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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-02-26

One OF the marvellous things about
..s lis the union of fire and patience.
H. sew Ills Fathers House turned into
place Of merchandise. and instantly
the whip OF small cords was In his hands,
ana he was cleansing the place with his
'mIas-ioncd indignation. And yet, he
walked day after day through the streets
o. Jerusalem and saw the sin and let the
dinners sin on. with only the remon-
STRANGE of his pure presence and his pity
ics gaze. Base and blind is the man who
lsts himself misread that patience. Base
ana blind is he who excuses his easy tot
eranr- OF Wickedness, his comfortable
far.l,ssncss about the 81 J of the world,
81 quoting 90 himself the fact that Jesus
ol not call down the jightnng out OF
heaven TO destroy the wicked city OF the
Jews But blind also Is he who does not
learn the true lesson Of that divine pa
thence the truth which the Lord himself
I.f into his parable OF the tares, the
rr.fh that only in Gods own time and
Gods own way can the battles Of the
Lprd De- fought. The general holds his
arry an the right moment for launching
t..u upon the zoe IL IS herOism 20 stand
it0l aal wait under fire. as truly as II IS
iero.sm By and by 20 rush upon the
gums NJ The enemy. IL Is disobedience
ana weakness go b. self-willed and fight
woreiy as truly as it is 10 run away
fni refuse 40 fight at all. There Is no
t.If-Hh ia Jesus lie Is one with hls
Father and lives by His Fathers Will
Livery act that he aid came forth. there
iore. out Of the eternal nature. Ills sword
was always bathed ia heaven. The devil
ta.d 10 him: Worship me, and you shall
nave this world you want so much, ana
tafe it 10 your hearts content" Not
So said Jesus. 1T - not Just 20 save
me world. but TO save II righteousiy. TO
save IL uurishteousiy is not truly to save
u az all Get thee behind me. Satan!'
o. Tor "a courage like this. growing out of
a faith ike hist
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-02-26
LEMON ELfxfR.
A Pleasant Lemon Tonic.

For Bnlousness. Constipation. Malaria,
Colds and the Grip.
For Indigestion. Sick and Nervous Head
aches.
For Sieeplessness. Nervousness and Heart
diseases. take lemon Elixir.
Ladies' for natural and thorough organic
regulation. take Lemon Elixir.
DR.. Mczleys Lemon Elixir is prepared from
the fresh Juice of Lemons. combined with
other vegetable liver tonics and cathartics.
zoe. and 81 bottles al druggists.
Prepared only by DR.. II. Motley, Atlanta.
Ga.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-02-26

W. ~ Nenables. LII d.. has concentra-
yea ms thoughts on education and culture
anu mas found expression for them in
q series OF essays the first Of which bears
The above title. From Aristotle down
olnerent men have had different views
pt education and culture. Much depends
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-02-26
A Prominent Minister Writes.

After ten years OF great suffering from IN
digestion. with great nervous prostration,
b.liousnoss. dsordered kidneys and ccnsti-
nation. I have been cured by DR.. Motley s
Lemon Elixir and am now well man.
REV. c. C. DAVIS.
Ed VI Il. Church. South.
No. 2S Iatnall street, Atlanta, Ga.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-02-26
Gratitude.

DIR. III. Motley: Dear Sir,--Snee using your
Lemon Elixir ! have never bad another at
tack of those fearful sick headaches. and
thank God that have at last found a medi-
cine that will cure those awful spells
MRS. ETA w. JONES.
Parkensburg. w. W.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-02-26
THE RELIGIOUS WORLD.
sHr CHEAT DEAD BIsHoP or
6AssACH

nh. Real Weakness OF Self wili-Individ-
nal wosS-sunday Reading From the
General fress-News Items.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1893-04-05
Gran E&Posicion de Ch1cago
Hotel Espand Hispano- americana
liz OESTE CAIIIE M
IA 4 q.
N1eUG- York.

ICabe: Rieqo Neu YorBl Mneuo-Yo
aht eiean
han
he vuea Chicago ps bao snsmos POI
RLbsf0
pstado Yae - /.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1893-04-05

El aperitivo de mas confanza SON segura-
mente las PtLDoRAs CATARTICAs DEL DIR.
AVER. Exceptuando casos muy extremados,
recomendando en- su lugar una medicina mas
suaye igualmente tan efcaz. La fayorita
con las
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1893-04-05
Segura, Eficaz J Agradahle.

