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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26
Doctors DiRe ring

Butcher Don't like that ham ?
Why, it was some | cured myself
Call that cured ham? Why, man,
il wasn't even conval escent.n
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26
PRINTER LYNCH.
A Story Illustrating the Crankiness OF
His Nature.


Printers stories include one about
q man named Lynch, which illustrates
the crankiness OF the printers ma
ture. He had cases on the
Chicago Tribune, but he OBJ
jected to working Saturday night
Saturday night is the heavy night on
all morning newspapers, and Mr..
Lynch might as well have asked for
marmalade with which to paste his
"string" as ask to get off that night.
But he was determined man, and
he had been printer long enough
to be mean, and there is nothing
more ornery than mean printer
except mean proof reader, who
does not belong in any superintern-
al comparisons. So when Mr.. Lynch
had asked to be relieved of Saturday
night duty and had been refused he
just lay down and refused to set more
than 5000 ems for any man. The
foreman did not want to cut the ele-
vator rope on Mr.. Lynch, so he told
him he need not work Saturday night
at all, and Mr.. Lynch was glad. He
went down to John Jacky O'Brien's
tunnel and over a glass % pilsener
contided to number of gentlemen
who had arisen from sleep as If
awakened by an alarm clock upon his
entrance that the man who would
toll Saturday night was little less
than serf. Thereafter Saturday
night idleness began to irk Mr.. Lynch,
and IN less than month he came
down one Saturday afternoon, took a
chew of tobacco and started for his
cases.
'.Hold on there, Lynch! Where
are you going?" demanded the fore
man.
"Going to work." said Mr.. Lynch.
"Oh, no; this is Saturday night"
'.Mean to say / can't go to work."
Certainly"
"Going to make me stand bobtail
week?n
s.Of course"
Then as member Of the Chicago
Typographical Union, No 16, with
my dues paid up and a working card in
my pocket, ! want to say that before
I'll let any slave driver of foreman
prevent me from working seven days
a week I'll resign"
And so he did, and went to work
in the Office OF tine Plumbers Gazette,
where the type was as big as dough-
nuts and the proofrcader marked COM
mas in the middle of words.
Why They Moved.
Dukane-''You must come and see us IN
our new location
Gaswell-"Have you moved again so
soonr'
Yes
How is that l thought you were de-
lighted with your house,"
so we were.'
What was the trouble them"
1T didn't suit the hired girl"
A wise man can see all there is in fool S
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26
CANADA AT THE FAIR
THE CANADIANS GUIDO THE
MOTHER COUNTRY.
The Progressive Spirit OF the New Cana
dian Race Is Everywhere Manifest In
British Empire Displays The Indian
Exhibit.
LNYorld S Fair Lettcr.l

HAICA N ADA
h a S outdone
her m o t h C +
country in the
neat and pref
ty curtains she
h a S rected
arou n d h e T
space in the
NJ a nufactures
building is at
once evident 10
the observer.
The Canadian
section is on
tba ,vyagf SiIa
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26
He Was Limbering Up.

''Great Scott There's man in a fit ~
'Oh. no, he hasn't fit.n
But he's got both legs wrapped around
his neck and his face is horribly distorted. y
Yes that's Mrs. Cumso's coachman--
just hmbering up bit after waiting two
houIs on the avenue for the good lady to
match piece of lace -
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

j. 5. Parker, Fredonia, N. ", says:
shall not call on you for the 500 reward,
for believe Halls Catarrh Cure will cure
any case of catarrh. Was very bad"
Write him for particulars. Sold by drug
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26
DEuOCRATIC CONSIsrENCY a.

