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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1893-09-06
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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1893-09-06

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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-02-17

Balance due at settiement.-..--s "a ri
CrOCk ON FARM.
head horses, Is milk cows. head beef cattle.
1 Holstein bull IL shoats, Is chickens 5 turkeys.
EARM PRODUCTS.
80 tons hay. 225 bushels wheat, lI0 bushels rye,
g5 bushels bnck heat. o bushels oats, 500 bush
els corn, 600 bushels potatoes 276O head cabbage,
~ bushels barley.
L ILLED ON THE FARM.
600 pounds pork, 2,Ii5 pounds beef.
NIANUFACTURED Ar HOUSE.
Ions lard. 81 barrels soap. IS pillow SHIPS. 10
81 eets 50 wOmen's dresses, IL holsters, q wo-
mems skirts leather pillows. 50 towels S. mems
shirts 10 bed ticks 30 haps. 65 APRONS 40 chemise,
- pairs wOmen's hose. As pairs mems socks,
IS pairs mittens. bOnnets-
CARM IMPLEMENTS.
1 self binder l manure spreader, thresher and
separator. l hay tedder. wagon and necess AIRY
farm tools
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-02-17
REAL DOGS OF WAR.
Four-Footed Soldiers Enlisted IN
European Armies
They Are Trained to Perform Valuable
service - Employed As Dispatch
Bearers and In the Hospital
Corps-A Police Sergeant

The pages of history from the ear
lest times record with honorable men,
ton the services of dogs as auxiliaries
in war. They were utilized in the
Greek and Roman armies, and Corinth
is said to have been saved by fifty war
dogs. King Henry VIII employed
bloodhounds in France, and the Earl
of Sussex had no less than eight hun
dred of them in Elizabeth's army in Ire
land. St Malo, when it formed sep
arate republic, was guarded by three
hundred dogs Philip ", in 17O2, at
Mount Phillippi and at the fort of
Etoile, fed the dogs which were at the
gates and which remained uncared for
by the Austrians, and afterwards
turned them to useful account as auxil-
larry sentinels and for accompanying
the patrols In I77s the Turks were
greatly helped by dogs both at the
siege of DubitZa and at Gino Berdo
They used them as n Gordon to guard
their camps and later to track the un-
fortunate inhabitants of the countries
they were devastating. There is n fine
for killing a dog in Turkey, and il is
exacted as follows: The dead dog is
tied up by the tail with his fore
paws touching the ground, and the fine
consists of as much corn as Will cover
the dog in that position
During the siege of Sebastopol the
French on several occasions received
alarms of sorties through the watchful-
ness of n dog called Minette. The fame
of the French military dog Moustache
is renowned When encamped with
his regiment before Alexandria, the
first night he was the means of detect
ing Il surprise; he fought at Marengo
and saved the standard of his regiment
at Austerlitz, for which service he was
decorated on the battlefield by Marshal
Lannes- lie captured an Austrian SER
geant, and brought two pri-
Yates as prisoners into camp. He
served also in the Spanish cam
paign and was the means of de-
tecting several ambushes. At dress
parades he invariably appeared ut the
head of the regiment, conducting him
self with soldierly dignity lie bore
on his body many honorable scars of
hot encoanters, and was finally killed
by n bullet directly after the siege of
Badajoz-
Gen Skobeleff, in Asia Minor, had a
corps of dogs instructed as sentries,
and they are now used in the artillery
and other branches of the service. The
Germans began experimenting with
dogs in 1855, instructIng them on out
twenty dogs of all sizes stationed with
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-02-17
Not All IMAGINATION.

The most remarkable manifestation
of the great religious movement which
swept over this country just before the
war of lel2, was the physical and nerv-
Gus disorder known as ''the jerks" The
jerks took their name from the fact that
the arms and legs would be thrown
about apparently by force beyond
control of the individual. The disorder
was epidemic in Tennessee. A slave
owner, a man of great wealth and
prominence, and irreligious, called his
slaves together one Sunday morning,
when a camp meeting was in progress
near by, and announced his DELHI
crate intention of horse whipping any
one of their number who took the jerks.
at is all imagination" he said, ''and /
will whip any one of you that takes it
within an inch of his life" He went
To camp meeting. and while conversing
with friend in the outskirts of the
ground, was told that one of his negroes
had the jerks. Selling his horsewhip.
he hastcned toward the spot, and,
when half way, was himself seized by
the Jerks
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-02-17
Root-Bound Stones.

