Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-04-16

the Irish elected that green should be
long especially TO thafn. ] never saw IA
lrishman. and neither did you. who wa
20 old aud 30 dOwucast that he didnl
hope With a foot aud a half IN th'
| grave he viii trust that by proper treat
ment the half foot that Is out viii ger
sufficient strength 20 remove the rest
| This is the sort of thing that keeps PEG
/ pie young forever
Bah LOVES THE IRISH.
For my own part, ] love an Irishman
| This Is generally, and not individually ]
/ could make q very good stump speech on
| that subject. What would CHS country
be without the Irish7 To begin with
the Democrats would not be 10 Il Who
are our .cleyercst lawyers2 Irishmen
! born IN America. Who are our wiscst
doctors? The men who have got an
allopathic dose Of Irish blood in their
veins Who are our best cditorsY The
men who without fear wear green
rosettes on the 10Th Of July. Who are
the handsOmcst women IN the world
The women whose black hair. blue eyes,
white teeth aud satiny skin proclaim that
somewhere or other an ancestor came
from the Emerald Isle. Even England
has 70 acknowledge this. With The cx-
ccptiOu Of Mrs Langtry. every one Of her
great beauties have been Irish.
II Is wonderful little place Not ms
big os the state Of Pennsylvania. I think
not half as big, II has representatives, all
over the world. The man you give u big
check 10 and a "thnnk you" for saving
the life Of somebody you loved, says he
was born IN ROscammOn. The man who
helped y0n when big corporation was
trying ~ down you, snys his people were
IN in ktigo nd the man who makes
.{Fe 10 you. " YOU happen to be woman,
md calls you pretty names, came from
g.. al.
sonle colonial association, and happen. In
the' search for ancestors 10 look into the
family Bible. suddenly discover that
your grandfather and grandmother were
married in Belfast Ireland produces
more people 10 the square inch than any
other country In the world, and they are
happier on less than any people ] ever
saw. Yet they come over here TO Amcri-
On and teach US how 70 cook. They rule
our hearts and they rule our kitchens.
and somehow they get nearer 90 u.s. and
we are more Interested In their affairs
than those of any other people The
cook we had before may have had q
sweetheart, but we never took any parti-
cular interest in him. but when Maggie,
who is % brghteyCd Irish girl, appears,
The women OF the house know, IN less
than twcnty-fOur hours. that certain
milkmNn h in love with her. and imme-
diatcly we change milkmcn. That's 20
give her an opportunity 10 see him every
lie may not bring ns good milk
~ did the other man aud he may not
give as good measure but ~ long as we
are helping along n love Affair." We don't
care The night that he II 10 come. we
oil fnvylp ont into the kitchen and give
her suggestions as 10 her appearance
and how she ought 90 treat him. and
then, when she Is going 10 be- married
the household sews lndusiriously for her
IRISH LOVEMAkING
A visitor comes In aud SAYS. what
nrc You makingr And we ull answer az
once, "A wedding dress for the cook"
Aud then the visitor suys. What is
het' We look rcproachfully aud scorn-
fully nt her aN answer, why, frich, of
course And then the visitor takes OF
her gloves and says, "Oh. then. IL rs all
right; can't / hclpV Maggie Is mn I'm
tho feelings Of oil the young men who
come To The house, And when the ON.
tire establishment is dressing You TO 10
70 q party she says 90 you ns she pulls
the mcinR "Oh, Miss, | wouldn't be-
after beln' 80 cruel to tue young gentle.
man. Sure there were tenrs in his voice
when ] told him you weren't nt home the
other day and you Just a-Httir' there
a-rudiu Bless his poor heart. he can't
help bcin' IN love with you. The very
flowers would fall down and worsbin
the likes of YOU The young man never
had q better plpnder than this.
II ! could be born aguim | would choose
ireland for my birthplace The finest
American citizen Is the man with Irish