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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17

a declaration Of morHagc IN slam Is
simpler oven than e used to le IN SCOT
dand. Yon ask lady 10 marry you ~
merely Offering hrr Hover or taking d
light from d cignrolle, y IL happens TO
tho brides family have 10 put np ~ least
$1,000 apiece for lowry. Unlike Japan.
The Sianfac women are treated NJ
e,hinls, but they cnu seldom read OF
write. The principal impeachment im The
way " marriage IL thar each yenr 10
named after nn auimnl mud only certain
For instance pers1n horn ID he yfaf
~ ihe rot cannot marry With d person
born In the year or The dog. Or pcrsoa
horn N The year III the COW WITH a per
ron born h The ysnr nj ,hp ilger. aud
there ARE similar cmDargocs about months
md days.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17

at was a tremendous moment" Mr..
Ross writes twcnty-four years after the
memorable day. Conscious that ! was
the focus Of an eyes, aud conscious also
Of the far-rcacaiing effect, especially upon
myself. OF the vote ! was about 20 cast,
it u something more than q smile to
say chat / almost looked into uy open
grave. Friends, position, fortune, ivory
thing that makes life desirable 10 ON am
bilious man. were about 10 be- swrlit
away by the breath Of any mouth, per-
hans forever. Not guilty
'gi'he die was cast The historic trinl
OF the age was practically ended"
johnson had not been convicted. Mr..
Stanton at once resigned. and Gen. John
NJ Sshoiield became SECRETARY Of Wur.
Judge SlRnbcry who hal resigned the
attarney. Fenernlshlp 10 defend Mr. John
son, wrs az once rcuonaDgied for that
Office. hut The senate rejected him. Whore
upon William VI Eyaris WIS nnmel and
promptly conhrinad
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17

pariv 10 be responsible. also for great
deficiency 10 the revenue ~ Che uulr'
the collection of revenues being irhn7-
ferrcd after TIC removal If postmastcrs
hy the hundreds to his creatures who
would accent that office lie was held
pre-emincntly responsible for the failure
of reconstruction Beginning his admin
istratiun by loudly pr1ClaiminR his lhtrn-
ton To Enng the rebels, he speedily took
to giving them offices. Clamor0usly in-
sisting that his policy was TO brlug the
states back TO the Union, he directly In
terfered, for one thing Ia keep Alabama
out Not being Al le to make the South
Democratic, De would have produced an
nrehy. Congress had been patient
on his inauguration day he had shaken
his fist IN the face OF foreign Rmbassa'
doris aud tauuted them with their noble
birth. On that dreadful journey TO Chi
cngo and ST. Louis and elsewhere, With
Sherman and Grant he degraded The namt
~ dead statesman, Douglas, aud hun.
died words with mob ia Cleveland.
These beramo the basis Of one article
against him on the trial for Impeachment
He defended the New Orleans riot aud
murders in 81 LOUIS, ana tlis was
charged to hiS account In the trial
As soon as the news came 20 Tie house
Il took up tie question, and VI. C0vodc
Of Pennsylranm introduced o resolution
that Andrew johnson, president OF The
United States, be impeached Of high
| crimes and misdemeanor.
The vote. which occurred The next Mon.
day. resulted ia 100 ayes, ~ noes.
not voting II, Committees were np'
pointed 70 notify the senate, and 20 pre-
pare articles Of Impeachment. Mr. Siey-
ems and Bingham notified the senate.
while The impeachment articles were pro
pared by NcsSrs Boutelle. Stevens. Bing
| ham, j. H. Wilson, Logan. Julian and
lEuulN 81 Anaas A.arla IN MurfNi
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17

