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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21
Tommy's Enjoyable Chrfstmas.

Il had a boss Christmas" said Benny
Bloobumper to Tommy Hojack.
$50 did J." replied Tommy.
II had as many oranges and as much
turkey as / could eat" Benny went
on. a
Get any presents?" asked Tommy.
Yes. Papa gave me n pair Of skates;
mamma gave me a pair OF ear-muTs,
and Uncle Henry sent me q book"
"Was that all?" asked Tommy.
"NWhy, yes; that was about ALL" re-
piled Benny, with some misgivings.
Then Just listen to what | had. Pop
gave me n safety; nom gave me q
magic lantern; | had a big box of candy
from Aunt Sue, and a drum from Tn
Gle John, and n lot of oranges and
dates; and j had turkey ard cranberry
sauce, no end; and hao lots and lots
of plum pudding; and l had an awful
stomach ache and two doctors. / guess
you can't beat that"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21
After Christmas.

Mrs. Buffer-That's a nice shoe-bag
of yours. had a present of one like
it.
Mrs. understanding? That's n pho
tograph case! Mrs. Greedy, who gave
IL to me. told me so.
Mrs. Buffer-Horrors! And l thanked
Mrs. Greedy for a shoe-bag! I've q
mantel drapery like yonrs, too.
Mrs. Muffer-Is that a mantel dra-
peryY
Mrs. Buffer-Certainly; Mrs. Spriggs,
who gave me mine, told me so.
Mrs. Muffer-And i thanked Mrs
Spriggs for come petticoat trimmings!
Both Tin tears)-Well, homemade
presents ought always to be labeled,
anyhowi
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21
HAD TRAVELLED 5000 MILES
A Tramp Bottle Recently Picked II,
in the Gulf of Mexico

In the Gulf of Mexico.
Joseph Altman runs a small sail hoat
attached to the mosquito feet reserve
ana as Mr.. Altman is one of those WIN
go down to the sea in ships he is on
the lookout for flotsam and jetsam n
all times. So when one morning re-
Gently he noti.e zee a bottle on the beach
at Boliver, about thirty miles northeast
from Galveston. he took il in his net
hguratively speaking. says the News
III was just a common old glass bottle.
the same as many others which have
done duty as holders of whisky. bur
thls bottle held no whisky, nor did the
corr Show marks of teeth-a sailor al
ways uncorks q bottle with his teeth.
Inc bottle was covered with b~arnacles
and contained a circular printed in Ger
man, which stated that two bottles
were set a1oat from the p. and O
steamer PetrOpOlis of Hamburg. Cant.
In. Albert, at q o'clock a. IN, on the
18th day Of May, 1891, in south haiti
tude, 2 degrees 46 minutes, west longi-
tud from Greenwich, 81 degrees 46
minutes The PetrOpOliS was then en-
route from Lisbon to Bahai. The finder
of he bottle was requested to forward
n circular to the German hydro
graphic bureau at Hamburg, or to the
nearest German consul, together with
the time of its finding and whether the
bottle contained no sand. The point at
which this bottle was cast into the sea
Is about 1900 miles east of Para and
about go miles northeast Of Bahai.
Here the equatorial current sweeps
along, following the trend Of the coast
of northern South America, the 18th
mus of Panama, Mexico and the gulf
states. And along with it went the bot
tie, fouted and jeered at by google
eyed fishes, until il was stranded on
Bolivar beach. The waif had been 379
days on the trip, provided it had just
landed when Mr.. Altman found it. As
the distance travelled is something over
5000 miles, and as the bottle was
picked up $40 days after it was set
atioat, it must have loafed along the
way somewhat.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

The readers OF this paper win be pleased to
learn that there il at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able TO cure in all it's stages
and thati s Catarrh. Halle Cat arrh Cureis he only
positiyecure now known 70 the medical fraternity.
Catarrh being a constituti onal disease. requires
q constitutional Treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure il taken internally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces OF the system, there
by destroying the founGation OF the disease, and
giving the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in doing its
work. The proprietors have so much faith In its
curative powers, that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that it fails TO cure. Send
for list of Testimonials.
ADDRESS +. j. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo. o.
30 Sold by Druggists. T5c.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

do what it promises. Ii it doesn't benefit
or cure, you nave your money back.
Scrofula in all its various forms, Eczema,
letter, Salt-rheum, E~rysipelas, Boils, Car
buncles, Enlarged Glands, Tumors and Swell
ings, and every kindred ailment, are per-
fectly and permanently cured by it.
Buy of reliable dealers. With any others,
something else that pays them better will
probably be urged as Just as good"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21
A Young Prude.

