorab Weui8bebS Sirie inBcn @noS'
ticncite.
SrnoagSliole 81 12.
Sen cuaelite SonirmauttIasl mreer 2irs'
haa Gltcrmieoaa al ].
Sen norIte ar~ufrmouttlasie rtpoer EuS
hna G'tcrmh. al !.
The Christian Endeavor Society siGnfr
Srnene Gften al. 6iz,
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06
Gin Waler

bar oite pOet lib og Matcy ale unOer do'
IB8 paa at iremtl.oe Ell u8 5arOc, % Aar
enoo8 maattet ~ til Bru3cH al alIereot
blnnoet WaIlrg TT boi5 Scitaup0eIe bait
Inlet tlrnoCr, iom TgI0e al &GuiteIl8lecta
oeo at Iaoe Ell arUetoue uteO lvsSoot
3ette Coen fan u~no9aacs oeo SrH8sl al
MatICnll NeaO NnrnpanlcS
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06

GeiciteTen.... "Sfuloe Sc 'rnn
biRlpe mig meo bette 2aln, iaa 9iGr
oct ~iu0reit muliat, tbt ies ijOOcr paa
@lpoer, % bcIItr life benz bar Ieg Ogtalt.
3ercs ben9lpne Flmpemcicr".
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06
Streng Crbenslauos. 8o(itimeit

Sfreil8 Irpellslail0s. Folltlmelte
rem It'll ben for 9pueri a~ntlaseoe) :
"Saiaa, De paaitaar, at BET fun bar
for at title 9eres Sun9er, at De sioroe
Snbbruo i MabbOoen. Men be Itiol
10 psiau ct Iar Stsuler. Oct par bel
life Weninsen at ipiie oem?"
"gtei, men ies ipntes bet bar / bgieIte
Grab uoroentli9 at f~oruare Stpuler
btanbt Waouarerne = % Iaa...."
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06

Mtessers Veterinary Ointment for
Scrat9ss, Sails, @reaie Seel, Gons
tracteb Spois p.i.o. 9. Stranos Drug
Store % q. GnSbretipns 9rus Stpre.
(2)
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06

The Luther College Alumni AS
ISOLATION will hold its regular annual
meeting on "Wednesday June 18th, at
2 p. NJ, in the College Chapel, De-
corah, la. Gisle Bothne,
Pres't. L. G, Alumni Ass.
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06
0ooe % biAiae Sraler

for minbre eno baIp |ris, fra $25 til $50;
liot brugte men | f%uloit9nois apo Sroeu.
2iasiua me Sr9ler, 8,anoer os ale Sla9s
miitalIte Suitrimenter til bilisite Triier.
Strip efter aataIpg I'll
s. Z. Soft
40.2 GA G'Srieut Ct, Ct. 8aul, YSirr.
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06

BRIG Der. gu9le & Born @ooo
Oil eminent for Sp6opnin9 U9 6or-
itr9fnins. 5aaes
s. :. stranS & Cos SFHs st0rss.
(0l
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06
Smifes!
Seite meo Senipat (Spavin)
GOresie: Box 9i5,
DecOrah, =.
40.19.2

4ipGrget. 99reriuoen: "Gu sr en-
bra Gut, cans, netop iaaoun en-, Tom
ies ipnes pm."
"9et slaber mig al bsre, SRI. Suu.
fen, me enbnu fan jes life forisrse Ell
Gone."
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06
Rene 8lD.0piot
Siutiua Sotore.

Elsie 1tnt3 err Ell 8lauoing AZ inioIGio8
rene 6aroer anbra9te / irnaa aanOer, o. Na,
leoe5 tdbereot, q. ct BuHo pil larUc2> tth0
fnl0ltTNoil rem BIN ulot I'll Den pad 'll'
ben bite 5urpe, Eaa oenne Waaoc M Oil
faa BE- bcoite Wtnltno / Screen, lorol GEL"
laOet al be beoite 9Foterlaller
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06

Seflig. "8leu Stuoeuten f~Ornar'
met, ba bu praientereoe Regninsen9"
Ipurete Strabbsrmelteren fin npe giier'
gut.
"2pertimpb, ban bar iarbeles fore.
iommenbs 90 bab mig fontme i9ien."
Decorah-posten., 1893-06-06
V~nlonVnoi9 rfn
SlDs6 piot

oa rene 5aruer. 5orian9 Ell a re Sraaos
al BIpbpiot, ipm err 5tauo0ro, Iaoc1 pau
ben 9amle tpite Waaoe % Cr tlcnot 'oF u
pore aloele5 rem:
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
.run, Pun, punr

