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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07
German
Syrup

Regis Leblanc Jsa Ffencn Cana
dian Store keeper at Notre Dame dc
Stanbridge, Quebec, Can. who was
cured Of q severe attack ofCongest-
ion Of the Lungs by Boschee's Ger
man Syrup. He has sold many a
bottle Of German Syrup on his per
sonal recommendation. fyoudrop
him a line he'll give YOU the full
facts Of the case direct, as he did us,
and that Boschee,s German Syrup
brought him through nicely. It
always will. It is a good medicine
and thorough in its work. Q
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07
Realism,

Realism.
Little Ethel-Mamma, Mrs. Mex
doors children are playin' house IL
their yard. Mayn't we play house il
ours?
Mamma-Certainly.
Little Ethel-Thatll be just lovely
Then we can quarrel over the bach
fence, just like real neighbors.
Getting II Down Fine.
Friend-Why don't you marry?
Goodfello-Can't.
You have Il fine houseP
Yes.
And a good incomeP
Yes.
Then what's the matter?
i My housekeeper and her Iervants
have formed a union, and if I marry
outside of their union, they'll strike.
Great Statesman-You were in rathe,
u sad condition when you left the ban.
quet the other night.
Reporter-Yes, I drank more than
was good for me.
Great Statesman-So I noticed. And
it showed in your report Of my speech.
1t was terribly mixed up. Didn't the
editor raise II row about it2
Reporter-No, he didn't blame me
any. He thought you were drunk.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07
Nothing to Fear.

Friend-That handsome stranger is
very attentive to Miss Van Rittenhouse.
Ii you are not careful he will cut you
out.
Man of Fashion-No danger. His
name and hers wouldn't look well with
u hyphen.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07
lacked courage.

Dominican, how much better IL
would be if we could only have the
courage of our convictions.
Deacon Observation-Disclosures It
though? l could "a made a clean thous
and on Cleveland.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07

PUT TO, FLIGHT
all tho peculiar troubles that beset a wo-
man. The only guaranteed remedy for them
is DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. For
women suffering from any chronic female
or weakness; for women who are
recting to become mothers, and for mothers
who arc nursing and exhausted; at the
change from girlhood to womanhood: and
later, at the critical "change of life It
is a medicine that safely and certainly builds
strengthens, regulates, and cures.
If it doesn't, if 1t even fails to benefit or
cure, you have your money back.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07

lola has gone into seclusion for sew
eral months to work on ''Doctcur Pas
CAL" his new novel, which is to com
plete the Rougon-Macquart series. The
novelist's method of composition is in
teresting. He begins with his scheme
well arranged, and sticks to it steadily.
There is no sudden enthusiasm about
his work. no change of plans, no alter
ation. His manuscript is very clean,
showing no crasures and no writing
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07
sounss. Corporations.

soullsss Corporations.
Rural Child don't believe the canal
companies cares much for children.
Mother-Why not?
Rural Child-In the summer they put
the water in, 30 we'll get drowned, and
in the winter they lev the water out, so
we can't skate"
Well Satisfied.
Bliffers-Buncom is a self-made man.
isn't he?
Wiffers-Yes. What made you thinl
80?
Bliffers-He seems to be so well sa
tistied with the job.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07
Not a Betting Man.

Upton-So you made money on the
election? did not know you were .
betting man.
Downton with dignity never bet,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07

Rad taste and unpleasant breath, when
resulting from Catarr:h, are overcome, and
the nasal passages which have been closed for
years are made free by the use of Ely. Cream
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07

The hcalthicst spot in the world seema
to be q little hamlet in France named
Aumone. There are only forty inhabi.
tants, twcnty-three of whom are 80 years
old and one is over 100.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07

Tho postmaster-general OF Norway
has order d that after January ], 1895.
the bi. ycle shall be used by all country
postmrn TOR the delivery Of mails where
the roads will permit.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07
A Queer Happening,

