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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
JACKsoN's FIST.

1atal TO the JACKSON'S FIST.
fighter who does so, for in a critical
moment the bones are liable to srap.
The great danger to the bones is
when a lighter lands a swingingA low
on the forehead or on the bsGk Of
the head. In such case the point
of contact is on the thumb and
knuck es Of the index finger, and
they are extremely liable to fracture
or dislocAtion.
The most deadly blows to the one
who receives them and least danger
Gus to the giver's hands are the blows
delivered on the point Of the jaw. on
the neck over the jugular, in the pit
of the stomach and in the region OF
the heart. A blow on the temple is
also classel among the most danger
Gus, but more than ono, it has &C.
CURED that the man who delivered
the blow broke his fist. This acct
dent is due in measure to the man.
ner in which the blow is delivered.
but mainly to the fist not being in
first-class condition. The best
hands in the world, even when
coupled with tremendous hit
ting power, are well-nigh useless
when pluck and science are lacking
The sketches represent the fists OF
men who are champions-mcn of
might and proves. They are the
men who make the money, and by
their fists they make it. Who can
pick the fist that next year will Ie-
long to the only champion, for there
can be but one?
Corbett has long, well developed
hand, with long fingers. Under as
siduous aud careful training his hands
have during the last three years
grown extraordinarily strong and
large They are now perfect, and
there is little danger Of any accident
occurring during the progress Of a
fight. Jackson's hand is somewhat
similar to Corbett's, save that it is a
trile larger and harder. Jackson's
hands are naturally hard and strong,
so that it. takes but little time to get
them into condition. Mitchell is
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15

Headache Is q universal complaint
and every woman who has headaches
at all has them in distinct varieties
known only to herself, and they arise
chiefly from Overstrain. Nervous
1rritability, insomnia and hysteria
arc all OH the increase among fash
ionable people. The mania to learn
everything. from political economy to
clear-starching, causes women to do
too much. Women who succeed in
living up to the exigencies OF the
season are pale, worn and highly
strung. A London physician advises
that the society women take a whole
days complete rest in bed once in
every ten days. This advice is meant
for hard-wOrking women Of fashion
who keep late hours.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15

Gown, chest extended. and the leg
moved from the hip, the whole figure
above being iDmovable The move
ment from the knee is said to be the
secret OF bad walking. combined with
the discomfort of tight shoes and
high heels, which turn the figure in
q most disgraceful manner. A short
brisk walk is beneficial, while tramp
Of miles results in utter WEAKNESS.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15

vice many years.
He was Consul General at Alexandria.
Egypt, during the Arab Pasha rebel
lion and his ability then won for him
the post OF Ambassador. He has
since been Ambassador to the various
European courts.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15

mats to this cOun.
try holding the
lesser rank of en-
vOy5 extraOrdi-
nary and minis
tiers plenipoteni-
airy. The Baron
holds q high posi-
tion among the
diplomats of Ger
many and has
been in the COR.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
Points for Girls.

Your mother is your best friend.
Have nothing to do with girls who
snub their parents.
Tell the pleasantcst things you
know when at meals.
DO not expect your brother to be
as dainty as q girl.
Exercise, and never try to look as
II you were in delicate health.
Introduce every new acquaint-
ance to your mother as soon as Iossi-
BILE.
Don't think it is necessary to get
married; there is plenty OF room for
old maids, and they are often happier
than wives
Enjoy the pleasures provided for
you by your parents t. the fullest
extent They will like that, as a re-
ward, better than any other.
Take care Of your teeth at any
cost OF time or trouble, and do with
out new dresses rather than neglect
needed visit to the dentist
Most fathers are inclined to over
Indulge their daughters Make it
impossible for your father to spoil
you, by fairly returning his devotion
and affection.
Never think you can afford to be
dowdy at home. Cleanliness, hair
we'll dressed, and smile, will make
a calico look like silk or satin to
father or brother.
DO not Quarrel with your brother;
do not preach at him, and do not
cOddle him. Make him your friend,
and do not expect him to be your
servant, nor let him expect you to be
iS-Drake's Magazine.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
Pounded Oy Wupncr

