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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23
The soul OF Honor,

The Wrathful Politician-See here,
when told you that story you promised
me on your honor to not give it away.
The Guileless Reporter-So didn't.
sold it. The Daily Hooter gave me $26
for IL: sect
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23
He Was In.

IS the editor in?"
EYES, sir. think they run him in last
night"
~ mean, is he in heref'
"No, sir. He's In debt. Atlanta Con-
stitution.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23
Twas Always Thus in laaul.

Mark Anthony-Julius, what was the
most exciting incident in your famous
Gallo warsy
Julius C@sar-The time l caused a
cabinet crisis by failing to provide new
sensation during an entire day.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23

She wanted No One sided Affair.
If marriage is lottery,
Said Cholly TO Miss Wise,
And you consent to marry me,
I'm sure to draw a prize.
What, marry your That can not be-
Replied the charming elf;
Because I'm anxious, don't you see,
To draw prize myself.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23
Their Superiority.

At The dog show:
He-You remember the saying, The
more I see of men the better like dogs!
She-Yes dogs are SO different; they
improve on acquaintance, you know.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23
when Your Eye Strikes This Stop
and Read 1t.

The famous hot springs of Arkansas
world renowned for their health qualities
and as health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa
cific railway. Sufferers of "la grippe" in
fluenza, asthma and. kindred diseases can
obtain relief by visit to this famous
sanitarium.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23
Holiday Excursion Rates.

Round trip tickets will be sold to all
points in New Mexico, within 200 miles
Of Santa Fe at the rate of one lowest
first class fare. Dates of sale December
%, "a, 25, 80 and 81, 1898, and January l,
1894. Limited for return on January, 3,
1894. Continuous passage in each direc-
ton. H. j. LuTz,
G. T. NICHOLSON, Agent.
q. P. & T. A.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23
sen,per Idein.

Bemper Idems
The four children had been naughty
again and for the dozenth time the mother
called them up for reproof.
''YOu've been very naughty she said,
taking off her slipper; "all Of you, and ]
shall have to punish you. Now, where
shall begini"
I'm the same old place, guess" said
one OF them, laying himself across he,
knee. Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
The Beautiful Nj aid.

The Beautiful Maid.
Peaches and cream, they can not com
pare
With my lady's charming complexion.
Her lovely brown eyes, 30 sparklingly
bright,
Are truly a glimpse of perfection
Cherries are dull when placed near her
lips;
Pink seashells are quite like her ears.
The rose of her cheek is never rubbed
of
By the weather or tempests of tears
The curves of her mouth are glorious
divine;
Her hair-well, it trails on the floor.
You can find this sweet maid at most
any hour
In the hair-dresser's window next
door.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23
Where the Voice is Overworked.

Where the Voice IL OverwOrked.
Physician-Your throat is in bad con
. dition, my dear young lady, but think /
need impose only one deprivation upon
you.
Miss Smelsy-What is it, doctor?
Physician-I must absolutely forbid
you to attend performances Of the opera
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23
The l,nursa of True Love.

The course of true love never runs
smooth, sighed the romantic young lady
That's only a silly aphorism, laughed
the married woman. It often does.
think differently. 1t may run smooth
ly enough during courtship, but there's
sure to be hitch at the wedding.
The Candid Man.
Unfollowed to his grave he goes,
Der his departure few are sad;
This was the candid man who chose
To tell his friends what faults they
had
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23
Self Praise.

Self praise is no recommendation, but
there are times when one must permit
person to tell the truth about himself
When what he says is supported by the
testimony of others no reasonable man
will doubt his word. Now, to say that
Allcock's Porous Plasters are the only
genuine and reliable porous plasters made
Is not self praise in the slightest degree.
They have stood the test for over thirty
years, and in proof of their merits it is
only necessary to call attention to the
cures they have effected and to voluntary
testimonials of those who have used them.
Beware of limitations and do not be de-
ceived by Misrepresentation. Ask for
Allcock's, and let no solicitation or ex-
PLANTATION induce yon to accept substi-
tute,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23

Past the stage Of Piqufng Him.
Neddye-pm afraid Ethel's affection
for me is waning.
Thomas-What makes you think so?
Neddye-She doesn't pay attention to
other fellows now when I'm around.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23

