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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
SHE TURNED THE TABLES.
How a Little Homely knowledge Saved
Young Lady Much Discomfort.

now n money hnOWleuSc S8Seu
a Young Lady Much Discomfort.
A young lady through her knowl-
edge of housewifery rather turned the
table upon a would-be jester one day
last summer; and let that individual,
who was of the male persuasion, into a
little secret of considerable Importance
to those who have occasion to work in
the kitchen as amateurs
The two were members of party Wis
iting an Adirondack campin the Saranac
Lake region. Every one was well ac-
quainted and the days passed merrily
away, until a heavy rainstorm drove
the ladies and the less enthusiastic fish
ermen indoors and compelled them to
seek other forms of amusement. The
rain continued to fall almost without
intermission for several days, and as
means to relieve the monotony the gen.
tleman already referred to proposed
that the various members of the party
try their hand at cooking the next meal.
Permission was obtained from the
host, the members of the party laugh
ingly agreed to the proposition, and the
guide, whose duty it was TO act as cook,
was for the time sent about other bust
ness The gentleman acted as chg,
and, with a knowledge obtained from
serving on the house committee of
prominent New York club, proceeded
to assign various work to his aids and
appointed the young lady first vegeta-
BILE cook for the express purpose of
making her peel onions, the odor of
which she loathed.
When the party adjourned to the
kitchen to begin preparations large
supply of strong odored red onions were
brought to the lady and she was re-
quested to remove the outer cuticle.
The acting clJ and the others who had
been let into the secret made merry
over the supposed discontinue of the
first vegetable cook, but the latter
smiled sweetly and uttered no protest
Bring me deep pan, "she said to
her helper, and when this was produced
she filled it to the brim with water
Then she tucked up her sleeves to the
elbow, showing just the prettiest pair of
arms in the world, and removing her
rings set to work peeling the onions
under water with dizziness that show
ed how familiar she was with the work
and depriving it of all its offensiveness.
1t was revelation to the man, who
had looked either for vigorous protest
or had expected to see the eyes of the
vegetable cook water from the effects
of the onion juice. The amateur din
ner was in every way success, but
none of the cooks achieved a greater
triumph than the one whose practical
experience showed to the others the
common sense method of peeling onions
N Y. Herald.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
THE lola REGISTER.
FRIDAY. FEBRUARY "a. 1898.
TO BE REMEMBERED.
The Queer Notions of Sick Childrs
should BE HUNDRED.

The Queer Notions of Sick Children
should BE HUNDRED.
Some of us can recollect how, when
illness has begun to fasten its hold up
on our brains we lay in bed and watch
ed the figures on the ceiling take strange
shapes and fantastic motions; how,
when fever set in, sounds varied in in
tensity, the same kind of sound SEEM
ing at one instant low, and at another
harsh, and now a succession of noises
would drag along, and suddenly whirl
into a bewildering, rapid confusion.
This mental discomfort outweighs with
some sensitive sufferers severe physi-
cal pain, and those who have so suffer-
ed do not need assurance that the expe-
rience is very real to themselves, all
though almost incomprehensible to
those who have not been through it
1t is probable that children whose
minds are in the unstable period, and
more easily thrown out of balance, go
through more or less harrassing expe-
riences than grown people: but the dis
comfort being often of that subtle ma
ture which makes a description of it
impossible, they can only give vent to
it by vague fretting. A feverish cold
sometimes produces mild delirium, not
always recognizable as such. One little
child, apparently not very i'll, seemed
to her nurses to show unreasonable i'm
patience and dependency, and was
peremptorily silenced when making
outcries and complaints that no one
understood.
1t was not till two years later, and
when undergoing a recurrence of the
same sickness that she was able to ex-
press to her father peculiar and very
disagreeable phenomenon which he
recognized as one that he himself had
suffered from when i'll When a sick
child shows restlessness under some
slight annoyance, almost imperceptible
to others, he should not be chided.
Without being spoiled, this is yet a
time for indulgence of whims No one
can say how much thing is magnifed
by being passed through an invalid's
lens In fever the senses are often pre-
ternaturally sharp; the swaying to and
fro of a curtain distorts the whole 9TH
erwise serene atmosphere. 1t is strange
that well person can scarcely recall
his sensations while sick; never wildly.
But to a sick person the whole world
seems Ill. As everything which is true
of grown peoples fancies is even more
widely true of children, this is no excep-
ton. They suffer often more keenly
from the riot of a disturbed magma
ton than anyone who has forgotten his
childhood can believe.-Childhood
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
ONE CHANCE LEFT,
The Man Dressmaker Safe From the Con-
petition of Women.

