Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-01-09


Everything rsisss ny tne farmer sells
for good price tais year except wheat
TnaE uneAt q cheaper tnaa ever D.
fire knoan IA this county due 10
tho large supply now stored IN the
graperies OF tue prod uceTs and ia ths
elevators OF tue buyers The quantity
81 wheat now grown IN tins country -
- too great for any combination or
synticals 10 get q corner upon IL
Hastings Banner.
Flovd Cnadw WICK, who wzs down from
CreensEils last week 10 rec MS ioiks
and some others, took hls Grsnc Ledge
girl out for = sleigh ride sunday AFTER
boon. which was AL very pleasant sna
proper until I've overturned Inc cutter
n me ditch; and Floyd declares ne
vas giving the horse one-tentn OF ms
attention, too.-Grand Ledge inoe-
pendent-
A minister annoyed by tobacco chew
lag mus spoke 10 his congregation:
Jake YOUR quid OF tobacco out or
your mouth on entering The house OF
God. and gently lay il On the fence. III
viii probably De there when you go
out. for rat won't take II. dog won't
take il, neither will . hog."-Belding
star.
A Canadian Newspaper calls attention
20 a nursing bottle advertisement,
which concludes with the words: When
the baby 10 done drinking Is must be
unscrewed and LAID IN cool place
under = tap. IL the baby does not
thrive on fresh milk. II must DO boiled.
-Monicaim HsrAld.
C. G.. SeArIes OF Grand Rapids has
been calling upon bis old time friends
here for tbe past few days lie IN
formed us that Charles Fitch regards
the ssyle Of tall hat worn now mccn
superior 10 that of four years ago.
Paw Paw Northerner.
Willis Kerns. tbs popular CLERK OF
Charlevolx county. came up from
Boyne City on Thursday to look aiter
sorne business. Willis - not what
might be called q beautiful mao, but
NV how ne runs on q republican
tekst--Petoskey Record.
We understand that John E. Rain
how has purchased the house and lot
opo.site c. L. sweets residence. known
as the Haynes property. This 10 very
pleasant location aud John IS 10 be con-
graduated upon his aquisition.-kai-
kaskA kalkasklan.
The street cars on runners, nicely
warmed by coal stoves. are great
snings- All that 10 now wanted ID ear
trumpets for the drivers so one can
attract their attention without exciting
the interest OF the whole neignborhood.
-Cheooygan Democrat
We received . handsome New Years
present from Messrs- Olsen * Walden
Two pretty plush cases, one each for
gloves and bandkerchlefs. Thanks,
gentlemen; your kindness snail ever
be remembered.-Le Roy Independent.
Captain Mac says that investors in
CAnuck real estats should DO warned
In time. Csnuck laws are made to
swindle and Canuck judges uphold the
swindler, especially II no be lawyer
or member.-Tustin Ecno.
The party Il known who took the
shawl from the baby cab at the C0ngre-
sasiOnzl church Christmas eve, and
will avoid trouble and exposure by re-
turning the same to the lawful owner.
Edmore Journal.
This Is the way an Adrian citizen
advertised some real estate which he
wished to sell: "Durt for sail" Ii
will SAP when he finds o customer
who can ERASE the wind"
Record.
The Kritzsr Milling company have oul
thanks for sample sacks OF wheat And
buck wheat flour which they sent 10 ouI
lsrder IN time for New Years. We
have sampled it--Sewaygo Democrat
IL you should come to the village and
not see those monkeys IN Dudley
Titus window you would miss the
larges, attraction in the villsge.-Grant
Ledge Republican.
The new lookup is completed. The
marshall says that il will not he oper
for sramps this winter, unless they be
long 20 the printers profsssion.-Sar
mac Local.
Since the snow has come our wooc
Pile stays a. home evenings. We woulc
rejoice 10 see il snow every day unit
We have II al housed.-NashvIlie News
Earl ]. Fellows OF Hudson drew I
$4,000 prize IN lottery, and has jus
drawn another prize in . wife to hell
him save it.-Eaton Rapids Herald
"An;Ics1 has at Last been heard from
III that name WAS reversed 1t woulC
lock better on paper and sound better
prcsunle.-treeport Herald.
The large county dram promises I.
be complete success Newcom5 is [
hustler and understands his business. -
Charlotte Republican.
Christmas eve Miss Adelia Reynold
vas presented with tine pug by on
Of her many acknowledgements
Observer.
Jesse Misrs got up . wood bee 70
the church yesterday. Didn't learI
nov much wood they got.-Sunfiels
sun
The mills Of the gods grind slowly.
ard that a the way locals grind GU
tsis week Sparta Sentinel.
The oyster supper in the basement o
tbs church WAS a grand success
Charlotte Leader.
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