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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
Not the Same Story.

The following story is told by The Broad
Arrow: "The reported invention of bullet
proof 'plastron' recalls the anecdote con-
nected with the Duke of Wellington and a
somewhat similar invention. The inventor,
having obtained an interview with this
duke at the Horse Guards, was requested
to put on the armor, which was stated to
be Of some light material worn beneath the
clothing. The duke having expressed his
approval Of it's appearance, the inventor,
highly pleased, dilated on its perfect quail
ties warmly until the commander in chief
quietly asked one of his staff to order the
attendance Of file of the guards with u
few rounds Of ball cartridge. Needless to
add, the inventor made hurried exit, and
nothing more was heard Of this invulnera-
BILE armor." Some of our readers may
think they have read this anecdote in this
column before, but they are in error. The
last time we printed it the grim general
was Napoleon. and the time before that
Gustavus Adolphhs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
AT THE GATEWAY OF THE RATIONAL PARK

Great attitudes fa,rish y gymnasium
whore the respiratory organs are compelled
to be exercised, and, consequently become
larger and moro efficient.
Altitude, also, prevents instead of inducing
hcmorrhage, as was the old opinion. This
fact has been well established by experiences
end observation.
Prof. NJ. W. Harrington, chief of the q, A.
weather bureau, says:
Santa Fe lies in the driest part of tho
United States. This region Is extensive, but
changes in form from ssasou to season.
Santa Ee is always in 1t, however.
THE WATERS or aANSA e.
DR.. ]. B. Banter vice-Yreaident Ct the
American Health Resort association rays:
ut Ii worth travelling milea to drink O;
such waters Is fow throughthis deep cut in
the mountains and supply the city of Santa
Fe for domestic purposes and for irrigation
of the fruit farms. The water is absolutely
pure, cold and fresh from the melting
SHOWS above, or trickling from springs in
the mountain side. 1t is free from all lime,
alkali or other ingredients so very injurious
to the consumptive patient. Such water In
q great boon anywhere and at any time, bu.
here, where other features Of sunshine and
pure air combine to produces an idea,
climate, 1t 10 Of special value"
sTArIsrIcAL INFORMATION.
The annual temperature varies but litt!a
from year to year. The following tables tall
the tale:
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REsOUkCEs.

Santa Fe county has An area Of 1,4Ss,0os
acres and a population Of 1000. The prin.
Opal occupations are mining, sheep and cat
tic raising, truck farming and fruit growing.
The valley soils are especially adspted to
horticulture and there Is at h.nd uave7
falling market in the mining camps.
In the southern portion of the county.
mining forms the principal industry, the
large deposits of coal, lead, silver, iron, cop
Per and gold, in veins as well as in the form
Of placer gold, at Cerrillos, New Placers
(Dolores), Golden and San Pedro being just
" noted Tor their richnesa.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
How a Young Doctor Diagnosed.

How a Young Doctor Diagnosed.
Young Doctor to Patient-Let me look
at your tongue H'm-troubled with dys-
pep
Patient--Not abit. can cut sole leather.
Young Doctor-Let me feel your pulse.
H'm-wakefulness at night!
Patient-Sleep like a top.
Young Doctor-Let me see your tongue.
H'm-dizziness and pains in
Patient-No.
Young Doctor-Let me feel your pulse.
H'm-easily tired, with an indisposition to
mental exertion of any
Patient-No.
Young Doctor--Iet me see your tongue.
Hm-headache and stiffness of the
Patient-Haven't had q headache in 25
years.
Young Doctor-Let me feel your pulse.
Hm--you are using too much tobacco.
Patient-Never touch it in any shape.
Young Doctor-Let me see your pulse
er-I mean your tongue. H'm-too much
confined to your desk. You need fresh air
and
Patient-I'm letter carrier.
Young Doctor-Let me feel your tongue
that is, should say your pulse. H'm-you
have tired feeling come over
Patient-Never.
Young Doctor-Let me sec your-never
mind. your tongue. Feverish at times,
with desire for water.
Patient--No, beer.
Young Doctor--Do you drink beer!
Patient-Oh, yes.
Young Doctor-To excess.
Patient--No.
Young Doctor Tell me how many glasses
a day?
Notwithstanding more and sometimes
fewer
Young Doctor-I thought So We men,
bers of the medical profession are seldom
deceived in our diagnosis of case.
Patient-Am In any danger, doctors
Young Doctor--No immediate danger.
but it's lucky you called mo milwaukee
Blade.
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When yer sorter sour on Twin through the
worry an the fret,
Their 10 nothin that will mako ~ feel 80 dne
Az to hustle fur the hleachin boards an set an
set an set
A-rootin fur yer baseball nine.
The people in the gran stan simply cheer the
players on
They halter show they knows what man
ners is
But right down on the hleachin boards IL where
they have tho fun,
Fur rootin ID the thing that does the biz.
Yer toes 80 digg1n in the planks, yer hands are
shst up tight,
While yer fingers fairly hurt-so close they
Irvine,
Tell 80 have ter let yerself right out An yell
with ill yer might.
When yer rootin fur yer baseball nine.
An when yer fellers conquer 'sm, 5es' like 70
know they would
An git q record leadin ali the line,
70 feel like 70 was in It, like 70 done = heap O.
good,
A-rootin fur yer baseball nine.
-wasAipgton Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
Important Announcement
To Those Who Contemplate Trip to the
Worlds Fair.

