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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
A Plausible Excuse.

Judge-Prisoner, you are charged with
tearing this mans ears. What have you
to say?
Prisoner-It's this way, your honor.
That man promised to pay me debt, and
I intended to take him at his word, but
alas! I'm SO short sighted that took him
by the ears Acknowledgements Blaetter.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
Entirely Helpless from Rheumatism.

The above statement made by Mrs. 8.
H. Ford, wife of Gen. Ford, can be
vouched for by nearly the entire popula-
ton of Corunna, Mich, her home for
years. She was for two years terrible
sufferer of rheumatism, being confined to
her bed most of the time, her feet and
limbs being 80 badly swollen she could
scarcely move. She was induced to try a
bottle of Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup. It
helped her, and two additional bottles
cured her. Price 81 per bottle, or six
for IS. Prepared only by the Charles
Wright Medicine o., Detroit Michigan.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10

no,v "a ma Heaithy and Happy.

How to ne Healthy and Happy.
Don't work S65 days in the year. Get
but into the sunshine. Take vacation
once in while.
II too busy to "lay of" last summer,
buy an excursion ticket at once, via Santa
Fe route. to Las Vegas Hot Springs, New
Mexico, and stop week or more at the
Montezuma hotel. Hot Baths, burro
riding, sunshiny days and hunting in the
mountains. September climate lasts all
winter.
For copy Of illustrated pamphlet, adj
dress @. T. Nicholson, g. +. T. A., A. T. q
8. =. B. b. Topeka, Kansas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10

How the Tale Ended.
Guide-In this castle, gentlemen, lived
the Knight Dagobert anc his beautiful
wife. The knights prowess was we'll
Tourist-Oh, do spare us long winded
story. Tell US the conclusion, and that
will be enough.
Guide-Al right. Here is the conclu-
sion:--And now, gentlemen, as have told
you such thrilling tale, I hope you will
give me trife with which to drink your
health.-Fliegende Blaetser.
If you have over-indulged in eating or
drinking take dose of Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
Notice for Publication,
Homestead No. Bolt.

LAND OFYICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
dan. +, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on March 2, 1898, viz: =
Patricia Garcia, for thel sw4 ne4, sk
nw4, sec. %, sch ne4, sec. q, tip. l4l,
r. lie.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon,
and cultivation of, said land, viz
Jose Dolores Martinez, Juan Manuel
Angel, Simon Segura, Eulogio Sandoval,
all Of Lamy, N. M.
A. l., MORRISON,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
A Woman's Four Wishes.

At twenty Wanted to get engaged-Did.
At Observation-Disclosures to get married.
Did.
At thirty-Wanted to get divorced-Did.
At forty-Wanted to get married again
Didn't.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10

The season for 1t.
"Did you read of that Boston society
girls fall out of third story window the
other day."
II did not, but I can we'll believe 1t.
This is the season when you must look
out for the falling of icicles."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10

That slight cold, of which you think SO
little, may lead to serious trouble with the
lungs. Avoid this result by taking Ayers
Cherry Pectoral, the best known remedy
for colds, coughs, catarrh, bronchitis, in
cipient consumption and all other throat
and lung diseases.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10

What She Needed.
The Parvenu-Ah, professor, won't you
tell me what books you think I ought to
get for winters course of readingf
The Professor-Certainly, A second
reader and spelling book.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
The College Graduate.

Many college graduates are excellent
oarsmen, yet do not know how to paddle
their own canoes when they 60 out into
the world.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
Didn't Allow for khrinkage.

DIUH zk1rUW 1O1 SH1 HHNuSC'
II declare, Jack, your hat comes right
down over your ears! Why don't you buy
hat that fits your"
"This hat fitted me when bought it,
but bought it before I swore off,"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10

l went to DR.. Hume. Ihad noticed, Of coursA
he papers, and when my brother who had used
his treatment advised me to take his treatment
went to see him. After examining me thoroughly
ne said he would cure me, and Immediately
began treatment. The result in my case was
simply that which happens in all DR.. Humes
cases l got we'll, Of course.
MISS Apprr FOREMAN.
Sis Diamond Ave-,
Highlands.
Dr.. Hume gives late London Hospital treat
mont. His Offices are Rooms 20l-2 Peoples Bank
Building, Denver, Colo.
Patients ut distance are treated a. succrss
fully a. those who visit the office. A carefully
vsparsd synptsn blank d sent 10 al applicants
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
When Your Eye strikes This Stop
and ReQd 1t.

