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The Helena independent., 1893-09-03

Sll uATiOh WANT D co ks; MAN AND
wife, strictly first class; just from east; no
children; OF strict moral habits; no obiootions
to country. hotel or camp, Address Goo. c. e..
The Helena independent., 1893-09-03

NNANTHD-PARTIES WANTING STUDENTS
w to do ianitor work or any light work for
board and room should call at tngelholn' e Eus-
ile College at once.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
A Distant Relative.

"You may remember that have spoken
of my Cousin Peter, who lives in Chicago"
remarked Mr. Trotter "His father was my
grandfather's half brother"
''Not very near" remarked his wife.
Moo, not very near, but living in Chi
cago during the Worlds fair"
"Oh, Tom! Why, of coursep' cried Mrs.
Trotter, with much enthusiasm. Have
you written to hims"
Eyes, we've been in correspondence for
six months-just proving our relationship,
y know. hoped that he might invite lis
out there"
''And has he written?"
"Of course he has," sighed Trotter. do
you suppose we corresponded for six months
by telegraph"
II mean, has he sent us an invitati0nW
"Yes-that Is, he has sent ME one"
"What? And forgotten me? OF course
you're not going"
"Going to whate"
"To accept his invitation--to Chicago"
Maria" rejoined Mr.. Trotter, "the two
are by no means the same He has not in
vited me to Chicago. I got a letter from
him last night inviting me to lend him
$780,"
well, are you going to-"
ITO what, my dear? Please be explicit"
ITO lend him the''---
swell, I guess not. We need the money
to go to Chicago with ourselves. Peter has
proved himself to be too distant relative,
my love. "--Harper's Bazaar
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
Where to stop in Chicago.

The perplexing question which is every
day asked by people who desire to go to
Chicago to attend the Worlds fair is,
"Where are We going to stay when we get
theres" This is easily answered, and if
you will 60 to the ticket agent of the
Santa Fe, Mr.. W. M. Smith, he will tell
you.
Arrangements have been made for the
distribution by the Santa Fe company of
a pamphlet entitled "Homes for Visitors
to the Worlds Fair" This is reliable
pamphlet containing the rames and ad
dresses of about 5000 families who will
furnish accommodations to visitors from
May to October 81, 1898. The pamphlet
also contains sectional maps which will
enable the intending visitor to select any
quarter of the city that he would prefer.
Correspondence can then be carried on
and definite arrangements made so that
when visitors arrive in Chicago they can
proceed at once to their quarters.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11

She Couldn't BE Supported.
They say that Mrs. Biones is getting a
divorce.
On what grounds!
She says that Bjones can not support
her.
always thought that woman unsup-
portable.-Harper's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
ATTRACTIONS HISTORIC AND MODERN.
AT THE GATEWAY OF THE RATIONAL PARE

Crest attitudes furnish q gymnasium
whore the respiratory organs are compelled
to DO exercised, and, consequently become
larger and more efficient.
Altitude, also, prevents instead of inducing
hemorrhage, as was the old opinion. This
fact has been well established by experiences
and observation.
Prot. NJ. W. Harrington, chief of the o. a
weather bureau, Eays:
Santa Fe lies in the driest part of the
United States. This region is extensive, but
changes in form from season to season.
Santa Fe is always in it, however.
THE WATERS os SANTA II.
Dr.. J. F. Banter ce-president Ct the
American Health Resort association says:
ut Is worth travelling miles to drink Of
such waters as flow through this deep cut IN
the mountains and supply the city Of SAINTS
Fe for domestic purposes and forirrigation
of the fruit farms. The water is absolutely
pure, cold and fresh from the melting
SHOWS above, or trickling from springs in
the mountain side 1t is free from all lime,
alkali or other ingredients so very injurious
to the consumptiye patient. Such water is
a great boon anywhere and ct any timo, bat
here, where other features of sunshine and
pure air combine to produce AZ ideal
climate, It Il Of special value
srATIsr1cAL REFORMATION.
The annual temperature varies but little
from year to year. The following tables tell
the tale:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
PUBLIC INSTITUTIONS.

