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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

FIRST REFORMED PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
l2ih--f between 9Th and 7th-avc,.-Rev. JAMES d.
sTEFLE Pm D. Pastor. services 10 80 a. IN
and 4 H. M Strsnrer- avavs welt ONE.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

CALVARY CHURCH 4'h.ave. and 2isf-st Row
HENRY Y SATTTHIEE u. d. Rector. Services o.
tober Iloly Communion 2 ani 10 m; morning -'f-
s,c and crInOn AID lloiy Communion, II O'clock even
ing pav~r O'clock. choral service Win sermon. .
-. n. Rev Nj EMERY Will preach in o.. morning and
Rev. M. HENkLII. ia the evening. Al cordially IN
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

HEBREW. CHRISTIAN CHURCH. 40. l. It. Marks
Place .t-st sih--ti-Ec.. JACOB FRESHMAN breaches
a reyi,tl sunday evening 80. Pral er-nI'rt-
ne Trsloy evening. A.. welcome. lsrsehtes
crnecialIN invited.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

HOLY TRINITY CHURCtr. Harlem. Lcnoxayc and
! l@-d..t. Rev. &. DIV. BktDGMAN, Rcctor.-MorIine
PRAYER and Holy Communion II O'Clock. Evcn-onc at
| O'Clock. Evening prayer and sermon al 90 The
Rector Will onicate.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

ST. PAULS METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH /,
Rev. A. J. PALMER. b. D.. Pastor.-Services at 100
5thsve. 2oth-st. 1880 m Haf no hour o Of
munon sunday.school e. NJ. f. MILLER. superin-
close OF morning service az M All are
cordially Welcome.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

CALVARY METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH
l.gth.st and 7h.ayr. Rev. Df. J. Il DAY. fsri"' -
Preaching by Pastor 1t - T. sunesl-srhool Of 10
J.. ~. Young I"oplc'- meeting a. y so p. ~. cordial
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

NEW JERU SALEM CHURCH. Fa,f 35th>t between
Pafk AMI L.NIu-ton ayes. K'N. : : NiNAkD. Pastor.
services a. II ~. subject. Mat lnirri and Drink
lnl.c1 IN. most t9ly sacrament VI the Locs supper
viii be- administered.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30
Cost ano foun0.

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Please return book " panks
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

AT THE LENOX AVENUE UNITARIAN CHURCH
northwest l2i-tet-Hev. MERLE ST. {. WRIGHT
Pl>'sr VIII preach. morning. al H. SUNDAY hool rs
open. al . 40 a. ~. All Gre cordially invited
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

CALVARY BAPTIST CHrRCH. ;7'h.' b'tv,cn Oh
aud 7tn avc- Dr. Ma Ailu D. D. lr-"f Ffra -n4f ~Ad
C0rmrnl on .,rylco morning -. Ffennr seiVi,e -
-u Jet " "thufrh and st,t"'an Th'll scUta
lion b. Pfo.rf'cd " 10 tie course Of Aped 'hr.srsni'
Strsrgsrs cordially welcomed.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

BRICK PRESBYTERIAN CHrECD concr of ith.
avc .nd s5th-ct Kcy. nfNRl NAN DYKE d. ..
Pa>tor-r.v. TnrOpORE ". noPKlN>. D =. viii
aracn on SUNDAY october a. II a. and 80 p ~.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

FORTY THIIp STREET METHODIST EPISCOPAL
CHURCH. near shave. E'y FRANK l.. WILSON l..
D. Pa.tOr.-SacrsWenisl services 10 Is preaching.
81 D. m. Sat5a,h-sehOol 30 D.. Bibe cli-- led
hy Nj John Reattr a m. Seats free.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

ST STEPHENS PROTESTANT Episcopal
CHI'R CH 81 West 4Gth.st Rev. CHAS. K. TREAT.
RectorScrvce, will be resumed completion OF re-
pals October 1st.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

81. near othaye.. Rev. DAVID q. WYLlE. Ph D..
Pasor.-C on runon service a. II IN. Ded atom ser.
Vice in Scotch Church Building. Nih.-t. I, ar
Central PARK west at r. ". Kv GEols"E ALA
ANDER ID D.. VIII pfracn tn d@d alton ."fuDn ,
several other pa-,or> viii take pirt ssbo''hschoo at
a , D. III
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

