New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-10-13
THE TAX or THE DAT.


1.-THE Boston Budget" tells a story Of two Irish.
men who trampng along the road near Man.
chester. one of tn IN could not read at ALL the
other could read only sufficiently well to be proud
of airing his accomplishment before his compan.
ion. Their journeyings had brought them into the
neighborhood OF Manchester by he-Sea.
Presently they encountered sgn-post. Mike
stopped to read IL and Pat stopped to hear him.
Now the sign very simple and II said Man.
chester, Seven Miles" but It seemed to bother
Mike and he looked puzzled Pat waited until his
patience gave out.
What does 1t say?" he demanded. D..
''Mon-chased-her.' returned Mike slowly "Moa
chased her sven moiles."
Pat picked up his bundle in disgust.
Sure" he remarked ''if he wanted her that 30
OF hope to hivn he got her."
Mrs Nouveau- Riche-What q handsome house
y9dr 'dths a, hSs ,b punt suSh beautiful paie1nes
but u.d alas, nor, no Rom pee, =. no
material the Tomkinses have their new awnings
made of?-iIoston Transcript.
The dainty dress which 1.-THE New-Havsn
Comm Palladium has just donned will make Il
more acceptable than ever to It's readers. II has
put in press and machinery and in It's me.
chanical equipment Il IS now fully up with .be
tmea.
THE GOOD TINES COMING.
oh, the good times comm, matter viSt
they say:
You can hear EN- hummin. hummn' fer hvnd -
They're a-sailin' through the summer. an Is
hehtin through the freeze;
A-rdin down the rivers an a-bloHin In thA
breeze
Comm.
A-hummin'- .t.
Like a regiment a-drummin;
Lane has got a turnin.
Buttermks a-churnin'.
r KffP the sI sood 'a times e eo%e!
oh the good times are a-comin': YOU can see eu
A-twnklin' in the dewdrops an shnin' In the
A-dumpin DER the daisies and babblin' in tho
An lookin' at fellow like his sweetheart usetss
look,
Comm
Albumin
Like a regiment a-drummin;
Lane has got a-turnin.
Buttermilks a-churnin'.
So keep your lamps Albumin
Till the good times come
IF. l.. Stanton. III Atlanta Constitution.
But they're haltin' on the way. while the senats
And the swivel jointed jaws are s-wassns all the
day: 49,.
Till The people sI have grown tired and want inc
AS PETERS whiskers are a-bown' in the breezs'
COMM
A-drummin'- -.
And Wocott always turnin'
And Teler's words a-churnin
When the good times come =.
Amendment Of HARDWARE
Apparently The Atlanta Constitution Demo
cratic does not wholly admire President 'leVe
lands recent letter to Northen IN winch
he said that his daily prayer was lot ''e 'ep'""
For il prints the following squip'
Deacon whispering TO pastor)-The Presideh's
in church. ,,
Pastor-Yes dropped in to make that daily
prayer" Of his.
4 Personal Renecton.-"what has become o. the
,,ndsome Young woman that used TO be mere M
guired the regular customer at the DAIRY iu"0" e.
'"nWhirh handsome young woman asked the
blond maiden behind the counter haushtiy-'Chi-
cage Tribune
A great many native American girls from the
back districts OF Maine are now being empioSe"
,s servants in Boston, and their "greenness' sorle-
times brings about amusing situatiohS' hecen"S
lady called at Beacon-s'. house "here one OK
,bese girls WAS employed. and rang the bell.
Samantha Wayback answered the caiL '"h "ts
Croesus be SEEM the visitor asked. zen she 10
seem" snickered Samantha. well r"'h'r guess
she ken: she's six feet high and four wide NY
sakes, You can't see HUGH v. "'''""'
when she's around
A robber met "A coal dealer on lonely roaa ana
Your money your life" said the , rohSer'
"Who are YOU" asked the coa' dea'''
I'm a highwayman A.. ,,, ,..,.r "ru
a low weishman. shake We should be fr'ends'
And they were.-(Smith Centre Bazoo.
..rbc Springfield Union" thinks that the dissen'
s,ops in the American Board during the last lew
years have made many an American bored
During the Football season-ficks.i saw =
wcll-dressed young man quite booty al the 'h'a''s
Wicks"So? Wonder what college he belonged
to,-(Boston Transcript.
These be the days when the Editor OF The Con-
pressional Record has no sinecure
Ar the Fair.-Taikative Lady Visitor 10 Column
ban guard)-And what is that strap that goes IN
der your chin worn for! 49,, l., , ..
ne nv the management OF the Fair TO rest our
chlns when our jaws get Urea out ahs"e'"s
ouestons.-( Boston transcript
In these days of higher education for women.
IL is interesting to recall what Governor Winthrop
once said of Mrs. Hopkins. the wife OF the Governor
OF Hartford that she was IA cody young ~oman
and Of special parts who was fallen into sad
,parmity the loss of her understanding and reason
which had been growing upon her divers years
h,. occasion of giving herself wholly To reading
and writing" Her husband is described a. being
very loving and tender of her, loath to sre'e her'
but he SAW his error when II was too late.
| "I shall never say don't have good times again
| said the woman In the new fall gown. rhe othsss
Jaw I saw a woman | know who has to stay AZ
home all the time with her SICK OLD Ia',sr sn ns
was radiant She said II was the second liHe sly
| had been away from home In a year Sne ~:
| omt I'm one OF the suburbs Her face was peams.
she had been TO Danysfs 10 see sae"s there are
very beautiful. She was cariy.ns = o Sas goingf
lowers and where do you think shs rs was 9s M
s mo fee,inr sorry for that woman but did tnoukn
| she said she perfectly happy W se' Wv ~
| house once more"-lBoston TRANSCRIPT