The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1893-03-03
THE LIMEKlLN CLUB.
Some New Rules and Notices for the Cold
Weather,

Some New Rules and Notices for the Cold
Weather.
After a consultation with Sir Isaac Wal
pole Trustee Pullback, Waydown Bebee
and Giveadam Jones, who constitute the
committee on harmony, Brother Gardner
announced that the following rules would
be enforced during the winter:
"The temperature in Paradise hall not to
be above 1875 degs. on any meeting night un-
less specially ordered.
During the chilblain season no rene
dies to be applied in the hall and no bro
CANS to be removed except on the back row.
"All meetings will open at 1880 O'Clock
and close at 10. The winding of Water
bury watches must be done before or after
ANY member discovered roasting sweet
potatoes in the stove will be deemed guilty
of misdemeanor and fined or suspended.
mo one will be allowed to sell tickets to
a cake walk or possum bake except in the
anterooms or library.
"All discussion regarding poetry, prize
fights, astronomy, pumpkin pies, politics,
Jonah and the whale and the Worlds fair
are ruled out of the hall"
SOME NEW NOTICES.
Brother Gardner then announced that all
the spring, summer and autumn notices
would be taken down and the following
new crop hung up for cold weather:
Truth will come out on top if you can
wait long enough"
1--WE build our poorhouses to take care Of
our honest men,"
Argument with an idiot makes pair OF
FOOLS"
1.-The world is full Of upright men, but
wedon't just happen to run across them OIL
our line of travel"
1--WE are all full of integrity until we hap
pen to pick up n lost wallet without any
one being the wiser for our find"
Most every man has ten good traits Of
character for every bad one, but we art
rather more anxious to size him up on the
one than the ten. That keeps us arguing
that this is bad world"
"Gray hairs ought to bring wisdom, but
they can't always tell which horse viii
come in ahead"
what we intend to do tomorrow won
put any pork in the barrel for today"
"You can't find a man in state prison
who won't sorrowfully tell you that he ha
lost all confidence in humanity"
"The political speech was intended tt
keep our side from discovering that tn
other side suspected our corruption"
mo man can flatter us by speaking plail
truths, and yet we are always ready Il
abuse him for deceit and falsehoOd."
Brother Gardner further announced tina
he was in correspondence with number o
celebrated orators, philosophers and lee
turers and happened to secure the appear
ance of six or eight of them during tn
winter. There would also be some change
in the matter of entertaining these Outsid
visitors Heretofore when a lecturer VIII
was burning to deliver his lecture befor
the club arrived in town he always mar
aged to find his way to his (the PRESIDENT
cabin. He invariably expected from thre
to six days free board, with apple pit
scrambled eggs and o. G. coffee at ever
meal. He invariably borrowed q clea
shirt, two or three celluloid collars, an
sometimes picked up a pair of blue tw
shilling suspenders and nankeen vest an
said nothing about it. Hereafter the
would be expected to go to hotel and pa
their own way, and if they jumped the
, bills the Limekiln club should refuse to
held responsible.