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Gonrtlano 9iadridten.

Gourtlanb, 3. Suli.
Nraut Gb(crt mar am @amltag III Wau=
tato.
Saul 9eterlon 1T na9 ldu9erem Ser,pei=
len babier am Mouta9 1a6 Yalatou ab9e=
reiit. Gr bat mdbreuo Ietles 9ierleins cine
9robe Nu;abl pou Bilbcrl an9eferti9t, pel6e
au9emeine N1ertemnluu9 filoen.
Ole Sri. Mnua uub Seleua &emele per-
bro9ten ben Sonnta9 III Gourtlanb.
Nrau q. ). Gblert Don Merauoria lit felt
elmer Wo9e bel ibren Gltera anf Selu3.
sri. Sertba Suite Dol, ct. Yeter uerbradte
eire 8o9e beiu6sweiie BET Nrl. Mabel
Dotp.
6er,uaun 90bler unb sri. Marp Saue=
meier rpurbeM am Nreita9 Normitta9 bur9
pator &. 6orit ST. getraut. Oas iun9e
Gbepaar be9ob 1id AM Ielbeu Na1mitta9 alf
ellie 6oh,eitsreile, bel mel1er @ele9eubeit
ba1lelbe oll9 bic Weltaus lteuuu9 beiu6eu
piro. Den Nerpermdblteu ,pGri3en mir
piel Slid uno Seseu.
Gbas. Slot bat eincn renea @eiten,peg lez
9en lalieu. OaS quite Seilpiel 1oute au9ez
mei,e Na@abmunS fiaoen.
@robe lln;ufrieoenbeit iGeint n1ter oen
9ttieniubabern BET Creamery 81 berrlden.
DIE Gontraftoren, Dauis u &antin Co., ma:
ren III ber SerfeQuns auberit trase, nno bel
eiuer tiir;li9 abgebalteneu Serlammlun9 Der
MttiouGre ,purbe BEL 6lo] len, ben Gontratt filr
nnu NIB nl1tis 81 ertldrer, bo bic bette @aiz
ion fir ein 6erartises @eidaft bereits porilz
ber lit. Sin Niieiime,t uon 10 Procent muir
De a,lfer(est, u1 Die Gontrattoren 9eri6tlt9
III belausel,, ba bic Sarmer III oer um9e9eno
6ur9 bieie Saumicli9teit empfinoli9 9el1tten
babeu.
Gomnaiiiar @oberts bradte Mere StraBen
III 9uten 3ultano.
Wm. &iiiuer unb Srau pou Sleepp gpe
perbra9tem ben @omnta9 bel Der camille
Mampeiler.
@ep. S9ult be9ibt li6 mor9en no9 SC
@uemr GeMtre, I'M cine ~SerIammlut9 81 LETT
ten.
~. @eorsius unb Srau ,uaren etli9e Gage
III 8lue Gartb County.
Mebrere iun9e 2elte Don ct. Yeter ma9z
ten uNs am Sonnta9 ei1en Selu9 per Slcp=
Gle.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-07-06
@oQte lit ieocm 6auic ieiu.

8. 9. Q8il1ou, 371 Glap Ctr. Sborps:
burg, Ya., ia9t, bab ct ni9t obne Or. &in9s
Neue Gntbedun9 9ese1 aussebrung, 9ulte1
unb Grfdltun9 leiu 1piQ, inbem feline STRAIT.
,pel6e na9 eirem Grippeanfaq BON 2nllgen:
ent;iiubun9 bebrobt mar, bur@ bteies Witte]
9erettet mlrbe, na9bem anbere MebiStner
ibr ui9t 9ebolfen batteu. &obert Barber III
Gootsport, Na., bebauptet, oab ibm Or. &in9s
9teue Gntbedluns better. setban babe. ais it:
9enb etpas, bas ct lie ge9e,, 9%unaenleiben sc:
brau9te. Ni6ts tommt i'll. 9lei9: Treie
Yrobeflai9en III 8. 80. Oliens Mpotbefe.
@robe Slal9eu so Gts. un6 81. 5
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Iarm 5n pertauten ooer 81
pcrrcutcn.

