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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27

Wife-Isn't it lovely? 1t was SO de-
lightfully antique could not resist the
temptation to buy it
Husband-Well, I'll be dinged. Here
I've just been elected president of the
Swear Off Temperance society, and you
go out and purchase an d-fashioned
punch bowl as big as tub.
I'VE needn't use it for punch, my
lear"
What can we do with it?'
Il was thinking we might keep it in
the library. We can fill it with water.
you know, and alongside of it have a
sponge on pretty Japanese plate"
What for?"
For wetting Columbia postage
stamps, of course m Y. Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27
Family Resemblance.

"This is my youngest boy, Mr.. Cyni-
,us," said the distinguished novelist
"They say he is very like me-"
''Does he go to SCHOOL,"
Eyes. He can read quite well, but as
yet he can't write"
Hes very much like you," said Mr..
Cynicus. -Harper's Bazaar.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27

Teacher - How many senses are
there?
Tommy Tucler-Five.
Teacher-That is right. What is your
hand raised for, Benny Bloobumper?
Benny-Please, ma'am, there have
been eleven censuses taken so far
JUDGE.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27
A Different Name.

"Where are you living now?"
"I'm boarding."
"Good house?"
pretty"
ever have hash?''
"My, no; croquettes. Pittsburgh
Dispatch.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27

Alfred (rapturously)-Now. darling.
please name the happy day
Minnie (blushingly)-Three weeks
from next Thursday, Alfred.
Norah Through the keyhole)-If you
please, miss, that's my regular day out.
You'll have to git married IN the early
part of the week.-Tid-Bits
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27
Two Smart Women.


When he was young, and fresh, and green.
But recently escaped from college,
He wrote on science, politics,
Great articles, TO show his knowledge
But now that he is old and wise,
His mind pranhs out in youthful capers.
In frolics, tricks and somcrsaults.
He's writing for the children's papers.
Brooklyn Life
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27
Depending on Providence.

Editor Of the Weekly Windgall ito
visitor)-Smith. you must lunch with
me to-day.
Smith-All right. Are you going out
now?
Editor-No, can't go just yet Do
you mind waiting until the next mail
comes in? There will probably be q
subscription in it.-Truth.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27
The Man for the Job.

First Artist-Well. old man, how's
business?
Second Artist-Oh, splendid Got q
commission this morning from a mill
lionaire. Wants his children painted
very badly.
First Artist (pleasantly)-Well, my
boy, you're the very man for the job
Life.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27
Defined.

"Papa," said Jack, "what is extrava-
gance?"
well, my son." returned the wise
parent, ''if you had seventy-fve-cent
straw hat blown off into the sea, it
would be extravagant to hire boat for
dollar togo out and get it."-Harper's
Young People.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27
Good Thing to Have.

Witticus-So long as the dry goods
man has carriers in his store he need
never buy any more articles of any sort.
Quericus-How so?
Witticus-Why, he always has some
thing he can keep stocking up with
Jury.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27
The Cause of the Trouble.

Betsey and are out to-day,
And this is the reason why:
went to town with q load Of hay
And returned with load Of rye.
Truth.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27

Getthere-Did you ever attend any OF
Miss Budd's at-homes?
De Bore (sadly)-N-o, but I've attend
ed good many of her not-at-homes--
n. Y. Weekly
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27
HO Came Ont Even,

He was weary-faced travelling man,
who had been the victim of every west
srn boom-towner he had met.
He entered the Office of ticket agent
n western city the other day, and,
purchasing through ticket for the east,
said: a
81 have at least made one good in
vestment since have been in this part
If the country"
Flows that?" asked the sympathetic
agent.
Il came out even," replied the eastern
nan as he walked toward the door
N. Y. Herald.
Two Smart Women.
Mother (anxiously)-I am told that
your husband plays poker every night
at the elub-plays for money, too.
Married Daughter-That's all right
He gives me all his winnings
"What? Do you"
"And he always plays with Mr.. Mex
door"
"What difference can that make?"
Mrs. Nexdoor makes her husband
give her his winnings, too, and then she
gives the money to me, and l hand her
what my husband won from hers, and
50 we both have about twice as much
money as we could get out of them
otherwise. IN. Y. Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27
The Only Alternative.

