The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-07-26
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
: THE tower Of Babel was $50 feet

= The tower Of Babel was $50 feet
high.
American newspapers employ
200, 900 men.
Worlds Fair guides charge fifty
cents an hour.
Paris has $50 butchers who dealin
horse flesh.
= Massachusetts, makes go per cent.
of our shoes.
= There are 100000 bachelors in
the United States.
= It is predicted that the fruit SUPP
ply this year will be unprecedented.
: Too many men try to pull them
selves out of trouble with corkscrew.
The cause of red harris super
abundance of iron in the blood Of the:
wearer.
The report that schoolmaster
chastised a boy with a railroad switch
is doubted. q
tits said that nearly Is, 900 people
die of consumption in New England ,
every year.
The watermelon crop Of Georgia
will amount this year to something like
$1,000 carloads. ~
= Cheerfulness or joyousness is the
heaven under which everything not
poisonous is sure to thrive.
"A plot Of ground was sold in
Chicago the other, day for S400, 600,
which was purchased in 1856 for
$500. ~
- Machinery will wear out, yet
some people use horse as if they ex-5
pected him to outwear and outlast
machinery.
"A company has been incorporated
in New York city for the purpose Of
purchasing, selling and manufacturing
egg yolks.
1t is held to be true that men
are known by the company they keep.
So, too, are women by the periodicals
they read in public.
There are hundred Cinnamon
in this country for every American in
China-about 40, 600 Of the former to-
less than ], 100 Of the latter.
In the want column Of an Eastern
daily this advertisement recently ap-
peared "Wanted--A tricycle. for a.;
young lady with an upholstered seat
DO not forget that "hiccough can
be relieved by simple pressure of the
index finger, just above the upper end
of the sternum, or breast bone.
= In Bengal, India, there are three
haryests reaped every year; peas and and
oil seeds in April, the early rice crop
| in September, and the great rice crop
| in December. .S.
There is an old Mexican law
which prohibits ninth marriage. A
| much-married American, in Ignorance
Of the law, violated it, and is now IN
Jail in Colima.
= Here is pungent saying well
| worth repeating "He that will not
reason is bigot he that cannot
reason is fool and he that dares not
reason is slave. /"
1t was a Springfield small boy
| who placed this inscription on the;
carriage which bore his sister away
from her own wedding: "Just mar
ried; bound for paradise.
Saws the Lowell Courier: We
supposed that the reason Father Time
is represented bearing a scythe is that
the old fellow doesn' let tie grass
grow under his feet.
After many years Of indecision,
the photographers have arrived at the
conclusion that the hottest region on :
the earth surface is in the Immediate.
vicinity of the Dead Sea.
The Pennsylvania Legislature
has passed bill, which has become
law, making the Saturday hal: holiday
compulsory for all seasons Of the year.
New York already has such a law.
There is woman whose pastor
recently asked after her health. Her
reply was: II feel very well, but l.
always feel bad when / feel well,
because I know I am going to feel
worse afterward." {"
He had just struck his thumb
with the tack hammer. He was silent
for almost minute, and then he muir
| INJURED, patiently. "There is such
thing as a mans bein' altogether too
| painstakin' in his work"
ssYou must let the baby have one
cows milk to drink every day." said
the doctor. "Very we'll, if you say
| so, DOCTOR" said the perplexed young
| mother, |but I really don't see how
| he is going to hold it all"
| "A Danish author told DR.. Felix
| Oswald of the case Of q relative who
| would steal from himself. He used
to tiptoe into his own pantry and make
| off with uncooked prunes, raw onions,
or anything Of the Id.
= There are twenty-so, i. foreign
! born members Of the Fifty-third Con-
| eress. Five Of these are from New
York, all born in Ireland. But OUT;
side of New York, Ireland can
only claim three members to her native
soil.
Master Meadow--Pop, l wish you di
buy me bicycle. Farmer Meadow
| Can't afford that, my boy; but neye1
mind, the next time we have any tooia
to sharpen I'll rig up saddle so you!
can turn the grindstone with your
feet.
A lady, whose hair came out with
every combing, was induced to give
| Ayers Hair Vigor faithful trial.
| She did so, and not only was the loss
of hair checked, but new and vigor-
GUS growth soon succeeded that which
had gone.
An inventor has patented a
device for killing weeds by electricity.
| It is meant for the use of railroads,
and the apparatus, including dynamo
and engine, is placed on a car and so.
moved slowly along the track. The
deadly current is sent through all
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