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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1893-04-21
THE MASTERY OF LOVE.

Love was a stranger. T.
Without lock or key -. 8
He uA.acked my bosom : =, s.
AID took my heart from ma,
Now my heart is subject yl
Everywhere ! go.
Be gentle master, Love, il.
To one ~ho loves you 50. ;.....
In few days and weeks,
In few months or years,
AoSe oroeSht me sorrow vi
And the salt, salt tears.
Oh, Love, come with laughter,
Or, Love, come with woe. ia.
Deal but gently with the heart
That leans upon you so.
.,-'T'
The bees wing is fragile, Il:
The lark's egg is small;
That you took was little,
But it was my all.
Bear the captive where you will,
To high estate or low,
But be a gentle master, Love,
10 one who loves you 50.
Ora Read Goodale in Harper's Weekly;
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1893-04-21
No Use 70 Look for IL,

No Use 70 Look for Il.
I've lost my overcoat !"
Not irreparably, ! hope
Yes; it's gone for keeps. by vile
hung Il up Ii her wardrob Puck.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1893-04-21

Use Cream of the Wheat
Flour
The morning call., 1893-03-20

cradle OF curiosity among the boys along
Second street. and from its odd, sleepy WAYS
and long-suffering disposition has become a
fixture in the hearts OF the children. They
live in hopes OF sometime possessing a SIM
liar playmate of their own.
The burrO's name is Dandy. He is fool
isbly indulgent withmO of the petty an
noyances TO which his small friends subject
nm. but there is one thing Dandy will not
tolerate and that is TO have any one ride for
any length of time on his back.
Whenever this is attempted the burro
trots st0lldy along until it dawns upon his
dull intellect That the boys are trying to ride
him and then he losses his bushy head
wickedly and running his nose between his
forelegs proceeds to buck his annoyers off
into the street.
Dandy's owner has made capital for much
sport out Of the donkey's weakness and re-
serves this little trick 10 spring upon the
unwary.
Yesterday when few choice spirits were
enlarging upon Dandy's fine points, n skep-
ucai newcomer surveyed the burro qulzzi-
cally and was disposed to smile at the fat
tering words OF praise.
Try ride, won't you?" suggested the
irrtated proprietor.
Certainly" said the skeptic. and spran q
lightly upon the donkey's back.
The animal prlcked his long ears In sur
prise. broke into smart trot and stopping
suddenly. pitched the rider into the mud.
The unfortunate boy was badly dazad
and lay quite. still in the street for few
seconds. Then his companions ran IN and
gathering him in their arms carried him
over to the sidewalk. The little fellow soon
recovered his self-poSsession and limped
away covered with scratches and bruises.
Dandy's owner apologized for the donkey
and the affair ended pleasantly. And now
Dandy has another admirer, whose regard
for the little burro is curiously leaYened
with respect
The morning call., 1893-03-20

ndctivagant ard Impatient OF restraint.
And This is why tie Press Cup man Is SO
we'll posted on the houre at which tue milk
man and the baker go their rounds.
Then there is the commercial clubman
who does not know the drummer-beg par
don, the commercial traveierP The man
with the rosy cheek, the ready wit, the
andacous smile, the insinuating address
and the small round bald patch on the top
of his head.
The drummer is essentially a clubable
man. The Travellers Protective Assoca-
ton Is modern institution, but ii takes It's
origin from the commercial mems smoking
room, which has been feature in old-fash-
Toned commercial hotels since the Revolu-
tlonary War-aye, since the foundation Of
the colonies.
For if there is a mortal to whom social
Instinct is dear, and who needs to unbend
and relax after the days cares are over. it
IS the drummer. who knows so little of home
lie that the words wife and children sound
10 MN like pleasant mockery.
10 the drummer the world is an oyster
which he has to open daily with a two-edged
sword. but once the keen competition for or
deTs is over and no man more readily parts
with his load of business cares in the even
ing hours. He may sleep on a strange bed
SIX days week. but he never forgets that
after shutdown his labors are over and he is
free to enjoy himself like other mOrtals.
The drummer then is clubman in the
sense almost of necessity and whenever he
passes through provincial town he seeks
the clubroOm or lodgeroOm as a duck takes
to the water. He may while away an hour
or two in buggy ride on a slack afternoon
on very slight encouragement from any one
OF the provincial pretty girls who 90 down
TO meet the trains in rural towns where
there is nothing else to interest them, but
1t is ten TO one that If there is a club of any
kind in the place the drummer will be found
within its portals at the appointed hour.
The enormous stock of jokes which the
commercial man accumulates in his daily
intercourse with all sorts aud conditions of
men furnish grand medium of Interchange
and good fellowship when number of
drummers meet together. meeting of
the Travellers Protective Club is not a
grave and solemn affair by any means.
The man who has made but few sales dur
ing the day does not let his cares worry
him at night.
The clubman, in his primitive condition,
the genteel Bohemian, the boon companion
and merry fellow generally, is personiied
and typifed in the knight of the grip.
The morning call., 1893-03-20
THE BEACH sAFE-cRAcKER.
Nj. d. Nelson Doubts That He Has
the Pirates Gold.

