The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1893-02-22


Is more so.- GdlUeSton NeecS.
Switchman is not to be commended
for unfagging zeal Yonker's Gazette.
When the flower of the family has a
golden heart she's a daisy.-Da Bots
Courier.
What the wide world is to you de-
pends very much on what you are to
it.-GalUestofs Neaos.
When person considers himself as
zone in thousand" he naturally re-
CARDS the others as ciphers.
Transcript.
1t is now thought that what was re-
rarded few DAYS ago as Biela's comet
was only the price of coal.-Biraghams-
ton Leader.
It has been asserted that there was
great deal of co-robberative detail in
the coal combine einvestigation.-Wa WASH
Sngtoas Star.
II cats could only hold their back
fence carnivals In the daytime they
wouldn't mew-till-late nights so.-
Rochester Democrat.
BOOSTERS are good deal like men.
A rooster never gives notice of finding
worn until after he has swallowed
it.-Atchisoaa Globe.
She-Did your grandfather live to
green old ageP He-Well, should
say SO! He was bunkoed three times
after he was 70.-Life.
Mrs. McCanty An ye've raised
quote family. Mrs. Murphy Mrs.
Murphy (with pride)-Seven polace-
min, Mrs. McCanty.-1Et-Bits.
pL.,4L.a,os.4 WIZ a. wa, Not LAT
whisky alonep Hungry Higgins
wouldn't have no excuse for being poor
if did.-Indianapotis Journal.
Quidunc-Do you believe in marry
ing a girl for her meneyp Young
Highfy-Not as rule; but sometimes
you've got to get it.-Whot's Odd.
Tanks-What led you to suspect
last night that had been drinkingp
Mr.. TT can't imagine unless it was
the fact that you we're drunk.-Brook-
lyn.Lits.
Minnie-That horrid Shah of Persia
has 400 wives, so the missionary said.
Mamie-I suppose that makes him be-
long to the 400, doesn't Indiana
polls Journal.
Teacher-Are there any classes in a
republic like ours? Boy-Only two.
Teacher-Twop Boy - Yes'm; them
wot's got er pull an them wot amt
Good Nes0S.
@Do you play cardsP" "No." "Bil-
liardsp" mo- "Do you how'll"
@No." $50 to the theaterP" "Never. "
"Then am sure you can lend me $5. "
Fziege'sde BlGetter."
"But what will we do with Thomp-
L.. Il Ic
thing but tell lot of chestnutty old
course. Buffalo Express.
Gladys-I suppose your brother
Henry hasn't done much walking since
he bought bicycle? Berenice-No.
He broke his leg the first time he tried
to ride it.-Brooklyrs Life.
Travers-This overcoat seems pretty
tight around the chest. Tailor-When
you have taken the money out of your
pocket to pay for it, sir, it will fit al
right Cgothier and F'1rnisher.
@Your picture of Columbus is ana
chronistic. You represent him al
smoking, when tobacco was not used.
"That's all right. He's smoking a ci
garette. Detroit Free Press.
Miss Westend-Then you don't be
ieve that Adam and Eve really liveG
in ParadiseP Mr.. Murray Hill-O, yes
they must have lived in Paradise
they didn't have to keep servants
Life.
Tom Keyes--Have you given up the
idea of taking singing lessonsg Car
rio D'Alto Yes. 1 found it would
take me three years to learn to sing
as well as thought sang already
Life.
Tommy-My paw was readin' today
about a woman bull fighter down in
Mexico. What do you think of that!
Johnny-I'll bet she's afraid OF COWS,
though. All women is.-I1sdianGpolGs
Journal.
Unwe1come Suitor-That's a lovely
song! 1t always carries me away
Shelf had known how much pleas
ure it could give US both / should have
sang it earlier in the evening.-Brook
Ign Life.
1t is bad enough for young woman
to receive typewriter letters from
him. But when she discovers evi
dences of manifolding she is entirely
justified in being only sister.-W Wash
irsgtoaa Star.
aDoo,+ ro,, th;,l, - :. ,rono fo,.
married man to play pokerP" "That,
replied the married mans wife, "de
pends on whether his winnings go fol
sealskin sacques or champagne"
Washington Star.
.id tn,nA 4adl u you sAho Inrre u, u away,
makes the heart grow fonder.@ aYes
she whispered s6yly: abut about thi.
time not so much as presents. -BQltt
more american.
avon.a unat,o d;da,+ oooood ,,ou,
eli a5;tor ~ that atum aGaal' u1oeou JeL
d;d bepn sNot ~ 1naC unrV 4Ls So ~oIH,y thi
he did was to start a voting contest f
see who was the most nonuIar sexton ,