Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-16
Let Us All Laugh.

able--The Weeks Humor.
| Let Us All Laugh.
USUALLY out of season-the board
ing-house pepper-boXes. -Elmira Ca
Zette.
THE biggest kind of sinner gen.
orally feels religious in a graveyard.
RAMS Horn.
WE suppose the ship heaves to out
Of sympathy for the seasick passen-
gers. -Siftings.
THE largest expense of married
life is frequently the little ones. =
| Lowell Courier.
TIE topper devotes himself to one
absorbing topic. and that is himself.
Galveston News.
THERE is always right side to
man, but it is not always up with
care. -Galveston News.
| ADVERTISING for a situation, man
explains: "Work is not SO much an
object as good wages. Tit Bits.
JAGsoN says it's wise man who
goes out Of politics before politics
goes out Of him.-Elmira Gazette
EXPERIENCE has proved that the
longer an engagement the more liable
! it is to be broken off.-Albany Press.
The English yacht builders must
come down to the centerboard or keel
over when Close race is on.-Pica-
yune.
THE world Judges woman, not SC
much by what honor she has as by
what she has on 'er.-Danville
Breeze.
LITTLE boys cannot understand
| why yachtsmen are SO anxious for "a
spanking breeze. - Rochester Post
Exp: ess.
THE most industrious of stamp
clerks is seldom anxious to get in
two ticks to an, body else's one
Buffalo Courier.
a GOOD idea sometimes flies by us
so RAPIDLY that we barely succeed in
snatching the tail feathers out Of it.
Galveston News.
MONEY on call is not to be had;
that is, on one call. 1t takes many,
and then you don't always get t.
Martha's Vineyard Herald.
SHE-"It is rank injustice to say
! that a woman is inferior to a man in
reasoning power" He-"Why?" She
-"because "-Detroit Tribune.
THE differences as to the pronun-
citation of Nalkyr' are now settled,
she is pronounced a good boat, but a
| frifI lon MI
LORD DUNRAvsN must have ar
! rived at the conc usion by this time
! that yacht racing in America is
stern reality. -Yonkers Statesman.
LITTLE BoY-The preacher said
there is no marryin' in heaven, Lit
tie Girl-Of course not There
wouldn't be enough men togo round.
Good News.
THEIR FUTURE. -He-Of course,
my prospe is are not the brightest.
We will have a great zeal to contend
against. she-Dearest, we will have
each other.-Vogue.
THE preacher was honest when he
read: Sinner, turn, why will We die?A
But the old man with the peacock
blue whiskers got up and hustled out,
all the same.-Plain Dealer
II revolutions never end in South
America it should be remembered
they come round regularly, and
things that are round naturally have
no end. Times.
Miss NEwCoMBE - Seems to be
rather a good year this for fruit,
Giles? Are all your trees as full Of
apples as that one? Giles--Oh, nav,
miss; only the apple trees. Judy
TIE proposition, might makes
right" was bad enough originally,
but the anarchist sentiment, "dyna-
mite makes right" is a most unwar-
ranted pc version. - Washington
| Star.
"HUMPH.' sneered Miss McGay,
Heres an advertisement in the pa
per Of a man who claims he can cure
| free lies. He must be an idiot. What
people want is something to kill
freckles. "-Harper's Bazar.
"WfMMEN'@ suffra-c?" said Mrs
IIollcr>na. mot ans fer me, eff you
y ease "Why not?o "B cause /
her ter wait on Josidr enough ez ii is
! without goin ter town an doin' his
/ votin' fer i'm. w Washington Sta
T )UKIsT Gin Ireiand)-"l would
| like room with an iron bedstead
Hotel fnprietor-"sofr, Oh haven't
an iron bcdstead in the p,ace-they're
all soft wood. But you'll fond the
/ mattress noice and hard, sorr. -
| Tit Bits.
HELD Jack, | understand you're
engaged. 81 am, old man, 10 the
" "Ah, yes. know; to the dear
est sweetest little conan on earth
Tie one woman calculated to make
va Il happy hone, the embodiment
OF yoar ideal. the dream OF your
| Won't. !" "Say, old man. how did YOU
,.var End that out? You-don't know
her, do you?' -Harper's Bazaar.