The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1893-03-18
A hardship-A steel cruiser.
sweeter than honey-Lassies.

A hardship-A steel cruiser.
Sweeter than honey-Lassies.
A shocking affair-A gaIvanic battery.
The best weekly paper in the county for
a dollar.
A church usher should not wear creak-
ing boots.
The finest line of garden seeds fresh and
hot at Trigg's. 3-4-tf.
Weeds and politicians always flourish
in the same truck patch.
Genuine buckwheat, twenty-five POUNDS
for $1.0O, at Trigg's. s-4-t''
That March zephyr came down IKE a
wolf on the fold Monday night.
Guess old winter must have forgotten
his umbrella and come back after It,
In time of trial nothing brings more
comfort toa fellow than an acquittai.
DON'T fail to look at Trigg's garden
seed before purchasing elsewhere. 3-4-tf.
Long Grove school has just closed Its
term in a very successful entertainment.
Prof. Walter McElroy was the teacher.
/ offer special bargains in boys suits
and o~vercoats, ages 1918. Please give me
a call. II. sinauer. 11-26-tf
Tho attention OF ourreaders is called
to the card of the Morrison Wentworth
bank IN this Issue.
Always plant your early potatoes in the
dark of the MOOT in March. It's gener.
ally to cold to plant them in the garden
Call and see us Monday and
try Van Hautten's Cocoa.
Vaughan & cClelland.
i II you don't think that sliding down
! stairs is royal good fun for all ages, sizes
and %colors, just ask the, NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
For two dollars we will send you the
nsnsH RprsS$ .oo World anS for e on,
year. Try lt'once.
The best way to see II a man really has
religion is to see II he keeps his back yard
clean. No clean up, no religion, nc
matter how loud he prays.
/ have some spring Barley for sale
suitable for spring sowing. Parties de-
string can obtain 1t by calling on Lynburf
& Brother at wellington. A. EWING.
The first meetings of the Higginsvill,
Fair Association under the new arrange
ment will be held on the Sd, 4th and 9th
of July next. Steps are being taken te
make these meetings attractive and sue
c~essful.
Six dainty Jays sat in the tree,
As merry as six Jays could be,
Il But the March wind came. and wher'
are they3
Gone south to wait for a summer day
Our dollar rate is just taking the cake
and our subscription Is swelling beyont
all former proportions. That's right
good people. Come right along. Th'
more subscribers we have the better pape
we can make for you.
Van Hautten's Cocoa viii
be served free at Vaughan 8
Nice lelland's Monday, March
10Th.
Readers OF the INTELLIaENCER didn'
have to borrow a paper or depend on the
big city daily or weekly for President
Cleveland's inaugural address. They
found IL right in these columns, as they
find pretty much OF everything they want
and only one daller per year.
Marshal Hamlet notifies merchant;
and all others that they must not throw
or sweep trash into the streets. This is
good ~precaution; trash obstructs sewers
frightens horses and breeds disease. In
this connection there must be something
said of the wickedness of throwing nui-
sances.i In back alleys.
Some boys passing Mr.. Jas. Meyers, on
10Th street, Wednesday afternoon dropped
a Lighted match in his yard. The match
ignited the grass and quite a little blaze
ensued, when George Kerdolfi, Clyde Hal
and Howard Payne ran in and e~xtinguish-
ed the flames which were dangerously
near the plank sidewalk.
A very pleasant social was held at the
Methodist parsonage last Friday evening
Mrs. Carpenter was assisted In receiving
by Misses Fannie Taubman aud Marthi
Crenshaw. IL was given for the purpos,
OF cultivating social intercourse between
the young people OF. the church, and wa
largely attended and all enjoyed them
selves. Light refreshments were served
Hogs are down again but not SO will
lard and pork. No one but a millionair
can afford fritters OF a loin roast. A slic
of ham knocks an ordinary banker dizzy
A spare rib without trimmings costs 8
cents; n with a little meat on Is clear
beyond the vision. An editor has to liv
on bottled pig squeals or go without mea
entirely.
Poor old Tod Is dead. Tod was tn
poor harmless, silly old negro who wa
such a common sight on u streets a fe,
months ago. But Tod, like other mortali
had his day, and like other men mus
cross the great divide. Silly from birth
he was allowed to roam the tpwn at will
and being innocent OF all wrong dom
q was taken cara ofsbx his mother. Sewers
weeks 40 re <o1 ead never got u
i He via buFIeo Iaussday afternoon
1<arips ! chesc< 10 save money. Tw
s 3 5 90 i tne : lsr yea.
aEaoER and either Ia of the followin
papers:
st. Louis Republic,
Kansas City Journal,
Kansas City Times,
New York World,
New York Sun,
, New York Herald,
Z st. Louis Globe Democrat.
} For $l.25 we will send you the INTEL
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