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clog ence, while his eyes flashed

|eloquen while his eyes flashed Ere,
what are you To- xpect Of . MIN. who
Stands here & to cars based OF
nssfpussaaaio sssht Of s,stice what
tesser;;:e il man who undertakes TO de-
st.oy our testimo ny o., the ground thst
my witness wears /, red u hen, gen
;1 tlenen8sof the hen, gen
.tlensen Ct tfle jury here Brsce made q,
spring and an catching 3 by the be-
som Of his shirt, tore il open, displ
his led flannel when Mr.. Barnaby him
self wears 1 red flannel coat concealed
under a blue one
The effect was electrical Barnaby
was beaten at his own game, and Bruce
gained the case. z
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BOTHOF THE SAME COLOR,
Clever stratagem Of a Lawyer to Turn the
Jury for His Client.

On one occasion at a convivial party
Daniel Webster and other distinguished
lawyers We're present and the converse
ton happened to turn on the legal pro-
fession. 'sWhen | was young practi-
TONER said Mr.. Webster, :.there was
but one man at the New Hampshire bar
| of whom I was afraid and that was old
Barnaby. There were but few men who
dared to enter the lists with him. On
one occasion Barnaby was employed to
defend the title to piece of land his op-
ponent being a little, mean. cunning law
yer named Bruce. Bruce's case was
looked upon as good as lost when it was
ascertained that Barnaby was retained
against him. The suit came on for trial,
and Barnaby found that Bruce. had
worked hard and left no stone unturned
to gain the victory. The testimony for
the plaintiff was very strong, and unless
it could be impeached the case Of the de-
fsndant was lost. The plaintiff wore
red coat. In summing up for the de-
Tense old Barnaby commenced furious
attack on the witness, pulling his testi-
mony all to pieces, and appealing to The
jury If man who wore a red coat was,
under any circu instances, to be believed.
s :. And who is the red coated witness
exclaimed Barnaby but a desc ndant Of
our common enemy, who has striyen to
take from us our ibert {, and would not
hesitate now to deprive any poor man Of
his land by making any sort of red
coated statement.
DuriRg this speech Bruce was walk
ing up and down the bar greatly excited
and Convinced that his case was gone,
knowingsas he did the prejudice Of the
jury against any thing British. While,
however, Barnaby was gesticul ing and
leaning forward to the jury in his elo-
quent appeal, his shirt bosom opened
slightly and Bruce accidentally disco
weed that Barnaby wore . red under
shit. Bruce's countenance brig htened
up. Putting both hands in, his coat
pockets, he walked to the bar with great
confidence, to the astonis hment Of his
client and all ookcrs on. just as Bar
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fairly illustrates the reli giions and moral
standpoint Of senator Frye and the rel
Of the statesmen who voted 10 restore the
Puritan Sabbath ii this country They
PRACTICAL ~ ignore the teachings Of the
founders Of Christianity u, and 60 back to.
the barbaro,ls Sabbatarii ian code of the
ancient Jews as laid dow III d uteron-
omy and Leviticus. The Purit ans did !
not attempt to conceal their preference
for the Old Testament to the eiiscourses
Of Jesus and the Epistles Of the Apostles.
As e set-of to Senator rye''s anecdote
let US quote from Macauley the follow
ING. descr Upton Of the Pufitans. whose
policy the Maine Senator would be So
glad t. restore in this country
In defiance to the sex press and reiter-
sated declarations Of Luther and Calvin,
they turned the weekly festival by which
the church had, from the primitive t im6ess
common GRATED the Resurrection Of her
Lord into Jewish Sabbath They sought
for principles Of jurisprudence in the /
Mosaic law, and for precedents to gui6e
their rdinary conduct in the Books of
Kings and Judges. Their thoughts and
disconTses ran much on acts, which were
,assaredly not recorded as examples for
our imitation. The prophet who hewed
In pieces q captive King, the rebel ger.
eral who gave. the blood of a queen 10
the dogs, the matron who, in defiance of
plighted faith and Of the laws of Eastern
hospitality, drove the nails into the fugii-
tive ally who had first fed at her board,
and who was sleeping under the shadow
OF her tent, were proposed as models of
Christian suffering under the tyranny of
princes and prelates. Morals and man
ners were subjected to "a code reset. bling
that of the synagogue when the syna-
gogue was in its worst state. The dress
the department, the language, the stud
les. the amuseme of the rigid sect, were
regulated on principles not unlike those
Of the Pharisees, who, proud Of their
washed hands and broad phylacteries,
tainted the Redeemer as Sabbath
breaker and wine bibber. It was sin
to hang sigarlands on a Maypole, to drink
to a friend health, to fly a hawk, to
hunt a stag, to play at, chess, to wear love
locks, to put starch in a ruff, to touch
the yirginals, toread the "Faerie Queen z
There is more Of this exquisite picture
of the Ancient Puritans, whose tyrannic-
al spirit survives the loss of their earn
est faith and sincerity. There is no
doubt that Senator Frye and his col
leagues agree with the good Scotch wom-
an, both as to the sin of the American
tourist who roWed a boat on Sunday and
as to the character Of Jesus. He said as
much. Nori there any doubt thai the
goods Scotch woman would full y agree with
Senator Frye and the rest of the 8sena-
torial Sabbatarians that it would be a
heinous sin to open the gates Of the Chi
cago Exposition on Sunday. But the [
arguments for SO narrow and illiberal
a creed can only be drawn from the doc
5rrines and policy of the Sabbatarians Of
the Seventh Century and their Jewish
prototypes Minneapolis Times
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A Powerful Editor,

