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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29
A PRINCE OF BIRDS.
The Beautiful Baltimore Oriole and His Re-
markable Nests.

1ne beautiful baltimore Orloie anu MS ne.
markable Nests
Z. E. Thompson IN scribner
But the Baltimore oriole deserves a longer
notice He Is a prince in o house of princes.
The family to which he belongs is composed
of bros remarkable either for plumage.
note. nest. eggs or habit. Each can claim
something curious and original, but the
Baltimore shines In every one of these par
ticulars, for in plumage. sons and nest alike
he lie an especially remarkable bird. When
the Earl of Baltimore became the lord OF
Maryland his followers quickly noticed the
correspondence between his heraidlc livery
of orange and black and the orange and
black of the splendid bird that SO abounded
In the new estates. SO that very naturally
the name Baltimore bird" was suggested,
and has been borne ever since.
HIS nest is one of the most wonderful ex-
amples of bird-weavinR In existence. Itis
BAR or strips of bark. closely interviewer
nsO q sort of sack. and so firmly knit to-
gether that it will bear q weight of twenty
or thirty pounds. In the southern parts OF
this BIRDS range the nest is suspended from
two or three terminal twlgs tor protection
from numerous e1ciuies. such as snakes,
opossums and the like: 1T is also made six
eggs being thrown ont by the high winds.
But In the colder North. where tree-climb-
Ing foes are rare. 1t IS hung, not at tho eX
tremities of the branches. but In q cluster
of twigs that affords sbOlter. Ii il much
shallower than when exposed Co the wind,
but is very thickiy woven and lined with
soft warm materials. The ORIOLES loud,
fife-like notes ringing from the high tree
tops in the morning are ON ample refuta.
ton of the old theory that melody and
bright plumage have never been bestowed
on the same bird.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29
WHY DO WOMEN BLUSH?


Old.Itme Beliefs upon the Subject Dis
proven and Discarded.
Kansas City Journal
Blushing IS not an art. Neither is il an
absolute sign of ill breeding, as some un-
kind folks MAINTAIN. The fact Is. it IS Just
as natural Tor some people TO blush on one
occasion as 1t Is for others to turn pale on
another. The same laws of nature which
govern the one rule govern the other. The
connect the arteries and veins In the body,
form particularly over the cheeks @ net
work so fine that il is necessary to employ
q microscope to distinguish them.
Ordinarily the blood. passes through
these vessels i'll normal volume. leaving
only the natural complexion. But when
some sudden emotion takes possession of
the heart Its action increases and
al electric thrill instantly leaps 20
the cheeks. The thrill is nothing
more than the rush of blood through
the invisible capillarIes: the color is moth
ing moro than the blood just beneath the
delicate surface of the skin. The causes
that bring about this condition in the cir.
culating sy stem are called mental stimuli.
They consist of JOY, anger. shame and many
other emotions.
Sudden horror. remorse or fear. on the
contrary. Influences the nerves which con-
troll the blood vessels and the lace becomes
white. BlushinR and pallor result from the
sudden action of the mind on the nervous
system. So IL the mind be forewarned and
prepared for emotions. both habits can at
least be partially overcome. But when the
nervous system is highly strung &c would
be lifelong. If not futile. task to endeavor
IN effect a perfect cure. 1t is the sensitive,
nervous girl who bushes easily. while the
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29
Wedding Out.


Ohio Farmer.
The most careful attention should be
given TO wedding out inferior milk pro-
dueers. In this work the eye should not
pity. The folly of keeping on a poor or
even indifferent performer in the dairy
from year to year is only equaled
by that OF trying to make beef
at profit from scrub. Why in
the name of should q man
be content with herd averaging but
$500 pounds of milk per animal in q
year when IL is easily possibl to secure one
that will average 6.000 pounds year. or
even moref The most successful dairy man
will in all probability be the man who
keeps scales In bis stable and who weighs
daily the milk of each COW. or who does so
at least once q week. The actual per-
Torrance of each animal can then be oh.
tanned with great accuracy. and conse-
quently their real value absolutely and
relatively TO the dairyman.
Cows that fail 20 breed regularly should
at once be discarded after a reasonable
trial. and without much preparation for
the shambles. The same course should be
adopted with old cows which have out
lived their usefulness. Usually the best
return can be obtained for them when they
are sent to the block by the most direct
road, but at some seasons OF the year. when
pastures are plentiful. 1t mag be well TO
give them something of a finish on the
grass. These remarks it should be remem-
bered, apply to cows of the purely dairy
type.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29
DIVERSIONS OF AN EMPRESS.
A Lady Of Her Court Describes the seve
Exercise of Elizabeth Of Austria.

