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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-06-15
Do you Know :?

That more ills result from an
Unhealthy Liver than any
other cause-Indigestion, Consti,
patton, Headache, Biliousness,
and Malaria usually attend it.
Dr.. Sanford's Liver Invigorator
is a vegetable specific for Liver
Disorders and their accompany
ing evils. 1t cures thousands
wilv not be one of them? Take
DR.. Sanford's Liver Invigorator,
your Druggist Will supply yol..
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-06-15
IIttIc nnnsrkecrrr.

Lois is real little houSekeeper. and
keeps house behind the couch in The
sitting Her baby eossin II
quently calls upon her. and, il must be
confessed her small housewifely soul
gers sorcly tried within her sometimes.
One day some one said. Where's baby
"oA, he housekeeping for Lois, was
the answer NO" Ions said solemn
" Hes breaking up housekeeping
Youth Companion
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-06-15

Given by the Oldest Newspaper
in New York City.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-06-15
VIZ limit
EnVEr fhE Earth.
G G6T WF DO 2 & snA To
Portion very Thoroughly.

Yes, the New Goods which
we receive every day, find d
welcomed place in many
homes in Grant County.
This is covering only a por-
ton of the big State of Wis
consin, and yet our sales of
Chamber Suits, Fancy Exten-
sion Tables, Side Boards and
Parlor Furniture, are daily
increasing.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
a Remedy of General Utility.

1t is among the follies of which the manufact-
urers Of many proprietary remedies are guilty,
to term their medicines ''panaceas,' or to claim
for them the quality of panaceas. There is no
such thing as 'panacea," which means rem
edy adapted to all diseases This absurdity has
never been perpetrated by the proprietors of
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. But they do claim
and with justice, that it is remedy of general
utility, and this because it restores that regular
and vigorous condition of the stomach, liver and
bowels which conduce to the recovery of general
health. Thus it fortites the system against ma
larla by lnfusing stamina, and causing harmo-
NOUS action of the organs, which, as long as
they go right, are the best guaranty against an
endemic malady like chills and fever. 1t ac-
composites double purpose by stimulating ac-
tivity OF the kidneys, since it not only prevents
their disease and decay, but expels from the
blood through them impurities that cause rheu-
matism, govt and dropsy. Useit with confidence
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
PACIFIC COAST NOTES.

PROBABLY the only orange that ever
grew and ripened in Grand Ronde Val
ley, Ore, is Oh exhibition at a Dalles
drug store. The tree on which the
orange grew is about eight inches in
height, and the fruit is little under
the average size.
THE report Of a big copper strike in
Big Cottonwood Canyon has reached the
Salt Lake Tribune. It is said to be a
mine owned by Brighton of summer-re-
sort fame, the ore of which contains
traces of silver and gold and heavy
percentage Of copper.
THE series Of rabbit hunts in Ontario,
Cal, has closed. About 4, 900 jacks have
been slaughtered. Since the county
bounty of 20 cents on rabbit scalps went
into effect there has been great deal of
hunting by individuals, and some have
made as high as So day.
THE estimated yield Of hops in Polk
County, Ore, this year is 1,8OO 600
pounds. The quality Of hops will be
better than last year. as there are no
lice. The average yield will be less, but
will be made up in the acreage which
was not fit to pick last year on account
of lice.
THE Pat Donegan ranch, comprising
4 200 acres, located twelve miles north
of Medford, Ore, was sold the other
day for S33, 500. Fifty Polish families
from Kansas and Nebraska will settle
on the tract
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
With Buttons All Over Her.

The curious case, which was reported
lately, of set Of buttons exploding be-
fore the fire, may have many duplicates
this winter, for buttons Of all sorts are
coming in again. Big pearl buttons
them, ivory buttons, the china buttons
Of old France, will be seen upon the huge
paletots we will wear as the season adj
vances. Marquise coats and bodices
for tea wear will display antique but
tons of pierced silver, the Austrian
coats of satin that are just now haute
novelties, will have three precious but
tons on either side Of the open front be-
low the lapels, and two more on either
cuff, and beautiful miniature buttons are
introduced on the new theater bodices
of brocade, with broad lapels Of velvet
and jabots Of rare lace.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
Women at the Polls.

