The Sully County watchman. (Clifton, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1894, 1893-02-10
WIT AND HUMOR.
A WOMAN,S WAY.

And she put up wild petition that the danger
:. ne might pass through =.
| would certainly kill her, too.
| But when he returned at evening OF his mar
row escape to tell,
With frown on her face she met him, and
she scolded him right well.
A fitting tribute-the check for the
tailor Washington Star.
"It was a terrible affair. Fifty were
killed." Football or boiler explosion?"
detroit Tribane.
Many a man has been betrayed by a
kiss after taking a drink of whisky
BinJhamton Republican.
"Did she pout her lips when you
asked to kiss her?" No; she turned
up her nose. ."-N. Y Press.
A girl gives her lover mitten, We
suppose, because pair is out of the
question.-Binqhanaton Lcader.
"Timmins' head isn't turned by his
success, do you think?" NO; only
swelled. ."-Indi0nupolis Jou1ua1
If he hadn't enemies. a man would
never in his life have any one to tell
him the truth. -AtchiSoes Globe.
Mrs. Bilkins--What a commanding
presence that lady has. Mr.. Bilkins
-Ies, | guess she's married.--N Y.
Weekly.
Edith--Beauty is hereditary in my
family, YOU know. Celeste-Uanded
dowd from father to sun, eli --Smlth,
cray d 90. g -NonAly.
Fisitor-What is ali that noise and
racket IN the private office? Office
Boy--O, that's the silent partner 90
ing over the books.--Lite.
There are some people who sneer at
the industry of the bee. because it
doesn't furnish them with bread to
spread the honey on.-Pxck.
De Funt fond of conundrums)-
What is the difference between dig
niIied man and q stupid one? De
Blunt-None at all.-N. 7. Weekly.
First Clubman-I see Monevloye has
just married fortune; is his wife pre-
possessing? Second Clubman No,
not prepossessing; just possessing
". 7. TrjJu'ac.
"Scribblesby is getting absent
HllubCu 41o" No fOt hIbN. ne
borrowed my lead pencil and handed
it back to ME before he thought. -
Washington Star.
"You appear to be honest" said the
Judge to the prisoner. Il guess ap-
pearances are against me, your Honor"
was the frank response. I'm ward
politician. ."-Detr0it Free Press.
"Your boy has remarkable muscu-
lar development" said the neighbor.
aren't you afraid he'll become a
puoilist? "No." why not?" Hes
tongue-tied. p Washington Stur.
Hicks-I see by the papers that the
monarchs are all desirous of preserving
the peace of Europe" Mrs. Hicks
Yes, but | think some want to preserve
larger pieces than others. Punch.
Father" said the bankers daughter.
81 want you to bring me a large
bunch OF violets from the florists"
"Can't afford it, my dear How would
a nice diamond ring do instead ?-BuJ-
t0l0 Express.
First Boy-No, sir, YOU don't catch
me shamming off sick to stay at home
from school and get all dosed up with
castor oil and such stuff. Second Boy
o, I'm all right on that. We're h0-
meopaths at our house.
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!ooN 50 tenderIy happy. Can't you
1aahA$e TO wear so.no other express
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al "Hlhof ana ne HIS ms writings tuIl
o. quotations irom the trench and
h"I'n anu wreck ana all those IAN
2ua@eS, Huh. any number OF au-
.noEs 90 tha'' res put ne knows
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