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The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
AMONG THE JAPS.
A Trip Around the World.

What at ono time was an impos-
oibility almost and Il terror to all OK
copt the most adventuresome, is be.
coming a pleasurable task in the
year of 1893. 4 trip around the
world was regarded by many as one
of the wonderful undertakings i'll Il
lifetime. Now it is a pleasure trip
made in palace cars and OF palatial
steamships. notwithstanding, how
ever, the easy and pleasant mode of
travel, the trip is II that is made by
II few only. The TIP that is now
being taken, therefore, by DR.. War
wick Winston and Mr.. Charles A.
Winston, jefferson City boys, has
been watched with considerable in
tcrcst by their friends. They left
Victoria. British America, via the
Canadian steamship line on the 18th
day of May. on the magnificent
steamer, Empress Of China"
As soon as the sight of land had
been lost it turned quite cold, and
soon got cold enough to wear over
coats during tho entire journey and
until within sight Of land hear Hon
olulu. The trip, Mr.. Charles w;n-
ston writes. vas made without acct
dent. the doctor MOI being sick at all
and he only two days. Tier" W'aro
on the ship 300 passengers, Of whom
only 30 weIc first class, and about
400 Cinnamon vino u"re refused Il
landing i'll the United State nnd
were being returned home. Land
was first sighted on the Doth of May,
Just two weeks from their departure
from Victoria. The meals on the
| slip were excellent, the service being
ny SlIlIrd~' HHIl'IH, anu ever tulip
rs clean as a phi. Tea and toast
were served in bunk nj n,nI.i4 $50
o'clock. after which Il bath, and break
fast at . o'clock. On May 9th all
Of the passengers celebrated the
Queens birthday in MD ocean, i
s%umptuous banquet being sspyed.
Speeches were made and champagne
flowed like water. Every ma
~tionality on the ship participated in
| tho celebration. The Americans, the
English, tLo japanese and Chinese,
i'll fact all, united LA ypr voice, ''GOd
! Save the Queen" There were t!Jqrt
10 irst class passengers, among them
people from al! pDrts of the world.
Whom the ship sighted land the TEN.
pcraturo began to change, and whcn
they reached Honolulu they landed
in a workable iowcry kingdom. Tho
first cabin passengers were taken
to shore, where each that wanted to
see the sights had provided himsslf or
herself with a "Ficochet," Il little
basket phaeton holding one person
aud drawn by a japanese. Wheg
comfortably seated in the ricochot,
the iittla Jap would start off in Il trot
and rush through the principal
streets with the Americans AID Eng
lish enjoying the sights. A long
string of ricochets could he seer 90
ing down the main of Yoka-
homa, The sight, Mr.. Winston says,
wss ? very pretty n The beauties
of YokahoWa may be put down as
the ipaescribaiAe. After remaining
at Yokahoma fog q feg days, the
party started on their jouYnay 10
Shanghi, China, which will be
made in about three days, DR.. Win,
ston viii locate at Shanghi ard prac-
tice his profession Of dentistry. Mr..
Charles Winston will remain a while
and will then complete his trip around
the world.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

linS ~ u competitor Ui rather an unusual
nature II Is common to uiiCr prlIrs lot tha
best story Of ~lictdre or agricultural plan, All
~" competitors i.aAIns tlc loss ui their labor
'Iid Inc sUCrVs-iui uHu merely selling has fnf
me tnudnt ol une pIiHc. iui the Press Iia.mb
Company SOfcr Is something entirely ,llr,rut
t.,"n prrsun IL asked mrruIy to nrip himself.
ana tue one VINO ic,ps himself to tut hest ad!
vantage - To be rcNdrucI Tor dong II. Tho
rIiHc 90 onIy a stt1uuiuua 10 uu sUmuLnIls that
N1uiu hc We'll worth up.IS W4tiodt II. Inc AZ
rl tCtl Nuusg CniIptl,iJ plan lur II Clui nuusG
Oi u tutttIh cOi"cl - IiJp accepted ias s,,rnt
nIr idDJI on surIctniiS az Ncry mite dSc to .itn
Dht ll' IcIsoh VINO patents "a sample nIu uscIui
u'hIct IA ne IiCas ,lIat1 OOAtIdul : Cuti,rr-
l'iui ncGd iot MufIi 81 nc iai 10 secure me
lttht. lie mas u sIDst1HtIdl result To chow ior
a." iLDuI--Ons ihIt wan command It's value in
llr nldikcl at any time.
me PLAN Inan who uses any article in his
uiilf work ought To know better now To nm
i'Fotc u llan tue IrNCnLrirIl Is pert VINO stud
les II only IRON tnt theoretical pUInt uJ yluu
Get rid Oh Inc iuea t.iit an I,n Improvement can be
TOO SIMPLE 10 Dt WUItn pateniIng, Inc simpler
the Detler. Fac person wac best succeeus IN
sIiiplicity anu popularity, wiii get
Tue iicss ~idiiis Company twenty Iiye nun.
DEED 40 iars.
Foe fespnisibility 81 tbs company may l..
lnhs,i iroh ms .."'t'tnLh Ius stocg 10 Nod ~
mo- 'i'tt nud1fcd 81 Tue leading hewspupcis
VI tic . uIlcd states.
Adarcss the Press CLAIMS COMPANY, John
" odl rDufu mantgsIS attorney, GIs { street,
~ " Washington, -. -.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

