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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12

II win cost you nothing and will
surely do you good. IL you have cough
cold. or any trouble with throat. chest OF
lungs. DIR. Kings New Discovery for
consumption, coughs and colds is guar.
anteed TO give relief. or money viii lie
paid back. Sufferers from Ia grippe
found il just the thing and under It's
use had a speedy aud perfect recovery
Try sample bottle at our expense and
learn for yourself just how good thing
1t is. Trial bottles 10 cents at Peek
Bros. drug store. Large size % cents
and Si.OO.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12

Frsdss u femaia sesrr@l eesks she
~As a''eS'iaEeHssl y Ms hvp<f, ni'v
MI return Monsaas.
Ms cI3ta Orr - NJ. Is Grand ave
nas and Mrs Bisneh Hustled AID eafs
= N 81 North fFoas street ass spent
ms Sunday with Ms +. ". Jonnson II
Rockford
Nss L. Grand piefce. Who has been
ho1se fox : tea da,s. nil return - her
soeal Studies IN Chicago. Monday where
she vi remain duflag AaseE and part
Il April.
Miss Edith Orr q No. ID Grand ave-
pne and her friend. Niss fiora West.
atte'ssied the Knights II ~ ti4iAs bail at
Benton Hsrtor. Monday evening
Mrs. W. j. Russell. who has been
sack Tor several months Is Low spending
sonae three weeks IN Mysksg,n county
where she has two ssstcfs-
Mrs III. X. Rogers has returned 10 her
home in New Buffalo. after visiting her
fsthef. who lives In the city. hhe en-
loycd the visit very uaUch-
John T. Wheeler went TO ST. Louis.
No.. Tuesday and returned Friday. HIS
father. James L. Wheeler, was seriously
injured In an accident.
john j. Hasselman. president IL the
Grand Rapids Art association. has charge
81 the decorations Of the Michigan build
Ing in Chicago.
Alber Dodge. grand secretary al the
Gosd Templars. went to Maskegon
to attend meeting Of the grand lodge
committee
III. NJ. Atwood. agent for the Warren
Scharf Asphalt Paving company. made
business trip 10 Milwaukee Wednes-
day.
Miss Minnie solomon OF the Hunt K
Davis abstract Office. Is spending Sun.
day with her parents in Gaines
Miss Myrtle Hyde az the Grandville
avenue school is spending Sunday with
her parents in Rockford.
Mrs. Katherine Walsh Vernon. who
has been visiting her mother here, went
10 New York Thursday.
W. w. Chalmers, city superintendent
of schools. made BUSINESS trip TO De
troit and Toledo last week.
Miss Margaret Bryar Of the Straight
street school has resigned and gone 10
her home in Paw Paw.
David Lankestcr. county euperin-
tendent Of the poor. was in Lansing
Tuesday.
l.. A. Gorham. auditor Of the Grand
Rapids 4 Indiana railroad. is in Wash
ington.
Robert Young Of Jefferson avenue is
taken a two months trip in the south.
Edwin Tate is making an extended
visit with friends at Flat Rock. Mich.
Charles w. Greulich was at Dorr Gen.
ter on business a few days last week.
n. Friedman Of the firm OF n. & NJ
Friedman. has Como TO New York.
DIR. and Mrs. George X. johnson are
taking trip through Florida
Crawford Angel went to Traverse
City Tuesday on business trip.
Representative A. S. White made a
trip to Chicago last week.
Miss Knapp OF St. Marks hospital il
nursing in Howard City.
W. X Compton was in Mulliken
Tuesday on business.
Col. L. Crofton Fox is spending few
days in New York.
Mrs. A. r. Everts viii 60 to Chicago
next week.
+. 4. II. Fysh Is in London, Ont.
Miss Brennan is in New York.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12

Mss Lulu Pierce - No. 20 Bostwick
street, gave a reception 90 about thirty
u her friends Thursday evening. \
novel feature was the giving - prize
- the person finding tho most peanuts
concealed ia odd places about
The room. Tho prize. which vas
= beautiful paper knife. was won by
Miss Trankla After Investments were
served dancing vas INDUCED IN until a
late hsnr, Mrs. Tnveioy and Miss Buck
with harp and mandolin, furnishing the
t1usic.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12

