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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08
Bazaar 10 Aid Of The Bethany Home
a11nlaDHy HalLsliaG5
ARRANGEMENT OF TIE BOOTHS.
Fancy Articles and Christmas Goods on
kRie In Great Abunda dance-Governo
Hrown and stan Visit the Fair aud
Pronouuce IL . Success.

The bazaar in aid OF the Bethany home.
which was opened at 10 O'Clock yesterday
morning in Infantry hail. under the
patronage OF the city churches. bids
fair to be as much OF sue
cess as its predecessor, the convent
hazaar. The arrangement OF the
hall and the booths Is much the same
az last week. The booths in use at the
Catholic fair have not been taken out hev-
ing been loaned by the Sisters OF Mercy
for the occasion.
Little was done yesterday until evening
when Governor Brown and stad paid the
bazaar visit aud was escorted to
tho general managers booth while
tho orchestra played ..Hail Ia the Chief"
The governor visited each booth and ex-
pressed great pleasure In their arrange
mont. The attendance was gratifying.
Fancy articles and Christmas goods in
profusion arc on sale. The fair Is in
charge ofthe following ladies:
President, Miss Nellie M. Brown; vice
presidents, Mrs. Edwin T.. Calder, Mrs.
ID. Russell Brown. Mrs. Charles 4. Norton;
secretary, Mrs. Edward Z. Pierce, treas
urcr, Mrs. Celia i. PAUL.
The Booths.
The diffcront booths are presided over
as follows:
Baptist-Chairmap, Mrs. j. Calder;
treasurer, Mrs. &. Ballou.
gational-Chairman, Miss Hop
kins; treasurer, Mrs. j. q. Woolworth.
Free Baptist-Chairman, Mrs. T.. f..
Pierce; treasurer Mrs. f. w. Mardcn.
Now Jerusalem Church-ChairmaD
Mrs. F. p. Fcnncr; treasurer, Mrs. ii. C..
Hay.
Observation-Disclosures Miss i. ii. s.
Irons; treasurer, Miss Mary Watson.
Unitarian--Chairman, Miss Ida A. How
land; treasurer, Mrs. Mira p. Brown.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Mrs. II. S. Lam
son; treasurer, Mrs. Eugene Lawton.
Besides these there are the confectionery
booth-Chairman, Mrs. B. M. Earle;
treasurer, Mrs. A. j. 6locum. Lemonade
booth-C Chairman, Mrs. William ID. Land I;
treasurer, Miss Josie Rollins. Gipsy tent
Chairman, Mrs. r.. j. Root; treasurer,
Mrs. II. M. Harris. Cafe-Chairmap, Mrs.
Susan Carriquc. Mrs. Maria l.. Bradley
will have charge OF the check room. The
flower booth is presided over by Miss
Evelyn Gardiner, chairman, and Mrs.
ii. A. Bishop, treasurer, assisted
by the Misses Carrie A. Sphinx,
Grace Buckland, Carrie Fl. Chacc, Mamie
d. Haswcll, and Clara Anthony. The
green booth is occupied by tho "Elmwood
ParIor Gathering association" in charge
of Mira. Winship. Mrs. w. Calender,
chairman, and Miss Annie Salisbury,
treasurer, arc in charge OF the chocolate
table, which is supplied with material by
Fraser Brothers.
Tho sisters OF mercy have the thanks OF
tho association for assistance gratuitously
rendered.
The opening Of the bazaar for the benefit
OF the bethany home had not large at
tendance. A turkey dinner was served
from IL o'clock on, and most OF the morn
ing was taken up with making the last
Preparations in tho different booths. To-
night lInns Schneider will furnish the en-
tcrtainmont aud tomorrow afternoon
something will be provided for the Chill
lfeft-
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08
Reasoning by Analogy.

Uncle Nose, Houston darky. recently
bad occasion 10 buy yard OF silk. He was
somewhat surprised at the cost, and on
asking what was tho cause was told by tho
accommodating clerk that probably it was
owing to the scarcity OF silkworms. A few
days nfterward lac came To the same clerk
ard asked:
"How's de tapewums coming oni"
"What do ! know about tapewormsi"
asked the indignant clerk
II was gwinter buy foah yards ob tape,
but 1 dunno II | has money ernuf Maybe
dar's sumfiin de matter wild de tapewums
less AZ der was wild de silkwums de odder
day. "--Texas Siftings.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08
A Headache Cure.

