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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-03-31

THE TRIBUNE is al a loss to under
stand why prairie fires are allowed to
burn on unmolested as they have been
lately and still are. The nightly horizon
is illuminated with them, and the atmo-
sphere flied with the stencil of their un-
ceasing smoke. Thousands of acres have
been burned over and some damage
doubtless occasioned. All perhaps on
account of carelessness and thoughtless.
ness. They are dangerous and expensive
uuisances and should be abated.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-03-31
Today is Good Friday.

The lady byker creates quite a sensa-
ton.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-03-31
quality.

The opponents of the school fads"
will be panied to hear that a bill has
passed the Arizona assembly providing
that Spanish shall be taught in schools
in incorporated cities and towns where
the parents of fifty pupils petition for
the employment of a Spanish teacher.
The "anti-faders" are doing their best to
bring the schools back to the old system
of teaching the three RS, and the intro
duction of a little Spanish will strike
them as an attempt to overturn the con-
stitution of the United States.
The serious illness of Editor J. D.. Cal
houn of Lincoln aroused the earnest SYM
pathy of the craft throughout the state,
and news of his con~valescence will be
hailed with satisfaction all along the line.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-03-31

Well, the merry-go-round is with us
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-03-31

Wednesday afternoon Rev. w. c. Stew
enson unitedin marriage at his residence
Mr.. John Engstrom and Miss Anna Hill,
both of Frontier county.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-03-31

severely.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
FROM tho Parsons Democrat ,

From tho Parsons Democrat,
j. W. Loughry, Of MaCombeF,
Preston county, was in town the
first Of the week.
VIM. Woiles, Of near Aurora, was
Ia town this week. Mr.. Weiles -
. senior at the University at Nor.
gantown, 10 which ne will return
this fall.
W. q. Conley, Of Kingwood, was
in town Tuesday. Mr.. ConIey re-
Gently graduated in law course at
the University and is thinking Of
locating hero for she practice Of his
profession.
The total enumeration Of school
youths IN this county is 1880; a
gain Of about 800 over last year.
We aTo entIsled to s1,1I3.6O State
School Fund. We ere fast getting
ont Of the back woods,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06
OUR AGENTS.
j. NAPIER TANDY.


The following parties arc our au.
thorlzcd agents and will receive and
remit to Ms all money paid on &C.
count. Any subscriptions or orders
for printing left with them will G
promptly sent to us. The agents
for TIE ARGUS will give receipts
for all money paid them, IL so de.
sired, but it is not necessary, % re-
ceipts will be sent direct from this
Office promptly for all remittance
Reedsville-Mason Watson.
Herring-George A. Herring.
Newburg-Dr. II. VI. Dent.
Tunnelton--W. j. Layollc and
j. s. Hunt.
Howesyille--J. u. Cooke.
Fellowsville-J. w. Robinson.
Marquoss--C. w. Roster.
Slnclair--W. e. Keiser.
Rowlesburg--P. A. Coniff.
White--George W. White.
Aurora--J. o. Lantz.
Carmel--Thomas Startzman.
Terra Alta--P. A. Fox.
Cranesyille--D. w. Frazeo.
unseman--Ervin Wilson.
Brandmville--C.C. Frankhougor
Bruceton-W. II. NcGIbbons.
Ira Gibson Hudson.
Weston---'Iohn s Mitchell.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06
LOCUST GROWS.

