Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1893-10-05

army [ contracted chronic d;arrhga,"
says A. E. Bending, of Halsey, Oregon.
"Since then have used a great amount
of medicine. but when l found any
that would give me relief they would
injure my stomach. until Chamberlain's
Collie. Cholera and Diarrh@a Remedy
was brought to my notice. used it
and will say it is the only remedy
that gave me permanent relief and no
bad results follow" For sale by Emiel
Brauch.
II do wish," remarked a motherly-
looking housewife, that the hunting
season was over. My husband has
been out shooting craps every day for
two weeks and he hasn't even got
enough of the birds for a single mess
yet. Some nights he don't get home
from his hunt until 10 or IL o'clock and
he is SO tired he rolls and tosses after
he gets to bed and talks all kinds of
things about Long Kate's little Joe
having the fever and she never ate for
ninety days, etc. These hunting trips
are wearing him out. st. James
Plaindealer.
An exchange remarks that when
man is through with his days work
and IS setting down and resting in his
home he cannot read the advertise
ments on the fences, and the handbills
and circulars that were left on his door
step during the day have been blown
away or destroyed. He calls for the
home paper and there he finds the mer-
chants announcements and nothing to
bother his mind, he reads it carefully
and then calls his wife's attention to it
and they decide to go to the merchants
store and examine what is advertised.
How important it IS then that your
name can be found, the kind OF business
you are engaged in, and the bargains
you have to offer in its columns.
Perhaps some of our readers would
like to know in what respect Chamber
tain's Cough Remedy is better than
any other. We will tell YOU. When
this Remedy is taken as soon as cold
has been contracted, and before it has
become settled in the system, it will
counteract the effect of the cold and
greatly lessen it's severity, and 1t is the
only remedy that will do this. 1t acts
in perfect harmony with nature and
aids nature in relieving the lungs,
opening the secretions, llquefying the
mucus and causing its expulsion from
the air cells of the lungs and restoring
the system to strong and healthy cons
dition. No other remedy in the mars
ket possesses these remarkable proper
ties. No other will cure cold so
quickly. For sale by +. Brauoh.
"Why does young man who rides
a bicycle double himself up like homo
made doughnut on the pedals2" Yes,
and why does a fellow when he goes to
throw a ball first have to screw it into
the palm of his right hand with his
left knee before be throws it2 And
why does man. when he gets forty
five dollar raw-boned plug and ten
dollar cart, have to rein the poor crow
bait up like a turtle treading water,
till it can't see the ground in front Of |
it, and goes along as if trying to read
the answer in the stars? Why does a
girl, whom nature has given healthy
complexion, have to paint it till she
can't wink for fear of cracking the
enamel2 Why does she bang her head
like spitz poodle, and make her head
look like window mopp Why, bless
you, it's style, just as wearing tooth
brush in the vest pocket was few
years ago.-Ex.