The famous hot springs of Arkansas
world renownedsfor their health qualities
and as health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa
cifc railway. Sufferers of ''la grippe" in
Huenza, asthma and kindred diseases can
obtain relief by visit to this famous
sanitarium.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
The First Law Of Nature.

This self-pre.erva'ion is acknowledged to be,
and eople who adort arainst the encr 'ach s
of disease gcnni' medicinal .afe. uard, ac-
ere tied by exp rie ce and the sanction of ply
sicians, afford a happy illustrate, of the
wi>dpm of tn, saying, in the health they restore
and continue to enjoy. Among maladies.
against the growth of which Ho>tettrr's som
arh Bit FRS afford efficient protection, dis rs
of the kim vs. aud b adder are fraugnt " 18th the
utmost p,,il and exhibit grea obs macy when
opposed by ordinary IN ans. The Bit ers can
aid will snbdue them. No ties imOnl l.
stronger than this Used a. tn outset and per-
sistent Y, the best results may be expected. This
medicine also eradica e. liv r com, Ia MT. CO. :
.tipation. dy, pepsia, malaris, rhematism and
nervousness
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
A Linguist.

Money can talk in every nation, every
tongue, from Greenland's icy mountains
to India's coral strand.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
emit,

And perhaps some expense to save him
When the holidays came, as little pres
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10

Why do you endure the agony of dys.
pepsias Simmons Liver Regulator will
always cure you.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
The winter Girl.

The winter Girl.
She wears fur collars way up to her nose,
And the fur comes most down
To the hem of her gown:
But the footprints she leaves in the cold
winter SHOWS
Give the locker. on blues
At the thought of thin shoes.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
Natures Plan.

Natures Plan.
One thing at least in natures plan
Doth merit honest praise,
And It's that every mortal man
Hath seen some "good old days"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10

Simmons Liver Regulator is my only
family medicine.-Rev. j. NJ. Rollins,
Fairfield, Va,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
A Luckless spouse,

"A LuCKI6bB SpOuBcs
The lady who leads wee little dog
Is lucky, for thanks to her whim,
The spouse has to carry her bag and
umbrella. ..
So much the worse for him.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
NTfsdirected Benevolence.

He is man to whom there is reason
For thinking misfortune will surely
come.
Who at the joyful Christmas season,
Presents his neighbours boy with a
drum.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
A Dirty City.

A Dirty Cfty.
Crummer-It is hard to keep the streets
of city like New York clean.
Gilleland-Yes. The local politicians
spend so much of their time throwing
mud at each other.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
Can Not Resist It.

Gazzam-Old Soak is one of the most
inveterate gamblers ever saw. ..
Hazzam-You are right. Why, when
he is alone he plays solitaire for the
drinks. t'~
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
Love and Lose.

I've felt what it's to love and lose,
And what it is to have the blues,
But that at which my heart most bled
Was what it costs to win and wed.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10

Simmons Liver Regulator is medicine
endorsed and used by physicians and
druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10

Albuquerque Foundry & Machine Comply
r. r. Hail. Secretary and Treasurer
PULLE3s, CRATES BARS, Rabbit METALS, COLUMN
AND IRON FRONTS BUILDINGS
REPAIRS ON MINNIE AND MILL MACHINERY a SPECIALLY
Albuquerque. New Mexico
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10

She Caused Him to Give Up smoking,
To show him her love in q manner pleas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
A box of cigars she gave him.

e1I b
The first one she tried from his eye drew
q tear
He threw down the weed with SILVER;
II happened to be the first day of the year,
So he swore of smoking forever.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10
Notice Of Sale ON Execution.

Henry S. Bucknan, plain Assump
tiff. District
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-10

So much the worse for him.
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Dated, Santa Fe, N. NJ, January 3, A
A. 1898.
The evening call., 1893-06-21
RESPONSIBLE.
Coroner's Jury Hold Four to
Answer.
They Charge the Government With
Being UnbusInesslike and Repre-
hensibIe in Not Providing Skilled
Superintendence of Repairs.

