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PoarLssp or. March Z. tsaa
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LUBIN
TOOTH
POWDER
Laugh and the World Laughs
With You.

BUT THE LAUGH IS
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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
JIBES AND JESTS.

He, Indignantly hope l know my
own mind! She, sweetly-Yes, you
surely ought to know as much as
that.
Mother-How in the world did You
get your coat sleeves so dirtyp Little
Boy-Walkin' cross the puddles on
my hands, SOS not to get my feet wet
Johnny-Papa, can watch jump?
Father-No, certainly not; what made
you ask such a foolish question?
Johnny-Oh, only because I've seen
many watch spring.
On a first night. Author to his
neighbor who is about to leave the
house after the first act-But my dear
sir, there are two more acts Neighbor
That is the very reason am going.
A Paisley gentleman, hearing that
two of his female relations had quar-
relied, asked: "Ha'e they ca'ed each
ither ugly?" ma, ma" "Ah, weel
then, can max it up atween them
yet"
1t was the first she had ever baked
and she said proudly: Don't you
think could go into the bread bust
ness?' my dear" answered her hus-
band, gently, ''if they sold bread by
weight you'd make your fortune.
"Niver again" said Mr.. Dolan, mot
even il Oh get to be as rich as the
Vanderbilts, will OF take me clothes
till Chinese laundry" AN ply
not?" asked Mrs. Dolan. Because
OF how suspicion that the wroitin'
he puts an the ticket is somethin' per-
sonal An be the looks av it it's
moighty uncomplemintary."
Minister have noticed, Patrick,
that the vane on our church spire has
not changed its direction for several
weeks, though the wind meantime
has blown from all points of the COM
pass Can you explain the reason of
this? Patrick-pm thinking l can do
that same, yer reverence. 1t needs
the same thing as the people that sit
under it O. Soopdavs. Minister-And
what is that? PATRICIA little grace,
yer reverence.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
PICKED PARAGRAPHS.

New England has 23o, 900 more
Roman Catholics than Protestants
In Blackstone'e time 1870 offenses
were punishable in England by death.
1t Is said that two-thirds of all the
cotton duck produced in the world is
made within twenty miles of Balti-
more.
Miss Jennie Lyman of New York
has brought suit against her former
lover for the return of ring which
he gave her and afterwards secured.
The archbishops Of York and Lon
don each receive salary as high as
that paid to the president of the
United States, and the archbishop of
Canterbury gets half as much again
SIS, 900 year.
A Frenchman of some literary dis
tinction, after studying English for
few months, wrote to an American
friend: SIN small time can learn so
many English as / think l will come
at the America and go on. to the
scaffold to lecture"
Rev. John Hutchinson, pastor of the
Presbyte church at Freeport,
Long Island, preached sermon, "Ihe
Tongue" short time ago, and it led
to breach in his congregation, that
has ended in his resignation. There
seems to have been too much of it.
The Rarens of Burmah have their
marriages at funeral feast. When a
villager dies his remains are temporar-
lily disposed of until one or more mar
riages can be arranged. when they are
disinterred, great feast made, and
the funeral services properly per-
formed.
When Chinese girl is married her
attendants are always the oldest and
ugliest to be found in the neighbor-
hood, who are paid to act as foils to
her beauty. 1t is said that some ex.
ceptionally ugly old women make
their living by acting as professional
attendants at weddings.
A curious bridge is found on the
Canadian Pacific railway. Here a
tremendous chasm had to be crossed
and the best way that could be seen
of surmounting the difficulty was by
resting the bridge on two trees which
were growing in the abyss below The
tops of the trees reach the ground
above, and the bridge rests upon them.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
Ten Miles an Hour.

c. L. Simonds OF Lynn, Mass, has
made steam carriage for his own
use that will make ten miles an
hour. The carriage weighs only 400
pounds and can carry two persons at
a time. 1t has the appearance of an
ordinary carriage in front except
there are no provisions made for
horse. The wheels are of cycle make
and are four in number. The hind
wheels are forty-three inches and
the front wheels are thirty-six
inches, with rubber tires
The boiler and engine are just in
the rear OF the seat, and give the
carriage the appearance OF fire en-
CINE. The steam generates in what
is called porcupine boiler, which
weighs 100 pounds. The steam Is
made by naphtha flames from three
jets. The naphtha is kept in q cyl
inder, enough to last for seven hours,
and there is water tank that will
hold ten gallons. The steering part
consists OF crank wheel on the foot
board, so that the engineer can steer
and attend to the engine at the same
time.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
|GOOD CHANGED

30 w. Jackson ST.. Chicago.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
A FUNERAL ANIMAL.
Force of Habit Makes n Horse stoI
When He sees Grape.

