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The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

ITO LET-Second story in Kent bakery oppo-
Il site Custom House on Fore St., with or
without power. First Class location for carpen-
ter shop. Apply at G0UDY s KENT'S, cor.
Pearl and Milk st. 1871
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

ITO LET-At No. 10 Bramhall street in new
Il house, four or five rooms or a suite of
rooms pleasant location, near Western Prone
made. References given aud required. Ill
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

EOR SALE-A two story frame house and
TOR $27 per month. A good investment as the
property Is in location where it is always oc-
cupied. BENZ. SHAW, 511a Exchange st.
I'll
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

WANTED-Ladies desiring positions now
w open in Chicago such as clerks, type.
writer's, salesladies, Office assistants, domestic
self addressed stamped envelope for full partic-
ulars. FEEMAN s. CO., 81 Clark ST., Chicago.
Oil
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

EOR SALE-The stock and trade of variety
u store in one of the largest and most thriv.
ing villages in Oxford county. VIII sell sucn
part of the stock as the buyer may want, and
Possession given Immediately. Inquire of O. j.
WALKER & CO. Att
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

ITO LET-Lower tenement No. IA Winter
Il street, in best of repair to small family;
large yard in rear. Apply to JAMES kAIN.
No. 119 Commercial street. TD.tf
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

ITO LET--Tenements in various parts of the
4 city. One with stable. Prices from S. to
$17 per month. Also for sale houses in Port
land, Deerfng and Cape Elizabeth by J. 9.
WOODMAN, 1862 EXchange street. 1911
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

ITO LET-An upper tenement of six rooms
l. aud bath roetih N the western part of city.
Very pleasantly located, sun all day. Apply at
311 SPRING ST. 1871
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22
o, this dull. depressing headache,

o, this dull. depressing headache,
That won't wear off;
This hawking and this splitting.
And this hacking cough.
I've lost my sense of smelling,
And tastes going, too.
know catarrh's what ails me,
But-what shall do?
My hacking and my hawking
Keeps up a steady din;
I'm haunted by the fear that
Consumption may set In.
feel supremacy wfetched
No wonder Pm blue
know my health,s failing,
But-what can do?
Do? Til tell you what to do, my friend, If
you'll lend me your ear minute. Go down to
the drug store and buy DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. and take it according to directions
given, and you'll soon find that this miserable
headache is a thing of the past; the hacking.
hawking and splitting. SO disagreeable to others
as well as yourself. will come to an end, and in
short time you will feel like new man. A
new man-think of that-and all for fifty cents,
which is the price Of DR.. Sages Catarrh Remedy
the unfailing cure for this terrible disease.
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

FOR sALE-A two tenement house on Beck
Sebago. Nice view Of harbor; good bargain.
Also the 4-story brick house No, aIe Cimber-
land street, bargain to close. N. 8. GARDI-
NER, 1856 Middle street. 2O.1
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

FOR sALE-Steam laundry, doing busi-
~ ness of $780,, figure out the proft on
strictest investigation, city of SO 900 and no
other laundry, 81 500 if sold this week, no
such bargain ever offered in Massachusetts.
ton. i'll
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

ITO LET-Store 23O Middle street, also tene-
l. ment of or rooms over said store,
convenient for small family. NJ G. PALMER.
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

FOR sALE-one square hack, two elaren-
alls top puggies, one and two seated bssch
wagons, one Concord wagon. all in first class
order For sale Of Stables, eT Cangress St.
FERNALD & SAWYER, the Stablefs. 1872
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

ITO LET-A very pleasant rent of five sunny
4 rooms at 90 Franklin street. opposite
Lincoln Park. Ring right hand bell. Price
reasonable. 1871
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22
WATCH REPAIRING.

