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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-25
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TlOR SALE-SALOON. INQUIRE S. L. cor
Il ner OF Market aud Twenty-tbird streets.
js2isc.
dor SALE-TO COUNTRY PRINTERS-A
Il good Rotary CARD Gutter. Cheap. Address
printer, this oflce. iyl7edh
TOR SALE AND FOR RENT CARDS AT
Il the REGISTER Counting Rooms.
NOR SALE-COPY OF RICHARDS ATLAS
Il OF Wheeling. Price, S25. Box 62o, city
PO del6-h
TOR SALE-ONE LOT OF PULLEYS AND
II Hangers, with oil cups for two-inch shaft
One pulley, face S14 in, circumference 0O In.
6 80
80
Call at this Office. se24h
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-25
aas,u Advertisements.

NOR RENT-HoUsE NO. a FIFTEENTH
IL street seven rooms and cellar Posses
sion given to suit tenant Call az house Tor IN
formation. la.5etdq
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-25
@nnten.


WTANTED-SOLICITOR TO WORK UP new
w business in city and surrounding country
towns EXper; cleared $3.50 in ~ days, noylces
high as So nrst week, Chance FOR right party
TO get control Of good business. Special IN
ducement to lady or gentleman OF talent.
Steady work throughout the year. few va
cancies In other cities; also IN rural districts.
Write Immediately TO MAST, CROWbLL ~
KIRKPATRICK, Department b, Springfield,
Ohio. la20s
UTANTED-AT OMEGA MIDDLE-AGED
w woman who wants home. TO keep house
for a widower. Must be neat and clean. Ad-
dress. Box 276, Claysville, Pa. ia2leh
GIRL: MUST COME
w well recommended. Apply at $40 Market
street. ja23s 8
IETANTED-GIRLF FOR GENERAL HOUSE
w work. 100 Fourteenth street. ja22s
WANTED-To SELL FOR RENTAND FOR
w sale Cards, Blank Deeds and Deeds or
Trust, Blank Leases. Justices blanks, etc.
REGISTER Counting Rooms.
NAJANTED-A lady to do writing at home
w good pay Reply with stamped envsl-
ope Mi.s Vena LaDgdon, South Bend, Ind
ja2lqx
NTANTED-GoOD STRONG BOY to Work
w in blacksmith shop Inquire at this
Office. je2lh
VHANTED-FOR THE UNITED STATES
w ARMY-Able-bodied unmarried meu, be-
tween the ages OF 81 and 30 years. Good pay,
rations, clothing and medical attendance. Ap.
plicsnts must be prepared 20 furnish Satisfac-
tory evidence as To age, character and habits
Apply at 1871 MAIN STREET, Wheeling, VIVA,
dec9No wED6FRIvb
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-25

WANTED-AT OMEGA MIDDLE-AGED
w woman who wants q home, TO keep house
for a widower Must be neat and clean. Ad-
dress, Box 276 Claysville, Pa. ja2ieh
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
n GOOD APPETITE

n GOOD APPETITE
can be bought, like anything else.
And good digestion after it, too.
Both Of them come with DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery.
That starts the torpid, liver into
healthy action, purifcs and enriches
the blood, cleanses and repairs the
system, returns health and vigor,
and builds up flesh and strength.
For all diseases that come from a
disordered liver or impure blood,
Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Scrofulous,
Skin and Scalp Diseases-cven Con-
sumption or Lung-scrofula in its
earlier stages, the discovery" is
the only remedy SO sure and certain
that it can be guaranteed. IF it
doesn't benefit or cure, in every case,
you have your money back.
On these terms, it's the cheapest
blood. purifier sold, no matter how
many hundred doses are offered for
q dollar Tor less)-for with this, you
pay only for the good you get.
Can you ask for better proof of
its superiority over all other blood
purifiers?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
at TIE GATEWAY OF TIE RATIONAL PARK,

