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Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03
FUNERAL OF A MONKEY,
A Butte City Evangelist Delivers an Ora
ton Over His Body.

Butte City Evangelist Delivers an Ora
ton Over His Body.
A monkey named Jocko, which was
quite character in the business cen
tire of Butte City, died the other day
and Rev. Mr.. Rounder, who has tab
ernacle there, thought him worthy of
funeral grafton. So the little body
was placed in casket and carried SOL
EMMY out to the place of worship. Rev.
Mr.. Rounder mounted the platform and
spoke as follows, according to the Ana
conda Standard:
''God Almighty gave mankind ten
commandments to show him how to
live right. Jocko was never given any
commandments, yet Jocko in his own
way managed to average up pretty
well with the general run of mankind
even without any commandments.
When Moses brought the ten COM
mandments down from the mountain
there was one commandment which
said: Thou shalt not swear Yet,
Judging from what one hears at any
time up and down the street, swear
ing with the general of mankind has
come to be considered manly accom-
plishment, and the most fantastic
swearer is the most popular man.
mankind was commanded: Thou
shalt not KILL yet every year murder
becomes more frequent. Then there
is another commandment which man
kind has revised so as to require only
that women shall obey it. In these fin
de steele days the offense is pro-
nounced to be no sin so far as man is
concerned.
"'Thou shalt not covet' was another
command given to man. This does
not apply to any who might desire
that a pack of cards should be com
posed of fifty-two kings and queens.
'God did not help Jocko along by
giving him any commands, SO he did
not know how to do right, but he
seemed to do better than most people
you meet. / must admit that Jocko
used to steal whenever he got a
chance, but he was never told by any
body not to steal, and with all his
stealing he never took any more than
he wanted for his own use. He never
robbed widows and orphans, and he
died with nothing on earth but the
hair on his back.
"Jocko never bothered his head
about whether Fred Ritchie's monkey
was hereto or not. Not knowing
himself whether he was orthodox or
not, he never wasted any time in try
ing to make everybody else believe as
he did, except when he was after nuts.
He made no pretensions to religion
and he was no hypocrite. Jocko was
not exactly civilized, but he never had
to take the Kelley cure: he never
smoked cigarettes, he never chewed
tobacco. Jocko never had Bible to
guide him, but he never forgot a
friend and he never betrayed friend.
His worst fault was that he was a
natural born thief, but he was born
that way. He was never told by his
Creator not to steal, and if there is a
Heaven for monkeys l think Jocko is
going to be close up to the throne
with a never-failing supply of nuts
and lettuce, and enough ink to swim
IN
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03

DANA CLEVELAND is the name of a
man in Coldwater, Mich.
THE six Bright brothers of Adrian,
Mo-, were struck by lightning the 9th.
er day. Jove loves shining mark.
THERE is suggestion of appropriate.
ness in the first part of the name OF
the Tuscarawas Dental association OF
Ohio.
Johnny FLAGLEY, of Bucyrus, crawled
into twelve-inch pipe and stuck
there. Then the pipe and Tommy
were dipped in oil until both were
thoroughly fabricated, and he slipped
out.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03
LITIGATION is sometimes a.

LITIGATION is sometimes an evidence
OF prosperity. This observation is
based on the complications arising in
the Superstition mining district, out of
which many expensive lawsuits are
likely to spring. More than three
thousand locations have been made in
that district and more than half of
them have been filed in Pinal county.
The line dividing the district between
Maricopa and Pinal is rather indefinite,
a circumstance in itself almost certain
to be productive of trouble since the
doubtful territory has been ascertained
to be so valuable. Then that acrobatic
feat known in mining parlance as
"claim jumping" will further increase
the complication. Altogether there is
promising outlook for legal gentle
men, well up in mining laws.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03
How He Knew.

George Now, old chappie, I love
Clara better than life, but 1 am quite
convinced that my attentions to her
are not congenial.
Harry-How do you know? Has she
told you so?
"No."
HAS she said anything about it to
you?'
"No."
"Well, how do you know, then?"
"WelI, to tell the truth, 1 met the old
man on the front steps the other night,
and he gave me the straight tip
Texas Siftings.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03
Statehood Convention.

