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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

Secretary Carlisle is wrong
there has uot been too much talk
ing about tho financial affairs Of
the country Ifhe had changed The
phraseoiogy a little aud aaid there
had been too much uavering ho
would have beer right What d.
says amounts 90 what Vanderbilt
oneo smd about ihe people Who
is John @ Carlisle chat Dee sbould
arrogalo % himself this mighty
power2 This country Be- governed
by TIC people, aed untii there is q
chang ihe ator said people will
continue o. discnss fnaucial mal-
ters whenever they are 81 minded
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

The Democratic bosses have de-
decided that the next House shall
have n cloture rule, and thoy are
now studying up n new namo for it..
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

Nobody has suggested taking up
a popular collection for Eulalia,
the Spanish Infanta; but perhaps
At has merely been temporarily
overlooked.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

"My Congress-" can't get down
TO biz,
While Growers down with rheu-
matiz.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19
Resolutions.

So"h'l ~ tht institute heid NJ
this place last week:
Your committee on resolutions
beg leave 10 submit the following
report:
Whereas, We, tho teachers of
Wayne countyin institute assem-
bled, desire the advancement aud
upbuilding of education and so.
ciety in general. Therefore bo it
Resolved, 1st, That we as teach
ers and leaders of society, gaurd
our lives and actions SO as TO bo
living examples to tho rising gon.
eraton and thus under all circum-
stances command tho respect that
is duo our profession, gallantly re-
sisting all attacks upon our calling,
by the low and illiterato:
2nd, That our legislature should
enact some suitable, mild com
pulsory school law 20 secure tho
full attendance Of all children bo-
tween the ages Of eight and sixteen.
3rd, That we acknowledge in
our State normal schools and state
school potont factors in the furth-
eranco Of the cause of education and
that We will encourage them by
our influence whenever 10 ~ con.
ven.ent 80 to do.
4th, That we ask the Board Of
Education of each district 10 furn-
ish our schools with slightly build.
ings and apparatus, that wo may
do to the youth of our respective
communities a greater amount OF
good in the same length of time.
9Th, That in order to raise the
standard OF our teachers, we on
courage our County Suporinton-
dent and Examining Board TO 80
conduct examinations tnat each
teacher must stoud on his own
merits. Also that our School
Boards in the various Districts
should so increase the wages that
tho profession should at loast be
self-supporting.
And Whereas, We favor the en-
couraging Of local talent, therefore
Resolved, Qualifications being
equal, teachers resident in this
county, whose history and past life
are known should have tho pre-
ference by trustees in the matter
Of patronage to those with whom
school officers cannot have an op-
portuniiy 20 acquaint themselves
And whereas, We, ns toachers.
have been greatly benefited by tho
weeks work
Resolved, That wo desire 70
tender our thanks TO Profs. Hod-
gss and Bown for their instructive
and Invaluable services and that
We desire TO express ourselves a.
we'll satisfied with the manner in
which our Institute has been con.
ductod.
2nd, And TO DR.. Wharton for
the use Of his manikin and for his
able lecture an osteology also %
DR.. Sturgill for his excellent paper
on the effects Of alcohol on the hu-
man system.
Ord, That this body tender
their thanks 20 the secretaries for
their efficient work ia this Insii-
tate.
And, Whereas, We recognize Tho
high esteem ia which our profes-
sion is held By Tho good people of
Ceredo. therefore,
Resolved. That we tender our
thauks severaIiy 1st 10 ihe
King'a DaughUrs for iheir very
dei.Eh'lui entertainment
2nd. 10 ihe eiiizrns ri Corodo
for their kindness and hospitality
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

The Gecadenco of the popularity
OF the bull ffht in Spain is large
ly responsible for the Ddke Of
Veragua's threatened bankruptcy.
He raises fighting bulls.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

Butting ones head against
brick wall il pleasant pastime
compared with the eleventh hour
efforts now being made to form n
combination 20 prevent Crisp be-
ing reelected Speaker Of the
House.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

Wanted-A coat Of mail, war
ranted TO resist the daggers Of
fiends- Apply at onco TO Billholl-
man, House Of Representatives,
Washington, D. C.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

Listen to tho doleful cry,
OF the weary, weary walters;
They expected pie,
And they can't even get cold
"tatere.n
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

IL may worry the lynchers a
little to find out that they made a
but it will not mako the
difference to the lynchees.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

Representative Burrows thinks
the Jerry Simpson party, which
has up to date mernborship Of
one, a promising candidate for
straight jacket. Scoro another
bulls-eye for Burrows.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19
The Ceredo Advance.

