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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1893-04-04
Rupture

To obtain the best knowledge Of how 70 be
cured, send for ]. A. shsrmsn's New Publ.
cation. Illustrated with photographic hkenesses
Of American and Engiish patients before treat.
case. No WORK 90 convincingiy Interesting has
ever before been published. sent by express ON
receipt OF Is rents. Plain hook Of Information
sent Tor 10 cents. sherman recently returned
from Lcndon, England, where the result Of his
treatment surprised the most eminent surgeons,
and may now he consulted at his former once.
Address u. A. SHERMAN, Hsrnia spec.
ialist. 9oA broadway, N. Y.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1893-04-04

The parts were well taken, and the
play was a success aud was thoroughly
enjoyed by the large number present.
After the drama refreshments were
served, and many remained to partake
thereof. The proceeds Of the entertain
ment, which were satisfactory, were for
the benefit Of the W. 5. II. c. Fine
music was furnished by Stearns aud
Norseworthy's orchestra.
Rumor has II that W. j. Wheeler has
several colts entered In the 800 aud
$500 colt stakes, to be trotted at Lewis
ton next fall.
Mrs. Edmund Curtis died Saturday
after long sickness.
DIR. j. W. Davis IL at home for q few
days.
Almon Churchill has moved from the
village tn the farm, on Brett Hill, which
he recently purchased of Amos Bird.
Chas. Thayer has secured a position
at Auburn to take charge Of the livery
and sale stable Of X. \. bradbury.
Frank Shurtleff has recently pur-
chased flre and burglar proof safe.
i. IL rurnored that we are soon to have
another clothing store 10 the village.
Rents are In good demand.
&C. Briggs left Monday for quite an
extended trip through the South aud
West.
Miss Madge Wilson departed for
Wsterville Saturday.
J. Osmond Henry Is quite sick with
scarlet fever.
At the Congregational church sunday
evening there Was presented beautiful
Easter concert. The house Was well
filled aud the large audience thoroughly
enjoyed the exercises. The following
formed the very appropriate program:
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1893-04-04
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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09
Heart Failure.
HOW TO AvorD 1T.

The ePitaph on may = tombstone 10
Hhezrt fkilure.' No wonder, when we con-
sidsr the immense strain which i pat on
that small organ Marvellous A. Il j., beating
10000 times and exerting a force equal to
b.is4oo0 ponnds daily. il has It's lnit-its
endurance often a too severely tested 20
common are diseases q the heart-though
ofteu for considerable time without the
suspicions q the afflicted person being in
the least exciiet-thAt IL 10 stated that oas
y<rsa "a fo,lr kas a BAL kurt DIR. Franklin
Miles. Of EikhArs, Ind, has for years made
4 special study d all diseases Of the heart,
snd his remarkable s1ccess has made his
rsrns familiar one In all parts Of our land.
lie has found the most common symptoms
Il heart tisease % BE- paia. distress or te1sder-
49, ~ The eAsx. tack. slosaacA, bopets IN
sA,affsr and an, aAorfaess q trsafi, ss.0tssT.
iag sr>1s. fisaf,ag. etc
Mr.. G-orye 4. smith. of Barnes Yates
Co. -. y writes -~ DR- Mills NEW
HxkRr tuEE ias wort<f wonderfully on
sss'sf aai boy ~ cua 90 a go.sf day's work
+ ltsi ~, ssErs sosalsr and take more interest
ia Affairs. l hsd sharfness q breath, paipi-
tulon, pain under let shoulder blade. pais
creslsf ~ Aeafi. soIfd NO sicsp on ny rigkf
go. ~inee I have taken D. Nil Nsp
Hsrrf rars 7 sie<p reik aai knue No p,aipsta-
fsl,. n has made nay kssrf siroag<r. wish
seu ~ord PRINT this. hecsuss I want all TO
lisow wast Dr. NLeS H,..s Csrs has dons
f8r me-
For uonths my vie satfred with pa,pi-
isii.p, sas.tss>riaq spsiis xnJ xas unable 10
sieep on her IA side. She tried several
cocfors without relief 6our Hevt Cisrs
va receulmensiet. Afsr taking three
ialties. .hs fliiy recovered her health.
fout mri.cines ~ What you claim. CHA
t'HEtsTakV, Toiedo. o.
o.. Niles Ne~ Cure FOR The heart i sold
- AZ druggists on = positive Elanalee- Ia
j sas agr--aifs. sfsrr.-s. aad dos cara
IN. Niles Medseal CO. Eixh&s : Ls<A
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09
KNOWLEDGE

