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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

BY this time next summer the half
dead street car horse ought a. be en-
tireiy eliminated from the picture ~
every -day life In this great city balii'
more American.
The oisfererce between tight wis.
.io~ and q tight a. n or . railroad
train Is that the ole sou can't open and
the other you cau's shut up.-lonkers
Statesman
The American TN plate Joke is g. te
nreSeryed in comic opera There ~
nothing left for Mckinley hut 10 lock
like Napoleon and say roihing New
York World.
They have found a petrined load and
4 pe,rsfied cat II one ~ our suburban
towns. 1; is almost time a. look for a
petrified liar. but not quite.--Prosidencs
Telegram.
Mosquitoes are not very large whcr
YOU look al them. bat they make them
selves representatives. York Re
corr.er.
Bulkheads On warships seem - bf
about a. useless az blockheads in fhs
navy depaftment-Ne~ York Adver-
tirer.
Our annual friend. the Delaware
peach crop. 10 al right and the snxlou
nation may breathe earily.-New York
Press
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11
TYRELL IS A WINNER
He Was vsy Promptly Rs-ia-
stated on Explaining
MS FAMOUS IxIfRvlfw


LAms~o. Mich July la-Cnions
Tyrsl, kss ben ssstos~d - cnunasd
Hs sppsns~d h<fors ths nllisas. boarc
aud comssnder IN Chisf Rich III
narniag. and after ~ sntsrvs>s lasting
several hesfs be placed "a hle Vii
Adjrtsnt .Gsnsxsi Eaton = cosnuuuioa
tlou ensirsly satisfactory. and The ors1s
kss slsssdy hssn issued tor he pso0p
ssstoratlou.
He dos Dot d~ny the rtfSs -
credited 70 him 10 the famous ipiersseu
IL q week eco. bat Ia his iefles SAYS
As . military nan. ! fs~,agnsxe the fac
that discipline u essential b. socc<ss <nd
prosperity Of our military syetcuA Hh.is
] very much desared the camp a. lex
shouM IL located IA tbs yicznlty 81 Chi
cago. Accept the action II tLosr - ~
thorlty - final aud h<iisse u % h rhs
duty Il every ofarrr add enlisted men v
attend tbs csup - be tsld ~ lsispe
Lake. each csotr,buting q the eHt~nf Il
has ability 10 make the sslas = sacces<.
ful one. To nsplish this snd. II vii
he my pleasure 10 render al assistance
IN nay power"
The order q rrinstatenert vss n
sued II O'Clock. and 1yrsil immediate
iy left fos home. lie said he felt great,
Illuminated and did no, know ~hsihei
be would continue in the state military
service or not. He thinks he shoaia
have been Dctinod Of the impending
bios t<fore IL fell.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

place nxsrazn II tbs Eiessnth street.
Crossing Sarfs<d-
BY Alderman Bal That there b o.
and after This date . separate fund 10 u
kno~n ~ tia Justice coe,rt fand- fur
the payment u salaries u the oihcers u
the nsw cousiA AdDytssd. That tbs
mayor. coaiptro.ier and clerk b author
ICED - borrow s2n.tsO for The purpaas
II nssting sxpenses Of constructing
sewefs and stxc~t improssuents n an
ticip4tloo q the coascsaeo q tAxsA
Adopted
By Alderman kinney--That ~ grsd-
Ing and paving With cedar oiochn on .
ccucrste bsse Il the public alley run
ming east and vest In the rear q the
court HOUSE. b declared = nscsnsxy
pubic improvement Adopted
BY alderman Giiden-For ths grading
and paving with cedar blockA on con-
crete bzsc. of Paris svenue. from the
south line II Wealthy avenue 10 the
north lias u Milis street. With verticle
stone curb. Adopted.
BY Alderman Mills--That the city b
directed 20 shate nuisance caused By
scavargefs leaving their loaded wsgons
ia tie vicinity II dwellings. and
that al wagons when not In use
over night ard At the noon hour, shall
not stand nearer than 500 feet OF any
dwellings occupied by residents or on
public streets or private property.
Adopted The council then adjourned.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

