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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
A Pluclsy Woman.

The plucky wife of Police Officer Joe
Barr foiled an attempted burglary at her
residence Sunday night. 1t was after
midnight when Mrs. Barr heard noise
as of some one rummaging in the lower
part of the house. Getting out of bed
she picked up her husbands big revolver.
Then she quietly walked out OF theroom
and turned on the light on the landing
In the hallway she saw man, who had
presumably been attracted out OF the
parlor by the glare of the light up stairs
On seeing that it was only woman who
disturbed his operations the burglar
looked contemptuously at her and was
about to return for the booty which he
had been selecting. Mrs. Barr coolly
walked down stairs and pointing the re-
yolver at the intruder said, "4ou get
out Of this house."
The burglar saw by the brave look in
Mrs. Bars blue eyes and the steady
way in which she held the revolver that
she was not to be trihed with. After a
moments hesitation he broke for the
window by which he had entered ano
disappeared. Mrs. Barr then securely
fastened doors and windows and retired
to her room again. Officer Barr talked
Of little yesterday but his wife's bravery
and there is some talk of making hi
plucky little wife an honorary member
of the police department.-Denver Re
nublican.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
What q Boy King Bought.

Not long ago there was terrible excite
ment at tho royal court of Anam. The
king, Thanh-Tai, who is now IA years
old, was missing. Etiquette requires
that the Anamese king shall never
leave the royal grounds. He is a kingly
prisoner. And that the king should not
only be absent from the palace, but that
no one should know where he was con-
stituted an event Of such direful conse-
uuence that the whole court was in dis
may.
But the young potentate was not hard
to find. Though he was Il king, he was
a boy, and it is natural for a boy when
no has some money in his pocket to want
to go out and spend it.
That was exactly what the king of
Anam had done. Entirely alone, he
had started on shopping" expedition
through the streets Of Hue. OF course
no one knew him, because he had never
shown his face in public. He was SIM
ply boy, like any other boy, and this
was exactly what he wanted.
But he was treated with great respect
by the shopkeepers, because he seemed
to have plenty Of money. Curiously
enough, the thing which seemed to at.
tract him most was head shearing ma.
chine, or hair clipper, and when the
frightened mobiles of the court discov'
cred him at last it was with this singu-
lar implement in his possession. Nc
doubt he intended to amuse himself by
shaving the heads Of all his dependents.
Youths Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
Tho Sailor Hat.

Delsartean people say that our mus
cles and carriage betray our true ma
lures even more than our faces. So do
the clothes we wear, although few of us
stop to think about it. For instance,
there is something about "a sailor hat
which expresses the whole gamut of
emotion. The inventive girl can give
herself an infinite variety of moods by
the way she affects it. It is all over the
world feminine just now in all manner
of style and quality. Every girl owns
one. AS Mark Twain said of the cross
Of the Legion of Honor, few havo es-
capped" But observe how differently
it is worn. Straight upon the couture,
with black band, it is denure, bust
nesslike and impressive. Tiptilted a
mite over the ear, it is trine reckless
and inviting. In pure white, with a
cloud of yelling about it, it is ilirtatious,
fascinating and alluring. Pushed back
off the forehead, it expresses hoydenish-
ness and youthful exuberance, and in
tarpaulin, with bunch of violcts at one
side, it has freaky, capricious air.
Yes, the modern sailor hat is an ao-
liam harp on which the summer girl can
play many tunes. 1t is good thing to
know just what to choose. There is a
great deal in knowing how not to do it.
New York Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
Safe, sure and speedy.

No external remedy ever yet devised
has so fully and uestionably met these
three prime conditions as successfully as
Allcock's Porous Plasters. They are
safe because they contain no deleterious
drugs and are manufactured upon scien-
tifc principles of medicine. They are
sure because nothing goes into them ex-
cept ingredients which are exactly adapt
ed to the purpose for which plaster is
required. They are speedy in their &C
ton because their medicinal qualities go
right to their work of relieving pain and
restoring the natural and healthy per-
Torrance of the functions of muscles,
nerves and skin. Do not be deceived by
Misrepresentation. Ask for Allcock's'
and letspo solicitation or explanation in
duce you to accept substitute.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03

Perhaps some OF our readers would
like to know in what respect Chamber
lains Cough Remedy is better than any
other. We will tell you. When this
Remedy is taken as soon as cold has
been contracted, and before it has be-
come settled in the system, it will coun-
teract the effect of the cold and greatly
lessen it's severity, if not effectually cure
the cold in two days. time, and it is the
only remedy that will do this. 1t acts in
perfect harmony with nature and aids ma
ture in relieving this lungs, opening the
secretions, liquefying the mucus and
causing its expulsion from the air cells
of the lungs and restoring tho systom to
strong and healty condition. No other
remedy in the market possesses these re-
markable properties. No other will cure
a cold SO quickly or leave the system in
as sound condition. For sale by A. @.
Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
Subjects of a Few Lectures by Women.