What made you hang your stocking
on the outside of the door, asked a
kind mother of her four-year-old.
Because" replied the little girl, II
didn't want Santa Claus to see me in
bed"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

DR.. r. Schiffmann, st. Paul, MINI, viii
mail a trial package OF ''~SchifIInann's Asth-
ms Cure" free TO any sufferer. He al
vertises by giving Ii away. Never fails TO
give instant relief in worst cases and cures
where others fail. Name this paper and
send address for a free trial package.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21
BANESHED

Ell
- pimples, blotches, sores,
humOrs, and eruptions. by
DR.. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery. For a poor
complexion, and for the
poor blood that causes it,
this is the best OF all known
remedies.
In every disease or disor-
der of the skin or scalp, in
every trouble that comes
from impure blood, the
Discovery" is the only
medicine that's sold with
a 1tLurdutes fhat il shall
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

Flower

Ihave been afflicted with bilious
ness and constipation for fifteen years
and first one and then another prep
aration was suggested to me and
tried, but to no purpose. A friend
recommended August Flower and
words cannot describe the admira-
ton in which / hold it. Ithas given
me a new lease of life, which before
was a burden. Its good qualities
and wonderful merits should be made
known to everyone suffering with
dyspepsia and biliousness." JESSE
BARKER, Printer, Humboldt, Kas.S
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

Never buy whfskey for medicf-
nal purposes unless you know the bottlers
of IL to be reliable, as most WHISTLES sold
under celebrated names are spurious. cheap
articles, whose bottlers cannot afford to
have their names on 49, labels.
Uncle Sans Monogram Whiskey Is bottled
by the oldest and largest firm In the Liquor
line in the Northwest and the favor with
which 1t has been received Is the best proof
Of Its superior quality. Ask your druggist
or retail dealer for 81.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

A person who has been a chronic victim
of constipation, is to be congratulated upon
the adoption of HOstetter's Stomach Bltters
as a means of freeing his bowels from ths
ating medicine does its work naturally,
without gripping, as violent prrgatlves 90
Use II TO throw off the shackles or malaria
dyspepsia, rheumatism and oilioushess'
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

Get Or. Sage's Catarrh Remedy at any
druggists, for so cents, and you get a com
plete and lasting cure for the worst cases of
Chronic Catarrh in the Head.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

For a Large farm near Ky. Stanon rdne
nyears n Nor cent SIG. OO0. will accept cie'ir
farm worth $4,000 Correspondence solicited
ga Wesley NELL. Minneapolis MIMI
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

Throat diseases commence with a cough
cold, or sore throat. Browns Bronchial
Troches" give immediate relief. Sold only
In boxes. Price % cents.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

The trichinae found in infected pork are
sometimes SO numerous that $1,000 have
been found TO the cubic inch.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21
Never buy whfskey for me

Illinois now makes more whisky thar
Kentucky.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21
To Exchange.

The dahlia CAM from the Flowery King
dom about 1903.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21
500 Reward, 500

Tn wax tree was taken to Europe from
China In 1894.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21
Praa Once More,

The best opals are obtained from Hungar
n Honduras. #H
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

Among the humbugs of the day are cleo
triCal spectacles.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

Has found that her little ones are improved
more by the pleasant laxative, Syrup Of
Figs, when In need OF the laxative effect
of a gentle remedy than by any other,
and that II Is more acceptable to them.
featured by the California Fig Syrup Co.
only.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

Is the oldest and best. IL WIN Dreak up a Cold quick.
er than anything else. 1t Is always reliable. Try IT
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21
The Modern Mother

The black diamond is so hard that 1
cannot be polished.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21
Co.,s Cough SymIanm

Emerald is now one Of the rarest OF prec.
ious stones.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

Coins were at one time made of leather.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

Be sure and use That old anu "eII-uItu T5"ou''~~
W~tssIow's Soo1uING sYsUP for Children Teething'
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21
WANTED 1T SPECIAL.
BY Mrs. f. RoIfe, Superior, Wis.

