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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
VENERABLE TOAD.
1T is ESTIMATED THAT 1T HAD LIVED Owe
4 Nl0 YEARS

1T is ESTIMATED THAT 1T HAD LIVED OVER
1000 YEARS.
In laying the foundation of house
in Whitesborough some fifty years ago
the workmen nad occasion to split a
large stone from the milestone grit,
says the Detroit Free Press, 1t was
perfectly close grained and compact.
On opening it, however, they dis
covered a black or dark brown spher-
ical mass. This they removed and
turned over, when to their unbounded
surprise it proved to be toad, much
larger than the common species and
of very dark color. 1t was perfect
ly torpid, but after contact with the
fresh air it began to show signs of life
and to hop about in heavy and pom
dereus manner. The workmen, being
ignorant fellows, paid no attention to
the toad which hoped around for
several days and then disappeared.
They laid the stone in the wall SO
that the cavity remained in sight for
many years The story was subse-
quently Investigated by scientists,
who from the testimony of several
witnesses were satisfied of its truth.
The milestone grit is the oldest of
the secondary rocks, and must have
been formed many centuries before.
1t was supposed that the toad
might have grown from an egg de-
post through some minute cleavage
in the rock, but no cleavage could be
fonnd, and the only explanation pos
sible is that the toad found its way
into the grit while the latter was in
aqueous solution, over a, 900 years ago:
that grit hardened around it, and that
it existed within the rock ever since
A somewhat similar discovery was
made while the Erie canal was being
excavated. At that time when digging
through a ridge of dry gravel the
workmen came upon several hundred
living mollusca of the mya cariosa and
mya purpurea families They cooked
and ate number, and found them
very palatable. These living fossils
were taken at depth Of forty two
feet from the surface of the earth
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
PHYSICIANS OUTDONE

My wife has been suffering with the
female trouble of the seyerest kind 70,
over three years. [ have paid twenty
five dollars during the last three months
and she had no relief. She has doctor
ed continuity with the best of phys
clans
l bought three bottles each of Dullam
German Female Uterine Tonic and
Dullam's German Bood, Live Sto
mach and Kidney Cure, and can say to
day that she is entirely cured.
W. Ii. DRAwLEY.
Sworn to before me on this 23d day o.
June 1890. JOHN G. DU1IAN
Flint, Mich. Notary Public, Genesee
Co. 81 a bottle. For sale bv F. G.
Buerstattc.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

PEOPLE here who know q. B. Byron
VIII be pleased to learn that he on the
high road to wealth. Mr.. Byron became
interested some time ago in an undevel-
oped mine in Nevada. The development
of the mine shows that its ore is remark
ably rich both in gold and silver. 1t is
the richest mine ever discovered in Ne
vada and the quality of the ore improves
steadily as the shaft is sunk.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
SNUFF AND SNUFF BOXES

Although the origin of snuff taking
has not been recorded, smoking takes
the precedence and has outlived the
snuffing habit, says the Washington
Star. Gradually it was discovered
that the powder of tobacco possessed
an agreeable odor; it was used as a
perfume about the year 1902, the early
snuff takers carrying with them a small
crater with which they reduced the
tobacco to powder. Snuff boxes. of
course, sprang into use with the
spread of the habit, which received a
fresh impetus from discovery made
by accident. A Dublin tobacconist
named Lundyfast had his shop acct
dentally destroyed by fire, and gazing
at the ruins noticed that his poor
neighbors were gathering the snuff
from the canisters. He tested the
snuff and found the fire had largely
improved the pungency and aroma.
He secured another store, built a
lot of ovens, subjected the snuff to a
heating process, bestowed upon 1t a
taking name and made fortune.
Snuff boxes We're popular with the
second empire The proceeding pos
sessed certain Napoleonic flavor, and
boosted of imperial tradition. Napo-
leon was seldom without snuff box
and took prodigious quantities George
". carried box, but only pretended
to apply the powder to his nose. At
the regimental mess tables Of the time
snuff boxes were sent around with the
decanters after dinner.
1t will probably be matter OF SUI
prise to the general reader to learn
that the petticoat was first worn ex
clusively by men. In the reign Of
King Henry VII the dress of the
English was so fantastical and absurd
that it was difficult to distinguish one
sex from the other. In the inventory
of Henry v appears ''petticoat OF
red damask, with open sleeves"
There is no mention of woman's
petticoat before the Tudor period. In
the matter of costumes the Chinaman
is notable for the length and capacity
of his skirts, while his wife and
daughters wear, and not infrequently
display. the breeches. Silk and satin
are his favorite materials for clothes,
and the handsomer the pattern and
more heavy and snowy the embroidery
the better dressed he considers him
self. A necklace of beads forms an
indispensable adjunct 10 the full dress
Of every mandarin and fan is rarely
out of his hand.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
Personal.