At the pathological congress Miss
Marie A. Molineaux of Boston tcni:ibut-
ed paper entitled "Twenvy ieisrs In
Roman Fields" Nine. Schlemann, the
widow of the great German arch;eolo-
gist, gave an address on Excavations
at Troy" Mrs. Sara Y. Stevenson, the
accomplished lecturer for the University
of Pennsylvania and curator of the
Egyptian section of that institution, lee
tured on "The Civilization of Egypt; Its
Place In History" Miss Georgia Leon
ard of Washington furnished paper on
1.-THE Domestic Life of Early Egyp-
tians." Mrs. Helen Mary Tirard of Lon
don, who has been lecturing in the Brit
ish museum. and who since the death Of
Miss Edwards is considered the greatest
Psychologist among woman, gave lee
ture on 1.-The Social Status of Women In
Ancient Egypt"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
A Safeguard Against Breaking Down.

This is o season of the year when many
people "break down" as the saying is.
Feelings of irresistible languor overtake
them. They are tired out all the time.
They are feverish and sleepy and irrita-
BILE, and finally their strength gives way,
and they are Frustrated with sickness.
One of the best safeguards against this
downward tendency is plenty of sleep.
And the sleep, in order that it may have
its full effect as tired natures sweet re-
storer," should be taken at seasonabla
hours. It is an old adage that zone
hours sleep before midnight is worth
two after it."-New York Ledger.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
Facts for the Travelling Public,

Emigrants, commercial men, tourists,
mariners and miners relating to the pre-
servation of health under conditions I'M
favorable to it, may be CLEANED with
profit from the oft published testimony
of such persons relating to the protective
and remedial qualities of Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, very valuable remedy
to those who traverse "the briny deep,"
or are sub ected to malarial influences or
out door exposure. With as much GER
tainty as DR.. Rocks celebrated lymph
destroys the organic microbe, the Bitters
counteracts unhealthful germs in malaria
tainted air and brackish water. 1t pre-
vents and removes disorders caused by
poor and unaccustomed food, and res
torres tranquility to worn out nerves and
weary brains. Rheumatism, kidney and
liver complaint, cramps, collie and dyss-
pepsia are among the ailments that it
subdues.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
An Ambitious Journalist.

Brooklyn possesses one of the youngest
editors in the world. She is a little TO-
year-old girl who brings out every week
Tho Pickwick Papers, written entirely
by herself. 1t contains department
labeled "Jests," unique advertising
column, fashion department, a society
budget, a poets corner and a story.
There is range of versatility in this
which is denied to most geniuses. New
York Sun,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
A German View of the Wonan's Congress

Almost the entire European press has
been discussing the "womans congress-
held in Chicago and have either ridi-
culed its action or treated it as the harm
less play Of immature children. Weare
not surprised at this. All departures
from established methods pass through
four stages. First, their significance is
underestimate, then Knocked at as a
folly, then opposed, and finally recog-
nized as right. We here in Europe are
now meeting bitter hostility. Therefore
we have passed through the first and
second stages, are now in the third, and
may assure ourselves we are approach
ing victory.-Berlin Frauenricht
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
pooction Against the Train.

The reaction from the trains of year
ago has been sharp and decided. Some
very elegant frocks are to be seen which
do not touch the ground by an inch or
40. This is desirable to understand, for
light summer dresses cut out shamefully
IL worn in demitrain, and as long as it
is permissible it is certainly advisable
for all economic souls to follow this SEN
sible style. Exchange.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03

When new cause is presented to the
public it always excites attention. A prom
inent physician has said that la grippe,
during the last three years, has done more
to weaken the hearts of the world than
any other cause that has ever existed.
Those who have had this malady and
subsequently found themselves subject
to palpitation, short breath, irregular
pulse, wind in stomach, pain in side or
shoulder, smothering spells, fainting,
dropsy, and ETC., may feel assured they
have heart disease, which unless checked
at once, may result fatally. DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure is the only remedy that
can be relied upon to effect cure. Sold
by A. G.. Ireland jr., on guarantee. Ask
for the Doctors new book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
FOR LITTLE FOLKS.
Now Nnri1,s Free PIHTgrnuMd.

At the corner of Fiftieth street and
Eleventh avenue, New York city, is Il
large lot fenced in by high palings and
rough walls. This is free playground
for the poor children of the neighbor-
hood. 1t is in charge Of four teachers
and janitor, who are paid by some gen
erous citizen whose name is a secret,
The teachers are young women Of edn-
cation, and they know how to amuse and
train the urchins. and the best of order
is always maintained.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
Stnr Of the SOuth.

