New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-08-09
Grover,
Grover,
Four years more or Gro'er'
In he goes.
Out they go.

Grover!
Grover
Four years more OF Grover!
In he goes.
out they go.
Then we'll be In clover
But that's not what they are singing now IN iac''
they are singing anything. Ana az io' ''o
clover they were to be in. they are so busy taxing
their medicine that they haven't time even 10 thhk
of II.
Probable-'T understand" said one politician to
another. that Governor Waite expects 10 strihe d
new vein OF thought" .,.,, =, an
Vein nothing!' was the rejonder; IT De an
artery next time. sure. I" ashlhgtoh quar-
In one OF his letters to a little girl. Phillips
Brooks said he thought he met Isaac ana Jacoo on
two skinny camels just outside the gates Of Alden
II asked them how Esau was, but Jacob looked
mad and wouldn't answer. and hurried the old man
on so that had talk with them"
THE PANICKY MAN.
Whenever there's trouble in this thing or that,
No matter how distant the place.
When somebody says that finances are nat
or that war-sgns are easy to trace,
The average person would stick TO his task,
still doing the best that he can
but ianSs as T Se p a. 10
with significant looks and voice that is low
lie hints at dsheartening things
His You mightn't have thought 1t, but now, don't
In mournfuliest minor he sings.
Though full of good cheer and contentment at
Your task for the day you began.
You'll presently almost regret you were born
For along comes the pancky man.
Shall people be led by the raven whose note
Is the moaning Of Idle despair?
Shall mere puny Terror take Thrift by the throat
And Courage her mission forbear?
Not so; for the public Is wiser to-day:
II has ht on different PLAN
For It's well understood that the sensible way
Is to ST. on the panicky
-(Washngton Star.
Some has called tba Iaft u,fp1
of the Democratic party. But what the party is
interested in is to find out which is its right
wing
The Sober Second Thought-"The next man that
asks II this is hot enough for me-" exclaimed the
the whole side OF his face Knocked Off"
well: Addem9p;" said the proprietor. happen
end removing his coat ''s this hot enough for
. Yves. sir" replied Mr. Addemup.-tchicago
Tribune.
What splendid college yell could be made out
OF the name of the King Of Kings, Rajai-I-Raja-
gan Jagatgeet Singh Aliwalia.
The Unreality Obvious.-Caspar Corker-Say.
Gull | dreamed las night that / climbed to the
% 5?p GOLD OIL a tall m0""t"' an found Vaughn load
Jonas Deadbcat-Toush when you walked up.
Caspar Corker-No; knowed I was dreamin'
or I'd never o. climbed that mountain.-(Chicago
Record.
KNOW some BOStonlanS, says an American
artist. who have lived In Paris a number of years.
but who have never in all that time drunk bottle
Of wine, and who have their pork and baked beans
for Saturday night supper regularly as II they
were still living in the Hub They miss all the flavor
OF foreign life in that way, but when they return
to this country they will have trouble in falling
back readily into their old habits"
81 And He Pulled His Wallet seem to be con- |
slderabiy pushed for cash to-day muttere,l |
RIVERS, reluctantly Squaring account &,
with the wheeled-chair man.-(Chicago Tribune.
Thirty-two years ago John Baher OF Battle
Creek. Mich. became blind, and his eyeballs were
Now, ii Is said. that eyeballs are
growing in the sockets. and he is already able TO
distinguish colors.
In the Family Homestead.Mr. Van Clive-Do
YOU KNOW I've wanted that lovely old chair Of
yours ever since first saw It? ~
Mabel 'demurey)-The furniture and / go to-
Mr. Van Cliye-Oh in that I'll call tomorrow
Poy-Ah. but she didn't say thew went 70 a.,
irst bidder.-tVogue. ' ~ '"e
Ciubman-if Siam is buffer State" what
would you call France? ~
Visiting Englshman-A duner Sto,o
And suppose that when England orahs MIA. |
France leaves it will be proper to call II the snmf.
er State" '"'
A we-known man about town went into
sked Of the pretty saleswoman for a Sa,r an no
Suspenders or Mbraces?" She a.La Ii
With bewtching smile. The man thourh, "sskheu,
vas but one reply possible to such nes .nere
nd so calamity replied: Embraces OF t corrso;
It which the girl h took from box pair of braces
aconcaly: Fifty cents, please phil ,snu.l,
record.
The famous "Gosenkneipe." or beer-cellar in the
lage OF Gohlis. near Ieipsc. celebrated its tbr.a
lundreth anniversary few DAYS ago II vas ,r.,
Id room ofsthe inn that Schiller composed bis beau
Iful Song to joy in l7S. Goethe. when a student
Lcipsic In his early years spent many pleasant | ,
ours in the "kneipe," and scores of famous Ger.
lans in every walk of life have made pIlgrimapes
place and inscribed their names on its wa,,s
r books
Explaining It.-"Iook here" said the indipna n, |
ian to the dealer, II thought you said this dog was
rabbit dog WI" ,
"pd /? Oh, yes-of course. Maybe you didn't :
andle him right ''
What do you meany' a
you want 10 try him with Welsh rabbits HIS .
tpetite for them Is simply abnormal "-(Wasbngs {
IN star II