New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-10-29
TIE TALK or THE Day.


In Philadelphia. the other day. there strik.
ing evidence of the intense desire Of some people
TO exhibit the remains" at funerals. man had
died OF diphheria. and the authorities very prop
erly refused to permit public funeral so the
family had the coffin containing the corpse stood
on end in front OF a window OF the house. 50 that
the face of the dead could be viewed from tho
street.
Satisfactory Reason.-so you're editing SLAP
pinT Ter Weekly are you' JroOinson?
Control all the departments don't you?'
Yes: | run the whole thing
Why don't you chance its name, then to some.
thing with more civilized sound about ~,
"Why-why yoa old Slappinger owns % per
cent of the stock."-CChicago Tribune.
\ couple were married the other day on the
Ferris Wheel. and one of the relatives added to
the gloom Of the occasion by remarking that they
took each other for wheel or for woe"
Prudent Horace-Mss Mabel lin fearful burst
of cOnfidence)-hlamma. I'm 50 disappointed IN
STaGsI Wv ei the matter now dear? Have
Miss Nabel-No. but when told him my birth.
day came December . he said Dearest. let us
he married that day do believe he was think.
ing how much money he would save in making
rnas,-(Chicaso Tribune.
The Hospital" advises literary workers to rise
early take a cup Of coffee with half past
g. write for awhile. take a breakfast at S. write
til noon. take a lunch at | o'clock. smoke pipe
after IT, take a cup OF black coffee at .. write a
couple Of hours take cup OF tea at 4. write till
half past g. take dinner 1T I. winding It up with
cup of black coffee: take things easy TIL a
quarter OF II. then take a small cup of cocoa, and
be ready for bed at IL
But II literary worker can't get any publisher
to take his stuff how long will he be able TO keep
up this pleasant programme? And If he happens
to be a woman, couldn't she be excused from smok-
Ing pipe?
Ever see they do DO be s, tqIsin
What do you think av IT?
or ssh it. bo they S"G have in England
danapolis Journal
There is a tombstone i'm the northern part o.
England which bears the following epitaph;
Sacred to the memory of
The Rev.
Who. after twenty years unremitting labor as
missionary accidentally
shot by his Kitmagar
"We done thou good and faithful servant"
WAS the view from the Ferris Wheel worth any.
Well. I should say So one of the passengers
had on seaskin cloak exactly like wanted. and
before we got clear around George had promised
me could have it."-(Chicago lnter-Ocean.
The Rev. Sydney II. Fleming the Vicar OF st.
James's. Croydon. England believes in strong Ian.
guage In recent sermon he SAID
II often worship at "A Nonconformist house OF God.s
and don't mind telling you in what nelghborhood
1t Is. 1t is in the neighborhood of Smhield. And
that wakes up memories In my mind which are
not easily evaded. | often contrast the fire Of
Gods Holy Spirit which burns and kndlcs all
agow I'm the minister | am listening TO with those
fires which in the good old times vomted their
lurd flames across the market place. fed with the
Quivering flesh and the boiling blood OF men and
women at the stake, and say Damn those days"
He afterward explained that he used the word
damn In the OF condemn"
Narrow Escape.-"Yes.' said Mr. Smawll to one
OF the guests, looking at his watch and then gazing
Ave years ago at this moment that led-ah. my
was 40 AGO BY Se wass t ySS
led me to the altar."-(Chcago Tribune.
An Episcopal clergyman Of Charleston. S. c..
has an article In THE American Missionary" In
which he tries to prove that negroes Mongoians
and Indians not descendants OF Adam. This
used to be the commonly held view OF Southern
clergymen who believed In slavery But Il has
been little heard OF since the war. This clergyman
now brings 1t up in all seriousness. as an argu.
ment against the evangezation OF these races.
Every dollar and all time and labor" he says,
expended on non-Adamic is much with
drawn from the forces OF Chrst's kingdom" The
only interest that such article possesses lies in
its unconscious portraiture Of the mind OF the
writer
Stranger" said the young man with the white
hair and the dyed mustache to the photographer,
II am here to git my picture took. and mi tell
you how 1t IL. I've jist popped the question TO q
wilder down our way with forty acres OF as good
ground as ever a hog stuck his into. and l
am now goin' to read her answer When you see
the pleasant smile stealth my face I want
you to fire OFF your ole machine and let 'er 60"
IAN right
The young man took his position, but he didn't
get the photograph taken. instead, he rose to 80
without a word
What's the matter?" asked the photographer
There hain't nothin' the matter ceptn' that
she says she's stuck on preacher, and that \
Amt got the sense | wos horned WITH that's All"
Indianapolis Journal