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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01

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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01
She Beats McGurrin,

The fastest typesctter In Cali.
tornia is said to be young woman
who is employed In newspaper { II c
1T Santa Barbara.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01
A PERT QUESTION.

She-:'So you're fully determined to
marry her, are you2"
He-"Absolutely.
she-'H'ml Don't you ever feel
sorry for her2"-Detroit Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01
COLUMBUS WITH VARIATIONS.

Young Lady Ito postal CLERK k)-"Two
stamps, please"
Postal Clerk-"Y,s. ma'an; with or
without hiskers2"-Pucx.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01
OF COURSE SHE KNEW IT.

Harry-''Does she know you love hers"
Fred-"She can't help knowing it.
Why, she told me she had $1,000 a
year. Life.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01

No SAFER REMEDY can be had for Coughs
ana Colds or anv trouble of the Throat than
"Broun's bronchial 7rochss." Price 25 cents
Gold only tn b0res.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01
Insane Horse.

Burlington, N. j., has a horse that
has been declared insane.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01
A VICTIM AT LAST

"oh, girls, there's tramp!'
"Are you sure?'
'Yes. Don't you see him."
"isn't it lovely! Now we will have
some one to try our new cooking school
biscuit Oh on!'-Dietetic Gazette.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01

The heart has nothing to do with the
making of society" laws
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01
He COULDN'T TELL.

Waiter-"How did you find your
steak, siri"
Guest-"Bamed If know how did
find it, it was so small. Detroit Free
Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01
DIFFERENCE OF OPINION.

''1 love the LAST Rose of Summer.
don't youa' asked Miss Daisy of Cholly
Jump Up at the musicale the other even :
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01
DID NOT WANT MUCH.

Hunker lat Mrs. Dinsmore's small and
early)-"I hope we shall have little
music"
Spatts-"So do l. As little as posi-.
bic. Truth.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01
A SOLUTION TO THE PR ,BLEN.

Mrs. de Style-"How do you manage
to get your servants to wear capsa Mine
,rnnft y
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01
They Just Cut the Pennies in Two.

How many collectors of coins know
anything about the curious half-pencc
issued centuries ago by English au-
thorities, half-pence in the truest
sen of the words, since they were
nothing more than minted pennies
cut directly in half! Specimens of
these coins have been discovered fire.
quent'y among the buried treasures
which from time to time have been
unearthed in Great BriGain. In
Lancashire in 1910 were found a rare
lot of coins, among which were sew
eral pennies of the time of Alfred
and Edward divided in this way.
Similarly divided pence of the time
of Edward the Confessor have been
found, and in speaking of the dis
covery, in 1893, of a number of these
curious half-pence of the time of
William the Conqueror, and unques-
toned authority states that they
were probably issued from the mints
in that form, since the whole collec-
ton had evidently been in circula-
ton. In the British Museum in Lon
don are specimens of these divided
coins issued under various monarchs
from Alfred to Henry Ill, with the
latter of whom the custom ceased
An eminent a"haologist accounts for
the divided coins by saying that this
doubtless arose from the scarcity OF
small change, which was in part
remedied under the reign of Edward
|. by the coinage of half-pence and
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01
- The Best Cough Syrup sfj w n Offer
= tastes Good. Use in time ksei W oSA
ElSold by Druggists, I'll

ID MA'-A'1aaa1zaA'aA IA o"" o'"J
made medicine for Coughs,
Bronchitis and other dis
eases Of the Throat and
Lungs. Like other so called
Patent Medicines, it is we'll
advertised, and having merit
1t has attained a wide sale
under the name of Piso's
Cure for Consumption.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01

"No; l find the 'last rose of winter
more DEAR" replied Cholly.-Pittsburg
Dispatch.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01

mans accusations of himself are al.
ways believed, his praises never.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01

ONR ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gentlyyetpromptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances,
its many excellent qualities com
mend it to all and have made it
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. DO not accept
any substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. /
LOUISVILLE, Ky. VIEW YORK. NJ.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01

Mrs. de Fashion -''I hire policeman
to admire them. THE Million,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01
HE WANTED TO KNOW.

