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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16

Are your children sub iect to cfoupf If
10, you should never be without bottle
of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. 1t is a
certain cure for Group, and has never
been known to fail. If given freely as
soon as the croupy cough appears 1t will
prevent the attack. It is the sole reliance
with thousands of mothers who have
croupy children, and never disappoints
them. There is no danger in giving this
Remedy in large and frequent doses, as it
contains nothing injurious. so cent
bottles for sale by A. G. Ireland, tr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
Always

Barrie--I have noticed peculiar thing
about tank plays.
Bronely-What Is itf
Barrie-They are usually patronized by
the great unwashed.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
A New Cause, Thousands FLOCK 10 its
standard.

When new cause is presented to the
public it always excites attention. A prom
inent physician has said that la grippe,
during the last three years, has done more
to weaken the hearts of the world than
any other cause that has ever existed.
Those who have had this mafady and
subseq uently found themselves subject
TO palpitation, short breath, irregular
pulse. wind in stomach, pain in side or
shoulder, smothering spells, fainting,
dropsy, and etc, may feel assured they
have heart disease, which unless checked
At once, may result fatally. DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure is the only remedy that
can be relied upon to effect cure. Sold
by G.4Ireland it,, on guarantee. Ask
for the Doctors new book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
yIIies' Nerve 4 Liver Pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Mics
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taste
t,rpid liver, piles, constipation. un.
o. ualed for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, 50 doses rs cts. Sau :
ples Free, at A. e. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
a WITTY Painter,

A wealthy banker recently entertained
at dinner famous painter, and as mark
Ct speciul honor offered him q glass OF
wine from a small bottle of very rare
vintage.
Well. my dear sir, he remarked, how DO
YOU like the winef That bottle is nearly
thirty years old.
The painter, observing the small size
of the bottle, replied, 1t is certainly ex'
ccllent, but must say it is very small
considering its age.-Paris Gaulois.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
Experience with 1t.

In the swell set:
"Count Van vantski has lots OF polish,
I think"
HE ought to. he used to sell it to
housekeepers for their silyerware."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
80 .. -.
4 Usual Qulctus.

I Mother wishing to hurry matters,-
Mr.. sampson has been coming here now
three years. should think he would be
getting tired OF making love to you. y
4 Daughter guess hs is. Last night ne
asked me to marry him.-Puck
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making DeWitt's Little Earl!
Risers. The result is specific for slch
headache, biliousness and constipation
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
when Your Eye Atrikes This stop
and Read It.

The famous hot springs Of Arkansas,
world renowned for their health qualities,
and as a health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa.
cific railway. Sufferers of ''la grippe" IN
fluenza, asthma aud kindred diseases car
obtain relief by . VISIT to this famous
sanitarium.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16

Little vegetable health producers: De
Wits Little Early Risers cure malarious
disorders and regulate the stomach and
bowels, which prevents headache and
dizziness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
theatrical Complication

De Smink-Nell and Chomlly do not
speak as they pass by now:
Won Bon-Eo! How is that!
De Smink-She heard him say that ne
was going to see "Charley's Aunt" and
she gave him the sack.
Won Bon-Pshaw! II she wanted to
get even why didn't she go to SEQ "Ihe
Other Man?-Norristown Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
Natural Mistak 9.

Mr.. Homested crashing into his wife's
room) Maria! Maria! Come quick!
Nelko'a got eonyulsionsl
Mrs. Homested (eutering the parlor)--
Nonsensel The child's practic1ng her
Delsarta lesson.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16

4 Ignorance OF the merits Of De Wits
Little Early Risers is a misfortune. These
little pills regulate, the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
No Real Danger.

Friend -Joye! that's an ugly-looking
dog of youls. Does he ever bite
strangers'
Owner Once in while-but there's
doctor boarding with me who will Tx you
up in jiffy; he's had lots OF practice
Puck
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
Couldn't Stand II.

Hayrick-How was 1t you staid but TIVE
days NJ the Worlds fair when you calcu-
lated to stay two weeks!
Uncle Tree,op-Tu rinch sickness there
fer me. Half on 'enl Is going about in in
vnlids chairs already. Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16

De Wits Witch Hazel Saive cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures Sores
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
where's The Connecticut
I wrote a sweet sonnet
And sold it for cash;
In love OF bonnet
My wife cuts dash.
New York uerl

Our word describes it-"perfection.
We refer to Do Wits Witch Hazel Salve
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseasts
and is we'll known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
Gentle woman.

Sophronia (musingly)-I wonder II it is
my money he's after! a.
Amanda You Innocent goose! What
else can il bef
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
Bound to he in II.