Sot since lsn has Chieaxo been
shased xitA a r4.asalEy v4uai - th2s q
esgsrtl..y. Dif.ast4cus il wis 10 the
earuat = prlrersy Destroyed snd ira
.aasaza aoas T. tho iairi bat sa.thoas-
"a lisas. elfsastroas IA the aEfus sacri.
Ics - huaaaa lie Cut % from
81 fsss o.e Escape. at least Two score II
,eipl~ss assa acre bs.snsd - death Ike
1asns ia a Same. ur we're dashed 70
eces upoa tie cruel rool below. Il
.plss of al tie architectural genius and
Si'i a.isze4 Ia planning and construct
* sae magnificent worlds fair build
rss. sue ~ least nas proved b. be tire
.sal. and siraage a. IL may seen. this
lne 3ss th- cold storage Ouilding.
Il seems little short ofimpossible that
feeasy nen shouli have met death
a4tiin aght u .1.eo0 persons. and note
fcea abs O. render them and But
uoF1Lzilg ca such a calamity IA use
less Speculation a. d the RESPONSE
liiiry Tor the disaster - waste az Idle
words Neither can restore the dannt-
lese SPIRITS Who So bravery and intrep-
idly net their doom.
The year i598 has been apparently at
tended by an ssenging Nemesis. aud
sarh successive disaster seems more
frigntsul than the one that preceded IL.
The greatest exposition that the world
has ever known has added its horror TO
tc already long list Il cslamities which
savr. IN themselves. made the present
PEAR historic.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

Duke Ysraetas rnefrsv Vse uof
trsurtf shout - ie rsa.e fasiosss
saeFay RE duke is ~e sth,ax -
srsiais,ar lie DAD aot si.scra.i b. the
plshesn chsncrs ~ sl'usirr r.>ls~r. ,,
riagei a. - Roa-se a psris TIE
H.ara. "a reris insftfion It rrs
sren+is ui.h fte sner'esn hrlri. u
t-s s..l sfacs ~s-ssrres TGse h,tr
raf ~ a Zoe % marrirs au rrw
Sc cse Ttr s. ek- 4suierssalreI ard
a. fuse's srareins 3ia ne sauie scrs-
hate sess. Ttss's ~ ss1-T II hfief
Nsw - 'ite'.d raeanisx = "',ourss-
T. -skn.- rSs sssks rehtiuu~i g. rlsce
tis n,areirs axsin<f h-avr oid4 Nerved
e. aranrh successive iaszes - re hsfe
= v,,rnisr ercugh = sne .urn - 80
risrkes - cov.t az hi- rswsrses -
riueaei v'th al 20 reckless eath',
.is<ni - ~ prince - riuuxers. wslsoa
fleferr she lorr~si - rriza fell - hin
- hsi keen fnsrrisiir -hesrsr,i
Thea b sirrx seainst his possessions
r. Mated Tie Nefpesis - isfesS pur
seed Hin snf When rsynsens = hfs "a.
rer vac aeusaa.i-i Be cculi rot paY.
rh.s IL spsnfsb isrusv . srf'S. iefksi
81 as srrFessy sd lie reports q his
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

From appearance and cusyeut sumSsu
soUs one hes been using dynamite quite
freely II late Ia soms Il the trout streams
vest and north Ut the city. 6ome q the
local anglers are feeling quite Indignant
and promlse 10 make IL q&ats warm for
the offenders II thsy can secure sa0i-
Gent evidence fos conviction Clare
Press.
A Rohinsou Crueos dramatic company
visited Ferton. but ths boys found out
that Robinson want With the troupe ss
ell. Friday was end man eth minstrel
show d0wn in Ohio and The company
played 70 mighty poor buklnsss
Some Msrlstte wsgs hung up . pre-
tended purse OF el2 for Z Eat mems loot
race and got vast amount r. fun watch
ing the big fellows tear along the course
amid . cyciore VI buttons The purse
contained check Tor 81 on the banks
Of Newfoundland
Jackson had two attempted suicides
Sunday. one . colored boy who had
been Tilted. and the other . white NO
nan. Who refused 10 give her name.
Both took poison and both were pumped
out
The village a Lake Anr had its iirst
+. Dire on the Fourth, q dwelling being de.
stroycd BY . burning pile Of chips The
Lake Ann Wave calls for waterworkr and
fire department.
The Midland Sun announces the ~
covery ct citizens mouth from the ef-
fscts ct ito recent contact with a base
ball.
The financial fate 1t the worlds fair il
sealed. Fushing's minister will not 60
because its gates are open on Sunday.
James Murray Of Sturgis commit a
suicide Sunday by shooting hinself
through the head with . target gun.
Frank Condor. Michigan Central
brakeman, had his head. cruehed while
coupling care ut Bay City.
A Mt. Pleasant elder IL engaged in the
pug dog industry. and announces ken
mel Of seven for sale.
Fred Jenkins. who was injured at
jackson by falling derrick, died yes.
terday OF bic hurts.
John Kochinski. Bay City boy. Tell
from the top Of 4 freight car Sunday,
breaking his neck.
Mt. Pleasant strawberries are A.
inches in circumference-not all u them
but some OF them.
The Wexford county teachers insti
tute viii b held At Cadillac July lila
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

