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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22
Trees AND FLOWERS.

MEN cutting ice at Buxton, Me-,
found a half-blown water lily imbedded
in one Of the cakes. 1t was thawed out,
put in q sunny window, and soon
bloomed out as handsomely as any lily
OF July.
The Douglas fir In British America is
celebrated for It's strength and straight
ness. frequently growing over three
hundred feet high. Thisis being large
ly exported TO California, where 1t Is
used in place of Oregon pine.
soME seedsmen of New York have
been selling dubious plants just ready
to bloom at about the price which the
bulbs. brought last autumn when pur-
chasers tia them away in dark cellars
from six to nine weeks in order to OBJ
tain sudden splendor OF blossoms In
midwinter.
TaE life of trees is determined very
largely by climate. Actual experiment
has shown that the English oak, for M
stance, natures, and consequently dies,
sooner in the United States than in
England. The life of one of these trees
across the water is estimated to be q
thousand years, and in America but
three hundred.
AN experimenter has discovered that
nnsturtiums will live and flourish, but
bloom sparingly, in sunny apartment,
where the temperature ut night falls
sometimes TO or below the freezing
point, II has been found, however,
that those neutral tinted nasturtiurns,
a comparatively recent triumph OF nor
iculture, not only need more water
chan the ordinary nasturtium, but also
are much more sensitive TO cold.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22
BoREMAN.s coueiA sYRup

Is the best remedy You can find for
hoarfeness Group. cough and asthma.
The % cent bottles are monsters for the
money. Why cough, hack, spit, snifie
and make a noisy nuisance OF yourself
when so good 0 remedy is ut handi
Stop that conghl It may bring yon
trouble lake Boreman's Cough Syrup
and do not be fooled into buying some
thing else called .iust as good" be-
cause the dealer wants fancy profit.
Sold by AL dealers.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22

The masculine mind 1abors under
the delusion that picking up something
for dinner IS very light matter. II
one thing fails, why try something
else, and do not let such u trifie worry
you; think more of feast of reason
and flow of soul. etc, etc. Do not,
however, for one moment suppose that
the philosopher will eat cold corned
beef and potatoes with cheerful alacrity
while his dearest dear" tells him Of Q
new spot on the sun, or the latest the
CRY concerning the aftergiow.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22
THE pooResLL..


Character of People Can Re Told by the
Way They Ring. -
Doorbells are pretty good indicators
of character. Probably Won have not
been conscious of II, but every time you
pull a doorbeli you register what man.
ner OF man you are, Your ring will
not tell everything about you, from
the color Of your eyes TO your taste in
flowers, hut TO those who know the
signs the doorbell is as good as a title
page.
Anyone who has Ind occasion 10 an.
swer doorbells knows how much diff.
ference there is in them. One PERSONS
method varies very little from time 70
time, though the difference between
that method and somebody else, while
slight, will be sufficiently we'll marked.
II Is seldom shat two rings are exactly
alike.
The housewife recognizes each--the
impatient man. who pulls the bell twice
in quick succession, and does not wait
long before trying IL again; the one Of
more phlegmatic temperament. whose
ring Is slower and more substantial,
the hesitating woman who draws the
knob out in succession Of nervous
jerks; the seedy individual with
matches 10 sell. who stretches the wire
carefully 70 rs full length, and then
allow Il 10 relax with faint, apollo
gctic tinlsIe: aud the jolly friend who
knows he Is welcome, and therefore
grnsps the knob with hearty swing
that Is fairly eloquent with good mn
ture. and sets the DELL Shaking It's sides
with such peals Of echoing laughter
that II positively car not stop at once,
but subsidies gradually with i merry.
irrepressible little litter A door bell.
has as many voices Us visitors. Yam
kee Blade.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22
whr mo wa. NerIeet.a.

