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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Two soldiers lay under their blank
cts looking up at the stars. Says Jack
Nv hat made you go into the army,
Tom?" well replied Tom, Il had
no wife, and | loved war, Jack; so
went. What made you go? We'll"
returned Jack, Il had a wife, and |
loved peace, Tom: so l went.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Fogg-No, never give my seat TO
a lady unless she is advanced in years.
TO young lady who had been trying
to eye him out of his seat Would
you like my seat, madam?
Young lady-Thanks. Prefer to
stand, But she looks mad enough to
bite Fogg's head off.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

IsHPEMING, Mich, July IS Section
1G mine OF Lake Superior Iron com
pany viii close down tomorrow night
throwing eco 1ncn out of work The
Dexter mine seven miles west of Ish
peming suspended this week. 1t EN-
ployed forty men
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

THE county fair premium list is now
being distributed. 1t was printed by
the Brandt Printing Co. c. G.
Schmidt had charge of the pamphlet
and the work has been done very
creditably indeed.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
TO HORSE OWNERS.

For putting horse in fine healthy con-
dition try DR.. Cady's Condition Powders
They tone up the system, aid digestion, cure
loss of appetite, relieve constipation, correct
kidney disorders and destroy worms, giving
new life to an old or over worked horse. %
cents per package. For sale by druggists.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
THE WORLDS FA"

Are those who use Beggs' Blood
Purifier. Itpurifies the blood, makes
the skin clear and the complexion
beautiful. Try bottle and note its
wonderful effects. Sold and guaran-
teed by f. c. Buerstatte. Druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
4 NEW Joke

On the liver When it is out of or
der and you feel blue, try a few doses
OF Beggs' Little Giant Pills. Your
liver will appreciate the joke. So will
you. For sale by T. G. Buerstatte,
Druggist
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
THURSDAY. AUGUST 3, 1893.

LONDON, July 2S.-The great strike
in the English coal mines, ordered by
the Miners Federation recently, is on
the men III a majority Of the pits
going out to-day. About 100000 men
are affected by the strike. SO far
everything is reported to be quiet.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Truth: paul, | wonder if our
little Timothy is hungry again? He's
been crying softly for quite while
now"
Yes, Maria, I guess he's having a
whine for his stomach's sake"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Life: so DeWolf Hopper is di-
vorced and married again."
''Yes."
We'll, now suppose the question
is, is his former wife grass widow or
a grass Hopper"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

The world is full of men who intend
to become benefactors by and by, who
are very slow about going to work.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Life: She-I had a dream last
night that you gave me a beautiful
dress for my birthday.
He-Its curious what highly i'm
probable dreams one has at times.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
SILVER THREADS AMONG THE
GOTD''

Are sign that your hair needs in
vigorating- Beggs' Hair Remover
promotes healthy growth of hair,
prevents its falling out or turning gray
Sold and guaranteed by F. G. Buer-
static, Druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

THE greatest worm destroyer on cart
10 Dullam's Great German Worm Los
engers, only % cent per box. For sale
by +. G. Busrstatte's. 27aue92
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
Notiol Of Assessments Of Benefits.

NGtica g eFeby rivcn that a final determine
ton has beef had b = the Board OF A ldermen Of
the city OF NJ; Inflow &c, of the benefits to be as
.ed to the f. veS Il parcels, tracts of lots of
real estate auuts...k on the proposed improve
ment OF W OlimUr street, between 18th and 10th
streets in said city, and any owner of any sucn
parcels of lots OF re estate who feels himself
aggrieved by reason theIeof. may within twenty
days after date OF such dCtc. minatiCn tO-wit:
the 18th day of August, 1898, appeal therefrom
or be thereafter forever barred.
Dated July Is, 1893. ARTHUR REICHERT.
Oily I'lnrk
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
THEDEMON OFDESPAIR.

