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The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07
Order OF Publication.

VI VS3ASothSA
In the Coinmon Plea. Cont. Monday Octobel
SRI. 1891, aId 5th day of term.
The state II 4i,souri. ct the relation and to ~,
uae Of ID 3. Seibcrt, collector Of the ,avcnu,
% Gene GIrardeau county, In the State o.
Nis our,
Jonathan Tucker ard the Unknown hefrs d
Jonsthsn Tucker
Action to enforce tar lien.
NOW. at this day comes the plaintif, by
~ counsel, In opei, Court and hlss herein it,
petition and adfda.it. stating among other
thugs that defendants are nor-re,idsnts Of tho
stat- Of Missouri. s,d cannot be summoned
in tais action. u Is therefore ordered by tho
ccHr. that publication be mads notifying said
against them by pstitio, In the Cape Girardeau
Court Of Common Pleas Of Cape Girarlcau
County, IN the etsto OF Missouri, the object
snd general nature Of Which IL to enforce the
lien Of the State OF Nirsouri, for taxes upon
tfe following describad lands, to-wit:
One hundred shd twenty tisp .srcs, south
half 80 southea>t quarter M ant southeast
da.,.sr ~ southwest %su.rter 81 section
thiftsei (lsl. Aud to recover the amount ef
tsAes dine on said lands for the years lss7. iss';
lac, ls.n
That unless tA-y ~ and appear at the ncxt
regular term Of this court to b. begun and held
~ the court house. in Cit. Of Cape Girarieau.
Cape tilrari-au County, Missouri. OF the fourth
Monday IN January next. lSJ, and ON or before
the sixth day thereof tif the term she'll 40 long
II not. thcn before the end OF the
and answer or deInur to plaintiff . pcti-
tion, the same will he taken As confessed aid
Judgment rendered sccuriingly.
Il 10 further ordesed that Q copy hereof be
in the Csrr Girsrdran DrxoCnAr, q
printed and published at City Cspe
ilrardesu. Cape Girarieau County. Missouri,
Tor four weeks suoocseively. thr last insertion
o he =. least nftren days before the nrst day
II the nett regular tern Of this Court.
A true copy.
Attest: r II. EEGELMAyy, C1erk.
j. W LIMBAUGH,
dcciol21 Attorney for PIsiltiH.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

No American with a heart in bis
breast has any feeling other than
that of earnest, solicitous sympathy
for Count Ferdinand de Lesseps in
the multiplying misfortunes that have
oyertakcn that venerable engineer
and protector. As the leader in vast
enterprises having for their'promo-
tiou Of commerce and civilization the
name Of Lesseps is secur of its place
on the worlds list of great men.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07
Executors Eale

or unavailable and also OF undue notes, allow
anccs, Judgments and Gravel Road stock.
In the Cape Girardeau Court OF Common Pleas
Estate Of john p. Hit, deceased,
Leon J. Albert, executor.
RY virtue Of an order Of the Cape GiYsriesu
~ Court OF Common Pleas, made q its Sep.
tembcr term. A, ID: lsss. to.wit: 0n tho sfd
! the term Of said court II was ordered that I.
Leon j. Albert executor Of said estate, sell II
public auction for ca.h the unavailable and aisn
the unavailable notes. judgments. allowances
and stock belonging to said estate.
Now therefore, by virtue Of said order OF said
court, l will. on Monday, the twcnty-third day
Of January. AID. lsss. it bciag the first day Of
between the hours of nine o'clock In the fore
noon and five O'Clock in the afternoon of that
day, st the East door OF the conrt house in the
desu, State Of Missouri. sell ut luJic .,:io.
FOR cash the followi.y nOtes, auce., ; z
mcnts and stock, to-wit:
One note on W. j. Hit, s.--ed By
deed Ui trust, due April : IA, lSS,
interest eight per ceht. per annum,
pay able annually for leo c.
OnenOte on Walter ID. Penny and T.
Is Penny. about. - -. SIS o.
Ore note on ID. 4. whitman abuut Ho o.
Omen ote on John NJ Frank and II.
Secninger, abo1t ..--- 90. IL o.
Two notes OF. Ruth and A.. II. O'Dono-
Allow anoe r. Giboney and J. W Hobbs
for bout =
Judgment against Jas. y. Hcnaley 30 o.
One note on J b. Ph'llipson for about I02 q
One note on o. l. Harvell, balance
One note:on j s. Henry, d. ii. si1aliy
aud J. SUMMER. .. 50 U
One Eote on Wiley Wilson and J. Z.
Alexander, about -.... g. O.
Oae note on j X. tores for about le o.
fiys shares OF Cape Gi-arieau and
Jacksca Gravel Road Stool. Is Or
One allowance, II. q. Wilson estate
4ih class -. ss o.
One note on Chas: Firth lass 60
One note on II. X. Burdgs AID Chss.
Fuerth. ..... - 20 o.
This. December 18th, 4 D.. lsa7.
OLe note on W. 8. SHREDDER. atolt 49,. 10 o.
dec.4n2s LEON J. ALBERT, X
Of the estste Of John r. Hit. DECEASED
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

