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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21
Fun In a Boarding House.

Considering all the pleasures Of board
ing house life, especially the gentle ex
elements connected Herewith, it is yer,
strange that people are beginning NOR,
and more to desert these interesting hu
man menageries and choose instead thai
compromise between purgatory and
housekeeping-hfe in a fat. In the large
cities enormous apartment houses are
being erected in ever increasing mum.
bers, and the better class of them. par.
tcularly those supplied with steam or
furnace heat, fill rapidly.
But what right minded person would
not choose a boarding house instead.
where you never have to mind your own
business at all, for your fellow boarders
always mind it for you? If you are wild
ow' they find out exactly when your hus-
bRnd shuffed off this mortal coil and what
he died Of. If you are a widower, they
know just how often you glance across
me dlnlng room at the pretty typewriter.
II there Is any unusual noise in your
room, they even apply their eyes and
ears to your keyhole to see if something
Is not going on in there prejudicial to
good morals. They are death on good
morais-other peoples, that is-the
jewellers in the average boarding house.
Not only ladies who have nothing to do
but attend to their neighbors' private af-
fairs, but men also, engage in this pleas
ing task. Their souls fill full of wisdom.
gentleness and human sympathy in pur-
suit OF their grand and lofty occupation.
IL you want person who is kindly. sim
cere and courteous in manners, particu-
Larry in letting another boarder have a /
chance at the tenderest celery, the big
gest oranges and the choicest bits of tur-
key breast, go to the boarding house.
A fashionable New York boarding
house has just become the arena of eight,
lawsuits. The landlady is broken up
financially, two doctors are broken up. /
husband has sued for divorce, a lone
woman who raised all the muss by the
keyhole and private detective business
got herself knocked down and has sued
for assault, likewise Islander, and almost
every variety of lawsuit known to legal
science has been entered against this
boarder or that, all because a lone and
virtuous woman persisted in her efforts
to find ont whether her fellow boarders
were virtuous in her kind of a wav or
not.
But the saddest feature of all is that
our efforts to guard the morals and man.
ners Of our fellow boarders seem to be
appreciated by nobody at all.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21
What Wrong?

Poor, pretty little Princess Kaiulani
OF Hawaii, heir expectant to Liliuokala-
mis- throne, does not take it at all kindly
that she Is to be stripped of her glory
and her expectations and be just rich
young woman in private life, as the
United States government and the Ha-
waiian commissioners propose she shall
be. She asks, somewhat pathetically.
Have | done anything wrong that this
wrong should be done to meg"
Yes Kaiulani, you have done wrong,
and we can tell you what it is Even
you, innocent and sweet as you are, have
been guilty of crime. Your crime ia
that you believe in the divine right of
kings and queens. You believe that by
mere virtue Of condescending to be born
you have the right to rule over nation,
and that its people must maintain you in
royal state and utter idleness, giving you
every luxury. while they toll daily for
bread for you and themselves. You
would not give them any equivalent for
Gil you cost them.
No king or queen or royal family ever
does give snch equivalent. They do not
govern. for it is only the representatives
OF the people who have sense enough to
govern. Every king. queen. prince or
princess who is thrown out of a lob
marks one step more in the progress of
.swr1ls
itary right of kings to rule must be ex-
ploded quickly, and the sooner it is done
the better for the race It is an idea
that has no right to Turk anywhere in
this age of the world. The really royal
soul builds its own throne by its own
deeds, and none other has any right to a
throne.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21
The Irish Home Rule Bill

The home rule bill, which is the crown
ing glory of Gladstone's life, will give tc
Ireland, IT it is passed, government ap-
parently about half way between our
American state government and that of
a British colony. The body for local
sell government created by this bill will
not be called parliament, but legis-
lature, the upper house of which will be
called legislative council and the lower
one legislative assembly They will
do most things that our state legislatures
do but in the place of a governor will
be the lord lieutenant of Ireland. an
pointed by the imperial government.
He assisted by a cabinet called PRIV
council, will constitute the executive de-
partment The lord lieutenant has a
veto power over bills passed by the legis-
lature, and the queen has a veto power
over both the lord Lieutenant and the
Legislature though this royal power
wonfd be seldom used. The queen of
England would not dare use the veto
power as even the governor of state in
our Union frequently does.
The Irish will still be represented in
the British parliament, but the men,
oers OF the house of lords or commons
will have no vote on questions that con-
Germ only Great Britain or any part
thereof or on bills for raising money
anywhere out of Ireland A member of !
the Irish legislative council holds office |
eight years. The term of the legislative |
assembly is five years. Ireland must
bear the expenses of her own govern
ment. and her share of the duties, Gus
toms and public revenues will be set
aside as fund for her use. Out of this
which is called the Irish consolidation
fund, must be paid back the loans and
aHotments made under the land pur-
chase act at present existing. This act
Is one under which public money may
be loaned to small farmers desiring to
buy the land they till. After three wears
me Irish government itself may take
charge OF the sale and letting of land in
Ireland
Inc royal Irish constabulary and met
roPo1tan police placed by the British
government in Ireland and around her
'oast to preserve order and prevent SNUG.
lung. will gradually be reduced and
inally abolished as the Irish home gov.
rnment replaces it by officers of its own.
The lord lieutenant may hold Office six
Iears, and man may be appointed lord
lieutenant no matter what his religious
,elief is.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21

