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St. Landry democrat., 1893-08-05
THE JOKERS' BUDGET.
JESTS AND YARNS BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRESS.

AN All Powerful Protector-TnouSh'
He Was Scared-A Last Resouio0~
Had to Overcome the Noise, etc., etc.
St. Landry democrat., 1893-08-05
VERY LIKELY.

"since Miss Snappim married old
Goldbug she spends fortunes in flowers.
In fact, she wears flowers on all occa-
sions."
"Yes, she does, but guess she would
rather wear weeds"
St. Landry democrat., 1893-08-05

eriy speaking, cap, which IS situated
between the ears. 1t is circular in shape
and fastened to the head at the center
of ligament, which will allow the cap
to be lifted up enough so that the fingers
can be inserted between the cap and the
skull.
The cap resembles a white whoolen
Tam O Shanter, and when on straight
does not appear to affect its owner in
the least. But when the cap slides to
one side, as often happens, the lamb acts
as if it was crazy. 1t tits its head side
ways and keeps running around in a
circle, and appears to be in the greatest
distress. While in that condition it will
not eat, but as soon as the cap becomes
straight the lamb walks off and grazes
contentedly. The rest of the sheep
have taken great dislike to the bon
neted lamb and fight it whenever it
goes near the flock. The sheepherders
give the lamb every attention, us they
think they have bonanza in it if it
lives.
A CURIOUS superstition came to light
at Pittsburgh through the killing of
Emanuel Maths, German blacksmith Of
that city, by engine No. 1886, at Hawa-
kens station. A written charm, in Ger
man, several pages in length, was found
in his inside coat-pocket. 1t says that he
claimed to be descendant of one Count
Philippe of Flanders, who condemned AL
outlaw to death whose neck turned the
edge of the would-bs executioner's axe.
This 60 amazed the Count that he par
doned the robber, who very gratefully
furnished him the secret of the witches
charm which had saved bis neck. Copies
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1893-07-21

uncounted and Observation-Disclosures t thea
from larps trial and birds carol AMI water
falls dash and oceans dox1loSy. bus the ear
hath not heard IL
How did those blessed ones get up into the
light: What hammer knocGei OF their
chains? What loom EOve their robes OF
light! Who gave them wings? An. eternity
is not long enough TO tell IL: se-apasn have
not capacity enough TO realize it-:na mar
yeIs OF redeemtnG love Let the pains ways.
let the crowns glitter: let the anthems AS
cend let the trees OF Lebanon clap their
hands-they cannot tell the half OF II.
Archangel before the throne, thou faileSt
Sing on. praise on. We hosts OF the gIorlfied-
And if with your scepterS you cannot reach
it and with your songs you cannot express
ii, then let all the myriads OF the saved unite
in the exclamation, Jesus! Jesus! Jesus =
There will be a password at the gate of
heaven. A great multitude come up and
knock at the gate. The gatekeeper says,
''The password" They say: I'VE have no
password. We were great on earth, and now
we-cone I'D TO be great in heaven 4 voice
from within answers, Il never knew you"
Another group come up TO the gate of
heaven and knock. The gatekeeper says,
1.-The password" They say I'VE have no
password. We did great many noble things
on earth. We endowed colleges and took
care of the poor" 4 voice from within says
AZ never knew yCC.
Another group come up to the gate of
heaven and knock. The gatekeeper says,
"The password" They answer awe were
wanderers from God and deserved to die.
but we heard the voice of Jesus" AYE,
aye said the gatekeeper, that Is the pass
word Lift up your heads, We everlasting
gates. and let these people come in They
go in and surround the throne, iubiiant for
ever.
All do you wonder that the last hours OF
the Christian on earth are illuminated by
thoughts of the coming glory? Light in the
evening. The medicines may be bitter. The
pain may be sharp. The parting may be
hearth ending. Yet light in the evening. As
all the stars OF night sink their anchors OF
pearl in lake and river and sea. so the waves
of Jordan shall be Illuminated with the dow1
flashing of the glory to come. The dying
soul looks up at the consultations. ''The
Lord is my light and my salvation whom
shall fear?" 1.-THE Lamb which is in the
midst of the throne shall lead them to living
fountains OF water, and God shall Wi Pc away
all tears from their eyes"
Close the eyes of the departed one earth
would seem tame to its enchanted vision.
Fold the hands life's work is ended. Veil
the face; it has been TRANSPORTED. Mr..
Toplady in his dying hour said, flight"
Coming nearer the expiring moment he ex-
claimed, with illuminated countenance,
''Light.'' In the last instance of his breath
ing he lifted up his hands and cried
Light Light" Thank God for light in
the evening.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1893-07-21
We Cure Rupture.

