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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
seventy five Commissions, A Thrilling
Experience.
There is no one but at some period

There is no one but at some period in
life has an experience that stands out
prominently beyond all others. Such is
the case of John B. Collins, of Romeo,
Mich, who says: From September tn
January, before using Neryine, had at
least seventy-fve commissions. After
three months use 1 have no more at
tacks." DR.. Miles Restorati Nervine
also cures nervous prostration, headache,
poor memory, dizziness, neuralgia, ETC.,
and builds up the body. Mrs. j. r. Mil
Ter, of Valparaiso, Ind, and j. R. Taylor,
of Logansport, Ind. each gained twenty
pounds of flesh by taking it. Sold by A.
G. Ireland ir., on a guarantee. Get the
Doctors book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18

Twas tired all the time and ached SO bad Icould
scarcely move. got very weak and lost twenty
Ave pounds of flesh. began to be- very much
alarmed Mt my condition. am sure would not
have lived six months longer il had not found
/ read in paper DR.. Hume's advertisement. /
applied to him at once and he gave me some medi.:
cine and one of hssteam inhalers, which used
with good results. Ina short time began to mend
eat and sleep we'll, and consider myself cured.
I also suffered terribly with acute rheumatism,
Which is cured. l would cheerfully say to all
suffering as did, to 60 to DR.. Hlme and be cured.
MRS. SARAH SAMPLES,
Monument, Colo.
DR.. Hume gives late London Hospital treat
ment. His offices are Rooms 201-2 Peoples Bank
Building, Denver, Colo.
Patients at distance are treated as success.
fully as those who visit the office. A carefully
prepared symptom blank is sent to all applicants
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
Astonishing Fact, Suspected by Com
parattvcly Few.

AstOnishin4 Fact, Suspected by Conn
parattvcly Few.
Things that embody the most truth are
fraousntiy among the last to be realized.
Incredible as it may ssc::n,. q q in four has
4 weak or diseased heart, the early
Symphonic Of which are, short breath, ops
preston, faint and hungry spells, Autter-
ing, pain in left side, smothering, swollen
ankles, dropsy, wind in stomach, ETC.,
Levi Logan, Buchanan, Mich, suffered
from heart disease thirty years. Two
bottles of DR.. Miles, Heart Cure cured
him. "The effect of your New Heart Cure
10 wonderful" Eva Dresser, Nc
Gregor, Iowa. This favorite remedy is
sold by A. @. ireland jr., on guarantee
for the Doctors book, "New and Startling
Eacts,n free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
A Natural Consequence.

Jonesey so you are thinking Of getting
married?
Brine-Yes.
Jonesey is it going to occuri
Brine-Tomorrow
Jonesey-Great Scott! Tomorrow. And
you say you're only thinking about it?
Brine-That's what say You didn't
suppose man only one day off from bis
wedding day wouldn't be thinking about
it, did you?-Exchange.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18

If, when crossing railroad track, you
see q train approaching at thirty miles
m hour-get out of the way as soon as
possible. When threatened with chronic
rheumatism or catarrh, take Ayers Sar-
saparilla persistently and patiently, and
the danger will soon pass away.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18

Immigrants and returning voyagers
find in Ayers Sarsaparilla cure for
eruptions, boils, pimples, eczema, ETC.,
whether resulting from sea-diet and life
on ship-board, or from any other cause.
Its value as tonic and Alternative medi-
cine can not be overestimated.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18

A hale old man, Mr.. Jas. Wilson, of
Aliens Springs, ILL.,, who il over go years
Of age, says: II have in my time tried a
great many medicines, some of excellent
quality; but never before did find any
that would 30 completely do all that is
claimed for II as Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and piarrhna Remedy. It ia
truly wonderful medicine" Fer sale by
~. d. Ireland, tr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
Miles, Nerye 4 Liver PiIls.

Act on new notwithstanding the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
eq ualed for men, woman, children, Small
est mildest, surest, SO doses rs cts. Sam
Piles Free, at A. G. Ireland jr.,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18

Mr.. G. +. Davis. editor of the Bloom
field, Iowa, Farmer, says: Il can recon
mend Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to
all sufferers with cold and Group. l have
used it in my family for the past two
years and have found it the best ever
used for the purpose for which it is In
tended" Fifty cent bottles for sale by A.
O. Treland ir
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
writing.

