New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-06-10
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.


Some time ago Dean Lawrence, the bshopcleOe
Of Massachusetts, wrote an article entitled, After
College, whatl' which was published anonymously.
In the last issue Of :" The Living Church" there ap
peared n sharp criticism OF some statements in the
article. by Bishop George +. Seymour OF Springfield
ILL.,, who. however, was not at the time aware who
wrote the article. The passage that the Bishop
especially objects to Is follows: "Therc is Q
feeling on the part OF certain people that soon -
u makes his IN the Church. he is In.
tellcctually bound-what he believes, that he must
always believe. some kept out Of the
ministry by such an impression. II 1t be so, II =
rather singular that Of the thousands OF the in.
ellectual, clear-headed sensvely conscientious men,
who have entered the ministry in the last few years
ana who have thought vigorously and freely there 10
an extremely small fraction OF those who retire, Or
are driven ont on intellectual grounds
A Great Man Is Non-Commltal... -Rsporter-Mr Ven
rrang. Will you favor me with your Views on ths
Statesman Van Praag- 5untay closing OF vots-
(Chicago Tribune.
"The Japanese students al American teaching
In that country, very fond Of using long, high
sounding words enc day ! toll the story OF .Jach
and the Beansalk to OF my classes Of young men,
and asked them 10 reproduce II in writing I USED
the simplest possible English In order TO mako 1t easy
for them TO understand. and what WAS my surprise
when came to correct the papers to find the first
one took up began as follows: Once upon n time
there lived poor widow, vho for certain pecuniary
considerations obliged to sell her cow. Another
wrote: Jack said to the fairy, Please tel me
the way to the nearest hotcl'': and still another
wrote, Tho giant said TO the hen that laid the golden
egg, horned an egg. Borncd another same way.''
student asked Of the teachers In theological
school 10 Please teach him idioc' English. student
In other school was asked 70 make Translation
CT the prcycrb LAT of. sight out Of miid.' This
the result The blind are insane"
"Winc." said the young mother to her objeot
slave. You must 80 to work ard raise beard right
what for. asked the bewtdercd husband.
ITO amuse baby. His grandpa was here this az
ternoon and 1t would have done your heart good to
how the little darling did enjoy pulling the OLD
mans WHISPERS II" pulled some OF them clear 0ut."
-0ndianap1lis Journal.
Probably the most remarkable knife In the world
IS that IN the ciosiy-oom o. tho facory Of Joseph
Rodgers & sons. ir sheffield England. 1t has 1900
blades. and ten blades added every ton years.
Another curiosity is three pairs Of scissors, all d
which be covered by himbe.
Her mother had gone ont Of town and left the
dear. sweet cookngsehoo girl in charge Of the house,
and breakfast nearly an hour late when her iatner
We'll papa she said: "'he coffee has been boiling
philadelphia Record.
Tho Congrega'ionast' says that this Is the sea'
son IN which some churches examine the building
closed during the Summer for repairs
TIE HOUSE OF NEVER.
me non,s Of Never Fri, is built S, IT, they Syy.s s"g
rs gates reached b. devious way,
Hidden from all but angels eye.
II winIS about and In and out
The hills and dales to sever
once over the hills OF the By-and.By
And you're lost In the house OF Never
The house Of Never Is filled with waits.
With justln-a minutes and pretty soons'
rh' noise Of their wing, g. hey beat the satss
Comes bacl to earth In the al afternoons
And PUSHES rude endeavor
To question the hills OF the Byard-By
As they ask for the house OF Never.
The house Of Never YVES built with tears tears,
And lost In the hills OF the By-and-By
Are Il million hopes and a million fears
A baby's smiles and woman's cry
Then darkness falls %rcver.
For over The hills Of the By-ana.Bv
sorrow waits in the house Of Never.
-CMcago Dispatch.
An English firm that has been selling manuscript
..ruous TO lpdoeut clercymen has decided hereafter
to have them typewriter.
Ionors Even.-Mrs. Chugwater On high elecl-l
saw ill., mfanla when she went by in her carriage.
Josiah and nG SoT ,:Dh +? ne Where were you,
be %n&ns asssn s the As 500,
as saw her bowed and smiled grciously
as could be- and bowed in return
samantha listen. one Deantliui meht many
xeors ago | went out 10 take look al the starry
heavens Aiar In the glitterlng vault shone
wondrosly radiant and beautiful star OF ,ne nrss
ma eniinde. whose iranscendeht loveliness "rousnt
upon mo 10 such an extent mat wihked AZ u. MN
Thai Star. samantha, winked at me In return''
-(Chcago Tribune.
A man riding on 4 bicycle in China was recently
attacked and wounded by the natives, because 'neS
,hourht that he was Il foreign devil AS ne
umped to "A place OF safety he was heard 70 mut'ert
BETTER fifty years of Europe than bicycle
Cathay.'
What is the position OF Judaism as to the au S,:
Of the billet What the doctrine OF the syns'
gog,lei A satirst might say mat we nave =, Oh" .hs
grown all doctrine save that of me snepa sn VI We
Or. sident and trustees Of the coagregt'9n. W., W.
do nor believe ia the n;alnbllity Of the BOOK gu!
In that Of thu. Board. H. i brave raboi ihaeeu
holds fast to the BOOK ana ,,ppnrsI conscience
and If. OF the jew In all ages. Az Presrn' tne
Poard Is more popular. for this Is an age oi eo"'
meiv ialism.- Jewish Messenger.
The beneficial effects Of the Roesh ter,ofar, law
no.s,d by the last Legislature are mallesun every.
where I'm the State. The hotel men III the ho.Ncenss
- ,rh, nave been refused license can now apply
TO the courts for order cphPriis we eASe S,,
10 grant them "A icense.-CIhe VINE ana Spri'
Gazette. ,,,X,
This must be agreeable reading to our Prohibi'
tion friends who steadily play into the hands
of the Democracy.
Nus,c T.acher-I don't know why you are d.
n,..S,I Ynur daughter really sings very well.
rather YES hut how Is IL that she never sing
ANYTHING but soprano f-l'eh'ih'
a-ooryESs AND CALMNEss" NOT ENOUGH.
From The Cleveland Leader.