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Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
ARMED MEN ON OUR SOIL
- SPECTACLE POSSHRLE NO
WHERE ELSE.
The Mar nes of Nine Nations, ALI
at Peace. March Each To Their
FayOrite Tune-PrOSeSsio not
E4exieVxed nv the Presidene.

NEW YORK, April 2S.-A dense fog
hung over the river and city this morn
ing. At 8 O'Clock the sun visible.
breaking through the mist, but it was
halt an hour later before the hulls of the
war vessels were visible from the shore.
Then the fog lifted and with bright skies
overhead and warmer atmosphere
than yesterday the blue Jackets and ma
rines from our own ships and the foreign
vessels landed and marched to the place
of rendezvous.
Remarkable the gathering OF
foreign men of war in this harbor to
participate in the naval review, still
more remarkable was the spectacle pre-
| sented today OF uniformed forces OF for
eign nations armed and accoutred as for
battle marching the streets of the
| metropolis. Not since the British evac-
uated New York has such an occurrence
been witnessed here, and in no country
but this is such occurrence possible.
With muskets at their shoulders and
small arms by their sides, the foreigners
| invaded the United States TODAY and
| marched down America S greatest street,
broadway: The grim, fierce looking
| Russians, the sturdy Britons, the ruddy
| faced Germans, the trim, quick moving
| Frenchmen and the dark viSaRed Ital-
! ians marched in file after file, with their
own officers comma nding and with t1eir
own bands playing airs that they love
| best
| The United States marines and blue
| jackets preceded them and the New York
| National Guards men followed in their
/ rear. The arts OF peace had superseded
! the strategy of war, and the armed
forces of nine nations marched in our
| streets. though our country and theirs
were one and they and we were broth
ers.
The parade started from the corner Ot
| Fifth avenue and 42nd street ut 1887
| Governor Flower and Gen Horace POr-
ter rode at the head of the line The
were followed by details from the United
| States arnv and engineer corps. Then
anne the Admirals in carriages. The
foreigners were escorted by officers o.
our own navy. Folio wing the carria ges
came United States sailors and marines
These were followed bv sailors of visi ting
fleets and marines of Great Britain anC
, Holland. After the foreigners came the
| National Guard of New York.
| The Evening Sun saws the President
met with slight accident as he started
out this morning AS he getting
into his carriage he struck his forehead
7 against the door and a lump was raised
The doctor in the hotel fixed the Iund
| The President reached the City hall a
IL o'clock for the purpose OF reviewing
the parade, which. it was expected
q would reach that point shortly after l
:. The head of the procession had not each
ed there, however, up to 1850. when tn
} President was com PEELED to leave in or
e der to catch his train for Chicago,
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
VEN CYCLONES.
One the worst S.OrHnS it's
Kind Ever Known.

GUTHRIE, y. T., \ bril 2S.-Ncws CON
tinues to come from different parts ot the
Territory of the damage and death
wrought bv the fearful storm Tuesday
night. 1t is now known that there were
seven distinct cyclones and the number
of killed. it is believed, will exceed 70.
The greatest damage done was near
Mormon in the southern part of the Ter
ritOrv, and near PickenS and Stillw ter
in the northeast part. At Norman 80
people were killed in one neighborhood
and a dozeu more were killed at various
points within a radius of 20 miles.
East OF Norman near the line Pattaw-
atomic county, six unidentified bodies
were found yesterday. Father east III
Pattawatomie eight ten are reported
killed. Twenty miles east of here, III
| Pavne county. the killed aggregate Is
| or 20 Out of family of four, two
| women and a baby perished in one house
| and a man and five children in another
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
LEAGUE SOCIAL.
EEnjOya Evening At Central NJ
II. Church, South.

