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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
HE VAS 4 GREEN HiND.

From The San Francisco Car.
There Wa II decidedly novel specimen al car
conductor obs"rved y".trii,, ancslocn - car oi
ia" ~acinurntO-Si. line.
lie learning The bi>inc--. and thu WAY In which
he departed from the mann"i> aud 'u-tDm- and
business Hike lScourir>y affected by member, Of h,
prof, stamped him on the 'ifaoc ~ II r,w hand.
"frnsfrrs ladic| and gentlemen. hc called In n
snbdu,d and r,.urn,nnly voice. " DO Won wish "A
transfer. str! Excuse me, | did not yOn l"s.
his viii carry YOU 10 Bay ST.. ana h" looked being
nanly down on II Inc OF amused faces
Excuse me. madam but would yon be- 80 kind n,
to u little that | may handle this brake
Trnnas :"
Then he bowed low and drew inside 10 lei China.
man with u BASKET Of clothes pas out
tickets, please. Thank yOl, madam" ana he
received the yellow paStrboar> ana thInkrd each
passenger individually they handed him their
Transfer
The gr1pman smiled binnhh. Tint cGSS nikrS
mo tircd.' said the veteran fare piiilchrr who
breaking him In and had witnessed the manner, ~
his prciegc with mingled surprise and contempt de
plctcd his lIlLeInian vNig" why don't he 90
10 teaching dancing, He amt III for no car col
ductDr
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02

APPEAR in The Spcctr' and Ioa's 'Ihrr >e
At the Amphnn Thclti" In Brook!ru Ia "'"h'h'
large audience delighted with The nys"ry ana n'c
In the rerfornsncc Mr.. Hermann, who l. ably -
s.tnd by Madame HERMANN. The ncS icatUrc- iot TN
mn, sent sea on Of his coiial!r r.
cciyed as before pr,scIt.d. ana wcf' DndY APP
pIludcu. week aprcarane Of John Drew in
"Thr Masked Ba'' /, announced
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
urSrc,L pRoGRAMNE IT / cLrB.

\ mu- cal programme u a hishi standard '"n' !
.,,,u IA s.rI affair. wa e.,on II IN" E"plhran 'lub
i, it, ,,d., ia. 6 ID. tun Of pftf.-.,. 4 ". car
,ent., g. ". Campbell AID Charlie II. Ho't tHoI'
II. w Roc Lantonc. aud poueia L'a" hnfi'hr oil tn
%cw.Yo.k M,lr quartet club. .rne quartet. ana solos
Harry ryncf. boy soIf ino was Tc."A"I h''t Warmly
Nj. Tenant pianist
I'll. .h,l,uan oi the Entertainment Committee. Dr.
Tb,.r,. pre- Jed and other. p'"rmt 49," John S"1h
.,,l,h ufc.d.,,t Il the GLIB; =. e. Sn"dl"'. \. IL
~t,.,c Judah l.. T1inoi, IGNaIi J. Iiu'H. "'''' ID
.rrc r. T. Wentworth \. Is. Wr.mor'. /. J.. 'hlftrn'
A., ,,,. r >,odlarI C. g.. Shaynr. Mrhion Chance.
uu,y Glca.oi Henry l.. l.in-cln AID Frank H. Pa'ey'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
4 TEST or DWNISffENrE

From TIL" Boston Journal.
Little even Yea; cid Elsie had been - church ore
sunday morning. and In the afternoon She 1T look
Ing nj n newspaper Will" trying to spell nu SOM
Of the easiest words. suddenly snr said " MImmn.
tod must know uts Of things
Yes, my dear wcr'd mamma. f,pd know s.
everything Eut what made yon think Of II Just
nOw,T
Oh said the little girl. when tl, minister was
praying this morning he said. 'pl. Lord. Thou
hnovcst all wants., aud was wondering Il p"
knew al the want, IN I'll" Journal
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
OFF FOR THE CHICAGO FAIR.
TIE CENTRAL,S NEWEST LOCOMOTIVE
Tit'LS IT'S OLDEST one AWAY.
CROWDS LINE THE TRACK AT EVERY TOWN
TO SEE THE CONTRASTING styles