Tic OOl0s
NJ. ID. Nelson, who is now commonly
known by the residents OF Sutro Heights
and vicinity as the Beach sale-cracker, has
a look of sorrow and trouble on his face.
Yesterday he YEARLY plodded along the
sands 10 take a look at the hole lie has
bored a little over seventeen feet in the
earth, He watched the hole as long as the
storm would allow him to remain there.
with a sign turned away, retraced his foot
stems and took the train for The city,
He does not know what to make of that
hole.
A long steel rod that he jabbed down in
it few days ago brought up something
that looked like iron rust.
That made him happy.
When an analytical chemist told him that
that something was beyond a doubt iron
rust lie was happier.
That iron chest was at the bottom of that
hole or he was a herring. He trOd on air
as he moved about and shook hands with
himself
This Publication lasted till some friend
cornered him and explained that the iron
rust might have been scraped off from the
inside of the iron pipe which lines the
walls of the hole.
The explanation acted like a wet blanket
and the look of happiness was at once
changed TO one Of doubt.
Yesterday as Nelson looked at the hole
he debated with himself whether he had
better devise some means of finding out
more definitely what that chunk is at the
other end OF the hole or sink shaft and
bring the chunk out, no matter what it is
but trusting that 1t is the lonG-sought
pirates gold.
The morning call., 1893-03-20
A CRAZY BANKER.
The Fatal Blunder That
Drove Him Mad.
Daily Little Quasi Deposits of Old
Man jameson, Who Is a
Familiar Character.

What can 1 do for your" asked the
clerk.
Il have a small deposit to make" said the
old gentleman in business-like way.
But this is not bank" said the clerk.
This is an insurance office. We cannot re-
ceive deposit here"
True, / know that. But this is matter
of some moment. 1t is an important tram
saction. One must be careful In making
such extensive deposits. You will allow me.
am sure"
The old man drew forth long envelope
and opened it cautiously. lie placed the tips
oftwo fingers on clip of paper within and
looked up inquiringly.
The clerk was new in the office and mt
knowing the man began an earnest obiec-
tOn An older clerk left his desk for
moment aud stepping to the counter said
II will attend to Mr.. Jameson. How do
you do, sir. Anything new to-day p"
have brought my usual deposit"
The old gentleman produced a slip of
paper as he spoke and laid it carefully be-
fore him. He emptied out three dimes and
four nickeis on the counter. Then he took
up pencil and proceeded TO check off the
amounts.
He wet the tip of his second finger on A
sponge. and touching II dime gingerly moved
it across from the others. He made an
entry on his slip 10 correspond with the
dime. Then he moved nickel over to the
dime and made a memorandum of that
amount. In this way he proceeded until
the three dimes and four nckels had been
carefully counted.
He went over his work q second time 10
The morning call., 1893-03-20
ART AS IS ART.
Some Queer Samples From
City Schools.
The Pupils Have Mastered the Lines,
but Where, Oh, Where, Is
the PerspectiveP

In Superintendent Swett's sanctnm sane
forum at the Board of Education's snug
quarters in the new City Hall there are ex-
hibited with certain glory of background
and display number of drawings guaran-
teed as the work Of pupils studying from
the object depicted.
These drawings are a study in them
selves, and it might be worth while for the
members of the Board of Education TO ex-
anime them.
1t is more than probable that If they were
so examined a number of them would be
taken down as soon as possible.
The great trouble about these drawings is
that the defects do not seem to reside in the
pupil. but in the lack of elementary train
ing in perspective or the want Of such
knowledge on the part of the teachers
The lines are all right in the way of ex-
ecution. but many are wrong in the matter
of direction. The examples here shown are
the work of the pupils OF several teachers,
whose names are plainly set forth. In
other words the pupil is designated as at
tending Miss Ms class or Miss Ms
class, ana it is natural to assume that the
teachers, M or N, as the case may
be, have passed OH the drawings before
they were placed on view.
The first drawing which arrests the at
The morning call., 1893-03-20
CITY CLUB TYPES.
The Bohemian Is Dressy
and He Eats.
BUT NOT THE PRESS CLUB MAN
The Pacific Union Man Drives in His
Carriage-The Travellers Club
Man Talks.

