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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
Flying Particles of Wit.

Buffalo Courier: Things are nearly al
ways what they seam to be to the sewing
girl.
Troy Press: Actors and actresses have
no better friend than the billposter. He
sticks up for all OF them.
Chicago Inter Ocean: s'How are you
getting on with your bicycle riding,
Dick?" Dick-s'I spend most of my
time getting on.''
Strings: A man proposes to import
monkeys and train them to become boot
blacks. Will the public put up with such
monkey-shines?
Detroit Free Press: Mrs. Grumpey--
Why is it that drunken man is so sell
dom killed by accident? Grumpey-
Breath s SO strong they can't stop it.
lie Gyelot: The Philosophic Beggar.-.
He displayed on his breast label worked
as follows 500 not be ashamed OF Civ
ing me but halfpenny-I am blind
TFd-Bits: On the Ocean Steamer
docs the captain say whether we shall
break the record or uot?'' eyes; he
says the record or the boiler must CO."
How lovely.''
Ltfe's Calendar: During the Waltz
She (who is being held unnecessarily
tight)-Mr. Pressor, prefer dancing and
hugging separately. He-Then may |
have the next break?
LIES Calendar: Took the Wind out
OF His Sails.-Waggs Ito young matron
with the preambulator)-Go morning,
Mrs. Fullblooml Are you taking the son
out for an airing, or the heir out for a
summing? Mrs. Fullbloom-N Neither, Mr..
Wages. Baby is girl.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
The Reason WHY.

! Our morning contemporary dllates on
the announcement that ore and bullion
receipts in this city on certain day were
s42, 216. That is very good. The fact
should be widely known. We do not
agree with its statement that, s'That
makes the difference between Salt Lake
city and any other eastern place in the
world" Ore and bullion receipts may
be larger than that at some other place.
The real difference, or one of the differ
ences, is that there is class and there is
paper here which takes a persistent
course to spoil the effect OF sucn adver-
tisements as that ore and bullion an
nouncement gives to the world.
The Tribune bemoans the fact that if
any of the second-rate cities of the east
could publish such statement, and have
all that ore and bullion come from mines
situate within a few miles of the city,
there would be turning that way''
which would make boom. But it says
this has been going on every day here for
the last twenty years without that effect
Why is it?
The reason is that endeayors have been
made all that time to prejudice the coun-
try against the majority of the people
here, and it is still occasionally kept up.
Capital has been kept from coming here
because of the impression created that it
would be unsafe. At one time the idea
was put forth that not only capital but
life and property generally were in dan
ger in this region. That had its effect
which has not yet been altogether re-
moved.
It is well known that the population,
wealth and resources of Utah enlitle it to
statehood. Also that statehood would
give stability to the institutions of Utah
in the public mind such as they cannot
have without it. But the same obstruc-
tive and malicious course has bsen pur-
sued in relation to that as to other mat
ters, and the notion is fostered that Utah
must not, for some years to come, be adj
mitted into the Union.
If it is not safe to give this territory
statehood it cannot be very desirable
place for people to settle in and for in
vestments to be made, when the climate
is boosted of, the gold and the silver and
the lead deposits are said to be so rich,
the valleys and the mountains are spoken
of as so attractive, and other advantages
are ''cracked up'' and enlarged upon.
The natural inference is that the majority
of the people are bad lot or they would
be considered fit for self government.
That is the reason why all these an
nouncements fail to attract as they would
in other places.
The moral of this is, that it is time the
Tribune ceased its hostility to the one
thing which will turn not only the eyes
but the presence and the capital of peopls
In many distant parts to Utah. Ii should
drop opposition to statehood and Join
with those people OF all political faiths
who see that conditions have changed.
and that the time has come for general
unity, for mutual benefit and the building
up of q grand commonwealth in these
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

A Cry OF MEXICO newspaper. EJ
TEMPO, is about as well-informed about
American affairs as the average English
Journal It says HARRISON beat CLEvE-
LAND because he delivered an anti
protection message, and favored free coin
age of silver Further that c. "received
a legacy Of IS, 900, 900 from friend;' that
he attends mass regularly at St. Patrick s
Cathedral; that s'his lady is a prominent
protectress OF the Catholic College OF
Georgetown;" and that CLEVELAND
"began by occupying the post of secre-
tary of police, inspector and deputy
sheriff in New Hampshire" Manifestly
El TEMPO The Tines is out of Joint.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
A New Alarm.

