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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-02-09
Feed Stable.

am prepared to furnish good
stabling for farmers' teams at cheap
rates. Good flowing we'll close by.
JOHN MCPHERSON, South Of Lumber
Yard.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-02-09

Special sale OF watches at Welan
der's Feb. 1G, II and 19. Sold ut q
sacrifice. Do not miss the chance.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-02-09

Big bargains in watches and Jewell
ry at Welander's on Feb. 1G. II and
72
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-02-09
For. Sale.

The hnlf section ofthe Palmerflrm
adjoining the city, now occupied byI
All. hetcl'um, Terms easy with Low
r..te OF interest. Inquire of
NJ S. CooKE.
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knssie Lessons,

] will give lessons on the organ or
piano ut reasonable rates. See me
ut residence OF Aug. Lundgren.
Mrs. @. S. WERNER.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-02-09

Ii yon want .. nice suit OF clothes,
very cheap, call into Winchester's.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-02-09
For Sale or Trade

The SEX, Sec. 6, town OF Viking.
Will sell cheap. Fine timber and
water. Good buildings and 65 acres
broke.
JAMES NELSON,
Viking, MINI.
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Get your job work done at the
SHEAF Office.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
THE MAN WHO WINS

There is vast difference between the
man VINO wins and the man who wins.
This is no paradox. The distinction be-
tween the men is illustrated on every
hand, on each day of our lives. We
meet them on every side; we love the
one and we despise the other-a
The man who wins our moh6y is not
endeared to us by any enduring bonds
of friendship. This goes without say
ing. With the man who wins our re-
gard by acts of heroism or human
itarian efforts the reverse is true. But
how about the man.who wins worldly
success? Right here enters the question
of distinction How different are the
winners. There are men SO constituted
that whatever they may do seems right
in the eyes of large majority of peo-
pie, composing society. There are
others whose every success is greeted
by curse, 1t is difficult to analyze the
popular man and classifying his Yir-
tues. That '.al1t>the world loves
Iover' is true only in so far as the lover
does not materially interfere with our
own particular love affairs. When he
wins and we lose, then we hate the win
ner. Then we kick, and the man who
wins becomes henceforth in our eyes
most deSpicable objects
| But as a rule mankind, civilized &ian,
is tolerant. Material success, at the
polls, on the forum, at the bar. in art,
literature and finance is generally
greeted with exclamation, irrespective
of party, school or prejudice. The pop
ular man is not, necessarily, wealthy,
We meet him at the club. on the street,
In the foy er, at the seaside and-some
of us-at the race track. Occasionally
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
HUMANITY. NOT rpOL1rICs.


The question of employment for those
who are willing to work, and are liable
to suffer for their daily bread if COM
PEELED to remain idle. is one of the most
serious problems which has ever con-
fronted the country.
1t should. however, be borne in min ID
by all concerned that it is question of
humanity, and not politics.
man without food is liable to be-
come hungry, regardless of the political
ticket he voted last fail. If he waits
until another election and relies upon
his future vote for bread, he is liable to
be beyond the necessities of food before
the time comes for casting the ballot.
Demagogic leaders are the worst en-
emies OF the unemployed. Only the
most heartless would seek to perpetuate
the distress of the people Tor partisan
advantage, and the people themselves
should see that they are not turned
against each other to their own destruc-
ton.
Plans 10 give employment to those
who need work are appropriate and de-
sirable, but abusing individuals or
political parties neither produces work
nor food.
Let the unemployed meet the author
tiles and the public as friends, and
methods for aid can be developed. It is
no time for crimiuation and recrimina-
tion. All should unite in common
cause, and render such assistance as
will alleviate the sufferers.
Politics should step aside while hu-
manity has the floor.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

he is winner. and the enthusiasm with
which we grasp his hand is spontane-
Gus. 1t he is winner every one re-
joices. 1t is difficult to say why we are
pleased at the success of the popular
man. 1t is not his shape. complexion,
or cut of his clothes. But we do know
that the worldly success of some men is
as gall and wermwood to us. Exactly
why this is so it would be difficult to
satisfactorily explain. They win wealth,
temporary honors, the hands of eligible
young ladies' and-our money. But we
do not like them. They are entirely
Objectionable. They are the reverse
of all that goes to make the popular
winner. If they succeed in politics we
are astoniShed at the ignorance of
voters. If they grow wealthy year by
year, we are convinced theyv are knayes.
Ii makes q vast difference in this
world who are the winners.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
PSYCHE.