Miss Julia Dumke formerly of this
city was lately elected assistant principal
OF the Bell PLANE schools but declined
the position as she intends to take a
course in the Chicago University.
Mr. and Mrs. Gunder Torrison return
ed last week from an extended visit to
the Worlds Fair.
Misses Lulu and Bessie Barnes return
ed on Friday last from visit to Chicago.
Albert Landreth rejolces in the pres.
ence of little daughter at his place.
The little stranger arrived on Friday
last.
Mr. |. M. Kellogg returned on Friday
last from New York. His family had
been spending few months there and
they returned with Mr.. Kellogg.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

S. II. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis,
was troubled with Neuralgia and
rheumatism. his Stomach was dis
ordered, his Liver was affected to an
alarming degree, appetite fell away,
and he was terribly reduced in flesh
and strength. Three bottles of Elec-
trio Bitters cured him.
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, Ill,
had running sore on his leg of eight
years standing. Used three bottles
Of Electric Bitters and seven boxes
of Bucklens Arnica Salve, and his leg
is sound and well. John Speaker
Catawba, O., had five large Fever
sores on his leg, doctors said he was
incurable. One bottle Electric Bit
tiers and one box Bucklen's Arnica
Salve cured him entirely. Sold by
Henry Hinrich's Drug store.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
AWONDERFUL STATEMENT.


Proprietors of Dullam's German Re
NEEDLES. GENTLEMEN-I have for the
past two years been troubled wi tn a
serious and very severe Liver and Stom
ach difficulty. Have had ADVICE and
medicine from our very best physicians
and only to be temporarily relieved.
Some of my friends persuaded me to try
your German Remedy for the Blood,
Stomach and Kidneys and to nv
surprise after using three bottles feel
like new man. If you desire you can
use my name in print or by reference in
any of the Grand Rapids, Michigan,
papers, or any other papers in the states,
to convince the afflicted that it is the
best Blood, Liver aud Kidney medicine
on earth. I feel like a new man, Have
ived here over 40 years. 2
81 bottle. J. NJ. LIVINGSTON.
Grand Rapids, Mich.
For saeby F. G.. Buerstatte.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

Ely's Cream Balm is especially
adapted as remedy for catarrh
which is aggravated by alkaline dust
and dry winds.-W. A. Hover, Drug
gist, Denver
My catarrh was very bad. Fo1
thirty years l have been troubled with
it-have tried number of remedies
without relief A druggist advised
Ely's Cream Balm I have used only
one bottle and I can say I feel like a
new man. / make this voluntary
statement that others may know Of
the Balm. W. Mathewson, Law
yer), Pawtucket, r. l.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
1T KILLS JUST FOR FUN.

