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Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1893-11-28

In French churchyard is monu-
ment having an epitaph of which the
following is translation: ''Here lies
Jean Pinto. the Spanish vocalist. When
he reached heaven, he united his voices
with the voices of the archangels. As
soon as he heard him, the Deity cried,
Keep quiet, all You fellows, and let us
hear alone the illustrious singer, Jean
Pintnpn
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1893-11-28

My large stock of Rubber Boots
and Shoes l bought last March, be-
fore the advance in prices. / pro-
pose TO give my customers the bene-
fit Of the low price, and instead of
making a great profit will sell at
last years prices. have well-as-
sorted stock, and hope to be able to
supply all retail demand. None will
be sold at wholesale.
G. II. HAGLEr.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1893-11-28

We have the Charles Town agency
for the well known Imperial brand
flour made from Minnesota wheat, it
cannot fail to please any who may
use it, at R0nemus Bros.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1893-11-28
WnrIcs Both MaYE.

good old saying that it's more blessed to
give than to receive?
Pugsley-Yes; when I've got the box
ing gloves on do.-Vogue-
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1893-11-28

Use jelly of glycerine and roses TO
prevent the hands and lips from
chapping. Prepared and sold by
Light & Watson.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1893-11-28
A Mighty Impulse.

He-I should think it would be very
hard work to write modern society
novel.
she-what can there be go hard about
it?
He-To restrain the impulse to kill off
all tho leading characters.-New York
Herald.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1893-11-28
oENTAL soNe-A PARODY.

Drill; drin, drill,
With thy dental machine, said she;
And would it were seeuly to utter
The groans that arise in me-.
oh, well for the laughing mail
Whose teeth arc pearly A-ld soundI
oh. well for the youth in whose molara
Nocavities deep are foundI
And they pass the dentists office
Without a thought of fear;
But, oh, that my name need nevermore
In his little blank book appearl
Drill, driIl, drill,
With thy cold, gray steel, said she;
But the tender nerve of n tooth that Is dead
VIII never come back 10 me.
Mary s. Lothrop In Boston Transcript
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1893-11-28

Try Light & Watson's almond
meal. 1t makes the. skin as smooth
as velvet.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1893-11-28
ADVERTISING RATES.

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Obituary Notices exceedL Z five lines 10 cts
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Liberal deductions made for Quarter. Half.
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No advertisement to be considered by The
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parties.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1893-11-28

TuEsDAYMoRNNG, NOVEMBER IS, 1888.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1893-11-28
SPIRIT OF JEFFERSON.

CHAnLss T0vs. J.yraasOs oogazr. ". vA.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1893-11-28

When Baby was sici., We gave her cas.orla.
When abe was Child she cried for castorla.
When abe became Miss, sho clung 20 csstoria.
When abe had Children. sho gayethem caytOrt
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1893-11-28
Plowing and HauIing.

TNHE undersigned is prepared to do Flowing
1 at short notice, and will for very reason
able compensation. plow, harrow and lay on
your garden OF lot in satisfactory manner. =
rates Orders solicited
March 81. Is9S-tf D. HANNAn
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

