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The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-01-30
THE DALLES,

The of Inlan Empire head
of navigation the Middle Columbia, and thriving
porous city
ITS TERRITORY.
1t the supply and rich agricultural
and grazing country trade reaching far south Summer
Lake. a distance of fover rtvohu miles.
The Largest Wool Market.
The rich grazing country along the eastern slope of the Cas-
pasture sheep
which finds market here.
The Dalles the largest original wool shipping point
America 100000 pounds being shipped last year
ITS PRODUCTS
fisheries finest the Columbia yielding
year dollars which viii be
doubled in the
The products of the beautiful Kkitat valley find
here and the country south and east has this year filed
warehouses and all available storage places overowng
their products
ITS WEALTH.
richest city
scattered and being used to develop farming country
than is tributary any other city Eastern Oregon
isl
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-01-30

COLUMBIA LODGE, NO. 5, 1. o. o. F.-Meets
- every Friday evening at so O'Clock, in X.
of p. hall, corner Second and Court streets
Sojourning brothers are welcome.
II. CLoUGH, Sec'y. H. A. BIILs,N. G.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-01-30

FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. O., K. of P.-lIeets
L every Monday evening at ESQ O'Clock, in
Schanno's building, corner of Court and Second
streets. Sojourning members are cordially in
Tited. W. s. CRAM.
D. W.vAUsE, n. of R. and 8. &C.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-01-30

TAs. NEsMITH POST, No. -, G. A. R.-Meets
e every Saturday at 7:S0 p. II, in the K. of P.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-01-30

NTOMEN's CHRISTIAN TEMPERANCE
w UNION will meet every Friday afternoon
at o'clock at the reading room. Allare invited.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-01-30

TEMPLE LODGE NO. 8, A o. U. W.-Meets
L in Fraternity Hall, over Kellers Second
street, Thursday evenings at Z 30.
PAUL KREFT,
W L MYERs Einancier N "
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-01-30

VEASCO LODGE, NO. ID, A. F. & A. M.-Meets
w FIRST and third Monday of each month at
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-01-30

u OF L. E.-Meets every Sunday afternoon il
d. the X. of 2. Hall.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-01-30

CT. PAULS CHURCH Union Street, opposit,
- Fifth. Rev. Eli D. Sutcliffe Rector. Services
every Sunday st IL A. NJ. and 7:30 P. NJ. Sunday
1880
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-01-30

d OF L, F. DIVISION, No 167-Meets in
d. X. of p. Hall the first and third Wednes
day Of each month, at 7;3u p NJ.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-01-30

M Z. CHURCH-Rev. ]. WHISTLER, pastor.
W. Services every Sunday morning at IL a. IN.
Sunday School at 1920 O'Clock P. N. Epworth
League at $3.50 P. NJ Prayer meeting every
Thursday evening at 7:30 o'clock. A cordial in
vitation is extended by both pastor and people
to all.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-01-30

IHIRST BAPTIST CHURCH-Rev. o. d. TAY.
II LoR, Pastor. Morning services every Sab
bath at the academy at IL A. NJ. sabbath
School Immediately after morning services
Prayer meeting Friday evening at PASTORS resi-
dence. Union services in the court house at
2. NJ.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1893-01-30

- CURTIS, Pastor. Services every Sunday at i
a. N. and P. NJ. Sunday School after morning
service: Strangers cordially inYited: Seats free
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16
Why Men Fail in Business.

Experience i the best, and often
the most expensive teacher. There
are two ways of obtaining experience
one by getting it yourself and pay
ing for it. and the other by observing
the experiences of others and profting
thereby. The latter is by far the
cheaper.
In this connection it is interesting
to observe that nearly twelve thou
sand failures occurred in the United
States and Canada in 1892 Most of
these failures were attributed to lin
sufficient capital, but close analysis
Of the reasons given would, we be-
lieye. show that a lack Of experience
was the foundation Of vast majority
OF these misadveutures in business.
other causes, of course, are mention
ed. OF the 1900 failures over one
thousand were attributed TO fraud,
nearly two thousand to incompetence,
the same number TO disaster and over
three thousand three hundred to lack
of means.
The significant fact is mentioned
that ont Of all the failures of last
year only one was announced Of
concern with a capital Of $500 900 or
over Capital is n very necessary
thing in business, but man with
much capital and little experience is
more likely to fail, as rule, than a
man with n great deal Of experience
and little capital.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16