The members and friends of Central
church Epworth League spent Il very
enjoyable time last evening i'll the lecture
room of the church. The following pro-
gram was rendered in a highly pleasing
manner:
Prayer by Rev. H. +. Chreit zberg;
piano solo, Miss Ada REYNOLDS; recita-
ton, Miss Bonnie Reeves; violin solo,
Mr.. Chandler; piano solo, Mrs. Thorn
burg; guitar solo, Mr.. De Witt Bro n;
recitation. Miss Jessie Merrick; vocal
solo, Miss Daisy SAWYER; recitation,
Miss Eva Branch; vocal solo, Mss
Smathers; violin solo. MIR. Chandler.
After this part of the evenings enter
taiument, the president announced THAT
the ladies will now serve refreshments, -
which was received with around OF
applause. Refreshments consisted of ice
cream and sherbet and toothsome cake
| which was enjoyed by all, after which
the assembly dispersed. all unanimous in
| the opinion that they had had a most
/ excellent time indeed.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28

WASHINGTON. April 2S.-MisintOrma a
ton to Mrs. Clcveland's program at
New York is responsible for the report
that she was taken i'll during the naval
review yesterday and compelled to re-
turn to Washington. She came back
in the best of spirits and this morning is
in her usual good health. 1t was her in
tention to return to the hotel at New
York after the review and then drive to
the station and take the O'Clock train
for Washington; but owing to the post
ponement OF the review she was Obliged
to hurry to the train without returning
to the hotel.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28

NEwBERN, N. G, April 2S.-L Special l.
The troops were held Il day longer than
was expected, awaiting DEVELOPMENTS at
James City. Yesterday, while going on
parade, the saddle on w wI1ich Lieutenant.
Colonel Bogart of Washington sat,
slipped, throwing him to the ground SO
violently that he died in a few hours.
Herritapc.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
FIRE IN wII-Nr1NGTON
a Loss of $4,000. Covered BS HHl-
8urRnCs-

WILMINGTON, N. G, April 2S.-Firc
broke out last evening in a building on
Water street, formerallv occupied v
Hall 81 Pea, sail. The fire extended to the
large wholesale grocery house of Steven
son &z TAYLOR. The building was dam
aged and the stock almost ruined by fire,
smoke and water. The stock in Sneed
& Co.'S furniture rooms was SOmewhat t
damaged. The total loss amounts to
$50. 900, fully covered by insuran
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
". M. q. a. juniors.

The juniors in the Y. M. c. A. are pre-
pairing for entertainment to be given
soon by themselves tor their parents and
friends. The program consists OF calls
thenic exercises, recitations, music, etc,
to be followed by refreshments. They
have been training Tor this occasion
under the charge of Fitch TAYLOR. They
meet this evening at 7:3O in the Rymna-
stun and afterward hold a social rcli-
gious meeting. There are now SO names
on the list.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
Panic Means Loss of sense

WILKEsBRARE. Pa. April 2S.-Last
night. during an entertainment at the
M. E. church, Fairview, a terrible panic
was caused by the explosion of mix
ture of powder used tor cOlOred lights in
a tableaux. Men, women and children
made mad rush for the doors and
trampIed on one another in a wild rush
to escape. No was killed outright.
but some were so seriously injured they
will probably die.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
PRICE s CENTS.
GRANTS PHARMACY !

