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The Southern herald., 1893-08-18
WIT AND WISDOM.

The very latest thing in fluffy gar
ments is the sizzard girl.-N. Y. World.
One may live as a conqueror, a
king, or magistrate, but he must die
as man. d. Webster.
1t takes nine tailors to make man
but ninety-nine lawyers can not al
ways collect the bill-Puck.
Bees were created before flies. 9th
erwise the fly would have been the
symbol of industry. ry.-Cincinnati Tri-
bune.
Many a minnow would fancy him
self a whale il he could hear half the
lies men have told about his size. Cal
weston News
The photograph of a boy never
looks like him, because no one ever saw
boy as clean as he is in photograph.
-Atchison Globe.
What a strange expression Jaglet
has about his mouth in his picture. "
81 know; but that's because it's water
color. Inter Ocean.
Cinnamon, saysa reformed mission
airy, dislike water as drink. Ken
tucky to, China: "Yo' hand, sah!'-
Minneapolis Journal.
There is no excuse in the world for
the "story with moral" II a moral is
of any use it doesn't need anything to
lean Observation-Disclosures News.
-Parent-And does my daughter
really love you? Chappie-Dearly, sir!
Parent (refiectively)-T presume so,
poor, frank-hearted little Katie! She
could love most anything!-Democrat
Chronicle.
in those vernal seasons Of The year,
when the air is calm and pleasant, il
were an injury and sullenness against
nature not to go out and see her riches,
and partake in her rejoicing with
Heaven and earth.-Milton.
Still in Doubt.-First Little Girl
Has your sister begun taking music
lessons yet? Second Little Girl-She's
talSin' somfin' on tn piano, but can't
tell yet whether It's music or type
itin'.-The Daily Traveller.
You despise books; you whose whole
lives are absorbed in the vanities Of
ambition, the pursuit of pleasure, or in
dolence; but remember that all the
known world, excepting only savage
nations. is governed by bookshelf
taire.
"A country which has no nationa,
literature, or literature too insignifi
cant to force its way abroad, must al
ways be, to its neighbors at least, il
every important spiritual respect, al
unknown and unestimated country
Carlyle.
-"Old Workandsave took his frs
day off in fifteen years yesterday.
How'd he happen to do it?' Went t.
funeral" Never heard Of his doing
such thing before" "He never did
The funeral was his own. buffalo
Courier.
Mrs Wickwire-Don't you thinl
you would make better success of lfi
If you were to go to work? Wear,
Watkins-I dunno. Do you think |
man ought to work Sunday? Mrs
Wickwire-Certainly not, If he cal
avoid it Weary Watkins-Well, ever.
day is Sunday to man in my bust
ness Indianapolis Journal.
"A firt, deah breddern, is a femalt
who goes fru life cherishin' de fond de
lushun' dat she's breahin' hearts by d.
score, wen, nine times out Of ten, She
only furnishin' amusement for a gani
OBJ worthless men, who'll band toged
der wen she begins to lose her fresh
ness an her bloom. an break her hear
in reality, jest to git square.-N, Y
Herald.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

