Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1893-07-01
PuNeENT PARAGRAPHS.


--Y,elle-Would you call Blanche .
beauty?" Jack-'Not unless 1 thought
she was lilSiey to overhear me. Kate
Fields Washington.
She's engaged to him, isn't she?''
"No; she doesn't put it that way She
says he's one of her gentlemen in watt
ing. Vogue.
--"were you invited to Mrs. Wimble's
card party?" Yes Ibid you enjoy
the EVENING"" "Yes." "I don't see
how you couldP" 81 sent regrets."--
Inter Ocean.
--Considerate.-MayT Thumper-'Sha1
I play something?" Ben Thair-'o,
no! really cannot stay, and wouldn't
have you suspect it was on that ac-
count. Puck.
Mrs. Newlywed-"Andd do you al
ways trust your husband implicitlyp'
Mrs. Experienced enthusiastically
Indeed, do! That is to say, of course,
to a certain exte t."-Somervill Jour
| nal.
-Governess-"How long is it since
| Rome was founded ~ Little Fanny
"Rome was founded 2,s4S years ago."
! Aged NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. me, how
time does slip awayr'-Pittsburgh Dis
patch,
I never knew a man w no was as
vain over his personal appearance as
Bunkins is.'' ''Humph; we'll soon cure
! him of that" "How?' ''We'll ar
range to have his picture printed in the
newspape rs. s."-Washington Star.
--He-"Tll bet that mas has married
fa1l0
He-'By the cautious, timid way he
looks for n dark corner and the edge of
a window frame, and then strikes a
match. Pittsburgh Bulletin.
-"IIave you noticed that loss of
memory often accom- panies deafness"
mo; does it?" Eyes; deaf men seem to-
forget that trains have the right OF
way on a railway track. k."-Grenoble
Monthly.
His Speciality "MacShorte
has sold a oem to Scribblers entitled
ode to Fair Lady" Hulls-"Has
he? Well, he is more competent to
write verses en- titled Owed to a Land
lady, Truth.
81 never can understand, Mr.. Wide
hat, why it is they call your part of the
country the 'Woolly Vest" "It
, wouldn't be any mystery, my dear Miss
Harlembridge, if you knew the num-
, Der of Eastern lamb sheared out
, there. Troy Press.
: Mrs. Frontepew-'I don't see why
, our pastor should be so continually
e urging upon the congregation the ne
= cessity of loving one another" Fronte-
h pew Humph! Every marriage cere'
| L III, L., ,ut
five dollars. Buffalo Courier.
r -Judge-"You are called to testify
= to this mans character for veracity
: What do you know bout it?' Witness
y -''Well, your honor, he was fishing
It one day, and when he came back he
i said he hadn't caught anything, an6
e that none got away."-N. Y. Press.
n -''Did you win that breach of prom
f. Use case you conducted?" asked farley:
If friend. NO" answered the young
IS lawyer, bitterly. MY client insisted
e upon appearing in court" "And then?'
l, "When the jury saw her they brough
lie in u verdict of temporary alteration OF
n the part of the defendant" Harper
l. Bazaar.
+ IF you don't go out of here in ;
lie minute, I'll scald your exclaimed tn,
n wrathful woman of the house to th
70 persistent peddler. THAT water OF
the stove won't be warm for an hou
le yet,'' answered the merchant. $50 yol
" had better let me sell you one of thes
ie patent automatic tea kettles that hea
ol water in less than two minutes over
N slow fire. If you had had one of them
IL should have been scalded, and on m
r. way to sell something to the red-haire'
ie woman who is attempting to keep hous
'n next door. Indianapolis Journal.
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