The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-01-25
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

The man that never committed
folly never appreciated wisdom.
= Minneapolis is making $4,000 bar
rels of -four on an average day.
To make leather air-tight ard yet
not injure its Aexibility, soak it thor
oughly in sweet oil.
= 1t frequently happens that one man
iuvents something and some other man
gets the money for it.
= If sweet oil is applied to the skin
Immediately after a blow or bruise, it
will not turn black and blue.
- Take advice Stop coughing at once
BY the immediate use of DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup. One bottle will cure you.
Scales are now made that will weigh
the fame of 8 candle or the smallest
strand of hair plucked from the eyebrow.
For rheumatism and neuralgia use
Salvation Oil, the greatest cure on earth
for pain. It is an infallible cure. 25
cts.
- When young man goes home from
church with his sweetheart, he is only
going from one house of worship 10
another.
- If q man strikes another man weak
er than himself he is coward if ne
assaults stronger man than himself he
is fool.
= Mother: Do you know why your
pa called Mr.. Blowhard liar. Tommy
Tommy: Yes'em; he's a smaller man
than pa.
The buttons of the wedding dress of
New York millionaire's daughter,
recently married, were made of jewels
and cost $lOO each.
- Golden shoes are worn by Shet-
land pony belonging to the Shah of Per.
sia. This expensively shod animal is
only 12! inches high.
= The fleece of 10 goats aud the work
of several men for half year are requia-
ed to make genuine cashmere shawl
yard and half wide.
- The Danes lead the world as butte1
makers. Danish butter has taken the
first prize at most of the Worlds Fairs,
including the Philadelphia centennial.
- Mrs. Stevens: John, ] do believe I
hear man under the bed. John: For
heaven sake, keep still, Hester, and
maybe can get him to make the fire in
the morning. :.
Fowls that are fed literally with
corn in the evening before going to roost
are not likely to suffer from the effects OF
extremely cold weather Give them all
they will eat.
- What is supposed to be the longest
beard in existence is attached to the chin
of the French sculptor. Louis Coulon
of Montincon. 1t measures IT feet in
length and is still growing.
"A hog killed at Solo, Ore, last week
was found to have two perfect stomachs
and two complete sets of intestines. The
owner never noticed anything unusual
about the animal when it wes alive OK.
cept that it had wonderful appetite.
ALL who are troubled with Consti-
patton will find safe, sure, speedy relief
in Ayers Pills. Unlike most other
cathartics, these pills strengthen the
stomach, liver, and bowels, and restore
the organs to normal and regular action.
- The Indiana courts have curious
problem, relates the Washington Star.
A man who was fined for profanity ap.
pealed on the ground that be was on his
own premises when he spoke, and had
right to use any kind Of language that he
pleased.
"A Quaker toast is thus quantity
worded: "This is from me and nine to
thee and thine. I wish when thee and
thine come to see me and mine, that me
and mine will treat thee and thine as
kindly as thee and thine have treated me
and mine."
= In September, 1854, the prouduct of
the only factory in America devoted to
the manufacture of watches was FIVE
movements per day. In September,
1892, the total daily product of the vari-
GUS American watch factories was nearly
1000 watches.
Ayers Pills are constantly sdvanc--
ing in the es!imstion of those who use
them. They improve the appetite, pro.
mote digestion, restore healthy action,
and regulate every function. They are
pleasant to take, gentle in their opera
ton, and powerful in subduiDg disease.
= They were discussing the labor
question. 81 believe in shorter hours"
said Mr.. Linger. $50 do l." replied
Miss Keedick, earnestly. I think an
hour and half is plenty ,org enough
for an evening call. And the young man
had been there three hours.
Wife: Herr Zsrtbeimer is charm
ing man. Just fancy, he has been mar
ried Is years and only yesterday, when
speaking to me abou! his wife, he called
her an angel Husband: 1t is very
possible that she is .n angel now; don't
you know that she died II months
ago?
Teacher: Why did Jesus select
Simon Peter and Andrew, his brother, to
be apostles? Robby: Because they were
SC honest. Teacher: How did He know
they were honest? Robby: Because the
first time He met them they owped up
that they had been fishing all night and
had't caught anything.
Ex-Governor Taylor, of Tennessee,
ha, new joke. 1t runs like this Pat
} was about to die. The priest had been
called and had administered the last SER
,;,oo Tban he ssi,} "Pat ia there anv.