''Let me see how man walks" said the
man about town yesterday, land I'll tell
you what club he belongs to-"
flows that?" asked the California-street
Insurance man.
"Why, the Pacific Union Club man walks
as if he didn't have to walk, bat could just
as well ride in a carriage. The Bohemian
Club man walks as If he owned the earth.
The Press Club man walks fast and swings
his head, as if looking about for stray in
formation to put into print, or for square
meal. The Cosmos Club man walks as If he
had just got off railroad train after long
journey. and so on. They all have their
walks"
Now the Man About Towns just as likely
to be mistaken as anybody, but the clubs
really have their types. There is no mis-
take about that.
There is legend that Beau Brummei
could tell exactly what set any man in
The morning call., 1893-03-20
NEVER A BLOW is STRUCK.
Mrs. Cooper Says Her kindergarten
Children Are Never Whipped.

\hiiuTcI ARE never whipped.
There were many earnest fathers and
mothers who took art in the discussion on
THE Training of Children" in Mrs.
Cooper's Bible class in the First Congrega-
tional Church yesterday.
"a primal principle" said Mrs. Cooper,
'in the training OF children is to teach a
child self-gOvernment at the earliest posi-
BILE point of time. II you wish to make your
child moral paralytic do all the governing
for him.
"a child to learn how to govern himself
must be INDUCED in self-goverument He
will make mistakes, TO be sure, but it is bet
that the mistakes should be made under the
eye Of the parent, who can help 10 correct
them"
question was asked in regard to punish.
ing children. Mrs. Cooper said:
II am not an advocate OF corporal pun
ishment. We have had over fifteen thou
sand children in our kindergartens. Not a
blow was ever struck. There are WAYS of
governing obstinate children without re-
course to blows Arnold of Rugby under
stood this, aud was successful where other
teachers had utterly failed.
ut is fearful thing to take little child
and treat 1t as If II were Nero or Cata-
line. Be sure of this: That father or mother
who receives the little child as they would
have received the infant Jesus and who
seek to train that child for Goo will not fail
to bring that child into the kingdom of
God"
II was remarked that the children of
cody parents often go astray. THAT is
true" returned Mrs. Cooper. but even
though he may for time forget the teach
ing and go astray the promise will be full
filled. and when be is old he will not depart,
The morning call., 1893-03-20

make sure no errors had been made, check
ing each piece of silver on the slip.
"There," ne said slowly, 81 believe that
is correct"
The clerk glanced Mt the figures. Eyes.
Mr.. Jameson, that is right" and be made a
few marks on the blotter before him.
The old man smiled. Yes, l am gener-
ally correct nowadays" he said. 81 have
learned that little care is indispensable
IN these matters. / lost $4,000 once by
being careless"
Then he placed the money and the memo
randum back in the envelope in his pocket
and bowling politely left the office.
That man Is deposit-crank," explained
the clerk to his assistant. He was once a
leading banker of this city, but by care
less blunder in receiving and entering a
deposit lost fortune. The matter proved
upon his mind so continually that the old
man lost his reason. When he at length re-
covered he was mental wreck and crazy
on the subject Of deposting.
He is-stIll well known on the street but
only on account of his strong idiosyncrasy-
He makes dozens of deposits each day,
whenever a clerk will listen TO him. He al
ways does as you saw him a moment ago,
taking his monty away with him.
Apart from this Jameson is sane enough.
He is tolerated everywhere and the clerks
deal kindly with him from pity of his mis-
fortune and in recollection of what he once
WasH
The morning call., 1893-03-20

embraces everything required for passing
through life, so that fellow may drink of
pleasure TO the lees while retaining a full
measure of self-esteem.
Perhaps that is the secret of the imper-
durability which particularly distinguishes
the Bohemian clubmaD. Certainly lie is
sui generis.
The Pacific Union clubman is Jolly. He
is also good business mRn, as a rule, aud
yet he Will talk art to You If you will listen.
lie always knows what stocks are worth, and
can tell you how to order a dinner If you don't
know how. He is generally stout, as he Is
good liver and takes no more exercise than
Is necessary. Ana, whatever else he is, he
is good-natured.
The Press clubman-hOw can you tell
him, when you see him?
Why, it's the easiest thing in the world.
It is Just like tile story of the naughty
little boy who pointed at forlorn- looking
individual on the street and said, "Oh, ma.
look at that repOTteri"
Hush, my dear; You never know what
you may come TO yoursefP'
Only the press clubmen sometimes under
goes metamorphOsis and blazes forth in
clawhammer coat and frilled shirt front,
puts off his Bohemianism with his old
clothes and then cuts prominent figure at
receptions to distinguished actors and liter
ateurs, while the editor is perspiring with
anxiety in his overheated den and wonder.
The morning call., 1893-03-20