The butcher bird that is familiar to
all ranchers in California, is consider
ed by the foremost Ornithologists as
the most sagacious bird in America.
Thomas oldham of Lordsburg, tells
the San Francisco Examiner that he
believes it is as cruel as it is sagacious.
Il have paid lots of attention to pair
of butcher birds at my place for six
months" said he to us the other day,
land I have learned many new things
about the habits of the peculiar butch
er bird. A pair of them have follow
ed me while blowing for three or four
days at time, watching and waiting
for me to overturn anest of field mice.
When overturn a nest they will
pounce down upon the little mice and
claw and peck them to death. Then
the mouse carcasses are carried away
to some neighboring orange or lemon
tree and spiked upon the thorns
The birds seldom eat the mice,
but kill them for pure love of excite
ment. When they can spike a live
mouse. or even a rat, on a thorn, they
tiutter about and chatter with them.
selves as if they had great fun in see
ing the rodents squirm and twist in
the throes of death. But [ am most
surprised to see how strong butcher
birds are and what they can lift and
fly away with. l have often seen
toads that had been impaled upon the
thorns OF century plant upon my
place and left to die. The other
morning l saw butcher bird with
a snake fully foot long. He had il
| by the back of the neck and flew with
it up to an orange tree. He then
nailed the reptile on to a thorn and
| sat and watched it. He let the snake
almost wriggle off, when he few at il
and would fix it on more firmly. Be
cause these birds are destructive to
gophers and rats they are considered
the friends of the orange grower"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
KRAUSE'S HEADACHE CAPSULES

A remedy used with unvarying sue
cess as a cure for Headaches of all
kinds. The results have been so uni
versally good that it is no longer an
experiment. 1t has been used for
Headaches resulting from Dissipa-
ton, IN Periodical Sick Headaches in
Headaches caused by severe labor
mental or physical or by exposure
to the sun, and in all cases with most
gratifying results. We have after a
thorough investigation, had no Gasi-
fancy in taking the agency for this
effective remedy, and can conscienti-
ousiy recommend it to our patrons.
81 Respectfully,
III. HINRIcHs and f. c.. BUrRr.rrp.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
Buy Dullam German Is cent Liver
Pills, 4Oin each package at F. G Buer-
states.
Pittsburp Chronicle Teleprar

Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph:
Speaking of this new idea in the
ship-building, the whaleback," began
Larimer.
There's nothing new in it," replied
Shingles, interrupting
What do you meant"
Gust what I say. It was known
thousands of years ago"
''Nonsensew
did you ever read in an ancient
book of how passenger set sail from
Joppa to go to Tarshish, and how he
took whale back?"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
THURSDAY, AUGUST 81, 1893.

WEsr SUPERIOR, Wis, Aug 25.-Two
men held up y. n. Libby, chef engineer
of the Freeman mill, and robbed him of
$3.50. They overlook HIM corner First
street and Hughltt avenue near the mill
and held a gun against his forehea |.
One kept HIM under cover while the
other searched bis pockets. When they
had got the money one SAID, Its all
right, now, walk straight rhead."
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

DR.. Koch's German Nerve Pills for
nervous people. Guaranteed to cure
weak memory, loss of brain power, loss
manhood, nightly emissions and all
nervousness to either sex. Price, ST.
or 6 for S.. Dullam's German Medi-
cine Co, Flint, Mich, sole agents for
United States and Canada. Sold by
F. G. Buerstatte, druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
OctCSCIuAly,
ii. HINRIcHs and Il. G.. BuERT.TTt

Polite tramp-'Madam, may 1 in
qulre what variety of fowl this isl"
Lady OF the house-''That is Plym-
outh Rock"
Polite tramp--'Er-I thought so.
Have you any stone crusher on the
premises"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

Il must go and sprinkle the lawr
right away" said Mr.. barley as sooI
as he got home from the Office.
''What's the rush?" asked his wife
'Why not do it later?"
Pm afraid if don't do it immed
lately won't be able to do it at all
this evening, for heavy thunder
shower is coming this way"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
Buy Dullam's German Is cent Cough
Cure at +. G. Buertattes