BEOApwAY TABERNACLE CONGREGATIONAL
CHTKCU emo, S4ih-st. and Broadway. Rev HENRY
\ SflNs6% y D. plsfor Morning -er,ie- 1T II
o'clock Br.-f popular service At o'clock y.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

CENTRAL BAPTIST CHURCH 70 Wet i@G,t-
Preaching b, N, r. -toi. R~,. WALTER NJ. WALKFR
sunday morning ~ and evening II - SUNDAY .ch"o
az - pray cfnc citing Tuc-daf and Friday evening, At
9. 4 welcome
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

MADISON sUI ARE rRESBYTrRGAN CHrRCH.
Mad son ave- corner u Services. Suniiy. o..
robcr l. At II a. ~. ond - D. m. Th' Pastor,
No.. 4. II. PAIN Ksi. ID. ID. Viii preach.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

AT THE SECOND UNITARIAN CHURCH In Brook
Iyu corner Of Clinton and Congress ~s.he Pa-tor hNF
form " CHADWICK. Will preach to-morfow morning
At II o'clock. The public T. cordially Invited.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

NAnr.ON ,vl.NIF METHODIST EPISCOPAL
cfIi Il, II corner Goh.st sermon by "a" Pastor Rev
ENSIGN HINNlN, u. u. followed hN 10Y ON
rgplo, A, q a No. 80 r,rniug service nunda, school
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

BLCoMINGpALE CHrRcH. boulevard and West
Gstn.-t-MADlSON G. PETERS. II. Harvest H.le
Festival decorarons flower, and fruit SPECIAL music
: AZ 'Ora;orlo Of filshN choir s..'stri by Nine.
Iellache Violin ana hofp both -'ryoes. sermon,
',Wonan's Iniu.n, e''. prelude. southern Lvnchngs'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

BAPTIST CHURCH OF TUE EPIPHANY. Mad
l,cnave and Giih.s,-Rcy. WILLIAM " LNWRFN' u
q; Chicago viii peach morning o, II o'clock evening
at :. cordial Invitation extended . all
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

MADISON AVENrE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH at
5af -, ~ NlsLi~ T.. TlIDNl>oN. h. D. PASTOR
Rcy CHARLES T.. GOSS a--i,ont Dr.. THOMPSON
viii pte.ch At II =. N. and : - n E,rnnf sslD''
GOSS viii preach Goodwill 'harl l@,l fnst 1l-t>t)
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

HOWARD MISSION AID HOME FOE LITTLE
WANDFItIH> 225 Eat llth-st.. near ThirdaNr.->un-
hoo. every SunGa, afternoon 40. Snging by
H.. children aud members OF sble cia--es Visitors In.
y = IN H. II's"'"S'
1 = WYCKOTF 80 .re'arv.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

CANAL STREET PRfSByTFRf W CHURCH..
Grroue-st.. neaI Canal Rev EDWARD i. PAENON
viii prsach at 10 30 p. All welcome
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

GOSPEL TABERNACLE CHURCH, sth-sve. and 44th.
IT.. Re-. \. Il. SIMPSON Pastor.-Annusl convention
Christian and Missionary Alliance Will BE- held from
Oe,ob~r 70 Is inclusive Services tomorrow 10 20.
4 30 D m. every day thereafter az 10 . 30 and
y. m. Subjects under Consideration Christ our
say hour Snnctincr Healer and Coming Lord" lroni
epcake- the different states and Canada are
, slert.i to take part
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

nETKMAN hill .MrTHoDlST EPlsc0PAL
CHURCH 5Bth 81. near "a 9v'NIndsv services 10 20
= H. and : ~ y. DO. The Lord. super AMI hapt Nn
INST sunday morning In zach month. General pi'"r.
10 Tho public invited. All seat, ff'c.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

NEwYORk PEI>HYTTEINN CU"HCH 7thaye
md 1-sth.-i.. E,,. CT NEil~ : KnGl%NON. u. y.
Pastor. Preaching NJ ~ q NJ. snd - p M sunday
,onoo 3 D. ~. The Lord supper ~ =. m.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

PILGRIM CHURCH Congregational. Mad sln-aNe
aud i5I~t..t Rev. SAMrE III H. VIRGIN, D. d. Pastor
|>,h,th services Morning at H. IOri- supper and re
c,rfion u members evening at TO- topic - Mhtla
OHner>hip'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