Acquaintance - So you have deter
mined to marry?
Girl of the Period (sadly)-Yes; l see
nothing else before me.-Texas Siftingk
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27

- ~
the Author.l
ATCHING Deer
f o o t m e a n S
twenty pounds
and certain pro-
notion" S a i d
my elderly SER
e e a n t as we
stood in the ivy
covered posch
of the little po-
lice barracks at
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-04-27
Al11l74l75l -Gkssse>
81 E11unO D0untr

Copyright, 1893, by
the Author.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
THE HAWAIIAN THRONE
To Be Restored Only by Moral
Influence.
The Difficulty in the Way of DipIo-
matlc Intervention blythe
United States.
By the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
WASHINGTON, Nov. o. Secretary
Gresham declines to impart any infor-
nation on the Hawaiian subject. The
discussion OF the policy towards Hawaii
at the cabinet meeting on Tuesday
seems to have given information to
some members of the ad ministration
and bits of talk have trickled through
to the public since then. l. is evident
the administration policy is not friendly
to the provisional government of the
islands or to annexation.
There is reason to believe the pro-
visional government in Hawaii is re-
garded as the result of the landing of
the marines from the Boston in Homo
lulu. Well informed persons who COM
ment on these facts point out the diff
Guilty of the United States government
in deposing the provisional government
in diplomatic way after having for
mally recognized it as the law
full government of the islands, received
it's accredited diplomatic representa-
tives and accredited United States
minister to it.
There seems no authority for believing
that the United States minister has
been given power to exercise anything
more than moral influence to secure
re-esta blishment of the condition in the
island that obtained before the recent
revolution but that such influence is to
be tried. Those well acquainted with
the islands believe no mere moral
suasion will ever serve to depose the
provisional government. The United
States navy will view with little salts
faction any effort to restore Liliuokalani.
Officers OF the navy have been ardent
annexationists and an opinion prevails
among them that Queen Liliuokalanl
represents British interests in the is
lands.
Today is diplomatic day at the state
department and among the secretary's
callers was Frank @. Hastings, Hawaiian
charge d'affairs who is in charge of the
delegation during Thurston's absence
in Chicago.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
RICE BEER '
Causes a Revolt in South
Carolina.
Governor Tillman and His Dispen-
sary Law Defied by a Ger
man Beer Seller.
RICE BEER

By the Associated Fress.
ST.. LOUIS, Noy. ga Republics
special from Colum bia, S. c., says: At
the state fair today W. B. Meetz was
selling "rice beer" Governor Tillman
sent word that it must be stopped, but
Meetz refused. The governor told
Sheriff Cathcart to stop it, and Cath
cart said he would make no arrests ex-
cept under a trial jnstice's warrant.
The governor, accompanied by some
penitentiary guards, then ordered the
sales to cease, Meetz telling him he
would only recognize the authority of
state constables when they were armed
with warrant.
The captain of a local militia COM
pany appeared too and said he could not
get his company together. Meanwhile
Meetz dispensed more beer. Then the
governor mustered large posse, armed
them, telling them to shoot if necessary,
but carry out his orders. He marched
at their head. Two of Meetz' clerks
were arrested in Meetz' absence, but he
appeared suddenly and ran the posse
out and said they would interfere with
him at their peril. Governor Tillman
said they could arrest Meetz under the
dispensary law without warrant and
ordered them to do so. "The first man
that crosses my counter to arrest me
without a warrant I'll shoot" said
Meetz. No one tried it. Neither would
Meetz allow his contract to be revoked
by the secretary Of the fair, when the
latter tried to do so at the governors
request. Finally Meetz sold out all his
| beer and war was averted.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
The Atlantic & Pacific R. R.
The Great Middle Route Across the
American Continent in Connec-
tion with the Railways of
the Santa Fe Route"
LIBERAL MANAGEMENT
SUPERIOR FACILITIES,
PICTURESQUE SCENERY,
EXCELLENT ACCOMMODATIONS,

