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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-11-02
WOODWARD LOTHROP.
NV
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Remnant Day,
Tomorrow, Friday, November 3.
REMNANTS have
busy
hOsty o OF
Shoes o fol
LEI WHAT
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for
. W oMESs NEcKwEAR DEPARTMENT Book DEPARTMENT
o &c. yrd OWNS NA1niLi hANDAN1
Il o be
Ar am i soy E nA ~ ora Leigh" BY Mrs. Browning Re
lot Of an feather. s ss T nss1 from rs Hp ge
at Dummond Reduced
u" anns1)
CLOAK DEPARTMENT copy The Daily Round Reduced from 81 to
o
o
~ Al wool Light PICTURE DEPARTMENT
small lot oreinh
Sstvsb He en from from $40 to $50
and dark Reduced I &
t Wooden s EF%m as4
six lined om -
Doll DEPARTMENT.

$4.75 to $195.
Dressed Doll. jointed body. Reduced from 81. Is
to 45c.
Il Doll Trunk with outfit. Reduced from 50 to
Sc
Large German Doll, jointed body. Reduced
from Sl3 to S4.95.
Infants Dolls, dressed. / reduced from IS
to 45c. l reduced from IS to 35c.
Fine German Dolls, jointed, dressed, soiled.
Reduced from 2.25 to csc.
(4th dOOr. e< 4
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GLOVE DEPARTMENT.

pairs Misses 4-button Kid Gloves in shades OF
red. Sizes, ga, So and 6. Reduced from 81. 90 to
SOC.
pairs Womens 4-button Real Kid Goyes tan
large pearl buttons. embroidered back. Size 81
Reduced from 1.50 to s1.O0.
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SHOOTING STARS,

The European cabinet crisis ''hovers''
even more persistently than the war cloud
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HousEruRS1sH1Se DEPARTMENT.

Fancy Baskets. Reduced from s5c. and &c.
to 1Sc. and 30c
Infants Crib and Tender. Reduced from $500
to $3.50
/ Wire Door Mat. Reduced from s2.s5 to 81. As.
10Th noor. .llth bldg D
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I'D annex.)
MER1No UNDERWEAR DEPARTMENT.

q pairs Childrens Full Regular Made White
Mcrno Pants. American Hosiery Co.'S make Sizes
16 and Is. Reduced from IS and COO. to &c.,; 3
for 81.
pairs women's Ribbed Cotton Vests, ecru.
Size 8. Reduced from so to 35c.; for 81.
ust noor. I'd annex
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-11-02

'Whatebbah yoh does" said Uncle Eben
to his eldest boy. "doan be sahcastic. Err
man dat keeps allus tryin' ter shoot Folly ez
she flies run er heap O. resk OBJ bein' hurt
by de kick OBJ his own gun"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-11-02

Beyond Her Control.
Let Fashion make her license
AS broad as she may choose:
The young man bold
Will still look cold
Just now, in yellow shoes.
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STATIONERY DEPARTMENT.

8 boxes Tinted Stationery. / reduced from 50 8,
to $3.50; reduced from 81 so to 75c.; reduce,
from 81. 90 to Soc; reduced from l5c to l2c
8 Fountain Pens. Reduced from $500 to 75c.
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Rue DEPARTMENT.

Turkish Rug, size It. in. by IT. 10 fp
slightly moth eaten. Reduced from $4,000 to
$1,000.
Fine Fur Rugs, made Of the tails OF the South
American possum. diamond shaped pattern, slightly
moth eaten. lined. reduced from $1,000 10 $50;
l unlined. reduced from $1,000 to $500
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LEATHER Goops DEpARrMENr.

