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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
LOVE FOR WORK.

It is another requisite of the success
full worker that h. shall be in love with
his work. If be is mechanic he will
take pride in his tools; II he Is book
keeper, he will plume himself on the
merits of his pen, and on the neatness
and forwardDess of his accounts. Julian
Hawthorne counts among the pleasures
of authorship the satisfaction got from
good writing materials. AS the late
Colonel Forney opce said to a youthful
member of his staff: ga man must
work con 0nlOre to have his work worth
anything.
A young lady who wished place az
typewriter got 1t In common-sense
way. She wrote out half dCZ IN IRE
plies, " so to spe ak-brlef, business like
and respectful-settingf forth her exper-
ience, qualifications, and ideas as to
pay, putting her figures ra' her above
the market rate. Next morning there
were four advertisements for typewriters
in tie Ledger. She promptly mailed
her four replies directly at the main
post-office, enclosing a iw0-cent stamp
in each. One of the four shots brought
down her bird. That evening her posi-
ton came to her by mail.
1t is not true that the world Is bet
ter margin for muscles than for brains.
The difficulty Is that the DIain matter,
whatever Its native brig b ness, is pTac-
ticaily worthless without training or eK-
perisnce. For one play prOducet by
manager thousand are rejected. The
accepted one may be inferior In many
respects to many a rejected one; may
NAV have less talent in it; but it. is
from a trained head, and 1t suits the
managers want, and that is enough. II
Is so with story writing, with headwOrk
of every kind. Suitability is the quality
that gives 1t pecuniary value.
Men and women, who with certain
Brilliant Qualities fail to TeIlize this
truth, often fancy that the conditions
of success are hard and limited. Yet,
theatrical managers, magazine publish
trs. and many others are subject to the
very same laws themselves. They IN
turn are employees of the public. They
must suit 1t, or it will turn elsewhere
for what 1t wants.
Fins lly, il IL not necessary that
want should be proclaimed in ord + to
exist. Sometimes IT may be anticipated
Sometimes it may even tie created.
Whoever can create want for bis wares
or his work Is on the way to mastertul
success.
The philosophy OF success in life |;
not a whit changed from what 1t was
in Poor Richards" day. HIS homely
old maxims on industry and thrift
which he quantity admits that he him.
self found difficult TO practlce-hsve
not been outlawed by the lapse OF years.
There Is an impression that OppOrtuni-
ties for individual su ,cess are being re-
strIcted now adavs and overshaiowed by
corporations. To some extent, and
temporarily, this may be true, but cor
porations in turn are dependent on the
Intellectual and moral qualities that In.
sure individual success, and these Can
no more be dispensed with than m 'nual
labor can be super eiel by the multi
plication OF machinrry.-7he Jenness
Miller Illustrated Monthly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
A Home-Made Weather Glass.

Two articles only are required to con-
struct this simple weather prophet. First
a clean oil flask (such as olive oil comes
I'M, and secondly a wide-mOuthed fruit
jar. Fill the jar to within two or three
inches of the brim with soft water.
Place the neck Of the oil flask within the
fruit jar. In fair weather the water in
the neck of the flask will remain sbout
half an inch above the bowl, but in
stormy weather the water will rise grad
ually in the neck, and rain or snow may
then be looked for. II the atmosphere
be very heavy it will rise at times to ths
height of two or three inches in few
hours. The water needs no changing,
nor does it matter if the weather glass be
kept out of doors or in, save that In
freezing weather, of course, the glass
would break.-Detroit Free Press.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
Gowns of Glass.

The idea of wearing dresses made
of glass may, at first sight, appear in
the light of an impossibility, and yet
the great novelty of this season is a
material made of spun glass and
which is as bright and supple as silk,
with a peculiar sheen reminding one
of the sparkle of diamond dust. This
material is to DO had in white, green,
lilac, pink, and yellow, and bids fair
to become very fashionable for even
ing dresses. 1t is an Austrian who
is the inventor of this material, which
is rather costly. Tablecloths, nap
Eius, even window curtains are also
manufactured thereof.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
THE EARTH SIDE.
BY ELoIsE PINCKNEY.

