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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26
Having purchased a sup

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we propose to give any
one A BARGAIN who will
buy of us, These instru-
ments are just from the
well-lnown manufacturing
house Of John +. Stratton
d Sons Of New York, and
are the best.
We have also an elegant
Shot Gun anda Ballard Rifle
for sale cheap.
Call at the ADVANCE Office
and see the goods.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

The g. & D. road is ~ present
having a run on wheat hauling
which comes via Louisville from
The West and in part from Central
and Southern Kentueky. All ~
this goes direct 10 Newport News
for export 10 England, and will
continue Tor somo slime % come
The present rate ~ shipment is
about two train loads per day o-
thirty cars. This 90 date hss aiI
come VIA Lexington. but consider.
able viii g. forward lhs eomi1z
week from Cincinnati Much ~
ne old article VIII aiso come With
the new aut a.i q i.lei .1r the
same point
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

The Richie Gazette rises 10 say
that Cleveland is rather more Of a
kcpublican--an extreme ender
you know-than he is Democrat.
This is rather bard on the Republi.
can party, but il is about true"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

There ae two Jobs, one financial
and the other political, in the scheme
to make state Of Indian Territory,
and the Indians viii bc bencGciaries
10 neither.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

Mr.. Cleveland to Republicans in
Congress Please drop politics long
enough to help inc knock out the
financial luuatios OF my party.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

The GOODNESS between Mr. Clcve.
land and the Democratic Senators
ought TO have some effect upon the
August temperature in Washing.
ton.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

To The Govcrnor 81 South Carroll
ma: a law that cannot be enforc
ed without the employment of an
army Of spies would better not be
enforced at an.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

Lizzio Borden was grateful S20,-
600 worth TO tho two lawyers who
defended her. Tho prosecution
earned a part Of that.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

Mr. Blanton Duncan says Mr..
Cleveland promised that he would
sign free coinage bill, IL Calafornia
would support him for President,
but Mr.. -. has a wagging tongue.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

Some men have humiliation thrust
upon them; other men bring it up
on thcmselves. The governors Of
several states have lately joined the
latter class.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

Since the German army bill
passed the Reichstag a good many
people have found it necessary TO
revise their opinion Of the EN-
peror's political sagacity.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

The Worlds Fair Sunday open.
ing was failure. The gates TO the
White City will hereafter be closed
on the Lords day, which is just, and
right, and proper.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

The kaiser's opinion on the sub.
jet Of controlling legislation it ak.
ed for by Mr. Cleveland, would IN
substance be about the following
It's ali in knowing how, my boy;
and | know.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

The bad by who rocks tho boat
until he falls overheard and nearly
gets drowned is typical Of the
Democratic party and the nation 5
finances.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

Carl Schurz and Wayne Mac
Veagh blush every time that vaean.
ey in the Supreme Court is men.
toned in their presence.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

hHnt.nEio1 AfVeri,tor. Jolly IEh.
The Clover Leaf Club invadel
kcnova yesterday cven. ngaad com
pietely capiured thc fowr. ID .sas
q merry party of ahou. a.. duv,ne
down in hig wagons aad fhr ur
'vat one of anlhoycd p.casure and
euIoymeHf, They ilnchcI on thr
bridge where the cooirr breeze
acied as an appetizer 10i afcrward
danccd returning horne in ht
night laic-n9 maitcr ahont the
hour The young men ihe club
arranged the ifip. ladies d.d tie rcst
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

Huntington hes a dog law woub
having. Il is as follows
The dog ordinance provides ina,
from July 18th to October 18th Of
each year, al dogs not nazxled are
ordered to be sho, BY Policemen
and the owners will be fined Fro,
October f5'h 70 Jaly is,h of each
year al dogs nos having collars with
ofs'' tags attached showing thss
their taxes are paid err ordered 70 3.
shoi-Huniingion Commercial
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26
kEN0YA NEWS.
Late Items From The
New Town.

