The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1893-12-06
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

Kisses are the coupons of love.
Don't be valet to your hero; it
may disgust him.
The most lovable of dumb animals
is a good listener. er.-Puck.
After all, the love knot is the top
knot on the head of human happiness.
Puck.
A cynic observes that the most popu-
lar air with the girls these days is
millionaire.
A girl will never forgive fellow
whom she has Tilted for making sue
cess of life. Puck.
When a man gets a hearing in court,
he is likely to hear something that he
doesn't like. Puck.
1t is the man who wears Congress
CATERS who wonders how the shoe
string sellers make living.
She told the young man oftentimes
She really couldn't love him:
Six feet, she but five feet, he
OF course she felt above him.
Detroit Tribune.
Solemn Stranger-'AH flesh is
grass" Deaf Man" "Hey?" Solemn
Stranger-'No, grass. New York
Press.
The bulldog has q pretty tight grip
in this world, though he often escapes
trouble by the mere skin of his teeth.
Truth.
Gunson--" Another increase in your
family, Ell? Son or daughterY"
Rilbee (gloomingly)- - 'Son-in-law. -
Kate Fields Washington.
'Ive come out of this tight squeeze
in pretty good shape" said the new
half-dollar, fresh from the stamping
machine. Chicago Tribune.
''NIan wants but little here below"
But tits this fact that daunts-
He's sure to get little less
Than the little that he wants.
Washington Star.
Some of the fashionable schools are
making worldwide regulations by
teaching the young lady students to
spell their names wrong. Galveston
News.
In the American Colony: Shells
Miss Bond engaged to Prince Sans
SOUP" He-"Not exactly. He has an
option for ninety days, l believe. -
Harlem Life.
When a woman has quail for dinner
she wants to invite in Il neighbor, so
the neighbor may know it, but man
doesn't want anybody there but HIM
self. -Atchison Globe.
Customer lin bookstore) -'I would
like to get some good book on faith.
Clerk" Sorry, sir, but our rule it to
sell nothing to strangers except Tor
cash. Buffalo Courier.
Miss Newcombe-"S Seems to be rather
a good year this for fruit, Giles? Are
all your trees rs full of apples as that
one p Giles-"Oh, nav, miss, only
the apple trees. Judy.
He had n sorrel trotting-horse
Which was so pesky slow
He named him Chinese, after q while.
Because he wouldn't go,
Detroit Free Press.
Van Noodle-"D'yer know, Miss
Tungbit, that old duffer Chapwith
called me muff the other night?'
Miss Tungbit Indeed; Why, | think
you more closely resemble boa. -
Brooklyn Life.
Jack (who has popPed)-"lt takes
you long time to decide Nettie-
"I know it, and I've about concluded
to wear demi-train of white chiffon
over white silk and have no brides
maids. Texas Siftings.
Mrs. Billus latter the company had
gone Johnny, you shouldn't have
eaton those preserved fruits. They
were not intended 10 be eaten. They
were put on the table to tillup.' Johnny
Billus ''Well, that's what | used 'em
for, mamma. Chicago Tribune.
Two cabmeu a short time ago had a
fishing match for hall sovereign and
drinks. Suddenly one of the larvies
fancied he had bite, and, being over
anxious, had the misfortune To- fall
into the river. On his regaining the
shore, his rival shouted out: "All bets
are of, Jim none o. yer diyin IN after
'em. - Tit Bits