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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25
THE STEAMER CHAIR.

Through the concave green of the sea
the City of Paris plowed her undulant
way. On the deck promenade there we're
little clusters of steamer chairs. In one
grouping there was a vacant seat which
had not been occupied during the two
| days out, and concerning it there was
vague speculation.
| To its left, III position of semi-recline,
sat young woman who wore light
mourning. She also wore the prettiness
I of one who had been beautiful and one
who would be beautiful again when her
cloud of sorrow had passed. Her eyes
were litanies save when they rested on the
vacant chair.
At its right sat man who might have
attained any age albeit he looked youth
full. Yet he seemed mature; his constant
silence suggested that he had lost the
illusions of youth. For hours he would
sit, looking afar over the billowy sea as
if to follow the trend of vanishing hope
or to search the rise of a new one.
One day she handed him her field
glasses to sight distant ship, and when
he returned them she was first concious
that his eyes rested upon her. They
seemed to shed interest. They became
friends, and one evening when they were
| entirely alone she told him the story OF
the chair
1t had belonged to her now dead hus-
band, and he had been the European
buyer for a New York firm. Six times a
year going and coming they had made the
| journey during the twelvemonths of their
married life, then death had come. Why
did she travel with the chair? She was a
Swedenborgian, and she had taken it
with her so that when he came in the
spirit it should wait for him and be next
| to her.
He listened. In the after days he be-
came moro quiet and she more interested
At last one night she spoke of the incon-
venience OF talking to him as if across
another person, and he suggested that he
sit beyond at her left.
"No," she answered. "You can sit
here"
And as he saw her hand placed on the
long vacant chair he believed that for him
the fullness of time had come and the
heavens seemed enameled with stars.
Holman Wilson in Short Stories.
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Important Announcement.
To Those Who Contemplate Trip to the
Worlds Fair.

Under it's new summer schedule now in
effect, the Burlington route is enabled to
offer increased facilities in train service
and fast time from Denver eastward.
Train No. 6, "the Chicago and st. Louis
special" leaves Denver daily at 1886 a. M,
reaching Chicago at 4:10 and St. Louis at
800 p. M, the next afternoon, being only
one night on the road.
Train No. 2, the popular evening
"Flyer," leaves Denver at 1910 p. M,
reaching Chicago at 500 and st. Louis at
1925 the second morning.
These trains consist of vestibuled Pull
man sleepers, chair cars and diners, serv-
ing all meals en- route, and making quick
err time by several hours than any other
road. For full information, tickets and
sleeping berths, call on local ticketagents,
or address G. w. Vallery, General Agent,
100 lIarimer street, Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

Mr.. Thomas Bate editor of the Graph
ic, Texarkana, Arkansas, has found what
he believes to be the best remedy in ex-
istence for the fux. His experience is
we'll worth remembering. He says: "Last
summer I had a severe attackof fux. l
tried almest every known remedy, none
giving relief. Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhma Remedy was rec
commended to me. 1 purchased bottle
and received almost immediate relief. 1
continued to use the medicine and was en-
tirely cured. take pleasure in recon-
mending this medicine to any person suf-
fering from such disease, as In my opin-
ION it is the best medicine in existence
25 and SO cent bottles for sale by A. G..
Treland ir
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Get the News.

Every occupation in the country is
anxiously looking to the extra session of
congress for relief. Every citizen is di-
rectly and personally interested in every
measure to be discussed, and will want
the news promptly and fully. 1t is during
time like this, that the great advantage
of the "Twice-aWeek" st. Louis Republic
is conclusively demonstrated. Its readers
get all the news each Tuesday and Friday
Just twice as often and fully as it could
be had from any weekly paper-and yet it
costs no more than the weeklies-only 81
year. 1t will be indispensable during
the next few months. Send in your sub
scription at once. Extra copy free for
one year to the sender of club of four new
names with 81. Write for free sample
copies, and raise a club. Address the
Republic, st. Louis, Mo.
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Wanted Too Much,

