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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12
Ingenious.

One of the talents of the restaurant,
waiter, according to the humerour para
grapher,, is fertility of resource. The
story ot the waiter who told the smart
young man who ordered elephant on
toast that he st pay in advance, il
time honored. From France comes
another story of walters Ingenuity.
A patron ordered a fliet saute. He was
told that the cook was out of fliet saute.
Then he ordered chicken. That, too, was
out.
After moments reelection the waiter
earnestly replied:
You see, sir, it is the proprietor who
takes his choice.-Youth's Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12
Letter List.

List of letters remaining uncalled for
in the postofice at Santa Fe, New Mexico,
for the week ending June 8, 1898.
If not called for within two weeks will be
sent to the dead letter Office at Washing
ton.
Chandler,JJ Montollo, Llologio
Creed, N. G O'Neal, VIM
Chayes, Celso ID Rawlings, s II
Dorse, Salim Romero, Francisco
Hale, Mamie Ryan, Martin
Harper, John H Smith, Frank G
Jeffries & Earle Smith, Frederick
Johnston, AT Suewin, Miss
Jorman, Mark Trujillo, Prudencio
Lobato, Miguel ~ Truiillo, Ana
Love, James Turbitt, E A
Martinez, Otmia Ricardo, Valencia (2)
In calling please say advertised and
give the date.
j. WELTMEE,
Postmaster.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12
Country Board,

When our vitality is getting low
And doctors soy our systenl's all run
down,
For country board we to tho country 60
And live on canned goods there ex-
pressed from town.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12

That pain under the shoulder blade 10
dyspepsia. Take Simmons Liver Regu-
1otor
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12
Caught on the Fly.

That shortness of breath is dyspepsia
Take Simmons Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12

y. TIA. AssyA. n.A..

Tho annual monthly values will show the
distribution of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12
Botl, Satisfied.

10th Satisfied. :
He--May I ask you for a.danesl
She--Certainly, the last one On the tisA
''Eut I'll not b here them"
Neither will .I!i'--Texssa ittinea
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12

st is getting late" she said, with
smile.
'sIt is, indeed" he answered, looking at
his watch, "and have to bid you good
night yet"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12
lie Threw Them I'm.

Disordered liver set right with Beech
INNS Pills
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12
Eve Cents a Glass

"Can you give cents, sir, to get bite
to eatS"
olive cents? guess l can. am glad
you drink beer instead OF whisky"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12
Congh Remedy

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
Is famous asa
Cure for severe colds.
Famous as
Preventive of pneumonia.
Famous as
Preventive and cure for Group.
Famous for the relief II affords in caseoe
Whooping cough.
Famous as safe and pleasant
Medicine for children.
Try it. so cent bottles for sale by A.
G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12
why she Hadn't Accepted Him,

Why She HABIT AcC6pteu HIM
Have you accepted him?
No.
Then you are foolish. He is we'll to do
and would make good husband.
Yes, but you SEQ he hasn't proposed
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12
The Old Adam Is There.

NV market man, Christian is he,
Who meier from virtues heights has
made a flop,
But still, the largest Strawberries, see, q
He always puts on top.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12
Particulars Needed.

Art Student--Bust of Marcus Aurellus.
Nouveau Riche--The present marquis
or the late one?--Qleen.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12

He (musingly)-I should think bridal
tour to the Worlds fair woald be an
event to be pleasantly remembered in
after Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12

Don't ruin your digestive organs with
pills and purgatives. Take Simmons
Liver Regulator. ..-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12
4 suggestion.

~ 5HE&CStAOu'
Mr.. Jones' assure you, Miss Ethel, 1t
WAS a terrible storm. Every moment
was expecting the lightning to strike the
tree I was under.
Miss Ethel--Then why didn't you get
under some other tree?--Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12

But, John, this is go sudden.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-12

Health demands healthy liver. Take
Simmons Liver Regulator for dyspepsia
and indigestion.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22
WHO GETS THE FEES?

