New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-13
THE TALK or THE DAY.

An English paper tells a story Of welknoM
bishop who suffers from impaired vision lie re-
Gently held lcvce. At length guest approaches
and said " How do yOu do. my lord Ny motha
wishes TO be kindly remembered TO you.7 h' slid
the bishop that l. very good OF her Ana DO" y
the dear old soul Nothing like good old mothers
be sure 10 take care OF your old mother. GOOD morF
ing The bishop did not in the least know who III
visitor was and said to his footran. Who was tha'
The servant replied. The last gentleman who zen
your lordships reception Is the Duke Of Connaushl'
Colonel VIII" 5 Hays who is known from one ese
TO the other OF the Blue Grass state rs IN. henuez
poet and who Is the author OF Molly Darhls ,r s
other popular songs is in the CITY. Colonel H.Is
wants 10 b. supervising Inspector OF vessels 10. '1s
With District. which pays $4,000 year ns y
backed by very strong cred "ntals-t"asihs'on 0'-'
"The Independent" calls attention 10 some literary
blemishes In President Ocvelands Inaugural ADDRESS,
especially his tendency 10 tautoosy. lie speaAs'
II says "of mnreserved and complete devotion 10 u.
Interests and welfare OF the people OF grown aus
expansion OF 'frugalty and economy, CT proa's.""
aud extravaganza OF economy and irueai!'
strength and sturdiness,' OF right and justice "
says that "a certain thing should be Justly ana mn
conceded that we should have Just ana equi'a"'
system Of Federal taxation. The use OF these syho''
nous terms In pairs Is OF Mr.. Clevelands "e''.
sins and We notice, also, that he uniformly sePa'a''
the sign OF the infnye from It's verb Tor eAa"P
ito constantly watch to honestly and cohs'ueia'"
regard This Is n very common fault among Inv.
lean writer's. 1t Is very rarely found III sOoo ''''
ature.'
Could Not Afford lt.-In Norfh Eitlne ', hrs
lived an elderly man who had been n'ar' ,cs, he
times. but had been as often bereh's ,r,sS as 70
death OF his third wife rnmor WAS cir,ui s spled
a fourth wedding. on being questioned nc ,,F al:
in the following decisive manner: May, I'm. ~, On
what wi marryin' on 'em an what WI ss iit, ns
,em as over eNpensivr. hh can't an0d " ~
malr."(The London Spectator.
SAYS state Senator Smith, OF Pennsylvania. ""n..
came over from my annual trip 10 Europe @s' =.
NOR made the Journey across the ocean !" -
steamer Ncw-York. Mr.. Salvini was one vi INV %.
scngers. During the voyage an entertainment IA
tho benefit of the seamen's Home was arranseu'
every body volunteered to take part IN IT, in' 80
who managed the affair waited some one " -.
The Star Spanged Banner but came W -"
clusion to strike 1t off the programme "H''' ,a
thorough search among the American passense's, =
- single one could be- found who knew the wosL
IN. f,mous song Mr.. Savinl learned of the "l"%~
and 10 the surprise Of everybody on board -"
that he would III that part OF the BILL he IN
the po,m with great effect and knew every WIZ snh
Ito bod learned H. he said. rs soon US nc "A'
TO speak the English language -.
A Mugwump Weary watdns-By the way
Is your politics - . so.. of q Mo
Hungry IIigginS-l guess ~. uhiskev
wumn Me appetite Is Democrat out NC
is Popuist-(l indianapolis Journal.
According TO "The Hartford Post iiar''o'a c.rh,,
social devil fish. erewsome monster nameu IN
loptem Whlstica," picture OF WHICH s.,,x,.msL
explanation II adds "Tke town has gone ".'' ~, n
noble md scientific game. truly but may - Az
carried to extremes? IL the presen' domes.
wills, continues with our ladies' all social anu
Tic dut,es will be interrupted, business whIstI
abandoned and many households broken W. a uI,y
Whist morning noon and night. Ana ~" ,,mt.
,hat there Is not more time for this ins'dou' ous
Whist scepties-thls term includes the &c" dni
NJ who are not whistomaniaes-may poss "".,,edt
some dismal consolation in comparing the '"a limo
,,cs Of the champion devilfsh described =, this
Win the game as taught and played In Har',o.S BE-
winter. Let the unwary beware % inst 40
come victim OF whist without knowing ~ ..',,hoat
the luckless bather Is caught by the de''i"'"
being aware OF It's existence"
.sorry I'VE no better quarters 10 "," marry CAP
TO- Mrs Ouiverfull u An. you snoh hsis vou1 ~
lsah SP Quarters, tioi-Gondoa Punch