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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-10-23
JUST FOR FUN.

The man who stands on his own
merits too much is apt to become
weary.
New Girl = What does your papa
like for breakfast? Little Mabel-He
always likes most any thing we hasn't
got
Editor-Always write your jokes on
the thinnest paper possible. Young
Humorist = Why? Editor-So I can
see through them.
''This assignment said the report
er in the white duck trousers, who
had been sent to write up fire in
coal yard, 'just scots me-"
The London Museum contains the
first envelope ever made. It was
probably found in some mans pocket
addressed in his wife's hand.
"Was Rome founded by Romeo?"
inquired pupil of the teacher. mo,
my son." replied the wise man, cit
was Juliet who was found dead by
Romeo
Judge-Have you any remarks to
offer that might lead to a mitigation
of your sentence? Prisoner-Yes, I
will thank you to have a sofa put
in my CELL"
Biff-Roberts fell off fifty foot lad
der and wasn't hurt a bit. Baff-Fifty-
foot ladder? don't believe it at all.
Bif-It's quite true. He fell off the
bottom rung.
Doctor-Well, my fine little fellow,
[ was sure that the pills | left would
water or in cake? Boy used them
in my pop gun.
George-Is it true that a graduate
soon forgets what he has learned at
college? Gus-No, sir; it is not.
can play foot ball just as well now as
when | was at Yale.
Doctor = Every sensible man will
break off the cigarette habit. Sirin-
ger-On no, he won't. Doctor-Why
not? Siringer = Because no sensible
man is addicted to it.
''rhe Fleecys seem to be very qui-
ct people," ''They are. Why, there
was a fire at their house the other
day, and Mr.. Fleecy insisted on their
sending in a still alarm.'
Mamma-Willie, it is time you were
up. The birds are all up long ago.
Willie (drowsily) - Well, # I had T.
sleep in a nest of sticks and straws
like them, I'd get up early, too.
Little Dick = Johnny Wheeler has a
new bicycle. Father-Another? What
is he going to do with the old one?
Little Dick He's going to sell it to
me soon as you give me the money.
Teacher = Where is the island of
Cuba situated? Boy Il dunno, sir.
Teacher-Don't you know where your
sugar comes from? Boy-Yes, sir; we
borrow it from our next-door neigh
Dor.
Teacher-Tommy Taddles, what is
the meaning of the word "transpar-
ent?" Tommy = Something you can
see through. Teacher-Name some
A ladder.
Farmers Boy = Father, kin go to
the minstrels to- night with Hiram
Homespun? Farmer Nav. faint
mOre'n month since yer went t. the
top o the hill to see the eclipse of the
moon. Pears to me yew wanter be
on the go the hull time.
The scientists are now telling us
that the dangerous microbe is lurking
in the greenback. 'sThose in arrears
for subscription" says contempt
rary, "can send the amount; we have
facilities for disinfecting small sums,
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-10-23

lady. who is the wife of a rector
highland, asked permission to speak
the temperance question in the
|cb, but the authorities replied
they would be very glad to have
DO so, but the place was conse-
adj.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-10-23

The history of Downs Elixir is identified
with the history of New England for the last
fifty years. 1t cures coughs and colds.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1893-03-08
AN INDIANA INCIDENT.
senator Voorhees, Pays a Compliment to nIr
English.

senator voorhees, compliment 70 lAIs
English.
In the course of some remarks recently
made by Senator Voorhees, on the floor of
the u. S. senate in favor of maintaining
the one hundred nj. lion-dollar redemP-
ton fund ia the treasury. be paid our
fellow citizen, the Hon. William II. En-
glish, a high compliment He said: "It
is insisted that we have no need 70 keep
this redemption fund. Credit Is a matter
of faith and confidence; but there must be
somsthing to inspire it. As Ga illustra-
tion of thls fact | remember few years
ago the First national bank IN Indianapo-
lis was in trouble. 1t had had great
career under that alb 9 and distinguished
financier. William III. Eng lsh. lie had
retired from its management and other
had taken charge of it. Embarrassments
overlook the bank DistrUst prevailed in
every mind. In the midst OF the
panic Mr.. English was seen 10 appear. He
said in substance TO the crowd: II have
resumed cOutrOl of this bank; your money
is here Those OF YOU who want your
money walk in and get it" The panic
and the run on the bank ceased at once.
Confidence was restored They believed
in the management of Mr.. English, and
his word was enough. Confidence was
restored, and so likewise was credit
Mr. President ii the American people
and the world at large believe there is
redemption fund of 100000 00J in the
treasury, every dollar OF our paper circu-
lntion will have full credit; not that the
people expect to ask for its redemption
nothing Of the kind has ever happened
and perhaps never will-but l. at least,
shrink from the idea OF separating our
selves entirely from that safe line OF policy
by which confidence Is Always inspired.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1893-03-08
INOIANA PENSIONS.
SENTINEL PATENT AND PENSION AGENCY. !
1920 NEW YORI-AvE.. \. w.
WAsHINGTOS. ID. c. Feb. IS J

