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The Helena independent., 1893-12-20
Whnt Saved tho Parrot.

Pat ito parrot, who has finished whis-
tling "God Save the Queen n')-Begor'a,
it's dunn good thing ye hev green iithcrs
on yez. II yer was canary, I'D twist yer
neck fer ez.-Brooklyn Life.
The Helena independent., 1893-12-20

NOTICE-THE SECOND NATIONAL BANK.
~ located at Helena, III the state Of Montana,
IS closing up its affairs All note holders And
sthers creditors OF laid association, are there
lore hereby notified to present tho aotos aAA
sther claims sgAinst the association for pap
Asht. GEORGE u. CHILD. CaohlAA
Dated Sept "a 1898.
The Helena independent., 1893-12-20

II tho hair has been made TO grow a nat
urnl color on bald. hesds In thousands Of
casss BY using Halls Hair hsnswsr. why
will 10 not in your oase2
The Helena independent., 1893-12-20
footwear.

May-Carpets arc curious things, mann
ma.
Mamma-Why SO? .......
May-Although they are bought by the
yard, yet they're worn by the foot.-Ex-
change. +--
The Helena independent., 1893-12-20
: AMsx ,!y!!;|;,| P:.,;ks;!

DR. Caton's Reliable Compo ound for Ladies ars
Safe, pfompt, EffoctuA.. 1he original pnd only
ssaied. Advice Tres. CATION SPlC. CO.. AeS
-, Naas
The Helena independent., 1893-12-20
Pennyroval Pills.

Dr. Psrryis Ielisble are tho safest and boat
regulAtor for ladies; nothing unpleasant. and
always e1ectnal. Advice tree. Paekagrs s!
and u aifsos. THk CATION Co. Drusg sta
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30
THE wonhD's FAIR VIEWS
And Sights and scenes of tho World stili
Favor.

aAHA BAAAo tAAAN 'NNtAN' -
Favor.
The coupons and dimes continue to
come in for the INTELMGENcER's mag
ni6cent art portfolios, both the Worlds
Fair Photos and the Sights and Scenes
OF the World. The demand for each
succeeding number brings with 1t also
orders Tor the previous parts. To those
who call at the Office to-day or here
after with the coupons for Part 3 the
portfolio will be delivered at once, as
was done and is still being done with
No. 4. Parts . and have all been
mailed to all entitled to them, but not
ali have yet reached their destinations,
owing to the Christmas rush in the
mails. All will be delivered, however,
in a few days. A letter was received
yesterday saying that all parts so far
ordered had been mailed, and hereafter
all orders will be filled the day they are
received.
All who have seen the first part Of
tho Sights and Scenes OF tho World pro
nounce 1t fully as fine rs the World
Fair book. All are surprised at its
high character, considering that 1t IS
practically given away.
Subscribers should becaroiul in send
ing in the coupons to write their names
plainly. Some have forgotten to give
their names at all. Others have for
gotten to enclose the dime. Both the
address and the money must accompany
the coupons, or no books.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

1t seems necessary to explain that in
the article in tho lNrELMdENcER OF
Thursday about the insurance on the
Whitaker mill fire no reflection on
Major Alderson's insurance agency was
made or intended. Though all that in
surance was placedthrongh that agency,
yet only two companies represented by
j. @. Anderson & 90. happened to be on
this risk at the time OF the FIRE, aud
they are not the cause oil the delay in
the adjustment OF this loss. Major
Anderson has been in the insurance
business in this city nearly n quarter OF
century, and during all this time his
agency has been noted Tor the prompt
and satisfactory adjustment OF all losses.
The blame rests elsewhere.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

The other day L. X. Williams had an
overcoat stolon from Mossgrove's hotel
at Steubenvil!e. He suspected the thief
had come here, and he came to Wheel
ing and notified the police. Last even
ing Officer Scalley found Frank Kinpley,
a colored man, in front OF the Opera
House, with the coat on, and he was ar
rested and locked up and Mr.. Williams
notified,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

Clerk Hook yesterday admitted to
record transfers OF real estate rs fol-
lows.
December 10, by John and Brice
Blaney, executors Of Joseph Blaney, de.
ceased, to Susan, wife OF George W.
Guy, for $4,000, two hundred acres OF
ground on the waters OF Middle Wheel
ing creek, near the Pennsylvania state
line.
December 30, by James Kennedy, jr.,
to William W. Kennedy, for 81 600, one.
half interest in the north half OF lot l
in square in Waters addition to the
city,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

