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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-01-19
Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria.

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-01-19

St. Prosper. The life of woman can
be divided into three epochs; In the
first she dreams of love; in the second
she experiences it; in the third she
regrets it,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-01-19

Every man feels instinctively that
all the beautiful sentiments in the world
weigh less than a single lovely action. "
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-01-19

My neighbours COW oft comes to Craze
Upon my lawn. They came around
This noon. Tonight my neighbor pays
Ten dollars to the village poud.
-Harper's Bazaar
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-01-19

A. Duprey; Women are right to
crave beauty at any price since beauty
is the only merit that men do not con-
test with them
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-01-19

Ally Sloper Trotter-I hear that
Rose de Ninon has married young
Clodly. How do they get on together?
Cutter-Very well, indeed. He is
willing to love her and she is willing to
be loved.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-01-19

Don't become constipated Take
BEECHAMs' PILLS
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-01-19

"The use OF 'Castoria is so universal and
its merits so well known that it seems a work
OF supererogation to endorse it. Few are the
intelligent families who do not keep CaStoria
within easy reach
CARLOS MARTYH. D. D.,
New York City.
Late Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-01-19

English SPAWN Liniment removes al
Hard, Soft or Calloused Jumps and
Blemishes from horses. Blood SPAWN
Curbs Splints, Sweeney. Ring Bone,
STILES, Sprains, Swollen Threats,
Coughs, etc. Save $50 by use Of one
bottle. Warranted the most wonder.
full Blemish cure ever known. Sold by
Stone x HasseI Druggists, Lancaster
Wis. VI
A. karr: If men knew all that wo-
men think they would be twenty time,
more sudacious. II women knew What
men think they would be twenty time,
more coquetish.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-01-19

Nine. Roland: The feeble tremble
before opinion; the foolish defy it; the
wise Judge it; the skillful direct it.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-01-19
for Infants and Children.

"Castoriaissow well adapted to children that
recommend itas superior to any prescription
known TO me" H. A. ARCHER, II. D.,
III So. Oxford St, Brooklyn, n. Y.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-01-19
BLAINE'S RESIDENCES.
Did He Tempt Providence in Pur-
chasing the Seward Mansion2

Prom Washington Boarding House and
Furnished Rooms to PelatiaI Man
sIons-where Twenty Years Of
Congress Was Written.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-01-19

Castoris cures Collie, Constipation.
Sour Stomach, Diarrh0ea. EructatiOn,
hills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes di-
gestion,
Without injurious medication.
For several years have recommended
your Castoria, and shall always continue to
do so as it has invariably produced beneficial
results.
EDWIN F. PARDEs. NJ. D.,
"The Winthrop, 195th Street and nth Ave-,
New York City.
COMPANY. Z MURRAY STREET. New Yong.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-01-19

TIE cEsTAUH COMPANY, = MURRAY STREET. New YORk.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01
MAJOR BROWNS BURIAL.
&c Ma Worth Million Dollars In
Nas,.k a..al Hnnff.


The remains u Mai Campbell Brown.
1ha committed suicide here Wednes-
daY x.re sent - Columbia. Tennessee
~ expires AZ 3 q cisck iasf evening The
boslY va thus disposed - in compliance
with = telegram sent from that place by
his widow % j q. hing
The bo<lv Ma viewed IN Undertaken
Durfee's oiiice yesterday ~ large nun.
ter - persons. several q shon we're &C
e.salntaoces q the major when be sas
ailrr When the body eas prepared Tor
burial a scar about tinches IN length was
found on The front side q bis neck and
taa a.sra ~ four stitches could h seen.
q nsn Sbn called o. look a the body
and bad been acquainted Eith The MAJOR
ga tennessee explained - the unief
iaker The eause - the scar on the neck
he sad Brown bad been afflicted sifh
Spells - ineanity Tor several Years. and
= few years sxo shiie suffering from this
sffiiftoa he attempted suicide ~ forcing
4 tsoth brush DIVA hi~ Throat he
brasi lrlsFd IN the passage ard could
re - extricated through The mouth
aaI = snrgeoa mace an opening from
fhe EXTERIOR The brush ras taken out
throaeh ne opening thus N abe and the
Feani vas >ewed up. The philanthropy
erea frons thr operation. bat D. maiasiy
eont'nursf g. grew worse. The Vnder
tssef 1it not kuos the nan Nho gave
this errlansflnn - fte cause - the
sssr he fsiicwtug telegram t-orn
Nashville. fenaess~~. gives sooie asi'ii
tirnN ief1rratiou a. - his hone ausi
pfqper1
asiar Csmptei Rrowb 80 n GEARS
ef sg~ essrfi.s enf isave~ larEr fam.
~ He breeding ssfahiishmert A.
heeN fsrn = knosa throughput The
cr,tnfff - ~ khlrs n firu~n fiai aai
rlanY iaasoos ferrsa trsftsrs aai Jcr
49, cattle II s,rafsd ai.sut thirty
nt.i~a frs.ns Nashville ard ne 3fso srrr-
srr the sirheef in eisnfr eountY lie
s~fste = pfebahiy serth e. oonisor
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