A heavy dull headache situated over the
brow and accompanied 10y languor. chill
hness and feeling of general discomfort,
with distaste for food. which sometimes
approaches TO nausea, can generally lie
completely removed by two grain dose
of potassic salt dissolved in half "A wine
glassful of water, aod quietly slipped, the
whole quantity being taken in about 10
minutes. In many cases the effect of these
email doses has been simply wonderful. a
person who "A quarter of an hour before
was feeling most miserable aud refused all
food, wishing for quietness, would now
tako good meal and resume his wontcd
cheerfulncss. The rapidity with which
the iodide acts in these eases constitutes
its great advantage.--Alienist and Ncu-
rplogist.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08
RlSAPPPEHENSION.

Oh, never yet I'm castle, hall or bower
Was high born dame or simple damsel
That dreault tho vanished victim of her power
Might End another he could love as well.
She ever saw him-wandcring uuconsoled,
Alike in tbrongei streets and deserts dim.
She never thought that there could be so bold
woman as TO wish TO comfort him.
II she could have imagined such thing
So very unexpected, mean and low,
That should with shame her sex's bosom wiring.
Sho had thought twice before she let him 90.
w. d. Uowels.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08

a correspondents writes: with respect
TO yoar article on long sittincs and long
speeches, viii you allow me to point out
shs. the longest sitting In the house %
commons was three hours longer than the
30 hour sitting or The american senate2 IL
was in 1881 when the house met ON the 3lst
of January, at 4 in the afternoon. aud con-
tinued sittinx all that night. all day on
Tuesday, the lst of February, and all Tues.
day night, till the speaker closed the de-
bate at g:39 on Wednesday morning. The
house had then sat Al hours. ."-LoEdon
News
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08
uour-ct's Methods.

NJ. Bourget has peculiar way Of writing
bis novels. After outlining his story, he
proceeds TO create the characters whose
mental and moral development he pur-
poses analyzing. Hcprepares separate and
complete lives Of each In detail and then
proceeds to write the story, turning il off
mt great speed, never debating, and often
allowing days and nights to pass unheedetl.
After his first writing he copies it with
numerous alterations and repeats the pro-
cess a third time before the story goes to
che publishers. Exchange.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08
Wasn't the Same After All.

"ITerel You haven't got that word spell.
ed correctly" said the lawyer To his new
clerk.
What's the matter with iti" demanded
the clerk.
"Why, II should be pr o instead Of per.
It's the case against that old woman for
trcspass. and you've got me down as the
attorney for the persecution, instead OF ut
torney for the prosecution"
"Oh, IT. amounts To the same thing in this
instance" said the clerk carelcssly, and
Eve minutes later he was looking for an
other iob.-Chicago Post.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08
Southern Cypress.
Vohave a Largo stoss OF all Thlcxa sss'
AT Low PRICES.
Potter g. Gardiner,
2Cs EpDY SrHEEr.
A Soft Answer, Etc.

"You are no gentleman' exclaimed an
angry man in a broadway car recently to
another man who had iostlett him aud for
gotten to apologize
"Yon'rc no lady" said the rude man
,oolly.
II sxid you were no gentleman" said the
first speaker scurnfully.
And said yun were no lady" replied
the original offender.
YOU'RE impUrtincnt."
"No. Tm accurate"
Then the other passengers smiled. and
the angry man first looked foolish and then
also concluded TO smile.-New York Her.
aid.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08
DIED SUDDhNLY.
Mrs. Margaret Frances Dean fx.'ires
from Heart Disease-


from Heart Di4ease.
Mrs. Margaret Frances. widow OF Rich
ard Dean, died at her home, IS Tock-
wotton street, this morning Mt 2:30
O'Clock. Mrs. Dean had attended
TO her household duties as usual
during the day, yesterday, ald in
the evening called upon ono
OF her daughters, %ho resided in the
vicinity. She retired about 10:30 and a
little later ono OF her sons came i'm aud
spoke to her and she was apparently in
the best of health and spirits.
At ] O'Clock she complained OF being
i'll and the members of tho family were
called and medical assistance summoned,
bot, as stated above, she died at 2:30
O'Clock. Mr. and Mrs. Dean were for
many years residents Of Providence and
most of the time they had resided in the
vicinity of her late home. She leaves a
family OF three sons and two daughters.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08

The story Is Tod Of an eminent divine
and his bright boy that is not devoid of i'm
structiyeness. Tie father bad n way OF
saying 60 his son when leaving home:
"lsemembcr whose boy you are"
The lad one day turned the tables by
calling out 60 his father:
"Goodby, papa. Remerbof whose father
sou ~" "-I.Undon Tit-biA
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08

