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The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10

GoLDsBoRo. y. c.. Oct. 81, lssa.

G~OLDsBORo, y. C.. Oct. 81, 19s9.
Mrs. Joe Person:
NADAM-AbOut April, 1857. / treated Sam
PriVett for Scrofuia, affecting the glands of
the neck causing suppUratIon, which finally
terminated into running sores. | had done
for HIM all that / could. and considered MS
chances Tor life very small. and told you So.
and that II you would benefit him with your
Remedy. | would give you a certificate OF the
fact. That you have cone your part. the boy
IS now a living witness. and / shall not hest
tate 10 prescribe in any similar case | may be
called upon 10 treat | am ye. y truly.
THOMAS HILL VI. ID.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10
TWO GOOD

There is now a very clever department
in the New York Morning Advertiser
called The Major" In the copy received
this morning we copy the following two
stories from that department, which con-
tain SO much truth that they are worth
remembering:
believe in the broad wisdom of GROVER
CLEVELAND, but to call a session now to talk
only about silver is a blunder. And he'll prob
ably find it out before two weeks. Then he'll
be like our old friend BILL CASKEY down al
Briar Root. BILL had a young colt which he
was breakin' to halter in his barnyard one
Sunday mornin'. While he was leadin' him
around he thought he'd take a smoke, and so
he tied the halter strap around his waste while
he filled his pipe and struck a match. He said
! afterward that that dOd derned colt hadn't
made more'n three Jumps fore | knOwed I'd
made a mistake" This congress-, I'm afeared,
won't make mOre'n two bad breaks fore
FATHER CLEVELAND will come to a similar
conclusion.
Speakin' of colts, I'm reminded of a story
that AMOS J. CUMMINGS, the distinguished
editor and statesman of New York, tells touch
in the financial scare. L met him and Tom
MURREY in the ShOreham the other night.
AMOS is a good fellow and fond of stories,
which I'm not, but this was a good one. He
said that this little furry in financial circles
was due to the fact that the bankers and spec
ulatOrs wanted to squeeze the government
into issuing a lot of gold bonds, and so they
began to howl about silver and all that and
finally Overdid the businesS-Scared the PEG
pie too much. He said it reminded him Of the
old Teller who was breakin' in a very frisky
colt out west. He got him purity well trained
to the saddle but he didn't know whether he
would scare on the road or not, SO he told one
of his neighbOrs to hide in the bushes long
side the road and when he rode past to boiler
Boo! The neighbOr done as requested and
when he hOlIered the colt landed the old man
across a fence and went tallyhOOtin' down the
road. AS soon as the old man anne to he said
to his genial assistant, what did We do that
fer - Didn't you tell me to hOller Boo p
Yes, | did, whined the old man, but dam
your soul you said it too loud!" That's the
trouble with them gold-bugs, thinks Mr. CUM
MINGs They hollered too loud and scared the
country a leetle too much.
And the moral Of the last one is some
thing all should heed, do not say Boo too
loud.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10

\ Golden, druggist, Birmingham, Ala,
writes please publish some Of the testi-
monials | have sent you for japanese Pile
Cure" Sold by W. NJ. Yearly.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10
NIRSE,> SORE MoIrH.

AAxTOS. ". C., Jan. Is, 1891.
l have used Mrs. Joe Person' Remedy for
Nurses Sore Mouth. and was perfectly cured
and can IL as a good tonic.
MRS. W. s. MCNAIR.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10

DESPITE hard times much building is
going on. Not many business houses
are at it, but there are many dwellings,
and some fine ones, too. The three.story
brick which HOLMAN & Co. have COM
menced in the rear of The GLOBE build
ing, is but another evidence that sagacious
men are ~pinning their faith to Durham.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10

IT WILL be observed that electrical
storms are about on. We hope that
these storms have nothing to do with
the s~tringency of the times
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10
INDIGESTION
SEE THIS. SEE THIS!

Mr.. }. {. Henderson. general manager of the
Chattanooga, Marsden and Birmingham rail
road, says he does not believe there is a ca g
of which Mrs. Joe Persons Rem
edy will not cure, and il is the finest medicine
for Indigestion be has ever used.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10

From this observatory and with what
information We have on hand, it is i'm
possible TO tell whether il will be running
to. morrow or not. Let US hope, and let
the street car mule bray.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10
ALWAYS INDEPENDENT

THE GLOBE is entered at the postOffcc, Dur
ham. n. G.. as mail matter as the second class.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10
We STORY OF YE DOGGE.

