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Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1893-12-28

s,el ~ fCSc4fs a 80 1tiSd
Frank NJ Warren, ] B, Tompkins.
Pine Grove T. S.-PC- Stevens,
T S Lewis, J B Mitchell.
Ridge s. DC B Crouch, G G
Barr, ] w Seigler.
Ryan T. S.-J H Tompkins, DR.
j H Jennings, b A Searles.
Shaw T. S.-J W Hardy, G NJ
Smith, J L Courtney.
Talbert T. S.-R A Cochrane, E
G Winn, R Y Quarles.
Trenton S. DC A Long, E L
Ryan, B J Day
Union S. D.-L B Blease, M NJ
PAYNE, w A Webb.
Union Grove S. D.-J W Alton,
J NJ Gaines, A c Stalworth.
Wards T. S.-M W Clark, A
Horn, L V Claxton.
Washington It. S.-W r Parks,
ia Butler, Winchester Mcdaniel.
Wise T. SIS B Mays, Thos H
Rainsford, P F Ryan.
Zoar S. DR. P Coleman, Luke
M Crouch, j D Wells.
J. B. HALTIWANGER,
Auditor E. G.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1893-12-28
Notice..

A MEETING of Freeholders of
II Union School District is called
to meet at Woodville Academy
Friday, Jan. 5th, l." =" NJ
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1893-12-28
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Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1893-12-28
The Christmas Tree at Buzzard's
Hollow.

I 'ain't much for spendin' my
Ch- istmusses away from home, ez,
frum the very natur O. things, they
air becomin' limited as it wuz, an
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1893-12-28
GOOD IL

CINCE the passage ant ~.
y of the Dispensary lai .a5e
many of -yur "best citizens
[feredsfor want of good
which they have been l..'. ~ es;
even atenormous, pric .'.s .2.,1
felt 8antscan be fully.s
EHxYNER DIsTILLiNGs
'sfieiS Ohio, in; tEeir
,sfsy esSafphfef fa06DSew
year oid Rye Whiske
low price of $500 p:
press charges prep;
a box wired and set
Oh brands so no one caI. 49,
box contains. In no case do We ship
less than two gallons, but You can
divide the order in two one gallon
packages if desired, which allows you
two different kinds of goods in. two
gallon shipment.
1t is always best to buy any class of
goods direct from the manufacturers
and save the jobbers profit. If you
need anything in this line write LOCK
Boz 800, Springfield, Ohio, for price
list.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1893-12-28
Notice..

PURSUANT to the Bylaws, the
i officers and policy holders of
the Farmers Mutual Fire Insur-
ance Association of Edgefeld are
hereby called to meet at Edgefeld
on Tuesday, Jan. End, 1894, for the
purpose of electing officers, and
the transaction of other important
business.
w. H. ZIMMERMAN, Pres.
L. WILLIAMS, Ag't.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1893-12-28
COUNTY GOVERNMENT BILL

The new county government bill
r.. IT,. .
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1893-12-28

Baldwin's Guano is the best.
Make hay while the sun shines
and haul your Baldwin's Ammo
mated guano while the roads are
good. Supply on hand at
w. w. ADAMs's.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1893-12-28
Judge WaXem's Proverbs.

Detroit Free Press.
It's skeerce politishan that
keeps all his promises.
Eff the Amcrikin eagle wazn't a
nifty tuff burd the politikle partys
wood pull him in two.
Tain't the most morrel man
that gifts the most votes.
Some constituents expect a con
gresham not only to furnish the
lioker, but to drink it.
Wummin in politicks is like
flowers in pig pm.
Politikle reform always wants
to reform sumpthin else.
Offs holdin' contagus.
Honesty is the best polisy eff
oou can get thar Oh it.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1893-12-28

| Edgefeld G. Ell. from February Sth,
1894, till February Doth, 1894. After
which time 509S will be added to the
property of all parties failing to make
returns.:
J. B. HALTIWANGER,
Auditor E. c
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1893-12-28
Position to Teach.

