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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
Little Absentminded.

1t is told Of prominent clergyman
that when writing his sermon for last
Sunday he became 50 engrossed in his
subject that he made it much longer
than usual When delivering the SER
mon, he noticed that the congregation
was becoming somewhat wearied. He
was anxious to close, but could see no
possible place to stop until through. He
became so nervous that when he stepped
into the chancel to pronounce the bene-
diction he said the'grace he is accustom-
ed to say at table. The effect was cleo
trical, and the congregation was well
awakened. indianapolis Journal.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
WANTED.

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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
Friday, April z,

Jim Hall and Frank P. Slavin have
signed articles to fight for 81, 900 side
1t is stated that the pending treaty
with Russia will probably never go into
effect.
One thousand Chinese actors are OF
their way to this country. They will
perform at Chicago during the worlds
fair.
At San Bernardino, CAL, Jesus Fuen
a Mexican. killed Francisco Flores and
William Goldkoffer, German, who at
tempted to protect the woman.
The transmissouri railway companies
have agreed to give the chairman of the
Western Passenger association control
of their business west OF the Missouri
river.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
Iais,r,t KNOW IT All.

Boy-I seen card on y'r winder wild
boy Wanted" writ on it. Got one yet?
Merchant have not found one to
suit me. Have you had any experience
IN our business?
Roy-No, not much, but | s'pose you'll
he around yourself some O tn time
Good News.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
Deserving Praise,

We desire to say to cur citizens, that
for years we have been selling Dr. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, DR..
Kings New Life Pills, Bucklen's Arnica
Salve and Electric Bitters, and have
never handled remedies that sell as we'll
or that have given such universal salts
faction We do not hesitate to guaran-
tee them every time; and we stand ready
to refund the purchase price, if satisfact-
DRY results do not follow their use .
These remedies have won their popular
ity purely on their merits. Hulburd &
Co., Druggists.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
Electr;c Currents Dentistry.

Much is expected of the use of cleo
tricity to deaden sensibility in teeth that
are to be filled or extracted. As to ex-
traction, it is announced that already
the use of an electric current delivered
through electrodes containing cotton
saturated with cocaine or ether has pro-
duced complete local anaesthesia, so that
teeth have been extracted without pain.
Hartford Courant.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

If any of our Norwegian friends
wish to learn to speak, read and write
English correctly, they should call at
our office and purchase Martin I'll
yestad's book Of instruction. Price,
$1.00, or S2.25 for the TRIBUNE one
year and copy of the book. If
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
We TELL. YOU

nothing new when we state that it pays to engage
in permanent, most healthy and pleasant bust
Such is the business we offer the working class
We teach them how to nuke money rapidly, and
guarantee every one who follows our instructions
Every one who takes hold now and works will
surely and speedily increase their earnings; there
can be no question about it; others now at work
This is the best paving business that you have
ever had the chance to secure. You win make a
grave mistake if you fail to give it trial at orce.
If you grasp the situation, and act quickly, you
business, at which you can surely make and save
large sums of money. The results of only few
hours work will often equal weeks wages.
Whether you are old or young, man or woman, it
makes no difference, do as we tell you, and sue
cess will meet you. at the very start. Neither
experience or capital necessary. Those who work
for us are rewarded. Why not write to-day for
full particulars, free ? X. c. ALLEN & co,
Box No. 42O, Augusta, Me.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

1t is truth in medicine that the small
est dose that performs cure is the best
De Wits Little Early Risers are the
smallest pills, will perform the cure, and
are the best. Hulburd & Co.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

Rev. G. II. Routliff went to Granite
Falls last Friday where he preached
in the Congregational church Sunday.
He will not return for two weeks.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

VIM. Bncklin of the town of Horton
qualified as town clerk Monday. Any
one can do business with him on and
after this date.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
Saturday. ADr;IS.

