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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
MRS. MAGoOGIN TALKS.
She Makes Some Philosophical observa-

She Makes Some Philosophical Observa-
lions to hrs. McGlaGgerty.
I'D takes tn cake, Mrs. McGlaggerty."
"Fwhat dir, Mrs. Magoogin?"
9Th Jursey City man thet's akin TIL di-
voasht because his wife dizn't know how to
cuke corn bafe an cabbage, Mrs McGlag-
gerty."
"Fwhat quare goin' san, Mrs. MagooginW
"Thrue for We, Mrs. McGlaggerty," said
the widow. I'D is quare, there's no gain
sayin that. But ids quarer shtill that there
shud be amy wuman wud so little sinse
tibet she should go an get marrid wudout
KNOWN how corn bafe an cabbage is cuked,
me frind. Fwhat did she think she was
gettin married fur, Oh don't know Was it
to put her heels up an tap av tn sofeo an
wud pincishions an pillles undher her head
to loie down an dhrame sweet dhrames the
whole livelong day, Mrs. McGlaggertyP
Ids all roight an we'll enoof fur WON
an tibet gets how'll av Vanderbilt ur an
Asther, an tibet kin have sarvints an cukes
av her own, an tibet has divil a ha'p'orth to
do fran mornin till noight but british her
hair an talk to herself in tn lukin glass
ids all very noice an raisinable fur daisy
loike thet to inther tn mattherynomial
shtate wudout andherstandin how to cuke
corn bafe an cabbage, but ids shame an
an outrage, an q croime agin tn conjoogal
conventhialties fur gerrul that marries
wurrukin man to be ignorint av id, Mrs.
McGlaggerty. Id med me laugh fwhin OF
fusht hurd me Daughter Toozy readin
about i'd; but, begorry, fwhin Oh come to
think about i'd Oh can't help thinkin but
TIL man that axesth diyoasht is roiQht
me frlnd. Sure an aft woman dizn't know
how to cuke corn bafe an cabbage fwhat in
the name of St. Mick av the Mountain kin
she know at all at all, Mrs. McGlaggerty'
Yurra, wurra, but tn gerruls tibet ar grow
in up ar tn divils in all fur KNOWN nothin
an doin nothin but dhressin en- shtoyle an
breakin minis harris
"They don't want to sile their hands aft
they kin help id, but they'll play long Din
MS an shmoke cigaroots an paint imbr'id-
heries an think they're hall an all on
fwheels, so they will, Mrs. McGlaggerty.
But they can't cuke corn bate an cabbage,
an fwhat gud ar they fur wolves wudout
that, me frindp No wondher tn min ar
runnin away wud other gerruls an gettin SO
many divoashtses, Mrs. McGlaggcrty. How
kud it be otherwoise me frind, fwhin they
can't have their mails cuked praperly for
thin at home? Wait till Oh show We fwhat
fushtclars wolfe luks loike wan av these
days. Oh won't say fwhin-but me Cubyan
smash is an tn marry, an wudnt be shup-
proise but fwhat me daughter Toozy Id
have shtepladder for father wan NV
these foine days, Mrs McGlaggertyp'-New
York Mercury.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
He Never Tried 1t Again.

A brigade major serving in Gibraltar was
in the habit of giving to soldiers who had
INDUCED not wisely, but too we'll, a note
addressed to the sergeant of the guard, in
which it was written, please confine
bearer"
One day an astute Irishman happened to
be one of the victims and was handed the
note and ordered to return to the barracks
at once to deliver it.
On his way he met the brigade majors
groom, and knowing the contents of the
note asked him as favor to take it to the
barracks, as he did not wish to return for
an hour or two.
On delivering it hewas of course confined
to the guardropm.
The major, On learning the truth, said no
more about it thinking it very smart on
the part of the soldier, and never again tried
it.--Spare Moments.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
Letter List.

