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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03

A creditor does not often 60 80 far as
to seize coffin about to be carried to
the grave. But this happened in the
open street Berlin few days ago, and
created considerable excitement.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03
Guaranteed Cure for Rheumatism.

The first bottle of DR.. Detchon'e
"Mystic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neu.
ralgia is guaranteed to benefit or money
promptly refunded. You take no risk.
Try it. 1t usually cures in to 8 days,
rs cents. Sold and guaranteed by W,
R. Smith & Co., Druggists, Hillsboro, o.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03

DISEASES Of W0MEh.-We have special de-
partment, thoroughly organized, and devoted ex-
eelusiveiy to the treatment Of diseases Of women.
Every case consulting our specialists, whether by
letter or in person, is given the most careful and
considerate attention. Important cases land get
few which have not baffied the skill of all the
home physicians) have the benefit Of full council
OF skilled specialists. In treatment of diseases
peculiar to females, our suecess has been marked,
over two.thirds Of our patients being ladies' old,
young, married, single, rich and poor. Our method
la en- Irr!y free from Objectionable features OF the
general pracutioner, namely, Local treatment"
We seldom find it necessary. We prepare rene
dies, constitutional and local, as the case demands
and instruct ladies how to treat themselves.
MARRlAGE.-Marrisd persons or young men con-
templating marriage, aware Of physical weakness,
loss Of provocative powers. impoteney, any other
disqualification, speedily restored.
PRIVATE DlSEASES.-Blood Poison, Venereal
Taint, elect, Structure, Seminal Emissions, Loss of
Sexual Power, Weakness of Sexual Organs, Want
Of Desire in Male or Female, whether from imp-u-
dent habits Of youth or sexual habits Of mature
years. any that de oilitates the sexual func
tions, speedily and permanently cured. Consulta-
ton free and strictly confidential. Absolute
guaranteed. Medicines sent free from observation
| to all parts of the United States.
EPILEPSY, OR FiTS-Positivey cured by new
and never-failing method, Testimonials furnished.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03
Don't You Know

That to have perfect health you must
have pure blood, and the best way to
have pure blood is to take Hoods Sarsa-
parilla, the best blood purifier and
strength builder. 1t expels all taint
of scrofula, salt rheum and all other
humors, and at the same time builds
up the whole system and gives nerve
atranpth
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03

The many truthful testimonials in be.
half of Hoods Sarsaparilla prove that
Hoods Cures, even when all others fail.
Try it now.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03

Special Agent Hanlon estimates that
the Government lost last year by fraud
ulent importations of Havana tobacco
over S4,OOO,OOO.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03

Four cars of the Wheeling Electrical
railway were tied up by the sheriff at
Martins Ferry, O., to recover $4,000
damages awarded Maggie Lewis for in.
iuries
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03

A Pittsburg man, who threatened to
murder every resident on the street on
which he lived, was given ten days
imprisonment by Judge, few days
apO
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03
DR.. E. FRANCE. SECRETARY.

w.
FRANCE MEDICAL AND SURGICAL INSTITUTE,
Gay block cumo neop0sdisss Capital
ss s: I ;SS Ps sa6cs
preSao "
@ r s sa s!I. "s. %s discovered the creates.
by remedy
CTponden ] ana easily ~
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03

Government detectives in some OF the
"moonshine" districts carry kodaks with
them 70 secure evidence.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03

At Northampton, Mass, there is 9
we'll $500 feet deep that is perfectly dry
at the bottom.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03

Lake Michigan is twice as deep as
Lake Superior and nine times as deep
as Lake Erie.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03

Hoods Pills may be had by mail fo
25c. of @. I. Hood & Co, Lowell, Mass.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03

For distressing oppression and fullnes'
in the stomach take Simmons Livel
Regulator.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03


din swhokep
WONDERFUL CURES sE:a % I'D rs.. :'
RS con s sincurcd.
ndcoesp
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03
Is Life
Worth Livinq7

