New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-10
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

TIL. Editor NJ 9Grffin's Journal an Influenza
Roman Catholic paper OF Philadelphia, spea.. thu
about Roman Catholics who oppose the pubic schools
"Do YOU think public school graduates could hsvo
less true religion abclt them than these holy hatenf
The religious instruction they get net to be Of
any value by the fruit ye know the tree and
II the bowers after the religious schools show such
fruit OF the teachings they get, ! guess the pablo
sch ,ols will do less harm and the Cardinal Gibbon
told the Pope, More thar Onchalf OF our childrA
attend the public schools and, In spite OF all VIC -
do, Will continue to attend them."
Terst stale ov the Spelling Reform)
TU EIZAK FITMAN ON HIZ BIRTHDAY.
II wishcz Ov mein kud acheev THAR Intent
and ktid the futiur kontroa!,
thei left shud flow on I'm unb0unded konlentv
perfekt harmonious hole.
Aui trubel and hare far away,
the liteI berdz merf ana gay
az thay ST In the tree
sshud wOrbe tn thee:
"Meni hapi retuinz Oy the dayl"
Aul weh shud be them, and aul pouer and tina
II such thou slu1st kare tn pozes
aul nashonz reois at the sound cv thei name,
auI peep,z revere thee and bes.
l3eneeth thei benefisent sway
both natIur and men shud be gay,
yuniversal aklam
shud respond tn the name,
"Meni hap retiirnz 0v the day!'
But alas in this aio we,r 50 mater,ov.fakt
that the fariz the erih hav forsaken;
THAR veri ekzstens IL often atakt
and THAR feinal farewell thay hav taken.
We lv in k0mcn- phase way,
and In komon- phase a.sens We say,
with a mceningles smell
our lips aul the wheil
"MenI hapi retunz ov the day!'
ain Canada, says The Independent "they can
This country The States Then why may not tho
riddle OF a n:amo for our people be solved by calling
MS states mem - The objection TO that name would
he its associations. william NJ. Tweed declared him.
self TO he statesman, on his trial. And every ward
politician Of Tammany considers himself to be
statesman
The editor OF Georgia paper says that parer money
is full Of bacteria ana disease germs AT latest 40
counts the editor himself was I'm fine health lie
says is unnecessary for him 10 quarantine his once
against paper money. His subscribers protect him
amply In that rcspect.@Atanta Constitution.
A "Cape Codder- tells "Tle Boston Journal how
he cured "a setting hen. II made he says. hall
a dozen snowballs and soaked them In water. In
the morning they were solid Ice. shaped them as
near like an egg possible and then placed them
under the setting hen. She smiled. stood by and
watched her. She cuddled the ice eggs under her
and chuckled softly TO them. In about ten minutes
she appeared to get uneasy She arose and scratched
the darlings together and shook herself; then EVIL
IDENTIFY satisfied, settled down again. soon she g1
up once MORE this time with evident concern; some
thing wrong, surely; perhaps the weather was
getting cold. she felt wet ana emily, OUT, WIN
great perseverance,, she sat down again, and again
got up this time for good She walked out OF the
box and then turned and looked in, but she had hae
enough
"was Rome founded by Romcof" inquired pYl
OF the teacher. mo. my son." replied the whe
man: 1T was Juliet who was found dead by Romeo
-(Drake's Magazine.
Hoke Smith is the name Of q street-car driver b
Philadelphia.
Mr. Olney makes the sixth Attorney General -
ected from the State OF Massachusetts since the or
Levi Lincoln, Caleb Cushing. Ebenezer X. Hoar and
Charles Devens complete the list. Pennsylvania has
also had six Attorneys -General: william Bradford,
Richard Rush, Henry ID. Gipn, jeremiah s. Black.
something the credit OF the lawyers OF these two
COmmonwea that out OF forty AttOrneys-General
twelve should have been selected from among their
membership.-Charleston News and Courier.
The funny men don't seem to have killed the Co
people thus far have bought three Of them TO one ct
the old.
Some day. said the bengnant old gentleman froa
abroad, who visiting the Sunday school and bad
been invited to talk to the children many OF the
become sobered with the grave responsibilities that
life brings to us all. There may not be a iutuN
President OF the United States among you, Children
but other places Of honor and trust may await YOU
and venture the prediction that some OF the boys %
whom am now talking will live to become members
OF the legislature"
There was moment of Mortified silence, and then
the superintendent said, In strained voice:
~ beg your pardon, sir but you forget you q"
now In NewJersey. "-lTrenton State Gazette.