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Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1893-12-28
Monday, January, 8, A. D. 1894,
FIJI 81 published in the ABILENE WEEKLY
REFLECTOR December II, 1891
SHERIFF'S SALE.
Case No. 1919.
aver, p.aintin,


Case No. 1919.
H. II. Thayer, paintin,
vs,
John Y. Baxter. Harriet E. Baxter, Malott a
Company, bankers, lrin composed OF II.
II. GordeD. W. u Giles, T. II. Malott, A,
W. Rice, and 10 N Johntz Thomas Kirby.
A, w Rice, the Flat National Bank of
salina, Kansas, Ia corporation), the Abb.
lene National Bank "a corr oration), To-
bold, Fisher & Company. II firm composed
orc. II. LebJld. j. N. Fisher and Il. A.
Herbst; John Johntz, assignee, the Trav-
elers Insurance Company. OF Hartford,
Connecticut, Ia corpora tion)D, W. Edger-
ton, the Badger Lumber Company, OF
Kansas CITY. IA corporatlon) the First
National bank OF Abilene, "a corporation)
q. A. Rogers, receiver, Walter A. Wood
Moving Mlohine Company, "a corpora
tion) tho Abilene National bank. Ia cor.
porauon) Lebold, Fisher Company,
John hcDermott anu Thomas Kirby. his
attorney In TACT, Thomas Kirby, Malott
a Company, Thomas Kirby, s, G.. Reed,
j. Y, Robertson. Francis c. Mills and
Sarah d. Mile. his wife, the Hartford
Western Land Company, "a corporation)
Thirza Watts. 8. @. Bailey, 4. d. sweet,
George NJ. Noble, n. NJ. sheldon, the Kan
shs Loan AMI Trust Company, trustee,
t. Is. sweet, trustee, a. W, Rice, Fred
JohntI, the trustees of school district
number one hundred and twelve Q1e) OF
Dickinson County Kansas, defendants.
Under and by virtue of an order OF 81 10 Is
sued by tho Clerk OF the district court of
the hth Judicial district within and for
Dickinson county, ktite OF knnsns In the
above entitled case aud 10 me directed and
deliYered, l will. ON
Monday, January %, A. D. 1894,
at the front door of the court house in the
city OF Abilene county OF Dickinson, State
OF Kansas, At 10 O'clOck a. m, of said day sell
To the highest bidder for cash in hand with
ont appraisHmeut tho following described
real estate, towit;
The east half OF section number twenty
seven (ll), the southwest quarter OF section
mum er twenty eight (ls), the southeast
quarter Ut section number twenty nina. (2g),
the orthenst quarter of section number
thirty Two (30 and all OF section tnumter
thirty four go all IN township number nf-
teen Q6) outh rsi ge number one ~, east
OF the sixth principal meridian in Dickinson
County, state OF Kansas.
The sail real estate viii be sold pursuant
10 thu judgment OF the court In raid cause
rocited IN ssif order - sale.
Witness ms hand thiJ 18th day Of Decem-
Der, A. ~. 1893. ], s. SMITH,
sherlfi OF Dickinson County, Kansas.
FULLER a WHIIcOMB,
Attorneys for Plaintiff
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1893-12-28

When Bnby wa DICK, we gave her Castoria
When she Was Child she cried for C.ls,orla
When she b,same 81 I, she chung to Castoris.
'hcn she hl Chi1N.n. sHr 'uyrth,m Caste.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1893-12-28

Hoods Pills cure consumption by
restoring the peristaltic action Of the
alimentafy canal
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1893-12-28
Fully equipped with all the
latest Milling machinery.
Manufactures the besthour
sold in Abilene.

We do
DAD Of iced Our meal roller and guaranteed
we buy all kinds of dumps
Kind OF grain Come and see We will please
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HOODS GUARANTEES

cure, What Il has done for
others It will do for you. Be sure to
get Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1893-12-28
First published in the ABILENE WEEKLY
REFLECTOR, December. I 1891
Sheritf's Sale.
Case No. 3O0T.

