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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28

complaints " and irregularities, peri
odical pains, displacements, internal
Inflammation or liberation, bearing
down sensations and kindred all
ments, if it ever fails to benefit or
cure, you have your money back.
Anything "just as good" or as
sure to bring help, could be-, and
would be, sold in just that way.
This guaranteed medicine is an
invigorating, restorative tonic, es-
pecially adapted to woman's needs
and perfectly harmless in any con.
dition of her system.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
No Health.

Mr.. Higgs, the provision dealer, was new
er known to take cheerful view of life un
der any circumstances. One morning a
customer on his way down town called at
the store to leave an order, and the follow
ing conversation ensued:
Good morning. Higgs Fine weather
we're having"
Yes" Higgs admitted, with deep
sigh and glance around his rather dingy
shop. dispose it's what ye might call fine
weather-out o. DOORS"
my wife wants you to send her around
some vegetables-a bushel of potatoes"-
Pm all out O. p'taters jest now" inter
posed Higgs sadly.
"H'ml Can you let us have half peck
Of tomatoes them"
mo. Pm all out o. tomayters Jest now"
well, how about turnips9" persisted the
would be customer.
'I'm all out o. turnups jest nowl'
'In that case must buy elsewhere" said
the unsuccessful applicant, turning to go.
"Oh, by the way, Higgs." he said as lie
paused on the threshold, you haven't
seemed very well Of late. How is your
health at present."
'Thankee," said Riggs, with the most
utterly respondent air that could be i'm
agined, ito tell the truth, Pm all out OF
health jest youths Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
Prices For Sermons.

Much has been said of the practice of
buying and selling sermons, a practice,
by the way, of no very special novelty.
Just before Toplady was about to be OF.
dained, Osborne, the bookseller, tho
friend Of johnson, Offered to supply him
with stock Of original sound sermons
for trifle. II would sooner buy sec.
ondhand Clothes" was the tart reply.
Don't be offended" said Osborne. Il
have sold many to bishop" The price
of sermons, as of all else, has varied
with the times. In 1910 bishop Of
LANDAU received from the churchwar-
dens Of st. Margaret's, Westminster, for
sermon on the Annunciation, a pike,
price 2s. 4d., gallon of wine, pence,
and boat hire-in all 3s. 4d. In the
seventeenth century sermons seem to
have been valued at about shillings
each. -Exchange.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
Too Much.
He had asked her to lie his wife.

How many men have asked women to be
their wives, and yet no man ever asks the
question without fear and trembling.
She was not beautiful, and her mother
was still living
Neither was she rich, but he had asked
her to be his wife.
She had not accepted him, nor yet had
she rejected him.
She told him to come to her on Sunday
evening, and he should have his final an
swer.
What tempest of emotion swept over
him until that Sunday evening camel
But it came at last, as Sunday evenings
have been coming ever since the week Of
creation ended. When he saw her, his heart
beat like triphammer.
She was cool and self possessed.
She was sure she had him.
well, WE'LL" he exclaimed eagerly, anx
iously, "let me have my answer"
She hesitated a moment.
Speak" he pleaded; 81 am prepared for
the worst"
II will be yours" she cried, flinging her
self at him.
He let her fall.
Great Casarl' he Groaned. II thought
was prepared, but l find am not" And
with low moan Of agony he sank to the
floor and rolled over four times.-Detroit
Free Press,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
Eer,ng ON the Patriotic citizen.

Egging ON the Patriotic Citizen.
Smartly-I don't believe I ought to vote.
Gritts--Nonsense! OF course you ought!
Smartly-But I'm afraid not.
Gritts-Haven't you any patriotism in
your
Smartly-Yes.
Gritts-And don't you believe it's a
citizens business to fulfill the duties of
citi-
Smartly-Certainly.
Gritts (ndignantly)-Then you still
mean to say that you throw away your
rights-that you think you ought not to
vote!
Smartly-Certainly. You see, haven't
registered.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
Self Praise.