Once in yc very oIdcn TYNE a Merchant
sayd too an Eddytor. 81 doan't thynke adver-
tizing pages"
Let me show vow" said We Eddytor. Il
will pvt l lyme in my papyr and not charge
yov a pcnnie."
A right" rcpIycd yc Merchant, land we
will see"
SO yc Eddytor pvtte vs. line in his papyr:
WANTED a DOGGE. JOHN JONES, 253
w Old Street.
Now Vt happened that AZ Pcple cache
broVghtC II Doggc on yc next daye thereafter,
50 that Mister Jones which was yc MERCHANTS
naymc) was oycrrNnnc with Doggcs.
"Synce there are 50 manyc DoggCS," said he.
Il thynkc | myght make some byincss and will
givo You IA pCnnic for cache Doggc."
We people tookc We pcnuic each for his Dogge
beCavSc there were 50 manyc Dogges. and
Mister Jones skynncd We 100 DoggeS and made
hootcs ana gloves from We 400 hydcs and thvs
muyd
\ BIC FORTUNE
and thereafter added to VI 10y advcrtiznng . in We
Eddytor'> paryr.-Am"rican Grocer.
BLESSED are the wine makers, for they
shall see snakes.
n'NENl Va. gam ne" MA" pays
""'''' s""'"
'"'N' !" Il ~S"'ns'"NS = tue tl'ies'
N"' '"'' "''"', S"oee viz u
"'0f'N""S S'' i''' viii oe
truly tutT.
IT WILL be observed that electrical
storms are about on. We hope that
these storms have nothing to do with
the s~tringency of the times
VIE GROVER tod on
SFesS "h"' 10 q" ana Ga NOT tell them
NJ" "a GO II, ne >uoNtN wisdom, Iidd
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10

THE toad juice i still received through
the pipes in limited quantities. There is
no reason that the reservoir should be
floating dead toadS. y little expense
would remedy that evil.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10

the water company should be made
pay for what it runs into this city. The
death. The health officer of Durham,
under oath, has said that ii MAS poison
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10

\ BIG FORTUNE

and thereafter added To VI 10y advcrtizrng in We
Eddytor'> paryr.-Am"rican Grocer.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10

TIE festive street squirt was at it To
day. The wagon was off on other pur-
poses. The mule became engaged in
sanitary work, and the professor of the
cart could not use four things at once.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-10

SO yc EddytOr pyttc vs. line in his papyr:
WANTED a DOGGE. JOHN JONES, 253
w Old Street.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30
A Woman Who Got Along.

The ability of woman to get on alone
in the world is sometimes questioned by
her big brothers. But there are plenty
of instances where women have been
left in circumstances which would try
the powers Of the stOutest hearted man
to the utmost and have come out tri-
umphant. One of these was mentioned
to a reporter the other day Ill connection
with rough side hill farm in II remote
part of an inland town. There" said
our informant, pointing to the place,
lived Aunt Abby S when her Eus-
band died. She then had three small
children, and another was born soon
after The farm was in poor condition
and had about all the mortgage it could
bear Her husbands old father. feeble
and fussy. was left on her hands.
Did she send the old man to the poor
farm, think you? Not bit Of it. She
kept him a year or two, and he was so
fussy she couldn't live with him. Then
she hired neighbor to take him, and she
paid his board - years, when he died.
She raised her children and brought
the farm into good condition. She paid
the mortgage, and when she died she
left good property free and clear of all
debts. The boys hadn't the old lady's
spunk, for there's a mortgage up there
now, and nothing in the world but laZi-
ness did it. They had everything left
ready to their hands and amt had no
drawbacks, 'cept losin their mother, but
somehow the weeds have got the start of
'em, and guess they'll keep it."-Lew-
iston Journal.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30
Wills Grave,

THAT grave on the right hand of the
path as you so down to the porch door;
that heap of airth with 10 growth, not
one blade of grass on it-that's VIII
Pooley's gravo that was hanged unjust
ly."
'Indeed But how came such shock
ing deedto be done?"
Why, YOU see, sir, they got poor
VIII down to Bodmin, all among stran-
gers. and there We're bribery and false
swearing, and an unjust judge came
down-and the jury all bad rascals, tin
and copper men-and so they all agreed
together. and they hanged poor VIII.
But his friends begged the body and
brought the corpse home here to his own
parish. and they turfed the grave, and
they sowed the grass 20 times over, but
twas all no use, nothing would ever
grow-he was hanged unjustly."
We'll, but, Tristan, you have not
told me all this while what this man
Pooley was accused of; what had he
done?'
Done, sir! Done! Nothing what
ever but killed the excise manr-Rev.
r. S. Hawker.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30

! vie Lie In Tic I,iIIorr.