E,OR SALE-The Perfect Filter. Ifyou wan
Il good health drink pure water. and If YOU
want pure water. use the Perfect Filter. The
F1lters are Hcelving the highest communications
ALEXANDER, % Monument Square
Mar 27 tt
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

Two Views.
"Iwonder," he said, bitterly, after the case
was decided against him, whether it is posi-.
BILE for man to get justice in this country"
At the same moment the man in whose favor
the case had been decided was remarking to
his lawyer:
ut is impossible for one to have anything bnt
the profoundeSt respect for the wisdom and
Justice that mark the decisions of our judges"
New York Press.
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

EsOR sALE-The residence Of the late john
II E. Dow No. 10 Myrtle street. House 10
imperfect repair and cab be seen each da9 this
week from 10 to IL O'Clock a. N. fS-l
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

EOR SALE-A fine gold watch that strikes
4 the hour and quarter, mAdS BY Jules Jur-
JOHNSON, jeweler, under U. S. Hotel. Monu.
ment Square. 1871
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

ITO LET-Unfurnished pleasant second
Il story front room with alcove, also large
back room adjoining viii let them together
or separately. No. VERNON PLACE. 1874
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

ITO LET-In new house, No. 50 Beckett
Il street, lower fiat of five rooms. pantry and
fine cemented cellar, $14 per month. Address
A. E. MARKS, WQQdt0rdS, Me. 1871
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

NOR sALE-Houses for sale; prices $500
= $1,000, si sa $780, $iAo9, 1890.
$4,000. BY J. @. WooDMAN, 105N Ezckanse
street. lei
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22

E,OR sALIs-1ooo second hand wool horse
IL collars. all sizes, also second hand double
and single harnesses. Will be closed out at q
bargain. Is SILVER ST., City. lei
The Portland daily press., 1893-04-22
CLOCK REPAIRING.

OsSSN NeI AuNuNAs
I HAVE made speciality of clock repairing for
q years and am familiar with all its branches.
My prices are reasonable, my work strictly rstclass
Drop me postal and will send for Your clock
n Mc9k5ENNEY, the Clock Maker IS Free st., near
Ml1die 81. mar16dtf
ENGINE AND BOILER COMBINED
~ Two horse. power upright engine and
four II. P. boiler. Also several coils of
pipe for steam heating. All used but little and
IN good condition Call ON or address z. L,
COOLING, Treasurer Casco Paper Box Co.
janfg-tf
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1893-08-10
W edding Bells.

Tru,sEl.I- CARTER. George c. Trussell
and Miss Carrie Belle Carter We're married
At the home Of the brides parents, Mr.. and
Mrs Fl. 81. Carter, Sunday, in the presence
of few immediate relatives, by Rev. q. +.
Tufts Mr.. Trussel! is one OF Belfast 3 rising
Young men, being head clerk in W. 0. Poor
r Sons drug store. The bride is an accom-
nlished and educated young lady The young
orple start out with the best OF prospects,
which it is the wish Of their many friends
fThe Journal included) may be fully real
iZed
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1893-08-10

Or >1RE KNOXVILLE. Messrs. Charlie and
Willie Swazey of Newburyport Mass, who
are visiting here, gave a party at Grange
hall Tuesday evening TO their many Mont
VILE friends. =. lawn party was given at
Mr., Leoard Carriers Wednesday afternoon.
Mr.. Thomas Erskine, who was gored by
4 bull is able to be ont again. Mrs. Kate
Harmon Of Midaleboro, Mass, is the guest
~ her sister, Mrs Fred Warehouse. Mr.
Z K Richards If Washington, d. q, is Wis
j ting Al Mr. ] o. Bartlett's.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1893-08-10

Sporadic mackeIel ale eaa9Al "A the by
arm it is hoped they may soon become ELL
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01
T z RMS.
Sale Register.

