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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

4 dozen ot the Justices 10 the peace
elected at tn. reS~nt election have
failed To qualify within the time re-
auirci by Lac. - the ofiiccs remain va
cant There must he not more than
four Justices in each township and the
custom 10 to keep four in oslcs. although
in the spsrseiy settled districts some 1t
them have poihinx To do in the official
line for yesrs ssgethrr. The prrfor-
nance II marriage ceremony " with
many IL them. quite An event. and 10 20
into and cut % Office without having
tried . case. . common occurrence. The
failures To qualify arc not unusual. al
though there are more III them this year
than ordinary.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24


The marriage u Viii wassfes thu
eel knovn uaoes IN Min Any Cooper
q SysscusH. Nsv fesk. - Aansaaced -
ssks plaes " Syrscuss today.
Charles n. fsason has cold 10 Carrie
H. Wright I've acrss u lsnzl II tbs cos-
nes Il 0si,es svsass and Asdispa
sssnse. fos Ss.ua
penais Canpsu sad witv are home
from Florida. Shsss they spent The past
wtnter.
-Tcmmy" Ruess u the Raveana
Times u In Orange. TsxAs> On = nonths
visit
Majus Mckee gill renose 10 the city
fsoa he Solsties's home about May !.
Dr Chsriss Fiuhrer was in Ann Ar
bar and fpsslanti hast week.
Harry 4. White has returned from .
weeks visit In Deefoil
Mis- nosa White has returned FROM =
visst In Detroit
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

Police Clerk =. A. Pciton received
word yesterday morning that his sister.
Mrs Jar.es II. kccney Of Bedding. died
at o'clock Sunday morning. The de
ceased had been q resident Of Byron
tswnship. in Kent county, for forty eight
years. having moved ~ Beldlng about
one year ago. She Was the daughter %
Samuel Pelton u Byron and was born at
Blcnham. Canada. in lSti. Her parents
located in Byron in 1915. She leaves q
husband and several children. The
funeral will he held at Byron Center at
100 tomorrow morning.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

The following dispatch appeared in
yesterdays Detroit Free Press:
GRAND RArrDs. pril Special
Considerable surprise has been caused
in the local social world by the announce
mert that tho Hon ID. 4. Blcdgeit. the
well known millionaire lnmberman and
republican whcelhorsc. il 10 be married
in few weeks Tho fortunate young
lady 10 Miss Peck 10 Augusta. Georgia,
who has been spending the winter at the
Ponce do Leon resort in Florida II il
said abe 10 now in New York selecting
her trousrau
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24
Making Chan9Ss.

The Peninsular club house il in the
thrces ~ DEMONSTRATING and spring
changes. II IL proposed Ia make sev
erai important changes which will effect
its outward appearance. The large.
semi circular window which faces on
'aws and Fountain streets will J.. re-
moved and windows - line large plate
will he substituted for tho little check
panss nov used " NJ Robinson and
\. u. Hodcnpyl have charge - the
changes.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

A general alarm Ut fire Was turned in
At T. o'clock yesterday from box III. Ii
was caused by fire in the old gate
dam The fire 10 supposed 10 have orig
mated with gasoline stove used by the
sucker -catchers who operate dip nets
NEAR tho DAM One u the fishermen
named Collins lost his eyebrows.
scorched his hands and singcd his coat.
The rotten old shed burned fierccly and
vas nearly destroyed. The mechanical
appliances with which the canal gates
are raised and lowered wcrc not dam
aged.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

Leendert NArienis Van her Sluis. q
Young man = years old. residing with
John vccar of No. IL Bra6Aapd street.
left his home mys;eriously Yesterday
morning and his friends think he has
become demeated. The foIowing de
ss.rption ~ him was given Ia the police
and they are watching for hsoi: Five
feet seven inches tall. weight l50pounds.
dark coupiexion. brown hair. small
light brown mustache. high forehead.
prominent moss. walks erect. dark brown
ovcss~at old country make. dark striped
trou~sA brown. shirt. derby hat. new
shoes. and talks but very little English.
The young man recently came fro
Amsterdam. Utrecht
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24
TRINITY CONFIRMATION.
Bishop Gillcspie Administered ths
Rites "a . Large ClaaA

Bishop Gillespie confirmed class ii
sixteen adults in the episcopal faith in
Trinity church yesterday morning. The
little church was crowded with mem
beers II the parish and the music by the
vested choir wss admirably rendered.
The confirmation service was Of two
hours duration. 30 long that there was
no time for special services. The sub
ject 81 the bishop's sermon was "love
Between Man and God" from which
was delivered a mastery sermon. He
also Iook occasion to congratulate the
rector. the Rev. IL. H. Johnston. on the
improved condition of the church since
his last visit.
Following are the members Of the
class confirmed: DIR. Herbert King.
Stanton Bliss. Miss Minnie Lawrence.
Miss Gertrude Hart. Mics Lottie Med
dler. Mis-. Charlotte Tibbs. Mrs. S.
Smith. Roland Stilee. Grin Ward, Mrs.
Mabel Welfare. Miss Alice Watson. Ber
trAd Rosesnond, Edwin Marsh. Francis
Jareo. Edward Mckinney and Lucas
Wilkinson.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24
Charity ON the wS~s side.

