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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-14
Keeps Her silent.

Fond Wife-Your partner is not like
You. Ho tells his wife everything.
Loving Husband There is method in
his madness. He does it so that Mrs.
Gableigh won't have time to talk to him.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-14

We could not improve the quality if
paid double the price. De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve is the best Salve that ex-
perience eau produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-14
She was addressing her maid in waiting

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Stor Q
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-14
Tragic.

In life's great play sorry part
I've had; rough are the boards tread.
The heroine firts broke my heart
And then her father broke my head.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-14
Figaro.

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-14
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
She Knew EN-.

Mrs. Treetop-Did you think to ask
what time the train goes for Jonesville?
Uncle Treetop-Yes, yes; asked the
ticket agent, intelligence Teller, the gate
man, conductor and two trainmen.
Mrs. Treetop-Go back and ask the
superintendent; these undestrappers is
paid for lyin'.-Puck.
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HyDOtheSiS,

He-Will you be my wifes
She--You must ask mamma first.
He-But suppose she doesn't refuse mel
Truth.
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The Woman Of It.

A young lady, visiting for the first time
in the country, was alarmed at the APP
proach of COW. She was too frightened
to run. and shaking her parasol at the ami
NAL she said in very stern tone, "Lie
down, sir; lie downr'-Calcutta Times.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-14

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-14
Two Things Had stopped.

Mr.. Staylate (taking out his watch)--
Pshaw!
My watch has stopped going9
Miss Caustique (sleepily)-The effect of
example may, be.
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When Your Eye Strikes This Stop
and Read 1t.

The famous hot springs of Arkansas,
world renowned for their health qualities,
and as health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via tho Missouri Pa
cific railway. Sufferers of 'sla grippe" in
fuenza, asthma and kindred diseases can
obtain relief by q visit to this famous
sanitarium.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-14
The Are OF Portability

George-Off for a holiday, eh' That's
rather small satchel for trip.
Jack-Yes, nothing in 1t but camera,
tripod, canvas suit, canvas cap, canvas
shoes and u canvas boat.-Good News.
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Wanted to See That, Anyway.

WNMtGU TO SEQ THU, Anyway.
The Stranger-(on the Fair grounds y
Hey! guard!
The Columbian Guard-Well, sir?
The Stranger-Have they torn down
the dance doc ven-ter yet?
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A New Cause, Thousands Flock to Its
Standard.

When new cause is presented to the
public it always excites attention. A prom
inent physician has said that la grippe,
during the last three years, has done more
to weaken the hearts of the world than
any other cause that has ever existed
Those who have had this malady and
subsequently found themselves subject
to palpitation, short breath, irregular
pulse, wind in stomach, pain in side or
shoulder, smothering spells, fainting,
dropsy, and ETC., may feel assured they
have heart disease, which unless checked
at once, may result fatally. DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure is the only remedy that
can be relied upon to effect cure. Sold
by A. G. Ireland jr., on guarantee. Ask
for the Doctors new book, free.
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A Good Excuse.

Judge-You are charged with attacking
this man numerically. Have you any
good reason why you should not be
punished?
Prisoner-Alas, Your Honor, have
not. Every dollar that had in my
pocket has been taken away from me-
Kauz.
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No Further Weapons Needed.

NO Further W eapOnS NeedcU.
Mrs. Bluerich you going to send
your daughter to finishing school, after
all?
Mrs. Newrich-What's the use? She's as
good as captured rich young man now.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1893-12-01
THOUGHT HIM A CRANK.
Helen Gould's Detectives scrutin,zs
II Drick Salt Peddle-.

