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The Penn's Grove record., 1893-09-29
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, WHO live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in tho
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fever
and permanently curing constipation:
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
news, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
,Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in Soc and 81 bottles, but it is man.
fractured by the California Fig Syrup
60. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being we'll informed, you will not
accent any substitute if offered.
The Penn's Grove record., 1893-09-29

Southern Pacific locomotives will
soon use for fuel bricks made of coal
dust and asphaltum.
The Penn's Grove record., 1893-09-29

EaisE Heecaams-no others 3 cenu : bon.
The Penn's Grove record., 1893-09-29
FIGS N
mZHTHE devil never

church.
No REAL child
G ever wants
to go to Heaven
tlone.
THE true scrv.
ant OF God al
ways gets his pay
in advance.
GOD will not
go where His
numblest child
The Penn's Grove record., 1893-09-29
ACTUAL VIEW OF STUDENTS BANK IN
GoIdey Wilmington Commercial
College q School of Short-Han
Sta ani xarko. sts., Wilmington Del.

one Of the five built UP Business Offices Of the
College, conducted by the students. s64 students
no ladies', from io7 places aud 7 States last year.
Every year larger. Everything practical.
Teaches self-support. Graduates Giled To sit
uatious. Individual Instruction, therefore enter
at any time. Expenses low. Eighth year
one Of the most costly and magnificent Catalo-
CUES r,rf issued ID America, mailed free; bcauti.
fully illustrated. Es-write for II.
n. s. OOLDEY, Principal.
= rs4rs yfsy onsss aHf - aistfo II Ht,a's.'rs
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-12-01

Cine eieentb Il 8rat,
m etbObe baben bic Mongolen. Sie
ipiro bel nerfdieOenen tleineren Ibiers
arten ltnsbsionoere benz Tarbasen,
einem Nasetbter. bas als 2edsrbtlien
gilt a~n9efpenbet unb beltebt oariu, Oa6
man jund4lt bas Self nit Dem 6leii9
BON benz &no6en9eriiit ab3iebt uno ben
10 erbaltenen Beutel NIT eliibenSen
Steineu fiillt. Gr miro banu sueendbt,
lno nod Elm paar Minuten in bic 9eibe|
Ni9e gelest. Sn Der 8an6boble lam.
melt fid babel cine Grt 8leii6bribe,
bic b~eionoers gut i9meden iol.
9 d m Int 1t9e europdi9e
MIpengletf6er tontnen feinemi
Der @leti9er tn Ilasfa an a~usbsbnuns
gleih.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-12-01
@atb fit MHttcr.

Dor iiber so Sabren f9on murbe
MrS. Minslom's SOOTHING : Sprup
BON Miaionen bon Miittern beim 3abs
men Der &inber angepenbet. Wirt bu
int S9lafe bur9 bas @areien zines
4inbes geft6rt. baS i'm 3abnen 1T unb
Dor Sdmer3en peints Menn 70, lafe
iOfort cine Glai@e bon pMrs. @inss
lotps Soothing Syrup" bolen. Sem
Wertb 1T u%nbe3ablbar. IS pirb benz
tleinen 2eibenben iofort 2inberung pers
iGafen. 8erIaBt eu6 barauf, Mitter,
eS 1T fem 3meifel bariiber. IS beilt
0pienterp unb Oiarrboe, regulirt ben
Mager unb bic Nieren, beieitigt Winbs
&olit, erpei1t ben @aumen, perbins
bert g%nt3inbuns unb ftdrtt bas gauge
Spfem. .Ntrs. Winsloms Soothing
Syrup" fir sabnenbe &inber 1T angez
nebm in @ei6mad unb bas @ecept
ftamtnt BON einem Der beiten meibli6en
Qerate in ben Ser. Staaten. Sc lift bel
allen Sruggifen in Der aan3en @elt su
baben. preis rs Gents per 6Ini9e.
4auft ri6ts anberes, aIs Mrs. @insz
Ions SoOtbingsS brup.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-12-01

GppleD's @egifter, No. % QIamo
plaaa bat einen &uf fir suten alien
Wbisfep, bic beiten gemii6ten @ez
trdnfe, feline Weine unb ausgeaei@nete
importirte unb einbeimii9e @igarren
un6 tets frif6es 8ier. Ser giaentbis
rter, Soc @oolep, bertebt feiu @ef@dft.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-12-01
Intunft.

