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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-03-15
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STATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
- Stevens, SIS. In Probate Court, General
Term, March 9Th, 1893.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-03-15
FACTS AND FANCIES

FACTS AND FANCIES|
EDITED BY REV. H. NJ. HERRICK.
It is easier to criticise than to do
anything worthy of criticism A crit
ic once listened to clock striking the
hour of six, and said, "What stupid
time-piecel Instead of striking six, it
just strikes one six times"
There are said to be certain tribes
who take for the god of the day the
first object they meet with in the
morning. Some of our fine ladies and
gentlemen, says an English philoso
pher, are followers of the same sect:
though by the aid of the mirror they
secure a constancy in the object of
their devotion.
Thanks TO the human heart by which we
live,
Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and
fears,
To me the meanest flower that blows can
give
Thoughts that do often lie too deep for
tears.
Wordsworth,
How shall he fully enjoy Words
worth, who has never meditated on the
truths which Wordsworth has welded
to immortal verse; Coleridge.
Said one Greek orator to another,
"Have care: the Athenians will kill
you if they wax mad" "And they
will kill you if they be in good sense"
was the cordial reply.
X i
''Sir, he hath never fed of the dain
tbs that are bred in a book"
Shakespeare.
X 4
o chime of sweet Saint Charity,
Peal soon that Easter morn
When Christ for all shall risen be,
And in all hearts newborn!
That Penecost when Inference clear
TO all men shall be given,
When all can say My Brother here,
And hear My Son in heaven!
Lowell.
Some men, says Beecher, are mere
warehouses full of merchandise-the
head and heart are stuffed with goods.
There are apartments in their souls
which were once tenanted by taste,
and love, and joy, and worship, but
they are all deserted now, and the
rooms are filed with earthly and ma
terial things.
Shakespeare's way of denoting an
only child:
am all the daughters of my fathers
house,
And all the brothers too.
The thunderstorm Of the past week
came to return the call of the snow
storm which we SO enjoyed on the
twentieth of last May. Verify the
climate of this latitude is ring-streak-
ed, speckled and spotted.
A man was remarking that his
fathers for several generations had
died at sea. "Then if l were you,
would never go to sea" said listener.
The first replied, "where did your
father and grandfather die?" 'In
their BEDS" said he. ''Then if I were
you, I would never go to bed was
the answer.
y s X
The ancients used to observe that
although a man might win fame and
fortune, his shadow was no longer
than before.
A helpful suggestion for the Lenten
season. by Vaughan:
Serve God before the world let him not go,
Until thou hast blessing; then resign
The whole unto him; and remember who
Prevai1'd by wrestling ere the sun did
shine.
Pour oil upon the stones; weep for thy sin,
Then journey on, and have an eye to
heaven.
$500 Reward
for any trace of Antipyrine, Morphine,
Choral or any other injurious com
pound in Krause's Headache Cap
sules. For sale by Fritz Buckentin.
AN 81 ~
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-03-15

[PROBATE SEAL Jud
S. A. FLAHERTY,
Attorney for Petitioner.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17
REAL MEXICAN TAMALEs.

How to Make the Hot but Apr etizing
Corn husks; flank of beef; SOC. red
peppers, 1Oc. white corn meal, pints
olives, (without liquor) / pint rails
ms, teacupful lard, 8 large onions,
and salt and black pepper to taste.
Choose corn husks of good width and
whole, and to put them to soak in q
tub of clear, cold water early as pos
sible the day before wanted for use
and let them soak, changing the
water frequently until wanted; this is
to get them soft and clean.
Soak cornmeal over night. Boil
meal until about half done, saving the
water you boil it in for future use.
Put in pot the lard; cut the onions
fine, and let them fry in it; then add
the pepper previously mashed and
strained as for chill sauce); the
meat cut fine; olives and raisins, and
boil until real tender; take off the
fire and add vinegar, salt and pepper,
and while the mixture cools get your
corn husks ready for drawing them
through the hand to get all the water
out.
Then take the cornmeal and add a
little of the juice of the mixture to
it; then spread the tablespoonful on
each leaf and lay them on the table,
being careful not to get too much
cornmeal on.
When all are so prepared Gas far as
your cornmeal goes) take one in your
hand and put in it two large spoonfuls
or little more of the meat mixture
lay another hnsk over this one, and
on eadh side, so that they lap over
the top and bottom one; squeeze the
ends tightly as possible to keep them
from leaking. When done they should
be about five inches long and very
.fat.''
When all are made boil them for
two hours slowly in the liquor saved
from the meat. adding more water il
necessary. Eat while hot, This guam
tity will make two dozen, or ten large
ones. If the mixture" seems toe
thick, add a little of the water the
meat was boiled in, as it needs to be
quite ''slOppy"
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17
He Made Allowance,