Among tho moro important public lnsti.
tutions located here, in spacious and attrac'
tive modern buildings, are the o. 8. court
and federal oflcs building, the territorial
capitol, st. Vincent's sanitarium, territorial
penitentiary, New Mexico orphans training
school, St. Vincent's charity hospital, U. s.
government Indian school, Ramona memo.
Hal institute for Indian girls, st. Catherine
Indian boys training school, Fort Marcy
barracks, St. Michael's college, Loretto acad.
envy, Presbyterian home missions industrial
school for girls, New Mexico deaf and dumb
institute, New West academy, Catholic
cathedral and four parish churches, Epis.
copal, Presbyterian, Methodist and Con.
grssational churches, the governors palace.
Ehe archepiscopal residence Of Archbishop J.
B. Salpofnte and Bishop P. L. Chspells
and many others, including first-class hotel
accommodations. and several sanitary in.
stituNons for the benefit Of health.seekers.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
Slightly Changed.

The difficulty experienced by foreigners
in grasping the point of an American joke
was amazingly shown few nights ago at
one of the seashore resorts. One Of the
gentlemen of party perpetrated the old
story of the ancient knight who suddenly
experienced pain and then asked if any
one could tell him what time of day it was
when this fearful incident befell his knight
ships The answer-in the middle Of the
knight - was immensely enjoyed by a
French girl present, who soon after tried to
work off the same conundrum to new
conner. She proceeded with the prelimina-
ries of the story with great deal Of diff
ficulty and required some outside assist
ance. "Now," she said, 'vat time you say
it was" Il really can't imagine" said
the newcomer. "Vy," she said triumph
antly, lit vas at meednight. "-Philadelphia
Record
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
Life's Arithmetic.

Suppose there are 10 men at the beach
this summer and Clara is engaged to 2 Of
them, Kitty to ~ of them and Molly to
1910 of them, how many days will it take
Ethel to be engaged to all Of them when
they discover that her papa is a million
aire?
If it takes lazy freshman "a hours to
NOW lawn feet by Is, how long will it
take his feet to reach baseball match
mile away?
If you were rich enough to build hotel
palace, if you had all your garments made
In London and required valet to button
your gloves, besides being reader of soci-
ETY. notes, how long would it take you to
become a perfect ass, supposing you are
not one already?
If you have lost heavily on the street, if
three men have each borrowed $25 of you
and you have been blackballed at the club,
will you stamp on your new hat that cost
you IS, or 60 home and be cross to your
wife, who expects nothing else?-Life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
saved Her SONS Life.

Talking about warnings, continued the
gentleman, a lady friend of mine had a
strange experience. She had gone to
the sanitarium, shortly after her husbands
death, for the benefit of her chlldren's
health. While there her little boy,
George, took diphtheria aud the doctors
warned her not to enter the room where
he lay, as it would endanger the other
children's lives. She had obeyed the
order implicitly, but, one night as she lay
in bed, the voice of her departed husband
came to her, saying: Go quickly to
George; he's in danger Doctors warnings
were thrown aside. She hurried down the
hall way to her boys room. She entered
just in time. There was her son blue in
the face and choking to death. A doctor
was called Immediately and performed the
operation of tracheotomy. The doctor
said if he had been ten minutes later the
operation could not have saved the boys
life. My friend tells me she frequently
sees yes, sees-and converses with her
MISUNDERSTANDING Dispatch
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
Nature Demands q Tonic.

We ought never to forget, even those
of US who possess vigorous health, that
we are wearing out-that the vital clock
work, so to speak, must eventually run
down. This, of course. We cannot pre-
vent, because it is in the ordinary course
of nature, but we may retard the too
speedy arrival of decay by the use of an
invigorant which takes rank of every
other-namely, Hostetter's Stomach Bit
ters. This century has not witnessed Il
parallel in success to this famous medicine,
which not only sustains health by pro-
noting vigor, but overcomes constipation
dyspepsia, chills and fever, nervousness,
rheumatism and other disordered con-
ditions of the system fostered by weak
ness and an impoverished condition of
the blood. The feeble, persons GONZALES
cling after exhausting disease, and the
aged, derive infinite benefit from the use
of this helpful and efficient tonic.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
Important Announcement.
To Those Who Contemplate Trip to tho
Worlds Fair.