Bon @alpefon, 0ouiton unb @uero
tdgli9. 200 Wbenbs.
Bon @orpus Gbrifi, Nramfas paB urb
Beepile tdgli6. 40 Na9m.
BON &errpile tdgli6.... $3.50 Born.
0on &errbi1e tdgli9, ausgenommert
Sonntags unb Wontags, nm
6:45 Na1m.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-12-01
galtfornia , Weine.

Weinliebbaber finben elm sroBes 2as
ger bon feinen California @einen bel
9errn s. S. WeDer am Nlamos
plaaa. 0err SLEEPER im9t bic @eime
an Ort unb Steae aug unb fauft brett
aus Dem Seller Der Meinaii9ter. @ls
gutem &enner gelingt es ibm ftets, bic
beiten Sorten ausautpdblen. @r fam
feline &unben unb Gamilien NIT einem
guten Sropfen berfeben. &otbz unb
@eiB Weime 1T bor5igli6er Nualitdt
bon ieBt ab $1.00 per @auone - fret
tns Qaus geliefert.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-12-01

ma Morgan City Fish and Oyster
Co. WboIeiales unb &etail : Sdnbler
in feinen 9utern, Gil6en, Wilb &C.
SeIepbone q o. 81.
Maftrdge aus benz 2anbe tperben
erbeten unb prompt ausgefibrt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-12-01
Q. u. & u. q. 8abn.
Mbfahrt.

Na@ @alpefton, 6euhon unb @uero
tdgli1 ..............9:05 Born.
Rad CORPUS @briiti, IranfaS Bab rnb
BeeDile tdgli9 ......2:10 Na9m.
Na6 9errbiae tdgli6. ..7:15 Mbenbs.
Ra6 &errpiae tdgli6, ausgenommen
@onntags nnb Montass, nm
7:40 Mprgens.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-12-01
Sine d srennS..

.Gtn Srennb tn ber Netb 1T Elm pirfli@er Ereunb u
Riot trentger atS eine MtntoH eeute baden fold etueu
GreHnb In sDr. Rings Neuer Grintuus segen Grtdis
tuue. 6uiten unb Gnpinbsu@t@ Sefunben. Wenu STE
biefe s~robartiae 6uffen sMebtctn nod nte sebrauht baz
ben, bann ipateu ste IT'D burG einen Werfu& bapon
fberseusen, bab btefelbe punherbare Mtrtunaen BET
Der Seilnrs pon allen SaIss, Nrufz unb aunaeubes
fhmerben e~rsieit. Bon ieber TIai6e niIb ~sardntt..,
hab has aRtftef Naes Iettet, mas Ron thm perlprc&en
Dtrb, pber bab bas @eIb Surhderfattet ptrb. Rrobes
6ldfhen Ju so Gents uub 81. 90.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-12-01
gumtbern Yaciitc $ 8abm.
Mbfabrt.

NU IT,
Nad STEMS rleahs, 9Duton unb @als
peiton tdgli@ 1850 1br Na9mittags
unb 9 ubr Nbenbs
Nad Sam Granciseo, 81 Yaio unb
eagle paB tdgli6 $3.50 8orm. 49,.
Mnfunft.
Bon 9temsO Orleans, 1oufpn umb @aIs
beftDn tdgli9 $500 Born. unb 4:15
Na6m.
Bon San Sraaeiseo, 81 paio unb
eagle BaB tdgli6 1:25 Na6m. -.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-12-01

