The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-07-13
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sey rsmsit.io mskef Pfho9sr (s bar
tsrl Ye. four woship, your LAif vant'
eating Nsgissfsia 80 does you're. !
months
ID yoa kaos shsiher OF not MIR Ri
~ zee wss ever drs,. mskeff No, Why
The ,bousbls 10 her l..l book sore ellthl
ed 30 beautifully
Tommy Paw, ben they send lett II
the dead le,tr Office, what 10 IT thai
k.ils ihemi Mr. flgs they are stamped
10 desth think.
Mrs Byen - All the big berries are 81
the top Of the boz, supposed Tom Cat
ter Oh DO N nm sone Nv EN- are on TOP
Nv the other boIes.
Father. sill yoa buy me lypsurittr'
Why. VIA, 90 earth do you want With .
typswriterf wsnt /, 30 can have 80 eI
rne ipr ny bad spellip.
.-Youns Man so Ella is your oldest
sisisrf Who comes after berf Small
Brother Nobody amt come nyei; but
pa says The first follow that comes can
bsvs hsr. tf
Mr. Jones : sssnrs you, Ethel. II
VS. . terrible storm. Every moment Was
expecting the lightning TO sitihe the tree
vas nuder. L hel Then why didn'l
you &c, ander some other oneS
Small Boy Il wish you'd stop comm
10 see my sister. Mr.. Dndie All. weslly
and why' Small Boy-I asked psps TO
bur me q monkey, aud be said one moo
key In ismily was enough.
Parent And does my daughter really
love your Chsppie-- Desrly,sirl Parent
lrtaee,iyely) Il presume 80, poor frsnk
hearted little Katie: She could love most
anything
Making any money these days? ask, d
Hicks OF the mill owner: Hardly any. said
The other We Are beginning TO realize
the truth Of the old saying that II takes 10
mills TO mske one cent.
Mr.. Sappy Emma says that ! am sl'
ways trying to get something for nothing
She How did she come to say that? Had
you iust proposed 10 ber9
Mrs Brown George have Jon looked
81 that china ! have been psinline2 Mr.
Brown = Yes heard You say you wanted
IL fired, 90 let 1t go out the window at 8
cat last night
First little girl Has your sister be
gun ,akin music lessons yelY Second lit
tie girl She's tskin somhn on th piano;
but cant tell yet whether its music OF
sypewriiio,
II have not refused him. she said aloud
Not even that satisisction is mine. she sd.
ded TO herseli--ror ever will be II wss
only the might have been.
Il do not see why yon should csyll 81
your husband his heart Is oil right. OBJ.
yes, bis heart is oil right. but ] do xisb
his liver we're in better condition.
How long, says . contemporary. can
one live wi,hou. siry 1t depends on The
sir. Most people could live long time
without some Of the airs which have been
popular during the last Ia uonths.
Daughter Just read in paper ihs
girls who learn 10 play the corne', clsron.
et flute or trombone, develop the pretti'
ct and enlist litIledimples in their CHEEKS
hat Father Yes, but think Of the win
iles they develop 10 every body else.
Mr. Manhattan Beach There 10 some
tLius 10 these weather predictions alter
eli. Mr. Murray Hill-As general thing
they are failures. Mr. Manhattan Beach
Yes. bat windy aud clustering westbeI
vss predicted for 10 day, and here is tel
seram fro m your mother. saying she will
DO here on the afternoon train.
! = What makes that new baby 81 yonr
house cry so much. Tommy Tommy Cp
disnspily); ], don't cry 30 very much
and. anyway. II all your teeth Was out, and
our hair Of, snd your legs so weak You
couldnt stand 90 them, | think you'd foe
like otyln yourSelil
Hicks The Rhode Island courts have
decided that the father has the legal right
10 nsGs the baby. Whist do you think Of
hiatt Mn Hicks--l think Rhode lslsn6
10 sboni tie smallest state IN the Union.
Have you any ere,ns sreens' irquirI
Vi the facelious customer, With . basket
90 bis arm. No. sir, answered The grocer,
nearest | csn come 10 EN- is psflor match
g. Any body waiting on you mssmf
Mad se- love Ctolly even for bis
vssktesses Msy-Bnt has he msnyi
Asdse oae. very pronounced. cispio
mania May -s,ealipgs Oh, how hrrii
blsl Yes, bn, they're otly-u-liss'
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lie O ,rfing biiisrs 10 . bar thin. u orDin.
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