The Man Dressmaker Safe From the Com
petition of Women.
A decade had elapsed.
In that period vast changes have been
wrought Women were admitted to all
fields of human endeavor and the avo-
cations formerly considered to belong
to the sterner sex exclusively were open
to all.
In quiet resort somewhat removed
from the busiest thoroughfare one man
CHANGED to ask another for a chew of
tobacco Thence the conversation turn
ed. by easy stages, upon the evils of the
day.
"Bill"-
The man with a look of settled de.
spair in his dark brown eyes was sub
dued in his address
its getting so fellow without
wife has just about got to starve"
YES"
ITS shame the way the women
have crowded US out of business"
True"
Both remained in silent meditation
for a moment.
But then"
The look Of settled despair was some
what less pronounced for a moment
we should be grateful that Provi-
dence has left US pre-eminent in one
calling. Thank heaven, they can't
compete with us in dresmaking."
1t was a comforting thought to be
sure.-Detroit Tribune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
IT Is prompt

In its action, being very penetrat-
ing, goes right to the seat of the dis
ease. The skin is an absorbent, and
takes up this oil as the sun does wa
ter, parties who have used it stating
that when briskly rubbed on the face
for neuralgia, they could taste it; it
is intended only as an external appli-
cation, and yet it is harmless. This
wonderful remedy is known as
Krause's German Oil, the poor mans
friend. Only twenty-five cents bot
tie at Evans drugstore.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
Pears
Soap

Agreeable soap for the
hands is one that dis
solves quickly, washes
quickly, rinses quickly,
and leaves the skin soft
and comfortable. 1t is
Pears.
Wholesome soap is
one that attacks the dirt
but not the living skin.
1t is Pears.
Economical soap is one
that a touch of cleanses.
And this is Pears.
All sorts of stores sell
it, especially druggists;
all sorts of people use it.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
Big Australian Eeis.

A letter writer in Australia speaks Of
a huge eel, which is sometimes met with
in the lakes or large rivers in the in
terror of that country. His first intro
duction to them was somewhat original
He had been swimming near the shore
in beautiful secluded bay, and feeling
fatigued seated himself on 4 log nearly
as large as his body, which seemed to
be resting on the pebbly bottom Sud-
denly the log slipped from under him
and moved gracefully away. It proved
to be an eel fifteen feet in length
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

Joseph V. Dory, of Warsaw, ILL.,,
was troubled with rheumatism and
tried a number of different remedies,
but says none of them seemed to do
him any good; but finally he got hold
of one that speedily cured him. He
was much pleased with it, and felt
sure that others similarly afflicted
would like to know what the remedy
was that cured him. He states for
the benefit of the public that it is call
ed Chamberlain's Pain Balm. For
sale by Evans Bros.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
Good Looks.

Good looks are more than skin deep,
depending upon a healthy condition
of all the vital organs. If the Liver
be inactive, you have Bilious Look,
if your stomach be disordered you
rave a Dyspeptic look and if your
Kidneys be affected you have aplnch-
ssd Look. Secure good health and YOU
viii Save good looks. Electric Bit
tiers is tile great Alternative and Tonic
acts directly ON these vital organs.
gDures Pimples, Blotches, BOils and
gives a good complexion. Sold at w.
j. Evans Drug Store. soc per bottle.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
Bucklen,s Arnica SaIve.

The Best Sale in the work. for Cuts.
Bruises, Sores. Ulcers. Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped hands,
Chilblains. COrns, and all skin erup-
tions, and positively cure Piles. or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to
give perfect satisfaction, or money re-
funded. Price 25 cents per box. For
sale by Evans Bros.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
administrators SAFE.
STATE OF KANSAs,( &C
ALLEN COUNTY. -

Notice is hereby given that ! will offer at
public auction on the 9th day of February, 1895.
at my residence in Usage township miles
north and / west of Moran, all the personal
property and effects of n Culbertson, late of
said county, deceased. consisting of the follow
ing to-wit Three work horses; one cow one
wagon: one spring wagon; farm implements.
etc: said sale to open promptly at 10 o clock a.
m, and continue until the entire personal as
sets of the said J y. CulbertsOn, deceased have
been sold. Terms of sale to be: Sums of s. or
under cash: over s. q credit of months on
notes with approved security; without interest
If paid when due, but If not paid when due, to
draw 10 per cent interest from date until paid
Eight per cent discount for cash.
A. L. CULBERIsoN. Administrator.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
An Accommodating Husband.

Wife (sobbing)-Some day you'll find
me lying at deaths door, and then what
will you do?
Husband tcourteously)-My dear,
have you ever known me to be so un-
gallant as to allow lady to open q
door when was present-Texas Sift-
ingS
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
On. WHATACOUGHi

Will you heed the warning? The
signal perhaps of the sure approach
of that more terrible disease COnsump-
tion. Ask yourselves if you can affsrd
for the sake of saving 5Oc., to run the
risk and do nothing for it. We know
from experience that Shiloh's Cur
will cure your cough. 1t never false
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
CHURCHES.