Feb'y 25.-Nrs. Jacob L. Page. will sci
at her place efresidsnce in Monroe to wn-
ship, 3 miles south of Rvendsle, at 10
O'Clock A. NJ, blsek mare. one muIe 4
years old, two year old colt, cows, l
heifer, farming implements Of all kinds
and many other articles.
March Ist-william Graybill will sell a,
bis place in Fsystte township, horses, cat
tle and farming implements.
March 6.-Joseph G. Long, Assignee Of
Ezra Smith, will sell on the farm of the As
signor in Fayette township, at ls O'Clock
A. n, two good work horses, two good
mares, two colts, three cows, five young
cattle, SOW, shotes, and all kinds of farm
ing implements, household goods, &c
March 9-Thursday-A. W, Sieber and
wife, will sell at Bunkertown, IN Fayette
township, horses, cows, II young cat
tie all Jerseys, SOW, l3 shotes, farming i'm
Plsments and household goods. Sale at
10 "A u. James C.veny, Auctioneer.
March l7.-Robert Patton will sell on
the Wilson Gross farm, two miles west OF
Thompsontown, six herses, two cows,
eight young cattle, one four horse wagon
one Oliver chilled plow, harrow, three
front gears, collars, brides and other arti
cles. Sale at 10 O'Clock A. NJ. A. Fl.
Snyder, Auctioneer; n. L. Kinslo, Clerk.
March-Tuesdsy On Tuesday the 2lst
day of March, 1898, at 10 O'Clock A. NJ,
Joseph Rothrock, two miles east of Miffiin-
town, horses, COWS, young cattle, fine
sheep, let OF hogs, farmin. machinery and
implements OF sll kinds, household goods,
etc. II. Fl. Snyder, Auctioneer.
March 22.-Otis Rumbergsr will sell at
his place of resid ence at Locust Run, Walk
sr township, horses, cows, young cattle,
sheep, farming implements and household
and kitchen furniture. ale to common ce
at 10 O'Clock A. ".
March 2i.-uenry W. sieber will sell at
his place, milo east of Mitiintown, horses,
cattle, machinery and farming impleu ents
OF all kinds. Sale at 10 A. ".
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01
state College Invitation.

The Pennsylvania State College
invites the public to visit the new
diary school, at the State College,
Centre county, Pa. at any time dur
lug February or March. H. j. Wal
ters, professor of agriculture should
be notified when persons expect to
be at State College.
The following statement of the
dates on which matters of special in
terest will occur may assist prospsc-
tive visitors in deciding as to when
they can come with the greatest
profit to themselves
February-All the month, cheese
making; Babock test of milk, and all
waste products.
March-All the month, home diary
methods; Babcock test of milk and
all waste products.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01
Legal.
A UDITOR'S NOTICE.

Estate of Jacob Brubaker, dec ceased
The undersigned, appointed by the Or
phans' Court of Juniata County, Auditor
to settle and adjust the account Of Solomon
Brubaker and John N. Brubaker, Admins
traitors of the estate Of Jacob Brubaker,
late of Delaware township, deceased, and
to make distribution of the balance remain
ing in the hands of the said Administrator
to and among those legally entitled to the
same, will sit for tho purposes Of his sp-
pointment. at his sflce in the borough of
Miff1intown, on Thursday, the 18th day or
February, 1898, between the hours of ten
O'Clock A. NJ, and four O'Clock P. NJ, whs n
ard where all parties interested must be
present and present their claims or be for
ever debarred from participating in said
fund. WILL l.. HOPES.
Jan. 10, '9S. Auditor.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01
MARRIED d:

RUMBERGER - MASBBcK. On the
oath ult., by Rev. E. E. Berry, Otis
E. Rumberger and Cora A. Manbeck
HoovER-WAGNER On the 10Th
ult., bv Rev. J. R. Henderson, Viii
liam Hoover and Minnie Wagner.
GINGERICH-BEAsHoR.-On the Goth
ult., by Rev. J. A. Meyers, U. S.
Gingerich and Mary Francis Beashor.
WooDwARD-M McCAHAS - On the
26th nit, by H. G. Holloway, D. D.,
Emery ". Woodward and Emma r.
McCahan.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01
uIFFLINTOwN MARKETS.
.HIIsrowN, February ], 1923

