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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

ucts furnish readily available forms Of
nitrogen and phosphoric acid at much
cheaper rates than tho majority Of COM
ploto fertilizers. Furthermore, tho us0.
fulnoss Of nitrogen and phosphoric acid
IN slowly available forms-as they ex.
ist In honos-hGs been amply proved in
practice, especially for slow growing
crops, In orchards, meadows and in such
other cases whore n gradual increase in
general fertility regarded ~ important.
A mixture Of tino ground bone aud muir.
ate Of potash IN tho proportion Of three
parts Of bone TO one Of potash Is used
quito largely and has proved very Of.
fcctiyo and profitable manure for general
use IN grain farming. It furnishes all
tho essential ingredients. costs less per
ton than the average complete fertilizers,
and u contains quito as much nitrogen
and very much orophosphorc acid and
potash.
This simple method Of reducing bones
without acids IS suggested hy II. T.. Al
ford Of the Maryland station; Crush
tho bones thoroughly as possible, and
provide barrel Of fresh burned limo
and three barrels of strong, mleachcd
hardwood ashes for every barrel Of
crushed bone. Use as base or mixing
hearth n tight floor or level layer OF
loamy soil about six inches thick. Upon
this spread barrel Of ashes in similar
layer then in thinner layer half n bar
rel Of bone; scatter through the bono. TO
fill tho space, and spread upon II u half
barrel OF limo pulvorized, but not slaked.
on this spread second barrel of ashes.
Wet this pile gradually with sprin.
klor, using about ten gallons water or
enough TO moistcn all, but have mono
run out. Add Ia likomannor n half bar.
rel bono, a half barrel lime. barrel
ashes and ten gallons more water. over
all scatter about ono bushel land plaster
aud cover tho entire pile with dry loan.
Examine tho p,lo once a week, If needed,
and add vnter 10 keep all moist, but not
wet In four or five weeks shovel over
and thoroughly mix. moiston aud pile
agnin, cover with soil and little moro
plaster and leave two or three weeks
longer II pieces Of bono then remain
undccomposcd, Hft thom out, uso in next
compost or add moro quicklimo and
ashos to give further time.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

Professor Dean, Of the OntarioAgricul-
tural station, says on tho subject Of land
plaster in stAblcsi we ueo constantly
on our floorsa liberal quantity Of land
plaster or gypsum, which has three cf-
fccts; I. II fixes tho ammonia and
makes tho manure moro valuable. ..
IL sweetons the stable, absorbing bad
odors, o. II g.yos the stable u better
appearance and looks neat and tidy. In
fact, an hour after our cows ara turned
out you would scarcely know that a cow
had been in. This is accomplished by a
liberal use Of plaster and whitowash.
Both arc cheap"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

Il is believed that nothing is gained in
carlness or ugor by keeping seed pota-
toes IN a temperature where tho eyes will
develop materially before planting time;
certainly not in % temperature whore
long sprouts viii grow, mating tho Ia.
bcrs together that thcy must he pulled
apart when the season for planting ar.
riycs The object in storing away in cell
lars is to keep the potatoes in an accessi.
bic place and in a8 natural condition az
possible without their freezing. A push
ing ont Of sprouts that would bo broken
or rubbed on ia the handling must nee
cssaily occasion checl, IN the growth
OF tubcra when planted and should bo
guarded against as far MS possible. At
the same time, adds the agricultural cdi.
tor Of tho New York WORLDS potatoes
arc now " goucullyplautod in cut pieces
1t may DO useful To expose the whole
tubers TO the light and warmth for u icyg
days sufficiently long TO indicate the
strong eyes as q guide in cutting tho
pieces.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

a writer Of large experience has tho
following to say in Tho Bcckecpers Ro-
view:
Since built my first bee cellar hnvo
modified my views somewhat upon tho
subject of ventilation in Leo cellars. |
vowed II then ~ u very important fca-
turo. It looks all well enough in theory.
but experience does not support tho
theory. ] put ventilating tubes in my
BEDROOMS aud had the satisfaction OF
discovering That those colonies nearest
these tubes-thoso that were the best
vontilutcd-werc tho first 10 show signs Of
uncasiness. / took out the ycntilntDrs
after the first winter aud have never had
any uso for them since. Until brood
rearing begins, toward spring, very lit
Ito change OF air Is needed; after this
moro Is necessary. Tho suboarth ven.
iilating fad has probably about hal its
run.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06
IL Tool Trouble. na, IIe 90. Il.

