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SOME HAPPY MOMENTS

When in poker you draw and I'LL a
When an aching tooth elopes with the
dentists forceps.
When you deposit the last hundred
dollars which makes your bank account
a million.
When the nurse says it's a boy and a
perfect picture OF yourself.
When in a lawsuit you are In the
wrong and the jury finds In your favor:
When after a two hours political
speech a good friend gives you a
When you learn that your sole creditor
has defaulted and a~bsconded.
When you awake from a nightmare in
which you are on the point of being
murdered.
When, you. pocket the eighth ball in
pyramid pool.
When a bartender hands you back 10
cents too much.
When the conductor overlooks you
and neglects to collect your fare.
When your. wife goes shopping and has
her pocket picked OF 30 cents.
When your best girl orders canvas
back duck and the waiter informs you
that there are none left.
When you've forgotten your latch kew
at 3 A. NJ. and somebody is coming out
OF the front door OF your lodgjng-house
When you've two girls In tow and find
D~elnonico's closed and only a beer and
sandwich place open.
When our tailor doesn't ask a de-
post in advance.
When your iceman is in the clutches
OF the sheriff.
When a man behind you loses the
train you catcn.-Hallo.
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H M0T0RMAN'S LOT.
His Job Locks Easy Enough. but 10
Is Not All Cakes and Ale"

To one who has never tried It nothing
seems simpler than running an electric
car, says the Boston Transcript. There
are a good many simpler things, how
ever, and as a matter of fact some men
who want jobs as motormen on the
street railway have to give up because
they canont learn to handle the car.
In the first place. considerable strength
Is required to manipulate the brake
properly, and in the nexr place there Is
handle one way and the crank for shut
ting off the power the other way at
the same time that Is not easy to
learn.
The local railroad has no regular
run electric cars, blu 1t has a reg
business, and every new mar has to go
through 2 certain line of training before
he Is allowed to take charge of a car.
When a man apples for a position az
list. and when the company begins to
get a little short oil men ard his turn
comes round he is sent for and put on
For about M,eu o two % days .ys S sep stands on m the
front platform of the car and watches
the drive. manipulate the brake and
turn the current on and on.
After he has learned this and become
familiar with all the curves and switches
he is allowed to try his hand at running
the ar. The first thing he does after
wonder how long II viii take him to
bring 1t to a standstill after a passenger
has signalled that he wants to get of.
He begins to swea.. and before a car
and Is glad to give up to his teacher.
This goes on for o a day. or until
the, new man gets a little confidence.
Of stopping the car 50 QUICKLY snt hat 'e Il
will bring The passengers off their feet
In addition 10 this, he is obliged to
gain a suficient knowledge OF the con-
pair slight breaks and put in burned
out fuses. 1t Is usually about two
weeks before he is competent to take
care OF a car alone, and even then he
can learn something more about rum
one every day.
The evening world., 1893-11-08
REUSED THE CAPITOL ECHOES.
An Unknown Vocalist Who Sang Q
Ballad in the Rotunda.

1t happened during the long vacation.
before Congress convened, that. an un-
known lady strolled into the rotunda of
the Capitol. There was no one about but
the guide and a few tourists, and a
couple of friends who were with the un-
known suggested to her that she try
the acoustics of the hall.
At first she. demurred, says the Wash
ington Post, but the idea seemed to fas-
cinate her. AS she stood silent for a
moment, as IL waiting for her accom-
paniment, something In her easy pose
suggested familiarity with the foot
lights.
easily and unaffectedly as a bird-and
such singing! 1t was only a simple old
ballad, but the voice was pure and clear,
lent. But this was not all.
The echoes of the great dome awoke
and Joined in the song until 1t seemed
magnifed and expanded into a whole
great chorus. The guarcs and guides
crowded in to hear this impromptu
concert, and even the anxious sight
seers, who had allotted fifteen minutes
1t was grand, 1t was inspiring, and
the singer seemed to enjoy this realiza-
ton of her art. which she could never
attain in an ordinary hall. When she
paused a round of applause awoke other
echoes until 1t sounded like the tribute
of a great audience.
And then the singer. realizing her
situation, departed.
Who she was no one at the Capitol
the doorkeepel. saying that she had
sung in many halls, but none like this.
ave rise to the surmise that she was
not unknown to fame.
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ECHOES OF ELECTION DAY.
Many Police Cases Disposed OF ~
thS Tombs To-Day.