We are glad to observe that Washing.
tons farewell address was read to the
United States senate on the 22d day of
February But it is wonder some SEN
ator did not rise and move an amendment
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21

You may have all the gay entertain
ments and festivities in Lent that Won
want if only the object Of them is to helm
the church and the poor So fashionable
society has decided
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21

Hon. } Sterling Morton. MIR Cleve-
lands secretary of agriculture, is a wild
over with four sons, but no daughters
Ii he can live in Washington the next
four years and come out a widower still,
he is brave man.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21

The development of the lumber trade
within the past few months on Belling-
ham bay has been phenomenal, and il
the increase in orders continues to be as
marked as at present it will not be long
before every mill on the Bay will be
under full Roadway. The Cornwall
mill has found it necessary to put in
more machinery, which will increase
its pay roll by the addition of thirty
men, and with sufficient orders already
in to keep the entire force working day
and night all summer. At present
every lumber mill now in operation on
the Bay has more work in hand than
it can well care for, and if the orders
from the East and abroad continue to
pour in the mills which have hereto
fore remained idle will be compelled to
steam up and get under way. The in
dications are that the present output of
lumber is but a drop in the bucket to
what may be expected if certain plans
now under consideration have a sue
cessful issue, the promise in that direc-
ton being exceedingly bright.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21

The name of the steamer City of New
York was changed to simply New York
when she was naturalized and became an
American ship
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21

II you want good and wise city gov
eminent, elect good and wise men to
municipal office.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21
FAIRHAVEN WEATHER


Recorded IN Henry Engberg
MONDAY, March, 20-Temperature, a..
m, IS. p. m.,56, 8 p. m, f2. Mean temper
ature, AS. Barometer, morning, 1903;
night. 29.37
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21

"The use OF 'Castoria' is so universal and
its merits so well known that it seems work
Of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach"
CARLOS MARTIN, D. D.,
Eew York City.
Late Pastor Bloomingdhle Reformed Church.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21

For Terminal and Interior Points the
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21
for Infants and Children.

"castoriaisso well adapted to children that
Recommend itas superior to any prescription
Known to me-" II. A. ARCHER, M. D.,
III So oxford ST., Brooklyn, ny.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21

Castoria cures Collie, Consultation.
Sour Stomach, Diarrhea Eructation.
Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes d.
gestion,
Without injurious medication
For several years have recommended
your Castoria, and shall always continue to
do SO as 1t has invariably produced beneficial
results"
EDWIN F. PARDHB. NJ D.,
"The Winthrop" l25th Street and 7th Ave-,
New York City.
COMPANY, n MURRAY STREET, NEW YoRK.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-03-21

No. and No. 10 Sundays only.
. M. l., sTANGRooM SUPP.
The Yellowstone journal., 1893-07-07
The sailors Got SeclusiOn.

Years ago. when the full rugged man
o'-war was right in line" the Hartford
put into Boston harbor and dropped
anchor off the Charlestown navy yard
one fine day. The Hartford at that time
was as much an object Of wonder and
admiration as the gallant New York or
Boston is today. and visitors hocked
aboard her in great numbers. Her cap
tain. an obliging man. made every effort
to see that his visitors were well cared
for. and personally he showed party aft
er party over the ship. AT the mess
hour it was his habit to take the curious
down to the berth deck that they might
see how the sailors ate their meals. That
was before they had tables on board the
vessels Of war. and when the mess cloth
was spread on the deck.
The sailors did not mind this at first,
but after a time it became irksome.
They came TO the conclusion that theil
privacy was being interfered with, and
so finally they decided to put a stop tc
it. The next time the captain took
party down to show them his happy
family as it paid tribute to the inner mar
an old salt, the acknowledged leader
reached for a certain bowl. This was thu
signal. and forthwith dozen sunburned
brawny arms were stretched forward to
ward that self same bowl. and a lively
tussle for possession ensued. The cap
tain stood ashast. Such unseemly con
duct paralyzel him, but before he could
recover there was an apparently vicious
"scrap" going on, and before hjs visitor
too This was too much for him, ant
afterward the sailors partook of thei
meals uninterrupted Globe.
The Yellowstone journal., 1893-07-07