Fanny-why, Tommy, you have 20,
your jacket on wrong side out. Wasn't
your mother at home. when you dressed
yourselfq
Tommy Nav; she Is attending a con.
vention for the relief Of neglected chill.
dren. Texas Siftings-
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22
THE HANDsoMEsT LADY IN

THE HANDsoMEsT LADY IN
Clarksburg remarked to a friend the
other day that she knew Kemps Balsam
for the Throat and Lungs was super
ior remedy, as it stopped her cough in
stantly when other cough remedies had
no effect whatever. Any druggist will
give you a sample bottle free. Large
bottles 5Ocand 81.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22

Mistress-It appears 70 me that You
are entertaining a good many male call
ers In the kitchen.
New Girl-Yes'm; but you needn't be
scared, mum. amt going 70 marry
any Of 'em.--N. Y. weelkly.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22

Lambrecht is still selling
watches, clocks, and jewelry of
all kinds at prices to suit all who
appreciate a fine quality Of
goods. Ia.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22
PURSUED BY A TORNADO.
How q Funnel Shaped cloud
Chased an Engine.
one of tn. Two nen Upon i. reii. the
story-rhey Turned bend just
In Time TO Escape

DON'T believe
that fright ever
turned a per-
sons hair white
off hand said
Henry wethers
ell. an engineer
of the j ersey
Central rail-
road. "If such
a thing could
happen tn Sc
locks OF mine
would not be as
black as you
see them nn,v.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22

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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22

yulnonr. Dnbuque %. IA, Sept. isso.
!, 4. Finnisan writea: Ny mother and
I, u,ed Pastor Kosnig's Nerve Tonic Tor
"a They arc both perfectly well nov
Esy.r tirsd Of prairing the tonic.
n was Indeed . Miracle.
F. Ynsr 81. BRooxrxr. n. Y, AUG. ), %.
m 70 state what q vondarful benent Pa.
o.s,iFs Nerve Tonic has boon 70 my broth.
IN hAs suffered. from rheumntiain sirca
VA has not been abb 70 do work OF any
Iince hat tins. As haa tried Az kinds o.
IN ~ithout benefit, until be took the Tonic
n continually improved aince, and / VIII
"A Ia ndreds besides mo who have neon hin
: M. sickness, that II was indeed 4 fnir.
h "a him restored 20 health. ~
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22
woIr's sr,nnr, ". VA

MoLfss SUMMIT, w. VA,
October 3, 1892
70 Notheys-our baby is nearly IA
months old, and We had bought and
given it 4 bottles Of HCastora, without
much change for the better. and itneyer
seemed hearty until We gave IL bottle
Of Susanna, which cured il entirely.
JOHN i. WILLIAMS,
SiRs. MARY II. WrI1IAllz.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22

he's -. !, S., 1l4S A4glssOr z4a.hiG, Ross
haS, by administering Or.
'szaefss,,'sH Golden Specific.
81 q bosr. \ a. a. q p2waer. wai n can 30 givor
I ee knhSs = G1p ot coffee or tea. or IN food
y and v,,iiY lAg Of TIM patient. 1til absolutely
.AaF ~ etiect a permanent and speedy
~ VrsSS p1tteut j. moderate drinknr OF
hass VERY instance q periecs cure haS foi.
49, Z aus. The ay6tom once fmpregnHt.
,ess Sn-,ssL boeomes an utter impoaaihi1lty
eeok n ,ssto exist. Cures Guaranteed.
iooo.isS Raeost. ciaeianatiQ
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22

,up-A valuaiise 1soox On xeryor,
In Discases sent free 70 any adj
AZ N. HSssa ss g. q s sss sssa
Essas ES!s iWaiiSs M 5nss i and
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-09-22
benlc MED. CO.. chicago, 81.

consumption surely Cured.
|rm Eprruns-Piease inform your readers
have positive renedy for the aboye-natned
:. By is timely use Thousands Of hopeless
|hsye been permanently cured. Ishnii be ri.d
"a two bottles ofmy remedy FREE 10 any d
y.aers who have consumption II they will
81 their Express and p. o. address. Respect.
ia sLocUM. n. G.. III Pearl ST.. Il. I.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

Below We give the names Of
our agents in Harrison county
VINO have bought and paid for
Susanna" and who will supply
the demands.
Cunningham Bros & Co
Clarksburg; w. Homer. Lost
Creek; Perine and Davis. Good
hope CIV Morrison. Nit. Clair:
J. H. Smallwood. Wilsonburg G
tents, grocer. Clarksburg: a o..
Barnes. Bridgeport; Mike Post.
Jaryisville; Bartlett and Dayton.
West Milford; Mike Doian, Wolf.
Summit; r 4. Bailey, Reg nolds.
vile; Mrs. w B. Stephens. Syc
amore Dale: K. s Ogden, Safdis:
+. II, Wilcox q Co.. Wyatt; Mrs
Lib, Jarrett az the blind mans
store. Shinnston; h. A. Wilson.
salem; u. W. Winter Fleming
ton.
All persons should send for
pamphlets when ont. Address
DIR II A, DAvipsoNs
10 West Milford. w. Va.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