Arrive Los Angeles 7:5O a. M. 6: 80 p. m
Leave Los Angeles at 700 a. m 5:15 p. m.
Arrive San Diego 1880 p. m. 900 p. m.
Leave San Diego at 2:10 p. M. 2:10 p. m.
Arrive San Francisco 9:15 a. m. Leave at
$3.50 p. M.
CONNECTIONS.
ALBUQUERQUE-A., T. & 8. F. Railway
for all points east and south.
ASH FORK-Santa Fe, Prescott & Phoenix
railway for Fort Whipple and Prescott
and connection with stage lines for points
in Central Arizona.
SELIGMAN-P. & A. Railway for Prescott.
BLAKE-Nev Southern Railway for
Purdy and connection with stage lines for
mining districts north.
BARSTOW- Southern California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other Cali.
fornia points.
MOJAVE-Southern Pacific Company for
San Francisco, Sacramento and other
Northern California points.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars
No change is made by sleeping car passen-
gers between San Francisco and Kansas
City, or San Diego and Los Angeles and
Chicago.
The Atlantic & Pacific Railroad, the
great middle route across the American con-
tinent, in connection with the railways of
the Santa Fe route" Liberal management;
superior facilities; picturesque scenery;
excellent accommodations.
The Grand Canon Of the Colorado
the most sublime of natures work on earth,
indescribable, can easily be reached via
Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs on this
road. To the natural bridge Of Arizona and
Montezuma's well you can journey most di-
rectly by this line. Observe the ancient In
dian civilization Of Laguna or Acoma, "the
City of the Sky" Visit the petrified forest
near Garlic. See and marvel at the freak
of Canon Diablo. Take hunting trip in
the magnificent pine forests of the San
Francisco mountains. Find interest in the
ruins of the prehistoric
Cave and Cliff DweIIers.
View the longest cantilever bridge in Amer
lea across the Colorado river.
+. R. Gabel, General Supt.
w. A. BIssRLL. Gen. Pass. Agt
II. s. VAN SLYcK,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque N. N.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23
shoWs;

She gigglss, wears montrous hat, and
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23

Goes out 10 Doc ! man a. each acts clos,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-23
The Grand Canon of the Colorado
Cave and Cliff DweIlers.

View the longest cantilever bridge in Amer
lea across the Colorado river.
+. R. Gabel, General Supt
w. A. BIssELL. Gen. Pass. Agt
II. s. VAN SLYcK,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, N. N.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-04-26
A Surprise ON Jake.

A South CardAna mountaineer was walk
ing up and down the depot platform at
Greenville, while a woman about 25 years
of age, who appeared to be some relation to
him, sat on a baggage truck crying.
finally got around to ask what the trouble
was, and he replied:
'She uns feelin powerful bad about
Jake"
Jake is her husband, I SUPPOSED"
Exactly. We uns bin up t o co'rt. The
jedge jest sent Jake to prison for five Vars.
/ never did h'ar of SIGH a shameful case in
all my BON daysr" :
why, he I'm shouldn't hev mo- thar gone
to Jail fur a month";" protested the woman.
"Of co'se not; that's what we uhs fggered
on-'bout a month"
What was Jake charged With"
why, skassly nuthin tall. All thar
was ag'in him, and | kin take yo' ND thar
to prove it, was that she un dun shot at a
deputy United States marshal who was
AFTER our stilli'
And jest fur that they uns gin he un five
y'ars!" added the woman as she broke down
and her tears fell afresh.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-04-26
Are You Going Ea t?

If SO, why not combine
speed and safety with
comfort? In travelling,
yonr convenience is well
looked after by the great
Rio Grande Western Rail
way. See that your tick
cts read via that road,
which offers choice of
three distinct routes and.
the most magnificent
railroad see merry in the
world. Send 25 cents to
J. FL. Bennett, Salt Lake
City, for copy of the beau
tiful illustrated book,
"Utah, a Peep Into the
Mountain Walled Treas
ury of the Gods"
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-04-26
Beatty's pianos and organs,

Hon. Daniel F. Beatty, the great Or
gan and Piano man of Washington, N. j.,
is buster than ever. In 1870 Mr.. Beatty
left home a p%enniless pillow boy, and by
his indomitable will he has worked his
way up SO as to sell SO far, nearly 100, 900
of Beatty's Pianos and Organs since 1870.
Nothing seems to dishearten him; obsta-
cles lay in his way that would have
wrecked an ordinary man forever; he
turns to an advertisement and comes out
of it brighter than ever. His instru-
ments are in Use everywhere. We are
informed that during the next ten years
he intends to sell 200, 900 more OF his
make. That means a business of $20,-
600, 900, If We average them at 800 each.
1t is already the largest business of the
kind in existence. Read his advertise
ments.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-04-26
CARL DuNoeR.
Jake's Little Bets and what They Amount
ed To.

