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St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

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THE GLOBE. st. Paul, Minn.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
People
Want


Bread.
The panic was created by confidence i'm
paired.
And the calamity howler, running at large,
got the people scared.
1t is thought that legislation can compose
the public mind,
Remove the bar, and the currents of trade
will their usual channels find
The nation is waiting, anXiouSly waiting, for
the law-enacting power
To exercise its sacred trust in this critical,
crucial hour
The mills are closed. the boilers are cold,
and the furnaces are dead,
And we hear the tramp of the hungry hosts
The hammer and tongs are idle. and the bel
lows stop their roar.
While the public servants, in congress- on
silyery pinions soar
In flights of brilliant rhetoric, an eminence
achieve
While the factory wheels are rusting, and
the spindles cease to weave;
y And numb are the sinews of commerce, akin
to palsied hand
While the specter of starvation stalks gauntly
through the land.
And the homes Of millions of freemeu are
filled with an awful dread,
For the frosts of winter are coming,
Bread
Frank NagraH.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

EVIDENTLY the silverites believe that
a half-dollar is better than full weight
coin.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
DAILY AND SUNDAY
SUNDAY ALONE.

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
l VT in advance. $1,000 mos, III ady..S %
d m in advance. 500 5weeksin adV. w
one month -. SJc.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

TIE present congress is yellow
enough 10 put the country on a gold
basis
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

THE heap big TALK is over in con-
gress. The clerk will call the roll.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
wHEN THE BOYS GOT BACK.

Respectfully dedicated to the boys-Archie
weight, George q Aettleton, Percy HOHgh-
ton ". n. Armstrong. T. l.. WaGn. Lester
Mabon, Z. u. ilAlbert, A. H. Paeet, ". Ii.
lardley.
When The boys went up to Tonka with their
sweaters. shells and oars
TO daily with the singles and the doubles
and the fourS;
That wise chap who i onto thingS-the man
wha; knows it alt
Remarked just softer vocey that their pride
would have a fall.
He criticised their methods; said their stroke
was rather long,
And for crew that meant 10 win the stvle
was worse than wrong:
Crude science w"isidn't count for shucks. for
rowin was kuaCk--
Gee, His job-iotS tu0a d tumble
When
the
boys
got
back
Well. The boys won ont at 'Tonka with CAV
aud festive ease,
That ind o. made old joh-Iots sort o. wobble
at the knees;
Then he started out to telin' how 1t ham
pened, and all thai,
Twas plain TO sec His Dotage" hardly knew
where he was at.
Wait till they go to Detroit,n he argued with
q vim,
Those lads down there in Michigan their
soaring wings will trim;
They'll find set of men there VINO will
sweep the whole darned track
Twas sight 10 see his lip drop
When
the
boys
got
back.
For day or two the old man wore a wet
cloth round his head,
And oscillated slowly 'twixt the armchair
and the bed;
He couldn't get himself to think the boys got
there through pluck:
When any one suggested that he Just grOwled
BULL bead Inck!'
When he read about the entries at Geneva he
was gay.
And ventured the opinion. Every dog will
have his day."
'sThey mean we'll those ST. Paul kids, but
there's somethin that they lack
And the old man simply went and died
When
the
boys
got
back
-MIcHAEL JOSEPH DoNNELLY.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

TITS long lane thatlhas no turning
and an iii wind that blows nobody good.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATE

DAILY (NoT INCLUDING sunday
/ VT in advance SS 90 3 M in advance .0o
q IN in advance. 4 90 weeks In adv. w
One month .7Uc.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

WEEKLY DAILY Monday "Wednesday
and Friday.)
" in ADVANCE 81 90 q mos. in adv..S w
months in advance. e. 81 Oo
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27


VT in advance. 50 90 mos. i'll adv. .50c
e m i'll advance. 90 l IN. in advance.2Oc
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One veal. ST. six no., 65c Three mo-, 35c
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
THE DAILY GLOBE

