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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
A Parasol Filtration.

The young lady in the case mad told her story
in a straightforward manner. not unminElsd
with spitefulness, and It looked rather bad for
the prisoner at the bar. says the Chicago NetOs
Record
You never saw the prisoner before" In
Never, and hope never will again, the
brute!" and her black eyes snapped angrily.
And he came up and addressed you'll"
what did he ssyY"
The girl blushed painfully. must I tellf"
she said.
well, he-he-said: .Ah. grille. can't hslp
you with some OF those pscksgesH"
What were you doinRf"
81 had just come out OF the store and was
trying to open my parasol"
You had not addressed him.
mo. sir"
Nor given him any encouragemsntr'
II hadn't even noticed him." She was get
ting angry now.
That will do"
She stepped down, and the defendant asked
to be heard.
He was sworn.
self"
Il thought she wanted to get acquainted, yer
honor" replied the young man.
The complainant glared at him.
What made you think sol"
why. the way she acted. "
How What did she do?"
We'll, judge, l can't explain very well, but IL
you'll just run your eye over this you1l see my
position exactly"
And he took from his pocket a pamphlet
decorated with cupids and marriage bells and
entitled How l Charm the Fair Sex" He
opened it and handled ii to the magistrate. who
read:
PARAsoL FILTRATION.
Held in both hands, pointing upward-You
interest me.
Held in left hand and shaken-Come to me-
Pointed toward the toe We are watched
Partially opened-I desire an acquaintance.
Fully opened-My heart is thine.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
Minister Bustiss
From the Philodelphia Press rep.

From The Philadelphia Press lRep.).
Ex-senator James b. Eustis, who has been
nominated to the French mission, will take to
French large wealth, long experience IN public
life and acquaintance with social life. Nh Eus-
tbs parentage and residence in New Orleans
gave him his French and his marriage into the
family OF the late w. W. Corcoran brought
him large fortune. He had in the Senate the
reputation OF being. his friends said, TOO phleg-
matte; and his enemies, too indolent. to make
full use of his powers. It was only on rare oc-
casons that he aroused himself and his long
service In the Senate had no very definite fruits
but his lack Of self assertion will do him no
great barn in the French mission. He is Ger
tain 20 make a very favorable impression on
French society, and while he will find himself
worked good deal harder than he now anticl-
pates, there is nothing in our French relations
to Uyertax his powers or weary his industry,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
Getting Down to Business.

The President and his cabinet officers are
not giving so much time to ofice-seekers as
they did during the first week or two after
the Inauguration. The oflce-seekers are
given a chance, and it is but right they
should be heard. but the President reoog-
Mics the fact that he has other duties to
perform.
The work Of reducing the expenses Of the
governments has begun In about all the de-
partments. It is being discovered that there
are many clerks, both men and women, for
whom there is no need. In most instances
they draw large salaries and do very little
work. They have not been disturbed be-
cause they are relatives of influential sena-
tors and representatives.
Word has gone forth that all useless clerks
are to be dismissed, whether they have in
fuential friends in congress or not. This is
going to be a business administration.
Those who work will be paid, and only those
who are needed will be retained. All others
will have to go.
Naturally there is a good deal OF con-
planning by those who have soft berths and
who are now confronted with the prospect
of losing their places. But they should 90.
There is no doubt about that. II the gov
eminent were run entirely as business In
stitution it would be possible to get along
with a tenth less employees and have the
work done much more satisfactorily. Re-
forms are promised and the promises will be
kept
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
BRIGHT BITS.