ROOMS OF STATEHOOD COMMITTEE, |
PHOENIX, Arizona, Sept. Is, 1898.
A territorial statehood convention is hereby
called to assemble in the city of Phoenix on the
9th day of November, 1898, to adopt such meas s.
ure as may seem appropriate to secure the ad-
suitable number of delegates to advance such
cause before congress
The convention will consist of seventy mem
bers apportioned as follows: Apache county G.,
Coc0nino A, Cochise 8, Graham 6, ella 4, Mari
copa 10, Mohave 4, Pima 10, Pinal 6, Yavapai s.,
and Yuma4
Each county will select its delegates to such
convention in the manner it may deem advisa
BILE. 1t is earnestly hoped that the vital inter
est involved will insure the active cooperation
of the entire people of tne territory.
Signed: J. W. Evans, A. c. Baker, VIM.
Millay, W T Smith, Frank Cox E, b. Hitler.
Territorial papers please copy.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03
Wanted No Extremes.

Employment Agent-What was the
matter with your last place?
Domestic couple had only been
married a month, an 1 cudn't stand
tn love-makin'.
Agent-Well, here's a chance in a
house where the couple have been mar
ried ten years.
Domestic-That's too long. 1 likes
peace and quiet.-N. Y. Weekly.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03
THE REPUBLICANS CIRCULATION.

THE DAILY REPUBLICAN has a circulation
that every day exceeds that of all the other
dailies in Phenix combined. This is guar
anteed statement for the information of ad-
vertisers.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03
BOOK AND JOB PRINTING.

THE REPUBLICAN is fully prepared to do all
kinds OF plain and fancy JOB printing in all the
latest styles. Complete book bin1ery and ruling
machinery in CONNECTION with the job depart
ment Work perfectly and promptly done.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03
AGENCIES.
ADVERTISING RATES,

Rates of advertising in the Daily, Sunday or
Weekly edition made known on application at
the publication Office Or ring up telephone
number AZ, and represents tive of the business
department, will call and quote prices and
contract Tor space.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03
NoTloETo BUSINESS MEN,

No bills against THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN
Co., or its employees will be paid by the com
pany unless they were contracted upon the
written authority of the management.
T. j. WoLFLEY. Manager.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03

To WHAT AGE does man attain before
he can look calmly and dispassionately
behind the glamour and tinsel of the
circus? The oldest white man in the
county was at the circus yesterday and
shared the pleasure half land half with
the boy who sat beside him and who
had worked his passage by supplying
the elephants with aqueous refresh
ments.,,
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03

All communications relating to news or edi
toriai matter should be addressed to Editor
Republican.
All ramittances and business letters should
be addressed to THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN Com
PANY, Phoenix, Ariz.
THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN co.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03

To attend county convention of Maricopa
county hereby called to meet at the city hall
in the city of Phoenix on Saturday, November
25, 1898, 70 select ten delegates to the statehood
convention to be held il Phoenix, on Monday,
Novem Der 81, 1898. The patriotic purposes to
be subserved should enlist the interest and
arouse the action Of every home dweller with
in the Confines OF Maricopa county, regardless
of present or past party sympathies or affilia
lions. By order of the committee.
Attest-FRANK Cox. Secretary.
]. W. EVANS,
Chairman Statehood Committee.
j.. B. ALEXANDER,
Chairman Democratic Central Committee
] B. WOODWARD,
Chairman Republican Central Committee.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03

" W. H1BBARD. N. D.-Late of Denver,
w Colorado, Graduate of Harvard Medical
College. Ofices-Monihon Building, First Ave
nue. and Washington St. Diseases of lungs and
nervous system speciality. Microscopical and
chemical examinations
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03

nR. ALICE NJ. OWENS has returned and
~ will see patients at The Vendome, West
W ashington street.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03
Call for Statehood Election.

