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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30
BRIGHT BITS.

ITS no hotter for you than it is for me, -
observed the employer Yet l have to stay. -
That's the difference between you and me. -
returned the cook. i haven .''-Shamokin
Republican.
He fears no foe: no power Of man
His wrath could make him smother
But, goodness gracious, how he fears
washington Star
Posselius-Never marry for looks, my boy.
Crapo-Did you?
Posselius-Ye II ever man appeared to
be worth million it wa my wife father.
As matter of fast, he didn have $40 to his
name.-World's Fair Puck.
Mr.. PETER resumed his speech" What
measure Of melancholy and unhappiness is
contained in this announcement.
mOf all sad words the proceedings teach.
The Saddest are. PETER resumed his
speech. kansas City Star.
DO you take the daily raper?" asked the
newly installed janlto= OF the apartment
house
NO" replied the lady to whom he was
talking, I'VE subscribe for il, but the people
in the next fiat take it, Washington Star.
Not Left in Doubt-Neighbor- hear your
father intends to put up new house. Who is
his builder,
Boy-What's that?
Why the-en-one who buses the job
OH why, ma Of course, Street Smiths
Mrs ODule to next-door neighbor)-so
yer goin' ter do sum waShin', is ye:
Mrs O'Grady-Yis; an hev We got anything
ter say gin it,
Mrs O'Dule-No: only don't We think We
orter commence on yer childer tust:-Har-
pers Bazaar
What makes you look so unhappy"
"Tuothache."
ALLOW me to congratulate you"
"Why?"
"a man who at so can still have the tooth
ache Is certainly to be congratulate File
gende Blae.ter
About All It's For.-Mr. Newrich-Land
sakes, Mandy, what you got so many knives
an forks at each plate fer?
Mrs Newrich-Im sure don't know, but
thatt the way that new man fixed EN-. l
spose likely it's Just to show we've got EN-
New No.k Weekly.
Mrs. Treetop-Did you think to ask what
time the train goes to Jolesyille2
Uncle 1reetOp-Yes. sir; asked the ticket
agent, intelligence Teller. the gateman, a CON
ductor and trainman
Mrs. Treetop- rack and ask the superin-
tendenti these understrappers is paid for
lyin-Puck
Time to Return Them.-Little Dick-Auntie
says all those pretty things called brica-brac
used to To in reg lar use. ! wonder W en- they
went out of fashion and got stuck way up on
mantelpieces.
Little DOT guess it was W en- folks found
that some Of their childrens was goin to be
boys.-Street u smith Good News
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30
MONDAY. OCTOBER 80. 1898.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30

1t is announced that the great, long
winded speech delivered by Senator Allen
in the Senate week before last is to be
published I'M pamphlet form as a cam
paign document. In view of this alleged
fact, and to warn unsuspecting people
what is about to be thrust upon them. it
Is perhaps well TO restate some facts
about the speech Its delivery occupied
fifteen minutes less than fifteen hours bv
the clock and every minute Of the time
was occupied in talking. The speech H.
self is an application of all the silver
arguments in use for year, including
several running yards of clippings from
newspapers and books, and tables enough
10 take the breath of a professional
statistician AS the speech appears I'm
small type in the Congressional Record il
fills l24 columns. sixty-two pages of two
columns each. In setting up the spec IA
along with the current business of the
session, the government printing onise's
facilities were oycrtaxad the type gave
our. aud the senator was OBLIGED Co read
mis- proofs lu instruments. ~ is the ,oue-
est speech ever printed in thoRec0ri aud
put iu,o pamphlet, form would m1a. 70
book of 2o3 pages. How are She pop4llsrs
going 20 persuade aH5 body 10 read such
campaign document
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30
Generally a Vacancy for n.

