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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08
No Hurry.

Eaton Saltzer Where are those
oysters ordered on the half shell?
WATERFRONT get impatient. sab;
we're drefiie shot on shells, but yo're
next.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08
mot SILK Costume With Jet.

rhot SILK Costume With jet.
pdedly brilliant in it's effect is u
Eown OF shot silk crepon, with
|l'tie crinkle on its surface. There
'Seral shades of green in the stuff
looks like alpaca, but is much
. Each seam of the skirt is
Gu with a narrow band of jet
which ends at the foot in an
uent The bodice has a yoke of
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08
Where They Went.

Cerruthers lin Yates dem That's
very pretty desk you have there, but
don't see any pigeon-holes for bills
and the like.
Waite-No; but you'll observe a very
pretty waste-b.. sket to the left.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08
where He Hat Gone.

"Wherc is the man who keeps tAis
restaurant" said the Disguised patron.
Hes gone out to lunch" replied
the cashier.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08

Tel me not OF unbiased kises;
Never speak Of unthunk thinks.
Tslk y me CT unmi>sed misses;
Tell me now Of undrunk drinks.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08
Ills Only Reason.

Mrs. Staggers tangrily)-Why do
you come home at tn IS hour?
Staggers Couldn't SHAY any longer
(hic), m dear. Sbaloons all closed.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08
OUR BUDGET OF FUN
WIT AND HUMOR FROM vARI-
Gus SOURCES

some Pictures of Life ~ Seen From
the Standpoint OF the Humorists-
Some stories without Words-Pen
Definitions.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08

Futlites-How came that Jersey mob
to treat Wing so savagely?
Flies-Why, he sang 'I'm the Man
that Wrote Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-aye."
Futlites-Was his singing 80 execra-
BILE?
Flies-No; but the gawks took him
seriously.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08

The heights by great men reached and
kept
Were not attained by push and pluck;
But they, viii their companions dept,
Were boosted up by bull head luck.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08
ION SUMMER EVENINGS.

rec ribbons Of white satin
with black guipure. The
which is fastened ut the side,
hit in little square at the
bd fini he'd TO match the skirt,
B the ribbon belt.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08
|OMANAND HOME
Ivp GOSSIP FOR FIRE
|sIDE READING.
pretty things Now Being
| ,hs Ultra Fashionable Set
:. for tho summer Girls
B.ctiys Costumes.
mad chiffon Costume.

[,sncies of summer evenings
Isnd a gown with a style OF
[.omething cool, but not
L,mething which looks like
rsss. but is to be worn with
4 outdoor concert, possibly,
T. which has q trace of the
It's origin. :,
|tIv made costume which will
|ther of these purposes is OF
[nlish red chiffon. The
n full skirt is band, d
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08
Good Advice.

Never strike man when he Is
down, my on" said Lord thestcrfield.
He may get up again"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08

sn Don't Buy Comic wsekiIes.
naenry Furniss has found It un-
oie work TO caricature women.
r. mat on the few tipea In which
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08
Accounted For,

sit is true the editor rejected my
poem said Stanzer, but | know 1t
wasn't the fault of the verses"
what was 1t! The editors stupid
itZ?'
mo. l knew ! was hoodooed when
got into car No. 10 and found had
to pay my fare to cross-eyed conduc-
tor"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08

"Well. congratulate you, lie was
about the incest fancc ever had"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08
A Cowardiy Pain.

A stomach-ache's the meanest, de-
clare,
Most cowardly Of all the pains I've
felt;
That is II, as is said. IL isn't fair
To strike man at all beneath his
belt
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08
Well Illustrated.
Tho Lights o. London.
Something chased. Life.