Insomnia, and its twin brother
Dyspepsia, are the offspring of dis
ordered stomach. A positive cure is
found III Beggs' Dandelion Bitters.
Sold by all Druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

The scorpion is a total abstainer
If drop of whisky is placed on ones
back it will Immediately sting itself to
death.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
THE ARMY RUL

Is not the one that worries US but
the doctors bill. Keep a supply of
Beggs' Family Medicines on nand and
reduce your doctors bills 90 per cent.
Sold by F. c. Buerstatte, Druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

A mean man Away feels better
when he thinks he has found some
thing in the Bible that will let him
stay mean and still respect himself.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
A pJTZZJE

To many ladies is how to keep their
hair in carl on rainy days The solu-
ton is easy. Ask f. G. Buerstatte,
Druggists, for Nonpareil Hair Curler
and the puzzle will be solved.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

A PARTY Of young people visited the
Lake side House on Friday evening
last and spent the evening dancing.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
PROCEEDINGS OF POOR BOARD.
. THURSDAY July q

THURSDAY July q, 1893.
Board met pursuant to requirements
of charter all members present except
the Mayor and Aid. Hall.
Claim of T. S. Luhmann of 800 for
medical attendance on Z. Reybocek was
disallowed.
The following claims were allowed and
ordered paid:
M - W. 9 ~
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

There are men SO small that when
they give quarter for the heather
they think God ought to give them
big wheat crop.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Evil associations corrupt good man
ners. When bad money appears it
succeeds In getting good money tight.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

DENVER, July 27.-Last night mob
of 5000 men led by member of the
Ct. A r., marched to the jail and after
overpowering the jailer and the
guards took out the Italian, Dan
Arrata, a saloon keeper, who the
night before had brutally murdered
Is. G. Lightfoot, an old Ct. A. r. man,
and lynched him The police made
no attempt at interference until after
the body had been cut down and
dragged through the city.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

For neuralgia, mead and toothache
rheumatism and all pains, use Dull
lam's German Liniment, at F. G..
Buerstatte's Druggist
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

1t is hard for some people to believe
that any sin which appears to have
money in every pocket can be really
bad.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

If men could gain heaven by hard
work the biggest rascals would be the
busiest.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Yonker's Statesman: Mrs. Crimson
beck-The COWS are in the corn, John.
Mrs. Crimsonbeck-All right. dear;
the corn will soon be in the cows.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Buy Dullam German 10 cent Liver
Pills, 40 in each package att G Buer-
states.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

The longest fence in the world is in
Australia al 36 miles. 1t is made of
wire netting and its object is to keep
out rabbits.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

There is but one sort of kiss worth
kissing, and that is never wasted on
Blarney stones, real or fraudulent.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Buy Dullman's German l5 cent Liver
Pills 40 in each package at T. @. Buer-
states.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

THE Manitowoc Seating Co.'S. fac
tory is the only one in the state which
is running full time.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Tho scorpion is a total abstainer
If drop of whiskey be placed on
ones back it will immediately sting
itself to death
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

1t doesn't pay to be wobbler in
business and it is just as foolish in re-
igion.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

a single bad habit, in an otherwise
faultless character, as an ink-drop
soileth the pure white page.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Ten Broke-Why do you call that
your poker chair?
Miss Dashing Because it has so
often held pair-Truth.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
PERSONAL.

L. p. Jones spent few days in tie
city last week.
Mr.. Nash Of Canton, S. d., is visit
ing relatives in the city.
T. Krummheuer returned last week
from a visit to the Worlds Fair.
Fred Schuette and his daughter at
tended the " orld's Fair last week.
Miss Lizzie Merrill Of Chicagospent
a couple of days in the city last week.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

The dismal man generally looks as
though he would like to put an iron
roof over the sky if he could.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Ostrich tanning is very profitable
industry in Africa where it is comput
ed there are 10000 tame birds.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

1t is poor policy to hire a man to
watch a bank who believes that steal
ing chickens is right.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
4 II G.

