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The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

BEEcHAM's PILLS stimulate the ptyalin IN
the saliva, remove depression, give appe
tite, and make the sick well.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

A REGULARITY about it IL that whel
money 10 tight it's business that'o apt T.
stagger.-Philadelphia Times.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

EVERY boy has an idea that If his father
had lived at the right time he could have
thrashed Goliath.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12
y. C P0WeW.

n G. Powell. to work again ana 1eit
thousand times better. MY friends arc
SURPRISED to see such q change. Hood
SarsApartllA Is wonderful medicine"
b. C. POWELL. Bigelow, n. y.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12
Nervous Prostitution

And Dyspepsia in its
worst form pulled me
down until I could not
eat or sleep and felt If I
did not soon get rexef,
1shOuld surely die.
I began to take Hoods
SnrsapaTilla, and when I
had used three bottles I
and increased from 125
to $50 pounds, was able
-nHlx AGAIN and felt n
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12
A GOOD DEAL Or GROUND

DR.. Pierce,S Golden
Medical Discovery.
And when you hear
that IL cures 20 many
diseases, perhaps you
think it's too good
to DO true"
But it's only rea-
eonable. As q blood
cleanser, Aesh-b,lilder,
and strellgth-restorer,
nothing like tho /" Dis
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

A PERSON has to have lots of push to sue
coed in this world. He can't even run q
lawnmower without it.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

No ONE has yet discovered the exact d.
ference between q facsimile and q sit
family.-Brooklyn Life.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

THE reason the piano is such a sympa-
thetic Instrument Is because it 10 greatly
touched every time it Is played.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

with which ladies may use the California
liquid laxative Syrup Of Figs, under ell con
get the true and genuine article. look Or
The name of the California Fig Syrup Co.,
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

SOME of the strongest attachments in thi
life are made by the officers of the law.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

THE acorn looks little, but it contains q
whole forest.-Ram's Horn.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

NOTHING less than a strike will arouse
bass drum to action.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

: BUnxIsM1Ne gold does not add to its value.
RAMS Horn.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

IT 10 contended that there is nothing in .
name, and yet about all one has 10 in it,
Galveston News.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

THE condemned murderer is usually able
to tell when his time has come by the death
watch the warden provides for him.-Buf-
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

HAsrY consumption-That which Details
the missionary in South Africa.-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

No CHICAGO building has as many stories
as are told about it.-Puck.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

CHEAP living-Dwelling in other peoples
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

IT is much easier to stop the barking OF q
dog than the singing of a mosquito
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

AS rule, to let an account run makes IL
all the harder to catch up with it.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

NJ. L. THOMPSON & Co., Druggists, Cou-
dersport, Pa, say Halls Catarrh Cure is the
best and only sure cure for catarrh they
ever sold. Druggists sell it, 75c.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

WREN moneys tight it means it's locked
up: It's sometimes this way with q man
Philadelphia, Times.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12
Almost Insltle Out.

Almost inside Out.
The stomach that 10 not turned thus by 8
shaking up on the Stbriny wave" must be .
well fortified one. The gastric spparatua
can be rendered proof against sea sickness
with that stomachic 90 popular auaonE tray
Bitters. It defends the system against
malaria and rheumatism, and eubdues uvel
complaint, constipation and dyspepSia.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

You will miss it if you guess at the size
of q lion by his roar.-Ram's Horn.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

80L0 ~ ALL DRUGGISTS.
PRICE, SOC. and el.oo.
Prepared by !. L. LYONS e. co.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

EXPERT testimony explains matters sc
thoroughly that nobody can understand
them-Puck.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

If you really want to ''keep of the grass, -
let the boys play on your lawn.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

TrAcnER-"Define the first person sin gu.
lar" Pupil-s'The first crank"
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

II GUESS the day for me to be on top is
past" sohloQuized the battered derby hat in
the ash barrel, ''but even now I'm no SLOUGH,
aud never will be. SeeP'
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1893-08-12