Under its new summer schedule now IN
effect, the Burlington route is enabled to
offer increased facilities in train service
and fast time from Denver eastward.
Train No. 6, "the Chicago and st. Louis
Special" leaves Denver daily at 1886 a. M,
reaching Chicago at 4:l0 and st. Louis at
800 p. H., the next afternoon, being only
one night on the road.
Train No. 2, the popular evening
"Flyer," leaves Denver at 1910 p. M,
reaching Chicago at 1920 and St. Louis at
1925 the second morning.
These trains consist of vestibuled Pull.
man sleepers, chair cars and diners, serv-
ing all meals en- route, and making quick
er time by several hours than any other
road. For full information, tickets and
sleeping berths, call on local ticket
agents, or address G. W. Vallery, General
Agent, 1900 Larimer street, Denver.
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Too sympathetic.

In Liverpool recently a sentimental
young lady from town was on the Cunard
steamship quay, where she saw O young
girl sitting on trunk in an attitude of ut
ter detection and despair.
"Poor thing" thought the romantic lady,
"she is probably alone and a stranger. Her
pale cheeks and great sad eyes tell of q
broken heart and yearning for SYM
pathy."
She went over to the traveller to win her
confidence.
"Crossed in love9' she asked sympathet-
ically.
mo" replied the girl with a sigh,
"crossed in the Servia, and an awfully
rough passage too!''--London Spare Mo
ments
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09

Mr.. Thomas Bate, editor of the Graph
ic, Texarkana, Arkansas, has found what
he believes to be the best remedy in ex-
istence for the fux. His experience is
we'll worth remembering. He says: LAST
summer had a severe attackof fux. l
tried almest every known remedy, none
giving relief. Chamberlain's Cole,
Cholera and Diarrh9a Remedy was rec
commended to me. I purchased bottle
and received almost immediate relief. L
continued to use the medicine and was en-
tirely cured. take pleasure in recon-
mending this medicine to any person suf-
fering from such disease, as In my opin-
ion it is the best medicine in existence"
25 and so cent bottles for sale by A. c.
Ireland, ir.
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KEY TO THE ABOVE.

KEY To THE AbUVE.
First train leaves Santa Fe at 5:l5 p. M.
connects with No. 5 west bound, returning
at 1925 p. m.
Second train leaves Santa Fe at 9:05 p. m.
connects with No. 2 east bound and returns
at lao p. III.
Third train leaves Santa Fee at HAS p. m.
connects with No west bound, returning
at 1885 a. m.
Fourth train leaves Santa at Fe TAO am.
connects with No. 4 east bound, returning
l at 9:45 a. m.
Nos. and are the northern Californis
and Ell Paso trains.
Nos. 8 and are the southern Californis
trains.
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EASY. TO TAKE


DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
Smallest, easiest, cheapest, best.
They're tiny, sugar coated, anti
bilious granules, a compound Of re-
fined and concentrated vegetable
extracts. Without disturbance or
trouble, Constipation, Indigestion,
Bilious Attacks, Sick and Bilious
Headaches, and all arrangements of
the liver, stomach, and bowels are
prevented, relieved, and cured.
Permanently cured, too. By their
mild and natural action, these little
Pellets lead the system into natural
ways again. Their influence lasts.
And they're the cheapest pills you
can buy, for they're guaranteed TO
give satisfaction in every case, or
your money is promptly returned.
You pay only for the good yon
oct.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
Reduced Rates to Chicago.

