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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1893-12-12
nnnnr Gcnerat rnsaenger Agent.

j. r. Hannigau. who recently resigned
tho General passenger agency OF the Bur
lington. cedar Rapids aud Northern. has
baen appointed compiler for the Trans
so,,,or association. Mr.. Hanuigan rs the
,.o,,Bre7t man who ever held the title OF
General passenger agent he being barely
81 when auuointed
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1893-12-12

by The Post, extortonate demuTnge
charges are alleged AS the charges were
made under the rules Of the car service
association the case is one Of vital inter-
est TO that body
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1893-12-12
MANY persons arc proten

Brn,ssn oyerWoTk or household cares.
lJr,.N y $ Iron Bitters Robuilds the
~ plr.. :. 'gest. ln, removes exce5g Of bile.
'- assaF.a. Get the genuine,
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1893-12-12

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ported for November:
1893 Changes.
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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
Railroad LegislatiOn.

"a bill has passed the council provid-
ing from all exemption from taxation for
eight years of all railroads, constructed
in New Mexico, provided the work of con-
struction shall be commenced within two
years from the passage of the act"
This bill should become a law. No
better way to develop or advertise our
country than to extend to all railroads,
who will build into or through it, all and
every inducement we can offer. We have,
without doubt, one of the finest countries
on earth; prolific in everything. What
other section of the United States can
boast of SO grand climate, or soil SO
fertiles A country that has inexhaustible
fields of COAL quarries of building stone
and marble, extensive lumber regions
and an unknown wealth of precious
metals, all, only awaiting the advent of
railroads to pass through and develop
them. This is why we need railroads;
this is why we should offer every induce.
ment to railroads to build through New
Mexico, and this is why we say the bill
which has been presented and passed by
the council should become law. New
Mexico, properly developed and adver-
tised, would become the home of 100000
more people in less than eight years.
Eddy Citizen.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
A WORLD DAzER.

The announcement of the Hawaiian
revolution came like a clap of thunder
from clear sky. Happily it has thus
far been bloodless. Some pretty level
headed Americans are at the helm over
there, and if they donot succeed in break
ing into the United States they will doubt
less set up a little republic of their own
and bide the coming of time when they
can join the great American constellation
without in the least interfering with in
ternational courtesy.
There is something strangely humorous
about al this, which conveys tc all the
world some idea of the greatness and
superiority of our United States govern
ment. The world never witnessed before
such a scene as this. Other countries
have to fight to acquire new territory; it
comes to our government without even
the asking. Now look out for Canada.
She will be trying to break into the
United States before many days.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
INSURANCE COMPANIES TAXATION.

The reports of the insurance commits
sioner of the state of Colorado show that
during the year 1892 the insurance COM
panies doing business in that state re-
ceived from the people over $3,500,0O0 in
premiums but paid out for fire losses
only about 100000. Doubtless the pro-
portion in New Mexico is about the same;
hence why should not these money max
ing companies be compelled to pay just
and fair taxes on their gross receipts in
New Mexico. The house should take up
and pass Senator Hubbell's bill to that
effect. The bill passed the council I'M
animously and should pass the house
likewise. Act, gentlemen, act and for the
best interests of the people.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
TERRITORIAL PRESS COM
MENTS.

Tax These Corporations for the Bene.
fit Of the Public.
The Pullman Car company is rich
opulent corporation. Is that any reason
why it should not bear its proportion of
taxes? * A tax should be levied
on insurance companies doing business
in New Mexico. Why should they escape
their just proportion of taxes any more
than anyone else. y The
insurance companies, express lines,
and Pullman Palace car company
pay no taxes at all. Our voice if for the
legislature to tax them all.-Socorro
Chieftain.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

ing to a profession. No farmer can at
tend a two days institute with note book
and lead pencil in hand, without going
back to his farm thinking more of his
vocation, and stimulated and encouraged
by the interchange of ideas. There is not
western state which has not made pro-
vision for such institutes, and there is
certainly no section of the country where
experience meetings can be held with
greater profit to the state and people than
in New Mexico.-Las Vegas Stock
Grower.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
House Bill No. S2.

H. B. No. ", introduced by Hon. W. F..
Kuchenbecker, for the protection of work
ing men againstimposters, who are willing
to take all sorts of risks in mining ven
lures so long as they do not have to pay
for it, is move in the right direction but
the, penalty attached is too slight. There
should be penalty of Imprisonment as
we'll as fine attached to the perpetrators
of such frauds on the hard working miner
and the capias law should be changed SO
that appearance by attorney would not
work in such cases, giving the imposter
every opportunity for escape. A case of
the kind has just occurred in this COM
munity where fellow having thousands
of dollars at his command employed
several miners and when he saw fit to
quit, slid out without paying cent
Silver City Enterprise.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
Wants Farmers Institutes.