corrcspondcncc OF the Argus.
The basket meeting at Mt. Zion
Lutheran Church last Sunday was
we'll attended.
Miss Dora Kelly, of Terra Alta,
is visiting at her uncle's, w. IL.
Smiths.
Miss Emma Guseman has closed
her school ON account of whooping
cough.
Several Of our young people were
at tho Dunkard Meeting at Mark
lingsburg on Saturday.
Lucian Frankhouser is working
for Isaac Guseman.
Henry Spiker and little son were
visiting at Sugar Valley recently.
Lucian Spurgin bought fine lot
of sheep of Ezra and Grant Kelly
last week.
victor Cupp rs working for Jonas
Frankhouser.
Walter Conley, who was working
for Isaac Guseman, has returned to
his home near Albrightsvillc.
Lee Smith will teach the cominu
winter In Union district, We undor.
stand.
j. J. Kelly will teach at tins
place again. Josiah Ditmore at
Chichester, and Mollic McGinnis near
townsville.
The young folks were entertained
by social party at Mrs. Martha
Smiths on Friday evening.
Ii. IL. Smith was at kingwood
last week on business.
j. }. Kelly was at the County
Alliance at Albrightsyille OH Satur.
day. J.J. K.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06

MASSrNeToS. W. VA, July A.
Mr.. W. p. Turner, wife and i've
months-old child, while driving to
Sherman Heights. near Mt. Morris,
to-day to attend a picnic, their
horse took fright and ran away,
throwing Mrs. Turner and child
out of the carriage aud instantly
killing them. Mr.. Turner is s~ri-
ously II not fatally. injured. He is
an employe Of the South Penn. Oil
Co.
Yesterday was the day for the
meeting of the Presidents OF the
Boards Of Education of the county
to elect two members of the Board
of Examiners. County Supt. Fort
ney was here aud two out Of eight
Of the Presidents, but as the law
requires ut least three in order to
elect, nothing was doneand another
meeting Is called for next Monday,
first day Of County Court. Under
the new law, one Of the examiners
Will be elected for one year aud the
other for two and hereafter but one
examiner will be elected each year.
who will hold for tive years.
The Fourth Of July passed of
very pleasantly and quietly at this
place. The weather was fine and
failed to rain, as usual. Quite n
number OF people were here from
out of town. Many of the houses
we're decorated with flags and bunt-
ing, and the good order that pre-
vailed everywhere was very credit.
able to the town. Out at tho picnic
grounds, the people were coming
and going all day. Addresses were
made by Col. Monroe, Hon. w.
M. ". lawson and Attorney ID. NJ.
Wotring. At night the Court
House was crowded to suffocation
with an audience to witness the
Good Templar Entertainment. 1t
was free and this feature Of il
brought out the crowd. After this
was over refreshments wore served
on Court Square, and 1t was about
midnight before all was over. The
net proceeds for the benefit Of the
Lodge was about $37.
No OTHER sarsaparina has the
- merit to secure the confidence OF
entire communities and hold 1t year after
year. like HOODS sarsaparilla.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06

humanSsy. About ten A. NJ. the
parade began TO move from the
Factory Hall In the following order:
First camc tho ''Rowlesburg Dram
Corps consisting Of two Kettle
drums and bass. Second,
"foung Ladies' Broom Brigade. !"
led by Miss Cora Smouse. Some
OF them were Young, and some of
them were not so young. But
young or old they were perfect IN
their discipline and mastered the
manual of brooms IN way that
would make "British Soldier
feel tinted with tho green eyed
monster. jealousy. Mr.. Newt Daw-
son trained thom, and certainly
deserves credit for il. Third i'm
line were "Cassedays' Kalhthum-
plan, led by Hubert in person, and
that person was best bcstride n ven.
cradle gray mule, with little action
and less flesh about his carcass.
Hubert, who is tall, stately, and
symmctrically formed, represented
"Uncle SAM" and was by no
means a mean duplicate for his
August person. They were divided
into different nations, and each
nation had Its national colors flying
and dressed in the costume Of the
country. The horse racing was
billed to take place at 2 T.. NJ, but
owing to tho absence of one of tho
jockeys, Mr.. Frank PIummer, IL
was delayed I'M hour longer. At
three o'clock the horses entered
the races. Jack Williams horse
coming out best and winning FIRST
prize, handsome saddle. JEFF
Heath, the second prize, bride,
and Bill Soldiers, the third, curry
comb. The next on program was
the boat race, and rs Mr.. Ed CLANCY
and John Carrico were tho only
contestants, it was soon decided,
and that, too, in favor OF CLANCY.
The last and by no means the least
was the pig race. After chasing IL
an hour it was finally run down and
by tho lndefatigable Mike
Maloncy. Tho people cried fowl,
but | am inclined to think IL was
done fair and honest. About 0
z. III. there was one Of tho grandest
display of of FIRE. works ever seen in
this place, fired Off from the sum-
NIT OF tho historic Cannon Hill.
The woods around resounded with
tho boom of the cannons as It
seemed as II 1t were a volcano in
full blast. The rest OF the night
was spent in dancing, and, much to
the credit Of the town, there was
not single arrest made or single
case OF intoxication.
j. NAPIER TANDY.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06
INDEPENDENCE.