How determined the Iowa democrats
are that the prohibitory law shall be
kept as it is so as to make democratic
capital is shown by the bitter attacks
they are making upon the republican
party for proposing to make any change
in the law. The democrats are now
working like beavers to strengthen the
prohibitionists and maintain the pro-
hibitory law as it is.---tiate City.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

The Atlantic Telegraph rises to IN
quire of the public It's opinion as to
which is worse, to break the law in
over zeal to get an old soldier u pen
sion, or eject him from lcase-h hold
stripped of money and chattcls.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

The republican party made free the
coffee, sugar and tea of the poor
mans breakfast table" Democratic
tariff policies will impose a tag On each
of these articles.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

Half the printers in New York city
are said TO be out OF work while 10000
out of 10000 Jews employed in the
manufacture of clothing are Idle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

ElIS-Al fits stopped Dy kuNEs GREAT
NERVE RESTORgR. No ft after first days use. Mar
veous cures Treatise and s2 0e trial bottle k
eases Send to DR. Kline ss1 Arch St.. Philadelphia
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

There are 81 ,0oa idle worl,ingmcn in
Tennessee and Alabaiaa who formerly
had employment IN the pi. isop iadus-
tries Of those staies.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

This world is but paradox, aud plainly
does this show in the fact that the surcst
coming ma IL" is the man with lots of go
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

Poet-Can see the editor?
Office Boy-Yes, if you'll give me a
dime.
Poet-I will when | come out
Office Boy = Yes, but You won't
have time then Truth
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

1t is vain to trust in wrong; as much of
evil so much of loss, is the formula of hui
man history Theodore Parker.
A good man is killed when a boy goes
wrong.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

The man who lives to help other people
will soon have other people living to help
hin, =
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

The world judges woman not as much
by what honor she has as by what she has
on er,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

An archangel would break oown under
what some people expect of pastors
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek
to quench the fire of love with words
Shakespeare.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26
A New Through Sleeping Car Lin

The older we become the more the wheels
Of time seemed to have been oiled.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

b. f. Allen Co., 1865 Canal St. New York,
are sole agents in the United States for
Beecham's Pills. % cents box.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

"HansOn's Magic Corn Salve."
warranted TO cure or money refunded. Ask your
druggist for 1t. Price IL cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

1t is rather too much to expect a man ON
his uppers to be whole souled fellow
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

Audiences often would be really glad to
see some speakers give themselves away.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26
To California and Back

The man whJ sets out to be n refOrmer
will never get 70 rest a minute.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26
Moving south,

Austria in 1889, had 81, IFS schools, SO, 200
teachers and 4,903C0 pupils.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26
THE NIGHTINGALE OF RUSSIA.
Mravina viii soon Make Her Debut on
the London Stage.

The Nightingale OF Russia" and
one OF the sweetest singers in Europe,
is Nine koriboot Dashllevitch, better
known in her country as "Mravina,"
corruption of her maiden name,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26
SEE tn TT

Italy has twenty-on universities with
600 professors and 5000 students.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

pr Shops Restorative Nerve Pills sent free with
Medical Book TO prove merit, for &c stamp Drug.
gIsts 25c. DR. sHooP, Box w. Racine. Wis
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

Be sure and use that old and well tried remedy MRs
wISsLow's SooTHISG SYRUP for Children Teething
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

Goes Cough EaIsam
Is the oldest and best. IL will break up Cold quick.
er than any thing else. 1t always reliable Try it,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26
lGOOD CHANCE!

sF5 In applying to any of the above ad
vertisers, do not forget to say that you saw
the advertisement in this paner
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26

A wise man can see all there is in a fool S
head every time he opens his mouth.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-10-26
Why They Moved.

Dukane-''You must come and see us IN
our new location"
Gaswell-"Have you moved again so
soon.n
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-01-05
THE TABLES TURNED.
How y Fighter put an End to Nocturnal
yiaitory.