Asthma. Bronchitis ann Consump-
ton result from neglected cough OF
cold. Don't neglect but cure prompt
ly with few doses of Beggs' Cherry
Cough Syrup. Sold by I. c. Buer
static, Druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

thoughts that come too late are the
most unwelcome Of guests.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Chambe-lain's Eye and Skin Ointment
Is a certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes,
Granulated Eye Lids, Sore Nipples, Piles,
Eczema, letter, Salt Rheum and Scald Head
% cents per box. For sale by druggists.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

DENVER, Col, July 27,-The lynch
ing of the Italian, Arrata, last
night, has shown the immense crowd
Of idle workmen at Denver what can
be accomplished by violence, and
there is a dread in the minds of many
citizens that riot of enormous size,
having for its purpose the looting of
the city, may break out at any time.
The thousands of unemployed work
mon already here are being augment
Q daily by others from throughout
the state who are gradually working
their way to Denver The county
and city and numerous charity organ
izasions are doing their best to feed
and shelter the great army of PENN
less people, but they are incapable of
meeting the demands.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
MYSTERIES!
The Nervous System the Seat
Of Life and Mind. Recent
Wonderful Discoveries.

No mystery has ever compared with that of
human life 1t has been the leading subject
OF professional research and study in all ages.
But Notwithstanding this fact ii is not geuer-
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

1t takes a blockhead a long time to
find out what ais him.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

The world loses nothing when a
bad man dies, no matter how much
money he was worth.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Some of the devils best work is
done by careless people.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

More cases of consumption appear
among needle-makers and file makes
than any other classes of laborers.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

The devil has no special anxiety
about the man who is well pleased
with himself.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Buy Dullam's German Is cent Liver
Pills, 40 ID each package at F. G. Buer-
states.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
THOSE WONDERFUL GIANTS IN
TOWN.

fyou wish to see them call on f.
{. Buerstatte, Druggists, and ask for
Beggs Little Giant Pills. Every bot
tie guaranteed.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

If the gravest ones told the truth
the millennium would be here now.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Buy Dullam's German % cent Cough
Cure at F. G. "Buerstatte.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Every good mans life is volume
of Gods thoughts in motion.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Buy Dullam's German % eat Cough
Cure at +. G. BuerstatteDrug Store
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

More cases of consumption appears
among needle makers and file makers
than any other classes of laborers.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Buy Dullam's German 25 cents Coug
CuIe at +. c. BueIstattes.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Since 1910 the worlds production Of
meat has increased 81 per cent, that
of grain 100 per cent.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
ENDORSED BY THE PRESS.

In this skeptical age statements
made before being credited, are, gen
orally inquired into People are al
ways found (some one said) on the
side where their interest lies. IL view
of the last named truth I'll endorse
ment from one who is not interested,
should be of double value, hence the
following frank statement should. be
read with interest.
GENTLEMEN:-This is to certify that
| have used Krause's Headache Cap
suls with satisfactory results. I
bought box which cost me 25c and
one capsule cured me of a dreadful
sick headache. My wife and myself
have both used the medicines man
ufactured by the Norman Lichty Mfg
Go. and we recommend them to the
public as being just what they are
represented.
Respectfully,
W. j. HUTCHIsoN,
Ed. Gazette, Pleasant Hill, Mo.
Sold by II. KINRIcHs and +. c. BUER-
Static. 81
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

ally X n o W n
that the seat
OF life is loca-
ted in the up
per part of the
spinal { or d,
near the base
of the brain
and so sensi-
tive is h / S
portion of the
nervous sys-
TEN that even
the prick of q
needle W ill
cause instant
death.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Lanes Medicine Moves the Bowels Each
Day
In order 10 be healthy this is necessary.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03
Coughing Leads To Consumnt;on

kemp's Balsam stops the cough a
once,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

On motion board adjourned.
ARTHUR REICHART, City Clerk.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-03

Late Professor of Nervous and Mental Diseases In the
California Medical Institute Author of "RsrUous
DcbHitu." "GsneratiUs Exhaustation, its Cause
and Cure" etc.
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For the RECORD -UNIoN.l
THE CHRIST SPIRIT.
[RY G-E. G. MoPcAN- MI

