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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Where 10 Nt0D In Chicago.

The perplexing question which is every
day asked by people who desire to go to
Chicago to attend tho Worlds fair is,
"Whore are We going to stay when we get
there?" This is easily answered, and if
yon will go to the ticket agent of the
Santa Fe, Mr.. W. NJ. Smith, he will tell
you.
Arrangements have been made for the
distribution by the Santa Fe company of
a pamphlet entitled Homes for Visitors
to the Worlds Fair" This is reliable
pamphlet containing the rames and adj
dresses of about 1900 families who will
furnish accommodations to visitors from
May to October 81, 1898. The pamphlet
also contains sectional maps which will
enable the intending visitor to select any
quarter of the city that he would prefer.
Correspondence can then be carried on
and definite arrangements made so that
when visitors arrive in Chicago they can
proceed at once to their quarters.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
a Wonderful Engine Can not &c
SURPASSED.

An engine exerting surprising power
is always a source of wonder, and yet how
many are entirely forgetful of the exist
ence within themselves of an engine more
powerful and enduring than any ever in
vented. Not perhaps until they exper-
fence irregular pulse, heart tiuttering,
tenderness in shoulder and arm, swollen
ankles, asthmatic breathing, weak and
hungry spells, smothering, short breath,
or pain in side, when its existence is no
longer to be denied, as the possessor
must know he has heart disease. Mrs.
LeBar, Fitchburg, Mich, had heart dis
ease fifteen years; had to hire house help;
lived on liquid food, used DIR. Miles
Heart Cure and all symptoms left her.
Continued use cured her. Sold by A. G.
ireland jr., on a guarantee, who will give
you the Doctors book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Meant What He Advertised.

Most advertisements are stated en-
phatically; but it is unusual for one to
hear such striking evidence of sincerity
as this from the Skragit county (Wash')
Times. No one could read it without
feeling that the advertiser was dead in
earnest; 81 am going to close out my en-
tire stock of dry goods, clothing, hats,
boots, shoes, and notions. Also blankets,
comforts, lamp and glassware. Hundreds
of useful things that everybody needs. l
don't want 'em. Come and get EN-.
They will be sold at price that will lift
'em from my shop. l don't want 'em and
won't have 'em. Have been keeping store
for forty five years, and it's long enough.
in it, Coin 10 raise hogs.-San
Francisco Argonaut
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Important announcement.
To Those Who Contemplate Trip to the
Worlds Fair.

Under its new summer schedule now in
effect, the Burlington route is enabled to
offer increased facilities in train service
and fast time from Denver eastward.
Train No. 6, ''the Chicago and st. Louis
Special" leaves Denver daily at 1886 a. M,
reaching Chicago at 4:10 and St. Louis at
800 p. M, the next afternoon, being only
one night on the road.
Train No. 2, the popular evening
"Flyer," leaves Denver ct 1910 p. NJ,
reaching Chicago at $500 and st. Louis at
1925 the second morning.
These trains consist of vestibuled Pull
man sleepers, chair cars and diners, serv-
ing all meals en- route, and making quick
err time by several hours than any other
road. For full information, tickets and
sleeping berths, call on local ticket
agents, or address G. w. Vallery, General
Agent, 1900 Larimer street, Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
AT TEE GATEWAY OF THE RATIONAL PARK,

Great attitudes furnish q pymnasiurn
where TIE respiratory organs are compelled
70 be exercised, and, consequently become
larger and more efficient.
Altitude, also, prevents instead of inducing
henorrhagc, as Yves the old opinion. This
fact has been well established BY experiences
and observation.
Prof NJ. W. Harrington, chief of the q, 8.
weather bureau, says:
santa Fe lies in the driest part OF thu
United States. This region is extensive but
changes in form from season to seaaon.
Santa lie is always in it, however
TIE WATERS OF SANTA II,
Dr.. p. Banter vice-president Of tn,
American Health Resort association says:
1T 10 worth travelling miles to drink q
such waters as flow through this deep cut in
the mountains and supply the city Of Santa
Fs for domestic purposes and for irrigation
of the fruit farms. The water is absolutely
pure, cold and fresh from the melting
SHOWS above, or trickling from springs ia
the mountain side. 1t is free from all lima
alkali or other ingredients SO very injurious
to the consumptive patient. Such water 4
great boon anywhere and at any time, but
here, where other features of sunshine and
pure cir combine to produce an ideal
climate, 1t il Of special value"
STATISTICAL REFORMATION.
The annual temperature varies but little
from year TO year. The following tables tell
the tale:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
rsAz. ANNUAL MEAN.
YsAa. ANNUAL MEAN.

The annual monthly values will show As
distribution Of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
A Valuable Remedy.

