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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18

I'm very fond of travel, said the fat
lady Of the Bowery museum to the wild
man of Borneo. Ever been abroad? NO
To tell the truth amt never been out OF
the city, replied the wild man.
New Yark News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18
Wrong season.

Iwish, said little Johnny, as he looked
at his two sore thumbs, that this here
Fourth of July business would come in
school time. I could stay at home a
week on these bruises.-Indianapolis
Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18

All the talk in the world will not con
vince you so quickly as one trial of Dc
Wits Witch Hazel Salve for scalds
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18

Hell shall never marry until I meet a
woman who is my direct opposite. She
(encouragingly)-Well, Mr.. Duffer, there
are numbers of bright, intelligent girls
right in this neighborhooa.
Art in Advertising.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18

Little vegetable health producers: De
Wits Little Early Risers cure malarious
disorders and regulate tho stomach and
bowels, which prevents headache and
dizziness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18
The Alameda.

new and very attractive resort in the
charming Meslla valley, one milo from
Las Cruces, N. M. Thoroughly comfort,
able and home-like. Strictly tirst-class
in every respect. The choicest of fresh
fruits at all seasons and Jersey milk and
cream a speciality. Livery furnished at
reasonable rates. Terms $40 to $l4 per
week. For further particulars, address
j. X. LIVINGSTON,
Las Cruces, N. M
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18
Lost His Voting strength.

I reckon our Congressman must be
kinder hacked up yonder.
Why SO?
Been that three weeks an only voted
once, an fore he left Georgia he could
poll six votes an hour an outcount crea-
tion!--Atlanta Constitution.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18
Relative Height.

Are you to be married at high noon!
Well, we don't know yet whether it's to
be high noon or low 8 o'clock or three
quarter-way-up 2p. m.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18

Pleasant to the taste and readily taken
is Simmons Liver Regulator. 1t cures
heartburn.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
A Sure sign.

Say Dick, do you really believe Tom is
in love with Fannie? Well, it looks like
it. He goes to church every Sunday
Boston Beacon.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18

Persons troubled with chronic diar-
rhna should try Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhen Remedy. Many
cases have been cured by it after all else
had failed and skilled physicians were
powerless. For sale by A. q. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18

We could not improve the quality il
paid double the price. De Wits Witch
Hazel Salvo is the best Salve that ex'
perience can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18

One dollar year will cover your doc
tors bill if you take Simmons Liver Reg
ulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18
A Fearful Malady

In the insane asylum:
Visitor-What is the matter with that
dangerous looking man in the short jack
ct?
Attendant-Oh, he's one of the violent
patients. He had acute attacks OF popu-
lar song in the next fiat and it brought
him here.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18

Ignorance of the merits of Do Wits
Little Early Risers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18
Notice,

Until further notice trains Of Santa Fe
Southern railway will run as follows:
Leave Santa Fe--Tuesdays, Thursdays
and Saturdays, 1880 Il. III.
Arrive-Mondays Wednesdays and Fri.
days, $40 p. IN.
7. J. HELM, Gen1. Supt.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18
August II, 1893.

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures piles
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers
Now Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18
plea.ure of Ocean Travel.

Pleasure of Ocean Travel.
On the Ocean Steamer-Does the captain
saw whether we shall break the record or
noti
"Yes, he says the record or the boiler
must 60"
.How lovelyy'--Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18

Three-fourths of your ailments arise
from liver troubles which Simmons Liver
Ragulator cures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18
Two wise children.