Lady Of Her Court Describes the Severe
Exercise of Elizabeth Of Austria.
Harper's Magazine
During the entire summer which followed
her sons marriage the Empress seemed
unable TO shake OF her melancholy fore
bodings, and IL was only when she went 70
Godollo that the free and invigorating
country life in a measure restored her peace
of mind. Every morning she attended mass
as early as O'CLOCK. and after drinking O
cup of black coffee without milk or sugar
she mounted her horse and. accompanied
off through the magnificent park.
which Is traversed in every direc-
tion by broad sandy avenues Changing
horses several times in the course OF tho
morning she would remain in the saddle
until noon, when, after taking a cold bath.
she would sit down with her lady to q
simple luncheon. consisting of very rare
steak. dry toast and q glass Of Montrose
claret. Towards o'clock her Majesty
again went out riding. returning only just
in time to dress for dinner. 1t ia
useless to say that ten OF twelve weeks OF
such life were sufficient to exhaust the
forces of the strongest lady-in-walt-
ing. who. moreover, was Obliged 20 be
perpetually on the qui vive. impervious To
fatigue. and always in the best OF humors
The Empress used TO retire at9 or 10 O'Clock.
and then We were accustomed to assemble
in the private apartments OF Countess
Goess, the grand mistress OF the robes. and
TO remain there until 2 OF o'clock in the
morning. Laughing, chatting, smoking
cigarettes and even sometimes dancing
with the Aids-de-camp aud gentlemen-at-
arms on duty at the castle. The Empress's
affection for her ladies-in-w aiting very
much depended on their skill In horse
manship. 10 those who rode well she was
exceptional kind and indulgent, but had
no sympathy whatever with those who
were not peri ecr horsewomen.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29
Memorial Day Song.

Tune: "LoHg. Long Ago"
Boys OF the Union. who fought side by side
Long. long ago, long, long ago,
Grandly defending Columbia with pride,
Long, long ago. long. long ago;
Come once again in the beauty or MAY,
Gather TO herald Memorial day,
Garland the heroes who fell by the way
Long, long ago, long ago.
Loyal our veterans TO freedom remained
Long, long ago, long, long ago,
Br1yely the cause or our country Inainlanoo,
Long, long ago, long, long ago;
Forward they marched at the can 20 tne war;
Seeming the smoke OF the battle aiar,
Treading the time meath the stripe and the star,
Long, long ago. long ago.
Many who fought On the broad battle-plain,
Long, long ago. long, long ago,
Answered the summons 70 sleep with the slain.
Long, long ago. long, long ago;
We who afe left OF the "brave boys IN blue,
Garland the graves OF our heroes anew,
whispering OF those who were loyal and true,
Long, long ago, long ago.
Comrades, who died in the strength Of your
might,
Long, long ago. long, long ago.
Battling for Freedom, for God and the Right,
Long, long ago, long, long ago
Flowers We'll scatter above you to-day,
Tributes OF love to our heroes are they
Heroes who fell in the thick OF the fray,
Long, long ago, long ago.
Ida Scott Taylor.
JACKSONVILLE, III.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29
CENTRAL CHRISTIAN CHURCH.

Where Sheridan Post worshipped - DIR.
Lucas's Eloquent Tribute to the Dead.
Memorial services were observed by Sher-
idan Post at the Central Christian Church
yesterday. The sermoa was by the pastor.
the Rev. DIT. Lncas. who, himself, was
soldier during the years of the great rebel
hon. The new ediiioe. which the congreaa-
ton OF that church has just erected was
filled TO overlooking. and the Sunday
school room, with it's gallery. was thrown
open into the main auditorium room. and
that, too. was filed The offertory was
sung by Mrs. Ora Pearson, of Grand
Rapids. Mich, and the music by the regu-
lar choir was betting the occasion. The
pastor took for his theme '.MemoriaIs,v and
spoke first of the national memorial day.
which this great Nation celebrates once
every year for the soldier boys who. so
willingly. gave up their lives that that Ma
ton might live. and that all people might
be free. he said that their services could
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29

after they were gone; there was no coming
in of new blood like the Mssons Oddfel-
lows and other organizations that were per-
petuated from time to time. He advised
them to comfort the families of those who
had died IN the year past. and make the
families feel that the old soldiers and the
G. A. r. post felt the loss as keenly as the
families themselves.
After DR.. Rondthaler's address the meet
ing was closed with the singing of Amer
lea" By the entire audience.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29
Street Car Arrangements

The statement that the Citizens Street.
railway Company will furnish free trans.
portation to the Grand Army tomorrow is
not true. 1t will reserve twenty oars
for the member AS the company made o
generous contribution to its funds. the
Grand Army committee Is pleased with the
present arran cement
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29
What Crinoline La.