No matter of how long standing Write
Hollensworth & Co, OAego, Tioga Co., n. Y.
Price 81; by mail, S1.15.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1893-07-21
Inc sa.er Was rather ,,.u.

The ocean water north OF Cape Coo
is ,nuch colder than the water south Of
it, for the cape seems TO turn branch
OF the warm Gulf Stream ont to sea,
leaving only the chilly Arctic current
70 wash the Maine shore. 4 man who
went to a secluded spot, not far from
Bar Harbor, for bath on warm day
saws: "A couple OF fellows played It
low down on me that time. They
seemed to have just came ont Of the
water and I asked them how it was
ooh, it's bullv! said they, but there
are sharp rocks near shore, so You
want to jump well out, where 1t Is
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1893-07-21

deep 1 peeled OF my c,o.nez, tooi, n
running jump and went IN where II
was about ten feet deep. Whe-e-ew'
I got out Of there as soon as I could.
It was Just one degree above freezing.
Gee-whizl / never struck anything
like it. And there were those two
buffers walking off and laughing as ii
theS would break IN two. No moro
bathing for me, MP that way. Old
Coney's good enough. "-NeT York
Sun.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1893-07-21
SILVER AND THE LATINS.
Italy, France, Belgium and Switzer-
land to Protect Their Interests.

Negotiations are proceeding between
Italy, France, Belgium and Switzerland for
the protection of the Nations composing
the Latin Union, in consequence Of midas
action in regard to silver.
1t is believed that none Of the members of
the Union will withdraw from it. In Berne,
Switzerland. the minting of one-haIf. one
and two franc pieces has been almost sus-
pended. A few five frame pieces are still be-
ing coined.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1893-07-21

There are 57,179 Federal graves n
the seven National cemeteries in Ten
nesSCe.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1893-07-21
The Ladies.

The pleasant effect and perfect safety with
which ladies may use the California liquid lax
ative, Syrup of Figs, under all conditions
makes it their favorite remedy. To get the
true and genuine article, look for the name of
he California Fig Syrup Co., printed near the
cotton of the package.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1893-07-21

| Hatch's Universal Cough Syrup is positively
! unequaled. Try it. 25 cents at druggists.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1893-07-21

If afflicted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac Thomp-
sons Eye-water. Druggists sell at 25c per bottle.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1893-07-21

Syrup

Regis Leblanc is a French Cana
dian store keeper at Notre Dame de
Stanbridge, Quebec, Can, who was
cured Of a severe attack ofCongest-
ion of the Lungs by Boschee's Ger
man Syrup. He has sold many
bottle of German Syrup Oh his per-
sona1 recommendation. 1fyou drop
him a line he'll give YOU the full
facts of the case direct, as he did us,
and that Boschee's German Syrup
bought him through nicely. It
always will. It is a good medicine
and thorough in its work. q
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1893-07-21

| Beecham's Pills cure indigestion and consti-
| patton. Beecham's-no others. 25 cts box.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1893-07-21
REV. DIR. TALMAGE.
THE BROOKLYN DIVINE'S SUN.
DAY SERMON.

Subject: ssLight in the Evening"
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1893-07-21

tarrh Cure cured my wife of catarrh fifteen
years ago and she has had no return of it. It's
a sure cure'' Sold nv DRUGGISTS 75c
The Helena independent., 1893-03-20
: EW SIOUX
CITY ROUTE
. Q EAST. Q

Passengers for the East from
Aelena and other western points
will find the NEW ROUTE via
SIOUX CITY and the ILLINOIS
CENTRAL r. r. not only desira bla
as to time and equipment. but ons
of the most attractive, passing
through Sioux City, the only Corn
Palace City OF the world; Dubuque
the handsome Key City OF Iowa;
Rockford, Illinois, a new manufao-
turing city. that has become a
world within ITSELF" and Chicago,
whose growth and enterprise is
the wonder OF the world. With
elegant free Chair Cars, and Pull
man Palace Sleeping Cars on every
train between Sioux City and Chi.
cago, and with close connection
with the Union Pacific trains al
Sioux Citv the
The Helena independent., 1893-03-20
DYNAMITE IN A SHIP.
The Finding of Explosives Keeps the Cap
tain on shore.

