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The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1893-02-27
DEATH OF MRS. PATRICK DUGAN.

Mrs. Patrick Dugan, a sister Of City Collector
P. H. O'Neill and a cousin of Manager Michael
Mullone of the Opera House, died this morning
at her home, No. 80 Chestnut avenue.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1893-02-27
STEAMBOATS.
STORlNGT0M Line.

FARES REDUCED. POSITION ONLY s.;
DENCE. 2.25. WORCESTER aad all Eastern points
INSIDE New Steel Steamers. MAINE
and NEW HAMPSHIRE, Ioave new Pier So. N. R.
cept sunday.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1893-02-27
Arlington Cemetery.

Lots and graves cared for by Cemetery Assoc
feet title. -Four and a half miles from Court
House; IA minutes by rail from Erie Depot.
Office over Provident Savings Bank, 239 Wash
ington street.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1893-02-27

DR.. E. T. Hanks begs to say to his
old friends and patrons that he can
be seen professionally every day by
appointment at his old Office York
and Grove street, Jersey City.
While our prices are reasonable and
just for rubber work, it must not be
taken for granted that we do not do
work of a finer grade. The gold fill
ings, gold plates and gold crowns pro-
duced here will satisfy the most fas-
tidious.
HANKS DENTAL ASSOCIATION
JERSEY CITY. York. cor. Grove st.
NEW YORK, 205 9th. Ave-, cor.
18th Street.
BROOKLYN, 47S Fulton Street.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1893-02-27

I .~NDERTAKER HENRY v, PIAGET HAS RE.
- moved mis- establishment TO Ne, 54 Jersey
avenue. near Newark avenue. An experience OF
over thirty years In the BUSINESS; mouerate
charges and courteous attention.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1893-02-27
CENTRAL. RAlLR0Al OE NEW Jersey

dfa,ns Ieavs Station loot Liberty At.
WAShiNGToN 5-HOUR FLYER
PHILADELPHIA FAsr LINE. EN-
CEPT SUNDAY. . r. N.
SCRANTON EXPRESS, EXCEPT SUM-
DAH. S:45 A. NJ. AGO p. M.
For philadelphia BoltlMlfe and W~aShllgtOl.
ROYAL BLUE LINE.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-29
sartboldi,s Latest Work.

NJ. Bartholdi, the eminent sculptor, is
putting the last touches to his colossal
work, the group which, in accordance
with the will of Baron Gruyer, is to be
erected in Switzerland in commemora-
ton of the assistance rendered by that
country TO France during the war of
1901. The prompt succor afforded to
the city of Strasburg by the Swiss after
the terrible siege and the hospitable re-
ception extended to the wornout troops
of Bourbaki's army are both represented
allegorically on the monument, which
shows Switzerland covering Alsace with
one protecting arm, while with the other
she sustains figure of wounded France.
This superb work is to be erected on a
public place at Bale.-Chicago Evening
Post.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-29
Ste ers Pls ying Follow My Leader.

On Tuesday as a drove of bullocks
numbering about 40 were being driven
from the Canadian shed to the Wood
side lairage at Birkenhead, a singular
accident happened. On the river side
of the Alfred dock there is a narrow IN
dulating bridge, recently placed there
by the Mersey docks and harbor board
for the purpose of conveniently transfer
ing cattle to The lairages. The bridge
will allow two bullocks to pass over
abreast, but yesterday the beasts became
damned and one of them leaped into
the Alfred dock and was Immediately
followed by a others.
The scene in the water was most ex-
traordinary; but, strangeto recount, one
of the bulloclis swan to the steps and
walked out IL the most intelligent fash
ion and was followed by II others.
The thirteenth, however, slipped back
into the wafer, where the remaining
81 were swimming about for a con-
| siderable time. Ultimately a num-
Der of men put off in boats, and tying
ropes around the beasts drew them in
to the wall, and thus supported them
until crane was brought into use and
| the entire herd rescued, little the worse
| for their strange immersion. A period
| Of three hours elapsed before the work
of recovery vas completed, and during
| this time the liveliest excitement was
| apparent among the numerous specta-
! tors.-W estrlinster Gazette.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-29

