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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03

A postmaster in Iowa recently sent
the following pathetic resignation to
the postmaster general:
have had the honor and pleas
ure to receive the mail from keokuk
by means of horseback. afoot. my
own wagon, and finally from the rail
road train, from the days of Lincoln
to Harrison. have distributed the
same to Irish, German. English.
Scotch. Swedes. Norwegians. and
Dane and Dutch creditably, ! believe.
to the government and satisfactorily
to the Republicans, Democrats, Gran
gers, Grecnbackes. Prohibitionists
and lastly TO Alliancers, or ] would
have long since lost my head. Good
by. Uncle Sam. for ! must now leave
your service. Postal Record.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03

To show Mr.. Gould's shrewu w.
Meas tact Mr.. Woolhiser said
Jay proved himself a sharp ...1r
ness boy. He had a habit Of ge''. -,
old pocketknives, much the W. ~,
for wear. and going to cl
whom he knew to own fairy sv ~.
knife he would say, "A \
knives insight, unseen witn Nm
If the man or lad did no. sn ~,
Gould he would trade and u NV 4,
cases ont Of ten would get mucy vors
worst Of the bargain. New IT,
World.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03
What is
lY';SI|''7II|''J'||;';{l|:l

.tora 4. Dr. Samuel Pitchers prescription for lnnts
and children. contains neither Opium morpnnc no'
other Narcotic substance. 1t Is harmless suDs"uso
- u.-.ror;c Drops Soothing Syrups and Castor OIL.
T. "a Pleasant Its guarantee Is thirty years use ~
millions Of Mothers Castora destroys W orms ana aass
r.vcrishuess Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curu'
cnrcs DiarrhGa and Wind Collie. Castoria renesos
teethng troubles, cures constipation ana n"''"'y'
Castoria assimlates food, regulates the s'o"acn
cd novels giving healthy and natural sleep. CAS-
.ora !. tho Chiltren's Panacea-the Mothers Friend'
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03

Early piety is apt to be permeating
and is often amusing. On a cool,
brisk morning Of autumn kinder
gartnerin said to her flock. We'll. we
shall soon have Jack Frost here.
Eyes, piped up large eyed. devout
child Of three years, and our heaven
w Father New York Times.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03

1t il not good form to serve butter
at dinner, nor be economical OF It.
but most persons, particularly men,
would rather have more butter and
less style.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03

Il was a Connecticut girl VINO n, ,hs.
ried a telegraph operator, = sur
when ma died it wouldn't Cos. - Is
thing to telegraph the news s,6als
uncle's folks in Ohio.
News. -
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03

1.-THE tariff ,alknrs. who manifest so
much intsres, IL the poor w",kingman.
cvinceh onr-hsltthr concern in eradicat-
Ing the saloons. they would strike at
tie csuse Of more suffering aud miscry
ibsn either protection or free trade
vould produce Nsrr.gaoseu Times
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03

A fan attachment for sewing ma
chimes, which is operated BY the
mechanism of the machine. has been
invented.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03

The newspapers Of today print bet
ter illustrations than did the maya
zines twenty years ago.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03

The famous Labyrinth Of Egypt"
contained 800 rooms or chambers and
Twelve halls. a. -------- --..--
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03
Castoria.

"Csstoria Is IN excellent medicine TOR cnii'
dren. Mothers have repeatedly tod me o. ~
good effect upon their children"
Dr.. q. c. Osooop,
Lowell, Mas
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03
4 PRAYER.

y FNNVENs
A. pale petaled flower,
So fair, AZ pure thou arv
l see thy beauty's dover.
And sadness fills my heai1
My hands thy head Unfolding
Would linger while pray,
"God keep thee In his ho'ding
Pure. fiowerlike Away"
Heinrich Heine.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03
Castoria.

.c.storis Il 10 we'll adapted TO children that
recommend 1t as superior to any prescrpsoo
Ano"A ~ II. A. ARcnER, n. D.,
III So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. 4.
"Our physicians in the childrens depart
mept have spoken highly OF their expert
euce In their outside practice with Csstoria'
and although we only have among our
medical supplies what Ii known - regular
nroducts vet we are FREQ to confess that the
merits OF Castoris has won US TO look WIN
favor upon it,"
UxrrEp HosrrrAL AID DIsPESsAhvs
Boston, MasA
Au.xu c. Smith, Pres.
urrav Street, Nov York City.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03

-.Cas,oria Is the best remedy Tor chiidrsn Oh
which am acquainted. hope the day Is no.
far distant when mothers will consider the real
interest OF their children, and use Castoria IN
s.csd Of the various quack nostrums which are
DESTROYING their loved ones, by forcing opium.
morphine. soothing syrup and other hur.lul
agents down their thru0a, thereby seouns
them To premature graves"
DR ]. r. KNcHxloE,
Conway. Ark.
$780,. Cn~nuanv. n
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1893-02-03

n. Cen4aur Company n Murray Street, "ev Ao1A os'
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-05-10
@eoaaGen(pdme.

