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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
She Was Accommodating.

The Old Friend-I hear you are en-
gagged, Fanny Can it be possible you
are going to marry that young Fid-
dleback? The Heiress-Oh, no. He
asked me as favor to become en-.
gagged to him for few weeks to
help out his credit. Exchange.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
Should Do His Rest

Not long ago, Queen Victoria
"lsned TO make up a marriage be-
tween lady and gentleman of her
court. The former proved rebel to
the royal advice, quoting St Paul's
famous words: 'He who marries
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
A Better Medium.

"Do you use the telephone much,
Mr.. Bellefeld? "No, Miss Franks
town. l don't. Why do you ask?" ~
should think you would be very sue
cessful as telephone conversation.
alist." MAY ask why?" because
you talk SO much through your hat"
Pittsburgh Chronicle.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
Admitting Him,

Van Arndt-And do you really
think you could support us in the
style to which l have been &C
customed? Her Father-I really
think so. Van A.--Then you may
become my father-in-law. - Kate
Fields Washington.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
In Chicago Style.

Mr.. Redhot (of Fire Island)-Ihave
come to confess nv love and to ask
you to be the partner OF my joys and
sorrows. Miss Lakemich-All right;
but-er-we don't know each other
very well; suppose we make it liml-
ted2-Judge,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
In Naples.

A traveller visiting Naples recently
had his attention called to a placard
posted on the door of a little shop in
the Via Toledo, informing. the public
that 1.-The title of duke is offered for
sale-inquire within. "-Arg0naut
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
Kind.

Mrs Tompkins-What would you
think of me if l dined at a club every
other evening Tompkins-I should
wonder how you manage to endure
the intermediate meals at home
Truth.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27

Dusty Rholes-I stopped to see if
you would give me the recipe yoa use
Tor mince pies. Mrs. Dogood-The
idea! What do you want of it?
Dusty Rhodes-Fitz William tried to
make me believe you used three cups
or Portland cement to one of mo-
lasses; and l said you die Puck.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
Reassuring,

He-I shall never marry until 1
meet woman who is my direct Cd.
posite. She (encouragingly)-Well,
Mr.. Duffer, there are numbers d
bright, intelligent girls in this neigh
bOrhoOd. -Tit-Bits
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
Quite the Contrary,

SIS this cake very rich?" asked the
guest, as his hostess passed him some
OF her own make" mo: it's ex-
ceedingly poor" said his host who
was out OF sorts that night. Truth.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
All Arranged.

Little Dick-Johnny Wheeler has
got new bicycle. Father-Another?
What in creation is he going to do
with the old one? Little Dick-He's
goin' to sell it to me soon as you give
me the money.-Exchange.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
Cnappetizinv,

Jinks-l can't understand how ship
wrecked sailors ever starve to death.
F1lkins-Why not? Jinks-Because
l just came over from Liverpool and
never once felt the least desire to
eat Puck.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
To Keep Away.

Hayrick-Ihere seems to be dread.
full lot of sickness in Chicago this
summer Mrs Hayrick-Who told
you? Hayrick-Elder Hardscrabble.
He had letter. from his rich rela-
tives there to that effect -Exchange.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
Knew His Penchant,

The Milkmaid-Thc COW butted
Mr.. Cityman yesterday. The Other
Girl-Dear me! She must have
known how fond he was of milk
punches Truth.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
A Change.

Starvling-We've got a French
cook at our boarding house now.
Dumpiing-Notice any difference?
Starvling-Yes; the hash is served up
us soup Puck.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
Kind, Indeed.

Collector (angriiy)-Do you intend
to pay this bill next week or never.
sir? Trotter-Well, since you offer
me a choice say: Never" Really
very kind OF you. Good-day.-Truth.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
A Fine Subsfituta

OKief-Rats! Here Pm all ready
to start fishing and / find l forgot to
fetch sinker McKell-Why don't
you use one OF the biscuits in the
lunch basket?-Exchange
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
\ Sinecuro.

Hey, Jimmie. dom yer wish yer
rad the snap l got? Thet dude from
The city is givin' me two dollars er
day ter carry his game for i'm an he
can't hit Their side of a house. -
Judge
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
Not Her Fault.

New York Girl-You understand
French, do you not? Vassar Girl
Yes; but l don't understand why the
French don't understand their own
language. Once a Week.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
How Thosc Girls Love One Another.

