The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-01-01

Bob, p is the pride OF the town and the
pet Of all the ladies. He can have his
pick of the flock, for they all like him.
/ He is frank, courteous to all, manly, fond
of the fair sex, and is never ight-headed
and giddy, but earnest, open hearted and
level headed. He is young, fresh, and
all the coddling he has received has left
him unspoIlt. He will do to tie to.
ciety. He is the assepted head of the
Manitou condition parties, and is a
/ golden youth with lustrous social charms.
G. W. Heintz, the next man to General
Passenger Agent Bennett, is the bon-ton
POSTMASTER of the T. o. IS. He is
/ gifted, cratic, dexterous dancer, and
I is known among the rovers as "The
/ Hawk" He looks through his shiny
glasses at the ladies as closely as if he
were inspecting $40 note. Hymen is
away off to him, and he is an tartful
dCdger' when it comes to popping the
question.
William Reed, commonly known as
'tPlain Billy Reed is of the non-as-
suming kind, but she gets there just
the same" He is secretary of the Mingo
smeiter and a brown-eyed beauty who
keeps up his lick with the best of them.
Joseph Gallagher,l Handsome Joe, -
is a club man and, much as he coddles
the fair creatures, he puts them off like
Denis Of Burgundy, Marriage would
not be one of his habits.'' He believes,
implicitly,. that women are fail
ures and appears bored when
fiirted with. IL will take rare
girl TO ever swerve Handsome Joe, -
for he is pursuing an easy life at the Alta
and DON'T believe in borrowing trouble
just tor the sake OF getting married.
A. E. DeRicqles, manager of the Union
stock yards, is brilliant, versatile and in
trepid. He went to the front at single
bound, and bristles as much with bust
ness when handling steers as when steer
ing hogs. He has been open for propo-
sails on the best terms, and the highest
bidder will get HIM hands down. a. E.
is all absorbed in trade and has no time
to fool away in the realm of sentiment.
He is bent on making fortune, and his
mission is to be G second D. P. Armour.
Sam Pendergast belongs to the old
timers and has seen the best that society
has to offer. Although he is possessed OF
that esoteric charm by which every woman
he meets is captivated, he is still a
stranger to Benedictian delights.
W. &. Pavey's hobby is girls, and he
never tires of them uor they of him. He
is product of the Salt Lake social vine,
having been grated on to the parent
stock. He can dance all night and mot
lose his wind, - and bob up serenely in
the morning. A great many of the socj-
ETY. buds think it IS about time for Pavey
TO declare himself, as Dame Rumor has
had him on the list for several summers.
l. G. Haines, the full-chested chairman
of the board OF public works. don't
banker after women q little bit and he is
resigned to the single state. A pair of
blooming cheeks would only cause him to
ram his hands deeper into his double
breasted frock and sigh: ''The rose
must Jade"
Charley Auer has always been bache-
lor, and it seems to agree with him, for
he is the prince of good fellows and what
he lacks in statue he makes up in gen
erosity. He is the greatest little man all
by himself.
Brig Ellerbeck is an exception to the
original stock, Tor he never even made q
bluff at marriage. Brig is high liver.
and when in a knot of friends is in the
convivial swim. He would make a Lord
ot creation, and once he could be induced
to settle down, nothing would be too good
for his duckie.
Billy Gallagher never even made pre-
tense of calling on a girl, and if the avail
able young ladies allowed him to slide
through leap year without delugiug him
with proposals they made no mistake, for
Billy will never surrender.
Dr. Hicks is the most affable of men
and must wear an amulet to ward off
CuDid's arrows, or he certainly would
have been hat long ere this. He has
luxurious practice and one worth sharing.
DR.. Fowler is so married to his profess
sion that to take another bride would be
to him like bigamy. But some Phillis
NAV vet rusticate in the DOCTORS nest and
convince him that love is not volatile and
capricious. He is worth winning for
himself.
Harry Hill is grand, gloomy and pecu-
liar, and the son of Aphrodite may strike
the grand part of his nature if the arrow
is well sent. Like all peculiar men, once
In a while a woman loves them.
Deputy County Clerk Browne is a hard
formation, and any woman who tries to
sing love into his ears had better bring
her fainting bottle along, for he will sure
ly trip her up with a waggish heart
breaker. If Miss Prim should be gowned
in a red and green plaid, Browne would
say, 81 guess IN put dollar on the
red. - When married life was held up to
him as sweetness long drawn out, -
Browne put on a persimmon mouth and
drawled out: Eyes, in less than a month
it Will be 'ssweetness long soured out. -
Yes, one blink from Brownies optic
would drive any sensitive woman to des-
pair.
Edward o. Howard has playful mouth
with an osculatory impulse, but it is very
particular as to who the other osculator
is He is fond of making funny cracks
and will pepper an unsuspecting maid
with as little provocation as small boy a
sparrow. Eddie always keeps his bean
shooter on hand, and those who fear ridi-
cule had better keep their sentiment to
themselves. He is yet too young and
tender to be tritied with.
Charles Vail is the flower of affection
and longs to Irvine and betwined. Charley
believes there are remedies for all things
but love, and when he gets an incurabie
case he will not try to cure it but to en-
dure it.
w. H. Stafford is the soul OF honor an d
the most upright man in Zion both in
conduct and carriage. Cold water is GOOD
enough for him and if there is any girl with