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The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01
All.FOOls Day.

Prom time long beyond the memory Of
the "oldest inhatitant," the first day of
April has been deemed to give license for
practical jtkes to any extent. In the Mid
die Ages and down to the latter part Of the
eighteenth century tho peasantry Of Europe
celebrated All Fools Day by gatherings in
some church, choosing a bishop or arch
bishop or pope Of fools, performing such
bur lesq"es On religious ceremonies 'ns
would now be thought highly improper, if
not sacrilegious 1t is said there is fool
born into the world every minute, and the
literature of all centuries is sprinkled with
illusions 70 them. Carlyle said that the
population OF Great Britiau was thirty mil.
lion people, "mostly fools" This was dys.
Fpepsia run mad-bnt almos. all persons
are foolish about some things. Sometimes
it does not make any important difference
! but there are matters in which it is fatal to
be foolish or fooled-and one Of these il
the selection Of railroad when you travel
You will he preemintley wis. if you always
choose the Burlington Route when travel
ing' for 1t goes every where and has the &C
commodatins.
For tickets via this popular line, call Of
nny ticket agent of this or connecting lines
Or address W. J, c. Kenyon, Gen. Pass
Agent, St Paul, Nihn. ''@s< ~7.,~~ r.
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Rheuma tisn Quickly Cured.

Three days ls very short time in which
to cure bad case Of shsumatism; bot il
can be done, if the proper treatment IL
adopted, as will BE- seen by the followin,
fro p. Jane Lambert, Of New Brunswick
H.: II was badly aaiced with rhsuna
tisni in the hips and legs, whom bought a
bottle Of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. Il
cured me in three days. I am all right TO-
day; and would insist on every one who Il
afflicted with that terrible deseass to- use
Ceamberlain's Pain Balm and got we'll Al
once" SO cent bottles for sale by; ;Bot,in:
eau Drug stork. ~
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01
K5ll|lH!!I1

Great Northern Time Table.
No. SO LEAVES Bottineau Mondays and
Fridays at o:25 o'clock q. IN. arriving at
Rugby Junction at 1915 p. M. RETURN
ING to Bottineau same days.
LEAVES RUGBY JUNCTION at 2:l5
p. m. arriving at Bottineau at p, m
Makes connection at Rugby Junction for
east and west. Baggage checked for all
points in United states and Canada. Trains
than by any other line. Also shortest >rout e
to all Pacific Coast points. For any infor
nation, call on ticket agent, Bottineau.
F SAUNDERS, Local Agent
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Cattle wanted to herd.

The undersigned will herd cattle and
horses the coming summer on the west side
of the Mouse River without coralling them
at night, taking advantage Of the large
tract Of grazing country thers is there
without settlement. Cattle 10 be labeled
with tin labels numbered to prevent dis
pute or loss. We will be in Bottineau al
the proper time, due notice Of which will be
given, to receive theD,.
'-'s' 4 L~porte & McPhee.
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" heat Al cents.

