New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-11-12
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

The "Alemoires" left by Marshal MacMahon, WHICH
he refused to have published during his lifetime
were finished three years ago. Ihey were "an
scribed in his hotel of Rue Beechasse under 'hs
direction of Count De Beaufort, his aide-de-cs"p'
The work was done by retired military omcer,
and only fifteen copies printed on parchment
for the members OF the family. The Memories are
divided into several chapters forming four 'oiumeS'
which contain in all about 1000 pages
Governor Flower is one OF the men who may
regard himself az outside the pseaslWw orN viii
advance Next year the people OF N ew-i orA va
be called upon TO choose state Execuuiss ssdins
chances OF the present Governor his indorses
nent OF the Maynard business VIII De reinei nh,
against him for long time 10 coH'e-'i "''"'''"'"
Telegraph.
4 Paris paper recently offered prize for ths
,as, srecmen of microscopic handwriting. Ihs
winner was a man who had copied out In full on
postal card the contents OF the nrst Two pages VI
a big newspaper Another CANDIDATE ihsehousy
abiding to the famous incident, wrote on an es:
an account OF the career of Columbus. thro
submitted the 1900 words OF Francois Coppees
novel of Henrietta" written on the back Oh
cabinet photograph.
AZ, THE HORNS WE'RE BLOWN AFrER ELECTION
..ot ara they BLOWN their horns for? said Grover
.caTse nh the 5ioomin old Democracee is teeto'ai
"wot mad" made them change their minds 50 much since
",cause they've tumbled to the racket an see wos
Free Trade II do Adam, Smith an tried TO
find therein :. ,.o ,,,s.rss, kind
That page that says pro'ee''0" - WV
But he Couldn't settle down to read for listenn 70
'', OF the the horns BLOWN after election.
How eig,s McKiney's mAi0ri'ee'' said Grover 70
Just about the size of that that Maynard got In
And -" wot's the news from Governor Boie' ike
80 Wise telss ~ 80 ha il,ucks projections come
Then Grover swore at Maynard, an then he swors
An. ,ben n'i he swore an awful swear at BIZ McKin'
While the people were just a-whoopin' an cheenn'
An. m. n horns rms were blowIn after election.
AN. how about the old Bay sta,e:" said Grover 70
For bawsied. bloomn' Muswumps the people no
IAN. nave they licked my Russell the pet Of Joe
They've buried him deep under thir'y-hve tA0u'
Then Grover sned a great big tear. an said: i
It's a condition that confronts us an not a the
An then he sent for Hoke Smith an laid him ae'0''
While the horns were BLOWN after election 1,,n.,
The New-Jersey racetrack gamblers preoie'c" .'".
the "canting parsons" ana their followers wou'on
even take the trouble to vote II that assertion va
true the case is all the worse for the samoiers' 'o
It shows that others besides the religious e'e''e"'
! in the State opposed to thefn'
Cant you wait me- said Id the ss am brry
"Sorry said the butcher; but there are TWO
three ahead Of you suIf ys; sTu transcript
4 correspondent writes: 1T is now going on two
veeks since the silver Repeal bill was passed Gnu
ve bsven.t heard OF Governor Waite Of Colorado.
wod,ny in ANYTHING What is the matter why
isn.t he wading?" We suspect the Governor -
wadlng not In blood. however. but IN the o'.'y
shadows OF Salt River And We think that Whea
he gets through he will be just little less ife'"
than he was before
Girl lin the service or tne srhsy ~ sugar one
penmorth Of coffee and haporth q cinnam nor ID,
You're having "a family party this evening sup
pose?-(Feuerabend
There il a troupe OF singers known as the Ma
tive African Choir. travelling through New-Ens'a".
one OF whose members girl ABOUT se'e""
wears OF age claims to be niece OF King Lopen'
gula
Tenant a,esitatiugly)-rve been reading very
good article in my paper, headed Rents must
Landlord (confdentlyl-An right. you JUST eo"'s
down with the rent.-(Boston Transcript.
Movor Pngree OF Detroit. whose great work for
municipal reform was recently described IN ms
Tribune has been reelected Mayor OF petro' "
a majority more than double that. OF TWO sea''
ago.
"s,v" said the Office boy II think the boss ousns
IN Gimme a half bone extra this week. out sue''
What for?' asked the bookkeeper ,,o,t
Fer overtime. I wuz dreamn aoou' "e WV
all las night" --Qndianapolis Journal
The Democrats now saying that they "e'.
tented on local issues Well. didn't one OF M.
candidates for the Presidency declare tna' Wv
tariff IL local issue!
Sad Result of ThouGhtlessness-Mrs m1.' Inretty
WASN'T IL too bad about Mrs. liarkao"s ''
MI Mr PExabout-I haven't heard. What was ~ neu
Mrs (ofrealient--It didn't seem 70 ue "a the
the other day and she sent MT. ra uhn. 10 asked
drny store for some medicine Tor H. " nnoaie he
FOR something that would cure 49, a syn ~ habit I
WINGED AT the druggist. from .o'se ,,a stmf that
suppose. and the drugsIs,, NJ
Killed the Chicago 1r'"u"s'
Dcfore the election John Il. Russell OF $1,000 sssr.
se,,s declared that the tariff would Gu. no 1T.
in Tho election Now ne declares tha' " wv
dsn,,v Iohn Els voice has become eHeeeu"s"
flexible
Bad Boy teeefully)-I had the earache 'n'' ''''''
Good Boy-What good Is that T., mo cars and
Had Boy-Me mother put cotton /" Tne ~ Ncva
now don't hear 'er when she cais'-Vooo" N's"