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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

Who will protect YOU from those enemies
-pau~ea. indigestion. malaria and the sick
ness produced by rocking on the waves,
and sometimes by inland travelling over the
rough beds OF Ill laid railroads. Such q
friend is Hostetter's Stomach Bitters-
Ocean mariners. ya~chtsncn, commercial
and theatrical agents and tourists testify
to the protective potency Of this effective
safeguard. which conquers also rheumatism.
nervousness and biliousness.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

and outside OF the hopper at the
bottom. to allow the chicks TO feed. a
is the cover of the hopper. By this
arrangement the food a be kept
where the chicks can help themselves
at any time.-Farm and Fircside.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

II you have no employment, or are being
paid for the work you are doing,
then write TO B. r. johnson a. Co, OF Rich
mond. Va. and they will show you how 10
transform Misfortune into Madame-for'
tune. Try il.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27
Bcware OF ola. nents for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury,

as mercury Will surely destroy the sense OF
smell aud completely oerangc the whole
system when entering il through the mu-
cous surfaces. Such articles Should never
be used except on prescriptions from re.
ps,aD!c pny.lcians. az the damage they will
do IS ten fold to the good YOU can possibly
derive from them Hairs Catarrh Cure,
MANUFACTURED by r. j. Cheney a. Co., To-
Iedo. o.. COZ. t.sius no mercury. and Is taken
internally. acting directly upon the blood
aud mucous surfaces Of the system. In
buyinx Halle Cutarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. J: Is taken internally, and
made ia Toledo. Ohio, by F. J. Cheney &
Co. Testimonials free.
rD-Sold by Druggists. price &c. per bottle
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

IL WANT said an astronomer, ian in.
scrip,icn for my new telescope which shall
be ia the nature OF an address TO the stars
'.How would Here's looking at you dor
Buffalo Express
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

s.TnAr unrivalled complexion" said .
prominent New Yorker, abiding TO u lady
acquaintance, Twas the result OF using Gar,
field Tea Send for free sample 70 3l9
West 45th Street, New York City.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

WnrS a young man goes home from
church with his sweetheart. he Is only going
from one house of worship TO Another
Rochester Democrat.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

ssTnERE goes a man who never has been
known 10 disagree with his wife" Dobson
allow does he manager" Easy enough.
She does ali the talking. Inter Ocean.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

II WILL now proceed 10 draw the color
line said the bookkeepei when he seized
his red ink pcn .-Sparks.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

About Catarrh. No matter what You've
tried and found wanting. you can be cured
with DR.. Sarc's Catarrh Remedy. The pro.
prictors OF this medicine agree TO cure you,
q they'll pay you 500 In cash.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

Ir has never yet been decided by ccmpc-
tent authorities whether snoring Is vocal or
instrumental music. Calling 1t "sheet
music doesn't settle the matter At ALL
Concord Monitor.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

had Catarrh for three years, being unable -
breathe through my nose. After using Piso'o
Remedy for Catarrh for one month ! founo
great relief, and now, after using six packages
a. an outlay Of r. 90. l am cured / had pew
ously spent $50. 90 with one doctor. trying 70 ges
cured-T. f. FULLER, Pompton lakes, n. j.
July II, 1892
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

FOR POULTRY RAlsERS.
a Device for Fec.:-: Cracked Corn sns
Wheat tn Chicks.

A sclf-fe eder, for feeding cracked
corn and wheat to young chicks. Is
given in this issue. being the design Of
Mr.. A. l.. Luce, New York. 1t a DO
made of half-inch boards. Fig. ! shows
the feeder ready for use. II Il tho
hopper. two feet long. five Inches acep,
four inches wide at the top and ono.
fourth of an inch wide ut the bottom. II
holds from two ia three quarts Of feed.
1t may be wider at the bottom, how.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

EExcuAM's PiLIs cure bilious and nervous
illness. Beechan's Pills sell well because
they cure. - cents u box.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

YorxG man, don't become addicted to the
bottlel Ii Is u vial hauit. -Bingiiamton
l.,sa-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

GREAT wit may be allied to madness, but
the stupid man need not brag OF his superior
ssnity--Puck-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27
Royal Baking Powder.
THE GOVERNMENT TESTS
ESTABLISH ITS ABSOLUTE SUPERIORITY.