Jake's Little Bets and Ia They Amount
ed To.
Sergeant, / like to shpoke nit you a few
times" said Mr.. Dunder as he entered the
station house presided oyer by the fat po-
Iiceman the other afternoon and stood be
fore the desk.
"Ah, it's you, chr Well, what is itf"
"You hat heard me shpeak of my son
Shake' He speaks English like some books
He vhas shust der same as an American
boy"
"Y-e-s," dryly replied h esergeant. "Whai
about JakeS" +
"Vhell, dis cholera peesness makes me
tremble all oafer. She comes in der spring
again, you knows Der paper says it may be
awful, und ] vhas ala der time upset. Shake
sees how | vhas. und he comes around und
says:
".Fadder, we must be awful careful
You vhas oldt und lame und nearsighted.
und dot cholera shumps right onto you II
he has a show. Gif me fife dollar, und !
Will kill off dose bacteria which Was walk.
ing around"
"Yes," replied the sergeant.
"Vhell, / gif him fife dollar, und in two
days dose bacteria vhas all gone. Idoan'
eaten find one under der tables. Shust
aboudt dot time Shake hat a new pair OF
patent leather shoes, but he says he wins
'em on how Cleveland vhas elected. Does
dot seem all right to you. s~ergeanti"
go on with the rest"
"Vhell, in a few days I get scared some
more aboudt dot cholera, und | ask Shake
II we vhas sure we vhas all right. He shakes
his headt und says:
"'Fadder. | vhas afraidt for you. Dose
bacteria vhas gone, but l shust met a mi
krobe in der hall. Gif me fife dollar, und ]
Will disinfect some MORE"
And you gave it,"
'sOf course II can save my life init
ife dollar, | like to do it, doan' II In two
days we can't find a microbc In der hall
nor up stairs nordown cellar. Shake makes
it 30 redhot dot all 20 avbay. ! ask him
where he got lot new hat, und he says he
haf n little bet on a shumping match und
win her. Does dot seem all right to you,
sergeanti"
Let's hear the rest"
4"yhell. in two or three days more ! hat a
pain In my stomach und my hair shtands
cop. | vhas going to send for some doc
tors, Il Shake says TO NEE Hold on, fad
der. | pellet you vhas all right up to date,
but we must look n leedle out. Dose chol-
era germs vhas around. Dey make sooch
a noise last night dot l couldn't shleep.
Mebbe one bites you, but you vhas all right
clean 'em oudt.'"
And you gave him another fiveS"
''Of course. | doan' die for fife dollar, do
n In two days you can't find u germ in my
house II you look In eafery room. notice
dot Elala l,,y a. aoarb Ia, b.A la ov-Intna
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-04-26
MAINTAINING HIS DIGNITY.


She Got No Check Until She Made Her Ar
Pearaince.
Aroung coiored boy brought m old truni
tied up with II rope down to the depot on I
wheelbarrow and dragged it along the plat
form to where | sat talking with the porte
and said:
MANS gwine ober to Greenyille an
wants dis trunked checked"
boy, who am yo's" demanded the porter
AZ he turned on the lad.
my fadder am Sam White"
''O-h-hi You am Sam Whites boys Isee
Yo'r mudder dun gwine ODER to G%reenville,
eht'
"Yes."
How long she gwine to stayf"
Dunno"
"'Who she gwine to seef"
Dunno"
''She got money to buy a tickets"
Dunno" ktr
Ibid she nab "a row wild yo'r fadderS
Didn't h'ar no row."
'Gwine to separate from him and git i
divorce, mebbel T'ze been lookin fur dat.
Whar she git dat trunk"
Dunno"
what she got in it"
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-04-26

