New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-12-08
TIE Talk or THE DAY.

First Auihor.-I Gasbag has written another
book full of noisy defamation, as usual
Second Authorizes: 1t is volume of sound.
A lonely spot on dark nIght-would the gentle
man be kind enough TO assist poor man? Be
sides this loaded revolver | have nothing else in
the wide world to call my own.-CTit-Bits
Baltimore man has invented gasburner that
will relght Itself automatically II 1t is blown out.
He calls it the Haysesd Gasburner.
Young Higher Critc.-Fond Parent-Yes,
Bobby. the Angel of Death passed over the houses
and srnote the first born OF each Egyptian family;
Bobby after a moments silence)-Pop. what did
the angel do when it was twins?-tHarlem Life
great political international future is undoubt-
edly In barbed WIRE II all nations follow
the example given by Turkey and Servia. These
two countries which have been so often at war
against each other during centuries. and whose
frontiers are not indicated everywhere by natural
obstacles have agreed to mark those frontiers by
a continuous line OF iron wire.
Miss Parker-Maud will you marry me? Let me
be your protector through life your
Thanks, Mr.. Jones. but must decline. am
not a protectionist When marry it will be on
"A revenue basis entirely.-tHarpers Bazar
The famous strike OF the Lawyers Corporation
of the city of Rom, In Auvergne, France. Is ended
One OF these lawyers, or advocates, having been I'M
properly treated by a judge. his colleagues sided
with him. and for five months they have refused TO
plead before the court. which was practically closed
At last due satisfaction has been given to the law
yers' corporation by NJ Oudoul. the president Of the
Court District of Riom. and the advocates have re-
solved. in a meeting. TO resume again their avo-
cation and pleadings in that court
Boggs-I honestly believe that Smythe married
his wife on account OF her good looks
Bosgs-And rye no doubt that Browne married
his wife because her father was wealthy . -
Dudley-Took her at her pa value, as II were.
-tBoston Courier.
IN two
churchyards:
"IIere lies the man Richard and Mary his wife;
Their surname was Pritcnard and they lived with
| The reason was plain-they abounded in riches;
| They had care nor pain and the wife wore the
brooches"
1.-The place where Betty Cooper lies
IL here hereabouts
The place where Betty Cooper lies
The place where Betty Cooper lies
There's neen on earth can tell,
| Till at the resurrection day.
When Betty tells herself
! The English clergyman vino said the other day
| that he knew the story Of Jonah and the whale TO
| be- true because when he travelling in the
! East he was shown thu spot on the shore where
the whale threw Jonah up thinks he has got the
! higher critics In Chancery. and expects that they
| will soon cry for quarter But he Is probably mis-
taken. Like as not some pernickety Old higher
critic will 1nd spot on the shore where the whale
! 10 be proved all over again.
| A man In a Glasgow hotel in loud tone OF
voice called his friend back just az he was leav-
| ing the dining room and then whispered 10 MN
How far would you have got II hadn't called you
| back
The other. STRENGTHENING himself UP replied in q
tone loud cdough for all TO hear, NO sir won
| lend you five pounds | haven't got IT on me- and
! ii ! had ! wouldn't let you have II unu you paio
me what you borrowed two months ago
His friend will never call him back again IN q
| public dining room.--(Dundee News.
A philosopher In '"The Boston Transcript says
that Ii doesn't matter much If everybody thinks
you an long you get the lions share
of the good things of life.
| 4 Financial Transac tion-'Say. mister" said
boy who had just oyertaken a market wagon after
pursuing II for four or five blocks 40 you wah'e'
| know VINO hit you In the neck with that nara snow
BALI
You bet do" replied the man. slackening speed
| bring him here?'
| yep"
| Gimme fifty cents?"
| yes" said the driver lifting his whip from the
| socket; but won't give you any mofe'h that.
! well. git the money ready. .
| you haven't got the boy that threw the SHOW
| ball yet"
'Yes. have That boy is me-. Dads sick ant
me mother can't git work The twins Is 100 ntti'
| ter earn anything. an II don husue mere me Wo"
| he any Christmas tree at our mousse IL 'ahc
| lckin any day fur fifty cents -, 49,,
| sonny said the market man. III Eoice .na
was remarkably husky. here's yer nity cen S
lverin. the g"odA Wen call It square -S"A sn'ns