Case No. 30OI.
Theodore q. Woodbury. and Edwnri II.
York, partners as Woodbury. \ Moulton,
plaintiffs,
william II. wonn, and salome wonn, de-
PENDANTS.
Under and by virtue of an order OF sale
issued by tho clerk Of the District Court OF
TIL eighth judiciNl d. trict, within ard for
Dickinson county, state OF Kansas, in the
above entitled case, and to mo directed and
delivered, l wi on
Monday, January. 8, A. D. 1894.
Mt the front door OF the court house, in the
city Of Abilene, county Of Dickinson, state
OF Kansas, ut 10 O'Clock n. IN OF said day, sell
to tho hi hest bidder FOR cash In hand with.
out appraisement the following described
real state, tOwit:
The northeast quarter OF section number
twenty four (2t, township eleven az south
of range two ~ east of the sixth principal
meridian in Dickinson county, State Of
Kansas.
The said real estate will be sold pursuant
to the judgment of the court In said cause
erited in said order of sale,
witness my hand this 29th day of Novem.
Der A. ID. 1903.
sheriff of Dickinson County, Kas.
FULLER WHITC NIB,
Attorneys for laintin.
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High Five or Fuohsr Partlsn

should send at once to John Sebastian,
@. t. A., O. r. l. d p. n. r., Chicago
Ten cents, In stamps. per pack for the
slickest cards you ever shufIled. foI
si.oO you will receive free by expr s.
ten packs. 1850 3mo
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1893-12-28

Johnson's Oriental Soap Is the most
delicate facial soap for ladies' use in
existence. Sold by Gulick, the druggist.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1893-12-28
STATE OF ONO, CITY or TOLEDO, .
LUCAS COUNTY, 70

FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that
he is the senior partner Of the firm Of
+. j. CHENEY & Co., doing business 10
the City Of Toledo, County and State
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case OF
CATARRH that cannot be cured by the
use Of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
In my presence, this 9th day Of
December, A. ID, 1886.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1893-12-28

Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Send
for testimonials, free,
F.J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
E9ySold by druggists, 75c.
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IMPERIAL-High PdtlHts
ILEADER-Straigh Potent.
lGOODLUCK-ChDiCGFan Fancy

Always ask for one of these brands as
the merchants all keepithem.
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Under and by virtue of an order OF 81 le is
sued by tho Clerk OF the district court of
the sth Judicial district within and for
Dickinson county, state Of Kansas In the
above entitled case and 10 me directed and
daliNprpd. 1 will on
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04

ter blooming plants when they get
plenty of sunlight. Unless the plants
are of stalky nature now, cut them
back to make them so, as nothing looks
worse in a window than lank, spindling
plants.
Provide weather strips for the doors
and windows Of The hennery, stop all
cracks and leaks, and see to 1t that
your much priced ventilation apparatus
5 not the kind that will induce roup.
Pbiladel phia, with population OF
!, 900, 600, consumes daily 525,52S eggs.
In one year the people Of that city con-
sumed SO, 200 barrels and 99,390 boxes
of poultry and l6, 9S4, 900 dozens Of eggs.
A good roller should form part OF the
equipment of every farm. Rolled land
is warmer and the evaporation OF mols-
ture is less rapid than from unrolled
land. Hence, seed will terminate quick
er and more perfectly.
1t is estimated that the self-6ind der
has reduced the cost OF producing
wheat six to ten per cent.
The increasing value of farm lands
will be a great factor in the profits OF
the farm in the near future.
With good roads the farmer will have
a better choice of the markets. In
stead OF being compelled to buy and
sell at the point that can be reached
most easily, he will be able to go where
he can do best. impossible roads some
times prohibit such selection.
Profitable feeding consists in giving
an animal all that it will eat aud digest
properly. Some large eaters do not d.
gest their food well, and so are not fed
with profit.
Oats form an excellent food for all
kinds of stock. They contain largely
the miner al principle required to form
and grow bones, and the protein that
makes muscle and the other tissues.
A man who wishes to have his cattle
quiet and easily handled must be quiet
himself when about them. An excita-
BILE, nervous, ill-tempered man should
never be permitted to have the care OF
stock.
The results Of good breeding may be
seen in every line Of stock, by compar-
ing our present farm animals with those
of a generation or two ago. Beaves are
heavier, cows produce more, 6eeces are
heavier and horses have gained in
strength.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04
FOR SALE.

