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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1893-12-04

WASHINGTON, D. O., Dec. 3.-The ex-
ira session disposed OF all the preliml-
uaries generally necessary at the OPEN
ing of long sessions; consequently there
will be none Of the usual Ireasons why
Congress may not begin business
promptly upon convening tomorrow.
The committees of both the house and
the senate having been appointed at
the beginning Of the extra session, re-
ported many bills which are now on the
calendars OF tho two houses, and in
position to be considered when it shall
be the pleasure OF the members to take
them up.
There are between fifty and sixty
bills and resolutions on the senate cal
endar 80 that it can begin legislating
Immediately after the receipt of the
Presidents message II such course
should be deemed desirable.
There will probably be very little II
any business attempted tomorrow be-
yond the receipt OF the Presidents mes
sage, and it is probable, judging from
precedents and because Of the fact that
several senators will be absent, that the
senate will adjourn on Thursday until
Monday OF next week.
WHERE THE INTEREST LIES.
Interest in the regular session of Con-
gress, which convenes at high noon to-
morrow, will center at the house wing
Of the capitol, where the new tariff bill
is on the way. An enormous pressure
for legislation of all kinds, public and
private, beneficial aud otherwise, will
exist from the first, but as soon as the
decks can be cleared the tariff bill will
have the right OF way. The extraordi-
nary session showed the purpose not
only OF eliminating the silver question,
but advancing the tariff problem four
months on the road OF solution.
The Wilson bill will be introduced in
the house the latter part OF the week,
probably Thursday. On that day the
len days allowed by the rule under
which the tariff bill was filed during the
recess will expire. The Mckinley bill
was not reported to the house until
April 10th. If the Republicans attempt
to prevent the reporting OF the bill this
week on the ground that the ten days
allowed them should not be deemed to
have begun until the Democrats OF the
committee furnish the estimates OF tho
revenue to be derived from the bill,
these estimates as yet not having been
completed, the claim can and probably
will be set up in opposition, that the Or
der under which the Republicans were
allowed the few days in which to make
their report was a recess order, and its
terms not having been complied with,
the order fails at tho opening of the
regular session aud the statu quo IS re-
stored.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
The child in the Basket.

The vigilance of an old-time customs
official il may be said, came, perhaps,
within an acre of changing the course
of French history. One day mother
who had been to country house near
Marseilles returned with her son to
Marseilles. 1t was twilight. Thechild,
eight years old, had been put in a
peach-basket borhe by donkey and
the mother, fearing the child might
take cold-it was in November-ha
covered the boy with a thick brown
shawl Tired with running around
the country all day. cosy and
warm under the thick shawl,
the child was soon asleep and
hidden by the sides Of the basket
When the city gates were neared, the
mother, forgetting all about the child,
walked distance behind the donkey
and did not make him stop at the Gus
tomhouse TO be searched. The customs
officer, seeing the donkey jog on with
out stopping, suspected that he was
laden with struggled goods and ran
after him TO thrust his sharp steel
probe through the basket. Luckily the
mother observed him, ran forward ard
screamed: Don't use your probe. My
child is in the basket" The child was
Adolphe Theirs George b. Griffith, in
Wide wake.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
OUT IN THE WOODS.
Little Bob's First Experience of Night
in Camp.

Little Bob's First Experience of a Night
in Camp.
Oh, how il did storm.-after it had
been 50 beautiful in the morning. too,
The long road in the woods was all
smooth and white, and Old Dandy, the
horse, went into the drift up to his
knees at every step, and his rough
black coat was filed with the thick,
whlrling fakes.
All the pines and the FIR trees were
bowed down by snow, and it danced on
the brown beech leaves like fairy feet
It stuck Bob Berry's eyes together, it
few il to his ears, it crept slyly down
behind his coat collar, and lodged up
his sleeves in very cold. aggravating
way.
But he sat up stiff in the old 'gum-
ber-boxn beside Ben Wade IA trapper
who lived in a camp in the woods, and
with whom, after much teasing, Bob
had been permitted to 80 and stay a
few days., till a big gust came and
whirled great drift off broad fir
limb right down upon his head. max
ing him catch his breath as il he had
been ducked in the pond.
Old Ben laughed, and snuggled him
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
Legal Notices.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS OF CHRIsrIA