The Grand Canon OF the Colorado, the most
sublime of Natures work on the Earth, indie
Williams or Peach Springs on this road. To
the Natural Bridge of Arizona and Montezuma's
well you can journey most directly by this line.
observe the Ancient Indian Civilization of La
guna, or of Acoma, "The City of the Sky -
Visit the Petrifed Forest near Garlic. See an
marvel at the freak of Canon Diablo. Take a
hunting trip in the magnificent pine forests OF
the San Francisco Mountains. Find Interest in
the ruins of the prehistoric Cave and Cliff
in America across the Colorado River.
T. R. GABEL, General Superintendent, Albu-
auerque, New Mexico. W. A BIssELL, General
Passenger Agent, San Francisco, CAL, and AL
buquerque, New Mexico. 81. s. VAN SLYCK,
General Agent, Albuquerque. N. M
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
Divided Against Itself.

COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa, Nov. o.
Judge Smith of the district court of this
city, upon an application of the Omaha
division of the order OF Railway tele-
graphes issued an order for the removal
of Grand Chief D. g. Ramsey. Papers
will be served on him at his home in
Iowa. The other members of the
grand division and the grand executive
committeeman will also be removed.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
Waiting for the Ex-Cashier,

NFw YORK, Nov. 9.-Phil M. Sheig
and Frank Floyd, on board the steamer
Spree for Southampton. will be ar
rested upon their arrival and brought
back. These are the men wanted for
the robbery of 800, 200 from the Bank of
Minneapolis, of which Scheig was cash
Ter. Lou Floyd, a confederate. made a
fill confession in police court here to-
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
They Wished to Celebrate,

PITsTBURG, Nov. 9.-Frank Bronx and
Charles Fenchtner, two anarchists were
arrested in Allegheny this evening for
distributing incendiary circulars OF a
meeting of the international working
peoples association at Lafayette hall in
this city on Nov. IL the date of the exc
cution of tie Chicago anarchists.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
Carnegie Leaves the Conblne.

PITTsBURG, Pa, Nov. 9.-The an
nouncement made tonight that the
Carnegie Steel company has broken
away from the steel combine and cut
the price on steel rails S. per ton. The
depressed condition of the trade is
given as the reason for the reduction.
The Illinois Steel company it is said
has already met the cut.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
Fatal Sea Sickness,

SAN Francisco, Nov. 9.-The steamer
Umatilla arrived here this evening from
Puget Sound reports suicide at sea.
Harry Innis, young man recently en-
ployed as bank clerk at Seattle and
coming here to accep similar position
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
DR.. MEYER.

DR.. Meyer comes here we'll recommended in
the highest terms of praise by numerous certif-
Gates from the most eminent Physicians occu-
lists, divines, and the most prominent men of
our country.
References: DR.. W, W. Hibhard, DR.. G. h.
Keefer, W. L. Woodruff, Gen. A. j. Sampson,
Howard C. Boone, Rev FIR. Jouvenceau, Emil
GAM, Rev. Vaughn, of this city.
May be seen from $50 q. m. 10 6 p. m. Office,
Commercial Hotel.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
Left the Gas Turned On.

SAN Francisco, Nov. 9.--Mrs. Kohl
becher, who is visiting friends in the
city, left the gas turned on when she re-
tired last night. Her two little sons,
Oscar, aged 5, and Herman, aged Z, who
occupied the same room, were dead
when discovered. The mother is ex-
pected to recover.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
became crazed through sea sickness and
plunged averboard.
Concerning Copper.

LONDON, Nov. "a report from the
United States that syndicate is being
formed to buy all the copper in that
country has attracted some attention
here. 1t has long been supposed that a
clique led by Baron Hirsch held
half of the present visible supply of
copper amounting in value to s., SOC, 900.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
Instruction.
Call for City Warrants.

