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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-10-19
In 1647 the first advertisement wa

In 1647 the first advertisement was
printed in newspaper. 1t was en-
titled Perfect Occurrences Of Every
Dale, &C." 1t was an advertisement
of book called 1.-The Divine Right
Of Church Government. To-day ad-
vertising is an art OF the. highest
order, and is INDUCED in on the the
ory that every man is the maker of
his own fortune, and must be In some
measure the trumpet OF his fame"
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-10-19

WHEN we remember how bravely a
woman has her teeth pulled and how
a man yells we sometimes think that
pain hurts man worse than it hurts
a woman.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-10-19

A BosToN man paid 1856 the other
day for q silver dollar dated 1904.
Perhaps Uncle Sam might settle this
whole business by antedating a few
of his silver coins.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-10-19

ABOUT the worst use to which per-
sons who are out of work can put
their unwelcome leisure is to spend it
in listening to the TRADES of creatures
who couldn't be hired to work on any
terms
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-10-19

THAT which woman calls her "in-
tuition" is really what she has
known all the time, but never admits
until she marries
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-10-19

The Buffalo Times wants to know
whether Jatjat Jit Singh is his full
name. We believe it is; 1t certainly
sounds alcoholic.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-10-19

IEAcHER-Willie, does your moth
81 Know that the buttons are on
your coat Willie -Yes'm, and she
knows where they are, too-Te.chs
er-Where are they? Willie-Thav
are on faith er's trousera
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-10-19
HALEY, IDAHO.
THE world will never comprehend
the debt 1t owes 10 the blue pencil.

PRINCE BISMARCK is in danger of
gaining for himself the name OF the
Jeremiah Of the German Empire.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
WHEN TO STOP ADVERTISING,

An English trade journal once re
quested a number of it's largest advertisers
to give their opinions concerning the best
time to stop advertising, and the follow
ing replies were received:
When the population ceases to multi
ply and the generations that crowd on
after you and never heard of you, stop
coming on.
When you have convinced everybody
whose life will touch yours that you have
better goods and lower prices than they
can get anywhere else.
When you perceive it to be the rule
that men who never advertise are out
stripping their neighbors in the same line
of business.
When men stop making fortunes right
in your sight solely through the discreet
use Of the mighty agent.
When you can forget the words of the
shrewdest and most successful business
men concerning the main cause of their
prosperity.
When every man has become so thor
Oughly a creature of habit that he will
certainly buy this year where he bought
last year.
When younger aud fresher houses in
your line cease starting up and using the
newspapers in telling the people how
much better the" can 60 for them than
you can.
When you would rather have your own
way and fail than take advice and win
When nobody else thinks it pays to ad,
v~ertiSe.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
Literary Notes.

The rise of the short story in America
would furnish material for an interesting
chapter in literary history. The Deem.
Der Harper's Magazine will pay 9 signif,
cant tribute to the Importance Of the ten.
page tale as opposed to the three volume
novel. 1t will contain nine short stories
from the pens of Brander Matthews,
Owen Wister, Ruth McEnery Stuart,
Charles Egbert Craddock, Howard Pyle,
Sarah Orne JeWett, J. Lincoln Steffens.
William McLenIan and Harriet Prescott
Spofford.
Harper's Bazaar for November II will
contain the first chapters of a short serial
by Harriet Prescott Spotforl, called The
Maid He Married" The Wee Ones OF
JAPAN" series Of articles by Mae St
John Bramhall, illustrated by G. D. Wei
don, will begin in the same number.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
THE HAWAIIAN SITUATION.

Ii is said TO be the intention Of the
president to inform the country regard
ing the Hawaiian situation soon now, as
the silver bill will be out of the way. 1t
is understood that he has his message al
ready prepared. Popular interest in the
Hawaiian matter has pretty much died
out, but the question Of what shall be
done with these islands will have to be
settled by the government of the United
States ID some way and the country will
undOubted be interested in knowing what
suggestions or recommendations the
president has to submit to congress for a
solution of the eques,ion. The admins
tration has maintained the most complete
secrecy as to its views. Not a single in
timation has come from it regarding what
position might be taken and it is TO be
presumed hat none will be given until
MIR CLEVELAND communicates with con-
gress. 1t is not worth while TO c~onjec-
ture what the president will rec ommend,
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
A LUCKY STATE.

