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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-09-01

OUTRAGED AUTHOR (fiercely)- .Sir, your
abuse 81 nv book admits OF no explanation r
Candid Critic (calmly)-''Oh, yes, 1t does.
read it, PUCK.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-09-01

A LITE boy was asked what the sunda
school text was. He answered.: "Man
are cold. but few are frozen. Newark Gal
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-09-01

KEEP the pores open Is essential TO health
Glenn's Sulphur SOAP does th'A
Hiil,s Hair and whisker bye, 50 cents.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-09-01

SrLEScE is golden, but you have neve
realized how golden until you navel guy y
-Atchison Globe.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-09-01

DYSPEPSIA, impaired digestion, weak
stomach, and constipation WILL be instanuy
relieved by Beechanl's Pills. % cents box
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-09-01

THE reason that the geysers at the Ma
tional park leap so high Is because tney are
composed OF spring water.-Loweli Courier.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-09-01

Halls CATAERH CURE Is liquid ana u
taken internally. Sold oy DRUGGISTS soc
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-09-01

THE difference between a tight windoS
and 4 s.tignt'' man on railroad train Is tn
one YOU can't open and the other you can
shut up-Yonkers Statesman.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-09-01

"TuAr,r said the rapid young man, a. -
pointed 10 his steam yacht, rs my noAs8
inde teduess. Nv ashington Star.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-08-19

both sides, Mr.. Bland threaten ed that
the silver men would withdraw from
the democratic party if Congress did
not live up 10 the Chicago platform
and Mr.. Rayner Of Maryland retnrted
by sAying that ht would not fe blind
ed nor inundated by the glittering
words of II convention declaration.
The speech that hss attracted The
attention from members OF the House
was made by Representative Pence. u
new populist member from Colorado.
His language was we'll chosen and his
sentiment conservative, but he scored
some strong points. He quoted from
a silver speech made in the House in
1878 by Secretary Carlisle and con-
trastetl the position then and now Of
that gentleman. "That speech" he
concluded, was made by Mr.. Carlisle
when he was n leader, not IA follower:
when he was u sender Of messages,
not a bearer Of them" ga,
The members Of tho House are not
taking the interest ia the silver dis
cussion that 1t was supposed they
would. Many Of them have gone to
near the summe resorts, and with the
exception of the day on which the de-
bate hogan not one third of them have
been in their seats NJ any n time.
President C~leveland's sudden and
mysterious departure for Gray Gables
started y thousand tongues 10 wagging
afresh about the condition u his
health, which is generally believed TO
be very bad. 1t is now said that in
addition TO- other complications Dis
nervous system has gone all to pieces.
and that if he doesn't find relief his
mind Ia in danger of becoming
affected. so
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-08-19

CHAPMAN-In Reno Nevada, August 18th,
1893, te the wife Of VIM. Chapman, q daughter
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-08-19

Mr.. Skidniore lseyerely>-Join, Mr.
Jones tells me you thrashed his son
shamefully today. Is that trus7
JOHNNIE. sir.
Mr.. Skidmore-rhen what did Jones
mean by telling me that.
He just made "a mistake. ] didn't
thrash Jim Jones shamefully. ! wal
Hoped him beautifully ."-Harper's Ba-
eAr.
Optical goods at Fowier's. Fine len
SEES in eye glasses and spt Ctacles.
Go to J. A. Gregoyy's for Emeline
Stove Polish.
All children's hair-cutting Is cents at
Ede's barber shop.
Those fine golden dates and bananas
at Fowler's.
G. J. Brookins Of Reno. can sell you
q piano cheaper than anybody.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-08-19
For Sale.

