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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-22

The undersigned has recipe for
and will guarantee to exterminate AID
drive out prairie dogs, rabbits, coy
otes, 'long horns and like yarmluis
and substitute in their places lpfe
vided the country is adapted TO farm
ing) good, law-abiding industrious
Woodworking, honest farmers, vac
will directly and indirectly build SOD
cause to be erected happy homes
schools, churches, business houses
mills, factories, etc.-in short peops
who will Comparatively sPeakinsl
cause the country to produce hgs Id
stead Of thistles.
My recipe is not composed Of no
ming" or "howery" resolutions, buiTl
Il believed bear investigation by plain
practical, common sense" business
mon. Those who mean business ana
want people and capital TO occupy
their vacant land and build up 'n'r
towns, or cities, are invited 70 Addrc"
yous5 truly, John Howard Of aud Ivy
Texas, Fort Worth, Texas
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-22
Hood S ; sa.ia, Cures

now, smooth and healthy skin formed IN place
Of tho disease and corruption OF course ittook
time, but Improvement was steady until Of the
end Of the year tho disease had entirely disap-
peared and Joseph stood n strOug and heal
thy boy. He "a at school and progressing
rapidly IN his studies.
I'VE aud all tic ucighbors regard his cure as =
pcrfcct uiiricIe." JAMES HAErEE, heater In
Roebilng & Sons Rolling Mil, residence, No.
Ga Division Street Trenton, NJ
HOOPS PILLS cure Constipation by resior-
ugthc pcrlstaltlc action OF tho alimcntary canal
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-22
Nothing Could BIO pone.

They said II was blood disease caused by
Impure vaccination. one night / happened
to be reading In paper about Hoods Sarsapa-
rllln, and decided 70 try H.
"Whllo taking the lrst bottle. Joseph did not
grow any worse; on the second, We noticed that
ho was improving. and, slowly but surely, the
medicine drove away tho disease and won a
complete victory. Tho scales and 5cabs began
70 fan on the sores gradually healed up, and
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-22

"wearc rs sure that Hoods sarsaparillas
our son Joscph's life as that the sun shines.
five years ago on board ship our three boys
we're yaccinated. Joseph had very soro arm.
90 bad az one time that we were afraid II would
have 20 be taken OIL. At length It seemed TO get
well. but about two months after, no began 10
complain Of soreness end pain in tho vacclnated
arm. He had occasionally shown some signs OF
scrofula, but nothing serious. Ills arm, how
ever. grew worse and worse and became swollen
and covered with sores. The Inflammation ais
sores also spread nIi over his bedy, and 80
WAS q mass OF corruntlon,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-22
Pltlablo 20 Behold,

misery 60 himself and almost breaking our
hearts with anguish over his dreadful condition.
Many time did wish he was dead and out
OF his misery.
"Thc eruption was especially severe back his
ears and over his hoad and the lower pert OF
his face. We had 10 cut OF all his hair VIC
could, as II was impossible 70 comb through the
mass of hard crust and matter. Physicians did
him no good, and three specialists at the Ego
and Ear Hospital said
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-22

one-quarter tho trouble from Catarrh that had
before taking Hoods sarsaparilla. know 1t
has spared 81 Navos my Iifo. Tho above is
a bare outline OF tho facts. hayo not made tho
statement strong enough; In fact DO not think
Tappan, Ohio. N. Is. De sure 20 got llO9Us.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23
Stage Superstitious.