The present legislature of New Mexico
should make provision for the holding of
Farmers Intitutes in the various counties
of the territory, to be conducted under
the auspices of the agricultural college
and directed by the professors of the
same. Aside from the educating influence
of such organizations they create q
neighborly feeling among the farmer and
promote harmony of action and are of in
,aculable benefit to the advancement of
every community. The short papers, talks,
questions. answers and general discus
sions all have tendency to elevate farm
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

SENATOR BURNS bill taxing express
companies passed the council yesterday
afternoon and the house should consider
it favorable and pass it without unnec-
essary delay. And now bill should be
prepared and passed regulating express
charges. The law at present on the statute
books is not operative; pass one that will
be; give the people chance against the
monopolistic corporations.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

Tn. NEW MEXICAN in another column,
publishes the report of the house com
mittee appointed to examine the books
and condition of the offices of the terri
torial auditor and treasurer. 1t is first
class document and deserves the fullest
circu1ation
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

ACCORDING to published statement
the fees of the county assessor of Grant
county for the year 1892, were $4,000 on
county taxes alone; soft snap that for the
assessor, but rather hard on the tax
payers; three months duty about covers
all the official work of the average county
assessor in New Mexico in year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

CHICAGO seems to be having more than
Just share of trouble over the Worlds
fair, The latest is that thousands of dol
lars of damage have been done the build
ings through the roofs caving in from
weight of snow and ice. Nor is this all,
for if cholera breaks out this summer the
brunt of the misfortune will fall upon
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
Chicago.

SENATOR vEEDERs bill taxing the sleep
ing car companies has passed the council;
the house should take it up and pass it
quickly; this is the first step toward max
ing that overbearing corporation, that
pays exorbitant dividends on large
amounts of watered stock, understand
that the people have some rights that
,,,,,,+ H.,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

WHENEVER you want a good, live, first
class newspaper, we take great pleasure
in recommending to you the New MEX,
loan, either the daily, or the weekly, OF
the Spanish edition for subscription and
for perusal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

LIEUT.. EoTTEN says he has resigned
Hon the army to read the bible and fight
his critics; are the people to infer from
the lieutenant's resignation, that the army
is place where the bible can not be
read and where there is no fighting to be
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

PASS q bill providing for strong
board of equalization; assessments and
taxes must be equalized and this can
only be done by territorial and indie
pendent board, free from loyal influences
and entanglements.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

The insane asylum at Las Vegas should
receive due consideration at the hands of
the present assembly and the institution
should be opened for the reception of in
sane paupers at once; it is more deserv-
ing than any other public institution now
established in New Mexico.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

IT begins to look very much as if New
Mexico people will not much longer be
subjected to imposition by gigantic
monopoly and have lives and homes
endangered through the use of worthless
kerosene. Hurrah for the Legislative
council. Now let us hear from the
house
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

JUST now this journal is too busy to
discuss anything except important terri
torial matters; politics will come again
hereafter and this journal will be found
in the front rank as usual
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

One good thing about Colonel Dan
Lamont's proposed appointment as secre-
tary of war. He has had no previous ex-
perience in military affairs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

GENTLEMEN of the assembly, bring up
and pass the several bills now pending
for the taxation of sleeping car COM
panies, express companies and insurance
companies. The people expect this and
the burdens Of the tax payers must be
lightened.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

The Gear of Russia has ordered new
coat of arms; he wants to be emperor OF
Asia; he has our permission and now let
him proceed instantly and waste no more
TINA
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

The council has passed Senator Patter-
sons bill providing for the appointment
OF coal oil inspector and safety test
for oil used in New Mexico; the measure
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

ONLY twentythree days of the session
remain, Messrs. Members of the AS
sembly. Time and tide wait for no
man.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
Ayers Hair Vigor

Prevents hair from turning gray.
my hair was rapidly turning gray and
falling out; one bottle of Ayers Hair
Vigor has remedied the trouble, and my
hair Is now its original color and full
ness."-B Onkrupa, Cleveland, O.
Prepared by DR.. j. G, Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass,
Sold by Druggists and Perfumcrs
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

The Khedive of Egypt is but IS; but
he has managed to get into row with
Great Britain already. For young man
the Khedive is doing right well.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

The resources of New Mexico need adj
vertising and the Bureau of immigration,
that has done excellent work on u very
small appropriation, should be decently
fraatnd
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

THE glorious fee system, glorious for
those fortunate enough to benefit by it, is
still with us.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

Attorney ard Counselor at Law, p o. BOX
e" Santa 70, N. NJ, practices in supreme and
az district courts Of New mexico. special at.
lean land grant litigation.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
TUESDAY, JANUARY 81.