7 An American, after heightened study
Of the object, gives the following def
milton of the language of the umbrella:
"To place one in rack at club indi-
Gates that it will shortly~change own.
ers; IL cotton one be substituted for
silk, it means that exchange Is no
robbery" writes ANGELA c. Boycc.
~ man getting all the r:indrops from
the point q the umbrella, which he
holds over n lady, signifies courtship,
but when man keeps the lions share
of the article, giving the lady the rain
drops, it denotes marriage. To carry
an umbrella under the arm at an angle
implies that an individual following
will lose IN eye, while to hold it just
high enough to injure passers' eyes
and mems hats signifies i am a
woman Lastly the loan of an
umbrella is synonymous with an act
of egregious folly"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Looomoti0n ~ potroleums
Ono Of tho railways Of Peru, the
Droya, has for long time been sue
:essfully operated by the use Of q
residuum petroleum oil having FIRE
lest of some 800 degrees, Fab. In the
construction of the locomotives for this
line the bottom, back, and q portion Of
the sides of the fircbox are lined with
brick. and the oil comes through . one
and one-fourth inch pipe to the bottom
Of the front of the fire-box, and is then
sprayed into the space within by
steam supplied through half
inch pipe. The bricks, 1t ia
stated, do not serve in any
way to break up the oil, but merely
act as white-hot retort, In which the
mir and vaporized oil are mixed in the
proper proportions. The requisite
supply of steam, oil, and air can be
regulated at will. In firing up pro-
paratory to run steam from another
locomotive is used, although wood can
be resorted to In case of necessity.
The burner employed Is of very simple
character, consisting of single cast
ing, and differs considerably from the
complicated apparatus generally in
vogue The common objection to Pc
troleum firing, namely, that it Injuries
the boilers moro than coal, does not
seem to be verified-six months' serv-
Ice of locomotive on this road show
ing no sign of fire-box leakage, and no
straininp.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
Speaking OF Investments.

Have you heard of the phenomenal
growth of Velasco, North Galveston,
Houston Nights, LaPorte and other
points along the Texas Coast, where
cities have sprung up as mushrooms in
q night, without the elements of mush-
room growth; and do you know that
the Missouri, Kansas Sc Texas Rail-
way is the direct line from Chicago,
st. Louis and Kansas City to Dennison,
Sherman, Gainesville, Henrietta, Fort
Worth, Dallas, Waxahachie, Temple,
Bolton, Taylor, Hillsboro, Houston
and Galveston; that it reaches from
st. Louis and Hannibal, and Kansas
City, through n beautiful and rich
country to Houston, Texas, over it's
own rails; that it is the only line in
the Southwest running the incompar-
able Wagner Palace Buffet Sleeping
cars"
These are facts which all who are
seeking investments, or are thinking
Of travelling to the Southwest, or
through Texas, should consider.
For further information concerning
these points, routes, rates, maps, time
tables, etc, call on or address.
II. p. HUaHEs,
Gen. Pass & Ticket Agent, M. X. & I.
R'y of Texas, Dennison. Texas.
A. FAULKNER,
Gen. Pass & Ticket Agent, Missouri,
Kansas & Texas Railway System,
St Louis, Mo.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
Cured for a Cent.

If You have a hard, raspine
cough and a feeling of tightnes,
across the chest, with fever, yor
must take care or you will have ar
attack of pneumonia. If this h
the case, lose no time, but get Z
bottle of Reid's German Cough
and Kidney Cure. It is the only
cough remedy on the market tina,
will instantly relieve pneumonia
because it is a stimulant, but per.
fectIy harmless, SO that you car
take it in any quantity until yor
are relieved. If your druggist
does not have it, write us on &
postal card, giving your name anG
address, the name of this paper
send it to the Sylvan Remedy
Co., Peoria. ILL.,, and we will send
you q trial bottle by mail, free.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
Modern Methods.

First Burglar How We gettin' on?
Second Burglar-Bully! Doin' frs
rate. Robin doctors now. 1 JUS
ring tn bell late at night, an tell 'em
Mrs. Astorbilt Is fallin' in faint, an
they mus run fer her life.
Then do ye knock 'em down wen
they come out?'
"Bah! You're way behind the
times. Quick rs p'liceman sees a
man runnin' at night. he arrests i'm
as a suspicious character. wait till
they grab tn doctor, an then 60 in
an rob tn house"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Three causes Of earthquakes have
been assigned. The drst IL that the
earthquake 10 caused by IN upward
movement of the superficial lsyers OF
the sarth's crust induced by expansion
of steam or gas In volcanic districts.
In support Of this, Il IL claimed that
earthquakes IRA common In volcanic
districts and rae elsewhere. Mount
St Helena 10 an extinct volcano. be-
yond doubt There Is the subsidence
theory, which holds that the contiu-
nous contraction of the earth in cool
ing produces subterrancan assures,
faults and landslidea The new theory
is that An earthquake IL terrestrial
thunderstorm in proof of which many
good arguments have been adduced.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
Information for the Home

Mrs Binks-In one part of this paper
it says that fresh bread can be cut
easily and evenly by heating tho knife
before using it,
Mr.. Binks-Yes.
Sand in another column it says that
heating knife will ruin it."
"Yes."
"Ho" do you explain that?'
THE paper has two editors"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
A Tramp Recipe.

