The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-04-05
All Sorts of Paragraphs.


GA resident of Empire, New, carries
a watch 600 years old.
In Carlsruhe, Germany, any one
who plays on the piano with the window
open is fined.
The coolest place in the United
States is the inferior of Alaska, 80 de.
grees below zero.
A mule owned by residents at Grow.
den Greek, N. c., is reported to be nearly
half century old.
- Maple sugar makers prophesy that
this will be great season for the sweet
product of the maple tree.
- Forty-fve years ago canned toma-
toes sold at so cents can, while now the
price is about seven cents.
Josh Billings says: "The best
medisin kno for the rumatic is to thank
the Lerd it amt the gout."
- The standard cure for cold sud
cough, DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup, should :
be kept by every mother who loves her
darlings.
A Bridgeport, Conn.,, man wears
wig that was also worn by his father,
grandfather, and great.grandfather in
their turn. "a
= The largest vineyard in the world !,
belongs to Senator Stanford, of Califor
mia. 1t consists of $500 acres of bearing
vines.
-"It's funny about Jaggs; he never \
speaks above his breath any more" II
suppose it's because it's so strong he /
can't"
Two thousand pounds of dead fish,
many of which were bass, we're found
floating in large pond near Hamilton,
o., few days ago.
"A copy of the first edition of Col.
umbus, letter, in Latin, announcing the
discovery of America, printed in Rome
in 1893, sold in London for :s315.
= Tommy: Paw, did you 60 to Sunday
School every day when you was boy e
MI. Figg: Of course 1 did. Whyf
Tommy: thought you maybe went only
on Sundays.
- Mother Ito her child, who has just
had some sweets given her by the msn :
opposite) )-"What do you say to the I
gentleman, Mabel?" Mabel-"Have you
got any more please?'
- 1t is stated that the daily supply of
milk for the New York Market amounts !!
to about $4,000 cans of milk, over l70 !
cans of condemned milk and upward #
400 cans of cream.
eyes," said the old man, 81 have
always found it best to pay cash. y
have paid cash for everything I've got
but my wife. I got her for nothing, 81 ID
she's the dearest thing I ever got"
Il Four hundred pianos piled up in
the form of pyramid and connected to-
gether by an electrical controlling device
so as to admit Of being played simul'an
eously by one person is mentioned as an
attraction at the Worlds Fair.
= At recent military wedding in S
Washington the bride wore to church
half.dozen yellow garters, which upon
the return of the party to the house
where the breakfast was served were dis
tributed among the bridesmaids. &
- Capt. J. B. Sawyer, who is reputed
to be the oldest living locomotive engi-
neer in the country, was married to Mrs
Jennie Wagenbouse on board train ON
the Texas and Pacific railroad the other
day. Mr.. Sawyer is 80 years old and Lis
wife is 95 years Of age.
- Mamma-"Alice, you must stay
out of the parlor when your sister has
company there" Little Alice-"Well,
I was Just going by there and he MSS
holdin' her tight, and when she saw me
she screamed, and I thought they was s
6ghtin'."
N Never be alarmed if living insect
enters the ear. Pouring warm water into
the canal will drown it, when 1t will
generally come to the surface, and can
be easily removed by the fingers. A few
puffs of smoke blown into the ear will
stupefy the insect.
"A woman in New Hampshire is a
street railway magnate, a good house
keeper and cook, fine shot with
revolver, 6rst- class swimmer, an ex.
cellent business woman and worker In
the church. She cannot, however, throw
stone or strike nail on the head.
-"She was courted by poor young
man and rich young man and it took
her a long time to decide which she loved
the more" "Did she come to a decis-
ion ?" eyes, she married one Of them."
"And the poor young man is still
bachelor ?" eyes. How on earth did
You know which she married?"
"Beauty" may be ''only skin deep;;"
but the secret of beautiful skin is pure
blood. Those coarse, rough, pimply
complexion may, in most cases, be rem
dered soft, smooth, and fair by the per-
| severing and Systematic use of Ayers
Sarsaparilla.
ALI the mountain sheep in Colorado
are owned by the State and carefully
protected. The penalty of slaying
mountain sheep in Colorado is 10 years
| in the penitentiary. This is probably
the severest game Law on the statute
books of any State, but it is occasionally
violated.
Satterthwaite, q farmer living a
mile from Bordentown, N. j wife and
third son, Henry, were struck by light
ming. Henry was knocked off wagon
and was found in an insensible condition.
About the time the young man was
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