The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1893-03-26
cHrmn1r AND 4 spoRrf sosroS BOZ:
1rssy Get Into Trspsis on the Bevery ese
Miss rsnnte Heers OF H.

Th&E H+0N IutD IEU1nt- su -
Miss Fannie Heers ore
"sav. N I ever gets old 'nough q know wots
good fer me. I'll 90 inter de freak shows as de
mug wot discovered Harlem. I allus upsets
dc arowler Jess when It's full. an OATS why 1
Amt stuck on msselt See?
"Eyerytipp M & our house was runnin'
slick as or ambulance. an tings was comm my
way 40 fast 1 comes near breakin' me mock or
dodgin' ON. OATS good 'nough fer q mug like
me. amt tn Sure.
well. lemme tell ye. was out In dc barn
teachin' de coachman's kid dat new song. Are
yuse on2 Dis Is de chorus:
Daddy won't buy me de Bowrey,
Daddy won't buy me do Bowreyi
II bought me Central Park.
But it $ no good after dark.
An I'd RAIDER he'd bought me de Bowrey.
Say. l was Jess tellin' i'm I'd give I'm one
more chanst { sing It right err I'd lump i'm.
when In comes is wiskers wild or mug wot
comes from Boston { visit US. Say, l was on
e dat mug when q was T. our house before. an
l puts i'm UP fer a sporty boy. Seer
well. he comes out dere e look at er hoss
wot Is wiskers got fer Miss Fannie Z try fer a
saddle boss: cause . knows a boss. DAT Bos-
ton mug. when o sees one. l fetcheI dc boss
OUTER de stall. an was holdin' i'm while dey
was pipin' i'm Of. All OF or suddirt dat B"s-
ton mug says T. is wiskers. g says. Don't
yu.e know any sluRGln' match on fer
t'nightT says e.
SAY. lis wiskers looks like e was rarlyZcd.
an / seen i'm wink ut do mug. an tin me OF
like q was tellin' i'm fer t hold Is mout In
front or me. seSP Say. dat mug was or sport.
sure. fer o let on @ didn't tumble Z wot { ell
lis wiskc rs was aivin' i'm. an . says. givin'
me do wink on de dead quiet. e says. Dis
innocent gent from Boston could in,l or little
SCRAP on dc quiet, e. snys. like dat: SeeY
bes'on.! I Xin't T Ssy si.atf 's snS. S"t mug nun! Is 'sG no
ihrmer. Il . does live er long way from de
Der is wiskera % kinder laughed. nm e
called i'm de wors name | ever hear'l IN me
He couldn't iSss vi on, but i w"C son r..
dat. Il wasn corker. sure.
Wild dat ia wisSers sent de conchman's kid
s sys {. "n ch.n ssat Dc s, 9sor; t en- {, g. sn ns , !, msi
SAYS. like dat. An II ynse are onto a hoXln'
,"nld, brin,s us der, widout Miss fannis k9swc
II, ~ Pats yot hG sayH, H. ssSs JIl,y,nI ms;
T !Eanp; .p ! says shi De R fS%e g II Social sH@ 6a.i"% sn
i. an could Kit ySse in dsre fer a PUNK
e""fr knowei dc tickets was only TWENTY-FIVE
ben de Boston mug e says. sober. as me.
30 after dinner snys e. an q coughs un or
liver. Dnts straight: err clean. green liver. rs
'"WciL. ! taio ,em where T. meet mo at @
o'clock. an | mndn ct sneak down t. de Bow
rev t fx tipss wid me friend d. .sskesr; vet
hnsrleafs. When iole de b]arkecI dat do
swell gents was E"in' T. meet me in is place
Well. ut 81 O'clock dey. comes chasin' up t
de- door N E; hack. ~: bully see! who'd ye
Miss IFsnnie's ii""lly! sure, Mr.: Burton. . saws,
when dey chnses in de place. snys q. Good
:Gos1 cy M : faS 81. 2,.ia. says s as ge bat v as f Ia:
cause wastryin' t string d. crowd deere. an
make ,,em tink d. swells wasn't no swells. but
lers. er mugs like dat. See. Say. dat's whore
.ley was farmers: De crowd dere WAS dnnd on
i,oseiea,.. boy a" ali i've on de Bowrey. Eut me
friend. de harkeer. = gives dc gang one look.
an, when e lone dat den nev Gn%%ed der or
Wei. De go.,on mug e rst everybody T.
Pen ne irisnt: De barker. ,irs u: Do
back room. where dc s~crappin' was.
Say. yuse would die ter see do sporty boy
from B Boat q i1 Min M aG ,a game; r Mssn' 4! in DO 10
Dc first SCRAP: an e was near r%nnnin' de- show;
is eye On % door ~ Dc tims ws;l, dare was
tnlSeu.hIe IeuVtT WclHnLb Siue III eNCu
odder fer dc first purse, when is wiskers. all
OF oro er suaf Dr. ns nsnr fell oflen dc chair. An'o
- OATS wot dey wus. sure 'nough: de cops.
Dey comes in do front door an, de bnek door.
nm dere was or cop at de window. De gang
t ell. cause I vas tlnkfinn' .wot Miss Fannie
would say II she ever heard.
me- eP 2 na 'lf ds t t'as de sn s'FsF .Sd SSy se e9 w wai II tell sa
Iknowed DO cop wot was bossin' de raid.
hns / t esiisssd dee ss r wss j es ' e! lut t% %n' Went Vent
sssss u, B S'sests w IS sae' 10 '0'' A''"
well. dats i'm I says. noddin' E Miss
F%annie's feIly.
reef. sPo {, COP sa !SSk !as sSsr st En-, sfy'' s %Sts & he .a dsln'
bsn;i I . x,s e 9', ssss's sE d I: .lsS..: . !ss. !: Al
a., si i %en | siy KEY i'm de cold bluff SO straight
while / shases out via d. tree sWeils. pe hack
Sn ae oS Soa Miid "a Dc ds dri III !uHHP Pi d IT, w Sn, / III lu y as
club hoard 'em lsughin' inside. an when I
a 1eiiin. + Hps not az E s sSs1 r ,Hr e. 'sm w as T y hiss
Den is wIskers says T. me. .Chames.',e
Bays. luse 60 home an Keep yer mout shut
Yes. SIR I says. an hands back de wad t
E looks at It an der 81. me. an''e says.
null. I says.
When l tells 'em howl done 1t dey ali gives
back de, wad. an says. Chances. let dis be err
lesson t yuse. g says, an never lead no in
more. g says: an deg all chases In de club.
Say. wot de ye rink dere was in dat wad?
Ders was fifty plunks! OATS straight; fifty
de mex day 1 gives me friend de bark eep
twenty-five plunks. cause dat's wot de Judge
fined I'm. an was feelin' pretty good till
got home. an den; hully geel de Duchess she
jumped on me wild bote feet;
give 7 Misc Fannie by 'sr let dude wOt heard
at de club De dude meets Miss Fannie on
de street. an goes an. tells 'er dc whole fool
care. so dc dude couldn't have no laugh
on Mr.. Burton an Us wiskers. Amt she or
But when she gets home she near had err
an, den de Duchess she near had er At
cRuSe Miss Fannie enid IL WAS me Wnt WaA do