New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-04-08
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so much Dragging by the Democrats ana the'r even
more zci1Ous Independent friends ABOUT "na' "''
Cleveland INTENDED to do and about the pecu'l'r y"
uerorty OF all the to he appointed 10 ONCE 'na'
criticism was invited beforehand. we were gwen
understand that Mr. Cleveland would change the oid
mn,bod NJ Cling the Offices and would personally
The character OF the 100000 mer requires
N FIJI the Offices but that senators, Cohgress
mon and committee chairmen are dictauhg the app"n'
mems and paving personal debts in the old way poor
"a r. was with the result that men are not De'na
chosen for merit alone, but for influence aiso''
usher at Centenary Church h,y az nSht recenv
but he did the best thing he coaia uhura e and hs
The room Was osa window from the top
but failed. Then he took down tne ~ q, ams
carried 1t ont OF doors EVERYBODY coo'u '' ~ ''''
-(Atlanta Constitution
A candidate for the Office OF County Clerk IN oregon
has issued the following address to the voters
"I present myself as q candidate for the ONCE OF
County Clerk for the following reasons IL can con-
scIentlousy claim TO possess the requisite quahnca'
tions-honesty and capacity. 2-ifavihg Deeh con-
sIstent server Of my fellowmen, not through term
~ office but through lifetime, / am entitled TO
expect a helping hand in my time OF need. That
time has arrived. Lastly-This Is my ois luz 'hs
woodchuck-am out OF meat"
mother one morning a short time ago by excalmiDg:
Mamma, / want dark breakfast" Mrs; Russell
s %a' explanation We'll" replied the young hopeful,
last night told Mary tS o give n. me light hsss
do let me have a dark breakfast" -(Boston Globe.
aTbe Philadelphia Record, says that lady who
had been shopping the other day concluded TO go TO
afternoon prayers in an Episcopal ChurG. She had
bought an alarm clock, which she carried In parcel
In her hand. solemn silence pervaded the place Oh
worship as she entered, but as she was walking quietly
ND the centre aisle terrific noise, emahauhs from
the package in her hands, attracted the auenuoh Oh
the faithful, and she was the observed OF all OBJ
servers for several minutes. The alarm clock was no
respecter Of places, and had, WITHOUT any Pe'ious
warming gone Off In church.
The following Is verbatim copy OF petuon On
file In the Pension ONCE I'm Washington:
to Commissioner OF Pentions washington D. q
these many years i've tried In vain
an honest Pention to obtain
At first battle OF Bull Kun
one OF Ohloes sons so brave
who went to the front the union TO save
And whilst ENGAGED in above ,s SAID hsa
Not content by taking an Eye
this reacherous shell in passing by
and left me unconscious as Stone
burning u blister Of Crystal Clear
from the jaw bone to the Ear
Cheek and Eye brow but sIity scared
and Eye was left to me
for to wright and Read Poetre
j hope with that Eye 10 the day
II. VIC.
gordon, Ohio.
eyes, remarked a stranger to the editor. as tho
two sat down the veranda, slipping lemonade and
looking ont upon the rolling sea-"yes. headwork is
very trying, and the man who makes his living by it
needs a vacation and them "Yes,' said the
editor headworl is very trying find II sOespeciay
when the hours are long, How many hours day
do you work - asked the stranger -Four said the
editor. "GraciOus work tent Headwork'
ayes, every bit OF It,, Newspaper or general
literature?, Neither. I'm barber Then the
edltor-for editors are not oil wise-shut himself W
as close the umbrella which he carried.-(Buf'
falO Quips. ..l
Small Madeline Is something OF a humorist and has
no very pronounced religious tendencies, but the
other day She came home from church IN a highly.
pleased frame of mind. "oh mammal she said.
preacher had such good text Just the kind ikeds
What was It. Madeinei" asked mamma. who had
small MadeHe il was. The Lord io~etk the cheer
full dgglcr.' "-(wideawake.
Says a writer in Notes and Queries: have In
my possession an old diary, kept by great-unce Of
mine In the year 1903, in which the following
entry: "IIad a few friends TO dine: tried my new
tiimbling glasses; very successful, all got drunk
early l have indistnct recollection Of my
parents being in possession OF Of these tumblne
glasses u glass with bottom somewhat similar
TO that OF da water bottle, so that one had con-
sfantIy to keep hold Of 1t when in Use. Is It not
probable that this was the reason OF such glasses
being styled tumblersi
Wanted.-A burglar who does not "efect an en-
trance and who does not "Overturn chair, waking
the inmates, whose loud cries caused him TO beat
hasty retreat, making good his escape" Appy
TO most any newspaper reporter.-(silver Outburst
According TO statistics furnished by the Rev. Dr.
Dawson Burns Of LoLcor. the FL gllsh spend sl9 10
Yer capita, the scotch SIS ~ per capita and the
Irish I'll per capita for liquor.
What Saved Him."Tm / out In Colorado
said the man with the ginger beard j chased by
the bloody Injuns into q cave, ana had stay there
three months without anything 10 eat
Here the man with the ginger beard looked around
deianily. expecting some one To doubt his assertion
but As no one spoke, he was compelled 10 explain.
81 sposc would ha starved he continued, II
hadn't ben fer my wife and family back East When
ever | would git to thnkin' Of them, big lump
would rise right up In my throat. And by swallertn
that. | KEEP myself from starvin'.' -(lndlanapou