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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1893-07-17

fage, 6aB Sic bctreffen6e 8criOnLi6fei
9tienor16 an6cre5 lit, ais Der Gbef@Nr6iteft
ser ii terreic6iic6en QtbtbeiIung auf Der auss
iteQung, 6err 8reBler, Ser Dor <r5em Don
ietncr Q(r9onautenfabrt nab @6tca9o tpteOer
Gte6er Strild9efebrt lit.
SEER 8reBler lit nun ie6enfoQs Elm ti9z
tiger 2(rcbtteft = gum 8eobabter etgnet er
iid6 a6cr, ipie feline tm vNeuen Miener
Sagblatt1 gemacbten Qnga6en betDetier
gang gepiB nicbt. QSaS iagen sic bets
ipielStpetie su Ser foGgenben, tpOrtlt3 ptez
bergesebenen NeuBeruug bes 6errn Gbefs
2lrbiteftcn:
linn 6 llbr gben6s 1ptrb's (tn @bicoso) rubts,
sic 2dben perbet 9eidlolien, Die Mtenl6e11 per-
l6ptn6el pom Der StraBe 1tto IS miro ODE 1to IT'LL.
Die Ginwobneri9aft bcitebt stmeiit aus SemperenSz
in einent fleincn e1ropdii9en NtarftfleGet per-
bralt6t 1tnO 9~eraOeSu ~foloiiale 0tel9en Srinfrpalier
perl6lin9t."
Q(6er, SER 8reBler! 8enn bos Ser
MtaDor bon Chicago, 6err 9arrtion, LEST,
fdQt CT obne alien s3tpetfeL in cine ttefe
Sbnmacbt.
@s lieBe iic6 noc6 Man3eS iiber bieie
9trt v8ert6terftattung" fagen a6er laiien
mir eS nit BEN borgelegten Mauitern EMIT
petlen genug iein. Nergern braucbt man
ltcb iibrigens iiber iol6e 9ummbeiten
nic6t; es geniigt, tpenn man 9teientgen
ausLadt, pelcbe 6as fir baare Wunsc
nebmen. A. A.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1893-07-17
Settff@lGstSiT0er Correspondent
1ata0 teatiffatif1eS GDic0ao.

Der funitoertdn6ige 8ertreter Ser
r6ranffurter 3eitung" auf Der @bicagoer
misunderstanding iagt BEL 8efpred6ung bes
III Der vSeitibal 6aQ" beS 9!uSfteQun9sz
PLACES 6cr Snfantin @uLalia AT @6ren perz
onitalteten OtOniter : Gou3erte5 II. 81. fols
genbeS:
v9as 0rcbeiter, inter Der DIRECTION 6e8
&apeun1eiiterS 6errn Sbeo6or T6omaS, be-
fta1D bicsnal ans etipa 40 8erIonen un6
fpteltc 10 berrltd6, baB man ben @(tla1tiz
f6en S3ean DergaB, Der ms gegentpGrtig
bon ber 6ei1nat6 gutter OtIitt trennt."
1tn6 it6er ein Gon3ert in Der yW1uiic
Sal" auf benz NuSftellungSpfaBe lagt oer>
ielbe benti6ldnbii9e S6riftiteIer:
p9aS Sbonras 'ibe Srcbeiter CAB cine
S3umann : Qtu5leie. Oeren 60Depunft
tpar Oas @ou5ert fir 8iano 1116 OrobeIter
III A-moll. Die g~efeierte a~mertfaniide
Bianiittn 6rau Sannp 8loomfieloz 3ei9ler
aus Chicago ipielte ben &labierpart nit
elmer titnitleriic6en @oQen0ung un6 elmer
mcnI5ltden 8drne, 6te eilen 8etfalsz
iturm aucb BEL ientm Bu6Lifltm entfeifelten,
peIbeS erft bot t~pentgen gBodben ba1ielbe
Stad BON BaberepSfi ge60rt bate.
rQ8el6' angene6me lte6erraibung, auf
Der NusiteQung bas muiitaLtibe G9tcago gu
ent0eden! !"
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1893-07-17
Sas gceforf attf Wettnperf.

