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The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30
"A LITT.E NONSENSE"

-Watts-'.Are you detective or Just
en- everyday policeman" Officer Nc
I'm on tn night
foorce. indianapolis Journal.
Anxious Mamma-"Little Dick Is
upstairs crying with the toothache-'
Practical Papa-'-Take him around To
the dentists" Il haven't any money
You won't need any money, The
,oothache viii stop before you get him
there Tit Bits.
Diverse Opinions - Tanglefoot -
''Oh. isn't this waltz divineF'-Miss
Slnilax-"Weu. perhaps il is divine; but
it happens 20 be a polka instead of u
waltz. and the sooner your feet are ac-
quaiuted with the fact the better we
are likely To get along"
-A--"That' u rewly married couple. :"
B How do YOU know" Ale is
always stepping on her dress" b
What does that prove?" A-"Atter he
has been married for some time and
found out what a dress costs he viii be
more careful Fliegende Biatter.
He Was Rirht-.'Whsc menda-
cious duffer YOU are, Phibbs," said
D;bhS. .'You said this was an orphan
asylum. instead of which il IS an old
mems home" Well. you go in and
look for an old man who isn't an or
phan. You won't find him. Yankee
Blade.
You get youah clothes in deah old
Lunnon. too, see, said Gosling To Cod.
ling. If you'll pwomise not To tell,
II I & Ill ETTil
pwomiSe" II get them in Brooklyn.
! know a place there which gives You as
bad fl as you can get in Lunnon. -
y. \. Advertiser,
-He-.'Tm astonished that she
should have Tilted tairman and taken
up with kreesus. She always main
tanned that Fairman was an ideal
man" She-"Yes, but she was fully
aware that none but a real man could
furnish her with an esta blishment. -
Boston Transcript.
--Maude- "Oh. Charley (Sobs). I'm
afraid YOU don't love me any longer"
Charley Good gracious, my love.
what has put that into your hcad?'
Maude-" Because, dear. before we were
engaged it used to take YOU two hours
TO say good-by, and now il only takes
YOU ten minutes. Funny Folks.
You say You are professional
| man" said the kind-hearted woman to
the tattered but confident caller.
Yes m Dear me- don't see why
YOU don't work at your business then
Madam" was the diRnifed reply. I'm
professional after-dinner speaker.
The only way ter see me work j. ter
feed me. Washington Star.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30
hat Bob Learned.

''Vhat did you learn that's new in
school to-day. Bob?"
~ learned that the earth is round
like ball"
That ism. new. Columbus knew
that"
Well. It was new 70 ne" sad BIB
-Harper's Young People.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30

Drown the guns. outsound the bells.
In their rocking steeple.
While the chorus throbs and swe!lS
OF Il joyful people.
Hail the darling flag we sing
Pride of ali The nation.
Flag that never knew king
Freedoms constellation.
Biest be God, fraternal wars
Once for all are ended,
And the gashes and the scars
Peace and time have meuded
Massachusetts, Maryland,
Georgia and Nebraska
One, Columbia ) daughters stand
From Texas to Alaska
Flagstaff. masthead, swing It forth
Pledge of love unblighted!
West and east and south and north
Evermore united.
M. Woolsey Strykcr, in Chicago News
The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30

Belle though; vogi didu'. Ike Gen
evieve. and here voa are sending her n
box OF besutifEl Jack rosss-
Maud with feryorl-But wait until
you see how her leuon-coloTea cO-n-
plcxioa lopk- beside sssn.-CD jcSgo
gscord
The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30
THE NATIONS HOLY CAY.
Its Commem6re..on Establishes the Broth
erhood OF Man.

\ THIS glad
season, W he n
the earth feels
t h g thrill Of
renewing pow
er, when the
flowers re a C h
down into the
dark mold, to
gather up the
mysterious ele-
ments Of hid
den life, it is
fitting that our
thoughts turn
backward, and,
n / n r n / N p
The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30
On Ecnnc-- Rrn..

"I like 20 lunch with Bs-ows Eis
conversation Is very bright
That's al right. but :t's-chez7er 20
set il direct from the comic papers -
Uarucr's Bazar
The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30
An ECHO OF MEMORIAL DAx.

