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Dialects of China.

1t is true that the inhabitants of
Picking, Canton, Shanghai, Futwa
and Annoy speak Chinese. But as
to other parts of the country, it is
also true that citizen of the places
named cannot understand the inhab-
itants any more easily than can a
Berliner an Englishman, or Pari-
sian a Dutchman. Thus the posi-
ton of the Chinaman in his own
country, where various so called dia-
lects are spoken, is rather peculiar.
The Chinese dialects have nothing
In common with the patois, or con-
yersational forms of language. They
are used by the highest and lowest
classes the savants and uneducated,
the officials and the coolies. The
dialect is language by itself. The
various dialect forms, it is true, are
related to one another. in somewhat
the same manner as the Arabic to
the Hebrew, Syrian and other Sc
mitic tongues, or German to English,
Dutch, Danish, Swedish, etc.
If it is desirable to classify the nu-
merous dialects they may be divided
into the Canton, Hakka, Annoy, Swa-
tow, Shanghai, Ningho, the Hainan-
ese and the Mandarin. The young
est of these dialects is the Mandarin.
Mandarin, contrary to the general
impression. is not the universal Ian
guage Of China. The Canton tongue
resembles the ancient Chinese spoken
1900 years agomore closely than the
Mandarin. The Hakka shows also
traces of great antiquity. It is much
older than the Mandarin, almost
equaling in point Of age the Canton
tongue, or Cantonese. The same
thing may be said of the Swatow,
Annoy and Shanghai dialects. In
general we may say that the Ian
guages spoken in southeastern China
show traces of the ancient Chinese
tongue, while the Mandarin tongue
Is modern. q Ostasintischer Lloyd.
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None But Royal

BAKING POWDER is absolutely pure. No other equals
It or approaches it in eavenng strength, purity or
wholesomeness. (See u S. Govt Reports) No other
made from Of tartar specially refined for and
chemically pure. No other makes such light, sweet,
fnely-Aavored and wholesome food No other will
maintain its strength without loss until used or will
make bread or cake that will keep fresh so long, or
that can be eaten hot with mpunity by dyspepcs
No other is SO economical
The Baking Powders now being offered in this
vicinity with the statement that they cas- good as
Royal have been shown by the official analyses be
composed of alum and detrimental to health.
The official chemists of the United States and Can
ada, State analysts municipal boards of health and
physicians ndorse the great qualities Of the Royal
Baking Powder.
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A SOVEREIGN nEMEpy.

DR.. Parker's Sure Cough Cure. One
dose will stop cough. II never falls.
Try it. Price, 2b cents a bottle. For
sale by oil druggists. Pacific Coast
Agent, Geo. Dahlbender & Co., Drug.
gists, 2l4 Kearny street, San Francisco.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1893-01-06

CLIP the last thirty years or more rom the
century, ana the eogmentwill represent the term
q the unbounded popularity OF Hostetter's
stomach Bitters. The openink VI the year 1898
Almanac Of the Bitterz, In which the usts dtrl-
walton and action Of this world famous medicine
VIII he lucidly set Tot b. Ever, bod should read
~ Ine Gale daF and astronomical calculations
70 be found In this brochure are always aston.
iisnlngiy accurate, and the statistics, illustra-
Hons, humor AID other reaoing matter rich n
interest and full OF profit, The Hostetter Com
Rany of PittsburE Pa, publish II themselves.
they employ more than sixty hands IN the me-
chanical work, aud more than eleven months In
the year are consumed in its preparation II
can DC obtained without cost Of all druggists
and country dealers, and Is printed In Engiish,
German, French, Welsh, Norwegian, Swedish,
Holland, bohemian and spanish.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1893-01-06

Don't give up and say there is no help
for catarrh, hay fever and cold In head
since thousands testify that Ely's Cream
Balm has entirely cured them.
have been bothered with catarrh for
about twenty years; ] had lost sense OF
smell entirely, and had almost lost my
hearing. My eyes were getting SO dim /
had to get some one to thread my needle.
Now | have my hearing as well as ever
die as ever / did, my sense of smell seems
to be improving all the time. / think there
is nothing like Ely's Cream Balm for ca
tarrh. Mrs. u. u. Grimes, Rendrill, Perry
county, o.
Apply Balm into each nostril. 1t Is
quickly absorbed. Gives relief ut once.
Price, 80 cents at druggists or by mail.
ELY BRoTHERs,
So Warren Street, New York.
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The Reason for II.