Force of Habit Makes n Horse Stop
when He sees Grape.
A Philadelphia resident claims to
possess one of the best and most intel
ligent horses in the city. In speaking
of the horses good qualities, he said:
II really believe that animal can
reason and think, and am sure that
he possesses better sense and sounder
Judgment than some of his drivers.
For years sent him to all funerals in
the neighborhood in gratutious way,
his gentleness always placing him
with the carriage in the head of the
procession. His particular duty was
to carry the officiating clergyman to
the cemetery and return.
"If he attended one funeral in this
way he has occupied the right Of line
in at least a score or two. He is get
ting old now, and l have refused to
allow him for funeral service any
longer, but, singular to relate, the
force of habit has become second
nature, for in driving about the city
find that he insists upon stopping in
front of every house where he sees a
piece of Grape "huttering from the
doorpost."
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
GRAINS OF GOLD.

Influence is the exhalation of char
acter.
The sin you do not kill will soon be-
come your master.
Gratitude, says some one, is the
memory of the heart.
Other mems sins are before our eyes,
our own behind our back.
1t is good to know right principles,
but better still to love them
If you have no trials, how do you
know that you have any faith?
One has elped the world some IL he
has only varied the monotony
Conceit is the most incurable disease
that is known to the human soul.
Sympathy for the poor doesn't lift
them up Only full sacks stand on
end.
There are many people whose whole
wisdom consists in hiding their want
of it.
Religion is the final center of re-
pose; the goal to which all things
tend.
God can not do as much toward
making you contented and happy as
patience.
Were vote to be taken as to who is
the wisest man, every fool would vote
for himself.
Nothing from mans hand, nor law,
nor constitution, can be final. Truth
alone is final
Doing is the great thing. For If,
resolutely, people do what is right. in
time they come to like doing it
Honor is like an island, rugged and
without landing place; we can never
more re-enter when we are once out
side of it.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
A WEEK OF SURPRISES.
A Series of Astonishing Events for Mr..
Brown of Maine.

A Series of Astonishing Events for Mr..
Brown of Maine.
Probably there is not another man
in New England who has had such a
series of surprises in fortnight as
William j. Brown of Belfast Years
ago he had two brothers, Jonathan Nj.
and Levi, the home of the family
being in Searsmont Jonathan en-
tered the navy, and for thirty years
had not been heard from, his family
naturally supposed that he was dead.
Levi at the age of Is sailed away in a
Searsport ship commanded by Captain
Charles Nickles, bound for South
America. For eighteen years he had
been considered dead, as no tidings of
him had ever reached home. A month
ago William was surprised by getting
a letter from South Africa from his
brother Jonathan saying that he was
about to leave on a steamer to visit
his home in Waldo county. He also
stated that he was a rancher and
editor of paper Before the family
had got through talking of this news
William, fortnight later, received an
other letter dated in Australia from
his other supposed dead brother, Levi.
This also stated that Lew was about
to start for his native cline.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30

pray a great while; that does not make
him Christian. A man may resolve on
the reformation of his character, and
have that resolution going a great
while; that does not make him Chris
tan. But the very instant when he
filings his soul on the mercy of Jesus
Christ, that instant is lustration, eman-
cipation, resurrection. Up to that
point he is going in the wrong
direction; after that point he is going
in the right direction. Before that mo-
ment he is child of sin; after that
moment he is child of God Before
that moment devouring the prey; after
that moment dividing the spoil. Five
minutes is as good as five years. My
nearer, you know very well that the
best things you have done you have
done in flash. You made up your
mind in an instant to buy, or to sell,
or TO invest, or to stop, or to start. If
you had missed that one chance you
would have missed it forever Now,
just as precipitate, and quick, and
spontaneous will be the ransom of
your soul. Some morning you were
making calculation. You got on the
track of some financial or social game.
With your pen or pencil you were pur-
suing it, That very morning you were
devouring the prey, but that very night
you were in different mood. You
found that all heaven was offered you.
You wondered how you could get it
for yourself and for your family. You
are dividing peace and comfort, and
satisfaction, and Christian reward in
your soul. You are dividing the spoil.
One Sabbath night, at the close of
the service, | said to some persons:
when did you first become serious
about your soul?" And they told Inc;
Tonight" And / said to others;
"When did you give your heart to
God?" And they said: Tonight"
M aaia - sAu sssssI "Whsn ia
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
OUR WIT AND HUMOR.
CURREN PRODUCTIONS OF
TIE FUNNY FELLOWS.
Illustrated Humor Done by Good Art
ists-A Scene from South African
warfare-Pen Pictures OF Life Every
where.
Hope for Young Poets.