Again the time Of year has rolled
around when deciduous trees shed their
leaves. The best time 10 transplant ies
ciduods trees is during the failof their
leaves in the autumn and the bnrstins
of the budsinto leaf in the spring. There
Is little choice in many portions 81 this
country ny 70 what particular time dur
ing the period mentioned trees should
DO transplanted so that the son is III
proper condition. In tliis section, where
winter is well defined, the planting
period is divided by cold weather into
fall and spring, and the relative adyar.
tages of the seasons are less a matter Of
moment than the fact that not neariy "a
many trees are planted in either is there
ought to be. However, this is an oppor-
tune time to remind those who hive a
place to plant a tree that fan Is a better
time than spring to set out trees, Ne
Eeesport Times.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10
rHIs Is MFANr 4. FnR yn1r

1t bias been truly said that half the
sorld does not know how the other half
lives. Comparatively few Of us have
perfect health. owing to the impure con-
dition OF our blood. But we rub along
from day to day, with scarcely a thought,
unless forced TO our attention, of the
thousands all about us who are suffer
ing from scrofula. salt rheum and other
serious blood disorder, and whose
agonies can only lie imagined. The
marked success of Hoods Sarsaparills
for these troubles, as is shown in our
adyertisine columns frequently, certain
" seems to Justify urging the use Of this
excellent medicine by all who know that
their blood is disordered. Every claim
in behalf of Hoods Sarsaparilla is fully
backed up by what the medicine has
done andis Still doing and when its
proprietors urge its merits and its use
upon all who suffer from impure blood,
in great or small degrees tile certainly
mean to include you.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

.a1 +. Z VI ~ {
The New York Tribune comedies the
electionof Grover Cleveland. but prom.
ises 10 defend the Republican policy on
Finance and Protection, with all the
ability IL can command.
Roswell g, Horr's great articles will
he among the features Of Tile Tribune,
the coming year. Men Of every political
faith are invited 10 read them. They
will state the Republican view with!
franlSnessi point out the probable con
sequences of a change in Tho tariff pol.
icy of the country, ~ d evnde no issue.
and nofnrt bearing upon the
subjects discussed Their thorough
treatment Of fundamental principles
viii aid every reader to n better under.
standing Of profound and important
issues.
Apage q week will be devoted during
1895. TO war stories and newsof interest
10 Union veterans Old soldiers. who
have some experiences to teli,which has
notyet boon printed, are asked TO send
the story 10 The Tribune for puhlica.
ton.
Farming has now become snch an
enormous interest in the United States
that there is nm imperative necessity for
mixing more OF a speciality OF the bust
ness interests of the Farmers of the
country at large Plans have been
formed which ought to Iisale The Semi
Weekly and The Weekly Tribune abs0
lntely Indispensable to every tiiler Of
the soil during 1893.
The Semi ehly parti cularlS com.
mended 10 the attention Of general
renders. 1tgiyes more Of the keen Nm
cfSfve ndit0fiute l.n5tf t.axffatt,c f0fafA NJ,
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

The opening Of the Epworth league'n
new western headquarters il CEncago
recently marked q big step IN the prog
ress Of the League 1t Is exclusively i
Methodist Episcopal Institution and was
organized IN the interests Of the Young
people and Of the church. The league
is only 81 years old, yet it has 1900
chapters, with d membership Of 200. 900
while the 1000 chapters each iii the
southern and Canadian church districts
bring the total membership mp 20
nearly million.
The object of the league is TO promote
intelligence and loyal piety in the Young
members and friends Of the church and
to train them in works Of mercy and
help ANY young peoples society may
become a member Of the 1eagne provided
that it adopts its aims and general plans
1t is governed by board OF control, con-
sisting of Eve members appointed by the
board of bishops five by the managers 81
the Sunday School union, Eve by the
managers Of the Tract society and two
from each general conference DISCREET
The board meets annually, aud the lneifls
bers hold Office for two years
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

