New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-18
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE TALK OF THE DAY.
urn,.,.or co,d Democrats. says "The 81. Leus
c,obe Democrat, WIZ address the Vice-Presldent ~
Cousin Adlar are awaiting recognition Ana only
tcn States have been heard from the hst 30 Tar
as completed runs as follows: 'o"shi Da'nson'
North carolina: Cousin Henderson. Of North Caro-
linn Cousin Brevard OF North Carolina; Cousin
Dovidson OF Fl,rida Cousin Davidson. NO 2, Of
Florida. Cousin stevenson, of Virginia. Cousin Car.
SON Of Tennessee Cousin EWING OF Kentucky:
Cousin stevenson. OF California; Cousin Mckenzie,
NJ Kentucky: Cousin Ewing. OF Illinois; Cousin Ste
vpnsoD OF Texas: Cousin stevenson NJ laah'' Just
enc vice presidential cousin has turned up with tho
announcement that he wants nothing. This notable
aY,cntion 4, Colsn Pat Donan. OF Devils Lake.
y u The relatives have all been up TO SEE Cousin
Adla,. and he has nchcd them that at some time
during the coming week they are to be his guests as
a little family reunion dinner All but che or wo
OF the cousins trace their connection with the Vice.
President through csi Ephraim Brevard. the North
Carolina patriot who sighed the Mechehoufe DecssS
ton Of Independence
Ills wife not to Blame.-Dnwdde-They say thai
sol,.r was driven 10 drink by his wife.
Dihane-O well. he would have gone anyhow.
even II he had been Obliged TO wald.-ttlusoure
Chronicle
when viii The car stove go'' asks an exchange.
We'll. II goes now, Sometimes at the rate Of forty
niles an hour
out OF Form.--Eorrfed swell-Is It possible Yen
smoke 10 that man net Just now NIL.
Companion: ewell-Cvtainy. WY not' Laae
is Unit states senator no N aHa drives nas IN
THAT ali right hut cnfound IT. you ough'nt to
rcc, onizc him ON the street. Iii, spatts and hiS
overcoat aren't the same colG cawnt you see'"
-(Chlcago Tribune.
"Girls. don't marry foreigner says an exchange
.If YOU do. you may and yourself to be only 90
nestle, WI fixing without pay
What Experience Taught Im.T say. mamma
heaven bcaunuler than Anntle Mays pari"
.Oh. ever so much. Johnnie. 49,,
Well. then don't want 10 80 there
g ,c IS, everything IL be too good to sit on.'
Detroit Tribune
In London the arrests for drunkenness are AZ tne
rate Of one for every l75 inhabitants in Birmingham,
one for l53; In Manchester, one for seven'yone' ana
In Liverpool, for fifty.
Missing Word Craze.-Yabslsy- you ever 'acns
any of these MISSING word w cD.y VAS YES, but
could not set her to say it-lndiahapo"s ''u'nAh
tot ms make haste slowly with the consoldauon
scheme 4 Brooklyn editor says that brooA!n
the greatest gum-chewing city In ire Wori0 iae''
are some things that New-iork can't sum-
Real Devotion.-scrgeant-Are yoa prepared to oeo'
for your country , co..o,,,r Inst
| Recruit date bunco steerer)-Cer'aihy 'u''
! show me somebody 10 bleed.-tDetroit inp"ne'
| savs "The spokanc Review: "The special train
hearing the ten big logs destined FOR the fagpoes io
tho Washington Worlds Fair building al 'h'cae' WIZ
be- run In three sections OF fourteen ears eaeI i
! OF tle logs equals the length al seven "a' '',s'
,houch they are loaded IN such manner tha' '~
weight is carried by two Of the cars. WIN 'he "a
co,,,on q, the two largest TIE logs are placed TWO
together OH the cars; but it was Impossible 10 I'.
thn two largest IN that manner OWING 10 'Ae''
euormous weight The two end ears OF the SECTIONS
VIII support tile load on raised block "orMhs va
| a pivot The OTHER cars Will be empty anu N"'
logs will extend over them above TIE cap n'o's.
This arrangement is necessary. OWING 10 INC '"
| In the road
Wanted to see tho sights"Can you wash ~, Wy" y:
dows, Katie ;" asked the mistress oil Inc lie" e"'
Yes. nom. can wash ., 'em p. on the m''d''
But why not on the oit SIDE A., ,,oot,
| I'D have u my back on me sh''"
| oh Won are afraid Of falling out ,.,r, m ss,u,
NO, mom Eut there msI ia Dc n,e 10 miss any.
nm | wouldn't get 10 see H.; ~ "a'e " ' 80
thin, nom. '-(Detroit Free rress'
.T,e s.. Louis Globe Democrat says that M
r,urhsr e ingenious He assures callers hulo'e~
fines a day that he considers himself ue Ss,'aI
~ the peopie": that he is where be Is 10 oe 49,
and that they can't come TOO OFTEN lie Is 'n'
devotcd TO the President. That spirit Oh senNo' -
Grafton which Mr.. Cleveland Invoked JUST 'o'~e g.
o,e,ton + better exempnied In Mr. Ihuroer u'n ~
~ ,,,r ,,en,h,r OF the Administration not excepuh.
secretary Iioke smith, who goes to work every n,o.n.
;, rho Interior Department at 20. Mr. '"N''~
fsls that he has been "called. ,,,
.Nv AMBITION he said the other day. IS s'"rs
,o have Mr. Cleveland say ut the close Vi ~ ,s.
n,nistration that he was not mistaken III p'a,e IN
confidence in ne. and that nave 'er''u A ahudren
| would rather leave sue" - '
; than great fortune
rue % Her Principles Wash your lace IL m.
! Amos "A
, , Ma' when the lady wno was in search Vi '''N
ti.a shrieked:
What! Me!'
why mott" A., .o,,e,, NJ our local brancs
-, ,n ~ g r. t. having anything 10 10 m uss ~,
,ldn@ that had been distilled ana n' IonyynaL
? ,iu"5 Great biz bitter observation-disclosures '0''