The participation of women in the
school election at Grand Rapids, Mich,
this month, was the occasion of some
amusing misadVentures. One Gladly
campaigner,' after denouncing an OPP
posing candidate bitterly, on the
ground that he was a Catholic, discov-
cred at the last moment that her OBJ
jectionable rival was member of her
own church. Whereupon she went
home for a good cry and then returned
to the polls to atone for her assault by
full person. It is said that as a result
of the patisanship displayed by the la
dies during the canvas so many femi-
nine friendships have been broken that
it will take an entire winter of social
festivities to restore harmony.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

tirely tabooed, but a white spot here
and there is seen. Leaves, flowers,
bars or tripes must not adorn neck
wear This question of neckWear has
such an important bearing upon clothes
that the latter should be considered in
connection with it.
Sack suits will be the vogue for morn
ing wear and what is called the morn
ing coat" should not be put on until
midday and then it should be a black
three button cutaway with no binding.
The frock is still the thing for afternoon
wear. Trousers appear wider and
good color is dark gray.
Dress suits are a trifie shorter as to
coat tail and little less liberal in their
revelation of shirt bosom. The waist
us after having troubled the Parisians
last season.
Don't wear a watch chain or black
tie with a white waistcoat and do not
speak of your "dress vest"
Dress shoes should be considered in
connection with the dress suit. Never
refer to this kind of footwear as "patent
feathers" This season they are mar
rover at the toes and higher in the in
step. Otherwise the same.
Never speak of your "business suit. "
A moments consideration will convince
any one how vulgar such a combination
of words must be. Dress suit. Hunting
coat. They are worn by gentlemen.
knockabOut" clothes and ''everyday
wear" are the terms you mean.
Top coats and great coats are absO-
lutely unchanged. If you will consult
the fashion plates when next at your
tailor's you will see that the long ulster
narrows at the waist, and that the heavy
coat is full in the collar. For the rest
shapes are unchanged, in spite Of what
has been said lately.
Finally, do not commit the error of
having more than one suit Of kind.
That is, do not 90 about in q sack suit Of
one pattern on Monday and wear sack
suit of another pattern on Tuesday.
When the Prince of Wales and his
chums 90 to Scotland for the shooting
there, each man has with him a single
hunting suit, a single dress suit, and SO
on. IJ is the same way in London. a
suit once discarded is discarded forever.
In fine, the secret of good form in
dressing is harmony and simplicity.
Your collar should harmonic with your
boots and your trousers should be In
sympathy with your collar buttons.
Then you would be we'll dressed, even
if your clothes were shabby. Talley-
rand always looked distinguished in
spite of his threadbare clothes because
he had learned this. For five years he
set the fashions of Europe.
ALBERT EDWARD TYRRELL.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
Working Girls Purchasing Club.
Pail Mall Budget.

A peculiar phase Of London East
End life is the formation by working
girls of clubs for purchasing various
articles of attire. For instance, ten or
twelve or more girls working ia the
same factory will constitute themselves
into club for corsets. Enough
money is contributed weekly
to permit Of the acquisition of
one pair of corsets, lots being cast to
decide upon the possessor. These East
End girls have expensive tastes In the
way of stays, giving from 5s to 12s6d
per pair, and in many cases insisting
upon having them made to order A
favorite corsetiere has just finished with
a club of twentyfour men bers, who
paid 8s6d pair. Clubs are also consti-
tuted for buying hats, drapery goods,
and SO forth. \ certain advantage in
these clubs is that the members have no
inducement to outvie one another ia
extravaganza.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
A SWIFT LOCOMOTIVE.

One to Make Over 100 Miles an Hour
Being Built in England.
The Newcastle, Eng, Chronicle states
that it is reported that Messrs. Dubbs>
locomotive builders, Glasgow, have in
hand a monster express locomotive, de-
signed by Michael Reynolds, consulting
engineer, Wolverhampton, which con-
stitutes a complete departure from mod
ern practice. The horse power is 1000,
and the speed 100 miles an hour. The
driving wheels are II feet in diameter;
there are three cylinders Of 40 inches,
% inches and IS inches in diameter, and
30-inch stroke. The boiler pressure
will be 200 pounds. 1t is proposed to
run from London to Edinburgh, 500
miles, in six hours The boiler is be-
lieYed to be the LARGEST in the world.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
A MILD WINTER.
There Was Nothing Else for 1t After the
IIcIxr= Ga ced Man Smoke.