One OF the sights on Main street yes.
terdNy afternoon for thirty minutes was
Il wagon load OF powder in charge Of a
boy, who left the horse unhitched and
went off some distance skylarking with
some OF his friends. The powder was
without any cover. At the time there
were twelve teams on the half square,
eight OF which were unhitched. The
hoy in charge OF the powder wagon
must have had great confidence in the
strength OF the powder kegs. in case the
horse ran away and "busted them all tc
smash." How safe were the people on
that hall square? There WAS about Goa
pounds oil powder in the load,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30
Tho nIodcrn NIothcr

Has found that her little ones are i'm
proved more by the pleasant laxative,
Syrup OF Figs, when in need OF the laXa-
tive effect of gentle remedy than by
any other, and that it is more accepta-
bic to them. Children enjoy it and it
benefits them. The true remedy, Syrup
OF Figs, is manufactured by tho Cali
-ornia Fig Syrup Co. only.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

Yesterday Officer West found n man
named Leroy Offering to sell two ladies'
fine mackintoshes for dollar apiece.
This aroused suspicion and the man
was locked up and the coats LETT police
headquarters for Identification if they
had been stolen. One is plaid and tine
other light grey. Ii no evidence can
be found by this morning that the man
stole them he will be arraiEned for ped
ding without license.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

A watch meeting for yonng men will
be held at the Young Mems Christian
Association building on Sunday night
from 10 o'clock to midnight. There
will be a change OF tonic and leader
each half hour. The service will be an
interesting one. All men are invited to
-ntfnnl
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

IFyou cannot SEQ H0d need spcctnclos
you should call m us and hnvs your cy0S
tested without charge. We have the finest
Instruments and moro experience thnn amy
other OpticIRn in tho state, and guarantee
satisfaction or money refunded.
JACOB ". GHUBB,
JcwGler and Optlcinn,
Corner Twelfth and Market.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

is rendered more Wholesome and pala.
table ii instead Of using milk or cream
you use the Gail Borden Eagle Brand
Condensed Milk, or ii you prefer it I'M
sweetened then use Borden's Peerless
Brand Evaporated Cream.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

Water rents now due and arc subject
to discount OF 10 per cent if paid be-
fore January l. Not taking advantage
OF this discount is equivalent to borrow
ing money at the rate of 40per cent per
annum. Cnn YOU afford this?
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

TAKE barge Lizzie X, foot OF Twelfth
street, direct TO foot ball grounds. Fare
5 cents each way. Sixty per cent OF net
receipts will be given to the poor OF
Wheeling.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

AUCTION SALE Saturday afternoon and
evening OF Hats, Caps and Gents fur
nishing goods. BERGER & DORSEY,
1911 Main street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

About two weeks ago Mrs. Sells, wife
OF Lon Sells, the Bridgeport ice dealer,
fell ut her home and injured herself in
ternally. Inflammation set in, aud she
died last evening OF her injuries.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

ONLY one more days to save 10 per
cent on Water Rents. Office open
every nightthis week until s o'clock.
THE CRY WATER BOARD.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30
New nenrllIns nnnsc.

Mr.. Howard Runyon, late chef of the
Mcclure House, will open q first.class
boarding house ut No. zoos Main street,
known as the Old Grant House. Mr..
Runyon has hcen cook ever since he
was boy, and has worked in some OF
the best hotels in tho country and
thoroughly understands tho business
and solcits the patronage OF the public.
Everybody will find things tirst.class in
the eating line, and at moderate prices.
Call ut MS place OF business, No. zoos
Main street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

Bridge Co. hnVC adopted penny foot toll
for males and Will allow females to pass
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.
Ghe GnteIt1qstrrea:


Fine Furuiture-Alex. Frew-Fiith Page,
Wmp Sale-GeO. T. Stitcl q Co.-Flith Page.
Cloak Salc-J S Rhodes ~ Co.
Pianos at a Bargain-K HOge.
Special Mce,ng-Tndes' Assembly.
Flrst United Presbyterian Church.
First Presbyterian Church.
Second Presbyterian Church.
Fourth Street 81. Z. Church.
List OF Letters
Wartcd-YOmg Sian.
Periodicals. EtC--L. i. Freese.
Closing out Sale OF Holiday Goods-John
FFiedgl & Co,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

We commence to-day our semi.annual
clearance sale and invite your attention
to our closing out prices on Wraps, Furs,
Wrappers, Suits, Curtains, Chenille
Goods, Underwear. Blankets, etc. These
goods must be sold.
IT FN1eurt,tpp
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

To be In line with the times, tltO Wheel
ing bridge Co. have reduced foot toll TO
one cent for males und Will allow females
to pass free.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30
FuR cAPEs--sroNE 8 ~ oMas.
Stone & Thomas.

