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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-10-04
MARINE INTELLIGENCE.
PORT OF RICHMOND. October
AEkINED

PORT OF RICHMOND. October 3
ARRIVED
Steamer Pocahontas. Doyo, Norfolk
merchaulisn and passengers. l. Weisiger,
SUPERINTENDENT.
SAILED.
Steamship Old Dominion. Couch. Now
York. merchandise and passengers. Geo.
". Allen 4 CO., agents.
PORT or WEST POINT. October 2.
Cry telegraph ~ the DiSpatchp
ARRIVED.
Steamship BERKSHIRE Hooper. Provi-
deuce. general cargo.
steamship charlotte. Nicklr. Baltimore:
passengers and general cargo.
steamship Elm city. Marshall. Walker
ton. passengers and general cargo.
SAILED.
Steamship BERKSHIRE Hooper. Provi-
dcncc STA Norfolk. general cargo.
steamship charlotte. Nickle, Baltimore:
passengers and general cargo.
steamship Elm CITY. Marshall. Walker
ton. passengers and general cargo.
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IT T ~ : . ="
CHARLESTONS
81 INNINGS.


ChaTlrstons ...........O , % ! ] OK
Earned Charlestons. {; Nirsinias
. Home runs-R-eman. kelb. Two-hase
hitS-Couov,r. O'Rourke. West. Luck.
LEFT on bases -Nirrinias. 2; Charlcstons.
.. Balls I'm the river &. Wrist base on
balls -Vircinas. 2. Charlcstons. l. First
base on errors -Nirginias. Q; CharleStons,
8. IIt by pitched hall-O Rourkc. struck
ont -Nirgnias. !. Charlrst0ns. 2. Double
plays TRULY and Grim. Triple plays
TRULY. Reeman and Grim. Sacrifice hits
West and kclb. Umpire. Mr.. Williams.
Time Of game. 1 hour and - minutes.
DIAMOND DOTS.
The same clubs play again to-day. anl
really they should have a better crowd.
as the game Will undoubtedly be pretty
one.
Tomorrow and the remainder or the
week stanton and Charleston Will fight
for honors at Island Park These games
are for the championship OF the two Nir-
giniaS.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-10-04

x ioas 10; good 10 choice. rls9ta
Wheat-Spot dull and easier. No. 2. r>d,
store and elevator. 1tpUkc.; afoat.
ana closed steady at sd5c. decline; No.
ber &c.
Corn-Spot more active and iirmer: No.
2 &c. In elevator: flc ofoat; No :
white, 5Oc. Options moderately active ana
firm az unchanged prices 90 tc, up; DC
fober. SSc.: November. tsc.; December
f9%c.
oats-spots active and nrm. Options
dun but frmer: october. atsc.: Novem-
Der. @isc; December, 3iFc.. No. whites
October. 36'zc.; No. ? spot. 4Hc. No T,
white, &aN5s'zc: MIXED western. SsSc.'
white western. 37d40c
Wool-Fairly active AMI steady.
Beef-Ftruf. family So pNfiSg. Beef
hams quiet At HG1at7.oo Tlsrced beet
| firm: city extra India rneSs. S2.osf2a0o.
Cut meats quiet and firm: picked BELLE
! i2isfil29.c.; shoulders. nc; hams i0hD
lie: middles nominal
IArd-Quiet and firrncr: western steam
closing nj slO0. CITY. s. Saa 81: October.
J 81 20. November. 81 g.. refined auict: con-
tinent. So25. South America, $3.50: conf
pound. sue.
PorE-Active AMI higher: new mess.
Bntter-Quiet and firm. State dairy. s'so
&c creamery. 29fIpAr. western dairy, iTft
Pr: creamery. 9a9'c Eigin'. SOC: inni-
Cotton-seed oil-Quiet AMI firm. crude.
3tp}jc. yellow. i0c.
rctrolcam-, Qpiet and firm: Washington;
barrels. $50: DO. IN bulk. $50 Reena@i
more. $50; do. In bulk. s. 6002 g.
RoSin, Quiet and iirm' strained eon,mon
/ 20 good. Nl50l ~
i 2NUo9igc.
/ Rico Firm and IN fair demand: do',,ee.
/ nc. toir % extra. 3E4 Nc: japan. % 10.
MolasScs- Foreign nominal: New 30
4 leans open kettle good - choice, 20 f'sr.t
/ market Quiot and stcndv
r.anuts-Dull; fancy h1ni-rirNoi. %.
changed 70 Is points down. October f'f
~ n g.. December. 81 I'D 1900. Nav. f'5 %,
4 ul5l spot RIO nominal: ~. J. 1910
sugar Raw firm AMI quiet. fair RON.
irg. 5irc.. cc1trif1guls 81 test 3isc: -
nr.d lrm and fairly act.v,. No. 6. q, ~
Z N-lfc.: standard \. 3-lG3jasc: gronu-
late3 3-l6a5tc cubes, 7-lGG5Nc
, t'reights IT, liverpool quiet and steady
cotton. 'si. grain. al.
BALTIMORE PRODUCE MARKET
BALTIMORE. MD October s-Flour--
Ouiet AMI unChanynl
Nhoat-Spot firm. futures easy: No. 2
rod SPOT. 90. ff4' sc.: October f9i. n69iac !.
, DcCcmh. r. 1,U11'lc. steamer NJ. rel.
o. 466hc.: milling wheat. by sample
eqp10c
Corn SPOT steady. Futures dull: mixed
| snot iNr@c.. the month. NIiN4c.; year.
io'~flGc.. white cnrn 10y sample. JH55c. !,
yellow DO. sash
pats-Quiet and steady; No. ? white
western. 3l'ec.: WiNrl l1. ipgul5c.
/ Rye Quiet. NJ. -. sl45'c
ay-Stoaiy. timothy tl5oo0i6oo.
Grain frrights-Stna Pa aud unchanged
cotton Nominal. mid Hing. 7,,c.
| BroNisions-SteaIv. Mos pork tlS15:
others unchanged Butter very firm:
| creamery fancy. 30 f3Uc. fair u choice
| Ok. limit pt.ty
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-10-04

