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The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28
Lost-An Appetite!

If you have lost your appetite it will re- turn to you if yoI apply to druggistor or gens eral dealer who sells Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. When you are in possession of this helpful tonic, you have a restorer of appe~ tite which is unfailing and prompt More over, it restores digestion as well as ap: petite, and regulates the bowels, Ever and kidneys, and protects you from malaria and rhenmatiSm.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

SLEEPY CITIzEN-"What do you want ir my house2n Burglar (presenting gun)-"f want money" Sleepy CItizen--"Good Lordt Give us your hand-so do lP'-CleVelan0 Plaindealer.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

"HE's very modest young man, isn't hea" ''Modest as burglar; he doesn't even want the credit of his own work."-Phila- delphia Record.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

ONE of the differences between bicycle and a unicycie is that the wheelbarroW is much the harder of the two to push.-Somer- vile Journal.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

Two burglars were run down by the marshal and students of the normal school at Valparaiso, Ind. One burglar was killed and the other badly wound ed.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

A WOMAN in Ohio has just received her des gree as an electrical engineer. She oughts by mere force of instinct, to know how t9 manage the sparks. Baltimore American.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

SPEAKING of slowgoing people, the man in charge of the watch counter in Jewelry store is generally behind the times.-Buffalo Courier
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

"WHY does Maud look so melancholy Has she experienced deep grief" "Yes, poor girl she has finished her box of cara mels "-Chicago News.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

WE are told that the quadrille is going out of fashion. For all its reverses the waltz will now have it's turn at the top.-Philadel' phia Times
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

WAITER-"Will you have French fried DO. tatoes, sir?m Herr von Wachstetter (halt rising from his chair in his indignation)- "V-a-t u-Boston Courier.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

CLosEFIsT-"I hear your son is great at contracting debts.n Hanks" Base fabrica- tion, assure you; he is an expander."- Kate Fields Washington.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

CASE (annoyed)-"Don you know that a fool can ask questions9" Bass-"l had heard so; now l know it."-Boston Tran script.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

WE ought to keep peace with China as long as we have pacific ocean between us. Troy Press.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

TIE physician of "twenty years standing" should have a chance to sit down and rest awhile.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

ALBERT BURcE, West Toledo, Ohio, sayss "Halrs Catarrh Cure saved mylife." Write him for particulars. Sold by Druggists. 75c.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

SOMETIMES it is the bank cashier that gets the best of the run.-N. Y. World.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

TIE amateur photographer has habit oi taking almost anything except a hint.-Som eryille Journal
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

How MY THROAT HURTS Why don't you Pike's Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

CAT least can go down with colors fly ing" said the calciminer when his foos slipped --Washin gton Star.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

BEECHAM's PILLS will, in future, for the United States, be covered with a quickly soluble, pleasant coating. 9 cents box.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1893-09-28

Mss WRINKLEs-''No, never expect to marry" Belle-''But what if some ons should proposepi-Truth.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1893-08-16
TIT: BOOKWORM.

The whole day long sit and read
OF days when men We're men indeed
And women knightlicr far;
fight with Joan Of Arc; | fail
With Talbot; from my castle wall
watch HE guiding star.
But when at last the twilight falls
And hangs about the book lined walls
And crccps across the page,
Then the enchantmcnt goes, andI
Close up my volumes with a sigh,
To greet q narrower age.
Home through the pearly dusk go
And watch the London lamplight glow
Far OF in wavering lines
A pale Gray world with primrose CLEANS,
And in the west a cloud that seems
My distant Apennines.
Oh, life! so full of truths toteach,
OF secrets / shall never reach;
Oh, world of here and now;
Forgive, forgive me, if voice,
A ghost. a memory be my choice,
And moro to mo than thou!
Mary T. Robinson in London Sun.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1893-08-16
A TWO EDGED SECREI1