COSTUMES of linen duck, piqus and
gray linen are among the most popular
for SUMNER wear
AYAcHrSe wrap which is Just now
in great favor is a triple cape Of serge
or faced-cloth, having one cape Of blue,
enc Of red and one Of white.
SosE Of che prettiest sheer and semi
transparent toilets are being made up
unlined to wear over a single low
waist and petticost Of taffsta or surah
silk.
THE novelties IN various articles OF
dress are at the present moment all
called Eulalia. There are Eulalia bon
nets, slippers, jackets and eaPes in a
multitude Of forms
A POPULAR trimming for dress skirt
for afternoon wear is ribbon three
inches wide, gathered twice through
the center TO form a little puff. Three
rows Of this trimming arc set on about
three-eighths Of yard apart
ANOSe the very stylish outing
dresses are those Of eOlored linen with
glossy surface in the natural ecru
shades, in fax gray and in navy blue.
Oddly enough, these costumes arc
trimmed with revers, collar, belt and
cuffs Of black satin, rePped silk or
moire.
Tue boa Is with us, but it Is not the
long feather boa Of a year ago Iti
Of feathers. short fringed silk ruehes.
or Of countless loops Of bebe ribbon, in
satin and velvet, set in a full cascade
of lace and reaching just around the
neck, where il is tied with a ribbon
bow.
A PRESENT fancy in London is for
fine tailor gowns Of covert coating.
They arc made with fitted Jacket
waists, like those now used for riding
habits, Of even length all around and
falling just below the hips. The fronts
turn in neat narrow revers from a
linen ehemisette with small rolling
collar that is worn with a little black
cravat
STYLISH imported flannel dresses
have French blouse waist, with full.
ness at neck and belt arranged in small
box plaits. The neck of this waist
opens low on a ehemisette Of lawn or
of linen and is finished with q large re-
verse collar of cloth, either like the
dress or, If the flannel is figured, of
plain material the color of the figure.
The sleeves arc full bishop sleeves and
the gored skirt is plain.
The summer hat for wearing with
all sorts of outing dresses is the Eng
lish or French sailor. The former is Of
white straw with rather wide brim
and is trimmed with a simple white
ribbon and fat bow. The French are
of white or black glazed leather and
have very narrow brims. Those in
white are trimmed with white and
gold galoon and the black ones with
a bunch of violets.
The newest travelling wrap comes
from London in the form of a deep
cape, which was first designed to be
used in playing the game of golf. This
cape, which reaches nearly to the
knees, is Of two very full pieces, each
nearly three-quarters of circle, Joined
by sloping scam down the back. 1t
is finished in the back with a hood
lined with changeable silk and has q
collar that buttons up under the chin.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

The above term more adequately de-
soribes the nature Of Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters than any other The medicine has
specific qualities, OF course, as in cases OF
malarial disease, dyspepsia and liver COM
plant, but its invigorating and regulating
qualities invest It with health-endowing
potency made manifest throughout the
system. Purity and activity Of the circula
tion are insured by it, and it effectually
eounteracts tendencies to kidney disease,
rheumatism, neuralgia and gUut
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

Mamie enters a horse car and finds a
friend there. They kiss effusively.
Mamie (after seating herself)-Com.
ment vous portez-vous, ma chere Susiei
Susie-Tres bien, je vous remercie,
ma chere Name.
Mamie latter a somewhat awkward
pause)-How are you, anyway, Susie?
Susie (enthusiasticallyl-I'm feeling
just out of sight.
Then they ratified on in the vernacu-
lar.-Kansas City Times.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18
Mig -Four Route to Chicago.

POSITIVELY THE ONLY LINZ running solid
vestibuled trains direct 10 the World Fair
Grounds and stopping at the Exposition
Gates.
POSITIVELY THE oNLY LINE making connec
tion In Central Union Station, Cincinnati,
with tIains Of the L. & n r. R., Q. q G,
R. r., +. T., " q O. Ry., and Kentucky Cen.
trial Ry. and @. & 0. Ry., avoiding the dis
agreeable transfer necessary via other lines
POSITIVELY TIE ONLY LINE landing passen.
gers at Suburban Stations in Chicago con.
venient to all Worlds Fair Hotels and
Boarding Houses. No transfer Of passeu.
gers or baggage.
Ask for tickets via TIE Bro Four RoUTR
and be sure you get them. d. B. MARTIN,
Gsh'l Pass. Agent, Cincinnati, o.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18
FAD OF THE HOUR.

.AeiEu OF the Clumsy Ola Dutcn Dsdstes :
Of Antiquity.
One of the latest fashionable fads is
to have the bed as little lile bed as
possible. Happy is the fashionable
youth who can secure such a quaint
old Dutch bedstead as is shown in the
sketch, with the high, swan-like curve
of tester and the frame of highly-pol.
ished mahogany with inlaid sides,
after the fashion of the best old Dutch
pieces. This antique couch is placed
in the corner, with a canopy of old
brocade, which is lined with faded
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18
Unendurable Suspense.

Visitor-Can you read the future2
Fortune Tellcr-Certainly-that's my
business.
Visitor-Then wish you'd tell me
II our cook is going to leave or not;
she's been acting very queer for the
last three daysl-Puck.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18
Tasted sonpy.

