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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Important Announcement.
To Those Who Contemplate Trip to the
Worlds Fair.

Under its new summer schedule now IN
effect, the Burlington route is enabled to
offer increased facilities in train service
and fast time from Denver eastward.
Train No. 6, "the Chicago and st. Louis
Special" leaves Denver daily at 1886 a. NJ,
reaching Chicago at 4:lO and st. Louis at
300 p. M, the next afternoon, being only
one night on the road
Train No. 2, the popular evening
"Flyer," leaves Denver at 1910 p. M,
reaching Chicago at $500 and St. Louis at
1925 the second morning.
These trains consist of vestibuled Pull
man sleepers, chair cars and diners, serv-
ing all meals en- route, and making quick
er time by several hours than any other
road. For full information, tickets and
sleeping berths, call on local ticket
agents, or address G. w. Vallery, General
Agent, 1900 Larimer street, Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
A Tremendous SHAKING Up.

This is what every system afflicted with
chills and fever, bilious remlttent, or any
other form of malarial disease undergoes
periodically. Not only is malaria terrible
in itself-it is the breeder of an infnity
of bodily ailments. Specifics used for its
prevention and removal prove, in the
vast majority of cases, useless for every
other purpose than to mitigate the disease
and stave off its attacks. They are sure,
with the average treatment to return
after while. The sufferer may change his
location to healthier one, but the COM
paint, which is in hisj blood, is not thus
lightly got rid of, and returns after the
wonted interval. Organic affections of
the nerves, heart trouble, general debility
of the system are the offspring of ma
laria. Cure the original cause and avert
future physical injury with Hostetters
Stomach Bitters, efficacious also in liver
complaint, inactivity of the kidneys,
rheumatism and indigestion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

Mr.. Thomas Bate, editor of the Graph
ic, Texarkana, Arkansas, has found what
he believes to be the best remedy in ex-
istence for the fux. His experience is
we'll worth remembering. He says: "Last
summer had severe attackof fux. I
tried almost every known remedy, none
giving relief. Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhaa Remedy was rec
commended to me. purchased bottle
and received almost immediate relief.
continued to use the medicine and was en-
tirely cured. take pleasure in recon-
nending this medicine to any person suf-
ferinR from such disease, as IN my opin-
ion it is the best medicine in existence
25 and 80 cent bottles for sale by A. G.
Iraland ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
The Noble Art OF Self dc Tense Set
Forth by.an' AuthOrity.

Self defense instructive. Persons who
find themselves afflicted with heart dis
ease as manifested by its many symp-
toms, palpitation short breath, irregular
pulse, pain in side or shoulder, smother
ing, fainting or dropsy, ETC., naturally
desire defense against what may term
mate fatally. For the express purpose
no remedy has ever approached DR..
Miles New Heart Cure, sold by A. @. Ire
land jr., on guarantee. Mrs. 0. F. Per.
kins, of Northwood, Ia, says, DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure, saved her life. She suf-
fered from palpitation and heart would
frequently beat as high as 1876 minute.
Was not expected to live. Was mere
skeleton, no relief from physicians.
New Heart Cure cured her.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

The MAKERS of DR.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy say: "If we
can't cure your Catarrh, no
matter what your case is, we'll
pay you $500 in cash." Now
you can see what is said Of
other remedies, and decide
which is most likely to cure
you. Costs only so cents.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

The success of Mrs. Annie M. Beam, OF
McKeesport, Pennsylvania, in the treat
meut of diarrhna in her children will I'M
doubtedly be of interest to many mothers.
She says 81 spent several weeks in
Johnstown, Pa, after the great flood, on
account of my husband being employed
there. We had several children with us,
two of whom took the diarrhea very
badly. I got some of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy from
Rev. Mr.. Chapman. 1t cured both of
them. know of several other cases
where it was equally successful. think
it can not be excelled and cheerfully
recommend it," 25 and so cent bottles
for sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
A WOInan's Age,

How old am /? Oh, how can l say?
How know my age, will you tell me pray !?
The day was born forgot, you know,
1t seemed not SO important to me.
l may be old, oh, SO terribly old,
If I count by the sorrows my life has told;
Or very young, by the youthful glee
The sound of your footsteps awakes in me.
Will you measure time by the sorrows
endured,
Or the exquisite bliss your love has as
sured?
l mind not the years, be they many or few
only care what am to you.
Am I old or young, will you tell me dears
Not counting by day, or month, or year.
1t matters not what others may deem,
am just as old to you as I seem.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

Then they do their work SO easily
and so naturally that it lasts. They
absolutely and permanently cure
Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious
Attacks, Sick and Bilious Head
aches, and all arrangements of the
liver, stomach and bowels.
They don't shock and weaken the
system, like the huge, old-fashioned
pills. And they're more effective.
Ono little Pellet for a corrective or
laxative-three for a cathartic.
They're guaranteed to give salts
faction, or your money is returned.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Star Of the South.