Weeks before the royal wedding 1t
was openly whispered that the Duke Of
York, gallant sailor and gentleman.
had made false step, had been forget
full OF his princely and knightly duties
and Obligations, and had, IL fact. been
secretly married and involved himself in
q mesalliance, repCgnant TO his sense Of
honor AMI Illegal IN theeeyes Of the we'll
known statute law. That law IS simple.
None Of our blood royal can legally con-
tract marriage without the consent of
the reiSning sovereign. Morganatic
marriages have been recognized as such,
AMI such love inspired sauctity IS at
taches TO these unions when faithfully
adhered 10. The world knows all about
them and sympathiEes with them. But
what said the quiduuncs. the tattlers,
the irresponsible, the chattering spar
rows who build under the caves of pal
aces:
Blaakly this, that George OF Wales
was married; that the name Of the place
and the name of the lady, alleged 10 be
the daughter Of naval officer of high
degree, We're known, aud both names
and places changed and fuctuated as the
price of scandal shares rose or fell in the
gossip market. Like i'll winds, the ugly
rumor grew apace over the dinner table
and afternoon teapot. Men talked of it
more shame TO them-women muir
INJURED it with giggles and innuendo; the
very outsiders got hold Of it, and all
the time the story was positively and alb
solutely untrue. Think you for an in
slant that the head of our church would
have married our prince and princess
had he not first satisfied himself, as we
have reason to know he did, that the
silly story was wholly untrue, absolutely
baseless? The question carries its own
answer. We contradict it directly with
authority. Gentlevoman.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30
4 Converzation ,,v ,;oted Authors.


81 never heard distinguished people
talk among themselves but once" de-
clared young lady the other day, "but
then l was quite satisfied. 1t was even
more interesting than had expected"
"What did they talk about" asked
her companion curiously'. and who were
they?"
The young lady named them-two
noted authors, q gentleman and a lady.
land they talked" she added, with q
smile, ''about pol1ers."
''Pokers:" calculated the friend incred-
ulously.
"Pokers!' repeated the first speaker
firmly. The authoress had just built
new house, and her furnace did not
work well. She thought her companion
had one of the same kind in the house
and asked about it.
He gave her information and advice,
and then they branched off to pokers
and the iniquity of manufacturers who
make them of soft iron so that they bend
out Of shape the first time they are red
hot. You have always heard, haven't
you, that his style is exquisite and his
English singularly clear and vigorous?
Well, it is SO, L assure you, when he talks
of pokers, and she is charming when she
talks in q humorous vein about back
hampers and cold air boxes. I was de-
lighted with the entire conversation,
though it certainly was not what an
ticipated. Outh's Companion.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30
In Northern Alaska.

Juneau IS the most northerly stopping
place on the regular Alaska excursion
route, and while it is not sufficiently
near the pole to meet the midnight sun
there is time during the summer season
of the year for u good deal Of light work.
What most troubles strangers is to
know when 60 go to bed. The sun is ap-
parently unwilling to pass and leaves its
halo behind
Twilight waits for dawn, or if there is
an interval between | have not discov-
cred it. It is not difficult to read ordi-
nary print at II o'clock, and sitting on
the deck at midnight (the ship keeps San
Francisco time) watching the shadows
cast upon the smooth water and the
snowcapped peaks at few miles dis
lance Is not uncomfortab BILE with an over
coat.-COr. San Francisco Bulletin.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30
Signed. JAMES STOTT,
Master, S. $. "MiOwera."
An Unreasonable Mermaid.