John Albert aud wife 20 susan Cook,
lots ana 6. Clara add .........t 601
William Widdicomb and wife 10 ia
eobus bueFkens. lot 10. BLK ?. Ge;
lock A VanBrres add .......... ss3
Mary = Cole 10 Frank J. Fox. lots IL
and l.. blk :, foH add, Lowell. IS
Rollin Cole 20 Nyron c. Cole. part
i0t ?, blk 5. Remingson's add 49,. 500
Pauline klein 10 Rolin Cole. part
LOT = blk 5. hsmington's add . 500
j. W. Clark and wife To III. w. Nc
Dyer. piece land on sec 10. Nelson. 201
William K Clark and wife To J. W.
Clark, piece lana on sc 81. Nelson loo
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Fsams r,esi~s ~ sh> Rav.ssa ~ss.~
l.-.---l. R..lka

The sif-rtsrs - ne hsaf~ton stfas
rrosis SEXES heit > ale~tina ys.segslsy
,ftefeoun ir 49, baseti a ffa.se reasas
sna devised plsBe - operating ths fsa
firr fhis tsn a noftien r tae psani -
81. - f|ssier str-ef bas he~a aaeee,i -
fhe oex k.asfiae aesf the ~ g n A
n ar fios so iae reaaalas.eF ssil -
fsse-ferfs4 fhere - afssut fs,ls eaaks
Tks semeanf has tess tefs4ea - -
rlsne - -eeufe = saepsf q Fss - ett
IS saa hsaflax pnsFssee est a -
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01
OF Intsrsst 70 An.

Before buying mantels and CRATES get
our prices We make speciality Of the
celebrated Aldine fire place. the only
economical. cleanly. hard coal CRATE
made We also have new designs in
club house CRATES handsomely finished.
at prices ranging from tl.5O up. We
are local agents for and show full line
Of the Widdecomb Mantel Co.'S make OF
wood manteIs. prices ranging from $500
up. Come and see us
ALDIsE MANUFACTURING COMPANY.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Efectually yet gently. when costive or
bilious. or when the blood 10 impure or
siuggish. to permanently cure habitual
constipation. 10 awaken the kidneys and
liver TO healthy activity. without ir.
ritzfing or weakening them. to dispel
headaches. colds or levers use Syrup Of
El8z
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

NOMINATED FOR TRUSTEE
Zoe the Lo.s< Isrn---J a Ware Nenas-
stated a,r che shert Ierns--wo-
aasa Tara oat ~ the Csaca<


Fhs sutsrs q the Fourth ward held
-. "a fashioned scka..l mestiat LA
.ks A. aomin..e -, e.,.l,,i.1a- a..
~. -. = s..r - -.
- - - -
4eI tf-..' $50 !" -ANA tAs ~"sn %
ne esfo Ners out N large numbers.
and sefs out Tor business lhef had
eanaiti1te whom they had resolved 10
nominate. beofEe " Thompson called
TIE mssting 70 order. and Pred - uiaEk
Nas seiected a. chairman Adolph Il.
Mason uas CHOSEN a. SECRETARY. and +
A. hnnson and Jacob f.isenhardt Tel
lers
The women then gathered m the xest
end u The school soosn and had httls
caucus q their o~n Afs Mary y.
Psarsall dld the engineering Tor the wo-
nan cAndhiafe
The nret intoxmai ballot rrsoltrl A.
follows; Ms X L. Andrew. 10; y. IS.
Ware, ID a y oteDoins. ~; y. a y
Nerlief. 4 a. - Mason, = W. NJ. Hath
away, ?; j. d. Wells. 1, Fred >. Clark. 1;
! H. dreenwaf. l.
Mrs Pearsau then made Little speech
- The women and urged them 10 vote
solllily for the wonaE candidate. T. r
Allen made a little speech. too. lie ex-
h0rted the men "a vote solidiy Tor the
masculine candidate, but II Was no use.
The formal ballot showed that Mrs.
Andrew lad 81 votes and had Son IN
walk. j.. 4. Ware bad . and a y.
Stsbblns .. Mrs Andres vas decided
he candidate Tor school trustee iof Tue
NO year term.
III Ware Nominated
- .....,..a IA
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

