New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-07-16
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

Katharine Bates, who wrote 4 Year In the Gress
Republlc- thinks 1t would lie a good scheme to zip
servants with gloves instead OF money. !" have
she SAYS such sincere regard and admiration I@
America and the Americans that hope 10 visit inc
country again before die. and shall be tempted U
take n well-stockcd glove box with ne, according 70
your CORES pondent's advice. May / make one Lass
suggestion TO those going TO Chicago this summeri
Give ont the gloves one time. and let the noble
democratic waiter realize that the possession OF the
fellow glove depends upon whether his ci'1lity en-
dures 10 the end --'
Decidedly Annoying.-At the seaside Laura-fiow
a''I FISraaawhat. dear'
Iaura-I have been looking through this field glaS
the brach and they are dressed much alike that
| can't tell whether he has his arm around her OF
She has her around im.--tIndianapois Journal.
Djenal Efendi. Mahometan in the Midway
Paisance was unceremoniously arrested the other
day by a Chicago policeman, for beating a man with
a club. Djena however, gave an explanation OF
his act that Is interesting, If not plausible lilo
said that he is the priest OF the little mosque on
the Paisance. In that capacity It Is his duty, on
the monthly day Of penance,' to chastlse publicly
any corellgonist who asks him to do so. Hasssu
All had made such a request; and he was simply
giving the said Hassam a sound religious drubbno
when the police arrested him.
MIXED BLESSING.
Z" Blest be the bounteous rain"
Said the farmer at the plough;
And 1' the he hands lands are are tired tired
And II hrngeth a respite now'
But alas for fear the rain
VIII ruin the crops again
For II looks as II 1t would fall all day, 80
And the rain IS reckless TO act that way"
"Best be the bounteous rain r'
viii be life to the crops
nut alas for fear the rain
VIII hood the valley and plain,
Ari I'll lose the mOfey loaned on hay,
And the rain is reckless to act that way!"
"Blest be the bounteous ranr'
And the colonel winked lis eye;
When it's understood
And mixed with little rye!
But alasl though the rain be fine.
There is too much water IN mine;
ana ana tn, the rye Is ruined as sure as day.
-(Atlanta Constitution.
Florida housewives oranges instead OF soap n
scrubblng floors. They cut the fruit In two ana
rub the pulp the floor. 1t Is found TO be very
cleansing.
Cold Heat For iim.-Mr surf-You don't know
how to enjoy life, Jim. The idea a Of sense
standing round in the on dusty racetracks when
he could Just as we'll be down at the seashore with
cool breezes and bathing and all that OF thingi
should thinK you'd die Of the heat.
many Ike that last one Observation-Disclosures Tribune
Says The Philadelphia Record - Professor Julius
Payne the weknown swimming master. has since
ISIS taught 10000 people to swim. and he tells .
good many Interesting anecdotes. One OF his most
prominent pupils was the late Joseph W. Drexe.
brother OF A. J. Drexel. Mr.. Drexel came to me
many years ago. said the professor. and told me
that he was anxious to learn to swim. Il have
determined to master the art he said, and do
not want you TO stand any trhIng from me- II at
any time l should happen to be late for my lesson
want you 10 fine me 60 On the day Of the third
lesson Mr. Drexel ten minutes late. 4 must
fine you $40. Mr.. Drexel said /. Very WE'LL said
he, and he paid his fine. He paid $50 In fines
before he learned to SWIM but he finally became
one Of the best pupils ever had"
Where lie Stood" No dares to doubt my
party loyalty" shouted the orator, waving bota
hands in the air. Everybody knows just where
"Yas. guess that's So" said the goat-whisksree
man on the back bench It's right in front i.s o.
You bet We know where you stand."-( Indianapolis
Journal
The Rev. Thomas Craven who has been Methodist
missionary for nearly twenty years in india Is VISIT
Ing Chicago. lie says that almost the only news
cabled from this country to India during the Last
few months has been that relating to silver. Even
such important matters the election OF Cleveland
he says, might reasonably have been expected TO b
have been ignored In the telegraphic dispatches -
India. These dispatches did not even let know
whether Cleveland was elected or not. But the
p'her mana, every utte mOtlon or resolution ara
every interview with well known public men on the
liver question was at once telegraphed to This
moved the kecnncss with which observing
he action of this country on the silver question:"
Animal Intellgence.--watts-I tell you, old man,
saw the most remarkable exhibition OF animal In
elugcnce to-day that could be imagined.
POtts-What was III
81, party 3D.. from -:
horses attached TO the carriage threw 3 ehvo. EoWb
What Do yop think Of ati-s9IndisDapsas deusesh