Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1893-11-05

His fayorite walk between two hugo
evergreen hedges Is feet high has alse
been a ~favorlte walk OF mine while here.
IL he had not been snstched away be-
fore | came to England, Pope and |
would have bel jed each other. Ho was
strong In some ways. while | come out
better in others. Pope could have
shown ma how 30 get about London by
The mysterious railroads, while could
have corrected his essays for him.
The Duke Of Devonshire Is well OF
and leases the place at Chiswlck just Is
Mr.. Gould might have leased Irvington
to some one in New York. or as George
Washington might lease Mount Vernon
TO q Denver man, with use OF tomb and
right OF piscary.
II the duke had been there, be would
have doubtless sat the dog on me, but
the lessee, DR.. luke, told me to 90 any
where over the place, eat hothouse
grapes, pick orchards, climb the tree
plsnted by Queen Victoria, or do my
literary work where Pope did did his.
There are trees there planted by Garlo-
Adj and many other eminent peopIa
! living and dead. The tree planted BY
her most gracious majesty does not
seem TO thrive, and / feel almost posi-
| tive that she did not mulch II properly
when she first sat IL out,
got TO talking with Clarence quite
freely the other evening, for do not
want time TO hang heavily on mis- hands.
| There was no good theatrical perform
ance that | folt like takiag him 20 see,
80 we chatted the evening away, Cler-
ence and /. II Is pretty hard for an
American gent 10 entertain a valet, not
being accustomed 20 It. / never nad
one before, so II comes rather awkward.
He thinks I ought TO have my boots
freed every night. | told him 70 tree
them II be thought best, but that he
would have TO knock them of the
branches ia the morning, for / would
not 20 up after them, so he puts a sort
OF dofunny Inside my shoes at night 70
I'LL them up and keep them 10 place and
saws II is better than TO keep them on At
night for that purpose.
have lodgings now just Of Piccadil-
", as / said, having made the change
two days age. MY former landlady was
An ameteur in that line. She sent me
M an egg that was intended for parlia-
mept. II was a good egg for q riot. but
not for eating purposes. II looked on
the outside rather tottering. IL looked
as an egg might that had been laid I'M
| der the ToNer and forgotten for . few
sluggish centuries, II popped Ike q
rife when / tapped IL with my knife.
and II the window hadn't been open /
should have asphyXiated. What q ter
/ rible DEATH IL must be TO cork up a room
tightly, make ones will and then turn
on an egg like that-an egg that had
Teen left 70 Itself ever since the SaIons
came here. an retrospective egg laid by
q morbid hen!
| spoke TO the lsndiady about IL.
'sThis egg" said /, turning away 10
avoid seeiag It's still features, ''should
not have been dlsinterred- VIII you
take IL back 20 the cemetery again and
see that the grave is resOdded al my eI-
p~euse?"
She thought l was sarcastic. THAT
IA a mistake" she said
yes" / made reply; at has that ali
about IT," !.
mo" she said; " Imean that the cook
has made 3 mistake aud sent you up
cooking egg"
sob, you use these eggs for cooking,
do you?h / asked, With well fe,gned A.