Gov. ALTGELp of Illinois has par
doned the Chicago anarchists, Fiel
den, Schwab and Ncebe. He de.
tends the pardon by caustic com
ments Oh the Judge that tried the
case and the jury that convicted
them. A picture of Altgeld's head
affords ample explanation for the par
don. If he is not an anarchist
phrenology is Il lie, The Dem
ocratic party ought to be proud
of him. He will no doubt secure tncn
all the anarchists support for the
future.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
WHISPERS IN THE CITY.

Senator PETER Of Kansas visited
Jefferson City last Monday in search
of information relative to the arri
cultural products of this state.
The senator WAS trying to discover
the depression in Missouri, in order
to continue his calamity argument
in the west. BY Il close inspection
he found that Missouri had fine
crops, plenty of money, and very few
calamityites, and he immediately left
town. Kansas is a better field for
MI. Whiskers than Missouri, as he
will no doubt find when he
gets through his ~aarch for
the depression in agricultural pro
ducts. The senator ought to have
given Clark township notice of his
intended visit. They might have
given him n serenade aud otherwise
entertained him. The Hickory Hill
band that WIS present dnring the
late Democratic convention, in honor
Of Col. Dalton, would no doubt have
entertained the Kansan II be had
only given them short notice, As
IL was, he was provided with the rc-
port issued by the railroad and ware
house commissioners, the auditors
report and the governors message,
In none Of which will he find much
consolation. Ne advise the senator
10 look elsewhere for material to
bolster up his Kansas followers. He
can't 6rd any in Missouri.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
Ballard 8 Snow Liniment

Thi, iinimcnt is different in COMPOSE
lion from any othey liuilneut on the
market. 1t is a scientific discovery +,
which results In Its being the most pene-
trating linimemt ever known. There are
numerous white limitations, which may
be recommended because they pay the
~-'l"r n greater profit. Beware of these
So "r"1'. SNOW Liuiment.
Wv h'ii'N'i' DdlIb''' BE-
II positively cures rheumatism, ncu-
fh,sia sj,ts, sprains, bruises, wounds.
%sciatic, and ihiiamlaatogy rheumatism
burns, Scalds, sure feet, contracted nus-
Gle, sIiff joints, old sores, pains in back,
barb wire cuts, sore chest or throat and
S especially beneficial III paralysis. Sold
bV A. GRANDCHILDREN.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
Specimen Gases,

s. IL, Clifford New Cassel, Wis. was
troubled with neuralgia and rheumatism,
his stomach was disordered his liver was
affected TO al alarming degree, appetite
fell away and he WAS terribly reduced IN
flesh aud strength. Three bottles of
Electric Bittcrs cured him.
Edward shepherd, Harrisburg, Ill. f,
had n running sore on hi. leg of eight
years standing. Used three bottles of
Electric bitters and seven boxes of Buck
lens Arnica Salve, and his leg is sound
and we'll. John Speaker. Catawba, o.,
had five large fever sores OF. his leg,
doctors said he was incurablc. One
bottle Of Electric Bilters aud one box of
Bueklen's Arniea Salve cured him en-
tircly. Sold by A. Brandenberger.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
Jnw Tyv This

1t will cost YOU nothing aud will surely
pay you good, if you have Il Cough. Cold
III any trouble with Throat, Chest or
Lungs. DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and olds is guar
autrcl T. give relief, OF money will he
paid back, Sufferers from La Grippe
found it just the thing and under its Use
had Il speedy and perfect recovery. Try
n sample bOrtlc at our expense and learn
for yourself just how good II thing it is.
trial bottles free at \. Brandcnbergcr'S
drug store. Larg c size soc. and 81.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

CLryfLaNp's secretary of the in
terror, Mr., Hokc Smith, has in
charge the reduction of the pension
roll, and within II year the payment
of the Topeka Agency will DO cut
about 100000 from n total of
S12,OOO,OOO. Nearly forty thousand
will be dropped from the pension
roll in the Topeka district alone.
All the warning the Republicans
gave them last fall was not needed
Perhaps they'll understand tho truth
when the pensions fail to materi
alize.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
Electric Bjtters.

