Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-03-12
THEIR TALK MEANT FOR ALL.
Conversation Of "a Young and Loving
Couple ut the Theatre.

Sometimes the dOlugs Of the stage are
as entertaining as those that occur on
L.. Such was TN" case the othcr HlSut
IN tle theatre. when "a couple bacA 81
Us talked for tine Oeneht OF al tAo'e IN
tho vicinity. aud whose voices some
! times reached those who were not
! seated near enough 20 he properly
called within hearing distance, says Inc
IEuai.itna I.futs. I~hl~aHOlO-ri is maze,
as listeners ave s'it never . near ahV %oph
ot themselves. ami I'D tliS instance mo
egViur Nas di-prOycG. perhaps because ono
lal either Cd le deaf or hear VIVA was
s4iI tgrro beng no surr,ptluous listening
et0ut H.. We Will give the ccnyersaNon
relation from tie time II first fell gently
upon oar cars.
,fnt.r couplci front Of garrulous young
peoulc.I
size tas man IN front removes overCoat):
Dear ne. what a funny Hnlng: an YOU
ever see one hte chat, ouly hal-NAou WIN
lie superior knowledge in tone and
arr. on. yes that IS quite the thlng-bu
did Won ever see ulir of IS co!ois hel1fef
rns remark caused by the lady N front
She Inturn airing her knowIedge); Oh;
We: ltlsu no sign That DO has been OIeached
(cvldeut TeIici OF lazy IN ROM II -
caused by al uueyon dow o. OH TO the
roots.
Tie lovcrawei at her evident stock Of IL
formatlonJ: Keltlyr
Sue ,realiug programmed: Ihls pIaY !
seq 4, by Do1-an-s reels we give tho hte-
ral -rr9runcat,.D fscis mean, son.
lie, moro aud more luprcS-cn): DO You
speak IrcnchE
She uroully}: In. pew. pass BOW
coop. That means a h'Ie' not very
IL. Hoe ewort Won are.
She. Aes. will make a good wife for
some man. and II won't bc any Ioun' DlcR'
or Harry, either.
'Ua evidently crushed at her last remark
and determined TO show oil little NM
seil: am AFRAID TO 50 down twentieth
street now.
She: Why?
Ur. Because two men nre jealous Of me.
H1,ks AT her Tor a~dmlrauon.) one night
icgrd two men say The next time 1
soc that fellow mean 10 smack him IL the
face.'
She: How awful. =
lie. One night ~ | was coming home l
saw the two gentlemen and went up an"
sand: understand you SAID YOU were
gong 10 smack me IN the lace; now IN
SIDE Oi year III make You swallow tLose
words" Didn't 10 right;
She (evidontly impressed y Exactly
r,-lt. WAS engaged once myself tor TWO
wear. and never told = one about IL
until three months after u was broken or
lie: How romantic.
She much fattored by this remark, and
determined sull further 10 arouse MS al
miralOn1: And | never saw nm egalu
alter the night we were engaged. elthet'
lie. Wasn't that Just like "a noYsIf
She tcOyiy twisting nor rinE ana trying
10 look like a hcroine': Yes.
After thlsthere was "a short pause, during
which tines allowed the play 10 proceed
with 10 assistance from them. Wlth no
apparent reason other than TO show on,
tAis blessed silence was broken by her
voice e~xclalmlng IN q very audible Whl.-
per: You never saw my sister, DID your
lie: No.
She: We'll. there's a smart CIR! for
Won. just let me tell you what she diq,
You know. she goes III lovely New J Ok
s~ocicfv. and one dav she was at Itlcca-
DONNA. a lovely swell restaurant. with
a lovely swell society lady. This lady
vas flirting with u man at the next
table. Tho day after my sister was III
Stems. one of the lovely swell stores
| IN New York. and this man came up 20 her'
Excuse me-" he SAID. " but didn't see
! you with q lady at Rlccadonna'S last eve
ning " My sister drew berselt up anu
SAID: You saw me at k~icoadonnas Win
"A woman: ] was the lady We're an
awiul smart family. You can't get ahead
OF US much.
Judging from tho foregoing conversation
and the marvellous git OF gao eA-
Mb,tad by tine young woman right on up
10 the fall of the curtain we coulu not
altogether blame tho young mar VINO "eut
away the day after the engagement anu
never came back.