FUR CAPES Ct g. $ T.: :s
at the prices wehavo made:
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30
ELEGANT AND USEFUL CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
AT POPULAR PRICES.

Shirts, Ncokwenr, Gloves, Initial Hand.
Icrchlcfs, Half Hose, Knit Jackets, OEicc
Goats and Underwear.
our Merchant Tailoring Department is
complete and VIC are prepared to mike mp
c, HESS & SONS,
Fashionable TnilOrs and Cents Furnish
ers, 1891 aud 1923 Market street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

Call and See Our Limo Before Buying
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30

II. EMsHErMER,
IS and 90 Eleventh street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-30
srATIoNERY. BOOKS. &c.
Holiday Goods

We have opened fine line
of goods for the Holiday Trade,
such as Games, Children's
Books, Albums, Manicure Sets,
Toilet Sets, etc, etc. The
finest line of Cards and Book
lets ever brought to the city.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02

mare pony, weighing about 400 pounds,
year old sorrcl mare, weighing about
1000 pounds bay mare with white star
In face, white hind feet, weighing about
900 pounds; large gelding, weighing
1900 or 1900 pounds, brand large E with
G in middle; bay pony mare, weighing
about 700 pounds, with anchor brand, P
on top; one iron.gray mare, about 2 or3
years old, with crotch brand another
iron-gray mare, about years old, with
crotch brand ~ bay mare with crotch
brand. BrSaus all on left shoulder. The
owncf will please call, pay charges and
take them away. A. L. HoNsTAIN.
Winchester, N. -.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02
The Tribune Kns

Judge Winchester and
Tuttle returned from w
evening, where a term of
It seems that a grand jur
petition, but only q bal
present to act. The :
brought IN indictments ~
under the second paragl
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02
lyons & W00DMANSEE,
AGRTCuLT
IMRIENIENTS
NORTH DAKOTA.

Belle and Jackson wagons, any
size from 3 to 81, with wide tires;
narrow tires furnished on special
orders; Road Carts, Road Wagons,
Buggies, Carriages and Buckboards,
WoodmanseeS Steel Windmills; Har
ris & Cole Wooden Pumps; Porce-
lain Cylinder Wooden 8x8 Pumps,
complete, for l6 or l8 foot Well,
$3.50; J. I. Case Thrashers. Russell
& Miller Thrashers, Minnesota
Chief Thrashers.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02
"ALL HAIL THE POWER

"ALL HAIL THE POWERn
OF the st. Paul Fire g. Marine Insurance
Company, with delight, to protect your
crops against Hail-the farmers great
enemy.
For rates or other information call on
or address
q. NJ. PYE l. Co., Agents,
Office Capital National Bank,
Blelnarck, N. D.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02
For Over Fifty Years.

AN OLD AND WELl-TRIED REMEDY. - Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been used for
children with perfect success. II soothcs the
child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures
wind collie, and Is the best remedy for dlafrhaa.
every part Of the world. Twenty-Five cents q
bottle, lis value Is incalcuable. Be sure and
ask for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup, and
take no other kind. 6sss.ftss1.gs-
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02
TAKEN UP.