Chorus of Decorators - You've got
that flag upside down.
G. A. L. Neteran-Reckon I know
what I'm doin Bill, here, fell off
mule at Charlottesville an struck on
his head-Judge.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30

Mamma-What, Mark. have vou come
home to luncheon? | thought you took
your luncheon to school this morning.
Mark-Ies. m. did: but ate il all
up al recess.-Harper's Young People
The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30

Judge Weston lived in handsome
country residence just outside of the
thriving and fourishing town OF East
Vile he was sort of magnnte OF the
place and had large interests in the
active. busy town. Judge Weston had
always been the important parsonage
IT all the public events OF the city.
hastville WAS the most thoroughly
patNotic place in the country. and al
ways had great happenings on the
Fourth OF July and Washington 5 birth
gay The city had sent her regiment
70 the war and as Walter Weston. the
Judges son, was the organizer. the
judge paid the entire expense OF fitting
IT out, and Walter, but then a vounr
limb Of the law. was the colonel. F.st-
vile guards did great service and vrara
badly cut Up at Gettysburg IN .Ipl,-
1eoS- They We're reorganized and tool,
part n the bloody cnEagement O.. the
Wilderness in May, 1884. and tha.
battle was the last OF Walter Ws>for.s
service. He was badly wounded ana
he not only narrowly escaped capt,,ra
10y the enemy but his life was saved =
well by q private whose name he was
never able 10 learn. II was one of the,
remarkable and terrible experiences of
the war.
= az SONG .nlischaace Col. Weston was
The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30
The Sensible Course

Teacher-What is the meaning. OF
one-twenty-ifth?
Little Boy-i-I don't remember
Teacher-If you had TWENTY-FIVE
children visiting you. and only one ap-
pie for them. what wCrsld You do2
Little Boyd wait till they went,
an then e.. II rl~seI'. Good News
The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30
THE SONG OF The FLAG.

OIL a river wide
and strong.
Like the tides q
swinging.
Lift the mighty
foods OF song;
Set the mountains
ringing.
Run our lovely BAN
ner high
White and Grim
son glory.
Field as blue as
Gods own sky.
And every star a
story.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30

Where Creations Lady Leads
Mighty IL creations lord
In the panop'y Of war.
But hs isn't half so dig
EnteEiag in a trygoods stere
Truth
The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30

Hazel-D-ha. made sPaagson 90 in;o
business fo~ htzSslf9
Nut-e-Esd 70 Corl31t ge' JOG
saywhe-e--Cloak Review
The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30

Neil roses and dollhouse pansies over
she graves Of the dead soldiers instead
of your common barn-yard posies-
That's where YOU - better look for
Your thieves, Saws,son." and the old
Judge turned with half chuckle TO
his servant.
And if I find them they'll need to
have holes dug for them pretty quick, 3"
grumbied the old man.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1893-05-30
NOT A QUICK kNoTTEE.

Aunt 'Mans,y-So the Mary Ann
made sixteen knots an hour. did she?
Wa-al. ef ! couldn' tie knots faster <
that Ia stop knittin'. thet's certain
Judge.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-04-08
EIGHT-PAGE EDITION

- they realize the power Of the water com.
pany. the land company and the Northern
Pacific Railroad Company to embarrass
them financially once they set out on -
business mans trail"
Prominent members Of local labor or.
eanizations, Populists. who BY the main
body of the party are denounced as trai-
tors. many good business men and plenty
OF good, glib takers have climbed into the
water company's band wagon, and to-
gether with the company's newspaper
mouthpieces here are trying desperately
to get their opponents ION the rum"
As no registration is necessary to enable
men to vote, the whole management Of
the special election is susceptible to fraud.
In some wards this will be reduced to the
minimum BY citizens who will see that only
taxpayers or qualified voters vote. but in
tho heart Of the city repeating is expected.
The water company being the aggressor
in ITS efforts to sell, IL Is not at least ex-
pected to suppress illegal voting.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-04-08
ROSS PRxPAnrNa ron WORK.
Agent Eells Has Not Enforced His Ordov
to Remove the Tents.


TO Remove she Tents.
TACOMA, April 7.-[Special. Frank G.
Ross today landed q steamer load of sup
pines on the Puyallup Indian reservation
opposite this city. On Monday he expects
to put large force Of Indians to work
grading for railroad through the reserva-
tion. Today . number Of Indians went
over with tha steamer to be in readiness
for the start, and others walked from their
homes, along the beach to where the tents
have been placed, near the springs on the
reservation.
Indian Agent Eclls is not in the city,
having either gone to Californis or Wash.
ington City. As he left on the day on
which he peremptorily ordered Ross to re-
move his tents from the reservation, and
apparently took no steps to enforce the
order, it now seems to be taken for granted
that, as far as Eells is concerned, the gov
ernment will not attempt to prevent the
grading of a railroad by the Indians
through the reservation.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-04-08

vAcAvrILE, April The discovery has
Just been made that some ghouls have
gone to Vacaville cemetery and taken
from the coffin the body Of Mrs. John
Wells, wife Of prominent rancher Of the
valley. When discovered the body was
only partially in the coffin. The extremi.
ties were left protruding from the grave.
and the grave was then refilied. No clue
to the perpetrators can be found. though
it is thought from the tracks that several
rniscreants were engaged in tho affair.
The community is greatly excited. and .
lynching would probably follow the arrest
OF the guilty parties.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-04-08
THE BURNED KING 4AMEs.

