The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-08-10
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II called upon Mr. 0sssn this after
npcu spd made fOrnsi prefsssi ior bic
dsasLtsf's bsDd. Al, indeedl Add shat
vss The ouieotEsi ws.
Bisilss and his s,rl have hsd sno,hsr
isllisg cot IL il possibief Wha csaal
ID ~ Lrisetve hammock.
Pork Dealer 10 syoans widoa) :
Madame. 4.coD hogs and faithful hcsri
Hay al your feat Please take Us 10.
Timid ~omsn 10 isrrynan Who wa
fcsins Der sofos the rirer--Are people
ever los, IN this siresmi No. msam. be
replied. We si~sys 6hd em 10 day or
iso.
--Pfescbsf say. S,mmie. your moth
az hlls me sbe pays you for being good.
DO yoa think lhs. is rigttf Ssmmle OF
eoorse do. don't want TO be good for
nothing.
--Hs-l stall nsysr msrry until meet
suomsn vho 10 my direct opposite. She
tsncoursgiDslyl Well, Mr. Duifsr, there
are numbers Of bright, Intelligent gifls
right 10 this neighborhood.
lis Bsrson as ioretiial Is ereff More
90. Why. ,hs. teller has 10 look himself
mp in the directory every night before be
socs home IRON business. Forgets his I'd
dfe>s.
Daughter docking up from her novel;
:. PAps,in time Of trial, Whist do you sup
pose brings the most comfort TO mani
Pspsl~ho lie district iudse) : An scquisi
hl. IsLouid ibiok. ia5a 5l3
Say. said the city youth to the mod.
80. counirymsn. hayseed out your hair
YETI Wall. ~ss the deliberate reply. ]
ledge not, from the wsy the calves come
after me, tH4
What on earth ais Pitkini Is he
having f,f No; be has boil Oh bis il'
ger asd wants to psy his fare and hes try
ins 70 use his leit hand TO get nickel out
Of lie right band trousers pocket.
--Chiei- Where 10 Officer Muleshy2-
Cletk-At home sir; be csngLt the meas.
lea yesterday. = Chief Advance his psy
one dollar week. tLai's the first capture
on bis best thi. year.
Pretty children you are for minister
TO hsvel reprovingly exclaimed Somer
VILE minister TO bis children. who we're
misbshsyiDs st The table. and year old
Doso.by spoke up-Bttet change your
business, Pa.
.Schoolmss ter Why was II that his
great discovery IVES not properly apprs
eiated until long sfer Columbus was
desd7 Nineteenth Century Schoolboy
Because be didn't advertise .ir.
A woman whose pastor asked after her
health replied doleulIy. | feel very veil
bat 1 always feel bad when ieel we'll. be
cause ] know I'm going TO feel worse sfter
ward.
Young Matron Why 90 pensive.
DEAR Angelina Pensive1 I'm desper
ate Will sdor,s me in pale pink, while
Mar ssys I'm an angel In blue l can't
have but one gown. 90 you see my whole
future depends on the color | select. I,
10 setting me crrzyl ..a 4,
c--Theory sni Practice Well, what did
you learn Of school to day. That Two
negatives makes m Affirmative, answered |
The small boy. And What does that mean,
prsyf Danno. Teacher didn't have no
time TO tell u.s.
"A chemist vas called up the other
night by The ringing Of the night bell.
Go opening the door be found . young
dsmsel ~ho told him she wss going to .
picnic tha. morning and Vas out Of rouge
The prudent druggist turned her ofi with
the assurance that be hadn't the stock 70
cover cheek like hers.
-Copiouod III exclaimed Jackson, What
. stupid teller that isweler isi How soi
inquired HE friend Why. told him the
other day ! usnted engraved In the eI
gsgsment ring the letters from A TO z
from Arthur 10 zenobis, you know--snd
the idisi vent aud pni 10 the whole al
phsbst
Eight year cid Ida, 10 search OF oil
book TO read. attracted BY lis bright bind
log, selected Pope's Esssy or mar. After
vsinly trying TO read and comprehend it
che laid IL ABIDE. saying, With . sist: II
may be easy 90 man, bu, lie hard Oh chill
drcn.
Elderly Party - But what 10 the world
nssm, made you call the poor child
Besl xebubf Fond Mother Which it Wa
contrsiry 10 my hhes. mum. bu, his fsli
her said ths, vhas With The price OF coal,
and the strikes, and oss thing and sSoi
ther. II would be . comfort 10 have some.
thing that At lessl founded warm sbout
the plaza
-An uptosn bride whose Husband fell
s'ci Aeos alter The Wedding. uAs. 10 her
EN- isiy. eosstsaily plyias hin With van
ioas doses 10 violation Of the doctors 10,
strue,ioas. Dont yen ibini he'll be able
70 take svAlk sooo. doe,ai She ssked.
No. nsisn hessid. bal II you would take
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