Wheat Al cents.
.soottie' brought in half car load oI
horses last evening.
Pete Ferguson, is back from the Grand
Forks University
Joe Pinkerton aud j. Brooks ore The
latest to be laid low.
New Groceries arriving ats Kinks every
train. -.
The Board of Co. Commissioners meet f.,
the regular quarterly work next Monday
MIR Anton Kornkvcn has teen appointed
treasurer of Eideswoll School Distrc in
place Of Mr.. JACOB Dalen, resigned.
Raphael DeAIars of Lordsburg rejoices
over the birth of fine specimen Of the
Genus homo. :
Mr.. Jerry Kelsey has invested in 1T and
will build q house short piece east aof ahs
Armony. 3
Hon. J. A. Perciral zanse mp on last
evenings train and is being greeted by his
numerous friends hero this aaHarning
Some of the residents of Town 1853, range
76 are endeavoring 10 have that township
formed into new School District.
Messrs Haacke ana srsldhng nre building
quite an addition to their livery barn. Four
box stalls appear at the extreme end.
+ Miss Emily White one Of Amity's br; ght.
est and N ost intelligent young maidens / as
returned from winters term at the Grand
Forks University. -. -
We see by the Grand Forks Plaindealer
that Joe Pmkerton and Dave Williamson
are going to the Pacific Slope to engage in
tue milling business. Wouldn't that ccIk
you? -
Seed drills have been going out wholesale
d1ring this week. From what we oar
learn there will not be so much wheat
sown this year as last but more coarse
grain.
Mr. Dougald Martin has sold his farm ir
the mountain to Mr.. Stowell and has rented
Mr.. John McIntoshs farm, on tho prairie
Mr.. McIntosh will go to Ontario for til,
summer TO visifhis aged father. -. IT,.
| Silver Cough Remedy best in USE
It is with pleasure we have heard Of th,
success Of MrAlex. G. Burr one Of our las
years teachers, at the University. A youn,
man Of Alexis untiring energy natural abil
lity and urbane manner will surely make hi
mark
The Misses NJ. u. and 4. L. Hill wk
havs been engaged as teachers in th
Fidelity District arrived last evening. The,
are bright looking young ladies and u
expect to hear Of their doing some excellen
educational work.
| Silver Herb for Blood. Liver, and Kidney
Dent 60 about With an air sugges.ivsze
- long felt want" but rather satisfy q,
want BY calling on J. R. Woods and indulge
in cup that e.ohecrs but not inebriatss
A fEes ERoz Of sweet wines, ciders. cigars
lssss.l soH haud. 81. 5..
| Tbs balmy dNys Of spring have come !
last and the waters cover the earth in III
Itown. The huge snow banks are gradusli,
lsinking. The small water courses aEsseyss
1cving ani the raging OAK is brim full
RoaAa are almost impassabls and fs,
Edsys ncre will make them entirely 50
IlaokJssds look demoralized and should b
attended, 10 i cnoe, before the refuse b
washed into The ground by tire srrinl
rains & to rise ii the form Of peisollos,a ga,
4 during lie hot ia VI of summer.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01
: - .-'F.a 7- n = 49, vrs.. N#a-.
A ,Noxettys at n H.fnaar.

The ladies' Of Vienna have at last in
venteda . novelty, with ragnfsa to fancy
fairs, which was as successful as It
was original. At a bazaar, which was
held at the Musilvereinsaal, nothing
but game was sold Stag and chamois
had their antlers gilt and tied up with
ribbons; hares, rabbits, aud pheasants
We're piled in profusion within great
bowers made from tw,ncd boughs.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01
Paper aos Worn by rari. Ao.re..s ;,

Paper 1 400 Worn by raris Actresses.
I Paris actresses, 1t is said, wear paper
lace. which by night looks as delicate
ss the best Of real lace, while it costs
bNt q tribe To wear an expensive lot
of.l whish may be ruined in ono
eyening, ID considered the height Of
folly q. 49, .sss. ss.
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ssabseribe for the PIONEER. Only
ons dollar year. Fl
tn Hoos,ersv1snt th. He.t.

4. ''Ths psople Of this siesaity insist on Lay-
Ing chavbsrlain's caugh Bemcdy, and do
not want sny other" s.yt John v. Bishop.
Of Portland Mills, Indiaas. That-is right.
They know il to Be superior . any other
for colds. snd a q preventive and cure for
Group, snd 1hy ahould they not insist upon
having it1 80 esa. bs,tIts for sale by Bett-
inean Drny Store
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01

Teachers Wanted.
Wanted: Three Teachers holding End
grade certificates, for Amity school district,
Bottineau Co. for term Of six months.
For good, experienced teachers good salaries
will be paid. Apply, stating experience,
and salary expected, to
P. H. DRowN,
Clerk Amity
Sch ool District.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01
Mothers en- d ton

MOtneFs' OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
We are acquainted with many mothers in
Ccnterville who would not be withou,
anberlain's Cough Remedy In the house
TO" good many times it's cost. and are re-
commencing it every day. From personal
experience we can say that it has broken uF
bad colds for our children -Ccnterville
Citizen. so cent bottles for sale BY 8"ttin-
eaue Drug Store,
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01
Henry Watson.
Herd Notice.