u might be wise thing FOR persons
afflicted viii touch Of the Aidcqn
gold fever to call upon 9 y. Reeder who
h d guest Of the Aletobole Hotel. Mr.
ne,-ler is a ,all known citizen u Butte
Nloat liz irn FOE South Afriea' last
lime aud spent elk weeks iu johannes.
t,nrg. Juring alieh be made a careful
inrestignilon OF tie advantages Of ihe
GANG. A. u rfiult VI hls observations, be
adtlst.a Colorado men 10 sihg aNHy from
goi,th Africa. The ROCKY mountains pre-
seirt iuiuapauhly lrguffr rhgncia FOR
efcccss in niniue than cnn be hoped for
~ oiasidfrs who umy hereafter ~ ~ tbs
S,rth Afhcau hr.ds -ffawirai aiming
nea With lnoneg for investment add
.gaI mining engineers and experts might
e,.aafnpfsh aonifhiug nt johanneHDur9"
saia ST.. Iieeder last night hut DO
r.iriin, miner should avoid south Africa
NJ ~ would tle I,es'llgnce. The ely Of
J,bennaainrg has 5000 ichsbitauis, at
jeaai s5.OOJ ~ tile number belng blatl,s,
ornnmaHied with no finining excerpt q
bri.ss.h .flonf or c0lfcr sack. The work
Ia and about the ufnes o performed ~,
in,.f erirfiy by the idAcka who are uaid
~ rtnniacent saiafy ~ 10 10 ~ shilling.
t,er p.ees when ! ieii the rlmu cha
miba nnnerf were preparing 70 reducs
fi. sagf,i % a siandlrd " 80 shlllines Vi
so ni0uth. 40 IS hiie lnan eau live a
IA. a.aires named. and % D. myrtary
bow CO.. niniDg men fnom Colorado anl
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17

The testimony on both sides was CON
cln,ied April ., when Gen. Logan filed
his argument. The fret vote was taken
on May II and. as may be supposed. the
senate chamber Was ihrongcd. The last
article was Yoiel on first 1niriy-iiye
senators declared the president suiliy and
nineteen not guilty. Convicuga. BY he
tWenty-second rule governing the fsody
r,.onjred a twO-fhirls vote Therefore
conTi c.tion on The eleventh article failed.
A1iournnent followed until May p.
Thosa fifteen Days between May IL and
% we're probably uuequslei ~ me HE
torr Of tie c1unirY 10 the eildf1r pr 10
hring about . result IN faFsr d q verdict
upon 20 narrow margin.
ON May % vote was taken on the
second article ATTENTION ceitfrea on III
-prnd Il Ross Rsruhliczin senator from
Eansas No one knew hos BE- would
rofe. aud Oh bis naliot hung me con
yietion OK acq hatt1 u Andrew Jae-1ola- ne
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17

IHnfs Robinson, tho athlete trainer AZ
prinoainh College, Princeton, y. H., tnyai
~ hnsr found n imperative 10 have sure
and simple remedies an hhnd ia caae of
cuts hrulseH HtHlua, hprhlua. colds. rheu.
ninilam, etc Shortly after entefinF hpon
w Ailrouk'a i'orua flneterr I Tried oihgr
plnatrrH. bui found thcm loo harsh aud r.
rlthunE. Alirurk'H pnhis tsaStnrs give al
most instantaneous relief mud ilur
strengthening power q roniarl1ble. IN
rnH'H ~ wHnk hneR pni iwn piaHiera on tho
small u The back hid ~ o siiOrt time you
will hn capable ~ quite seyefs exercise. IN
'euflnr nn1 distance fHris and jumping,
ihr mtfeln0 o. tendans w NE legs and
foot E0thmln's weaken. This ran inNnrlahly
be- relieved by cutting Tho plaster 10 nnrruW
hlrlps, ~ aa 20 give free tnoton, aud ape
plying ON muscles Affected
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17
ANDREW IoHNsoNS TRIAL

uy,o trial on impeachment oil NhlreW
1o,nson was one Of the most menoraole
caees on record. The great result oil way
,riai was 10 clear the political air. to p,aS-
,ir,ly relesatc to obscnrity discrediied'
1,s,,roced executive wl.ile for well anh ,,l,
Ia reasons II did not place upon, i w.,
XII S'D stamp Of purposeful violation OIL 'n'
law. ro,- there had been
,,, rSt Of judicial punishment E.uoI1'sSe7'
Nh o,,d were made in January, l9o,,
p i, lie house would not sustain i'll'i"''
,,nni on fhe evidence suhmlll,tl 49,, ~
Rnr The circumstances gr2Mlhs ~ y, an
s s.r' led 10 4 continuance OF " "
D..,'e5,oont schem" In August; l's,', ~ -
1obnson had requested NJ stsntop no ~
resin he wa portfolio Nr. .' S.S9p tbe
insS ,ltorT a1d apbointed Gen, 6rant , &c
80 If war. ad interim. W. S ~ g,s
rmI;,sI the right Of the piresidenl 10 IN iar
uel,lSlu rim from office ne susi's,si,15i'
pelu rsnar,ed 10 the senate Deeel,flo's e. q,
w =, January ~ tie semgw Ifi1uss, ~
ahn nv T5ersupgn Gen Snni lsls i ~
eil'u ta;ce and Secretary Stanton ~
| euu1ed possession ol ~
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17
JOHANNESBURG THE CENTER OF
THE AFRICAN, FIND
A MONTANA MINER ON THE CAMP