Under its now summer schedule now In
effect, the Burlington route is enabled to
offer increased facilities in train service
and fast time from Denver eastward.
Train No. 6, "the Chicago and st. Louis
Special" leaves Denver daily at 1886 Il. M,
reaching Chicago at 4:10 and st. Louis at
800 p. H., the next afternoon, being only
one night on the road.
Train No. 2, the popular evening
"Flyer," leaves Denver at 1910 p. M,
reaching Chicago at 500 and st. Louis at
1875 the second morning.
These trains consist of vestibuled Pull
man sleepers, chair cars and diners, serv-
ing all meals On route, and making quick
er time by several hours than any other
road. For full Information, tickets and
sleeping berths, call on local ticket
agents, or address G.. W. Vallery, General
Agent, 1900 Larimer street, Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
THE NEEDLESS QUESTION.

Two Brilliant Con versationists Civ. Evi-
.icnce of Their Marvellous Powers.
May. brilliant conversationist.
Edith, another brilliant conversational.
May (rising as Edith enters the parlor)-
So you are in, dear? I'm awfully glad
Edith quitting Il very necessary inquiry
why, is it you, May?
May-Yes. l didn't have my cardcase
with me, you know
Edith (brilliantly)-Oh, was that why
you didn't send up your cards I couldn't
understand the name the girl gave me.
May Couldn't you? How funnyl l
just ran in here out of the rain. Pm
afraid my hat is ruined
Edith drawing a daring Inference
Didn't you have an umbrella with you?
May-No. Did you ever see such goose!
must have left it home. 1 lost one last
week anyway.
Edith Cnterestedly)-Where did you lose
it?
May-I don't know.
Edith NATURALLY astonished)-You don't
know!
May-No. must have left it somewhere,
I suppose
Edith-And you haven't found it yet?
Isn't that too bad, dear? Oh, by the way,
are you going to Mrs. Van Ogden's dance
next Thursday?
May Dumping at skllful conclusion)-
Oh, does she give dance?
Edith (still more skillfully)-Yes. Aren't
you invited?
May-No. Are you?
Edith-Yes. 1t will be great fun. l
know she must have meant to ask you,
dear. Oh, did you hear of the death of Mr.
Ford's little boy?
May with thirst for information)-Ha
Mr. Ford a son?
Edith-Yes A son and daughter
May-Why, is he married?
Edith-Didn't you know that? He mar
ried Baltimore girl.
May-Oh, yes, remember. She was
from the south, wasn't she?
Edith-Yes, guess so. She was awfully
pretty.
May-Rather handsome, wasn't she,
with very sweet, musical voice?
Edith-Did you ever meet her9
May-Oh, yes, at the Winslows' one
evening
Edith-Do you know them?
May-Why, yes, indeed. Kitty and are
old school friends.
Edith--Did she go to Nine North's tool
May-Yes. We used to room together.
Edith-Oh, then, you must have been
room mates. Weren't your
May (suddenly)-Why, Edith, is that an
other new dress?
Edith-Mercy, no! It's only my old
mauve serge.
May-I should never have known It'll
Did you have it made overy
Edith-That little seamstress picked up
did it.
May-Have you seamstress? You must
lend her to me. Is she clever! want her
if she can do work like that.
Edith-Do you like the way she has
fixed it?
May-It's perfectly lovely. (Rising But
must be going.
Edith (hospitably)--Oh must you go'
May-Yes, it has stopped raining and I'm
In an awful hurry.
Edith-Why, have you anything to do?
May-Lots, dear! can't wait another
minute. Come and see me some time, dear
Goodby
Edith-Are you really going' kissing
herr Goodby.
May quitting her hand on the knob)-Is
this the door? Goodbye
Edith las the door opens)- can you
open it? Well, goodby!
May--Goodby! - Harry Romaine in
Vogue.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11

Mr.. Thomas Bate, editor of the Graph
ic, Texarkana, Arkansas, has found what
he believes to be the best remedy in ex-
istence for the hux. His experience is
we'll worth remembering. He says: "Last
summer had severe attackof flux. l
tried almest every known remedy, none
giving relief. Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy was rec
commended to me. I purchased bottle
and received almost immediate relief. l
continued to use the medicine and was en-
tirely cured. take pleasure in recon-
mending this medicine to any person suf-
fering from such disease, as In my opin-
ion it is the best medicine in existence"
% and so cent bottles for sale by A. G..
Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
a Biz Cash Order.