The Tombs Police Court presented the
usual post-election appearance this
morning. The line OF DRINKS and disor-
derlies was about twice the ordinary
length. and a lot Of boys, whom the po-
lice had captured while stealing ash-bar-
rels, stoop ratings, doors and other NOV
able woodwork for building election bon
fires. were also in court.
one OF the boys, Frank Lapere, a
twclve-year-old Italian, OF 80 Park street,
had even broken into II vacan house in
his search for combustibles, and was
captured by Officer O'Rourke. His sis
ter pleaded for him, and Justice Meade
let him 20 with a reprimand.
Jerry Moriarity, Frank La Membo and
Domenico Laghambo, who were arrested
BY the Oak street police last night. or
suspicion OF having engaged in n shoot
ing ARRAY, several shots having been
heard, were discharged this morning by
Justice Meade. because there was no evi-
dence against them.
Edwari Manning, Of 1877 Calm ne sire 4,
VINO was arrested Monday night for steal.
ing a roll Of cloth from the E~ponginE es-
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LONG ROW OF CORN.
But Not as Long as the Conscience
OF the Man who Told OF II,

The drummer and his friend were
ing.car, says the Buffalo Express. The
train passed an old man who was la
~boriously hoeing some corn which he
had planted on a strip of land between
the track and the fence.
That said the drummer. pointing
to the patch OF corn, reminds me of a
funny thing that happened out In Ne
braska once"
We'll" said the friend after a two
minute pause, I'm waiting to hear
about It,"
The drummer lighted a fresh cigar
n began: There was an old man who
lived out on the line of the Chicago,
Burlington and QUINCY forget lust
where. but the exact location don't mat
ter much. He had done. the railroad
some service and he asked them If they
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M'KINLEY'S SWEEP.
Early Morning Indications Of a
Plurality Of 10000,
Massachusetts Republican by a
Margin Of So, 600.
Judge Gary Elected and Altsela
Rebuked in Chicago.
(Ry Associated Press

COLUMBUS, O., Nov. S.-Persons who
receive and handle election returns, in
Guiding Gov. Mckinley. were up until
I o'clock this morning, and will be in bed
until late in the forenoon.
The Ohio Legislature will be Repub-
lican by about twenty-three In both
houses.
The proposed Constitutional amend
ments, one to permit the General AS
sembly to tax franchises, such as the
Pullman cars. telephone IN telegraph
companies, &c, and to divide the big
counties. such as Hamilton. Franklin
and C~uyahoga. into Legislative districts,
were swamped for want OF attention,
so greatly was the public mind fixed
on voting for Mckinley. He carried
this county, franklin, which always
was Democratic, and also Mr.. Outh-
waite's district, by over 1000 majority.
Cleveland carried 1t last yea by LOO.
Chilliciothe. home of Neal, gave Nc
Kinley a plurality. The Democrats never
lost II before. Several counties nave
been carried by Republicans for the
first time.
After midnight there was a ~rousing
hitt'lhb At NV SNuNE liShGN' IVA
by Boutelle. of Maine, Horr and Clay
Evans. ,
Horn and Evans. in reviewing the les
sons of the election, referred to Mckin-
ley as the coming leader, and in Bou-
telle's fine tribute to Ohio and Maine
always pulling together 1t was generally
understood that consideration was
shown to e~x-Speaker Reed.
At Democratic State Headquarters to,
day, the result as to Governor is con,
coded to be such as to give them nc
cause for looking after returns.
Chairman Dick, of Republican State
Headquarters. has later unofficial re-
turns indicating that McKinley's plural
ity is between 10000 and $4,000. the larg-
est in the history OF the State. except
In 1863 when Brough had over 100. O0C
over Vallindigham, then al exile in Can
ada
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Ihomss u. Robertson, Republican, In
the ryenty-seventh District, after q
very close contest, by an apparent piu-
rsiity OF ABOUT 600 votes, with W cleo
ton districts to hear from.
The night in the Twenty-first DISTRICT
was a thr~ee-cornered one, and very
close between Moses Herman. Tam
many's man, and Otto Irving Wise, Re
publican. James Brooke Leavitt was
run as an Independent by the Good Gov
eminent Club, but was not In 1t.
A report was current this afternoon
that Police Justice Paddy" Divvers's
district, the banner Second, had voted
1,SoO more men than were registered.
A comparison of the vote n registra-
ton proves the report untrue, but 1t
shows that Judge Diver didn't let
many of his followers neglect their duty.
Tho registration was 3,493 and the
vote almost up to those figures,
Mr.. Croker had predicted a plurality
of about 10000 in this city for Maynard.
and from advicea received from Kings
County he was led to expect that the plu-
rality for that gentleman in the two
counties would be very close to 100000.
But Kings County also scratched the
election-returns juggler, and instead of
giving him a plurality piled up one of al
most 10000 for his opponent-more than
half that given to Maynard in New York
County.
The following tables show the vote by
Assembly Districts cast IN this city for
Secretary Of State and for JudGeship OF
the Court OF Appeals.
o SECRETARY OF STATE.
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would give him the right to till a little
Of the land along the track and next
The Chicago, Burlington and Quincy
P FSinpet bT Wef thew 9p GSnIS no 70 rs this sort ,St of q
fellow very well, so they picked out a
particularly rocky and narrow place,
where the land was but about three
feet in width, and told him he could
much of the land as he liked.
THE old fellow thanked them very
kindly and went out to look at the land.
He. thought, that 1t would be of decent
hundred yards he could raise enough
to support him and his family during
the Winter. When he came to see the
narrow place he was mad as blazes. but
he didn't say a word, He borrowed a
he p~loughed up one furrow along the track
for III miles, dropped IN corn and had
his boy cover 1t up as he went along.
It tex him a good while, but when
corn III miles long alongside the track"
The friend whistled. Didn't the COM
pany kick?" he asked.
"Kick% s%a!ueried the drummer. "how
How'd the old man come out?"
Bully. The corn averaged twenty
bushels to the mile, and he made a nice
little pot of money.
true said the friend. after a few mo-
tits true as gospel" insisted the
drummer, and what's more, the old
The friend thought for ten miles.
finally he said: How'd he get around
the stations In that III miles?"
Huh" said the drummer. that was
easy enough. He planted garden-sass in
those places and kept himself in spend
ing money!"
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PECKHA IS JUBILANT.
His Committeeman May, as Individ.
uals. Prosecute Illegal Voters.