Aren't you glad you have little broth
or to play with, Tom? ing aired neigh
Dor, referring to the fortnight old Snow
baby.
Play with? echoed Tom, scornfully.
Why, he can't even wash his own face!
Philadelphia Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18
EKEsis in oHEEo sTRFp
CHEROKEE STRIP,

Write to g. T. NIoHolsoN, g. P. & T. A.,
A., 7. l. 8. F. R. R., Topeka, Kas., for free
copy of illustrated folder describing
CHEROKEE STRIP,
and the Tonkawa, Pawnee and Kickapoo
reservations, soon to DO opened for settle
ment by the U. 8. government. Millions
of acres in tho finest agricultural country
under the sun, waiting to be tickeled by
the husbandman's plowsharc. This is al
most the last chance to obtain one Of
Uncle Sans free farms,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18
Expecting Too Much

Expecting Too Much.
Do they love each otherf
They did, but it is hardly to be expect
ed that they can do 30 now.
Why not?
They've been engaged two years.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18

The Ignoramus-Whlch is right: i
ride home in COUP or 4 ride home in
coupay,?
The mpecune-Neither: I ride home
in street car.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18

Belief that you "can't be cured' is
symptom of dyspepsia. Take Simmons
Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-18
Victory! The Greatest the WOrld
Has Known.

New Yark News.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10

EXTRA session rumor, says Bradstreet's
which has been in the air ever since
the election Of Cleveland to the presi-
dency, is again afioat. 1t is now re-
ported that an extra session WILL be
called at a date earlier ihan the sug-
gested in the reports touching the sub b.
ject which We're given currency few
weeks ago. At first October was sug-
gested, thec September was said to
have been fixed upon, and now a rdmor
has it that congress will be convened in
extra session as early as the fir5t week
in August. What basis there is for the
rumor will dJubtless appear 10 good
time. The appearance of these rumors,
at any rate, seems to Indicate that the
administration is contemplating an ex-
ira session, and at as early date as
practicable, though DO date may yet
have bean fixed upon. There seems to
be no doubt as to the maia question to
be laid before congress for considera-
ton when it convenes. Doubtless the
tariff question will receive attention,
but the matter which presses for most
immediate consideration is the currency
question, and there seems to be nc
doubt in the minds of those who have
given thought to the matter that the
president will make a strong effort tc
secure the repeal Of the Sherman silver
law.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10
A YEAR OF PROGRESS.
The Uuiversity-What 1t Did Last
Year and It's Promises.

1t is very gratifying to note the pro-
gress at the university of Aroma
within the last year. The vacation has
begun aud soon most of the faculty will
te eff for needed vacation and visits to
the Worlds fair, which nearly all will
attend before returning. The CITIZEN
will publish interesting material in ,he
second annual catalogue to be issued, if
possible, this month.
Every member of the faculty is alive
to the needs and limitations Of the
courses as they have been necessarily
operated for the past two years. But it
has not been an easy task to remedy
these defects. Besides, it was absolutely
necessary, first OF all, to get a clear
knowledge OF the situation in the terri
tory and to gain experience from the
tests already applied.
Enough has been shown of the cata-
logue now being arranged by DR.. Theo.
B. COmstock, chairman OF the faculty, to
state confidently that even those who
have been best informed as to the facili-
ties for instruction and the high charac-
ter of he individual members of the
faculty, will Oe surprised at the cppor-
tunities to be offered students a0other
year.
No hing seems to have been over
looked 10 the plans, and if any parent or
student in Arizona fails to find what he
wants IN the way of instruction, he will
not be apt to find it elsewhere. When
students in The older eastern institu-
sions are asking admission 10 our uni
versi Y, the farlt must lie outside of it,
il Arizona pupils do not appreciate its
advantages.
DR.. Comsteck proposes to arrange for
the holding of entrance examinations all
over the territory IN the principal towns,
so that students need not incur the ex-
pense of trip here before they know
whether they are prepared to enter.
The coming catalogue will be much
larger than the one of last year, and it
will be entirely rewritten and broug ught
down to date.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10
DOUBLE WEDDING.
Four Excellent Young People Made
Happy by Judge Culver.

