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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-02-20
plsEAsEs oE McMEN,-We Lac q speeial

DISEASES OF WCMEM.-We have special de-
paTtment, thoroughly organized, and devoted ex-
cluSively 10 the treatment Of diseases Of women,
Every case consulting our specialists, whether by
letter or in person, is given the most careful and
considerable attention, Important case. land we get
few which have not batfied the skill Of all the
home phySicians) have the benefit OF full council
OF skilled specialists. In treatment Of diseases
peculiar to females, our success has been marked,
over twothrds OF our patients being ladies, old,
young, married, single, rich and poor. Our method
IS entirely free from Objectionable features OF the
general practitioner, namely "Local treatment"
We seldom find it necessary We prepare renee
dies constitutional and local, as the case demands,
and instruct ladies' how to treat themselves.
MARRIAGE. married persons, or young men con.
templating marriage, aware OF physical weakness,
loss OF provocative powers impotency, or any other
disqualification, speedily restored.
PRIVATE DISEASES Blood Poison, Venereal
Taint, elect, Structure, Seminal Emissions Loss Of
Sexual Power, Weakness Of Sexual Organs, Want
Of Desire in Male or Female, whether from impru-
dent habits of youth or sexual habits Of mature
years, or any cause that deptatesthe sexual fune-
tons speedily and permanently cured. ConSuta-
ton free and strictly confidential Absolute cures
guaranteed. Medicines sent free from observation
to all parts Of the United States.
EPILEPSY, OR FlTS-PoSitively cured by new
and neVer.fling method. Testimonials furnished,
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Mr. Stephen Hicks, carpenter ny occupation
residing 1T Cameron W, Va, says; MY trouble
began about tive years ago from the effects OF
working In the dust aud exposure,
SO bad at times It would almost make mo sick,
especially when would eat. NJ nostrils were
stopped up ~ both sides, Ny throat would get
very dry and was sore all the time. Ny head
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panied mo through the temples had dizziness
at times with roaring and buIzIns aud cracking
noises In my ears.
"Wh0t ate gave mo a heartburn or sour
stomach, with depressed spirits or no ambition
ut all, and was cOnstlpatcd all tho time. Had
pains through the small OF my back
II have gained fifteen pounds since began
treatment with BrS Copeland bell aud Davis;
the dropping from my head into my throat has
left me; no dizziness or noises In my ears appe.
tltc Is good and what | eat agrees with my
stomach now. Ny bowels Nro regular sleep
goodand feel in general Ike q now fellow.
icInoS could hear Of without receiving any
benefit, wish TO advise all Others suffering as
have done to try these specialists and get
cured"
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MARTINS FERRY.


Nova Noles ana Personals from our Near
NciyhhOr.
A prominent Democrat OF Mart.a'a
Kerry says ho has tip coming pretty
atr0irht To tho aiTocl that Hon. Ross j.
Alexander. Of bridgeport, will bc asSist.
ant acknowledgement undOr Uley6.
land Nit AisNandor's many fiioDda
hero sincerely hope that he will got the
appointment.
. a ball will 90 given IN MbCnncrchor
ttati on tho night OF Washington'a
birthday "Wednesday, for the benefit Of
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THECELEBRATED EXAMINING PHYSICIAN OF THE
FRANCE MEDICAL AND SURGICAL INSTITUTE
8 4oM Gay COumbao coOdlss6
FRANCE AND 0TTAN,
Chronic Diseases D !hs ys practice - 4H h
Scientific oy
IMPORTANT Years s.piee
OLIVE BLOSSOM applied
answered
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CNtarrh attacks nll Mucous Membranes.
1t affects tho Ears, Eyes, Nose, Throat,
bronchial Tubes, Lungs, stomach, Bowels,
Kidneys, HiHdder-the whole mucous
tract. Cure diseases of these organs by re.
moving the cause.
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NESBTTT & DEVINE,
1899 Market Street. fels