ESTABLISH ITS ABSOLUTE SUPERIORITY.
data from HE latest OElal u S Cov<rmmsnf Report o" Taxing
PeYd<vs Department Of Agy3shsyr BaHen" -. Page 1927
Royal is placed first of the cream OF tartar
powders. actual strength, 1906 cubic inches OF
leavening gas per ounce Of powder.
Every other powder tested exhibited a much
lower strength than the Royal. the average
being 80 per cent. less.
Every other powder likewise showed the
presence of alum or sulphuric acid.
The claim that this report shows any other powder OF su.
perior strength or purity has been denounced as q falsehood
by the Government officers who made the tests.
Avoid all baking powders sold with q gilt
or prize, OF at a lower price than the Royal
as they invariably contain alum, lime or sui
phuric acid. and render the food unwholesome.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

Louisville & st. Louis Air Line. In con-
nection with the Queen & Crescent. has
formed a new throug ~ line from st. Louis to
Florida. via Louisville. on train leaving st.
Louis at s:s5 r. IN. Sleeper u Jacksonville.
Florida, connecting for St Augustine and
Tampa. Elegant accommodations Secure
sleeping-cnr her;hs through 10y applying TO
ticket Office. Toe North Broad way, St Louis,
Mo-, or Union Depot
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

A CYCLONE is all that Is necessary u
va,se = barn IN the west Lowell ts~nrier.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

NEW ORLEANS, "a. Feb. IL. 1899.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-01-27

IT has been wisely sucges.ed that the
term be changed 10 politicians -Ionkefs
Statesman.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

A PITTsBURG hotel keeper has been
sued for damages by railroad con-
ductor because the night clerk failed
to call the conductor for his train.
The conductor missed the train and
lost his job. He asks for $4,000. We
believe it will be the testimony Of
most travellers or people living in no
tells that clerks and bell boys take a
flendish delight in waking up people
who leave calls" Not only are they
rejoiced to arouse the man who wants
to be turned out at some unholy hour,
put they include all his neighbors.
In modern hotels where there is pipe
telephone or teleseme connection be-
tween Office and rooms the business
is simplified somewhat. In old-fash-
toned hotels, such as linger in many
Southern cities, the arOusing of all
the guests by thumps on the door of
one is a part of every nights history.
The Pittsburg night clerk must have
been new at the business or he would
have shaken the dreams of the
plaintiff guest even if he had been
felled in doing it.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

THE Egyptians are getting as cX-
cited as in the time of Arab Pasha.
The young Khedive, like Arab, is
being made the representative of the
national longing for independence Of
foreign control. But the Khedive,
like Arab, must yield. England has
her grip on the land of the Pharaohs,
and there is no likelihood that it will
be loosened in the near future. The
English will probably be astcnished,
as usual, that the material benefits
they have brought to the country do
not weigh against the sentiment OF
nationality, but the fact that they
are not popular with the people they
govern will never induce them to
give up the power they hold. En-
gland is in Egypt for her own profit
and will stay there until the Eu-
ropean powers are ready to fight to
expel her. The fact that her rule is
also beneficial to Egypt is not due
more to the cold justice of the En-
glish nature than to the fact that
orderly administration that is best
for industry is the administration
that can get the most money out of a
country. Order and security bring
riches, and riches bring in taxes. So
Egypt will continue to be discon-
tented and prosperous.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

