New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-07-14
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

In England 10000 vclodpedc' are turned out an
nuollv In France, where they used TO lauSn Il, INC
,.noeimon there are now 300 900 proprietary wheel
mon and perhaps rs many more who hire wheels
CwcndoIcn another Boston maiden. OF seven. who
hag ,is simmer 10 visit some country relatives
The other day while she ana IN" lahliy wric - a.
baa ed Loudly and repeatedly. ..,o., elm, ho,.
Mamma exclaimed t,w"ndoleil VINO .r' tcr,,,
lcring rags. rag'' out there '-'ho''o"
The latest improvement in Bicycles Is to dispense
With the brake That Is all We'll enough but DIE
fortunc Is assurcdiy in store for the man who IN
.,,s , bicycle that can be operated without pedals
II Often Happens hear that the literary cin io
made quite "a lion oil 1inlinihs on account Vi "'
'''S Y,l' they kept it up til they made an ass OF
him. "-(lndanapoN' journal
. Missouri farmer named Goodn recently stumbled
an = ccninrrr's incarnation in an old book, ana DC
cded TO give 1t to Lis infant son ms middle name
Th, boy /, therefore loaded down with the following
uome. william O. Observation-Disclosures Goodn.
Can't Help Thcmselves.-IIe--If there is anything
I drtrst It's a nirty woman.
Sh,-IIumph. Why not u llfy man
Ilc-Oh well. man has some excuse: women
are so attractive you know New York Weekly
The usual number Of expert swimmers are get
ling drowned this season through their foolish bravado
in most cases.
Read at the Literary Congress In Chicago yesterday
ChildrcnS DdyD
on afternoons, when baby boy has had splendid
And sits. like any monarch on his throne In nurses
In mis- proculiar wise ! hold my kerchief to my face
And cautiously and quietly | move about the place
Then with cry STdd'nN r nd rr 6 a when y
Booh!'
sometimes that rascal tries to make believe that he
And. really. when l first began, he stared and
And t6rH his under lip came out and further out
Till mamma and the nurse agreed it was "cruel
But now what does that same wee toddlins iisplns
Emf I lSTsh and kick his little heels when l say
lie laughs and kicks his little heels in rapuronS See'
In slrIli despite treble bids him do It all alden
And of course do IT, for. as ms prosecute, o
II is such pretty pleasant play a. TINS hai az" lot
And it Is oh, such fun: aud | am sure mat Snail
rue , A., sam,
' ~ y. boob ~ Eugene Field.
SAYS the Rev Dr. Cuylcr: "Thcre used TO he
sharp story told of stlngy millionaire In Newfork
who was solicited contribute toward rearing
statue to Washington. The misrr refused with the
excuse. 4 keep Washington always In my heart
Wcll.' replied the indignant solicitor. i don't believe
the father Of his country got Into such light
place rs that This story to me when hear
certain professors OF religion complain that they do
not enjoy their religion they have not enough OF
1t to enjoy
The Arts of City Beaus.-Mrs. Backwoods tahing
in the Fair)-Mara, child! Come out OF TINS picture
gallery instantly
Mnria-Why ma! What's wrong
Mrs Backwoods- Sakcs alive. I've just seen
sicn that called this the palace OF beaux arts. knew
fore we got through with II, but didnt dream they
advertised Il 50 brazcn likc.-Ch!cage Record.
"Tb. Buffalo Courier" talks good when II
SAYS. "Thc florist who makes sca-serpents and
pucsts and sun dlals out of flowers does not cause
any indifferent person admire thcr beauty; rather
mo dIstracts attention from their dccacy OF form and
coor TO the effect Of the mass. Flowers and foliage
were never intended to be made into dlals and
clobcs Hundreds Of other materials lend themselves
mar, readily such purpose, while their position
in thc economy OF nature is far Different
Tho difficulty experienced by foreigners I'm grasp.
Ing thc point OF an American joke was amazingly
enc Ct the gentlemen OF party perpetrated the old
s,nrv Il the ancient hnisht who suddenly experienced
, main and then asked Ii any one could tell him what
lime Of day II was when this fearful incident Ocell
Ms kuightship The anSwer-in the middle OF the
LnIrt-was Immensely enjoyed by French girl pres
"ut who soon after tried Ia work oil the same conun-
drum In a newcomer She proceeded with the pre-
ilminaries the story with ercat deal Of difficulty
She said. vat time you say II vas" :" really can't
lmartnc, said the newcomer IVY" she said
iriw phanuy, 1t vas at meednight. philadelphia
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