One Of the sublimest effects IN nature
is occasionally seen by those who climb
the tall and isolated peaks of the Rocky
mountains in Colorado. The dryness OF
the air and the strong Aeat Of the after
noon sun cause rapid evaporation from
tine brooks, springs and snowbanks on
the mountain sides, and this moisture,
rising on the warmer air. condenses as it
reaches the cooler, thinner atmosphere
about the mountain top. The traveller,
looking down, sees clouds literally form
ing below him and growing thick and
black every instant. 30 that as they
reached ms level tf,ey roll skyward and
IN huge masses Of vapor Cnat eclipse the
view and bury aim In darkness. Light
ming occasionally leaps from the clouds,
and mountain top Ii particularly bad
place 10 be IN al sucn time. The stone
signal service station OF Pixies peak has
been nearly wrecked by lightning more
than once.-New York Sun.
The Yellowstone journal., 1893-07-07
&, Called Men Nliiliners.

Against tailor cut dresses draped by
women We ent r no kind of caveat, yet
it would seem III the highest degree de.
SIR k taat the de .:.,lle.it OF millinery
should not be invaded by men. The adj
vocates of female labor contend. 1t Is
true. that men suffer from an incurable
incapa,itv to b,sild Donnnts. CONNER
cially they may be practically ''man
milliners." hut technically and artistical.
" it is only daughter of Eve who can
construct that airy, mysterious and al
tcget..er delightful structure. first rate
fashionable bonnet.
An optilnist has declared that if fe-
mile of fair capacity. good taste and
approved skill as a neediewoLcAn wore
locked up by herself in top attic with
nothing on her work table but an onion
a tomato. some bits of colored paper. a
few feathers and some red and white
tape and green ferret she would be able
in the course of Il few hours to construct
a most eleg nj bonnet which. however
coarse in texture it might appear to the
eye. would photograph in most pictur'
esque and symmetrical aspect. whereas.
were the s,;;llfulest of male artificers in
trusted with a similar task and viii.
carte blanche in the way of silk, velvet,
plated straw, rare feathers. beads. jet.
spany!es and artificial flowers. he would
not succeed in producing anythinE be-
yond "a rude clumsy and ungainly sim.
uiacrum of Il bonnet.
As IA maker Of hats, equality with if
not superiority over the other sex may
perhaps he claimed for the man. He in
vented the ladyy's hat. he adorned it. he
beribboned it. he plumed it and he hand
ed it over to RuDens, Nandyke, Gains.
borough and Reynolds to be perpetnated
as monument of mastery skill and ele.
gance in their deathless canvases.-Lon
don Telegraph
The Yellowstone journal., 1893-07-07

4 Rare Treat.
Don't you think Dangers playing 90
the piano is rare treat:'
"Yes, if you mean it is not we'll done. :"
Yale Record
The Yellowstone journal., 1893-07-07
Tie Har,iroo,N "!sCy."

The wa-,."o0m DO. nn nohi'. ii man.
of-war is often as old as many of those he
serves, but the old fashioned title and
form of address stick I" him. Wartroom
boys usually are colored inen or foreign
ers. Nhen IL II:ytian or Jamaican negro
is obtainable. ne is regarded as catch.
This is truer still of the Jap. The latter
seems to understand by instinct to re-
member multitude OF details without
effort and obey promptly and without
question. Philadelphia Ledger.
The Yellowstone journal., 1893-07-07
THROUGH TICKETS

Are sold al all coupon Offices Of the Northern
Pacific Railroad To points North, East, south
and Nest in the United States aud Canada.
The Yellowstone journal., 1893-07-07

The ibis, the sacred bird Of Egypt. is
not peculiar to that country. but is found
in considerable numbers in the south, in
Florida especially. In st. Augustine and
other coast towns it is no unusual thing
to see an ibis i,erched on the ridge pole
of house or stable or stalking solemnly
about yard. for the bird is easily tanned
and seems to oe fond of human com-
pany. st. Louis Eeplblic
The Yellowstone journal., 1893-07-07

Near Dayton, Or, there IL well To-
cally known a. the well Of frozen air. ,
IL drilling il d stratum Of frozen clay
and grave was encountered a. depth u
55 feet. Alter passing through five feet
% TINS numerous cavities were eIcoun-
tersd from winch cold air came with
sGarp gust. lIe escape Of tie air from
TIE vel Iua. We ueagd dsls.Ace ot
The Yellowstone journal., 1893-07-07
six Months in Hades,
\ truly marvellous tale of to-day.
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IN GREAT
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What The independent says :-"Once again
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I II. ..Sauntcrings'' columns are inimitable
Its society news, especially ut the 'ongs OF the
100 of New York. Boston. Philadelphia hicaIo
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The Yellowstone journal., 1893-07-07

will probably constitute theme of ridi-
cule and will be subjected not to por-
trayal, but to coarse and vulgar carica-
ture for the merrinent Of the friends Of
the British travelling cad.-New York
Tribnne
The Yellowstone journal., 1893-07-07
THE DINING CAR LINE.
Dining Cars on all through Trains.
THE PEOPLES LINE

