New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-03
THE TALK or THE DAY.

After tAe Duke OF VcragtA has seen the chicago
uo,,d of Trade he VIII conclude that the bull lights
Of his native country exceedingly tame AFFAIRS
x ror.t,,oucht-Nr Wayback--ome FOLKS ain
ro, sens. .n"ng, To come In when it rains Dii N"a
,c- that longhaired chap with his arms l"l q o"""
Mr.. wnyback~Don't know; bat he l. down ihcr" at
M. old pond paintin picture oi INA. tnnln'ioM N
mill liz. might know that mill wasn't hhif iirh''
or IL womdn't a been allowed 10 20 To rack ana Inin
Now >'pc-c hen 20 off an pul up one IW'' he It,
The lat. Mr.. Brondwatcr. Of Montana hai the
misfortune to be bow gscd which Suggests IN ah'c
dot, told + Senator sander, Of that state. The
s,r,t,r IA, always been opposed 10 Major Magnhi''
~ No,tann and has been Ia the habit OF crluc>llE
his course with considerable western freedom IN"
trouble with Major MaginniS.' he said On one o''"-
sion "is that he is all things TO all men, win q
Ecpublican he is Il Republican; with Demos rat lie
/, a Democrat; with Il Presbyterian he Is fr'N'S
terrain; and Dy Jovc with Broalwatrr he Is bow
legged
THE n s5 'S SS part a III s %o srm%a at at
mid, hrr At sixteen size married "A man al thirty
two thirty She married again ana rhp'r man ,, Oh
mnrrcs A man Of eighty four. Her first husband Wi>
a UuuRcr the second catholic, and the present onr
a irrtr,tant II she i've, much longer. and Is de-.
trrminct to 20 on with her mathematical matrmohGil
ventures, she Will have to advertise III tAe want
column, for Il crntcnarian Two, and specify new
religion Il, one Of her pGovi,on,.-( ATLANTA CONSTITUTIONS
In "A certain oregon ilsh.cannns establishment there
WAS recently superintendent. who may be- called
Smith. whose loud professions Of religion were not
exactly In accordance with hi, HE. TWO citizens Of
the town were talking Of him one day, ana one "t
them remarked: Well. anyhow, II must be- admitted
that smith has boon successful In canning May
be-" rctortcd the other. but he has been much moro
| successful In canng."
| How TO Pronounce lowa.-Why do eice customs
prevail IN ms pronouncng the namo OF TINS Aate rs
io-wah, acccnlng the sccond syllable No resident
81 the state pronounce, 1t that hrathrni,h way, but
correctly, Lowry, tho first syIabl" hcchieu' IN
fact the nam. wa, sometimes spelled loway' on old
maps. noliccably accompanying report of Lewis
ana tlarh"'S expedition published III iolt' III 'hc
Indy of the report IN. naic also spelled Ayauway
~ Ir, nch spelling OF the same sound>. In order 10
secure II firm establishment of our nights rs 10 INC
PRONUNCIATION Of the name Of the liawkcyc state,
perhaps the Legislature viii have TO do rs was done
in .Arkansaspass law liking it.-tDubuluc Herald.
Tho people OF st. Louis say that they viii have
a Worlds Fair In 1908 that will make the present
Chicago fair seem n sicly nightmare. 1t Will com
mcmoratc the hundrcdh anniversary OF the purchase
Of Louisiana, which then included Missouri.
Another story was told at the club the other night
about Il prominent Sprcadraglc speaker In the Last
cam paign. 1t seems that he went down To Lynn To
make an address in favor OF Cleveland During the
speech he got warmed up ana began To saw the air
Eall came long, niantil" wall. The speaker con
tinucd speaking and the baby kept on crying. The
mother tried in vain to stop the Noise but to no pur-
pose Then III. speaker looked down upon the mother
and child and gave n grand flourish.
M, dear madam he said, with his hand upon
nj, breast "why not let the dear baby cry He'll
socn stop. lie isn't annoying tnc In the least
Tho mother gav' glance upward, then looked at
the walng child.
on it isn't tat. sir. It's you that's annoying the
baby. r-(l,ostOn Budget.
1T seems too much TO hope" says "The Bur
Ington Vt.) Frcs Press" that English cousins
will ever get America Strengthened out In their minds
geographically. a mail package reached this office
recently from London addressed to Editor Free
Press Burlington Vermont. Texas, the writer having
evidently assumed that Vermont was located some
where In the Lcnc star state"
At Would Be II Thyme. Wickwire-I understand
that II viii cost more than II thousand dollars fire
iia pig kiupp gun which Is t. be- given the City
Of Chicago.
without killing any one, wouldn't 1t ~ lndana polls
Journal.