with his Signature last night. He
was on his way home from Chicago.
Next Wednesday occurs the great
base ball ey ent-the game between
the Bostons and All-Americans in
their grand triumphal tour of the
northwest.
If there is anything you want in
the fancy fruit or vegetable line that
your grocer has not, go to Passig-
he will have grand display tomor-
row morning.
The Santa Maria society gave So
ciable at the residence of Mr.. and
Mrs. c. c. Hodges on Third avenue
last evening, which was well attend
ed and a general success.
The Salvation Army desires to en-
tend an invitation to all business
men To dine with the local corps at
the barracks tonight-especiallv
those in sympathy with the army's
endeavorS.
Agreeable to the announcement
heretofore appearing in THE ARGUS,
an examination is to be held at the
Rock Island postoflice under the di-
rection of the local civil revice board
Oct. for clerks.
An uptown business house was the
scene of carnage today in which
were involved two business men. not
proprietors of the place in which
the bloody battle was fought. One of
the two will remember the encounter
some time.
II your are cross-eyed, deaf or
blind or have catarrh consult DI 5.
Coffee & Waggoner at the Harper
house from Tuesday until Friday of
next week, Oct. Sd to 9th They are
making wonderful cures at Rockford
and Freeport.
Wallace Humphrey. the colored
man taken from the Rock Island
house to the police station yesterday
suffering with dropsy, put in terri
bic night OF suffering. This morn
ing he was sent to the county poor
farm. DR.. Sala, who attended him,
says he cannot live over four DAYS.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-29
The New Mississippi Bridge.

Work on the great bridge over the
Mississippi river at New Orleans will
commence al an early day, the engineers
having finally decided on the exact loca-
ton for it. 1t is estimated that the
building of the bridge will cover n period
of three years, and the services of a small
army Of workmen will be required
When complete, it Is expected TO be one
If the finest bridges in the world.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-29

ROANOKE, Va, Sept. 29.-Mayor Trout
has returned to the city. About $40 peu-
pie, many Of whom We're his personal
friends, were at the station to greet him
and large number crowded around him
to grMSn MS land.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-29
Scot lands Mole Plague,

The mole plague in the southern coun-
ties of Scotland, which for time proved
a terrible scourge to farmers, has now
all but disappeared. This is due to the
fact that owls We're preserved by the
gamekeepers and became extraordinarily
plentiful
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-29
The Weather We May Expect.

WASHINGTON, Sept. 2s.-The following are
the weather Indications for twenty-four hours
from p. yesterday: For Indian Hi.
nols, Michigan Gnd Internationally
fair, slightly warmer weather: eastery or
southeasierly WINS. For | lwa &c morally
fair weather, Toll wed this atte noon by light
showers and lightly cooler in exire ne south.
western portion; sli-htly warmer in eastern
portion; souLheastery winds.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-29
The Frisco Dynamite Outrage.

SAN FRANC SEQ, Sept. 29.-The police are
practically working in the dark on the
dynamite out rage. The evidence against
the men under arrest is not strong, even
circumstantii-lly.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-29
Nothing More Probable in the World.

NEW YORK sept. 29.-Ihe latest story of
Francis II. Weeks, the absconder, is that
the extraction proceedings with Costa
Rjca are like y to result Il revolution in
that repubLlc
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-29
Getting Better Very SLOWLY.

CLEVELAND, Sept. 20 The Iron Trade
Review say-: The signs of improvement
in the iron market noted in the past three
weeks contir ne to increase, but at the
same careful pace
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-29
Resum ed in all Departments.

CANTON, Ills, Sept. 29.-The extensive
agricultural implement works of the Par
lin & Orindorf company have resumed
operations in all departments, employing
about 500 mer.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-29

MAKES ITSELF FELT
the great, gripping, oli-tashioned pill.
Not only when you take ii, but IN
pleasant. from first to last, and it only
gives You iit'le temporary good.
The things to take its place are DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One of these
at dose will regulate the whole system
perfectly. They're tiny, sugar-coatcd
grauules, scarcely larger thaa mustard
seeds. They act in Natures own way.
No reaction afterward. Their help lasts
and they do permanent good. Consti-
patton, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks. Sick
or Bilious Headaches, and all ierange-
ments of the liver. stomach. and bowels
are prevented, relieved. and cured.
They're the cheapest, for they're gudr-
anteed TO give satisfaction or money is re-
turned. Nothing can be "just as good
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-29
The Tope Highly Satisfied.

ROME, Sept. 29.-The pope has received
with satisfaction the reports of the recent
Catholic congress in Chicago. He has com
mended highly the discourses of Arch.
bishop ireland and Archbishop Satolli
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
In BnrbnrIc Splcndor.