SENTINEL PATENT AND PENSION AGENCY.
1920 NEW IORI-AyE., \. w.
WAsHINGTON. D. c, Feb. 2S. J
ORIGINAL
Ezra Bowa. James Buchanan, Abram Bro
kaw. Fortunatus {. Good, Alex 81. Williams
William =. Allen, Andrew Frsmmel. Amos w.
Carmichael. John F. Stsgsers, William Arm
hotter Frank SenimgeF. Andrew Scott Suther
land. Edward Freygaug. John Wilson, Samuel
T. Garrison.
Riddle, Archibald Watts. Alexander Goldman,
John NJ. Giililaud, William swain. Samuel
CapIr, James :. Smith. Thomas ScrOghum.
ADDITIONAL
Joseph NJ Kelley, William W. Tucker. James
f. inks, +. }. Withan, Samuel Cox.
ErRstus Holmes.
RENEWAL AND INCREASE.
Marion r. Howe.
INCREASE.
George weimer. Newton J. HOuk. John No
Adams.
REISSUE.
Calvin w. Keefer Jonah NJ. Green, Peter P.
Bensnmi D. Wilson. George Kurtz George
". Moore. Martin Y. Ednonson, Alexander
Gillespie, Jeremiah Lockwood. Csssius Craig.
REISSUE AND INCREASE.
James L Clark.
ORIGINAL WIDOWS. ETC.
Minor Of William J. Fitch. Eliza NJ. Ander
son, minors of James 4. speak. minor OF Mar
Varet L. kiuneard. minors OF IhOmss J. Will
Iams, Mary A. Dieterie, Mary A. Edmonsou,
Martha q. Williams. Enira McBAin. Amands
Hicks. Martha A. McAdams. Harriet A. Allen
Mary a Osborn. 4 izabeth c. Davis. Sarah
r. Folliek, Sarah J. knight Cynthia A. Clay
comb, minor of Albert q. McCune.
MEXICAN WIDOWS.
Susan Crawford.
SURVIVORS INDIAN WARS.
Thomas Nichols, John w. Dawson.
wIrow OF INDIAN WARS.
Nancy J. Sebsrn.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1893-03-08

A complete directory TO the worlds fair
can be- found in the Indiana almanac for
1898
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1893-03-08

THE SENTINEL Indiana Almanac 25s
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
The County Printing.

Yesterday the Board Of County
Commissioners gave the APPEAL the
contract to do the County printing
and advertising, at $50 month.
During the past year the printing
has been done by the Tribune at $50
a month and the News at $50.
No other county in the State has
its County printing done so cheaply
as Ormsby. This is in accord with
an old established custom in Ormsby
of the party III power to give its
printing to its party organ.
Just now the Silver Party aye on
top and the APPEAL naturally gets
the County printing.
This is an old established custom
all over the country and it seems to
give pretty good satisfaction-ex-
cept to those who get left.
Over year ago the editor of the
APPEAL was notified that he was
showing disposition not to train
properly IN the party harness and
unless he got in line and bowed to
the crack of The party whip, that he
would be disciplined.
Well he was disciplined by having
the county printing taken awry freta
the APPEAL.
The APPEAL bid, which was the
lowest was ignored and the patronage
went to the regular Republican
papers the only two we believe now
left in the State.
The Republican County Commits
sioners claimed that they right to
do as they pleased. The contracts
let by that Board expire with this
month, and the Silver Commissioners
have recognized the APPEAL as the
organ of the Silver party in Ormsby
and given it the county pointing for
the next six months.
1t is simply case Of the Jackson
ion theory that to The victors belong
the spoils. When the Republican
party elect their Commissioners
the APPEAL is not likely to get any
of the Boards patronage. In politics
you can't always be on top.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
ALL SORTS.

