Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-09-07

wouh still be at home with my par ents getting three (S) meals per day and good rest at night. Now am a felon in the eye of the law. This is painful thing. A felOn in the eye of the law, mean. It must hurt like everything. I wouli like to prescribe for it.
 Write at once and please make it $10.
 II would not call on you for this only, as say, that I've been constant reader and judged that by what you say it is fun to be free and venturesome and not have anything to eat for a long time. But am not that way. If can get $10. will go back home to where mother is, and she will bind up my broken heart.
 ''P. S.-1f you publish this letter, will kill you on sight"
 Referring to die before cold weather sets in, l give the above verbatim, hop ing that 1t will warn some other constant reader in time
 EOu did wrong. Mortimer, to think that you could start away from home that way and not have moments of sad hess and depression. Your hope lay in successfully outliving these periods and overcoming this nameless pain without your mother.
 Nou are now, Mortimer, like the sore and bruised little birding that has been thrust from the home nest by the mother bird, You naturally want to get back where you can hold your beak open and shut your eyes and get as good worm aS the early bird would.
 But you are chirping now in the wet grass. and you are off your perch, and the sly cat will get you if you do not get d great big move on you.
 You do not say you are a physician. but that is neither here nor there. You can practice even if you are not. That does not disturb you. But you must not give up just as the interest begins to deepen. You have not yet been kicked off moving train by copper toed con ductor. That is something to remem- Der. Eou can have no idea how in fu- ture wears when you are great and noted physician with worldwide repu- tatlon and a clinic and pharmacopuaia and that conductor is introduced to you at q reception you can say:
 An, ysS! think have met you be fore. and he will say:
 Il am not able. sir, at this moment to recall the incident. Had I met one .f your worldwide reputation could hard ly so soon forget it."
 And you can say: An. it was when 1 was poor and unknown that met you, and you sternly reproached me with your heavy kip boot for not having a ticket! But let it pass. 1 have since prescribed for some of your folks. They spoke 10 me of you before they died We will not speak of the past. All is forgot ten now
 You have not been in jail yet. Morti- mer. which shows that you have not made the effort that you should.
 Bunyan wrote Pilgrims Progress" in jail. l have often envied people in jail It is so cool and quiet there. and such a good place to write a book of travel. If l could get into jail and do it honorably. believe l would. It is not too late yet.
 l will send yuu the money in a few days. had a check made out for you, and before l could get it into the mail for am living in the countrywide bank busted. IL will resume business. how ever. 1T claims. and when it does the check will be good. am keeping it for you.
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 1. A viking WAS a Norwegian pirate ill the past. lIr Was one of the pioneers in that line and coarse to a degree He sang rihald songs. E>tellc. and some times one could detect the odor of liquor " his breath. A viking even after he
 mad" his money always ate with his Nultr aul wore a red mustaChe that would ill d tvLcup plumb full.
 If reformed viking tasted wine in his pudding sauce. 1t would arouse his old appetite, and hr would load up with churnful of vodka and sleep all night in