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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28
IN, THURSDAY, DECEMBER %, 1898

step, tunes the voice to melody Of kind
ness, and checks the impatient eIclama-
ton aud the harsh rebuke. A religion
that goes into the family, and keeps the
husband and father kind; keeps the
mother from being impatient when the
baby 10 cross, and makes home happy. A
religion that makes all men honest not
overresching in their dealings, but prac-
tice in their lives the principles of the
Golden Rule. A religion that will make
oil its professors labor for the general
good. In q word, we want religion that
interposes between the ruts, the gullIes
and the rocks on the great highways OF
life. and the needy, helpless, sensitive
souls that are obliged to travel over them.
Not contradicted religion, or a religion
for Sundays, but a religion, wide, deep
and full enough to satisfy the wants oi
all, every day in the week religion OF
this kind was taught by the humble
"Nazarene," and when men teach and
practice its precepts, thousands now in
darkness will be led into the light and up
higher and higher into q purer atmos-
phere of righteousness and peace.
LA PLAYA.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28

1t is quite true that men may affect to
admire these extravagsnt, artificial, in
valid dreamers, but the true and only
tombstone is the bridal altar--that goal
OF almost every true woman's hopes-and
what is th2 cry from this altar? 1t is well
known, and the community is full Of it,
and, conceal il as we may, II is freighted
with evil to men, and still more dire
evils to women.
Perhaps the gantler sex talk more freely
and confdinply to physicians and clergy
men than to any other class of men. And
these two professional classes can testif,
that, today, the saddest fact Of the COM
munity, in the eyes Of the gentler sex, is
the fat that such large portion Of men
are shying away from all domestic obgli-
cation, and settling down in a chronic
state OF hachelorhood The writer knows
whereof he affrms, for years Of observa-
tion prevents any doubt upon the subject
Perhaps the men are too much inclined
to blame the women, and the women too
anxious to retort upon the men; but, GER
tain it is, there is enough blame due a,
the door of each.
"While the club" says a popular and
influential paper, may be, and justly is,
the terror Of the wife, as being danger
GUS rival in her husbands regard, to the
bachelor and man OF leisure 1t is a place
that represents to him, as nearly az it
can be represented to so miserable per-
son, the idea of home, and meets pretty
nearly all its requirements"
One might as well say that mouth
which has teeth only in the lower jaw,
and carries not one in the upper, meets
pretty nearly all the requirements of mas
tication, and of health and comfort.
And il it were true, it is so much m ole
against the club-houses, which have so
much power to separate, and forever
ALLEVIATE the sexes from all normal life.
We may well ask whether every new
clubhouse does not mean more heart
burnings, and jealousies, and alterations,
and domestic separations, and miseries ?
And where is the cure to be found? Ger.
tainly it is not in the direction Of more
extravagant and artificial life, but rather
in the direction of greater simplicity,
cultivation of confidence in the family,
and the education into more manliness
upon the part OF the boys, and more
into these departments of education and
development which will prove mutually
inter. attractive between the sexes. And
all this means that the remedy shall be
gin with the controlling influence and d.
rection of the parents, for the healers OF
the next generation are the heads OF the
present households. CLuB Critic.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28
HELMS FOR Hard Times.

Christmas presents for nothing-hand-
some and valuable ones. too.
This sounds good these hard times and
the problem seems TO have been solved by
the Weekly Pioneer Press, of st. Paul,
MINI. An examination of their extensive
a large and tempting assortment of ele-
CANT premiums offered TO subscribers.
The premiums are all sent postpaid
and are guaranteed to be as represented.
The Pioneer Press il one of the best
weekly papers in the country and has
large circulation. 81 -
Send postal card for free sample copy
and premium supplement to the Pioneer
Press, st. Paul, MInn. 4lu
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28
SHE SIMPLY COULD'VE.