PUB LISHED EVE RY Y DAY
ATTHE GLOBE BUILDING,
CORNER FOURTH AND CEDAR STREETS.
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

| supposed children were the only
persons who were possessed to drop
everything dropable down under the
seats. find [ was mistaken. A full
grown man, who sat next to me, dropped
his hat on the ground. He Immediately
dropped himself in search of ii, but
swift as he was, he was not swift
enough. l fear he had fingered too
long measuring the distance with his
eye. There lay hat on the ground, but
his beautiful pancake. adorned with a
black RIBBON and a dancing-bear-lead-
ing string attachment, had been
exchanged for head covering that
looked as though, off and on, 1t
had served as dish-pan for all the ma
tives of the Emerald Isle on their ma
tive sod, and had then been brought
over and used for coal hod by the MUIR
ply family in this country. The poor
man had to take this highly colored
article OF go without any. He didn't
wait for the show to end, but quietl y
sneaked under the canvas and van.
ished into the moonbeams.
-
AS you calmly ride out In an early
street car how you elevate your aris-
tocratic nose at the pleoeian convey.
ances some people are using. 1t is diff
ferent when you are going home, then
| these same vehicles seem perfect hayens
of refuge. When yop come out from a
crowded tent. every bone aching, you
find all the street cars crowded and
every carriage engaged. Then is the
time you are only too pleased to sinh
! on a hsap Of grass on the boards osi
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27

George Francis Train is no longer
joke.-ChIcago Dispatch.
Oh, for glimpse of George Francis
Train after the ball was over, boston
St. Paul daily globe., 1893-08-27
a Fatal Objection.
ndiananolis Journal.

MICHAEL JOSEPH DoNNELLY.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-11-11
Qualities Of Geutlewomen.

Il is not easy to tell exactly what the
gentlewoman is or should he, for. simple
a. she appears, her constitution is COM
pick. She may I've misinterpreted. but
never by her own order. It's members al
ways recognize one another, whatever
their grade, the world over. And not by
sign or word, but by instinct. The cum
ningest counterfeit cannot deceive any Of
the true sisterilod who occupy palaces
and cottages. who wear crowns Of jewels
and crowns of thorns, who breathe the in
cense of fame and the air Of obscurity.
Their paths and fortunes are different, but
they preserve the same gait and tend to
the same point. sss
I On varied levels they are spiritually
eQual-without conceit or assumption.
They comprehend their own worth and
correctly measure their own altitude. Free
alike from envy and egotism, they have a
wholesome pride which binds them to their
duties and insures the highest esteem Of
their acquaintance.
They are always under certain obliga
lions, due to their order, and these they
never violate. and are never tempted to
because they Aow with the currents Of
their being. Untruthfulness or any kind
Of duplicity IL foreign to them. One may
invariably count upon their word and &C
cept their promise, which they are slow T.
give, ~ ons accepts the rising OF tomor
rows sun or the succession Of the seasons
--Junius Henri Browne In st. Louis Globe
Democrat
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-11-11

lunlln N Tons on INsfALLAnrrs. Best makes-
KIsIkk Lowest prices. Send for catalogue.
uuUVUWW. o. 0EAOB, BlDoa, Cal.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-11-11
hANslE's NEW YEARS DINNER.

