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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25
SPRING SMILES.

What is tho difference between hui
NOR and nonsensep" said the inquisi
tive man. "Humor," replied the can
did man, ais represented by the joke
you tell yourself; nonsense is repre-
sented by the joke some other fellow
makes" Washington Star
Choliie-"Wilat would you do ii a
bwutal fellow were to kick you veal
hard?" Chappie-"Call a policeman,
OF course" Chollie-"But this fellow
was policeman. Indianapolis Journal
She (hotlyl-"Why do men always
lie to women2" He (cynicalIy)-"Well,
the women always insist on compli'
mentary things being said to them,
don't they ?"-Dctroa Free Press.
She (hotly)-"Why do men always
lie to women% acknowledgement
the women always insist on compli'
mentary things being said to them
don't they ?-DetrOt Free Press h2.
Wykoff-"Dear me! Old fellow, how
came you SO dreadtully noarseT Ray
koG-"Adswerigg the blabed fools that
ask be how caught this cold. Good
bordigg!'-ChiCdgO Tribune.
McCarthy-"old Brown declares you
arc the most entertaining talker in the
club. What do you usually talk about
in his company McCommick-"OlC
Brown" -Br0oky IN LVe.
The girl whose eyes are dazzled by an
engagement ring can't be expected tc
see many faults in the giver For the
time it may DO said she's stone.blind.-
Philadelphia Times.
WhifEler-"They tell me sharpleigt
made his entire fortune in less than {
week. How did he do it?" Staples
"Cornered the Boston spectacle mar
ket. "-Troy Pres,
Herdso-"Do the magazines pay on
acceptanc or OH publications." RICHTER
ALAS! l have never had occasion to
ask. "-NeW York Times
The way OF tho transgressor lie hard
yet good people tell us it is the easiest
thing in the world to follow it.-zera.
Sitting.
Snooper-"Pd have you know CONF
OF a good family" Ricketts-"You
must have Travelled long distance
Vogue.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25
BREAKFAST BUDGET.


The largest organ In tho world is In
the Centennial Hall, Sidney, Australia.
II was built in London in 1890, and cost
100000, II contains l26 sounding and
forty.soven mechanical stops, ono "a
foot, four 32.toot, nine l6.ioot, aud
thirty.ono S.foot stops. 1t occupies q
floor space Of 2GSSO feet. Tho bellows
ARC worked By All engine
A horse was drowned in queer man.
ter at Orange, N j., one day last week.
Tho melted snow and Chokad cutters
had caused tho formation Of pool
about two fec. In depth. Tho horse
slipped, his head, caught in tho harness,
was held under wafer, and no was
drowned bcioro no was discovered.
A mulo has been cured OF lockjaw by
Robert Luckctt, an old liveryman, At
Alexandria, D. .. 1t is believed by Mr..
Luckctt TO be- the only case Of lockjaw
ever observed In an animal
A Worlds Fair daily will DO printed
on the grounds The lint pareNill be
devoted to chronicle Of tho happen.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25
West Virginia Loyalty.

II gives tho 1NrELtiaENcER pleasure
to endorse the gentle rcbuke admins.
tered by tho Now York World TO the
Richmond Dispatch concerning the war.
worn plNtitudO about loyalty to tho
south"
The average West virginian spoken
Of by the Dispatch Is, as far as the INTEL.
LiGGNnEn knows him, loyal to his state
aud loyal to his country, and is not
bothcring himself about loyalty to any
section. Moreover, no looks 10 the
north, not to tho south, for tho means
to develop tho great natural wealth Of
his state.
1t was mainly because Of this differ.
cnco in icOling, growing largely out of
difference in history, situation and
elements Of population, that tho INTEL.
LleENcEn remarked recently Of the com.
Ing meeting Of southern governors that
West Virginia would hardly fud It
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PERSONAL pom rs.

