Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1893-07-14
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

A Jack of all trades-The Western
burro.
About the most trying loop-hole of
the law is the moose. Puck.
The well-bred man who works in
bakery is loafer. Troy Telegram.
1t is the thunder of the man in need
that everlastingly sours the milk of
human kindness.-Puck
When d man sees that he is being
driven to despair lie ought to get out and
walk. k.-Yonkers Gazette.
By all odds the finest attraction at
the Worlds Fair will be the American
girl. Baltimore American.
knowledge is power. except ii the
case of the man who knows he is
whipped Indianapolis journal.
Pluck will tell Many man not
able to write his own name has made
his mark in the world. New Orleans
Picayune.
Hicks" "Blitson, they tell me, is
quite an athlete" Wicks-"Yes; his
last feat, hear was to run up board
"That Smith girl has cast an awful
spell over Charlie, He" 81 sup
pose so; she was typewriter for sew
eral years. Inter Ocean.
1t seems easy enough to name
baby, unless by some extraordinary
chance the baby happens to be your
own.-Somerville Journal
1t is impossible that there are as
good fish in the sea as ever we're caught,
if the kodack pictures that fishermen
bring home are true to life. Puck.
Drusilla-'I hear you are poor I
think we will have to break our rela-
tions." Ten Broke-'I have broken
all of mine already. New York Her
aid.
Milkman (apologetically) - ''The
milk is little blue this morning."
Mrs. Housekeeper-'It must be think
ing how everlnstingly poor it is get
ting. Troy Press.
Jinks-"Don't you think that the
intentions of French duellists are more
honorable than is generally con
cededY' Filkins-"Oh, yes; as a rule
they aim high. "-Brooklyn Life
'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.. Dillingham;,
your lady love has thrown You over.
What was the trouhle?" "Why, you
see, hattered her so much she got too
proud to speak 10 me Boston Bea-
con.
Gabble-"No. my cold decent seem
to be getting any better. have got
So now that | can hardly speak.
Some people would call
that great Improvement. Boston
Transcript,
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Globe
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