A YOUNG LADY competent to
Il teach English, desires position to
teach in family or small school. Ad-
dress ADVERTISER Office
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1893-12-28
Notice to County Assessors.

n S required by law as prescribed
Ia in Sec. 255, Il. S., | do hereby
appoint the following named free
holders as Boards of Assessors for
the purpose of assessing the value
of real estate and personal estate
in their respective Townships and
School Districts for the purpose OF
taxation. Their duties and COM
pensation are prescribed in Sec
tions 253, 254, and 255 of G. S.
County Equalizing Board to meet
in the Auditors Office second Tues
day of March, 1891:
Blocker T. ST E Bird, G M
Zimmerman, Jas t QUITS, Jr.
Butler S. DEED Crouch, M E
Coleman, J W Banks.
Centennial S. DIS T Edwards,
w O Carson, H c White.
Cleveland S. D.-F w Trotter,
T F Etheredge, T c Moore.
Coleman T. S.--W A Mitchell, ]
S Amacker, Larken Rice.
Collier T. S.-Mal. Zimmerman,
D T Mathis, Thos L Miller.
Collins T. S.-W L Mcdaniel, J
H Butsey, Amos Eubanks.
Cooper T. ST V Cooper, T A
Pitts, B B Kinard.
Edgefeld S. D.-D R Durisoe,
w N Burnett, J E Schumpert.
Eureka S. D.-F P Johnson, R
T Strom, Henry D QUITS.
Germanville T. S.-B L Caugh-
man, J C Drafts, Jesse Fl Black.
Gray T. S.-R P Holloway, A J
Clegg, E ] Pickle.
Gregg S. D,-S w Gardner, Geo
w Turner, c NJ Horn.
Hibler T. S.-W H Yeldell, J W
Callison, Ell Youngblood.
Higgins S., D.-A P Coleman:
Wellington Sheppard, F H Kemp
son.
Holly S. D.-J N C Fulmer, W
B Hslly, J A Bedenbaugh, Jr.
Huiet T. S.-Geo w Black, Jacob,
L Werts, ] w Herbert.
Johnston S. D.-Jesse NJ Hart,
WIN Hazel, Mark Toney.
Kirkseys s. DC A Arlington,
J E. Partlou, w M Still.
Meriwether T. S.-H HTownes,
P B Lapham, ] F Atkins.
Mobley T. S.-P B Watson, J ".
Edwards, Roberts Wright.
Moss 7. S.-W P Brunson, A R
Nicholson, HI Hill. .,.
Norris T. ohm R Watson, w
w Rolson, Thos L. Cato.
Parksville S. . -. +. 3 p g
Morgan. Jno 3 Black y
q s-,s,y aI6T,s
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22
The Natural Bridge of Yirginia.

The Natural bridge of Virginia is stu
ated in Rockbridge county and spans the
mountain chasm i'll which flows tho little
stream called Cedar creek. the bed of which
is more than 200 feet below the surface OF
the plain. The middle of the arch is as feet
in perpendicular thickness, which increases
to 60 ut it's juncture with the vast abut-
ments. 1t is 60 feet wide, and it's span is
almost 90 feet. Across the top is public
road. For many years the name of Wash
ington, cut in the rock forming one Of the
abutments when the Father of His Country
was lad, stood high above those of all
others, but in 1918 student of Washing
ton college, Virginia, Piper by name,
climbed from the foot to the top of the
rock and placed his name above that OF
Washington.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22
"No COFFIN AND DOOR PLATE, NO dep