Peters rested his cheek in his hand
aud seemed thoughtful After some
seconds he drew a long breath and
said Jones. may l trouble you TO
tell US when this interesting and val
liable incident took place =
Certainly, Jackson, certainly. In
the summer OF 1871"
Peters smiled. Then he said: The
phonograph, Jones, is given a later
date by the more advanced histori-
ans and archaologists. You are,
Jones, guilty of an anachronism." "
No doubt, Jackson, no doubt" an
swered Jones. Most men who tell
the truth are. | shall not lie TO avoid
an auachronism-no. not if am gull
" OF an auachronism with every word
| utter, if my whole life becomes one
vast anachronism. Truth. jackson,
truth first always. We will now listen
to the important and educational ac-
count Of your uncle in Michigan, that
brainy and scholarly gentleman who
proposes to do away with floors by
having every body wear wooden shoes.
Proceed, Jackson"
Peters looked at Jones with a wea-
ry air, tossed the stub of his cigar in
TO the fire, and answered: It's Of no
Importance. Some future day will do
as well a year from now-two years
any time '-Haper's Weekly
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16
His Eye TwinkIed.

He was uOta very elegant specimen
of the genus gentleman aS he sham
bled in toward the kitchen door Of a
house on Foundry street, nor was lie
altogether "a vicious looking fellow,
and there was in his eye II sly twinkle
that even all the blur had not ob.
scured. The lady Of the house an
swered to his knock, and she was un-
doubtrdly Il handsome woman.
Beg pardon, ma am" he said in
uudisguised admiration; II think |
have made Ii mistake
What will YOU have"
Nothing now, ma'am" he answer
ed, family smiling.
"Ihen why did you knock?'
Il said. ma am, it was "A mistake
Did you think some one lived here
that you knew she asked. with u
CHEEKY sort OF laugh that was com
forting to hear, even though II strain
of sarcasm ran through it.
Hardly that, ma am, he said hum
bly,, what | did think was that |
was hungry and cold, ma am, bat the
sight of your face has made me warm,
ma am, and your sweet voice has
been food to me-, ma am. Good morn
ing, lady, and he started away, but
she wouldn't have it so. She took
him in by the fire and gave him his
breakfast, and that queer little eye
twiukled more than ever.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16
FRESH
Garden Seeds
1 8 8 3


Just received and for sale cheap and for cash
only. y large stock oi Wen selected
garden set"s'
SNAP BEANS.-The Best OF All. Emperor
william, Round lc.lo" six
Weeks Ezra EaIIN h," N'.-
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iOhh hHANH,l'3tiE Eu iI'.T ,' i''lI,, III ~
49,, ,',,' W I,,ci. - ~ GlTi., 'i Va
willow Leaf Lima.
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bEEI>:-E'iIS ~ pm ',T''','" - - -
uIlii; ~ IT. -. - ,r,' ,'t
~ i'tt u, 80, ~. 49,, '''' - '''
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ANNA ''''' I;tainr,,. I,r'y Yorl Tyrra
Early EXpr,S, Nmdcr,raw,
HendrrsOu's Early summer,
HeG", ,S"l 9TGGrss'Gl,, hUt-
Short stem DrumEoad, Pcri,"-
tiru Brumhead savoy, AWNIn.s
savoy, BUTpDes >Hl,-h"aG,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16
A Bit Of Royal Vanity.

