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St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13
FUNNY MEMS FILINGS.

Mrs. Flynn-Oi hear yer daughter
Rosie do be foine dancer, Mrs. NULL
gan.
Mrs. Mulligan--Indade, Mrs. Flynn,
yeZ heard the truth. Shure, the neigh
bors come from miles around to see me
Rosie do the turpentine dance.-Har-
ward LampoOn.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13
The 81. Peter Herald saws:

We understand that G. H. Heffron, Of
Rochester, is candidate for the office
of collector of internal revenue. We
know of no one more entitled to the
position or who has contributed more
for Democracy in Southern Minnesota.
Moreover, he has the ability TO fill the
Office with credit. Mr. Cleveland will
make no mistake in naming Mr.. HeffrOn.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13
AN ORANGE SEED
May Cause the Death of Senior
at Yale

Ut H dIU.
NEW HAVEN. Conn.,, March II. =
George E. Mills, of Cincinnati, men,
Der of the senior class at Yale, is lying
dangerously Ill at the Yale infirmary.
Last week he swallowed an orange seed
and has suffered intensely since then.
A delicate operation will have to be
performed to remove the offending
particle. Mills is one of the leading
Scholars of the senior class.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13
Vanderbilt in London.

LONDON, March 12.-W. X. Wander.
bilt arrived here this afternoon from
Paris and will go to liverpool to in.
spect the yacht there building to re-
place the Alva.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13
He Would Be Set Up Again.

Truth.
Perdita-If you continue much longer
to play poker with my father won't
marry you.
Jack Dashing-lf your father contin-
ues to play poker much longer with me
| won't need to.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13
Burned to Death.

HoNEsDALE, Pa, March 12.-In a
confagration at Saville, suburb of
Honesdale, today, in which Will Ryan's
dwelling was destroyed, his brother-iE-
law, Thomas Kane, was burned to death.
Mrs. Ryan was badly burned.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

IF THERE were many like Miss VIM
FRED MURPHY. beautiful young lady
of Vnton, To-, there wouldn't be so
many bachelors in the country. Last
week she eloped with WILL SCOvILLE,
a telegraph operator, paving all the
bills. even to the ministers fee.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

THEsE wife murderers are having
hard luck nowadays. The past year
about every one of them has failed to
kill the wife and succeeded in killing
himself The last case noted was the
one at Ishpeming, Mich, Saturday.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13
obeying Maternal instructions.

Brooklyn Life.
..What could you have been thinking
of to engage yourself to three men?'
"Well, mother told me my fiance
must be rich. intelligent. handsome and
of the best moral character; and as
couldn't hope for all that in one man
had to take three.'
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

PRESIDENT CLEVELAND evidently
does not propose to encourage iudivid-
ual monopoly of Office. The men he ap-
pointed to Office during his first term
have had their innings, and it is only
fair that others shall have chance
now
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

SLAYToN, Mimi. settled the quarrels
among the teachers Of its public schools
by firing the whole outfit. That was
better than TO attempt to decide between
the 0uarelsOme educators.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

All the stationery and other articles
used III the Office of the Japanese consul
general i'll New York are sent over from
Japan. The consul general, HisaShi
Shlmamura, talks English so we'll that
he needs no Interpreter.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

The Legislators of Tennessee find
that the prisoners of the state peniten-
tiary are in a starving condition, filthy
and overrun with vermin. 1t is singular
that the matter was not looked into
long ago.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

M. Tiburce Franqueville, the Judge
intrusted with the Panama prosecution,
is forty years old, and has a brilliant
reputation outside legal circles, eSpe-
eially as Latinlst, his transIations of
Cicero being highly esteemed.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

WHERE Is the financial depression the
Republicans predicted? Thenews indi-
Gates that if We have had any it died
with the Republican administration.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

THE greatest industry of New Jersey
is the race track. No wonder the legis-
lature of the state declined to pass the
bill prohibiting winter racing and the
one concerning gambling.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

Mr.. CLEVELAND does not propose to
burden the country With the expense Of
an extra session Of congress. This IS
practical economy.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

The library of Bowdoin college,
Maine. has recently received from Rob-
ert e. Winthrop, of Boston. valuable
autograph letters and documents of the
Bowdoin family, relating to the founda-
ton and early history OF the college.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

ally followed by gooo crop year. and
the farmers have been given abundant
reason for hope this time.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