Ger llntersei9uete ,uiini9t ie,ae Sarm BON
circa 300 Nder III Gee. 26, 81 uuo "a III
Conn Gourtlano, 9ticoQet &c., nabe Swa1
Cafe, utter 9initisen Sebiu9unsen ;t per=
taufen ODER oil ei.e1 ;llperlalli9eu, arbeit=
iameu Wann su permietbeu. Mue gu elmer
erite &laiie Sarm 9ebOri9eu @ebaulibteiten
iiu6 porbaroen. llnbebin9t bic bette Sarn
III 9ticouet County. Naberes gu eriabren
BON S0r9en SorbleE,
Gonrtlanb, Mi1tn.
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Mn baS &nblttum*
0e93u9 BON alien Ylat.

Sd bin uurmebr porbereitet, ii, meiuem
11eue1 9otal, ;weite Sbiir n0rbll6 pom 9a=
fota 9aus, @ef6atte 3u Be ior9en.
Sd ferti9e iett Yboto9rapbieu Don Minia=
turformat bis 81 2ebens9r0be 1T Partisan
Enamel at, 1pelde ni6t iibertroiien werben
t0nuen; ebenlo iii Deli unb W%aierfarben,
louie in Sarbeuitift unb Grapou ausgeiiibrte
3ei9nungeu. Wein @telier lit ipecieu fir
Sen j3,ped erri9tet worbeu u1b lit nit ben
belteu Suirumeuten aus9eltattet, ,pobur6 i9
imltau6e bin, Seoermanu ,ufr,ebeusultellen.
Observation-Disclosures, Clubs, Namilieu uno
Yerl oueu III Goitiim liub belorbers eiu9ela=
ben, BEL mir porsulpre9eu unb meiue Nrbeit
s1 prifeu. 9le &unoeu biirfen 1i6 elmer re-
eQe1 u11b prompten Seoienu119 per iidert leiu.
s. s. GrpmeI.
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2ld1tutta Si0cl Muian5-

Die Mitslieber Der @isel AQian; iiao arf=
eetorbert einer am Sonnta9 oen g.. Slli,
Na1mittaes 2 ubr bel 9(nton Wanberfelo
ltattfinbeubeu Gerl ammlrl,9 bel;upobnel,, III
,pel9e r inter 9uberem bic ani3afiun9 pom
Sinbeldnur beiproden peroen lou. @u9
Ni4tmit9lieber iinb erj u4t BET 3ulammenz
tmnft beii uwobuen. q. Manoertelb.
SetretGr.
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Tartt At ~Derfaufcn.

gu %uerfaufen lit cine Tarm uon 100
Mder, 8 Weilen lii6li3 bon Sanborn
gelegen; 100 Mder unter Gultur; 6aus
uno S9eune befinoen li@ b%arauf. Gin
Ebeil ber 3abluns baar, ben &eit gu 6
procent uer;insbar. Na4sutrasen Bel
$. &. Breittreu5,
ba Springfield, Minn.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-07-06
Neue Mn5et9em.
8erlorcn>

Cine 4 Monate alte english fox hound
6unbiu pom ,peiber Sarbe init einem selben
SS(ef at ber @eite ulb eiuem ioldeu auf benz
&iideu unb lansen selben Obren. User 6ie=
lelbe ;uriidbril9t erbdlt cine a',9emelene
Se(obuuu9 pom gi9ertbu,ner.
Gugeu &oebler,
Stem lllm,, Wtinu.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-07-06

Sober Treunb ber Oiientliden S@ule1
ioqte biejer 8erlammlung betwobnen. Iue
bieieni9e1, pel6e 9e9en has blsberi9e Sp=
item et,uas einSuwen6eu boben, iino erlu9t
in bieier 0erl ammluus ibre Iniidten obne
Sdeu ausSuipre9en. Ole @abrbeit brau6t
bas 2i9t Der Seifentli6teit nidt 81 fur9ten.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-07-06
@arnuna!