QuesttOn as TO Whether Ada County
Or Its Rrcordcr Will Be Benz FLED.
Boise statesman.l
A knotty question has arisen in
connection with the &ranscr,b,nR Of
the Ada county records for Can yon
county. 1t was generally unders, God
the fees to be paid by Canyon county
for this wosk-2O cents per folio
would be turned over to Recorder
King as a perquisite of his Office.
Edgar Wilson, attorney for tho Ada
county commissioners, has informed
the board that, III his opinion, the fees
should be turned Into the general
fluid Of this county, and it SEE ms
likely the commissioners will demand
O. Mr.. King that he make such dis
positio" of the money.
The Recorder takes q different view
OF the matter, however, AID insis.s the
fees should be his. 1t is estimated It
will cost CANYON county in the neirh>
horh' Cd of $1,000 to have the records
transcribed. Abnut half of this
amount, it not more, will be clear
profit to the party having the work
done. The question Is. who will 1t be,
the Recorder or the county?
Mr.. King said Yesterday, when the
commissioners If Canyon pay him for
the work he will retain the fees until
u demand is made for them hy tn
Ada commissioners. The matter can
then be taken into colt and the CUES.
ton amicably adjusted.
AT present there ara eight OF ten
men at work transcribino tho records.
Those who do the indie King, etc are
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22
An Old Physlclan Dead.

NJ. o. Sabin, N. d., died at his
home. in West Almoad, Alleeany
county, N. Y, tho FIRST instaat, of
heart failure. aged "a years and 6
months.
Tho deceased was, until about Is
wears ego, when he relinqu,sh he'd
general practise, tho leading p y .ici.n
of his nei ghborhood.
He leaves to mourn his loss widow,
sister 1T w. 7. Riley, Of ,hi. city, and
two children-Merha, who vas i"
business in Albion. Cassia county, this
State, about 10 years ago, but who
has since lived with his parents on the
old home farm; and Allie, who 10
married to . wealthy young farmer o,
tn" w-ll@k"own Burdick family, of
East Almond, N. Y.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22

The Late John Ford CLIFFS Beneficiary.
A warrant for $4,000. payable to
Mrs. Cliff or order, has been received.
1t will be exchanged in payment and
redemption Of Beneficiary Certificate.
No. 420. issued by HALEY Lodge, No.
l. A. 0. u. w., to the late j. F.CHF.
The money should have been pxid
in January. Under the rules of the
Order such beneficiary amounts are
usually paid within 80 days of death.
In this case there was an unususl
delay, as the session of Utah, W.
oming ana Idaho from the Nevada
Jurisdiction took effect the FIRST Of the
year, and the $4,000 had to come from
tho old (Nevada) jurisdiction. Hence
necessary settlement or division Of
accounts and the unusual delay in
payment.
The TIMES takes this opportunity
Of urging all who would provide for
their loved ones in case OF death, to
l"se no time in joining the A. O. U.
w. The losses are always paid
promptly. They cannot fail to be
paid.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22
Sold by Druggists and Perfumers.

Will. Redmond, Vic. Bi-rbower,
Geuree Thatcher, and Archde aeon
Sulger arrived to>day.
The Rev. Mr.. Sadleir will preach in
the Methodist Episcopal Church, in
this city. every Sunday, at IL a. m.
and p. m. All are cordially invited
to attend.
The policeman likes to be in poll.
tics because, under such circums tance.,
he has chance to make q lit.
JaRson says he isn't sure whether
the bat is u bird or an animal, but he
always associates Il with a Issk.
Go to Tracv's drugstore for Paints,
Oils and Window Glass.
1t isn't the men who devote them.
selves to killing time who are the
most anxious to lnaugura,e eternity
Venerable Archdeacon Jno. E. Sui
ger being in tho city. there will be al
extra s-rvice at Emmanuel Church
70 morrow at 1880 o'clock p. m. All
are cordially invited.
Celery is SO Healthfnl that it should
% used in every family at least once
week. Read lxrne Kalamazoo
O"iery advertise m-nt in another col.
umn, if you can find it.
Nine bellies OF B~aver Dam, Wis
osse had = wood saving match. The
saving was nothing but the effort to
''y nothing matt have been = strain.
"ihis," said Farmer Beuosh, who
%so listened to cheers until he had .
raes"sche, sis another reminder of the
noller"ess Of l,fe.''
=. inc weather is almost sul,ry, and
I ~ ~. snow Is melting rapidly. A week
- .u0" weather will make bare roxds-
s" town. at any rate.
re'p'e ca" now keep clean with
s .."'or'' The baths ut the Altura.
49,. gwen now in the finest and mort
on manner. Open for every.
' Fifty cents each.
wsp1a,n James Black has return ed
.S Su Boise, tho third hou.e having
2r'"e until the next election fo,
united States Senator.
~h;.. fumored combination of the
non. 1nd sugar truss is very omi.
~i0 H. me next thing we hear thew
Rett'"g into hot water.
on ~" mornings train reached Hail.,
ssna a"e' |. brouph. .bnu, % n.:
"a. d.. ."1 esrlosd Of freight, aud
'"I oy two locomotives.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22