OaS neu at erbduenee Seefort duf Der
6ambur9iiben Glbiniel Neutperf, am @tn7
gauge Der glbmiinDung pir6, tpie man err
fd6rt, nit ben bis iebt 9rOBten &rupp'i3en
@uBitabls @ei9iben ausgeriiftet tperben,
nacbOem bic S9teBproben nit 6ieien
Monitree0 eicbiBen auf benz Meeppener
S6ieBploB 5ur poQiten 3ufriebenbett Der
6eutl9en Wtarine> 2lrtiuerie ausgefaQen
finb. @s itnb bieS AZ @entimeter> Gieien>
geid6iibe. 9a9 0to6r lit Elm |iogenannteS
Wantelro6r nit 0tunbfeilberi6luB, bat cine
Gdnge bon 46 SUB unb lit nit 12O
3iigen Derieben. GS fpiegt runb 100000
gfnnb. Sci eirem 0el6oBgetpicbt Don
2200 Tfun0 unb elmer BulDerlaoung bon
902 8fun0 tpirb cine MISUNDERSTANDING
felt BON 1882 SUB unb bel Der WtartmaIz
er606ung bon 1O4 @rab cine SbuBtpeite
bon 29,037 SuB e~r3ielt. @tne Stablpan3cr>
granate bon 2200 Bfun6 6urbldbIG8t nod
atf 1921 SUB cine i9miebeeiierne 8Latte
bon 40 3oQ Oi6e. :
Die ii6rtgeu Gl6e> &iiifenforts erbalten
inter Qln6erem "a Gentimeter> &Iftenfanoz
mem n~eueitcr &onitruttion in WtttelpiDot=
GliItenlaffete nit etnem 9to9r bon 81 6u3
2Gnge, Elm 0tngrobr nit HunbfetlberidluB.
9oS 9o6r tpiegt 68,473 8funb. Die
Gaffete geitattet cine Grb0bun9 bon "a @rab
un6 cine Senfung bon 4 @rab. Wtit
einem 0ei9oB bon 473 Bfun6 un6 elmer
Buluerlabung bon 253 8funb ipurbe cine
QlnfangSgei9tpinbt9feit ton 1874 SUB er>
reic9t unO babel nit Der M1arimtalerb6bung
Don A Orao auf benz SchieBplaB in Mep>
pen cine S3uBtueite BON $500 SUB OOer
na6e5u 122 engltibe Wfeilen errei9t. Die
6lugbabn bes @ei6oIies erreibt bierbet
cine S6ettet60be bon Fl ,458 SUB, bic
6Lu93eit bauerte 70.2 Sefunben. Dies lit
Die gr0Bte S6uBipeite, tpelcbe btsber bon
irgenO einem @ei6iib in Ser @elt BEL berz
artigem @eI3OBgeipi6t t6atid3ltb erretcbt
lit. Ottt bteier &anone fOnnte man Elm
@ei6oB pett iiber BEN Wfont 8Lanc ober
Den 8ifus Peat binausi6leu6crn.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1893-07-17
Sic USabbat0tre0er" pou 9tstu
Sr[eotS.