The pianoforte upon which Wagner
received his earliest teaching In
counterpoint and composition from
Theodore Weinlig, of Leipsic, has
Deen added to the objects in the
Wagner Museum in Vienna
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
HE REPRESENTS GERMANY

bnron sanrIna-Jcltsct, Ambassador to the
United States.
Baron Anton Saurma-Jeltsch is the
nrst German Ambassador to the
United States, former German dip!o-
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15

handicapped in
the m a t ter of
|dSts. His hand.
is very loose
jointed, big and
fat This loose
n e IS interferes
seriously with his
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
Who Stole That whisky?

y. MILES, Stetson.
vile, Wis, says that
an inquiry was lately
made If Gen. Q. z.
Blank, in command
If q division encamp-
ID at Clear Greek in
August, 1862, ever
found out who stole
his whisky. So for
40 tho ur;tar Lro-.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
The Men Who Enlisted.

1HE law of the
United s t at 9 9
makes the arms.
bearing age from
IL to 45 years.
and all persons
between tn s 9
ages are consid-
cred as enrolled
in the militia
and subject to
military d u ty.
Tie same rule
holds in Indi-
ana. d urin g
the W0r a con.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
What Woman Could Beat This.

At the Dusseldorf Exhibition q few
years ago q gentleman showed a nos.
tai card upon which the whole of the
0rst three books of the Odyssey were
written. the remaining space icing
dlled with the transcript OF q long
debate which had taken place in the
German Parliament q short time be-
fore. The whole card contained
81, 900 wOAlA
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
NATIONS AND MAIDS.
FAIR WOMAN'S DOlNGS AND
IDEAS,

Eashionable Women Who Go Day and
Night Without Regard to HeaIth-Indi-
vtduality In Dress-The Art Of Walking
Points for Girls.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
HUMOR OF THE WEEK
STORIES TOLD az FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRESS.

Many Odd, Curious, and Laughable Phases
Of Human Nature Graphically Portrayed
by Eminent Word Artists of Our Own Day
"A Budget Of Fun.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15

THERE are 632 colored school ohi,.
Sren IN Cole County, Missouri, 3fo
ooys ana Enc same number Of aisla.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
FIGHTERS. FISTS.

characteristics Of the Hard Hlttine
"Dukes" Of Champion Pugilists...
To-day, az Of old, the gladiators Of
the world meet in the ARENA flstic
one-and do batJle. The sport may
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15

Mrs. B. O Flower, the accom-.
piished wife OF the editor OF the
Arena, waa the guest OF Mrs T..
Stanley McFarlane at her home on
Blue Hill avenue early in the week.
Mrs. Flower. who is a patron of dress
reform, wore blue.blac blouse or
Jacket with silver lace trimmings,
turkish trousers and leather leggings
There Is something so modestly at
tractive about Mrs. Flower that one
entirely fORgets the unique costume
In her presence. She wears Grecian
ana empire robes in the house, and
favors the easy loose flowing gar
ments in preference to all. = b..
ton Courier.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
He Caught the Bird.

DMIRAL JOUETT
tells aRodd story of
. blockade runner.
he was in command
of the Metacomet at
the time. The
blockade-runner re-
ferred to was O slip
perry vessel. She
w00 an Cu,$k Al,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
Sleeping Car Arrangement.

A lady writes, urging the intradu c-
ton OF special sleeping-cars for W.
men, on which only women servants
should be employed. Theoretically
this would undoubtedly be desirable
reform which men as well as women
would favor, since the usual mixed
arrangements are probably not agree
able either to men or women How
ever it is to be feared that the plan il
not practicable. From a womau's car
of this sort, conductors brakemeu
ard all other men would have to he
excluded, or else there would be no
advantage except to the men in the
other cars from which women were
excluded; and under our present sys-
TEN OF construction this would be
impossible. Men would still have to
make throughfare of the car in order
to carry it on the train at all. A
separately curtained portion of a car
would seem to approach nearer to
practicability. AS matter Of fact,
40 serious trouble results from the
present system, though it is often
inconvcnient and disagrceable to both
men and women. Boston Transcript.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15

pu8HtSC Tic
serve and receive the most attention.
for on his hands does the bruEt OF
battle fall. A great deal depends on
the pugilist himself in regard to
making his fist what it should De-
Some inexperienced fighters make
fatal mistake in permitting the joints
OF the phalanges of their index fin
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15