George G. fohrson. rep-ezanfinr tho
lax ffm - Mse1eszis s Ishneon in
Clereiard .. iss guest = his fermer
c'asslra'e. A--'-iaht freseenaag After
res David = Burma
Col e. o. Tsni~s.t e fireenville 49, 4
fhe CTS T3s-eia1 night for ihe p1rf.ase
e in~tettine Tee Grand Rapids sa8 it.-
refizi ,iif.sstra n tie hf.zats q
fsfh5s=
NJ ard Mrs. Fdvir p Jhl re'sirne,l
from their es~tern tflr reefrrslay ssssrl.
tanletf - lhelf isa1 hfer Ma i.arY.
rte Ia spenf the ps-1 fou4teen uiont6s
atrsd
81 r. Winchester - sfe err ~ win
chester = lisr5els returned Ttrrsisv
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12

Miss Corslciia l.. Morris. daughter -
Nj and Mrs John Morris of Walker
township and Branch 4. Hanlon % this
csty eefe urited ~ marriage at the resi.
dence - tAe brides parents. TGseisy
evening ~ the Rev. l. II Davis Miss
Anna Nead acts-i IA bridesmaid and
Herbert =. Morris a. be-t lnsa. After
the ceremony supper was served and TIA
happy couple procs+eded 90 their tome.
No 81 "a alkrr avenue.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12

Commends itself to the well-formed. to
do pleasantly and effcctually what WIS
formerly done in the crudest manner
and disagreeably as well. To cleanse
the system End break up colds. head
aches and fevers without unpleasant
after effects. use the delightful liquid
laxative remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12

The best sairc in the world FOR cuts
bruises sores. ulcers, salt rheum. fever
sifcs. letter. chapped hands. chiiblains.
corns sad all skin eruptions. and posi-.
lively cures plies or no pay required II
= guaranteed 81 give perfect satisfaction
- money refunded. Price - cents pef
box. Tor sale by Peck Bros. druggists
corner Monroe and Division streets.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12
4 MINISTER'S TESTIMONY


nx Cosaiana and Associates Ia hsssiet
to 30 alsa ios 49, x>sAs q ,a41s l<sss..s
~he ma, - r1ssfznx iFesn usst crssd a.
es>e, csiaua. ~o1id ~ piss-~ssss add ,ns
sesi,n.oas ~ st.ss sAsch has slroassy s@s
gisen-
Mine Vase yer, severe 0a@e. l LAD f-><n
troatlcd with ce<zfrA fss 1.one ti-zn ffse<a
years. Al FIRST "a sacessd eEl> ny hesa.
a'tsyssrd 1ny ths>3t s1d 1n4lsy estea1ol a.
sns stomach.
Ia le-o had TIE czt4rsh Hover, nad ffpsn
thai time ca aufsse4 untold n.4s<xiss AL
tbs aseay II Indigestion AID .o5ss-.1l< and
sefy ssssr~ Ae.>l41i.s- 4nsl. I had @i-e4i
g.sen W AZ ha5< al ever bes1g t-.s5ss.
l had Ia Tie aevrs~l<rs u es-s that sAs
~ nearly like nlns - eoa.a t<, ihea.xb not
u - lcrs Standing .A.u.z1saz<i> Al down
and ~fo<e yco Tor help. and la a shoft t-ias
reoeisod sneiiclnss aud s~san sFeatassnt
ioa would probably laugh were I ~ epn-
merasc al the rstens medicines and ns~truuas
l had taken tTfore this time. Wal. 800 siii
not he surprised 10 hear mn fiste thai osls
month'- ffeasnlssai with soo cid re n1oss
good than ali the ufAef things i,ot toseshtr.
~ nrss i sas SION - believe. l fAeslsnt
The elects w,asld soaf % IA l.ttis ~h..e.
tiat your tl'Iatfnchl OILY gave temporary
relief, and tiass r,on soa.ld he - lad -
ever keps waiting for the Intense head
aches Ia come ON again. hnt sai,e.i IN sain.
Teey never came hack. fsit loatsou = fof
time without them. bus l assure you q y as
a joyful lune-sanene-r
Before begaa your Treatment l weighed
about 10 POUNDS, bot Low l Vega 10
pounds. l usea Ia have quite a strong. leAsy
voice. bun The casarfh ssoitzl--ain.osf de-.
stroyed IL. must s&y So~ / hsss $ny old
voice back again and shc ''s4uaskr has al.
most entlrcls disappeared.
have the grateSt confidence in your
treatment. ] know that Il j. successful and
am GLAD Ia recommend IL To all suffcrrfs.
will gladly answer any and al letters fcia.
tive 70 my care ana Jour eseellsnt tseat-
mtut that may he written 10 noe.
YOUR truly.
kTs. NJ. ". :. PFsnY.
Pastor NJ. 4. Church. Amherst, Ms.
Feb. IL, lss1.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12

