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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-08-07

:
70 for Wiggan's, GlberuOu, Frnckvll6, New
le, st. Clair, Pottsvllle, Hamburg Reading
--tstown, PhmniXvlle, No~ristOwn ana Fhii-
Elphia BROAD street station at 500 ard l:4i
n ana A:l5 p. ~. on week days For Potts
.e and iutermediate stations 9;l0 s. NJ.
SUNDAYS,
Nor Wiggan's, Guberyon, Fraokville, New
Atle, ST. Clair, Pottsville at 500, $50 q. n
= $40 p. m. For Hamburg, Reading, Potts
In, PheniXville, NOrristown, Philadelphis
$500, 9:40 q. M, 3:i0 p. N.
Trains leave trackVille for shenandoah
(Da N. and l2.14 b.04, 7:42 ana lU;27 p. u
\days, 1913 a. M and $40 p. m.
sNaVe PottsWine FOR Shenandoah at iO:ib
E6 a m. and 4:40, ilb and 1890 p. m Sunday
tl:40 a. no. ana 5:l5 p ~,
Dave Philadelphia 65roau street statiOnl foI
Hsyflle ana shenandoah al . 81 and 8 85 a a.,
Nlnd Ii p 10 week days. On sundays leave
80 IA. For Pottsville % m.
Dor New YORK Express, week days
u 20, 05, & so, 5 is, 9 80, 2 80, 8 2p So, II 10
IS 1 O5 ana { 50 p M. dining cars) 4 81, 1 80,
B 70, 4 00, 4 OF, s 90, OO, 20 o 20, l8, ~,
pp m, ~ o. night Sundays 20, 4 %, o.
bs12, Q SO lt0S IL S5, NJ Y a, 70, 3l o.
+ Sea Girt, Long Branch and intermediate
lions, O5. so, s -, u 80 a "a, ana 2 4 3 81
10 m weekday6 and 5 90 M Saturdays Only
kays 05 and ,5 q ny.
br baltimore and Washington so, 20,
a 10, 10 20, II Ia D m, az % limited dining
y ! ~, 3 10, 4 ~ u lN OQ1gtesslohal limit
~ 40 p. n., 1858 night week days sun
1850, Z %, 10, II l8 a m. - 10, Al, Z 0l,
M and " Ca night Washington only,
~ m daily. No coaches
r Richmond ? ii II 10 p m, i2 OF night
and ] so p. m week Gays.
tins viii leave harrisburg for PittsDuTg
he West every day at ~ %, 20 ana ll
md y, 3 % % 10 limitedl and 30 p m
Nor Altoona at l6 q m and O3 p n every
For Pitssourg ana Altoona at II 70 8 m
~ day.
Ans viii leave Sunbury for Wllliamsport
ia Canaudaigua, Rochester Buualo enc
CARA Falls at 204. 1875 no. and Sc p % weel
n For Elmira et 8 "a p no week days, Fo'
- and intermediate points a. 5 Us q ~ daily
NOck Haven at 10 and 5t "a IN daily, 1 IS
lSi p n week days For Remove a. l8 !
5 and "a NJ week days, and i3 a N on
tys only. For Kane - IS m, ! - . "
days.
PROVOST, j Il. Noop,
h. u MRnHssf GauI passig'T AFf
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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-08-07

