The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1893-03-17
CAPT. PAT DOMAIN TALKS.

In a recent interview to the re-
porter Of the Philadelphia Times
Col. Pal Donan expressed himself
on The Hawaiian question particu.
larly, and other questions gener-
ally. in The following characteris-
llcally lnrid aud arlistically elo.
quent style:
What do | think Of the proposed
annexation OF Hawaii Ii should
tell yon it would burn hole in
your paper and melt your type
and presses. | think il lie crown
ing would be crime Of Tins speek.
eagle, iimjammy administration.
Stevens, tie Yankee -doodlediddle
misrepresentation, who has been
The chlet instigalOr and engineer
Of il, shonld be hanged at the yard
arm as a pirate and fillbuster, and
every man implicated in ii should
be damned 10 three -.Or.amckel
Immortality OF pigmy iniamy.
We have mlsgoverned people
enough now, Our republic has,fnr
a third of a century, been The
dump ground for all The human
offaI of creation. We have 1900.
600 ofignorant and semi.barbar0us
negroes, with The SAVIOR OF voodoO-
ism and devil worship fresh upon
them, in the South; aud at least
100000 more of important pau.
pers, criminals, Anarchists, and
ou' casts generally in the North.
After three centuries of pilagp,
raplne, massacre and infinite out.
rage and horror, that we call Chris.
han civilization, hundred tribes
cf The noblest aboriginal race OIL
earth roam our sunset plains in all
the picturesque des'itulion and
wreichedness, naked, painted,
ghost dancing savagery, Without a
hope IN this world or The next
With our Texas barbarians burn.
lng blinded prisoners at The stake;
wi h the Kansas and Wyoming
Legislature in perpetual and
shameful eruption: with Nation.
al Congress combining wholesale
. corporation lobbyism, and the most
+ beastly features of the cockpit and
the piize ring; with our daily la
!, Dor strikes and riots, our universal
lynch law, a 100000, 900 a-year
pension lisl, a bankrupt treasury,
and brilliant prospect of Asiatic
cholera, and miscellaneous and
assorted hemisphere hell, what do
we want with the Cannibll Is
; lands f! Why should we wish to
annex Claus Spreckls, a half dozen
), volcanoes and 2,500OOO lepers?
Away with the whole business.
il If the United States goes into it, |
D hope England, Russia, France,
? Germany, Spain, Italy and China
will combine their natives and
thrash your filibusterous Uncle
u Samuel out of his everlasting
greedy boots. That is the sort of
patriot | am.
Let us make Americans out of
O The vast Heterogeneous hordes we
!, already have degrading and defil.
i ing citizenship under The starry
y banner of the free before we annex
quarter ofa million ex. cannibals.
q with The scraps OF Capt. Cook and
a hundred coldroast missionaries
still sticking in their teeth. Let US
! civlize the nieger-roasle ers of Ar
;S kansas and Texas, The mad-dog
y Anarchists OF Chicago, he sem;
% savage alien miners OF Pennsylva
- MIA, the Legislative outlaws oil
Kansas and Nebraska, and the pu
u i gilisuc rullians and blackguards oI
- Congress before we spread the
!, wings of Columbia's proud pei
!, fowl of which sometimes
y bears woelul resemblance to a buz
~ zard-Dver the hundreds of thous
ands of lepers and heathens IN the
middle Of the Pacific Ocean. Thos,
ul are my sentiments in PLAIN West
of ern chin-music.
d.