UgIy-taCed man SpoAe'
There was a group of men standing
just outside the entrance OF the Detr0lt
x Milwaukee Depot discussing the
weather, when one of them sagely OBJ
served
''Well, I've cot my mind made up to
see one of the hardest winters we have
had for the last twenty years"
Eyes. SO have l." replied q second.
"An signs point to the fact that we are
TO have long, hard winter"
1--WE been out in the country added
a third, land I've been taking notice of
various old signs. The corn husks are
thicker than usual, the frogs have gone
down deeper, the birds are going South
much earlier. Gentlemen, prepare for
a tough winter, and Heaven help the
poor"
"Look-a-here - said a big, ugly-faced
man, as he pushed himself forward;
who's a-talkin' about a hard winter?
I'm a-tellin' you it is goin' to be the
mildest winter we have had in twenty
five years, and / know it There won't
be freeze-up before January, and
You'll see birds on the trees in Febru-
airy. You won't even have to nghtyour
coal stoves"
The crowd looked at him in doubt
full way, and he unbuttoned his pea
Jacket and continued:
docs anybody doubt my word ?
Does anybody here stick to it that it's
going to be hard winter?''
He was sized up and nobody doubted.
Indeed, the man who had opened the
subject felt called upon to explain:
''While [ said [ expected TO see q hard
winter | didn't exactly mean in this
locality; | meant way out West.
80 did l., added two or three voices
In chorus.
''Wel, that's all right" growled the
big man, as he buttoned up his jacket
again. Pm not runnin' anything out
like June all winter, and I'm achin' to
meet Teller who thinks I'm a pansy
left over from last summer. "-DetrOjt
Llroo Dlooo
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
How TO Spend Old Age.

How would you prefer to spend old
age?" GeneVieve Ward would forget
it," George Grossmith would ''try to
still feel young" Wilson Barrett would
pass it with honor, love, obedience,
troops of friends;" Blanche Maclin
would
Against Heavens hand or will, nor bate q iOt
OF heart or hope but still bear up and steer
Right onward;
Madge Kendall would correct the faults
of her YOUTH" George Giddons, Gin
the workhouse;;" Edward Compton, ''in
harness." Katherine Compton, Ear
from the madding crowd" Camille
D'Arville, with plenty Of money and
in comfort;" T. G. Warren, Sin a cot
tage by the sea, or up the river" Will
lam Terrioe, Sin the arms of a pretty
girl" Florence Wade, crowned with
laurels and every comfort" Jessie Mill
ward, dreaming of the days that are
no more;;" Edward Terry would pass
his OLD age Gin the midst of his family
and the companionship of old friends;"
William Kendall saws, Il haven't
thought about it-sutficient for the
day." etc.. Edith Bruce, ''in
competence, with those l love-"
Leonard Boyne, Gin calm and peaceful
repose, with my dogs and horses, sur
rounded by true friends, and with suffi-
Gent means to alleviate the sufferings
of others;'' Minnie Bell briefly says,
Comfortably, thanks;" W. Lestocq
would have "a comfortable income and
little work." Z. W. Gardner would like
rural retirement" Lionel Brough
would be ''still acting" Tom Robertson
would live '|far from the madding
crowd" T. H. Macklin quotes:
May govern my passions with absolute sway
And grow wiser and better my strength wears
away
Drill JoH p,yIoof
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
COrSetS tor English Lady Paupers.

One of the English newspapers re-
Gently got quite excited over the man
agement, or, as it is asserted, misman-
agement, of the Mile End Workhouse.
One Of the leading items of the list of
chlrges was that the corsets which were
supplied to the lady paupers'' were
bought for 2s6d a dozen, or about 5
cents each. Investigation, however,
proved that the lady paupers had not
been subjected to the indignity OF wear
ing scent corsets as their only visible
support, for the managers conclusively
proved that they had furnished lux
urious article costing over 30 cents.
Upon this journalistic wrath was APP
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

Flow or %

I have been troubled with dyspep-
STA, but after a fair trial of August
Flower, am freed from thevexatious
troub1e-J. B. Young, Daughters
College, Harrodsburg, KY. ] had
headache oneyear steady. One bottle
of August Flower cured me. It was
positively worth one hundred dollars
to me-. w. Smith, PM and Gen.
Merchant, Townsend, Ont. I have
used it myself for constipation and
dyspepsia and it cured me, It is the
best seller I ever handled-C. Rugh,
Druggist, Mechanicsburg, Pa. o
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
Cats and Dogs FILLED by Electricity.

