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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

Mrs. DRowsER "And did you enjoy
Brother Longs sermons" Mrs SomnerE
didn't II Why, l dreamed of paradise
the whole time. "-Cleveland Plaindealer.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

IT was the first time Johnny had ever
heard guinea-hen. "Oh, maj he shouted,
come and hear this chicken windin' itself
upr'-lndianapolls Journal.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

THE Victoria railroad bridge across
the St. Lawrence at Montreal is two
miles long and one of the engineering
wonders of the world, and yet it only
cost 1000. 900.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

SHINING man at cards is different from
robbing him on the highway. In the latter
process the victim puts up his hands. In the
former tie robber does it.-Troy Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10
Observation-Disclosures
NEW FODDER PLANT.
1t Is Nutritious and VIII Thrive Upon
Very Poor Soil.

Very Poor Soil.
In the woods of northern Europe,
slender pea-like plant flourishes, which
is commonly called the wood vetch or
narrow-leaved everlasting pea. Through
the summer and early fall it is covered
with beautiful purple blossoms. This
vine, botanically known as Lathyrus
sylvestris, has been introduced to our
American farmers as fodder plant. 1t
belongs to the leguminous family, and,
like clover, beans and peas, has the
property of fixing the free nitrogen of
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

IRIS.
the air in tubercles upon its roots. For
this reason it will thrive upon very
poor soil. The advantages claimed for
its growth in the southern states are
its large yield, cheapness of production,
its growth in early spring and its long
life. The first year no crop is pro-
duced, but thereafter it is said to yield
large crops of fodder for many years
1t is best to cut the fodder before the
flowers ripen, as thereafter the vines
become very coarse and fibrous. 1t is
claimed that it is 'one-third more nu-
tritious than clover hay, and contains
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

A FARMER who wished to enter some ami
mlss at an agricultural exhibition, wrote as
follows to the secretary: ENTER me for
iackass. "-Tid-hts.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

THE best definition of Irritation is Mitch
ellis. Attention without intention he calls
1t.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

WOMAN was made after man, but man has
been after woman ever since.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

''OH, mammal screamed Lizzie, noticing
black and blue spot on her arm "l'El be-
ginning to moldn
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

81 CAME and saw a saw" said the facetious
tramp, but | didn't saw"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

''THE old topper never objects to good
punch in the mouth. life.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

A WOMAN who enamels, says Sybil, is sure
to have IL hard expression.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

CHILDREN afe often named after their
fathers. Naturally. You 'ould scarcely
name them before.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

IF stolen fruit is always the sweetest, why
shouldn't poached eggbe highly esteemed
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

PLEASANT, Wholesome, Speedy, for coughs
is Hale's Honey Of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

SPARRING WITHOUT misunderstanding
the bag.-Puck.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

''Do YOU have DR.. Dudel, Mrs. HawlziLs"
"No, indeed. He is too much of a lady
kller.n
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

CuATTERBoxEs- Societies at the OPERA
Puck
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

''SoUP, sir9n sis it compulsory" mo,
sah-consom Harvard Lampoon.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

ALL day and every day religion is at a
premium. RAMS Horn.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10
Absolutely
Pure

A MAN should not imagine because girl
OF sixteen laughs at his jokes that he Is a
great wit; girl of sixteen laughs because
she is sixteen. -Atchlson Globe.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

Ir you doubt that the world moves ask
some driver of furniture van about it,
Troy Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

A. MARRIAGE LICENsE-Kissing the bride,
Truth.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

If money really talked, dollar ought t.
say many wise things. 1t has cents enough
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

THE Colossus OF RoADs-Broadway.-
pupl<
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

TINE is the point at which we touch
eternity.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

DRUNK WITH JoY-A toast-Truth.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

BEEcHAM's PILLS act like magic on the
vital organs, restore lost complexion and
bring back the keen edge of appetite.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