Cuando &c sufre de extrenimiento, dolor de ca
beza, dyspepsia, ictericia. NAL de higado 8 de
cuales no tienen igual.
Preparadas nor ei Or s. e. Aver Ca, Lowell. Mass,
T. 81 a Las venden los Traaeantes q
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
Strong Witnesses.

Among the thousands of testimon-
ials of cures by DR.. Miles New Heart
Cure, is that of Nathan Allison, well
known citizen of Glen Rock, Pa, who
for years had a shortness of breath,
sleeplessness, pain in left side, shout
ders, smothering spells, ETC.; one bot
tie of DR.. Miles New Heart Cure and
one box of Nerve and Liver Pills cured
him. Peter Jaquet, Salem, n. j., is
another witness, who for twenty years
suffered with heart disease, was pro-
nounced incurable by physicians,
death stared him in the face, could
could not lie down for fear of smoth-
ering to death. Immediately after US
ing the New Heart Cure he felt better
and and could lie down and sleep all
night, and is now well man. The
New Cure is sold, also Free Book, by
w. H Prideaux.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
John Newton. of La Plata. Mo.

Darlington Democrat.
Word was received here a few days
ago by Isaac Newton that his father.
John Newton, of LaFlata Mo-. was
dangerously sick at that place. On
Tuesday Isaac started for LaPlatta to
attend him, and on Wednesday a tele-
gram was received announcing his
fathers death. Mr. John Newton was
formerly well known and highly res
pected resident of this county, having
moved to Missouri a few years ago.
He was in his Goth year at the time of
his death.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
A Great BenefactOr.

Educators are certainly the great
est benefactors of the race, and after
reading DR.. Franklin Miles popular
works, we cannot help declaring him
to be among most entertaining and
educating authors. New Y ork Daily.
He is not a stranger to our readers, as
his advertisements appear in our col
umns in every issue, calling attention
to the fact that his elegant work on
Nervous and Heart diseases is distribu-
ted by our enterprising druggist w. I'll.
Prideaux. Trial bottles of DR.. Miles
Nervine are given away, also Book Of
Testimonials showing that it is I'M
equalled for Nervous Prostration,
Headache, Poor Memory, Dizziness,
Sleepnessness, Neuralgia, Hysteria,
Fits, Epilepsy.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
Old Ulcers
AND
FEVER SORES
CURED.

BELMONT, Wis.-GENTLEMEN: My
thanks are due Mr.. |. D. Burdick, of
GAINESVILLE, who first gave me assur-
ance of relief from terrible ulcer on
my shin; there were also three small
ulcers above this sore and just below
the knee-cap, and seemed to be taking
hold of and breaking down my whole
system. 1t did not seem possible to
obtain relief from any treatment re-
sorted to. When Burdick saw it, he
said at once "Septicide," prepare
ton prepared in Milwaukee, will heal
that in surprising short time. [ pro-
cured some of the Septicide, and be-
gan applying it to the sores, and TAX
ing it in tablespoonful doses every two
hours; the relieving and healing pro-
cess after twenty-four hours seemed
little short of miracle. In remark
ably short time the sores were healed
up, and my general health much i'm
proved by the the action of the Septi-
eide on the blood.
sent a bottle 10 Young man who
had an ugly ulcer on his leg; in one
week he was in my store, nearly cured.
I also sent one to young lady in Ill
inois, who had been confined to her
bed with running sore for several
years. The friend who took her the
remedy, in two weeks reported her the
happiest woman on earth, going about
doing her work as usual. Wish /
could be heard by everybody having
ulcers or old sores on their bodies, ad-
vising them to use Septicide.
Yours truly, M. A. GARDEN.
Call for circular.
Sold by R. D. PULFORD.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
A Little Boys Long Walk.