Breakfast was nearly over, and the
Baron and Baronno SLIDER were emitting
as affcctionateIy as lovers. She had just
come from her b0udoir and he from his
racing stables, training courses, pad
docks, etc, at Viro6ay. Absorbed all
dav long in business in Paris. he had
fallen into the habit of visiting his stud
af evenings. in order to be present at
dawn during the speeding Of his horses.
Baron Karl SLIDER. an Austrian bank
er and f2ancier. was an unknown no
body 10 wears before. Now you could
not omen morning journal Of com
merce. snort or arvt,iny else without
running across some mention Of lis busi-
ness. his races and racers. lis dinners OK
his wife's beauty.
Above all. his wife's beauty. for SLIDER,
who denied himself nothing. had in
dulged himself at 40 in the dangerous
luxury of marrying charming Marguerite
de Franc1n0nt. with whom all Paris had
danced during four successive 8e.soHs,
but whose poverty had reserved her fol'
9 marriage Of ills kind.
They lived happily enough, a0d 3ilbor.
rocoyntzfn- hi: Wills really uncommon
inteiIigenue. did notl4ing-savo in mat
ters of fna2ce-without consulting her
with frank and tender Difference.
Then" sad he presently, rolling a
last strawberry to sugar, ''Gue1in did
Gomez"
Yes, last night, just after you had
started for ViroAay saw him and ax-
planned to him fully how you were the
victim Of inQiscretions that brought SIS
picion uDon YOU. EVERYTHING that passes
at the stable.' saidI, is reported straight
way to the b0ol1nakors Of the Rue Vivi-
enne They know in advance what
horse will run or be withdrawn: what
horeo corrins tha stob7e,s money ~. il
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ness"
"But you saom 50 fetiguod, my poor
Karl"
"Zoundsl o-1&At TO be. Twas up
before the sum
''But need yoa SO to Viroday SO often'
KarlT'
every day If 7 could, my dear. Tho
eye Of the master, you itnoW-above all,
in the care Of race horses, And l have,
praise heaven. II oyo that sees clearly"
undoubtedly, my DEAR" Marguerite
assented calmly, tracing the tablecloth
with the tip Of her rosy nail. but
Guerin. I trust. will see clearer still. 1t
is really as amusing as q play to me,
dearest, to have anything to do with q
detective whom they talk SO much Of as
they talk CT this Gacrin.'
X x x y
Two hours later Karl SLIDER, lying
back in an easy chair in his Office i'll the
Rue Richel;ou, smoked with half closed
eyes the pureat products Of the Havana
tobacco fields Near him II q chair no
less luxurious and with weed drawn
from the same source between his lips,
young De Pdyzac--with Il somewhat
doubtful past-lolleQ and talked with
wide open eyes, making the most Of his
POSITION Of intimate friend Of 50 rich and
renowned man as the Baron &jlber.
THE fact is, barOn,' said he, cOntin-
uing the subject upon which he was
launched, you are Or ought to be the
happiest nan in Paris today. Just think
Of it. the pot of money you've made at q
single stroke-m0re than would need
to a1nuse me a Who'll =, long year"
"One would say that fact annoyed
sou" SLIDER returned lazily, without
stirring himself.
"Aunoyel me? Not the least in the
world baron. I'm TOO much your friend
Gor that. But when l contrast our two
destnlies. Why, everything in the world
succeeds with you. Your business, look
at it. It goes like q conf&gration. Your
racing, toe, which heaven knows why
you took it into your head to try-wheth-
er your Own horses win Or lose, it mat
ters not-y0u find 4 way to win with
the horses Of others''-
Gin a word" SLIDER interrupted, with
some show Of temper, lyon mean to i'm
ply, like the rest, that purposely allow
my own horses to be beaten"
Payzac continued with all imperturb
able calm and q lightly shrugged shout
der
''But all Of which is IS nothing" said
he, ''compared with the fact that not
only are you the legitimate pOssossOr of
the most beautiful woman in Paris, but
you also know one not less lovely who
lives in q more mysterious quarter Of the
city,
This time the banker sat erect, as if
pulled with a spring, and looked about
him uneasily.
"Payz@c," said he, ''h-s-a!1! You risk
too much at times. You, and You only,
are to know that side q nay life, p Sc
cret that must not be roisol abroad"
''Of course, said Payzac, q know it,
for to whom else than me do you owe
the acquaintance of the fair and beauti
full Wanda?'
"Also the happiness Of being loved for
myself Alone" assented SLIDER CRATE
fully. ''That poor foreign girl, with her
sensitive soul-positively, Payzac, she
loves me like a faithful dog, though I
seek always totreat her like paniOn
and friend Nothing SO binds women to
us as letting them believe they fully
share in our lives. The baronne, for in
stance, who thinks tell her everything,
because I've the air Of deciding nothing
v.7itbO77t cOne77lti7}0 her The result? An
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to the true Object Of his visit.