3 Seal Leather Tablets, scratched. Reduced from
$3.50 TO $1.0O.
2 Purses, soiled. Reduced from soc. to Soc
Qst fo0r. .......... ....... nth st. building
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BLANKET DEPARTMENT.

slightly soiled. Reduced from 81 SO to $s75
pair l0-i Atwood Blankets, slightly soiled.
Reduced from $500 to 50. So
pair California Blankets, slightly soiled. 1 nail
PA. reduced from s. IS to $3.50; pair 104, re-
duced from 5000 to S.. 90.
! Plush Lap Robe, fancy colors. Reduced from
$500 to $1,000.
cd 6oor. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. .11th at bldg \
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FAN DEPARTMENT.

from 81. rs to 81. 90.
Black Satin Fan. Reduced from 81 so to 81 co.
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Physical Statesmaushfp.

rom the st Louis obe-Democrat.
In selecting Senators hereafter It will be
iecessary to subject the candidates to rigid
physical Inspection.
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Nor1oN DEPARTMENT.

4 pair Yellow SILK Hose Supporters, with belt.
Reduced from SOC. to 42c.
Cube Mourning Pins. Reduced from 1sc to 12c.
small lot of Cotton Elastic. Reduced from Sc.
to &c.
Qst floor ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. .11th ct. bldg }
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WoMEss UNDERWEAR DEPARTMENT

2 Cambria Corset Covers. low square neck. trim
med front and back with fine Hamburg. Size 10.
Reduced from $3.50 to 81.
French Flannel Dressing Sacques, pink ground,
with figures. tight fitting back, loose front, full
sleeves rufe of surah silk around neck and sleeves
and down either side of front. ribbon trimmings
Redu, ed from $1,000 to $3.50.
small lot OF Nurses Caps, with plain frills.
Reduced from 81 to 15c.
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A Dreadful Thought,

Perhaps said the man who tries to be
philosophic. cit is just as well that the lives
Of great men cannot be prolonged so as to
enable them to witness all the fruits Of
their endeavors."
Possibly"
mo possibly about It. Just imagine
Ben. Franklin having to live in a city full
Of trolley carsr'
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SOUVENIR DEPARTMENT.

| from 25c. to 10c.
| IL Souvenir Pin Trays. Reduced from 25c. to 15c
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LAMP DEPARTMENT.

from $500 to 81 90.
Silk Shades. Reduced from $3.50 to $500.
10Th noor. 10th st. bldg. J
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CHINA DEPARTMENT

~ dozen Plates, assorted sizes. Reduced to 4.
each.
i Decorated Umbrella Jar. Reduced from 81. 90
$500.
18th door. 10th IT. bldg
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DRuee1sr SuxpR1Es DEPARTMENT.

Leather Cases, containing Pocket Comb and
Mirror reduced from SOC. to 25c.; 8 reduced
packages Toilet Powder. reduced from 12c.
to &c. reduced from lSc. to loo.
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PRESSED GLASS DEPARTMENT.

Fruit Stands. Reduced from $1.50 to 100.
Goblets. Reduced from SIC. to 15c.
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TRAVELLING Goops DEPARTMENT.

Fine Alligator Club Bag. soiled- Reduced
from $3.50 to $4.9s.
] Russell Grain Leather Club Bag leather lined
sewed frame. Reduced from IS to 1886
va moor. 10th st. buding.)
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CUTLERY DEPARTMENT.

pairs Black handled Carvers. reduced from
$50 to $3.50: ! reduced from 81 so to $l.OO.
half dozen Celluloid handled Forks. Reduced
from $3.50 to $500 half dozen.
Nst noof. .lst annex
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BICYCLE DEPARTMENT.

i Junior" Safety Bicycle. solid tires Reduced
from SIS to SIS.
'tGendron'' Safety Bicycles pneumatic tires
2a-inch wheels. Reduced from $35 to $3.50.
I'd nOor. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 1909 r n. bldg
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-11-02

Great Scottr he walled as the street
organ man grabbed the tune producer,
there's another crank turned loose"
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Tragic.