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Al .<s,-4. 80 IS. NJ. Bert Ella
AL II !. N.<h.-r. sni Hr=- James Ne
Midas ara C4as4.s Holt sefe cl1sl,sd
The a.sse j.x Pes;ro clab wss. enter.
rzi8st. "Wednesday evening ~ 10 h.aas
sHs stfsst ~ ieess 4-d - L. n'i'fas
<...ttt ~ .t-r> - s><1 $3.50 - = - -
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12

Mr. and Mrs. Henry G. Peat vii give
two ssliree Rlueicalss on Friday anl Sat
nrcay evenings = thia v-ek They vii
he IA TIE nature - receptions and
firr uuscsi program viii ~ presented
~ Nests Campbell. farrr anil Post.
About 70 lnvi,afiers have teen issued
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12

IASIlS Restaurant has
animpoFlant announce
i,acns 10 make today.
Air, I'ysh has engaged
Mr. IL. Peek. well and
favorabIy known IN the
restaurant business.
who viii have full
charge OF this depart
ment. and which We
feel satisfied will please
our many patrons and
asmanymore who have
not yet tried our din
ncrs ar order cooking.
The coffee will bc sur
passing as well as any
thing else in the dinner
or order Inc.
OUR Baked Goods are
taking the lead from
the increased quantities
We arc selling.
OUR Candies are first
class. Give us a trial
when in need of any
thing in our line.
Is Canal street. near
Sweet 5 hotel.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12
CATARRHAL DEAFNESS.
Frank knsnxel Tells How
Nearly He Lost His
Hearing.
ORA copeisnt sad Graham Anssssd III
D.sssss. ksssessd H-s Hearing aad
Hs.lsh--onaefai Wcsds ana
0usspoksn Conmsntstion-

Mr.. Frank ksenrei. ~sii knosn Ia masi
cal circles. fron,lsaut Ia ioa<e shalfs. ADD
oue IL tie t<st knser Se<sa carriers IN the
city. lvias ~ "a Wet Bridge sirccs. has
heen suffering Tor sosas tii1s VITA ~sser
tayrfal deafness healixiog that the cad
world &c catarrhal deafness, be tells hos he
secured relief.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12

foF neuralgia. rheumatism. head AMI
tot ache and "a pains. u@e Duiian =.
great 1ernsn bnimenf n Scrianer Il
Aislrurih~ Ne q Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12

On Tuesday evening next Francis
Campbell. Henry G. Post and Wilbur
Force will give another Of their pupils
musical evenings in the new Gilbert
studies. Only music pupils and their
parents are invited. because the musicale
are intended for the mutual entertain
ment 81 students and not as public az
fairs. The following program viii to
given.
Piano Dnrts-<os. 4 4 and s......-..I .ocschorn
Misses Edith and Helen S,atiey.
Seleetiens from Rheaneckes "sceaes from
Jhildhnod .....-........-.
Miss Helen studlsy.
Mr.. Minnie Lilly.
fioltn lflsr- >cc-lrrt'. ..-.-.- Schub1rfh
Ms Jeunie kipp ADJ nr. Force.
NJ f,suiss- f1fchf<r.
Duet-Whon tae Wind Bls.srsh ia from tho
Niss flaneAe liurzin md Sir. I srnIifeli.
Miss Eiesa Trosbridxe. : :
D.svere Nafn,r.
So, itcxie.-.-- Nas<enet
~iumh-.r esiuR ............ kt,erkel
Nc. Liiley.
ftanc<-t.a fatr1g III RI. Haehruarn
= ss Dlis. iiofiel.
So Wind ID the Frees tioring-T Thomas
A. tet -onE ....... ......-. <evin
Al-a ifur4in.
Sonata fsr Piano With tpliin DtiixA'o Duezck
Misses Louise uteheon and hate Mct %.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12
kxs. NJ. W :. Pfsny.
Pastor NJ. 4. Church. Amherst, Ms.
Feb. III, lsaa.

