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The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-04-18

Tho grant. well known and responsible San
Franclsco, haRsas city and Chicago specialists
now over s years IN Montana are physicians and
obstinate and iucurabie diseases, have spent
many years of study and research in the best
Hospitals and Medical Colleges OF this Country,
and have no superior in diagnosing and treat
ing diseases and deiormities. Among the d.
eases with which they have met such wonderful
results. may 30 mentioned -those terrible dis
orders which have resulted in organic weakness,
Nervous Debility, Premature Decline, Impaired
memory, Mentnl Anxiety, absence of Will power,
Melancholy. Weak-back and kindred ailments,
which go often drive to insanity or snicide or
render unit to perform the dulies of Life
Epilepsy cured By nowly discoverei remedies.
Diseases of the Rectum. Piles, Fistula, etc
cured without pan, knife or los. OF time. lis
eases of women. The Doctors have had wonder
fnl success in relieving hundreds of these poor
sufferers. and have perfected home treatment,
by which the patient can treat herself at homo
without the Inconvenience experienced by tho
usual method Of treatment. Diseases Of the
Fever arc durable. Disoases of the Eye and Ear,
are operations performed without pain. granu-
lated Lids cuTel.. bpectales and ltys Giasses oil
the finest Crystal groupdto order and perfectly
adjusted to suit the most cnmplica ed case.
Free examination of ~Urine-bring snmplo. / o
markable cures perfected in cases which have
resisted and been neglected and and unsk,ll
fully treated, no experiment. or failures. |
n case is incurable tho paaient will be 80 inform
ed. CASES treated by mail or sxpree, hut Dor
sonal consultation preferred. Strictly con
hdential and medicines sent to any part of tn
United States.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-04-18
HOUSEHOLD <

On all Linen Towels in stock we shall give a discount this
week of 20 per cent.
On all Linen Table Cloths and Fancy Table Sets, 20 per
cent off. a ra.
On all Linen Napkins and Doylies, 20 per cent off.
On all Table Linens by the yard, a general discount of 10
per cent.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
A WONDERFUL MACHINE.

There is no doubt that man is a fine
mechanism, but like every other ma
chine he wears out by friction. 1t is
said that he is born again every two
or three years. His body is virtually
remade from food. To retard this maxi
ing over is radically wrong, as a man
loses so much vitality in the delayed
process that it takes a long time TO
recuperate. The process of making
anew is so accelerated by purging with
Brandredth's Pills that new man, as
1t were, may be made in two or three
months, and the change in the mechan-
ism is such that the worn out part is
replaced by the new without the usual
running down of the entire machine.
You don't have to stop for repairs.
Purge away with Brandredth's Pills
the old, diseased and worn out body.
They are purely vegetable, absolutely
harmless, and safe to take at any time.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

I
The following deeds to real este
were filed with Recorder Dunbar "
terday:
Silas B. Smith and wife to B. f.
Stevens, five acres at the cor
ner of sections 2S, 29, and 33,
township s north, range 10
west ........ s............,.....$
Van Dusen Investment Co. to I.
l.. Osgood, lot II, block "a,
Van Dusen's Astoria. ...,.,
United States to Knut Larson,
east half of northeast quar-
ter of section q, township Z
north, range 8 west, patent....
Jsmes r. Morrison and wife to
B. A. Seaborg, lots 90, SO, 80,
and S6, block 8, Hustler's AS
torla $500. Recommendations. D
C. S. Dow and wife to Adolph
Rippa, ct. AL, lots / and 2,
block 16, Prospect Park addi-
dit1on .... .................... /
Peter A. Danielson to James H.
Boggess, northeast quarter of
northeast quarter section IL,
and south half of southeast
quarter and southeast quarter
of the northwest quarter of
section 8, township north,
range 6 west, containing 100
acres ........ NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

ONLY THE PUREsT Wines and
liquors are sold at Alex Campbell's
Gem.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The apparatus for the execution of
yesterday, and in the language of one
of those who witnessed the experiment.
ut worked like charm" Reiter. the
condemned man. has as yet shown no
signs of cowardice. On the contrary,
he has said that he is aware many
people are expecting him to show the
white feather" but they will all be
mistaken. 1t is too late now," he says,
ito show signs Of weakness. 1 have
made one great mistake in my life, and
in atonlng for it shall do so with
fortitude."
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
OUR LABOR BUREAU.

