New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-02-12
THE TALK or TIE DAY.


THE TALK or TIE DAY.
Mr. steven on an Edinburgh nc; uary says that fry
ont Of 100 people who reach seventy years farmers.
The average mortality per 1000 Is 2o2 among Liquor
dealers increasing from 122 between the as,s Of
twenty am; twcnty.nln TO 10..S from seventy up
ward Among 900 gardeners he finds the deathfate
TO be 1913, carpenters 124, shocmakers 1914, stone
masons 49, butchers 17.e. nnkeepcrs 2l.4, licensed
sroccls who sell liquors leo, hoelheepers 2Gs, bar
keepers 33.4 Among cergymon the lowest death-rate
is In the Church OF England, 1o2 and the highest Ia
the Catholic Church, 117. The Eew-fork Medical
Record, attributes the high d,athrate Of the Catholic
clergy 10 celibacy
Complete Returns Lirpcr-Are you writing for the
papers as much ever!
Chipper-Qulte much, yes, Sir
Llpper-And what about The return'-have they H.
Clipper The returns They arc as great ast
could expect. Everything that send out With accom-
panying stamp returns 10 me.-(bostoh CYuTier'
sovs m cntomologist: / have found tobacco smoke
f., be equally good with worSr results as regards
odor than alcohol. unless you dislike tobacco know
that have put bugs, worms various kinds OF repues
in large bottles and have kept hem for years by simply
blowing the bottle full Of strong tobacco smoke and
gazing It properly. The perfect forms would remain
for years in fact, Just long as the oouie remaneo
perrnctlv scald rppn opening #. the result has In
varabv hecuthat - in Of long stanGne-a COM
rlctc collapse si, the eifcc, Is no worse than that
NJ alcohol Tor ono never thinks OF removing .
pre.ervativ, life form from the alroho When one
puts form in alcohol Is understood to be merely
r,r looks and not for examination or handAns''
Queen Of the Realm Shadholt On The crowded car
-Mc-ab this Is the rs limo ever snw you rise aH"
give your seat to woman , ,,.-rN
Mcsiab tof tho suburbs. IA an awcsiruck Whisper
shl That. our hired girl Chicago Tribune.
Dr. Adler. Of London, recently tolc tie following
story Of the Emperor Hsdrlaa. With the oelecs "
cas;ing rdicule The Eible. lladran once saia
Jewish rabbi why your God is represented 'nefe'a
As thief for He surprised Adam In hs sleep anu
robbed him OF OF ms ribs" The RABBI daush'e';
who was present, craved permission TO reply anu
when her request granted, she san SeO A'
impIore thine imperial protection A great on'.s.
las been inflicted upon u.s." "What mas hapPeheo'
asked the Emperor she answered. In the uarhness
Of tho night an audacous thief broke into our house
lie took silver fagon from our chest OF plate ana
left golden in its place. Would that sueh
robber would visit ny palace every day SAD
Hadrian. And not the Creator such a thiei ~
Sis - rctorted the GIRL for DE stole IRON Adam
rib and in lieu thereof gave unto him living lovely
wifc1'
TWO LETTERS
Mr.. Reuben Iackwoods smiths Corners. Arizona.
Tear Uncle: wife and very much regret that w
bavo only five rooms and little cellar Tor our OWL
family and % will be unable avail ourselves Of
S'u' "'''N VIM " JOHN TOwNBRED.
IL.
Mr. T. Townbred No oOS5 swelIe Place, Chicago
Dear Nephew Maria and me viii take the cenar any
the children can have bunks in your room. Can only
from May to August 10 Ti.H PES RBES.
-(Chcago News Record.
Here Is the timetable for 1893 Lent begins ne1s
Wednesday. February 10 Easter Day occurs on Apnu
Washncton's Birthday February %. Is on wednee'
day: Inauguration OF the President, saturday Marcn
4: St. Patrick's Day. March H. Friday; Fourth ~
IpIv. Tuesday: Labor Day. Monday, september -
Christmas December o5 Monday.
"You were gone a good WHILE" said the invana
her husband who had been 70 5e ~ n m the
don I know think he must have spent sooe
deal Of the time putting up the Price -l"ash'"s'
ton star.
A Philadelphia oyster dealer Is named Shelleni' anu
lawyer OF the same city bears the name OF Hones''
man.
Imogene-I was awfully disappointed in the figure
OF the Venus de Medici
imogenc-Wcl you can't Just imagine. she dia T,s
look II she ever wore corset IN her hi''
Modise.
A social philosopher remarks that man WIN .
quail on toast appetite and a beef stew purse WI"
never get rich
Ice is quoted at cents ton At Devils LAKE. &, 1"
Devils Lake referred 20. 1t should be- oos'rVSu' naca
Michigan and not elsewhere M ue H anh, N I ~ much
unmcntionable the price OF ice, 10 oouo'' 10 ~
hiGher.-(Boson Transcript.
"The Philadelphia Record says that ABOUT
dozen aesthetic looking women occupy front seat, az
all tho Paderewsd concerts. They are fIantlo III ''
applause and act as though they would ike 10 ru
upon the stage and fall at the feet OF the Hi'''
The harmless enthusiasts 1t says, "who are peor
OF means follow their idol from city to city ana he'e
miss concert liost of them are SAD 70 0e''''
In NewIork.'
at takes a woman TO rebuke wona MG,o oo sfpS
John liilderbrau tho Richeleu " VINE s Ser
In car at depot at Columbus the S'her ,, Ta
snohS,snly eSout her. inquired OF lady with an an
OF the most supreme ccndesc, noioh wne.e YOU
she had entered the sbeSa repcd The
lady quietly The questioner glrea ssVsge d ,,,tuds
and Took ssat to- e css pesrs before
chicago Dispatch
"The Christian Advocate" critcises severely fees
entertainment In scall town. OF which tle iohoN.us
was the announcement: The Epworth League % ~
Methodist Episcopal church Will hold an aue'
social at Union Hall on Tuesday evening" 'an"a', -.
r"r,v beautiful ladies will be sold at suction ana inc
gentleman who bids the highest Will escort " pa.
t.re NJ a sumptuous repast which VIII De prepare
for the occasion. One Of the most enloyapie ums'
of the season Is ANTICIPATED
SUNDAY MoRNING-A PASTEL IN PROSE
Ding dong!
lie in nv bed and listen the bells cali for.n ,hS
p.onle TO Worship. l close my eyes ana Sc mertnS
hrnnrs on the sidewalks and those In carriages iaA'As
their WAY to the churches. -.
l wonder what they are thinking about bout r,orc
THAT doe, not hurt me, wonder sohe ,o,' .n.v
wander what they viii be thinking about when 'A''
go home.
Ding dong
There goes announcer o olmos, tell the denomna
t,ons ~ the churches by the tones OF the belss
But he can't.
Ncher he sleep.
Ding dong
Dang II l-(Detroit Tribune