Seoermann 1T biermit oapor sewar.t, mel
rer Nrau, Waria S9mitt, auf meinem Sea-
men ;u bor9eu, oa i6 fir pou ibr Sema6te
9erbtuoli6teiten ai9t pe%rantwortli9 iein
perbe.
Springfield, 16. SUIT 1898.
@eor9 S9mitt.
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Die neuliden Sturmi dabeu baben seseist. oab Ser
fderuns seseu 9habeu pon gStnbitIrmeu uub 1orna>
boes serabe 10 notbwcnots tit, ais 9esen ieuer unb SiB>
idaben, ,nb i'd made bebbalb barauf auimertiam, bab
i'd Eoltcen in ben 5uuerldTislten Seieuiaaften 5u 10 biz
ligcn Vretien aui I, 3 ODER 5 Sabre a~l1siteQen tan,, saB
Niemano bic serinse Nussabe ideuen ioute:
@ III. g faenoer
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-07-06
8lrger : &ertammlumg
- in ber -
TURN HALLE,
Samia9 Mbeno ben 8. Srli, 8ltbr.
i3wet Der Gcriammlun9:
8eiprednng Der sdnlfra9c.

Meben ber Serren Sobn yinb unb 9. S.
gSebber III eu9lil1er, unb Der Serrel ".
Yiaeuber unb g. Sderer III beutl6er Sprade.
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@crIan8t-

Gin ;uperlall9es MGb9eu ODER cine Nral1
fit SaHsarbett III ber N6be Der @taot. Na6z
bel Wm. Ntaenoer.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-07-06
ST. ~bcrtaMfen-

Gin iebr gutter Champion Selbibiaoer 1T
biui9 SIT pertauie,1 BET
Mu9uit &ieslims,
Seem lllmt, Dfinn.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1893-02-02
SENATOR MARTIN.

John Martin, the newly-elected
United States senator from Kansas,
is now the subject Of much criticism
and commentator by the press and
the people. He may deserve both.
The speech he made after his
election, while he claimed TO be a
Democrat, placed him Squarcly on
the Populist platform, The Kansas
City Times and Star and other Dem
ocratic papers Immediately set up
the cry, 90, he don't mean what he
says. He's only giving you fool
calamity howlers little taf1y so
you won't kick SO hard He belongs
to us" On the other hand, many
Populist papers assert that Mr..
Martin was honest in his dccIara-
tions, and that he is IA ,Populist in
fact, if not ininame.
The AGITAToR was not in favor of
the election Of Judge Martin to the
senate. We believed the Populists
should have nominated "A middleof'
the.road man and stood by him to
the last, even though our flag went
down under temporary defeat We
still hold to that opinion "Truth,
crushed to earth, will rise again. "
We might have been defeated in
this senatorial election, but the prin-
ciples of the Peoples party will not
down, but will continue to come be-
fore the people until they are en-
grated III our body-politic
----Sinee,Jrt}ge-.M artin"iS elcc+etl-we
hope for the best. If his acts in
the senate accord with his promises
to the people, we are willing to re-
ceive him within the fold. Other
wise, his successor will be chosen
two years hence.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1893-02-02

President Harrison now has a
chance to redeem himself, and he
threatens to do so. Benny feels a
little sore over that Chill affair, and
wants an opportunity to twist the
British lions tail. Just to show the
people that he amt afraid. He is
quite warlike in his talk, but talk is
cheap, and we opine that no gore
will be spilled this time.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1893-02-02

will not much longer be able to full
fill the task" purchase silver under
the Sherman silver act), and pleads
for the repeal of the Sherman act.
The act was passed at the instance
of John Sherman, and while it con-
tains an infamous clause, it is little
better than no law at all on silver
coinage. Under this act the treas
ury is drained of gold, which, in
stead of going into general circula-
ton, goes into the hands of the
spectators in silver bullion. Fair
child, asex secretary of the treasury,
is pursuing the same course he did
when secretary of the treasury. He
is now scheming for new issue of
bonds, and ifsnot watched closely,
new bonds will be issued. When
he was secretary or the treasury, m.
1888, the wanted the $346, 900, 900
Of greenback' debt funded in bonds,
and these bonds issued ONLY to ma
'tional banks, the bonds to bear not
more than q, - per cent. interest,
and to substitute for1he greenbacks
national bank notes. Then he want
ed to load upon the country $346,-
900 900 OF, interest, bearing bonds,
to secure which the 1916, 100000
non interest bearing greenbacks
were to be destroyed, and to take
their places $846,Oo0,O0O national
bank notes were to be issued, not
one dollar Of which would be put in
circulation except over a bank
counter as loan.
SsSf -~s--f. - . -
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1893-02-02
=. WALL"

War clouds are gathering all
about us, and appear to be growing
darker and more threatening every
day.
The latest rumor is that England
and the United States are liable to
"come together" over Hawaii
The people of that country tired
of their queen and deposed her.
The queen don't like these proceed
ings, and wants to continue to rule.
She wants help from Johnny Bull
The people hanker for annexation to
the United State, and want the fos-
tsring care of Uncle Sam. As "a
result, each side has sent war ship,
and there s blind on the moon.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1893-02-02
FREE SAMPLES =!

