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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-29
M WILMINGTON HEIGnTs-

Last Sunday night the propriotprs "
ie Arlington lnu were compelled 70 send
into town for forty cots 30 crowded
were they by the gueste who filled the
rooms aud tnore than filed the rooms Of
the lnn Mr. Tallaut viii recommend
10 the Chnmberliu Investment company
the necessity Of making m extension OF
the accommodations of the Inn, aud this
merely emphasizes the urgent need Tor N.
The addition suggested will increase the
number Of bed rooms by nfty, and with
the reputation already made for the Inn
these will not be an eYtrayugnnt num-
Der to add 70 the present facilities. Other
improvements made nepdful by urgent
demands or made because the Chamber.
I'm company sees n possibility Of adding
10 The comfort or convenience OF The res.
idents OF the Heights are contemplated
aud win be speedily made The retaining
wall az the lower end Of the myine that
confines the waters Of the lake will be
pat in that state Of sohdig that viii
warrant the assertion Il will bold water,
aud when the summer comes Lake Como
viii be body Of water that VIII give
ample scope for many a pleasant sail
or row.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-29

'0NlIIssIONrR AppOINrrD.

'ially crushed for Ice cream freez-
sr and Dlngees,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-29

Guy crushed for ice cream freez.
Aff and Diugees
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-29

christi. Tex. March d -fSnacinl }
NV ortiz The Msxicnn shot by n
--n sunday mornlng. died today 81
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-29

c.tleiscO. Cal. March IS The
alss steamship Alliance arrived
soi'iin this morning. brinflpg
q the islands the political
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-29
ANNOUNCEMENT.
FOR ALDERMAN.

nnounce Mr., II. +. Wallis as a cnn.
.or alderman OF the Thrill ward. He
Il DIS claims % the voters Of the
2 DC passed upon on the day OF tho
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-29
,n-nnEnEp HIa VIZ

scrautOn. Pa, March So i,ai,igs ~ IN.
Fadi1n. miner living nsar A.ssf 4.
efe,A WI rhild Mcfadaien " missihx
VIZ ~ nolire are searching Tor hiin
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-29

sEss and Easter dyes at Tur
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-29
sam
TAIC

r.ns.sslly crushed for Ice cream frees
Al Turner and DinGeea
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-29

~.;.l,v e.vshed for Ice cream ifeef'
4. Turpsr ara Dinsess'
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-29
RlmpGS, BOcheS BakleadS, Red, Rough and Oily Skin,

soss. isS, a S. .. S ,s S euuoura
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-29
HAsKEI.L IN 1r.

eggs aud Easter dyes at Tur-
DIngees.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01

Abbot, The, BY Sir Walter Scott.
Airy Fairy Lillian, BY the Duchess.
Andersen's Fairy Tales.
Arabian Nights Entertainment.
BarnabY Rudge, BY Chas. Dickens.
Baron MunchauSen.
Bride Of Lammermoor. Sir w. Scott.
Charlotte Temple, by Mrs. Rowson.
Children of the Abbey, K. Nj. Roche.
Dicks Sweetheart, by the Duchess.
Donal Grant, BY George Macdonald.
Don QuiXote, BY Cervantes.
East Lynne, BY Mrs. Henry Wood.
Eric Brighteyes, By Rider Haggard.
False start. BY Hawley Smart.
Foul Play, By Charles Reade.
FLYING Dutchman, BY w. G. Russell.
Grimm's Fairy Tales, illustrated, BY
the Brothers Grimm.
Gulliver's Travels BY Dean Swift.
Guy Mannering, BY Sir Walter Scott.
Harry Lorrequer, BY Charles Lever.
Handy Andy, BY Samuel Lover.
Ivanhoe, BY Sir Walter Scott.
Lady Castlemsine's Divorce, BY B. M.
Clay.
Lerouge Case, BY Emile Gaboriau.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01