In his last annual report the secr,-
sary Of the treasury says that many
societies throughout Europe have for
yeas aided needy families to emirrate
to America and many public and pri.
vate charities have assisted paupers and
encouraged criminals to como. How
the country has Suffered and i suffer
ing to-day from the disposition q treat
this country as a bonndless panper and
penal colony, we know too wen. The
people Who assist members q the thrift
less and dangerous classes 70 come nth.
er no doubt regard themselves Is
philanthrcpists; but their benevclence
may be suspected when ii takes the
form of shifting upon others the bur.
.dens which have fallen ON their shonl.
ders In fact, remarks Boston con
temporary, il Is a cheap way 70 dispose
Of paupers! The price 81 4 mans SUP.
port for six months or less out II the
poor rates win buy him stecrage tick.
q % New York, and thus the phiian.
thropist may rid himself forever 81 the
care Of his poor. Fortunately public
sentiment on this side Of the water Is
becoming aroused to the evil o. being
forced 10 care for those who come here
because they can do nothing else. The
time will come when congress also VIII
be aroused. andwill pass the laws nee
f.. = y
essary 70 shut the doors against unde-
sirable immigrants.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

TIM Columbian souvenir coin scheme
SIS evidently going TO prove successful
and win bring into the worlds fair
treasury at least Eve million dollars
The method OF disposing Of the SOU
venir coins adopted by the commission
seems 10 be a very satisfactory one, as
it preclndes the possibility Of any ex-
tensiye speculation in them. Indeed, II
everyone DESTROYS OF obtaining SOU
venir would promptly put in his appli-
cation there would be no speculation at
all and any future appreciation of value
would be wholly due to the fact that
the number of coins is strictly limited
to two million FIVE hundred thousand,
not an excessive quantity when 1t is
borne in mind that this is nation
Of sixty-five million people and that the
mania for coin and medal collections
extends all over the world.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

Mr.. Albert Fayorite, Of Arkansas City,
Kan, wishes TO gives our readers the
benefit of his experience with colds.
lie says Il contracted a cold early last
spring that settled on my lungs, and
had hardly recovered from it when I
caught another that hung on all sum
mer and left me with a hacking cough
which | thought 1 never would get rid.
Of. ] Ind used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy some fourteen years ago with
much success and concluded to try it
again. When Ihad got through with
one bottle my cough had left me, and /
have not suffered with d cough or cold
since. have Recommended it to others
aud all speak well Of it 80 cent bot
ties for sale by e. Z. Wells.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10
Liked Excitemsnt.

Little Jimmie Nom, | wish you'd
let me hair grow long, an dress me in
erreglar Lord Fauntleroy suit.
His Mother-Jus' hear TIL ladl What
fur?
Little Jimmie Cause kin lick any
boz er me size, IN, then I'D have more
chances. Good News.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10
lHERE's NOTHING CHEAP ABOUT

DR., Diamonds Lightning Remedy
,Ir rheumatism is put up in large bot
y. YES and the price is Eve dollars bot
W. II cures every time. All the cheap
ttel rene, put together are not worth one
3pottle OF DIR. Drummond,s lightning
,nemedy, and any sufferer win bear wit
i h,'ss 10 that fact, and any druggist who
~. sold 1t is ready aud willing to offer
Evidence. One bottle viii cure any or
,Snary case, and the money will be re-,
y. II it fails. Sent 10 any address
y[enaid on receipt of price Drummond
Yi e,,icln Co. 1850 Maiden Lane, New
10Th. 12-2
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

Joseph v. Dory, of Warsaw, ILL, was
troubled with rheumatism and tried a
number Of different remedies, but says
none of them seemed to do him any
good; hut finally he got hold of one
that speedily cured him. He was much
pleased with it, and felt sure that Others
similarly afflicted would like to known
what the remedy was that cured him.
He states for the benefit of the public
that it is called Chamberlain's Pain
Palm. For sale by ii. l.. Wells. /
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10
.rhev ,pnr1 :. s.n,. r,.ln.