The Falkland islands produce no
trees, but they do produce wood in a
very remarkable shape. You will see.
scattered here and there, singular
blocks of what looks like weather
beaten, mossy gray stones of various
size. But If You attempt to roll over
one of these rounded bowlders you will
find yourself unable to accomplish it.
In fact the stone is tied down to the
ground-tied down by the roots, or, in
other words, it is not a stone, bnt a
block of living wood.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-02-17
NUMBER I
a REFRAIN.

Where barefoot once / careless ran,
/ wander now alone.
And look across tho treasured fields
That stranger hands have sown:
But from my heart rise thoughts OF one,
As strcams unbidden fiow.
Until / sing a sad refrain,
Il loved her long ago"
What are the golden fields 20 me,
That stranger hands shall reap
Their beauty stirs my heart until
Pain wakes from feycred sleep;
And as / homcward turn again.
With weary steps and slow,
! sadly sing Il love her as
Iloyed her long ago."
p. Macarthur. in n. f Magazine.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-02-17
RECEIPTS & EXPENDITURES
Cambria County. Pa.
FOR
1892.

CHARLES j. MAYER, ESQ, Treasurer,
in account with Cambria County, Pa.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-02-17
SUNSET.

SUNSET.
After a day OF tempest,
A battle OF wind and rain,
Just when the gloom was thickest,
The sun shone forth again
Lit with a blaze OF glory
The track of the seething waves;
Fell like an angels blessing
on the desolate church-yard graves
Gave heart OF hope 10 the fisher
wearfly faring home.
frightened the brow OF the good wife
Watching till he should come.
And the words OF the Holy Scripture
Were borne TO my soul again
As thought Of the wonderful gladness
OF sunshine after rain.
And thought that ever the Master
As once in Galilee,
Is ready TO calm the tumult
OF storm on land'or sea
And yet when the gloom is thickest,
And the day is almost done,
He sends US cheer and courage
In the CLEAN OF the setting sun
-Harper's Bazar.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-02-17

Insurance Company. Oriental, of Hart
iord on Poor House bnilding -----.. $50 10
SSsuorIa MutnA contents OF harn.--.. loo 90
Germanta, of St Parl. hospital and nx-
tures - 1000 90
German, OF Pittsburg, hospital and nx-
M lures rss::,----.:..---.--..-... 1850 90
San Fire, of London-..-...-.....--.. 49,.
SO $50 90
Given under our hands at Poor and House of
Employment OF Cambria COUNTY pa this 2,th
day OF January, A. ID. 1898
GEO A kINKEADl
JOSEPH HIPS, tAuditors
VIC. BERRY
Ehenshurg. Pa. Pa, Feb g. lss3
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-02-17
A SSETTS.

G iyen under Our hands AT the Commissioners
Office 1T Ebensburg, Pa, this 3lst day of Janu-
arr, A. ID. ls!cj.
GRO. A kINKEAD,
JOSEF II HIPPS.
W,C. BERRY,
Auditors.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1893-02-17
IXoNERATIoNs To CCoNsTABLEs.

! e.. Mouse A llegheny twp 23O-
j j. RhOdy AshVie bor. -. - 81
John ID lantzy. Barr twp -. 81 80
Simon Adams, BlacklIck twp -. S. 80
&. ID. Ryan. Cearield twp - ~ u
1. j. Weakland, Carroll TWP. 56 l6
q. T.. Little, Chest Springs bor.... s7
Jos Long. Croyl twp. ..---...... 81 Is
d. - - 'Hara, w ilmore bor......--.. L. 60
dp a. 81
Jacob A. Warner. Chest twp...- al a.
Dennis Brown, Dean twp--..-..-.-...- so ~
r.. W. Humphreys, Ebensburg w Il 10
Evan ID, Evans EbensbuTg r.. w. a
Joseph ltel. Portage twp..-........-.-...- 90 50
AnSelm Weakland. Elder Twp. 6I ~
r A. Sweeny, Lilly bor ................... - ~
A. B. MOrtze, GalIitzin TWP. la 81
+. p Miller Hastings bor........... So -
Philip ritch, Washington twp. l57 %
Robert T.. ONein, Munster twp - ~
samuel Huey. Tuhnelhill bor -. 30 ~
Adam Esch. white twp ..............- lOY 81
Charles r.. TIoNell, Read TWP. 251 81
| l.. }. BeTere, Susqueh anna tw p-...-.- 235 SO
W. h. Bursnett, Summerhli twp lI9 81
l. J. Harris, Johnstoxn 4 ward lU6 IS
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28
Iowa's Wonderful Ice Cave.