A French journal reports the case
OF man who entered coffee-house
and sat down near a customer who
was reading the morning newspaper
which belonged to the establishment.
"After you with the paper, if you
please" said tine newcomer.
The other man nodded assent, and
went on reading, but at the end Of
half an hour had hardly finished the
first column. Just as the waiting GUS
TONER was about making second
and perhaps impatient application,
he noticed that the reader had lost
his organs of sight. His resentment
vanished.
"Ah," said he, in low voice, 81 am
not surprised. The poor man has
only one eye, and has to read every
thing twice over"
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17
Still Bright and Booming.

Many bright and useful publications
come round to us annually and the sight of
them is as refreshing, and welcome as the
faces of friends on New Years Day.
Friends faces are kept in membranes;
good books for reference, inasmuch as they
lead and teach us what is to be done in
many painful straits. One such publica.
ton. always foremost, is before us. brimful
of sound advice and the raciest bits Of fun,
original and copyrighted from the pens OF
such noted humorists as Bill Nye, Opie p.
Read, Danbury News-Ma and Others. It
is q free gilt Of the season at the Druggists
counter, and will be sought for as the
highly popular St. Jacobs Oil Family
Almanac and Book of Health and Humor,
1893. The work differs somewhat from its
former editions, but is none the less at
tractive and in many of its features is the
superior of former numbers. One special
feature is the ''Offer of One Hundred Dol
lars,p open TO all contestants, the details OF
which pernsal of the book will more fully
give. The almanac is sent forth by The
Charles A. Vogeier Company, Baltimore
Md, proprietors of some Of the best known
and most reliable medicinal preparations.
A copy will be mailed to any address on re-
ceipt of 2-cent stamp by the above firm
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17
A / essen for LAWYERS.

No lawyer has any rightto say any
thing against the opposite party or
against any witnesses that he does
not firmly believe to be true, and the
lawyer that will attack witness or
attack a party simply for success and
to gain a victory is simply dog that
men hire to set upon othermen. 1 am
not that kind of a dog. Colonel In
gerso!l in the Sheppard Trial.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17
SOMEWHAT JOCOSE.

SOMEWHAT JOCOSE.
Pauline broke a fellows heart
once. Priscilla. with awe - How?
Pauline-I told him l was rich when l
wasn't
Small Son-Mamma there's bows
club being formed. Can 1 join?
Mamma, horrified-Indeed. you shan't.
Small Son-Pm glad Of that. TIL min
lister is getting it up
''And what did the doctor say was
really the matter with you?" well,
miss, his words was: You're a-suffer-
ing with a guitar in the stomach, with
great want of Tone"
The Heiress-Love can you ask me
to be your wife, Mr.. Sympsonne, when
you are dependent on your father for
an income? Sympsonne-But, CAD, l
won't be if marry you.
Minister-So you go to school, do
you Bobby? Bobby-Yes sir. Min.
ister-Let me hear you spell kitten.
Bobby--Tm getting too big a boy to
spell kitten, sir. Try me on cat.
Mrs. Parvaynuh-rm most afraid to
wear more than four diamond neck
laces to onct for fear it will make me
appear vulgar. Mrs. Heighlife-Oh,
you needn't be afraid on that score.
"They are going to be married?
Why, I didn't know they were en-.
gagged" well, you see there are 50
many engagements broken nowadays
that they thought they wouldn't get
engaged, just simply married"
A very thin man was once saying
hasty things to a very fat one. IF
were as fat as you" said he, "I'd GO
and hang myself!'' "In the event Of
my taking your advice" retorted the
fat man, ''rd use you for rope"
Mr.. Slimpurse-People say that a
young couple can get along very nicely
nowadays on small income if the
er-wife is of practical turn of mind.
Sweet Girl-Oh. I'm real practical. My
favorite piano piece is an imitation of
a spinning wheel
Have you heard about poor Mrs.
Slipknot?" asked Chicago lady, ad-
| dressing friend mo. What's the
matter?' Didn't she get her divorce?''
''She did. but no alimony, and the
man she wanted to marry is as poor
a. church mouse"
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17
A Chip of the Old Block.

