New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-08-03
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THE Louisville Courier-Journal' is trying to XIII
protection by employing deliberations artful ala
Il stigmatizes protectionists as ruthless roopers
who rule the roost" Moreover. by protection the
fires are fed which forge fabulous fortunes ior
| the few"
Epehl ne rid n we wait until MIR Wabash
puts mis- evening dress we VIII De iate ioi ''ie
Mrs Wabash-Oh pshaw. 1t doesn't take John
long to reverse his cuffs Rochester PostExpress'
| His Majesty Probat Somdetch Pra Parmindr
Mahah Chulalongkorn Pra Chula Chom kiao.
| King OF Siam. is described as a weli-informeo ana
! kindly gentleman OF agreeable and polished man
! ners His one royal wife is his half-sister
speakine Of strikes the idea OF the boilermakers
striking does not seem 10 be out OF harmony WIN
/ the established htnesa OF things
The Philadelphia Record" says that dIssipa
| ton of certain summer young men" is a hat-band
/ spree youth stopping at one of the fashionable
/ hotels at cape May made his appearance on the
! morning Of his arrival with "A hat trimmed with
blu. band. In the afternoon he stroled around the
porch with 4 white band. Later he donned the
University of Pennsylvania combination of red and
/ blue, and the next day he started I'm with yellow
and white following it NJ with more startling COM
bluaiions The rumor spread around that he mas
br.Isht u hat store with him. and some OF the girls
b.heI the ohambermad to count hs hats She re-
ported only one hat. but twenty-seven hat-banis
which ciappie took of and pat on as readily aS h-
/ would his coat or vest
Testimony Of One Who knew.-stranger This is
a bcauufu part Of the city. Property must be
very high here,
citizen 80 sir. Property isn't worth anything
/ along here. - l., ..,
rows a palace. and there's half a mile OF them
! THAT doesn't max" any difference Lh-y are
owned 10y men that are suffering for IN" heceS-
Il don, see any Indications that the owners want
"rhry'r~ too poor to he able even to buy For
Sale cards Ia put in the Windows ~
Have You rot any property along this row?
! Haven't "a foot of dirt within a mile of It,
"rhen how do You know all TINS.
dnicrrptnY, Why. Great SCOT ! ought s.. to
! myseif when I'm at home."-CChieaso Tribune
There is man in Shepheristown. W. Va. who
/ could be vertable Brutus II the occasion ever
arose lie is the Mayor of the town. and the other
/ day he fined himself for allowing his COW TO run
AT large in violation of the towns ordinance
/ Driven TO Dissipation WckwireDont you
admit that most of your troubles are due to drink?
/ Dismal Dawson-Can't say that 10, mum. Fact
| Is. til ! took to booze, nobody never RAD no sym
patty fer me.-tlndanapolis Journal
The new drunk law is more satisfactory than
the old one" mournfully confesses the Editor of
..rhe New Bedford ,Nass) Mercury" We should
think drunk law would be- rather unsatIs
factory.
MIR bronson" said a coIored man to grocer
ON Beanben-st was you gwine ter keep water
millyons dis sezun?
''Of course.
.NW,as you gwine ter keep some on ice?"
| Was de price goin' ter be about TO bits?'
II presume so
'Mistah Bronson. YOU gwne ter have few
green watermillyons dis scum continued the
well. there always green ones you
know"
'Sartn. Was you gwne ter take big green
an pour in quart Of Kerosene lie an leave II
outdoahs for somebody ter carry OFF,
II may-why|'
.Iekase Mistah Bronson. got hold OF one OF
dem watermillyons you fixed last year an IL was
so much more beautfuler than any of your ripe
ones dat | wanted ter speak fur de fust you
nut out. Doan' forgit me. Mr.. Bronson: my cogno-
mon MIS- Git Oar Jones. -(DetrOit Free Press