The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-09-07

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sbsel nasla iac'a ,sale iEs matter a
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"A Ifille siti 10 church after The COT
tulalsaa plate las beef passed. c5mplsc
srtIJ SUD .gtitly uid lpsid i0f four
nanms so th', rstt'
- Some ote h.I .,Eed Where flies SO
il ~istgt1 We daat suos, bat &c ~ish
Ihsy soaid 20 there summer.
A shoemaker advised customer,
~htu be oompl,iosi u b.s new boots be.
ias itsht. po1 70 pat them on uulil be had
vofa ID, IL Tor day or two,
--Nepouslic Privileges Egbcn Where
are yo1 working pos' Cbolly Gwesi
hssrsps In not Sobkip. I'm employ
Ell 10 the iathsbs bsuk
-MsuAsa-Hbyd don't little Eva come
~ C-sl. reu, stand. waite sd she
ls mali a little speech to the company,
ibsnilug It Tor The IltassltS way j. h,
remembered b,r siIty second birthday.
p lease give me lev pennies TO buy
something 70 cat Witb, ssld The beggsr
TO cat WIN E!sculs,ed the Bostotisn
Nusts the trouble wirh your MOUTH
How did you fiji into the cigarette
hAbitf Wss on the root Of house one
day and tell u the ground | don't under
stand. Il Knocked RE seDstles.
Guard FHuleio,g get 10 quick please,
The train Is last golug to start. Young
Lady -But van, to give my sister = kiss.
Guard - What wsnt 10 give sister kss.
Guard - Get 10, get inl I'll see to tba'.
At sfestautsut gentleman called fer
one autographed error. We don't serve
sm tlt, said The waiter, Then Why do you
have them 90 The hill Of fsre2 aked the
patron.
Charlie Lamb. spprosohing house
,Aw notice painted 90 board Beware
the dog. Not seeiLg any dog IN the leigh
bothood, be wrote the words underneath
Ware be The dog.
Visitor 10 the C.tskiIls-I suppose It
is very healthy ont here in these mouu
tsins7 Farmer-- Ysss, it's tie healthlesl
place in the bull country. 1t don't take
no tim, for p,rton to get 10 be hum
dred years oid.l
Weary Watkins ! doa't went no
more slecp sRaln for year. Wandering
Whlyuu -Wol's eaun you2 Weary Watt
kin'- step Iast pight and dreamed | was
wofkin
-Eiltors Son Asked papa when The
millennium Was comm, and il Mars was I'M
habited, and If It vas going 10 rain next
Fourth Of July an be saii be didn't know.
! don't see how be ever got to be an edi
tor.
Cautions Customer (aho hsd heard OF
the high prices charged il retail drug
storcs) - How much do You charge for ten
cents worth Of tooth posder7 Drug clerk
For the bsst quality. IS cents,
We'll said an uptown Mrs Psrtingtou
Mira Rich has lutt got back after siI
months 10 The inferior Of Europe. She
said they managed 10 travel very we'll with
al lnterruptef,
He (hotly) All want to know is
" hether you t,ke me TOR as great fool IS
III the other men sho court you or not $50
she Probably not as great as all OF them
bu, quite as great as any one Of them.
job pny. ssid bis tesoher, IL your faith
Fl can do piece Of work 10 days and
'onr Uncle George can do i, 10 days,
boa Ions would 1t take both OF them 10 do
~ They d never get II done, said Johnny
They Ell, dosn and till fish stories.
Proud Young Woman-Nol / would
OF msrry you ifyou were the las, man in
he world. Fond Youth (rei soted but not
,tushedl You caubet your sweet life you
wouldn't Id have too good .n sssor,.
neDt to select from,
~ You got ont Of this Kitchen or I'll call
ny husband, screamed the bard faced VOL ,
nan. You aint SO, no husband retorted
Hungry HIsgius. II sech lookin womsn
Is you bad a husband bed be in here do, v
ng the eookin. o
Says The Rev DR. Cuyler; There need =
be sharp sto'y told OF ..tingy mil.
oaAIre in Ses York Who was solicited 10
t3wArd re.ripg s,,.tae 10 WA,h p
aston. Tie riser refused with the Ell,
ase, keep Washington Lp,ys IN ny
cart We'll replied the Indignant, ,olici. 7
OF. l don believe the father Of bic coupi
y ever got 10 such auslt place !,
lat y
Among the many anecdotes relating -
) be late Rev Thomas Hill y p. is ote -,
id by hIuselt Dr. Hi and HE wife d