This remedy is becoming so VOL known
and 30 popular as to need M special mon
ton. All who have used Electric ~liitters
sing the same song Of praise. \ purer
medicine does notexist, and 1t is guaranteed
o do all that is claimed, Electric Blticrs
will cure all diseases of tho liver and kid
ncys, will remove pimplcs, boilA, salt rIloum-
and other affections caused by impure
blood will drive malaria rom The system
aud prevent rs well Us cure all malaria
feyerh For cure OF headache, constipation
and indigestion try Electric %liItiers. Enlire
satisfaction guaranteed or money refuu aed.
Price Doe aud u per bottle vi A. Branden-
berger's drug Store.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

KANSAS cried for tariff reform.
The Democrats are giving her Il dab
OF pension reform, which ought
to bring the calamity howlcrs to a
realizing sense of the situation. 1t
usually takes a hickory club to make
an impression on some people.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

Senator Leland Stanford, the Cal
ifornia millionaire, died last Thurs.
day. His wealth is estimated at
about thirty five millions. He was
noted and beloved for his many char.
tiles, having endowed II university
in California by a donation Of 500,
100000, one of the most magniti
cent gifts in the history of the
world.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

IT is reported that a number of PEG
pie living . miles out of the city
are anxious to subscribe to the bridge
project. Some plan ought to be
adopted to enable those people to
help the good work, Fulton is very
anxious to see the bridge completed.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

Mr.. Cleveland has notified the
Democrats that he intends to call
congress in special session in Sep
tember, and now Democratic states
mel are asking themselves what
is he calling us together for? Amt
we all drawing our pay with re.u-
%larity?
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
sound Liver Makes Vol Man

Are you bilious ,c"onslipatcd OF troub-
led with j%aundice, sick headache, bad
taste In mouth, foul breath, coated
tongue, dyspepsia, Indigestion bot dry
skin, pain in back N between tth
shoulders, chills anu fever, etc. II vol
have any of these symptoms your liver q
out of order and yo4r blood is slowly
being poisoned, because your liver dos
10t act properly. HEROINE will cure
any disorder Of the liver, stomach or
bowels. 1t has no equal us Il liver medi-
"'"". Price, 75e. Free sample bottles
.
Mt A. Brandc Lbcrger's drug store.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

The excursion that leaves st,
Louis for Montreal. Canada. on July
Fourth. under the auspices Of the
Christian Endcavor Society. giving
four days at the Worlds fair, will
be II of the plcasantcst and cheap.
est of the year. The fare for round
trip, including board, is only SO,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

The Lord helps those who help
themselves. This ICONS to be par
ticularly true of Kansans who helped
themselves to moro calamity than
they really wanted. With the assist
ance of the Lord they will soon have
enough.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

WIN. Mckinley looms up as the
big nan in the Republican party.
He seems to be able TO keep himself
before the pepople while Mr.. Harri-
son is railroaded to the rear at u
surprisingly rapid gait. The name
of the ex-president is rarely seen in
the press now a.daYs.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

INDIA, by a vote of its council at
London, decided to stop the fice
coinage of silver, Gold bugs are
abroad in the land. We extend our
sympathy to the Democrats in this
hour of their great trouble.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

An exchange says Lizzie Dor
den is a lucky woman Wonder
what would have to happen to n
woman before that editor considered
her u~nluckey.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

In sizing up Cleveland last No.
vember the Democratic party thought
he was as big as a lion. After try
ing him for six months they consider
him about the size of a squirrel.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
periencing.

Col. Lon V. Stephens, the present
state treasurer with the gubernatorial
bee in his bonnet, delivered a very
able address before the bankers
meeting at Chicago on "The Banks
of Missouri
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
Whitens and sottens the Skin.