She american, innocently)- The
middle and working classes in Eng
land are savages, are they not?
He brit INFLOW did you get that
idea?
She-From Sir Edwin Arnold. He
said your swell set were the moral
class.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08

well, Maud, ! hear you are en-
gagged to Jack"
..Nag
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-07-08

Judge. ~
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-08

A Washington special to the San Francisco Call says that Hon. NJ. NJ. Estee on behalf of the city of San Francisco, has offered a bonus of Sl0,OO0 to the Santa Fe railroad if that company will build line to San Francisco.
 The Phenix Gazette has tried to start boom for A. c. Baker for chief justice of the territory. It published an item recently in re- gard to his qualifications for the position, and then hearing its own echo, immediately asserted that the press of Arizona are unanimous for the appointment of A. c. Baker for chief justice of Arizona Aside from the Gazette we have neither seen or heard of any frantic appeals for Mr. Bakers appointment from the press.
 There IS no better evidence to be found of the boom in Phenix than a glance at its newspapers. Take the Gazette for instance, an eight-page paper of five columns each. It con tains five solid pages of advertise ments with the exception of two items of not to exceed ten lines each, on the five pages, while the remaining three pages contain more or less advertising. Of the eight pages there are less than two of reading matter, the balance of the paper being devoted entirely to ad- rertising. The columns of the Herald and Republican are equally crowded. The newspapers of a town are alwaysa good index to its business, and the newspapers of Phenix are just now decidedly in the swim.
 A telegram from Lowell, Massa- chusetts, says that Thomas Callan, of Lowell, sentenced in London five years ago to 15 years confinement as an alleged dynamiter, has reached his former home. He has been con fined in Chatham and Portland prisons. He says the prison meth ods are depriving the alleged dyna- miters of their reason. They are not allowed to speak and solitary confinement is imposed if the men are ever suspected of whispering. Callan says Dr. Gallagher, of Brook lyn, who was a fellow prisoner, is insane, but the officials say he is shamming. Gallagher, according to Callan, is in the infrmarv Hcvt oI the time and cannot ias, long One ot the othEr diuamisers, Calm says. kss booome auselng idiot Some tsmos ha breaks ont iu wild laugh ter aaa for th.s s punished hy 51ti. Eerg confinement l dark, cold
 H -Easus lL-------------- -.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-08
Northern China Ila. M.ay r.sr..


 Northern China is the country of fairs. In any given district there Is a constant succession of large gath erings at which it is not uncommon for as many as 10000 persons to be congregated. The fairs arc some times called the poor mans market" for the display of secondhand cloth ing which the owners wish to dis pose of. At Techou and at another point on the Grand canal there are annual fairs held from the beginning of the twelfth month to the fifteenth day of the same month. at which there is a great display of foreign goods. especially woolens, sold at cheaper rates than at other times.
 This is called the fair of the grain fleet, and is one of the products of the vicious system of grain taxes. About 400 vessels arc annually em- ployed for transporting the Shan tung grain tax to Tungchow, near Peking. and upon their return these vessels bring large quantities of goods from Tientsin, which arc sold at the fairs. While some of the fairs are held at times rigidly fixed and never varied, most of them are wholly uncertain as to time. North China Herald.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-08
Made to Rspsn,.

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 In his memoirs the Marshal dc Luxembourg relates the foliowingin cident Tho occurrence took place during his service in the army oi Flanders.
 Noticing one day on a march that several soldiers were not in their places. he sent an aid-de-camp to re- call them. All obeyed promptly ex. cept one. The marshal, then Count de Boutteville and lesser officer, hastened to him, stick in hand, and threatened to strike him.
 If you do that you will repent it, " cried ghe soldier.
 Boutteville struck him several times and forced him to return to bis regiment.
 Two weeks later the count offered a large sum of money Co any map who would execute perilous errand fcr him. A soldier who was coh- sidered the bravest in bis regiment presented himself for tho commission and acquitted himself with great suc- cess and courage
 Boutteville praised him highly and presented him with tho reward which he had offered. The soldier imme- diately distributed the money among his comrades and said:
 'I did not serve you for money. but if you think I deserve some rec ompense will you mako me an of ficerl Do you recognize me, sirI"
 The count replied that he had never seen him..
 ssE am the soldier to whom you gave a severe beating two weeksago. said that you would repent it "
 The count embraced him with emotion, promised to be his friend. and the man received an ofRcer's commission that very day.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-08

As evidence of the notice Arizona is receiving in the east at present, a letter has been received here asking Tor information as to the outlook for starting a bank. The letter was written by former resident of the place, who states that he had al ready secured eastern capital suffi- cient to start it if a small portion of the stock would be taken by our people. As the Prescott National Bank is in ahead of him, he will probably conclude that two institu- tions of this kind are sufficient for the present.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-08
Be What You Are.