TAERYTOWN. y. Y. Dec. Miss
Helen Gould hus been living for some
weeks at IynihUrst. til" Gould Summer
residence, II mile south from this village,
since she was recently annoyed by the
receipt f letters from Crauks with va
rIuus crazy IDEAS. II strong detail of
guards has kept watch Of the house.
particularly in the night. As many ns
eight special detectives patrol the prem
isss during the night and 1t * impossible
for II stranger 10 gain access to the
house.
Ambrose Van Tassel. Of Chenille, an
ext nitrd States custom officer. recent
Is went to LyHIhurSt to sell brick salt
for horses. for which he Is agent. lie
carried tn" salt In IA can. about the
shape and sac Of AN oyster can. with
a handle ut one end. Mir. Van Tassr
was cautioned by II young man as he
approached III" premises that his car
looked very much like an Internal ma
chine, and that he would not be- al
lowed on the premises.
II" succeeded In getting to the stables
but hnlf Il dozen special officers eyed the
can very suspiniously, and evidently
felt much relieved when Mr.. Van Tusse
o,"nci IT In the stables and disclosed
that it's contents were nothing more
than Il brick OF salt, which the horses
licked with great relish.
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afraid Of that woman. l have shot a
tiger just as he was going to knock OF
my head AS yoL would brush fly OF the
back OF your chair. hut when see
her little ink fist. shaking her pol
!shel nails within an incch Of my eyes,
| am terror stricken, absolutely terror
stricken, and If there were tree in
her boudoir | would try 70 climb it.,
Explain that, II you can
II can explain it by the very simple
fact that you were not in love with the
tiger, while you were madly IN love
and are 80 still perhaps-with the Mar
quise Sanscduni.'
I.ubanerc went over and lali his TWO
hands ON his friends shoulders
II will tell YOU how much love her
he said. Last year while the cholera
was here she was i'll for half Il day. !
cared for her as was my duty as IL man
ana Christian. but | hOped--do you un-
dcrstand? | hoped that she would DE.
/ do not deny that | adOrod her for three
years, for she Is the most charming
woman, the most bcwitching | have ever
seen in my life But little by little her
fits Of anger. ..er jealuusles, her violent
scenes, have estransed me from her.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1893-12-01
AMMUNITION FOR PEIXOTO.
Report that q Big Consignment Will
Be Sent on Santuit,

1t was reported this morning that the
steamship Santuit. formerly OF the Atlas
line, which is to tow the Destroyer to
Brazilian waters. will be loaded with
ammunition and guns for Peixoto's
Government
The Destroyer and the Santuit. It Is
stated. will fly the American flag, and
thereby expect to reach the harbor OF
Rio Janero without interruption by
Admiral Mello. II 1t Is necessary. in
order not to violate international law. the
guns and ammunition Will probably be
consigned to some private citizen In
Rio JaneirO.
In connection with this report. word
comes from Providence, X. l.. to the
effect that Charles Il. Flint has been
In consultation with the representatives
of the HotChkiss Ordnance Company
there. and that the Company is running
its two factories on twenty-f ourh hour
time.
Shipments, It Is stated. are made at
midnight In New York II Is believed
that this ammunition VIII be sent to
Brazil on the Santut.
a representative of Flint & co. this
morning said there Is no truth in the
report that Peixoto had been assassi-
mated.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1893-12-01
ONLY Her COUSIN.
TIE Huse by Which Guy Got out of an
A2CEacu1d Position.
$50 you are engaged to be married."
Eyes"

