New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-06-01

Some Of the heahicst looking citizens OF Gin.
cnnati Try 10 evad. jury duty for the following among
other rrasons: "'ant 1T stih" Compelled n
move about" "Corns." b" Hard of hearing" Eye.
sight poor" Ringing In my head" DIZZY" g. Must
keep COOL" Must keep warm" Afraid of draughts"
Rheumailsm." " Toothache."
Imposing the Boy.-Mrs. Fes-what on earth
did you get IA new lawn mower for Isn't the old
one good enough for al TN, work we have to do!
bear In mind that We can get twice the amount Of
work on, OF Tonmy with new s,, machine that We
Numerically the Lutheran Church Is the fourth
religious denomination in this country. having an
enrolment OF I.23j.Oo0 cOmmunicant members. IU
total membership throughout the world is about
! 10000 coo.
Prcfessor-I was sure That we were going TO
have lnd weather today. because had such pain In
After all. is It not possible that leg panied me
becanS. | fell Yesterday from Ia" top Of stepladdcr
In my library ,-Fliegende Blatter
| says The Congregaticnalis,- The Of the
gown by Congregational ministers appears to be
steadily increasing IN recent years. In Boston Mr..
Gordon the Old south and Dr. Ilerrick at til Mount
Vernon. in cambridge DR. Mckenzie at the First. in
Ercoillne Dr. Thomas at the Harvard Church and In
Newton DR.. Calkins regularly stand before their
peop. IN the LACK gown. The minister going TO
supply the Central Church will find tina; article In the
retiring Br. stiuson has assumed II on enter.
|
York In n nunIlcr Of the Other larger churches It Is
part OF tn" pulpit equipment
As Dean William Lawrence will soon become
bishop Lawrence. some discussion has arisen as TO
TN" proper man To succeed III" dean In the place no
vacalcs hr The bishoprc OF Massachusetts. The
names Of two three gentlemen hay" been men.
the board Of trustees Of The Episcopal Theoosical
school AT Cambridge want 10 make IL an institution
that will be hr.asnon II" deaom ,a OF in this
TO the post OF Rehabilitation Transcript.
Frederick A. saward the Editor OF The Coal Trade
Journal Of this city. has issued his useful COM
pendulum cf the coal trade for 1893. 1t gives facts
and statistics relative 10 coal production, prices,
transportation. etc. corrected 10 the latest dates.
As an accurate and complete record OF one Of the
greatest industries of the country the value OF this
compilation Ia, TO be widely recognized by bust'
men.
Larry's lament" wurra! wurral" srcaned Larry.
" Bad luck to the day ! WAS bor-rn! Here's Thin
banks all Dustin up an me not got clint In amy
wan EN- -tChcago Tribune.
The Philadelphia Times" thinks that the ofico
seekers. who thought all they had TO do was to 20
to Washington and take their pick will soon so homo
and take their shovel.
Tailor ,meclng friend the street,-I thought you
said you mail tina, 81 bill that you owe me-
pcsce" to %'n "H" TO found that pncn on the
walls. ro,t no bills -(Des Moines Arsonaut.
Dr. Mcconnell the well-known Eplscopalan clergy
man OF philadelphia In II recent sermon said: % have
teen Instructed 10y ecclesiastical superior 10 use
"A PRAYER to Almighty God 20 avert tho cholera. But
cholera IS dirt disease. II l., therefore, prevent
able disease. To prevent the cholera you have only TO
remove the dirt IL you leave the dirt, you invite
the cholera. This city OF Philadelphia Is full OF
nth which nobody is trying Ia remove. 10 let that
filth remain pray God to keep away the cholera
10 tribe with the cholera and with Almighty God.
While that filth Is allowed 10 remain refuse 10 offer
such payers
80 your son only took the freshman and sophomore
yeas In college ~
Yes but the sophomore course he took very thor
oughly: h. devoted three years ~ H.'-Flcgcnae
Blattrr.
Professor r. X. Cheyne. the eminent BIBLICAL
scholar OF oxford. has the sight Of only eye, ana
h. cannot that except IN natural light. And YET
he has written large number OF books requiring m
Immense ahsount OF original investigation.
Had Learned His Lesson" II that mans watch had
down and only needed winding" said the APP
prentice, why didn't you wind 1t and hand II back
10 him ?" . =.
"You are no Judge OF human nature. my bov:' sald
the old iewellcr. III | had done that would nave
lost his trade forever" .
And he put dollar tag on II and hung II up v
his wlndow.-(Chcago Tribune.