Below is a list of persons who de-
sire employment and who ask, con-
jointly with the Astorian, that citizens
shall, whenever possible, employ their
services. Business men and housekeep-
ers are requested to watch this column
every day.
GEORGE r. JACKSON; care Asto-
rian; any kind of work.
e. b. HATHERLEY; care of Astor
house; carpentering or wood cutting.
MRS. ANNIE OLSEN; care Astorian;
housecleaning, washing, scrubbing.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
A SURE CURE FOR PILES.

Itching Piles are known by moisture
like persplratlon, causing intense itching
when warm. This form, as well as Blind,
Bleeding or Protruding, yield at once to
DR.. Bosankos Pile Remedy which acts
directly on the parts affected, absorbs
tumors, allays itching and effects a
permanent cure. SOC. Druggist or mail
Circulars free. DR.. Bosanko, 329 Arch
street, Philadelphia, Pa. Sold by j. w.
Conn
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

There is no risk taken by joining
Hills lot clubs. Everybody gets the
full value of their money.
Leave orders at Portland Butchering
Cos. markets for Wasco county corn
fed turkeys; something extra. Full
supply of geese and chickens.
The Third street Coffee and Oyster
house will remove to 474 Third street
(the Monogram Cigar Store) on Sat
urday. Chicken dinner p. m. on that
date. Private rooms for parties.
All the patent medicines advertised
in this paper, together with the choic-
est perfumery, and toilet articles, etc.
can be bought at the lowest prices at
J. w. COnn's drug store, opposite Oc-
eident Hotel. Atoria-
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
Personal MENTION.

Capt. j. A. Brown, of Portland, is in
the city.
A Gibbons came in from Glenwood
yesterday.
j. B. Bridgeford, of Bay City, was in
town yesterday.
c. w. Van Tuyle, of Ilwaco, is regis
tered at the Occident.
Wade Hampton Smith came over
fIom Fort Clatsop yesterday.
Jas. Griffiths, of Port Townsend, ar
rived in this city yesterday.
j. Howerton, of Ilwaco, was among
the guests at the Occident yesterday.
DR.. S. H. Frazier, of Portland, was
among the arrivals in town yesterday.
Customs Inspector Raleigh, of Port
land, came down on the steamer Sig
nal yesterday.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
Agents Wanted.

Gold and silver can be made easily
by active men and women. Secure an
agency Immediately for AMERICAS
WONDERLANDS" the fastest SELL
ing book since Grants Memoirs. A
verltable boom has set in on this book,
and success is knocking at your very
door.
$40 beautiful pictures, (over 300 full
page pictures) in tints, by new pro-
cess. 200 pages of stirring text by the
celebrated writer and traveller j. w.
Bucl, equal to 5000 pages Of an ordi-
nary book.
This beautiful work Is gotten up as
memorial of the Columbian year, and
touches an American chord In every
home in the land.
Popular prices. Territory worth
farm, going rapidly. Send at once $1.00
for prospectus, and application for ex
elusive agency to THE j. DEWING
co. San Francisco Cal.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
1T MAY DO AS MUCH FOR YOU.

Mr.. Fred Miller, of Irving, ILL.,, writes
that he had severe kidney trouble
for several years, with severe pains In
his back and also that his bladder was
affected. He tried many so-called Kid
ney cures, but without any good re-
suit. About a year ago he began the
Use of Electric Bitters and found re-
lief at once. Electric Bitters is espe-
cially adapted to cure of all Kidney and
Liver troubles, and often gives almost
instant relief. One trial will prove our
statement. Price, only so cents for
large bottle, at Chas. Rogers drug
store.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

Anything in the line of gents furn-
ishing goods, in the newest styles, can
be had from p. A. Stokes & Co. during
the present month, at prices never be-
fore equalled.
Don't go to Portland to buy your
tickets for the "Old Country" and the
East when you can get them for the
same price at the Union Pacific office
in this city, and thereby save your To-
cal fare to Portland.
Doing business on the installment
plan; pay the installments when you
get ready. That is the system 1 have
been compelled to do business on for
two years, and expect to continue un-
till we get a railroad. No one can beat
me in giving easy terms. B. f. Allen,
571 Third street.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
A QUARTER CENTURY TEST.