Ed. Muller's horse ran away Sun
day.
Fresh Lake Tahoe trout at Ten
nant's.
Work on the Capitol sidewalk be-
gan yesterday.
The Stevenson aycaft case is still
in progress at Genoa.
Twelve banks and business houses
failed yesterday. Cause, no silver.
| WANTED-Girl to do general house
work, wages S25. Apply at M.
COINS. is
1t is said that Mr.. Baker of Kan
sas will shortly succeed Bill Gibson
as head of the Stewart Institute.
John Copps, an Empire capitalist,
was in Carson yesterday, dressed in
his best suit of clothes and strictly
on the mash.
Wilcox made the highest score at
the range Sunday, Poujade headed
the second class, Walsh the third and
Colburn the fourth.
Nothing is so funny as the squeal-
ing of an editor who has the county
pap taken away from him. Eddie is
now squealing like two pigs under a
gate.
Louie Roberts accidently shot the
little Kilday girl yesterday with an
air gun in the head. DR.. Gulnan
stopped the flow of blood. The
wound is not dangerous.
The APPEAL has received the 100
page edition of the New York World.
We must respectfully inform Mr..
Pulitzer that we have no time to
read and pass our opinion on his
paper. We are too much engaged
out in the teeming busy West to
read such sheet. A man must have |
a great deal of spare time on his |
hands who has nothing else to do
than get out 100 page paper. We
for years past have never found time |
to indulge in such pastimes.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
Big Bill for Watching.

A man yesterday brought suit in
the U. S. Court against a Chicago
millionaire for "watching" mine in
Nye county.
1t appeared that the plaintiff found
the defendants mine lying out in the
cold and away frcm human habita-
ton, and concluded he had better
watch it. He kent his eye on it and
saw that it was not stolen for several
years, and then made out . bill for
ST, 900. After he had finished testi-
flying the Court asked if there was
any more witnesses, and there being
none, plaintiffs attorneys Summer
field and Torreyson threw up the
case.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
Shake, Hy,

MARRIED By Rev. Father Clyne
Hiram Downs of Carson, to Mrs.
Susan Powers of Santa Cruz, June
3, 1893.
Hy is well known among the rail
road men on the V. 6 T. as the best
tempered man between Reno and
Virginia, ready at all times to pass
out his good left hand which is the
only one he has to offer the tired
wayfarer who passes his coy home
at the mouth of the tunnel,
His sudden taking away from the
boys was not expected so soon. But
everybody who knows him will press
his hand with good luck grip and
wish him luck
We congratulate Mrs. Powers on
her selection and from all accounts
Hy has also chosen W ell. This is
really marriage in "Hy" life.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
A Burglar Alarm.

Jake Longabaugh of this city
has taken the agency for the
Burglar Alarm Bell which is one OF
the best anti-burglar devices on the
market. 1t is secured to the casing
of door and set by means of sim
pie lever each night before retiring
The instant the door is opened ever
so little it goes off with racket IN
tended to give a burglar the snakes.
In the day time the lever can be
moved away from the door without
turning the bell on and is altogether
a very neat and necessary feature.
Price S1:75. Jake Langabaugh
Agent for Nevada j4tf
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
A Funny Stock Case.

Tie case of DR.. Drake vs.. the
Found Treasure Mining Co., at
tracted considerable attention yester-
day in the U. S. Court. DIR. Drake
is suing for fourth interest in a
note given by the Found Treasure
Co.
1t appears that Fl. NJ, Yerington,
D. L. Bliss, General Clarke and DIR.
Drake went in together and formed
pool to deal in Found Treasure
mining stock.
They let out considerable stock to
friends, with the understanding that
they would not call tor money until
the stock struck certain figures.
They attempted to boom the stock
and the parties with whom they had
placed shares unloaded during the
deal and the stock they had let out
for nothing, came back through the
brokers off ces at the regular market
rates. Dispairing of keeping up a
market under such adverse circum
stances, they let 60 and Found
Treasure slumped.
1t appears that they each advaced
s., 500 to dcvelope the mine and had
given each other the company's
notes.
The company consisted of the four
individuals who had put up the
$500.
The notes foated in various di-
rections and now the lawyers are
trying to find out their present 10
cality. The case is still in progress.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
HEAR HIM RAVE.
The Tribune Posing as a County
Economist.

