New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-01-23
STRAY NOTES HERE AND THERE.

SI'RA J NOIES uEHE AMI IHENC.
Some we'll known surgeons and specialists are hav-
ing n good laugh at the expense OF two ambitious
members OF the medical profession who thought they
had found other day genuine case Of tuberculosis
in n chicken. 1t seems that n negro killed the
chicken for dinner and upon dressing 1t came across
one OF the internal organs greatly swollen and dis
torted This unusual discovery frightened him 80
that he would not the bird. but took II TO one
Of the ambitious practitioners. who Immediately Locked
himself in his and sent for his friend WIN
the utmost secrecy they began thorough
post.mortem examination. the autopsy being made I'M
der the microscope and after hours OF study IL was
agreed that the chickens lungs had been destroyed
by tubcrcles, and that the fowl was victim oi
consumption. Much aGitated by this starting us
coyery fiey sent for the negro.
aDId this chicken die, or did you Kill himP they
asked.
"I kill I'm sah," was the reply.
"was II sickl Had It been mopine around Tor
several daysi"
"Not as l knows on, sah."
"Where did you get It 7"
al raised lin. sab, fom chicken. l. was ue
finest rooster In de flock. an hate ter lose n' '"'
we had ter hab sometln' extra. bdn' us II WIS
Mindy AIMS buthday."
at was a lucky thing for you and Mindy Ann ,nn.
YOU didn't eat him. Why. this chicken was ue" ,,
Iefor. Won wrung lis neck. and you might as wen
tell the truth about H." ,..o,r,
aro, de Lord. sah 'e wasn't. 'E was CROWN around
dis mornn' ez big life. an a took on po"e''u"'
wen cotched 'm.' ,r,cs
Growing, lie couldn't crow. lie had no iuhs'
rA,. chicken died OF tuberculosis. Other CHICKENS ~
rou, sock NAV have It, and If you eat one or sen
80 q, n. eaton Won nre liable TO kill people ana 10
| .oa ,or II Don't YOU kill another chicken 'lh YOU
see u.s." ,oa micro
! scon,st was called IN and the investigator "''
,'nnod The doctors wero right 1t was tuoer'"',,'o
| ,. ,o+b,nr less medical student was ie, '''o =,
cccrrt a Young man from the country orni he began
sTrlne turn OF mind, and on his own account Nv "
an investigation. .Do, lam, IN. lungs you are
WY. he said at IS the liver his
'o" ThnSS laughed him 10 scorn, but no ''''"'i
srcuIL know what chicken s. for used % cd S Mv
| 49, Sarm and prepare them Tor inc eU'r rou tho
mother taught me how to DO H. Let ''' '"
iy parting m sn3h mem W np so' ve%
reaGh'u ,, The doctors had nothing 10 s asked
visions OF tuberculosis mr. discovery that was
cr other 10 keep quiet about 'h ', ,he oke got out
| each oei i',. Tho medical world. hui INC 'oh' o.
! and The laugh Is going the iouuu''
, f. "a lecture In New-Iork AGAIN .
50 49, CIV he has some new Stories i' "a a.
,uaac,e sam small. has given up P'eA' ",,.,,.s,
eono hack 10 his first love. the newspaper noone
I'LL could not make preaching p's' 49,, 90 bcsr
,., confidence In him and "onIh ho' '"" Al. las,
hIm Ills political blundeis III "coe, ,onos has
campaign '" -, nreaching, and will keep II up.
n'auo g., host stories is on his WIFE, be"'s "'
ocouointance how things got ho"B a. 80
"Somv replied "Me and my vic ~ ,. M,
.o,,,Ja because We started rieh'' WV" no, and
,no morning after we were married. rea'nru ,,a
Kissed her and s1d M onr and two piles Of clothing
~ them When you get up , wn,o H." others for
which intend to c %'% np and put dress and
y, mt on the brccches and from tha' Jay = ''''
never swapped'
r,a e,ocn Exchange Is about the nveliest p'ace IL
,,o., yor, on a busy day. and no vs''of !" inv ~,
g. allowed TO return home without h.>"e ""' a.,
o,imp.. OF the bulls and bears AT pay '.,','
. oyorace ont OF town man. there i soh''"'"7 Wy .
abont the buying and selling OF s'o'nS' "'" ,..,
,,si,c question, are asked by Inn rs ne ha''sa "
,,so,. ,w.,,v feet above the floor. ana listers
a., IA. wild cries Of the members VINO arc s'''''s
,oue.zcd and rushing 10 cover " i"rN '',F WV
gresham was among the spectators We o'n'' WY w
| ns friend was trying TO give lin " ci'Ar 'u'' V, nv
the business was carried on. bnt he sc''"
4. Xo,y" said the friend. "every man you s'e van
a c,o.. that floor Is supposed 10 be worth az lr.s
10000 BY TINT mean naf o S,' s %" am g seats,
. W." o." Ton GRESHAM al suppose they tahe thc sen
out when they get down 20 bsnesS ~" S' aa wort ",
o scat wouldn't mix mp with thai mon II W. WV
?. a million. I'd have my fun somewhere '''''
T.. Dost,n has an Art Commission, whose dnty "
re 70 pass judgment upon any works OF arr wh'" u,
;. socctv or Individual mas propose TO erect III P
lie Mace In that city, But everything j. ho' SUI
calling The Art Commission has run ionI o' '
,g,v council and the members OF The latter are 81
u aavorIur TO do away with the former a'pec'"''
. One Of them wants the Mayor 10 petition TIE Lcs''i'
n ,ure TO repeal the act creating The comii,oh' a
re another has not heSit"ted 10 d"ciar' :. " r1. o.,
Il ho, ,re Art Commission Is a useless body ine ''
d ,doubt.dlv Is that the commission has shveu
N from being afflicted with number OF nun, r n.opl
r., In nf works OF art. ana there "' P"p'
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n A second generation or snnos s.T t1e~S ss"