You can go to Chicago and return via
the A. T. & s. F. R. R. for one fare for the
round trip on the following dates, viz
Tickets on sale July II, good to return
July 81, or 90. On sale July "a, good to
return July 2s, or August 4. On sale July
81, good to return August 4, or II. On
sale August Z, good to return August II
or IS. Also, on July II, "a, 81 and Aug. 7, 9
reduction of $1.25 will be made on one
way tickets to Chicago.
W. NJ. SMITH, Agent.
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"Crossed in love9" she asked sympathet-


Mr.. Hudson Rivers is an enthusiastic
fisherman, and he always managesto bring
home fish. A few mornings ago, being
fully equipped with rod, ETC., he stopped
on his way to the fishing boat at a Harlem
fish market.
what can do for you todayf' asked
the urbane proprietor.
PUT aside that big striped bass until I
get back am going to catch him while l
am out at the fishing banks today. "-Texas
Siftings
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sudden Death! That startling News
Heading.

The public is becoming accustomed to
the above heading, but nevertheless it al
WAYS CONVEYS shock Sudden death In
a vast majority of cases results from
heart disease, manifested by any one or
several of the following symptoms: Short
breath, palpitation, irregular pulse, wind
in stomach, pain in side, shoulder or
arm, under left shoulder blade, between
shoulders or in bowels, irregular or inter
mittent pulse, oppressed feeling in chest,
choking sensation, weak or hungry spells,
difficult breathing, swelling of feet or
ankles, dropsy. DR.. Miles New Heart
Cure speedily remedies all these. Sold by
A. G. Ireland, jr., on guarantee, who will
give you his elegant book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making DeWitt's Little EARLY
Risers. The result is a specific for sick
headache, biliousness and constipation.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
star Of the South.

Go to Velasco for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, where the soil
is natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years %
degrees above zero. Warmest day % de
grees. Velasco offers the best invest.
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, velasco Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09

"A WISE fIOtlbAohs
Mr.. Baldie-I have discovered that bald
ness Is wise provision Of nature.
Philosopher-That's discovery surely.
''Yes. You have noticed doubtless that
am bald as billiard ball as far down as
the rim of my hat, but below that the hair
grows as luxuriantly as ever"
''Yes, that is usually the case"
Exactly. Well, now comes my discov-
cry. Barber shops are often drafty, you
know"
Every frequently"
"Too true. Sure to give folks influenza,
pneumonia and don't know what all"
Drafts are always dangerous"
"That's it. Well baldheaded man can
have his hair cut without removing his
hat New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
The Town LOafer

Now, in the village quiet,
He loafs from store to store;
He whites sticks, talks politics,
Tells jokes we've heard before.
Predicts the fruit crops failure,
And pauses on his way
Where Bonded necks lean over "checks,
And tells 'em how to play.
From dawn to dark he lounges,
And, when no help can save,
He tells 'em how to run the town,
Then-loafs into his grave.
Atlanta Constitution.
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The Alameda

A new and very attractive resort in the
charming Mesilla valley, one mile from
Las Cruces, N. NJ. Thoroughly comfort
ablo and home-like. Strictly first-class
in every respect. The choicest of fresh
fruits at all seasons and Jersey milk and
cream speciality. Livery furnished at
reasonable rates. Terms $40 to 81 per
week. For further particulars, address
j. X. LIVINGSTON,
Las Cruces, N. M
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09

Everything catarrhal in its nature,
Catarrh itself, and all the troubles
that come from Catarrh, are per-
fectly and permanently cured by
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. No
matter how bad your case or of how
long standing, you can be cured.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
Fifty-six Hours to New York via
The wabash.