She could sing aud she could play.
she could dance from night till dag,
She could while the hours away,
So tits said;
She could skate and she could paint,
She could play the patron saint,
But she couldn't and she wouldn't
Make a bed.
She could wall eight miles day,
And play tennis charmingiy,
Flirting in saucy way,
Little scampl
She could drive and play baseball,
She could make stylish call,
But she couldn't and she wouldn't
Clean lamp.
She could swim and she could row.
She could always have beau,
And I'm sure that we all know
She was shy:
She could laugh and she could prance.
She could play game Of chance,
But she couldn't and she wouldn't
Make a pie
She could etch and write book,
She could vanquish with look,
She could win by hook or crook,
confess;
She could scold and she could fout,
she could cry and she could pout,
Butshe couldn't and she wouldn't
Make dress.
She could talk Of church affairs,
But knew naught of household cares,
Still I'm sure that none compares
With sweet Nan.
Even II she couldn't bake
Bread and pies and angel cake,
She eDraptured and she captured
A rich man.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28

NSsN' bctthipVi Nob announces NliV iuNb
that Secretary Carlisle has appointed
Jacob T. Eshelman shipping commits
sioner at Port Townsend.
Mr.. Eshelman is pastor OF the First
Christian church OF Tacoma and his ap.
pointment will be acceptable to the DEM
ocracy of the state very generally. Writ
ing Of Senator Eshelman during the last
legislature Will L. Visscher said: "a
man in the prime OF mental and phy-i-
cal vigor and a splendid specimen OF
American citizenship; a man whom 10
know is to admire, and whose logic is the
kind that carries conviction; Of pure and
spotless reputation, learned and eloquent,
q typical senator, such an individual is
Jacob T. Eshelman, of North Yakima,
one Of the leading Democrats in the
upper house of Washington's legislature.
Mr. Eshelman has lived more than two
score years, having:been born near Mem
phis, Missouri, May 8, 1852. Leaving
the land Of his birth at the age of "a, he
came west to the Pacific coast, locating in
the golden state, where as a schoolmas-
ter, he taught the young ideas various
things.
"He came north to Washington in 1878
and located in Klickitat county, where
he resided until November, 1887. He
then moved to North Yakima TO take
charge of the Christian church. He has
been chief clerk ofthe land office at North
Yakima land Office, was distinguished
member of the state constitutional con-
vention, and is hold-over from the Sec
ond senate. No man in the state stands
higher in the estimation of his constitu-
ents than does Senator Eshelman, and no
district in the state has an ADLER or more
conscientious representative.
After the legislative session ended Mr..
Eshelman moved from North Yakima to
Tacoma. The Office is worth $1,000 a
year and will not interfere with his duties
as pastor, it lis expected The influence
which brought about Eshelman's appoint
ment was largely that of old friends in
Missouri and Kentucky, though he had
strong local backing
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28
SOME CHOICE PROPERTY OFFERINGS.

| have a number of 8, and 10-acre
tracts for sale, from Z to l mile from de-
pot; all very suitable for truck garden
ing and hop raising; also a couple Of
nice suburban homes of 10 and 20 acres
each. Terms: One-fourth down, bal
ance in l, 2 and years. Call soon.
7-tf ]. II. THOMAS.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28
LAUGH AND GROW FAT.
A Hurried Chat with the wits Just
for the Fun of the Thing.

Mrs. Newcomer How is the societ;
here?" Mrs. Maiaprop-'It is full OF
circumscribed Hebrews"
81 took my husband for better or for
worse" said gamblers wife. "And you
found him a bettor," replied her friend.
The latest popular ballad is entitled
che Never Came Back That 10 prob
ably due to the fact that he did DOT have
q round-trip ticket.
Hay Fever Doctor, can't you
tell me how / can find relief from this
constant inclination 10 sneesu'' physi-
cisn--"Yes, sir, snee4e."
Poli,ician-"I wish you'd give me a
nice job with nothing TO do" Boss
Sorry, my boy, but there's no vacancy
among the building inspectors"
Doctor-"Did you have heavy chill ?"
Fair Patient-"It seemed So" Doctor
Ibid your teeth chatter?" Fair Patient
mo; they were in my dressing case. +"
He (on a straw ride)-"Don't you
think you had better be wrapped up in
my coat?" She--"Yes. But don't you
think you had better be wrapped up in it
tirst?"
Old Bachelor - "Do you expect to
marry, or do you prefer to keep your lib
erty, Miss Van Ssnd?" Miss Van Sand
What funny question Intend to
do both"
"Pray tell me how do maidens WOO"
She answered him: ~ don't
Know how because-because aren't you
Aware they always WON'T"
Mnister-"My dear sir, you are full of
whiskey. You'll pay for it some day. !"
Tippler-"Will 1? Then (hic) step across
the street and tell the saloonkeeper. He'll
be glad to know it,
Teacher - Tommy, man has been
called a laughing animal Can you
mention some other attribute that raises
him above the mere brute?" Tommy
Figg-"Yes'm. "He--he knows how to
spit"
Paresis-"The summer girl is great
mathematician. Soffed-"Is that so P"
Paresis-"Yes. She multiplies our joys,
divides our attentions, adds to our cares
and subtracts from our incomes"
Alas, for all their ecstacy,
They knew not what was best;
The young man reached the front door
.,tJ IA ia a..
Dorking-"What's the reason you did
not speak to Boreham when he passed US
Just now?" Brown-"He insulted me
the other day; called me freckled idiot"
Dorking-"Called you freckled idiot
How absurd Why, you are not bit
freckled."
Chap-"What terrible row there was
when that fellow got among the nuns and
kissed some of them" Snap-"That's
Just like women! He would have got all
around il they had been patient and kept
their tempers. Lord knows he was doing
the best lie could"
$50 you passed yourself as a widow
while you were away, eh?" said Mr..
Briggs to his spouse, you ought to be
ashamed of yourself, but of course you
are not" "Of course am not, ," was her
reply. 81 did so merely on Johnny's
account. You have no idea how kind all
the pentlemen were to him -
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28