Mass meetings are hereby called to be held in
the following precincts of MarIcopa county on
Saturday, November Is, 1898, to eject delegates
in the mum Der herein designated
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03
OFFICIAL PAPER OF THE CITY
BY CARRIER:

The DAILY REPUBLICAN is delivered by car
rier in Phoenix, Tucson and Tempe at 20 cents
per week.
Subscribers failing to get THE REPUBLICAN
regularly or promptly should notify THE Re
PUBLICAN business office mot the carrier in
order to receive immediate attention. Tele-
phone No. Al,
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03

M. W. KALEs, Sol. LEWIS
President. ce-Presidant
Gro. W. HoADLEY. Cashier
E. ALLYN LEWIS, Asst. Cashier
Interest Paid on Time Deposits,
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03

EEDrafts Issued on all the Principal Cities
of Europe.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03

CAN CAN RESTAURANT.-O Open day AND
" night. Game in season. Choice poultry
Fresh fish every Thursday. Fresh oysters al
ways on hand. Best equipped restaurant in
Arizona. Nellie V. Walsh, Proprietor. Tomb
stone, Arizona
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03

TILA BEND HOTEL, EATING HOUSE. THE
VI best meals on the road. First-class acco
modations in every respect. PADDOCK BROS.
Props
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-19
The Medicinal Value of Water.
HaIi's Journal Of Health

Tr HALLS journal Oi hettn.
The human body is constantly UNDERGO
ing tissue change. Worn out particles are
cast aside and eliminated from the system.
while the new are ever being formed, from
the inception OF life to its close.
Water has the power OF Increasing these
tissue changes, which multipiies the waste
products, but at the same time they are
renewed by its agency, giving rise to In
creased appetite which IN turn provides
fresh nutriment. Persons but little accus-
toned to drinking water are liable 70 have
the waste products formed faster than they
are removed. Any obstruction 10 the free
working Of natural laws at once produces
disease, which, n once firmly seated. re-
ouires both time and money 20 cure.
People accustomed TO rise IN the morn
ing weak and languid viii find the cause
in the imperfect secretion Of wastes. which
many times may be remedied by drinking
a full tumbler of water before retiring.
This very materially assists in the process
during the night and leaves the Tissues
fresh and strong. ready for the active work
Hot water is one OF our best remedial
agents.
hot nights OF summer. is a better relever
of insomnia than many drugs.
Innamed parts will subside under the
continual poultlcing OF real hot water.
Very hot water, as we al know, ts q
prompt checker Of bleeding. and, besides.
IL IL is clean, as IL should be. IL aids In
sterilizing wounds.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-19
Why Grow Old.
From the Gentleman's Magazine.

1 find that II old people are put on a good
meat diet In the way OF strong soup. beet
sen. ana sn fS so ana only Just sg
to maintain the heat OF the body, they In
crease wonderfully In energy and. as they
often express II. feel twenty years younger.
This In only natural; II is a food OF energy:
the food that builds up muscle, nerve and
constitutional stamina
The requirements OF the system in old
age as a rule. are not very great. and more
harm is done by taking too much food
than by talking too little. i have known
people considerably over seventy derive
change In diet. 1t seems TO rejuvenate
them. OF course, in old age care should be
taken that the body is not subjected TO
nervous power is decreasing as the result
Of age and the system is losing the power
Of combating cold and strain upon its en-:
is Conducive to maintaining constitutional
stamina better than any other.
Any natural death but from old age and
is, II is due to causes which might. and
even perhaps could, have been entirely
avoided and remedied in earlier years. But.
Of course all the secrets Of attaining ex-
treme age are not even now within our
reach and the few that have pointed out
are but Q very few and those OF the CON-
II Is the Inevitable law of nature that we
must die. The vital energy that Is i'm
planted in the body at birth is only meant
II NAV be husbanded or wasted, made TO
burn slowly or rapidly. 1t is like the oil in
a lamp and may be burned out to little eff
feet IN q little time or carefully husbandei
and preserved. and thus made TO last longer
and burn brighter.
1t is a moot question whether every in
dtvidual IL not at birth gifted with the
same amount of vital energy and OF life
sustaining power. The probs bility is that
each is. The circumstances OF the environ
ments from the cradle TO the grave deter
mine its future destiny.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-19
Restaarants for Women.