PHILADELPHIA MARKETS, January 80,
1S93.-Wheat 73 to 7Sc; Corn 81 to
53c; Oats Al to 42c; Live chickens,
hens IL to 12c a ID; roosters to Sc
a lb; Ducks II to 13c ID; geese IL
to l2c a lb; turkey IL SO 12c lb;
Butter, western creamery 25 to 34c;
Pennsylvania creamery 25 to 32cts;
June creamery % to 24c: imitation
creamery % to &c; hand packed 20
to 25c; Eggs, fresh, 35 to Bic; Su-
gars to SIC lb; Cloverseed IA to Is
cents lb; calf skins 10 to 75c a piece;
Sheep skins soc to 81; Beef cattle
81 to 81; Thin cows $40 to $40;
Mich cows $25 to $50.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01

but 80 hours after the accident. The
funeral was held from the residence
of Asa Patton on Sunday. The lad
was an orphan, his father the late j.
a. Ebersole, of Liverpool township
having BEEN killed some six years
ago, while at work wood-chopping
and peeling bark in the mountain by
tree falling on him.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01
A SUMNER NORMAL SCHOOL.

do respectfully inform the public that
Professor osiah J. Ealer, Jr., and the IN
dersigned, will conduct a
Sum mer Normal
in the Mifllin Academy Building, during
the Spring term Of 1898. The session will
begin on April 8rd, 1898, and con-
tinue for eleven weeks.
The TEACHERS CLASS" will consist
only OF such persons who desire to prepar .
themselves for the County SuperintenIent's
summer examinations, and We shall end cav
or to make the instruc tion as thorough and
practical a. possible. Those who wish 10
study Latin, the Higher Mathematics, Gen.
sral History, Rhetoric, Bookkeeping, ETC..
will slss be accommod ated. For adescrip-
tive circular address Prof. J. J. Ealer, Jr.,
Mifflintown, Pa.
MILTON c. SWIGART, Principal,
AcVeytow NIffiin county, Pa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01
Another Electric Railway.

Within the past week charter
has been granted to the Lancaster
and Philadelphia Electric Railway
Company, which runs from Lancast-
er, along the Philadelphia and Lam
caster turnpike to Philadelphia. Sin
gle or double track. Capital stock,
81 100000. The directors are Sena-
tor John j. Patterson, John J. Pat
terson, Jr., w. S. North, Robert Nc
Meen and DR.. Lucien Banks, all of
Miff1intowp.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01

that Clothing established
First line of all kinds Clothing usually
kept in Clothing Store
Second much larger of all kinds other Clothing
House the
Third the styles The be fitted
would
to have made to order
OUR FALL AND WINTER STOCK
has bsen selected great patterns and
styles.
OUR LINE OF OVBRCOATS Is SIMPLY PERFECTION
All small child poy 81 so $40
ly De
In HtsW sell hats than three the We
all the styles both derby The only
county that full line.
We handle Douglas Shoe which We
cant had line Of fbeotsth
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01
Rheum atism Cured In a Day

"Mystic Cure" for Rheumatism
and Neuralgia cures in l to 3 days.
Its action upon the system is remark
able and mysterious. 1t removes
at once the cause and the disease
Immediately disappears. The first
dose greatly benefits, rs cents.
Warranted by l.. Banks & Co.,
Druggist Mifflintown.
Oct. 5, '92, Am.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01

If so, get the whole of the story.
as valuable to you as to us.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01
SHORT TLOCHLS.