For a quarter of a century DIR. Kings
New Discovery has been tested, and the
millions who have received benefit from
properties in all diseases of Throat,
Chest and Lungs A remedy that has
stood the test so long and that has
given so universal satisfaction is no
experiment. Each bottle is positively
guaranteed to give relief, or the money
will be refunded. 1t is admitted to be
the most reliable for Coughs and Colds.
Trial bottles free at .Chas. Rogers drug
store. Large size SO cents and $1.0O.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
c. R. f. P. U. NOTICE.

Regular monthly meeting Of the Col
tmbla River Flshermen's Protective
Union will be held at their reading
ooms Tuesday, December s, 1893, at
{ 80 p. m. sharp. Business of Import
ance to be transacted. Members i'll
good standing are requested to be pres
ent and to have their book or receipt
along. SOFUS JENSEN, Sec.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

Justice Cleveland has decided the
case of Ross & Writ VS.. the City of
Astoria in favor of the plaintiff. It is
understood the case will be appealed.
The suit grew out of the issuing of a
permit by ex-Auditor Jewett to prop,
erty owner who wished to personally
let a contract for the improvement of
certain portion Of public street
ehargeable to him. The contract was
let to Ross & Writ, and the property
owner left the state. Subsequently the
property in question was bought in by
the city at a delinquent tax sale, and
Ross & Writ claimed that the city was
liable for the amount due them.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

Rare bargains in jewelry are being
offered daily by H. Ekstrom. Any ar
ticle in the store can be had at cost
price
The Coffee House, 522 Third street;
best place for chops and steaks: oys-
ters by the quart; received daily and
always fresh.
Wagner e Co. have a new line of
souvenir spoons. Watch, clock and jew
elry repairing speciality Opposite the
Astorian office.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
HELP THE SICK.
Services in the Presbyterian Church
Aid for the Portland Hospital.

Thanksgiving services will be held in
the Presbyterian church tomorrow at
II a. m, BY special request Rev. j. w.
Bushong will preach the sermon. 1t is
also agreed between the churches unit
ing that the contribution shall go TO
the Portland Hospital This institution
is dispensing $500 monthly in assisting
the sick, without respect to religion,
nativity, or residence of the needy, and
is justly considered by all to be well
worthy of support. Everybody is re-
uuested to bring rsend some offering.
Fruits, vegetables, potatoes, canned
goods. of any description, clothing, etc,
will be acceptable.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

Water colors, crayons, and sepias
crayons, copying and enlarging, a spe-
cialty at Crows gallery, Third street.
Sportsman intending to purchase
their winters supply of ammunition
should communicate with Foard &
Stokes before purchasing elsewhere.
Those desirous of furnishing houses
can find as good bargains at G. V.
Porter's as at any other store in the
Northwest. Give him trial and prove
it.
With the wet weather comes an in
creasing demand for seasonable shoes,
and the best place to get a fine pair
made to order is at Fred Olsen's, Olney
street.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
THE ASTORIA SWINGS BANK

Acts as trustee for corporations and
individuals. Deposits solicited.
Interest will be allowed on savings
deposits as follows:
On ordinary savings books, 4per cent
rer annum.
On term savings books, per cent per
annum.
On certificates of deposit:
For three months, 4 per cent per an
Lum.
For six months, per cent per annum
For twelve months, 6 per cent per
annum.
l. W. CASE. President
j. Q. A. BOWLBY. Vice President
FRANK PATTON. 49,. Cashier
DIRECTORS:
|. w. Case, ]. @. A. Bowlby, Gust,
Holmes, Benz. Young, a. S.
Reed, f. j. Taylor
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

Mr.. ]. j. Keil, Sharpsburg, Pa.
Dear Sir: am glad to say a good
word for Krause's Headache Capsules.
After suffering for over three years
with acute neuralgia and it's consequent
insomnia (Which seemed to BATTLE the
efforts of some of our best physlcians)
you suggested this remedy which gave
me almost instant relief. Words fail
to express the praise should like to
bcstow on Krause's Headache Capsules.
Gratefully Yours,
MRS. Il. r. HOLMES,
Montrose Pa.
For sale by Chas, Rogers, Astoria, Or,
sole agent
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
An $50 lot for 50.