NOTICE TO CREDITORS OF CHRISTIAN
~ BRISKMAN deceased.
State OF Wisconsin. Grant County, ss County
Court in and for said County.
In the matter OF the estate Of On ristian Brink
man deceased.
Letters Of administration in said matter hsv-
ing been issued to II enry Tinm. Of Lancaster.
in said Grant County. now, therefore, on mo-
tion of said Henry Timm. who appears in person,
it is ordered that from this date until. and in.
Guiding the 18th day Of October A. ID. 1893 be,
and the same hereby is, allowed and limited. for
the creditors, of the said Christian BriUkman
deceased. to exhibit and present to this court,
their claims and demands against said deceased.
for examination and allowance: that such claims
and demands will be received by said court, At
the court house, in the city of Lancaster, in said
county, at each term thereof within said time,
and said court will examine and adjust the
same, at the special tberms thereof. TO be begun
and held at said court house. the second
Tues lays OF September and october A. D. 1898;
and notice OF al which shall be given, by the
publication of this order. under the above cap
tion, for four successive weeks. in the Grant
County HERALD, weekly newspaper published
at the city of Lancaster in said county. the first
such publication TO be within fifteen days from
this date. BY the Court
GEO. B. CARTER.
S-l3 County Judge.
Dated April 9th, 1898.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
A Leader.

Since the first il PRODUCTION, Electric
Bitters has gained rapidly in popular
favor. until now it is clearly 10 the lead
among pure medical tones and altera-
ives-containing nothing which per-
mits its use as beverage or intoxieant,
it is recognized as the best and purest
medicine for all ailments of Stomach,
Liver or Kidneys 1t will cure Sick
Headache, Indigestion, Constipation,
and drive Malaria from the system.
Satisfaction guaranteed with each bot
tie or the money will be refunded.
Price only SOC. per bottle. Sold by
Stone & Hassell.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
The Spring.

OF 81 sess ms in the year, IS the one
for making rsdicsl changes 10 health.
Daring tue winter. ne system becomes
TO a vertaiu extent clogged with waste,
and the blood loaded with impurities
owing o lack of exercise, close coufne-
ment in oorly ventilated shops and
homes. and other causes. This IS the
cause of the duh, sluggish, tired feeling
50 general At this season. ard which
must be overcome. or the health may
be entirely broken down. Hoods sarsa-
psrilla has attained the greatest popul-
airy all over the countery as the favor
ito Spring Medicine. It expels the
accumulation of Impurities through the
bowels. kidneys. liver, lungs and skin,
gives to the blood the purity and quality
necessary to good health and oYercomes
that tired feeling
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
FOR LITTLE PEOPLE.
A LIFE SCHOOL.

I'm siC K and tired of school. said he,
As be heard the bells ding dong;
He sulkily picked his sstchel up.
and growlsd he as crept along;
is nothing hut school. from sun 70 sun
And I'll be glad when am done!"
Ho, no my boy I thought to myself,
What are you talking about}
You've scarcely begun to go TO school,
As you viii soon find out
You'll have to enter. few years hence,
The school Of Master Experience.
The School Of Experience never stops,
It never shuts its door.
Vacation time is there unknown.
And recess is no more.
Each day the pupil there will find
Some problem deep TO vex his mind.
The master there is strict, hut just,
And though the tasks are hard,
The faithful, diligent and good,
Will reap a rich re ward;
Demerit marks will be the price
of shiftless Incidence and vicel
On grumbling school boy, recollect
Though now you scowl and frown,
That you are eating white bread hers,
While there you'll eat the brown
At the School OF Experience,
Where You will be q few years hence.
p c. Fosseth, in Golden Days.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
stone nv stone.