George Francis Train is no longer a
Joke.-ChIcago Dispatch.
Oh. for glimpse of George Francis
Train after the ball was over boston
Globe.
George Francis Train has met the
maharajah OF Kapurthaia. The maha-
rajah is now supposed to be hiS.-Chic-
ago Record.
Citizen Train seems to have saved the
fair. Perhaps he would better turn
his attention TO congress uow.-Chicago
Dispatch.
George Francis Train says he lives on
gingerSnaps. As vegetarian par eX-
cellence the citizen takes the cake.-Bos-
ton Globe.
How in the world did Citizen Train,
IgnatluS Donneliy, Senator PETER.
John j. ingalls, and Mrs. Lease happen
10 miss the wheeimen's meeting here?-
Chicago Dispatch.
George Francis Train says that he can
live on $12 week. And vet MIR. Aspin-
wall, also OF New York city, found it
impossible 10 keen out of debt Oh Sl2 a
minute, more or less. Which would
seem 10 prove that there is something in
psychic force, after all. .-lndianaoiiS
News.
George Francis Train has arrived in
the city with the intention, as he says.
OF saving the fair. Good enough. We're
glad to welcome the sturdy citizen, and
suggest that he begin operations at once
OH the national commission and Coluin-
oian guard. Chicago Times.
Ten Thousand people got Citizen
George Francis Train in a corner and
compelled him TO entertain them with Il
|, speech, 1t Senator Stewart were only
! able 10 get those 10000 people in Il
| place where they could not escape one
! of his neyer-entiing silver harangues
ho% sweet 4 revenge George Furncic
would have Omaha Bee.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
WATCHDOG HOLMAN.

Hon. MIR. Holman. of Indiana. is watch
dog out of a job.-Cmcago Tribune.
Holmanism is to be turned down in
the Fifty-third congress.-Omaha Bee.
With Mr.. Holman in his new position
it will be ''Lo, the poorer Indian"
henceforth,-Chicago Dispatch.
AS chairman of Indian affairs, Watch
dog Holman can now try to accu stom
himself to the birch bark.-Chicago
Tribune.
Since Mr.. Holman became a man of
affairs his objeetin life will likely be
more pronounced than ever.-Pittsburg
DISPATCH.
With Obiector Holman at the head of
the committee on Indian affairs cur
noble red men will not be able TO indulge
in new dress suits this Season.-New
York World
AS chairman of the committee on
Indian affairs we trust 1t Will be neceS-
sary for Congressman Holman to visit
the noble red man frequently on ms
native plalns.-Chicago Tribune.
Well, well, Mr.. Holman. It's a far
cry from the craftsmanship of the
appropriations committee TO that of
indian affairs, You must have OBJ
Jected once too often.-Chicago Times.
And Judge Holman, watchdog of
the treasury" is made to step aside
and let somebody else do the watching.
Judge Holman will continue to do
some OF the barking.-Wheeling In-
| telligeneer.
And so Watchdog Holman steps dowIl
! from the appropriations committee,
Ihe trouble with this watchdog seems TO
have been that he didn'I draw the line
between economy and parsimony.-
Boston Herald.
1t would be interesting know with
| what emotions Mr.. Holman gives up the
| office of chairman of the appropriations
| committee. 1t would be interesting
| but it would be cruel TO expose them.-
Chicago Record.
Perhaps Speaker Crisp removed
watchdog HOLMAN because he found
| that his growl was worse tnan his bite.
| Evidence of his usefulness in guarding
the treasury during the last session OF
congress was paiEfully laching.-St.
Louis PoSt-Dispatch.
Mr. H0lman's title OF ''Chief of the
| Cheese ParerS" fits in very nicely with
/ his new Job at the head of luuian offairS.
| His old friend. Senator Voorhees,,
| should see to it that he is not stinted in
/ the matter OF war paint and feathers
PIttsburg Dispatch.
| The organs and the organettes that
| made the most fun of Holman, clubbing
him 1.-THE cheeSe-parer-" and ridiculing
his attempts TO guard the treasury of the
nation against reckless invasion. are
the first to kick up a muSs and shed
! crocodile tears because he has been
/ transferred 10 another field Of useful
ness-Detroit Free Tress.
w. s. Holman would have some
| sympathy in his summary renewal
, from post of great influence to one OF
none if he had used his acquaintance
| with appropr.ations-aS Mr.. Rand all
did. for instance to Introduce COM
prehensive retrenchment of eXpendi.
tue. Instead MIR. Holman has saved
at the Splgot ana wasted at the bung
hole. e.-Philadeiphia Press.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
RATIO OF WIT.