"The only thing left now," said the
counsel to his client, sis the Judges
charge"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01

PERTERzE lRNCuzIzKow sXEI.orsKl
IS San Francisco cabinet -makcr, and
Perterje Zmuchzizkomskcko wluwski
Is a Buffalo boilermalicr The con.
sequences of chance meeting oil
these two men in a narrow Boston
street would be too horrible to con.
template. .-Rochester Post Express
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-05-01

"How much is it likely to bel" asked
the client, anxioualy. Truth.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24
Massa.oiI.,. TonEue-seraPIng.

DIR. Oliver Wendell Holmes, In an sd-
dress before the Massachusetts, Medical So
ciety some forty years ago, told how ser
vioeable a tongue-scrspsr was to the Pill
grim fathers in their need, In this wise
IL seems to be sometimes forgotten by
those who must know the fact, that the
tongue lie very different, snstomioElly ard
physiologically, from the stomach. Its
condition does not in the least imply that
of the stomach, which is very different
structure, covered with a different kind of
epithelium, and furnished with entirely
different secretions. A silversmith will.
for q dollar, make q small hoe. of solid
silver, which will last for centuries. and
will give patient more comfort, used for
the removal of the accumulated epithel-
ium and fungus growths which constitute
the fur, than many q prescription With
q split footed Z before IL, addressed 10 the
part ont of reach. / think more Of this
little implement, because / consider that
the use of Il, or something like II, saved
the colony at Plymouth ia the year 1923
Edward Winslow heard that MsSsasoit was
sick and likely 10 die. a case of typhoid
fever, clearly, with prostrAiion, stuPor,
epistsxis and frightful sordes. WinHlow
gave him some conserve, washed HE
mouth. scrAped bis tongue, which was in
horrid state, got down some drink,
dosed him with an infusion OF strawberry
leaves and sasssfrss rOoie, and bad the tat
isfactIon OF seeing him rapidly recover
Massasoit, full Of gratitude, revealed the
plot which had been formed 10 destroy
the colonists, whsreuPon the governor or
dered Captain Miles Standish TO see TO
them; who thereupOn, as everybody Te-
members, stabbed Pecksuot with HE own
knife, broke up the plot, saved the colony.
and thus rendered Massachusetts and the
Massachusetts, Medical society possibility,
as they are now q fact before us. So much
for this psrenthesis of the tongue. snraper,
which saved the young colony from 8
much more serious scrape, and may save
the Union yet, If presidential candidate
should happen to be taken sick, as Massn-
soft was, and his tongue wanted cleaning
which process would not hurt q good
many politicians, with or without a ty-
pho!d fever.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24
RIGHT WORTHY VOICE,

Fame often, perhaps usually, eludes
those who seek It with oalc culation and pre-
meditation. And Ii often comes to those
who are more intent on doing something
than on being made famous by doing It.
The latest instance of the tendency of fame
to fash like unexpected lightning out of q
clear sky Is furnished by the case of the
Man In the Senate Gallery.
The Man In the Senate Gallery had sat
there for six long and weary weeks, listen
Ing to Senatorial hog-wash and op-
pressed by Senatorial courtesy. He
wasn't conscious of representing his
country as he sat there. He didn't
feel burdened with responsibility In that
direction. He was nothing but plain
American Citizen. But he heard the Sens
tors below him talking about their respon.
sibility and what they represented week
after week while business was going to the
dogs and the cry of the unemployed and
those who lacked bread was increasing In
volume and shrillness day by day. After
the Man In the Gallery had heard and seer
the performance for two or three weeks
his soul began to burn within him
And, without realizing II, he there
after sat In the gallery as the natur
| al representative of shsmsd snd
an injured people. Long was tina
| which ragged within him insrticulate
Finally, last ThursdAy afternoon the full
ness of time came, and the Man in tn,
Gallery was gifted with Voice with whicl
to speak the feelings of the people. Ana
| this ia what he said: "Pve been in the gal
lery ak weeks listening toy your stuff, and
for one, I've got enough"
| This was red-hot from the furnace o
wrath and disgust. And it was received
by those to whom It was addressed q
might be expected. 1t wasn't then recog
nizsd by the Senate as the Voice of tn
People, and the Senate hirelings seiZst
the inspired one by the nape of his necl
and the seat of his breeches ant
thrust him out of the SENATOR'S
temple. But as he was thus igRominoual
entrested Fame unseen was lowering owe
him with trumpet to mouth and wit
cheeks bulging, Just rs she appears In th
pictures, and almost before he, ignobl
propelled, reached the bottom of the sen
atorial stairs he was known as the ms
who had In one short sentence voiced tn
feeling of the Nation, said the right thin
at the right time and set grim Reality n
against Senatorial Courtesy. Though Fam
blew her trumpet 30 promptly and effective
ly for this Voice, she has omitted to mel
rion the name and address of the Man
the Senate Gallery. 1t would be interes
ing to know them, but they are not essei
tisl. Tho Voice was q right worthy on
and 1t is eohoing through a grateful coul
try, which has by It been enabled to NAL
itself heard in the very stronghold of Sci
atorial Stupidity aud Courtesy.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24
THE REGISTERS PURLIEUs.