Our system Of mail Treatment means a
symptom blank aud correspondents l. a.
perfect and effectoal a. our Office work. The
charge u the same-S5 month covers every.
thing. including medicines. Write for syu.I,
tom blank 90 DIRE. COPELAND and Grnhafil.
1s2 East Fulton street. Grand Rapids, Mich.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-03-12

F.efsr sasi ~ IL ssieir. rr<si
.ieaf se iafY r fhe Grand hsr b
l-esi fs'aes'sn ~ent r. fanssr z
Weireeise ae fen ikefe vsrr .ccxn,
lahfi.i ffsfees Hsrssasan. ilaess.l
tiat.itf itflsraid afi ilsveln - ~
sY.eet lfe PEE iFaieire = i%.s ia petsait
aa3 fie,is
tseffNs s srF - elefh u TO
nall q faff4eHf = fhe fs~s der. left
f'F 80 fsu>-laf eFfnire m ~
e9ssei e ne sri.s.s asna e - a
HAIRY. = atfssli-'a' ss.f.st shss~
~ A. b. Jesefs. ~....slss.n.t..,s =
- Assk hessssa% ssut - cbsess.e
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1893-04-19
The Only inducements.

SCENE /. A cozv parlur. Lights not
too glaring and nor too dim. A piano,
open. with two or three romantic songs
on he rack. An odor of sentiment
pervades the whole atmosphere of the
room. Discovered. not too close to
and not too far from each other, Ned
and Maud.
Maud-"Therc is only one induce
ment in the world YOU could offer me.
Ned, to make me become your wife. /"
Ned-"Well, l haven't asked YOU
yet, have -"
Maud-"I did not say you had, but
was just warning you"
IA protracted conversation ensues.
ranging from mutual liking for the
same edibles to the spontaneous, SYM
pathetic union of two twin souls).
scene z. The same, three hours later
The sentiment in the atmosphere has
become so oppressive as to cause the
nights to burn with Pickering dim
ness.
Maud-"And you loved me the first
time you saw me?o
Ned-"Long before / ever met Won
darling. You were the ideal of nv
dreams. | lived in the hope of one
day meeting YOU"
Maud-"And you, dearest" (Buss).
Ned-"But tell me, my own, what
ola you mean by saying, before asked
you to marry me, that there was only
one inducement in the world | could
ofier you to make you become NV
wifep" '
Maud (shyly)-"That was the in
ducement."
Ned-"What?"
Maud (burying her face in his
chrysanthemum) = Asking me to
marry you."-Lifc.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1893-04-19
A RUSSIAN JUDICIAL SOLOMON.
Row He Got All the Meat There Was In
the Legal Nut.

Oriental justice sometimes finds a
parallel in Russia. where judges and
lawyers see no difficulty in making &C.
centric decisions and taking the meat
OF the nut for themselves, leaving the
shell for plaintiff and defendant.
One day at village market shoe
maker bought calfskin for 12
rubles, and having no money with him
went home TO procure it.
The farmer meanwhile sold the skin
to Il second buyer for rubles. Then
the original buyer returned, and when
he discovered The trick that had been
played was so indignant that quar-
rel ensued and the matter was brought
before justice
you bought the skin tirst?" said
the latter to the shoemaker, after lis
tening to the evidence.
"Yes."
"For how muchp"
1.-TWO and half rubles."
"Have you the money!"
Eyes"
"Put it on the table"
Then turning to the second buyer
the justice asked: You bought the
SKIN afterward and paid for it?"
yes"
"How much did you pay?"
"Three rubles."
slave you the skinP"
"Yes."
"Put it under the table"
The man obeyed and the farmer WAS
next addressed.
you agreed to sell for two and one
half rubles, and as the buyer did not
return promptly with the money you
sold to another for three rubfes?"
"Yes."
"Have you the rubes?"
ayes"
"Put them Oh the able"
When this had been done the Judge
delivered his decision: "The shoe
maker is to blame for bargaining with
out money and thereby endangering
the peace of the town. The second
buyer is to blame for odtbidding an
other, and the seller for dealing with
people without money. Now all three
of you 60 March,"
And they went perforce, leaving
skin and money behind them.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1893-04-19
Fixing n amer.

