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Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE Milford Fire Department has been
the happy recipient Of two very generous
donations of ten dollars each from Mrs.
Ruth Carlisle and Mrs. Ann Reynolds.
This is an instance Of honor where
honor is due" and we are sure the fire
fighters with hearts expressive of thanks
will feel ever grateful for the liberalitv
exercised by these truly generous ladies.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
Licensed Auctioneer

desire to notify the public that I am
ready to serve them as an auctioueer. or.
ders may be left at the CHRONICLE Office
W. 7. PARvIs, Licensed Auctioneer
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

If you see any goods like ours that YOU can
buy for less than ours, come back and eet
your money.
II you see any goods you like better than
ours, come back and get your money,
People like to deal where they feel sure
they are safe. All we claim, is we keep the
very best goods we can procure and gnarau.
tee that we an'tbe undersold.
Latchum & Davis.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
20 tons Bran for sale by ]. E. holland.

Received this week from the largest man.
uaeturers in New York city, the largest line
OF infants misses and ladies' coats and
eapes ever opened in Milford.
Geo. H. Hall.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Furniture, bed room suits, parlor suits.
taoles, chairs, beds or ANYTHING YOU NAV
want, Bought right and shall be sold right.
Geo H Hall
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Mr.. PETER F. CAUsEY, of this town,
has been. appointed a Sugar Inspector in
the New Orleans Custom House at the
very neat salary of $4,000.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

TIE weather prophets generally pre-
dict a very severe winter Now IS the
time, therefore, to be prudent and econo-
mical, Husband your resources and be
prepared to meet the chilling blasts
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
Arrival Of hralIa.

Going NORTH S43 AM, 500 P. n.
GOING SOUTH II:2S AN. 6.4I P. n.
Mail leaves the Post Office twenty minutes
lefore each train.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

EPwoRTH LEAGUE services in the Av.
enue M. f. Church Sunday evening at
6 as O'Clock. Topic. Salvation" Leader,
Rebecca Fosky. All are welcome.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

OYSTERS are being shipped in large
quantities from the mouth of our river.
It is said, that by Christmas, there will be
none worth longing for our home market.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Carpets are cheap, aud we have a lovely
assortment second floor. Bought right and
shall be sold right. Geo. IT Han
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Clothing from the best manufacturers in
New York, Philadelphia and Baltimore
First and seeoud floor. Bought right aud
snall De sold right Geo. H. Hall.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

AT the meeting of the Building and
Loan Association on Tuesday evening,
500 was sold at a premium of two per
cent.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

SOME very fine rock and perch have
made their appearance in our markets
during the past few days.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Mr. JAMES WILLIAMS killed nineteen
ducks on the marsh back of Slaughter
Creek Bar on Monday evening in about
an hour and a-half.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Mr.. JOSEPH GoRBv, Of Greenwood
whose license was refused by reason of 9
technical mistake IN the application, will
apply this week TO Judge Cullen for a
fractional license.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE property of Mrs. Mary E. Lohand
at the corner Of Front and Walnut streets
North Milford has been materially beau
tilted by the decorators brush.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

CHRYSANTHENUMs are very beautiful
and luxuriant this season, some very rare
varieties are grown in this locality.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
Dressed Poultry Wanted.

We shall commence buying poultry on
Monday, Nov I3, 1898, and continue to
do so until further notice.
RICHARDSON & ROBBINS,
Nov. 10. If Dover, Del.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

CAPT. L HARRY LAWS has sold his
farm in Cedar Neck adjoining lands of
Mr.. Harry Bennett, to Samuel Argo, Of
Slaughter Neck.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE next regular monthly meeting of
the Kent County Farmers Institute will
be held in this town. The date has not
been named as yet
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

REVIVAL meetiags will begin in the
Avenue NJ. E Church Sunday evening,
conducted by Rev. Robt. Watt.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE Willing Workers, will meet with
the Misses SiPple this evening. A full
attendance is desired.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE old Liberty Bell has returned
from the Worlds Fair, and is to resume
its usual place, as of yore, in the belfry
of Independence Hall.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

