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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
NAUGHTY TRAvELE
How Americans Lord 1t In a Wayne
pallce Car.

How Americans Lord 1t In a Wagner
PaIlce Car.
1T is rather tlresome," said a
Wagner palace car conductor. ''the
airs people put on in a parlor car.
The moment they get seated they be.
gin to behave like kings and queens
and to order people around as if they
had been used 10 having servants at
their beck and call all their lives
If you want to see Il rapid change
from a plain American citizen to a
naughty aristocrat, just watch the
passengers troop out of the waiting
rooms to the trains. You can tell
mile off which of them have seats in
the parlor car. Their noses hang
high in the air and they get around
with Il sort of supercilious strut.
The ordinary day coach passen-
gers as they go alongside of Wag-
ner car from the windows of which
the naughty faces are peering as
sumo sort of hangdog look as if
they belonged to an inferior race.
They sneak into their humble coaches
and make themselves feel as small rs
possible
Meanwhile the parlor ear people,
bullying out with their self-import-
ance, have hung their silk hats up in
the cars and donned little skull caps
Then they promenade up and down
the platform talking in a loud tone of
voice to each other in way never
adopted by the plain passengers and
glaring fiercely at every one who
hasn't place in the parlor car.
When the car starts they swing
themselves aboard with an air that
makes folks who don't know them
think they own the road.
when a parlor car passenger sees
a friend in an ordinary coach he pre-
tends not to. If the ordinary coach
man foists his presence on him he
gets himself superciliously treated.
The relations of those two men are
never the same again. The sense of
equality has been lost, and the par.
Tor car man regards tho other forever
afterward as lower class citizen.
1T is the most pronounced case of
the caste feeling. Parlor cars divide
the people into nobility and plebeians
Just as much as titles of nObility-in
the minds of the occupants of the
parlor cars.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

Bluets, hawthorne sprays, pink and
white morning glories, and bla tx.
hearted meadow daisies of brilliant
yellow are fastened on low hats OF
open Neapolitan braid. The Princess
May hat of fancy ace straw or plated
rushes is trimmed with ecru guipure
lace, May roses and jewe'el pins.
Plateau hats are decorated with white
silk net loops intertwined with brier
roses and forget me-nots. Very fine
qualities of Leghorn are used for ele-
giant summer round hats that are
crinkled and bent into very odd
shapes, and trimmed with plated
point d'esprit or chiffon frllls. ,beaut,,
full Venetian laces and snowy plumes
run through with long gold pins
headed with gilt ering French bril-
liants. Pretty and becoming ecru
lace braid hat, are piped along ide
with green or brown velvet and
trimmed with ecru Spanish guipui c
lace, velvet loops and pink roses or
pale blue myosotis.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
HIS GRIEVANCE.
what an Engaged Man Had to submit
to From Kind Friends.

I
A Boston Journal man at present
numbered among the bachelors, was
talking with young married man
the other night and learned several
inside secrets about experiences
during his engagement
.Do you know" said the young
man, 'that just about three months
prior to my marriage / began to get
disguised with everybody. could
not turn my head but some one
wanted to give me advice like this:
oh! John, you're SO foolish to get
| married now. Why don't you wait
five or ten years? No man ought to
marry till he has q competence.
Why, it is absolutely foolhardy'
Now wasn't that encouraging.
But don't imagine that's all know
may be boring you, but have kept
my wrath bottled up so long that it's
got to a boiling point and has got to
be ventilated. Stopap your ears If
you want to, but am going to keep
right on talking.
''Of course | knew that my iiancee
was very economical girl and thor
oughly understood my financial con-
dition. So you can imagine how |
felt when maiden aunt approached
me to talk over the matter and began
like this: John, this is downright
foolishness. You ought not to marry
and protest against it These girls
nowadays think of nothing but
spending money; they never know
how to save cent Now, don't be
foolish. If she loves you. and l
don't think much of girls love nova
days, she'll wait for you all right ="
This made me absolutely tired
Then, again, when my relatives
and friends began Offering advice
about my course after marriage | be-
gan to internally squirm with rage.
Going to housekeeping? Don't you
do it, Grace is young and not used
to household duties and it would just
tire her out. Take my advice. I'm
older than you and have been
through the mill and just board for a
year or two
Then another friend would say:
Well, hope you won't board with
your wife's folks after you're mar
ried, There never was q couple that
got along we'll when they lived with
their wife's mother. She'll want to
run everything, and you must re-
member that every mother still
thinks her girls are babies If you
want to be absolutely free 20 to
housekeeping, Then you can have
things just as you want them, Now,
] know all about it. for | have been
there myself.
There, won't talk any more on
this matter. These are Il few
samples. Did bore you? feel
better, at any rate. | might add
that have boarded with my wife's
folks month and we got along like
we'll, | suppose you'd smile--but
iact--we get along without any clash
at all y
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
VaLUAB BILE
Ia Such q Communicstion--Rea and "a
Convinced.