Lightning struck cistern at st. Paul
and emptied it Of water.
John E. Kline, the well known Phil
adelphia Irish comedian, is dead.
The Minnesota national guard will be
inspected between April II and May 1.
Joe Jefferson will rebuild Immediately
on the ruined site of the Grows Nest
at Buzzards Bay.
A home rule mass meeting was held
at st. Paul Thursday evening. Over
81, 300 was raised to help along the
cause.
The friends of Hon. W. L. Douglass,
the shoe manufacturer, have decided to
put him forward as the Democratic can
didate for governor of Massachusetts at
the convention next September.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

S. Wells imported stallion Perpil-
) lion can be found at J. M. Sharp's
stables Friday and Saturday of each
week. Perpillion is from Delaney &
Bros. stables Of Mortified.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

All parties leaving any dead ami
mails within the village limits after
this notice will be prosecuted as the
law directs.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

We had occasion to go to Benson
Monday and while on the train met
our young friend Hugh Spur of
Morris on his way to Minneapolis. He
seemed to be enjoying himself.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

Casper Winkler returned from his
winters work in the pineries last Sat
urday. He reports a good winters
work.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

VIM. Ddnsmore returned from a
trip to Wisconsin Monday night,
where he has been visiting relatives
and friends for the past two weeks.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

A little ill then little pill, The i'll is
gone and the pill has won. De Wits
Little Early Risers the pills that cure
great ills. Hulburd & Co.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
Monday. April 10.

Cardinal Deacon Achilles Apolloni,
created a cardinal in 1888, is dead.
Residents of the flats at st. Paul have
been compelled to abandon their homes
on account Of the rising waters.
The presbytery Of Philadelphia ap-
proves the proposed change in the con-
fession of faith rejecting infant damna.
ton.
In the district court at ST. Paul DR..
s. A. Francis was awarded $3.50 from
the Western Union for the loss of tel
egram.
The swell Colonial clubhouse at Cam
bridge with its costly furnishings,
beautiful paintings and bric-a-brac,
was badly damaged By fire.
A 800 dogswallowed $3.50 diamond.
Both were owned by Brooklyn jew
eler, who killed the dog and recovered
the gem,
President Eoel Of the Crescent City
Athletic club says his club will get the
Corbett- Mitchell fight, as Governor
Flower will not permit it to take place
in New York.
Tuesday. April IL
The Nebraska legislature has adj
journed.
Ex-President Manuel Gonzales OF
Mexico is dead.
The Canadian Pacific will build a road
from Duluth to Emerson, Man.
The ice on Lake Pepin is weakening
rapidly and is likely to go out within a
week.
Jeremiah O'RourKe Of New Jersey
has been appointed supervising archi-
tect of the treasury.
Catholics in Mexico are excited be-
cause the government would not allow
young lady to enter q convent in the
United States.
The Chinese registration regulations
have been modified by dispensing with
the requirement that the Celestials be
photographed.
Registered packages in the mails con-
tanning $4,000 were mysteriously robbed
of their contents between New York
and Babylon, i. l.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

Thomas Callaghan and daughter
Mary returned from their trip to Cali
fornia last week. They report having
q good time.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

The Misses Annie and Agnes
Hunter went to Willmar to resume
their duties as teachers in the schools
there last Saturday night.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

Ills. Dennis Huntiey OF the tow
Of Moore is reported very sick.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
A Family Wig.

A man in Bridgeport wears wig that
was worn also by his father, grandfather
and great-grandfather in their turn. It's
a regular family Observation-Disclosures
T,hia cd oar
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

George II. Munro, our popular
sheriff, was in town Monday on bust
ness.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

We met our friend A. Anderson OF
Morris on the train Monday, returning
from Benson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

The most intelligent people of our
community recognize in De Wits Early
Risers pills of unequalled merit for dys-
pepsia, headache and constipation. Very
small, perfect in action. Hulburd 81 Co.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

Andrew Block was in Benson Mon
day on business.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

Eayi Saaton eamo over from Glen
wood Yesterday on business.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

T. o. Ness has opened restaurant
in the Nelson block on Atlantic ayen-
lie. Day boarders will have special
attention. Lunch served at all hours.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

viii I7enton went TO Benson on tht
noon tain Monday.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

B. G.. Turner, our former depot
agent, was loading car with his per-
sonal effects Monday preparatory to
moving to Little Falls, where he is
engaged in business.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
Difficult to Distinguish

Bilkins-Es your friend an English au
thor2
Wilkins-No; he's only a dyspeptic.-
New York Weekly.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
Local Items.