A number one Jack. In fine condition
A frst-class breeder. Apply TO
WV. II. PRRsoN,
Wordsworth, New.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-08-19
FOR SALE.
lEHE UNDERSIGNED, owing to III
health, hereby offers his property for
sale.
SITUATED ONE MILE
H. From the Glowing
= 4 e TOWN OF ~wAosWCRTH,

And io' Ranch and Dairy Pun poses
One Of the Finest Pieces Of Property
n Nevada.
The Ranch consists Of rich bottom
land subdividedinto meadow and past
nre, containing about seven hundred
't70O) acres, with an inexhaustiable sup
ply Of wood.
The Buildings consist OF one good
dwelling house, milk house and cellar,
blacksmith shop, new barn, together
with necessary corrals and outhouses.
,a.The Da,ry--The ranch keeps a dairy
OF AS cows and supplies the town Of
Wadsworth with milk and butter.
The Stock-There will be sold with
the ranch the following stock; Two
span matched mules, 5 years old, weight
1000 pounds each; eight head OF un'
broke mules, ] and 2years old foriy-fiys
good milch cows twenty head OF horses
three large ranch wagons; two delivery
wagons and one buggy, together with q
full and complete set of farming tools,
etc.
Water Right-The property has one
OF the oldest water rights ON the Trucke.
river. fie'
Terms-For terms and further in.
formation apply by letter or in person
to DAN PROCTOR,
Wadsworth, New.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-08-19
81 e

BAcoN-In Reno, Nevada, August 18th. 1885,
Hazel, Daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs B. F. Bacon,
. native Of Verdi, Nevada, aged 10 years, 10
months and . days.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-08-19
Notice 70 Hunters.

All persons are requested to keep of
the premises Of the undersigned as at
different times this Spring, men en-
ployed on the ranch have had . close
cali from flying shot. T. G. HERMAN.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-08-19
Church Services.

Twelfth Sunday after Trinity, Augus,
20, 1893. Services as follows:
Morning Prayer, Litany ard sermon,
II 100 A. N.
Evening Sevice at 7:30. r. NJ.
EDWIN r. WILLIAMS,
In charge. :
Sunday School, 9:30 A. N.
Mrs. Ashley, Supt.
All cordially invited. !,
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-08-19

For your ~calicos, ginghams and white
goods call on r. H. Cowles.
Have you tried. Grape Juice, healthful
and refreshing, for sale by E. Griswold-
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-08-19
Piano for Sale.

A good secondhand New England
Piano for sale. As good rs new. Only
been used q short time. For reference
call 1t this Office. d.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-08-19
TAKING ITEMS AND BUSINESS
LOCALS.

Bnv your cigars oy the hox of A. W
Macpherson cheap for cash
Water pipe and tin work done quickly
by Lauge Il Scitmitt, Reno.
The nniy ersal ranges are the best. sold
by LANCE ~ Schmitt, Reno.
Lawn mowers from IS mp al Lange *
Schmitt. Reno.
For garden hose, garden tools. lawn
mowers etc, write to LANCE * Sehmitt,
Reno.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-08-19
LAUGHTON'S
HOT SULPHUR SPRINGS.
THE FINEST IN THE WORLD

The FINEST IN THE WORLD.
Will cure
and relieve all ailments
man is heir to, as hun
dreds who have tried them
can truthfully attest.
Located 5 1-2 miles
above Reno, New, on the
banks of the Truckee
River, on the line of the
S. p. r. r.
Charges reasonable.
S. LAUGHTON,
Proprietor.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-08-19
a Principle as stake

"Your account of the concert last night"
said the musician. trembling with indigna-
ton, ''omittel all mention OF the very thing
| wanted to see printed. The violin I
played, aS l wal careful TO tell your report
er, was n genuine Stradivarius. n n OF
the best he ever made"
That's all right said the editor Of The
Daily Breal. when Mr.. Stradiyarius gets
his iddles advertised in this paper, it will
cost him 50 cents II line. Good morning.
SIR. "-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
THE TERRITORIAL PENlTENTlARY.