When money gets tight it general ly
goes to the lock-up.-GalveStOn News.
A man who bears no one malice re-
CARDS it as sort of WeakneSs-Atchlson
Globe.
The chef makes no pretensions as a
sharpShOoter, but he can hold his own
ut the raRge.-Elmira Gazette.
A good many concerns that have gone
under lately have been sunk by their
floating debts.-Philadelphia Ledger.
1t was all right to look after the mile
age. You could not expect congress-
man to foot his mileage account
Plain Dealer.
A good breeze is essential for yacht
race, and it is no wonder that the
owners of the boats find it hard in
these times to raise the wind. -
Lowell Courier.
The Behring sea artitrators might
have had the conSide ration to state
which side won before separating. 1t
would have saved m'Lch discussion
Toronto Empire.
When you are gcsing out to ride, my
!. son, and desire 20 e,et good work out of
| your horse, give him good feed and
| put a bit in his mo nth before starting
Boston Transcrlp'f.
| Mrs Sn0oks-r,ear Mr.. Shocks has the
insomnia so bad ~ Mrs. Brooks-How
nice 1t must be not to be troubled with
a snoring husI and. Mr.. Brooks Snores
| dreadfully.- Philadelphia Record.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

Ne neQer Aad snch an e1e-
.gant skOck since zoe opened
err do0rs- He Aa0e scarcely
any goods from last yea1, and
oas2 sfockln C4PESls ALI
NEW-Rot an old oue- Had
pe old styles 70e 7O0uld ezad-
" take LESS khQm half!
Price for them. Oua Seal
and other garments haze the
0eay large balloon slee0es;
and collars nearly nine dnch-
es high. Onar Ashakhans
are @a@2e OH the same Pat
terms. 7he lo70 grade as
hakhanS n0z0 ad0ertlSed as
1850 Garments catt tO"-thI
Lord kn070s h070 Io70-a91e
not WORT TIT any more than
NOW asked for them. Weg
hare last seasons Ter at least
OUR last seas0n's) SIccVes
and collar. Ne 7OlH Mo7O
them to yon and let you c011-
! fare qWth OUR REGU
LAR S35 ones, and yOu can
then see OUR $50 Garments
and youH see aohat SOME
ad0e7tl;Slng amounts to. Y0u
can debend that 70ifh 0mr
years Of experience IN this
to7VN IN the Fur Trade, ana
our ample resources t0Hak6
quantities Of goods, WE can
OWN goods surely as chcab4
" as any one, end 70e g106
yon an absolute guarantee
that aOe a0lW SELL OUR
goods as cheap or cheaper.
YOU kn07v y0urselues thai
oztr goods are THE FURS
Of the North70esk. If 9ve falj
TO substantiate in ou1 store
any claim zee make IN tile
| ba6ers, zee d0n't q0ant Joyr
trade. Ne THZVh a0e are
smart enough not to Fay
money for space and use at,D
make outrageous or mlSkead
ing ''ads." soon found ont,
as sneh "aas." br00e q0Orth,
less. old Abe Lincoln sud.
"Xou can fool SOME Of M4
peoble bart Of tile time, bM
you can't fool ALL the beo.
ble all tie hme," and qw
don't 7Valt to try, eHheS.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

If TIE objection to a silver dollar in
a ratio of 28 to is principally On ac-
count of its unwieldly size, why not
quit coming silver dollars and coin half
dollars at the same parity? We do not
coin silver iiye-dollar pieces because
they would be too bulky. We have
ceased to coin gold dollars owing to
their diminutiye size. Our currency
laws are flexible enough for all prac-
tical purposes. An honest silvere halt
dollar is better than dishonest silver
dollar. At any rate. put. dollars
worth of silver in dollar, and. ii too
bulky, issue silver certificates redeema-
BILE in gold or silver. They are not un-
wieldy.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
Statistics About Calves.

Philadelphia Record.
According to the measurement of
Prof. Sargent, derived from four thou
sand Individual young women, the
average girth of the calf of the girl
cellegian is thirteen and half inches.
This should satisfy the curiosity of the
calf in trousers who has been persistent
ly dogging her footsteps on rainy days.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

Indianapolis journal.
Those timid people who have been
alarmed at the efforts of Muhamed
Webb to introduce the Moslem religion
into this country may calm their fears.
Richard Harding Davis, in his letters
from the Mediterranean to Harper,s
Weekly. says that in Turkey he has
often had the checking of his baggage
delayed for the baggageman to take time
to say his prayers. That settles it. A
religion which interferes with the run
ming of trains on time will never get a
foothold in this country.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
WORLDS FAIR VISITORS.