Killing homeless dogs and cats, it is
said, is the very latest use to which the
Conn, is putting electricity. In the
rear Of the station-house he has cage
rugged up with electrical connections.
The cage is just large enough for dog
to stand in. The fore feet of the animal
rest upon one electrode and his hind
feet upon another. When he is in posi-
ton an electric current is switched on.
Electrical Reuie1U
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
A HUNTERS PARADISE.
Big Horn Country Filled with Game and
It's Streams with Fish.

Big Horn Country Filled with Game and
It's Streams with Fish.
A correspondent who has visited the
wilds OF the Big Horn country says it is
certainly an ideal place for the fisher
and hunter, and number of camping
parties locate here every year. The
streams are fairly filed with whitefish,
pike, and the finest mountain trout. 1t
is told upon authority that a prominent
Omaha citizen caught go fish in one
day in less than eight hours, and sos
fish in four DAYS. One mountain trout
which was recently caught weighed
Sc pounds 1t has been preserved and
is now on exhibition at the Worlds
Fair. Lake Smedt, just east of the
mountains is the haunt of wild geese,
ducks and brant, and the country for
miles around is fairly alive with sage
hens, grouse, quail and all kinds of
winged and small game. In the noun
tains are to be found elk, deer and
antelope, mountain sheep, mountain
lion, silver tip and cinnamon bears, and,
in fact, every American animal except
the buffalo. Deer and antelope, being
alert and shrewd, are difficult TO catch,
but mountain lions and elk are
stupid animals and readily de-
coyed by hunters. The antelope
must be surprised or deceived.
A favorite trick is for the
hunter to tie handkerchief around
one foot, and then lying flat and hiding
behind the brush, he shakes his band
aged member in the air to attract the
attention of the game The antelope,
seeing the strange object waving, eau
tlously approaches nearer to satisfy his
curiosity until he is within shooting
range. The experienced hunter knows
that if he can confuse eiks and get them
muddled they will stupidity mill"
around in q circle, and he can have his
choice of the lot
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
Princess OF Wales Deaf

The Princess Of Wales is becoming so
deaf that Albert Edward has to shout
until he is black in the face in order to
make himself heard. Her highness'
affection has the advantage that it pre-
vents her from hearing burglars in the
house at all hours of the night, and her
husband doesn't have to go down into
the cellar with a poker in order to quiet
her fears. The Princess inherited her
deafness from her mother, the Queen Of
MANY wears.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
KISSING.
Tell me not in scientific
Pages, such a tale as this;
That diseases most terrific
Gain diffusion bV a kiss.

Tell me not in scientific
Pages, such tale as this;
That diseases most terrific
Gain diffusion by a kiss.
Kissing's real, kissing's earnest,
Though the vile bacillus Turk
in the kiss that thou returneSt,
Trust me, Damon will not shirk.
Vain the doctors adjuration,
Phyllis lightly to me trips
If there's death in OSCILLATION,
Let me take it from her lips.
When a merry maiden fair is,
Medical advice decline;
Let her sweet orbicularis
Oris lightly rest on thine.
Yet since kissing surely pleases,
We, by IESculapian art,
Can prOgnoSticate diseases
Soft affections of the heart.
Kissing is by Nature taught us,
Kiss the girls then when they come,
Though Il kiss be, vide PlautuS,
Acherontis pabulum.
Yankee Blade
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
Draws a Snug Salary.

Viscount Gotham, who has just been
appointed to succeed the late Earl of
Derby as trustee of the National Por-
trait Gallery, is the chief Of the infu-
entail family of Lyttelton. which en-
joys great prestige and popularity
alike at court, in society and in
the sporting world. Lord Gotham
himself is probably the greatest
authority on golf in Great Britain, and
the champion player at that game,
besides being a recognized expert on
questions pertaining to art, and prac-
present moment he holds the position
Of a government railroad commissioner
with q salary of Sl5. 900 q year.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
Placid Ignorance.