WASHINGTON. D. c., June H.-After being
out two hours the jury returned a verdict set
ting forth that Frederick B.rLoftus came TO
his death by the disaster at Ford's theatre
building, June 8; that George W. Dant was
contractor under the government for the
work in progress which caused the disaster
and all circumstances connected with the
accident. and find that Frederick c. Aims
worth. in charge of the building. William q.
Covert. superintendent, Francis Sasse, engi-
neer. and George W. Dant, contractor, are
responsible for the killing of Lotus. The
jurors further find the failure of the govern
ment to provide for skilled superintendence
of work or repair and alteration of its build
ings in charge of the war department is most
un nbusnesslike and reprehensible, and are OF
the opinion if such hsuperintendence had been
provided in case of work on Ford s theatre
the awful tragedy might have been averted.
Coroner Patterson decided not TO issue
warrants at once, in order TO give the ac-
cused opportunity to obtain bail.
Colonel Ainsworth has already secured
| bondsmen. Contractor Dant is very Ill at
| his residence.
The evening call., 1893-06-21

Bank cashiers and 'tellers are ia
variably great stickleEs for identified
tior. Even when their Judgment.
aided BY sOnaa peculiar circumstance,
tells them that an absolute personal
iden1ifcation is unnecessary they in
sist upon gong through the form
A gentleman of high character, who
lives in New York, feund himself
obliged to get a draft chashed at a
bank in a smaA, New England town
some slime ago The town wGs the
place O. the gcGtleman's early home,
and he was known and Sespected by
almost every resident But the tel
Ter, after elancing at the signature
on the draft said brisky: y ou
will have to be identified"
"Don't you know me?" &Sked the
mresenter Of the draft
mo, sir" replied the teller.
"Well, am acquainted with
ptatty nearly everybody iE town. :"
said the gentleman. There is Nj.
h" mentioning the name Of the
leading me1chanI Of the place, whose
@I1EC NdS a @CW ANhS II Al VIC A@A AA-I~
IAN right said the teller 0bliE-'
ingly. II viii go over there with
YOU and locking the money drawer.
he put on his hat and walked across
the street with the presenter Of the
draft The merchant was summing
himself in the doorway Of his store
"Say. do you know this MANI" asked
the teller. Yes sir, am proud to
know Him" was the quick reply.
Without another word the teller re-
turned 10 the bank and cashed the
draft The New York man, cOnsid-
erably amused, asked, as he pocketed
the money: rs that what you call
identification? Why, you did not
even ask Mr.. H what my name
was"
'.Oh, that's all night" answered
the teller genially. II just wanted
TO find somebody who knew ycu -
New York Tipes
The evening call., 1893-06-21
Another Pension Order.

WASHINGTON. d. c., June 21.-An order
has been issued by Secretary Lochren, of the
pension bureau, and approved by Secretary
Smith, with view to prevent fraud IN max
ing applications for pensions. 1t has been
the custom of certain pension attorneys IN
different parts of the country to file appllca-
tions for clients, using printed torms,'all OF
the matter contained in the applications beng
in print except the name, regiment, etc. by
this means it is believed the applicants have
been induced by unprincipled attorneys to
swear to false statements of facts. Zone OBJ
iect have in view in issuing the order" said
Secretary Smith, sis to get at the truth"
The following is the order: SIN the pre-
paration of testimony in support of claims
In pension cases, all statements affecting a
particular case must be written or prepared
10 be typewriter in the presence of WIT
ness. and from his oral declarations then
made to persons who then reduce to testl-
mony to writing, or then prepare the same
to be typewriter. And such testimony must
embody the statement by the witness tha'
such testimony was all written or; pre-
pared for writing (as the case may be- IN
| his presence and only from his oral state
ments then made: stating also time, place
| and persons. when, where and to whom al
| made such oral statements, and that In mad
| ing the same, Tie did Eot use, and was go
aided or prompted 10y any written, O
! printed statement or recital prepared OF in
} dicated by any other person: and not at
| tached as an exhibit TO his testimony. An!
needless deEay in the preparation of sucl
testimony, after such oral statement by wit
| ness, or III forwarding the same to this bu
reau: and any material alteration. or erasure
will be cause for rejecting such testimony.
The evening call., 1893-06-21
N,arunrs Pensioners.

