Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1893-03-02
sprinkles OF spice.

sprinkies OF spice.
ALL France is now talking through
its Panama Memphis Appeal.
A DOCS bark does not always indi-
cate that he is upon the seize.-Bos-
ton Courier
THE couple who married for fun
afforded large amount of 1t In the
divorce court. Puck.
Tins Is undoubtedly a skin game
said the man who had been cheated
In the purchase OF furs. Washing
ton Star.
LAvINIA-Yes James and / are
to become partners for life. Mabel
And youwill be the senior partner.
How sweet!-Judy. ~
MRS BILKINs-What command
ing presence that ladyhas. Mr.. Bill
kins-Yes, 1 guess she's married.
New York Weekly.
HOWEVER much we may revere the
wisdom Of the ancients, a 20-year-old
encyclopedia is great accumulation
Of cobwebs. Puck. V,t
AIN some respects the ancient Ro-
mans had the best of u.s." "Give me
an instance" "They hadn't got to
learn Latin. Half Holiday.
PERHAPS the strongest advocate OF
an extra session is the young man
whose best girls parents hold him
down to one call per week. = Exchange.
PHoToeRAPHER-Now, madam,
pleasant expression, please? Son-in-
law lin the background)-Whew! !
must not miss that.-Fliegende Biaet-
ter.
LETS go back and break a bottle,
Cholly?" Impossible, my deah boyf
I've quit breaking" "Why SOP" I'm
broke already. Atlanta Constitu-
tion.
This" said the youngster, as he
gazed at his effulgent metal-tipped
shoe, "must be what they call the
light fantastic toe. Washington
Star
JEss-To be safe, young girl
should keep her heart under lock and
key. Jack-I fancied most OF them
did keep it at the bottom of their
chests.-Quips.
any son Is a smart boy at a bar
gain," said Hicks. "He sold a 800
gold piece his grandfather gave him
last Christmas to coin collector for
$15 yesterday. Puck.
Mrs. NYCoUCH-Burglars broke
into the church last night and took
everything. The Rev. Downycouch
(absent-minded)- Did they take a
collection?-Texas Siftings.
"How DOES Editor Scrabbleton
manage to get such reputation for
originality?" "He waits till all the
other people have expressed their
views and then disagrees with them.
Washington Star.
GILGAL-" If you want anything
we'll done do it YOURSELF is good
rule" Mullins know a better
one. If you want anything well
done tell the waiter to bring it rare.
-Harper's Bazaar.
TIMID CITIZEN (who has just
escaped from riot)-Who are you,
sir? Policeman am a member Of
the police force. There's my badge.
Tlmid Citizen (vociferously-Helpl
Washington Star.
In BOSTON. -Tourist-I'd like a
conveyance this afternoon at
o'clock. Liveryman-Yes, sir. Do
you mean vehicle or blank legal
form for the conveyance OF real
estate. Pittsburg Dispatch.
A LONDON magazine has been sup
pressed for publishing one OF Queen
Victoria's poems. 1t seems TO us
that the editor might have estab-
lished an alibi by showing that IL was
not poetry.-Memphis Appeal.
no." SAID good old Mrs. Jenkins;
Il haven't any faith in these new
tangled specifics. I've buried eight
children in my time, and the good
old-fashioned YARDS is plenty good
enough for me. "-Somerville Journal
HUsBAND-@Mercyl what have you
got all the gas turned on full force
for?" 'Wife-"As a matter of econ
omy, John. / want TO consume
81, 900 worth this year SOS to get the
discount of 10 cents thousand. -
Boston Transcript
PERTERzE IRNCHzIzKowsKELow
is San Francisco cabinet-maker, and
Perterje Observation-Disclosures
is Buffalo boiler-maker. The con-
sequences of chance meeting OF
these two men in a narrow Boston
street would be too horrible to con-
template. -Rocheste Post Express.