THERE is such thing as beln' too prompt"
said Patsy McManus, when he discovered his
wife had cooked all the dinner for breakfast.
american Industries
yankees are always such good guessers?
Mr.. Bostone-O, our weather gives us good
practice at guessing.-B0ston NeJOs.
MISTRESS tat breakfa 81 told you to always
bake the potatoes, not fry them.
Brldget-Yts, mum; but it's not mesf that
can ate baked potatoes swim mornins in the
wake.-Te5Gs SgtInos.
VIsIToR-And so you went to the church to
see the wedding? What did you think of rtY
Little Girl didn't think. Only just looked
and talked without thinking, same as every
body else.-Good Nst0s.
ruin av this country yet
GroRan-They will thot. Sthil, they come
in mighty handy for the polace to pr-ractice
n-IndtdndDolts Journal
THE UNMARRIED ONE-I can't make out from
this letter whether Cousin Maud is buried or
married.
The Married One-O, well. no matter. It's
about the same thing.-Tritth.
If you're working call me late. mother,
Let me sleep far into the day;
Just give me time to Dress mother,
And get of to the matinee.
Inter Ocean.
"DoN'T you think dear a tame wordY"
at is in the vocabulary Of love, but when it
is applied to the price of woman's bonnet it
assumes q strength that inspires the average
husband with terror. e-Net5 York Press
LITTLE wILLIE-Msmma, can 1 have some
more pies
Mother clustered before the compapy)-o.
hold your peace!
Little Willie (Sobbing}-Well, ! amt got no
piece; / ate mine.-Truh.
THERE was young girl from the Hub,
Who had heard of Diogenes' tub;
To the kitchen she HE'D her,
Where her ma quickly spied her
And o. how she made that girl scrub
Detroit Free Press
GRANDMOTHER, here s the minister, " said her
pet granddaughter in an awe-struck voice.
Minister and parishioner talked very pleas
antly until he touched on sRntifcatiou and fore
ordination, and, in a sudden burst of eloquence,
said:
Madam, do you not believe in him who took
you out OF, the land of Egypt, out of the house
of bondage?"
Egypt shrieked the irate old lady, lifting
her hands In pious horror; the way lies are
told about me- have never been past the Falls
of Schuylkin in all my life. "-PhiladeIphia
Record
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23

Some people regard the terms "democ-
racy" and "JeffersonIan simplicity" as
meaning that the true Jeffersonian demo-
crat in office must sit, in his shirt sleeves, in
public office where anybody and every
body may talk to him as long as they
please. and upon any subject. That is
about the idea that certain New Jersey
voter had when he went to Washington to
see the President and Secretary Carlisle.
He was disguised when he learned that the
President gave only two hours each day to
visitors, and that the secretaries observed
the same rule. That's democratic, amt
i'll" he is quoted as saying. I'm sick of
this foolishness already" "That" is, In
deed, democratic. Mr.. Cleveland, Mr.
Carlisle and the other gentlemen are in Of
fee to work, not solely TO entertain visitors
and listen to Jersey snake stories; and the
simplest and easiest way they can go about
their business is to establish certain hours for
the entertainment of visitors and certain
hours for work. Daily levees may do very
well for the officials of a paternal govern
ment, but Jeffersonian simplicity demands
that democrats work.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23

A coincidence Of more than ordinary In
terest occurred in Recorder Smyths court
In New York the other day. AS soon as
Carlyle Harris had been resentenced to
death and removed from the room the case
of DR.. Robert Buchanan was called Bu-
chanan, like Harris, is charged with poison
ing his wife, and the two cases are similar
in numerous respects-so similar, indeed,
that the Buchanan case was postponed until
points involved in the Harris case, and
common to both, had been decided by the
ruling of the court Of appeals and the de-
cision OF the recorder refusing Harris new
trial. The motive for murder in the Harris
case was twofold-to rid himself of a girl
whom he had secretly married, and by thus
being rid Of her to avoid the loss Of an in
heritance. In the Buchanan case il is
alleged the motive was to secure money
possessed by the woman who subsequently
became the victim. Buchanan was mar
ried to a woman of disreputable character.
He procured "A divorce from her in order to
marry the rich woman, which he did then
having poisoned her, as the prosecution
charges, be remarked his former wife
Buchanan. like Harris, ia an educated man.
well versed in medicine and an expert in
the use and effects of poisonous drugs. 1t
would, indeed, seem that the practice of the
art Of the Borgias is again becoming popu-
lar.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
What He Reld.