Alarmists have found new occasion
for soaring the country about cholera,
The new laws on immigration and quar-
antine were supposed to be probably effec-
tive in preventing the importation of
cholera germs from the infected parts OF
Europe.
BY the precautions as to the class of
people who can pass the required exami-
nations abroad before they will be per-
initted to embark, and the regulations at
American ports TO quarantine all
suspected companies and persons, it was
supposed that danger from cholera was
reduced to very small proportions, even
though the disease should break out
again with the advent Of summer. But
the pessimists say no, and point to an
other avenue by which the fell DESTROYER
can march into this country.
1t is claimed that arrangements are bA.
ing made By some Of the steamship com.
panies to book Russian and Austrian
emigrants from Antwerp instead of from
Bremen and Hamburger, and land them in
Montreal instead of New York. They can
then come on to such part Of the United
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
THE oPposIrIoN to Max JUDD

THE OPPOSITION to MAX JUDD as con-
sui general to Vienna appears to be based
on the general principle that whatever is,
is wrong. 1t turns out that Mr.. JUDD's
name when he came to this country a
mere boy from Austria, was MAxIMIL-
LIAM JUDIEwIcz. His older brother had
it changed by act of Congress from an
Austrian to an American name like his
own, as many other foreigners do. AS to
the objection that Mr.. JUDD is Jew, it
is somewhat singular that the fact has
been overlooked that the present consul
general belongs to that faith-Mr. JULIUS
GOLDSMITH.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

States as they desire to make their destin-
alton, and SO the precautions to be taken
in the old world and the new will be rem
dered abortive and the Golfers of the COM
panies will not be injuriously affected.
All that may possibly be true. But
there need be no great alarm If it is. AS
soon as it is asaertained to be fact, the
Canadian border can be quarantined as
well as the ports of entry, and the danger
be met with an estoppel. The country is
alive to this important matter and it is
not likely that any such scheme as that
proposed will be allowed to succeed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
The Herald Tomorrow.

The HERALD will, in connection with
its report tomorrow of the dedicatory SER
vices at the Temple, give a full descrip
ton of the interior of the edifice ard its
gorgeous belongings, with fresh his
torical sketch, together with cuts of the
Temple, Tabernacle, Eagle Gate, portraits
Of the First Presidency, etc. The account
will be in all respects authentic, and pre-
sented in shape for preservation or for
mailing to friends. A large edition will
be printed, as orders have already been
received for great number of extra
copies.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
THERE ARE two consuIs-g eneral tt

THERE ARE two consuIs- eneral to
Mexico-one with a salary of $4,000 and
the other 81, 800. Ex-Governor CRITTEN-
DEN OF Missouri, who has been appointed
tic one of these places, is distinguished for
three things; Dragging about how Bob
FORD carried out his proclamation out
lawing JESSE JAMES by assassination
kissing ADALINA PATTI, and being a
halt-brother OF Ex-Governor MURRAY OF
Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
Silver at Ogden.

1t is announced that Senator STEWART
of Nevada will attend the Trans Missis-
sippi congress at Ogden. That is well
come news for the advocates of silver as
money. Among the foremost champions
of the silver cause WILLIAM NJ. STEWART
stands prominent. He has always been
consistent in that. Whatever his former
associates in the Republican party may
think of his connection with the Popu-
lists, they cannot question his faithful
ness to the silver interest.
1t is probable that the Senator will take
up that subject at the congress and he may
be assured of large and attentive au-
dience. He is thoroughly familiar with
the subject in all its bearings and details
and is an able speaker as we'll.
The people OF this territory are vitality
interested in the silver question. But
there are many who do Northumberland it,
and more who have q lingering doubt as
to the soundness of bimetallism than
might be imagined. There are some pos
itlve goldites, but their number is few in
comparison with those who have not vet
fully made up their minds as to whether
or not the gold standard is best for the
world. AS many Of them as possible
should hear Senator STEWART. We think
they will be convinced if their minds are
open to conviction. The Trans Mississippi
congress bids fair to be of great interest
and profit, not only to the region on this
side OF the great river but to every part
of the United States.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

GIGANTIC FRAUDS are soon to be un-
earthed in the agricultural department at
Washington, committed by attaches and
employees. Secretary MORTON says the
crooked transactions not only rise to the
dignity of grand larceny, but in some in
stances amount to sublime larceny. Not
only has government property been taken
away, but drayage upon it has been
charged up to department expenses.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
Salt Lake MERCHANTS

Are urged to regard the following facts
with personal interest. Since December
1st, 1892, to March list, 1898, The HERALD
has added toits list OF daily subscribers in
the city. over 800 new patrons. From
March 1st to both inclusive, 225 more.
From Monday to Saturday of this week,
LOG more, or an average OF 1716 a day. Let
US show you their names and residences.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

The POLICY of Furnishing the people OF
the United States by taxing the importa-
tions of those countries which did not
adopt the HARRISON and MCKINLEY
reciprocity scheme, is to be ovsrhauIed
by the CLEVELAND administration, and
the sooner the better.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
900 Rewardy