visit to the New Mexico penitentiary
discloses the fact that that institution
under the superintendency of Col. E. H
Bergman, is being conducted in excel
lent style; the health of the inmates is
very good; the discipline is first class;
the strictest economy is being practiced
and all matters connected with the insti-
tuition are in fine shape and show great
executive ability on the part of Supt
Bergman.
A great deal of work is being done by
the convicts at very small expense to the
territory and every possible resource to
make the institution as cheap as possible
to the tax payers, and finally self-sus
tanning, is beingtaken advantage of tc
the fullest extent. But one side of the
great brick wall remains to be complet
ed, and this important work will have
cost the territory but very little. The
feeding of the prisoners averages a cost
of but little over 10 cents day, not quite
II cents, which is about as-cheap as could
possibly be done.
Supt Bergman is making splendid
record and one which is being appreciated
by the tax payers of this territory and
the people generally.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09

it is altogether likely that the first two,
if not all of them, will soon be added to
the great sisterhood."
The Times thinks that Oklahoma, how
ever has "priority of claim" and should
come in first" Taking "priority" in its
usual meaning of antecedent in time, we
beg to inform our Kansas City contem-
porary that New Mexico had incontesta-
Bile claims to statehood, while Oklahoma
was as yet upbegotten in the womb of the
future.
The Chicago Times has good wcrd to
say for New Mexico's admission, and
furnishes an argument from a Demo-
cratic standpoint, which will be difficult
to answer. 1t says:
1T has been urged by the Republican
press, time and again, whenever the sub
| ject was under discussion, that New Mex
| leo is not fit to be admitted into the
| United States, not because of lack of
population, not because it lacks voters,
not because it is Democratic, not because
it contains what is described as an alien
population. A territory of Spanish
orr gin retains Spanish customs, Spanish
speech and Spanish religion. The Span
luru, lOWeNoI, 10 d SduSooi'A, utio Sooho
lie Christian.
"But the journals that will have nothing
to do with the Caucasian who is a
Spaniard and lives in New Mexico, and
the Christian who is Catholic and
abides in the same place, wish to welcome
with open arms the inhabitants of islands
in the mid-Pacifc who are of race
other than the Caucasian and are little
removed from heathendom. They would
have these as men and brethren.
sour Republican brethren fancy that it
is spirited foreign policy to annex the
Hawaiian islands and spirited domestic
policy to deny New Mexico admission to
the union.
"a policy which would deny Now Mex
leo admission to the union and would by
force and arms seize some island in the
mid Pacific as part and parcel of the
United States, is policy that carried to
its ultimate would bring to this republic
the embarrassment against which its
sagacious first president warned his fellow
countrymen."
The argument is good whether the
opponents of statehood for New Mexico
be Democratic or Republican; and it
would take wise man to determine in
which party they most abound.-Las
Vegas Optic.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
LOOKING BRIGHTER.

1t begins to look very much as if the
territories were going to get enabling
acts at the present session of congress.
This chiefly because the members of that
august body love themselves and not for
any particularly new affection they have
developed for the territories. They begin
to see now that the elections for the com
ing few years are going to be nip and
tuck. The ground sve1ls that came last
year and this have put the political proph-
cts all at sea, and every move to be
made henceforth will be weighed fully
and made to count Congressman Buck
Kilgore, of Texas, has set the ball rolling
by calling up the Utah admission bill
thus early.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
Badly Scared.

Kosciusko Murphy is one of the most
adroit liars in the Lone Star State. At a
social gathering, the cheerful subject OF
death being under discussion, Mrs Percy
Yerger asked him:
"Do you think animals fear death very
much?"
II know they do. l know of a remark
able case right in point" replied Murphy
let us hear it,"
II was coming through the woods wher
perceived black object on limb, abou'
forty feet from the ground. crawled uI
and perceived that it was crow. The
bird did not perceive my approach until J
was within thirty feet of it. The crow
then caught glance of me and tremble6
all over. I brought my gun to bear on it
but at first could not see where it was"
1T had become frightened and had fowl
away"
''No, its feathers had turned snow whitt
with fear. "-Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
A Very Foolish story.