Wheeler II. Peckham. Chairman OF
the Committee OF Fifty, appointed at the
Cooper Union anti-Maynard meeting,
was in a happy frame of mind this
morning. Regarding the prosecution of
Illegal voters. he said he did not see
how the Committee could do anything.
He did not know what evidence 1t had.
The Committee had achieved the oh
iects for which It was appointed. and
was now practically out of existence.
1t was possible that some individual
members might see fit to cause some
arrests, but he did not think the Com
mittee itself would do so.
Mr.. Peckham. felt jubilant over the
defeat of Maynard, but he declined to
express himself further than that II
was More than satisfactory"
He had many callers. who extended
their congratulations on the work the
Committee had performed.
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STECKLER WINS A DINNER.
He Proved a Good Guesssr ard Ex'
Senator Platt viii Buy Il.

Ex-senator Thomas C. Plat will have
to buy Charles Steckler a dinner as a
result OF the election. Mr.. Steckler and
Senator Plat were talking about proba-
BILE majorities before the election.
81 don't think Maynard's plurality will
be more that. $4,000 or 30,e00," said Mr..
Steckler, and I predict also that the
Seventh District will go for Bartlett
III you prove to be a good guesser III
buy you a dinner" answered the ex-
Senator.
Mr.. Steckler's guess showed him to be
a very close inc shrewd observer for a
nan who says he is M longer In poll.
tics.
game OF politics In this campaign. They
didn't make any noise, but they made
their influence felt in the right direc,
ton. as the vote for Bartlett in the
Seventh District shows.
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JUDGE GARY IS ELECTED.
Republican Judicial Tickes Succeeds
in Chicago.

CHICAGO. ILL.,. Nov. s.-The revision
to-day OF election returns shows that the
Republicans elected their entire judicial
tickets, with the possible exception of
Craft. with Judge Gary In the lead.
Craft was identified to some extent
with the Socialists here.
The Republicans showed gains
throughout the city and county over
the Presidential vote OF last year, and
in addition, Gary. who presided at the
Haymarket Anarchists trial and who
was opposed by Gov. Altgeld's influence,
received many Democratic votes.
In the fight for County commissioners
the result is somewhat in doubt, and
It may require the official count to de-
eide which party is in the lead. 1t is
apparent, however. that the Board of
Commissioners will be a mixed one.
Gary's plurality Is estimated at 5000.
although enthusiastic Republicans place
It as high as l5,O00. The remainder Of
the Republican ticket is probably from
1000 to 1900 behind Gary's lead.
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CONTROL OF THE CONVENTION.
Republicans Have 1t and VIII Profit
Thereby.