Nj. !. d. Conner. OF Toronto Ohio,
was the guest OF Miss Sue Dufncy
last week.
Mr. Ben Herman. freight agent M
Columbus Ohio, Is the guest Of Nh.
D. Duncy.
Tennis playing IL now in vogue
and many Interesting games arc
played OF evenings.
Miss Emma Nixon. OF .roniop
~ tho guoat Of Mrs. NJ. l.. Klapp
this week.
Mr.. III. Willor expects 10 erect n
large building on his lot near tho
Union Depot this fall.
The family Of Hon. JOS. S. Mil.
Ter accompanied hy relatives are Wis.
ting the Worlds Fair this week.
The steamer Emily carried from
the wharf and from 0crcdo . large
select party Of merry dancers last
Friday.
Mrs. I. II Bnldridgo was vory
suddenly called homo this weok
at New Castle. Pa, on account OF
the illness Of Tor mother
Mr.. aud Mr.. Il. ID. Kolloy and
childrou and Mr.. and Mrs. l.. j
Duryall and child, spent Sunday
with Mr.. aud Mrs. G. 8. lDavis.
Layaletto, w. Va.
Mossrs. $. ID. T.. Rush and J
McCrum, formerly II A. J. John.
sons oilico, left for Chicago and
tho Worlds Fair, "Wednesday
morning.
The gravity road leading 10 tho
coal tipplcH 10 receiving attention
a large force Of men arc NJ work
and they aro putting IL in first
class order.
The Ohio is getting worry low and
soon tho largo stonmors will have
TO suepond operations fora while.
Then viii the boata Of the Fd
Kirker and J. +. Hustler come in
for thoir share Of patronage.
Tho steamer Cato City started
from tho coal tipplos last Wedncs.
day for Cincinnati with n tow Of
five barges Of coal She is OK
pectod 10 return with fleet Of
omptios next Sunday evening. al
preeen. the tracks are about full
Of loaded coal cars and whom bar
ges can be obtained loading will
be resumed iL full force. =
a personal visit to the site 81 the
ne'7 kenova bridge across SANDY
showed that work i. progressing
rapidly. Three Of the Golfer dams
have been built AID are about ready
10 be sunk. The excavation Tor the
shore piers and the butmenfs are
nearly cOnplcteiand soon stone lav.
irg viii be commenced in earnest.
There are several car loads Of stone
on the ground and the throng oil
workmen there makes II scene oil
life and activity -
Work was again temporarily sus-1
pended on the Union Depot yaater. |
day. u appears that J. a Hughes |
held a claim against the head con /
tractors for laying the foundation 1
Ofthe Norfolk 81 Western railroad /
shops and 10 secure the payment u /
this claim he attached the material I
70 bo used on tho depot. Mr.. Dur. 4
yea teleRraphed 10 headquarters
and when our reporter lnst saw
him he confidently expected 10 re-
ceiye orders 10 proceed. The men
bad then not left the building a.
Mr. Durgea assured them that he 4
thought matters would soon be /
settled aud the interruption would /
- of short duration.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

Tho unkindest cut of all was
that invitation to Mr.. Cleveland 10
visit tho Arkansas Hot Springs, for
his rheumatism"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

The Ceredo Advance

Representative Springer has dc.
veloped an enormous appetite for
humble pudding.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

The Democratic farmers are get.
ting the wool away which has been
pulled over their eyes 10y free trade
theorists.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

An exchange heads news item
'Dr. MeGlynn to talk" When did
the doctor stop talkinpl
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26

Save szs.co on Sewing Ma.
chine by purchasing Of the proprie-
tor Of lhis rapc;
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26
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ny, lndiauapo.is. Publishers of EouoH
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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26
NUMB ER -


On account Of the increased trsvct
during the continuance Of the half
iarc rate 10 Chicago, the Chrss.
peakc a Ohio will inaugusaie add.
iionnl through car service.
Pullman 'lccprrs 10y the r. T.. Y.
Ncs'ibulr Limiied (No. al and the
Zig route fuG through lo Chicago.
stopping ~ Midway l'lnisanee ard
~ the ho,el dislre, Of the South
side.
The half fare tickets apply only
"y The route OF The through cars.
a boy NJ Hanging Rock fonnd
tho body Of Robert sampson. aged
"a, last Sunday, Ia tho river
Sanpson wae drowned AZ Hunting.
ton, May 2ist. by n s,namboal
backing onto his skin. His homs
wac near Philadelphia, and "A.
Odd Follows Of Huntington
promptly took charge of tho 70.
mains aud sOnt them 10 his moth.
or.-lIronion Register.
~s~-a--
an eAcnrHion train ran into n
freight train ON tho G. q O. road at
Covingion aud sevon passen CORA
wore killed aud many other.
wounded. From some nnknown
cause tho switch was misplncod
turning tho train of on tho side
track whore tho freight train WAS
standing. IL Is supposed that ono
OF Tho employees OF the road lost n
switch key, which was found bv
some mischiuvOus person who
turned the switch out Of uure
Chronicle.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26
The Ceredo Advance.