A BELIEVER in cold water-The iceman.-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-23

vs secured . remote corner in the national
building. Bat 90 far n the objects Of
making the exhibit at all are concerned,
namely. advertising the timber resources
Of this state 20 the best advantages, the
state building was In Itself better for
estry exhibit than that made by any other
state. As for the Hestwood AFFAIR il was
mistake, bat am convinced that the COM
missioners we're honest In entering into
the contract With Hestwood. though they
may have beea bunkoed.
As for the building. IL can not be said
Jet what will b done with il According
TO our contract with the exposition the
state must remove is from the grounds BE-
fors next May. Before leaving Chicago l
asked for bids on this job. and the best OF
fer could ges vas $275 net for the build
ing and the purchaser TO take the job OF
moving the material from the grounds on
our bands. have offered the building 20
the Columbian Museum 70 be used as
forestry museum. providing they will con-
tract 20 maintain It ten years, but the
whole matter rests with the South Park
commissioner The museum people have
not yet obtained permission from the COM
missioners for the building to remain on
the grounds for such purpose. II this is
not accepted the building viii be turned
over to the Lumbermen'ss Association,
which donated the lumber in the build
in4n
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-23


DsseIsef Coaneifmsa Again Defeat
Action ~ DsssEsyiss Qssss1.
The regular meeting of the city council
OF Ballard. Tuesday night, vAs IN I'M
usually evenfai ona. Counciimen Shirflif
and Mcdonald. Populisss, who have been
absenting themselves for some time. we're
present. and Lively row between Council
men Looney and NcDonaId. followed BY
the abrupt departure Of Shirtltf and Ne
Donald, who were Afterwards numerically
scored By Mayor A z Pretty. made the
short session unusually interesting.
The session began BY the presentation Of
. number Of bills. among them one for
street work, O. I'd BY Comedians Looney.
chairman Of the stress committee. which
caused assertions and denials In hot,
angry tones between Looney and MELON
aid. Mcdonald. . member Of the street
committee, stated tbs work had been
ordered upon the authority Of Looney
alone, that the council or he had not bsen
consulted, and that Zcerwenka, the other
member Of the committee. had resigned
before the work had been ordered, and he
for one was going to protest against the
high-handed conduct OF Councilman
Loonsy. Looney In reply said he had
consulted Zcerwenks before he resigned.
and had ordered the work at his request
The whole trouble with this COMPOUNDED
thing" said he pointing his finger at Nc
Donald "who has been lost and found. ID
becsuse my boy, Russell Loonsy. did thres
days work on this. will now Withdraw
hts bill, because she bills Of Anderson and
the others are those of men with large
families who are in pressing need OF their
money" Mcdonald with grin mumbled
an inaudible reply and voted no, when the
bills with Russell Loonsy's withdraw
finally passed.
Councilman Loonsy then moved that
. councilman be elected In place
of Zcerwenka resigned. Councilman Shirt
hff asked to be excused and. without wait
ing for permission, abruptly left the room.
Mcdonald then did the same, although the
mayor pressed him to keep his seat. As is
would only take minute to appoint an
other councilman, and the council was
thus left without quorum. The mayor
then sailed into the offending councilmen.
He said he wished the whole community.
as well ~ the audience present, could wit
ness the conduct of these men. He con-
sidered their ill-mannered conduct an In
suit TO the chair. 70 their colleagues in the
council and to the intelligence of the COM
munity which elected them. No better
example Of the ignorance of these men
could be given than what they had just
witnessed. Words failed to fully express
their mental incapacity, and he did not
believe an example of moro dense ig-
norance could be found among the natives
in the darkest part Of Africa. He con-
tinued: I'VE have tonight most impor-
tant business to transact, men from . dis
lance have come here expecting to BE- paid
for material furnished the city, the labor
ers on the sewer are waiting for their pay,
and the salary ordinance ought TO be con-
sidercd, and yet these two men, without
permission, abruptly leave the council
without the necessary quorum to transact
business
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-23