There was a pretty girl
And she had pretty curl.
Which gracefully her forehead did environ.
But, on one evcntful day,
She lost 1t, SO they say,
Because she couldn't find her curling iron.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-11-02

MILLINERY DEPARTMENT
miscellaneous lot Of ornaments, feathers,
short ends Of ribbon, slightly soiled hats, &C., at
&c. to 16c.
va noor.. I'd annex. }
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PICTURE DEPARTMENT

II Engravings, LIKE, one-inch oak frames. Re-
duced from 80 to lac.
1 Fine Brass Easel, ornamented. Reduced from
SIS to 1885,
Photo Panels, neat oinamented frames. Re-
dueed from 81, Sl.50 and 81 to Soc.
Wooden Frames. 20x24, three inches deep, cut
front edge. Reduced from 81 to $50.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-11-02

Vain Regret.
When election Is gone
He will think with depression
OF the shoes he wore out
In the torch light procession.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1893-11-24

II animals are able to express every idea
they have, why not allow them languagel
To be sure, a very undeveloped language,
yet relatively no farther from civilization
than that of Pesherah, which in European
ears sounds like animal screams and yeIls.
Bechstein has noted that the chafinch ex-
presses a joyous emotion by single sharp
Fink" and anger by "Fink--fnk-fnkp' p
sorrow and sympathy by "Trif-trif" "
Houzeau has found that the common hen
has at least 10 distinct sounds, well under.
stood by the chickens. Rengger observed
that the longtailed cebus of South America
expressed astonishment by sound between
whistling and screeching, impatience by
repeating "Hul hui" and that he had a
peculiar scream for pain or fear.
Darwin thought he observed 10 distinct
sounds in the same ape, all Of which called
forth corresponding states of mind in other
apes. Brehm says the same However,
why quote the learned2 We have all in
everyday life observed something similar.
DR.. Garner's experiments in the simian
language are also known. = Copenhagen
Family Journal.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1893-11-24

We have green snake Dryophis fulgida)
which, when hunting for green frogs and
lizards, winds in and out among 'the fex-
uous stems Of creeping plants, and so
closely resembles them in color as to al
most defy detection even by the keenest
eyes" Close at hand among the bushes
may be q huge grasshopper, whose broad
fore wings when closed are Of the exact
color of the leaf on which he rests, so that
his disguise is perfect and he chirps on in
safety Yet, if the lizard, instead of haunt
ing the green, leafy thicket, be Of that
species found crawling over the walls OF
buildings in the city, he puts on totally
different appearance from that of his own
kindred In the forest, or even in the inte-
rior of houses, being of the exact hue Of
the ruined stone and mud walls on which
he is found, while the house lizard is
speckled and of an ashy gray tint like the
ceiling on which he rests, and for clinging
to which his feet are specially adapted. =
Nineteenth Century
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1893-11-24
First Girl-What' are you sketchingi
Second Girl-A man.
First Girl-You must have good men
ory.-Truth.
All About q Telegram.

Bingo-Has telegram come for mef
Mrs Bingo-Have you been expecting
onef
Bingo-Oh, no, Of course not. Sarcastic
ally.) You don't suppose would ask VOC
that question if expected one, do you'll
Mrs Bingo (sweetly)-You might, dear.
What would you say, now, if should say
that telegram has come for your
Bingo-Aha! knew it. I've been ex-
pecting that telegram all the afternoon.
Qmpatiently.) Where is it'
Mrs. Bingo-I'll get it. But, dear,
thought it best to open it, You didn't
mind, did you, dearest'
Bingo-Certainly not. It's only q matter
of business From Jack Enslow, amt its
Mrs. Bingo-Yes, dear.
Bingo-Important meeting tonight. Says
must be there, doesn't hei
Mrs. Bingo-Yes, dear
Bingo rubbing his hands)-I knew is.
Well, Pll have to rush right off after din
ner. Sorry for you, my dear, but you know
business must be attended to, =
Mrs, Bingo-0h, that's all right, darling.
But don't you want to see the messagei
Bingo-Why should II You opened II,
read it like the good wife that you are, aud
Iguess that can trust you. Jack wants me
tdelightedly), that's all, and must go.
Mrs. Bingo-But there was one thing
more he said, my pet.
Bingo (suspiciouslyHOh, there wasi
Well, what was iti
Mrs. Bingo (all smiles) He says he's got
front row seats.-Tom Mason in Harperis
Bazaar
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1893-11-24
Tho Fall of tho Rupee.

