The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-06-11

The purely personal. A woman is as likely
to object 90 a mau for MAYOR i- his scarf
don't suit her as she is Go send back a
bonnet IL the color 81 the roses is not On
harmony with her complexion.
THEN WE TALK ABOUT THE MEN.
Yes, VIC Go And am sure il someof
them heard what we said. they would
never be seen in the daylight again. We
laugh az their clothes, 40 their manners.
az their method of walking, az their stu
pidity, and then we try to take IL all back
by saying that they have good hearts
We Will not leave a rag OF them, so to saw.
We know whether the cut Of their
trousers Is correct, whether their hats
come from good place, whether their
scarts are ready made ones or not, whether
their shirts are made to order or bought by
the dozen, wherever they may happen To be.
and whether they use the right kind of
handerchiefs We object to the cut of
their hair and the style of their boards.
And vet, we marry them. | am sure |
don't know why, unless nothing better
offers But give you my word of honor
that have heard woman say the most
dreadful things imaginable about a man
and the next day walk up to the altar
with him and swear to love, honor and
obey him! l don't think she meant any
of the nasty things. She simply thought
he was strong enough to take care OF him
self, and that it was her business, as the
weaker vessel to attack him She stung
and then she gave him honey.
Women very seldom talk about the
weather. subject which seems to trouble
men very much. If the day is a stormy
one, woman makes the best of it, and if
it is a good one, she looks so cheerful that
she announces it in their faces But a
MAXWELL, a man sits down, and if il is a
chilly day, he recalls the chilly days they
had in the year 1S43, just before hot sum
mer; and, if it is a hot day, he re-
members the sultry weather of 1879, or
some other year, and the marvellous rain
storms of 1863. Sometimes l think that
before some of them were men, they were
almanacs. l never heard a woman say
such foolish things.
The best proof that women talk well
lies in the fact that men want TO talk to
them. That they get tired of the statis-
tical mind of their fellow men and seek
refuge in
THE FRIvOLITY OF FEMININITY.
Hove to talk to women. ] like to hear
their opinions about things, and like the
perfectly delicious way in which they
dare to be original. A man, nine times
out of ten, thinks as he was taught to
think by his father before him or if he
thinks differently, he doesn't dare say SO.
This sounds as if didn't like men; but
do. / am like the famous English wit,
who thanked God that she was born
woman, for then she would not have to
marry one. Men are very useful, and
sometimes very lovable; but there was
never man in the world who was so
smart that he couldn't be fooled by
woman. Men are handy to have around
to lock trunks and to turn out drunken
cook and TO quell an impudent district
messenger boy. Theyare also convenient
to put down carpets; they can usually
trust the feminine portion of the estab-
lishment to raise Cain Men are also
useful to take corks out of bottles and to
blow up the soda water man for bringing
fat ones. Men have. their uses, but they
are not Gin it" with women.
IF MEN COULD ONLY DO ALL THIsl
/ should like to see man who could
solve the question of matching q piece of
lavender ribbon when there are eighty
different shades Of it; and woman can
do this any day she wants to.
! should like to see man pin a hat on
his head without sticking the pin in his
Uranium; and a woman can do this
twenty times day without a looking
glass.
would like to see q man who could
make a bare hotel room look like home
half an hour after he has gotten there;
and woman with her fans and her
shawls and her photographs, can do that
without any trouble
/ should like to see a man who could
take sick baby that didn't belong to him
and give it bath and mother it, and make
it happy and quiet; and real woman can
always do it.
l should like to see a man-O, by the
bye, that is Just what am going to do
so all that there is left for me is to say
that with all his faults we love him still
and that he has no more ardent admirer
than Ban.