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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1893-03-03
AN AsTHETE'S EPIoRAMs

Life is for too important thing
ever to tnlk seriously about it.
Men become old, but they never
become good.
AS soon as people are old enough
to know better they don't know any
thing at all.
Good people make good deal of
harm in this world. They make bad
ness of such Importance.
So many people pretend to be good
that it is sweet and modest to pre-
tend to be bad.
Women like to find us irretrieva-
bly, bad and leave us hopelessly
good.
A cynic is n man who knows the
price of everything and the value of
nothing.
All men are monsters. The only
thing to do is to feed the brutes well.
Many woman has q past. This
one has at least dozen.
Relatives are NUS ance, but they
make us very respectable.
prefer women with past. They
have SO much to talk about.
Whenever people agree with me |
feel must be wrong.
can resist overything-except
temptation.
There is nothing in the world like
the devotion of married woman. II
is thing that no married man knows
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LOVES YOUNG DREAM.

A man met with sextant the 9TH
er day, going on surveying expo
dision, says writer.
"Where are you going 7" asked.
Gust e piece out to run some
lines"
Zine instrument
ayes; but it lost me my first love-"
s.How so 2"
"Well, I was taking sight on n
hillside, on which was blackberry
pntch Just as / got the bearing on
my point OF observation, one of the
most beautiful girls 1 ever laid eyes
on-white frock, jaunty bonnet, all
except the wings-came within
range"
well ?"
II turned pale around my heart.
lost my bearings and became totally
engrossed in the contemplation of
her figure"
"What else p
"She stopped, not to conquer, but
to Iluck blackberry. She turned
her face toward me unconsciously.
curved her lips, and if IL volcano had
suddenly yawped its jaws L would
not have been so astounded. She
dropped blackberry, apparently MS
largo as young pig, into that ruddy
cavern you see that forgot l was
looking through soxt'int), and then
| wished that was dead.
That WAS the end of loves young
dream with ue, md I have remained
a bnchelor ever ce."-Chicago
Journal.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1893-03-03
THE DYING SOLDIER.

The reports from New Orleans Of
General Beuregard's last illness are
very touching. They represent him
as talking constantly in the delirium
of death of the great battle events of
the war in which he had borne q part.
One report is as follows:
During his illness he fought many
of tho great struggles of the war all
over again. In his dclirium he spoke
to his sou Henry, and commanded
him to order General Butler. of south
Carolina, to mass bis division. and to
instruct General Fields to join him
in doing likewise, as they had the
most numerous divisions. And with
n tone of high hope he added: we
will rout the enemy tomorrow
The fascinating clutch which the
strife of battle fixes upon the human
mind is one of the most extraordin-
airy phenomena of nature. 1t never
relaxes its hold upon the mind of
any man who has once witnessed the
terrors and the JOYS of the butte
field. In his last moments, when his
mind was no longer under the con.
troll of his will, General Loe lnurlnur.
ed commands to A. p. Hill IN Stone
wall Jackson had done when no was
in the same extreme. The last intel
ligible sounds hoard from Napoleon
Bonaparte, when his transcendant
genius was in the tlirnll that convert.
ed it into the mind of Nh infant,
were 'tete d'nrmee," showing that
his last earthly thoughts were of war.
The warrior once is IL warrior always
We think it would be safe to say
Tint an hour rarely passes that fails
to bring to tho mind of Confeder-
ate soldier some memory of the wnr.
His mind instantly tests every event
and overy new acquaintance by ref
erence to that awful period. II he
meets man anywhere near fifty
years of ago, tho first question that
he asks is twas he in the army p and
his first estimate of him is involunta.
rily less if no finds no wn, not.
The days between 1861 and 1865
were fearful dnys while they lasted,
but the good soldier who patiently
bore his part through them nil with
out mumur or complaint has II store
house OF satisfaction in his mind that
money could not buy from him.-
Times.
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DIR. DRUMMOND'S LIGHT.
MING

Remedy for Rheumatism is used by
physicians everywhere. and is known
az IL remarkably efficient preparation
for the relief and speedy cure of that
disease. It's work is SO Immediate
that benefit is felt from the first dose.
and one bottle will cure any ordinary
case. Sold by druggists in large
bottles, or sent By express to any adj
dress, with special directions and full
information. BY Drummond Medi
cine CO., 1850 Maiden Lane, New
York. Agents wanted.
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GOOD LOOKS.

