The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1893-01-12
COUNT A HUNDRED
Take Another Bite and
Count Again.
A Cure for Corpulency That Is Get
ting to Be All the Rage With
Fat Mankind.

Are y0u fat. forty and fussy?
Are you only fatP leaving the other quail
fcations out of the count.
Then give heed. There is remedy.
In the old days the fat had to stay fat or
grow fatter. Now it is different
Are you fat and would be lean?
Count 100 before every mouthful Of
f0od.
This is warranted sure cure or money
refunded.
No medicine required, eat anything and
everything. but count before you eat and
while you eat.
Every fat man In town has counted a
couple of millions since the new remedy
came out
1t is said to have originated in this city
with the physicians of the French Hospital
and the late Judge Uznay of Alameda was
the first patient to successfully adopt the
treatment.
Friends of the deceased City Recorder of
Alameda declare that By the con scientious
use OF The methcd of counting Judge UZnay
reduced his weight nearly 100 pounds.
Perhaps this is oversta ting the case, for at
the time Of his death Judge Uznay weighed
fully 400 pounds.
But 1t is true that the deceased practiced
the new method and that he obtained great
relief from it.
He had tried almost every known remedy
for reducing the undue accumulations of
human flesh. butnOne of them proved benefi-
cial and lie kept growing larger and heavier
all the time.
The late Judge Uznay's affection was
peculiar in that his flesh was solid aud hard
and was not the mere initiation Of flesh.
which Is often the case in persons addicted
too freely to The beer habit.
Judge UZnay was in many respects tenn
perate man, the trouble being that every
morsel of food he took appeared to turn into
fat and flesh almost rs soon as swallowed.
When the usual remedies had failed the
patient sought relief from his troubles at
the French Hospital In this city.
Here he was told of the new remedy He
must count 100 between every mouthful Of
food taken.
This proved hard task for man who
naturally took great comfort in his meals,
but he eviHced considerable will power and
added by the advice Of the French physi-
clans most religiOusly. The result was
most beneficial 10 the sufferer. lie began
losing flesh almost from the first week in
which he adopted the counting system.
1t was hard, very hard, to remember to
make the count, but lie stuck to tue task
manfuliy; those who know how greatly it
benefited him believe that If lie had known
of the remedy few months sooner the late
Judge Charles UZnay would be alive to-day.
But the remedy came too late. All that
he could do was tn prove its efficacy. He
did this admirably, but it could not save his
lie. for fatty degeneration of the heart had
already set in.
Now that the new remedy is known,
thousands OF fieshy persons are employing
1t with great benefit to themselves They
will not, in the nature of things. eat so
much, but they will grow beautifully thinner.
In San Francisco the new method has
grown into fad among the feshy people,
and many shadows are growing less in con-
sequence.
II goes rather queer in tie restaurants,
even when the fat man counts his hundreds
mentally.
There Is painful wait between every
moutbfGl, and every body is wondering why
II Is. 1t takes the average fat man three
hours to eat his breakfast now, and as for
dinner-wel. lat men never were noted for
eating dinner in hurry.
Keep your eyes open for fat people when
you are at the restaurant. Watch them
grow thin while they eat. 1t Is worth your
while.