A Powerful Editor,
| The writing editor of a certain Cleye-
land newspaper is man who is ordinar-
lily as imperious to compliments as a
stone wall is to bird shot. The other
day, however, he was forced to blush at
praise. A well. known man in that town
had, by some means, been reported dead,
and the editor, having known him well,
set about preparing an obituary editorial
worthy Of the occasion. When it was
all done and he had proof of it before
him, in walked the man himself.
The editor was surprised.
81 just heard" said the visitor, :sthat
arumor was abroad to the effect that ]
had gone over, and came in to prove to
you that it was not correct
"We heard about it, said the editor.
s'and just fixed you up a little some
thing here as a token ofour esteem" and
he handed over the proof.
The man read it through carefully and
with great qualification.
by Jove, old fellow" he said fervent.
~, taking the editors hand, ssafter read
ing that editorial I'm almost sorry the
rumor isn't true.''
| ! s. . 81,
Then the editor blushed.- Detroit Free
Press.
To Satisfy the Humorously Inclined.
A Pigmy.-"You are rot dwarf
said the museum manager to the appli-
cant, ''you are six feet tall. = 81 look SO
but really feel very, very small. I'm a
Chicago man, and Pm married to Bos-
ton woman. PUCK
Their Cards Gentleman in restaurant
stumbles againsc lsdy's chair. She
(angrily)- "Beast'' He (cooly) cal
low me also to introduce myself; my
name is Winthrop
A Novel Craft. Pat doing lookout
duty for first time 'sHilloo!'' Officer
Con the bridge -ssWhat is it, Pat?'' Pat
-"Shure an Oh Dunno" iicer--.sWell,
what do you see?" Pat col see a red
an a green loight, an OF t'ink it must
be a drug store.''- Judge.
| 3 ~ 81 <
| First Young Lady of Distinction
| ''My ancestors came to tins country one
hundred and fifty years ago" Second
| Young Lady of DISTINCT Mine did
not find It necessary to come to this
country at all. y Texas siftings.
Family EXPERIENCE G5rammar Teach
er--"Johnny give me an example Of a
sentence. s Johnny ST en- dc liars or ten
days. Black and White.
Two explanations First State an
| can truly say that no man ever sought
to bribe me-" Second Ditto =. Oh. we'll
/ wouldn't be discouraged. Your luck
may change some time or other. ''-B os-
too Transcript.
He Would Notice .Employer
sD DID you put that note where it will be
sure to attract Mr.. Smiths attention
when he comes in?n Office Boy es
sir. Istuck a pin through it and putt
on his chair Z Ha award Lamp Don.
a Bad Blunder 81 10 Ok herr, s said an.
excited man TO g drug Oh gave me.
morphine forquinine this morning y rs
that SOP replied the druggist. Then
you owe me twenty five cent. 3 s 81
Bulletin.
Worse than Useless Judge gu
are charged with stealing chic ens. Do
you want a lawyer g Black Gulprit
|1ssN yer honah. Z Judge -. " ny notee
Gu prit-ssH It please de COT, I'd like
ter keep dem chicken myself after hab-
bin all de trubbls gittin' 'em. Truth.
Cheap, too: East Side Belle do
you " now what Mrs. Igleef IS going to
wear at the Hoton's big ball " North
Side Belle lnaiinl Chica.
lsggo News.
The morning call., 1893-01-15
TOO MUCH FASTING.
A Tough and Ungrateful Kid Wants to
Be Squared With the Dispensary.