Uncle Wayback-I declare, Elvira,
this knife tastes soapy, same as the
other one.
Shrewd Niece-It's too bad, uncle,
but city servants arc 80 careless. Try
eating with your fork. Maybe that's
clean.-N. Y. Weekly,
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

Jack--Can't anything be done to
break you of the habit of saying sar-
castle things9
Maud-Certainly. You can cure me
completely.
Jack-How?
Maud-Keep out of my sight.-Town
Talk.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18
Are Girls Really So An1lon.,

II have just gained your mothers
consent, Clara, dear"
"But, Mr.. Swift, am so young, l.
really"
~ don't think it will mako any diff.
ference, as / am to be your step
father"
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

Howe skeeper-You have given up
your house, | understand. and gone
boarding, How do you like the cnange7
Il. O. Tell like it Immensely. Why
feel that ] am now the equal Of every
servant girl meet.-Life.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

"Why didn't you come when I rang7"
said a Texas lady to her servant Ma
tilda SNOWFALL
Because I didn't heah de bell-
thereafter when you don't hear shc
bell you must come and tell me so!'
''Yes'm."-TeNsS SiftingS
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

Pretty Teacher-Now, Johnny, can
you tell me what is meant by mir
acle?
Johnny-Yes'm. Mother says ef yew
don't ketch the new parson It win be q
miracle.-Judge.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

Elderly Maiden Tout rowing with a
possible suitor and a little sister, who
is frightened by the wavesl-TheOdora!
II YOU are SO nervous now, what viii
you be at my sge2
Little Sister (meeklyl-Thirty-seven,
] suppose.-London Tid-BitS
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18
Must he Something TerrlbIs.

Dora-I shan't stand it another min
ute! I'm going to send him back his
ring?
Clara-What2 That beautiful dia-
mond ring?
"Yes"
"Horrorsl What has he done2
Robbed a church, killed his mother, OF
what?"-N. Y. Weekly.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

Employer-What! On time? This
IS the first time in a month. Have you
bought an alarm clock?
Clerl-No; folding bed.-Puck-
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

4 Moneybags- But you haven't enough
to support my daughter.
Impecune-If she is ns extravagant
IS that sir, you should be thankful tc
have ue take her OF your hands.
Judge.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18
A savac,op. conclusion.

what did Daniel do in the lions
den2" inquired the teacher.
"He must have had a regular cir.
Gus, replied the smart bad boy, after
some thought.-Truth.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

The pleasant effect and perfect safety
with which ladies may use the California
liquid laxative Syrup Of Figs, under all con-
get the true aud genuine article, look for
the name Of the California Fig Syrup Co,
printed near the bottom Of The package.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

.Iosephine--W Why does Miss swaggeI
talk 50 loudly?
AMY think It must be to matck
ber eosienc, IN y Herald
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

Tus cut worm that is destroying the corn
is called Rgrotidldae by tue scientists.
Farmers call it something else.-EastOn
Express
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

&c. SIMPSON, Marques, W, Va, says
"Halrs Catarrh Cure cured me Of very bad
case Of catarrh." Druggists sell IL, 15c.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

TnE human system needs continuous and
careful attention 10 rid itself Of its impuri.
ties Beecham's Pills act like magic q
eta n hox
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

The only man who can outdo lawyer
lying about a suit is tailor,-Philadelphia
Record
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

'THE only way to prevent what's past =
said Mrs MuldOon, lis to put a stop to it
before II happens. Texas Siftings.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

1T is positively hurtful TO use ointment for
skin diseases. Use Glenn's sulphur Soap
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, Soc.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

Wilkins-Ah! if there is anything
ike to sec it is conjugal affection. Just
look at the care Popleigh is taking Of
his wife.
Bilkins-Yes; he told me yesterday
that that dress cost him seventy-fvs
dollars.--Puck.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

SHE-'"Thats prejudice. Why wouldn't
you marry a shop-girll' He-"0h, she'd
llways be calling Tor cash, you know,"-P.
3 8. Bulletin.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18
DONALD KENNEDY, OF ROSUURY, MASS,

Has discovered In one Of our common
pasture weeds a remedy that cures every
kind Of Humor, from the worst Scrofula
down 70 a common Pimple.
He has tried it in over eleven hundred
eases, and never failed except In two cases
(both thunder humOrl. He has now in his
POSSESSION over two hundred certificates
ef Its value, all within twenty miles Of
Boston.
A benefit Is always experienced from
The first bottle, and perfect cure is war
ranted when the right quantity IS taken.
When the lungs are affected Il causes
shooting pains, like needles PASSING
through them; the same with the Liver or
Bowels. This Is caused BY the ducts being
stopped, and always disappears in a week
after taking II.
If the stomach IS foul or bilious II will
carse squeamish feelings at first.
No change of diet ever necessary. Eat
the best you can get, and enough Of il.
Dose, one tablespoonful in water at bed
time, 9nd read the Label.
The Southern herald., 1893-08-18

rose pink satin, and is held in place by
curiously-wrought metal crown,
from which falls founce of beautiful
old lace, the crown being suspended by
four chains from the ceiling and the
sides Of the canopy looped back against
the wall.-N. Y. Tribune.
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-05-04
The Arkansas Media Is.