$50 you are engaged to be married."
"Yes"
1T is a love match. they ell me- Mile
de Pont-Crox is very charming girl"
she Is adorable. I love ner with all
my heart and shall do my utmos; to make
her happy"
The other man. ne who was not about
10 marry. was silent for q few moments
his reflections seemed to afford him some
amusement. Suddenly he looked up. "Anl
me Marquise' he said, what does she
think OF it?"
Gny de Labanere's face, already scrl-
GUS. became gloomy at this query from
mis- friend iertel. Lieutenant in the
French navy.
Perhaps" hazaried the sailor. "sLe
does not know yeti
Yes dare not tell her l am going to
De married"
You dare not! You, the hravcst Of
'ne brave the Intrepid traveller the nero
OF innumerabe duels""
Brave repeated Labanere, admins
t"rins an exasperatcd punch to the pill
lows OF his divan; II. brave? am the
worst OF towards All your preaching
VIII not alter matters-I am positively
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| least retained his GOODNESS. He placed
his hat carefully on the table drew out
his glasses. took his time about finding
the place and slowly read aloud these
| lines:
THE engagement is Announced o, the
Nicomte de Labanere to Mile. Mar
gueritc de Pont-CroiX. The Labancrcs
are one Of the Oldest families OF Pi-
cariy," &c.
The reading lasted two minutes. dur
ing which the Marquis- remained cree,
| trembling her hands Clinched, her nos
triis quiverIng and looking 80 terrible
| that Hertel wonder ed II she had II dag
ger and at the first word would stab
Labancre to III" heart, The Lieutenant
! watched Marquise Sanscdpnis every
movement. but. the reading finished,
l.abanere folded the paper. placed II
On the table. removed his glasses. put
/ thelI In his pocket and spoke.
AHA" he said. tranquility. $50 the
papers have got hold Of it, ell? thought
II was still "A family secret. Wen, yes.
my cousin Is going to be married. \
! good match. too. You know the little
| Pont-Croix. Hertel?"
/ In his establishment the Lieutenant was
on the point Of bctraying all, and the
Marqulsc was not the woman 10 swal-
low the first story she was told.
80" she said to Guy. sti.l ON the Of
/ fcnsIve. "all the men are NCOmtes In
your family"
/ Guy was simply superb. He entered
into "A lengthy discourse on hrrAlLlc sci
cnce TO explain the cas-" And 50, sou
/ see" he concluded, "liDutTau and 1 both
bear the same title, bat q ntrdn Is the
| younger, lie is tWenty-e.Sht at the most.
! That Is about rlgat. ISN'T It. Rober.? You
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tall, dark woman who spoke to me at
Ravauts and frightened you SOP
Yes, indeed. l can see her now But
w ih?yy?.u s,, a., -, 49,, ,,.,u :
pire to the place you now occupy, and II
some day she meets us and shows a bad
temper You must not be surprised nor
frightened 1t will be a compliment to
my adrottness after all"
The young NIcomtesse was not en-.
tirely ignorant OF the world. and know
ing what to understand by what her
husband called the Marquise's '.ambi.
tears. Then Guy to make her. laugh.
which did not take long told her the
story Of his imaginary cousin:
''Oh. splendid" she cried. THAT hate
ful woman had got just her deserts. And
II she ddrcs show herself to me l shall
simply freeze her"
But Nine. dc I.abanere did not remem.
Der to freeze the Marquise when, some
weeks later, they met. 1t was In a dim
corner Of the Cascine at Florence. Guy
ana ms wife were seated on a bench,
his, arm Ground Marguerite's waist
ana the other hand under her CHA
which she hy!d up as he kissed her
suddenly the Niarqniss sansrdoni stood
rb!e, and when the little Vicomtesse had
recovered herself tide the Italian
pointed her finger at Labanere and de-
maiIme""
The deep voice the tragic gesture ths
pai" ana angry face. gave Marguerite
the most acute terror she had feit In her
NE Perhaps this tig woman had come
= XII her her and Guy! She lost her
head; wanted t. say something. got con.
fused AMI finally stammered;
This Isn't my husband. madame: TIA
his cuusi -
Even the &arqulse could not repress
smile at this astonishing statement.
Thea the smile disappeared. her eyes
grew moist, and dropping a veil over her
features she hurried away. murmurns
the SINCE word "lngrato!"- Translated
for Argonaut from the French VI Leon
de Tinseau by L. s. V.
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HAS DAACHEY THREE WIVES ?
Blank Paper for Marriage Fee
Leads to Disclosures.
Number Three Is Said to 30 a Snake
Ciarmer In IA Museum.

