The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-12-29
Friday. December %. 1898.
SCHOOl5OY
Somehow They wouldn't Work Properl.
and the Consequence Were Unpleasant.

Somehow They wouldn't Work Properly
and the Consequences Were Unpleasant.
have IL my mind IA display of fire.
works given by myself when II years of
age or less. DR.. Adam Norris. my
schoolmastar in those days, knowing
that / was Il past master i'll chemistry
and an adept ut the manufacture of col
Ored fire, directed me to organize an
Entertainment. The old gentleman is
gone now where there may or may not
be fireworks, hut to his dying day he
never appreciated my efforts on his be
half. 1t was proposed to illuminate the
Fairgrounds with colored fires and Ian
terms. TO invite the parents of the 80
scholars and to regale them after the
display with cake and wine-I mean.
of course, the parents.
was let off my evening lessons for
a week and allowed the run of the
school laboratory. There / reveled in
preparations. Not content with mere
red, blue and yellow fires, | arranged
Catherine wheels and Roman candles
Brock and a Pain rising in me. leven
asked DIR. Norris for additional money,
telling hlm that | had an idea for a
splendid novelty. He trusted me. TAX
ing the word of our chemistry master
that l knew what l vas doing. My
novelty. which | kept as a grand sur
prise, consisted of a"set piece, with
the words: God bless DR.. Adam Nor
ris."
This benign wish would come out in
red fire and subsequently change to
green. if all went well. The night ar
rived and the company. The prelimi-
nary illumination was not entirely sue
cessful. as my assistants did not under
stand their business. but the first Cath
crime wheel Went around several times
and appeared to be we'll liked. Owing
to some unfortunate INSTRUMENTATION with
the materials. my rockets would not
sOar. The spirit was willing. the
chemical compound was weak. 50 they
tore about the ground. like snakes. and
Missed in among the company. and on"
let off purple stars under the petticoat
of ii lady. \ solitary rocket really wtut
up Il considerable distance. and The
stick fell through the ~huthouse Of Il
man next door. who had always been
untricndly toward the school. | pass by
the hot air balloon. 1t scared all
right. hut | forgot To tie on the mag
nesiUm light. SO nobody realized what
q fine thing WAS being done. The ku-
man candles PASSED off without adverse
comment. and then | lighted the "srt
piece.
You will not believe what happened.
Nobody has ever credited the story.
though | have told it to thousands. The
facts, however, are these: Owing to
unforeseen circumstances, the first two
words of the d1>play-thOse asking God
to bless our good master-did not light
at all; the next word, Doctor, " fell off
altogether: the a in Adam also fail
ed. ana the whole OF our preceptors
surname. excepting the initial letter.
blew up. What was the result: Why.
against the black night. raised on sup
ports some 20 feet above the heads of
the bewildered assembly, there blazed
forth a solitary colossal Dam N"
1t burned red. and then in a silence
that could be felt turned green. The
damn and | turned green together.
That ended the entertainment. People
never believe this story. Indeed at so
great a distance of time | should be in
clined to doubt it myself, but | cannot
forget the subsequent interview with my
dear old master in his study. We had a
little private display of fireworks all to
ourselves. Thus do most improbable
effects result from remote causes. The
Chinese by inventing fireworks were do
ing a thing which, after long genera
tions of time. rendered it impossible for
me to sit down with any comfort for a
week.-Idler.