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The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1893-09-28

shilohs Cure, the great cough and Group cure,
is in great demand. Pocket size contains %
doses. Only Csc. Children love II.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1893-09-28

Karps Clover Koat will purify your. blood,
clear your complexion. 1t is guaranteed to dc
this. Is it not worth your time to try 1t?
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1893-09-28
FARM NOTES.

Edited by John c. Edgar, Duval, to whom sill
communications for this column should be ad-
dressed.l
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TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION

IN THE CITY.
one Month-in advance ........ ......'.' VI w
nree Months-.n vance o.. .''..''' 20
Months-in advance .-.....'.'' -. oz2
NnAY only-in advaAce -one year. 80. 90
sgsDAY oniy-in advance-six months; 90
All subscriptions in the city not paid In ad-
-Inoe will invariably be charged at the rate
at0n per month
BY MAIL
ma noD,o-,n advance. .............. -. 81 90
three Months-in advance. ....... ...-.. oO
six Months-in advance. ..................- oO
.,ns YeaT-,n advance, ..... 800
WEEKLY STATKsMAN-9ne year. ..........- W
WEEKLY STATEsMAN-six months. W
EJHDAY only-in advance-one year 2W
t-TnAv only-in advance-Six montha...' w
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v
This statement shows that none OF
the crop raised for the year 1893 had
been sold. 1t was certainly not the
intention OF The STATESMAN to do
Judge Won Rosenberg any injustice,
and q full discussion of the policy OF
running poorfarm, by those CONVEX
SAINT with such matters, would proba-
bly, result in great good to all con-
cerned, as it is generally believed in
this Democratic country that no insti-
tuition savoring of paternalism, no
matter how honestly and wisely man
aged, can be conducted at profit in
competition with individual enter
prise. The columns of The STATES.
MAN are open for such discussion.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1893-09-28

of persons troubled with
w asthma or any cough samples and book
mai led tree. F. Gouaux, Houma, La. Chiles
& Co. and DR.. Tobin, city.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1893-09-28
Extending the Santa Fe.

ST. LOUIS, Sept. 26.-It is stated
here that the Santa Fe road is prepar-
ing to extend the Oklahoma branch of
its st. Louis and Santa Fe division
from Sapulpa, l. T. to Guthrie, o. T.,
the purpose being to tap the rich
region so recently settled General
Manager Morrill, is not in the city and
the report could not be confirmed.
Caution: Buy only DR.. Isaac Thompson's
eye water. Carefully examine the outside
wrapper. None other genuine.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1893-09-28
THE POOR FARM.
Statement Of Its Management For 1892, as
Per County Judges Record.
power.

Statement Of Its Management For 1882, al
Per County Judges Record.
county Judge Won Rosenberg claims
that he was treated unjustly by critl'
cisms of the poor farm management in
the Farm Notes column in yesterday
mornings STATESMAN, and yesterday
he exhibited to a reporter his record
showing the following entries:
Average plumber paupers supported ,o>
per month .............'''': $500 lo|a
Amount paid out for superintendent
hands ctc - U 49,. sI,Sl2 %
Paid ont for supplies purchased. includ-
ing provisions, clothing for paupeIs
Soote,ia i"'in ''npi, 1,443 &C
Ei,,os ,,,orLod out nv county conyicts rs so
Total expenditures for year 1892. ...... 1854 10
RECEIPTS.
Realized from sales of produce raised 80
on farm, year ending November 1892. 81 IVA %
Produce on hand November. 1892 I'M
sold ,-oo m
Corn, $500 bushels, valued at.......... l,1UO w.
TOE folder In O bundles ............ 26 90
oats 600 hundIes .,.,,... ........... II 50
Cotton seed, CO., bushels ............'... oo W
Total ............S5 29S is
Realized from sales OF produce and
value Of crop unsold for 1872 IN excess =,
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1893-09-28
Artificial Rain.