Willings-As l came down street with
Billings today, we met a nurse with his
baby in n perambulator. The young
ster is quite pretty.
Dillings-Billings' baby? He hasn't
any. What made you think it was his?
Willings-Why, when he stepped off
into the street to let them go h.. he
didn't say a word about thinking there
ought to be n law to keep baby ear
riages off the sidewalks.
Reward OF Merit.
Papa-Where did you get that dol
lar?
Little son-That's the one you gave
me on my birthday.
Papa-My! My! And you have spent
it yet? Here's another dollar.
Little Son-Thank YOU. I hope
mamma won't borrow this one like she
did the other. She just paid it back.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07

~upton-um! How could you make
money them
Downton-I held q big pile Of stakes,
put the money into stocks, and the
stocks went up.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07
. Mothers Story

When my boy was ah years of age, a fall
brought on hin disense. which gradually groM
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-01-07

Sc, which gradually grow
worse until, when he
was 8 he could NOT
walk, and we had him
treated 0 months at the
Children's Hospital in
Boston. But when he
c u In home he was
worse, and the doctors
Said nothing could be
SdOne. began giving
him Hoods S~arsaparilla
pa"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1893-09-23

John Whitman, the man who lifts 600
pounds, pushed freight car weighing
$4,000 pounds along switch on North
street, near Madison. in the presence Of
about 900 people. He got between the
car he was to push and another. the
brakes OF which were down Seating
himself upon the second cur, he placed
his feet against the forward car, and.
after taking a deep breath. gave it one
mighty push with them The car
euivered and then werr~ forward several
i5;.t He did this several times, brt
owing to the Cur being on a grade he
could not move II very far. car
weighing 2S,G00 pounds he moved with
ease. Mr.. Dunn, the yardmaster, said
the cars moved would take the efforts Of
at least eight ordinary men.
In the afternoon Whitman gave an ex.
hibitiun of his strength at the GYM
nasium at the central police station. He
handled hundred pound dumbbell ne
II II weighed five pounds Captain Far.
nan and one of his officers then got on
Whitmans back, who stopped over. and
with his teeth picked mp two dnmbbells
'iSh NoEsAuci, WtiBuihb iVu pouHur, anu
at the same time lifted hundred pound
bell In each hand The bells aud men
ON his back in all weighed 600 pounds.
Whitman also lifted 200 pounds by his
teeth. Laying out Fat ON the floor, he
strapped fifty pound bell 10 his foot.
aud then raised it up slowly, stopping at
intervals. Ono OF the most remarkable
feats he did was to tie IA twenty pound
bell on the end Of strap, the other end
of which he held in his teeth. He then
swung the bell around. and when he got
it high in air he jerked il back with his
teeth. Whitman, the wonder. was ut one
time on the New York police force
Baltimore American
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1893-09-23
MAKING SHOPPING EASY.
Suggestions That win save Tims and
Add to the Life of the ssieswomsn.

Suggestions That win save Time and
Add To the Life of the ssIeswomsn.
Would toe philAnthropists have al oppor.
tunity In the busy shopping season to ex.
ercise practical philanthropy by showing
Kindness and forb-arauce To those who are
Obliged 10 wait on them. There are many
ways OF reducing shopping TO science
which would benefit the shopper as we'll ~
the saleswoman. especially at those count.
ers which are sure TO he crowded at holi
day time. Yes, have note book. IL is the
only easy way TO 20 shopping Write the
list OF articles needed in the left hand side
of the page. leaving the right for the price
of each, To be jOtted down as sosu AS pur,
chased.
often pity the girls nj the glove count
err, who are called on many times TO do
much needless Ii ting or stonping from the
unintentional unkindness OF the customer
She Is undeciscd about every detail OF the
intended purchnse--whether she wants
glace or undressed, buttoned or mousque.
taire. she will look At the undrcssetl. III
you please" and then, after having almost
decided 10 take a certain pair. into which
the saieswaman has already begun To
sprinkle the powder, she would like to
look ut some Others. Decide before leav
ing home jn-t what glove II needed and
write u down, that there may be no hesi
fancy
1t is well TO have gloves fitted, but IL you
are in the hablt OF buying good ones this
Is not always necessary. especially " you
possess well iiied glove box, with the
same kind OF a stretcher and spriuk Ter
used Ia the stores. After you have had
one pair fitted which suit you exactly,
make n note In your memorandum book Of
the make. size aud lettering Next time
you've only the shade 20 pick out II the
gloves are TO match "A suit, take piece Of
the goods with you; IL they are for general
wear, decide beforehand whether you pre-
fer tan or slate and write that down also
These we'll thought out decisions iu
black and white, right before Your eyes,
will save you aud others many minutes OF
valuable time. For your own convenience,
cross out the articles selected. placing the
price opposite Beware of bargain conn-
ters' IL often happens one is tempted into
buying something not needel aud un.
thought OF, and where the stipend is linn
tied thi- might be at the sacrifice of some
much desired article, You can still fur
ther expedite matters by having several
slips of paper with name and address writ
ten out plainly, handing them TO the one
taking the order rather than waiting, ~
often happens, to spell out the last nnit.s,
Don't ask 10 see this or that new fancy
article, with no intention of buying, but
just, as a woman whispered, ito see how 10
make Others like them" Carry smiling
face and a pleasant word, which will ae
complish more than arrogant manners and
sharp tones in obtaining the attention an,l
service OF those behind the counters. who
are often able to give valuable suggestions
when appealed to in the right way. Brook.
lyn Eagle.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1893-09-23