There seems 10 be a vague idea IN the
minds of most people as TO what crinoiine
Is after all. CrinolIne absolutely has come
but the hoOpsklrt has not Crinoline 10
a sort of stiff lining muslin. used to make
the skirts OF dresses fiare round the bot
tom, and. much Us the term is despised, IL
is not half so much used for the abhorred
purpose as IS hair cloth. against which. up
10 date, no one has inveighed.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29
TRIBUTES TO HEROIC DEAD
Memorial Services for the Victims of War
Held in Many Churches Yesterday.

Elaborate Decorations and Ceremonies at the
Tabernacls-SermoDs by Reys Lucas.
Rondthaler, Thompson and Others.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29
Hope for the Turned Down.

Atlanta Constitution.
Did Brown pass the civil-service exami-
natiOni"
mo; didn't know one rule o. grammar,
an fell under the multiplication table,"
What's be dom for Twin noww
Hes a-teachin' of a school in Georgia."
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29
Caiifornia-Street Church.

The Major Anderson Post attended the
services at the California-street Baptist
Church yesterday. The sermon Of the pas
tor the Rev. Calvin e. Edwards, was
wholly along the lines suggested by the
national day of outspoken Difference to the
country's dead eoldiars. and it was one
which appealed strongly to his hearers.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29
erty-liberty in it's largest, it's fullest ana
it's widest seDse.n
AT THE THIRD CHRISTIAN.

John #. Ruckle Post Attends Servicos-
Sermon by Rev. Van Busi<irk.
John T. Ruckle Post. No. 165, with the
Ladies' Relief Corps. listened to memorial
address by the Rev. Van Buskirk, at the
Third Christian Church. yesterday morn
ing. The pretty little auditorium and gal
leries were thronged TO their utmost Ca
pscIty by the comrades and regular attend
ants. Lavish draping of the American flag
and fesuoons of evergreeps and flowers
marked the interior of the church as de-
voted for tho time being to patriotic serv
ices. The altar was draped In the folds
of the flag. and upon the rostrum was ar
ged q magnificent Grand Army badge.
constructed or beautiful cut flowers. The
music furnished by the Third Church choir
was appropriate To the occasion and great
ly appreciated by the large audience.
Rev. Van Buskirk. during the corfee of
veterans and their ladies who sat before
him. and often required TO the days when
they stood out In bold relief es men fight
ing for principle and cause rather than
through desire to acquit themselves by
deeds of valor. Life, he said. Is one con-
tinual battle. and the Christians path TO
glory q conflict fought from the cradle to the
gates of heaven. The minister earnestly
impressed his hearers with the fact that
two things constitute the true soldier.
which are oitizen soldier and o soldier OF
above him, Rev. Van Buskirk appealed to
his audience that If it be honorable to fol-
low that flag 1t Is more honorable to follow
the banner of Him who ia King of kinQa
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29

girl stolid by nature. or who by education
has her nerves under control seldom
hiushas
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-29
AT TABERNACLE CHURCH.

JACKSONVILLE, Ill.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1893-11-13
Shoe Department.

Gents Shoes-Men's genuine
Cork Sole Shoes, in lace or con.
gress, all sizes from 8 to IL, made
from heavy calf stock, dou BILE soles,
smooth iuner soles, at $2.4S a par.
n. B-We warrant them genuine
cork soles or money refunded.
They are worth 81 so pair.
Misses Shoes-Mis-es' spring
heel, dongoia kid Boots, in lace OF
congress, heavy soles, worth $1.25
pair; price all week at 9Sc a pair
sizes II to 2.
Ladies' Shoes'-Ladies' fine
dongola kid Boots, in lace or but.
ton, heel or spring heel, common
sense or opera toe, sizes 2 l-2 to Z
at 81 3S a pair; worth sl.S7 a pair
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1893-11-13
RADIKIN g. C0ONEY.
TRINITY soUARH.