Jreads a lecture to
t h g fashionable
women who keep
themselves going
day and mig h +
without regard to
health or comfort.
Half the lis that
woman Is heir to
cOme-so say the
dOctOrs-frOm the
fearully high pres
sure at which they
We NOWADAYS
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
THE BATTLE-FIELDS.
OLD SOLDIERS TALK ovEn
ARMY EXPERIENCES.

Tho Blue and the Gray Revive Incidents
Of the Late War. and in . Graphic and
Interesting Manner Ten Of Camp, March
and Bsttls-ThEiuiae Incidsasa
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15


hap is neither
so bloody nor 90
dangerous, yet
many q man has
been killed by a
blow from his
fOeman'S fist.
The hands Of
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15

gers to project
beyo Il d the
others w b e u
t hey close
t h G ir hands.
This mistake
often proves
fatal to the
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
TAs Art Of Walking.

An English authority says: 1.-THE
body should b held erect shoulders
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
Too Highly Strung.

r1HE Gentle 7
Jv~nx1.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02
pertinent ana POINTED,

Mitchell Republican, certain pro-
portion OF the people is in favor Of un-
limited free coinage, which would
ultimately mean a silver basis.
A certain other proportion IS in favor
of absolutely d%emonetizing silver for all
time, which would mean a contraction
of the currency, on the gold basis.
Each of this class OF mono-metallists
is as sordid and selfish and unreasonable
as the other.
But the great mass of the people of
this country desire the use Of silver I'M
der such limitations as will guard
against imitation on the IL hand and
contraction on the other. and will give
us always a stable dollar.
And we have the eminent authority of
the best Republican financiers on tho one
hand endorsed by eminent Democratic
authority, headed by President Cleveland.
on the other hand, that the only way to
bring about this use OF silver is by inter
national agreement.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02
FOR tie worries Fa1r

80
Round trip tickets will now be sold
from Kimball to Chicago for S2l.oo. good
for 30 days. These tickets arc good only
for continuous passage and are good on
all trans and entities holder to sleeping
and chair car privileges.
where the Goose Hangs High.
Iriquols Chief:-A gentleman just from
the far east, in talking with this writer
on the train one day last week remarked:
why, my dear sir, l cannot soc wherein
the people Of South Dakota have any,
thing to complain of. Your farmers have
raised more than enough to eat and feed
their stock and have a surplus to sell
even in this year of universal drouth and
light crops. You all have n conf ortahlt
place to live and your towns are not
crowded with unemployed men. Now
you should go east and mark che differ
ence. Hundreds of thousands Of peoplt
out OF employment, without a dollar
saved for a rainy day and their families
! suffering for bread. Ii you South Dako
tians kick under the present condition o
affairs. you don't know when you ar
we'll off"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02
" y "
SURE TE1NG.
Old Cases of Malaria Neeu NO
Longer he Iuyalids.

Ola cases OF Malaria Need No
Longer be Inyalids.
There is no trying to dodge the fact
that Quinine will not always cure
malaria. While it is doubtless true that
large doses of quinine or some other de-
.rivative OF Calisaya bark will cure more
cases Of chills and fever than any ether
drug, it is equally certain than in
chronic malaria it is, in a majority Of
cases, a fiat failure. In every malarious
district there are thousands of people
who continually take quinine and yet
continually have more or less frequent
attacks of malaria. These facts need no
argument. Every person who lives in a
malarious locality knows them to be true.
A remedy capable of curing these eases
of chronic malaria that quinine will not
relieve would be a great blessing to
humanity and produce a genuine sensa-
tion in medical circles. This is exactly
what the remedy-Pe-ru-na-will do. 1t
cures all those old and stubborn cases OF
chronic malaria that have taken quinine
perhaps for years without result. A
thorough curse Of Pe-ru-na is sure tC
remove the malarial poison from the
system.
A publication containing the latest
information concerning the nature and
origin of malarial poison and the cure O
malaria in all its forms ia being sent tt
malarial sufferers in all parts OF the
civilized world by the Pe-ru-na Drug
Manufacturing Company Of Columbus
Ohio. 1t will be sent free to any address
for q limited time.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02
THE KI1IBALL GRApHIC
CLATE r. TINAN.
The Official Paper Of Blule County.

