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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
just as She Is.

Hotel Reporter.
Algitha = You are sure, Algernon,
that you marry me for what L am?
Algernon-Most assuredly. Er-you
don't refer to any possibility of slump
in your papa's securities as affe citing
your present status, do you?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
A Call accepted.

SAGINAW. Mich, Aug. AT meet
Michigan a call was extended to Prof.
A. Hoyer, of New Ulm, MIMI, to take
the dictatorship of the Lutheran semi
nary. Prof. Hoyer has decided to ac-
accent
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

As AN antidote to ''SHERMAN's poi
son." which is still being hyperdermic-
ally administered to the patient, the
New York Tribune plaintively appeals
to President CLEVELAND to declare to
congress that be eanns.t rAan'-, snnnd and
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
A Homily on Marriage.

Fliegende Batter.
She-Where are you going, Edward?
He-My dear. wise woman never
asks her husband where he is going.
She-And yet wise man may ask his
wife
He You are mistaken, my dear.
Wise men never have any wives.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

The other day horse thief stole a
thoroughbred in BelleviIle, Ill. The
police were unable to overhaul him.
Then some bicyclists Joined in the
chase, ana, after an eight miles run.
overlook the fieet-footed animal, captur-
ing horse and thief. The time will soon
come when mounted policemen will
ride bicycles instead OF horses.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
A New Chancellor.

LINCOLN, Neb., Aug. 1.-The Ne
braska Wesleyan university has new
chancellor. DR.. Isaac Crook, late presi-
dent of the University of the Pacific.
The election took place yesterday at
the university building. and was the
result Of many hours deliberation on
the part of the board of trustees.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

IT Is little peculiar that the men
who know the least about the financial
question do the loudest talking about it.
1t is hoped that congressman of this
stripe will have their wind shut off
early in the session.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

jim TAwNEY stopped long enough at
jackson park to be delivered of this
striking and strictly original opinion:
democrats appear. to have no more
plans than hog going to war by brute
force and awkwardness."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

The Eyes-and Nose Get There.
Cleveland.
Kansas Husband-What In the world
is the matter with your eye, Mary?"
Wife, have just come from the con-
veDtion of the lnvincDle party. But
what mashed your nose?
Husband-Just got in from the con-
vention of the Law and Order Protec-
tive association.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
Perilous Editorial Work.

Atlanta Constitution
Don't shoot the editor during meal
hours" is sign over a weekly news
paper Office. 1t is safe to say that edi-
tor will never be shot.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
Discontinued.

WASHINGTON, Aug. 4.-The First Ma
tional Bank of Duluth. MIMI, at its own
request, has been discontinued as a
United States national depository bank
and the First National Bank of st. Paul
substituted i'll it's stead.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

THE fellows who have been trying to
make little political capital over these
pension suspensions by berating HoKE
SMITH and charging it up to his South
ernness, to coin word, will have to
quit or kick LoCHREN. The latter says
that he has done all the work himself,
and is alone responsible for it. The
capital-makers Will be in a bad way. for
they daren't basic LOCHREN. and if
they hit SMITH every one will know
they are lust simply living.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
Cholera Spreading.

ROME, Aug. 4.-The Tribune sta ties
that between Thursday noon and today
noon twenty new cases of cholera and
fourteen deaths were reported to the
authorities in Naples.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

THAT Ohio pension yarn has nightly
shrunken. First it was an old pensioner
eigbty-three years old whose pension
was suspended, for which the indignant
citizens burned the secretary of the in
terror in effigy. Then the age dropped
to sixty. Then there was doubt cast
on the affairs having happened at ALL
Finally it collapsed into nothing but a
rumpus among lot of drunken loafers.
Really, our Republican brethren are
running in very hard lines these days.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

MARY ELLEN LEASE is one of the
attractions at the Chicago silver con-
vention. She can tell the convention
something about Georgia, just to en-
liven matters during the long harangues
of WEAVER, DoNNELLY. ct al.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
Married a Chinaman.

PORTLAND, Or, Aug. At Van
couver, Wash, yesterday, Miss Mary S.
Byl. superintendent of the Chinese mis-
sion school of this city, was married TO
Charley B. Young, Chinese merchant.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
More Gold Today.