Ethel-Yes, I'll accept him if he
proposes. But don't tell him So
Maud-Of course not. I don't want
to put stumbling block in the way
OF his proposing Truth.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
LET Us ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM THE PENS OF
VARIOUS HUMORISTS.

Pleasant Incidents Occurring tho World
Over-sayings that Are Cheerful to the
Old or Young-Funny Selections that
Everybody VIII Enjoy Reading.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
Nothing Gained.

Miss Pinkerly-I hear, Mr. Tutter,
that you wrote Miss Pan Handle a
poem on her convalescence. BY the
way how is she getting on? Tutter
Il understand that she has had a
relapse Exchange.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
Furnishing the Kitchen.

EW women are
strong enough to
keep a floor prop
erl y scrubbed,
and a carpet, alb
sOrbing the Odors
and greases Of
cooking, is. an
aDO M i n a t on;
therefore, it is a
good plan to buy
brown Oil-clOth
for the kitchen
moor, as it shows
wear less readily
than other colors
and blends better
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
One Woman's Way.

"You don't know what a disagree
able things Mrs. Preacher said about
you yesterday" exclaimed one friend
to another.
81 don't want to KNOW" answered
the other quickly.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
.8Obbio's Discovery.

Bobbie-Last night when Mr..
Wensdinyte was calling on sister
CARA l went into the room suddenly.
His Father-And what did you find
out? Bobbie-The gas-Exchange.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
She Knew,

Rosalie-What makes you think
he Is in love with you? Violet-The
first time he called he left his gloves,
the second time his cane and last
night he forgot his hat.-Vogue.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
A Valid Excuse.

1zzard-Hello. old man! back from
the Worlds Fair? Thought you
weren't going. Bixby - Well I
changed my mind. You see wanted
some new excuse to stand off my
creditors for a few weeks
dence Journal
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
,DOINGS OF WOMEN.
NOTES AND GOSSIP ABOUT FEM.
mime AFFAIRS.

Sacrifice Is the Predominating Element in
. Mothers Nature Bostonese in the
Swim-How to Furnish the Kite hen-Wo-
man Suffrage in New York.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
Too General.

Cleverton-What do you think of
1t, old man? consider that one of
the best cigars in the market Dash.
away-What market?-
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27

Reuben-Oh, Raj, does yo' usin'
lem Boston garters TO- to hold yo'
socks up? Razberry-No, indeed.
Reuben = What does yo' do den?
Razbcrry-1 doan wear no socks
Judge.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27

doeth we'll: but he who docs not
marry doeth still better" my
child. said the Queen, ''be content
in doing we'll; let those who can do
hetter"
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
How Those Girls Love One Another

"Charley proposed to me last night
and l accepted him." why, he
proposed to me yesterday" "Indeed!
Well. he did it so prettily that was
sure he had rehearsed several times"
Truth.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
The Mothers Nature.

Sacrifice appears to lie the FREEDOM
mating element in a mothers nature
She is willing to deprive herself of
actual necessities for the sake of Civ
ing to her children, and when taxed
by others with the too great self de.
NAL will plead as her excuse that it
Is for the children. Parents save and
skimp themselves of many comforts.
They toll from morning until night
with but one object in view-the fu-
ture happiness Of the sons and
daughters God has given them. but in
how many cases does their sacrifice
result in fostering in the hearts and
minds OF those for whom they slave
u selflshness that causes them to ac-
cept all that Is done for them as their
dues and complain because greater
favors are not in the power of the pa
rents to bestOw. We know how the
great mother heart has no
boundary in its loving de-
sires and earnest wishes for
life's best gifts to be showered upon
the children that lisp her name; but,
after all, is this continual subjuga-
ton Of self the best training for
those that in time are to be turned
loose upon the world and fght there
the battle for daily bread and earthly
preference? The children who have
been accustomed to get all that they
desired, even though they crippled
the purse Of father and mother in the
accomplishment OF their wishes, will
find that the great world is not so
willing to bend to their slightest
within, and strangers are not prone to
give up the best places and greatest
good to them as father and mother
have always done. Life will be much
harder for them if they have been
spoiled at home, and the selfish ma.
ture which has been encouraged
there will materially work against
them when they come in contact with
all sorts and conditions of men. Re.
member this, all We dear kind hearted
fathers and mothers, when you next
feel tempted to forego some personal
benefit and plead that the sacrifice is
made for the sake Of the children.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27
Always Knew 1t.

