The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-10-21
WIT AND HUMoR.

THAT just fills the BILL" said the
robin as he seized q fat worm.-.LoWeil
Courier.
Hitch your wagon to a star if you
will, but look TO the strength of the
harness.-Puck.
Lovers are fond of star-gazing be.
cause of its s~igh-dear-eal suggestions,
-Bostom Courier.
Horse Dealcr-I always pick my Gus.
toners. Friend-Do you? | was told
that you skinned them-Brook!yn Life.
Tcacher-John returned the book.
In what cast is book? Duh Boy (astc,
long Observation-Disclosures News.
1t won't be long until the coal-deal
er's victims find him lying in weight
for them once morc.-Bubalo Courier.
The summer girl is generally loaded
TO kill and should be labeled, "Charm'
ing, but dangerous."-Steep Brook Ba.
zoo.
The man who "has the pull" m a pic
mic is generally the thoughtful chap
who has brought u flask. Boston But-
lettR.
During the day the soldiers in camp
haven't too good n time, but aftcl
dark the fun is i'll tents.-FhiladeiDhio
Times.
The Chinese language has only 45C
words. The rest of it is expressed
with ti%recrackers, CieVeland Plain
dealer.
When q man comes to ask you for
your opinion he really asks for your
confirmation of his own. -Atcbison
Globe.
Cynical Editor-Ah, it's the way of the
world. We never .strew flowers on a
mans grave after he is Teas
SylingS.
The man. who knows it all is gen
orally the man who accumulates the
least as 4 result of his Knowledge
Troy Press.
When the modern Romeo swears by
the silver moon Juliet makes 4 prompt
discount Of 45 per cent.-Baitimore
1me7ican.
"The cooking school enlargcss wom-
ans domestic sphere" so, yes. She
is apt to change husbands o%ftenner."-
Washington.
after the bawl is over" the baby's
father can leave off dancing up and
down the floor at midnight and sleep.
-Boston Gazette.
National Park leap so high is because
they are composed of spring wnter.-
LotoeN Courier.
Guest-This bill of fare isin French.
Waiter-Yes, sab; but the prices is in
English, sab. Mos folks goes by dem.
y. Y. Weekly.
"Soled out" he mnrmured TO HIM
self, as the father of his best girl gave
him Il lift at 9 o'clock in the morning.
Harrington Press.
"Are you i'll a position to let mo have
that $40 you w mep" mo. I've just
lost my position. Can you let me have
another en?"--Iruth.
as Thompson in business nowP"
"Only in Il very quiet way. He is
silent partner in n deaf and dumb in
stitute."-hndianapoiis Journal.
First housewife-Do you use con-
denscd milkp Second housewife-No;
ours seems to be expanded. "How?"
with water."- Washington Star.
"How do you distinguish an old
fowl from a young oneP" by the
sceth." "Come, no joking! Fowls
have no teeth" But ! have!"-Li
Sec9lo.
When a parliamentary division ends
in n free fight both the eyes and nose
are apt to have it.-LoweR Courier.
THAT" said the rapid young man,
as he pointed to his steam yacht, us
my floating Indebtedness. p Washing
ton Star.
If some people think they can crawl
through the needles eye into heaven
they're going to get fAttadct-
phta Times.
"Weally," said Mr.. Gilgal, az it gets
to be the fashion for Englishman to en-
gage IN physical contests I'll hNve TO
dwess like an Amcwican."- Washing
ton star.
"You get out of this kitchen or I'll
call my husband" screamed tho hard
faced nj "Yon ant got no hus-
ohil' lStct'Ct Ill. lIulEtN LA HIS.
"lf seech a iookin' woman rs you had
o husband, he'd be in here doin' tic
cookin'."-LndianapoliS Jo,smaL.
The eminent lady finaucier has
turned up in Cincinnati this time.
She was notified by her bank that she
had overdrawn her account by 800.
She sat down, wrote a check for 800
on the ane bank. and promptly for
warded it to make up the deficiency.
1t would be interesting to hesr her
views on the present financial crisis
and the way to meet it. - Boston
Herald.
Friends your new man nn arts.
tic poser? Photographer-Nevsr saw
his equal. A young lady from Chicago
came in recently TO have her picture
taken; and what do you suppose he
did2 lie sent out aud got a hammock.
swung it here in the gallery, aud
photographed her in i'll II have no
doubt it made n pretty picture" Eyes
Stree. Head close TO the camera and
feet way of in the distaaee."--M. Y.
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