The officer had pulled man for being
drunk and getting into a fight. and the prose
cuth witness was there to help him make a
case, says the Detroit Free Press The
Judge WASH very favorably impressed with
the witness. '
You say, he said, that the prisoner was
drunk 81"
Yes, your honor"
Very drunk ,
Not too drunk SOS he couldn't knock me
over. your honor"
Were YOU drunk"
NO. your honor, don Z get drunk"
We'll you don't throw nquor over vour
shoulder do yOus' 'N
The witness SIN led.
No, sir, your honor" he answered moi
1 mOstIN has - " -
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30
Teller's Remarkable EFrontery.


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With amazing enrontery Mr., Teller informs
the Senate that there Will lie distress. stag
The gold standard prevails" there ana no
where else he must have an excellent
opinion OF The business conditions IN south
AmerI-a aud Mexico. where according tu
Minister u ay silver money Us nj nu extra or
binary discount H. IS plain 10 he see that the
sllve ute. c talking for tails sake and not
for the purpose OF Illustrating their position
by cOaFiutiuE Arguments Mr. stewart for
Example declared that nngl Influence had
been exercised Ia the -enate. Whiir several
OF be souiherners have been clustering about
their rights ana thoir determination % stand
D y their states. The anti repeal candle viii
soon ue snuned out ils glowing sparks 10 The
contrary nCLWi thrtuuaiug.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30
A Judge of Character.

1T doesn't do to get too wise, said the man
who had travelled around the world several
times and had come in contact with all kinds
OF people, from kings on their thrCn IS to beg
CARS on Park Row. to New York Tribune
reporter 'Of all kinds of knowledge used
TO think that il there was one thing in'which
l was proficient it was in Judging human
nature he continued But silce my expert
ence while was travelling with my wife one
day on a Pennsylvania railroad train have
become as meek as the prOverbial lamb and
hereafter, no matter how deep l may think in
my private heart nv knowledge of human
nature extends, 1 make IL a point never TO
display that knowledge to an unsympathetic
world.
You see, it was like this" he went on. as
he lit fresh cigar, my wife and l had been
on long journey. and after discussing r. ST.
dozen subjects until they had become threa...
bare, somehow or other we began talking
about the sharpness of newstoys generally
and the particular keenness of the one on our
train.
AS I told you before, I used to think that
my knowledge of human nature was very
deep. Well, let myself loose on this occn-
sion and gave my wife the benefit of quite a
dissertation on the subject. l dwelt particu-
larly on the fact that these newsboys become
exceedingly good judges of character and
that they depend upon this faculty to a large
extent for making a living in their line of
business. went so far as to as assert that
they could even tell, by studying mans
fase. pretty nearly what his tastes were in
the matter OF books which he liked to read
rms is where | got too wise. Soon after
making this as 5ertion 1 was sitting in the
seat next in front Of that occupied by my wife.
when the boy came along with an armfuI of
books. He stopped when he reached INV
seat, looked at ne critically for a few seconds
then pulled out book from the bottom of the
pile which he carried in his arms and lean
ing over conhdenttaAy, said in a tone which
unfortunately was loud enough for nv wife to
hear plainly:
his cook has been suppressed.
My wife was suddenly intensely interested
in an exceedingly ordinary lard ;cape when /
looked around at her, but I could see from the
amused expression about the corners of her
mouth that she had taken in the situation
You may be sure she laughed when the how
had gone. and every time 1 try TO grow oracn-
lar with her she only has to refer mysteri-
ously to this incident, when L Of course. am
compelled to close up tlghtly as q clam. !"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30
Three Dramatic Incidents.

