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uHo Oiele aubere Sarsaiu-Y -Yoften.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08

An amusing story is told of one of
Baltimore's debutantcs, who, although
well lowered with physical attrac-
tions, was somewhat deficient in lit
crary knowledge. Before one of her
first dinner parties she was told tina t
She would he taken in to dinner by Mr..
r. Now said Miss DIS moth
er, "Mr. F. is much interested in
historical subjects; therefore, to make
him think YOU agreeable, start dis
cussion in history. Do you under
stand?" Yes. mamma" At dinner
that evening Mr.. +, bending over,
told Miss D. he heard that she had
been quite the belle Of the last german
such dancing, such gown, such
flowers" etc. yes, yes" said the
trembling GIRL and then, with burst
of confidence: But. oh Mr.. =.
wasn't it sad about Mary, queen of
Scots?'-Boston Gazette
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08

er two, tryin' ter find der ladder, an
der mex miDnit er man begun ter
shoot der air full er holes, while l
skinned up der ladder an didn't wait
fer nothin' but jest picked up an
busted erlong dem roofs like 1 was
tryin' ter ketch der las boat fer Para
adise; an der Teller was right after me
wit his gun, an more er dem begun ter
come up tru' der skylights. an l was so
blamed ratified dat l didn't notice
nothin'
"Perty soon / come ter er house
dat was shorter den der res, an
went down K'wam! bout ten feet an
tied err couple err knots in me back
bone an wrenchcd me brains so
dey wouldn't work for err minnit er
two; but as soon as 1 could git me
quarter showers under me I lit out
ergin, cause it seemed like dere was
bout twenty guys chinnin' on der roof
right over me head.
81 hid behind cr chimley an watched
an pcrty soon l seen dem git or ladder
Xix dcy was goin' ter follcr, an didn t
wait fer no more, but jes' keep on at
der same ole gait till I come ter or
place where dc mex roof was bout
twenty-five foot down. an | tout | was
up or stump cause 1 could hear dem
runnin crlong on der tins behind me;
but when looked over der edge | seen
or water pipe runnin' down, and did
mt lose no time but took holte'n it an
slid ontcr der roof below.
Den | run over ter der odder side
Der mex buildin' was or tall wan an
dere want no pipe to go up on. an
begun ter tinll dcre want no use ter do
nothin' but jest set down an wait fer
Sumpun ter turn up, er talk err drop:
but heard der bloltes' dat was after
me sayin' dey was goin' ter tie er coup
pie er ladders tergedder, so, tout
was er goner dis time, sure.
Den went over ter der edge er der
roof an looked round der corner an
seen dere was err winder wide open in
der mex house.
81 jest reached round an got holt err
der sill, den swung loose, an it near
pulled der shoulder out 'en me, but
KEEP er holt, an managed ter pull
mesel in an shet down der windcr.
''Ev'rythin' was dark as 1'ophct in
side, but l could feel some curtins an
stuff hangin round an heard some
wan talkin Xix dcy was maxim cr
speech, an den | heard dem clappin'
der hans an tout I'd busted inter err
teater er err prayer mcetin' an didn't
care but er darned little which $
longs l got CT way from der odder
gang.
Il keep shy back on der curtins fer or
spell, an heard der Teller 'spontin
bout sump'um-lcss see; what was dig
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08

he was BLOWN bout? IIor on Ell
minute! Tehoss-er-fst. OATS what
it was. Bout CT gang or some kind
or 'hoodoos dat lived ermongst
der Him-erliar mountains, wherever
dat is, an dat dey was able ter make
themselves jest like dey was dead, an
den derc spirit, err whatever it was
would go cat-snoopin' crround 'mongst
human bein's, playn' tricks, putin
up jobs an sich kinder monkey bust.
ness, while dcrc carcasses was way
back dere somewheres layin' on er
shelf, restin' up fer err nudder russell
wit bcin' crlive
We'll, layd dere quite err spell
list'nin', but didn't take much stock
into his yarns anyhow; but fore long
heard him say dat he tout he'd bring
wan er dem what's-name tings dere
jest ter show people dat he know'd
what he was talkin' erbout
'Giminy" says ter myself, "I'd like
ter git me gogs onter wan err dem
cusscs jest fer luck An l begun
crawlin' erlong back er der curtins ter
see could git or look tru' or hole
somcwhercs
Fore long ! found wan, an could
see her fellcr dat was talkin' an spill.
in his face round dere, an den
heard him say dat desc tings was al'us
dressed peculiar an come in wit CT
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08
ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA.
Sumptuous Preparations for Their Din
ncrs Always in Progress.