The show business beats the
sailors for superstition, said the
actor. '.We are the greatest bcliey-
ers in omens that you can find any
where on the face of the earth, and
say what you please, the after-hap-
penings invariably carry out the
teaching of the signs. You know it
is certain bad luck to have a funeral
procession cross the line of march of
a minstrel parade. That thing hap
pened to us in bingham, H., and
by all odds that night was the worst
we had ever struck. II a man comes
into the room where a-crowd Of min
strels are, and il that man has an UNI
brella, he had better run for his life.
Umbrellas are sure hoodoOs. IL we
get into car and find a humpbacked
man, we must rub his hump or have
bad luck. II is very comical TO see
thirty or forty of the boys rush up to
the poor cripple as soon as they catch
sight of him and greet him with a
How are you, Mr.. smith? and at the
same time slap him affectionately on
the back. This is done for an excuse
to scratch his hump, and il done
properly always brings good luck
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23
sERIous FACTS ABOUT BREAD
Which Housckeepers should Earnestly
Cgnsider

| Which Housekeepers should Earnestly
Consider
A serious danger menaces the health
OF the people of this country in the
numerous alum baking powders that
lire now being urged upon the public.
There Is no question as to the dctri.
mental effects Of these powders upon
the system. Every Board of Health,
every physician, will tell you of the
unwholcsome qualities they add o'thc
food. Some countries have absolutely
prohibited the sale of bread containing
alum.
| Even small doses of alum, given to
! children, have produced fatal results,
while cases of heartburn, indig cstion,
GRIPPING constipation, dyspepsia, and
various kindred gastric troubles from
| irritation Of the mucous mem brane,
caused by the continuous use of food
prepared with the alum or alum-phos.
plate powders, are familiar in the
practice of every physician.
IT is not possible that any prudent
housewife, any loving mother, will
knowingly use an article of food that
will injurc the health of her house
hold, or perhaps cause the death of her
children.
How shall the dangerous alum pow.
dcrs be distinguished? And how shall
the danger to health from their use be
avoided?
Generally, alum powders may be
known from the price at which they
are sold, or from the fact that they are
accompanied by a gift, or are disposed
of under some scheme. The alum
powder costs but n few cents pound
10 10 nd iS off cold nj
cents pound. III some present is
or so cents a pound.
1t is impossible TO name all the alum
powders in the market, but any baking
powder sold at low price, or adver.
tIzed as costing only half as much as
cream of tartar powders, or accompa-
MED by present, or disposed of under
any scheme, Is of this class, detrimen-
tai to health and to be avoided.
But the easy, safe, and certain pro-
lection of our bread, biscuit and cake
from all danger of Embellishments is
in the use of the Royal Baking Powder
only. This powder is mentioned be-
cause of the Immune ra bic reports in its
favor by high medical authorities, by
the L. 5. Government, and by the
official chemists and Boards of Health,
which leave DO doubt as to It's entire
freedom from alum, lime and ammonia,
its absolute purity and wholesomeness.
While its use is thus safeguard
against the poisonous alum powders it
is satisfactory at the same time TO
know that it makes the whitest, light
est, sweetest and most delicious food,
which will keep moist and fresh longer
or that can be eaten with immunity hot
OF cold, stale or fresh, and also that
owing to ITS greater strength it is more
economical than others.
These facts should incline consumers
to turn a deaf ear to all opportunities
to buy the inferior powders. If a gro
Ger urges the sale of the cheap, impure
alum brands, it should be borne in
mind that 1T is because he can make
more profit on them. The wise house
keeper will decline in all cases to take
them.
Take no chances through using
doubtful article where so important
matter as the health or life of dear
Unes is at stake.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23
HE WOUND 1T AT NIGHT.
Which Was Why His Watch Ran Irregu-
larry.


larry.
1t was in Fifth-avenue iewelry
store.
My watch, said a gentleman to
the salesman, exhibiting a costly re-
peater, varies minute week. 1t
ought to keep time to the second. and
so YOU represented to me when | pur-
chased it. Look at it,
The salesman critically examined
the works through his glass, closed
the case and handed the time-piece to
its owner.
There is nothing the matter with
your watch. 1t will keep perfect
time ifyou wind it in the morning.
oh" laughed the gentleman,
that's chestnut. | wind it at a
certain hour at night
That has nothing to do with it, :"
responded the clerk. During the
night your watch is quiet, as it were.
That is, it hangs in your vest without
motion or touch. If you don't wind
it at night the handspring is then
relaxed, instead of being in that con-
dition during the day. By winding
it in the morning the handspring re-
mains close and tight all day. 1t
keeps the movement steady at a time
when you are handling it, running
around and more or less iarring it as
You hasten about the city attending
to your daily affairs. A relaxed
handspring at this time accounts for
fine watches varying slightly. Try it.
and YOU will find that / am right"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23
\ Queens Saddle,