Brings csmfoft 4nd lmproxemenf and
tsnds - personal enjoyment when
nightly ussd. The many, Who i've bet
asr than others and enjoy life more. With
80 sxpsnditnre. b. more prompfly
sdapting the worlds b~ss proiuets 20
he needs Of physical bring, vii attest
ne yalas % health II the pure liquid
laxative prineiPles embraced IN TIA
nenlody, syrup of Fix<
Is exlellencs = due % 10 pressnting
d ths fsrm most soceptAbie and Flszs-
AIT ~ the taste. the refreshing and truly
osnedcisi properties OF perfect lax
alive sneetnally cleansing The system
dlspellinx o0lds. headaches and levers
4ni permanentiy curing constipation.
Il has gwen satisfaction % millions and
act With The approval 81 the medical
profession. becau.e IL ac<s On the Md
neyS Liver and Bowels without weak
euisx theni and Il u perfectly free non
every Objectionable substance.
syrup II FIG Is ior sale By all drug
mats ia s('c and 81 bottles. BAT u a nan
nfactursd by the California Zig syrup
Go. only, who-e name Is printed ON every
packare, also the name syrup OF figs
and being veil informed. You Wall NOS
ACCEPT any substitute II olered-
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09

Trains lesytns south a o. n m at n n
'.h astis. Other trains dsllF except saadsr
sLEEFf>a AsD Fkel4la cAE sEs4tca
ina~ City ~ ~ Aao<
~ = N rain has sleeping ear. Gr.aa r.,
fas va fetoskey and Aackiasw
Rapids a. CinrinnatL
AZ o. m train has through en.rh "a
cor 6ra1d Rapids 20 Chicasa
psg n train has Hsznsr slespine car Cir.af
III ~ y N train has through eoaeh "a ~.
o< sleeping car drand Rapids 10 Chieaca
su.EfecS. aRAsu sspgrs q rxnta~.
rof ~ " keson Nv. J pps "a n 4en ssopm
ron Aaskeson-As . Dan s0pm sSpn
s1s trelh ,eevez Tor Nnskegoa ~ ~
rHFckoo VIA .. 4
Ls.nrand ksplds-. 100 m soop m tt@ao
Ar ,hiesgo. siopm toopm 10se !,
inv' m train has through coach nh I.ifs,
psnor car and II 70 m train dasly throaeh
esn IN "asnsr sleeping ear
~. inca go s.-...s - = a. solp m 10 10 n m
Ar Grand Rapids. Is N fi0pm eDss ~
s"p m train has buffet srior ear and dlnsnr
100 N tr.ia daily. throuxh coach and Wa.
Throush tickets and fun infornatioa can n,
nsn os ealiing upon 4. Mmquist. tickst agsu.
+ an Men station tsisphons 40 eDd Grsad Rap.
'e'- A's- 4. l. LocKwpon
oen- fAss and Ticket Axsak
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09

Oct : .. Ii, Il IL, -. n. q 3
aud ~ tue c. : ". ii Railway viii sell
tickets % Chicsso ard retnrn. geod
ten days al $40. all rail. and $50 wa
81 Joe and boat These tickets are pot
good IN parlor "a sleeping ears. ocfober
sth will b. Chicago Day. when the
greatest celebration 81 the year will be
held Phone l3O4 OF iitS : K for full
information. Gro DsliAyKS.
Gen Pass. Agent
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09

II state room on the Holland and chi.
esgo Line Steamers after sept II when
passengers purchase regular foil faro
titkets See siv. On inside page.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09
DIR. SCHENCKS

Mandrake f'ills have a vaias as . household
Teniedy Tar b~Sond ne fower Il language 70
ee-cribs. The family can hardly IL true -
'i.el that d,ses not keep thsla "a hand ior
tase IA eu1ergencis&
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09

Mns Wl~sl0u's soofAtNa ~ Fi-p has been nss~i
tor chiidren teethirx it -os,thes the child,
fotters the .unis. silays all ptsn. cures wtnt
collie. snd u the test remedy lor Dlartl.1s4-
Twenty asa eents = bottlA
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09

dead. hat sszt na1rsing vzs up kolless
Ia and weiL
ie1rs respectfully.
* AcELR0Y.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09
CHICAGO EXCURSIONS
Va
ST. JOE AND STEAMER.

