The Sully County watchman. (Clifton, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1894, 1893-03-03
WIT AND HUMOR.

mouth RAMS Horn
No man ever lost his temper so that
he could not find it before he found
his collar BUTTON Galveston Nea0s.
One person with a chronic case OF
vanity sometimes gives the disease to
an entire Galveston Nea0s.
Johnny - What is heresv, papa?
Papa--A means of getting plenty OF
cheap advertising, my boy..-N Y.
Herald.
Minister (severely, to bad boy)-
Do YOU smoke cigarettes? Bad boy
Yes: but don't collect the pictures.-
Judge.
al do play little poker, but only
with my friends" They are handy to
borrow from, that's fact. ."-Indtan-
apolis JourmaL
Glasgow Landlord-When We gae
outside, Jock. yen see twa cabs. TAX
the first yin, for the other yin's no
there. Guid nich. Fun.
Spex-Didn't you marry Boston
woman? Hillow--No, but / did the
next thing to it. / married Miss
Bean.-Detroit Free Press.
She-Why, Charlie, what a pile of
letters. Billets doux, suppose9 He
Not at my time of life, my dear; bill
lies overdue.-1eras Sytiags.
Mother-Do you know why your
pa called Mr.. Blowhard liar, Tom
my? Tommy--Yes'm; he's a smaller
man than pa.--Brookiy's Life.
She Ga leader of fashion)-Doesn't
Wagner's music carry you away? He
Gan independently but my legs do
when l hear little Waterbury.
Wife-Doctor, my husband is sub
ject to fits. What shall ! do? Physi-
cian-Tell him TO order his clothes in
London. - CLothier and FurnjShcr.
Many a woman who resolves when
she is married to make over her hus-
band, ends hv being content 30 make
over her bonnets.-IerGs ,SJtings.
"You were out again playing poker
last night" said the father. "No,
father" replied the truthful young
man, Il was in just $17."-- WashtagtoU
Star.
care those shirts of Wigby's ready?"
asked the laundryman of his assistant.
"No, SIR" she replied; Il haven't had
time to tear off the neck bands YETI
Buffalo EGpress.
Whipper-I wonder why society
people are making such fad of slum-
ming just now? Snapper-They wish
to know what their ancestors were
like. I oIess.-P31ck
Il suppose you are too young to
have ever seen a slave auctioned from
the block?" yep. | once saw man
knocked down for song, though. -
A@dianap0iiS JoaW3Sat.
81 didn't see anything funny in the
story that fellow just told. What
made you laugh so over it?" DO you
know who he lisp" NO; who is he?"
Hes the head of our firm. "-LJc.
Don't you Think" the mother said
proudly. that her playing shows a re-
markable tinish?" Yes" replied the
young man absentIy; "but she was a
long time getting to it."-zHe Jury.
Mr.. Figg-Why, Tommy! Don't you
know any better than to declare that
terrapin can outrun a hare? Tom
my--Well, anyway, that's what a
teacher tortoise. - Indianapolis Jour-
no2
Mr.. ckyfellah-I often think of
that beautiful psalm, "The Lord is my
shepherd; | shall not want" De
Broke-Yes; it must seem beautiful to
q mil.ionaire.-.Sm SMITH, cray e Co.'s
Monthly
Il assure you didn't intend to be
rude, you know" said young Parvey
New. "Of course not, my dear fel.
low" said Jack de Broot. Il under
stand that 1t just came natural."--
Washington Star.
Jones-What was the matter with
that man who tainted, doctor? DIR.
Biggs-lIe is the holy Hierophant of
the Modern Woodmen ard his wife
asked him to saw stick of wood. The
shock did Minneapolis Journal.
The Wife Mercy on me! Johnny's
fallen in the town well, and it's ten
feet deep. Editor (calmly) - Five
thousand dollars damages, the paper
enlarged and the mortgage lifted.
The Lord will provide!-Atldnt0 Con-
stitutiOn.
Dr. Fourthly-I believe my sermon
on sincerity this morning sank deep
into some hearts and did good. Par
ishioner-Yes. AS Foley and his wife
went home he explained to people on
the street-car that his wfe's hair and
teeth were false-Lite.
Mr.. N. Z. Verylate-Have you ceased
to love me, Adele? | came early this
afternoon and you do not even look
glad to see me. Miss Adele Sarteau--
Indeed | am glad to see you! But this
is my hour for resting my features
from all xpression-V Vogue.
q don't like him." she declared.
"His conversation is SO stupidw "In-
deed" said Freddie, Il thought he
was good deal given to gossip and
personality" "Yes he is. | remem-
ber now, he talked of you almost con-
tinuously." - H'aShingtoN star.
Mans religion" says uncle Nose,
shouldn't be worn like cloak zall on
de outside. 1t dorter be mo- like a
porous plaster. De world may not see
1t, but de man knows it's dar, an his
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