If you want to do little mission
ary work, here's your opportunity
Send a list of names of friends
who ought to read the AGITAToR, en-
close two 2-cent stamps for each
name, to pay postage, and we will
send the paper to them for several
weeks, on trial.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1893-02-02

FAIRCHILD, ex-secretary of the
treasury, is Wall street hireling
At present he is engaged in plead
ing the cause of the Wall street
bankers. lie says "Thc fear which
fills mems minds is that the treasury
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1893-02-02

The Capital says of Governor
Lewelling's message that "it is very
similar to other messages to Kan
sas legislatures, and we are not
certain but that it is sort of sum-
mary of the messages of the last
ten years" at is distinctly con-
servative in tone" OF course, if
the Governors message is "conserv-
alive" it has to be summary"
of the other governors messages (;
or. vice versa if it is a summary,
il is conservative. The one rests
upon the other. No good thing can
come out Of Nazareth, from the
Calital's standpoint, but the Capt.
tai is off. If Governor Lewelling
summarized any part of Governor
Humphreys message, he left out
one very prominent feature of that,
viz, the "age-of-consent part, and
it will be admitted by most people
that this omission does Governor
great credit. Taking
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1893-02-02

courage from this fact alone, we
honestly believe that Governor
Lewelling is vast improvement
apon Governor Humphrey, or upon
any man the Republicans nave to
offer at this late day. There was a
time When Kansas Republicans
could give the state good govern
or-John A. Martin, for instance
and Governor Lewelling is not
ashamed TO quote John A. Martin.
But, times have changed. The
Republican ring is only part of the
great corporations, and Governor
Lewelling is not now, nor. will he be
in the future, in the business of
summarizing corporation messages.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1893-02-02
HERE'S RICHNESS.

If the rumor PROVE correct that
private committee appointed by
Governor Lewellng has been ex.
saminino the vote of 1890 for chief
Justice, and finds that Judge Right
mire was actually electcd by IL 800
majority, it will put quite a new
phase on the supreme court ques-
ton. 1t has long been believed by
many who had good opportunity to
form an opinion that Judge Horton.
was counted in by fraud, If Judge
Horton has all the while known this
to be the fact, it may explain many
otherwise inexplicablei actiohs of
this court. Senator ingalls,, years
ago, used his most caustic words in
painting the character of Albert
Horton, and his opinion seems to
justified Topeka Populist.
THERE are signs of an irrepressl-
bic conflict between the East and
the West, between New England
Republicans and Democrats, and
Republicans and Democrats of the
Mississippi valley and the great
West-a conflict OH the money ques-
ton. 1t is a conflict which will not
and cannot be reBressed on any 9th
er line than that the country drained
by the Mississippi and it's tributaries
shall be furnished with a stable cur
rency, commensurate with it's needs.
This conflict will not wane if the
West is true to itself, nor will it
grow less in power. There is, here
and there, poor fellow who thinks
more of his party and its leaders
than of his home, who is yet to be
enlightened upon this great ques-
ton but schools for their enlight-
enment are open every day.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1893-02-02

SAY, my good christian brother,
did you ever stop to consider wheth-
er your voting was consistent with
your profession? bid it ever occur
to you that when you dropped your
ballot in the box it was identically
the same, from top to bottom, as
Mr.. A IS, who runs the saloon around
the corner? Perhaps you never
thought of that before, but it's
fact, isn't it? You attend church
regularly, pay the minister literally,
and pray God to relieve the needy
and oppressed-but how do you
vote You see, votes are what re-
lieve the poor in this country. God
can't do much towards satisfying
the hungry as long as you fellows
continue to give old Shylock full
power to regulate their incomes. He
just laughs at your prayers and
says, "Those fellows mean all right,
and I'll not kick about their praying
as long as they continue to vote my
ticket" Vote as you pray, and not
only God, but His hungry and op-
pressed children, will rejoice
Farmer and Miner, Oskaloosa, Ia
Morning journal and courier., 1893-08-01
GIRLS AS RAVT.