THE REGISTERS PURLIRUS.
The Register Is as gay over the non.
partisan effort to keep the New Haven
postofice in Its present entirely satisfao.
tory condition as a girl whose heart has
been broken after the ball and who feels
obliged to try to conceal the sad accident.
1t hysterically ssks: Where is the bald
headed, pigeon-toed and white-livered
Democratic postmaster who was retained
in Office by a Republican administration
What State was he born int What county
sang his famea What town claimed him
for its owni
OF courxe 1t Is hardly to be expected
that the Register would pay any attention
to what goes on only three miles from Its
own Office. It is too fsr-sighted for that,
and 1t Is too occupied with Affairs of State,
such as football matches and Society
Notes, to pay any attention to what 10 hap
pening in Westvllle. But If 1t were not &c
far sighted and SO prsoooupisd 1t might
have noticed that there In "bsld headed,
pigeon tosd and white -nvsred Democratic
postmaster" right over in Westville who
was retained in Office by Republican ad-
ministration. We don't know what State he
was born in, and we don't know that
New Haven county has felt obliged to sing
about him. II 1t has 1t is evident that the
singing hasn't been heard in the Register
Office. But he has been holding the fort
in Westville all the same.
Perhaps the Register will claim that the
Westville poatofhce is little and doesn't
count. A newspaper that can describe
itself as being In "the purlieu of unwritten
history" is entirely capable of ignorance of
written history and of total disregard of
even suoh historical place as that which
holds the Judges Cave. It would do the
Register good to leave the purlieus of L.
noranoe and fiction and move into the pur-
lieus of knowledge and fact.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24
FLE.

Fly paper Ia gradually being Withdrawn
from circulstlon.-Pittshurg Chronicle.
No one should expect a square msa
when making a round of the lunch houses
-Pioayune.
After people have done wrong It Is usu
ally said of them that they moved In ths
best sooiety.-Atohison Globe.
Toper-what shall I take, doctor, to re
move the redness of my no.el Doctor
Take nothing-for three months--Hsllo
Miss Sesrs-Paps thinks 1 am too much
| of ohild to marry. Miss Knox-Pshau
you won't be childish for some yeArs yet
Worlds Fair Puck.
Abraham Lincoln's emancipation procla
nation didn't mention the tariff, but M
one can deny that Ii was the forerunner oi
free wool.-Somsrville Journal.
'Did hear you say that you have found
In your mother in-isw your ideslf' Yes
| indeed; all the comments ever made or
mothers-in-law apply TO heri"-Fliegend,
| blatter
Miss Fumeur-My brother is passionate
ly fond of his cigar. believe he will smok,
In heaven. His frisnd-oh, there Is NJ
doubt that he will smoke In the hereafter
Music and Drama.
nuAl Nbu say Il GAE
prove that the foreigner pays the tax
Boggs-lt might be well to stir him up
little; they say the treasury IL getting dan
gerously low.-Puck.
Tourist Gn Irslsn5)-I should like
room with an iron bedstsad. Hotel Pro
pristor-Sorr, OF haven't an iron bedstsaI
in the plAce-they'rs sll soft wood. Bu
you'll foird the mattress noics and hard
sorr.-Tt- Bits.
Prisoner-As my counsel has failed Il
put in his appearances, would SAX you
Honor to adjourn the case Judge-why,
You were caught in the act of stealing
| gold watch from the person of q gentle
man. Besides, you admitted the charge.
am curious to know what, under these cir
cumstsnoes, your counsel could have h
say in your defence. Prisoner-So sm
| your Honor; and therefore l should like q
hear him.-Yogus.
Haven't sesn you fer an age. Charliet
'No; I've changed my business "whs
are you nowr "Floor walker. It's twins
Detroit Free Press.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24
HAPPY DeIINersncc.