Self praise is no recommendation, but
there are times when one must permit a
person to tell the truth about himself
When what he says is supported by the
testimony of others no reasonable man
will doubt his word. Now, to say that
Allcock's Porous Plasters are the only
genuine and reliable porous plasters made
10 not self praise in the slightest degree.
They have stood the test for over thirty
years, and in proof of their merits it is
only necessary to call attention to the
cures they have effected and to voluntary
testimonials of those who have used them.
Beware of limitations and do not be de-
ceived by Misrepresentation. Ask for
Allcocks, and let no solicitation or ex-
PLANTATION induce yon to accept a substi-
tute
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
The Straight Way Was Good Enough.

The Straight Way Was Good Enough.
She walked up to the fan counter of
large store, rustling in silk petticoat and
gorgeous in russell shoes and channels
gloves.
"Have you," she began in loud but not
absolutely certain voice, 'have you-er-
any Of those derseeacyle fans9"
"Any what?" inquired the clerk in amaze.
ment.
"Oh," said the young person loftily,
they're generally called fans derseeaycle,
but the straight way seemed good enough
for me-"
When even this information failed to
throw any light on the subject, she walked
out again, saying that she'd look elsewhere
where the clerks knew something. Such
are the ways of the fin de steele young per-
son.-Omaha Bee.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
star of the South.

Go to Velasco for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, where the soil
is a natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years 25
degrees above zero. Warmest day % de
grees. Velasco offers the best invest
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, Velasco Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
The Wrong Man.

Bret Harte isso frequently complimented
as the author Of Little Brooches" that he
is almost as sorry it was ever written as is
Colonel John Hay, who would prefer his
fame to rest on more ambitious work. A
gushing lady, who prided herself upon her
literary tastes. said to him once: my dear
Mr.. Harte, l am so delighted to meet you.
l have read everything you ever wrote, but
Of all your dialect verse there is nonethat
compares to your Little Breeches.'" II
quite agree with you, madam" said Mr..
Harte, "but you have put the little breeches
on the wrong acknowledgement.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
The Grand Canon of the Colorado

the most sublime of natures work on earth,
indescribable, can easily be reached via
Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs on this
road. To the natural bridge Of Arizona and
Montezuma's we'll you can journey most di-
rectly by this line. Observe the ancient In
dian civilization of Laguna or Acoma, "the
City of the Sky" Visit the petrifed forest
near Garlic. See and marvel at the freak
of Canon Diablo. Take a hunting trip in
the magnificent pine forests of the San
Francisco mountains. Find interest in the
ruins of the prehistoric
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
The Alameda

new and very attractive resort in the
charming Mesilla valley, one mile from
Las Cruces, N. M. Thoroughly comfort
able and home-like. Strictly first-class
in every respect. The choicest of fresh
fruits at all seasons and Jersey milk and
cream a specially. Livery furnished at
reasonable rates. Terms $40 to $l4 per
week For further particulars, address
j. K. LIVINGSTON,
Las Cruces, n. NJ.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
The Prisoners Friend.

Mrs. Sophia Little, who died recently
at Newport, r. l., was known as the
prisoners friend" She devoted nearly
her whole life to visiting prisons in New
England, giving her means and her tai
ents for the amelioration of their in
mates. She founded the Sophia Little
Home For Women in Providence.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
nollday Excursion Rates

Round trip tickets will be sold to all
points in New Mexico, within 200 miles
Of Santa Fe at the rate of one lowest
frst-class fare. Dates of sale December
20, "a, Is, 80 and 81, 1898, and January 1,
1894. Limited for return on January, 8,
1894. Continuous passage in each direc-
ton. H. II. LuTz,
G. T. NICHOLSON, Agent.
q. P. & T. A.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
Correcting Him.

sound of singing was percolating
through the house from the kitchen.
Isn't that Christmas carol? asked
the visitor.
No, said Tommy, who was entertaining
the guest for the nonce, her name amt
Carroll at all. It's Flynn.
Indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
Grand Canon Of Colorado River.