"They say that Mrs Bones is get
ting divorce" ION what grounds?"
''She says that Bjones cannot support
her," 81 always thought that wo-
man unsupportable. - Harper's
Bazaar
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27

Mr.. Murphy Gas ne gazes at sun.
dial near Illinois Building)-Faith,
an thot must be wan O. thin tonne
tables OF heerd tell av.-World's Fai,
Puck.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27

SO FAR no one has ever made the
blunder OF painting a Cupid to look
as II he had any sense,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27

THE more beautiful the woman a
man marries, the more it costs to
support her.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-27

odd he propose u you?" Eyes. ="
WAS he in earnest:" HE must
have been. He asked me how rich
my father was. Truth.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07
MUSIC AND DRAMA.

The Beckwith estate of Dowagiac,
Mich, has erected q memorial sheateI
| in that city at cost of about 500, 900.
The noted tenor, Van Dyck, has writ.
ten a comedy entitled "Matteo Fal.
cone" which will soon be produced in
Vienna.
Emperor Francis Joseph, of Austria
! will confer the honor of the gold medal
| of Litteris ct Artibus upon Pictro Mas
| cagni.
Wemyss Henderson VIII go to Europe
in search of novelties for David Hender-
sons American Extravaganza company.
Xaver Scharwenka has finished his
opera, ''Mataswintha," the first prodrc-
ton OF which will be given in Munich
in the fall of 1895.
John G.. Bell will hereafter be known
professionally as John G. Belden. Mr.
Belden is the comedian with the Digby
Bell Opera company.
Most authors find difficulty in select
ing names for their characters. Charles
Dickens walked the streets of London,
studying the signs over the shops.
The Metropolitan opera suse in New
York is stih in the same position it was
after the fire, and its future is uncer-
tain owing to lack of concerted action
by the stockholders.
Mansfield, who is everything else,
has now become dramatic Demos
themes. He played seventeen times, in
two weeks, at Philadelphia, and deliv-
cred seventeen classical orations before
the curtain.
The warfare against the wearing of
now in Boston, and the heavy artillery
is being brought oat. One newspaper
says that 20 wear such a hat at the
theater is distinct mark OF i'll breed
ing.
Nine. Dase, the Italian actress soon
TO appear, In New York, hes fifty per
cent. OF the gross receipts for her
services and is only to play four times
week She will have to do very large
business to keep the Resented Bros
from losing.
Stnars Robson is a real-estate specu-
istor. A year or two ego be purchased
several lots in Denver and last week
SOLD them az a profit of $4,000. Mr..
Robson Is the owner of real estate in
New York, Chicago and Boston, and is
constantly on the lookout for a good
investment in this kind of property.
Miss Eleanor Calhoun, who has
joined Coquelin as leading lady in his
new plays for this season, is descend
ant of John c. Calhoun. Miss Calhoun
had previously been a member of
Coquelin's company and is probably
the only American actress who ever
learned French well enough to be mis-
taken by an audience for a native
French woman, as she was She is
California woman.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07
SORElY AFFLICTED.
An amusing Story That Is Circulate
Cencernisg NDe. Patti.

An Amusing Story That Is Circulated
Concerning HDe. Patti.
An anecdote has been travelling round
the circles Of the Black Bay which has
created ripples OF merriment whenever
1t was told It appears while Nine.
Patti was over here aud was suffering
from the bereavement Of her dear dog.
at the same hotel there sojourned Mrs
Iyasagi and her little daughter. who
had just returned from a trip TO Cali
fornis- and who were waiting for their
house to be put in order. The great
diva was nervous and anxious. the loss
of her favorite having played havoc
with her nerves, and she thought that
the romping and merriment of the lit
tie girl in the next suite of rooms was
particularly trying on her sensitive
temperament
Accordingly her maid presented her
self at Mrs Iyasagis door. and. present
ing madame's compliments, requested,
If possible, to restrain the young lady
from being more lively than necessary.
Madame says" she added. ''the death
OF her dog is a very great sorrow 20
her; she has not gotten over il vet, and
if she gets too excited she could not
sing"
The message was received with all
the grace such neighborly messages are
usually received with, and was subse-
quently related 10 the young lady per-
sonally concerned in the matter. She
listened, pouted prettily and then said:
"Oh, mamma! will you send up and tell
Nine. Patti not to sing so much, be-
cause my alligator is sick. and II he
dies I'll be ever SO much worried over
it." 1t has not transpired whether the
appeal ever reached the diva--RostUn
Globe.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07
HORSES AND HORSEMEN.

