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The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17
The Rn,nI Palace OF .sp,In.

The Spanish ezcurial is built in the
shape of gridiron. The buildings
form parallelogram $40 by $50 feet,
and at each angle is a tower 2)0 feet
high. There are three large churches
in the inclosure, one containing the
tombs of most OF the Spanish kings
and Queens
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17
Do You Wish
the Finest Bread
and Cake?

1t is conceded that the Royal Baking Powder is
the purest and strongest of all the baking powders
The purest baking powder makes the finest, sweet
est most delicious food. The strongest baking pow
der makes the lightest food.
That baking powder which is both purest and
strongest makes the most digestible and wholesome
food.
Why should not every housekeeper avail herself
of the baking powder which will give her the best
food with the least trouble?
Avoid all baking powders sold with gift
or prize, or at lower price than the Royal,
they invariably contain alum, lime or sui
phurc acid, and render the food unwholesome
Certain protection from alum baking powders can
be had by declining to accept any substitute tor the
Royal, which is absolutely pure.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

Arc not more widely distinct ihln the stand
ard tonic stlmulant and Alternative, Hostel
tcrs Stomach Bitters. and the cheap and hrcy
local bil.ers which INSCRIPTIONS vendors folst
upon the unwary mcdicatei pre- ar@liuns
with remedial properties. Tne latter are usu-
ally com .osed In the main of half reciined III
oohultc cxcitants with some wrctched drug
combined to Disguise their real hLvor and are
perfectly ruinols to the coats OF the stomach.
Ho,tcttcr's Stomach Bitters, on the contrary.
has for its basis choice spirits OF absolut'
purity, AID this is modified and 'ombintd with
medicinal extracts Of rare excellence and bo-
tani. origin which 10th iuvigora te and regulate
the bowels stomach and liver. Tncy effect a
radical change in the d.sordercd physical
ecogomy. which is manifested by speedy im'
provement in the general health
How frankly the girl of sixteen admits that
she is an old maid
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

When man considers how easy he finds 1t
To lend money, he cannot help wondering
sometimes that he finds 1t so hard to get any
body else to lend money to him.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

The hills change, the woods change, almost
the entire face of nature changes; nothing
seems stable and immutahle except the rivers,
which are continually running away.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

The iireproof BANCROFT HOTEL, Calu-
met Ave. and Goth St, Chicago, 244 large
rooms Is the place for you TO stop. Rates one
dollar. Meals 80 cent. Near Worlds Fair
grounds Write for circulars to reserve rooms.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

When you hear 4 man give pound after
pound to door you may be sure he is trying
To lcs,en his walt
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

When you take Your fishing tackle to
dried-up river bed, its carrying the thing TO
an py-strcam.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

VINO SUFFERS with his liver, constipation,
bilious Ills, poor blood or dizziness-takc
Becchamis Pills. OF druggists. 20 cents.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

The scissors grinder is the only man who
Invariably finds things dull.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17
The summer Tnnr.

The mills of the gods grind slowly enough,
but they keep up continual grind
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

The height of folly-fve feet three inche.
without her bonnet on.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

I Cure IOnNt1pHtInn hHV HYHp"pHIh.
DR. Shops Restorative Nerve PHI sent Tree
with Medical Book 10 prove merit, for &c stamp.
Druggists ,2hc. DIR. Snoor Ilox w. .,ltAcine WIS
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

It is much safer 10 walk IN tho path OF a
cyclone before 1t Is made than while II Is be-
inv made
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

EITS-Au Nts STOPPED FREE u. HR. kLiNFe sku
sfuyt NysIoRFl n. TT .f'sr rrst days u'H Mar
,eou, cure, Treatise 90 trial bgtu- IRE. 10 ~
.a.e. send to Or Kline. gIi RIB 81. ihilAdrlphia -
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17
Ir,he Baby !. Cutting Teeth.