We Will pay the above reward for any case OF
Ltver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick Heedach In.
digestion, Constipation or Costiveness we cam
not cure with Vests Vegetable Liver Pills.
when tho directions are strictly complied with
They are purely Vegetable, and never fail to
give satisfaction. Sngar-coated- Large boxes,
q oantA Beware Of counterfeits and fmitar-
tionh Zne genuine sold only by Johnson. Prats
q Co., Wholesale and Retail Druggists. 70 and
% Aaia -, Salt Lake City. Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

A KANSAS postmaster has applied on
behalf of his daughter for the privilege
OF selling postage stamps at the Column
bian fair, giving as a reason that she
weighs 427 pounds, and is only "a years
old. She seems to be modelled on the
scale OF the Columbian stamps them
selves.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
ttaye lon Reaa

How Mr.. D. W. Wentz of Geneva. N v
was cured of the severest form of dysnen-
STA? He says everything he ate seemed
like pouring melted lead into his stomach.
Hoods Sarsaparilla effected a perfect
cure. Full particulars will be sent if Won
write Q. |. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass.
The highest praise has been won bv
Hoods Pills for their easy, yet efficient
action. 100
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

IT APPEARS that VIM. T.iTHoR0ToN has
been substituted for EADs as Mr. CLEvE-
LANDS appointee for governor of New
Mexico, probably on tie ground of resi-
dence. THORNTON is 17-year old citizen
OF the territory.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

EMIN PAsHA has been killed again. 1t
happened in March of last year. But
psbawl CLEVELAND about that time was
considered dead man on account OF the
snap convention.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

Mrs. LEASE of Kansas may now be
expected to get up on her hind legs and
howl, bowl, over the failure of the
woman suffrage movement in that blessed,
bleeding. boodling state.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

DIX. G. Z. HUGHES, the new governors
eject OF Arizona, is the editor and pub
Usher Of the Tucson Star. Delegate
MARX SMITHS candidate was a MI.
DENNIS, who has proven the fatality Of
his name. The keno and faro elements
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

OUR EVENING contemporary again gets
things mixed in its telegraph column
by saying that the Florida Democrats
have nominated PAsco to succeed himself
as United States senator, ''and in the
seventh round DUNFEE banged DONOVAN
all over the ring.''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

Boss POWERS gives away his whole
Tuscarors case when he advocates WEST
or any other Utah Democrat for Governor.
This is one OF his ssolive branches, p by
which he hopes to get some small crumb
of recognition for his faction.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

THE ELECTIONS of this week show
pretty fair stand-off between the Demo-
cratic and the Republican parties. This
is better than was expected by our side.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

THE GENTLEMEN holding tickets OF
admission to the Utah exhibit, under
Secretary SMITHS canvass yesterday,
were somewhat averse to registering at
the door.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

Poor GEN. PLEAsANToNl He is near
. death, but declines treatment at the
hands of physicians, and refuses to see
friends who call on him at the dingy
little house where he has been sick for
ios,r ,ra,.rs
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

THE DISTRICT Of Columbia is credited
with ], 200 employees of the treasury de-
partment out OF A 900, when its quota is
only IL. Secretary CARLISLE is having a
list prepared arranging the clerks, etc.,
by states. with a view to a proper ap-
portiontment.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

Two OUT Of the three big triangle Of
cities, Chicago, St. Louis and Cincinnati,
went Democratic-St. Louis adhering to
its old Republican record. The last named
has been Democratic but once in twenty
years or the municipal ticket.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

JAMES S. EWING of Bloomington. H.,
whom the President has appointed Minis
ter to Brussels, Belgium, is relative and
lsw partner Of Vice President STEVENSON.
The salary is 800.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

Sending boy on a mans errand. It's
no use being conservative when nothing
but radical measures will suffice. It's no
use cutting off the finger of the hand that
can't be saved; better good deal cut the
hand off at once and be done with it.
Does that give you an idea why we are
making our new spring suits so low. It
is simply that we have decided to make
our goods at the beginning of the season
at the lowest possible price and give our
customers the benefit of 1t when they
need the goods and not wait until the sea-
son is over before we make cut.
One Price, ]. ?. GARDNER. l4l Main 81.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

THERE DOESN'T seem to be anything
unreasonable in the proposition that the
work on the census of 1850 should be COM
pleted before 1894.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

WE TAKE it back about ABINGDON
BAIRD. Instead of requesting his prop
erty to the Jersey Lily, it seems ne left it
to his mother. That is far different.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

