Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-27
Let Us All Laugh.

| AsAAs DuV ~ 10 uOU AWAY w WILL
care. Galveston News.
ADVERTISING for a situation, mar
explains: "Work is not 50 much ar
object as good wages. Tit Bits.
In some houses there is nothing
thought of except to give the baby ;
chance to sleep.-Atchison Globe.
JAGsON says it's a wise man wht
goes out Of politics before politics
goes out of him.-Elmira Gazette.
EXPERIENCE has proved that thu
longer an engagement the more liable
it is to be broken of. Albany Press
The English yacht builders mus,
come down to the centerboard or keel
over when close race is on.-Pica.
yune.
The world judges woman; not sc
much by what honor she has as by
what she has on 'er.-Danville
Breeze.
LITTLE boys cannot understand
why yachtsmen are so anxious for a
spanking breeze Rochester Post.
Express.
If a man changes his mind after
proposing for marriage, he would do
we'll to mind the change. Boston
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The most industrious Of stamp
clerks is seldom anxious to get in
two ticks to anybody else's one.-
Buffalo Courier.
"A GOOD idea sometimes flies by us
so rapidly that we barely succeed in
snatching the tail feathers out of it.
Galveston News.
MONEY on call is not to be had;
that is, on one call 1t takes many,
and then you don't always get it
Martha's Vineyard Herald.
Shelf is rank injustice to say
that a woman is inferior to a man in
reasoning power" He-"Why?" She
-"Because. "-Detroit Tribune.
The differences as to the pronun.
citation Of Valkyrie are now settled.
She is pronounced good boat, but a
trifle slow.-Philadclphia Ledger.
LORD DUNRAvEN must have ar.
rived at the conclusion by this time
that yacht racing in America is a
stern reality. -Yonkers Statesman.
LITTLE BOY-The preacher said
there is no marryin' in heaven. Lit
tie Girl-Of course not. There
wouldn't be enough men to go round.
Good News.
THEIR FUTURE. course,
my prospec is are not the brightest.
We will have a great deal to contend
against She-Dearest, we will have
each other.--Nogue.
The Great American Pocketbf ok
is going to have big job getting o.,
its feet between the going to the
Worlds Fair and the coming of the
holidays. Buffalo Courier
TIE preacher was honest when he
read: Sinner, turn, why will We dieYn
But the old man with the peacock
blue whiskers got up and hustled out,
all the same.-Plain Dealer.
If revolutions never end in South
America it should be remembered
they come round regularly, and
things that are round naturally have
no end.-Philadelphia Times
THEY call it the exchange, said
city man to his country cousin as he
showed him a certain stately build
ing In Chicago, because here Won OK.
change your cash for experience. "
Miss NEwCoMBE - Seems TO be
rather good year this for fruit.
Giles! Are all your trees as full of
apples as tnat one? Giles-Oh, nav.
miss; only the apple trees Judy.
HE proposition, might makes
right" was bad enough originally
but the anarchist sentiment. "dyna.
mite makes right, is most unwar.
ranted perversion. = Washington
Star W."
~HUMPH." sneered Miss McGav
Here's an advertisement in the IA.
per OF man who claims he can cura
freckles. He must be an idiot. What
people want is something to xiii
freckles. "-Harper's Bazaar
"WIMMEN's suffrage?" said Mrs
mot any fer me, eff Won
please" "Why not?" Because
new ter wait on Josiar enough ez it ia
goin' ter town an doin, his
'otln Ter i'm. "-Washington Star.
TOURIST Gn Ireland)-"I would
Ike room with an iron bedstead
iotel proprietor-"Sorr, OF haven't
70 iron bedstead in the place-they're
III SOFT wood. But you'll foind the
n. noice and hard, sorr."-
HELD, Jack, l understand you're
ngaged. Il am, old man, to the
"Ah, yes, know; to the dear.
ST. sweetest little woman on earth.
me one woman calculated to make
ou happy home, the embodiment
Il your ideal, the dream of yonr
outh. Say, old man, how did you
yer lind that out? You-don't know
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