BoNoRDoN- MEYER HoYA.- At the resi-
dence of tie brides mother on Con
gress street last evening, Fl. q. Bonor-
den and Miss Brunhilde Meyer Hoya,
by Judge Culver.
MCGovEEY- MEYER the resi-
dence of the b. ide's mother on Con-
gress street last evening, Ii. q. Meow
Dey and Mss Amanda Meyer-Hoya
by Judge Culver.
A few Intimate friends attended the
doub wedd ng of the Meyer Hoya
sisters last evening. The affair was f
pleasant home wedding. The brides
were tastefully and handsomely attired
The Meyer Hoya sisters are young
women who, during their two-yea's' resi-
dence here won the esteem of Tucson
people.
They have shown very commendable
spirit since coming here. Their father
was wealthy manufacturer in Leeds
Eng and lost his fortune. He is now
an invalid, in California.
The yourg wumen did not sit down
to be 80 all their troubles, but at once sci
about and went to work. They built up
a good millinery business 10 Tucson
Both have married we'll as The term
goes, which the CITIZEN is glad to see
and the yours men have married quite
as well.
Mr. Bonorden is dispatcher at the
South ern Pacific station and an excel
lent young man.
Mr. McGovDey, of Curtis. Neb is re-
puted TO be wealthy. Mr.. aud Mrs
McGUvney left for the east last III {ht.
Mr. and Mrs. Boz rden will reside in
Tucson.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10
Mineral Quotations.
The Deadly Unloaded Gun.

An accident happened at the peni-
Tertiary last Friday which resulted in a
slight injury to convict. Manuel Brown.
The Gatling gun was being shown
to some ladies by Guard Solliday, who
has charge Of it. He removed as he
supposed all the cartridges in order to
safely exhibit the manner Of working
the machine. While operating it, one
cartridge which had stuck, fell into
place and was discharged. The ball
struck the iron screen of a window in
the laundry, which split the missile, one
part hitting Brown about four inches
above the right wrist, cutting an artery.
The wounded man was removed to
the hospital and his injury attended to
by prison physician Cotter. The
wound is not at all serious as the piece
of ball went into the heshy part of the
arm.
Guard Solliday was so grieved at the
accident that he wished to resign, but
on blame can be attached to him, as
he believed he had taken all the
cartridges frome the gun, which he
intended to do before showing its work.
ings to the visitors.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10
A FAMOUS CASE.
The Ross Timber Cutting Matter in
Way for Early Trial.

A famous case Is now before the
United States court-that of the United
States VS.. Copper Queen company.
A sawmill In the Chiricahua run by
ID. ID. Ross is a prominent feature in the
case.
Ross, it seeme, has been cutting timber
for the Copper Queen company at Bis
bee, for several years. The charge is
that the land on which the timber is
cut is government land, while the de-
Tense claim it is oD mineral land, there
being over 100 mineral claims in the
mountains there86outs. Criminal and
civil cases have both come out Of the
matter, three indictments having been
found against Ross, from time to time.
He was acquitted on one Indictment. A
civil case agai est Ross and the Copper
Queen company, claiming 'stumpage" to
the value of 100000, was also developed
in the matter.
OF Jurors and witnesses there are
scores in town today.
The case was brought up this morn
ing, and owing TO the absence OF United
Attorney Ellinwood, was continued till
this afternoon, when it was again con-
tinued. Attorney EllinwOod was tele-
graphed for at Florence. where
the Romero murder case, of the Mexi-
can who shot squaw on horseback,
was on trial, and he telegraphed back
that he had a jury out and could not
leave, pending the deliberations of that
body.
Judge Herring and daughter, Miss
Sarah Herring, will appear for the de-
fence.
The court has practically said that
the case will not now be further post
poned.
Mr.. Ellinwood. it is also said, has not
been able to give the matter as much
attention as he would like.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10

TIE s.. Louis Globe Democrat anti
C pates that New York state may be
carried by the republicans this fall.
We have for some time looked upon
this result as far from improbable.
There is great deal going on there to
divide the democratic party, and if the
republican party was as clean and unob-
jectionable in its methods as 1t is in
come other states of the Union, we
should regard its triumph as already
assured. The chief apparent obstacle
in the way of it is the failure of the
republicans to atbact that large class Of
democrats who cannot be otherwise
than disgasted with the doing at Albauy
the past winter, and at some other ma
chinations outside Albany. There is
something very like the death -knell Of
democratic ascendency this year in New
York in these. The democratic party Is
fortunate now, however, in the cOnsci-
business that democratict asc ndency in
New York is not necessary to its sue
cess IN the nation.-Bos.on Herald Un-
depsddent Democrat)
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10
A Tried Remedy for Biliousness.