One three year.old dark iron .gray
mare, w{lh small star in forehead; one
two.ycar-old light iron. gray mare, strip.
IN face. No brands or marks Of any
kind. They are of good size and look
call, pay CHARGES and take them away. /.
Apply to NJ. Mahancy, Jr., Winchester
N. D, ,or NJ. Mahaney, Williamsport, ND.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02
Grand.Jury Report

The grand jury filed into court and
the following report was read by the
clerk, D. w. Casey:
The Jail was examined and found in az
good condition as could be expected, be.
ing under repair. Itwas occupied by the
sheriff and his family, and they seemed
to be comfortably situated.
The county building was visited and
found in considerable confusion, and we
recommend that the county officials be
asked to keep 1t in better order.
It was found that the county commits.
sioners had sNeeded their authority BY
throwing % the 2penHlty ON certain de.
linquent taxes, and we ask mat the mat.
ter be looked into by the proper authority
and legal or other proper means taken to
see that they do not exceed their author.
It Is also found that taxes have been
collected on all personal property, regard.
less of the exemption laws.
We have also found that thes
expended money for vault ano
the same to property not belongin,
county: And we do not approve
expenditures.
It is also requested that the sts
torney be requested to lnvestlg,
violation of the prohibition ani
laws. @. J. ALLEN, For
D. w. CAsEY, Clerk.
Judge Winchester thanke
jury for the diligence
had worked and the
which they had transa
before them. He furth
had at first been oppef
ola grand Jury, but he
it had probably been
also thanked the Fole
jurors in few appropri
Court then adjourned.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02
SETTLER.
WinOna.

Correspondence OF the REco ND.
May 80.-Very quiet in Wlnona nowa.
days. Nearly every one has gone to Bills
port to attend court. Among the crowd
is our Times editor, with his bronchos.
We hope that no measures of oats will be
left by the roadside along his line Of
march, to the end that he may return
with q whole buggy and sound team.
THAT lively and energetic bird known
as the mosquito is getting altogether too
lively in these parts. Notwithstanding
the hard times, he presents his bill at
every opportunity. ga great many are
complaining that their seed corn does not
sprout ThisNls unusual IN this part of
the country. Can any one give reason
for it,. For ~."" received another
cargo of fre: hi" Castalia.
80. Mrs r ''-"r
tO.T
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02

Ask your druggist for bsttle of Qua.
ker Oatarrh Cure. It will cure your ca
tarrh when all other remedies have failed
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02
Never fails-Quaker Catarrh Cure
AROUND The COUNTY.
Westtield.

Correspondence Of the RECORD.
Mr.. Noldenvelt, who bought 100 ewes
last fall. has seventy. i've lambs; Miss
Annie. Hoffman had limb broken by q
frightened hog running against it. Mr..
Van Beck has been buying potatoes from
the farmers of late.. There Is preaching
every Sunday at the church. The ladies
are fixing up the parsonage for the minis
ter. >. Crops are looking finely.
SETTLER.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02

We will guarantee and furnish Repairs free Of cost to
chessrs during first season We will sell fet cash Manila
Twin Cities Binding Twne. Plow Lays and Repairs the
Machines handle M be strictly cash.
have competitors in North Dakota prices We will
furnish repairs for any Machine have that DO moi
handle, if you will let US know.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02

A nice line of Chlldren's Trimmed Hats
and Ladies' Untrimmed Hats for 25 cents
at K. Brady s. Co.'s.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02

International Stock Food" Is lust
what your horses, cows and hogs need in
the spring to keep them thriving. George
Jennings sells it. 80
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02
LAND FOR SALE.

Southeast quarter of section 1s. town
ship 1876, range 70. 81 miles west of Will.
Transport; Will sell cheap; small payment
down and long time on balance, at low
rate Of interest. c. D. EDIcK,
Bismarck, N. D.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1893-06-02
LYONS T. WOODMANSEE,
Steele. Nor. Oak.
S. A. Peterson F,
" REAARR Iaa
GENERAL MERCHANDISE.

AFull Stock Of Staple and Fancy Gro
ceries Fresh Meats always on hand P;
buy and self ali kinds Of Farm Produce;
agent for Champion Hatvesters. and
Mowers, Appleton Seeders and Press
Drills, Minneapolis Traction Engines,
and the Victor Separators. Prices and
Qualities always gtaranteet.
Mercha nts' National Bank
Block, 9TH ST., near Broad.
way, Bismarck, N. D.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-05-05
BRIGHT BITS.