"If cigarettes cause insanity, why
don't more young men go crazy?" asks
correspondent. That is an easy one.
Brains are q prime requisite to an at
tack Of anity. That's why more
cigarette 81 okera don't 60 to asylumsy =
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1893-01-06

We know all about the plants of the
Old World and their sober characters.
What they can do in our New World
has to be still more developed and is an
other thing.
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Rows THIsi

We offer 500 reward fT any case of catArfh
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure
!. J. CHENEY < CO., Props, Toledo, 0.
We the UNDERSIGNED have known r. j. Che
ney for the last fifteen years, and believe him
per ectly honorable IN all business transactions
and fnanc ally able TO carry out any obligations
made by their firm. WEST kTRUAX,
Wholesale Or ggtsts, T0le o, o.
WALDINti, KINNAN Il MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken interHslly, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
tire system. Price, rs cents bottle. Sold By
all druggists. Testimonials free.
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A Mammoth competitIon,

$500 In prizes for the hest seven stories what
THE IoUTH's COMPANION offered; $50 for the
best serials and 800 tor the best folk lore tales
No less than 5 stories competed for these prizes
The successful stories Just announced to appear
IN THE CoMPASIoN during 1888.
BY sending siTs at once you Will obtain the pa
per FREE 10 January and for full year. TO January
1884 Address THE YoUrH's CoMrASIoS, Boston,
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In speaking Of the solidification Of
body by cooling, Professor Dewar says
that water can be made to become solid
by the evaporation of a quarter of its
weight.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1893-01-06

A negro living near Chokee, Ga, is
the owner of hound which, he says,
attends all the religious meetings of the
negroes, stands up and tries to follow
them in the singing, and regularly goes
to the altar to be prayed for with the
rest Of the mourners.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1893-01-06

A lady of Eastbourne, England, has
just offered the sum of $3.50 to the Sea-
mems mission if the society will ap-
point reader for that town, and the
offer has been accepted. The fisher
men Of Eastbourne are all residents,
without any adinixture of nautical
strangers.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1893-01-06

Bathe in plenty of sunshine as well as
in plenty of water, and don't forget to,
dry rub morning and night. 1t viii add
years to your life and vigor.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1893-01-06

Facemaking was first done by Bar
bara Uttman about 1850, though the in
vention is claimed for an earlier date by
France and Italy.
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Your druggist does not

Your druggist does not
spread his plasters or gela-
tine-coat his pills. He knows
that such work is better done
III a factory.
Some try to make an Emul-
sion Of cod liver oil: but they
cannot make one like SCOTS
Emulsion they'll find it out
some day.
There is no secret in what
It is made of; there is a
lSnack in making it. That
knack is SCOTS Emulsion.
There is a book on CARE
Full LIVING that you ought to
read. Shall we send it? Free.
New York.
orr drupgist keeps sco,fs Emulsion oi cOd-Iiver
ell all druggists everywhere do. s..
20
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RUPrURn AND PILES Cuarp.

We positively cure rupture, piles and all rec.
tai diseases wtthoutpai or detention from bust.
ness. NO cure, no pay. Also ali Private dis
L0sey, SSs Market street, San Francisco.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1893-01-06

Rounder- shay, can you show me were Hive?
That's awri'i My wifi will introdoosh you.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1893-01-06

Sufferers from coughs. sore throat, ETC.,
should try "Bro,Un's bronchial Trochesn
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1893-01-06

not axed.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1893-01-06

The rank Ut IMPOSITION In the markets Il imi.
tatioa Limburger cheese
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1893-01-06

New Time Measurement. Count A--How loag
90 you intend to remain In MonacoY Count B.
A period Of about $1,000 marks.
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August a. !!
Flower

!" For two years / suffered terribly
with stomach trouble, and was for
all that time under treatment by a
physician. He finally, after trying
everything, said my stomach was
worn out, and that I would have to
cease eating solid food. On the rec
onmendation Of a friend I procured
q bottle Of August Flower. Itseem-
ed to do me good at once. ] gained
strength and flesh rapidly. / feel
now like q new man, and consider
that August Flower has cured me. :"
Jas. +. Dederick. Saugerties. N. We
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TxY GnaxxA for breakfast.