On and after May LIST the undersigned
will be prepared to receive cattle for heard
ing. Terms Cows and bel ers 81 so other
cattle Sl.OO Cattle will he taken from
Bol,ineau every Monday NOON during May
W. e. Gourlay.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01
CLOSING OUT SALE.

cash. A. MoBain.
Call on W. H. Kirks for fresh fsh.
Mr.. P. r. Ferguson and his wife have
returned from Ontario.
Butter. eggs and vegetables wanted at
Kinks for cash or trade.
Q lite number Of new settlers are arriving
from Manitoba to join Jucle SANS domin-
ions here.
MIR. Bckel living west Of Willow City
made US a very slsasant call this week
lie was up for school supplies.
Charley Corridor was called away sudden
ly yesterday morning 10y telegram to Mimi.
| where his wife's life is despairei Of
Mr.. Alva Kelly hns rented his farm west
of town to one Of the Albertson Bros from
| the river. MIR Albertson has tired Of hauling
wheat 50 far to market.
Nv. F. Shelley, .. first class teacher
from Minnesota, arrived in town Monday
last. He will likely te engaged by the
Peabody school district
Mr.. and Mrs. II. Sylvester, and their
daughter Maggie drove up from Willow
City on Wednesday last Miss Sylvester
will be a guest at Mr.. A. MoBain's for
about month 4
JOHN Davis sold the last Of his horses
here and has left for another car load. He
will select this lot himself and expects to
be hack about the 18th Of April
! The crltivat ed tracts Of School Lands in
this county will be leased on Thursday next
| April 9th, from 10 a. IN. to p. m. by the
local Board. Notice may he seen at the
Court House, Post Office aad Dug Store
A new book agent appeared in town this
week, ncl one Of the cheeky. case hardened
ones, but q shy modest maiden and her,
| please do subscribe for one" was hard TO
Eresist especially as the Book was the Life Of
1ames G. Blaine.
On March 25th, At the residence Of the
groom, by the Rev N o. Field, Mr.. John
C. Setter was united in the holy bonds of
matrimony to Miss Ingeborg Myhr. Both
are residents of the Eideswol district. We
extend our best wishes.
| Inquiries are coming every week regard
ing land in this county, the latest being
from Portsmouth Ohio. Now is the time
for men to come, for land will soon double
il value. 1t is selling now all the way
from SIS to SO quarter section.
Dr. Hunter is doing good business in one
corner of>the ,dryg store, which h"s been
temporarily transformed into. . dentists
Office. We believe the a e. Nervs. Pesna
saves many fhrob of PAIN AMI relieves
1ts4t6 extraction of most Of its dread: He
leaves far willoyeby&sR ssohasy next. !
A side walk should be built TO the station
Cor. Msa Sk asraah as psible and Ave
1 Sin. pat In, ,three at TIE intersection OF
7 Main and 9TH Streets and two at tie inter
section Of Main and 9th SITS. No sidewalk
and mud= ankle deep from the station eto th'
hotel gives strangers very had'impressio,
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01
Herd Notice.

| will take cattle to herd on and after
MAY lst. Ranch half mile helow Robert
Auld's place. Finest grazing place for
cattle on the Mouse River. Cattle will be
well cared for.
Henry Watson
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01
A Correction.

{: II our last eusrIerly report the follow
ling item appeared: "Aitorney by order
of cour. ,s223a 81 Ihisxwaat>a Is. mistake Il
sha,ld have read paid for road damages
S222.' 80, J. G. Tuoxpsos, Co. Auditor.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01
ThorouRhbrad Rnlls for Sale.

Thoroughbred Bulls for Sale.
One years Of age and the other one
year in May. Will sell cheap tor cash OF
will take stock in exchange.
H. r. Russell.
Sec. ii TIP. 1872 Rg. 76.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01
Teacher w d.

Teacher w anCGQ.
For Willow Vale School District. Hold
ing 2nd or Ord grade certifatc. six months
term. Stale experience and wages wanted,
School is half mile south Of Omemee. APP
ply to
| Jons CUDH,E,
Willow City.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01
Teachers Wanted.

Teachers Wanted.
Two teachers holting Second or Third
grad certificates are wanted for the Oak
Greek School district Duties to Commences
April 10Th Applications will be received by
the undersigned up TO April 4th.
D. J. Macarthur,
Clerk
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01
Minneapolis Binders and the
celebrated Woods Moving Ma
chine. Advance, Minnesota Chief
and j. I. Case Threshers.
Rushford Wagons.