The spell-binders are not in IL
with the wheat-binders, at this
season of the year.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

Secretary Morton might have
been engaged in a more useful oc-
cupation than when Inc suggested
tho profit that might be made by
coming counterfeit dollars Of real
silver. Thore DE- enough crooked
ness already without such sugges-
liona.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

To Dem ,cratic Congressmon-
Drop the right sort of vote in the
slot and get pie for your constitu-
ents.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

IL the Hawaiian government
really intends 10 hang tho men
who have been plotting for the re-
storation Of the queen, it should
ask for the extradition % Charles
Nordheh, whose encouragement
was the real cause Of the plotting.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

Cyclones have been playing hav-
oc with more useful things all
around him, but Gov. Altgeld still
lives.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

The Wayne County teachers nre
being royalty entertained at Ceredo
this week. No effort is being spared
70 make thsm have All enjoyable
time. Among other plans for their
enjoyment is a boat ride for this
evening, which promises to be quite
a treat for trainers Of the young.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19
UptUp.f

10 be eosiinoed
hl Of the enterprises Of THIS place
ave making saiisfactofy progress.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19
The Ceredo Advance.

a Republican Newspaper that
has n large circulation in the Big
Sandy and Twelve Pole Valleys
IAN excellent advertising Inedi-
uin.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19
Published Eccry Wednesday.

TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION:
One copy. one year. S1.5O
One copy. eight months. 100
One copy. six months. .lp
One copy, four months. .btt
Five copies, yr., - 10 each.
Fen - lag
Twenty 100
Strictly cash ia a4Cance-
lob printing OF all kinds neatly
- and promptly executed on rea
sonable terms,
Advertising rates reasonable, and
made known on application.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1893-07-19

scd ~ prurTists ra-t-sss rssslt - rrte.
"a hrHfnsAts hssrsL ZEE fagss-l Htttru FsrE
NED. Co, fii GiiaWuIs- st., AEu TonE
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-10-19

All that had been previously done in
the way of facial decoration was left far
in the shade by the ancient Romans.
All the Latin NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., poets,
natUralists and others-mention it in
Il way or another. It was the practice
Of Roman actors, as it has been of those
of the profession since the theater has
existed. Many of the einrerors used
paint more or less freely. Heliogabalus,
Il of the most eccentric, when he en-
tered Rome for the first time, had his
eyelashes painted black and his cheeks
red and white. In the time of Augustus
the custom was universal among women
of fashion, details of which are given by
Horace, Catullus, Tibullus, Ovid, Pro
pertius and the rest. Martial speaks Of
the chalk of Fabulla that fears the rain,
and the wax of ISABELLA that fears the
sun.
Horace mentions red lead and carmiue
as among the articles employed. Ju-
venal in one of his satires describes a
paste that cover the faces Of wives and
adheres with tenacity to the faces Of hus-
bands. Coquettes, according t 0 Horace,
used a paste prepared from beans, much
like that used by some modern French
women, and were also given to the use
of cummin. Mandragora is mentioned by
Pliny, and peoples by Ovid.-San Fran
cisco Chronicle.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-10-19
THE SNAKE BIT: WAS FATAL.

And the Red Nosed Nan Went on to Tell
How tina Venom Got In Its Work.
'.1t's all hambug, this talk about rat
tlesnakes being SO deadly poison" said
a red faced man in the smoking car.
'.I've lived among 'em. They used to
be so thick out where / live that you
had to be mighty careful where You put
your feet down if you didn't want to
hurt a RATHER or two every time you
stepped.
"My bed was never any more than big
enough for me ard the easy conscience /
always slept with, but I've woke mp
more times than I've got fingers and
toes and found that two or three rattle
snakes had managed to ind room with
us. They were plenty, | toll you. out
where l live. But deadly? Pooh! Why.
I've known scores and scores of people TO
be socked, AMI socked deep, by rattlers.
and | never knew of but one instance
where n rattle-'s bite was fatal: never
but once cut OF more cases than there's
pimples on a goose.
"Bill Bulger was the man that was
bit that time-a great. big, rough scutf
Of a log chopper that didn't look as if a
wholeden of r~atslers could raise as much
as Il flea bite or him. But he went to
teasing a big buck rattlesnake that had
come down to camp TO look around one
day, and the snake just threw his upper
teeth against Bill a couple Of times, and
every drop of poison he had he emptied
into Bills wrist. Eoller? Great jees-
wax, how Dill did holler! We grabbed
him and hustled him over to the Pigs
Ear shebang on t'other side of the camp
and began to decant rum into him, and
it wasn't long before Bill looked as if he
was glad he was bit.
Everybody said he'd die, though, sure
pop, because that buck RATHER must have
unloaded into Jim close on to three fin
gers of the best poison he had. Conse-
quently folks were surprised more than
You can think when they got around
next morning and found Bill on deck as
clipper as a red squirrel and sound as a
white oak knot"
What" exclaimed the man in the
next seat. Il thought you said that bite
was fatal.'
1T was, sir" replied the red faced
man. Bill got blind, crazy drunk on
the strength Of that snake bite and killed
the bartender!'-New York Sun.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-10-19
The Noon as We See 1t,