Richland Democrat.
The alarming tones of fire bell
brought people out upon the streets in
double quick time Wednesday evening
last. There was no fire, but thor
ough search had failed to ascertain the
whereabouts of six-year old son of
James Nolan, who came up from Sex
tonyille that morning to spend the day
with his father, one of the jurymen,
and this method was taken to enlist a
greater number in the search. Later
it was found that the little fellow had
walked home, distance of seven
miles, thinking, his father had gone
and left him.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05

While Mr.. 7. J. Richey. of Altoona,
Mo-, was travelling in Kansas he was
taken violently i'll with cholera NOR
bus. He called at a drug store to get
some medicine and the druggist reco-
mended Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy so highly he
concluded to try it. The result was
Immediate relief, and few doses cur
ed him completely. It is made for
bowel complaint and nothing else. 1t
never fails. For sale by r. D. Pull
ford, druggist.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
joseph Tangye.

Shullsburg Pick and Cad.
Joseph Tangye prominent citizen
of Apple River, and one who was well
known throughout this section of
country, died suddenly last Friday
afternoon, of hemorrhage of the lungs
aged SO years. Mr.. Tangye was for
twenty years one of the leading mer-
chants of Scales Mound and he took
up his residence at Apple River about
two years ago. He was born in Corn
wall, England, Oct. z, 1898.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
Street Sprinkling Unabated.

Dodgeville Chronicle.
Street sprinkling has been going on
in the city for the past two weeks in a
very satisfactory manner so far as
subduing the dust is concerned, but
in the contract for sprinkling the city
authorities and citizens were entirely
ignored, and the work went on with
out their consent or dissent, and snow
and water have been used alternately,
and the tank seems to be full enough
yet to carry on the work for month
longer.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
DR.. HuntingtOn's Sudden Illness.

Darlington Republican
Last week DR.. M. l.. Huntington
was called to the residence of Mr..
Thomas Murphy of Lamont on pro-
fessional business, while there he was
taken violently ill. DR.. Blair, who was
sent for to administer to his wants,
found DR.. Huntington suffering great
pain and diagnosis found structure
or stoppage in the intestines in the
neighborhood of the right groin. For
several days his recovey was regarded
as very doubtful by Drs. Blair, Peck
and Carey who were called into con-
sultation, but on Monday he was pro-
nounced better, and at this writing he
is on the highway to restored health.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05

Chamberlain Eye and Skin Ointment
A certain cure for Chronic Sore
Eyes, letter, Salt Rheum. Scald Head,
Old Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Itch,
Eczema, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nip
Piles, and Piles. 1t is cooling and
soothing. Hundreds of cases have
been cured by it after all other treat
ment had failed. 1t is put up in Is
and so cent boxes. For sale by r. D.
Pulford. 9y
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05

There is nothing I have ever used
for muscular rheumatism that gives
me as much relief as Chamberlain's
Pain balm does. [ have been using
it for about two years-four bottles in
occasion required, and always
keep bottle of it in my home. l
believe l know good thing when 1
get hold of it, and Pain Balm is the
best liniment l have ever met with.
W. B. Denny, dairyman New Lexing-
ton, Ohio. so cent bottles for sale by
X. ID. Pulford, Druggist.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
Bucklen's Arnica Salye.

The Best Salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price Is cents per box
for sale by w. H. Prideaux.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
Pronounced Hopeless, Yet Saved.

From letter written by Mrs. Ada.
f. Hurd, of Groton, S. D., we quote:
Was taken with a bad cold, which
settled on my lungs, cough set in and
finally terminated in Consumption.
Four Doctors gave me up, saying l
could not live but short time. l
gave myself up to my Savior, deter
mined if [ could not stay with my
friends on earth, l would meet my
absent ones above. My husband was
advised to get DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds. l gave it trial, took in all
eight bottles; it has cured me, and
thank God | am now well and hear
ty woman" Trial bottles free at W..
II. Prideaux's drug store, regular size,
SOC. and $100.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
Change of Occupation.

Shullsburs Pick and Cad.
Herbert Whalen, who has been en-
ployed in Goodies drug store in this
city for some months past has accept
ed a position as banjo player and
member Of the band in Beach & Bow
er's Minstrel show and left on Monday
to join the company at Boscobel,
Wis
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
Miles Nerve and Liver Pills

Act on a new principle-regulating
the liver, stomach and bowels through
the nerves. A new discovery. DR..
Miles Pills speedily cure biliousness,
bad taste, torpid liver, piles, constipa-
ton. Unequaled for men, women,
and children. Smallest, mildest, sur
est! 80 doses, Is cents. Samples free
at w. 81. Prideaux's drug store. |
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05

The promptness and certainty of its
cures have made Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy famous. 1t is intended es-
pecially fur coughs, colds, Group and
whooping coughs and is the most eff
ectual remedy known for the these
diseases. Mr.. c. B. Main of Union
Mills City, Pa, says: 81 have great
sale on Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
| warrant eervy bottle and have never
heard of one failing to give entire
satisfaction" so cent bottles for sale
by r. D. Pulford,, Druggist.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
LOCAL PRESS POINTS
Sudden Death at Platteyille.