PORTCHESTER, y. Y. Dec. If
Harrison Z. Dunchey. of this ;tlla+r.
had not given the officiating minister
"a blank piece of paper sealed in an en-
vrlope in lieu OF II marriage fee. he
probably would not now h" talked Of in
Portchester as bigamlst with three
wives.
Rev. w. W. Wilson. u. D.. pastor Of
the Somrrneld NJ. L. church. who is
sand TO have been imposed upon by
Danchey, married the latter recently to
MS alleged third WIFE, Who made her
iirst appearance in Portchcstcr IA few
months ago. She H. "A plump. uttraCtiN"
woman, and is known as u snake
charmer from New York dime mu-
scum.
| At the parsonage DnnChey said he was
| thirty-S"Nen years of age, II carpenter
by trade. and had never been married
| before. The bride gave her name AZ a
| Mrs. Holly, and said she was Il widow
After the ceremony nanchey handel
| the minister AN envelope, which when
opened later was found to contain Il
blank piece Of paper, Tn" minister. out
Of curiosity. began an Investigation. ami
learned thdt younS woman who
was living at the b,arilng-nous~ Of
Amasa tOnoVur. on North Main Str"rt
She said her maiden name wa" Maud
owens and that she came to Purt"hrs-
years agc, ana that Danchcy came from
Nurwaik about the same time. She said
she married lIanchey ana had a chill
by him. She said she lived with
Dunchry until she learned he had an.
other wife living in Dnnbury. com.
Upon further investigation the min
lister learne! that after Maud owens
Miss Finnan who Is alleged To he Of
weak Intellect and who Il heirrss to
considerable property left her Dy her
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while my increasing coldness has not
estrang.l her from me, Good Lord, l
would like to know what charm she finds
in such intolerable relations"
Come, now" cried the Lieutenant,
you can't let the matter drop now. You
would really be acting like a cad to keep
her in ignorance any longer"
81 don't intend to. but | don't know
what to do. | only know one thing, and
that is that one way or another this mat
ter must be settled. ! have been think
mg-you have always been a good friend
OF mlne-n now, II you would only go to
her and
Never in the wide. wide world. !
have met the Marquise, and ! have no
desire 10 explode Il mine. Besides. | Do
not ADMIT that 1t would do to send an
envoy In such case"
"YCu see, you are afraid yourself, Then
listcn. 10 this favor for me In another
way. Come with me. In your presence
| would not dare to be coward"
" SO be- IT," said Hertel, but on ono
condltion-tha We go at once. You must
not stay IN such hole II day longer.
After all. she will not eat you.
An hour later the two friends pre-
scented themselves at the house OF the
Marquise Sansedonl. They found that
lady raging up and down her salon Ike
Il liOness in a cage, and beautiful as u
fury.
Without noticing their greetings, with
out thinking Of making any prctense,
she sprang to the table. caught up Il
paper and thrust It under roor Laba-
nere's nose.
What does this mean" she demanded
In a voice OF suppressed anger.
IL his courage left him. Labanere ut
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Amuscments.
I'm METNNrNLITNN NrENN .IINI.4E-