About two or three months ago 1
purchased from you bottle OF Cham.
berlain's Cough Remedy, put up In
Dies Molnes, Iowa. Such good results
were obtained from its use that |
enclose one dollar aud ask that you
send me two bottles by express-J, A.
scRIvEN, is Il. 10Th st.. New York
City. To IL. IL. Lane, Druggist,
Psekskill, n. Y. Mr.. Hcriven Is prosl.
dent Of one of tho largest shirt factories
In New York, aud widely known In
business circles. When troubled with
n cold give this remedy u trial aud,
like Mr.. Scriven, you will want IL
when again In need OF such meti.
cine. so cent bottles for sale by y. q.
NJ. /. Drug Dept. dds
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

y II. Clifford, New CAssell, Wis,
uAs troubled with Neuralgia and
rheumatism, his Stomach was disor-
derod, his Liver was Affected to an
alarming degree, appetite fell away,
and he was terribly reduced in fesh
and strength. Three bottles Of Electric
Bitters cured him.
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, H.,
had running sore on his leg II eight
years. standing. Used three bottles OF
Electric Bittep aud seven boxes OF
Buchlen's Arnica Halve, and his leg 10
sound and well. John Speaker, Cat
awba, o., had Ave large Fever sores
on his leg; doctors said he was lncura.
BILE. One bottle Electric Bitters and
one box Bucklen'e Arnica Salve cured
him entirely. Sold at A. &. Smith l.
Co.'S Drug Store. 3ss
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

The weather should not DO very hot or
very cold. May. October and November
are the most suitable months for avert.
ing unpleasant consequences. Moderate
suppuration waytlEc place without any
apparent serious harm, but through bad
management more serious injury has
been known TO take place, though this
has been very rare Flies in hot weather
would produce nagguts with protractei
injury, but this is not fair objection to
the proper performance OF dehorning.
In Ontario tho animal is firmly fas-
tened ani tlr, hv.u, -,wn og in few
seconds by snlliul operator with a
aw having about ne teeth to the inch.
s small portion OF tho skin is taken
long with tho horn Norwest Farmer.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

Save NIL tho poultry droppings These
will be- valuable ms top dressing for
vegetables next season. Tho care with
which this manure is saved will deter
mine it, value, Keep wood ashes away
FROM It and keep It dry. A plan TINT has
succeeded well consists in placing the
droppings as fast ma gathered mp in u
water tight keg or barrel provided with
n cover and sprinkling over the manure
a shoyclful or two Of loum. The latter
deodori2es The mass and prTcnts loss.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06
CONFERENCES
Rates and Arrangement MO Grsnde
western hallway.

Rates and Arrangement. Mo Grsnde
Western Hallway.
Rates same Us last year and are at
least one fare for the round trip 10 Salt
Lake; from far points rates are lower;
see nearest ticket agent X. q. w. Ry.
for exact rates. A Conference special
will leave Ogden daily from April ard
TO 9th at $3.50 q. m; leaves Salt Lake
on return trip at $3.50 y, M. The run
will bs made In both directions In One
hour, and train will stop at all inter-
mediate points. Train formerly leav-
Ing Silver City at $3.50 a. M, passing
Payson, Spanish Fork, Springville,
Provo, American Fork, Lohl and
other intermediate points will, COM
menoiug April LIST, run at an earlier
hour so M to arrive at Salt Lake
promptly at l0a. IN. Returning, train
win leave Salt LakB at p. IN. Instead
OF i:05 p. IN. as here ioiore. All other
trains will run on present schedules.
Tickets at the greatly reduced rates
limited to April 18th viii bs sold from
April 3rd 10 9th inclusive from Ogden,
Silver City, Sptingville, Bingham and
intermediate sutton. From all other
points tickets will DO on sale from
a pril 2nd 10 9th, limited to pril Goth.
Street cars make connections nj Rio
Gfando Western depot for the hotels
and the Temple Square.
]. II. BENNETT.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06
are plenty of other good hogs,-J. l..
Boyer In Field and Farm.