Middlemarch, BY George eliot.
Monsieur Lecoq, BY Emile Gaboriau.
Murders in the Rue Morguc. BY Poe.
Mysterious Island, The, BY Jules Verne.
Not Like Other Girls, BY R. n. Carey.
Pair of4Slue Eyes, A, BY Thomas Hardy.
Pilgrims Progress. BY John Bunyan.
Red Rover, BY Cooper.
Roproach of hnnersley, by M. Gray.
Rob Roy, BY Sir Waltor Scott
Romola, BY George Eliot.
Strange Case OF DR.. Jckyll and Mr..
Hyde, BY Robert Louis Stevenson.
Strange Story, A, BY Lord Lytton.
Swiss Family Robinson.
Scarlet Letter, Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Thaddcus of Warsaw, BY Jane Porter
Tom Brown al Oxford, BY Thos Hughes
Tom Cringle's Log, by Mic,aol Scot.
Two Years Before tho Mast, BY f. II.
Dana, Jr.
Vanity Fair, By w. Nj. Thackeray.
What's Mines Mine, Geo Macdonald.
Widow Bedott Papers, Mrs. Whitcher.
Willy Reilly BY William Carleton.
Zanoni. BY Lord Lytton.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
Generosity Itsclr.

Struggling Pastor-Nearly all the
congregation have subscribed liberal
ly for the building fund, and l feel
sure that can also have your hearty
cooperation. How much will YOU
Mrs. Leader-Let me sec. Oh.
am the only member who has u car
riagc, think!
Eyes, the rest are poor"
"Wcll, will drive around and col
lect the subscriptions. "-Dcmorcst' 5
Magazine
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
1t Should BE in Every House.

j. b. Wilson, 37l Clay St., Sharps-
burg, Pa, SAYS he will not be without
Dr. Kings New Discovery for Consump.
ton; Coughs and Colds, that it cured his
wife who was threatened with pneu.
monia after an attack of LA Grippe"
when various other remedies and
several physicians had done her no good.
Robert Barber, of Cooksport, Pa, claims
DR.. Kings New Discovery has done him
more good than anything he ever used
for Lung Trouble. Nothing like it..
Try it. Free Trial Bottles at Christian
81 Barbee's. Large bottles, 50 cents and
100.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
Strength and Health.

II you are not feeling strong and
healthy try Electric Bitters. If "La
Grippe" has left you weak and weary
use Electric Bitters. This remedy
acts directly on Liver, Stomach and
Kidneys, gently aiding those organs
to perform their functions. II YOU arc
afflicted with Sick Headache, YOU will
find speedy and permanent relief by
taking Electric Bitters One trial
will convince you that this is the
remedy you need. Largo bottles only
so cents, at Christian g Barbee's,
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
He Know.

Head of Firm-Have you had any ex-
pericnce with double entry?
Prospective Boolllseeper-I should
say so! I've been shipping clerk for
one of the largest houses in the
trade.
Head of Firm-But you didn't learn
anything about double entry, did
you?
Prospective Booklecper-Ccrtain
sir When the goods We're shipped
made one entry, and when they were
returned l made another. Amt that
doublc entry?-Cloall Review.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01

Shc-So that is Travers- Russell's
yacht. understand he is highly con.
nectcd in England. Belongs to an old
aristocratic family.
Hc-Oh, that's impossible! Why, he
pronounccs his name exactly as it's
Spelled,-Lifc
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
A Session MT Home.

"Going to lodge. Arthur" exclaimed
the young wife, in surprise. II didn't
know you were member of any
lodge?"
"Why, aw-ycs. Georgiana." said the
young husband 81 belong to the Or
der of Ellls."
"And would you rather spend the
evening with lot of Ellls than with
your own little dcar?'
And Arthur mecllly hung his hat up
again.-Chicago Tribune.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
No DeceptIon,

Didn't you promise to love, honor
and obey me?"
Yes; but the minister has known
me all my life, and he knew didn't
mean it."-Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
lie Hadn't Forgotten ANYTHING.

Waiter-Haven't you forgotten some
thing, sir?
Customer (anxiously)-Why, did
give you n quarter?
Waiter-No.
Customer (rclicved) THAT'S all right,
then. l haven't forgotten anything
Truth.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
Couldn,t Saw Dcnnite1v.

"Do you take this man for better or
for worse?" asked the minister.
81 can't tell until have had him a
little WHILE" returned the bride.-Har-
per's Bazaar.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
On tho Other side.

Mrs. Henry Peek Cooking up from
her paper)-Ah! we'll, poor Tyson is
rid of his trouble and misery at last.
Mr.. Henry Peck lin ;.stonishment)-
Why, didn't know his wife was sick.
When did She dic?-Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
Preliminary Inrormat,on.