North Carolina is to be congratulated.
She has always been fortunate, and al
ways been lucky. We have just been
reading of the close Of the Worlds fair,
and it was with genuine sadness that we
read of where several states had expended
from 5000 to 100000 in state build
ings adjoining the White City, and were
now compelled to remove them or lose
them entirely.
Fortunately for North Carolina she
had no state building.
While The GLOBE, in a fit of reckless
liberality, subscribed $3.50, and while
COLONEL JULIE CARR subscribed another
thousand for the designed purpose of
erecting a building, providing other peo-
pie would toe the mark, THE GLOBE sees
in the tearing down of the other build
ings its own folly in suggesting such an
extravagant idea, and it tearfully rebukes
COLONEL CARR for his loyal liberality.
Just suppose the case. Had North
Carolina been decently represented with
a state building, the loss would now be
apparent. AS it is, all that we have lost
is merely the fact that something like
three million people suggested hat the
state was either ashamed of itself Or else
too penurious to erect a building, as al
most every other state in the union had
done.
But as COLONEL IAGO said, when he
bought a windmill to squirt water on
OTHELO, it is an i'll wind that blows no
body good. Had a crowd of fools in
North Carolina bought and paid for a
state building at the Worlds fair, and
thus given the Tar Heel commonwealth
a decent showing at the great exposition,
it would have been necessary to have
torn the old shell down, and thus have
lost six bits or a dollar
SO it is that We make bold to say that
North Carolina, with her razor backed
hogs, her illiteracy and her populist
ideas, did a wise thing in drawing a veil
over her non-progressive face, and let it
go at that.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
AT 1T NOW.
go at that

For thirty days all the dogs which
prowl around Durham, unless properly
muzzled, will be killed. 1t seems that
the mad dogs have just broken loose
this, possibly owing to the stringency Of
able assistants propose now to assassinate
all the canine ours, and they merely sug-
gest to those who have loved dogs at
home, that they keep them there, and
were we POLITICALLY inclined, we would
say, with q watchful care.
The mad dog will be suppressed, and in
the meantime the gates leading to Col.
JAKE WoODALL's museum of other wild
beasts of prey will be closed to the public.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02

The farmers of Saratoga county III
New York state regard the golden rod
as a nuisance exceeded only by the
Canada thistle. It fills the meadows,
chokes out the grass, and ruins the
~pasturing. That the ''pesky STUFF
had value was unknown until a man
recently arrived from New York and
arranged with several agriculturists
for the purchase and shipment of the
flowers. He is to furnish boxes speci-
ally made to preserve the golden rods
freshness during its seven hours jour
ney ~cityward, and hopes to reap a
florists stands.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02

THE chief result of the general election
for the lower house of the Swedish Diet
has been to strengthen the moderate free
trade or center party, whose forty votes
will hold the balance ia the house of 22S
members between the old conservative
protectionists and the free trade radicals,
the former numbering about eighty-five
and the latter about 100. The radicals
have gained a good many scattered seats
in different parts Of the country, but as
a set-off to these gains they have sus-
tanned serious losses in the two chief
cities of the kingdom.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
i Quarter Century Test.

For a quarter Of a century DR.. Kings New
Discovery has been tested, and the millions
who have received benefit from its use testify
to its wonderful curative power in all dis
eases of throat, chest and lungs. y remedy
that has stood the test 50 long and that has
given so universal satisfaction is no expert
ment. Each bottle is positively guaranteed
to give relief, Or the money will be refunded.
1t is admitted to be the most reliable for
coughs and colds. Trial bottles free at x.
Blacknall x Sons drug store. Large size SOC.
and 81 90.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02

but it will not be at all surprising if he
shall be found to hold the opinion that it
is the duty of the United States to let the
Hawaiian people settle for themselves the
form of government they shall have, with
the single condition that they shall not
permit any European or Asiatic govern
ment to obtain dominion owe the islands.
That, of course, this country could not
allow. 1t is not probable that the presi-
dent will advise either annexation or a
protectorate.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
Ihe Durham 1loi)n Globe.
By AL

THE GLOBE is published every day Sunday
excepted) and delivered by carrier at so.Wo a
year, or 80 cents a month. Fl GLOBE clrcu-
lates throughout North Carolina.
THE WEEKLY GLOBE is a large eight-page
paper. containing all the news, and is sent by
mail at $3.50 a year in advance.
Offce-Corner Main and Church streets.
GLOBE telephone, No. IS.
All advertisements and notices continued
until ordered out.
Address all communications to
THE GLOBE,
Durham, n. G.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
There Is No Discount