The following story is sent to me in illus
tration of the fluctuations of the rupee. A
gentleman want to presidency agent md
obtained circular notes for certain sum-
The rate quoted was Is sgd. He drove q
few minutes later to another agent on
similar business, and here the rate given
him by the clerk was Is, SGD. He mem
toned that he had just got Is, 3&d ut an
other office Upon this the clerk went into
an inner room and on returning stated that
he had made o mistake; that u telegram
announcing the alteration Of the rate had
come without his knowledge. The odd
farthing made difference in the custom
er's favor Of b,1S 5s.--London Truth.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1893-11-24

Outside one man band was awakening
the echoes by strenuous and sustained
effort.
Inside there was scarcely less harmony.
His bosom was heaving tumultuousiy
while the wife Of his bosom had thrown
herself upon the sofa in an attitude Of deep
detection.
"Why"--
She was tearfully reproachful in tone.
do you always disagree with mei"
He looked panied.
my love-" he protested in evident dis
tress, when have disagreed with youf'
why, this very minute / asked you II
you didn't think the lady in the next house
was really better cook than I am, and
you said yes"
She wept SO softly that the one man band
made the evidences Of her grief inaudible.--
Detroit Tribune
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1893-11-24
Following Up the Fads.

Sharp Dry Goods Merchant-What you
at nows
Bookkeeper-Making out Mr.. Bullion's
bill
An right. Charge him an extra 500 for
sundries"
Hadn't ! better put in the items9"
"There are no items. They werenS
bought"
my goodnessl He'll say we're swim
dlers."
mo he won't. He won't say word"
why mott"
"Well, you see, kleptomania is very fash
ionable now, and he'll think his wife has
got it. New York Weekly.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1893-11-24

Quester-I hear you've been raising your
own vegetables this summer. Now. toll
me, old fellow, does gardening payS
Jester-Certainly it does
Quester-Don't sayl Well, you're the
first man that know Of whose experiments
in that direction have resulted as you say,
Jester-Well, / know whereof speak,
for my checkbook abundantly proves that
it paid my gardener Boston Courier.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1893-11-24

"You made mistake in calling that
drama of yours play without hero"
"Whyi 1t hasn't any heroes"
"It's chock full Of them. Every man
who braves an audience in play like thai
is hero. "-Harper's Bazaar.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1893-11-24

Owing to financial uncertainty, q St,
Louis family drew 81 ,7S5 from bank, all
the money it possessed, and placed it in the
back part Of Il cooking stove, where thieves
would not be likely to search, A young
girl, forgetting about the money, lighted a
fire IN the stove, and now the family has
nothing. The bank Is still paying dollar
for dollar. Uaica Herald.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1893-11-24

Friend--l cant help wondering why
man on your small salary should give
his affianced a cluster diamond engage
ment ring.
Mr.. Smarttchapp-T That's so she wont
slip it Oh and leave it up stairs when the
other fellows call. Good News. 4
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1893-11-24
VISIONS.

Viaions como und 10 again,
Leaving In thcIralry train
just rhythm, soft aud low,
or their movement to and fro
Something like an old refrain.
Tis the way with summer rain,
It's the way with Joy and pain,
Wis the way with all wo ken
OF tho lives Of mortal mon;
just to come, then go again.
w. N. Roundy In Harpor's Weekly.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1893-11-24

Adelaide, aged 4, sat on the floor play
ing with her doll and asking her mother
various questions about God md what he
had made, After several fruitless efforts
to make her coll stand, she was heard to
exclaim, "We!l, while he was about 1t be
might as we'll have made tho doll SO ahe
could stand pp."-New York Advertiser.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1893-11-24

First 0culist-I had the most interesting
case yesterday that ever had the pleasure
Of attending to-
Second Oculist-What was that'
First Oculist-A young lady called who,
instead of common pupil, has a college
student in her eye-Truth.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1893-11-24
Explained.

