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The Helena independent., 1893-09-04
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EOR RENT-FOR NICELY F,1RNIsHRD
rooms. good table board, bv day veek
or month. 40 TO No. llO Edwards streot. near
NJ ain street. Rooms, board and prices viii snro-
ly suit you. "'
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04

SITUAlION WANTED-BY A GIRL OF IA
~ In family to take care Of children. Address
412 West Main street.
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04
Hoods SarsapariIIa

And is now free from it all. She has urged
many others to take Hoods Sarsaparilla and
they have also been cured twill do you good.
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04

SITUATION WANTED-BY GIRL OF FIF-
~ teen, to take care of one OF two children or
help out with light hoasework. 424 Park ave-
nue.,
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04

SITUATION wANTED-BY YOUNG LADY
NJ to work for board while learning mill
linery trade. Address v. Nj. this office.
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04
ron HENr-runx.suEp ROOMS

ron RENT-FunNIsHEn ROOAIA
EOR RENT-yOUR NlCKl4Y TURNI6HED
II roeme for housekeeping. Corner OF State
aud Blake. No. ~.
NOK RENT--NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS.
= bath, eto.. near business csntsr. Inquire
EOR RENT-THREE NICELY fURNIHHED
l. rooms with bath, for housekeeping. ol
south benton avenue,
EOR RENT-THE CAEAPEBT AND BEST
ten sa = ::So.sc !: ~
Mcdonald. proprietor.
FOR nENr-DwELLIN0A
ToR EENffoahooM EENf~foGa- ROOM fSif6 f6ESisff6
block.
L,OR RENT-NICELY FURNISHED HOUSE
Il Of five rosms, water In kitchen. Inquire
At No. 2l2 state street.
TOR KyNT-DwKLLINGs.. HEBERT p.
Largest list t in G the Sk cits.
FOR sALE-REAL RsrATR.
TOR sAI4E-ON EASY TRRMs-ONE GOOD
I stock ranch of $50 acres. with open water
adjoining outside range. Tan put up $50 to 200
IONS Oh nay. oOOu 9n0Ub ana Ol6of improve.
lnent'. Address dec. Moss Logan. Gallatin
county, Mont.
TOR SALE-WILL TRADEA NICE HOME
/ for vacant lots Herbert b. Reed b Co.
FOR SALE-MIaCELLANE
Noe>~~seeN~ee.ese.~.
EOR HALE-BARGAINe FOR CASH IN
T furniture. all kinds. At Merchants hotel.
EOR BALE-HOTEL FURNITURE AND
fixtures complsts best proposition for
small capital In town. Herbert II. Heed d Co..
Thompson block.
MISCBLLANEOUs.
BUY A. GOOD BAND or
w sheep and hay ranch; . good dwelling
hmuso IN Mtsscu!a as part pay. Address Eox l2a.
Missoula Mont.
NANTED-TO EXCHANGE BUTTF, Hell
w ena and Great Falls property for sheep OF
cattle. Address Lock Fox Isl. helena.
MONTANA NATIONAL BANK CERTIFl-
AL Gates taken at par. Herbert b. Reed Il Go.
0rrie HmnloVmAnt hnQnrV
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04
SITUATIONS WANTED-FEMALE
.,.t;ao,oanta un,as lilis hesi thra> t;,,


SlTt ALTON WANTED-BY A REBpECTA-
~ bic lady to keep house; widower prefsrred
home more IN object than wages. Address Mrs.
i. g.. care 1913 orth Mnin street.
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04

There wouldn't be any eases Of Chronic Ca
There's $500 reward for an incurablc case.
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04

HOOPS PILLS Cure all Liver Ills. 1aundice,
sick headache, biliousness, sour stomach, nausea.
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04
UTAH.

COLORADO,
Smith & eon.. .o2o Sixteenth st., Denver
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04
HELP wAHTED-MaLE

WAHTED-TWO YOUNG MEN Az NEWS
w agents on Northern Pacific rosi. Apply
to news Office. depot Must have security.
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04

NANTED-TO EXCHANGE BUTTF, Hell
w ena and Great Falls property for sheep OF
cattle. Address Lock Fox Isl. helena.
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04

SITUATION WANTED-BY EXPERIENCED
book koop"r; single or double entry; ii years
old: good penman; best Of references from for
msr employers. Address J. W. X. lock boz ll2,
Livingston. Mont.
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04

SITUATION WANTED-A YOUNG MAN,
strong and healthy. with good edueation
and references. will take any honest work at
small wages with chance of advancement. Ad-
dress W. Il. b., this office.
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04

SITUATION WANTED-BY YOUNG MAN
- with four years experience in dry goods
store in city; best OF reference given. Address
w. II. b. Independent office.
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04

SITUATION wANTED-sHEPHERD OPEN
for engagement Apply j. Mckenzie,
Terry Mont
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04

s~~N~~~~.~
WANTED-TO BUY A GOOD BAND or
w sheep and hay ranch; . good dwelling
h"uso in Misscu!a - part pAy. Address Eox l2a.
Missoula, Mont
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04

MONTANA NATIONAL BANK CERTlFl-
AL Gates taken at par. Herbert b. Reed Il Co.
The Helena independent., 1893-09-04
SITUATIONS wANTEp-MALk.