they wsrs landed by Ninisssr sssvsns in
January last, 10 protect thu life and prop
srfy Of American citizens; With the form
Of government in Hawaii we hare nothing
20 do. The provisional government Is
government both de farse ard de fnre, sud
to ovsrfurn IL with troops would Be an act
Of war axsinst ffieadly. free and inde-
pendent power. The wrong" inflicted
upon Hawaii, assuming that Secretary
Gresham 10 right in his charge Of unwar-
ranfabie interference, has no real exist
socs. Gresham proposes 20 subyert
real. stable, intelligent government in
order TO replace an absurd queen
and an incompetent government in au-
thorisy. The people Of the Hawaiian
islands have suffered no wrong that they
are not entirely able 10 right tomorrow II
they CHOOSE, without our unlawful inter-
ference.
The queen. Ike King Kslakana. Is .
mere fiction and absurd fgurchead; the
foreign born and the children of the for
eign born really rule the islands, for the
natives are incapable OF legislation or adj
ministration and count for nothing in
any possible change of government.
Democratic Congressman Holman voices
the public opinion Of both parties when
he says that no steps can be taken TO re-
store the aussn without departing from
the past policy Of the United States and
violating ali its traditions in dealing with
foreign countries.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-23

Mr.. Sha rpe. the special commissioner of
the Midwinter fair. is visiting Washington
for the purpose Of securing the co-opera-
ton Of this state in making the fair sue
cess. There now seems TO be no doubt
that the enterprise aud energy of the
people of San francisco will prove equal
to the task that they have undertaken.
Certainly the people of the entire Coast
should wish them every success. for the
reason that the benefits OF the fair will be
fels not by California alone but by all OF
the states west of the Rocky mountains.
IL may be question as to whether the
limited time that remains before the fair
opens will admit of the material assist
snee, 50 far as local exhibits are concerned.
tina. would otherwise have been cheerfully
given. However this may he, the people
of Washington will undoubtedly give to
the fair the announcement tha. it deserves
In the way Of big attendance.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-23
PERSONAL.

Judge Henry Mcbride. Of skasis eeun,y, is IN
the city.
Mis Rsssis Hammers. o. Hosassua, Is q, the
Northern.
q. c, Hyatt. OF New whatcosu. IL . guss, q,
the Northern.
Mr.. snd Nrx r II. o'NssI, OF Harasltca, are
guests ~ tAe Grand
". Thomas. Of Friday H.rhos, registered
yesterday at the Grand
john lazy. fhe veIl-knawa Pert Townsend
capitalist Is IN TIE city.
George I. R0ansy ard J. r. Iawiess @. 81
fsul. are a. The NexsAsFn
JEAN $ nay, TIE @lsAr lake sh.nxlernaa, 4.
stepping ~ tie A, ingten.
M snd Ars X h Aie<rsson resnraea yes.sr.
day fsosa an eateasec Ksstsrn visit
James P0sss saras up trosa la Coansr yesser.
DAY saa rxgssssred al The Arsinssaa-
Mr.. aad Mss loAR II. p Nosrss have returns.
tEOsn a ssx measAs visit is TIE East
n : 1ruxsenF> ". ". Davis sss W. s,ees.
al oi kscresl are guests 81 tAs Nostasra
A h Forbes nssssSf 81 the rxcias coast rxrs-
ara agency e sAe Mutual Lite Iasassnes CON.
p~sy 81 Sss sezS. IA guest at sas Ar.agsoz.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-23
DIR. CALHOUN ON THE FAIR.
He Explains About the Attachment o
state Building Wants In &c stfrattou

