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Exhibition of water coiors.

During Saturday, Saturday evening,
Monday and Monday evening a new line
of original water eolors, by well-known
Eastern artists. Those desiring a selec-
ton from this original collection would
do we'll to visit our store during the above
time. Hevener, Mier IL Co.. 6l5 street. >
BEST California eggs, 40c dozen; East
ern eggs, SOC dozen. Fabian Bros,
Ninth and J.
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Lohmeyer. Floor Managers-R. Clark,
William Donohue, William Cummings,
William Schaumeloefel, A. W. O'Brien,
II. Messenger.
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AMERICAN HOTFL


FORMERLY BROOKLYN HOTEL, 112r
l. and 1923 Front street, between X and T..
sacramento, Cal. House has recently beenI
renovated throughout. New furniture ands
frSt-class appointments. New beds, with o..
change of linen every day. Suits of rooms for
families. Single rooms, 25 cents. Board, So
per week. Furnished rooms, 81 per month.
First-class bar and reading-room attached to
the hotel. No Chinese employed.
JOSEPH MCCIAY, Proprietor.
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THE NEW PLEAsANTON.

r1 : HOWARD STREET, NEAR THIRD.
1 % San Francisco. a First-class Lodging
Hotel; 900 rooms, en- suite and single; gss and
running water In each room: best beds in tha
world. Per Gay, so cents and up; per week,
81 so and up.
EMPIRE HOUSE, $50 Commercial street,
San Francisco Established 1S60); $50 neat
and well-kept rooms; cleanest beds. Per day,
25 cents and up; per week, 81 and up.
Es- Houses are open all night.
MWS JACOB HOEGES q Co. Props.
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agAcccommodations FIRsT-CLAss. Fres
Bus to and from hotel
80 w. j. ELDER. Manager.
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Dofsla asse aestaurae,sa.
COLOMBO HoTEL

O1O SECOND, SACRAMENTO. HOUSE
C1C has recently been renovated through
out. New furniture and frst-class appoints
ments. New beds with q change of iinens
every day. Suites of rooms for families
Single rooms, rs cents. Board, $4 90 per
week. Furnished rooms, 81 per mouth.
First-class bar and reading-room attached to
the hotel JOHN PETRAIII
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DIED.

PIANOS to rent at Cooper's
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DoARD AND ROOM, 81 25 TO So FER
ID day. Meals, 25 cents.
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STATE HOUSE HOTEL,
Corner Tenth and Sts., Sacramento.
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Nolan Bros. Shoe Co.

Successor u to Nolan & Sons, Nolan Bros.
and Nolan & Co
6O3 j STREET, MENTO
Branch of san Francisco
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26
PHILANTHR0PIC LEOPARD.

weapons and again shoulder the pse.s ii,
Eou 40 n9t do this l Will shoot you as Won
Numar groanei. and surrendered las
now now ms own NE seemed the most Important
o,,i Sii ,., Iun. re gave peculiar Shout,
ahu Immediately tweny dark faces api.pured
above tie uuierhiush. He eosso ~ fi..',
eApl4lnlng tue situation, and an came fof.
ward suhmlssively. w
they looked on. with awe as CASTOR han.
unsea INC wounds % their cbief and m.
NI N. WA .hPy thought was magic ointment
htlst was afringed, and on this Nnmar
wos lifted. Before fla i1urnee was r. suf.ei
nc Maue q speech 20 the carriers
=, lou hte, MASTER" ne said iurnine 10
Geaston. who hld been busy taking ihe pei
i ilom the beautiful creature he had shot. II
hRve tod ihein they must now obey non aud
Keep. you nom danger. Tie lifs 81 thelr
olieI depends upon your good VIII ana
saietyi II evil happened 10 Won 1 might mi
DC cured OF the Leopard bites.'
llat atefnOnn and an the next dav thcy
XVI ' ~. On without accident u my kind,
IVY IVY on the morning Of the seventh dny OF
,,helr absenee reached Cant. llurney's sta.
shoulders
G9stou and his troop were hailed with re.
3,2lelne. Tor the last of the food bad been
,ii onled tho evening before. The boy
had promised Numar that his trescl,crv
hl9uld pc Kept secret; and IN return, the
ehlef pledged himself TO bring Inc neiehbor.
lhg tribes into friendly relations with Inc
whites The Kind Treatment Nnmlr re-
cdvcd q the station lwhcrc he stayed tlu
cured Of bis woundp cans,4i him 10 bec,r,,
q staunch friend 10 the colonists.
rams none OF rho settlers learned how
Important a part IN thor reseue from IA.
mine was played by the leopard nnt Gas
w slgwen hls appreciation by hanging M
his cabin.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26
TERRITORY CONFERENCE.
FULL LIST OF APPOINTMENTS
MADE.