SOME large catches of pike have been
made with a troll hook in Prime Hook
creek during the past few days
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE bicycle craze is taking deep root
in Milford. Some very speedy and grace.
ful riding is done on onr streets.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Mr.. JUsTUs LowERY made fine catch
of fish at Cedar Beach on Monday last
among the fRny beauties was fine rock
weighing twelve and a-half pounds.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE creamery is running in good
shape and its supply of milk is increas-
ing daily. The excellence of its butter
is attested by the large demand which
Mr., Herring Is in part unable to supply.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Hats. We are the headquarters for the
latest styles and popular prices. look AT tie,,,.
Bought right and shall be sold right.
Geo II TFau
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

SOME handsome grasses can be easily
obtained quite near town, by an outing
for that purpose.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE races which were to have taken
place at the Driving Park on the 18th,
inst, will be postponed until the follow
ing day, Thursday. Nov. roth, at II am.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
One Who Knows.

Having tried DR.. Deane's Dyspepsia Pills
for Indigestion and constipation, can vouch
for their being a good remedy fer those
troubles.
S L THOMIS0N. Ianrel Del
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Hon. M. c. Reville, OF Stockton, Kan
sas, has departed for his Western home.
His many friends much regretted his ina
bility to remain longer with them, but
court business called him home.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

At the same time, we carry the largest and
best assortment of hats and caps in town
Latest style and lowest prices.
Geo. H. Hall.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

We carry one Of the best -assortments of
ehidreus' suits in town. Prices low.
Geo. H. Hall
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Mr.. GEORGE H. HALL is having his
handsome stores papered and otherwise
decorated.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Two light Sweep Horse Powers. for one
or Two horses to saw wood or run corn
shelleri a lot Of new corn shelters cheap.
OLD shelters repaired G. S. GRrER.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

We want white potatoes, sweet potatoes.
butter, eggs feathers and your cash.
Geo IT Hail
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE branches are looking very beauti-
ful bedecked in natures exquisitely colo
red foliage.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

SUBJECT of services in the Avenue M.
F. Church Sunday Morning, Power"
evening "The Cloud in the Sky"
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE following letters remain in the
milford Post Office uncalled for: James
Brown, Eugene Clough, Lewis Morris,
Boz D. Paswaters, Mrs Whalion, John
Al. 7. THOMAS, P. N.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

All sizes in Boys Overcoats from 81 up to
any price. Meus' heavy pants as low as &c
a saa some at 81 that are great bargain, at
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Mr. ABNER WEBB, of Cedar Neck, has
about 5000 heads Of very beautiful celery.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

REV. H. L. BUNsrEIN will preach Sun
day morning, subject Eden and the Fall
of Man"
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

II you want to save money, 90 to 7, w.
Iruitt's and buy your Fall and Winter Goods
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
Special Attention .

Boys suits as low as S. and suits with
knee pants 81 and upwards. Some single
knee pants 25c, al S. Arnold's.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
For Rent.

A dwelling house and store. Possession
Immediately. H. BARBRR
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

SOME miserable mean chicken L.
absolutely stripped the roosts of
Straight aud Mrs. Quillen in South
ford on Sunday night. It is highly pi,
bable that the thief who stole the wood ]
The thief who stole the chickens and th
party is known.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

See our wonieu's all-solid Dongola button
shoe for SIoo. Prettyman RIOS
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE diamond back terrapin have al
ready commenced to bed.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

A vacant house is thing difficult to
find in Milford.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE goth of this month has been set
apart by the President as day of thanks
for the prosperity we enjoy.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

To shoot quail or not to shoot quail
that is the question, many are shooting.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
WORTH KNOWING.