Those who suffer from disorder or
inact'on of the liver will never get the
upper hand of the unruiy organ 81 long
as they use such Il irrational medies as
blue pill, calCmel and pCdO hyilin. But
from the tried and popular medicin-,
Hoste tiers Stomach Bitters, they may
expect relief with certainty OF obtain
ing it. The influence of the Bi5ters
upon the great hillary gland is direct,
powerful and speedily felt. The relief
afforded is not spasmodi", but complete
and permanent. The sallowness Of the
skin, furred appearance of the tongue,
indigestion, coStiveness, headache,
nausea, pains through the right side
and shoulder, in feet every accompani-
ment of the obstinate complaint are
entirely ard promptly removed by a
course of this inestimable medicine, in
b-half of which testimony is constantly
emanating from every quarter, and from
all classes Of society.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10

COMMISSIONER LoCHREN in a publish
ed interview talks very nicely about his
intending to justly administer the pen
sion laws and about the justice of every
man who is entitled to a pension baing
granted one, but inasmuch as the num-
ber of new pensions gran ed have fallen
away down below what the average was
when Gen. Raum was at the head OF
the Office there must be wide differ
ence between his talk ard his acts, and
no man under the government occupies
a place where the effect of his acts are
sooner or more widely felt than es
the commissioner Of PENSIONS.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10
After the Sherman Law.

WASHINGTON, June 2.-The Star has
this: Information coming from silver
sources makes it safe prediction that
there will be comparatively little troub-
le to pass bill through the house TO
repeal the Sherman silver law soon after
congress meets.
How things will stand in the senate
is another story, but it will probably be
found that the finance committee will
have a majority for the repeal of the
present law.
The reason given by some of those
who will drop from the ranks of radi-
cal silver men is that the light of the
present financial situation many OF
their people, without yielding their
conviction of the silver. question, are
willing that the Sherman law should be
repealed at once. leaving the question
of the future coinage of silver open.
How far this rests on the distribution
of offices or the Withholding of patron
age by Cleveland may be left for infer
ence, but it is certain Cleveland will not
lose sight OF this issue in dealing with
statemen who have been making phi
grimages to the white house.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10
Another Band for Tucson

Tucson will soon have another band
a military band. The instruments were
furnished by the government. Col.
Schwartz recently wrote regarding the
instruments:
Il forwarded to Col. Martin invoices
OF band instruments yesterday, which
have been forwarded to Tucson by the
U. s. @. NJ. general"
Col. Martin says the instruments were
forwarded from Philadelphia on the
18th of May, 80 that they are due about
the 9th of this month. Twenty-one
young men under j. Balderas, late
teacher of the Pbilharmonics, have been
practicing in reading music for the past
two months. They will be put in tram
ing with instruments when they arrive.
The young men will be part OF the
national guard of Arizona, and will be
uniformed in the regulation soldier
attire.
Within year Tucson will have an
other creditable band.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10
BLOOD FLOWS.
Mexican Soldiers Show No
Mercy.
SHOT WITHOUT A TRIAL.
Serious and Bloody State of
Affairs in the NeighborhoOd
of Tomacchio.

CHIHUAHUA, Mexico, June 3.-The
government troops stationed at Tomac
chic, and other posts IN that section,
are waging a war of determination upon
all settlers and others who are supposed
to hav5 participated in the revolution
ary outbreak in that part OF the state
last April. A large number of persons
have been summsrily shot without trial
1t was at Tomacchio that the whole
sale massacre of Indians by Mexican
soldiers occurred years ago. The popu-
lation of the town was about $500, but
ali that now remains is the pretty
church edifice which was not molested
by the troops.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10

The Noah L. Farnum Post, @. A. r.
of Nsw York, is liable to cut revolu-
onary swath into the present pension
system. 1t pissed resolutions declar-
ing that the only veterans who were
eatitled to passions were by wounds or
disability Incurred in the service of their
country, by which they are prevented
from earning living in their respective
callings. These reso uticns we're sent
to the president aud also to every con-
gressman in the country accompanied
DO Letter from the commander OF the
post urging revision OF the pension
laUG
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10
He Knew It's Worth.

