New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-04-01

Shows lie aimnnac Is right when
II proclainis that this Is SIS. ,.,
-llndianap0lls JouTnss'
In "Thc New.Engand Magazine" george Ln. .
tolls an incident Of Dean StanIey's v'st 70 .n.s
.n"ntrv Tho dean went to Plymouth as Mr.. EnsS
."s, and tho latter purchased the tickets for the
trim as n matter Of course. The dean made an IN
owcctuol attempt 10 crowd by to the ticket once W
,,v his own ticket, nnd then remarked Win mucn
fecnr that nothing could exceeo the 'nousnuU
blindness which he had met from irsenos our"s u
whole visit lie added that he had been ap'e 70 speno
only q few dollars since nc hsa "een IN INC eV."'s.
and that most of the English money ne nao hso
chonocd into American he should have 10 nave
chm rod bock again before his return. ihe deanS
romorI, wns pleasant recognition Of characteristic
American tralt
Tho ros,cr Task.-Mrs. Mann-It Is strange thst
von 80" cunnot hold the baby few moments when WV
used 10 be able to hold me OH your lap ior noufs -
Mr. young on" is y so s sssssi kick he He
s1irnis and kicks all the time. 'ou u"" "S~ WV
least bIt.--llndianapolis Jourha''
The proprietor Of the famous LONDON oooksnoD
"IIatchards.r notes a marked advance ln ooonsn"e@
among English women Asked TO what he attr'putes
This no answered that he thought It to some extent
n result OF th. American woman IN Ehshsn soe'e'y
tho fair American leading her English sister. y
take It as generally accepted he ADDED INA. .ns
average American woman OF education Is "o'e "'"A
ish-cares more for books bOoks-than the a'esste
educated English woman although she does hot' "
may be, read more
Made a Great H!t.--"I was immensely pleased via
IIamphat IN that last act .u,
Why, he doesn't come on ibcn ~ am. p.o.A
.No know he didnt."-tChlcago News heeo'u'
That doughty rrec-Tradc Journal. The Phlsdelphe
Record continues to fight "McKinleyism' Just -
though the wicked Republicans were still In power.
instead OF the good Democrats. VII" can wipe oo'
MoKnleyism' any hour In the day.
Not Making ANY Complaints. You have hsd
many severe trials, dare say said the tenderbeartea
.Ycsm., answered Rusty Rufus spearng another
youth I've gincr'y got of purity light.
Tribune.
"The indianapolis Sentinel pitched into Burke.
whom President Cleveland appointed Dstrlct-Atomey
for Indiana until its editor got an office himself.
Now It Is observing a silence that can b. felt all
over the state. And yet no Democratic paper ~
saving n wcid about the muzzlng7 o! editors Funny,
isn't III
Not Up TO Requirements. school trustee. OF
District ~. ~. torsialk Township closed the door
on the young wonans reirea'irs, iom. walked back
Tnat MAKES three gals that's wanted to teach
r r isa" s s aas m to
Of the principles Of grammar. '-tChicago Tribune.
OF the fifty Democratic voters in Monroe Township.
Morgan County. Ind. forty-hve are working for the
postoflce. What Is the matter with the other hvei
Are they III!
What lie Cot" Hello Colonel. Just back hon
Washington,
"Oh YES,
Did you get Ohcc7"
NO. not exactly
Didn't you get anything at aIl7'
"Ihat's what ] got drunk seven times. got dno4
twice in the police court, and got strapped I'm "a
What's that7r
A box-car!'-( ATLANTA Constitution.
There are two women bank presidents m tn
country, Mrs. Annie Moore, Of Mount Pleasant, Tex,
and Mrs. c. +. ChadbOurn, Of Columbus. Wis.
am by profession scEoolmaster, and one OF my
duties Is TO make round OF the bedrooms about
10 so o'clock 10 see that all lights are OUT One
candle beside him, sewing up hole IN his trousers.
Come said, You know this light is not allowed
al this time OF night You must give II to me-.
"Oh! plense SIR" he said, "dOnt take II away. It1
never too late 10 mend '-(Lond0n Answers.
Mrs. Anna Porter wants to run for Mayor Of Kansas
City. Kan, but her candidacy is opposed by the
women. the ground that she is too "bossy' A
woman will never tolerate boss unless he Is .
man.
member Of the Geological Society says: al once
had cat which always sat up To the dinner table
with me, and had his napkin round his neck and bis
plate ard fish. he used hts paw, OF course. but
he very ,rcblar ana behaved with extraordinary
drcorum. When he had finished his fish sometimes
gave him piece OF mine One day he was not to
~. found when the dnner-b.ll rang. so we began
pnss came rushing upstairs and sprang into his chair.
with two mice In his mouth. Before he could be
stopped he dropped mcn;e on his own plat. and
me. rs had ottrn divided mine with him.'-tLondon
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