n Republican Newspaper that
has n large circulation i'm the big
Sandy and Twelve Pole Valleys
An excellent advertising mcdi-
un.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-26
Published Eeery Wednesday.

TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION;
sbne copy, one year, Rt.bO
One copy, eight months. 100
One copy, six months. 10
Ono copy, four months, 30
Five copies, yr., $40 each.
Ten a. I.2S
Twenty 100
Strictly cash i'i Advance.
Tob printing Of all kinds neatly
- and promptly executed on rea
sonable terms.
Advertising rates reasonable, and
made known on application.
The Press., 1893-11-02
..More Haste, Worse speed. ,,

Of all the tournaments" I ever saw, one among the "dairy maids" at an agri- cultural show was perhaps the last to associate itself with that heroic proceed ure which such a word suggests. There were about 40 of them armed with "churns'' and started at the same mo- ment to make butter against time. Each came provided with watch, and the temptation was almost irresistible to turn the handle of the machine as quick ly as possible. But no, butter must be "humored," not driven. The silent lists were filled with the provokingly delib- crate flip, flop" of 40 churns. One of the slowest combatants won the race. l never realized more plainly that ''most haste is worst speed. ."-Cornhill Mag oziro
The Press., 1893-11-02
The Natives Had Scruples,

Once an amusing story was told me by South sea trader, writes Mrs. Rob- ert Louis Stevenson. He had been in the habit of carrying all sorts of timed meats, which the natives bought with avidity. Each tin was bran. l with a colored picture-a COW for beef, a sheep for mutton and fish for sardines.
 It happened that the firm who fur nished the mutton thought it good plan to change their labels, that their goods mightbe more easily distinguished from others. The mark chosen was a red dragon.
 The natives came with their copra to trade as usual. The new tins were shown them, but they recoiled with hor- TOT and gave the trader to understand that they had had some religious in- struction and were not to be deluded in- to eating timed devil.
 The trader was forced to eat his stock of mutton himself, for not native could be persuaded to touch the accursed thing.
The Press., 1893-11-02
"I had given up taking medicine.

"About the middle of December, 1899, my wife had been reading some of the testimonials of Dr. Greenes Nervura blood and nerve remedy. She told me she wanted me to try one bottle of the Nervura.
 ''I said to her had taken all the medi- cine I should. She sent to A. P. Cram, the druggist at Mt. Vernon, and bought one bottle of the Nervura, and said she wanted me to give it fair trial.
 ''I commenced taking it about the 18th of December. When I had taken it about two weeks the pain left me entirely from my back and bowels, and 1 can urinate freely without pain and the neuralgia troubles me but very little.
 gained in weight in the month of Jan uary twelve and one half pounds. I am 67 years old and can work now every day, while before taking Dr. Greene's Nervura blood and nerve remedy I could not do any labor excepting few chores.
 II hope that anyone who is suffering from any trouble with the nerves or liver or kidneys will give Dr. Greene's Nervura blood and nerve remedy 8 fair trial. I know that they will get relief.
 "I can truly say that thank God that such medicine as Dr. Greene's Nervura blood and nerve remedy was created, and I still thank Him that I was induced to try this wonderful medicine.
 II write this without any solicitation '
 The cure of so prominent and widely known public man as the Hon. John R. Prescott has created an immense stir throughout the entire state of Maine His friends and acquaintaEces are sur prised, nay, amazed, at his cure, for they had long looked upon his recovery as hopeless. People are calling on him from New Sharon, Mercer, Belgrade, Mt. Yer non and Rome, and people are writing him from all over the country, inquiring about the remarkable facts of this cure by this truly wonderful health-giver, Dr. Greene's Nervura blood and nerve remedy
 It is purely vegetable and harmless and all druggists sell it for $1. We would add also that it is the discovery and pre- scription of a well-known physician, Dr. Greene of 35 w. 14th Street, New York, who can be consulted free, personally or by letter. 0.,
The Press., 1893-11-02
For Strangers Only.