This Partridge Cochin belongs to tho
heavy bodied, thickly foathered Asiatic
families 30 much priced in England. Here
the smaller breeds that lay more eggs arc
better liked The Partridge Cochin Is,
however, u good winter layer, bringing
in eggs from November to May II tho
individual who went into tho egg raising
business for profit could have Loghorn
layers during the six warmer months Of
the year and Asiatics-say Black Cochins
during the six colder months, no might
make tho seasons meet prottably
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06
ZONE As A fERTlLlzeR.

Value Of hi,roerh and l'asphorlu Acid In
Bones Reducing Honrs without Acids.
Tho names OF brands rs "bono meal"
"pnre bone, ""grouud bone, straw bone"
stc., are, as rule simply trade terms
and have noTeiproucpip tho Kind Of bono
or method lsfl muIniaotureA Provided
bone only isuded nj 'ho preparation OF
tho brands, tho huenosa aud amount OF
plant food contained govern the value.
The results Of the analysis Of Dissolved
bone made at the New Jersey station ars
stated TO DO in accord with those secured
in preyiouA yeara--Iiz. that these lrod-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

II will cost you nothing and win
snrely do you good, II you have a
Cough, Cold, or any trouble with
Thfoat, Chest or Lungs. DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption,
Coug hs and Colds Is guaranteed 10 give
relief, or money will be paid back.
Sufferers from La Grippe fo,'nd 1t Jusi
the thing, and under Its usol had
speedy and perfect recovery. vsy u
ample bo!ts at our expense and learn
for yourself just how good 9 thing !
ia. Trial bottle FREQ at A. Z. smith q
Co.'S Drug Store. Large size bOc. anu
Sl.00. "
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

= I7T"T7f IVTNl sNVVIVTFTs
Chamberlain Medicine Co, OF Dss
M0ines, Is an Iowa manufacturing
Institution and one In which the resi-
dents Of the state look upon with pride.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has
become national In reputation aulia
nown In nearly every household In
the state and throus bout the great
west. Its merits arc becoming estab-
llshed In all parts OF America. For
ihle by u. &. NJ. |. Drug Dept DDS
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

The illustration showsa beautiful Par
fridge Cochin pullet-tho ono that took
first prize at the London Crystal palace
exhibition last year. Tho Partridge is
the handsomest Of all tho Cochin fami-
lics-black white and buff Cochin eggs
arc. however. very thick shollod, and
there is sometimes difficulty in Matching
them.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

Many DOCTORS bill has been saved
by the use OF Chamberlsin's Cough
Remedy. The name IN a household
word In many parts OF the country.
Cbamberlain's medicines have an OK.
iensive sale In tho Worlds Fair City
md many people testify to the merits
n their different remedies. For sale
BY n. q. M. !. Drug Dept. d&s
fins Cigars, johnson, Pratt Drug 90
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

THE CULLEN, 5, q. Ewing Proprie.
tor. Half block from Post Onlce, 4 doors
from Pullman ticket office, Main 81.
Rates $500 per dry. Special Local
Ruk.s,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06
THE HOTEL TEMPLETON.

The Hotel Templeton ~ opposite
Temple Square, Tithing 0nlces, Eagle
Gate, DEsERET NRws Building aud all
points OF interest In Salt Lake City.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

Cheap but good. The told baud
Coffee Is now on the high road to be.
come the peoples favorite.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

THE BEsr SALvE In tho world fbt
Cuts, Bruises, Bores, Uioors, RAlt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns and all bkin
Erupuons, and positively cures Piles,
or no pay required. It's guaranteed 10
give perfect satiafaction or money re-
funded. Prios 70 conN par box. RaF
sale by A. C.Smith q Co
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06
New Arg ANS.

Bee the handsome pictures contained
In each package Of Gold Baud Coffee.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

weber Coal Prom ola church Mine
All. y. Morse & Sons, removed to 100
y. Main st., In Western Union Tele.
graph Office.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

AK your grocer for Gold Band Cof
fee. II 10 a winner and Ia deservedlJ
popular.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

Godhe. ScaIl, rI.Godbe all the
same, 20 East, lat South.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

The attention OF economical house,
keepers Ia called 10 the Gold hand
Package COileO. II Is the best.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

AsRn after dinner coffee you will DO
pleased with Gold Band.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

Soda Water, Johnsop-Prntt Drug Go.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06
90 to scsTflis Tor Patent Medicines.