The failure of an experiment which orig
mated in the massive intellect of the Rev.
John E. Fray, pastor Of the Duryea Pres
byterian church in Brooklyn, is an inter
esting episode of the heated term. Brother
Fray wasn't pleased with the tendency of
young men to stay away from some of his
meetings, and he laid himself out to de-
wise scheme that would surely fetch them.
He based his scheme on the we'll known
and powerful attraction which young wo,
men have for young men, and with natural
law on his side he didn't see how he could
fail. Therefore he got some of the pretty
girls of his flock to make bait of them
selves by acting as ushers. They, of
course, put on their best clothes and also
put on their most attractive mouths and
eyes and other manufactures in which
young women excel. Both they and
Brother Fray set the trap with confidence
and then waited for the young men TO come
along and walk into it. But the young
men had other business and didn't even
come to look at the bait
The young men were quite right, and
Brother Fray was quite wrong, although,
OF course, thoroughly well meaning. 1t
was vulgar thing to set such trap 1t
was, in effect, saying that If the young
men wont come to meeting on account of
religion we will see what niceyoung women
can do. The theory was that as young
men like young women they would come
to meeting for the sake of seeing them and
being airily and gracefully escorted to seats
by them. Brother Fray is good man,
and when he was young would doubtless
have walked four miles to meeting for the
sake of such treat. But the young men
of to day are not as he was when he was
young. They want something little more
exciting than such mild privileges. And
they do not think 1t pays to 60
to meeting for the sake Of them.
Brother Frsy probably didn't know
how different the young men of to-day are
from the young men of other days. and he
probably didn't fully realizs that the young
men were not obliged to go to his meetings
| in order to be cheered by the society Of
lovely young women.
Mohsmmed promised the men of his re
ligion some fine rewards in the shape oi
young women If they were faithful, but Il
is hardly the thing for minister of thu
Christian religion to in any way use youui
women as bait.
Morning journal and courier., 1893-08-01
SAFE AND SOUND.

A whole flock of panic birds were slaugh-
tered yesterday by the prompt and wise &C,
tlon of the New Haven savings banks, and
after day or two of pondering and ques-
tioning the depositors in those banks will see
that the action taken was for their benefit.
Their money is safe, safer than it would be
in the hands of many of them, and they
will surely get it. They will be treated
with all possible consideration by the man
ayers of the banks and will not be made to
suffer any annoyance, delay or trouble.
There will be very little stir over the
matter. Most of the depositors are intelli-
gent enough to know and appreciate the
reasons for the action. They also know of
the unquestioned souudness of the banks.
No banks in the country are in better con-
dition. Men with money to spare are al
ready making efforts to buy the books of
frightened depositors, well knowing that
the investment would be coed one. De-
positors should reason that If theee men
can afford to buy their books the depositors
can afford to hold them, and they should
hold them.
The action taken will prevent runs on
the banks. 1t will prevent the sacrifice of
the safe and splendid investments of the
banks. 1t will save the money of good
many who might lose it If they could get
1t in these curious times. And 1t will
eventually add to the confidence which is
go generally felt in the managers of the
banks, who have been and are now doing
their best for those whose interests they
are bound to protect. There will be some
inconvenience, but there will be no loss,
and that is the main thing
Morning journal and courier., 1893-08-01

now give 1t their approval, and 1t will
not be at all surprising If We soon hear
of the importation by the ultrs-fsshiona-
BILE of Scotch "gillies" for golf assistants
That sets pace too fast for most of US,
and the ultras will feel exclusive and hap
py, but we don't lose much, as the fox
said. Besides, women don't play 1t nearly
as much as men.
With regard to the garments of the pic
ture, they constitute handsome dress for
any outdoor social occasion. The fabric
| used is figured batiste trimmed with nib
| bon and lace. The skirt is four yards
| wide and has Eve to six breadths, each bi'
assed toward the top to give as little full
| ness as possible The skirt fits snugly
| over the hips and the back Is laid in
| pleats 1t Is lined with silk and trimmed
with ribbon ruffies, four around the bot
tom, three above those and lastly two,
the top ruff1e of each group being sewed
on to leave a tiny head. The waist
fsstens at the side and along the shoul
der seam, but the lining closes in the
center. 1t Ia trimmed with two ribbon
rufies around the armholes and has &
full lace jsbot In the front. The sleeves
have q large puff tied with ribbon and &
similar arrangement of ribbon ornamenti
the wrist. The batiste and ribbons are
lavender snd the lace ivory colored.
| FLoRErTE.
Morning journal and courier., 1893-08-01