How nicely those Shirts are
made, is an exclamation we ire
quently hear ard it Is so indeed
Merry even stitching is the word
for those Sheets and Pillow Cases.
Unbleached Sheets at SOC.
B cached Sheets at SOC.
Bleached Pill o &, Cases at &c.
Bleached Pillow Cases, AZ in,
lie.
Bleached Pillow Cases, Pepper
al cotton, AZ in, 15c; IS in 16c.
You don't often have an oppor-
tunity of buying a pair of Id
Blankets at the price If a 104
pair. You have this wrgk.
so pair Ia Blanket, you like
the value, SIC
5 pieces 1-2 bleached Table
Damask, new Ipatterus, all linen
Sc inches wide, 29c a ward.
8 pieces better grade, worth SOC
at 39c.
Ladies Cardigan Jackets, 50c
75c and 81. Extra large size
$1.38.
Have you had any of those
Children's fast black, ribbed
fleece lined Hose, sizes 5 to s 1-2
at 10c a pair.
Natural Wool 1-2 Hose, 121.2c
a pair.
Ladies' fleeced lined Jersey
Vests and Pants, 25c.
Ladies' camel's hair Vests and
Pants. 29c.
Boys heavy natural wool Shirt'
and Drawers, 25c.
Boys Night Shirts, 4Sc.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1893-11-13
Mems Furnishings.

10 dozen Mems Wooden Shirts,
in plaids and stripes, full size, at
Csc each; worth Sl.25.
15 dozen blue check Overalls
at 25c pair.
Mems Cardigan Jac' cts, all
cOlors in all wool, at $l.62, $1.S7
and 81 80 each; worth 81, $3.50
and So.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1893-11-13

Mems Night Shirts, 49c
Mems Night Shirt, embroidered,
49i.
Boys heavy twilled Shirts, 69c.
Mems silk embroidered Night
Shirts, 69c.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1893-11-13
DRESS GOODS.

DRESS GOODS
Self color figured play pretty part in the Dress StuHs
the kinds that any wear and at 75c the yard
that would easily bring 81.
Bengane Wool Stus at SOC the yard; sold all about
7sc. 1t will surprise how good and how beautiful
the Dress Goods at lower prices IL 12c 19c 25c SIC
and 5oc
HOSIERY AND UNDERWEAR
Figures in these goods if dog days were ahead in
stead of cold, snappy winter One side OF the store Is
loaded with heavy Hosiery and Underwear which must oe
turned into Underwear must have sooner or
later Why not buy now when you secure such values
we have in store for you.
KID GLOVES.
We have all kinds of Gloves you want. They wear
we'll and medium priced Poor Gloves are not good at
CLoAKs AND FUR CAPEs.
Is it any wonder many delighted with our
large and varied and with them the
of their choice? If you changed $40 bill for one of
these fur trimmed umbrella cape Coats you'd get your
moneys worth, but price ticket says, $7.48
Ladies' Wraps and Fur Caps Misses Coaks and Jack
and Infants Wear Left the hands of manufactures
these Coats for the and 3year olds That is why
they are here at 81 to S..
BOYS CLOTHING
All kinds of rigs for the boys-Reefers Jackets and
Suits of the sturdy school sorts If the figures placed
before you this would hardly think to get good
value You must the goods and examine them.
MILLINERY.
In the Trimmed Millinery Department there
pretty Hats and Bonnes awaiting choice and
So to S., instead of s. to So.
SHOES.
Ladies' Dongola Shoes at 81 60 and in way grand
s. worth.
HANDKERCHIEFS
"a dozen Ladies' csc Embroidered Handkerchiefs going
I-2
200 dozen Ladies' white and colored border at &C. for
asc, all new and choice patterns
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1893-11-13
HOSIERY AND UNDERWEAR.
KID GLOVES.

We have all kinds of Gloves you want. !
we'll and medium priced ones. Poor Gloves are nc
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1893-11-13
kSSIGNEE'S N0TIEE.

Notice is hereby given that Joseph TIE
treault Of the town OF Lincoln, county of
Providence and State of Rhode Island has
this 27th day of Oct ober, A. ID. iss3 made an
assignment To me OF a ! his prope,tT for the
benefit OF his creditors. All person In Dtcd
to him are therefore required to make pay.
ment To me and creditors holding claims
against him must present the same 10 me.
THOMAS W. ROBINSON,
Mss Assignee.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1893-11-13
Thursday, Nov. is, A. D., 1898

Gaylord -. Hunter.
Manufacturer Of Harness and Collars
OF everv description aud dealer In CAE
h1AGEs. wAooSs HousE FURNIsHfsos. Re.
pairing speciality. sslesrosm, corner OF n.
n. Arnold Sons Summer et. Stable, Pawt.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-03-23
If Not, Why NotP

All annual subscribers to either the
Saturday Blade or the Chicago Led
ger, w. D. Boyce's Big Weeklies, pub
lished at 113, 115 III Fifth Avenue,
Chicago, receive certificates emitting
them to free assistance in securing
suitable stopping places in Chicago
during the Worlds Fair, at whatever
price they desire to pay. Are you a
subscriber to either of these papers?
If not, why not? Many people were
victimized during Dedication Week
with poor rooms at high prices, and
many more will be in the same stu
alton next year unless they receive
competent assistance in the matter.
This is what the "W. d. Boyce Bureau
of Worlds Fair Information will give
you, and without one cent of cost for
the service. Some trustworthy person
will be sent with each certificate hold
er to the rooms selected, to see that
they are comfortably and pleasantly
located. The subscription price for
either paper is $500 per year. If
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-03-23