About tho most discoura9ing t,ans
that DUNES tn \ man in this life is the
'ie-ir- TO thrash IN enemy. coupled
with the belief that he can't do it.
Mrs. John Condron 60, back FROM
Bo'se to day. tler husband accom-
panied her to Shnshone, hut went on
To PocstelIo. He will be back t..
morrow.
A Kansas CITY man calls his dog
Christopher Columbus. This is .ath~,
overriding the matter. Christopher
had three harks while the kansas Citv
canine has hut one.
Teacher-Did you d. this problem
all hy Yourself?
Pri.tt B v-Yes'm.
T-~cher-Everv hit 81 It?
Bright Boy-Y-s'm; all but the
answer
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22
SAFE, Quick aud Effective.

The valuable curative quail ties OF
ALLCocK's Porous PLAsrRRs are due
to the employ m-nt Of the hix Lest med
zealand chemical skill. They are pure.
~ vegetable, and in ingreti. nts and
method have never been eq".lled;
safe. quick aud .ffec''v- in heir Ao
ton; they do not burn or blister, hut
s""'he All" retieve while .ui z. .nh
can he worn without causing pain or
Inconvenience.
do not DO deceived by misrepre.
"'"tion. All other 90 called p"fous
'A>ters are limitations. made to sell
the reputation OF ALLCoCx's.
Ask for ALLCoCK's aud let no solic.
alton or explanation Induce you to
,ccept . substitute.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22
RE.OPESING.

The Popular City Meat Market oil
Charles Birkin Rr.Opened.
Having rebuilt his slaughterhous-,
which was destroyed by FIRE last De-
cember, Charles Birkin has re-open-d
his City Meat Market, and will
hereafter be prepared to supply all
who wish with the very best quality
of meat to be had in this region.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22
Why Throw Your Money Awayg

Why Throw Your Money Away9
You can get three or four times rs
much for your money BY buying OF us
40 you can get else where. For in
stance: Three cans tomatoes for rs
cents; Eve pounds tea or coffee TO,
81; a can Of oysters for 10 cents; five.
gallo" kegs syrup for Alps.
Send for eur monthly PRICE LIST
Free to any address, and see our won.
detfuily low prices.
All our goods are first class.
I. Il. Cook 4 Co.,
Sacramento, Cal
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22
A Harmless but Positive Cure.

A Harmless but Positive Cure.
Collins Specific cures DandrufF.
Falling Hair, Eczema, aud other Skin
Diseases. m remarkably short time
Mr.. Charles Sherry and other we'll
known citizens Of HALEY recommend
it highly. 81 and ~ q bottle, accord
ing to size. For sale at
COLLINS BARBER Shop,
In Bullion Block, HALEY.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22

paid . weekly salary. Others receive
five cents per folio for their work.
Ada county seems to be very per.
sicu'ar about such small matters. On
the division Of Alturas county l. w,
Garrett. who WAS Recorder, simply
pocketed the fees, and-that was the
last nf the matter.
We had District ATTORNEY at tina.
time. too. He VAS costing us many
thousands OF dollars more, annually.
than Edgar Wilson is costing Ada
county; but If he ever said q word
about the matter the TINES never
heard of it.
Tho TIMES was keeping . close
watch of county affairs then, a. it doc
now. But the matter escaped it.
Besides, it it had int-rfered it would
have been denounced ~ a pickpock-t
and a horsethief, or something worse.
and-that would have hushed the
matter.
Nov that We seem to have q Board
Of Commissioners that has some sense
ut responsibility. the TIMES respect.
FULLY, but earnestly, requests it to
watch the Ada county case and, If it
'esul's in favor Of the taxpayers, to
AXE steps to recover from Mr.. Garrett. !
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22
Auditor Reed q Defaujter

