Passaic City record., 1893-05-13

Miss Nettie Barstow of Atlantic City
recently spent several weeks in Passa1c
visiting friends.
Jersey Citys new Board of Aldermen
proposes to raise the license fee from$25o
to $500 under the Werts liquor law.
Signs of Spring multiply. The UNI
brella nender has sung his little piece,
and the organ grinder is on the way.
You can just bet
That Fair S hummer;
An we'll be there yet
If it takes all summer
Newark letter carriers are taking to
the bicvcle. Twenty. five of their number
are using the wheel in delivering their
mail
Mr.. Cleveland bumped his head before
the festivities began, which was rather
reversing the usual order of things at
celebrations
Men work seldom more than three
quarters of day; but an advertisement
works night as well as day. Bear this
fact in mind
Twenty hundred dollars was
raised by the North Reformed congre-
floating debt of the church.
A Texas man warned his wife not to
use kerosene to light the fire. She didn't
heed the warning. Her clothes fit his
second wife remarkably well.
The Liberty Bicycle Works, at Rocka-
way, employ $50 men and boys and pay
$40 600 every two weeks in wages. The
works cannot fill all their orders.
An advertisement in an exchange reads
thus sFor sale. bull terrier dog, two
years old. Will eat anything; very fond
of children. Apply at this office.
1t is perfectly true that man in office
has yoke around his neck all the time,
and Just as true that thousands of our
fellow-citlzens are hankering after that
yoke.
Great Scott A Canadian preacher says
the time will come when no man can tell
lie. There will be no politicians, drum
mers or amateur fshmen when that day
arrives.
All the Spring poets seem to.have tried
their hands on odes to the Worlds Fair
this year, No murders have yet been
committed, but all the poets haven't been
heard from.
The papers from Liberty Sullivan
County, N. Y. report that there are still
many snow banks lingering in that vi
cinity--the result from immense drifts
during the winter.
This is an age of advertising. Every
body advertises because it pays The
great patent medicine advertisers know
the truth of this and they advertise in
ox,arv ,arpr in tha land
The beautiful weather during the
week enticed thousands of persons from
their homes for stroll on the outskirts
or a run on wheel. The livery stables
have also been doing thriving business.
The improvement to the Methodist
Church property by terracing the lawn
and relaying the sidewalk is pleasantly
commented upon by all who have seen
it. Mr.. H. c. N. Johnston was the
contractor.
The college journal and the school
publication has become a part of the
class education, and in some respects
they show wonderful proficiency on
the part of their projectors in the requi-
sites of journalism.
A salary with expenses paid, will come
handy to anyone who is now out of en-
ployment, especially where no previous
experienc is required to get the position,
If YOU want position see advertisement
on page headed, "a Chance to Make
Money" mrs at
An evidence of what the Worlds Fair
is doing for Paterson is given by an order
OF thirty-three engines for the Illinois
Central Railway received at the Rogers
Works last Friday. This order with those
already in hand, will keep business on
the boom for some time to come.
Jersey City has Republican Alder
man-at-large. But why should that be
considered noteworthy. Almost1 every
city has both Republican and Democrat
1c Aldermen-at Large who ought to be
in the penitentiary.-E
Let some of our young nathematicians
solve the following problem A gentle
men called at one of our local post-offices
recently and requested of the clerk a dol
lars worth of stamps, and wanted four
times as many twos as ones, and the bal
ance in threes. How many stamps did
he get?
An exchange remarks that a man who
does not advertise his stock is like a
pretty girl who wears vail and wi1lks at
the bows. She knows when she winks.
but the boys don't know it. A man who
does not advertise may know he has a
good stock of goods, but the people don't
Know it.
Newark will shortly contain the third
establishment in this country for the ex-
traction of animal vaccine lymph The
institution for the extraction of the virus
from calves is being fitted up and will