A Beautiful Complexion.
A moderate diifused color, q soft, peschy
bloom, Is the true sign ofhcalth and phys
icel well being Saxet renoyates the en-
tire system, enrlches the blood and clears
the skin, which glvcsa beautiful healthy
glow to the complexion.
VIM. w, FRITTs OF I'LL.
Writes as follows." "Saxet Med. Co., Dallas
Tex. x.i--Encosed find 81. 90 for which send
mo SIX bottles Of Saxet. have had rheu-
patlsm, and Saxot is the only thing that
lever got to do mo any good. Please send
At onoe by express to dreenup lllinolSe."
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-03-23
Fail TO do our Duty

Everybody has at times failed to do
their duty toward themselves. Hun
dreds of lady readers suffer from sick
headache, nervousness, sleeplessness
and female troubles. Let them fol-
low the example of Mis-. H. Herbech-
ter, Stevens Point, Wis, who for five
years suffered greatly from nervous
prostration and sleeplessness, tried
physicians and different medicines
without success. But one bottle Of
DR.. Miles Nervine caused sound
sleep every night and she is feeling
like a new person. Mrs. Elizabeth
Wheeler, Laramie City, Wyoming,
who tried all other remedies, declares
that after three weeks use of the Ner-
vine for headache, nervous prostra-
ton, ETC., she was entirely relieved.
Sold by Smith Drug Go. Trial bot
tie free.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-03-23
ga YARD OF PANsIEs. +"
Our Gift to Every One of Our
Readers,


By special arrangement with the
publishers, we are enabled to make
every one of cur readers a present of
one of these exquisite oil pictures &c
inches long. a companion to "a Yard
of Roses, which all. have seen and
admired, This exquisite picture, ga
Yard of Parsies, was painted by the
same noted artist who did the
Roses" 1t is the same size, and is
pronounced by art critics to be far
superior to the "Roses." The repro
duction is equal in every respect to
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accompanying it are full directions
for framing at home, at a cost of a
few cents, thus forming a beautiful
ornament for your parlor or superb
Christmas gift, worth at least So.
Send your name and address to the
publisher, W. Jennings Demorest 10
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ing, mailing, etc., and mention that
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DEMOCRAT and you will receive by re-
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of art.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-03-23
Good Looks.

Good looks are more than skin
deep, depending upon healthy con-
dition of all the vital organs. II the
liver be inactive, you have bilious
look, if your stomach be disordered,
you have dyspeptic look and if your
kidneys be affected, you have a pinch
ed look. Secure good health and you
will have good looks. Electric Bit
ters is the great Alternative and tonic
acts directly on these vital organs.
Cures pimples, blotches, boils and
gives good complexion. Sold at
Smith Drug Co.'S. SOC per bottle. A
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-03-23
suckIen,s Arnica Salve.

The best salve in the worl for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chill
blains, corns, and all skin eruptions,
and positively cures piles, or no pay
required. II is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refund
ed. Price 25 cents per box. For sale
by Smith Drug Co.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-03-23
pey- BLACK K-DRAuGH1 tea cures Constipation.

The clergyman called on Mrs. Velox.
"If your husband" he said, "would
only believe it, it really pays to be re-
ligious." "Well," replied Mrs. Velox,
"if you could give him proof of that
you couldn't keep him out of church
with cannon."-[Drake's Magazine.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-03-23

A.: Why have you rhrashed your
son so unmercifullyp Peasant Because
he dreamed last night that he won 800
marks in the lottery, and then went
and spent every cent of 1t on bycicle.
--Tliegendo BlaUttr.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-03-23
Miles, Nerve ana Liver pIIls.

Act on a new principle-regulating
the liver, stomach and bowels through
the nerves. A new discovery. DR..
Miles Pills speedily cure biliousness,
bad taste, torpid liver piles and con-
stipation. Unequaled for men, wo-
men, children. Smallest, mildest,
surest: 80 doses 20 cents. Samples
free at Smith, Lighioot Il Co.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-03-23

Tailor Shears: I lost good GUS
toner last week by death. Tailor
Cutter What was the matter with
him? Tailor Shears: Had afit. Tail
or Cutter: Mercy! Died of the shock,
| suppose?-Chicago Tribune