BEDFORD STREET MTTHoDISy EPISCOPAL
oHrRCn Rev. Dr. cLAKk RIGHT fa-icf- -Iitn.
LIT Where sundays chooi. -. ~. Prayer meeting,
6 m A rnld a lfelcofne I'll
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

CHARLES STREET. UNITED PRES ByTTRTAS
CuIfGCU Rev, JAMES A REED. Pastor services
10 20 and 3 80 YouLg people meet n 10. sabbath
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

CHRIST CHURCH. Bou!cvaFd and list. D. J 5.
SHIPMAN. R'rtor.NOrning services. II OclOcn. Even
Ing service 10.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

MADISON AVENUF BAPTIST CHURCH. corner q
si-f-.t Prr,ehin. IL, IT, Pastor. Eo'. III My VI
SANDtft> u d. o. i,1Y1av. OF. 1t. services a. II
M ana p u SUNDAY --cho0l - 80 .. ~. Mld"''k
service "Wednesday a. p Ia. strangers c'raialN WEI
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

CENTRAL COTGRrr ATfONAL CIR RCH i'ih. Il :.
wet OF WILLIAM Ll.Oh D. Pastor viii pr D
morning and cyras II a. H. The ';'cGL3r'. q .,"a
Make Man 'rcu' : - D. NJ. MI. LlpN ID VIII r4'.
inc nI.t of series u lectures on The sacred Book ~
Great Religion. of the World 1T The N"da~ and
Hi.huani>m You cordially invited aud welcomed.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

FOURTH AVENUE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
corfer 2o'.st-The Pastor Rev. JOHN X. DAVIES
n D. viii preach tomorrow at II ana s. "Wednesday
eycnins PRAYER meeting az 5.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

CENTRAL PRESBYTERIAN CUt Ron 5-ti--'.
hetu zen Broadway and They. Rc,. WILTON MERLE
SMITH y. D. l'a.'or 1871 pirach tomnfi ~ o. ~ 4 n.
ard H. sabbath and la.turs bic 'la-- 81
Young men y. Do,ot onai n""tin' M'du"~i'y
evening At = thll-ilsn Indra,o meetinr Monday
Steamer ai.v invited.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

LEXINGTON AvENrF HNPTlsT CHURCH. corner
iiiif.N eoy !. l. CAMPBELL. y. D.. breaches at
20 q, on ''rh" Incarnation and 80 on sowing 10
Tie wind" Bip'sui a. evening service.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

CHURCH OF THE INCAHNArION Madison ave. an
35th.st. Rev. ARTHUR BhOoKs ID j.. Rector.
Holy Communion at 10 a. service sermon and IIo
Communion at Il a. Afternoon service clock. III
rector will oiicatc. Strsnl rrs cordially invited.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

| GRACE METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH 1oith.
- vest Of Columbus. Rev T.. :. NIPPLF PHI. D..
| Pa-tor.-ll n. Holy Communion. With reception ~
| members ! 10 .. M. sermon, first 90 scr". on
E,lnh tho Prophet The Ravens. the brook" sunday
school 80. Yong Peoples meeting, T. Prayer meet
| Medn -sday
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

PHILLIPS PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH Madison.
ave cor 73d..t. Roy GEORGE l.. Spinning. u. -,
pl.t,t Ser, lee At ~ a. Preaching by the Pastor.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

REV. RAPHAEL BENJAMIN, " AZ Pl'a,hr. ~
morning Oh The Lulab' In the FlFlhfN III >i"L''l
tt.IpIE
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-30

FOURTH PRESBTTERIAN CHURCH Uth-st, west
of Preaching By the Pastor. Rev. Dr. KERR.
II a. m. "FNpcdence" p. m. "i'lftmacls" The
puhllc cordially invited
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-11-05
Bpar0 mante0.

wANTFD.-Room. with board in the city
nv a gentleman in p strictly private family.
Address, with full particulars, j. b.,
Tribune ONCE.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-11-05
miscellaneous.

