The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-30
Dr.. H. E. BENNETT.
126 n. Main St, Wichita, KS.
"a LITTLE NONSENSE"

our COOK Is very handsome girl.
'She is. She mashes the potatoes b.
smiling at them. Journal
briggs is man who, fancy, pay
as he goes" '.No you're mistaken, h,
goes because he never pays" -Intel
Ocean.
What did Daddy say when h,
heard that it was triplets?" "He said
This is too, too much. '"-Indianapoli
Journal.
Willie kept was once strongly
tempted to blow out my bwains
Ethel Knox-"Did you do it?'-Brook
lyn Life.
willie never does a stroke of work
but his parents seem to think the world
of him. Eyes. He's the family idle. >
Washington Star.
-Hicks-'Smeddle always speaks
well of everybody" Wicks - ''Mere
matter of ha bit. He worked at cutting
out tombstone epitaphs for several
years Boston Transcript.
You may speak," said fond moth.
er, about people having strength OF
mind; but when it comes to strength OF
don't mind. my son William surpasses
any one ever knew. Tit Bits.
She was fair Yale devotee and he
was handsome Harvard senior 81 am
true Bluew she exclaimed 'You can't
convert me- MAY l try?" he asked.
''Oh, yes" she replied disparagingly,
you may try II love you" he said.
And she blushed Crimson.-Vogue.
-He-"Carrie, you know l have long
thought good deal OF you. Let us
marry. What do you say?" She
''This is not SO sudden as 1 could wish,
nor SO unexpected as l might desire,
but | think we may as well call it a
bargain. But enough of that. Go on
with your story about the Rittenrat-
ters new house. boston Transcript
-Foggins, Sr.-"My son, you know
that of all things l hate a falsehood.
And you, sir, have had the face to tell
me it was a quarter of twelve when
you came home last night, when / my
self heard the clock strike three as you
entered. What can YOU say for your
self?' Foggins, Jr.-'Figures may lie,
but l am truth itself, and if my mem
DRY fails me not / have always been
taught, even by you, that three is
quarter of twelve. columbia Specta-
tor.
Playing with Her Eyes.-Uncle Zeb
-'Fm out of all patience with that
there princess, the way she's abusing
her beautiful eyes, She don't deserve
to have none" Aunt Amanda-"What's
she been doing now?" Uncle Zeb-"I
was just readin' about her being out to
the fair, and it said that the first thing
she did was to throw her eyes up to
the ceiling and then let them drop on
the floor; then she darted them down a
long corridor and rested them on the
cool waters of the lagoon; then she
must have hauled them back somehow,
for it says she bathed them in sad, salt
tears, wiped them, and swept them with
long lashes. Once she was fool enough
to rivet them on the dome, and when l
left off she was fixing them on a man
tel"-Westfield Standard.
Frogs, whether blind or not, be-
come dark green or black if they are
kept in dark vessel in sparingly-
lighted room; but when larger
branch with green leaves is introduced
into the vessel, they all recover their
bright green color. whether blind or
not In some way unknown the re-
f1ected green light acts either upon the
nerves of the skin, or-what seems
more proba BILE, if Steinach's expert
ments are taken into account-directly
upon the pigment cells. Moreover, the
sensations derived from the toes have
also an influence upon the changes of
color. When the bottom of the vessel
IS covered with felt or with thin
wire net, the frogs also become black,
their green color when a
green branch is introduced into the
vessel.
An old New York bachelor who
lives in boarding house in Twenty
first street, near Broadway, likes eggs,
likes them fresh, and wants them
cooked just right. Therefore he buys
them of fancier at 81. % per dozen and
keeps them locked in a drawer of his
iressing case. He takes out two each
puts private ink marks on
hem, and hands them, together with
MS watch and thermometer, to the
.ook. Then he seats himself at the
breakfast table and reads until the
eggs are served, not broken, but in the
she'll. so that he may identify them as
he same he brought down stairs If
I'll is to his liking he is bright ard
,heery both in business and socially for
the rest of the day. But let the pro-
,ess of getting those eggs past his pal
ate halt or fail in any of the details he
has prescribed and nothing can soothe
hin.