Duke de Veragua-zat is very estrange.
Ze bur in ze river and ze bar on shore have
70 same name
Mr.. Hoffman Howes-That's because
water is scarce in both places. Texas Sifb-
ipgs.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1893-05-11
WATA UGA FLATS.

Farmers are about done planting
corn, wheat and oats are looking fine.
Most of us had to make garden twice
this spring on account of Jack Frost's
visits. We fear the fruit is also Kill
led; if so, we will have to take Bacchus'
plan, live one day at a time. Aunt
Betty Gibson is some better at this
writing. Mrs. Barnes is visiting her
daughter, Mrs. VIM. Lacy. Mrs. Lut-
ishia Gibson, and children of Poca-
hOntas, Virginia, have been visiting
friends and relatives here the past
week. The young lady spoken of in
in our last letter says she is going to
study Law(soon butdoes not expect to
get Richard. We are sorry to have
made the mistake, we will try to be
more careful in the future. No, Mil
ton, we do not think it would be quite
right to go Partridge hunting on
Sunday, but if you should 20 on Sat.
urday and have to stay until Sunday,
there would be nothing amiss in that.
Or should one of the dear little things
chance to come within your reach on
Sunday, you might gently draw it to
your breast and sing Jennie my
own true loved one, wait until the
clouds roll by" GRAPHIC, you answer
April Fools to deaf ears. am sorry you
can't catch on. Dan Baker says he
has got more cash than he can manage,
we would advise him to take it to the
bank. Our best wishes for the Herald
and Tribune. ALLIE.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1893-05-11
A Great Religions Work.

There will be at least one outside at
traction at Chicago, that will appeal
especially to the religious people from
all parts of the land. 1t is a new
Cyclorama showing the Ancient City
OF Jerusalem and the surrounding
Country upon the day of the crucifx-
ion of the Savior. 1t Is q grand, in
spring theme that touches all hearts.
Within view will be seen the Temple,
the Mount of Olives, the Judgment
Hall, the Watch Tower, the Palace of
of Herod. the Walls of Jerusalem with
several gates, Calvary and the scene of
the Crucifixion.
Short and interesting descriptive
lectures will be given hourly wherein
places of historic interest will be point,
ed out.
This suberb exhibition will be open
ed May /, at the corner of Wabash
Avenue and Hubbard Court, Chicago,
and will be under the same manage
ment as the famous Cyclorama of the
Chicago Fire.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1893-05-11
H. A D n,
Nz:k:M korfo|k:WesternR .R.
Schedule in effect Oct. 30, 1892.
LEAVE BRISTOL, DAILY.