Much time and money has been
spent in the effort to produce the pre-.
cipitation of moisture, and so ia with
out any practical result. But even
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02

sharp iron "hendoo" does fearful execu-
ton, but the wounds are well taken
rare of and the captive is afterward
treated with great kindness. The first
use newly tanned elephant is put to in
India is to tread clay in a brickfeld
and he is next driven before cart in
double harness with a tame mate
''Are all elephants trained for tiger
hunting?" asked the reporter.
''Oh, no. was the reply. Compare
lively few. Most of them are to carry
burdens of merchandise aud for long
Journeys, but there are some hunters in
every herd When it comes TO making
a tiger hunter OF an elephant we first
have to try to teach him not to be
afraid Of tiger. To do this we stuff a
tiger skin and partially concealitin in the
bushes by the side of the road. The
elephant; is then driven by it, perhaps a
hundred times, until he gets used to l.
He is then taught TO roll it over. 1t is
also thrown ct him and he learns to
catch il on his tusks, and, last OF all.
ne is taught to let the stuffed tiger
skin be placed upon mis- back. I"
Il have never seen well-t-ained
elephant run away from a tiger" said
Abdul. through the interpreter, 'but
have heard of one becoming so badly
frightened that he dumped the entire
party from his back into the very midst
of tigers lair and ran for dear life. -
San Francisco Examiner.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
THE STATISTICS FiEND.

u
While on our earthly pilgimage the word has
many woes for Us.
We struggle on beneath our loads OF trouble,
care and pain
But the latest tribulation is the man who al
ways goes fer US
With documentary evidence-statisticso on the
brain.
He'll tell within a fraction the exact amount OF
coffee drunk
For thirteen generations back, in both the
heriispheres.
Whatever else you want 10 Know ne Ii sl2oiY
bite you Of Chunk
OF tSbulated knowledge that's enough 70
start the tears
He'll tell how many immigrants have ever como
from Sweden.
To what extent grasshoppe-s have deyoured
the windy west:
With figures he viii demonstrate the tragedy
Of Eden;
He'll do anything you want him to, except TO
take rest
by the nation.
How many pairs OF shoes trings. and the
quantity OF ram;
And hen figure IN jify the earth's total popu.
lation
From the time it was created to the day Of
Eln6GoU come
Would you know how much tobacco is con.
surled in every minute,
How many yards Of calico il takes to clothe
the south?
Just ASK the statistician, he will tell you he IS
.'in it,
He performs it with his pencil and proclaims
ii xith his mouth.
Hes daisy with statistics, and If you'd like to
try for
A plan for sizing up the man who figures With
such vim,
Just set him down and count him one. add
cipher after cipher,
And be sure to place the ciphers at the left
hand side of him.
He rams statistics down our throats, and we've
been rneekly standing il
Till the spirit Of forbesrancc is becoming
rather weak;
There's got 10 be a turnover, the people are
demanding il,
For some one else occasionally must have
chance to speak.
The time will come when men shall have sufa-
ciently been goaded,
(And the prayer OF many victim is that it
may quickly Gomez
When thereI be an accidental case OF didn't
know twas loaded"
And the fiend viii quit his figures in the mid
die of
North Adams Transcript
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
ERAMHO-SiAMESE

PARIS, Aug. 1-Prince Nadhana. the
minister, called on Foreign Minister
Develle today and Informed him taht
Siam WAS prepared to give the supple
mentary guarantees required by France
for the strict fuldilment of the terms #
the ultimatum, pending IA final settlement
of the questions Involved. The blockade
Is still III force.
PARIS, Aug. IA council of the minis
tiers WAS held at the Eiysee today. NJ. De-
velle announced that Prince Vadhana had
signed the agreement of his g0ve5 nment
conceding the supplementary guaTante:s,
demanded by France. NJ. Dereile aIs .
stated that his interview yes terday with
Lord Dufferin WAS based on I@gotiatior :
which took place in 1859 berws al Fran ce
and Great Britain, which recognized the
principal of buffer state between the
French end British possessions in the
east. The question of neutral zone had
been reserved for future considerations
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
TREASURY OPERATIONS.