DR.. C. L. Gates went to Benson
Monday noon.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

10. G. T-Hancock Lodge, No. s07, meets
every Friday at p. H., in q. A, H. hall.
f. H. Angler, c. I.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

congregational Church, c III Routcuhe, pas
tor: services morning and evening.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

Excelsior Temple meets every Friday at
n. m, MRS. A. BEGGS. s. j. I.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

RAILROAD TIME TABLE.
Passenger trains ON the Great Northern
leave Hancock rs follows: Going West, 1888
a. m; going East, Isis q. m.
Day train, going east, leaves at 1920 p. M;
going west, 2:2T p. m.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
THE MILD POWER CURES.
HUM PHR EYSs

Or. Humphreys Specifics are scientifically ana
carefully prepared Remedies, used for years in
private practice and for over thirty years by the
people with entire success. Every single Specific
q special cure for the disease named. :
They cure without druggfng, purging or reducing
the system, and are in fact and deed the SOVEREIGN
Remedies of the World.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
THE DINING CAR LINE.

Dining Cars are run between Chicago, st,
Paul, Minneapolis, Winnipeg, Helena, Butte,
Tacoma, Seattle and Portland.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

WCTU meets semi-monthly on Wednes-
day ats p IN - r,.o.,4
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

LIST NUMBERS. CURES Prices.
1-Fevers, COMPOSITIONS, Infiammations. rs
2-WOrms, Worm Fever, Worm Collie. 81
3-Teething; Collie, Crying, Wahefulness as
4-Di6rrhea, of Children or Adults. s38
S-Dysentery, Gripping, Bilious Collie. p .
S-ChGlera Mor5Es, Vomiting. ....... IA
S-C0ughs, Colds Bronchitis. ....,....... -
S-Neurai=ia, Toothache, FaceRche.... as
Silica daches, Sick Headache Vertigo. -
EG-DysHepsia, Biliousness Constipation rs
Ik-SHpprcsse6 or Painful Periods. e2R
S2-WhiEess Too Profuse Periods. rs
HS-Gr0uP, EnryGgitis, HoaTseEess. -
E4-SRft Rheum, Erysipeias, Eruptions. s36
tS-RhcuElatisHE. or Rheumatic Pains. - 8
56-MalaFiR, Chills, Fever and AgUe..., 80
1S-Files. Blind or Bleeding. .............., .9E
GS-OphfhRlmys Sore or Weak Eyes. -
ES-Cat8rFh, Influenza, Cold in the Head as
20-WhooRing CGugh..........,......... .3G
SI-Asthsna, Oppressed Breathing ........ 90
22-Ear Discharges. Impaired Hearing .2&
3S-Scrofula, Enlarged Glands, Swelling Is
94-GencTal Debility. Physical Weakness as
25-DrOpsy, and Scanty Secretions. ...... .SS
SS-Sea-Si ckRess, Sickness from Riding Sd
27-hidney Diseases ..........,.....,... So
29-Sore MGuth, or Canker. .............. SO
20-Urinary Weakness, Wetting Bed. as
31-PRinful Periods. .26
34-Diphtheria, liberated Sore Throat. as
SS-ChrOnic COMPOSITIONS s Eruptions. .2S
EXTRA NUMBERS:
SS-NeFv0us Debility, Seminal Weak
ness, or Involuntary Discharges. -. Il 90
SS-Dise0sesO of the Heart, Palpitatioa g b
SS-EpiIepsy, Spasms, st. Vitus' Dance. Z. 90
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

