New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-06-14
with drouth.' Ills conclusion from oil this Il thst
electric wires should be buried

with drouth.' His conclusion from al this Is thss
electric wires should be buried.
III you don't 90 out Of here In a minute IN
scald yOu.- exclaimed the wrahflll woman Of ths
house 10 the persistent pcdler. "That water on the
Stove won't be hot for half an hour, YETI answered
one OF these patent automatic tea-ketes that heats
water in less than two minutes over a slow IRE.
.caded and on nv way to sell something the red.
haired woman who Is attempting TO keep house next
door '-(lndianapolis J0ufnai'
Tue phIIanthroydc people Of Boston rejocs with e.
cccdIng Joy because the use OF electric cars has -
cved the poor horses but they continue to dock their
horses tails al the
a lie in the heart IS no winter than IT Is In the
The sulcst way to make bad man mai Is 70 ton
When you shake hands with n new convert don't
| do II with the tips OF your fingers;
There men who have creed rod long who
do business With a short yardstick.
1t is doubtful II one man In hana,ed gees to
@ rys ss Sn p pee sa a E M s than @
do their neghbOrs Is because they think II Is SAFER
and T how s0 "Son pGHp @y Would ruin the Of h
| nolshbor'. ,,
moon were about to turn 10 booi whenever she asks
him for n couple Of dollars Is not likely 10 become
very eloquent in prayer at his family al'ar.-thams
Horn.
number Of English journalists have been kngllted.
end a number are bcnishted-9n the torf question.
fer example.
in Wild nnimns lost his Second wife frieri called
hSm ' terms No o the deparei 5amraeh pmournfuy
asscned, observing: +" Yes she was an excellent
very kindly to the animals. Just imagine. she
wouldn't even inflow the shake; 10 sleep In her bed
In the winter me!"-(rrslic'i" Runasohnu.
Well, this IS a topsy turvy age. Here scms
walters adopting a rule not 10 accept lips!
Where has the buster gone' 1t is stu worn IN the
manifest and sensible convenience cndcars II 10 middle
a cS and a % iR hs d Ha He d sa as
completely last winters snowh1ke'. The clothing
stores keep them vhe back shelves. Few are sold.
The liz wholesale dealers % not sell dozen where
they once disposed Of bales. In few short years
this convenient garment has o%In 10 me
climate with hot, dry summers, our abundant
have become permanent article Of clothing for all
travellers. philadelphia Press.
Garter Harrison, surrender TO the plug hat habit
seems 10 have stirred Chicago to its depths. The
c!dtime worshlprcrs Of the western slouch hat are
seriously asking themselves II civilization is dream
AND HE GREW BOLDER.
"Jnst once - he cried. with lovers zest,
v,. Dear ,,aG, Kate at. b %ay in P'p Dressed
The hand of the Infanta ,"
ayes GcDige"- she bushed ard bowed her head
But you must understand,
ao prc,Scd-my-hpS, she SAID,
$40 the naniaS hand
-tChcago Tribune.
In a Vermont cemetery there /, a tombstone bear
ing the following Inscription: Sacred 10 the memory
OF three twins
When Charles Dudley Warner was the Editor OF
The Hartford (Conn.l Press" back in the sixties
arosng the patriotism OF The state by bis vigorous
appcals OF typeSetters came ~ rom tho -"r'-
posing room and planting himself before the editees
said: Well. Mr.. Warner I've decided 10 enlist IN
the Army With mingled sensations ~ pride ana
responsibility Mr.. Warner replied cncouragingv, mat
he was clad 10 that The man felt the call OF
duty "Oh II isn't that said the truthful com.
posor but I'd rather le shot than try 10 set any
more Of your copy And nobody enjoys telnng ne
story more than the brilliant author OF ny summer
IN a Garden. --,Troy Times.