That depends upon the
Liver. If the Liver is
inactive the whole sys-
tenn is out of order-the
breath is bad, digestion
poor, head dull or aching,
energy and hopefulness
gone, the spirit is de-
pressed, a heavy weight
exists after eating, with
general dependency and
the blues. The Liver is
the housekeeper Of the
health; and a harmless,
simple remedy that acts
like Nature, does not
constipate afterwards or
require constant taking,
does not interfere with
business or pleasure dur
ing its use, makes Sim
mons Liver Regulator a
medical perfection.
have tested its virtues personally, and
know that for Dyspepsia, Biliousness and
Throbbing Headache, it Is tho best medi-
cine the world ever saw. Have tried forty
other, remedies before Simmons Liver
than temporary relief, but the Regulator
II. II. JONES, Macon, Ga.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1893-08-03

A mink in one night, killed 1877 chick
ems owned by F. p. Wagner, near
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-09-12

pLASs AND DESIGNS FOR STATE CAPT
Il toll building viii bs received antil p. m
the fourteenth day OF December, 1893 at the Office
OF the slate capitol commissien, In the city OF
olympia state Of Washington
said building Is 10 be fire proof and to be built OF
tone. ofick Iron and steel as far rs practicable
and 10 De equipped with the most approved
methods OF Nesting. draining AMI ventilation
Inc ehtfe cost OF the building complete incind-
Ing all hItuFes aud appliances really for occu-
psncy. snsi not exceed the sum or one million
eel 600 0oU) dollars
The commission offers the following prizes to
efShitecIs submitting plans and designs.
ElFst-fo the architect submitting the plan and
design which shall be accepted by abe commission
as the pia and design of said capitol building ths
htst pfis~ shall be awarded. which shall consist OF
hls selection as architect of said building and the
acceptance II his plan ard ess q.
second he second prize shall consist OF the
sum on niteen hundred 1901 dollars, ard SHAH
be awarded 10 the architect submitting the plan
Ala oesssA deeIued secoad IN merit
- lhifu-- the laird prize shall be the sum OF one
thousand $1,000 dollars and shai he awarded TO
the Architec: submitting the plan aud design
deemed thtrG in merit
tearth-fhe fourth prize shall Dc the sum OF
I'VE haAafses 5000 dollars and shall ne awaited
20 the architect submitting she plan and design
deemed fourth m merit
nap OF the ar 7unds on which the batloing "a 10
= erected Viii be furnished on appiieation The
plans and designs prevented shall consist 81 four
etsE atoms. plans OF each story. one section and
81" p@fSpectlyc drawing These anu no others
" az be cansidsFe1
Iht commission reserves the rtght to reject aay
ana 81 p ans and designs aud 80 reasiNerfiks for
the suoHiissson Of further plaRs and designs
III. ACoRAW.
T. IL GRIMES.
n CLOVER.
JOHN MCREANY,
EDMUND KtCE,
state Capitol Commission
olymp-a Wash Jaly -, sos
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-09-12
DEATHS avn FUNERALS

KEfIEY-Ir Seattle, Hsn4sF, seTssraoer %.
1884 At sI8 Akdsr strszs4. Marlin he1asy. o.
ehoserz snfNzFnzn. hesa II Gzy&
Services Will be hesd - ths restdence fhls morn
Gag a 10 osczoek fnrermen. ~ Lake siew eems-
terry.
kMfTH-Tns funeral services o. IT. v, srHssh
viii be had the rsornsnx Is IL oftIeek es Boz
ner a Ssswaxt'S ehapez Rev. I0hn ,. Damon
oskcsaxtnx fnssFn1ens IS Bsxs Slss cenzetsry.
HApIsRs Tho funersg services % Mrs. MACY
BA4isy VIII - he'd thks sftsrnesa a. zsS9
ofeIrrk a. tne rooras pf fEss See<<e Z n1Srt3kiak
csmrnay InseFrneas vii BE- saads >: Messs
ff~1sant csnefsrg
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-09-12
nrrrns.