NO COFFIN AND DOOR PLATE, NO dep
alive, and when Pm dead want to take
some leetle comfort. If you fellers are so
sorry as You ptrtend to be- you won't be-
grudge me these things"
we might git a swaller tailed coat of
somebody, but rs to t'other things Pm
afeared we can't promise. We've got some
bewtiful cedar boards OVER
Cant doit boysl Can't possibly do itr'
interrupted Uncle Jim. Pm goin off I'm
style or not at ALL"
But you don't go fur TO say you won't
die onless you kin hev all them thingsY"
That's exactly i'll No coffin ana door
plate, no dien'
But yell hev to, Uncle Jim"
Not by burned sight! I'm wilin you
boys should run the funeral, but I'm run
min thesdyin bizncss myself and don't want
any interference"
"Hain't you a leetlc pcrticklcr, Uncle
Jim-jesJ a lectle mite too perticllcr under
the sarcumstances?"
No! y Teller don't die every day in the
week, and when he does go off he orter hev
some privileges. / want large, roomy
coffin and big doorplate, and come to
think of it want clean white shirt and
par o new socks"
Uncle jim" said the Judge after we had
SaZed IN horror at each other for long
minute we luvs ye. We sorrow fur We.
Our hearts melt as we realize that we hcy
got TO plant yc out here by the side of Roar
III river, but ye ar askin too much of this
crowd. We ar willin to go rs fur as we
kin, butt
"a regular coflin!n queried Uncle Jim.
Can't do it, though we'd like to-"
"A big doorplateY"
Cant promise no doorplate."
mo white shirt or socks?n
Hardly, Uncle jim, though you know
that our hearts ar breakin with sorrow,
and that every critter"
Then don't die!' growled the old man.
You fellers git out o. this and 20 'longl,'
We got out and held council and
agreed TO do all we could, but we had moth
Ing to do The next day Uncle jim was
better, and inside Of week he was helping
his partner on the claim. Why he didn't
die we never could figure out, but he just
didn't, and in the fall, when he left us to
go to Turkey Creek, he was too fat to feel
comfortable. The subject of his demands
was never mentioned but once. Then he
turned on the man who threw it up to him
and said:
That's why I'm goin down to Turkey
Creek. When them fellers down thar loves
anybody and ar breakn their hearts with
sorrow, they not only git all the things he
wants, but hev regular gravestone all
ready week ahead o. timer
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22
On General Sherman.

| heard a rather good story on General
Sherman the other day. 1t occurred away
back in 1916 while he was on the Pacific
coast with the title of captain. For some
reason or other his men took violent dis
like to him, and after standing it as long as
they thought they could they prepared n
petition requesting him TO resign. The pa
per contained the signatures of all but five
of his company and was handed to him by
committee of three When it was pre-
senied, Captain Sherman glanced over it and
said:
HAS every man signed ths?"
'All but five" replied! the spokesman.
"All but five?"
"Yes, sir"
"Then will you kindly convey my thanks
to those five and say that have decided to
remain with them?"-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22
Cancer md Longevity.

At meeting Of the eastern counties
section of the British association at Loves
toft Mr.. Jonathan Hutchinson read a pa
per on Cancer" on which he is the great
est European authority. It seems that this
disease specially belongs to old age, and
its increase of recent years is attributed by
Mr.. Hutchinson to the increasing longevity
of the present time. Sheep and oxen never
suffer from it. They are killed before it
comes on. Horses seldom. Donkeys, who
live to great age, frequently are attacked
by it, and 1t is one OF the most common
causes Of death among cats and dogs who
are allowed to live to the end Of their time
london Tit-Bits.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22

market, harness shop, boot and shoe store,
feed store and gunshop, and rs mayor of the
town and an honored member of the terri
torial council the duty of entertaining the
distinguished stranger would fall upon our
shoulders. Each citizen was asking him
self If we were the critter to fill the gap and
cover this community with Il mantle of
glory. They came by twos and threes. They
looked palefaced and worried. To their
great surprise and glad relief they found us
calm and smiling. We sat with our feet on
tho editorial table humming After the
BalP' as placidly as If no CONFUSION of ma
ture was due that afternoon. When our
fellow tOwnsmen were assured that we had
shaken hands with three different presi-
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22

''Sah want to shake hands wild you.n
he replied as he extended his hand.
Certainly. l hope nothing has hap
pencd."
II want to shake hands wild yo' an tell
yo' how VERY, VERY much oblceged shall
eber be 10 yo'. nebber heard of dem axi-
dem tickets till yo' tole me-"
Yes. they are good thing. Did your
wife go Oil the tvains"
''She did, sab"
And everything is all right?"
1es, sab. She dun went on dat train,
an de train smashed up an killed her an fo'
odder people deader dan doah nails, an now
l'ze gwine to git 5000 in cash an do all de
drayin fur dis town! White man, lemme
shake yO'r hand ag'inr'
1t was true about the smashup. and when
left town lawyer had his claim for col
lection
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22
AbsontniintlCd.

