Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-22
AND MRS. BOWSEa
sowssR's FINE MEMORY
|romes TO HER AID
!, 4, sowser Ronsserle as She
a mo Head Of Tho Family.
4 49,, Mas a Close Shave.


ls3. by Charles .. Le~,a.i
y. pogser came up to luncheon
~ snd Jaw goat nibbling away
4 stoyepipe in the back yard he
4 l,.,sth md exclaimed
. 4 IN theally things you ever did
!, ,.ors.i Got goat, eh9 Prob
,.n ~ twelve dollars for him
Nj M mean and useless animals on
.t,sls earth q goat is che climax
Y. 'T s,or left n widow you'll run
4 -s y dollar IN three monthsp
|,o,sserg calmly replied Mrs. Bow
I'm left the stoyepipe to hunt
.,sss 40 you remember when you
4 horse Tor S25Or'
III except that in about ten days
bihl Cor 200 and was tickled to
-, VA Of film. You bought him
"a horse. but Il turned out that he
nd broken, spawned, ringboned,
lttd. vicious, twenty years old
AZ tnrn out anything Of the sortl
4 ,frald 70 ride after him, and what
nj lrit soll himP Aud what has a
i AZ With a goat? OF all the silly,
4 ,i,rrs n woman ever did this is
khsa0 Tll bet hundred dollars 70
81 raid rs much US fifteen dollars
.iterthehorse csmoa cow quietly
Slrs Bowser. II coaxed and ar
you were bound to have IA COW.
tor,y dollars FOR red cow She
anteed a new milk COW. The seller
q that she would give ten quarts
DAY Ia one weelS"----
Z week, Mrs. nowser, you drove
psrtlng with hcrl You were oh.
M determined. You used 10 60
annoy and torment hertill she was
/ sold her for twenty dollars to
lie, poor brutel Look NJ chat
wing IN oyster cant OF all the
bm 10 creation goat takes the
GIN get Il carload Of goats for two
apiece, but suppose you paid
5lars Tor this one"
.Rertne cows pig" continued Mrs,
with d sigh OF regret. You paid
ollags Tor a three dollar pig, went
peua OF 1--WE dollars for u pen, and
rys you sold the pig for $3.50 and
tie pen into kindling wood. You
II wonld be homollke TO have q
a figured out a profit Of thirty dol
pe months, butt
Shain shouted Mr.. Bowser at the
sqoioe, "You were down on that
,he hour that ] got bin. You
% out aud pound him with the hoo
nd throw boiling water on himl
larkscn him where you knocked
Fn With a crowbarl / sold him out
Jug Of mercy, and you know IL
" put Il into your head to pay
lollAu or twenty-five dollars for ,
nothing, squint eyed, sapheadeC
agonts"
cane chickens, Mr.. Bowser-
I've dollars for chickens and ter
+ dollars for a coop, TO say nothing
lry books and patent food. 70,
70 hear your own ROSTERS crow II
ping You wanted fre3h eggs from
n coop, You were going TO max,
f profit on eggs la three months {,
Everything In ten days you"---
~ ten DAYS ! hAd 20 sell what few
Nnalned nlivo for u quarter apiece
vas itt' he almost yelled. "Wh,
20 that coop with n baseball ba
rnded those poor fowls into th
Who nsakod out and mixed pari
IL their food' Who jabbed zen
E clothespole until the neighbor
% 70 have her nrl'ested2 | los
but whyi And what's that misei
lsr q yourstryiny to do now buck
The barn IA that fashion, OF
ldiollc things ! ever heard OF 4
LAla buying II goat sweeps Tn
ltld even paid two dollars for hin
We hfaihed him with n spade"
then You bought a dog, continue
Mser, with a little pnthos in he
re was a setter. He sat an
" night. Then came n patent iir
hlsa escaped thirty dollnrs ont 9
oIet lhen you bought some m
icr and nlnost killed the cook I'm
pay her afty dollars damages