SiXty-One naval officers viii be retired
on account of the age limit during the
administration of President Cleveland
six in 1898, sixteen each in 1894 and
1895, twenty-one in 1896 and two i'll 1897.
Admiral Gherardi. the senior admiral
IN the navy, will retire from active duty
on Nov. 10, 1894, and four other admirals
will leave the navy the same year. Com
mander Gills goes out on May Ia, 1893.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

c.. G.. Baldwin. who entertained the
cabinet and a number OF other distin-
guishcd persons in Washington Sunday
evening, is a great giyer of dinners, as
we'll as great diner out. But he eats
very little and drinks less. 1t is "the
feast of reason and the flow of soul"
that he likes. He has charming fam
ily circle and is Tond of good company.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

SPRING Is at any rate SO near that we
can hear its heavy artillery occasionally.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

A distinguished French comedian, on
being chided for having sleptdurlng the
reading of a play on which his opinion
was desired, replied: ''oleep is an
opinion J"
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13
MEN AND WOMEN.
Rev. Sam Jones claims to have made
over 1000 converts in Memphis.

David II. Smith, son of the Mormon
prophet. Joseph Smith, has been an in
mate of. the asylum for the insane at
Elgin for seventeen years.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

NJ. Cavaignac, who is looked on as
possibly the coming president of the
French republic, is said to be Of indis-
-putable and proudly acknowledged
Irish descent. He is descended from
the KavanaghS, who were kings of
LeinSter.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

Lady Henry Somerset, who is going
to start paper which IS to be the organ
of the Woman's Christian Temperance
union, says she will call it the Herald,
that being the best name for paper, in
her estimation.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13
Eastern Advertising 0tfica- Room A.
Times building, New YORK.

Complete files of the GLOBE alwayskept on
hand for reference. Patrons and friends are
cordially invited 10 visit and tnelnseiiNgs
of the facilities Of our Eastern Office while
II New York.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

George Kennan, the well-knOwn Sibe-
rian traveller. who has been i'll for three
weeks at his home, in Washington. OF
typho-malarial fever, IS now GONZALES
cent.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. ACCless all letters and lelegIaHs u
THE GLORE. ST. Pnul Mlnn.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

The queen of Italy seldom appears In
a hat, and her bonnets are small and
close-fitting. Her earrings are usually
pearls Of enormous size with diamond
tops.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13
PROMINENT PEOPLE.

Ex-senator Henry l.. Dawes, of Mas
sachusetts, who has just retired from
the political arena, was never on a
minority side in congress, either in the
house or senate.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

Caleb Foote, almost unquestionably
the oldest editor in the country, cele--
brated his ninetieth birthday last week.
He entered the office of the Salem
(MaSs.) Gazette in 1917.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

st. Peter-H'm, you can't come in
here.
Reporter - Guess 1 can. Shows
badge.
st. Peter-Not on that. That lets you
inside the fire lines. This is the other
place.-Brooklyn Life.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

wEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE
One wear 81 six mo-, 65c Three no. S"c
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13
Spanish Government Sustained.

MADRIP, March II. - The official
election returns show that the opposi-
ton in congress will consist of forty
eight Conservatives under Canovas del
Castillo. fifteen Conservatives under
Senor Salvela, twenty-three Advanced
Republicans and six CarlSts. The
government has the support of 323
deputies, Several changes in the caUi-
net are Impending.
ChevaIier Succeeds De Les seps.
CAIRo, March I'm. Chevaier, of
the department Of the public debt, has
been chosen to succeed Charles de Les
seps as director or the Suez Canal COM
pany.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

Nine. Antoinette Stirling is great
believer in oranges as being good for
the voice. "a few night ago." says an
English print, ''she was singing at
Chelmsford, and when two little chill
dren went TO her private room to ask for
her autograph they found her sucking
OranGeSD -
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

TRI- -WEEKlY- DAILY Monday Meanesda!
and Friday0 eooo
lyr in ADVANCE 81 90 Is mos. in ady.S2 W
S months in advance. 81 w
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13
"New York is a great city.n

New York is great city,"
Can't hold a candle to Chicago"
'Our architectural beauties are un-
surpassed"
Nonsense. Chicago beats her all
hollow on architecture"
But our streets are filthy"
"Ah, yes, but you should see Chi-ah,
by the way. have you the right timer" =
Harper'S Bazaar.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13
We love to drink spring water,
Asln our childhood S hour;
Therefore we'll soon be ready
To drink an April shower.
Detroit Free Pre-