The Wes, Side benevolent Association
Helpers IL recently organized society
a sect ssde womsa. They val meet
On "Wednesday at the home - Mrs
Holmes. No. sD West Bridge street. t.
complete the organization. West side
sp-isn interested in charitable work are
invited IN 70 present The officers are.
resilient. Mrs. l. " DeYoung. wee
rs~ssdent. Mr.. \ i,sit-; secretary.
Mrs j 4 knox. TREASURER. Mrs DIETRICH
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

Detectss-s Gas, snd Jskeway arrested
a ehary. q rasileioe. injury 10 prop.
erty. Iyne ceropied . house on Logan
f.r-ei o~n.t by the Rev. Deaois Mul
h~rn. and last WATER IL 10 charged he
s~~d . PARTON - The Gns. partitions
ard the bsnnisF~rs fs fuel Mr Mai
hern plscs. the damage II 81
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

TIE speessl asetgag 4 the ioanf q
su g-agss- VII 20 heat a. 2 = a. o.
siafr1s g. essot a e. sifm&a. shss stI
sfts,inf committees 20 the sssr Tie
ela8Falaa siil q eaafss - fsEsh
iass -ay.sssrssf- is-an a Gaisss.ssils
49, s.s.sssa,.s q a F0fass sss sae
ts.e.fsf IN tie issa sasi ssFefVtss
l1ss ~ q Go ale aasy - ~ d. h
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

i rsssss,.y Lslisved thst The hoaos usii
20 u . oo~atsy ne0tss and ~ the
southern part Il ths cooaty. Jbe Uost
issu~tsmf ssj dssarahls usomsttcs
pisess v.ii b. en tbs spscsxl co~aitsss
sn iall s~balsi,as. rhs chAiEsaap asd
che % tso other Assst>ss gill doubtless
be- csty men.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

MILLER saturday, Agfi -, a, hss late
r--.dd~osss. Ne az Nest Fslsrs street
I~xti n asi.F ezsd - yssr~- Faa~rsl
splss a. 4. ~. fFuia shs hSs~e
GODFREY tpsii ~. a. tie hsas.s = her
parents A. ~. III <hsss,sa -sfs-', snssiia
.ifs = kssns aosfrry aHd aagsgts.s -
a sad srs a. y Issfn.Fi ssasi % geass
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24
SWEET BAROOF AVON
Shaksspss,ss 6'thisy Observed
A Al Souls Church.
DR.. FluHatR's FINE IaIsurf
% - Gssoos~s sgun OrA0Aslr psDoA-.
TAs un<ssasna rnsnsy lap-.sshss...
Tsn<6s - ~ CeaSaA
Or. FluHRtR's FINE IaIsurf