An $50 lot FOR 81.
Groceries cheap for cash at Howell
& Wards.
The Belmont cigar can be had at
Chas. Olsen's.
All groceries sold at bottom prices
for cash at Howell & Wards.
Meany is the leading tailor and pays
the highest cash price for fur skins
For 50, lot is delivered every week
to the buyer in Hills First addition.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

For all kinds of job printing, go to
Del. Ferguson, upstairs, Astorian build
ing
Lovers of good cigar can always
find mild, fresh Belmonts at Chas. o.
sens
For Sale-Three good lots at Smiths
Point. A bargain. Address A. B., this
Office.
Hills First addition is located in the
centre Of the city. Lots are now selling
in 1t for 81.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

Get your hemlock wood for 1925 per
cord delivered, at the Astoria Wood
yard. Satisfaction guaranteed.
The City Chop House and Restaurant
at 4lO Second street is open day and
night Everything first-class. Nothing
put white labor. John Dragolich, Pror.
Theo. Bracker keeps varied and
choice assortment of cigars, tobaccos,
playing cards, cutlery, stationery, pipes,
amber goods, etc.
The finest and most extensive line of
blue and white steel enameled ware
ever displayed in Astoria, has been
received at Foard e. Stokes
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The Norwegian bark Ophelia arrived
down from Portland yesterday.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The Cuthona received 36s. Sd. per ton
for taking wheat to the United King
dom, of Is. Sd. less if to direct port.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The steamer Truckee sailed for San
Francisco yesterday. She took 81 bar
rels and 81 half barrels of salmon,
which was shipped by Fisher Bros.
The Truckee did not go to Portland,
nearly all her freight on the last trip
having been for local merchants.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The Union Pacific is said to have
charged the British ship Parthenope,
$2SOO for towing her off the sands near
Tanzy Point when the vessel lost one
Of her anchors last week.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The ships Invercoe and Cambusken-
meth will be down from Portland before
the expiration of the present week.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The California Miner says there is
more of boom in gold mining in Cal
ifornia than there has been in twenty
years. In Grass Valley and Nevada
City, Nevada county, Forbestown,
Butte county, and few other promi-
nent places, the hotels are so full that
the guests have to take their chances
on cots in the halls, etc. People are
coming from all directions looking for
gold mines. They arr not only coming
from Colorado, Utah. Montana, Nevada
Idaho and Washington, but from the
large cities of the East also. There
are men, too, from France and Eng
land, and from Mexico and Central
America. Gold mines are in demand,
and there are more of them in that
state than in any other part of the
&C ointment. The large majority of the
claims are still undeveloped, and need
capital to make them remunerative.
The people have been looking for this
capital for long time, and now it has
come and is coming.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The British ship VallSyrie, 2137 tons,
Captain Maitland, arrived in yesterday
from San Diego in ballast. She was
26 days from that port.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The British bark Cumbrian 1858 tons,
arrived in port yesterday from San
Diego after a passage Of twenty-eight
days. She came in ballast, and went
up the river shortly after her arrival
here.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

Clerk Trenchard has completed the
transcript in the case of the state of
Oregon VS.. John Hansen.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

Nick Davich's launch Elida was at
tached yesterday at the instance of
Palmer & Rey, of Portland.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The Uppertown sidewalk, facetiously
referred to as the election sidewalk"
which was lifted by the high tide a few
days ago, can be repaired at a small
cost Superintendent of Streets Chad
wick says $40 will be sufficient to re-
pair all damage.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
HOUSEKEEPING.

A respectable elderly woman would
keep house for man of good habits,
bachelor or widower no children. Ad-
dress, Housekeeper, care Astorian.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
BOARD WANTED.