Peddler-One moment, please. You
are a poet, / am told.
Scribbler- Yes, but Ter have not
published very much of my work as
yet.
Exactly. That's why called"
ser? Are you a publisher
mn, sir; / am general agent for one
of the greatest money-saving inven-
lions of the age"
JIM would certainly like to save
money"
'Yes, that's it, and I've got the
thing to enable you to do it. It's a
little rubber stamp with the words
Declined with thanks, on it. You
write Your poem, put it in an envel-
ope, slip in a piece of paper with those
words on it, address the envelope to
yourself, open the envelope, read the
slip, dump the whole business in the
waste basket-and there you are.
You'll save ten times it's cost in post
age stamps every week
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
A CHIN ENJOYS

The pleasant flavor, gentle action md
soothing effects of Syrup of Figs, when in
need of a laxative, and If the father or
mother be costive or bilious, the most graf
flying results follow its use; so that it is
the best family remedy known, and every
family should have bottle on hand.
No problem can be solved by a people
with blazing brains. Ulcers can't think.
When the devil goes to church he does
not always sit on the back seat
1t is more divine to call a scoundrel a
scoundrel than to run for office.
Sometimes when a man airs his views he
raises breeze.
The truth will not down, yet we must
swallow it,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
IF you wish the ightest, sweet
l est, finest cake, biscuit, bread
and rolls, Royal Baking Powders
indispensable in their making.


Mission Sunday School Teacher. =
Benjamin, i was shocked to see you
picking up half-smoked cigarette
on the street as / came down this
morning. You ought not to smoke
the vile things. They are poisonous,
filthy and disagreeable to everybody
around you.
Indignant Waif--I don't smoke no
cig'retter! | gets fifteen cents a
quart fur dc stumps at de factry!"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
Tho simple Truth.

Daniel Webster liked to make re-
marks of a character intended to puz.
gle simple minds Stopping to dinner
one day at country inn on his way
to Marshfeld, he was asked by the
hostess II he usually had good appe-
title. MADAM" answered Webster,
II sometimes eat more than do at
other times; but never less" The in
habitants of the village ~ here this
profound Hibernicism was uttered
have probably been at work ever
since trying to comprehend its exact
YunpHgk
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
German
Syrup"

JUICE ]. B. HILL, OF the Superior
Court, Walker county, Georgia,
thinks enough of German Syrup to
send us voluntarily a strong letter
endorsing it. When men of rank
and education thus use and recon-
mend an article, what they say is
worth the attention of the public.
1t is above suspicion. Il have used
your German Syrup" he says, for
my Coughs and Colds son the Throat
and Lungs. l can recommend it for
them as frst-class medicine. -
Take no substitute. q
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
Sensible Yachting Costume.

Young Lady-Have you bathing
suits here?
Waterman-Yes,m num-
Young Lady-And cork life-pre-
servers
Waterman-Yes, mum. Going sail
ing with some O. these young city
chaps, s'pose, mum.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
InuysS ThiSo

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls CataTrh Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Proprs., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned. have known F. j..
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable IN all business
transaction and financially able to carry
out any obligation made by their firm.
WEST & TRUAX, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, o.
WALDING, KINNAN q MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blooo and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price 75c per bot
tie. Sold by all druggists. Testimonials
free
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30

The new BIOPAThIC System will cure
any acute disease in ore treatment (cure or
no pay) chronic in a few. Fail ure
impossible. Invalids get well and then
learn the system, and get our diploma. At
tain health, wealth and happiness. One or
more Biopaths are needed in every town to
extract the poisons the NJ. d. s give. CO me
or write to DR.. John Shelby, Shelley Block,
Omaha, Neb., for full information.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
Needn't BE Chummy.

Old Brambe-Want to marry my
daughter, do you? Let me say, sir,
that you are not exactly the sort of a
man would like for a son-in-law
Young Gentleman-Well, you are
not the sort of man | would like for
a fathe=-in-law; but, then, you know,
we needn't be chummy unless we
want to.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
A Thoughtless Sister.

Mrs Getthere - Such impudence!
Here's sister Matilda proposing to
come here with both of her children
and make us long visit.
MIR. G.-But you pent half the sum-
mer at her home in the country and
you had four children and a nurse.
Mrs GA different thing alto
gether. She has no servants, but she
knows perfectly well that we have
several and that every one of them
will get mad and leave if the family is
increased.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30
Still Booming.

Eastern Man-How arc things in
Dugout City now?
Western Man-Booming, just n
booming. Why, ] happened to want
little spending money last week,
and it didn't take me half an hour to
get a third mortgage on my house.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-11-30

Mother-What's the matter?
Small Son-Boo-hoo! Johnny Spur
ter was goin' TO lend me his bicycle
every day when he got his new one,
and now it's all smashed up He ran
into sto-stone wall, boo hoo 90!
Mother-l hats bad. Was he
hsrt any?
Small Son-No'm The doctor said
he never knew what killed him.