Happy is the man to whom heaven has
given a morsel of bread, without laying
him under the obligation of thanking any
one for it than heaven i;self.-Cervants
The Majestic Steel Range, sold by John
Sawbrdge is sure to please the purchaser
both in durability aud finish. SSH
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28

In all the affairs of life, social as well
as political, courtesies of small and
trivial character are the ones which strike
deepest into the grateful and appreciating
heart.-Henry Clay.
All wool dress goods 50 cents per yard
st schanno l. Chspmans.'
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28

A leyel-headed editor of an exchange
says: my friend, do not speak slight
ingly Of that man with q battered hat
and time-worn clothes. lie is probably
the editor of the home paper, while the
man with the silk hat and well brushed
clothes that passes him by on the other
side, is delinquent subscriber. Appear
ances are often misleading"
There are are about 4s0 prisoners in
the penitentiary at Walla Walla, and the
number is increasing slowly. OF these,
269 are working in the iute mill. the
largest number ever 80 occupied. The
mill is turning our 5000 grain sacks per
day. The brickyard, owing to unfavor-
able weather, is.not in operation.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28
A MIXTURE. OF. SUBJECTS.
Interesting Items Of Various Descrip-
tlonS From All Over.
SOMETHING TO PLEASE EVERYBODY,
stories Told In sidc-Heads ana lit.
tie squibiets-Soiid Matter RetIev.
ed By Occasional Paragraphs OF
Humor.

DRAKE GETS A BADoE.-United States
Marshal James c. Drake is held in high
esteem by his deputies in this state. This
was plainly demonstrated Saturday night,
when they all assembled at his,residence
in Tacoma aud presented him with
handsome and costly gold badge, bearing
the words: James c. Drake, U. s.
Marshal" The marshal was quite i'll at
the time the presentation was made, but
managed to make q response to Judge c.
II. Dillon's speech in behalf of the
deputies. The donors were: Edward
Minch, G. S. Bridges, T. l.. Crosby, OF
Tacoma; Z. V. Ruger. }. NJ. Quilter, OF
Seattle; Lee Baker, of Port Townsend,
Emery McGinnis, of Whatcom, and Sam
uel Vinson and A. II. Mcguire, Of Spo-
kane.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28
WINTER CUTTING.
Shrubs and small Fruits should lie
Cut Now for spring Planting.