The circuit rider for a mountain
district in West Virginia was stopping
for day or two at the place where he
was to preach on Snnday.a and TO him
mountaineer came with buxom
mountain maid and wanted to be mar
ried then and there.
where's your license?" asked the
minister.
The man was surprised.
Amt got nome" he said. I'VE
don't have to have no license. do wei
We amt a-gon' to sell liquor"
That was all the license be knew
about. The minister explained to him
and he rode away ten miles to the
county seat and later in the day APP
peared with the license.
That cost me a dollar mister" he
said ruefully. do you charge any
thing?7
"1on can pay me whatever you
please, but | never charge less than a
dollar"
We'll, I've only got half dollar.
mister, and won't git the balance till
after harvest"
The minister hesifated. because he
thought he mountaineer was trying to
beat him. aud while he was willing to
perform the ceremony gratis, he didn't
want to cut prices. All at once the
mountaineer put in:
I've got it, mister he exclaimed.
showing the half dollar at him. Here's
half yer price. Now YOU marry Han
ner to me- They amt anybody liyin'
that | want but Hammer. and Hammer
kinder bankers fer a whole passle of
fellers that is better lookin' than | am,
but amt SO well off; so if YOU git her
fixed YOU needn't worry about me at
all. Take yer half dollar an go ahead
on Hammer. You kin fix me after
harvest, an I'll give you t'other aaii
when the jobs done"
However. the minister couldn't see
his way clear that way. and he COM
pleted the job then and waited until
after harvest for his fee
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1893-04-19
COULDN'T SPEAK "ENcLEeS."
How a smart Girl squelched Washer
In Central Park.

She was Young, stylishly dressed
and very attractive looking. She had
gone ont early in the morning to take
a constitutional in Central Park. says
the y. Y. Herald. She strolled along
the paths watching the teams pass by.
halted before one of the benches. and
finally sat down. She was apparently
absorbed with her own thoughts.
A Young man, also well dressed,
happened to stroll by about this time
and. noticing the fair creature seated
before him. deliberately seated himself
by her side. Ostensibly he was alb
sorbed in the perusal Of a newspaper.
Occasionally, however. he would cast
an admiring glance at his fair neigh
Dor and finally, with an expression of
childlike interest, ventured to address
her.
Beautiful day" he remarked.
She looked up. smiled sweetly and
said nothing.
do you live in New York;" he
asked.
She looked at him wonderiDgiy and
then said slowly. Il no speak Englees,"
in dulcet tones. Her face had by this
time assumed an expression OF vacant
curiosity. which seemed to encourage
the young man to proceed.
but tell me-" he said, "are you
German, French, Italian, Swiss?"-
81 no speak Englees," came the
answer again.
well, you are very pretty. Do you
understand thatp"
Still the same answer.
The young man then began to make
signs, but without eliciting any further
response. He made another attempt.
"You are married, no doubt" he re-
marked desperately.
81 no speak Englees.'
"Oh, you know what mean. Hus-
band-man - homo - hommen = and
beads of perspiration began to show
themselves on his forehead. Still that
look Of innocent wonderment and the
same exasperating reply
81 no speak Englees."
Just at this point another well
dressed young man happened along.
He, too, saw the young lady. and walk
ing up to her side addressed herr
what. is that really you, Miss Mp
Why, what Oh earth are you doing out
herep Taking an airing?"
"Oh, yes" she replied. with the
purest English accent. 1--WE been TAX
ing a constitutional. Doctor ordered
me to, you know. And Casting a
sidelong glance at the young man who
sat in a state of sudden collapse beside
herr I've had such a delightful time,
too"
She then took the proffered arm of
the last conner and walked briskly
away.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1893-04-19
Russell's Grammar.