Good looks are more than skin
deep, depending upon healthy con
diti,'n OF all the vital organs. II the
Liver be inactive, you have a Bilious
Look, it your stomrch he disordercd
you hove n Dyspcptic Look, and if
your Kidneys he affected You lave 1,
Pinched Look. Secure good health
and You will have good looks. Flee.
trio Bitters is tile great Alternative and
tonic, acts directly on the vital or
gans. Cures Pimples, Blotches, Boils
and gives good complexion. Sold
at a. i. Hargraves Drugstore. soc.
per bottle.
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anything about.

al ohibS uOOuC.
There are only two tragedies in
life-not getting what you want and
getting it. The last is the worst,
London is full of women who trust
their husbands. One can always rec
ognize them, they look 80 thoroughly
unhappy.
He thinks like Tory and talks
like Radical, and that's so important
nowadays
She looks like an edition de luxe
Of n wicked French novel.
| am the only person iu The world
should like to know thoroughly.
Natures gentlemau-the worst
type of gentleman.
My own business always bores me
to denth. / prefer other peoples.
Wicked women bother one. Good
women bore one. That's the only
difference between them.
Scandal is gossip made tedious by
morality.
A woman who moralizes is inyaria
bly, plain.
A sentiinentalist is man who
gives an absurd value to everything
md doesn't know tho market price
of any single thing.
Experience is the name man usu.
ally gives TO biz mistakes
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1893-03-03

VIRGINIA In the Clerks Office of
Tnzewell Circuit Court, Feb. 20, 1898,
@. NJ. McClung. w. p. Smith, Bruce
keener, F. II. McClung Jr., and G. J.
McClnng, Jr., doing n mercantile bust
ness under thesfrm name and style of
c. NJ. McOlung Il Co., in Knoxville,
Tenn. Complainants,
Jas. w. Peters. E. Eddison, Trustee. and
N. p. Coyley, Defendants,
In CHANcEnY.
The object of this suit is to enforce n
Judgment which is lien on certain
house and lot III the town of Richards.
known as lots Nos. and 2 in Section 10
of addition 2, for s50.0S and interest from
the 10th day of March. 1892.
And it appearing from sufficient evil
dence on file i'll this office that the defend
ants, N. p. Ceyley and f. Eddison trustee },
are not residents of this State, it is ordered
that they appear here within Is days after
due publication of this order and do what
may he necessary to protect their interests
in this sliit, and that copies hereof be pub
lished and posted rs prescribed by law.
\ cupy-Tesie
II. BANE HAKMAN, D. C.
GEO. W. ST. CLAIR, p. q.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1893-03-03
A MILLION FRIENDS.

A friend in need is n friend indeed,
and not less than one million people
have found just such friend in DR.
Kings New Discovery for Consump.
Ition, Coughs and Colds. If you have
never used this great cough medi.
sine, one trial will convince Won that
1t has wonderful curative powers in
diseases of the Throat, Chest and
lungs. Each bottle is guaranteed
i. to do all that is claimed or money
will be refunded. Trial bottles free
ct A. r. Harerave's drug store
Large bottles SOC. and $1.0O.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1893-03-03
PROMPT ADVICE.

"Sir," he said, rs he atalkcd into
the clergyman's study, lyon are Il G
man who tiad the knot, l believe"
II beg your pardon" said the cler-
gyman, looking up from his sermon.
you performed the marriage Ger.
emony for me, didn't you ?"
"Yes,certninly Mr. Vikings. What.
may nsk--"
"Then YOU know what the rights
Of II husband are T.
why, yes, i'll general way"
"And the rights of wife ?"
"Of course"
"Well, now. sir" said tho caller,
drawing a chair up to the clrrgynlans
desk aud taking seat, ''has wife
license to torture her husband Z"
"Certainly not
''lf she makes his lie miserable he
has edress, of course I"
Eyes, but | should advise
"Never mind yo"r advice now
We'll come to that later. My wife
complains that l don't shave often
enough"
sob, that's a small NATTER
"Is it, sir just whit told her
that that was my affair, and then she
taught the children to cry when |
kissed them, so that she could shy
my rough chin hurt them"
"That hardly showed a Christian
wait minute. Yesterday morn
ing L found them playing with the
cylinder of Il broken music box. You
know how that seems to tho toucn p
Certainly"
well, she taught them to call il
papa's chin
"Really, sir, I must Admit"
wait, till TIN through. TODAY
one OF them got on my knee, passed
his little hand over my chin ana call
ed it 'papa's music box. Now, sir.
ask you as a Christian man and the
inan who tied tho knot, what shall
do :"
Get shaved" replied the clergy
man. softly, as he returned to bis
work,-CLicago Times.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1893-03-03
AUBREY'S HISTORIC RIDE.