New Discovery.
Mayors Magnetic Catarrh Cure is used by
yapor inhalation and is the only medicine Of
the kind ever put on the market. By inhala-
ton the medicine is not poured Into the
stoml and thence sent wandering through
the system. But by Inhalation the medicine Is
pplled directly to the diseased organ ana the
only yaV 70 reach the affected parts in the
nose. Every bottle is guaranteed by the drug
gist. Price 81 per bottle, Guaranteed to cure.
For p by all druggists.
IT'S USED DIFFERENT FROM ANY oTHRR
MFnICTNEi
Our advertised agents and all druggists are
instructed TO return the money to any one who
MS 10 be cured by Mayors Magnetic Catarrh
Cure. Price one dollar for three months treat
meut This is saying great deal, but II has
never failed, For salo by druggists, or ad-
dress THE MAYERs DRUG Co,
d&w2w Oakland, Nd.
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Leave New York via Philadelphia week days
800 a. tn 100. 400 7.8O p. m., n 10 night Sun
day, 6OO 2 In 10 nigat' ,,,..,
400, 9. As q. m, 100 4.3O p. no. Sunday, di5 a. n
Leave philadelphia Market street stttion,
week days, AZ, 635, 1000 m. ana 400,
500, ll8O p 10. Sunday 400, 800 a. m. ll.5
Leave Reading, week days, l55, no, iUO5, n SO
a. no., $50. I.5' y. M sunday, 30 l0 fe 2. IA.
Leave Pottsvillg, week days, $40, G.40 d. go.
1880 ell p. n Sunday $40 Z 90 g. rn. . Oh D. L..
Leave TamHqua, week days 32O H1S, II % o.
NJ, l.2i, 7.l5, 92s p m Sunday, $40, I4S a. M,
Leave Mabanoy City, week days, s45, sls,
ll47 q. M, l6i ~, g5l p m Sunday, S.45, s.i2
Leave Mahanoy Plane week dsys, s.fo 400
p. m. Sunday 2.40 AGO. s.27 @. m, 3.51, 5Ol p M.
Leave Girardvilie lttnppahanuUck SJauouj,
weeks days, 2.f7 4Uf j.aj, 94l 1915 o. ma, i2O5,
2i2, .0l, 6.2B 5-35, sos 1910 p. N. Sunday 2.43,
4.07, S.83, a. M, 3.9l, 5.U7 p. ~.
Leave WilliamsporJ week days, 500 J85 " 400
I q, m, S.35, Ills p m. sunday, ll.l5p. IN.
( b. g. O. K. r., through trains leave Girard
I Avenue station, Philadelphia, (P. Y K. Il. r. at
3 So 80l, it27 a. M, 3.0G, 0.t2. no p m sunday
B 30, 802, ll.27 a. u.i 3,56i 5.42, ZIG p. m.
ATLANTIC CITY DIVISION
Leave Philadelphia, Chestnut street wharf
and south street wharf, for Atlantic City.
Weekdays - Express g OJ, %, 10 a. q m
3 saturdays, BOZ UJ, %, H. 30, Is IN
a AExcursiUn 7l0am. Accommodation, w a Il,
/. Sundays-Express, 30, 500, So OO, lOoO o
n ami 80 m Accommodating 500 d IN ano
Returning leave Atlantic City depot Aslanu.
Wand Arkansas avenues. Weekdays Expire.
(Moniays only 6 45) 10, 2 30. 30 % and 10
400 o. 80, 8 80 lu. Accommodation, 5 -U
rs 10 m and 30 m. Excursion, froal FOOT OF
Mississippi Avoaue OILY, o o. m.
4 SunC0yb . 30 OI, h, o CO. 90
Z co, 7 30, 90, ESQ p a. accommodation 30 a
4 m and O5 p IN.
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ooelss, aossAsrly Winds light rsinA M
lawed hs tAiA
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-08-07
RAILROAD
soHuYLxrLu uvls1oN

tains win leave Shenandoah after the above
q for Wiggan's, Glberton, Frackville, New
le, st. Clair, Pottsyllle, Hamburg, Reading
.tstown, PhmniXvule, No-ristown and Phi
,lphia Q3road street station at 500 ard 1:4i
IA. ana a:l5 p. %. on week days For Potts
y and intermediate stations 9:l0 s. N.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-08-07
READING RAILROAD SYSTEM.

Trains leave henandonh % follows.

Trains leave = 0eutuQONn Na iOlluW5'
For New YorA via Philadelphia week day
208,b23,TlS, 100 Am, l2.1i =. t5,558 pm. sunday
2OS, 7.46 a. M. For New York via Mauch Cbur
week days, us n. m., 1924, 2. a. y. M.
For Readinf and Philadelphia, week dava
208 b23 T.t8. ~ % a. M, 1924, 2 a. 80 b. m. SUI
day, 208 7.f6 NJ, 4,28 p. no
For Harrisb 3, week DAYS, S'0s, us u
2,48, 5.53 p. m.
24S ,. m.
For Pottsvin week days g03, 7ls, l0Os 8. rn.
1924 2.4s, 55S IN. SUNDAY, Zoo 7.46 O. M, az,
D. m.
For Tamsqu and Mahanoy City, week day6
2O8, 523 TiS,iD 8 "a. m.,llt2i, 24e 0.13 p. ta Sur
day, 2.0S, 7i6 d. M, as y M Additional iol
Mahanoy City, week days, 6.55 b. ni.
For Lancastor and Coumoio, week days, az
A. m, 2.4S p. 70
For william port sun1ury ana Lewaburg
week days, 1888, 7lB, l.25 o. 10 t3a. bB pm
Sunday, 1928 q, va, 1903 p. 10.
For Mabanos Plane, week days, 2Os, a23, 5.G
7iS, 1905, H. n o. M, 122i lbs, 388 5b3, ass So
p. m. Sunday 0Si % T4G u. m, 03 4.25 p. 30
For Girardyile, RGppabannooh station }
week days 20s 3 g. b23 7i6, i0.D8, ll.2S q. n
1921 1.33, 2.48, 553, 6.5s, B33 %. n. sunday, 1U
323, 7.46 a. m, o 03 4.2S p. ut.
For Ashland and ShHmoiln. week days, o va
5.23 7t8, lies Is. m., 1888, 05s 9.88 p m Sun
day, 823, 746 a m, 303 p. n.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-08-07