Guthrie, o. r.. Dec. 2L-The Afetho-
dist conference Of Oklahoma ard Indian
Territories closed Its session Today with
the ordination OF elders by Bishop Vim
cent,
The appointments for the coming year
are as follows: Indian Territory district
j. W. WOlhurn, presiding elder; Alton
and WyandOttc, r. q. Boylan Allowee,G.
ID. Hill; Anderson circuit, ii. q. Jenk
ms; Atoka circuit, to be supplied hy VIM
Upton: Barren Fork, w. II; Sullivan;
Barioville, 10 be supplied by Jghn Nag-
upr. Big Creek. supplied hy A.. Riley.
Bushyhend. supplied by W. Riggs and
John Mclntosh; Cameron, 10 be supplied
Catoosa and Broken Arm, llneharti
Clarcmorc Cnwllngton and Bokeska,
Ifnsea Prince. Chulsa and Niniia w. :.
provniup. Chateau Dryer Greek, to
lo supplied by A l.. loud; Eniaula and
Musk6gre. supplied hy u. q. hing;
Grand River. supplied by Geo. Iasker-
ion; Island Ford and Panther Craek,
spupiied by r. p. Allen krebs and Al
dersgn supplied by II. II. Good; Lcp.
lore and Baird, l.. q. HarsraFei l-eniep
and Coigate.=NX. $. SilDouson; McAls-
far' W. 4. selby; WailrOn, supplied By
Vincent Morgan; Muslegee and Fort
Gihaon 10 10. supplied Nowata and
f.annpe. !. r.. Smith; Oakiodge, % be
snpnliel: Rcd Oak and caYanat - ii.
Ji9nd. Salt Greek. supplied by Robert
Gr,vson; Savannah. supplied by j. i
Nrrphy; South Canadian. Eufalua and
Wiifefei1. u. n. Evans: Strlngiown,
N,pto and Cadd0. ". +. Hnrgravq;
Soalh McMister aud Hartshorn' T. =
Fling: sbiaiiook aud Ella Creek,
.,nsisd by s. G.. A. Fields; IHlihina
ond W'ister. j. W. Hughes; llmbefhlll,
n II whitaker; TugcahOfna and Eisea,
w Robinson, TahlcquHh. 10 BE- sup
,iis5. 1'uisa nud sapulpa. supplied by G.
4 owen. Wacgoner and Chaska, L.
c. Ellington. -
siding elder. Arapahoe, ID: II Up
church: Arimore, A. Il. Norris Ard.
moro rircnit supplied by A. 4. Groves:
PHtfon. a. @. Murray; Carney, Wm.
Paet. Chandler g r. kowan; GAMBLER
iireui. supplied BY G. Robinson; Clio.
,a.n ard JFrdmseh. G. W. Mlhery;
riaad chlef ana Seear, +. y. Morse.
clir-,lii circuit. 10 b. supplied b. w.
e.ti-rrs Crescent City circuit. u. -
shepart. Cushing supplied by A. T..
Nirbsie. uouglsg and Linc9in.N ". DsW-
On. Dovus. ". T.. Jones; Fqmond X
81 sfvers. IA Reno, y q. y Clair
rriaso Il q. Ireland. Guthrie. fiifl
'snrsh. Frank r. Blakealgsc. Guthrie.
ssessd cbuns. aud lHugsinn. Siephsn
con.irr Gnihde circiit y. +. Nomef
H..nsessv. j. O. Doris KingiifAqf CT.
stif. susp,led by j. T. CALLAHAN; Lex
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

