Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-05-04
LOCAL JOTTINHS.
Try Traoy's Corn Cure.

Shoshone.
az Blank Proofs of Labor for
sale ct this office.
Some peoples eyes are q regular
pair of stars.
Smoke Davey's homo made Cigars.
The conscientious baker gets up a
good many rolls Of honor.
The man who gets a. full - q goat
is naturally made butt Of.
Cigars BY the box. At Traoy's drug
store.
It is hard to get some preachers in.
tesested in the subject of religion.
I'VE meet by chants" said the or.
ganist who was engaged to the soprano.
Painting, pabering, oAlciminiug,
etc. First.olass work guaranteed
g. A. BULL.
"where are you going, my pretty maid,'
..Im going .. milking. air." she said.
well how does 1t come you're dressed IN ailki"
"Oh. sir. am going for condensed milkl'
The milliner would soon be sw am ped
It she didn't know how to trim her
sales.
J. H. Beamer has Stock Salt,
Choice Potates, Alfalfa aud Timothy
Seed
The man who was dissatisfied with
the menagerie said it was . beastly
affair.
Since the introduction of electricity
the street.oar horse has been gradually
losing his pull.
Do you travel? Are you going to
the Worlds Fair? If so get An acci-
dent ticket in the Travellers.
LENNON & BOONE. Agents.
r. F. Butler left Missouri for this
city last Monday. He is coming by
way of California.
No, Maud, dear, the chick weed and
the egg plant arc not members of the
same botanical family.
Go to Tracy's drugstore for Paints,
Oils and Window Glass.
1t W0Su = uutu WOtu0u St6Vt0u W
improve her mathe mates that size
began to count for much.
With little men it may be different,
but when a tall man finds himself
short he is always embarrassed.
People can now keep clean with
comfort. The baths at the Alturas
are given now in the finest and most
comfortable manner. Open for every.
one. Fifty cents each.
"Oh, mamma" said little Ethel the
fret time she saw q Chinaman, "look
at the gentleman with his eyes cut
bias!"
You can tell more about a man's
character by trading horses with him
than you can bv hearing BIN talk 10
prayer.meeting.
"The best is the cheapest" The
Travellers Life and Accident lnsur>
ance Company Is the cheapest, strong.
est, best in the world.
LENNON g. BOONE, Agents,
HALEY Idaho.
The mingling of the ladies with the
sailors down at Hampton Roads, re-
Gently, was pleasant way of blending
tar and feathers.
An undertaken in Union, Tenn,
recently used his hearse in pursuing
his daughter, who had eloped with his
assistant. Could the undertaken over
taker is a problem left unsolved BY
the accounts.
Warren & Higgins. having thor.
ouRhly renovated their saloon during
the past month, are now open for
business, and invite their friends and
acquaintances to call as here tofore.
Howard MCGOWAN, the thief who
stole some furniture from the Van
Duzen dwelling, was tried in the Pro-
bate Court, this morning, and found
guilty Of petty larceny. He will be
sentenced at O'Clock this evening.
Harvey Porter, his wife and two
children, Mrs. Porter, senior, aud Mrs.
James, mother of Mrs. E. H. Porter,
returned this morning from abroad.
They spent the winter in California,
and will remain here all summer, with
the possible exception of a run to the
Worlds Fair.
The Rev. Mr.. Sadleir will preach in
the Methodist Episcopal Church, in
this city, every Sunday, at IL .. m.
aud p. m. All are cordially invited
to attend.
S. B. Kingsbury is in town, to re-
main few days. Somehow or other
his removal to Boise does not seem to
have materially improved his business.