Rof'dor9 is the safest OF all toilet pre
paralionS for Whitening the complexion,
II Is n hygicnic luxury, being most agree
able to use an ! leaving the skin In a
pure, refreshed aud healthy condition.
Delicateiy perf'mcd. Mrs. ID. b. How
ard, San Francisco. writes, at has
made my skin pure aud white as a little
child's'' Price 20 cts. Try u bottle.
sent free ON receipt Of price, and so
wrapped 1t cannot be told. Address,
The Rozoloro Co., South Bend, Ind.
Agents wanted.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

TIT last session of the South
Carolina Legislature passed a law
which has enabled the governor to or
ganize a whisky trust in. that state.
All the whisky passes are issued
by the governor.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

lie must first apply Tor a preliminary seair.i
the ront OF which will be i've dollars. SnUuid
tin. search show his INVENTION 10 be uipslruf-
able. he can Withdraw without any fur.
tlIer expense. otherwise he Will be expected
to complete MS application and take out q mai.
en-. ia the regular way. 1he tUtai expense. in
GLIDING the government and bureau fees. VIII
ne seNcmtY uu,lHrs FOR TINS wheta-r Ia. Sc.
cureS tnu plIZc or not, HE inyculor viii have n
p,tCnt tiItl ought to be a valuable PROPERTY. to
MN. lhc priAc Will Dc AWARDED b. Il jury con.
sisting Ul three Reputable patcut ATTORNEYS of
Washington intending competitors should I'LL
ont The .OilowinE blank, and forward II with
their application;
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

IT Is said that Congressman Bland
will load the opposition to the repeal
of the Sherman Act. If the special
session of 1893 doesn't injure the
Democratic party we will cease to
pose as a prophet.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

The sinking of her Majesty's ship
Victoria on the Mediterranean sea.
one of the largest war ships, drown
ing 600 people, is one of the great
est disasters Of the year.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

The longest day Of the year was
on the 2lst of June. 1t wasn't
near as long, however, as some of
the days the applicants for Office
under Col. Dalton have been OK
periencinp.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

WI sympathize with theDemoracy
in the difficulties before them.
When congress meets the demand for
sympathy will be much creator.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
Had not slept for years,

Mr.. A. jackson an cid resident OF Rusk
Texas, and manager Of the magnificent
now Hotel at Rusk, informs us he had
not slept at night for years exceptin short
uaps, owing to incessant coughing. He
was advised when vcIy much run down
10 try Billiards. Horehonnd Syrup; he
was Immediately relieved OF his cough
and his rest improved to'such a degree
that he couid sleep seundly all night; Mr.,
Jackson states: II regard Billiards.
Horehonnd Syrup superior to any cough
syrup on the market, aud its freedom
FROM opium and morphine leaves no con-
stipail',h after using it. For this reason
aloue ic0isider 1t the best cough syrup
in ihr world for children. My lungs are
now stronger than they have been for
years. This syrup Is very soothing to
the throata u lungs Sold by A. Brand
enbefger.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
ADVERTISING RATES.

RELIGIOUS services were held at
the Worlds fair last Sunday, and
was well attended.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
No ulAyKs N TIN. COMPETITIONS.

81 submit the wItlIn urS,ribui InIrl,Iun in
cn.ni'viIltpn Tor lnc lvr'"tt NV hundred dollar
i,i.4y ullOred by the IJc.s claims COMPANY, 4
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
This is pretty good.

MIR. John G. Goodwin. "A carpenter Of
Danville, Ills, writes. .'AlAIt Two
weeks ago II heavy saw log Tell upon my
foot very badly crushing it, so that | WAS
unable to walk ut all. sent for a bottle
Of Billiards. Snow Linimcnt and kept NV
DOT well saturated with it. 1t is new two
weeh since this happened, aud my f.ot
Is nearly well aud ! am at work. Had |
net used Snow Liniuent | should have
been laid up at least two months. For
healing Wounds, Sprains, Sores and
Bruises it has no equal. No innamna-
ton can ~exist-wllere Snow Liniment i,
used. ''You can use this letter.
Beware Of all white linincnts sIbsti-
tutcd for snow Liniment. There i. no
other linimelt lik" Billiards. Snow Lint
Rcnt. Sold BY j. Branlenberger.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
PRESS CLAIMS CO.,
JOHN WEDOERBuRN,
J.. q. Box 463.

ilnHging Attorney,
WASHlSGTON, il. G.