TIE latest feat In spoon carving Is 70
ported from the capital city. Of Iowa
and was accomplished By q. e Wilcox
Hs took . common Iowa sou,eni,
spoon. one bearing the Iowa coat Of
arms on is handle, md wroes -
whole Of the Lords Prayer In ID bowl.
Every letter and COMMA Is in IL proper
place and can easily be read with the
naked eye. A local paper. In Comment
ing on the feat, says: The general uss
u such spoons would make religions In
stTuetion more easy and greatly Inn
prove the spirituality Of coffee and tes
drinkers"
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

The Hon. Adlai StevensoD's South
en tour is, to use his own words, a
grand ucccss lie has enjoyed him
self SO much that he. must be almost
sorry he didn't go down with the
other fellows who stirred things up
in the Southland some thirty years
ago,
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07
Valuable Fnrm and Timber Land fer
Enle.

Reed 8 tsthriz Real Estate Agents.
The South half Of the North east c-,rte- and
the " st hsif Of the Southeast quarter OF Sec.
tion Is, Township -, Range Il. l6o acres.
The Mon cast quarter @. the Southeast
quarter of Section Is. Tosn.aip ., Ranss IL
East.
Also Lot . o:ths Northwest quarter, Lot . OF
the SOIthUest quarter, Section 10, Towaship
-. Rsugs II. East Ga Cottoubelt q K. aud
Cape c. Ct. L.. r. S. X. Z. Cape GirsFdesu
County, Missouri.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07
UeIeaaa Hateful,

'but I coulda't .help it Everything
went wrongswsSh .n.;rand l thought
i hadn't o .ftiead in the world; dys-
pepsis caused this, and for months I
couldn't eat ANYTHING. and just suffer
ed 10 misery tiHiused Sulpber Bitters.
Three bottles cured NED e4is, %
|. bowdota Street Boston. Mass.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

ELECTRIC light baths are amonz the
latest inventions. The necessary parta
OF such q bath are q cabinet which will
snchas tho entire body except the
head. and fifty electric lamps Of sixteen
candle power. or one hundred and ten
volta arranged about tho body In
groups, with = scperase switch for eanh
group The light Is thrown On 70
ton 1t . time. making tho patient
frisky and browning the sidn like a
pecan bath.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

No ONE q visit England, soys ON
who has been there. withou, being
struck with mingled shame and SUI.
prise 70 note tho extraordinary supsrs-
orit7 Of Eagish highways over on
own This applies 10 city streets md
TO country rosdA II Is safe TO ~ xhsa
almost every I've mixes Of mAin psSaae
rood IN Great Britain q better than a.
most any I've miles Of public road In
our country.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

I EIN..L SETTLEMENT Notice is hereby
4 given IN all cretitoYs and Others interested
Ia the es.ate Of Ernst Mueller, deceased, that
the undersigned administrator Of said estate
Intends tn lake fnei settlement there , at the
next IAN OF the CAP Girardcau Court , Com
mon Pleas Of cspr 81, ArIcan cor Ity Missouri,
to be held at she court house In the city of
Cape GiIartcsu on Monday, the tw s=ty-third
day Of January, ISIS,
dec3lES1 Administrator,
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

