The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-06-14
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

Even though we do not see God,
God is very near to US all and always.
- Be the kind of man that you would
like to have your boys become.
- A quarter of each generation is said
to die before reaching the age Of seven.
teen.
The fellow who is always boasting
how he itches for a fight seldom comes
to tie qcratch.
-Itis one thing to tell man he
can't sing, and another to make him
believe it.
- indianapolis claims to have the
biggest man on earth, his weight being
9O7 pounds. ;.
Freeman Biggins, who lives near
Charleston, ILL.,, has killed during his
lifetime 81 900 squirrels.
= The United States is the first nation
10 the worlds history to have three
cities of over 100000 each.
"A dollar loaned for 100 years and
compounded at "a per cent will amount
in that time to $2,551, ,7ss,404.
- The town of Newton, Kan, boasts
of man who says his wife is a better
cock than his mother ever was.
"Ten dollars TO- stealing dat chick.
en- ?" cried Rsstus. "Why jege, honis'
now, I could a. bought dat hen TO- fifty
cents"
The fourth verse of the twentieth
chapter of Revelations contains more
words than any other verse in the New
Testament.
She: Are you certain you'll love
me when Pm old2 He: Yes, I'm posi-
tive. False hair and teeth may sven be
an Improvement, you know.
u Do not be concerned about the
question "sball we know each other.in
heaven7" when you pass your next door
neighbor without speaking to him.
-"Have you received any pie YETI"
said one oficeseeker to another" mo,
but I've received proviaions Of another {
sort" "What serts" "Cold shoulder"
john Habe, of Elkhart, Ind, has
an eight dollar bill, which he claims to
be the oldest specimen of United States
money extant. 1t was issued in 1778. -
- Johnstowp, Pa, which was practi-
cally swept away by the floods three or
four yean ago, is now more prosperous
than ever, and has population Of S6,-
600.
Our fellow creatures can only judge
of what we are from what We do; butip
the eyes of our Maker what We do Is OF
no worth except as it flows from what We
are.
There is an old Mexican Law which
prohibits q ninth marriage. A much
married American, in ignorance Of the
Law, violated it and is now in jail in
Colima.
"Prisoner, can you show that you
have done anything for a living these
last six months" mo, your honor"
"Where have you been during that
time 2" II was a member of State Leg.
islature."
- Customer-"Didn't you tell me this
horse was afraid Of nothiugf" Dealer
-"That's just what said" "Why, he
SHES at his own shadow" "Well,
shadow is about as near nothing as any.
thing know Of"
Hicks-"The Rhode Island courts
have decided that the father has the
legal right to name the baby. What do
you think of that?" Mrs. Hicks-"l
think Rhode Island is about the smallest
State in the Union"
At the first indication of disorder,
the derauged or enfeebled condition of
the stomach, liver, or bowels, should be
promptly rectifed by Ayers Cathartic
Pills. These Pills do not gripe, are per-
fectly safe to take, and remove all ten
dency to liver and bowel complaints.
Wonderful climate in Arizony,"
said the returned wanderer. II knowed
q Teller to have twenty seven bulletsshot
into him an still git as we'll as ever"
"He must have suffered great deal"
"He did, pardner, he did. The pore
feller was sc full. o. holes that he couldn't
hold whiskey."
An old gentleman finding couple
of his nieces fencing with broomstick,
said: "Come, come, my desrs, that
kind of an accomplishment will NOT help
you in getting husbands" II know it,
uncle" responded one of the girls, a.
she gave lunge, "but it will help 70
keep our husbands in order when We
have got 'em."
- The question was once raised >as 70
which was the more content of the two.
the owner of half a million of money or
the man with seven daughters. "The
latter, of course" was the reply: "for
the man with half 8 million is always
wanting more, while the one with seven
daughters has plenty"
"A postage stamp, equal in value to
two-pence half penny, is pasted each
week in little blank book which every
servant girl in Germany carries. The
stamp is the donation of her mistress,
enforced by law. Should the gir! get
sick the stamps are redeemsble by the
Government, or she may keep them un.
redeemed until she is old, when the
Government psys their face value.
- If child cries because he goes to 8
bed in the dark, be must be humored
and given light, according to the latest
scientific theory. Modern psychologists
have discovered that children are subject
to hallucinations, and that their imagi-
nation that thew "see things" is very