One of the greateat curiosities in
the Mississippi Valley is a natural
ice cave which is located in the
bluffs of the Iowa River within
less than mile of Decorah, the
county-seat of Winnesheik coun-
ty. This unique curiosity is indeed
a natural icehouse-a cavern in
which great icicles may be found at
any season of the year, being espec-
tally fine in summer, particularly
when the weather is hot and dry
outside. The bluff in which the
cave is located is between 200 and
400 feet in height, it being neces-
sary to climb about IS feet up the
side to the cave. The entrance is
fissure about 10 feet In width and
between Is and 20 feet in height,
from which a constant current of
cold air issues. Thirty feet from
the mouth of the cave the passage
turns to the left and wards,
toward the river bed The slope
is gradual, however, and the walls
and roof are within easy reach all
the while. After you have reach
ed a spot 100 feet from the opening
you entered, it is noticed that the
walls and roof are covered with
frost. Twenty feet farther thin
coating of ice is noticed, which in
creases in thickness as you go into
the bluff.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28
How Gold was Found in a Grave.

Gold was discovered in Califor-
MIA in 1648 and in Colorado in 1858.
The discovery was accidental in
both cases, and the fact created the
impression that mines were "lying
around loose" Adventures drifted
about in hope of stumbling upon
a mine" Mr.. Thayer, in his MAR
vels of the New Vest mentions
several instances of lucky "stum-
bling"
Three men, while looking for
gold i'll California, discovered the
dead body of man who evidently
had been prospecting Poor
fellow" said one of the trio. "He
has passed in his checks"
Lets give him a decent BURIAL"
said another. Some wife or moth
er will be glad if she ever knows
it,"
They began to dig grave.
Thee feet below the surface they
discovered signs Of gold. The
stranger was buried in another
place, and where they had located
a grave they opened a gold mine.
An adventurer who had drifted
into Leadville awoke one morning
without food or money. lie went
out and shot deer, which, in its
dying agonies licked up the dirt and
disclosed signs of gold. The poor
man staked out "claim" and OPEN
ed one of the most profitable mines
ever worked in Leadville.
Dead Man Claim" the name Civ
en- to another rich mine in Louis
vile. was discovered by broken
down miner while digging a grave.
A miner died when there were
several feet Of snow on the ground,
His comrades laid his body in
snow bank and hired man for 500
to dig a grave. The gravedigger,
after three days absence, was found
digging a mine instead of a grave. !
While excavating he had struck
gold. Forgetting the corpse and
his bargain he thought only of the
fact that he had struck it rich"
But these "stumblings" are ex-
ceptions to the rule that mines are
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28
An Honest Customer.

A man who had an infrmity as
well as an appetite for fish was
anxious to keep up his character
for honesty. While making bill
with his merchant and when the
latter's back was turned, the
"honest" buyer slipped a Goldfish
under his coat. But the garment
was too short.
Now" said the customer, anxious
to improve all opportunities to call
attention to his virtues, Mr..
Merchant, / have traded with you
a great deal and have paid you
honestly, havn't II"
"Oh, yes" answered the mer-
chant.
"Well," said the customer, III be-
lieve that honesty is the best pol
ICY
"That's SC" replied the mer-
chant; and the customer turned to
60. Hold on, friendr' the mer-
chant cried. Speaking of honesty,
| have a bit Of advice: When you
come to trade again, you had bet
ter wear longer coat or steal a
shorter fish,
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

Mother-"How do you like that
new little boy next door?"
Little Dick-"Oh, l like him
we'll enough, but don't like his
mother"
Why not?"
shes just as particular bout
him as you are bout me."-Good
News.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

One hundred and nine thousand
locomotives are at present running
OIL the earth. Europe has $4,000,
America 10000, Asia $500, Au-
stralia 1000 and Africa roo. In
Europe, Great Britain and Ireland
take premier position with 1900
engines. Germany has $1,000,
France 1000, Austria-Hungary,
the second largest continental
TthP country. has @ ! eaea lt9iI ! o01 SS5 R1sl
sia $500, Belgium 1000, Holland
and Spain 1000 each, Switzerland
900, and the remaining European
States $500.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28
For Over Fifty Years