The election Of n majority OF the dele
gates to the Constitutional Convention by
the Republicans will al from the Demo-
Gratis the political advantage they hoped
TO have gained If in control of the Con-
vention, and which they have fought
years TO obtain.
The Democrats expected to increase by
constitutional enactment the number Of
Assembly and Senate Districts, of which
/ there ara now l2s Of the former and 80 of
pc latter.
BY the reapportionment hat was to
4 follow the Democratic cities were to
have been given the largest number OF
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The PRUSSIAN ELECTIONS.
Conservatives and Agrarlans Gain
While Liberals Lose.
my Associated Press.)

BERLIN, Nov. S-The election returns
complete show the election of l49 Con
servatives, 80 Free-Conservat1ves. 80 Ma
tional-Liberals. 81 Centrists. II Freisin-
nige-Volks-partei, 8 Freisinnige-Union, 2
Danes. is Poles. . Farmers Alliance. l
Guelph and l Independent.
The result of the election shows a
noteworthy increase OF Conservative and
Agrarian elements at the expense of
the Liberals.
The Conservatives have gained twenty
three members: the ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
5; the Poles, 3; the Free-Conservatives
nave lost I. the Centrists have lost s;
the F~reisinnige parties 2, and other
parties show a decrease of 3.
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Uses Of PArrota.

From Street a Smiths Good News)
Hell asked your parrot II she wanted
a cracker, u l couldn't quite make out
her reply.
She-Polly speaks very indistinctly At
times. Perhaps she was trying to say
that she preferred chocolates.
He-Um-In bring a box next time
and see.
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Total. 1872, oss 40. 539 2,315 $50 7,652
Following are the successful candi-
dates in this city and county:
JUDGE OF COMMON PLEAS.
Miles Beach, Dem.
JUDGES OF CITY COURT,
]. NJ. Fitzsimons, Dem: Lewis j. Con-
SURROGATE.
4 ]. II. V. Arnold. Dem.
COMPTROLLER,
Ashbel p. Fitch, Dem.
SHERIFF.
Charles NJ. Clancy, Dem.
l DISTRICT-ATTORNEY,
John r. Fellows, Dem.
CoRONERS.
E. ns "; Fitzpatrick Dem; W. H. Dooo''
COMMISSIONERS OF STREETS. 23D
AND 24TH WARDS.
Louis +. Haffen. Dem.
DELEGATES TO THE CONSTITU-
TIONAL CONVENTION.
The following Democratic delegates to
the Constitutional Convention have been
, elected in the Senatorial Districts In this
I. william c. whitney. Wright Hol-
comb DE Lancey Nicoll, John NJ. Bow
ers. Arthur u. Williams,
8. John Bigelow, Frank T. Fitzgerald,
Leonard A. Giegerich. Elliot SANFORD.
.. Joseph. NJ. ohmeis. Joseph Koch.
Charles GoeIler. Aaron Herzberg, Henry
10. Gideon ]. Tucker, Delos McCurdy.
Charles II. Truax, William q. Titus and
James Mclaughlin.
II. Robert f. Deyo. NJ. Marley Plat
EEK, Francis Forbes, Nelson j.. Water
bury, William p. Burr.
70. Nelson Smith, William Mem.
Speer, Jacob Marks. John d. Crimmins.
David Mcclure.
Is. Andrew II. Green. Thomas Gil
lsran. Joseph l. Green. Eugene Durnin.
IA. Charles w. Dayton. Michael J.
Mulqueen. John A. Deadly, Stephen S.
Blake, Chauncey s. Truax.
The election for State Senators and
Asssemblymen in the county resulted in
the selection of the following:
SENATOR'S.
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Local News in Brief.

Julian Giles. an engineer, who was found noir.
ishing a loaded revolver In One Hundred and Sew
enty- seventh street last night, was committed In
the Morrisanis Court this morning for examination
as to his sanity.
August Weber. n waiter, who was discharged
from Bellevue Hospital Yesterday. became intoXl-
Gated later, and stole a horse and wagon from In
front Of the hospital. He was held for trial In
Essex Market Court this morning.
The evening world., 1893-11-08
Weather Forecast

Weather forecast for the t~hiriy-Six hours ending
at S O'Clock to- morrow evening; Cloudy. followed
by rain tonight, slightly colder; winds becoming
high. northWesterly.
The following record shows the changes In the
temperature during the morning hours, as indi-
Gated by the Thermometer at PeTry's pharmacy;
M. .46i6 A. NJ. 400 A, NJ, ,SI2 M. S.
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GREEN HALGE BY $4,000.
The Republican Plurality Grows In
Massachusetts,.