4 WASHINGTON, Aug. 1.-The debt state.
ment lssned this evening shows net in
crease of the public debt, less cash in the
treasury. during July OF s, ,2j3. 91S.6l. The
interest bearing debt decreased ssh, ,0SS. 80
and the cash in the treasury decreased
H,5I4,122 80 The total cash In the treas
ury was S7S2, 64l. .107 Il The gold reserve
WAS s!@,2O2.s5S The net cash balance was
SlS,bS4, ,664- %. In the month there was a
decrease IN gold coin and bars OF Sl.64I,-
4a6l. OF silver there WAS an increase Of
S2.6lu. 5000. The receipts Tor tie month
OF july were $50 o05 40. 70. aud the ex-
penditures 9,615, ,SSG 60 Customs re-
celpts decreased from Sl4. .9ii 800 IS to Sl4.-
tS5,g69 l9, and internal revaaue receipfs
Increased from Sl4, %, 5, -. ~ TO Sl4 ESP
,@aoo Payment. for Iens.o : increased
from Sll,4li.s0l 9s 10 SIS 80, ,pd7.S7.
Tie coinage executed AT the United
States mint during July WAS very light.
being Of tue value OF only S3gl. .9al. as Iol
lows: Gold. $500 600. silver. $5i.C01: minor
coins. S5S,000 The coinage tor August
promises To be heavier The minis al
New Orleans and san Francisco have
orders 70 resume coinage on IA lar..sr- scale
than during JnlE.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
Don't become constipated. Take BEECH
ANS PILLS
THE MINING STRIKE.

KANSAS CITY, Aug. IA delegate con-
vention of the Missouri miners was held
here today to consider the question Of
striking in sympathy with their Kansas
brethren. Thirty-two delegates were
present, representing {, 800 miners at Rich
Hill, Richmond. Camden, Lexington,
HigginsvilIe. Highly, Corder, huntsville.
Leeds Randolph and Trenton. The K an
sas miners Were represented by President
Walters of the United Mine Workers as.
sociation, Secretary Lacey, z. B. McGregor.
editor of the Miners Echo, A. S. Glae-,ow
of Leavsnworth, Il member of the eXecu-
tive board, and other delegates from Weir
City, Pittsburg, Usage City and Scammon.
1t was decided to appoint committee to
confer with like committee from the
miners and mine owners to arbitrate ths
differences between the Kansas men and
their employers. 1t was also voted to
strike In a body unless the operators
agreed to arbitrate by Saturday.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
THE FATHER OF MANY MS

CONSTIPATION leads TO multitude OF
physical troubles. IL is generally the re-
suit of carelessuess or IndiffeI snce 80 the
simplest rule of health. Eugene Mckay
OF Brantferd, Ont. writes:
Il had for several years been a sufferer
from constipation, had taken a Great many
different remedies, come OF which cid me
good for Il time but only for time. then
my trouble came back Eors. than ever
WAS induced by friend, whom BEAN
DRETH's PILLS had benefited. 70 try rAem.
Took two each night for week. then one
every night for about six " eks. Since
that time / have not experienced the
slightest difficulty whatever. aud my
bowels move regularly every CAV. / be-
lIeve firmly that for sluggish ass OF the
bowels and biliousness BRANngETH :
PILLS are far superior to any Other"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
They G Heaven.