Associate reverentiy and as much as you can with your loftiest thoughts. Mans noblest gift to man Is his sin cerity, for it embraces his integrity also. The finest uses of things are tho accidental Routine is a ground to stand on, wall to retreat to. Be resoluteiy and faithfully what you are, be humbly what you aspire to be. Disappointment will make us conversant with the noblest part of our nature. werender men the best assistance by letting them see how rare a thing it is to need any assist ance. Detroit Free Press.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-08
Arizona
 EnSOr
 Institute Fs ths tre~rneai of the Liquor, Morphine, Opium
 and Tobacco Habiis.
LH. MOORE. aI. D. Medical Dlrsstsr. PHGNIx, ARIZONA:

PHIENlA, AhlLONA:
 We will accept and guarante to eure the worst known cases o liquor, morphine, cocaine and to bacco habits, provided the mind Ia in a sane condition. We can handle ladies as we'll as gentlemen can give treatment private if so desired We can furnish all the comforts of any institute in the land. We have fourteen large and commodious rooms, with bath attached. Cures are all made without pain or nervous shock. Course of treat ment in ordinary cases is limited to three weeks. Difficult cases some times require a little longer. The medicine given contains no drug which will create an appetite of it. self.
 There may be many who read this that have friends and acquaintanees who need to take this cure. You will find some who will tell you that the cure is 10 good, b ut if you have friends or aequaintan es that are confirmed drunkards i've the Ensor Institute a trial. It i. worth trial l assure you. There are some men that cam ot quit drinking without something of this kind. This treatment will go very far to solve the liquor, morphine and CO., caine question Prohibition may take liquor from the boys, but the old dr unkard manages in some way to get 1t. Why not fix him SO hs won't want its Ought we not, in jus tice to the women and children af- fected by these habits, do everything in our power to cure the habits and encourage every honorable means to accomplish that endf We are liv- ing in an age of advancement, and in a very brief time time you will all be willing to acoord the Ensor cure for the opium, tobacco and liquor habits place among the wonderful things of this age.
 The Ensor institute is prepared to treat cases privately if it be the choice of the patient. Those who spend three weeks in the institute will leave it with very pleasant memories, for it is home, not prison.
 If you cannot call to investigate in person, write, and your letters will receive prompt and courteous attention.
 ARIZONA ENSOR INSTITUTE,
 For the TreRtnens ofIiquor, Moryhins Opium and She Tobacco Habits. |. a.. MOORE, N. D.. Medical Director. Pho- nix, AFizoea.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-08
ARIZONA JOURNAL-MINER
trFe,RIAL NOTES.

s-. of Hawaii is popular 54 erssc
 rss at Herald is advocating
 ne of pons on Sunday.
 a1slsua rough her legislature,
 ssis on cigarettes.
 sam Nsnb and J. II. McClin- toe asa reu5 ted in Albuquerque. Tae storm in this section is w,r ui.lious of dollars to the Salt river alley.
 Thf Ia-s AL-MNER Is receiving rl cement for it's Cor Iumha on.
 New Zeal | objects to the an nexsa1 s Hawaiian islands to tha Uate3 S,ates.
 Poa as,cr General Wannamaker has promised Governor Murphy to visit Phenix naxt month.
 The c leather in the east is driyinv large number of eastern peop to Cse iornia.
 Ibe Picking, which it was
 St, has arrived in San ra2 2sasea ight. Broken machin cry caused la delay of twelve days f1 be .arrixs4
 it .coks much as If the Flaw E''aF si ould be added to the oom-nn Of the United States before tho pIrat.ou of President Harri- soy term.
 te Pacific nail steamer City of Pekia ring hetween China and Ja1aa Sag Francisco, is now tea ds due at San Fran ci c.a, aad mad anxiety is felt for hsrea.ety
 FE reh'Aen fought a duel sntly. One of them
 the face, while tue
 ! slight jab in the
 was their honors
 Pr @ rts rison has appointed H vel E- sael son to the position a- gal suP7 bench of the United Sttaa sa ant by the death of A1a3e ce Lamar. Mir 3a n Tennessee, and is a stfFs 8iza damocrat. Mir. liar riso aas diapla sed his own party by laaki8g ths alpointmen'
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-08
ln the oovsrnmen. Service

