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The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
BRAKEMAN HIREs's PLUNGE.

Fell Nearly 100 Feet Into White River and
Escaped with a Shaking Up.
Special TO the Indianapolis Journal
RICHMOND. Ind, May 22.-Lsst night,
about 10 O'clock. In the Pennsylvania ards
here. train No. 81 pulled out for Indianapo-
lis. and near Fort Wayne avenue crossing
pulled In two. The train had gotten across
the bridge over Whitewater before the en-
gineer missed the rear part. The track
where the break occurred is down grade,
and the rear section had by this time
gained considerable momentum. The two
sections met on the bridge. and two cars
were derailed and thrown into the river.
o. I. Hires. of Indianapolis, . brakeman.
was on the front car of the rear section.
aud pitched nearly one hunured feet. His
injuries ore reported as only slight, aud he
was able to return home this morning
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
A Seven-Pound Bass.
Frankfort (Ind.l News.

FIluAIUEt kfHtI.I 4NUWSs
At an early hour this morning il was re-
ported on the street that while fishing yes
terday in company with w. n. Mattix. Dr.
Knapp caught q seven-and.a- half pound
bass.
LATER-At $50 o'clock there seems to be
some doubt of the truthfulness of the re-
port.
l0:20-It Is claimed that q fish of the
above weight was caught, but that II ap-
pears TO be "goggle-eyc."
l2:3O-Mattix has come down pound.
2:OO-The faith of the Doctors friends in
the reported catch is crumbling.
4:O0-It's crumbled.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
HE SWALLOWED RED FIRE.

Peculiar and Perhaps Fatal Accident to
Centervilie Citizen.
Special IN the Indianapolis Journal.
CcNTERvILLE, Ind, May 22.-Wilbert
Lewis, foreman of the Edmunds chair fac
tory. and prominent X. of p. man. was
experimenting. Saturday night. in the X.
of p. Hall. with some explosives to produce
n red light He was blowing the stuff
through tube when the material ex-
ploded. the fire rushing through the pipe in
his mouth aud down has throat. The roof
OF his mouth was burned oil and his throat
cauterized in a serious manner He is now
in a critical condition and may not recover.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
sonthnrn Asaemblr.

Macon, Ga. May 22.-Tbe fourth days
session of the Southern Presbyterian AS
sembiy was full of argument but produc-
tive of very little. A memorial from the
Chinese of the New Orleans mission. ask
ing the assembly to use its influence in
having the ''Geary actv repealed, was read
and referred TO the committee on foreign
missions. The report of the committee ac-
cepting The Widows and Orphans Home,
at Fredericksburg. and forming perpetual
board for ifs government was adopted.
The home is presented complete. with SlO,-
coo cash. Nashville was chosen rs the mex
plSce OF meeting.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23

They're easily taken and best in results.
Tiny, sugar-coated, antl-bilious gram
ules- A compound of refined and con-
centrated vegetable extracts. Without
disturbance or trouble, constipation, in
digestion. bilious attacks, sick and bill
ious headache, and all derangeufents of
the liver, stomach and bowels, are pre-
vented, relieved and permanently cured.
Cured because they lead the system
into natural ways. They are guaran-
teed TO give satisfaction in every case,
or your money Is returned.
Do you suffer from Catarrhl II so, no
matter how bad your case, or of how long
standing, the pruprietors of DIR. Sageis Ca
tarrh Remedy say this: 'Wo win pay you
$500 ia cash If we can't cure you
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23

LITTLE Rock. ARK. May 22.-The Cum
berland Presby terian General Assembly
eonsnmed q areas deal of time to-day in
considering the question of consolidating
the boards of education and ministerial re-
lief. The committee on missions recon-
cd that tho board of missions
call &C once for five mon to 20 TO
japan Al missionaries. It spoke hopefully
of the work IN Mexico aud Indian Terri
tory. The report recommended that the
board Of missions enter as soon as possible
the territory of Indo-China. which Is under
French control and has twenty million In
hebltnnts and no Protestant missionary.
IL provided Tor making permanent the mis-
sionary rallying day preceding each assem-
bly,. Active ana immediate work for the
welfare Of tho coiored people was urged.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
MURDER AND SUICIDE.

Crime Of Young Man Who Formerly Re-
sided at Muncie.
DAYTON. o, May 22-Al Weidner and wife
had trouble and three months ago separ-
ated at Muncie. Ind. Mrs. Weidner came
to Day ton to live with her mother. This
morning Weidner called at the house and
quarreled with his mother-in-law about @
division of the furniture. His wife inter
fered and he shot her cad and then killed
himself.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
Learning Rewarded.