Did you yer stop to consider the fact
that the inhabitants of this earth have
never seen but one side of the moon. and
to inquire the reasons why such is the
case? The explanation is this: The moon
makes one revolution on her axis in the
same period of time that she takes up in
revolving once around the earth, thus
the same geographical region of the lunar
surface is always toward us. AS one ex-
PLANTATION usually calls for another, it
may not be out of place to mention the
fact that the reasons the two motions of
the moon above referred to so nearly
coincide are these:
The moon is not a true globe, but is
very elliptical in form. 1t did not in all
probabilities originally start on its axiai
rotation with precisely the same velocity
ssil.a which it moved around the earth.
hrt the very best astronomers say that
10 tE-o motions were not far apart in
tie start. Assuming that the moon IVES
semi-liquid Or at least soft in those ~
mote days.. the earth's attraction caused
the lunar surface to elon9ate, and in tho
untold ages which followed its axial TO
tation, owing 70 the attractive influence
q both the earth aud the sun, va made
70 correspond with its orbital movsm0t
agoUnd the earth.-&. Louis RepuhEc.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-10-19
An Admiral by ANY Name.

When Admiral de Horsey, who some
years ago had command of the British
feet III the Pacific, was admiral Of the
north Atlantic squadron, he vas one
evening dining on shore at Port Royal,
Jamaica. On returning to his flagship
alone after dinner his way to the boat
led across the barrack square. A black
sentry of n of the West India regi-
ments halted him at the gate with WHO
goes dar?' Great was the adniral's an
noyance to find that he had neglected
to get the password before leaving the
ship. That's all right" he said care
lessly, hoping to overcome the mans
scruples by Indifference. you know
who l am" Dunno nobody, sar,' re-
piled the man pompously. You can't
go in dar." ''Why, I'm Admiral de
Horsey." well you can't go in. l dom
care if you's Admiral de Donkey."-Ex-
change.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-10-19
People Who Do Not Whistle.

Arabia must be a heaven for those
whose lives are made a burden to them
by the whistler. The Arab maintains
that a whistler's mouth cannot be puri-
fed for 40 days and nights, and they as
sert of the whistler that satan has
touched his body and caused him to pro-
duce the offensive sound. Then there
are the natives of The Tonga islands,
Polynesia, who hold that it is a sin to
whistle, as it is an act disrespectful to
God. Even in some districts in north
Germany the villagers declare that if
one whistles in the evening it makes the
angels weep.-Exchange.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-10-19
A Story About Painting.

The story is told that a woman once
asked St. Francis de Sales whether she
might use paint to improve her COM
p~lexion. His reply was: Some holy men
object to its use, while others see moth
ing wrong in it, l would adopt a mid
die course and grant You a dispensation
10 paint one side of your face only
New York Times.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-10-19

A curious box was recently found
amid the ruins of Pompeii. The box was
marble OF alabaster, about 2 inches
square and closely sealed. When opened,
it was found to be full Of pomatum or
grease, hard. but very fragrant. The
smell resembled somewhat that of the
roses, but was much more fragrant.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-10-19

We will give one OF these
spoons free to any one send
ing us 6 new paid-up yearly
subscriptions, or for 4 ne..
paid-up yearly subscriptions
and s1.@ in cash; or it will be
sold to a subscriber for S225 in
cash. loo. postage must be
added in each case.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-10-19
A LUCKY PRESENT.

The Good Luck Coffee Spoon shown here
bears all the emblems of luck, namely. the
four-leaf clover, horse shoe. wish bone, bow
knot and forget-me-nots. This spoon is made
of Solid Coin Silver. One of these spoons
makes a beautiful souvenir present.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-10-19

A western geologist says that Kansas
can raise wheat for another 1000 years
before e%xhausting the necessary proper
ties of the soil.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-10-19

aud drop into the life to come The sea
may rage as it pleases if our next port of
entry is heaven, and lurking accidents
and diseases may come out of their hid
ing places into the open, for at the worst
they can only do us q good turn by open
ing the door of a larger and better house
to live in.-New York Herald.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1893-08-17
Summer school.