Housekeeper-You promised that il
I'd give you a good meal and a suit of old
clothes. you'd tell me how to keep the
premises free from tramps.
Tramp-Yes, mum, an I'm man O.
me word, mum, an'Pl keep me prom-
ise, although that meal WASH no
great shakes, an this suit ain much
Of fit But I'll tell ye.
well. what course am to pursue?"
Never give 'em any thing, mum.
Good day, num-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11


Lady-Is this celery freshf
Dealer-Yes'm- 49,
Real fresh?''
Eyes M"
"Just IMP"
"Yes'm."
els 1t crisp?"
"Yes'm
"Are you sure it's all rightT'
"Yes'm."
Where did you get it?"
From market gardener, mum"
To-Day"
Eyes m"
show much Is it?"
"Ten cents bunch"
"Isn't that rather high?"
'.Not at this season"
''Pve got it here lately for less"
THAT wal. small, and rather green "
Can You send 1t up?"
"Yes'm."N
''In time for dinner?"
"Oh, yes'm."
'Just break OF piece and let me
try It."
"Yes'm. Here Is some"
"Humph! 1t isn't nice at all Its
"Well, mum, it's a good while since
you asked IL 1t was fresh"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Flower

/ used August Flower for Loss of
vitality and general debility. After
taking two bottles ! gained 60 lbs.
! have sold more Of your August
Flower since have been in business
than any other medicine I ever kept.
Mr.. Peter Zinville says he was made
q new man by the use of August
Flower, recommended by me. I
have hundreds tell me that August
Flower has done them more good
than any other medicine they ever
took. GxoRGE w. DYE, Sardis,
Mason Co., KY. -
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
A Moral Drama.

A Moral Drama
Johnny Goodsole-Mom, can't go
to the theater?
Mrs. Goodsole-Horrors! The idea!
Don't you know theaters are wicked?
Johnny Goodsole-I guess this ones
all right Billy Bum seen this play
las year, an he says the actors don't
do nothin' but talk bout people. like
they do in sewin' circles; an fall in
love, like sis an Sam Sandfeld; an
then git up caucuses to down some
body er other; an every once in q
while they quarrel like church choirs,
an fight like married folks.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
Better than Politics.


Friend-What are you working at
now?
Observation-Disclosures thing of the age
"a dollar in the slot voting and
weig hing m ichine; it collects the poll
tax, counts :m votes, and so beauti-
'lully discriminates that there'll be no
more trouble, no moro politics. no more
speeches, no more brass bands, and,
best of all, no more boodlers."
my stars! What's the idea?'
''Simple as A. B. G. The machine
only counts the votes of those under
certain weight Quick as the party
in power begins to get fat on the spoils
Of Office, their votes are thrown out,
and the half-starved minority walks
in; and when the new party
gets fat, 1t goes out, and so on. Beats
Bethany"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
Tn. Forxotten Part.

Aunt Hetty-What in creation is tn,
use of these new-fangled individual
forks and spoons?
City Niece "a follower Of fads) Dom
you think it rather nice to have the
things which no one else uses? Fork.
and spoons go into peoples mouths
you know.
Aunt Hetty-Yes-but land sakes
they all 60 into the same dishwater.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
M.lps Their Bu.In BOD.