Jones (opening his morning paper)-
All. ah! The election was won by
Nones (interrupting in haste)-I told
you so.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16

All the talk in the world will not con-
vince YOU SO quickly as one trial OF De
Wits Witch Hazel Salvc for scalds,
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles.
New MEXICO Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
Extremely So.

"He's a very modest young man. isn't
he"
"Nod.st A. a burglar. He doesn't eveu
want the credit of his own work. "-.Phia
delphia Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16

Imaginary Payments come HiRh'
Blobson-How much will suit OF
clothes of this material cost!
Tailor--About $45.
Blobson-Well, how much IT really
pay youf
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
ATTRACTIVE FIG URES

--- come with
good health.
1t is easily seen
when C woman
has perfect
health, her face
and figure show
it. The pain
full disorders
and diseases
that aMict wo.
menkind make
tn Q m S e | v e Q
seen rs well as
felt. Dull eyes,
: blotched or sal
low face. end q
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16

We could not improve the quality i
paid double the price. De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve is the best Salve that OK
perience can produce, or that money car
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16

"Where /, the island OF Java situatedr'
asked a Harlem schoolteacher OF a small
but rather forlorn looking boy.
II dunno, sir" 3
Don't you know where coffee comes
from?" /.
"Yes, sir, we borrow it ready parched
from the next door neighbor. Texas Slit
inRs
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
xyh,ch Il Deterrent.

which Ii Deterrent.
Did you ask Miss Do Style if she would
be yours, Horacef
should say not, Gideon.
But thought to intended to do SO.
Hardly. What / did ask her was ii !
might be hers.-Detroit Free Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
NnIdois shattered.

No IDOLS Rhattefed.
she-Why don't you marry hers
Hs-Because its SO much more delight
full to love her.--Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
An Amusing Mistake

A man entered our store recently, said a
book-keeper the other day, and mado n
rather amusing blunder. was sitting
behind my desk, writing, when an elderly
well-dresstd man entered and asked to see
Mr.. Mallett.
told him there was nobody by that
name in the store, but he did not seem
satisfied, for he said: Why, that is
strange; was in here only two days ago
and talked to him. From the description
he gave me found that he meant one OF
our clerks, and / said: Oh, you mean Mr.
Hammer, don't you? Yes, he said.
must have got the names hammer and
mallet mixed uD,-Philadelphia Call
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use Dc
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
In7he Consulting. Room.

Doctor You look rather excited. For
some time to come you had better not ex-
ert yourself too much. For instance,
you must not-what is your profession
Patient--Anarchist.
Doctor-You must not throw bombs
do YOU hear?-Il Caffaro.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-11-16
Political.

Dog-well, Jay Eye-See. how do you get
on In your new place!
Horse-Oh. I've got big pull.-Brook
Iyn Life, 1
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1893-12-15
The recent disbandment Of severe

The recent disbandment of several
companies of Indians, who had been
enlisted as soldiers in Uncle Sans
army, seems to have been due more to
the difficulty of finding recruits than
to any real opposition among officers
to the employment of the red man in
the ranks. The Indian himself does
not take kindly to the restraints Of
discipline, and misses the freedom of
his rowing life; hence, he will no
longer enlist, but while he is in the
Governments service he appears to
discharge his duties as well as can be
expected from him. He does not like
the routine of drill, and he cannot be
depended on to stand in line Of battle,
but he makes good scout aud skirn-
Isher-in short, he shows ali the weak
nesses and virtues of the savage. The
great argument in favor of taking him
into the regular army is still as strong
as it ever was, the experiment with
him not having weakened it in the
least. 1t is cheaper to pay him for
being on good terms with us than to
fsht him, snd.leSen if he willnot take
kindly to rules AID regulations, he is
sure to beco,ns more tractable being
hy subjectiss himself t. ti.en even
imperfectly.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1893-12-15

vine il the horses speed was not slack
ened before we rounded the sharp, mar
row curve.
But who was that in the road at
least a dozen rods from the curve?
Miss Hopel Her dress was torn, and
her sweet face and hands all scratched
and bleeding. In few moments she
had secured the dragging rope, which
we had forgotten, and calling to Bar
bara to pull hard on the reins, the
horses were brought to a stop just as
Robert Dawson, on horseback, dashed
upon the scene.
Miss Hope tainted dead away then.
Robert caught her III his arms and
called her wildly by name but she was
unconscious still when they took her
home. For days she lay tossing in the
delirium of brain fever. She recov-
cred at last, and soon after that we
learned that we were to lose our
teacher; for Robert Dawson never
rested until she promised to be his
wife.
We were all sorry to lose Miss Hope,
but none more so than Mr.. Sawyer.
81 don't care whether she knows
bow to teach in the old way or not,
he said to one of the trustees; "but a
girl, who could climb down the noun
tain hand over hand, on the wild grape
vines, to save the lives of lot of chill
dren, is fit to be trusted with those
children anywhere. I'm afraid we
shall never see her like again.
And we never have, in the school
room; but Mrs. Robert Dawson is a
social power in the district, and her
former pupils are her most devoted
friends Waverly Magazine.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1893-12-15
BUsINEss ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.


