Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-08
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ne discovers an Unexpected Trait in ssls,
Ennuie.


der dey Is tofrowbrods like Miss Fannie,
dey Is all queer Sew ] was tcllln yer bout
dc mug wot is stuck on Miss Fannie squanu
ITSELF wild rs w'iskels, Miss fannlo's faddor
dat ielly' r. n torrowhrsl, an now at
e Sc al square wild Us w'isktrs e Is maxim
up Ter lost time round our way. OATS
right Say, ] was goin ter tell ylr 'bout
how queer womin is. but guess I'm gettiu
er little loony moself. all along wild do
same game. II yusnsee amy er me old gunp
don't put dem on 20 de way Chimmie Hrd.
den lost rs grip. c0usc doy'd string DO life
outer me, an ! couldn't kid dem back, oil
along wild womin bein 50 Quecr Secg
well, ware was / ati De mug wot
squared ITSELF wild Is w'skcrsl OATS
right was tellin yer bout 'is bein mp ten
our house all dc time now. Well, de funny
ting erbout il Is dat now dot e ~ hnck an
ev'ryt'ing Is mp tc delimitw wild Mis- Fannie,
she amt brcakin Ter neck no morc bout no
orphans, nor no kidsin hospitals wild crook.
ell legs, nor no old wonln wet mint got nc
good grub, nor no Bibles In dc slums. Sect
"Say, amt dat kinder queerl Yuse
would tinli dat now dat things b. comm 'oi
way more dan enough she'd be t'inkin bout
de duad ducis an dinky- backed Kids, an old
womin outer work, wot amt got uothid
comm derc way 'cept dc winter, an de land.
lord, an De measles, and dose things OATS
right, ain'titg
"Say. / was or farmer ter tink 80 Won
In "a queer an dc mort yuge pink or bout
dcre game dc more.of farmer yuse get till
yuso can't zee fer &c haysccd hillin outer
yer hair. OATS straight
"Lcmmo tell ye. was snyin &c dc Ouch
esH dat was paralyzod cause Miss Famii
quit dc slums and things like dat ~ soon as
de mug wot Is 'er folly comes back. he
Duchess she snys ter me, she alys, In dat
form French dago wot she talks English en-,
ye know, says she, 'Chimmie,' she says,
'yuso are little heather fool, an don't
know wot love T., says She Seer
Duchess says I, putin nc arm round
Ter waist ware wp was sittin one night when
she WA waltn for Miss Fannie TO come
home, snys !, tell me wot II S. says /. like
dat Seer
"Dcn she says dat love "a wot made Miss
Fannie go inter der slums, an love was wos
makes Ter forget the Glums.
Did yuso ever her such tail, like dat
Say, she must take me fer or worse gillid
dun ! am, IN dots wat was sayln ter 'ci
when In ware we was sittin walks dut mug
/ was tellin We Of wot hyes us Walkers
shirts and things like dat, wot dey calls is
w'lskcrs' valley
Say, I'll slug dc head often dat valley
some day, SURF.
"W'en e comes IN dc Duchess she chascs
me Co dc odder side do room an hpgins gut.
tin guy an giyin mo dc laugh, IAN jollyiu up
dat valley till | was near dead wild not
KNOWN wcdder was In il or not. eDeP
"W'on she'd give me de laugh and jollied
dat valley til I'd been on mo base il I'd
hung round dero amy longer, chased me,
self out TO dc barn un pe.yRed de coachman's
kid IN dc mout FUR atriugin me on bcin
cooked.
We'll had me buttons OIL, an was
rugged up In me new dude harness wot Miss
Fannie gives me Ter mcself de day after
helped square 'or foley wild us w'iskers no
do club, an gets tired peggin de kid, an
gets tired OF everything, so goes out on dc
avenue fer walk. Nuse never seed me In
dat harness, did YEP Say, il would Kill 20
dead 20 SEQ mo In Il. look like actor,
surem
"As / was tellin ye, / went ont on de
street, IN who de sc tink / ncetsf Miss
Fannlos fellcy a-comin away from dahoiso
ware cd fetched Miss Funnic an 'is wills.
kcrs from do t'cater doy'd been tor 'lsnHmc
IS Burton, but dey calls I'm Hal, cause N
front name IS Harry, an e was w'istlin
Ike 'cr Kid wen ~ ncos mo an says, says e,
'Hcllo, Cbimmie,' g says, out Ter do nirP
says e.
Pm going to wet me new harness.
says.
Den o Taught, sn says, says e, Here's
something 20 wet dem wild, % says, an
gives me a PUNK
II pockets dc PUNK won % pipes mo OF
ies' under dc 'leotrio light, an % says, kind
or jollying me, says e, Yer OIL yer feed,
Chimmic, e says volts ailin yep
Say, down ware / was raised wese don't
20 chnsin roun tellin Wen wcSe gets dc geii,
fer ye'd only got dc laugh fer II. Sce' But
e was kinder jolly wild Is sway and was
kinder loorey, guess, so tells i'm how
was outer de game wild de Duchess, and o
didn't give iae dc laugh ert'all.
"'E taut err VILE; den % says, rays %,
Amt der Anodder Duchess In de hous0P o
says.
"'Dore Is a little chip says, 'wot dusts
de rooms and things Ike dat, ! says, mean
In one or de help what bad been kinder
jullyin me. 'But she amt me size, si,ys l.
Never mind desige says K. Jos yusc
Jelly 'or termorrow, and Ice de Duchess see
~ ne"4At NA map WIN SHHiN 9AF Way
guess, says e,
Say wot / wants 20 know IS how q
could know dat. Seeg
"But lcmme tell go DE next day ! meets
de chip iD3' rs ! seed de Duchess or comm
long de hall, an 1 begins iollyin 'er up 20 dc
limit like do mug-Mr Burton, | mean
had put me on to. Seer
Say ye'd a died II ye'd seed de Duchess
She told &c chip 90 chase 'erself 70 de
housekeeper, an den she Sung me long
song an dance bout me bein or liirt an things
like dat wo5 dey talks orbout out on top
or de stage an says, says she, trowiu 'erself
on mo shoulder, she says, 'Chimmc, yuse
have broken ma heart says she. Dat's
straight. Sure
But walt til I tell ye Jss' den dat
valley comes chasin ITSELF along, M w0t
do ypse t'ink dat Duchess doneY Say, she
gives I'm er slap in der Jaw an gives me
a kisi
Now, wot tell does dose things meant
Dat mug Mr.. Burton, omuEt know, cause
'eput me onter DO game But . chascd
'isaclf all over form part te find out, was
tiinkin
'De next time seed i'm tella i'm dat
an . laughs and says, says e, form travel
don't help, q says. II took ypse 10 square
me, an Il took me 20 square yuse, e RyA
'Womin Is queer ware ever dey be-, says u,
an ] tinks dry ls "--Ncw York Sun.
lie Led the Way.
cobble-so You called on Miss Palisade