Tug Fearlsss' Vain Cruise.
SANTA BAlBARA. Cal. April 7.-Capt.
Drummond and party from tho burned
ship King James arrived ct o'clock this
afternoon on the steamer Los Angeles
from the south. The men are now able to
DO around, but arc still weak. The cap
tain determined by referring 10 the charts
that missing sailor landed on one Of the
Channel islands, Santa Rosa island prob
ably, and he thinks he IL all right. An
inquiry will be held tomorrow for the pur.
pose of determining the origin OF tho fire,
whether the hold had been properly ven-
tilated to prevent spontaneous combus-
ton, and to finding out what the action Of
the officers and men was after leaving the
ship. The inquiry will be held before
British Vice Consul White Mortimer, Of
Los Angeles, and II. Il. Blake and T. Il,
Tare, of this city.
SAN LUIS ORfsPo, CAL, April THE
tug Fearless arrived ut Port Hartford this
evening after an unsuccessful cruise Of $50
miles about tho place where the burned
ship King James was abandoned. She
came in to obtain news. She had seen
nothing Of the wreck, and the captain
thinks the latitude and longitude given
him must have been erroneous. He will
await the arrival Of the steamer Los
Angeles tomorrow.
Upto 8 o'clock tonight the schooner
Big Loafer had not returned from the
islands where she went in search Of Sailor
William Senche, who landed on the
island on Monday from the captains
boat. 1t seems that the man had scarcely
any clothing on, and unless he reached
house within few hours he may have
died from exhaustion. 1t was ten or fl.
teen miles from the house where he
landed on the island, which 10 rough in
that vicinity. The court Of inquiry will
be held tomorrow at II .. m. II the In.
vestigation is concluded in time the men
will be sent to San Francisco on Sunday
night on the steamer Corona
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-04-08

STOCKTON, April 7.-Daniei Payton, aged
65 years, Who was member OF the board
OF health, died here suddenly OF apoplexy
this evening. He was once president Of
the Oregon state medical school at Salem.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-04-08
n. NJ. Buehman Dead.

san FRaycIsco. April I'M. NJ. Buck.
man, general ticket and passenger agent
of the Pacific Coast Steamship Company.
died today of pneumonia He had been
in the service of the company for twenty
tive years
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-04-08
SMUGGLING ON THE SOUND.

A Tac0mo Customs OmceP says the
Stories Arc Exaggerated.
TACOMA, April Especial. deputy
Collector Berry, of this port. said today:
am of the opinion that some OF the deputies
who have been furnishing the newspapers with
sensational and false stories about smuggling
will be asked to resign OF course thcre may
be some smuggling going on all the time, but
the full extent OF the smuggling business - NOS
SO very great after all.
The man and woman who presented
checks for the trunks containing opium
which were seized hero recently were ex-
pected here today, en- route for Port
Townsend, they having been arrested at
San Francisco when they presented the
checks for the trunks. One Of the trunks
seized contained large quantity Of isdass'
fine underwear. It is believed here that
tho parties calling for the trunks cannot
be convicted. - the ''dope" was NOT
actually found In their possession.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-04-08