TO SEE THE CONTRASTING sTYlhS
OF ENGINES.
Mbany, My (~p"ial).-" Those WHO Oppose Nv
] will dash 10 piece" exclaimed III" young war Lori
II GERMANY u conpic Of year, ago. In IN inpe'n"hN
hurst Of angry defiance. Arhi" Buchinan. 'ho"eh
not - Emperor but n plain American cI''z"n' can
discount this imperiou threat oil VI" young iioheh
zollrrn. and win hands down after all Ihcs'
are my sentiments" sid he yesterday To IA Tnon =
reporter but IA tribe stronger; just max" dash rciu
mash and there Won have II exactly As he
spoke he had his hand the throttle OF "ooJ' Tue
big steam engine built 10 draw The Empire STATE
Express which was flashing with lignnlne Sp'"1
through the IIudso'. River Valley.
Never ID NapolcoG surrey with more loving fond-
ness his famous charger than did Mr.. buchanan this
maics,ir iron horse. lie seemed As proud of Ms
command and IN truth he might. rs dd ever Gc'"r'i
q division whose voice law In IN" Serred RAMS
of an cmlatilcd army. once >mpl" doork"pr
E., Tho House Of Representatives carved his place
Among IN. immortals by the assertion that h" WAS
,ircr man than Old Grant,: and although all eye"
wcr. turncd today upon Chicago. buchanan was MOI
afraid to a.scri and no did asscr', that he was " a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02

Latest Form OF Literary IiyScrics.-Th" little bird
stood the roof of the cOwShcd and scratched lis
n'ch. Afrr down tho alley II lone ragmnn drove his
chariot slowly along aud chnntrd his plnintivc lay
The wind monned through the chimney pots Ia. red
sun looked dmly down through the smoke. and the
little bird stood on the roof Of the cowshed and
scratched Its rcck.
The little bird stood the rOof Of the cowshcd
and scratched It's neck sadly Ia" stray policeman I'm
the grny distance swipcd bnnana from the cart Of
y passing iullan ard peeled II with grimy hand
lie was thinking thinking. And In" dend leaves sin
choked III" tin spout above tn" rain water barrel In
the back yard
The little bird stood ID" roof If the COW ,hed
and scratched lis neck. Adown the cutters I'm thc
lonely street ran mirky pnddlcs on their long long
Journey t0%ard the distant sea. Borne on the wings
~ the sluggish breeze crme - fdr-on mlrmur of 4,
grant dogs In fierce contention, ana lie was hollow
nirkrft 10 the homeless cat.
tn" little bird stood on the roof Of the cow,hed and
scratched It's neck. Mad II softly said
- scratch because II itchcs !'-(Chicago Tribune
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
GAMES IN OTTER CITIES.

pAlla i,lphi, MY l.-amllton's owo nufs In the nm
inn NJ and tnr-r, nrs In The seventh lost to-
d,,'- game Boston. The biting was lisht on ben
side. bit tn, visitor, did tlr sha pr h"'dns Nun oic"
1916 TN score:
Root u y y
l,hil,dr' phi, U D y q y u =
- hit I,c>t ). ihla lcpha J.. E'rors-Bc>ion !.
philadelphia .. Ptchr--Nehol' AMI tar''l' Umpire
Ilun,t.
LOUSY lie. MAY l.--Ih" BASEBALL SEASON was opened
here to-day bv game between thr 81. Louis and Louis
viz, teams. The Il. Louis battcd STATIONS de.
livery nj viii. aud a, they pc'r 4. The score:
81. Lo1,,s...........-3o o al,
louisville ..............O u U !
,~niis Louis 10 Louisville Il. Err)r,.-St Louis
3. Louis, HE |. Itch's-n itcne,cin aud STATION.
tmprr-Mccuaid.
ri't'hurr. May The scheduled game between the
Chicago and rttsburg teams toby WIS postponed on
nccouno Of rain.
Cincinnati. May THE game between m" Cincinnati
and Cleveland today hid to b. postponed ac.
count of grounds.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
TIE DEADLOCK Ar ELIZABETH BROKEN.