AT the last drawing room of Queen Vic
toria there was carnival of jewels One
reckless woman, the Marchioness of Tweed
dale, was arrayed in white skirt whose
many seams were outlined with diamonds
and emeralds. The Duchess of Devonshire
was blaze of gems. and so was the Ouch
css of Buccleugh. One lady wore II long
string of diamonds across her breast, like
an order Jeweled hooks upon which to
hang their fans were worn by many of the
guests. Necklaces in profusion were worn.
and such was the passion for display that
these were often supplemented by band
of velvet studded with stars. Birds, but
teraies and flowers of jewels were quite
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
HURRAH FOR O'FHRRALL.

To THE EDITOR OF THE TINES:
While making a governor your paper
is making many friends owing to your
candor admire a spade being called
spade every time, and while I
admire all of the candidates in the
race | am compelled to prefer OFFER
rail- above all others. A correspondent
OF your paper, who has followed the
colonel for many years up to the
present, speaks of him in very fatter-
ing words. l take pleasure in indors-
ing what he says of O'Ferrall and
think it useless to add more words for
his praise. 1t was not only on the field
OF Upperville that | knew him cheer.
ing his men on shot through the body,
but on nearly every battle field of the
valley. l carry in my mind a remem-
brance Of the kindness of Colonel OFFER
Fall on the field of battle and around
the camp, none felt the suffering of the
lowest private more keenly than he
While | write these lines nv mind
wanders back to the skirmish line
entering Now Market with the famous
Breckinridge in command and the
gallant G. Il. O'Ferrall with sword
drawn, riding through shower of balls
cheering the boys at every step and
closing the gaps when ono would fall
II was then l hallooed "Hurrah for
O'Ferrall" and l still cheer him and
will until he is seated in the guberna.
torial chair Of our State. Long NAV
he live, and as a poor farmer and old
soldier may it always he our lot to be
governed by such man as Charles II.
ferrall. A. FARMER.
Marmora, Dinwidd.e county. Aug. S.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
BRILLIANT GERMAN.
Blue Ridge Springs Scene of splendor
Last Night.

DUO NiuRe Springs a Scene OF SplendOr
Last Night.
Blue Ridge Springs was gay and
bright last night with the splendor of
this and other States, fair women and
the occasion of delightful german
given by Roanoke young men in honor
OF the many visitors to their city.
About twenty four couples made the
trip down from this city by o special
train. returning at an early hour this
morning. They we're joined there by
many from this city and others from
various parts Of the State and country
who are soiourning for while at Hon.
2. f. Browns hospitable mansion.
Mrs. Governor Mckinney, who is
stopping at the springs, Mrs. IL. s.
Trout, Mrs. Elliott and Mrs. Levy
chsperoned the party. His excellency,
the governor, was an interested specta =.
tor OF the scene of splendor, graced by
80 many handsome women, dressed in
elaborate and beautiful costumes.
Mr.. Phil Norvell led tho dancers
through the difficult figures of the ger
man. Music was furnished by the
regular hotel orchestra of three pieces.
Everyone pronounced it the most
brilliant success of the many germans
given this season by Roanoke young
society people.
Among those present were: Miss Cot
traux, of New Orleans; Miss Syester. of
Hagerstown; Miss Patterson, OF Peters
burg; Miss Imboden, OF Richmond;
Miss Taylor and Miss Cassie Taylor,
of Richmond; Miss Estes, of Danv1lle:
Miss Loss o, OF Hagerstown; Miss Pet
tit, of Richmond; Miss Parke, Of Phila
delphia; Miss Prince and Miss Davis, of
Petersburg; Miss Martha Terry, Miss
Lula Terry, Miss Gallagher, Miss Trout,
Miss Hanford, Mrs. Matson, Miss Dor
ney.
The gentlemen were: Messrs Good
win, Carr alt, j. ID. Lazell, T. S. Lazell,
Coffin Clark, Payne, Gardner,
Denison. Peters, Stone, Eugene,
Davis, Frank Davis, Turner,
Watson, Belt, Lyle, Brightwell Per.
kinson' Sollenberger, Kemp, Boswell,
Blackford, Penn, Gordon, Matson and
Levy.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
To Break the Currency Famine.