List of letters remaining uncalled for
in the postoffice at Santa Fe, New Mexico,
for the week ending July 29, 1898.
If not called for within two weeks will be
sent to the dead letter office at Washing
ton.
Baca ySanches. Pablo Hcndrickson, w
Bandonallo. Jose Hern Willie
Bidwell, Sylvester Martinez, Teesfor
Burnett, III G Martinez. Remedies
G de Baca. Paulina Oliver, r p
Chaves, Benerito Simpson, Pedro A
Garcia, Francisco Stann p b
Hernandes, Guadalu- Tenorio Lorenzo2
pc Tolman, Chas
Tranor. j. }.
In calling please say advertised and
give the date.
j. WELTMER,
Postmaster.
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The Wrong Night,

$50 you deny that you ever asked my
client to marry you or that you promised
to marry herp7 queried the attorney for the
plaintiff in the breach of promise case with
comprehensive gesture and an dir of sur
prised incredulity.
mo, sir, admit it" responded the de-
PENDANT promptly.
You admit itl'' shouted the lawyer, leap
Ing to his feet and casting triumphant
look about the courtroom.
Yves, admit it, but the conversation al
luded to occurred on Sunday evening, and
believe contracts made on that day are
void. detroit Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
Important Announcement.
To Those Who Contemplate Trip to the
Worlds Fair.

Under its new summer schedule now IN
effect, the Burlington route is enabled to
offer increased facilities in train service
and fast time from Denver eastward.
Train No. 6, ''the Chicago and st. Louis
Special" leaves Denver daily at s:35 a. NJ,
reaching Chicago at 4:10 and st. Louis at
800 p. M, the next afternoon, being only
one night on the road.
Train No. 2, the popular evening
"Flyer," leaves Denver at 1910 p. M,
reaching Chicago at $500 and st. Louis at
1925 the second morning.
These trains consist of vestibuled Pull
man sleepers, chair cars and diners, serv-
ing all meals on route, and making quick
er time by several hours than any other
road. For full information, tickets and
sleeping berths, call on local ticket
agents, OF address G.. W. Vallery, General
Agent, 100 Larimer street, Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
The Noble Art OF Self Defense" SET
Forth by. an Authority.

Self defense instructive. Persons who
find themselves afflicted with heart dis
ease as manifested by it's many symp-
toms, palpitation short breath, irregular
pulse, pain in side or shoulder, smother
ing, fainting or dropsy, ETC., naturally
desire defense against what may term
mate fatally. For the express purpose
no remedy has ever approached DR..
Miles New Heart Cure, sold by A. G. Ire
land jr., on guarantee. Mrs. O. F. Per-
kins, of Northwood, Ia, says, DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure, saved her life. She suf-
fered from palpitatien and heart would
frequently beat as high as 125 a minute,
Was not expected to live. Was mere
skeleton, no relief from physicians
New Heart Cure cured her.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
Logical.

Logical.
Mrs. Bloomfeld-I hear that Mr.. More
mud has married Miss Trivvett. She's
blind, you know. Isn't it pitys
Mr.. Bloomfield-Isn't what pityf The
fact that she is married.
THAT she is blind, of course. But 1t is a
good thing Mr.. Moremud fell in love with
her. He's SO rich and able to take care OF
her. 1t seems so unselfish, too, for a man
to marry a woman afflicted like that, yet it
is much better for blind man to marry a
woman with good eyesight than to mate
with blind woman, and 1t is better for the
deaf and dumb to marry the hearing and
seeing than to marry those afflicted like
themselves"
"Why9"
because one can supply the deficiencies
of the other and so be Of assistance to each
other"
"Well, don't think so. I think blind
man ought to marry blind woman"
"WhyS"
$50 as to reduce the amount Of suffering
in the world"
"How would intermarriage of blind peo-
pie do that?"
Just in this way. When man and
woman marry, the two become one. Re-
duces the number of blind people so per
cent. See?"-Pittsburg Chronicle Tele-
graph
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
Worth Knowing.