Episcopal-Services in Odd Fellows hall the
second and fourth Sundays in each month at 8
o clock p. m John Bennett pastor.
Christian or Disciples-Corner of Broadway
and Sycamore. Sunday school 10 q. m. Prayer
meeting Wednesday nights
United Misunderstanding every Sunday
evening at the court house Sunday School
$50 P m, r. II. Bennett Superintendent -
J. l. Robinson, pastor.
Methodist Episcopal-Corner of jefferson ave
nue. and Broadway. Services every Sabbath at
IL g. m and 7:30 p. m. Sunday school at 945 g.
m. Prayer meeting every Wednesday evening
at 730. All are cordially invited to all of these
meetings. A. S. Freed, pastor.
Baptist-0n Sycamore street Preaching Sun
day morning and evening. Sunday school at 945
a m Prayer meeting Wednesday evening at
7:30 p. m Young peoples prayer meeting ev-
cry Sunday evening. NJ. F. King, pastor.
Reformed-Divine worship in the Christ Re-
formed church at IL o'clock g. m. every Sum
day. German services every two weeks
at two O'Clock p. m. Sunday school
every Sabbath at 10 o'clock g. m All are cor
daily invited TO attend. W. Z. Shaley. pastor.
Observation-Disclosures Ave Preaching ev-
cry Sabbath at IL O. m. and $50 p. m. Sabbath
school at 955 a. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday
at go p. In. Everybody welcome. j. Nc
Gsughey pastor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
SECRET SOCIETIES.

G. A. R-McCook Post No. 81 meets the first
Saturday on or before each full moon at G. A.
R. Hall. All comrades in good standing are in
vited to meet with the Post /. Port P. C.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

C. H. acknowledgements physician. Sur
gerry and diseases of women and children q
specially. Office at residence near Pennsylvania
Central Hotel
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
MISCELLANEOUS.

W. C. T. Irregular meeting every second
and fourth Friday at 3 o'clock p. m at the
Kings Daughters reading room north side
square, lola.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

G. A. R--Saunders Post No. 81 meets the frs
Saturday before the full moon of each month In
Dawson hall. Moran. All comrades iu good
standing are invited. G. W. Matthews. P c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

| IT. S. stover-Abstracter of titles Has a COM
plete Set of abstracl books for Allen county. The
only one who makes investigation Of titles q
specially. lola Kansas.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

lola Public Library-Over Northrup's bank.
Open every Saturday from to s p. m. Stock
and membership tickets for sale at the room
Mrs. VIM. Knapp, Librarian.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

L. Tozer, NJ. D.-Ofice west side square, lola,
Kansas. Special attention given to the diseases
of females and children.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

Allen County Horticultural Society meets
every second Friday of each month at 2 O'Clock
D. M. B. F. Pancoast Pres
R. D Moore Secy
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

MeCOok Relief Corps, No. las meets the first
and third Friday evenings of each month at G.
A. r. hall Mrs. N. L. Miller Pres
NJ. Z. Smeltzer, Secy.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

Bible Society-A supply of bibles and tesla
ments may be found at the Allen county bible
Depository. J. w. Scott
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

S. ofV.-MeCook Camp No. 129 meets first Sat-
urday after meeting of McCook Post All BROTH
ers in COED standing are invited TO meet with
the Camp. Ed T: Barber Gem
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

W. D. Scott NJ. D.-physician and accoucher.
Office in J. w. SCOTS drugstore.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

J. Z. Jewell NJ. D.-physician and surgeon
eases. Moran, Kansas.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

A. H. Campbell-attorney-a VIII prac-
tice in any court of the State. Office one door
east of post Office, upstairs, lola, Kans.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
ATTORNEYS.

II. A Ewing r. II Bennett
Ewing & Bennett Office at Court House.
J. B. Goshorn-attsrney-a t-law and notary
public. Office over Coutants hardware store
lola, Kan.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

Foust Grace & FOust-attorneys and counsel
lors-at-law. Office two doors north of North
rup's bank. lola, Kansas.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
PHYSICIANS.

Gard & Roberts-Lawyers Office in REGISTER
building.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
DENTISTRY.

S. Tozer-Ofice over Eevans Bros drug store.
A. T. Crow-Dental surgeon Office over
Richards & WEIGHS store. Fine gold work
specially.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24
1893.
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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

Episcopal-Services in Odd Fellows hall the
second and fourth Sundays in each month at 8
o clock p. m John Bennett pastor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-24

Christian, or Disciples-Corner of Broadway
and Sycamore. Sunday school 10 a. m. Prayer
meeting Wednesday nights
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-09-05
Home FROM samoa.