Atlanta Constitution
Did Brown stand tho civil service exar
inationV
First class"
went through the Greek alphabetf"
Jest a-hummln'w
And the Latin verbs3"
Every one of 'eml'
What place did they give hirai"
Head coal shoveler."
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23

NEW YORK. May 22.-The Generei Synod
OF the Reformed Presby terian Church re-
convened this morning. The committee on
federation laid before the delegates the
proposed scheme for federation with other
Presbyterian sects, which is being very
generally considered by Presbyterian sy-
mods throughout the country. Action was
deferred. Resolutions were adopted TO the
effect kat no church funds be hereafter
Invested in stocks which cause unnecessary
work on Sunday. such as railroad securi-
ties and many others: making It incum-
bent for al members of the church who
were represented by the synod 10 withhold
r1eir patronage from the worlds fair If
opened on sunday. aud condemniDg the en-
forcement of the Geary act, first on the
ground that 1t dIscriminates against some
foreigners who ARE no less desirable than
many others. either as citizens or residents:
and, secondly. on the ground that II will
cause retaliation and the hlndrance of
Christian missionary work.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
IMPORTANT CHgSGE or TIME
ON TIE CINDtLII LINE

Under schedule taking effect May 2lst trains
will leave indianapolis at 7:3o a. m. 1850 a. M,
y. H.. u. IA. and l y. IN. Note that the 1;30
"A. IN. train now makes close connection at Terre
Haute for yiue1nnes. Princeton aud Evansville.
For details apply 10 nearest ticket agent Or 10 w.
T. Drummer. ID. Pa, Indianapolis
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
CITY NEWS NOTES.

Marriage licenses were issued yesterday
to James III. Boswell and Nellie Prather,
Edward A. Stuckmeyer and Katie j.
Judge, Andrew j. Martin and Mamie Maria
Snider.
DR.. L. r. Hutchins ex-Ststistican of
Iowa. called on Statistican Peelle yester-
day at the Statehouse. He Is in the city
making arrangements for the comfort OF
his States representation at the g. A. X.
epcampment.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
Holman and Columbus.

New York Advertiser.
The expense of entertaining the Duke De
Versgua and the Spanish Infanta will be
quietly met by the government unless Mr..
Holman should get wind of the movement
and object. IL statesman Holman had his
way he would send q bill to the Spanish
governments. with compound interest for
400 years. for having furnished wharfage
to Columbus
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
500 May Bring Thousands
$1,000 May Bring q Fortune

A limited amount of the stock of the GOLD HILL
MINING AND MILLING COMPANY Is offered
at % cents share for development and machinery
purposes
Application for any number of shares VIII be
ceived until the limited amount is disposed Of when
an advance will be made 60 so cents and later 60 81.
Remit currency by Make checks and
drafts. postal orders payable to- JOSEPH M.WULFF,
Treasurer. Correspondence invited. Responsible
agents wanted for tbe sale Of first-cass mining
stocks. Address. JOSEPH II. WULFF. Treasurer,
20 Broadway. New York
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
Lowered n BicycIe Record.

BosToN. May 22-Eddie McDuffee, of
Maiden. lowered the American twenty III We
mile road bicycle record to-day. riding the
course In hour. Is minutrs aad 55 aI5 sec-
onds.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
waoted "a CHM pss OF the Past.

LIFE
Fortune Teller-Would You like glimpse
into the futuref
Patriot (who has not been appointed to
office)-No. What i want is q glim pse In to
the past. would like to know if voted
for Grover Cleveland just for my healthi
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
Time to Turn a New Leaf.

Cincinnati Tribune.
If Indiana Is not careful her record as
lawbreaking State will go above that of
Texas. 1t is time for Hoosierdom to turn
over . new leaf and paste il down.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23

IIttDurx NHfOlIClc- AtItklAFH
Are there any unmarried women on the
board OF lady managers OF the worlds fairG
asked Larimer OF Van Braam.
II think So"
Then 1 suppose they might be called
miss managers, mightn't theyf"
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
ACCIDENT In A BALL GAME
Otto Bayse, of DePauw, Hit by
Pitched Ball and Seriously Injured.
Rose Polytechnic Ready for the intercollegiate
Meet-Stsgg's Team Loses at Champaign
National League Games-Running.
Special to the Indian apoli. Journal.

