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The Irish standard., 1893-10-28
NEW ENGLAND BRIDAL FEAsTs.

Narriae. Celebrations of the Old Coen-,
try Reproduced IN the New World.
Marriage celebrations and marriage
customs followed in the new world
many of the customs Of the old world.
Saclzposset, the drink of Shakespeare's
time, rich, thick concoction Of boiled
ale, eggs and spices, was drunk at
New England weddings. as we learn
from the pages Of Judge SeWalls
diary: but it did not furnish d very gay
wassail for the Puritan posset- drink
ing was preceded and followed by the
singing Of a psalm s,lch a psalns
long. tedious drawing performance
from the Bay Psalm Book.
The bride and grooLn and bridal
party walked in a little procession to
the meeting house on the Sabbath fol-
lowing the marriage. We read in the
Scwall diary of a Sewall bride thus
coming OUT on 1valking-out bride"
as it was called i'll Newbnryport. Cot
ton Mather thought it expedient to
thus make public with due dignity the
marriage. In some communities the
attention of the interested public WAS
further drawn to the newly mari led
couple i'm what seems to MS d very
comic fashion. On the Sabbath fol-
lowing the wedding a gayly dressed
bride and groom occupied prominent
seat in the gallery Of the meeting
house and in the middle OF the sermon
they rose and slowly turned round to
display complacently ON every side
their wedding tinery.
- ..%
County. Conn.," we read description
of snch a scene in Brooklyn, Conn.
Farther attention Was paid to the
bride by allowing her TO choose the
text for the sermon preached the first
Sunday of the coming out Of the newly
married couple. Much ingenuity was
exercised in finding appropriate and
unusual Bible texts for these we'd
ding sermons. The instances are well.
known Of the marriage Of Parson
Smiths two daughters, one of whom,
selected the text: Mary has chosen
that good part:'' while the daughter
Abby, who married John Adams, de-
cided upon the text: John came neither
eating bread nor drinking wine, and
ye say he hath devil
This latter ingenious and curious
choice has given rise to an incorrect
notion that the marriage of Abigail
Smith with John Adams was distaste-
full to her family. Mr.. Charles Francis
Adams says that :his supposition is en-
tirely unfounded, and that old Presi-
dent Adams would fairly rise in his
grave and denounce any such SANDER
should it become current.
The Irish standard., 1893-10-28
Burmese y,rtue. .nd SIN.

I Among the hill tribes Of Burmah the
four cardinal virtues are: 70 kill q
foe, to fall in battle, 10 become q priest,
and to offer oneself as . sacrifice to the
earth goddess. The great sins are:
Getting into debt, betray wing public se-
screts. breaking IN oath. refusing hos
pitality. and skulkinR II time 81 war
The Irish standard., 1893-10-28
The Two Poles.

It is = remarkable fact that the
climate Of the southern polar region is
much more severe than that Of CORE
spending regions in the north. It is
well known that race Of human
beings live within the Arctic circle
with some degree Of comfort, but ct 9
corresponding degree Of latitude Ct
the south All is one dreary waste,
wholly uninhab itab bic. s
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
A Charming Souvenir.

We have received recently little
Souvenir Book, illustrated in colors
end devoted to the description of the
business of The Youths Companion
and especially illustrating the new
Building, which Is just completed and
occupied. Every one who is interested
in the paper. and we know that the
number of families in our vicinity who
take it increases year by year, will de-
sire to see and read this bit of history
concerning n favorite paper.
Willie The Companion is one OF the
oldest papers in the country, having
been started in 1897, it is one Of the
freshest and most vigorous of all our
publications and has attained the un'
cqualled circulation of six hundred
thousand copies weekly. Its pros
pectus, containing the announcements
of authors aud articles for the yea,
1893, shows that the coming volume
will be, IL possible. better than any OF
its predecessors.
Any new subscriber may obtain the
Souvenir book free by asking for it al
the time the subscription is sent Price
S1.75 a year. Youths Companion,
Boston, Mass.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
DecIdedIy InoonsI,tent.