kV4a JIG xhuaoelpnlA lines.
-, There has been much indignation against
q certain time. women are not admitted
without an escort Let US then rejoice that
an enterprising New York man has opened
one where men are not admitted between
panied by q man she finds that she must
take him upstairs. where the ordinary res
taurant tables are, the down staira floor
Dsn{ reserved for ladies only. This IL one
OF the few counter establishments for
s ~oms ~ :x and % + has Sscon: 20 popular there
Ct nrst to see line Of women sitting be-
fore z counter ON high cane stools with
their feet resting on q brass rail, but every
thing II orderly. and the walters. in their
wMts aprons and white Jackets. look as
habitues; and they loose no time In giving
their order, which has been thought out be-
fore sitting down. They are, for the most
part. busy women. and the time thus saved
s BY being as served T. to be in
"A ham sandwich and q cup Of tea. ["
bread. rolls and milk" or "a chicken ero-
auette and a cup of chocolate these are
very much disguised lately to find his sis
ter was In the habit Of attending one of the
counter restaurants. But why not Tom ?
only want bite at noen and the food is
always good, just as nice As II ! had waited
served" Tom could not state his objes.tions
very plainly. but the truth was he disliked
this democratic way Of eating for his sister,
though he wouldn't have hesitated him self.
Brothers like their sisters to be aristocrats
be the same. In spite Of the way they will
sometimes talk about Q giriB extravagance
All the same the counter restaurant serves
the purpose OF large class Of women.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-19
A FREDERICK GIRLS SUICIDE.
Nettie Moberly Puts . Bullet Through
Her Head.

Miss Nettie Moberly, aged about seventeen
wears, daughter OF ex-Mayor Louis H. Mob
eriy, Of Frederick, Nd, committed suicide
At the home Of her sister. Mrs Jennie Ga
bauRh, on South Market street. yesterday
afternoon Miss Moberly had been with q
friend during the morning and had gone
to the Baltimore and Ohio station to see
him take the train for Baltimore only q
short while before her death.
On going to her sisters house she made
the remark, as was supposed In q playful
way, that she intended following the ex-
ample of . Mr.. Bushey. who took his own
life some months ago. She thereupon went
upstairs, and standing before q mirror fired
the fatal shot from a SS-caliber revolver
The ball entered Just behind the right
temple and passed entirely through the
head, striking window shutter and falling
on the sill.
She was q young lady Of prepossessing
appearance and lively disposition and had
many friends. She IL said to have left a
note addressed to her sister Jennie In
which she stated that she was tired of
living and by the time the note reached her
she would be among the missing"
States Attorney Eichelberger and Jus-
| tice Hewes. acting coroner. viewed the
body and decided that inasmuch as II wa =
| q clear case of suicide an inquest was
unnecessary. The sad affair caused a
| shock to the community.
The father Of the dead girl 10 mailing
clerk in the supervising architect's once
On hearing the sad nswY yesterday after
noon he left the treasury and took The FIRST
train for Frederick.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-19
A Dog Hypnotfsed at Win.
From the London Sunday Times.

hypnotized dog IL the last new thing In
animH curiosities. This interesting oiiaS.
ruped belongs to NJ. Duroy. who No.
awarded gold medal by the Paris Acsd.
emy OF Sciences for his original inyesfi-
cations and discoveries In the sciencs ~
nypnottsm az applied to animals and tts
snscts upon them. Several tests have
D Deen maze In the presence OF DR.. Afana-
s siev OF the war department. though it is
have been chosen
one OF the tests consisted in placing sew
sral articles. as a pencil, cigar case. hand
kerchief cum button, &c, on the dcor.
Then the dog, having been thrown into a
hypnotic trance by him. NJ. Durov re-
questeo one OF the audience which con-
sisted OF several other physicians Of re-
spout something and what the dog was to
ct paper and show It to the rest OF the
audience. excepting; Of course, himself
This was done, and the dog having been
brought in, what was the establishment of
the whole assemblage to see the animal go
up to the cigar case, pick 1t up and bring
It to the one who had been indicated In the
wish
Another test consisted In laying several
cubes with figures on them in Z certain
order In a closed box. At the same time
several pieces OF paper were put upon the
moor bearing like numbers on each The
dog was then called in and required to
place the pieces of paper in the same order
as the cubes were laid in the closed and
sealed box This be did to the astonish-
that he knows no more about what is be-
ing done or wished than does the dog and
is therefore. entirely unable to prompt him
IN any way.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-19