The mayor, in his capacity of registrar of
marriages, put the usual question to the
bridegroom:
Jules Esprit Hanler, do you consent to
take Mile. Victorine-Eugcnie I.amour, here
present to be your welded wife?"
A long silence. Then suddenly, as if
awakening from IL dream, the young man
said:
Peg pardon, your worship, were you
speaking to mc!'-St. Louis Globe Demo
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22
REWARD OE MERII.
A Colored Citizen Hns a brilliant Stroke
of Luck.

Colored Citizen Hns brilliant Stroke
of Luck.
The colored drayman who took my trunks
down to the depot was so moderate in his
charges and so courteous in his speech that
said to him:
'Yourwife is going down to Birmingham
by this train you say and I'll get her an
accident insurance ticket"
What's him, boss?" he asked.
why, if she happens to be killed you'll
get $1,000, and if crippled she'll draw so
much per week until we'll"
Am de railrode gwne to bust her llpt"
Not as know Of but if she happens to
meet with All accident it will be good
thing to be insured"
Eyes, l reckon, an III be much obleeged.
Mighty cur'us things you white folks do
git up to make money"
got the ticket and gave it TO him, and
by and by his wife came down, and it was
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22

copyright, 1873. by Charles b. Lcwis.l
Uncle Jim Warner had been poorly all
winter, and when spring came we ao Straw
berry hill saw that his days were numbered.
he had always shown himself to be kind
hearted and obiging, and everybody felt
sorry ut the idea of his leaving his bones in
that desolate spot. One day he sent for the
three of uS--acting rs trustees of the camp.
We knew that he wanted to communicate
his last wishes and give directions as to his
burial, and our hearts were sad as we as
sembled in his shanty. The poor old man
was evidently putting in his last day. and
Judge Watkins wiped tears from his eyes
rs he said:
Uncle jim, you have the sympathy of
every man in camp, and we shall never for
get YOU"
1.-The boys all sympathize do theys"
quercd the old man.
They do"
What sort of funeral are they figgeriD
onf"
LAS immense as we kin make it. Every
body here will turn out, of course and per-
hnps we'll invite the fellers Mt Shiftless
Bend to help whoop FER up"
THAT will be nice. Got the grave To-
cated:"
NO. We thought you might like to pick
the spot"
81 sortcr think will. How about the
coflin?"
"Waal, Uncle Jim, you know that we
can't git hold of a regular coffin out here,
but we'll do the best we kim
But I've got to hev n regular one" pro-
tested Uncle Jim. 1--WE bin thinkin it all
over and made up my mind to a regular
collin, il purity good suit o. clothes and
sort o doorplate with my name on it,
But look here, Uncle jim, how we goin
to git reg'lar coffin over here from Sacra-
mento!n
Dunno, but it's got to be done don't
propose to be buried in no wood box.
"Iwouldn't be right by my rclashulls, you
know, and Pm sartin wouldn't feel bit
at home"
but consider the circumstances Uncle
jim, )" protested the judge rs he grew anx-
ious. It's trip of 'levcn days over and
back"
Can't help it if it takes 80 days.
And faint bit likely we kin find no
doorplate over thar neither"
you've got TO-" dogeedly replied Uncle
Jim. 1--WE allus had u hard time of it
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22
How lie Won.