<EW YORK. October 3-The total
transactions ut the Stock Exchange to-day
wore ONLY slightly above the hundrel-
shar, morE At the opening Louisville
and Nashville and New England were not
ably CHANGED. the former rising = TO 81
oul Nv rurl0uj q, 10 29a,. The latter
v1e h.i up = on a revival Of the oil story
about tho acquisition OF terminal facilities
.1 ttt- city \ prominent railroad man.
u.ulad 9s being q party "a the new deal.
"r4 who's" consent II quite essential n
i" sch"'nn j. to 90 through. denies that
hr is interested in the matter.
Nf,cr the opening tho market weakened.
. louisville and Nashville declining ~ To
( lfle, laCkawannl. n. To- IS. New England
y. To IS's. Reading. Il to Ia, Union Pa
I Cific. y, to l9'S: burlington and Quincy.
V TO NAn and IN" general list isfi'2 per
. cent. In the late trading the market
! improved and At the same time business
/ picked up Il little.
The lndustrials lei tho rise but near
/ The close tho Changers doomed into prom
| incuce. burlington and Quincy AMI St
iaul beng strong. Reading. Louisville
| and Nashville and Union Pacific also do
N"loped strength AZ this time. RumorS OF
an impending rccciVership for the last
named aud other roads found littla cre-
/ demo" I'm well-informol quarters. One
Company mentioned az being on the verge
/ OF cuntrsSiug bankruptcy Is peculiarly
/ situated. tts managers being the largest
/ holders Of the concerns mortgage in
| d"btndncs
/ The street, however was I'm no humor
| 20 engage In new ventures which Is clear
I ~ indicated by the record OF transactions
/ which shows sales OF liste, stocks 10 the
| extent or 5000 shares. and OF unlisted
STOCK. 2N.en shares only
Nuo-t"asury balances: Coin SO. $50 00O:
| currency. A0t0w0.
MONEY AND EXCHANGE.
Money on call has been easy ranging
! from 10 3 por cent. last loan at o.. and
| closing offered at 3 Prime mercantile
/ paper. as per cent
! Bar silver. l}'s. Mexican dollars. 5SX
/ Sterling exchange is steady. with actual
! business in bankers bills M SlNidi Nli,
I FOR sixty davs. and ANLd4 Nls for Dc
mand Posted rates. s. 81 ANi9 COM
mcrclal bills NNi2UiS9te for sixty days,
| and $iN0iSps for demand.
| Government bonds firm state bonds
| dun Railroad bonds nrmor.
~ a
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MARKET QUOTATIONS
REPORTS FROM ALL GREAT BUSINESS
CENTRES or The WORLD
rr'r's o. nev. Bonds. stacks Grain
fosn.rco. tut.on. ~r.. and the
ir.tner Ind ,crtious
tBy telegraph 20 the D,sps,cnl