For Bargains In Drugs and Medicines,
20 to the knuisford Pharmacy. James
O'COnnor, proprietor.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

All nrst.clis grocers keep Gold Band
Coffee In stociS; try n package and you
will DO pleased.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

You will be pleased with Gold Band
Coir~. For sale by all 1rsi'clasa
uFncsra
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

One n'iiion Dollars to Loan.
Six TO . per cent.
CONWAY q DoNNELLAH,
Room 20, Commercial Block.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

The Gold Hand Coffee will be- always
In your household after one trial.
,,r., .--.,---,-.--y az lIo
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

Go to Scarfi's Tor Pc iumos.
Hair Brushep, Johnson-Pratt Drug Co
DR.. Burrows, oculist, Aurist and OPP.
tician. speetaclos fttod. Commercial
Rlook
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

Toilet Articles, } Johnson. raft DrueCo.
Thanks, CAL agaln! u hnson. Pratt
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

Sea- IT IL your friend.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

Go to Scnrfi's for Prescriptions.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

Help us TO help you by calling for
Gold Hand Coffee when ordering your
groceries.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

Scarf can fix you.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06
scarGl sosrfi scaril Scarf!
Go to scarii's for Drugs.

o. l.. Eliason has removed 10 No. 20
Main st., opposite u. G. NJ. l..
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06

syringes, etc, Johnson.Pratt Drug Co.
II your grocer does not keep Gold
Band Coffee Jog his memory Till he does
E.anit
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-04-06
There Ia only one Scarf.

Your breakfast table viii not be com.
plete without Gold band Coffee.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-10-09
PRINCE BISMARCK.
The Veteran and Invalid Statesman Given
an Ovation on His Arrival at Frisdrichs-
ruhs.


The Veteran and Invalid Statesman Given
an Ovation on His Arrival at FrIedrlchs-
ruhs.
BERLIN, October s.-Prinee Bismarck
did not arrive at Friedrichsruhe from
K~lssedgen, until after eleven
o'clock last night. A crowd of
people surrounded the railway
station near Prince Bismarek's home
when the invalid statesman reached
there. The local authorities only a.
flowed about sixty Of the Princes per-
sopal friends to greet him on the plat
form.
Among the latter was the manager of
the Bismarck estate. to whom the aged
Prince gave his left hand, with a
pleased though faint smile, and at
tho same time r%emarking that his
right hand was still disabled. Prince
Bismarck then asked if all were well at
the castle said that he had borne his
journey very well, The ex-Chancellor
walked firmly to the carriage
which was in waiting for him and
was driven to Friedrichsruhe. The
route TO the castle was lined with peo-
pie and In front of them stood 6remen
holding laring torches above their
heads and producing a most brilliant eff
feet. From ell sides the Prince was
greeted with the most heartfelt
enthusiasm mingled with deep reVer-
ence. Prince Bismarck, replying to
those evidences of good will upon the
part OF the German people, bowed cor
daily TO his admirers, many Of whom
could hardly be restrained from press
ing forward and kissing the aged states
mans hand.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-10-09

would advise him 20 stop reading that
style Of fiction, for fiction Is all It Is.
though It Is based In q measure on we'll
known scientific facts. Storms Of that
character travel in q certain direction,
but with 4 vast circular motion. The
recent storm on the Atlantic coast was
lrst heard from by wire in the West
Indies. On the Jersey coast, which
was touched by only It's outer circle,
the wind was from the north and blew
with steadily increasing force for nearly
a week before the full effects were felt,
and they were comparatively slight.
The deadly force Of that same storm,
and at almost the same time, was felt
IN Georgia and South Carolina, which
we're nearest its centre.
The storm that laid waste the Gulf
States was Of this character. That
section when touched by its outer circle
experienced only a strong breeze from
q direction which was the only sign OF
it. AS the storm centre drew nearer
the force Of the wind Increased, in pro-
portion, from the same direction. 1t
increased By degrees from a breeze to
a cyclone. During the first twslve
hours nobody in the Inflated district
feared anything, but after that they
began to seek shelter. Then as the
monster drew nearer q Thousand million
serpents seemed Kissing In the air ac-
conpanied by sounds like the grooming
Of a mighty army in agony. Then the
fences fell, somebody's barn roof was
carried away, and the more slightly
built houses tottered and swayed until
they became unsafe. Trees were up
rooted and In ten minutes more no car
penter's or mason's work could stand.
Well built chimneys tumbled, windows
were blown in, people, terrified as
though the crack Of doom were re-
sounding, fed, but had scarcely crossed
the threshold Of their houses before the
whole fell upon and buried them, or
they escaped this disaster only to be
visited by another, for the wind laid
hold Of everything as a giant would
pick up a chip, and they were driven
like a projsctile from a cannon against
any obstruction that was in their way
and dashed to pieces.
Our correspondent may rest assured,
however, that the steady wind from
one point Of the compass that preceded
this horror had nothing in common
with the "strong East wind" that pre-
ceded the end Of the world in the tale
he mentions. Taking into c~onsldera-
ton the form Of the earth and the Pc
c~uliarities OF It's aerial forces, the end
could hardly come that way.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-10-09
Shot Down in His Door.