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The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1893-12-15

The theory that times of depression
in business are peculiarly favorable to
religious development, has some justi-
fication in experience, concludes the
San Francisco Argonaut. But, on
the other hand, there are more suicides
in hard times than at any other. Sta
tistics show that there has been a
noticeable increase in suicides in New
York City during the last month, the
aggregate being thirty-four against
twenty-five for the sameperiod during
the previous year. The statistics are
suggestive, but hardly conclusive.
The suicidal tendency is certainly
growing; but it derives its stimulus
rather from what may be called fixed
conditions of our life than from tenn
porary and exceptional indictments.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1893-12-15
The New York World observes: W.

The New York World observes: We
are apt to imagine that America is the
land of progress and Asia the land of
regress. This is doubtless true, as a
rule, but every now and then we are
startled to find that the Mongolians
have ideas also and sometimes act
upon them. This statement is borne
out by recent report made to the
Japanese Government on the state of
agriculture in that country, and advo-
eating, among other things, the es-
Establishment of agricultural insurance.
Mutual insurance-that is, ga fellow
ship, the single members of which are
all insured by that same fellowship
is also advocated. The report shows
that the Japanese are wide awake.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1893-12-15
An international Fat Mems Dinner

A fat mans dinner has just taken
place at Grenoble, in Dauphine,
France, and the undertaking has been
so successful as to warrant the resolu-
ton to make it a yearly institution.
All the fat men in the world were in
vited to the entertainment on cond1-
ton that they did not weigh less than
100 kilos, orabout 900 pounds. Among
the crowd who put in an appearance
there were only two rsscals But that
they had lead slowed away in their
pockets and Innings was soon discov-
cred and they we're expelled. London
Answers.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1893-12-15

The paper mill at Salina, Kan, has
made from sunfower stalks several
tons of paper, which will be sent to
experts in the East. The paper is re-
garded as superior to straw paper and
marks great departure in paper MAX
ing and sunAower raising industries.
The mill is now buying sunfowers and
proposes to make sunfower paper a
specially. On recent evening the
6alina Daily Republican ran its entire
edition on the sunAower paper.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1893-12-15
SELECT SIFTINGS.

A Tennessee horse thief was killed
by pet bear which was chained in the
stable.
The cavalry was the aristocratic arm
of the Greek service, All the horse
men owned and provided for their own
horses.
The sun throws vertical rays on the
earth's surface only on an area equal
to about thirty-five square miles at any
one time.
The rel of Brazil is an imaginary
coin, no piece of that denomination
being coined. Ten thousand reis
equal So. 40.
In ten hours as many men fell at
Waterloo as in three days at Gettys-
burg, the armies being practically Of
equal numbers.
1t is fact of curious interest that
twenty-four of the 6100 murderers ar
rested in the United States in 1890
were blind men.
Albert Bellows, a Brooklyn clothing
cutter, got his under jaw caught while
yawning, and it took a surgeon fifteen
minutes to get it shut.
There are people in the interior dis
tricts of Japan who have never tasted
animal food, and who look with hor-
ror on the eating of such diet.
The Hebrew Talmud says that when
Adam was created he was giant, his
head reaching into the heavens and his
counteRpnce outshining the sun.
A woman named Mary Smeaton, re-
siding in the suburbs of Cincinnati,
although past the age of ninety-one,
has within the last year cut four new
teeth.
So few of the common people of
Russia are able to read that in village
stores pictures of the articles for sale
are hung on the walls in place OF read
ing notices about them.
The first notice of the use of coal is
in the records of the Abbey OF Peters
borough, England, in the year $50 A.
d., which mention an Item OIL twelve
car loads of ''fossil fuel.
Human hair varies in thickness from
the two hundred and fiftieth to the six
hundredth part of an inch. The
coarsest fibre of wool is about one five
hundredth part of an inch in diameter ;
the finest only the one thousandth five
hundredth part
Uncle Ardle is an aged African who,
until the Charleston Is. O. earth
quake of 1886, lived in cabin on the
banks of the Savannah River FFte
earthquake scared him, and he built a
sort of nest in big oak tree, where
he lived contentedly until the recent
cyclone came along and blew him out.
Joseph is now figuring on some other
scheme to defeat the elements.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1893-12-15
NOTHING 70 REcREr.