Among all the colts and FLIES bJ
Rupee OIL, pacing) there is not sin
gle PAGER nor even a mixed-gaited one
The old PAGER Dallas, with record
Of 2:11H at that style of going, will be
campaigned as trotter during the com,
ing season.
The widow Of Tom Challoner, the
famous English jockey, manages a
horse training establishment at New
under her control.
C. J. Hamiin has another prize in the
fny Grace Hamlin, which promises 20
become as fast and game a horse as her
brother, Prince Regent, who has rec
ord Of 2;I6A.
Yo FL Rey, on which Chris Smith is said
TO have secured al option for SIS, 900,
died recently at Theodore Winters
ranch In Nevada
w. L. Simons, of Lexington, KY, has
sold TO George w. LeaVitt, of Boston,
the @yeax-old roam colt Miclkie, by jaw
Bird, dam Irish Mag, by George
WAKES, LUZ SOsVSU. lie IOtOSC HdI
in lib as yearling and is remarkably
promising.
Ten Broeck's ten-Inilc race at Louis
vile. making the record of 7:15M, has
never been knocked down. Marigold
tried for IL, but could do no better than
7:20A. However, that was worth S2,-
500 to the mare, as it lowered the Pa
cSlc coast record.
Robert Bonner has notified D. B. An
de~son. of Franklin, o., who is the OWL
or of the speedy Nightingale, 2:13H,
that his offer of $4,000 for any horse
that trots in 2:O5 or better to AN old
style susky on any of the grand circuit
tracks in 1898 is open TO Nightingale or
any other trotter in the world.
Malcolm Forbes, of Boston, paid s4s,-
900 for Nancy Hanks, and she won $685.
900 for him In exhibitions last year, a
fairly good percentage. Capt Grifishs
paid $3.50 for the paoer Flying Jib, and
no won s14,y55 during the season of
aSs2. Guy, who,was bought for 800,
won sac, $50 during the past season.
The, directors of the Kentucky Trot-
ting Horne Breeders association have
to reduce the nominating fse of
noares to the s25Seoo Futurftv purse
from $40 10 e5, and she nominating leo
officials from So 30 $40, thus carrying a
colt mp % Jane of the year of the race
for s16 This mases the Futurity the
noss liberal ssotsing stake ever offered
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07

N-STSbe Man IN the Moon was rendered.
Kelly then came out without the aid of
his friend and recitea Casey at the
Bat" His voice was strong and his
gestures good; most of the lighter work
being accomplished, with his throwing
arm. 'But hol& She umpire cried, i"
wsS pitched IN q key reminding one of
the late lameDted Edwin Forrest,
and showed thai the great bali player
should have taken up tragedy. Mike
!made hit, anyway. he says he felt
embarrassed. but declares he will be all
right hereSfter. He may give up ball
playing for the black face business
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07
WHiRRS OF THE WHEEL.

More rubber is used IN the manufac.
ture of bicycles than in any other bust.
ness
A wooden rim for steel-wired bicycle
wheels is one of the spring novelties foz
1898
at IS an awfully easy thing to catch
on TO cycling said the tack as he IN
troduced himself INTO she tire
Capt A d. Peck. of the Massschu-
sets bicycle club, rode d $50 miles last
year. Since 1883 his record Is 1854
miles.
Sixty-eight wheeimen have records of
better than 2:35 for one mile, and the
2:90 list bids fair TO equal the light har-
ness horse.
Ten years ago Enghshmeu held all
records for mile and less as follows:
Quarter. A.; hall, ice; three-Qaarterx,
2.0l 81; mile, 2:4l 3-5.
A Milwaukee Judge RENTED a fne
which he had imposed upon a cychng
tranp-pri1 ter for drunkenness because
the latter gave his occupation as q
typographical tourist"
The contest for the meet Of the
League Of American Wheeineu il
bringing ont new interests every few
weeks. All sections concede 1893 10
Chicago, so they are lAying wires for
1894 Buffalo Is the latest 70 enter the
field. Denver has already declared IL
SELF, and Asbury Park, y. j., is also in
the field
Preliminary arrangements have been
made for long-dissance team 20 visit
England in June and compete with
some OF the cracks Of that country. T.
Z Spooner, Of Chicago. and Frank
Walker. Of California. VIII be among
the Americans A track race Of teveo-
tg-toyIT hours for cup viii De The chief
attraction
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07