We stand on the banks OF n surgipg sea,
Across, are the shores OF eternity;
We cannot measure the restless tide,
We only know IL Is deep and Wide.
Sometimes, in the midst OF our busy life
OF pleasure and pain, and bitter strife
We pause; and look with our restless eyes
To where in the sunlight that city lies,
And we catch gleam from the world afar,
For the shining gates have been left ajar.
And oft in the hush of the twilight grey
We catch a sound CT the dashing spray.
Por the rolling sea with its ceaSeleSs beat
Is washing the sands at our very feet;
And we hear the dip of the oars SO nigh,
As the shadowy bOatInan hurrIes by.
Eut we cannot say, and we may not know
IL sooner or later we're called TO 20.
lis ours TO toll in the heat and strife,
While We walt on the shore that we call life,
TIL out OF the mists that veil our eyes
We shall see the walls OF that city rise,
And gladly know that shadows here,
We're better for US than skies more clear.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
Rnssia's kOhl-Snpne.

Kohl-suppe to the Russians is what the
pot-au-feu is to the French. A large cab
bage is cut into quarters and put in a
stewpan, with a pound each of fish
usually sturgeon), beef and mutton, an
o>ice of salt, and is covered with cold
water. This is allowed to cook
for about four or five hours until
the meat and fish can be shredded,
when it is skinned, seasoned with salt
aud pepper, and sent to table in deem
tureen--Een York Journal
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
Easily tSemssiIed.

President OF the Doemup Bond, In.
SeStment and Silver Mining Com.
pany-We have sold every share OF
our stock. Investor - But you are
still advertising stock for sale. Presi
dent of the Doemup Bond, Invest.
ment and Silver Mining Company
Yes; We are having a lot more
printed. Puck.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

Won Blumer-YOu don't crease
your trousers any more, do you? Van
Winkle-No; 1 gave it up Couldn'G c
make them stay. Won Blumer-
That's strange. You never used to
have that trouble. Van Winkle-
No But l am engaged now.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
a Lott Handed q Compliment.

Trotter-I can't imagine why Miss
Bu Id is so angry at me. l paid her
a compliment. Barlaw-What did
you say to her, Trotter? "Why, 1
merely asked her if she had found
the fountain OF youth. New York
Herald
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
soulless Corporations.

Rural Child don't believe the
;anal companies cares much for chill
dren. Mother-Why not? Rural
Child-In the summer they put the
water in so We'll get drowned, and in
the winter they let the water out SO
we can't skate Good News
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
Had Seen the Bouy-Man Before.

She Ito her little sister aged 5)-
Now, Rose, You must go to led, be-
cause the bogy-man will soon be here.
Little ROse-Tm no more afraid Of
young Mr.. Jones than you are.
Browning, King & Co.'S Monthly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

Mrs. D'Avnoo-Those street re-
pairers have got through at last Mr..
D'Avnoo-They have? Mrs D'Avnoo
Yes, they have taken away their
red lantern. Mr.. D'AvnoO-Taken
away their red lantern? Well! Well!
Another old landmark gone. New
York Weekly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

Old Friend-Well, 1 declare, OLD
Doy, your wife is fully as tall as you
are. Mr. DeMeek dn a whisper)-
Yes, l guess that's so. "How came
you to marry such a big woman"
Well-er-she didn't seem so big
before marriage" - New York
Waal-lv
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
No French for Them.

Bouttown-Better not go to the
st. Fashion hotel Their bill OF fare
is in French. Cultured Friend Qn-
dignanty)-l can understand French.
BOuttOwn - Yes, but the walters
can't and neither can the cook.-New
York Weekly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
A Natural Conclusion.

Police COMMISSIONER McGobh,
now did it happen that you let raw.
ing lunatic go around terrorizing peo-
pie on your beat for whole after
noon? Ofl1cer McGobb-Sure,
thought he was some telly PAWN a
lection bet Indiana Oolis Journal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
Thread Drawing Made Easy,

To draw linen threads for hem.
stitching take lather brush and soap
and lather well the part where the
threads are to be drawn. Let the
linen dry and the thread will come
cut easily even in the finest linen.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
Teminins Contrarinsss.