Country residence on motor line, only few
minutes ride Of this city. Possession any time
desired ~ acres
$3.50 fourroOmod dwelling, 1882 Market
street.
SO %, Cightroomod dwelling 70 Maryland
street.
$500, sfx.roomed dwelling, 23i7 Eoa street
$40 co. Ayo.roomed dwelling. III TwGnty.ninth
si70O sIx.rOomcd dwelling, 40 North York
sS co. sevcuroomcd modern dwelling, Ozauo
street.
$500, thtcOroomcd house, Ills McCollooh
street.
si2 50, fvCroomcd dwelling, corner North
Huron and Now jersey Streets possession at
OncO
Store room. A Eleventh street.
Modern Hats In central location,
Lawyers otiico, best lnlhe, city.
G. @. SMITH,
Real Estnto Agent 1870 Market street, over
/ Wheat & llanChor's JCwOlry Store, iolO
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DIRG. TRANCE Go CEgREAT
MEDICAL AND syRgIeA rTE Columbus
IS friends ana patients dledcdt0Yh
BRIDGEPORT, SHERMAN HOUSE, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 20.
BELLAlRE, WINDSOR HOTEL, THURSDAY, MARCH 2.
nand
Si OF
discovered France otman
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For particulars and terms iaqulse OF
c. A. SCHAEFER G co.
Real Estate and Notary Business, corner Four.
teenth and Market streets, Wheeling, ", Va
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REAL ESTATE.
FOB S AID.

Fine Farm Of li3 acres on National road, nine
miles eNst OF city on easy terms $780,.
Farm OF ~ acres four miles north OF city. Will
make good dairy farm.
House, 10 rooms, Fifteenth street. with mod.
Crn improvements.
House. rooms, Sixteenth street, 50. 900.
House, 6rooms, Fourteenth street, s. 500:
House, 4 rooms, Charles street, Centre Wheel
Ing, SSH
Fine house, rooms, Moyston street, Sixth
ward oak finish inside, $1,000.
House, rooms, Twenty.thlrd street, l,20O.
House, rooms North Mark ct street. 81, 500.
House, 8 rooms, EoR street, Centre Wheeling,
lot 25Xl22 5000,
500, 500 $1,000 aud $1,000 to loan on city real
estate.
business property on Market street at moder-
ate price,
Small house and half lot Jacob street, Centre
Wheeling on easy terms, $500.
Three houses on Moyston street, Sixth ward,
on easy forms, $1,000.
Lots at east end OF Twenty.thlrd street on
easy terms
oao;hGli 70: on Mccolloch street. con.,s
Wheeling Sl0l
one.haliio on Chaplips street. Sixth Ward,
5000.
one OF tho best manufacturing sl!ei In the
city, fronting on two railroads
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FREE EXAMINATION Of The URNEh
WONDERFUL CURES NJ sneG inte Paa by prsi
confidential List
FRANCE W. Conmbu0
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FOR SALE.

EOF SA1Es
-four mill with roller process, twenty-five
barrel capacity Water aud steam power. Saw
ana PlaHef also attached; doing good business
IN tho country This IL Il bargain. Coal within
2Dl feet. Has thirty seven Gcrcs Of land. Will
sol all together or mill separate.
No. 87!i Fol street, frame house, six rooms,
large collar alley corner Easy terms.
No, 97D EOil street, B'iok house, SIX rooms
aud hlll good location Cheap Easy terms
No, 80 1hlttynith street, half lot, four rooms
vii summer kitchen aud lhrgo attlci 3llO1
Three houses on Wood street, high ground,
No. 3jl9, 800 aud 952l $50 each.
Two. houses Oh TwonIynnth, four rooms
each. 81, 400 each.
No. $40 Wood street, lotgOtiO) foot six rooms
AgOpl farm VI 7llt ncreL ono and 4 half nllDi
from tho city. A good orchard six aotOi In
Efapcs has aivortounofhUh stabdf otdo aud
tho best OF wnt0r Will soil on EASY terfnSot
trade for city property
Lots IN lioGmnhns addition, tho host valuo Ia
the Eighth ward on very easy terms fora shos.
time.
No II Thirty eighth stroot stS rooms now. 1901
nrickho1so four roomi and hall, ForLg.
irstAnd Woods Streets full lot
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FOB RETT.
POSSESSION IMMEDIATE

POSSESSION IMMEDIATE
AMon!h.
No. 2j03 Alley B............................ 900
No. o. Thirteenth 10 %
No. 2eOl Market street, two rooms...-....,... 100
No. 1870 Main street, thee rooIns"...-..,.., 300
POSSESSION APRIL l.
No. 26Os Alloy 900
No. 29l7 Woods street ........... 10 70
Housed on alley rear OF 81 Fourteenth street 100
No. lD2O Main street. roons......... ..........,..
No. l46 Fourteenth street 90 90
No. 40 Fourteenth Northumberland %
No. 1853 Main street. store room .,.......... Is %
No l01 MqColloch IS 10
No. 10 Seventeenth St, rooms, I'd lloor... 500
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SEVERE TREATMENT
Col!rlalai With tl) Mild Methods Of
DIS. Copeland, GOlI and Davis.