II stopped at small town in West Virginia not long ago. remarked the drummer, "and as I stood on the plat form at the station looking for somebody to tell me something about the place native passed along"
 ''Is there hotel in this townf'' in. quired.
 ''Thar ain't," he replied quite to the point.
 "Isn't there any place for strangers to stop at?"
 Well, yes," he said hesitatingly, "thar's boartin house whar nobody but strangers stops. Anybody that knowed anything about it wouldn't stop thar"
 The drummer sighed.
 "I tried it," he said in conclusion, "and the native was right. ."-Detroit Free Press.
The Press., 1893-11-02
heavy, and, besides, think the paint is

heavy, and, besides, think the paint is glued on."
 II hope you don't lie on the ground asleep very much," said Mollie, gravely, for she had taken great liking to this strange old man who didn't know any thing. "You might catch your death of cold"
 "I didn't say was lying on the ground" said the Unsage. II said was lying on my back. People ought not to catch cold lying on nice warm back like mine."
 And do you live here all alone ?" ask ed Mollie.
 "Yes, don't need anybody to live with. Other people know things and it makes them proud, and don't like proud pco- ple."
 "I hope you like me-" said Mollie, soft ly.
 "Yes, indeed I do," cried the Unsage. "I like you and Whistlebinkie very much, because you don't either of you know any thing, and so, of course, you aren't stuck up like some people meet who think just because they know the difference between a polar bear and fog horn while don't that they're so much better than am. I like you and hope you will come and see me again."
 ''I will truly" said Mollie.
 Every well, and that you may get back sooner you'd better run right home now It is getting late, and, besides, have an engagement.
 "You?" asked Mollie "What with ?''
 "Well, don't you tell anybody" said the Unsage; ''but Pm going up to village to the drug store. promised to meet my self up there at o'clock, and it's quarter past now, so I must hurry"
 But what on earth are you going to do there?" asked Mollie.
 "Im going to buy myself beaver hat just like Whistlebinkie's," returned the Unsage, gleefully. "Pve got to have something to keep my tablecloth in, and a beaver hat strikes me as just the thing. ' Saying which the Unsage bowed Mollie and Whistlebinkie out, and sped off like ] lightning in the direction of the village drug store.
The Press., 1893-11-02
How Professor Blackie AuOlopized.

Professor Blackie was featuring to new class, with whose personnel he was imperfectly acquainted. A student rose to read paragraph, his book in his left hand. Sir thundered Blackie, ''hold your book in your right dv'-and as the student would have spoken-''No words, sir! Your right hand. sayI'' The student held up his right arm, end. ing piteously at the wrist. ''Sir, hae nae right hand" he said. Before Blackie could open lis lips there arose storm of misses, and by it his voice was over. borne. Then the professor left his place and went down to the student he had unwittingly hurt and put his arm around the lads shoulders and drew him close, and tho lad leaned against his breast.
 My boy" said Blackie- he spoke very softly, yet not so softly but that every word was audible in the hush that had fallen on the classroom-''myb boy, you'll forgive me that was overrough? I did not know-I did not knowr' He turned to the students, and with look and tone that came straight from his heart he said, And let me say to you all, am rejoiced to be shown I am teaching a class of gentlemen" Scottish lads can cheer as well as hiss, and that Blackie learned.-San Francisco Argonaut.
The Press., 1893-11-02
EVERYBODY KNOWS HIM.
A Promident Member of the Maine Legis-
 islature.