House, four rooms, Twenty-thiri and Charles
street.
-Four acres, with good house and outbuild
ings, one mile east of city.
Farm 50 acres, So miles below Moundsville,
on Round Bottom; 80 acres river bottom, with
7-ro, med house and hrstclass outbulldings; on
easy terms.
One-half lot, with small house Jacob street,
Genre Wheeling, $3.50; on easy terms.
House rooms Pike street. $3.50
Lots at east end Twenty-thrd street on easy
terms.
Farm, SO acres, two miles from city; splendid
i'm provements: suitable for gardening.
Fruit farm 81 acres, one mile west OF Bridge
Farm, IS acres, on Middle Wheeling creek
Double brick house, 1910 and 30l2 Chapllne
street, 6 rooms each, with ali mooern improve
ments, 1900
Two lots in Handlan's addition; cheap.
No. 500 Market street, rooms, 81, 800
House rooms 26lS Jacob street aud 4-roomed
house In rear, So, SEQ.
House rooms. 1920 Jacob street, 1880.
House rooms on Fourteenth street, $1,000
Houses rooms, Jacob street. between FIJI
teenth ard Sixtee nth streets $500.
House rooms, Eof street, Centre wheeling.
Three houses, Moysten street, Sixth ward,
lot on Twenty. ninth street, $500.
One-half lot on Chapline street. Sixth ward,
One.half lot on McColloch street, Ceatre
Wheeling, $500,
one Of the bsst manufacturing sites in tbs
ity, fronting on two railroads.
NESBETT & DEV1NE,
daIO 1889 Market Street
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PUBLIC SALE
o.
Real Estate.

TNDER THE AUTHORITY OF A DECREE
u OF the Circuit Court for Ohio county, West
Virginia made on the 18th day OF December, A.
d. 1892 in suit in chancery therein pending,
wherein John H. Kemple ana Others are plain
tiffs and Caroline Wheeler and others are de-
PENDANTS, | will, on
WEDNESDAY, January 18Th, 1893,
beginning a 10 o'c!ocS a. IN, sell at pubic auc.
Il n. at the font door OF the Court House OF
Ohio county, the following described real prop
eYty, that Is to say: The north TIVE ity-two feet
OF certain lot or parcel OF ground situated on
the east side OF North York street, between In
diana and Kentucky streets, on Wheeling Isl
and, in the city Of heeling, in said county, In
the addition to the said city laid OF by Henry
Moore, trustee, and designated on the recorded
plat Of the same as lot numbered 1870. The said
lot has front Of forty-siX feet on said North
York street and runs back one hundred and
thirty feet TO private alley in the rear.
TERMS or SALE-One-third Of the purchase
money and so much more as the purchaser may
elect cash in hand on the day Of sale, and the
resid e In two equal installments, payable re.
spectively in one and two years from the day OF
sale. with interest from that day, the Du cha CO
giving It's NOES. with personal security, and
the lite being retslned. hut IL one half OF the
purchase money be paid In cash, personal Sc
security for the deferred inS ailments may be
dispensed with. HENRY NJ. RUSSELL,
Special Commissioner.
Bond with security has been giyen by the
special commissioned as required by said decree.
delhi JOHN w. MITCHELL, Q ERIK.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04
RIOHEsT IN rHE WORLD.
: body in the West is Rushing into the
New ri Dorado.