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over fifty years by millions Of
mothers for their children while teethlng,
with perfect success. 1t soothes the child,
softens the gums. allays all pain, cures
wind collie, aud is the best remedy for
Diarrhoea. 1t will relieve the poor little
sufferer Immediately. Sold by Druggista
In every part OF tho world. twenty-five
cents a bottle. Be sure and ask for MRS.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and take no
other kind. 1851
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28
WHOLE NO. 1142.

rent to my heart--l had missed
him.
There he lay, crouched upon the
ground; no sign of life except in
the upturned ears that quiyered
slowly, and the terrible fire of his
eyes fastened upon me. was quite
near him; | counted the chances of
being able to reach the elevation,
and spurred my horse closer to him
to take a surer aim.
Suddenly with a frightful roar
the lion sprang up, made bound
forward; my horse leaped back, and
darted off with the speed of the
wind.
But fast AS he flew, the infuriated
beast followed still faster. But,
forward in the saddle, with my
spurs buried in my horses tanks,
| looked back. On dashed the lion,
making two bounds to one of my
faithful steed--a frightful chase, a
repetition of which no man could
desire.
Could | turn in the saddle and
fire while my horse was galloping
at such fearful pace? Doubtful
as was the chance-I must say it
"A few more of those terrible leaps,
and the creature would be upon me.
To take aim was impossible. |
was crouching forward OH the
horses neck upon my left side; my
right hand held the rifle above my
head in a last wild instinct of self
preservation.
Another sullen roar-a still Wild
er leap-and the lion passed, one
paw striking my shoulder with such
force that | nearly fell to the
ground. But, as he sprang, my
horse bounded to the left, with a
force which sent our pursuer rolling
over upon the ground. Before he
could rise, | had reached the hill,
managed to dismount, and fired with
an aim which it seemed to me must
have been directed by some good
angel.
broke the left paw of the brute
just at the joint.
He darted aside and made for the
thicket, roaring till the very air
shook, and even my trained and
courageous horse trembled in every
limb, though through all his fright,
he obeyed my slightest word or
signal.
At that moment, the rest of the
party rode up; they had followed
me, and the sound of my rifle had
warned them of my adventure.
| could not think of danger now;
the hunter instinct was at its height.
could only remember that my
prey might escape. The men sur
rounded the thichet. rode widely
over the stampled bushes, across
which he had taken flight. | saw
him again covering for another
spring, while he yelled with rage
and pain. | had snatched gun
from somebody's hand. | fired once
more, and a deeper groan told with
what success. Again the trusty
bullet Missed out; the gigantic ami
NAL rolled over upon his back; there
was last roar, fierce struggle,
then he lay quite still.
When we came to examine the
carcass we found that it was an old
lion, very fat and enormous in size.
great yellow claws worn, broken
and r..,sced to four upon the for
ward paw. - a
As we rode back o.Ghp, an" ,d
received the congratulatIo% 80.
praise of my companions, | felt no
thrill of exultation-nothing but a
deep sense of thankfulness at hav-
ing escaped that horrible peril.
Even to this day, when | look at
the glossy skin which lies in my
library, and which my children re-
gard with such pride, ] only wonder
at the daring spirit which could
have made me brave such hardships
and dangers in that far-off land.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28
Jas. Boss
Filled
Watch Cases

are all gold as FAR as you can see. They look
like solid cases, wear like solid cases, and
are solid cases for all practical purposes--yet
only cost about half as much as an out
and-out solid gold case. Warranted to
wear for 20 years; many in constant use
forthirty years. Better than ever since they
are now fitted, at no extra cost, with the great
bow (ring) which cannot be pNAlti or faoisfed
Ell the oase-the
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

Hicks--"Look at Gaddings! He
has sat listening to Miss Pedal
FOUNDER play that piano for over an
hour. | thought you told mo that
Gaddings wasn't fond of music"
Wicks-"He isn't. But he's Just
daft on athletics. Boston Tran
script.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

found by painstaking, intelligent
prospectors. They spent weari-
some months in exploring noun
tains and gulches. They are
mineralogists, geologists, and above
all, practical explorers, who can
tell from ''twist" in the grain of
the rock or from the color of "
spar seam whether paying gold"
can be mined in the region.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