Grace Greenwood saws OF John Hall,
the once famous New Hampshire Sem
ator, in her '.Reminiscences Of Waa1i-
ington," that he was no respecter of
persons Not even the thunder of
Webster's solemn periods. nor the
lightning flash of Clays Sarcasm could
appan him.
One hot afternoon, when ] had not
been to the Capitol, he dropped in, and
remarked, wearily:
webster made a. speech this morn
ing"
..Ah, what have lostv' exclaimed.
''Do tell me SO mething about it,
''We.l, the old man was not at his
best exactly. 1t was something like
this"
He assn ned the attitude of the
great expounder'' when speaking,
and using his characteristic gestures,
and even counterfeiting his voice and
infections, h. gave a really wonderful
Imitation. Yet he said absolutely
nothing but Puff. puff, puff. puT!''
in those deep. sonorous tones which
were so familiar and so impressive.
laughed. yet felt that there was
something almost profane in that bit
of burl sque.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
An original Compo.itIon.

An Original Composition
Teacher-Are any of your compost
tions readyp
Little GIrl-Mine is
us it an original composition?"
"Yes'm."
Does it tell of your own expert
"Yes'm"
Very we'll You may read it"
al went to wedding and "a funeral.
an the bride looked lovely an the
corpse looked natural"
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
sfcnagericai.

''Oh, yes, Mrs Stetson, is n very
charming woman, and the newspapers
say that when she is not on the st ge
she spends her time in great content-
ment among her birds and animals,
of which she has a perfect menagerie.
"Ah?-in luding, / suppose, that
superb bear, her husband.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
A Good Test.

Bishop-How are you succeeding
here?
Struggling Pastor-The standard of
morality is rising gradually.
81 am glad to hear that
"Yes, am no longer obliged to de-
mand cash in advance"
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
Work va P's"surc'

Landsman-You say that handsome
craft is a fishing boat How can you
distinguish such beautiful vessel
from pleasure yaeht'
Boatrnan-Easy 'nough. A pleasure
craft ALWAYS has sails enough to rpst-t
'er. an ballast enough to sink 'er.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
Ex,d ence of STYLE.

Mrs. MeCorkle-Your husband Is
very stylish man, understand.
Mrs. McCrackle-What makes you
understand that?
II hear that he seldom gets home
until in the morning."
''How does that make him stylish?".
alt shows he's the latest out"
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
An Ounce of Prevention.

Riley-Sure an now Flannigan's
brave mon.
o'Rourke-Phwat makes yez think
thot?
R.-Yisterday he previnted mon
from committing suicide.
O'R.-How was thot?
R.-Sure, he shot him dead j;st as he
wor in the act.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
A Clear Case of punco.

Cook-I spent $40 to-day winning and
dining a fellow who palmed himself
off on me as reporter, only TO find
that had been swindled.
Baker-N hat makes you doubt that
he is a reporter?
Cook-.Iust before he left he con-
fessed to me that he was q member Of
the Press Club.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
A nc.lrnhlc NeIrI@sr.

Cholly-I am tired of letting paw
support me and I've made up my mind
to become independent of him, don't
you know.
Miss Bullion-I think that very
noble ambition.
Cholly-Yaas I've determined to
settle down and marry some nice rich
girl like you. don't you know.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
Money saved. Money Earned.

Mrs. Clilnber-My dear, Mrs High
up has had her portrait painted by
ce ebrated ar ist. and 1 haven had a
thing but common, ordinary, every
day photographs to show.
Husband ia wise nian)-Huh! The
idea OF. advertising to the whole world
that her complexion is SO bad that it
w0n't stand the camera
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
Tho Accommodating lightning.

''Humph!" said the lightning, as he
flashed through the skies Whats
that sign on that country house,
(Reads.) $40 rent Ali III take the
hint.
And he did so.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
Gave Him a Cold.

Doctor-How did you take such
co d?
Chappie-I don't know. weally. l
haven I stirred from the fire for week,
don y know. But, bah Jove, now
| wemember! Yesterday awiternoon
me man wead me an article in the
papah about Peary's preparations fob
his next Awtic eNpe edition.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
Where They Went

Carruthers lin Waite's den)-That's
very pretty desk you have there, but
don't see any pigeon-holes for bills
and the like
Waite-No; but you'll observe a very
pretty waste b. sket to the left.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
Convenient Husbands.