Concerning certain feminine exactions. a
New York correspondent writes: Women
are very generous TO each other 10 the
horse cars or at the elevated station--in
TACT, In their insisting on paying each
Others fare they often make uuisances Of
themselves. In an ice cream saloon, or at
restaurant taking luncheon. or even In
their little shopping for each other. they
want no pay. they want 10 bear all the ex
pense for their friends, and at such times
are very. very generous. But did one ever
know women in general 10 be liberal when
II comes 20 making callsi
"Ah. mol Il Is pay back then, every
time. How close an account is kept How
little allowance Is made for a busy woman,
or a woman In Ill health, or for any woman
who has any great excuse for being
unable TO keep her calling account
straightl Pay back Pay what thou
owestr Is ever the cry. LiberalitY in this
direction Is not to be thought OF"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1893-09-23
Generous "Drnmmors." {"

Tho Commercial Travellers association
Of New England has determined 10 erect
n monument for itself. This association
is composed of 5000 of the smartest and
most wide awake men of the land They
are as rule men of intelligence and
good standing, or they could not retain
the positions which they hold and com
mand the high salaries which they re-
ceive. The association has decided TO
erect an industrial and educational
building at Good Will Homes and dedi-
cate it to the work Of saving boys This
is, as all will admit. most praiseworthy
enterprise and one Elat will commend
itself to all classes.
The homes now shelter nearly fifty
boys, who need a workroom aud n
schoolroom badly. Many Of the lads
there have mechanical tastes which
should receive encouragement and train
ing. The farm work is not adapted TO
all, but with the new building and tools
and machinery which will be added to
it the homes will have taken a long
stride toward the successful accomplish
ment Of its ain.-Fairfeld Me Enter.
prise
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1893-09-23
Something Abon, tho star..

When the telescope was turned to
the fixed stars, il was. found that
many OF the larger stars had COM
panions. The groups We're classified
as double stars and were carefully
studied.
Double stars may be accounted for
in two ways. Either they are optic
ally double, one star being SO nearly
behind tho other that the two stars
seen IN the telescope produce, as is
ofttimes tho case, the effect of a dou-
bic star, or the stars are close togeth-
er and physically connected.
Sir William Herschel investigated
the subject for many years and
found tangible proof of tho mutually
eireling motion of many of the dou-
bic stars or binary systems. He an
nounced in 1902 that they arc phys
ically related to each other, revolving
round n common center of gravity,
aud proving that the law of attrac-
tions hold sway in these remote orba.
Observers have since pursued tho
ttudy with marvellous results. More
than 10000 double stars have been
catalogued. Youths COMPANION.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1893-09-23

An unusual number OF large sharks
was reported during September in Long
Island aud Fishers Island sounds. To
these the name Of man eater Is generally
applied. As a matter Of fact. however.
the true man eating shark tCarcharodon
carchariasl is rarely seen on our coast.
This species grows to a length Of TWEEN
ty-tive feet and to the weight of one ton,
being surpassed in size only by the hask-
ing shark. 1t Is relative Of the enor-
nous shark whose teeth occur fossil in
the phosphate beds Of South. Carolina.
Any shark measuring nine or ten feet in
length is liable to be called man eater,
and not without warrant, for all Of them
will attack man with slight proyocation
or when suffering from hunger. Forest
and Stream
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1893-09-23
PromI.euon. KI..,np .f cb,,ar,o,