Go to Volasco for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, where the soil
is n natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years 25
degrees above zero. Warmest day 90 de
grocs. velasco offers tho bcst invest
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, Velasco Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
The Alameda,

A new and very attractive resort in tho
charming Mesilla valley, one mile from
Las Cruces, N. NJ. Thoroughly comfort
able and home-like. STRICTLY first-class
in every respect. The choicest Of fresh
fruits at oil seasons and Jersey milk and
cream speciality. Livery furnished at
reasonable rates. Terms $40 to $l4 per
week. For further particulars, address
j. K. LIVINGSTON,
Las Cruces, N. M
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03

II consider Chamberlain's Cough Re-
medy specific for Group. 1t is very
pleasant to take, which is one of tho
most important requisites where cough
remedy is intended for use among child
rem. have known of cases of Group
where know the life of little one was
saved by the use of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy" J. ]. LAGRANGE, druggist,
Avoca, Neb. so cents bottles for sale by
A. G. Ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
1t Takes Nerve,

II can't pay this bill, doctor. It's exor
bitant. Pm no better than was either"
THAT'S because you didn't take my adj
vice."
"Ah-well-of course, if didn't takeit, !
don't owe you for it. Thanks. Good morn
ing. "-Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
No Temptation.

Fond Parent--Bobby, will you promise
me not to steal any more jam?
Bobby-Yes, mamma.
Fond Parent-You promised that very
readily. What makes you SO sure of be-
ing able to keep your word?
Bobby-Thero isn't any more. I ate it
all.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
Very Strange.

'There's one curious thing about discov
ering Places" said Johnny after he got
through with his study. Take Bermuda,
for instance. 1t was discovered by a man
named Burmudez How he happened to
stumble ON place with name just like
his beats e"-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
Tic nIodiRh bedroom.

The craze for chamber sets of white
enamel is slightly declining. Young
ladies' rooms and guests rooms are still
fitted up in white and gold and in creamy
white. The rooms for more general use
are furnished in natural woods, like
birch, maple On oak. OF these the least
extensive and most durable is natural
oak. Birch is also durable wood, but
maple, though light, attractive wood,
ia not very durable. Courier.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
A Labor Question.

A vagrant on being brought before the
beak wept SO bitterly as to evoke the sym
pathy of the worthy magistrate, who kindly
Inquired, Have you been out of work for
long timer"
Ever since my poor mother died"
''How old were you at the timer"
Eighteen months, your worship.
teur.
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A Brave boy.

Mamma-1f you eat any more of that pub
ding, Tommy, you'll see the bogie man to-
night.
Tommy (after moments thought.
Well, give me some more. Knight as well
settle my mind about the truth Of that story
once for all.-EXchange.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
r,,.. Wash white rroc,,s.

II don't think l fancy what you ladies
call wash white frocks," said a we'll
known clergyman the other day. "rhey
have such an after-the-p picnic look to
me-" The comparison was apt, though
it did come from inasculinity. They do.
Philadelphia Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03

There are swings, "teater totters,'
wheelbarrows and other things with
which the little ones alnuse themselves.
Beautiful white sand has been hauled
from the seaslore until it covers the
greater part of the playground to the
depth Of three feet or more. The children
have great fun on this imitation sea
beach, and one Of their games is racing
with whoelbarrows. The elder children
wheel the barrows. each one having
little tot for II passenger. They run t
course and at the finish dump their lit,
tie passengers into a heap Of sand. This
is jolly fun for all, as ii gives excitement
with exercise and no one is ever hurt.
The picture shows little boy named
Johnny dumping his passenger at the
end of q race. Johnny has won this
time. The teachers say he nearly always
comes in first in the races.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
Miles, Nerve 4 Liver Pills.

Act on new principle--regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedily cure billiousness, bad taste
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equaled for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, so doses % cts. Sam
pies Free, at A. 9. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03

"During my term of service in the
army l contracted chronic diarrh@a,"
says A. E. Bedding, of Halsey, Oregon.
"Since then have used great amount of
medicine, but when l found any that
would give me relief they would injure
my stomach, until Chamberlain's Cole,
Cholera and DiarrhGa Remedy was
brought to my notice. used it and will
say it is the only remedy that gave me
permanent relief and no bad results
follow For sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
A Year After,

Mr.. Benedict met Howard to-day.
He was surprised to know we are married.
Says you told him you wouldn't marry
the best man living.
Mrs. Benedict-Well, the fact is, did.
Mr.. Benedict-Is that SO? How did
you come to change your mind?
Mrs. Benedict the fact is, didn't.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
In Training.

