Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1893-07-21
HumoR or THE DAY.

A call TO arms-''C ''Come, John, and
take the baby. Troy Press.
Even the worm will turn. II given
time, into butterfly. Puck.
Little dogs bark the most becatise
that is all they can do. Texas Sift
ings.
We don't envy the alligator, al
though he has great oiap. -Elmirn
Gazette.
The perpetually irascible man is
known by his standing choler. Boston
Courier.
How we all admire the wisdom OF
those who come to us for advice
Rams Horn.
Luck may be defined as that which
enables our neighbors to surpass our
selves Puck.
e-''Do you know. darling, | have
never kissed any one before?" She
well, this is no kindergarten -
Life.
Herdso-'Do you believe in the
faith cure 2" Saidso Eyes; one treat
ment cured all the faith / had. -.
Vogue
There are more than thousand diff
ferent things made from petroleum,
including angels. = Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
:eWith all her money there is ono
thing Mrs Oldgirl doesn't own"
whats that?' ''Her age. Chicago
Inter Ocean.
Glow about this new neighbor-is is
she arreeable?' "No; she had three
new dresses inside OF month. Chi
cago Inter Ocean.
He-'Now, darling, what kind of
an engagement ffhg shall give YOU"
She-"One that won't fit any other
girls finger Detroit Free Press.
'sPoor fellow. Did he lose his eyes
in the war;" ooh, no. He tried to
pass woman on the street when she
had her umbrella up. Detroit Tri-
bune.
'Does you teacher get but Of temper
easily?" "Goodness gracious, no che
has enough TO last her if she lives to
be 100 years old. Chicago Inter
Ocean.
srWhy is it, she asked, 'that stolen
kisses are always the sweetest" II
guess, he replied. cit is because they
are taken syrup-titiously. !" - Boston
Courier.
Stranger addressing an old brick
layer Uncle, who's building this
house?" ''Mr. Hirschbug, he build
de house. but Queen Anne she drawed
de plan. T" Reformed Messenger.
First Tranp-'T found this here
bottle O spring bitters in bari this
mornin" Second Tramp sff'row II
away, Fitzey. S'posen dey was TO cure
you Of that tired feeling You might
want 10 work. Puck.
Officer Flynn Come, now. II yer
don't get away from there Ill run ven
In. Boy (peeping through fencel~-
Say, cap, il you'll le' me see dis
double play out I'll let ye take me -
de islam fer life. - Puck.
''fs Diegins an old baseball player?
7 see that he has q mask hanging IN his
library "No He puts that on when
ever he wants 20 have n talk with his
wife about cutting down household OF
penses - Detroit Free Press.
lis he Young man Of good al
dfsssY" asked the proprietor when tho
applicant Tor a position he'd left II
should saY 50, replied tho hookkeeper
"he lives in cue ~ the awellest parts
the city Washington Star.
Mrs Nevefsee What made yog
me he was the carver ~ his own for
tune. when he got every dollar hk has
b. marrying An heiress Nesersee
Hump H. hal e. cuf aut half dozen
fellows - set her. didnt he Buffalo
Courier
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