ROCKY Mountain News
Johannesburg, South Africa, Is on tie
lips OF many mining meu Of Colorado %
tbe most promising gold camp 10 uie
world. The enormous output the i'm
nense area Of a1iueralizel ierdtory, lhe
fact that the ore ID free milling aud ihe
reports d great fortunes mas have been
realized during tic last Eve yeana, have
combined 10 aast q ginmor about the
word "Johanneslnrsf which has caused
b,,dreds of American miners 70 turn
tieir faros iu ihe direction OF tlir lurk
continent The iolg journey Of l4,VD
Mills has 90 tcrrors Tor men who iondly
anticipate that 10 q f0y brief years ~
uost they mill board q htaneward'boupd
steamer with M independent fOrtune 10
thdg pOsstuHlou.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17

rt@a began the trouble that led
.,. lngi heated controversy. to bitter
or,rre, between Johnson and Grant a .Ra
IT, ..,.c, fsctional division, in view OF me
nnnro,ebiag presidential eony , no
a ~, Ultimate arraienmeli q Jehnson ., lie
ne Ni1.it..-1,tnei inst Mr. saulgn sl2 3,ti
vas ~ le NJ advisor 10 ihe face oi ~. XXI is
MOI ~ .a ~ preirsts, ,ltere We ~ Nv.
R iSe iaw enacted MarS1 Eat st p sSe
csile59 ,ha, fle officers Of iie c at ~
Yllrql hnii Office during the ZEN - . sn
slou'p ~. ~, hg whom they nay ~. .,.ith
ptt-.i,,S subject 10 remoTnl n' - ~ VIZ,
appo,ll. II the senate ~
ihf - fdends claimed inat WI WI Pat,
'le,i,sS h which the senalf ~ is
5l@ We eHo ,s,os s5 sa' at o. ssi
Ineissii''i si,s ~ president rs,9sIr' in iis
arr ~, i f-om Office aad appointed Nl ~,
$500 l'..,.frnerai I.oreaso le .,,e ye,eived
AM, - ad interim. The s'l,- ,i1'-S thaf
81 WI ~ vsitl. surprise. ana IT., ~ ,fi. 'D''
w n,i5enf had 10 poweI y 1 " Mr.
ihe, il' ~ Nsw Orleans fioi '5s. licso
,es ,ns vas 49, aela BY the hsFas'''-1
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17

stood absolutely alone. refusing to hint 80
his closest friends what hl, action would
be- Mr. Ross forihly described in ScIih.
ner's Monthly lately the sccnc in ile
chamber whcn ~ ualne was reached.
and he WIS asked by the chief Justice
whether the president was guilty or not
guilty undcr thr second article.
Already four Republicans had voted
again.t conviction q'cssnndrn. Maine;
Fowler. Tennessee. Grimes, Iowa, and
Henderson, Missouri. when senator llosa
WAS rpnched.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17
anoyn sAKn TIE OWEN.

Evening News,
Thy countrr, MS for thea
JilluDknllul.
Ily Mans / mne,
love fliy slRnr FnWA,
Thy large hrIfs npgrf bands.
And 90 ihy Fetish eianh.
l1l sage fhee. QwseD.
Hawaii. us f0r thee.
III Hsve fhy feyniiy
On gheshAfu'a plan.
] love fhr fiomp o. Waic
Zen rlOnEH n be fourth rats,
Ergo. for thee I'm make
a Qneen on-hand.
when thou art On iiy throne,
Got ono N Ore iiiam'a h1hs
f'or fhaml0filiM
For igifh man - he
VIII aorre both fhne and mc,
Add knock ont uhafiy
phHfs nov bis game.
] might he tempted now
No pari nlih Gfeshaln'a brow
~ eranlai thinkl
but IN thu canst him lhhr.
Thou silt part cpmpena-'e
T1r nii things fir @ lair.
~ inks. By Juis-
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17