->>~esr>~,-
GENTLEMEN wishing 70 dispose OF
their eft-On clothing, at q fair value VIII
rlease call or address EDWARD MILLER,
is 6th-ave. near Waverley Place
SUPERFLUOrS HAIR removed perma-
nently without electricity. pain or Injury.
Nine HALL. o5S West 29d-st.; reference.
10 600 CIRCULARS. SO so; !, goo cards,
al ,emnblet work. catalogues, billheads,
Statements. envelopes labels and all other
printing low. KELLOGG, 10 5d-avc.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-11-05

ADVERTISEMENTS AND sUBsCRIP.
TIONS FOR THE NETWORK TI.ID-
UNE WILL BE RECEIVED At THE UP:
TOWN OFFICE No. 1922 Broadway, I'd
door north Of Thirty -hrst-st.. and ADvEit-
EASEMENTS ct the following Branch or.
dcAs 254 eth-aye.. ., Q. cor. 23d-st. lJ2
Sth.sve.: 157 Fourth-ave.. corner -Four.
seenth;st,,; 7eo Thi.sd-sye.: Isg Esst EoIty.
a.. nesf Th!rd-sye.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-11-05

ADVERTISEMENTS AND SUBSCRIP.
yiONS FOR THE NlcWYORK TRIB.
NE WILL BE RECEIVED At THE
I'd door north OF Thirty .frst-st. and ADJ
REFRESHMENTS at the following Branch
Orices: 2ji Fighth-aye. go Third-aye..
corner Forty-sev' nth.st 159 East Forty
1c5th-s.. hear Tbird-aye. ; .026 Third-ave,
Iea: Sixsy-nrs:-st.: LOS First-ave Jog
West Forty-seeond-st 1872 Columbus-ave-
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1893-11-24
A Correction.

Paintsville, KY, Nov. 20, 1898.
Editor Big SANDY News:
In your issue of the 16 h inst
speaking of "Up Sandy Elections, >
you said that Eat Paintsvllle the
Cow" ticket headed by Warren NJ
Meek for Police Judge, was elected
The "cow" ticket is the whiskey
ticket.!'.
In behalf of the good, honest,
law-abiding peopl, Of Paintsville,
| desire 10 say that thoy lave moi
elected officers that are friendly To
the numerous blind-tigers that are
now IN full blast in our town, but
on the contrary The new officers
will use every energy 10 bring all
law-yiolators 10 justice. ..aw-abid-
ing people have nothing to fear
from the official acts Of The new
officers.
The Cow" was the device Of the
citizens tickel-meanlng iLai that
ticket opposed the resent COW law
now In force at this lace.
wAnnES MHrg.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1893-11-24
sherlffs Sale.

By virtue Of execution No. 1884
which issued from the Lawrence Gin
cult Court in favor Of A. Winters
against Freese d Norris for the sum
OF $lQ9.6S, with interest from Jan
uary 28d, 1892, until paid, and the
costs of this case, subject TO a cred
it Of 5000 June IS, 1892, | or one
Of my deputies will, on Monday,
Nov. 90 1898, about one o'clock D.
m, offer for sale to the highest bid
der, from the court house door in
Louisa, Lawrence county, XIV, the
following described property, or
sufficient thereof to produce the
sums indicated above. About 30
acres Of land back Of Louisa, nd.
joining lands Of VIM. Wellmaa and
lack Wilson, and touching upon
the public road. Full description
in deed from NJ. J. Ferguson flied in
his case. The sale is mad, upon
che 'quit, Of redemption an | sub
Jet 10 tia sale bond OF Snyder
Bros for $9i.dS with interest from
Jnne 10. 1893.
IkRMS.--sale will be made on
.ci'dil OF three months. bond with
appr we'd security being required
ol The purchaser.
A. J. w LsoN, S. L.C.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1893-11-24
BRADLEYis oHArIL.

Since the cold winds OF Novem
Der 7lh have caused melancholy
gloom to be cast over our quiet liz
tie neighborhood and our friend, the
Country Greenhorn, together with
the remainder OF the good Demo-
lcrats, has sought happier coun-
try in the head of Salt River, | will
endeavor to write to the News and
let the people know what has hap
psned,
Mr.. Jas. Compton, the Louisa
blacksmith, spsnt Sunday with
home folks at this place.
Married, at the residence o! the
bride, near Kinners, KY, Mr.. W.
NJ. Cooksey, of Fallsburg, to Miss
Lutte Burk. May happiness be
their lot.
Lutte Hutchinson, of Fallsburg,
was visiting at VIM. Hughes last
Sunday. What's the attraction,
Lutte?
Gusie Shortridge, Lille Burton,
ard JAS. Casey spent the whole of
last Saturday waiting for the train
Misses Carrie Hughes and Nora
Casey are talking of visiting Webb
vile in the near future, Who is it,
ladies?
Susan and Alma Crank will spend
Christmas with friends on East
Fork.
Wiser Adkins, Of Ashland, is WIS.,
itiAg relatives and friends at this
place.
Ifthis escapes that iron jawed
monster. the waste baFket, l will
write again. PETE.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1893-11-24