Il fortnight ltUCL lilC III u 'tti JUL
onne were again finishing breakfast in
the little breakfast room where we met
them first and where, now as then, the
baron had just como in from night at
his stables.
"Havon't you lost something Karlf"
demanded the baronne suddenly, at the
same time drawing from her pocket u
railroad pass.
"Parbleu! yes" said the baron, land
q hunt l had for it, too, last night.
Where did you find it, lover
Before the baronne could answer, the
door opened and q servant entered bear
ing @ card on a salver.
"Ah, GuerinY said Karl. MAY he
come in here, dearest? A parsonage SO
potent should be treated like family
friend"
And, madame consenting, the world
famed detective was ushered in. Freshly
shaven, sedately dressed, monocle in
eye and portfolio in hand, he looked like
the head clerk of q legal firm and beamed
upon his employers with the satisfied air
Of bearer Of good news.
"Wen, monsieur" said the baronne,
in fine humor herself, "haye you disc0v-
cred anything?"
Everything, madame" Guerin re-
turned calmly, dcpo8iting his portfolio
Oh the table. ga curious story it is, too,
and with q woman in it, Of course, as l
thought from the start"
''Perhaps, thon,'' said the baron, with
a meaning look at his wife, 'you would
desire, monsieur, to be alone with me
awhile?"
But Guerin, priding himself upon his
skill as a raconteur and prefe1ring two
auditors to one, made signs that he could
gloss over things when necessary and
plunged into his story.
''The truth is, baron" said he after a
little thought, eve never have had
case that gayc us so much trouble as
this. Usually We have to trail people
who, suspecting nothing, take no pre-
cautions. Here, on the contrary, all
were under cover. It took US nearly a
week to learn that Wilhelm, the book
maker Of the Rue Viyienne, had lady
love, and to find out who she was took
us longer still, as Wilhelm visits her
very irrc9ularly. She is O. f0reigner--a
Polish girI-whO lives a secluded life in
q little gem of q house in the vicinity Of
La Muotto''-
"The vicinity Of La Nuettey' mechan-
icalIy repeated the baron, going red and
white by turns. LA Muetto-the little
wrotch!"
EYES," said Guerin, though not COM
pretending, "but what will interest you
most of all is that Wanda-the Polish
girls name, you lzn0W-on certain even
in2s receives another visitor, and that
he-tliis yiSitor-comes from your VirO-
fay stables. You see the mouse in the
cheese, do you not, baron?" and Guerin
smiled significantly.
"The little wrctch!' cried SLIDER again,
starting up in his chair.
EXACTLY" said Guerin carelessly,
'fbut you would see more than one of
tie same kind, baron, were you q week
in my place. Well, it is she-this
Wanda-who sells to Wilhelm-for a
round sum Of course-the secrets Of
your stable, by which every one profits
but you, baron. Nothing remains to be
done now but to learn the name Of this
man who gives this girl the information
that she in turn imparts to the book
maker
"Ah!' said SLIDER, with sudden vi
vacity, you do not know his name
them
"And nothing is done after all then,
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more than is necessary"