The peoples highway from Chicago. St.Paul
Duluth and West Superior to Win
uipeg. Helena Butte, Missoula. Spokane. Tao
oua seattle and Puget Sound.
The Yellowstone journal., 1893-07-07

Gen Pass. aud Ticket Agent.
~. Paul. HlnD
The Yellowstone journal., 1893-07-07
TINE GHEDtIE..

No J. Pacific Mail, west daily 8 90 pm
No 4. Atlantic Express east daily -.... 8 zIa.rl
for Rates Maps, Time Tabies OF Special In.
formation. apply to Agent Northern Pacific X.
r. Al Nllrr Gtty pT.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-12-28

tude toward the hero of New Orleans. There was faction in the Louisiana leg islature in strong opposition to the gem eral sentiment of adoration for the gen. eral, and its power was such that when the officers and troops were thanked by resolution for defending the city and state the leaders name was omitted from the list of those to whom gratitude was expressed. This open slap in the face set the people ablaze, and to add to the ex- citement a sheet was circulated at the in- stigation of member of the legislature wherein divers acts of the victor and his prolongation of martial law were vehe- mently attacked. This stirred Jackson's blood, and he ordered the arrest of the legislator. Judge Hall of the United States supreme court issued writ of ha- beas corpus in the case, but the prisoner was not released, and more, the judges action was declared to be a violation of martial law by Jackson, who promptly expelled him from the city. There came a time of course when martial law must cease, and then the judge returned to New Orleans and had his innings
 Before his bar the general was haled, and promptly he obeyed. His entry into the courtroom was not noticed at
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-12-28

town, and where it is plainly understood that failure means n nooSed rope, we be- lievo that depositors may rest easy. We would simply advise the cashier to be a lit tie more careful with his figures, as some of his depositors are men who shoot first and hunt for the mistake afterward.
 A FAIR VERDIcr.-Some of our citizens arc inclined to critiCise the verdict of the coroner's jury in the case of the Scott yer sus Thompson affair, but we fail to see how it could have arrived at any other conclu- sion. We were an eyewitness to the whole affair. Tuesday afternoon Jim Thompson, the deceased, who is generally referred to as Cousin Jim," rode into town on a cay use he had lately purchased over in Utah. He claimed that the cayuse was used to being ridden into saloons and having the privilege of prancing around while his rider popped away at the various articles of use and ornament. He further claimed that the animal was lonesome and homesick for an affair of the sort, and he set out to ride him into Scott's Palace saloon. AIr Scott is a genial, whole souled man and does not object to little fun. On several different occasions We have personally rested our guns on the bar and smashed the shoppers of various decanters, and he has always taken such affairs in good na- ture and never sent bill under 80 days He was willing to allow "Cussin Jim to enter on foot and shoot at anything in the place, but the man was pigheaded and obstinate. He must come in on his old cayuse or he would raise a TOW. Mir. Scott met him at the door and warned him away. He refused to go and kept urging his animal at the door. When MT. Scott seized the cayuse hy the bits. Jim fired at him and Crazed his left car. He was about to pull trigger again when the patient and kind hearted proprietor of the ginmill whipped out a derringer and bored him. Had we been in Mir. Scott = place we should certainly have bored Jim at least five minutes sooner. There were five other persons in the saloon. and all were agreed that MT. Scott used every reasonable effort to avoid sending the pigheaded man from Goose Creek to join the innumerable cara van. He will not only bear all the fun eral expenses, but send $ ill cash To the late lamented's widow. Indeed he has acted so white from beginning to end that "Cussin Jim" ought to esteem it n great privilege to bc put out of the way through his instrumcutality.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-12-28
EDUCATIONAL ECHOES.

The average salary of a Russian school master is S6 month.
 The number of university students com. pared with population is greatest in Spain and Belgium
 An article in the constitution of Massa- chusetts prohibits the appropriation of state money to sectarian schools.
 Over S6O OOO, GOO has been invested in Chi cago's public schools. Their maintenance costs from S5,OOO 600 to S6, GOO 900 d year.
 The Swedish Lutherans in America have over HOO students iu their three colleges at Rock Island, Ills; LindsburG, Kan, and St. Peter, Minn.
 The fellows of Balliol have chosen to go outside their own walls for a master and have elected MT. Edward Caird, professor of moral philosophy in the University of Glasgow.