Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-10-27

and take the baby. Troy Press.
els BARTON rich?n sWell, only re-
latively SO. He has a rich aunt. -
Puck.
THE cp!cure is q masticator who
appreciates q master caterer. BIOS.
ton Courier.
TnE average farmers boy leaves no
stone unturned except the grindstonc.
Texas Sittings.
MARJoRlE-Jack is a very dashiny
fellow. Madgc-Ycs. lie c
tcrribly-Excharge.
No TOWN looks as we'll from the
a window as it does in a boom cir
cular.-Atchison Globe.
The girl who had II falling out
with her friend will not try the ham.
mock agatn.-Picayune.
"How PLEASANT it is to be tall"
sP,easant?? Yes, everybody looks up
to you."-New York Press.
"TRAvERs says his best poems are
still unwritten.." mo doubt. That's
why they're the best" - Chicago
Record.
ODDLY enough it is when q woman
retires to a convent that she gives up
her conventional ways. - Buffalo
Courier.
HORSE desler-I always pick my
customer. Eriend-Eo you? 1 was
told that you skinned thcm.-Brook-
lyn Life.
STRANGE, living so long her., shat
l haven't met you before" "Not ut
all. 1 don't owe you anything."-
Chicago Record.
Mrs. PoTTs-Mrs. Flycrcalled this
afternoon. Jack Potts (ahscnt-mind-
edly)-What. did you have?--Phila-
delphia Record.
CYNICAL editor-All, it is the way
Of the world. We never strew flow
ers on a mans grave until after he is
dead.-Texas Siftings.
sFT's terrible the way the CONVEX
sation is dragging. What shall 1
do??" He-You might get up a game
of whist.-Inter Ocean.
SOMEONE has asked: sWherc do
flies go in winterY" We don't know,
but we wish they would go there in
summer. -Texas Siftings.
NO." SAID GIogan, cit is not me-
self tlot is in favor of shorter hours.
There is too many hourYin the dayas
1t is. "-Indianapolis journal.
STALATE-I wish l could do somes
thing to achieve notoriety. Ethel
Knox-Why don't you try a sudden
disappearance?-Harpcr's Blzar.
NIAGARA is in the group of the
ice king and several hackmen are re-
ported badly frozen. Retribution,
they name is Boreas!-ChicagO Post.
Il UNDERSTAND Jigson is financial
ly interested in the he is
with" ayes, they owe him six
months salary. "-Westicld Union.
PArA-.Do you say grace at the
seminary" Productof Modern Edu-
cation-@Certainly. Inever heard of
more than one pronunciation" -
Truth.
TIE papers are full of benevolent
suggestions about fresh-air schemes,
but Tone of them include any hints
concerning the hand-Organ.-Phila-
delphia Times.
DE singin' OBJ birds is sweet" re-
marked Uncle Eben, sbut de cackle
OBJ er chichin' on yer W hen roos'
has er heap mo- expression in it,
Washington Star.
PASSENGER ION slow train)-aWhat
are we stopping for:?" Conductor
Got q hot box" Passenger-"Huh!
Some tramp must have built a fire
under il. "-Ncw York Weekly.
THAMr-Give me your jcwelry and
moncy.-Unprotccted Fcmalc-Haye
pity on me in my lonely state.
Tramp-Alone, are you? Give me a
chunk of ice.-Detroit Free Press.
Mrs. H1GHERMAN-@Now, about
that man you sent over to me-is he
honest?:" Mrs. Fircman-sWell, 1
should say. He has been tried twice
for stealing and has escaped both
times"
TENEYcK-"The Perks have taken
their cook abroad with them this
year" B!ueton-"Yes. She invited
them to stay a month at her mothers
summer residence In COnnluyht."-
Bazaar.
MornEn-sDo you think his love
for you is unseltish??" Daughter
Perfectly. The other night he let
me sit so long on his knee that he
walked lame for ten minutcs."-Ncw
York Weekly.
W1rnEnpy--"You haven't seen nv
new boy. have you? They say he
takes after his father" Plankington
IF he takes the same thing his
father takes, I'm sorry for him, old
man Detroit Free Press.
LIVINGSTONE didn't know that
you and Mrs. Feathcrspray were so
we'll acquainted. Nina-Oh, yes: we
are distantly related. Livingston
How? Nina-We are both sisters to
the same young man.-Vogue.
SnE-You are the first one who
ever kissed me that way. He-You
mean YOU never before felt, a LOVERS