Bat the World Is hight in supPosing that
American women have not been especially
impressed with Nine. Washington She
was ane old English eentlswonAn, and
she bors a great son. Bnt she Was no
more respJnsibie for that son than for her
other SONS, who were not remarkable, al
though they hsl hGe manners and good
tsste and eat well in saddle and never
ran away from the enemy. The child Of
Bny woman is an accident. After the last
has been said shout pre- natal Influences, the
child Is st!ll an accident. A great woman
may have, and often does have, 8 stupid
child. A woman Of unufusl brains not
infrfquently has an insane chila, or one
with weSk and morbid nerves. The uned-
ucsted simple. plcddIng woman sometimes
has brilliant sun-A man Of great tlnag-
insi!on and Of RaveaturOusnesE. The
woman who can do nothing but spln and
bear children sometimes has q born ruler
for q son, or a poet who touches The hearts
OF all nations
Morning journal and courier., 1893-08-01
uch prominence as traveler.-Butslo

much prominence as traveler.-Bufslo
Courier.
During the preserving season the houss-
wife realizes that one essential of the occu-
patton is to preserve her co qusnimity.-Bos-
ton Courier.
The glad season is here when a man can
not tell whether he is being pursued by q
mosquito or q small boy with jsxs-harp.
Washington Star.
Goodman-Are you very regular about
churchl Badderly-Very. I've stayed
away every Sunday for the last fourteen
years.-Chicsgo Tribune.
Papa-Do you say grace at the semi
nsryl
Product of modern education-CertaIn-
ly. 1 never heard of more than the one
unciation.-Truth.
at must have been love -ms,ch, for she
knew he was poor"
mo, he told her he had only a remnant
of his fortune left, and she, of course,
thought she'd get q bargain. Chicago
Inter. Ocean.
love to steal a while away,
From every cumbering care,
And take n Pullman sleeper for
Chicago and the fair.
And when I've spent a week or two
love TO steal a chance 10 ride
Home on an empty freight
Kansas City Journal
why, don't understand at ALL" said
an uptown woman TO caller on her door
step whom she hsd never met before:
You say you are singing teacher, and
that Mrs. Brown across the stree. sent you
here. don't want a singing teacher. !"
Il beg your pardon, madam" )" replied the
eallsT; "she ssid she heard you sing, and
You wanted a teacher badly. Philadelphls
Record.
Morning journal and courier., 1893-08-01
DONE.

Well done-the farmer who falls in with
bunco omen.-Philadelphia Call.
The sad sea waves-the hotel-keeper ss-
luting his parting guests.-Union County
Standard.
A great many people express opinions
that should be sent off by freight.-Gsl-
weston News.
When parliamentary division ends In q
free fight both the eyes and nose are apt
to have it.-Lowell Courier
Every woman admires q man who can
swim and looks with horror at boy who
wants to learn how.-Atchison Globe.
yisitor-Your river is really very bad.
Loyal Chicsgoan-But just think how bad
1t would be If 1t were worss.-Chicsgo Rec
| ord.
If some people think they can crawl
through the needles eye into heaven
they're going to get stuck.-Philsdelphia
| Times.
There Is no disputing the fact that 8
man has to have considerable Ego" to gain
Morning journal and courier., 1893-08-01
No. 1872

even attributed to animals remarkable
elairvoyance. Here one tells of birds
which seem to perceive frightful appsri-
tions In cage where one of their number
is dead; there, of storks foreseeing fire In
the house where they have been accus-
toned 20 build their nssts, and of their
perching among the trees; and again,
where dogs have had visions. However,
We simply content ourselves here by COZ
cludiDg that the higher animals certainly
posssss the rudiments of an Msthet.c sense
and religious hentiment