1t Is a little discouraging to a man to
carry a yOwling, squalling baby around
for half night, then sit down ana re-
fleet that ''Of such is the kingdom of
heaven. ."-Cleyeland Plaindealer.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

SUNDAY ALONE.
w IN advance. = 90 ; mos. in adv. -2Dc
d IN in advance. ! 90 N. il adyance.2oe
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

Dot (aged SIX, on conclusion of song
by celebrated tenor)-Papa, did that
man make all that noise on purpose?-
Tid-BitS.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

DAIY AND SUNDAY.
! Vt in advance. SloO 90 3mos. III adV..SI 0o o0
4 m in advance. 800 weeksin adv. w
one MONTH oc
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

Kindly Old Gent-Well. my little
man, what would you like to be when
you grow up?
Little Man-Fd like to be a nice old
gentleman like you, with nothin' to do
but walk around and ask questions
Street q Smiths Good News.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

His Sisters Suitor-Here, Ralph. is
quarter; now tell me what your sister
says about me.
RaIph-Gimme another quarter snd l
won't tell you what she says about yol.
Puck.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATE
DAILY Not INCLUDING SUNDAY
1vr in advancc.SS 90 3m in adyanee'S7I'onV w
one month 800. 1uc-
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

The declarations and pledges Of the
inaugural address represent the cOnvlc-
tiOns not only Of the larger part, but
the better part of the American people.
Buffalo Courier,
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

Shell believe you don't care for me
as much as you say you do. With you,
| think. 1t is ''Out of sight out of mind
He (earnestly)-Yoa are right, fol
when you are out of my sight am out
of my mind Life.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-03-13

Waiter OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES for de-
tective, quick!
Head Waiter-What'S up?
See that woman over there? She's a
man i'll Disguise
"Phewl How dye know?"
"She ordered a regular square neal,
an gave me a p."-NeW York Weekly.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-07-05
Rock Islands Population.
Coal Climbing Higher.

Time was when the thrifty house
holder laid in his supply of coal for
the next winter during the summer,
as the price was less than later in
the season. But now while the gen
eral public is sweltering and willing
to buy the ice-man's stock. comes
the eXasperating news from the east
that the coal combine has ordered
another advance of 25 cents a ton.
If coal keeps on climbing at the rate
it has started out with at this season
of the year. where will the price be
by winter time? The June output
was limited to 10000 600 tons by the
coal combine. Thus by contracting
the output and initiating and raising
prices the harons are indeed having
clnch on the consumers. and can
well afford to laugh at the remon-
stranceS of the public. But some
day the end will come, as everything
has an end except a sausage and that
has two ends At present the coal
combine has a hold on both ends as
il were
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-07-05
Silly Girls.

One is often amused at the vulgar
display by sentimental, silly young
women of their preference for promin-
emit musicians and actors. 1t is an old
story. it is true, but the Importance of
the subject warrants attention being
called to it. In the case of Paderewski
the crazy worship of Anticipated girls
is Hauseatins. His adoress present a
spectacle not infrequently suggestive
of the need of asylums for imbeciles.
1t is not because the pianist is great
musician; the craze is born of an
idiotic desKe to gush-
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-07-05
Dose Tor DOSE.

In Beloochistan, when the physician
gives dose, he is expected to partake
of similar one himself, as a guar
antee of his good faith. Should the
patient die under his hands. the rela-
tives, though they do not exercise it
in all circumstances, have the right Of
putting him to death, unless a special
agreement has been made freeing him
from all responsibility as to conse-
quences, while. if they should decide
upon immolating him, he has no rea-
sonable ground for complaint, but is
man
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-07-05
COUNTY BUILDING .
Probate.

July 1-Guardianship of minor
heirs of Hubbard Moore. New bond
of guardian in penal sum of $500 fled
and approved aud sureties on former
bond released.
Estate of Charles w. Armstrong.
In the matter of the sale of real es-
tate to pay debts. Report of sale
and execution of deed filed and APP
proved.
Guardianship of Guy w. Adams.
New bond of guardian fled and APP
proved and sureties released from all
liability under former bond.
Estate of Lewis Nj. Nelson. Wild
owls REIMBURSEMENT and selection
filed and approved and order turning
over property selected to widow.
Estate of Mary Langbehn. Inven-
tory filed and approved.
Estate of Nils j. Carlson. Inven-
tory, appraisement bill and widows
award filed and approved.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-07-05
When Travelling,

Whether on pleasure bent, or bust
ness, take on every trip bottle of
Syrup of Figs. as it acts most pleas
antly and effectually on the Kidneys.
liver and bowels, preventing fevers,
headaches and other forms of sick
ness. For sale in soc and 81 bottles
by all leaking druggists. Manufac-
tured by the California Fig Syrup
Go. only.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-07-05
n DIvIueu Iown.