Fond Father-In giving you my
daughter, Mr.. Willwcd, l pass into
your keeping the dearest thing have
on earth.
Mr.. Willwed (anxiously)-How much
does she cost you year, may I nsll?-
Town Topics.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
\ Rel,ttT

Cholly (seelsing to be friendly
Wather cloudy to-day, isn't it?
Her Father (gruftiy) Great Cesar,
young man! haven't you got sense
enough to know whether it is or not
without asking?-Judge.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01

FOR above occasion the Richmond
and Danville railroad will sell greatly
reduced rate tickets from points on its
lines in Virginia to Danville and return,
November 81 to 90, limited, returning
December 3, 1898.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
MINT Sho Nccdcd

Mr.. Grassaway-I tell you, doctor,
that am sick and you say that all
need is rest, and you haven't even
looked at my tongue.
Doctor know that it needs rest
without having looked at it.-Texas
Siftings.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
No Cause for Regret.

GIVE come out of this tight squeeze
In pretty good shape" said the new
half dollar, fresh from the stamping
machine, Chicago Tribune
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
She Didn't believe in SHOOTING.

He-Wonderful score that of Hcnrys!
Why, he hit the bull's-cyc nine times in
succession yesterday.
Shc-Ycs, but just think Of the suf-
fering OF that poor bull Men are so
crucl!-Boston Globe.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
wonderfully Taklng Accomplishment.

William hear that Charley Dodg-
son is great mimic. They say he can
take off anything
Arthur-That explains it. couldn't
imagine where my umbrella had gone.
Boston Globe.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01

BY the assignment and appointmentaof re :.
Ceiver for prominent New York Publishing
House, THE TIMES is prepared to offer copies
of the Oxford Edition of Standard Works at
fabulously low prices. The offer is made only
equaled by any bookstore in the city or
country. You have your choice of theg follow
ing works:
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01

INFLAMED, itching, burning, crusty
and scaly skin and scalp of infants
soothed and cured by Johnson's Orien
tai Soap. Sold by Christian & Rarbee
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
Expecting Too Much

"Do they love each other?"
'"They did, but it is hardly to be ex-
pectcd that they can do SO now"
''Why not?"
They've been engaged two years"
IN. y. Press.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01

Fitz, dizziness, hysteria, wakefulness
bad dreams and softening of the brain
quickly cured by Magnetic Nervine.
Sold by Christian & Barbee.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
Still Even.

Little Miss Mugg-I'se got bicycle,
and you hasn't.
Little Miss Freckles-Yes, and now
everybody knows you wears darned
stoclin 's.-Good News.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
Buokien's Arnica .salve.

The best salve in the world for cuts.
bruises, sores, ulsers, salt rheun, fever
sores. letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles or no pay required
1t Is guaranteed to give perfect salts.
faction or money refunded. Price, 25
cents per box. For sale by Christian &
Barbee
OLD papers for sale at TIE TIMES Of
Ace at 10 cents per hundred.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
EDWARD VI. ROBERTSON,
X. RAN DoLrh HICKS,
n II

Special Commissioners Y
In the clerks office Of tine Hnstings court Of
the city of Roanoke: II. W. Brooks and ais
plaintiffs, against New York Building and I'm
Drovcmcnt Company, defendant. ChanccIy
i, S. S. Brooke, clerk OF the said court do
certify that the bond required OF the special
commissioners by the decree rendered in ead
cause on the 9Th day OF October, 1893, has been
duly given.
Given under my hand as clerk OF the eaid
court, this 3lst day OF October 1893.
II ids ) BROOKS Clerk
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
Some Men Arc Built That Way.

"Hc's lazy, yOn sayP"
Lazy! That's no name for it, He'll
run half a mile to catch the omnibus to
ride two hundred yards. Town Top
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01

NGLESlDE RETREAT-FOR DIS
Il eases of Women. Scientific treat
ment and cures guaranteed. Elegant
apartments for ladies before and during
confinement. Address The Resident
Physician, II, ~ Baxter Court Nash
Vile, Tenn. 10 IL d&w 3m
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01

JOHN w. WRIGHT b. LACY HoaE
WRIGHT & HOGE, Attorneys.at.
w law, Roanoke, Va, Room g.,
Moomaw Building, Jefferson street.
Courts-Roanoke city and county, and
Craig and Boetourt counties. Special
attention given &c collection OF claims.
mer 1y
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
TO FOSTER POULTRY RAISING.