PED Enameline Stove POII.A: no aua.. no smell.
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arly every man who Is fool has q fnint
suspicion o. II, but In trying 20 piove that he Is
not 4 fool he gets In deeper.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-03-09
TURNING THE FLowERs.

Out In the country, where two roads met.
A cottage with open door found;
The board for the evening meal was set.
The good wife hustled busily round.
1t vas homely and plain-but oh, SO sweet
With roses and lavender freshly culled.
And there. in cradle, just at mYfe6t.
~ A beautiful babesto sleepls iuAed
/ satlne'down; With bidden rfyhtas
And sense of comfort over me stole:
Tne board though homely. was clean and
white, tasaE 81 80
Ana flowers were upon it-set IN q bowl .sDst (
Ana the good wife said unto me, her guest,
AS she twisted tho blooms in the bowl 30
brown:
II like to turn what ore freshest and best
To the side where the man of the house nit.
down"
looked at the howers-so white so red;
gazed ct the happy faced busy wife,
AND, THAT is nice idea," SAID:
Il wish VIC could carry it all through life.
For the world would be far happier place.
And many CLINT through the darkness loom,
II we turned the flowers with tactful grace
Ana showed the glory instead of the gloom. u
Mamie Power-O'Donoghue in Chamber
JOurr0 nj
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-03-09
RECREATlONS OF GREAT MEN.
Simple Diversions OF blinds Stored with
Learning.

Simple Divsrs,ons Of Minds Stored with
Learning.
The favorite recreation of Pope's leis-
ure hours was the society of painters
Nothing was more agreeable to the
poet, says Chambers Journal, than to
spend an occasional evening with his
friend Knener, who, to use the words
of Thackeray, "bragged more. spelt
worse and painted better than any Or
fist of his day" Warburton tells an
amusing anecdoto of the two friends.
Mr.. Pope was with Sir Godfrey Kneller
one day when his nephew, Guinea
trader, came in. Nephew" said Sir
Godfrey, you have the honor of seeing
the two greatest men in the world"
II don't know how great you may be, {"
said the Guinea man, ''but don't like
your looks. have often bought man
much better than both of you together,
all muscles and bones, for ten guineas."
Sir Joshua Reynolds used to amuse
himself in his last days in his house in
Leicester square with q little tame
bird, which, like the favorite spider Of
of the prisoner in the Bastille, often
served to while away a lonely hour.
But this proved a 1eeting pleasure, for
one summer morning, the window Of
the chamber being by accident left
open, the little favorite took fight,
and was irrecoverably lost, although
its master wandered for hours in the
square and neighborhood in the fruit
less endeavor TO regain it.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-03-09
What Pomps Ara.

There is clergyman who talks to the
children of his church about the dutv
of giving up the vanities of this world.
and as most of them belong to the class
that does not own winter underclothinc
this advice seems a little unnecessary.
Sunday afternoon he was, as usual, ex,
horting his hearers to sacrifice things
they did not possess and to renounce
the famous trio of the world. the flesh
and the devil. Suddenly it occurred to
him that perhaps his language was not
clear to the infant mind. sid with {.
view to finding out he said: 1--WE been
telling you of the pomps and vanjt,es
Of this life. Now want to know who
can tell me what pompa are" There
was dead silence until q boy who lisped
put up his hand and remarked:
"Pleathh, sir, pompth it'll thingth to
got water out Of"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-03-09
German
Syrup

Mr.. Albert Hartley of Hudson,
N. c., was taken with Pneumonia.
His brother had just died from it.
When he found his doctor could not
rally him he took one bottle of Ger
man Syrup and came out sound and
we'll. Mr.. S. B. Gardiner, Clerk
with Druggist J. f. Barr, Aurora,
Texas, prevented a bad attack of
pneumonia by taking German Syrup
in time. He was in the business
and knew the danger. He used the
great remedy-Boschee's German
Syrup-for lung diseases. O.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-03-09
INTERESTING FIGURES.