There is no claim made for Ayers Ear
saparilla which can not be endorsed by
scores Of testimonials. This fact plainly
proves that the blood IL the source Of
most disorders and that Ayers Harsapa-
rilla il the best Of blosd.puriasrs. Try
IL this msAth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18

Count Won Heidelberg-Ach, SO you
haf de student duels, in the American
colleges, too, NIGHT wahr? How beauti-
fully that young mans face was cut up!
Prof. Smythe-Oh, that's young Freshly
he's just learning to shave.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18

Featherstone-I have just dashed off a
few verses and put them inside of this
valentine for Miss Summit, and only
hnpe she'll read them.
Rugway-You had better let me address
the envelope. She knows your hand
writing w
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18

He-Do you love mo, darling' She
Some times think do; and then again,
when you have on that hideous baggy
new overcoat, doubt the strength Of my
a Hontion ~
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
Very Kind.

II love you deeply, Ethel. can not
will not live without YOU" Every well
Mr.. Bronson. I will send broken pillar
of roses-or would you prefer the omis
sion of HoWers?"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
He Wants the Earth.

"Your uncle seems to me to be very
disconnected sort of man."
"You're right. Why, can assure you
that if roast duck flew up to him and
asked to be devoured he'd kick if he
hadn't green pease along with it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18

He-what sort of an engagement ring
shall 1t be, Fanny?
she-Solid gold, Charles. I'm tired of
wearing imitation gold for engagements.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
The Sunny Side.

Tom--Why do you think, the girl is
interested in you when you know she
firts outrageously with George Hastings!
Cholles just it. She does that
to pique me, you know.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
Girls and Gulls.

Wool-Your native New Yorker pro-
nonnces some words very curiously. For
instance, for girls" he says "gulls."
Van Pelt--Does that strike you as curl
ousi-New York Herald
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
His Gait.

Ted-The girl he married is worth
100000.
Ned-From what know of him they
will be happy for about two years.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18

~ can prove anything" Dragged the
professor to the fair Miss Harkins. Il
wish you would prove an alibi!' moaned
the young woman, soto voce.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
A startline Purchase.

The Customer-Let me have couple Of
boxes of those strawberries.
The Dealer-Er-did you wish to write
a check for themi
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
In The semi-Tropics.

Sing a song of icicles
Freezn' round your mouth;
Forty thousand blankets
On the sunny South.
When the snow had left her
Summer time arose;
When up jumped Northern blast
And tweaked off her nose!
Atlanta Constitution
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18

Joseph V. Dory, of Warsaw, ILL.,, was
troubled with rheumatism and tried a
number of different remedies, but says
none of them seemed to do him any good,
but finally he got hold of one that speed
lily cured him. He was much pleased
with it, and felt sure that others similarly
afflicted would like to know what the
remedy was that cured him. He states
for the benefit of the public that it is
called Chamberlain's Pain Balm. For
sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
Couldn,t Talk.

"Does your husband say much about his
painp"
mo, doctor. He can't complain"
"That's good"
swell, don't know, doctor. You see
he's too sick washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
Out Of Luck.

Mrs. New Lee Wed: You are failure
John. You've never had any luck. Mr..
New Lee We'd Yes, once; I was born
single.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
1t Floats.

Don't attempt to drown your sorrow in
drink: you will find that sorrow can
| swim,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
When Greek Meets Greek

1t takes woman to rebuke a woman,
observed John Hilderbrau. At the depot
in Columbus the other day fashionably
dressed woman entered a car and, glancing
about her, inquired of lady, with an air
of the most supreme condescenslon'
whether or not she had entered the smok-
ing car.
No, madam You will find the smoker
three cars ahead, replied the lady quietly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
Correct.

The newspaper man is the great writer
Of the peoples wron s.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
what 1t Shows.

"You say you drink beer in summer to
keep you cool and drink beer in winter to
keep you warm. It seems to me that re-
mark shows a good deal of inconsist-
ency."
"No, sir; it shows what a good all
around drink beer is."-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
Exercising Himself.
Experience OF an Eek champion.

you've been losing flesh lately, haven
your" eyes; I've been shaving myself
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18

To cure constipation, sick headache and
dyspepsia Simmons Liver Regulator has
no equal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
Hibbard's Strengthening and Rheu:-
matte Plasters
ARE A REVELATION TO THE WORLD
AND ARE THE ONLY GENUINE

Nine-tenths of all troubles which require
the aid of plasters are rheumatic in their
nature. A change of weather or sudden
draft causes a cold which develops into
muscular, and that into inhamatory rheu-
matism. And yet there has never been
such a thing as distinctly rheumatic and
strengthening plaster, and hundreds have
died suddenly where rheumatism has at
tackled the heart, whose lives might have
been saved had this plaster been applied
in season. They are constructed on purely
scientific principles, and are purely vege-
table. Prepared only by the Charles
Wright Medicine Co., Detroit, Mich.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18

For mild tonic, gentle laxative and
invigorant take Simmons Liver Regu.
1otor
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-02-18
Did IIc2

Malarial fevers and it's effects quickly
lssa
give way to Simmons Liver Regulator.
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1893-06-14
The West Virginia Conference
Seminary.