Srob alter 2(nlGufe be5 StaatsantpaltS
unD DeS StaatSgeriebt3 in Stem Orleans
lGBt lt1 sort bas itaatlihe SonntagSgeieb
nicbt 0urcbfiibren. Der perniinfttge oortige
8iirgermetiter 6ibpatrif fat bie5 nun benz
StaatSanWalt 1T ieDr empftnOliber g8etie
6argetban.
Ser GtaotsanipQlt bate BEN gitrgcr>
metlter aufgeforDert, gegen viabbat6brez
denbe" Wtrtbe unb Gbultcbe @eicbGftsleute
0urcb ieine Bnli3ei 9lnflagen er1eben GIT
Iaiien. Scr 8iirgermeiiter eripiberte: ct
6ebeebte 8Oli5ei ba5u nt9t ber, 10 LANCE
noc5 I'M GrimtnaLgericbt 1865 Qnflagen
ipegen 8erleBung bc8 Sonntagsgeiebes
f6iDebten, 81 ocrcn @rlebigung our6 8ro>
3eiiirung Der Q(ngetlagten gar fetre 9tnz
italten gemacht pirben.
Die Stem Orleanier 0eutl9e 3eitung
Setd6net ben bortigen Stano Der 9inge
nit frdfti9en Stric5en 10:
yOtaDor Tibpdtrid bat offet6ar 9ans
recbt. g8eBbalb perben nicbt crit Bic be-
reitS angeflagten 1865 Sa6bat6freoler
b~nrgenommen, pro3elIirt, p~erbonnert, -
DOer freigeipr09en, e6e man neue ~Q(nflagen
gegen ipeitere 6un0arte BON Sab6qt6brez
cberu er9e6t? QSclcbcn ber~niinftigen Stnn
bat es, oas y9ofet1 bes Griminalgertcbts
nit gan3en St0Ben bon ySnotctmentS" gu
belalten, Die ME gum YrnSeB ~gelangen?
y0ieieS ionoerbare 8eltrebeu, 9~lnflagen
lpegen QerLeBung beS SonntagsgeieBeS Alt
Gouienben au%f3ubaufen, o6ne Die v6repz
Ter" gum Bro3cB 81 b%rin9en, lGBt 1ur bic
cine ODer Die anoere 9eutung gu: Gnttpe>
Der man iucbt bic 8etreffenoen 6urcb tptez
ber6Dlte Nnflagen unb 8o1lo6ungen AT err
mltoen, 3u c%bttGnlren, ltnD 5t trgero elmer
2lrt Excitement" 81 b%ringen, Inn bic eui9e
Scbeererei loS5utperben, pDer man getraut
itdb iiber0aupt nicbt, irgeno ei1en ser 1866
2tngeflagten 5u pro3eiitren, neil man recbt
gut petB, 0aB iicb in Seem Orleans feline
SurD BON 5D6lf Otann ftnoen IGBt, Die
etnen @ei3dttSmGnn yS6uloig" ertldren
tpitrbe1t, neil ct an einem Sonntag Elm
@las 8ier O6er 98etn, ober etne Gtgarrc
D~erfauft bat.
y9te cine tpte 0te anbere 9eut1ng lit fir
Die @ertobtSbebOrben, Qnipalt ipie Gtcbter,
tpeni8 i6metcbeLbaft. @esbalb alio INNER
tDte0er ben ltetS beri1ngLiiften 8erirb tutez
Der9Olen, Elm @eleb in Q(uSfiibrung AT
brtn9e1, ipelcbeS Nun einmaL nt6t auSge>
tl0rt iDeroer fam, tpeil cs bonn 8oLfe ais
cine unDcriC6Gmte, ptufiirlicbe uno tDra1>
nt1d6e @tnmti9un9 ber StaatS6eb0rbeu in
feline periOnltben 9tec6te unb Sreibeiten be-
trocbtet uno oententiprecbenO perabtet unb
9e0aBt tpir0?"- y
Son nun an - bies 6arf man BEN
QeuBcrungen Der Stem Orleanler 9euticben
3ettung tefltcb Din3uieben miro aucb
ni6t etnnal nteDr elm Seriub CUR 8oQz
ftreflng oes Sonnta9S8efebes in Stem Or
leans gentacbt tDerben %fonnen, ba Die So
lt3et, tDte ans Der @rflGrung 6es 8argerz
meiiterS berOorgebt, fetnen Singer nle6r
fir 6aiielbe riibren 6arf.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1893-07-17
Stf9pf Gpa4oitt9 Sem 9entfGctt=
h1sSeru&