NEW METRuruLlTAN OpERA.IIOTSE.
l"ssrrs ~ Managers, Abbey. SrhUrn" Grau.
,'innd Opcrn In Italian AMI French.
Iu. Nllht, lDlIENGKlN. Mines. NOrt,ca, Cue
rlcu NM. l.usSallr, I'd de lirsakr. de Nnschgtti
aud igiH~. conductor, Sig. MNncinelli.
70 Morrow, saturday Matinee at = tiuuuud s
Opera, FAUST. with the Ideal east.
s'uhdnS eve, bee. 8, Fla II Grand sunday Night
Concert.
Repertoire" for Next Week Monday, LUCIA,
first appearance" IT NINE. MfLRA Wcdu"sday
eve, p"r.u, HAMLET: Friday, ROMEO RI ~
llIllt, ~ht. Matinee. Dec. ~. at =, PHILEMON
HI BAl tlS aud thNAllEKIA NUSTlCANA.
MEL. bil.RA not 81 SUNDAY NIGiII
SUNDAY Might Concerts NJ Popular Prices. sunday
eve. l'c.3. First Grand Popular Concert. Mines.
,AlNE and NOhl'l, A, Niue. AkNDLD~DN and
VI. ANibN. lrtirp trnrd Opera orch, " IN
Induction, Herr >.idl. Popular rIice, 5h'., 16c
~. Sl1h Foxes, ssnudSl2. lIUN-O tliccuUw open.
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You mag rest easy on that score. "
replied !."uanore.
But Tor him t. rest easy was not ST
simple. IN" days hrw by and the bans
Were published Happily the presence
~ her mother absorbed the Mdrquse :
time ana made her visitors few. Those
Who knew Ia" state Of affairs believed
sh" hat accepted Guys marriage and
was coHso!ins herself with tlial delo.
tiuu.
He, after repeating every day for two
months, II Will tell her tomorrow
finally began to wonder as hr saw how
events shaped themselves. What IL |
don't tell her at u.ir'
Undoubtedly his indction was not COM
mcuilbl". But Lahdnrrr had for a long
time hated the Marquis cordially. and on
the other hand, he was absolutely de-
trrmin"I un his marriage with Mar
Su"rite. But ut what tNtrayaganCe was
not IA" MArqNi.e capable at the last
GA The c,c " his wedding. the very
morning triOr. II, IN fact, h" was Still
debating the uW, ~t!on. when he received
a lDtt'r, -" noul"iiuug VI which made
him trunulr 1t ram:
My mother is 10 be away all day
SHAH "" hlN" luncheon together?
count a." you II Is weeks since have
"Wuu!i t. heaven that the old Italian
had rai OFF her absence Tor twcnty-fOur
hours mutrrod l.ahanrre AS he pro-
10 You not r,ai the pupers nova
duys' Ny cousin Is to be married to-mor-
l'", and OF course am to be one OF
mere are the reception and wedding
breakfast At the. Punt-trOiNs'. When
can / escape" do not know, but as
soon as am free shall post on u you;
the note, unless death or divorce
comes, 10 IN" rescue. she will walt a
long time for mo"
At o'clock the following evening tn
lt ftT In "a
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son Square Concert Hall last night. 1t
was NJ. Josef Slivinski who came to us
with London Endorsement, and he Ger
talnly worked hard enough last night
TO secure that OF New York. These are
bad days for planists, however unless
they happen to be extraordinary or I'M
usalIy meritorious. NJ. Sivinski is not
great. and his nervousness was exCrs.
siNe. He played selections from Rec
thoEen, Chopin and Mendelssohn, and
showed lack OF style and self-ccnh-
denCe.
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HAMMERSLOUGH BROS.

Here's expert testimony
for you. The head of one of
the largest wholesale clothing
houses Of this city came in
the other day for one of our
long fashionable overcoats.
We fitted him nicely and he
took the coat, but the low
price surprised him. "lou're
selling goods too cheap" he
said.
We plead guilty to the
charge. OF course we're sell
ing goods too cheap -wc're
selling them at exactly whole
sale prices.
Sale at our wholesale prem
iscs. on Blocker St, corner
Grccnc-just west of Broad
way.
The morning call., 1893-10-06
ASSAULTED ON A TRAIN.
Narrow Escape of Two Men From
Death Beneath the Wheels.

William McGilligott, the city passenger
agent for the Atlantic and Pacific road,
had an experience with drunken man on
the train over in Oakland yesterday which
he will not soon forget and which might
have resulted in the death Of both parties
to the affray.
He was coming to the city from East
Oakland and started to board the Southern
Pacific train at that point for the purpose,
but was obstructed from getting upon the
platform by a burly fellow who was evil
dently in mood for trt uble.
AS the train started Mr.. McLilligott
forced his way past the fellow and gained
the platform, when he was viciously at
tackled by the man from behind. The train
was moving rapidly toward Brooklyn, and
as he grappled with his assailant Mr.. MeGil-
lgott realized that he was in dangerous
position and possibly in the grasp of
madman. By dint of strong physical effort
he succerded in getting the fellow in a
position where he could be preveni ed from
throwing them both from the moving cars,
and held him there until the train stopped.
This result was not attained without
great deal Of punishment to both men, as
the drunken fellow proved himself to be o
vicious customer. When Brooklyn was
reached Mr.. McGilligoit looked around
for an officer to whom to make complaint
against his aggressor, but before he could
find one the man made his way through
the crowd and escaped.