The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-01-05
BRIGHT BITS.

IRIS great pity that Miss South Church has
such perfect eyesight." remarked Miss Emerson
of Boston.
"spectacles would be so becoming 10 herr
Puck 60 -.
A LITTLE eGaL who had mastered her cate
chism confessed herself disappointed, BE
cause" she said. though obey the fifth com
yet my days are not a bit longer in the land. for
am put to bed at O'Clock. ''-E1change.
(WHICH do you hEe best, Uncle Silas, tragedy
'Well, for the most part" replied Farmer
Begosh, 81 believe l prefer tragedy, for when
the KILN comes ye feels that yer gettin' sorter
square with the actors Washington Star
BR1poEr new acquisition in s Boston house
holdl-Does the mantel want TO be busted,
mum?
Mrs. Emerson - Illuminate objects cannot
want anything, Bridget; but wish the mantel
busted. Pray, DO careful of the vases Te1Gs
Stftings.
HAD SEEN TIE BoGY-MkN BEFoRE.-She Ito
her little sister, aged 5l--Now, Rose, you must
go to bed. because the bogy-man will soon be
here. ..-
Little Rose-O. I'm no more afraid OF young
Mr.. Jones than you are.-BrOWning, King
Co.'S Monthly ...
LITTLE J1MMY-Mom, I wish you'd let me hair
grow long an dress me in 'er reg lar Lord
Fsunteroy suit.
Little Jimmis-'Cause kin lick any boy of
me size an then I'd have more chsnces.-SIreet
d Smiths Good ketcs.
CoNpUcroR-Keep your eye on that Blankville
passenger and sac that he doesn't get car
ried past his station. He doesn't travel very
often.
Brakeman-How do you know
Conductor-He isn't woman and yet he's
got the window up.-New York Wee&lg.
Mas wlGesY-That family who have just
moved in next door must DO either very rich or
Wiggsy-why so?
Mrs Wigssy Their furniture was all done up
carefully In sheets and blankets, and don't
know whether 1t was done to hide its shabblness
or to protect Its beauty. Brooklyn Eagle.
"AND what answer do you make TO my ap-
peals" he asked as he kIlelt at her feet.
James, will be frank with you" she muir.
INJURED.
from this agony of suspense"
"Then let me tell you it cannot be"
"Why so? o, why not?'
Because, James do not feel able to support
husband r. eaGs SGttRgs
A WATcHMkxERs' SrRExr.--Smartleigh v,
| IL all businesses were concentrated on certain
streets, for instances dyers on Dey street. bInco-
| steerers on Jay street, florists on the Bowery,
| detectives on Center street. and so on, where
| woul3 the jewelers. and watchmahers gor
| Dufeigh-I suppose on Minute street.
Smartleigh-Ah. but there is no Minute street.
Dulleigh-O, yes there is
SmSrtlegh-Out on You.
DuIle:gh-How about SixtE-Secohd?-Th The
| JeTeiers CI+rHts1- 81 -"
SIzfSG THEN Ur.--Head Wsitss-Didn't you
know any better than to put that tall, sim
| party. with his hair .combed straight back,
| smooth fsos and white craySt at the same table
with that taan thai hss,the btistling pompsdour
and sue diamond shirt slut!
| New Waiter so. They both look like gentle
| men. What's the difference? -
Head Waiter--WAsts the difference: Don't
| you know how TO size a man Up? They'll be
| having y Wrsugie about opening the world s
| far on SUNDAY. before they have been sit Ting
! there five-there, they're at 1t already. blame
| you Chiedpo Tff5itRe. E.; "