The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-04-20
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A z.sa proposes 10 import nonksla
and ir.in ttsm 10 become booibiseki.
VIII Toe public pat up With such moot'y
shiaes.
III. on, rcos, yen sold me las, sprios
~cre % THO that ! esn slmo't SEE
thr ugh IL. iaw. Dot tee our patent
sanitary os, Fsosi, Ven you leaf on In
der pribg you voa', catch cold.
He eou't sse ~ much Of Yen IN
tow ~ did at The stAslpre. She blush
ing)- Well. should bore not.
= Doeiot Did yen repea, the prescfir'
i'm ~ iirttteag Patient - Yes. can
say every word on i, backward. but don't
fetI tlaibed OIL DEXTER.
~ Thick. mafneted the hsDdcuned
Convict. that must be Io5r hnsbcier,
Tor bsse mtrs bonds oa hand ihaa
Can manage.
II, lie no Sopder that rel orti are &c
numerous from Washington, there Is st
much firing gong en- in the several de.
pntmeu,s.
- lIe- Ny income Is small. and perhaps
II Is cruti 81 me 10 iaSe you HON your
father. roof She lstIiously) Il don't
live on the iod.
How he lot his supper Tommy
Paw. did you go 10 Sunday school ever,
day when you vas boyY Mr.. figg
course did. why7 Tommy-I thought
yoa msybe went only on Sundays.
Father 80 you had your collsrton,
AMI three ribs broken laying football
thought you bad more sense. Son Well
whose fault was IN didn want TO 90
10 college did II
An eastern Maine newspaper CORES.
pondsnt mtkes the surprising statement
that $50 pound niaister 10 bis town had
the mumps on both sides OF his face las.
Sunday, aud yv, was not able to fill his
pulpit
Young CsllOw DO you knos there
sre csrt,iulines that keeprunning through |
add through my head sll the time. Mis-
Cutting Well, what's to stop theml
Mrs. Goodkipd -Ihsre's only one
trouble sloai peer Mr.. Careless. He's
generous TO a fault MIR Grufi : Hnmphl
LIS spiIy ,ba, he isn't generous to biz
family.
He Do you love me darlins' She
someIim,s ih nix dc, and then again,
when you have on that hideous bsggy,
new overcost, ] doubt the strength Of my
affection.
-E,b,l - Isn't II too bad about the mur
derr to whom We were carrying aowsrsi
Grace Why what has happened to bimf
Ethel Haven't you hesrd7 He's been 10
a uitled.
Belle Il suspect .bs, Carrie is goirg
/, get married at lss,. Mr.. Manning vas
having long conversation wi b her l,st
evening. Kate Bot WAS be seriousf
Btlle--Seriou ? Positively TAD.
--Employmeut ag,n,-W What was the
matter with your last placer Domestic
Tue couple had only been married .
month, IN ! eudnt stand the love maxim.
Asen,-W,ll, here's q chance in . hons,
where The compile have been msrried ten
years. Lomesiic- That's too long, lii,
% peace ~ quiet
--Youpg Waitley seems low spirited. i /
vondcr What toubles him. His uncle 10
dead. But bis uncle has been dead sever,
al days. and be has seemed cheerful
enough until nov. YES. but the will vas
read las. night.
Manager What 10 The world is all
lhst racket about out in the back rcomi
Helper les time for the four footed girl
10 come 90 and abe cant Grd her Other
lvo feet
oh, dear, sisLed Widow jenkins, ~
John bad made will, there wouldD'i
have been all this trouble about the prop,
trsy. Do the lawyers bother Jour Both
" mef They most worry me 10 death. ]
decisrr, | sometimes wish John hsdnt