1 will pay upon presentation the following
numbered city warrants of the issue of 1892,
interest ceasing this 10th day of November,
1898:
AMOS S21, 800, $685. 1914, S25, $780, S27, S2S s29 $50
$751; S32, $685. 1884, S35, $50, $751; S3S, $50, 94O 81,
844, 845 $40, S47, S48, 49, $50, SOL, 49, $685. S54,
S55, $780, S57, S5S, S59 $780, SCI, S62, $685. S64 S66,
S67, SOS, 500, $40, 81, S72, S73. S74.
l. NJ. CHRISTY,
City Treasurer.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
Trouble With the Navaios,

DURAEGo, Colo, NOV. 9.-Word was
received tonight that there has been
trouble between the Navajos and set
tiers at Beaver. A special 20 the Her
aid saws: Great excitement exists and
report is circulated that four Navajos
were killed in the battle with settlers.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10

And spectacIes, and Optician from manv in
situations and from Hospital and Eye Infrm-
ay.
large stock of French Glasses and Rock
Crystal Improved Spectacles
Superior to any other in use; constructed in
accordance with the science and philosophy of
nature, admirably adopted to the organs of
sight, and perfectly natural to the eye, afford
ing altogether he best help 20 the natural Wis
ion ever invented. Used only by DR.. a Meyer,
spectacle and optical manufacturer of Peri
scopic, Pantoseopic, Prismatc, Plano Cylin-
dr1cal and Spherical Cylindrical Glas SEES, Curved
B ue-Eyed Protectors, Goggles and Mica Spec
tacles.
OPTICAL INSTRUMENTS.
Spectsces are the most universally useful
gift which optical science has conferred upon
mankind. More wonderful instruments
abound The miracles disclosed to human
vision by the telescope and microscope are
known to all To such marvels spectacles lay
no claim. But to compensa ate for this their
utility is ubiquitous In the palace of the
monarch and the 'ttage OF the peasant their
beneficial influence IS equally diffused 1t is
remarkable also that unlike most other produc-
tons of art and science, cost Ca add nothing to
their perfection. Those OF the millionaire may
be mounted in gold, and those of the humble
cottager in iron, but the optical medium
the glass lenses TO which they owe their perfec-
tlon-must be the same.
TUE ADVANTAGES.
of these 5pectacles over al others are:
l. Trey eau be worn with perfect ease Tor
any length OF time at one sitting, giving aston
ishing cearGess of vision by candle or any
other art fetal light, comfort 10 the spectacle
wearer hitherto I'll known.
.. Bow to select glasses: II requires pro,
fess1onal guidance, even when good Article is
offered. The Doctor not only has the best
glasses that can be found in the market, but
carefully examines the eyes, and gives indis-
pensible advice Tor The proper selection OF
them.
8. Whsn the eyes pain or ache through the
action of II bright light, such as is reflected
from the snow i'll warm weather. white paper in
reading, writing, sewing. or III vivid colored
bodies. these lenses, by softenipg the rays, eff
feet most agreeable sensation and give great
relief.
4. These spectacles are scientifically ad-
justed to every case of defective sight with
unerripg accuracy, whether arising from
age, strain or premature decay, by DR..
Meyer, on q new aid exact principle en-
tirely his OVID, which las seldom failed to be
correct.
5. Dr. Meyer to signalize himself from the
host of pretenders i'll his profession, submits
for inspection copies of testimonials of the
m ost unqneS' ionable respectability and talent
of America, also a number of certificates from
wellknown G. ntlemau who have used his
spcctacles-the originals of " hich he will be
happy to show those who may equest It.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
Boarding.
Lost,

STRAYED-sTayed from Boyle's 1aneh, on
y the Arizona canal, eight head of horses,
four bronchOs branded L on the left hip and
four work horses branded T G on left hip;
amongst the latter Is a big grey about Is hands
high. Any one returning same will b. re-
warded. W. L. GEORGE.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
For Sale-MiscelIaneous.

