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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Two sad Sights.

There Is no more piteous spectacle"
observes the Washington Post, than that
of two-dollsr man trying to fill $4,000
office" II is infinitely more piteous, IL
seems to us. to see $4,000 man trying to
get two-dollar Office.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25

New York Weekiy.l
Waterman Who Is that dude who has
come here to boardI
Wife: He saws he Is marine painter:
Waterman You'd better ask board in
advance All tn marines about here paint
their own boats.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Plenty of Comp any.

Mrs. Slimdiet Don't you find it little
lonesome sitting down TO luncheon all
alouef
Bordaire: Oh, no; the cheese IS here.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
The Milestone.

One Of the Twins (decidedly): One of US
must accept him.
The Other: Why!
The One: Why. you know mamma is
under obligations to his mother for that
marmalade rec pc.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Jokes at tie Grocer's.

"Have you any Gretna greens?" in
quired the facetious customer with the
basket on his arm.
NO, sir" answered the grocer. Near
est | can come TO ZEN is parlOr matches.
Anybody waiting on you, ma'am!"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
No Such Person.
boston Herald

The S5.0O0,0 900 profits reported at Mont,
Carlo indicate that the man who broke the
bank Is o myth.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Sttil She Was In Favor -:It.

Mrs. Watts: What, YOU don't mean TO
say that You do not believe in Sunday as
dav OF rest
Mrs. Potts: might if Mr.. Potts was not
so fond of good dinners.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Ii Scattered Them.

Cholly: Fweddy, We can't get through
this crowd.
Fweddy: Wait minute, Cholly. Here
comes lady with q parasol. We Will
follow her,
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
As IHnlI.
Texas Sittings.l

80 my daughter has referred you tc
me, Ell! Well. | hardly understand 1t.
She never consults ne except IN imam.
clal way
Well-ah-sir, that's Just It,"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Provoked Him.

Clara: Regy is very angry with you.
Maud: What for?
Clara: When you kissed him the other
night you disarranged his hair.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Too Dead.

81. Peter Come, get out your horn;
want you to GO over TO Philadelphia.
Gabriel: Oh I'll 90. but can tell you
before / start that II won't do any good.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Decide lily.
ETrusH,

Pipkin: Do you think there is ANYTHING
unlucky about the number thirteen?
Potts: | know there is. | paid that for
suit Of clothes once, and they did not
wear we'll at all.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Mouth Good Enough.

PLEASE give me a few pennies TO buy
something to eat with" said tho beggar.
TO eat with? ?" CALCULATED the Bosto-
MAN. What's the matter with your
mouth 20
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
A Vindjctive Invalid
ITexes Siftings.l

She: / saw your friend Johnson yester.
day a2d he actually proposed to me in
case you did not pull through.
He: He did, Ell? II would serve him
good and right If i were to die tonight.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
VIRGINIA BEACH, w.
LIE PklNlENN ANNE.

An IDEAL resort directly 20 fle o..l..
miles rom Norfolk.
Superior slr'-oa'Linx eIi r1.i I...
E.,lI4...
fe lS-SuWXF96t
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Morn Ouf.

- Hush, children. or you'll wake your
mother"
- Is she III %
Only temporary prostration. She is
just home froma bargain SALE"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
While trayelline recently we met on

~ wonder that Funnyman doesn't get
weary OF always wearing the FOOLS cap"
TO him II Is livelihood"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
uOTEL OrrERBCRN, ANITN
- II. PRICE, AT MECHJN5
PERSONAL

HAVING EVERY REASON 10
L fear that many 81 tho oi1 patrons d" I'D
late nrm Of THOMAS ". NlCAAt- b. '.-.
CO.. n well AS personal TRENDS nut i."
generally. DO not kuOw ot nay "L"rrt.
take this means az iniOrmlus th"n '.'.
with the firm Of A. r. MOsBi S. sos. -.i-
wOod-dealers. 100 west Matsnal sif"'i'
l7.. Patronage solicited saIsia -ti'- -t-'4'
teed. ... .
10 l6-lm THOMAS W Nt'AN'" '
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25

john NJ. KINNEY, ,,, Lflst. ..i '.N,
l.. {. KINNEY, am D..r.l. .-.s
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Naturally.
fTruth1
A SartoriaI Necessity.

"She dances divinely."
Yes seems to have music in her very
solo -
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
a Natural Query.

