The Russellville Democrat., 1893-11-23

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 70, yoz went tdensH sad fhs clerk "Wot did you doi Bst you had B and 5. !"
 "Weli, you see, ii was 5ust as the old boy gzid-like fhe cut of 8 whip, said Herriek. s.Tbe one minute l was 5erz on the beach zi , in the morning, the nsxt WAS in front of the Golden Cross at md dzy. Al krst l was d2zzsei, and covered my eyes. and there didn't seem inc smallest change. The rear Of the Strand and the roar Of the reef were Ike the sznns. Hark to II now and you csn hear the cabs and DHsses rolling and the street resoundl And then al last 1 could look aboas, and thsre WAS tbe old place, and no mistake ] With the stztzes ir the square and Sf Martin sin the Fields. and the bob5iag and the spsrrows and the hacks: and l can't tell you what l felt ike. felt like crying, I be- lieve, or dancing, or jumping clean over the Nelson column. l was liKe 2 fellow caught ID ont Of hell and flung down into the dandiest part of Heaven. Then I spotted for a hanson with spanking horse. "A shilling for yourself if you're there h twenty minutes 2 said l 10 the iarvey. He went a good pace, though of course it was trlie to the carpet, and in nineteen minutes and haf ] was al tbe door. "
 "What doori'' asked the captain.
 "Oa, house I know of, :" re- turned Herrick.
 .'Bet it was a public housel" cried the clerk, only these were not his words. "And why didn't you take the carpet there instead of trundling in a growlerf"
 'fI didn't want to Etartle quiet street" said the narrator. Bad forna. And besides it was hanson.
 "WelI. and what did you do nexts" inquired the captain.
 "Oh. l went ir," said Herrick.
 "The old folksf" asked the captain,
 That's about it, " said the other, chewing grass.
 "Well, I think you are about the poorest and a. a yarn !" cried the clerk. "Crikey, it's like Minister ing Children cau tell you there would be more beer and sEittles about my little iaunt. l would go and have a B. and $. for luck. Then l would get big ulster with astraehan fur, and take my cane and do the la-de da down Piceadiliy. Then l would go 10 a slap up res taurant, and have green peas, and bottle of 6zz, and a ehump chop O. and l forgot. I'd ave some deyiled white bait first, and green gooseberry tart, and lot coffee, and some of that form of vice iu big bottles with seal-Benedictine- that's the bloomin' name Then I'd drop into theatre, and pal on with some chappies, and do the dancing rooms and bars, and that, and wouldn't go 'ome till morning, till daylight doth appear. And the next day I'd have watercreases, am, muffin, and fresh butter wouldn't just. o, my yl'
 The clerk was interrupted by fresh attack of coughing.
 "Well, now, I'll tell you what would do" said the captain. ,,I would have none of your fancy rigs, with the man driving from the mizzen crosstrees, but plain fore and-aft hack cab with the highest registered tonnage. First of all would bring up at the market and get a turkey and sucking pig. Then I'd go to a wine merchant and get dozen of champagne, and dozen of some sweet wine, rich and 1 sticky and strong, something in the | port or Madeira line, the best in the 1 stcre. Then I'd bear up for a toy | store and lay out S20 for assorted | toys for the piccaninnies, and then