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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-08-07
CHILDHOOD AND OLD AGE,
The Tender orsndehild and WsIl-ts-do oid
Gentleman Of "a, Acknowledge Obligations,

shown here, is the
grandehild Of Mr.. ].
u. Palm ateer Of
, Athens, N. Y. who had
] been cured of gravel
n tn G kidneys and
Iinsomonia, (sleepless-
nes) finishes his letter
by saying;
but this is not all Dr.
Kennedy's Favorite Rem.
edy has done for our fam.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
IInm To NIanarc N MIIc.

The Rev. DR.. Charles F. Deems, pastor of
the Church OF the Strangers, New York city,
recently won prize offered By a metropoli-
tan daily for the best statement Of the prinei-
piles which ought to govern husbands In their
treatment Of their wives. Following is his
contribution:
Managed What Is that Does II mean to
,ontroli We manage a horse. We uso our
superior human intellect to control and guide
bis superior physical strength 20 A. to obtain
the best results. But wife Is cot horse
Where two persons are properly married the
Wife Is superior to her husband in as many
respects a. he Is superior IL her In Others.
II happiness IS to be the result of the union
the frst business OF the husband is to man
lse himself 50 as tn Keep t,ns5.. always his
aIie's respectful friend, always her tender
lover. always her equal partner, always her
superior protector. This will necessarily
Itimulate the wife to be always an affection
I:c sweetheart, always a thrifty housewife,
always a eonilding ward. and this will so re-
act upon the husband that his love for his wife
Elll grow as to make It easy for the hus-
band, with all bis faults, to bear with all the
inirnlties Of his "one and only wife.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
LenrnlnE ,ne,r Le..on.

Engine horses which are expected tn rnsh
iron their stalls at an alarm of nrc differ as
Iauch IN their capabllIty for learning that
uuly as schooiboys at their tasks. Half A
minute is the maximum time for Companies
IN hrst-eiass department to make ready AMI
ieavc the house And the ordinary time 1,
niteen 10 twenty seconds. At uirht alarm
tnc men slide down on poles from the loft
,ne norses scramble TO their feet. the door. in
front of them fly open, and out they rrsh
Each horse goes to his proper place, and the
driver, from his reat, lets down the harness.
Two or three men, standing at the pole. snap
,ne collars together, fssten the reins to the
bits. and OF they 60
The author Of Road, Track and Stable.
says that teaching new horse to come out of
his stall at the signal, and range himself
alongside the pole Is not so difficult as might
be supposed.
an engine. The surroundings are more or
less terrible TO them, but they are very gently
and carefully handled, and gradually lose
their fear. Their tuition begins at once. and
tue driver Is their teacher, assisted by the
other men.
The ordinary signal is given as IL for fire.
ne stall doors open and the horses are led
out, put In position, and In n few minutes led
back This process is repeated for perhaps a
cozen times. Great pains are taken that the
animals shall not strike against anything, or
be by any means frightened.
The usual spectacle Of n harness Suspended
In air is apt TO disturb them at first, but they
are led slowly up to 1t, and induced to smell
OF II and Inspect II on all sides
After they have been led to their positions
few times, they are allowed TO come OF their
own accord when the signal strikes, though
man stands behind them TO touch them up
llttle II they do not start promptly at the
opening OF the doors. Two weeks constitute
the average period OF instruction, but horses
have been known 10 learn In one lesson
Others, however, are months ia arriving at
equal proficiency.
pair of new horses in a Boston engine
house were led out three times In this manner.
They were then left to themselves. The
gong sounded, the stall doors opened and the
pair trotted out, each going to his place be-
side the pole They had caught the idea at
once Youths Companion.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
Pullmnn Cnr Errth..