SoF V-Prairie Camp, No 40; meet list and
sd Saturday of each month
GEORGE BLACKMAN, Capt
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

Sold by Druggists, sent postpaid receipt Of Prcs
Or, HUMPHREYS MANUAL Q44 pages,l MAILED FREE.
HUMPHREYS NED. CO., III IIS William ST., New YORK;
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
TIE
GREAT TRAESCONTINENTAL ROUTE,
THE

Passes through Wisconsin, Minnesota, North
Dakota, Manitoba, Montana, Idaho, Oregon
and Washington.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
TIE POPULAR LINE.

Daily Express Trains carry elegant Pull
man Sleeping Cars, Dining Cars, Day
Coaches, Pullman Tourist Sleepers and Free
Colonist Sleeping Cars.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12

CAIRO II Hunter Post, No ia; meets on
the I'd and 18th Saturday of each month.
AE HULETT, Com
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
YELLOWSTONE PARK ROUTE.

FELLOWS TONE PARK ROUTE,
The Northern Pacific r. L. is the rail line
to Yellowstone Park; the popular line to
through the grandest scenery of seven states.
THROUGH TICKETS
Are sold at all coupon offices OF the Northern
Pacific Railroad to points North, East, South
and West, in the United States and Canada!
TIME SCHEDULE.
East, departs at $50 q. IN. West, arrives at
5:25 p IN.
fcFor Rates, Maps. Time Tables or Special
InfOrmation,app to Agent, Northern Pacific
r. r., at Norris, Mimi, or
CHAS. S. FEE
Gen'l Pass, and Ticket Agent,
ST. PAUL, MINI.
L. A. HAMBLEN, Local Agent.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
PULLNAN SLEEPING CAR ROUTE.

Pullman service daily between Chicago,
St. Paul, Montana and the Pacific Northwest:
and between St. Paul, Minneapolis and Min
nesota, North Dakota and Manitoba points,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-04-12
Village Directory.

VILLAGE OFFICERS.
President-G G Thorpe
Couneilmen-H. ]. Dresser, John s. Dan
ems, John Erickson, George Blackman.
RecoPder-A Erickson
AssesSor-p S Fenton
Treasarer-W Walter G Higgins
Justices-P Fenton, Walter Muier
Marshal-John Benzing
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-04-15
AGRICULTURAL HINTS.
CHEAP SHIPPING COOP.

De.cript,on OF Ono That Combines a NUM-.
Der Of Advantages.
During the winter and spring a great
deal OF fancy poultry Is shipped by
breeders to all parts of the country.
An item Of great Importance to n
shipper, aid still greater To the buyer
of thoroughbred poultry, is how TO
build a light, strong and cheap ship
ping coop. Nothing will so .inJure 3
breeder'sfrepptation as toshig poultry
: to,a customer. In an DID boz ira heavy
coop, for who>wau.s t6'payf double exN
press rates on a coop weighing twice
or thrice more than q properly built
one should?
WITH the present high rates of ex-
bress, poultry should he shipped ID the
highest coop possible. | have been
using a light ard theab shipping coop
during the last few years n will de
scribe it l call it the Oakland ship
pinp COOP" The illustration is Of a
COOP s4xla inches, and is inches high
Build of common lath, which will cost
abor, 30 cents per bunch. Saw two
lath through the center, this VIII give
four strips, each "a inches long; three
are for the top and bottom of the sides.
For the bottom Of tie coop get a half
inch boardf12 inches wide and "A inches
long, or nail together two pieces OF
boards the required width and length.
The four upright strips are each Is
inches long, and should be Failed TO the
24-inch strips so as to form a square
frame, but be sure to nail the bottom
strip SO there will be one half-inch
fange on the lower side, in order tC
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-04-15