PUkBLO, COL, January 2-The in
formation received in this city concern
ing the new gold fields in Southwestern
Utah Isl 50 uncertain that those best
qualified TO express an opinion hesitate
to pronounce the finds of great value.
Despite that uncertainty, however, the
fever is on and many are pushing for
ward to this new FL Dorado.
II all reports are true, or even half OF
them, the field just opening will prove
one Of the richest gold fields In the
world. Stage connections have been
made between Dolores, Colo, and the
San Juan, the first stage, leaving yes
terday, being loaded to the top. The
fever has seemingly affected all classes
OF men. Merchants have closed their
stores in towns near the strike; en-
gineers even have left their engines Ia
order TO get . claim. In one instance
near Dolores two Rio GraRde Southern
engineers left their iron horses to try
their fortunes In the new digging.
Despite the fact that at this time not
enough information Is at hand 20 war
rant the hazardous journey, should
later information bear out the present
reAOrts, the influx OF prospectOrs will
be kimply phenomenal and will be = re-
petition Of the early days Of Leadville,
only possibly greater.
A prOspector arrived in the city to-
DAY from the San Juan River gold fel d
and informed q newspaper correspon-
dent that the new fields were very good.
The gold is found in scales above high
water mark and also in nuggets. When
be left the camp at Clay Creek there
were over 1000 men on the grounds.
STEVE Skins BIG CLAIM
He states that company managed
By Steve Elkins, Secretary Of War, has
staked twenty miles OF the river from
Clay Creek down and will as soon as
possible begin the developing Of the
property.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04
snnr smith nIakes a Challenge.

SAN FRANcIsco, CAL, January "a
challenge has been made in behalf OF
the featherweight. Solly Smith, who
defeated Van Heest, Thursday night.
1t was addressed to the management OF
the Coney Island Athletic Club, and in
timated that Smith was prepared to
make a match with George Dixon, OF
Boston, for the featherweight cham
pionship of the world. Smith has been
assured backing to the extent OF S., 900.
1t is hardly likely that the match will
take place shortly.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04
AGRICULTURAL NOTES

A Michigan farmer paid S245 for las
acres OF swamp land which he planted
in peppermint and this year his income
was nearly S14,0 600.
We may say plants have favorites in
plant food. Wheat, for instance, takes
one and a quarter pound Of potash to
every three ane quarter OF phosphoric
acid. PotatoeA. take three and a quart
Of Of potash so obe of phosphoric acid.
A haIf-acre fru Nand Vegetable garden
,ell cared Tor Is market garden. is
nkrom 500 Zoo. to any intelli-
rmers' IN LIN this State. and
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04
A oUARrHR EAGLE TO THE PAN.
one Miners Glowing Reports OF the Rich
ness of the New Placers.

One Miners Glowing RcPoEAS % $50
ness of the New Placers'
DURANGO, Colo, January ike
Hite, who has spent many years mining
ia Utah. arrived here from Devils Can
Won this morning and returns tomorrow
with supplies. He says fully 1000 men
are strung along the San Juan river for
A distance of $50 miles aud that they
are coming in at the rate OF 800 day
from Green River, Utah, and as many
through Durango. The Gable Company
has 600 men at work. Most OF them
are simply stalking claims, though
he saw gravel panned out that
gave $3.50 to the pan near
DEVILS Canyon, where the richest
placers are. There had been no trouble
when he left, one week ago, but there
was a great deal of claim jumping and
.rouble is bound to ensue. There is no
organized government and he predicts
that vigilance committee will soon be
needed.
The Navaioes are collecting along
the border and threaten, but there are
so MANY now on the ground that an out
break will result disastrously to the In
dians. So anxious are people to reach
the new gold fields that a big party OF
men started out to- night from this place
and large party leaves early In the
morning.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04
TIE GOLD FIELD BATTLE.
|Further Particulars OF the War between
ProspectOrs aud bumpers"