minister to act promptly and advise the
department by cable. No effort is to b
relaxed in securing the legal rights Of
American citizens in Turkey.
No additional facts relating to the a.
sault upon United States consul In Peru
reported yesterday is in possession Of the
state department officials today. EfortI
to locate the scene Of the trouble have
thus far been fruitless. The cable com.
pany reports that tho name Of the place
vas not contained in the dispatch and
that there was no dropping out in trans
mission.
The treasury department il in easier
condition than it has been for several
months past, due largely to the increased
receipts from customs. During the condi-
ton OF tiehtness in gold, which is disap-
pearlng, there was no gold received in
payments Of customs duties, but gold In
considerable quantities is now paid. The
new gold in the treasury today was &, 292.-
OH. and it is being received daily in ex-
change for small notes, for which the
demand still continues good.
Secretary Carlisle today received from
Edwin Walker, chairman of the committee
on legislation of the Worlds Columbian
exposition. letter raising certain ques-
tions in regard to the sundry civil act, in
which is included the appropriations for
tho Worlds fair, asking especially for the
construction of congressional action au-
thorizing the coinage OF 5000, 900 souvenir
half-dollars for the benefit of the fair and
afterwards passing an act declaring that
the exposition must furnish security for
the payment of $570,sS0 appropriated for
awards. etc. The directors of the exposi-
tion are in doubt as to how to construe
these acts. Secretary Carlisle has re-
ferred the question to the attorney general
for decision.
Pensions have been granted to residents
OF the state Of Washington as follows:
Original-Joseph H. Parish George Rhines.
In tho Senate.
WAsHINeroN CIrY, April Each days
recurring session of the senate shows .
diminishing attendance of senators. At
the opening today the vacant chairs were
much more numerous than the occupied
ones. A call of the senate, however, had
the result Of gathering in forty-seven MEM
bers, four more than 4 quorum. A resolu-
ton providing for trip of the committee
on commerce to the Pacific coast for the
purpose Of deciding on the relative ad-
vantages of San Pedro and Santa Monica
for deep-water harbor was offered and
agreed to.
Voorhees, today introduced q resolution,
which was referred to the interstate COM
merce committee, reciting the decision in
the Ohio strike cases. and directing the
committee to report what legislation is
necessary to amend the interstate COM
merce act so 40 to protect the rights Of Or
ganized labor.
Hoar then resumed his speech in 6pposi-
tion to the proposed constitutional amend
ment for popular vote for senators. At
the conclusion of his speech the senate
went into executive session and soon ad-
iourned.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-04-08

EvERErr, April Z--[SpeciaLl-In the
lican nominees were inadvertently
omitted. As agreed upon the Democrats
have three councilmen and the Republic
ans threef with scrap" for the seventh
man. The Republican nominees agrssd
upon are: w. @. 6walwell. J. J. Nancy
and o. w. Murdock The Democratic
fusion nominees are as given. namely; e.
8. Thayer, w. 8. Gillespie and q A.
Swinsford. For the odd place the Rspub-
licans have nominated Samuel II. Nichols
and the Democrats Henry Hirtx.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-04-08

Bsrksntins Uncle John. Capt Peck. has
fnlsbed loading lumber az Smiths cove. ana
sailed yesterday for 5an Francisco.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-04-08

Lumber shipmsnts From the WesS OeasS.
HoouIAx; April z.-[spscial.j Shipped
ing 4.0sS.000 feet, and twsnty-sight car
loads to the Eastern market
Shipped from Willapa bay during the
month Of March. two cargoes Of lumber
aggregating 1.14e, 600 feet
The Irish standard., 1893-11-25

Continued On Eight 4 Page.
The Irish standard., 1893-11-25

Continued q On III shtll Page.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1893-01-27

Reports from Southern waters are al
most unanimous as to the unprecedented
number Of wild fowl. The cold weather of
the past four or five weeks and the re-
mArkable extent Of the fight of these birds
down the coast during the autumn are re-
sponsible for this abundance.
AT Palatka, Fla, large hawk lately
captured q young chicken. and in flying
over the town with his captive became
frightened and dropped it in front OF
market. 1t is said that the chicken was
| not hurt much by the fall and has taken up
its quarters in the store
Over 3, 900 acres of land in four town
ships Of the state Of Washington are held
by women, and FIVE or six more women are
holding claims in the same region waiting
q favorable time to prove up on them and
acquire patents. Some of the land ia under
cultivation, and the ranches bring IN
| comfortable income TO the plucky women
who own and run them
| The ice formations at Niagara Falls
are reported very handsome The ice
bridge formed from the spray is wonder
fol sight. 1t is many years since visitors
have been granted such sights
Tourists are fockIng to the Falls.
Nothing so good for affections Of the
throat and chest. Miss j. &. Newman,
Buffalo, n. Y, writes: I'VE think there
is nothing so valuable for coughs and
hnarsness as DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup.
Have used it in our family for the last five
years, and would not like TO be without 1t.
A man out West who attended late
dinner and ate heartily of roast beef tur-
key, chicken, Holsters, oysters, mince pie,
plum pudding, ice cream. cakes. nuts and
and raisins, was found dead in bed the fol
lowing day. The medical examiner report
ed that he died Of ''hesrt failure"
Cold weather requires every one to be
polite, therefore shut the door. Many a
case of pneumonia is caused by the foolish
habit of following to the front door friend
or relative and there wishing them good-by
while the currents of air are rushing past
you. The caller is warmly wrapped while
the house flower is not and consequently
endangers herself Do not say good bye al
an open outside door while there is room
in doors.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1893-01-27
DOCTORS LAKE
ARE YOU OUT OF SPIRITS!