On the Santa Fe route, in northern
Arizona, 1852 miles from Kansas City, is
the town of Flagstaff. A tri-weekly stage
line runs from Flagstaff to the Grand
Canon of the Colorado river. More than
mile in depth, this is the aublimest of
gorges-a Titan of chasms. Twenty
Yosemites might be hidden unseen below,
and Niagara would, look scarcely larger
than brook.
Don't fail to visit this first wonder of
the world. You can "read up" about it by
asking g. T. Nicholson, G. P. & T. A., A.
7. & s. F. R. R. Co., Topeka, Kas., to mail
you free copy of an illustrated book
describing this terra incognita. The book
is no common affair; but is entertainingly
written, beautifully illustrated and gem
of the printers art.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
Miles, Nerve Il Liver pills

Act on new notwithstanding the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taste
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equaled for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, so doses IS cts. Sam
pies Free, at A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28

So sure to cure every case
Of Catarrh, is DR.. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy that its pro-
prietors make you this offer
+" If you can't be cured, per-
manently, we'll pay you $500
in cash"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
Cheap Holiday Excursion Rate,

December %, "a, 26, 30 and 81, 1893,
and January 1st 1894, q rate of one stand
ard local for the round trip will be in ef-
feet from all stations on the line of Santa
Fe Southern and d. Il R. g. railroads in
Colorado and New Mexico. Tickets will
be limited to continuous passage in each
direction going, beginning with date of
sale, with final limit to return until jan
uary 3, 1894. W. L. PERsAINo,
Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
lsreat Head.

Watts-I never buy from peddlers, be.
cause most of them are foreigners.
Potts-I don't see any reason for that,
Watts-I do; because know if I was sell
ling to foreigner myself what sort of
truck would stick him with it if could.
See!
indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
A New Cause, Thousands Flock to its
Standard.

standard.
When new cause is presented to the
public it always excites attention. A prom
inent physician has said that la grippe,
during the last three years, has done more
to weaken the hearts of the world than
any other cause that has ever existed.
Those who have had this malady and
subsequently found themselves subject
to palpitation, short breath, irregular
pulse, wind in stomach, pain in side or
shoulder, smothering spells, fainting,
dropsy, and ETC., may feel assured they
have heart disease, which unless checked
at once, may result fatally. DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure is the only remedy that
can be relied upon to effect cure. Sold
by A. @. ireland jr., on guarantee. Ask
for the Doctors new book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
Cave and Cliff DweIlers.

View the longest cantilever bridge in Anne,
lea across the Colorado river.
r. r. Gabel, General Supt.
w. A. B1ssELL. Gen. Pass. Agt
H. 8. VAN SLYoK,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, N. NJ.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
lyon are Going East

II will be to your advantage to know the
Wabash is the shortest line between Kan
sas City and st. Louis.
The Wabash is the shortest and most
direct route between Kansas City and
Detroit or Toledo, connecting at both
those points with the trunk lines east.
The Wabash forms the most convenient
route from western points to Chicago,
and lands passengers in Chicago more
conveniently to the Worlds fair lines than
any other road.
The Wabash runs finer equipments for
both first and second-class passengers
than any other route. Gall or write.
O. M. HANPsoN, Coml Agent,
1924 18th st., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
A sieht o. Comfort.

Ragged Robert What fur arc yeh carry.
in that scrap o. paper aroundi
Moldy Mike-It's sight o. comfort, that
bit o. readin is. got Il out of newspa-
per-
Ragged Robert-W What's II about
Moldy Mike-It's an article tellin Of tn
millions O. disease breeding bacteria that's
been found II, \ bank note Bits
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
THE WAY OUT

OF WOman'S tr0uD-
les is with Doctor
Pierce's Favorite
Prescri p tt on.
Safely and GER
tainly, every deli
cate weakness, de-
rangement and
disease peculiar to
the sex is perma-
nently cured.
Out of all the
medicines for wo.
men, the I" Favor
tie Prescription "
is the only one
that's guaranteed
to do what is
claimed for it.
In all " female
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
Dough Drops.