NoNtNn tn 4AG AyNtEA-AEHN oEE%hA~s
 At present women are gradually disappearing from the departments. and within a few years there will be comparatively few of them in the employment of the government at Washington. notwithstanding the fact that twice as many women as men apply for places. This result will be brought about inevitably by causes which are now in operation. All persons entering tho classified service must come through tho com petitivo examinations held under the civil service law. When there is a vacancy the civil sarvice commission efs send ln three names. from which one is alccteJ hy the appointing of Ecial lu five cases ut of six, sup posing thlt Che three names include both maH ali be chosen in uraf-reucs to a woman
 This sscms worry must, but the reason l1- lt IS evident enough. A chief of bureau prefers men as sub oriinates because he feels no re- straint in their presence. He can smoke and swear occasionally If he likes, or ask them to do odd jobs which he would not like to demand of women clerks. Thus it happens that the greSt majority of the women now in office here were appointed be- fore the days of tho civil servicelaw. Washington Cor. New York Sun.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-08
A sudden oae.sIon.

Professor Jowett was at dinner in London the other day. He said to a young man who was one of the guests, What was the saddest event in historyf" The young man, much taken back, stammered out Robert Elsnere. "No,a said the master. regarding him compassionately, it was the death of Falstaff. n- San Francisco Argonaut.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-08

It is said that the S75,OO0 allowed by Chile as damages to the sailors of the BaltIm ore and their families was distributed to the benefciaries without the necessity of diverting q dollar of it into the pocket of a ttawyer' If this be so the legal ' fra
 sha,i9 have a grievance. They Pres;d..ta Pld demand the expulsion of |. TH1 ,T;uh Harrison from the bar.-
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-08

s0--<~ tteei1
 sts-who have beer
 D his grandfather, A nted him to have
 something resem
 reported to have
 linnati, due, it is be
 assumption of the l at low stage oi tas ~ 4n theory is proba. a shs aae, and if it is, the ahs the new disorder
 @ typhoid fever.
 aE tests against Ha-
 n. We would like to
 mess it is of Eng
 Fhether we annex
 not Should the .i aN eide on annexation and sa aia and attempt to en- fer rs oy resort to arms
 among the impossibilities
 of Inglsnd's territory
 ,xed to the United asalsEa ported to have sent
 Q congress on the aFr1 the effect that the z4Fes g 3 act must be re- pealet As call an extra ses- sea a for its repeal. It sr Aa Grover is commencing rather az.g dictate to congress ssth asle for lis inauguration is aAl anth of. One of the
 emocratic majority
 apon to decide is Ehes 1T Cleveland is bigg still than than his  Inc MINER has reliable information from Washington to ,a 5ha. an enabling act will ps pas ed at this session
 krizona, New Mex see Oklahoma. There seaI7 Q 6e but little possibility of eitber of Ice erritories getting ad- n5tse Alone and the only possible to seeare statehood at this ses- sp1u through an omnibus bill. lH this event new election will be 2n iag the election of dele gates constitutional conven- tisa n al probability, and new on will have to be framed. w. E. F. Fitzgerald, for m associate justice of the su- pfl court of this territory. and 1 ~ lge oi the Tucson district. has ae en appointed associate justice of ae supreme court of California. l i'll the position made vac.n, hv the death of Associate T,,s.;oo sharpstein- Judge Fitzgerald was one of the ablest iurists tbat M a,.e, @as filled a position on the ''. s',.,- e'ei bench of this territory. and b;. p.elne pointment as associate in..; '
 California is fitting reco,..,.. VI by the governor of his abilit;a. a''loh 1 will ably fll the position to n..S Ie he has been called. A telegram from London in , erenee to the Hawaiian sitnat;a says that Sir Edward Gray. saore sary for the foreign office, reported to parliament that the government as far as present advised, did moi intend to send warships to Homo lulu. The government considered the lives and property of British subjects in Hawaii safe under American protection. In conelu- sion Sir Edward declared there was no foundation whatever for the re- port that the British government had made protest to the govern ment al Washington regarding the Hawaiian Islands.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-08