This here show business" said the
dime museum man, ''ain't what it's
cracked up to be by long shot. A
mans allus runnin agin things that do
him up"
What's troubling you?" inquired the
advance agent.
"Why, that durn mermaid of mine is
gettin me into debt over my head. Now,
you know I've got the only genuine mer-
maid on exhibition. She's a maid of the
sea, she is, living example of the
storied nynphs of the wave of old, as
my programmed says. | pay her big
salary, and she puts all my other attrac-
tons in the shade. 1t would put your
eye out to see the way the people look
at her. l tell vou, she's the greatest
freak in the business, and the best of it
is she's genooine. Bat TO come down TO
cases, as l wuz saying, she keeps me in
hot water all the time. There amt a
day that / don't have to 90 s0methin
special for her don't dast refuse, for
1 can't get along without her in these
dull times Sometimes. though, she
makes me crazy by her unreasonable
requests. What DO you suppose she
wants now?
Couldn't imagine" replied the adj
vance agent, unless tits fresh sea water
every day or something like that
"Huh!' said the dime museum man
disgustedly, that would be easy. That
durn mermaid don't want thing but
pair of button white kid shoes. "-Buffalo
FxDrpsS
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30
TAX ASSESSORS NOTICE.
10 the Tax Payers of the
District of ISona,
Oahu.

The Tax Assessors Books for the
District OF kona, Island OF Oahu, will be
open Tor inspection by persons liable for
taxation, between the 1st and 18th days
OF November, 1893, Sundays excepted)
at the Government Building, Honolulu,
nom o'clock in the forenoon until 4
O'Clock in the afternoon.
WALTER C.. WELDON,
Deputy Assessor and Collector, District
OF Kona, Island OF Oahu.
Approved:
JONATHAN SHAW,
Assessor and Collector OF Taxes,
First Division. 3521-3t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30

The so called deathwatch, dreaded by
the superstltious, is small beetle which
has very powerful joint in its neck
and calls its mate by tapping with its
head on the wall ~ on any surface where
it may happen to be located. The noise
Is similar 10 that which may be produced
by tapping with the finger nails on
table, and the insect can frequently be
made to answer such taps.-New York
Evening Sun.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30
hawaiian Postal Service.

Designs fer a new issue of one, two,
FIVE, ten and twenty-five cent post
age stamps will be received at this Office
on or before November LIST, 1898, at
noon.
The designs accepted will be paid for
at the rate of ten dollars each, and when
more than one applicant has the same
design, priority OF receipt and style of
execution will determine the selection.
JOS. NJ. DAT,
35I2-td Postmaster-General.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30

mo living germ or disease can resist
the antiseptic power OF essence of CHINA
mon for more than a few hours is the
conclusion announced by NJ. Chamber
land as the result of prolonged research
and experiment in N. Pasteur's labora-
tory. It is said to destroy microbes as
effectively as corrosive sublimate.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30
OFFIcE OF THE BOARD OF HEALTH, }
HONOLULu. Ill l. Oct % 1902

OFFIcE OF THE BOARD or HEALTH,
HONOLULU, III. l., Oct. rs, lS93.5
Notice is hereby given that at
regular business meeting Of the Board of
Health held in its Office on the above
date, section 20 of the Quarantine Regu-
lations, adopted March IS, 1891, was
amended so that said section % shall
read as follows:
"zO-Vessels arriving from an Asiatic
port, or from any port reported to
be injected with cholera, yellow fever,
small pox, scarlet fever, plague or any
other disease deemed by the Board OF
Health to bs dangerous TO the public
health, or vessels carrying passengers,
whether steamers or sailing vessels, If
under fourteen days from the last fore ign
port OF call, shall not enter any port OF
the Hawaiian Islands until permission
is granted by the port physician, or duly
accredited officer OF the Board of Health.
Such vessels If refused entry shall he
anchored in quarantine at such places as
may be chosen by the pilot, under
direction OF the port physician, and re-
main at such anchorage until changed or
admitted into port by the Board of
Health.
provided however, that in the case Of
u sailing vessel arriving under fourteen
days from the last foreign port of call,
and not having any such dangerous
disease on board, the pilot may bring her
into port and anchor her; but no person
shall be allowed to land from such YES
sci until permission is granted by the
port physician"
WILLIAM o. SMITH,
President Board OF Health.
1920 1503-3t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30
,yhr Iher You1d ,sot Kiss t1,e stone.

a correspondent is guilty of being the
originator of the following joke: Many
people would not kiss the Blarney stone
ct the Worlds fair if they knew it was
merely n shamrock" - Philadelphia
Ledger
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30
The Hawaiian Safe Deposit
Investment Company.