Dough Drops.
Jones--My wife essayed new role to-
day, as cook.
Brown-Mine essayed several.
Jones-What were they?
Brown-Light rolls, and they we're SO
heavy could hear them drop when swal-
lowed them.
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
An Unpopular Policy.

Gudders-Why don't you act always as
your conscience tells you you shonld!
Cynicus-I make enough enemies as it is.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28

should be Arrested, The Popular De-
mand.
Who? What should be arrested? All
excessive nervousness, dyspepsia, head
ache, dizziness, sleeplessness, neuralgia,
nervous debility, dullness, confusion of
mind, nervous prostration, and etc.
They should be arrested, or, stopped, be-
fore they develop into condition that
can but result fatally. For this purpose
no remedy equals DR.. Miles Restorative
Nervine, the discovery of the renowned
specialist, whose remedies are the
wonder of the civilized world. Nervine
is sold by A. G. Ireland jr., on positive
guarantee. Ask for his book free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
When Your Eye Strikes This Stop
and Read 1t.

The famous hot springs of Arkansas
world renowned for their health qualities
and as health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa
ciflc railway. Sufferers of "la grippe" in
Auenza, asthma aud kindred diseases can
obtain relief by visit to this famous
sanitarium.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
The Main Thiur.

She is going to marry him after all,
thenf
Yes; he has come into lot of money.
Where did it come FRONT
Nobodys knows.
IL she content to marry him knowing
nothing about where he got his money!
She knows all she wants to know; she
knows he has got II.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars

No change is made by sleeping car passen-
gers between San Francisco and Kansas
City, or San Diego and Los Angeles and
Chicago.
The Atlantic & Pacific Railroad, the
great middle route across the American con.
tinent, in connection with the rail ways of
the Santa Fe route" Liberal management
superior facilities; picturesque scenery;
excellent accommodations.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28

Leave Chicago at $3.50 p. m. $50 r. m
Arrive at Chicago $50 a. M, 9:10a. m.
Leaves Kansas City at Loo p. H.; LOS p. M;
Arrives at Kansas City at 500 a. M; 4:40 p.
m
Leave La Junta ZOO a. m. $3.50 a. m. Ar
rive at La Junta at $40 a. m. $3.50 a. m.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-28

Arrive Los Angeles 1850 a. M. 6: 80 p. m
Leave Los Angeles at 700 a. m 5:15 p. M.
Arrive San Diego 1880 p. m. 800 p. m.
Leave San Diego at 2:10 p. m. 2:10 p. m.
Arrive San Francisco 9:15 a. m. Leave at
$3.50 p. m.
CONNECTIONS.
ALBUQUERQUE-A., T. 4 s. r. Railway
for all points east and south.
ASH FORK-Santa Fe, Prescott & Phoenix
railway for Fort Whipple and Prescott
and connection with stage lines for points
in Central Arizona.
SELIGMAN-P. & A. Railway for Prescott.
BLAKE-Nevada Southern Railway for
Purdy and connection with stage lines for
mining districts north.
BARSTOW- Southern California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other Cali
fornia points.
MOJAVE-Southern Pacific Company for
San Francisco, Sacramento and other
Northern California points.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-02-14