A LOUD GowN-One with bell skirt, Of
course.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

ally, and there's no reaction afterward. Con-
stipation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, and
all arrangements of the liver, stomach, and
bowels are prevented, relieved, and perma-
nently cured.
They're the smallest, the easiest to take,
and the cheapest for they're guaranteed
to give satisfaction or your money is re-
turned
You pay only for the good you get.
Nothing else urged by the dealer, though
they may be better for him to sell, can be
"just as good for you to buy
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

Winterbloom-Don't you think 5000
is rather high for tailor-made gown?
Won Bumer tells me his wife paid only
$50 for hers.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10

Mrs. WinterbIoon-True, my dear,
but she got hers before | got mine. -
Life
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-05-10
ON TIE Outside

that is the best place
to keep the huge, old
fashioned pill. Just
as soon as you get it
inside, it begins to
trouble you. What's
the use of suffering
with it, when you
can get more help
from Doctor Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets 2
These tiny. sugar
coated granules do
you perm, emit
= good. They a ct
mildly and natur-
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

Philadelphia society Is in fermcnt
over the attempt of the health board
TO prohibit the sale of skinned milk.
Rey. DIR. j. w. NJ. Williams has been
forty-two years continuously in his
personal charge as pastor of the First
Baptist church, Baltimore.
The heeces of ten goats and the
work of several men for half year are
required to make a genuine cashmere
shawl a yard and half wide.
The French courts have decided that
young man born in France of
French mother and English father
must serve his time in the French
army.
Young Mr. Perkins, to little Dolly,
who has just been shown off before COM
pany-Well, don't you think I'm nice,
Dolly? Dolly, to her mother-Is this
where tell the truth or where I act
polite, mammal
Laura, TO her cousin who has just
kissed her-Oh, Rudolf, we are losti
There is Mr.. Miller. Rudolf - Never
mind him; he is harmless fellow.
Laura-He wass but now he Is an am
ateur photographer.
Wsrren--I never have the least bit
of trouble to understand what the ele-
waited road guards say. Franklin
Most people do. Warren-I don't I'M
derstand it. When he sings out
'Squashes,' look out, and sure enough
it's Desbrosses.
Magazine Office Boy-oh, there's
been an awful time up in the editorial
room to-day. Business Manager-Ehl
what's the trouble? Office Boy-The
janitor made mistake and put the
''No Admittance" sign at the subscrip-
ton office, and the "Welcome' door
mat in front of the editors room.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03
TIN TYPES OF LIFE.

A woman in Newburg owns the vii
lage street roller and sprinkling BUSH
ness of the town and has conducted it
with great success and profit for seven
teen years. She employs twenty men,
superintends the work herself and does
her own collecting.
A curious strike is reported from
Oettingen, Germany. During the last
army maneuvers there large number
of bombshells thrown by the artillery
penetrated the ground without explod-
ing. The peasants in that vicinity
have now stopped work in the fields
and cannot be prevailed upon to re-
sumo their work The peasants will
not plow until the artillerymen re-
move the dangerous pombshells.
The Methodist people of little
town down East were anxious to have
an organ, and besides others they ap'
piled to a prominent and wealthy Quak-
er to help them, and he promptly
responded with liberal subscription.
Shortly afterward one of his Quaker
brethren took him to task for doing
so. Said he: "Since they will praise
God by machinery, thee must admit
that it is best for them to have good
machine"
Twelve hundred beds at a penny q
night each are offered to London's
poor in new Salvation army shelter
erected on the bank of the Thames
near Blackfriars bridge. A shelter
with 400 beds was opened year ago
mainly to ''elear the embankment o.
its destitute" but this was always
more than crowded, with dozens o.
applicants for beds turned away
nightly. If man has not even thu
necessary penny he can earn his bee
by half an hours wood choppina.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03
AN ANTIQUE.