The immediate object Of Mr. Heedor'e
risit 10 Africa was not TO locate OF Jolun'
resburr He had his eye aied on new
rolj region 800 miles further into Che
Interior Of lhc continent, but his lonsing
vac brought 20 sudden termination ~
the war wlhch j. 81 pnogrfe between
King lsobenglilf md tho British South
African company Tie company bought Z
,l.oice tract u 10000 square miles Of
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17

That dread monster. Group las lost
~ tcff6rs Tor ~ suce va hqRau uslng
Chamberlnin's Cough ltepedy Il never
faiIa hi olive sprcily relief D. the most
.agsre cases ana We always hrep b0ifls
N The house. ard recommend iis tNr 20
o,ir ffian1a " li1si. iiliie mics Hrr linhie "a
be attacked VITA group during HE winter
months. lshn II Cnlloin. adiior vf ihe
News. Garland. 1'tk. - nnd 80 eenl
bottles fcr salc by N. T.. Gpmmer aud
j. T.. Nlrks 4 Co, druggists.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17
aIRLs cAaEp IN NEw InlrAIN

The lnhnblllnIsl y n sad by WHIIloel
basc peculiar custom q eoninlns their
girls in cages until they are Oh enough
to be married. This custom II sail 10 10
peculiar 10 the people OF Mem Britain.
The caegs are made ~ ihe palm tis,and
the girls are pnt INTO them Wien two or
three yeats 81 agi' These caers arr
buhi inside Of The housfa, and The giris
are never allowed 70 leave the honsa
under any circumstances. The houses
arc closely fenced in with i sort o.
wirter work made ~ reeds Ncnfliaiion
under The circumstances i readerel DIFF
hfult. The kris are said 70 Hfuw ~
strong ma healthial " spite OF thesa
disadvantages.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17

Here "a fle cDunirr's hfqrt.
Where fha grfss g efcrp
IIfa 81 the efmr sutft life
A " Ger hath b'fn.
Trust ~ Qai niili lives,
Ana ne inii al tlHfu
Iioafs sifh d fhrufni - God
Ger fht rising com.
God come. down ~ ilc rain,
Ana thr ffou grows tai.
This 4 no rollif3 faifl,
-Ssruaza Gale,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-17
PlsToRY OF THE GREAT TRIALS
OF THE KIND.
'HE CASE OF ANDREW JOHNSON
IAe Last Recourse seldom Resorted
toby Any National Remark
able Trial with an Entense-
ly Dramatic Ending.

Impeachment Is the supremacy Of the
'E'--ilorace Greeley.
Wares l, of England and Louis NJ
France are memorable examples Of
f1al Impeachment in Europe, and more
f'ently Louis Phiilipe and his dynasty
''efe deprived of the throne by decree Of
representatives. of the Freuch nation.
Gases of the formal impeachment Of
.faident are rare. Some twenty-five
.,an ago President Mosquera Of the
I'Aled States Of Colombia was deposed
aa ezfed. The president Of Ecuador
'seint The same time, was impeached ny
" house and censurcd by the senate.
~ Tue United States no president has
w been convicted after impeachment.
~ lNio an attempt was made against
nsdeut Tyler, but it failed. lu 1855
-s memorable trial of Andrew ,lohn-
|I1 'pak place. lie was not convicted.
-ahy evil officers have, however, been
TlNaelei, notably Senator william
SCUM Of Tennessee, ia 1871; an asso-
f.is Justice Of the supreme court OF the
t11ned States, Samuel Chase. IN lSi0;
-.-ses OF state supreme courts, and
''leFs m high official position.
IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS.
4 the trial on Impeachment OF a
ns,litnt Of the United States the chief
'..iiee Of the supreme court must pre-
we The main points in the procedure
M Ike this:
committee appointed by the House Of
s''eseuniiyes appears before the bar Of
senate aud officially announces The
y. lliioh Of Impeachment that the hods'
y, adopied. The president Of the sen
N.en appoints select committee e
ine report OF the committee Of ih'
A report IS then made by The
49, eemmittee TO the senate. 'Ihl
So, So lakes action. and is action Is ihci
nAls communicated 10 thu house
~ sicaker then appoints boari o
~ ts-rs 10 conduct the Impeachment
n meg carry 10 the senate the article
lieachment. The action OF tn
st.1 . rad to the senate. which the
~ ' ~. The time when 81 viii resolve il
At9 court Of impeachment" Fac
~'of takes the oath that he viii d
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1893-10-17
The Matter of Flesh Food.