AuuItOT 11CFU o Ut1NUJteF
Auditor Reed, travelling auditor of
the U"ion Pacific Railway system,
Who is we'll known here, is under ar
rest i" Denver, on q charge of embez.
cling $500 from the company.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22

The best way to avoid scalp dis
eases. ttair falling out, and premature
badness, is to US" the best preventive
know" Tor that purpose-Hall's Hair
Rene wes.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22
Cutlcura Remedies

remedies q modern tines. Instantly relieve ths
most agonlzing forms Of ocxcsna and psoriasis.
and speedily. permanently. economically, and in.
faltly cors every species q torturing. dlsngurns,
itching. burning. bleeding. scaly, erusted. and
blood. with loss Of hair. from infancy 70 ass,
whether simple. scrofulous, or hereditsry, whsn
all other methods and best physicians tail.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22

eB Send in your orders for Job
Work to tie TIMES. They will receive
prompt attention aud be satisfactorily
executed.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22
The Finest Candy On EARTH

| bar none. Come and sample j,
and see il am not telling the .rut'
1t ha" just come. Is pure, fresh, an,
inviting to look upon.
D. EARHARr.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22
LOCAL 0TTINIS.


Try TrAcy's Corn Cure.
A maker OF artifiriAl optics has got
to have an eye cut for business.
"rh-re Is something i" your eye,"
semAsk-d the thread to the needle.
Smoke Dxvsy's homo made Cigars.
Sh- l..w"ing)-1 DO like a get ny
anu Y" about HIN. He gets up and
goes.
Civilization has done its worst for
the ,.o"r Indian when he will not even
hunt Tor living.
Cigars BY the box, at Trscys drug
store.
Doctos-Your case is = had one.
Do you smoke tobacco? Patient
No. cigarettes.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22

tho directions 70 tho letter. Relief was Immediate,
mittcd. He steadily Improved and In nine weeks
was entirely cured, and has now clear . skin and
n a. fair boy - any mother could wish 70 eco.
recommend every mother 70 uss Il for every Baby
8umox.
MRS. n. FERGUSON.
- w. BrOoklino It,. Boston.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22
Glossy Sheen

And vigorous growth, so much admired in
hair, can be secured by the use of Ayers
Hair vigor. There is nothing better than
this preparation for keeping the scalp clean,
cool, and healthy. 1t restores to faded and
gray hair the original color and beauty, pre-
vents badness, and imparts to the hair a
silky texture and lasting and delicate fra
GRANGE. The most elegant and economical
dressing in the market, no toilet is complete
without Ayers Hair Vigor.
my wife believes that the money spent
for Ayers Hair Vigor was the best invest
ment she ever made. 1t imparts sof:
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22

ana 00S nSSt0 f0os night OF
day. He Was under treat.
mcnt at different times as
two hospitals and by seven
doctors In this city without
The least benefit; every
prescription Of the doctors
was faithfully tried. but hs
grew worse all the time.
For months I expended
about - Per week for
medicines, and was en-
urely discouraged. I pur.
chased CUrlcURA, CUrr.
CunA Soar and CUrIcURA
RRanY and rnllN.nA
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22

Terrible Suf1erings Of Little Baby.
Seven Doctors and Two Hospitals
Fail. Cured BY Cutlcura.

Ny baby boz, months old, broke out with
ccscma. Tho itching and burning was intenee;
bend, until he was nearly covered; His torturine
agoniss wore patabls - behold; h had no peace
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22

NAPLES, blackhcads, red, rough, chappcd. an
vUm oily akin cured BY CUTIcURA Boar.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22
And Silky Texture

to the hair, and gives much satisfaction."-
j. A. Adams, St. Augustine, Texas.
'After using nuA,ber If other prepare
lions without any satisfactory result, l find
that Ayers Hair Vigor is causing my hair to
grow."-A. j. Osment. General Merchant,
Indian Head, N. w. r.
"Ayer's Hair Vigor is the only preparation
could ever find to remove dandrllff. cure
itching humOrs. and prevent loss of hair. l
confidently recommend It'll. C. Butler,
Spencer, Mass.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-03-22
Result From usin0