For many years the states of Vir-
ginia and Tennessee have been en-
gagged in a legal controversy as to
which holds the town of Bristol The
state line is supposed to run along the
main street of the town, and settle
ment of the disputed point is as far off
as ever. There are in Bristol two city
councils, two mayors and two sets Of
police
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-07-05
Sustain Home Industry
Calling for Rock Island
Brewing Co., Beer.
The Best Beer Made,
On Tap everywhere.
TRY IT.

The Rock Island Brewing Company, success
OrS to George Wagner's Atlantic Brewery, l.
Huber's City Brewery and Rable & Stengers
Rock Island Brewery, as we'll as Julius Junge's
Bottling Works, has one of the most complete
Brewing establishments including Bottling de-
partment in the country. The product is the
very best. Beer is bottled at the brewery and
delivered to any part of the tr-cities, and may
be ordered direct from the head offices on Mo-
line avenue by Telephone.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-07-05
Kheumatism Curet in q neu.

.'Mystic Cure" for rheumatism and
neuralgia radically cures IN vme to
three days. Its action upon the sys
tenn is remarkable and mysterious.
1t removes at once the cause and the
disease Immediately disappears. The
first dose greatly benefts-75 cents.
Sold by
OTTo GRoTJAN, Druggist,
Rock Island.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-07-05
SIDE TALK.
| Matters That are Not FuIIy,Covered by the
Official Report of the Council.

Matters That are Not Fuiiy.Covered by the
Official Report of the Council
At the meeting of the city council
on Monday evening Mayor Medill re-
appointed j. w. Welch and Walter
johnson as members of the public
library board, and also named DR.. C.
{. Carter as the third member in place
of j. H. Southwell, whose term ex-
pires. They were all confir med
unanimously. M. M. Sturgeon was
then on motion of Aid. Corken given
permission to address the council on
behalf OF numerous Third avenue
property holders in regard to the new
sidewalk ordinance. He outlined
what he claimed was discrimination
on the part of the city and hardships
to property holders in having these
walks laid, to which Aid. Corken
made explanation. In Mr.. Stur-
geon's opinion the directors had a
good case if it came into court to
fight it, but this he did not think it
best to do. He thought the matter
could be arranged satisfactory to
everyone without litigation. What
the people wanted, he said, was
uniform and easy grade that would
be just as good for the city and
would work no hardship to poor peo-
pie.
Rock Islands Population.
Reports of the different city officers
were made. among which is that of b.
IL. kimball, who has just finished the
school census, which shows the total
nImber OF inhabitants to be 1867.
against 1880 in 1891, gratifying
increase indeed. The population by
wards is as follows:
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-07-05
Grand Excursion to Peoria.

The German Catholic societies will
have an excursion to Peoria to attend
tate convention on Sunday,
Round trip tickets $3.50.
an be had at George Koenig-
store, Adam Klotz's book
ris MAIDS butcher shop, and
os.' shoe store. Everybody
d
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-05-25
FROM HUBBARD.

| Some sickness in this vicinity.
The free show Friday night, amount.
ed TO but little.
Geo. j. Wolfer Is busy with bis bath
house which he Is erecting by his min
eral spring.
J.L. Calvert Ia building fence
around his block near the armory.
G. w. Noblett of Oregon City was in
town this morning.
Jas. Corbett passed through this
place last Saturday on his special car
attached to the Roseburg mail train.
Martin Pefiuir is taking holiday
this week.
Every business man should take q
daily newspaper If he expects to dc
business and compete with other live
business men. Moral: Subscribe for
the "DAILY JOURNAL"
We are glad to see the stand the
JOURNAL takes on the Chinese ques.
ton, as they are the curse Of this coIn.
try and partly responsible for the hard
times.
The ice cream social at the armory
Saturday night for the benefit Of the
church was a grand success, about $2l
being realized.
Jessen 4 Disbrow have the contract
for building the new hotel at Aurora.
1. G. Crawford, our worthy butcher
went to Portland Saturday.
w. J. Kuehl was at Aurora last week
finishing up a contract.
Henry Weslings has finished plant
Ing II twelve acre hop yard.
]. l.. Calvert has rented his hotel to
u party froa Butteville, who will take
possession about the first Of June.
Mr.. Myers, of Needy, Is shipping his
hop crop consisting of 23 bales, to Lon
don, England.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-05-25
The Wrong Turn.