Mr.. H of Cass sEenue was awakened
from his early morning slumbers by Wig
oroua shake from his wife.
"Get mp, Mr.. Il, quick Burglars have
been In the house and taken all the silver"
"All, did you say" inquired Mr.. r.
with much interest
Yes. everything is stolen, and you mus;
hurry to the police"
Are the souvenir spoons goneF" asked
Mr.. h, with bAted breath.
"Yes, every one of them"
Thank heaven" and with this pious sd
juration Mr.. II resumed his slumbegs.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24
On Crcdit-ISaS.

ON Credit-IS9s.
To sell or not to SELF
That is the quesuon.
whether it e better 20 send The goods
And take the risk OF doubtful payment
Or 10 make sure OF what Is in position
And, by declining, hold them.
To sell, TO ship; perchAnce TO lose,
Aye, there's the rub,
For when the goods are gone
what charm can win them back
From slippery debtorss
Will bills be p2ld when due
Or viii the time stretch tn crack OF DOOM
What OF asSigumerts. what OF relatives
What OF uncles, Aunts and ulatkers In Law
With claims for borrowed money!
What Of exemptions, bills Of sale, and the CON-
promise
Thai eoollT Offers q shilling pound;
And OF lawyers fees
That eat up this poor pittsneei
It's this that gives Us pause
And makes US rather bear duh times
Than ship to clients that
We know not OF.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24

expensive figured silk. or you may follow
the pretty French fashion of always wear
ing wash goods In the house and make 1t
of fine figured muslin. The skirt Ia pref
tily full with folds at the back. Three
rows of ribbon are set in points about the
skirt, each row different color, and all
the colors are taken from those In the lit
tie figure of the material. the sleeves are
made in two puffs by bands of ribbon to
match that on the skirt. They reach to
the elbow and are finished by . fall of lace.
| A fichu in the pretty old fashioned kerr
| chief style is worn crossed over the breast
and tied in the bsck. 1t leaves 9 pretty
bit bare front and back. II is made of
dainty fine white muslIn and Is finished all
around with delicate frill of lace or soft
needlswork, preferably the latter. The
strip of muslin that makes the sash ends
at the back is very narrow SO that the ends
are mostly of lace. The whole costume ID
simple and dainty, and enough TO give 6
man an appetite for breakfast whather hs
had one to start with or not. You may
| wear little cap II you like, but In any
case your hair will be done simply snd
softly, and you will wear 30 sweet and
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24

CHEEKY q smile all the time that even the
dainty sash snds viii be eloquent when
You turn your back 10 take the fruit from
the eideboard. FIoRrrTK
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24

Iassitude, and irritability.
Remove the trouble at once,
or a whole life will be sacrificed.
Lydia Z. PiNkham's Tegc-
table Compound will accom-
plish the work speedily.
1T is the most effective rem:
edy for irregular or suspended
action known to the world" -
Mrs. elias. Hines, Boz 2I2,
DH,sca1l1s01S, Pa.
All druggists sell n Address in eoaaseaoe,
LYDIA e PIrEHAM MEp. Co, LYNN, MAEs-
Mrs Pinkhau,s Liver PlLs rs ceHfA
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24
d N1fEer'S DKkY.

