The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-04-26
PITH AND POINT.

Many man who ''starts off well'
spoils everything by coming back
Cleveland Plaindealer.
The bald-headed man is a blessing
in more ways than one. He never gets
his hair cut Saturday night Bots
| Courier.
-She-''Now you've looked over my
music, what would you like to have me
| play?" He-"Either eucher or crib
bage. Inter. Ocean.
-She-"So you're fully determined
lutely." She-"H'm. Don't You ever
feel sorry for her?"-Detroit Tribune.
The donkey is generally regarded
! as the most stupid of animals, which is
| odd in view of the fact that it has the
most brayin' power. -Philadelphia Rec
| ord
-Trotter-''I hear that Grace Will
loughby is engaged to real live lord -
BarlOw-"Well, they claim he's alive,
but I've seen him several times and I'm
rather skeptical. Vogue.
1t is little discouraging to a man
to carry a yowling, squalling baby
around for half night, then sit down
and reflect that 'of such is the king
dom of Heaven. cleveland Plain
dealer.
Mrs. Commercial Ito her husband,
who is rather cold to her)-".Iohn, the
kisses Won give me now are not up to
the sample you gave me when You
asked me TO be yours. 1t isn't BUSH
ness"
First Yew Yorl1er-'I rode down
town on the elevated this morning"
Second New Yorker-''Verv crowded?"
First New Yorker-''Not in the least: |
had STRAP all 10 myself. "-Raymond's
Monthly.
Fred" said the school-teacher to a
little boy who was behind his classes,
you are always behind; you should
have more push" How can push, "
retorted Fred. IF | am not behind?"-
Harper's Bazaar.
Mrs InnocN1t-"Doctor, my hus-
band was talking in his sleep last
night a bout cold hands. What would
you adviser Doctor Oldboy Keep
him at home from the club in future"
Harvard Lampoon.
A Sad Truth Il idon't think the
intellectual element in American litera-
ture has developed very much of late,"
said Critticus. No" said Witticus.
at has been side-tracled by the dialec-
nal element "-.Jude.
-"Dodsedse"' groTned Jingleberry,
as he caressed his nose with his hand
kerchief Anybody that says cold al
ways codtragts is base deceiver. Bv
cold has heed expanding Tor the last
seved days. Harper's Bazar-
No" said Willie Washington, az
am not conceited: on the contrary,
often have very poor opinion Of uv
self There are some matters re-
piled Miss Pepperton, in which your
taste IS remar kably good. Washing
ton Star
-Unlind OF Her.-"Yes, said Triv- /
vet to Dicer. Il understand that Miss
Gadd has been making remarks bout i
me. Among other things she has beer +
cicsiEg aoout ny mustache. 81
aGga. not to be- 80 cruel a ~ kick
thing when It's doyvn. replied deer -
Detroit Free Press.
in No Immediate DANCE II con
fesS Miss Mabel said lie vcung man.
with shndder. that there IS one thiaK
I am afraid Of hare always had 3
mortal dre5s % tie sna il-pox 4" Wei
l haven't got the smallpox Horace. !
said rte maiden softly. ARD BE moved
his chair nearer hicaE0 Tr.baue
- Bad Blunder-M Maya Sc oaiee
Boy there's been an a@fal elm-
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ness Manage I'll wnss's zee tr5s-
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