Russell is years old. and his elder
sister. Bessie, is trying to teach him
grammar. SAYS the Youths Companion.
Bessie herself speaks correctly. and
she does not like TO have Russell make
30 many mistakes. But she does not
think her little brother is a very apt
scholar.
Il singed my song to Mrs. Hooker
last night" said Russell "and-'
You should say 1 sung not 4
singed." interrupted Bessie.
Yes" said Russell, hurriedly; Il
sung it, and she thinked it was nice"
20 u>sell!n cried his sister. with a
little frown, you must not say think.
eds there is no such world You should
have said She thought ii was nice"
"She did not say so anyway" said
Russell stoutly. "She said. 4 think
that's very nice'-'cause ] member
nowr
"Oh, dear" laughed Bessie, cant
ever teach you the difference between
the present and past tensesP'
mo. don't guess you cam" said
Russell YEARLY.
The next Sunday Russell went to
Sunday school.
did your teacher give you any
candy .o-dayp' asked Bessie on his re.
turn home, for the little boy was often
the recipient of such sweets.
'Oh. yes" said Russell, brightly,
land I'd have brunged you one II I'D
have thanked of it,"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1893-04-19
A PHOTOGRAPH WARDROBE,
Classic Drapery for Lady Sitters Who
Pose ms Beauties.

What do you use that lace curtain
gallery. says the Detroit Free Press.
That isn't a curtain" said the pho
tographer as he folded up the coarse
length of cheap lace; that's classic
drapery for my lady sitters who pose
as beauties. Look at this and this"
He pointed TO several pictures in the
showcase. where girls who were gotten
up to look like actresses or profess
sional beauties had their photographs
on exhibition.
These girls haven't enough money
to buy piece of lace even as cheap
rs that. They are all employed at the
very humblest and poorest paid work.
but you would never guess it to look
at their pictures. After Miss H., my
assistant. has draped them in that lace
they look as if they had just stepped
out of ballroom or picture frame.
Here is one coming now. Look at
her"
She was II bright-faced. olive-skinned
foreigner. dressed in light brown
alpaca dress that was hideouslv unbe-
coming. Her black hair was strained
away from her face in hard brads.
She disappeared with Miss H. into a
retirng-room, soon to emerge another
person. The tight coat sleeves of her
dress were pushed up to her elbow.
and her high corsage so folded in AS to
show a round, slim throat.
The lace was belted at the waist
line and pulled on the shoulder. The
hard braids' were let out aud left a
fluffy effect of crimped hair, transfer
ring an ordinary girl into avery pretty
one. The operator then took her in
hand to pose for her picture.
She will send that picture home to
her friends in Norway or Sweden, aud
they will all see how improved she is. :"
said the photographer with pardon
able glow of pride, "and it doesn't
cost them II cent extra for all that fix
ing up. | have an old fur. lined circu-
lar of my wife's that use as a back
ground for winter picture. 1t looks
as If the girl has just uufaslened it.
and comes out splendidly. and it gives
them an air of comfort and elegance
combined. It's great schcme and
sells lots OF pictures, but don't give it
away. The girls might not like it,"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1893-04-19
Wasn't Equal to His Name.

He was small boy travelling with
his father and mother on a train and
the way in which he war-whooped up
and down the ear-aisle made him a
terror to the other passengers.
"Sit still" said his father in fog
horn voice, "how can | hear myself
think when you're making such a
racket"
There. there. Johnny, dear, you
disturb pa" said his fond mother.
But the infant terror kicked and
cried and refused 10 keep one position
a second at a time.
I'D like to have the raisin' of that
boy,I just would. "said sharp-featured
woman who had her knitting along.
II wouldn't mind having hand in
it myself" said man who was re-
garding the yonngster with murder in
his eye.
"Sit still. johnny. dear" said his
mother placidly for the nine hnndreth
time.
"Why don't YOU call him John? He
might pay more attention to you,
then" said the father GROSSLY.
whats in name?" asked the
mother. "By any other name he
would be our Johnny STILL"
"Then for heavens sake give him
another name" retorted his pa, "for
he hasn't been still moment with the
one he has,"
Then he plugged his ears with cot
ton while the other passengers en-
cored his last remark. Detroit Her
aid.