That Allcock's Porous Plasters are the
highest result of medical science and skill,
and in ingredients and method have never
been equaled.
That they are the origin al and genuine
porous plasters, upon whose reputation
imitators trade.
That Allcock's Porous Plasters never
fail to perform their remedial work
quickly and effectually.
That this fact is attested by thousands
of voluntary and unimpeachable testi-
monials from grateful patients.
That for rheumatism, weak back, sci.
attic, lung trouble, kidney disease, dys
pepsia, malaria, and all local pains, they
are invaluable.
That when you buy Allcock's Porous
Plasters you absolutely obtain the best
plasters made
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where to stop in chicago.

The perplexing question which is every
day asked by people who desire to go to
Chicago to attend the Worlds fair is,
"Where are we going to stay when we get
thereG" This is easily answered, and if
you will go to the ticket agent of the
Santa Fo, Mr.. W. M. Smith, he will tell
you.
Arrangements have been made for the
distribution by the Santa Fe company of
pamphlet entitled "Homes for Visitors
to the Worlds Fair" This is a reliable
pamphlet containing the rames and ad-
dresses of about 5000 families who will
furnish accommodations to visitors from
May to October 81, 1893 The pamphlet
also contains sectional maps which will
enable the intending visitor to select any
quarter of the city that he would prefer.
Correspondence can then be carried on
and definite arrangements made SO that
when visitors arrive in Chicago they can
proceed at once to their quarters.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
No Delay.

The Philadelphia Record tells Of a car
penter who was sent to make new door
for house about five minutes walk from
his employers store, but forgot his foot
rule. A little thing like that, however,
didn't discomfort him. He was big fell
low, SO he spread his enormous arms and
found he could Just reach from the door
step to the top Of the structure, With his
arms outstretched he ran toward the car
penter's store, and meeting a fellow en-
ployee shouted, Don't stop me, Tom; I've
got the size Of the door between my two
hands!"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

Sleep, and restores health, flesh and
strength.
For periodical pains, prolapsus
and other displacements, bearing
down sensations, and "female COM
plants" generally, it is so effective
that it can be guaranteed If it
doesn't benefit or cure, you have
your money back. Is anything that
isn't sold in this way likely to be
"just as good"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
star OF the south.

Go to Velasco for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, where the soil
is natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years Is
degrees above zero. Warmest day 50 de
Rrees. velasco offers the best invest
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, Velasco Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

"One of my customers came in to-day
and asked me for the best cough medicine
l had," says Lew Young, a prominent
druggist of Newman Grove, Neb. "Of
course showed him Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, and he did not ask to see any
other. I have never yet sold medicine
that would loosen and relieve a severl
cold 80 quickly as that Remedy does. I
have sold four dozen of it within the last
sixty days and do not know of single
case where it failed to give the most per-
feet satisfaction" SO cent bottles for
sale by A. G. Ireland, Jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. The result is a specific for sick
headache, biliousness and onstipation.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
A Rare CuriO.

This, ladies and gentlemen, said the pro-
prietor of the museum, approaching a
figure at the end of the platform, this is
the last and most wonderful of the curio-
stiles now in my collection. After much
trouble, time and expense, I have been
phle to obtain for public exhibition this
living Indiana man who never wrote a
dialect poem in his life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
r errlble Misfortune. Many Suffering
From it O-day.

The cry of misfortune is never heard
without responsive throb of sympathy
from those who hear it. Thousands who
have had la grippe, which left them with
that constant tired, worn-out feeling,
slice plessness, dull headache, depression,
hysteria, ETC., have often prayed for relief,
and are obtaining it from DR.. Miles Res
torative Nervine. M. Lew Enyart, Macy,
Ind, says: "Your Nervine has cured me
of prostitution; it is just what your adj
vertisement said it was" 1.-TWO bottles
of Nervine cured me of sick headache"
--Chas. WILDER Palmyra, N. Y. Sold on a
guarantee by A. G. Ireland. ir., Call for
the Doctors book, "New and Startling
Facts" free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

