The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1893-01-27
WIT AND WISDOM.
Where the Iron Entered

ct could forgive her giving me the
bounce if she hadn't done it for a fellow
with legs like that: that's where it hurts
me!'-iife.
The children's health must not be neglect
ed. Cold in the head causes catarrh. Ely's
Cream Balm cures at once. IT is perfectly safe
and easily applied into the nostrils. The worst
cases yielding to it. Price so cents
One OF my children had very bad discharge
from her nose. Two physicians prescribed, but
without benefit. We tried Ely's Cream Balm,
and much to our surprise, there was marked
Improvement We continued using the balm,
and in short time the discharge was cured.
O. A. Gary, Corning, N. Y.
Equal to the Occasion.
Carlisle Mamma, here comes the train boy;
now won't you buy me some mixed candy?
Mamma-You said if I would take you on the
cars, you wouldn't ask for mixed candy.
CarlisleThen get me some that isn't mixed.
-Harper's Young People,
The neatest and best preparation to color the
whiskers is Buckinghan's Dye.
.sNow this house," said the native of ALE
ghany county, Penn, pointing out log cabin
to the stranger. sis the most wonderful struc-
ture of it's kind in all this country
'sWhat's wonderful about it?'
cts the only log cabin west of the Allegheny
mountains that Washington hasn't slept in.''-
Pittsburg Chronicle,
Baby cried,
Mother sighed,
Doctor prescribed: Castoria!
Not at all times.
Yabsley--I tell you, when see one OF these
Woodworking, patient schoolma'a ans feel IKE
taking off nv hat to her in reverence
NUDGE tried that once, and her brother
kicked me clear across astreet.-lndlanapons
Journal.
Taken after dinner Ayers Pills promote easy
digestion. Have you seen Ayers Almanac?
Better Than the Bottom.
Little Bobby-w ANNA, the boys is going to
have a circus May act?
Mamma-Oh, l suppose SO. What are you
Little Bobby Nothing much. They is ,, going
to have pyramid of 16 boys, an all has to
do is to stand on top.-Exchange.
o. woman, lovely woman why will you suffer
Why bear such pain and anguish, and agony of
woe?
all the go?
"All the co. because it makes the pains go.
As an invigorating restorative tonic. soothing
cordial and bracing nervine, for debilitated and
feeble women generally, DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription has no equal. 1t improves diges-
tlon inygorates the system, enricheS the blood,
dispels aches and pains. produces refreshing
sleep, dispels melancholy and nervousness, and
builds up both flesh and strength OF those re-
duced below a healthy standard. Don't be put
dishonesty, recommended tobe Just as good"
that the dealer may m Ike more profit. Favor
tie Prescription" is Incompatible.
Artful Dodging.
Billson-Hello Unison! I've caught you at
last Eve been trying flor three weeks to get
hold of you, so as to pay you that ten dollars |
owe YOU, but every time you suddenly disap-
peared.
me for that?
"Great snakes! I thought you wanted to
borrow more New York Weekly
The persevering use of Ayers Sarsaparilla
will certainly cure chronic catarrh.
Easily Explained.
81 was in little country town yesterday, and
there was hundred feet of snow" said Strin-
ger to his wife.
you're story-teller." said Mrs. Stringer
'sNo, indeed, Pm not. 1t was foot deep all
over the town.''-Pittsburg Dispatch.
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