There is an attack all along the line, it
seems.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

EVERY acre in the territory, owned by
private parties, should be properly
taxed.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

is proper aud timely one; it should be
taken up by the house and passed with
out amendment.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

EDWARD l.. BARTLETT,
LAWYER, Santa Fe, New Mexico, Cface Catron
Block
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.

RALPH IL. TyygTCHELL,
Attorney at Law. Catron Block, Santa Fe,
New Mexico,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

T"The New MEXICAN is the oldest news
paper in New Mexico. 1t is sent to every
Post Office in the Territory and has large
and growing circulation among the inelli-
gent and progressive people of the south
west.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
HENRY l.. WALDO,

Attorney at Law. viii practice in the several
courts OF the territory. Prompt attention given
to all business iutrusted to his care. Office in
Catron Block.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
T. r. CONWAY.

T. r. CONWAY,
Attorney and Counselor at Law, Silver City,
New Mexico. Prompt attention given to ell
business Entrusted to our care. Practice In all
the courts OF the territory.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
Ayers Hail V!gor

Makes the hair soft aud glossy.
81 have used Ayers Hair Vsor for
nearly five years, and my hair Is moist,
glossy, and in an excellent state OF pres
eryatiOn. lam forty years old, and have
ridden the plains for twenty-five years.
WIN. Henry OFT, alias Mustang Bill"
Newcastle Wyo
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
GEO. W. KNAEBEL,

Office in Griffin Block. Collections and search
ing titles Speciality.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
Ayers Hair vigor

Restores hair after fevers.
cover year ago had a severe fever,
and when recovered, my hair began
to fall out, and what little remained
turned gray ] tried various remedies,
but without success, till at last began
to use Ayers Hair Vigor, and now my
hair is growing rapidly and Is restored
to It's original color" - Mrs. A. Collins,
DightOn, Mass.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31

All contracts and bills for advertising pay
able monthly.
All communication intended for publica-
ton must be accompanied by the writer's
name and address-not for publication--but
as evidence Of good faith, and should be adj,
dressed to the editor. Letters pertaining to
bushes should be addressed to
New MEXICAN Printing Co.,
Santa Fe, New Mexico.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
BY NEW MEXICAN PRINTING co.
RATES OF SUBSCRIPTIONS.

mG> Entered as Second Class matter at the
Santa Fe Post Office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-31
Ayers Hair Vigor

Prevents hair from falling out.
"a number of years ago. by recomme1,
dation of a friend, began to use Ayers
Hair Vigor to stop the hair from falling
out and prevent its turning gray The
first effects were most satisfactory.
Occasional applications since have kept
my hair thick and Of a natural colOr."--,
II. E. Baslam, Mckinney, Texas.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-06-13
SENSITIVE.

DR.. Emdee- Feet go to sleep?
That shows your circulation is bad.
Editor Daily Kazoo- That's all
you quacks know. l suppose if my
corns ached that would show that
the advertising patronage was fall
ling off.-New York Herald.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-06-13
SMILES.

THE ARCHITECT WAS PLEASED.
''This is not altogether the kind
|. of a house 1 counted on" said a
suburban resident, showing his
new residence to friend, "but the
architect says it suits him. Phil
adelphia Record.
A BAD COMBINATION.
Meekison-That fat house was
6reproof, was it not?
Murdison-Yes.
Meekison-Well, how did it hap
pen to get burned down?
Murdison-It was set on fire by
some safety matches that were
earelessly left lying about.-New
York Herald.
UP TO DATE.
First Frenchman-I would chal-
lenge you to deadly combat but for
one thing.
Second Frenchman = What is
that?
First Frenchman- There is a
clause in my insurance policy
against dueling.-New York Her
aid.
A TIMELY CAREss.
Young lady is suddenly kissed
by her cousin while she is reading
sensational novel, whereupon she
remarks: Fortunately, my dear
Augustus, 1 am reading delight
ful passage with which your kiss
thoroughly harmonizes. Otherwise
would have rebuked you severely
for your impudence." = Fliegende
Blaetter.