Tom and Robert were walking
through the woods; they came to a
stream Of water; both stopped, deliber-
ating what was best to be done
Il am going to leap it, said Tom.
j am going to work my way over
stone by stone" said the ,more prudent
Robert
Tom leaped, and missing his foot
steps, fell into the middle of the stream,
whilst Robert, working his way care
fully from one stone to another, landed
safe and dry on the other side
Boys, learn the lesson while yet
young; the shortest way often appears
the longest: do not try to leap across
the stream Of difficulties that separates
you from the shore of success
Perseverance, diligence and deter
mination are all stones cast across the
stream of life--a leap will bring you
down among them wounded and
bruised; but conquer them stone by
stone, and ultimately you will win the
other shore-the coveted land Of sue
cess Remem Der, boys. do not leap,
bat work your way across the stream
stone by stone N. Y. Observer.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04

SUMMONS.
- Circnit Court- Grant County.
MARY
Plaintiff
VS.
JOE G. SHUTTLEw0RTH.
Defendant
The State of Wiscor sin. TO the said Defendant.
You are hereby summoned TO appear within
twenty days after service Of this summons, eX
elusive of the day OF service, and defend the
above entitled action in the Court aforesaid; and
in case Of your failure so TO do, Judgment will be
rendered against you according TO the demand OF
the complaint; Of which copy is herewith
served upon You.
ED. NJ. LOWRY,
i0-l5 Plaintiffs Attorney
P. o. Address, Lancaster, Grant County, Wis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04

"A wolf in sleeps clothing the
substitute offered by the '-cutter" as
being just as good as Ayers Sarsapar-
lila. 1t you don't want to be bitten,
insist upon having Ayers Sarsaparilla.
even if 1t is little dearer. Depend on
j it will be cheaper tor YOU in the end,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
Nobody Knows

What l suffered for years with those
terrible racking sick headache. Life
was only torment to me; if you are SO
troubled, | would advise you 20 tske
Sulphur Bitters. for they cured me-
CLARA BELLE.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04

SUONLIN , NNENION SHLVE.
The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Beuises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, CorAs. and all Skin Erup-
tions. and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed 70 give
perfect satisfaction, or money rel lnded.
Price 25 cents per box. For sale by
JOSEPH T. BENNETT. 4S ly
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
Mrs. A. Il. Geddes

teacher of cooking, Cambridgeport,
Mass. says of Horsford's Baking Pow
der, II consider it equal to any in the
market and second TO none, | take
much pleasure in recommending it to
my cooking classes and to my friends
generally"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04

In almost every neighborhood
throughout the west there is some one
or more persons whose lives have been
saved BY Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Disrrhoea Remedy, or who have
been cured of chronic diarrhoea by it.
Such persons take especial pleasure in
recommending the remedy to others.
The praise that follows its Introduction
and use makes it very popular. % and
30 cent bottles for sale by Stone &
Hassell.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
HasseII.

Dsndruff is an exuds!ion from the
pores of the scalp that spreads and
dries, forming scurf and causing the
hair to fall out. Halls Hair Remover
cures i.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
by the foowng rr

HAssELI Lancaster Thomas Co.. NIonfort A. Farnhm,
Fennimor j. MNughton Cuba City JAS jeffrey Georgetown Jno Long
bh Dckeyvi p j. Binder British Hollow Keller, Keller W. D.
Burr Eeno Garner Kerr Hurricane; Henry T. Doll Burton; Prior
osch Casve NJ c. Edwards A. j. Frazier Bloomington L.
Knapp Glen Haven Thmmesch, North Ando Bgy Bro Bagey,
Sophia Dav Bodvle W. n Wofendn Patch Grove H. Goldman.
f. j. Muscoda; Mhe Poo w. H. Hunt Poo; r.
W. Boyd Woodman Anthony Abraham Mt lope Parker dernd Co.,
Boscobe; Fred Tanner, Sitter; S. j. Haser, Muse ida.
substitution other dealers who palm off in
rior worthless splendid medicines.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
Css.:a.. F.. Ey.IsI9! W1.!
The undersigned will Contract
for Excelsior Wood of the
following Dimensions:

1t must be cut 81 inches Itng in the
clear, same as sawed off 1t must be
peeled The wood must be clear or
reasonably free from knots, and good
straight wood Must not be less than 1
inches in diameter, each stick to be
split once from 6 inches mp to 10 inches
diameter, then quarter it. The above
applies to Eastwood, Poplar and Willow.
Por particulars call on or address,
LANCASTER EXCELSIOR WORKS,
RIA. TwICHELL, Manager.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04

The muscles OF the forehead and
scalp should be regularly exercised
several times day. 1t is said that the
individual hairs of the scalp can be
stimulated by rubbing me nspe of the
neck with a coarselv woven glove.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04