View.
A large and we'll attended meeting of
those interested in improved poultry
was held yesterday afternoon in the of.
tice of Lawyer Montgomery, and in
order to foster the poultry raising in
dustry in this section of the State an
organization to be known as the South.
west Virginia Poultry Association was
formed with the following officers: e.
s. StraYer, president; John H. Garst,
vice president; Frank A. Loveloclc, sec.
rotary and treasurer; executive commit.
tee, j. r. Payne, (chairman), John II.
Garst, A. M. Bowman, L. w. Overstreet,
Ii. r. Roberts, j. II. Peck and w. w.
McClung.
The office of second vice president was
not filled, as 1t is hoped by the associa-
ton that sufficient interest will be taken
in this movement in Roanoke city SO that
gentleman from there may be elected
to that position. 1t was decided to hold
a poultry, pigeon and pet stock show in
Salem on Tuesday, Wednesday and
Thursday, January 16, II and Is, 1894.
President Strayer informed the associa.
ton that, owing TO the interest felt in
this movement by the officers of the
Salem Improvement Company, the large
and we'll lighted room next to the Bank
of Salem could be secured for the show,
and as this room is located ten steps
from the electric car line the show will
be convenient to visitors from Roanoke
as we'll as to residents of Salon. The
admission fee WAS fixed at 10 cents;
season tickets at 25 cents No dead
heads will be allowed to enter and all
exhibitors will have to purchase a sea-
son ticket. No entrance fee for birds
or other charges will be made to ex-
hibitors. but the association will fur.
nish coops free Of charge.
The following committees were then
appointed: On premiums and premium
list. Strayer, Payne and Lovelock; on
coops, John H. Garst; to secure in
cubator and brooder in operation at
show, A. M. Bowman and John Fl &.
Garst, Whilst of course, tho improved
breeds of poultry will claim much at
tention at the coming show, it is the
intention OF the association to especially
foster and encourage everything per-
toining to the prac sical rearing of
chickens and production of eggs on a
prof table scale for those living in the
country and small towns, believing that
Southwest Virginia is specially adapted
to the poultry business on . large scale
'Tbe association will meet again next
Thursday at D. m
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01

Annual Session Virginia Methodist Con-
ference, DRnviIle, Va, November 22-
30 1893.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-12-01
THE TIMES KODAK.
Interesting News Items Gath.
cred Around Salem:

A marriage license was issued in the
county clerks Office yesterday to John
Henry Butler and Mary Virginia Moore,
both of Salem.
L. Blanton Huff and c. r. Roberts
took hunt yesterday, during which Mr..
Roberts had the good luck to shoot
nine-pound wild turkey.
The young folks of West Salem spent
a most delightful time at party last
night at Joseph Johnson's.
During the protracted indisposition of
Miss Hargrove her class at the public
school has been taught by Miss Lucy
Johnson, daughter OF j. w. johnson, to
t1e entire satisfaction of the officials.
Rev. j. S. Moser, former resident of
Salem, has been appointed by the board
OF missions of the general synod OF the
Lutheran Church as missionary to
Riverside. beautiful southern Cali.
fornia city.
In the advertisement of the Camden
Iron Works yesterday the word wrought
iron frames should have been wrought
iron fences, of which this concern turns
out several handsome styles.
There will be preaching at Washing
ton Heights next Sunday, December 3,
at o'clock p. NJ, by Rev. o. G. Miller,
pastor Of ST. Marks Luthern Church, of
Roanoke city.
in recently published list of the
members of the first fire company or
ganized in Lexington, in August, 1850,
appeared the name of Salem's honored
townsman, Zebulon Boon, ESQ who,
by the way, is father of Salem's chief
Of fire department, thus showing heredi-
tary fondnessis for this dangerous call
ing.
During the past several days quite q
mum Der of Salem carpenters have gone
to Vivian, W. Va, where they have Sc
cured steady work for the winter.
Morning journal and courier., 1893-11-09
AN IMPORTANT MEETING.

Go to the meeting at the Grand Opera House tomorrow afternoon at o'clock. A principle has been attacked which seems to need defending there. It is principle which is embodied in the Constitution of the United States, and which has been very useful to the people of this great, glorious and comparatively free country.
 It needn't and wouldn't disturb anybody If Union workmen should be selected to do the work on the proposed building by the man who contracts to build the build ing. If he prefers such labor he has a perfect right to hire 1t. But when a governing body in this community is asked to say by it's vote that Union labor is the official labor; that 1t is entitled to moro consideration than other labor; that all other labor is entitled to no considera- ton, it is too much. A free government cannot rightly make such decision and such discrimination. If 1t should make it it would at that moment abdicats ih fla vor of those for whose benefit 1t was made. They would be the government. And this, as everybody knows who has studied 'the labor movement" is It's real spirit and meaning.
 ] We hear that many sensible workingmen who belong to the Union are heartily op- posed to the move that has been made in this matter by few of the labor leaders. Such workingmsn could not do better or 8 wiser thing than to go to the meeting to. morrow and join their protest with that of their fellow citizens, who are apt to judge Union labor by the unseemly, foolish and
 wicked antics of some of its authorized ol
 unauthorized representatives.
Morning journal and courier., 1893-11-09
Turner's Industry.