What darling world it would he II every
body were us polite a. the candidate!
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

Could man who became intoxicated on
acrated beverages be said to be air tightt
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

of the Michigan Central, "Thc Niagara Falls
Route" are unrivallcd In their variety pic
turcsQuenezs and comfJrt. embracing the best
routes TO Pctoskcy, ldackinac Island and
Michigan Resorts, Niagara Falls, Thousand
Island, and the II, Lawrence River. the
Adroudacks. Green aud White Mountains,
Canadian Lakes and the New England Sea
Coast.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

"Hanssn's Magic Corn salvs."
Warranted to cure. or money refunded. All
ysuf aFoSEtst for II Price Is conta-
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

The average farmers boy leaves no stone
unturned, except the grindstone,
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

Gcn'l Pass. & Tkt AZ cuIcAoo.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

A philosopher has observed that very
II is green youths who paint the town red.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

BE sure mud that old and woii-iricd remedy, Ma
yIs.Low's sooTHisG srHrr for children TeethiDg
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17
STATE OF ONO, CITY OF ToLEpo. ss
IInAS CnnNIY. =

1-V'As OoU-Sr''
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he is
tho senior partner Of the firm II F. j. CHENEY
d Co. doing business In the City Of Toledo
County and Stale aforesaid. and that said firm
viii ply the sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH
CORE.
FRANK j.. CHENEY.
Sworn To before me and subscribed in my
pr scnce this q day of December, A. d. lSsG.
A. W. GLEASON
st"' Notary Public.
,Ial's Cuarrh Cure is taken Internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. Send for testimonials. free.
+. }. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo. @
lIy-So!d by DRUGGISTS, 15c.
Never give your seat 10 a lady unless she ii
young and pretty.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

THE st. JAMES. DENVER
UNDER MAHER h CLkRNS H,nNys u.nt the
above hotel Is bscouiay tn, most pop ilhr hots 10
Denver, and tho h..i Il,rsors TOR Stn' psopl'.
Rates t!.5O to G-Sl per day.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17
CALLAWAY G. PARKINSON oH1SA HI

120-ls 18th St., Lawrence. Queen .wnre
Glassware. Baby Carriage ,Refrgerators Hotel AMI
bar supplies Sterling Worlds Fair Souven Spoon,
Gold Bowl, worth I5 cents give away with every
purchase OF SOD or more. Come and sec u.s.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17
The North Pole and Equator

Little dogs bark the most because that
all they can do.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

GROCERIES, A. A,,,v WHOLESALE 4 (, LES r.: rR!o .s
cent STAR GRO ERY, 2I09ii Larimer Street
lK-Seni this RiNt. with Nnur n-lle-.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

HARNESS LOWEST PRICES IN COLO.
III a IN iN'N milo. Harnr9s and Saddles
lMt,llGna fr.-L ElEn VII .II.i-I.. III Iarlin.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

NATION AELEoRAfn COLI GE.
" Il ION y IL IN ~ Barth Block.
MEIrT. y GrARANTEE OF i TIArIDN.
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

HARDWARE. THd2S T65Is I MsrFPsLAEhs' sfPFLfEs'
J. n. Mlnl.E-. SOAs. Ei.Lnnntl nnl MAzan. hI..
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17

@0IMrIMc OF EVERY DESCRIPTION
HNlN IINS THE SMITH-BROOkS CO.
WHITE US. 1896 AR.rA-oe ST.. DENVER
The Meeker herald., 1893-06-17
BEWARE OF PAINT

DR. ENOS olns,,. eai Aria ,ill Eyes.
Cor cor. ld,h nf-s0S ur'i.. EYE AND EAR
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-09-19
Cheap Rates to Birmingham.

On account of the ExConfederate
National Reunion, at Birmingham,
Ala, October, End and Bird, the scot.
ton Belt Route will sell tickets,
September 29'h and Both, from all
stations at the lowest one way fare
for the round trip, open to everybody,
good to return until October 18th,
Elegant Chair Cars from FIT. Worth,
Waco and other roiHts.
See that you ticket reads via the
"Cotton Belt as all lines will sell
them via that route. Write your
friends coming to Texas, to take the
Gotten Belt Route" the only
through car line between Texas and
the Southeast.
S. G. WARNER,
G. P. A. Tyler, Tex.
A A Gibson,
T. P. A. Fit. Worth, TIE K
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-09-19

AN ORDIN NANCE
Requiring Scavengers to Perform
their Duties Between the Hours

Requiring Scavengers to Perform
their Duties Between the Hours
or 10 p, m. and 4 a. IN.
Belt ordained by the city council of
the city of Waco.
Section l. That it shall be the dut,
OF scavengers, and persons engaged
in scav enger work, to perform such
work between the hours of 10 %. m
and a. m, and it shall be unlawful
for such persons to do such work al
any time except as herein allowed.
Sec =. Any person violating any
provision of this ordinance shall be
deemed guilty of a misdemeanor and
on conviction shall be punished by a
fine of not less than five nor more
than one hundred dollars.
Passed September l4th, A ID, 1898.
Approved
c. G. McCuLLocH, Mayor.
Attest: w. C. COOPER,
City Secretary.
BY r. W. JABLoNowsKI Deputy.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-09-19
NO Experiment.