4nT6e DTamatlC incidents.
Generally speaking there are no more
dull and commonplace things on earth
than the deliberations of a coroner's Jury,
the trial Of a common thief for going
through mans pockets and the perorl-
ton of a free silver speech. Yet, during
last week, we have seen all these things
made intensely melodramatic. The first
Of these theatrical Incidents in real life
occurred at Battle Creek, Mich, during
the investigation Of the recent disastrous
railway collision at that place. The jury,
in the midst OF the inquiry, concluded to
have an OBJ ect lesson of the collision, and
ordered out two trains, to be placed in the
position occupied by the trims that col
lideI, and to ran Just as the colli1ing
trains were running d the time of the
crash. One-half of tho jurors boarded
one train and the other half the other
train and the engineers pullel out. And
tn. thing was goae through with in such
realistic manner that collision was
narrowly MISSED
The econ incident occurred in New
York crimua1l coJr5 An ex-cOlVi ,t, a
hardened Old sinner, was on trial for hay
ing lniui5o3rs "A "kaD.G-oIj dose" TO a
ulan and ro5SsI his po56ess. A '' kno *
out dose is drink o. druggeI whsly.
Tho drug used by the thief was in evil
dence in the court room, in vial. 4
chemist hI1 t3s5el it and proaoIn ;e1 Il
to be hydrAte OF chloral, poison Chic
raj is sometimes given to persons suffer
ing with alcoholism. The prisoners
lawyer, named PIrly, did no. pa ~ any
defense foc his mla, bat scOIted Ms len
that choral was 'knl ,kar-o It, rs
that the drug my client is charged with
having administered" aske Mr. Purdy
of the prosecutor as he pointed to tn
vial. lit is, sir, AMI wish i, u. pri3Dnsr
might have killed Sullivan" WIS ths an
swer. Nonsense" replied Mr. Purdy,
chat stuff couldn't kill fly it is as
harmless as water. Let me have the boz
tie, please" 1t was handed to him.
Now, see here" he continued, II will
prove that it is harmless" And he
turned the vial to his mouth and drained
it of its contents. Mr.. Purdy had be an
training with choral for that very scene.
AS soon as he had swallowed the poison
he left the room and relieved his stomach
with pump. But his man was con-
Victed.
The third notable bit of melodrama in
real life during the week occurred in the
Senate on Friday, when the tears of
Henry NJ. Teller laid the dust of the
silver debate. Senator Taller had
momentariy lost sight of the silver lining
of the cloud, AMI the eclipse OF his She
kinah was more than he could bear Once
before during the extra session he had
wept soulfuliy, but then he was buoyed
up by hope for his hobby, and on Friday
the hone was wanting
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30
INDEX. TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETIYGs-DeKalb Lodge No 9, 1. O. o. F.
SPECIAL NOTICEs-Railroad Men, Henry
Suffer; County Down Shirts, Collars and
Cuffs, Falk Clothing Company. Agents; AS to
Bills Against British Steamships Inchisla
and Azalea; AS to Crew of British Steamship
Avalon.
STEAMSHIP SCHEDULEs-Ocean Steamship
Company, Baltimore Steamship Company.
Your DEAR WIFE's MoTHER-B. H Levy
& Bro.
BEFORE NIGHT-Appel & Schaul.
WHENEVER You NEED ANYTHNG-Falk
Clothing Company.
FURNITURE AND CARPETs-Lindsay & Nor
gan.
AUCTION SALEs-Dry Sailed Bellies, Rails
ms, Ets., by J. H. Oppenheim s. Son.
RAILROAD SCHEDULEs-Centra Railroad Of
Georgia.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTIsEMENTs-He
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost: Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30
The Recovery Has Begun.

Tom inc TnlIaueIp nlA Times lInd.)
Some Of the silver senators have still some
remnants of oratory TO dispose of. and it NAV
il is quite safe TO regard the passage OF the re-
peal as assured, and its wholesome effect
upon he business of the country is already
manifest in the market reports and in the i'm
proving tone OF business. The country can
not expect to recover from such long de-
preston all at once, but recovery is sure and
already il has begun.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30
1.-THE True Blue South"
From the Philadelphia Record DEM.