Sumptuous Preparations for Their Din
ncrs Always in Progress.
The dinners which Antony and
Cleopatra gave in Alexandria seem to
have been almost unrivaled for pro-
fusion. \ certain phildas, who had
some acquaintance with the chief
cook. was invited by him to come and
see the sumptuous preparations; and
his account of what he saw has been
handed down to postcrty.
In the kitchen he admired the pro-
digious variety of all things; and, see
ing eight wild boars being roasted
whole before huge fires which glowcd
like furnaces. he naturally remarked
Surely you have Il large company to-
day" The cook laughed at his simplic-
ity. "No," he said, covers are laid
only for twelve, but every dish must
be served up just roasted to turn. If
it is but Il single minute overdonc or
UNDERGONE it is spoiled. Now it may
be that Antony will dine this moment;
maybe an hour hence; he may call for
wine, or begin to talk, and put it off;
so that 1T is not one, but several din
ners which must be held in readiness,
since it is impossible to know when
Antony will give the order" Which
reminds us of the fowls Napole-
on's cook was obliged to keep
on the spit, in order that one might
always be served up when his capri
cious master chose to dine-All the
Year Round.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08
a Little Management

Minks-Say, Winlls, my wife tells me
that new servant girl you have is n
thief, and you'd better be on your
guard.
Winks-I suspected us much; been
missing all sorts of things; but she's so
efficient and respectful, my wife won't
get rid of her.
Minks-She'd send her flying if you'd
use little management.
WinlSs-What shall | do?
Minl<s-kiss your wife in the dark
some night, and pretend you think it's
the servant grin. Y. Weekly.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08
HE BECAME A "HOODOO."
Couldn't Stand Cats and Now He
Likes Them Still Less.
against His VIII He Made Hit-In His
Own Way He Narratcs His Advcn-
lures on the Roofs and Be-
hind the Scenes.
icopYnrcur, 1897

"Dcrc amt no use err talllin'; can't
stan cats" said Sandy McCloud, the
politician, as he touched match to
the other end of steamboat regalia,
and began to puff voluminous clouds
of uncertainty and despair up toward
the bcgrimed ceiling of the little sa-
loon in which he was wont to spend
time and money, engaged in his fascin-
ating propensity for political small
talk" intcrsperscd with sporting ancc-
dotes and an occasional scrap"
"Whcn moved down dis way from
up town"
Where was yer Twin when yer was
up town, Sandy? FIT aviner?' here
broke in voice across the blue vista
of aerial impurities.
Near der park, want it?" said an
other
80, yer kin jest bet he was right in
it up dcre.'
In what? Der park? Cave err der
winds, want it?''
Sure; long time betune winds at
dat; ha, Sandy?"
''Oh, come off; yer fellcrs give me er
pain. Ycz don't live nowheres, 'cept
when yer 'doin time an dat amt
often, cause yer too lazy ter do any
thin ter give dem err chance ter pull
yer" said Sandy, his hair beginning to
stand up all around his hat.
Oats all right, Sandy" said the
bartender, breaking in. ''Dey was
only jest foolin'. Now, l want all er
yez ter stop talkin' nonsense an less
como down ter cats. Fire erhead,
Sandy, we're lis'ning."
A general laugh followed this speech
go, go roll er peanut; yer mout IL
amoder yer some day" said Sandy,
joining in the laugh against himself,
and then went on with his story.
Eyer see, I don't know what's der
matter wit me, but dere amt no use err
talkin'; can't stan cats fer er cent,
an SO, when come down here l tout
I'd git er place where der back yard
want full er cats, an I asst der lan'lady
der question: Was der back yard full
er catsp' an she said no. an she was
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08