!, Mrs. NJ, met frequently two charming
n girls each much like the other.
0 ", morning she asked one of them:
Are you twins, my dear?''
with an indignant shake of her curls
sIi .r answered: "No,mi Yves bofe girls"
-Texas Siftinrs.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10
INCIDENTS MAKE CRIPPLEs.
u would consider LIS offer very care

So does Rheumatism, and after time
n kills. tool DIR. Drummond,s Light.
ming Remedy relieves the pain at once,
and II is warranted to cure. One bottle.
price five dollars, is enough for any or.
binary case. III youicannot get it from
your druggist, write TO the Drnmmond
Medicine Co., 1850 Maiden Lane. New
York. Agents wanted. 1879
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

Whom God rrwArtis with fullest measure
He sends into the world 10 wide
He shows him altthg fairy treasure
OF wood, Of stream and lnouutain sitit.
The brooks from rock 10 rock are fiiheine
Their foam; on high the iarlss 10 0iee.
sMhyshonld not 4 witllthem be singing.
With happy heart, With lneiry. yoiees
tor ne who guides all natures forces,
Who watches DER the swallows hight
And holds the planets In their courses
Ho, too. VIII lend my steps arirftiii Il
..-fSlsttlsf fa,, FiN..fs4a..- 4
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

Willigan-What's the matter, Fill
gan? fou look as funereai as a humor-
ist
Filligan-Well, I'm thinking of turn
ing over new leaf.
Willigan-That settles ii. You are
indeed a humorist. -Lippincott's Maya
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

a youSa man Of wiuumac. Wis,
loved two girls He loved one just as
much as the other, and the other as
much Us the one. SO he set them 70
cooking u competitive civil service dine
sner and married the one who got the
highest average percentage.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

.,..ar4Isers will find the TELEGRAM
~ I q medium in the United States to
" :. < large aud prospectus population
~. ~ great industrial region Of Central
~ Virginia. Rates made known Oh
,,nlication.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

i. tergason-Are You going to sue Rake
y for damagesP
nenpecls-What for9
ferguson-What forq Why, for rum
hingof with your wife.
henpeck - Great Scott No. Pm
AFRAID hen sue me. IN. y. Herald.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

aHe told me was the only girl he
ever loved"
..And told it so that you believed it?r
inquired her confidante,
Yes"
II would consider his offer very care.
fully. lie certainly ought TO do well
4 bnsincss. washington Star.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

docs your new dress ct you well,
clara2"
"oh, splendidlS! can hardly move
or breathe in 1t. Boston Globe.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10
"IIow to Cure a skIn Disease. !.

simply apply "swayne's Ointment No
, snte medicine required. Cures letter
KS; . leaving the skin clear. white and
snealthy. Its great healing and curative
pswers are possessed by no other remedy.
"sA your druggist for swayne's Ointment
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

m the Ocean Hreyhound.
capt saylors I'm sorry 70 say.
lame. we're delayed. The vessels
, ~, her shaft, Hia'am.
Ms rs j. S. lsympathetically) oh,
ar, Can't You tiS It with this hair
Chicago News Record.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

Uptun-~Ue Nurb7 5 thiIuTe Is q pretty
bad one, isn't itp
Downtcn No, not 50 bad He's
got his winter coal in. y. Weekly.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

ONE of the prominent magazines re
Gently published story which was ac-
cepted twenty years ago. and now
when It is given to the world its au.
thor isdead. Talk about becoming IA
nous through writing for the maya
zines, it is but blind hope. 1t Is the
soap ad. writer who acquires fame and
fortune, too
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

The Art Amateur calls attention 20.
the fact that at Dry Earth the Indian
women on the reservation are making
lace, and states that the introduction of
the industry has had an unlooked-for
result in making them very neat lest
much OF the market value Of their labor
be lost.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

Wife-ls that one Of the cigars gave
youa
Husband-0t course not Don't you
see am going TO smoke it2--Jury.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10
WHY lie Dldn'f want to como N.

Come III, Jack cried his mother,
its going to ruin; besides. it is time
for you to take your bath.
Baths is wetter than rain, mamma, =
returned lacli.-II arper's Young People.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

Friend-Doctor, did You ever tight a
Doctor-A duel? No, indeed. What
novelty would it be for me to kill a
Wasp.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10

A BosToH paper tells good story Of
a Boston suburban pastor. He was sit
ting in his library one evening recently
when knock ut the door came. He
answered, and found a couple who de.
sired to be united in matrimony. The
pastor asked them into his parlor and
performed the marriage ceremony. after
which the groom handed him sealed
envelope, supposed TO contain the
usual compensation The happy couple
departed, and the reverend gentle
man opened the envelope and found
the following note: If she turns ont as
well US think she will willcome back
and pay yon fer your services
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-02-10
The Indignant Ne.hev

the Indignant Nephew.
Go TO the Aunt thou slnsgard,s
He went -slse'd give him no more;
50 he had 10 go to hts .nnele,
Where oftea he'd been before
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