Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1893-05-20
Sprinkles of Spice.

1TtSS.
arvE spotted you," said the sun to
the girl with reckles.-Atchison
Globe.
1--WE met by chants" said the or
ganist who was engaged to the So
prano. Washington Star.
IT is the reporter who allows his
imagination to run riot who Is con-
tinually getting into a row.-Lowell
Courier.
Now COMES a neck and-neck race |
between the coal-bin and the wooden
undershirt which will last the longer.
Evansville Breeze.
A MAN who can carry his county |
in great shape couldn't carry baby
without becoming picture OF awk-
wardness Cleveland Plain Dealer.
"AND is the air healthy here?"
asked visitor at mountain resort.
Excellent, sir, excellent. One can
become centenarian here in little
while. It'd Bits.
The PHILOsoPHIC BEGGAR. HE
displayed on his breast label worded
as follows: "Do not be ashamed OF
giving me only halfpenny-l am
blind. lie Grelot.
IT will not count for much to re-
frain from buggy-riding on Sunday,
if we spend all the rest Of the week
in throwing stones at people we don't
like. Rams Horn.
"How DO you like your alarm
clock?" asked the jeweler. First
rate" "You didn't seem pleased with
it at frst?" NO; but it's broken
now. Boston Globe.
at seems to me-" said the Con-.
gresham, "that a law is like colt.
Somebody has to break it before you
can find out whether it is good or
not" Washington Star
al HEAR that your next-door neigh
bors have new organ. Do you know
how many stops it has?" Only about
three a day, and those are only for
meals. "-Des Moines Argonaut.
"TM going to have a party on my
birthday,"' said Mollie. what
kind?" asked Jennie. "Oh, 1 don't
know. Republican, l guess That's
what papa is. "-Harpers Young
People
MAMMA reviewing Ethels compo.
sitiom-"Why, child this is no way
to spell 'rhinoceros, Ethel-"But
if it does not spell it, how did you
know what it was?"-Indianapolis
Journal.
UNCLE NED-"What are you going
to give little sister for birthday
PRESENT." Oliver-"Im going to ash
papa to get her football, and II
show her how to play. "-Harpers
Young People.
If window breaking is to become ;
kind OF anti-glass trust, jeweler
would do well to keep only paste dia
monds in them. Then the burglar
would find themselves stuck.-Phila
delphia Times.
BROTHER "They say you'v
left Kansas for good. How's that
Brother Swing?" Brother Swing
1T never rains out there. 1cOuldn'
find water enough to baptize the soul
saved. Brooklyn Life.
JoHN-"Sallie, cf l was to ask 20
if you marry me, do you think you
say yes?" Sallie-"I-er-l guess so.
John-"Wall eff ever git over tn
ere darn bashfulness III ask yo
some o. these times. Judge.
"PAPA," said Walter, Il wish you
buy me a whistle like Georges.
what kind il that, Walter?" at
one with nothing to it but whistle
He makes an o Of his mouth an
blows the whistle through it. - Ha
per's Bazaar.
Il AM glad to see you willing an
ready to reform, said the temperate
worker. Il suppose you were Il
astray?" LED? Bless your heart, n
Everybody else had to hump to ke'
up with me in the procession"-Ct
cago Record.
WHERE DARwINIsM FAILS. -Fir
Dog-My master is a great scientis
/ wonder if he has found out whe
we came from? Second Dog (glan
ing at a sausage factory)-Guess nc
There's too many missing links.
New York Weekly.
A PERMANENCY.-A young cou
trywoman in Burgundy writing
the parents Of little girl whom s.
has in charge, wound up her letter
this affectionate strain: 81 renal
with respect, monsieur and madam
your wet-nurse for life. lie Pha
du Nord.
IN A PICTURE GALLERY.-A
That's newly married couple. b
How do you know? Ale is alwa
stepping on her dress B-What dc
that prove? A-After he has be
married some time and found O
what afilress costs he will be NJ,
careful. Fliegendl Blaetter.
TUE young mans father was p'
ING him visit, just to see how
was getting along At college.
yer learnln' fcucin'?' Yes. -Tha
right. william Learn % make y
self useful ter ser iat1er ~
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