The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1893-03-25
The ice is all out OF the river.
Tomorrow will be Palm Sunday.

Almost time TO hunt for steamboats,.
Spring, last Tuesday, lasted about three
hours.
Genuine buckwheat, twenty-fi i've pounds
for $1.00, at Trigg's. 3-4-tf.
Sam. Hirsch, the bargai giver, is out
with another lot Of bills.
The finest line of garden seeds fresh and
hot at Trigg's. 3-4-tf.
Monday was moving day to several
people, and they moved, too.
Spring was due last Tuesday but we
don't know whether this is it or not.
Encyclopedia Britannica-thirty vol
umes-S3o. at E. g. LOOMS book store.
Bessie Walker, a negress, was taken to
the reform school, Monday.
Don't fail to look at Trigg's garden
seed before purchasing elsewhere. 3-4-tf.
Monday was a day of gloom n clouds.
1t tried to rain, but gave up the attempt.
That cure of Geo. w. Turner, OF Galway,
N. Y, of s~crofula, by Hoods Sarsaparilla,
was one OF the most remarkable or record.
Duck shooting IL now the sport that
engages the fellow that hasn't anything
better to do.
Rev. Buchler, of MAYHEM, will preach at
the Lexington German Evangelical
church, tomorrow.
l offer special bargains in boys suits
and overcoats, ages 1918. Please give me
u call. II. Sinauer. 11-26-tf
The March Gem Is in press, this week.
Like its predecessors this number is true
to name-a "Gem" OF the first water.
The News boasts that it does not offer
prize boxes to get subscribers. What in
thunder, then, do Its subscribers get for
their money?
Farmers who have called on the INTEL
LIeENcER this week report wheat in bad
shape, and that much of 1t will have to
be plowed up.
The laugh makers In ''The Rag Baby
at McVickers, are doing an enormous
business.-Chicago Daily News. Hagen's
Opera House, March q.
j For two dollars we will send youthe
MANS Ruraf 90 World ans for o one
year. Try IL once.
Several farmers OF Lafayette county had
begun blowing for corn and oats when
the late winter snap set In, but soon
stopped, wondering what the weather
would do next.
The ladies OF the Baptist church en-
ioyed a very pleasant season, Monday
evening. The entertainment was called Q
crazy tea and attracted a large attendance
"The Rag Baby is the funniest musical
farce comedy that has ever played In THU
city-excepting none.-Cincinati En-
quirer. At Hagen's Opera House, Mon
! day evening, March q.
One hundred tons Of cats tails were
recently sold all at once for the purpose o
ornamenting ladies' wearing apparel. In
this sale there were no CATS backs. The
, their tails that the dealers couldn't reach
them.
II The edict has gone forth: "Clean uI
your back yards, the alleys, the water
| closets, the stables, the COW pens, the pig
sites, the chicken coops." Yes, clean up
Its better to have things clean around
ones premises no matter how we'll you
are healed to climb the golden stair.
Each of the new seedless oranges now
kept in market by our enterprising
grocerymen has a small, rudimentary
orange in the blossom end. The effort oil
the fruit to re- production produces this
condition, which is not found In oranges
of perfect seeds.
A revelation Of comical situations
songs and beauty was Witnessed in the
production of the comedy, 'The Rag
Baby The characters are ~provokingly
comical, and you must laugh whether
you wish or not.-New Orleans P~icayune
Hagen's Opera House, March "a.
Last Friday a lad named Emmett Bailey
, a son of Thomas Bailey, Esq. Of Cha.
township, had the misfortune Of getting
one of his legs mixed up in a hay pres
and suffered a triple fracture therefrom
DR.. j. A. Mann was summoned to tn
boys care and says helis getting alonI
well.
Mayor Russell informs US that the cit,
government will soon order the macad
amizing of Main street from the watering
. trough to the foot OF the hill east @
Fourteenth street. This is an improve
i ment that has long been needed, an
q people have often wondered why tla
e place has been neglected by the counc
3 while other places not half so much trav
eIed, or required for travel, have bee
improved.
: There wal q man In our town,
And he was wondrous wise;
No matter what the business cost,
He'd always advertise.
There was another not 30 smart;
l.. In fact he was a phooi,
And when the wise mans "biz'' wa
brushes
He was roosting on a stool.
tor sitting out doors on q cracker DO
whiting sticks and dashing the dashe
= town
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'e Kansas City Journal,
II Kansas City Times,
New York World,
N New York Sun,
XXI New York Herald,
,e st. Louis Globe-D Democrat.
For s1.25 we will send you the INTEL
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