I NAAAANltNN1a
Rornco is the homc OF the orang-
outang, which, leaving out the genus
man. occupies the third place from the
highest in the animal kingdom. The
gorilla has the highest place, the chin
panzee comes next in order. then the
orang. The males are as fond Of fight
ing MS are human roughs, and. like
them. bite OF each others fingers and
lips.
They all show, in human-like way.
the emotions of pain, rage, satisfaction
and affection Baby orangs range, as
human infants do, from good to bad.
Some, when they are good, are ''very
good, indeed, . aud others, when they
are bad, are horrid." Mr.. IIornabv.
the naturalist, took baby orang from
its dead mother, shot in the cause of
science, which had the temper of a
tiger
An orang's instinct is TO seize and
bring an offending hand TO its mouth,
that it may bite the member. This
baby orang, though only six months
old, made So many attempts to put the
naturahst's hands up to its mouth that
he was obliged TO tie its elbows To-
gether behind ITS back.
Even then. when be was not watch
ing it, the orang rolled over and seized
the calf Of his leg between his teeth.
But for the hunting trousers and
wooden stockings, the naturalist would
have lost a piece of his leg. AT last il
relieved the naturalist Of anxiety by
dying. baby orang of a more gentle
disposition was brought TO Mr.. Horn.
ably with its hands and feet bound.
When he approached it, instead OF
attempting to bite, IL whined softly
and rolled up its big brown eyes so APP
pealingly that the naturalist cut its
bonds and placed il on pile OF soft
straw. 1t soon became pet and was
named "old Man." on account Of It's
bald head and, AM aiF of pr6feund
gravity. II was fond of being)held in
the naturalist's arms, and When he
grew tired 1t would grasp the folds OF
his flannel shirt and hold itself. thu,
showing its superiority to helpless hui
man infants.
II would lie on Mr. IIornaby's Ian
while he was writing, reading or eat
ing, and amuse itself by catching hold
of his penholder or book or by Juggling
at the tablechoth. Its favorite food
was bananas and sugar, but II learned
to relish rice, cooked meat, canned
fruit and bread. and to drink tea and
coffee, milk and chocolate. Beer, wine
or spirits II would not touch.
The baby did its best to amuse its
master. Drawing his hand 10 its
mouth and make pretence of biting
and making wry faces were its favorite
tricks. II the naturalist sat down To
a meal and began to eat without feed
ing the baby il would whine, scream,
throw itself on the floor on its back
and kick like spoiled child.
Its happiness was complete when its
master permitted the baby to sleep
with him. II would lie sprawling MP
on Mr. Hornaby's breast. with It's head
on his shoulder, its face close TO his
neck, and its arms and legs clasping
his body. II could not learn TO swim.
and, on Mr.. Hornaby putting it in the
%Ster' sank helplessly. a. II it had
been an iron barn. Y. Journal.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1893-11-24
A ROLAND FOR HIS OLIVER.
The Negro FiourIshed Big Words Quite as
Easily as the Lawyer.

The Negro Fiourlshed Big Words Quite as
Easily rs the Lawyer.
A Kentucky lawyer was standing on
the steps of the Covington post Office
the other day. when an old colored
man came up and, touching his hat,
asked:
kin you tell me, is dis de place
where dey sells postage stamps?"
"Yes, sir; this is the place." replied
the lawyer, seeinga chance for little
quiet fun; 'but what do you want
with postage stamps, uncle?"
ITO mail letter, sab. of couse."
"Well, then, you needn't bother
about stamps; you don't have to put
any on this week"
~ don't?"
"No, sir
"Why-for not?"
well, you see, the conglomeration Of
the hypothenuse has differentiated the
parallelogram so much that the con-
sanguinity don't emulate the ordinary
effervescence, and so the government
has decided to send letters free"
The old man took off his hat dubi-
ously, shook his head, and then, with
long breath, remarked:
"Well, boss, all dat may be true, an
| don't say 1t amt; but just sposen dat
de ecksentricity Of de aggregation tran
substanshuates de ignominiousness of
de perpendicular and sublimites de
puspicuity Of de consequences don't
you qualificate da. de government
would eonhisticate dat dare letter. l
guess I'd jest better put some stamps
on anyhow fer luclsl"
And he passed solemnly on.-cincin,
natl Commercial.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1893-11-24