T9pKKA, June H-The old soldiers of Kan
sas are Ibsing dropped from the rolls at q
rapid rate. 1t is said that the number of
suspensions averages over fifty week. The
first information the pensioner ceceives is
letter from the department informing him
that hisGame has been dropped pending an
investigation. The anxious pensioner Is
given ne explanation and usually uttererly
In the dark asto why he has been dropped.
HardlY.a dayipasses that number OF old
soldiers from various parts of the state do
not come to Topeka to get information, if
possible, about the pension that does not
come. Asa rule it is almost impossible 10
get any definite information fS9m the United
States pension agency in this city. The work
is done at Washington. Pension Agent
Kelly declines tG talk to the newspaper men
about At.
The evening call., 1893-06-21

We have ministers who are making more OF
our medicine than they do off their preach
ing. We have teachers who took an agency
to kill time during vacation. Their vacation
has never ended. They have never done
anything since but sell our medicine. Do
not miss this opportunity. Apply for the
agency at your town or locality before some
body else does, and order at least one box
and test it, at $l.00 ard get our terms to
agents.
We have 100 County and Local agents in
the state and want as many more.
This is the last time that you will see this
ad. Cut it out and save it and send dollar
Immediately for a box of "Our Native
Herbs" and pamphlet describing your dis
ease and how to cure it. Write your name
and address plain on your envelope, as we'll
as in your letter and address
The evening call., 1893-06-21
a Chapter on Pettlcoats.

4 or course she who leads in the
world fashionable has petticoats ga
lore. each one different from every
other. There is one for her walking
gowns. another for her ''at home"
and yet another, which is an addition
de luxe, which is used exclusively for
evening wear, besides those to be
worn with the tea gown and the
dressing sack Then, too, there are
exquisite petticoats disigned ex-
pressly to be worn with dancing
gowns. For example, one of pale
pink chiffon made over fbundatlbn
of white silk. The chiffon is laid GA
lin deep tiounces under bands of white
silk embroidered in white. Another
pretty skirt toAbe. worn with a dane
ing costume is of rainbow silk hn-
Esished with three tiny ruff1es, one of
blue. one of pink and one of yellow
HowevefH after 'all, the white petit
coat remains dea- to the sweetest and
|, daintiest women. With its soft
founces of embroidery or lace it has
about it freshness that silk cannot
| rival
The evening call., 1893-06-21
nor,t .Iumr Out ,n \ Runaway.

"The horses were stopped a few
PAGES farther on, a formula in such
cases almost as invariable as HE did
not know it was loaded" is in another
form of disaster. 1t was so in the
case of Mrs. Pendleton, and in that
of Nine. Van Leon, who met her
death in tlatfway at Nice at the be-
ginning of the present season, and in
a host OF other instances Ten years
ago chanced TO be in a carriage
when the driver having left his box
the hOrses ran away.
/ did not jump out, and so passed
through that unpleasant experience
without so much as q scratch. only
meEtion it to prove that l know
something about the peril Of which !
write, andtso am competent TO express
an opinion on the subject. Had the
young and popular heir of the dynasty
of OrleaEs only sat still when hl:
horses started in their mad career
the COmte de Paris might at thl
moment be reigning over France -
Mrs. Lecy Fl. Hooper
The evening call., 1893-06-21
KNOWLEDGE

Rrings comfort and improvement and
Iii III to personal enjoyment when
fsrl fsss.ly used. The many, who live bet
Y b tban others and enjoy life more, with
8 7. expenditure, by more promptly
,Ssnting the worlds best products to
II sf needs Of physical being, will attest
n value to health Of the pure liquid
syatiye principles embraced in the
ssmedy, Syrup Of Figs.
IL excellence is due to its presenting
!, The form most acceptable and pleas
IT i 10 the taste, the refreshing and truly
Sspefcial properties Of perfect lax
siye: @ effectually cleansing the system,
Gspelling colds, headaches and fevers
md permanently curing constipation,
f has given satisfaction to millions and
net with the approval Of the medical
DrOfession, because it acts On the Kid
reys. Liver and Bowels without weak
euing them ard It is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in soc and 81 bottles, but it is man
91factured by the California Fig Syrup
q. only, whose name is printed On every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
The evening call., 1893-06-21
Every Bell to Ring July 4.