The facetious man had built him
self a nice new house with. stone
veranda and steps up in the front and
took friend to look at it.
Very nice, very nice indeed" said
the friend critically, ''but it has such a
set look. Lacks expression, you know"
''Of course" replied the owner.
but what else could you expect from
house with such a stony stair ?''
and he sat down Oh the steps and
laughed.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

THIS Is the last day of the existence of
the Milwaukee Lake Shore & Western
BY. &c. as an Independent organization.
President Hughitt of the G. & n. ". has
issued a circular announcing the merg-
ing of the roads and that hereafter our
road will be known as the Ashland Divi-
sion of the c. Il \. w.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
NOW TRY THIS.

twill cost you nothing and will sure
ly do you good, if you have Cough
Cold, or any trouble with Throat
Chest or Lungs. DIR. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, Coughs
and Colds is guaranteed to give relief,
OF money will be paid back. Suffer
ers from La Grippe found it just the
thing and under its use had speedy
and perfect recovery. Try sample
bottle at our expense and learn for
yourself just how good thing it is.
Trial bottles free at Henry Hinrich's
Drug Store. Large size SOC and $1.OO.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter. Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tons, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
Perfect satisfaction, or money refunded
price 25 cents per box. q Jan. 90
For Sale by Henry Hlnrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

ENGLISH Spawn Lln1menJ removes all
Hard, Soft or calloused Jumps and
Blemishes from horses, Blood SPAWN,
Surbs, Splints, Sweeney. Rlng-bone,
Cities, Sprains and Swollen Threats
Coughs, Etc. Save $50 by use OF one
bottle. Warranted the most wonderful
Blemish Cure ever known. Sold by F
G. Buerstatte Druggist Manitowoc.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

George Washington" said Tom
my IN the course of his regular
Friday composition" was man
who, if he pointed a gun at man
ann told the man it wasn't loaded.
the man would not get bit scared"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

To many ladies is how to keep their
hair in curl on rainy days. The solu-
ton is easy. Ask F. G. Buerstatte,
Druggists, for Nonpareil Hair Curler
and the puzzle will be solved
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

New York Weekly: Wife-An' phwy
do yez be takin' thin pills when yez
are well again
Husband-Faith, would We be af
ther havin' me let dollars worth of
pills go to waste? It's thriftless
family Oh married into sure.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

The last thing that a Grenada (Kas. J
Justice OF the peace did before leaving
Kansas was to render decision to the
effect that eht constitution of,the
! United States is unconstitutional.
How Kansas will get along with
out its departed Solomon it is hard to
tell.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

THE bicycle riders of this city met anc
organized with 20 charter members and
elected the following officers: Chas
Kuesel, Pres; Norman knudson, Vice
Pres; VIM. Ratsack, Sec; J. johnson
Treas; Emil Schroeder, Capt.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

Washington Star: whats that
girl singing?" said Mr.. Topfoor to the
bell boy.
"'Oh, Promise Me-" replied the
youth.
"Well, for goodness sake, go down
and promise her whatever she wants
and charge it to my account.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
A. II. C.

Asthma. Bronchitis ann Consump-
ton result from neglected cough or
cold. Don't neglect but cure prompt
ly with few doses of Beggs' Cherry
Cough Syrup. Sold by f. G. Buer-
static, Druggist
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
THE WORLDS, FAIR.

Are those who use Beggs' Blood
further Itpurities the blood, makes
the skin clear and the complexion
beautiful. Try bottle and note its
wonderful effects. Sold and guaran-
teed by +. c. Buerstatte, Druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
THOSE WONDERFUL GIANTS IN
TOWN.

If you wish to see them call on f.
G. Buerstatte, Druggists, and ask for
Beggs Little Giant Pills. Every bot
tie guaranteed.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

Buy Dullman's German Is cent Liver
Pills 40 in each package at F. G. Buer-
States.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
SILVER THREADS AMONG THE

Are sign that your hair needs in
vigorating. Beggs' Hair Remover
promotes a healthy growth of hair,
prevents its falling out or turning gray.
Sold and guaranteed by f. G. Buer-
static, Druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
TO HORSE OWNERS.