tn. appellate court of Illinois has handed
down Al opinion OF some interest In the case
II the Pullman Palace Car Company vs.. Lee.
Lee purchased a second-class passenger tick
=, on the Pennsylvania railroad and then
paid fog and was assigned birth In Pull
nan sleeper, notwithstanding the arrange
nent between the railroad company and the
Pullman company was that the latter should
furnish accommodations only to the holders
of hrst-elass tickets over the railroad. In
ibis case the slceping-car berth was solo
through oversight, and when the error was
discovered a tender was made to Lee of the
money he had paid io- the berth. He re-
fused to accept 1t or 10 pay for iirst-class
railroad ticket and was elected He brought
suit 10 the Cumberland Circtsi; court for dam
ages and was awarded 500. The company
appealed aud the appellate conrt reversed
the Judgment of the court below
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

Not on this broad continent alone but in
misunderstanding tropical regions in Guate
mala' Mexico, south America, the Isthmus OF
ranntna snd elsewhere, Hosletter's Stomach
protection against malaria. The miner, the
freshly arrived immigrant the tiller OF the
virgin soil newly robbed of its forests by the
axe OF the pioneer, hnd In the superb anti
ieorle specihc preserver against the poison
natural resources. is yet fertile in disease 1t
Annihilates disorders of the stomach, liver and
bowels, fortines those who use 1t against rheu-
matc ailments bred and fostered by outdoor
exposure; infuses genial warmth into frame
ehiiled by rigorous temperature. and robs Of
mists and vapors laden with hurtfulness;
strengthens the weak and eonquers incipient
kidney trouble.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
CONVICT Minor, nt I.arce.

Tracyville, Tennessee, Is excited over shc
escape Of thirteen conyicts from No IL mine.
Upon entering the entrance TO the mine
Guard Joe Hargis was dealt blow and felled
TO the ground by one of the eonvicts and his
gun taken from him. Guard Hamils was just
ievellng his gun To fire at the convict, but,
before he could do anything he, too, was
pounced upon and -overpowered, whercupon
thirteen eonvicts made their escape. There
were twelve negroes and a white man In the
party. Some Of them were desperate char
Actcrs and in for long terms.
Warden Burton was soon on the trail with
bloodhounds, but has not yet captured any
Of them.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
music at the worId'. Fair.

Hans Richter OF Vienna, conductor OF the
Wagner festivals at Beyreuth, mas accepted
an invitation from the bureau Of music To
conduct a series OF concerts In music at
Chicago during the exposition. In addition
to this announcement, Secretary Wilson
makes public the engagement OF the New
York symphony orchestra, with Walter Dam
roseh as conductor, to give concerts In music
hall on May 10 and 20. The Apollo club Of
Chicago. has already been announced 10 give
Handelis Messiah" on June Il and -, and
Bach's Passion According to St Matthew
on June 10 and 30.
After the july concerts by the second sec
uon OF western choral societies there will be
syuiphouy concerts in music hall and Wag-
per concerts in festival hall with Herr Rich
ter conducting. G!lmoFe's band Is engaged
for all Of september and the Thirteenth
Regimen; band OF New York for October
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
Receipt for Making One Loaf.

ONE quart flour. teaspoonful
~ salt. half teaspoonful sugar.
aheaping teaspoonfuls Royal Baking
Powder. half mediuIn-sized cold
boiled potato. and water. Sift to-
gether thoroughly flour. salt. sugar.
and baking powder rub in the
potato; add sufficient water to mix
smoothly and rapidly into stiff
batter. about as soft as for pound
cake; about a pint of water to a
quart Of flour will be required
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

more or less according to the brand
and quality of the flour used. Do
not make stiff dough. like yeast
bread. Pour the batter into a
creased pan. 45zxs inches. and
inches deep. filling about half full.
The loaf will rise to fill the pan
when baked. Bake in very hot
oven IS minutes, placing paper
ever first IS minutes baking, to pre-
vent crusting too soon on top. Bake
at once. Don't mir zV1fA milk.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
Two Jokista

'-rspher-Here's a funny paper
%. o. Jokes you might use
';rel Man with digaityl-we
'Hfo printed jokes sir.
'raPaer-Weli. ba; don; you
Peg arc an improvement; on the
pa; were gotten up before the
friatins was discovered?
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
orier coun,.rm.ndea.

