Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1893-02-09

A MUssuLMAN is not as a matter OF
| course a yender OF oysters.
| Courier,
JAGsoN says that our boon compan-
| ions can be relied upon because tney
are our fast friends. - mira Gazette.
A RICH st. Louis girl Is about to
marry an Indian. In fact, fortune
seems to favor the braye.-Yonkers
Statesman.
i MAN who has lost collars In
laundry refers to the institution as
4 big iron and steal syndicate. Wash
ingtOn Star.
A ToPERs promises are deemed I'M
reliable, Notwithstanding the fact
that he is conceded to be full-nller.
Boston Courier.
Il ALWAYS found Hamlet easy,
said the old tragedian, "but had to
hump myself to do justice to Richard
the Third. Puck
HE (anxiously)-"Youa are not your
own dear self tonight, sweetheart"
She (passively)-"No, darling-l am
yours. Funny Folks.
ONE could stand some men going
of in a flight of eloquence" II it
would only take them out OF hearing.
Cleveland Plaindealer.
THE air seems fresher in winter
than it does in summer. Eyes, it's
kept on ice most Of the time, you
know. Washington Star
A SECOND STREET dry goods dealer
advertises the strange fact that his
stock of handkerchiefs is not to be
sneezed at. -Philadelphia Record.
SOME of our theatrical managers
!, might do we'll to emulate the exam
!, pie Of the heavens In the matter or
shooting stars.-Boston Transcript.
i "pLL be awful glad when paw swears
r on smokin' again." said Tommy.
This is the fourth lickin' I've got in
three days. indianapolis Journal"
WHAT makes the bicycle popular
70 with many, rich or poor. is that after
Ie trying to ride on one they feel they
n are better off.-Philadelphia Times
q ION, George! you careless creature;
l, here's another rent in your overcoat."
Is "Oh. darn the rent! I'll wear my
lr other coat this. evening. "-Philadel-
y phia Record.
Ell SPARK Why do trolleymen on
y electric cars wear rubber gloves!
70 Flash-Because they are not con-
~ ductors. The Clothiers and Haber-
- dashers' Weekly.
- MISS DE VERE-I can trace my an
@ cestors back to the Reformation.
or Juggins - That's nothing. can
as trace back to ancestors beyond ref
IT. ormation.
ne A CHICAGO woman was chloro-
in formed and robbed at Fort Scott the
To- other night. Kansas always endeay-
as ors to make her visitors feel at home.
es kansas City Journal.
lr- IL sEE," said one real estate dealer
We to another, "that you still have va
nd cant house in your new row." "Yes,
IS. was the reply; lit is last, but not
10, lea sed. Washington Star.
ne Boston GIRL-"Has our modern
Ses culture penetrated to the far West?'
Us, Chicago Girl-"You just ought to SEE
ne one of our bean bag sociables. p
ne Street & Smiths Good News.
80 =" Mr.. RAPPID-"A woman has to liv'
~ year in Chicago before she can ge
49, divorce" Mrs. De Smith-AY es
it comes high, but it's worth it. >
. q Smith, Gray s. Co. IS Monthly.
he WHAT becomes of the messenge
INV BOYS? is the question going tn
hor rounds Some of them grow up Z
he be preachers, and are noted for thei
mas slow delivery.-Detroit Journal.
its, FOND MAMMA-"My son is study
ing ing biology now" Mrs. Storker-
ing "Buyology? Oh, wish my daughte
Dng could study that it might teach he
ess- how to shop!"-Princeton Tiger.
the MORRISON EssEx-I'm going to lie
has his wife know Of his action with tn
ter girls. Franklin Furniss-Are yo
lble going to tell her? Morrison Essex
q No, I'm going to tell my wife.-Pucl
'u1o MISS PLANE-I think would hay
i'so made successful politician. nev'
liiC forget face. Miss Bute-WOuldn
you be happier, dear, If you coul
forget your own?-Indianapo Jou
an nal.
wed CHE had come for her in bugs
own and she objects to the turnOut)-"1
his are very particular; you put on mo-
ada. airs than music-box!" She@"Wel
late don't go with crank, anyway
ac- Quips.
zen. LAWYER (tokicking client)-"Wel
ring have you at last decided to take n
time advice and pay this bill of mine
that Client = ayes" Lawyer = "Ve
visit we'll; Ito clerk John, add IS to N
gave Smiths bill for further advice. "
ntly Puck.
on YOUNG Mr.. Perkins Ito little Doll
sent who has just been shown of befo
'iisn company)-~Well. don't you thir
tne I'm nice, Dolly" Dolly Ito h
IL mother)-"Is this where tell I
ason truth or where act polite?"-Cl
luer; cago News Record.
, his A DUBLIN newspaper has an adv'
80 tisement possibly more truthful tn
hIs intended: Wanted, gentleman
,rad undertake the sale OF patent me'
.aint cine. The advertiser guarantees tn
,rai,s it will be profitable to the undo
= 20 taker. Medical Times
, the "How is my wagon getting along
1w a asked the butcher. you've had
VERY six weeks" "All ready but the vince
ID ia They're not tired yet," returned I
York wagon maker. well, they ought
be, they've been waiting so lon