The Albuquerque Citizen publishes a
very foolish story to the effect that the
daily trains are to be taken from the
Santa Fe branch of the Atchison, the route
from Lamy to Santa Fe being abandoned
altogether or occupied only by one or
two mixed trains a week. The animus of
the piece is shown in calling Santa Fe
"the ancient and tumble-down city," and
asserting that one sees there "nothing but
an old church and a cluster of adobe
houses" We regret that the party writ
ing the article saw fit to date it as eman-
ating from Las Vegas. There is about as
much probability of the Santa Fe branch
being abandoned as that the system will
change its name OF "the Santa Fe route"
On the same date with the Citizens arti-
Gle, the NEW MEXICAN says:
Probably the greatest traffic in the his
tory of the Santa Fe-Lamy branch of the
A., r. e. s. F. is on at present. To-day,
for instance, there were eighteen cars OF
freight loading and unloading on the side
tracks at the depot. This speaks we'll
for the business of the capital city, de-
spite the cry of hard times.-Las Vegas
Optic.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
A Hint to the Tax Collectors.

Under the law as it stands and as
passed in 1898, the governor has the
power to remove collectors of taxes who
do not pay promptly monthly into the
territorial or country treasures the tax
funds collected by them. Here is a
pointer that the tax collectors had best
heed.-New Mexican.
1t is ten to one that there is not col
lector in the territory who has complied
strictly with the law.-San Juan County
Index.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
A Great Day.

A Great Day.
II am going to have good time mex,
week." said Boston girl the other day
my brother calls it a regular giddy swirl
Of frivolous dissipation. Monday I shall
spend most of the day at the bazaar TO,
the Home for Aged Couples at Horti
cultural hall, and I'll 60 in the evening te
hear Carroll D. Wright speak on the in
fuence of the factory system on intellect
nal development. Tuesday the fair for thu
Working Boys home opens at the Gettys
burg building. Wednesday afternoon
there's a lovely meeting in the interest Of
fresh water baths at Technology, and in
the evening Pm going to Bulfnch chapel
to see and hear pretty girls play in aid
Of the teachers bazaar.
Thursday shall simply reside at tn.
Home for Aged Couples fair again, and
Friday evening shall go to fremont tenn
pie to hear those charming Cinnamon, San
Ping Lee and Wong Chin Foo, talk agains
the Geary exclusion law, and Saturday
oh, Saturday do want to 20 to Springfield
to the football game, but more want te
go to the Charming hall meeting of the
Younger Ministers association" - New
York Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09

Mr.. j. ]. VAN ALIEN has disappeared
from the political horizon, but the fact
that he was appointed to an important
Enthusiastically for which he was in no
manner qualified, because he contributed
$4,000 to Mr.. Cleveland's election fund
in 1892, will not disappear and will bob
up to plague this administration and the
Democratic party for some time to
come.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
Tho importance Of Glover.

Gloves are by no means a minor factor III
Z fashionable getup. They add the final
touches toward the harmonious whole so
much to be desired. The art of "gowning''
is indeed a profound study and can only be
achieved by a knowledge of the relation
which one color bears to another. Wealth,
which affords elegance Of material, we may
not all possess. Refinement Of taste, excel
lence Of judgment, independence of spirit
and attention to detail, are the aids by
means of which success is Of surety at
tained.-Dry Goods Economist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
Wouldn't Look Well.
Young Lady-How much?

Young Lady-How much?
Telegraph OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES cents
"For that one word 'yes'?"
"Yes'm. Same price for ten words OF
less. You can repeat the word yes ter
times, if you wish"
"Um-n-o; that wouldn't look we'll. IT.
an answer to proposal Of marriage."-
Portland Advertiser.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
Faith in PRAYER.

Charlie, aged five, had been told by hi,
mamma not to 60 down to the creek tt
play. IF you go I shall whip you," sh,
said.
OF course the denied pleasure grew each
moment more attractive, and finally h,
could stand it no longer, and disregardine
the threat of whipping went. When h,
came back, seeing evidence of displeasur,
in his mothers face, he asked, "You won
whip me, will you, mammal"
IF l don't whip you shall have told .
lie, and you wouldn't want me to tell lie
would your" replied his mother.
"You c-could ask Good to f-forgiv.
you," sobbed Charlie. Free Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
Press Comments On Territorial
Affairs.
A Change Needed.