The ride of the German officers
from Berlin to Vienna recalls much
more remarkable ono made by +. X
Aubrey, II native of ST. Louis, Mo
about thirty-siX years ago, in the Far
West. He bet $1,000 That he could
ride from Snnta Fe, n. NJ, to Indie
pendence, Mo-, within five consecu
tive days. According to the terms
of the wager he was allowed only
such remounts as he could procure
en- ronte; that is, he was not to ar.
range for any in adva ace.
AS the country to be traversed YVES
then perfect wilderness to within
score or two of miles of the finish.
the only chance Of obtaining fresh
horses was from some rowing band of
wild Indians he might encounter,
who were as likely to take Aubrey's
scalp as to swap horses with him
But fortune favored him and he did
obtain fresh horse at the "Crossine
of the Arkansas" and at Council
Grove, and won his bet in four DAYS
and fourteen hours-a distance OF
SGD mlle-so that he covered au nv.
erage of nearly eight miles on houl
for ITO consecutive hours, feat OF
endurance that seems truly marvel
ous.-Washington Post.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1893-03-03
BUUKLEN'S ARNICA SALvE.

TIE BEST SALvE in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers. salt
Rhenm, Fever Sores. letter, Chapped
Hands. Chiihlains, Curns and all
Skin Ernptions, and positively cures
Piles, or no pay required. IT. is guar
anteed tn give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price % cents
per box. For sale by A. +. Har
grave.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1893-03-03
APPLICANTS FOR OFFICE

Should know exactly what to apply for.
List of U. S. Government positions sub
ject to appointment by The new admins
tration Except postoffices) OUTSIDE OF CIV
IL SERVICE, with salaries attached and
place of service noted, compiled from of
fetal record. Sent prepaid on receipt of
81. Only book showing what Offices ARE
OUTSIDE OF CIVIL SERVICE. Address,
HUGHES Il KING, Lock Box 443, Wash
ihgton, ID. @.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1893-03-03
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Thanking the voters Of Tazewell county
for their liberal support heretofore accord
ed mo, and further soliciting their sup
port.
hereby announce myself candi-
date for tho Office OF Clerk of the COUNTY
Court Of Tnzewell County. Mt election OH
the 18th Thursday in Nay, 1898.
am respectfully,
T. i. GEORGE.
hereby announce myself candidate
for tho office Of Clerk of the Circuit Court
of Tazewell County at the election May IS.
1893, and if elected will discharge the
duties Of tue Office to the best of my abi-
ity.
JlNL IIkDNJlN
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1893-03-03
EON DyNPEPSIA.

For DYSPEPSIA,
Indigestion, and Stomach disorders, use
BROWNS IRON RITTERS.
All dcnlers keep It. 81 nor bottle. Genuine has
trademark and crossed rcd lines ON wrapper
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1893-03-03
Fl. LANE HARTMAN


