The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1893-06-09

Minneapolis Journal: A drop of nicotine |
on dogs tongue will make the canine DEATHS |
sausage in just II seconds. Yet man will |
fill bis skin 80 full Of the poison that when he |
takes Turkish bath, nom smokers have to |
leave the apartment. Man is made little |
lower than the angels. But by such habits as
this and by blowing in $1,OOO,OOO,OOO yearly |
for booze, the angels are enabled to remain on
top In spite Of the attempts Of progressive |
and hustling civilization.
The following from the Valley City Times |
Record will apply to PIONEER readers as we'll:
"1f you have friend from afar visiting you,
II friend departs, if you have had or are 60
ing to have little social entertainment, If you
know any society items, lodge news, or any
thing that can possibly interest newspaper
readers, come and tell us about it and receive
our undying gratitude The newsgatherer
cannot be ubiquitous, neither does he know
things by intuition. Please help US out.''
AT the recent meeting of the Soldiers Home
board, form Of application for admission was
adopted which includes description similar
to that in final discharge and this must be
signed by the applicant and attested by two
reputable citizens. Tho applicant must also
be examined by local physician aud the
papers then be forwarded to the surgeon OF
the home. If the papers are correct in form
the application is acted upon by the board,
which consists Of the chairman, the command
er Of the homo and the surgeon. The rules
and regulations adopted cover all conduct of
inmates, and prohibit the use OF liquor allow
tobacco under certain restrictions, provide for
uniform clothing, which must be paid Nfor by
the inmate if his pension exceeds SIS per month,
except when the pensioner provides for de-
pendent wife or children.
In the hurry and hustle o: securing and
setting the great amount Of local news last
week, some choice news escaped our mention.
Among such was the fine memorial sermon
preached for the soldiers at the Congregational
church week ago last Sunday, hy Rev. WIN.
Gillespie. The sermon was a powerful aud
eloquent one and was greatly appreciated by
the large congregation in attendance, and es-
pecialy so by tho old Veterans. who attended
in body. We also omitted to mention tho
great success met with by the Ladies' Aid of
the NJ. f. church in their supper given at the
Hench building OH Decoration day, and an
other th!ng-tho most important of all-tlo
fine baby boy born to Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas
Sussex on Sunday, tho 2Sth Of May. We ask
TOMS pardon for our forgetfuIness, and
promise to never let it so happen again.
Under the heading "Hobo Hop and-go-
fetcli-it to Hope" Editor Bierley, Of the Grand
Forks Nows, gets off the following on our train
accommodations (?). He was up here last
week and knows just how it is: 'sLast week
the News described 10 all its granduer the Go.
please bull road to Rolla and St. John.
That is hardly match to the Hobo Hop-and-
60 fetch-it line to Hope. If you want to
reach Hope without being hopelessly bcswitch-
ed, Lire pony express. The train which
makes tri.week!y excursions from Wahpeton
to Hope is a deliberate sleeper preambuIator.
1t squares the triangle at Everest; reports at
kipon; airs the sleepy passengers at Ayr; Alb
racadabras at Absaraha; painfully persues pi-
nocxle at Page; Goals up at Colgate and hops
and goes fetching it TO Hope. Travellers take
their lunch with them and cat to devour the
crumbs"
Our friend Vet Pound, Of Riverside, after
seeing the item copied from the Jamestown
Capital IN recent issue Of the PIONEER, which
called attention to the remarkable production
in the egg line Of hen belonging to Mrs.
Clint Wade, said hen producing an egg meas>
uring eight inches ono way and six and one
half the other, says that he has hen which
can beat that record all hollow. He has a
few egg shells strung upon stling-the fill
ing having been removed from same-all the
! product Of this aforementioned hen; the largs
est she'll measures eight and seven-eighths
inches ona way and six and one>haf the other;
the second size measures eight and one>fourth
Inches one way and six and one.half the
other; the third, eight inches ono way and six
and threc>fourths the other. The circum-
ference Of the smallest shell on the string (ten
in ally is seven and one half inches. One OF
his neighbors asked him, the othor day, where
he got his goose eggs, and was almost dunn,
founded when told that they were all the
product Of an ambitious hen.
Tho mouth is the front door OF your face.
It is the aperature to the cold storage room OF
your anatomy. Some mouths look like peac-
es and cream, and some look like a hole chop.
ped into brick wall to admit new door OF
window. The mouth is hot-bed Of tooth
aches, the bunghole Of oratory and baby'e
crowning glory. tits the crimson aisle Of our
liver and Dature's apparatus for blowing out
the gas. 1t is patriotism's fountain head and
the tool for pie. Without 1t a politician
would be wanderer on the face of the earth
and the cornetist and the chorous girl would
60 down to unhonored graves. It is the
grocer's friend. the orators pride and the
dentists hope. 1t puts some men on the ros.
trum and many on the stone pile. 1t is temp
tation's lunch counter when attached TO 6
maiden, and tobacconist's friend when at
tached to man. Without it married life
would be perpetual summer dream and the
dude would lose half of his attractions. AND
most Of all and the greatest of all, II there
were no mouths would be no good-byes OF
happy greetings no words Of comfort or hope
no laughter full Of sunshine or songs full Of
praise. The hired man could not be called tt
dinner, and no one would sing: 'Boom de
ay."-Ex.
Resolutions OF sympathy.
Adopted by tue Ladies Aid Society Of the
Congregational church, June Stb, 1893.
WHEREAS, Death has, for the second time
invaded our ranks and taken from our mids,
a beloved friend aud co-worker, Mrs, Clara R.
JOslyn and
! WHEREAS. BoWinp to Gods will, we rreatl,