The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-09-06
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
- The first tlucifer match was struck
in 1884. II
= Sixty thousand people in Ireland
speak Irish only.
"Pay as yougo, and save enough
to come back on. #
Trouble runs to meet those who
go to borrow it.
"A raw, mellow apple is digestadi
in an hour and one half.
- The man who is faithfully Inn
proving his one talent will soon have
ten. ~
= France has more gold and silver !
coin than any other nation in the
world. f
One-half of the population Of
Minnesota and the Dakotas is foreign
born. ;is
Before the days Of coined money
the Greeks used copper nails as cur
rency.
Europeans goldsmiths make up
s24, ,00O,0 into gold plate and jewelry
annually.
- The income tax in Great Britain
is seven pence on the pound, nearly
three per cent.
"Why do you call your servant
girl Misery? 2" "Because she is SO fond 'ilsi
Of company. Is
Very handsome dresses, and WIN. +
dow curtains as well, are now made OF
glass in Austria.
= The world loses nothing whena 4
bad man dies, no matter how nlucts4
money he was WORTH S
Don't forget that marriage is the
foundation Of new family, not the
union of two old ones.
Contentment is better than rich- z
es, but it takes about the same amount 5
Of money for one as the other.
Don't marry anybody till llsatisfied
that life together will be bearable and
enjoyable as long as both shall live.
The dismal man generally, looks
as though he would like to put an iron
roof over the sky if he could.
The world is full Of men who
intend to become benefac ,5rs by and
by, who are very slow about going to
work. J
What some churches seem to-
desire is less liberality in the pastors
views, and more in the congregational
offerings.
London contains one-eighth Of
Great Britain's population. 1t has q
larger daily delivery Of letters than alls
Scotland. - ss.s
Since 1850, Bourbon county, Ky.,
has had only four judges. Each Judge
has been reelected until he died while
in Office.
The single eyeglass is worn by
the dude. The theory is that he can
see more with one eye than he can
comprehend. &
= A pillow held in the lap makes q
good basis for writing tablet while
travelling on train, since it lessons
the jar considerably. Il
- The highest inhabited place in !
the world is the custom house of An.
comarca, in Peru-sixteen thousand
feet above the sea.
West Virginia has two-headed
woman who has two voices entirely
different in tone. She talks bass on
one side and tenor on the other.
The town council of Geuda
Springs, Kan. is composed entirely Of {
married women, and the mayor is also
a woman-Mrs. Emma Barnes.
"a man." said Uncle Moses, tis !
"a heap like silver dollah. De best
way to find out wat kline O. metal he is Z
made Of is to slam him down hard.
The tusks of an elephant weigh
from thirty to seventy pounds each,
and sell for about five dollars per
pound. The natives of Africa eat
every particle Of the elephant, and
obtain from it large quantities of fat. e
"Where is the island of Java
situated ?" asked schoolteacher Of a.
small, rather forlorn-lo looking boy. 81
dunno, sir" ''Don't you know where
coffee comes from ?" eyes, sir; we
borrows it from the next-door neigh
bor."
= Many people, not aware Of the
dangers of constipation, neglect the
proper remedy till the habit becomes &
chronic, or Inflammation or stoppage
results. A dose or two Of Ayers Pills
in the beginning would have prevented
all this.
The United States acreage IN
grain is greater than the entire area of
the German empire. The corn crop
alone covers an area greater than Eng
land, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, and
Denmark.
- An excellent way to cure inso-
monia is to bandage the eyes with a
handkerchief before retiring. The
compress seems to drive away the
blood from the eyes, and SO cure, or
at least, temporarily relieve that feel
ing so often experienced by insoS m
iacs Of trying to see in the dark.
One year ago the intended marri-
age of Andrew Birot and Clara Funk
houser, of Beaver Dam, Wis. was $
postponed on account Of the death Of
the girls father. A new wedding day
was named, but before it came round
Clara died. Now Andrew is to marry
the mother of his former sweetheart.
Her age is SIS and he is 22.
The only way to cure fever and
aguc is either to neutralize the poisonsf
which cause the disease or to expel
them from the system. Ayers Ague
Cure operates in both ways. 1t is
warranted specific for all forms Of (
malarial disorders, and never fails tn.ss