Ali Sours unissraaIiss church cssu1d
urAsrsiy coasz4is the sodssars With
throossd - isssgsns i.ss evening "
iisssa so Ds. Fiuhrss's lecture 90
Shakespeare. Chairs Usss' bssaxht
from shs lecture roosn ard placsd in the
sisies uasii al vess anslIy ssatstl The
lecture vss . uasstssty soost. ssd the
elosv attsatiou gsvse By all vho heard it
vss stfors svxisnes that ig vas fslly
sppsseiatsst
Ds. fluhsrr said that from the ssasli
frssment~ry skstchcs Of Shakespeare
life which hal esespei tbs dessre3 NO
element ~ time. IL scemei that there
must have bc.n something strangely
s~s-t and SHINING IN the man penpn
ally. 10 his Contemporaries he sw
gentle William or tho Sc ret swan n
Ayoa" Ike all s-niuses. he was not
aware Il his tru. greatness. His son-
nets arc erstainly the poercss q HE
works. whslv bic plays. which he wrote
manly a. . means % making money. he
considered az his posrest. xfsls In last
they are the WORKS which Wal nakr the
name Of Shakespeare live as lors ~
tngiish literature exHas on the gioie.
The Crypsuxraa = NTH
The BACON authority was folly. No
one could imagine that the poetic lines
e Hamlet O; III. Merchant II Neaiee'
Or q n Mia summer Night Dream"
eould hav. been penned by the phlleso-
pale Bacon Who ~~~ wholly lacking ia
poetic expression, SHAKESPEARE Mas =
A .
t,st who pictured nature IA he found IT.
he vas 50 men IN alius as 10 nature that
one scene followed another so rapidly
that be seemed a. picture them without
effort Wo~tsworta. Byron aud Scott
had written many good things bot
when they depieted nature they seemed
Ia tineturc the scene with their own na
ture. Shakespeare Was lear glass.
through vh,eh the RAYS Of light wsse
carried without coioring or Y out re-
Traction.
lie seemed 10 know al rhae was in
human nature and he pictured IL sil in
the characters u his plays lie was not
only q po~t. but q dramatic poet He
pictured the dramatic effects in human
life. ~ true was he 10 nature that he
followed traits Of character n their
sequence a. xe ind them in this world
q ours. IL could. m doubt, have been
moro pIezAing IL Hamlet and Ophelia
had been married and lived happily
ever after. but that Is not the natural
way in this worid.
So Tar above W vas be that he IL our
despair. bat be 10 Al.o our greater hope.
The fact that 20 appreciate his genus
- evidence that there IL something II
his great genius in our minds; sDn,c-
thing n Va that can reach out Tor the
letter toward tire best. and that Under
favorable conditions Ne may attain the
high perfection which he attained.
Dr. Fluhrer made frequent quotations
from the plays IL Shsse-pesse TAI Illus
tFate the points OF t,o great author g
nature
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24
GRAND RAPIDS HERALD MONDAY MORNING April. q lsa,

Neuso- street All o'clock the gods
ver~ hsrsed and . psv seSs,k osdrs~d ny
t~lexsspA. TIE h~s vili h. pas3 t'.isy.
Chsssrsy y dong bSssssn 81 tbs old
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

Eluk1s :s ::;.. = = = , ::::: ' T.:
the rssstisse pietssss ees $50 .s,vsdhys
y he ksuA beauty a The lssiiss -.
haae~l BY the hseuttful asw haas
brosght b Cusi. ksoes D Co ~ spsing
and esa9ss vsss. IAts i0pc.tstioae
are sstsactinG Ne attsasino q disxia.
inssing lsAlleA
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

Are shown In . great variety ~ Cod.
ksost 4 Ca The nsw hats fos spsinx
end summse sre besutfful espolAsGs.
TIE iass impossxeIans - tstao rscssvs9
constantly snd thsy - Ne esstss a
sttreetr,n - Ne vs,l 4suuod lo<lSeA
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

susss s-iay ssd sppoias sspsrlassad
sztA
Ths isss s~shiy sssssiag u the psss
s1t esty sounesi vii l< k~bf h1isht
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

Weighed sssln-, that health "a 49, .,sssn fails
"a bnyi Dress indeed, hiI- a. cen neae
- ~ oisin . total exemption from that
grsafest ~ all ills 81 shk.i, aesh 10 ir--ili
hesifh. 80 mar Ia macn o. is-sHn the
chances ~ lResrrias "a. and shis sct alone
- The ssisfs'sea 81 s,.h sanitary measures
a. ar "a - iound Ia dss.l ssefes-s. regular
he',es prssisnos IN safias saA dFiasias. ,sa
: saais-suas asst, i,ssi sls.s ~ russsstins q.
isfisi8ass rFetsatiys medication shsa the
sg-feua 70 threatened - aaAa-.isbful ~ "a
sutss fof iHsssses. residents of ss5if,a
. s,sisFsesss i,,sa.litiss -ssoasai Ha~essess
stsfasxh hi,s.ss AZ dsfe'sss against si,sIis
sad fstsf, ssa sessssas ~tsa tssss ssts.h s-st
e iissff esf-s-slft stsssitt sHTfss5 u ss safe
s.fsri sSHsasF ft.sss slissa t.sfei-rs is
,aFb- Sal a ls,s sissiis si~ss =. silea1s u
sing lives e8nspisist ed ssaa-if falissn
sssi fs4ot. sfsstisss tisc asl.lissaas iaiis.as.s
81 . bsFfti aiifaets
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

,s saturday afirFH .a at alsaat .
e'rifsk q a sbaaufsF SF'fe . nFr
pdssg ga ths seat sc - gsa.is sscslsed
- r. ; hfssa &c 10 si-ssAt se@
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

At Travis old curiosity chop you can
procure anything under the sun.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24
Complete
Manhood
and how On attain 10.