WHEREAS tbs known beyond a question
that headache, bile and indigestion
formed pact of treason to haunt the gay
and festive board throughout this gladstone
season; now, therefore, be it understood
that all such direfu1l ills be defed and
cured for good by using Buncombe Pills
40 pills for . Grants.
We do not hesitate to say that our Syrup
of Tar and Wild Cherry is the best cough
syrup sold in Ashevine. We have sold
over one thousand bottles OF it and the de
nand for it has constantly increased
since placed the market. it is
pleasant to take. children do not object to
it and it always gives relief Try it; 20
cents per bottle at Grants Pharmacy.
Campho Giycerinc Lotion is soothing
and fragrant application for chapped hands.
face, lips, etc. Not greasy disasreeable
in any way. For sale only at Grants Phar-
macy.
1t cleanses the teeth, strengthens the gums
and imparts fragrance to the breath. Va
Va Tooth Wash at Grants.
We refer you to many reliable people
in city who believe Buncombe
Sarsaparila is the best blood purifier they
ever used. Why use other and more expen-
sive preparations when a home product is
better and cheaper? Grants.
Do you shave yourself or does a barber do
it for you In either case, if you
imported bay rum your face will always
m ain smooth and free from any irritation
redness. soc bottles a Grants.
Absolutely Pure Witch Hazle in attractive
Pint bottles, 25 cents Grants.
| know that Antinia,rane will relieve you
| tirely. 1t is a harmless but remedy.
For sale Grants.
B"ncombe Plasters-a higher grade porous
plaster than the public his hitherto known.
Try . cents at Grants.
| st. Elizabeth's Salve all skin diseases.
| 1t is superior to all known remedies for the
cure of PIN pies any skin eruption. Posi-
lively guaranteed to cure or money refunded.
| lain street.
| Apply the salve to the parts affected by
| other night before retiring and you will get
| rid of those disagreeabIe pimples any
| skin eruption that may be troubling you.
| st Elizabett's salve is for only at
| Grants.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
The Keepers Dss1nIssed.

SING SING, n. V, April % keepers
Hulse, Murphy and Glyun, who were
on duty at the time of the escape of the
murdereTS PalliSter and ROehl from
prison here last week have been dismissed
from service
Nothing definite has been heard as vet
from the esca ped murderers.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
snow In the rSorthwes,

ST. PAUL, Mimi, April 27.-Reports
from hundred points in Min
nesot a indicate that the great storm,
which began last Wednesday with
twenty inches of snow, is still raging.
Since daylight this morning ii has been
alternately raining, hailiug and sno wing.
Farmers all over the region are pretty
nearly discouraged over the outlook for
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
Buncombe PensiOners

Col. ]. NJ. Israel, agent, has procured
pensions for the following persons in
Buncombe county, under act of 1892
allo wing pensions to survivors and wild
ows of those who took part in the Indian
wars: r. L. Ownhey, g. w. Hampton,
Cook, Moses Cochran, John Ingle. B. F.
Foster, L. A. Bird. Mrs. Sol. Hampton
and Mrs. Lucinda Rogers In each case
the pension Is So a month
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
receiver AppOInaed.

TOLEDO, April 2s.-Judge Rick. of the
United States court has appointed Wei
ling ton r. Burt receiver of the Toledo.
Ann Arbor and North Michigan railroad.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28

NEW YORK. April 2S.-Dr. Robert w.
Buchanan, who had been trial for
the past few weeks, charged with the
poisoning of his wife, was found guilty
OF m urder in the first degree.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
Omerinx Gold.

WAsHINGToN. April 2S.-Offers of golC
in exchange for legal tender notes arr
still being received at the treasury. A
number came today.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
Perished iIA the Flames

PRAGUE, April 2S.-The larger portion
of the town of krHtzberg, a place OF
1900 inha bitants, has been burned. The
contiagation swept away 169 houses
and six persons perished in the flames.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
DOu D1CkIusou BETTER.

DETROIT. April 2S.-The condition
OF Don. NJ. Dickinson, who IS suffering
from a relapse which developed quinsy
is improved this morning.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28
Blown Out to sea.