Professor Mitchell, of Little Rock,
president of the Arkansas World Fair
Directory, has received supply of the
Worlds Fair souvenirs. which will be
placed on sale to assist in defraying the
expenses Of the Arkansas Worlds Fair
officers at Chicago, especially the man
ager, lady assistant manager, janitor,
etc. These medals are made of the
wonderful metal, aluminium, which is
as durable as steel, untarnishable, and
almost as light as paper. There is a
fne picture Of the Arkansas building on
one side and on the reverse the great
seal of the State.
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-05-04
Eul0gieS of Grant.

The Grant Banquet Association, or
ganized to celebrate the birthday of Gen.
U. S Grant, gave its annua
dinner at Hotel Woldorf in New York
City last Thursday, in honor, this time,
of the list anniversary of the dead gen.
eral. Gen. Horace Porter. president of
the association, presided on the occa-
sion.
Beside the large number the United
States army and navy officers, many of
the officers of the visiting men of war
were present.
Secretary Herbert of the navy sent
his regrets and asked to be excused on
the grounds of indisposition. Mrs,
Ulysses S. Grant was too much fatigued
through watching the parade to at
tend.
Gen. Horace Porter spoke an eulogy
on Gen. Grant, and then introduced
John S. Runnells Of Chicago, who deliv-
cred glowing eulogy on the hero of
the civil war.
The Duke Of Veragua was next called
up, and in the best English at his dis
posal told the guests what he thought
about Gen. Grant. 1t gave him great
pleasure, he said, to join in drinking to
one who, by his deeds more than any
one else in modern times, contributed
to make this the greatest country in the
world.
Speeches were also made by Gen.
Scofeld and Roger A. Pryor.
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-05-04
MAsToDoN remains have been discov-

MAsToDoN remains have been discov-
ed at Bluff Springs, Ill,
THE wheat crop in Kansas and Ne
braska is said to be greatly damaged by lack Of
rain
FARMERS all over this State are great
ly discouraged by the damage done their crops by
the cold and rainy weather
Col. SEAWELL of Marion county, this
State is at Washington City trying to interest
eastern capital in Arkansas zinc.
A DARING thief on last Friday night
attempted to steal the ashes of Columbus from
the World's Fair buildings, but was prevented
by the timely appearance of a janitor on the
scene.
THE city of Cisco, Tex, was almost
wiped off the earth by cyclose last Saturday
Sixteen people suffered death in less than two
minutes. The death roll will reach twice that
number. Property loss $1,000 COO.
THE fate Of the lost ship Naronic is
probably revealed in etter written by one of
her engineers, who feared for the safety of her
boilers and intimated that they might blow up.
The wives of the captain and chief officer OF the
missing vessel who live in London, have been
driven insane by despair.
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-05-04
CLOSE or HIS SPEECH, AT EXACTLY
1908 p. NJ, LAST MONDAY.
MANY HONo7ED VISITORS WERE PRESENT.
The Weather Was Not as Pleasant as 1t
Might Have Been, But the Ded-
icatiOn Not Retarded.