The only trait Of vanity which
ever noticed in Empress Elizabeth
was the pride she took Ia her magnin.
cent chestnut hair. which fell below
her knees. She used To have II
brushed for hours every day, whilst
her reader" Mile. -, read TO
her English, French, or Hungarian
novels. Her Majesty was particular
ly anxious that the dressers who
brushed her long tresses should avoid
pulling out single hair This, OF
course, was an impossibility. and the
unfortunate maid concealed carefully
in the pocket OF her apron any hair
which became entangled in the prush.
one day the Empress, happening to
glance into the looking glass, caught
sight Of the maid conceaIng a small
roll OF hair ia the above described fash
ion. Jumping up from her rocking
chair, her Majesty clutched her at
tendant by the wrist, aud angrily eI-
claimed
Il have caught you at last. You
are running my hair!'
With II presence OF mind which
would have done honor TO an expert
diplomat, the maid replied, unhesita-
tingly: II implore your Majesty TO
forgive me. II never happened be
fore. only wished to have a few OF
my sovereign's hair to put in the lock
ct which my little girl wears around
her neck as talisman.
Whether the Empress believed or
not this clever invention, ! do not
know, but Struggling her shapely
shoulders, she resumed her seat,
laughing merrily, and the next day
she presented Der maid with locket
enriched with diamonds, saying, with
"A mischievous twinkle la her eyes,
II think this is the kind OF talisrDan
your little daughter deserves for hav-
ing such n clever mother From
The Empress Of Austria" by One OF
the Ladies Of Her Court, in Harper's
Magazine for June.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16
Never Told Her Love.

The physician was young; 50 was
the patient; the case was strange;
none of the symptoms correspond
with any known disease; the physi-
clan was perplexed; he came every
day: the patient grew worse; nothing
seemed of the least use. Presently
the physician began to suspect some
thing: the trouble was mental per
haps-of the heart, perhaps. lie
watched and waited; his suspicious
grew stronger; at last he charged the
patient with the thing.
Il believe. he said, that there Is
nothing in the world the matter with
You but that you are in love"
With bushes and tears, the patient
confessed that this and nothing else
WAS deyouring her, 50 that she was
growing worse and worse daily.
And does the man know
Alas - she replied, "he does not
even suspect
Can you tell him g.
Never"
"Wnl you tell me, then might
at least advise.
She hung her head and hesitated.
Come" he said with kindly en-
couragement, tell me all; make IA
clean breast OF it. 1t will do you no
harm and may do you good Besides
a physician is father copfesSor. -
Since you have asked me, ' she re-
piled with some confusion, come to-
Then porhap, if | can--l
will tell YOU
On the morrow he arrived. The
patient placed in his hand slip Of
paper. and left him hurriedIy. He
opened the paper aud read: / sam
uel. Ali :. This text You may look
up unless You know the story al
ready.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16
A JudiciouS Negro.

Uncle Moses had never been TO the
theatre, but having stuck up bills for
n theatrical troupe and having re
ceivcd complimentary ticket TO the
gallery he concluded 10 attend the
performance. He went dressed in his
Sunday attire. He had not been in
side the theatre more than half an
hour when he emerged shaking his
head
Don't you like the performance.
old man =. asked the doorkeeper.
NO, sah. don't like dem perfor
mances no way We kin fix it,
"Why. what's the mattery'
Muffin much, 'ceptin' oman on
the platfum got to talkin' bout fam
ilv fairs wild de husband oh a nudder
q man. an | didn't propose TO stay.
Nv old marster in Virginny got shot
plum ter pieces for doing dat berry
foolishuess. Dar's alters trouble whar
dat sort Oh foolishne-- l. gwin on, an
Ise a judcious Niger, ! Is. | don't
want to be shot in the leg by mistake
or brunged mp as witness in de case
when il strikes de court
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16
Clerks in the Railway Mail Service.