IOWA.
Mr.. William Stanage, one of Sioux
City's staunch and reliable residents,
writes the following short and to the
point testimonial:
my wife was in very poor health
for long time from disease of the
liver and other troubles. She tried
different kinds of medicine and doc
tors; they did her very little good, so
concluded to try DIR. Hathaway &
Co. The day took her to them she
could hardly stand on her feet. She
lost nineteen pounds in weight in six
weeks. She has gained fifteen pounds
in two months under DIR. Hathaway
& Co.'S treatment. She is perfectly
cured and enjoying good health. 1t is
with the greatest pleasure | write this
recommendation.
"WM. STASAGE, Sioux City, Iowa"
We can with honesty, say that our
treatment cures where others fail, and
we know that il cure is possible we
can do il. Our grateful patients test
ify from all over the United States.
Our cures arc permanent. No poison
Gus medicines used
Men and women write us il you have
any disease of any kind or character.
Patients treated and medicines sent
to all parts of the world free from OBJ
servation, with full instructions. Send
for Blank No. for Men. No . foI
Women. No. 3 for Skin Diseases.
Address DIR. Hathaway q Co, Cor. 4th and
Nebraska SITS, Sioux City, Iowa. References
given II desired.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

ment of bottoms for withstanding
vertical longitu inal stress, top sides
and upper urks TO be designed more
particularly for resisting increased
stresses due to greater length in pro-
portion to depth. Further, Mr.. Old
ham urges that hold bulkheads should
/ c made stronger generally and stiff
cned rs may be necessary to resist the
hydr estate pressure-the bulkhead to
be more etfectually connected to the
shell of the vessel than is generally
the case: also an improved system of
bulkheading, with view to averting
sudden disaster after violent collision;
more efficient system of bilge and
ballast pump, suction pipes, and
valves is called for, likewise uniformi-
ty in handling or steering wheels
turning if collisions are not to in
crease: stockless anchors to stow in
the hawse pipes would be a means of
saving labor, and shorter stroke in en-
gines and fewer tubes in boilers would
give mere lsed efficiency
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

asked the eminent sculptor, Falguierc,
to undertake the task. Mr.. FaIguiere
accepted, an in twenty days he had
accomplished the work honorably.
We give the original drawing, for
which we are indebted TO L'Ellustra.
tiOn.
France is represented seated and
wearing cuirass, the ri ght arm being
raised with proud but pacific gesture.
The left arm rests on a tablet bearing
the inscription 'Droits de l'Homme'
Rights of Man, whIlt the left hand
holds the national sword. The head.
which is characterized by calm and
serene beauty. is oraamented with q
diadem symbo!ical of liberty, equality
and fraternity. The statue is seven
feet ten inches high, and will be
erected on Il pedestal nire feet ten
inches high.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

the tool is traversed up and down this
column by a vertical screw, driven by
bevel gearing below; the driving NUS
which run on these screws are very
long and completely envelope the
screws, thus having ample wearing
surfaces: the tool saddle is balanced by
a weight inside the column, supported
by vertical chains, and automatic and
hand feeds are provided both in the
case of the saddle and column. The
driving is effected through two sets of
pull 'eys, the smaller given the quick
return motion after the cut, and the
belts are SO arranged that one belt
leaves the first pulley before the other
begins to drive, thus reducing the
wear of the belts. The change of driv-
ing from vertical to horizontal can be
effected instantaneouslv.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

II wonder why it Is not more Gus
tomary for actresses to travel under
the management of their husbands"
said lady to her husband at the
theater.
My dear, have you ever reflected
how difficult it is for most men to
manage their wives?" was the re-
Spouse.
She was silent for two successive
minutes. Texas Siftings.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
August
Flower

I had been troubled FIVE months
with Dyspepsia. l had a fullness
after eating, and heavy load in the
pit of my stomach. Sometimes a
deathly sickness would overtake
me. was working FIR Thomas
McHenry, Druggist, Allegheny City,
Pa, in whose employ l had been for
seven years. fused August Flower
for two weeks. was relieved of all
trouble. l can now eat things l
dared not touch before. | have
gained twenty pounds since my re-
covery. Id. Cox, Allegheny, Pa. q
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
Dutch Names for the Months.

In Holland the following name OF
the months are in use: January
LauronIaand, chilly month; February
--Sprokelmaand, vegetation month;
March--Lentmaand, spring month;
April - Grasmaand, grass month;
May - Blowmaand, flower month;
Juue-Zomermaand, summer month;
July--Hooymaand, hay month; Aug
us.-Oostmaand, harvest month; Sep
TENDER 49, Herismaand, autumnal
month; October-Wynmaand, wine
month; November, Slagmaand,
slaughter month; Decem ber-Winter-
maand, winter month.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
BattIe.h.p Massa' busetts.

