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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
Rows That Make Rich Men.

Old Professor-"My young friends, lot
me give you word of advice. Be kind
to the dull boys"
Young Teacher-"Certainly, but if they
won't learn their lessons"
"Bs kind to them, pet them, make
them your warmest friends"
"But-"
"No butts abont it. Win their love, if
you can. Some day in after years, when
you are as old and helpless as am, you
may need the assistance of wealthy men,
"Of course, but"
"Well,Y the dull boys are the ones that
get rich."-Good News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
New ENGLAND Canton.

A writer OH New England and New Eng
land people some years ago said that the
caution OF the New Highlander in giving an
answer to direct question was illustrated
to him one day when lie asked an eastern
friend whose family were not noted for
very active habits, Was not your fathers
death very sudden"
Slowly drawing one hand from his pocket
and quilting down his beard the interro-
gated cautiously replied, "Waal, rather
sudden for hin."-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
Terrible Misfortune. Many Suffering
From it To-day.

The cry of misfortune is never heard
without a responsive throb of sympathy
from those who hear it. Thousands who
have had Ia grippe, which left them with
that constant tired, WORKOUT feeling,
sleeplessncss, dull headache, depression,
hysteria, etc, have often prayed for relief,
and are obtaining it from DR.. Miles Res
torative Nervine. NJ. Lew Enyart, Macy,
Ind, says: "Your Nervine has cured me
of prostration; it is just what your ad
vertisemcnt said it was" "Two bottles
of Nervinc cured me of sick headache"
= Chas. WILDER Palmyra, N. Y. Sold on
guarantee by A. c. ireland. jr., Call for
tho Doctors book, "New and Startling
Facts" free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

Go to velasco for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, where the soil
is natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years Is
degrees above zero. Warmest day 81 dc
grees. velasco offers the best invest.
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, YelascO Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
Albu0uerGue Fair Rates.

will sell Sept. 18th to 22d inclusive,
limited to return Sept. "a, 1898, round
trip tickets, Santa Fe to Albuquerque
and return for 1885 for the round trip.
Tickets to be signed by the purchaser
going and signed by the purchaser and
stamped and witnessed by the agent at
Albuquerque in the space provided on
back, before they will be valid for re-
turn. w. M. SMITH, Ticket Agent,
A., L. l. s. F. r. R. Co
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
when Your Eye Strikes This stop
and kead IL.

The famous hot springs of Arkansas,
world renowned for their health qualities,
and asa health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa
cihc railway. Sufferers Of ia grippe" in
Huenza, asthma and kindred diseases can
obtain relief by a vis,. to this famous
sauitarium,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy
cures Catarrh in the Head.
Getting Her IiVcns.

Mrs. Lushforth-l suppose You think it
is n lot Of fun for mo TO sit up and wait
for you while you are enjoying yourself
with your companions down town.
Mr.. Lushforth-No. m'dear, | don't
think it is any fun for you at ell. know
as we'll as anybody that your fun begins
after I've got home.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
Too Much FOR Dots Religion.

Too Much For Dots Religion.
Dot had been member of the children's
class in the Sunday school for four con
secutivs weeks. On the fuorth Sunday
she came home with an ill-natured look
on her little face.
"What is the matter with my little
Dot!" asked mamma.
"I'm not going to dat Sunny school
never again."
"And why. dear?"
"Because our teacher said next Sunny l
must brin' 10 cents to buy ribbon to de-
torate the golden ladder with, and l need
new doll"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
Miles, Nerye a Liver Pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taste
1.orpid liver, piles, constipation. Un-
equaled for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, so doses rs cts. Sam
pies Free, at A. q. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

Among the incidents of childhood that
stand out in bold relief, as our memory
reverts to the days when we we're young,
none are more prominent than severe
sickness. The young mother wildly re-
members that it was Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy cured her of Group, and in turn
administers it to her own offspring and
always with the best results. For sale by
A. G. Ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
Made an Impression.

City Girl-Lord Nabobb must have
made quite an impression in this section,
didn't he?
Country Girl-Yes, indeed. We took him
to picnic and he sat on pie.-General
Manager.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
DiseMchantm ent.
She climbed upon street car
And seemed surprising sweet
To everybody till she'd stepped
On everybody's feet.
Detroit Tribune.
A Good Thing to Keep At Hand.
Eron, the Troy fKansas) Chief.