Go to Velasco for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, where the soil
is natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years Is
degrees above zero. Warmest day 80 de
grees. Velasco offers the best invest
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, velasco Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
No Faith In Him.

Medicine Vender lat Mrs. Wayback's
door)-I am introducing DR.. Cureton's spe-
cifics for aches and diseases of every nature.
Only so cents bottle Try one, madame'
Mrs. Wayback-I don't hev no faith in
yer new tangled remedies. I've done buried
three men and 10 childers in my time, an
ther good ole YARDS air plenty good ernough
fer me.-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
KEY TO THE ABOVE.

First train leaves Santa Fe at Sis p. M,
connects with No. 3 west bound, returning
at 1925 p. m.
Second train leaves Santa Fe at 9:O5 p. M,
connects with No. 2 east bound and returns
at lao p. NJ.
Third train leaves Santa Fe at las p. n.,
connects with No. west bound, returning
at 1875 a. m.
Fourth train leaves Santa at Fe 7:40 am,
connects with No 4 east bound, returning
at 9:45 a. M.
Nos. and are the northern California
and Ell Paso trains.
Nos. and are the southern California
trains.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Where to stop in Chicago.

The perplexing question which is every
day asked by people who desire to go to
Chicago to attend the Worlds fair is,
"Where are we going to stay when we get
thore9" This is easily answered, and if
you will go to the ticket agent of the
Santa Fe, Mr.. w. M. Smith, he will tell
you.
Arrangements have been made for the
distribution by the Santa Fe company of
a pamphlet entitled "Homes for Visitors
to the Worlds Fair" This is reliable
pamphlet containing the rames and adj
dresses of. about 5000 families who will
furnish accommodations to visitors from
May to October 81, 1898. The pamphlet
also contains sectional maps which will
enable the intending visitor to select any
quarter of the city that he would prefer.
Correspondence can then be carried on
and definite arrangements made so that
when visitors arrive in Chicago they can
proceed at once to their quarters.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Four Different Standpoints.

'Literature," said the sad eyed. stoop
shouldered pilgrim with his baggy trousers,
lis an attractive and ennobling thing, but
considered as a business it doesn't pay"
'You have had some experience in that
line perhaps" observed the comfortable
looking party in the new spring overcoat.
YES" sighed the other.
Gas a publisher or as dealer in books?'
''Neither. AS q writer. have tasted the
joys of authorship. lam the father of a
successful novel, 1t went through eight or
ten editions, and papers llspoke well of it.
And what do you suppose made out of iii?
Seven hundred and fifty dollars. Three
months work, nine months waiting and
$750l It may have Melted the publisher more
than that, but that's all got out of it,"
The sad eyed pilgrim was silent, and the
other ventured to ask:
''Are you still writing novels?"
"Oh, yes. I've got one or two on hand,
but am in no hurry to publish them.
What's the use? There's more money in
running good grease tank, only don't
know how to run grease tank"
"You are engaged in literary work of
some kind, presumed"
Les, l WrlCe dill ocCdSloAdl newspaper
special, have had articles accepted by the
magazines which hope to see in print if l
live long enough, and l assist in keeping
the books during the busy season at one Of
the big book stores. Altogether manage
to make living for myself and family of
six children, but that's about ALL"
''My experience" said the man in the
spring overcoat, sis somewhat different
from yours, and am in the same line Of
business too. make about 5000 year
with my pen."
Writing books?"
Writing books' Great Scott, no! I do
these nice little newspaper stories hat turn
out to be puffs for patent medicines after
you've begun to get interested in them."-
Chicago Tribune
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Terrible Misfortune. Many suherinS
From it To-day.

The cry of misfortune is never heard
without responsive throb of sympathy
from those who hear it. Thousands who
have had la grippe, which left them with
that constant tired, worn-out feeling,
sleeplessness, dull headache, depression,
hysteria, etc, have often prayed tor rellef'
and are obtaining it from Or. Miles hes
torative Nervine. M. Lew Enyart, Macy,
Ind, says "Your Nervine has cured me
of prostration; it is just what your ad-
vertisement said it was" 1.-TWO bottles
of Nervine cured me of sick headache"
-Chas. WILDER Palmyra N. Y. Sold on
guarantee by A. G. Ireland. jr, Gall for
the Doctors book, "New and Startling
Facts" free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Ready Appreciation.