Heiress-What kind of man should
a society woman marry?
Philosopher newspaper man, by
all means
Dear me, Why?'
Because he'll never be at home
e 'ough to know that you are always
aw v from home.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
uuxrrle, of Life,

Miss Upman-You will have to in
crease my allowance for servants
wages. my dear.
Mr.. Upman-What for?
Mrs upman-our butler wants
valet. and my waiting maid wants a
waitng maid.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
City Gadder~.

Aunt Hilda-Well, it do beat ALL
These city people are the worst gad-
ders | ever heard on.
Mrs Meadow-You have a niece
there. haven't YOU
Aunt Hilda-Yes, and her card says
she's never at home, 'cepting Thurs
days
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
A Case of Absent Nrindedne

Alsent-minded Professor-Confound
these cigars. They don't appear to
draw at alL-Puck.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
CHURCHES.

". E. CHURcH AT Ll-saE-Serviccs held as
follows: Preaching every Sunday At II a. m. and
p. M. Sunday School at s;B a m. Prayer
mestin- Thursday evening; at : ~. y. z. ). Z. 4.
meets every Tuesday evening at 40.
REy. W. |. TAILOR. Pastor.
CHRISTIAN CHuRcH At LAsAR-Sunday School
eyery Sunday at ~ a. m. Social meeting and
Bible reAdina at 10 rs a. M
NsI yuLEI SUSpAy-scHooL-A; May Valley
School House At so'elock > Every one cor
diAlly invited 70 attend.
GxASADA Meets at the u. z.
Church IN Granada every sunday At 20 o'clock
p. M Everybody invited TO attend
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
A Noble Ambition.

Mr.. Binks-That woman we just
passed Is the incest neighbor l ever
had.
Friend-Neighbor? Why, she didn
SO much as glance at you
Mrs. Binks-That's wha. like about
her.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
TO MAKE YOU LAUGH.
SAYINGS AND DOINGS BY THE
BEST HUMORISTS.

Lesson in the English LanguAge-sad
Predic.ment of an Absent Minded
Mana Various Assortment of Per
tincnt RepArtee.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
Low TO BE HEALTHY
AND HAPPY.

Don't work gi days in year. Get out into
the sunshine Take a vacation once In a while.
II too busy to LAY or last summer. buy an
excursion ticket at once, via Santa fe Route, to
Las Vegas Hot Springs, New Mexico, and stop a
week or more at Nontezuma Hotel. Hot baths,
burro riding, sunshiny days. and hunting in the
mountains September climate lasts all winter.
For copy OF illustrated pamphlet. address q.
7. Nieholson. @. p. 7. A., A. I. & $. +. r. r.,
Topeka. Kansas.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22

How do you know there WON'T"
Cause I've got an accident insur-
ance policy"
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
SECRET SOCIETIES.

l. O. o. F.-LANAR LopoE No. 50 meets ever,
Tuesday. at p. m. All members of this lodg,
snd % an visiting brothers of the order are cordi-
W. 7. HEaroS. Sec
A. T. 4 &A.M.-L.NsE LopsE, U. D.. meets on
the nrst and third Saturday evening Of each
month.
c. &. GooDALE, W. NJ.
wooDMES OF THE CAMP
at 5 p. IN. Visiting neighbors are always well
come GEo T. HERBERT " O.
E, E. PIKE, Clerk. V -
g. A: R--Kir Carson Posr No. 20 meets on the
second and fourth Ihur-day in every month at
?. m All comrades are invited TO come into
d. Z. coorKE. Adj.
VIZ. C.-THE wonEx's RE1.Ir-r Conps meets
II ehe Odd Follows hall at 3 p. m. on the second
and fourth Thursday q each month.
MKs. D. Z. COOPER. sec.
The L..ssR FIKE DEPARTMENT meets at tho
Tuesday in each month a p; m.
jon T. LAwLEs-. Sec. ~'''''
o. NJ; A--ALEH,SpER RKnN No. 90 meets
every Monday AZ y. m Visiting members
cordially invited to attend.
GRANADA SOCIETIES.
A. F. A. M.-GRASAps LoDoE No. Y meets
Saturday nights on OF before each full moon
and two week thereafter.
c. l. HurcuIss. W. NJ.
c. L. McPHEKsoS, soe'y.
I. o. o. F.-GrtSapA LopoE No. IS meets ey-
cry Saturday night
WV. aeKEszE. N.G.
FEASK LEE. sce'y.
G. A. R.-PRocroR Po-r No. f7 meets on the
l list and ard Tuesdays of each month at the Ma
sonie hall All oomrad4-s invited to attend.
NJ. F. DICKINSON, Com.
d. ". RoBINsoS. Adj.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22