Der@ ar 9al bes 36-
nt98 BON Sa9en. Ser Star.
f9alitab, mel6en firsli9 Der beutl6e
Raiier benz 36nis gilbert bon 9adieu
bet Der Seier beiien 5~0jdbrisen Wilitdr>
bienitiubildumS iiberrei9te, beltebt aus
elmer NIT bellblauem Gammet iiberso<
getlen filbernen 9ille. Diejelbe lit OBJ
tuedielno nit 9olbenen preubii9en Nb>
Tern nuo preuBii9en 90nisstrOnen be-
test, uno 5tpar berart, oaB In elmer
9dngsreihe je fieben Nbler unb lieben
8ronen Ylas sefun6en baben. SIN
@an5en finb bier folder 2dngsreibeu
ausebradt. Die 6ille nirb ober nrb
lrlten bon golbenen &opfltiden abees
i6lofien. Die obere Defelplatte oieIer
3opfitide 5eist auf metBem email,
9ruroe ben NamenS5us Nv. r." In
BrilantroIen, bon einem goloenen Cor
b~eertran5e um9eben, fpdbreno bic @n1ail>
platte bon elmer Heibe Brilanten unls
rinst lit. Die untere Dedelplatte trdet
auf tieforangefarbisem @maileruu0e
etnen nit 8riaantrolen 6i9t bef,sten
prenBii6en Nbler. Diele Platte lit
BON elmer 8eibe Smaragoen linb elmer
8eibe 8rillanteu umfrdn3t, pel6e- Die
1dHiii9en 2unoeSfarben fDmbolilireu.
Yin ben aopfftiifen lit ~friesarti9 berum,
Ianfeno je eth 2orbeerbano anoebraGt
uto bon beiben Seiten our6 einen nit
8rillanten bi6t beletteu Nano abee.
f9loijen. DieleS Garb tragt folgenoe
@iomung : r@ilbelm H., &0nis Don
YreuBen, benz 5elbmarl6aa R5nig
Glbert bon Sa6ien fir 8erbienite I'M
fiegreihen 6~elo5use 1901, gum 50,
idhri9en Observation-Disclosures, "a.
Oftober 1893" @egen ben blauen
ganmet fino bic 9opfitide our6 cine
Reibe bon Berlen ab9eldloGen. Guser.
benz fino TT ben S06luugen Der 3opi,
fttide ie a6t fret esarbeitete soloene
plumen eingefigt, aus beren Wiitte
fit 9roBe 8rilanten b~erausbeben. Der
WarlGalitab bat cine 2dnge BON 40
@entimetera BET einent Durdmeljer pom
A @entimetern.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-12-01
wter arobe Grfofae.

Da bic fpIsenben pter Mehitamente in Wtrtlt6tett
aaes Das leffen, mas tn ben NrBetsen fur ~htefelben
reriprSHeu ptre, 70 bat Der Gertduf ~berielben etnen
erffauuIt4 srpben umfaus ausencninen. Sc hnb
bites Or. einas wNeue Grfinbung aesen 5hptnhs
5u@t, Spfen unb Grtdltune." Sebe BIafhe trtrD sas
ranttrt. Eerper: electric Bttter81, has srcbe 6etls
mtttel fdr eebers, Wansen< nnb Nteren : eetbeu auer
Mrt. Gcbann. vBudleus Mrniea : Salbep. bic bette
in Der annsen NBeft. unb enbitf: nDr. AtnsS Reue
2ebens : giaenA, bic S~erabe5l r~crtagli4 fno. @en
alien btejen Mttteln pfrb s%orantirt, bab fe aae8 DaS
IetHen, mae ron linen bebduptet ptre. gu baben bet
Der San aatpnio Drug COMPANY.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-12-01
Die mooe auf ee.s yopas,te.