Sudden Death at Platteyille.
Grant County News.
Mrs. Adam Kaump, who lived for a
generation with her husband and chill
dren in Wing, came to Platteviile
Saturday afternoon to pay for work
done up to that time on house they
are having built near the Normal
school. After transacting that bust
ness she went into Chase & Co.'S store
to make some purchases. She sat in a
chair near the stove, remarking that
she seemed chilled through. and in an
instant she dropped to the floor a
corpse. DR.. Buck was at her side in
an instant, but life was extinct.
Heart disease was evidently the cause
of death.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
Lumber Yard Sold.

Dodgeville Chronicle.
The sale of Lovejoy & Richards
lumber yard, in this city, was COM
pleted last week to John F. Reichert,
of Cedarburg, Ozaukee county. C. B.
Boutelle, agent here for Messrs Love-
joy & Richards, will continue as agent
for Mr.. Reichert.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
James McGinn.

Shullsburg Pick and Cad.
James McGinn who resided four
miles northeast of this city died on
Monday last. He had been in poor
health for some time. He leaves a
widow, three daughters and two sons.
He was an old settler and will be kind
ly remembered by all in this neighbor-
hood
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
The Wise Continue to Learn.

The Wise Continue to Learn.
Lancaster Herald.
Whoever undertakes the education
of another, should begin by COM
pleting his OWNS very good motto
for school, but it has this fallacy,-
ones education is never completed
The wise may keep on learning to the
end of life and find something to
learn from nearly every one he meets.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
The Dodgeyille Bicycle Club.

The Dodgeville Sun.
The DodgeVille Bicycle club is in
good running shape and is arranging
for weekly tours about the county Wis
iting the different villages alternately.
A number of new wheels this year
make the club quite respectable in
number and its members will un-
doubtedly derive much pleasure as
we'll as healthful exercise out of their
machines.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05

The most painful cases of rheuma-
tism may be relieved by few applica-
tions of Chamberlain Pain Balm;
its continued use will cure any case,
no matter how long standing. 1t is
equally beneficial for lame back, pain
in the side, pain in the chest, lame
ness, and in all painful affections re-
quiring an external remedy. A piece
of flannel saturated with Pain Balm
and bound on over the seat of pain is
superior to any plaster. For sale by
r. D. Pulford, Druggist.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
The Galloway Mill Burned.

M0ntf0rt MOuitOr,
The old Galloway mill about three
miles northeast of Montfort was de-
stroyed by fire Tuesday night. 1t was
owned by J. B. johnson and was val
ued at about $4,000. Insurance 5000.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
BeggS' Family Medicines.

Your troublesome cough can be
relieved in just five minutes by the
use use of Beggs's Cherry Cough
Syrup, and one so cent bottle will
etfectually cure any ordinary cough.
Soldand warranted by w. Fl. Prideaux
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
Farm to Rent.

The undersigned desires TO rent his farm
of 153 acres-6o acres under pillow and bal
ance In timber and pasture. Farm Is situ-
near the Buck Grove Cheese factory. Good
dwelling house, good well and wind mill on
with the farm. Inquire of E. Y. Hutchinson,
Mineral Point; or B. f. BEARDSLEY, on the
premises. 2ftt
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
Little. but Oh. NV!

Beggs' Little Giant Pills beat the
world. They act like magic, with no
bad results. One pill dose; 40 doses
one bottle. Sold and guaranteed by
w. 81. Prideaux.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
W. J. Hooper Going West.

Darlington RepuDIcan.
Judge G. F. Osborn and W. J.
Hooper returned from their Dakota
trip on Saturday last. Mr.. Hooper is
so favorable impressed with the pros
poets in South Dakota that he has de-
cided to locate at Parkston. He ship
ped his books there on Tuesday, and
in fortnight, intends to move with
his family there, and make that place
his future home.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
Nearly One Hundred Years.
Republican.

