Morning journal and courier., 1893-08-17
WRAPPED,

A close mouthed person Is like large fish In the wster-hard to draw out.
 "A kiss for blow" said the girl who loved cornet Washington Star.
 It sounds rather odd to read in the hard ware market reports that cutlery is dull.- Pittsburg Dispatch.
 If you want to make sure your advice will be taken have it engraved on your um- brella handle.-Troy Press.
 In the speculative world a telegraph operator frequently holds the key to the situation.-GalvestonN News.
 There Is no doubt that people raised by 8 cyclone are able to move in the highest circles.-Chicsgo Inter Ocean.
 A word to the young man disappointed in love: If you must die, don't commit suicide. Go west and get lynched.
 Young Senior--You wouldn't take me for 8 married man, would youa Miss Flyrt-I rather think would, If you should ask me.-Boston Beacon.
 'I just met Dingley out in the park wrapped in thought" "Horrorsl l should think he would have been wrapped in more than that even on this hot day"
 1t is we'll that Colonel Ingersoli has so little hair. It would all stand on end when he learned of our 10000 new churches.-St. Louis Post-Dlspatoh.
 She (sentimentsl)-W would you rather do, paint great picture or write a great poem? He (of the modern schooD- Whichever would bring the highest price. Detroit Free Press.
 Tom-Yes, Molly and I were out pretty long last night, but the tide was so strong 1t was hard to come back very fast. Alice -Yea; remember In Physics it says the length of the spark Is proportional to the strength of the current.-Brooklyn Life. A Base Suspicion. Gin cheap res taursnt)-Thst's queer. I ordered three dishes and you are ont of all. Wsiter-Its very late, s8h. Guest (suspiciously) | (haughtily)-I don't eat hesh, ,ssh.-NeW York Weekly.
 Not Linguist-Mra Worldley-If, ae | you say, your master kissed you against your will, Uhy did you not cry, Help l"i | French maid-Ah msdamel Eat ees juste ze word of vich could not sink at ze mo- ment. Zen, ven I remember eet, eet vas too late. He haf keessed me tree, four, | five time.-Puck.
 On Worlds Fair Special. Indignant Passepger-I suppose this ill-mannered Turk can't read the sign that says smoking Is allowed only in the rear car. The Turh (epeaking for himselD-I can read it m'dam. I been in dis country six mont II haf become Americanized. Light another cigaret.-Chicago Tribune.
 Figg (speaking of mutual friend whc is given to ego.ism)-Dii you hear of th, accident that has hspp,ned to Browni H
 has broken his leg in two places. Fo2g-
 You don't mean It! It will be an awfu
 pity if he should die. If he reoovers, wha
 a continual source of pleasure it will be t
 him to talk about it.-Boston Transcript Old Uncle Gabe's young masters love t,
 myatify him with long words, which b
 will never own that he does not under
 stand. One day one of them said to him
 "Uncle Gabe, if you and your wife wer
 walking down the street, and man shoul' come up and recognize you, what woult
 you dof' "Id knock him down." prompt ly replied Uncle Gabe.-Harpe,'s Bazaar.
 There Is to be more classic music, s dear to the heart of the "Dutch fiddler" a
 the exposition for awhile. Thomas hs been relieved, ss he ought to have been, flo other reasons, long ago, and ''Vogner"wil take walk. Meanwhile numerous band
 from various parts of the grounds will pls
 "Annie Rooney" "Dem Golden Slippers and tunes like them that drive "Dutc t 6ddlers' crszy and stir the popular hear 'Rahl for Americsl-Indianapoli News.