CHICAGO, June 21.-The committee In
chargeof the, Columbian liberty bell is at
present earnestly engaged in the projection
OF "a plan which if the consuIr nation hoped
for is reached. will make Chicago for twenty
four hours of July 4, 1893. the center of the
civilized world. At noon thft day the Col
urrban liberty hell, which will be rung for
the first time, and the Object for which the
cCnrmittee is striving is to have every bell
wAsere at is possitl le throughout the country
to ring IN connection with thas champion of
freedom. If all goes we'll. and favorable re-
ports have been received from all quarters,
that cday will marx an epoch IN history.
The evening call., 1893-06-21

ToIpRnA, June 2.-J. B. Watkins, the we'll
known mortgage dealer of Lawrence, has
commenced proceedings in ahe supreme
court to- test the disputed points in the mort
gage redemption law passed by the recent
legislature. The main question 20 be passed
upor is whether the new Law applies to exist
ing contracts. Mr.. Watkins case is brought
up fram the district court of Rice county in
which Judge Bailay, q popuGst, decided
that the law applieds-o existing contracts the
same as to mortgages made after the law
went into effect. Three other district
judges have decided the other way. de-
cision will be reached il three or four
months
The evening call., 1893-06-21

Fever and ague, and its congener, bilious re
mittent besides affections Of the stomach
liver and bowels, produced by miasmatic air
and water, are both eradicated and prevented
by the use of HostettorS Stomach Bitters.
purely vegetable elixiE, indorsed by physf
cians, and more extensively used as remedy
fer the asbove class of disorders, as well ss for
many others, than any medicine OF the age.
A langaid circulation, torpid state OF the
liver q want of vital stamina, are conditions
peculiarly favorable to malarial diseases
greet preventive which. by invigorating the
system and endowing it with regularity as
well as vigor, pUovides 1t with resisting
pCEEsr which enables il to withs tand disorders
not only of a malarial type, but host OF others
towhich feeble ana i'll regulated systems are
subject. The Bj1ters safe as wen as
searching eradicant, and have widely super
seeded that dangerous drug, quinlne, which p@t
lates but does not eradicate malaria
The evening call., 1893-06-21

BALTIMORE. June 21.-The pope's letter OF
the American school question i now IN the
hands Of Cardinal Gibbons. II cof4n1anos
Catholic parents b. procure truly hr1-TIAn
and Catholic edue2 ton for their children,
ana 10 shield and secure them throughout
childhood and youth from the dangers Of Z
merely worldly education hy serdIag them
70 paruchiaI or other truly Catholic schools
The pope doe not condemn or treat ~ath
indifference the public school, but desires
rather by the Joint action Of civil and ecc4e-i-
gstical authorities there shall te pGDnc
schools in every state according &c the c4E-
cuIns.aneee Of The people require.
The evening call., 1893-06-21

coal miners st the Brighton mine held a
meeting and decided To return TO work at 81
& ton in summer. the ole price. and 81 .25 in
winter. coRanttee fnm the strikers sub
NJ tilted the pEoR1sition tE the OWneEs of the
Brighton zine, who informed the committee
they were not il a hurry tG resume operation
ami that no advance In summer or winter
welld be agreed To. The strikers froE- other
mixes are losing hope of a.settlement Of the
southern Kansas swouble aDl many Of them
are E bout ready to return 10 work when de-
sIrec by the mine operators.
The evening call., 1893-06-21
August.
Flower"

Miss G. @. McCLAvE, School
teacher, 753 Park Place, ElmiTa, N.
Y. This Springwhile away from
home teaching my first term in a
country school I was perfectly
Rretched with that human agony
called dyspepsia. After dieting for
twoweeks and getting no better,
friend wrote me, suggesting that !
take August Flower. The very next
day ! purchased bottle. lam de-
lighted to say that August Flower
helped me SO that I have quite re-
covered from my indisposition." q