Colonel Longhorn--IIow much do you
charge 10 take me through Central park2
Cabhy--One COLLAR and a half for the
She time.
Colonel i.onghorn--I tell you what. IL
will take me about an hour get through
dinner. Come around at the beginning Of
the second hour.-Tcxas Siftings.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08
Swallowing Abilities.

jack Tarr-Ye mightn't believe It. but
whales have a very small mouth.
Landsman- Yes, I've heard they wouldn't
even be able to swallow half the stories
that are told about them. = New York
Weekly.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08
EARL CARPENTER & SONS

No. Wcstn.ins,er St. Corner Dyer.
Ths od established hodsa wholesales anl recall,
JtE at fair pric = and ~ prompt attention lx-
moss and the vmptuyincnt ot good men Ia thaIr
several depart lr"h'A. Inrrts SOnLin1lancJ VI Ius
patronage ~ long vnIoyeI.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08

N Is strange that some people win suffer FOR years
from rheumatism a,her than try such an approved
standard remedy NJ Ayers Sarsapariila; and that:
too in spite OF the assuysncc that II hss cured 80
many others who who were similarly afflicted.
Give II trial.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08

Mr.'tdgt dtd fuitrrdi Aoifces 0He Insertion
foc.: .u,b cddiiionni uso,tion. f5c.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08

cEwING MACHINES REPAIREp. NEW Ann
- setond hand machines. attscnrs1.nfs he<dirn
OIL b,i : etc. CfiAS A. BOWEN. 90 We1(mIr6 =
teg street. over kLcdes's millinery stoeN
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08

TIENRY I. ROOT & SON. las HIGH sTREET--
4 Steam. Hot Water ana Hot AIR Hcatins.
Plumbing In ali its branches.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08
DRUGGISTS.

HALL g. LYON. 203 WESTMINSTER ST.-s,
Il Il 90 ~ per cent. saved on all gobi<.
our checking system makes mistake, In prescrlp-
tons imposslbie.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08

Mr.. George II. Rurgess OF this city is the
guest of A. r. BurdiclS OF Wexford.
David II. Williams OF this city was tho
guest OF IL. II. Peirce this week.
James H. Wilcox of this city visited Mr..
II. X. Reynolds of Wexford this week.
William ID. Harris OF this city visited
with friends in WEXFORD this week.
Mrs. Philerfder j. Thomas and daughter
Of WEXFORD are the guests OF friends in
this city.
Mr.. and Mrs. William J. Gardiner of
this city were the guests OF III. II. Wilcox
ofWickford recently.
Mr.. William II. Talbot and family left
WEXFORD for their winter home in this
city yesterday.
Mr.. Henry Davis OF this city spent
Wednesday with friends in Arctic.
Mr.. and Mrs. George l.. Young, who
have been visiting friends in Arctic, have
returned to their home I'm this city.
Past Master Robert w. Anthony, sc-
companied by his mother, Mrs. Joseph
Anthony, are the guest OF Mrs. John RI.
hown. who is the daughter OF Mrs.
Anthony.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08

JILlSON A FOLSOM. SAIl. AWNING Az
~ Tent Makers. "a south Wafer 81. Providen,
X. J. Telephone i5cO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08
no USE FURyYsHIvGs.
ROOFING MArERfaLs.

nEsLAURIERs a CO.. SLATE CONTRACT
~ deaicar In Roofing and ttncfeie NatcfIa
corner cove and Sabin str cts Pr,.vir.ncr n. A.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08

IIAyDEN a CHESTER. $ PINE STREET
H Providence. X. I-ToyS Games. Novcltiss
Fancy Goods stationery Blank Books and Schss
Supplies a. wholesale. Full hno VI firrt-cils
fireworks.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08

A thrifty Elmwood man was shovcling
the snow off his walk the other morning
while four idle men with shovcls stood
about watching him. Not that they
wanted the job. They merely wanted to
see how the job was done. They had
had finished shoveling their walks.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08

Some one who saw the oloctric trolley
snow plow coming down tho street
night lunch wagon, it's off its track and
thinks it is a trolley car"
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-12-08

A peddler carrying a lot OF protzels in n
barrel met with a inishap on Market
square yesterday. The pretzels fell into
the street. The peddler did not notice
his loss until it was too late. While the
barrel was in the act OF falling there were
half dozen Italians waiting TO pick up
the pretZels. Everybody in the vicinity
got an elegant "thirst on" with the result
that the nesghboring saloons did thriv-
ing business Notwithstanding the "hard
times"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-23
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement ard
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly nsed. TIE many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products TO
the needs of physical being. will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced In the
remedy. SyruT OF Figs
Is excellence is due TO It's presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste. the ,~freshing and truly
beneficial properties OF perfect lax
ative: etfectuaiIy cleansing the system,
dispeliing colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
It has given satisfaction 70 millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession. because it acts on tie Md
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sse by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles. but il is man
ufaetured by tee California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package. also the name, Syrup OF Figs,
and being well informed, you vii Lot
accept any substitute it offered.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-23
AREIlGIO-POLlTICAL RIOT.