'gNeverthelcss PrcsidenI Baptisie ar
gued that what was proposed would be
an infraction of diplomatic usage 10 a
Tow DAYS newspapers from, the states
broucht them cOuGrnaiOry intelligence
a. Mr.. Tnylor's nomination. il then be-
came me gossip Of the diplomats corps,
tbe talk OF tho town and the leading
tonie OF news and discussion Of the 80
Iiria N ESQ. Criticisms OF TAYLOR made
hr no newspapers OF the Southern states
~ ibe Union were fully quoted and com
,nontcl upon to the effect mat Presi-
Ami Bapiiste should inform the Wash
inrtou government that 1t Nj Taylor
,s,oe 10 Ia Paz IN the capacity. Of miu-
ser from the United States his exc
a,,ot,r gouii be denied him. Next came
ke renorf that President Baptiste was
r, ,,s not to receive Taylor and wonld
irstrnrt his minister ~ Washington 20 so
;,fo-m President Cleveland. The 30
ii-tsn minister whom ] met az Lima,
IA mo Of President Blprste's deiermi.
vi and asa hat the Instruction. hal
NV, forwarded 10 his minister al Wash
s ~ who bal 10 turn informed the
1B.iirian executive that he ned made
i. 1g,,, HE wishes to Secretary Gresham
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26
DID BAPrIsTE, by THE SWORD
oFTHE INCAs
THAT He WOULD NOT RECEIVE
Any One But a White Man For "a
White Mans Couutry-Cleve-
land Has Been Notified.
On His Dignity.


BY Associated Press
GAINESVILLE, o.. Dec. 9S-If C. II.
]. Taylor, the colorcd politician and ed
itor of Kansas City, President Clcyc-
lands choice for minister to BOLIVIA,
proves persona non grata to the govern
ment AT La Paz it will be no fault of
the retiring minister TO Bolivia. Hon.
Fred ], Grant at Seattle Wash. Mr..
Grant Is OF present IN ibis city TO re-
main for the holidays, he having stopped
over here on his way home from Wash
inglon city. whore he wound up his af-
fairs as minister to Bolivia last week.
Before he loft the capital Of The South
American republic he strcwel the road
from without TO within the ciiy's gates
with bouquets of good words for Taylor,
The reason that Mr. Grant did this
was because thai when President Bap-
tiste heard that Taylor was negro he
swore by the hilt of Inca's sword, which
hangs on the walls of the execution
chamber. that he would not receive him,
at happened" said Mr., Grant, that one
afternoon through a personal letter from
the states that news came that TaylOrs
name had been sent to the senate for
confirmation and that my probable Sic
cess0r wonld be c0l0rc1 man, ! was
in tho company Of President Bapusic,
not officially, but socially. In the course
Of conversation j advCricl 90 the In
formation / had received and commune
Gated Il to him uno1ioially ! gave him
my successors name. whefeupOu he asked
me, which was natural, who and what
manner of man he was. ! told him that
he was lawyer by profession and that
he had represented his government 10 the
diplomatic service in President Cleye-
lands first term when he was minister 10
iberia
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

"'Then no Is eolored manF asked
President Bap,istc
"a reply in the affirmative provoked The
remark on the nart of President Bap-
tiste that there was no precedent for re-
cciving at court q black man as The
representative Of a white nation. There
have been cases, he went on refeciiyely,
in which the ENJOYS Of the United
States have been persona non graia to
the governments to which they were rs
signed. citing the familiar cases Of Aus
tria-Tlungary aud China. / acquiesced.
al the same time reminding President
Baptiste that in the United States al
mon are equal publicly and that there
nre no rachl distinctions. | mentioned
negroes who had held official places of
honor and trust in the United States,
ami as It's representatives abroad. how
they had discharged their duties intelli-
gently and cralibly in many instances.
becoming eminent | pointed ont 10 him
lie progress the Afro-American had made
since fhe war which made him free,
and showed him that Il had been more
rand and satisfactory than the advance
march Of any other people from bond
age to enlightened freedom"
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