~ RflfIER-fn seattle sanasy. s~pser1ber 10.
lses. 70 me ssfe Of Hsam xs ste1lss. essshser-
HofnoMB-sn seattle, sasMresr. septsnshsf, ..
1893 50 tks wife q " r Hssrsnab. = ds8xntaf-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-09-12

TUE fIOET SOUND NAVIGATION Ann
lmPFct Ssprnts ogrspany VIII he'd thesx anuasi
n%stiag - sspTx Aa39Srs 90 ths nrss NanaAs exee-
sax an oessa~T o. so acssurS a. fsrlerEv = ssss
bs<asf sos sANEkL HOLT. presaaeuL
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-09-12

Eight ounces anlifebrine ounces autlkamnia
- ounce cocaine hydfochiGFa,e, Is pounds DataSs
bromide. pound pctass acetate. pounds uotass
foeide, pounda bVrax lump, / ounce rnerpssiA
salts. 50 pounds maxnrsiA sUiph. pounes zinci
saaph. pounds efetaA preparat., 10 pounds sui
pDHf resab. pound cblorp0tGsa tablets. / peuad
clslor pct and muir ammon tablets. IL pounds
chloFai ayd cFysl ounces auintA sGlph. ounces
gnrl opium powder. Ia pounds lRsecI p6Wder s
pounds pos 6iehreIn. rs pounds limestone. pounds
suipAate soda, 30 ps0uaas goppefas. 4 poauds Pugz
pomA1e, ! pounJs carlo &c acii fMadingra<sfl 5
pounds fnnfiatie acd commercially, gallons cas-
Tor oil tcoli pEesssssl, gallons castor OIL No =
chioFotoFm zqutbns. 10 pounds syrup hypophos
comp. win iron, GoEen antisep hq a = Il n. a
Col. dozen PIa1s chloride CTS, ! pound tsnet
Aeonlts raj l ponne vim anthony. ! pound vim
cod liver oil ihurnetts ginis1 le rounds BARRIERS
Oar sap ~. H. Williams It Col 10 pounds vase.
tine fplaan3, 10 pounds vAssitne fca-tsti.sad1 x
penHos ianostns, pounds lint fesrb0lated q 4 )
ABSORBENT cotton tear@olatea}. A-possnd palskax
q J. 100 yaksss sargeea's ganxe (btehlos j. Z. j y,
Syards gA8Es iotlforFu. ! dozen cylinder raaser
plaster inch ny 10 yards a g rolls beIindonna
pas perl ! yard each J. 4 j.. rosis mustard
piaster e.oshy yard acn ! ron isangiAss .ast r
tssscki Fol isiEsisss sffeshl. 4 a0zsa ~ ID M
meat DC xeS f9uneee.4 dozen powder bore. n,s.s
ao1eB PAL boxes med 2doxea camsss hair t-s,stIs
large. 1 dozen Paysoa's indesfble snk Z sozsa
n9edscaae glasses, l-oonce gradi&tioa; \ Doe a
syrIns~s rasber plpes Dayidson's No j. q 800
eSFks. grain each. Nos 8. L. 8. 8, ana - s9o
geiafiBs capsules, 200 each Nos. l. 2 3 saa 4. "a
daxrn eva SisfA dozsn 1g-ounes. 5 sl.,xeu q
oanee. dozen e-onncs. dozea s-ounce dozea
drren CaEicnFa soap. pound &. 4. pals a. = r
seattne. Z q. 4 TO-. 200 podaph aud sep.an s.esa-
nH<s r. z a Co. ZOO pail pct p~rnsAnxAnAkeL
sssAtias 7. u q Co; zoo eomp siFychna
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-09-12

