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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

The Tickle China Maid,
Oh, Wing Tee Wee
Was sweet Chinee,
And she lived in the town of Tao,
Her eyes were blue,
And her curling queue
Hung dangling down her back;
And she fell in love with Gay Win Sill,
When he wrote his love on laundry bill
And, oh, Tim Told
Was pirate bold,
And he sailed in Chinese junk;
And he loved (ah mel
Sweet Wing Tee Wee,
But his valiant heart had sunk
So he drowned his blues in tickle tzz
And vowed the maid would yet be his
SO bold Tim Told
Showed all his gold
TO the maid in the town of Tao,
And sweet Wing Wee
Eloped to sea,
And never moro came back;
For in far Chinee the maids are fair,
And the maids are false, as everywhere.
--Eauhelle Bazoo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

"My little boy was very bad off for two
months with diarrhpa. We used various
medicines, also called in two doctors, but
nothing did him any good until we used
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy, which gave immediate re-
lief and soon cured him. I consider it
the best medicine made and can conscien-
tously recommend it to all who need a
diarrhma or collie medicine. J. E. Hare,
Trenton, Texas. rs and SO cent bottles
for sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

Last fall I was taken with kind of
summer complaint, accompanied with a
wonderful diarrhoea. Soon after my wife's
sister, who lives with us, was taken in the
same way. We used almost everything
without benefit. Then said, let Us try
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy, which we did, and that
cured US right away. think much of it.
as it did for me what 1t was recommended
to do. John Hertzler, Bethel, Berks Co.,
Pa. 25 and so cent bottles for sale by
A. Q. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

All that honesty, experience ard skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making De Wits Little
Early Risers. The result is specific
for sick headache, billiousness and con-
stipation. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Altogether Too General.

Judge Kellen was for many years police
judge of St. Louis. An old Irish woman
named o. was often before him in con-
sequence of her too great fondness for "a
drap Of the cratur."
One Monday morning she was called up,
and the clerk read the charge:
MARY o., found drunk in the street. !"
"What plea do you want to enter, Mary~
said the judge.
"Well, yer homer" said Mary, "I'll not
be pl'adin at all to that charge, it's too GIN
eral. 1t don't say whate strate. "-Green
Rap
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
WORLDS How to economize tim

WORLDS How to economize time
FAIR. and money as to see
the Worlds fair to best advantage, is a
question that may have puzzled you.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in ad-
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
just issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. 1t contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map of Chicago, and
other information of value to sight-seers.
G. T. NICHOLSON, G. p. & T. A., A., T. & s..
F. R. R., Topeka, Kas., SANTA FIG
and ask for free copy. ROUTE.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
He-I came very near proposing to you
the other night.
She-I'm glad you didn't. I'd mss your
visits ever SO much!-Brooklyn life
A Pretty Solution.

Mr. Archly-Here is q problem! What
shall 90 about your bills? You extrava-
giant wives are sponges.
Mrs. Archly-Did you say sponges, my
dear?
Mr. Archly-Yes, sponges. Don't you
absorb all we have?
Mrs. Archly-You might get it back, you
know.
Mr.. Archly-Get it back! How?
Mrs. Archly-Well, since we are sponges,
John, you might-dont you see? You
fnight-squeeze us, John.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Amateur Tlicatricals.

I have withdrawn from ouah amateur
club, said Willie Washington.
Why?
I couldn't stand it any longah, you
know. I was cawst for villain, and Miss
Pepperton was the heroine, and she was
to say: Villain do ycuah worst!
That was easy.
Y-a-s, but Miss Pepperton wouldn't re-
peat the words. She said had already
done as bad as any one could reasonably
psct.-General Manager.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
For sale by 20. Ireland, Jr.
llusfuess Notice,

Frank Masterson has fitted up his
cabinet maker and carpenter shop, on
corner opposite Boletin Popular Office on
Water street. He is prepared to do all
kinds of upholstering, cabinet making
and general carpenter work, with neat
ness and dispatch, and solicits the public's
patronage. If you have any extra nice
or difficult work to do, give him call
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

II think, Willie," said his father, who
had been looking through the new house,
II shall give you one of the rooms at the
other end of the building"
whats the matter with this oneY" in
quired Willie anxiously.
1.-THE matter, my son." rejoined the ex-
perienced parent, his left eyelid coming
slowly down over the eye, lis that the win
dow opens out on the kitchen roof, the coal
shed is close to the kitchen, and this is the
circus season" Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
A New Cause. thousands Flock to its
Standard.