I,usn dob oiiice)-what are you
|ug At nowr
|-Iunnin' off some business
|sta Young woman who wants
|seading fer gents and families
Inaa-Ciec whizx, Didn't you
I'd not to print 'em? The order
Ia.srInanded- Quick as the boss
\. girls card. he rushed of and
i Der.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
Boy-Tha.'s all they gave me.
a Genuine Antique.

Mrs De Fad-That old clocl, is very
handsome, and I'd like to have ii, but
I'm afraid 1t IS not such genuine an
tique as Mrs De Eich's
Store BAy-Does hers go?
Mrs De Fad-oh, yes.
Store Boy (triumphantlyl This one
doesn't
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
THE WORLDS MAMMOTH HOTEL is

THE WORLDS MAMMOTH HOTEL Is
the ], 100 room, fre-proof. summer Hotel, the
GREAT EASTERN" at st. Lawrence Ave.
and Goth St, Chicago, two blocks from Mid
way Plaisance Worlds Fair entrance and
overlooking famous Washington Park.
Worlds Fair visitors can avoid annoyance and
sItortion of sharks by engaging rooms now at
sl.50 day each person (European) by adj
dressing Copeland Townsend, Manager,
formerly mgr. Palmer House,, s2 Rookery
Building Chicago
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
GrttInx Chanxr-

Blifkius-Here's only 50. / gave
you a tive-dollar bill to go out and get
changed.
Boy-Thats all they gave me.
"Huhi Pretty story, Where did you
go TO get 1t ehanged?''
Just round tn corner, to church
fair"
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

1 had a severe attack of catarrh and be-
came so deaf could not hear common conver-
sstion. suffered terribly from roaring in my
head. procured bottle Of Ely's Cream
Balm, and in three weeks could hear as well as
ever, and now can say to all who are afflicted
with the worst of diseases, catarrh, take Ely's
Cream Balm and be cured. It is worth 81 600
to any man, woman or child suffering from
iatArrh.-A. E. Newman, Crawling, Mich.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
Getting Even.

Little Johnny-I got even with the
teacher to-day.
Little Dick
Little Johnny-It was my turn to
speak piece, an SO got up an spoke,
"Don'tkill tn birds, tn pretty birds, 7"
an pretended to cry an made it real
ahectin'-an there she sat with one in
her hat
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
Nes very Wiss

Tsaeher-who was the wisest man
that ever lived?
Boy-Samsou.
Ieacher-So, he was the strongest
II sampson had been wise, he would
not have let his wife cut his hair.
Boy-That's so He'd = gone TO q
barber.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
"a Ilitl. Mixed

Teaeher-Who was Atlas?
Boy-oooi He was tn biggest high
wayman there ever was. He robbed
every body.
Teaeher-Sonscnse!
Boy-well, the book says he held up
the earth, anyhow.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
Not E,clu.iNe.

First Little Miss-our family is
awful exclusive. Is yours?
Second Littl" Miss-Of tourse not.
We hasn't anysing to be 'shamed ot
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

Mrs St Clue visiting her son at
HArvardl-who is that coarse. hor-
rible-Iooking female over your mantel?
Mr.. ST Clue, Jr.-o. that's 3 little
thing Grandma Niles sen; me be-
lieve she said 1t was you, when you
were little girl
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

The Puck Of the populist party is "7as
Godd large s-y1ge, 7-column paper (no
plate) profusely illustrated with new, striking
and original cartoons each week. Send 81 sc
10 The Road Pubsshing Co. Denver, Colo
and get the monarch of all Populist papers
for one year, with one OF their octopus maps
In colors free.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
They Can Settle

Great Traveler-The Chinese make it
an invariab BILE rule TO settle all their
debts on New Years day.
American Host-Y-e-s, but the Chi
nese don't have Christmas the week
before
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
Too lat. for Him

Naggs-Ihe papers say new
to be passed to make mar
lore difficult
faggs-Hugh, Why in creation
aey have EN- years ago?
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

We eat too much and take 100 little outdoor
exercise. This is the fault OF our modern civ
ilization. 1t is claimed that Garfield Tea,
simple herb remedy, helps Nature to over
come these abuses
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
Little Dot--I don't want crusts.
A weather sharp.