The Finding of Explosives Keeps the Cap
tain on shore.
NEW York. March 18.-The fact has just
como to light that before the ship Cyrus
Wakefield sailed for San Francisco on Fri
day morning two dynamite bombs were
found in the hold. In consequence of this
two officers of the ship refused to sail on
her and remained in New York, ositive in
the belief that there was some scheme
afoot to sink the craft before she reaches
San Francisco. The story of dynamite
found among the cargo of the ship was told
by one of the officers of the ship who re-
fused to sail with her after finding the dyn.
amite. and is "a follows: The first case Of
explosives or bombs was found two weeks
ago. when the ship was loading. 1t was
discovered by a stevedoro between lumber
streaks on the port side of the ship, with
planking laid over it. The dynamite WAS
which protruded bunch of matches. A
piece of sandstone was Suspended above
the notches in such position that once ut
sea the plunging and rolling Of tho ship
would cause the sandstone to sway against
the match. thus igniting them and causing
the dynamite to explode.
This discovery caused not little apnre-
hension among the officers and crow
but as there was no address on the case or
amy clew as to how 1t came to be in the ship
apprehension was allRysd and the work Of
loading was continued and the instance
soon forgotten. There was also large
consignment of oil In casks. BY colnci.
denco or otherwise this oil was slowed al
most over the dynamite.
Just one week after tho first bomb was
found CONSERVATION was created among
those on board by the finding Of second
bomb. This Was tho day before the ship
was to sail. The second bomb WAS like the
first ana was placed similarly, with
train of powder leading from
small opening to bundle of
matches. On finding the second bomb
Capt Morton refused to go to sea on the
Wakefield, and another officer also de-
cllned to ship. Another captain willing to
take the chip out wns found, and on Fri
day she put to sea. The Cyrus Wakefield
10 wooden ship Of ZOO tons register. She
carried general cargo. and was fully iu-
gu. ed, as is the CARGO
The Helena independent., 1893-03-20
6 HERIFF'S sALE.-ROpERT c. WALLACE.

- plaintiff, va los Winslow. defendant.
Under aud by virtue of au order of ale and do
cree OF foreclosure and eAlo issued out of tho
district court Of the First judicial district of the
state of Montana. in and for tho county OF
Lewis and Clarke. on the ilth day of hnrch,
A. d. 1893, in tho above entitled action, wherein
Robert g. Wallace the above named plaintiff,
obtained Judgment and decree of foreclosure
and sale asainet Elos Winslow. defendant,
ON tho l1th day OF \ arch, A. d. lS93 for tho
sum of S1,1la..0, besides interest. costs aud at
torney'a fces which said decree on tho 1lth
day OF March. !. d. 1875. recorded in judy
ment book No. H" of said court at fage -.
/ am commanded to sell all thos, certain lots.
plocoa or parcels of land. situate, lying and DO
ing in the county of LOWS and Clarke state
OF Montana, and bounded and described as fol :
lows. to-wit:
Lots numbered ono (l>. two Cs,, throe "a! and
Syndicate edition to tho city of Helena
Togsthor with all and ringulAr tho tenemonts,
here iitnmonte and Appurtonanres thereunto DO
LONGING or in anywre apper rtaininp.
:, Public nctioe is hereby given that on Saturday
tho lst day OF tpril. A. ID. ls9a at IL O'Clock
n OF that day ut the front door of the court house,
io!ena. l.owis and Clarke county, Montana,
will, in obedience to sad order OF rale and decrea
OF foreclosure and snlc, sel the above described
property, so much thereof as may be
necessary to satiafy sAd judgment, with interest
and costs to tho highest and bcst bidder for cash
in hand.
Given under my hand this ilth day OF March.
A. ID. lbvs.
CHARLES d. CURTIS, Sheriff.
By FRED u H0Bs, Under Sheriff.
The Helena independent., 1893-03-20
Going East--eays Time,

Going TO Chicago and east your short
quick route il via 81. Paul and ''The North
western Line" Leave Butte 6:45 q. M.
Helena lO:l5 a. m. to-day. rsaoh 81. Paul
G:s6 .. n. second day, connecting with fast
day train of Tho Northwestern Line"
leaving st. Paul 500 n. IN. daily and nrsiv-
ing Chicago 9:35 p. m. same day. making
less than sixty three hours from Butto and
less than sixty hours from Helenn. which 10
several hours less time than via any other
line to Chicago.
This 9:B5 r. IN. arrival In Chicago insures
connection with all the principal lines from
Chicago east. and "The Northwestern
Line" Is the only line from 81. Paul that
makes oil Of these connections In Chicago.
The Helena independent., 1893-03-20

Dr. p. Q. Vests Nerve and Brain Treatment. a
especihc for Hysteria, Dizziness. Fits, Neuralgia
headnche' Nervous frostration caused by alcohol
softeniny Of Brain, cauaing insanity, mi,ery, de.
cay death. Premature Old age Bsrrennoss, Loss
or OIL ioMsE W Ta IN either ses lmpotency. Leueorrhea
SpermatorrhGa. caused by ovcr-oxerton Of
brain, ,eit-: bass, oyer-indnlgencs. month a
treatment 81, 8 for IS, By mail. We eu,rantoe 6
Will send written guarantee to refund if not
CURED Guarantees issued only by II. III. Parchen
q Co., solo ngente, Helena. Mont.
The Helena independent., 1893-03-20
It should be in Evsrv Hous..

