New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-08-13
THE TALK or THE DAY.

you can't always Judge by appearances" sayss
social philosopher. The man whom you meet walk
ing on the street with unerea slowness may not %
on the wrong side OF the market. He may %
walking that way to keep his collar from willing"
Charity and Business.-Hungry Hggins-Cant
you give a poor man nickel . -. ..1
MIR Mugstein-Und vat you do nit him-shpend
Hungry Hggins-sure. Right here in your own
house ~, ., ,,as olvav.
like 70 help n poor man he is willing 10 trade
nit me.-dndanspolis Journal
Some one having again remarked that sam fatcn
lies in a neglected grave THE Rochester Union"
remarks: Precisely where he should lie. lie was
an itnerant vagabond. his boon companion oears
and was gi,en 20 strong drink and foolhardy per'
formances. which together ended his existence ID
the waters of the Genesee River
Irish wit as a rule comes like fash. Up IN
Worcester County. while ago protracted rain
hices. A Yankee was driving in light buggy and
Jolly freshman Flooding along sr on ,d 1907 so Tta
c.a s. rssgSaasa c Pai and '
"a group Of women in China" says "The Louisville
Courier Journal" got hold Of a fashion magazine
from the United States After examining IL care.
fully for some moments. one OF the number SAID
TO a missionary who had been talking to them
against foot binding:' China woman pinch foot.
You say China woman velly bad Mclean woman
not pinch foot. Mclean woman pinch mere las'
ing her hand on her waist. Life here life NOT
in foot Mclean woman vey much more bad
than China woman. ."
THE DAYS DEMAND.
God give time like this demands
strong minds. great hearts. true faith and ready
Men whom the lust of Office does not kill;
Men whom the spoiis OF Office cannot buy;
Men who possess opinions and a VIII;
Men who have honor, men VINO VIII not he'
Men who stand before "A demagogue
And damn his treacherous batteries without
Tall men, suncrowned. who live above the fos.
n public duty S and IN private WIT, teE shumbwo
Mngle in selfish strife 10, Freedom wesps.
DIR. j. G. HOLLAND.
A Chicago paper wants know if Mayor Har.
rison. OF that city. is fool Oh. no; he is decdeds
y not a fool. lie is something worse.
Hicks-our cook has gone. Wife caught hei
loaded with goods for her sisters and cousins.
. Wicks-And as she was loaded. you discharged
HIcks-But she kicked MULTIPLICATION Tran.
script.
1t has been suggested that IL the people OF this
country woull deprive themselves OF Injuries Of
oil kinds for year. times would become good
again. At first sight this seems plausible: but
how would it affect the hundreds OF thousands Of
men. most of them working men. who are manu-
featuring or producing these luXures?
4 Scheme That Failed-'I hear that Ssmmerby
is the trouble?"
"Incompatibillty Of temper You see. they mad.
an agreement when they were we'd that they
should msvGr Soh Set angry az the mad az
once and lighting It out. one or the other is angry
ments ut all."-0ndianapos Journal.
A congregational clergyman. of Ohio according
to The Congregationalist" has forwarded TO the
pa tent Office at Washington a model of device
for furnishing communicates with individual cups.
They about two inches high. inch at the
mouth. taperng down to nearly hve-eishths OF an
inch at the bottom. AS many forty can con.
venicntly be carried in frame, and be replenisheo
in few seconds
THE DISAGREEABLE MAN.
amt much on preachin' nur telln whopper
I!aow things is continnerly Vaughn askew;
l'ye kim ter conklusns It's highest ter proper
Ter white yer story. Ell cut IL In TWO,
Mex ter him that tells lies.
Tho Teller thets maxim the bigges ado.
That gifts in a fdget an keeps MS all blue;
None can't sleep when he starts out ter benS
Like wrastlin aout
The Teller thet's maxim the bisges' ado.
r fellers got sumption ter say. let him say IL
# fellers got sumpthin ter pray let him pray IL
So long ez It's short hort an so long ez it's true
I'll pint ter the door
The Teller thets maxim the bigees ado.
Drank Walcot HUT in wEngand Farmer
Dr. Parkhursts idea that crime in NewYork
that refuses to be assessed gets
pretty close to the truth in many cases.
willing to BE "Hanged."-"I wouldn't have
minded IL much" said the prisoner he smiled
A sad sweet smile at the lady who had brought him
the bouquet. III the Court had been a man OF any
culture
Isn't IL terrible think of the dreadful coarse.
horrible fellows who elected to honorable 20"
sitions here In the Westy' she murnured sympa'
Yes" he answered with a sigh: ito be tried ana
condemned by man OF his stamp awfu.
and then when he said / be hung by
he neck until dead. IL grated my nerves
more than can tell you."-(Detroit Tribune.
4 tribe of Central Africa has adopted a rule
hat speakers shall only speak AS long they
ire able to stand on one leg "The Boston Tram
script commends this rule to Congress But
is not likely TO be adopted. as II would shut on
he patriots In that body who have not leg
o stand on. from logical point of view.
Wise Chtckens-Litte Dot-Chickens is pretty
mart isn't they?
Mamma-In what way?
Little Dot-Why papa and other folks always
ays blessing before beginning to eat; but chick,
ms don't own anything. and isn't sure what tneym
yet, so they don't say any blessing till they gets
through eating and begins to drink-lStreet =
smiths Good News.