OuA NOutcut ppAoi1 dcStflS lndl
 mo abler state papers have beer
 written in the last thirty years thar
 those emanating from the pen o
 Grover Cleveland Will our con
 temporary kindly furnish a cata
 logue of these table state papers,
 as we have a sincere desire to study
 such literature. and these doeu-
 ments have been overlooked. We
 give Mr. Cleveland due credit for
 the position he took on the taria
 question, forcing his party out of
 the non-committal policy which
 had previously characterized it. On this question he demonstra ted that he was much greater than his party, as he has on one or two occa-
 sons since. Our contemporary then
 adds that, Cleveland may never
 figure as a great diplomat, for di-
 plomacy in great people is the same
 characteristic as low cunning in small people, only it is sdeveloped to
 a greater degree. Grover Cleveland has none of these characteristics His manhood faces the world and sonceals nothing; his measures will be announced beforehand and ear ried out in sight of all men, The country has been holding its breath for long time now to hear an ex- pression from this great O states man on the silver question, but up to date even the most persistent eoaxing has failed to secure such an
 expression from him. The gold bugs of the east are equally as anx-
 ious to learn his views on this cues tion as are the silver producers of the west.
 An exchange very aptly re marks that not even the grave can bury the animosity which a large portion Of England, led by the leading journals of that country, ep- tertained toward James G. Blaine. Nearly every journal Of importance in London, including the Times, Chronicle, Standard and Graphic fail utterly to give credit to the dead statesman for any qualities of greatness, and dismiss the subject with slur or a sheer. It is not diff feult to see why this is so. For a l century the policy of Great Britain, l so far as foreign nations are con- 1 cerned, has been one of cajolery and | browbeating. In James G. Blaine the English leaders found a states man who could be neither hum bugged nor bullied. He saw. with lnerring glance, through all the tricky schemes and plans which hey advocate under the name of diplomacy, and when they failed he British lion showed diposition O growl. Blaine met the yelled or open threats with such an un- iaunted front as was a new experi- nee with John Bull. The great masses of the American people loved md revered Mir. Blaine for his in- ense Americanism and his undying patriotism, and accorded to him he honor due him of being the greatest American of his age, if not tue greatest statesman in the world. p - the period in which he lived ! .'u' an occasionale exception is found 1 ~ S ehis rule, samong men, who call ;.'s ;leilselyes Americans, but who bave n,". -oloed so deeply of the British f ss.eluoiees, s and are such thorongb
 -io-American maniacs that tba,
 1,e ~, really blinded as to the ability - ., Slr. Blaine. Some otherwise in seliigent people of this kind ara ,o
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-08
what ue Nea,,e,,.

First Friend-H Heard old Smith sons going to be married for the fourth time. Must cost him some thing for hcensesl
 Second pitto-Think he ought Co apply for . season ticket. Exchange.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-08

It is an oId-fashion notion that medicine has to taste bad to do any good.
 Scott's Emulsion is cod liver oil with it hsh-fat taste nothing is lost but the taste.
 This is more than a mat ter of comfort. Agreeable taste IS always a help to di- gestion. A sickening taste is always a hindrance. There is only harm in taking cod-Iiver oil unless you digest it. Avoid the taste.
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