Cor respondence Of the Argos.
Tho 4th has come and gone as
othcr days, and is of no greater
value. But it is day held sacred
to the memory Of our brave defen-
ders and freemcn of 1776. When
they with hearts Of sympathy and
love, and after agitation and diff
Guilty, succeeded in men and means
to justify themselves in signing the
Declaration OF Independence, which
made as free and independent OF
other governments, and with the
heroes OF 61-65 they are esteemed
worthy of our honor for their hero
ism, as they are the men who gain
ed our freedom and the men Of
6I-65 kept it, and IL stands to-day
as a free, reunited country bound
together by the ties of deathless
brotherhood. They all should be
held in grateful remembrance for
their gallant deeds in making us
free, and we should show the trib-
nte of our love by placing upon
their graves the rich and dcftly
handiwork of nature, for this is all
wo can do. Tuey are gone--disd
for us, and let VS. as a civilized, i'm
telligent people reverence their
ashes, marked by a little green
mound.
We are glad to sec another short
but newsy letter from our Evans
vile correspondent. May he con-
tinue to keep us posted on the do
ings Of that little village and sur
roundings.
Generally speaking, business is
as good as could be expected.
Mr. and Mrs. u. u. PelI, of
Grafton, sre visiting relatives here.
U. .. Davis made a very eloquent
address for the @. A. r. and j. o.
u. A. NJ. the 4th.
Sankey Metzlor made trip home
on a short visit friday last.
We have been having a few ploas-
ant and acceptable showers Of rain.
Independence has for the benefit
Of the /. o. q. T. q very interest
ing Literary Society, and bids fair
to become one Of value, a. 1t is still
growing, and in short time it will
DO made public Tor the general good,
and every person with good inten~
tions will have a cordial invitation.
Yours for reform,
CABHsUs.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC.

/ hereby notify the public that
my wife, Mrs. Mary r.. Meyers, has
left my bed and board without any
just cause or provocation--wh creas
! Will not be responsible or pay any
debts made or contracted with my
said wife. Given under my hand
this Both day Of May, 1893.
st GEORGE w. MOVERS.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06
ADVERTISED LETTERS.

The following list Of letters
remain uncaIled for in the King.
wood Post Office, and # not claimed
at the expiration Of thirty days will
be sent to the dead letter Office at
Washington
Miss Evaliue Cmlders, Mary
Casseday, Miss Oslo Holy6eld, Mrs.
John ScoOby, Mr. Asbury Shaw.
j. SLIDELL BRowE, Postmaster.
July LIST, 1893.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06

Mrs. Kate Hawthorne aud little
son will arrive here tomorrow from
Kansas City to spend the summer.
Only one marriage license issued
the past week, that Of j. Barton
Eyerly, aged 20, and Arminta A..
Yeast, Is.
HARNESS We are selling
agents for u. N. 0rr's Saddlery X
Harness. Call "The New Hard
ware" NJ. Il W..
The Fourth OF July celebration
st Reedsyille was a successful affair.
The Sunday School and the Lodges
combined with several addresses
and a big crowd, made the occasion
all that was expected.
Circuit Clerk John w. Watson
has purchased the lot lying between
@. w. Fawcett and Gus. j. Shaffer,
on Tunnelton Street and will erect
a handsome residence on it. The
price paid was $500 for the lot.
William G.. Brown aud mother,
Mrs. NJ. P. Brown, returned Mon
day from ten days visit at the
great Worlds Fair in the "White
City" on the Lake. "Junior" says
that it Is the greatest show on earth
and everybody ought to see it.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06
NOTICE TO the PUBLIC.