Are you aware that The Vest Nichi.
gar ~ sells excursion tickets 60 Chr.
eago wa 81 Joe and the Graham a
Morton boats. IN addition 60 the ali rail
route.
A great many Grand Rapids people
have gone that way this season and All
we're pleased uith the delightful trim
across Lake Michigan BY day SIGHT
Trains cave Grand Rapids a. / -
2. a. every week day and 60 p. ~.
every day except Saturday. connecting
closely With boats AZ fine - any on fase
Michigan. arriving AZ Chicago 40 p
N and zoo a. m. stay IN your berth
tai Z you want ~ Roafs iesve Chi
csgo returning AZ asn a m. ard J II -
. ~.
kound trip rate wa this routs vii ~
$50 n ticfoter sib ~th oth and ofher
special dates given n smother column
fhons ls'3 or - Tor fun infaruss
ts,n. Gre IsFIExsv. g. ?. 4.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09

-LILY WHITE fiour Is ~arranted 10
please you In every particular Made
only BY Valley City Milling Co
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09

Mental exhaustion and BRAN fatigue
promptly cured by Bromo- Settler.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09

wan $500 HeIp You [lui2 g

rrfI - s'tif aFestf frs afltef ttHt q
~effef 81 rfef4 ls..l. 49, fralrl. l..ratsIsl n
eerr3 nfhf. stsosl tsrsr fi.et zfIf aafE
- - Hfitf14 eeIt reft.Is ~ t1rtt 49, rfI-a
ftssFFt stf ee.fl-.s - 9 r,r,fe teF erfI
fes ten soaks fa.r - - fst 81 fitaef.s. =.
lrfruf neirf rftlr atir& ~ hfIi1e
~ 49, se-eI IeasItf n tfsls.fif ttssr 'ia.| "a
ilsatH So a.e Al HFe - tre4 tr..i|tr n
Ieat laseefi.1 r.euee rtle.rs ff.-e q. 4 a.
Jsaes. nsEefss -pfisa1ssc oA.e.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09

tFFftE - 2. y - ~ Roy DrnEziet
oRrssHsi pa. Arrii ~ l~ii
MF~ske. i.lrpNsF Beers savarnsh. ia
Dzts Sfss scld fhr.s bottles Il T.
= p. iarEe sise yesterday. ard ore hottie
20 Al s'ze flsias
fhe =. + = cured iay uiFe = rhrana
afien wiuteF hefsre iast IL cane hack
~ Der ne Fsst winter and = baf hctfie.
tit0 ssEe. relieved b~r sxaia. and she
hss act had = ssm pfagn siace
! s'ft boftie ~ = p r. - fries,,i -
Inire. are - his tnrkeyA sesaH orr
t.,ek ~itk. ant ~ wfe ezv- ff ! "a
srassafui tbst vas n fhe veerire and
tie Iit.s feisoU taxned oser he he = a.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09
Detroit, Lansing & Northern

TO pErRoTr.
Lv. Grand Rapids. 700am slsspm sOpm
Ar. Detroit..--.....-li 40a m $50 . 70 los a m
fRoN DETROIT
Nv Detroit ........ - m sisspm 60)p m
AZ. Grand Rapid. Il As N $40 y m ~ Is IN
SAGINAW. ALMA AND ut LOUIS
lv Grand Rapids $780,. - 7Dam 4f5nu
AZ. 1rand hapids-..-.-.-.-..-.~.il ~ ~ ~ , n
LOWELL. VIA Los Kill 3 HksrlS9s T. K
Ly. Grand Rapids .Oam 1gpm spa-
AZ. ifon Lowell. ..--.....-... Il a. y IA 3iJ . "a
TnEorGH CAR SERVICE
Parior cars on ell trains betwcea Grand Ran
ids and Detroit Patior Car ~ saginaw ga
morning train
-EFery day. Other trains week DAYS only
nzoRcE DEHAyEN. Gen- Pass'r Agent.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09
is 1T AN INTRIGUED
Camel SAID 10 Hare Put Italy IN
financial Straits
GERMANS HELPED HIM OUT
sixnineaso~ ef Russian fires "a fos-
ioa--kiax Hsmbert wul irrisase
Fraace--krontteF ksinforcod.