We present picture of the new bat
tleship Mass achusetts, recently
launched from the navy yards at Phil
adelphia The launch was the quick
est on record. The Massachusetts is a
twin ship tothe Indiana, which was
launched last March, dav or two be-
fore Mr.. Harrison went out of office.
But it was much easier work to launch
the Massa chusetts than the Indiana.
Although they weighed just the same,
and had the same pitch on the ways,
about fve-eighths of an inch to the
foot, and although there was just the
same amount of tallow spread beneath
the Massachusetts,, there was vast
difference in the speed. The Indiana
didn't want to plunge into the water
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
Lake ShipbuildiBg.

Some valuable suggestions in regard
to desirable improvements in lake
steamship construction have been
made by Mr. Oldham, well known as
an authority in such matters, among
the most important desiderata emu
merated being the following: Greater
length and breadth, more simplicity of
design and build, deeper water bal.
last tanks, and more careful arrange.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

A masterpiece in mechanical con-
struction has been built in Glasgow,
vertical and hor .zontal planning ma
chine, for the use of marine engineers
and Others, when ordinary machines
are insufficient This mach ne con-
sists of a heavy bcd-plate of box sec
ton forming the work ible, and ear
rying, when desired. set of compound
lies, and circular table, the motions
Of which can be made self-acting. For
horizontal planning, the vertical col.
umn, " hich carries the tool. is driven
by two horizontal screws connected By
level gears; aad in verified planning
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
And Then He struck.

IF ] might venture" said the
guest, in low tone, as the dignified
waiter assisted him in the matter of
putting on his overcoat, ''to give
you a tip"
Yes. sir, said the waiter, relax
ing considera
Il should advise you to try earn
estly to break yourself OF the habit OF
lingering your moustache in severe.
distracted manner while you are
taking a dinner order. My lat.
please. Thanks
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

Wakemann-Sad just dropped
in at your house TO sec the new ar
rival and | must say he's bouncer.
Sadler =, You think so, Ell? I'm
glad of it, because he won't necd any
other recommendation to make him
useful to you.
Wakemann To me
Sadler Certainly You're run.
ming the very kind of a hotel that
can't afford to be without bouncer
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
An unweloome Exclusive.

Editors wife from second story window
You don't get in this house at any such
hour of the morning as this.
Editor (appealingly) But, my dear was
necessarily detained at the office. You see
we had late news of a tremendous big lock
out and
Wife-AIl right, you've got news of an
other now. (Slammlng down the window
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
Statue La France" at Chicago.

The commiss oners of the French
section of the Chicago Exposition hav-
ing decided upon the execution of a
symbolic figure for the commercial
section of the French exhibit statu e
of France was Immediately thought of
and, in spite of the shortness of the
time at their disposal, Mr. Roger
Ballu, inspector of the Beaua Arts
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

People are saying that you
were bribed to put through tina, thiey
ing bill in behalf of the Graball Com.
pany.
Legislator (haughtilyl v-IIuh? Who
would there be to bride me, should
like TO know. No one, SIR Not Law.
ing soul
Citizen-Dut that company
Legislator Why I'm Tile company.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

Just think of it: S14052 M AIDE in one week by an
agent representing b. F. johnson Co.. Richmond
Va. and they have had many more parties travel
ling for them who did equally as well. some good
deal better. If you need employment It would be
good thing to sit down and write thema line at
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury, ..r

As mercury will surely destroy the sense Of
smell and completely derange the whole
system when entering 1t through the mucous
surfaces Such articles should never ne used
except on prescriptions from reputable physi-
clans. as the damage they will do is ten fold
to the good you can possibly derive from them.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by f. J..
Cheney & Co, Toledo, O., contains no mer-
curry, and is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be
sure you get the genuine. 1t is taken inter-
pally, and made in Toledo, Ohio, by f. J.
Cheney & Co. Testimonials free.
gY-Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

Wear the Knickerbocker shoulder brace
and suspender combined. Sold everywhere,
or sent postpaid on receipt of 81 per pair
plain or 81 so silk faced Send chest meas
ure. Address, Knickerbocker Brace Co.,
EaSton pa
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
No Accidents There,

'How'd the barbecue come Off"
'SJes' middlin'."
"Any accidents"
No: three men killed in row, an two
more dropped fer pastime, but no acct
dents y =.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

The ups and downs of summer life are
best told by the thermometer.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
MARVELS OF THE AGE.
WONDERFUL ADVANCEMENT IN
THE FIELD OF SCIENCE,

The Suns Rays Can Now BE Registered
as the Orb Apparently Moves Around
the notwithstanding Chemical tx
periments, Etc.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

is your blood poor Take Beecham' S
Pills. Is your liver out of order Use
Peecham's Pills . cents box,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
Recording Sunshine