NO. 1our son JAKE mas played you Tor
s15."
Mr.. Dunder was. buried In reflection for
the next three or four minutes. Then he
rose up and said:
Sergeant, | pellet you vhas right. Be
fore come down here dis morning | vhas a
leedle suspicious. | can see all aboudt it
now. Shake vhas playing IN my feelings.
chr"
That's about the size of 1t, Mr.. Dunder."
"Vhell, now | go home und play on his
feelings too. | Will make belief | hat
some more pains, und Shake Will say to
me: 'Fadder, doan' be afraidt. Last night
| met a cholera germ by der back door, but
! belief he can be knocked oudt. If you
gif me fife dol"-
And whatS" asked the sergeant as Mr..
Dunder paused and flung his arms around.
"Vhell, Shall. goes over der tables und
under der tables, und his head bangs der
door, und he calls for fire und murder und
police, und before ! vhas lone nit him he
can't tell II microbe from dot city hall"
Il wouldn't be too severe with him. Mr..
Dunder."
"Oh, moi Not too severe, but shust &c
we're enough so dot for fife years to come he
Will haf bacteria, microbes. germs und dot
f~eefteen dollar SO mixed COP in his head dot
be can't pick 'em oudt. Goodby, sergeant.
| yhas der board of health going to disinfect
my son Shake und save his life from dot
spring outbreak of choleraf"
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-04-26


e reserved
I~adsworth's
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The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-04-26
An American Fnh1e.

A tramp who had once cheerfully agreed
to saw three sticks of wood in two in
consideration of his dinner Ind scarcely
buried the saw In the wood before he
stopped to complain to the owner of the
premises.
"Alasl but I trusted in your honesty and
did not inspect the saw, which certainly has
not been sharpened for many years. Thus
am | again made thevictim of deceit"
Not SO, my friend" calmly replied the
other. Had the saw'been in better order
you would simply have had to saw six
sticks instead of three"
r
Everything is all o. X. and right end up
II we only knew 1t, and of course after
breaking the saw and getting a crick in his
back the tramp got his dinner and left the
Job to be done by the mar who fed him.
f9 M, Quad.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-04-26
Nothing Left For Her.

Mother (at a bsll)-Are you enjoying
yourself, dear?
Daughter-No, I'm not.
what is the natter"
"Ive refused George six dances run
ring, and he doesn't seem miserable a
bit."-Yankee Blade.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-04-26

'@Yo' U MAKE Yo'sELF sKAss AROUND
YEREI"
Dunno. She dun told me to gitd check
fur it,"
boy, did yo'r mudder dun say yo' bring
dat trunk down to Nose Green and git q
checkl"
"Shedid."
did she say I was an ofishul of dis rail-
roadi"
mo, sab. Hurry up wild dat check"
boy, yo' dun make yo'self skass around
yere! In de fust place, yo'r mudder wants
to understan dat l fills a 'sponsible posi-
ehun or dis railroad an has got a dignity to
maintain. In de next place, no lady would
send an ole trunk down yere. an on a wheel
barrow at dat. In de third place. If l doan'
know what's in dat trunk, an 1t gifts lost,
an she sues us fur $4,000, how / cher gwine
to squar myself wild de bod Of directorss
Yo' jist go back home an tell her dat OWN
to de nervousness Of de unusual predica-
ment she won't git no check till she gifts
yere herself, an mebbe not den."
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-04-26
Not His.

why are you so silent today, Mr..
CorloY'
Il have been lost in thought"
"ln whose, pray:"-Fliegende Blatter.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-01
The Honestead strike DIseussed.


 2. s. Hollbrook, of Chicago, ha, published little brochure, called "The Lessons of the Homestead Troubles, in which he divests the issues of the strike of all passion and prejudice. In the work, MT Hollbrook lays down the following sound principles:
 1. Work is 8 blessing, not a curse. ?. The greatest philanthropist is he who furnishes employment to others.
 3. Aggregations of capital are beneficial to society, as they reduce the cost of production.
 4. Capital and labor are part ners, but capitalists and laborers are not.
 5. Labor must choose between the certainty of wages and the vi loss. --s 0-N ?. Having chosen wages as his ka.I, ,;n when wages are paid the ob- nsSeiohs Ot capital cease. except % --;r,ta S pertain to the domain of share | nTos9 ne Obligations of capital to snaIe pl9hts with labor arc no greater than those T are no share their surplus w;,S Vlhers to s. No man can sbo,u sle needy. for dictating to capital authority paid. 0' nave been g. Honesty, industry and th.,, are the basic elements of wea,,h 1nfiit
 10 The capitalists of n tna were the wage-earners of vs,tSy ay day, and the laborer of to-day TSeel- os- become the capitalist of to-morro~,'n1 T~n
 Finally-Man has an inhereni and inalienable right to labor, and his right must not be interfered 'ith by unions or st rikers.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-01
RaIIroasi Items.

