The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-10-25
ALI Sorts Of Paragraphs.
= An English corset firm made sss

= Much OF the trouble IN this world
happens because men take too much
time to make money and too little to-
enjoy it.
Little boy-"The preacher said
their is no marryin' in heaven.
Little girl-"Of course not. There a
wouldn't be enough men there to go
round"
There is such a thing as marrying
man and reforming him, but only
muscularly women who knows well how
to WELD club should undertake it,
says an exchange.
= Base Deceiver-"How could YOU
conscientiously tell Miss Elder thaS
she is the only woman you ever
loved ?" Tillinghast-"It is a fact
The others were all young girls. !" y
The thimble was first called th4 =
"thumb bell" because used on th :
thumb instead of upon the finger,
at present. ''Thimble, +" therefore,ia
obviously a contraction of sthemB
bell"
II bar Of steel costing 81 may be !
worked up into $3.50 worth of needles
made into knifeblaids it is worth
1926; made into balance springs for
watches the same bar would be worth s
$25O,ooo.
= Mrs. Portly Pompus THAT
does that young man do all the:even-
ings he spends with you in the kitch- )
en?" Bridget-"Sure, mum, ard what
did Mr.. Pompus do when hecalled on
you before you we're married 3
"I'm going tohaye a-biis5s
party next week, Mr.. Nicefellow
H.The members of your family always
celebrate their birthdays, I believe
eyes, all but sister. She's got soI
careless she's beginnin tolskip. hers:
-"H you want to be lucky never
raise your umbrella under a root q
said Mr.. Wiseacre to his friend. s 8
always raise mine over aroof, said
his friend. cover roof-eh ~
Certainly. The roof Of my mouth.
"A horse that fell down well on
the Bailey farm, in Polk County, Ores
recently was rescued ina novel NAM
ner. Straw was thrown down the
we'll, and the horse tramped it and
rose until he was able to climb out.
- Precise Maiden Aunt Trying to !
amuse Kate, who has come to spend
the day.: Oh, see pussy washing hsr
face. Infant with scorn) {: She 'snot-
washing her face, she's Washing her,
feet and wiping them on her face. S.
- The poor men who get rich are
those who save small sun, invest
and make hit and keep on repestings
the profitable performance. An old e
| writer, Ben Franklin, has said that
the road to wealth is as plain as the
road to market. as
= In Texas there is q rock which
presents in the mouniiht striking
resemblance to an immense Caste wfrh
many windows brilliantly lighted.
The effect is produced by the reflection
of the moons rays from the polished
surfaces Of quartz. &
= The pastor of a church in the
State Of Washington when boy stole
ride on the cowcatcher of q locomo-
tive on a eastern railroad. His con-s
science recently pricked him and he
has sent the company $3,45, the
amount Of the passage, with interest.
Efforts to domicate the quail have
been persisted in by many people, but
generally with Indifferent results.
Robert jenkins Of Richmond, Ind,
however, claims to have recently tanned
brood Of quail, live on his premises,
showing no Indication that they prefer
| the woods and fields.
- Very queer fish are caught in the
waters of Puget Sound. One kind is
called the candle fish. 1t is dried and
packed in boxes like candles. We are
told the fishermen use them to Light
their homes, and that at one time all |
the boats on the Sound used tb
instead of sperm oil lamps.
= In this country $500 women als !
practicing medicine, 275 reaching the 1
gospel, more than 6,vJ0 managing
postofices, and over 5000, 600. earning
| Independent incomes. Since 1880 the
patent Office has granted vesesa0
patents to women, and in NeSsfoft5
city 1900 women support their b,
bands.
Father: "See herel Why 4 G
you put things where you ftp I'm
The saw is gone, the nails are Sher
and I can't find the hamm{ Your
mother says you had them al. o-day. Y
Son: II left them right where I found
them" "You did, eh /? WheFe didasSod
find them ? Just tell methat. " q"
! in the back yard, where you had til
fixing box last week."
:" "What do you call that the
thing you rid up here on 2" asked til
farmer man of the y \ who had
stopped to get drink G. ,ater at the
we'll. cts , bicycle" "Seems to
| me-" said the old man, s'that I'd
| druther have wheelbarrer. Wheel
barrers something you can sit down
in and rest wheny u get tired pushin'
the thing" -7
| = The United States as nation is
increasing in wealth faster than any
other country on earth. Its wealth is
evident in many ways, not the least of Z
which is it's comparatively small debt. :
The interest-bearing debt of the
United States is $500, 600, coo; of
England, $4,000, 900, 600; Of France,
s6, 600, 900, 600; the United States q
the richest of them all.
-"I tell you, sir, no woman can b
fully trusted exclaimed cynica
man to friend. "Why, just look Z
poor Snifson. Didn't he love th
wife of his? Didn't he consider bl
an angel ? Didn't he fairly worshil
her? Didn't he think nothing was toe
good for her ? And how has she re-
Quilted him p Glow ?" asked Sthe
other. 'Gone and had twins-thesc
hard times.
A recent writer asks whether
ants talk, and relates that he saw
droves of small black ants moving
apparently to new quarters. Every
time they met they put their, heads
together as though they were chat.
ting. To investigate the matterh