LEAVE BRISTOL, DAILY.
4.O p. M, arrives Pulaski Tsp. M, arrive f.
Radford 1855 pm, arrive Roanoke $50 pm,
arrive L~ynchburg ll.35 p. m, Petersburg
4.l5 a. M, Richmond 7.47 "A. IN and Norfolk
500 a. IN. Pullman sleeper Radford to Nor
folk and L%ynchburg TO Richmond.
S.iO p. M, lllmltedl stops only at Radford
arrives Roanoke l2.4O midnight. Has Pull
man Sleeper for Washington via Roanoke,
Shenandoah Junction and Ii. d q. Also
for New York via Hagerstown and Harris
burg. Dining car attached.
40 a. M, arrive Roanoke 1913 p. IN. Luray
6.53 p. M, Hagerstown 1900 p. M, arrives
Washington, via b. & O. r.. h. and Shan
sleeper for New York. Arrive L%ynchburg
285 p. M, arrives Petersburg 6.45 D.. M,
Richmond 7.5 p. m, Norfolk 800 p. m.
Pullman parlor car Roanoke TO Norfolk.
WINSTON SALEM DIVISION. Leave
Roanoke daily a.45 a. M, for WINSTON
Salem and intermediate points.
NORTH CAROLINA DIVISION Leave
Pulaski 7.i5 a. m, daily except Sunday for
Betty Baker and at B.45 II. M, daily for
lvanhoe and l.@ p. m, daily for Ivanhoe
NEW RIVER BRANCH-Leave Radford
daily BOO a. m. for Bluefield and Pocahon-
tas and c9al Regions also for all stations
Clinch Valley and for Louisville, via Nor
ton-Pullman Sleeper to Louisville, also9.35
p. IN. for Bluefield, no connection beyond
OHIO EXTENSION-Leave Blueield $40 a.
m. daily for Kenova, Columbus Ohio and
all intermediate stations.
VALLEY DlNISION-Leave
Bluefield daily 800 a. m. for Norton and LOO
p. m. fort Norton Louisville and stations
l.. d n. II, II, via Norton,
DURHAM DIVISION-Leave Lynchburg
union stationl 3,l5 p, m, daily for South
Boston Durham, and all intermediate
stations.
Trains from the East arrive Bristol daily
at l.N p. m. ll.45 (vestibnle liInited) a. m,
2.55 night.
For further information apply TO F. C.
Wright. Ticket Agent Bristol.
w. b. BENILL, q. p. A.,
Roanoke Na
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1893-05-11
For the Herald andlTribune.
Cupid's Receipt for Making Wedding
Cake.

Since many of our young men have
gained a realizing II of the declara-
ton of the Creator, that 1t is not good
that mar should be alone" since they
have learned by searching that this
promice of the Lord, | will make him
a helpmeet for him, " has been fulfilled,
since many persons both young and
old, both of the City and Country, are
marrying and seeking to be married, l
thought it well that they should have
an opportunity of getting Cupid's re-
ceipt for making wedding cake.
Take five pounds of fervent devotion ;
extract of faithfulness, three pounds {;
heartfelt satisfaction, four quarts ;
prudence and good nature, n pound
each confidence and mutual forbear-
ance, six scruples; g~entleness and mod
esty, eight ounces matrimonial idel-
ity, twelve scruples connubial fell
city, two pounds ecstatic enjoyment,
three quarts patience, industry, econ.
omy, n pound each wisdom and ex-
perience, fifteen pennyweights dis
erection and benevolence, nine ounces ;
spice of meekness, four ounces /; seeds
of virtue, n half pound; sweetness of
disposition, seven pints balm of a
thousands ills, n quart cream of ex-
cellence, five pint milk of human
kindness one gallon ; common sense,
100 grains. Mix these ingredients
thoroughly together with cheerfulness,
then pour this mixture into a golden
bowl of domestic happiness, fabricated
with the oil of gladness, bake in the
oven of double blessedness, heated over
the fire of true love. While warm over.
spread the whole with a frosting of
gracefulness. In the center place the
star of hope, set around with dimples
and he sparkle of bright eyes, encircle
the WHO'S with a wreath of smiles,
Intervene with rosy bushes and
pinks of perfection, fasten the wreath
with gold cords of harmony and the
silver threads of discourse.
Cupid vouches that one of these cakes
will last a life time, and improve
with age and that all who ate of it
would never have cause to seek for
divorce. Young ladies, try your hand
at one. THE GIRL Who KNOWS.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1893-05-11
The Chicago SpectatOrium.

The following extract from an after
dinner address delivered by Steele
Mackaye at a banquet given by the
Directory of the Columbian Celebra.
ton company to its stockholders,
shows why the name of the great Spect
atorium was changed. In closing his
address Mr.. Mackaye said Chicago
has pledged over a million of dollars
for the complexion of the Spectator.
ium. The Directory Of the Columbian
Celebration company did me the honor
10 give my name to this building. |
appreciate profoundly the opportuni.
ties their action afforded me TO con.
meet my name with an occasion which
is SURF TO become historic, but after
mature consideration, and a hard
struggling with the natural pride of
the old Adam within me, / realized