Owing to the fact that the state sum-
mer schools will be of only one months
duration, and that many who attend do
not derive the benefit they should from
them since the greater part of this time
is employed in forming classes, and that
many spend a great part of the time in
some classes for which they are either too
far or not far enough advanced. the
Sank Centre Academy remains in session
the entire summer, and permitting each
student to take up such work as he or
she most needs. Those desiring book
keeping or shorthand may pursue these
studies if desired. Send tor new circular.
SAUK CENTRE ACADEMY,
Sank Centre, MINI.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1893-08-17

"A fellow named Grady took Joe
Ebensteiners' dray team for a little
pleasure drive the other day. Upon his
return the irate owner slapped his face
very warmly for taking such liberty.
Grady was drunk at the time, and was
locked up until he sobered up.
FRANKIE, the ffve.Sear-old child of
Mat Robisehon was run over by a
stacker. which was trailing behind a
traction action engine, on Pine-st., on
Friday last. The wheels passed over
the little fellows arm, tracturing it, and
his face was badly cut. He is doing well
at present.
New is the time to purchase your
fruits for preserving and canning.
They are cheaper than they will be later
L. M. Bunnell is receiving daily line of
peaches and pears which he is selling
cheaper than ever, and he invites house
keepers to call and examine stock and.
prices.
"A telegram to DIR. E. c. Rich on Sat.
urday morning announced the death of
Marion, the nine months-old daughter
of George II. Hosmer OF Nest St. Paul.
The intelligence was all the more dis
tressing as it was not Known that the
little one was sick. Mrs. Rich, who is a
sister of Mrs. Hosmer, left on Saturday
noon to attend the funeral. The inter-
ment was at Pennington. The heartfelt
sympathy of this entire community goes
out to the afflicted parents.
Some time since two men engaged in
the business of selling a number OF large,
highly colored pictures about the streets,
disposing of a number of them. It now
appears that they were obtained by
fraud. They were consigned by the
owner. a Mr.. Hurt of st. Paul, to his
own address here, and these men gained
possession of them by representing that
one OF them was Mr.. Hurt, and they
paid the freight on them aud sold them
for what they could get. Mr.. Hurt is
investigating the matter, and will make
it warm for the fellows II he can find
them-and he thinks he can.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1893-08-17
DOn,t Mind Them.

If your buggy wheels need lightning
on the axle, call on me at the Lake Shore
house, and / will guarantee to give you
satisfactory job. have the only ma
chine in the market which will do this
work as it ought to be done. Certain
mechanics in town are inclined to run
down my patent axle trimmer, only be-
cause they have no right to use it. Do
not mind what they say-call and see
me, and if ] do not give perfect satisfac-
ton you need not pay me cent. Shop
at the Lake Shore house, where will do
carriage and buggy painting. First
class work at moderate prices.
HENRY DIEBEL.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1893-08-17

Negotiations have been pending for
several days-which were today COM
pleted-by which Foley Bros. & Guthrie
have acquired a large interest in the
German American National bank of this
city. Uuder this change Mr.. Timothy
Foley Will become president; Nd. H. Foley
will become vice president; F. B. Searle
cashier; c. Dueber assistant cashier; and
A. HI. Reinhard teller. The Foley BROTH
ers, as is well known, are men of wealth,
and the people of st. Cloud will be graft
fed to learn that they have become more
largely interested in St. Cloud than here
tofore. The present season they pur-
chased a large block of stock in the
Anderson saw mill and organized the st.
Cloud Lumber company and now with
their banking interests, they will with
out doubt do much toward making St.
Cloud grow and prosper. The patrons
of the bank will be very much pleased
that Mr.. Searle and the other officers
who have been so long associated with
the institution, will retain their connec-
ton with it.-[IosrnalPress.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1893-08-17
Reduction I'm worlds
Fair Rates.

Commencing Saturday August IL tn,
the Northern Pacific r. r. will inaug-
urate the sale, at all coupon ticket
Offices in Minnesota, North Dakota
and Manitoba, of excursion tickets to
Chicago at the uniform rate of one fare
for the round trip, plus $500 additional.
These tickets will be on sale daily until
further notice and are limited to 80 days
from date OF sale.
These are the lowest rates yet an
nounced and coupled with the splen did
through Pullman sleeping car service,
both first class and tourist, operated by
the Northern Pacific R. r. to Chicago,
offers the residents of the northwest the
best possible facilities to visit the worlds
fair, one of the wonders of the age.