New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-06-28

THE TALK or THE DAY.

| There are two classes Of people, says social
| mill, .opher Of whom the world grows little I'M
patient, The men who take pains TO prove things mat
| are obviously true. ard the men who strive Just 10
| hard 10 prove what l. obviously u.drhe. lou VIII
Meet these two casse, Of in every walk OF HE.
! The frs, will spend much time in saying. i assert
vithou; fear of successful contradiction tina, two ana
| two make iour.' While the second tries 10 gel the
world listen 70 him n no solemnH d"mfes'
There i NJ who will deny that TWO ana Two
make five If could eliminate these two cia' ses
! II wellin cntioned men the progress Vi 'he "oriu
| would bc much advanced
| sapplcich yale o3).-Fresheigh has eloped with
| Girl whose father + gambler -, ,, a..
| jIapplp,gh ,ditto-Faro's daughter, eh' How old
'n"y ,n rdPp1 she saw him in the freshman
! rushcrs.-l Bnffao Qups
| When tn, neglge shirt first became popular"
saws The Philadelphia Record it was flannel OF
silk shirt with soft collar and no cuffs IN speak o.
! Its object was relieve a man OF wearing s'arched
| bosoms and collars and cuff, In hot weather, when
! they ar. not only uncomfortable but likely 10 VIII
| down from pcrspirlon ard give the wearer Q
, .lov.nlv appearancc Now however. the only differ
enrc Is found I'm the color. The neghee smr' IL AZ
stiff as bourd and the collar even stiher so are the
ufs In fact II isn't neglige at ALL The same fnng
ANTILLES 70 the russell shoe. When 1t first came on' its
chief advantage lay in the assertion that IL WASN'T
,ecesorv 10 have II shlncd mp every day or So some
ore however had 10 invent a patent polish FOR he
n.rur, shoe and 1t costs more 10 shine that man
does a regular black shoe"
a., fool carrie, lis name I'm his mouth
The wrrn has a sNeetcT song tlan th- pea.oTn a..
All churches have some members WHO "'A '''
Every man is a hypocrite who prnys one way ana
There are Two ways OF telling goose-by It's saopis
''9 Find nd man who has no hobby. and you find one
WI" So,n,ns viii d. more to improve the looks than
scIl,bNns pig with soap will not take the love
T I,S' rSh, Kind Of man always learns something
worth knowing from mistake -.,.,,r -. ~.
Tsr arr P'p wtoc World who never go prayer
meeting In rainy weather -CRams Horn
, hov Is a strange creature. Just at present no
uu show Il I'm the matter OF cherries. lie VIII REGARD
with almost absolute indifference plate OF ripe
cherries OF the supper table, ana 'h'h H. WIN
Immediately go out and risk MS life In ga'herihs :
few hafrpe cherries Oh S""e INV ~ ~
been forbidden TO cinb
The Cause Of It.-softy blew the June Dreeh s
,hroigh tine grand old woods. Fealher,d sohsn,r. s
new 1oyously from branch To htnhen n,r prrncs1
brook murrlured accompaniment .. III rh,aows
nISv and danced coyly IN and ont OF the SHADOWS
while the mosscovered monarchS Oh w a., nniamsa
selves waved their leafy pluneS. a. II III npnIIn,dot
nH The sun beamcd his approval from an uhcioude0
sky. a.. c.oreo as the two stroled along
r rno grassy carpet spread by natures own nsna'
In yon deep glen on the further sus NJ bark Are
ia,
tho others calling us What noise Is 'na ,t,v a., n
" think George answered Laura soius, Tuh
A., h t ~ those trousers Of yours. '-(Chcago IND
4 German physician has revived the apple treat
-, o., th. cur. OF drunkenness. But any Jerseyman
yho knows IN. virtues Of applejack would tell MIN
that the apple is not built exactly tha' way
xsce,aues and Luxuries.-Ned-I don't Know nov. no ~
IN, ,oi"r 70 make out old fellow. Why, canr w
my u r,ns = thought Won had a salary OF S.oOo.
IA .re,t scott ! have to use tlat TOT my c'Ssfs
and ci,b fees-CC Chicago News Record
raS tho other day. AS neither the
n,s,nr nor defendant is saying anything, they are
| probably both satisfied
Different Ways OF Working H-Dehenhhm EN-, ~ .st ~
| Emo, hnrgIar that driven OH tAe o'no' "e"s "
| '"' mnmms,nYes I got rid o; burglar IN presy
murh the same way once. But he 'ooA 'he A'S'
with him. ,,
| How was that y 49,, a.. an Ala warn sock. IA
| found t."-(Chicage Tribune.