The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1893-06-28
All Sorts.

Charleston will have trades display
ON July A.
The 1. o. o. F. hold their election to-
morrow night.
Squirrels can not be lawfully killed
until after July 1st.
The raspberry crop has taken the
place of the strawberry.
Green goods men have been working
Lincoln county veterans.
The Infanta has sailed. for Spain, and
her baggage consists 525 trunks.
The only bright spot left by some men
is the secured place on the chair.
The B. & o. report shows net gain in
earnings of sS7 .5ss over last year.
Charleston young men will organize a
new company of the National Guard.
A man may itch for office, but it is
the voters right to do the scratching.
"I'm in pretty pickle" the fly said
when he fell into jar of red cabbage.
The caterPillars have already begun
their destructive work on the fruit trees.
A valuable ore supposed to be gold,
has been discovered in Preston county.
girls conversation must appear
howery when she talks through her
hat"
The Elks will give their closing social
session Thursday night, at their club
rooms.
Some kind of disease among the cat
tie in Hampshire county is killing them
off fast.
Fifty thousand dollars worth OF bust
ness buildings are being erected at
Weston.
When crate of crockery falls through
an elevator shaft it's little the worse
for the ware.
You can't scare the summer girl by
telling her that there's tyrotoxicon in
in ice cream.
They make the man in charge of a
steam fog horn do considerable whis-
Ting for his pay.
The Worlds Fair management is not
at all like the oyster. the oyster knows
when to shut up.
There is something wrong with the
mans head who falls down on the same
banana skin twice.
Montgomery was chosen Saturday, at
the convention as the seat of justice
for Fayette county.
A child was killed by swallowing lye.
Many men swallow lies daily without
disagreeable effect.
They say that Maxwell has sharpened
his ak and spit on his hands. We want
to see HIM a-sweating.
A good many married men are very
happy cater the Bawl is Over" especi-
ally on a warm night.
The total valuation of taxable prop
erty in Peasants county, both personal
and real, is 81, 100000
Brooklyn printers will celebrate on
July 3 the 2OOth anniversary OF the in
PRODUCTION of printing.
Last Saturday all the prisoners in the
Gilmer county Jail escaped by saving
the hinges off the doors.
An honest man will regret that he is
not as good as a woman, instead OF pre-
tending that he is better.
In the summer perhaps we can turn
the big postage stamps wrong side up
and use them for fly paper.
This is the season of the year when
every man would like to have bit of
the seashore in his backyard.
A burglary has been committed at
Ayres, but the local paper says: "The
miscreants or ants are spotted"
A great many in this vicinity are
waiting for reduction in railroad fare
before they will go to the Worlds Fair.
A Georgia editor declares he "lost all
he had" in bank failure. Did the
river bank cave in on his fishing tackle?
e ats wise monarch" said the man
who abdicated precarious throne, "who
knows enough to come in out of the
reign"
Two hundred and seventy-fve lambs,
raised in Monroe county, were recently
shipped that averaged 81 pounds in
weight.
Robert A Travis, one of the best
families in Morgantown, was sentenced
to two-year term in the penitentiary for
forgery.
Capt. Robert Agnew is said to be the
youngest Captain that ever had charge
of so fine steamer as the Hudson. He
is but 2G years old.
II letters are addressed across the
folds on the back of the envelope, it
cannot be opened by an unauthorized
person without your knowledge.
A Florida man, on retiring a few
nights ago, heard strange noise in the
room. Investigation proved that the
noise was made by a large alligator.
An Ohio man "played ghost and en-
deavored t, brighten friend. The
friend had pistol and now the "ghost''
is laid up for repairs, with a bullet in
his leg.
The school exhibitions are OYER;
Mary's little lamb has been turned out
to Craze; the boy has left the burning
deck and curfew won't ring again nntil