Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1893-03-19

In Buckwheat there was man who
had been almost everywhere. He had
seen the Mammoth Cave Of Kentucky
and Pixies peak, Colorado His idea
was TO incorporate a company 10 try the
Mammoth cave on over Pixies peak and
chen guess how near she would fit at
so cents a guess. He thought there was
money in 10.
He also spoke OF Colorado. He had
been there. One curious thing ne noticed
there was the purity OF the air. Clear
and pure and rarefed, he said, one
would be often deceived in distances.
Once there was Teller out there-if
| am not taking up your time-a feller
that started 10 ride TO foothill before
breakfast He was tenderfoot. Struck
Denver and was going TO climb bunch
of peaks day till he had seen how they
looked on top. He said he would ride
over and climb over one before break
fast. He gave IL up and took light
tea from the sldeboard at home. On the
way somebody overlook him and found
him stripping off ready TO swim little
irrigation ditch, and the old man asked
him why he pulled of his coat instead
of humping his horse over the ditch.
glitch be ID" said the Young
man, casting aside his porous plaster
with a bitter oath and proportion Of
his back also I'm getting now 30 that
| can Judge distances better than could
this morning" And that was fact too.
He had.
81 thought 1t was kind OF comIcal,"
he added.
1--WE rode on through the boom belt,
including Chicago. and at st. Louis we
met a returning EnglishmaD. He had
been at Colorado Springs, a beautiful
health resort that has always had a
healthy, steady growth, but no boom.
Everything there has always been
healthful, and If he hadn't struck a
night train be would never have known
that anybody died there. He talked
with the conductor and found that the
road was mad because there were so
many health resorts along the line, all
wishing 70 quietly ship their dead be-
tween IL D. IN. and a. m, that II prac-
tlcally made a satisfactory time table
impossible. He was a pleasant com
panion, was ST. George Tart-Paddock,
who had been out 20 Colorado 10 show
the Leaf Lard Dynasty that they we're
wearing their white hunting trousers
behind side before, as II we're. They
have one man at The Antlers who wears
a pair Of white duck riding panties.
Qored or something at the hips, and so
tight at the knee that II takes two walt
ers 10 seat him at the table-one TO hold
the chair and one 70 hook his legs up
under the roof Of the table. His father
made his money by building a large
sausage mill In New York, and then
succeeded in having an ordinance passed
outlawing every dog In town. He soon
grew vastly rich, and his son, ST. George
Tart Paddock, now talks fluently In the
purest stable English aud eats bis por-
ridge with crop.
'In q burst Of merriment beautiful
young girl called him only a pantsey
blossom That took away his JOY Of
living there. No one could look az him
without laughing, for the trousers were
gathered and so fUll at the waistband
that his little coat stuck ont and curled
I'D at the tail like a nasturtium.
but CDuNl lSil gOh rOn1tIiub 4uitc
odd about the country q, Colorado
Sprlngs," he added. "You will not now
tice IL at first, but at last you begin 70
nowrice that the air is so thin and 80
rare and pure that one Is often deceived
/ IN distances
.'Once there was fellow out there-lf
am not taking up your tlme-a fellow
who started 10 rlde"- We allowed him
10 tell 1t. for be enjoyed IL, and be told
IL very well. but when we got the cue
70 laugh great hot tears a. large as hue
kleberries stood In Burbank's eyes, and
be went to bed with hot water cloth
on bis head
Lamarie City Is good town also. IL
Is one Of the two cities Of the new State.
Henry v. s. Groesbeck. who succeeded
I. me ON the woolsack - justice Of the