by telegraph 20 the D.spatrh.I
/ WASHINGTON. ID. c.. October
PAIN 3.-Forecast tor Virginia and
North Carolina: Rain cooler
weather; increasing easterly winds,
changing 10 southwest on the North Caro-
Ina coast
gHr WYArutn ~ RI-U'iuND YESTERDAY
was cle1s aH IiDN.ant. morning and at
tern on. fti.,u'H ne SKIES were
ctrbr.
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NEW YORK STOCK MARKET.

Man temp'raturc..... ............67I l.
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RICHMOND STOCK MARKET.

tons:
Government securities Bid .Ask'd
United States -. X. & &. -. 10 90.
-. ~ a.LLLrLLL.a--
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SbtS, li-tc.s pJA'i Sit'i' r''''' 49, VIZ
key, sll2
THE COTTON MARKETS
| LIVERPOOL. october . -NoOn--COttOn
quiet. prices unchaug a. American mid
ding. - Sales. sVp bales, American.
| 100 bales: speculation AMI export. %
bales Receipts, lJr0 bales: American.
so bales. Futures steady, demand mod
crate. American middiTy, low midiling
claus: october. 2i-bii.; october AMI
November. 2-tidi 23tii. November AMI
Der and January. 4 2l-6it. January and
February, 4 2j-GtNf 2G-h4d February AMI
March. I A-GlllI 2s5id. March and Aprii.
iP. M.~October. 4 2s-eil, buyers. oc-
tober and November. 1 2'-G,1.. value; No
vember and Dec mber. I Zl-iiti $-ti f.
| December and January. S9-tid., sellers
January and February, 59-GiDi jl-5+'i &:
February and March. 32-Gini S-sti I.
March and April 5i-Stni A,-oid April
and May. 37-Gti, sellers. May AMI June.
| { 39-Gid.. value. Futures closed nrm az
NEW YORK. October s.-cotton--
Dull and easy; uplanls. Sc, Or
| leans 3 l2-i6c: new cotton offered &c
| under quotations. sales ~ b-ier. good
ordinary. &c. low middll1s as. ~
| lures closed firm. sales. zplDD bh"s; &c
| tober, Ns3. November $ -, Dec nlbef
$si2: January, E23. February g.y3.
March. S.8; April So, May S.6l'
new ORLEANS. IA. october 3-Fu-
| tufes-Quiet and steady. silcr -, ~ bales .
! October N7l. Noyemb.r. so. December
, s. ~. January s. g. February. $50, March.
ssif: April. ys22. May SaD.
NAVAL STORE MARKETS.
| WTLMINGTON. y. C.. october 8. Rosin
| firm: strained, SIC: good strained, s0c bid
| Turpentlne firm at Eisc Tar steady at
| 10 Crude turpcnt.ns quiet. hard. N.0V.
| soft and virgin, 81 "a.
pentine firm at &c asked. ROsin nrm
! at soc for good STRAINED.
! SAVANNAH. GA. october 3-Turp"n-
tine IN strong demand al &c. Tor regu-
! lars ROsin-Sales. $50 DISKS. A. -, a..
and -. SOC. r., $50. r. ND5: .. NM, H..
Q2j: 1. $40: X. SO: ". 80, y. N.l0;
window glass. s. %. water white. SlS.
NORFOLK PEANIT MARKET.
reported for the Dispatch
NORFOLK. VA, October MARKET
/ fancy. &c.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-08-03

In tho earlier days OF booming Eos.
toria raised money to erect buildings to
DO given to u buggy company. Now
she Is raising moro money to buy back
tho deserted buildings to give to IN.
other company, Tho first company re.
maincd long enough to got a dood to
the property and then moved on, prob.
ably TO takO up with u similar oiIor.
II seems that there are concerns that
mako n business Of locating in this way,
that Is to say, over night, moving on as
often as tho operation can DO repeated,
This human tendency to pick up
little things Of value that happOn to DO
lying around loose was strlklngly Illus
trAtod In tho Valley Of Virginia, whore
~ soon became tho llvoligst kind OF n
case OF dog.oat.dog. To-day thoro ia u
plentiful cropot bloaChod bones through
that lovely valley, but unfortunately
the homes arO useless for iertilislne pur.
pOloS aud can play nc part In restoring
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-08-03
PERSONAL POINTS.