BOSTON, Nov. s..-Three hundred and
forty-six of ISL cities and towns of Mas
sachusetts give for Governors:
Greenhalge (Rep), 100. 272: Russell
Oem.). LIS. 375; Banks CPro.), S,o53. Re-
publican plurality. "a, s97.
The same towns, in 1891, CAV Allen
(Rep), 14s, 706: Russell Dem.), 155. 6lS.
Democratic plurality, 5,9l2.
A net Republican gain of 40, 500.
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INCOMING STEAMERS.
DUE TODAY.
Ethiopia, Glasgow Oct. IS.
Schiedam. Amsterdam Oct. rs.
Roland. Bremen Oct. 90.
Lisnacrieve. Shields Oct. %.
w%aeSland. Antwerp Oct rs.
Lain, Bremen Oct. 81.
Seneca, Havana Nov. I.
DUE TOMORROW.
Gothia, Hamburg Oct. 20.
Colombia. Colon Nov. 3.
Dubbledam, Rotterdam oct. rs.
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Representatives to Offset the Republican
majoriu.s in the country districts.
The Republicans for years persistently
refused to pass the Constitutional Con-
vention law for this very reason. Now
they are the masters of the situation
and will reap the benefit.
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Willing to Oblige.

FrOm TRUTH
Tramp threateningly to lady OF the
house)-Fill me up quick now-old scraps
-anything-I'm in a hurry.
Lady producing shotgun)-Very well.
VIII old iron scraps do. or shall l load
UP with buckshot? Can you walt?
The evening world., 1893-11-08
Civil Marriage Bill Becomes Law in
Hungary.

wv NFsVVTHVFT TTTbHT
VIENNA. Nov. S.--The Emperor. as
King of Hungary. signed the Civil Mar
riage bill after n long interview with
DIR. Werkerle, the Minister OF Finance
OF Hungary.
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po,,c.ms, Wallis Addiction.

Pa,rolman Thomas Wall, Of the Twenty.third
Precinct, was seized with an ~epileptic At this
morning while on board a Third avenue ~ train
at Twenty eighth street station. He was removed
to pelleYue HOSPITAL.
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Twer-ty. EIGHT Cases OF Cholera in
TUNE.

nv Associated Press)
TUNIS, Nov. s.-Twenty-eight cases Of
cholera have occurred here during the
past forty-eight hours.
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tablishment of Harris Levy. at 142 Cen.
tire street, was arraigned this morning
and held for trial.
The evening world., 1893-11-08

BE sure and use MRS. WISsLOW's SOOTHING
SYRUP for your children while teething. 25c. =.
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Knew Him Wei.

From Judged
"Downy is always borrowing trouble"
Yes; and I'll bet four dollars he never
pays II back"
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H.. 0'NEILL & CO.,
9Th Ave., 10Th to 2lst ST.

Persian Lamb capes. superior quality. $40 to $50
less than regular retail pricen C. C. Shayne. 12t
and 1876 West AID at.
The evening world., 1893-11-08

Fur lined circulars and wraps. which are fash
ionAhle In Europe and are becoming 80 here,
manufactured by c Z. Shayne. l2i and 1875 West
.2d IT,, ;3S. $50, Is6, SIS and 800. Sable and
mink lined. with the expensive trimming Of Rus
siIl sable. $500. $3.50 and 81. 900.
The evening world., 1893-11-08

FLISI gives the best FuRSIrrRE for the least
money. stores l04 West l4th ST. -
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OUTGOING STEAMERS.
6AILE TO-DAY.
Andes. Gonaives.
Majestic, Liverpool.
Nacoochee. Savannah.
Noordland. Antwerp.
Paris, Southampton
Iemassee. Charleston.
Yucatan. Havana
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Milh9u's CalIsa VA is n wheIeseme tonic.
Be not deceived by imitntors. 1B3 B way. ~
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Notwithstanding the Silver bill has been re-
pealed, money is scarce. I have made a large re-
duction in the prices Of my entire stock Of fura
c. C. Shayne. l24 West t2d st.
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TO SAIL TOMORROW.
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&C. I. Bood 4 Co., Lowell. Mass;
Gentlemen i am very happy to write to
you that l have been taking Hoods SArsapa-
rilla for cstarrh with great success. ] have
been troubled with this complaint for over
ten years, with dull headsche nearly al. the
time. After taking three bottles OF Hoods
sarsaparil!a, l am cured OF cstarrh and clear
OF the headache Twas also troubled with a
tcalp disease, which was very annoyin g four
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would give him the right to till a little
Of the land along the track and next
The evening world., 1893-11-08
SHIPPING NEWS.
ALMANAC FOR TO-DAY.
PORT OF NEW YORK.

o md Eastern standard time subtract four
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To the Patriotic Citizens of Texas:

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