First Footpad-Wasn't Judge Big.
head the man who sent you to the PEN
itentiary? -.
Second Footpad-Yep
First Footpad-Then why are you &C
glad he's been given another term?
Second Footpad-He alters gives
good citizens tn full extent o. tn law
wen they gifts caught carryin' con.
cealed weapons"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
somethisr Useful

Mr.. Suburb ION cold day)-That
back yard 10 one glare Of loo. and
nearly broke my mock. Who's been
using the hose out theref
Mrs Suburb-Little Georgia asked
permission to wash tho carriage, and
as 1t was such IN unusual thing for
him to want to do anything useful, 1
told him he might [%
Mr.. suburb-Humph! He wanted q
toboggan slide. ~
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
A wonderful Atmo,pbere.

Eastern Man lin Chicago)-why do
you want big telescope here? The
smoke is SO thick you can't half see.
Chicago Man-That doesn't matter.
Why, one night, when was going
home, looked at the moon through an
opern-glass and I could oven see the
snakes on It
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Mr., Nicefello-You are the best lit
tie boy ever saw.
Little Boy-Am I?
Mr.. Nicefello-Yes. As long as I've
been calling tn see your sister, you
have never tried to play any mean
tricks on us
Little Boy-No, indeedy. Sister 'ud
half kill me il I did.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

BY local applications, a. they cannot reach
the deceased portion OF the ear. There 10 only
one way To care Deafness, and that 10 by con-
stitutional remedies. Deafness 10 caused by
IN infiamed condition Of the mucous lining Of
The Eustachlxa Tube. When this tube gets
infamed you have rumbling sound or Inn
perfect hearing, and when Il IL entirely closed
Deafness is the result, and unless the inhama-
ton can be taken out and this tube restored
70 its normal condition, hearing win be de-
stroycd forever; nine cases out Of ten are
caused By catapfh, which IL nothing but m In
famed coalition q the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused BY catarrh) that
cannot. be cured by Asll's Catarrh Cure. Send
for circulars. free
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O
GxSold hy Druggists, 7bc.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
Strategy.

Small Boy-Mamma wants you 70
send her up two barrels OF those apples
she was lookin' at
Dealer-All right, sonny.
Say, couldn't you pour the two bar.
rels into one big barrel7''
''Eh? What fort"
"Then she couldn't get il through
the door of the lock closet"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
In Oidea Times

In Oidea Times
People overlooked the Importance of
permanently beneficial effects and
were satisfied with transient action;
but now that it is generally known
that Svrap of Figs will permanently
cure habitual constipation, well-in-
formed people will not buy other laxa-
tives, which act for time, but finally
iniure the system.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
You still hope?
A Marvellous Machine.

Youth-Are these bicycles good for
speeding?
Dealer-Speed? Well, should say
50. sold one of these to q policemen
Ia q New Jersey town. and one night,
when the roads were good. he jumped
on, and went clear to the end of his
beat and back before morning.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
The Farmer
@e.
and the Grocer.

A grocer would not pay farmer the price Of ten
pound turkey for that weighed but pounds.
Why should farmer pay grocer the price of the
Royal Baking Powder for a baking powder with II
per cent less leavenng strength?
The Royal Baking Powder is proven by actual tests
to be ~ per cent stronger than any other brand the
market Better not buy the others, for they mostly
contain alum lime and suphurc acid; but if they are
forced upon you, that you charged correspon-
dinghy lower price for them.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

First City Child-Where did your
folks go last summer?
Second City Child-To Frog Hollow.
II never heard OF that place"
II s'pose not It's very exclusive. "
sis it?''
lawfully. There wasa't anybody
there but U.S."
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Passenger ION l. road)-My good
nessl Half second more and you
would have slammed that gate right
INTO my finger.
Guard-well. It's raining an 1t 'ud
soon vash of.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Cleanliness, exercise, and diet are the cardh
nal virtues Of good health. Take care Of the
nrst two. and II you know what and how 70
eat, you need never be III. It 10 claimed thAs
Garfield Ten, simple herb remedy, over
comes the results OF wrong living.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
Not Quite Desperate.