E~All transient advertisements and SUBJ
scriptions must be prepaid.
papers. nor to receive payments from
subscribers.
~Single copies of the DAILY ADvER-
TIsER or WEEKLY GAZETTE can al
ways be purchased from the News
Dealers or at the office of publica-
ton, 46 Merchant street.
E~RATES- DAILY ADVERTISER, scots.
per month, or $500 year,
year in advance. Papers not
promptly paid for on presentation
of the bill, will be stopped without
further notice.
E~Subscriptions for the DAILY ADVER-
TIsER and WEEKLY GAZETTE may be
paid at the publication office, 46 Mer-
chant street, or to the collector,
T. J. PETEgNAN, who is authorized to
receipt for the same.
F$A Any subscriber who pays to the I'M
dersigned for either paper one year,
strictly in advance, will receive one
copy of the TOURISTS GUIDE as
premium.
E~Ten Dollars reward will be paid for
information that will lead to the
conviction OF any one stealing the
Daily or Weekly left at the Office or
residence of subscribers.
f~Lengthy advertisements should be
handed in during the day, to insure
publication the next morning. Short
notices received up to 10 P. N.
HAWAIIAN GAZETTE CO.,
81. III. WHITNEY, Manager.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-02-14
The illustrated Tourists Guide

That popular work, "THE ToURIsTs
GUIDE THROUGH THE HAwAuAN ISL
ANDs," is meeting with steady sale
both at home and abroad. Tourists and
others visiting these islands should be
in possession OF a copy OF it. It is a per-
feet mine of information relating to the
scenes and attractions to be met with
here. Copies in wrappers can be had at
lhe publication Office, IS Merchant
street, and at the News Dealers. Price
60 eents
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-02-14

The following certificate which
was procured from the United
States Brewers Academy for the
purpose of aseertaining the good
quality of the "Budweiser Beer
brewed by the FRED. MILLER
BREWING Co., Milwaukee, Wis,
explains itself:
New YORK, April 9, 1892.
FRED MILLER BREWING Co.,
MILWAUKEE, WIS.
GENTLEMEN: The sample of beer which
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-02-14

Ledgers with patent backs at the
GAZETTE office.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-02-14

According to this analysis, We beg to
state that in our opinion, the Beer has
been well brewed, well fernented and
well stored. It has good life and shows
good keeping qualities. The Beer has a
good and nice round taste, and We can
safely recommend it as q wholesome be-
verage. Yours respectfully,
UNITED STATES BREWERS ACADEMY,
per NJ Schwarz.
In addition to the fact that this
Beer contains remarkably little
alcohol, we beg to say that it is
brewed of genuine hops and the
very best Wisconsin barley, known
as Scotch Fife" and the water is
taken from the celebrated Wawa-
tosa mineral springs well known
throughout the Northwest; in fact
it is the only Milwaukee Beer
brewed with mineral spring water.
Ed. HoFFscHLAEGER & Co.,
Sole Importers, Hawaiian Islands.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-02-14
SPECIAL NOTICE.

III. III. WHITNEY, Manager
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-05-01

No one should return from New York
until they have inspected the important
Jewels and Silverware Of Howard 81
Co., 264 Fifth avenue. The best assOrt-
ment in America.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-05-01
THE RED RIVER.

Congressman BoEN'S plan to prevent
the disastrous spring OverfloWS of the
Red river seems feasible. AS he states,
spring begins OH the upper river from
a week to a month earlier than below.
Thus the stream is swelled by the wa
ters of all the small tributaries, and the
ice is drifted northward and gorged be-
low, causing the most valuable lands in
the valley to be overfiowed. The de-
struction to property is great every
spring, but it is enormous this time.
The plan is to turn the surplus water at
the south end, which is the head of the
river, southwark through Lake Traverse
and Big Stone lake, or over Otter Tail
river, into the Mississippi. As stated in
a Washington special, this plan was re-
ferred to Gen. CASEY several years ago,
and he made an adverse report Now
the general indicates more favorable
views upon the subject.
Big Stone and Traverse lakes are
united by high water, so that 1t would
not be difficult or expensive to turn the
overflow toward the Mississippi and
save the country below from the gteat
floods. Mr. BOEN will at once submit
the matter to the people of the five
counties which suffer, and if indorsed
he will prepare bill to submit to con-
gress.
Vast areas of land in the five counties
are worthless because OF these spring
overfows; and much of the land which
is under cultivation is liable to be over
flowed any spring. To be relieved from
the spring floods would be worth mill
ions of dollars to the people of the Red
river vale y and to the state.