New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-06-17
THE TALK or THE DAP.

THE TALK or THE DAP.
Professor L. S. Holden says that II the brightness
OF star seen with the eye alone Is designated by
one with twoinch telescope 1t IS 100 times as
bright with four-inch telescope 1t IS 400 times as
bright eight telescope IL Is LOCO times as bright,
sxtcen-inch telescope 1t IS G,40O times as bright,
thirty-twoinch telescope 1t Is 1000 times as bright
thlrty-slxlnch telescope it IS 32,1Oo times as bright
That Is stars can be with the thirty Inch
Telescope that are 10000 times fainter than the
falntcst stars visible to the naked eye.
TOO Much strain-"I 1t amt wonder that city
people don't live long, snh old Mrs. jason. b." Law,
me II had as many nelghbors to look otter as as
folks that lives In cities must have la DC aeao III
less'n 4 year."-Qndianapolis Journal
Taggs-Gasbag Is such a windy speaker that he
always makes me tir d.
Baggs-Yes; he makes every ore who hears him
pneumatic tired.
"Dont mind those other children: nv dear. II
sour hair i, red remember that tod made IT. and
console you self with that thought .,
had my choice wouldn't give him anything to
make again. '-(>chalk.
According TO Eugene Field President Stryker. Of
Hamilton college. has precocions son who gives
promise of becoming profound theological At the
dinner table long ago the child, ar0isng sud
denly from period OF deep abstraction, solemny said
shall recognize each other In bci' For some mo-
ments the reverend gentleman was stupelled by the
lmcxpeccdncss OF this query and the unpleasant pos
sbin,ics It suggested. Finally, however he remarked
81 hope not, my SON.
EALoyer's woys.-shc dnqnlrinSly); Married yeti
lie bitterly: No.
i iEe ' Si'I2sy: E IS% s%'? gl
She ldcisltcdly): Yes.
lie (n'vcIgeiulV: How surpIs'nS'-Nog''e
Among the passengers an Indiana train the
other day SAYS local plp,r. were a newly married
coup,e who made themselves known TO slch an ex
tent tina, the occupants Of the car began passing
sarcastic remarks about them. The bride and groom
stood the remarks for some tlme but hnaily inc
latter who was a Of tremendous size, broke
out In the following language at his tormehors'
Z" Yo. we're married. Just married. We are going
100 miles further this train, and ! am going To
spoon all the way. II you don't like It, you can
get oat and walk She's my violet and I'm her
,h.crng oak During the remainder OF tIeir
Journey they were left in peace.
4 >ONG ~ FISH TINE
The, 'vc rade a pathway In The swamp.
WHERE hat, bJue! are a. chlne
ANA one by one from sun TO SUI.
Tramp ara sT'" r. i h"h ' Gs6. i fsh. '
And the line a-going swish!
q. the perch j. such lcnuiy
When he's tried and In the disl'
Their lines are long and. STRAIGHT;
A few there be that dig for gold.
Iut many more Tor halt
""' For lis fish, fish. fish.
With tn line nsolng swl,h"
o. the lake ,routs such a beauty
When he silvers DER TIE dish!
Professors. jude pr ,..S,rs.
And poets Young. with Tyres unStruns.
And liars with their lines
Tor It's fish. n-h fish. ,..,,
WIZ - sSI "a I'D ., W Come a r%Sn out
And pile the savory dish
' ATLANTA Constitution.
What q the matter with the calves OF the coun-
try During the last few days there have been
reports OF Il winged calf in North Dakota; can
win dsht feet In California calf with two tails
rowing out Of It's head In Georgia. and call WIN
two bodies and head In Nebraska
The Modern wy have 9. o;s T Traa ssos ao0n5
"Ncry.' replied MIR. snnec-.
People no longer go down from Jerusalem 10
Jericho by the old way. and fall among thieves
No. not exactly, hut now they have - meet trr
Pullman porter and the candy butcher tit'so"rg
Chronicle.
Las, year there wcrc l.so1 COO sheep shcared In
Montana. an Increase Of over 81 per cent over Inc
clip OF the year before.
Tho Camden and Atlantic Railroad Company has
lit upon novel scheme for refusing passes over tlo
Ioad. lt Is based upon Holy Writ When an APP
pcant FOR dcadhead privileges enters the Office.
Instead OF receiving the desired pass, he Is gravcy
handed card which are printed the following
Biblical quotations:
Thou shalt not pass'-Num. xx. IL.
suffer not man 10 pass."-Judgcs III. %.
"Thc wicked shall no more pnss.'-Nnhim l. Is
None shall ever pass. "-Isnnh xxxlv. 10.
This generation shall not asS."-Mark xii. 70
Though they roar, Yet can they not pasS."-Jcr
cmRh " 80.
80 he ra'd thu fare and wen"-Jonah l. o.
philadelphia Record.
Coplcy square, to" you Eostonians are full OF
grit no Boston man ever says Gle.
Madison SQuarc-No. he says deccase.
Hard INTERCHANGEABLE did You manage
Ia get a Worlds Fair job Have you got pull
Theological Student-Mv friend II had what You
crll pull think you would be pushing ono OF these
chairs at 81 week. Go to!-.Chicago Tribune.