Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1893-02-03
ANNAPOLIS MD. FRIDAY EVENING. FEBRUARY g. 1898
CREDULITY OF MAN.
TWO GOOD STORIES ILLUSTRATING
A BROKERS' THEORY.

some sIen VIII Relieve Almost Anything
without LoEieal Investigation 10 some
body Tlsey Happen TO Know Appear. To
Iie in Earnest.
They wandered from subject TO sub
,ect In a listless way over their coffee
aud cigars. as men often do when they
have enjoyed good dinner. until the
broker got ON his favorite hobby-the
average mans credulity. His companion.
a lawyer. disagreed with him. and that
al once started them ON a lively argu-
ment. After few minutes Of general
discussion the broker said
We'll. I'll give you an instance. II is
a pretty good story anyhow, and per
fectly true. almost incredible as il seems
In the town where was born there hives
an old river captain named Stewart, who
is great practical joker. The proprie-
tor Of one Of the two hotels in the place
IL rather pompous and conceited old
man. Stewart walked into the Office Of
the hotel one day few years ago, and
drawing out a one dollar bank note asked
the proprietor if he could change an
eleven dollar bill. The old fellow said
yes, and took the bill, which, sure
enough. had the number eleven in the
corners, and just glancing at it handed
the amount In change to Stewart
"The joker had added another figure in
ink to the numbers ON the bill, and as
the proprietor did not like to acknowl-
edge that he had never seen an eleven
dollar bill before he had only glanced at
it casually before putting 1t in the
drawer. Stowart walked out Of the ho-
Gel and told all the men he met about the
joke.
about fifteen minutes after Stewart
went away man walked In and said to
the proprietor:
Mr.. Kennedy, understand that you
have an eleven dollar bill here. May
look at 1t? never saw one
Kennedy produced it. and the man
marveled over it for several minutes.
Eefore he got through examining it an
other man walked in and asked to see
the bill. and then another and another.
Finally Kennedy's curiosity became ex-
cited. and he thought he would see what
the bill really looked like. He saw at
once how it had been fixed and his
face was "a study. The boys shouted
with laughter, and the old fellow had TO
acknowledge that the cigars were on
him, and ho set them up like man."
''Huml that was funny" commented
the lawyer.
well. here's another instance" said
the broker. Stewart went to picnic
one day with some men, and one of them
had ON "A brand new hat he had just
bought In the city. II was an almost
white derby. and IL at once attracted
Stewards attention.
WELL he said, going up to the
young man, you've got one Of thosn 1v..
hats, have you? Let's look at itT
''The fellow took it off with some SAaw
Of pride and handed 1t over for inAp>0
ton.
&" 4 saw one Of them hats the other
day in the city, said Stewart TO the lit
tie group of men who had gathered
around him. and had half a mind to
get it. but as | was in hurry didn't
stop. They are something entirely new
They don't burn, you know. Id like 10
have that hat. What1l you take for itY
:" 4 don't want TO sell it, answered
the owner, grinning with pleasure at
being the object Of so much attention. 4
didn't know IL was fireproof though.
Are you sure about itT
"'Oh, yes replied Stewart confident
ly. Sell ii to me and Ill show YOU
4" No, if you're sure I'll try it myself
And the young countryman walked over
to wood fire, followed by the crowd Of
men who had been gaping with wonder
at the reported qualities Of the new hat.
How will put it iny he asked Stew
art. who stood near by with look Of in
tense interest on his face.
"fOh. chuck it right in. 1t can't hurt
it, replied the joker.
$50 the innocent victim threw his hat
into the fire. which of course made short
work of it. The mans face was con-
vulsed with rage and astonishment, and
his temper was not improved when the
crowd Of men burst into a roar He
looked around for Stewart, but that
gentleman had discreetly disappeared"
"Oh, come off Go and tell that to
the marines as your experience You
can't make me believe such fairy sto-
ries," said his auditor.
Those stories are perfectly straight;
! knew the men myself. New York