The picturesque little village OF
Payerne in Switzerland, not far from
Lake Neubourg, possesses unique
curiosity in the shape of saddle
which belonged to Queen Bertha, the
tounder of the Benedictine abbey.
which has since been transformed
INTO one OF the best educational insti-
tutes of Europe. This saddle, which
is more than 900 years old, is of pc
2uliar antique shape, having an aper-
lure for the knee in the pommel
Queen Bertha was noted for her zeal
and industry, and in order to set
good example to her subjects she
always rode from one place to another
TO gain time.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23
German
Syrup

William McKeekan, Druggist at
Bloomingdale, Mich. 81 have had
the Asthma badly ever since ! came
out of the army and though / have
been in the drug business for fifteen
years, and have tried nearly every
thing on the market, nothing has
given me the slightest relief until
few months ago, when l used Bo-
schee's German Syrup. I ain now
glad to acknowledge the great good
it has done me. lam greatly reliev-
ed during the day and at nightgo to
sleep without the least trouble" o
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23
IE RE TIE r:

when all lifes storms are still
And all life's noises into calm have passed,
When rest and quiet come TO us at last,
What matters good or illS
What matters love or hate!
Calm hands arc folded DER quiet breast,
The weary head is pillowed In sweet rest,
And sorrow comes too latcl
What matters wealth or fame?
The narrow grave is all that earth can give
The deathless soul in other worlds shall live
And men forget our name.
what matters aught OF earth
The passing pictures of Swallowed dream,
The changing cddies OF q turbid stream,
lure these arc nothing worth.
Thy, then, despond, my fricnd3
che one thou lowest has but found at last
Sweet peace and calm and rest whom toll Is
past,
Ind death is not the cndi
Minnie Quinn.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23
The Best system of Fortif,cation.

Is that adopted nv people in precariors health
ease with that acceptable and crectual barrier
against it's inroads- Hos letter Stomach Bit
ters Precautionary measures, when the
health Is but slightly impaired is as physicians
well know, worth any amount Of medicatio
afterward. premOnitory malarial chill. u
MT OF indigestion, increasing irregularity OF the
bowels warning rheumatic twinge, inactivity
ness accompanied with furred tongue these
are appeals TO the sense OF self-protection
which no persoS OF common judgment will dis.
regard. Hostetters Stomach Bitters pre-.
serves those who take 1t from malaria, dys.
pepsia, chronic constipation. rheumatism. kid
ney and bladder trouble and liver complaint
Nervous invalids, persons troubled with the
in6rmitics incident to advanced years, ladies'
in delicate health and convalescent8 derive In.
finite benefit from the Bitters.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23
4 Partisan Plan.

The Paris municipality is making
an effort to raise the status of its
humber employees, such as laborers
and sweepers. A credit of 100000
has been voted toward an increase for
the latter half of this year of the
wages of all Horkmen in the employ
OF the municipal council whose
wages are less than ) francs (xl) a
day. At he same time the principle
of small periodical increase OF
wages-with maximum at the end
Of five years for the men who are
steady and remain at their work
during that time-has been adopted
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

Men and officers OF the police force, who
are exposed day and night to all sorts of
weather, should keep Salvation OIL the in
fallible cure for rheumatism and neuralgia,
at their homes. They cannot afford to be
without it, % cts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23
Saved From Suffering.
The Gratitude d Lady Cured by
kickapOo Indian SagWa.
DANYuLE, IL, Oct. 2s.