Ex sheriff y. X. Thompson ,D'ni.). who for several
years has beer ja,or nj tn" state Hons" ~ Trenton
was last night iy the aid OF Republican votes elected
street Commissioner OF Elizabeth for thrc" years. T."
succeed Patrick Mckc0n Ucm.l THIS breaks III"
deadlock over IL. Office which has lasi"d sine"
last January protest against the election Of " IL.
,,fou, a. cbtcf engineer Of the fir" department
received from Joseph Brown til" defeated candidate
the hitter charging that slhniia ihiWuh'i", hil'
iiTccnlarlos had been prcis'd IN some Of th"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
the PRINCE WAS TOD HIGH.
From TIL" Boston Journal.

from IN" Boston JOirn9l
story + told 81 4 quaint citizen In Bangor In the
early DAYS. whoS.' love OF lirring mad" him OBJ
nVNiOu> I" IN" traders. one Of them. fish dealer.
CAV" him "a Hnr lot of tn Oh" GIi. making con
diiion ~ the pift HAT h" should refrain from stealing
any. The party took tl. ii,h AMI went ~ apparently
We'll satisfied with this hind al II. collation. but before
lcng h" roapp"lrrd and threw down the f>h on ih"
r"uutrr. Here. Mr.. p" H." slid TO to proprietor.
I've brought Npur fish back and gu">> won't trade
with y"u. | think can do better" Anr nNny h"
went. leaving the dealer SIN the mercy OF the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
LIVELY ELECTION Al soMERviLLE.

somervi,le y j. May I.-Ncvcr before In ID" hi,
,orv Of the Town has there been such al animated
contest as that which took place to-day a, III"
annual election OF "A Board OF Commissioners. seven
men were elected At the annual meeting last
saturday night twenty candidates were nominated
A boIlo, decided who should 90 the regular cz Is
ticket one Of the men left of The regular Ticket
ram a. an indepudcnt and IL great fight took place
As a result the regular ticket was cut considerably,
Int the count shows that That ticket Is elected
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
POLITICAL ODDS And ENDS.

NEW-LONDON ELECTS 4 REPr'BLNNN MAYOR.
ew-Lond0n. Conn, MAY IA special CITY cleo
ton was held today - fill the vacancy mad" bN we
resignation Of Mayor Ralph Wheeler who ia5 been
app inted Judge OF the Connecticut supreme COM;
Andrew Bentley. Republican. was elected Mayor b> u
majority Of - over Dr. sun'cn. Two D"h''r'u
Aldermen were elect d 10 III vacancies. light vote
DOllc1.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
FRANCHISE QUARREL AT ORANGE. ". j.

Nayor Lawrence T. Fell OF Orange last evening. sent
10 Council approval Of the resolution giving
thu Suburban Traction Company the right To change It's
orye power from horses the overhead trolley system
This was q great surprise TO the citizens. who have
vigorously fought There much Indignation
felt At tho matter and there Is talk Of nstitutnc legal
nroced,ues IN prevent the carrying o. the scheme
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
At THE BROOKLYN THEATRES.

rus..ps Comedians and Miss Amelia Glover. the popu-
ia, dancer entertained large audience at the Columbia
Theatre In Brooklyn last evening in "a Society fa''
With its many opportunities for the special
Of members Of the cast The play was pro'e"u viz, .n
,,tou Theatre Ncw-York. Miss Glover receiver
n..,tv welcome sad hssoduecd new dances Next
,voa, Mrs James Brown Potter and kyric be"c" VIII
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
ELECTION AT THE COLONIAL CLUB.

The election OF the Colonial Club was held last
night. There no opposition to the rcgilnr MONT
nees for the executive offices. These were; Prcsi
dent James \, Pundcrford first ,icc-presldrnt. Will
lam T. Evans; second Ncc-president. Alonzo +. Con-
over: shird vice president. General Henry H. Burnett
treasurer Charles W. Drake. and secretary, j. Van
Vechten OlcOtt. HE vote for trustees was not
counted until an early hour this morning.
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!. was H. follows
I.i,DDllLl\


Earned nu- Westminster riookH" lir, la e
Washington p lrooklyn Il. bars, ba" or mls-Dr
Maui OF iadiock / oil L",rt ! struck out.W
Maui > /, i.nNct' |. lhrrr-na>c ~ Two-ba'"
nr- Maui p,l' >ho,h. I'rkin N,.-inc" hi''V,.tonti'
,,rnn Double sullivan. Wis aid Iar,!n. ia.scd
SAIL Farrell rmpro- Mclaughlin. Tine q: came-2 10
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02

GANlIS TO.DAN.

