The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1893-11-04
Women " 10 ~ .Pp.

Tear. we have been cheerful,
told. eve yet wound up clock or
worked Il steam engine. hut Mr.. Weller
failed 10 add that well timed and
gracefully INDUCED in. they have
achieved far grea-r- miracles.
Why talk Of tears, idle tears, when
the willoyy womtl can dissolve the
justice g.. a iur, wit. a f.H drops ut
warm water. and ia" hi l-nish girl
ne the S:crHe>t a: church cOE-
m!ttre> into Christian compassion by
Il >ki.ifUi tap On the tear ducts.
II man collectively Yields So soon,
what i To become of ma individual
Is when exposed 10 Il women who
knows when. how and where 10
weep: Ply him. unless his hart he
Waterproof. and then he is not a ina
but IA monster.
some people may contend that a
woman c:InDi force tears 10y hvdrau-
lie process. Let them 20 to. Better
let them 90 -" Hcrnhardt. MOdjeska
or Clara Morris. ali q; whom eau
weep 10 order. AMI On. of whom even
shows a delicate cray silk. The front
OF which was quite ruined by real
teal stains. OF course these women
do it artisi.cal!y, but, as fra, serving
Il purpo-" zoe. not one whit better
than their s.Stcr'. who never trod n
stage.
Fifty wears ago life to mankind
must have been nearly a perpetual
fog. FIR the women were continually
in Tears" They were always bursting
into II bitter flood" or SLOWLY dis
solving OF weeping their souls out
OF turning into some form of SENT
mental watcrsPou;, varied b. sireaks
Of hy>Icria and Swoons in the most
parliamentary attitudes. Then rainc
the reaction.
Women fonnd they were blnntinga
valuable weapon by over and uube-
coming Use: that swollen eyelids. red
dened noses and turned down liz cor
ners had better be kept 10 oac's bed
room: but perhaps the most con-
vinring arar.men. lay IN the fact thai
the only womrr whose tears were OF
much avail were those who had at
quired the art OF weeping from their
eyes. not their souls. The successful
wcepcr Is She who has calculation in
her heart. not their eyes which must
remain IimEid. bright. and the hand-
ONE The better. III" complexion,
too. should lie able 10 withstand wash
ing. though thu is Not -! 80 much
moment. hcra>e the clever woman ur-
and Ice, with which she deiicately
isbs her upliftci eyes AT Intervals. ~
between little iBsrticulare S.'bs- and
chiidiikc quivcrs Of the lips she lets
The pcarly drops fall. Mi a hair of
her way bang is disrrranged. moi y
soupcon Of her dclicathly darkcncd
br"ws disturbed. and as she manipri-
iaIcs her coqHeiti>h handkerchief. ii
series 10 display the pretticSt little
hand in the world. \ pretty hIni i
positively essential, it is 50 much en-
evidence.
Few men. unless they Lc thorough
Y OF the world, can Withstand tbs
.Ort OF attack. and many u soul that
ia, been bra.e under bitter r;npia-
/ on has ~weaaeuei nil | fallen under
I ~ sSillfal attacks oi iIe woman who
-erps, AMI whose tears are 50 fright
II i pa. o,!y "n the anguish of the hu-
,nn spL un The tears. honest i-ar>.
"rHng rr,m hssris that woui.i hay,
.ir&c1 TAI :nCir bitterness but Tor thi,
.'rr.IrI. al Tue tears vi the widow
'Id The worse than widowed. shed IL
IA; s'lljuLe h...I cuaics abode from
ILni.
i.s. the>r II e fears that honor thns,