DIX. SIcL. editor OF waspish little
sheet called the Vaterland. promises TO
occupy a picturesque position during
the sessions Of the current Reichstag.
Originally q good catholic and an
ardent admirer Of the late pontiif. tits
singular character has succeeded in get.
ting himself exeommunicsted for his
violent abuse Of Pope Leo. The doctor
il also an anti Semitic. and revels in
jew batting. DIR. Sigl's publication
has a circulation OF 5000. and. unlike
the personal organs OF most cranks. is a
good paying piece Of property.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

HE NAMED THE CLERK
Mayor Stuat's Appointment Of
w. c. Robertson Confirmed.
FOR THE JUSTICE COURTS
En0s Pusnan y Also Appointed Aeo-
bss ~ shs Board of Public works.
Routine a The Cosnc1l

livery alderman MAS present 1t the
meeting It tho common council last
night. and considerable important bus
nominated w. G. Robertson for clerk of
the justice courts and be vas confirmed
The mayor also nominated Enos Putnam
IS member Of the board of public works
A little unEjsssantness aross between
Aldermen Jacobs and Saunders over the
discharge Of Bridge Cleaner barrett. but
altar little wind had been expended.
the matter Was postponed until next
tuesday evening
The Aarkcs Garden squAbble.
A petition aigned by James Mussel.
nlaa aud others. asking the couacii 10
not moys the market gardeners from
Fulton street. as II would greatly Ia.
convenience the shippers who buy their
stock early Ia the morning. The CON-
munscstson was referred 70 the com-
mistee having the market question an
charge.
Willard Barnhart asked that he
be permitted TO retain the plank side
walk around the old county building.
corner Lyon and Kent streets until next
spring. when be- will build new block
walks.
A communication was received from
ID. Ii. and ID. r. Waters. offering the
free Use OF the vacant property. corner
OF Ottawa and Lyon streets for market
purposes The communication was re
ferred Ia the committee on market sits
49, Ia D.
pany. by James NJ. Chapman. general
manager. cent in a communication stat
ing that the company cannot accept the
ordinance passed by the council some tune
ago giving the company An extended
franchise. because the ordinance was
granted too late in the season for the
company 10 begin work on the extension
OF the proposed lines. The communica-
ton was received and placed on tile.
Mayer Stuart renewed his nomination
Of W. &. Robertson for clerk Of the jus.
tice courts. made one week ago and not
confirmed by the council. In dong so
the mayor stated that he did not wish
To cram the candidate down the threats
OK the aldermen il he were objectionable
TO them. but he made the nomination in
good faith. believing that he would
then be confirmed. A vote was ordered
on the nomination, with the following
result: Yeas, 10; nays. 8; blank. /. The
nomination was declared confirmed.
The mayor then announced the ap-
pointment OF Enos Putnam as member
OF the board Of public works To dill the
vacancy caused by the resignation Of
w X. Shelby some time ago.
The appointment was received and
placed on file.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

IL Miss keneally were not 81 eminent
- IA authority her forebodings OF the
breaking out OF cholera would be re-
esiyed rs speculative pleasantly. AS il
i she i entitled 70 respect Tor holding
scientifically distorted views. which are
lot remotely liable 70 alaterialize. The
cholera will not break out from dormant
gerzas this year. II cholera were Turk.
ing about ia dormant germs. remaining
concealed until 9th should fecundate
the microbes. We would have intermit-
tent outbreaks the world over. Miss
keseally is sincere. bat her sincerity has
warped her judgment.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11
STATE PRESS SENTIMENT.

When the quarterly payment was
made a. the Pittsburgh pension agency
few days ago about LOO pensioners
found Themselves dropped fron the
rolls. 1t n understood that four -
those so deprived ~ the money they
depended upon for support are not
dong any kicking they having lost
their legs IN the late unpieasaEtness. =
Detroit Tribune
" the government should take by
condemnation the routa ~ the trolley
railroad ~ Gettysburg. ss the attorney
general advises u has right % do. the
promoters II that scheme sill wish they
bad teeu little more cons1derafe ~ the
Prrpr'giies ia l,eating their line
Detroit Free Press.
A Kansas pastor conceived 4 HE duty
- pray for Governor Aiteeld last sun.
day. The ei5,siag vorsis - bis supplies.
ti5n we're g. follows BE light H. him
Ia bis darkness. aisiom TO hsm n his
ignorance. but shovc~ail make his heart
a. soft - hIe head. = Bay City Tribune.
Nearly 10 British vessels are engaged
" The sesi killing business n Alaska
Et.ers. Nhen The Bekrsng Ses erti
traitors have finished sftitrstlnE. unless
tsy expedite nafffrs there sfl Ia
u1fAirg leit g. stbsirste Battle Creek
Mooa.
TIE Aenonisee p~rac~rss claims that
csfs has haunted hoass. Another
zvd resaa o. .e-ssfing The itssae
ssYlani there. Ve sayps@e 500 Demo
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