"Ayer's Hair Vig0r riH prerent prema-
ture loss Of hair and when SO lost will stim-
ulate new growth. have used the prepa.
ration for those purposes and know whereof
! affirm."-A. Lacombe, Opelousas La.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-02-18

without assg forLaal courtesy IT parting.
Mr.. Hayes was driven from the Capitol
directly TO the railway station, where
his family was awaiting him, and started
for his home in Ohio, and within an hour
had as narrow an escape from death as
any man ever experiences who is in a
railway acct lent.
General Arthur quilted the White
House for good when he left it to escort
his successor to the Capitol. After the
oath was administered to Cleveland Ar
thur went as a guest to the house of
Secretary of State Frelinghuysen. He
remained in Washington, however. long
er than any ex-president ever did, since
he was Mr. Frelinghuysen's guest for
nearly month. Mr.. Cleveland quilted
Washington Immediately after the in
augural ceremonies. and it is understood
that President Harrison will leave the
capital on the afternoon of Inauguration
Day.
The indications are that the military
display, while it will be imposing, may
not exceed in numbers the military es-
cort rendered at some other Inaugural
tons. At General Grants second inau-
gural and upon the occasion of Garfield's
inauguration there was very large mill,
tary attendance, both from the United
States army and from the state militia.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-02-18

GARTER HARRISON is making what we
trust will prove vain attempt to again
break into the mayors office of the city
OF Chicago. Two years ago Harrison's
absorbing ambition to be the chief execu-
tive OF that city led him to bolt the repu-
lar conYention and run independently Hp
secured enough democratic votes to de-
feat MIR. Cregier and elect Washburne
mayor. By what other claim than that q 4,
brazen impudence does Carter Harrison
now ask the nomination for mayor from
the hands Of the democrats of Chicago,
None whatever. He stands in the lirb,
OF traitor and g disorgsnizer ant
should be given no consideration
by the coming democratic convention
Fortunately the indications are that h,
will not, but that the honor will be con-
ferred upon Washington Hesipg. one o
the most popular and progressive demo,
Gratis in the great city by the lake. b.
nominating MIR. Hesing the democrats Of
Chicago will pave the way for q CRANE
victory. and at the same time delegate t.
merited oblivion gsrrulous and super.
animated politician whose egotism and
vanity is becoming offensive even at this
distance.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-02-18

In q recent interview with q repre-
sentative of the New York Tribune Pres
ident-elect Cleveland said:
THE next ADMINISTRATION will be busi-
ness mems administration. By that
mean that business men are TO have the
preference in the appointments. OF
course the business men will be demo-
Gratis. Bat in making appointments !
shall consider the business records of the
pplicsnts. That will have greater
weight with me than the endorsement of
political organizations. stall appoint
successful business men 6 heads of de-
partments, and l shall expect this policy
to be carried out in all departments of
the government. This is tn a time when
business men are needed The questions
before the American people are questions
that can best be solved ty business men.
Reforms in the tariff, economy in the
government, will be easily accomplished,
II plain, practical, honest business men
are selected"
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-02-18

A CHICAGO paper pays this tribute to
Judge Gresham: IF Grover G evelapd
has invited Judge Gresham to his cabi-
net he has proceeded wisely, fer the
Judge is one who is near the hearts of
the people, because they recognize in
him sterling worth as citizen. II the
judge takes portfolio with Cleveland il
will be evidence Of the devotion OF his
patriotism, since to retire from the bench
will be the loss of certainty OF provision
for his old age fer the uncertainties of
public life in another direction. The
judge is genial and even tempered. One
OF the people. he has never, whatever
his position, assumed airs of authority.
As soldier, cabinet officer or judge, be has
been uniformly simple in his habits OF
life, approachable and truthful. Clear
headed, simple minded, sincere and pa
triotic, Judge Gresham in the cabinet OF
Grover Cleveland will be what under all
circumstances it is manifest that he has
always desired to be, q useful servant Of
the people, earnestly DESTROYS Of perpet.
uaslng pure. simple. honest, helpful
republican form Of government.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-02-18

Copyright, 1881