Apparently the Democratic Bour.
bons prefer an invasion OF cholera,
with the sacrifice of thousands If lives
and the loss of millions of dollars, to
the slightest Infringement upon the
Democratic fetch that goes by the
name of Estates Rights"
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

Some of the Peoples party men OBJ.
ject to the numberless military titles
conferred by the recent indianapolis
conference. In fact, there were more
titles and rituals than memembers,
and some of the leaders had to &C
cept double honors.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

Jerry Simpsons Senatorial boom
has fiattened out, berause it has been
learned in Kansas that lie now wears
socks. There are other evidences
too, that Jerry has been @puttin' on
style" since he got to Washington.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

800 acres bottom land. one i af clear and IN
der cult, alton. Runnin1 wafer, two sprinss
thet never get dry. One ant q half mile fror,
Arirola. on the Cotton B-'t Railrvaa AID three
quarters e q mile nom the Bioorlield And Pop
Lar W-f I.ranch Railroad. Being Section Il
and l6. Township "a, Range IL, In Stod lard
County, Missclh.
RkrD 4 AsTEoLz, Real Estate Agents,
Cape GirSrieau, No
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

FoLLowus.b tie verdict Of. :, Penn
syivanis jury u inquest In . esse Of
supposed sEsso: "wc. the jury, and
that the thing ~, done Who did n
O. ho~ wss done Of eourse we don't
SNOW but we Do of eonze. know tia,
Il WIS done"
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07
LIABn.IrIn
STATE OF MISSOURI, D..
snr.-< no nxp .rnNH -

CorSrI Oh CAFE GIkARoEAr. "
Henry A. Astholz ~ Secretary o: the Cara
Girardcau Building aud Lean Association, BE-
ing Only s<orn, states thak the above eNhibi.
10 Q true and full Statement OF the ana cial
condition OF said Association.
HESkr A AsrHoLz, s. crrtary.
49, sabscribcd snd sworn 20 before
sEAL ne this eth day Of January. Iae. I
49, certify that my commission expires
September 18th. leo.
~SANUrL +. DAVIS.
Notary Public.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

AnAnsoAD employe 90 . Wisconsin
line stole . kiss from Q pretty pessen-
Fer. The young lady sued tho com
peny for damagcA and Wa awarded
one thousand dollar1 With the money
thus o6tsinsd her lover. . young clerk.
established himself In business sod ths
couple have becoms wealthy
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

Poor Ed. Nolsnd; he will have 10
serve out his foil time In the peni-
Tertiary. Governor Francis Is too
busy with his cabinet boom TO pay
any attention TO his friends in the
D~cnitentiary,
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

EXECUTRIx NOTICE.-Noticc il. hereby
given that letter. documentary upon hi
estate OF Heury Thiesscn, deceased, have beer
granted to the undersigned by the clerk of ths
Cspe Girardeau Court Of Common Pleas Of
Cape Girazdcau Comfy. Missouri, bcaIing date
the fourth day Of November, 1892.
All persons having claims against said estats
are required to exhibit them to her for allow
Ancs within one year from the date OF said let
ters or they may be precluded from any benedt
sach estate; and IL raid claims be not Exhibited
within two ycars from the date OF the publics-
ton OF this notice they will be forever barrel.
MEL THIESSEN,
nOKs9n2 Erccntrix
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07
office Of Publication.