Copyright by Northwestern News
paper UniOn.)
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

The dryanchia was discovered In New
Holland in 1903.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

My pet, lie down and close your eyes
Hell come when you're asleep;
AND II he thought you watched for him,
YOU'D never get a Peep"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

G..
|le iasaI
He .
red with
IL.
results
come y
ion.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

The bull
|rger, Of.
here.
{ lumber
crew
|or posi-
! pass
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21
'tOn.

from Te
Of
|ns were
| Morton,
Ferendum
/ Of the
reamrm-
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21


|;eCanp
rs to in.
ara
E ground
/ fans 70
+ to The
the al
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

Right.
PISS CO.
'a ms a
With a
'vorabie
Mexico.
'ourse OF
e halcyon
n legisla.
!ganophg
ission Of
Ter whip
Omission
der way
as to be
and tho
until adj
Eastern
expressed
haa, was
Vide the
Id strong
to- hold
the basfs
IN, infu.
e Uuion
realty in
the sen-
an i'm.
'ery.ive.
the bill.
stop and
when it
give TO
range, or
he state
that it
proceeds
several
The Re-
'~ustering
were de-
Republic
refused
break a
Jul, how
" vote
Fote was
that the
whole on
Mexico.
empt to
lich was
when it
and the
meeting
7. En-
Otel, the
the posi-
and En-
manager
one time |
|lwaukes |
/. There |
litors Of |
ional ac- |
attempt |
Oney on |
kOents |
is being |
S widow |
I'm Eau /
a~ssOcia- |
,entsler'S |
nj docks /
iths, but |
ton was \
Wreck
4 costly /
ley road !
esterday. |
The two /
l., hNn,nt.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

|
|tence Of
die for
respected.
b fifteen
! was 70
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21


b was re-
|entenced
ld whose
| recently
y taking
The
by some
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

Wreck.
4 costly
LEY road
Psterday.
The two
b 1enl0l-
d. Sew.
|eta The
Il a non
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

kst.
|acial left
hweSterB
Z to that
he Order
! meeting
after
to men,
her from
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-12-21

attempt
|Oney on
| l<Oents
is being
IS widow
PIN Eau
ass0cia-
nd docks
Iths, but
|tion was
The evening world., 1893-10-20
THE HIDDEN RUBlES.
strange Clause IN the WI of Ue0lthy
Margaret DenOrcSt.

ernoons Mra. Meredith. Mauio ard Mar
gle walked over to stony Lodge and NAN
drrel fruitlessly about amid the tr"n-
sIros of hric-a-brac. stntuary, books and
rare old china.
ON one Of these occasions Nhrric met
VIII Demprcst. a cousin several times
rcmovcI Of her fathers. He vas q
frank. handsome yoUng fellow. wien
darl; blue eyes and Close, curling. fair
hair. His was the genuine Dcmor,.t
face. tho index Of Il strong, noble char
ac,c..
By occupation he was an artist in
Elass-blowinS. having learned the art in
Venice. liz had done considerable work
for Miss Demorest. with whom he was
"A prime favoritc.
80 you thought you would have a look
for the rub!cs with the rest OF us"
said Mrs. Meredith. with u snccr, as
she found the young plassblowor OK
aiming the books IN the library one
morning. "Yct | thought you nbhorrcd
mcrcenary considerations"
Il am not in quest of the gcma," VIII
replied, rs his blue eyes rested in UNI
mistakable admiration on Margic's fair.
sweet face.
"Humph, I hope you don't take me
,o. a I,na,i, ar Zoo, um Domores, -
,,as ,,o wa,hinc ,sinirde,
..r,or ro,,her assure yn, Z" said VIII
,.t,h , hoy. ..or,v.o, nrosn,, am ,,ore
ir,arastod I, no,,is ,b,r ruhi,. rousin
,o,gio royI chow you the housco I
believe rrow :, moro thorouohIv than
mos, neorL,
N,rrio ,h,,,, ,c,u,oscod ord .he tw,
w,nt or ,nreiber leaving Mrs. Moro
ann and Naude ia contipuc ,no search.
.Arn Won ,nxious ,o rnd tho rubia.
,,sos, asro1 yviu 10 they nn,,seh in
,,o chin, close, IN admire IN, cut-
c,aee
.I have NOT over looked for them"
,n,,,ora1 Noryio with , biigh, smile
."rbev ,ro maruincept gems" said
VIII and were never set. / saw them
The evening world., 1893-10-20