On Dough;y'S work. For p years / have
held the lead in fine shoes. You sre sure
of getting & fit and shoes put up in the
latest style CT the art. ! first class shop,
good work, good stock and strict atten-
ton TO business have been rewarded by a
liberal share of patronage, both in new
work and repairing, for which accept
thanks and an invitation 10 call early and
often. Opposite Morehead tank.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02

II North Carolina bad invested in a
state building at The Worlds fair and
allowed the five or six millions people
who visited The exposition to have in
formed themselves regarding her Won
derful resources, some wicked wide
awake Spectator might have taken it
into his head TO develop some of its hid
den wealth, and so have disturbed the
peace and quiet e the easy and con
tented citizens. Again j. the state to be
congratulated on its foresight in con
cealing from tie world facts which could
only tend to draw people 10 North Car
olina, whea in fact there are too many
aliens here anyway.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02

II NOW looks as though 2 union depot
was in sight. y union depot is Whist
Durham needs, and what the railroads
',contering here owe to the city, No other
TOWN in The state pays the railroads more
money, and if patronage is considered in
the deal, Durham will get what she wants.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
Cures and Indigestion.

Mr.. J. c. Henderson. general manager of the
Chattanooga. Narsden and birmingham rail
road, says he does not believe there is a case of
Rheumatism which Mrs. Joe Persons Remedy
will not cure, and il il the finest remedy for
INDIGESTION he has ever seen.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
An Open Letter.

MO-GANTOS. y. C.. June -, 1885.
Ms. Joe Person, kittrcll. y. C.:
DrAR nave used your Remedy as
a Tonic and Blood Purifier and unhesitatiagly
pronounce il the best that | have tried. l feel
satisfied that it VII do al You claim for it,
II. ID. LEQUEX,
Pastor Baptist Church.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02

The action Of the town commissioners
in sUpprussing the festive mad dog will
be endorsed by everybody except the
owner of the dog.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
Nurses Sore Mouth Cured.
Ian. IL 1S9l

have used Mrs. Joe Persons Remedy for
nurses sore mouth and was perfectly cured.
and can recommend ii as a good tonic.
MRS. W. :. Mon AIR.
Jan. IL, 1891. MaXtOD, y. c.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02

THE mOonshiners near Winston are
up to business. They are hummers.
They get there and are still.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
Nurses Sore Mouth.

was badly afflicted with nurses sore mouth
and was perfectly cured by using Mrs. Joe
Persons remedy. l found II u fine tonic and
strengthener of the system.
Mrs. JOSEPH kISSEY,
Sept. 70, 1891. LAGRANGE, n. G.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
Will Cure Skin Eruption.

I, the undersigned, do certify that our babe,
at the age of three months, was taken with a
breaking out or skin eruption, which baftied
the skill OF our finest physicians for two years.
and never did get relief until ] used Mrs. Joe
Persons Remedy, and One-half bottle made d
final cure. w. s. ROACH.
COxville, Pitt County. n. c.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
Monday, the 9th Day of Nov, 1898,

at IL o'clock m, at the court house door in
Durham, N. c., sell at public auction to the
highest bidder, the following described valu-
able improved real estate, stu ted in the town
of Durham, n. c., tO-wit:
l.. The THE BANNER WAREHOUSE
LOT" which fronts on the north side of Main
street and runs across from Main street 10
Green street and two () chains and twenty
eight ,2S) links or about one hundred and MY
$50 feet wide. Said warehouse lot is situated
III the very centre of the business portion 81
Durham and offers a splendid opportunity Tor
Investment.
2. The "W TKINS STREET PRIZE
HOUSE LOT,' bounded on the north by W.
X. COOper'S lot, on the west by L.. u. Lea s lQt'
on the south 10y Watkins street, and on me
east by Foster street, containing One-third q
an acre, more or less. This property is also
taVOrabIy located and is very valuable.
3. The 81. s. LOCK HART RESIDENCE
LOT" situated at what may be called the cast
end of Nam ST. Get in Durham, and containing
one acre. more or less, adjoining the rcsldehIt
lots of ;. l.. Morgan and j.. !. Carr. ms IOL
has d very choice location, is well improved
and the residence and im prOYemcnts thereon
are in good condition, Offering to the puT
chaser an eligible location AMI one OF the most
convenient aud comfortable family residences
in Durham.
II OF SALE-One-ha half cash and tie
balance on d credit of six months, with inter
est on deferred aymen at s per cent per an
mum from day OF sale. Title reserved as seCu-
rity tor deferred payment.
Durham, N. c., June 10. "3. Mortgage.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
Mrs, Joe Persons Remedy
viii Cure Eczema.
LAGRANGE, n. c

LAGRANGE, n. c., Sept. 20.
Mrs. Joe Person. Kittrell, \. C:
DEAR MADAM have used your valuable
Remedy with satisfactory results in "a very Sc
we're case of Eczema. 1t is highly important to
use the Wash in connection with the Remedy.
Wishing that success may attend you Ia your
noble undertaking, l ain. respectfully,
Mrs. ESh E. DILLON.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02

AND the house proposes to adjourn.
This is well. 1t is only to be regretted
that the house was ever convened.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
Wall call things by their real
YE STORY OF We DOGGE.