Old Fashioned Manner of Treating
Diseases, Which are Not Alone Pain,
ruI, But are Unnecessary aud I'm.
successful and Frequently Very
Injurious,
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COAL.
ITO COAL ooNsUMERsl

Get the bcSt II will pay you lam prepared
IL ttfni7h Ma 2 Pool tsai from Fleofghlms
miucs At Fnluyylllo "a retail " Wholesale
q, tho lowest market prices AL orders utomp,ly
attended TO- n TEAsUALE,
Corner Sixteenth and CDnpina Streets Whe3l.
Ing W. Va Telephone II.
NJ B.-Thl coal Is mined by organize mlncrl
uU8i
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FOB SAIE.

"
No. 6S Thirty.frst street
No. 7i2 Main street.
No. 1895 Chapline street.
No 1929 Eof street.
No. 226 Sixteenth street. 100
No. 1926 McColloch street.
No. 1914 MCColloch street
No. 22i Twenty ninth street.
No. 262S Main street
Lots on North Front street.
Lots on South Front street.
Lots on South Penn street.
Lots on South Huron street.
Lot No. o. Filan aud White addition.
BELvEDERE LOTS
Many other desirable residences and farms for
sale.
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Real Estate Agent, 1870 Market street, ovo
/ Wheat & llanChors JcwOlry Store. iClO
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1893-07-31
Dr.. R. N. PONTE & HIJO

Ciruianos Dentistas establecidos en-
San Juan de Pto. Rico, Gale de San Jus
to nhmero 21.
Montado nuestro gabinete quirdrjico- dental
& Ia altura de los primeros establecimientos de
Europa y Norte-A America, en- possession de cuan.
tos adelantos Sc han hecho en- esos paises estamos
en- aptltud de praticar cuantos trabajos operacio
Aes % NOS confien, seguros de deiar satiGfechos
RHeEkynF seiankRg. l.:#
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1893-07-31
Mr. DuHauf AdrIeD.

Ayisa los prcpieasios de esta Capital como contrasa
de obra pnbcas oece para eecutsr case de
consuccones de reparacones de las misrnas en-
<carandose de los materfaes de maposteria carpntea
rturs general de todo 10 que enga reacion con las
consuccOpe En- la ejecucion de las obra que le
entreguen aetaes le den segun las condiciones
ee esabezcaD Dijirse la calle Duffaut Santurce
la II csIle de San Jose en ests Capital
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1893-07-31
I0CTON ANTIHERPEqTCA

DE l. DoCTo@ NGoNTE9-
Els meor medcamento para crar los herpes guitar Il
picazon ell momento de apcara. La"Locon essta per
fumada quta caspa evtando la caida del cabeo hac
desaparecer los barros empeines manchas espnas de L
cas- de la Isa A por mayor la del senor Guilermety
depositario. ~@-' - ~. .>r r.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1893-07-31
La PALMA.
A Aconsscusucia de los

La PALM A. sasnsiss ssasss"sass sss ,1:ass e e:
tan rDoOoants por cert0 POGO serios On
que 90 ponen mas ala de las nubes, les arcuos confec
clones de un esaoecimen0 de esta Capital como en-
aQfeos &c descubre no sena ntenci6p netrO
psrmmos Lamar "a atsnei6n hacemos constar ante este
fuG nads tiene que envidar nng6n estabecimiento dc
su indoe tocante La bonad de los arcuos que mpora
c0nfecciona como tampoco respecto La activad hmpe
"a en- e serVico La cada vez auencia parroqa-
nos es prueba Tefutable de ello Que que odo to
for, 10 que en- contraro SO dga es.... Musica
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23

Everybody has at times failed to do
their duty towards themselves. Humid.
reis Of lady reaners suffer from sick head.
ache, nervousness, sleeplessness and
female troubles. Let them follow the ex.
ample Of Mrs. H HerDechter, Stevens
Point, Wis.,, who for five years suffered
greatly from Nervous Prostitution and
sleeplessness, tried physicians and differ.
snt medicines without success. But one
bottle OF DR.. Miles Nervine caused sound
sleep every night and she is feeling like q
new person. Mrs. Elizabeth Wheeler,
Laramie City, Wyo., who tried all other
remedies, declares that after three week q
use Of the Nervine for Headache. Nervous
Prostitution, etc she WAS entirely relieved.
Sold by A. y. Ireland. Trla Bottle Free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23
Foil Dead.