81 suppose | was very abrupt and per
haps disagreeable." said mother OF two
or three pretty children, hut assure you
could not help it. There Is nothing that
occurs to me when | am out with children
which annoys me more than To have stran
gers literally pounce upon the babies and
cover their faces with kisses. OF course
would not have common sense II ! didn't
know that they are extra pretty children.
have heard II ever since they were born,
aud certaiuiy ought 20 have learned IL by
this time, II iidn't know IL any other
way | should very soon do so from the
marked attention they always receive in
public. but | will not allow this promis
cuous kissing
The woman who annoyed me was a
middle aged person with the most atrocious
set OF teeth, or rather the remains OF them.
that | ever saw. Her breath was almost
intolerable even at the distance | stood
from her, and ! noticed that the baby
turned his face away In disgust OF course
hated TO tell her that never permitted
strangers to kiss the children All the
same. did aud am not sorry. - Exchange.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1893-09-23
,ndlan. who Ride In Fine Carriages.

Ahaians VINO AtaS IN ftno Carriages.
The Sioux nation is rapidly becoming
q nation OF aristocrats. During the past
few weeks many fine new carriages have
crossed over here 10 the Sioux reserva-
tion. and all OF them belonged to MEM
bers Of the Sioux nation who came here
at different times and purchased them,
paying for the same in good hard cash.
Carriage dealers are now, in conse-
qnence, doing rushing business with
the Indians, and the demand for the
finest and most expensive carriages is in
treasing. all the prominent and wealth.
Ter Indians appearing determined not TO
be outdone by any other member or
members of the tribe.
The purchase by one Indian OF an ele-
CANT carriage is sure TO arouse the jeal-
ousy Of some other Indian. and then
some rustliug Is done. Cattle or any
thing that will net them the money
needed Is hurried to the nearest market
and disposed of, and with the money
thus obtained the fortunate Indian will
hurry 10 a wagon and carriage dealer
and purchase the finest carriage that can
be procured.
The Lower Brule and Crow Creek Iu-
dians are already the possessors of many
fine turnouts, and should they keep on
as they are now doing every Indian will
soon travel about in carriage OF his
own. II the carriage manufacturers
would paint their carriages "a gaudier
color it would result in largely increased
sales, on the frontier at least. but at the
rate the Indians are purchasing 1t is
quite probable that they are satisfied
with the plain colors. South Dakota
Cor. Minneapolis Journal
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1893-09-23
A snak. stol. tl,o Errs.

Mr.. II. e. Fitzgerald. who resides Eve
miles southwest Of Holden, tells as a
good one ON an egg stealing blaeksnake
that has been operating around his
chicken house. Mr.. Fitzgerald Furnished
one Of his hen nests with finely polished
nest egg. which Is neither a novel nor
uncommon thing Cor chicken raisers to
do. On the second day the nest egg dis
appeared. and its whereabouts were not
discovered until last Sunday. On that
day the son of Mr. Fitzgerald killed a
large blacksnake, which he discovered 10
be unusually large where a snakes
stomach Is supposed to be. The inqusi-
tiveness Of young Fitzgerald led him to
hold an autopsy on the body Of his snake
ship, and 10, the long lost egg was found
10 be the cause Of the unnatural enlarge
nent. The nest egg had remained in
the voraeious NAV OF the snake for siI
weeks.-Holden tMo) Herald
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1893-09-23
A New King OF the Gyp.Ies.