you Is marked Immediate" on the out
side, and inside it is written, He will
abundantly pardon.
Oh, We wanderers from God and happi-
ness and home and Heaven. come under
the sheltering wing Under this call l
see You turning from your old way I,
the new way, the living way, the gospel
way. A vessel in the BriSto! Channel
was nearing the rocks called the "Steep
Holmes" Under the tempest the vessel
was unmanageabie. and the only hope
was that the tide would change before
she struck the rocks and went down,
and so the captain stood on the deck.
watch in hand. CAPTAIN and crew and
passengers were pallid with terror.
Taking another look at his watch and
another look at the sea, he shouted:
Thank God. we are saved, The tide
has turned, One minute more and We
would have struck the rocks"
Some of you have been long while
drifting in the tempest Of sin and sor-
row and have been making for the
breakers. Thank God, the tide has
turned, Do you not feel the lift of tic
biuow? The grace of God that bringeth
salvation has appeared to your soul. and,
in the words Of Boaz to Ruth. l COM
mened you 70 1.-THE Lord God OF Israel.
under whose winyS thou hast come to
trust"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17
Geological Inferiority OF the Human
Face

Among the Specifications made by
recent writer on the geological rank of
different animals, including man, par
ticular prominence is given to the in
feriority of the latter, as exhibited in
some of his structural features, COM
pared with certain quadrupeds. Thus,
his teeth are OF low mammalian type,
as is shown by both his dental formula
and by the presence of cusPs upon the
crowns of the teeth, peculiarly of the
lower mammalia, entirely lost In the
horse, the elephant and many other
"brutes.' Again, according to the
comparison thus set forth, his limbs
show similar inferiority, since they
are little modified, preserving even the
full number Of five digits. and there
fore, in respect of these members, man
stands very low-lower even than the
COW and the pig. The point of most
interest, however In this discussion, IS
that which declares the human face to
be the most remarkable of all the in
dices of mans inferiOrity. Thus, it is
argued. in the mammalian embryo the
face is formed under the fore brain or
cerebral hemispheres, and in our faces
the fetal disposition is permanently re-
tanned, with changes which. even when
greatest, are still inconsiderable; In
quadrupeds. however, the facial region
acquires a prominent development
leading to the specialization of the jaws
and surrounding parts, which brings
the face to o condition much higher than
that of the fetus-hence the projecting
snoUt is a higher structure than the re-
treating human face!
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

So MANY Boston physicians fell
into the way of assigning heart fail
ure as the cause OF death that the
Board of Health refused to accept
such certificates and demanded a
more exact statement Of causes.
They might as well have said that
their patients died because they were
short of breath" The old familiar
phrase as truly represents the cause
of death in many cases as does heart
failure. Indeed, death comes either
through stoppage of the hearts action
or stopping of breathing. One may
take brief precedence over the other,
but neither shortness of breath nor
heart failure can supply a satisfactory
statement of the cause Of death for
statistical record.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17
Can't. JO!.n Smith.

John Smith was the last OF tho
romantic school Of explorers. X IS in.-
possible to tell who wrote al his nu-
merous books. or where to draw the
line in regard to his innumecable adj
ventures. We shall never know the
whole truth about PocahoEtas or Pow
hatan. No matter: he was the ideal
sailor, absolutely accurate IL all that
relates to coasts and soundings. abso-
lutelv credulous as to all the wilder as
poets of enterprise in a new world. He
maintained the traditions of wonder; he
would not have been surprised at Job
Hartop's norman, or Ponce de Icons
old men made Young, or Raleigh's
headless Indians, or Champlain's GoU-
gou. The flavor of all his narratives is
that of Unsuitable and joyous adventure,
not vet Swallowed by that romance Of
supernatural terror which came in with
the Puritans.
Yet his first service was IN his ac-
curacy of description. 1t Is u singular
fact. pointed out by Kohl. that while
the sixteenth century placed upon our
maps with much truth the coasts of
Newfoundland, Labrador and Canada,
the coasts of New England aud New
York were unknown till the beginning
of the seventeenth. When Hudson
sailed south of Cap Cod and entered
the harbor of New York, he was justi-
fed in saying that he entered IAN I'M
known sea-" If the shore north of
Cape Cod was not an unknown region,
it was due largely to Smith. While his
companions were plunGering or kid
mapping negroes. at the time re first
visited those shores in 1911. he was
drawing "a map from point to point,
isle to isle. and harbor to harbor, with
the soundings. sands, rocks and
landmarks" Ee first called the region
New England, and first gave the names
of Charles river. Plymouth. Cape Ann;
while other names which he bestowed
as Boston. Cambridge, Hull--have
not disappeared. but only shifted their
places. He caused thousands of his
maps to be printed, and yet complained
he might as well have tried "to cut rocks
with oyster shells" as to spread among
others his interest in this matter Fiji
teen years after, he could only report
the same encouragement. The coast
is vet still but as coast unknown and
undiscovered. l have had six or seven
plots of those northern parts, so unlike
each to other for resemblance of the
country as they did me no more good
than so much waste paper"
This illustrates Smiths methods.
But it was in his first expedition to
Virginia that he placed himself on
record as the first successful colonizer
of America.-T w. HigginsOn, IN
HGrDer's MAGAZINE.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