nail the frame to the Lottcm boards
After these are nailed TO the bottom
boards get four strips of lah each II
inches long fer the ends. Nail two OF
these to the hnttoir and frame find
this makes the bottom and sides all
complete. Then nail tie other two
end strips at the top of tie frame, and
your coop is complete. Mailing an
other strip at one end ofthe top; next
to the urrights, leaves a space one
inch wide for ventilation. Use ON
mon lath nails; wire nails are pre-
ferrcd, as they can be bent and will
not break. BE sure tt clinch all nails
where driven through the laths.
Now for the cove. Procure cheap
muslin Eve cents per yard, n hasten
il on with o ounce tacks, Tack n
end of the cloth To al upright and u
tear the cloth through the center,
winch will make two pieces IS inches
wide. Stretch the cloth tight aud tack
at the top and bottom: continue around
the sides and ends until the first up
right is reached, where it was first
tacke.i, then teal off the cloth and turn
the edges under, to prevent its tearing,
and tack. The top can be covered
easily. Ee sure to nail the cloth to the
strip nailed to the upright so as to
leave an open space an inch wide and
l. inches long. for fresh air.
If you ne shipping poultry in the
summer the top Tan lie covered With
lath instead of cloth. Nail tie strips
three inches apart. and it will he bet
ter than cloth. If YOU have a stencil,
paint your name and address on the
sides and ends of the coop and the buy
er's name on top, or use the common
shipping tags.
The coop will weigh about 81
pounds. and will hold Il trio Of fowls OF
the American class OF four q the
medium size. Ccops for turkeys ana
larger fowls can he made aay size de-
sired. When fowls are to be shipped a
long distance feed and pater should nc
placed in the coop ard the following
word, painted on the top:
please feed ahd water"
A good cup to hold feed is made by
taking n common tin cup and soldering
n strip oftin to the side, which n be
wound around the upright. This cup
is for water. and a sort of pocket can
be sewed on the cloth to hold grain.
lie sure to fastcn this so the top will
always be open. Lastly, be sure to
ship only good stock. and he sure to
feed and water them before being de-
l;vercd to the express agcnt.-ohio
Farmer
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-04-15
OUT OF SIGHT.
Realistic Art In Theory and Practice for
the Young Mind.

Realistic Art In Theory and Practice for
the Young Mind.
Harry is a tcn-year-old boy who indi-
Gates a disposition to become an artist.
In this he is a~ssiduously encouraged by
his father. The lad has a box Of
paints" brushes, pencils and plenty of
rough paper. IIarry's father is de-
voted to the theory of realism in art
and literature, and occasionally Ice
lures the little boy on the duty of try
ing to represent things just as he sees
them.
''If You are always accurate, faithful,
true TO the fact, if you try 10 give in
miniature a representation of what
your eyes really behold. you will be
always in the right way. Do you un-
derstand what ! mean Harry" said
the father, recently.
"Ycs. papa, ! think do"
Not long aftcrward Harry invited his
father to come and see his picture of a
mountain. it consisted of a consider
able quantity of sand and gravel
shoveled around aud upon the projec-
tions of a rough bowlder in the back
yard.
You have not quite caught my mean
ing, Harry, though you are certainly
very conscientious" said the father,
iocularly. Its magnificent, but it's
not art You should not use the ma.
terials of your original in copying it
That would be to make a model. You
must try to draw a picture of what
you see; draw il with pencil and paper,
and colors. too, if you like. Don't draw
anything you don't see. l dare say that
is the easiest way of telling you the
sound artistic rule"
Soon Harry came back with his draw.
ing pad.
"Here's a picture of a pigeon, papa"
pigeon! I don't see any pigeon
Why, there is nothing but a straight
up and down line, and W others meet
ing it at right angles"
"Well, papa, that's the corner Of the
fence. The pigeon went around tho
corner Just when I was going to begin.
You told me not to draw anything I
couldn't see.r-Youth's Cos paniop.