CHICAGO, May 1.-The greatest Ex-
position in the history of the world is
thing of the present and not of the fu-
ture. Exactly at 1908 o'clock to-day
President Cleveland pressed the but
ton and set the mighty machinery Of
the Worlds Fair agoing.
The largest crowd of distinguished
people ever before seen together in this
country is in Chicago to-day. The null
titude of visitors have been roughly es-
timated at 100000.
The day dawned cool and cloudy and
chilly mist filled the early forenoon
air, but the conditions of the weather
are small consideration for Chicago
and the Exposition. All was hustle
early. By 10 O'Clock the rays of the sun
had pierced the gloom that hung over
the lake shore and illuminated the
White City in blaze of glory. The
many thousands that thronged the
grounds accepted this as All auspicious
omen and for the first time in the day a
mighty cheer went up, not for the Pres.
ident or other distinguished guests but
for Old Sol. From this time on there
were ftful rays Of sunlight but the
weather still continued threatening.
The formal opening exercises took
place at the Administration Building
where Mr.. Cleveland appeared immedi-
ately after the parade. The throng of
people gathered about the great build
ing covered every atom of earth upon
which human foot might rest. Already
the lady managers and other officers
not in posse ssion were seated and as
the head of the nation walked down the
main aisle to the stand prepared for
him at the outer edge of the platform
a tumult of cheers shook to air
Fifty-fve people were clustered i'm
mediately about Mr.. Cleveland when
he took his seat. The Duke of Veragua
was among them and also members of
the Cabinet and the diplomatic corps.
The opening ceremonies were begun
soon after 10 O'Clock wi tn the produc-
ton of John K. Paine's columbian
March," followed by an invocation by
Chaplain MiIburn of the United States
Congress. The Prophecy" written
for the occasion by w. A. Crofut of
Washington was then presented.
After an orchestral overture Director
General Davis, as master of ceremonies,
the multitude and made the
opening speech which closed with the
presentation of President Clevel and.
Director-GeneralD Davis gave history
Of the Columbian exposition, compli-
mented the heads of the departments
for their zeal in behalf of the great in
stitution and concluded thus:
1.-The grand and concerted illustra-
ton of modern progress which is here
presented for the encouragement of art,
of science, of industry, of commerce,
has necessitated an expenditure, includ-
ing the outlay Of our exhibitors, large
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-05-04
The Duke Of Veragua.

The Duke of Veragua, who is lineal
decendent of Christopher Columbus, is among
the most honored guests now upon America 5
soil. He is president of the Royal Commission
of Spain at Chicago.
The Duke of Veragua's visit is the result of
an invitation given him through an act of con-
gress, and on his arrival, Arill Is, he was met
by Commander Dickens, representing the Uni
ted States, who with his wife will be the Official
escort of the Duke during his visit Gen. Hor-
ace Porter, also a committee appointed by the
mayor of New York, went down the bay to meet
thesducal party and presented the gold key SYM
bolzing the freedom of the city to the decendents
of Columbus, and the delegation of fSpan- Amer
leans of New York offered him a third welcome
Moreover, an honorary reception committee ap-
pointed by the director of the Columbian exposi-
tion, make one more committee of welcome.
The ducal party was installed in state apart
ments of the Hotel Woldorf, sixteen rooms COM
prising one entire wing Of the building his
suite of rooms will next be occupied by the royal
Spanish visitors in the party of the Infanta Eula
lie.
On Saturday the party left for Washin gton; at
tended mass the following day when special mu-
sic was sung in honor of the duke, and Mgr. Sa-
tolli occupied the throne and celebrated the
Callers took up the afternoon. Monday drive
through the city and a reception by President
Cleveland were had. Wednesday the party re-
turned to New York to witness the Naval Parade.
On Friday the party left for Chicago to be pres
ent at the Worlds Fair, and after two weeks in
in that city will return East by the way of Mag
ra, and in New York the official part of the visit
will come to an end, though the Duke will take
an official farewell of President Cleveland before
leaving the country.
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-05-04

The Program Carried Out Despite Rain Storm
Thunderous sa!utes From the Men-of: War.
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-05-04
TIL: NAVAL Review HAnaED.

RAIN CAUSED A PosTPoNEMENT OF THE
WAR SHIPS REMARKABLE DISPLAY.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-10-12
HAWAIT'S PARLIAMENT.
HOLDS ITS USUAL WEEKLY
SESSION.
Postmaster General Oats Lengthy Re
port Of His Trip to Hawaii and
Maui.

Acting President Hatch called the
regular meeting of the Executive and
Advisory Councils to order at 1885 PM.
and opened the proceedings as usual
with prayer. There were present Min
listers Damon and King, Attorney Gen
eral Smith and Councimen Brown,
Ena, Warehouse, Allen, Emmeluth'
Tenney, Young, Suhr, Mott, Morgan
and Bolte.
Minutes of special meeting of last
Monday were read and approved.
There being no petitions on hanc
Minister Damon read his weekly fnan
cial statement which was approved anc
ordered filed, as follows;
FINANCE STATEMENT FOR WEEK END
ING OCTOBER II, 1893,
Current account, balance 80 =
October 4, 1898. ........ Sl3o,9oS D
Loan fund account bal