From the Philadelphia Record tDem).
The disposition OF the southern senators TO
court the favor OF the populist demagOgues
who threaten the integrity Of the Democratic
party IN the south, was proof OF individual
weakness. The repuutution of such policy
Ly representative men and newspapers in
the south is proof Of sound public judgment.
The people are always wiser than the politi-
clans. The II auful way in which the leaders
Of opinion among our southern brethren have
come To the rescne OF sound finance is a most
hopCf Il and encouraging sign Of the times.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30
Gin purnines by Whitecaps.
From the New Orleans Picayune tDem.

From The New Orleans PicayCne (Eem0.
The various southern states cannot afford to
permit these crimes to go unpunlshed. he
farmers have a just claim to protection in
the right to gait e: and market their CroIs
70 salt their own convenience. and any at
tempts to interfere with that undeniable
right, whether by the Ia wless acts of indi-
vlduais or by illegal conspiracy. should be
summarily and severely repressed
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30
20 Invariable Rnln-

Dear Miss Mildred wrote the young edt
tor according 90 the Chicago Tribune. #
nna 10 lmpo,s lnle to tell YOU ty word Of
mouth what have Toe. lof..,int for r,,,,,, ~
~ say My pAl-iaa 10 lgue refuses 10 do H.
bidding oi tni VIII when ann in your Dre..
rn. e 81 ah Deg ihe Iece sity therefore M
dear ~ mo sou haze lea0mn and III 80 h
500 NlA consent tD ie ms wife. Ia rsplgiur
pr47t pc Dflei omit ths discussion III un.
In p9lianl topics and write only % one side
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30
CURRENT CoMMENr.
The Howlers Will Howl.
From the Boston Herald QndD.

II brisk revival Of business doesn't follow
repeal it will be largely due to the republican
campaign ocators, who are bound TO preach
anyhow until after election. All the
same, the sunshine of renewed prosperity is
beginning to shine in spite of these political
prophets OF evil
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30

George Painter, who is under sentence
of death at Chicago for the murder of his
wife, has appealed to Gov. Altgeld to
have him hypnotized in order that his in
nocence my be established. Painter has
been reading about a commission in
France Gaving recommended that hypno-
tism he made an auxiliary of the law, and
OF a recent hypnotic test upon a criminal
in San Francisco. and believes that if he
were put under the influence of hypno-
tism the story he would tell of his actions
on the night his wife was killed would
convince the governor that he is not a
murderer. There is a bare possibility
that Gov. Altgeld will grant his request
His recent actions have all been in the
line Of granting criminals every request
possible.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30

a New York firm, known to be acting
for one of the belIigerent parties in
Brazil, but whether for Peixoto or Mello is
a matter Of speculation, has purchased for
g sum approximating million dollars the
Morgan line steamship FL Cid, the crack
steel merchant vessel, recently built at
Newport News, Va, and reputed 10 be
the fastest American built steamer afoat.
and her sister ship, the FL Rio
the vessels, il is believed, will be loaded
with arms and other munitions Of war
and sent 10 Brazil The firm that bought
the ships for the Brazilians recently gave
an order TO an American factory for 500.
600 worth Of rapid firing guns OF heavy
ca1oer, and as ri Cid was built with a
view 10 becoming an auxiliary naval
vessel the party 30 which she is coin
signed Will bee considerably strengthened
upon her arrival lu New YORK there is
division OF opinion as 90 the service the
Vessels ls tp eutfr. some OF the shipuiu &
uieh ana newspapers saying they will.
enter Meiio's service. and others being
quite confident that they were purchased
! tor The government
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30

Charlie Mitchell, the English plug, was
handsomely remembered in the win of
his hacker and friend, Squire Abingdon
Baird, who died in New Orleans while on
trip to this country with Mitchell last
spring. 1t will be remembered that at
the time the squire gave Mitchell $4,000
TO put up as stake upon his fight with
Corbett. Besides this it is announced
that the 'squire's will provides that el5,-
900 shall be paid to Mitchell as token
Of his love and affection" Mitchell says,
by the way, that his windfall will not
deter him from fighting Corbett, that if
he had been left 81, 100000 instead of S75,-
600 he would still desire to fight the
Californian.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30