Brandreth's Pills purify the blood,
stimulate the liver, strengthen the kid
neys, regulate the bowels. They were
introduced in the United States IN 1885.
Since that time over sixty millions Of
boxes of Brandreth's Pills have been
used.
This, together with thousands of con-
vincing testimonials from all parts of the
world, is positive evidence of their value.
Brandreth's Pills are purely vegetable,
abs olutely harmless, and safe to take at
any time.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

"One of my customers came in to-day
and asked me for the best cough medicine
I had," says Lew Young, a prominent
druggist of Newman Grove, Neb. "Of
course l showed him Chamberlain Cough
Remedy, and he did not ask to see any
other. have never yet sold medicine
that would loosen and relieve severl
cold SO quickly as that Remedy does. !
have sold four dozen of it within the last
sixty days and do not know of single
case where it failed to give the most per-
feet satisfaction" so cent bottles for
sale by A. G. Ireland, Jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

"Of course" said Mr.. Brown, a real estate
agent, "curious things happen in my bust
ness, just as in every other Now, l fully
expected to rent that top suite of rooms in
the Perpendicular building to society that
wanted to hire some clubrooms, but lit voted
not to take them"
"What was the troubled" asked a listener
''Theres no elevator in the building, and
the members wouldn't climb the stairs"
what did you say the name of the society
was?" some one asked.
The real estate agent looked pensiyely at
a letter which he held in his hand and
read, "The Eastern Massachusetts Branch
of the American Pedestrian and Mountain
Climbing association. "-Youth's Compan'
ion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

Which is the best to try,
if you have Catarrh-a medi-
cine that claims to have cured
others, or a medicine that is
backed by money to cure yov?
The proprietors of DR.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy agree to cure
your Catarrh, perfectly and bey-
n'anently, or they'll pay you
$500 in cash.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
TAKE HEART


If you're a suffering
woman. The chron-
ic weaknesses, pain
full disorders, and
delicate derange-
ments that come to
woman only have a
positive remedy in
DR.. Pierce's Favor
lite Prescription. If
you will faithfully
use it, every disturb
ance and Irregular
Ivy can De perma-
nently cured.
It's q legitimate
medicine for woman,
carefully adapted to
her delicate organi-
cation. 1t builds up
and invigorates the
entire system, regu-
lates and promotes
all the Droper func.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

Last fall was taken with a kind of
summer complaint, accompanied with a
wonderful diarrhoea. Soon after mywife's
sister, who lives with us, was taken in the
same way. We used almost everything
without benefit. Then said, let US try
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy, which we did, and that
cured us right away. think much of it,,
as it did for me what it was recommended
to do. John Hertzler, Bethel, Berks Co.,
Pa. 25 and so cent bottles for sale by
A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

A man who had lost his way in track
less forest came suddenly upon the signs Of
civilization.
Many lights blazed, and sounds of reyelry
burst upon his ear.
He was very glad.
Advancing toward the festive scene, he
was presently rooted to the spot.
"Merciful heavens, this"-
There was much of anguish in his tone
and manner
lis no place for man."
In the garish CLEAN of the haring lights
he had read that summer hotel was before
him.
Turning upon his heel he plunged again
into the wilderness. Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Headache and Dizziness. Frequent
Causes Of ApOpleXy and Paralysis.

The most recent and profound research
ess in this direction by specialists, have
developed conclusively that the above
disorders frequently result in death or
permanent disability. DR.. Miles Resto-
rative Nervine is the greatest remedy for
either of these apparently insignificant
causes. Nothing approaches it in merit.
Mrs. W. L. Burns, of South Bend, Ind,
who has suffered from constant headache
for three months, was cured by it. The
daughter of Daniel Myers, Brooklyn,
Mich, had been insane for ten years, and
was having from Is to 25 fits day.
Nervine cured her of both fits and insan-
ity. Sold on aguarantee by A. G. Ireland,
IT., Get book free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
A Generous Woman.

What splendid woman she Isl
QI am glad to think you have got suchEa
wife.
Snch wife! Why, man, you have no
idea of her generosity. When was poor
she refused to marry me because she was
afraid of being a burden. upon me; but the
moment l fell into my fortune she con-
scented at once. What do you think of
that for kindness?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Didn't Stay.

A fire occurred few nights ago, and
reporter to gain Il good view clambered on
to the roof of an adjacent workshop. A
policeman saw him, and the following con-
versation took place:
Policeman-Come down out o. that, young
man.
Reporter-But I'm a reporter, and want
to get description of the fire.
Policeman-Get out wild you You can't
stay there You kin foind all about it from
the papers in the morning.
He came down.-Tit- Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Eifty-six Hours to New York via
The Wabash.