fcoprrlshs ~ tlss unarsd Prszs. isa.I
BnnLIs. Oct i While Prince Biz
marck absorbs popular Interest which
never prss II shA minatsst detail regard
Tag han. dlplolnatieal attention has been
directed % the financial eonditiaa q
Italy and the probable edeetof this Goa
d.tion on her relations 20 the TRIPLE
allianse. Last week the possfioo q the
italian government was "a uncertain
that Berlin syndicate hssitsted 70 al
vance the s0oo0 coo marks uecessary Tor
the payment u the January coupons
French intrigue doubtless incited by
the Garnet government had suddenly
placed the Italian government M an
awkward predicament The Paris
bankers with whom Italian rentes were
mortgaged Tor q loan Of f3ooOuc0 francs
demanded immediate payment Atabcut
the sane time the Italian treasury.
although cantassing every financial
center Of Europe for a protected rente
loan q t;oO.00o.Ooo francs. Issued an or
der making the payment OF coupons IN
gold abroad subject TO sworn aitdavits
and It's various forpalifies evidently de
signed 20 delay the delivery OF the coin.
The Berlin syndicate which had been in
negotiation with the Italian government
az once drew back and declined 10 make
tho desired advance Everywhere in
Europe the rente loan was refused. re-
garsiless u terms The financial dead
lock vas a most serious political impost
when the German government as late as
last Thursday INTERVIEWED 20 enable Ifhly
q. - ..r.r..,e-k f-r.r. sha Harffr hanks FOR
the payment Of the next bonds
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-09


How Tar the government has guaran-
teed is financial support 10 Italy is not
known. but the best informed financiers
here believe that this advance Is merely
preliminary 10 az Arstro- German policy
which will give Italy the official support
Of both governments aud make possible
Tor her the negotiation OF 6DO,OOo,OOO
francs loan. Both "a Vienna aud Berlin
the governments arc believed to approve
THE course Of substituting their ally.
Such course will provoke a storm OF
discomfort throughout the empire.
In the desires IT the foreign Offices
here were observed. the Rome govern
ment would ignore the demonstration
during the visit Of the Russian fleet at
Toulon aud would minimize the signifi-
canoe Of the voyage OF the British heet
Ia Italian waters between October IL
and 81. King Humbert's advisers have.
however. chosen the opposite course.
They seem 10 be reckless about irritat-
ing France. The semi-ofiicial news
papers are circulating mendacious re-
ports as TO the English squadron at
Genoa and Spezzia. receptions and re-
views by the king and crown prince and
popular demonstrations all along the
coast. The fact is that the Italian
government was informed officially that
only part Of the English Mediterranean
squadron would visit the Italian coast.
The vessels were 10 pay only short call
OF courtesy al Taranto. the official com
munication said. The English govern.
ment wishes even that the Italian squad
roo shall be prevented from joining the
British fleet at Taranto.
Reinforcing the Frontier.
In the same vein with the boasting as
70 the visit % the English fleet are the
announcements IN the semi official press
Of Italy that the mountain artillery il
being reinforced aud concentrated on
the frontier be-v cen Ventimiglia and
Susz that men IN the reg. uents luar.
tered along the frontier are no longer
allowed 20 have. even though their
terms IL servics have expired and that
the Alpine troops are Kept on a quasi
war footing IL 10 asked here: lis this
an Italian bluff. or is the condition OF
the financial position that war. with wal
subsidies from hsr allies. Is preferred 10
peace with poverty.
The homo Office favors the proposition
70 present 20 the city ~ Chicago the
German house now standing on the ex
position grounds
A family 81 poor peasants named Book
residing ia Sachsenhausen. Maddox
have come into a fortune OF $3.50,
through the recent death near Syracuse
V u. of a relative bearing the same
name.
Under Secretary o; State Rothenburg
his wife. daughter ~ William WaltAi
Phelps. former minister - Germany
have gone 60 holiday % Baden.
Miss Clemens OF ST. Louis. daughter
- Mrs. General Won Versen. was mar.
ried to Lietenant Won Armiter in the
presence ~ a number % American resi-
dents Il Berlin The ceremony Was per.
house Il General Won Dorsen.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-05-08
A Church Csher's Eumnr.