Bad fix to be in around Holiday times.
Just try our wines and liquors You can
rsiso your spirits while letting them down!
Let US enthuse you!
Finch's Golden Wedding,
for medical and family use.
$l.00 per OF, or @ OTIS. for $500.
Doueherty, Guckenhemer, Large, Gibson,
Bridgeport, Mt. Vernon, Overbolt, Etc.
This is the only house not rcctifying in the
city. therefore our goods are warranted
pure. Goods secured packed and boxed
without extra charge. G. o. ID. and mail
orders receive prompt attention G'and
isther's Choi,e 3 years old, 900 per
gallon. Try us
R0ERT LEVIN,
Importer md Wholesaler,
1876 Water ST. Pittsburgh Pa.
Opposite Il & o X Il. Drp"t.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1893-01-27

Hrperdermic injections of morphia are
frequently prescribed by physicians for
cure of neural gis; but its effects are only
ephemersl and you will have to repeat the
injection every day. Discard this seduc-
tive enchanter. and use Salvation Oil.
which goes to the seat Of the trouble and
effects permanent cure.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1893-01-27
No Guess WorkFo or Dealers.

Max Klein, the well known liquordealer,
will, to Jan. l, 1893, give you the advsnt-
age of cash purchases in large quantities OF
all kinds of liquors, and especially so IN
Pure Rye Whiskies and California Wines.
California Port and Sherry, at 90 cents per
quart. California Brandy, so cents to 81 .5O
per quart Jamaica Rum, IS cents to 81 81
per quart. Pure Rye Whiskies OF any
make in Pnnnsylvania. six year old, $l.0C
per quart. quarts for $500. Silver Age
3 year old, ST so per quart or $500 pei
full case OF IL quarts. Duquesne, 81. "a
per full quart or u quarts for sl2 90. Gin,
an excellent stimulant for kidney COM
plant, IS cents to 81 so per quart.
All reliable goods, positively pure
Boxed and sent to any address. Send r
o. Order or Registered Letter. Price list
sent on application. Order early.
MAX KLEIN, 81 Federal Street, Allegheny
Pa
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1893-01-27
Consumption SureIy Cured.

To Tsr SDIroR:-- Please inform your readers
that i nsvs positive remedy for tho abovsDamed
disesse- b: timely use thousands Of hopeless
cases havo r. n permanently cured. shall DO glad
20 send t~J 'o'ties Of my remedy FREE 10 any Of
your readers Y - have consumption II they will
send mo thcii Lrprsss and p. o. address. Respect
suly. 7. H. 6lIUUk, u, C.<lsl PsAri B.. ~ y.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1893-01-27

rheumatism cured in dsy-"Mystic
cure" for rheumatism and neuralgia, radic
ally cures in to 3 days. Its action upon
the system is remarkable and mysterious
1t removes at once the cause and the dis
ease Immediately disappears. The first
dose greatly benefits. 10 cts. Sold by J. c.
Redick, druggist, Butler.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1893-01-27
Christians Piss-nls Ior CENT msn.

Among msHv us fBl pr - u OF
.su,Ienan. mat We have. srr str b
owirg:
Collar & cot set- Wh -p-hfss. -
sold.rs. traseier's cassr -haVtng
t.se-. smoker -rf-. photo rsss-.
uecktir cas~-. lap tablets. Pcrtefoli +
gold pers aad peucil-, pocket match
.sfes and stamp boxes. cigar boxrs.
pockrt cigar cases. bill books. ink
-tsnks. paper weights. paper knives,
hoe backing sets. I. untai9 p~ns.
Office calendars. di ries. sbaveing
minors. letter cases. toilet eases. nut
sets. soap boxes. fancy 81 itsr- silver
shavsing mug N.t-t,r'~ Int
Die; n,rs En-, rlopcdis Bfitsnni-
ca. nta .- L. 81 81 kind ef ~
bod'
CNu.V ID So sLtn. ~
j. n. DOUGLASS.
Ind Dusr v a r. q.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-10-26

CLAREsvILLE. Tenn, oct. 2G.-Therewas
an imposing ceremony at the unveiling Of
the Confederate monument at Greenwood
cemetery Hon. $. +. Wilson, of Gallatin,
was the orator of the day The shaft is OF
Vermont granite, forty-eight feet three
inches high and thirteen by nine feet at the
base A derateinfantrymani in bronze
ornaments the top, and on either side are
statues of a cayalrymau and artillerymau
On the front panel of the monument is
this inscriptions "In honor of the heroes
who fell while fighting in the army of the
Confederate states-lS6l-1SG5" On the re-
verse panel are these words: Though ad
verse fortune denied final victory to thei
undaunted courage, history preserves thei
fame made glorious forever. Confederate
memorial"