The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-07-20
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There 10 bciliss qEite 90 ir'cfesini
in ils World - ether peoples srur,
BRIDE Hare 10 telegram from psp'
Green VIII, docs be .syi Bride read
900 he DC, fs,prn aud al gill bs iorsis'
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- Dudlsy she said Locked liks svs
" ,ua, msn Mn Psyui- Dear tns
Did .hs ssy vbo The smart nsn vsf
-Hs-Jhs .kes aoesr'i st. Try . BIG
ssr ees. shs tseveriyl NO, sr, biiss
Es The ssns sirs hiils larger.
Briggs Did ,ou beer W.Bssf h.d
married tie presi5srs Of cooking schto'
0rlsss No. Wktre does be gel bis
mssl.f
Ii sitea ssddcsiss W pose boz hard
II 10 iof so@s youns neu 10 keep their
tests on bops bach sLd bow easy 10 .
crowded borse esr.
Il think sb.li so out and catch lev
6sh for dinasr 10 no,row. No. Edwin ss
most eoo1omif'. Bay them Of The regular
deslf
Diol.nilh 81 you are going 10 nsr-
ny that Boston gifli Thiok you can sfi'
ord ~ she bias very -srpensiye tastes.
Jsyson - True; hut look o. what Ill save
90 my ios ball.
so you have named the baby Obadiah
T. What does the I stand fort oh. !,
means Temporarily, until be sets bis Un
ole 0badah's money, you kuow.
There are lots OF feopls xho mix their
rehsion with business. bat forget 10 stir
II up we'll.
- Diopln - Whst vas the Tow between
you aud that usn7 He's some big gun.
hpt hsf Physician guess be 10.
hap pened 10 charge him little too heas
lily and he kicked,
Her Henry. have you decided where
We shall spend the sumnerf Him-No.
dear; bu. I'm looking over the summer re'
soat cirealsrs, and think I'll ge. through
With most Of them by November.
HE exhibiting skeieb) Il, Is the best
hing ] ever did. She (sympathetically)
oh. well, Jon mustn't let that discour
age you.
% Reilly Good mornin; Pbelsn aud
hos = the boyf Phtlan-- Thirst rstel An,
ye know, he's the piclur oy me. O'Reil
y-Shpre. what need you care. % ltng IS
he's hssithy7
--An old negro who hsd business In
lawyers cfiiee vas asked II be could sign
his nsma. Hoe Is dat. sshi ssk, the
hwysr answered, II you can write your
name' Well. no sab. peber writes my
name Jess dictates II sab.
Deal ri an sure madam, you could
look the city through, and not ind . hand
somer csrrisgs than this. Mrs. D'Avnoo;
Oh, ms handsome enough; but it looks too
comfortable 10 bestylit
Whist 1 ssnt, father, said the young
man with the college medal. is vide
field, Good exclaimed The old gentleman
! always said you bad horse sense, John;
take The bind mule aud 10 acres.
New Cook - N told the missus wants
things Ia the high toned, fashionable
siyls. shure, I'm afraid ont suit, for
it's oaly plain cooAin I've one. Old
Cook -lt's easy enough. Make Everything
taste lolke something ilse.
David Slowpsy-I shsll bring you
back those dark trousers TO be rssested,
Mr. 6nip, Mr. Snip (,silor)-Ail right,
aud il you'll bring the bill sent you six
moths ago, shall be pleased to receipt
thai also.
-Aiey wsginsld. what did you Say.
you know, when you were presented to
the Pwince Of Waiesy Reginald - Why.
dsah boy, the frat thing did WAS TO apol
ogizs for the American Wevolutionl
DE Bible says. desh breddern. dat eli
- bring up . child in de way be should
90. when hes old he vail not depah. from
IL; an nigh, add dat de same rule holds
good only 10 . stronger iAshun. wen "a
bring him mp 10 de way dat be shouldn't
60.
Miss Bell (warninslyl Sally. they used
10 tell me when Was little girl that il
did 20, leave coffee alone IL would make
ne foolish. Sally (who owes her one) -
Well. Why didn't your
When that man came 10 this town, said
! resident TO . visitor ~ an old fellow
vent by them, be vas 90 poor he want
sble to wear linen collar. he DOESN'T !
look 10 better Of now. remarked the visit,
OF. noting his appearance. o. but he IL,
quickly explained the resident, he's so
rich nov, he doesn't have 10 wear one.
"A private soldier Walking arm 10 arm
With his sweetheart. met bis sergeant when
about 10 enter - cheap restaurant He q
introduced her 10 him Seri 4
aesnt, my ssterl Yes. yes. was the reply q
knou che vas mite once
You have tad many severe trials. ! p
dare say. ssld the tender hearted house
siie ies'n, sns.esed Rusty Ruius,
'pesrins sro,bef cell potato With bis fork =
IN, on scooupi Of ny youth I've siperly
10, on parry light.
An oifieer 10 the resulsf army laugh v
"a sts nmii woman because she vac alsr u
ned Of the noiss Of cannon When salute o.
sss bred. he subsequently, married the =
. mid vomsn. and siI monihs after be
ook , Il bis toots 10 the hall when be b,
,sne in late al nieh,.