Der 8il9pf DON Yeoria, So9n 2dnz
CATER SpaLoing, ge90rt elmer alten en9lti67
amerifanilcben To1ntlie an. 9lber ct metB
bas 9eutl1tDum bieies 2anbes, oas fa7
tboltibe ultb ba5 nicbtfatDoliibe, ipobl 81
l66ben. 9ds Denies CT oIe9 Ourb Ste
9tebe, pelcGe ct bieier Sage auf Soer in
8eoria abge6aitenen Contention beutiher
fut0oLii6er &ereine BON SqtnoiS belt.
ST iogte i'm g8eientlicben:
y0d3 9eutidbtDum tit ba5u beitimmt,
ieinen Stenpel auf Die @eitaltung bes
i%o3ialen 2ebenS in oieiem 2anbe ST britfen.
98dDrenb aIIe Natiouolitdten 3ur @roBe
oiele5 2anbe8 beigetragen baben, itnb
mir bob benz beutiben 8plfst6eile Den
grOBten 9anf i9ulbig. Den 9euticben
peroanft Die fatbolii6a Gircbe in Qlnerifa
iDre Bfarri6uIcn. 8On ben 0euti6en
69ken tpir 9elernt, 0fouoniicb 81 tpirtb>
id9aften un6 NIT mentg Otttteln 8teleS 5u
leilten. g8oS wdre aus 2lmerifa geiporz
ben, tpenn Die B~uritaner aIleiu bier gebliez
ben unD bic Oeutlbeu nicbt gefommen
tpGrelt. Mir ipiirben tpeber @eiang nocb
Weuiit b0ren unb tetn fr0bIicbeS @eii6t
ie9en.
r9er 0eutic6e lit ein itdrfer itrebiaMer
Wtann NIT geiun6em @eiit un6 bat cine
bewunbernStpertbe NuSbducr, I'm ietn
3ieL SIT errcioben. @r lit arbeitfam unb
ipGriam unb 9etp0bnt feline &inber m Bic
2lrbcit, beren ite iicb ntcbt l96nten,
aub tpenn ite wobl6a6eno 8eworben
iinO. Sic betracbten Die 2lrbeit ntcbt ais
S6an6e, tpte bieS bier Dielfa6 Der Sail
tit. g8enn Der 9eutic)c IN 0ieiem bon Der
gtatur bcuor5u8ten 2anbe feline gtottonalz
tugelben uno ieinen angeftamntcn rclt7
gt0ien Sinn betpa6rt, pel6e ION ieit me6r
ais einent SabrtauicnO auS8e5etbnet baben,
ipirb ct fir iieD IcIbft unO NnOere sum
Slid bier tpoDnen. BUR @rbaltung bieier
Gtgenicbaften lit aub Die s fle9e Oer Ot1tz
teripradDe erforOerlicb; 0enn Bic Spra3e
tit geipiiiermaBen baS Wto0eQ, Der 2uS>
oruf oe9 gur3en 8eien5. Wtan iou fciz
nem Golfe ieine Sprac6e rauben unb Der
ieni9e, tpclc6er ieine Spra3e 10 letbt aufz
gibt, ODER nie man bier ldgt, ftb gar ST.
ic6neu omerifaniiiren mill, erregt nit
9tecbt I2tBtraueu."
Sn oieicm Sinne ipri6t 8ii9of Spal1
btng niGt MIR unter 9eUtlDen, innbert
ct bat ben guten 9tannen Der 0euticben unO
i6r guteS 9tecbt, namentltcb altd6 iDr unbez
bingte3 9tec9t altf Beibeboltun8 Der beutz
iden M~tutteriprade in &irc6c, S9ule u1O
QauS, id9on oft Oor GngLii4z2(merifanern
nit bcmiclben 9eacbOrHfe gepabrt.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1893-07-17
5an6cIsDertrag, biplomatil9 b~cleiti9t NOR