How Fighter Yut an End to Nocturnal
viaitors.
when the Chinese first began to
overrun California the laboring men
felt about their occupation much as
Othello did and failed to extend to the
celestials that courtesy which the
youngest should extend to the oldest
civilization on EARTH" said Chang Lee,
the bright-eyed Mongolian secretary of
q San Francisco capitalist, says the
st. Louis Globe Democrat "They used
to abuse ms terribly. A favorite nmuse-
ment of theirs was to catch us by the
cues and drag us about. We are not
fighters, and, being in strange land,
we could do no better than to quietly
put up with it and hope that our tor
mentors would become ashamed and
let us alone. A lot of us were employed
to grade railroad. and the American
workmen used to invade our camp at
night and abuse us shamefully One
day big Irishman named OFallon
came to us and told us if we would give
him fifty dollars he would make our
tormentors wish they had never seen a
Chinese camp, We agreed and he
stained his face. shaved his head, put
on Chinese costume and waited for
our visitors. They called that night as
usual, and OFallon took care to be the
first 'Chinaman' they tackled. He had
been a prize-fghter, and the men used
to say that he could kill bull with his
fist. About dozen got around and be-
gan to kick and cuff him before he
made a motion. Then he turned loose,
and the way he laid that crowd out was
fine sport to witness. He cleaned out
the whole lot, and the nocturnal visits
were discontinued"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-01-05
FOR HUNTING IN THE WEST.

Sixty Thousand Acres to he Purchased
for That Purpose.
A gigantic hunting scheme which sets
all historical precedents in the shade is
on foot.
Interested in it are the great landed
proprietors and varied men of Europe
and the United States 1t is no less a
project than TO purchase sixty thousand
acres of land in this country and fence
it in as huge hunting ground.
Some time ago party of English no
blemen and military men. in which
were Lord Lonsdale and other we'll
known noble sports" started out west
on what was thought to be pleasure
trip. 1t had wider intention, how
ever, for this is the scouting party
which has carefully surveyed land in
Texas, Arizona, Utah and other states
for proper site for their "happy hunt
ing grounds"
They have at last decided on buying
up from the settlers and proprietors In
that district sixty thousand acres at the
junction Of Utah. Arizona and Nevada,
taking in portions of each state and a
part Of the Snake range Of mountains.
This is well known to be the best hunt
ing region in the country. A company
will be organised with q capital stock
Of twenty-five million dollars; to obtain
and to hold the land membership in this
company or club win cost the small
Agure Of e25,ooe. The whole distSiot
will be fenced. and the noble sciens Of
Earope, with the vandcrbilta. Astprs
and varied aris$ocraoy Of our free and
will hunt 1t leisure, - tho barona Of
old did on the conhseated lands Of the
poorer peopIa
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-01-05
now TO CARE FOR THE HANDS.
Gloves Worn 1T Night Not so Beneficial ls
Generally Supposed.

Gloves Worn 1T Night Not so Beneficial as
Generally Supposed.
Those who long for smooth, soft,
white hands are often advised to wear
gloves at night and many a woman
who are careless about glowing Their
hands for street wear will be elabor.
ately cautious about the same cere
mony just before she goes to bed. Now.
that is rs it may be; the discussion OF
how, when, where and what kind OF
gloves to wear is not this story. This
is about doctor---a man who an.
nounces that this practice, which we
women believe to be SO bene iicial, is
otherwise. He says it fades the hands,
giving them a dead loole. He further
says wear gloves on the street-that is,
wear them on the hands on the street
but never in bed. Wash and wipe the
hands before putting on the gloves, and
when you take the gloves off turn them
inside ont and let them air. While out
in the sun, wind or rain wear gloves,
but not while sleeping.
Now, all girls are not the happy DOS
SCISSORS of soft white hands, but, ON the
contrary. some have brown hands,
shapely, perhaps-but not of that ex-
ceeding fairness so much coveted.
Neither do lemon juice, gloves,
nor oatmeal seem to help the
matter much But the brown
handed girl can wear, as no one
else can wear, the quaint stones quaint
ly set, and the dark canoes deeply i'm
bedded in gold. 1t is true that the or
dinary rings in the ordinary settings
emeralds, turquoises. pearls and so on
do show to better advantage on white
fingers, but the curious silver rings SO
dear to the stylish hearts never show
off so well as when on slender, brown
fingers.
Have neat-looking, smooth hands A
lemon, some oatmeal, palm-oil soap and
tepid water. and a few ounces of glyc-
crime, will be all-sufficient to accom-
plish the desired result After tho
hands aro washed clean in the water, to
which has been added tablespoonful
Of oatmeal and y teaspoonful Of glycer-
inc, and the palm-oil soap freely used,
rub over the wet hands the lemon Juice;
apply it especially well about the nails,
for it hardens the skin and prevents
the formation of hang nails. If tho
hands are rough and soaly or bleed, be-
fore beginning this treatment freely
use (every time the hands are washed)
a mixture of glycerine and compound
tincture of benzoin lone ounce of the
benzoin to four of the glycerine) until
all soreness and rawness have been re-
moved. Then the persistent use of tho
oatmeal and lemon will be sufficient to
keep the hands soft and tidy.-Chicago
Times.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-01-05