LBH u. +. u. MORGAN, Ne ID.
'Tis not the volume of prayer
That brings the soul, in tenderest mood, to
God;
Nor mere ascriptions breathed on air
Upiitt mans soul above the veriest clod
That treads this earth; nor dogma, school
mems creed,
Nor churchman's ''shibboleth." 'Tis goodly
deed
That makes n ''heaven" the human soul
within;
And gives no room for ''hell, soul-abiding
sin.
'Tis generous plans for human need;
To sooth the wounds and carry Joy
To those for whom no voice doth plead
'Tis such are Sons of Ciod-"Cnrlstoi"
Nor careth God whence comes the man
Jew, Gentle nor Samaritan;
What form his creed, his church-how named;
What shape his garb, his Speech - how
framed;
For prince, priest, philosoph, peasant cIod
Are all, alike, anoInted " Sons OF God,
II goodly works they do!
BY Sychar's well, one said
Who needs thine help-he is thy neixhbor;
Nor from such turn; give him thy favor,
Tor in such deed thy soul shall shine
With inner glow; aye, power diYinei
*Christoi lChrists). From ancient time
1t has been customary to dedicate and set
aside, as sacred, the kings, queens and
priesthood 10 public service IN and by
some prescribed ceremony. In the course
OF such ceremony, the persons so conSecrated
were anointed with holy (?l oil. Hence all
the ancient Hebrew priests and kings were
Chr1stS, or anOinted ones. To-day. in the
Roman Catholic and Episcopal churches, the
same amounting is practced. SO with the
kings and queens Of England-thoy are
"anointed" with holy (?) oil. Hence, in the
true sense of this Greek word, each Of these
priests, kings or queens is a Christ, an
auOinted one. So, Queen Victoria is a Christ
or anUintcd one.
Folsom, Cal. March is, 1893
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NEXT WEEK.

The work will be easier next week, she said:
me extra baking is done and the bread
is tne most shall do in that line; Master Ned
has brand-new suit; no patches he'll need,
Snail get quite reSt-l need one, indeed!
Il will read my new cook book-at Christmas
Charles said itIwould give me a pointer on
game
In the cooking Of which am decidedly lame
Alas, confess my shortcomings are many
An, Inc, that L might only live without any!
"And if I find time. I'll try over that song
That Isabel lent Ine-rve kept it 80 long
I'm really ashamed to return il! It's wrong
10 neglect social duues-but then I've no
time
To spare for society. arts nor for rhyme
But II catch up next week with some of
these matters,
And garnish both inside and out of the
platters!'
These high hopes had possessed this poor
housewife before
And as often been dashed upon fate's stony
floor;
But the storm overpast-grew courageous once
more,
And, as ''hOpc springs eternal - she gathered
them up,
Thinking some day to quah from a high
Drlmn4ing cup.
But those dainty air-castles came down with
AS Jimmy came in "broken out, with rash.
And she heard Il wild yell and horrible
crash!
From the pantry it tcame-Johnny lay midst
the wreck
And had broken his arm instead of his neck!
But time healed the wounds and hope came
again,
To dwell a brief space with this mother of
men;
But the rainbow wings pale in the strife that
came then,
FOR Il new trial rose in the buialo-bugs
Ihat got into the carpet and nice parlor
rugs
The work viii be easier next week. she said
The west wind is warm, the clover is red
III try brisk walk. twill help my bad head;
Through bright country lanes I'm pining to
roam,
There's nothing whatever to keep me at
home"
But when next week came she rode out in
stead,
With coaches and horses; her poor, aching
head
At rest on little square pillow. They said
Twas "bt autiIul funeral" tie flowers
'immense,"
''Poor Charles did his duty, he spared no
expense" Good Housekeeping.
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ARARE OPPORTUNITY
Good Agricultural Land for $40
to $40 per Acre.