She gazed on the tall old clock on the stair;
twas relic OF days long fed,
A costly timepiece, a treasure rare.
But lately purchased and perched up there,
"A quaint old gem, she said.
"Did you stand in some old colonial hall,
Where the freight fiickered red
On polished floor and cArven wall,
Where fell the shadows Of chair backs tall
And straightly stiff, she said.
'Did you look. perchance, on a winsome maid
Alas q century dead
Softly demuro and sweetly staid
In n tortoise.shell comb and a CAV brocade
With u very short waisti" she said.
"Did you see her lover, comedy swain,
Attending his stately head
To touch her lips and TO touch again
Till her fair cheek warmed with crimson
staing
Oquaint old gen." she said
g IN, the wondrous pictures once known TO you
And the tales that you have read"
ut he tall old clock fetched grin to view,
W nder what she'd remark III she knew
was made last week." IL said.
-Harper's
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03
DOINCS AND SAYINGS.

Girls over twelve can make valid
wills under the laws of Scotland.
Only two per cent of the Siberian
runaways escape with their lives.
The United States has less percen-
tage of blind people than any other
country in the world.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

That old established cough remedy, Downs
Elixir, stu more than holds It's own In the
public estimation, despite sharp and active
comDetition. IL is a "home remedy" and
In this locality needs no words OF praise
from us, so well and fayorably known Is IT,
IL Is the standard remedy for coughs, colds
and all throat troubles, With great numbers
OF our people, and their continued use and
unsolicited recommendation OF 10 speaks
volumes in It's observation-disclosures. w.
.FRnE PREss, JANUARY D. 1sS2.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

Syrup

Z Mr.. Albert Hartley of Hudson,
~. G., was taken with Pneumonia.
His brother had just died from it.
When he found his doctor could not
rally him he took one bottle of Ger
man Syrup and came out sound and
we'll. Mr.. S. B. Gardiner, Clerk
with Druggist ]. T.. Barr, Aurora,
Texas, prevented a bad attack of
pneumonia by taking German Syrup
in time. He was in the business
and knew the danger. He used the
great remedy-Boscl e's German
Syrup-for lung diseases. O
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03
TO PROMISE iuncfuality.

Briggs-I wonder what induced
Watson to give hisushers ready made
neckties at his weddingp Griggs--
He wanted them TO be on time. -
Clothier and Furhisher
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03
A pouting upper lip indicates timidity
Coughing Leads to Consumption.

Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at
once. You will see the excellent effect after
the first dose. Ask your friends about 1t. SOC
and 81 90 at all druggists.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

~ have been occasionally troubled with
Coughs, and in each case have used Browns
bronchial Troches, which have never
failed, and must say they are second TO
none In the world. "-kELIx A. MAY. CASHIER,
ST. PAUL. MINI.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

have used DIR. Deanes Dyspepsia Pills
for INDIGESTION and constipation, and found
them valuable remedy for those thus az
0icted. u. ii LABEY,
Street Commissioner, Malone, N. Y.
Write DR.. j. A. Deane. & Co., Catskill, N. Y.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

We eat too much and take too little outdoor
exercise. This Is the fault of our modern
civilization. Its claimed that Garfield Tea
come these abuses.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

lanes Medicine Moves the Bowels Each
Day. In order TO be healthy this is neces-
and liver troubles and regulates the stomach
and bowels. Price soc and S10) at all dealers
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

and your cough may end In something seri-
ous It's pretty sure to, If your blood is poor.
That is just tho time and condition that in
vites Consumption. The seeds are sown and
it has fastened its hold upon you, before you
know that it Is near.
1t won't do to trife and delay, when the
remedy is at hand. Every disorder that can
be reached through the blood yields TO DIR.
Pierces Golden Medical Discovery. For
Severe Coughs, Bronchial, Throat and Lung
Diseases, Asthma, Scrofula in every form,
and even the Scrofulous affection of the
lungs that's called Consumption, in all it's
earlier stages, it is positive and complete
cure
II is the only blood-cleanser, strength re-
storer, and Aesh-builder so effective that 10
can be guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit or
cure, in every case, you have your money
back. All medicine dealers have it,
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

"Hanson's Magic Corn Salve."
Warranted 70 cure, money refunded. Isk your
irugphst forit Price % cents.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03
voltaire had the typical foxy face.