Mr.. Justice Jackson, the latest addi-
ton to the United States supreme court
bench, delivered his first opinion in his
new office this week Monday. It was in
affirmation OF decision by the circuit
court for Southern New York, in u case
arising under the customs administers
ton act.
Thegrand duke and tho grand duchess
of ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS will celebrate
tho tlttieth anniversary OF their mar
riaSe on June %. A present will be
made to them by their subjects; and all
the former inhabitants OF the little
princlpality are expected to send con-
tributions to Neustreli.z for the pur-
pose The grand duke is a popular ruler
Mrs. II. II. Riddleberger, widow OF
the late Virginia senator, announces
that hereafter her newspaper at Wood.
stock, the Slglu ldOdh Hrdld, Is to be
independent Of all political parties or
factions OF parties.p
Tho United States national museum
is likely to be enriched by the widow OF
Dr. Schliemann with o portion OF the
relics unearthed atby the dressed anti
quarian.
According to the Boston Globe Don
Dickinson is a candidate for the presi.
dency, and that's why he does not want
to take office under the present ad-
ministration.
Mrs. Blaine has been requested by
Gov. Cleaves, Of Maine, to allow the
body OF her husband to be removed to
Augusta for final interment.
Claud 4. Wright, an English theo.
sophist, who was pupil OF Nine. Bla.
vatsky for seven years, has been lectur-
ing in Chicago this week.
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what, Have We Hero ?

The Fairmont IRder is newspaper
Of influence in the Democratic party.
1t was conduced by Mr.. ohley before
he became secretary Of state under
Governor Fleming 1t is understood
that Mr.. Ohley is still interested in the
paper. tits now conducted by Col. O.
L Smith, prominent member OF the
late house OF delegates. This is what
tho lade1 says about some things that
are going on West Virginia and at the
national capital:
No West Virginia Democrat has yet received a
fat Office, II the gentlemen prominently men:
toned are TO be- h0nOred, 1t would we well II
some OF the appointments would BIO indefinitely
deferred, For the selection OF some oil them
would be an absolute injury TO the party In the
state. There are quite number OF deserving
gentlemen who are as capable as any VINO are
now talked Of whose appointments would give
general satisfaction and put the party IN Soo!ni
lighting trim for the nOxt campaign. nut II
some gentlemen whose appointments now seem
certain are selected. II Will take something
stronger than burned brandy TO save this state
In 1891. II Is no use 10 mince words about H.
the people will not mGekly submit TO tho up
pOinlnent OF certain gentlemen who are not re-
gartled as party workers in the state, and who do
not have the confidence OF the voters.
What does this mean? Who are the
gentlemen prominently mentioned"
whose appointment would knock things
topsy-turvy aud make it necessary to
use more brandy and that sort of thing
than ever to save this state to tho
Democracy in 1892
1t is, of course, courageous to go as far
rs the Inder has gone, but it would be
moro satisfying and perhaps moro
effective to go further and name names
That is what counts most in matters Of
this kind.
Who are the slated aspirants whose
appointment would play hob? Who are
they "who do not have the confidence
ofthe voters?" As an impartial locker
on tho 1NrELLIGENcER takes the liberty
to suggest that these names be submit
ted to President Cleveland as the pos
sible basis of another rule Of exclusion.
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Laws Of the Sea.

Judged solely by his own story, the
captain of the Belgenland did a cowardly
and brutal thing when he refused to
stand by the disabled PomeraniOn. He
explains that the rules OF his company
do not permit him to do what the
Pomeranian requested. II this be true.
the rules OF his company are a violation
OF the laws Of humanity, and the cap
tain and his company should be held re-
sponsiblo.
Landsmen have boen under tho i'm.
preston that one Of the duties OF a
ships commander is,to dowhat he can
for the rescue of disabled craft, aud it
was supposed that this law OF the sea
was beyond question. Some recent
events have thrown doubt on the accu-
racy of this understanding.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

Ex-senator Eli Salisbury, of Della.
ware, who died the other day, used to
furnish moro or less fun for the boys
in the reporters gallery when he was
in tho senate. He was in the habit of
striding up aud down the floor seem
ingIy engagedin deep thought. On one
OF these occasions a newspaper man
called the attention Of his colleagues to
the Delaware senator Eand remarked Z,
cell thinks no is thinking" Mr..
Salisbury was not one OF the greatest
men who have sat in the senate.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25
Three WeeI1s OF OIeYeland.