]. B. Wilson, 371 Clay street. sharpaburp,
Pa, says he will not be without DIR. Kings
New Discovery for Consum ptions Coughs
and Colds; that it cursd his wife, who was
threatened with pneumonia after an attack
OF ia grippe when various other RENE ies
and several physicians had done her no
good. Robert Barber, of Cooksport, Pa,
claims DIR. Kings New Discovery has dono
him more good than anything he ever used
for lung t: oubIe. Nothing like il. Try it.
Free trial bottles at II. M. Parchen & Go. g
drug store. Large bottles. Zoo. nnd 81.
The Helena independent., 1893-03-20

Senators Voorhees, and Turpie and Con.
gressman McNaRney accompanied young
w. L. English. son of Hancook's run
ming mate. to the White house and
presented him as a good man for the Swiss
mission. The name of Montgomery Ham
ilton, of Fort Wayne, was also preseute
for fol eipn mission.
The Helena independent., 1893-03-20
Asst. General Passenger Agent

SHERIFF'S sALE-THE FIRST NATIONAL
Paynter and Jennie Il. Payntar. dcTend&nts.
Under and b. virtue Of an order of sale and
decree OF foreclosure ana sale issued out of the
district court Of the FIRST judicial strict of tho
state OF Montana, in and for tho county of Lewis
and Clarke. on the Sd day of A arch. A. d.
First National hank of Helena. the above named
plaintiff obtained a judgment and decree Of
foreclosure and sale aaainst Woodman S.
faynter and Jennie l. Paynter. dotandnnts
on on the the LIST day OF ood msreh A. y 1so9
costs ard fes. shss ..S nt'Fss s
D.. 1898, recorded In Judgment book No..
III OF ssid court, at page -. / am COM
manded TO sell all that certain lot. pieoe or
parcel OF land, situate. lying and being in the
county Of Lewis and Clarke, . alto of Montana
and bounded and described es follows, to-wit:
| OTIS number Thirty (30) and thirty ono (sD in
block number twcnty-nins t2al OF the city of
aelenS county OF Lewis and Clarke. state of
Montana. as said lots and block are numbered
and designated on tho plat of the original
Together with all and singular the tene-
ments, hereditAments and appur cnnnces there
unto oeionging or in any wise appertaining.
iubitc notice is hereby giyen that on Fri
Jay tho 9ath day of arch, A. d, ls9S at IL
O'Clock m, OF that day, at tho front door of tho
court house, Helena Lewis and Clarke county,
Montana. will in obedience to said order of saie
and decres of foreclosure and sale sell the above
described property. or much thereof as may
be necessary to satisfy said Judgment, with in
terest and costs. TO tho highest and best bidder,
for cash in hand.
Given under my hand this Sd DAY of March,
A. ID. 1898.
CHARLES u. CURTIS. Sheriff.
by FRED H. hoss. Under sheriff.
The Helena independent., 1893-03-20

It you are tired and never hungry Hood g Sar-
saparilla will make you feel strong and we'll.
The Helena independent., 1893-03-20
Illinois Central R, R

respectfully presents it's claims tQ
the new and every way desirable
SIOUX CITY ROUTE.
For folders and further particu
lars call upon local ticket agent, q
address the undersigned at Man
chester. Iowa.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-07-17

THERE are no end of people in
this country who do not want to
see the retirement of the white
metal who think that silver is
bound to go as money. Money is
what Acts of Congress make money,
and it is really of no significance
to the people >at large what that
money is so long as it is conven-
lent, stable, and has the credit Of
the nation behind it to prevent its
deterioration.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-07-17