DANvuLE, III, Oct. Is.
feel il my duty to express my grati-
tude for what the kiokapoo indian
Remedies have done for me.
was suffering with Neuralgia, AMI
had TO stay up every night for weeks
Al last sent for bottle OF KIckapoo
indian Gil, and in less than ten min
utes after application | was relieved.
l continued its use and also used Kick
apoo Indian Sagyen at the same
time until Entirely Cured.
Many OF my friends have used your
Remedies fordifferent troubles, and find
them to do exactly as advertised.
| believe every BODY who Is suffering
should use them, as We are all brothers
and sisters IN Christ. viii answer any
questions a 20 WHIST with the help OF
God they have done Dr me.
Yours respectfully EVA DECAMP.
ktcKAPoo INDIAN SAcWA.
~ al klekagae ,u.r Remedies seld BY psalsu.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23
Maternal Discipline.

dear me, Mollie!" said papa.
why are you beating your dollie
sop .'Tause,' said Mollie, "she's
naughty. She said two an two makes
five, and when | told her it was six
she said didn't know nnfiin'."--
Harpcr's Bazar
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

ters' LAWYERS, mernbants "a and 'd" mec hanics
unite in indorsing DR.. Bulls Cough Syrnp,
the old reliable cure for all bronchial and
pulmonary troubles, as the best household
remedy in the market
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

Bakers Norwegian Cod Liver Oil
Quickly relieves throat aud lung Scases and i'm
parts yigor and new life. Sold by druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

Lanes Medicine Moves the Bow.
els Each Day. In order to he healthy
this is necessary. Cures consti patton,
headache, kidney ana liver troubles and
regulates the stomach and bowels. Price
soc and 81. 90 at all dealers.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

For Coughs and Throat troubles use
Browns Bronchial Trochcs. - ''They
stop an attack of my asthma cough very
promptly. &c. Fdlch, Wia8siyiiie Ohio.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

When wife shovels off the snow from
the sidewalk, she gene rally shovels all the
white of the old man S reputation at the
same time
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

Oddly enough, it is the conversation will
no point to it that boreS quickest.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23
Creen-Eyed Monster.

Lovelace-"Confoun the GOODNESS Of
that stage mauag
Lorella"Whats he doing now2n
Lovelace-'I just heard him tell Irene
she wouldn't do for page because she was
too pretty to be turned down.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

CommendJ itself to the wel-informed to
do pleasantly and effectually what was
formerly done in the crudest manner and
disagreeably as well. TO cleanse the sys-
tenn and break up colds, headaches and
fevers without unpleasant after effects, use
the delightful liquid laxative remedy,
Syrup of Figs
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

Coughing Leads to Consumption
Kemps Balsam will stop the cough at
once. Go to your druggist to-day and get
a sample bottle free. Large bottles SO cts.
and al 90
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23
Enough Cold.
Hail, gentle spring,
But, gentle spring, do not,
We prithee, hail,
Unless YOU make il hot.

DUQUETTE & cos POMONA COUGH
Tablets Absolutely tie best made" Two
onnce package for 3 cts, at your Druggists
Or Confectioners. Ask for them md SHOP
THAT COUGH
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

No woman respects man whom she can
rule without diplomacy.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

In mos games of cards good deal de-
ponds on "a good deal
The IN an with long head is rarely head
long.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

The man vino rides hobby always
wants the whole road to himself
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

EITS-All fits stopped ny DR. GiINES GREAT
RRvE RESTORER No ut after first days Mar
veous cures Treatise and g. 90 trial bottle free TO iii
Send to Dr. Kline 23i Arch ST. Philadelphia, Ia
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

It's odd that when we want. watch to
run we have to set it,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23
THE MODERN WAY,

Some people will sell their souls very
cheaply for the promise of spot cash.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23
1.-The Raby 4, Cutting Teeth,

1t is never hard to find people who wan
to play first fiddle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