Last fall / was taken with a kind of
summer complaint, accompanied with a
wonderful diarrhoea. Soon after my wife's
sister, who lives with us, was taken in the
same way. We used almost everything
without benefit. Then Isaid, let us try
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy, which we did, and that
cured us right away. I think much of it,
as it did for me what it was recommended
to do. John Hertzler, Bethel, Berks Co.,
Pa. rs and so cent bottles for sale by
A. @. Ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

"My little boy was very bad for twelve
months with diarrhea. We used various
medicines, also called in two doctors, but
nothing did him any good until we used
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoa Remedy, which gave immediate re-
lief and soon cured him. I consider it
the best medicine made and can conscien-
tously recommend it to all who need a
diarrh@a or colo medicine. j. E. Hare,
Trenton, Texas. rs and so cent bottles
for sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

Old Gent--On the eve of your marriage
let me give you piece of advice. Remem-
Der when your wife's next birthday comes
and give her handsome present.
Young Ian--Yes, of course.
"Give her the best your pocket can buy
every birthday, but at Christmas, New
Years and such times give her only mex
pensive little tokens Form that habit"
Eyes, but whyS"
1T will pay"
II presume So"
Eyes. In few years you can begin to
forget the birthdays, and she won't say
word. New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
KEY TO THE ABOVE.

First train leaves Santa Fe at 5:15 p. M,
connects with No. 8 west bound, returning
at 1925 p. m.
Second train leaves Santa Fe at 9:05 p. M,
connects with No. 2 east bound and returns
at lao p. M.
Third train leaves Santa Fe at LAS p. nl.,
connects with No. west bound, returning
at 1876 a. m.
Fourth train leaves Santa at Fe TAO am,
connects with No. 4 east bound, returning
at 9:45 q. M.
Nos. and 2 are the northern California
and Ell Paso trains.
Nos. and are the southern California
trains.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
Not Truly Brave.

Not Truly Brave.
Oh, flercely fought he in the warsl
His courage oft was noted,
And three times he for gallantry
Was honored and promoted.
Where bullets few as thick as fleas
And almost as annoying,
Well to the front, he bore the brunt
When death with men was toying.
The shrek Of shells no terror brought
Though comrades fast were falling;
He stood alone in trenches strewn
With carnage most appalling.
He smiled on death with a scornful smile,
And fear and he were strangers.
When blood flowed free he laughed In gles,
Found food for mirth in dangers.
Yet now his noble courage fails
His heart is near to stopping
It shakes his nerves when his wife observes,
John, come with me a-shoppipg."
-Detrolt Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
A Juvenile Edison.

Mrs. Wayback-T weather yane that
peddler sold you amt worth shucks. 1t
don't point toward the wind at all. 1t
points just the other way.
Mr.. Wayback-By jinks, that's so. TIL
wind is from the south, and that tin rooster
points north, sure as guns.
Little Son-I'll tell you how to fix it,
pop. Take it down and cut it into the shape
of cow Cows always turn tail to the
wind.-Good News
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

For every case Of Catarrh which
they cannot cure, the proprietors Of
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy agree
to pay $500 in cash. You're cured
by its mild, soothing, cleansing, and
healing properties, or you're paid.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
FACE md FIGURE

show it, if you're
q healthy woman.
Tn VII have a
beauty of their
own, no matter
what your features.
Perfect health, with
its clear skin, rosy
cheeks, and bright
eyes, is enough to
make any woman
attractive.
To get perfect
health, use faith
fully DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescrip-
ton. That regu-
lates and promotes
oil the proper func-
tions of woman
hood, improves d.
gestion, enriches
1.-THE blood, dispels
aches and pains,
brings refreshing
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
WORLDS How to economic time

WORLDS How to economize time
FAIR. and money as to see
the Worlds fair to best advantage, is
question that may have puzzled you.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in adj
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
just issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. 1t contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map Of Chicago, and
other information of value to sight-seers.
G. L. NICHOLSON, G. P. &, 7. A., A., T. & s.
F. r. R., Topeka, Kas., SANTA FE
and ask for free copy. ROUTE.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
English Pride.