Beautiful New Goats just received-the
handsomest and most stylish ever brought
to town, at Prettyman Bros.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
4 FREE TEST
MUNSON'S
Homeopathic Family Medicine Co.
Win through their agents In Milford distribute
100 bottles OF their guaranteed
RhRnmatlSn Gn[R

We claim to have a positive cure for this painful
and iAosl common complantand in order to prove
that our claim is gen uine, we make the above or
fer, and now is your opportunity, IL you are . suf
terer from rheumatism, 10 test the value Of the
greatest rheumatism Cure Of the age absolutely
free. IL y entirely harmless, and does not con
tain any OF the injurious drugs usually used IN
The treatment OF this disease. The free distribu-
tian viii continue for two weeks. Our agents
vii also distribute free 800 copies OF our medical
publication. 'Ihe Family Doctor, a little beck
that will prove Of great value IA every home.
For sale Milford By a. Z. PAIGE
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Remember that every sale made in our
Clothing Department is guaranteed to be
satisfactory or money refunded
Geo H. Hall
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

A new lsne of carpets-Rag, Cottage
Hemp, Ingram ard Brussels. Choice styles
oil cloths, 4x4. SKA, 6x4, 6x4. OIL cloth
stove patterns Of az sizes. Geo. Il. Hail.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Do you shoot? if so come and buy vour
ammunition. We are loaded.
Geo. Il Hall.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE foliage of the sumac is rich in its
cardinal hue.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

RABBITS are being killed in goodly
numbers.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

TEE dredge at the mouth of the river
is still at work.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Unusual bargains in Mems 81 suits and
= OVe!eoats. Outing Shirts for 25c mp; Flau-
mel Shirts as low as soc. up. at s. Ar1oldis
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Our shoe stock we are proud Of Every
day we have customers congratulate us by
saying. u want another pair Of shoes same
as the last They wore me longer than any
shoe ever had" Our stock is more com
plete than ever. Geo. H. Hall.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

The windows Of Mrs. S. + Reedy,s en-
porium Questionable fabrics are a narapon
ot decorative skill. Her windows and
shelves and counters are profuselv laden
with goods Of the rarest selections and most
tasteful designs-All to be had at the most
reasonable figures. There Is nothing Ia
woman's kingdom that size does not furnish.
always using that very excellent judgement
for which she is highly distinguished,
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

the days Of The porlser are numbered.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Trunks aud telescopes-great variety anc
cheap. Red, Gray and White Underwear
White Linen Shirts as low as soc, at S. Ar
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

rHANKseIvINe approaehes.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE sound of the gun is heard in the
and.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

TURKEYS are plenty and fat
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

THE interior of the Central Hotel, all
its rooms and corridors and lobbies are,
by means Of its very excellent heating
system, maintained at a charming tenn
perature at all times. The accessories of
this house are so conducive to comfort
and domestic ease, that its guests are
made, from the very incipiency of their
sojourn, to feel an air of home and home
conYience so rarely found, but so
eagerly sought for in a large hotel.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
For Rent.

Eggs a5c at H. V. Truitts, Lincoln.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

Closing TalI and Winter Goods.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

WHEN you put your cabbage away for
winter do not bury the heads. Put them
in rows, closely packed together, roots in
the ground and the heads out. Cover
the heads with straw, lay some boards
over the straw, and you will have cabbage
until the weather becomes warm in the
spring. The stalks will then give you an
abundance of spouts. Try few cabbages
in that manner if you have doubts of the
excellence of the method. This plan is
followed by many farmers about here.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
INSURANCE.

Before placing your Life Accident
or Fire Insurance, you will do we'll to
call on, or address,
c T w Williams, Agent.
Office opposite Post Office,
Milford, Del.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
MILFORD MENTIONS.

AUTUMN LEAvEs.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
Notice.

Eggs a5c at H. V, Truitts, Lincoln.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

a sanool that Iearnps reopie seassn =
eoidev Commercial College, Nlluingtans Del
Rssd alrertisenuent and send f0r fret ca,eioE1e
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

FOR RENT. II Two comfortable Groom
Houses. Geo D Siiei'
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
Eggs asc:a

We have the largest line of mems
women's, girls, boys aud infants shoes
ever displayed in Milford Bought right
aud shall be sold right Geo. II. Hall.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
soc % .ees
500 pairs Of mems leather boots going al
eost. prettyElan Bros.