The man in the SLOUGH hat was doing most of
the talking and the drummer was dong the
listening, says the Detroit Free Press
Ever been in Blue Gulch?" he asked.
Never" said the drummer.
"Iatn't what it used to be- Fifteen years ago
there wasn't a likeier town in the west. Now IL
amt more'n a graveyard. Gamblin' and
shootin and wnoopip' it up twenty-four hours a
day and worse on Sunday. l remember once
sittin' In a game there with Dick Jinson, Half
breed Joe and a man from Texas The ante
was S. and the limit was nowhere There was
$500 on the cloth, and when we showed down
Half-breed Joe held straight, Dick Unison
held an ace and three kings, the Texas man held
four aces, and"
Jerusalem ~ interrupted the drummer ct his
revelation. and what did you holdH'
Well he said, ''ss / was the coroner at the
time held an inquest on the Texas man"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
Back to His First Love.
AN INAUGURAL ODE.

AN INAUGURAL ODE.
FROM HGrper'S Bdzdy.
He went to the capital city,
In the midst Of the hustle and din,
To see how a great and grand federal state
Doth usher new ruler in.
And he gazed on the backs of the people,
And he heard the loud trumpet's blare;
And his feet marked time to the merry chime
OF the good old church bells there,
And he paid $40 a minute
For the fun OF a knocking about
For the fun of q hauling aud hauling,
For the fun of a deafening shout.
But he saw not the man elected,
He heard not the great mans speech,
He saw no parade, though for seats he had paid,
For the crowd kept them out of his reach.
And when he returned to his homestead
His clothing was battered and torn,
And down in his soul was a surplus of dole
Mixed in with a leaVen of scorn.
And he said with a sigh that was fearful
And face that was dreadful TO see:
Despite the hard seats aud the acrobat's feats,
Despite the bad jokes and the commonplace
folks,
Despite the mock freak and the lemonade weak,
The circus Of old suits me-"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
NDBI TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

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STEAMSHIP SCHEDULES Ocean Steamship
Company; Baltimore Steamship Company.
If You ARR GOING TO Buy NEGLIsEE SHIRTS
Falk Clothing Company.
GHEAP COLUMN ABvKRTIsENENrs - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost: Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23

Trustee Kohlsaat who has charge of the
mckinley fund, says that by April all
of che Mckinley Walker notes. amounting
20 SOS, 900, will be paid Off in full, "chieAy
by 81 subscriptions from all parts of the
union" and that when this "has been COM
pleted all the homestead effects. etc., will
be returned to Gov. and Mrs. Mckinley as
IN gift from the people," After that the
people OF Ohio will be asked 60 listen to
Gov. MoKinley's protection fallacles, the
operation of which led to his financial down
fall, and to vote for him because he be-
lieYes In them.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
Thought Bis Eyes We're Failing

Aft Hayman has the reputation of being the
most skillful poker player in the dramatic pro-
fession, says the New York Sun. He would go
on the stage if he could get part that per-
mitted of game of draw 10 some scene. Last
evening he made slight mistake In looking at
his five cards, and early this morning he visited
an oculist, where his eyes received thorough
examination.
You're all right, said the specialist after he
had locked up his fee in his safe. There's
nothing the matter with your eyes"
That's funny" replied Mr.. Hayman aud he
looked disappointed. II guess III try another
doctor"
affected?"
Last night overlooked openers, two queens,
in q big jackpot"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
The Era of Good Feeling.


RFOHb t"o " uSHItDtoTb LOoG NLHub
That there is such an apparent absence OF
friction between the two parties just now is due
more to the absence OF sharp and irritating is
sues than TO any other one cause, How long this
some extent on the outcome Of Mr. Clevelands
manipulation OF the federal patronage, but
great deal more upon the result of the financial
legislation of the next congress. The silver
contention is one of the gravest as well as
greatesU of the unsettled problems of the day.
and may end in decided shifting OF party
lines to the serious disturbance of the har-
monies that now serenely fieck the political
Iandacapa
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
The Rights Of Married Women.

from the Philadelphia Ledger (Ind.l
The emancipation of married women in this
state is nearly CON plete. Judge Arnold decides
that q married woman who gave a note in pay
ment of her husbands debts is responsible
therefor. Married women were at one time
under an actual, we'll as a legal, disability to
make contracts, and their exemption from
liability, as it was called, was really another
way OF saying that they we're under disability
actual disability disappeared their non-liability
continued long afterward, The legislature has
been gradually extending their liability (remov-
ing their inability 20 contract) until now they
are almost on the same plane 81 married men.
Married women are no longer under tutelage,
neither are they licensed as a class of female
pirates to engage In business without respon-
sibility, and mako reprisals upon persons with
whom they deal
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
Next month Yale and Harvard will