In the winter time cuttings from shrubs
and small fruits should be made for early
spring planting, writes correspondent
of the American Cultivator. In this way
trees and shrubs can be greatly increased
in numbers, and new, large orchards can
be given an early start without any ex-
pense other than labor required to make
the cuttings and plant them. The cur
rants, gooseberries, and ornamental shrubs
abound upon nearly all farms.
The various methods adopted by flor
lists to increase the number of their shrubs
and trees are all simple, snch as the soft
wood cuttings in the greenhouse in the
winter and lsyering in the summer. But
the hardwood propagation in fall or
spring is the method should be consider
ed at this time of the year. II the cut
tings are to be planted out in the spring
they may be made any time this winter.
Where winters are severe the cutting and
planting should never take place until
spring, but where the weather is not
very cold it does not matter much wheth-
er the paintings are made in the fall,
winter or spring. The cuttings that are
gathered in the winter should be tied in
loose bundles, and be set in damp sand
in frost-proof cellar, where they will
keep until needed in the spring. As soon
as the soil dries out in the spring they
should be planted.
The young shoots OF last season should
be selected for these cuttings, and they
should be cleft from the main bushes so
that they will be about one foot long.
These are nearly all buried in the spring
in rich, deep soil. leaving only four inches
of the tips above the ground. The soil
must be trampled down firmly around
them. They will begin to start almost
Immediately, and young orchard OF
trees or shrubs will soon prove a great
blessing. Not only fruit bearing trees
will succeed in this way, but nearly all
shade trees. 1t is probably the easiest
way of starting trees that can be devised.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28
ANOTHER APPOINTMENT.
Rev. J. r. Eshelman, Appointed
shipping Commissioner.

A dispatch from Washington, d. c.,
dated December %, announces the fact
that Secretary Carlisle has appointed
Jacob T. Eshelman shipping commits
sioner at Port Townsend.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28

LITERARY NoTE.-The second edition OF
the December Worlds Fair Cosmopolitan
brings the total up 10 the extraordinary
figure of 100000 copies, an unprecedented
result in the history Of magazines. Four
hundred thousand copies-200 tons
"a, 100000 peges-enough to I'll 200 wag-
ons with 2000 pounds each--in single
line, in close order, this would be file OF
wagons more than mile and a half long.
This means not less tia 1000, 900 read
ers, scattered throughout every town and
village in the United States. The course
OF The Cosmopolitan for the past twelve
months may be compared to that of a
rolling SNOWFALL; more subscribers mean
more money spent in buying the best
articles and best illustrations in the world |;
better illustrations and better articles
mean more subscribers, aud so the two
things are acting and reacting upon each
other until it seems probable that the day
is not far distant when the magazine pub
Usher will be able to give so excellent an
article that il will claim the attention of
every intelligent reader in the country.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28

SMALLER SALARTEs.-A 10 per cent and
less cnt in salaries goes into effect on the
Northern Pacific railroad on January LIST,
embracing all men below officials and
important clerkships. The cut applies to
the following; Passenger conductors, 10
per cent; freight conductors and brake
men, per cent; engine men, s per cent
switchmen, 10 per cent. The percentage
herein noted includes the reduction which
will result from change in overtime rules.
Telegraph operators are reduced about
per cent, 80 that no employee is actually
reduced more than 10 per cent except
officers and such employees who receive
more than 5000 per year, and for such
the reduction runs from 10 to 20 per cent.
CHEMICAL DEHoRNER.-Dr. Salmon, the
bead of the United States government
bureau of animal industry, gives this
as the chemical dehorner" used is his
experiments A mixture is prepared by
taking so parts of caustic soda, % parts
of kerosene oil and % parts of water. An
emulsion is made OF the kerosene oil and
soda by heating and vigorously stirring,
and this is then dissolved in water. The
mixture is then placed in bottle with a
rubber cork. This cork is TO rub the mix
ture in when few drops are applied to
the coming horn Of the calf, which
should not be more than three weeks old.
1t is strong stuff, and should be carefully
confined to these points.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1893-12-28

THE RELIGION VIZ WANT.-We want
the ingredient in religion that softeps the
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-04-07
OUR WORLDS FAIR LITTER.

4 Magnificent Statue VI Shakespeare
The P"m"lCg cat Exhibit - Indiana
viii Have u Fine ExM bi, IT Agrl.
cmi'u'ai Pr"duc's-l mq"- Bible Ex.
h'bit-Patm''nv .h~ Buildings.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-04-07