ABOUT 100000 telephones arc in use
In the United States.
LIEUT.. PEARY found many humble
bees and bluebottle flies within $50
miles Of the north pole.
ABOUT 10000, 900 is the estimated
cost of the proposed cable between
North America and Australasia.
The various German fraternities of
freemasons were incorporated into one
body by Jost Dotzinger in 1444.
THE average weight Of horses is /, 200
pounds and the strength of one horse is
equal, on the average, to that Of five
men.
THE United States furnish o7s, 900
freemasons and 647 All odd fellows with
lodgeroom reasons for late hours and
latch keys.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-03-09
MINNESOTA NEWS.
The Hiawatha Statue.

The public at st. Paul were permitted
to the women's auxiliary board of the
Minnesota worlds fair commission for
the statue of Hiawatha. The accepted
design was made by Jacob Fjelde Of
Minneapolis and is an effort worthy of
the artist. The sculptor brings into the
model. small as it is, a wonderful
amount of life. Hiawatha is portrayed
holding the form of Minnehaha closely
in his arms, and the balancing under
his burden and steadiness of stride
through tho imaginary ''rushing''
waters, the clasp of the arms and ex-
preston of the faces is remarkably
realistic, promising almost perfection
in the statue. The statue will be made
in plaster and placed at the entrance of
the Minnesota state building ut the
worlds fair, and afterward done in
bronze for the adornment of Mime
haha park, being SO located that it will
overlook the immorta1ized falls. The
completed statue will be of life size,
and will cost in all probability S., 600.
The base will bear an inscription ex-
planning that the school children Of
minnesota, by their penny subscrip-
tions, almost entirely paid for the mon
ument. This fund has now reached the
sum OF 81 900, and it is probable that
the state commission will contribute to
it $1,000 more. Mrs. L. p. Hunt of
Mankato has personally conducted the
work pertaining to these penny sub
scriptions, attending to the immense
labor of corresponding with the teach
ers of the 1000 schools in the state. The
rapid progress of the work is undoubt-
eddy due largely to Mrs. Hunts in
defatigable energy in its behalf. The
designs for state flag were also sub
mitted, and that made by Mrs. Amelia
Center OF Minneapolis was accepted and
awarded the first prize of $15. The de-
sign for this will not, however, be ex-
hibited for some time to come.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-03-09
THE POWER or WATER.
Constantly Wosking IL One FormS or A
other to Destroy the Land,

Constantly Woeking In One Eerns or An
other to Destroy the Land.
A southern engineer contributes an
article on Geology and tho Mississippi
Problem" to tho Engineering Magazine.
In It he says: III IF % II /;
1--WE find in water the only tireless
agent that works in the modification of
continents; and instead of being tho
great renovator of the land, as It Il
popularity conceived, it is tho great de-
stroyer. The destruction of ancient
Rome has been attributed to time. But
it was due simply to the moisture of
the atmosphere working through
chemical agencies. 1T was water, IN
visible, but penetrating even the very
stones of the wonderful city, that
caused her to crumble into ruins, and
gave to modern Rome a grade greatly
elevated above her ancient grade. But
it works not alone In the cities and
towns. There Is not hill on earth
that has not been shorn of something
Of It's altitude by this subtitle force, and
there IL not . mountain ON earth, IL not
fltfully renewed by volcanic action.
that has not been compelled to lower
its peak before this universal leveler Of
the exalted. It may be q dreadful
thought. indeed, but we do not know
absolutely that we are not dependent
on the earthquake and the volcano for
Excepting our continental habitat above
the level of the ocean; for water not
only destroys, but it has the persistency
and force to carry of to its burial place
in the sea all that it has caused to
perish. It may take long time at its
task, but, working either in its gaseous,
its liquid or its solid form, it seems To
be the most persistent thing on earth,
never perishing, and, however divided
and invisible ut times, always ready to
unto its forces for q supreme effort ut
the degradation of a continent"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-03-09
vI,et No e1uilty Man sE,c.no.,.