INICIIIdIIU HCDUDITCdH.
Dennis Donovan, an old citizen of
Excelsior, died very suddenly on Fri
day evening last. He claimed he was
over 100 years old, but though he was
probably not as old that, he was very
aged man. He was able to be about
town until within short time of his
Aoofb
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
Children Cry for Pitchers castoria.

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
$1,000 Reward.

To any one who will furnish us a re-
ceipt that will cure cough, cold, or
any disease of the throat or lungs
sooner or more effectually than Beggs'
Cherry Cough Syrup. Sold and war
ranted by W. II. Prideanx.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05

Gov. Peck has re-appointed Edgar
L. Palmer of Lacrosse member of
the state board of dental examiners.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
Residence for Sale.

north OF the First ward park, and known as
the Wilson property. FoE particulars and
terms enquire OF William canyon, sr., or ut
the house, or A. $. Whites law office.
Feb. 20, 1893. JOSIAH LANYON.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05

physician and Surgeon, Mineral Point
Wis. Office in Lenahan's block, opposite
FlrSt National bank Ally
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
BUSINESS CARDS.
LA WYERS.
J. MONTGOMERY SMITH.

A TTORSEY at Law. Mineral Point Wis.
- VIII practice in the State and United
state courts. 16-44Iy
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
PHYSICIANS
JOHN II. VIVIAN, NJ. d. sTANsMoRE VIVIAN, NJ. d.
VIVIAN & son.
VIM. EASTMAN. VI. D.

physicians and Surgeons, Mineral Point,
L Wis. Office In Vivian's drug store. "a d
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1893-05-05
MARSHALL & HEERMANS.

A TTORNEYs at Law, Darlington, Wis
IL Only abstract books OF title to lands in
Lafayette county. Money loaned real
estate
The DeLamar nugget. [volume] (DeLamar, Idaho) 1891-1900, 1893-10-07

None But White Help Employed.
The DeLamar nugget. [volume] (DeLamar, Idaho) 1891-1900, 1893-10-07
SOMETHING NEW.

WRITING pens made from celluoid are
coming into use in France.
PHOTOGRAPHY on marble has been
accomplished by London artist.
AN attempt is to be made by Rah-
way IN. J. man to cross the ocean in a
sixteen-foot Norwegian skiff.
A LARGE lake in the Olympic noun
tains, at an altitude of five thousand
feet, was recently discovered by two
hunters
THE smallest crack, rent or assure in
a mass of metal, such as bell or loco
motive axle, can be detected by little
instrument called a ''schisphone."
THE remains of an extensive mine of
arrowheads have lately been discov-
cred in the Black Hills Of Wyoming.
about one hundred and forty miles
NORTH of Cheyenne.
The DeLamar nugget. [volume] (DeLamar, Idaho) 1891-1900, 1893-10-07
PRODUCTS OF THE SEASON.

DATE eating is the latest fruit craze.
A CORRESPONDENT writing from Paris
is enthusiastic over a young girls bed
draped with white lace over rose-col-
ored silk.
A NEW lamp shade, presumably in
tended for q bride, is OF white silk,
garlanded with orange blossoms ar
ranged in prodigal profusion.
A PRETTY necklace for a young girl
consists of daisies, the petals in silver,
the hearts in gold, forming flexible
circle to fasten about the throat.
FRILLED curtains, frilled spread
and round bolster finished with big
rosettes converts the plainest bed into
delightful object, and, when added
to one of the popular white and gold
sort, means very dream of girllike
beauty and freshness
The DeLamar nugget. [volume] (DeLamar, Idaho) 1891-1900, 1893-10-07
What Allied Smith.

A plainly dressed, man who intro
duced himself as Mr.. Jacob Smith,
walked into a Doctors Office in Texas
town, and, having explained his symp-
toms, asked the doctor how long it
would take to cure him. The doctor,
who had treated the visitor with every
possible courtesy, replied:
"You will require careful treatment
under my personal supervision for
about two months before you will be
able to resume your labors in the
bank.n
doctor, you are fooliDg yourselfI am
not Smith, the banker, but Smith, the
streetcar driver"
us that so? Well, my good fellow,
don't see what you came to me for.
There is nothing the matter with you
except that you are not banker."-
Texas Siftings"