'1s your father in?" said the man
who rang the bell with one hand
while he held bunch of accounts be-
hind him with the other.
II don't know" said the boy who
opened the door. "Got one of your
photographs with ye?''
"Why-yes. 1 believe I have"
"Well, let me take it minute, and
pll find out"
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17
Misled BY the Name.

"Who is dat man Talmage we hear
so much about?" asked Flatfoot Jones
the other day.
'Why, don't you know" said
Brother Snow. HE am de great
Brooklyn preacher"
"Preacher!'' exclaimed Jones; II
thought he war a comic lecturer"
"Why, Bru oder Flatfoot?"
"Kase day calls him de wit, Tai
mage"
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17
Wasted Opportunity.

During a social gathering at the
house of a hospitable West Slider the
other night young wife told how
she and her husband had had quar-
rel, but had ..kissed and made up''
.gain, and to remember the occur
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

renee had planted young tree in the
garden. do you hear that, Johnp"
said an elderly matron to her better
half in a boiler shop whisper; IF we
had always done that what beauti-
full grove of trees we'd have around
our house now."-Erie Dispatch.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

1t is not always necessary to send a
long way from home to buy good
breeding stock. Often you can find
just as good near by, and have the
added advantage OF fuller opportu-
nifty to examine thoroughly before
buying.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17
THE ARMY MULE,

An Old Friend Made Up of Ears. Heels
and Throat.
The old soldier who passed couple
of years in close proximity to the
wagon trains of the army, will ap-
preciate the following description OF
the army mule, whose long ears,
beautiful voice and light heels fur
nished many joke for the boys. 1t
was read at the last G. A. r. en-
campment at Washington:
I sing of the mule the army mule,
The butt of all jokes and yet nobody 8 fool;
A four-footed SOlon who knew his own mind
And wisely kept plrt of his foresight behind.
A general guarding his forces from fear
BY keeping battery close in his rear
A strategist keeping his plans under cover
BY marching one way and fighting the other;
A tacticlan OF whom we will agree
That he taught the whole Notwithstanding
Hardee-
The science of meeting the battles fierce
brunt
By swinging his rear quickly around to the
front
A musician of note who never was paid
Though he led every charge Of the Hard Tack
Brigade
A song bird wearing his wings on his head,
A player of bones, when we thought he was
dead:
The only recruit wearing Uncle Sans brand
Whose heels were drum sticks and his head a
brass band
-CO1emanS Rural World
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

The attention OF baseball players who re-
day, from bat or ball. is directed to the fact
that Salvation Oil is the best application
in use for cure of cuts. bruises, and sprains.
rs cents
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

What DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup has done
for others for nearly two generations it will
do for you. 1fyou willtry it once you will
be convinced that it is the best family medi
cine, and you will never be without it.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

The Modern invalid
Has tastes incidentally. in keeping with 9TH
er luxuries. A remedy must be pleasantly
acceptable in form. purely wholesome in
composition, truly beneficial in effect and
entirely free from every Objectionable quail
constipated he uses the gentle family laxa-
tive Syrup of Figa.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

A pamphlet describing home treatment
for all chronic diseases sent free. Address
st. Paul Medical & Surgical Institute Mer-
ril Building ST. Paul, MINI.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

Many railway lines in France intend
lighting their carriages with electricity.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

be guaranteed. II It doesn't benefit or cure
in the case of every tired or afflicted woman,
she'll have her money back
The Prescription" builds up and invigo-
rates the entire female system. It regulates
and promotes all the proper functions, i'm
proves digestion, enriches the blood, dispels
aches and pains, brings refreshing sleep, and
restores health and strength.
Nothing else, though it may be better for
tricky dealer to sell, can be just as good
for you to buy.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

The British Isles comprise no few er than
], 600 separate islands and islets.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

LOOKfHS WOFKs
Farmers Wife-Why don't you go
to work?
Tramp would if | had the tools.
Farmers Wife-What sort of tools
do you wanto
Tramp-Knife and fork Texas
Siftings.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

We often hear about breaking
which simply means educat-
ing them SO that they are easy to ham
die. Why not do the same with other
animals and so save much subsequent.
trouble.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

The strongest telescope brings the moon
to all apparent distance Of 100 miles.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17
Trained Down.