Man fdreibt Der 81. ST. 9r.4 aus
Parts: @ta man ssaau mtiien, mas
it9 tn Der l1retbeabeu n~ornebmen Welt
5temt, 10 muB ulau u1tr Die Poitbeamten
In ben ~eleganten 0terteln Interviewer.
9ett mebreren Monaten ntrb moi nod
better unterri6tet, ba boloe meibli9e
@eien bte 9erren am Boiti6alter abse.
loft baber. Dte Damet, bic fir Mobe>
lfnbten mebr Sutereiie fiblen ais tire
Bor9dnger, perfi1eru un8, oaB bie
allerelesanteiten 8riefe, jene, bic BON
ben tm%poiantelten 3afaien CUR Soft &c,
bra9t merben, tn Dem tiefen @elb ct.
l9einen, ba8 anf Der ruliii9en aatiers
fa9ge 51 finben 1T. @ine meitere 8olts
3eilion fir ben @e19mad oeS cages
brinsen sldn3enb weiBe 8apiere, auf
pel9en Elm aus 9libernbem Streulan6
gefornlter @tsbar eri6eiut, ber lt6 mte
etn alteS Mappen9etbier auf Dem Sou,
bert ausnimmt. Sn Dem nobernen
8arabies Der Sran3olen lpiett au1 bte
Sblange cine Ho1e-eine fleine Mos
mentberibmtbeit lit ndlmli9 tn poris
Wtabame BDtbon, Die sroBe Sdlanse
6eS Jardin discrimination, bic felt
&uraem Wtutter bon 16 @pr0Blingen
g%emorben. Re S9lansenbrut erfreut
fi9 bel &letn uro @s8R itarfer Beliebt.
bett, unb oesbalb ftnb aldi Die neueiten
Monoeramme auf BEN Briefpapier aus
S9langen gebiloet, bic ieltlam Der.
i9lunsen, 8u6itaben bilben.
@as Die Mouo9ramme lelbit betrtft,
i6manft man 3nil6en ben @rtremetr.
@ntwe6er iinb iie auf Din5iset, faum
erbiensroBen Meoaillen geprdgt unS
nur nit 9ilfe Der Supe gu ent3ifern,
O6er man fiuoet mu6tise, aus fnorrieen
Neiten 9eformte 8u6ltaben auf benz
Paptere. alerlieblt iiab 8rtefpapiere,
fiir ~@inlaounsen beitimmt, Die ben @ul<
pfdnger ui6t LANCE bariiber i'm 3peifel
lafien. oh man thu gum Deieuner ODER
gum 8iner bittet. Dte Nufforoerut1s
gen, an ei1em Sribitiide tbeil5unebmett,
Der6en ndmli9 auf Gdrt9en gel9ries
ben, beren ltnten @de bon elmer nlaf)z
tisen golbeaen Strablenlonre erbellt
lit; nil man aber ben @ait in ben
GbenbitunOen empfansen, 70 lit oas
8rtefpapier nit eiuem iilbernen Boa.
MONDE ge3tert, Der Serb ld1elnb lein
freunoli1es @eii1t CUR S9au trdst.
yteu iinb aud sraue 8riefpaptere, iber
oeren Sld9e it'd Elm ounfles 9pinnert.
let aiebt, %ftilpOller iinO @appen ober
OeDiIen, mdhreno 8lumett aber per,1ad>
ldiii8t fdeineu. Wtebrere %tonargebenbe
Dauaer pdblen iett ausi6lieBli4 met,
Bes Bapier, Dem elm bunter Steselab-
orud ein fr0blides Nuslebet perletbt.
Siegellad 1T baber in alien Mobeialons
norrdtbig, Sci intimer &orrelponoens
pflest man tim iosar in Ginflan9 NIT
benz Snbalt Su %bringen. Sa beoeutet
rMaupe@ cine m~ilotraurige Stimmuus,
.Rpfa4 oriidt jene semabigteu gefable
aus, bic In Der noruebmen Welt geitate
tet itno, Elm griner S~ieselabbrud betbt
In @orte iiberiest: nDu barfit ben
Slirt fortleben1 uno baS ianfte r8fau"
er5dblt bon miloer Sreunbl6aft. Stir
3inoerbriefe enbli@ sibt es ein giou>
DeautesP apter nit 8uppenf0pfen be-
fortrt.
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Giienba1u Tabr Ylan.
S. & 9. u. 8abm.

5. & q. u. 8abn.
Nbfabrt.
Rad st. 2ouis bia Sron Mountain
ober 90. 6. & S....6:30 Morgens.
Na6 ct. 2ents Dia Sron Mpuntain
Geute ..........8:15 MbenDs.
Na1 SarebD. 40 8orm.
Nnfunft.
Sen ct. 2onis, Sron Mountain & SO.
6. & S..............9:15 Born.
Bon st. 2ouiS, Sron Mountain & sc.
e. &S............10:55 Mbenbs.
Bon Narebo 80 Mbenbs.
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gd,pls, palmeu : Warteu 1T 81

SADlS' Yaluten @artem lit Der
Sammelplab Der Oeuti6en bon San
NntOnio nit ibren Samilien. Sie re-
gelmdBigen Ibenb Srei : &onserte an
bier 4benben in Der @o6e iinc ftets
aablrei9 beiu6t unb e%rfreuen ii6 elmer
allgemeinen 8eliebtbeit. Seine Meine
nnb WbisfeDs unb a~lleaeit teGerfrii6es
8ier, fomie bic beifen g%igarren.
Die Ut etauration liefert ole
Selifatehen Der Saifpn. Nufern.
Slide. Wilb in better 3ubereituna.
SdgliG ausgeaei6neter mariner 2un6.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-12-01
&eite dr5tltde &eban0lmng

TIT mas eJbr npHt. Siatee 8ebannItng, Gr=
men Mersten TT mas SIR ntht unat.
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S Cd i

