The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-04-27
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be died Of hesri fsilsre.
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forget that many m.n DO Dot hs,e The
zane lied q fslisi 70 10 horse trade thai
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no msb ever soBsti 70 bTibe me. Second
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Yos doe I tctm 10 ipov me. ssid tho
strd sorAet 10 the boss. a. be uproiled
III, petition. Your face is very familiar.
nid tbs toes bg, ! csuno, Place you.
They hsd been discussing the PRO
annexation II olsomsrssrine. snd hnsiiy
sgrssd 10 leave Il 10 The wsiter; bot he
ledsed. Sure. said be, ! have TO pro-
nonros u butter o. lose my Job.
Rising ssnersiioul said worn look
ing mother. gness they would DO. be
called &C. II folks only knew how bard Il
10 10 Sc, six children out Of bed IN The
mi rsing.
Mrs. Caller - Dear mel Yon have pat
sill the pockets upside down on this boy
sult. Mrs. Shsrplcy 50 Yes. Freddy wants
pockets that will hold tbings,sp as he is
Ill the time standing 90 bis head put
THIN on that way.
-Jones>-l am getting very much iron.
bled sbou, these stli shipments. because
Bro~n- Never mind, cid mao; there'lI |
robsbly be tome lsii in case you want to
take the cure.
Johnny. said Johnnys title brother,
fly iss ay beesu'e he flies. isn't hs2 Yes
that's II. Shouldn't wonder. TLen Why
ere bees beesf Because they be, laughed
Johuny
--Geofeie Was very little boy. Never
theless be helped bis mother ia many
wsys.s oosh be sometimes tired OF help
ing, as many older boss aud girls do.
One day 10 msmms's call for some v ood
he replied. ] dou. siisetionsie to the
woodpile, msmms
80 Figg they tell me that Blnmley is
man Of high principles. Fogg - You may
we'll ssy ,h /. His principles are 80 high
that be has never been able to come with
10 thousand miles OF them himself.
AT recent examination OF medical
students in Pennsylyanis, the question
vss ssked, What are some of the causes
Of natural deaihf And an earnest young
man answered Hanging, disssse and
tld sge.
--Sel y Garter and molly Gates were
talking about grand wedding that was
10 come Of 10 few weeks Sslly's cous
IN was h be the bride sm going TO
nave new white dress and . beautiful
pink sssb, said Sally, and, my brother
Charlie is going TO be one OF the rush
Hrs.
County editor ito applicant for posi-
lion); SUI pose there was terrible acct.
lent on the railway and you had 10 write
The report, How would you head itf Ap 5
plicsni-- Id hesd III Now is the time to
ubscrlbe Country editor (enihusissti- I
ally J. engaged
"A barritter lormented poor German
witness 70 much with questions that IL o 81
Did man declared he Was 90 exhaust d
hst be must have 10 drink Of water be :
ore be could say al other word. Upon r,
bis the Judge remarked. | think, sir, you
n ust have done with the witness now, for RI
ou have pumped him dry
= Teacher Ia your composition flushed
ieii Boy Nom not quite. You told me r
N hour $50 you bad . tubjsct. Yes'n, =
'ut II wouldn't do. and bad 10 hunt for
bother. What Was the matter with the
Ire, onef couldn't spell IL.
Manager 60 opnlsr Leading man MIN n
What salary do you erpsclf Leading
'sn must have contract for 800 .
eek Msusger-Thsi's understood, bu,
ow much actual cssb do yeu want for N
our serviccf Leading man Thirty dol.
'rs . week.
Prof c. bad gone 10 spend the ev. =
ring 81 friends honse When be was III
bon, 10 leave, IL WAS raining cats AID d.
90. wherefore the hostess kindly offered
I'm accom- odsiion for the night, which or
9 readily accepted Suddenly the gue,,
Isspptstee sotoiy knowing what hsd
! come q bin. md the ismily vas about
o retire fcr The night when Prof c.
liked 10 ~ set 1s drowned rat. he "
ID been home 10 fetch bis uish,shni !,