Gate City Buggies and Road Wag-
ons, Hodge Headers and Acme
Stackers and Bull Rakes, j. I.
Case and Flying Dutchman Plowe.
The Aermotor Wind Mill and q
full line of Pumps.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1893-04-01
A side walk she

q = sHt
sing put In ,Fhree at TIE intersection OF
Main and 9th Streets and two at tie inter,
section of Main and 9th s's.- No sidewalk
and mud ankle deepLfrom the station eto the
hotel gives strangers very had'i impression
Of our enterprise.
The Penn's Grove record., 1893-11-10
Tho Bicycle.

A physician writes to medical con.
temporary as follows about cycling:
"a wheel that sells now must be
very light, the brake and all super
luous appliances that weigh a drachm
must be left of; 1t must be high
geared, with high seat and low
handlc-b bar. That Is the model bicy-
Gle OF to-day. Such a wheel is I'M
safe to coast upon, so much so that
coasting is out of fashion. To ride
one of these bicycles. one must get a
big hump on his back and assume q
very uncomfortable position. / have
a m1chine with the handle bars high,
so that l can sit perfectly erect, in
the most natural POSITION; and / am
not ex~asgera'ing when / say that II
tires me more to ride twenty miles
In a carriage than it does to ride my
wheel that distance. My advise is
never to ride a wheel that you can
not sit erect upon, and always avoid
too violent or prolonged exercises II
promotes deep breathing better than
climbing hills"
The Penn's Grove record., 1893-11-10
Color q

The art Of photographing colors
seems to be progressing in a very en-
c~ouraging manner. The color photo.
graphs OF NJ. Lippmann, which OK
| cited so much interest a year or Sc
ago, have recently been surpassed BY
the achievements of NJ. Louis Lu.
miere. NJ. Lumiere, whose name 10
| English c slight, "has succeeded
In preparing gelatinobromide plates
which give, with an exposure of hall
an hour, a Photographic r%eproduc.
tion of the natural colors Of objects
An exhibition Of his work was
made before the COMMITTEE Of the
! Photo Club OF Paris at their June
meeting, NJ. Lippmann being present
as the presiding officer. Photographs
were shown exhibiting In their nat,
ural hues boxes, colored cloths, fans,
japanese screens, flowers and land
scapes.
The landscape photographs aroused
the greatest interest The delicacy
Of tint; which they exhibited was
quite astonishing. All the shades
and gradations of color in the grass
and trees. the sky, the fields, and the
houses were reproduced with extTaor.
binary faithfulness and ~clearness
The gain in time of exposure
achieved by NJ. Lumiere Is In itself
q great advance, Former methods
of photographing colo.s have re-
quired exposures Of not less than an
hour and a half or two hours; but it is
hoped that the thirty minutes re-
quired by N. Lumiere's process will
room be greatly shortened.
The French are particularly inter.
ssted in the progress which color
photography is making in their coun-
try. They call 1t the completion OF
the invention of Daguerre. and are
eager to see it brought to perfection
by their compatriots. 1t does not
matter, however, whether it is a
Frenchman. a German, an English.
man Or an American who shall first
make color photography the common
property of mankind; In any event he
will win the gratitude Of all nations
The Penn's Grove record., 1893-11-10
The First Elevator.

We are now informed that the
"llft' or elevator" the apparatus
which take us from the ground floor
to the top of the house in a few sec
onds is not a modern invention. say
a Brussels paper. An ingenious
continuance OF a similar nature was
constructed in the middle OF the seven
tenth century, in Paris, by a man
named Velayer, who called his in
vention a flying chair. Velayer's lift
was not merely a toy; it became very
fashionable among rich people on
account Of its utility. 1t was simply
a chair attached to a rope, which was
passed over a pulley-or something
which did duty for one-4nd had a
weight at its other end to'counterbal-
ance the chair and the occupant II
continued In fashion until q mishap
occurred to the Kings daughter at
Versailles. On one occasion the ma.
chinery failed to work when she was
half way up, and there she stuck for
three good hours before she could be
rescued by her servants, who had to
break away the wall to release her.
"Flying chairs" were not much used
at the court afterwards
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Rerso,f for Reioicing.