Special 70 the Indianapolis IournaL
GREENCAsTLE. Ind. May GA game of
ball came near resulting in q fatality here
to-day. and il is not yet certain the player
will recover from his injuries. Otto Boyse.
DePauw student from Missouri, was nj
the bat when he was struck by the bali In
the region of the heart and rendered almost
lifeless. Internal hemorrhage ensued and
hls condition is still regarded critical.
The game was played to finish. the Green
castle club defeating the UePauws in the
tenth aiming with a score of II to L.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23

To properly plant peach tree oil medi-
um and large sized trees should have the
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
Allen Breaks a state Record

Special 10 the Indianapolis Jonrnal.
CRAwFoRDsvILLE, Ind. May 22.-Frank
Alien. of this city, ran quarter of q mile
IN forty mine and half seconds, beating
the state record. There was considerable
money changed hands and the run was
the result of wager. Allen has never
before been In race and Is employed in o
clothing store here.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23

At louisville 4.O00D HE.
Lousville....-1 o o 0-3 2
Cincinnati. % l o o D o o OIL 3
Batteries-stratton and Grim Chamberlain
and Vaughn.
at Pittsburg-tAttendance, 3,1O0D e.
Pittsburg....5 o o 2 Ia 15 3
st. Louis....1 o o D o l 2 l. A
Batteries-Terry and Mack; Clarkson and
Pietz.
at tChtcaGo-tAttendance. 1909 II. e.
Chicago. o o o o o O. IL 2
Cleveland. % o o o o 10 l3 o
Batteries Hutchinson and Kittridge; Young
and Zimmer
At e-(Attendance, 6.034) HE.
Baltimore. 20 2 o o o 81 8 5
New York. 20 o o l. IL 2
Batteries-McNabb and Clark; Rusie and Nc
Mahon.
At Observation-Disclosures 3.000) HE.
Brooklyn..-.O o o -
Washington. / o o o 2 o o. 3 4
Batteries -Haddock and Daily; Meekin and
Farrell
At BOSTON, attendance, 2,500l II. E.
Philadelphia o o s. Q 10 S
Boston % o o O. IL 3
Batteries-Tayl0r, Sharr0tt, Weyhing and
Clements; 6tivetts and Camel.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
THE RACE TRACK.
DR.. HasbrOuck, Banquet aad La Tes'
Among the Winners at Gravesend.

DIR. HasbrOuck, Banquet asd La Tesca
Among the Winners at Gravesend.
GRAvEsEND. L. l.. May 22.-First Race
Three.qparters of mile. DR.. Hasbrouck
first, Lizzie second. LizelG third. Time,
Ills.
Second Race -Five.eighths of mile.
Domino first. Medge second, Patrician
third. Time, 1:02.
Third Race-Three-quarters of o mile.
Defargilla first, Sirocoo second, Marshal
third. Time, lila.
Fourth Race-One mile and one-sixteent tn.
Banquet First. Diabslo second. lllume
third. Time lao.
Fifth Race-Three-qusrters of q mile.
La Tosca first. His HiGhness second, Sto-
nell third. Time. 1:15.
Sixth Rsce-One mile and one-slxteenth.
Now or Never first, Lepanto second, Specu-
lation third. Time. 1:50is.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
BAPTIST HOME MISSIONS.
Sixteenth Annual Meeting of the Society
Opens Denver.
Rpsciel TO the IndiananoIia Journal

Sixteenth Annual Meeting of the Society
Opens at Denver.
Special to the Indianapolis Journal
DENVER, Col, May 22-The sixteenth
annual meeting Of the Womsn's Baptist
Home Mission Society began here this
morning. The address of welcome was de-
livered by Mrs. +. L. Smith. vice president
for Colorado. Tho response was made By
Mrs j. II. Grouse. who made the annual
address of the president. taking as her
theme the late womsn's congress. which
she attended on her way to Denver.
Miss nj. G. Burdette, the corresponding z
secretary, gave an interesting report. show
ing the condition of the Baptist work for
the year closing March 81. 1893. There
were reported for the year ending March
81, 1893. 1,sSs branches. approximating 49, 900
members. 4S1 mission bands. with an ap-
proximste membership of 1900. while III
boys and girls were enrolled as missionary
gardeners. and the baby band registered
2.f0i little folks.
1he report of the treasurer was given by
Miss X. r. Taylor. which showed that the
actual receipts for the year were Sol. 709.3l.
but. including all balances from the previous
year, the money aggregates s61.O706O. The
total amount of disbursements were $685.
$50. In all departments the books show
small balances.
At the evening session Rev. p. &. Hinson
discussed missionary training schools aud
Mrs NJ. A. Ehlers spoke on Missionary
Training for Colored Women
Will withdraw Their Exhibits.
NEW YORK. May 22-The Methodist
preachers of New York. Brooklyn and VI
cinity. ut their regular meeting to-day. re-
vaH To ri ha Natl sf
from the worlds tar. because of the pro-
posed Sunday opening. The resolution TO
that effect. which was presented by the
Rev. Dr. B. +. Landon. and passed unani-
mously week ago. was to-day confirmed
and o clause added to IL insfructing the
agents of tht Methodist Book Concern at
Chicago to aot in tho premises soon as
the doors of the worlds fair are thrown
open on Sundays.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
Racing at ST. LOUIS.