Whereas, my wife, Sarah @. Gale,
having left my bed and board with
out just cause, I hereby give notice
to the Public that l will not be
responsible for any debts contracted
by her. SAM II. GALE,
Valley Point, W. Va.
July l., 1898.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06

Correspondence Of the Argus.

Correspondence Of TIE Argus.
Never ia the history Of the
River City" gas the Glorious
Fourth more appropriately kept or
such an immense concourse Of peo.
pie as on this occasion. u had
been heralded through the country
that on tbis day there would be one
Of the grandest celebrations here
tkat ever was witnessed IN this or
adjoining counties, and for that
reason everybody had turned out in
masses. About 2 A. NJ. they began
30 arrive, and two hours later The
streets were one moving mass Of
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06
Farmsrs, Look Hersi

Please do not wait until your
grass is ripe to order repairs for
your mowers. Why not order now
and be readys II. you wish us to
got them, call or write explicitly
now. Special prices in Mowers and
Rakcs aud Power forks.
MONROE e. WALLS.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06

Mrs. Edward A. Goodwin and
daughter arrived bore last week
from Fort Meade, South Dakotah,
and will remain some time visiting
Capt. Godwin's family. Capt. Il.
A. Goodwin is expected TO arrive
July goth from his Regiment now
stationed at Fort Leavonworth,
Kansas.
ForMa1aria, Liver Trou-
bic, or indigestion, use
BROWN S IRON BITTERs
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06
Meteorological Record for the Month
OF June
PLEAsANf ILL.,. w. Xa.

PLEASANT Hit, w. Va.
Moan Temperature, 7O3 Mean
Maximum temperature, n Mean
Minimum temperature, GO Maxi.
mum temperature, 90 on goth,
Minimum temperature, 90 on 24th T;
No. days on which rain fell, 10 I;
greatest rain fall in "a hours, GO
on goth number Of clear days, 8 ;
partly clear. - ; cloudy 2 amount
ram fall for month, 2 82-1o0 in
prevailing direction wind vest.
VIZ. y. TrTcHRwBLb, v. o.
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Coal Five Cents Per RusheI

will deliver coal from the
ZIMMERMAN BANK, from this
date until further notice, at the
remarkable low price Of FIVE
CENTS per bushel. Have your
coal house filed at once.
JOHN GBEAsRR.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06

