New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-11-10
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The projectors of the Worlds Fair at Antwerp
rext year in their efforts have greater attrac-
,on than the Eifel tower the Ferris wneel, nave
decided upon a restaurant In the ar a srea.
stationary balloon is to be built, ana oeiow ms
on iron Orders, immense restaurant pui'ui'is
capable of accommodating good NUMBER oi peo'
pie An elevator will carry patrons to the restau-
rant which is to be a palatial pile In the FRENCH
STYLE of architecture Of the seventeenth century
Painter-There, now. is my new picture WHAT'S
the matter with that Ell? ,,. s,or,d saw that
Quiet Friend-I don't know but shoTlu say .,"s
I, was a case of art Naturalization transcript
In an English Bankruptcy Court.-Lawyer-whI
didn't YOU pay Smith the money you owed him!
Debtor-Because he dunned me so often'
And why didn't you pay Brown his Dill!
Because he never asked me to DO So
I'm other words you refuse to pay your deots
when YOUR creditors ask you to do so ana when
they do not ask you to do So
"Well err that's about it,.
And how do you like my ny a armea an" during hs
last sojourn in the Catskls' where TIC nav ~
moved his studio. -. alan, v,a m cali
vour attention to the fact that you've paceu ~
Ewes hand variety of apple tnaa mas o'' 'e"
grown the last twenty years -Nosue'
Plans have been made at Geneva for putting on
Seneca Lake an electric boat for commercial pu'
poses-the first in the world. 1t is said. Inc boat
=, "a ha 10 feet long q feet wide and feet Deep
with five feet draught. 1t will be driven by Twin
screws,
Miss Manhattan (maliciousy)-fou must HISS
the dear old London fogs very much. ,u
Lord Tunutt dofy)l r do But Naw am ISr mud
co'"Pe"'"''" ~ ' Vogue.
,rovor Iatrobe OF Baltimore, has just been
elected for his seventh term a monumental record
for the Monumental City-or for any other ci'y'
poor old Wilmington was Mayor OF London only
three terms
DR. Jalap-I have had him on my list Of Sp patients
for year. but he does NOT h,a ,s systSm
must pc psstisnt it Just possible that there 10
something seriously wrong IN your system -'no'
ton Transcript.
Although this Is the season OF chrysah,he'nuins
and asters. let us not forget their humble little
- ,na danaelion which is still blooming
freely in the parks II is one OF the first howers
70 greet us in the spring, and this year II VIII W
about the last to leave us in the faii.
ono wav TO improve politics." said Uncle Ebenj
medItatvely "ls ter glib It less hurrahr' an mi
,binkin'. less torchlght kerosine. an mo iniuhe"'
lie so ter speak. -(Washngton Star.
So MANY convicts escape from the South Carolina
authorities that the State has taken to pupishhs
a c,othbound volume containing descriptions "
them
Me- Newrch drate)-rve a good mind TO sue
Won ~ for Your work that last order TO ensraVs
NJ The Designer and Engraver-What is the trouo'c'
madam? ,,.,., xx,,,, r ,o,d Won not to
spare any pains to make It the SWEETEST 100 cSss.
knew how and here you've put Just the same QUO"
of.arms on every piece.-(Chicago Record
THE Republican party" says The Rome 0.n.
tins,." speaking Of the late campaign sat on '',s
fence and asked the passer-by. Well now 90 '.s
ike the changer" Well. the passer-oy seems v
have answered the question
Now that the fair Is over
And the lights have ceased 70 nasn
Georgia has got the clover,
| And Chicago has got the casn! ,..,.,
| ANU -(Atlanta Constitution
The President and the Governor OF New ~
both issued their Thanksgiving Day proe'amA"'"'
before election day.
Oh. ,uistf,,lly after fortnights ensasene"TirI
! - could only feel sure that an .nc o"'' s''
Won ever loved should be perfectly mnpp'' van are
He reassuringly)-At any rate us,a,,s' wv
| the only girl who ever loved me'-''os"o'
There's a newspaper in Kansas edited py con,
vcted thief whose chief assistants are iolse' a'N
a burglar and published by gang OF known te'ohs'
Ita office Is IN the State Penitentary'
"yvhat ia your idea OF dadey' ne asked OF
| bright Washington girl ,,u rssec,ior SO n
| "a dude" she answered. after rv ar =, =
Young man who isn't good Tor any snns $50 co. ~
hang a chrysanthemum on.'-lWasn'ns'Va S'sts