Leave Denver, Pueblo and Colorado
Springs, Monday evening; arrive Kansas
City, Tuesday, p. M; arrive Toledo
(Wabash Short Line), Wednesday, 4:30 p.
IN. leave Toledo (Lake Shore Flyer,
Wednesday, p. M; arrive New York On.
Y. CentraD, Thursday, II a. m.
Avoid the rush and crowd at Chicago.
G. NJ. HAMpsoN, Coml Agent,
1924 18th St., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
KEY TO THE ABOVE.

First train leaves Santa Fe at SIS D. M,
connects with No. 3 west bound, returning
at 1925 p. m.
Second train leaves Santa Fe at sos p. M,
connects with No. 9 east bound and returns
at lao p. m.
Third train leaves Santa Fe at ll:45 D. H.,
connects with No. west bound, returning
at 1886 a. m.
Fourth train leaves Santa at Fe TAO am,
connects with No. 4 east bound, returning
at 9:45 a. m.
Nos. and 2 are the northern California
and El Paso trains.
Nos. and are the southern California
trains.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
WORLDS How to economic time

WORLDS How to economize time
FAIR. and money as to see
the Worlds fair to best advantage, is
question that may have puzzled you.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in ad-
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
just issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. 1t contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map of Chicago, and
other information of value to sight-seers.
G.. T. NICHOLSON, G. p. & r. A., A., T. & s.
f. r. R., Topeka, Kas., SANTA FE
and ask for free copy. ROUTE.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Anacquaint lance Anyway.

AnacQuaintance Anyway.
You make q great idiot of yourself.
You told that Boston girl that you had a
nodding acquaintance with Kant. He
died before you we're born.
Oh, she understood me. I meant that
Kant always made me sleepy.-Harpers
Bazaar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Power of the Press.

Famous Scientist (excitedly)-
must be done to stop the spread of the
opium habit among women.
Great Editor (calmly)-Very well, sir;
Tllputin paragraph saying that a banker.
ing for opium is sign Of old age.-New
York Weekly
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce a perfect pill, has been
employed in making DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. The result is specific for sick
headache, biliousness and constipation.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Too High Living.

Tramp-Little girl, is there any cottage
around here where / can get a plateful of
anything besides chicken and asparrow-
grass? For the last week I've had nothin
but asparrowgrass an chicken, chicken an
asparrowgrass. If you could only tell me
where l could strike plate of good, old
fashioned beef, or even q simple salad, I'd
bless you!-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Miles, Nerve x Liver pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through vne
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taset
torpid liver, piles, constipation. un,
equaled for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, 80 doses rs cts. Sam
plos Free, at A. O. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is a misfortune. These
little pills regulate tho liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
We Have All Seen Him

He was bent on having a safety bicycle,
you say?
Yes, he was bent on it and the pecu-
liarity of the thing is this, that when he
got the bicycle and began to ride on it,,
he was more bent than ever.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

"My little boy was very bad off for two
months with diarrhna. We used various
medicines, also called in two doctors, but
nothing did him any good until we used
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhea Remedy, which gave immediate re-
lief and soon cured him. consider it
the best medicine made and can conscien-
tously recommend it to all who need a
diarrhna or collie medicine. j. E. Hare,
Trenton, Texas. 25 and so cent bottles
for sale by A. G. Ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

Won Blumer-I have just heard the news,
old man, and congratulate you. But
thought you always got new suit when
there was new arrival at your house.
Plankington (sadly)-Not this time, old
fellow. Icouldn't afford it.
Won Blumer-Why, how's that9
Plankington-Twins.- and Fur
Disher
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
The Girl of the Season,

He asked, Have you faith in loves
young dreamF"
She answered, "Oh, yes, if it means Ice
cream. "-Detr0it Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

Give your pet dogs and cats Simmons
Liver Regulator when sick-it will cure
them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Her Last Victim

Snoberly-I hear Miss Daisy Dimple is
engaged again. Is it fact?
Goldbug-Yes; know it is 90.
Snoberly-Well, they say practice
makes perfect. She has been engaged at
one time or another to almost every fool
in Harlem. Who is her last victim?
Goldbug-I am.-Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

tions, and restores health and
strength.
"Favorite Prescription is the
only remedy for woman's ills that's
guaranteed If it fails to benefit
or cure, you have your money back.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
A Payment lie Preferred.

might pay my addresses to his daughter.
Spatts-What did he say9
Hunker-He suggested that pay my
debts flrst.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Only One Thing to Do.

whats the matter, old MANI"
"Oh, I've just had quarrel with my
wife"
"Well, forget and forgive"
II never can forgive her. You see, was
in the wrong"
"Then, in that case, demand an apol-
brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
A Question of shortncss.