Now that F. NJ. Murphy has re. turned from his trip east, it Ii hoped that our citizens will imme diately conclude the business of SC curing the right of way and depot grounds for the Santa Fe, Prescott &ssPhenix railroad. The citizens oi the town have pledged the company to secure these privileges for it, and 1t now only remains for them to make good their promises for the company to put a force of men at work grading in the city limits. The work north of town is approach ing completion so rapidly that it will be necessary to start work in Prescott soon to accommodate the force employed.
 Track laying will be commenced again next week, probably on Mon day, and by the time it is complet- ed up to Hughes camp, it is ex- Pected that the latter will have the work he is nowon completed, when track laying will be pushed until Prescott is reached. Grading in Chino valley, and at Point of Rocks is progressing satisfactorily, while Sub-Contractor o. Connor is push ing gork on his contract, and will complete his work before the track iayers catch up with him.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-01
cen.ump,Iop or PHI. in rranes.

The consumption of pills through. out the length and breadth of France is said to be enormous, and it was a happy thought of q certain success ful pillmaker to have recourse to ma chinery. He made handsome for tune and his descendants are no less prosperous. The hardness of the times has no effect upon the pill making industry.
 Folks will have their pet luxury at any sacrifice. and whilst ready to re trench in dress, housekeeping and other matters they never forgo their pill One middle class lady in deli. cate health used to spend annually thousand francs-say s2OO-for this luxury.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-02-01
No. z77. Application for a Patent.
n. S LAND 0fFICE.

G. S. LAND OLtAAEt
 Prescott Arizona janaary IT, 1888.
 Notice is hereby given that ". A. Clark, k. kahn snd H. J Nnr,burg. by a. J Allen. attof- ney, whose possolce afidirrss IS Jerome. laFapai county, Arizona Territory, has this day filed his application h3F patent for l35b near feet of the ttorencia mine or yein. oearing precioas met Ais. sth surface 0uszi 600 feei in width. situ- and Te Fritery of ArizOna and dc=isna. 5d by the neid notes and official plat file ip thss oice as lot number ...., s1ld lot numbef ,. being desoribsi As follows. to wit:
 Beginning at NE co sner of cl i'm where Is set s lime stone, sErrOundeci by mound of steues. stone marked No. l. i075 A. C. 5. mineral monu- uiaut No i z D. h<ars < 60 deg IA raifi " 5sfa4 e0Iner ef claim. whers ]. sef a basek granite stone, sufr0unded ts monument tfones, stoae marked q kd. z iu76 A. Thence f2 deg Ie min M i5ll { ite, io where is set a sl4e sione sur ruanded hy nsonunsEat of etoner. Slone marked q No. 2, l0,6A. Ihenee 5f deg e8 min E se0 snsnument of sioniS. stone marked T. No. ( lu9o A. Hlence \ l2 deg co min F 1878 feat to corner No. ]. lUi6 A, the place 0f b Inning. This claim k EifuatAd about uiie east of tne town of Jerome, and south of lss Nr creek
 Masnetic variation lt dFs nin E. containing lo.1f aeres
 The location Of ihis mine Is recorded in the re coruer's office of faFapai c~untr Af.kona lerri- tory, in book 2i. page s2 of mines
 He AtiJ0tning claimants arc 5. v. Hull.
 Any hun IrrsuuS claiming adversely any portion of sad tlorsnca uineo or suFface ground are required Iie tiseif afFcs se claims Wlth The IesisteF of the United ht.ltes zona. during the s.x,y dAss peries of Dnblcat.oa- iissreOf or they VIII ee harrpd by virtue Of the provisions Of abe slAtsIie.
 laIssis0 J. e. MARTIN. Resister