Householder-"Pm going to move
to the suburbs next Monday, and I'd
like you to do the job" Mover
How many loads, sir?" ri don't
know. You moved me once, you re-
member" Eyes, SIR" II needed
three vans then to get through, but
that was some years ago." "Have
you moved since, sir?" Eyes, indeed,
half q dozen times" "Hum! / should
say ono van will carry all you have
left now, sir"
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17
The Modern invalid

A mans full mental power is not reached
before the age of Is.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

Ask your druggist or bottle of the Quak-
er Catar1h Cure. Different from all other
remedies. It is applied directly to parts af-
fected and gives immediate and permanent
relief for all forms of catarrh, colds in the
head influenza, &c. A guarantee can be had
with each bot lie to refund money if not sat-
isfactory. Ifyou will send us your name
and address ON postal card we will send
you sample bottle free of all expense.
Address QUAKER MED. Assn. St. Paul, MINI
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

The. Mont Blanc Observatory is nearly
complete
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

The most famous of ancient houses was
the Golden House. owned by Nero.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17

Pro-. Totten is the possessor of an old
history, which was printed in 1890.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-02-17
WHEN TT LOOKS DARK

to any weak or ailing
woman, DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription
comes to her help.
For I" female COM
plants " of every
kind, periodical pains,
internal inflammation
or. liberation, bear
ng-down sensations,
and all chronic weak
nesses and derange-
ments, this is the
remedy. It's the only
ma On S11r,n that II non
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-04-13
HOLLOWAY'S
BUSINESS SCHOOL !

r. B. Holloway. the specialist, will open
business school in the Y. NJ. G. A. hall for
twenty lessons only, Tuesday, March 28 Spe-
cial factory and lumber sets. Twenty lessons
in book keeping. $500. Book keeping pupils
Twenty lessons in penmanship $3.50 Hours
Bookkeeping, day class, 2:30 to p. M; night
p. M; night class, 10 9 p. M. daily except
Saturday. Two gold medals will be awarded,
one for best improvement in penmanship and
of tuition payable weekly. Reduction to three
or more from one family. No reduction for
lost time unless caused by prOtracted sickness.
Specimens of penmanship free upon applica-
ton. Public referred to former pupils in re-
gard to my work. Pupils can enter at any
time.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-04-13

tower pots swinging logs and baskets
also full and complete line of heavy
and fancy groceries fruits confections
glass and crockery ware.
The new brick cottage on Ramseur
street is about completed and is one of
the prettiest little homes in Durham
Captain J. r. Rem will take possession
in little while now and proceed to make
arrangements for becoming a permanent
citizen of this great and growing city.
The Danville Register says: On Sat-
urday night last Capt. j. A. Mitchell, of
Alchie, Halifax county, lost his dwelling
house and several adjoining outhouses
by an accidental fire. The flames spread
so rapidly but little of the furniture was
saved. Captain Mitchell was but par
TALLY insured. Captain Mitchell is father
of Mrs, S. L. Adams, of this city.
The Goldsboro Argus says The
progressive firm of Royal & Borden,
finding their three story double store too
small for their fast increasing business,
have rented the third story over the three
large stores of the Kornegay building,
in Goldsboro which makes the space 90
900 feet now occupied by them. This
'dOes not include their mattress factory.
1t takes push to make success, Roy
all d Borden are the greatest pushers in
furniture business in North Carolina.
In six years they have built up large
jobbing and retail trade in several states.
They do not have dull times, but are
always busy. They have just received
a shipment of four styles of chairs, which
when put together, will fill twelve cars.
They buy in the dull summer, when fac
tories are overstocked, thereby buying
cheaper than in the busy season.
In pursuance of President Harrison's
order of January 4, 1893, extending the
civil service law to all free delivery post
offices, the civil service commission at
Washington has ordered that an exami-
nation be held at the postoffice building
in this city OF Saturday, May 13, 1898,
commencing at 8 o'clock a. M, for the
grades of clerk and carrier in the city
postoffice. Only citizens of the United
States can be examined. The age limita-
tions are as follows: For clerk, not under
Is years; for carrier, not under 81 nor
over 40; for messenger, stamper, ETC., not
under 1G nor over As. No application
will be accepted for these examinations
unless filed with the undersigned, on the
proper blank, before II o'clock M, We'd
nesday, May 10. For application blanks,
instructions, and information relative to
the duties and salaries of the different
positions apply at the postoffice to r. II.
Rigsbee, secretary board of examiners.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-04-13
ROLLINS GETS OUT !
Many Men Go His Bond and He
Walks Out.
rbi, Until the Court Gives Him New
Trial.
THE $4,000 90 is REALLY IN SIGHT
o.ouIe Who Come and GO-Brief Brevi-
ties Of Interest to All Readers
of The Globe.