"Hanson's Magic Corn SaIve."
Warranted to cure. or money refunded Ask your
druggist forit. Price IS cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

The fact that man is busy is no evil
dence that he is doing anything.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

No man can name his children without
telling the world something about himself
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

Character Is what we are when we think
we are not watched.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

Germany has C9,S5O miles of telegraph.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

When man gets a point on the stock
market he usually gets stuck on 1T.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

No Trees of first quality can ever be
sent by mail. Mayhap you know it.
by freight, prepaid II preferred, we
ship safely 4, ) or IT, trees; 2.year
Roses of rare excellence everything.
You actually pay less than for the
puny stun. 1000 acres Nurseries
10000 acres Orchards. Exact infor-
nation about trees and fruits. Stark
Bros, Louisiana, Mo.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-03-23

Re and use that old and well tried remedy, Mas
wINsLow,s SOOTHING sYRrH for Children Tecthing.
The Helena independent., 1893-12-23
Tho Waiter and the Coat.

A case of considerable interest both to
the keepers and the customers Of restau-
rants was decided yesterday in the divi-
sional court. Shortly, the facts were as fol-
lows: The plaintiff was in the habit OF
dining ut the Cafe Royal, and on the occn-
sion In question one OF the walters, with
out being asked, hung nphis coat for him.
By the end OF dinner the coat had vanish
ed, and the case which was tried yesterday
was the appeal OF the defendant, Mr.. Mic
OILS, against the verdict of the county court
jury, who had given the plaintiff damages
to the amount of guineas, The judges
decided, but not apparently without some
difficulty, in favor Of the plaintiff, on the
ground that there had been evidence Of neg
ligence in the matter Of keeping the coat
which the jury was entitled to consider, and
that there had been "bailment" Of the
coat. We fear that one effect of this decision
will be to cause the average waiter to be
very shy Of taking charge of the coats and
umbrellas Of guests, lest no should find
that ''bailment, with all its attendant
responsibilities, has come upon him un-
awares. But, in spite of this, 1t is much to
be hoped that the decision will be upheld
By fixing the responsibility upon the
restaurant keeper the law gives the GUS
toner substantial defendant to sue il his
property is lost instead Of an airy stranger
who appears for q moment, makes his little
mistake with the coats and umbrellas, and
then vanishes into the exit. No doubt
this decision adds to the troubles of the
restaurant keeper, but he can easily avoid
its dangers by providing q safe place for
his customers belongings, and declining
as the railway companies do-to accept any
responsibility for them unless there de
posited.-London Globe.
The Helena independent., 1893-12-23
Revolutionary Science.

The enthusiast in science is much given
to the methods Of the mighty hunter,
who delights to suddenly disappear and
be lost to human ken, wandering away to
the remotest corners of the earth and re-
turning after many days with trophies of
his prowess and skill. The scientist will
Ego on the still hunt for months and
years together and then suddenly confront
the world with some strange result Of his
delving in the bypaths Of science that
falsifies our most cherished beliefs and
revolutionizes our most classic standards.
OF such is Dr. Crochley Clapham,. who
seeks with formidable array of statistics
to sweep away all our generally accepted
ideas Of the beauty and significance Of
the intellectual brow" He maintains
that the smaller your head and the more
prominent your occiput, the greater is
your sanity-at least the mad have, as
rule, good heavy frontal lobes. He shows
by facts and figures based on the examina-
tion of human Skulls, 900 Of them
that the heads of insane men have larger
average size than those of men of sound
intellect. st. Louis Globe Democrat.
The Helena independent., 1893-12-23
Sold by druggists. 75c.
Kossuth,s English.

This anecdote is ascribed to Louis Kos
suth, the Hungarian patriot. He is quite
expert at the English language, but some
times is at a loss for the right word. Once
he spoke of stalking time by the hair" 7"
and noticing smile going around turned
mutely to gentleman on the platform be-
hind him, and he suggested. 'By the fore
lock 0-Exchanue