Before he could frame q reply Mrs.
Meredith and Mlude appeared upon the
! s.yle.
"Margie." cried the former. put
down that cup and coinc along. |
should hin you would ave more pride
than to dawdle here all day talking with
win Demorcst."
Margic's soft. hazel eyes filled with
tears "a Lawyer Fay entered the room.
and from under his bushy brows glanced
sharply at each OF the group.
Hunting for rubics, en- he said.
slrcusticnlly. 'Rut Miss Margie seems
to be the only successful one Of the
party, THIS is "A rare bit Of glass, Miss
NiitRIc. and Was blown by our fricnd
hor".' with "a motion OF his hand to-
wards VIII.
Margio's hand frightened on the cup in
her surprise, her rosy forctinEur pressed
II raised stamen in the caiyN of the lily
bell, when, presto, change! 1t sank be-
meath her touch and her startled eyes
Ea2cd straight into II small cavity.
where Slowcd a ruby of incst.mable
value, like II drop of rosy fire.
"Solvcl!' shouted Lawyer Fay, as his
eyes also behcld the gems.
VIII, very white. shrunk back against
tho wall, while Mrs. Meredith and her
daughter pressed closer to Margic and
the lawyer.
THE rubies!" gasped tho avaricious
woman. making a dive for the other cup.
But her lawyer placed himself in her
way.
81 beg your pardon" he said, "the
discovery is Miss Margic's, and. in ac-
cordance with the terms OF the will Of
my deceased client, she is sole heiress to
the DC1Orest estate"
Mrs Meredith grew pale with chagrln.
Maude burst into tears. and Reuben
Gray, who had heard all from the door,
announced his Intention of breaking such
an unjust will.
YOU may try it," was all Lawyer Fay
said to the threat.
VIII came slowly forward and con-
graduated Murgie on her good fortune.
And my congratulations are none the
loss sincere that with them | resign the
n sign a hIdl"stlcEi' mutterei the
old lawyer. "Marsic, that hoy refused
to be made Hiss Demorest's hcir--in-
sbIst%i that it Wol w. be r an injustice to
him blow these cups of tinted glass. with
the central cavity and spring. She in
serted n ruby in each cup, which COM
hined with the different tin;s. CAV them
their rich colorlng. He watched her
hide the rubies and he has kept the Sc
crct. Does he not merit some reward"
Margle flushed and glanced timidly at
WIN. Then she looked round for her
aunt and cousin. Both had disappeared.
Take her. Will" said the old lawyer,
children"
With "a me!odramatic gesture he, too,
vanished, and | think the young people
We're not long In. coming to an under
standing. for cards are now out for the
weddinG.-Leeds Mercury.
The evening world., 1893-10-20

Yes, she was dead at last-Margaret
Demorest, of Stony Lodge and the
shock of her demise had shaken Bellevue
from centre to circumference. For years
her numerous relatives, each with an
eye to the estate. had watched her
movements from "A respectful distance,
which she herself had i~nterposed be-
tween them. and their hearts had grown
sick with hope deferred.
Heart disease. the doctors said, when
she was found one morning with "A smile
Of peace frozen on her stern and with
cred features. The relatives accepted the
verdict with due resignation. following
the remains of the dear departed TO
their final resting place amid an ostenta-
tious display of Grape. But when the
will was read the excitement OF the
h~elrs-at-law rapidly assembled to fever
heat. Always eccentric In life, Miss
Demorest had retained that ecccntricity
to the end and woven II Into her last
will and testament.
With the exception of a few requests
to her servants. the whole Of her prop
erty. landed and personal. to wit: stony
Lodge. her present residence, with Its
beautiful park. which was a very Eden
of loveliness; Rose Villa, her Winter re-
sort on Lake Helen. Fla. together with
a splendid house in town and money to
the amount of 5000. coo. was to pass into
the sole possession OF that one among
her kinsfolk who should discover the
hiding-place OF the twelve Demorest ru-
bies.
Should the gems remain undiscovered
after the lapse of one year from the
date OF death the estate was to be sold
and a home for old maids founded with
the proceeds.
1.-The old cat!'' muttered fashionable
Mrs. Meredith. viciously. "Shc hid those
rubies herself. the spiteful thing"
at is too provoking!" pouted her pref
ty daughter Maude.
1T shall contest the WILL said thin
Tipped Reuben Cray. 1T cannot stand"
Mrs. Meridith was Miss Demorest's
niece and ReLoen Gray her nephew.
The two were brother and sister and the
nearest akin to the dead woman.
Next came Margie Vane, child of a
favorite nephew, who was to have
been the heir rad he not displeased his
aunt by marrying against her will a
giH OF obscure parentage-"a pauper,"
Miss Demorest called her.
Harold Vane had died some years
back, closely followed by his wife. and
the one daughter. Margaret. was left
alone In the world and utterly penniless.
Mrs. Meredith had taken her--for the
old aupt had remained obdrrate-and she
vas now serving In the capacity Of maid
to her beautiful cousin Maude.
Margis Van was not present at the
reading of the will. Mrs. Meredith con-
sidered 1t unnecessary. and Margie her
self had not the faintest hope OF being
remembered kindly by her fathers stern
old relative. When. therefore, they re-
turned In anger and disappointment and
rave an acoount Of the wording Of the
will Margiess hazel eyes opened wide
with wonder.
That afternoon and many ensuing af-
The evening world., 1893-10-20
lied