Black Sammy is noted hoy in the
Sunday school His teacher was one
day trying to make the class see the
advantage of living good life. The
moral remarks were occasioned by "a
strong wad of chewed paper which hap
pcned TO strike the benevolent super
intendent on the cheek. Sammy was
evidently the culprit. although his
black skin showed no sign.
Now. children, you must be better,
Such actions as those tend to drag you
downward. and If you do a bad deed
once the second time you do it more
easily It does not pay 20 be bad. for
you cannot go 10 Heaven" Then Miss
Goode Strengthened her glasses and
looked into Sammys shining eyes.
Sammy. what kind of boys 90 To
Heaven
Sammy shuf'ed his feet
Dead boys" he said - Bosson
Budget
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02

small boy.s There were ten fine ones
captured at one time Since then the
herd has been kept up by purchase and
by single captures. Every nawab has
an elephant master, who captures one
when he can, and buys of some other
nawab when there are none to be cap
tured." x
Abdul told story of the expertness
of two ''panickeas." or professional
elephant capturers, one of whom he is
too modest to claim to have been, but
the gentleman who acted as interpreter
intimated that the story was a person
al "Reminiscences 1t seems that the two
men would start out together, but 9TH
erwise unattended, and bring back
with them the largest-sized elephant in
the country. Their only weapon was
flexible rope of deer or buffalo hide.
They would steal up behind the elephant
while he was at rest, or moving slowly,
and attach this rope to one of his hind
legs.
When an elephant is at rest he has
habit of swinging his hind legs, one at
a time, and these fellows, stealthily APP
x
could slip the rope around easily. If
this were accomplished where there
was tree handy, the other end of the
rope would be made fast to tree. If
it was in the open, one man would
start off and let the elephant pursue
him. The other would keep hold of
the rope, and when they came to tree
would make fast to it in twinkling of
an eye. The capturers would then
camp out on the spot, build fires to
smoke the captive into submission,
starve him well, then feed him and
thus gradually bring him to terms.
SIS it hard work to tame an ele-
phant?"
sit is not hard work if you know how
to go about it. The elephant is not
ferocious unless he is enraged. He is
very intelligent, and he obeys orders
when he finds he must. No effort is
made to tame him until he has had
good rest. 1t is then that tame ele-
phant is put with him, and the tame ele-
plant very often does the greater part
of the work.
''Do the tame ones never object to
that sort of worl5?"
They appear to enjoy it. They do
not delight to hurt the captive, but
they appear to like to show how much
they know and how much they can do
We first put tame elephant in stall
next to a new captive to teach him to
eat. Then we put him between two
tame ones and teach him to march
The 'cooroowe vidahu, or head of the
stables, goes ahead with a 'hendoo,' or
sharp iron hook, which he holds there,
but does not use. The elephant strikes
about with his trunk. 1t hits the sharp
hook and he Soon learns to be quiet"
Further facts elected concerning the
training of elephants showed that when
once the dread of mans power has been
established the process of taking him
ont to walk between two tame ele-
plants is greatly facilitated. Some ele-
plants have to be used far more harsh
ly than others. In some instances the
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
PARENTAL ADVICE.

Feeiin' streakid, amt ye, Johnnys
Wall. this is the way view it:
That the gals would like to love ye,
But you've got to make em do II
Don't go browsin' al . distance
In some pastur' way of yonder,
Don't believe what idiots tell ye-
Absence makes the heart grow fonder."
Step up TO 'en, Johnny, smarter
Sorry Kate give you the mitten:
Shed said 'Yes." as sure as gospel
If you hadn't been such q kitten.
You will learn TO view this matter
Bimeby jest the way I view it.
That the gals would like to love ye
But you've got to make 'em do it
Everybody's bound to have em
All, at any rate. but few are:
An wen l was young an lively
was taken jest as you are
An went an popped it to her,
Skecred completely out o; mature
Tremblin' like frightened rabbit
Blusbin' like red termater.
After she had toll me No, SIR"
was Jest about as you be,
Coin round limp an kinder dumpisA
Feelin' ike blasted BOBBY.
But fully spunlSed up courage
Like man to go an win her
An she's been blessin' to me
can't say a word agin' her
' Did get herr Now you're crazy.
Do you spose I'd get another
Wen I loved the gal Ike l did
Go an ask her-She's yer mother.
Since that time tell the youngsters
Jest the way i allus view it,
That the gals would like to love 'em
But they've got to make 'en do il.
s " EoSS in Yankee BLADE
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
A Matter Of Enunciation-

