The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-08-17
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is nisd biz mother
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tbs rlsDtssioSi Topssy We'll. nesii
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golssls csllsEs dovn sisir.) So Oh
ma. % has Loaf bis collier butter M
Well. hauy AID ists the psrro, osi o
,bs room aud b.Sg The cage 10 The bail.
Old Friebd-- What In the world 10
dHoed 700 " call ihsi chlld Bsseast
Mother - ! did il becsass every obs say
EsreDse is sweet.
-Afssr The honey moon she lsseetIy
--whs. would living he without mef HI
--tsioomilyl Cheaper
--Rs,on ssl,zer Where are those oys.
bn ordered 90 the ball SHELF Waiter
Don't get impsisstt, cab. we're dtfii,
shot on SHELLS. bu, yo're peIt.
old ifisnd-W. your daughter.
marriage successi No, tess - Oh certain
~ She's travelling 10 Europe on the ali.
mony.
-iiieks- Oh, poassusei A man oouid-
mt get Intoxicated on ginger ale. All II
smoup,s 10 10 sweeteued wster With Z II,
tie air 10 IT, Wick's- That's II. He was
sir tight
"A man once vent 10 Bishop Wilmer
" The Protestant Episcopal Oh urch. Well,
my dear cir, said the Bishop. the creed
cannot he chsnsed. But, answered this
man, ! cent swallow this creed. Well,
then, responded the tuhop, you will have
70 change your swallow.
--Missionsry--I have come four thous,
and miles TO till your people about the
white mans God. King OF The Csnuibsl
Island -Tbsts sll right. hui arst wan !
70 kno~ how you stand on the Briggs
q Question.
Il hear that Leauier 10 very sick. DO
you kno1 what bis complaint lsi The
doctors call !, nervous pfostrstion, DO
iievs Nervous prostrstion How did be
sss that Over res,. Isuppose.
Doctor Nov. Johnny. put on, your
tongue and let me see II. Johnny Well,
I'd rather not I've been wolloped often
enough for making faces at Jon behind
yoar back.
-Mrs Po,ts--I know that one OF The
yonng men who visit you 90 regularly is
your brother, bat who 10 the other one
Mary Aon : Yrs'm, ono Of EN- 10 my broth
or, and and eue.s the other ia going
10 be his brother 10 Law after q little
while.
Guest Bot what does this extra
charge OF 81 mcsni Landlord The cham |
bermsid says she found you bsthed In
'ssrs. We always charge 80 for bath.
The Thermometer is an exceedingly
valuable invention. bnt II adds to the mis-
Try OF great many Poop e.
Mrs Lovely said be earnestly, you
ave noticed these missing word contests,
know. Well, ] have one want you 10
isip me With The sentence l.. Will you
b. mi - Can you suppose the lacking
wcrd. dear oney Yes, said she mesninely
= Sister.
Broth, Podberry sud denly remarked
'srson Wilgus 10 the midst OF his die
'ourse, ~ you seem 10 be the only mem,
Der Of the congregation who is swsie, it
night be Just IS veil for you to come up
lsrs IN the pulpit. where can repeat the
tstof my sermon toyou in conversation
u tone II will save my voice and also be
sss snnoyi log TO tine light sleepers.
Stranger 80 that's the United States
tesmer Michigan, Is IN don't see any,
hing % remarkable about her. Old Set
Ter = You don't hey, Sir,Lske Micbissn
- NAM after that boat.
90 The fret day Of small Deans 81,
sndsnced sch oil be came home 10 .
igbly jubilsn sort OF mind. Oh, nam,
'sl be cried in excited and s1ult.nt tones
shst do you think: I've only been 70
chool one day and have learned 70 say
ystbsr and neyether instead Of either and
either.
-Mother-Well. Willie, your School.
lsstss Ia dead and the school 10 closed
al after the funersi. Willie (convsles-
snt) Mamma think I'm we'll enough
. 60 out nov. aside Bu. Ill have .
elapse after the funeral. you bet
--frsrd on Saburbsn Train - hare
uoh pleasant home thst never 40 ont
vsalnss What DO Jon do 70 psssthe
Imss Oh, play With the babies until they
o TO bed aud then hgh, with ny wife the
'st Of The evening.
"A chemist was called up the other :
isht by the ringing OF the night bell. /
q opening the door he found . young
smsel who told him she was going to
lonie thai morning and Vas ont OF rouge
he prudent drugsis. turned her Of silh
10 assurance tha, be hadn't the stock 10
'ver cheek like hcra
-Coufonud iti exclaimed Jackson. uhsi
stupid teller that iewsler Hl How cor I
qaired hs friend. Why, told him The ;,
b sr day wanted eosrsved 10 the 81 :,
,sensai ring the letters from A 10 g. d
ON Arthur 10 Zenobis. you knov--spd o.
10 idi,, vet, and pu, 10 the whole al p
aAl,~l
--Ansiqns Msiden-- AN sorry ] must
fuse yoas OIL | am sure never 10.
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