ST. LOUIS, May 22.-First Race-Six fur
longs. Aeronaut first. Ell Roy second.
Willie G. third. Time, 1:1Sh.
Second Race-Four and half furlongs.
John Cooper first. Fatality second. Teeta
May third. Time. :57A.
Third Race-Six furlongs. Mark 8. first,
Royal Flush second. Granite third. Time.
LII.
Fourth Race-Seven and half furlon gs.
ST. Joe firss, Balgowan second, Sull Ross
third. Time. 1864.
Fifth Race-One mile. Excelsior first,
Lena Frey second, May Hardy third. Time,
1:451a.
Sixth Race One mile. Sir Walter
Raleigh first, Highland second, Pescadcr
third. Time, l:431s.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23

haunts her as q punishment for breaking
her promise. Ellison and his wife lived
happily together until her disappearance.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23

When oiled walnut furniture begins to
grow dingy 1T can be made to look as FIRE sh
as new by reoiling. Linseed or even olive
oil may be used. but pure. good kerosene
oil is much the best. Rub il well in with
soft. woolen rag and polish with clean,
dry flannel.
Vinegar will remove the disagreeable
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
Stages Men Defeated.

Special TO the Indianapolis Journal
CHAMPAIGN. H.. May 22.-Stagg's men.
of Chicago University, played bali to-day
with the University of Illinois, losing to
the local team by a SCORE of to q fierce
wind blew clouds of binding dust over the
field. making fine playing impossible. In
the fourth inning Frederlckson hit Speers
and gave Prescott base on balls. By an
error of Roy sden these two men scored.
Three times did Stsgg get to the third
base, but Chicago could not solve Fred
erickson's delivery. and Stagg was left.
Frederickson struck out twelve men. and
Stagg eight. Frederickson gave two bases
on balls u. of !. outfelded and outbatted
the Chicago team. Stage outclassed his
own team but he was not enough TO defeat
q nine by himself.
intercollegiate Field Day Announcement.
Special to the Indianapolis Journal
TERRE HAUTE. Ind, May 22.-Indlana in
tercollegiate field day sports will be held
at the fair grounds here. Monday. May 29.
under the auspices of tho Rose Poly tecbnic
Athletic Association. The colleges to be
represented are DePauw University,
Earlham. Hanover. Indiana University.
Purdue. Butter, Wabash and Rose Poly
technic. gold medal will be presented
to the winner of each event. By the Rose
Poly yteohnio Athletic Association. The
college making the largest mum Der of points
receives the intercollegiate DennanJ. The
public presentation of prizes will occur In
the evening. and prominent speakers will
address the meeting. College yells will be
In order. The Vandalia and Big Four have
granted half-fare rates from all points.
tickets being good for three days. Terre
Haute hotels have made special rates for
the occasion. Further information may be
had from the managing com mittee: James
Dale. David McCulloch and Wallis r. San.
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
Dates of Bicycle Races

CHICAGO. May 22.-The racing and legis-
lative committees of the League of Ameri-
can Wheelmen, together with the local
committee, were in session to-day and ar
ranged the programme of the internationa al
and national meet. which takes place In
Chicago the week of Aug. 7-12
The national championship races
will be on the following dates:
Quarter r-mile. five-mile and one-mile or
dinary. Aug. Q. Half-mile. two-mile and
one-mile tandem. Aug. TO- The intorDa-
tional championship races are as follows:
Six-mile and two-mile team race, Apg. II.
Sixty-Inile and one-mile, Aug. -
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23

Big and dickpdrd
- the old fash
ioned pill. Hard
to take and awk-
w ard to get
down. No diff
Guilty in taking
Doctor Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets
The Indianapolis journal., 1893-05-23
Latonin Results.