Leave Denver, Pueblo and Colorado
Springs, Monday evening; arrive Kansas
City, Tuesday, p. M; arrive Toledo
(Wabash Short Line), Wednesday, 4:3o p
M; leave Toledo Lake Shore Flyer),
Wednesday, z p. M; arrive New York IN.
Y. CentraD, Thursday, II a. III.
Avoid the rush and crowd at Chicago.
G. M. HAMpsoN, Com1 Agent,
1924 18th st., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09

Frank Masterson has fitted up his
cabinet maker and carpenter shop, on
corner opposite Boletin Popular Office on
Water street. He is prepared to do al
kinds of upholstering, cabinet making
and general carpenter work, with neat.
ness and dispatch, and solicits the public'i
patronage. If you have any extra nice
or difficult work to do, give him a call.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
Matrimonial Itcm.

Mr.. CHUNKY How arc you coming on
with your lawsuit? You know you told
me that Sharke had swindled you out of
$4,000.
Mr.. Manygirls-Oh, we have made a COM
promise He has married my eldest daugh-
ter.--Exchange.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09

Santa Fe, the city of the Holy Faith Of ~
Francis, is the capital Of New Mexico, trade
center, sanitarium and Archepiscopal see.
An Indian Pueblo had existed on the site pre-
vious to the 10Th century. Its name wac
O.ga-p'ho-ge, but it was abandoned
before Coronado's time. The Spanish town
Of Santa Fe was founded in 1905, it is there
fore the second Oldest European settlement
still sxtant in the United States. In 1904
came the first venturesome American trader
the forerunner of the great line Of mer-
chants who have made traffic over the 5anta
Ee trail, worldwide in its celebrity.
CITY OF SANTA TE.
The city lies in q charming nook on he
west side Of the Santa Fe range and If Ell.
tered from the northern winds bya sp OF
low hills which extend from the moul ms
west a. far as the Rio Grande. It lies che
center of the valley at the mouth of a pictur'
esque canon, the chief entrance to the Pecos
National Park, and through which runs the
Rio Santa Fe, q beautiful mountain stream,
having its rise in tho Santa Fe range Of
mountains. Its elevation is 6,868 feet. Its
populatinn Is 1850. It has good schools and
churches. There II an excellent system OF
and electricity. It has more points Of his
torio interest than any other place on the
North American continent. Land may be
purchased at prices to snit the rich or the
poor. Five acres In Santa Fe or vicinity
will produce moro than can be produced
anywhere else in the world. Our markets
arc close at hand and We can successfully
compete with any other locality. Since the
first fruit tree was planted in the Santa Fe
valley there has been but one failure in the
nuit crop. What place, what country can
approach this record?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09

Miss Pinkerly a pity that all the
good looking people csn't'be bright, and
all the bright people good lookings
Young Tutter-Yes, indeed 1t Is, Miss
Pinkerly. But tell me, II you had your
choice, which would you bei-Lffe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
Only Right to Tell,

The Rev. Mark Guy Pearse, the eminent
English divine, writes:
bedford PLACE, RUSSELL SQUARE,
London, December 10, 1888. J
II think it only right that l should tell
you of how much use I find Allcock's
Porous Plasters in my family and among
those to whom have recommended them.
l find them a very breastplate against
colds rnd coughs"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
NO DOoRBELL.
Mrs. Sparks Little Purchase Is a Little
Too Previous.

Mrs. Sparks Little Purchase Is a Little
Too Previous.
1t was the Sparks family's first night in
the new fat, and Mr.. Sparks felt as every
man feels who has been moving all day.
The drayman had dropped a trunk on
the family clock and made it useless for all
time
1--WE must get another clock, my dear, "
said Mrs. Sparks, and we may as we'll get
a handsome one for the oak mantel in the
front room, and good timekeeper so you
won't be late at the Office any more"
Mr.. Sparks had just paid $50 to one land
lord to let him out and $50 to another to
let him in.
Zone O'Clock is as good as another" said
he, land l can't waste my money On fancy
ones. The works are all the same, and
don't propose to pay for gingerbread orna-
mentation."
Every we'll" said Mrs. Sparks.
That was on Monday Tuesday night Mr..
Sparks slept soundly until O'Clock. Then
the ringing of the electric front door bell,
just over the mantel in the dining room,
reused him. There was no let up in the
sound as Mr. Sparks pulled on his trousers
and tucked in his nightgown.
1.-The fellow must have his foot planted
on the button" he thought as he went
barefooted down two flights Of unexpected
stairs, while the bell kept up its tattoo be-
hind him. He was in an agony lest il
awake the baby, a contingency that meant
no peace till morning, for the Sparks baby
was of a nervous temperament. The bell
! stopped its clamor just as Mr.. Sparks
reached the front door and threw it open
The wind swept in and chilled his knees
but there was no one there He crept an
grily back up stairs.
who in the name Of decency," he de
manded Of Mrs. Sparks, would ring on,
doorbell at this hour of the night and then
run away believe it was some of your
fool friends"
'Our doorbell!" echoed Mrs. Sparks
sweetly. THAT wasn't our doorbell. dear
1t was the S0-cent alarm clock that bought
yesterday ringing off six hours ahead Of
time. Chicago Tribune.
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What It Might he.