Should some great angel say to me to-
morrow,
"Thou must retreOd thy pathway from the
start,
But God will grant in pity for thy sorrow,
Some one dear wish, the nearest to thy
heart"
This were my wish "From my life's dim
beginning
let be what has been Wisdom planned
the whole,
My want, my woe, my errors and my SHINING
All, all were needed lessons for my SOUL"
Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1893-12-15

Baron tricks, Russian nobleman
living in Copenhagen, has just turned
Snowman. He is enormously rich, but
his eccentricities had put him in dis
grace with his family. He is travel
ing now with one.colored man, two
monkeys, three bears, one lion, four
pigs, forty parrots, innumerable cocks
and hens, and brand new Hungarian
wife of great beauty.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1893-12-15
MISS HOPES ROMANCE.

Nd now, gentle
men, since we have
finished the bust
ness of electing a
trustee, it b e.
hooyesme, as clerk
of the district and
Chairman of this
meeting, to speak
of q teacher for
this ensuing year.
Indeed. it gives
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1893-12-15

The farmers of Iowa have APP
parently enough money in banks to
pay of ell the farm mortgages in the
State.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1893-12-15

Business worries are said to be the
cause Of twelve per cent. of the cases
of insanity.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-01-01

A Case Where Common Sense Ad
vertising Pays-Promises Made
Never Broken.

Never Broken.
The annual one-fourth of sale of +.
W. Wurzturg, corner canal and Cres-
cent avenue, which commenced last
week, and - now IN progress, promi-
ses 10 be the most successfui of any
sales Mr.. wufzburg has yet given.
Ladies. hy past experiences, know IL 10
TO their interest TO wait tor TINS annual
sale, as values are always given
throughout each department that eau
not fail to attract attention. Long ago
they learned that with Mr.. Wurzburg
II was an actual reduction of % cents
on the dollar. and therefore know that
they are receiving more than their
moneys worth. Regarding the hoii-
day trade. the gentleman n authority
foi the following sentence: sour trade
Saturday before Christmas Was better
than year ago; our weeks business
snow an increase over corresponding
time OF 1891, and young man, on the
year you may say there is q most de-
cided jump over 1891" While all this
when II il considered that the public
nave confidence In every statement
made by Mr.. Wurzburg in his adver-
tisements. Every lady knows he will
do as he promises. This policy 10 al
ways sure to win. Yesterday there was
not = dull hour experienced. The
corps of clerks were on the 70 ell the
time and at times there were large
numbers of eager buyers present secur-
ing some of the values gwen in tho
one-fourth Oft sale. This business WAS
the general rule during the week. 1t
was regular Christmas trade. Ladies
should not let this one-fourth Oft sale
slip by unnoticed. They will find 1t to
their interest to make their selections
ere 1t il too late. Make hay while the
sun shines and call this week.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-01-01

Christmas day.
- Executive COMMITTEES grandslocge
food Ieinplsr's meeting.
q. Mayor stuart lectures eoCnei Tor
extfayagsnee.
y. Death OF John Hughart-
-. A. w. Weekes, ehairman Of board
OF supervisors. resigns
80 Reunion high school class OF 90
ii. William 4. Maze susoides.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-01-01
Musical Goods.

Julius A. j. Friedrich, 30 and 80
Canal street, reports one of the largest
holiday trades he has over experienced.
This In face Of the fact that his estab-
lishment wa3 in the hands Of workmen
much or tho time, is something re-
markable. Mr.. Friedrich can we'll wish
his friends and patrons . happy and
prosperous New Year. 1t should not
be forgotten while selecting . piano,
organ. or any other musical lnstru.
ment that Mr.. Friedrich carries one OF
the largest and most complete assert.
ments of musical instruments in west
ern Michigan. The goods he handles
are of the best makes known, and the
prices always given the patron are con-
sistent with first-class article.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-01-01
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 4,


That will be the entire population of Grand Rapids and surrounding
successful
future the These special bargains will be placed
shall Offer shall throughout
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-01-01

Principal Local Events Of Each
Are Enumerated.
EVERY DAY HAS IT'S HISTORY
A W.n Every Day Of This Glad New
Y.a-Loesl Ezsnss Which Hass
Become Historical.

The principal local events OF each
dsy Of tne year lust closed are gwen
below.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-01-01

Annual Linen Sale will JANUARY
will be the
and
the shade allow
will there FAC
ink Remember the date make a memorandum of it