EXAMPLES of the injustice OF
justice, as it is dispensed with in
the criminal courts, come fire.
quently to light. The press dis
patches of late have given numer-
Gus reports of men turning up alive
for whose murder some un.
fortunate had been hung several
years back. This condition arises
from the prevailing idea that a
man is guilty once he is arrested,
and the criminal practice of pros e.
cutting attorneys moving heaven
and earth to secure, a conviction
without the least regard to the
guilt or innocence of the accused.
This professional pride is as false
as it is damnable, but it is the
fashion and it will be so long as
our present system continues.
God pity the innocent man with
out a wad who is arrested for
crime nowadays. He is in for it.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-07-17

THERE is no homogeneousness
of opinion among the members of
congress as to the wisest course to
be pursued in legislatihg upon the
finances, and this condition char
acterizes both parties. 1t is there
fore idle to speculate what will be
the outcome, for that is one Of
those things that the Infinite One
alone knows and he is not impart-
ing his mind to this administra-
ton.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-07-17

THERE are thousands of silver
utterances heard in the country
for one on the tariff issue. The
more the Democratic statesmen
realise of the situation the more
ready are they to preserve a judi
ciOus silence on matters of tariff.
They now understand that the
schedules of the present tariff do
not yield a surplus, and if any
changes are made they must be in
the direction of increased duties
rather than of decreased duties.
Their theories will change front
under present conditions.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-07-17

SALISBURY thinks that the CIV
ing of home rule to Ireland is put
ting a club in her hands that may
be used with fatal effect against
the Imperial government in the
future. The consciousness of deal
ing unjustly with Ireland for long
years is at the bottom of this fear.
Ireland has been the dependence
of Great Britain in every foreign
war that she has waged, and if
there is today no love of the Brit
ish government on the part of Ire
land it is the fault of British injus-
tice,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-07-17

WACO News is a very good after
noon paper for a city the size of
Waco, but it will not improve it
self in the estimation of it's patrons
by running down it's afternoon
rival, even if that rival does man.
ufacture kilograms instead of pay
ing for regular telegraph service
Take tent by the LIGHT and build
up on the foundations Of your own
excellence and you will not come
to grief. A
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-07-17

DALLAS is not sure that it was
her Commodore Miller" that was
lynched at Bardwell, but she is
trying mighty hard to convince
herself that it was he. Bardwell
knows no more about it than DIAL
las does, and there is an uncomfor-
table suspicion that it was the
wrong negro was lynched.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-07-17

WITHIN another month the Sun
day admission to the World fair
will be reduced to twenty-five
cents, on the principle of half a
show half price. This will fill the
grounds and be a benefit to tens of
thousands of families who will not
grudge the half price for the entire
family. 1t will be this or shut the
gates on Sunday.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-07-17

THAT Worlds fair is the greatest
educational institution of this gen
Grafton. A careful study of the
works Of art presented, and of the
industries represented, will act as a
mental stimulant melting to re-
search and leading to a study of
all the authorities within reach
that will throw any light upon the
several matters that have most
particularly arrested attention. 1t
is one of those eye openers that it
is not in the power of humanity to
take advantage of more than once
or twice in a lifetime, and the OPP
portunity should not be neglected.
There is money in it.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-07-17

THE dollars of the daddies wi
continue to pass muster for the
payment of all the bills that hui
manity runs up so long as Uncle
Sam puts his Endorsement upon
them. 1t is the stamp of the gov
eminent upon the coin and not It's
intrinsic value that insures its be-
ing accepted as money.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-07-17
1T SHOULD BE IN EVERY HOUSE

J. b. Wilson, 37l Clay St., Sharpsburg,
Pa, says he will not be without DIR.
Kings New Discovery for Cor Stipation,
Coughs and Colds, that it cured his wife
who was threatened with Pneumonia af-
ter an attack OF La Grippe" when vari-
Gus other remedies and several physicians
had done her no good. Robert Barber, Of
COokspOrt, Pa. claims DR.. Kings New
Discovery has done him more good than
anything he ever used for Lung Trouble.
Nothing like it. Try it. Free Trial
Bottles at San Antonio Drug Co.'S, f.
Kalteyer & Sons and A. Dreiss' drug
store. LaIge bottles SOC. and Sl.OO.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-07-17

1T is midsummer now and the
cholera has not taken the express
route to this country. Every day
that we escape the infection of the
scourge the danger lessons. In the
meantime, clean up.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-07-17

HOUSTON HER AID is mistaken
in thinking that the associated
press reporters are trying to kill
off Cleveland. The reporters are
not such fools as to kill the goose
that lays their golden eggs. Far
sooner would they prepare him a
downy nest to incubate in for the
good time coming.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-07-17

The Southern Mercury enjoys
goring the Texas Democracy more
than a mad bull does tossing up a
red blanket and impaling it on his
horns when it falls.