Old RooSter-What have you
stopped laying for? Old Hen-Its
too cold. Old Rooster-Huh! Just
like you females. Quick as it gets
cool enough for me to crow without
getting into a perspiration you Qul,
laying. Good News
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
Going Too Far.

Lecturer-You see here a drop o.
pure spring water, enormously mag
nitied. will next show you a drop
Of water from the Hackensack Ri.er.
SpectatOr-Hold on a minute, m
friend, an gimme a-hic!-chaAsh to
get out o. this buildin', Hrsht!-Puck
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

'1'm afraid you do not love music,
Mr.. Keencar" she said asshe finished
at the piano. "Oh, | do" he said
eagerly Il thought you looked
bored" she said. Il may have
looked bored" he answered, "but I
love music for all that. ALBANY Ar.
gus
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

Patient-And you attribute my
trouble to smoking? Doctor-Yes.
Patient-Oh, doctor, must l give up
nv cigars? Doctor-Yes and get a
better brand-Life.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

In Court: "Have you anything to say
in your defense, prisonerl" Nothing,
your Honor, except that l made a mis-
take in the number of the house. did
not at all intend to break into that
house. ."-Fliegende Blaett~.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

New Arrival-What is that angel
weeping about in the corner? St.
Peter-That's ColuN bu-. He has
Just seen a set of the Columbia
stamps. Life.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
In Sunday school.

Pretty Teacher-Now, Johnny, can
you tell me what is meant by a
miracle?
.Iohnny-Yes'm Mother says e.
yew don't ketch the new parson f,
will b. miracle. Judge.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

"Lambley has a taste for inven.
lions" Sharpe said. "Well, l pre-.
sumelthat is why he swallows every
lie that is told to him." said Keepe,
-Waverly Magazine.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
The Questioning EabIt.

The shopper examining Accent
lotion prints)-Will the colors run'
Salesman with prompt assurance
Not unless they're wet, lady; how
many yards? Shopper evidently re-
ueved)-Give me eight yards.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
why She stopped,

Tom Keyes-Have you given up the
idea of taking singing lessons? Car
rie d'AltO-Yes. l found 1t wOu Id
take me three years to learn to sing
as well as l thought | sang already.
Life.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

Edith am going to sing II Love
Thee" on my banjo to George this
evening What do you think he'll
say? Beatrice say you're
stringing him.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
Mrs. 'wayback In the CITY.

Clerk (at telephone r.s7 ty)-
nello. That you? Hello
Mrs. 'Wayback (entering. showing
fecling)-Sir. You're an impudent
fellow, and I'll thank you not to ad-
dress me till you're spoken to-
U'ruth
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
LAUGH AND GROW FAT.
A HEALTHY TONIC FOR IN
VALIDS OF ALL KINDS.

Humorous Anecdotes Cleaned from varf.
Gus sources-somethIng to Read Which
win Make Anybody Sleep Well Better
Than Medicine When Taken Before
Retiring.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
Couldn't See 1t.

"Well, somehow, this is good brac-
ing weather isn't it," "Huh. Good
bracing- weather. Why. Fve braced
six fellows snce Monday and couldn't
IA Sc a centm-QUips-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
Pure Labor.

Young Man-Does your sister plaV
the piano, Bobby: BObby-Play it!
No: but she works Il about seven
hours day-Texas Siftings
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
Not Surprising.

Wife-Why do you keep such close
watch On your dog? usband-Didn't
YOU know sausage was 40 cents a
pound!
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

II VIC all sing solos, there will be
no one left for the Heavenly chorus
Egypt has oyef 2, 100 obelisks.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
Sizes In Tiger Skins.