The man who wagered lady that no
could thread needle IN less time than she
could sharpen pencil won in 10 minnses,
ut the end of which time the lady had whit
tied up her pencil. Boston Gazette.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22
4 pron,.r Name.

First Chucklehead-Oh say, why is it
that whenever Wopples is referred to you
always speak Of him as "a friend indeedi"
Second Chuck lchcad- Because he's al
ways i'll nccd.-l}rookl Ign Life.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
How Distinguished Editor Received "A
Live Governor.

Live Governor.
The other day, when it was rumored
around town that the governor of New
Mexico would Gtcpin this town for a couple
ofhours as he passed through on his way to
Prescott, q score Of our most eminent citi-
zens made rush for THE KICKER office to
ascertain what we were going to do about
it. They instinctively realized that as the
editor and proprietor of great family news
paper, to which IL attached q. grocery, meat
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22
"a Duh, siokening Thud.n

An advertisement reads: ".Wanted-A
young man to be partly outdoor and partly
behind the counter" A gag asks, what
viii be the result when, the door slams?''-
Exchange,
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22
orrrit.

Youag Man Which one of your sisters
Is the oldest. Freddie?
Freddie-Thc one that gets married first.
Truth.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22

Willis-..ovi dc says lac has n horse for
sale
Wallac,-~l don't doubt it. sold him
one the o;..;s day. 1'ii-N!,.,.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22
CHAPTER 1.

Red sea.
CHAPTER l.
A boy who had been sent down to the sea-
shore to gather CLAIMS and pay off the inter
est on the mortgage which hung like fu-
neral pail over his mothers cottage de-
clded to try an experiment. Getting his eye
OH fat and juicy clam which was work
ing ashore to see which way the wind blew
the lad called out
All, there, my clam, but heard a Teller
abusing you this morning.
WHO was it," asked the clam as she
popped up her head.
The turtle. He was making all man
ner of fun of you on account of the short
ness of your legs. He declared that YOU
could not walk five feet on the beach if you
tried ever so hard. l defended you, OF
course, saying that you could walk mile
II you wished, and now to prove that was
right should like to see you''-
My dear boy" interrupted the clam. ~
am glad that you defended me, but YOU
were i'll the wrong AS u matter of fact,
can't walk foot, and have never claimed
to be able to. Besides, / know all about
that mortgage, and you look clam hungry
this morning,''
CHAPTER II.
The boy was feeling chagrined and out
of sorts with himself because he had been
uOhC pl IL Cldln when an OWL III bush
hard by whispered to him:
Don't give up that way, but ask about
her wings"
by the way said the boy as he worked
his toes into the wet sand, Il hear that the
gulis are becoming jealous of YOU It's no
wonder however When I saw the grace
full way in which you sailed about the other
day, | expected you would be an object of
envy and jealousy"
"Wouldn't you like me to sail ashore Just
about now?" sarcastically chucklcd the
clam as she stood on her head for change
CHAPTER Ill.
She's an old un," whispered the owl,
but try her again"
We'll, you need neither wings nor legs to
take the cake over anything on this coast I"
observed the boy as he SHE'D pebble into
the water. such eyes, such n mouth, such
complexion as you have knock 'em all
out and put you at the head of the process
Sion"
Are they talking about my MOUTH"
asked the clam, exhibiting sudden interest.
You bet, and it is agreed that such an
other pair of eyes can't be found in the
state. And then that cute little dimple in
your cunning little chimp
And they praise my eyes?"
You ought to hear 'em talkl Tve been
asked over 40 times about your teeth, but
MS never got near enough to see them
plainly p
And they praise my teethf"
They do, and if you would only come
ashore and let me see them I should esteem
1t great condcscension on your part"
why, certainly and while you are about
1t you might observe what a dainty hand
and jaunty foot l have. / have never set
up for beauty, but being What's the
matter?"
Nothing, except that you are my clamp
replied the boy as he tossed her into his
hnsketand cast his eyes around for another
MORAL.
You see" said the owl as he looked be-
nignly down upon the boy, that all of us
have our weak points, and hattery, if car
ried far enough, is bound to fetch the coon
down from his top limb" NJ. QUAD.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22
A PERTICKLER MAN.
UNCLE JIM WARNER HAD HIS IDEAS
ABOUT A FUNERAL.