Among the many stories told of
absentminded people, there is one
about the dreamy mother of young
American author, which is well au-
thenticated, but seems almost incred-
ible.
One evening when her son stopped
at the door of her room on the way
to his own, to deliver a message
which had been sent her, he discov
cred the old lady in the pitchy dark.
ness holding a match under the cold
water faucet.
When she "came to herself" in
response to her sons hearty laugh,
she admitted that she had lighted
five other matches and treated them
in the same way.
II was thinking about something
else," she said naively, land all ]
knew was that ! had to turn some
thing on before could light the gas.
And then she added, II don't think
1t was such queer mistake after
allw-Youth's Companion.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-05-25
Brave and Daring Blackbird,

Early one morning I was called to
the window by a great noise among
the bird people Of the garden and
saw the following scene: A young
blackbird was standing fascinated by
O. cat who was crouched under bush
ready to spring on him. An old black
bird on an lex close by was uttering
loud and agitated cries, and there
was q general cackle Of anger and
sympathy from the birds all around.
After q few seconds the cat sprang
on the young bird and held him
down. At that instant the old bird
came down on them.
There was a moments struggle,
the bird beating her wings violently
in the cats face, and, I think, peck
ing at her eyes. Then the cat jumped
back to her bush, the young bird
made off with long hops, and the
old one few up to the lick amid a
jubilant chorus of commentator
which lasted quite some minutes.
never saw this before, though Ihave
seen robin come quite close to cal
stalking another bird and scold and
flap its wings in her face. Cor. Lon
don Spectator.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-05-25
A pime.t, rsme.

Perhaps the most difficult geo.
graphical name In the United States
IL Youghiogheny, or gepy as 10 "
sometimes spelled, the name OF o
creek IN western Maryland and Penn.
sylvania Few besides natives of the
region pronounce IL with the chief
accent on the penultimate, and who
no essays 10 with the accent else
where finds his mouth filed with a
meaningless confusion Of vowels and
copsonapte. The frst syllable is
"Yough," pronounced "Yo, ;" with q
short 10" The second Is u" short,
the 20" following Is almost II not
quite unhemd In the mouth OF the
native, while the last two syllables
are those made familiar In ALE
ghany," though there IL even here o
question Of "a" long or "e" short.
The pronunciation Of Youghio-
gheny Ia, however, a simple matter
with the modern spelling compared
10 what IL must have seemed to the
stranger who met It with the old
spelling. On an ancient map of the
region the name is spelled "Yoghy-
yoyghgania. Doubtless this spelling
came nearer than that now in use tc
indicating aptly the Indian prontin
ciation of the name. Chicago Her
ald
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-05-25
from auBLtMfrf

Messfs. Hubbard and Mitchell Of sa-
lem. we're IN town last Monday.
Mrs. Parker Ia moving her household
goods 10 mebsma aud will hereafter
make her residences there.
A. r. williams went to.salem last
Thursday.
sam clover of salem 10 visiting hIs
brother PbilIlp Of this place,
Miss Mae White Of wbitesker was In
town Isst sunday.
John Heuberger and Frank Tate Of
4 rlumpb neigbbubood are attending
school at this place.
Mics Dora Benson Of Mscleay wac
visiting at this place last Sunday.
Mrs. wngbtmsn Is in Salem visiting
her son, tbs genial deputy sheriff Of tbls
county.
Messrs. HeonInger and Simmons, Of
Howell Prairie paid our town visit
last Sunday.
The Stayton boys came up last SuD'
day and played ball with picked nine
from this place. The result was an
easy victory for the Stayton club owing
TO the scattering play Of the home
team.
In spit. of the wind and rains and
bad roads the beef wagon Of Meyer d
Co. of Aumsville pays us visit now
and then.
The Sublimity Dramatic Company
gave IN entertainment at Stayton and
also at Turner last week. AT eacl
place the literary exercises were fol-
lowed by social dance.