q increased knowledge shows that Nh.
uiHiligiy better results are obtained at a
dairy cattle and cattle intended for III
MARKET In fact. no live. progressive
sga1ifyman or ct,tle grower nowadays
tais TO look after his feed FOR cattle Al
ne does his bank account. Tor one de-
ponds npon the other Fecd cookers are
essential during the winter, and It will
ray eaihemen TO work more FOR this
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

tsolesoinc fitsh Thin, irllp, puuy and eoruf-
ulous ehildrrn nrn made plump, rosy and ro-
Dust by the Discovery They like 1t, too.
In recovering nom "Crippe,N or in corva-
lccgnco from pneumonia, fever, or other
wasting disease, Il speedily and surely invig-
an nppchking, restorative tonic, Il SITS at
work MI tho processes Of digestion and nn-
triton, rouscs every organ into natural nc
ton, and brings hacl; health and strength.
II Il doesn't benefit or euro, In every case,
you have your money hack.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

NAusas City Packer.
If there was any doubt about Fort
Worth adding a live stock exchange 70
ils many enterprises, that. doubt Is now
dsneiiod by the establishment at the
stock yards of the National Livestock
bank. with a capital OF S200O0O. With
is rejuyenated pacldpph0usc and etocl,
yards, Fort Worth ought 10 cut some
figure in the live stock ana packing bnsl-
ness, like most Texas towns aud cities.
Fort Worth contains a large number. OF
mlternrlslng, progressive business men
who rarely make q failure of anything
ucy undertake.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26
WANT COLU MN.

THE GAZETTE Is THE orr Attest
"NANT"f MEptuM N THE SOUTH
Nothing u published tree rNcrpt eitua'
tiOna .ntei. This exception ID made
solely for the hpnent of those who nru
anxious 10 secure employment An other nd'
yariacmrain IN thlg department are charged
Tor nj the i.to Of 1 cent word each Issue,
payable IN advance. No advertisement Ia
ken for loss than 70 cents
PERSONAL,
Lost,
FOUND.
STAYED.
STOLEN
brnAYEp OR STOLEN
ron NENT,
FOit SALE
HELP WANTED.
HUStNFss Ctl ANCEE
WANTED DMELttNGS
WANTED ROOMS,
Professional financial and other cares
epoclHl notices. rtc. lh thlH clnAalnrl ".
naffmcul 81 rs lime per month, Discount
f0f tno ads ana FOR cash
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26
Dr.. MGGQIE'S lVigOIaI0T


Trlal Bottle Free 90 Show iis Great
Mcrit will bo sent to Anyone APP
plying Personally or by Letter.
This celebrated remedy "a q positive cure
for nervous debility, RrrrmalnrrhUai diE'
2iuess despondency, fallnH memory pro
siaiorrhua, trembiluHs aud nervous DIS
eases arising from tic abuse Of atimulauts,
tobacco. uuium. Or any other cause. " re-
stores without fai impaired ylRor ana cr-
hausted Vi atty stops ull unnatural lossns,
pur.Aas the blood cures plmples, biotrhe4,
etc. etc Price 81 yer bette or @ bnltca
FOR SO Write for free trial bottles, ones
ton list and pamphlet Address
T. MoG0RK, NJ. D., Specialist,
gt9f Market St., Galveston, Tex.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

Tramp -plcafe. mum, have you any cold
vittlcsY Housrl,cppcr- am very sorry
tn say, SIR. thar everything Is hot lSlams
the door Now York Weekly
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

The play Of color IN the opal Is due 90
minute assures In The stone.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

Passengers iqavluF Fort Worth 0i2l p. 20.
can secure Sleeper accommodations from
Garrett on application 10 II. & u. u agent
NJ Fort Worth.
Passengers for points south u san An
topin ia for Moaino p3ints can transfg'
al san Antonio 70 Laredo sleeper ~ deglred
DE- PARTICULAR % sse that yonr
ticket rsadr via Hnarno and the NlLif-
NATIONAL ROuTE-i & @. n. X X
ID. !. pHicl. a. @. r. 4.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

c,psuIT T.rrE INSURANCE AGENTS
-. 49,, ~ rurarfuonfa fuf 1895 should
-ta.rs19 WIN IN eat uQ0u j. Is. Dny.
tes.rr sianhatsn ilf ir.p nhee = "
piny. zan Anioaio.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26
LIVE STOCK MATTERS.

