The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-08-09
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

covering 5000 acres.
Cast your trouble upon the Lord
and he will sustain thee.
The model mother never forgets
that she was child herself.
= Cattle were introduced into Vir-
ginia in 1909, into New England in
1924.
The Queen of Corea has p lady
physician who gets salary of $15 600
yearly.
- A rattlesnake in the Zoo at At
lanta, Ca, has not eaten anything
since last August.
- Not one person in thousand can
remember great sermon, but nobody
can forget an act Of kindness.
= The Mohawk Indians will not:
allow so much as blade of grass to-
grow upon the graves of their compan-
ions.
Not-What makes Grimes shaped
so like corkscrew Dot-His Wifes
constant twisting him around her little:
finger. -
A hardware dealer Of Albion, N 3
Y, announces that to every one pur-
chasing wheelbarrow hewil give Q
free ride home in it. y
If you climb to any high place in
this world do not forget the point from
which you started, nor the friends that
helped you on the way.
= Three things ruin man: To
know little and talk much to have
little and spend much and to be worth
little and presume much.
= The woman who paints herr cheeks
and the man who dyes his whiskers
never fool but one person.
The old style used to be 81 now
take nv pen in hand" Nowadays
the correct phrase would be, 8 now
begin to thump my typewriter.
= The devil as devil never gained
a soul. It is only when he appears an
angel Of light that he is dangerous.
= In the Spring Of 1892 a Hunga-
rian Jew sent to Vienna paper
grain Of wheat on which he had written
3O9 words taken from Sissot's book on
Vienna.
There are some words in the
Chinese language that have as many
as forty different meanings, each
depending on the intonation used IN
pronouncing it.
"Cool as cucumber is not
piece Of slang but scientific fact, the
temperature Of the vegetable being
always degree below that OF the sur
rounding atmosphere.
eyes. George, I'll marry you,
said the maiden to her ardent lover,
"but we'll have to elope:" "Why
asked he, in surprise. Papa says he
can t afford a wedding"
Young Man-So Miss Ella is
your oldest sister? Who comes after
her? Small Brother-NobGy amt
come as yet; but pa says the trst
fellow that comes can have her.
sThis baby Of yours seem pretty
solid" said Hankinson, holding Tomp.
kins' baby up in his arms. "Of
course, he isl retorted Tompkins;
ssdid YOU think he was plated ~"
= Men kissing one another is for,
eign custom which has never found
favor in America Our men can lind
80 much better kissing that they don't
care to waste time on each other.
He: Is there anything ! can do
to prove my affection for you! she:
Yes. Marry my sister. She is older
than 1, and mamma is determined to
not let me marry till sister is disposed
of.
of one thousand men who marry
three hundred and thirty-two marry
Younger women, five hundred and
sixty-nine marry women OF the same
age, and eight-nine marry older wo-
men.
In Madagascar dissatisfied hus-
band has only to give his wife piece
Of money and say, MADAM, l thank
you," and, according to the laws OF
Madagascar, he is divorced straight
away.
= Some idea Of the slaughter of
elephants can be secured from the
fact that in Zanzibar alone some 5W,-
600 pounds Of ivory are marketed ey.
ery season from the tusks of l0,0OO
elephants.
She: It is true that Miss Rich
leigh has money, but she is also very
| exacting. If you marry her you will
have to give up smoking and drinking.
He: If I don t marry her shall have
| to give up eating.
= The soil in Egypt is titled by ex-
actly the same kind of plow as that
| used there 5000 years ago. The fur
rows are made extremely shallow, and
the clods are further broken up with
big wooden cudgel.
| "A curious superstition prevails in
Norway. When the people are in
quest Of drowned body, they row to
| and fro with a rooster in the boat,
| fully expecting that the plro Will crow
| when the boat reaches the spot where
| the corpse lies.
Little Dick: Papa, didn't you
| tell mamma we must economize
Papa: I did, my son. Little Dick:
Well, l was thinkin' that mebby If
you'd get me a pony I wouldn't wear
out so many shoes.
= Ayers Hair Vigor, is cleanly,
agreeable, beneficial, and safe. It's
the most elegant and the most econom-
ical of toilet preparations. By its use
ladies can produce an abundant growth
of hair, causing it to become natural
in color, lustre, and texture.
She-You are the first one who
ever kissed. me that way. He-You
mean you never ',fore felt a lovers
kiss. She-No, | A.eaI, that no one
before ever missed my mouth and hit
my nose three times out of FIVE.
- Asa Hefner, Maryland farmer
residing near Sykesyille, gave his
guests wheat bread at a 6 o'clock sup
| per the other evening that was made
from grain that was growing in his