The training OF clerk In the Rail-
way Mail Service is necessarily severe.
His first appointment after he has
passed the civil service examination
is really no appointment at all. He
is simply named" as substitute"
without compensation, unless he
chance TO make an occasional run In
place OF one of the regular clerks. As
substitute he finds opportunity to
familiarize himself enough with the
requirements of the service TO receive
an appointment on trial at $500 q
year. His regular work will then be
little more than lifting pouches in and
out Of the car, or shifting them in the
racks; but he should be able 10 find
time TO memorize the distribution for
IA certain section OF the line. This re-
quireS that he should know by heart
the names OF from 900 l,500p post offices,
and whether they are on the main
line or not. or. il not, st what junction
letters FOR any particular Office leave
the line. He is examined every month
at table and pigeon holes at the
headquarters OF the division. Cards
bearing the names OF all the Offices In
the section on which he is examined
are given him 10 distribute in the
pigeon-holeS according to routes, and
IA record is kept Of the results. IL he
acQuits himself creditably, and the
chief clerk in his rolling post-ofiice re-
ports favorably on his mental. physi.
cal. and moral qualifications, he is
promoted, when vacancy occurs, TO
the examinations continue, aud he Is
Obliged To add section after section to
his knowledge, until, as they say In
the service, he knows the "require-
mpnts OF his route, which means on
important routes the memorizing OF
from 1900 TO 10000 Offices. and the
lines 10y which they are reached. He
has then chance OF promotion TO
Class III, at ) 600 IA year; aud II he
makes the best record in this class he
goes up 10 Glass " at l,lj0 aud Il
nalIy 10 Class V. at $1,000 year,
above which lie the higher appoint.
ments OF the service -H5rper's Young
People
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16
Another Wonderful Plant.

There has been discovered in the
forests Of India strange plant
which possesses to n very high degree
astonishing magnetic power The
hand which breaks IA leaf from tt re-
ceives Immediately shock equal TO
that which is produced by the con
ductor OF IN induction coil. At dis
tauce OF six meters "A magnetic needle
is affected by it, aud it will be quite
deranged if brought near. The en-
ergv OF this singular Influence varies
with the hours Of the day. All pow
ertul after o'clock in the afternoon,
it is absolutely anuulled during the
night. At times of storm its intensity
augmentS to striking proportions.
During rain the plant seems TO sue
cumb, and bends its head during IA
thunder shower. IL remains there
without force OF virtue even il one
should shelter it with an umbrella.
No shock i felt al that tim" i'm break
ing the leaves and the needle j. Unaf-
fected by it, one never, by any
chance. sees bird or insect alight on
the electric plant; nn instinct seems
TO warn them that they would find
their sudden death II is also impor-
taut TO remark that whore IL grows,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16
KNITTING.

Knitting, knitting, knitting.
Meath n spreading apple tree,
sits little maid in summertime
Careless and happy and free.
The needles fly in and out,
Narrow and widen and seam,
The fingers weave a crimson scarf,
The mind a rose-hued dream.
knitting, knitting, knitting
in sunshine, shadow and doubt;
There's many heartache woven in
While needles fly in and out.
Narrow and widen and seam,
Finish with dainty care;
She sl.hs as size binds the tiny sock,
And bTea;hes mothers prayer.
Knitting, knitting, knitting
In the light Of the setting suu,
Almost finished her labor oflovc.
And wom5u's work is done.
Tho needles tly in and out,
Narrow and widen and seam;
The dim eyes watch In the twilight gga.
For q sail and siiyery stream.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16
JOS. McMURRAN.
New Stock of Goods!

Nv store is brim full of New Goods
of all lines and classes to which in
vite an inspection. Feeling assured
that | can meet any and all competi-
ton, | will not attempt to enumer-
ate, as they must be seen to realize
and appreciate. Special induce
ments offered to cash buyers. All
marketing that can be handled taken
in exchange for goods.
J. s. MELVIN.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16

4 man out West has moved so often
that when his chickens see covered
wagon stop before the house they
march into the road. fall upon their
backs behind the wagon and cross
their legs TO be tied.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16
The Wildcat Frighteuer.