veUne neG-Whs have became victims of soli-
ta1y vice. that dreadful aad destructive babit,
which annually sweeps 70 an unsimeiy grave ,hous-
ands OF young men OF exalted talent and brilliant
intellect. may Call With eou6deace.
eRe. FRANCE AND oITnAH. after years Of ex.
perieuce. have discovered the greatest cure known
Tor weakness In the back and limbs involuntary dis
charge .mpot:oey, general debility nervousness.
tinidity, trembling, dimness Of sight, or eiddiness,
diseases Of the head, throat nose. or akin, a6ec-
ions ?f ehe liver. lungs, stomach, or bowels-those
terrible disorders arising from the solitary vice OF
youth-and secret practices. blighting their most
radiant hopes sranticipa,ons. rendering marriage
impossible Take one candid thought before it Is too
ats. A week OF month may place your case beyond
the reach OF hope. Our method Of treatment will
speedily and permanently cure the most obstinate
case, and absolutely restore perfect manhood.
10 Wlpple e.A0Eo ME9.-There are many from
the age OF 70 TO 90 who troubled with frequent
eyasustions OF the bladder, of,ea accompanied BY
sight burning OF smartng sensation weak ening the
systsm IN .aaner the patient cannot account ior.
On examination OF the urinary deposits, q ropy
sedimsut viii be found, the color vi, be thin o.
mnkish hue There are many men Who die Of this
difficulty, ignerant Of the cause, which is second
stage Of seminal weakness. We will guarantee a
perfect cure in all such cases, and a healthy
restoration OF the geaito-uriaary organs.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-01-05
NEWEST OF NOVELTIES.

Plaid Waists. Oid-F,ashi0ned Jewslry, aad
Rich Furs to He Worn.
Stoles play an important part in the
seasons styles, and nowhere are they
so appropriate as in the soft light mate
rails OF the tea gown. They may fall a
little way below the waist or continue
to the bottom of the skirt. In embroid-
cred crepe on gowns of silk they are
particularly graceful, and lace is well
adapted to this purpose The stole
fastens in at the shoulder with rosette
or bow of ribbon and falls out loosely
over the girdle
Plaid silk waists to wear with plain
skirts are made up on the bias, the line
meeting in v down the middle Of front
and back. The back seam is shaped to
take out some of the fullness and box
plait is placed over the seam. The idea
is not very good one.
All sorts of odd aud old fashioned
trinkets are coming into favor. Old
fashioned pendent brooches that have
been treasured up for years are now
being brought out and worn with pict-
ure gownA There Is q perfect furore
for buckles Of every description, and
everybody is rsnsacsing old boxes Of
heirlooms and worrying their elderly
relatives for the old paste sr silver
buckles Of former days.
Hats and bOnnets show no change in
shape A felt hat, ss cheap as it is
pretty, for autumn wear ID round.
rather fiat in shape, of black felt and
simply trimmed with huge bow of
eolored- velvet which extends down ono
side FROM front to back. In black with
scarlet it is stylish. but perhaps is even
smarter in brown with bow of that
FURIOUS shade OF lizard green which Is
just now attracting the fancy of the
Parisians
with rich galloon or narrow fur, are
being prepared in the style Of coach
mems capes-three graduated ones
When the really cold weather sets in
long clOakS of velvet or plush, and even
satin, lined with wadded and quilted
silk or fur, will be used These wraps
will be cut straight and without sleeves.
but full at the shoulder on account of
the wide dress-sleeves underneath.
The small boa or cravatts continues
in favor. This year the head of the lit. .
tie animal Of whose fur the cravatte is
made Is adjusted so as to be more pro-
minent than ever, and the little Great
ures's eyes are TO be no longer of glass
but of diamonds or rubies. These little
cost from ono hundred to one
and Atty dollars each, without
the jeweled eyes, Of course. These arc
sometimes Furnished BY the furrier, but
oftsnef the fair customer brings gems
Of her own 10 BE- reset 10 eyes for her
axsvstts. -Chica0s Times =
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-01-05
FOOD KEPT FOR AGES.

