The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-09-14
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yet $50 tsooud - ever
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.ora letter oaEti f. hegia sitb Limi
cell
A got Ia fpfang tome rsrtes teliiBs
boz tAs ms3es, lobster tIafhes 10 the ~
deaf fubtsos u hoilirs water
SOME preachers tfy - bard 10 fe,d =
iss worldly glnn" that they sImoss
sarrs tie Isatd'tassr
Who ay' there - lolbtas ae~ undsf
,hs ,sa' 3eas1ty t,ted tie small hoy
viii tie ue~ stoas
The tbytieisu % yesu slaalitg
,houA bsts. chance TO Ill dovh sd r5sl
svLils
II bah arteisd Dat after WOMAN pAssi
sss = csfials age sbe would Jast a. sooB
90 m.uie3 On fHd.y many udder day.
ll4auug child Papa Why do pto
PIE cry Al seIdlngs' Papa sbstr,ctedlJ1
-Mr.to Of them A.Ye beeu msriied them
sslvs.
Ooe ob Sc peD,l!ie Oh greatness, s'id
.uocle Ebsa. Is ter b. specially eoaspica
Gus ,hsfy time YET make. eF Tool ob yer
set
/ should bare lhoasht she would have
been queen With jealousy, wouldn't your.
Oh, mercy CO. not With that pale yellos
dfrss 90,
--LIsoltag falh n Jsmes. how are you
getting sloDg With that Job Of wood split
insf Rebelious son - / IN max log shout
three knots sn hour.
Bobby oAn you Keep quiet for Just
one minue7 cried bic father. | dout
know, dr answered robby; | never
tined.
Wfigbi-Those are pretty tough look.
ing psleat Leather shoes you have 90,
G.raer--rhey were sll right originally, !
bat the patent has expired on them.
In oemttery sd!o0ins small town
10 tho slste Of Vermont there Is tomb
stone bearing this remarkable legend.
Sacred to tue memory Of three twins.
MI suddenly Good Il dropped 10
dollar bill 10 ihe contribution boz 10
church last Sunday, His friend CynIc
Did You, indeed7 What was the mstier
with ili
-Msmus Why DOM You take your
little dog With you wbeo you go valkingY
Little Dot Cause quick as he Cite away
from home be forgen his manners and
sscks bis tongue out before company.
What bothers me shout Roman bis.
tory, ssld MI Skogsius. is the way they
keep usln' the letters s. P. .. r. Hmm
said the slge, reckon they must be
Roman shorthand for Speaker.
Housekeeper think You charge a
Perfectly awful price for salt pork. Deal I
er-lt'. worth it, mum, Housekeeper-
II is, I'll? Then you mast have bought
The salt At the drug store,
The eloquent young orator at Bridg.
ton Academy who chose farm ing, the best
OF Art. as hi, graduating theme, has gen I
une blsters on BIS hands, He got them
playing tennis and boating.
Charley, dear, said the rusty young
girl, will yon love me now and cling to
me alssysi Yes, darling, replied the matt
ter OF fact lover. III stick to you as tight
as those freekles on your nose.
Hell have figured out this problem
OF girls and Ice cream on s'riokly ms,he, u
NAUTICAL basis. She - How did you get at
The iacts' He Why, the arithmetic says
you know, that one gal Is equal to four
quarts :
Dosntosn Any news up your way l
Up,ovn Well, yes. Miss Cstcbem IS
gong 10 retire from the stage aud get ,
aud Mrs, Chest,m is going to re, r.
tire from marriage aud go on TO the .,
stage
is this The Bureau OF Ioformstion'
said Mrs Meddergrsss TO the clerk at the
Worlds Fair ground. Yes, msam, Then
! wish you'd tell me where Silas is | told
that old man OF mice he'd get lost. an
nov he's gone az doue it. =
Fried Why, Elvirs, what's the mat =
ter Elvir.-Oh, dont know, only I'm
worried to death. I've had the same
housemald siI weeks, and she dosent talk
sbou, leaving yet
Pres, tent Lie los lrsncs Company II
NJ abe note to IRE The young man who
b" charge Of sending floral pillows to .be
funerals Of deceased policy holdeu
Secretary VIA. has he done7
Pre-, idsrt -- Sent one inscribed, "Hr. ]
gain !, our loss"
Just 10 sbos ~hs, be could do TOM =,
Of Bucytus, Ohio erswled th
into Ia iDeh drain pipe and there be 81
tuck The pipe aud then Tommy we're
then soaked IN oil. sndIos little while n,
10Th were stpptry enough for Tommy to
be dra.host
Rugli,Lnsn- Perdon ne, cir. but y
. here 60 JOG come from Paddy From
Comfy Cork Enslishmaa- Then that
,ccounn Tor your brosue. Psddy- May "
Al where you come from Eusl'hmsn At,
proudly Prom Worcester. Paddy ue
Tbeb Il .ecounis for yuur sauce. Of
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