Last year she was the gayest girl
That sported on the beach,
But since she wed an English earl
She's quite beyond our reach.
With birth and aristocracy
And rank she's 80 oppressed,
She will not look upon the waves.
Unless they wear a crest Judge.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
One Sample Enough.

Newman-Come in a moment, old fell
low! want to show you a new invention
of mine. It is the latest thing in pants
stretchers.
Shockem-Excuse me- but I've had my
share Of that article thank you. Old Bodily
operates very effective one. He tried 1t
on me last night, and it not only stretched
his pants but stretched me out on the side
walk.-Boston Courier
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
Miles, Nerve 4 Liver pits.

Act on new notwithstanding the
liver, stomach and bowels through vhe
nerves: A new discovery. Dr. Miles
pills speedily cure billiousness, bad ta ass
torpid liver, piles, constipation. on,
90 ualed for men, woman, children. small
est mildest, surest, so doses rs cts sam
pies FREQ, at A. q. ireland, lr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
He Was Q Tenderfoot

Are you fond Of musici" he asked.
Sometimes" was the answer.
II have some duets In my trunk. Can
any Of you sing at sight"
mo, but a lot Of us can shoot at sight"
-Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
No Hurry.

Eaton 6altxer-Where are those oysters
ordered on the half SHELF
WATERFRONT ut impatient, sab. We're
dreffle shot on SHELLS, but yo'ro next
Exchange.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
Nothing to DO with Tobacco.

Braun-What? You smoking Jameson?
I thought your doctor ordered you to
give up tobacco.
Green-That's all right. This is one of
the cigars my wife gave me.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
Not For Him to Say.

Here, waiter-quick! Something to eat
and look sharpI'
"Yessir. What'll you have, sir9"
"Oh, anything-I don't care Chop or
ACKNOWLEDGMENT like"
"You must excuse me, sir; but I don't
feel called upon to decide Punch.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
American PedigreeS,

The Daughter count comes from
a very old family, papa.
Papa-Yes, know. His father and
mother kept fruit stand and both lived
to be past 90.-Milwaukee Wisconsin.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
Her Consolation.

She bounded into the hammock quick
And fell out on her shapely nose;
As she rose she said, "Wouldn't feel sick
If I hadn't on fancy hose"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

We could not improve the quality if
paid double the price. De Witt'a Witch
Hazel Salve is the best Salve that ex-
perience can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
A safe House.

A safe House.
Country Girl-Yes I'm going as house.
maid to IN Alderman's widow, who lives
in this street. Do you think that's good
house for me to take service inF
Driver of Express Wagon-Why noti
1t was only built three years ag0.-Schalk.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

To prevent fevers, keep the liver active
and bowels regular with Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
A Hidden Purpose.

Tailor-If any one calls on me- say I will
be back in an hour.
Clerk-very well, sir. Shall tell them
where you have gomez
Tailor-My gracious, no. Pm going out
to buy me ready madesuit Clothier and
FurniSher.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

Little vegetable health producers: De
Wits Little Early Risers cure malarious
disorders and regulate the stomach and
bowels, which prevents headache and
dizziness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
Points Of View.

Bronson (passing barbaric village in
the plaisance) Come, Maria, let's hurry
past and get out of the range OF the tiend
ish music.
Ujiji within, to his spouse) Run
Pwanga! Run inside the house and shut
the door. There comes ono of those fear
full American bands.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
Hopes.

Hopes.
Hardup-The amount Of your bill, doctor,
has made me feel quits i'll.
Doctor (gleefully)-Has it, sir2 Then I
suppose you will want me to attend you
professionally again2-Tit-B Bits
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

Carruthers Tin Waite's DEM That's y
very pretty desk you have there, but don't
see any pigeoHholes for bills and the like.
Waite-No, but you'll observe a very
pretty wastebasket to the left.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

Our word describes it-"perfection."
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Salve,
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is we'll known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31

De Wits Witch Hazel SaIve cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-31
A Timely Wall.

OH for the good old Republican days,
When in lieu of loud courses we'd paans
of praise.