Are your rhil,lrcn snii rt 10 Group
If so. YOU ,bo III never be without a
bottle If hanb' lain's Cough Remedy
itisa otilain cure 'or group, aud has
never been known to fail II given
richly MS soon as tie tloupy cough ap
pears it will prevent the attack. 1t is
the sole reliance with thousands Of moth.
RS who have eroupy children. aud meyer
disappoints them. There Is no danger
in giving this remedy in large and f;c
quent doses, as 1t contains nothing in
iuiious 80 cent bottles for sale by A,
N. Hughes, Louisa, Ky.
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Thousands of counterfeit tickets
have been sold and honored over
railroads leading out Of Chicago
IN the last few weeks. The coun
tarfeit was 80 nearly perfect that il
was accepted without question I'M
Ill discovered by accident. 1ht
railroads now have 100000 wortl
in possession, over half Of whicl
were honored for transportation
Il is intimated that they have sui
fefed a loss amounting in the az
grsgate To 100000
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1893-11-24

MIR. W. NJ, Terry, who has been in
the drug business at Elktol,, Ky, for the
past twelve years, says; Chamberlain,
Cough remedy gives better satisfaction
than any other cough medicine | hav,
eversssold,' There is good reason fol
his. No 0 her WI cure a cold soquick
", no olhtr affords so certain prevent
tivcanl care fei Group; no 0lher afford
20 mutt r lief in cases II wLooring
cough. Forsalc by y. NJ. Hughes LOU
"a, Ky.
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Beware of OTntments for Ca
tarrh that Contain Mercury,

Beware of OTntments for Ca
tarrh that Contain Mercury,
as mercury will surely destroy the sense
Of smell and completely jerange the
whole system when entering it Through
tho mucous surfaces. Such articles
should never IL used except on prescrip-
lions from reputable physicians, as the
damage they will do is ten fold to the
good you can possibly derive from them.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured
by +, J. Cheney & Co, Toledo, o., con
tains no mercury, and is taken internally,
acting direct upon the blood and mucrs
surfaces Of the system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine, 1t Is taken internally, and
made in Toledo, OHIO, By +. J Cheney
< Co. Testimonials free.
~Sold by A. NJ, Hughes, Ii uisa Ky.
15c. per bottle.
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WORKING eY lie DAY.
Why Fainter Resented the Help He lila
Received.

why lhhhtef heaehted the HELD He Had
Received
painter was working on new
picket fence near a gentleman's resi-
dence in the suburbs the other day.
When he went to dinner he left his
paint and brush where he had left off
work. Soon after he was gone small
plainly-dressed man was seen trudging
along. He stopped when he noticed
the newly painted fence and the paint
and brush, and muttered:
Hello. here's one painter that's rot
a job anyhow. | don't mind giving
him lift. Mcbbe I'll git nickel or
two out Of him"
The little man went to work with a
will, and by one o'clock he had several
feet Of the fence painted on one side.
What in time are you doing here?''
was the gruff salute that then greeted
his ears.
Il was jest helpin' Won out, pardner,'
said the startled little man, dropping
his brush on the ground. =
"Helpin me out, be yer?"
ies thath aH-Just TO Keep my
hand in"
Don't expect any pay, do yer?"
"Well-that is, i" stammered the
little man.
"0h, yer do, do yer2 Wen, IL you
are in sight for about another minute.
you'll git it where the chicken got the
AK.
But, boss, only nick"
Sneak, now" exclaimed the painter
advancing upon the little man threat
eningly I'm working by the day.
and the old maa keeps his eye on me
You owe me fifty cents now. and I've II
good mind 10 take it out OF yer hide.
Sneak"
And then the too industrious little
man that wanted TO work at another
mans job began hasty retreat toward
Boston, leaving at least one enemy in
his rear - Boston journal.