The evening world., 1893-07-24
NEWS Or tue STAGE WORLD.
A Dramatic Agents Little Joke
in the Way Of Rules
BIspchs Walsh ~ Sssn by Chicago
Visitor.


There isn't very much fun of the
champsgney order on the sun-baked
Rislto lust now. A thoughtful dramatic
agent, known to select few by the
choice name of Spies, has, however.
undertaken the heavy task Of causing
a smile or two. He has done 1t involun-
tariiy, Of course. The best humor Is
ALWAYS that which sprouts involun-
tarily. The lordly Spies has issued a set
OF brand-new gilt-edged rules for the
dslsctation Of the dramatic souls who
frivol around his once and are indis-
Greet enough to wish to pay him for
any engagements he may secure for
them. Here is one rule--a literary gem
IN Its way: III YOU wish to talk call
at 8 A. NJ. When you come in cut your
cons ersation short. but talk all the
time, especially about yourself. 1t is
very interesting and assists me in at
tending to my business. II YOU want
to introduce friends bring them at the
sam. time" Not content with this
fippant little outburst of sheer good
spies goes on With: My money has all
been 10 sned.' do not ask me to oblige
You with stamps, unless you have the
for people Until my credit is worn out;
so II Is no use to ask It," Husbands
and wives who are parted will be kind
shma To the sthen me party VIII nSt
ansv'er." Never show me or mention
notices" II know all about the weather:
TPSie but o%. one Should be print
Christmas and New Year srestings And and
Songratsl.tions; also presents present vo,umes Tns
for It has been generally thought that
agents liked little insult occasionally:
The last rule is this: Credit me with
DO otherwise. o Spies, but credit you
with common sense and other qualities
that are also common.
Miss Blanche Walsh was seen In Chi,
peculiar costume. and was doing the
yoath ss With Spands,less and fsid. .sisss
cego visitor describes her.
DR.. Carver closed his season at the
Academy Of Music Saturday night. ow-
ing--ahem!-to enormous business. the
sSsnS vas va. rataef To haSs lasted week
longer. The Scout" however, was a
great strain, II not upon Pr. Carver. At
least upon the public. The SHOW VIII
with all Its picturesque accessories.
There was a little accident at Tony
Pastors Saturday night. which pre-
vented the appearance OF Miss cara
ment is now ended. They were heating
the water In the crystal tank I'm IN
which the natatorial Clara swims. The
and the tank broke. sending a stream
OF water over the footllghts. Fortu-
nately-or unfortunately, for little
s ysy cosy ,n' ,Ss
ance. and the auditorium was empty.
Miss Bsckwith. however. was unable to
swim, and MANAGER Harry sanderson
felt deeply assrieved.
Such 10 fame! Clara Morris IS fear
fully honored at the Worlds Fair; 1t
Is surely = most nngaiiant processing.
Cairo street after the famous actress.
Miss Norris: howeYsr. rs need ,r.t not feel an Hs
Of course It Is annoying to hear from
the mouth OF an ilt-mannered urchin
such q phrase as Look lively. Clara
rudely than not to be spoken Of at all.
Helen Blythe and her smiable hus-
bard, Mr.. Brien, are Summering at the
Plas. Hotel. Xsbury Park, where Miss
blythe y % one & 81 the ,ss eoms,iest RH ,nsures
she says that she has had enough Of
starring. She has starred since she left
Ausustln. DAILY ten years ago; Now she
New York company with her husband.
II am one Of the actresses" she said;
laughingly who will not be separated
from their liegs lords"
It Is said that s,a Buffalo BIZ Ills Is very
who 10 q relative of his and VINO is to
star next season. should be booked SO
that she open as many new thsarres ,r;s, az a.,
who heard this suggests that Miss
ClemmOns carry portable theatre with
her to every town she visits, in order to
secure a good first-nisht audience at
Jim" Thornton, OF My swsetheart's
the Man in the Moon renT4Wn, Tt SPEAKS SPEAKS
way wtH frsas. assp Mas sf fesnk sf 's
Cheerful 1 imagine that am sandow.
! ara awfully sorry about the whole Ne
% AZ i Generally DO" Mr.. ssndov has
been engaged for the new EVOLUTION Of
psrt ' Of the author-manaser. III '' '
William Young, author of "Ganelon'
and "If Were You" IL negotiating fol
the production of his latest play, "A
Ride with Marion's Men," described u
story Of revolutionary times.
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They have decided In London tina,
Hamlet positively was mad-that Is, i
MOunet SuIly's conception OF the par
has any significance. Says a well-knowi
writer: "Maunet-Sully left no room tC
doubt Il, for nothing like the tempestu
GUS Hamlet of the French actor ha.
been seen In our time. We have hat
Hamlets by the dozen. and Fechter