2 H. z - A. " :
The West Virginia Conference
Seminary, located at Buckhannon,
was opened September i, 1890,
and is therefore closing its third
year. The school is under the
control Of the NJ. E. church and
is aggressively christian, though in
no sense sectarian. Both sexes
are admitted and the number 81
young ladies enrolled is large.
The order and discipline have been
very high from the first. The
work done is exceptionally careful
and thorough, this arising from the
excellent qualifications Of the teach
ers. Students who complete one
Of the courses in the seminary are
qualified to enter the sophomore
class at the State University.
The school enrolls this year ass.
This is a remarkable showing for
an institution only three years old,
phenomenal in fact for aState as
sparsely settled as West Virginia.
Besides the usual classical, scfen-
tho, normal and literary course,
the seminary furnishes in its music
and art departments superior adj
vantages, and III its business col
lege q complete business training.
The students are gathered from all
over the. State. The graduates
this year number sixteen and are a
fine class.
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1893-06-14

eve must complete this book this
term" This expression SO frequent
liz uttered by instructors, seems to
convey the idea that quantity rather
than quality of work is the aim of
some institutions. If this be the
true import Of this expression, we
undoubtedly had an erroneous con-
ception of the aim and object Of a
collegiate course. If a superficial
survey Of a whole text book lis, pre-
ferable to, and more profitable than
thorough mastery Of portion Of
the same book, then how many we'll
minded students have idled' time In
aiming at abundant rather than
thorough work. This conception IL
certainly unintentionally given, al
though the book is frequently COM
pleted by assigning extra and
heightened lessons. 1t is out of
harmony with common opinion as
well as contrary to experience and
reason. fla student, by the close
Of his college course. has che power
to concentrate his mind upon any
subject for one hour he has acquired
it, not by superficial study or read
ing, but by giving his best thought
and attention to the subject before
him, however small it is, by a thor
ough mastery Of every line Of work
undertaken. r.
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1893-06-14
Nothing Uncommon About This.

College life would probably grow
monotonous if there were not an oc.
casional conflict between the faculty
AID the students. Viewed in this
light, the recent controversy about
the composition Of our basel ball team
served its purpose most excellently,
for the tyranny Of the faculty and
the bold schemes for revenge and re,
sistance gave an absorbing topic for
excited conversation among the stu
dents for at least three days. But,
unfortunately, interest and excite
rDent are not the only results Of these
controversies. The students become
angry and excited, the faculty, lofty
and obstinate, and both unreason-
able Southern Co1legiaa.
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1893-06-14
West va. University Ahead
Of Cornell.

/ 4 Is q X Il =
The plan Of doing away with
proctor supervision Of examinations
at Cornell University, and placing
students upon their honor not to
give 81 receive assistance, IS to be
tried for one year. The plan was
favored BY President Schurman,
and was unanimously endorsed by
mass meeting Of students held
yesterday. Each student under the
plan must affix his signature on his
examination papers to the state
1nent, 4 haue neither given nor
received aid lin this examination.
a court composed Of ten under
graduates, consisting Of four sen
iors, three juniors, two sophomores
and one freshman, IS to have jjuris7
diction ii, case Of fraud. N =
Post.
With the exception Of the court
composeds Of. the president and
students the above has been the
practice at the West Virginia Uni
versity for more than twenty years
! and a good one it is. You can
never make anything out Of boy
until you put him on his honor
and treat him as a gentleman.
Nothing will cause a boy to act
the rascal quicker than to be treat
ed as a rascal BY those over him.
From them he expects sympathy
and when he gets it he responds
with honest work and gentlemanly
department. When he does not
get it he isl ardened and cares not
where he stops.
The question Of giving students
avoice in the courts where one Of
their number is being tried is
receiving a great deal Of attention
among college people at the pres
ent time and is worthy Of our con
sideration. 1t is more than proba-
bic that students get justice in
most cases under the present
system, but to give them a voice
in the matter would raise their
spirit of pride and would give a
stronger impulse against any IN
fair means. Any way, it is the
general spirit Of the student body
that decides the amount Of unfair
work done and strong measures by
a faculty will not produce any
material effect. This opinion
among tine students will be
strengthened by any move placing
the matter more in their hands.
Let the matter be considered by
both professors and students from
the standpoint Of reason. A con
sideration Of the subject will do 30
Eharmlto any one, and honest con
Victions carried out will do orr
Institution no harm. a
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1893-06-14

Truth never builds on the sand,
no matter how much likerock 1t may
look.
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1893-06-14
A Metal With a Future.