Il, An the team totals are made up as fol-
lows: Engineers, 1872; first D. c., 142s;
second .. c.. 145; second N J.. 1887; seventh,
n j., 1921 fourth n j., 1916; third N. J.,
1S16; third n. j., 1899; sixth N. J.. 1916; sixth
D. G. battalion, 1271
Last year the teams also finished In reg.
uiar order, but the scores have improved
very much. The winning total In 1891 was
l232 and In 1892 146s; this year Capt Tom
hnsons team makes a better score by many
gratifying points than It ever did before.
capt Tomlinson and his men deserve A
great deal Of credit; they might have done
better, but there is nothing to sorrow over.
During the afternoon the second regt-
ment team captured the Columbia trophy,
presented to Jersey by the District Nation
~ Guard. and last night II was made
known that the same team were victorious
IN another OF the important state matches
A Welcome Home.
dispatch received from Gen Ordway BY
battalion commanders today instructed
them to assemble their commands Monday
evening for escort duty when the rifemen
return from Sea Girt. It Is probable all the
xuarosmen In the city will turn out to give
the v1ctors welcome home, but a number
OF the commands will be away in camp.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-19

place. It smiths and scratches With It's fore
paws. and appears 70 try to hide its head
under IL chest. Often Che affected dog
starts a. II haunted by phantoms; It barks
ana snaps ct nothing: 1t always has 3
gloomy. sullen aspect The mad dog has no
greedily swallow it.
When the desire to bite. which IL one Of
tne essential characteristics Of rabies at
certain stage. begins 10 manifest itself the
animal arst attacks inert bodies. It seems
70 delight In enawtng wood. leather. its
chain. carpets. the wood Of its kennel,
straw. coal earth. &c. The sensibility Of
the rabid dog IL greatly blunted when 1t Is
struck. burned or wounded: 1t emits no cry
Of pain Or sign a when It suffers or u
AFRAID in health. One Of the most important
indications OF madness 10 that the sick dog
10 always very much snrassd At the sight Of
an animal OF its own species. Even when
the disease 10 but little developed il Win
show this strange antirathy.
contrast, and can easily be detected. The
sound II very huslky and jerking. These
may be taken a. the most important symp-
toms Of this dread disease and are the re-
suits OF long observation and study by q
noted English nctentist.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-19
Seats for shop Girls.

from the New York Tines.
The question of seats for shop girls or
shop assistants" as they are called In
London, has been recently agitated afresh
over there Nearly all the tradesmen who
were called as witnesses before the parlia-
mentary committee at the time Of the dis
cussion OF the shop hours bill testified to
their willingness to provide seats during the
low-presSure hours Of business In Liver
pool an association Of ladies has been
formed for the purpose Of petitioning shop
keepers to provide seats for their employees.
which has already met with gratifying sue
cess.
Every woman shopper in the Land must
feel an interest In this question. A woman
physician the other day. commenting on the
matter. said that II was a constant wonder
to her that shop girls did not faint daily AT
their posts. The strain Of standing IN no
much more severe than that of Walktne
the same length of time. And when, as il
most often the case, the shop girl is poised
on high-heeled. ill-shaped shoes, frequently
cruelty short and narrow, II Is not stranee
that their faces grow lined and careworn
their voices sharp and their tempers rasped
With the positive suffering they undergo.
The women Of England took up the half
holiday question and brought II about
Many New York women never visit n shon
on Saturday afternoon. Acting on the sams
principle and II all would similarly refrain
that respite to a deserving sisterhood NIGH
transient thing. Vi