The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-04-26
All Sorts of Paragraphs.


- 1t is said that there are over 10000
applicants for postmastersbips in the
State Of Georgia.
"A rabbit drive in Sacramento Co.,
CAL, recently resulted in the death of
1000 of the pests.
-"Hello, Jones, taking anything for
your cold ?" eyes, I'm taking whiskey
and advice every half hour"
A Lima, Ohio, man chastised his
wife and she shot and killed him. Fe-
male emancipation is beginning to bear
fruit.
- The death of John D. Wattles at
Sarasota, Fla, lately revealed the fact
that his life was insured to the extent Of
$4,000.
= Winks-Did you know that Freshly
recently advertised for a wifef eyes;
eighteen husbands wrote offering him
theirs"
- The latest giant in New York is q
Bolivian feet 10 inches tall, who weighs
41s pounds. he will be on exhibition at
the Chicago Fair.
Seven hundred tons of butter arriv.
ed In London in one shipment from Aus.
tralia two weeks ago. Its total value
was about $4,000.
1t was the first time Johnny had
ever heerd guinea hen. "Oh, ma !"
he shouted, "come and hear this chicken
a.windin' it itself up!"
- There is man in Griffin, Ga, who
is boarding million dollars Of -Confed-
crate money, in the hope that 1t will be-.
come valuable some day.
- -scads: You say he left no money!
Baggs: No. You see, he lost his health
getting wealthy, and then lost all his
wealth trying to get healthy.
May: Carpets are curious things,
mamma. Mamma: Why sol May !
Although they are bought by the yard,
yet they're worn out by the foot.
- The smallest coin ever struck in
this country was half cent, which was
issued between 1893 and 1867. Some
people found it very useful for the con-,
tribution box.
"A "T" will work wonders ifproperly
applied: It makes bough bought, turns;
here to there, makes tone out of one and
transforms the phrase "allow his own"
into "tallow this town."
The thinnest tissue paper measures
II, 200 of an inch in thickness. The
Krupp gun works claim machine which
will roll iron so thin that it would take
1000 sheets to make an inch.
"A Kentucky paper warns the mem.
bers of the State Legislature against
allowing the chaplain to pray for them.
It says it would be better for them MOTTO.
have the Lords attention directed to.
them.
"ssllie, eft I was TO ask you
if you'd marry me, do you think you'd.
say yes 2" Sallie-"I-er-I guess so.0
John-"Wa-al, ef ever git over this.
'ere darn bashfulness I'll ask you some o.
these times. -
"A British scientist recently stateel
that if man weighing l40 pounds we're
placed under hydraulic press and
squeezed fiat, the result would be 100
pounds of water and thirty-fVe pounds
of dry residue.
"A hog on the ranch of julie Gunter,
near Gainesville, Tex, is said to be one
of the largest in the world. It 10 Poss,
land China hog, and is reported to We
1920 pounds. 1t is 8 feet 4 inches his
and 7 feet 2 inches long"
In consequence Of winter diet and
lack of open air exercise, the whole ply
steal mechanism becomes impaired.
Ayers sarsaparilla is the proper remedy
in the spring of the year, to strengthen
the appetite, invigorate the system, and,
expel all impurities from the blood.
off man ever wants to own the
earth, what does woman wsntf" inquired
Mr.. Grab of his better half, after family
matinee a few days ago. "Well, my
DEAR" responded that lady in q gentle,I
smothering tone, 'to own the man, y
suppose"
- The mayor Of Chicago receives s7,-
900, the Commissioner of Public Works
$4,000, the Comptroller $4,000, the City
Attorney $1,000, the Superintendent Of
Police $1,000, the Police Judges $2,5oO,
and the City Electrician $4,000. There
are sixty-eight Aldermen.
= In North Carolina there are forty
three mountains 5000 fest and upwsrds.]
Then there are eighty.two more than
5000 feet high, and closely approximate
5000 feet high. There are innumerable
mountains that are 1900 feet high and
approximate 5000 feet.
"A Savannah undertaken, not to bel
behind everybody else in business in that
city, advertises "a grand spring and SUM-
mer opening eof things in my line.'1
That's right. There are styles in collins
as we'll as in hats and all of US want the
latest thing out.
"A man is always fool. 1.-The be-
young, the world says, "When he ID
older he will know MORE" If he be-
older it says, He is old enough to know
better. And when he is old, it says
"There is no fool equal to an old fool"
- Under the old Blue Laws of Con-
necticut "any who shall stand by and see
two dogs fight and not try to separate
them shall be deemed guilty of breach
of the peace, and shall lie in Jail the
length Of seven days aud nights" There
couldn't have been much fun in these
days.
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