LONDON. Aug. 4.-The American line
steamer Paris. which sails from South
ampton for New York tomorrow, will
take 14s,OOo sovereigns consigned to
American houses.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
THE Mankato banks have sci an ex

THE Mankato banks have set an ex-
ample which it might not be amiss to
follow. They have 'held up" run by
shutting up shop until the audience
coOls off. There is no fear that insttu-
tons headed by such men as JOHN A.
WILLARD and JOHN f. MEAGHER are
not sound, and it is because they pro-
pose to remain sound that they nave
called a halt
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

THE Wisconsin farmer VINO killed his
wife and children because he was
afraid they would starve to death,
should be killed because he might COM
nit suicide.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

civilian NYE writes his syndicate
letters under a chestnut tree" says the
Brooklyn Eagle. Yes, and it is very
rotten one at that.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

"ANoTHER bank gone SHERMAN"
would be a true Roland to the Repub-
lican lying Oliver, another bank gone
Democratic"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

A LARGE majority of the banks which
suspended during the present crisis
resumed again within a short time.
This feature is unprecedented.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

MEN who indulge in inflammatory ut
terances at conventions and other public
gatherings are those whose opinions are
of little value.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

II is commonly believed that GEORGE
FRANCIS TRAIN has wheels in his head.
AT any rate, it is hard to keep him on
the track.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

CUPID d HYMEN are not going into
bankruptcy, but they are not taking in
much new business Just now.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

LIEUT.. PEARY is finding it very diff
ficult to secure dogs for use in the arctic
circle. Great Scott! st. Paul would
like TO donate him million or so OF the
haaSfs
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

WHEN BUFFALO BILLS "WiId West
show ceases TO draw on account of its
name, he can change it to English
Commons show
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

THERE is on the way from Europe to
America SS.O00,OOO of gold. Wen have
enough gold by-and-by to pave the
CtrnntS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
whist Players Not Wanted.

Cleveland Leader.
A man at Belfast. Me-. who recently
advertised for servant girl found 1t
necessary to add: No whist player
naAd annlvD
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

Truth crushed to earth will rise
again. That Is the motto of a New
York funny paper.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

will not approve a revision of the tar
if" A more sensible process would be
to stop the injections.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

TIE festive burglar has picnic in
store for him in St. Paul at this partic-
ular moment.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

JUPITER is monarch of the night for
this month; but old Sol takes care of
the day himself
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

Railroad men point to the fact that
where there are vestibule cars in wrecks
the loss of life and property is small,
and an effort will be made to compel
companies to use vestibule cars eXclu-
slvely on passenger trains. - Douglas
County News
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

TIE Chicago pork situation is causing
a deaf of Squealing.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

ONE more day for CLEVELAND at Buzz
Yards bay. Hope he will have big
farewell catch.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

II Is suggested that Siam should now
be spelled Sigham.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

The Litchfeld News-Ledger thinks
prospects are favorable for the location
of beet sugar factory at that place. A
representative of a large syndicate has
been there recently looking the field
oyer.-Willmar Republican.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. Address all letters and telegrams 10
TIE GLOBE. ST. Paul, Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
VI in advance. $40 90 3mos, in adv 90 o.,
& m in advance. 500 weeks in adv. on
one month Soc.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

Another row is on among the Mime
sofa managers at the worlds fair. Hunt
seems TO be in it this time. Taking it
all in all, Minnesota'S connection with
the big show is anything but a credit to
her.-Litchfield News Ledger.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

TR1WEEKLY- DAILY Monday, wednesday
and Friday) oooo
l VI in ADVANCE "a 90 g mos. in adv.Sz w
3 months in advance. 81 w.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
~ paw GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATE

DAILY NOT INCLUDING SUNDAY
l VT i'll ADVANCES 90 M in advance. SZ'o 90
5 IN in advance. 90 q weeks in adv 1oo
One month. ....7Oc.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

The last performances of Lifts play
ers in "A Shattered Idol" will be given
this afternoon and tonight, and tomor-
row night they enter upon the final
week of the stock season with LED
Astray," a comedy drama from the
French. and play that should furnish
excellent entertainment for the patrons
of the Grand, and bring to a close the
summer season that has been most pro-
life i'll good work aud finished per-
fOrmauceS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

1t begins to look as if the hoggishness
OF st. Paul real estate owners may
cause the new state capitol to go else
where. They ask unreasonably high
figures for building spot. and the COM
missionerS. very properly, rejected all
their Otfers.-W abasna Herald.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

SUNDAY ALONE.
1vr in advance. 81 90 > mos in adv. DUO
6 m in advance. 1 90 m. in advance.2Oc
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
OPERA AND PLAY.