Dr.. NJ. j. Davis Is prominent physi.
clan Of Lewis, Cass county, Iowa, and
has been actively engaged in the prac.
tee of medicine at that place fer the
past thirty-fve years. On the Goth OF
May, while in Des Moines, en- route to
Chicago, he was suddenly taken with an
attack, of diarrhOea. Having sold Cham
berlain's Col C, Cholera ind diarrhcea
Remedy for the past seventeen years
and knowing its reliability, he procured
% cent bottle, two doses of which com
p;etely cured him. The excitement end
change of water and diet incident tc
travelling often produce a diar,ho
Every cne should procure bottle Of
this Remedy before leaving home. For
sale by f. FI.EIsHMAN, Druggist.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10

The whisky trust has decided to issue
eight million dollars more in bonds
The money procured by their sale is to
be used in absorbing the wholesalers
now handling the product OF the trust,
and where they refuse to be absorbed,
in establishing a new plant. The prvsi-
dent says: "We propose TO 90 into the
distribution business ourselves; :he
present relation with wholesalers acting
as distributors will not be maintained. &.
We shall make an offer to buy their
plants and goods in stock, and if the
offers are not accepted we will establish
our own plants. We now have 53 dis
tributIng agencies. We shall place new
cnss wherever needsd, how many | can
not saw"
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10

PRof HARRINGTON, chief of the weather
bureau, seems to have been in striking
distance of the truth when he said that
the attack which led to the recent in
vestigation of the wea he. bureau was
the beginning of movement to put the
bureau back under military rule, if one
may Judge from the report of Assistant
Attorney General Colby, who conducted
the investigation. which was made to
Secretary Morton this week. In view
of the evidence taken at the investlga-
tion this report is considered remark.
able one, and while it does not in SO
many words recommend that the secre.
tary of agriculture ask for the detail OF
an army officer to take charge of the
bureau, it does so indirectly. At least that
is the construction put upon 1t by the
public. The end of the business how
ever, is not in sight.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10
Totally DESTROYED

Another disastrus fire occurred in
Gila Bend last week. Thursday af-
ternoon ABOUT o'clok the dwelling
house occup ed by Mr.. John Chrisman,
an employee of the Southern Pacific
company, was found to be on fire aid
in spite o. strenuous efforts on the part
OF our citizens the building and its con-
tents were totally destroyed. Besides
the furniture, which was not insured
and ls a total loss OF Mr.. Chrismap,
there was also burned a trunk full of
clothing belonging to Mrs. Saunders
and chest of carpenters tools owred
by Mr.. Arthur Codd. The building was
the property of Mr.. Roebuck and was
insured for $500. The loss was severe
one to Mr.. Chrisman and he has the
sympathy Of the entire community, and
the sympathy of the people of Gila Bend
Is always OF a substantial kind IN a
case of this sort. A subscription list
was started Immediately after the fire
and $50 raised in very short time.
Furniture and cooking utensils were
loaned by kind and neigh borly hands
and the unfortunate family are now
comfortably installed in one OF the
COMPANY houses, A rizonian
Arizona weekly citizen., 1893-06-10
Water Troubles on the Rillito.

An injunction suit hss been filed in
the district court to get water for irri-
CATION from the Rillito.
1t has been brought by the Univer-
sity Canal company.
The complaint sets forth that the
Rliito Canal company has land along
the stream in crOps to the amount OF
140 acres. TIE water it says is in part
the waste water from the Geo. III. Doe
ditch. This water, it seems, has en
diverted from the Doe ditch by Domingo
Valencia. a rancher there.
Injunction is asked TO restrain Valen-
cia from using the wa er hereafter. The
complaint claims damages 20 the extent
of $500, which 1t says Valencia is unable
to pay.