Briggs: Did YOU year that Winger had
married the president OF cooking school {?
Gnggs No. Where does he get his
mealss
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
80 Warm"
TNaRpa

Spencer: That Miss Gotrox owns all the
ice-houses in the northern part of the
State. What IL she worth!
Ferguson: She must be worth q cool
million.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
No Wonder.

Gummey: Miss Kittish's beauty is quite
intoxicating.
Gadders That is because she smiles so
oftan
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Suggestive.
n rrtftn 7

Bar-Keeper: Do you want your beer in q
mug?
O'Ioole: OF course.
Bar-Keeper; Then all you have to do IS
drink It.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
n SIN art Tailor.
fTaxas Stftiorxr

Dudley: want an elegant suit, some
thing stunning, donteher known Pm GO
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Intui;jye Knowledge.

lfuCk.
Now Bobbie."' said the teacher in ma
tural history. what is panther"
A man that makthe panth," lisped
Bobbie.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Ships In Line at the naval Review.
n.r- rpOur Va

To he Editor of The Dispnict:
Will you be so kind as to give me the
names of all war-ships of different coun-
tries as they were IN line during the re-
view at Hampton Roads in April BY so
doing you will greatly obliee 4 READER.
We give the official lis, as follows:
ORGANIZATION OF THE COMBINED FLEET.
Port Column Stdrbodyd Column,
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25

l. l.4O0 feet above sea.iosel Gr.,f '"
tain scenery. perfec, drainage a.
convenicocss. Drye-t aino-plrro
LIIHlA WATER mat cures ro.e-.. ....
dyspepsia, rnsauatism, and es.......
ard bladder troubles ana formal. r....
Music. Billiards Wrte fOr cI-......t
sia. testimonials, G.. =
90 o.ptn WILLIAM A pptyr DID. r
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25

TOTHE wFNORY or
FEMALE STRANGER,
Whose mortal suncrings terminated on inc
llth DAY OF o CTOBRR, 1916;
aged 20 yen-s and months
This stone ~ placed hero by her dlsconsolhle
husband,
I'm whose arms she sighed out her
latest breath.
and who. under Gol, did his utmost 10
so0the the g. all, cold ear OF death.
How loved, how valued once ava'led thee
not.
To uhou1,rel.ted or by whom begot;
A heap oil dust alone remains OF thee.
'Tis ali thou art and ail.tbe proud shall De.
To Him give all the prophets witness,
that through His name whosoever Deheveth
~ Nm shall receive remission Of SINS
Acts lUth chapter, 43d verse.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
SUMMER HEsOrrx
NROCKETT ARSFNICJrrr,
- spaINGs-opESgD jCSe ~ - ''IA

~ sfHiNrn-oFErk I'd JUNE i.r
deognuui mountain resort t2.D0D i-o, ...-
walton. This water cures DysDrt,.i. 81. - -
tism, skin Fruptions, ScrofgIa. In-s,ri.. b
ney and Bladder Disorders. All Ner,.... ,. j.
trati0n. Clears and bosn,iaos no ~o...' ..--
Bathing In hot AMI cold a-sanir-uit.s .,.
spesia, iea,nro ana taDllly restores All b.. ~
toms. send for pan phleL CROgkFri
NIC-LIlHlA SPRINGS COMPANY, Slt-.
Va.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
An Ostrich Tip.

uch.
When the ostrich Ia captured,
He knows his mishap
Means many a feather
In somebody cap.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
UNANSWERED.

Aud so this piteous and mystic inscrip-
tion attracts attention aad arouses the
sympathetic curiosity of the visitor of the
quaint. dreamy, historic old city of Alex
andria, and has for three quarters % q
century. Why the mystery thrown about
her coming, death. and burial 2 why the
enigmaticai, We, deeply pathetic words
employed by the dtsconsolate hus-
band are questions that all these years
have not been answered, nor is il probable
that they will be answered in the years to
come.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
One ofthe Lazy Brigade,

ATLANTA Constitutional
The hazy days aud daisy days-the lazy days
have come:
The thunders most too drowsy to be rollin' OF
its drum
The clouds are driftn over IN lollin sort o.
way.
An the bees are in the clover, les a-dronin' all
the day
The Iaybirds hardly iawin'. as he pants from
tree 10 tree,
An the black crows amt a-cawin' jes' az lively
as might be;
Fer il seems a time Ter slespin'-!es' dreamy
sort o sleep,
An you don't care fer the reapin', II you've got
To make IL reap!
An when fellers lazy, an his soul Is full O.
juno,
He'd rather DO daisy or summer breeze in
tune
Than run the whole United States; wo're dom
as we please,
At home with June an Georgia, en- ies takln'
OF our case
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
ELKTON LTTHIA SPRINGS.
~ ELkTON, kOOkINGnAM ---. =.

