Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-05-14


"a IN aocs In ss,w 70 psa ny unh<x;
Ella sad his = ssinin- 4 yvaAs nan
with hnsyHrd b1ok took b up anA Asid
u fyr ms. He eoarmnsd % hoAa 10 tal
psid Inn vhsrfaes a IL
IL - psisats wharf aad u Ell shs poos
man has - kssp Ana N hqsos. II you
srs,i yoar trunks 4,Uu ~ NJ sessmrs. be
hsab thssn snsil 30 SHnsD<a shsua
An old ~si.nt soid me- that oocs this
naAa stopped n funeral procession because
she brar-rs pas d,wn ths remains IN tie
dock To sfss on thesr hands. ax.d thsy had
~ pay . dollar bs<ors the proce~aon
eoai move. This kseIs the respectable
ysSpls with baggage from going IA Maj
Ia.sIne. ani ESPECIALLY as they wiAh in
e,sss Ut death 10 10 tarsei sl.swhsrs.
Even tho ChinA1nan docs not want his
body e. bs found dad at this place and
has IL s-Et back "a China
Ths steamship Empress of India sailed
frofa Vancouver while we were there
ard carried quite large cargo of China
n-n whe had died ~ Nainaiiuo. paid
t1cxsSv srl started for home.
In nay las, letter spoke little dis
respectfully IL the young English tours:
whoruns - much To iegSnss and SO little
to hogs. wearing laggings even u get mar
rel IN. bat now find that WAS hasty.
Ne. of course. bring younger son who
Inherited the old family pants. finds that
they wrinkle and become finally BRAIDED
AMI ftatei at the bottoms. so ho puts On
leggin.ss. After be has worn them awhilo
sho trousers or pants naturally. as a re-
salt Of the warmth 81 the person and
having been tightly folded for some time.
especially II slept in. become hoI-lcssly
wrinkled. so that iexyings become u ne
cessity. and AZ last ono logging seems 10
cali for another. like tho drink habit.
One man saw had two pairs on at tho
same rmc.
Bat now that I know tho cause, AMI
that IL Is actual want which lies at tho
bottom of all this. regret very much the
hasty manner in which spoke. Under
those wr,nkled and p.ss. trousers may
,hrob warm. true English heart
QUEEN safe.
We liked Victoria and Vancouver,
though tho latter il the coming city 1t
that country. The buildings are excel
lent. the hotel first class. though crowded
On steamer days. and one Of the finest
opera houses On the coast is there. ably
managed by Mr.. Goldsmith. q Jewish
gentleman who waA born in Australia
Hc says that he was characterized as q
Shecny Kangaroo In his early life, but
now" said he. Il call myself u Siwash
ChinAman."
AT tho opera house was called upon
"a show my ready wit and explain II
aft.rward - several people who re-
manned after tho opera was over.
Part u football team came after al
other stats wer. occupied and were given
rho chairs usually occupied by the or.
ches,ra Several Of them came in a
beastiy state Of intoxication and one in
along white nightshirt This joke comes
from William tho ConQueror. but the
HEX just behind the ear which this young
man got came from Mr.. Goldsmith. who
was at the door Mt the time.
So the man with the nightshirt wa
pulled ont OF tho mud at tho door and
sent home On u wide board.
The others came in and made remarks
during our overture. thus annoying the
audience and cutting into our remarks.
It was 50 DO trop that ! saw we must
execute . coup d'etat or receive q faux
pas
We are often asked to call for a ply
sician in he audience. who 10 sent for by
messenger To tho stage. 80 l paused in
the oho and with great gravity and
earnestness advanced To the footlights
and asked with trembling voice If DR..
Kelley would kindly come 10 the front.
The audience coul.,n't have been more
than seven or eight minutes ut work ON
/: before IL was settled that it was in.
tended ~ bpnrlot Then they turned
loose with lung and boot heel and urnhr,-l-
Ia ferrule till the football team began "a
ask itself. How is IL possible that this
vast audience and even tho speaker. u
total stranger. has discovered that We
Are drunk"