The Office boy had enough nerve for two
Office boys, but he hadn't capacity enough
for half one. One day the head Of the
firm called him into the Office.
frank" he said firmly, we've con
cluded to dispense with your services as
Office boy"
eyes, sir" responded the boy, without
turning hair.
II might say" added the employer, that
dismiss you because you are totally in
capable of performing the duties of an office
boy. You neglect the office, let things &c
about as they please, are careless Of your
appearance and are generally what an office
boy should not be-"
Eyes, SIR"
However, if there is any other thing
you have in view I'll be glad to help you
all can"
''There is something think Pm fitted
for" ventured the youth.
what is it,"
"I'd like to be junior member of the firm
never was cut out for an Office boy any.
way. Do l get it2" and he waited long
enough to get the bounce direct.-Detroit
Free Press.
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A Cheerful Sound,

The bishop was no sailor. He thought
the capful of wind was an Atlantic storm
and worried the captain by asking him con-
stantly if there was any danger. The cap
tain led his lordship to the hatch over the
fo'cs'le. "You hear the crew disappearing"
be said. do you think those men would
use such oaths if there was any danger Of
their meeting deaths"
The sun set in an angry storm torn sky,
the wind rose higher yet, and the good
steamer pitched and rolled and groaned
and creaked
1t was midnight, and II portly figure crept
forward to the fo'cs'le hatch, the dim light
glimmered upon pair of silk clad calves
and an apron
THANK heaven" murmured the bishop,
"those men are still swearing. New York
Mercury.
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complaints !" and irregularities, peri
odical pains, displacements, internal
inflammation or liberation, bearing
down sensations and kindred all
ments, if it ever fails to benefit or
cure, you have your money back.
Anything "just as good" or as
sure to bring help, could be, and
would be, sold in Just that way.
This guaranteed medicine is an
invigorating, restorative tonic, es-
pecially adapted to wonian's needs
and perfectly harmless in any con-
dition of her system.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

YEAR. ANNUAL ERAN.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

our Kappa rahSItOfy experience
Is brief enough without our shortening it
by seeking medical aid, when we are
somewhat unwell, from sources where it
is only obtainable with great risk. Even
if the old doctrine were true that violent
disease require violent remedies, it does
not follow that drastic purgatives, mar
cotics, powerful "sedatives" of the nerv-
GUS system are advisable in cases where
slight disorders manifestly call for the
use of milder means of recovering, in
volving no subsequent danger, but equal
ly efficient. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
not only relieves, but ultimately and
completely relieves disorders of the
stomach, liver, bowels and nerves. It is
n genuine tonic, BEAUTIFULLY stimulates
the kidneys, lisa thorough Alternative, and a
most effectual preventive of chills and
fever and bilious remittent. The utmost
confidence can be reposed in the purity
and safety of its medical ingredients.
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Conditional.

Judge b. Il. Dennison was once arguing
case before Judge Roger S. Greene and il
the course of his remarks kept constantly
referring to Browne on Statute of Frauds, u
always making two syllables of the word
Browne and pronouncing it as if it wert
Brown-ee.
Judge Greene fidgeted around in hi:
chair, stood the INSTRUMENTATION as long
as he could and then blurted out:
Judge, why do you say 'Brown-ee?
You wouldn't call me 'Green-ee,' would
your"
Judge Dennison slowly replied in rath
er dry tone of voice:
THAT depends on how your honor de
cides this casei"-Germantow Telegraph
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Under the Starlight

That you have a sweet temper your man
nerS assure me:
You have beauty besides, but these do
not allure me.
l cannot explain, but there is something
about you
Beyond these, and really can't live with
out you,
A deep blush stole over the face of the
maid;
With her jackets's silk fringes her white
fingers played,
AS she answered him softly-Oh, where
was the harm!--
If there is something about me, ii isn't
your arm.
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Her Plan,

They were seated on the hotel piazza to-.
gether, and to tell the truth she found him
very dull Suddenly she was seized with
an idea.
How far off is that mountain, Mr. Nc
George?"
"Two miles"
"You couldn't walk there and back in two
hours"
Couldn't II Well, guess could. l can
doit in an hour"
Really? Well, don't believe it. I'll
bet you box of candy that you can't start
now and be back here in an hour"
And of course he had to go.-Harper's
Razar
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A Sure Test Of Love.