New.York :. Baltimore. ~ "o'o ''fonnd-, Nf"-i"rA
Louisville v. ~. Louis. at Louisville.
Washington brooklyn. At Washington
Philadelphia h. ston, NJ Phila l"lphl'
plfr,hura ~. chicago. az PlttNburf.
Cincinnati " cleveland. at Cincinnati
C.ano and Mcmahon will probably hc the lit'hrr'
Il, today, game at the Polo GIound'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
DClTU or TIE REV. ERNEST STEIN.

The Rev Ernest Stein died lat NIGHT hom pneumonia
-, - Nt,,,,s neuedctin. Abbey al Newark Father
stein who wa. ycIr~ old. wa an officer III the
Austrian Army hcfuf,. bcomng priest IL was sp-
vonicd assistant Ut 81 Mays B,nedietnc Abbey. ana
having DISPUTE with thr superior priest came 10 View"
yr, ,,Lcr. he ra. cnga .cl IL compiling clolr liza
AFTER lha, he returned ST. Marys AMI irJcncd the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
WASIIINC TON OTTPLAYS BROOKLYN
TIE LATTER TEAM GETS SEVERE wHIPPlN
AT THE NATIONAL. CAPITAL.

V,sllnp,on May The WShingtons ouplayed the
Drookl,n % all points to-day PtooAyn could not "n'h
Maui and IA. latter received good support from Farrell
h,. ,lrourd work was the feature OF the game. The
.,,,hcr wa. H.. and the attendance 5000. Haddoek
,,red In 10 pitch for Brooklyn, but his curves were
lot,d - freely that h" was forced To give way 10
Ioyc who fawd lt'le better IL was one OF the most
even, drubnIngs Washington min" ever gave Boohlyns
r.r,oseut,tye team. The scor- n follows:
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HENRY AS7OR CAREY's BODY ~ NEWPORT.

Newport. u. l.. May 1.-The body OF Henry X. a.
Carey arrived from New-York TO night and was taken
20 his late residence whence TIE funeral viii take plsr,
Oh Wednesday. Til, Newport Artillery and ST. John.
Lodge OF Masons, OF which Mr. Carey was member,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02

will escort ~" body 10 'hr grave. i"'r' VIA '
lao , large gathering of summer residents. lr'P
o,o, foe fin, election 81 hi, success 80 In IN" stat
,ri.laturc are we'll Unfcr wny. - 'hai MS 'ni
,iIl H., able to tai" hi~ sr1i wlh ih' H." ''''''"
Assembly al in" md OF IL" month.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
NI.W.YORk

lv .rr"r.- New. YORK l. Bltlmorc o. Ieft on bls, -
Ncw.Yofk J. Ba,tmor. :. Flr, base on balls-Of King
Il of lalrr q struck on--ny King 8, by Baker o.
Home rli--Dayi.. Threoba hlts-Dav'. Doye Ksi1
TNo.barr hltS-Wnfl NJ raw, Brown. Slcrincc nut
Fuller stolen bass fcrn1u, klne O'KourSf pouolc
r'av.- Da>r and Wa'd Fuller Conner. Wsri ana Dow,
n'i;ourkc p~itr AMI brown. Passed bsll-DOy!c |.
Tmp.r. t,a'ncy. Time ~ game 10.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
An EXCHANGE or PLAYERS.

Pittsburs. May MARK Baldwin. the pitcher. has
asked for unconditional rciease from the Pittsburg
Club. aud IL viii doubt ne granted him. The
pit,sbue club will try to deal with the Chicago
people for the services of Gumtcr:.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
rif; ERRATTC KELLY.

Louisville May mike" Kcll, says no will not
play with NewYork I'LL June II 1T alt. His theatrical
engagements expire then and HI Is making more money
now. he says. thun Ward orcrs.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02

forming baseball to represent the University Id III
nrnatIonal League. Financial trouble the eauss
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
HARVARD BEATS TUFTS BY HEAVY BATTING.

Cambridge Mas. May | (Sp'ci,l-iIar,ard def ,tcl
TUFTS to-day by score ~ II {, >. The game
characterized by heavy batting iar,ards part. The
Harvard ............... o Ill
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02
ROCHESTER, TO DE rNRrrREsENTED.