REPRESENTATIVE BLEECKER, Of
Minneapolis, introduced the follow
ing bill in the Minnesota House, and
it was referred to the proper COM
mittee with instructions to report as
soon as possible:
SECTION l. It shall be unlawful for
any person to manufacture or sell. or to
offer for sale or to use or to Iermit the
manufacture, sale, or use OF any hoop
skirt or hoopskirts or anything like
thereuntO within the limits of Mime
sofa.
SEC. 2. Any person violating this act,
or in any way assisting the violation of
any provision OF this act, shall be pun
ished by a fine Of not less than SIS for
each offense, and, in default, shall be
incarcerated in the county Jail for q
period not exceeding thirty days.
Three cheers and tiger for the
bold Blocker and his bill! AS we
say in the vernacular, that's the stuff!
1t may be entirely pardonable for a
town to use a little hustle to extend
her outskirts. but it is very different
with a woman. The hoopskirt is not
in harmony with the spirit Of our
American institutions Its introduce
ton would kill off the hammock in
dustry; bicycling would lose half its
charm. and men would be forced out
of street cars and elevators and be
obliged to walk in the middle of the
street. A few months ago when the
Minnesota Legislature in its wisdom
saw fit to legislate against tights on
the stage the country arose as one
man and several chorus girls and took
exceptions to the wisdom of such an
arbitrary display of prejudice against
high art and anatomy. Now, how
ever, the contemplated reform
touches q responsive chord in the
heart of the great American public.
The country Is willing and ready t.
stand tights. but hoopskirts, never!
Bully ~ Blooekeel
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17
the season when they would else
where te prone to suffer from it.
A CHINESE anecdote of Buddha, t.

A CHINESE anecdote Of Buddha, to
illustrate his observance Of the first
Of 1.-The ten precepts," thou shalt not
kill any living creature" relates that
in the winter he hid louise in the
hole of tree, wrapped it in silk and
regularly fed it: that he filtered his
water, not for his own sake. but in
order to prevent swallowing and thus
destroying any living thing in it.
This shows that there may be too
much of a good thing even in OBJ
servance of moral precepts.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

THE discovery that gentle man
perfected the incandescent lamp away
back in the sixties Is not surprising.
Such discoveries are always being
made. However, the gentleman's
ingenuity in hiding his light so eff
fectually under a bushel is almost as
remarkable as the invention, and his
modesty deserves more reward than
an unappreciative world is likely to
beStOW,
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

DIR. SAMUEL LOCKWOOD, President
of the United States Hay Fever As
ISOLATION, believes that the pollen
grains Of ragweed are the main
source of irritation in cases of hay
fever. He thinks that when these
pollen grains settle on the mucous
membrane they begin to swell and
protrude a little tube or rootlet
which pushes its way down into the
mucous membrane. practically taking
root there. Hence those localities or
stmospheres which are tree nom such
pollen are comfortable abodes for
Dsaene - . ~ 1.11e luEing
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

IT is said that Colombia expects
the support of the United States in
the Panama troubles, but it might
be well to state that while this coun-
try is taking care of the Monroe doc
trine it is not seeking any unneces-
sary acquisitions in the way Of
scandals.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17
4 WOlnan'S ReYenye

