The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-02-07
Rl6GINs WRITES SOME EPITAPHS
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l. Here lies tie man who never gave
dollar, except where he felt sure of
tn ce in return Aith big collateral.
2 Here lies the old, stingy moss
back Of Waco the people built tho
town about his property which made
him iich But for this his grave would
have been made by charities kind
hand "Old Mossey," always refused
to give to enterprise to help the town,
saying, "the town Is too big al we'll
known now, Waco dirt is getting so
high now | even cannot bay more.
Poor fellow,he was too narrow Tor this
broad world
The Waco Trading Co will sell you
china ma,tirg for D cents per yard.
3 Here lies "Old Hog Gratitude"
He eat ZAP acorns as they fell from
the trees, trees planted and cultivated
by other peoples labor When the
arm aud hand of the loboripg man
shook the limb, Old hog Gratitude
eat the acorns hat fell. simply granted
never looked up to SEQ the hand that
held tho acorn limb, uuregte,ted and
unwept he is gone! The Waco Trad
ing Co. is the only concern in Cen.
trail Texas that can furnish your house
from kitchen to parlor, furniture,
carpets, stoees. Cash or easy terms.
4 Hero lies "Old Oljector," too
Stingy to give, lie "olyected' to ev-
eiythlng. He thought 1t was smart.
The people know it was simply
sting'noSs.
Tho Waco Trading Co. is tho only
trade in evtry,hing' house in Texas.
Two distinct departments; two stores,
new departm MT. Second hand de-
pnrtment AL! goods adapted 10
people of good sense and SQUAD bust
ness habit
5, Hero lies old Windy--talked
big in private and pubic, behind in
every tbiog, give lite or nothing.
Always immaglned when he died the
town was doomed
"Ho talked and roared,
People heard Why boarcd!"
Get the idea?
Don't forget Waco Trading Co.
Furniture, carpets and StoUes.
g. here lies "OM Bach Number,'
born 100 years ago, too late, had no
more use for newspapers than the
present city administration have for
the will and voice Of the Waco people.
7, Waco Trading Company is wide
awake to the interest of the people.
Results "A big trade and furnishing
homes from kitchen to parlor.
g. Here lies "O.d Lb,ra Handed"
Some thought his ideas extravagant,
but his hand and bank account were
always open to help the people Ten
such men would have made Waco a
city OF 80, 900 people! Let us revere
his name, drop n tear and plant .
flower The envious and stingy dis
liked him because he was LIBERAL,
good and great
8 Call on Waco Trading Company
for bargains and liberal terms. Fur
niture, stoves and carpets.
10. Here lies Waco editor lie
freely doomed Waco gave money
labor and Ii!e--whlle the very men
whose labo,s and life made ilch, only
borrowed his neighbor's paper.
II. Here lies the man whose hands
and mind were always ready to help
the wage Garner in his sorrow burden
ed life. Keep his grave and memory
green, for many cheer giving rays hab
he given to tho man as he ''tol!ed in
his weary lot" Peace, there's peace
to him.
II. Cut out any of the above parts
and paste Gu postal card aud mail
to the needed" it may cheer some
liberal mind or stir some stingy soul
Furniture, carpets and stoves. Cash
or easy payments.
WACO TRADING co.