Cholly Observation-Disclosures, she
wefused me. and she lawfed at me, too.
II it wasn't fob one thing, I'D drown
myself
Friend-You still hope?
Cholly-No, but the watah would
take the. cweases out of my twousers.
you know.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Walker (the actor, as he arrives just
N time to be too late to catch rear end
If the last freight carl. we'll, let
bygones be bygones!
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

WEEKLY oRIsr OF FUNNY SAY
IN0s AND DOiN0s.

Pen Pictures Of Our Faults Presented
IN . manner Calculated to Invoks
Laughter - The Typical Market
Woman--O Other TiokIers
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Flour and cold water made into a
paste for removing grease spots. Good
HousekeepinS.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Hkntk hrsioiEN. No at after frst day use. Ma
veIous cures Treatse and - 90 trial bottle free 10
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

The French infantry were armed
with the pike until 1910.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Shields were not used in England
after the reign Of Henry VII.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

The best remedy for rheumatism. Mr.. John
w. Gates, Petersburg, Va, writes:>"I used
Salvation OIL for rheumatism and obtained
great relief. II 10 the best remedy have
ever tried, and shall always keep It in the
house 70 ~
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Spears are found In the earliest HER
oglyphics of Egypt. -
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Damascus blades were famous nj
over the world r. c. 500.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

The standard Roman sword was
80 inches
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

The helmet of Richard ], weighed
twenty five pounds. y
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Greek infantry men werc Away
trained in stone throwing.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, for Chill
drun teething softens the gums, reduces innsmma
saon allays pain eures wind collie. Is cents bottle
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

The Norman armor had breeches ant
Jacket in the same piece.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Swords equal to the best ever mad,
are still rrnincel ~ Toledo.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Greek helmet. covered the head,
back OF ne ;ls, ears an 4 nose.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Borsch. Chicago scientific ODtlcian Spectec,s
and Eye Giassss especially. Consuit MS about you
eyes. improve your sight loj Adam, st.. OBJ T.. I
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Agreat ore for cough, --Mrs 4. X. Aorrial
~ Canton o., Philadelphia, Pa, writee; ~
took several bottles OF DR.. Bolts Cough SYRUP
for = bad cough and was enurcly cured"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Brummel1's Cough Drops.
Dee Brummclrs Celebrated Cough Drops. The genu
lne have A. u. d. on each drop. Sold everyvaers.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

visored helmets were worn by tn,
heavy Roman cavalry.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Gustavus Adolphus abolished all
armor but light.cuirass.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
Great kHpectstioas.

Ikey Goldstein-Papa, vos eighdt
years oldt to-day.
Moses Goldstein-So you vos, mine
leedle poy; so yoL voa
Ikey-Gif me present, papa?
Moses-Vait until it schnows, key,
and your papa vii make you some nice,
beeg, roundt, vite, coldt schnow-palls!
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Swords were manufactured in Eng
land in the fifth century.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

ssHanscn'S Magic Corn Sslyc.w
Warranted 10 ours. or mcaeJ leiunoed. AK you
druggist forit. Prizes % Gems.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

During the middle ages the Spaniard
were the best javelinmen.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

Mrs Minks-I really cannot live in
this house. It's full of rats, and ut
night their noises sound jsst like
burglars
Little Son-Yes, mamma: but II
burglars really do come, they'll think
the rats Is US
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
Ds.f.s.. Cannot IIe Cared

The quarrels thrown oy cross bows
often weighed six pounds.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

The pulley drawn cross bow had a
range Of forty rods.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
A Screw Loose So I'm. where.

Little Dick-There's some things 1
can't understand.
Little Dot-What things?
Little Dick hildrens likes to look
ut fires, but childrens always sleep SO
sound they don't hear the noise and
they miss all the fun. but grown folks
don't care for fires and they always
wake up
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
Very Exclualvo.

She-Oh, George this is SO sudden
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11

He-You know, Miss Smythe,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-02-11
Justice to All.

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