sEatsa 1T Qnesr Feast 0ivsa By Brss-
sels Anti4uarian.
81 have eaten apples that ripened
more than one thousand eight hundred
years ago, bread made from wheat
grown before the children of Israel
passed through the Red sea, spread It
with butter that was made when Eliz-
abeth was queen of England, and
washed down the repast with wine that
was old when Columbus was playing
barefoot with the boys Of Genoa" said
gentleman the other day to a reporter
for the New York Advertiser.
The remarkable spread" was given
by an antiquary named Gorbel, in the
city OF Brussels, in 1871. The apples
were from q jar taken from the ruins of
Pompeii, that buried city to whose peo-
pie we owe our knowledge of canning
fruit.
The wheat was taken from chamber
in one of the smaller pyramids, the but
ter from . stone shelf in an old we'll in
Scotland, where it had lain in an earth.
enware crock, in icy water, and the
wine came from an old vault in the city
Of Corinth.
There were six guests at the table,
and each had mouthful of the bread
and teaspoonful Of tho wine. but was
permitted to help himself literally TO
the butter there being several pounds
oft.
The apple Jar held about two-thirds
Of gallon, and the fruit was as sweet
and the flavor a. fas as though put up
V0aterday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-01-05
Fer sAs os.s sf visissrs.

The world's fair hotel and boarding
bureau. which has been organized by
the representatives, Of the trunk Line
railways centering in the city, hare
nade arrangements to open Offices on
Adams street BY January I in order that
. complete list Of boarding and room
ing places may bs ready before the fair
opens. The new year literstur Of tho
railroad companies will properly adver-
tise the bureau, and pledges have al
ready been made that the organization
viii be ready by May to caro- for TO-.
600 visitors per day II necessary Mr..
Lewis w. Cass, secretary OF tho organ
izatson, has . partially completed list
OF rooms which viii be rented next
year. This LIST shows that so 900 pri-
vste, houses win be thrown open to re-
ceive those who win visit the fair. More
than 10000 rooms have already been
listed and hundreds Of applications are
received daily.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-01-05
A Million Friends.

A friend in need is a friend indeed,
and not less than one million people
have found just such a friend in DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs, and Colds. Ii you have never
used this Great Cough Medicine, one
trial will convince you that it has won.
derful curative powers in all diseases of
Throat, Chest and Lungs. Each bottle
is guaranteed to all do that is claimed or
money will be refunded. Trial bottles
free at Seybert & Co.'s Drug store.
Large bottles SOC. and ST..
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-01-05
Nervous Prostration.

A large manufacturer, whose affairs
were very much embarrassed, and who
was overworked and broken down with
nervous exhaustion. went to celebrated
specialist. He was told that the only
thing needed was TO he relieved of care
and worry,and have a change OF thought.
This doctor was more considerate of his
patients health than OF his financial
circumstances. He ought to have ad-
vised him to use DR.. Miles Restorative
Nervine, the best remedy for nervous
prostration, sleeplessness, dizziness,
headache, i'll effects Of spirits, tobacco,
coffee, opium, etc. Thousands testify to
cures. Book and trial bottle free at
Seybert 4 Co q
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-01-05

The custom OF lifting the hat had it's
origin during the age OF chiva'ry, when
it was customary for knights pever to
appear in public except in full armor.
1t became custom, however, for a
knight upon entering an assembly OF
friends to remove his helmet, signifying,
'sT am safe in the presence of friends"
The age OF chivalry passed away with
the fifteenth century, but among many
acts OF courtesy which can be traced
back to its influence none is more direct
in it's origin than that OF lifting the hat
to acknowledge tho presence OF friend.