Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1893-09-09
WIT AND HUM0R.

q Last morse LhaL las MS uBs and
d0wns.-Rcuy4se.
Hattie ~ See ChOllie Sof,ed
there, buried 10 thought. Hannah
Whose?-Detrot Free Press.
Almost any employee can tell vo,
that some one IS liable 10 be fired when
the boss gets hot--IrOg Press.
When a mans dollars have gone 10
the dogs that's the time be has /,
whistle for Observation-Disclosures Tins
First Floor-How many servants q,
you keep? High Flat-Noue; but We
have no end Of EN- As casual visitor.
Puck.
One NAV have a wonderful com.
mand of language and vet be unable
10 govern mis- " tongue.-Bosi0a
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An elevator boys e~ontrariuess can't
last very long. There are toe many
people TO call him down if be keeps Il
up.-Bgfuio Courier.
Swearing may give relief to over
worked feelings, but it doesn't bring
back the excursion boat the sweareT
has missed Chester AsWS.
The only suspicion Of c-rookednessi in
heaven came about when an astrouom.
er discovered that some Of the stars
had been tixed.-Picayaas.
should YOU fail to re~ciprocate nv
affection, then please return this letter.
in order that | may use it on another
occasion -FltegeEde Blaetter.
Young Mr.. Sapley-I wish | could
get me a hat that n suited to my
head. Miss Palisade-Why don't YOU
try q soft hate l0taier aud Fur1tSbsr
Little Dot Mamma saws TIL cat is
full of 'lectr.city. Little Dick-Ot
course. Put your ear down on 'er an
you can hear the trolley. Good Aeus.
Old Friend-Was your daughters
marriage a success? Hostess-O, a
great success She's travelling in
Europe on the alimony.-N I. Heck
IN.
Hicks-One Of the stores advertises
a list of 1000 new names for girls.
Mrs. Hicks-Stop in and yet it; I've
called ours all | can think ot-N. T.
Times.
aShali / have the pleasure of being
engaged TO you this summer" 81 am
sosry. Mr.. R~goadbrim but my program
is full o,ear up TO November. - Wash
iuytgl STIR.
Your son, john, is going to be a
literary man, isn't hep You're right
he is.' "What'. he doing uow?' He's
a-robDin' OF trains IN Texas. -dalatG
Constitution.
what a pretty sailor suit your little
Willie has. Mrs. Nlim~pn, And, Viii
lie. where shall YOU wear il?' y think
mamma expects TO take me on your
yacht "-LJs.
Was Teunerton much damaged by
that wheat deal he GOT caught in a
while back" "Danuged2 Why, man,
be is utterly uurecognizable ."-h-
diaisup0itS J0laHaL.
Mr.. Suddenly Good dropped a so
bin in the contribution box in church
last sunday. His Friend Cynic-D Dc
YOU. indeed? What was the matter
with it?-N. y. Tunes.
IN, 80 " - LII. mn. 10
my ,sn M .,nya- anas nj NJ.
y ~. ely, ri -
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Guard tiauieIn, get Up 4"ie,
please. The train is jus. going TO
so ~ 80 ~, g
- III ..a =. ,ha, 49,
KY l".' '1' = ."' M.
chill have just saved y. b"1
twho Is ever ready 20 bofI3"l linen
M, eau .''H NY
No. 9I,.J ~ ~ -
me 10 -N''o "'''
Your coffee possesses both q sood
and a bad quality w What do you
mean by That, sir9' Good, because
IT t'hl'l's no Cli'o'l o'U' ooya'
eouta'a no coAee' 'a---.A
t.@'.
We bad q terrible time with 'A9
convention Of physicians in our c..,
the other day" nv hat about
"lheE ionnd q disease ana .r.'
Go"t"A sulseoFeI mictooe lo' J"
vogue
Mrs. Houser-l don't thiuh there !
ANYTHING so awfullv wicked about