FITS-AIl hts stopped free by DIR. KIlNE'S GREAT
kxRyE RESTORER No fit after first days Mar
veous Treatise and ~ 90 trial bottle free 10 hit
Send to DR.. Kline 93 Arch St.. Philadelphia Ia
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

Very full checks indicate great digestive
organs.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

II the Baby l. Cutting Teeth,
Be sure and that old and woll-tred remedy, MA
WINsLow's SOOTHING srEuP for Children Teethng.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

Coarse hair alw avs IA dicates coarse organ
ization.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03
Kangaroo
Steaks.

A genius in Texas announces that he
is about to introduce the Kangaroo in
that section and that he will soon have
Kangaroo steaks as an Offset to the
corned beef hash, that is now the staple
bill of fare at the restaurants. Nine
tenths of the dyspepsia in the world
comes from poor cooking. If you have
dyspepsia or indigestion or any
other stomach trouble, get a box
of the Laxative Gum Drops and
take them freely. They contain
nothing deleterious, but they will
cure any form of stomach trouble
If youl druggist does not keep them,
send your address to the Sylvan Rem
edy Co., Peoria, Ill /, and get trial box
free by mail. Mention the name Of
this paper.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03
To Snnerera-

Large eyes in small face always betoxen
righteousness.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03
Brown eyes are the most kindly.

BrummelIs Cough Drops.
Use Brummell Celebrated Cough Drops The GEM
Inc have A. II. d. on each drop. Sold everyvhere.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

A projecting under lip shows mai.Cnity
and avarice.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

Pointed noses generally belong to med
dlesome people.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

Marrow, thin nostrils Indicate small lungs
and low vitality.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1893-03-03

A dry eye means a hard heart.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-05-08
CARLYLE HARRXS
ESlectrOcutee1 at Sing Sing THE
Morning.

SING SING, May IA flag was raised
on the prison at 12.43 showing that
CARLYLE Harris had been electrccuted-
Harris retired early last night, and,
though he showed no signs of breaking
down, he was more nervous and excited
than usual. He did not sleep much His
self control. however, was marvellous.
He was UP early this morning and
looked over manuscript which he had
prepared to be giv,n to the press by his
relatives after the final scene in his dra-
matic life had ended. At O'Clock Har-
ris ate n light breakfast. Mrs. Harris
having made her final visit to her son
Saturday, remained at the Amber
house. Her youngest son. Allen, was
cessful conclusion of the execution could
he seen from the windows of the room
occupied by Mrs. Harris. and there she
watched and waited with straining
eyes and subdued grief for the fatal
signal.
The death warrant was formally read
to Harris at $50. He displayed indif
ference; its reading did not noticabls
effect him. He showed signs OF
breaking down and appeared che. rful
after the reading of the death warrant.
Harris final word was that he was in
nocent.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-05-08
SOUND SENSE,
mckinley says CleveIaDS1 Has the
Confidence of the People.

BUFFALO, May 5.-Gov. Mckinley, en-
route to Ohio from Boston, stopped in
in this city short time today. In an
interview this afternoon the Governor
said:
There ls no danger of a panic or any
cause for serious alarm. 1t is one of the
title furries liable to come upon the
people and an administration at any
time. These things are always untortu-
nate, and especially so when there is no
apparent reason for it. I do not credit
this talk about hard times. This country
has too many resources and too ,huch
money Besides that the people. irres-
pective of party affiliations, have too
much confidence in Preside mt Cleveland.
They would stand by and hold up his
hands in every possible way needed.
There is no question about Cleveland S
acting when he md his advisors deem it
| necessary In my judgment the duty OF
| the people at this time is to continue in
the even tenor of their ways and all will
come out we'll and right"
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-05-08
DON'T GO TO WASHINGTON
AT LEAST, NOT TILL CH-EVE-
LAND KBECKORxS.
An ThiS Provided YOa Are An
once S<eker-The Limitations
Placed ON Human Endurance
Make tine Eres1den1 Decline
more Per9On1Rl InaervHeVvS.