What is tbat?" said traveller 70 -
fellow-passenger on a railroad train -
they giided along the bank OF the Hud'
son.
''Ice-saw. laeonically responded the
other. as he glanced out on the river
toward the ungainIy object indicated
Il supposed you did see. or should
not have asked you the question. Yos
saw. and saw. too; but did not know
what :. was.
II said IL was an iee-ssw."
VERY true, IL iS rather an ere sor-
disfgurinR As il does that pretty sheet
Of ice which makes such an exeellsn.
sheet for the iceboats N sail On. buJ
still arn IN the dark as u what IL Is.
II didn't sag eye sore; said iee-sxw.'
''Oh. nice saw. Well. perhsps IL ~
just depends on the wsy one looks -
IL Thank Jon. Looks Rs though ws
were going 20 have a ths1. ."-Csicsgs
News
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
THE WEATHER CROP BULLETIN

WASHINGTON, Aug. The weekly crop
statement OF THE weather bureau SAYS that
the weather OF the past week has resulted
IN a general Improvement OF the crops IN
the east, gulf ana south Atlantic states
Texas AMI Arkansas report more un!avor-
aOie conditions, owing 10 continued
drought Ga the Pacific coast the weather
Was especially favorable Tor All crops In
Missouri light bur well distributed
showers have proven conducive 10 the
growth OF ths crops. Ia Kansas abundant
rain in the norlherH and light In he
southern counties is greatly improving
corn, which promises an immense crop Ia
tae eastern portion. The fax harvest is
progressing, aud the yield Is Iair. II OK
iahuiA. there has been no Tala. Early
cora will make good crop. but late corn.
in common with all growing vegetation.
needs rain.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
BASEBALL.
AT ST. LOUIS.

ST. Louis 90 / 0 0 0 o.
Pittsburg rg......1 8 o 2 *-25
Basebits-St. Louis, s; Pittsburg, 10.
Errors-St. Louis, z; Pittsburg, l. Bat
teries-St. Lonis. Peilz. Rannon, Pears;
Pittsburg, Sugden and Stensel, KiIlen and
Colcough.
Second game
st. Louis... .....0 O 0 0 OO0 i /
Basehits-St. Louis. 8: Pittsburg, IL
ieries-St. Louis, Gunson and Hawley;
Pittsburg, killen and Sugdeu.
AT CHICAGO.
Chicago. 0 | 0 o.
Cleveland .........2 2 0 2 o.
Basehits-Chicago. 2; Cleveland. 8.
Errors-Cbicago, ). Cleveland, 2, Bat
teries-Chicsgo, McGill aud kittridge:
Cleveland, OConner and Young.
AT BOSTON.
Boston n.2 0 0 0 0 O. 5
Philadelphia. .........0 0 0 0 o O.
Basebits - Boston, 10; Philadelphia. 4.
Errors-Boston, 3; Philadelphia, 2. Bat
teries-Boston, Bennettand Stivetts; Phil
aleIphia, Cross and Weyhing.
AT NEW YORK.
New York ....2 6 0 0 0 0 c. 8
Brooklyn. ..........1 / 0 o 0 O. )
Basehits-New York, H. Brooklyn, {;
Errors-New York 2; Brooklyn l. Bat
teries-New York, Mlligan and Rusie;
Brooklyn, Daily and LovetJ.
AT BALTIMORE.
Baltimore re....0 l 0 l 2 0 0 = 3
Washington. ...,1 0 0 0 0 0 0 o. 2
Observation-Disclosures 8; Washington, S.
3; Warrington, 5. Bat
teries- Baltimore, McMabon and Robin
son; Washington, Farrell and Stockdaie'
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
WEATHER BULLETIN.