 or the master AndscspIst-Turner- smszlng things are told. He industry was prodigious. and his determination to get some record of what he saw must have been backed up by an energy which par took of the marvellous.
 MT. Ruskin tells us that when he set himself to arrange the Turner drawings he found, in seven tin boxes in the lower room of the National gallery, upwards of nineteen thousand piecss of paper drawn upon by Turner in some way or another. Such were the means adopted by the man who, I suppose, of all others, sp- preached nature from the greatest variety of stsndpoints; and 1t Is instructive, l think, beyond measure, to study the way in which this master became so great, not only ss regsrds his intimate knowledge of nature, but also as 6 craftsman of the frs, | order.
 Of those 19.000 pieces of paper, drawn | on in come way or another, you will fnC | hundreds drawn on in & truly masterly | manner; some are mere notes, containing but few lines, but lines of such vitality as must have suficed to conjure up for the | artist vivid memories of the thing seen, presenting 1t to him h its essential ss. poets. Others, wrought in many materi- | als, give us admirable studies of tree forms, of architecture, of the sea, and of | shipping; nothing, indeed, seemed to es.
 cape him which by any means might be of service to him.
 His eye wss ever alive and bis hand ready to note the passing effect; to catch
 the sparkle of the wet foliage, or the gray light on the wind tossed trees, or to DOT tray the grandeur of the storm as 1t swept over the valley where he loved to paint; and his habit of observation and practice of recording his impressions produced | eventually the splendid results which we know of in his works
Morning journal and courier., 1893-11-09
AN D.

Gertrude-Are they husband and wifei Lily-No, wife and husband.-oAkland Echoes.
 It doesn't rain 20 very hard on the un- just when he is under 8 stolen umbrells.- Vineyard Herald.
 Pompous School Examiner-How is the earth disidedl Intelligent Lsd-By earth quakes, sir.-Tit-Bits.
 "Was the play badf" "Well, guess 1t was. Why, even the gas went out at the end of the second act."-Texas Siftings.
 She-What do you think of my walking hatl He-I think 1t we'll named. Room enough in 1t for quite little jaunt.-Bos- ton Transcript.
 "Did Grabber ever earn his fortune or -" "He certainly did; he was only one of several heirs that 1t was left to."-Chi- csgo Inter Ocean.
 No man loves a woman when he is busy, and no woman understands why a man doesn't enjoy stopping while driving nail to kiss her.-Atchinson Globe.
 Deacon Jones Gin saloon) )-Wh-why, Bro, ther Smith, II 'spect yer surprised to see me h'yer- Smith-0h, no, I'm surprised to have you see me here.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
 FhotograPner-Look pleasant, please Sitter-I'll be blamed If do! Pm a floor walker in dry goods store, and this is the first day of I've had for six months.-Bos- ton Transcript.
 Contributor-Here Is a manuscript wish to submit. Editor, waving his hand I'm sorry; we are full just now. Con- tributor, blandly-Very we'll, will call again when some of you are sober.
 "Whst are you doing, Chollyp asked that young gentleman's friend. 'Killing timei" "Deah mel wish you wouldn't use that howwid expression. It is So suggestive of exertionl"-Washingto Star.
 George-Msy I hope, dearest, that at some future time may have the happiness of making you my wifel AAmie-Well. hope SO, Pm sure. I'm just about tired suing fellows for breach of promiss. Ray mond's Monthly.
 Judge-You are charged with having knocked your wife down with @ club, and then kicked her. Do you know of any mitigating circumstsncesi We'll, yes, your Honor. You see that's the way I always do when anybody snnoys me.-Texas Siftings.
 Italian Guide-Yesss, mees, all our cities hava patron saints, same as in America. Fair Touris,-Ssme as in Americai Guide -Yessa. hesrs alla bout America from ny bruzzs. He keepa fruits stand in New Yorka New Yorka hava patron sainta- Sainta Pstrick.-Brooklyn Life.