Fifteen hundred cords wood body nr. delivered
at hospital; zoo tons coal cases perforated toilet
paper. 10 pounds white chalk, 500 feet chalk line
80 barrels Portland cement
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-09-12

Advertisements nnder the hsad Of Lost. Found,
Ter Sale. For Rent and Situations Wanted Viii be
inserted al the rate Of cent word earn insertion.
Payment always in advance No advertisements
resolved for loss than IS cssfA
soTfcE--Tbs business ofice Of the Posr-fS-
rsIISeEscEs II open uatii IL .. n. Classified
advertisements will be received up 10 this time.
Advertisements win be rscefved ut branch Offices
Of she Pusr IgT ELEEaENeRR NJ;
Tacons Hareau. .s........ 4 10 Pacific Avenue
Thomas SRmmous, Manager.
Port Townsend. French 4 spfiuger
Ths following letters await advertisers At this
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-09-12
ELECTRICAL srrrIrEx

81 inch. barrel boiled iinseed oil. so gallons
fnraisare varnssh 500 pauads white lead eround
In OIL 25 pounds Venetian red ground in OIL 10
pounds versbillign red In oil. 10 pounds burnt
ssenRa " o Is pounds burnt lumber in OF 10
gallons japan Tarnish, 10 gallons aapha tuua warn,
lsh, ss-dVzea steel slass cutter box glass loT2O
sox glass lsxz4. l5 pounds sheaiac so gallons
turpentfne.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-09-12

n ANfEu~ttaEsE AND tor rNsgAfL
w snsns p5an, sass ytsa 81 h&st ssss..sF snx,ls
Acassas e., r. "a hSx EAa. s~sxs.sA
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-09-12

SfkANkb OR STOLEN. FROM RIPLEYss
- eene. l1ks NAshtRgfon. ene rssa ssesd
sSssal asssV eaueds. ere red STAG. weight ]. ssss
srssdAss. ecatA seattle
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-09-12
sPEcI4E NOTICES.


A RTHUA l. coos Nnw MAKES SUITS
II oyescoAls Aad trousers Ta4s 9os.ssela haslding
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-09-12

WANTEp~sAtARY OR COMMISSION To
" agents 90 handle the pAfaat Chemical Ing
ffasiHE frncis TIE most useful aud novel inv ea.
uoe 81 the aee, sTases trk thoroughly in two soc.
ends, works ike mag quo 20 500 per esat pFaat.
agents make $50 per week. We aisa aaat gen.
era Hgent to take charge % territory and appoint
saar aEentss rare ehsnce 10 make money, erlte
for terms and specimen ~ erasax. Monroe Eraser
Manufacturing ia, \ sS La Crosae Wis
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-09-12

1 .oNA - BLACK LEATHER POCkETBOoK
- Silsae.ns money and ~ uRsie Tscsirs. Ssijt-
SO go. - A. ?, y, mckenzie. HlEcklsy house.
| pSI-FoN TERRIER Dos; WHITE BLACK
a pAtea on esh sses - face rights side AMI near
A it-s Finder rewarded return
ioS 20 4F-l esls5 81 i0l Butler heck
4 osi-cCSbAN. \ LADY'S P0CkETBook
II between lake Unfaa ana Mason = T~r-,,5s'
Aa1rss instie poc<etoook- Finder tsavs at Post
Iatslisgsnc@r ursca
/ osf-t@o REWARD WILL RE PAID FOR
NAh scotch collie fsEenherAD dog. lost
= Naraeeell. c@rzeF kan4olPh and HAyeS
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-09-12

NroTIcE-YoU WILL SAVE TINE AND
~ money by getting prices common and
pressed brick terra Gotta mortar colors etc, from
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-12-06
With Soothing Ba'my Oils.
A. M. HARGTR, Pres

COScer TssnsOT, CGtGrTb, Piles, FiStWIG, Ecse'rG,
and all Skin and WORso Diseases
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-12-06
Meade County.