The only daughter OF Prince Xernato-
ieG, u wealthy nobleman OF Moscow, re-
Gently eloped with her fathers coach.
man, taking 100000 rubles with her.
The young princess is only eighteen
years old, and was n OF the reigning
bellies OF the old Russian capital.
Sara Jewett, the once favorite actress,
has q picturesque bit Of a cottage at
Pigeon Cove, Massachusetts, where she
stays through the summer months.
The tiny house, clinging to q high
point Of rocks, seems to hang right over
the dashing waves.
Mrs. Arthur Stannard (John Strange
Winter) has founded an anti-Crinoline
lengue counting 1900 members. And
now the question before the league IS:
"What are We hero FORT" For the Grim
oline has never come.
Bishop Mullen, Of tho Catholic Die.
cese OF Eric, Pa, will celebrate his sill
YER Jubilee on Wednesday next. Cardi-
nal Gibbons has already gone there in
order to DO present ut tho services.
Prof. Felix Klein, Of the University
OF Goottingen, has been commissioned
by tho German government US its rep.
resentativo to the Worlds Congress OF
Mathematics and Astronomy.
Worth, it is said, abhors tailor-made
gowns, calling them "stable.cloths,"
and turning his artistic eye in another
direction when they are in vlew,-Ncw
York Times.
A Boston paper reports that tho Ra.
jan OF Kapurthala did Boston pretty
thoroughly in twenty.four hours, and
displayed u wonderful greed for seeing
things.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-08-03
BUDGET.

Colonel II. q. Prout, editor OF the
Railroad Gazette, in u lecture before the
Association Of Civil Engineers OF Cor
nell University. estimated that the
annual loss from railroad accidents IN
the United States, due to the destrnc-
ton OF railroad property and the com,
pensation for deaths and injuries, and
leaving out entirely destruction OF mer-
chandise, reaches over Sl2,OO0,OOO.
A Troy preacher is accused OF an
nouncing from his pulpit last Sunday
that, owing to the absence OF the intel
ligent portion OF his congregation ~
the seashora and mountains, there
would be no more preaching IN MS
church until the first Sunday IN sep
TENDER.
While u man was swimming across
tho river at Clarion, Pennsylvania 70,
recently, she came near being drowned
by an immense eel winding. l1selt
around his legs, After considerable
trouble he killed the eel, which meas
ured oyer three feet in length"
Fred Hurlesbuss, of 0ccaquon, Wiz
pinia. who has made many unsuccess'
ful attempts at suicide during the past
tow years, has purchased a tombstone
which he wants placed over his grave
when he departs from this world
Only five passengers lost their lives
on Britiah railways in 1891, but there
was a yeritabIe slaughter Of railway
servants, Over 800 employees were
killed and moro than 5000 injured
New York Sum-
$50 your son only took the freshman
and sophomore years in collegeY' yes,
but the sophomore course he took very
thoroughly; he devoted three years to
il. "-Fiegsade Baeter. \
A young woman OF Lathrop, Mis-
souri,, who has been forbidden to eat ice
cream by her physician, has become
very popular with the young men oil
that town,
l told her again all about the game,
Explained how u base hit was made
But l breathed u long Sigh and murmured a
-Hdrtdrd LGmpOOR-
An apple tree which ia claimed to
have borne fruit for the last century
and u quarter, is still in bloom in an or
chard near Lenolr, North Carolina.
During tho late high water on tho
Grand river, in Missouri, a fence post
OF an inundated farm bore this truthful
legend: "This place for sail"
What ia claimed will DO the largest
flagstaff ever erected is to DO dedicated
to the Worlds Fair by the state OF
Washington, in September.
An Ohio merchant who believes that
every person born is q future possible
customer makes q present to every now
arrival in the town.
When Fogg has run upstairs and ar
rives at the top out of breath, he very
properly refers to his pneumatic tire
Boston Transcript
Four young men left Hennessy, Okla
bona, for Chicago, last Wednesday,
mounted on burros. Tho race is made
on a wager.
The suns rays shining through an
A-shaped skylight in milwaukee, the
other afternoon set fire to a store.
All the Reilly aud Sullivan residents
of the Fourth and Sixth wards in New
York gave a picnic last Thursday.
Tho Washington Star tersely says
that Now York wants her base ball club
rechristened '"The Pigmies."
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-08-03
A MIXED CASE

