The evening world., 1893-10-26
THE WAY TO MANAGE WOMEN.
Two Men Who Concluded They
Knew the Whole System.
But There Was y Hitch when II
Came to "A Practical Test.

The two young mon in the smoking
room lighted fresh cigars and settled
down deeper into their leather chairs,
while the alarming good nature and
h%cnignlty OF COuntcnauCc which some
how descends on men who ate under tn,
influence of good tobacco made itself
manifest. says the Chicago News.
Yes said the man with the bass
voice, II verify believe that the reason
we consider womcu so complex and mul.
titudinous az to character is Just because
they are SO simple. You know, in hunt
ing for anything the closer 1t Is the
longer II takes for us 10 see 1t. 1t is
all bOsh about men never comprchrnGlng
a woman
"Of course said the one wiih tn,
tenor sOttnrsS in his tones, 1T Is one
of the easy things to du-to manage a
w~oman-though the scribhlrrs never tire
Of making jokes On its irupossibilty
1t all depends on n littic pdtirncv and
insight ON our part
And iirinnrSS.
yes. firmness is IA quality rather
lacking in women, and they can't Sland
against 1t. They may have lnr lItIir
tempers, but sooner or later give
up, ana what Is more, they kLS, from
the very hrSt nat hey intend to. 1t Is
IhilIlul At llllfS W lllih' one III lntlll
weep over an argument, but 1t is n"cea-
Sary to assert our superior worldly
knowledge. Yes, / never am truuDlrd
by Observation-Disclosures and unhappiness
On that score lIE, some Hl,, ANA 1
don boast ui II cItncI, Tor 1t Il, possible
Tor every man to dp So.
u nm Ht are a good deal alike"
assrntrd the man Of the bass voice.
II Away have things my wi way at
home, lnOubn OF course | am always
considerable. | don't believe in Il woman
Dong the l.ad.nE. Lee them think they
do and they VIII be content, WINE in Il
diplomatic way you guide things your
SER
Their cigars were out ana the confer
ence broke up.
The man with the soft tenor voice was
not in the smokins-room the next day
n was in a dainty parlur confronting a
da'nt!er young lady. She had "A pretty
face. with an odd little trick of flash
ing confidinS gldnCeS when were ir-
rcSIStibIe.
And / want YOU to do something for
me, Albert she said.
why, Certainly-what Is it?" asked
he Of the meludiOus voice.
The pretty girl twisted her hnniker-
Chlef. "lou'N" always sad you never
would do anything OF the kind" she
tind how much want you to. You
always mind ~ beautifully. Whiskers
arr a b., "harism-l want YOU to shave
your mustaCh"!"
But, my dear" began the man In
Mortified protest. Il cannot do that.
No. rallylng To II firmer tone OF voice,
1T is l9lte impossible my own. Now,
are, and don't ask such ridiculous
things"
"hut | want vou to. Albert. It's I'M
Nov, Mari-" said the man, rising
and %spuaring himself against a CABIN D..
Il am surprised at you,. when | tuid <,
no, to insist like IA spoiled child. u, :
van hInk l AZ tf laa ~
Tn pretty girl made an uurcule Of her
golden hair she shook her head So fast.
mo, l DON'T she Haired.
The man sat down. lie plunged his
hands into his pockets. Really -
= ",Nuu needn't talk to me iirrcrly
rokr In tn" pretty gtrl. Her back looked
terribly stern, and he didn't darc to
think how her face looked. "Nou don t
mans ~Iovr-huhr' she beat her foot on
the round OF the chair and the man
looked Worried.
why VIII you quarrel over such a lit
tie thing" he implored.
Tin not quarr"lIinG only YOU are SO
stubborn. Here, tax" your ring |
couldn't endur" a, man who would al
ways treat me so''
"Marie!'
Take it, | say
Don't | always am | not always
can't shay" my mustlChc | look like all
creation without it, The man seemed
to ave totally forgotten his usual
"@InS Sa4 %5 Sen y d the ga, I~lH'n inr VIII yra y
girl. My heart Is broken. Don't touch
me-
The man bit his Lip and watched the
furious little Creaturc-but she was
pr,ttirr than ever in spite Of it. CON
found 1t all" he cried. Only louk AT me.
Marie, and IN shay" 1t Tomorrow
The man with tn" bass voice sat look
Ing despairingly at his wife across the
breakfast table. Her face was flushed
and her omelet UNLISTED. 'NUu are II
brute" she cried.
Now you are excited. Adeline." he
said. soothingly. "Une would think /
had made an unheard-of request the way
you aCt!"
Hear him. cried his wife. 'Td like
say I'm eNtravagant and expenses must
be cut dow +, I'm sure plan and
think until a wrinkle has come between
my eyes,
But my salary won't stand it, expos.
tulated the bass voice. "lr YOU loved
Il do love YOU" said Adellne, nearly in
tears. but that doesn't do away Win
sugar and Ice and shoes and and look
at the SmIthers ! If You were marrir.
to her. you might talk about eXtruvu
sanre IN z" home to mnmWa''
st"rnly, ~ cannot allow it,
Indeed? with crushing sarcasm, "I
will not stay here and he sroldri an,
l'"i'A l.iNEN WIN anu sNIllllpcu- llth
to-day"
But, Adeline, think Of the scandal
'And my dresses ar" nothing but rags
still I'm 50 ~cNtraVagant | can't hay,
any new ones. VIII You tell the express
man to call as YOU go downtown? /
would save IN" the troubl"
The man groancd ana stared at her
He looked w~rct,hCdly unhappy. Sh,
looked defiant and handsome. Then n,
reached in his rocket and drew ont tw,
gold pieces. Buy some new clothes
he said, meekly, and see that they ar
prettier than that Smithcrs wumnn's,"
Then she Condesc"ndcd to kiss him.
When the man with the bass voice an,
his friend with the voice of hishc
range met again they regarded cac,
other suspiciously. They talked of In
weather, the crops and politics. The,
they sighed. In that sigh was a worl,
OF mutual understanding, Sadly the
clasped hands and adjphrnrd for r,
freshments,
lined FOR O~rSTRUCTl%G TINE SrREEr.
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