Some of the Grand Army boys may
be interested in the following from
Alex. B. Pope, A. D. c.. Commander
Dept, Tenn. and Ga. He says: 1--WE
have had an epidemic of whooping
cough h,re (Stewart, Tenn.,) and
Chamberlain Cough Remedy has been
the only medicine that has done any
good. There is no danger from whoop-
ing cough. when this remedy is freely
given IL completely controls The dis
ease. % and 30 cent bottles for sale by
Stone Il Hass IL.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04

One of the hottest regions of the
earth's surface is in the immediate
vicinity of the Dead sea. Experts in
the science of photography declare that
the sea loses not less than million tons
of water day through evaporation.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04

Rev. II. II. Fairall, d. D.. editor of
the I01CG Methodist, says editorially,
1--WE have tested the merits Of Ely's
Cream Balm, and believe that, by
thorough course of treatment, it will
cure almost every case of catarrh.
Ministers. as class, are afflicted with
head and throat troubles, and catarrh
seems more prevalent than ever. We
cannot recommend EiJ's Cream Balm
too highly"
l used E'y's Cream Balm for dry
catsrrh. 1t proved a cnre.-B. f. Nj.
Weeks, Denver
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
FOLEY'S CREAM

hands the
like 5
like Vasane
ny perumed We hundreds
delighted with No SHOULD
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04

Tourist lat Niagara)-A Coroner
must have pretty good thing of it
around here.
Coroner-Well. it's rather preca-ious.
You know cur income depends upon
the floating population.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
FOLEY's FAMILY PILLS

Have gained enviabe reputation all diseases arising from dered liver
dice, and Saow Complexion splendid dinner pill
The this Pill mild
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria.

When Baby was sick, we gave her Csstoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04

Thousands Of infants and children
yearly die of membranous Group.
We do not eXaggerate when we state
that every one of these innocents
could have been saved had FOley's
Honey and Tar been given them in
time. Pleasant to take. Can you
afford to be without it in your homer
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
Prevent Pneumonia and Colds

By taking a dose of Foley's Honey
and Tar after exposure or when you
feel the cold coming on. 1t may
save your life.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04

The man who is a stranger TO God is
not very well acquainted with himself.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04

i oui a..4,r. o,eDLAeaAN Pills
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
For Bronchial Affections

Hoarseness, difficulty in breathing,
etc. This remedy acts Ike magic.
Why risk your child's life?
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
For Asthma
For consumption

In its advanced stages, this remedy
will give comfort and relief from
paroXysms of coughing. In its
early stages it viii almost invaria-
bly, effect a cure. Do not neglect
a cold. Delays are dangerous
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04

Dated April 9th, ls9
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
sucKLlN's ARNIcA sALvE.

Stone & Hass II.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-02-16
ADJUSTMENTS.
The NIcGibeny Family.


The McGibenys are all of one house.
hold, and each ia q musical phonom,-
non. There is no instrument too diff
cult for them to play, or song too exact
ing for them to sing, and all done with
the most marvellous effect and correct
execution. They play on brass instru-
ments, on reed instruments and string
instruments, both as band and indi.
vidually, and they play all grades and
classes of music from tho simple, plain
tive little Old Oaken Bucket" to selec-
tions from Wagnor's "Die Gotterdam-
merung" and "Nibelungen." They
range in ages from the little 5-year old
tot, who thumps the big bass drlm to
tho father. 1t is a performance that
every husband should take his wife to.
every father his children and every
young man his sweetheart. All lovers
of frst'class music will find it
genuine treat and will be sure to tell
their noighbors of it.-Indianspolis
Qnd.) journal.
At the Academy of Music. Friday
night, Feb. II.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-02-16
FOR RENT.

GROOM HOUSE, HENRY STREET,
. s25; Groom house, Campbell avenue,
S35; broom house, Campbell avenue,
$40; 7-room house, Campbell avenue,
SIS; 5'room house, Campbell avenue,
Sl5; 7,room house, Commonwealth ave-
nue., SIS; Groom house, Third avenue
n. W, SIS. See HARTSOOK, the
Renter, LOG Jefferson street. 228tf
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-02-16
MURPHYs AND PHILLIPsEs IN BAT
TIE.
"A Family Feud In Alabama Attended with
SpriOnH Results.