Albert Saryer. went west last week.
Another little 2 inch snow fell on
Monday night.
A good many people complain Of
slightly frost bitten feet.
Some sort of a distemper is killing
q good many dogs in town.
Herman Howe shot a gray fox
near Rohm's dam last Thursday.
The bursted water pipes were ia
ken from the river bridge on Sutur-
day
Mrs. George BARLEY, of Pittsburg
visited relatives in this place last
week.
Rev. T. J. Sherrard, of Chambers
burg, visited Rev Mr.. Henderson,
last week,
Rev. Mr.. Drum is holding series
OF meetings in the Methodist church
in the evening.
The First National Bank of Mid
dleburg, Snyder county, earned IL
per cent. last year.
Clerk Of the Orphans Court j. r
Jenkins, issued 146 marriage licenses
during the year 1892.
Cloyd Luck, son of William Lucl
OF this place, went to Michigan las
week to live with an uncle.
Landlord Arbogast of the Jacobs
House, made flying business trip
to New York City, last week.
Jesse Grub has so far recovered
from a severe attack of rheumatism
as tn be able to go out of doors.
w. H. Krider has sold his double
dwelling house at East Point to Al
bert Hackenberger. Price, 81 300.
Over one hundred public praye
meetings were held at an appointed
hour last Thursday morning in Read
ing.
The late cold weather has satisfie'
everybody on the question Of th
arctic possibility of the weather i
this latitude.
Joseph Peoples formerly of thi
county, but now a resident of Down
ingtown. Pa, visited acquaintance
here last week.
F. NJ. Nj. Pennell, accompanied b
Mrs. Pennell and bis sister, Mis-
Bessie, spent few days in Philade
phia, last week.
Rev. David Beaie, has been invited
and has consented to deliver a lee
ture on the Johnstown flood, Tue,
day evening, February IA.
The letters remaining in the Mi
fintown post office on Saturday, III
called for, were for Mrs. Mary
Brend, Miss Rosie Logan, Mr.. Thon
as F. Pollius
The water plant may do for Flo
ida winter, but it is too fresh an
tender to stand the zero breath ,
old Boreas, where the pipes are lai
among stones and on bridges.
Mary J. Barkey, widow of Isaia
Barkey Of Lewistown, Pa, who W,
member ofCompany "a, 101 Reg
Pa, Infantry, has been granted
pension with 1922. 80 back pay.
Itch on human and horses and {
animals cured in 80 minutes
Woolfords Sanitary Lotion. Tb
never fails. Sold by L. Banks & c
Druggists, Miffiintown, Pa. Oct l,
Joe Donoghu, skated 100 mil
last Thursday, January &c, at Stal
ford, Conn, in hours, IL minut
and 80 and 1-5 seconds. The SIX,
ing WAS done on an eliptical couri
1852 feet long and 425 feet wide.
Have you tried South Amerlc
Nervine-the gem of the centur,
The great cure for Indigestion, D,
pepsia and Nervousness. Warra1
ed the most wonderful Stomach a
Nerve Cure ever known, Trial b
ties Is cents. Sold by L. Banks
Co. Druggists. Mifiintown, Pa.
Nov. IA, ly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01


The farm of log acres belonging
to the estate Of Jacob Lemon, decd
adjoining the Ard mill in Milford
township, was sold at public sale in
the Court House, on Saturday, to j.
Bardell, for 81 ,625. There is house
and barn and peach orchard on the
place. A tract of 81 acres belonging
to same estate was sold to ]. Bardell
for $61.5O. A tract of SO acres of the
same estate was sold to j. Bardell
for $251. A stone quarry between
Miffiintown and Lewistown was sold
to VIM Rickenbacb, for $l1. The
half interest of the deceased in q
tract OF 400 acres of timber land on
Black Log mountain was sold to L.
Lemon, for $4,000
Butt, of the Huntingdon Globe is
hopeful that Huntingdon is 20 be-
come a worldwide resort for the
cure of dumb people. A dumb print
er came into the Globe Office anG
wrote on a piece of paper, 81 am {
printer: / cannot hear l canno
talk. Please help me by giving mi
some work" The genial Butz melt
ed under such an appeal, and h
gave the printer work and paid him
Five hours later, when the edito
was on his way home, he could scarce
ly believe the testimony of his owl
. eyes and ears, when he met the one
dumb printer on the side walk, hap
py as he could be, singing, "She's m
Annie, I'm her Joe" Butz says
was Huntingdon whisky that knock
ed the dumbness out OF the nomad
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01