Rochester N Y. May 1.-The University OF Rochester
Athletic Association today abandoned the project Of
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-02

GAMES YESTERDAY.
Ne-.xrI 9,i BasI 3 At IItt,burg Cincinnati
washington Is I-ooklyn ram
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-04-11
Burks Sent to tho GRAND jury.

w. Q. Burks was arraigned yesterday
morning before Justice Gregory, in the
West End, on the charge OF being one
OF the party who robbed the saloon of
ID. L. Blackwell, about IA miles south
west of the city, several weeks ago Mr..
blackwell testified that he recognized
Burks as one of the men. His testimony
was corroborated by several witnesses.
The prisoner tried to prove an allbi by
number Of women of questionable
character. The accused was sent on to
the grand jury wi hont bail He was
carried to Salem and lodged in Jail to
await tho action Of the grand jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-04-11
How to Cure Cold.

SIMPLY take Otto's Cure. We know
OF its astonishing cures and that it will
stop cough quicker than any known
remedy.
If you have asthma, bronchitis, con.
sumption or any disease of tho throat
or lungs, few doses of this great guar.
antecd remedy will surprise you.
III you wish to try call at ourrstorc,
corner Salem avenue and Jelrorson
street, and wo will be pleased to fur
nish you bottle free OF charge, and
that will provo our assertion. Chris
tian Il Barbec.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-04-11
Police News,

On account OF the sickness of Police
Justice Turner. w. S. Pole dispensed
justice at the police court yesterday
morning. An Italian named Joseph
Saragas, was fined 50 for selling goods
on Sunday.
Jane Finney and Emma Smith wore
fined SIS each for fighting.
George Russell, suspicious charac-
few yards of hen house in the West
End by Officer Flick. The charge of
vagrarcy was preferred against him
and he was fined $40, which means
thirty days on the chain gang.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-04-11
THE ROANOKE TIMES, TUESDAY. APRIL II, 1888.
THE TIMES KODAK.
Items of News Gathered About
Town.

In the circuit court yf sterday Judge
Blair mado a general review of all cases
on docket not heretofore passed upon.
The evidence and exceptions in the case
Of Adams, Clement Il Co. vs.. the Nor
folk and Western railroad was c5rtiio d
for an appeal. In the afternoon argu-
ment was heard in the chaIcery case of
Darst, Smith & Co. ct. ais VS.. w j.
Watson, general contractor, and the
First Baptist Church, colored, of Salem.
The principal point in contest was be-
tween the sub contractors who fur.
nished material and labor for said
church, and w. &. b. Fitzgerald, who
claimed priority over them by virtue Of
an order given by Watson on said church
for an outside debt of tho sum OF 5000,
which order was accepted conditionally
by Rev Is. L. Fox, the minister of the
church 1t was contended that Rev.
Fox had no authority to accept an or
der, such right being in the trustees
only. Messrs. Pugh, Montgomery and
Simpson appeared for the mechanics
and material men. Messrs. L. c. Hans
br ,ugh and ]. S. Baer for defendants
The court holds the case under advise
mont.
In connection with the Summer School
of Methods 10 be held N Salem this
Fair under the auspices Of tho Virginia
School journal, will be run to Chicago,
on Or about July 2lst, for the benefit of
the public school teachers. The OK
penses, including railroad fare, board
and lodging for two weeks, and ten ad
missions to the fair, will be not moro
than fifty dollars, probably not so much,
AMI the party will be limited.
Capt. r. b. Norman was in town
yesterday afternoon on business.
Officer Mack Morris brought to the
Roanoke county Jail yesterday w. o..
BurlSs, who was sent on by Justice
Gregory to await the action Of the grand
jury on the charge OF breaking into the
barroom OF w. 7. Blackwell, last year.
An infant daughter of Mr. Quintrill,
of Lake Spring, died Monday morning.
John Morgan, who is manufacturing
sassafras OIL near Salem, recently cut
down near the Dixie property a sassafras
tree two feet through. Embedded in the
heart of the tree were minnie ball and
pistol ball, which Sheriff Zeihle thinks
must have been fired into the tree by
the Seventh Virginia Cavalry, who
cam ped there in the Christmas of 1862
The tree was of unusual size for a sassa-
fras.
Tomorrow night tho citizens of the
First ward will meet in the storehouse
at Dry Branch to discass the proposed
extension of the electric street railway
and possibly instruct their councilman
on the matter.
A letter from the Marion Asylum to
the relatives of Mr.. j. A. Campbell
states that he is considerably worse
than when first received.
female colored pauper died Sunday
night at the town poor house.
Past Grand R. ". Oakley left ycster-
day for Richmond to represent Salem
Lodge No 100, at tho Grand Lodge,
which is in session there to-day.
j. j. Cox, formerly OF Hotel Lucerne,
is now manager OF the ST. James hotel
at Newport News.
J.. M. Booker, Esq, of Lynchburg,
spent Sunday with his son-in law
Judge Griffin
The condition of Mrs. c. y. Board
still continues very critical.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-04-11
1t Gives Tone