The advocating of Judge Fall by some
of the territorial papers may be little
premature. Be that as it may New Mex
leo needs change of representative. A
live, energetic man that can not be
twirled around the fingers of self styled
leaders and who is above petty bossism
should occupy the chair of New Mexico
in the hall of representatives.-San Juan
County Index.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
His Vow Must BE Kept.

"If give you meal" said Mrs. Barlow
to a tramp, "of course you will chop VI
some kindling for me?"
Madam" replied the tramp, "when
was mere child remember that neigh
Dor of ours, while at work on the wood pile
was struck in the temple by flying chik
and instantly killed. Child as was, 1 saw
the danger of such practice as wood
chopping, and solemnly resolved never tt
have anything to do with it. OF course
you would not have me break my vow afte.
keeping it so long. "-Exchange.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09

EIGHTEEN delegates attended Gov.
Waite's convention at Salida; ten of these
were for call for an extra session of the
Colorado legislature; eight were against
CALI the governor will call the session;
he calls that convention, nothing in itself
but farce,) san expression of the will of
the people of Colorado"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09

PRESIDENT CLEVELAND used this phrase
in his recent message: Our Nations
Uninterrupted Prosperity Under DEM
ocratic Rule" What IN the name of the
Almighty and the continental congress
he means by this sentiment is not SO very
clear to the millions of people in this
country who are suffering under the
present hard times and the recent panic.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
Enforce the Laws.

There is hardly week passes that
some one, and often more, of the territorial
papers does not bring the intelligence of
a horrible, cold blooded murder
that has been committed in some
part of the territory. Crime has
run rife in this territory for
so long, with an occasional conviction
and sentence to the penitentiary that is
generally followed by pardon, that all
fear of punishment is past. The sooner
some legal executions take place the
better it will be for the safety of the law
abiding; and the name of our matchless
territory.-San Juan County Index.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09

DESPITE the hard times this journal
keeps up its good work for the people of
New Mexico ;hence the citizens of New Mex
leo will only help themselves by supporting
this journal daily and constantly; it ad.
vocates the best interests of every section
of New Mexico and does this work in a
manner that counts.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09

SENATOR HILL thinks that in the case of
President Cleveland public Office is good
deal of aprivate club, and, what's more,
the people agree with the honorable SEN
ator from Tammanyville..
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
A Deserved Compliment for NJ. a.
OterO.

From the Las Vegas Optic we learn
that NJ. A. Otero has turned over the
Office of district court clerk to his sue
cesssor, Felix Martinez. Mr.. Otero has
filled the Office for the past four years in
an able and satisfactory manner and re-
tires with the best wishes of all who have
had business, personal or social relations
with him.-Raton Range.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
THE Hon. Calvin Brice, of New

The Hon. Calvin Brice, of New York,
who represents Ohio in the U. 8. senate,
is something of railroader himself. He
is at the head of the committee having in
hand plan for the reorganization of the
Union Pacific road, and the first thing
Uncle Sam knows he will be asked to
guarantee interest on another big batch
of bonds and Col. Brice will own the
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09

The east is welcome to the bad weather
while the southwest, and especially New
Mexico, enjoys fine weather; they have
plenty of money back east, but weather
can not be made with money.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
r r
All About Statehood.

The Kansas City Times has this to
say:
1.-THE people of New Mexico, Arizona
and Utah are already making efforts for
the admission of those three territories
to the Union. Their memorials are be-
ing prepared and statistics gathered and
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09

For small favors the people should DO
thankful. Congress has again killed the
Torrey bankruptcy bill which for ten or
twelve years has been on the boards at
Washington.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09

Stranger Tin board of trade gallery
suppose those operators that are standing
around with their hands in their pocket,
and not saying anything are watching theii
opportunities.
Cynical Chicago Man-Yes, their rob
bertunities.- Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09

The wheels of justice will begin NOV
ing IN this county next Monday, but on
account of lack of funds but little moving
will be accomplished; it's probably just
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-09
Made Some Difference.

Artist suppose you're joking to Offer
ninepence for a picture like thiss Why
the canvas cost shilling
Picture Dealer-Very likely, my good
sir. But when you bought it, it was clean
Tit Bits,