For the cure of Piles is always painful,
often dangerous and useless, and invari-
ably expensive; on the other hand there Is
a new, certain cure, perfectly painless.
gives instant relief and permanent cure
aud costs but a triHe. 1t is the Pyramid
Pile Cure. II Is more certain cure than
q surgical operation, without any Of tho
intense pain, expense and danger of an
operation. Any druggist win get il for
you.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28
II js Strange

That people suffering from Piles will
endure them for years or submit TO dan
gcrous, painful, cruel and expensive
surgical operations, when all the time
there is a painless, certain, lasting cure.
which gives instant relief and costs but a
trifle. II Is called the Pyramid Pile Cure
and can be found at all drug stores. Any
druggist will get It for you II you ask
him.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

"Did he marry the girl who
could paint things on crockery
ware?" mo; he married one who
could cook things to put into crock
erv ware.-New York Press.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

Now, he's what ! call an all
round athelete," said Crimsonbeak
when he discovered young Sprinter
with his arms about his daughter.
-Yonkers Statesman.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

Jack-"I'd give your chaperon 50
to look the other way for mo-
ment." Jess-"How dare you sug-
gest such thing; quarter is all
she expects"-New York Herald.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

The theory that man descended
from the monkey doesn't seem so
ridiculous after you have seen the
scorchers in hot bicycle race
Boston Globe,
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

New Yorker-"You don't have
any rapid transit where you live,
suppose ?" Kansas-"Don't, hey
Well, stranger, you'd orter see
some of our cyclones!'-New York
Herald.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

Her Chief Concern She
Jack, that man is staring at me
dreadfully.' He--"Shall | go over
and thrash him?" She-"No; but
do tell ne if ! look all right. "
BROOKLYN Life.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

There goes man who made {.
success of marrying for money,
"You don't say so." "fes. |
know | gave him S25 for marrying
nv wife and me" w ashington
Star.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

Bailiff (to rural justice Your
honor, there's a man in court has
got bill for SO agin' you" JUS
tice--"Good. Ill fine him SIS for
contempt o. court. See that he re-
ceipts the bill, an fetch me the
odd $5."-Atlanta Constitution.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

The modern landlord doesn't get
frightened when he sees the hand
writing on the wall. He just gets
mad. Buffalo Courier.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

Don't sit in draught. If you
do, the doctor will in all probability
be the one to cash it. Troy Press.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

IhiS PRECIOUS OINTMENT IS the
triumph Of Scientific Medicine.
Nothing has ever been produced to
equal or compare with it as CURATIVE
and HEALING APPLICATION. 1t has been
used 40 years and always affords relief
and always gives satisfaction.
Cures PILES or External
or Internal, Blind or Blceding-Itching and
Burning; Cracks or Fissures; Fistula in Ano;
Worms of the Rectum. The relief is immc-
diate-the cure certain.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

He" Now when we are married
! can amuse you.
She-"You do that now. =
Truth.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

He (passionately - love yor
above all others on earth. She
II never thought you would go back
on yourself like that. THE Club.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

Perspiration is now getting the
drop on us.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

Jess "Jack virtually told Maud
that she used powder" Bess --
wv hat did she say?" Jess-"Sim-
ply exploded" New York Herald.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28
COLLECTIONS

Promptly attended to, and remittances
made to all paEts of the country by drafts.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

Van Arndt -"And do you really
think you could support us in the
style to which we have been accus-
tomed?" Her father-"I really
think So" Van Arndt--"Then
you may become my father-in-law."
Kate Fields Washington.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

The Views of Veteran Chaper-
one-"Doesn't Mrs. Maxwell be-
lieve in co-education Of the sexes?"
"Coeddcation?- | should say not!
Why, she believes that a girl ought
to be raised so carefully that when
she sees a man she will say, what
is that, mammal Brooklyn Life.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

Mr.. Binks-"Our neighbor,
Minks, was shot at by a burglar and
the bullet lodged in his pocket
book" Mrs. Binks-"What ofit?'
Mr.. Binks-" Nothing, only / was
thinking his wife must be very ec-
onomical. A bullet would 60 right
through mine" New York Week
1v
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-06-28

He know that you love me-
dearest" She ."Then fcan- neyel
marry you" He--"Why not?'
She--"Because ] have sworn never
to marry a man who knows more
than ] dow-Truth.