6anoclspertra8, biplomatii9 b~cleiti9t nor
ben lit.
BdDrenb aber 10 NQcs In Ser nG1iten
3utunft rccbt gemiltbli6 perlaufen mag,
fra9t ltcD alle 9Selt, Gegierltng ipie Soft,
ipte Die Stn9e ltcb tpeiter entpiGcln %iDlIen.
Hno le lt~nitnntger bic Otittel ber Nb9ilfe,
tpelc9e porgclcblagen iper0en, nm 10 flarer
trttt Die augemctne Gatbloitgteit 3u Sage.
g(QeS, ipaS Die Negierung bis jebt 9etDan,
UNI ser locialiitiicben 8epegtrg @iu6alt
81 t6un, lit pouftdnbig nublos getpeien.
Spctalllte1l9e1eb ltnb Observation-Disclosures
Experiments, 8ceinfluiiu1g Der WiaIien
bur6 S9ule unb &ircbe, Strafen unb
S6metcbeln, @r5ieben unb 8efdmpfcn,
9tQeS mar 10 bergebli9 pie Bic 8emit6unz
gen zines Nr5teS gegen cine unbctl6are
&rdnfbett. Damn fauen bic Yarlanenta>
rter 3ur 6ulfe unb perlucbtcn tbr Sell in
1tnenblt6en tbeoretiiGen &Gnpfen, Die ba@
nit enbeten, oaB bet liberale 0auptfGmpe
@ugen 9tt6ter fetne brei Wtpnate nocbbenl
ct Die Socialoemotratcn vpernt6tet" bate,
%lettet 0etreue1t empfdbl, NIT Dtelcn Der>
nt6teten @egnern itberall 8iin6niiie 81
ic9lteBen, UNI nocb 5u retten, mas 81 retten
mar. l1nb iebt iin6 natiirLib Die @eltberz
beiierer unD bic gelebrten Yolfstptrtbe an
Der 9tetDe. Nber aucb iie tappen i'm 0un7
feln ooer mOgen nt6t bic @runoDurSel beS
ltebels blosleger. @enn elmer btcler @ez
lebrten Die btneiti6e I6eorie auffrii6t,
man mDge ben @ebraub bon Wfal6tnen
etni9rdntcn, INN ben 2euten m e ! t 9lrbeit
81 ge6en, pGbrenb bic gauge ioctaliltii@e
8elpegung barauf berubt, baB Die Qeute
tDentger arbeiten ipoIcn, 10 lit 6amtt
bie garSe @eiS6ett Der bocbmi1Ienz
i1aftIid6en 8efdmpfcr bes SoctaltSmrS
9enit9enb c6araftertltrt. GS lift eben une
mDgltb, ben SocialtSmus IN 9eutl9lanb
auS5urotten unb babel QlQeS beim Nlter gu
lalien ooer gar Gidi9rttte Su macben.
Wtan muB D0rtpGrtS i6retten, I'm itber
ben SocialtSmus bintpeg3ufommen; a6er
babel itoBt man bier auf 10 Dtel aItes ebr>
pilr6tgeS @erilnpel, baB bic meiiten Qeute
Dor Der 9lrbett 5urildl6reGer, ober 81 Ser
9lnft6t fDlnmen, Der 8lunber LieBe 1tcb nun
nit ODnon1if aus Dem @ege rdumen.
9te Gegierung bat enbltc9 iebr lObens@
tDert6e Nnltrengungen genta1t, nacb Dem
8orbil0e @nterifa'S unb anberer Staaten
iiber Die tpabre Sage Der 2(rbetter lnb
vtletnen Selte" (Denn gerape Dtele ltetern
ben SDcialoe1nofraten INNER mebr 9tefru>
temp riBti8e 9aten 3u iammeIn, unb i6on
bic eriten ber0fentli6ten 8ericbte 3eigen,
tpte ptel @runb 5ur ltn3ufrtebenbeit inter
bieien S9idbten lit. 2ange 2(rbettS3eit,
nieorige 2Obne, iblebte 8erbienite ber
fleinen Meiiter, 8ertbeuerln8 aIer 2ebenS7
mittel, niebrige ~iociale SteQung, bObe
2aitcn 5ur @rltd6run9 elmer groBen 8u5
reaufratte uto Nrtitofratie, 8erarmung
nit tbren ul1a1Sbleiblicben TOlgen bon
8er5mei1ung unb 8erIotterung, oas lit bcr
8oben auf Dem BEN iocialiitii6en lgitaz
loren ber 8ei5en bliibt. Den Nmerifancrn
fam es ni9t ibper tper6en, iicb aus5uoen7
fen, pic bier Seiierung geibaffen perOen
fGnnte; aber bon bier barber offen 81
icbreiben, tpiirbe Gtnem bic i90nite Qlus1
libt er0fnen, ais austpdrti9er N0rgIer
aus9etuieien 8u lperben. l1nb besbaIb
i6Dei9t man belier.
8auG @oIff.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1893-07-17
Cbtrnpn 9nTpttnI f3ir
grnttett 1tttn 8tnner-
Ecke Adams & Faulina Strasse.