This famous rescr; OPENS Jl-NE gr.....,..
the management Of Mr. GEOHtE kltr.
tho Il. James and Albion H.ts.a ~ l...
The Hotel Building ~ aew, witl Oh m I...
rrOyements-gas, steam hfaf. ..et-
public and private baths, sanitary .r. ..
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
why, He woula catch Tnrpon

Washington Post Independently
Suppose Hon. Matthew Stanley Quay
should reach Paradise On Sunday and find
tbs gates closed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-31

DIED.
BgEwToS On wednesday, August 30. 1sasal D.
M. EMMA DAVIS BREwfoN. the enls cAsio 81
William H and Katie u. Brewtcn. aged one
year aud twenty two days
Funeral from parents residence. 1enles tewA. ~.
C.. Friday. September j, pm. 1ntsTfent
Glenwcod cemetery.
GAY. On August 80, 1898. at t:iS p.m-' e ,, be
MADISON CLAY. aged twenty three YEAR,
Funeral from feopie's CONGREGATIONS churc. an
Friends invited. Baltimore papers p,er-e ssny,.'
RICHARDSON In Alexandria. Va, on Tuesday.
August -. 1873, at IL pEa., JOHANNA ttch-
Funeral at O'Clock Friday. septen.er I. frou. her
Alexandria thence st. Nary's Church where
requiem mass VIII he said for the rep0se o. her
soul. Friends are invited
srrSEMETZ. Brooslyn \. y. August %. 1913.
JOHN RUSSELL sTTNEMETZ. oaly child - n.
1u,, m sa's az oal Hin Punerai t private.
RY. ~ G-e. n. Tucker. la the twenfteth
year of his age.
Fu f sSou s' sS1s iasa
fully ine aii ''''' N'N s.
TYLER. A, Assce<tia. n. G., "Wednesday, Asesss
I. and Fannie y. Tyler. aged four meuths and
i've days.
Pup-rsl THURSDAY. August 81. pm. at e~ce-
land. sRichmond, Norfolk aud D~oville is~Pes
please copy
WORK. on Tuesday, August -. 1859. JOHN W.
beloved husband Of Catherine Work. after
Christian forfitnde. in the seventy lnrst yesr u
May he r-st On peace.
The faneIsl win ,sse Lilac 9, 60 S'cok ., r.,s
east. Relatives and Friends Invited. tfrhiisdei-
phia papers please copy
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-31
COUPON.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
THIS EVENING STAR COUPON AND soc. ENTITIES
THE BEARER TO CHOICE OF ANY NEGLIGE SHIRT
IN THE MEMS FURNISHING DEPARTMENT OF
THE PALAIs ROYAL. CORNER 18TH ST. AND
PA AVE.
klIlALlInl q = a n "a \ ~
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-31

The Navy Department is informed OF the
arrival of the training ship Portsmouth at
Funchal. Madeira. yesterday. and OF the
arrival of the gunboet Concord AT t,oiofns,0.
Ceylon yesterday, nine days from Perm.
Gen. Chauncey Mckeeyer. assistant ad-
jutant general. L. S. A. was r,lacrd on the
retired list today, by operation OF law, navs
ing reached the legal limit OF siNty-tOU
years of age.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-31
r~r-N-Ia
SPECIAL NOTICE.

On and after Monday 1 the of the Paas Royal
will transacted and 1lth streets Inc
removal viii continued
ure saturday. September L. mencng September n
business hours VIII be Saturdays included
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-31
The Charge Dis,rtsxed.

The charge against the young man, OIL
yer NJ. lierhardt. charged with false pre-
lenses I'm having obtained the sum of S3.5,
on the alleged false representation that he
(GerhardD owned certain furniture at 100
r street northwest. was dismissed I'm the
Police Court this afternoon by Judge Kim
ball IL being shown that Gerhardt was a
part owner with his aunt of the furniture
in question.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-31

Mr. Jas. W. Hendley of 2si6 i stree, VINO
Was injured by his horse running away a
week ago has been confined TO ais bed Ever
since with a broken knee cap. but with care
full attention IL is thought he Will recover
within a week or so.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-31

Buirrs BRoxo LITHIA cures sick headache. neu-
ralgia and insomnia where all other oromos faA.
Three doses, 10 cent?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-31

The Portuguese government has declared
Pensacola Fla, TO be infected with yellow
fever and has ordered the detention IN
quarantine of all vessels arriving from that
,,ort
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-31