He Explains About the Attachment on
state Building wa ants Investigation.
DIR. q. V. Calhoun. executive Worlds
fair commissioner for Washington, passed
through the city last night on his way to
his home al La Conner. At the Arlington
he explained TO reporter about the dis
solving of the attachment for 81, 900 by the
Union National bank, OF Chicago. The
draft had been received by the Merchants
National bank, of Tacoma" said he. two
or three days before the bank failed. but
had never been credited up TO the Union
National bank. The receiver refused 10
SO credit IL without permission from Comp
troiler Eckels. and pending the getting of
this PERMISSION thu state building n. the
lar " As attrhed. As coon as COMPTROLLER
Ecks.s ordered the receiver Of the Mer
chants National 10 credit up the dra:, of
the Union National the attachment. wa,
dissolved.
Yes, have heard tia. an investigation
OF the doings of she commission will be
asked Tor, and. speaking Tor myself, | wish
one would Dc ordered. As for the forestry
exhibit, the criticisms upon In have been
made ay those who are not posted on the
organization OF the exhibit, A, frat il
Was intended 20 make our principal for
estcy exhibit in the state huildins. and in
Tact 10 have the building Itself be a par. O:
THAI exhibit. and hence it was not AZ fsrss
contemplated ~ make competitive ex-
hlaii in the national forestry building.
bas sater. as We bad more than We could
soHssn'sntiy display in the ssass building.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-23
A Cusrom HOUSE, rxAsr.

How Deputy Collector Mcdonald
Sampled Some Oriental Delicseies.
A novel lunch was served in the custom
house yesterday by Deputy Collector Nc
Donald, who. with George g. Bush, the
customs broker, sampled . fresh importa-
ton Of Chinese goods. Among the articles
being entered at the customs house was
one invoiced % ''chrysaiis." and an en-
veiope containing . sample lot was sent to
the customs house. The article is moth
ing more nor less than the skin OF a big
red bug nearly the size and color Of the de-
tested reddish-yellow juno bug. They are
fully an inch and quarter long and repre-.
sent the remains" after the insect has
progressed into another state of existence,
where he probably has wings. They are
uninviting looking things and are used in
medicine.
1t was the FIRST time Mr.. Mcdonald had
seen this product of the Orient. and he
supposed it was some delicacy provided
for the heather gods, to sppease their
wrath by an appeal to the stomach. He
has always had desire to taste the STOOD
Of the gods" and when he saw these
Gravity things visions of anbrosia and nee
tar fitted through his mind, the nectar
being suggested by another Chinese deli
cacy in bottle, which was dubbed "pea-
nut oil' in not very complimentary tone
by Mr.. Bush.
The judge challenged Mr.. Bush to par
take with him of the bugs" and to prove
that they we're not poison agreed to begin
the feast. When he put the insects
cuticle into his mouth his face was study
for an artist. He really believed by this
time that he was taking medicine, for the
taste had . nauseating effect that re-
minded him Of unpleasant things. Mr.
Mcdonald is, however, man of stick-to-
it-iveness, and really intended to masti-
cate and swallow the thing. but either
nature or . lively imagination rebelled,
and instead of passing down his throat the
crunched chrysalis was thrown into q
hastily sought spittoon. After this failure
on the part Of the judge Mr.. Bush declined
to partake of the Oriental delicacies, but
his appetite for dinner had been spoiled.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-23
BALLAKD CITY POLITICS.


Division Of Nominations by Populists-
Another Proposed slate.
As the election for municipal officers of
the city Of Ballard draws near interest in
the event becomes greater. 1t seems GER
tain that the contest will not be fought on
strict party lines.
In the beginning Of the month o split
occurred in the PopuIist ranks. John
Kean, the cobblsr, wanted the Populist
nomination for treasurer, George Webber
was ambitious to be mayor and James III.
Packard thought he would make a good
marshal. They insisted upon being NOM
mated for those offices, and being refused
Withdrew. The other wing wanted non
partisan Populist party. and to give their
efforts non-partisan character beguiled
two former Republicans to sign call for
the convention. which meets at Berg's hall
Saturday night. The call WAS signed by
Thomas Winsor. A. G. Thompson, w. III.
Liewellyn. g. Charlesworth, ]. +. Diggs,
David Burke and Il. o. Marsh. The two
Republicans are Thompson and Llewellyn.
The former is accused of trying to carry
water on both shoulders and the latter is .
newcomer, who does not 50 yet fully un-
derstand the true condition of municipal
-
treasurer. and Charlesworth for mayor,
but the latter is considered ineligible be-
cause he lives just beyond the city limits.
This wing or clique of the Peoples party
10 supposed to be guided by the hand Of
p. +. Morrow, although the members are
trying hard to keep him in the background,
because he has hitherto been . hoodoo to
every ticket whose claims he advocated.
This ticket is against nearly every estab-
lished system, and especially bitter in
denunciation of the present city govern
ment except the Populist members, Nc
Donald and Shirtliff They have q plat
form divided into six parts, the first of
which is fair sample of all the others
and reads IS follows:
"First-We demand freedom from debt
because IL places US at the mercy of the
usurer and monopolixer without any bene-
fit
How freedom from debt can have any
connection with the usurer or monopo-
iizer Is a mystery that only Populist can
solve. There is likely 10 be one or two
more conventions 10 nominate officers this
week or early next week. A caucus on
Monday night over Guy & SutherIand's
saloon, while imbibing sundry cocktails,
made slate with the names of Edmund
Peters for mayor. John keau for treas
urer, u. W. Stanton for clerk and John
Peters for marshal. Andrew Teuke.
Thomas ii. Smith and several others were
named for councilmen. Edmund Peters,
the present city attorney. 10 standing aloof
from all cliquss or caucuses. and will
probably be Endorsed for mayor by at
least two conventions and may be elected
without opposition.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-23

