Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-08-25
A TRIBUTE TO SHOVEL.
say" Writes Of His Characteristic
Aodssly aud BlOQusnCg
EB,erBes,rst Nous

ihfA Inspector ~ '''"''' '"' "i"' ~ j
a compliment TO his rcpusnaucs be- be- .
Ing de.lsuate scavongeI aud have .
often cogl,ateJ when in ore OF my /
scmi.uccasiongl reflective moUus
whether II atlas was a. entity would
it manifest any disgusH
with Tho privilege Of space IN your
valuable publication desire 20 defend
the scavcngcr from the ATTACKS Of "N'
aud although nothing he can say can
d,tract from the established reputation
OF the candidate Tor CUuugilmauic
hnuors.
1 experience extreme pleasure In
placing him properly in The minds OF
those OF his constituents who have not
been honoftd with his distinguished
familiarity. l know thet it h only
his bescuing mOdualy that has
reatrained him irOm replying IN "Nh
ir that trrae, succlnCt aud uAuuriatiug
LANGUAGE with which hi utatoricrl
repertoire ~ plrthOrlc, How often
nave W. sat Ia Fret wafu csucus or
precinct convention entriucol, enfap-
turcd, nypuOizsd by the uul.suiluslng
music ~ his eiuqucucc whom lu.usiuE
10 inCcpt az our ieii.Wtnwnemnu
Guilirlm1 Bees would remark, when
uocuuiug nomination Tor ward
committeeman.
His utturanccs have tho caieucy
anu rythmic incubation Uf o. bivnlvular
molusk. His gestures reminding ore
OF those VI the Similar attendant
VI the strolling street musicians. HE
upfiUd. having that tlu,ahpd proportion
~ .#" 81
vi LanuAu's sausage, Ills dicti0n a.
b, mmuttlcnl ~ bag uf hnmmyrs. Ny
ifltni the scavunger has bruu long
known, and although cannot say
tuuL 70 know h ma is 90 love him, |
| Will remark that his tilurs 60 Tighten
tho burdens Of his fulluwmgu, uHpuc.
lflly Jhoso that nre accessible 20 wau.
lflsinu1na VI disintGruo.gd tiund. hip
have been uumcrOuA.
Aud In me approaching canvass he
] can index these ifrtuneus without 10.
| CURING suspicion II cgot.Fm, Many 70
ptTs0n undecided hs t1 the proper
manner TO regain a aulubrUuH umUs-
/ phere tn anu around uIH hahlatiUu
| uRl sought his aid aud from hiu ieHuy
/ assistance has been enabled 90 Btluy
an luuoEious saiubriOuauu.H, although
experiencing void iu bis financial
atmosphere.
desire TO impress uuon tho minds
Of the generous constituents Of the
scavunger Tor whom / fnuil solicit
| their sutlfagCs, his well directed pnd
continued td0rts 90 maj tain nu
tz7uOic equilibrium 10 tuc air OF tue
| city. OF the STIR ht hes maIo In our
rear premists whcrd uis lights have
reflected on the night DO riius urie4
Hud tbs oriental ciyssbtEcmum lux.
irritating ~ tue vault aud Ces-poll,
thoir aroma lmlirssiug Iur seustv
| with the urftalt T. 10 hls uisiuterestui
excrtions 10 maintain n proper sanitary
condition stimulated by tue contem.
platiOn a excessive ptcuniary rcsulH.
"N" may ding hls hay seed A. my
distinguished candidate aud lac may
enyelop him IN hundred ami sixty
acres OF lucrfn, u viii not smother bite
cjmmendnblc ambition 10 become the
civic representative Of his constituents
Of the First precinct. "N" and hts
Co., vluus c0mpttri nay coLBpiru ~ dc.
feat the cnuncllmanic protoplasm'a as.
| pitgtions but no considerations OF
possible defeat will influence him, he
Ia eilVctuaily sanmaudefed. lie is
tho solved enigma Of a successful
failure, onliviDus Ui the enOrmOusae r.
OF his hillary capacity.
Tie frozen chunks u hope may lie al broken
And darn despair o'crsl1ua The brow OF c,,ry
For All @ni' iaii 10 chain his sou' 70 scene. OF
ANA hc'ii e. there on time when contracts AZ
let
PshaN! my muse Is disgusted ut the
theme, or my manner OF treating II.
"Nv may consider my vetdaucy a.
] emerald huui because | advocate the
/ claims oi my eminent fellow citizen
/ with tuch vim. | um July persuaded
Of his altntudinigus capacity Ia be
snydic Of tnis berg. And Therefore
shall not permit any inhu8pitAbie SUI.
irages from the First precinct 10 enter
| into the composition OF bis political
mOrtuaTy easements,
The scavenger explains the OK.
| lstence OF his pTttcnt Iull Rs ON
/ Ing to his assuming responsible.
ties resulting rom an act Of
| Providence which occurred In South
| America some yonrs ago. This cxnla.
nation In u remove the stain IN WN'-u
mind. l will also say that / have
| recommended % tho Hcayouger ns
| guile, the pepull Of some works on
! political economy nuu social ethiCs.
| such Won BuTstuublndrr DoCdrii-
2rIs, the Evolution NJ Garbage, The
Mysterious SCAyeuger ami the lntala.
ble Clew. A knowledge Of int-c
authorities will enable him o. wOrl. the
scAvengvf uckrt 10 its tull capacity,
anu 10 detect amy leakage OF pllieung
that may occur IN the department.
And that "N" might not oontue him.
self 10 rnti0us OF natures sweet res.0f.
er, resolving doubts as 10 this policy %.
he banner gentlemen Of the First
Precinct, / viii remark that 1 have
Questioned him cnicgUr.cally M TO the
policy he will pursue a. councilman,
anu although he declines 10 particular.
lee IL 1 am assured that Il VIII be-
hillary, tenacious and absorbent even
TO the eNhausting Of tie energies Of
these principle.
suggest 10 "N" that we defer
,urther di6cusi0n Ut the claims Of my
pr0teg6 ~ public prpirrmunt 10 pOliu.
cal rOstfum during the canvass. Not
that the blooming daisy manl.esls an
Meditation 10 wilt, but the agitation
the subject during the present colvlc
con ditiun Of the dir creates an udor
suggestive Of the occupation Of tue
subject, Y.
SAVINGS BANK.