New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-11-17
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

1.-THE Trusty," the paper published by the con-
victs Of the Kansas State Penitentiary mas become
the most violent Popuhst organ In the state Thas
the convicts of the State should do the thinking
for the Populists will hardly commend these job
LOT politicians to the people Of Kansas. There "
something incongruous In the idea. IL the paper
were issued from the State Asylum for the insane
II would seem much more In accordance with 10
fitness Of things. -
Chicago Man Showing him roundlnThhis his. Is ths
Columbus statue Here Is where all these noU
Stranger CLOSELY inspecting the statue)-I don't
wonder.-(Chicago Tribune.
1.-THE Worcester Gazette thinks that what the
college football players need most Is nairorusn'
of "a rather silly" II says. 'for these amiable
and intellectual young men to try and make them
selves look fierce by tousling their hair. 1t 70
rather worse than the amateur boating practice Of
living on the float bareback in the hot sun In order
10 get tanned all The Indians paint their bod
es and the Chinese beat -tom-toms to strike the1r
enemies with terror Young American stuoenU
rumble their front hair"
A LITTLE Gve-year-od boy, who had been taught
, rneat Lave one another" as a text speak %
his first appearance at a suburban sunday-school
%s sssa the he shy shoue ii little ' s
-(BOston Transcript.
THE SOUTHERN MULE.
For subjects quite poetical,
Both useful and aesthetcal
For thoughts tnat Will uP'ie sou o''N s'o' "ssS
you as a rule;
That will not fret nor tire you
But constantly inspire you,
You can find them in the thoughts that cling
around the Southern mule.
So useful in society,
Quite noted for sobriety,
Such an ornamental creature as seldom seen
before;
With ears that keep Topping
And never think of stopping.
How admire that animue and love him more and
more!
Sometimes he shows agility,
And patches OF doclity,
But don't you trust him; II you DO you rue Il
don't forget;
II you scratch his heel a minute
You will be strictly in 1t,
You'll be landed in the regions OF eternity you
bet. BOURBON.
It was a cheerful gathering until in an unguarded
Wben o was OF the %hS he hsd got as far
this the room was deserted save by himseI. ~
no more appreciated than stories OF army lie DUR
ing the late unpleasantness. -tBoston Transcript
1t has been decided by an English court that 1t
is not lbeous to call lady woman This re-
calls the fact that In Western town, coupls
OF years ago, a young woman who worked as .
clerk in n drygoods store threatened to sue news
paper for libel because it referred 10 her as Z
saleswoman, and not saleslady. She did NOS
carry out her intention. however, as she was ad'
vised that she had no case
Teacher-Can any little boy tell why st.
Peter is always at the gate? -.
Johnny Ferguson-l reckon he's a-layn fer doss
fees wat robbed him ter pay Paul!-Puck'
OF the 95s5 men who enlisted in the United states
Army last year % per cent were laborers. Other
callings were represented follows: School teach'
ers g.; students, %; druggists. &c. photographers
49, musicians PA; lawyers Z; printers s.; bookkeep-
ers 50; typewriters, 2; engineers u.s. cooks losi
machinists, 1867 farmers, about i,2S; and no occu'
patton, &C.
Irate Passenger (who has managed to board 9
bus that did not stop)-suppose I'd slipped ana
lost a Leg then what? -.
Conductor (kindly)-You wouldn't have TO do any
more jumping then. We always stop for man
with a crutch.-(Tit-Bits.
1.-THE Boston Pilot" Roman Catholic. says there
Is no truth in the report that the Pope has
removed the ban from all secret societies excepe
the Free Masons
Mrs Iafferty (visitor)-Your daughter has foine
touch Mrs. Moriarty. -, $3.50
Mrs M-Ys so they do be tellin' me; an sure.
IT'S no wonther. for she loves pianny. an niveE
tires of it, she has a great tashte Tor moosc; put
then that's ownly natural, for her gran IatneS
he'd his skull laid open wild cornet at u timper-
picnc.-tBrooklyn LIE