There is no real reason why puppy,
properly bred and fed, should not be as
good as rabbit, but what Englishman
could eat puppy Nor is it "a merely sen
timental prejudice. 1t needed the terrible
starvation of besieged Paris to induce Eu-
ropeans to eat rats and mice, which the or
binary Chinaman regards as dainties. 1t is
said, with what truth we know not. that
since the siege of Paris the taste of the Pa.
risian has been attracted toward sucb
strange meats as horse and donkey flesh.
and that the price of horse meat per pound
is considerably higher now than beef or
mutton.
The flesh of mares was ALWAYS eaten NV
the Tartars, also by the South American
Indians, and to certain extent by their
successors, the Gauchos. The latter have n
theory that horse flesh not only preserves
but whitens the teeth. 1t is hard to imao.
Inc how it can be preferred to beef for be.
sides Its disagreeable color it has a curl
ously astringent taste-London Spectator
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1893-10-17


Il have interested myself somewhat In
looking up unusual causes of death. said
Dr. Elder, "and have met several well an
thenticated Instances where fright was the
cause, The English Surgeon General Fran
els tells OF adrummer in India across whose
legs harmless lizard erawled while he was
half asleep. He was sure that a cobra hal
bitten him. and IL was too mach for his
nerves, and he died.
Frederick Of Prussia was killed by
Tear HIS wife was insane. and one day
she escaped from her keeper. and dabbling
her clothes with blood rushed upon her
husband while he was doing Ia his chair
King Frederick imagined her 20 be the
White Lady, whose ghost was believed To In.
'ariahiy appear whenever the death OF a
member OF the royal family was 60 occur.
ana he was thrown into fever and died la
six weeks, Washington Post.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1893-10-17

was told of an instance which is per
maps not unworthy of mention. On the oc
casion of the fatal accident to a lift IN
farls-l think at the Grand hotel--a few
years ago, lady who was just going upin
It started back, saying, "Oh, there is thai
dreadful man againl" and tried to induce
her husband to come off it too, but he re
FUSED, and was among the killed,
The dreadful man" to whom she 70
ferred she had seen in dream which inc
niece of the friend who told me the slor!
had heard her relate day or two beor
The accident. 1t was of funeral drawn
up at her door, SO pompous as to produce
great Impression on her, presided over oy q
pig, dark man in strange sombrero "a''
rms man she saw, or believed she saw, u
the lift, and the coincidence terrified ne'
from going up in it.-Notes and Queries
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1893-10-17

curious incident delayed Lowelps
transfer to England. The health of Mrs
Lowell at that time was so delicate H.,
she could not be moved from her roon,
MT Lowell therefore wrote to Wnshjn',
ton that he should he unable to accep, he
appointment which WAS 50 honorable In
MIN Just at this moment il befeII tha,
the curtains of Mrs. l.owells bed tonk o.
Nurses ana attendants were frightened ont
OF their senses, she alone retaining bar
presence pre- OF mind. She, who had been helm
less but just before sat up and gave ii
rections for extinguishing the fire and in
one word she received such vitality. If one
ma, may so speak, that she was a new person
me physicians were delighted with the 70
suit OF this fortunate misfortune mr.,
told Mr. Lowell that no difficulty Womb
,oiiow ner removal, and it was thus thar
a. Withdrew Withdrew the letter which he had sent sent
TO washington. To the fortunate inc;5en.
OF the lighting OF a bed curtain ,,i,I
candle was due Mr. Lowelps diplomatic
career in England. Exchange "'''
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1893-10-17

college dance Is generally considered by
young ladies to be very good fun There il
mn adventurous zest in journeyinR TO IA col
iege and exploring it and meeting crowds
oil people You never saw before, and there il
something wild and reckless In being quar-
tered In an odd little boarding house. or
more delicious still in some room in uniyer
sity ball borrowes, by your entertainer for
the occasion. with the owners photographs
and souvenirs hanging about just as he left
them
Then, too, the young men themselves,
s9me OF whom you have met or heard OF
before, try to be very agreeable and do
everything in their power to make you have
good time, II for no other reason, In order
that you may see how superior their college
- TO any other, no that even several season.
ed society girls consider IL worth their
while 10 rum down 10 a college dance and
be amused by these fresh faced Young fell.
lows Some Of them have been coming off
and on for several generations of college
men and could talk interestingly of your
brother In the class Of 10 should they be go
Inclined, They know all about these hops
--Harper's Bazaar.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1893-10-17
Mss. NAeooelN TALKS.