The possible uses Of aluminium,
and the wondefuI abundance d
that metal, promise almost 4
revolution IN the arts and industries
of the world. Some interesting in,
formation about itappears in a re-
cent report made by the q. S. Geo
logic Survey on the Mineral
Resources of the United States.
Aluminium is only one-third as
heavy as iron, and its tensile
strength is I2 tons to the square
inch, that Of iron being from
~ to 50 tons. AlIoyed with
iron it increases the latter's
tensile strength 20 to so per cent.
It's nearly as ductile as gold and
but one-seventh assheavy. When
cast it lis as softas silver, andWhen
rolled and hammered nearly as
hard as iron. II viii not tarnish
as silver does, not being oxidized
by water or air, and even nitric
and sulphuric acids have little effect
on it in mass. Light, strong.
beautiful, ductile, and not subject
to corrosion such qualities seem
likely to enable it to supersede to
a great extent wood and iron in
building and tin and galvanized
iron III domestic utensils !; and even
steel, copper, silver, gold and
bronze may be to. a great extent
superseded by it Or alloyed with il
to increase their usefulness. Al
lowed with bronze it increases its
strength and beauty, and for works
Of art as Welfas for heavy ordn-
ances such an alloy surpassesI any
thing known. The famous Darnas-
Gus blade owed its superior qualities
| to a small amount Of aluminium
which the steel took up from the
clay of the melting furnaces. Sur
gical instruments. swords, razors,
knives, all edged tools, will be
greatly improved by it; also pro
| pellor shafts, blades, pistons and
| cylinders. tits very sonorous, and
win probably take the place d
other metals in bells, horns and
stringed instruments. Alloyed
with copper it has a beautiful gold
color which can harkly be furnished
at all. And this wonderful metal
constitutes one-twelfth Of the
earth's crust: being ito oxygen
and silicon the most wildly diffused
metal known. 1t is abundant in
common clay. To separate it the
only process formerly known
required the use ofmetallic sodium,
which used to sell for $500 a pound.
IAN electrical process has now been
discovered by w. A. Baldwin, by
which aluminium can be5obtained
at a cost Of 50 cents pound.
Between electricity and aluminium,
if some one doesn't give us a flying
| machine before the nineteenth
century closes, we shall have togo
to work and invent one ourselves.
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1893-06-14
College life is not fully lived BY

College life is not fully lived BY
being faithful to class room work.
Shutting ones self out from enjoy
ments only to be realized while in
college, and depriying ones self Of
the means Of social development
and spiritual growth such as are
available only in college, only tend
to narrow the life and cause the
thoughts and aspirations to be self
centered. It may be of advantage
to know that you are considered a
brilliant or faithful student, but you
cannot afford to keep up your repu..
tation as such student BY so close
III applying yourself that you are
unable to make use of those adyant-
ages which will prepare you for sue
cess in life and will make You an
amiable, whole -souled and Jealous
helper when You go out from college
to life's work. Be an earnest mem
Der Of the " Nv. @. Asor the Y. M.
CA. Do not give assan excuse for
not Joining society that you have
too much work. Better leave I'M
done part Of the other work. The
thought Of some prayer meeting will
linger with you as an inspiration
and sacred remembrance long afs
ter yon have forgotten whether you
where marked 10 or 5 the next day
ia recitation and some evening in
society will be remembered when
you have forgotten whether on Tues
dry of a certain week Of a certain
year you funked oil not. Hiram
College 4dVdnce.
The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1893-06-14
COLLEGE, CAMP ATVORLD'SFAIR

H. ID. ATWATER, N. w. Univ. Medical
Ill. IL 5fay School, "a, Manager.
Located on South Park Ave; north
Of both ST, only a half mile to the
Western entrance of Midway Plaisance
one Of the regular EN- rances tothe Elk
position Grounds; faces Washington
Park, justly famous on account of its
beautiful flower gardens. 1t is one OF
the most delightful locations in Chica-
go. Prices and terms -
We furnish different sizes of tents as
follows, per week: f#z*s= Istsss~ y. \, !
Good tent for two persons, IS 90
al IS 81 n - four persons, 90
.E44! sfsts. ars. six persons, 848 n 90
These prices include woven wire
springs in each case for the number OF
persons named, but no furniture. 9th
er furnishings may be brought from
home, or will be supplied at nominal
figures. We also furnish a tent. COM
plete for two persons for So 90 a week.
Lodgings for individuals, everything
furnished, so SO per week. No advance
payments required Send in your or
der, stating about what time you will
visit the Fair, and lodging will be re-
served for you. Camp opens next week.
For further particulars address,
XII Id. ATwATER, Manager College
Camp So. Park Ave, near 55th ST.,
Chicago. Fa. a 1is