II n Dim & Co.'S Weei,ly Review q
rrrsde II Saturday says; Pork pro si'.,.,,
active; p9rs pr3agic ,.,..- "a ss ~ and
lard 25c.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

p,,,.,-s arc paying mqre money i9s
~ ,i'an they believe the sheep Tolih
seil for anywhere flie sa{!s pr Ell q. mn
I've Stock Reporter. eat x ,.'g -it XIX buvess
pN i,,c swing Of the Markei. Inc
ihe 49, .i,snn nnd lambs are selling gilAly.
fo9l 80 i5sg struggle on ne gns5l,Hfis
and ai.s Ire nv fair II Il doubtful u
when .o ms sioas were madf. hs. ,i's sre
s an and even preuy so'' '
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26
r,wNnnoKru.
MUSIC.

HIRaurrLn's CLASSICAL oR0nHsTRA
Only fine mufiC'uns licsl music fol
d1nrca. ole rctms llhcrnl 200 Mnin STE.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26
Trrnwnrrtn surrLrs.

TIM iwMiNGToN STANDARD typo.
writer has bern Tor more than nfieen
years, and Is now, the standard wrltina
lnnehlna or w wprlli ~ lai'ei m ,,i,.,, "
Tor ali machines, Merchant Mnnning.
state dealers, nallsa
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

WANTED nv SMART iNnuSrmouR
Hirl, unsitiun a. cnuluhtrnihld or dining
room glri IN q h0tpL Address ~ clte
Gazette. 40
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

A PERPETUAL SUCCESS ~ TlCiiN'
morris hniiaepiic Hefdeerhnt FOR wounds
burma. scnlds, cuts, bruises, collie, cramps,
p1liorii. foOt.eyil, bolts, natnlh. Tor
nan or beast For sale AMI guaranteed
by OH druggists
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

H. a. srANpLEY KEEPS THE HEST
stock NJ tpcond baud furniture stoves,
JuerwWnrr wns-, oJc ~ tho city, 2la
ipuafun tFcUb
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

LARGEST SECONDHAND gTonE WI
buy sell, exchange nnd rent mtnltnfc,
stoves "tc rlctous a Co, 1874 Mnu.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-12-26

WANTED Fnia1.cLAHs TiiAiELiAg
alissHen aud local ngeuis IN rqfh Feeilg1
~ Anulle uur lubnlf-tl uF oils nuN ereH1n
ma sile Fire oi cqmmlsai0n. COLUMBIA
on. AID cHlsAsE CO, ClrTeiau1. o.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-01-01

effect that rags gathered il or shipped
from any port or place where cholera is
known to prevail IN epidemic form. shall
be denied entry TO the United States.
About three weeks ago over a thousand
bales OF rags arrived at New York which
were refused landing. Two hours later
the New York Health Officer issued his
permit and they were landed and stored.
This conflict resulted in an examination
of samples of the rags, which were found
to be foul in the extreme. Filthy, blood
stained refuse from hospitals were in
the batch, but they were stored
there in Hoboken and no one
knows what will become of them. The
germs of cholera may be lurking in those
filthy rags and the consequences may be
terrible. Surprising they should be
washed in running stream from which
people below take their water supply!
The possible results can be easily mag
ined.
the last papers in the country to favor the
establishment Of any Federal authority
which would infringe upon the rights of
a sovereign state, it recognizes the neces-
sity OF national regulations as to immi-
grafton and quarantine. More than the
state OF New York or any other state
which has a port OF entry is interested in
these matters. They affect more or less
the entire country. People arriving from
abroad and goods shipped from other
countries are conveyed and scattered
throughout the land. Thus these be-
come matters Of national concern.
The immigration laws of Congress
should be enforced. If they conflict with
the regulations at any OF the ports, the
national law must be held paramount ex-
cept as to mere local affairs over which
the government has no control. The same
must be held as to necessary quarantine
rules affecting the whole country. Chol-
era threatens US from afar. Every pre-
caution possible ought to be taken to
prevent its germs from entering and
being spread among the people. Officers
ofstates and cities on the seaboard ought
to cooperate with the federal authorities,
instead of getting up factious opposition
and fomenting conflicts. Every state
right should be maintained, but the ma
tional authority must not be defed.
There is no need whatever for any such
collision.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-01-01
Distress in Europe.