Even a church usher can show a keen
sense of hunor in the pursuit OF his du-
ties. Not long ago a prominent young
business man of Rochester promised his
little daughter that she might have a
party on her birthday. The birthday
happened to come on the Sunday before
Easter, and the little girl came up to her
father the day before to remind him of
his promise. Her father told her that of
course he could not let her have a party
on Sunday, but that he would take her
TO church instead. As the father him
self was little given to church going,
and the daughter had never Teen but
once. the idea struck her as absolutely
unique and absolutely delightful, so she
accepted the alternative eagerly-much
to her fathers regret.
They went down to church together in
the morning-Nr. Robinson and little
May-and by dint of careful examining
of charts Mr.. Il. located his pew. He
had hardly seated himself when mp came
an usher with a humorous twinkle in his
eye and wonder in his countenanee at
the unexpected appearance of Mr. L. at
church. Him did the usher make straight
for, and leaning over he whispered in a
loud stage whisper:
Il beg your pardon Mr.. Robinson, but
haven't you made a mistake: Next Sun
days Easter.'-Quips.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-05-08
An d Love Letter.

A lady has written the life Of the Arch
duke Carl Salvador. the brother Of the
Grand Duke of Tuscany, who died sud
denly about a year ago. a letter now
published. sent by the king of Naples
sister, Maria immaculate. 10 the arch
duke, then 90 years old, who had hon
ored her with an offer of marriage, Is
worth reading. The princess. who was
Is, and became the archduke's wife two
years later, wrote: My Dear Cousin
Your hOnored letter gave Inc ali the
more joy because | see from il that You
have for a long time entertained the
idea of marrying me. | hope that God
and the Holy Virgin will ny me grace
that | may satisfy you i'll everything.
that | may make you happy all your life
long aud be devoted, obedient and re-
spectful to your parents. / ask them TO
receive me as their daughter. thank
you also for the photograph yon sert,
and hoping soon TO see you III Rome re-
main ever your devoted cousin, Maria
immaculate" II would be interesting
to know what g~oyerness or tutor WAS re-
sponsible for this composition. -London
News
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-05-08
The Hidden LIE Of Il Man.

The young man who made az unhappy
marriage and was divorced WAS for years
a mystery to his creditors. because he
did not pay his debts. though he worked
hard day ard night. His reputation in
that time suffered terribly, and he lost
caste with many people vino had former
ly admired him. Vile, the woman from
whom he had been divorced died some
time later from al eXcruciatingly pain
ful disease. lie began to pay his debts,
There are ,1ceet1in-ly few people who
know that al the money which he could
earn he gave 70 make her lie less mis-
erable.-New lork Tribune.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-05-08
The Personality of Arab Pasha.

Clement Scott relates III d London
journal al interview he had with Arab
Pasha, the exiled Egyptian leader, at his
home in Ceylon. Arab was then at Kan
DIV. and with him was Ali Fehiney, an.
other exiled pasha, once a general IN the
Turkish army i found Arab a tall,
well set up, grave faced and eminentiy
soldierly man. - says Ir. Scott He Is
oniy 81 years Q: age. but he looks 10 Of
10 years older. Hia hair and beard are
completely gray and rapid raln2 te
white. He face wears al preston OF
resignation and sadness, ana Hls eyes arr
dimfned and filmed with impending cat.
aract. The form i mol bowed OF bent.
but still firm. aud ereet, audit did hotEe
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-05-08
Notice of sale of school Bonds.