These words are very familiar to our
readers. as not day passes without the
report OF the sudden death OF some promi-
nent citizen. The explanation is Heart
Disease" Therefore beware if you have
any of the following symptoms: Short
Breath, Pain 10 Side. Smothering Spells,
Swollen Ankles, Asthmatc Breathing,
Weak and hungry Spells, Tenderness in
Shoulder OF Arm, Fluttering of Heart or
Irregular Pulse. These symptoms mean
heart disease. The most reliable remedy
Il DR.. Miles New Heart Cure, which has
saved thousands of lives. Book of test-
monials free at A. G. Irelsnd's, who also
sells the New Heart Cure.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23
Preventing Future Misery.

If there is, in this vale of tears, more
prolific source of misery than the rheu
matte twinge, we have yet to hear of it
People are born with tendency to rheu.
matism, just as they are with one to con
sumption or to scrofula. Slight causes
may develop this. AS soon as the agon-
izing complaint manifests itself, recourse
should be had to Hostetters's Stomach
Bitters, which checks its further inroads
and banishes the rheumatic poison from
the system. This statement tallies ex-
actly with the testimony of physicians
who have employed this fine flood depur-
ent in their private practice. There is
also the amplest professional and general
testimony as to the efficacy of the Bitters
for malaria, liver complaint, constipation,
indigestion, kidney trouble, nervousness
and loss of appetite and flesh. After a
wetting, whether, followed by a cold or
not, the Bitters is useful as preventive
of the initial attack of rheumatism
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Personally
Conducted
Excursions
CAIIFORNJaA-.


Jack Frost stimulates travel. Whel he
touches our ears, we think about getting
warm.
California has the ideal winter climate
just far enough south to be sunshiny and
frostless, and yet with sufficient tonic in
the air.
Santa Fe route takes Jack Frost's hint.
and has arranged series of personally
conducted weekly excursions to California
Pullman tourist sleerers, furnished with
bedding, toilet articles, ETC., leave Chicago
and st. Louis, every Saturday evening
and leave Kansas City, every Sunday
morning, via A., I. q S. F. and A. & 2
line, for Los Angeles and San Francisco
on fast express trains.
Special agents and porters in attend
ance. Secondclass tickets honored. A
small charge for use of tourist sleeper,
Everything clean, neat and comfortable
Inquire of nearest ticket agent, or write
to G. Z. Nicholson, G. 2. & T. A., Santa
Fe route, Topeka, Kas., for a copy Of
folder describing these excursions
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23

SIN buying a cough medicine for chill
dren," says II. A. Walker, prominent
druggist of Ogden, Utah, 'never be afraid
to buy Chambealrin's Cough Remedy.
There iF no danger from 1t and relief is
always ,lre to follow. particularly rec
ommend Chamberlain's because l have
found it to be safe and reliable. 1t is in
tended especially for colds, Group and
whooping cuugh." so cent bottles for
sale by A. c. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 1912 and additional u
+. No, 1916,

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ, !
Jan. II, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will BE-
made before the register and receiver At
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on February Is, 1898,
viz:
Jose Pablo Jaramillo, for the az seL,
sec. 6, VIZ sw114 sec. 5, tip. 21 n, r.6e.
He names the following witnesses 70
prove his continuous residence upon.
and cultivation of, said land, viz:
Jose Arcadia Garcia, of Espanola, N.
M; Juan Lopez, Miguel Manzanarss,
Anastacio Trujillo, of Abiquiu, N. NJ.
A. L. MORRISON
Register
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23

'For the past two or three years have
cen subject to cramping pains in the
stomach" says Mr.. W. A. Baldwin, hard
ware merchant of Boonville, Dallas Co.,
Iowa. II have tried number of differ
emit remedies; the best one being Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Dsarrhoea
Remedy. One or two doses of it always
cures me-" Sold by A. G. Ireland jr.,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23
Notice of Publication.
Homestead No. 3019.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE N. NJ,

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE N. M,
Jan. 6, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his in
tention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on Feb. 10, 1898, viz:
Emiterio Baca, for the q, SO 4 sec. 9,
II -, ne sec. II, tip. 16 n, + 12e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Luis Moya, Marcos Moya, Alcario Ar
milo, Anastacio Encinas, of Glorieta, N.
M. A. l.. MORRISON,
Register
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23
Athletes ufthc Present bay.

