Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-02-17

DuliQ up q nc" nome IN a land where all
are equal, but just as they were becoming
situated she was taken from
them. The bertaved husband and family
have the sympathy of all in their attlic-
ton.
Here is the way the Butte Mont By
stander puts it; Did you ever ponder
upon the uncertainties of life, Horatlo?
We are here to day and somewhere else
tomorrow. Over 1000 people die every
hour, and sixty every minute. 1t is this
uncertainty, gentle reader which should
prompt yon to pungle up your subscrip-
ton to-day, for now is the winter of our
discomfort, and Tomorrow you may be in
Helena or elsewhere
A well-knOwn government official and
a sheep man, says the Grafton On. d.
Record, were recently discussing the
mental qualifications necessary for a
sheep>berder. ANY blamed fool can
herd sheep" said Uncle Sans servant
"No, he can't" answered the sheep man;
"a man must know something to herd
sheep" "Oh, come off = responded the
official, in dead carnestness. Don't you
suppose have herded sheep myself?"
The Fargo Argus gets off the following
joke about the new stamps "The post
office department is smart. After one ot
those new Columbian stamps has been
affixed to letter, a second stamp has to
he put on for overweight" Another pa
per calls attention to the fact that, while
in one denomination of stamps the pic
tu,c "In Sight of Land shows the dis
coverer without sign of beard, another
The Lading" which occurred few
hours after the dlscovery--exhibits Co
umbus with big beard.
Casselton Republican "Havc you seen
the latest thing iu overcoats?' said a
merchant to Il Republican reporter the
other day. well. it's lady's glove
The latest styles of winter ovcrcoats are
provided with a small pocket in each
sleeve, which Is intended for the exclu-
sive use of the fair sex. Every girl has
had her fingers nearly frozen while hang.
ing on to her escorts arm. and would
he willing to bet new hut that the tailor
who originated the idea got his pointer
from his best girl"
EdgeleY Sentinel: The Sentinel is al
ways glad to receive items of news or thu
material wherewlth items are made
Whenever you know OF anything that
would make an item of news, kindly
obIige the editor and readers by making
the editor aware of 1t. The editor eau
ascertain all that he likes to learn abou,
current local events without your CO
operation and assistance. The editor
who lmagines or makes believe that ht
| knows it all, as matter of fact knows
very little as rule.
Bo1n--Jan. s, 1892, to Mr.. and Mrs
William Baker, of Mckenzie, Burlcig,
county, daughter. This ls the first gir
among four children born to Mr., ant
| Mrs. Baker within five years. 1t is har,
to forgive Billy for lowering the prescn
and prospective population of Enmons
county in the interest of .Burlelgh. I
isn't right for parents who have done 81
we'll in the family line in this county t.
tote the little chaps off to some othe
abiding. place, to the serious demoraliza
ton OF our noxt census report,
Northwest Magazine: One of the mos
remarkable accidents that ever occurret
IN the west delayed recent west-boun.
Great Northern train. A short dis
lance west of hlackfoot, Mont, the loco
motive dashed into herd of over on
hundred antelope. Several of the grace
full little ANIMALS were killed In the coils
ion and were served up at the breakfus
in the dining car. The locomotive Wa
SO badly crippled that it was necessary tt
return to Bluckfoot, which ls the end o
the division, for another engine to brinl
the train through.
Steele Ozone In Messrs. Cochrane ant
Wishek this district has two able men
Both are of unquestionable conduct il
their daily walk, and can always be foun'
with faculties wide awake and ready 70
emergencies. Senator Worst has host
OF friends among the members at Bis
marck. His manly course during til
contest has done hnn great honor. Sena
tor Casey spoke of him in the hig4es
terms. Mr.. Worst is above the plane 0
the political schemer. He is in som
senses superior to his surroundings. Tt
time will come, we hope, when sue
character will meet with proper recogni
tion.
The cosmopolitan nature of the popu
lat'ou of the Northwest, says tue st. Pau
Globe, was fully demonstrated in q Cas-
that was tried before Judge Cory, of TIL
city, lately. The plaintiffs were tw
Russian Jews. the defendant being Syr
ian. Otto Hasse. German, was atlorne
for defendant. and Bcnn Davis, an Eu
pllsh Jew, attorney for the plaintiffs.
Polander, an Egyptian and an Arab wer
witnesses in the case, and Bohemia
was garnsheed in the proceedings. Tn
justice who tried the case was an Irish
man. and the constable who served til
papers was Frenchman. There wer
several American spectators. The report
er who wrote the case was Swcde.
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