Some years ago we were very much sub
iect to severe spells Of cholera morbus;
and now when we feel any of the symp-
toms that usually proceed that ailment,
such as sickness at the stomach, diarrhea,
etc., we become scary. We have found
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Dia-
rrhaa Remedy the very thing to straight
en- one out In such cases, and always keep
it about. We are not writing this for q
pay testimonial, but to let our readers
know whet 10 good thing to keep handy
in the house. For sale by A. G. ireland,
jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
A Catastrophe.

What's the matter? asked one of Willie
Wishington's friends. You look uncom-
Portable.
am, he replied. l have just been wun
ovah by Miss Belle Pepperton's twain of
thought Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
Singular Amity

The French Orator-"I love France
even more than l love Russia!"
The French Populace (arising to its
feet)-"Ah, ha! Tr-r-r-r-raitor! Down
with himi"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is a misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
Excuse for 1t.

Customer-"How is this? You haye
charged me twice the usual price for
shaving"
Barber-"My razor was dull and it
took me twice as long."-New York
Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

Persons troubled with chronic diar-
rhsa should try Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy. Many
cases have been cured by it after all else
had failed and skilled physicians were
powerlesa. For sale by A. q. ireland, jr'
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
Tommy riggs Idea Of 1t.

Teacher-"For men must work and
women must weep" What is the mean
ing of that line, Tommy Figg?
Tommy-It means that men has to
work to git money, and then the women
has to cry before the men will divide with
'em.-Indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
The Noble Art OF Self Defense" Set
Forth by an Authority.

Self defense instructive. Persons who
find themselves afflicted with heart dis
ease as manifested by its many symp-
toms, palpitation short breath, irregular
pulse, pain in side or shoulder, smother
ing, fainting or dropsy, etc, naturally
desire defense against what may term
mate fatally. For the express purpose
no remedy has ever approached DR..
Miles New Heart Cure, sold by A. q. Ire
land jr., on guarantee. Mrs. o.. F. Per-
kins, of Northwood, Ia, says, DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure, saved her life. She suf-
fered from palpitatien and heart would
frequently beat as high as 1876 a minute.
Was not expected to live. Was mere
skeleton, no relief from physicians.
New Heart Cure cured her.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

little boy of Mrs. McDonald's, living
near here, fell against red hot stove and
was fearfully burned. The pain was ter
rible, and it was thought the burn was Sc
severe as to scar the child for life.
sold the lady bottle of Pain Balm,
which, after greasing the sore, she applied.
II soon removed all the fire and eased the
pain, and in ten days the boy was we'll, no
trace Of the scar remaining. j. d. Nc
Laren, Keysport, Clinton county, Ill. For
saleby A. G. Ireland, ir,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. The result is specific for sick
headache, biliousness and constipation.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

I'd give the whole world for that little
hand, he said tenderly in the moonlight
as he gazed fondly on the aforesaid MEM
Der.
And you could have it for half that,
she murmured.
lie gasped for very Joy.
But how long, she went on. will it take
you to make the prize at salary OF SO a
week, gross!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

The Literary Girl.
Girl in hammock,
Reading book;
Man comes by and
Takes look.
Girl is anxious
That the man
Thinks she's built on
Bookish plan.
He's from Boston,
And the gal
Thinks he's intel
Lectual.
Man steps up; ad-
Mires her gown;
Sees tho book is
Upside down.
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
FARMS III STRIP

Write to g. T. N1oHoLs0N, g. P. d 7. A.,
A., 7. & 8. F. r. R., Topeka, Kas., for free
copy of illustrated folder describing
CHEROKEE STRIP,
and the Tonkawa, Pawnee and Kickapoo
reservations, soon to be opened for settle
ment by the U. s. government. Millions
of acres in the finest agricultural country
under the sun, waiting to be tickeled by
the husbandman's plowshare. This is al
most the last chance to obtain one OF
Uncle Sans free farms.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

We could not improve the quality if
paid double the price. De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve is the best Salve that ex-
perience can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

All the talk in the world will not con-
vince you so quickly as one trial of De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve for scalds,
burns. bruises, skin affections and piles.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

Little vegetable health producers: De
Wits Little Early Risers cure malarious
disorders and regulate the stomach and
bowels, which prevents headache and
dizziness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
Easily ExDlnincd.