&barafterfehler iinb mie bas ~llnfraut.
Wenn man es oerbrennt, bann biinst es ben
8oben uub wiro t,iittif.
Die @uten lernen bon ben Sdle6ten mebr,
als bic Sdledten bon ben @uten.
Wlan pfeat in Der &egel @ldfsperionen
UNI &atb ju fragen, bic es ju etipas gebra1i
9aben; Oft tndrs eS iebod better, Solde su
%ttuoiren, bic piel Bed batten.
@ehf bu in Der Mitte bes g8eges, 70 peidi
mon or aus, gebft bu belheiben am &anoe,
10 ordn9t man bid IN ben @raben.
Wsande @enies maren pieQeidt eber amer.
tarint i%poroen, rpenn fe ftd bas Saar aefrau-
lelt nnS aadjtiefel 9etragen bGtten. Gle muG-
ten bas pieaeidt aud-aber nun tbaten fic's
gercbe ni1t.
IS 0ibt Hraaen, bic man better init Der
Ndtel, als nit Der 5un9e b%eantportet.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-05-10

Die Btrltner I'm ie93sbntem Sabrs
bussgrt. sSn etneni Uriefe bes gelehr.
ten 9obauue8 Tritbeim, abt bon
S~panbeitn, Der ip1 fs93sbnten Sabrbuu.
bert lebte unb Elm Sreuro beS 9urfnrs
fteT Soa@ttn I. bon Uranbeubura mar.
bsftH6et It'd fol8enbe @teIe: Ole
Ginmobnet bon Berlin ftnb gut, aber
3i roub trb inselebrt fie liebeu mebr
bie @9mauferstea an6 ben Trnut ais
bic Wffsui9aften. Gelten ffnbet maj,
eineu Mtain, Der bic Bider liebt, aus
Meangel ber Gr3tebn1g unb Der 9ebens.
art 3ieben fie bic @eieafhaften, ben
WtiBig8on8 unb 6te pofale Dor. sSu,
beifen gefdlt rntr lire Tr5mmteteit nub
Religton, In Der fte anbdhtig uub elf
rtg ftrb. Sie 9eben ffetBig In Die
9tr9e, feiern bic Gefte Der 6efligen NIT
@hrfnr9t unb balten bic 0a}ten ftrenge.
Die GuSiAwetfun9 TN Trtnten mtrb
BON ibner ntbt far Elm 2after aebals
ten, bod gttt 60 aud ptele, bie f9 6ef,
fen ertbaltet unb Die @~in5Dglinee aus
Jranfeu unb S9maben fn6, tDte id
oft beutertt babe, Benz Trunte nod
tiebr ergeben, ats BITE 2anbesetuwohe
aer.A Der 1rtsf, benz biefe @orte
t%ttttomraen finb, lit bonn 20. Sftobsr
1908 battrt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-05-10

8. o. @iion, 81 Clap Strabe, gbarpsbura, 9a.,
fur S6rinofu&t, Sufen unb Grtdltuns fetn, benn
oaHelbe babe ietne Trau sebeilt, rrel&e mad einen befs
Hsen anfane her Grippe BON Der aunsen : Gnt,hnz
huna bebrpbt parbe, unb naAbem ale anberen enaes
parbten Watttel pirfunsslps s~eblteben paren. Rpbert
Barber BON Gorfsprrt, pa, erfldrt, bab Or. Rings
Rene Grfinbnns Tim uebr Senhst Babe, als trsenb Gfs
mas, mas ct sesen feline 9unsenfrantbett eebrauht
bate. Gs siebt nt6ts HefereS. Man periu&e r8i
Greie Probes SlafAen In Der apotbefe BON abolpb
Dreie, abrmpipn & So. Grcbs SIafAen 90 Gents
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-05-10
electric 8itters.