A man sat in carriage outside a drug
store, looking impatiently toward the
door, as if hoping some one would attend
to his wants. Presently one of two clerks,
who were INDUCING in a warm-day chat,
noticed the strangers eagerness and hur-
out to enquire his wishes. Here l have
been waiting five minutes, said the man.
It's funny person can't be seen from
behind plate-glass windows. Will some
one hold my horse while get what want?
He is uneasy and am in hurry. The
clerk called a boy and the man rushed
in the store, closely followed by one of
the clerks, who was just in time to hear
him impatiently order two cents worth of
gum.-Minnoapolis Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
RngouHcEs.

Santa Fe county has An area OF 1,49S,0oS
arss and population Of 5000. The prin.
Opal occupations are mining, sheep and cat
To raising, truck farming and fruit growing.
The valley soils are especially adapted to
horticulture and there is 1t hand never
falling market in The mining CAMPS.
In the southern portion of the county
mining forms the principal industry, the
large deposits of coal lead, silver, iron, cop
PR and gold, in veins as well as in the form
Of placer gold, at Cerrillos, New Places
(Dolores), Golden and San Pedro being just
" noted for their richness.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
pletelv cured.

pletely cured. If she's overworked,
nervous, or "run down." she has
new life and strength.
"Favorite Prescription" is a
powerful, invigorating tonic and .
soothing and strengthening nervine,
purely vegetable, perfectly harmless.
It regulates and promotes all the
proper functions of womanhood,
improves digestion, enriches the
blood, dispels aches and pains,
brings refreshing sleep, and restores
health and vigor. For every "fe-
male complaint and disturbance, it
il the only remedy SO sure and un-
failing that it can be guaranteed.
If It doesn't benefit or cure, you
have your money back.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11

Not long ago an accident happened to
little Barbara's doll Gladys, which was
thereupon sent to store where surgical
attention is given to wounded dolls. When
the day came for it to be discharged, cured,
Barbara obtained permission to go and
get it.
Barbara stood on tiptoe before the coun-
ter of the store and asked If her doll was
mended.
II guess So" said the young woman be-
hind the counter, fumbling over pile of
dolls on shelf. But Pm afraid can't tell
which one it is in all this lot"
"Oh you can find her easily enough"
said Barbara confidently. "Her names
Gladysw-New Orleans Picayune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
Victory! The Greatest the World
Has Known.

To many man, stricken on the field of
battle, the cry of victory has fallen CRATE
fully; but even more grateful to an in
dividual is realizing sense that by the
use of DR.. Miles Restorative Nervine he
has achieved victory over any nervous
affection, such as prostration, sick head
ache, poor memory, dizziness, sleepless-
ness, neuralgia, hysteria, fits, dullness,
sexual debility, irritability, commissions,
spinal irritability, st Vitus dance, etc
Testimonials of thousands of such cures
are in possession of the DR.. Miles Med
ical Co., Elkhart, Ind, Restorative Ner-
vine is sold by A. c. Ireland, jr., the
popular druggist, on a guarantee. Ask
for book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
The Alameda

A new and very attractive resort in the
charming Mesilla valley, one mile from
Las Cruces, N. M. Thoroughly comfort
able and home-like. Strictly first-class
in every respect. The choicest of fresh
fruits at all seasons and Jersey milk and
cream specially. Livery furnished at
reasonable rates. Terms $40 to $14 per
week. For further particulars, address
j. K. LIVINGSTON,
Las Cruces, N. NJ.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11

The success of Mrs. Annie M. Beam, of
McKeesport, Pennsylvania, in the treat
ment of diarrhea in her children will I'M
doubtedly be of interest to many mothers
She says: II spent several weeks in
YOUNGSTOWN, Pa, after the great flood, on
account of my husband being employed
there. We had several children with US,
two of whom took the diarrhpa very
badly. I got some of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy from
Rev. Mr.. Chapman. 1t cured both of
hem. l know of several other cases
where it was equally successful. think
it can not be excelled and cheerfully
recommend it," 25 and so cent bottles
for sale by A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
Eifty-six Hours to New York via
The wabash.