Mrs Jumps new stock includes an the
latest novelties Ia millinery trimmings and
noiionsi coats. cloaks, caps and fnrs for in
s ANTS ana eniidreu. Her stock Of fine miliiu-
cry must be seen to be fully appreciated.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

/, REV. JOSEPH G. TATE of Hasting
Nebraska, visited our town in the interest
of the order of United Workmen, on
? Saturday last, and in the evening adj
dressed an audience in Reedy's Hall. He
was listened to with much interest and
pleasure, and the members of the order
especially we're delighted with his ar
gumeut in behalf Of them with honor
On Sunday night he spoke to the young
people of the society of Christian Endea-
vor on tie subject of Meditation" and
received a vote of members from the
large audience present. On Monday he
left for Harrington, and thence goes to
his western home where he is prominent
IN various kinds of work. He was ac-
companied to Milford by Grand Master
Workman Jones of Seaford, aud Mr..
/ William H. Foulk of Wilmington, who
is also an officer of the Grand Lodge.
NEXT Sunday will be kept as the an
nual Bible Day in the Baptist Church |
In the morning the pastor will preach /
upon The Influence of the Bible" In /
the evening the concert services will COM |
prise the following program:
Organ Voluntary.
Invocation
Hymn, GLORY TO God on High"
s. S. Reading. THE Cleansing Word l."
Hymns, Precious Promises, .
Prayer
Response.
Recitation, "The Dying Missionary"
by Rita Colbourn.
Hymn, can Open Bible"
Hold Fast the Bible"
by James Marvel
Our Forefathers Bible"
Some uses Of the Bible" J,
by six Girls
''Wakel o Christian"
Hymn, 'Blessed Bible" II
Readings. Some Pathetic Incidents 4
from the Bible" "
Hymn, Sowing in Tears" h,
Readings, Some Precious Bible Prom in
ises."
''The Childrens Bible" NJ
Loving and Giving" II
81 Would be Like Jesus" hs
tn
A Suggestion. By Mahoney Denniug.
Offering oc
Our Parting Hymn Of Praise" IN IN
Benediction. w
The above program will also constitute Ia
e Bible Day exercises on the coming tv1
lnday afternoon, commencing at two tut
clock IN Shawnee School House; when
e aforementioned will render the va raj
'us parts: i
Steward Walton, Mabel and Bessie STAY ia
!, Harry Tatman, James Rowland, Oracle
4 Isaac Wallace, Howard, Bertha and 81
geie Isaacs, Annie and Robert Harding. eve
bel Baldwin, Laura and Rena Bailey.
Try and Norman Lynch, Johnnie Douo- pan
! and Willie Jarrels
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

WHAT graceful ferns.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10
RIDAY. NOV. 10. So
lfLFOH 3 caEUtOH D1rEcrOis y

Sunday Schooat the Chapel on Second Street
South, at 2 D. M. Sunday Scheol Prayer meeting
drst Sunday ia eYery month
Baptist Church, Second-sircet moth. regular
Services AZ i0.30 a. m. and p. m. sunday school
At 800 AN. Prayer Meet ng-Wedneaday Evening.
Nh. Church, on Railroad Avenue services
AZ 1886 a.. m and .O0 p. 10. Rev. kobt. Watt.
Pastor Sunday school 90 900 p. m, Prayer
Meeting Thursday evening az 100 O'Clock.
Presbyterian Church. corner Of Walnut and
Front Streets. south Milford. Seryicee At iu-3
a m. and 2. 10 .. N. Rev. H J.. .Bunstein Pastor.
Sunday School at 2 100 p m Prayer Meeting at
a-45 s'clock Thursday evenings.
Christ Church-Episcopal SerYices--Sundays.
Holy Eucharist 1880 q. m; Mattins, Litany,
cermon, l0.30 q. m; Choral: Nespers lchoraDand
sermon, 7;30 m. On the first Sunday in each
month theIe Is high celebration Of the Holy
Eucharist after Mattine at u a. m. Sunday
School a. 2 p. m. Holy Baptism s administered
an any Sunday afternoon after o'clock. Saint
Days Holy Euchrrist. 7:80 a. M; Mathis, 10 8.
ia.: Even Song and Address. 7;S0; Choral. The
e1urch is free and open.
The Lords Table is spread every Lords Day
morning in Grange Hall over the postofice, az 10 y
a'clock. It is open and free 70 all the Lords
eeople.
Milford chronicle., 1893-11-10