WANTED-PARTJESW WANTING STUDENTS
w to do jantor work or any light work for
board and room should call at Engelhorn's Bus
iue 8 College at once,
The Portland daily press., 1893-10-03
Avoiding Military Duty In France


Public opinion has been called in
France to scandals in connection with
army recruiting which show how diff
fcust it is to carry out a scheme of uni
versal compulsory service. AS matter
Of fact, it is well known that in order
to prevent the burden of the system fall
ing with undue weight upon certain in
dividuals numerous exemptions have to
be made. The only son of widow, for
instance, who helps to support his moth
or, is let off scot free, while the eldest
son Of man upward of 10 years of age
is only made to serve for one year if it
can be proved that the father is depend
emit upon him in any way. A declara-
ton of the facts has to be made on oath
by three witnesses before the exemption
is made.
A case Of fraud which has just come to
light has shown that there are persons
who are ready for small consideration
to swear to anything that is required in
this way. In the country districts the
fraud must be atteneed with great risk,
but it is the opinion of one of the Paris
magistrates, who has had much expe-
rience in the matter, that in the great
cities it is practically impossible to de-
tect it.-London News
The Portland daily press., 1893-10-03
A Queer Change.

Mr.. Simon Bedford, recently retired, lived
within hearing distance of two blacksmith
shops for 81 years, yet SO long as he was in
active business he never knew that he had
nerves, nor was he ever disturbed in the
slightest by the gathering on the anvils, if
indeed he ever heard them. But he has
time to think of and to be disturbed by
such things now.
Just when he wants to take that second
sleep in the early morning the sons of Vul-
can begin their pounding, and the poor
man has to get up. He stuffed cotton into
his ears, but without effect, and SO he has
come to have a positive envy of men who
are born deaf.
Driven to desperation, Mr.. Bedford one
day sent for the two rival blacksmiths, and
on their appearing in his library he said:
''My friends, I am getting to be an old
man, fear. Now, you two have been neigh
bors of mine for a long time, and have
given each of you some work" Not caring
to tell them his real purpose, he went on:
81 am anxious to be of service to you BOTH
If you two agree to set up in another shop
some distance from where each of you is
now working, will give you $500 apiece.
What do you say?"
The two blacksmiths promptly said,
Eyes, SIR" and were profusein their thanks
to the good man.
They left, but after two days and nights
of restful quiet, which Mr.. Bedford enjoyed
thoroughly, the pounding on the anvils be-
gan again, with greater vigor than before
Much angered, Mr.. Bedford sent for the
men aud said, Ibid not give you money,
my friends, that each of you might secure
another shopf"
Eyes, sir" said one, land so we have.
I've moved into Ned Greene's shop. and
he's moved into mine"
ALFRED R. CALHOUN.
The Portland daily press., 1893-10-03
One on the King.

The Atlantic cable few months ago
April Is, 1898, to be more exact-brought to
America the news that the 17-year-old son
of the deposed Milan, once king OF Servia,
had, with the help of the army, seized and
held the throne which that royal profigate,
his fathes, 10 long disgraced.
This neainds me of story recently
The Portland daily press., 1893-10-03
RIGBY PARK.

" OCATfONS for fruit lunch, peanut, lemon
4 AIDE and light beer stands at Rigby Park,
during the opening meeting, Oct. 8, 4, S and 6,
can be secured by applying to
Ii. +. FARNHAM, Treasurer,
sep6td Portland, Me.
The Portland daily press., 1893-10-03
RIGBy PARK RACES
OPENING MEETING.

Grand Stand Seats for the four days opening,
Oct34 5, and 6. at Rigby Park, may now
he obtained at STOCKBRIDGE'S.
ney-Price for seats, in either lower or up
per deck, so cents each
Sept13 dtd
The Portland daily press., 1893-10-03
Didn't Like Cats.