Little Boy-what does the paper say
about the weather for Saturday?
Papa-Well. let me see 1t SAYS
there is a depression in the South
west
little Boy-I s'pose the folks there
feels bad for fear in won't snow.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

Why continue Inc OF remedies that
only relieve, when Ely's Cream Balm, pleas
ant of application and 4 sure cure for CatA-rh
and Cold In head, can be had.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

Strect-car drivers and others who arc con-
stanily exposed to all kinds OF weather, aud
cannot find time to lay by, should ever bear
in mind this plain fact that DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup cures coughs and colds. 1t is un-
esualcd
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
ELY BROTHERS. &c Warren St. New Yorl

Without 'tractin' from de fame er de
genial dat vented de mowin' merchine,
couldn't de papers make honorable mention
er de man dat 'tached cork-screws ter pocket
knives
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
..m.d to the nassment.

manned 10 the basement
ps.er-From New York. eh?
rou didn't pay your grocer, and
.ios, . chance to slip out Of your
i,hout paying the rent You
, Arrival-Eh? Where shall l
Ps.er-Down below.
Arrival-Great snakes, Have
q 70 and room with the jani-
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
Wanted Them Mica

Little Dot-we is goin' to have a
picnic party at Dotty Dimple's mex
week. VIII You make me lot Of cakes
an things to take?
Mamma-certainly, my pei.
Little Dot Make EN- real nice.
cause things always is mixed up on
the table an may get some myself.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

Mlstress-Come. Ann, have YOU found the
ribbon for my hairt Maid-Yes, please,
mum; but now have mislaid the hair.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
The New Bread.

r OVAL unfermented bread, made without
yeast avoiding the decomposition produced
in the flour by yeast other baking powder;
peptic. palatable and most healthful; may be
eaten warm and fresh without discomfort, which
is not true of bread made in any other way.
Can be made only with Royal Baking Powder.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

A Chicago paper, in rather prcmaturel,
welcoming people to its Worlds Fair, Gays
"Our latch-strings are all ou'." Better ge
n new supply, then.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
Toboggsninx Doesn't Pay.

Maud-How do you like toboggan-
ing?
Dora-I don't like 1t. Seems to me
it's running an awful lot of risk for
such short hug.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

The Fire Department IN every city could
not do better than to keep dozen of SALIVA
all burns, ,scalds and bruises, and in few days
makes an efIectual cure of the wound % cts
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

The Kansas legislature has passed bill
to submit the question of woman's suffrage to
the voters in 1894.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

No SAVER REMEDY can be had for Coughs
and Colds, or any trouble of the Throat, than
'Broir,.s Broaehial Troches." Price % cts.
Sold only in bo1es.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
....-,rl.,,.I rhIl.nthrepr.

the strike in your
\ aboaif
'gzza-The boss wants 10 turn
a cooperative institution. aud
Is work for a share OF the
/. what's the matter with that
re isa';Aay profits"
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

FITS-An nts stopped free by DR. KLISK's GREAT
sEnvE REsIORER- No Mt after hrst days use. Mar
Treatise and " 90 trial bottle free to Fit
cases. Kline. 93l Arch St. Philadelphia "a
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

"Hanson's Magic Corn Salve."
Warranted to cure, or money refunded. Ask you
druggist forit. Price Is cents.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

Patrick. you fool, what makes you stale
after the rabbit when your gun has no lock
on itl'' 'sHushl Hush my darling; the
rabbit doesn't know it,
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

Second Little Girls it big?
First Little Girl-Big? It's so big it
most breaks my back TO carry it
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
WAKE YOU LAUGH.
,.sr LEviTiEs ny FUNNY
WRITER'S.

l u, uistAks NJ . Gsrmaa-A De-
a. EmsrEsaey-A shadow Of
,,fai rast-As In . Looking
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

When .he barber talks too much his stories
are generally illustrated with cuts.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

There is a fisherman on Lake Champlain
named Phigars. Who says figures don't liel
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

BOOSTERS are a good deal like men. A
rooster never gives notice of finding worm
until after he has swallowed 1t.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
sfaseuiine Management.

Little DiclS-Go ask mamma IL we
can have these crusts she was goin' to
throw away.
Little Dot-I don't want crusts.
Little Dick-Ncither do |, but II we
ask her for 'em she'll give us big
piece of ginger cake.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18
II the Baby

The Oldest wheelman in the country is IS
and still able to he round.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-18

1t is when he is short that man wears a
long face.