Arthur-And do you really love me
petS
Mabel-If l didn't do you suppose l
could possibly endure hearing you ask
that silly question thirty times q day.
Somerville journal.
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Witty, Though Seasick.

A judge, in crossing the Irish channel
one stormy night, knocked against well
known witty lawyer who was suffering ter
ribly from seasickness.
"Can do anything for your" said the
judge.
"Yes," gasped the seasick lawyer, II
wish your lordship would override this
motion. "-White Mountaineer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

So sure to cure every case
Of Catarrh, is DR.. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy that its pro-
prietors make you this offer :
eff you can't be cured, per
manently, well pay you $500
in cash."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

Mr.. H. j. Mayors, of Oakland, Nd
says: II have sold thirteen bottles OF
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to-day and
am literally sold out. This is the largest
sale on record of any one preparation in
a day over our counters. 1t gives the
best satisfaction of any cough medicine
we handle, and rs a seller it leads all
other preparations on this market" For
sale by A. c. Ireland, il.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

Frank Masterson has fitted up his
cabinet maker and carpenter shop, on
corner opposite Boletin Popular Office on
Water street. He is prepared to do all
kinds of upholstering, cabinet making
and general carpenter work, with neat
ness and dispatch, and solicits thepublic's
patronage. If you have any extra nice
or difficult work to do, give him call.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

The chief difference between the de-
alterations of the Board of Lady Man.
ayers of the Worlds Fair and the English
Parliament is that in the former the
members cry when they get mad, while
in the latter they proceed to mop the
floor with each other.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

For lame back or a pain in the side
or chest, try saturating a piece of flannel
with Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bind
ing it onto the affected parts. This
treatment will cure ony ordinary case in
one or two days. Pain Balm also cures
rheumatism. rs and so cent bottles for
sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
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His ..Wurn Ont,

Carbohydrate this earlier than your
usual time for going home?
Barkley-Yes, but my wife said if l
came out by the 3:45 she'd met me with
the carriage.
l didn't know you kept horse and
carriage.
Er-er-it's baby and carriage.
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To q Bug.

10 . mug
Come hither, red potato bug,
And frankly tell to mo
What makes you be 80 ravenous
And full of energy.
Il your sole purpose here on earth
To eat potato tops?
To sit and stuff your little hide
And spoil potato crops2
You seem to have no nobler aim,
No other work to do,
Than Just to sit and eat and eat,
All day and oil night too.
Now, he who only lives to eat
And can no reason give
For being on this earth at all
Il scarcely At to live.
But there are bigger bugs than yoa
Whose lives are Just as vain,
And who0A existence on this globe
ISharder TO explain.
-Punxsutawnsy 4pirt
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To Mako 1t Moro Binding.

Attorney-Have you been sworni
Witness-Yes, sir.
"Your name?"
"Spatterly."
Occupation, Mr.. Spatterlys"
Real estate agent"
"Your honor, may ask that this man be
sworn again?"-Chicago Tribune.
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THE WAY OUT

VI WUIlldl y CIOuU-
les is with Doctor
Pierce's Favorite
Prescriptio
Safely and GER
tainly, every deli
cate weakness, de-
rangement and
disease peculiar to
the sex is perma-
nently cured.
Out Of all the
medicines for wo-
men, tho i" Favor
lite Prescription !"
is the only one
that's guaranteed
to do what is
claimed for it.
In all +" female
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

De Wits Witch Hazel Saive cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
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The Alameda.