No country in the world has made
greater advancement in meteorologi-
cal science than the United States
within the same period Of time, and
this is largely due to the various adj
mirable mechanisms which American
ingenuity has devised in this field of
observation. Notable among these
instruments is recent continuance
for recording sunshine, which Prof.
Marvin DIES RIDES as consisting in prin-
ciple of a Leslie ditferential air Their
mometer however, being
used to separate the air in the two
bulbs and the whole thermometer is
designed in the form of a straight
tube having Il bulb at each end. The
lower bulb is uniformly coated with
lamp black, and the arrangement is
such that when the tuba is placed ap-
proXimately parallel to the earth S
axis SINH ar exposure is afforded for
the two bulbs during the entire period
Of sunshine. The instrument is capa-
bic of cOnsidera BILE delicary of adjust
ment. and responds TO sunshine and
shadow promptly. The register for
this device may be made in a great
variety of forms-best by not allow
ing the circuit to remain closed the
entire time of sunshine, which uses up
a great deal of battery material, but
having the circuit pass through a con
tat arrangement in the clock move
mcut used for driving the recording
cylinder. These contacts are auto
matically closed for few seconds by
the clock once each minute, or in some
cases once each five minutes. If at
this time the cir, nit is also complete
through the instrument then the cur
rent flows. the pen of the register
making a short lateral mark and soon
returning to It's normal position.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
Big Money.

When a man invests his money in the
iron trade he naturally expects to do
heavy business from the start.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

A horse race is not sinful in itself; it is
what man says while he is tearing up his
pool tickets that is sinful. ar.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

Be sure you are right and then agree
with your wife.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

Silver was first coined in Rome in B. e.
26o when Fabius Pictor set up mint.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
Animal Intelligence.

Watts-l tell you, old man, | saw the
most rem arkable exhibition of animal in
telligence to-day that could be imagined.
Potts-Ifow was 1t.
Watts-A bridal party started from the
house across the street from where | live
and one of the horses attached to the car
riage threw shoe. Now, what do you
think of thai!
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

The man who is liked by all the women
is not often loved by any of them
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
Icure Dyspepsia and constlpatlon.

Or Shops Restorative Nerve Pills sent free with
Medical Book % prove merit, for &c stamp Drug
glsts, 25c. On. SHoop, Box W., Racine. Wis.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
ODD MEDICAL MEN.

4 Doctors Biii of the Eighteenth
Century.
When looking over the contents of
box many years ago, says a CORE
spondent of tho London Lancet,
found a doctors bill which is dated
1856. The patient resided at Noe
ton, Lincolnshire, and as visits or
journeys are not mentioned, it is
probable that either the doctor had
no great distance to travel or the
patient attended at his surgery. The
bill and receipt for payment are in
same handwriting.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
70 THE WORLDS FAIR.
Next Monday IL Your Day.

THR GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE has made
great reductions in fare, and on this low rate
you can go Monday, July II, "a, 81. or August4 4,
and return the following Friday from date OF
purchase, or one week later. Ask your nearest
ticket agent for particulars.
JNO. SEBASTIAN, g. r. 4.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

In all probability more wise men would
keep their own counsel if retainers we're
not so outrageously high
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

.Hansons Magic corn saIve."
Warranted TO cure, money refunded. Ask your
druggist for IL. Price % cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

Herodotus says that Jrosus was the first
sovereign TO make coins of gold.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

Comets serve useful purpose IL only
that for time they lead men to higher
visions.
1t is generally great blow on a candle
to have its light put out.
Small fish will nibble at any kind of bait
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
1.-THE Bobyr Cutting reelA,

The United States mint was established
in 1892 and at once began operations.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03
Electric HALLWAY Construction.

The illustration represents conduit
system railway VITA continuous me
tallic line conductors, but which may
be operated with a single trolley wire
with return through the rails, the con-
duit being always well drained and
easily reached to make repairs. In ad.
dition to the prospective view, with
parts broken, to show the improve
ments in use, Fig. l represents cross
section of the conduit, and Fig. ; a
section of the trolley support The
conduit walls are arranged to be taken
apart in sections, being suspended bv
arch-shaped yokes and REINFORCED by
angie p atcs at opposite sides of the
slo'. The sleepers on opposite sides
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

u N.Y. he said, as he reached the top of a
long fight of stairs but that makes me
get my breath IN short pants"
Many a minnow would think himself a
wAaie II he could hear half the lies men tel
about his size.
The man whc spends his youth in sowing
wild oats usually has a wife who does plain
sewing
Before the days OF coined money the
Greeks used copper nails as currency
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-08-03

Ehituh's Consu m ptI0n cure
= sold on a guarantee. II cures Jncplent Consump
ton IL is tho best cough Cure. 2ctss Scots sleo