Fangle-Why is it called the gift of
speech?
Cumso-Because talk is cheap.-Ex-
change.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

Nobody will suffer with liver or kidney
disease if they take Simmons Liver Regu-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

Nobody can be troubled with constipa-
tion or piles if they take Simmons Liver
Regulator. ..
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
WORLDS How to economic

WORLDS How to economic time
FAIR. and money as to see
the Worlds fair to best advantage, is
question that may have puzzled you.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in ad-
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
just issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. 1t contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map of Chicago, and
other information of value to sight-seers.
g. r. NICHOLSON, G. P. & T. A., A., T. & S.
f. R. R., Topeka, Kas., SANTA FE
and ask for free copy. ROUTE.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
A Wise Agent.

To counteract the desire for strong
drink take Simmons Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

Nobody can have dyspepsia or bilious
ness if they take Simmons Liver Regu-
latOr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
Liked Her Playing.

Little Boy-"I'd good deal rather see
you go to the piano than Miss De
Thumper that mamma JUS asked"
Fair Guest delighted -"Would you,
really?
Why 7"
Little Boy-'Cause you only know two
pieces. GOOD News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
For Time OF Need.

Solicitors Mother My son. is your
6ancee girl of thoughtfulness and fore
sight:
Son-Foresight! Well, should say
so!
she keeps a piece Of chewing gum under
every chair in the house.
Prom Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

The annual monthly values will show 80
distribution of temperature through tho
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
A Difference.

"Did you do the Midway"
"Not by jugful. The Midway die
me-"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

The roar of laughter that went up from
the other passengers made the horses
quicken their pace, and the pretty woman
got out at the next corner.-Washingto
Post
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

Wife-Why, there isn't anything the
matter with you, is there!
Husband-Oh, no. But he accidentally
learned that you cooked the dinner.-De-
troit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
Pam Was Tired.

The car was crowded, but delicate
looking man, lady, who was evidently
his wife, and little girl of or 7 crowded
in. gentleman near the door politely
gave his seat to the lady, but several
blocks had been traversed pretty wo,
man in the corner of the car asked the
child if she would not like to sit down.
No, thank you, lisped the little one. |
don't care to sit down, but my papa is
very tired. he would like to sit in your
10
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

Our word describes it-"perfection.'
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Salve
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is a we'll known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11

Wife-That insurance agent that dined
with us last night seemed very gentleman
ly fellow. Is he going to take you dear:
Husband-No. He says am too great
q risk,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-11
VzAR. ANIMAL EEAN.

FAN. YEAR. ANNUAL ksAa.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1893-07-07

styles, suitable for all mankind and will
go at prices that will astonish you. No
necessity even for the children to go bare
footed in summer when you can buy
Shoes at your own figures. We have an
immense stock of Clothing for summer
wear, lightweight, tailor-made, handsome
and cheap. Jeans Pants, 500 pairs, from
so cents to S.. All of our Lawns, Chal-
lies and other wash goods will be put on
the counter and sacrificed. We have also
opened and 10 cent counter of Glass
ware, upon which will be found pitchers,
cake-stands, dishes, goblets etc, great
bargains for the money. Laces, Trim
mings, Ribbons, Hosiery, Underwear,
Neckwear, ETC., cheap. Forked Deer and
Greenyille Tobacco at % cents per pound.
These are only few of the many bar
gains | offer. Come and see me and you
will save money. j. A. BARRETT.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1893-07-07

Great, stupendous and far reaching in
its benefits, boon to the people, pana-
cea to the poor mans pocket. This sale
will stand solitary and alone in the history
of the dry goods business in Bolivar. 1t
cannot be equaled. The man don't live
upon Tennessee soil who will sell goods
cheaper than l offer my stock. 1 intend
to lead in low prices. The farmers and
laboring classes generally should take adj
goods. Ny house is crowded with new
goods from top to bottom. OF course my
stock is too large to mention every article
separately, but desire to quote few
prices, and to state that | am receiving
new goods daily. Only last week, car
load of Shoes was placed in my house.
These Shoes were ordered direct from the
Factory and bought at an immense bar
gain. They are of the latest shapes and
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1893-07-07
Robbery at Toone.

