The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1893-10-22
onrm,1rr rADDxS WENT yAcn1rse.
NE and the Duchess HAD . nnsuaderst.ns-
ing, which Was Squared.

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Say, I'm dead sore on dis yacht racin', and
| I wisht never was horned II wese has { 60
| crazy every time mug comes chasn' hisself
| from form parts maxim o sneak after dat
| dinky old cup
"Sport2 Sure. 1t was sport II wese only
knowd what wese was sportin' bout: but what
wild Miss Fannie wantin' dat lord chap T. win.
cause she said his daughters would.feel so bad
II dere daddy didn't win; what wild
His Whiskers wantn de Nigilant e win
cause he had Doodle up on de
race: what wild Mr.. Burton not KNOWN what
he wanted. cause he didn't like de rules OF de
eamo; what wild Mr.. Paul always near drown
In everybody wild small bots. no matter which
yacht was ahead. and what wild de Duchess
plumb ravin' sillyt have de lord chap lose,
cause a mug named Nimpoleung was slugged
onct by do Queen OF England. | didn't
know what tell. and just said. Aye.
aye. sirp and gives hitch t me pants. when
Mr.. Paul would say. 'Chames. what's de ma tier
wild small bot1'
Nobody wasn't never so 1ueered like l WIS
all de time dose races was on for wanted de
boat t. win dat Miss Fannie was pulin' for. and
all de same didn't have de nerve t open me
mout and say so for ioar de Duchess would
jump on mo neck wild her song and dance
bout dat mug Nimpoloung.
why didn't dat lord chap dig IN de plunks
and buy silver cup II he was so dead stuck
on havin' one. and not come chasin round
here bodderin' me wild having to learn all de
French history dere ever was SOS not t get In
a row wild de Duchess bout dat Nimpoleung
II ever lays eyes on dat French dude I'll give
him q worse tum pin' dan de Queen did or me
names not Chimme Fadden.
QUIT de races. Say. dey was great graft.
anyhow. even 4 was near crazy wild all dc
sailor talk. And / was so struck over dat
talk DIT parayzed Mr., Paul oRst by a;,in
me T. open a small bottle. sure.
Well. wese all went out on Mr., Pauls yacht,
mo. fwored a stifr deer SOS / Wouldn't he
mistook Tor one Of de little dudes Mr.. Paul asst
dose and little acEet 5utonsS ap her
chin. and when de wind vas BLOWN her hair
round her eyes and her checks was all red She
was lookin' up t de limit OATS rlght! De
ways down IN the cabin, cause de W! ind made
Say. nobody what amt in our house much
never knows who de Duchess is. and dey
mostly links she's sS W,t swell long via dc
bout de little dudes Mr.. Paul had out wild us
one day. One Of dem couldn't stand bel on
hissclf down into de cabin. and dcre was do
Duchess readin' outer hook what was printed
in French. / was chasin' down in do CABIN
pretty often. meself. after small bots. and each
time | went down dc dude was gettin' on
smooder and smooder with the Duchess. till I
began tinkin' t meself what t ell l began t
tink:
nuthin' for a, while, Dat was all right till onct
| was down dero and de little dude says t me-
says he: Me man. he SAYS me man. I'll
trouble you for glass OF wine says he,
II let on didn't hear him. and was yellin
Aye. aye. sir. t. MIR. Paul and givin my pants
al hitch. when de Duchess broke me all up.
t say almost fell In a ut when heard her
She looks over at me like was mile away.
and she says. mind you. de Duchess says. and
to me- foot sweet mo man. toot sweet!
serve de gent glass Of wine
Say dat settled i; l Just turns and says
says. chuckin her under de chin-she tried
de gent n glass Of wine while you chAses
yourself up on deck. Your mistress wants
YOU
out OF sight. De Duchess trun her book at
me. aud de dude opened his mout and eyes SO
wide taut he'd never shut en- again.
De Duchess gives me a glare and says:
You leetle beast" But only gives her de
laugh. Den when de dude tum Dled t de whole
ess into tinkin' she was one Of de loidies Miss
Fannie had long. he dug into his pants and
fetched up a Aver and gives 1t to me. tel!ln' me
not Z say nuthin' bout 1t t de odder chaps.
We'll, didn't l only told Mr.. Paul. and he
told do odder chaps and dey near guyed de life
OUTER dat dude, till Miss Fannie heard de
yarn and made dem come off.
t" 1t tickled me so | didn't even kick when
de Duchess made me yield up de FLYER t square
meself wild her"