tention of the visitor 10 Mr.. Swetrs sane
tum is a representation Of box.
At hasly glance it is inferred that it is a
desk with a raised lid, but on closer inspe3-
ton 1t is seen that the pupil was uninstruct-
ed in perspective, and has each of the
retiring lines" on the way to a separate
vanishing point, instead of making all the
lines converge.
The second drawing which challenges
criticism is a tlOwer-pot. which is all right
at tor, but all wrong at bottom, the latter
being represented by a straight liue instead
OF n curve.
There is the same trouble with teapot,
in which the curves have evidently bothered
the young artist con sIderably, and what
with the fiat line at the bottom and the irreg-
ular curves amidships, the whole affair looks
like Britannia metal pot set on red hot
stove and rescued In partially melted con-
dition.
A pair of opera glasses are fairly drawn
down TO the waist" but below this every
thing is al skies and sevens."
The vertical lines which should follow
the perspective of the curves have been
drawn ION general principles" and the
general effect is that Of the last rose OF
summer,
A tea cup and saucer would be all right
only THAT the observer is supposed to have
one eye above the table looking into the cup
and the other on level with the bottom Of
the saucer, the sensation being that of
man who has been trying to follow stimuli
taneously the performances in q three ring
circus.
Object drawing is the best and most prac-
tical method of teaching the finest of the
fine arts, but an elementary knowledge of
perspective would not come amiss in works
placed on exhibition.
The morning call., 1893-03-20

crowded Bath belonged to by cursory
glance at his clothes.
In the same way tie Bohemian Club man
Is nnmistakable.
He figures in San Francisco society as
distinct type as the Caucasian in the
races Of the earth.
What is the difference between him and
other mortalS?
Who knows? Yet it is there
owl Is stamped in no uncertain way on
clothes and mlen, air and interests.
Not tile out-all-night, disreputable ''owl"
appearance popularity ascribed by ;he ig-
norant to the bird. Rather the placid we'll
led, sleek, well-plumed, dOwny favoTite of
Minerva, who, as everybody knows, was
the goddess of intellectual culture.
The Bohemian Club man is usually COM
fortably covered with adipoSe tissue He is
large, yet little things tickle him. He is al
ways TO be caught by a good story" and
the stronger and more wildly the point is
brought out the better he likes 1t.
On this subject, however. he is peculiar.
he has been educated into looking TO cer-
tain sources for his wit. and firmly believes
that there is little TO be found outside the
membership roll of the club.
He is invincible in chess. poker, baseball
I'm theory and in ordering dinner. But he
Is the despair of the matchmaking mamma
or the belle OF last season, who is fearful OF
the 'sere and yellow leaf" Once in while
he immolates himself by appearing at a
society gathering, but as general rule con-
Slders that in conserving the sum of the
city's art and literature, the club does
enough for the community.
In vague, general way he holds that the
world centers round the club, at least
locally. OF course, there are other clubs,
but they are little heavy OF boyish. The
club, he thinks, as whole is infalibe. and
The morning call., 1893-03-20
SAVE THE FALLEN!
Rev. DR.. Hirst's Strong
Plea for Chastity.
HELP FOR WEAK WOMEN.
The CaIl's'' Stand Against Inmor-
Atty Is Freely Praised From
the Pulpit.
ELP FOR WEAK WOMEN.

Despite the rain very large congrega-
ZION filed Simpson Memorial Church last
evening to listen to Rev. DR.. A. e. Hirst
preach the third sermon of the series on
,ociaI problems, his subject being "The
Alabaster Box; or the Remedy for the
Social Evil"
He plefaced his discourse by saying 1t
was high time for the pulpit and the press
TO take strong ground against the increasing
immortality Of the times. He had received
nne letter saying kind and encouraging
words, and another anonymous one little
threatening In its tenor. Anonymous let
ters be despIsed. He continued:
81 am glad to feel that part of the press
Il this city at least is making use of the ink
roller of the printing press as a battering
ram against forms of evil. l think that
may be notably said of THE CALL.
Il have no hesita ton to speak of 1t here
this intelligent presence from the simple
fact that so much of the public press IS
-eeking with pollution, as | shall be able TO
show before l have done tonight And
The morning call., 1893-03-20
AN ANCIENT RUIN.
The Walls lettering and
Crumbling.
PROPS PREVENT COLLAPSE.
One of the Dangerous Relics of Bygone
Days at Battery and Conn.,
mercial Streets.
PROPS PREVENT COLLAPSE