Dteiss 8eilmttteI 1T 70 pob[befannt unb 70 popular
sebcsf. aae, Sic e. iemals ssebrau6ten. itirmmsss
utt Elm tn fetn Sob. Cine reiuere Daebietn etebt eS
uttt, nnb es mtrt @drantie %seletaet, bab fe vines
beIt ade aetben Der 9sber nnb ba Rieren, es ~entfernt
@e{nmare. 0usl&ias, GaltfuB NIB anbere Tclsen
u~wreinen 9Iutes. G8 tretbt ba8 Maiarta Tleber
fel5f Ia ben Granddaughter Gdnen. Gs eurtrt appf=
i6merser, 8lufantrans na1 6em 9opfe unb Mis'dre.
1eriune has electric Bttters. 9etiune rirb ~garanttrt,
Gents nnp 81 n auen apptbeien. a~9bcisSaIs Bet
abrlpb Drsib. Tkcmpicn 4 60.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-05-10

Nur inner gere9t! 3u atbeus,
ga, befinbet ii9 Elm Bride, iiber mel
DE nur I'm Sdritt sefabren merben
bari. Die Yoliaetporidrift belast taut
Inidlag: rWer bieier Nnorbnurg su,
tuioer barbelt, miro, tper1t CT ein Weie
fer lit, In etae Citrate bon fiinf Dol
lars 9enommen, tpert1 er Elm @1tpar3er
1T. NIT finfunbjnan3ig peiti1enbieben
beftraft. Die 9dlfte Ser Citrate faut
benz an9eber si."
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-02-22

Compressed air for elevatlng water and giving
It pressure, At small expense you can secure
water from your well or cl8tern LOT every rV2n
Teadv TO dow when the faucet Is turned. The
pressure Is such as win throw water nom noSe
70 the helOhCh Of the ordinary house In case Of
are. Your lawns can be beautined with fo1n-
tainS. The grass and garden can be WateIeo ~
means OF a 6ose attached to lawn sprinkler OF
hydrant. WIN be glad to mail you circular ana
prices, giving all necessary informanons upon
"''''''' KIRTLEY BROS.S
1913 Walnut St.. KANSAS CITY, MO-
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19

The man with an important air took the
smiled.
Vacation trip, | s'pose," ventured the
important one. The other nodded
Ever hear of the engagement insurance
company" asked the man Of Importance
you know in summer how very impress
ionable men are. Well, represent scheme
that is simply great. A man may become
engaged to beautiful girl during his vaca-
ton and upon his return to town totally
forget the fact, owing to pressure of bust
ness, hard work, and so on. But the girl
may remember, and then there is likely to
be trouble Now, you take out a policy in
our company, and we insure you against
further worry Furthermore"-
But" interposed the amiable man, II
am mott
THAT may be-" continued the other
you do not seem to be that kind, but
there's no telling what may happen. Now,
for 81 a month you become member of
our company, and if you should be engaged
and afterward suffer with lack Of memory,
and breach of promise case looms up,
why, then we take the matter out Of your
hands and settle it. Seer Only one paltry
dollar month insures perfect liberty to
you. Do You not think it would be well to
take out a policyS"
The amiable man shook his head sadly.
NO" he answered, lit is too late. Ihave
been married several years. New York
Herald
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19
To the Worlds Unknown.

Our land abounds with monuments of art,
Memorial halls, fine statues, bronze and
stone;
To heroes, sages, let the world impart
Her praise; sing one song to the unknown
The unknown heroes who have lived and died,
In silence suffering, scorning all complaint,
The buried hopes, their ideals and their pride,
And burdens bore when weary. worn and
faint.
The recluse soul to all the world unknown,
Save to one faithful heart powerless to save,
Whose cloistered cell the world misnamed a
home,
The path of life around an open grave.
sing to poets whose pale lips arc dumb,
Whose ears are heavy with the din of toll.
Who to their full estate could never come
Slaves to hard circumstances and life's tur-
MOL.
sing to artists whose souls caught the beam
OF Light refulgent from the perfect day,
Whose hearts recesses with rare pictures
CLEAN,
That hands grown hard with toll fail to por-
tray.
sing to all the good, the wise, the true.
Who walk with bleeding feet life's dreary
years;
l sing because l catch heavenly view
OF their grand souls in more congenial
spheres.
Eliza Lamb Martyr.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19