Henry Carey, a cousin of Queen
Elizabeth, after having enjoyed her
Majesty's favor for several years. lost
1t IN this manner: As he was walking
IN the garden Of the palace under the
Queens window, she asked him in a
locular manner: What does q man
think when he thinks of nothing? ?" The
answer was very brief one Upon q
woman's promise, he replied. "Well
done. cousin, said Elizabeth; excel
lent" Sometime after he solicited the
honor OF peerage, and reminded the
Sneen that she had promised it to him.
True, said her Majesty; "but that
was voman's promise.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

OVER f44, 900, subscribed in several
missing-word competitions, is now
impOunded in the British Law Courts.
Five actions have been brought to
determine the ownership of the
money. The proprietor Of one paper
says he distributed sl75, 600 in prizes
during the run Of the competitions
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

A YOUNG man in New Jersey has
been sued for breach of promise. On
the witness stand the Information
was wrung from him that the shat
tered engagement resulted from a
proposal made by the girl during leap
year. He was too polite to say mo.
Politeness is sometimes expensive. In
this instance the figure has been set
at So 900.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

THE legal fraternity has griev-
ance. Chilli paid S115, 900 in damages
to sailors of the Baltimore. The
grievance lies in the fact that the
sailors received the money, the old
usage of accepting only such as law
yers did not care to retain having
been cruelty disregarded.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

GEN. BUTLER had neat little law
practice, which was worth $500 a
year. From other sources, including
his bunting factory, he made prob
ably as much more.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

The New York Recorder says: ITO
cvade our laws the Storage of the
European steamers has been promoted
to the rank of second cabin. This is
the meaning of it." Cholera doesn't
stop for names, and would as soon
make the trip in the cabin as in the
stecrage.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

A sTARTLINGLY large number of
Chicago citizens have been reported
to the police as missing" during the
winter. When the streets are
cleansed most of these mysteries will
doubtless be solved and many a fam
lily will be plunged into mourning
when the mud gives up its dead"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17
STATISTICS concerning longevi ty O

STATISTICS concerning longevi ty of
the Congregational ministers Of New
England show that they reach an
average age of Il years. $50 much
for regular living" says some one.
Possibly it is due as much to ease and
the avoidance of many Of the risks
to which other professional and bust
ness men are subject.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

IF Congress had power enough to
shut out 1.-The heather" on the Pacific
slope it ought to have enough to shut
out "the Mafia," 1.-The dynamiter.
and the breeders of pestilenc on the
Atlantic slope.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

LIEUT. AND EX-PROF. TOTTEN
abandons the army to engage in lit
erary work. If the end of the world
is so near at hand as he has prophe-
sled, the wonder is that it mattered
to him in what calling he should
appaun
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

THE Queen in her speech to Parlia-
ment made her usual distinction be-
tween my lords and gentlemen. :"
To Americans acquainted with the
general run OF lords that come over
here the distinction seems extremely
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17

TIE New Orleans Picay,sne says
that gsni1 does not require clean
linen. ReehaPs NOT but We always
teal 1pgez eomfortahlo = ik-BssA6io.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-03-17
DIR. TALMAGE'S SERMON.
LAS A HEN CATHERETH HER
CHICKENS"

Text of DR.. Talmasc's Sunday Morning
Discourse-He Complains That Certain
Advertisers Have Been Using His Name
without Authority.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1893-03-14
SCIENCE NUGGETS.

A camera which is said to take nifty
photographs per second is a French nov-
city. isi.sas,iB So
A substitute for gutta- pereha has been
found in the sap of the karite or butter
tree, of Africa.
A new wire called the Hungarian wire,
is covered with three coats of thread and
two coats of celluloid.
Mica in large quantities has been dis
covered in British Columbia near the
head of the Tete Jaune Pass.
A rivet, in the form of tube, to be
used both MS arivet and as drainage
way, is late wrinkle in iron ship build
ing.
Indicators for steam engines are now
made of aluminium, since its light
weight makes 1t very advantageous for
this purpose.
There has been invented machine for
cutting tubes of paper for pill boxes.
The operations are all automatic, and the
work is said to be rapidly performed.
A fire engine that does away with the
use of horses and forces the water by
means of power generated by storage
battery is recent electrical invention.