When Wesley and Nelson vert
travelling through Cornwall, from
ommon to common, preaching TO 4
Ieople who heard willingly, but sell
iom or never protfcred them the
'llghtest act OF hospitality, they were
frequently hungry.
They ware defined some time al
st Ives because OF the illness OF one
,f their companions; and their iodg'
ing was little better than their rare.
"All that lime" says Mr.. Nelson,
MIR. Wesley and I lay on the noor;
he had my great-coat for his pillow,
md l had Burkitt's Notes on the
New Testament for mine.
AFTER being here near three weeks,
1ne morning, about three o'clock, ME-
Wesley turned over, and finding noe
wake, clapped me on the SIDE, say,
ng, Brother Nelson, let us be oil
.ood cheer. We have much TO re-
oice In. 1 have one whole side yet,
Tor the skin is only of on enc side''"
The Penn's Grove record., 1893-11-10
KNOWLEDGE
sometime

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life moro, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fever7
and permanently curing constipation;
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
eSyrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man.
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
CO. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup Of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accent any substitute if offered.
The Penn's Grove record., 1893-11-10
He Happened to Know Her.

swell by George!" he said to a
fellow.passenger on the rear platform
Of a Baker street car, ''but Of all the
outlandish hats lever say on a woman
that takes the cake! l mean that
woman near the front door on the
right"
Eyes, she looks like a fool" replied
the other.
Tho idea of a woman 40 years old
getting such a hat as that must make
all her relatives tired"
"Yes. it probably does"
II wonder if she has any idea how
homely she isl" continued the first,
who seemed greatly put out
mot a bit of it. She imagines
she's real pretty and stylish. That
sort always does"
"Pretty! Stylish! Why, you might
travel for a month and not find an
other such homely woman, aud as for
her style she looks as if she had come
out OF the woods"
"Yes. you are right"
IF my wife was such a chrome as
that I'd leave her. Even the chill.
dren grin as they look at her."
"Her husband has threatened to
leave her, but it did no good" quietly
replied No. ,.
"0h! then you know him?"
eyes"
Here occurred a painful pause,
lasting a full minute, during which
the two men avoided looking at each
other. Finally No. / made a great
effort, and said:
maybe you are the husband him.
self?"
"Yes, Pm the one," answered No.
2, sand II it won't make no great
difference to you we'll change the
subject and talk about the weather.
Do you think we've had rain enough
for corn and potatoes?"
But No. l saw a man on the cor.
ner who owed him So or something
or other and hurriedly jumped off tc
collect 1T and get down the side street.
Free Press.
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Kicked by Proxy.

Ambassadors occasionally still hold
tightly to some privileges which are
hardly in keeping with the spirit OF
the age. Not only ENJOYS themselves,
but their servants also, are free from
arrest In countries 20 which they arc
sccredited, and an assault committed
or an envoy's servant is regarded as
an injury to the envoy himself. Thus,
in 1870, baron Turgot, tho French
ambassador at Madrid, wroteNjndig-
nantly to his government: II have
this day received a kick In the back
of my servant" The lattsrIhad been
molested In the riots that followed
the overthrow of Isabella IL, but
an apology and fine were, demanded
pretty mpch as II the minister him
self had been Kicked axa5xa=xn
The Penn's Grove record., 1893-11-10
One of the First Families.

Several years ago there was an old
family In Pennsylvania named Roth.
Indeed the long line of Roths was
about all the family had to show by
way of distinction, and so much did
they make of the long branches Of the
family tree and the Niagara Of blue
blood that had in centuries past
coursed through their veins that peo-
Pile of the more recent generations
really began to think these Roths
were of some account.
One evening there happened to be
a party In the little town Of M
and, besides the great Roth family,
the guests numbered among Others
young DR.. Sharp. He vas a popular
and rising physician. and considered
by matchmaking mammas a particu
larry desirable catch.
Mrs. Roth had four manageable
daughters, so at the first favorable
opportunity she cornered the young
doctor and sought to impress upon
him the importance Of her wonderful
family.
"dWhy, Doctor" she said, 1--WE all
came over in the Mayfower; SO ]
know you will not think me bold in
asserting that the Roths are really
one Of the first families"
Pardon me-" replied the young
physician, 'but I have no hesitation
In saying that your family enjoys
even a greater distinction"
20, DOCTOR" gushed the old lady,
giving herself a congratulatory hug
on her coming triumph. ''Indeed,
| you flatter me-"
"Not at ALL" he replied, 'for l
know you are the first family"
"Who tole you that, dear doctor?"
1.-The Bible" he replied revereutly,
'for it says the Lord was Roth
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