An electric car was passing Union
Street. A gentleman was pointing out
the places of interest to companion.
''There," said he; Hawthorne was
born in house on that street." A nod
of approval. Soon the tourist turned to
his informant and said: "Who is this
anyway ?''-SaZena Gazette.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
What Inventors Make.

Thomas A. Edison, the wizard of in
vention, says that he has not made one
dollar out of his inventions by reason Of
any protection that came to him from
the United States laws, and that he will
hereafter work in secret. and only give
up his ideas when the other fellow is
smart enough to steal them from him.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
The Modern Beauty

Thrives on good food and sunshine with
plenty of exercise in the open air. Her
form CLOVIS with health and her face blooms
with its beauty. If her system needs the
uses the gentle and pleasant liquid laxative
Syrup of Figs
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
lightning Rods Known to Egyptians.

A German Egyptologist, Herr Helm
rich Brugsch, has endeavored to prove
that Benjamin Franklin did not invent
but merely rediscovered the lightning
conductor. This German scientist claims
that he has ample proof that the ancient
Egyptians used form of lightning rod
for protecting their temples against dis
charges Of atmospheric electricity
Electrical RerielO.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

custom prevails of holding wrestling
matches and other exhibitions Of physi-
cal strength at their choral, gymnastic
and rifle festivals. The champions TAX
ing part at these athletic sports belong
to the most diverse ranks in the social
cno1a
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
SDeciaI Bargain.

We will sell you Parlor Suite in fine
Plush Or Silk Tapestry for S38, which is a
little more than half the usual price. Write
for description. G. ARNOLD & Co, Mfrs,
Second Ward Bank Building, Milwaukee,
Wis ..r. fo:fr.s ?,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

A GRAMMATIcAL DIFFERENCE,-D'A u-
$1,000 Cobaltvs'Why don't you use
better grammar, D'Auber! You mean
I shall not sell that picture for 81 900. -"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
Grace Refora Maat

eff you marry Grace" exclaimed an
irate father to his son, ''I'll cut YOU off
without penny and you won't have so
much as a piece of pork to boil in the
pot" "Well," said the Young man.
"Grace before meat" and he immedi-
ately went in search of a minister
Chicago E'Ueni1a0 Post
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

THE Duke of Westminster is said to
have expended about S. ,OOO,0 OO in re-
building Eaton Hall, now one of the
palatial private mansions in England.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

began the use OF
the Discovery
The humor was in
my hands. l was
obliged to keep a
covering on them
for months at s.
time, changing the
covering morning
and night. The
singing. burning
and itching sensa-
ton would be SO
in tie Sc tina t at
times it seemed as
if ! would go crazy.
When / bent the
fingers, the flesh
would crack open
and bleed. 1t is
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

HE-"I think you love me. Am ]
right % She-"No, sir; you are left
-Eus7ai0n ReuieaU.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

ALBERT BURCH, West Toledo, Ohio,
says: ''HalFs Catarrh Cure saved my life''
Write him for particulars. Sold by Drug
giStS, 75c.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

IT is the inside way to the wayside inn
which makes the inn popular among
Outsiders.-Ier0s Commercial r..
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

sBEEcHAM's PILLS act like magic on the
vital organs, restore lost complexion and
bring back the keen edge of appetite.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

THERE isn't mushroom for doubt that
toadstools are deadly.-Tr0y Press.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

ONLY in rare instances is man justi-
fed in borrowing money to pay the tax
on a dog.-PhiIadelphia Press.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

LOVE is said to be blind. but it gener-
ally gets there ahead Of the cid man
Just the same-GdLUestOn NelCs. .s..
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

PHYSICIANS are made, not born-no
boy ever yet took naturally to medicine
-EZmir0 Gazette.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

No more old pills for me. Small Bile
Beans, If you please.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27
SALT-RHEUM; FLESH CRACKED OPEN
AND RLEDi

Miss LoTTIE CLARK RtUer Falls Pierce
COuntH Wisconsin, writes:
1t gives me pleasure to express my faith
in the virtue of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery. Having suffered for three years
from salt-rheum, and after having been IN
successfully treated by g good physician [
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-09-27

ECONOMICAL, easy to take, Small Bile
Beans.