Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-01-14

from rage she wheeled and shouted hack
10 the office force aud tittering guests
"\Vho am T. Bless me, everybody
outside OF this disgraceiul country
knows who iaml THIS is an outrage
/ shall see Minister Lincoln about t'
Then she majcstically snortod herself in
to dinner.
An irresistible but repressed ouiburst
oil laughter followed the cOntretcmps.
AS Il died away | noticed the raven
craning its neck to this side and that,
and blinking demurely. Then d gave
lis ugly boak a few smart raps with its
claws, sent an unearthly whistle after
my disappearing countrywoman, and, as
il finally settled itself for a bit Of quiet
reflection, purrcd hoarsely but still softly
and ruminativcly,
"BAo arc roab--sphO are you2-uho
are IOt|'
Speaking of interesting Americans
abroad. reminds me Of curious incl
dent of my recent years wandCrings in
Ireland. From the western slope had
crossed the crags OF Carrantuohill
mountain TO the Killarney Lakes, at its
eastern base, crossed the yagrant Owen.
reach river. and scfambling over hill
and heather, finally reached the great
highway from Bantfy and Gleugarili
called the prince of Wales Route"
from Cork to the lake region.
lust where this magnificent road first
turns the mountain side, tourists by
longcar, or legs, are given u first glimpse
OF the surprising panorama, which at
one sweep comprehends the great
mountains on either side and the witch
ing lakes between the most enhancing
OF AL views OF Killarney. was sitting
here, rough, ragged aud traycl.staincd,
upon a ledge OF rocks, resting in the
sweet April day and dreamlully con.
tcmpla,ing the scene before me, when
was pleasantly disturbed TO afterwards
first know by actual experience the
substantial rewards Of a Migrants life in
tourist lands.
The long-car filed with tourists aud a
small mountain OF hampers piled above
the "wcll' between the hanging side
seats. numbered up the southern ascent
from Keumare, aud came to its custom
AIRY halt 10 enable tourists to enjoy the
unusual prospect. Among the passcn.
gers were couple OF l.tonian graduates
and an English Milford and milady with
their children and servants, all Of whom
were in an aggressive-deiensv attitude
OF silent scorn towards mn innocent
pair from our own loved land.
The latter were little bald, nut
hcapGd gentleman with bent. poddy
bod, suggesting polished peddlc set
IN the end Of banana, and his good
honest American wife, twice his height
and four times his girth. The man was
the embodiment OF nervous activity and
enthusiasm, the woman, Of adiposc and
reposc. aud both, having duly paid their
booking were placidly oblivious Of
the ethical injuries they had inflicted all
the way from Cork upon their fellow
travellers.
Everybody alighted but the calm
American woman. In serene COM
posurc she watched her side Of the long
car settle nearly to the ground, but she
kept her seat.
"Comc down, Nav, do" urged the
little man, bringing into instant use a
pair OF held-glaSscs, each tube Of which
was as large as the Lone l'ishermln's'
stage telescope. NAV, this wonderful,
wonderful, wonderful"
~ the sound Of these last three words
Milford whinced, milady elevated her
eyebrows, the Etonians feadiusted their
| eyeglasses, and the servants looked
dignihed aud grave.
mo; guess I'LL let well enough alone
mutmured the little mans large wife.
NAV, this is wonderful, wonderful,