Story of Small hoy who Ate Too
Much Fowl and Had No Room for Pie.
recall my first New Years dinner at
my grandfather's. Shall l ever forget III
l made myself ridiculous. and though but
. little shaver Of five or six my greed re-
manned u standing joke At all the succeed
ing family reunions.
It was, remember, u most bountiful
feast. can see that table nowi At the
head great gobbler sent up u mouth
watering saye-Onion steam, his hulkinx
sides shining NJ il vanished in delicious
brown. At the foot crouched u huge
haunch of venison, the intervening space
crowded with game and chicken pies,
every variety Of fresh vegetables, sauer-
kraut, pickles. barberry jelly. honey and
preserves. apple, pumpkin and mince PIES
cheese and sweet cake. On u side table ut
my grandmother's elbow stood pitchers of
cider aud shining metal pot filled to the
nozzle with the best Bohea tea, strong "a
lye
The sight Of the table was luscious, and
to Ike but child and obliged to eat stand.
ing. to he ''seen and not. heard" was hard
indeed; to wait II second table was simply
UNDESIRABLE.
WAS too bold and hungry to submit.
crowded in beside my mother. Engaged in
conversation and serving. she gave little
attention to my presence. while raided
her plate, my grandfather. by whom she
sat, repleniShiny it with sly twinkle of
the eye, rs fast ~ l devoured.
At length could eat no more. Distracted
by the sight of 40 many goodies" left un
tasted, broke out in "a disconsolate howl.
Everybody stared.
uuusio sus1 ~, ,r,otho- ss,vh.e,.
the matter?"
blubbered the louder
''Hansie," she repeated, I'm ashamed
q you. What is ity Does your teosh
aehe-swallowed bone,"
"Nooo m-s-a-m."
"Whnt does all you, them"
'I'm m-a-adp' blurted out.
"Oh, you naughty childr' aud she shook
me soundly.
Margaret Ann, mebbe he's SICK" said
ny grandmother. anxiousiy. from the
other end Of the table; then coaxingly,
"Hanse, come over to granny"
went, still clinging to turkey bone.
Tell granny what's the matter" she
whispered, kindly, AZ I wedged against her.
WAS ye crowded."
"Yes, ma-am; wa-..-s," I answered.
| well. wouldn't cry about it no more.
Got plenty Of room now, haven't ye'
There's u nice bit-a pigeon breast"
At that shrieked "Oh. deari oh. dear!''
IN a perfect fury.
"Stop, Hansie. this very minnit now, OF
I'll know the reason why" cried my
mother. jumping up and coming to us
do you feel sick' You hev eaten enough
to kill ye Does your stomach ache!"
mo, ma'aml'
what posters ye, them"
There, there, eat the breast. Hansie, y
urged my grandmother.
II ca-a-a-n't, granny" | roared. 'I-I.l
ea-a-nt. Ill amt got no place to-put-
it Boo-hool boo-hool want another
stomach. Boo-hooi boo-hoo! l hain't had
NO pie. nuther; nowheres to put it. Oh.
wisht got another stomach. Boo-hoo
boo-hool''
With quick grasp my mother hurried
her small glutton into the bedroom, and
- his screams testified. did her best at hi
reformation. not even my gentle grand
mother interfering. 80 strictly was parenta
authority upheld among the Dutch in ~
elden tyme."-Harper's Young People.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-11-11
KIDNEY TROUBLE.

Some most excruciating pain comes from
arrangement of the kidneys. This is the
testimony of Senator Henry G. Nelson of
New York a. to the value of ALLCocK's
Porous PLAsrERs in such cases:
"On the 9th of February. 1883, was
taken with violent pain in the region Of
the kidneys. l suffered such agony that
could hardly stand up. As soon as posi-
BILE applied two ALLcoCK's P0RoUs PLAs-
TIERS. one over each kidney, and lay down.
In an hour, to my surprise and delight, the
pain had vanished and l was well. wore
the plasters for day or two Is precau-
ton, and then removed them. have been
using ALLcoCK's Porous PLAsTERs in my
family for the last ten years, and have al
ways found them the quickest and best
remedy for colds, strains and rheumatic
affections. From my experience l believe
they are the best plasters in the world"
BRANDRETH's PILLS tone up the system
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-11-11
To Rebuild 81. Cloud.

Since the bombardment by the PrusHians
the once famous and favorite residence Of
the Emperor Napoleon III and his family,
known - the Chateau de Saint Cloud has
been In state Of dangerous dilapidation.
Moved by remonstrances and applicstions.
the chamber Of deputies voted recently .
sum OF 10000 francs for the complete do
struction and clearing away Of tho ruined
palace. The municipal councillors OF st.
Cloud are not happy, however. and In
solemn meeting assembled they resolved
formally to call upon the government to
build new chateau ON the site OF the old
one. The councillors urge that the place
could be utilized BY the president OF the
republic during the summer: Probably
mindful Of M. CARROTS predilection for
Foutainebleau. the worthy magnates OF
the riverside borough point out that u tns
chief OF the state objected 70 spend the
warm season In the proposed new chnkeau
the building could b turned into M
epum.-Paris Cor. London Telegraph
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-11-11

ally, and there's no reaction afterward. Con-
stpatiou, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, and
all arrangements Of the liver, stomach, and
bowels are prevented, relieved, and perma-
nently cured.
and the cheapest for they're guaranteed
70 give satisfaction or your money h ~
turned.
You pay only for the good you get.
Nothing else urged by the dealer, though
they may be better for him to sell, can b
just - good for you to buy.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-11-11
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

By local applications, rs they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There IL only one
tional remedies. Deafness II caused by an In
famed condition Of the mucous lining Of the
eustachian tube. When this tube ia inaamed
you have . rambling sound or imperfect hear
Ing, and when 1t is entirely closed deafness is
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hesring will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out Of ten are caused by catsrfh,
which is nothing but an indamed condition Of
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for cir.
culars, free. +. J. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, o.
~ Sold by druggists; rs cents.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-11-11