o'sD
BARTON. At Covington. Va. oc'. II, 1899. at
"a. NJ. WILLIAM STONE BARTON, ID, only
son Of James Jtnifer and Annie Milford
Barton, aged 2 wears and 20 days.
Interment 81 fredericksburg Va.
CLARK. On Thursday morning, Mt the Lisbon,
l75 West 5stb st., KATE L., wife OF w. A.
Clark. OF Butte, Mon.
Notice Of the funeral will be given hereafter.
residence, cl3 West 5s,h ST.. MARY, wife Of
Thomas Crawford, aged 81 years.
Relatives and friends are invited to attend
the funeral on Saturday, Oct. II, at q A. NJ.
TO the Church Of the Paulist Fathers, where a
mass OF requiem viii be offered. In,erIncnt
In calvary.
DEDERICK. Suddenly. on Thursday. Oct. 10,
1893, ZAcHARiAH DrpEnIcK, of this city, In
the I'D year Of bis nge.
Notice Of funeral hereafter.
F%ERRIGAN. -RosE ANNE, nged o., widow Of
Hugh Fsrrigan.
Funeral from her late residence. 6)2 East
130rh st., to-day Friday, at 10 A. NJ, thence
to st. Jcrome's Church. Interment In Calvary
Cemetery.
FITZGERALD. Or Wednesday. oct. Is. at her
residence, 22S Mulberry ST., NELLIE Frrz-
GERALD.
Funeral ut 2 p. NJ. to-day friday. Inter.
ment IN Calvary Cemetery.
GILES. On Thursday, Oct. 10. 1895, at the
Murray Hill Hotel, JOHN {. GILES, In the
BSth year of his age.
Relatives and friends are invited to attend
the funeral services, at Church Of the Heavenly
Rest, 45th st. and 9th ave-, ut II O'Clock,
saturday, the 2lst inst. In,ermen, at con.
yenienCe Of the family.
GREENE. On Oct. IL, FRANCE c., wife Of
William F. Greene.
Funeral from las East 18th ST., Saturday, l
r. NJ. Burial Lutheran Cemetery.
HEALY. On Wednesday, Oct. Is, In the 18th
year OF his age, THOMAS HEALY.
Funeral nj 10. 80 this morning from st.
Peters Church, New Brighton, S. /.
HINES. On Wednesday, Oct. Is, 1893, WILL
5l years.
residence, SO West SD ST.. New York City, at
Up. NJ.
MosBAGK. At Queens, L. L. Oct. II, 1888, ADAM
MosBAeR, ased 10 years, beloved husband Of
Elizabeth Mosback, born Herdtfeldcr.
Funeral will take place Saturday, Oct. 81, at
2 =. NJ, from his late residence at Queens,
l.. L., to Lutheran Cemetery. Trains leave
Long Island City at II A. NJ. and l r. N.
RANDOLPH. Or Tuesday. Oct. II, 1903, MARY
A., widow Of Feter F. Randolph, aged 20
years.
Funeral from her late residence. Randolph.
Vile, n. j., on Friday, Oct. 10. on arrival Of
the IL. 45A A. NJ. train. from foot Of Liberty
81. Central RR. OF y. J.) Carriages will be In
waiting At Dunellen.
The evening world., 1893-10-20
An impro Yarn.

From TeSss s%iitingsb
one OF my ancestors won a battle
during the crusades by his skill in hand
ling his artillery said the Baron.
But my dear Baron" said his friend.
'at the time OF the crusades gunpowder
had not yet been discovered"
II know that rs well as YOU do. and
so did my ancestors"
How did he win the battle. them
II brought his artillery to bear On
the Saracens. and the stupid fools seeing
the guns. supposed that powder had at
last been discovered. and ilcd In dis
may.