Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1893-03-25
MISCELLANEOUS,


1T isn't truc."-Inter Ocean.
why" asked the society wife, "dc
you persist in using that absurd nick.
name, 'duckie|" Because" replied
her husband, "you are so continually
III the swim, ,"-'Washington Star.
-Mandy-"Well, Silas, reckon you
found Laura's house awful fine" Silas
well, them that likes it can call i,
fine. She had piany in every room
and not bedstid in the house. Inter
Ocean.
-Woman-"What shocking coat"
Tramp-"My dear madam, while | am
no great respecter of conventionalities.
can not bring myself to make an
elaborate toilet until after dinner."-
Detroit Tribune.
-Wife-"Why John, / could hear you
singing to the baby clear out in the
street Why did you sing so loud?"
John-"Well, / had to keep him from
finding out that he was crying. Inter
Ocean.
Force Majeure. FLORENCE -"Why,
Mabel, thought you said you would
never accept Arthur" Mabel-"So
did, dear But he just put his arm
around my waist when he proposed,
aud-well, l yielded to pressure."-
Judy.
"A Common Expression. trades
man who was very fondof his glass, pre-
sented a check at Boston banking
house, and on being asked, as usual,
"How will you have it?" replied:
"Hot, without sugar."-Yankee Blade
There is some chance of a boy
amounting to something if he is stupid
when years of age. 1t is the boys
who are prodigies at learning when
they are young who stay out in the rain
when they are grown.
do you know Mr.. Drydust?" said
Maud Yes" replied Mamie. "He's
very learned" isn't hep" What makes
you think so?" "He can't talk so long
on such uninteresting things. Wash.
ington Star.
Bridget was "hired girl" who was
too amiable to believe in scoldiug. A
story of her should be remembered ns
an item on the credit side when the de.
linquencies of help" are being conned
over why, Bridget" exclaimed the
housewife, II can write my name in
the dust here.' 'Deed, maam," re.
piled Bridget, with generous admira.
tion, "thots more nor can do. Sure,
now, there's nothing loike education,
after all, is there, ma'am?"
When the South Carolina conyen,
tion adopted the ordinance of secession
on December 20, 1860, the city oi
Charleston seemed delirious with Joy.
The bells of the churches rang out
merry peals, and these were accom-,
panied by the roar of cannons. a
group OF enthusiastic young men went
to st. Philips churchyard and forming
circle around the tomb of Calhoun,
made solemn VOW to devote their
lives their fortunes, and their sacred
honor" to the cause of South Cardinals
independence.
"A story of how Alma Tadema
learned to paint marble is being circu-
lated, which goes far to prove that prac.
tice makes perfect. His first master
was Dutchman, who set him at work
on a subject wherein marble was con-
spicuous, but he painted this so pain
fully that his teacher was quite ILL
The master then set the young painter
at work on n block of marble, which he
was made to copy day after day and
week after week until he loathed the
sight of it, and forever after Mr.. Ia.
dema was able to paint marble as it is
painted by nature.
The dates of the first issuing of
newspapers in the original thirteen
states are as follows: In Massachusetts,
1904; Pennsylvania, 1710: New York,
1725; Maryland, 172S; South Carolina,
1882; (the first newspaper issued south
of the Potomac); Rhode Island, 1882;
Virginia, 1876; Connecticut 1855; North
Carolina, 1T55; New Hampshire, 1855;
Delaware, 1861. The number of news
papers in the colonies at the breaking
out of the war for independence in
1775, was only 81, whose total weekly
circulation did not exceed 1000 copies
Silk sheets are an elegant caprice
of women who find it difficult to spend
their income They are usually of
plain white, and hemstitched with the
m onogram cipher along the hem. But
sheets of pale pink and blue are also
made with delicate line of embroid-
cry along the edge. The fancy is one
which will probably be indulged only
by the favored few, and its reign, like
that of silk lingerie, will be brief.
Still, on July nights it might seem like
sleeping on cool cloud pillows to dream
between the cool sillSen web If any
thing could make July night worth
living. such luxury is calculated to ac-
complish it.
Some people grow dizzy on looking
down from the approaches of the Brook
lyn bridge, but seldom or never from
the central span, although it is higher
The reason is that the houses on the
land sides furnish standards of meas
urement from which it is easy to esti-
mate the distance above ground, but on
looking directly into the water, unless
a ship is passing beneath, it is impos,
sible to say, from the mere appearance
of the waves and ice or drifting matter,
whether the surface is thirty feet below
or two hundred. This absence of objects
to measure by makes the water surface
-aop, non ra,. than ~ ic an1 ,,,o,l.