NEW YORK, Aug. 11.-Assistant Secre-
tary of the Treasury w. L. Curtis is in
the city. He had a conference with the
Clearing House committee, whom he told
that the treasury department was doing all
In its power to bring the currency famine
to an end. Orders for national bank notes
are coming in at the rate of $1,000, 900 a
day. The sub-trcasury at San Francisco
has been ordered to send sS,0O0,OOO gold to
the sub-treasury in New York. The mint
at Philadelphia has been set mt work COIN
ing half eagles, for which there is a large
demand
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
DYING FOR HIS INSULTS.
Farmer Eddins Fatally Injuries the Man
Who Cursed and Insulted Him.

Farmer Eddins Fatally Injuries the Man
Who Cursed and Insulted Him.
CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va, Aug. IL
About o'clock this afternoon William
j. Lucado was Knocked down with y
chair by R. o. Eddins, receiving in
juries that may prove fatal. Lucado,
who had been drinking heavily, stepped
up to several gentlemen, among whom
was Mr.. Eddins, and began using in
sulting language, particularly to Ed
dins. He cursed the latter for some
time, daring him out to fight, and ad-
vanced toward him in a threatening
manner.
Before those present could interfere
Eddins picked up chair and struck
Lucado blow that knocked him down
In falling Lucado's head struck the
pavement with such force as to fracture
his skull at the base OF the brain. His
chances for recovery are slight. Both
men are powerfully built At a late
hour Eddins was bailed for his appear
ance before the corporation court on
August "a. Eddins is we'll. to do farmer
of Orange county. Lucado is peaceful
and quiet citizen when sober.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
CHARLES G. EDDY.

The sad death of Mr.. Charles G. Eddy,
late vice president of the Norfolk and
Western, is still shrouded in mystery.
His many friends, who knew his buoy
ant temperament, his fertility of re-
source, his sanguine disposition. his
personal bravery, can only think that a
tenn porary alteration possessed him,
and threw his strong, we'll balanced
mind out of line.
May ne rest In peace. A brave
soldier, clear-headed. brainy man OF
affairs, and true friend of Virginia,
died in Charles G. Eddy.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
hardly Legitimate Tactics.

IUII IHC 1iIUcA-dFPcaI.
The Index-Appeal has held the bal
ances as between the candidates with
an entirely impartial hand, leaving
TO the people the selection OF the
man whom the majority desire to
be governor. But we are frank to saw
that the introduction of the silver cues
ton into the contest is hardly legiti-
mate tactics certainly il is not good
politics. Moreover, IL is the introduc.
ton OF an absolutely extraneous issue.
The governor OF Virginia has nothing
to do with national finances and is i'm.
potent to either good or for evil. 1t is
immaterial. tn refore, whether he is a
monomet Allist or a bi-metal.ist The
only consideration is his honesty, his
fitness, his acceptability.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
Tie Entail Number.

The conversation turned on the number
Is, the splitting of salt, knives and forks
placed crosswise and other kinds of super
stitions.
"Iou need not laugh ut similar beliefs -
gravely remarked Tranquilletti. AN uncle
of mine ut the age of "a committed the i'm
prudence of going to Il dinner at which the
guests numbered 49,"
and he died that very EVENING""
NO, but exactly - years afterward"-
GaZetta Piemontese.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
Another OIL Field

New MARTiNsvILLE, w Va, Aug. 10
Indications are that another oil field
rlvaiing in extent and richness that
Sisterville, Tyler county, will be devel
oped in this vicinity. This morning
the tluharty Run we'll. ten miles up
Fishing creek, began spouting oil over
the top of the derrick, and IL is esti-
mated at from $500 to 600 barrels a
day. The Shenango we'll. nine miles
further up the creek, has also come in
strong, and the excitement is great.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12

LONDON, Aug. 1.-THE Britannia won
another yacht race yesterday. The Satanita
came in second. Calluna third and Nava-
hoe last. The Navahoe appeared lifeless
and sluggish throughout the race. The re
suit astonished yatchmen, who had pre-
dicted triumph for the American yacht,
all the conditions seeming to Just suit her
She would have been left much further
astern but for the fact that the Calluna
and Satauita We're constantly lufiing.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
Uncle Sam Confiscates a Schooner

BosroN Aug. 1.-THE customs author
tiles confiscated the schooner George p.
Trigg She is about III tons, and has on
board a cargo of laths, and, though sailing
under II captain who is n British subject.
she carries at her peak the American flag
1t was because of the absence of registra-
tion that the vessel was seized, and the
further complication of a British subject
sailing under the American flag arose
afterward. She will be sold for the bene-
lit of the government.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
j. Allen Watts Club Meeting.
6 IL @ cd If
z II cod w ly

The First Ward j. Allen Watts Club
held an interesting business meeting
last night at Hotel Lee with about
twenty five members present. A con.
siderable amount of business WAS
transacted. This club is in very
flourishing condition, and, although re-
Gently orga nized. has about 325 active
members Tie club adjourned to meet
again next Friday night.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
Advice.