inc Iifue pieces Of carpetiny on the
fa.- with m,rfIara
Ton.. IooI,ad AT rha vour ..ar man
viii .avari-v ..Tsol..on was inst
-, tho roint or -e,rio,,o . story ahont .
IittIa ideo Of ,,,. o,,., whom lived in
T,vo several veors a,, Enrich us
with fine taIa Of v,1r nright vounr
friend som. other time"
Yes" returned Peter. "ir does
,.a,., yaiI for.vou to sovtbo+ bu- my
stor,. was ,,oin,,t, p, - tr,a one -,
..Youpa, man - answered ZONES
..vor saam =, for,at that Inn vour
fi.r,..t.o.h.. Thon.,,ori..o 81 tho
District III, f.. School At H~mIork ' Hollow
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worthy to rank with vour Dian for
.ytrocotinc tho latent energy from
..ern.~
..Vo Robinson no answered Homes,
.milinglv and evidently much graft
fed NO Won are too kind. Nv
.ramp idea showed genius: such
things come to e man but once in
lifetime: thf, was simply an indica-
ton Of a special talent FOR dealing
with wiId-cats still. if YOU would be-
.ieve it. mypIan proved utterly value
less so far as frightening tha cats
AWAY was concerned. | seated my
self Loar.a every night for a week,
still those wild cats went right on
carrying away my poultry. But I
felt that the principle was a sound
ore, and looked about for the weak
point in the application Of it. Isoon
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16
Beans and Brains.

One day during the period when
Mr. Henry 6. Lodge now Senator
Lodge was "A member OF the House.
a countryman and his wife were
watching the proceedings on the floor
from the gallery. one Of the features
being speech by Mr. Lodge. The
old fellow had his eye on Mr. Lodge,
in evident admiration, aud At last he
turned TO the man next 10 him for
information.
who is that down there in the
aisle talking to the boy?" he asked.
Congressman Lodge" he replied.
Where's he from Z
Massachusetts Boston
"Boston-did you sayY queried
the countryman.
''Yes-Boston.
The old chap turned TO his wife,
who had been listening.
There, Mary" he exclaimed, Just
see what beans aud brains will do for
a man that amt half as big as a hay
stack"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16

Doctor-My good woman, does
YOUR son always stutter2 Mother
Not always, sir. Only when ne at
tempts TO talk.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16

Servant-Step this way. Mr. Whizz.
Caller-Mr. Whati My name is
Jones.
Servant-Your pardon, sir. When
l handed your card to Miss Mollie she
said: sc. Whizz. Show him in"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16

Mr.. Deadgone-How did you know
7 was coming tonight, Tommy!
TOMMY heard Sis tell Bridgetnot
TO fill up the parlOr lamp.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16

1t was down in a Chautauqua vii
lage that a gay young soldier had his
sweetheart. Such beauty she was,
too.
1t happened that he sent her down
from Buffalo a pot Of cold cream to
keep her cheeks as fresh as the bud
ding rose.
When he came down TO visit her
again he asked her how she liked his
little gift.
The taste was very nice, she said
with rather a sickly smile, but l
think like the other kind OF cream
best"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16

Banks-Jess said she had heard
YOU drink like a fish.
Tanks hope you sad a good word
for me.
Banks-I did. / called her atten-
ton TO the fact that fishes drank
nothing but water.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16

A poor man may be just as good as
his rich neigbbor, but he has hard
er time proving Ii.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16
Boss Clothing Man !

You Will there find suits TO be as perfect in
III and finish as any merchant tailor can
make. have quite a number of STYLES in
Mems AMI Youths Suitings. Among them
YOU will find Fancy and Plain CheviOts Cas-
simGreS aud Worsteds, Blue Black and Plain
Checks, flaidS, stripes and Fancy Weaves.
The quality of this line is far i'm advance of
any We have ever seen offered at the price
IN TACT, the incest and largest assortment of
Mems Youths, Boys and Cnildren's
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16
Al the Commencement.

Mr.. Yaleblue, want to ask you a
question remarked the Wellesley
maiden TO her partner as they entered
the conservatory.
"A thousand II you like" replied
the gallent colIegian.
What is kissT'
The young man was taken aback,
but quickly pulled himself together
and firmly said. This ls:'
Sir, replied the indignant seeker
after higher culture, you misunder-
stand me. The Interrogation | put
TO you was "A mathematical problem
which ! though might interest a stu
dent from college
1t does, ii does" said the junior
a. he twirled his light Inustache, but
if its a conundrum / give II up"
The maiden's eyes sparkled, and
there was music in her voice as she
threw out the answer, Why, it's
nothing, divided by two"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-16

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