Standard.
When a new cause is presented to the
public it always excites attention. A prom
inent physician has said that la grippe,
during the last three years, has done more
to weaken the hearts of the world than
any other cause that has ever existed.
Those who have had this malady and
subsequently found themselves subject
to palpitation, short breath, irregular
pulse, wind in stomach, pain in side or
shoulder, smothering spells, fainting,
dropsy, and ETC., may feel assured they
have heart disease, which unless checked
at once, may result fatally. DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure is the only remedy that
can be relied upon to effect a cure. Sold
by A. G. Ireland jr., on guarantee. Ask
for the Doctors new book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
SOMETHING TO LOOK OUT FOR

HING TO LOOK OUT FOR
- overloaded and dis
ordered stomachs and
bowels. A long process
sion Of diseases starts
from a torpid liver. If
you want relief you will
find it in DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets.
These tiny, sugar-coat-
ed granules do you per-
mame,at good. They act
mildly and naturally and
! there's no reaction af-
, terward. Constipation,
Indigestion, Bilious At
tacks, and all derange-
ments Of the liver, stom-
\ ach and bowels, are
: prevented, relieved and
permanently cured.
They're the smallest,
\ the easiest to take, and
cheapest--for they're
guaranteed to give salts
faction or your money
is returned.
You pay only for the
good you get.
Nothing else urged
by the dealer, though
it may be better for
him to sell, can be "just
for you to buy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Would Not BE Noticed.

Applicant-Yes, madam, wish to Sc
cure board, but must inform you that |
am vegetarian madam.
Mrs. Slimdlet--Oh, that will be all right
You will not be expected to eat the meat
None of the others ever do.
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Should he Arrested, The Popular De-

Should be Arrested, The Popular DE.
mand.
Who? What should be arrested? All
excessive nervousness, dyspepsia, head
ache, dizziness, sleeplessness, neuralgia
nervous debility, dullness, confusion OF
mind, nervous prostration, and ETC.
They should be arrested, or, stopped, be-
fore they develop into condition that
can but result fatally. For this purpose
no remedy equals DR.. Miles Restorative
Nervine the discovery of the renowned
specialist, whose remedies are the
wonder of the civilized world. Nervine
is sold by A. G. Ireland jr, on positive
guarantee. Ask for his book free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
The Only Kind.

Tagleigh-Dr. Druggem is quite q
linguist. He tells me he has learned all
his languages from his patients.
Wagleigh-Is that SO? Then they must
be dead languages.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Letter List.

List of letters remaining uncalled for
in the postoffice at Santa Fe, New Mexico,
for the week ending July 1, 1898.
Ii not called for within two weeks will be
sent to the dead letter Office at Washing
ton.
Aires, Ortiz Juan Martinez, Marcelino
Army, Mrs NC Noel, Rudolpho
Coris, Conception Ortega, Manuleto
Fox, James Ortega, Lorenzo
Comes, Ales Reynolds, H d
Gustison, II G Segil, H
Hall, A l. Smith, P G (2)
Hunt, B Smith, Mrs
Lorano, Toribio Stotes, Thos
Lucero, Julian Stevens, Mrs d
Macs, Dionicia Valdez, Felipe
Macs, Getoditos Varele, G
Wright, j X
In calling please say advertised and
give the date.
j. WELTMER,
Postmaster.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
The Daily Nov Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
"A Careless Servant.

siMaster-How is this, Bridget? My cof-
fee to-day is much stronger than it is
usually.
Servant Girl--Oh, please, sir, I've made
mistake. gave you the wrong cup.
That is my coffee.-Schalk.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Well Recommended.

Maude speaking of her finance)-I
don't believe any other young man living
has such tender way of making love as
Tom.
Kate-Yes; that's. what always used to
think when he was engaged to me.
--Somerville Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Providing For the Future.

Mrs. Benedict-Just see this lovely stuff
I bought of peddler to clean windows
with.
Mr.. Benedict What did you pay for ita
Mrs. Benedict-He let me have two cakes
for quarter, and besides be guaranteed
that one cake would last lifetime. Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
He Is Older. Too,

Bertha-What do you find lovaebl abou
that little girl?
Lillian-Nothing absolutely nothing.
Bertha-Then why did you kiss her SO
affectionately?
Lillian-Sh! You ought to see her
handsome Chicago Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Wholesale.

