The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1893-11-10
GLIMPsEs OF LIFE.
A Matter Of Doubt.

| Mhtter Oh DOuOt.
Mrs. F-Your former servant girl wants me
to hire her. Is she honest and reliable?
! Dressmaker-I can't say. have sent her
to you with your bill five or six times, but she
has never brought me back my money
Texas SIftings,
Buckingham's Dye for the Whskers Is q
popular preparation In one bottle, and colors
evenly brown or black. Any person can
easily apply II at home.-adv.
why Not?
Bobby--Pa, do they call a young eagle an
eaglct?
Pa-Yes, Bobby.
Bobby-Then ! suppose little bull Is a
bullet.-l Judge.
"A chemical success and medical Triumph
so speaks an eminent physician in reference
| to Ayers Cherry Pectoral: and the elogy was
none too strong. No other medicine 10 so safe
and eflicacious In all diseases OF the throat and
Ilungs.-adv.
A Formidable job.
"James,' said Mrs. Swizzles sternly.
flames, why did you come home at o'clock
THIS mornine?'
was figuring totals on your dressmaker's
bills, my lOve.' said Mr.. Swtzzles with en-
phasis, while the sweet calm uf home became
accentuated by deeper silence.-[ Chicago
Tribune.
Mornings eecham's Pills with drink OF
Water-adv.
Getting at the Cost.
Wheeer-Doctor, wish you would make
out my bill.
Doctor--I thought you weren't ready to
pay it now.
Wheeer-Pn not, but a fellow Just asked
me what my new bicycle cost me. and can't
tell him until hear from you -[Truth.
For Over Fifty Years
MRS. WINsLOw's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for children teeth,ng. Ii soothes the
child, softens the gums, allays all pain. cures
wind collie, and is the best remedy for
DiarrhGa. Twenty-Five cents bottle. Sold
by all druggists throughout the world.-adv.
Too Nice to Last.
Peddler-Is the lady of the house In?
Mr.. Newlywed-Yes; but there isn't a !
thing In the wide world we want.
Pedder-All right sir; I'll call again when |
the honeymoon Is .-[Truth.
chow to Cure All Skin Diseases"
Simply apply SwAYNE's OINTMENT" Nc In
ternal medicine required Cures letter, eczema, |
itch, all eruptions on the face, hands. nose. &C.,
leaving the skin clear, white and healthy. Its
great he ,iing and curative powers are possessed
by no other remedy. Ask your druggist for !
SWAYNE'S OINTMENT.
Rights and Let's.
Rector's Wife-You ought to avoid even the
appearance OF evil. do you, yourself, think
the girls who dance are right?
Belle of the Parish-They must be. know
The girls who don't are always left.
Do not suppose that because 1t is re :om
nended for animals that Arnica & OIL
Liniment is an offensive preparation. 1t
Will not s.ain clothing or the fairest skin.
XenophOn Sized up.
Professor-To what did X,nophon owe bis
equation?
Student-Princlpally to tie fact that his
lame commenced with Y and came In so
randy for headlines In alphabetical copy
looks.
JSE DANA'S SARSAPARILLA," IT'S
1.-THE KIND THAT CURES.
A Dangerous Disease.
Anxious mother-Yes. ane is very sick, I
on't hope for her to get well. The doctor (
avs she has torpedo liver. I
Every Tobacco Chewer
hould provide himself with bottle of So
,ODUNT. SO that when he calls upon the la .,
les he can rinse his mouth and remove the
dor which hovers around the person of the
Icolized, Not alone for its aroma ~ 1t waltz
Bile, but as a curative and preservative of q
he teeth 1t is unsurpassed.