Relies of bYgone responsibility are many
of the haunts of the early pioneers which
are being gradually doomed to oblivion
Away back in the fifties then elegant"
block was erected on the southwest corner
OF Commercial and Battery streets.
Many an old-timer has slept beneath the
hospitable roof that weathered all sorts of
OF storms.
But times changed, and with them came
the turning Of the big roOming-house Into a
store and office building
Another revolution In the business affairs
of the city took place and the long three
story building was occupied by large
wholesale manufacturing firm.
= Then came the influx of Chinese, and
with them came another change in the Ca
reer of the structure. The upper floors
were rented by KwoDg, Kong, Hee & Co..
The morning call., 1893-03-20

ing when Mr. Gutter is going to turn up
with that copy about the Cow Hollow
chicken-fght.
And yet some of these dandy clubmen will
on occasion tackle. detail that involves
imminent peril of life and limb as cheerfully
as schoolboy would climb promising
ample tree in the fruit season, and turn up
afterward at the club TO crack joke with
brother knight of the quill as If the grim
story he has just turned in for publication
were 200-word account of a strawberry
festival.
The members of the Press Club are not
all newspaper men by a jugful, as the say
ing is, but there IS q comfy of letters, and
the professional men who can appreciate
literary work ana do little scribhling
themselves are not welcome as members.
1t IL Is the wee sma' hours that the humor
of the Press Club man wells forth in the
greatest pfofusiJn. Then he is no longer in
fear that his brother member is getting
scoop on him.
Exactly when or how the Press Club man
goes home to bed is sometimes a mystery
10 himself. II Is not that his libations are
Of necessity excessive, but the habiry and
instincts Of the fratersity are essentially
The morning call., 1893-03-20
In Their New Sanctuary.

The congregation of the First United
Presbyterian Church has moved from the
old location on Mason street. between EDDY
and Ellis, to the more commodious quarters
on the corner of Golden Gate avenue and
Polk street, lately occupied by he Central
PRESBYTERIAN Tabernacle. A very large con-
gregatiOn attended the dedication services
yesterday morning, at which tile pastor,
Rev. NJ. NJ. Gibson. preached very able
dedicatory sermon. About $4,000 has been
expended in repairing and Frightening up
the ediGee, and IL is now handsome house
of worship. The old building will be sold
som.
The morning call., 1893-03-20
FUNERAL OF J. D. CASE.
A Prominent Forester Laid to Rest
Yesterday.

Many of the friends and associates of the
late j. d. Case assembled in B'nai Birth
Hall yesterday morning, where his funeral
services were held. The funeral was under
the auspecies of the Ancient Order of For
esters, MIR. Case being the junior past grand
chief ranger at the time of his death.
Many beautiful floral pieces were dis
played. among them being beautiful chair
presented by the Knights OF Sherwood, A.
.. F., another from the Companions of For
estry, A. o. F., and one from the Grand
Court of California. A. o. F.
The services were presided over by Rev.
DIR. RentOn of Stockton, who paid high
tribute to the character of the deceased ana
his good and generous deeds.
After the services were over the remains
were borne 10 Laurel Hill Cemetery, where
they were Inferred. Various lodges from
the Ancient Order of Foreste:s and United
Workmen marched in body to the Gem
etery. preceded by the First Regiment
Band. The following were the pallbearers:
r. ID. Barker, NJ. c. Culver. David Cohen,
James Hendy, George Grissel, Charles
Plattner, s. a. White, J. ]. Sparrow and R.
A. Summers
The morning call., 1893-03-20
SWEDISH JUBILEE.
A Great Scandinavian Orator Invited
to Come to This Civ.

Three hundred years ago the Lutheran
Church was established in Sweden and is
now the church OF the State. This three
hundredth anniversary OF the establish
ment will be celebrated throughout the
world wherever q church Of this denomina-
ton exists by special services.
The great Swedish Bishop and orator, DIR.
Won Schwelke, will way his first visit to the
United States and will be given pressing
invitation to come to California and make
the acquaintance of the band of Swedish
Lutherans VINO meet in the little church on
Mission street, near Ninth.