Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-11-10

Doings that Arr Odd, Curious, LAnea-
ahle-The Weeks Humor.
Let Us An Laugh.
THE train robber must hold up
Picayune.
THERE is always roo at the top
for large potatoes. Blizzard.
LIQUOR and lick her too often
travel together Lowell Courier.
DEAL gently unless you wish to
break up the game. -Galveston News.
A GREAT many will sing a lie that
will not deliberately tell ne.-Ram's
Horn.
TIE manicure doesn't insist on
scash on the nail. "-Glens Falls Re-
publican.
The gods of heather lands are only
matters of idol curiosity here
| Rochester Democrat.
BEAUTY is only skin deep, the prov
erb says; but, after all, that serves.
-Somerville Journal.
MANY q man owes his success in life
to the advice he didn't take from
others.-Detroit Journal.
A MAN never has SO much use for
his watch as when listening to a long
standardization Globe.
EVEN the man who is considered
"a trump" is sometimes "turned
down. "--Yonkers Statesman.
IT is not the modest man but the
politician with an under lip like a
scoop who gets the STANDARDIZATION
News.
THE st%eeplechaser may be quick
tempered. but when he takes a fence
he gets over it very quickly.-Elmira
Gazette.
The tenant who spends all his
money on a tear naturally has cause
to worry over the rent.-BuffalO
Courier.
sWELL, Anna, have you found the
rose for my hair yet?:" ayes, madam;
Fliegende Batter.
THEATRICAL people ought to be
good: they are repeatedly being
prompted to do the right thing
Yonkers Statesman.
SHE (from the hammock)-sHave
you read sAn Exquisite Fool?'" He
with q sigh of hopelessncsss)-sTve
been one. Detroit Free Press.
"WELL," observed Blobbs at the
shore, "the beach is dirty with wreck
age, but we can hardly say that it is
not observation-disclosures Record.
WAITER Cat Saratoga - sChips,
sir?:" Straightflush (his mind still on
last nights little game)-sYes; two
stacks, both bl.es. Buffalo Courier.
THERE is one safe way of avoiding
fatal mistakes in distinguishing be-
tween mushrooms and toadstools.
Eat parsnfps .-Kansas City Journal.
DEMONSTRATORS in Natural Science
Gentlemen, 1 hold in my hapdthree
shells. Voice from amphitheater-It
isn't under any of them.-Detroit
Tribune.
V1s1ToR-Whose exhibit is that ?
Columbian Guard (obligingly inspect
ing it)-Some RUSSIANS, / guess. His
name seems to be HandsOf.-Chicag(
Tribune.
HUsBAND-sI just can't live in the
same house with that cook any long
en-" Wife-@Farewell, Edwin. We
may meet in the great beyond. DE
troit Tribune.
Few people know better what tn,
phrase "a searching glance" mean
than the smuggler when the eagl,
eye Of the customs inspector falls upol
him. -BuffalO Courier.
A WOMAN in Ohio has just received
her degree as an electrical engineer
She ought. by mere force of instinct
to know how to manage the sparks
Baltimore American.
sWELL," said the reporter, as h
took the cash for an interview with
certain eminent politician, " "this i
not the first rumor that has game,
currency. Washington Star.
OYSTERS twenty inches in diane
ter once grew on the sea bottom tina
is now the Yuma Desert. Yum;
doubt it, but they've got the she'll
to show. Philadelphia Ledger.
A LADY reader wants to know i
! we believe in cures by alaying on q
hands," We do. madame, we dc
most fervently. But a slipper or pin
single is better. -Galveston News
HOTEL GUEST lat the Worlds Fai,
What's this item R. A. mean o
my bill? Clerk-You had a room O
the fifteenth floor, didn't you? Cues
Yes. Clerk-That's for "raref1e
air. Club.
MAIDEN (who had been reading {
the French way of conducting matr
monial alliances)-Mamma, you kne,