Little Dick-I think grown folks is
awful queer.
Little Johnnie-Ain't they?
Little Dick Yes, indeed. There's
that Mr. Cross down street Only last
week he was complainin' of the
'xtravagant way his wife spent money;
an now, wen she's run off with
another man, he's carryin' on, an
carryin' on JUS as if she'd never cost
him a cent
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
AN
OPEN
OFFER.

1t is fact that moro than ono
half the human race die from pull
monary trouble. 1t is important
therefore that you should guard
against tho first symptoms Of TAX
ing cold. When you do take cold,
get a bottle of Reds German
Cough and Kidney Cure. If you
are unable TO find it ut your drug
gists, write your name plainly on
a postal card, send it to the Syl-
van Remedy Co, Peoria, ILL.,. and
VIC will send you by return mail,
free a trial bottle. We DO this
because we want you TO try this
great remedy, for it is the best
thing in the world. Iii is the only
cough remedy on the market that
contains no poison.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
u. Method with Bores.

Flower of New York Is an
ly polite and afable gentle
I he does not like TO have his
zen up with borcs. On his of.
slS ut Albany. encircled by an
Ie gilt frame, is the Latin
in large characters, "Tempus
/ (Timc flicsl. When a visitor
Bes on the Governors patience,
FER will sit gazing ION this sign
poment in rant attention. IL
ntle hint fails to take immedi-
ect, the Governor arises from
h, puts his hands in his pockets,
pcecds to examine minutely the
} in the farthest corner of the
lit is said that the Governor
ently arrived at the conclusion
= average American mind is ex-
lily obtuse to hints.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
Trade Mark Case.

be Thayer of the U. S. Circuit
ut ST. Louis recently granted n
ual injunction, and reference to
Der to assess the damages sus.
by the plaintiff, in a suit against
(h Tegethoff, instituted by The
Utter Company of Pittsburgh. De-
int Tegcthoff is restrained from
hg or selling. imitation Hostetter
|ach Bitters in any manner what
either in bulk, by the gallon, or
Killing empty IIostetter bottles;
from the use of the word "Hostet-
in connection with any article of
ach bitters, thus protecting the
tiff in the exclusive use of the
"Hostetter" as "Trade-name.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
A Blx Eraixht Car.

What is claimed to be the largest
freight car ever built was turned out
at Altoona, Pa, few days ago. 1t
is to carry the l24-ton cannon Krupp is
making for exhibition at Chicago from
Baltimore to Chicago. The car is
practically two cars. with eight pairs
of wheels each, jointed together and
made one by an iron bridge. Another
car of almost equal size is building to
transport two 65-ton guns and big
piece of armor plate over the same
route.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
None But Royal

BAKING POWDER is absolutely pure No other equals
it, or approaches it in leavenng strength, purity, or
wholesomeness. (See u. S. Govt Reports) No other
is made from of tartar specially refined for it and
chemically pure No other makes such light sweet
finely favored, and wholesome food. No other will
maintain its strength without loss until used will
make bread cake that will keep fresh SO long,
that be eaten hot with impunty evenby dyspeptics
No other is so economical. Z:
The Baking Powders being offered in this
vicinity, with the statement that they as good
Royal, have been shown by the official analyses to be
composed Of alum and detrimental to health
The official chemists of the United States and Can
ada State analysts municipal boards of health and
physicians ndorse the great qualities of the Royal
Baking Powder.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

Fathcr-Seems to me you have been
making big lot of additions to Dicxs
wardrobe lately.
Mother-Well, he just teased for first
one thing. and then another, until
had to get them. You can't blame =
boy for wanting to look nice.
Little Dot lin another room)-Why
did you make such fuss about want
ing new things? Your old ones look
all right.
Little Dicls-I wanted to get 'en
now SO they couldn't give me any Of
'em as Christmas presents.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
August.