Crest attitudes furnish q gymnasium
where the respiratory organs are compelled
70 be exercised, and consequently become
larger snd more efficient.
Altitude, also, prevents instead of inducing
helnorrhage as was the old opinion. This
fact has been well established by experience
and observation.
Prof M W. Harrington, chief of the y. 8.
weather bureau, says:
Santa Fe lies in the driest part of the
United States. This region is extensive, but
changes in form from season to season.
Santa Fe is always in it, however.
THE WATERS OF SANTA FL.
Dr.. u. Banter vice-prcsdent Of tho
American Health Resort association says:
1T Is worth travelling miles to drink q
such waters as flow through this deep cut In
the mountains and supply the city of Santa
Fe fer domestic purposes and for irrigation
Of the fruit farms. The water is absolutely
pure, cold and fresh from the melting
Enows above, or trickling from springs in
the mountain side Ii is free from all lime
elkali or other ingredients so very injurious
TO the consumptive patient. Such water u
great boon anywhere and at any time but
here, where ether features of sunshine and
pure air combine to produce an ideal
climate, 1t is Of special value"
STATISTICAL INFORMATION.
The annual temperature varies but little
from year to year. The following tables tell
tho tale:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
His Wants Were Few.

Tramp---Please, mum, would 20 bo SO
kind as to let me have needle and thread9
Mrs. Suburb-Well, yes, I can let you
have that
''Thankec, mum. Now, you'd oblige me
very much If you'll let me have bit Of
cloth for patch"
"Well, here is some"
"Thankee, mum, but it's different color
from my travelin suit. Perhaps, mum,
you could spare me some Of your husbands
old clothes that this patch will match"
"Well, declared I'll give you an old
suit, however. Here it isl
'Thankce, mum. I see it's little large,
mum, but if you'll kindly furnish me with
q square meal mebbe can fill it OUT
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23

Mrs. sleuth; or. The Lady Detective.
"Ha!"
"You will not give mo million dollarsf
mo"
II am your wifef"
Eyes"
Therefore you are my husbandf"
ut is So"
"And you will not put your property in
my name'"
"We will see" ..
"Annetter'
Eyes, madam"
"Buy all the DISCUSSES in New York"
'.'Tis as good as done"
II may need one"
FLAP
'Put them in Fifth avenue stage"
II begin to comprehend"
"They will reach the Union League club
by tomorrow evening"
"With industry-but it is quite four
blocks"
Attach my diamond revolver to my
watch chain"
''Hal the adventure is indeed hazardous. :"
''And put my knitting needle in it's scab-
bard"
II obey" ....
It Is small room In the club.
Two men are playing cards.
The stakes are million dollars.
They are not two men.
Nay, they are man and boy.
The man holds four kings.
The boy holds two aces.
But they look to the man like four.
He staggers from the table.
II am ruined"
'It was who won your million dollars. !"
"What, you, my wifes"
"Yes, II Is my hat on straight'"-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
commencement Time
Commencement's come in Georgia;
The old man draws the check,
And smiles with Joy to see the boy
Upon the burning deck.
Atlanta Constitution.
Tint Terrible Sc,,urRe.

InuC ICfrlDlo SCOuF&e,
Fever and ague, and its congener, bilious
remittent, besides affections of the stom-
ach, liver and bowels, produced t ! MAS
matte air and water, are both eradicated
and prevented by the use of Hostetter's
Stomach Bitter's, purely vegetable
elixer, endorsed by physicians, and more
extensively used rs q remedy for the
above class of disorders, as we'll as for
many others, than any medicine of the
age. A languid circulation,a torpid state
of the liver, want of vital stamina, are
conditions peculiarly favorable to mala-
rial diseases. They are. however, surely
remedied by the great preventive, which,
by invigorating the system and endowing
it with regularity as well as vigor, pro-
vides it with resisting power which en-
ables it to Withstand disorders, not only
of malarial type, but host of others to
which feeble and iIlregulated systems are
subject. The Bitters are safe as we'll as
searching eradicant, and have widely
superseded that dangerous drug, quinine,
which palitates but does not eradicate
malaria
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
A Striking Resemblance.

