Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1893-06-29
EVENING ECHOES.

| klns. "lie always Will say ShSSlety IN
std of sauciety."-HdvperS Bazar.
The man that cheers, but not inc
briates, may be handy at political meet.
ings to take the other fellow home
7erdS SJtingS
what sort Of girl is she ?" cob,
she is miss with mission" "Ah 4"
And her mission is seeking man with
a mansion, Life.
"What city has the largest floating
population ?" inquired the teacher
Cork answered the bright little boy
at the foot of the class--C Chicago Tribune.
Wool-"Now, supposing you were in
Emperor Williams place, what would
| you dor Van Pelt without hesita.
tion)-"Send Immediately for Dick
Croker."-LJe
Jinks-"Dnn't you think that the in
tentlnns of French duclists are more
honorable than is generally conceded ?"
Filkins oh, yes; as a rule they aim
high. " Brooklyn Life.
Music reacher--'I don't know why
you are displeased. Your daughter
really sing very we'll" Fathcr-Ics;
but how is it that she never sings any
thing but soprano?"-SctaIk.
Old Condemnation am | to know
that you are not marrying my daughter
for my money!" Sutherland how
am ! to know that you won't fail inside
Of a year" -Nen f0rk Weekly.
Love and Logic Ne'er Compound
She-"Are you certain you'll love me
when I'm oldY" Ie--"Yes, I'm posi-.
tive False lair and teeth may even be
an Improvement, you know. - Lite,
Dawson Ito stranger at Mrs. De Noo's
receptionl-"Whois this Mrs. DE Moo ~
Strangcr-"She is Mr.. De Noo's wife. :"
Dawson-''And who on earth is De
| NoO?' stranger-''l. TIT Bits.
The Older Oae-The happiest time in
my life was when | was approaching
womanhood The Other-Yes? But
You always seem happiest when APP
preaching manhood. Broo&!yn Life.
\ poor rule that won't work both
ways-"Do they always send people to
prison for misbehayior, papa ? mot
always. Warden Brown was sent away
from prison for misbehavior."- Puck.
He Meant Business--So my daughter
has referred you to me, eli? Well, |
hardly understand it. She never con-
ga ~ 'NNtPv - hnah.lat way.
Weii--ah-sIf, THAT'S Just IT. IeruS
sgf"3s'
An idea Of ease--T0mmy--"I think a
bicycle is great deal better than Il
sled Papa" Why do Won think so ~
tommy" why, because you can ride
up ny instead OF having to haul it
UP. -f'HcH.
ruttcr- While | was fishing the
other day saw two fish come M and
bite ut my hook at the same time Jag
way-That's nothing. came home from
thr clu9 ne other night in two cabs
Lge " o"t"""r.
Two Friends Mect.-First Friend
"Oh-er-Jarvis, would YOU mind pre-.
tending to pick quarrel with me and
just giving me push, you know |
want to test the pluck of this big dog of
iatIc' ~ htS'
hrraSo-l uont know whether to be
preacher or n lawyer. Saldso-By all
means PC lawyer. lierdso-Why
SaldSo-A lawyer gets five hundred for
uhtyIhB knottme preacher is paid only
ten for tyihg,-ITaM.
Johnhy-"pid y"i hear about that
10y "i m mas uSsn miYs!hg Tor ? "2ekf,.
A 'h nary 1 No. ell me about II.
N thefe Is Aoiliihe TO tel,
eAccP. 'lSt ue Is now at Tue loot q the
cisss' boston to"r'tr'
Mistress-'lt appears Q nc hat you
o." III an' ~ ~. so.a mhny male
w." w.. ~ 49,, '"e h.'cmeu New eirlI
,,,,,,,, ~ eh rcedh NC scarea,
' 'nmtt IN SoIn 70 marry any OF
en- -'t" iD'h Htthty