In reaching Austin, San Marcos,
San Antonio, etc., via international
and Great Northern railroad, Two
daily trains each way. Insist upon
your ticket reading via Hearne OF
Taylor and the international and
Great Northern railroad. Perfect
roadbed, magnificent equipment.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-09-19
DENTISTS.
PERSONAL.

Mr.. NJ. l.. McAshan, of Houston,
is at the Pacific.
Mr.. James r. Stevens, Jr., with
the Hagey Institute at Huntsville,
Ala, is in the city.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-09-19
WACO ART CLASS.

At 10 O'ctOck, m, ererU Tuesday,
Thursday and Friday, Under the dfreo
tiOn of Mons. deGtssac. Regular techntcat
tuhton In every branch. Good and com
Portable Studio.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-09-19
AT COST.

AT COST.
All hats, bonnets and
frames at actual cost and
trimmings at great y re-
duced prices. Summer
corsets, hair goods and
wigs of every description.
The Sylvan toilet goods.
Hair dressing BY Mrs.
Gibson.
MRS u. j. DOSS.
400X Austin St, near Fourth.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-09-19
!. r. BALDWIN, M. .,

RUPTURE AND RECTAL SPECIALIST.
OFICE-PRO BUILDING.
Rooms SO, 90, ~.
hESID IN North mn street.
Office Hours ito ~ 4. N,
ESQ to 3 = W.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27
Do You Knowf

Do you know you can drive nails
in hard wood without bending them,
if you dip them into lard?
That corks warmed in oil make
excellent substitutes for glass stop
pers?
That lump of camphor IN your
clothes-press will keep steel orns-
ments from tarnishing2
That bread lcrumbs cleanse silk
Lgownsp
That milk, applied once week
with a soft cloth, freshens and
preserves boots and shoes?
That gloves can be cleansed at
home by rubbing with ga.oleneP
That weak spots in a black silk
waist may be strengthened by
sticking" court-plaster under
neaths
That tooth-powder is an excellent
cleanser for fine filigree jewelryp
That a little vaseline, rubbed in
once a day will keep the hands from
chafng?
That gum arabic and gum traga-
canth, in equal parts, dissolved in
hot water, make the best and most
convenient mucilage you can keep
in the house?
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27

A young woman of my acquaint-
ance, an exceedingly young woman,
received an offer few weeks ago,
while on a summer sojourn in New
England, of country school if she
would venture to teach it. She
ought perhaps to have been in
school herself but she accepted the
offer. In New England county
schools the pupils vary in age
from three to twenty or more.
Our young woman found that her
smallest was a tow-headed young
ster of four years. The quiet Of
long days afternoon was disturb
ed by this young fellow. He Jump
ed up in the middle of the first ge-
ography class and screamed:
my God, teacher, there's spi-
der on my desk, Come kill him,
quick"
And Of such are New England g
brainy statesmen made.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27
Her First Want,

A woman dropped into a Chicago
newspaper Office. She was bright
and clever, but absolutely penni.
less. She stated her case plainly
She had been lying i'll in hotel
for six weeks, with no money to
employ a doctor, and only the
sparse care that an overworked
chambermaid was able to give her.
Would the editor help herp He
would. He gave her subject for
a special, advanced money on it out
of his own pocket and said: "Now,
my girl, you'd better go and see a
doctor right off," "Oh, no." she
said, II must have a winter hat
first. Chicago Letter.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27
Willing to Prove It.

The coach was being driven up q
steep mountain side and on one side
the cliff ran straight down for one
hundred feet. A youth seated on
the back seat next to a loquacious
damsel of a certain age was in a
state of misery. The one being he
loved most in the world was in the
front with his hated rival, and moth
ing could dispel his gloom.
"Oh, Mr.. Foster" Uttered the
young woman next him, breaking in
upon his meditations, suppose this
coach should upset or l should fall
out-would you try to save mep"
"Why, of course" was the reply,
certainly, to be sure"
would you, reallyp" she asked.
"Now tell me exactly how"
"O-I-eh-" began the young
man, intent upon other things.
"Why, L"
"Oh, Mr.. Foster" sighed the fair
one. "You don't really know what
you'd do"
"Well," he answered, thoroughly
aroused, ''if you doubt me, why, I'll
show you just what"
"How can you show meP" she
whispered. "Can you truly give
me some proof?"
"Yes," he returned. "All you
have to do is to proceed to tumble
out--and I'll prove the rest to
everybody satisfaction. ."-Harper's
Bazaar.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27
No Catch There.