DR.. X. the celebrated physician who
makes, we are told, 10000 francs a year by
his practice)-Well, sir, where do you suf-
fer?
Patient-IIere, sir. in the pit of my
stomach. 1t hurts me dreadfully when I
press against it.
DIR. N.-Well, then, sir, you must take
care never to press against it. patient dis
missed after paying his fee of Q louis. y
Phare du Bosphore.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
DIR. rarkhurst Assalls the Police Again

lr. farkhurst Assatls the Police Again.
NEW YORK, Aug. 1.-THE society for
prevention of crime has made another
attack upon the police department DR..
Parkhurst has sent out public commune
cation attacking Police Captain Devery's
administration. The officers of the police
department are accused of open neglect of
their duties, and the places and dates of
the violations of the law set forth in detail.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12

The election OF delegates to the
Richmond convention is about over.
The latest returns bring the number up
to 1900. Of these Colonel O'Ferrall
has / ,O43, Tyler EOS, Buford 142, scatter
ing II. OF the 142 to be elected Colonel
O'Ferrall will easily receive 100, giving
him 1,l43 on the first ballot. All OPP.
position to him is pure pretense.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12

Are YOU going to take Il rest this sum-
mcr?"
"Oh, yes, suppose so, in the usual way
How is that"
III take n vacation and fish and hunt
and put up with poor accommodations
Then I'll come home and rest. "-Washing-
ton Star.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
Nashville thanking CIRCLES or,et

NASHVILLE, Tenn, Aug. l1.-Matters
are quiet in banking circles to. day. The
run on the Fourth National Bank was
resumed, but the line of depositors was
small. The bank continued to paw all
Its checks presented up to 1880 o'clock,
wnen 1t was decided to pay all checks
up TO Slo0 and give certified checks for
balances above this amount.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12

AsBURY PARK, n. j., Aug. 1.-THE
sixth annual INSTRUMENTATION seaside
Bible conference convened at 10 o'clock
this morning for ten days session The
time and work of the conference will be
largely devoted to the consideration of the
questions of authorship, dates and the
integrity of those books of the Bible most
assailed by 80 called higher critics.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
The Only Safety.

Housekeeper-I don't see why big, able
bodied man like you should be begging for
q living.
Tramp-To tell yeh tn truth, mum. folks
is becomin so hard hearted that Il gent has
got ter be big an ablebodied to beg without
gcttin hurt.-New York Weekly.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
Ills Wish.

Kindly Old Gent-Well, my little man,
what would you like to be when you grow
up?
Little Man-Id like to be nice old gen
tleman like you, with nothin to do but
walk around and ask questions It'll Bits
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
Treasurer DanforIh.s PrIvnrs BUSINESS

ALBANY, Aug. 11.-State Treasurer Dan
forth stated regarding the $4,000 loan to
him by the Madison Square bank, of New
York city, that the loan had been OBJ
tanned on matter of his own private
business. "The Madison Square bank !"
said the treasurer, "knows that am per-
fectly safe for every cent that owe it,
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
Burge viii Not FIGHT ,IcAu,,Gs.

LONDON, Aug. 1.-THE proposed inter
nat ional match between Jack McAuliffe,
the American champion, and Dick Burge,
OF New Castle, for $1,000 will not be ar
ranged, owing to the Burge hackers de-
string him to arrange tho match with Jack
Dempsey.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12
Local Option Club Meeting.

The Southwest Local Option Club
held meeting last night in the Hust-
ings Courtroom with about forty mem
bers present. The meeting was pre-.
sided over by the president, B. A.
Jones. and short addresses were mad e
by Rev. w. G.. Campbell, Rev. w. +.
Hammer and others considerable
amount OF work was mapped out for the
coming campaign.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-08-12

Hostetter McGinns-Have you spoken
with the herr professor yet, Miss Upper
crust?
Miss Uppercrust-No. The German gut
turals are so decollete that they offend my
ears.
"Er-dccollete?H
Yes. So low in the neck, you know."-
Texas Siftings.