KANSAS CITY. Sept. GA meeting OF
the American Protective association, an
snti-Catholic society. tonight terminated
In riot which but for the presence OF the
police might have resulted seriously.
Blood was spilled, several persons belng
injured. The organization OF the Ameri-
can Protective association in this city mas
been attended with much bitter feeilhg'
and on several occasions Cathoilcs nave
attempted to break up the meetings. n
meeting was advertised for this evening IN
"a hall at the corner of Twenty-first and
Bellevue streets. and the members of the
society, apprehensive OF trouble, went TO
the meeting armed. Many carried revoiv-
srs and some marched 10 the hall with
shotguns and rifles on their shoulders.
The police had been notified that riot was
probable, and squad of twenty patroimeh
were sent to preserve the peace
A mob gathered outside the hall while
the meeting wasin progress, but the ponce
r.iade no effort to disperse it. When the
meeting came to an end the mob attacked
the members of the society as they hleo
out of the hall. throwing rocks and oricA-
bats. The police made several arrests,
among them being an American
Protective man, railroad detective named
Brown. He showed his badge to the police
who let him go. The mob did not like this
and took after Brown, who started to run.
Showers of sticks and stones followed him,
and he turned and drew Il revolver, pre-
pared to defend himself. One of the moo,
81 man named OConner, also drew re-
eoIver He and Brown opened fire at the
same time, and each fired three shots.
O'Conner received one bullet in the thumb
Brown made his escape unhurt.
In the mean time the police made many
arrests. the prisoners being about equally
divided between the members of the society
and the mob. The mob then dispersed.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-23

matter OF Insulation led TO other dis
coveries, all of wk.ch I trrned to &C.
count for the company
The thunder had become very faint.
the roar of the storm had been lullel
into the soft psster of . gentle rain, aad
the lightning made only faint fzsnes
50 low against the horizon rs 10 lool,
rather Ike reflections from some dis
turbaEce Of the elements behind the
mountain crest thar, aEv original show
got up for orr benefit A wosnan's head
was put out of the window back of
where we sat II was gray haired.
like my conpanions- A swee. voice
said:
Don't you think, dear, it is time to
come ine Every one either has gore 70
bed or is going. and am sure you s,ave
kept Mr.. Alien up too long a,vesdy.
What protractcd tale has &c been ss.l-
ing yoU. Mr. Ailen?n
.'Iie has been giving me the history
of how he Was struck by lightning" |
answered; ''and it is not often oae has
the privilege OF meeting q man who
has been through such an experi-
ence-''
And lived 70 tell the talee True.
But you ought TO label me also among
yoar euriosities; for don't believe YOU
have often met a woman who was pres
'iSeat of an electric insulator company
8: twenty-one. have you?'-Charles Il.
Allen, IL Kate Fields Washington.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-23
TURF WINNERS.

CINCINNATI, Sept. 22-Wlnners at La
tona: Cora Taylor, Bonnie Lassie. Laross,
;Saddlebags. Long Ago. Parish Queen.
ST LOUIS, Sept. 22.-Winners: Painni.
tBorderer, Loft.ine. Jr. Lord Wiilowbrook,
Roemond.
EAST ST. LOUIS, His, Sept. 22-Winners:
lMODtello, Cerberus, Rover, Granite, Ed
Glenn.
GRAvEsEND, L. l., Sept 22-Winners:
Oporto, Long Brook, Charmion, Marshall,
Florence, Chesapeake.
CLIFTON, \. J., Sept. 22-Winners:
Eagle Bird, Provide, Minnie j.. Logan
tKingslow, Fan King.
GLOUCESTER, y. j.. Sept. 21-ketcham,
Jack Lowell, Brooklyn, Dart, Darling.
ST. JOSEPH, Mo, Sept 22.-The weather
was cool and raw today. Moonstone won
the unfinished 3-minute pace in 2:1415
May Marshal was second and S. X. third.
rlyIng Jlb was sent against his record of
.2;04l4, but could do no better than 2:0SL.
Robert j. WAS driven by Gers against his
record. He made the distance in 2:06$4,
three seconds below his record. In the
2:10 class. pacing. purse 81 900, Hal Brad
ner was first, Blanche Louise was second
ard Webber Wilkes third. Best time,
2:ll. The free-for- all-trot, purse 81 000
WAS won by Walter Il. Phoebe Wilkes
was second and Nightingale third. Best
time 2:l0. In the 227 class, trotting, purse
$1,000. Bsmuth won, with Elfinwood sec
DDd and Norther third. Best time, 2:2344.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-23