HoPKINsvILLE, KY, October S.-A
shooting ARRAY resulting in death took
place at Darlington last evening. Claude
Robinson aud Clarence Gritfen, en-
p!oyes Of the Louisville and Nashville
Railroad Company, went TO the house
Of Lassie Griffen, another railroad
hand, with whose wife they we're be-
lieved to be intimate.
The two meu were met at the door by
Lassie Griffen, and a quarrel ensued,
when Robinson drew a pistol and opeu-
ed fire on Grifen, who fell to the
ground and almost instantly expired.
Clarence Grlffen also fred upon their
adversary as he sank down. The dead
man was a noted character and had
served a term In the penitentiary. Rob-
inson and Griffen went into darlington
later on and gave themselves up and
were placed In jail.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-10-09
FUNNY SAYINGS.

Mrs. Brown-JOnes-"So no married
you after alp" Mrs. Brown-SmIth-
eyes, after all l had, but he didn't get
IT,"
No matter how economical he may be
or how large his wages the coal miner
often finds himself In a hole.
"Well, Anna, have you found the rose
for my hair yet?" Eyes. madam; but
now l cannot find the hair"
Pessimtst-'Don't you wish you'd
never been born?" Book agent-"No; l
let other people do that for me-"
By the way, why doesn't the conduc-
tor punch the train robber? He might
at least give him a check.
Strange to say, many brokers are hest
pleased with the stock market when 1t
is simply ~unbearable.
Miss Quidnunc-''Do you think that
genius is hereditary" P~raxyteles
Beau-'T can't tell; l have as yet no
children"
Mr.. C~rimsonbeak - "Isn't It hard
work minding the baby?" Nurse girl
Not half so hard as trying TO make
the baby mind me-"
"Does your friend, the star actor,
draw weil?" 1.-THE only time | ever
knew him to draw a full house was
when he was playing poker"
Watts-How did you come out In
your little wrestle with the Chicago
wheat market?" Potts-"I went after
wool and got worsted."
Mathematician you give a poor
blind man q few cents?" Banker
mo! The outlook Is so bad that you
are TO be congratulated"
SIS the boss at homer" Housemaid-
mo. Tuesday is bargain day, and she
never gets home until real late 10 the
afternoon"
Citizen-"Do you have much trouble
arrestlng tramps?" Policeman--"Oh,
no.; no matter how strong a tramp is, he
will never resist a rest"
mister, gimme q dime. I'm a vic
tim Of the IndiannY train robbery"
"How were you a victlm?" II didn't
get any o. the stolen money, seeY'
isn't that clock q little slow?"
asked the man Eho was setting his
watch. Possibly, replied the ieTeler.
ut Just came in from Philadelphia"
Mr.. Tlppel- "Tm-er-just going out
to see a man, my DEAR" Mrs. Tippel-
well, l wish you'd bring a little back
in a bottle with you'll feel shirsyi"
Shelf you married . girl in the
hope that she would one day come into
a fortune wouldn't you feel guilty over
it?" He-"Not If she got the fortune"
One of the pathetic things Of life is
TO see a man trying TO carTy what is
technically known as q "Jse" and the
tune Of "After the Ball" both at once.
"Hello, Bingley, how did the doctor
succeed in breaking up your feVer?"
"Oh, easy enough; he presented his bill
and l had a chill in fifteen minutes"
Unks-"Dld you ever read The Man
Without . Country?'" Winks-"No,
bnt l can sympathize with him. ] am
The Man Without any Relatives Ia
Chicago"