In 1876, when Bristow,! secretary OF
the treasury in President Grants cabi-
net, was unearthing the, frauds upon
the revenue, and instituting proceed
ings against the members OF the
''whisky ring" it was supposed from
the presidents previous intimacy with
some of the persons implicated Mat he
and his secretary were not in. full nc,
cordin the efforts made by the latter to
bring 10 justice all whoszhad. besn~en-
gagged in violation of the law. o. q
letter relating to the prosecution, July
20, 1875, the president made thefollow-
ing antogfaphic ,indorsementa pLet no
guilty man escape if It can be- 1oided
No personal consid eratsons should stand
in the way of performing a public
duty The matter tran&pired,. and the
words Let no guilty man escape" be.
came q popular cry. = Detroit Free
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-03-09
News in Brief,

A beautiful mirage was seen at
Sleepy Eye, bringing into view points
20 miles distant.
Faribault is to have a canning factory.
w. Picketts was fatally cut by Fred
Reckstein at Carlton.
Samuel Differ, a young lad of Mime
apolis, was run over by the street cars
and received fatal injuries.
Willie Nelson, an s-year-old boy of
Minneapolis, was severely scalded. The
young lad was entertaining several
playmates, and In some way one of the
youths tipped q kettle full of boiling
hot water on top of young Nelson's
head.
A messenger of the State bank of Du-
while carrying money from the Ameri-
can Exchange bank. Two women who
followed behind him were seen to pick
up the package and at once disappear.
The Minnesota mine on the Vermil-
lion in one day recently made the larg-
est hoist of ore on record in the Lake
Superior district, and probably the best
for any hard ore mine in the world, g..
sa1 tons being brought to the surface,
some of it fram q depth OF 500 feet. The
Minnesota mine now has eco, 600 tons in
its stock pile.
Charles Klemm, of Klemm, Smith &
Co., wholesale furniture dealers of Chi
cago, was found dead on the depot plat
form at Austin. Death was caused
from heart failure.
One Baxter seriously stabbed a man
named Schermahorn in a saloon quar-
rel at Randall.
Theodore II. Beaulieu, deputy United
States marshal at the White Earth In
dian reservation, is arranging for dis
play of the Indian life in Minnesota at
the worlds fair. About rs or 80 Indians
will be secured to 60 to the fair to erect
q complete Indian village, where COM
pany of Indians will live during the
fair.
viii Thomas and his father, G. A.
Thomas, of Rees1ille, were walking on
the Great Northern track at New Lon.
don, when the snow plow out from st.
Cloud overlook and ran into them, in
stantly killing the son and badly injur-
ing the father, his feet being crushed.
Mylon Secor was found dead in nude
condition near Reno, His mental facul-
ties have been impaired for some months
past.
The monthly statement Of the state
treasurer showed credit balances to the
various funds amounting to $1,692,.
722.58.
/ Charles Leroy of Omaha was killed in
St. Paul while attempting to jump from
q moving tram. He was ON his way to
Minneapolis to be married.
Martin Peterson, living near Spicer,
was accidentally shot by his son, who
was shooting at target. Two shots
entered near the eye.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-03-09

Not So Much to LOST ;, Bingo-
'When you and your wife come over
to my house tonight you had better
bring along your umbrella. It looks
like rain" Kingley-'No; I'll bring
my cane. 1t didn't cost % much as my
umbrella. Judge. IS
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-03-09
$1,000 Short.

Peter Corran, of Chippewa Falls, Wis,
claims to have been robbed of SIS, 600
while in St. Paul. Corran's story, as
related to the police, runs as follows:
Tuesday he drew this money from the
Chippewa Falls bank and started for
his camp at Moose Lake, MIMI, to pay
off his men. Wednesday he spent in
St. Paul and early in the evening he
went down to the union depot to await
the departure of the 11:15 train for Du-
luth. Telling the station master his
destination, he sat down in the waiting
room and fell asleep. When the depot
man woke him at about II o'clock, he
found that his vest had been cut and
the $4,000, which his wife had sewed in
the inner lining, had been taken. There
is no clue to the thief.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-03-09

tonic that's peculiarly adapted to theif
needs
guaranteed remedy for al tho functional
disturbances, painful disostlers, and chronic
weaknesses Of womanhood. In "female
complaints" Of every kind, periodical pains,
bearing down sensations, internal tndamma..
ton, and kindred ailments, If it ever fails
to benefit Or cure, you have your money
back
may be offered as /" Just as good" Pehapo
Il Il, for him, but It can't be, for yos.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-03-09
Forged Checks.

A young man named Geo. E. Breyer,
claiming to be from the East, undertook
to rob the merchants of Anoka by the
wholesale passing of forged checks.
His work was very bungling and was
easily detected, but not until after four
or five firms had been victimized.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-03-09

ONE dose Of Beecham's Pills relieves sick
headache In 20 minutes. For sale by all
dru1gists. Is cents box.