WHAT HE SAYS WILL RING OVER THE WHOLE
 LAND, AS THE TRUMPET ToNGUED UTTER
 ANoEs OF ONE OF OUR GREAT MEN.
 The word of Hon. John R. Prescott, formerly prominent member of the Maine legislature, is all powerful.
 MT. Prescott lives at Rome, Me. Ev- erybody knows him, everybody respects him, and everybody believes what he says.
 And it is an interesting story which he. tells and an eloquent tribute which he pays.
 "Thirty-two years ago." he says, '1 was attacked with neuralgia in my face and head, mostly confined to the right side. There was not often day or an hour that was not suffering with that terrible severe pain, so severe a great many times that for several days and nights could not sleep or take any food excepting little gruel.
 My nerves were terribly affected and grew weak and feeble, as my many friends in the state of Maine, and more particu- larly in Kennebec county will certify to.
 "About five years ago was taken with what the physicians claim to be liver and kidney trouble, a soreness over the right kidney; so much so that could not bear to be rubbed.
 My bowels were very much constipat- ed, could not urinate freely, and suffered severe pain at such times.
 "My troubles increased very much, and for the past six months l could not get up from my bed in the morning and dress me before would be in pain in my back and bowels.
 II would often be forced to drop down and rest me and many times be in such pain that would cry like child and ask why could not die.
 "I have used for the neuralgia all the liniments 1 have ever seen advertised for the cure of that disease, and for my nerves and kidney and liver trouble have taken so many remedies that they are too nu- merous to mention.
 "I have been treated by the leading physicians of Maine, have also been to Massachusetts to be treated by physicians in Boston, and from all I have received very little benefit. One eminent physi- clan said that could not be cured, and many physicians examined me and refused to treat me.
 CT had oiven mn takino medicine
The Press., 1893-11-02

Icould keep nothing on my stomach, and got so poor my friends hardly knew me. I suf- fered with severe headaches, dizziness, faintness, backache, and the blues
 Thanks to Lydla E. Plxk- Aam's Uegeka6I Combouud, 1 am now as fat as ever, and have no female troubles.
 If you use my letter l hope 1t may be the means of saving some other poor mothers life as it did mine. Mrs. Ella Van Buren, Brazil, Ind.
 All druggists sell it: Address in confidence. LYDIA E. PtSKuAM MED. Co.,, LYNN, MAss. Liver PiLs. 25 cents.
The Press., 1893-11-02

GUARANTEED CURE.-We authorize our advertised druggist to sell Dr.. Kings New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this condition. If you are afflicted with Cough, Cold or any yLung, Throat or Chest trouble, and will use this remedy as directed. giving it a fair trial, and experience no benefit, you return the bottle and have your money refuned.. We could not make this offer did we not. know that Dr. Kings New Discovery could be relied on. Itnever disappoints. Trial bot ties free at E. K. Taft's Drug Store, Large size soc. and $1. 9
The Press., 1893-11-02
Just Like a Business Man.

Kunnifus Gin fruit store) Which is correct now, ''these peaches are cent apiece or "those peaches are cent eachl' ..
 Fruiterer- Neither is right. Those peaches are 50 cents dozen, or cents if you only want but one.
 Kunnifus- That's just like you, Bald win; never can sink the shop.-B Boston Transcript.
The Press., 1893-11-02
A "iaa Tad

If fishes knew enough to live in the ground instead of water" remarked Frank, ''they could get all the worms they wanted without hooks in them."- Harper's Young People,
The Press., 1893-11-02
He Won't Mention It.

A gentleman in this city was recently visited by a justice of the peace from an adjoining town who wanted to be en- frightened on q point of law. The gentle man gave the desired information. When tho visitor started to go, he said, liam much obliged to you for the in. formation." "Oh, don't mention it." replied his informant. The justice by this time had closed the door, but he came back and with the greatest sin. cerity assured his friend he would never say anything about it.-Hartford Cou, rant.
The Press., 1893-11-02

BUOKLEN's ARNICA SALvE.-The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay required. Guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price 25c per box. Sold by E. K. Taft.
The Press., 1893-11-02

HARM FOR SALE-Three miles from II the Springs, 50 acres of good land, well di- vided into tfllage, pasture and wood land, plenty of good fruits, picked 50 bushels Of peaches this season, best Of water and good, comfortable buildings. Price $SOO This is bargain for any one wanting nice little farm.
 If J. s. SMILEDGE
The Press., 1893-11-02

TJPHOLSTERER.- Oswald Guenther
 O will attend to all kinds Of Upholstering. First class work orders may be left with R. s. Converse and F. J. Chandler. If