The opposing candidates for school
trustees ~ the nfth. the Rev. j. +.
Hustled and Mira Mary +. Bryant, ara
waging a red hot campaign. Mrs
Brsant has been nominated By the NO
men n The ward and endorsed by the
peoples party As the exponent q
the principles u the peoples party Mrs.
Bryant - conducting her campaign on
The theory that her opponent did wrong
when be voted a. amember 81 the board
20 introduce Nenfworth's arithnetics
ln the city schools Last night Dir.
Husted addressed meeting II ioJ per
sons IN Pettifs hail on his record a. a
member % the board The manner OF
introducing text books into schools and
the present condition % the text book
system were carefully Analysed tie
told his hearers that be u not afraid %
~ into ths campaign 81 the merits OF
ollciai record.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

The following = q lis of the marriage
hccnsez isssizd sncs last pablioation. with
the names RESIDENCES lwken CIT of the cltyl
and ages 81 the parties; Age
EFne<fus r. Hick and Harriet Allen.
tcdaf springs ..........-. ..-.-. ~ dt--oc
Loreo 4. Kellogg. sparta and lueila
Jud~onia. Arkansas HIS
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Anne Aalesburg. No. les Clancy
street. Valley City; Campbell Brown.
No. - Sheldon street. Columbia,
Tenn; Henry Antflink, No. 1T Central
avenue. Valley City.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Ray Minogne. No. ls9 Cas- street. ty-
phoid fever; Minnie Sinclair. No. los
jefferson street. typhoid fever.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

II yoe want the sefy best fionf az rea
spnable prices bay Lilly Nhifkfi II
vsA make mere aud better bresa Tor the
moaey than any other
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01
80 DAY
EXCURSION TO CHICAGO

nafsFsiay ssFfsslh~s 9 The - q IA
~ r. g 81 faa saetbsf sse6Fsifa
a. t'hasea - tifasf dsssn sGa fae
ssoasisi<h iAas. f1sksts saod fsE as5s
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

.Prince OF India" new book by the
author OF ben Hur." For sale al
Eaton. Lyon & Co.'S
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Fare ousy ASA Leaves G1snd Rapids
40 p. a.; arrives ckicaso 6 80 =. IA
JAs. CaNfa81L
Cify Art.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

\ Gents all linen cuff only l9c. for
one day. Saturday. sept. >
NoTGr. HERPoTsHETMER K Go.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Scottish bagpipe music at North Park
Sunday.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

The famous Turtle Head by At North
Park SUNDAY Greatest curiosity q the
axe.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Special sale % Gents cuffs md col.
lar. Tor one day only Saturday. sept .
Nomr HEHfoISHFfNTk a Co
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Grand Rapids City Bands first ap-
pearance al North Park Labor Day.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Ev~ry night - Chicago ia Ottawa
Beach ari Holland sf~amera The IA
rrrt an,l popular foufe faasst fare.
Iiaae card "a asil@ rage
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Prince % India new book by the
author % ~Ben Hur" For sale at
Eaton. Lyon 4 Co.'S
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01
" orlsi's Fair
VIA
n. N n

Both Ways for one fare. 81 a.. 1ues
day. Septemter 5th. Tickets good Tor
a. days Trains iesvs l0W = "a. add
N - n Returning trains leave & hi
csgs A. 20 and 100 y "a Stopa a
Midssy fiaisance Cali telephons Ga
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Scottish hagpipe music at North Park
SUNDAY.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Prince q India new book 10y the
author - Ben Hur.~ For sale at
Eaton. Lyon h Co.'S
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Collar and Cuff sale in our Gents
Furnishing Department Saturday.
Sept =
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

The famous Turtle Head boy at North
Park Sunday. Greatest curiosity OF the
age.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

tsrsnd Rapids CO. naurs fifat ap
rearaoee ~ Narth PAX Labor Day.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

The women 81 the seventh ward viii
hold a mass meeting az the Union school
house az . o'clock 2. M The call IA
signed BY Mrs. III. c. Tabt and Mrs. A.
e. Jaekman.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

The famous Turtle Head boy a North
Park sunday. Greatest curiosity II th'
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Our Valley City mill has a full line %
latest improved machinery, and LILY
WHITE" -four will now be finer than
ever. Valley City Milling 60.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

sfoo r,usd Trip - Chicago snd rs-
tsFn ffosn tirsnd hapld- lake So D.
~ tfain 90 q A VI N " aaa lioilaad
steamers Daily lins. fias sf.i - H.
stae ps4a
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01
MECCA HOTEL.
isshefsAx 49,
Co So. assA "a I,a.s.sa ssss.,