Advertisements under this heading &c per
word per insertion, subject to discount for time
and space.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10

EOR SALE-Two desirable resi- 'ence lots
II nicely located and convenient to business
at sacrifice. Must have money. Address box
491, Phoenix, Ariz.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10

NOR SALE-On easy terms ~ acres; good
house, barn and poultry house; mostly all
in fruit; will sell furniture, poultry, milk COW,
ETC., with place. Will sell less than cost if
taken soon. One mile from city. Address
Owner, box SOC, City.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10

L,OR sALE-House; tnree rooms; new; hard
10 wood finishet; insured; good neighDor-
hood; well; four blocks out. $3.50. Buckland,
N. CenterSr
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10

DERSONS DESTROYS of using good fresh home
/ made bread may leave orders at Center
street and will have prompt attention.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10

"OUSE AND THREE LOTS for sale cheap
H Apply to J. W. Parmelee, room l Gibson
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10

Advertising under this heading 12c. per word
per insertion, subj act to discounts Tor time and
space
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10

THOR RENT-Stable with two stalls and car
n riaee houseS also clubhouse room if oe-
sired Apply to P. Minor. office, Irvine Flock
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10
Financial.

Avertislng under this heading 5 cents per
line per insertion, subject to discounts for time
and space.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10

DANCH OF EIGHTY ACRES, miles north.
n west of Phoenix. Apply to J. W. Parmelee
room l ellison Block.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10

THOR SALE Interest in Bicycle Lock in
II vention. Address box 666, city.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-10

I1OR SALE-The furniture of a three room
IL house nearly new. 335 w. Washington st.
LNOR SALE-one 81 BAN wagon fifth chain
Il and stretchers complete and two sets of
harness, all as good as new. Will be sold at
sacrifice. Also three work horses at a bar gain.
Address B. H W. this office.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-09-15
The State Constitution on Vacancies.

There must be a vacancy before a
vacancy can be filled. says the Attorney
General. That opinion did not obtain, 1t
would seem. in the convention which franz
ed the Constitution of Virginia. We mean
that that body did not hold that there
must be an actual vacating, or emptying
of a seat in the state Senate before
writ OF election could be issued to FIJI
vacancies in that body.
The State Constitution provides as fol-
lows.
Vacancies occurring by expiration OF
term shall be filled by the election or
senators for the full term"
Does this Constitutional provision re-
quire an actual physical vacancy to exist
before an election can be held to fill the
vacancy? On the contrary, 1t means that
"a vacancy, which It is known will occur
by expiration of term, may be filed at
an election to be held before the term
actually expires.
The State Constitution further provides
nat, II vacancies in either house of the
Legislature shall occur during the recess
son may be issued by the Governor,
tnder such regulations as may be pres
ribbed by law. Must these vacancies be
ctual vacancies? BY no means. A SEN
tor may resign his seat, his resignation
% take effect at a future day, and yet
before that day arrives. the Governor may
issue a writ OF election to I'LL the vacancy.
What sort Of vacancy? Why. exactly the
same sort CT vacancy which exists
when a senator is chosen q year before
the day his term begins to fill a vacancy
occurring in the United States Senate.
The vacancy IS q vacancy whose exist
ence Is. or may he. known to all the
world.
when the General Assembly Is In ses-
sion, the Speaker OF the House OF Dele
gates may issue writ OF election TO I'LL
a vacancy which the resigning member
officially informs that officer viii occur
a month afterwards. That is, the re-
signing member himself fixes the day
when vacancy will occur. WIN anybody
contend that the Speaker must walt for
the actual vacancy 10 occur before he
can issue a writ OF election? Is 1t not
clear that such a construction OF the
Consultation would deprive the county OF
its representation in the House from
the time the resignation took effect until
The Speaker could put the election maehi-
merry IN motion. and bring O new member
into the House. In fact, but for the teie-
graph. county might, under such
construction OF the Constitution. be de-
prived Of representation for the whole
unexpired term In the House OF Dele
gates.