Next month Yale and Harvard will de-
bate the momsntous query; Resolved,
That the time has not yet come when the
policy Of protection should be abandoned by
she United States" Yale will take the
affirmative side. with the understanding
shat sudden and destructive changes are not
10 be considered. And Yale will have the
stronger side, as witness the sweeping
declaration Of the people at the polls last
November.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23

A precocious New Jersey youth Of 10 sum-
mers has started on a career which prom
Uses TO bring him all the notoriety he could
possibly desire His first bid for public at
tention was in the shape Of the theft Of a
SUN Of money from one friend and the
theft Of wife from another. The value Of
his second peculation may be judged when
1t is stated that the value Of the first was
600
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23

Ex-President Harrison is to be offered
the presidency of the Indiana University,
with the understanding that he is to be a
professor emeritus and look after the law
school. It Is believed that be will accept,
ns q nnattar Of state pride.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23

The blue and the gray will be pleasantly
interminRled in New York tonight, when
the Southern Society of that city, will
tender reception 70 the widows OF Gems
Pickett and Custer. But for the athletic
efforts Of newspapers like the New York
Advertiser, the frequent recurrence Of
occasions like the one referred to would soon
make the north and the south forget that
there ever WAS hard feeling betMeen them
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
Problem for the Next Congress.

From the Neto Orleans Ptcdywne (Denl)
The problem for the next congress will be-
not how to cut down expenses, but how to get
more money for those which must be met
Economy is, after all, a relative term. 1t does
not mean misery saving, but a judcious use of
the means at hand. There will be plenty of OPP
portunity for the exercise Of that sort Of econ
omy, but the most urgent demand is for more
money. The solution Of the problem is simply
in more taxes, which the people will have to
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23

Kalulani may fail to win back her crown,
but she has captured Sorosis and the fringe
Of society," 50 her trip to America was not
altogether in vain. These acquisitions may
be useful in future, in case she should join
the other stage-elevatinR celebrities.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23

The loss of the Naronic means the wiping
out of more than 81 ,OOO, 900 worth Of prop
erty, not to count the lives involved. The
vessel was valued at $3.50 900 and carried
cargo worth upward Of S525, 900.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
CURRENT COMMENT.
It An Unsuspected Danger"


From. the Pittsbltr0 DISPATCH (ReD.)
The report that the Cleveland administration
is threatened with the friendship Of Col. Elliot
danger arising out of the era of good feeling.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23

Kaiulani will resume her studies in Egg
land, preparatory to becoming a queen.
For she may yet become the queen of some
"bloomin' British" bachelors household.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-03-23
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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-17
TURNER'S AT PLAY.
Enjoyable Time With Sports at
BanholZer's Park.

Banholzer's Park.
The delightful weather of yesterday,
contrasting with the torrid spell of the
past week, was enjyed to the full by the
exclusive population of the city. Among
the popular outdoor events, of which
there were many, the picnic of the Ger
mania Turn-Vereiu at Banholzer's park
was prominent. The park was thronged
during the day and evening, and while
the sunshine made open air sports
enjoyable, the pleasant breeze rem
dered endurable the special athletic pro-
gramme arranged. The cooling process
which came Oh toward evening, only
served to heighten the interest in the
dancing, which was maintained until a
reasonably late hour. A feature of the
day was the calisthenic drill, which was
participated in by large class. The
utmost precision and accuracy was
maintained and the crowd of observers
testified their pleasure in a demonstra
tive encore. The sports made up long
programme and included broad and
high jumps, hop-sKip- jump. pole
vaulting, putting the shot, hori-
ZOntal bar, flying rings, trapeze,
aud other exercises in which the turn
ers excel. Many of these competitions
were thrown open to all corners, and the
result was that some of the events were
holly contested and some fine perform
ances were made. Refreshments were
served upon the grounds all day, and
the occasion made a regular German
picnic, with all the enjoyment possible.
unmarried by anything like disturbance
4
rendered by the bands, supplemented by
not little vocal music by the members
of the several singing societies repre-
Sented.