CINCINNATI. May 22-To-day's results at
the Latonia track:
First Rsce-Three.quarters of q mile.
Glce Boy first. Asben second, Denisette
third. Time. LII.
Second Rsce-Seven- -eighths of q mile.
Shadow first. Happiness second. Adrey
third. Time. 1904.
Third Race-One- half mile. Dockstader
first. Warwickshire second. Tremona third.
Time. 81.
Fourth Race-One mile. Vida first.
Helen n. second, Francis Pope third. Time,
LAG.
Fifth Race-Nine-sixteenths of q mile.
Vlrena first. Miss Mamie second, French
Lady third. Time, :5SA.
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Cstsrfh. deafness, rfsasnzt,sa. nex..
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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-01-19

ms ilnpetuos.Fy lea hisa 70 phrase the az
cushion rather strongly
-Ortier. oreerF sid the speaker Of the
house as he rose Ia al the majesty OF full
bottomed wig and sill;en gown.
As1In did the dannrIess son OF Erin
return 10 bis charge OF wTillful misstare-
ment. Again was hs called severely to
order"
IL was q critical moment. His Irish
colleagues did not wish him TO be ''sus-
pended for the rest. Of the debate. and
they limited so by tugging vigorously al
his coat tails.
Now il is very dangerous matter to
trihe with the tail of an lrishman's coat.
save in the cause Of friendship Never.
theless the indignant yet good humored
honorable member recognized the com.
nand of his party and sat down. dehv-
ering this Parthian dart.
Very well. sir. obey your ruhsg
and beg 10 retraet what was about to
observed"
That one touch Of Irish oratory took
the house by storm. New York Re-
corder.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-01-19
NOT FOR LOVE.
Je0 Nesbitt Explains His Motive for Mar
rying Pinkie Hirst.

ye6 Nesbitt Explains His Motive for Mar
ryinx Pinkie Hirst.
mo, Stree, bobl jeff Nesbitt. We don't
come a-courtin me an a-goin with Sal
Trunnitt too. She stops or we stops.
That's the word with bark on it Hear
me?"
who keers, Sairy Ann Hankinson?
No woman dictates what does or what
don't. Saw off if yer wants ter saw off"
And, taking the ring she handed him
as If it had been a snake. he walked to
the creek bank in the moonlight and
dashed it far out into the muddy waters
with a fling. Not three months after
ward he and Sallie Trunnitt repeated
virtually the same scene for virtually
the same reason. Again to the creek
strobe he. and again a ring Kissed into
the angry flood Again, some three
months later, ON Keziah Atwood's ac-
count, another ring whirled into the yell
low waves.
Then he married Pinkie Hirst.
They sat by the open fireplace He
chewed. She smoked her pipe and cuffed
the dogs from the warm corners.
JEFF she family quavered after a
long silence. Its drefful time since ye
kissed mer'
'.Hurnphr
jeff. We hain't set up close me sence
ye axed me-"
''HumphT
JET. yer haia't once called me yer
little Hinky Pinky sence ye courted me-
''Humph!
JEFF Nesbitt, We don't love me like
ye used ter"
"Hunphr
"Jeffe'son Wash'ntn Nesbitt. ye hain't
never loved me at ALL"
'Ri-i-i-i-g-h-t!'
Her sallow face fell and her pipe went
out. an emotion as deep as woman's
heart ever exhibits among the Sunfish
hills after spanking days are over.
Jeff" she family asked. did We mar.
ry me cause were purity"
IL amt blindF'
JEFF" still more family. did ye mar
~ me for what brung ye"
II amt cuttin down big trees for small
coousr'
JEFF" very family. did ye marry me
account of Saly'
"Nope-dern Salt"
"Er Sairyr
"Nope-dern Sairyr
"Fr Kezi?"
"Nope-likewise dern!"
A long silence. PinlSy relit her pipe.
kicked the hound. smelled bit Of bacon
to see il it had soured. gained courage
and made last sally.
JEFF, if ye didn't marry me fer love.
or fer looks, or fer what had. err fer
them there gals a-throwin ye over. wha,
the land did ye marry me ferT
Slowly removing hisquid. with squirt
that blackened a s-inch square in the
glowing Goals. he replied.
81 married ye 'cause was dead tired
of feeding all the doggoned mud cats In
Sunhsh cTick on 'gagement rings-that'
what-gwon 60 bed. re abT-Cincinnat
Commercial Gazette.