Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1893-04-20
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PITH AND POINT.


MANY man who starts on welV'
spells everything by coming back ,
Cleveland Plaindealer
The bald-hcaded man is blessing
In more ways than one. He never gets .
his hair cut Saturday night -Du Bois
Courier
-She-"Now you've looked OVER ny
music, what would you like to iaveine
play?' He-"Either eucher or crib
bage. Inter. Ocean.
--She-'So you're fully determined
to marry her, are you?" llc--"Ahso-
lutely." Shc--"H'ml Don't you ovee
feel sorry for her?'-Detroit Tribune.
The donkey is generally regarded
as the most stupid of animals, which is
odd in view of the fact that it has tho
most brayin' power Philadelphia Rec
ord
-Trotter-"I hear that Grace VIII
loughby is engaged to real live lord
Barlow-"Well, they claim he's alivea'
but I've seen him several times and I'm
rather slxeptical. Vogue
1t is little discouraging to man
to carry yowling, squaling baby
around for half night, then sit down
and reflect that "of such is the king
dom of Heaven. cleveland Plain
dealer.
Mrs, Commercial Ito her husband,
who is rather cold to her)-"John, the
kisses you give me now are not up TO
the sample you gave me whom you
asked me to be yours. 1t isn't bust
nessl"
First Yew Yorker-"I rode down
| town on the elevated this morning"
Second New YorlSer-"Very crowdedP"
First New YorlSer-''Not in the least; /
had strap all To myself "-Raymond'sg
Monthly,
Erred" said the schoo-tcachcr to q
little boy who was behind his classes,
you are always behind; you should
have more push" Glow can push"
retorted Fred, "if am not behindY"-
uarper's Bazaar. rUs
Mrs. Innocent-"Doctor my hus-
band was talking in his sleep last
night about cold hands What would
you adviser" Doctor 0ldboy-"Keep
him at home from the club in future"
Harvard Lampoou.
"A Sad Truth.-"I don't think the
intellectual element in American litera-
ture has developed very much of late"
said Critticus. "No," said Witticus.
at has been side-traclSed by the dialec-
ual element Judge.
-"Dodscdser groaned Jinglcberry,
as he caressed his nose with his hand
kerchief. Anybody that says cold al
ways codtragts is base deceivcr. BY
cold has beed expanding for the last
seved days. -Harper's Bazaar.
NO" said Willie Washington, 81
am not conceited; on the contrary, |
often have q very poor opinion of my
self" "There are some matters" re-
piled Miss Pepperton, Sin which your
taste is remar kably good. Washing
ton Star. 8
-Unkind of Her. Yes" said Triv-
vet to DiceD II understand that Miss
Gadd has been making remarks about
me. Among other things she has been
kicking about my mustache. "Shc
ought not to be SO cruel as to kick q
thing when it's down." replied deer
Detroit Free Press.
in No Immediate Danger.-'I con-
fess, Miss Mabel" said the young man,
with shudder, that there is one thing
I am afraid of have always had a
mortal dread of the smallpox" well,
haven't got the smallpox, Horace"
said the maiden softly. And he moved
his chair nearer. Chicago Tribune.
"A Bad Blunder. Magazine Office
Boy-"O there's been an awful time
up in the editorial room to-day" Bust
ness Manager-'Eh what's the trou-
ble?' Office Boy-"The janitor made a
mistake and put the No Admittance'
sign at the subscription Office, and the
Welcome door mat in front of the ed
itor's room"