u had been troubled five months
5th Dyspepsia. / had a fullness
er eating, and a heavy load in the
Of my stomach. Sometimes a
l6thly sickness would overtake
|&. l was working for Thomas
IcHenry, Druggist, Allegheny City,
4. in whose employ I had been for
ven years. fused August Flower
b two weeks. I was relieved fall
bubble. / can now eat things 1
ared not touch before. / have
hined twenty pounds since my re-
livery. I'D. Cox, Allegheny, Pa. o
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
A DISAPPEARANCE


isn't what You want, IL your stouv,
ach and bowels are irregular
That's about all you get, though.
with tho ordinary pill. II may ro-
lieve you for the moment, but
you're usually in q worse state af-
forward than before.
This Is Just where DIR. Pieroe's
Pleasant Pellets do most good
They act in an casy and natural
why, very different from the hugo.
old-fashioned pills. They're mob
only pleasanter, but there's no 10
action afterward, and their help
lasts. Ono little sligar-coated pollse
for a gentle laxative or corrective
(--threo for n cathartic. Constipo-
ton, Indigestion, Bilious Attackn,
Dizziness, Sick and Bilious Head
aches, arc promptly relieved and
cured.
They're the smallest, tho easiest
10 lakeland tho cheapest pill you
can buy, for they're guaranteed 10
give satisfaction, or your money 10
returned.
You pay only for tho good you
get.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
High Ambition.

Teacher lin disgust)-Thats the
tenth time you've answered IL don't
know" to my questions.
Boy--I only said "don't know" six
times The other times said i wasn't
sure.
Teacher-Well, what does boy who
never knows, or is never sure of any
thing, expect to be when he grows
up?
Boy latter refection)--I guess mebby
might be astronomer, an talk
about comets
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

First Boy-Woo! This is awful
storm, isn't it? Just hear the wind!
Second Boy-Pop read in the paper
that this was only the tail end of big
storm that's movin' across the country.
First Boy-Well, mebby tits, but it's
switchin' its tail pretty hard, amt it?
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
A Useful Invention.

|ueh interest is being taken by the
sicians of this city in case of al
e total deafness, which has been
Ply If not entirely relieved by an in
ensive invocation belonging to +.
COX, of $50 Broadway, New York
\ As every known device, and the
3 slSillful treatment, had failed to
"a relief, the case was believed to
Rcurable, and the success of this
|ntion, which is easily and COM
hbly adjusted, and practically in
BILE, is considered remarkable
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
Too Lively.

Mamma-Did you and Ethel play
church with your dolls?
couldn't, cause we hadn't any boy
doll to play preacher. We dressed up
Johnny's jumpin'-jaclS an tried him.
but he was little too lively for a
reg lar church, so we turned it into .
revival
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
Counterfeit silver Money.

|mong the various pieces of inter
ing information brought to light
ing the deliberations of the Inter-
onal Money Conference at Brus-
lis the fact that there is at present
less than 500. 900, 600 of counterfeit
pr money in circulation in France.
gium, Switzerland, Italy, Spain
Portugal.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
small Flats Como High.

Little Boy-Mamma, guess know
why they charge such a big rent for
this fat It's because it's SO small.
Mamma-Hum! Why should that
make the rent high?
Little Boy-They know there isn't
room for servant girl, and if you
don't have any wages to pay, you'll
have more money for rent.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
Rather Liked Il.

Aunty-Where are you going now,
pet?
Little Pet-Down to tho dentists.
Dear me! Don't you hate it?''
Nom. go twice week with the
governess. like it."
"But doesn't the dentist hurt you?"
"No'm. 'Tisn't my. teeth he Il xes,
it's the governess's."
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
servlan Drummors.

The drummer in Servian regiments
never carries the drum. 1t is placed
on two-wheeled cart, which Is drawn
by n big dog just in advance or the
drummer.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
A Tender spouse.

Wife-Here comes a friend of mine.
Let's turn into this side street until
she passes
Husband-Quarreled with her?
''No, but don't want you to see
her?"
'Hum! Why not?'
II know you'll admire that new
dress of hers, and 1t will only worry
you TO think what ridiculous fuss
You made over the bills for this cheap
thing I've got on.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
A Favorlte Breed.