Growing Out of DomcStlc InfeIlcity-A
kidnapping mud Several Arrests.
Special DLpdtch to The AleIiQcncer
HUNTINGTON, W. VA, August Mir.
and Mrs. William EIswick, who re-
Gently came to Gyandotte from Catletts-
burg, have been having very lively
times. Saturday the woman took her
baby, and without the consent OF her
husband went TO her sister, Mrs. lie.
sage, OF Lesage. Elswick followed, for
chilly took the child, and going to the
Ohio side Of the river hid it away with
friends. Tho marshall Of Gyandotte
and Julius Lcsage recovered the infant
the same night and returned 1t to the
mother, and upon complaint Of Lesage,
Elswick was arrested for taking mail
from the postofice that was not his own.
The latter had LeSage andthe mar
shall arrested for kidnapping, and the
cases were tried to-day. 1t was shown
that ElswiCk got the letter from the
postmaster, although a perfect stranger
TO the latter, who never made any in.
o]uiries, and he was held to the United
States court in the sum OF $500, which
no gave. The alleged kidnapping cases
were discharged later.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-08-03

ing and sluggish bowels; this Is called BILIOUS
ATTACK, There Ii frequent reSuTgttall9n OF 4
thin, Watery saline tiuid, preceded by epiglstFlc
palms, Sometimes there Is pain 9tthe heart, ae;;
companied by palpitatloR and shortlesi OF
breath, making tho patient think he has the
heart disease, - g..
ringing ll the cars, spots before the eyes, and
other sensations which together are called
"stomachic yertIgo.n These patients hear q
buzxiug sound and feel az Il a VaPor were enyel'
oping them; they grow pale, and grasp Tor sup
mort through fear OF falling,
When In any case 'indIgcstlon" has lasted u
long time chronic gastric catarrh Will always BIO
developed; evidences OF mainHtfttton h
themselves by nugmia, premature ola age, cor
rugations OF the nails, decay OF tho teeth, etc.
Again, there Is a short, dry cough and occasion'
al pAroxySns OF ln QSthmatic character. The
skin becomes sallow, dry and rough and various
eruptlonS appear.
tRrrh, rs in all other catarrhal diseases, Drs.
Copeland, Bell and Dayis's method Is superior 70
all Others. They readily distinguish between
the various forms OF Its appearance and direct
their treatment to the removal OF the cause.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-08-03
Tho RusIness oe.he Fair,

The Worlds Fair directors have be-
fore them tho report OF their own com
mittee on the financial condition OF tho
fur and the probable outcome at the
present rate.
The committee finds the fair running
under high pressure with an assumed
attendance of 100000 u day aud every
thing in proportion, There is found to
be extravaganza everywhere, too many
gates, too many gatemen, too many
guards, too many OF everybody and too
much OF everything except paying visi'
tors and their half dollars.
1t ia the opinion OF the committee
that the directors will be forever dis
graced Us business men unless they
take up this matter sharply land de-
cisively.
Those of US who have no money in
vested in the fair may feel that 1t need
not concern us whether the fair winds
up in a financial scandal OF not but 1t
must not be forgotten that every page
OF the fairs history is open to the world
for its scrutiny, and that this whole
country must share any adverse Judge
meut that may be passed on any feature
OF the greatiundertaking.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-08-03
EXCLUSION RATES on ALL RAILWAYS.
AGo0DSHOW

We are always advising you to
advertise, and to keep on adVertls
Ing, but that does not cover the
ground entirely, Of course, you
should make your advertising effec.
tive-ifan electric light be available,
YOU should not use a "tallow Dip
10 light the path to your store,
What do we mean by that Sim
ply that the more conspicuous, the
more artistic, the more attractive,
the more original you make your I'D.
vertisements, the more people will
see and read them, and the more
customers you will have to con.
tribute to your eash.drawer.
Study effects In bold pretty type
good matter may be spoiled by
ugly dressing. Seek to catch the
eye by a display Of good taste In the
style and arrangement Of your an
|nouncement,
Above all, let 1t be bold enough to
be easily read, Don't vex u reader
by veSing his or her cyeSl
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-08-03
CAYARRH OF STOMACH
Poor Appetite, With Violent Pains
and Nausea After Eating,
a Case That is OF Interest to Every
Ono Who Suffers from Indigestion.
Terrible Suffering Night and Day,

