The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-09-13
Ell Sorts Of Paragraphs.
Who purposely hurts his
would cheat his God. S6

would cheat his God. s
The man who takes the Cd
thinks he is only receiving his desse
! Why is summer the pride Of
year? Why, because it goeth beford
fall.
If brevity is the soul Of vita
we who are "short' ought to be yer q
jolly.
- The head Of the rattlesnake hal
been known to infict fatal wound
after being severed from the body!
= The value of the coal product of
the United States is nearly four tirnea1
the value Of the silver product. B
-"Do you call your wife your bet-
ter half, Mr.. Henpeck 2" Better S
half ? HIM Ny friend, she lis more
than three-quarters." "a
= A letter mailed in London April 3
z and remailed in Hong Kong made
the circuit Of the world in the fast
time of sixty-two days.. Z (
Fifty-six years ago the block on Z
which the Chicago postofiee now II
stands was sold at ,alotioa for 505 81
1t is now worth S., ,0Oo, GOO; sis n
= According to tho tracks fornd In
stone quarry in Cont ycticu., q bird
with foot eleven inches in length
once inhabited those parts.
"There goes Van Dabble tbS'
artist. Is he rising inhis profession
20, yes. Why, he has got so he5can
borrow FIVE or ten dollars at any time. M
TO rise in the morning with a.
bad taste in the mouth and no appe +
tite, indicates that the stomach needs I
strengthening. For this purpose, thefH I
is nothing better than an occasional
dose of Ayers Pills taken at bed time,
= Wife-"You are just as ugly as
you can be. Before We were married II
you, used to hold me close in your
arms by the hour" Husband Did II
I2 Hum! Well. suppose it was to-
keep you from talking
A summer hotel youngster was
talking with lady on the piazza, and &:
her father appearing, the lady said
lfacetiously. 'Who is that gentle.
| man ?' ''That's not gentleman
| replied the youngster, Chats papa. "a
= A cute little three-year old Carl q
bou, Me-, girl was eating candy and
watching a monkey the other day,
Her mother asked if she thought the s
monkey liked candy. II think 80,
was the reply, ''papa does.
- People who live in new countries
are liable to be prostrated by malarial
fevers. Inhabitants Of cities, by
reason of bad drainage and unwhole-
some odors, suffer from similar dis
eases. Ayers Ague Cure is warrant
ed specific for all malarial poisons.
| = Warner, the big corset manufac
turer Of Connecticut, has found It
| necessary to discharge several hun
dred of his women employees and has
provided board for them until such
time as he will require their services.
This is another example OF what helps x
| make both the times and the world =
better.
An execution in the Indian Ter
| ritory is unique proceeding. Afew
days ago it became the duty Of a ;shers
if to legally slay 8 Choctaw. Two
men held the criminals hands. The
sheriff knelt FIVE PAGES in front, aimed
at bit Of white paper pinned over the
Indian heart, and shot him dead:
= The largest stationary engine in 4
IL ..IJ 80 rcnd fot nrnp ont fha5 y
zinc mines at Fridenville, Pa. Its
driving-wheels are thirty-6ve feet In
diameter and each weighs little over
forty tons. The cylinder is ITO inches
in diameter, and the engine raises ~
500 gallons of water every minute.
= An old topper, who once attended
the exhibition where learned pro-
fessor caused several explosions to
take place among gases produced from
water, said "You don't catch me
| putting water in my liquor after this.
| I had no idea that water was so danger
Gus, though I never take much Of it." y
According to an old tradition,
| silver was first used as coin in Great
Britain 1900 years ago. A mint is
| said to have been established at Col
chester, in the County of Essex, Eng
land, by one of the native kings dur
ing the reign of the Emperor Angus
tus, and gold, brass and silver coins, Z
to small extent, were issued there
from.
- The "wigglers'' in standing wa
ter, which afterwards develop into
mosquitoes, can always be killed by
pouring few drops Of any kind of oil 1
coal oil will answer-on the surface
of the water. The insects breathe
through their tails, and when the wa
ter is covered with oil, their air tubes
become clogged ar. they die Of suffo-
cation.
= A country fellow, anxious to see
the queen, left his native village and
went to London to crafty his curiosity.
Upon his return his wife asked him
what the queen was like. "Like T.
cried Hodge. "Why, was nev'r so
cheated in all my loif. What does
think, Margaret? Her arms are loike s
thine an moine, although have heerd
score O times her arms were lion
and unicorn"
O. May is considered an unfortunately
marrying month. A dewn east editor q
says that girl was asked not long
since to unite herself in the silken tie
to brisk lad, who named May in his
proposal. The lady tcnderly limited
that May was an unlucky month for Z
marrying. "Well, make it June
then" ;" honestly replied the swain,
anxious to accommodate. The damsel
paused a moment, hesitated, cast
down her eyes and said with blush,
"Wouldn't April do as we'll p