nber 18th.
prop
Yrs. Torbcrt
Ameryka. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1893-1902, 1893-03-18
OARCYBISKUPIE AFFRE.

w Paryzu bardzo popularnym byl
W r. 1848 arcybiskup Affre. Pew
nego razu szed} przez przedmiescie
sw. Antoniego, gdzie g}ownie mie-
szkaja robotnicy. T}umy ich wysz}y
z fabryk, dazac do domu ma obiad;
widzac arcybiskupa, otoczyli go jak
zwykle uszanowaniem mi}oscia,
ale re sic to juz zanosi}o ma rewo-
lucye, jeden dowcipnisiow zapyta}
arcybiskupa, krzyczac zdaleka:
"Excelencyo! jaka jest r6znica po-
miedzy biskupem a os}em?' Umil-
xii wszyscy. Arcybiskup po chwilce
namys}u odpowledzia}: "Ja ME wien,
powiedz nam''. "Roznica Jest ia
tylko, re biskup nosi krzyz ma pier
siach, a osie4 ma grzbiecie''. Smiechy
g&osne. Pewien gatunek os}6w ma
czarne pregi W kszta}cie krzyza ma
grzbiecie]. Po chwili arcybiskup
skinai raka, gdy ucichli, zagadnal
dowcipnego ga teraz ia Gle "a.
pytam, powiedz nam, jaka jest roz-
MICA miedzy toba ?'-Cicho
-s}uchaja - nareszcie odpowiada:
"Ja ME wiem''. Arcybiskup: ''To ia
ci powiem moi bracie-nie ma "a
dnej r6znicy". Dopiero okrzyki
wznios}y sic: "[vive] MECH zyje nasz
arcyblskup!' rewolucyonista zostal
na ca}e zycie miedzy kolegami o.
STEM "a swoj smia}o- -g&upi dowcip.-
[ [Arcybiskup Affre zostal zabity ma
barykadach. Ostatni strza} rewolu-
cyonistow by} dla niego-kto vie
czy ME cd tego osaa].
Ameryka. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1893-1902, 1893-03-18

ke ma spacery. Zesz}ej soboty przy-
szedlszy, ME zastal dziewczyny i Ia
czaa wymysla6 caiej familii. Sprawa
zakohczy}a sic dla obu niepomyslnie.
Blinowski zap}aci} $40 i koszta ko-
chliwy gach IS koszta.
Aresztcwano tu Aschera Markowi-
cza, rosyjskiego izraeli,e, poniewaz
jest oskarzony dwuzehstwo. Pier.
wsza jego iona, przybyla n,edawno
temu z Rosyi, wniosaa przeciw ME-
mu takie ciezkie oskarzenie. Marko
wicz zaprzecza, jakby owa kobieta
bra& Stub W Europe, przyznaje tyl-
ko, ze by}a ona mu opiekunka..
Jest ona bowiem o 25 lat cd niego
starsza.
Ma ulicy Market, pomiedzy Druga
Trzecia ave., eksplodowa}y gazy W
zbiorniku, czyniac naokolo szkode.
We wszystkich domach naoko}o
wszystkie szyby popekaay. Najwie.
ksza jednakze szkode eksplozya zrza-
dzila W hotelu Delaney, ,bow:em dwie
wystawowe szyby zniszczyla. Ma
miejsce wypadku zbiegay sic t}umy
ludzi, ,choac przekonat sic przyczy-
ME eksplozyi.
Connelsville, Pa. - w kopalni
Whitsett eksplodowaay gazy. Die
siec osob odniosio poranienia, tych
szeSc nieheynieczne
Ameryka. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1893-1902, 1893-03-18
Demonstracya przeciw papiezowi.