In the Cape Girardeau Court OF "a anon Pleas
within sud for the county OF Cape Glfsrdear
aud State VI Missouri.
SEPTEMBER TlKx, 1901.
Monday. the third day Of October, 1891, and
9Th day Of said term.
Eatate OF John Beck. Deceased.
Order of Publication.
| NOW on this day comes Jehn Adam Frank,
~ adfni:.is. catof or the c.. ate of John Rack.
TIE court h. petition praying for a order for
sale OF cer;Iin real cstate Of which said Jshn
Bsck dirsi, 5Sized and possessed, decribcd as
fOllows:
The sout.. x.st quarter % Of tho nortbes a,
qualtrr C.t az section twenty three t23). the
southwest quarter 10 OF the southw eat quarter
90 OF section two tsl. and the southeast quay
ts5,s! Of the southwest quartz. ~ Of section
potth OF range eleven qD east cont..ling one
hundr-f I'D twenty t1:nl acres, situated In
Cape Girardesu eoanty, Missouri:
Also one hui.drcl ard twenty fI2Ol scres w.
ing and si.nsted In IRE county OF BofiInger and
state Of Missouri. described - follows: Forty
t4ol acres the southwest quarter : Of tho
.s5s he e, f f.1 en-, * H. 81 x :ss'iS on; tT s; ri:
northeast quarter III OF section thirteen t.3l,
all in township thlrty-oTe north OF 70. rs i.ina
east, TO pay the debts OF said esta,e, winch said
p"ti i"9. Sas sseU as Ppe%nirr Z ise i iseGnn sscr lisas
H. at said estate 10 indebted and that eaid debts
are vrpaid. and that there Is not sufficient
assets u. hAEd to pay the same. On examine
ton th~->of, IL Is ordered BY the court that all
~ rso,s intererted In the estate Of said dccess-
ed, lie notified that application a. a.orcsaiu,
has been made, aud that unless the contrary be
shown on or beinre the hnt day Of the next
term of this corr n he held ut the court house
Ia - lily Of Cape Girzrdesu IN said county,
IN the
Twenty-Third DAY of January, 1898,
IN order will be made FOR the sale Of tho nal |
stats In sail petition described or so much
.aereor - ehaii he h~un.-~at foH the paynent Of
debts, : C. TIE rxDeuses q said debAr. and
he e, -. Is Of scch sale. And re h further
,rdered that . eopy cf this notice BE published
n the Cape Sirlrdcau l~bKxOccAr. q new spap<r
In sid county Of Cape Ginrd~iu tor
ur weeks stcerssivefv before thu next term Of
En-. ENGELNANy.
DECLINES Clerk.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07
~sEMI-ANNUAL

OF the CAPE Girardeau Building and Loan
Association, January LIST. iss.
AssEIs:
Loans on Real Estate. Ss,,oo 90
Delinquent daes Interest and penalties rs *
Cash on hand ....... sSs 81
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07
Kauwag Timetable
ST. LoUIs = pADCCAH RAILWAY.
s.. LOUIS 4 cAiIo SHORT LINE
lSr. L. A. & T. H.R. z. COL

This line now makes direct connection VIZ
CT c. trains leaving Caps Girardean ~
S,og IA arriving at 81. Loufs ut n.3 . n
Returning. leave ST. Louis at 3 80 o. L. INV
ine at Ca5e Girardeau as 31e p. n
5Eo. y. L.AKY, Gen. Psss. Ags- =. Leeis,
ESQ W., PARxER Gen. AanaSsf, u. LSNs:
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07
2, 1898. =

No tree trader has q yet attributed
the heavy snow in the Southern
States 10 the Mckinley law. The
free traders must oil lie celebrating
the holidays very earnestly.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

FINAL SETTLEMENT. -Hntice is hereby
l. given TO all creditc-s and others interested
In the estate Of Henry Dormeycr. deceased
that the undersigned executor OF said eststs
i.teuds 10 make final settlement thereof at tn.
next tenn OF the Cape Girarteau Court o.
Cemmon Pleas OF Cape GirarI-au county, Mis-
souri, to be held at the court house In the city
Of Cape Girnrdcau on Monday, the twclty-
third day OF January. lsa5.
FREDERICK REGESHARDT.
decJlnSo Executor
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07
Probate Docket.