o'ef ~ lcTfb Alta
WOOL WANTED, by W. Pos
TEN q Co., kingwood. tt
The fireworks display at the
Gordon House on the night Of the
Fourth was very pretty.
Screen doors, Screen Wire doors.
.adjustiblel 1.-The New Hardware, {"
MONROE & WALLS.
Don't forget when You come to
County Court next week to drop in
and pay up your subscription.
Born, to Mr. aud Mrs. Robert
Brown, of this place, q girl baby
on Wednesday, June 20, 1898.
Anyone wanting fine Celery
Plants should apply to Mrs. r. W.
Monroe. II
Miss Bette Stanhope, of Lexing-
ton, Kentucky, is here visiting Mr..
and Mrs. J. NJ. Crane.
Miss Ada Brown, Of Clarksbuig.
has been visiting in town this week
at Mr.. Thomas Squires'.
White Lime, Cement, Rock Salt.
etc., at "The New Hardware
MONROE 4 WALLS.
Miss Isa Monroe has returned,
after several weeks absence visiting
friends in Upshur and Harrison
county.
Dir. IL. s. Whetseli came over
from Davis City to spend the
Fourth here. He returned to
Davis to-day.
HIGHEST MARKET PRICE Paid
fer Wool by w. Posten & Co.,
kingwood.
Wilbur Brand and Mr.. Sigler,
OF Winfield, Marion county, were
here this week visiting the family
of Mr.. w. Ii. Brand.
For any and all kinds of legal
blanks address this Office. Prices
only so cents per hundred. II
George Buckalew has purchased
a lot between the Gibson House and
DIR. Martins, and expects to build a
residence on it soon.
j. Harry Neif was here visiting
his parents during the past week.
He was called back to his work in
the telegraph Office at Grafton.
DO you need buggy, spring
wagon, cart or road wag0n--call at
1.-The new Hardware"
MoNRoE & WALLS.
Rev. Charles Martin, of Alum
Bank, Bedford county, Pa, is Wis.,
ting hrs family at st. Joe. lie
was in town and gave us a paying
call last week.
Alvin W. Potter is making
arrangements to build on his lot
recsntly purchased in the Kimble
addition between Henry Montgom-
cry and Duncan McRa.
A splendid line of legal blanks
newly printed and kept constantly
on hand at the AReUs Office.
Orders by mail viii receive prompt
attention. tt
Charles w. Fawceet, Jr., who
has been employed at Bayard for
several months, has been visiting
bis parents near here, the past
week. He expects to return to his
work at Bayard in few days.
Whatever may be the cause Of
blanching. the hair may be restored
70 it's original color by the use Of
that potent remedy, Halls Yegeta-
BILE SiciIiaa HAIR Remover.
Quite a number Of orr people
drove down to the Boat House on
Che Fourth and spent the day pic
nicing, boating, fishing, dancing
and having very pleasant time
generally.
The game Of base ball last Sat
urday between Cranesville and
Albrightsyille, at the latter place,
resulted in a big victory for the
home club and almost freeze-out
for the visitors.
IN old times il scene to be
thought that a medicine must be
nauseating 70 be effective, Now,
al this is changed. Ayers sarsa-
parilla, one Of the most powerful
.If.-.H..m =.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06

LADIES
Aceofn8 tcnif, ~ children who want ffgfi6
lnE W. should take
httOWN'e IRON niITFua
~ n pleasant 20 take. cures Malaria fcdl
e'slson, biiiosoe2 end liver Conslaints
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06

We hope eforyono VINO owns = horse win raad
tho advertisement OF the ElkhaFt Carriage and
Harness Manufacturing Company, Of ElkhaEf,
Indiana, Appearing IA this paper.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06

When Baby vas siot, We gave her castofia.
When sbe was child, siie cried FOR castoria.
When sise became sIiss, si,e ching 70 cassoria.
Whom she had chiidrcn, shs eayeu,csn casosia.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06
GUM-ELAsTIC RooF1NG

DOsfTTVEfY THE BEsT AND CHEAPEST
u RQOfiNV ~ USE. $3.50 per 100 Square
Feet, including Wire Nails Metal Cnps ana
Paint Tor one coat complete.
GUM-ELASTIC PAINT
POI Tin and iron Roofs s0d tops Of FREIGHT
Cars. Z will stop breaks in metal. and often
saves The cost Of a new roOf One gallon Paint
and Tub. 3fIg
GUN CEMENT,
a positive cure fbr Loaky Roofs. n h dc.
signed expressly Tor repairing breaks Of nail
1oias ln On metal OF other roofs. Price 81 -
Der 10 ID can.
@. W. MBNEAR, Agent,
Kngwood, Preston Co., w. Va
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06
THE CELEBRATED TROTTING BRED
STALLION,
DAUBIGNg PRINCE,

Owned by the Preston County Trots
ting Horse Breeders Association,
may be seen st the following
points until the middle Of July
Valley Point, Monday afternooii
Of zach week, beginning June 49,
Bruccton Mills, Tuesday alters
noon Of each week, beginning Juhs
goth.
GAINESVILLE, Wednesday aftcrs
noon Of each week, beginning june
2Ist.
Terra Alta, Thursday afternoons
aud Friday forenoon Of each week.
beginning June 22d
Kingwood, Saturday Of each
week.
uUoH CAMERoE, Manager.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06

