Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1893-06-16

The last word said
Early in the evening,
There lies the bed.
Brief day and bright day
And sunset red,
Early in the evening
The stars are overhead.
Done in oil"-sardines.
debate.
Next Tuesday, two weeks, is the At
OF July.
: The crime of throwing peel on tn
pavement is known as bananarchy.
A Philadelphis girl is so fond of peti
that she has a dog to match each gown.
A minister being asked which was hi
favorite fruit quickly replied: "pairs."
A new worm, which spins silk like {
spider, is running many acres Of corn il
Berks county.
Indications are that the railroads vii
soon begin to cut on Chicago tickets
When they do the rush will begin.
by some strange oversight none Of th'
pictures Of angels you see have blue sashe
tied around their waists.
The stately Susan b. Anthony says
she wore a bloomer costume once, and
looked lovely in it.
Accidents, disasters and deaths are s,
rife these days as to lend tinge of tragedy
to daily life.
Such is the furore over the Infanta in
Chicago that special brand of ham ha
been named in her favor. 1t is called thu
"Yoolally."
"A good overcoat was lately found neal
Mcbride on the plank road in Penn twp
which the owner can haYe upon proving
property and paying for this notice. In
quire at this office.
For some weeks we have been using 9
printed list Of our subscribers, but as the
list was not used for week OF two after
it was put in type, few names that came
in between times were nnintentionally
omitted.
John T. Martin and John P. Hepler
assignees Of VIM. Hepler of Buffalo twp.
will offer considerable personal property
for sale on the premises near Sarversville
next Monday, the 10Th.
The Pennsylvania r. K. will run an
excursion train from the Union depot,
Pittsburg, to the Worlds Fair, this, Fri
day evening, for only $l2 for the round
trip, but the tickets are good for four days
only.
According to the Oil City Bliz=ard
man who enjoys going fishing occasion
ally is not bad man. He is not wholly
depraved. The same, to be sure, may be
said Of the man who does not enjoy fish
ing.
Publishing false pedigree of horse
has been made crime by. the Legislature
Of Pennsylvania, punishable by fine not
exceeding $1,000 and Imprisonment in the
county Jail not less than one month nor
more than one year.
"A dentist accidentally dropped hand
ful of artificial teeth ON the floor Of street
car. A man who entered soon af-
ter, viewed the floor with horror and fled
from the car. ats gettin' ter be purity
bad ridin' when they shake the teeth out
er yer head" be observed to the conduc
tor.
Mr.. Wertz, the well known artist and
photographer gives notice that he will
open new studio and photo parlor at the
corner of Main and Jefferson streets, op-
posite the Lowry House. He will have
splendidly equipped and well lighted
rooms, and will make his portraits by
hand in his own studio, from sittings OF
photos.
Some Of our streets have lately been
greatly improved by being gone over with
the scraper. which should have been fol-
lowed by roller. Every towr and town
ship in the county should own a scrapel
and roller If clay road or street is sc
made that the water will promptly drain
off it,..it will never get very bad.
According to the amended game law
book agents may be killed from August Isl
to October 1st, spring poets from March
to July lst, scandal mongers January lst
to December 31st inclusive, umbrella Dor,
rows February 1st to March 1st, is-it-hot
enough-for-you cranks June 1st to Septem-
Der 1st, ornithorhyncists (things with a
billy July 1st to September 1st, exchange
fiends and newspaper bores January 1st Il
December 1st organ grinders October Isl
to May 1st.-Er.
The 10th anniversary Of the PASTORAL
of the Rev. Samuel Kerr, d. D., will b
held in Harmony U. p. Church, June 9th
1898, at 10 A. NJ. A suitable program has
been prepared for the occasion, which
consists of speeches and addresses from
members of the congregation, from tho
Presbytery, from former county Presbyter
les and sister denominations All formeI
members and the christian public are in
vited
IT he Luther League, Of the Englis
Lutheran Church of this place, gave quit
an interesting entertainment at its meet
ing in Boos' Hall on Tuesday evening last
The exercises were of both literary an
social character. Essays and recitation
were read and spoken, but the principa
performances Of interest were thetableaux
A namber of these, representing scene
through persons grouped in proper manne
and remaining silent and motionless, wer
executed in creditable manner. Afte
these. refreshments of ice cream, cake
strawberries and lemonade were served
The meeting was very full and pleasan
one, some friends not connected with tn
church being present. The proceeds wer
for the benefit OF the Church and its Sun
day School.
USE DANA'S SARSAPARILLA, ITS
THE KIND THAT CURES"