The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-03-02
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Friend Dii you ever ,hed real iesrs
ca The ssssei Actress . Often. LIS enough
10 maize even % actress cry 10 be told,
ris h, 10 The middle pis fye act tragedy,
thai The m.nsser tas skipped With the
gale receip's
---D oc,fr II str vLst the mstier 10. It's
dyspepsia. All you hsse 10 do 10 TO laugh
hesi,ily heiare sud alter each meal. Mrs
Biuks-lmrossibls get them myseli
and wssh the dishes
II osd Mother Ny child. you will 81.
usys have something to be proud Of You
we're born 90 the Queens birthday. Sseet
Child Dear me, mamma. were We both
twiDsi
MIR. Lynch calls on Mrs, Msginnis
Mary Ann answeis the door boil. Me
child. isyer mitber ill No. Mrs Lynch,
,hes gone ont Bad luck 10 her; lis twin.
~ ,imes che eos ont ior wants she conts
--Dal,on said be felt swiuliy cheap lts,
night ubsu Miss Ssyecssb accepted bin.
Merton WLyf Because she never tsk's
sny thing unless It's bargain.
- Mistress Bridget. I've found fye or
siI pieces Of elass 10 the soup to do,
How did il bsppebi Sbnre. mssm. md
didn't ysE tell me to cook some new dish
for dinner
Its too bad We are not family OF
Eskimos. How would that benefit US spy;I
Johnny furnishes blubbtr enough for II
whole family.
A cs6t Advertisement 10 sn Englhb
ooun,ry paper resds Tins: For sale--A
bull ieri,r dog, tso yesrs old. Will cal
snythiae; very fond q children. Apply
81 this ctiiee
Dear mel said Mrs Psrtington, the
other day, youug gIrls nowaday ere not
wha, their motaers used TO be. Half OF
them sre sufi ring from nervous perspns
tool
Teacher A noma1 is . person who
moves sboat good deal never rem aims
long. 10 Que place. Johnny. name seine
tribes OF pomads Johnny : II you please
ma am, cooks aud chambeim ,ids.
Irascilis Ola Gentleman (puttins
out ofs4 wheeler that is crawling slons
.. an uncomfortable psee) i say. cabby.
we're not going to q funeral. Csbby
promptly No, 40 We sin't going to nc
boomin fire either. HHl
TIE janitor OF one Of the Portland
public scho,l coming INTO the class re ON
recently. say on the black board this sen
tence, Fiud the greatest common diyiso,.
Hullo. said he is that durnd thing los
assini
Willie Papa. what is that big ham )
mer Ter, 10 tbe box at the side OF the carl
Papa -itserves two purposes, my sen z
10 enable the Conductor TO knock down
fare. aud 10 help the commercial travel, /,
sfs TO crack lkes. :,
Why. the psrlor is quite dsrki Said
Mrs Bunting - she entered the room n
y here her ,oung daughter and Mr.. spark
we're sitting Yes, mamms, but am Just
going TO play some light music. replied =.
Mrs. Burting as she lief. the sois and tcui
r,ed toward the piano.
--Timid Youth Miss Oracle. p,rhsp.
my coming 90 oft o may seem may
seen Toto smack Of undue rersistepcy.
Demure Maiden George, your coming
here has has never smscked OF any thing
yel
Miss BECKER Is Mr.. Blsnky well Il
read man' Does be seem familiar with
The beet sulhorsi Mis-. Lskesi ie- Well,I
,bouli say be w., he calls Shakespeare
" ile. aud be boards With the author Of A
Dsshsway Dick; or, Forty Buckets OF
) ioodl
Mrs. fi.h- (indisnanily) i vas Is. "
FAMED Of you EpLrAim, 20 ace !on dusi N
he chair yon sal on al Mira. Skimplins's ar
cav bis iitle boy Watching you. Mr.
Fab - cav him. toe. I'm too cid fist
0 be caught on bent pin.
Well, li,ia boy, ~hsts Your pamsi
liked TIE Sunday scht oil tescher. opeuips
ef esteebisn. Shscrach Nebuehsdn, IN .
ones Who gave you the psmei dont u
NOV. Bn, y,r beieber life. II i fud sui
Thin ! sets me srovth they'll lie sorry ~
Or IT, IA,
An old clio msn ~ss called by vomi
D up 10 the top room 81 q tenement. Al. "a,