ity.
Fl. ZANE HARTMAN
ANTI-OPTION BILL BEATEN
Mr.. Hatch, after long fight, sue
ceeded i'll getting the Anti-Optiou
bill before the House. Mr.. Kilsore
kicked his hardest and put to the test
every known means of flibustering,
but without avail, and q motion to
suspend the rules and take up the
Anti Option bill was carried. The
amendments made to the bill in the
Senate wero read and the debate on
them was begun, having been limited
to thirty minutes.
The motion was to suspend the
rules and pass tho bill with the Sen
ate amendments. The vote stood
ayes, 172; nays, 124; and this not be-
ing the necessary two thirds, the bill
is now finally defeated for this SEES
sion.
The vote of the Virginia delega
ton was MS follows:
leas-Edmunds, Epcs, ones, Law.
SOD, Lester and Meredith.
Nays-Buchanan, Wise and Tuck.
er.
Colonel O'Ferrall wns recorded as
being paired with Mr.. Taylor, of
Tennessee, and as the pair was not
explained it is not known how he
was Disposed toward tho measure.
AT Z O'clock Mr.. Beltzhoover was
recognized by the chair, and offered
resolution to suspend the rules and
take up and pass tho bill for the re-.
lief OF William and Mary College, ut
Williamsburg, Va.
In the absence of Mr.. Reed, Mr..
Burrows, of Michigan, led the oppo.
sition to the bill, and demanded tell.
ers on division. Mressrs. Lawson,
Wise, buchanan aid Meredith we're
active In working to get the neces-
sary two thirds to vote to suspend
the rules. The opposition did not
vote, hoping to break quorum. In
this they We're unsuccessful, and 167
members voted in favor of tie sus-
pension Of the rules, and they were
suspended.
On the motion to pass the bill Mr..
Burrows demanded the ayes and
nays, and the roll call proceeded.-
Mr. Reed came to his seat soon after
the roll call began, and his "nop was
very decided.
The roll call occupied twenty-five
minutes, and the vote as announced
stood-ayes, 1916; nays, 80.
On the announcement of the very
handsome vote for the suspension of
the rules and the passage of the bill
there w.s rourd of applause. This
Dill having passed the Senate, now
goes to the President for his sigma.
ture.
The friends of Mr.. John Goode
have determined to wait upon the
Presfdent early next week, and tc
then urge his appointment as Solicit
or General. The entire Virginia del
egation endorse, Mr.. Goode, and
from all over the State be has full
endorsement. Mr.. Goode has also r
number OF friends in the House who
will visit the President in his behalf
In the Senate the Republicans sue
ceeded in raising quorum soon of
ter the reading of the journal of yes
terday, and Immediately went int
executive session.
The executive session was held TO
the purpose of referring to the judi
clary Committee the nomination
made by the President of Bento,
Hanchett, of Michigan, to be circui
Judge in place of Judge jackson, O
Tennessee, recently confirmed a
Judge OF the Sgpreme Court of th
United States. In an hour the COR
mittee reported favorably on Mr.. Ha
chett's nomination, though no actio
was taken.
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for 1nfants and Children.

"Cnstoriaisso well adapted to children that
recommend ita superior to any prescription
known TO mo-" IL A. ARCHER, n. D., :,
III So. Oxford ST., Brooklyn, NY.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1893-03-03

When Baby wns sick, wo gayo her Castorin.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria
When she became Miss, she chung to Cnstoria.
When sho had Children. she gavo them Castoria.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-04-07
PEW AND PULPIT.

THE Alutes, of the native Presbyterian
church at Sitka, Alaska, give more lib
orally per capita than any other church
in the denomination.
A PRESBYTERIAN preacher in Indiana
has adopted the circuit-riding plan. He
has eight appointments each of which
he visits once in three weeks.
The Methodist church at Mount Yer
non. n Y, after raising debt of sl4,-
coo. felt so good that it also raised $500
to help the Baptists build n new chapel.
DURING the past twenty years over
SIS, O00. COO have been expended in re-
storing cathedrals and churches in Eng
land, and over S4s. O00. 900 have been
spent in building new churches.
Rev. TEUNIs s. HAMLIN, d. d.. Of
Washington. ID. c.. the eminent Presby-
terrain pastor. asserts in the Congrega-
tionalist that there is a great deal Of
vital, practical piety among our public
men. The notion that they are all cor
rupt schemers is n fetch unworthy 81
intelligent Americans"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-04-07

is about one hundred feet high. The
hole extends very near the entire
length of the chimney. The chimney
is considered unsafe, as the bricks are
continually falling. You will notice
that the bolt struck the top first, then
skipped about fifteen feet. tearing the
bricks out to the base of the chimney.
leaving hole clear through one side OF
the chimney. There We're no lightning
rods on the chimney or building.
There are no high buildings anywhere
near the chimney. although there are a
few small outbuildings not over one
story high. The roof of the large
building is heavy corrugated iron The
chimney is cracked very badly and ap-
pears to be very shaky. Coincident
with the stroke, the local and long dis
lance telephones were all burned out
within a radius of one-fourth mile
Frank C. White. in Scientific American.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-04-07
ABOUT MOUNTAINS.
Some Scientists Clam They Have Roots
similar to Trees.