List U; executors, administrators, curatUrs
and guardians v 10 are required by law to cx-
hibit their accounts for settlement at the Janu-
ary term, lsl3. OF the Cape GirAricau Cont
or Common Pleas Of Cane Girardeau County,
Missouri, to:be held at the court house 10 thu
Of Jnuary, ls9:
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07
decSln9

FINAL SETTLEMENT Notice Is hereby
= given to all creditors and others Interested
In the estate Of Henry kyiRon. deceased, that
the undersigned Public Admiristrator Of Cape
Girarde county, Missouri, and as ruch havi X
charge OF raid estate iltelds to make final
settlement thereof g. the next term Of the Cape
Girardesu Court Of Common Pleas of Cape
Girardeau county, Missouri, to be held ut the
court house In the city OF Gaze Giraedc ~ on
Monday, the went third day Of January, is9s.
FREDERICK n. wELTECKE,
decsinSo Public administrator
EXECUTORS NOTICE.-Sotice ia hereby
~ given that letter. tcstimentary u,on the
estate OF John wlttmor, deceased. have boon
granted to the undersigned by the PROBATE
Court OF Cape Girardcau COUNTY, bearing date
the 9Th day Of October, 1892.
All persons having claims against said estate
are required to exhibit them to the un,ieniened
for allowance. Within one year from the date Of
said ~leftsrs, or they may be preclude I from apy
ocneht OF such estate; and II said claims be rot
exhibited within two years from date of the
publication Of this notice. they will BE- forever
barred. FEASCISEX WITTM0R
nOv3uD r1Arufrir
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

A DxIN IsTRATRIX NOTICE.-Noties I,
a here by given that letters OF Adniristrstio
upon the estate Of Joseph Berkbiglcr. deceased.
have been Efsnted to the undersigned by the
Probate Court Of Cape Girardcau County, bear
ing date the 18th day Of November. ls5.
All persons having claims against said cst.tc
are required to exhibit them to the und, rsiync,I
fof allowance. within one year nom the dat. Of
said letter.. or they may be preclndrd nom any
Dement, o. snch estate; and II said claims re
not exhibited within two years mn Inc d.t.
OF the publication Of this notice. they will be
BARBARA BERKBIGLER.
otcSnD AdninistrstYix
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07
SAT r1ft's Ssie of Zeal Estate in
Partition.

Heuer, Bertha Ii-reY, Re.a Heuer. Julius
Lsuer, q ? last IL. o p,i.icrs 3. her guardian.
John Heler, Anna Mary jierer by her guar
disI, Mar Hpu =. D...a n. steog and John
J. S:ceg, her hIs5aid. kxpszte petitioners.
ny virtue snd authority Of q decree for par
- tition and order Of sale made by the Cape
Girsfdeau Court Of Common Pleas. In sad FOR
Cupe GirArdeau county, Missouri, o. Hosday,
the two ,ty-sfxth DAY Of September, fs9z. the
zane nciss TIE INIT 3sJ Of tie September term,
100, OF said court In the above entitled cause;
10 certified copy Of said decree and order was
issued from inc ONCE OF the clerk Of said court,
lated the 18th dav OF DECEMBER, Isss. and de-
liyerod to me,) I, the undersigned sheriff Of
Cape Gl.ardeau comfy, Missouri; Will, on
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07
SheIif's Sale OF Real Estate in
Partition,

william G. Mshhke, Henry Nahnke. ChaYlr.
Nahnkc. Mafy y. hCters and william II
%Iiuters, her husband. Plaintiffs,
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07
CURE

M asedache M r0svsa1 u tyoshsna-
aent 10 Q bilious sests Of IL systsn. ~ -
Oaazfnsss. kau1.k p.ou.tnsa Dts4rs.s Mo
DnAg2Ahao 1ooooe1 hA1 boao ohovn 49,
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

Twenty-Five per cent Of the purchase money
20 be paid in cash on day Of sale aod 8 credit or
wrlve months he given OH tale remainder, the
'urchasrr or purchasers 70 give note with sp-
proved sscurfty, beari"E stvra per &C. & interest
:r,m date Of sale pcc aInum for deferred pay
mott, the purchasers however. having the
option to Pay the ent.,c sun In cash Oh day OF
SIZE. AC3t ST BiEKwIRrH,
Sheriff al -. e Girarlrau County.
EDWARD D.. E~NSi
d"cstuas Ait Irusy for PIai,tid,.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-01-07

TIE z CT sNLE:
Twenty five per cent Of the purchase money
ito lie paid in cash At the time OF sale aud a
.redit Of twelve isoiths Dc give, OF the rr-
naiHder, the purchaser or purchasers to give
=. otc with approved security, hearing ssvei, per
ref interest from date Of sale per ehuurn Cor
or deferred payment, the parchsSrr, however.
having the option to pay the en:irr suin 10 cash
IN day OF sale. AUGUST BiEk WIgTH,
Shc-in OF Cape Girarieau COunty.
Epw ARD ID. ESGkIN
decsin:s Attorney for Petitioners
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1893-05-18
PITH AND POINT.

He what tiny feet Miss Tooze
hasi Did you ever SEQ anything small
er?n She Only her boots. Brooklyn
Life.
s.Oh, mamma, " said little Ethel the
first time she saw o Chinaman, look e
the gentleman with his eyes cut bias "
Washington Star.
She has promised to marry him.
Is she in love with him?" 30, no; what
ever failings she may have, she isn't
vulgar. IN. z. Press
He Man is like river; so diff
cult to trace him to his source She
Eyes, man is like . river; biggest at the
mouth. Boston Transcript.
Did Mrs. Livelong marry man
younger than herself. = Yes, he was
at the time, but they've been married
several years now. Inter Ocean.
Were you at Bronson's reception?"
mo. / don't speak to Bronson any
more. Ever since he fired me out of his
house last January, I've cut the beggar
dead. -Harper's Bazaar.
Papa said Abner, 'sif yoQ will
buy me printing press I'll print Jon 2
newspaper every day, and then You
won't have to spend your money on
newspapers" -Harper's Bazaar.
$50 Bankster married his type
writer operator" Yes" "And she
doesn' do any more work?r 1T didn't
turn out that way. She simply doesn't
draw any more salary" Washington
Star.
You seem to have q good deal OF
faith in DOCTORS" said the friend of the
sick man. 81 have" was the reply.
"a doctor would be foolish to let a
good customer like me e."-Washing-
ton Star.
any more when I'm angry" Mamma
''Why not, dear?" Percy-"Billy At
kins hit me with stone, and before /
counted six he had run Brook
lyn Life.
-sWhat on earth is the reason din
ner is SO late?" Wife-ssKatie had to
wait until came home because had
left the canary out, and she couldn't
tell him from the spring chickens -
Inter-Ocean.
Flint is in great trouble. Whats
the matter?'' well, when he proposed
to Miss Gusher he listened for the. usual
This is so sudden and he don't know
whether she accepted him or not.
Inter-Ocean.
-Husband-"Yes, women are all
alikes, they is. It don't take them long
to change their minds. Why, when /
asked yer to marry me first We said We
wouldn't marry the noblest man that
ever breathed." Wife-s.Well, I've kept
M word, dear,"-Fun.
"A colored boy, called as a witness
before court-martia1, was asked by
the Judge ladvocate if he understood
what an oath was. The witness replied:
ssYas, sab! reckon I does. Use been
six months. .-Argonaut.
-'sShe said was a perfect spring
poem when she saw me in my new
suit" said the young man with. . PEN
chant for proposing. Indeed" re-
piled his friend. ibid she refer to the
frequency with which you are declined
with thanks'?'- Washington Star.
Sympathy la Mode.-Husband--
ST feel frightfully queer this morning;
splitting headache-pains everywhere
mo appetite, and a general sense Of
nervous depression" Fond Wife-'sAnd
yet when you came home last night,
darling, you appeared to be perfectly
ober."-Fun.
Mrs. Smith-"And how is your neigh
bor?" Mrs. Brown-.'She'sw well enough,
I suppose. haven't seen her to speak
to for six weeks Mrs. Smith-"Why,
thought you were on the most friend.
ly terms Mrs. Brown-s'Well, we
used to be; but we've exchanged serv.
ants. Vogue.