That the Royal Bengal tiger is no
inconsiderable beast is a well-known
fact, but to even give an approximate
guess on the length of one of the
monsters skins would puzzle many
persons who really believe themselves
to be naturalists. For tho benefit of
the Republics scientific readers, as
well as the would-be Nimrods, who
wish to appear to be loaded with ami
nal statistics and facts OF all kinds,
will say that the length of the largest
tiger skin ever taken latter being
stretched and dried) was 13 feet 81
inches. This must not be taken as
meaning the actual length of the living
beast, for the skins expand sur
prisinely while undergoing the curing
process, a green skin of ten feet being
accounted q wonder; in fact, Mr..
Inglis, the recognized tiger authority
of Great Britain and India, says that
the greatest known length of an un-
dressed skin was 10 feet 2t inches. 1t
ia believed, however, that the pre-
deaessors of the present tribe OF
Benpalese cats were from htth to
third larger than the gigantic striped
feline that roams the Indian jungles
of to-day, and that the old stories OF
their carving off full-grown oxen are
not exaggerations. s.-St. Louis lie
public
Love achieves many victories by
compliance.
Not to hear conscience Is the way to
silence it.
The true and false speak the same
'anguage.
The society of ladies Is the school of
politenes
Learning makes man fit company
for himself.
1t is hard to kill sin that appears to
pay well.
The whip grows awfully near the for
bidden fruit
Nature abhors a vacuum into the az
! fections.
Sampson was the first actor who
: brought DOWN the house.
A man who likes anything that IS
GOOD for him is curiosity.
Higher education nowadays tegins
with the ball of the foot.
RI the State were as hard master
To men rs money is, the world would
| be full of treason.
The man who claims that the world
owes him living, generally has trou-
BILE in collecting the debt.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

DRIVING street car is not a yer,
high calling, but it can scarcely be
classed as among the lower walks Of
ufA
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
Sleepless Nights

The Victim-I wish had bottls
of that stuff! can't get wink of
sleep until those fellows get their
difficulties settled.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
A Eeat of NIemorY-

Lord George Gordon Fitzhugh (who
Is taking his leave)-Aw. it seems to
NE, Miss Morleigh. have fawgottep
something. Aw-let me see.
Miss Morleigh-Your gloves, per.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
HI. WELLS, In V,ek's M,Odzins.

June is the month of roses, and
everywhere we see them blooming. By
the dusty wayside, where the pale pink
of the wild dog rose makes the hedges
sweet with its blossoms and its frag-
rance; by the cottage window, over
grown with climbing prairie roses and
sweet briar; high up in the poor attic,
where the busy toiIer keeps IN her
window a struggling rose in pot to
remind her of pleasant country days,
Of youth and love and hope, and in
costly conservstories, where rich tea
roses bloom in Iuxuriance, all the sweet
June days the Queen of flowers holds
her court, and rich and poor alike
acknowledge her supremacy.
The sale IN this country ofrose plants
and of the cut flowers is in enormous
quantities. which every year is ste idily
increasing. Ii the plants are properly
cared for there is nothing more salts
factory, either for garden or pot cul-
ture, but neglect not only shortens the
average life of the plant, but also the
result in bloom is far less satisfactory.
Roses make a continuous growth from
the time they begin to grow in Spring
until frosts check their vitality, and all
this time the tiny roots are reaching
out and greedily appropriating such
plant food as is suited to their needs.
If the soil is poor and not enriched by
fertilizers its growth j. stunted an its
blossoms small and pale. There is no
better fertilizer for the rose than we'll
rotted stable manure, and many of the
commercial fertilizers such as phos-
pilates, etc, are good.
Besides generous soil and food the
rose also needs careful praning; if this
is properly done in Spring the plant
will perfect many more flowers and re-
sist more successfully the attacks of
insects, fungi, and other of its enemies
than if the use of the knife Is ne
elected.
The rose repays with interest the
care and attention it receives, and is
by NO means difficult plant to man
age.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
NO. %.
MY ROSES.

