The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-07-06
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b. nsrrlsal oh. yss. zee biz vbsslln
Il mo.l every 6ay.
-Hov DO yos lils yesT sew plsos
Dost met III dosi DO things nst,
ibey u cot spoissr boy. s1d u l do d
,titss right, they'll keep 4e dsin EN-.
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b,it Passenger 4 i.ilorl Most bspp!
" ob,iss yoa whsi are sronnd ih
waist plsssei
-hsmns- Oh. deaf can, God b.
Wy, i ,c,srs book. sad I've looked ever!
vLsrA ior IL Psps Never nipd. Civ
hon ihe 1ersins paper
--MsA lss,tiss shaved. 10 barber whs
ppllini.u s,d you sbsr. vi,h this rssoI
lssii Barber WIZ do you MIR Man
Because Il bss . sirong pull.
-Aed IL the sif healthy hsref ssked I
vlsitaf st . nountsin resori Ercsl'eo,
or. Oas eau become cebinsrisp here IL
. little while
Bessy sapbesd DO you wsslly be
lisye that sbsepce makes the hear
sso~ fonderi Mrs. somebrsne - fes. IN
deed. think tsiee ss IN nch OF you vher
you are souew here else.
Hos wu Il Migs, bad 10 pay dol.
lar for cup Of cofieei Well. ytu know
bs siutlers and they charged ten cents ioI
every time be repeated the word coli
fee.
~ nevsr Ines auy one sho bstsd man
kind 10 general 10 that OF Binkles does,
said one studen, 10 Al other. Hum. That
explains bis purpose IL taking up the pro
iession Of dsriisuy.
FRS. Little Lady thsugbaily) We as
gosa 70 zee Worlds Fair II chicsgo this
sutnnsr. ID your Second Little Lady
(outtinsly) No. All our relatives is New
Yekeis
- You always get the best attention In
those psslor cars. DO you Zee the portersf
mol found = cheaper way than that /
bought my osn car.
Nine, Leo says she will not 90 into
the lioo's cage for her performance 10
night Manager Why noii Ringmsss
les-Shs says there iss mouse 10 the
cage.
Have your hair trimmed asked the
barber. Trimmed. echoed Farmer Be-
gosh. Nov, lookye here. 0dont want
no jokes. came TO gil my hair cut 40 /
don't want no trimmin at oil. Did Q
thinh waited ye to do i. up 10 nil
bonsf
90 Too Mnoh Strain Ii sia't no wonder
tbss city people dont i've long. said old
Nrs Jssoa. Law. mt II had % many
neighbors +, look st folks that live 10 cit
les mus, have Id be dead 10 less'n 3
year.
Sunday school Teacher Nov whs,
little toycan repeit the shortest command
men,1 1t hos only four words. Pupil-
eau. Teacher Well. what is 1t? Pupil
keep OIL the grass. i
Mrs Cumso-I wouldn't criticise the
singer 80 severely II l were you. He Is
dom his best. MIR. Cumso---Oh, 10 that
case its oil right. was afraid be Was do.
ing his worst.
Have you ceased 10 care for me. Adele
came earlier this siternoon, and you do
mot even look 81 d to see me. Indeed !
an very glad to SEQ you. But this is my
hour for resting my features from oil Ell.
prsssions.
Your Wife seems TO be Of very sun.
ny disposition. She is always smiling.
II isn't that. us good teeth.
She This is the perlr.i. Of my gran
mother 81 seventy nine. He, delisbtedy |
What st,oss family ressmblancel IL
might almost be taken for you.
Managing Editor You cay that you
have cultivated hot Louise lilac bushes
that have attained height Of over 80 lee
Horticultural Editor : Yes. Why7 Msnast
ing Editor tmusingiyl Nothing, only
wish could lilac that
What did the audience do when the
terrible explosion occurred in the gallery
Manager They spplauded. Mercy whyf
You see IL VAS Wagner concert, and they
thought that vas the hnt number en- The
-Anson There il most remarkable
echo 10 > cave 10 Kentucky. Bsnson-
Whist is there remarkable about IN An.
sop--1 called ont. Hello Smith. The echo
says: Whist Smith do Jon mean' no les
than 10 6ktiuct times. #fft
That's hnr solii baby Of yolrs. New
pah. said friend who was sdmiring the
nri bAbv, Do you thiuk hes soliai ssks
ID Nsvpsh rather discoo c'ssely Itloots
10 me ~ II he vas oil boiler
She - nov promise me Ralph. thstIyou
voa'. 90 TO drinking Just because have I
refused you. He (despondently) Decd
sdly cot Ill have TO swear Of for tbrcs
nootAs 70 ct tssn on The hcssrs aud ,
'hsstie tickets I've wasted on you.
Pond mother 0ls.enisg 10 bsbyI
,riss) --vAss sweet tened voice she hs. .
asnl She'll be splendid singer. We .
nusi send her 10 It,ly aud have her voice n
cultivated. Brutal Father Crying TO o