SH"e ~ 40 stt HANotSct ouOW vi ttIlD
and everybody ought to see it.
e - A few thorough
bred Poland China
y pigs, both sexes,
OF the finest type
and breeding, for sale at farme
prices. III. ID. CARROLL,
Kingwood, w. Va.
The Secretary of the County Fair
Association requests us to say that
meeting of the Committee APP
pointed to investigate and report on
this matter, is called to meet in the
Court House here next Monday at
2P. NJ.
Mr.. George b. Thomas. of Eel
louisville, has moved to Klngwood
ard occupies the Stuck property on
West Main Street. He is saddler
by trade, and works for Orr 4
Robinson in their big tannery
establishment.
A soft, fair skin is the result of
pure blood and healthy liver, to
secure which, Ayers Sarsaparilla is
the Superior Medicine. Ladies
who rely upon cosmetics to beautify
their compilations, should mako a
note of this, bearing in mind that
they can't improve upon nature.
The following summer guests
from Wheeling, arrived last week
and are stopping at the Hotel Cor
don /: Mrs. Thomas Carr and two
daughters, Edith and Elizabeth,
Mrs. DIR. Morris and son Turner,
and Miss Matte Ellery. Several
more summer visitors are expected
this week.
The wheat harvest Is upon the
farmers and all over the county the
golden grain is being gathered in.
The crop is fine one aud promises
an abundant yield Of the "staff of
life." The heads are plump and
we'll filed and the straw stands up
well and is thick on the ground.
SUMNER WEAKNESS, that tired
feeling, loss of appetite and nervous
prostration are driven away by
Hoods SarsapariIIa, like mist
before the morning sun. TO real
ize the benefit of this great medi-
cine, give 1t a trial.
Sure, efficient, easy-HooD's
PILLS.
DR.. s. NJ. Scott, Of Terra, Alta,
is the new member Of the Board of
Examining Surgeons for this place
aad succeeds ID. j. +. MichaeIs, Of
Followsville. The Board new
stands two Democrats. DR.. Scott
and DR.. j. II. Manown, Of this
place, and one Republican, DR.. NJ.
L. Powell, Of Tunnelton.
Specials Drives In BooTa and
SHOES for cash at TAYLoR's Boot
and shoe store. Gall at once.
Mrs. Emma Brown, who went to
the Worlds Fair with w. G.. Brown
and mother, is now in Wisconsin
visiting friends and expects to 20
on to Medora, North Dakotah, to
visit Mr.. and Mrs. Alden Eaton,
and will remain in the west till this
fall before returning here.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06

and breeding, for sale at farme g
prices. III. ID. CARROLL,
Kingwood, w. Va.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1893-07-06

A few thorough
bred Poland China
pigs, both sexes,
of the finest tyne
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-03-15
RIBALD ROT.

We are in receipt of the following
verses from Col. E. S. SHEPPE, who
thinks that he can write poetry. We dc
hereby desire to state that such poetry
as this is the Tuffest we have yet seen.
The first Whir!, as we poets say, com
mences in this wise:
Now the festive garden lettuce soon will bios
som as the rose.
There will be no lack of sorrow as it grows
and grows and grows.
For the festive blacksnake wiggleth as he gets
close to my nose
And 1 'spose that to the daisies / must soon
turn up my toes.
The next verse is such a spectacular
business, and considering the fact that
many male men take the paper, We can.
not print the business.
The third and last verse reads like this
comes
Necessary for one man to dissolve himself
From all womankind and to stay dissolved
And Don't you Forget it.
Mr.. SHEPPE is a scholar and a gentle
man, bat he cannot write poetry. If he
can, he should write Poetry and not bur-
den this Album Of Song with such bust
ness as we print above, alleged to have
come from the gallant professor or any
other man.