The drug store of DR.. John ".
Nuckolls, Of Toone, was robbed Fri
day night of between $500 and $500
worth of goods. Entrance was eff.
fected through the fire place. the
brick being removed from the out>
side. The articles taken consisted
principally of jeweiry and cutlery.
Nothing else of any consequence vas
disturbed so far as was known. DR..
Nuckolls and several of his sons,
while returning from party, stop-
ped at the store about / o'clock on
the night OF the robbery, and the
work was done between that time
and daylight. No clue has yet been
discovered sufficient to lead to arrest.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1893-07-07

Mississippi. The authorities in that
State, vested with the power of exam,
ming and issuing certificates to appli-
cants, have raised the grade and there
by prevented the incompetent from
obtaining certificates. Their action
may be the cause of the influx to our
county. The examination of coIored
teachers by superintendent Roland
took place in Bolivar this week. No
doubt the Mississippians were on hand.
1t is to be hoped that Superintendent
Roland subjected them and all other
applicants to a thorough and rigid
examination. As shown by the tax
aggregate of 1892, the total tax for
school purposes for that year amounts
to S18,096,66. This is a cons;dera BILE
tax, and should only be paid to
worthy and deserving educators.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1893-07-07

prize offered for the most graceful
walker. The yard was brilliantly
Illuminated with Chinese lanterns
and the place selected for the contest
was Immediately around the mound
located in the yard. The struggle
to obtain the coveted prize was indeed
spirited, but the decision reached
by ballot was that Miss Mary Louise
Goodwin, of Nashville, should be
awarded the treasure, which was &C
cordingly done. The conquest was
appropriately celebrated.
The picnic and barbecue al
Whiteville Tuesday attracted an i'm
mense crowd from different parts OF
Hardemao, Haywood and Fayette
counties. A long table was loaded
with good things to eat aud every
body got plenty. After dinner speak
ing, croquet and base ball amused
the crowd. The occasion was one Of
great pleasure to all present.
Rev. John NJ. Clark will be in
stal'ed pastor of the Presbyterian
church IN this town or next Thurs
day night the 18th instant. Rev. w.
McF. Alexander, pastor Of the Lau,
derdaie street church IN Memphis,
will preach the sermon on that &C.
casion. Rev. h. NJ. Richardson, ID.
D., will preside, PROFOUND the con-
stitutiona questions aud charge the
people. Rev. w. s. Cochran will
deliver the charge to the pastor. The
public Is cordially invited to these
services.
Mr.. J. w. Jacobs, of the 18th
district. brought a cotton boom to
our office, pulled on the 29th OF June.
Mr.. Jacobs informs us that be has
the most promising prospects for a
crop he has ever had, notwithstand
ing the fact that the land he has in
cultivation was heretofore considered
worthless. Many OF Mr. Jacobs
neighbors predict that if he depended
upon this land for living he would
starve, Here is an evidence of the
fact that well directed and persistent
work wins.
The Grand Junction Presbyterian
church has received as a present from
j. B. Irwin's two sons. who are locat-
ed at Louisville, and his daughter, a
resident of Baltimore, a beautiful cons
munion set, consisting Of a fiagon
and fount, two cups and two plates,
all with gold lining. A handsome
new pulpit made By Mr.. james lay
lor OF Ills p ace, has been placed
Within lie builiing, wl.Ica IS nearing
comp.eii n. aad viii probably bs
Dedicated sometime during the month
Of August Gext. Although there are
only twentv-one mem bers aud none
considered wealthy, the church wnen
flushed viii cost alb ,ut $500. and ali
the expense has been borne b. tile
members Thereof, except ao3ut $3.50
or 5000 Rev. " s. Cochran hopes
10 have Rev n. Il. Woods, ID D.,
of Memphis, 10 preach the deiieaio-
~ sermon.
We were informed by school
commissioner 1T this county that there
has recently been an exodus OF teach
ers into our midst from the State OF