ST. Louis Post Dispatch
It was Tuesday after the double New
Years which followed on the Christmas
week after double Christmas. when an
urchin came up to the reporter and said:
Say, is you got any pull at de City
Hall?"
"Sure; why?"
Gould yon fix me wild de doctor at de
dispensary?"
Easy; what is the matter with you?"
III | knowed dat wouldn't want no doc
tor"
"HOw did you get sick ?"
well. it's like dis: Ye see de-e's lot O.
stills what don't know ye 'cepen at Chris
mus. and all of a sudden dey gifts charitable
and blows We off to feed. Fer Chrismus
my reglars fixed me out fer four feeds, and
den lot o. old hens gin me tickets fer
Chrismus trees. / stood 1t all right till
purity near New Years, but den de candy
and sermons aud singin' laid me out.
wasn't 10 de beanery fer four days and just
eat dis Chrismus stuff. III we kin fix dis fer
me jest dis onc't. Pll live on handouts and
good grub fer ever"
A spasm distorted his face and he added
nd dere's gang a Washers at Sxt an
Olive I'll put ye onto"
he was given note 10 the dispensary
doctor VINO "physicked" him to his hearts
content
The morning call., 1893-01-15

TO the ragged edge of forbidden knowl-
edge" leave Mahatmas and precipitation
OF dematerialized and materialized things
to the new school. But am anxious to
know If they have advanced on the old.
Why, there are conversations in "The Doc
tor" when Southey edited it, that discount
the modern occult school entirely. There
Is nothing new under the sun.
l even think the occultists might pay a
passing tribute to old Sir Thomas Browne
OF the Cromwelian era, when he wrote:
Light that makes things seen makes
things invisible. Were it not for darkness
and the shadow Of the earth the noblest
part OF creation had remained unseen and
the stars in heaven as invisible as on the
fourth day. when they were created above
the horizon with the sun and there was not
an eye to behold them. The greatest mys-
terry of religion is expressed by adumbra-
ton. and in the noblest part of Je wish
types we find the cherubim shadowing the
mercy-seat. Life itself is but the shadow
OF death, and souls departed but the shadow
Of the living. All things fall under this
name. The sun itself is butthe dark stimuli
acrum, and light but the shadow of God. :"
1 would like those who fail to under
stand this idea of the darkness and the
light, and who have not confirmed all their
prejudiees. to read 'ZanOni" and "A
written nearly fifty years ago. and whatever
there is OF modern occultism is contained in
them. 1t is also singular fact that their
author in his Coming Race" described
prophetically a. city with electric lights and
elevators. undreamed of in his day.
Railroads are prefgured in the book of
Nahum chapter ii:4), but it is far cry
from Samuel and the old prophets to the
mountains of Thibet, and the times of
many inventions" and travelling lectures
are near at hand. or even now.
But l cannot see how any sensible man
or woman who has crawled out of this
WORK a-day world and banished the neces-
sites of dollars and cents, if only for one
thoughtful hour, can escape the conclusion
that superstition and turnip ghosts do not
always bid faith and reason BECOME.
For my part l am perfectly convinced
that the power of man or woman to de-
tach his or her visible image such an image
as the mirror. the camera obscura or the
camera lucida would presently aud to make
such image visible at will miles and miles
away is thing as easy as the magic Ian
tern. But, like the magic lantern, it de-
mands conditions. The Lick telescope will
not pierce fog, and the sun sin dim
eclipse" does not give light to that portion
OF the earth within the belt of totalty.
p G. II
The morning call., 1893-01-15
ON THE COMSTOCK.
Weekly Bulletins of Work Done i'm
the Mines.