Assistant Secretary Hamlin has gone %
Boston for a few days on BUSINESS an con-
nection with the administration Of the cue
toms service at that port
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-08-31
!s::s:ss: .sss::s.s:s:::..ss:.sss!s

the goods 81 Alligator Travelling Bag
something And these Leather Bags in imitation Of
.ator q. only IS en When them and note their Likeness
Bags vearre.ns grain only ssse for size
Leather
thai make the and its contents inferior,
SHOPPING BAGS leather
Obs From 81 to 50 cents from Al 80 %
And yin hnd here larger and qualities
BELTS Of an sc for
sc SILK Belts. Ice Canvas Belts
with instead of pair English
leather shades &c instead of sSe pair The SIX Hose soc In
s. IN. Star r.ase S.T. leaned these barSap tb. certain to
be . rush for them The moral should be obvious.
DREss GooDs-Tne
all excepting lengths early visitors
Anothsr lot Of Black silks
stead OF soc yad Figured Gace Silks half instead
Of = yard
~ gard Only lie yard for choice of the Figured Lawns and Batises
that sold to Soc yard
made
goods when cut for you from the piece.
LAcA Chance costly
enc hundred lengths ranging from opposite Glove
Department rear Of store No 111s Pa
sizes and colors
addressed Kid Mousuetaires Milan
these gloves
that though all and will be
the most In demand-tb deHr able
ii SpKERc1s Dainty rouchots tia. sold I'D to so cents at
only &c combination
ing Handkerchief SC
from LIZ to &C. Not than three and will
be disappointed
EwIRY Jeweiy 40 instead of
S. And for these sverod Belt Buckles guaranteed tan
designs Ten
Lace
and pretty styles
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-17

l do not think you ought to let your
sweetheart kiss you Whenever he wishes,
says writer in the Indies Home Jour
nal. A kiss from you should mean so
much that ~ should be au event; and then
he will be certain that nobody else is
getting his treasures, and that you are
boarding great expressions Of affection
for the time when you shall be his very
own.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-17

| tors an enlarged sense OF duty and per
ceivc "a wideacd outlook-who clinEs ten
aciOusly 10 local prejudice and prefers 20
! be an attorney instead OF a Statesman
becomes curiously meager and Contempt
| Die, and eXcites only forbearing wonder
Mr.. Pener, considered as man, must
be interesting, estimable, upright and
tedious; regarded as a senator, he APP
pears TO be necessary evil, like an old
garrett or a barrel OF sermons.
His whole demeanor is that Of invinci-
Bile and fathomless sagacity, imperturbed
by the impact Of public opinion and un-
shaken by the desire of men.
He claims to have made finance a study
for weary years. He no doubt has. The
principal result is that he would, if he
could have his way, destroy finance. He
doesn't know that this is a theoretical
nlhillsm. He calls it reform. 1t reflects
IN Dry gllmmering way several of the
social and moral centers of disturbance
that have been forming in Kansas ever
since we shipped Sharp's rifles there.
II is rich in local color We perceive in
u the sturdy nihilism of those mothers of
Israel who some years ago armed them
selves with axes and the divine creden-
Jlals and set out to regenerate Kansas by
destroying other peoples property, while
their husbands sat on the fences and APP
plauded the higher law"
Senator PETER is the very antitheSis of
Senator Stewart of Nevada. They come
from entirely different droves but exhibit
the same brand. Mr.. Stewart is vascular,
lmpertinent, full-blooded and impulsive.
Mr.. Petfer is dyspeptic, methOdical, par
tlcular and unsypmathetic
one warns up under his own words
and cavOrts. The other chews the end of
systematic superiority forever under a
tree. One is sensitive to interruption, al
most rude in rejoinder, with a pictorial
egotism and the dogmatism of a country
justice. The other is equable, cannot be
stung or DETECTED or annoyed or cur
tailed.
Mr.. Stewart assaults. Mr.. PETER will
sap your life away with citations.
Both agree that MIR. Gladstone and
President Cleveland have entered into
conspiracy to degrade silver and crush
the western producing man. They both
regard the eastern press as the subsidized
engine Of disreputable bankers when they
are not denouncing it as the coutesan of
gold and monopoly. But while Mr..
Stewart froths at these iniquities, Mr..
PETER only quotes them against them
selves.
Give him back files enough, and hack
ing yolubility takes the place of human
interest 1t recalls Coleridge's illustra-
ton of the doctrine of an infinite chain of
causes. One blind man cannot lead
another, and three blind men do not
overcome the difficulty. But given blind
men enough, infinite blindness will take
the place of sight
PETERS speeches remind me of one of
De Quincey's dreams, because they defy
time. But the great misfortune of PETER
at this moment is not that he has voice,
but vote. That saves him from being
ignored entirely.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-17