The Pacific Improvement Company has re-
Gently purchased twelve thousand ceres Of
land in the heart Of Teha2sa County. Tor tho
pIrpose Of promoting subdivision and settle
ment. This land embraces lands from first
class Sacramento Valley agricultural land, to
land of fair average quality, and is offered at
from SO TO $50 per acre, in subdivisions Of
40, So 120, 160 and 800 acres.
The terms upon yhicH these lands are offered
are especially attractive. They will be sold In
subdivisions, as above Indicated by the pay-
ment of interest only Tor three years, a. which
time the purchaser can begin the payment Of
principal 10y paying the first of five equal an
NAL instalments. Thus no part Of the prin-
cipal is to be paid Tor three years, and then
the purchaser is to have five years in which to
pay five equal annual installments, with in
terest at the rate Of Z per cent. per aunum,
making payments extending over period OF
eight years. Intending purchasers are es-
sured that this is an opportunity to purchase
land of fair average quality at SO per acre.
and good agricultural land at $50 an AGRA.
with other grades of land at prices 10 core.
spond between these figures
The assertion is frequently made thai good
lands, suitable for general farming. and es-
pecially adapted for fruitgrowing, cannot be
had in California for less than from SGG to
800 an acre. An examination OF the land
subject of this advertisement will prove to
home-seekers that this is an opportunity for
the purchase OF good agricultural land AZ $50
ar acre, and for qualities grading down to fair
agricultural land at $40 an acre. on terms OF
payment which should make the disposition
Of these lands to actual settlers result easy Of
accom- pIshment.
The primary object OF the purchase OF this
body of land was the breaking up Of a largo
holding for the purpose OF promoting its set
tlement in smaller quantities and its devotion
to diligent husbandry.
For further particulars, call upon or ad-
dress WIN. II. MILLS,
Land Agent of the c. P. R. r., Fourth aDd
Townsend streets. San Francisco Cal
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For Malaria.

USE HoRsFoRD's ACID PHOSPHATE.
DR.. E. G. Davies of De Smet. Oak, says:
II have used 1t in slow convalesence and
prevention from malarial diseases where
the drinking water was bad; believe it
to be beneficial in preventing summer
complaints; also one of the best agents
we have to rectify the bad effects Of the
drinking water upon the kidneys and
bowels"
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Riding along tn

Riding along the Carlisle and Glasgow
road in an old trap driven by a serious
youth named Andrew, the horse SHE'D
kicked the dashboard in pieces, stopped
stock still and turned and looked at An
drew.
"Puir bea5tie! puir beastiep' said An
drew ,soothingly. Then he dismounted
and plucked tuft OF grass which he gave
to the animal, with the ruminative re-
mark:
Wen gie't bite o. girse grass t. pit
1t the viciousness) oot o. its heidi"
Any intelligent traveller could fill a
mirthful volume with these quaint say
ings within his own hearing. \ crofter.
who pulled me out of a stream into which
l had unwittingly fallen, closed the mar
ration to his friends of his gallant rescue
with "Oh, ay, brocht the uncoo Yam
kee DER the heckle-pins sairlyr' A
Highland guidwife predicted my difficult
ties in climbing Ben Nevis by remark
ing: Yell need pit stoot heart tae th'
sty brae," while a canny and cynical old
bookseller of Perth, when ridiculing me
for my limited knowledge of the Scottish
people, gave his own countrymen the
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UnrecogniZnbIe.

Miss Sharpe met you on the street
last night, Mr.. Smythe, but you were so
disguised | didn't really realize who it
was until you had passed.
Cholly Smythe-Disguised- -aw-beg
pardon, but how?
Miss Sharpe-Why, you didn't have a
cigarette. y GU did look so odd.-Detroit
Trihune
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WAKBMAE'O WANDERINGS.
Odd Incidents of Foreign Travel
and 0bseryatiOn--XIII.

Some. of the Humorous Aspects of For
eign Travel-Doieful Havana Ro-
lneos-A Wild Bull and the Polite
Vaquero-Endless Variety of Luz
dicrous Situations Aboard the Ocean
Liners-Grim, Quaint and Uncon-
scious Humor IN Scotland.