PRis5NrG6 Y1acS tRall
With the complete collapse OF the at
tempt to prove the treasury bankrupt,
the improved financial situation and the
prospect of an increase rather than a
decrease in public expenditures and Of
business uncertainty on account OF con-
gressional tlnkering, it is no wonder
that many Of those who directly or in
directly supported Mr.. Cleveland, when
they come to review the record he has
made during the past three weeks, will
in fran knessadmit at least to themselves
that they would have felt less afraid OF
the future had Mr. Harrison been re-
tanned as the nations head.
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Beware of olntmcnts for Catarrh Tint
Contain Mercury,

Beware OF olntmCnts for Catarrh Tint
Contain Mercury,
as mercury will surely destroy the
sense of smell and completely derange
the whole system when entering it
through the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never be used except on
prescriptions from ablephysicians,
as the damage they will do is ten fold
to the good you can possibly derive
from them. Halls Catarrh Cure, man.
uiactured by +. ]. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, Ohio, contains no mercury, and
is taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure
DO sure you got tho genuine. 1t is taken
internally, and mado in Toledo, Ohio,
by +. ]. Cheney & Co. Testimonials
free.
Rgsold by Druggists, price Zoe per
bottle.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

SAD story OF Col. Erastus Heap, of
Georgia, comes from Washington. The
gallant colonel was looking through a
fashionable hotel for Senator Gordon
and had the misfortune to be mistaken
for a sneak thief. Nothing OF this kind
has happened to those other eminent
Gcorgians, the Hon. Hoke Smith, the
Hon. Dink Bolts, the Hon. Potsdam
Sans or tho Hon. Pod Dismuke.
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Covered with Sores.
Tried the Doctor and Almost Every.
thing 1 Could Think OF, but
Nothing Helped Me.
Thought Would Try CutIcura Rom,
cdics. In Ono Week
| Was Cured.

tried the CUTiCuRA REMEDIES aud they did
everything for me. Ny head and body were GOV,
cred with some kind oil sores. and / tried almost
everything could think OF. and finally tried
the doctor, but nothing helped me After read.
CuIicuRA REMEDIES. / bought the CurIcuRi
CuTicuRA Soar and tho CuTiCuRA RESoLvESr
nud one week after began utlng thCm my sores
dried up, and have not hat them since.
Mrs A. JONES MclntoSh, Ga
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

NsV York Tribune tRep)
To let the platform como between the
party and its real purposes is treachery
OF the worst sort. Worse, ii possible,
than what "rim" Campbell once com.
planned OF when he said: "0h! what's
the constitushin tween frins2" With
the platform on one side and the bulk
OF the party on the other Mr.. Cleve-
land is between the devil and tho deep
sea-" He is a remarkable man, and it
may be that he will emerge from the
present dilemma as the creator OF new
party,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

IT appears that the next tariff act is
to be devised, not by the Congress oil
tho United States, but by the Reform
Club OF New York, which has a tender
side for the importing interest. This
should have been made clear in the
Democratic platform.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

Ne'D York Press (Rtn)
The Republican party observes Ores.
ham in his present attitude with per-
feet composuTe. Benedict Arnold did
more injury to the British in his as
saults upon his own countrymen than
he did to the Americans. The Demo
Gratis are welcome to Gresham, although
it is evident that they do not take very
kindly to their convert Perhaps they
think he is too vehement to be sincere,
and too selfish to be true to his newly
chosen partisans.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25
nm plnte In enc united statcs.