Young Sothern, the comedian. pos
sesses aquaint antique ring It IS
formed Of fine gold and platinum wires,
interviewer IN what Is called basket
pattern" Il Is cylindrical as well as
circular, and possesses such great aexf
bihcy that its inner surfaces may be
made to touch under pressure, yet I'M
ulediately resumes its original form
upon being freed from pressure. twas
found during the excavations at Pom
pei and is-supposed 20 be % Egyptian
workmanship No similar ring is
known TO exist.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07
a Dramatic Novelty.

Alexander Satvini the popular TO
mantle ector, wild. during his engage
ment at the Grand opera house, Chica
go, now running, presen. al adapts.
ton OF CavaIerEa Rusticana, Fergas
Sicilian melodraLra irumortahzed By
Mascagni Sa.rini's version is similar
to the opera il story, though far more
forci bic n action. 4 dael with clasp
knives between Sa.vi1i and William
Re6mund Is oneof the realistic featu res
of the play. The dr~nssic action Of the
play IS accompanied b. the sublime
melodies of Mascagui.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07
TIRE "ONLY KELLY"
Prescription Of HI. appearance ca ,h
Stage az Boston.

3Dsserfptian OF His appearance ca she
Stage az BostOn.
Mike Kelly made hi appearance as a
ssong and dsnce man at the Howard
!Atheneum, Boston, the other night
JAS parszer is william q Cameron, an
.old-time minstrel Kelly was recog-
sntzed aud the boys yelled "play ball /"
CHe was rattaed and couldn't find place
Eso put his hands. The orchestra struck
nap ''Maggy Murphy's Home" and the
pair che loose, Cameron we'll in the
dead. Kelly played a good second and
an one OF two innings passed the man
ager. The parody was original and
essde hit. For an encore parody ON
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07
A TENDER-HEAKrKp HusEsSt..

Husband think I'll go ont for Nj
tie walk, my dear.
Wife tvrathfullyl--I don't see how
you can stand there and sec your wife
struggling with fire thai simply won't
burn
Husband-I can't, my dear, that Is
the reason l am going Out--Puck.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07
operate Concert In Chicago.

A grand operate concert Is 20 De given
a. the Chicago Auditorium, Wednssday
evening. February /. in which Lillian
Nordica- Emil Fischer, sofa Scalch-
ItaIo Canpanini. Sig. Bologus aad
Helen Dudley Campbell viii appear a.
sisted oy an orchestra O. Atty rnusicis Is
The tsiEd act OF Faust with scenery
and costumes viii constitute part Of Ike
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07

You know the report we printed
last night about Mawson's deathP" said
the sub-editor.
Yes said the editor An-chief.
We'll. be was in here this morning
asking us 20 deny it
And what did you say"
II said we'd be very glad to when he
presented proof that We were IN error"
-Harpers Bazaar
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07
why he staA

Judge Duffy-If Won know of any
mitigating circumstances you are at
liberty to state them
Prisoner don't know OF any except
that l took to stealing because | didn't
want 70 loaf around the street corners
and be taken for a detective.-Texas
Siftings-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07
Stambouls Record Good.

Joseph Carn Simpson, the veteran
turf writer of San Francisco, has taken
an active part in the discussion over
sStamhours record, and penetrated
deeply into the matter. He stated a
few days ago that he was satisfied that
1t was according TO rule and should
stand
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07
The yytfelv Renehx

Mr.. Brace tappealingly)-Oh! pshawi
Mary, there goes a suspender button
off my trousers.
Mrs. Brace (sweetly)-Never mind,
dear; here's safety pin.-Puck-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07
No Mistake.

Egyptologist--They had newspapers
IN ancient Egypt
Host-Welli weal Did you find one7
Egyptologist-No; but we found .
fossil roach and petrified Office towel
N. Y. Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-02-07
He Told Her.

Mother quitting the boy ont OF the
psntry)-How many more times VIII I
have TO tell you 10 keep out Of that pre-
serve jar?
Small Boy (sobsbingl-No more. nam
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