WANTED-.Board where instruction
in any English branch, bookkeeping,
or shorthand will be taken in payment.
Good references. Address Teacher, care
Astorian
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The barge Ludlow was brought down
the river yesterday in tow of the steam
er Vulcan.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The Belle of Bath sailed yesterday.
She was taken out by Pilot Doig, and
did not require the services of a tug.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

Collector Page has appointed ] H.
Bridgeford to the position of Deputy
collector of customs at Tillamook.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The steamer Cascades brought down
three barge loads of rock for the jetty
on Monday night.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

Quinlin Lodge, No. 1870, B. P. o. E.,
held meeting last evening. Five ap-
plications for membership were re-
ceived, and two were initiated.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The British ship Poseidon sailed yes
terday for Falmouth for orders with a
cargo of wheat.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The British bark Amulree, 1859 tons.
is on the list of vessels bound for this
port She comes from San Pedro.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The steamer Signal arrived down
from Portland yesterday and crossed
out, bound for Vancouver, B. c.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
THE TIDES FOR TODAY.

High water-5;5S a. m. az feet) $50
p. m. as feet.)
Low water-l1;55 p. m. (S.5 feet.)
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

Mince meat, cranberries, and large
variety Of choice holiday groceries al
Ross, Higgins & Co.'S.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
THANKSGIVING.
A GOOD WORD.

Boiled cider, sweet cider, popcorn,
nuts, at Foard & Stokes.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
ABOUT THE CITY.

The Ida Hazel returned from Port
land yesterday.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The British ship VIM. Mitchell will
arrive down today from Portland.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29

The steamer South Coast crossed out
yesterday morning for San Francisco.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
ROOM MoULD1NGs.
MlNcE MEAT.

A fine new stock of room mouldings
at ]. W. Crows.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
UNCLAIMED LETTERS.
List of Letters Unclaimed at the As
toria Postoffice.
In applying for the letters referred
to herein, state when advertised.

to herein, state when advertised.
Advertised November %, 1893.
Anderson, Mrs l. 2 Barg, Oskar
Carrie, Wiley Elmer, Theodore
Ferchen, j NJ Foster, Miss Lille
Harrington, Nellie Herren, Mrs NJ
johnson, Capt A Hoy, Chas Lee
Malloy, Daniel Mattson, Mrs. Tina
Mccullough, John Moore, Miss Nellie
Newstrom, Mr. Prahl, ]
Rawlings, Will Reid, Mrs Mary H
San, Sanders Sale, s Il
MrsAnnie Steele, Carl S
Wilson, Charley Wilson, Mrs Dora
Wilson, P Winlluri, Karl
FOREIGN LIST.
Nylund, Gustaf Pontynen, Martti
Ruokoja, Lyander Wallee, S P
JAS. w. HARE, P. NJ.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
"a TALENTED EDITOR"

Gentlemen:-I had occasion to use
several boxes of Krause's Headache
Capsules while travelling to Chicago to
attend the National Democratic Con-
vention. They acted like a charm in
preventing headaches and dizziness.
Have had very little headache since
my return, which is remarkable.
Yours, respectfully,
JOHN u. SHAFFER,
Ed. Remove (Pa.) Record
For sale by Chas. Rogers, Astoria,
Or, sole agent.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
HOLIDAY GOODS.

See what Foard & Stokes have in
this line before buying elsewhere.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-11-29
BEVERAGES.

FINE WINES AND LIQUORS-Call
at August Danielson's Sample Rooms.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1893-07-21
he WAS SUSPENDED,

A boy in the Wichita schools has
been suspended for reading the follow
ing essay on pants: Pants are made
for men and not men for pants, Women
are made for men and not for pants.
When man pants for a woman and a
woman pants for man, they are q
pair Of pants. Such pants don't last.
Pants are like molasses; they are thin
ner in hot weather and thicker in cold.
The man in the moon changes his
pants during the eclipse, Don't you
60 to the pantry for pants, YOU might
be mistaken. Men are often mistaken
in pants. Such mistakes make
brooches Of promise. There has been
much discussion as to whether pants
is singular or plural. Seems to us
when men wear pants they are plural,
and when they don't wear them they
are singular. Men go on q tear in their
pants, and it is all right; but when the
pants gojon a tear it is all wrong.