l. Q. o. F.-LASAR LopoE No. 50 meets ever,
Tuesday. q; 2. m. All members of this lodg,
ally invited 10 attcud. w T. CApE n G.
W. =. HKATox. sec.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
No Hurry.

Eaton Saltzer Where are those
oysters ordered on the half shell?
Waiter--Don't get impatient sab;
we're drefiie shot ON shells, hut yo're
next
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
How Those Girls Love on. Anothcr

swell, Maud, l hear you are en-
gagged to Jack
'.Yes."
ssWell. congrat late you, He .waa
about the incest iance ever had" y
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
That song.

That song.
Futlites-How came thntAeEasy mob
to treat Wing so savagelyS
Flies-Why, he sang 'i'as she Man
that Wrote Ta-ra-ra BoaiI.-de-aye."
Futlites-Was his singing so execra-
BILE?
Flies-No; but the gawks took him
seriously.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
Safety Assured.

Old Lady-Oh, always get so ner-
vous on ra llroad. Don't you think
we're goin' at an awful rate?
MIR. ilIuck-Y-es; but You needn't
worry, mum; there won't be any acci-
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22

A great opening for PIC balss ry.-
Judge.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22

o. NJ. A.--ALE1ASpER REALM No. 90 meets
every Monday At .. m Visiting members
cordially invited to attend.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22

| THE LtasR FIRE DEPAErxESr meets at tho
Office OF Assistant Chief Parrnenter on the frs,
Tuesday in each month at .. M.
| FRED SCHMIDT. Chief
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22
-GRANADA socIErIEs.

G. A. R--PRocroR PosI No. I7 meets on the
/ list and 2rd Tuesdays Of each month at the Ma
soaie hall. All comrades invited to attend
NJ. F. DICKINSON, Com.
%. ". ROHrNsox Adj.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22

.Sos 5 and are through trains
W. E. cADE. Agent
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22

g. R.-Kir CARsox Posr No. 30 meets on the
second and fourth Thursday in every month at
sp- m All comrades sr- invited TO come into
camp. {. G. GoopAIE, Com.
The Lamar register., 1893-07-22

! ". r. C.-THE MONEYS RELIEF ConPs meets
| at tle Odd Follows hall at ; D. m. on the second
/ and fourth Thursday Of each month.
Mas. ". c. GOULD, Pres
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-11-15
PROTECTS THE PRESIDENT.
A Mounted Guard Attends MT. Cleveland
 When Ho Goes Out.

NEW YORK, Nov. 15.-The Sun today prints story from Washington which states that President Cleveland, when he rides out, is attended by n mounted body guard. The article continues;
 1.-The escort in question. n fine. muscular looking man on horseback, could not prop erly be called an outrider, as he followed the presidents brougham instead of riding ahead to clear the way. There was a set look on the countenance of the individual. who never took his eyes off the carriage until the chief executive was safely within the portals of the White House
 When the horses dashed through the gates, the guard was close upon the neat looking brougham which contained rover Cleveland, and it was noticed that as they approached the portico the horseman rode up beside the carriage and hurriedly dis mounted before the door was opened.
 The mysterious man stood beside the president when he alighted, and a keen pair of dark eyes scanned every face in the group of idlers which always congregates to witness the arrival of the president. As the latter was lost to sight in the vestibule the somewhat mysterious person breathed n sigh of relief and strode across the porti- co, shrugging his shoulders and clinking the spurs attached to his heavy riding boots.
 The man thus chosen To guard the presi- dent is Mir. Benjlm T. Rhodes, a we'll known detective of the police force, who has been detailed as a bOdyguard for the president ever since the tragic death of Carter Harrison. Mir, Rhodes goes out ev- cry cabinet day to escort his oh arge to the city and follows the carriage closely when business is finished for the day. The de tective wears plain citizens clothes, and there is nothing in his appearance to indi- cate the nature of his mission.