SuCIILc pro CStGu SWcGCIy, your STORY Is
most interesting; proceed if you please"
"Then, as | said,' continued Guerin.
sit happened in this way. They go to
bed very early at Virofay, and last
night-othor nights also-when all were
asleep, q man slipped out of there with
great precautions, went to the station,
took train for Paris and reached the
La Muette house about II p. m. Two
hours later he came out again, took
tiacre, aDd was driven back to VirOhay,
where his absence had been noticed by
no one"
''The name Of this man-you do not
know it, you say?' demanded the bar
onne, becoming thoughtful.
'Not yet, madame But
"Pooh!" said SLIDER, sit must have
been my trainer, Hawkins. He's a
great hand for girls, and the only man
at Yirofay rich enough to have nest in
the Muetto quarter"
''And has Hawkins a railroad pass, DO
you know, baron, as this man last night
had?" Guerin pursued eagerly.
"a pass? You are sure he had a pass
monsieur?' cried Marguerite, consider
ing intently the great red face Of her
husband suddenly beaded with perspira-
ton.
absolutely, for Coutourier Swallowed
him all the way from Virofay, trying to
see his face, which he kept concealed,
and heard him tell the ST. Lazare Off
Gals that he had somehow misplaced it.
4os1 49, 4o
won't take long to nab the fel'--
IN. Guerin, T." interrupted the baronne
with sparkling eyes, 'no-go no further.
We know all we need to know: we shall
do the rest. Decidedly, with your as
sistanco one can learn anything"'
cit is my trade, madame" replied
Gucrin modestly, "but if madame likes
and has time to spare there are other de-
tails Of this business that it Would amuse
madame greatly to hear"
$50 on-I am not at all hurried. Give
Us the details, monsieur" and Nine. Sill
Der smiled inyitingly, with her eyes fixed
always on the barOn's face with an in
defnable gaze. Proud Of his success and
warmed by his demitasse Of eau de vie,
Guerin settled back in his chair and
crossed his legs comfortably.
1.-TWO words, madame" said he, ''and
the milk of the cocoanut is yours. That
Virofay parsonage, first bofooled by the
bo0lmaker and the boollznaker's lady
love, is a second time befooled by his
would you guess it?-by his wife, who
has lover"
Guerin paused for the laugh that did
not como.
SLIDER and his wife were evidently in
disposed to hilarity. White as the cloth
her fingers drummed on, the baronne bit
her lips and gazed straight before her,
end Karl, with an effort to pull himself
together, called TREMENDOUSLY for the
brandy.
"Wanda, Unjust tell you," continued
Guerin, ''for my agent watched her
house, too-W anda, Of course, numbers
among her other friends certain M.
Rene de Payzac"-
The Silbers started, each in different
way.
''De Payzac! He makes three, thon,"
the baron gasped out, losing all vestige
Of self command.
ooh, no, not at least as you mean,
baron. Payzac is merely an old friend
Of Wanda's, who limits himself now to
replenishing his pockets through his one
time idol. Courtier overhead them one
night in the gardena and learned the
whole story. He wanted 40 louis, and
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-03-10

ROYAL A. JOHNSON has rendered his resigna
ton as surveyOr-geueral of Arizona. The Ca
zette" has criticised the official acts of the gen
eral at times, yet we are free to confess that We
think that Roy Al Johnson has been the ablest
and one OF the best men that ever filed the Of
fee in Arizona, and we in common with the
people of the Salt River Valley owe the gentle
man a debt OF gratitude for his abe and fear.
less dealings with that fraudulent Reavis
claim. The Gazette" tenders the gentleman
its friendship TO take into private life, and
hopes that prosperity will mark his every foot
step.-Gazette.
The above from the Gazette fittingly
expresses the confidence reposed in
General Johnson by the people of the
Salt River Valley generally. And now
that the fraudulent Reavis claim is to
he submitted to the land court, General
Johnson, who has given the matter
muth study and is thoroughly convers-
ant with the situation, having resigned
as surveyor general, is in a position to
be of much aid to our people. We sug-
gest the advisability OF the board of
supervisors corresponding with him rel
alive to the matter.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-03-10

PRESIDENT HARRISON has followed
illustrious precedent in accepting pro-
verslty of California. Thomas Jefer-
son and James Madison each acted at
different times as rector OF the Univir-
sity OF Virginia after their retirement
from the Presidency, and John Quincy
Adams delivered lectures and addresses
before various bodies and institutions
during the declining years Of his life.
President Harrison is constitutional
lawyer OF rare ability, and this fact, to-
gether with his capacity as an orator,
qualify him in an exceptional manner
for the work which it is reported that
he will undertake.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-03-10

and it takes the full force OF the law to
keep these clothes on these same wo-
men. Woman is now regarded as purer
and better than man and, on an
average. she is but give her the ballot
and thereby break down all those safe
guards which man has built up to keep
her away from the concentrating infu-
ences and associations to which he is
subjected and she will surely sink down
and down and verify take the places OF
men engaged in those occupations
whom mistaken philanthropists seek to
destroy by the female vote. The social
fabric is rotten enough now, the Lord
knows, without throwing what little
good there is left into the political cess
pool. Female suffrage complete is not
practicable, and every thinking person
knows it,"
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-03-10