The United States consul at Cologne has
made report to the State Department at
Washington in reference to wages and the
condition of labor in Germany. From
this it appears that in 924 trade unions in
9O6 cities in the Empire, wages only
amount to about one-half of the wages
paid to the same branches in this country,
and in many instances it is much less than
one-half. Only in seven cities have wages
been increased in year, in go they have
declin d, in $40 there has recently been
no change in the rate. But in all but 211
cities there is not nearly full employment,
and in 80 there is almost complete sus-
pension of all labor. Business is stag
nant, mills are closed down, and yet the
price of food products has considerably
increased.
in Germany not only the father of g
family, but the the mother and the chill
dren usually have to toll for 'sthe bread
that perishes, - and often obtain but a
scanty portion of that. And when hard
times come as they have come now, and
added to them the weather is bad, misery
indeed, as we have said, is the lot of the
working classes.
If it is fair to say that poverty in Eng
land is caused by tree trade, is it not fair
to point to the fact that these conditions
exist in protected Germany? There are
other causes at work than the tariff to
produce the sad results in either case, and
no one wishes to make party capital out
OF the deep distress.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-01-01

THE HERALD is receiving congratula-
tions on all hands upon its improved me-
chanical appearance and its enlarged
news service. What is more, it is getting
evidences, more substantial than flattery,
of the popular favor. In Salt Lake the
circulation is improving rapidly, and,
Notwithstanding dull times, every mail
brings accessions to our outside lists. All
this is very gratifying and spurs US on to
extra efforts for the new year. a good
newspaper is luxury, comfort and a
necessity. Whilst other things, may, for
economy's sake. be dispensed with,
there is no such thing as doing away
with fresh, bright, enterprising,
newsy paper. One might as we'll be out
of the world entirely as not to know
what is going on in the world.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-01-01
Sweethearts and Wives.

Binghampton Republican: A divorce
lawyer likes domestic broil done brown.
Elmira Gazette: One half the world
doesn t let his better half know how he
lives.
Binghampton Leader: A girl gives her
lover mitten, we suppose, because a
pair is out of the question.
New York Weekly: Mrs. Bilkins-
"What commanding presence that lady
has, Mr.. Bilkins-'s Yes, l guess She S
married.
What's Odd: Mr.. Hownow "Miss
Passee, what is your opinion OF the COM
ing man?' Miss Passee-"That he is
very, very SLOW"
Judy: Lavinia-'' Yes, James and are
to become partners Tor life" Mabel
How sweet
Brooklyn Life: "Good-by, DEAR" he
whispered. ''May l kiss you?" ''Yes,
yes, - she answered. 'Don't waste so
much time in talking.o
SiftiRgs: When young lady begins to
manifest an interest in the arrangement
| of a young man. s cravat his bachelor
days are numbered.
Boston transcript: $50 that is the
family circle?p said the unsophisticated
theatre goer. 81 might have known it.,
there are so few men there"
Binghamton Leader: When you see a
man that's very much inflated you
mustn't jump at the conclusion that it's
because his wife blows him up.
Comigue: !, Mrs. Blonde (wildly-
Where did this black hair come from!
Mr.. Blonde-I was riding behind black
horse and he switched his tail. Mrs.
Blonde-But this is fine hair. Mr..
| RlOnde-YeS it was fine horse.
SomeryilIe Journal: Every man should
always write as plainly as he can. Once
upon time a young man wrote to a girl:
''Your loveliness has inspired me to ask
you to become my wife, She read it
LONELINESS, - and got so everlastingly
mad that she refused him by return OF
mail.