He was the son of worthy citizen and
had just returned from college His father
was a brusque, matter of fact man, who
had no liking for anything pronounced, and
he noticed with sorrow that his son re-
turned with the latest thing in collars and
various other insignia of dudedom. The
old gentleman surveyed him critically when
he appeared in his Office and then blurted
out, young man, you look like an idiot"
Just at that moment. and before the
young man had time to make a fitting re-
ply, friend walked in.
why, hello, Billy, have you returnedf"
he asked. Dear me, how much you re-
semble your father'
$50 he has been telling me-" replied
Billy.
And from that day to this the old gentle
man has had no fault to find with his son.
Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23

DR.. NJ. j. Davis is prominent physi-
clan of Lewis, Cass county, Iowa, and has
been actively engaged in the practice of
medicine at that place for the past thirty
five years. On the 26th of May, while in
Des Moines en- route to Chicago, he was
suddenly taken with an attack of diar-
rhcea. Having sold Chamberlain's Colo,
Cholera and Diarrhsa Remeny for the
past seventeen years, and knowing its re-
liability, he procured o Is cent bottle,
two doses of which completely CURED him.
The excitement and change of water and
diet incident to travelling often produce
a diarrhea. Every one should procure
bottle of this Remedy before leaving
home. For sale by A. @. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
How He Became q Freemason.

How He Became Freemason.
The goat, the goat, the bearded goat.
The horned. the hoofed, the hairy goat:
As I'm sinner Of some note,
This night rode tho Masonic goat.
He was a beast of wondrous size,
With heightened limbs and CLASSY eyes,
And beard that swept the carpet clear,
And horns that touched the chandelier.
Ye gods! II there's time we feel
Misgivings through our noddle steal,
IT'S when we through the mysteries float
Upon the dark Freemasons' goat.
Three times was compelled to ride
The beast around the temple wide,
And when tried the fearful mount
My hearts pulsations all could count.
Twice did I make the circuit fair,
With hold on horns. on tail and hair.
TIN on the third attempt and last,
When presumed all danger past,
He pitched me clear OF horns and head
And left me far below for dead.
But when ! roso with courage frail
The goat had vanished, head and tall,
And was styled By one and AL
Tbs Nveliest Mason In tho hall.
-Concha County Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
DO Not BE Deceived.

Persons with weak lungs-those who
ore constantly catching cold-should wear
an Allcock's Porous Plaster over the chest
and another between the shoulder blades
during cold weather. Remember they al
ways strengthen and never weaken the
part to which they are applied. Do not
be deceived by imagining any other
plaster like them-they are not may
look it, but looks deceive. Insist always
on having Allcock's, the only reliable
plaster ever produced.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
He Was Right.

'This," passionately shouted the lect-
urer, as he hold up before the audience a
large black bottle-"this represents the
very essence and concentration of misery"
1T certainly do" assented Dismal Dawson,
who had drifted in to escape the rain; "It
certainly do. The blame thing is empty"
Indianapolis Journol.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 3120.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FH, MN.
June is, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proofin support of
his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on July "a, 1898, viz:
Pedro Madril, for the 4, sec. 8, tip II
n, Zoe.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon,
and cultivation of, said land, viz:
Jesus Lobato, Florentino Madril, Jose
Leon Madril, Feliciano Lobato, of Lamy,
N. Nj.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of said proof, or
who knows of any substantial reason,
under the law and the regulations of the
interior department, why such proof
should not be allowed, will be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time
and place to cross examine the witnesses
of said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. l.. MORRISON,
Register
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
when Your Eye Strikes This Stop
and Read It.

The famous hot springs Of Arkansas,
world renowned for their health qualities,
and as health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa
cific railway. Sufferers of Ga grippe" in
fuenza, asthma and kindred diseases can
obtain relief by visit to this famous
sanitarium.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23

Are you insured! If not, now is the
tims to provide for yourself and family
with bottle of Chamberlain's Colo, Chol-
era and Diarrhna Remedy as an insurance
against any serious results from an attack
Of bowel complaint during the summer
months. 1t is almost certain to be need
ed and should be procured at once. No
other remedy can take its place or do its
work. 20 and 80 cent bottles for sale by
A. @. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
WHERE SHE DREW THE LINE,