"Chicago is queer town." re-
marked Detroit lawyer who had
been out there during the fair.
"How?" inquired a listener.
I'm it's views of law and the en-
forcement thereof. During my
visit there, a man stole five hundred
dollars in cash and though there
were at least fifty people to testify
against him and plenty of lawyers
to prosecute him, I'll be blamed if
he didn't get off scot Free"
"Aw, come off," expostulated the
listener, "there's some catch to
that"
mo, there isn't, or wasn't" pro-
tested the narrator; "they couldn't
catch him in the crowd and he es-
capped. ep"-Exchange.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27
WHOLE NO. 1853.

in our Province, and are excellent
food for fowls, making the hens lay
well, and keeping the poultry, young
and old jim good health. II would be
we'll to reserve for a sunhower crop
next season half an acre on every
farm where fairly large numbers are
kept. Half a ton of seed can be
raised on a piece of this size,
while the sunAower leaves will do
well for fodder, and the dried stocks
for fire kindling. Sunfowers grow
especially well on land cleared by
fire, on ground that has wood ashes
scattered freely over the surface.
The large Russian variety is the
best and most productive"
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27
Getting it of his Mind.

Nov, John, she said, persuasive
ly, "you will try to do those few err
rands for me when you get down
town."
"Yes, indeed" he replied.
Don't put them of"
mo. make it a rule now,
when promise to do ANYTHING for
you TO get it of my mind as soon as
possible"
"Yes," she answered, with a
gentleness that relieved the sar-
casm, "you do; by forgetting it,
Washington Star.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27
For Over Fifty Years

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over fifty years by millions of
mothers for their children while teethlng,
with perfect success. 1t soothes the child,
softens the gums, allays all pain, cures
wind collie, and is the best remedy for
Diarrhoea. 1t will relieve the poor little
sufferer Immediately. Sold by Druggists
In every part Of the world. Twenty -flve
cents bottle. Be sure and ask for "Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and take no
other kind. 1857
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27
A Herald of the Infant Year.

Clip the last thirty years or more from the oen-
tury, and the segment will represent the term Of
the unbounded popularity of Hoststter's Stomach
Bittsrs. The opening Of the year 1894 will be
signalxed by the appearance Of fresh Almanac Of
the Bitters, In which the uses, derivation and
set forth. Every body should read 1t. The calen-
dsr and astronomical calculations In be found In
this brochure are always astonishiDgly accurate.
and the statistics, illustrations humor and other
reading matter rich in interest and full Of profit
The Hostetter Company, Of Pittsburgh, Pa, pub
lish II themselves. They employ more than sixty
hands In the mechanical work, and more than
eleven months In the year arc consumed in its pre-
paration. 1t can be obtained, without cost Of all
druggists and country dealers, and 10 printed In
English, German, French, Welsh, Norwegian,
SMediah; Holland. BohemiAn and Spaninh.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27
Some Famous Landslips.

vulsions to which the earth's crust
is subject, to that terrible cataclysm
of nature, the earthquake itself, the
landslip, although happily often
but a very minor affair indeed, in
volving but the displacement of a
few tons of loosened soil, occasion
ally assumes far greater and more
forbidden proportions, causing, as
in recent instance within our own
shores, deplorable destruction to
land and property and sometimes
even terrible loss of human life.
The severity of these disasters is
naturally greatest in the most
mountainous countries, where the
decay of the rocks or excessive sat-
uration of the soil by rain loosens
whole tracts of land, and launches
the overwhelming mass with ire
sistable force upon the valleys be-
low. Thus, in the year 1905, the
greater part of the Rossberg Noun
tain, behind the Rigi, slipped down
without preliminary warning, bur-
rying whole hamlets and villages
in it's fall, and causing the death
as was afterwards ascertained--of
over eight hundred inhabitants.
In 1889, at Lyme Regis, Dorset,
strip of chalk cliff, three quarters
of a mile long, slid forward on to
the beach, carrying whole fields,
houses, and trees with it. Another
landslip, attended with grert loss of
life, occurred in 1880 at Naini, in
the Himalayas, when some thirty
valuable British lives including sew
eral officers, were lost, and nearly
two hundred natives perished.
Again, in the following year, by
landslip near Canton, one hundred
and fifty persons were killed.
As an instance of the extraordin-
ary smoothness with which these
great masses of detached land travel,
may be mentioned a landslip that
happened some years ago near Leb-
anon, New Hampshire. A number
of farm hands were disturbed at
supper by the sound of sudden
discharge of firearms, followed by
sudden jerk, and then the whole
house seemed to be moving. Look
ing out of the windows they could
see-forit was clear, starry night
the boughs of trees in the distance
passing rapidly by, as if on rail-
road journey.
This went on for some minutes,
when a violent jerk threw them off
their feet, and on running out they
found that though the farm had
still the same trees and outbuildings
about it, it no longer stood in the
same locality, but had been project
ed boldly upon the lands of another
owner lower down the valley.
And this offers what is perhaps
the only humorous aspect of land
slips. Countless have been the leg
al actions brought by proprietors
whose lands have suddenly shifted
on other peoples property, or by
landlords whose real estate has been
swamped by the fields of other men.
In Florida and some other States
what are called "sinks" are of fire.
quent occurance, whole areas of
land suddenly falling in, without
warning, save occasionally for
little crack or two. These are US
ually to be accounted for by the
presence of underground caves or
subterranean rivers.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27
A Surgical Operation.