10 the stomach and digestive organs; makes the
food digest and puts strength In all parts of tic
man. Tired ladies. whose cares seem as noun.
tains, will receive strength to perform all duties
life. This wonderful tonic invigoratcs at once
and Keeps the nerves, muscles, and digestive
organs performing their proper work. II you arc
run down and need constructing tonic, lake
DR.. David's Cherry and Iron Tonic Bittcrs.
Price, 81 per bottle, six bottles for IS, at Massic
& Martins, Roanoke, Va.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-04-11

"Wcll, Councillor, l hope you enjoyed
yourself at my house last EVENING""
Indeed did madame. AS n rule
when drink tea | cannot sleep after it,
but your tea had not the least effect on
me. "-Flicgcndc lIlacttcr.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-04-11
In His I.Inc.

Cholly lIungcrford Ponsonby is
the proudcst man | ever saw. lie
scarcely recognizes his patients when he
meets them on the street.
Miss iiallou--Ics; but then suppose
he's so used to dissccting that I've cuts
cvcrybody.-Dcs Moincs Argonaut. :.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-04-11
We'll I:uiiippc!.

Mr.. Starbordcr-rhc Man with the
Iron Jaw from the museum seems to be
Il perfect gentleman.
Mrs. liashlcy he is; when all
the hcr.boardcrs arc grumbling about
tough steak, he never says a word
Puck
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-04-11
Puck.

Hello, Jack! What's the mat
ter with your head?
Jack Potts lin evident agony of mind
Tho fact is, I was out with the boys
last night, and I'm now on my way to
magistrates Office to sign the pledge.
When liquor affects n mans head in
this manner it's time he let it alone
pucl<
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-04-11
He Could Walk.

Mothcr-I wish you would go on an
GRAND for me.
Small Son-My leg aches awful.
Too bad. wanted you to go to old
Mrs. Stichncys candy store, and"
"Oh, that isn't far. l can walk there
easy"
Very we'll. Go there, and right along
side of it You will see grocery store.
Go i'll and get me Il bar Of soap."-Good
News.
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Wasting Away Ero,n

POVERTY OF the blood can be arrested and health
stood the test of years and in single case
failed 10 eliminate the diseased taint from the
and life This great cure Is the shcet-anchor OF
every physician, in nil diseases OF tho blood. So
be your own doctor and take what your disease
requires, hcalty blood mukcr-Dr. David's
1odo-Ferrated SaIsaparilla. Price, SiCO per
bottle, six bottles for $780, at Massic u Martins,
Roanoke, Na. Y
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Im the Circuit Court.

Tho April term OF the Circuit Court
began yesterday morning and a large
number Of cases wero disposed of. Judg-
ments were rendered for the plaintiffs
in a number Of cases and fow were
dismissed from the docket
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y Matter OF Scientific Interest.

Visitor (picliing up the baby)-So
this is the baby, is it? Bless his little
tootsic-wootsic. kchcc-c-c. Watch me
poke um lbs,
The Boston Babv-AIothcr, will YOU
kindly inform me whether the dcplor-
rablc condition of this person is due to
permanent dcmcntia or spasmodic and
Intermittent nsanity?-Chicago News
Record
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Aroused tho Ola Nlan.s Interest.

Col. Julcp-That bird dog cost me
three hundred dollars, but I've got 10
get rid of him.
Uncle Watts mattcrwi,l dat
yer dorg?
Col. Julcp-lIc kills ncighbors' chick
ems and brings them homo.
Uncle Mosc-W'at yo' reckon yo' take
fer dat yer purp, Master Coloncl?-N. y.
SIM