OF Boston sits there by the sea an hez thou
sand arms
That reaches out through all the lam, through
all the hills an farms;
Strong arms they be tibet never rest, but pull
by night an day
An feel new strength wen they hev drawn our
boys an gals away.
valley dart,
An us oil fellers feel 'em allus pullin at our
heart,
For wen the arms Of Boston once are drawn
aroun' a lad
They pull him from his mothers arms an
pull him from his dad.
For there is sights in Boston, so they toll me,
that are gran,
For there is centered all the brains an money OF
the lam,
Houses that start down undergroun' an reach
up to the sky,
An men almost too rich an gran an good an
wise to die.
An men there Jest know everything an lug IT In
their heads,
For in Boston wisdom's ketchin, an like the
mumps 1t spreads.
30 my boys went down to Boston, couldn't
keep 'em here
AMI went down to visit 'em an see the sights
last year.
But everybody laughed at me an called me al
OIL duff
Because didn't talk like them wear their
kim er stuff,
For them wise men In Boston they amt wise
enough to know
A billed shirt doesn't make a man who has nc
heart below.
She may hev poet fellers whose songs fill earth
an skies,
An losserfers an things like that-but car
fosserfze.
My fosserfy Is this: A man may live an awful
while
An keep his clo'es in fashion an his soul bt
outer style.
An I'm Jest ez good ez Boston-let her throw
her arms aroun'-
There's one OIL chap clings to the hills, an sh,
can't pull him down,
An will wear my OIL plain buds no sun or rail-
can Spite,
Nor worry bout the fashion plate--but keel
my soul In style.
S w, Foss.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19
SHE SMOKED.
And, Oh, How Glad He Was to Find That
She Did,

And, oh, How Glad He Was to Find That
She Didi
Two of us left the train at country
junction to wait for the train on the other
road. It was pouring rain, and the waiting
room was only box about 10 feet square.
The other passenger was woman about 40
years of age, fairly well dressed, and as dis
gusted with the situation as l was. We
must kill off 2E hours some way, and
neither of us had book or paper. 1t rained
pitchforks, and there was no stirring out
am an inveterate smoker. | had not
smoked for two hours previous to our
arrival, but | had not been cooped up
there 10 minutes when felt that | must
smoke IL had TO stand out in the rain to
do 1t. Although not introduced to each
other, the woman and exchanged opinions
on the weather and other things. This
helped some, but at the end of half an hour
| was half dead for smoke. had six
real Havana cigars in my pocket, and the
thought of them made my mouth water. |
finally got up and began pacing the floor
and wishing that woman in Jericho, and
she presently observed:
stranger, ar We in an awful hurry to git
homer"
mo. didn't expect to get home be-
fore T."
Got heap O. bizness on your mindY
81 can't say that l have"
"Mebbe you've bin token sickp"
mo, Pm in perfect health"
You was actin so mighty narvous
didn't know but sumthin was wrong. Look
| a-here, stranger, ar you one of these over.
pertickler men'"
How do you mean"
"Why, one o. these men who turn ur
their noses at the smell of terbacker'"
Great Scott, woman" | shouted as
turned on her. do you smoke n piper"
"I-sometimesI'' she stammered. And
I'm jest dead fur a few whiffs this very
mint, and if you don't keer PIP
| And can't live 10 minutes longer If
don't smoker yelled as grabbed for a
cigar and match.
She produced paper of tobacco and a
clay pipe, borrowed my light and we sat
there and pulled and talked and pulled
and so thoroughly enjoyed ourselves that
she said as the train came along:
| Pm glad it happened to be you. Lands
| a'massy, but IL I'd bin cooped up with ri
overpertickler man fur 21E hours I'd bin
SO nigh dead fur smoke that I'd tum
bled in a heap and kicked the bucket fur
| goodp'-Detroit Free Press.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19
What Dewdrops Are.

One autumn evening when the stars were bright
paused to contemplate their host untold,
All glittering with refulgence of pure gold,
Like gilt eyed daisies In field Of night
And as watched them with deep delight
saw one culver and then lose its hold
And drop to nowhere. Soon another rolled
Adown the sky and filtered out of sight.
&c. one by one, full many slipped from view;
And wondering where they fell, my couch
sought.
When awoke, the Dawn. behind its bars,
Was flushing pink, while sparkling drops of
dew
Lay on the grass. and then there came this
thought
That dewdrops are the ghosts of falling stars:
"A. l.. Donaldson.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19
Friendship.

Friendship Is not like love. 1t cannot say:
"Now IL fruition given me, and now
The crown Of me is set on mine own brow.
This is the minute, the hour and the day."
II cannot find moment which 1t may
Call that for which 1t lived. There is no vow,
Nor pledge thereof, nor first fruits of its bough,
Nor harvest, and no myrtle crown nor bay.
Love lives for what il may win or has won,
But friendship has no guerdon save to be.
Itself is its own goal, and in the past
Or future can no dearer dreams be done
Or hoped for, save its own dear self to see
The same, and evermore unchanged to the last
Edward Lucas White.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19
His Excuse Color blindness.