"a (. -Fag- ya-.sE r.-.a a
Kyle is for free coinage of silver OF
course. SO is the pickcrel statesman from
Sioux Falls-that was evident some time
ago. And now Capt. Lacas has tumbled
into the free silver camp, body, boots and
britches. He excuses his present attitude
on the ground that he is representing his
constituents and not his own personal
views. Possibly that is the correct thing
to do. Possibly all congressman should
do the same. But does the Republican
party Of South Dakota believe in an in
Hated currency? Last fall Capt. Lucas
talked long and earnestly in the Kimbal]
opera house against the dangers Of 6at
money. Was he preaching Republican
doctrine then? If so is he preaching
Republican doctrine now? To a man W
a tree it looks as though Old Shady wa
agin Cleveland.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02

In one of the Sunday schools at Olym.
pia, Oregon, is u little Chinese boy who
takes great interest in all the proceedings
says an exchange. When impressed with
the propriety Of bringing a nickel to put
in the contribution box, he PROMPTLY re-
spo1a:odi, sat as lie parted with it he ask
ed: "What fo?" The kind teacher re-
piled: cts for Jesus, my dear" The
second Sunday the same question and the
same answer. The third Sunday the
same, but now the little CelestieTs eyes
opened with earnestness as he further
asked: Jesus allus blOke?" Reply OF
the teacher is not recorded.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02

People have little idea of the extent
OF the Great West. Take the state Of
Texas, as IN illustration. 1t is fifty-fom
times as large as Connecticut. The man
who fears that ho could not elbow his
way around in the crowded west without
chafng the nap of his coat sleeves may
gather some solace from the statement
that the entire population of the globe,
l,400,0o0,oG souls, divided into families
of five persons each, could be located in
Texas, each family with u house on a
half-acre lot, and there would still re-
main 5o,o00,0O vacant family lots.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02

A Yankton correspondent Of the Sioux
Falls Argus says that newspapers and
correspondents in this state are making
a great noise about the artesian wells
near Chamberlain and speak of Brule
J county as the banner artesian we'll coun-
ty of South Dakota" and then goes on to
state that Ea!,kton county lays way over
us i'll wells. We layn't read any blow
ing about "artesian wells near Chamber
lain." As matter of fact, seven OF Brule
fcounty's big gushers are 25 miles or oyel
distant from Chamberlain and near Kim.
ball and are located in townships directly
contributory to it. In a year or so il
will be quite impossible to drive out OF
Kimball any distance without crossing 6
stream OF water.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02
"A Leader.

Since its first introduction, Electric Bitters
has gnined rapidly in popular favor, until now
it is clearly in the lead among pure medical
tonics and Notwithstanding nothing which
permits its use as a bever age or intoxicant. IL is
recognized as the best ard purest medicine for
all ailments of Stomach, Liver or Kidneys.-It
will cur Sick Headache, Indigestion, Constipn-
ton, and drive Malaria from the system. Salts
faction guaranteed with each bottle or the
money will be refunded. sold by f. L. Miller
Druggist. (2l
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02
The Funny Post1naster.