Leave Denver, Pueblo and Colorado
Springs, Monday evening; arrive Kansas
City, Tuesday, s p. M; arrive Toledo
(Wabash Short Line), Wednesday, 4:30 P.
m.; leave Toledo (Lake Shore Flyer),
Wednesday, p. NJ; arrive New York IN.
Y. CentraI, Thursday, II a. IN.
Avoid the rush and crowd at Chicago.
@. M. HAMpsoN, Com'l Agent,
1924 18th st., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
The Umpire.

He stands before the eager, surging throng
Weary and wretched, and the mighty
crowd
Cheer all the men around him wondrous
strong,
But threaten him with imprecations loud.
Yea, mock the man whose object is to please.
Without tinge of shame, sad and forlorn
He stands where balls fly thickest. but they
freeze
The marrow In his bones with looks Of
scOrn.
He knows this weary hour may be his last,
But on his noble brow no trace Of fear
Appears. His eyes upon the field are cast;
His form is bent with sorrow and with care
He lifts his eyes-and In hollow tone
dull we'll he knows he cannot please them
ally,
With features rigid a. block of stone,
He cries. "Play BALI"
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
Star or the SOuth,

Go to Velasco for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, whore the soil
ia q natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years 2b
degrees above zero. Warmest day " de
grees. Velasco offers the best invest
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, Velasco Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
sudden Death! That Startling News
Heading.

The public is becoming accustomed to
the above heading, but nevertheless it al
ways conveys shock. Sudden death in
a vast majority of cases results from
heart disease, manifested by any one or
several of the following symptoms: Short
breath, palpitation, irregular pulse, wind
in stomach, pain in side, shoulder or
arm, under left shoulder blade, between
shoulders or in bowels, irregular or inter-
mittent pulse, oppressed feeling in chest,
choking sensation, weak or hungry spells,
difficult breathing, swelling of feet or
ankles, dropsy. DR.. Miles New Heart
Cure speedily remedies all these. Sold by
A. G. ireland, jr., on guarantee, who will
give you his elegant book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
WORLDS How to economic time

WORLDS How to economic time
FAIR. and money as to see
the Worlds fair to best advantage, is
question that may have puzzled you.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in adj
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
lust issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. II contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map of Chicago, and
other information of value to sight-seers.
g. T. NICHOLSON, g. p. & L. A., A., I. d s.
F. R. R., Topeka, Kas, SANTA FlG
and ask for free copy. JtOUTE.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
For safety.

Mrs. Hicks-The paper says coal went
up again to-day.
Hicks-Bring in the scuttle before you
go to bed.
Mrs. Hicks.-What for?
Hicks--I want to put it under my pill
low.-New York Times.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
Only Right to Tell.

The Rev. Mark Guy Pearse, the eminent
English divine, writes:
BEDFORD PLACE, RUSSELL SQUARE,
London, December 10, 1888. }
81 think it only right that l should tell
you of how much use find Allcock' g
Porous Plasters in my family and among
those to whom have recommended them.
l find them Il very breastplate against
colds rnd coughs"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
Not Quite Mad.

Lawyer-Were you acquainted with the
deceased
Witness-Only in business way. Twas
clerk in large store at which the lady did
much of her shopping.
Lawyer-Did you in that capacity notice
in her any signs of insanity?
Witness-Well, no, not insanity exactly
merely eccentricity. WAS in the thread
department, and have frequently seen her
buy a spool of thread and carry it home
herself.-Exchange.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11

Frank Masterson has fitted up his
cabinet maker and carpenter shop, on
corner opposite Boletin Popular office on
Water street. He is prepared to do all
kinds Of upholstering, cabinet making
and general carpenter work, with neat
ness and dispatch, and solicits thepublio's
patronage. II you have any extra nice
or difficult work to do, give him call.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11
Miles Nerve Il Liver Pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taset
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equaled for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, SO doses rs cts. Sam
pies Free, at A. @. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-11

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. The result is specific for sick
headache, biliousness and constipation.
New Mexico Drug Store.