guests were idNnr over late breakfast
and dis 'u>siug the various bits Of gossip
suggested by their letters
The Tom iu question was Mrs = s
nephew, q clever Young man Of ample
means. but Of cratic prociivities. who.
finding the beaten paths OF Mayfeld too
tame for his energetic spirit, was coutin-
ualy trying strange experiments. He
had been "a cowboy. ArtiC explorer, Afri-
can traveller; he had lived in the tents Of
the Arabs and sOf the North American
Indians. and had joined bands of McXi-
can desperadoes and Italian brig
ands. With turn for politics,
ne was at one time socialist,
and at another a Fenian-a always a radi-
cal. So 40 wonder, when Mrs. $ pro-
pounded her query, every other subject
was dropped, and numerous were the
coniectures haarded until she gratifed
her guests curiosity Married his
coOk.' Lost his fortune'' Turned
prlest.' started a newspaper Any
thing and everything was suggested.
No, you are wrong" said their host
ess, producing her letter. My sister
writes me in great distress that Tom has
actually left home without cent in his
pocket TO see how long it will take him to
work his way around the world And
what Is more, he will do it, she added,
concusively.
This seems an incredible freak, but it is
an actual fact. II Is SIX months since
Mr., -- left home, and his friends are
expecting news Of him daily
In recent lecture on Turkey" Mr.
Oscar Z. Straus eX-Minister of the
United States TO that country, threw
some interesting light upon a most inter
esting phase Of Turkish life-the harem,
says the New York Times. The lecturer
admitted that his knowledge came en-
tlrely from hearsay; he had never been
IN one, and had never known a diplomat
who had. He pronounced the institution
not altogether uuattractiye. Turkish
women are not secluded in the harem as
IN prison; they are absolute mistresses
OF that side of the house and free to eX-
erclse their rights indisputably. A Turk
lsh husband would not dare to enter his
wife's apartments when it is not her
pleasure that he should, and she has only
to place her slippers outside the
door TO Indicate such desire for
seclusion. In many ways the oriental
Wife makes her Caprices felt and her
spouse can only submit with what grace
he may, like his occidental brother Al
though four wives are permitted monOg-
amy IS the rule and pOlygamy the excep-
tlon-a condition which the lecturer adj
mitted was due not so much to the moral
as to the economic side of the question.
The right to divorce is vested with the
husband but the Divorce retires with all
her property to her family and may mar
ny again at once. And this right to hold
property separately from their husbands
which English and American women have
only lately acquired has been the privi-
lege of the Turkish wife for a thousand
years.
The harem may not seem to US an ideal
attempt at domestic happiness, but it is
undoubtedly a vast improvement upon
the condition of things before its estab-
lishment.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-17
A Live Toad in a Hailstons.


A hail storm visited Pawtucket about
10 o'clock Saturday evening, such as has
not visited this vincinity for years, if
within the memory of man One woman
picked up large hailstoue and allowed
it tomeit in her hand. She thought some
thing was inside the little piece of frozen
rain, but was surprised to find when all
had melted a little live toad or frog in
her hand. Thare is quite general belief
that great many pebbles cane down
with the hail
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-17

Now about cocktails. l suppose there
are twenty-five different kinds of cock
tails called for here in a morning-al
fads could be summarized in say FIVE at
the most. But the cocktail crank is about
the crankiest of them all. Then this sec
ton Of the Own is peppered with the long
drink MAJ He calls for long this or
long that, and always wants a dash or
two of something that no sane bartender
would ever think Of using. The man who
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-17

made 90 understand win find her Dot .uch
clsiCr. aud viii Boz able 90 cuuver~n intel
IiEeuuy ou some subject besides that ever
lasting huvbear, the management of SER
wants
Days and hours arranged Tor certain
household duties and kept strictly '0 VIII
simplify housekeeping, and insure the
respect Of servants, however ignorant or
stupid they may seem. The great fault
with servants is that mistresseS begin
wrong with them and then lay their own
short comings al the door of the cook,
laudTess northumberland.
II is possible 10 tram the most seem
iugiy impossible case of servantgirlism 10
a state Of absolute perfection, and this is
always done by the women who are not
hollow eyed and worn out through their
struggles with the kitchenmaid