He Was willing to Die, but He Wanted to
Bc Treated Well and In Good Style; 9th
erwiso Ho Proposed to 1.-Two Right On.
A Question of Pride.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22

Ut On DIT IEAIN."
cAilHi. .r WAS to go OH the same
train '.i' ,r.lin detained me Il day or
two loA .ai evening, as | sat smok
ing oH . 80 ! rrr.,i:t.n, II colorcd man
came ~ "rlch sharply ut me, and
recognized y Fray man and asked:
"D.h Irr at TO see me- Moscs?n
Am N"' u" i"aii dat | took dem big
trunks fur
Yes"
AN 20 80 dat axidem ticket fur my ole
woman
Yes"
80 yo be; so yo' be. How much money
does git if de ole woman am killed.
why, $1,000 Has anything happcnedt"
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-10-22
AN AMERICAN FABLE.
Showing How FIattery Brings Them All
Around.
THE CLAN. THE BOY AND THE OWL.

THE CLAM, THE BOY AND THE OWL.
In order to make this fable take on n bust
ness look, we give the date as 1890, instead
of saying Once upon n time," and we 10
cate the place on the coast of New Jersey
instead of leaving the reader to infer that
it might have been somewhere along the
Red sea-
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1893-12-23

= 4 preachers righteous soul was sadly
vcxcl by The talking and giggling OF
some Of the Junior members OF his con-
grcgaliOn. Breaking off IN .Ie middle
Of his discourse he looked straight ut
his tormrntOrs and said:
Some years ago there happened TO
sit right In front Of the pulpit Il young
man who vas prrpctually laughing and
talking and making silly faces. ! stop,
ped short and took him severely to
task. At the close OF the service Il gen
tleman stepped up to me and said:
"'Sir. YOU made Il gr"a, mistake; that
young man is an IDIOT
Since that time | have not vcnturcl
to reprimaml any persons who behave
themselves i~ndccorouSly in church les,
/ should repeat the same mistake and
inflict ccnsurc upon an idiot
There was exemplary silence during
the rest Of the service lrlrr Land
md Nicer.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1893-12-23

learn tina! there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able TO cure in ali it's stages
and that is Catnrrh. Halls Cntarrl tnr"is b" only
Catnrrh being a constitutional discuss, requires
n constitutional treatment. Hairs tatnrril
blood and mucous surfaces Of the system. there,
by destroying the foundation OF 'hr disri's'. and
CONSTITUTION and assisting nature in doing it's
worl:. The prorrie.ors have so much faith in its
curative powers. that they offer ono Hundred
Dollars for any ease that it fails to cure. Send
for lis, Oi Testimonials.
Address +. j. CHENEY Il co, Toledo. %.
ES~SOld by Druggists. Toe.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1893-12-23

Never hwy vhiskey for mc.Iicl-
nal purposes unless you know the bottlers
of it to be reliable, as most WHISTLES sold
under celebrated nal~'s are spurious. cheap
articles, whose bOttlers cannot afford to
have their names on the labels.
Uncle Sans Monogram Whisk"y IS bottled
hy the oldest and largest firm In the Liquor
line in the Northwest AMI the favor with
which II has been received is The best proof
Of Its superior quality. Ask your druggist
OF retail dealer for 1t.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1893-12-23

To Exchanges.
For II Large farm near I:y. Station Fine
house best location, Cost 10000, mortgage
:ycars q per cent S1G.taW, will accept clear
fam wGlth S20.OOO Correspondence solicited
Wesley Neill, Minneapolis, MINI
Knew what Woula le .Ncccutaoic.
Pacer-So you write your WHEY faith
fully every day?
Binks-Yes.
Paccr-What's the first thing you
say?
Binks-Pay to bearer. etc.-Town
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