New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-07-28
THE TALK or The d. 7.

Says The Philadelphia Record: Jacob Reese
a well known inventor OF this city. who first dis
covered that the Stag from basic steel conVerters
could be made into excellent phosphate. large
quantities OF which are sent from this city TO
Germany tells curious story of the way in which
he made the discovery He was day near the
stables Of a large steel-makng establishment
when one OF the employees called his attention TO
some corn that had grown from feed dropped
among the Stag Did you such big corn
Mr. Reese asked the man. The inventor looked
at the corn. then at the Stag, and the connection
between them flashed upon him at once. He made
a few experiments, and from the simple begin
ming started what promises to become an important
Industry \ single contract calls for the export
OF 10000 tons Of the phosphate from this city
to Germany"
What is your name. sir?' the other evening in
qulred hotel clerk OF IL, guest who was asking
about his mail. House lot carelessy answered
the man as he leaned against the counter. But
sir want your name in order to look up your
thing about a house and lot" And am not tell
Ing you anything about a house and lot" replied
and gave ii. 1t is H-o-w-s-e-n L-o-t-t."-(Buffalo
Courier.
Here are three stanzas OF Robert Buchanan's Wig
poem in The Ider" denouncing lola. Toll
stoi Ibsen, Oscar Wilde, Valdes and others, whom
he calls The Dismal Throng of Literary Under
takers s.:
IUeTcS lOIStO, towering IN MS place
Ger all the rest by head and shoulders;
No sunshine that noble face
Which nature meant to charm behoders!
Mad with his self-rade martyrs shirt
He from pulpit built OF Dirt
Shrieks his Apocalypse of Cleanness!
There's Ibsen. pickering up his lips.
Squirming at nature ana society,
Drawing with tinglng hnger-tips
. The clothes OF naked Improperly!
So nice. so nasty. and so grim
p, He hugs his gloomy bottled thunder:
Al mr. an nm on GnnilA
Would be a miracle OF wonder.
"'Turn down the lights. put out the SUM-
TN Man ra; Is un rds. ana l., morally muddy
- Disease and Dirt must be our study!
Tear open Natures genial heart,
But spare to give our s Subjects cSs' zes
The bascst god of all-Priapus.
COW owned by a farmer of Adrian County. Mo-.
recently lost her calf She at once adopted pig.
on which she lavishes all her maternal affection.
The pig however is very unappreciatlve. and APP
pears to be wondering what it all means.
The words breaches. trousers and pantaloons
now used INTERCHANGEABLE, but originally the
Specifications were quite different Pantaloons were
at first nothing but long stockings, worn in Italy
st. Pantaloon Brooches originally, reached from
the waist hall way to the knee. and finally to the
Trousers are the present style Of leg gear. COM
Democrat.
satolli is expoundng the policy OF the Roman
Catholic Church in the United States in harmony
with the idea OF national schols. the hierarchy in
Canada is still seeking TO denatonalze the schools
of Manitoba. The attitude of the Canadian bish.
ops is a pretenson that they are more Catholic
than the Pope. under whose instructions Mon
signor Sato is acting"
For the Present.-Freddie is n bad boy aged
six, and his brother Charlie is four. Freddie
was at his usual game OF teasing and pinchng
and bullyragging his brother when his mother
nterfered.
Don't you know" she said reprovingly. that
you are are laying up trouble for yourself by and
Maybe am" he replied denantly but Char.
lie is getting his now.'-(Detroit Free Press
"The Brooklyn Eagle says that when a man
paints a picture the picture is described But
when a woman paints picture, the woman is
described.
This new soap" said the barber. rs very nice
II Is made largely OF cream, with Just little dash
of alcohol in IT, well, remember I'm a tenn.
perate man." returned Dobbers. and don't put
any more OF It In my mouth than you can help
National Barber.