The Dunford Shoe Company are the
people to get your footwear from. Dura-
bility, comfort and reasonable prices are
the principal features. IA E. First So.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

EDITORS ARE strictly in it this year.
The Columbian mayor-elect of Chicago.
CARTER HARRISON, has majority any
where between Ii, 600 and &c, 900.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

PRESIDENT CLEVELAND sits up till 2 or
8 O'Clock in the morning attending to
business for which the office-seekers leave
him no time IN the ordinary hours.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

The finest cream for parties can be had
by sending order one day previous to
delivery. n. r. S. and D. Co., II. J.
Faust, jr., superintendent, 2. o. box
545.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
Truth Is Stranger
Than Fiction

Yet 1t is plain unvarnished truth that
you hear about the Hale "method for
painless filing"
Your teeth need attention. Consult
DR.. Griswold without delay. He has Sc
cured the sole right to operate the only
absolutely painless method yet known to
the dental world.
BEWARE OF INfITATORs!
They are plentiful, but remember there
is only one known method, and DR..
Griswold has the sole right to operate it
in Salt Lake City.
DR.. Griswold has had sixteen years.
experience in the practice of dentistry,
the latter four of which he has operated
in Salt Lake City, and he gives his per-
sonal supervision to all patients entering
his care, and permits nothing but finished
work of the highest class to leave his
parlors.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

mountains, which shall be the pride and
JOY OF its people and strength and glory
to the nation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
CaIIaway. Hoock g. Co.

Are now open for business at their new
store, No. 166 South Main, with a new
stock of china, glassware, lamps, silver
ware etc. Call and see us. Y
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
THE SENATE has not yet rejected a
single nomination by the President.

THE SPRING elections in Colorado and
Kansas have buried the populist party,
which erstwhile throve in those Arcadian
haunts,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
Walter l.. Price & Co,

81 Main street, vegetables, fruits and
poultry. We make these three lines of
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

Knight & Co., j. w. West, manager;
fresh and cured meats. Corner of State
and I'd South. Telephone 213.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

The largest stock of candy in the west.
James G. Mcdonald Candy Co., Main
street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

have been making big fight on HUGHES.
Delegate SMITH finally smoothed over his
differences with the editor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

DR.. Hector Griswold.
DEAR DoCToR-Fromt the experiences Of
former years, / had learned to dread the
ordeal of having my teeth filed, yet
knowing my teeth required the services
of a dentist 1 still postponed my visit to
you, as no doubt many others are doing
today. Having heard of your great sue
cess with the Hale method for painless
filling, and also OF your skill as dentist
l determined to place myself In your care
and thus escape the much dreaded pain.
am pleased to add my testimony to the
many others you have, as 1 can speak
from experience. suffered no pain in
having several large cavities filed with
gold, and think that too much cannot be
said in praise of this wonderful method
stDoLPHu WHITNEY
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

Schlitz Milwaukee bottled beer. Agents
the Kentucky Liquor Co., II, ID and 15
E. Second South.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

We have the greatest line on earth of
shoes. Barnes Hardy Co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

In the Hartford. Assets over Sc, 900, 600
. H. j. GRANT & Co., Agents.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
rEnMs OF SUBSCRIPTION.

vance.
All communications should be addressed to
Tue HERALD, salt Lake City, Utah.
SUBSCRIBERS will confer favor by forwarding
information to this Office when their papers
are not promptly received. They viii aid
us 10 determine where the fault lies.
SUBSCRIBERS removing from one place 20 an
other, and desiring papers changed, should
always give former as wen as present ad-
dress.
Communications viii not be returned.
Anonymous communications will not be noticed.
THE HERALD reserves the right to append
the name OF the author to any communication,
aud accepts no manuscript with pledge to
Withhold the name from any person mentioned
in the communication.
TIRE HERALD IS en- sale al the principal news
STANDS and on al morning passenger trains
leaving salt Lake. Orders for city delivery to
either residence or place of business may be
made by postal caro- or through telephone
THE HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY.
T. c BRowNLEE. Business Manager.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06
BEWARE OF IM1TAToRs!
TESTIMONIALS.
SALT LAKE CRY,

0ALT LAKE CITY.
DR.. Griswold:
DEAR s1R-As an old patient of yours,
you know we'll how very sensitive my
teeth always were, yet you filed my teeth
by the Hale method and felt no pain l
shall not dread having my teeth filled any
more, now that you have this method for
saving me pain. Yours truly,
A. B. NEEDHAM,
Domestic Dept. q. G. NJ. l.,
Salt Lake City.
CArm AHrr
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-04-06

THE DAILY HERALD is published every morn
ing. Monday excepted, at TIE HERALD
block, corner West Temple and First
South streets, salt Lake City.