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The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-04-13
J. W. JONES & co.
MONEY-SAVINC
OPPORTUNITIES
To buy Fashions Choicest Creations
IN Fine Footwear.

Current just now are some rare
chances in Women's and Children's
Button Shoes, Oxford Ties, One
strap and Opera Slippers.
Women'S Dongola Kid Slippers,
turned, worth 81 %, at S1.OO.
Women's Fine Dongola Kid Ok
ford Ties, plain and patent leather
tip, worth $1.75, at $I.5O.
Women Fine Bright Dongola
Kid Oxford Ties, styles common
sense, opera and piccadilly lasts,
worth So so, at $500.
Women's Patent Leather Oxford
Ties, worth $4 so, at 1915.
Sixty pairs Women's Fine Bright
Dongola Kid Button Boots at S1.65,
reduced from $500.
Misses Bright Dongola Kid But
ton Boots, heels and spring heels, at
$1.25, reduced from $3.50 and $l.75.
Misses Red Goat Button Boots at
$1O0 and S1.25, reduced from 81. 25
and S1.5O.
Misses Bright DongOla Kid Ok
ford Ties, patent leather tip, worth
Sl.75, at $1.50.
Thirty pairs Boys Fine Calf
laced and button-Shoes at $3.50
reduced from So 90.
4 w .I0NEC g IN
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-04-13
LIVE LOCAL LINKS.
The Days Record of Current Events In
the City and Vicinity.

The Days Record of Current Events In
the City and Vicinity.
The poor are always with us, and so
are the street car tracks.
Col. Sam Adams was not assassinated
as first reported. This is bad news.
Another shipment of the pure Flor
ida cigars just arrived at the Racket
Grocery
Just few days more and we expect
to hear that Lon Matthews will advertise
cheap monkeys for sale.
We understand, and rejoice to know,
that Col. Bow Harris was drowned this
morning in an April shower.
HE GLOBE gets there these days the
same as in many other days of its wild,
woody and reckless existence.
Now that the rain has come at last
Il Is not out of place to suggest that now
j. the time to plant silk umbrellas.
The new fire company turned out the
other night, and would have been in it, if
Aere had been any hydrant in sight.
Smoke pure Florida cigars and buy
your groceries from the Racket Grocery
" you wish to enjoy life and prosper.
We have several hundred flower
pos, etc, which we close out at cost for
cash. AZ T1ovn &, Co
DR. Douglas has returned to Dur
nam and can be found at his office just
over y. NJ. Johnson & Cos. drug store.
The water works will be sold at auc.
uon Before bidding, those who sell
SHOULD he made prove that the water
works.
The turf cut at Hillsboro for the new
"o'eI grounds is tho stuff, and the ter
races about the building are beginning to
'oom up in great shape.
III VIII be but a little time now till
su'oAy Hollow will be wiped out of ex
S'ehce, and the decent people of Dur.
1am are eagerly awaiting the day.
-Call for pure Florida cigars and
'@Ae no other decidedly the best nickle
>'s"fS ever put on the market.
w. Ii. PROCTOR.
-Ihe police court these days is moth.
1s wildly desperate. 1t is either those
1'unh and down or those drunk and up
VINO furnish the little business for the
squire.
Wanted, by an experienced dress
,'Aef' position in some fashionable
y TeSSnaking establishment in this city
S studied under leading French dress
4aAefs at the North, and makes a spe.
'y OF tailor-made garments. Apply
" this office.
he time mas arrived to look after
p.'''ng D., out your flowers. Remember the
Ne' Grocery handles plain and fancy