@eIunbbettssnitanb bee bette febs8ebn gut mbblirts
Rrioet2iumer ie4s Sranfenlole NIT gi6zgnsfi9t,
ie nod Der Gage bes 3tmHlerS unb slufpartung. Brts
rat=8atienten fDnusu ibren @rst ans Der 3obl Der an9es
iteatsn Doe1 beiudbenbcn 4er5te ipGDer.
@ebabren in &ranteuidten S. per @8pbe nit gutter
@hese.
Sic 3abI Der anecItelteu Mer3te beldnft ib ouf 6
aerste (Domen) unb Is b~eiudSnbe aer5te @oerren).
Sine Observation-Disclosures 9dulet lit i'm ooIpital.
@egeu @in5elbeiteu meHoe man feb uuter obieer
marie fir elm Circular. 25un3, mr., bofp
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1893-07-17

Sine S6nede legt in oier5ebn Sa9et
cine Strefe BON elmer englii9en Wfetle 3uz
rid. Sic fommt alio immerbtt tocb Otel
ichneIer portpGrts, ais bic tptcbttglten Pro@
6lerne ~unierer StaotueriDaltung, Die 5oobI
lcgung ser 8aDngeletie, Bic 0tetnbaltIn9
Der StraBen l.. |. m.,u. /. 10.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1893-07-17
gSnS Oct SAG brtttgt.

g2a, mir geben ia germ 81, baB sic tpte
eiu Gentleman ertrunfen itno, NOnttral
GrDon. 9(ber perbrennen sic eiltl1al
nit ser Courage ~unierer Terter3eloen I'M
Safion 8arf. 9aS lit bob nocb ipaS 9an'
anberes, grceuen3l
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1893-07-17

6anbelsreiien6er GU eine1n 9teiiegefdbrz
tenn: vMas lit Sbr @eibdft?"-Geiiez
eefd6rte (itol3): r6err, i6 bin Elm @entles
observation-disclosures: $50, 10. Mie
lange itnO Sic i9on atBer 9lrbeit, penu
ib fragen barf?"
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1893-07-17

Ser tiirfticbe Genior bat fiir3tib Elm
2ebrb1D ber Gbemie Derboten, ipeil BARN
bic Sor1nel III 2 0 porfommt. 0as fDnnte
meinen, la9te Der tDeile Wtann, baB Saz
mib II. (ber regierenbe Sultan)-O, gleicb
Stun lit. 8enn Die bODen 8eD0rben 70
CUTE 8tbe madben, 10 tOnnen pir inns Sic
Wtube eriparen, uniere flctnepB aragrapben
5u5uiptBen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1893-07-17

reicber Mann. GineS 5aaeS lieB er in
~6ultonftraBe in Seem Oorf, pdbrenb ct in
einem O6ititanbe cine &leiniafeit faufte,
cine 6a1DtaicDe ite1en, in Der itcb $4,000
befanoen, Der olte SEER bate aber iopiel
@cIb, baB bieler Gerluit iDn gar ni9t
centric. 0ffenbar Sournaltit getpeien,
Der aLte 8latcbfor6, benn nun Bic boben
bic Wlonetcn 10 bif unb le ltnb scrz
Itrelt 9enug, I'M groBe 8crmOgch auf 6er
StraBe lte9en 81 la11el1.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1893-07-17
Sn benz peiten arcile Ser Gertpanbti9aft

SIN benz tpctten &rciie 6er Geripanbti6aIt
ser &0nioin 8ictoria berri6t Die Du1npte
Stimmurg, Sic bilflOie Serspeifun8, MT
ser man einer unpermeibli6en un9lltf
entgegen, 81 bltfcn pfle9t. Sbre State
itdt lit baran, Elm 8u3 81 pubItetrell, til
tpelcbem bic BON tbr in Slorens allf Der
8iua galmieri eei6riebenen NuflaBe uto
~ge3eicbneten Sfi53en eri9etnen iolen. 9aS
8ub ioQ nur u1ter Der boNen Ser1
lpanDiidbaft bertbeilt iperOen. Ito9e ben
6errl6aften bas f0nigLt9e 8ub letcbt
ietn!
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-05
BRIGHT BITS.