dorothy" as presented by the Will
bur Opera company this week. has
pleased vast numbers of people and has
been one of the best operas presented
by this company this season. They will
give two performances today, matinee
and evening. Tomorrow night and all
next week, with the usual Wednesday
and Saturday matinees, the company
will sing for the first time in this city
the bright and catchy opera Glover"
The cast for this opera is an excellent
one, and all lovers of the graceful
dancing of Miss Belle Hamilton and j.
Clarence Harvey will be pleased to
know that in ''Clover" they will dance
the original CocOanut dance. They are
two of the cleverest dancers ever seen
here, and this may be the last oppor-
tunity the st. Paul public will have to
see them, as the Wilbur season closes
with the week following Glover"
Seats and boxes can now be secured at
the box Office
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

THE silver convention is afflicted
with CAB.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

wnen Bah, was SEX.
When she was Child ''''
,,,,.., -. ..o..,,. ~. she cried for castoria.
When she mad Children,
She gave Them Castorla
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

The war between Editor Whitman, of
the Ortonville Herald-Star, and Mayor
Schoen. of that city, has come to an I'M
timely end by reason of two iuries fail
ing to agree. If another war fails to
put in all appearance before the next
issue of that aggressive paper, the world
will think something has happened to
that turbulent city by the unsalted sea.
Ortonville owes it to the world to get
up another fight Just to preserve the
equilibration of the district.-Morris
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
Eastern Advertising Office Room Al
Times Building, New York.

WASHINGTON BUREAU, 1905 F ST. NV.
Complete files of the GLOBE always kept on
hand for reference. Patrons and friends are
cordially invited 10 visit andavail themselves
of the facilities of our Eastern Offices while
i'll New York and Washington.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

The disasters are not all on the farm
er's plate this year. Spectators have
caught it pretty rough all round, the
last one being Cudahy. the great Chi
cagO pork man, who fails for several
millions. The farmers can regard these
things complacently. - Polk County
journal.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

7. T. LYONs,
Local Forecast Official.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05
STATE PRESS. NOTES.

Mr.. Boon will make his presence in
the capital city felt during the coming
session.-Fergus Falls journal.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

The cry comes from some of the
southern counties of Minnesota, now
that farmers are in the harvest fields,
that chinch bugs and in some instances
drouth have ruined much of the wheat
so as to make it scarcely worth cutting.
And the same reports come from some
localities in the Minnesota valley. as
also from northern counties. But we
believe that, with few exceptional small
localities, Mcleod county will show a
wheat crop above the average of the
state.-HutchinSon Democrat.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

Congress meets in special session
next Monday. The voice of the whole
people cries out for the Immediate and
unconditional repeal of that silver pur-
chase act Debate ads nauseum may be
mad over subsequent legislation, but
this one measure should permit of no
debate.-Scott County Argus
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE
One wear ST six mo-, csc Three mo-, 3ac
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

We have been the recipient of not a
few names during our somewhat turbu-
lent newspaper and political career,
but it remained for the st. Peter Her
aid to cut short whatever future am
billions might have fingered somewhere
near the bottom Of our vest pocket, by
abiding to us as "Old Langum." And
this from man whom we had always
looked upon as the best friend we had
in the world. Br'r johnson, DON'T
Preston Times
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

Wheat is down to 60 cents in Chicago.
and thousands of the people starving.
Certainly such a condition ought not to
exist under good government If the
men who manipulate the great resources
of the globe had the interests of human
ity at heart il would not eXiSt.-Pipe-
stone Farmers Leader.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

Ill-lighted. ill-ventilated and abomia-
ably situated, the public library of St.
Paul is a standing disgrace to that city.
1t seems that municipality so preten-
tious as st. Paul could afford something
infinitely better-aS though its citizens
would demand something better. A
dark and musty room on the top floor
of the city hall and county building
offers few inducements 10 any but the
most confirmed bookworms. = Delano
Eagle.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

The principal thing which leads the
public into general distrust of the sill
yer convention at Chicago is the fact
that tinanciers of the Donnelly stripe
are in command. When such kind of
men take charge of movement, the
people in general take 10 the woods to
get out of the way of the crash.-Man-
kato Free FreSs.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

When by some great natural cause
famine comes to a land there is unusual
sorrow and regret. When selfish men
corner the products of the soil and
bring distress upon a people there is
aroused the bitterest Indignation. When
men, through process of law, corner
the money of the country aid bring
distress and ruin they deserve the pun
ishment of the traitor Fertile jour
nal.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

As predicted last week the wholesale
dealers of St. Paul are glad enough to
accept checks from their country Gus
toners in payment for goods-at least
some of them have given it out that
they would not be refused. The loss of
trade at this time, even if little, would
be serious blow to them, and they are
doing all they can to avert it.-SiDley
County Enterprise.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