Guide-I have brought You to this
point, miss, in order that your first view
of the great Manufacturers building may
enable you to grasp in some measure its
stately, magnificent, yet simple grandeur.
Young Woman lin wheeled AFRO,
isn't it nice!--Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. The result is specific for sick
headache, biliousness and constipation.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Trouble About a Sign.


Inside Boots Blacked Outside" That
nearly caused riot. Scores of people gath
cred around it, and casual remarks were
made about lynching. The Italian became
alarmed and pulled in the sign. The next
day this appeared, Boots Outside Backed
Inside" There was rumbling sound heard
as of an earthquake in the throes of compo-
sition in the vicinity of that stand. 1t
swelled into roar that seemed as if it
were about to sweep everything before it,
when the italian ran for his life. When
next he appeared, he proudly pointed to his
new sign:
w On Rainy Days Outside
Boots Shined Inside.
That italian says that "this is one great
country for making the mon, but one dam
country for the crank" for the police made
him take that sign in.
The newest sign reads
within The Store. On Tempestuous
Days, Boots will Be Cleaned, Blackened
and Polished, by the Brush Manipulation,
without Extra Charge"
1t has been allowed to stand. 1t was
composed bya wandering Boston man.
Art in Advertising.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Worth Knowing.

That Allcock's Porous Plasters are the
highest result of medical science and skill,
and in ingredients and method have never
been equaled.
That they are the original and genuine
porous plasters, upon whose reputation
imitators trade.
That Allcock's Porous Plasters never
fail to perform their remedial work
quickly and effectually.
That this fact is attested by thousands
of voluntary and unimpeachable testi-
monials from grateful patients.
That for rheumatism, weak back, sci
attic, lung trouble, kidney disease, dys-
pepsia, malaria, and all local pains, they
are invaluable.
OThat when you buy Allcock's Porous
Plasters you absolutely obtain the best
plasters made.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
When Your Eye strikes This stop
and Read It.

The famous hot springs of Arkansas,
world renowned for their health qualities,
and as health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa
ciAc railway. Sufferers of "la grippe" in
fuenza, asthma and kindred diseases can
obtain relief by visit to this famous
sanitarium.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
A Fish Story, Truly.

Jones Observation-Disclosures back from
your fishing trip, Jamesbys Well pro-
coed with your fish stories.
Jamesby-All right. The fish were
very plentiful where I wis
Jones (more facetiously)-As usual.
Jamesby-I fished every day for three
weeks eight hours day and didn't catch
a fish, didn't geta bite, didn't get nibble
didn't see so much as minnow all the
time was there and
[Jones faints.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Human Nature.

Cumso-Wait minute, Fangle. want
to step into the dressmaker's and pay my
wife's bill.
Fangle-Why don't you give her the
money and let her go and pay itp
Cumso- She'd order another Dress -
Ouips,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
All Judges.

Mrs. Livermore- I think that a
nice chuck steak is more tender and much
juicier than sirloin.
Mr.. Feeder-Yes, I have known great
many people who preferred that cut to any
other.
Mrs. Livermore decidedly pleased)-And
they were good judges, suppose.
Mr. Feeder-Oh, yes, they all kept board
ing houses.-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

"You seem to be person of considerable
standing" said the man comfortably seat
ed in the crowded street car
THAT, sir" retorted the man clinging
with both hands to the strap, frowning
darkly, lis because I've got a pull."-Chi-
cago Tribune
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Evidence of gacksliding.

Do not trust him, said one Populist to
another. He is no longer one of us.
How do you know!
He has shaved off his whiskers.
Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

Doctor-Your case is serious. If you
don't want to break down, you must take
perfect rest.
Patient-But Pm an employee Of gov
eminent office
Doctor-Then try hard work for time
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

For lame back or pain in the side
or chest, try saturating a piece OF flannel
with Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bind
ing it onto the affected parts This
treatment will cure ony ordinary case in
one or two days. Pain Balm also cures
rheumatism. rs and so cent bottles for
sale by A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
WORLDS How to economize time

WORLDS How to economize time
FAIR. and money as to see
the Worlds fair to best advantage, is
question that may have puzzled you.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in ad.
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
just issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. 1t contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map of Chicago, and
other information of value to sight-seers.
G. L. NICHOLSON, G. p. Il L. A., A., L. & S.
Il. R. R., Topeka, Kas., SANTA FEE
and ask for free copy. ROUTE.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Woman's Judgment.

Mr. Perte-I can't see how 1t is that al
ways lose at the races, while you win.
Mrs. Perte- would win II you fol-
lowed my advice told you to bet on the
jockey with the pink jacket and old gold
sleeves.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
THE GETTING TT DOWN

is PAD n 0 u 3 q,
with the ordinary
pill. But the hav.
ing it down is
worse. And, after
all the disturbance,
there's only a little
temporary good.
From beginning
to end, DR.. Pierce'a
Pleasant Pellets
are better. They're
the smallest and
easiest to take -
tiny, sugaS- coated
granules that any
child il readv for
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Eifty-six Hours to New York via
The WabaRll.