First Boys that good watchdog?
Second Boy-No.
Good bird-dog?'
Nope"
''Good for rabbits?"
"Nopy."
knows some tricks, maybe?"
"Nixie."
"What is he good for?'
"Nawthin, only to take prizes at dog
shows"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

esidcnt Harrison of the Pacific
|etic Club has made an offer of
% for finish contest between Joe
Fnski and Peter Maher, the Irish
hpion, or Jim DAILY, Corbctt's late
'.sslp partner.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
Cnuldn.t Toll n Lie.

Neighbor-Has your mother good
girl now?
Child--No' m; she isn't fit TO be in a
decent family, mamma says
'Indeed! Where did she get such .
creature?"
'She's the one you had so long"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
OUR WEEKLY FUN.
SOME OF THE LATEST PROD
UCTS OF THE HUMORISTS

fhey Seem Ever Ready to Roast Us for
Our Faiiings-Aii Glasses or Society
Get Their Usaal Dose. Only In New
Form.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
We Modern Marnhant.

First Clerk-Eh? Had six weeks
vacation this summer?
Second Clerk-Yes; Silk, Ribbon &
Co. always give all unmarried clerks
that much. 1t draws trade.
81 don't sec how"
Simple enough. All the girls we
get engaged to keep coming in all
winter, to snub u.s."
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
Delicate Consideration,

Mother Gust before Christmas)-Why
did you jump and run when your
father came in?
Daughter had a lap full of Christ
mas presents.
Mother-But they are not for him.
Daughter-No, but wanted him to
have the pleasure Of thinking they
were.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

Look out for counterfelts. See that you get
the genuine Salvation Oh! Do not let the
dealer sell you some '.just as good,n but insist
upon getting the genuine with the Bulls
Head trademark on the wrapper.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

She-You haven't brought me BOZ
Of candy since we were married.
He--Yes, but think OF the tors
brought you before VIC were married
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

Thirty thousand pairs of shoes are
turned out every day in the season by
Cincinnati's twenty-six factories.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

II is because persons who once Try DR.. Bulps
Cough Syrup always buy II again, thnt lie
sales have become 90 enormous. The success
of this great remedy In curing cold, cough,
Group and sore throat is simply marvellous.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

The SUMS volume is 1,407,lo4 times
that of the earth. and coo times greater
than all the planets.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

For Coughs and Throat Disorders
use BRowS's BRONCHIAL TRocHEs Have
never changed my mind respecting them, OK
ccpt think better OF that which began by
thinking well of,"--Rep Henry Ward Beeclter.
Sold only In boxes.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

Denmark exported considerably
more than 100, 100000 pounds of but
ter last year. The trade has moro
than doubled in the past five years.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
Samson's Strength.

Little Dot-That is picture oil
Samson. Hasn't he awful long hair.
Little Dick-That's what makes him
strong,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
Little Dot-Why?

Little Dick-I don't know, but 1
guess it's cause he never went to
barber shop. Papa says BARRIERS talk
folks half to death.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

Little EtheI--I don't; but married
men is never at home, and I'D rather
have him away all the time than any
boy know yet
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

"Would it be proper for me TO take
my wife to see the French dancers?"
"Certainly-if you get her n seat be-
hind theater hat"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
anks-Soak has got rid of his near

Banks-Soak has got rid Of his near
sighted dog.
Tanks-The brute always recognized
him by his voice, didn't he?
Banks--Oh, yes, but it got to be q
bother; more than half the time Soak
was too full for utterance.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
Needed Protection.

Mr.. Suburb-What in the world is
that fat, lazy tramp doing around
here?
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

Several rich finds of nickel have re-
Gently been made in the Black Hills
country.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
Made Him Weak.

Little Sister (who opened the door,
Sister told me to say she was very
sorry, but she couldn't see you to-
night
Gentleman (alarrned)-I she sick?
Little Sister, fink she feels weak.
Wen passed the parlor Mr.. Getthere
was helpir' her to stand up.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
Failure Comfort.

Little Ethel-Regie Rex nnd 1 is
goin'.to be married wen we grow up
Nurse-I thought you didn't like
Repie
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
. piIIsent PupiI.

Teacher-I am glad to see you work.
ing SO diligently at your writing
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

Thunderbolt is the name Of new
postoffice in Georgia.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
Observing Eyes.