The mellow tint OF purest yellow gold:
The soft. rich glow of happy maiden's blush
When loves first thrillinzs set her cheeks
afiush;
The ruby hue of vintage rare md old;
The CLINT of amber by tie stor I-waves rolled
From out the sea; all ColoIs lat the brush
of artist finds in clouds OF evening lush
With flame from dying sun; the autumn void
The thistle down: tn drifted banks OF snowI
The seashelrs tinge; the alabaster's whites
The opal's fiery heart; the amethyst
With all these tints at morn my roses glow;
And lift their glad, sweet faces to the light,
Their velvet cheeks by dews of heaven
kissed.
H. L. WELLS, In V.cE's MIOdziRe
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

J Lord George Gordon Fitzhugh-
Oh, no. Now l wemembah. Aw-
will you mawwY me-Brandon Buck
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28
soond to BE with the Times.

"Say, why don't you shake that old
eggshell OFF,"
shake nothing! Don't you know
that crinosine is the style agdin?"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

"Skinfaxie is the steed that drags,
The golden car of day.
The tieetest steed of steeds is he
With ever shining name;
And Balder rides upon the car
He guiies with silver rein;
But none may look upon his face
For clouds and mists, and spray.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

I only croak? Its supernatural power
had left it, as sign that we were moi
to be guided by it"
Then Herjolf liberated the bird OF
Balder. Strong of wing exultsnt OF
spirit, the last raven rose steadily over
the vessels prov, which pointed West;
and as the bird few it called as the
Sibyl taught,
$50 help me, o Esir."
For few moments he hovered over
the ship; then, straight as an arrow to
its mark, he led to the West, and the
Vikinger followed rejoicing, and ever
as they sailed they sang
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-06-28

"SkinfaXle leaps from eastern lands
And bears the golden car.
Across Valhalll's vaulted floor.
The ghosts rejoice TO see
Fair BIlder mount the morning clouds,
His tresses streaming free,
He rides TO rest by western waves,
He Is the Vikings var"
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-03-16
FELL TWO THOUSAND FEET.
Remarkable Escape of Ranchman
From Death.

RED CLIFF, Col, March 15.-[Associ-
ated Press. "A distressing accident
which will probably prove fatal occurred
four miles from this place about noon
yesterday at a point on the Butte Noun
tain road called "Hole in the Rock. I"
The victim was Pierce Crane, an old
time ranchman, wealthy and highly re-
spected, residing near Minturn, In this
county. He was riding bronco and
got TOO near the edge of the cliff. His
horse slipped and before he could cave
himself both animal aud rider went over
the precipice. The pony landed forty
feet below, where it was found dead.
The man continued his terrible descent
1000 feet to the Rio Grande railroad
track, which runs along the bottom Of
the canyon where he was found half an
hour after in an unconscious condition.
An examination disclosed that Mr..
Crane il terribly bruised about the head
and body, several cuts also appearing,
but most mlraculously not bone in his
body, except possibly the bridge OF the
nose, was found to be broken. How a
human being could fall distance OF
1000 feet, even down an ordinary IN.
cline. and escape death is what is puz-
cling the medical fraternity. Internal
Injuries may prove fatal to the victim.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-03-16
AMATEUR THEATRICALS.
Tempeans Worshipping at the
Temple of Thespis.
Organization of a Minstrel Troupe
Made Up of Local Talent
of High Order.

On. next Friday night the Tempe
Dramatic club will give a minstrel
performance at the opera house; judg'
ing from the way the seats are selling
the hall will be hardly large enough to
hold the crowd which is going. The
company consists OF the very best local
talent and for the past month they
have held rehearsals nearly every night.
This will be an initial perfor-
nance and the money realized
will go towards deiraving the
expenses incurred by the club,
The Tempe free reading room will be
the beneficiary OF second performance
which is intented TO be given some time
in the early part OF next month. The
cast as it now stands will consist OF G.
o. Austin, middle man; and Messrs,
Atkinson, Melton, Schulman and Taylor
as end men. Messrs. Hack and Allen
will perform on the banjo, l.. Dunn
guitar. Pulitzer piano, Hornbey violin,
Guthrie cello, Kelley band leader. G,
Miller will render a solo and Muller will
make stump speech. Besides this ar
ray of talent the club holds in reserve
two surprises which they will spring on
the audience the night OF the play.