In London Truth Henry I.ahou,
chere says: NV hat surprises me con-
sid-ring the vast number OF ladies WIN.
preach the quality Of the sex in every.
thing. is that an effort is not made to
secure equal rights in proposing. To
marry Is more important to n womA"
than to have q vote. Why, then,
should pIoposing he limited to one
sex? Men are naturally more hsshful
than women. and the result of the
present one sided rule 10 that manv a
man remains single because he canno,
bring his courage up to the Or opposing
point. and. asa necessary c"ns. qrence,
MANY a girl remains hu.handlrss. An
a-s'c'ation Of girls, zach pledged "a
ur"pnse To ahs man when she nigh,
deem desirable huAha, d. ou,d h-
far more practical than al Anti CHINO
line Soci-tv
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-04-07

dental chair Al the White House, aud
hey were not after office. either.
They wanted . large section Of lie
government building u, jackson PAX
IN which to show COLLECTION 81 old
colonial relics Ito Pr-si... mt lie.
tened quietly while they explained
their M th"d Of ex'imt'ne these
relics, thu" 6"~iiy wrote q few lines
'ndor-inx the projec', and tie visitors
departed. thanking him pro:useiy for
his kindness.
Under six Ct thu eight great arches
VI the dome Of the government hn,li.
ing the women will group their relics
If colonial lays. The exhibit will he
strictly historical. The Fix arches
will tie equally proprr'io"ed among
the thirte~n original States pHrt,ci-
pati"g it, the colonial EXHIBIT. Their
r-slectiv- f~gs AMI State coats of
arms indicate TIE location of zach.
Indians wi have sn extensive
now OF agricultural products i" the
Agricultural Building. besides a great
many 'x"ih,ts hy the ma ufactur-rs
If farming implements. the 5 ate
b"th in that department, covers 2u5
square feet Of space. aud will h- ii led
with grams and grasses of all kind.
There are twe"ty-six ind,. ijus: firms.
.th- leading manufacturers Of plow.,
dill a, wagons, reap-rs, thseshinx mas
chimes and I'll the other implements
used on u farm that have spaces Ms
signed them, and in which they will
make An ext-nsiv" display.
| The exhibit t. he male ut the
Columbia" Exp".itio" h> the Aweri-
can Billie Soci. ty is on its way from
New York to this CITY. Mnnv rare
AID valuable v"lu,xes from the lih,ar>
IN the Bible house will he placed "n
the shelves f"r inspection IF IN.
s'uhlic. Aiming them will h- n col>
1T the original KING james ed.t,o" OF
the B,he, whi'h MAS published il,
1911, The will also h- display. Il n
fac. si,nilc Of the frs, page Of the fr.,
Bible ever pint d. the fam u.
Nazn,in Bible Of 1850. The English
H-x-~pln, showing the SIX ea,ly yer
>io"s Of tho Scriptures u, y single
opening. will b- -xh,hi ed.
Work began yesterday, on the fine
painting Of the exterior If the big
buildings. The first structure to ,+-
cr'v- the att ntion Of the painting
brig AIDE WAS the manufactures build
ing. Tho o"lor is n pale cream, not n
snow WHIT as wal expected. The
ran-por,a,io" building j. being gai'y
decorated in all colors. The remain.
ing structures will be uniform IN color,
white being chosen. More wonderful
than the enchanted cities Of Arabia
will be tho "White City," when it is
completed.
NOTES.
Ono hundred aud six pictures
painted by illinois women were favor-
ably passed upo" hy jury Yesterday
Afternoon, and thew will he hung in
the W"man's section of the Illinois
State building.
Csnada's exhibit in the Fisheries
department is being unpack-d. !,
shows the growth Of fish from the
hatcher'es. The apparatus is al.o
shown.
Three flag poles $50 feet nigh have
heen unlosd-d IL front Of the Admin.
i,ua,ion Building, where they will
shortly he raised. From the centre
pole will fly the United States colors.
while on .ithe. side will tlv ,he banner
If ferdinand and that Of isabella.
A representative Of the British
Womsn's committee is now in Chic q 90
and has he9un the installation of the
English woman. EXHIBIT.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-04-07
job Print" ut tn 1IMRS Office.
ehs hsd dirtsA. been eng.Csd

eh. hsd dirtsa been eng.gsd
ltslf \ ecore Of tim. nnd ragged
Over every hsndaom- man that crossed her life.
TIL at lsrgth poor old fellow.
Who was wriukied. rich and '. Tow
Asked This modern maid II shs would be his v,f.
But ahe led him snch dsnc~,
tn he quit. unused I" pesnee
Like oear up . rope. At the h<hest
Of girl whoee soie desire
Was ~ try and make tim buy her
Costly pyessnts. one dag sstt hsg itts the rest