A new and very attractive resort in the
charming Mesilla valley, one mile from
Las Cruces, N. M. Thoroughly comfort
able and home-like. Strictly frst-class
in every respect. The choicest OF fresh
fruits at all seasons and Jersey milk and
cream speciality. Livery Furnished at
reasonable rates. Terms $40 to $l4 per
week. For further particulars, address.
TX. LIvINasToN,
Las Cruces, N. M
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CALL FOR BIDS.
Supplies for Deaf, Dumb and Blind
Institute at Santa Fe.

Proposals for bids for the following
articles will be received by the under
signed for the above named institute up
to - o'clock noon on Saturday the I'd
day of September, A. D. 1898, at his office
in the Catron block. Bids may be made
for all or any part of the articles named,
and must include delivery at the asylum
building; all articles to be of good mer-
charitable quality of its kind, viz:
FURNITURE AND UTENSILS.
"a plain chairs.
"a IS in. high stools.
l school clock.
/ small kitchen clock.
l dining-room table s feet long and 3
feet wide.
2 whole sets Of dishes (plain.)
8 hanging lamps for study room.
l hanging lamp for dining-room.
4 wall lamps (plain.)
l Rochester lamp with shade, and doz.
wicks for same.
2 mirrors (about 12x10 in
2 sets of wash bowls and pitchers.
2 dishpans good quality "a in.
4 scrub brushes.
l strong mop.
dust pans.
2 dust brushes.
"A milk pans 3 in. deep, IL in diameter.
"a milk pans 8 in. deep, 10 in. diameter.
\ milk pans in. deep, 8 in. diameter.a |
a galvanized pals. C Il s sacess
2 scrub buckets. CO ,. s.~s L
2 carving sets, good quality. II
2 granite cooking kettles,
Il roll oil cloth for tables.
/ improved Domestic sewing machine
with needles e doz. No. 8 and 4.
lawn rake.
l common hoe.
l common spade.
II grey window shades 68x36 in.
II grey window shades 80x36 in. with
complete fixtures.
3 study tables, 8 feet long and feet
wide.
8 kitchen knives assorted Sizes
8 kitchen forks assorted Sizes.
8 kitchen spoons assorted Sizes
Is doz. granite wash basins.
x doz. galvanized slop pals.
2 doz. knives and forks.
2 doz. teaspoons.
l doz. tablespoons.
6 coal hods.
doz. stovepipe hole covers about in.
diameter.
doz. in. diameter pie-plates.
granite teakettle.
muffin pans.
school stoves.
2 sitting room stoves (frst-class.)
dog. clothes pins.
heavy clothes wringer p x14 in. roller.
Airgun clothes washer.
galvanized wash tubs about 30 in. d.
ameter.
washboards.
copper boiler No. 8.
large dippers.
pint tin cups.
BEDDING.
70 single bed U. B. sheets 40 in. wide.
~ double bed U. B. sheets 20 in. wide.
60 pillow cases 30x18 in. (bleached.)
"a single bed, all wooden blankets.
"a single bed comforters (good quality
"a single bed white spreads.
double bed white spreads.
"a good mattresses 211x6 #.
"a good pillows 24x16 in.
All bids will be opened in the presence
of the bidders on the day named above
and the board reserves the right to eject
any and all bids. Articles accepted will
be paid for in cash on delivery.
By order of the Board.
EDwARD L. BARTLETT,
Secretary
August "a, 1898.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making DeWitt's Little Early
Risers The result is specific for sick
headache, biliousness and constipation.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25
She Knew What She Wanted,

''LaceS" said the attentive clerk. Eyes.
madam, we have all kinds. What sort
shall show you?"
You can show me some ancestral lace"
replied Mrs Crewe Doyle. II hear that IL
very stylish now."-Vogue
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Miles, Nerve x Liver Pills.

Act on new notwithstanding me
liver, stomach and bowels through ,r. Sno
nerves: A new discovery. Dr. Miie es
pills speedy cure billiousness' oaa 'a mu
torpid liver, piles, constipation c Un,
equaled for men, woman, children e Sn
est mildest, surest, so doses 20 cts. sam
pies Free, at A. G. Ireland IT,
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The Boy Knew the Men.