When Ed. Parkinson of the Trib-
une found yesterday that a contract
had been given the APPEAL to do the
county printing and advertising, at
exactly the same rates as had been
paid the ring organs during the last
year, he went away denouncing the
high handed robbery of the taxpay-
ers, and knowing that the APPEAL
contract had been let and signed,
came back with proposition to do
all the county work for $50 month.
But the story is best told in Parkin-
sons own words and We reproduce it
in these columns for the benefit of
hundreds of people who never see
the Tribune:
The Tribune proprietor happened
to wander into the County Building
this a. M, and found everything
cooked and primed by the majority
of the County Commissioners to
award Sam Davis of the APPEAL the
contract fer doing the county adver
Using and job printing for six months
following July LIST at his own figures,
$50 month. Although the Tribune
proprietor protested and claimed he
had a right to put in bid, and
stated that he was prepared to do the
work at greatly reduced rate and
save the taxpayers several hundred
dollars, Muller and Petersen refused
to permit the Tribune or News to
bid; would not pay any attention to
Witherell's protest forbidding the
letting of any contract when there
was no money In the treasury; re-
fused to entertain any motion of
Charley Bray, and passed resolu-
ton giving Davis the contract for six
months following July LIST, at $50 a
month, instructing the District At
torney to draw up said contract.
To get around the law which re-
quires Boards of County Commission
ers to advertise for proposals when
the amount exceeds $500, they ent-
cred into a contract for six months.
IL order that it might go on record
and the taxpayers see how the county
is being bankrupted in the interests
of the Silver party, the Tribune filed
its bid with the Clerk The offer was
made to do the county advertising
aud job printing for $50 month, as
against $50 by Sam Davis, or $50
month if contract was middle for one
year.
1t was high-handed proceeding,
and the taxpayers have at least $500
to pay in order that Sam Davis and
the APPEAL may be kept alive.
If Mr.. Parkinson has any hines
to make and wishes to catch the ear
of the public, he is hereby rendered
the freedom of the APPEAL columns.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
THE COMMISSIONERS.
The Business Transacted Yester-
day.

The Board of Commissioners met
yesterday and transacted consider
able business.
Among othor things the question
of selecting County Physician for
the next six months came up. DIR.
Gupuan was asked if he was ready to
dc all the county work for $50 a
month and what would be charged
as extras. lie said that he would do
everything including, surgery and
autopsey, He further said that he
would not charge $50 for viewing a
dead body aid reporting it dead as
was the case when the county ply
sicion had viewed the remains of
Bailey the colored man, the top of
whose head was blown off. The
District Attorney was ordered to pres
pare the contract with DR.. Guinan.
A communication from Mr.. With
erall was read calling the attention of
the Board to the state of the treasury
and ordering that no more claims be
paid except salaries and claims pro-
vided for by law. The District At
torney said that Mr.. whitehall must
according to law specify what par
ticular claim he objected to and
make test case.
The communication was read and
lied The MORNING APPEAL was
selected as the county organ for the
next six months. Mr.. Parkinson of
the Tribune made protest and held
that they should advertise for rates.
The District Attorney held that it |
was only necessary to do this where
the contract aggregated 5000 or
over. In this case tie contract was
for only $500 and therefore did not |
come under the law The usual bills
we're allowed.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
Bargains! Bargains!

Great reductions. E. B. Rail is
selling goods at wonderfully low
prices. Go and see the largest stock
of goods in the State. Get a set of
the finest knives in the world, made
by the Clauss Shear Co. Scissors and
Razors, Rodgers plated ware, Roch-
ester lamps in every style, China and
crockery ware, hardware, stoves and
ranges, agricultural implements, wag-
ons, buggies, etc. Everything you can
think of. Doors and windows
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
Ball at Empire.

On the 10th instant, Jim Virgins
cader of the German in Empire,
will have little dance in his hall.
Everybody is invited to bring his
sweetheart and pungle up big iron
dollar. There is plenty of stable
room, and there will be lots of in
terror goods" on tap, both solid and
liquid. j6td
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06

]. 81. Crockwell, formerly of this
State, has established an information
bureau at 207 Wabash avenue,
Chicago. If you are going to the
Worlds fair and do not want to be
robbed by the pirates that ipfest
Chicago, write to Crockwell's Infor-
nation Bureau at the above address
and he will furnish the necessary in
formation.
Lost-ln cemetery, Memorial Day,
plain gold chain bracelet, with pad
lock attachmant Finder by report
ing same 10 this Office will be referred
to owner, who will pay reward. j3
Waseca, MINI. Nov. %, 1890.
Mr.. NORMAN LITcHY, Des Moines,
Ia, DEAR SIR:-Please send us at
the earliest Que carton Krause's
Headache Capsules. We can't run
the machine without them. Send at
once, as We are out and oblige,
Yours truly,
m SUDDUTH & PRESTON.
For sale by Summers & Dauchy.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
Spring and Summer Goods.