HALIFAX, n. S, April 2S--A terrific
storm swept over Prince Edward Island
Wednesday A large number of lobster
men were blown out to sea and un
doubtedly perished.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28

COLUMBUS, o., April 2S.-The threat
| ened strike of the Ohio coal miners prom
| ises to Culminate Monday next in 20. 900
men leaving the mines
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-04-28

NEW YORK, April 2S.-The Duke de
Veragua and party left here this morn
ing for Chicago.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05

srIOENtA KER- WANTED. a SHOEMAKER
Co ront n shop iu town ~ 1900 inhnhl-
tnnta In best of Texas forty three mllCa
south Of Fort Worth Ia ltnskn Married
man preferred Address box Ms ltaskn'
Tex. -
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05
slIIIs

,,o,r.a Helmet brand Of SOUPS
T., mar cans any kind, 3Oc each.
Il, NM cni,s. any hind, 2Oc each.
IN enehalf pint cans, any Kind, loe,
each or two Tor Zoe. 49,, .,.t.,
frhe assortment includes ehieken,ehick-
az, en,,tbo. c0,.sommc. bolton, Julienne %
,naie mock turtle, Ok tail ana PURGE 81
zane We recommefid these SOUPS 70 W.
consumers Of tnis aig as VIC N 1911
s ve4h /, TURNER a DlNGEE-
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05
CLASSIFIED COLUMN.
AGENTS wASrnn

AGENTS no SELL
900 pages; sells Tor $50 ana 81 Can
supply you without DELAY No capital re-
CURED, Address for terms. Texas Cen.
ttM rub housc, successor 10 Southland
Waco. Tex
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05

Nrrnh r ionday. 2r3, ucadayi sili e1
nesSay 49,; Thursday, holi .ayi ff'oaNF'
The gains this week over iaS! Mou ou
have been greater but for holiday On
Thursday. The health Of the CHILDREN q
improying. however, and many are III ii
,,,ning ~ school. Il Is hoped that aii
MI return as soon as well enough
The program committee y re9nssi.,.
10 meet 1T Hish School building al"ne"S
On nj 3:45 p m, ana the pnpuA ~ :
D. IN, Sunday.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05
CLASSIFIED COLUMN.
slrUArIoN WANTED

-s,.,ss~.~t4...,-~,sss -s,~.--.A~-s.s..
Maic.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05

~ the average actual enrolment at
tendance and hardness In the city pup
lic schools OF Fort Worth, Tex, Tor the
week ending Friday, March 3, 1898;
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05

PARTIES wishing wiring done VIE nna
a. totbeir Interest 70 call On the fort
Worth Light ard Power company
Wiring done ~ COST
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05
SPECIAL NOTrcE0

Parties answering advertisements below
must address the advertiser and no. ~ -
1atette. ae this paper has nQthinA 70 ~ ~
With the advertisements fufther thAA '"
print them
The Gazette cannot undertake 90 iotwari
rephcs unless prepaid ana nddrea'co eh'VF
opes accompany Advertisements. -.
NO personal" notices printer nnNfAA -
compnnied hy the name Of edveftssef,
Advertisers should remember tnat iettets
directed 20 initair only are not deuversli
through the poatonlce. n initials are nsei
they should be addressed 10 the care ~
some person. arm OF postofiice box. Advet.
lipements can be left Ht Jus ONCE or eenss
Hrugh the mail 20 The oaHestc bcs'
worth. Tex
N answering advertisements mention TINS
paper.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05
CLASSIFIED COLUMN.


An persons seeking employment ~ dcsir.
Ing help Of any character are iuyitcq 70 use
this cOlumn free OF charge, Fucn huNeftise-
mcnts not 70 exceed three ZINES
column. not proceeding three hheA WIZ
Rleo he inserted free.
~ r. The desire OF Tho Gazette % tecihthte
the search OF persoua for etnploymens rud
u recovery 81 lost property, ard Az cog-
daily invited 70 use this coiamn tof fuch
purposes
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05

SvTfIfsI ffOssE PRACTICAL HAITEl-.
silf hats blocked while waiting Ordera
bS mali or axEress promptly attended 70
ITO Jones street.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05

WELL pRuIs-WANTED. SECOND. HAND
well drlll an machinery. Give price and
stgls of martlnery Address Z. q. Ait-
chall, Eu1n Tex,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05