FIRED DIE HALF WAY ACROSS THE STAGE.
dead right too. Dcre want no cats in
der back yard cause dere want no back
yard See?
We'll, took err room on der top
floor, an went ter bed early der frs
night, tinlSin' I'd have or good sleep,
an not be woke up by no kind cr howl
ms. But holy gee, | hadn't been err
sleep more'n an hour when l jumped
out or bed wit cv'ry hair on me head
standin' up jest like dcy was hedgehog
'quills; tout somebody was bein' muir
6ered.
Yer see, der trap door or der roof
opened inter der closet er me room, an
1T bcin' CIR warm night, was wide open
an der noise dat was comm down
sounded like bout seventeen mcnag-
cries was up dere holdin or tin we'd
din
1T took me quite CT spell ter find
what all der 'rumpus' was bout. Yer
see, didn't hav' no s'picion er cats,
cause I'd banishcd dem clean out'en
me mind.
But perty soon begun ter git onter
der ole fermiliar Soun's, an den went
ter look round, madder'n or wet hem
trvin' ter find sump'um ter fire at dem.
u unscrcwcd wan or der door 'noBs,
an took der soap dish an me blacllin'
brush an begun sncallin up der lad
der. but when ] got up dcrc. not cr
blasted wan CT dem was in sight, so |
slid back crgin, an went ter bed; but
1T want morn II er ninnit fore dcy was
back an at it crgin hardcr'n ever
Dis time had ev'rythin' ready, an
made er rush fer it an was out 'er
blackin' brush an err door mob an so
on, but didn't hit nary Ell darn cat.
We'll, alter dat, l jest stood deere
wonncrin' what I'd do, when seen
snmp'um movin' in der shaddcr err wan
or der chimleys, an thinks ter
mesel, maybe | can git dat vans pelt,
anyhow, SO | began ter call him, an
pcrty soon he got near enough, an
Civ him er kick, an Holy Moses! Yer
see forgot l didn't hav' on no shoes
an | perty near drove me toes clean
tru' me foot.
We'll, dis made me madden dan
biazes, an grabbed er han'ful cr
bricks often err chimlcy an begun ter
chase him cross der roofs, firm der
bricks, but be blowcd if could hit
MN, an den he 'scootcd in some
where's, ar got out cr sight
81 seen it want no use tryin' ter keep
up dat kind err bisness, SO tout ia 90
back ter bed and look fer ernoddcr
room somewheres else in der mornin'.
But now dat 1 want chasin' cats no
more, der gravel and tings hurt me feet
Xix dnce, an when begun ter look fer
der house dat | was Twin at, seen it
want goin' ter be no 'cinch' ter find it.
cause dey was all bout or like, an der
trap doors was all open.
"'Well, says ter mcscl, faint no
use standin' here all night, so begun
ter look fer de chimley where borro'd
der bricks, cause / tout I'd know it by
dat.
..Pcrty soon tout I'd found it an
slid down der ladder backwards, in
tendin' ter pile right in bed an git or
little sleep fore der cats got back ter
work ergin.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08

"Wen, didn't pay no 'tention ter
nothin', but jest smashed right onto der
bed, an Geewhittakerl Say, I'll bet 1
jumped bout ten feet inter der air, an
der mex minnit err man riz up and
fetched err yell dat would er scarf er
train er cars often der track. Den
anodder wan riz up an yelled an den
dey bot yelled tergedder, an dere
stood right in der middle er der floor
plump paralyzed, an couldn't move er
hand err foot till wan err dem trowd err
m alarm clock, an near knocked me
side whiskers off.
Den turned an fell over err couple
er chairs, der wash stan an err trunk
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08
a big Check.

Inc two men were at the hotel table.
That's pretty girl over there"
said the first.
(Which onep"
That one with the big check in hel
dress"
"She must be rich" was the next an
swer, and the second man stupidity
wondered what relevancy the remark
bore until an hour or SO later he began
to comprehend the relation between
riches and big checks.-Dctroit Free
Press.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08
WhNn lie XaS Eirht.