Her eyes were soft and dark rs night.
Her raven tresses wing.
I took a seat beside my love, ...
And soon fell to signing.
She placed her hand within my OWL
What thrills began to CULVER
About my heart! Said she, Dear John.
What is 1t makes you shiyerf"
scarcely know. and SO said.
I'm warmer than cinder,"
And then daring thought occurred
Pray, what was there to hinder
bent above her ruby lips
To steal the tempting blsses.
"Oh, mol" said she, ut cannot be:
Idraw the line at kkses."
All, who can tell the royal way
TO manage pretty misses?
Just when you think they love you most
They draw the line at kisses.
The years may come; the years may so;
III ne'er forget our meeting.
Upon her cheeks pretty glow
The moments all too feeting.
And oft my heart doth dream anew
OF aromatic blisses,
As when, her little hand in mine,
She drew the line at kisses.
Chicago Dispatch
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
Star Of the South,

Go to velasco for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for oil
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, where the soil
is natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years rs
degrees above zero. Warmest day 90 do
grees. Velasco offers the best invest
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, Velasco Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
The Kind or Painting.

"Mr. Brushley, l thought you prom
iced to paint flowers dnd birds in your
next picture"
Mr.. Brushlsy-So did; didn't your sis
ter tell your
mo; she said they were daubs."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
Terrible Misfortune. Many Suffering
From 1t O.day.

The cry of misfortune is never heard
without a responsive throb of sympathy
from those Who hear it. Thousands who
have had 10 grippe, which left them with
that constant tired, worn-out feeling,
sleeplessness, dull headache, depression,
hysteria, etc, have often prayed for relief,
and are obtaining it from DR.. Miles Res
torative Nervine. M. Lew Enyart, Macy,
Ind, says: "Your Nervine has cured me
of prostration; it is just what your adj
vertisement said it was" 1.-TWO bottles
of Nervine cured me of sick headache."
-Chas. WILDER Palmyra, N. Y. Sold on a
guarantee by A. G. Ireland. jr, Call for
the Doctors book, "New and Startling
Facts" free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23

Take the case of Master Charley Graham,
one of Denyers brightest children, now 10
years of age, and who, In most intelligent
and concise manner. states his own case:
My head ached nearly all the time; 1t was
WORE when tried to study, and when
ran 1t would hurt and pain over my eyes, I
could not hear people talk as 1 can now
since you made me well; I could not hear
my teacher at school; always had noise in
my ears; could not attend to nv books; had
to stop school; could not 60 out and play
for fear of catching cold; did not care to do
anything but sit still; was tired and sleepy
ears that smelled bad and made my face
sore wherever 1t touched it. never was
hungry: did not care to eat: would almost
choke at times and hardly could breathe
when l tried to run. My mamma tried
bee n sick ever since I was two years old,
nothing could be found to cure me until she
took me to DR.. Hume, and although have
taken no medicine for the last six months
have had no return of the trouble and am
entirely cured. DR.. Hume treated me for
only four months and did for me in that
time more than everybody else, for he cured
me aud made me quite well
CHARLEY GRAHAM,
701 Scott Street, N. Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
Patience IL a Virtue.

Augustus" said Angelina to her lover,
''you know that father has recently invest
ed in an American silver mine and is going
there at once, and cannot leave mother
alone. So ask you, dear Augustus, how
long would you wait for mes"
"Wait for you, my ,darling?" exclaimed
Augustus. 81 will wait for you until we
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
No Religion,

"Somo people haven't any more religion
than heathen."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, there was old Mrs. Hightons
never once noticed the preacher, for I
watched her the whole time of the ser.
vice.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23

Yes" said Cawker to his youngest, 'the
teacher was quite right in saying that heat
expands and cold contracts. That's what
makes the days so much longer in summer
than winter"
Then, papa" was the next query, what
makes the nights in winter SO longS"--
Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
He WAS Color Blind.