The revolt of property against anarchism
was so resoiute In Chicago that not only
Judge Gary. who presided over the an arch
list trials and thus incurred the hatred and
antagonism of the iawiess and incendiary
element of Chicago's population, was
elected by majority Of 5000. but Kraft,
suspected of anarchist Affiliations, was the
only one Of the Republican judicial candi-
dates who was beaten. It was a square
fight between Gov. Altgeld. leader of the
foes Of social order. and the men Of both
parties who believe in social order, and
Cook county. which gave Aitgeld $4,000
majority year ago and Cleveland 5000,
elected Judge Gary and the whole Repub-
iiean judicial ticket save Kraft. Kraft
represented several Of the qussi-Socialist
labor organizations. which were opposing
Judge Gary. and in justification of his
nomination 1t was urged that he would
poll large labor vote" But the people
would not elect Kraft superior court Judge;
the same sound logic which led them to
elect Gary led them to vote down the
candidate who was reputed to have a pull
on the vote" that was solid against Gary.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-23

In November, 1891. Maj. Mckinley was
elected governor of Ohio by plurality Of
p, 500 votes, but in November, 1892, the
Cleveland and Stevenson electoral ticket
received in Ohio 4C4, 1l5 votes, 5000 more
than were given to William Mckinley one
year before. This was the chief plank in
the platform Of principles which these
404 900 Ohio electors approved:
I'VE denounce Republican protection a.
q fraud, robbery OF tho great majority of
the American people for the beneIit of the
few. We declare II to be q fundamental
principal OF the Democratic party that the
Federal government has no constitutional
power to impose and collect tariff duties
except for the purpose Of revenue only,
and We demand that the collection of such
taxes shall be limited to the necessities of
the government when honestly and
economically administered. We denounce
the Mckinley tariff law, enacted by the
Fifty-nrst congress. as tho eliminating
atrocity OF class legislation"
Cleveland and Stevenson received in
Ohio In November. 1892, the highest vote
ever cast for Democratic candidates in that
state. 5000 more than Mr.. Cleveland re-
csivcd In 1883, 36 900 more than he received
in 1884 and "a, 600 more than the Demo-
cratic presidential ticket received in 1850.
Nevertheless Gov. Mckinley was reelected
this year by over 1900 plurality.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-23
STATE PRESS OPINION.

to q special demand for immediate legs-
lation, something the country needs, and
needs so badly that 1t can not wait the reg
uiar torn without serious detriment We
tail to discern any such sxigency. The
matter which has been most urged Is the
enactment of a law staying legal proceed
ings in the collection of debts. This is, in
our judgment, bad policy Wash
ingtonian.
Cleveland striving to put Kanaka Lii
back on her throne Is like France irving to
Americans stopped Napoleon's attempt to
destroy the republic of Mexico and Amer
leans viii stop Cleyeland's attempt to de-
stroy the republic of Hawaii-Wdllo Wdlla
Union.