Didn't Like Cats.
Only those who have examined the mat
ter carefully have any idea Of the many
figures Of speech in use in our ordinary ev-
eryday language. Indeed these figures are
as intimately woven into the web and wool
of our language as the figures in Persian
rug. Even the most rigid science has to
depend on figures of speech to make itself
understood.
But as some people use more personal
ornaments than others, SO some indulge
in more figures of speech, and Mr.. Robb of
Williamsburg, N. Y, is one of these.
Recently, when thinking of changing his
dwelling, he called on German landlord
who had a mum Der of houses to let
Mr.. Robb was shown the most desirable
of these. 1t was very nice residence, but
it struck the prospective tenant that the
rooms were rather small, and he expressed
his opinion in this way:
cts nice house, Mr.. Goldberg, but the
rooms are too small. Why, in most of
them there isn't room to swing cat"
''Vot's dot you say?" asked the landlord.
II say couldn't swing cat in most of
these rooms.o
Scott i'm himmel! Vot for you want to
swing der gat in dem rooms, eh?"
''Well," laughed Robb, II might want
to, you know, and if I should there isn't
room"
II don'd like dings like dot" muttered
Goldberg. II own dem houses den year
unit haf goot denants, bud none oof dem
vos in dot swingin gat piziness."
Promising to see Goldberg again, Mr..
Bobb left, but he did not return, for that
evening Mr.. Goldberg's son called on him
and said:
''Mein fader, Muster Goldberg. he send
me rount to say he is goin to rent dot house
py family widout CATS"
The Portland daily press., 1893-10-03

heard in Paris which recent events must
have revived there.
Ex-King Milan succeeded in making him
self talked about in Paris, as he does
wherever he goes. The stories of his pas
sion for women, wine and gam bling are as
numerous as they are disgraceful.
Last year the ex-king was a guest at the
house of wealthy banker. One evening,
to please Milan, game of baccarat was
started, and an American lady was an in
terested observer of the play.
Milan's luck, as was usual with him, was
very bad. He is an exceedingly supersti-
tious man and an i'll bred one, as this story
shows. CHANGING around after he had lost
heavily on one hand, he saw the fair Amer
lean and at once associated her presence
with his Ill fortune.
In voice brutal and passion laden he
said to the lady:
s'Would you have the kindness to change
your place, madam"
"Why should II" she asked.
Because you are making me lose"
'How do you know"
sit is SO because say So" he growled,
then turned to his cards.
The lady smiled in well bred way, but
persisted in retaining her place, to Milan's
great annoyance.
The game went on. but with the same
luck. The ex-king steadilS lost, and he be-
came SO excited that the cards trembled in
his hands.
At length, blinded by anger, Milan
,sprang to his feet, and facing the still i'm
peEturbable lady be fairly shrieked:
''Didyou hear what said before?"
II did" she said very calmly.
sit is you who are making me losep
$50 you said"
..You can see that I am losing because
you are behind me. yet you will not
changed
You lost still heavier, monsieur" she
replied, with Q cutting little laugh, when
was net behind you"
"What do you mean?" he demanded.
II mean," she said, with another little
laugh that attracted the attention of all
present, 'that Twas not behind monsieur
when he lost his throne"
This reply floored the ex-king, who, with
out another word. FASTENED from the room.
The Portland daily press., 1893-10-03
MISCELLANEOUS.

Our most successful lad
vertisements are the GUS
toners i've have made.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1893-09-20
Accepts the True Democratic Doctrine
Tariff Reform.

Charles A. Dana, the distinguished ed
itor OF the New York Sun, 9 bitter enc
my Of Mr.. Cleveland before his election
and at the time black protectionist, has
since the Democratic party came in pow
er, embraced the cause OF its leader and
shown an indication 10 discard his hobby
and accept the true Democratic doctrine,
tariff reform. His conversion has been
gradual, but that it is complete is evil
donced by his remuneration CT protection
in the following unmistakable language !:
A Mr.. Bridges, who writes tothe Cleye-
land Leader from Fairport, N. Y, advis-
ing Ohio voters to choose Mckinley for
Governor, is in the soft willows OF dream
land. No man nearer in comprehension
TO the events OF the day than was Rip
Van Wrinkle, after his twenty years Of
sleep, could seriously pray again for Nc
Kinley as a champion Of protection and
a representative OF its "fate in 1885," as
does Mr.. Bridges, of Fairport.
NV 'o"S VI piVOCSbiOh 10 ScJtlcu uUW. III
has already been solemnly devoted to ut
ter and Incorporating extirpation from
our national. policy, as a fraud, and sys-
tenn OF robbery, and as direct violation
Of the Constitution. II has been declared
in the most impressive verdict possible,
that OF popular vote, TO be conception
Of the DEVIL tool of oppression, and q
scourge wherewith the few draw blood
from the backs OF the many. If it doesn't
die in the first session of the Congress
ending in 1894, it will be because the Of
fcials placed in power for the direct pur-
pose OF its humiliation write themselves
down worse frauds than the protection
tariff as denounced by the last National
Democratic Convention.
Protection is a dog past praying for. II
is as good as dead already.-Danyille Adj
vocate.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1893-09-20
Deserving Praise.