For putting horse in fine healthy con-
dition try Dr. Cady's Condition Powders.
They tone up the system, aid digestion, cure
loss of appetite, relieve constipation, correct
kidney disorders and destroy worms, giving
new life to an old or over worked horse. %
cents per package. For sale by druggists.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

Life: elderly, plain woman with
young daughter before nude picture. J
Gracious, Jenny! What does it
say her name is?"
"342 342" Looking in the cata
logue.) Gree, mrmma."
Sir-see, Sir-see; is it indeed? The
huzzy! If had the naming of her, it
would be Sir don't-lookp
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

Chamberlain's Eye and Skin Ointment
Is certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes,
Granulated Eye Lids, Sore Nipples, Piles
Eczema, letter, Salt Rheum and Scald Head,
% cents per box. For sale by druggists
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
A NEW Joke

On the liver. When it is out of or
der and you feel blue, try few doses
of Beggs' Little Giant Pills. Your
liver will appreciate the joke. So will
you. For sale by T. G. Buerstatte,
Druggist
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
ENDORSED BY THE PRESS

In this skeptical age statements
made before being credited, are, gen
orally inquired into. People are al
ways found (some one said) on the
side where their interest lies. In view
of the last named truth an endorse
ment from one who is not interested,
should be of double value, hence the
following frank statement should be
read with interest
GENTLEMEN:-This is to certify that
[ have used Krause's Headache Cap
suls with satisfactory results. |
bought box which cost me 25c and
one capsule cured me of a dreadful
sick headache. My wife and myself
have both used the medicines man
ufactured by the Norman Lichty Mfg
Co. and we recommend them to the
public as being just what they are
represented.
ReSDnctfullV.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

On your teeth will cause their de-
cay and will make your breath disa-
greeable Sexafroo will remove the
cause of trouble. This favorite tooth
wash is sold by F. G. Buerstatte, Drug
gist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

People who blow their own horns
seldom furnish good music for other
folks.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

1t is hard for some men to believe
that sin can be black as long as it
pays well.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
A PUZZLE.

If woman is ever merclleSS it If
when she gets mouse in trap.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

You can't tell by the length of a
mans face what he will do in horse
trade.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

She-Can't you come over after the
class supper?
He-No. l fear it would be impos-
sible for me to see you then.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

Fine words on tombstone do not
mean anything in heaven.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

There is such thing as trying to
live on blessings and starving to
death.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

For neuralgia, mead and toothache
rheumatism and all pains, use Dull
lam's German Liniment, at F. c..
Buerstatte's Druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
SPECIMEN CASES.

Misfortunes never brighten us ex-
cept when we see them ahead of us.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31
BUCKLEN'S ARNICA SALVE.

The real wise man never makes the
same mistake twice
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

Taking all the year round the cold
est hour of the twenty four is
o'clock IN the morning.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

Buy Dullam's German Is cent Liver
Pills, 40 in each package at F. G. Buer.
states.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

There is now and then a man who
claims to be religious who will try to
make boy do mans work.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

Friend-Have you dropped any
flesh since you bought bicycle9
Puffer-Gad.I dropped 1876 pounds
the fist time l straddled it.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

Coughing Leads To Consumption.
hemp's Balsam stops the cough at
once.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

THE greatest worm destroyer on ear
is Dullam's Great German Worm Lo
engers, only 25 cent per box. For sale
by F. @. Bu9rstatte's. 27aue92
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

Buy Dullam's German 25 cent Cough
Cure at T. G. Buerstatte.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

Doctor: MY good woman, does
your son always stutter?" Mother
Not always. sir. ''Only when he be-
gins to talk"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-08-31

The man who rides a hobby is al
ways complaining that the world is
too slow.