The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-12-21
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settle BE- Hss'itsD question DAG trr setts
.gfooev bill
-rfospeuly doost prove Anyibisg.
Tie blsgss, aldle 10 the orcLestrs pIsy'
The issesl Bates
Teacher C.s ssy Of yen TIL me ubst
is meat ~ ha re tada.lre,f Billy Busbr
tprogp,ly) " 10 our house they're ssv
IA 100 ) Aa osfrJiG 10 coal
A ui,rues ts ,tf exclaimed sIfl At
.resutry ,Hiee, sbsa "kod by lady 10
search q ssFrGLt, for a recommendation.
40 ~by should give yea riereoce2 lts
meselt lbAt.s got to I've uid ye.bot ye vid
me
- leo there meihlag the matter With
the ieet 10 tLts Toom ssked the editor
SIR replied the bsugLty man. ~ho stco'
by bic dest, am apoei. Dot chltopo
diet
LATHE y u euess syef, body thought
~. slSsys gong to stay baby. latte
CIR Why Ltulc Boy Cause every
time suy visitors come, they always bold
up their hsods and say, Why. how he's
growul
Little Jobuuy sas scot by bis mother
Tor loAi Of bread, sud rsn bone With the
hal brld al arms length, because the Oa'
ksr s.id there was little Indian 10 il.
n fishes knew enough TO live 10 the
sroaod instead Of wstet, remarked Frank
they could Y ct I'll the worms they vsuted |
~ithout hooks Ia them.
-P1serby L thought you were blind
heniic,ot Well, boss times is 30 hard
sod competition is 50 great thst even
tItud msn ha' TO keep bis eyes open, j.
be ~ants to DO business at ali.
Mr.. keurich -Lsnd sskes. Mandy,
what yon ,ot 80 many knives aud iorkt
st each pl ate ior2 Mrs. Neslich In
sure don't kuos but thst's the way that
new man fixed them. isptzs likely III
!ast 10 .hos we've got en-.
-Ho,tess On, tbllk some people
are 30 dis sreesbIe Don't Jon bate pto.
pie who can slpe aud won'tl Old Grouchy
No. not so much as DO those who csol
eng aud vii
--Dar. ICES de way, said Rastus Her
P,e stole 40 ttole chickings for years al
never gol caught But dc mint goes al
buys one Tor supper is restei on spici3n
Hooe,ty's de sust policy | ebber seed.
Mrs C.llsghsn -I waut get a pair
Of sh0es Tor the small bye. Shopman-
French md masm2 Mrs Csllsehsn IN
dIsusnsntly - lndsde not He's me owl
son, aud Vss born aud bred in Am,ri
ty
A young lad, visiting for the first I
time 10 the country, was alarmed at the
spproicb OF a COW. She WAS too frlghteui
ed TO run, and shaking her parssol at the
animal, she tald IN very stern tone: Lie
down, sir, lie down.
i never in my lille, said clergy msn to
bic wife. after sermon 10 West Minister :,
abbey, 20 touched the congregation. They N
were sntrsnccdi every eye was upon mt y
rom the FIRST word TO the last, No won
Ter, sald his wife; your gloves were inside
our hat, ana wben you took it of they
on thet top OF your head all
through the sermon.
Porter OF Il eping car Your berth is NJ
he top on, lady, Passenger What DO
y on take me m A bundle Of old issbl
oned dry goods that you want to put oul
4 sight on the top shelf Porter Il a
leepibg cst--hu, madam; only an snse', C
' ho ought to be Is near heaven ss postil
Die rc
RIGHT Rev. Mr. CJssock Il e:estly
ear, my dear madam, that your husband r.
] destined 10 reap harvest OF tsres, y
Ira Swiftly Gay Indeed, fear 60, ish.
p, he has been 90 one for the last three
aye,
Mrs L,Isrly (vi'iIor) Your daugh
r. hasa doe touch, Mr.. Mor.itty. Mrs d.
Yis, go they DO be teltiu me; al sure
: 90 wouthsr, Tor shs loves pisnny, sn
liver TREE Of 1t, she has great tsshte Tor
oosic; bnt that is ovBly natural. for her "a
f.u father he'd his skull laid open vid N
oornet sta temperance pickDlo,
The Doctor ianerily) Look here, oy
)ioer, understand yoa have been telling thi
tople You ~oudu'i let me treat a.lek Dr.
st Of yours Dicer believe dill cay
hat The doctor Well sir, You II have or,
,.ie Il back. Dicer Very well | will.
will let you treat sick cat OF mine
III 10, very fond Of the old animal, any
%.
Speaking Of Thanksgiving, some pcot ~
e never tno~ when they ought TO be
s,ciul OH Jalse Peterby,s uoted y,
nan, has been laid np Tor some time 40,
lib the goat His lsss are swelIed 10 al q
,oruous ala, lie Is very imrGtieut,,hd pro
doctor, who i. slso ehur~h memb' ?. H'
baked htm, saying You stould be
stetul 10 the Almighty Tor bis EIudbes,