Professor Blattner. . German a1thorite
on entomology, says that some species Of
insects are 20 small that . number creator
than the total human population Of the
globe could be safely slowed away In N
ounco vial
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-11-11
ON THE OUTSIDE

THE OU1SIDE-
that is the best place
TO keep the huge, old
fashioned pill. just
as soon as you get it
inside, it begins to
trouble you. What's
the use Of suffering
with it, when you
can get more help
from Doctor Pierces
Pleasant Pelletsi
These tiny, sugar
coated granules do
you perm q n emt
good. They act
m3ldlv and n~t,,p
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-11-11
Not Of I.ste Years.

Customer-Have you felt slipPefss
Clerk-Yes, ma'am, but not Tor long
time now.-Yankee Blade.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-11-11
THE FOUNTAIN HEAD OF STRENGTH

When we recollect that the stomach Is the
grand laboratory in which food Is transformed
into the secretions which furnish vigor to the
system after entering and enriching the blood !;
1t is essential to keep this important supplying
machine in order and to restore IT TO activity
when 1t becomes inactive. This HOstetter's
ably, regulating and reinforcing digestion, pro-
noting due action of the liver and bowels.
Strength and Quietude of the nerves depend in
great measure upon thorough digestion. There
Is no nervine tonic more highly esteemed by
the medical fraternity than the Bitters. .Physi:
clans also strongly commend 1t for chills and
fever, rheumatism, kidney and bladder trouble,
sick headache and want Of appetite and sleep.
Take . wineglassful three times . day.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-11-11

The young man who works in a furniture
mandatory Is constantly +" turning over new
Leaf"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-11-11

"Isn't there something the matter with the
feet in this poem ?" said the editor. "Sir," re
piled the naughty man who stood by his desk
"I'm Q poet. not 4 chirOpOdist"
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-01-15

lows know Is well Is DO that il costs
money, lots Of il. to wish people merry
Christmas. Why, without moments
reflection any Of Us could string out =
long price list Of assorted merry Christ
masses, To wit:
Wishing elevator boy at your apart
nent house merry Christmas. from - TO
g.; wishing bah boy ditto. ditto; wish
iRg washerwolnan merry Christmas.
from 81 up; wishing elevator boy at
your o1lice building ditto. ditto. wishing
merry Christmas 10 your Office boy. one
extra weeks salary; wishing ditto 10
stenographer. ditto: wishing your waiter
az luneheon place merry Christmas, 81:
wishing your barber the same. change
out of the bill given up for Christ
mas shave: wishing merry Christmas TO
hostier who takes care Of your horse. -.
ditto to stable foreman. one box cigars.
t2.50'
AT every club we enter q Christmas
list stares Us in the face. and the old
doorman and the cali boys. the coat check
boy and the clerk keep one eye on the
list and the other on each entering mein-
Der until he has added his autograph TO
the growing collection. II fellow goes
to law school or medical school. he
finds the janitor waitiSs in the hall on
the last night before the Christmas re-
cess with subscription list tackled up
by the door and the gas lighter in his
hand as pointer wherewith to call at
tention TO it. / tell you there's no way
for single man in q big city to beat
this Christmas game. Talk about the
tariff being tax; it's nothing alongside
of Christmas. Money talks. and it's the
only kind of talk that goes in this merry
Christmas business.
''Of course a fellow does get present
from a best girl or two occasionally. but
he has more than to make it up by return
presents direct. or indirectly by flowers.
theater tickets. ETC. Christmas is awfully
one sided. The companies. clients and
patients who employ us fellows never
wish us merry Christmas in the New
York vernacular."
'No." said the man who was still star
ing dreamily into the fire; 1.-The only way
to get square with the game is to marry.
and then your wife will buy your pres
ents and have 'em charged to your &C
count"
And the back log snapped ont shower
of sparks in emulation of this brilliant
solution Of the dificulty.-New York
Tribune.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-01-15