Johnny, said his teacher, if your father
can do piece of work in seven days, and
your uncle George can do it in nine days,
how long would it take both of them to
do it?
They would never get 1t done, said
Johnny. They would sit down and tell
fish stories.
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Quotations Unchanged.

How are sandwiches quoted nows said
one railway passenger to another, who
was coming from refreshment stand at
the station with couple in his hand.
Firm to hard at ten cents, was the reply
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Account Not squared.

Hicks--I guess am squared with Dix,
I gave his boy mouth organ last night.
Mrs. Hicks-But you are. mot square
with me. Mrs. Dix sent him over here to
spend the day.
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Parried.

Rastus-Wha' fob yoh wear such neck
tie as dat, niggah? Doan' you know red
and green am nm inhommonious combine
ton?
Jake-Am dot so2 Den how bout err wa
termelyon2-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

The success of Mrs. Annie M. Beam, of
McKeesport, Pennsylvania, in the treat
ment of diarrhea in her children will I'M
doubtedly be of interest to many mothers.
She says: Il spent several weeks in
Johnstown, Pa, after the great flood, on
account of my husband being employed
there. We had several children with us,
two of whom took the diarrhea very
badly. got some of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrh@a Remedy from
Rev. Mr.. Chapman. It cured both of
them. I know of several other cases
where it was equally successful. l think
it can not be excelled and cheerfully
recommend it," 25 and SO cent bottles
for sale by A. c. Ireland, jr.
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A Claim Set Aside.

Cawker-Your wife is nearsighted, isn't
she, Bullwinkle?
Bullwinkle-She always claimed to be,
but she spotted black hair on my coat
sleeve at 10 PAGES yesterday.-Brooklyn
Life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

Little vegetable health producers: De
Wits LATHE Early Risers cure malarious
disorders and regulate the stomach and
bowels, which prevents headache and
dizziness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is a misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store
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A Good idea.

rarely. How do you suppose can arrange
to see him oftenera
Bronson Borrow IS Of him, and you'll
meet him every day.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

Our word describes it-"perfection."
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Salve,
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is we'll known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

City Sportsman-Have you seen any
thing worth shooting at around here2
Farmer-Well, no; not until you came
Somervillc Journal.
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Minnie-Bessie and Jack are engaged.
Helen-Why. they never meet without
fighting.
Bessie-Yes, and now they are going to
get married in order to be able to fight it
out.-Truth.
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south Of Mason and Dixon's Line.

south Of Mason and DixOn's Line.
Colonel Planter-You little scamp,
didn't tell you never to play with Mig
ger? What do you mean by disoheying
me, Sir?
His HopefulPlease, pap, we were
playing lynching and wo had ter have a
Niger.
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Admonished.

Charley-So, Jim, you were extravagant
enough to pay $50 dozen for your hand
kerchiefs. Don't you think that was good
deal of money to blow inf-Columbian
Snectatnr
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Enough.

Young Wife-How nice it would be IL
life were perpetual honeymoon-nothing
but billing and cooingl
Young Husband-H'm! think l could
get along with just the cooling Life.
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Women must consider it an awful fate
to be an old maid, unused Mr.. Chugwater.
They do, Josiah, said Mrs. Chugwater.
What terrible sticks they sometimes
marry to escape it.
And Josiah rubbed his chin and said
nothing.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store
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Quite True.

Some one has said that man with a
boil on his neck never borrows trouble"
THAT'S true. And he never calls anoth.
er fellow liar either. "-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-25

Biggs -That was terrible thing that
happened to Bigrolle, wasn't it? You
know he's at the head of one of the largest
houses in the trade. Well, the other day
buyer came on from the west and eloped
with his daughter.
Griggs-Dear me, wasn't he sorry to
lose her?
Biggs- Oh, he didn't lose her. The
buyer returned her inside of week.
--Clothier and Furnisher,
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who Epioyed It,

Algy ito hunters)- Which one of you had
the most fun while out huntingi
Hunter-The rabbits. Texas Siftingk