THE ENACTMENT OF the car coupling
bill is source OF great qualification to
President Harrison, who was a persist
ent champion OF such measure long
before he was suggested for the presi-
dency, and who has repeatedly urged
it since occupying that Office. His
course on this question is evidence OF
of his deep sympathy with working
men. 1t is in marked contrast with the
acts of Democratic leaders in both
branches OF congress, who, in spite OF
the loud demands of the Chicago plat
form for law of that character, have
taken the side of certain corporate in
terests and vigorously opposed the car
coupling bill. II it had not been for
Republican support the bill would have
met overwhelming defeat.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-03-10

imposed upon for two years by being
compelled to attend the federal court at
Florence and we have patiently waited
hoping that the present legislature
would afford some relief. The arrange
ment proposed by Mr.. Kelley will give
us none, for while the distance may be
near to Tom bstone the Inconvenience
of travel are definitely worse. Taking
the train for Fnorence at Bowie, citize. s
of Graham COUNTY go through to Ca o
Grande and there take the stage for
Florence. To get to Tombstone they
must get off at Benson and stay all
night, taking the Sonora train next
morning for Fla rbanks, where they take
the stage nine miles from their desti-
nation.
We are friendly to Tombstone, but il
the judicial districts are to be changed
Graham county wants to be included in
the Tucson district. If this cannot be
arranged our people will be better of
as they are now, because with the build
ing of the proposed Globe ad, Globe
would undoubtedly be the seat of the
United States court for the second dis
trict court.-Bulletin.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-03-10
Language of the Umbrella.

An American, after heightened study
of the subject, gives the following def
milton of the language of the UNI
brella: ITO place one in a rack at a
club house indicates that it will short
ly change owners; if cotton one be
substituted for silk, it means that Eek.
change is no robbery A man getting
all the raindrops from the points of
the umbrella, which he holds over a
lady, signifies courtship, but when a
man keeps the lions share of the arti-
Gle, giving the lady the raindrops, it
denotes marriage. To carry an UNI
brella under the arm at an angle i'm
plies that the individual following will
lose an eye, while to hold it just high
enough to injure passers' eyes and
mems hats signifies 4 am a woman
Lastly, the loan of an umbrella Is
Synonymous with an act OF egregious
folly. Ladies' Home Journal.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-03-10
AS TO judicial Districts.

The Bulletin desires to enter a pro-
test in the interest of the people of Ora
ham county against the enactment into
law OF the bill introduced by Mr.. Reilly,
OF Cochise county, dividing the terri
tory into judicial districts. This bill
provides that the first judicial district
shall be composed of the counties of
Cochise and Graham with the federal
court at Tombstone. This would COM
pei the people of Graham county having
business in the federal court as Jurors,
witnesses or what-not, to travel to
Tombstone instead of Florence, as now.
1t is claimed and conceded to be true
that Graham county people have been
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-03-10
he sEsvED HIS CONSTITUENCY


The victory scored yesterday IN the
house by the represe natives from Co.
shise county in the matter OF the Reilly
judicial district bill was decisive one
and is particularly gratifying to DR..
Wright, whose contest was made last
fall on that issue. Since the intro
tuction OF the bill he has been working
necessarily and in the crisis he made
an enyiable record on the floor of the
house.
Waving the worthiness OF the meas
Ure about which there must, from the
very nature Of it, be an honest as well
~ selfish difference of opinion, it is
safe to say that at the close of the ses-
session no member will be found to
have more fully carried out the wishes
Of his constituents than DR.. Wright,
because no constituency has more
earnestly desired anything than Cochise
county, has looked forward to the es-
Enlistment Of court at Tombstone.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-03-10

THE PRsscoTT Courier sens, ,ly says
1.-THE best way for Arizona sole to deal
with the woman suffrage question is to
sither kill it outright or leave it to a
vote of the people, in which latter event
II would be voted down, two to one,
even il the women voted on it them
selves. There are very few ladies who
really desire to shoulder the burdens
and responsibilities Of citizenship, many
OF which they are incapacitated by ma
lure from performing. Most of the
women who desire to vote have nothing
feminine about them save their clothes,