AsrAsoxsrso - the idsa may be to
American visvs. there - little doubt
that the psssaxe Of the hsli increasing
the sizs Of tbs German army viii DO .
good thing. The kaiser certainly does
rot want var. and ~ iong ~ he u able
To asintain the balances Of power. peace
wlll DO preserved But once let France
gaia tho idea that Germany 10 weak
enough 70 30 successfully attacked and
nothing on earth can avert war. A few
years logger and the developing common
ssnss u tbs people Of these bsliigerent
nations viii forbid sensslsss aud cruel
oontasss- but Cor the present an armed
peace seems the only alternative from
rcleztless gars
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

SESAros TELLEK declares that the
suspension Of silver coinage in Inau
Was the result OF conspiracy to en-.
President Cleveland to repeal the
chasing clause Of the Sherman law. II
Senator Teller is really friend Of free
silver ne should keep his mouth shut
Such idiotic ranting makes his cause
ridiculous
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

AMERICA seems to bring bad luck 10
its distinguished Spanish visitors. Vera
qua lost his money and Eulalia her re-
putation while here. President Palmer
is kindly trying to make up the misfor-
tune Of the duke. but indicates no in
iention Of lending a hand to the prin-
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

President |. NJ. WESTON OF the Mich
igan Worlds Fair commission addresses
morning 10 response to an article pub
lished sunday morning. Mr.. Weston's
statement Of the Michigan commissions
affairs will he found ~ interest
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

C's1caoo's great fsir bas hitherto beca
fortunate in csrsp,ng the aitacks q the
Gre aend Il luck howsser, seems 10
hsys abandoned il suddenly ard with
a seugeaficr-
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

CoroNFi TyReFIL has beer rse,ored
70 his command. His reinstatement
~a= IA act 81 simple justice. bat at the
sane tue It WA a confession that his
Suspension vas unjust snd unwarranted.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

SUNDAY opening having proven I'M
satisfactory. owing To the fact that
large portion q the exhibits remain
closed. Chicago wageworkers are NOV
ing in the matter OF securing Saturday
half holiday TO attend the exposition.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

ARCHBISHOP CoRKIoAS denies that he
has refused to obey Satolli. The denial
is superogatory. Anybody that knows
anything about the laws Of the catholic
church knows that no bishop or arch.
bishop would dare to disobey the orders
OF his superior except to invite excom-
mnnication.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

RUssIA's future ruler is a rather livel,
visiting London. and his antics brighten
the authorities for his safety. A detail
OF Scotland yard detectives is assisting
an army az Russian officers in keeping
dynamiters away from the hope Of the
Ramanoifs.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

At lat the justice court has clerk.
and aie uams j. ~. G. Robertson. Tho
coansl has confirmed Mayor Stuart's
o uaihst.aa. ar tie niiils x the gois
.,.a rsa.lg Z. rriai.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

Ferfrlssrr~ who afsesfiea re hir ,air
Sunday affefnoou are prepared e staad
~ aay claims Chicaes may make ~ 70
icing the sindy city Of the vesfern
elrtsaent
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

IrrszrtsrfcSAE cnmisy - at even
strained ~ tie Nontresi affair Amuse
meat - apparently. the pri1cspal
emotion sxritest
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

SfLvxs prosaisss d becouse a. cheap
thsi TIE actresses VII al disclsiu g..
assiatsnce vita Moatanss famous
Staiats s.f Justice
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

Arrrs AZ usorzls q the Paris sta,i~rts
srs - had Tat A,neriesn. nrsa ast fssi
asharassl Z The in8iaaa Normal s.hooi.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