Once in ye very olden TYNE a Merchant
sayd too an Eddytor. Il doan't thynke adver-
tiZing payes.''
Let me show yOv," said We Eddytor. Il
will pvt l lyme in my papyr and not charge
yov a pennie."
"All right" replyed ye Merchant, land we
will see"
So ye Eddytor pvtte Us line in his papyr:
WANTED A DOGGE. JOHN JONES, 25t'
w Old Street.
Now IT happened that 400 Peple cache
brOvghte Il DOggc on ye next daye thereafter,
so that Mister Jones (Which was we MERCHANTS
nayme) was OVcrrvnne with DOgges.
'Synce there are so manye DOgges," said he.
~ thynkc | might make some byiness and will
give you a pcnnie for cache DOgge."
Ie people tooke yc pennie each for his DOgge
because there were SO manye DOggeS, and
Mister Jones skynncd we 400 DOggcs and made
boOtes and gloves from We 400 hydes and thvs
mayd
\ BIG FORTUNE
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
VALUABLE DURHAM PROPERTY !
m~ORTGAGEE'S SALE!

BY virtue of the mortgage deed from John
5. LOckhart and wife to J. s. Carr, dated the
18th day of November. 1888, which is duly reg
to 800, in the office of the register of deeds for
Durham county, and pursuant to the power OF
sale therein granted, the undersigned will, on
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
ALWAYS INDEPENDENT

THE GLOBE is entered at the postoffice, Dur
ham, n. c., as mail matter as the second class.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
, .z :: : : u. y. EorioIkzHestsrnR .R.
3ohedule in Effect April |, 1892.
DURHAM DIVISION.

3ohedule in Effect April |, 1892.
DURHAM DIVISION.
LEAVE DURHAM n. C.
$40 p. m.-Daily for Lynchburg and Way
Stations. Arrive Lynchburg $50 p. m. All
trains. Durham Division, arrive and depart
from Union Station. LynChburg.
Trains arrive at Durham from ~Lynchburg
at 1850 a. m. daily.
Trains II and - have coach bet ceen Durham
and South boston. Leaves Durham $50 a: NJ;
arrives Durham 5:15 p. IN Daily except sun
wINsTON-sALEM DIVISION.
Leaves W~inston-SaleE1 l:5O p. IN. daily; ar
rive at Roanoke 100 p. N.
MAIN LINE-WEST BOUND.
LEAVE LYNCHBURG-DAILY.
$50 p. m. for Roanoke, Radford, Pulaski,
Bristol and all points south, via b. /. v. o.,
Leave Blueteld G:l0 a. N. daily for Kenova and
Columbus. ParICr Car to Roanoke. Pullman
Sleeper Roanoke TO Memphis via Knoxville
1925 a. m. tor Roanoke. Radford. Pulaski,
Bristol also for Bluetield, POcahOntas, Elk
horn and stations Clinch Valley Division also
for Louisville and stations H. " N. K. K. via
Norton. Pullman Sleeper LYnchDurg to Louis
vile via Norton. Connects at Roanoke 40 a.
~. with Washington and Chattanooga Limited.
Pullman Sleeper Roanoke to Nashville, Mem
phis and New Orleans. lining Car attached.
2:33 p. M. daily. for Roanoke, and interme-
0late HtaItcHS. HAS no cohhcttEOHs "5oHo
Roanoke.
EAsT-BOUND-LEAvE LYNCHBCKG-DAILY.
9:15 a. m. for Richmond, Petersburg and Nor
folk arrives Petersburg at 1:25 p. m. connect
ing with Richmond and Petersburg railroad,
rrTiving in Richmond at 2:l5 p. N. Arrive
Norfolk 600 p. IN.
1l:5O p. m. Arrive Petersburg 4:l5 a. II.
connecting with Il. Il p. K. X. daily; arrive
Richmond 147 a. M; arrive Norfolk 200 a. n.
Pullman Palace Sleeper to Norfolk.
Also Pullman Palace Sleeper between
~Lynchburg ana Richmond.
This car will be ready at Lynchburg at 300
p. N. tor reception of passengers.
2:J5 p. IN. for Richmond, Petersburg and Nor
folk arrive Richmond 80 p. H.; Norfolk $40
p. N.
Pullman ParIOr Buffet Car to Norfolk.
w. II. BEVILL.
6. P. * T. Agent. Roanoke. Va.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02
4 BIG FORTUNE

and thereafter added to Vt Thy advcrtizlng in We
Eddyt0r'S papyr.-American Grocer.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02

