New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-02-27
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

In writing I'D n social function. an Atlanta society
reporter remarked that the dresses were unusually
fresh for this season of the year
Bluster-I made Il speech tonight at the banquet
which will make me immortal
Mrs B.-And II was OILY last month that you gCt
your life insured !-(BOstOn Transcript.
"The Boston Budget" says that an Episcopal rector
was recently riding behind bury son OF Erin In an
accommodation trnin At first things We're fairly
auct but soon tie Ishman began to let out torrent
or oa,ls for some reason other. The rector stood
It about as long he could, and then concluded be
would take a hand IN the wicked mans conversion.
He smoothed his cravat and then leaned over and
daintily touched the Irishman on his Jumper The
wicked man looked round hastily.
Ahcrn! my dear SIR f;iltered the rector, as be
cazcd at the Irlshman's wondering face. But you'll
allow mc-hem-to tell yOn that you're on the straight
rond TO periltion.'
The freshman looked shocked for moment. Then
he made Il sudden movement from bis seat.
DOm!' he cIicd. "Ol tank ye soFr. VI tousw
OF wuz goin' to Lynn
"Didnt you find him Just As represented hint I'M,
Lady lindl gnaniyl-No, sir. You said he was a Mra
dog and he hasn't sung note yet, and I've had lin
two Weehs.-CAicaSO inter ocean.
a southern Legislature proposes not only TO pro-
hb!t the selling OF cigarettes. but makes the posses
sion Of rice paper misdemcaEor. The crank
legislator, like the poor Is always with US.
Analogy.-watts-II do You spil whisky Ky
OF poItS2.Ky.' same as kentucky tIndianapOn
Journal.
According to "The Waterman Of Boston, me
three greatest modern dkscouise' are hushnen
Every Mans Life a Plan Of Cod Mozley's ihs
Reversal of Human Judgment and phhp' D'0'A'
The Fire and the Calf.'
l. that Won
The Elopcment-..he from the windo"I-i' u1' wv
Ilc-Of course.
:" Have you the tlckets!'
And the lccnse''
"uh, I'm 50 scared Are you sure those hO ss.s
won't run away And-ahG are W" "'
You'll love me- ''
Why. darling. / , . - + my hat %
ION. Of course. YOU Think so row. i N' ""'
Looks so from here 49,. ,,o,r.n,nsr
Have You sent our pho'o' 10 '''
Office p
very we'll: I'll be out In a minute love-
danapOliS Journal.
"Thc Covngton Ky. Record says 'la' ioo
the babies born in kenton ana OaWP''" ",o,
since tie first Of the year have Dee" n''"" '' DAT.
rrc,ldcutclct Cleveland. Mr.. Cleveland LADY KUN
or John q. Carlisle.
r,rce . IN. nr.t four Presidents Of the In.1
il'r ra or widow. The wife of John Quincy
Adams who received her education IN E,Si,i' The
ard II great sensation In the Nan III IL, 'lP'n yea but
vit, Of Martin Van Brucn. Hannah noe, II, ssven.
A short time after her marriage dilns .1'ub s pres,
teen wears before her husbands ef''lon W an ar.
idrncy PRESIDENT Tyler's second VIE was az noln.
dent Roman Catholic. and Mrs. iolh VIA had
hammered Pr,sby Mrs. MIErd t. nH csrriN
been a school teacher and the couIt,Ip rr.Iv afford
ON under difficulties the lover couu c pn Mrs.
the expense OF sourn'y to see hs nance clergy.
franklin fierce was the deyout daughter ol r char
man and made the White House ceI' ra o' pres.
liable and religious cn,erpnseS.-(Detrolt f'''