4A0@AO 0VAAyB
EDITOR ADvocATE:-It may not b
uninteresting to some Of your readers II
learn something about the good cause il
Meade county.
We have steadily gained strength eve
since the Peoples party was organized
The republican party, including tn,
demo-republiCsns, have been consider
ably in the majority. 1t may be still, ye
out Of seven county Offices which wer
filed by the last telectlon, only three wer,
filed by republicans, viz: treasurer, clerl
and coroner. The balance, viz: th'
sheriff, register of deeds, surveyor RnC
commissioner for the first district elected
are either svowed Populists or invariAbl!
holding to Populist principles. We coulc
have elected an svowed Populist To-
treasurer il the Populist had not beer
divided on the candidate. The repub
Iicsns are not showing victory over oul
County election.
Three years ago few republicans wht
were chronic Office seekers joined the
Farmers Alliance and were as radical il
their advocacy Of Populist principles a.
anyone. Two years ago they sought
nominations in our convention. Failing
as they ought to, they went back to the
old sinking ship, greatly to the bsnefl
Of the Peoples party. With those very
few exceptions our members have stood
very firmly upon the eternal principle
they planted themselves. During the
last two years I have yet to learn OF a
single Populist going back to the repub,
licsn or democratic party. l well re-
member the exultsnt shout which the
republicans raised two years ago, saying
the Peoples party was too dead to ever
be resurrected. Yet all the time they
seemed to be wonderfully afraid of the
corps. The next year showed that their
fears were we'll founded, when the Popu-
lists elected the entire state ticket and
majority of both houses Of the legisla-
ture. When / say both houses / do not
mean the majority Of the lower house
made by fraud by election boards and
the state canvsssing board, but by the
legal votes cast for those who were
legally eligible for the Office voted for.
The republican fear of the said corpse
reminded me of raid which the buc-
cancers made upon q town in South
America. One Of the buccaneers was
killed. The brave Spanlsrds were 30
much afraid Of the buccaneers that
they would not 60 near the corpse for
several days. / am 81 years OF age. A
greater share OF my life has been given
to humanity. have been in the politi-
cal reform movement since 1876, when /
voted Tor Peter Cooper, and Ihsve never
been with either the old parties since
Then | enlisted in the good cause for life
Il have never deserted, and by the grace
Of God never will. In 1884 my son and
were the only ones in this country who
voted the greenback ticket. / did not
expect to live to see the good cause as
fsr advanced as it 10 now. To God be all
the PRAISE. II / can live to see Popu.
list president and congress elected |
shall feel like exclaiming, like good, old
Simeon, "Lord, now let thy servant de-
part in peace, for mine eyes have seen
A. .nl-nAsnnp T,mnCoOa Ruilc mo IN
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1893-12-06

Send for an ADvocAEn gahseEip.ion pla
card 10 hang IN yOur aaOra @ oflse'
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1893-01-12

father" she called, the name cutting
the still air like knife. For a mo-
ment all was silent then a cry an
swered her, and old Dade's ghastly
face peered above the dunes edge.
A few swift steps and Joyce was be-
side him, and alas, beside the body
Of her lover. Half hidden beneath
the rank sea grasses, Juan lay as he
had fallen at Dade's feet. The old
man stood leaning on his heavy stick,
his vacant gaze bent on the dead
face. AS Joyce grasped his arm, he
lifted his dull eyes to hers.
"One blow" he muttered; "only
one, yet how still he lies"
His wild questioning look met
Joyce's glance of stunned horror.
"We quarrelled," he continued in
the same mechanical fashion; land
he dared to say he loved you; then
| struck him with my stick and he
fell without a word-once fancied
he moaned Joyce, his remorseful
despair stirred even her numb senses
Us he dead ("
With shudder she shook off her
fathers grasp, shrinking from his
touch.
Into the sullen heavens streaks OF
ruddy light crept, disturbing the
dusky chaos. One shaft of crimson
fire fell across the dune, playing
about Dade's brow and bathing the
rigid figure of Joan in its CHASTITY
radiance. With a sudden bitter cry,
Joyce fell on her knees beside the
dead man.
Juan Juan!" she whispered.
Alas only the other hoarse voice
answered her.
Presently she rose, pointing with
strange look, towards the sky.
"Seel the heavens, alight with
blood, denounce us.
Stricken with fresh and terrible re.
morse, Dade watched his daughter
The blue eye, fixed in a confused
mindless stare, gazed vacantly past
him."
There is no other way of escape
father, come"
Without again noticing the dead
and with that unseeing expression
still on her pale face, Joyce moved
down toward the water, and weep
ing like child, the old lighthouse
keeper followed. Il Florence Clark,
in N. Y. Home Journal.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1893-01-12