WILL SWAP FORTY HEAD OF STOCK
hurscs FOR neat cottage. lu 9lpl nr.rhhor-
hood. near business centcr Fort WORTH
Dallas. care Gazette.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05

For BALE AT A BACHlFlCE TWO GOOD
residpncea both are located IA pkceilent
Dtigll8ofto0ds ana nfe tAfp DafEAlua.
For faffhef lufOfWNfiun caN ~ y NJ,
Wgif sGenL lvi hyst NtsiApfi4fd
Asrtel. ~
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05
GAZETTE'S LETTER list

List OF letters remaining uncailed for II
the counting room on yesterdny at 0 p, a
Persdna calling ior them VIII please saf ~
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05
wANTED-MIscELLANEoUs

cow WANTED, 10 BUY a GOOD Mich
COW, not 20 cost over so of go AauiesA
cash. care of Gazette II.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05
nUsihEss onANoils.

WIZ HAyn BARGAINS ~ ALL LlNEs
WITH secured lens6 dIrinR Worlds fair,
Letters 81 inquiry promptly nn9wefeA
Address Ohicaau Trading uciupAIJ. suits
fib-lOJ Waahingt0u street. NhioiEp. nis'
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-05

M You WANT no BUY, SELL or TX
change furniture and stoves. or
have upholstOriug aud repairing
done with satisfaction guaranteed,
always 40 70 Staudloy's Second Hand
etoro 2iS Houston street. near corner
Second.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-02-09
ynu rsirtr rsiie.,.

Just at ibis tins when the taion is
mourning the loss Of one Of its prestes'
divines, the following incident 10 which
Phillips B 'ooks was pronine Il figure,
will interest onf Readers.
Mr.. Robinson, si2 f.,t high, builder o.
Fremont Tetnple anl the Rev. PhiIlips
Brooks, six feet ,so inches high. both oi
Boston, and Bsy DR. MoVicker, SIX feet
fur inches high of Pal l,delpbis, 10 comi
pany made nip over The water.
En route they determined that when
they should sr i've % The other side they
would travel aprr lest t5rso such tall men
in company you'd provoke rtnark. But
arriving at Lseis sod l5arnlog that a lee
ture was TO be delivered TO workiDgmen
on America, our friends determined 70
hear the lec'nrs.
Entering the bali separi,ely they took
seats spar,
As the locfafes proceeded bis utter ~
norsnce Of du rios soon became manlfesi
TO the tsr.e AIN -.esos Finally, bovsvef
statement g ncefrigg the siza Of Amer.
icans vas . 4bsari 20 be eodored 10 81
enc, Tbes13aker hal barely iime to
conolu ie a ssoteoee asserting thst Amer
IN u- prs biAl = shor' Of sts,ne, nsv'
t,se3i1, % t1sn ma.t iir feet ten 10
~ :. shen W no5ioson sros1 and said
w ~ ~ am 40 Amedcsn sud ss you
ca se-. ms,snr inily sir fe,t II there
| T. sny other American IN the house fs
a,es, Tin - stand up Az expression ol
sarD,ise toiovef BY roars ~ laughter -
Dr Brooks ~ Jsa aqi ssii; am 40 Aner
ieaa spa mr. siz'. sig feet 20 Inches oe
csions 90 particular r-matk IN Ansrica
+, there i. sny other Aperaesn 10 ib'
house 70 iura requested Tin 70 s'aps
40 A t,ra isnss of lev seconds. 10 q
der 10 awe tbf lsetbrrs little time y -
cover bimseif Dr. Msviektr ti3~ly fsi-el
his maj .Hie q ARE /, is fall height 81 Vi,
feet fou, sbd began an 40 Abi-
Bn, be goi 10 further The audience bsl
los, sil control d ,bems. Ives, and ID
speakers disappeaance from The 1t q
brought The esisrlsinmfni 20 ciose.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-02-09