Hicks-l hope you don't pin your faith
to everything Brown says.
Wicks-O, no; sometimes he is right,
and sometimes he is wrong.
Hicks-And how can you tell when
he is right?
Wicks-Well, I'll tell you. 1t is n
most extraordinary coincidence, but
it's fact, when he is right he holds
the same opinion that l do.-Bostop
Transcript.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08

81 say it's Il shame" exclaimed Mrs.
Strongmind, for men to come home
smelling of vile tobacco. What would
you think of me. I'd like to know. if |
went about the house smoking horrd
pipe?'
IF You did it. my dear replied her
husband. mccllly. Il would think it
perfectly right and proper. Chicago
Tribune
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08
OniinOus Signs.

Mrs. Wiscwifc Gas her husband starts
out for the day)-It looks pleasant,
dear The sun is shining, the birds
are singing, the air is warm and the
weather bureau predicts clear weather.
Iou better take your macintosh, UNI
brella, galoches and winter ovcrcoat
with you to-day.-Chicago Record.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08
Only Human.

MIR. McSwat (reading the morning
paper)-Here's an account of Il bloody
fight between Il mastiff and IL bulldog.
1t lasted two hours, aud three hundred
men paid dollar apiece to see it. It's
enough to make Il man ashamed of his
country!
Mrs. McSwat-It's horrible-horri-
bic! Which dog whippcd?- Chicago
Tribune.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08
4 Contradictory Woman.

Mrs. Iimbcrtonguc (aftcr quarrel
You are Il brute. | never want to
see Your face again. I'm going home
to my mother and l hope you'll never
have any lncll as long as YOU live.
Mr.. Limbcrtongue-Ah. Then you
have already changed your mind and
will not go home. Texas Siftings
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08
Handy to Have Around.

She-fou won't object to having my
dear mamma live with us after we are
married, will you?
He "a young physician at all.
In fact, she'll be most welcome
I'm so glad you feel that way"
Yes; you see She is always ailing.
and l really need somebody to expert
ment on. IN. y. Weekly
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08
What lie Didn't Know.

Little Boy with bad cold in the
heaO-Water is runnin' out of my nose
all the time.
Mamma-That's because you went
out in the cold with no hat on.
Little BOY didn't know it was cold
enough to burst my pipes.--Good News
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-06-08
The Trnth of Ohscrvntlon.

Franl<-What reason have You for as
sorting that Love isn't blind?
May We'll I've noticed that his
blandcst smiles are all for the prcttics
rirls-Smith. Gray X CO. 5 Monthly.
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He Was Right.

Chalmers-What caused Morley's
death?
Jcnclss-Thc coroncr's verdict was
"heart failure"
Chalmers thought they would be
unable to discover the cause of it; and.
You see. ] was right.-Puch.
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TIc-My dear, this coffee is particu
larly sweet this morning.
Young Wife-Oh, yes. paid cent
less pound for sugar yesterday, and
so thought we might use more.-Har
per's Bazaar.
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ticIterHIly.

Epson Downcs What is this? "a
Great Sacrifice Sale of Clothing"
wonder what is sacrificed?
Round dc Bout-1rmth, OF course
Truth.
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a Convcnicnt Accomplishment.

Mrs. Hiram Daly-Why, Bridget,
didn't know you could write.
Bridget (prondly)-Yis, mum. Me
within has got me monny place. Oh
WROTE all av me own recommendations
-puclS
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The way OF the World.

When we don't spend our money we
are economical; when other people
don't spend their money they are
stingy.--Lifc.
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NEW CONCERN.-E. w. SYKES
~ has opened a flrst-class carriage
shop next TO his grocery store, be.
tween Patterson avenue and Rorcr
avenue, on Ninth street s.w., where he
is.prepared ut all times to do any and
all kinds OF repairing, manufacture
bnggies and all kinds OF wagons at
short notice. +. w. Sykes Is first.
class carriage maker, No. 3OS, $40, 3l2
Ninth street, telephone EOS. 121 limo
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T>HB OLD RELIABLE AND POP.
IL uler Dye Works Is the only place
TO have yonr clothes perfectly dyed,
cleaned and repaired.
Prices very moderate. Goods sent
by express Will receive prompt atten.
tion. e. WALSAK, proprietor, cor
ner Commerce and Campbell streets,
Roanoke, va. mayhem.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

Why do you read this when
you know it is an advertise
mcnts Yon have begun, now
finish yOnr reading. What we
want you to know Is: That we
do printing.
LOOKABILL'S PRINTING
HOUSE,
ROANOKE, VA.