Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-04-09

who is being loved and whose ewes hive
n dfoopy look. IL will encourage the
coming novelist. and make the actor more
human, II he doesn't act better. For my
own part, 50 strong believer am / In
TINS gentle compound that / think II
Would even make bad actor better
Consequently managers ought TO buy II
by the ton--that Is TO say. the sulphur
by the ton and the molnssps bv tile
gallon. adore giving prescriptions
every fool does. There ara men who 20
TO work and study out the WHY'S and
Mhefelores OF humanity physically. and
lheh' When humanity physically Is out of
order they know whut will make II
wei again But the world Is brimipiI,g
over with people who don't know any.
lhlhg' like you and me- and who lust
dance In and say what we think The
p2nent ought 10 have. Sometimes we
XII MN; sometimes we cure him. II We
XIII MN, we blame the doctor. and If we
cure him we take the credit to ourselves
tiful Oe"u
NEW YoRK'S QUEER FADs.
Bnt to return TO sulphur and molasseS
winch | do with great regularity evrt,,
spring and which Buffalo Pm. fbe NM
Is also taking. | would like to saw tb5i
itneie ule some actors ! would enjoy see,
ing dosed with mental sulplur ,n1
molasscs. New York gets ~ fnJs AMI
IL insists, or, rather, wants to insist. ON
everybody accepting that fad. And this
Is JUST the result of looking Mt tbon
from the front, and concluding In INV
RReart OF hearts how provincial and cocky
New York ~ to expect all the other
towns TO swallow It's ignorance.
II Is curious how one can look nj
9mngs and people. and il one is quite In.
dependent, say. Go to. | will think ma
llst l never heard anybody say thar.
Dut II sounds very nice, and il is what /
mean, You and | both 10 to the theater.
ana on, what we endure! We read a
lovely notice about 80 and So. the
great character actor" aud we wish ti,at
him or her had no character at all and
knew nothing about them. That may be-
bad grammer; i don't know whether IN A
or not. Ihe sulphur hasn't affected me
grammaucnlly, as yet. Somebody comes.
anu You teel perfectly certain If gem
uenlnn ever had servant like that he
would have introduced his bootmaker 10
the servants tailor within one hour after
his appearance. Then somebody else
comes on as the lady's maid, and wears
a cap and diamond earrings, and takes
the center OF the stage in the drawing
room; ana addresses the company as
scrubbed, and you feel that the lndy ulst
have forgotten al that she ever read
that Mrs. Sherwood wrote about etiquette
or would have boxed that maids cars
SOME ODD CHARACTERS.
Then some of them 20 to other ex.
tremes and produce what they call natur-
allsm, which isn't half as natural az
when your babies or mine play lady" In
the nursery. People come on and do
hlhgs that IN decent society they would
De coWhided for. The base william tells
OF MS eonquests and how he has won the
Nulagc maid, and people OF good breed
ing are expected 10 be interested In IL.
anu then he kicks the village maid and
SUE means aud dies. Whereas, In rpal
He the village maid would get mad and
nj the villain ia way that would br n
hNlhg lesson 10 an athlete By-the-by.
me village maid is greatly oyerrated /
once knew village maid, and her one
desire seemed 70 be to strike the prim
rose path of dalliance. and Size appeared
a htiie surprised that millionaires waro
not waiting around 10 lead her there IN.
steau OF permitting her 10 act as maid
servant IN q boarding house The VILLAGE
mal3eh y m0rs knowing than one would
think. like the villain. | llke the VII
lage maid, Ike the stern pnrent ! lh,e
the fool OF a mother. | like the boby
nrother, ! like the gentle clergyman ~
the Stage; but Oh | do wish m thosa
spring days, that the william wouldn't an
pear ia dress clothes al II o'clork Il, H.,
morning and that the village maid ,vonld
Ia, Volne IN IRON having dressed I'm a
snn white frock and blue sash. and
crowned by q leghon hat trimmed with
nlNe ribbons. | don't pretend 10 DEM
shit ,be combination expresses innocence
Jul nut 4 tni9k u she left OF some Of the
rouge, and rad q more possible get-mp
Mouu look equally Innocent. Then
! dont see why the clergyman should
always talk through his nose. This does
MOI seem particular to any denomination
On t9e stage, but 10 all. And as under.
a asann lhi9ss nowadays, the FIRST thing a
pixVs1ssn1 , learns is how TO speak well