New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-11-23
Philadelphia tailor is making an overcoat 70
a customer which is to cost $500.

Philadelphia tailor is making an overcoat fss
a customer which is to cost $780,
The nce.-Teacher-Tommy; have you loun s
out the difference between republic ana mon'
Tommy-I asked paw about it; and he says tn:s
ihev RESPECT them and in republic they obey the
bosses cause they can't help n"-unoia"aPo~
Journal.
In cleaning the Goddess Of Liberty the otneT
day. which is poised on the highest pinnacle OK the
Texas State Capitol. local paper says 1t was
discovered that swarm Of bees had MADE the~
home in the hollow head Of the goddess, using the
rostrils as an entrance. and had filled II half run
~ honey. Here is another proof OF the old adags
that liberty is sweet.
Two OF Kind-He-You've seen people stano'
ing in line at a stamp window waiting the'r 'uin
haven't you?
and tries TO- crowd in ahead of ell the others ITO
always woman? Ia. ...h,v n, IN. man
Because s nrowd tne in ahead Of the women when
he boards a train."-(Chicago Tribune
QUEEN ILLS VERSION.
After the coup Is over.
After old Dole's undone,
There will be heaps OF pol,
Purchased with Spreckels's mon.'
Cleveland will never fail me.
Willis will me through
I shall be wearing my crownlet
After the coup.
n,mcr,t Order.-A man with a bald spot On
tho e ton of his head and very little hair on t ny
sides OF his cranIm S ensora ap artist had shaved
him. the customer was asAeu'
.IIow will you have 1t cut, sT: :.,,,a
football style."-(Pittspurg S"'oi"e'e'
Some editors get so in the habit OK using the WON
"bvalye' when they mean "oyster that they graz
,.au,, ,osa sight of the meaning OF the word Al
otbar a
= ,hola In the course OF which 1t remarked At.es
,outing water high in the air. the gigantic oiVa's
disappeared from view.
WITH APOLOGIES TO ONE GOLDSMITH
Sv,rt Midway liveliest village OF the PLAIN; .u,,
Where glib-iongued takers heeced the "usu.s
Where sueless youth its longest visit paid
And aged handles went on dress and ease
Where vTte swarthy donkey-boys got fat on fees
How Oft the SSdy 6 5nsonT thy ss tSScroushfare
Deserted Midway. Desoate. forlorn! :, ..o,,,
"s short weeks ago the home OF mrth. 49,
And now thou art the deadest spot on earn T,h.
The general inventory OF the famous Bioliotnequs
! Nationale-National Library at Paris-was u.ss
in 1875 1t has just been finished uhaer INC u ~,
ton Of NJ. Marcha:, assistant horar'a"' ,'.
,sr,orv shows that the Bbliotheaue Nationals
,rhch 10 70 France what the British Museum Is
england contains in its collections 2'i'ooo vo..
umes without mentioning the provincial newspspe'
Of France, which are not yet in bound ior"'
Right in the swim.-Mrs Higheigniesamgnas%Hs wv
had your monogram put on yoHr her debut int
sao,e,y, Yas indeed. And l had 'R y V: ~.
put rs with it, just like your lovely invitation" '''''
-tChicago Record
William Hecker. strong man OF Aus"''r 49,
can move freight car with MS r., roaA
h,rh ,,.Lo continues the officials OF tnat roas
ought to employ William
As a Measure OF Economy.-"Hot cnes,""''
III !. ,raatcorner merchant suggestveiy ,w
no, What do want of your hot ehe wbo was
rctorted the chrysanthemum young "'a" "'
put em in your overcoat pockets rds warm
the merchant after him. keep YOU, .s oSiP q
| save YOU weeks salary IN puyin
! goyes!"-(Chicago Tribune