New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-30
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The italian who recently committed suicide In Csh'
fornia left statement declaring That he had no eouss
ton, and that man with education has nothing 70
live for.
at think the Pilgrim mothers had harder uns
than the Pilgrim tathers." said Hicks. =
"Why, tlssy not opiy had to endure the same pIva
ions as the Pilgrim fathers but they had to get along
WITH the Pilgrim fathers as well.'-tLiie.
At a recent meeting OF the Convention OF San'
terbury the Archbishop OF Canterbury, among onefs'
spoke on the small stipends Of many curates In the
English Church. An enormous amount OF money
he said has been spent on the restoration ana build
ing of churches during the last few years, but noths
has been done for the inferior clergy. The endow'
ments OF the Church made due provision ior 'nem
I'd TO the sixteenth century. Then the Chufcn "ss
robbed by Henry VIII Nest Of what he LETT was
taken BY Edward vi, and the remainder WIS stoien
by Elizabeth. Thus, he concluded, the Church wss
beaten by two kings and queen. way OF putting
1t that made the Convention laugh.
Bosom Friends.-" What do you say to the young
barrister's making me al offer OF marriage III, \.
inst what | expected! When Tilted MN No
swore h. would do himself injury '-(Plaudereck&
"The Philadelphia Record says that the last let
ter eyer written by George Washington mas JUST
come to light and 1t Is To be sold this week. DeorSs
" Chlds has long been credited with possessing the
last letter. the one in his collection having been writ
now to be sold proves to have been indted the very
day previous to the great generals passing away
II bears the date OF Mount Vernon. 18th Decr
l790, The subject matter Is far from romantc anu
without any historical interest, consisting OF some
Enthusiastically practical suggestions to catus
pens but being the farewell document OF the Father
Of his Country it possesses an undyins interest M
autograph collectors.
Jrdge-why did you not return the pOckebook you
found on the same EVENING"
Defendant-I was too late. 49, . l., a.,
Judge-why, then. did you not deliver II In inc
'.rsndant-No use nothing left in it.-Fliegends
Dlaetter.
"If You were TO buy COW for 80 said inc
teacher TO the arithmetic class In an ONO coihuy
school the other day. lut Johnny held up Ills iana.
and she stopped to ask. What is It, Johnny " ""W'
he said, lyon can't buy no kind OF n COW ior Sio'
father sold one for $50 the other dry. and she was
a regular old scrub at that!'
why did yon slam the gate in the face 81 Va
old LADY, demanded a passenger on 'he e'0''~~
road; she had plenty of time TO get on . enough
yes SIR was the response she had time e, noassI1
Ss sa% Tmy my ricnd likes little sunshine oesa.
sionally TO come into his dark ana cherries ''
Crexas Strings.
Tho old question how to pronounce the name %
the city Is sti unsettled In st. Lous Most Wes'e."
people pronounce Il st. Lewis but the puris'' W
Sist mat IL Should DO OF. Louic' An'" wy
however, retort that II the French pronuhcauon -
Louis Is to be adopted, the French prohuno'@"'-
OF saint" should also be- adopted
lie gazing at her jcwelless ears during tcmps AVA
lull in the. conversation)-why DID you pe'e' Wv"
your ears boredi ,,..,o, ryan,
she-Never up to the present dme.-tBoston A''N
script.
speaking OF the present situation IN france
Saturday Review" cynlcally says that wne~u
politician who is not known 10 have oined WIZ o~
Cornelius Herr does anything out OF the oinnA ~
In France he is Immediately supposed 10 os
siblc successor TO NJ. Garnet
Malade Imagnairc.-Old Mrs. BomnsmVhs ~ msttse
do you think there Is anything seriously ''e
viii, my lungsf . ,,,,,,-I find.
DR.. ,P,lm0r (nftcr careful cxemna,,ionrd ,t,on
madame that your lungs In normal cc' md ioe
Mrs. p. with sigh OF pIo,S rtsgnauommtsth that +
how long can expect to live VITA '''" n"'
(judy.s