Last week DR. Copeland, Bell and Davis pub.
llShed the symptoms Of catarrh as II often aiegs
the entire system, This week they present me
symptoms which are principally confined 70 the
local Affection commonly known US dyspepsia or
cutarrh OF tho stomach and bowels
These symptoms not only vary IN different IN
ent times; tho most constant Is Rn abnormal APP
petite; II may DO lost, increased or perverted.
Thereis weight, dull pain aud nEOnse Of burning
IN the pit OF the stomach after taking food; NC
companied by ilntulence, holrthurnr BaStralgla'
CONSTIPATION or dIarrhwa, u dull headaches, Ian;
guOr, depression OF spirits and irrttabillty OF
Indlscretion In eating and drinking, and OK
erclso or exposure In dyspOptics ar, APT 10 0ccl'
sion sick headache, II Is frequently accompa'
MED BY bitter taste in the mouth, bilious vOnlt'
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-08-03
A nnllrnnh ~NNn.nnnnnr.

1t is a surprise to hcur that tho rail.
road companies have boon surprised by
tho success Of the special single faro
Oxcurslona to Chicago. II they will
put tho special tickets on salO ottonor
aud under still moro liberal arrange.
mont1 they will run up against another
surprise,
1'hOro arO indications that tho massoa
Of tho people RrO holding OF to give
tho railroads n ChaucO to mako thoir
money oil in u lump oil apopular basis.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-08-03
Ondahy nnd tho othor porkors.

Pork did not lose half Its valuo in half
an hour Of Chicago trading. Tho gam.
blors in pork who had undertaken to
run up tho market out OF sight aud worc
counting OH squeezing othor people to
death, those manipulatOrs had tho wind
knocked out Of them.
II there had been only Legitimate
trading in pork thOro would havO boon
no pork panic, and cHdahy would not
havo bOcn forced to put back 80 big a
chunk OF money on tho worry spot where
no found II two or thrco yOara ago.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-08-03
A LITTLE NONSENSE.

"Breddren," said Rev. O. ". John.
sing in preaching the funeral sermon OF
tho victim OF u Can OF dynamite, bred
dren, We Gun not lay Il po' brudder's
body in do grabe-boCG'so he hab Tic
body lef ner can l say much in praise
OBJ him-fOr | nebber knowed him but
one ting is sarting-whon las seen he
war trabblin' in do right dir%ection,"-
Brootim Life.
Old Hyson (angrily)-"See hereI 1
would ike to know what You intend to
make Of yourself? Your college prin.
cipal says he doesn't know OF anything
that you would be likely to make a suC.
cess Of" Young Hyson-"Well, you
don't expect INC to answer a question
that a college professor can't answer,
do you?"-Puck
Judge-'But there Is clear proof that
there was forty per cent Of water in
your milk" Milk doalOr-"T can OK
plain that, your honor. Tho milk was
frozen and l poured boiling water on IL
in order to melt 1t. Now. OF course, Its
quite possible that n few drops OF water
got mixed with tho milk. "-Schalk.
"Dld tho noighbors succeed in sup.
pressing Tllompson's Cornot practice ~
'Thoy did not. Tho complaint averred
That he'Was learning to play the Cornet,
and ho proved by his teacher that he
had not learned anything in six
months. --lHdianapoii9 Journal
"Now We have money enough to send
our minister away for a two months'
vacation" isn't that q long holiday ~
"Ios, but thon We fool as though wo
deserve it"-Mtr Ocean
"Do YOU over have any rats on your
boat, MI JiggsT" asked Miss Smythar.
"NoyDr," returned Jlggs. "Thoy'ro
afraid Of my boat. It's q cat.boat"-
Hurpcr's Bdidr.
Mamma said Freddy, "doos sugar
over euro anybody OF anything2''
"Why do you ask, my boy" ~
thought III like to catch It." NhBhL
Druggist TO boy ut oor-bolD--Hold
on, thorol Don't pull tho house down,
Boy-l don't believe you'd como down
II / did.-iidpCr'S Busar
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