A Family Feud In Alabama Attended with
Serious Results.
BIRMINGHAM, Ala, Feb. 15-Thc
Murphy and Phillips factions, residing
near Clinton, over Red Mountain, had q
small sized war to-day. An old grudge
existed, and was intensified when Gin
cinnatus Phillips married one OF the
Murphy girls somo months ago.
Yesterday the old man Murphy and
twelve of his brothers and sons went to
Philips house to get the girl and take
her home by force. In the fight that
followed Damascus Phillips was fatally
shot and Caleb and Cincinnatus Phillips
were badly beaten. Tney are after the
Murphys, but no arrests have been made.
ThcY did not get the girl
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-02-16
Tncro Arc Rocks and Rocks.

Dear father" wrote the son who
had gone to the city, 'sincc leaving the
old New llampshirc farm | have been
doing splendidly, and am just piling up
the rocks
Dear Thomas" was the old mans
reply, ''if all You went to the city for
was to pile up rocks, You might have
stayed ut home and helped me to build u
stone wall around the six-ncre field."-
Texas SiftingS.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-02-16

This play is presented by ono of the
cleverost companies in existence, every
ono Of them being especially selected
for their adaptability in portraying tho
character they represent. The star,
Miss Lillian Kennedy, is tho brightest
ingenu Soubrette in America. ,and in
this comedy she has q role which
gives full scope to her wonderful versa
tility.
At tho Academy February 2S.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-02-16
no Academy February 2S.
Heywood's Celebrities.

A full house greeted the Haywood
Company last night and no ono will be
heard to express any regrets at having
been there, for it was en- entertainment
OF the highest order. Al. lovers of both
vocal AMI instrumental music wore
highly entertained with the fine selec-
tions rendered, and the representations
of Miss Gleason completely captured the
house.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-02-16
Standardization.
colts Ma
Truth.

81 have often thought" said Mario
rric, abstractcdly, that each commune
ty should have an official known as the
fool-liillcr."
81 think I'll apply for the position for
this city," said young Frcshc.
but, Mr.. Frcshc," and Marjorie
looked seriously alarmed, there is
law against suicide. '-l,uffalo Express
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-02-16
Art!ut DOIpipt-.

Billson-Iicllo, Unison! I've caught
you ut last. I've been trying for three
weeks to get hold of you, so Us to pay
you that ten dollars 1 owe you, but
every time you suddenly disappeared.
Jimson-Eh? Have you been want
ing to see me for that?
"Of course"
Great snakes! | thought You want
ed to borrow more. IN. Y. Weekly.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-02-16
The Difference.

She (rcflcctivcly) ought not
be such difference between capital
and labor Can you explain it?
lie (realizing his opportunity)-Ccr
tainly. To sit here like an unrcspon-
sivc stick and watch you is labor, but
Ciissin% herr this is capital.
colts Magazine
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-02-16
IiiSlnet.

Jack-You look Respondent. Did she
refuse you?
Gcorgc-Yes.
Jack-But try again. A woman's mo"
sometimes means yes"
Gcorge-But she didn't say "no;" she
said "naw!'
Jack-Then your name is "mudv-
Truth
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-02-16
Delicate Flattcry.

Rich Banker hope you appreciate
the fact that my daughter is noble,
creature and will make
you an excellent wife!
Prospective Son-in-L Law do, sir, and
assn me that She inherited those very
desirable qualities from her esteemed
Acknowledgment Blacttcr.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-02-16
ViIlnco rhcntor taInsIc.

Village Boy-Wc played thcater to-
day, an it was great fun.
Fnther-What part did you play?
Boy wasn't in the act. was one
of the musicians. We had Il drum, an
three horns, an six combs, and some
ropes stretched over barrel for the
big fiddle. 1t sounded just like thea,
ter orchcstra.-Good News
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-02-16

TIE attractions at tho Academy OF
Music for the coming week are: Hey.
woods Celebrities, Thursday, February
1G, and the McGibeny Family Friday
February II.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-02-16
All Settled.

Little Johnnc-I guess sis has &c.
lcepted Mr.. Newcomer.
Little Sistcr-Why?
Little Johnnie-He hasn't given me
any candy for week, and yesterday he
kicked the dog.-Good News