Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1893-02-03

Case hardened-Lawyers.
Nothing pays poorer interest on the
Investment than wearing long face
job had boils, to be sure, but then he
didn't have any newspaper portrait.
The P d W. has put some new coaches
OF the Nanowgauge.
Henry Reiger caught large red fox in
a hole on Humes farm in Cleartield town
ship, lest Wednesday.
The man who was knocked over and had
three ribs broken by hack said afterward
that he felt very much run down.
We are under obligations TO Rep
Dou.hett for ''Smuil," and Rep. Mates
for Worlds Fair Book.
A Greece City young man got eighteen
pole-pussies out Of one hole few days
ago, and sold their skins for $l2.
A. J. Frank and Co. intend removing
to Walls Station on the p. r. R., and are
building a store room there.
There was "panic in whisky last
Monday and it dropped five points
THIS is stock market talk.
The newest athletic exercise recon :
mended for girls and women is turning
somersaults
Pork has reached the highest figure
known in years. $50 barrel is the price
asked.
No, Maud dear, the man who drives a
pair that are worth pile is not necessarily
piie-driyer.
The winter winds whistle particular
" mournful tune as they blow through the
baseball grounds.
The most ardent admirers of feminine
loveliness are women who are not blessed
with an over-supply ofcomeliness.
-Blobbs-s'The rainbow has some le-
gend connected with the food, has it not
Wigwag-"Wny. of course; it describes an
arc
fare these cigars strongi" asked the
man Of the cigar dealer. Are theyf' re
piled tho latter, "well, you just try to pull
on one, and youll gee if they are.
Rails why do you laugh at those
stupid jeFes Of Mr. Bores'r' Nails-"Why,
the fact il, you know, Mr.. Bores is a
member Of the firm | wnrk.for."
For several days this season there was
good skating in some parts OF Texas
Skates are almost as great curiosities there
as fans in Greenland.
-Bessic-"A At any rate there's one NICE
thing about that hateful Mr. Hightone in
cold weather" Jessie--"what I'd like
to knowir Bessie-"Eis furlined ulster. .
--"Tske little water after that medi
csne," said the physician to the Kentucky
Colonel whom be was attending at one o.
the hotels. "Ah-ahlv said the Colonel
.do have to take the water
The late rains spoiled the sleighint
and coasiipg All the high grade streets
of the town were used to an unusual extent
for coasting last month, and no serious
accidents were reported.
-Ifyon want to see cozy hotel take
look through Harry Faubei's Hotel Butler
He has transformed the old Eitenmillei
House into as comfortable looking place
as you would wish to stop at.
-'Now," said the photographer, '.jus
thing you are sitting for pic ure TO b.
sent to patent medicine firm to be uset
in connection with an 'aftrT taxing ad il
the newspapers, and will be sure o get
likeness that will please you"
Midnight mechanics entered Walter
Mil last Friday night and helped them
selves to some -four; also Weser's stor
Saturday night, and carried off cigars
pipes, old coins, watch, and othe
articles.
John Keefer Of Butler twp, whos
place is along the Potersville road, tw
and half miles west Of Butler, complain
of the Shooters leaving their empty can
in his woods; and desires us 10 say tha
they must stop it or be viii prosecute.
There vas Is feet and inches of wa
ter in tho cnongahela at Pittsburg, Mon
day, and l5 feet. inches in the Allegheny
The ice eorges in both rivers went out
crushing and grinding, but owing to th
great precautions taken, no great damsg
was done.
1t may be wei. to remind township an
borough Auditors that the law requirs thel
to have rs official and rs sample ballot
printed for each so names on the list
the Assessor Of their election district; all
that they must deliver the tickets to II
Judges OF election the day before electio
day.
The placing Of salt on the streets ar
sidewalks ought not TO be allowed.
makes mixture far colder than any il
can BE; il il also injurious to leather al
often occasions Soreness in the feet
re. The use of salt in this manner
prohibited 10 many OF tne clues.
DIR. CLANCY, president Of Bates ca
lege, illustrates the progress ofco educatif
by telling the story Of how a man in lS6
on being asked how many students we
attending the college, answered: Fort
three students and niger and q woman
and adds, Now there are forty women
the classes"
Hattie Bernard Chase is an honora
member of many lodges Of the b. o p.
and carries with her many haDdson
jeweled badges of the Order, presented
her by the different lodges who elected b
to membership. One Of them, preseut'
to her by the Memphis, Tenn lodge la
spring. is mammoth gold star, in Il
center of which is large chased Ell
head the antiers holding six large di
monds. The eyes are ruhies and the enti
ornament il one of the hsndromest Al
most valuable souvenirs Of The kind.