The Burlington has recently cStlb-
lislcri in 4 convenient quarter Of 1t. ell
cgant and commodiOus passenger Il ii on
NJ Chicag" an Office designed q AFFORD
travellers Information ON The lhou> nd
and ~onc-thtngS they need 10 know
with regard 10 rates. routes. connections
and accommodations. It has been placed
in charLn ui an experienced man, sup
piled with all railway guidJs. maps aud
timetables, and l. known ~ the - Blu
reau Of lniurmation." 1t i, Il place 10
which all travellers may apply for inior-
nation, and will receive II full and cor
rect answer. .L.ig Is HE only oili"r of
The h'u.l west Of the Seabpard oitjc.,
and i, cannot bat prove n help and COLI
%v"ni"nr" t" the travelling public. Al
trliU- If The Burlington enter aud depart
FROM thi- station. aud the Intelligent
ANA valuable service Of the Bureau may
lee cr!pved by all patrons of this line.
4 special pamphlet will he issurd by
the Burlington in the near iTtlr" giving
accurate information is 10 how to get to
the Worlds Fair Grounds; how to Sc.
cure rooms and board at the various hO-
tells, boarding and loding houses.
Trustworthy agents will be ut the e.
b. u q depot in Chicago, to impart all
information to visitors. Arrangements
will probably be made by which some
trails will be run direct to the Worlds
Fair Grounds without change or delay.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

Before Senator Martin was given
the distribution of administration
pie in Kansas lie whe compelled to
promise that no populist Should bs
allowed ever the tiniest. bite.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

Mr.. Carlisle's administration of the
Treasury department will make him
IL prominent candidate for obscurity,
instead of for the presidency, as his
friends once hoped.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

Chaunccy Dcpow says his road will
shortly make IL cheap excursion rate
fog tickets to Chicago, The other
road. viii be aql.qp"lled to follow
suit, and hut t,srhhps -
would better wait until the cheap
tickets are put on sale.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

A New York policeman claims to
be able 10 p4esmofize IL drunken man
without using his clpa,. Verify, sci
ence goes marching on. Why Aot
stop the consumption Of intoXicat
ing beverages by mesmerizing men
.who drink.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

1t might be just as well to wait
uutil we know how the Behring Sea
d.spute is to be settled before We
endorse Mr.. Giadst9n"'s programme
ion settling all disputes betwren
Great Britain and the United States
by arbitration,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29
PITHY. POINTED AND PERTINENT.

Democratic office. seekers would
willingly relieve Mr.. Cleveland of his
troublesome surplus flesh.
He is the greatest statesman i'll
Democratic eyes who puts the great
est number of Democrats in office.
Heroic American women-thosc
who go to church wearing last sum
mcr's bonnets.
Wanted--A thoroughly reliable
anti fat remedy. Address Ct. G..
Buzzmd's bay.
If OK Queen Iii" hasn't already
settled she is deeply in debt to
Charles Nordhorif for his letters
from Hawaii.
Where is Jerry Simpson? The
removal of Il North Carolina fourth
class postmaster is asked for, because
he doesn't wear socks.
II the social Democrats Of Ger
many are anything like the United
States Democrats Germany has our
sympathy.
Perhaps Mr.. Cleveland wanted
to get Minister paramount Blount
ont of the way before congress be-
gan to ask awkward questions.
If II may guess from the tone OF
the press the Sherman silver law will
certainly he the under dog i'll the fl
n~ancial fight i'll congress.
The old man of the sea-"
1t used to be;
But now It's plain to SEQ,
lis the fat man of Democracy.
To Emperor Williami you have
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

To Emperor William; You have
my hearticst sympathy. 1 know
what it is to attempt to control ma
tional Legislation. Yours i'll trouble,
Grover l."
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

1t must be pleasant to the mis-
guided wage Garner w. voted the
Democratic ticket last November to
think that IN addition to lowering
his wages by tinkering with the
tariff, the Democratic party is pre-
pairing the way for Il currency that
will not be Il legal tender, but a cur
rency which he may be compelled to
accept for his labor, but which he
cannot compel his grocer or his
landlord to accept in payment of
his debts TO them. The Republi-
M party has been, and Yer will be
the champion of a legal tender cur
rency, a dollar that can be spent
for Il dollar from tho Atlantic to the
Pacific.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1893-06-29

OF all the cheap efforts ~ obtain
popularity with the wage. oarners,
that Of Gov. Werts, of New Jersey,
is the s%illiest, He widely advertised
the marriage tho other day in his
parlor-perhaps ho feard that some
body might think the kitchen was
used-of his housemaid to Il stair
builder, This stair builder may
not DO Us well up in political trick
ery as Worts, but We'll wager he has
more hard colnnIOm sense.