The trustees of School District No. |. of Gus
ter county, state of Montana. hereby give notice
that they vii! receive bids until II O'Clock noon
of the 18th day of May. l>:', for the sale ot Ten
Thousand Dollars tSlu,G1.HIl of the bonds of the
said school district said bids I" he addressed to
the Undersigned al Miles City. Montana. and 10
be endorsed proposals for Bonds. The said
bonds 20 h. of the denomination of Five Hundred
Dollars lsi.iu.tNt eacll and 10 bear interest nj the
rate of six 90 per cent per nnnuIl, payable
semi-aunuallv. Tho bonds to mature in 1903.
The II, rl of Trustees of said school district re-
serve the right 10 pay amy ~ all of said bonds
III any tiInC after five ~ years and previous To
ten tlul years from the date OF Issue.
BY order Of the Board of Trustees Of School
District No. /. of Custer County, Montana.
GEp. ". ALLEBraS.
Clerk of the Board.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-05-08

fear of dissolution C-ten int.uceS inenl t.
give a ministry Il majority rather than
provoke its overthrow and the crisis con-
sequent thereon.
Two ministerial portfolios are espe-
cially coy.:~.I-those of the interior and
tnance-inr besides the Importance OF
the posts thee is an ancient custom in
connection with them. The day after
the acceptance of the portfolio one of TIE
grave, white necktied, sword bearing
ushers calls upon each minister and
hands him an envelope containing &c. 900
francs for frais lie displacement. or mov-
ing expenses. If he retains his portfolio
but a single dav. he never returns the
$la. 00c, NIX is he rscted to.-New
Yorl. SIN.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-05-08

Some wears ago Il tobacconist diScov
cred the Isility of tin foil for wrapping
chewing tobaccos. Heretofore paper
had been exclusively used for the pur-
pose, but it did not serve to keep the
moisture of TIE atmosphere away from
the tobacco nor preserve the natural
moisture of the tobacco from the effects
Of a dry or heated atmosphere. Paper
also absorbed the aroma of the weed and
was not sufficiently lasting. Therefore
tin foil was used for wrappers. But it
became costly and could only be rolled
to a certain thickness or thinness be-
You'd which the ingenuity of man seemed
to find it impossible to go, The fact was
that no rollers could be made to sustain
the pressure necessary to MASKING the
tin foil TO Il leaf sufficiently thin to suit
the manufacturer.
Many ingenious inventors struggled
with the proposition for months and
gave up the problem as unsolvable.
when Il simple workman about the shop
NJ day, after rolling two sheets to the
customary thinness, put the two sheets
together into the rollers and made both
halves as thin as one was before. This
was as simple as standing an egg on end,
but it created a revolution in the manu-
facture of tin foil for tobacconists' use
and made a mint of money for the boss
of the discoverer. The man had struck
upon the idea by accident. but the dis
covery was as great and as profitable as
if he had been a great inventor ard
snent Years of his yaluohla life over the
question Boston Herald.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-05-08
Toasts at Temperance Meetings.

Is there not something perverse and
contrary to nature about having toasts
at temperance banquets and drinking
then. i'll water out of gohlets? Water is
unquesticnably the best drink in the
world. but not for toasts. 1t is right
and proper that our temperance friends
should eat together and that their souls
should flow, but they ought to get up IA
new apparatus cr tie eziloitation Of
their after diner remarks. 1ra livery
of Siienus i, not adapted to the - vice
of Lady Henry Somerset and Miss ! IN
ces Willard. Twist or turn as you Wi.
it does not fit .-Iiarper's Weekly.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-05-08

One day rms week a fellow with the
worst kind Of a toothache crept timidly
into u certain Lewiston dentists office.
what do you ask fur pulling a
TOOTH" queried lie. holding on to his
face.
Fifty cents without gas. 4 dollar Wiz.
gas replied he OF the torceps.
The fellow stared rs il lie was 10.
And what - you suppose he saiu..
IF you c,.G'i all my tooth in broad
daylight wit ;.lt gas. I'll 80 somewhere
where they u :"-Lewiston journal.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-05-08

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at nee. Y III. titt yaft llse"r about h.,
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abous hotel keeping: Well, | should
smile. / know it aii-more than all. ]
could run 80 hotels and play 10 games OF
chess; blindfolded. Why, man, l used IL
be a commercial traveler.-New York
Weekly.