St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-09-18
PRoNGS FROM THE TRIPOD.

hVN0O NUN he nlEOD.
All women should be Democrats. The
sex is in favor under this Democratic
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Plaindealer.
PETER, dear! Come off the perch.
Take warning, PETER. The things you
don't say you won't be sorry fer.-New
York Tribune.
Defeat OF the repeal bill will defeat
the influence of the party and destroy
all possibility of harmony in party
action.-Kansas City Times.
Science has demonstrated that if you
were on the moon, and we're sober, the
earth would appear to be sixty-four
times larger than the sun.-Philadel-
phia Press.
The late Col Bonaparte had the blood
OF Napoleon and of Daniel Webster in
MS veins. and yet always behaved so
well that nobody laid it up against HIM.
Buffalo Times.
Men organized to perpetuate the
memory of their drunken days repre-
sent the spirit of organization run to
SEED about as nearly as anything now
before the public eye.-Detreit News.
The prospect for this great country
would be even brighter still il a ma
Jorlty of the honorable gentlemen who
compose the United States senate had
only been born deaf and dumb-Bostou
Globe.
These are not Democratic times.
They are Republican times. These Re-
publican times will continue until Sher-
manism and McKinleyism, the cause of
them. having been wiped out.-Chicago
Herald.
How do the veterans relish being
hNv AhoI- -
comrades as greenies who will swallow
lous, if aimed at Democratic admins
misunderstanding Plaindealer.
Mr.. Coffin, of Iowa. seems very re-
luctant to accept the Prohibition nomin-
alton for governor of that state. Per
maps his reluctance arises from the fact
that he doesn't like to furnish both
coffin and cOrpse.-St. Joseph News.
the senatorial opinion of the senate
is not shared by the humble voter. The
gentlemen should know this. 1t will
do them good to know it. The only
thing TO do for conscious dignity or
pomposity is to puncture it.-jndIan-
apOliS News.
Cloture is necessity In the senate,
not against statesmen, but against
freaks, and it is idle to close our eyes
any longer to the fact that the freaks
are there, and that there can be no leg
lSlatlOn until clOture is adopted.-Phiia-
delphia Times.
What the people want, and with an
Intensity, frmueSS and aggreSSiYeneSS
never surpassed. is the prompt passage
of the Wilson repeal bill. If they do not
get that III time, they will surely and
swiftly punish the Democratic party
New York Times.
The amenities of debate cannot be
safely carried to such an extent as to
prevent senators from the discharge of
grave pablo duty requiring immediate
action. The country should be conSid-
cred hr5t and the amenities afterWard.
Philadelphia Record.
Senator Teller can rest assured that
the unborn millions will be able to look
out for themselves. What the people
now want is that the senate take imme-
date action in accordance with the de-
mands of the great majority of the
millions Of the liying.-Omaha Bee.
The country is suffering, and demands
repeal. and is it possible that there is
not Democrat in the whole outfit with
backbone or nerve enough to bring the
farce to close? Stand up and be
cOunted-be men, not babes in SWad-
That pension agent who has been ad-
viSing the assassination of Grover
Cleveland and Hoke Smith is q MT candi-
date for membership in the bloodthirsty
brigade in which Gov Waite, Emma
Goldman and Lucy Parsons are now
conspicuous figures. - Columbus Dis
patch.
10 relieve Republican anxiety the
Times is at liberty to state that results
in the single state of Ohio, whether the
Dutch capture Holland or lose it, will
not in the slightest way or degree IN
terfere with tariff reform as decreed by
the vote of all the States.-Bntfalo
Times.
The people of the United States are
competent to take care Of their own
elections without the aid of disreputable
persons like Johnny Davenport hired
to defeat the popular will. We will get
back to Democratic basis of local self
government if the majority in congress
does its duty.-St. Louis Post Dispatch.
The Pennsylvania protected industries
are protesting against change in the
tariff. The Pennsylvania benefciaries
OF monopoly taxes were heard on this
point last November, and it will be re-
called that they were not in touch with
the majority of the cOuntry.-New York
World.
In marshaling his hosts of aristocrats
in full force against the will OF the peo-
pie Lord Salisbury has committed a
fatuous blUnder common to Tory leader
ship. In giving temporary check to
liberalism ne has strengthened Its
forces and widened Its sc0pe.-St. Louis
Post-Dispatch.
The appointment by President CIeye-
land yesterday OF a minister to Hawaii
and a consul general to Honolulu does
not look as if the administration con-
templated annexation. 1t would hardly
be worth while to send these repre-
sentatives way out there if the islands
were to be made part and parcel of this
country. Evidently the programme is.
mo Hawaiian annexation New York
Herald.
If tue Republicans continue to imi-
tate the Democrats of the Fifty-first
congress by refusing to answer to their
names when the roll is called, in order
to conceal the fact thai quorum is
present, and to defeat the attempt of
the Democrats to transact bu slneSS, the
Democrats may have to resort to Tom
Reeds rules, after all Milwaukee
Wisconsin.