Gushington-Did you give her the poem
you wrote about herr
Chum-Yes, and she has never been at
home to me since.
'tHow was thatS"
II made mistake in the color OF her
eyes "--Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
Miles, Nerve Il Liver Pills

Act on new Notwithstanding the
liver, stomach and bowels through inc
nerves.: A new discovery. Or. Mics
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taset
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
ca ualed for men, woman, children Small
est mildest, surest, so doses 25 cts. sam
pies Free, at A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23

Maud Won Blumer - Mamma, there's
Mrs. Bingle's carriage Mt the door, and she
evidently wants to leave something with
out getting out. Shan't send the servant
out to herr
Mrs. Won Blumer-No, my dear. Let hel
walk up the front steps. They haven't bet
swept today.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23

MARY Ann" said Mr.. Quattle, "ifyou're
determined to let Josie marry that long
legged squirt of Pete Lockwell that comes
here three or four times week, by gum, /
wash my hands of the whole business"
''1t won't hurt your hands any, George"
was Mrs. Qualities hearty rcjoinder.-
Amusing Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
He Was MAGhaMi1nOus.

Judge Ito rather respectable looking
prisoners: "Tt was drink that brought
you here, SUPPOSED" Prisoner: swell,
I would hardly like to say that. The off,
Ger Wi Mt mors'n half full.'--New York
Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23

Fifty cents Is a small doctor bill, but
that is all it will cost You to cure any
ordinary case of rheumatism If you use
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. Try itand
you will DO surprised at the prompt re-
ief it affords. The first application will
quiet the pain. 80 cent bottles for sale
by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23

"Orviile," asked Mrs Ardup, 'arc times
SO very tights"
lawful. Rachell Awfulp replied Mr..
Ardup. There's absolutely no money to
he had"
''Then we'll economize," rejoined his lit
tie wife cheerily. You were about to go
to the barber's. You needn't go. TIL cut
your hair myself"
And the wretched man went out and
made an assignment Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23

Mrs. Makeshift--Wcll, I've found out ho'
to make up my new dress at last.
Mr.. M.-.Then why don't you get tho
stuff
Mrs. M.--No money left. 1t took all l
had to buy fashion magazines. York
Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is a misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and hilliousness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
The Noble Art of Self Defense" y
Forth nv nm Authority.

Self defense instructive. Persons who
find themselves afflicted with heart dis
ease as manifested by its many symp-
toms, palpitation short breath, irregular
pulse, pain in side or shoulder, smother
Ing, fainting or dropsy, etc., naturally
desire defense against what may term
mate fatally. For the express purpose
no remedy has ever approached DR..
Miles New Heart Cure, sold by A. Q. Ire
land jr., on guarantee. Mrs. 0. +. Per
kins, of Northwood, H., says, DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure, saved her life. She suf-
fered from palpitation and heart would
frequently beat as high as 1926 minute.
Was not expected to live. Was mere
skeleton, no relief from physicians.
New Heart Cure cured her.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
A Fair Inference.

Saturn must be the commercial traveller
OF the planetary system"
".What makes you think sof''
HE wears SO many rings" - Detroit
Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
a Good Cook.

Have you a good cook? Yes, very good;
goes to church four times a week. She
can't cook, though.-Tid-Bits
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
A Rare Persouage.

"She appeared to me like one woman In
thousand"
"How sof"
II saw her at the bargain counter DE
troit Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23

Algy--A girl Rugged me last night. Wegy
Wegy (breathlessly)-Oh, Algy, was II
veal nice?
Algy-No, Wegy, old chap, 1t wssn't
She was so wough!-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
A Fool.

Croaker->You're fool to say that,
Smallboy.
Smallboy-Don't call me- fool-l'm
willing to put up money on what I say.
Croaker-Then you're worse one yet
Harvard Lampoon.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-23
DOCTOR HUME
lives London Hospital Treatment

CATARRH CURED All chronic diseases
of the head throat and lungs, catarrhal
deafness treated
Ofices, second floor Peoples Bank Build.
ing, Denver, Colo
Once Hours-O to IL a. H., to D. M.
6:3O to D. m. Sundays-9 a. m. to l p IN.
Invalids at distance invited to send for
symptom blank
a CONSTELLATION FREE.