"Charley proposed to me last night, and
accepted him."
"Why, he proposed to me yesterday"
"Indeed? Well, he did it SO prettily that
was sure he had rehearsed several times"
Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03

DR.. P. A. Skinner, of Texarkana,
Arkansas, Is an enthusiast in the praise
Of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. He used 1t
for rheumatism, and says: ~ found it to
be the most excellent local remedy"
For sale by A. G. ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03

All the talk in the world will not con-
vince you SO quickly as ono trial Of De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve for scalds,
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
OVERLOADED

and disordered stomachs and bowels e','
don't need a dose of physic. lhat'
with its violence, only upsets them
the more. They need dose or two
Of Dr.. Pierceis Pleasant Pellets.
That cleanses and regulates them
mildly and gently, but thoroughly
and effectively.
They're the original little Liver ave:
Pills, these tiny, sugar-coated anti,
bilious granules - the smallest ana :,
the easiest to take. One little Pellet
for a laxative-three for cathartic.
Sick Headache, Bilious Headache,
Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious
Attacks, and all arrangements OF
the liver, stomach and bowels are
prevented, and cured.
Put up in sealed vials-a per1ect
vest-pocket remedy, always convent
ent, fresh and reliable.
They're tho cheapest pills you can
buy, for they're guaranteed to give
satisfaction, or your money is re,
turned. You pay only for the gooo
you get.
Can you ask mores
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
WOnlan's Rights,

Mamie-I believe in woman's rights
CGertie-Then you think every woman
should have a vote?
Mamie-No; but think every woman
should have voter.-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
Insult to Injury.

He-If you will give me just one kiss
I'll never ask for another.
She-George, it Is bad enough to tell q
falsehood, without insulting me at the
same time.-Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
A Kindly Tip.

First Nightcr-What Every seat taken!
Ticket Seller-Every one, but don't be
discouraged. There will be. room enough
after the first act. Twas at the rehearsal
Exchange,
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wouIa Not Improve Matters.

Would Not Improve Matters.
Jack-Cheer up, old man, don't look SO
blue!
Harry-Can't help it.
Jack-Oh, come! Think of your best
girl.
Harry-No good. married her three
months ago.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
They All Wond cred.

-Four French sportsmen fired stimuli
taneously at a rabbit, but it escaped. Then
they asked all together:
II wonder who missed that time?"-Titr
n;to
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.


Plankington-Come out to dinner with
me tonight, old man. We've got new
cook.
Won Blumer-Don't believe l can to-
night. Won't tomorrow do?
Piankington-Oh no. She leaves to-
morrow.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
A True Humorist.

The humorous editor sat in his chair,
While over his face spread q smile,
And parcel of manuscript held he there.
He grinned as he read it the while.
But oh, it was sad, it was terribly sad.
For took occasion to note
That tho jokes which made him so flendishly
glad
Were the things that he himself wrote.
Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
1t Would Ease Him

Shelf you married girl in the hope
that she would one day come into a for
tune wouldn't you feel guilty over it?
He-Not if she got the fortune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
A Fellow Feeling.

Judge--You are charged with being
drunk-but haven't Been you somewhere
before?
Prisoner-You have. We took the gold
cure together.
Discharged.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
Sign.

Is Chumply landed gentleman, do
you know!
I'm not certain, but Miss Huntcash has
been fishing for him.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03

Ignorance OF the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03

You can not do effective work without
clear head, and for this take Simmons
Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
A Bows Natural Remark.

A Boys Natural Remark.
Little Boy guess everybody thought
was always goin to stay baby.
Little Girl-Why?
Little Boy-'Cause every time any WIS.,
itors come they always holds up their
hands an says, why, how he's grownF
--l4ood News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
Trade.

TRADE.
Where do you do most of your shop
pings
Mrs. CashlGAt Swell & Spreads. =
But they ask such awful prices, don't
theyf
Dear, yes; but buy everything at
Cheap & Lows.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03

There was young man up in Me-,
Who wished large fortune to ger
All chances he'd shlrk
Of good, honest work,
So he want off and held mn ira
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
Should be Arrested, The Popular De-
manu.

Who? What should be arrested? All
excessive nervousness, dyspepsia, head
ache, dizziness, sleeplessness, neuralgia,
nervous debility, dullness, confusion of
mind, nervous prostration, and etc.
They should be arrested, or, stopped, be-
fore they develop into condition that
can but result fatally. For this purpose
no remedy equals DR.. Miles Restorative
Nervipe, the discovery of the renowned
specialist, whose remedies are tho
wonder of the civilized world. Nervine
is sold by A. G. Ireland jr, on positive
guarantee. Ask for his book free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03
So he went off and held up a tire.

Simmons Liver Regulator, bear in
mind, is not an experiment. 1t is en-
dorsed by thousands.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-03

Dyspepsia in ali its forms is not only
relieved but cured by Simmons Liver
Regulator,