Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-06

Tan - me<t<axes tsass des1s snd szids
ssschss On wh-ch b4nlm c.nnes realise.
knd poof peopls th&f have bsrn ~ honsss
thsf thsy hare barely ksps cat q ths
t:ios hoa~sc&ns bay on oss q eorrow e
Ne bsnkA thai hare io.nsd all th<tr
m0nsy On sdsiisions % TAR down town
tksf bo<Iness n1An can only 50 cat taers
ca Sun1zy. ssA scuss has 90 take . -
eaton % ~ homs u they lives N a -
6non.
Also enc paper goes ca - say that ths
enxorxstn,rsE q the channels Of trade
with ossrprodnetien q un<~rned iacrs-
n-ai over the p>rosntsssof former years.
and makinx The himetallie and hssnr
nstzls sulssrvisat % g0ld and the -
serve of geld and paper money the ga
srAl funeral Of currency and notfce&bls
hesitation Il goo<is 70 80 out daring ths
s<ason IL moaruing. together with
shrinkaxs Of values u things you have
Tot. While things thai ycu want real bal
becou.s suddrnly Of great value. causes
What yoa might eaIl st>gnstion Of sasis-
faction ard = general revival Of sadness
IN the realms q trkfic.
That's tbs way and n. and hence !
sav. let "a think no more Of tho rowing
machine. tnd that the muscles called
into play in hosing corn are the same.
and Yea GET the exercise for the lower
extremitiss also at the sans price with
out wearing out ths seat Of your pants.
which you now call trousers. L notice
wlth great pain-
wish that you would consider this
matter in its true hight. aud II yon coald
come home before the fan term begins
yoa would ger glad welcome from the
ds,g and year mother and ne also. We
rniss you great deal. but can sec that
You have s-. Of outgrowed Is aud are
sasy in SO 81. waich | never WAS
can Sc now advanced you are and
easy and comfortable. and ycu can sing
college songs. Evea Il the president was
IN the room Won woul not give dang.
Il Enl,ss be pleasant 10 he that way while
{ cast he comfortable IA the room with
a veil dr. -ed lightning rod man. aud
about all can DO when fruit tree nan
comes and has confidence IN himself Is
10 sit there and crack my krnckies and
buy bunch Of trees that don't want.
On. know that You are an ornament
% the abode Of wealth and that houses
where VOC 20 and stay all night have
hired men 20 pass the yictaals that would
make your poor old father mortified
hearty 20 death with his inferiority and
sweaty misery.
No young woman viii ever be quite
ing the difference. Your, mother says
that wife suitable for You does not
tread shoe leather. bat gees barefoot
along the parapets OF the sky. and at
night with her long white wings and
plain bleached muslin robe soars away
20 her own little pigeon house In the sky.
That's your mother all over. She loves
You more than any white flannel girl
from Long Branch, Henry. She will
love ron even IL You get TO cutting mp.
She VIII love you. knowing that you amt
worth a cent. which il would be well 10
tell the sailor girl with the PARKWAY
look. Tell her right out fiat footed that
you lack a year OF knowing anything.
and that your mother i. wearing your
last year private theatrical clothes on
cold days sd that YOU can be warm and
respectable.
Also find out If che Is worthy. You
need not inquire at the information win
dow CT look up her fathers name on the
Judgment docket Of his town. but Just
praise her among the other girls, and
you'll find out things about her that will
te revelation 10 you. You know that
Heine says. Every man who marries is
like the dogs who WEEDS the Adriatic
sea- and that's fact. too. Henry. She's
. mystery. You may marry CAIN
depth Of sun tipped riprles with pearls
catch little sqnsll or n bag blast. while
seneath Is monsters with a giant pinch
on every corner OF them and sharks and
dead mems bones
The photograph shows q good looking
girl who has got hold Of the fact some
how herself Such wives should marry
q nan with lawn covered with bull
dogs
I know not what business you viii
ADOPT when you leave college. but IL you
marry very beautiful girl Won are
liable TO find nude statue Of her az the
Worlds fair some time. II is only in
towels. Henry. that you Rad Of a man
with beautiful wife who doesnot divide
her beauty between him and the public.
Lots % beautiful women are good.
Henry. bat would no; care 10 be the
f0otrnsn 81 beautiful woman. In my
painy days I owned handsome fast
mare. and Ia cur neighborhcod | was
known ~ the man that owned that
mre. That WAS all II tried 20 har-
ness hsx. she kicked nine kinds Of talents
out "a me. Nobody knew my name.
but they al knew where tho mare lived.
AID sometimes they would AJAX me To
snow her to them. and they would al
mire AMI criticiss her aud give me %
cents and go away
Tho time 90 have your eyes open. ssys
az able woman. il when you are going
D. marry. After that you may partially
close them.
All these things. Henry, are in the
way Il advice from a middle aged man
with IRON gray whiskcrs. who has got
what he knows BY growing up on the
north side Of society. where 1t IL chilly
.. times. have been young. and now
lam Old. yet have | seen some strange
inciderts that give me experience. That
art,ertfnra a Al vot1r service Henry