A king OF the gypsies of the Americas
has been born. II was ont in the woods
OF Newton, in tent, Saturday after
noon, that he was ushered into the world,
and thus may Massachusetts claim tina
distinction Of being the birthplace Of
him who will be christened King John
OF the gypsies. and proclaimed through
out all gypsyEnd as successor of King
Henry. late ruler over the Romany tribes
OF the United States, Canada and the
South American states.
The royal yOungstcr -- nc weighed
eleven pounds--is the son Of Tryphena,
thirty fourth queen OF the Zut tribe OF
Roman umchiels, and of GYPSY Sam,
whose surname is Bucsland. They were
made one in merric England fourteea
years ago. The mother IL "a granddaugh-
ter Of Charlotte who was the twenty.
seventh queen Of the Zut tribe Of the
Basque and Astnrias provinces in Spain.
Tho youthful king Is the fifth child ~
the couple, and his titles comes to him
through his being the first son born OF
Queen Tryphena, after the death OF
King Henry, which occurred in Birming.
ham, England. in November, 1890. or
the other children, Lena, twelve years
Of age, has for godfather Sir John
Sheridan McCloud. Of England; Phoebe.
born in Providence eight years ago,
claims ex.Goyernor SpraSue rs her god
father: the late DIR. Knight, bishop Of
Milwaukee. was godfather Of Samuel, n
little tot of three years. and Katie. six
years old, has for n godmotheE Mrs. Err
nest Girard Of Middletown, Conn.-Bos-
ton Advertiser
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1893-09-23
sALTlNe OLD SALTS


Dhgrunticu S1amra Got Gentle Rebum
from President Grant.
II remember an incident" says
IN American official correspondent,
that clearly illustrates General
Grants character. When was In
the navy, some hundreds of sailors OF
the better class camo to me and
asked to have some rank given them.
They did not care about. an increaso
OF pay, they said, but they wanted
relative rank. could not do any
thing for them, but they came SOW
cral times and were rather inportu-
nate, and finally led delegation of
them over TO the White House and
let them present their petition to
President Grant in person.
They told him what they wanted
and argued for redress OF their
grievances plainly, but forcibly. At
last an old boatswain came to tho
front, and hitching up his trousers
and turning his quid said: Mr.. Pres
ident, can put this ere matter SOS
you can sec it plain. Newhere bo
a parent-in fact, father Ny son
is midshipman. He ortYaiilss me,
don't you observel That ain fright,
don't you seer
'Indeedr said Grant Who np-
pointed hImg
Tho secretary here, tho bo'sun
said, and encouraged by tho ques-
ton he went on: 1t amt right, don't
r-,,, ssn., th,t I sln,,11 L., ~. 49,.
Why, ef ! was to go onto his ship
the boy / brought up to obejenco
would boss his own fatherl jest
think of that An he has better
quarters n me an better grub, nice
furn 'turcan all that-sleeps in q nice
soft bed an all that. Seer
Yes, the president said, yes,
the world is full of inequalities. I
know of q case quite similar to
yours.
The old bo'sun gave another
hitch to his lower gear.
~ know of an old fellow said
General Grant, who is a postmaster
of little town in Kentucky. He lives
IN n plain way, in a small house.
He IS nice old man, but he isn't
much. in rank. His son outranls
him more than your son does you.
His son lives in Washington in tho
biggest house there, and he Is sur
rounded by the incest of furniture
and eats and drinks anything ho
takes q notion to- He could remove
his father from office in a minute il
he wanted TO, but he doesn't want
to. And the old man-that's Jesse
Grant, you know-doesnt seem to
care about the inequality in rank.
| suppose he is glad to see his boy
get along in the world
"The old bo'sun looked down at the
carpet and tried to bore hole in it
with his toe, and his comrades all
laughed ut him joyously and slapped
him ON the back and filed out in
great glee. 1t was the last / ever
heard Of the petition or the petition
ers Yankee Blade.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1893-09-23

The curious vagary Of disease was In.
atanced Ia the case Of young woman not
long recovered from an unusually severe
illness with typhoid fever. She Is an only
daughter, and has always greatly deplored
this fact. wishing many times for sister.
In her delinum. which was unremitting
for many days, the desired boon was grant
ed. A vivid personality, the longed for
sister, named aud identified, never left ber.
They lived together in her fancy coherent
life, sleeping. rising. eating, visiting to-
gcther, e. spending long hours OF In.
duStrious ls.5r over fancy work that de,
veloped suggestion, alteration and admira-
ton So real was this presence that the
sick girl iB her tediu eonvalescence OF
sane Weakness Frequently cried bitter tears
OF disappointment over the loss OF the
gentle, ,companionable sister whom she had
come to know and fondly loye.-Her Foint
Of View In New York Times.