An inquirer wants to know whether
there is any tin plato madoin the United
States and when the manufacture be-
gan. The tin plate industry OF this
country was called into being by the
Mckinley tariff actot October l, 1900.
After tho passage OF that measure man
ufacturers began to get ready to make
tin plate, making encouraging progress
in the early months OF 1891.
A special treasury report shows what
was accomplished in the first fiscal year
after the passage OF the act, that being
the fiscal year ending June 30, 1892, The
returns by quarters show tho almost
marvellous progress OF the industry:
Quarter ending Pounds
September 10 6922
December IL, ltVJS9l
March u, Sl922l
June 80, $500 75l
Total production for the 7l9
nAdding American sheet iron or steel
manufactured into wares and terne-
coated or timed during the fiscal year, 1t
was estimated that the total production
coming within the law for the year was
nearly 100000 pounds.
In the same official report it was osti-
mated that the production in the pres.
ent fiscal year would reach l0O,0OO,0OO
pounds, and that the annual rate Of 20O,-
100000 pounds would be reached by the
close Of tho present fiscal year, Juno 80,
1898, by which time tho investment in
the industry would reach s5,OOO,ooO.
Nothing but hostile legislation eau
stop tho advance of this great and ncces-
sary industry brought into life by favor.
able legislation.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

We are acquainted with many moth.
ers In Contcrville who would not DO
without Chamberlain Cough Remedy
In the house for u good many limos its
cost, aud are recommending II every
day. From personal experience We can
say that II has broken up bad colds for
our children.-Contcrvillo, South Da.
kota, Citizen. to.ccnt bottle for ealc by
druggists. nw
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

UInclnnaH IIntS'S!dF VRep,I
Mr.. John E. Risley, tho New York
lawyer who has been appointed minis
ter to Denmark, says that he is "a
straight-out Democrat OF the Indiana
kind" This calls for n diagram or
something. How does an Indiana Dem
ocrat differ from any other kind, ex.
cept that he takes red liquor before
breakfast?
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

CONGRESSMAN join ALLEN, Of Missis-
sippi, apoloEizod to the President for
opposing his nomination. Tho Presi-
dent replied that he was not aware of
Mr.. Aliens opposition. That was a
good one on funny John, who is above
all things humorist, ,l..-
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TRUSTS and continuation

Are unpopular. But there is ono form
trust against which no one has any.
thing to cay. That is the trust which
the public fcposes in Hoods sarsa.
parilln, and tho best OF 1t is tho trust Is
fully justified by tho merit Of the medi.
cine. For, remember HooD's sarsa.
parilla CURES.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

IF all tho strikes be struck that are
threatened, feared and talked about
everybody will be on a vacation this
summer. There will be plenty Of time
to attend the Worlds Fair, but it may
BIO necessary to walk.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

Hon, WIN. c. HASpLAN, of Wheeling,
would like to be commissioner of Gus
tome. Tho President might so further
and fare much worse.
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Notice to Mr.. Cleveland.

Ncp York World (lem.)
1t is no crime for person who knows
himself to be capable, honest and faith
full, to seek federal appointment. 1t
ought, indeed. to DO considered credit
able to serve tho government provided
the service is well and honorably rem.
dered.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

A BosToN man shook hands SO hard
with friend that he buried his finger
nails in the friends hand. Blood-pois-
oning and death followed. Another
solemn warning that the vice.like grip
is something too much OF hand.shake.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

baltimore american tRsp)
What to do with our ex.Presidents is
no longer q problem. In General Har-
rison's case it is the difficulty of select
ing what he will prefer to do. The
offers are Crowding upon him,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25
viii Cousin Bon Go ?

NetO York Advertiser (Rpl
Mr.. Cleveland, with Brutus.like 70.
rocity, having refused to give govern
ment office to nephew, it is sale to
assume that Cousin Ben Folsom is
doomed.
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Cutlcura Never Failed.

I have boon using your CuricuRA REMEDIES for
several years, especially tho CUTlCuHA. aud II
has never failed TO do what Is claimed for IT, II
isabout the only remedy keep In my house all
think II Il tho best skin euro ia the world /
Use II for all kinds OF sores, now OF old nnd Il
always cures then. PRoF. J. W. PORTS,
Davis Military School, Winston, n. G.
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Ltttto by Ltttte.