Mile Christine. the 1.-TWO headed
nightingale" 1.-The colored wonder of the
world" etc., was born near Whiteville.
S. c., in the year 1851, of slave parents.
She, they or it is hardly monstrosity,
but rather phenomenon or freak of ma
ture. She has two busts and pairs OF
shoulders, two heads, four arms and four
legs, and, SO an anatomical examination
has proved. she has two hearts. two sets
of lungs and two sets of digestive Or
gans In fact. she is two distinct per-
sons blended into one at the waist.
Mentally she is certainly two, being
able to carry on two separate converse
tons on different subjects at one and
the same time. She is fine singer, one
voice being high soprano and the other
q clear toned contralto. She is highly
educated woman, or women, and speaks
several languages fluently, among them
German, French and Spanish.
She is without doubt the greatest or
one Of the greatest human wonders born
this century. her physical makeup being
wonder to the scientists and a puzzle
to the common people in general.-St.
Louis Republic.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-01-15


men folks and children II is often
question 10 strangers who visit on the
frontier II she ever gets a chance 10 eat
al al. Then the children are 10 be start
Ell of 70 school. and though the credit OF
their education falls 10 the father u "a
fha mother who does extra WORK that
they may 10. and who pulls then out Of
bed and starts them Of ia time every
morning.
The milk is 10 be strained and put
away, crooks scalded. butter ehurned.
and the dishes and chamber work still
wait Dinner and supper and afternoon
work take up her day. Then in their
turns throughout the week there is
washing, ironing. baking every other
day. scrubbing, sweeping, sewing and
mending. In harvest time she viii have
as many as fourteen to cook for and does
it all alone. IL Is seldom that farmer
feels that he can afford To hire help in
the kitchen. She has the vegetable gar
den 70 see TO. To brighten the dreari-
ness Of her life she has close 10 the sell
dom opened front door a bed of half
starved looking fowers-old fashioned
coxcomb, four-o'c clocks. grass pinks and a
few other cheerful looking plants that
will thrive under neglect. She makes
everything that her family wears except
or rest or self.
1t is in most cases her lot to welcome
a new baby every other year, and the
only time when help is employed to as
sist her is for period Of two or three
weeks when the. little stranger arrives.
The births of cle babies are about all
that vary the monotony of her life. Oc-
casionally death calls and takes from
her tired arms little life and leaves in
its place an added pain in her heart. She
Is old and tired out ut thirty.
When her daughters reach the age ut
which they could assist her the dreary
prospect of a frontier life appalls them,
and they seek employment in town.
Nothing in her house is of late improve
ment. Her washboard is of the kind her
mother used, and her churn in its heavy,
clumsy build shows that it belongs to
the same date. Improvement stalks all
over the farm and leaves no trace in the
kitchen. Her pleasures are few. The
satisfaction that she is doing her best
seems to be all that rewards her. She
is heroine in calico dress, wrinkled
and stoop shouldered-a woman with a
burden, who never complains. Late at
night, when all the members of the
family are in bed, light will shine out
across the prairie from the family living
room. 1t by this light the farmers wife
is doing her mending and sewing, and it
will shine out long after the occasional
travel that way has stopped, and no
one but the one that blows it out knows
at what hour the patient burden bearers
labors cease. FRANCES L. GARSIDE.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-01-15
sMeRRY CHRISTMAS IN THE AIR."
A Club Man Who Thinks It Costs . Good
Deal to Give That Greeting.

A Club Man who Thinks It Costs . Good
Deal to Give That Greeting.
Old Marley may or may not be az dead
as doornail. but this is not Christmas
carol. And yet it happens to be about
Christmas. There were a lot of young
men in various indolent attitudes abou.
the loafing room of Fifth avenue club.
They ali belonged TO a class of young
men who frequent the clubs for the re;a-
son that they can get there a month and
fifteen days credit for what they eat.
drink and smoke. and thus are enabled
10 live month and half ahead of Their
incomes. The oldest member Of tho
group was reading one Of those alleged
humorous periodicals. which blossom out
in the holiday season with fearfully and
wonderfully illustrated legends, satirical
Christmas stories and pithy maxims Of
the peace on earth. good win toward
men order.
The man who wrote that was either
a chump or a liar. asserted the reader
Suddenly, throwing down his paper.
What did be writer asked man
who was staring AZ the ernbers II the
open ere.
Why. the Poor Richard. OF King Solo
man. on Martin Upper who runs q col
ann Il aphoFisms IN his blooming papar
says.
IL doesn't eost any money TO wish
people a merry Christmas.
sSow that s.siios las never lived In
New York ia aloHt tie social rat along
which Ne are grinding, OF II ne has he's
xillfslls snsTessins the truth. You -.