The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1893-10-14
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In the fall liyelier sunset gives the fall
ing leaf its hue;
In the fall a young mans fancy sadly
turns TO bank notes due.
- Atlanta Constitution.
scME CONSOLATION.
Applicant for Workout the occupa-
tion seems to he dangerous one.
Manager-Yes; but then in case you
are killed, the company would send
flowers to your funeral.-LBoston Tran
script.
GIRL FRIENDS.
Miss Seare-See what Mr.. Chapley
gave me-a pretty French reading
glass.
Miss Sharpe-How nice, / must get
one just like it for grandmamms. =
Truth.
ANOTHER STORY.
Mrs. Billiger-Why couldn't you have
seen my hat was on crooked before We
left the house,
Billiger-Love is blind.
Mrs. Biliiger-Mr. Billiger, ask you
civil question and / wish you'd answer
it Detroit Tribune.
SHE LEARNED.
She knew not how to cook, she said,
In accents far from gay;
But afterward, when they were wed,
She roasted him each day.
YEAR AFTER.
Mr.. Benedict met Howard to-day.
He was surprised to know we are mar
ried. Says you told him once you wouldn't
marry the best man living.
Mrs. Benedct-Well, the fact is,
did.
Mr.. Benedict-Is that sol How did
you come to change your mindl
Mrs. Benedict--Well, the fac. is, j
didn't. Puck.
WITH SLIGHT VARIATIONS.
Indignantly, of old,
The same remarks will soon repeat
Concerning winters cold.
- Washington Star.
MUST BE GOOD.
Customer-Is this good soapl
Dealer-Well, mum, the man who
writes poetry about that soap gets $40,
600 year.
Customer--My sakes Gimme dozen
bars--[New York Weekly.
ODDS AND ENDS.
Barber-Do you want haircut? Vic
tim-Not only one, but all of them. -
Judge.
Solemn Stranger--All flesh is grass.
Deaf Man-Hey2 Solemn Stranger-No;
grass. .-[New York Press.
He--It makes me better man every
time kiss you, darling She-Oh, my,
Charlie! How good you must be now.
- Brooklyn Life.
"You say he's unpopular" "Unpop-
ular He is so unpopular that when he
has cold nobody offers him a remedy
for it, Detroit Free Press.
Citizen-Do you have much trouble
arresting trampsl Policeman-Oh, no;
no matter how strong tramp is he will
never resist a est Yonkers Statesman.
Witherby - Didn't your new cook
leave rather suddenly Plankerton -
Yes. She got mixed in her dates. She
had a policeman and burglar call on
her the same evening. Life.
Les Fiances. She And are you sure
YOU will like married life as we'll as you
do your clubl He-Oh, yes. She
And are you so awfully fond Of your
clubl He-Not very Life's Calen-
dar.
Miss Keedick-Mr. Gilley actually
offered himself to Miss barley on a
postal card. Miss Gasket-What did
she do2 Miss Keedick Refused him.
She said she preferred sealed proposals.
Il Detroit Free Press.
That a woman has no idea Of distance
is known by every husband who has
heard his wife boast how far she makes
her dollars CO. Atchison Globe.
'I hear your husband has gone into
art for "a fadl" Yes" replied Mrs.
Lardly. "Tom says he's going to have
a collection of pictures even if he has tc
paint them himself. y Harper's Bazaar
1t is a distinct advance for man tC
acquire the ability to say, on occasion
al can't afford it," but he ought to say
| it Just as often to himself as he says it t
his wife. = Boston Globe.
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