Little ClumpS Of whisker,
Little seeds Of hay,
Often make the statesmen
. oithe present day.
-WGShing.0n Star.
Little chunks OF doodle,
Little roll S OF notes,
Often reach TINT statesman
Just before no votes.
--MiRaeapoIi, Tribune,
Little flights OF buncombc,
Little speeches made
Show us that the statesman
undeEiauds his trade.
ST Paul Nous
Little swigs Of whisky,
Water OH the side.
MAkes the so.callod statesman
Who's the party's pride.
-CdicaJo MAJ.
Little gems Of cusi words,
Little words Of gall,
Make the kicking statesman
When Growers axe don't fall. ...
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

1.-THE President does not mean to pro.
scribe his enemies" says the Spring
field Republican. So 1t seems. His
friends begin to think it is the Presi-
dents intention to do Thorn up.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

Hoop's Puts arc purely vegetable, and
Go not purge, pain or grippe. Sold BY oil
dfnpglsta.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-03-25

The deadly cyclone bIowoth where it
listeth and no man knoweth where it
will strike next. The earthquake is
hardly in it with the cyclone.
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profitable to become identified with any
distinctly southern immigration and
development movement.
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Now there is sole leather trust,
which gives us at least one corporOtiO n
that cannot DO called soleless.
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Sold EVERYWHERE Price, CurfcuaA, 80, soar,
2Sc GsoLyeyt 81 .ptrpirsl BY Ia, PorrEn
DRuO CHEMICAL CORp0HNtiOS Boston.
ro'"llow to Cutc skin Diseases" Oh pages -
Illustrations, and 100 testimonials mailed ireG
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BudINE is splendid disinfec.ant to
use around the house, besides ban.
ishing reaches, bed bugs and other YER.
min. 5
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Cutlcura Resolvent

Tho new Blood and skin Purifier. internally
and CuncuRA. the great Skin euro and Cuti.
cuM SOAR MI exquisite skin Bcaul fer, cN'
every disease aud humor vi the skin scalp. and
blood With loss Of half, from Infancy to age,
from rimpics to stf1ftin
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THE cquinoctiaI is knocking things in
yrnnt ahnnc
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.ARD OF THANKS.
NOTICE TO APPLICANTS.

The State Board OF Health will hold meet
ing in tho city OF Wheeling at the Board Of
Education rooms, Tuesday, April Is, 1898 for
the examination OF applicants for certificates to
W, I. EWING, President
N, D. BAKER, Secretary, mr2i.wASswy
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NEW ApvERrlsEMENrs

EOR PENTHOUSE OF EIGHT
IL rooms, at No. 100 Fifteenth street Iu1uIr,
al No. l0l Fifteenth street mfEd
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1893-08-17
BISMARCK SPEAKS.


BEKlIS, Aug. l6.--Prince Bismarck re-
ceiyed Al Kissengen. Sunday, 600 members
of The Bavsrian SchoolmAsters League.
lie made long speech. in which he said
,ba, the German school vas = specific insti-
tate. like corps Of officers, anil could not
be easily initiated. The French system
would not be suitable to Germany. France
Vas an uncomfortable neishboS through
the influence Of her schools, which incai-
Gated Chauvinisn, national vanity, AMI
ignorance Of the geography ami history of
other nations.
Germany should profit by the lesson and
Oppose her former propensity to srfciai
subjects, which diverte national ,houghts.
ALREADY. "be said. .the schools have
the thankful task of strengthening that
feeling. We are all Germans. We have
no, become a great unified Dstion. We
have founded institutions under which we
live and breathe n q nation, enabling Us 10
play part not inferior to that Of Great
Britain. Russia or France. where unity was
founded earlier than ours.
"Thc unity Of Germsny 10 now so hrm
that il wouli be difficult 70 separate us.
even IL political errors were made. We
sh.I, 90 together ~herever necessary. hut
we ought to be otherwlse iniulgept OF the
peculiariiies Of the various statrs. Ihe
German dynssties can contribute essentially
l., maintain these pseuliarities. Among
them Bavaria has been IA powerful ptiisr of
tb.. empire, wherefore ! ask you to Join me
cheers and ''bochs" for Bavaria
The speech was recs ived with great en-
ti,u.is.m. Prince Regent iui,poh re-
sunnIsl