@trea $4,000, 900 tur
8egrdbniiie sibt nlon allJaJrlib
In Qnn6Du a11S.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1893-03-16
A Very Close Shave,

81 believe got into the closest place
during the civil war that q man ever
got out of alive" said E. n. Harper, the
Mulhatton of Michigan, now stopping
at the Laclede. Il had been detailed
to obtain information regarding the
strength of detachment of Confederate
troops stationed on the Tennessee river,
near Decatur, Ala. got the informa.
tion, and was working my way back to
camp when l was discovered and pur.
sued by scouting party. l had con.
cealed skiff in the brush on the banks
of the river, but sudden rise had swept
1t away, and there was nothing to do but
surrender or swim the swollen stream.
l plunged in, but the current was
stronger than had anticipated, and by
the time | reached midstream my
strength was about exhausted. man.
aged to get hold of the end of floating
log and drifted down stream, while the
Johnnies made the water around me
boil with their bullets.
81 soon drifted out of range and
crawled up on the log, only to discover
that 1t was already occupied by big
water moccasin, who was inclined to
dispute possession. | had no weapon
but water soaked pistol. If l staid on
the log | would get bit; if | got off
would be drowned. While debating
what should do the log drifted within
range of the Union pickets, and they
appeared to think had been raised up
by special providence as a practice
target. The first volley killed the moe
casin, and before they could reload l
made them understand that was not
trying to pull any feathers out of the
tail of the American eagle. Since my
escape from that position of fourfold
peril lhave been something of fatalist."
st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1893-03-16

As might be expected supersti-
tlous tancies take peculiarly firm
hold of the minds of children. In
the pockets of plenty of scholars at
our public schools will be found
smooth white pebble, carried for
luck; around the necks of plenty
more will be found a red string tied
to keep off throat diseases, while a
large proportion could not comfort
ably pass by pin or horseshoe
without picking it up lest ill luck
should ensue.
AT a certain school, the yard to
which has no gate, but instead an
open space divided by a row of three
posts, the girls believe that whoever
passes between the middle post and
one of those next it will fail in her
lessons that day, and a girl who has
unthinkingly done so will turn back
and enter second time, going care
fully between an outer post and the
end of the fence. This superstition is
handed from class to class and bids
fair to flourish for many years as
part of the information acquired at
the school.
No one knows how the idea start.
ed; no one takes pains to observe if
it holds true; but what has either of
these matters to do with believing in
ita-Exchange.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1893-03-16
An Old Time Editor.

A legal friend reminds me of old
Colonel Rogers, who published the Bos-
ton Journal before the war. He was
terribly conservative, and his paper was
delivered almost entirely to annual sub
scribers, although few copies were on
sale at the book stores. One day when
the colonel came down town he was hor-
rified to see boy with some Journals
under his arm shouting out, journal,
4 cents; Journalw Dazed for minute.
he called the boy into doorway and
asked, "How many Journals have you
thereT Told, he took out his purse and
paid for them all, and ordered the boy
to run home and never to buy any Jour
nails again. He was so scandalized by
the occurrence that he said he felt al
most ashamed to meet his business ac-
quaintances for weeks. Times changed
when the war broke out, and the Jour.
nal went on the street like other papers.
Boston Letter.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1893-03-16

The police regulations in England are
very different from those common in
this country. The policeman there is
not nearly so autocratic as he is here
and would never think of using a club
or striking man, except in self defense.
J. Gilmer Speed gives this story of their
mild sway:
Upon one occasion man came into
my office and created disturbance.
ordered him out. He declined to go, so
sent for policeman. A sergeant came.
said to him:
"This man does not belong here and
refuses to leave my Office. Will you
please take him out?"
| expected the sergeant to tell the man
he must go, and then if he did not move
on expected to see the officer remove
him by force. Not at all. The sergeant
said, "You had better leave here, sir"
and his tone was as respectful and civil
as though he was asking favor.
The man manifested no intention of
leaving, and the police officer began an
inquiry as to his reasons for wanting to
stay. This so exasperated me that put
the man out myself, greatly to the
astonishment and apprehension of the
officer.
He explained to Inc that | had no right
to interfere in the matter had brought
TO his attention, and that doubtless the
intruder would get out warrant against
ne and lave me arrested for assault
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1893-03-16
A Scheme That Works.