We desire to say to our citizens, that
for years we have been selling Dr.King's
New Discovery for Consumption, DIR.
Kings New Life Pills, Bucklen's Arnica
salve and Electric Bitters, and have
never handled remedies that sell as well,
or that have given such universal salts
faction. We do not hesitate to guaran-
tee them every time, and we stand ready
to refund the purchase price, If satisfac-
tory results do not follow their use.
These remedies have won their great
popularity purely on their merits. For
ale by Short & Haynes, druggists.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1893-09-20
A Good Thing to Keep at Hand.
From the Troy (Kansas) Chief.

Some years ago we were very much
subject to severe spells OF cholera morbus;
and now when we feel any Of the symp-
toms that usually proceed that ailment,
such as sickness at the stomach, diarrhea
etc, we become scary. We have found
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhea Remedy the very thing to straight
en- one out in such cases, and always kept
il about. We are not writing this for a
pay testimonial, but to let our readers
know what is good thing to keep handy
in the house. For sale by A. X. Fisher,
Cloverport, and Witt & Meador, 'Har-
dinsburg.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1893-09-20

only method adopted is the use Of rolling
chairs, TO be hired at so cents per hour,
or electric launches at SO cents a round
trip. The rolling chair privilege has
proved to be somewhat ola failure, thous-
ands preferring 10 walk rather than pay
the high figures. At Philadelphia one
could reach any building for Ave cents by
frequent trains.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1893-09-20
SMILES.

1t is better 10 give than TO receive.
But II is pretty good to be receiver -
Chicago Post.
The Eiend: Her face is her fortune.
The Enemy: How Interestingly Made
it herself, too, didn't she life.
Cass (annoyed): Don't you know that
fool can ask questions? Bass: / had
heard so; now know it, Boston Tran
script.
HAS she given you any encourage
mentr" Oh, yes. She says she will get
all of her fathers money when he dies. +"
Life.
He: II would propose toto you
II knew what TO say. She "You
wouldn't II you knew what I'd say
New York weekly.
1rate Father I'm going to put a
check to your extravaganza, sir! Impu-
dent Son: All right Give me the
check.--New York Herald.
81 know Jack hasn't much money, but
we can live on faith, you know" "And
hope, too, suppose ?" Eyes, and char
ity."-Truth.
Magistrate: The case against you
looks pretty dark, Mr.. johnson, Mr..
Johnson: OATS all right, Jedge; kin
prove an albino.-Puck.
"Well," observed Blobbs, at the shore,
"the beach is dirty with wreckage, but
we can hardly say that il is not tidy
Philadelphia Record.
Kentucky had another shower of fish
the other day. It is a strange State
where the fish have to go to the clouds
for water.-Boston Traveller. -
Father: And I'll give you nice box
OF candy If you'll have those teeth pull
ed. Tommy with vail And then
can't eat the candy Chicago Record.
GLOW did Chadler discover that drink
ing hot water would cure headache ~
BY drinking coffee at his clearinghouse
continually. Inter Ocean.
Her religion is very much like her
dress; she can put it on or off, just as
she pleases." eyes, and like her ball
dress at that; there isn't very much in
it."-Life.
Society Editor: Here is a woman
writing to us to know il grass widow
ought to wear mourning. Boss Editor:
She might wear green awn.-Indian-
apolis Journal
Il heard a compliment for you last
night, Miram." "What was it, Lizetta?"
Colonel Bronson said you were exceed
ingly well preserved" Brooklyn Life.
Hicks: Smeddle always speaks we'll
of everybody. Wicks: Mere matter of
habit. He worked at cutting out tomb
stone epitaphs for several years.-Boston
Transcript.
"Auntie, what do you think OF the pic
lures in the art galleries ?' "Wa-al, |
think people kin git into SIGH attitudes,
but ! don't approve of it Worlds Fair
Puck.
Mr.. Wifins (who detests society: You
didn't care anything for company when
was counting you. Mrs. Wifins (who
likes society: You were company then.
New York Weekly.
He: How do you like Lord Popping
ton, Barrow Miss Barrow: Not at all.
He can't pronounce hisr's, and do de-
test being addressed as Miss Bowwow.-
Tit-Bits.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1893-09-20
Removal

We take pleasure in announcing that
after this date Parks Sure. Cure will re-
move all traces Of Rheumatism, Kidney
trouble or Liver complaint from the user.
II is today the only medicine that is guar
anteed TO cure these diseases or no pay.
Parks Sure Cure is sold by A. r. Fisher,
Cloverport, Ky. 49,
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1893-09-20
TILL THEY VOTE.