Hess fsrss4stf a9ssreea d1aei "a thlss
atk tfaass hasis ~. 64sta sra
49, s2xsssa ~. - FariS4iAss ssaseA absss
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Keep rear~ea ps,sfesi ai.aat " sfi.fs
Falf eseafeiaas esef TIE Lac Nhafs
~ ~ sessiins thi- rspsf sna sskisa
tirkst ssests. TIE sssarssans seasem
49, ia
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

Via G. 4 W. VI. by. and holland steam
era Daily line. See time card. inside
page.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

vorcr. HKnPoIsHrrxER & Co.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01

80 STE - 81 fsrasssst. Pres = sts pss
49, tseses 90 = - - s.slt - saau i'sssf a.
Ies. = fessfFf = ttsae d. =. "a e<haack =
- fhlisdsttats.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-09-01
DIR. SCHENCK'S

IN Constipation Mandrake aess uron N
hesets ~i'tsssi dsIo-iAs tisem - s'lf-,es ,ss ~
ts.ali Fshess
Morning journal and courier., 1893-08-21
The Largest Diamond IN the worl

An interesting mcdrl Of the supposed
largest diamond IN the world" hiss been
cent to the editor Of the Birmingham DAs-
ly Post. In letter which he cent with
the model, dste3 Jsgersfontein, July .,
the correspondent ssy-:
"You may have noticed by cable that
the largest diamond the world has ever
seen has been found hers. This place is
all excitement about IL, aud it rnsy make
stir In the financial world. an send-
Ing by this pest perfect plaster-of Paris
model of the diamond, which was found
on June 80. 1898. This model was taken
by ne personally this morning and is
the only one which has been Iaken ex-
cept one which have sent this SITTER
noon to the president of the Orange Free
state by special request. The diamond
was found In the New JAgersfontein com
psny's mine. 1t Is the most perfect large
stone ever seen, its weight Is nine hun
dred and seventy one cATatR, its color ID
blue white and almost perfect. II has
| one black spot in Ii, which, however,
the owners stated to me will cut ont
1ts value, of oourse, cannot now b.
stated. but 1 think if ffty thousand
pounds were offered for 1t now, CT ever
| double that amount, 10 would not be &C
| cepted; come even declare that Ii Will b,
II was fu0lQ Dl
kaffir, who was working Ia the mine
| shortly after blasting. The Kafir, IL
this case, was talking to HE orerseer
| when be saw something chine, and b
put his foot over 1t until his boss hat
gone away, when he picked up the I'm
mense diamond and put IL In hls pocks;
Afterwards, In the compound. hs hsndei
IL over 20 the mspsger, for which be ha
been given one hundred and ssty pounds
q horse, saddle and bride, ard has son
home in, no doubt, perfect happiness
An extraordinary circumstances is tbs
one gentleman. or some gentlemen,
don't know which, were under oontrac
to buy all stones, good, bad or indiffer
ent, st 80 much per carat. This oontrAc
terminated on June 80, and this stun
was almost, II not quite, the last stoa
found on that day"
The model elbows that the stone &c 4
the form a sloplDg cone hAttsned On tw
sides, and standing on an oval base, q
fiush A almost to appear 10 have been cut
Its height Is about three inches, and 4;
width Bbout two, while the fat base r,ea,
ures nearly two inches by ons aud q cuAl
ter The diamond itself, which has bee
named the "Jsgsrsfon,eln Excels!or,"
now I'm London
Morning journal and courier., 1893-08-21
CRUMBS of COMFORT.


During the last week there has been a
plain though slow improvement in the
financial situation. The New York banks
have gained several millions. The stock
market has been very dull, with indica,
tions that the liquidation Is about over.
Wheat and corn have been exported In
large quantities. A good deal of gold has
come to this country and more has been
engaged. Business has gone on with lees
difficulty. The scare is wearing itself out,
and soon money will be plenty enough.
That there is money in existence Is indi-
Gated by what took place in this city Satur-
day, when come who have been carefully
boarding 1t went to Mayor Sargent's Office
and lent 1t to the city.
But the most encouraging thing that
has happened during the last week is the
gain which the cause of sound money has
made in Washington. No doubt is now
felt that the House will vote next week for
repeal, and though the Senate is more
doubtful 1t Is believed that 1t will not
stand, against public opinion when the test
conner. 1t is planned to make that opin-
ion manifest this week in such a way that
no senator can misunderstand 1t. For IN
stance Boston business men will write or
telegraph to all persons with whom they
have business relations In the West or
South requesting them to correspond
without delay with their senators and rep
resentatives, and urge the Importance of
securing an immediate vote upon repeal,
and that any and all dilatory tactics or
other methods of delaying this important
action should be severely condemned and
disoountsnsnced. And much other earnest
and effective work will be done.
1t isn't more money that is wanted. II
is confidence. When start toward estab
fishing that is made by the repeal of the
silver-buying law there VIII soon be money
enough in sight.
Morning journal and courier., 1893-08-21
TWISTED.