.lFurther Particulars OF the War between
PrOspectOrs aud "JumPers."
DOLORES, Colo, January 2.-The
,nsws.o OF q battle on the San Juan gold
Aelds was confirmed yesterday by two
prospectors who had left the site OF the
bloody encounter when quiet was re-
Astored. These TWO men, George Find
hy and Martin Gilligan, are old-time
Runtaineers. They say the trouble
caused chiefly by the Gable Min
Company locating claims under nc
YNtious names. The old prospectors
knew their rights and were bound
TO protect them or die 10
the attempt. James Cody, bet
ter known as "Blind jim, "
a notorious gambler with record as a
bad man, and a crowd Of men, all said
to be ia tho employ Of the Gable Mining
Company, at night attempted to remove
1.-The stakes marking the mining claims,
at tSe pToSpectOrs were on guard.
There arc conflicting stories as to which
side fired first. Over two hundred shots
we're fred, and the battle lasted more
lhaD an hour. The battle ceased when
a.Blind jim" was dead. 1t seemed
miraculous that Geo. Ferguson, pros
hector, and "Blind Jim" were the only
ones killed outright. There were ABOUT
thirteen wounded, all Of whom it
was expected would recover. There
are nearly 5000 people in camp.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04
Jones & WILLIAMS,
Real Estate Agents, Collectors and
NctarIes Public,
81 ZANE ST, ISLAND.
REAL ESTATE BARGAINS.

81, 900 buys House tour rooms, twO-story, No.
las Virginia street.
g., 400 buys house throe rooms, No. il6 Viz
einia street.
81, 500 buys house five rooms. lot sbxiS' in
Mchechen. -.
81, 900 buys house, brick, five rooms, lot S5xlso,
No. 10 South Wabash. 49,
$1,000 buys house Of four rooms, No. lis VIZ
gin 10 street.
$500 buys house six rooms, on Virginia
st EFT. near York street. =,
So 700 buys house. six rooms, lot 35Il0, No
l3S south broadway.
$500 buys house, seven rooms and attic, new;
possession at once.
az Ooo buvs country home on National Pike,
with both gases, hot and cold water, bath;
conveniences; large lot
$1,000 buys house, brick, eight rooms, lot 3Or
1875. All modern conyeniencts, on Cha line
street. near Eleventh. -.
S. 900 buys country homo, seven rooms, attic
and cellar. natural gas. lot 20x3n0. at Echo
Point u. +. Robertson home; possession April
lst 1893 -
81, 500 buys house, rooms, lot 60xlS0, No. pS
$500 buys house, o rooms, bath. both gases,
ali conveniences, on Fifteenth street.
L. A. ROLF,
Real Estate and Rental Agent, Loans Negotla-
ted d Rents Collected, No. 1877 Market st.
daoSaAdh
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04
knoeksd out in Twslve Round.

QUINCY, Ills, January 3.-Joe Flah-
erty. of Lowell, Mass, and Billy
O'Brien, Of st. Paul, fought to finish
at Highland Park last night for purse
OF $500 with six ounce gloves. Flah-
erty knocked O'Brien out in twelve
rounds.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04
Epr sale---RsaI Gatats.
FOR SALE.

Nine roomed brick house on Chapline street,
north OF Eleventh street in hrst.elass order,
for a few days at 5000; lot SSxlzO. This is
bargain.
Eive-roomed brick house, between Thirty
9th and Thirty streets, on Chapine, at
SlS00. Will pay to examine.
A splendid business property on South Jacob
street. Almost new. Five rooms aud store at
$500
Several houses on Virginia, South Front and
North Huron streets
$4,000
Lot 30x120 on Erie street. A bargain at 500.
GEO. j. MATHiSON,
1910 Chaplne street.
Telenhone 10I. seO
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04

"were you allowed to vote?" said he,
AS through the sheltered lane they strsyed,
what would you vote for-answer me
Protection or free trade"
The gentle maiden hung her head,
While TO her oheSk the COLOR hdw;
81 would not care to vote" she said;
ard rather pair with YOU"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04
1fLY.
VALLEY HELD FOR BIG
ORATIONS
ia 10 Be interested in the New
lis Company Got Every
rospsciOTs Frozen Out
Battle Fought