Ze Lwowa donosza powodu ju-
bileuszu Ojca sw.: M}odoruska par
tya urzadzi@a uroczystost, ma ktorej
byli obecni przyw6dcy, ale cz2onkow
staroruskiej partyi ME by}o. Przytem
ruscY studenci zorganizowali demon
stracye przeciwko Papiezowi, arcy-
biskupowi Szembratowiczowi prof.
Szaranowiczowi. Sz}o i'm to, ze ten
ostatni wyg}osi& move, W ktorej po.
dnosi} zas}ugi Ojca sw. nietylko jake
obrohcy WARY katolickiej, ale pra-
woslawnej religii. z gallery odezwa.
~ sig g}osne okrzyki "Tuczempy,"
tax nazywa sic miejscowose we
wschodniej Galicyi, kt6ra "a zgoda
Papieza przesz}a greckiej ma rzym.
sko- katolicka religie, co W swoim
czasie wywo}a}o wsr6d ruskiej lud.
nosci slime wzburzenie. Ma gallery
pojawili sic policyanci ME dopusci-
Ii dalszych nieporzadk6w. Szembra-
towicza studenci powital' okrzykami
"pereat."
Ameryka. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1893-1902, 1893-03-18
Wielka sensacye wywo}a}o tuta

Wielka sensacye wywo}a}o tutaj
aresztowanie K. Shermana, organiste,
oskarzonego o zadanle gwa}tu J6zefe
Kleczak, 6 letniej dziewczynie
czeskiej. Historya miasa sic jak ma
stepuje. w grudniu, dnia Is, J6zefa
poszia do koscio}a, tam zastaia
Shermana. Poczestowa} on ja Gu.
kierkami, wzial ma kolana, a wresz
Gle zaspokoi} zwierzece chuci.
Dziewczynka powrociwszy do domu,
opowiedzia3a wszystkiem rodzicom,
ktorzy natychmiast przywo1ali le-
karza, ktory skonstatowa4 poranienie
dziecka.
Nieprzyjemny wypadek zdarzyl
sic szefowi policyi. w n,edziele W
nocy uda} sic on do Brooklyna, aby
tam uwazac ma s&uzbe policyjna.
Przechodzac przez ulice Pearl Eau
wazyl, jak jakis m}ody ozlowiek
wchodzif do mieszkania ~oknem. Szef
ME namyslajac sic podszedt do okna,
ktore pozosta1o otwarte chcia{ TAX
ze przez ME wejs6 do mieszkania.
"Czego tu szukasz?" zapytal g}os z
wnetrza. "Wynos sic, albo strzele."
"Jestem szefem policyi przyszlem
Gle aresztowat" odrzekl przedstawi-
ciel prawa. "Nicem ME uczyni}, ia co
bys ME mia} aresztowa6," odrzek}
mlody cz}owiek. "Pladrujesz ten
dom" "Nie ia tu mieszkam,a pouie-
waz zapomnia}em klucza, wlazlem
oknem do mieszkania,n ,nie chcac alar-
mowa6 ca}ego domu." Szef odszed}
jak niepyszny.
Ameryka. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1893-1902, 1893-03-18
POzYTECZNOSC FONOGRAFU.

Dama.-Czy pan sprzedaje fono.
grafy?
Age'st.-Nie; wydz:erzawiamy je
tylko.
D.-Dobrze, ia wynajme jeden.
A.-Czy nam 60 posaac do donu
pani?
D.-Nie zaraz. Prosze 60 ustawi6
ma jeden tydzieh W klubie, gdzie
moi maz spedza wieczory, a potem
przynies6 ten fonograf do mnie.