Watch your daughters
physical development.
Mature has provided a time
for publication, and if the
channels are obstructed, the
entire system is poisoned, and
misery comes.
Irregularities from any
cause, at any age, are sure
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24

The crown worn by Victoria is heavy
enough to make her head lie uneasy II she
tries to sleep with 1t or. 1t weighs nearly
two pounds. 1t comprises more than 1000
precious stones set In various designs.
The most prominent gem Is the ruby given
to Edward, the black prince, by Pedro,
King of CASTLE. It Is in the front of the
crown, set in q maltese cross composed of
seventy-hve large diamonds. The lower
part of the crown band contains a row of
1s9 pearls, the upper part ll2. Between
them and in front Is large sapphire.
Back of that again is q smaller sapphire
surrounded By six others and eight emer-
aids. Between the two larger sApphires are
designs containing 2S5 diamonds. Above
the band are eight more sspphires sur
mounted by eight diamonds, and the same
number of festoons contain $50 diamonds.
Besides the maltese GROSS there are three
others around the upper part of the crown
containing 3s6 diamonds, and between the
four are four ornaments, each with a ruby
in the center and containing respectively
81, SO, IS and 81 diamonds. From the
crosses rise four arches composed of oak
leaves and scorns, the leaves containing
72S diamonds. The thirtytwo scorns are
each of a single pearl. and are set in cups
stands the mound, containing SIS dia-
monds, and above the mound is the cross,
containing very large sapphire, four very
large and 10S smaller diamonds. All the
stones are genuine, and moi, as In some
other European crowns, colored glass.
which has replaced the genuine stones.
The crown entire is valued at 81, 500, ,O00
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24

Lord EIgin of Kincardine, who has just
been appointed Viceroy of India, will re-
ceive the prinoely salary of $500, 900 per
annum, this Office being the best paid of
any In the gift of the British crown. Un-
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24

A good indication Of q return of COM
mon sense on the money question is found
in the declaration of the Farmers Alliance
State convention in Iowa recently, with
$50 alliances represented, against the free
coinage of silver on the ground that If the
government coins silver into money free
of charge 1t might, with equal propriety, be
asked to grind the farmers wheat into
-four without extracting toll.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24
FASHION NOTES.
A Rear View OF DaIEtIness.

For the street it eufioes IL your gown Is
in good, quiet taste and not too much out
of style. There, unless you seek to at
tract attention, you will not be especially
looked at. Therefore, you may save mon
ey IL you will on your street gowns and
har m. But at home you are the chief or
nament, and there things will shine mere
ly by such radiance as you reflect. At
home you must fill the eye, and therefore
at home your gowns must be dainty, sweet
and pretty; in short, things to look at
twice. Here is one that meets all the re-
quiremsnts. 1t may be made of some In
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24

we are OV6rSCOCk6O--
must unload---hence this
Offering of worth
ofreliable makes and quail
tiles at ridiculous prices.
Sale opens this (Tues-
day. morning at 8 o'clock.
Here are a few of the
bargains
10 inch Colored Surah
Silks, excellent line OF
shades. Sale price 800.
Changeable Surahs, a
fine assortment and ex-
cellent quality, actual val
ue 75c. Sale price 45o.
Fancy Satin Brocades,
actual value $1.O0 and
$1.25. Sale price 81 l-2c
"a in. Black Satin Rha-
dame, very good quality,
regular price $1.OO. Sale
price 67c.
Black Faille Franchise,
actually worth 81 1-2c.
Sale price Csc.
"a in. Black Satin Rha-
dame, excellent quality,
value $l.25. Sale price
81 lac.
"a in. Black FailleFran-
caise, actually worth
$1.25. Sale price 85c.
24in. Black Fa1lle Fran
caise, real value $1.75.
Sale price $1.15.
10 inch Black Surahs,
double warp, worth SOC.
Sale price 81 1-2c.
20 inch Colored Satin
Duchesses, all silk and
heavy, the same as are
shown in most stores at
$3.50. Sale price 99c.
And scores of other
equally good values.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24

indications of
organic trouble.
" With irreg-
ularities come
disturbances OF
the S t m a c h
and kidneys, vi
olent he d .
aches, shooting
pains. extreme
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24
THE WEEKLY JOURNAL


EVERY THURSDAY MoRSIse.
One Dollar Per Year Gin advance).
Single Copies cents.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-10-24
EDITORIAL NOTES.

There are investments that pay. Lord
Bsaconsaeld invested $50, ,3SS, 100 of Great
Britain's money in Suez canal stock
eighteen years ago. The investment now
represents sss, 75O 900, and meanwhile the
British treasury has been getting per
cant. on Its money and II will shortly get
thraa timer that