CoLo., January 3.-The
Ian Reservation has, il is al
Prominent Colorado mining
opened by stealth with the
OF government officials In
d 81 great mining corpora
pffie miners and prospectors,
3 been waiting patiently Tor
nds 70 be thrown open, find that
body has been before hand and To-
"a al the best mineral lands In the
y. Every bar on the river which
tains the coveted golden sands has
bn taken up and only picklngs re-
hin, few OF these being worth the haV-
The consequence is q demand for
government investigation. The lnol-
hti0ns are that a bloody battle WIN
eeide the ownership should the author
.ties at Washington prove slow.
4 Several months ago, Immediately after
lhe first discovery OF gold in the Rio
Nm Juan. a company known as the Ga
Mining Company commenced ship
Ing car loads OF the finest machinery
the gold fields. Uncle Sans Marsh
were soon on the ground and Kept
Ifhe prospectOrs oil the reservation.
|Hinally the powerful machinery OF the
ble Company was put in full opera
Ia. The prospectors were amazed TO
miles of the best location staked
hon the reservation, but the prospec-
were not allowed on the sacred soil
Indians. New locations were
4eDevery day on the Government
BID. Finally some prospectors came
Denver and had some parties here
Telegraph to Washington the partieu-
LIS. Several days elapsed before any
Rite reply could be obtained. 1t was
hen autographed from private sources
at Washington that a portion OF the
reservati6G bordering on San Juan and
Clay Wash rivers had been thrown open
for settlement s0Quietly that no per-
son seemed 10 know when IL was done.
u is claimed that at least one high Gov
eminent official is connected with the
Gable Company.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04
Patient-Doctor,

Patient-Doctor, can't sleep at
night. tumble and toss till morning.
Doctor-Hm that's bad. Let me
see your tongue. (After diagnosisl
Physically you are all right. Perhaps
you worry over that bill you've owed
me for the last two years!-Ttd-BitS.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04
A Sprinkle of Spice.

There is one lucky thing about
spoiled children-we never have them
in our own family.-St. Louis Globe,
Democrat.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04

1TIscE 7jLASEoUs eooKa PoKIs. ~
MI Fen5s Books. Abuns and TOYS very
cheap 70 dose oct. finsj Bog Ps2er. .,<oss.
mes. Ckklstnas Cards. III Peri29icele - -
Sser A. publishers Pricsk g - GULL
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04

"And through all those wakeful
hours of night were you wondering
where your husband WASP"
mo. l was wondering what
should get for breakfast. "-Detroit
Tribune.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04

Incorporated under the name Of the
Gable Company. which recentreports
saw had a terrific conflict with the In
dependent prospectors recently.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-01-04

than WHISKY! blOOleT- 1Ou Deb bHCIe
is. No whisky.-Puck.
Papa-WelI. johnnie, you went to
church this morning.
Johnnie-Yes, papa.
P.-How did you like the sermon?
1.-THE beginning was good and the
end was good, but there was too much
middle to it.-BOStOn Commercial
When some people get on the roll OF
honor they think they must roll 1t up
and take 1t off with Decentralization
NelcS.
The moment man can find out be
has been making q fool OF himself he
has learned something valuable. -Rdm'S
Horn
The man who can play cards, with
his wife as partner. and never scowl
during an entire evening, may as well
order his halo at once.-Boston Trans
cript.
Truth may be stranger than fiction,
but in literature it hasn't as high mar
ket value.-Bostoll Courier.
Guide-Now, ladies and gentlemen
you wouldn't believe 1t, but it's true,
that these weights are so delicate thai
they mark the difference between q
blonde and brunette hair.
Tourist (opeAing memorandum book
And which weighs the less?
Guide-The lighter one.-BIOokIyTl
Life.