AbiiAh one was Yermoot farmer who
had great foodnees for horses. He oil
ten said that tnsout no dlsrespect I bum
m an bein's, it did appear . ef some hosses
he'd full as much sense ps To common run
o folks
His conversation was tiuged by thisre
lief, aud he drew many an illustration
from his isvorite snimsls. Oa one occasi
ion this habit Of / Is was the cause OF much
confusion TO youlg man TO whom Mr.,
Stone WAS talking.
The young man was professional mui
siclsn who bad bee spending part oil the
SOM per 81 ueighbonng farm bousc, an
had bad the sndsciiy TO fail 10 love win
Mr. stones pretty daughter Jenny. H.
sss listening to the farmers ysrious res'
sons fer opposing hls suit one sun nme'
evening. jus before bis return TO tb'
city.
For one thing. said Asl,h Stone. yos
like sli kiods o new fsuslsd mnsie. al
want 4 be plsyin ii all III whole dnrii
ume nsow my Jennie. she'd rutber he
Hone Sweet Home. or somft IN o Tbs
ges'rsl style.
/ Alb, said the pliaaest. blsndly bat hfm
~, should siocsie your dsughief'
musicsi t.ste. Mr. Sttae. I should lss
ber rrsdusliy from simple melodies up I
the great Wssrsf.
/ Was that piece yon played 4 The COT
ceri a Tso~n Hall by Mr.. Wsyneri 10
lierrnpted Abii,h.
/ II was replied the pisuist, With slo
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-02-09
usint,.,ionsiiy TunnS

The making OF jokes hss como 10 he
recognized trade, bat iti s'il ttun tar
ihe Funniest things are those ihvt ala st
uniuteniionaliy, e-peoply by mra vh1
Isei u their mission 60 be eloqutbh The
Ne9 Yotx Tribune briggs snReta,rs lew
specimens OF that peeuiar form Of rdieu.
'ous speech krorn as apli.shmN IL
prevails 10 India amoag all classes, bnt is
especially resorted Ia by raivps who have
occasion to petition Europ .aus I, . ibyif-.
PunH such a man viii say.
VIII the Presence, whose ,putatiuo ftr
Justice Is known from cost TO west aid
whose counter zoe spreads jny among ais
tnteriors, who are as the sands pf the s,a
ahora IN number. grsciouslY deign sln0st
delicious hot or 10 name himself one OF
tae most unwoHhy among the servants Of
Protector Of the Poor; and viii the fyarito
son Of the Lord OF the Universe ma ,nant
mously overlo TX my smsziog presumpti
N asking him for the Payment uf = bill %
two anuas Tor hen feed2
The same thing is rot uoknown M tho
Uaitsd Saes. A Florida police justice
vas trying TO impress upona prifoltr who
was to testify 10 his ovu bth,lf the solemn
nature OF an oath. Assuming his mot
pompous tone, he thus nd lrossed hm
Prisoner At the bari La taking Ills
solemn oath to tell the truth, the Whole
truth and nothing but the truth. take care
that you do not allow yourself 20 be teuip,
ted TO oommlte wilfnl perjury. Ramemi
Der that the eyes OF tue eli seeing Pr1vi-
dance aud OF the village constable ars uI-
o. You.
Another indge, 10 rough and ready
but ambitious frontier town. had occ,sion,
npJlr rG9 hhavhsS,ime IN norse sreaupR,
and thuudered forth;
For century after century that dreed
command. Thou shalt u OF slepi, has =, led
aloag the ages, II IL, moreover standing
rule OF this court. II not yet by ls@ Of
our progressive aud soon to be ineorptrl-
ted city.
Ludicfous deliv,rlnces Of a timilpr sort .
are common ia ader'isemens especially
IN those OF q personal nature. Herais one
thatsppesred not long ago in New York
paper;
Uilie, return 10 yonr Distracted no
aud frantic childrenl D. you want .
hear of yonr old mothers euici le2 lou
will II you do not { us know where you
arr. Anyway, send back your htl.ra
colored meersrbanm