Rings and Jewe 1t will stock before
chasing elsewhere
Neckwear and shirts hobbies and will
full line of the latest and nobbiest We the
he sale of the celebrated Sweet Ore Co. Overa working shirts
We
underwear that needs be be Ia Mems
The
owed with silk So so Sc so
full line of trunks sahe umbrellas trunks hosiery Gloves Gentle
jackets genemsns slippers hand kercbef mufer barmoni
books We will take pleasure showing whether
you purchase "
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-02-01
TT P. DERR,
PRACTICAL DENTIST,

Graduate of the Philadelphia Dental Col
lege,) formerly of Mifiinburg, Pa, has To-
Gated permanently in Niffiintown, as sue
cessor to the late DR.. q. l.. Dsrr, and will
continue the dental business established
by the latter in lSo0) at the well known Of
fee on Bridge street opposite Court House.
U TEETH EXTRACTED, ABS OLUTE-
LY WITHOUT PAIN.
NO ChlorofOrm, Ether, or Gas used.
No Sore Gums or Discomfort to patient,
either during extraction or afterwards.
All these are Guaranteed or no charge
will be made.
q All work guaranteed to give perfect
satisfac ton. Terms, strictly cash.
81. p. DERR,
Practical Dentist.
The Mankato free press., 1893-12-15
Chicago Society.

Prince Wolkonsky was misinformed by
the Chicago lady who told him that the $50
ciety" of this city was limited to 80 per-
sons. Probably the statement was not in
tended to be taken seriously. The society
of the town acknowledges as composing
its mem mbership every man, woman and
child within the city limits, excepting
those who are in Jail or engaged in un-
lawful pursuits. We have no Four Hun
dred; we have no One Hundred and Fifty
we have no Eighty. Any man or any
woman who is honest, cleanly and well
disposed is member of Chicago society.
There are, it is true, different circles Of
society. The Blue Island Avenue Social
club, for example, is not largely represent
ed at the Bachelors and Benedicts' balls
not do the Prairie avenue people attend
the merrymakings of the Halsted Street
Frolicsome Five in any great numbers.
But the Blue Islanders are as good as the
Bachelors and Benedicts, and the Prairie
avenue folks do not turn up their noses at
the Halsted street people. 1t is all ques-
tion of natural selection and to limited
extent of residence and finances. Nc
"set' or "clique" can arrogate to itself
the title of ''Chicago society" All "sets''
are eequal.-Chicago Herald.
The Mankato free press., 1893-12-15
Wanted a Bonnet to Match.

Friend-It is costing you more to make
over that old dress than it would cost to
buy a new one.
Mrs. Managem "a smart woman)-l
am not trying to save money. | am try
ing to make it,
"What?"
"You are not married yet, you know.
When my husband sees me in this dress,
he'll think it's a new one, and he'll have
q regular fit about woman s extravaganza,
and declare that Pm driving him to wreck
and ruin and ought to be ashamed o.
myself"
81 shouldn't wonder"
eyes Then | will tell him that this i:
an old dress made over, and all these trim
mings and furbelows are to cover W
stains and tears and threadbare places il
the miserable old rag"
"Oh, that's it.
ayes. And then he'll feel so mean an(
cheap and disgusting that he'll give me $5t
for new bonnet. New York Weekly.
The Mankato free press., 1893-12-15
Tale of a Comet.

The crew of man of war once saw a
comet and were somewhat surprised and
alarmed at it's appearance. The hands
met and appointed committee to wait
on the commander to ask his opinion of
it. They approached him and said:
"We want to ask your opinion, your
honor''
''Well, my boys, what is it about?''
"We want to inquire about that thing
up there"
"Now, before l answer you, first let me
know what you think it is
"Well, your honor, we have talked it
over, and we think it is star sprung 9
leak. RAMS Horn.
The Mankato free press., 1893-12-15
Not Possible.

Fat Man Cwho is in something of hur-
ry)-I'u give you SIS to get me to the sta
tion in three minutes.
Cabman with provoking slowness)-
Well, SORT, you might corrupt me, but you
can't bribe that horse.-Exchange