New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-12
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Some OF the English clergy pay 50 much attention
TO the poor that the rich feel that they neglected
IN English paper quotes lady OF wealth rs ask
ing Are not TIE clergy supposed 40 minister 10 all
ca,,e, OF the community Why, then do they neglect
the rich ," When her husband fell III recently and
desired the min,trations Of The Church she coud not
get any ccreyma to visit him. They said they were
50 busy looking after the poor that they had no time
TO visit Others.
schoolml.trcs' drst iSglnning a nice nice improving
the pri pa things We get out OF IN" "rtn
Youthful A,glef (agci foar. cohhd' aty)-"oTms.-
T.tBit,.
A preventive OF colds is SAID TO have been dis
| covered in the new paper sroclings made in
Germany They are made Of specially prepared
paper imprcgnatcd with some substance which ap-
par.ny sucks up al pcr,plration quickly as Il Is
formed, keeping the feet warm ana dry.
# NAV be that the rich man IN torment had great
many nice things said about him on hi, 9n1,ions:
The devils way Of trying 10 Tlit"n his wan face
Is TO try 10 llackcn everybody else. ,
The church member who lets -"In"DodF 'i'" 40 az
his giving is selling hi, birthrisht for very small
The nan Who howls and Crowl, eycry line II,
wife wants little money very often buiies her In
"a rosewood casket.-(I.am Horn
Bishop Warren. Of Colorado writes thus to The
Christian Advocate: a, | read yonr editorial item
on the Use Of the term woman glanced up to the
wall and saw framed diploma from the - fe"ie
Academy. and took mp 4 book published by d. Appr'
ton q Co.. New York. 1e3o. stamped on Inc 'lcA
Female Holiness The larger title within W'S Inc
Beauty OF Female Holiness ah + dedicated to Her
ROYAL Ulrhnoss the Princess Victoria Ana 10
illustrate the same practice The Advocate t"'S oi
A recent convention OF the Woman CHRISTIAN lem
pcrarce rnion in Mississippi wherelt Mis- - vas
cAarlady.'
TIE MATINEE GIRL
She's elarming1y dainty creation
\ triumph Of nature and art
And she's worthy OF all admiration
or She would be- II she had h"art'
With her fan. and her gloves and hcr howers'
Her ensemble quite fiulc>S appears,
Her hat toward the chandelier towers,
And her sleeves come WAY up to her ears
She laughs and she cries. and she giGslcs
At the varying scenes on the stage,
While the man in the seat behind wrisSes
About. and goes home III rage
In short. she's lovely creation.
4 triumph o. nature and art
VI SHc "0''D ~ Il '"' ~(Senerville Journal
In "The Philadelphia Ledger Colorado lady tslo
how the Picket Wire River in that State derived 10
name Years ago. when first the gold fever drove
men Wild, q party Of MeXicanS made their way ~
he stream question in search OF the precious mes
Months passed. and when the little band did NOT
return their friends mOurncd them as dead, and
called the river FL Rio de- los Animos Perdidos' tho
River OF the Lost Souls. Soon French colony made
its home on the banks Of the stream whose name was
freely translated into lie Pureatore.' Then came
tho American cowboy. lie saw the river heard us
name and translatns ca 1t into his own to'N'e'
dubbed IL Ticket Wire River
Her snsgcson- The theatre IS afre' .t eScitsdy
out somehow, before there Is panc.'
That's easy said the soubrette. Just step out
and that you have concluded to chansc ne
bill and mean give them Hamlet '-(lnddnapohs
Journal.
A Georgia editor recently bought bicycle so that
he might run down delinquent subscribers: but the
sheriff levied on the bicycle and is now running
down the editor.
al saw You at the party yesterday. but you didn't
give me a chance 10 speak 10 You. $500
All friend, swimming in an ocean OF bliss.
DO You happen to know Fraulein s. 49,
"Ial ha she was fishing Tor you, eh !'-tLustigs
Blacter.
"A few days ago. says n travelling man, " In pass
,nr through a town which had been badly wrecked
by a small hurricane, | met "A man VINO had pro-
tectcd himself against loss by cyclone. ana WHO was
able survey the ruin OF all he possessed on ear'h
with the utmost complacency. while his ncishbors were
almost distracted with grief. asked nm caSualIy
why he had taken the prccauon. having learned that
he was the only man In town who had such pohcy'
lie told me that when boy he had narrowly escaped
being killed by cyclone, and tie danger ho 10 HI
pressed him that he had carried cyclone insurance
ever since be had started housekeeping. which was
neIghbors toward this fortunate man were quite III
terestlng. two. Of course. We're small enough
TO be jealous OF him ana Ia tell anecdotes Of how
folks had luck than they deserved, but
the majority spoke more In admiration than envy,
and there seemed to be general sentiment that the
man who had thus provided against danger in the
midst Of safety the most suitable man I'm the
district 10 run for Congress-
KEEP Up WITH TIE PROCESSION.
There's an old and truthful saying
Worth keeping In your mind,
"kccp up with the procession
or you'll be- left behind
The world admiros the men In front
And greetS them with "A cheer
Iut very little notice takes
az those who're In the rear.
Although tho ranks be crowded,
There's always room in front:
II YOU expect % win the fight
Then You must bear the brunt
II you'll observe this prccept
And keep II we'll I'm mind,
When Gabriel blows his trumpet
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