PRODIGY hear that you have been get
ting married.
Tooker-Yes.
Prodley-Whom did you marry?
Tooker-Milly Mildmay, her mother, her
stepfather and two maiden aunts.-Tit-
Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Miles, Nerve * Liver Pills,

Act on new principle--rcgulatin,g the
liver, stomach and bowels through Ihe
nerves: A now discovery. Dr. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, had tase'
torpid liver, piles, constipation un,
equaled for men, woman, children 'smali
est mildest, surest, SO doses 20 cts. sam
Piles Free, at A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

All the talk In the world will not con-
vince you so quickly as one trial of De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve for scalds,
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
A Work of Time,

Mr.. McSwat-Have you packed your
trunk yet, Lobelia?
Mrs. McSwat-Not yet.
Mr.. McSwat Cooking at his watch) -Then
you haven't any time to lose. The train
leaves in exactly Sc hours. Chicago Trib-
rne
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

Why do you endure the agony of dys-
pepsia? Simmons Liver Regulator will
always cure you.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Two ola Kind.

Miss Modestee-Sir, my face is my TO,
tune.
The Chicago Hummelshine, here.
Club.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
A Hero.

where are you running to so fast,
Chollyf"
Miss Giggler has fallen into the wivah,
and I'm winning for help."-New York
Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

Puffanblow-Confo that thermonl.
eter!
Gus de Smith-Don't swear at the ther-
mometer. 1t feels the heat as much as vol,
do.-Texas Siftings
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
The Safe Plan.

Travelling Mana chop and cup of
coffee, quick. My train leaves in twenty
minutes.
Waiter-Yes, sab; rs cents, sab.
Do you want your pay in advance?
Yes, sab. You may be gone before it's
cooked, sab.
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
TOmmy's Understanding.

TOmMy'S UnUtFHtHnUIHR.
TOMMY know now what the minister
means when he speaks of the lay men,
bers.
Mother--Well, what does he mean?
TOMMY heard him tell pa that there
were a lot of tiresome old hens in his
congregation.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

For cut, bruise, burn or scald, there is
nothing equal to Chamberlain's Pain
Balm. 1t heals the parts more quickly
than any other application, and unless the
injury is very severe, no scar is left. For
sale by A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

Little vegetable health producers: De
Wits Little Early Risers cure malarious
disorders and regulate the stomach and
bowels, which prevents headache and
dizziness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

sicares Away the Hungry.
Why no one boards with her at all
Her basement dining room will show
Where hangs the motto on the wall,
"Man wants but little here below"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

Simmons Liver Regulator is medicine
endorsed and used by physicians and
| druppists
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is a misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
A Thoughtful Servant.

Master-You were shamfully intoxica-
ted last night, John. Just think, if any
one were to find you in that condition in
tho street!
Servant--You needn't be uneasy on
that account, sir, because always make
q point to carry one of your visiting
cards with me wherever I go.-Paris
Figaro.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Couldn't Afford It.

"Why don't you sue him for the debit"
II don't care SO much for myself, but !
hate to take the bread out Of my family's
mouth. "--Detroit Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
A Baby's Feet and Hands.

A baby's feet, like sea shall pink,
Might tempt, should heaven see meet,
An angels lips to kiss, we think,
A baby's feet.
No rosebuds yet by dawn impearled
Match, even in loveliest hands,
The sweetest flowers in all the world
A baby's hands.
--Algernon Charles Swinburne.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Yes, sab; rs cents, sab

We could not improve the quality if
paid double the price. De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve is the best Salve that ex-
perience can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

If you have over-indulged in eating or
drinking take dose of Simmons Liver
Revulntor
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

Our word describes it-"perfection.
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Salve
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is a we'll known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Encouraging.

"Hope springs eternal in the human
breast"
Maids unwed here may wed by going
Mast.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Yet l wanted that one kiss so!

When think Of it,, sweet, my heart grows
drear
And is filled with vain regret,
For the sweetest of all your kisses, dear,
Was the kiss that didn't get!
Richard Stilman Powell.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
Ky the Champion I.lloir.

A young woman who sang in the choir
Fell asleep, then awoke screaming fhoir
The committee it met,
The opinions were set,
And now new singer they'll hoir.
Boston Courier.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

Simmons Liver Regulator is my only
family medicine.--Rev. j. M. Rollins
Fairfield, Va.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
A Proud Father.

Forrester-What's the matter with
Joness He never speaks to anybody now.
Lancaster-Of course not. Their new
baby weighed fifteen pounds.-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
A Paradox

l asked for kiss when our love was new,
And you coyly answered me "No!"
/ have kissed you often since then, tits
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

And those unhappy welded in the East
By going west may also be released.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
A Mean Man,

I hate hunting with Dawson; he's so
parsimonious.
How so?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
TAEag
ATTRACTIONS HISTORIC AND MODERN.