Mrs. Meadow lat city hoteD - 600!
There's fly in this soup.
Mr.. Meadow (who has travelled some)-
Hush, Miranda, don't speak so loud. No
use exposin our ignorance. This tarnal
bill Of fare is in French, and mebby we or
dered fly soup.-Life.
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A reasonable Call.

1t is SO beastly hot that think must
call on Miss Millions.
What has Miss Millions to do with the
weather?
She always gives me such COOL recep-
ton, don't you know
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
No Doubt oft.

Quericus--I wonder who originated the
word "henpecked."
Witticus-Ca say. The frat rooster
should imagine. Vogue.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
The Perversity or Man,

In winter, when the frozen ground
Was hid by snow in every lot,
/ wished that summer had come arounc
And everything was boiling hot.
In summer, when the weather's warm
And the humidity's intense,
I'm longing for wintry storm
And snowdrifts higher than the fence
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
victory! The Greatest the World
Has known.

To many man, stricken on the field OF
battle, the cry of victory has fallen CRATE
fully; but even more grateful to an in
dividual is realizing sense that by the
use of DR.. Miles Restorative Nervine he
has achieved victory over any nervous
afaiotion, such as prostration, SICK mead
ache, poor memory, dizziness, s!eepless-
ness, neuralgia, hysteria, fits, dullness'
sexual debility, irritability, commissions
spinal irritability, st Vitus dance, etc
Testimonials of thousands of such cures
are in possession of the DR.. Miles Med
ical Co., Elkhart, Ind., Restorative Ner-
vine is sold by A. G. Ireland, jr, the
popular druggist, on guarantee. Ask
for a book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
WORLDS How to economize tim

WORLDS How to economize time
FAIR. and money as to see
the Worlds fair to best advantage, is a
question that may have puzzled you.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in ad-
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
Just issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. 1t contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map of Chicago, and
other information of value to sight-seers.
G. T. NICHOLSON, G.. P. & T. A., A., T. q 8.
F. r. R., Topeka, Kas., SANTA FE
and ask for free copy. ROUTE.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
Turning the Tnbl0S.

please, sir, it was 9:2O when you got
here. When we're late. you always keep
US after school," said the smart boy.
Every WE'LL" said the schoolmaster, you
shall all stay and keep me after school for
an hour. Tit Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09

Bilkins-Thcre goes Jack and his wife.
Mighty few people love each other as they
do.
Wilkins-Then why do they fight like
cats and dogs all the time?
Bilkins-They are jealous Of each other.
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
And He Never suspected Her.

She-I heard yesterday that you we're
engaged.
He-Help me make the report true,
won'tyou?
She will be an October bride.
-Somerville Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09

Mr.. H. j. Mayors, of Oakland, Md,
says: II have sold thirteen bottles OF
Ohamberlain's Cough Remedy to-day and
am literally sold out. This is the largest
sale on record of any one preparation IN
day over our counters. 1t gives the
best satisfaction of any cough medicine
we handle, and as seller it leads al
other preparations on this market" For
sale by A. @. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
A to that aistoric EGG.

Teacher-What can you say OF that
famous egg of Columbuss
Pupil latter mentally examining this
subiec from all points of view)-It must
be awfully tired by this time.-Chicgo
Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-09
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
His Weakness.

And you say Bills no longer here! said
the visitor to small western town.
That's what I said.
But l understood that he was one of
your leading citizens.
So he was, That's how we came to
lose him. One night we found him lead
ing the wrong boss.