Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1893-03-05

This hunter was clay bank FLY
named.Lady Plnkham. She was afraid
OF nothing, IL seemed 70 me. She would
Jump rainbow IL somebody would
steady 1t for her. and I've known her 70
lump an exorbitant livery bill and como
home without futter OF the nostril.
But soon discovered that she was
afraid of the bear. of which there were
greet many on my estate. Well, now,
how are you going to take spirited
horse and lead him up to a bear and
then rub his nose over the bear?
You can't do Ii, you know.
Then she was always afraid OF dead
colored man hanging 10 a tree so / had
to sell her.
She was also afraid OF the limited train
which goes past our place, but does not
stop there.
Well, you CAN'T lead n scared horse
up TO limited train that is going at 60
miles an hour. IL Is undigniied In tho
first place, aud then again the passen-
gers resent it. People don't want un-
known horses TO rub their noses against
their private cars that way.
One OF the most vail bic things In the
work is a recipe for making cow come
up at night. Much sorrow is felt In
otherwise happy homes by that sad, sad
question In the heart:
Where is my wandering COW TO-
night?"
Some cows are wild aud gay. They
become the heads OF families before
their girlhood Is fully passed. They
like still TO spend the evening with
other young people. Thus they do not
come home where they often supply n
family with milk, and then get kicked
la the Aiomach by the friendly hired
man.
Thisstaying out OF nights with gay
companions, on the part OF the COW,
leads down 70 the dark and cherries
beef barrel. /, Is sad, and II has to DO
stopped. You caG stop IL II you really
admire and respect Der. First teach
her to love you and come 20 you when
ever she wants lump OF sugar OF q
new pair of undressed kid gloyesto eat.
Win her heart; then you can be srS2.
she will come home when there Is no
other place open.
Now get her TO come and breathe he
sweet tornado I'm your ear while you
feed and pet her. Have prepared two
straps three inches wide and just long
enough TO buckle around the knee-the
cows knee Drive these straps full Of
tacks, with the points just penetrating
the leather fraction OF an inch.
Buckle them below each knee on the
fore legs, and when she gets over
her giddy evening with young
friends OF her own frivolous style
she will knee down by the
side OF her bed for moment, as she
should. but she will feel palned by tho
sharp tacks and will shake her head and
snort, but after awhile she will examine
another bed and try II. This also will
hurt, and she will try 20 get the other
heifers up with her TO put In the night.
She will lift them little with one horn
and then try them with the other, but
they are slumbering and will only shake
their heads 10 dreamy way or swallow
their quid and shut their eyes again.
Then the irrItated COW goes 10 q
nearby tree and tries 10 knock IL over
as she utters low moan. Sadly. by
aud by, she says TO herself. "Well. by
clam, know OF one place where can
lay down-or lie down. rather-and II 10
home. Thsre Is where | ought 20 be.
There IS where my little old wab0ly
calf e." and IL Is home. You be there
on hand TO take OF the straps, and she
will more than likely come home earlier
than usual tbs following night.
could tell many other interesting
things regarding animal lie, but space
| fOrbids.
The above. however, will show that
we should not only make home more at
tractlye than any other place. but we
should always make all other piacco
less attractive than home. ] know ono
man who tried this recipe and oycrdid
IL. Now his COW Won't go away from
home, but timidly remains IN her rooms
snd has her meals brought 10 her.
Let rs not oyerdo a good thing. The
home should not be too alluring even TO
the loved child or husband. Some OF
our greatest men have won their richest
laureIs by being thrust forth from tho
home life and compelled 10 seek lower
social level, perhaps. and associate with
| people who knew more.
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