A. lea . 49, Ssi ~.s~k ssss tsfs shs rasses
zee .se>- sss ssesss E.s,sass ne Ffssss, ~.
D sssss s3csts t'ss ssEs~t sseshkI Mis- So
Issssa - sFsFs - fsses s.rst Fsss t~sfiaz
. - f-tEs-a $50 s@tteFi o. tifts. sesa@ - sts
ss}fa.is Irssssd az Nerves. fstitgss. i.fa-
ssslss -sesssHF f'esslrt.assas, NssttsS<sie ne
Hs@t4as ftas1 laifa..aa Marriage e.
3 sert asss ~aa 1907 sases are ssssa tgstss
i>s - a. sac afa s~tftts, $50 ia ees
a. sssastss q asfassl y - - sSs,ass8 -
szssfses 80 sha ~nNft sas - s2a tsisss
al sSes3 fsfsft E-tfaais 49, q eFiss 81 ne
~oaSes isi hsgis t-ss "a 49, ss s<ss nee.
azdsE sci Adde'S ia fsatl ishsss
kfis Asis<s4 Co. ms, "
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

EInwE0c rlinRE In all colors and
IIVWIHV OHLV"I patterns at Corl.
Knott 4 Goa Tho spring designs are
something well worth seeing.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

nf1IInyulfEo hsadiss osly ths
NLISG~fHNSI" bsse. Hh oyseesa.
fish, poultry. etc. ere unexcelled.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

Shattuck 4 Trowbridge ars showing
como very line styies Tor spring wear st
their parlosa NoA q and 81 Monroe
street. up stairA
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

EnQ ff1 IN you can procure . fine
run v|I.VV hair mattress ut Nelson.
Matter 4 Co.'S annual clearance ssle Of
furniture.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

corr. Mp1T 4 CO. s s:': .,;i.. NJ;
goods contsia ssssts a rich and elegant
novelties that were especially selected
for this syringe business.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

INr /lcy KErY q Nelson. Msstss
IHI LHOI W." 4 Co.'S great an
nuul clearance sals a furniture.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

sft b with mssA gratitude that I ten a ne
wonderful help received from Hoods earsapa-
rillA. For several ycars I have been very
great sufferer with rheumatism. In the winter
Of go and 81. when ! haA besa oonged = u:s
eondittoa had severe attack Of sAe grip,
which put me down bsdfast Tor nearly p yeas.
A ! had . sevese eesens the docto! ulouShs
No Nope 81 NY Recovery
In the fall began 70 take Hoods SarsarariIlA.
and, 70 my utmost delight found that had 1t
last obtained medicine which was doing No
good. Whsn bsVan - take u ] Vas nnaole b
.: se 1.s. eSS s~siSss IN roy s,nds. fscs
knee joints. and left ankle. Z had become %
hopeless q ever being any batter that
Desired to Die
And b out a ny great pain. but - I con.
t,sued with Hoods Sarsaparilla ! continued 10
mend. From sa utterly helpless condition
have now reacAed good state Of health. do
all my work sAA walk around without erutrhes-
Tho pain and swelling. caused by the rheuma-
tism, are sons. have no pain In my hands and
more. The ecagA go lose ssOobee aud
soreness In the chest which followed the grip,
have all goue. and can sleep comfortably.
am greatly improved In nesh. strength ana
color. ny bowels. hitherto inactive without
physie, ore. sisos taking
Hoods Sarsaparilla
quite regular. and other bodily functions hoait,.
fol. Ny relatives and friends nre delighted M
nav remark able improvement and Join In giving
the hi slseet pfaise % Hoods sarsapafiilA.
MRS. aARY ANpnxss. Crswfordsviile. lad
Noo0'O Pieo cUs all Liver Ills. Rilioos'
Sess, Jsund,ce. Indigestion. Sick AcedschA
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

Disoriered liver set right with Beech.
ans Pills.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-24

AAlT SY MkS MORE h In, ,A's ss.s F.
tare at great reduction ut Nslsoa. Mat.
ter 4 Co.'S grcst furnitur sale.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-09-26