For the cure of Piles Is always painful.
often dangerous and useless, and invari-
ably expensive; on the other hand there Is
new, certain cure, perfectly painless,
gives instant relief and permanent cure
and costs but trife. II is the Pyramid
Pile Cure. It Is more certain cure than
q surgical operation, without any of the
intense pain, expense and danger of an
operation. Any druggist will get 1t for
you.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27
The Very Prettiest.

"Do you know" he said to he
softly, as she surveyed herself in q
brand new attire, "the very pret-
tiest thing in woman's wearp"
"What do you know about wom-
ans wear2" she asked smiling, sex
cept to pay for itP"
"Oh, | know the prettieSt thing
in it," he persisted.
"What is itp"
"The woman" he said, and she
didn't even ask him what woman.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27
II ia Strange

That people suffering from Piles viii
endure them for years or submit to dan.
gerous, painful, cruel and expensive
surgical operations. when all the time
there Is painless, certain, lasting cure,
which gives instant relief and costs but q
trife. 1t is called the Pyramid Pile Cure
and can be found at all drug stores. Any
druggist will get It for you II you ask
him.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27

Practical father-"Has that
young man who wants to marry
you any money!" Romantic miss
Money! He gave me cluster
diamond ring studded with pearls. '
Practical father-"Yes, | know
Has he any money leftp"-New
York Weely.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27

He-"I will never marry girl
who knows more than | do"
She-"Indeed! So you propose
to remain batchelor?" ?"-Munsey's
Magazine.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27

"How do you know when the
first of the month comes aroundf
You say you have no calendar
mo, but | have a tailor. HARLEM
Life.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27

Young man-"Tommy, you are
such a nice little boy!" Tommy
mo use talking that way to me
Mr.. Deadgone. Sis already has a
fellow.-Truth.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27
MICHIGAN CENTRAL
"7he Niagara Falls Route"
Time Card in Effect.

.Daiiy. All other trains Daily except Sunday.
Psrior car on day trains and sleeping cars on
night trains
The direct line 10 Niagara Falls, Buffalo, New
York, Boston, Detroit, Toledo, Chicago, and all
points In the United States and Canada.
Through tickets 10 all points In the United States
and Canada.
WHITING. Ticket Agent.
o.w. RUGGLE5. q. p. a T. Agt.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27

A man can't turn round in Cen
trail America without making rev.
olution.- New York World.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27

Father-"Well, young man,
understand, then, that you love my
daughter?" Nervous youth
"N-n-n-no, sir. | wish to marry
her."-New York Herald.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27

"Thickhed's ignorance has got
him into a box at last" HAS, eh
What kind of a box?" Jury box
Buffalo Courier.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27

In the Consulting room-Doctor
Excuse me, which of you gem
tlemen has been waiting the long,
estp" Tailor--"I believe I have.
II is more than year since you or
dered a suit of clothes and got it, but
you haven't paid me yet. Stock
holms Tidningen.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27

Thepolitician isn't narrow minded
he is willing to put himself into
nybody's place.-Elmira Gazette.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27

He (indignantly)-"I hope
know my own mind" She (sweet-
ly)-"Yes, you surely ought to
know as much as that. -Philadel-
phia Record.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27

She-"Do you believe it is true
that every woman is beautiful in
some eyesp" He-"Yes, if you in.
elude her own."-Life.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-12-27

Lots wife was what might be
called a well-preserved woman
Rams Horn.