The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-06-21
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= Tennessee was originally organized
IS the State of Franklin. -;
Japanese children are taught 70
write with both hands.
Sixteen ounces of gold are sufficient
70 eild wire that would encircle tie
earth. g
-Iti is very honest man indeed who
will not try to pass quarter with q hole
In it.
Philadelphia has girl burglar,
All the professions seem to be open 70
women nowadays.
-"T "Trotter seems to be happy man
he never has any bills to pay. "HoW,t
that ?" "No one will ever trust him."
"A horse owned by farmer living
near Owensboro, KY, goes without 9
master and drives up the COWS every
evening.
The corn exported to Mexico from
the United States during the recens
famine wonld fill a solid train ~ miles
long.
"The last time I saw Trotter he was
deeply in love with two girls. How did
he settle the mattsrf" "Oh, easy enough
only one would have him."
- In Mexico men and women are
prohibited from marrying more thar
eight times. An American is in jail
down there for taking his ninth wife.
= Oregon expects to clip 1900, COG
pounds of wool this year, her increase Y Z
sheep over last year being Estimated e
90 per cent. all of which is shear gain.
= John Peltz, a hotel keeper Of Act
naville, W. ", has a pet in the form OF
huge blacksnake, which crawls over ths
register and makes guests feel at home: .
- Parson-Madam, are you laying 81
treasures for the future lief Chicags
Dame (still summer girl)-Well, I've
buried nine husbands in eight yeasi 81
- Never feed raw corn.meal to youII
chicks. 1t should always be cooked frst|
The best way is to bake it into cor1
bread and then moisten with milk befor9
feeding.
- To have an invention protected all
over the world it is necessary to take uvl
sixty-four patents in as many different
countries, the estimated total cost q
which is $17, 900.
=. The ten Sunday newspapers in Ney1
York, together with the three in Brook
lyn, published one Sunday 420 page
altogether, sggregatiug 5000 colnmpI
and 6, 5,5O0,on0 words.
"A si1-year old son Of james hay
more, of Pilot Mountain, N. O, go1
access to a quantity of whiskey aud drsn4
&c much of it that death, in very dia.
tressing form, followed soon thereafter.
= Kindly Old Geut-Well, my iittl5
man, what would you like to be whe5
you grow up? Little Man-rd like 70 n
a nice old gentleman like you, witt
nothin to do but walk around and ss5
questions. -s
Mrs. Neversee-What made yoa
tell me he was the carver of his own fc1
tune, when he got every dollar he has b
by marrying an heiressf Neyersee
Humph he had to cut out half . dozef
fellows to get her, didn't bef
=. Watts-Does your wife ever scolt
when you have been out late at-nig
with the boys? Potts-Oh, no. she neysI
says & word. She gets up the nez
morning about o'clock and practices 9
the piano, and daren't say word.
Old Friend Ito grief stricken widow
-"I hope my dear old friend Junkd
was fully prepared to gof" Widow (witE
her handkerchief to her eyes)-"FullE
prepared? Yes, indeed he was insur
ed in half dozen companies"
- The largest gold nugget ever foun
in Colorado weighed thirteen pounds
the largest in the United States weighe
one hundred and ffty.one pounds and 81
ounces; largest in the world, two hur|
dred and twenty.three pounds and 10y
ounces.
"A gentleman, under forty years
age, whose hair was rapidly becominS
thin and gray, began the use of Aver
Hair vigor, and in six months his hal
was restored to its natural color, and eyd
more than its former growth and ric
ness.
The tomb of Noah is supposed
lie in the small town of Nakhtchevan,
the plain of Ararat. The burial place
at the side of the broken walls of
abandoned fortress in the midst of . vsE
plain which is literally covered with "
remains of bygone glories.
- Young Housekeeper Ito a peasa
woman who brings her eggs every week
I cannot understand why your eggs ha1
been so small lately. Peasant: Nor
But what can I dof Young Housekee1
er: Why don't you leave them lit4
longer in the nest?
Watts: This saying that "a lie W
stuck to ia as good as the truth" is
rot Potts: So? Watts: Yes, inded
For three weeks I have been wearing
porous plaster with guarantee PRIV f.
on it in capital letters, and it hssl
helped my rheumatism one little bit.
Ayers Hair Vigor is q univers
besutifer. Harmless, effective, 9
agreeable, it has taken high rank amo
toilet articles. This preparation caua
thin and weak hair to become abunda
strong, and healthy, and restores to 81 =
hair its original color.
"A Florida hunter lost his boots ,il
novel manner recently. BE fell asle
on a river bank, laying his boots With
convenient reach. He was awaken