The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1893-09-24
BEAUTY md THE BEAST
Tho Who and the Which Are Johnstons
Bennett and Her Ugly BuliGOg-NrNt 10
Paris She Admircs His Front Teeth.

Tho Who and the Which Arc Johnstons
Bennett and Her Ugly Bulilog-Erxt 10
Paris She Admire. His Front Teeth.
tombstone Bennett has dog. That is. n new
dog. She calls him Governor" although his
real name. written at the bottom of pedigree
as long "a your arm. is "Qu!bber."
Governor. Is bulldog: one OF those animals
which make your very blood run cold IL they
simply wink the left eye. He is the double
distilled essence OF ugliness. with full lower
set Of teeth always en- eridence and their usual
acconlpan mcnt Of large and active pink
tongue. This Tongue is obtrusive!y Affection
ate toward Miss Bennett. whose korchicfs arc
constantly employed in rasng tho marks Of
affection which Governor bostows upon her.
TO Miss BENEFITS credit DO IT recorded that
these demonstrations are unsolicited by her
They arc evon severely rebuked, Still. sh'
returns the affection OF her new net She saws
that she loves those bristIing front teeth with
a mad passion" and that the pink tonlls
stands in her heart as in reality, not lar be-
hind the teeth Miss Bennett is distinctly
proud OF her dog.
That is not tho feeling with which the other
guests OF the Victoria Hotel regard tho new
arrival When Governor lrst came Miss Ben
net. was told that he must be kept down stars
with tho other pet dogs ~ tn, house. She
agreed. Governor also did not dcmur no
was introduced to the polite society Of Eundry
pugs. poodles. and black and tans who were
living in peace and harmony in the basemcn'.
He remained with them two days. Dung
which time he ,whottel his Idoiizai front t"'lh
on the bones OF several OF the choicest SplTt.
in that hitherto genial company. On the th!rl
day the landlord s nd. ten;ntively:
Miss Bennett, II you'd like TO have v0Ur 4 z
obje sn your room u'n '"'"A any ono "'"'
So Governor reioined his mistress, and l"1ns
deprived of the tootnsome canine o., t." h.-"-
ment. he proceeded to exercise Ms laws -
swapping up the heels and rost"ri"r ="rn ~, ~
Benpetts salary is large. As Tor chanG"r'
maids. the entire corps has. one by on" under
ernor and his mistress Two but they Lave al
succumbed to deadly terror. one brave Eiii.
who would Doubtless have been Joan Of Ar9
under propitious circuInsta nccs, has al last
thrown herself into, the, breach, she da%
takes her lie in her hands and makes , NJ
funeral shall 10 al that heart s"Pla wi,9, ~.
owner Of a number, Of other dogs, One is
Wimbledon pug living at present IN F EnGana,
property Of Miss, Bennett They are living
s asthma With n ali this svlionce on hand. oHa
would be almost ready to assert that d2gs
Rsss ne FAD %s the sanf lat Of
not Miss bennett avs so herself. She has
no fads. The nearest APPROACH to any 5eai Gu.
sire to live In Paris; she assures ynt rhlmY
that she does not ind lie worth living, ana
gives AS IA guess at the reason tho remark that
she has everything except the ono thing she
wantslifG in Paris
Miss Bennett shuts her eyes and mouth
very tight when she has said this, 1t makes
her look very fetching. and you forgive her
cynicism and say hopolesslY:
Whats the matter with Now York ~
i've nothing to say against New lork whore
the people have been SO sweet to me, but IN
and. though I've. not lived In Paris exceit
two months out OF the year. it's heaven to me"
And do you really care nothing Tor the
things you have r
Miss Bennett shrugged her shoulders
DO you mean. do spell my Art with a cap
ital letter and ali that sort of thing don't
don't care for 1t or anything connected With
Miss Bennett. what do you Ike TO do
better than anything elseT
Nothing
What iads have your
"R00 you sswT
Or 10 fancy work.
well, thank you, III write something
And the next day / read that embroider
most beautifully. that ! take my knitting TO
rehearsals, mend my own clothes. and send
things 10 deserving seamen. But as say
DO none OF these things. First love Paris.
then this, ugly. beasts beautiful front teeth.
days. and turn out great painter or sculptor,
or writer, Al, the present writing. however.
life u certainly no. worth living. and yot-it
must must be lived Hence Jane Hence. slSs. that