There il mourning In New Haven. In
that attractive center Of much that is best
of Connecticut's civilization sobs disturb
the chilly atmosphere and hot tears course
unbidden adown the cheeks of those who
a.lisht In the society of distinguished for
eieners. For years the hospitabis people of
this land that dearly loves lord have
been repeatedly victimized by their titled
r,,ests, but even painful experiences have
been forgotten when new candidate for
honors put in an appearance Some time
ago Prince Borneo Moskego. alleged to be
the son Of King Cetewayo OF Zululand. and
Of Tip A Lou, his wife. arrived at New
Haven and commenced to deliver addresses
on the missionary effort that had been or
ought to be- made in faraway Zululand-
Incidentally. of course. Prince Borneo Mos
kego afforded his hearers frequent oppor-
sunity to contribute Of their worldly SUBJ
stance to feed the hungry with sour milk
and cIothe the naked with narrow strips
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-09-26

of gaily-hued cotton. The contributions
were liberal and gave promise of bringing
about an era Of stomachic satisfaction and
dress reform the like Of which Zululand
has never yet known. Then New Haven
society opened wide its arms and took in
the prince and. later. the ebonized lady.
who was announced as Her Majesty Tip A
Lou, the princes mother. The queen was
a songstress and the combination of South
African oratory and vocaIization warmed
the susceptible Connecticut heart and
burglarized It's way into the tightly strapped
Connecticut pocket book. And now it APP
pears that Prince Borneo Mosksgo Is an
ingenious negro. known to the police as
Orlando Gibson. alias Charles Harris. while
the queen bears to him some Of the wifely
relationships and none of those that may
properly be called maternal And they
twain are in Jail while New Haven weeps
over another idol smashed by the icono-
elastic club Of policeman who had no re-
spect for imported royalty.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-09-26
Senatorial Custom.

From IL Louisville Courier Journal
The plea that 1t is so bound up by sena-
torial custom that 1t is helpless is puerile.
The people have sent these men to WASH
lngton to legislate, not to surrender their
functions to tradition and deliberately tie
their own hands with red tape. II previ-
Gus senates have made rules whereby the
minority can prevent all legislation 1t is
for the present Senate to make new rules
whereby 1T can perform the services for
which II was created and commissioned
To say that national legislative body
elected by the states of the Union is DOW
erless because of customs or rules Of its
own to even act on the qustions for the
decision of which 1t was elected, is to say
that 1t has evolved from itself, and is SUBJ
ject to.a power not only greater than itself,
but greater than its creators, the people
This is not the sort Of self-government the
founders of the republic thought they had
assured and 1t is not the sort Of self-gov-
eminent the citizens of the republic mean
to have.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-09-26

And now there Is a promise of tumult
because a number Of thoroughly reputable
American citizens think IL nationally dis
graceful that two brutes-one represent
Ing the United States and the other wear
ing English colors-should be permitted to
pound each other until one succumbs and
Is declared vanQuished. The intelligent
and humane sentiment of the American
people Is wholly adverse to exhibitions
such as the one now being arranged for.
Heretofore the respectable public has paid
but little attention to the contests or al
legged contests which have taken place at
the Coney Island Club House because the
so-caled combatants were not Of that noisy
variety with which the large-lunged Corbett
and Mitchell are classed. 1t has truthtully
been said that the glove contests at the
CLUB house Of the Coney Island Association
nave been quiet and have not attracted
attention; that there have been a few .'ac-
cidental knockouts. but they had brought
forth only little complaint and no efforts
had been inaugurated to suppress the
amusement" The Corbett- Mitchell fight
Is or another variety. 1t is for the worlds
championship. 1t has been wideIy-discussed
and great deal has been said and writ
ten about the principals and the prelimi-
nar1es IL will attract attention the globe
over. especially among those who are of
the sporting fraternity and will also be in
teresting to more elevated inteIIects be-
cause Its treatment by the authorities will
anord an index to the real standard of
ciViiization on this side OF the Atlantic
Prize fighting under police protection ia
Impossible In European countries and If
should be impossible here.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-09-26

There Is doubtless much reason to cor,-
plain OF the noise made by the tin horn
which the garbage collector winds. II 90
unQuestonabiy unmusical The perform
ance is barren OF harmonic Embellishments
But the difficulty is one for which n reno-
edy Is not easily found. An ear for music
and talent for garbage collection are nor
always present In the same individual The
selection of suitable Instrument. too.
would be a problem of some difficulty. The
mouth organ is simple. but scarcely loud
enough The same objection applies to the
guitar Few things would be more Salts
Tying to the sentimental nature than 10 see
the garbage collector at the alley gate Iull-
Ing the microbes into peaceful resignation
with the Spanish fandango. Besides it
takes two hands to play the guitar, and
there should be at least one left to collect
garbage with. The key bugle would an
swer. but in the hands Of a novice the key
hugle IS almost as distressing as the tin
horn. Altogether 1t Is a matter of much
difficulty. and one upon which musicians
and sanitarians may vet confer with great
benefit to the public at large.