~ OF Mineral Fruitful Orchards ohoe isesenrco
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
yHAZ ANNUAL EEAH,
YEAR. ANNUAL xEAg. !

The annual monthly value, will show sAa
distribution Of Temperature through thu
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10
A Vast Difference.

The Unmarried One-Jack is not rich;
but, then, one in moderate circumstances
can be happy Don't you think so?
The Married One-Yes, but not two,
doar-Iife
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-10

He never shoots second bird until he
has extracted all the shot from the first
to use over again.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1893-02-07

tacle is known to every traveller on the Lacka-
wanna. Two of Stanhope's citizens have con-
tracted for the removal of sections at the rate
of four cents per stump, and the cutter gets the
wood. Tho work can only be prosecuted when
the lake is frozen, and it is calculated that 1000
or !, 1000 will he removed this Winter.
Large shipments of cranberries are being
made from the vicinity of Mays Landing.
Asbury Parkrwants the annual meeting of the
League of American Wheelmen in 1894. and is
trying hard to secure it. The Athletic Associa-
ton and the Asbury Park Wheeimen are inter-
ested in the movement.
Unless she is allowed to vote, Mrs, Abigail
Ashbrook Of Burlington will decline to pay her
taxes. Mrs, Ashbrook is the widow of the late
Rev. Mr.. Ashbrook and is well TO do. She has
always held that taxation without representa-
ton was unjust, and gave It out that she pro
poses to vote or Pay no taxes. When election
day arrived Mrs. Ashbrook was at the polls With
an official ballot, but she was not allowed to de-
post il. Collector Bishop called for her tax a
few days ago, but she steadfastly stuck to heI
purpose and the assessment is still unpaid.
An ordinance is pending before Ocean City
Councils, aud has already passed second read
ng, in regard to surf bathing. 1t makes it UNI
lawful 10 battle after eight A. N. on Sundays.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1893-02-07
Highest of all in Leavening Power-Latest I. S. Govt Report
R3h q! BskIRg
ABSOLUTELY PURE
ABSOLUTELY PURE
IS LIFE WORTH LIVING?

-
The Rev. Mr.. Trimmer Lectures to New
Workers ON the rob!e of Existence
The Rev. John b. Trimmer, the assis-
tant pastor of st. Johns Free Church,
this city, last night delivered a lecture on
SIS Life Worth Living?" in Institute
Hall of the Society of American institute
Of Phrenology, New York City. The at
tendance was large and followed the
speaker with interest, and af tefward dis
cusseG the subject.
Mr.. Trimmer said in part: "The ques-
ton before US IS the question of the ages.
Job asked it. The schoolmen speculated
about 1t; philosophers have pondered
over it and t~heologlans have discussed 1t.
Most If us have been called upon to dis
cuss it for ourselves; even the tramp has
it under consideration. Everything in
America drifts into politics not excepting
the cholera or the question before us.
This question has ever been in the air.
There are Two general estimates of life.
One is that 1t is a bauble. the other, that
it is the theatre o: power and glory. The
latter was Napoieon's estimate"
The low distorted views of life were
next spoken OF. "'Tis true, tits pity, and
pity It's tits true" commenced the
speaker. He then discussed the general
reasons for some answering this question
IN Un6 negatives rlfst, ne SalQ, Inc
pessimistic writers Of the past and pres
ent are much to blame in this matter.
Brothers of the Shadow they have been
called. Such writers as Lucretius, Hart
man and S~hopenhauer spent their lives
trying 10 prove that life doesn't pay; that
the anne is not worth the candle.
Second, many of the so-called religious
contributed to build up the same gloomy
sentiment. They taught that life was an
evil to be endured. Third, many Of u
Byron whose laughter is sadder than
their tears. Goethe in Faust taught the
same gloomy doctrine"
Mr.. Trimmer then spoke of the per-
sonal reasons. Disappointment was one.
IL was the whine of Il disappointed man.
Melancholy was another. The third WAS
unbelief. In discussing the conditional
aspect of the question, Mr.. Thinner
said, "It depends upon circumstances"
This brought out the humorous side of
the subject. Then the, positive side was
emphasized. ~"Phrenology," the speaker
commended. asserts that life Is worth liv-
ing. The holy oracles declare it.. The
present hour proves IL. If life was worth
living IN Noah's time, how much more at
the presents? But it requires faith to ac-
cept and solve the problems of life. We
must also feel the moral grandeur OF life;
we must also take In both worlds"
The lecturer closed the discussion by
reciGing a quaint old Norsland myth
which tells how those who accomplished
nothing fell from the bridge which spans
the Milky Way, while those who left a
helpful record behind were helped over
by the wind gods.