Some Scientists Clam They Have Roots
Similar to Trees.
1t is well-known that mountains at
tract the plumb line. and thus render
ATTITUDES determined by its means or
by spirit or mercurial level inaccur-
ate in their vicinity. says A. r Wallace
in the Fortnightly Review.
During the trigonometrical survey of
India, the amount of this error was
carefully determined in several locali-
ties near mountains, but discrepancy
appeared
When the mass of the Himalayas was
estimated and its attraction calculated
it was found to be more than the OBJ
served attraction. The same thing had
occurred in the original experiment by
Maskelyne at Schehallion in Scotland,
and similar deficiency in the error
produced was noticed by Petit in the
case of the PyreneeS
Many attempts were made to explain
the discrepany, but that which was add
vanced by the late Sir G. b. Airy seems
best to account for all the phenomena,
and it is that adopted by Mr.. Fisher
1t is that every mountain mass on q
continent has a much larger mass pro-
jecting beneath the crust into the liq-
uid substratum, exactly as an iceberg
has larger mass under the water than
above it.
Sir G. B. Airy argued that, whether
the crust were 10 miles or a 100 miles
thick, it could not bear the weight of
such mass as the Himalayan and Thi-
betan plateaus without breaking from
bottom to top. and receiving support by
partially sinking into the liquid mass
The best experiments show that the
proportionate densities of most rocks
in a solid and liquid state are approx
imately as ice is to water. and thus no
mountain masses can be formed,
whether by lateral pressure or other
agency. without corresponding protu-
berance forming below TO keep the
crus. in equilibrium 1t Is this dis
placement of the denser substratum by
the less dense roots of the mountains"
that leads to the total attraction of
such mountains being less than 1t other
wise would be. In our authors words,
the roots of the mountains can De felt
by means of the plumb line"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-04-07
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

TEXAS permits high-toned convicts to
hire substitutes 10 work for them in
the convict camps.
CHARLES. duke of Orleans, was one'of
the earliest known writers of valen-
tines, or poetical amorous addresses FOR
the day.
YOUNG girl in Montreal named
Mary Parker, for deserving the service
of George E. Small. was found guilty
and sentenced TO FIVE minutes imprison-
ment and fined Ave cents, or eight days
in Jail
ST. VALENTINES day has almost gone
out Of fashion in England. 1t usea to
be that many thousands of valentines
passed through the mails that day.
but this year the number was Iery
small.
Miss SADIE PRICE, of Bowling Green.
Ky. has spent four years in collecting
and classifying the wild plants of. War
rem county, and has found about
lightweight different orders AMI six
hundred and fifty species
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-04-07
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Its excellence is due TO rs presenting
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It has given satisfaction TO millions and
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every Objectionable substance.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale by all drug
xists in SOC and 81 bottles, but It IS man
1factured BY the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed ON every
package, also the name, Syrup OF rigs,
and being well informed, you WILL not
accept any substitute if offered.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-04-07
WITH MILITARY TITLES

GIX. RosxcRANs. register Of the treas
ury, writes from California that his
health has improved very much. He
does not contemplate resigning his po-
sition-
GEN. BzAUREGAKD built the first bio
railroad in this country. The road was
constructed just after the war and ex-
tended from the city of New Orleans to
the suburb Of Carrollton.
LIEUT.. PEARY will have q rival in
Arctic exploration this coming summer
in Frederick Jackson, who takes q
British party up TO Franz Joseph Land
and who thinks he will there have land
up 70 the eighty-fourth paral lei of lati-
tude. possibly further. Thence he pro-
poses to proceed in dog siedges.
GEN. RAKIIFF 6RINKERHoFF, o. Mans
field. o., will succeed Gen. r. Il. Hayes
as president Of the National Prisoners
Aid association. He was a volunteer in
the union army and rose TO the rank OF
brigadier general He has for several
years been first vice president of the
National Prisoners Aid association.
GEN. BEAUREGA HD was one of the
numerous confederate commanders
whose services were sought by foreign
governments after the fall Of the con-
federacy In 1866 he was rendered the
command Of the Roumanian army, and
the khedive twice offered him the gen
eralship of the Egyptian army. All
these offers Gen. Beauregard declined: