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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17
HARD ON .ThE HAIK.
The Disastrous E.ccts of Using SatnraI
Gas.

The disastrous E.ccts of Using Natural
Gas
When natural gas from a partial
fuel came To be used for cooking and
heating solely, and in great degree for
illuminating purposes in Pittsburgh,
the hair Of Pittsburghers began 20 fall
ont in a most alarming fashion
Women were victims more than men
"A result doubtless caused by the fact
that houses are usually warmer than
offices and men less confined 10y their
business than women, through their so
cial and domestic duties
The seeds II the complaint, accord
ing TO the Chicago Journal, were sOwed
deeply the first year that gas was intro
duccd into houses for domestic pur-
poses. That was before the days Of
meters and the fifteen cents per thou
sand rate Gas was given away almost
then in yearly contracts. People who
had been cold all their lives on hard
coal at eight dollars a ton began To
warm up and the torrid zane prevailed
everywhere.
The Philadelphia company was amply
rcvcn@cd for the wasting of its gas by
the way the furniture warped and by
the shedding of their patrons hair.
plaint first. When they patted their
bangs, after the fashion Of gentle
womanlzind. u mesh of hair would come
away in their fingers, and if they only
crooked their hands thrcateningly
toward an crring husbands locks. all
the hairs that were unsafe in their foun-
datinn in his head would drop abjectly
to the floor.
Sof.ipfv oF course has dalucsad ifss in
chcssc lace handlserchiefs with bitter
tears over the remnants Of passing
glory. The poodle and its mistress have.
mingled their hairs in mutual sorroH,
and grav,.-faced iron manufacturers
l;lve come together to determine how
the mutability Of boards might be pre-
vented. The grief of Samson for his
shorn lroad would be hut drop in the
bucket uf tcar5 shc.' over the stcalthy
dca=di2- = their polls by the inhabi-
tants Of Pittsburgh.
Barbers and hairClreSsers are endeav-
oring 10 come 10 the rescue. They make
green lotions for arr,Sting the disap-
pcarancc Of the Inustache, and pink To-
tions for coaxing the boards not to de
Scrt the face to which IL primarily be-
loncel. There are bang concoctionS
and back hair washes, but individually
and collectively they all fail in their
work Of reform.
Those who can afford il are spending
all the summer. and as much Of the
winter a. business permits. far from the
hauntS Of lhe enemy; while the larger
majority OF the citizens try to take com
fort in the fact that each mans hirsute
losses can be matched by his neighbor
six 10 half a dozen.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17
FILLING TREES BY sTEAFh.


The Iaveriiou o. sss l-aEii-hrna i' " Hi'"
= .I.diuE Favor broad
Tn,-ans comes u the front with a
new invention OF value y theioea
rnauufa.tur,r has brought oUt m iri-
prsvel form OF steam tree telling -""
,ross-cuttiug machine The buluti
News saws that since the original
p:tcut was taken out for these ni'i-
chimes % number have been sent 70 All
mart, OF the world. They are IIounted
upon strong axle. SUPPORTED ON a par
Of wheels OF such n diameter q 10 ca
able the saw Z, cut through the tree ~
a hcichr of about three feet from the
ground This skeleton carriage AZ lifted
with a pair of shafts. which renders it
easily transportabIe through the for
,.-t. After the tree il fcl.ct tAe entire
machine can be partially rotated up"n
its axis 50 that by simply turning q
hand wheel the saw can b. set t. vui IN
a vertical direction, or n any angie b.
tween the horizontal and vertical pn-
sition. IT generally happens. when
large tree falls, that it does not lie HAT
~ its branches hold the upper part of
the trunI5 of the ground. and 50, in
order IL cr1S--cut trees lying IN such
positions. 1t Is necessary To incline the
Zine. which is readily done by the adj
iustmcut Again. in order 10 cross--us
through a high-lyinE trunk, il is neeea-
SsIrv To- elevate the saw, or ON the other
hand. in the case of a low-lyiag log. d
deprrss it. To effect this slotted stays
are attached To each shaft. being
pivotcd to short stakes driven in tEc
ground. \ strong bolt passing through
the shaft takes into the slot 1t each
stay. to which II can hr Instantly set
fast bv means of nut furnished with
"a handle, and thus. by raisinT or de
pressing thc shafts. the saw can be set
ai the required elevation 10 suit logs
lying in any position The machine. aS
originally cpu~tru. ted, would fcli an
oak tree ten feet in girth in three or
fluI-miuutc., and cr1s--cut IL aftcrward
in about two Minutes but IL IS expected
that IN it, improved form even quicker
work Il possible.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17
WANT NO GARTER BUCKLES.
Ncn VIII Have Nothiar- 20 30 ,v.th Kan
~ Lln.rk N.nn..E .tl >nr.


~ EIa~ry Sah"Gy Can see.
The Bay state firm that some time
since crasa-orrd - papuIarize tHc in-
same faI for gentlemen "f wearing cost
u auo ornate hur.s1vs ou tI,lr carriers
has come to grief 10 failed months
ag1 arH the major portion 81 it, stock.
designed for mems wear. now orua-
nrut~ tlfc goods of a thsstri.al boot
and Shoe maker OF this city, says the
New York Mail and Ivprazs.
''Ihc ia.uro to papul@-.za the garter
buclslc il-a for gentlemen" said g.
broadway vendor ,f the yI-r,ti. bands.
or harness, lis easily sSs.4i-cl- Car
tcrs for luon are made for comfort. not
for show, for there is really ~ moro
Objectionable sight than "a mans Ie--
bound about the calves with yard COR
two uf elastic ribbon or web. Then,
tuaiu. men seldom "zpouI money upon
articles IF dress or adorumcnt, unless
the same arr to De exposed 10 the gaze
- others. With a woman the reverse
Is quit as true They spend fanul"u.
sums upon their underwear. and H. g..
never seen by mortal eye. cEeop, their
own, unless il be nu wash days, when
it Is uug upon the line 4 #fv.
''Whau II man spends fifty cents or a
dollar inr 90 pair of carriers Dee has about
reached his limit Tor this portion Of his
dress, and for wear lee would not
double tn" figures if each carter had a
bucl-ic snt with diamonds of tho first
water Evr,,ics for ladies carriers are
quite the thing, and / often receive
'pccimcUS that are most magnificent
and valuable for which 9u asked 90
furnish the required ana desired amount
of silk elastic
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17
MISERY OF a CAMEL RID

Sore Zones aud TaiI thc Tat. t...,..
JsuaIly Bcfails Nov.rr.
There is something ine,pre. --f..-.-..
polling in the supcrcillium tr..t...
camel as be- looks scOrufuI. g.
with his nose ia the air. Say. 81. r.r...-
iu the London Spectator. Gat ......
came my rcPugnuuce and m.ust.. ....
after receiving careful iustra..l... ..
To- retain my scat while tno Ir..-. ...
~ctuug up II was swell ,unu.. ......
Iic walked, but when hc bDg.a-..,-..
"a brisk pace ] devoutly wished r
s,stridc ou a humber animal Iu
s-as ID stop hiIa2 There va-r... .....
,,.c- only "a rape attached d the
oI the 1rutc's mouth. Al fUg, r... D.
iuggcd. vi;A tl.e effect merely. r....
ing my camel trOt - thv Iur ....
been tod that II ] wished 90 ....l.. ......
90 10 the right ! must ht him obi. ....
eft side OF the head with "a ..-. ..
stick, with which ! bad bc.a Yr
for the purpose. Eut that u. -.
easily said than done. How n.
from my pildy perch, % r.... ...
,.rcat ares head across iLat l..r .-r... D..
Of ., x? ] tried it and uoars ..r .-
balance for my paiu--n" i... t
height Of some ten feet above ....-
biy sand. One OF the officer. aa..
saw my plight, stopped. u...r. ..
.-urgiiug sound. ana then t.. ..
exposing it, teeth and prat,-|.I. ...-
ouaIy. lsnclt down. and al. m.....
vowing that never aga.a H
choose that mode of lprom.... Sig
dcliycrcr. who exchanged n.- ....
for my camel. laughed hcarri. .-
discomGturc. But I had mE rr..-.
speedily. for I'm the cxuhrna.. .T bis
elvetv hc allowed the caIa, r. -.....
czpcctcdly and was pitched .... ...-
heels ON the ground. lie wur n.r .art
and he joined in the laugh against l.a-
self "a heartily as he had 3u-Hra at
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17
SOME EASY WAYS.

THE way to spoil a wife is to frown at
her
The way to spoil hog is to overfeed
him with corn.
HE way to spoil a cow is to pound
her with the milking stool.
The way to spoil children is to take
no interest in their doings.
The way To spoil yourself is to nurse
your conceit and think only of number
one.
IHE way To spoil a driving horse is to
cut HIM with the whip when he does
not expect it
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17
THE PATRIOT,
Foremost Democratic Moynfag Newspaper
iH Pennsylvania.
CLETELAND AND STEVENSON
on their lcdy 10 the White Ho1eee.

Daily. every weekday morning IN the year. -
ear.
Weekly Tuesday, ievening Of every week IN the
year 81 year
It Leads In the News The only paper 10
and opeTat ors. connect 8 with the news centres
three hundred: :and sixty towns with All the
news IRON three 10 seven hours ahead Of all 9th
ers.
Harrisburg will he an unusually important
point the coming year. The session of she legis-
lature the election of a successor 10 q lay - Re
publican legislature CONFRONTED by Democratic
administration al tend TO draw the public eye
L. the capitaI. THE PATRIOT will give most
complete reports Of all these Interesting proceed
ings.
The past year hast has been the most successful
in the history OfTHE PATRIOT. It wants the
ne~ year 20 be SIN better.
II Lads In sircuIafion-Best adysrtis-
ing medium In Pennsyivauia outside "t Pittshurg
and Philadelphia.
The OnIy DemacrarIc Daily Published
arthe nfsIe Capital
Low Rates To oSutp-crIHers.-Mo place 81
In homes aud business places where q does not
go und AID in teaching good Democratic teach
ing THE PATRIOT will he sent 10y mall 70 any
subscriber iur four months 0n receipt OF one
dclisr.
The weekIs.-The weekly edition viii be
trial by.mAiI for four months on receipt
OF TIVE styicents; on .trial louIy. Addrcs-
THE PATRIOT COMPANY.
Jan IL 81. Harrisburg. Pa.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17

resident of Scott county. kentucky.
felta severe pain in hi, LEFT shoulder and
arm several years apo, and Tor some
months he suffered intense pain. Then
the affected parts began 10 change
color, and became dark brown as the
pain decreased. At last, it IS said. the
shoulder and arm were covered with "a
thick growth of soft, brown hair an
inch in length. The pain ceased en-
tireiy, it is further stated, I'D now the
man, 1t Is claimed, is twice as strong in
his left arm as he Is in his rigI;l.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17

IN Io9O- few weeks before the CEN
Sus taker began his enumeration of r.
people OF Elm Grove. ". Va. the city-
or town authorities counted their o.,
REPUTATION preparatory To filing a-ti.Ios,
OF incorporation. The FOLLOWING, i N,
remarkable result: Number Of 1,,.Iae
over u years of age, 14S: numbar 80
MUGS nnder 2l years of age. I4s. n,,,
p,r OF females over IG years OF ara re.
age, I4S. 1" years of
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17

Paris papers have frequently ridi-
cnled the fact that notaries public are
never seen IN street car of the gav
capital. Any other lawyer uses these
Puhlic conveyances like other nortaIs.
Dut notary never does. WHY not?
ne rules attached to the license grant
ed to notary on his appointment con.
tam the ludicrous rule that the DIGNITY
OF notary prohibits the use of any CON
Veyance used by the common plebeian
public And the liberal administration
of the republic has never yet found time
10 abolish the obsolete instruction
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17
"WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES
GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF
SAPO 10
CONSTIPATION

Demands prompt treatment. The re-
suits of neglect may be serious Avoid
all harsh and drastic purgatives, the
tendency Of which is to weaken the
bowels. The best remedy is Ayers
Pills. Being purely vegetable, their
action IS prompt and their effect always
beneficial. They are an admirable
Liver and Aiter-dinner pill, and every
where endorsed by the profession.
ayers Pills are highly and univer-
sally spoken of 10y the people about
here. | make daily use of them ia my
practice" - Dr. /. L. Fowler, Bridge
port. Conn.
Il can recommend Ayers Pills above
all others, having long proved the;-
value as a cathartic for myself ana
family" j L Hess, LcitLsvilie, Pa
"For several years Ayers Pills have
been used III my family. We find them
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17

Mr.. Fussy lengaging board All
see you have a piano DO have the
use of that?" Mrs. Pancake-"Nh NY
certainly" Mr.. Fussy-"Neh then,
please let me have the key and III
lock il up." -
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17
ARCTIC VOLUNTEERS.
Many Adventurous spirits oHerinE to JON
r,r-. .-..-rrI N l-r. \ L.r-lD.-.

Many Adventurous spirits enerinE 10 Join
thr search for NcrHocG.
There is "a weird infatuation about
arctic expeditions which r.u.cr- il easy
at ;Iv present day ip find plenty OF vol
uut-cr- auzious tn join a proposed cN-
r.rr.1g par. 3. Amerirus Symmcs. "f
Louisville. Ey. has received letter.
from h.tv-cru thirty and forty young
young mru who are eager for infurIua-
tisu Iad de~irpus or being selected. The
u.ainr..g or tI. iuguircr- arr. from Ken
tH-t-v. Eu. some a-- from Illinois Ohio.
Michigan and Canada They give their
ape hsiEht, weight and qualifications
for -Irh am araunus undertaking. Most
Of them are under thirty years old and
and those writing from Michigan and
Canada dwell upon the fat TINT thcy
a.r-, I. .au=tumcd to 81 frigid climate and,
therefore. especially fitted to en-
Glrc the ri-"I Df thc uukuo.yn north
- far as known but one physician,
pr. Rice. Of SanIovaI, H.. has up-
pljcJ flI. information and offered to bc
auc o5 the number.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17
The Sunday;iSun
Is the Greatest Sunday News
paper in the World.
Price 5c. copy RS mail 50 year
Daily by matt SO year
Daily snd sunday by mail. - y ear
Address THE SIN. Ncw York.
ConnectIonsatC al Cress"u-

D AIDROAD TINE TABLE OF THE EBE.VsS-
n burg y Cresson Branch Railroad. Ia effect
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Restless, irritable, eXcitabIc,
and exacting" is the charge
against you by those nearest
and dearest to you
They don't know the horror
that oppresses you.
Every hour pains run ram
pant through your body. You
suffer secretly as long as you
can, then go all to pieces and
-don't care" what happens.
The iron grip Of female dis
ease is upon you.
Dear Sister, Lydia E, Pink
hams &" Vegetable ComfoHH@
has cured thousands like you.
1t kills the pain, and inviSo-
rates the system.
No more backache, no
more "bearing down." no more
restless days and slecplcss
nights, hope will -
take the place ieSsA
of despair, your tgA -s1
daily duties will II $3
be a delight, and ~ -
life joy. Sd.
All druggists sell Il, or sent +. NM~N$>,
b. mail. form of Pills or <\NS<A
Iazsuges. receipt Of ST. Il 4 l<<~-~~S
Correspondence freely an
swsred- Address in conf SSze&< ~ 5sez%<-
xeuc. IYpTA 2 PINK . - - ~ %
IrAw MRpICAI Co, lYNs, -Iz<-s~ O. -ss><<sss-
Mass LAYER Pills, 25c-
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17
SOUTHWARK.
NoRTHw ARD.

BRADLEY, Noel and Lucset are Flag stations.
No trains on Sunday.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-03-17
Effective Remedy

for constipation and Indigestion, and
are never without them in the house"
- Moses Greuier, Lowell, Mass
Il have uscd Ayers Pills. for liver
troubles and indigestion. during many
years, and have always found them
prompt and efficient in their action
J.. y. Smith, Utica, =. Y
:" ! suffered from constipation which
assumed such an obstinate form that L
feared il would cauSe, a stoppage of the
bowels. Two boxes "f Ayers Pills ef-
frrttd a complete cure d Burke,
SaCu, Me
Il have used Ayers Pills for the past
thirty wears and consider them an IN
valuable family medicine. L know OF
no better remedy for liver troubles,
and luayc always found them prompt
cure for dySIs-l,~Ia. ''- James Quinn, -
Middle ST., Hartford. Conn
"IIaviu-, been troubl.d with costive-
ness. which seems inevitable with per
sons 80 >,,leurary habits, | have tried
Ayers pills. hopping iuT relief am
CIst! fu sIs Iirt' rnry have served me
itIf,r than ANY other medicine L
arrive al IIG- conclusion only after
fairtlfuI trla. 81 their u,rIIs-" - Samuel
4 Jones. OaE 81. Buston. Mass.
Ayers Pills,
rI:ErNIiEB isY
Or G aver & Co Dwell. Masr
Sold 10y AL iseaiI.r- ia Medicine
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-25
Notice fer Publication.
Homestead No. BIB.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M,

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M,
April 10, 1893.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
attention to make final proof i'll support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the probate judge or clerk
of Taos comfy n. NJ, at Taos. N. NJ, on
in ne 26, 1898, viz: Antonio c. QaintaDa
a Cerro, \. NJ, for the . h,sw ID sec. 49,
% nv sec. SO, tp. so n r1e W.
" He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation Of said land, viz: -.
Jcae de los Angeles Garcia, Henry j.
Young, Juan NJ. Gomez, Manuel T, Quin.
tana, Of Cerro, N. M.
ANY person who desires to protest
against the allowance of said proof or
who knows of any substantial reason.
under the 10" and the regulations Of the
interior department, why such proof
should not be allowed, will be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time
and place to cross-exemine the witnesses
of said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. l.. MORRISON,
Register,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-25
The Curse OF Is ealti,.

The tramp, for some mysterious reason
had accepted an offer to work about the
place, for which he was to receive his
meals, sundry old clothes and 25 cents q
day in cash. For the frat two or three
days he did very we'll, and he was paid SO
cents on account. He did not spend the
money, but he began to grow listless and
sad, and at the end of the week he inter
viewed his employer.
"You've been kind TO me, slr,' he said
land I want to thank you for what you
have DONE"
"That's is all right was the reply
"I'm glad to be able to help YOU
81 know that, sir, and appreciate it
but shall have to give it all up, sir"
"What's that for? Don't pay you
enough?"
ooh, yes, sir; that isn't it. l have .5
cents left, sir, but find that money
doesn't bring happiness, sir, and guess
I'll resign and go back to old ways, sir
Wealth is curse to some people, sir, and
l fancy 1 belong to that class. Gooa-by
SIR" and he shambled off down the path
and struck the highway. Detroit Free
Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-25
Legal Notice.

In tho matter of the vol District Court,
untary assignment of Santa Fe Co.
the Fischer Brewing : No. S053.
Company for the bene-
fit of its creditors.
Office of the clerk of the Let judicial
diitrict court, in and for the county of
Santa Fe, territory OF New Mexico, SIS:
/, r. NJ. Goshorn, clerk Of said court,
do hereby give notice, pursuant to an
order of the Judge of this honorable
court, dated May -, 1898, and duly en-
,ered and filed on that day, that on said
lay and year, John G. Schumann, ESQ.,,
the assignee herein, exhibited on oath to
the Judge of Raid court lin vacation) a
statement of the accounts of his trust as
such assignee, with proper vouchers,
since the exhibiting and filing of his last
account he rein; that said first above men
toned statement and vouchers purport
to be for the three months ending March
81, 1898, and the same were duly filed in
my Office on said 18th day of May, A. D.,
1898. l do further give notice that, pur-
suant to the terms of said order, said &C.
counts will be allowed pursuant to
statute, (unless good cause to the con-
trary is shown) by tho honorable Judge
of said court I'm vacation) ut his cham
bers in the court house of said county, in
the city Of Santa Fe, on Saturday, the
9th day of May, A. D., 1898, at the hour
of 10 o'clock in the forenoon, or as coon
thereafter as counsel can be heard.
In witness whereof, have here
unto set my hand and affixed
Seal tho official seal of said court,
at my Office in said county, this
ST. 18th day of May, A. d. 1898.
r. M. GosHoRN, Clerk.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-25
AvisO.
SANTA FE, N. NJ, Mayo II de 1893.

SANTA FE, N. NJ, Mayo II de 1893
A todos cuantos concierna: Por cuanto
que un gran numero de ADMINISTRATORS
guardianes de bienes de memories dc
Ia persona do memories, de adIninistra-
clones guardianias ahora pendentes
ante In honorable corte de pruebas han
faltado de hacer reportes de sus admins
tracones y gunrdianias segun requerido
por 10y,
Por 10 tanto, tales ADMINISTRATORS y
guardianes son por este requeridos de
reportar esta honorable corte un re-
porte pormenorisado de todos sus pro-
cedimientos en- 10 capacidad autoridad
do tales nombramientos va sea como ad-
ministradores guardianes.
Ademas todos los ADMINISTRATORS D
guardianes que rehusen falten al cum
plimiento de este decreto en- y dentro del
tempo mencionado, siendo ell primer Lu-
mes de Julio de 1898, una orden sera dada
por esta corte On contra de tales admins
tradores guardianes que hayan faltado,
y citas y ordenes de arresto seran es pedi-
das tanto en- contra dc administrators Y
guardianes como en- contra de los fadores
en- tales causas y todos los costos causa-
dos seran pagados por dichos admins
tradores, guardianes tiadores on dichas
causas que no manifesten causa razo-
mes por las cuales no deben do ser reque-
ridos de hacer tales reportes.
En- testimonio de 10 cual pongo
mi mano y Ell sello de la corto
sELLo do pruebas, por orden de di-
cha corte, este dia II de Mayo
de 1898.
ATANAsIo ROMERO,
Escribano de la Corte de Pruebas
del Condado de Santa Fe, n. NJ.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-05-25
HOW IT CAME THERE,
What Her Musical Collection Amounted
tn After ALI.

What Her Musical Collection Amounted
to After All.
"Your musical taste, Miss Quickstep,"
observed the young professor, looking over
the piles of sheet music that lay on the pi-
ano, SIS highly creditable to you"
II am glad you think so, professor" muir
INJURED the young woman. ...
II am sure Of it," he rejoined positively
1T Is only the trained musician, whose
taste has been carefully cultivated, and
whose ear Is attuned to the dlviner har-
monies breathed forth from the souls Of the
great masters, that is capable Of making SO
unerrlng selection Of purely classical mu-
sic as this 'Schubsrt's Serenade,'" he con-
tinued, looking the pile over again and
reading the titles, Rhapsodie Hongrolse
No. g. Selections from Chopin D.
II do so love Shopang," interrupted Miss
Quickstep softly.
"He is adorable. Gems from Mendels-
sohn's Songs Without Words, Beethoven's
Symphony in A Minor .Arias from Gluck's
Iphigenie en- Tauride,' 'Bach's Variations
from vom Hi.nmel Hoch'-by the way,
have you heard d Albert in"-
"Dollbare is wonderful, wonderful"
"Um-yes, in many things he Is indeed
admirable. Here, see, are some rare selec-
lions from Handel's 'Rinaldo,' from
Haydn's Die Jahreszeiten,' Gems from
Graun,' Beauties Of Judas Maccabaus'--
everything classical-purely classical! And
yet must not linger too long in mere an
ticipation. You will favor me, am sure,
Miss Quickstep, with something FROM
"Oh, professor!''
II shall not presume to dictate your
choice. Your own exquisite taste, I am
persuaded, will guide you far better in the
selection off,
Professor, II don't play"
"You do not play! Do | understand you
Alright, Miss Quickstep9'
Indeed you do. can't play a note
This is Il lot Of music got at the recon-
mendation of a friend"
you astound me! Then this-this re-
markable collection is-pardon me-is-is
merely al
you are right, professor" said Miss
Quickstep, drumming carelessly on the
table with her fingers. ''it's merely a bluff"
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