She Makes Some i'hiosoPhio"' o"'''' ~
tions to Mrs. McGiaggerty.
I'D takes tn cake, Mrs McGlaggerty'"
"Fwhat dir, Mrs. Magoogns'
9TH .Iursey City man thet's akin tn di
voasht because his wife dizn't know how to
cuke corn bafe an cabbage Mrs. MeGiag'
gerty."
"Fwhat auare goin sun. Mrs, Magoogin!
"Thrue for We, Mrs. MeGlaggerty," said
the widow. I'D is quare, there's no gam
sayin that But ids quarer shtill that there
shud be amy wuman wud so little slnse
tibet she should go an get marrld wudout
KNOWN how corn bafe an cabbage Is cukeo,
me frirl. Fwhat did she think she was
rettin married fur, Oi don't know Was 1t
to put her heels up an tap NV tn sofeo an
wud pincishons an pillies undher her mead
to loie down IN dhrame sweet dhrames the
whole livelong day, Mrs McGlagsertyS
| Ids all roight an well enoof fur wom-
an tibet gets how'll NV Il Vanderbilt ur an
Asther, I'm tibet kin have sarvints an cukes
ay her own, an tibet has divil q ha'p'orth to
do fran mornin till noight but british her
hair an talk to herself in tn lukin glass
| ids all very noice an raisinable fur daisy
| loike tibet to inther tn mattherynomial
shtate wudout andherstandin how to cuke
corn bafe an cabbage but ids a shame, an
an outrage, an a croime agin tn conJoogal
conventhialties fur gerrul that marries
wurrukin man to be ignorint av id, Mrs.
McGaggerty Id med me laugh fwhin vi
fusht hurd me Daughter Toozy readin
about id; but, begorry, fwhin Oi come to
think about id Oh can't help thinkin but
tn man that axes tn divoasht is roight,
me frind Sure an aft a woman dizn't know
how to cuke corn bafe an cabbage fwhat in
the name of ST. Mick av the Mountain kin
she know at all at all, Mrs. McGlaggerty?
Yurra, wurra, but tn gerruls tibet ar grow
in up ar tn divils in all fur KNOWN nothin
an doin nothin but dhressin an shtoyle an
breakin minis h'arts.
'They don't want to sile their hands aft
they kin help id, but they'll play long Din
mis- an shmoke cigaroots an paint imbrid-
heries an think they're hall an all on
fwhees, so they will, Mrs. McGlaggerty.
But they can't cuke corn bafe an cabbage.
an fwhat gud ar they fur wolves wudout
that, me frind? No wondher TIL min ar
runnin away wud other gerruls an gettin so
many divOashtses, Mrs. McGlaggerty. How
kud it be otherwoise, me frind, fwhiu they
can't have their mails cuked praperly for
thin at home? Wait till Oi show we fwhat
a fushtclars wolfe luks loike wan av these
days. Oh won't say fwhin-but me Cubyan
smash is an TIL marry, an wudnt be shup-
proise but fwhat me daughter Toozy id
have shtepladder for father wan NV
these foine days, Mrs. McGlaggerty r'-New
York Mercury
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1893-10-17
recovered After Twenty y.,rs

MI Hicks Gibbs had curious experienc,
III connection with thieves which encon,
ages nm not to dismiss all hope. NAM
years ago he had his watch ''conveved'; nv
pickpoc6et. After an interval of 20 rea,.,
ne received from Scotland Yard the Vol, g
VI nus watch, the only part left. The policc
making IA raid upon the house of n poto,i
Gus thler, found carefully packed awav n
CORRECTION of the works of watches nj 90
We're submitted to the various nal.
whose names they bore, and the tradesman
from whom Mr. Gibbs purchased he w ,s,t,','
.laceu the accountin his books. The work.
minus 'he case, were returned to tbai,. o,,',,
er.-London News. '''e'r OWN