What would be ludicrous mistake if
it were not associated with such CHASTITY
affair, occurred at Battle Creek, Mich.
in connection with the disposition of the
bodies from the recent terrible wreck.
Among the charred remains taken up was
what was supposed to be the remnant Of
haby's body. 1t was not known that
there was baby in the wreck, but the
little blackened and charred trunk was
evidence not to be disputed. The ''find''
was sewed up in a sack and awaited its
turn for examination at the inquest
Finally its turn came, and the doctors
started in upon post-mortem examin-
alton. But the poqt-mortem ended with
the first cut of the knife. The supposed
baby's body was n reality huge bologna
sausage.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30

The marine hospital service has semi
officially given notice, through the recall
ing of American surgeons at foreign ports,
that danger of cholera epidemic in this
country this year is passed. 1t will be re-
membered that last spring when there
was danger of cholera reaching this coun-
try in emigrant ships the government
sent number of skilled surgeons to the
principal European ports to examine all
emigrants before permitting them to sail
for America. Their work was most
effective, and with the cooperation of the
marine hospital service and the local
quarantine on this side of the ocean, the
country has been kept free from cholera
infection. Last week the surgeons were
recalled, with the notification that their
services at the European ports were no
longer necessary.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30
Lace Curtains.

We viii offer this week Lace Curtain, 81
yards long and 10 inches wide, and worth ana
has Teen selling for - 80. this week price
81 81. All other curtains in stock have re,
celved a similar cut, and cannot BE- Duplicated
elsewhere.
200 pieces Tapestry and Ingram Carpets
just received Also, 100 pieces French Canton
Mating. These goods Will be made and lalu
DrCmDtlv
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30

EASTERN OFFICE. % Park Ro1, New
York City C. s. FAuLGkER. Manager.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30

ITS no hotter for you than it is for me,
observed the employer. yet 1 have to stay"
That's the difference between YOU and me "
returned the cook. Il haven t.'-Shamokin
Republican
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30
UIIuGCBIaI9|I VQII23
I'm -
Ne Y GOODS |.
Who Ever Heard of Prices Like 10 These
LADIES' JACKETS Z WRAPS?
Latest and Best Styles.

Ladies All-wool kets................&2
All-wool Cheviot double breast lap
seam .... .......-.. ........- ......... u
Fancy CheyIot large horn buttons. 4 30
Marine Blue Jackets, ap seam. ......... 5 60
Fur Trim, Columbia Collar. ....... 6 60
Black Cheviot, Franklin Collar. ......... 50
English Box Front Coats, braided. o" 90
Fine Cloth, Natural Beaver trim. DO. 10 %
Double Breast Skirt Jackets braid trim II 80
Finest Braided Broadcloths. ............ Z 20
Misses and Little Children's Jackets and
Cloaks in all sizes and at all prices.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-30

In Foreign and Domestic
Dress Goods Novelties we
will place before Our patrons
this week the most complete
and varied line that we have
ever offered. This depart
ment is replete with beauti-
full goods and exclusive
dress patterns, ranging
from 25c per yard to So.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1893-07-29
Proposals for Bonds.

Pursuant to resolution passed by the board
Of county commissioners of Mclean county,
North Dakota, at Il meeting of said board held
July 11t 1888, scaled proposals for the purchase
of negotiable bonds of said county to- the amount
Of twenty-One thousands five hundred dollars
Mclean county, viii be received by the under:
signed, county auditor Of Mclean county. at my
office in Wasllburn, North Dakota until IL o'clk
noon or Monday, the 18th day of September, 1882
in the presence Of the board Of county commits.
sioners Said bonds to he in the denominations
of $500 each, payable in fifteen years from date
said date Of issue. The right to reject any or all
bids is reserved, Proposals musl be. marked
on the envelope Proposals for Bonds"
FRANK b. WELLS, County Auditor.
Dated July Goth, 1888.