Leave Denver, Pueblo and Colorado
Springs, Monday evening; arrive Kansas
City, Tuesday, s p. M; arrive Toledo
(Wabash Short Line), Wednesday, 4:3O p.
M; leave Toledo (Lake Shore Flyer,
Wednesday, p. M; arrive New York IN.
Y. OentraD, Thursday, II a. m.
Avoid the rush and crowd at Chicago.
@. M. HAMpsoN, Coml Agent,
1924 18th st., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
No HeirlOonls.

Mrs. Oldfam-That set Of china belonged
to me great-great- grandmothe
Caller-Did 1t, reallyP Why, have not
a single piece that belonged to my great
grandmother.
Mrs. OLDHAM (distantly)-Indeedl
Caller-No. We always kept servants,
you know.-New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

There is one grave error, think, in the
construction of the main building, said
Mr.. Socrates Saphead, of Boston, as he
gazes at the fair buildings. 1t has superb
entrances, but l can't see that it is pro-
vided with exits.-Judge.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

''Dear mei' cried mamma. "What is the
baby crying fort"
Hes mad at me, mamma" said Mollie
II was trying to make him smile with the
glove stretcher "-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

Friend-Does the new landlady at your
boarding house appear to be getting liv-
ing out Of it,
Boarder-Yes, she is, but we are not
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

Wool-After starving for twenty years,
old Potts conceived ans idea which result
ed in making his fortune.
Van Pelt-What was it?
Wool-Changed his sign over his shop
from Junk to Antiques.-T
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Miles, Nerve Il Liver pills.

MlicS' nerve ~ hhNei
Act ON new principle-regulatlng the
liver, stomach and bowels through Ihe
nerves: A new discovery. Dr. Mlles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad tase'
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm,
90 ualed for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, 80 doses 20 Cts sam
pies Free, at A. G. Ireland, 1r.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
An Honest AvOwal.

I'm going down to the beach to-day.
Hal hal Going down to have a look at
the fancy bathing suits?
Not exactly;a look at the ladies that
are in them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
APleasant Association.

She-That was such funny story you
told me yesterday about, Mr.. Griggs.
He--Do ysu thinbso?
She--Yes, indeed! After this, whenever
see donkey it will remind me of you
Judge.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
"A Fine Excuse.

Why do you 60 on those sprees?
Because 1 always feel religious when
Pm getting over one. tell you, it's
good thing to think Of your heaeafter
now and then.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

We could not improve the quality if
paid double the price. De Wits Witch
Hazel Salye is the best Salve that ex-
perienco can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

Our word describes it-"perfection."
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Salve,
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is we'll known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Where They Were At.

A Scottish clergyman heard contention
in house and asked, "Who Is the head
heres"
The man said. "Sit down little, we're
Just trying to settle that point. "-Tit-Bits
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

To prevent fevers, keep the liver active
and bowels regular with Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Poor Jawkins.

"Jawkins says he's mighty glad, on one
account, that the hoops are returning"
why, for goodness sakes"
"His wife will have something else to try
her dress skirts on now."-Vogue.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

The Sun Tanned and Freckeied sum-
mer Girl.
A paradox it may be said
1t is, though strictly true;
Whenever she finds she's very red,
She's likely to be blue.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

Mrs. Witherby-What are you wearing
your new hat for every day.
Witherby-I haven't any time to lose on
that hat, Miranda. In few days 1t will
be out Of style.-Clothier and Furnisher.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
That Explains 1t,

Doctor-What you need is more ex-
ercisc. What business do you follow?
Patent-I am brick-layer.
Humph! should think you would get
all the exercise you required, but your
symptoms indicate that you are of Sc
dentary disposition.
All, that explains it.-Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
An Authority.

Bessie-I am told that Flora Van Pelt is
the sweetest, prettiest, most graceful and
accomplished girl in the city.
Kitty-Who says SOP
Bessie-She does.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01

1t Happens Every Year.
Oh, glorious spring! Oh, balmy air!
Full soon we'll take with zest
Our last years summer underwear
Forth from the cedar chest.
Well place 1t on our backs. Whoopeel
And then from morn till night
Well frisk about In transient glee.
Because we feel 80 light.
But when the doctor comes next day,
And we are stepped in woe,
Our wives will shake their heads and say,
"There, now, l told you sol''
--Clothier and Furnisher.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-01
Deen Affection,

He-Do you really love me, Sieglinda?
She-What question! I like you lots
better than any of the other men I'm en-
gagged to.