Have you thanked Uncle Charles for your
dog yet, Freddie:"
Yes; but I ought er had it any way I've
been prayin for dog the last two months"
Life,
She-So she married that bald-headed old
scamp! Why, heard he had been black
balled al every club in town.
He-Thats why he married. for a home.
Life.
Il wish. said the embarrassed looking
man who had tried to dance, that it wasn't
SO hardto catch train at the depot and so
hard to miss it in the ball room-Washingto
Star ..4...
Cadby-I'd like to marry Miss Richie on one
account. -s...
Cadby-Her bank account Harvard Lam
pooh.
You say your boy is a somnambulist?"
Yes; gets up in the night
He good deal different from my boy:
can. get him up even in the morning .-New
prR PRESS ..H ..U. Co.,.
Wife-I have just been to the dentists and
had tooth drawn.
Husband heoving a sigh)-Lucky tooth
It is now beyond the reach of your tongue
De Sobremesa.
How shall I enter the money the cashier
profit andloss?'
No; suppose you put it under running ex-
penses. Society Journal.
Guest Say waiter, are you positive that
this is wild duck am eating?
Watter-O, yes, sir: so wild, in fact. we had
to chase 10 round the backyard for fifteen
minutes Before we could catch it.-1ruth
Little Boy-The hens out west must be aw-
full little.
Mamma Why so?
Little Boy-Uncle John says he's seen hail
stones there as large as hens eggs.-Good
News.
Il heard an alarm of fire ] think" he said
in the theater, and ] must 90 out and see
about it Returning after fifteen minutes
1t wasn't a fire he said shortly Nor
water" said she still more brtefy.-Yale
Record.
Il think whistling should be taught boys in
school, said Hathaway.
"Why?' queried Barnum.
Because. if it was you couldn't get EN- to
practice it outside said Harkaway.- Harp
ers Bazaar.
Collector-Mr. TRACER, will you subscribe
towards the decoration of the soldiers
graves
Mr. TRACER No sir! The men whose
graves l want to decorate amt dead yet
LIES Calendar.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-05-05
PERSONAL.

Mr.. Weisse a Chicago "shatchen'-a sort
of marriage broker-styles himself a com
missioner of love"
Among the 400 candidates for the sixty
seats in the Paris municipality is Nine.
Pauline Mink. the Polish wife of a French
anarchist. Nine Mink enters the list Of can
didates as woman mother, socialist and re-
publican. -
Wee Hun Penk is the richest Chinaman in
Arizona, If not in America He was cook in a
mining camp three years ago. Now he owns
all OF Salt Bacon mine and half interest in
the Pail of Soup lead He is said to be worth
SO, 100000
Miss Viola Roseboro, whose clever maya
zine stories have gained her many admirers.
has left her southern home and taken up her
tinctiOn of having had twelve stories accepted
by one magazine in single year.
A movement to erect a statue to Queen
Isabella of Spain has been started by several
society ladies of New York headed by Mrs
c. Van Etten Mack. The intention is thatthe
statue shall stand at the Eighth avenue en-
trance to Central park, facing the statue of
Columbus.
The Empress of Austria, whose tastes
range from expensive Pompeiian palaces at
Corfu to thoroughbred horses and an enthu-
slaStic longing to learn modern Greek. is so
fond Of flowers that her dinner table is fire.
duently covered with them to the exclusion of
everything but the plates. In expectation of
her approaching return to Vienna the garden
ers at SchOnbrunu are now forcing" thou
sands of roses and growing orchids to adorn
her apartments.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-05-05
You Can't Believe the Newspapers.

Some years ago" said the man, who, &C
cOrding to the Detroit Free Press. might
have been untruthful and might not, Il was
in small town in New York state where
Chauncey Depew was billed to make speech
that night, and it happened | stopped at the
same hotel he did. Just after supper the edi-
tor of the local paper dropped in TO see Mr..
Depew, and the distinguished gentleman pro
ceeded to,have some fun with the country
journalist. He had, too, and every now and
then he rounded up a sentence against the
editor by saying: o, you can't believe every
thing there is in the newspapers, the editor
having used newspaper matter very largely in
his argument.
After the speech-making was over the
editor met Mr.. Depew in the hotel office
again and there was big crowd present.
Well my friend inquired the genius
Chauncey what did you think of my speech?
The editor hesitated a moment
% Are you he asked solemnly, the genuine
Chauncey NJ. Depew"
Certainly. Why not? laughed Mr..
Depew.
'' Are you the one that all the newspap ers
have been saying was the finest speaker the
greatest talker, the sharpest stumper and the
brightest wit before the publieY pursued the
editor.
So 1 guess I'm the one blushed the gentle
man. Why
30, because you can't believe everything
there is in the newspapers, and Chauncey
shook hands with the editor and called it
square"