WAsHINGTON, Nav S.-Presitlent Cleve-
land has issued letter to the public in
which he says that "a due regard for
public duty, which must be neglected if
the present condition continues. and the
observance of the limit ations placed upon
human endurance oblige me to decline
from and after this date all personal
interviews with those seeking appoint
ment to office except as I my own
motion may specially invite them.
.'The same considerations make it irn-
possible for me to receive those who
merely desire to pay their respects ex-
cept on the DAYS and during the hours
especially designated for that purpose.
''Applica N ts for office will only prejudice
their prospects by repeated importantly
and by remaining at Washington to
await reSultS.'
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-05-08
LIFE IN NORTH CAROLINA.

Governor Carr directs that the 500 |
900 appropriation for the State quar-
antine station at Southport be made at
once availabl the State board of health
certifying that there is i'm minent danger
of cholera visiting Wilmington or other
ports of North Carolina. Wilmington
gives So, 900 and will maintain the sta
ton.
DR. Winston was delighted with the
Shelby graded school. He sur
prised to find that in proportion to the
population that school had the largest
enrolment of any in the State; and, in
proportion to the money raised, the
most efficient teachers.
"A party of young men made the dis
eight miles on bicvcles, in just 80 min
| utes. Two parties in Henderson are
| contemplating a trip to Chicago on their
| "cycles'' and will probably start about
June 1st-
Since the burning of the Davis hotel
at KitreII. last week. Captain Davis has
| decided to rebuild. The structure
| will be owned by Joint stock company.
OF which Captain Davis will be large
Stockholders. He will be manager of the
hotel
| -Ex Sheriff R. G. Sneed, of Townes
vile, the famed fox hunter OF the border
counties, recently sold to a Georgia mar
five hound pups for 40 and four ma
ture dogs for 5000. He has been offered
$50 per head for the balance of his ken
mel.
/
Ray has purchased the Palmer plac
= across Richland creek, from Hon. w.
: era ~ ford. This is beautiful hill ant
contains four acres. The consideration
we hear, was ST 800.
. Ne VS. reached the Shelby Review c
y the killing near Morganton last SatuI
day of a young man by the name {
2 Clark Clark was chOpping timber an
= | a tree fell upon him
e The new cotton warehouse at Her
r rietta Mills caught fire Wednesday nigh
a and was burned up with 600 bales
IcottOn- Loss $25, 900; fully insured
-POstmasters commissioned: Henr
10 T. Snit hdeal, Advance; Ohm ID. McRain.
Blanchard; William M Hand, Ben Blu
gaVv, and William E. Dead Russell.
The Board of Aldermen of Raleie
lie elected W. b. Hutchings tax cOilecto
IS The salaries of several officials were r
10
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-05-08
CHURCH AND STATE.
they Are St11a Close TORether Out
UaRh.

SALT LAKE. Utah, May S.-I. L Raw
lins, delegate to Congress from this ter
ritory, has rendered his resignation. His
action has created intense excitement in
the ranks of the church Democrats as it
is looked upon declaration that he
will not tolerate church dictation in
State affair.". He is not a Mormon, and
the appointment of c. c. Richards, a
Mormon. secretary of the territory,
despite his protest is believed to be the
prime cause for his resignation.
Asheville daily citizen. [volume] (Asheville, N.C.) 1890-1900, 1893-05-08
AFTER M Any DAYS
..RI& TOrn'' wilson Traps K1Is
IIIth Bear.

Four years ago big Tom" Wilson,
the veteran trapper, caught a bear in a
trap, but the animal escaped, leaving
tvvo of his toes in the trap. Not long
ago Tom got the trail of his bear and
promised w. M Hill SzCo. of this city that
he would soon bring them some bear
meat. He has kept his word. and the
meat now hangs in the market for sale
to the AshevilIe public
The bear was caught on the head ot
Caney river and weighed gross about
$50 pounds. Big Tom" says it was
the IL tn one he has gait cred in since
he began trapping, and saws also that
it was one of the largest he ever caught