New Advertisements.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-05-24
Our Forests Not Giving Out.

According to some facts and figures
presented 10y Henry Gannett in re-
cent issue Of the New York Sun, there
is to-day nearly if not quite as great
an area of wood-la in the United
States as when the white man set
foot on our shores There are not so
many square miles Of merchantable
timber now az then, but the territory
occupied by growing trees is about az
extensive as it was 400 years ago, and
these trees will in time grow to a
size suitable for the production of
lumber. Some of Mr.. Gannett's state
ments are quite inconsistent with the
general belief that American forests
are giving out. He says, for instance,
that only about 270, square miles,
or less than one-tenth the area Of the
country, is artiticially cleared land,
while to Offset this loss there has in
recent years been great extension Of
wooded land in the prairie States as
well as in some of the natural tree
growing States. A table is published
showing the total area and the
wooded area Of each State, the fig
ures having been obtained from re-
ports of the census and agricultural de-
partments, from official surveys, and
in few cases from careful estimates.
AS a grand result, 1t Is shown that
the wooded area in the United States,
excluding Alaska, is nearly l, ll3, coo
SQUARE miles
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-05-24
SPRING CLEANING.
A RECIPE FOR HoUsEKEEPERs.

Assume a stern and dismal manner,
and mix with it a large proportion of
Irritability, whip up the latter, and
serve out hot, especially to those who
are trying to help you. This will
serve a twofold purpose; it will make
the willing ones pray for death, and
will encourage the lazy hands. Then
begin. Turn out several rooms at the
same time, mix the furniture of all
Thoroughly. This will save time and
temper. Take up the carpets and have
them beaten as near an open window as
possible in order that the dust may set
tie on the newly washed floors. Have
the whitewashers in before you are
ready for them. and, If not convenient,
at night. By so doing you get a
CHASTITY ghostly effect invaluable in
spring cleaning, you also convey the
impression that you are working
against time. Thoroughly disorganize
the servants. Let the under-house-
maid cook, and the cook scrub the
drawing-room floor. This will make
both suffer more, and therefore is of
great value. Dine in the spare bed
room. This will show the family you
are in earnest, and unfit your husband
for his work. Turn out all drawers
and cupboards, and put the contents
clrefully away in different places, so
that you may not be able to find them
yourself, and can ultimately blame
some one else for mlsplacing them.
Wash all pictures and china, and
frighten the servants into breaking as
many pieces as possible. You will
then have the Joy OF real grievance.
Put up white curtains they are so warm
and comfortable looking during the
rain and snow of an early spring. In
"going through" things never destroy
anything that Is really useless lumber.
This would deprive you of the pleasure
to be gained from "goiDg through" it
mother year.
| If anyone smiles during the cleaning
rebuke them; if it is servant an
hours sermon on "light behavior" will
be of value to her, and at the end of it
she can be scolded for not "getting on
with her work" Never thank anyone
for anything they do for you. This
would be undiguified. Through the
entire cleaning make everybody's life
as great a burden to them as possible,
but be convinced In your own mind
that you yourself are only performing
n sacred duty In a thoroughly Chris
tian spirit.