New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-07-18
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

hrs,c,an has written an article to show that
dyspepsia l. to a disorder OF the head, and not
IN the stomach. lie says: 1.-The numbers Oh soeaneo
dvsncnsia that are cured by the disappearance Of b
ness domestic or social annoyance are nearly un-
limited An overdue note 10 the possession OF
bee,lo-nosed and beetle-eycd creditor Is more pro-
ductlve of dyspepsia than meal OF secohd carpet
tacks In fact, 1t may be sife 'hihg 10 assume
that in dyspepsia had better look In the garrett
closet or cellar of the dyspeptcs house or among his
business or social relations rather than 10 Ms stomach
for the solution of tho difficulty
Fad Isck st Poker.-Xantlppe las her spouse 70
turns to his home7-ocra'eS' there Is ni'" D" your
'"T The phlosopher-Just my blame luck An
didn't have a flush in my hands all evenn'.-
Chicago Record.
"That pcter Of 'still life Is fraud said the
Ksntuctv colonel in the art gallery. why It
doesn't even show Jug
Lessons in Politeness.-Mrs. wckwlre-Don't You
think you might take of your hat when you are
addressing a lady n,., ro, ,,rt mum whom -.
GENT calls on YOU you might invite him III and
offer him a cheer indianapolis Journal
The leakage Of electric wires under ground even
when they properly insulated Is enormous
IL told of an electrician who discovered by acciens
that strong current passing through his labora'
tory over the gas pipe and an iron waste water Wpe'
that he made test and found the current 10 %
strong enough TO run a small motor and now he gets
all the power he wants free or course this euTtens
is due to a leak from some ones wires.
A PLANT.
A pretty maiden the sand
Sighed forth " All me. alb me!
II there but a youth AT mana
How happy could De"
A youth within his Office stald
And cried, Alacka day.
Beside the with some fair maid
would that could stray
lis thus the world wags on amss
And Hi meetings that wouli thrill with bliss
fae "'''' ''''0' |rCwashlngton Star
The fact Is again recalled that the loh
cor,urv will not end until midnight OF December
81 1900 instead Of midnight on December 81, looS'
as many people suppose
Her Preference Now which kind of music DO
Won desire become proficient IN " SAID inc professor
oh. classical, BY all means replied the young
~ am very glad to hear you express this pref
- Yes. when you play classical music hardly
ANYBODY knows whether you MAKE MISTAKE vi h'''
-(Washington Star.
The Tory "Empire." OF Toronto, has cocNac
doodle doc article declaring how happy Canada sholo
be- because It Is not annexed to this country during
orr present period OF financial stringency. bd' INC
Globe" Of Toronto, mentions fact that SHOWS 10"
far from happy CanaOa really Is 'bu'i '"S nv"
restrictions the expectation OF cattle from cahada u
Great Britain Is conducted at dead loss. "ouf
Dealers II says. ARE worse of than the American
shippers because freight rates from Montreal are AZ
most or quite double what they are from American
ports, And then II proceeds to remark: The quar-
antine regulations adopted some months ago by inc
American Government make IL impossible for cans
dian cattle to be shipped through the United sates
SO that Boston, which would otherwise be quite con-
yenient for shipments, Is closed TO u.s. How gao
the Canadian cattle dealers must be that they are SHUT
ont from Boston, with its cheap freight rates, ana
compelled to pay almost twice as much from MOD
treal
How Tariff Reform works.-The Farmer-Well Mr.
Workngman, You ought to be happy when you can
buy wheat for so cents n bushel, but don't eAacuy
see how the farmers are going to live. a.
Mr.. Workin gman-But how am going TO get tne
so cents now that the shop has shut down ana In
out OF work
louisville commercial.
"The Charleston News and Courier bids fair to
he a great exponent OF Iatinity. The other day. In
reporting certain meeting. II said that there was NOS
only no QUORUM" but "cujus.' Cuius is good,
very good
No Accident There" How'd the barbecue come
off,
Jes middn'.'
"Any accidents"
"No: three men killed in a row. an two more
dropped fer pastime, bat no accdens'-(Atlanta eon'
stitution.