Dinkle-It's strange thing to me how a
short man always wants tall girl
Dunkle Humphl It's strange thing to
me how short man wants any girl. I'm
blamed II do when Pm short.-Buffalo
Courier
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
The Daily Hoy Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
A Successful SIugSer.

Treetop-Son is getting to be slugger
since he was elected to the legislature.
Hayrick How's that?
Treetop-He writes that he struck a
man for 5000 the other day, and got it.
New York Times
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

We could not improve the quality if
paid double the price. De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve is the best Salve that ex-
perience can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
AilinitIes and Scads.

Carruthers Why don't you settle down
to work?
Waite-I will by and by, but must find
my affinity first.
Carruthers-There's where you make a
great mistake. Get some dollars together
and your affinity will hunt you up
Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

Saturn must be the commercial traveller
of the planetary system.
What makes you think SO?
He wears so many rings.-Detroit Free
Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

Little vegetable health producers: De
Wits Little Early Risers cure malarious
disorders and regulate the stomach and
bowels, which prevents headache and
dizziness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

All the talk In the world will not con.
vince you so quickly as one trial of De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve for scalds,
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

L. P. Fisher, newspaper advertising
agent, 81 Merchants Exchange, San
Francisco, is our authorized agent. This
paper is kept on file in his office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

Dc Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers
New Mexiro Drup Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Age Bringeth Wisdom.

A.-That's newly married couple.
BLOW do you know?
Ale is always stepping on her dress.
B.-What does that prove?
A.-After he has been married some
time and finds out what dress costs he
will be more acknowledgements Blaetter'
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Rurns Mt the Fair.

Gin a guardie meet a body
Comm through the fair,
Gin guardie slug body,
Dare body care?
Ilka guardie hae q sabre
Strapped upon his hip;
Gin ye like to see him draw it
Gle the guard some lip.
Chicago Tribude,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Not Experience EnoucI,,

A man answered an advertisement OF
MAN wanted for the life saving service"
what has been your businessf" was the
first question.
II have been DOCTOR" was the reply.
'You won't do at all, sir" was the reply.
1--WE want man who has had some expert
ence in saving life. Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

Painting the town red means headache
in the morning. Simmons Liver Regu-
lator prevents it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
An Execution.

Johnnie-Mamma. this book says knowl-
edge is power.
Mammar-And it is, my child
mo, mamma, it isn't. know there is a
pie in the pantry, but can't get it,
Yankee Blade
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

Our word describes it--"perfection."
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Salye,
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is we'll known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

For cut, bruise, burn or scald, there is
nothing equal to Chamberlain's Pain
Balm. 1t heals the parts more quickly
than any other application, and unless
the injury is very severe, no scar is left.
For sale by A. G. ireland, Jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
FARMS Ill STRIP
CHIIROKEE STRIP,

Write to q. 4. NICHOLSON, g. P. & ]. A.,
A., 4. & s. +. II. R., Topeka, Kas., for free
copy of illustrated folder describing
CHEROKEE STRIP,
and tho Tonkawa, Pawnee and Kickapoo
reservations, soon to be opened for settle
ment by the U. s. government. Millions
of acres in the finest agricultural country
under the sun, waiting to be tickeled by
the husbandman's plowshare. This is al
most the last chance to obtain one of
Uncle Sans free farms.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

When Your Eye strikes This stop
and Read It.
The famous hot springs Of Arkansas,
world renowned for their health qualities,
and as health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa
cifio railway. Sufferers of ala grippe" in
Huenza, asthma and kindred diseases can
obtain relief by visit to this famous
sanitarium.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26

Don't sicken people with that bad
breath Take Simmons Liver Regulator
to sweeten it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
High Living.

Are you sure Blinks has taken to high
living since he came to the city?
Well, the last time called he was on
the ninth story, back room.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Like a Man

Mrs Hicks-Dick behaved like man in
church.
Hicks-Sat up straight, did hes
Mrs. Hicks-No, he went to sleep. Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
No Gentleman,

Helen-I do think that man / stood in
front of in the car must have been perfect
brute.
Nettie-Why, dear?
II stood on his foot for 20 minutes, and
he didn't have manners enough to offer me
a seat. Chicago Inter Ocean.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Could Not see 1t.

Take Simmons Liver Regulator in youth
and you will enjoy green old age.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
Not Always Beautiful Though,

Miss Plaine-H'ml Beauty's only skin
deep anyhow.
Miss Pheching-I know, but just think
what thick skins some people havel-De-
troit Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-26
The Deadly Fender.

So you say he was severely injured?
Yes, dangerously.
Crossing the street and was struck by
the electric car?
Worse than that; he was struck by the
fender.