When you go into the Marble Collegi-
ate church, at Fifth avenue and Twenty
ninth street, you will find in the book
rack of each pew a card of the size of a
fashionable envelope. 1t is an sac
quaintance card bearing the pastors
name and church address on one side,
with a nice little square in the upper
right hand corner in which is printed,
"lf mailed, two cent stamp here" On
the other side is printed: "ln order that
the pastors may have the opportunity of
seeking personal acquaintance and ex-
tending to you the courtesies Of the
church, please write your name and ad-
dress below, drop the card in the pas
tors mail box, hand to an usher or return
by mail Signed, David James Burrell,
d. d., pastor; Rev. Palmer S. Hubert,
Rev. Alfred L. Myers, assi'tqnt pastors. "
1t is sort of drop-a-card-in-a-slot-and-
receive-a-pastoral-call scheme, and they
say 1t works well.-New York Times.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1893-03-16
Red Tape,

A distinguished general in command
of one of the military districts of the
United Kingdom gave instructions to
an officer serving under him, who had
special qualifications for the work, to
prepare scheme of defense for one of
the most important ports under his COM
mand. This officer, whose zeal was
above suspicion, prepared very elab-
crate report, entering into the most
minute details, which he forwarded ac-
cording to his orders. He heard nothing
further about it for several months, until
at length it was returned, when he
eagerly looked to see what remarks the
general had made upon his work. To
his disgust he found nothing until he
arrived at the last page Of the report,
where was written, "You should have
used a wider marginr'-Vanity Fair.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1893-03-16
A Mexican Bat I'm a Birdcare.

In a little out of the way alley not far
from Stuyvesant square there is small,
dingy barroom. 1t is the favorite drink
ins place of dozen or more old men,
WHO are cronies and have met and played
chess there for many years. The aged
proprietor of the place has filled the
room with uriosities-strange stuffed
birds, autographs of old New Yorkers,
theater tickets of quarter of a century
ago, few old fashioned collars, etc.
The old gentleman is facetious occa-
sionally. He has been chuckling over
his latest joke for week or two.
Hanging from the ceiling directly
over the bar is bamboo birdcage. The
four sides of the cage are covered with
cloth curtains. On one of these curtains
is printed this inscription, "a Mexican
Bat" OF course every customer wants
to see the animal, but on lifting the cur
tain one sees nothing but brick sus.
pended from the top of the cage by a
string. The experiment generally costs
the curious person at least the price of
five fiagons of ale.-New York Tribune
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1893-03-16
Try GERMxA for breakfast.
4 Useful Article.

"Why, how odd this had never been
thought of before" said visitor at a
woman's exchange of the city She had
in her hand a pretty knitted article
which was baby's bottle cozy. For
railway travel or to go out with Miss
Baby in her own little carriage they are
of great service in keeping the milk
warm, and also, as they are knitted
double, to offer protection against break
age. Some padded ones We're also seen
but are not so serviceable as the knit
ted ones, as they do not fit so closely to
the bottle,-New York Times.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1893-03-16
NATURES suREsr ALLY.

II nature did OF struggle against disease,
even In weakly constitutions, swift indeed would
oe the course OF maIady 10 its fatal termina.
worse oefsll us, aid her efforts with iudicious
medicinal help. Experience must be our guide
IN ba tts with disease, and that lamp to our
Ieel indicates Hos etters Ston h Bitters as a
sste, tried and thorough allv of nature. If the
hl Cd be iniecte with bile II the bowels and
stomach are inactive, ii the kidneys fail TO ex.
pei IN purities OF whic they are the natural
ante 81 the sufferer, one, moreover that is sane.
toned by professional Endorsement and use for
nearl, half century, No Amerte tn or foreign
Iemeuy mas earned greater distinction as rem
edy for and preventive of chrome liver com.
plant maisria, constipation, kidney and rheu.
matte trouble and Ut ebility.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1893-03-16
Reminding Him OF n Fact.

A few days ago an elderly gentleman
and his wife came down Broadway to-
gether A lady crossing the street fell
down. The old gentleman rushed to her
assistance and helped her in every posi-
BILE way. When be returned to his wife
she shook her fist at him. "It's all right;
It's all right" he whispered. "Yes,
know its all right" she replied hotly.
Here's an unknown woman falls down
and you plow across the street to help
her, and the other day fell down stairs
and you wanted to know il | was prac-
ticing for circus. New York World.