'THE GLOWING PERSONS
Deposit:
PLANTERs-To keep securely their
contracts.
MEcHANIcs-So their valuable papers
may be safely kept.
CLERGYMEN-To preserve their sermons.
LAwYERs-So they know just where the
deeds in their possession are.
DoCToRs-That their valuables may be
secure while away at night.
SAILORs-That their evidences of pro-
perty may not be exposed to a
''watery grave"
MERCHANTs-To have in a safe and con-
venient place their notes, insurance
policies and valuable documents.
YOU'VE LADIEs-To preserve their
love letters.
WIDOWS That they may MT be anxious
about the loss of their securities.
SCHOOL TEACHERs-so that they may
not be obliged to put in their trunks
their surplus earnings.
EDTToRs-To keep for future use some
of their editorials.
Young MEN-As an inducement TO save
something to put into their boxes.
FOREIGN REPREsENTATIvEs-T preserve
ana securely keep against loss Dy
fires and burglars the archives of
their governments.
We have boxes Of various sizes and
prices to accommodate persons Of large
and small means and at reasonable rates.
Come and see.
THE HAWAIIAN SAFE DEPOSIT
AND INVESTMENT CO.
3514-tf 408 Fort Street, Honolulu.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30

CLARKE. Commander.

Will leave Honolulu at o'clock I. Nj,
touching at Lahaina, Maalaea Bay and
Makena the same day; Mahnkona, Hawai-
hae ana Laupahoehoe the following day,
arriving at Hilo nj midnight.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30

Notice to Delinquent Rate
Payers
All persons in arrears for Water Rates
are hereby notified that all Delinquent
Water Rates remaining unpaid after the
31st day of October, will be suspended
without further notice. Per order.
ANDREW BROWN,
Superintendent Honolulu Water Works.
35I4-I3t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30
STMR. CLAUDINE,
DAVIES. Commander


Will leave Honolulu every Tuesday at 8
O'Clock p. NJ, touching at Kahului, Huelo,
Hama, Hamoa and kipabGIu, Maui, and Pa
auhau, Hawaii. Returning will arrive at
Honolulu every Sunday morning.
~ No Freight will be received after
p. II. on day of sailing.
Consignees must be at the landings to
receive their freight, rs we will not hold
ourselves responsible after such freight has
been landed. While tie Company will use
due diligence IN handling live stock, we
decline to assume any responsibility in case
of the loss of same, and will not be respon-
sible for money or jewelry unless placed in
the care OF Pursers.
w. G. WILDER, President.
$. Is. ROSE, Secretary.
Capt. J. A. KING. Port Snpt.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30
BOOK-BINDING.

$ Have Your
Music covered;
Shabby Books made to look new;
Library lettered with your name;
Hymn Book, Pocket Book,
Card Case, etc. lettered.
HAWAIIAN GAZETTE COMP ANY
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30
ARRIVES At KCEOLULU.

20 No Freight will be received after
noon of day of sailing.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-30
THE SCHEME FAILS
TIE RIOWERA is STILL ON TIE

Mcdowell Is Refused an Extension of
Time, and IL Obliged to Give
Up the Attempt-Tsxt
Of the Contract.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-01-05
WIVES OF FAMOUS MEN.

NERO kicked his wife. Popma, to
death.
LORE DE NEGA was twice married and
both times happily.
TEA. dyspepsia and n scolding wife
made Hazlitts life Il burden
FIELDING. the novelist. married his
maid-scrvant and was miserable.
TIE domestic relations of both Thacll-
cray and Dickens We're unhappy.
GOETHE married an cstimablc frau"
who made him quite content with his
home.
LEssISG married widow with four
children and made them good step
father.
STEELE was happy in both his mar
riagcs, and pays high compliments to
each wife
THE married life OF the famous Palcs-
trina was long and unsullicd by domcs-
tic clouds.
NANDYKE married lady for her
money. and was disappointed on finding
She had none.
Mn.roN's wives gave him so much
trouble that he wrote n treatise advo-
eating divorce.
VERDI married young, winning a
charming Italian girl who made his
home ideally perfect.