The st Paul DAILY and SUNDAY GLOBE
can be found on sale at the following places
in Chicago:
SIBERIAN HOUSE.
GRAND PACIFIC.
PALMER HOUSE.
POSToFFICE NEWS STAND.
AUDITORIUM HOTEL.
GREAT NORTHERN HOTEL.
MCOY'S HOTEL.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
The IPeople,s Demand.

Kansas City Star.
Senator Sherman declares that con-
gress IS . OF indifferent to the needs of
the coaU try, but is honestly divided Oh
the qae stion of the best policy to be
purSas d. The people have known that
all ah,ng, but would like TO be informed
deafitely when the honest division will
Oet.ranSformed into honest action.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
Pleasant for Archie.

Chicago Record
Emeline-Pm awfully afraid I've of
Tended Archie.
Annabel-In what way?
Emeline-I broke our engagement and
forgot to tell him about it until I'd
given it out TO the society papers.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

PRESIDENT CLEvELAND's health is
Just now causing considerable alarm,
particularly among free coinage men
aud Republicans. From latest reports,
however, it can be safely predicated
that Mr.. CLEVELAND is willing any day
to compare his health with the coun-
frVtS
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
Conversational Infants.

Springfield Republican.
The new members of congress are
thrusting themselves forward in a way
that is defying all precedent. They
have been making some of the best
speeches so far reported on the silver
question, and consequently have been
smashing old congressional traditions
with startling effect.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

THE announcement that Commander
and Mrs. DARLINGTON BOOTH and Gen.
BooTH are all coming over here to in
augurate another Salvation jubilee is
sufficient notice to enable the truly SEN
sitive to put weather strips on their
tympanumS.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
The Logic of Ii.

Chicago Record.
Random Observer-Pardon me, but
what are you putting down in your
note book?
Worlds Fair Visitor-Oh Pm Just pV f.
ting down the things that have nH.d g
an indelible impression upon my
memory so that won't forget them.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

The financial depression has, fortu-
nately, sent that misplaced theologian,
REV" GEORGE JACOB ScHwEIN-
FUKTH. of Rockford "heayen" notoriety,
into the streets as a peddler of garden
frIinl.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
German American Report

Special to the Globe.
WASHINGTON. Aug. 26.-Comptroller
Eckels was unable to take up the report
OF the German-A bank with Ex-
aminer Thorne today. as he hopes to de-
vote Monday to a careful consideration
of their report andsthe action taken by
the stockholders at their meeting.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

Mrs. LANGTRY's recent confession
that she finds it difficult to live comfort
ably on $1,000 week should be yoked
with GEORGE G0ULD'S admission that
he could not raise SlO,000,00O within
three days, and go laundering dow II the
corridors of time.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
Un0iSCOYereu.

Washington Star.
Did you ever have your picture in a
newspaper"
Yes; once. But as the coYipositor mis-
spelled my name under IL, no one has
ever yet learned of the fa.ct."
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
Fitz Ended 1t.

Washington Post.
The movement to introduce Mr..
Cleveland's domestic affairs into party
platforms Will show marked decline
from this time on.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
Dan He Be Classiflad2

Louisville Courier-Journal.
The supreme cougs Of the United
States has decided that q tomato Il
legally not a fruit but & Vegetable, N6Y
let the court buekle.da and tell 81!
; Ebst Cor Watf6 Isl,
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
A Family Tradition.

Texas Sftings.
A New York critic says that he can
remember the time when he used to
think Rose Coghisn the handsofhest
woman in the world, and adds; "Pve
got grandson who is beginning to
think the same way"
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

1t Is possible to divide Kansas into
two states without further hemorrhage,
but where would they find another trio
like PETER, LEwELLING and SIMPSON
to run the new commonwealth?
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

mean by double standard on ratio of
of 15115 to ? Is it possible that the as
tute politician is in the elementary por
ton of finance?
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

IT Is surprising what number of
United States senators are just now
rising in their places and warning the
country that they are not ''mOuthpieces
Of the administration" Perhaps, how
ever, all this is accounted for by
stringency III the patronage market.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
WHEN THE PEOPLE WANT
BREAD.
written for the Globe.l

Up from the south, down from the north
from the west from the east they came
Those statesmen" to herald their names on
the trumpet blasts of fame;
sThe congress. we guess was established for
political soil to till,
For the last thing ever regarded is the peo-
pies sovereign will
It's one to sixteen, one to eighteen, and
twenty and twentytwo;
It's talk and chatter and chatter and talk
I'LL the air is luridly blue.
Grandiloauent, these orators, in many things
they said.
But ornaments don't count for much
When
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