COLONEL BILL THOMPSON says that a Ring
Dove generally carries it's own ring with it.
This may and-we were about to say is not
tr1o
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-11-02

1t seems from the telegram received to-day
that a man in Winston could get some distilled
mountain dew without going very far after it.
The Dickinson press., 1893-02-18
Light.

The grandcst sentence in any book
in the world is this, in Holy writ:
"And God said, Let there be light;
and there was light" Natural Sci
ence can tell you in detail how abso-
lutely Indispensable light is to the
continuance of any form of life OH
our globe. 1t is .ot the purpose of
this paragraph, however, to discourse
upon the benefits of natural light, but
to present some curious facts connect
ed with it, and the numerous artificial
means of illumination invented by the
ingenuity of man. The ancients
thought that objects were made visi-
BILE by something projected from the
eye, and it was not until about $50
years before the Christian Era that
men began to ask-Why can we not
see in darkness? 1t then dawned upon
somebody that light falling upon an
object was what made it visible, and
that the eye was only machine for
receiving the rays of light and trans
mitting to the brain the impressions
they give us to the size, shape and
color OF external things. The first ar
ti(icial light was probably a burning
brand-then reed saturated in oil,
then the tallow dip, the candle, the
oil lamp, the kerosene lamp, gas, and
last and greatest, the electric light.
Intellectual light is another kind-the
light needed to guide our actions, and
that is furnished by the experience of
ourselves or others. If you want light
on the subject of travel. everybody S
experience is clear as the sun that the
Burlington Route is the best for all
travellers. For information, tickets,
maps, ETC., address w. j. G. Kenyon,
Gen. Pass. Agent, ST. Paul, Mimi.
The Dickinson press., 1893-02-18
Now Try This.

1t will cost you nothing and will
surely do you good, if you have a
cough, cold, or any trouble with
throat, chest or lungs. Dr.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds is guaranteed to
give relief, or money will be paid
back. Sufferers from LA Grippe found
it just the thing and under it's use had
a speedy and perfect recovery. Try Il
sample bottle at our expense and learn
for yourself just how good Il thing it
is. Trial bottles free at Freeman's
Drug Store. Large size soc. and Sl.O0.
The Dickinson press., 1893-02-18
NOTICE PARTNERsuIp.

Notice is hereby given that W. a. Mcclure. re-
siding at Richardron in the County of Stark and
State Of Moth Dakota, and Charles krauth ard
Ferdinand Lentz, residing al the town Of Hebron:
in the county of Morton and State OF North Da-
kota. have formed limited partnership in SC
cordance with the provisions of statutes of the
State of North Dakota in the business of buying
and selling dry goods. groceries. crockery. hard
ware. farm machinery. country merchants in
which the above named persons are all the par
ties Nc ere interested therein: that the said W !.
A. Mcclure il thc general partner and the said
Charles krauth and the said Ferdinand LsHtZ are
the special partners. that the said Charie1 krauth
and the said Ferdinand LeuZ each has contrib
uted the sum of Two Thousand Five Hundred
dollars in cash. capital towards the common
stock; and that the said partnership is 10 com
mence on the first day of Septernber- 1892. and
terminate on the first day of September 1896.
CHARLES kRAUTH.
FEEDISAND LECTZ.
y. a. MCCLrEE.
Dated August 81. ls9s. jan s-st
The Dickinson press., 1893-02-18
Kline's Place Closed,

Attorney General Standish dropped
the first shell into the camp of the
blind piggers yesterday afternoon.
Armed with Il complaint, search war-
rant and an injunctional order, Sheriff
Donnelly took possession of the Kline
resort, on Main street, and notified
the proprietors of the place, George
Kline and one :ribbils, that the place
would suspend operations for the
present.
The place was searched, and al
though the glasses and other paraphe-
MALTA found would lead one to the be.
lief that it was of the blind pig order,
no liquor was found Oh the premises.
Bismarck Tribune, Feb. 16.