The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-01-11
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duced from ton of steel.
- The leaf of the banana is usually 6
feet long by 2 feet wide.
- Opossums are the only animals that
make more elaborate toilet than cats.
"A railroad with guage of but "a
inches is now building in North Caroli-
na.
= Soldiers in the Italian Army are
allowed cigars as part of their daily
rations.
- Emetics have no effect on horses,
which have no gall bladders TO be acted
upon.
= Every president the United States
so far has either been lawyer, soldier
or both.
- Over 600 varieties of cotton are said
to exist-4O0 in Asia and Africa and 200
in America.
- There was greater consumption of
tea in the United Kingdom in 1891 than
in any previous year.
- Some men get reputation tor
bravery just because they are able to con.
ceal how scared they are.
- Jerusalem is still supplied with
water from Solonioa's Pools through an
aqueduct built Ly the Crusaders.
We are all subject to pain OCCASION
ally and it is we'll to have good lini-
ment in the house, such as Salvation Oil,
25 cts.
-"Do you enjoy good health ?" "Of
course. Did you ever know anyone who
didn't enjoy good health? ?" eyes, the
DOCTORS"
"A. P. Kiser, q farmer near Wenat.
ehee, WASH, owns turnip which he
claims weighs 81 pounds and measures 4
feet in circumference.
- The unprecedented sale of DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup provoses competi-
tlon; but the people cling to DR.. Bulls
Cough Syrup.
City Sportsman Have you seen
anything worth shooting at around here?'
Farmer: Wall, no; not till you came
along, b'gosh!
Artificial legs and arms were ia use
in Egypt as early as B. G. 700. They
were made by the priests, who were the
physicians of that early time.
= 1t is calculated that the Mississippi
annually deposits into the Gulf of Me1i-
co sufficient mud 20 cover a square mile
of surface to height of 24O feet.
- There was one lover once who told
the truth. Reference is made to Adam.
When he told Eve: "Ycu are the 6ist
woman | ever loved" be was not dissemb.
ling.
'Is it true that your wife is of
rather skeptieal turn of miud ?" "Sbe
used to be, but | got her seslskin sasque
and she goes to church every Sunday
now"
In Portugal the wine treadiug is
done by gang of men dancing to the
music of bagpipe. The work ia hard,
the weather warm, the results iudescrba
BILE.
-"Ah you AAtter me-" lisped
masher to pretty girl with whom he
was conversiDg. "No 1 DON'T" was the
reply; "you couldn't be any fatter than
you are"
- Three hundred and twenty-e eight
thousand divorces have been granted by
the courts of this country during the past
twenty years, 90 per cent of them to wo-
men.
Minister: So you 60 to school, do
you, Bobby? Bobby: Yes, sir. Minister:
Let me hear you spell kitten. Bobby:
I'm getting too big boy to spell kitten,
sir. Try me on cat.
= The Village Pastor-"Johnuy, you
tell ME you have been 10 Sunday School :"
The Bad Boy-"Yes, sir" But, Johnny,
your hair is wet" eyes, sir; it's a Bap.
tist Sunday School,"
The sin of covetousness does not
seem to belong to any profession. A
clergyman in Indiana recently invested
$4,000 in the "gresn goods" swipdle.
What sermon he could preach on temp.
tation
First Quidnune: Did the town
authorities take any appropriate action
ON the death of Scruggs. the millionaire?
Second Qsidnunc: Yes; they had the
fire. bell rung while the funeral was
going on.
= Neighbours boy looking through
the fence) My fathers heap bigger man
than your'n! New boy with cold dis
dain): Size amt nolhin'! When my
father coughs you can hear him half
mile
- Provide yourself with bottle Of
Ayers Cherry Pectoral, and so have the
means at hand for contending successfully
with a sudden cold. As an emergency
medicine, it has no equal, and leading
physicians everywhere Recommend it.
= Lawyer: 1t is reported that you
have frequently expressed yourself as
opposed to capital punishment? Deacon
Highsoul drawn for jury duty: l won't
have scruples in that mans case. He
cheated me on boss trade orce.
- coffee bean is now made of -four,
and the imitation is so perfect ss to
deceive the eye of even expert coffee
dealers Of course The flavor exposes the
fraud but it is said that immense quaq.
titles are sold.
Quail love potato bugs as an article
of diet. One of these birds was recently
opened which had l0l of these farmers
pets concealed ia it's crop. 1t will pay
the average potato grower to have hosk
of trained quail among his other live
stock