IT'S now confidently claimed that the
question of worlds fair Sunday closing
will be satisfactorily adjudicated in
time to prevent it from becoming an
issue in the next presidential campaign.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

THERE is man in Chicago who thinks
he wants to fight duel with BUFFALO
BILL. His biological classification is,
properly. with the man who wants to
be buried alive for ninety days.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

dray and have your weary frame ratified
home at 80 cents rattle. You
are safe il the enterprising pro-
prietor of this impromptu bus does
not think that now or never is the time
to prove to rival Jehus that his boneyard
is second Nancy Hanks. If you are
subject ia indigestion you will be cured.
But you will never be able to locate
your heart again; your liver will prob
ably take up permanent quarters in
your throat. and your ribs will be seat
tered by the wayside.
~
Did ever a small boy attend circus
without setting up rival circus the
next day? His ambition is fired. He
gives up wanting to be minister OF
president and longs to be an acrobat.
After he has turned one somerSault
on old Dobbin's back and landed
in the ash barrel he is less enthusiastic
about running away to become bare
back rider aud wear pink tights When
he has skinned his nose by diving from
tree top into net made of mosquito
bar, knocked lis teeth out trying to
-'-''NNS s'AS SNibShiifO IVY VI Sub
his feet walking barefooted up ladder
composed OF MS mothers carving
knives. supplemented by his father's
razor and his brothers. jack kniye, he
is then usually ready to give up. drive a
chariot with 4 fairy III blue, and is quite
willing 10 stay at home and saw wood.
How often | have wished | was an
elephant. as 4 watched the peanuts dis
appearing into his mouth. [ also used
to imagine how would act were an
| elephant. [ would always keep trunk
full of water for interfering keepers
and little boys who apsen.-mindedly
give stones or hot pennies when peanuts
are expected. am sure, when parading
sedately d0wE Third street with how
dab full of little rascalS L would kick
up my heels, scatter them to the
four winds, walk right into Wabasha
Streetbakery aud eat up all the pies,
attach NY trunk to the soda faucet and
let her fizz. Oh, ho! gay life would !
lead were an elephant. E. Ii. Il.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

PRESIDENT CLEVELAND has relieved
the financial stringency in congress by
signing the mileage bill, and now stands
ready to do the same act for the country
il congress will give him a chance.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

TIE question has suddenly been
raised by Lord DUNRAvEN, is the
kaiser gentleman? Having boldly
challenged America for the cup, the
doughty lord seems not at all backward
in challenging live emperor.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

SINGULAR, but the man who objects to
work isinvariabiy found in the neighbor-
hood of workingmen's meetings. In this
case a man is not known by the COM
pany he keeps.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

A CAREFUL consensus of opinion di-
vided between honest money and short
dollar men reveals the fact that Senator
HILLS speech has injured no one but
himself
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

IT Is sincerely to be hoped that after
Mayor CARTER III. HARRISON is safely
married he Will not annoy Mrs. HARRI-
SON by continually telling her what he
would do were he president.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

IT'S trusted that Mr.. HOLMAN will
not seriously "oDject' to the Indians
eating at least portion of the rations
furnished them by government.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

THE present congress has accom-
plished good deal in the way OF dis
couraging a taste for eloquence.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
Eastern Advertising Office Room A
Times Epildinu, New York.

WASHINGTON BUREAU, l4O5 ST. NV.
Complete flies of the GLOBE alwayskept on
hand for reference. Patrons and friends are
cordially invited 10 visit andavail themselves
of the facilities of our Eastern Omces while
i'll New York ana Washington.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

Is SENATOR PETER aware that not
only the eyes, but the risibilIties OF the
whole country are upon him?
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

The attention of Mayor-Editor CAR
TER II. HARRISON is directed to the
fact that he cannot commence to be
president until the completion of Mr..
CLEVELAND'S second term.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

WHAT with EMMA GOLDMAN in
New York, Lucy PARSONS in Chicago.
Mrs. LEASE in Kansas and PETER in
the senate. the winds from the four cor
ners of the earth are decidedly out
clasSed.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

SAM'L OF PoSEN can for while drop
tragedy lines and return 10 comedy.
But will he have the heart to do it?
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

MAYOR CARTER H. HARRIsoN's
,fianeee is said to be very sensible
young lady, more sensible, in fact, than
Editor CARTER Ii. HARRIsON'S finance.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

WE VIOLATE no confidence in the
statement that congress is still being
''viewed with ALARM