Elder Joseph n. Carpenter Of Manti,
Sanpoio county, arrived In this city
on Sunday, September 3, coming from
the samoan lslauda, where he has
been lshOfing as u missionary little
more than three yeaW. He lUit August
eOlh, 1890. He fepOrla the misslon
there o. very encouraging. Peace
having been estatllsheI among the
natives, these viii hayo more time 10
give their attention 10 the teachings OF
the Elders. ElIor Carpenter Travelled
In company with Elder Caleb h. SUM
methays, ns iat ns San Francisco,
where the latter expected 10 meet his
parents, Elder Carpenter lett this
afternoon Tor the south.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-09-05
nealh Of a Good Woman.

Sister Margaret NJ Hnrrin, the be-
loved wife Of Joseph McMurrin, oil
this city, passed peacefully to resi-
shortly before one O'Clock on Sunday
morning last. The deceased had been
sufferer for u long time but more
| especially the past year, during which
she was continually confined 70 her
! he'd, patiently awaiting tne end Of her
earthly eNislrnc,
The disease which gradually under.
mined her health anu eventually
| caused her death was malignant OF
scigrhus p0lypus, aud was " such a
nature us 70 Try the patience and faith
ot the eirOugest heart, affecting, as Il
did, her entire face, bat more paTticu.
larry her mouth uud nose. from these
she suffered indescribAble pain. The
first symptoms OF this dread.
iui complaint appeared about
eight years ago, since which
time she Iassei through two severe
operations everything having been
doau for her that surgical skill could
accomplish, but without obtaining per.
mauent relief. Through all her suf.
ieriug she exhibited n confidence anu
faith m God the like Of which can
only bo found In the lives of the good
and true who have passed through tho
furnace Of an lcli0n IA long, IA faith.
ful service OF their Maker.
Sister McMurrin was born IN elias.
gov, Scotland, February .0ih, 1926.
She embraced the Gospel In 1854, and
einigrated 10 Utah with her husband
anu iumIlyl 1876, walking the greater
part Of the distance across tho blaine.
She pHssed through all the trials aud
pTiVatiuuH associated with that irving
journey anu that surrounded the first
settlors In building up homcs IN this
desert region, la every circumstance
She proved her uuillurhlng integrity
10 the cause lot which tho lett her
h0Wc, country AMI friUIds.
She was widely known "a kind
hearted soul, ever ready % lend a HELM.
ing hand 10 those who were IN need.
The comfort and welfare OF her hus.
band aud lamily was her tifst and
constant thought eyun In her own
great distress, ana she would enquire
HbUu, anu symppthizn with ovsry
Tolgtiye in thoir .illicli1ns even when
her own suffering was almost unhear.
able. Every member Vt her family
aud every friend VINO hos enjoyed her
acquaintance In lie will cherish her
memory Tor tho noble traits she OK.
uiuited anu VIII bear out the state.
muut that she was the embodiment Of
uuswoTyiug Integrity anu loving de.
v0tiuu. Sister MCMurrin was OF n
very retiring nature. always pTefeTrlng
q humble seat In the congregation,
but her heart was fun OF the Gospel
and hur testlmuny was bright md
strong. She has gone 10 meet the 70,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-09-05

Como right along to my camp. I know
You Will ho OBJ homo 70 you sleep IN o tent
Respectfully YOU. irloud,
~. o.. Copl.
In another letter 10 Mr. Huntiu ton
the great nhowmau statrt; III you
come ! will paint Chicago tod with
ytu in one night"
Oh timers Will remember that Ia tho
early settlement OF this Territory
and tho Pacific COAT Buffalo Bin
aud Mr.. Huntington were last
and Htm frloDds. Their associations
were Of such Uuduri chntrC or that
that friendship s. ne warm today ns h
wee totty yeafs ngo. Tho iaoi that one
has obtained wealth and Hmr aud
hat the other j. poor aud comparative
~ unknown cuts no iigutU
Mr.. Huntington 10 " son of Dimmick
Huutius ton, the old iu1Inu inter.
pruttG lie Do alsp causiu OF {. l..
Hnntington, president Of tue aeu.hrrn
pacihc.
A noiiccobl. feature Of tho cammun q.
cati1n was tue Iu.tor head, wl!ch clu.
tainsa cutpf tllumnu4 uusr the Itft
baud ctrncr, while directly opposite IL
Tho meas Ut nuniiD Bill hlm,oIL 20
is dfc4' IN u -rDups suit tmmo o..
alely below 81 n 70 lief description Of his
great show nj the WorlI's Fair
MI Huntington "a chase hir ticket
today aud will leave over the Union
Pacific for CnicngO this evening.