Not-Whst makes Grimes shapsd 60
like a corkscreEf DIt-His wtfe'R con
slant twisting him around he. little inger.
Vogue
st. Peter tcordislly)-Coue in com- Inr
Spirit Of kitchen queen-Piase, yer rlv'-
rance. kin / have livery other ayenin' outi
Continental Culver.
''Mr. Editor. am told yen osllsd ne a
swindler IN a recent issue Of your paperl7
mo, sir, we only print the very latest
nsws"-Fliegends Blstter.
81 seem TO be considerably pushed for
cash to-day" muttered Rivers. reluctantly
squsring an account of s. % With the
wheeled-chair msn.-Chicsgo Tribune
Williamson-D!d the man you boush,
that mule from ksy that be wouldn't kickf
Hsnderson-No; but be woRld have ssid
so If had Esked him.-BroOklyn Life.
She-What strange weather We are hEv-
ing this summer. He-Yes, but If ron re-
member, the summer Of 50 Was iust Fuch
another. She-Sir!-Pesrson's Weekly.
''Ds Trop looked embarrassed when he
met you. What was the NATTER "T
owe him $50 and he has written 10 me 20
pay it several times Chicago Record.
Skipper has sued the stree, railway for
ueeFg OAmsE@S nat did ne EGff
Not q cent It happened In PhIladelphIa.
and he couldn't prove that the care acre
running. g."-Chicsso Inter OcsAn.
City What, Do zen mean
to say that poverty gave you ihla lhirs, fCs
liquorl Unfortunste-EOt exactly, mis-
ter. But when I HAs wealthy never a.
lowed myself TO have q thirsi Puck
Clergy man IshowiBg lady visitor around
the churcbD-NOw, madam, as yor have
seen the organ and the nave, sboCld like
nsxtto conduct you TO TIE altar. La6y-Ohi
this Is 30 sudden--New York World.
The Bible plainly states the duty Of con
gress when it ssy': LIST your oonmuaicA.
iion bs yea, yea; n,y, nEy" This means
roll call on the repeal bill without any
unnecessary sPseches News
''0h, tits awful" said Chspple. "whAiF'
why, that sassiOty paper u can't TO cay tbA;
/ was the son of famous millionaire. and
how do Jou suppose they go; 10 pTIntedi'
"i y millionaire IS pEintsd millIRsl ~
Hsrper's BszAr.
81 don't think Il rns fair" said Bobhlr.
after his big brother bad Lost tire running
race Jack WAS ahead sluo.t all the time.
but they gave the prize to s mAa that was
ahead only a second just nt the A.
Harpsr's Bazaar.
Old Bender (nsTvOusIyl-what is that
extra the boy is cAllIssl Ckshier-Irs
about q stesmboai explosion In the West
so men killed. Eirl Old Bender (angrIiy)
-0onfound III There ought 10 be a law
against their fTlghtening peup,s like that.
l thought Ii was bank fnilGre OF come
thipg.-Puck.
Morning journal and courier., 1893-08-21
A sorrowing Widow

HoPfs TO NETT HER HUSBAND IN nEavKx, nr7
WANTS ANOTHER on EAkTu.
IEPitaph from Fishkin BGryi5g Ground
Sacred to the Memory Of
William Warmsley Esq Neasurer OF Grain
for the City o. New York
Who Departed this Mortal Life al she
Fishkiils Aug sth iS1S
Aetat 50 years
o death Tis Thine to End Mans Mortal Life
And cut the Tender Ties, CT Husband and Of
The Tender Sympathy Of Married Life
Dissolved by Thee;-soon Efckens-I9I.s
But soon . King Of Terrors-Tby sway shan
End
For Thine Tho Long Is not An Etsrn.l
When the Last Trumpeis Csu Shall Sound
Rocks, AID Mountains on Us Fall
Inc Just shall Rise. Ascend and Cease To Harr,
Accept luis Tribute Dear Departed Friend
The Last Sad Offering cf a Much Loved Wffe
End N
o may She Joyn Thee in Eternal LIE
But Thou who HeAiest all Human Woes
urant That she may not cit Solitary Tn LIES
Close
But Give to Her Another Partner OF wtrrh.
And Few more Happy Days UPoa This