1t is said that good deal of money
withdrawn from the banks has been
locked up in the safety vaults. 1t is
undoubtedly secure, but at the end of
the year it will not have earned any
thing, while if placed in the banks of
deposit it will be practically as secure,
have earned at least per cent, and
better still have helped the business in
terests of the country. -MankatO Re
view.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

The revolving scenes enacted at the
Auburn, n. Y, prison last week, where
a negro murderer was put to death, or
rather tortured, by electricity.is another
strong argument against the so-called
scientific method. Hanging may be
vulgar means of inflIcting capital pun
iShment, but it is far more humane than
the bungling manner in which the lIa-
jority of electrocutions are carried out.
-Faribault Pilot.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-05

A party of Hungarians from Buda
Pesth were registered at the Merchants
yesterday. In the party were beside
RUS Szabo, Zoitan SZilacsy, Falius Fus
thar, Al0iS PaickeIt and Rougraiz Silly.
They are on a sightseeing tour of
America. and express themselves as
extremely we'll pleased with their eX-
perIenceS.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-01-31
History of an African Boat.

A little vessel having a remarkable
history has piled for years on Lake Tan
ganyika. Her story illustrates the prog
ress in that region from slavery toward
civilization. The boat, known as the
Calabash, was originally a huge tree
trunk, cut down by the axes of the ma
tives with enormous labor, and then
with ak and adj and fire nodded into
shape. Boats like the Calabash are ex-
cellent sea vessels, though in their lines
they suggest rather a clumsy hippopota-
mus than a swan.
On one Of her voyages, after she had
served as a trading canoe for two years,
she entered the port of Ujiji, where she
was bought by an Mswahili slave trader.
For three years she piled back and forth
across the lake, bringing cargoes of
wretched men, women and children to
the Ujiji slave market. One day a load
Of slaves had just been landed on the
shore when Mr.. Hore, who had recently
come to Ujiji as an agent of the London
Missionary society, saw the little craft
and decided that she was just about
what he needed for exploratory voyages
around the lake.
He succeeded in purchasing her, and
the little boat vas once more launched
upon Tanganyika as the first missionary
vessel on the lake. Consecrated to the
cause of peace she became known in
time to every tribe as the harbinger of
good will.-Chicago Post.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-01-31
Value of the Shilling i'm 1000.

We know that in Shakespeare's day,
say A. d. 1000, sixpence a day was a
fortune for any workingman, say the
equivalent of ten pounds per annum. A
century earlier, before the access to
America was open to English explorers,
one of the Ardens of Warwickshire left
an annuity of forty shillings per annum
to a younger son, probably the poets
great-granduncle. Then if sixpence a
day would now be the equivalent to
twenty shillings a week, then forty shil-
Angs per annum would equate to e12O
OF present alues.-Notes and Queries.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-01-31
A Lively BRIDEGROOM.

| smile as | call to mind the day when
| married a we'll known jockey to an
equally popular baronet's daughter.
How he did make the money tiyl He
gave me a diamond pin, my clerk got a
five pound note, and the two witnesses,
both sporting men, a 'tenner" each.
Some of the terms he used were decidedly
horsy. For instance, he referred af-
~fectionately to his love as a ':smart little
filly; little bit skittish; wkmts careful
jockeyship, but a demon when she gets
the bit in her mouth, and yet the smart
est in the feld!'
"Look at the rare style she comes to
the post!' he joyfully cried, as the lady
walked up the room; and "now we're
under starters orders!" as I commenced
the ceremony.
When l asked the lady if she would
stake this man." ETC., and she answered
in a clear voice II WILL" he remarked,
"Takes the fence like a daisy" and on
putting the same question to him the
answer was, 'It's 20 to 1 on 1 Will"
When all was over and they were
hitched into double harness, he flung
his arms around her and kissed her i'm
pulsively; then turning to us all as
we stood smiling he sententiously re-
marked, Battling good finish" AS
my jockey friend left the room and n
tered the carriage he whispered, Back
my mount for the Chester cup next
week." did-it won.-A Register in
London Tit-Bits.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-01-31

The need of a perfectly safe and reli-
able remedy for the peculiar diseases OF
summer is universal. AS a remedy for
the household, Office or the farm, on ship
board, and for travellers by sea and land,
Winkelmann's Diarrhea and Cholera
Remedy has proved its inestimable worth
in the prompt relief and cure of all dis
orders originating in the stomach ano
digestive system, such as cholera, cholera
mOrbus, diarrhea, cramps, etc. Service.
able under all conditions, and always
ready for USE; is perfectly safe. Price
% cents at all druggists.