'I.ace?" said the attentive clerk. YES
madam, we have all kinds What sort shall
1 show yous"
You can show me some ancestral lace,
replied Mrs. Crewe Doyle. hear that is very
stylish now. Vogue.
Evening Dress in Chicago-New Yorker In
Chicago)-Im afraid il we wait until MIR.
Wabash puts on his evening dress, we will be
Mrs. WaDash-Oh. pshaw, it doesn't take
John long to reverse his cutfs.-Rochester
Post Express.
A gentleman having noticed that his wife
instead Of wearing her wedding ring on her
finger, kept 1t concealed in her purse, took
her to task about 1t. The lady replied: What
would you have? That Is its proper place;
you didn't marry me, but my purse l"-Flte-
gende Batter.
my little boy does very we'll at school,
said Carraway. He knows his letters,
though he often gets and mixed up"
That natural" commented Baker. up
country most Of the farmers do that. They
say you be- for you are half the time. ~
Harpers Bazaar.
Grocer-The boy you recommended won't
do at all.
What has he been up to'
Grocer-I gave him sign to stick up, All
the Delcacies of the Season VIII Be Found
Inside and he pasted il on the garbage bar
rel.-New York Herald.
City Girl Ito farmer boy)-Do you like liv
ing on the farm?
Farmer Boy eS, ike IL very mucn.
City Girl suppose ii Is very nice in sum
mer, but to go out In the cold and snow to
gather winter apple and harvest winter wheat
must be anything but pleasant. Let me
road YOU a little poem I have written about
the farmers peasant life.-Texas Siftings.
A Philanthropist- Whitegoods- Now. Mr.
Redink they're talking about this income
tax; and as it may affect your income,
thought il best to reduce your salary from
two thousand to fifteen hundred. / don't
think they'll tax any income as low as fifteen
hundred
Redink-But Mr.. -
Whitegoods- not a word You know
l never can bear to hear myself thanked
| Puck.
Yes" said the red-eyed man, lit is true
that l was IN jail in Texas, but 1t was al
through a mistake.
Tell US about it."
why, 1 thought Ihad discovered a lead
mine, and was taking ont from twenty 20
thirty pounds OF pure lead a day with just
ditching shovel. Come to investigate and l
had opened up an Old graveyard where a lot
of old timers who had died with their boots
| on were buried. They arrested me for grave
rob0ing indianapolis Journal.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-05
Taken For the Murderer.

Once, when 1 was investigating the horrible
and even yeti mysterious murder ola young
girl In New Jersey village, writes Julian
Ralph In Scribner's was taken for the muir
derer by her relatiVes-whom l could not
blame, for they were ignorant, wrought IN to
an ugly pitch, and suspicious of every stran-
ger who came upon the scene. The girl had
been buxom and pretty, and yet it must have
been stranger who slew her, they thought
for none who knew her could find it in their
hearts or in her nature to attempt TO wrong
her In the course of a search of the neigh
borhoOd visited the home of the af1icfed
family more than once, and on the last occa-
could not judge what manner of girl she
had been without seeing her 1 went in
Her three grown up brothers were there
and as | stood beside the coffin one turned to
the door of the room, closed 1t, and put his
back against it. The others then attempted
TO carry out project they had cherished but
concealed, which was to have me touch the
body In order that they might see whether
blood flowed from the wounds according as
an old superstition holds that such dun b
mouths viii accuse murderer AT the mo
ment would not have done as they wished
for IA fortune.
Put your hand on her" said one.
Il will not
Touch her with your hand. You must I
tell you" said another.
You cannot get away. Touch her"
They were terribly in earnest.
81 viii do nothing of the sort ] said, and
then made a very short but very earnest
speech, in which l explained who ] was and
how easily they could satisfy themselves
about me. And now" said l advancing
to the door, stand aside ana end this folly
quick
lie opeyed, and in an instant the air of ont
doors tasted almost as sweet as anything that
lever drew down my throat.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-05
Blind to Her Own blindness.