ycar hands and you viii go fee. for
ward Steering can be done BIZ using
enc hand more farciblv than the ofhe-.
IN fact, the system os padding viii,
the hands 5 exactly on "a par with the
use of osrs. When padding with tn
feet is commenced, all that is neceesary
to do is to strike out with vour lers.
with the feet apart. and bring them
together again, bringing them IN ana
repeating the stroke. II is easier 10
keep the feet about foot apart bc-
meath the surface.
''The kicking with the feet Is r.,rch
more easily learned than the padding
with the hands, bat combination canes
easily, and in steering all one has 10
do is to keep one leg quiet and use the
other in accordance with the direction
in which you wish Ia turn.
The more common method OF NOV
ing is on the breast. This Is far more
easy than on the back. but the other
should be learned first. as breast swim
ming then becomes very small mat
ter indeed. As in the beginning. wade
out to your arrnpits and turn toward
the shore; join the hands in front Of
the chest. palms inward. with fingers
and thumbs together; lean forward in
the water, pgshing your hands out
slowly until the arms are cutie
straight. and move your feet gently
from the bottom with little push for
ward, and in this way you will propel
yourself foot or two. Repetition will
make you feel confident, and then all
that is needed is to use the feet
Begin on the leg stroke by drawing
them close to the body and then kick
ing them out clearly. frs. one and then
the other, reach them out their full ex-
tent. press them close together. keep
ing them quite straight with the toes
pointed. Before the force of the leg
stroke is expended tarn the hands with
outstretched arms and push forward
and sweep through the water 10 the
hips. This not only adds To the force
of the stroke, but is great support &c
the body. As your hands reach the
hips draw up tle legs and propel them
as before. and as they cleave the water
reach out your arms for another stroke
down to the hips, and so on, alter
mating the two. BY practice you will
soon achieve wonders "--PhiladelphiA
Times
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-23
PPOOE OF 4

The proof of the merits of plaster IS
the cures it effects, and the voluntary tes-
timonials of those who have used ALL
COCKS Porous PLAsTEIS during the past
thirty years is unimpeachable evidence
of their superiority and should convince
The mos. skeptical. Self-praise is no rec
ommendation. but certificates from those
who have used them are.
Beware of limitations and do not be de-
ceived by misrepresentation. Ask for
i.ALLCoCK's, and let no solicitation or ex-
planation induce you to accept "a substl-
snfG
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-23
broadening Influence OF Travel

Said traveller recently returned
from Europe: I'VE met q woman In
Paris who came in one night and said
%. isn't it lovely I've been shopping
all day and now find that III have To
go back tomorrow and AID exchange
every single thing I've bought Such
luck!'"
The teller Of the story added:
''She wasn't the mother of the girl
who said: 'Rome-Let me see, WASH Z
that the place where we bought those
nice silk stoclsings?'-but she nigh
have bePu'"-N. Y. Recorder.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-23

An Insignificant blaze at 223 South
Dodge avenue, West Side, yesterday at
noon, caused great excitement among the
women and children for few minutes
The chemical and hose cart from this side
made the run, aud for some time were un-
able to locate the fire. 4 gasoline stove
exploded, and beyond the burning of Il
little paper on the wall, no damage was
Gone
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-23
IMPORTANT MEETING,

The Ministerial association will hold an
unusually important and interesting
meeting on Monday at 2:30 p. IN. Let
every pastor in the city make it point to
be present at this crisis. to aid us with
his counsel. A matter of special interest
to every church is to be acted upon, hence
every church should be represented
JOHN FL. FAZEL. Secretary
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-23
MATuDA'S hard LUCH.

Mrs. Yerger-What is the matter
with You, Matilda?
Matilda dreamed all night long
dat l was lvin' dead folkses out and
putin 'em in dar cofin's
Mrs. Yerger-of course. So you viii
not be able to do your work properly
next day you spend the night in all
kinds of mirth and frivolity.-Texas
Siftiprs