WEATHER BUREAU,
DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE
WICHITA, Kan. Aug. l, 1893.
Forecast for Wichita and vicinity
iruutil Friday. with rising temperature.
During the past twenty-four hours the
highest temperature was 81. the lowest
So. and the mean 60, with much cooler,
generally clear weather and light north
east to east wind.
For the past five years the average
temperature for the month of August has
been 76, and for the 1st day So
FRED L. JOHNSON. Observer.
WASHINGTON, Aug. Following Is the
forecast up to p. III. Wednesday:
Missouri and kansas-Warmer; south
erly winds; light rains Wednesday after
noon.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
CHEROKEE AULOTMENTS.

ARKANSAS CITY, Kan, Aug. il. W.
Duncan, who was appointed to allot the
lands in the Cherokee strip to the Indians
who are entitled to quarter-sectons. Is III
the city today. He says that he expects 10
finish his work in Il week or ten days.
Fifty-uine Indians have already taken
their claims, and he thinks that three o:
four more will establish their rights to do
so. This morning the Bushyhead quarry.
five miles south of here, was surveyed aud
allotted to the eX-chief of the Cherokee
nation. 1t is valued at S16 900.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
when pain and anguish wiring the brow
A lninistering angel thou"-Bromo-SeI
IHE PRE- ESINENT

WASHINGTON, Aug. I-Secretary Car
Isle has been called to Gray Gables to
consult with President Cleveland about
his forthcoming message. The secretary
left at 4 O'Clock this afternoon.
BUZzARD's BAY, Aug. 1.-The preside ent
remained at home today. His Only caller
today was Ii gentleman acquaintance
from Boston. who was unwilling, for per-
sonal reasons, to give his name kIr.
Cleveland said that Mr.. Carlisle would re-
main several days aud accompany him
back TO Was hington.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
puRE AND Who'll LEsoME QUALITY

Commends to public approval the Cali
fornia liquid laxative remedy, Syrup OF
Figs. 1t Is pleasant TO the taste aud by
acting gently on the kidneys. liver and
b jwels to cleanse the system effectnally, it
promotes the health and comfort of all
who use it, and with millions 1t Is the
best and only remedy.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02
ASSIGNED

AMFsBURY, Mass, Aug. 1.-The Ames-
bury Shoe company has assigned to George
Gale, cashier of the Amesbury National
bank. Il is stated that the company is not
insolvent, but takes this mcaus 10 close up
business which was not paying.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02

TnE countess % Clsncarty. somes
what widely known "a Belle Blison.
rnay have % 20 bsek 20 the stage "a
make living The English courts
hare decided tina. ths dowagey eoun-
nss- mother .. the prssen. earl. ha.
absolute control over all the property
Is!i by her late husband
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02

Young Housekeeper ito q peasant
woman who brings hcr eggs every
wecsf-'I cannot understand Fvily
yo0r eggs have been 80 small lately.
Peasaut-.Nor J. BEt what ear do
Young HouSekeepcr- ny coa't 7ou
leave them little longer n tsss ness2
-ScAals-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02

promotes an abundant secretion of nourish-
n,ent on the part of the mother. 1t is an in
vigorating tonic made especially for women,
perfectly harmless in any condition of the
female system, as it regulates and promotes
all the natural functions and never conflicts
with them.
The Prescription builds up, strengthens,
end cures. In all the chronic weaknesses and
disorders that afsiict women, it Is guaranteed
to benefit OF cure, or the money Is refunded.
For every case of Catarrh which they can
not cure, the proprietors OF Dr.: Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy agree to pay $500 in cash.
You're cured by its mild, soothing, cleans
ing, and healing properties, or you're paid.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-08-02

MY nnotber-iais~." aid Jsriey.
''is the ideal notber-in-ls~" ''f'm
sorry % hear that, ssi Hs~kina I'm
my case the unotherfn-las Of fact A =
far more agreeable perAon than th4
mo.her-in-law Of hct!oa" - HarpasH
Baza-.