The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-07-27
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- 1873 Ei4lIn RtNa AkgthihF Nhen hs
ass1f Yes. b.. CREDITOR They're The
.out lefi loi yo7 fYer wv.
Never strike msa wbtn be ia dowr
ny seo. said Lard Chesterfield. be may
u stsp sgsia.
-wtsi weaIa you "a ~iih0ui aocttnf
well. We nish. ges along bot vtsi would
he drssgisi dof
People vito have bad ehsree 70 study
tho Chicago rivcr 10 lis pres eu, coalition
wozld scos VI The theory lhs, any uicrobs
could live in II f0r 40 instant
IA 80 fol responsibility rs.s upon the
msn .he Ls d, hni,sly made up bic mind
At last thai II - time fer him 10 psiet bis
ksase
pessiops Its dresdtnll pspa wants
me TO marry psn ! have pevsr seen
Perdn A. That's nothing. Ny father wants
.ae 10 mary msn ! have seen.
pus. Departures, Clcfk Cordially :
Hsrs.ls, ms lend you my umbrella. stc'
osd Department Clerk lsuspicionsly) =
Nbss's the matter With IN
- Blskes DO you have those rods on
Jour house TO protect you from lighininsf
UssIs Tne'op No, from Lightning rod
sseak.
What ws IL which csnsed you 10
break your engagement 70 Tonf oh,one
Aish. be began speaking seriously Of mar
ryirs and .tough. be vas going little
bit 100 fsr.
MIR Wickwire-- How 10 thi.y Aren't
we soins 10 have any dinner 10 day. Mrs
wiekwirs guess uot That woman ov.
n the way has bought such lovely new
bonnet lusi haven't got bill Of o. pei
lite.
You have got parrot believe Mr.
Henpecki Yes. Geo be talkr don't
know. My wife doesn't give him =
chance.
Here. you told me would be delghi
ted 70 see this horse go when got bin on
the road He wont move loot Well,
wouldu. you be delighted TO see bim
go'
" oung Colleeian II only people knew
- they think they now-Vassar Grad
uste lwicksdly) Why, then the under
graduates would be delivering lectures TO
ih Q professors.
Pepper Iha. boy OF mine ia repu
lar pheno nenon. Bachelor t~earily) =
10 what wayf Pepper Six years old and
nevsr said bright thing 10 bis life.
"A little Auburn boy evidently has old
er sisters. Tor when bis teacher asked him
10 dehne the ord fellow. be spoke right
up promptly aud said, A fell,r is some,
body wbot comes 70 aee yer,
-First Tramp Who woulln'tte pref,
ty little howerf 1t stays in bed oil sum.
mer. Second Tramp Yes. but think OF
the water you would Lave 10 take during
thai time. Ughl
johnny. said playmate 10 the boy
who is always lotiog thingf, is that watch
you got going y,t2 Nc. replied John.
ny. ruefnlly. It's gone.
--Gusher is not very happy in bis choice
OF sdieetiyes Why 30? Mrs. Gumme
fsted for compliment by asking whs,
be thought Of her slippers. And what did
he sayi lie said they we're immense.
Dudlet- Wha-ail You don't wemem
bah mel Why, / was introduced To you
not two houshs seo. Mrs Gutter = Don't
yen know. there are some people in the
world one has TO meet every few minutes
In order to keep up an acquaintance.
Chief Of police Examining applicant
Ter position - dstec,iye) do you know
vhat u mean. by ieloDy1 Applicant
Yes, sir. A felony iss man With . sore
thumb.
Mother Why are you not ~ polite
and considerable and gentlemsnly ~ little
Tommy Doddi Small Son-l euess may
be be was brought up on some street
where the other boys we're bigger than
him.
Professor Miss yAssargirl give the
school the distinctive differences between
poet and musician. Mics vsssarsirl--
Yes, cir. A musician hss long hair which
stands mp; and poet has long hair that
hangs down.
80 me years ago . prisoner vas being
led for murder by poison 10 Baltimore.
when the following passage At arms oocnri
red between lawyer snd physician who
hsd eean o. He'd 70 eive expert testimony
The lawyer a.kcd. Doctors some
times make matskes, don't theyf The
same ~ lawyers, was the ready reply. But
doctors mistakes are buried feet under
ground. added the lawyer. Yes. said the
docs4r, and lawyers mistakes sometimes
swing feet 10 air.
-Judee- Bat how did IL happen you |
beat this mani You say IL WAS the other
man Who made the disturbance. 0ficer--
This man. your honor, persisted 10 being
i1cdensise, while the otter chap showed |
tight hope jour honor, understand
my duty sss pelicensn.
A correspondent, signing herself Mrs.
l.. writes TO The Brooklyn Times inquir
ing. Hn ls.e do you thisk young man
should ssay whsn be ia counting young
lsdyl IL u any soader Brooklyn editors
srow prsmslarely old sheu they are call
ed upon 10 pass Judgements nroa quesi
ticns ~ dslicsts aud nomensous as this.
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