John Henderson, representing
Wanamaker 81 Brown of Philadel-
phia the largest clothing and mer :
chant tailoring house in America will
be at the Arlington June 4, 5 and 6
and every two weeks thereafter with
line of Spring&Summer goods. Don't
miss this opportunity of getting your
clothing for one-half the usual price.
Perfect satisfaction guaranteed.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
Dog Owners Attention.

Owners of Dogs not having paid
their Dog tax are requested to do so
at once. All persons falling to do SO
will lie dealt with according to the
Ordinance having reference to Dogs.
WIN. KINNEY.
m30 City Marshal.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
The Ozark.
City Marshal

John Sweeny is now located at the
Ozark saloon, which he has fitted up
in style and restocked with first class
liquors and cigars. New billiard and
pool tables. m23tf
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
BentOn's Liniment.

Which has been used in Carson for
over twenty-five years, has saved
many an ache md pain to those who
know it It Is really intended for
horses but works with the same mag
ical effect on the human. 1t is a
powerful remedy and for rheumatism
is the king of the world. Aches
knocked out in short order. No
horseman should be without bot
tie. n6tf
Benton's Liniment for sale at all
drug stores.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
..The Monarch's Mammoth Edition.

120 pages in the Worlds Fair edi-
ton of the S. F. Examiner For
sale at Cagwin & Notewares for 20
cents. Send copy East to your
friends.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
Tobacco Users Smile Sometimes.

when told that tobacco hurts them:
their wives never do, because shat>
tered nervs. week eyes, chronic
catarrh aul 'ost manhood, tells the
story. If your husband uses tobacco,
you want him to quit, post yourself
about No-to-ba the wonderful,
harmless, guaranteed tobacco habit
cure, by sending for our little book
titled: Don't Tobacco Spit and
smoke your life away" mailed free.
Drug Stores generally sell MOTTO bac.
The Sterling Remedy &C., Indiana
Mineral Springs, Indiana. j19tf.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
STOCKS.

Yesterdays sales In the Sal
francisco Stock Exchange:
Yesterdays AFTERNOON BOARD.
Ophir l 60
Mexican / Is
Gould & Curry 20
Best Sc Belcher / %
Con. Cal. Va. l 80
Savage Go
Cbollar 80
Potosi 2 %
Hale & Norcross 90
Crown Point go
Yellow Jacket 40
Kentuck 10c
Confidence 20
Belcher / 90
Sierra Nevada 30
Bullion 90
Overman 10
Union Con. 80
Alta 15c
Utah 15c
Justice Zoe
Imperial 05c
Exchequer 10
Seq. Belcher 25c
Alpha loo
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06

Two fresh mich us with calves.
They can be purchased at very reas
enable figures. APPLY at Rail store.
1wa16
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
Our Beauty Contest.

The vote now stands as f lows:
Miss Neva Wilson.
Miss Ida Brule. ............
Miss VERNE Bright .........
Mrs Henry Morrison. ...... 4
Miss Ella Bender. ...........
Mrs P Dupuis. ..........
Miss Gertie Bowman .......
Mrs Sam Wright. ......... !
Miss Berta Thaxter. ..........
Miss Julia WATSON /
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
For Rent.

Parties desiring furnished rooms
for housekeeping should apply at tho
White House. Terms on applica-
tiun. j2tf
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
Pasturage.

On the K:rman ranches, which con-
tain over 400 acres situate one-half a
mile from town. Milk cows taken
and delivered daily. Terms So a
month. Season begins April LIST.
WILLIAM SMYTH,
lessee
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06
BEAUTY CONTEST.
NAME:
For Sale,

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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-06-06

A saloon located on the grounds of
the Cascade House a popular Lake
Tahoe summer resort. Apply to
Mrs. L. D. Clement Cascade House
Lake Tahoe. m18tf
ADVICE TO MOTHERS. Wins
lows Soothing Syrup should always
90 used for children teething. 1t
5ootheS the child, softens thegums,
allays the pain, cures wind collie
tndis the best remedy for diarrhoea
Twenty five cents bottle.