Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1893-02-09
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Whether you borrow trouble OF
not, it will. soon be Lent.
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"A 5circus trust is being formed.
Only the small hoy, however, will
trustfthe circus.
After March 4th the G. o. p.will
retire on an 1ndcfinitea leave of alb
sence.* Let it bask ever in innocu
Gus desuetude.
It might not be a bad idea to an
mex Hawaii and trrn it over to the
s'rascals" who are to be turned out
in the next few months.
The dutiss of the late Bishop
Brooks will-temporarily be under
taken by Bishop Courtney, of Nova
Scotia, who is now on his way to
Boston.
Senator Hale occupies the deek
and chair which Mr.. Blaine used
in the Senate, But it is the o ly
way in which he can fill the Blaine
vacancy.
It has been suggested that Uncle
Sam annex Queen Laloukolini and
Mary Ellen Lease and exhibit them
as the new Siamese twins at the
Worlds Fair.
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President Harrisonss appointment
of a staunch Democrat to succeed
Lamar so paralyzed the Republican
journals that they have been speech
less ever since.
Harrison is in hard lines. Tney
are even charging the Hawaiian
revolution to him. The old story of
starting a man down hill and every
body kicking him. =
With the Democracy in full
power in possession of both branches
of Congress, the Republican party
might as we'll hire a boat and sail
gracefully up Salt rive--never to
return.
At Harvard the decree has gone
forth that scholarship money Will
not hereafter be paid except to stu
dents who need 1t. Rich mems sons
will have to be content with the
honor's conferred without having a
inclosed in their diplomas.
Brides visiting Washington now
are shown the bar OF the House,
and when, with "reminiscences Of
mingled reading and bargains
strong upon her, she asks where's
the q1orum-counter, the proficient
guide always points out: Tom
Reed ~r:
Mr.. Gladstone's determination
not to appoint a poet-laureate will
reach through Englapd's army of
rhymesters, and drive some desper-
ate verse-slinger into the arms of
the combine which suppliesrythmic
advertisements for new brands OF
soap and cigarettes.
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The man who imagines that the
Republican party can be rallied for
another National campaign upon
the old lssues-those upon which it
was so signally y%anquished last No
vember-is a vain and deluded
dreamer. No party demanding mill
tary supervision of elections, or fed
eral. supervision of any character,
can ever hope TO have the. endorse.
ment of the American. people at the
polls.
Mrs, NJ. A.: Anderson is the as
sistant and frequently acting Ser
geant-at-Arms of the Arkansas
House, and she has sufficient in~
terest with the members to compel
them to keep the peace while she
is around without have to go in and
drag some Speaker-defying orator
out into the lobby.
The Republican papers which
are making capital out of Mr.
C,,eveland's silence upon public afs
iairs would be the first to criticise
his conduct were he to express his
opinions, and to urge that such con-
duct was an insulting interference
with President Harrison's prerogae
tives.
-- ix:te* 5s.
The events of every day and hour
emphasize the fact that the condi~
tons of success in accommodating
wealth, or in any other direction,
= tho como noD fhot tt,ov 1wavn