j. L. Sullivan, secretary of the Amateur
Athletic union, president of the Pastime
Athletic club, and athletic editor Of the
Sporting Times, writes;
"For years have been actively connect.
ed with athletic sports. I always find it
to my advantage to use Allcock's Porous
Plasters while in training, as they quick
ly remove soreness and stiffness; and
when attacked with any kind of pain, the
result of slight colds, always used ALL
cocks with beneficial results. / have
noticed that most athletes Of the present
day use nothing but Allcock's Plasters.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23

For pain in the chest there IS nothing
better than a flannel cloth saturated with
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bound on
over the seat of pain. 1t will produce a
counter irritation without blistering, and
is not so disagreeable as mustard; in fact
is much superior to any plaster on ac'
count of its relieving qualities. II
used in time it will prevent pneum onia
so cent bottles for sale by A. c. Ireland, jr
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23

Ayers Pills are constantly advancing in
the estimation of those who use them.
They improve the appetite, promote di-
gestlon, restore healthy action, and regu-
late every function. They are pleasant to
take, gentle in their operation, and power
full in subduing disease,
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When Your Eye Strikes This stop
Qnd Read 1t.

The famous hot springs of Arkansas
world renowned for their health qualities
and as health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa
citic railway. Sufferers of ''la grippe" in
huenza, asthma and kindred diseases can
obtain relief by a visit to this famous
sanitarium.
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Notice for Publication.
Homestead No, 1927,

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FEE, N. NJ,
Jan. II, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before register and receiver at San
ia Fc, N. NJ, on Feb. Is, 1898, viz: Jose
Arcadia Garcia, for the n NV
sec 81 n e 4, n a, sec 20, 4 8 "A,
sec II t p 81 nrG e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Victor Vigil, Crecencio Gallegos, Pablo
Jaramillo, Vicente Garcia, of Espanola,
N. NJ.
4. L. MORRISON,
Register.
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ElOw to Be Healthy and Happy.

Don't work 365 days in the year. Get
,ut into the sunshine. Take vacation
once in while.
If too busy to "lay off" last summer,
buy an excursion ticket at once, via Santa
Re route. to Las Vegas Hot Springs, New
Mexico, and stop week or more at the
Montezuma hotel. Hot Baths, burro
riding, sunshiny days and hunting in the
mountains. September climate lasts all
winter.
For copy of illustrated pamphlet, ad-
dress G. T. Nicholson, G. +. 7. A. A. T. b
8. F. r. R., Topeka, Kansas.
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The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
No OstentatiOn

You inherited quite nice little fortune
said the lawyer.
Yes, replied the fortunate youth.
suppose you will pay a lot of your
debts now.
had thought of it, but concluded to
make no change in my manner of living
don't want to be accused of vulgar dis
play,
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No End Of Trouble.

"Just my luck!" growled Mr.. Chugwa-
ter, looking over his paper. "Paid S.
for thermometer warranted to register
the cod all the way down to sixty below
zero; and the weather man says it's going
to get armer!"-Chicago Daily Tribune
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23

1t Is probably not the coolest weather
you ever knew in your life; but that it
how you feel just now, because past SUI
ferings are soon forgotten, and because
your blood needs the enriching, invigor-
ating influence of Ayers Sarsaparilla-
the superior medicine.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23
Should Have Cook ed His q Dose.

A young man of Winamac loved two
girls. He loved one just as much as the
other, and the other as much as the one.
So he set them to cooking competitive
civil service dinner and married the one
who got the highest average percentage.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23
Confirmatory Evidence.

A little group was discussing Bielas
comet in country store.
II tell ye," said Farmer Hardshell, 'thet
was great fall of stars the time tibet
comet come along. see more than a
thousand drap with my own eyes,"
II didn't see EN-" responded Joshua
Bright, "but looked aout the next night
and noticed the stars was thinned aout
considerable"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23

Charitable Visitor-How do you keep
warm without coal?
Occupant of the Garret-Splendidly.
1t keeps me warm hustling around to get
coal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23
a niafa VipDIe

''He has been drinking hard for nearly
Il month. | should think he would begin
to see snakes
"He drinks Irish whisky only, and there
are no snakes in Ireland, you know"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23
Can Women BE Sarcastic?

VaH " UnHtH bV SHTCHStVs
Women seldom indulge in sarcasm.
You think they do not?
As a rule they arc too kindly hearted to
be sarcastic.
HIN! Did you ever hear one of them
say from the top of the stairs, "This is a
nice time to come homer
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-23
A Good Time.

Rinktum-Im going to have a good
time at that ball tonight.
Snively-Your wife going along?
Rinktum-Didn't tell you expected
to have good time?