O, them frllers up in congress they're a
wranglin' all The time,
Fer they think they're big pertaters. an they
know they're big per diem;
An they make the longest speeches that was
eyer said wrote,
But they amt a-goin' to git there till they
Vote
Vote
Vote
They hear the people shouting, with the loudest
kind o. shout,
Hut they'll keep on with the spouting till we all
COUP the spout;
For the hardest work befor ZEN an the
country's takin' note
is to buckle down TO business, an to
Vote
Vote
Atlanta Constitution. Nt
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1893-09-20

- '" I~.st s's%J ~ w
Canada, who, under the head of "want-
Husband From the Country" says;
trust may be pardoned for taking this mean
Of gaining the acquaintance for matrimony of a
gentleman suitable to the following clause In
my fathers will ~ further give and bequeath
100000 to my daughter Mamie, to be paid to
her at the time of her marriage, and advise my
said daughter Mamie to marry a rural man, one
whose life has not been blighted by city dis
sipation." ] am now In my early twenties and
competent to assume the responsibilities of a
wife. In answering this advertisement be as
frank as have been; stating age, personal APP
pearance, occupation, etc.
The fair advertiser says nothing In re-
gard TO her personal appearance, but the
clause quoted from her fathers will
conveys the idea that she has an attract
i've figure. SIS af
z But why should she advertise so far
away from home? A girl with $3.50, 200
in her own right, IL otherwise unobjec-
tionable, ought 10 be able TO find hue-
band in her own neishborhood. ATLANTA
Constitution.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1893-09-20

One word describes it-,"perfection.'
We refer to DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve, cures obstinate sores, burns, skin
diseases and is well known cure for
piles. A. r. Fisher, Cloverport, and
Witt & Meador, Hardinsburg.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1893-09-20
After Breakfast.

To purify, vitslize and enrich the blood,
and give nerve, bodily and digestive
strength, take Hoods Sarsaparilla. Con-
time the medicine after every meal for
month or two and you will feel "like a
new man." The merit of Hoods sarsa-
parilla is proven by its thousands OF won
derful cures. Why don't you try it?
HooD's PILLS cure constipation. They
are the best after-dinner pill and family
cathartic.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1893-09-20
In Home and Farm.


tho people would understand and believe
Il 1t really is 4 specific in one disease,
viz: Inflammation. But that disease has so
many forms and names. Thus; BY its external
application 10 cures any toothache in one min
ute. Any neuralgia or rheumatic pain In one TO
eight minutes. Any headache In to- minutes.
Any backache In minutes. Cold sores on lips,
enc application. One drop cures an indolent ul-
GER Any cut. bruise. burn or rheumatism Il
cures AZ once and without soreness or matter
ating. Can work with comfort while the wound
10 raw. BY its internal use, collie, or pain In
stomach, minutes, Dyspepsia, relief at once.
Radical cure follows. Diarrhoea, dysentery or
fur. cures at once. sorethroat, bronchitis and
consumption, when used In time. cure follows
a. surely as day follows the night.
People are beginning 70 understand and 70
talk about It. II searches out and cures innam-
nation wherever IL exists. No infammat ion.
no sore throat No Inflammation no consump-
ton. No Inflammation. no swelling. no pain, no
toothache. Not so complicated after all. Con-
tains no narcotics or mineral poisons. Safe and
certain. One tablespoonful dose cures La Grippe.
II never disappoints. Money refunded II salts
faction not given. Take home bottle to-day.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1893-09-20
Clothing
FURNISHING,
HATS
AND
SHOES.

In Temporary Quarters,
before we move into the
new house, we are cut
ting prices to clean out the
place and take no old
goods to the new building
Come, or send a Cash
Mail Order. Money al
ways refunded if goods
fail to please.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1893-09-20
An Attractive Figure.

ATexas exchange contains the adver-
tisement of young lady in Windsor,
Canada, who, under the head of "want-
Husband From the Country" says:
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1893-09-20

To be occupied the latter
part of this month. It's
Louisville's handsomest
business building and
the best place in Louis
vile to buy