Curious" said an optician recently to a
New York Tribune reporter. how sensitive
some people are to the evidence of advancing
age given by their eyesight With many Gus
toners am actually obliged to resort to de-
ception to suit their requirements Last
week an elderly woman came into my store
and inquired for glasses. She said she knew
her present glasses were too strong, couldn I
stand Old glasses, eyes too young. and all
that, l tried her eyes and found that the'real
trouble was the reverse other statement!
weak"
sir"
err S' 0-'7
Young man, you must be insane, she said
getUlng angry. L have only worn glasses a
few months, and l wish the mildest sort. l
know It Is so, because the pair you have Sc
lected hurt my eyes dreadfully- OF course
that settled IL. explained that might have
been mistaken, examined her eyes again and
said had pair of very mild glasses, not so
strong as her former pair in fact, but of ex-
celleut make, which I could recommend. I
produced pair and she tried them.
" Are they weaker than you showed me be-
fore? she asked.
Very much madam
weaker than my present onesY
81 Somewhat
.''Well, now, you see I was right she said.
trtumphantly; / haven't seen so well in
weeks. These are exactly right, and I'll take
them just as they are
OF course we can't put old glasses on
young eyes, l said as pleasantly as l could
and she went out just as we'll satisfied as if
she knew IL all"
Didn't she?" asked the reporter
We'll, hardly. had sold pair Of glasses
10 that woman one number stronger than any
she had tried on, and but for my deception
she would have ruined her eyesight for bit
of petty vanity
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-05
Ruslfn Interested -

So dearly does Rnskin love nature, and 30
great is his scorn OF Improvements" on her,
that ne has always waxed wrathful whenever
the railway track has penetrated a rural dis
trict Of England. and sometimes writes let
ter 20 the newspapers in most picturesque
language when "a quiet district Is profancd in
this way says the Youth Companion 10 Is
almost worth while 10 start new railroad 10
have an opportunity TO read what Ruskin viii
say about n.
Those who have read his bursts Of eloquent
rage over the spelling OF nature by civilization
viii appreciate the sly humor OF an innocent
joke PLAYED on him by friend.
MT. and Mrs. Arthhr severn once took
posting excursion with him, during which
they visited Hardrow Waterfall Afterex-
amining IT, Mr.. Severn w0s left alone there
70 sketch. while the others went away to
Hawes 70 order tea. When they were gone a
man who had been standing near approached
and asked If that were Prof. Ruslxin.
Yes. said Mr.. Severn 1t was. He Is very
iona OF the fall and is much puzzled 70 know
why the edge Of the clifi is not worn away by
the water, as he expected to find il after so
many years.
oh, said the other, there are twelve feet
OF masonary up there to protect the rock,
M a native OF that place, and know all about
Il wish. said Mr.. Severn. absently, but on
mischief intent, as he went on drawing, that
Mr.. Ruskin knew that; he would be so inter
ested. 80
The stranger hurried away When the
sketcher went in to tea he felt that something
was wrong.
You're in for it," said his wife.
Let us look at the sketch first" said Mr..
Rqskin; ana luckily it was very good one
BY and by it all came out The Yorkshire
man had caught the professor and eagerly
described the horrible outrage perpetrated
on the fall He had received some very en-
phatic language in return, whereupon he took
OF his hat and bowed low.
But, sir. he faltered, the gentleman up
there said was to tell you, and you would be
so Interested"
The professor, suddenly notified took of
MS own nat in turn, and apolOgized for his re-
ceptlon Of the unwelcome news.
But ne added, I shall never Gaze for
Hardrow Waterfall again"