the Mines.
VIRGINIA CITY, New, Jan. 14-Appended
will be found the official letters of superiu-
tendents of operations in the Comstock
mines:
Con. CAL. & VA. MINE-1500 leyel-We
continue running water through the old
erosscut from the south drift, so feet south
from the shaft station, which has reached
the old stope timbers, and is working down
through them to the 1860 level. From the
end of the main south drift. or the connec-
ton with our sill-foor slopes, we have COM
pleted filling with waste rock the openings
connecting with the 1850 level. We are In
full possession Of the slopes on this level
and have ventiating air passing through
every part of it. We are repairing the ore
chute and Underway leading to the ninth
floor. 1t will take five days to completf
this work and we will then resume ore e.
traction from this level. There Is V.
little gas escaping through the Con. Virgi
shaft. 1900 leyel-We are repairing
main south drift and east crosscut lea,
therefrom to the upraise connection
the 1900 level of the north drift
ievel-We continued making the nece
repairs to the drifts on the sill floors
level and have extracted from the old
eight floors up in upraise carried up
the main northwest DRIFT and raised
surface 124 tons of ore of an avers
assay value of $50 ~ per ton.
OPHIR-1465 leyel-The upraise
on the sill floor on the north side
crosscut run east from the drift, run
from the Mexican into the Ophir q
100 feet below the sill floor of this leve
been carried up eight feet, total he
seyenty-fiye feet, continuing in pc
aud quartz.
MEXfCAN-On the 1465 level the q
north from the crosScnt run enSt g.
bottom of the winZe 81
sill floor of this level
Tho nina n he~.
The morning call., 1893-01-15

whose stalls outside of his door are sur
rounded by a hall-dozen or more men at
nearly al hours of the day looking for
readable matter When the cold weather
began this shrewd dealer saw that his trade
at the outside stalls was lapidly falling off.
The next day IN passing his place IL was
noticed that the stalls were not outside as
usual, but in the window was a great
placard reading, Gene inside, boys; it is
too cold to stand out there aud examine
books; we have them all nicely warmed for
like charm, and all the other Secondhand
boOk-dealers on that thoroughfare wonder
why they did not hit nnOn the idea first
The morning call., 1893-01-15

A combined knife and fork for one-armed
men anufactured.
The morning call., 1893-01-15

reported to be abandoned a few miles off
the mouth of the Columbia River Her
decks are all under water and most of the
rigging was gone from her masts. She is
very likely another victim of the Christmas
The morning call., 1893-01-15
A Good Business Stroke.

Now iOfk Ilmes.
On one Of the busy downtown streets
there Is dealer in secondhand books
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-04-16
RESCUE CLUB MEETING.

At the Rescue Club meeting last
evening there was a very large attend.
ance and a splendid program, Presi.
den Crawford was in the chair. and
opened with prayer, The pianist was
Miss Nellie Busey. Following was
the program rendered:
Recitation, "Flora's Letter." Mary
Conner.
Recitation, stop and Think" Lena
Kronquist.
Song, 1.-THE Brides Ball." Laura and
Rosie Parker.
Recitation. Somebody's Mother"
Miss Kate Conner.
Recitation. THE Best Drinking
Place" Mary Kronquist.
Piano solo. Miss Reta Hobson.
Dialogue. THE Use of Study, Miss
Clara Simpson, Maud Stockton and
James Douglass,
Quartet, Misses Genie Lewis, Irene
Johnson, frankie Holden, and Lena
Mason, Being recalled, they sang cyan
kee Doodle"
Reading. HE Drew the Line at Last"
Mrs. A. r. Cyrus,
Piano solo, Edwin Hobson.
Reading. w. NJ. LaForce.
The committee on program for next
week are Mrs. f. X. Van Tassell, Miss
Annie Gratke and c. M. Huxford,
Four persons signed the pledge.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-04-16

Considerable comment was occa-
stoned by The Astorian's remarks yes
terday morning calling attention to the
necessity for a quarantine hospital for
this city.
The urgent need Of such a building
is admitted and several suggestions
have been made.
One is that one Of the condemned
government vessels be secured for the
use of quarantine in this port.
Another suggests that piles be driven
in the Middle Sands and a building
placed there. 1t is claimed that this
would be the cheaper plan. The right
to place q structure Of that ma
ture In the river would probably be a
matter to come before the secretary Of
war for his approval.
These are some OF the ideas advanced,
and 1t is in order for others to be made
known. This Is certainly q matter
that needs attending to Immediately,
for the protection Of our people and
also to insure humane treatment of
those who may be so unfortunate as to
require placing in a quarantine hos
pital.
A man with a proper regard for his
life would not allow the authorities to
remove him to any such pest house as
that which is at present a disgrace TO
the city and those who have charge of
its sanitation.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-04-16
FROM MRS. H. W. BEEcHER.
40 Orange Street. Brooklvn, N. Y

40 Orange Street. Brooklyn. N. Y,
Feb. II, 1890.
II have used Allcock's plasters for
some years for myself and family, and
as far as able. for the many sufferers
who come to us for assistance, and
have found them a genuine relief for
most OF the aches and pains which
flesh Is heir to. l have used Allcock's
Plasters for all kinds Of lameness and
acute pain, and, by frequent expert
ments, find that they can control many
cases not noticed In your circulars.
The above is the only testimonial /
have ever given In favor OF n plaster,
and II my name has been used to re-
commend any other 1t is without my
authority or sanction"
MRS. HENRY WARD BEECHER.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-04-16
2,22S,672.