II was noticed that the bill Of the
members OF the board Of equalization
anu review included pay for the entire
week II July 4 and on motion OF Alder
mar Wurzburg the account was stricken
from the roll and referred to the com
mittoo on claims aud accounts for inves-
tigation.
The South Ionia street pavement
question came up again and Alderman
DE GRAF. ON behalf IL the residents on
that thoroughfare. made long speech
protesting against the recommendation
81 the board Of public works for sapless
cedar blocks on a concrete base with
pitch filler. The alderman said the
residents are in favor Of an ordinary
cedar block and that the difference in
the cost Of the improvement would be
the sum Of 5000. He said be had
learned that the company handling the
saplees blocks has corner on them
and has fixed their market
value. The resolution ordering the
improvement was reconsiderei The
committee on claims and accounts re-
ported in favor OF allowing the Rev. DIR.
Campbell Fair the sum of so for dam
ages sustained by having been thrown
from his cutter into the street last
winter. and the report vac adopted. The
committee on parks recommended that
Plaster pond be set apart for bathing
purposes. and thar hathers lie not re-
quired % wear bathing suits. The re-
port vas adopted. The bathing place
Is located near Godfreys plaster milIa.
and the boys who avail themselves q
the privileges GOV need not fear arrest
The resolution providing new steps for
Crescent PARK was laid on the table for
one week.
Tho application II Jerome l. lea for .
saloon license for his eaIoun on Madison
avenue vas reported adversely by the
committee ca licenses and tie report
vas adopted II AS ordered that The
alley IN the rear - the court house frpm
OTTAWA - Kent streets be paved with
cellar blocks.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

THla prvm sd revival - ssisiress =
rsvissi thaf sfi inser=~s p-cVls q al
sassies u religious beisef.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11
"Cy Havoc and Let Loose the Dogs Of War;"

them loose be them properly
colared else collar them and then what
chagrn. what ignominy what tantaizng
upon their The origin of
VIII clouded dark doubt Adam
guard of HE while enjoying
But bc that still that
the dog has through thick
for richer poorer faithful friend and ally aud
will place around neck of such friends
of appreciation the shape al toiias
be doomed wander the of Cairo without
cent o pay his We making
SpecatSate OF Dog Collars.
Dog MuzzIee. Dog Medicines.
Dog Leader and
Dog Parap1erraiia of all sorts.
No dog TOO email 20 be stock No dog
h neck with Braus Band
soothe his savage breast
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

wAsna~sgoS. July 70. = Tor Laser
tlisaira1 Fair se1tke1, vlncs s1iss
~ - Sss1srll and so0tA, warmer IL
s~stslD Yostioa.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

The coam ttce on bridges recon
neuded that Thomas Barrett be re-
tanned a. cleaner a bridges uotil Fur
Their action be taken b the council. but
the rreoiutiou vas laid on the table un
III TIA neeting e the COMMITTEES next
Thursday night Alderman Saunders
all the COMMITTEES bsa discharged Mr.
Barrett without a regularly called usesf
izg aud attempted = pot another man
ia his place he sssd Alderman Jacobs
charm an - THE committee Rad done
the iaschaFEtn< withoat consBltug the
alderman y h9 - ulenter - fhe cem
msten. tie denoance.i the action u ire
other pseruhers Il the cpmmittee Ah3er
nixn. facets defended 80 actor ~
ssnfire that complaints bal been r1sae
- tae esnaittee that As Barrett eii
not 81 me uoss satisfactorily
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11

The fsli6.inz rescatious seTs PR
seatee
rs Alderman Istrasf For eae
wax 81 - sferioss sifeei - *alhI ess
ms fsrfled
- f8sfn4n tsetrers That ~ -
r : 1 Eaisroe3 sQasPsay b e4a.rea -
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-11
The Weekly Budget.

The comptroller's report showed the
following expenditures for the week:
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-09-02
AnrIstake In the Telegram.

A most amusing Fourth Of July incident
occurred on Long Island. A thoughtful papa
sent home early on the morning Of the
Fourth box Of fireworks, which were to be
discharged in The eyening for the pleasure Of
the children. He then went TO town, and
after arriving at the Office became troubled
lest the little folks should play with and
become injured by the rockets and crack
ers and firewheels.
Accordingly be sent a telegram TO his
wife which was interpreted by the operator
in this way: Put the fireworks in the gar
den house and leave OF once"
The frightened mother saw visions Of
headless trunks, single arms and legs fly
ing about, and concluding that her hus-
band had discovered that the fireworks
contained dynamite she herOically carried
them into the garden house, left her cake
in the oven and Historically dragging the
frightened children left Fat once
She arrived at her husbands Office in a
fearful state Of excitement, which was aug
mented by her husband 'sastonishment and
queries AS 10 whether she had lost her rea-
son OF what dreadful thing had happened.
She told him of the telegram, and he
laughed-laughed long and loud. Then he,
the wretch, explained that he had wired
her TO Put the fireworks in the garden
house and leave alone"
There are now things, as the song says, in
that family that it is better not to dwell on.
New York Press.