A funny postmaster recently sent to
the postofice department a new set Of
post Office rules, says the New York
Telegram. They were:
A pair of onions will go for two scents.
Ink bottles must he corked when sent
by mail.
1t is unsafe to mail apple or fruit trees
with the fruit Oh them.
Alligators over ten feet in length are
not allowed to be transmitted by mail.
As all postmasters are expert lingnists
the addresses may be written in Chinese
or Choctau.
Persons are compelled to lick their
own postage stamps and envelopes; the
postmasters cannot be compelled to do
this.
Persons are earnestly requested not to
send postal cards with money a:lers
enclosed. as large Sums are lost in that
way.
John Smith gets his mail from 674,279
%postot1ices; hence a letter addressed to
"John Smith, United States," will reach
him.
Ducks cannot be sent through the
mail when alive. The quacking would
disturb the slumbers of the clerks on the
postal cars.
1t is earnestly requested that lovers
when writing to their girls will please
confine their gushing rhapsodies to the
inside Of the envelope.
Nitro glycerine must be forwarded at
the risk OF the sender. II it should blow
up in the postmasters hand he cannot be
held responsible.
When watches are sent drought the
mail, il the sender will put a notice on
the outside, the postmasters will wind
and keep in running ordes.
When you send a money order in q
letter. siTays write full and explicit
directions in the same letter, so that any
person getting the letter IAN draw the
money.
When letters are received bearing no
directions, the persons to whom they are
intended will please signify the fact to
the postmaster that they may at once be
forwarded.
The placing of stamps upside down on
letters is prohibited. Several postmast-
ers have recently been seriously injured
while trying to stand on their heads to
cancel stamps placed in this manner
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02

The past year has been Il prosperous
one for South Dakota, as shown by the
assessment returns. Farm lands have
increased in value, new settlers have
moved in and the live stock industry is
constantly on the gain. The total val
uation OF all property listed for taxation
exclusive of railroads, telegraph lines
etc, amounts to 1921, S67,477, a gain of
$lO,O0O,O00 over that Of 1892. The assess
ment Of Brule county, after being equal
lied, is $%2,060,3S6. Last year it was
Sl,S11,1S5. The county has 1888 head
OF cattle, 5,114 horses, S.6o5 sheep and
1876 hogs.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02

We have gone to Australia for our bal
lot law, why not go to China for our
banking law? There has not been a
bank failure in China for the last five
hundred years. There is only one little
law in China for banks and that is quite
simple, too. The China law provides
that if a bank fails and cannot pay all
depositors and every cent due. within a
certain time, the banker shall have his
head cut off. These simple laws are
beautiful because OF the brevity and
effectiveness.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02

Mason and Dixon's line, to which fire.
quent reference is made, is the line be-
tween Pennsylvania and Maryland and
Virginia, surveyed by Charles Mason and
Jeremish Dixon between December, 1868,
and December 26, 1857. 1t is parallel of
latitude 80 degrees, 43 minutes, 1868 sec
onds north. The line as laid out began
at the northeast Corner of Maryland. AID
runs Pa miles due west. The Importance
OF the line "a due to the fact that it
marked the northern limit Of slave ter
ritorY before the war.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02
Euoxlen'e Arn,oa sa!yc.

The bat .a!ye IL tt. wcc!d &c. Cuts,
Bruises. Sores. Ulcers. Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores. letter. Chapped Hands,
Chilblains. Corns. and all Skin Erup,
tons, and positively cures piles or no ply
required. 1t is guaranteed to give per.
feet satisfaction or money refunded.
Price IS cents per box. For sale by f.
:. Miller.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02

The Desmet Independent makes the
following pat reply to Republicans OF the
Tom Reed stripe:
1t is amusing to see all the Republican
papers agree that the present panic is
due to the lack OF confidence in the Dem
Ocratic administrations. If these Repub-
lican editors will take the time to look
up the returns Of the last election, they
will find that the people have more con
fdence in a Democratic administration
than in a Republican by a considerable
majority.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-09-02
Guarantee Cure.

IL one which is guaranteed to bring
you satisfactory results, or in case Of
failure a return Of purchase price. On
this safe plan you can buy from our ad-
yertised druggist a bottle of DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption. It is
guaranteed to bring relief in every case,
when used for any affection of Throat,
Lungs or Chest, such as Consumption,
Inflammation of Lungs, Bronchitis,
Asthma, Whooping Cough, Group, etc,
etc: 1t ls pleasant and agreeable to
taste, perfectly safe. and can always be
depended upon. Trial bottles free at
Ailler's Drug Store, l