These figures represent the number
of bottles of DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
which were sold in the United States
from March, 1891, to March, 1892. Two
million, two hundred and twenty-eight
thousand, six hundred and seventy-two
bottles sold In one year, and each and
every bottle was sold on guarantee
that money would be refunded If sat-
~isfactory results did not follow its use.
The secret Of it's success is plain. 1t
never disappoints and can always be
depended on as the very best remedy
for Coughs and Colds, cts. Price soc.
and 500. At Chas. Rogers. drugstore.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-04-16
LADIES' TEA

Is q pleasant drink, which will be
borne by the stomach without nau
sea or gripping. 1t acts thoroughly on
the liver, kidneys and reproductive or
gans. A gentle physic. efficient diu-
retic, and is most useful in scant or
painful menstruation. 1t aids diges-
ton and reduces corpulency; clears the
complexion, rendering 1t fair, and re-
storing the natural tone of the skin.
for 1t removes the bile. which by ac-
emulation. produces the sallow. mud
dy complexion, peculiar to the con
stipated. Sold by all druggists.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-04-16

Local weather for the twenty-four
hours ending at s p. m, yesterday. fur
nished by the U. 8. department Of agrI-
culture. weather bureau:
Maximum temperature. 40 degrees.
Minimum temperature, SS degrees.
Precipitation, .03 inch.
Total precipitation from July LIST, 1892,
to date. 1923 inches.
Excess Of precipitation from July LIST,
1892. to date. 1897 inches.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-04-16

The dispatches this morning tell OF
the new Cunarder Campania attaining q
speed Of twenty-six miles per hour on
her trial trip yesterday. The hope Ii
expressed that she may be able to beat
all previous records by making the trll
In five days and a half.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-04-16
NOTICE TO

Sealed proposals will be received up
to noon on April 81, 1898. for the build
ing of a school house, at the office of
the school clerk of district No. 6, Kin
bred Park, New Astoria, Clatsop coun-
ty, Oregon, where plans and specifica-
lions can be seen. The right TO reject
any or all bids is reserved.
C. A. HENRIKSON,
Clerk of Dist. No. 6.
April 10, 1898. I'd
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-04-16
A Sure Cure for piles.

Itching Piles a.e known by moisture
like p~erspiration, causing intense itching
when warm. This form, as well as Blind,
Bleeding or Protruding, yield at once to
DR.. Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which acts
directly on the parts affected, absorbs
tumors, allays itching and effects a
permanent cure. soc. Druggist or mail.
Circulars free. Dr.. Bosanko, 329 Arch
rect, IN a~delphia, Fa. Sold by ]. w.
Conn.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-04-16
Bncklen,s Arnica SalYe.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, plcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and positive
ly cures piles, or nc pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-
ton or money refunded. Price rs cents
per box. For sale by Chas. Rogers, sue
cessor to j. c. Dement,.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-04-16
Cry for Pitchers castOria

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss. she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children. she gave them Castoris
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-04-16
WORLDS FAIR TRAVELLERS WILL
HAVE 1T.

The public demand throug service
when travelling. II is old fashioned to
change cars" On the through, solid
vestibuled trains Of the Chicago, Union
Pacific 4 Northwestern line from or
to Chicago. Omaha and intermediate
finest and fastest service between the
points named.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-04-16
YOU SHOULD REAL THIS.

The popularity Of the Union Pacific is
best determined by the superior service 1t
accords to the travelling public In main
talning two daily through trains to
Omaha, st, Paul, Chicago and points east,
thoroughly equipped with all the latest
appliances for the comfort and safety Of
its patrons besides shortening the distance
materially with its fast trains. The pres
ent train schedule enables passengers TO
reach st. Paul seven hours quicker and
Chicago twenty-four hours quicker.
Omaha and Kansas City and intermediate
points, forty hours quicker than any line
from the Pacific Northwest.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-04-16

If you have friends in Europe whose
passage you wish to prepay to Astoria,
call at the Northern Pacific office. steamer
Telephone dock, and make known your
wants. Reduced rates via all the lead
ing steamship lines.