Sir" said man scrambling down from
high stool in the rotunda of the Astor
House and running after stranger recent
ly-"sir, you've got my umbrella.
At the same time he extended to the per
son addressed faded, tawny alpaca UNI
brella and extended his hand to receive in
return one which was new, evidently ex-
pensive and of jet black silk.
"Ah, to be sure" blandly replied the per
son addressed. 1T was great mistake.
You really must excuse me, for am color
blind New York Herald.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19
The Higher Law.

From like, like springs: not corn from weeds,
But corn from corn; from weeds, weeds
spring;
And so the law Of human deeds
From like, like springs
Exact the eternal balance swings
Above all laws of changing creeds
In morals or Of changing things
From like, like springs.
Good unto good. evil to evil leads,
Each soul itself the good or evil brings.
Naught else can harm the soul that haply
reads
From like, like springs.
Bennett Bellman.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19

They had been out yachting when asquall
came up, and for a time it was doubtful
whether they could continue their exist
ences here or on some other planet. The
cd safely, and every one drew deep breath
Of relief. For few minutes there was 81
lence. Then feminine voice remarked
devoutly:
"Thank heaven! Now let's go and curl
our hair It's all out."-Chicago Tribune.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19
Humble Philosophy.

Two laborers talked on their homeward way
OF the evils that poverty bore.
One cried as some naughty millionaire
Drove by with his coach and four,
''see, the dust from the rich mans carriage
wheels
Falls on the toiling poor"
But his mate replied with CHEEKY laugh
As they trudgsd on that dusty road,
"'Twould be jus the same II our carts went by
And you'd get more dust from the load"
And they passed-nor dreamed of the helpful
words
On q listening heart bestowed
Edith Perry Estes
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19
A Mistake Somewhere,

Mrs. Fangle Have you secured ledger
for your second floor yet, Mr., Goslini
Goslin (horriied)-I haven't been looking
for lodger, madam.
Mrs. Fangle-Why, Pm certain my hus-
band told me you had rooms to let in your
upper story.-Waif
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19

Miss Tentrunks-You seem fond of row
ing, Mr. Smalltalk.
Mr.. Smalltalk-Yaas, it's fine exercise for
developing the arms.
Miss Tentrunks (who is dying to be
squeezed III am glad you told me, for other
wise / would never have suspected it,
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19

"I NEWSPAPER is A NECESSITY to
III every person in the community man,
IL woman or child-who is able to read and
who desires to keep in touch with the spirit of this
progressive age and wishes be posted as to events
of interest which are continually happening at home
and abroad on land and sea-
The STAR is paper and has introduced
Californian methods of journalism into Hawaii where
before its advent the Massachusetts newspaper ira
dtions of 1924 held sway. 1t has three prime objects:
K
To support the of Annexation of Hawaii
to the United States and assist all other movements
political social or religious, which are of benefit to
these Islands and their people.
To print all the news of its parish without fear
favor. telling what goes on with freshness and
accuracy, suppressng nothing which the public has
the right to know.
To make itself indispensable to the family circle
by wise selection of miscellaneous reading matter.
X
AS a the stan has never been
accused of unworthy motives
AS a reporter the STAR has left no field of local
interest ungleaned
AS friend of good government the STAR has
been instant in service and quick to reach results.
AS advertising medium the STAR, from the
week of its birth, has been able reach the best
classes of people all the Islands.
K
Compare the daily table of with that
of any other evening journal in Honolulu
The STAR" Is
SO Cents
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19

In an English novel now little read a
brother and sister are described as escap-
ing from a schoolroom and hanging over
the stair rail to watch the guests at ball
make their way from the dressing room to
the drawing room.
"Why is it," asks the sister, that the
older and scrawnier they get the more back
they showS"
Other people besides the small English
girl have asked the same question. -Har-
per's Bazaar.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19
Might Change His Mind.

mo, Herbert, cannot marry you. Papa
will not allow it," said Harlem young
lady to a member of the theatrical profes
sion.
"Why not'"
Because he says you are an actor. If l
could only persuade him to go to the thea
ter when you are in the play, don't think
he would object any more on that score. +"
Texas Siftings
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19
The Woman of 1t.

A young lady, visiting for the first time
In the country, was alarmed at the ap-
proach Of COW. She was too frightened
to run, and shaking her parasol ut the ami
NAL she said in "A very stern tone, Lie
down, sir; lie downp'-Caleutta Times
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-19
What He Took.

Bizz-I used to belong to a theatrical
company myself.
Futlite-What part did you taket
Bizz-Oh, l took it all was treasurer
Detroit Free Press.