Mothcr-I have my doubts about
that Mr.. Hanson.
Daughtcr-He wears dress suit on
all proper occasions.
Mother-Yes, but 1t isn't always the
same one.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
Contracted Ouarters.

Flat Agent-Madam, l told you dis.
tinctly that no children were allowed
here.
Tenant-We have none.
Agent-Then how did these walls
get all banged up?
Tenant-That comes from our ell
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

Egyptologist--They had newspapers
In ancient Egypt
Host Well! welll Did you find one?
EgyptoloRist-No, but we found .
tossi. roach aud q petrificd Office towel.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

Mrs. Suburb hired him to stay
around and protect me from that
horrible big Watchdog you brought
home last night.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
A Suggestion.

Woman ION railway train)--Hush!
hushl Therel therel Baby bye! ###s
/ don't know what in the world to do
sometimes. The more work with
him, the worse he cries.
Quiet Passenger (benevolently)-
Have you--er-ever tried chloroform?
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04

Littie Doy-les m' Want 70 get 50
I can write my own excuses.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1893-03-04
A Lively storm.

e's the one you had so long"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1893-08-09
200 Inches of Rainfall Per Month.

Cherra Punii, in the Khasi Hills,
Assam, British India, is the "pole of
the greatest known rainfall )" in other
words, it is the wettest region on tho
face of the earth. Mr.. Blandford, at
a meeting of the London Meteorolog-
ical Society, read a paper entitled
Rainfall at Cherra Punii" in which
he presented incontestable proof of
the extreme moisture of the country
in question. The records go back for
nearly siXty-fve years, but prior to
1872 are rather incomplete, there be-
ing several whole years in which no
record was kept. Carefully compiled
data from these weather journals,
however, incomplete as they are, prove
that quito frequently during the sum
mer, say from May till september, the
rainfall for single month ranges
from 100 TO 2l2 inches Think of it !!
Nearly eighteen feet of precipitation
in thirty days. Colonel Sir Henry
Yule's register for the year lS4l shows
that there were 264 inches of rainfall
during the month of August That
was something phenomenal even for
Assam, however, and is not taken into
account in the deductions made above.
st. Louis Republic.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1893-08-09

1t is the opinion of men familiar
with the character of the Navajo In
dians, declares the Argonant, that a
war with them will prove to be seri-
GUS business for tho Government. The
tribo numbers about thirty thousand,
of whom nine thousand are fighting
warriors. The reservation where they
are intrenched is rough and difficult,
and contains many passes where, &C.
cording to one authority, "two Indians
can hold their ground against the en-
tire United States Army" The Nava-
ioes have trained their ponies to go
without water for two days, If neces-
sary. The whole tribe is armed with
tho most approved repeating rifles, and
the bucks have been storing ammuni-
tion for years in anticipation of trou-
BILE. The Navaioes have perfect sys-
tenn of signals and scouts, and are al
ways informed hours in advance of the
movements Of i4,oYs s~lt against
tneni ---aEs. - -Ssn .-s----------
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1893-08-09

There is a considerable tribe of peo-
pie among the Kasia hills, in the east
ern part of Bengal, who consider the
female the superior of the male. The
former everywhere and in everything
assert their superiority. The men do
all the housework and perform all sorts
of duties usually given to women in
our part of the world, while the wives
attend to the more serious affairs of
life, Even the ownership of proptrty
descends only through the women. As
a matter of course, the girls of family
are held in high esteem, Pittsburgh
Dispatch.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1893-08-09

A writer in London Truth suggests
that an association of girls be formed
who shall pledge themselves to pro-
pose to any man whom they may con-
slider desirable for husband. He be.
lieves that proposing should not be
limited to men, and that men, who, as
he claims, are naturally more bashful
than girls, often remain single because
they have not the courage to propose,
and, as a consequence, many girls are
husbandless. But there is this differ.
ence in favor of tho present order Of
things: If a man is refused, he soon
forgets it and in few days is ready to
ask another girl to marry him, while q
girl who had suffered failure would
first cry her eyes out with embarrass.
ment, then turn cynicala and never look
at man again.