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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
And She Broke 1t.

The clumsy and untactful speeches
made in society are only too apparent to
the observer who will keep ears and wits
on the alert. An incident which occurred
at one of the cabinet receptions shortly
before the 4th of March illustrates this
tendency.
1t was at the residence of the secretary
of the navy, where Mrs. Wilmerding stood
with her customary dignity to receive
callers. Suddenly into the assemblage,
like breath on this prairies, sailed the
wife of Senator q, whose happy-go-
lucky speeches have furnished abundance
in Washington. With a sweeping glance
about the apartment, she extended her
hand to the hostess, saying in far-reach-
ing voice:
"My dear Mrs. Wilmerding, do you know
why you put me in mind of cows tail'"
Then, without waiting for an answer,
she passed, with a little laugh, to the tea
room, where her entrance happily proved
the signal for animated chatter. Mysti-
fed by the conundrum propounded to the
hostess, one of her friends followed the
breezy visitor, saying:
"What do you mean by your speech to
Mrs. Wilmerding-why does she reminded
you of cows tallf"
"Mean by it-oh nothing at ALL" airily
responded the senator's wife. IT just
thought would break the ice."-Kate
Fields Washington.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

WORLDS How to economize time
FAIR. and money as to SEQ
the Worlds fair to best advantage, is
question that may have puzzled you.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in ad.
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
just issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. 1t contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map of Chicago, and
other information of value to sight-seers.
G. 7. NICHOLSON, G. p & T. A., A., Il. rs.
F. R. R., Topeka, Kas., SANTA FE
and ask for free copy. ROUTE.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
just as Good.

"You get youah clothes in deah old Lun-
non, too, see," said Goslin to Cooling.
IF you'll pwomise not to tell, old fellaw,
I'll tell you secwet."
"I'll pwomise."
II get them in Bwooklyn. know place
there which gives you as bad fit as you
can get in Lunnon. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
THE MILITARY Posr.

At Santa Fe Is the oldest military estab.
ushment on American soil, having bssn II
almost continuous occupation since l6O1
when the Spaniards first establishsd hsIs
their base Of operations. Old Fort Marcy
was built by q. 8. soldiers in lS46 and tnS
new post was occupied . few ytan lss9
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

The success of Mrs. Annie M. Beam, OF
McKeesport, Pennsylvania, in the treat,
ment of diarrhna in her children will I'M
doabtedly be of interest to many mothers.
She says: II spent several weeks in
Johnstown, Pa, after the great flood, on
account of my husband being emp yed
there. We had several children with us,
two of whom took the diarrhcea very
badly. got some of .Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhna Remedy from
Rev. Mr.. Chapman. 1t cured both OF
them. I know of several other cases
where it was equally successful. think
it can not be excelled and cheerfully
recommend it," 25 and so cent bottles
for sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
"A Tremendous shaking Up.

This is what every system afflicted with
chills and fever, bilious renlttent, or any
other form of malarial disease undergoes
periodically. Not only is malaria terrible
in itself-it is the breeder of an infnity
of bodily ailments. Specifies used for its
prevention and removal prove, i'll the
vast maj GRITTY of cases, useless for every
other purpose than to mitigate the disease
and stave off its attacks. They are sure,
with the average treatment to return
after while. The sufferer may change his
location to healthier one, but the COM
plant, which is in his. blood, is not thus
lightly got rid of, and returns after the
wonted interval. Organic affections of
the nerves, heart trouble, general debility
of the system are the offspring of ma
laria. Cure the original cause and avert
future physical injury with Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, etficacious also in liver
inactivity of the kidneys,
rheumatism and indigestion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

A great many medicines relieve"
Catarrh in the Head. That means
that it's driven from the head into
the throat and lungs. But, by ita
mild, soothing, cleansing and healing
properties, DR., Sage's Catarrh Rem
edy perfectly and permanently cures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
KEY TO THE ABOVE.

KEY TO THE ABOVE
First train leaves Santa Fe at Sis p. m.,
connects with No. 3 west bound, returning
at 1925 p. m.
Second train leaves Santa Fe at sos p. M,
connects with No. east bound and returns
at lao p. m.
Third train leaves Santa Fe at las p. M,
connects with No west bound, returning
at 1885 a. m.
Fourth train leaves Santa at Fc TAO am,
connects with No. east bound, returning
at 0:45 a. M.
Nos and are the northern California
and Ell Paso trains.
Nos and are the southern California
trains.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
Improving His Time.

Hicks-I saw Benedict on his way to see
his fiancee again this evening. What man
he is! He hardly misses night in his Wis.
itations.
Wicks-Yes, he wants to do all the talk
ing he can before he is married. He may
not have chance afterward. Boston
Transcript.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

Mr.. H. j. Mayors, of Oakland, Nd,
says: II have sold thirteen bottles of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to-day and
am literally sold out. This is the largest
sale on record of any one preparation in
day over our counters. 1t gives the
best satisfaction of any cough medicine
we handle, and rs seller it leads oil
other preparations on this market" For
sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
The Noble Art of Self Defense"
Forth by an Authority.

Self defense instructive. Persons who
find themselves afflicted with heart dis
ease as manifested by it's many symp-
toms, palpitation short breath, irregular
pulse, pain in side or shoulder, smother
ing, fainting or dropsy, etc, naturally
desire defense against what may term
mate fatally. For the express purpose
no remedy has ever approached DR..
Miles New Heart Cure, sold by A. G. Ire
land jr., on guarantee. Mrs. 0. F. Per-
kips, of Northw God, Ia, says, DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure, saved her life. She suf-
fered from palpitation and heart would
frequently beat as high as 1875 minute.
Was not expected to live. Was mere
skeleton, no relief from physicians.
New Heart Cure cured her.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
Queer PROPOSAL,

granddaughter of Delacroix received
the following curious proposal of mar
riage from the famous Champfeury:-
Mademoiselle-If you believe, as have
heard, that an unmarried person is like
the half of a pair of scissors, which is
useless without the other half, offer you
my sympathies, my love and my best
efforts to cut together tho material of
life.
The young girls answer was the gift of
pair of scissors, followed by a marriage
three weeks later.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
A TIRED WOMAN,


Just n much as a sick and ailing
one, needs DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription. That builds up,
strengthens, and invigorates the
entire female system. 1t regulates
and promotes all the proper func-
tions Of womanhood, improves d.
gestion, enriches the blood, dispels
aches and pains, melancholy and
nervousness, brings refreshing sleep,
and restores health and strength.
It's : powerful restorative tonic
and soothing nervine, made espe-
cially for woman's needs, and the
only guaranteed remedy for wo-
mans weaknesses and ailments. In
all female complaints and irregu-
larities, if it ever fails to benefit or
cure, you have your money back.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
Test.

Adorer-You still doubt me? Test my
love. Bid me attack wild beasts, defy saw
ages, find the north pole, descend into a
volcano-anything, no matter what, I will
do it.
Doubling Girl-Go and ask papa-New
York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

Jones-I saw fellow yesterday with a
cool thousand.
Brown-How did you know it was cools
Jones-It must have been. Twas in q
draft.-Binghamto Leader.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
Mites, Nerve 4 Liver Pills.

MIfcB NCTVe a EHSC a,
Act on new principle-regulating tne
liver, stomach and bowels through Ine
nerves: A new discovery. Or. miss
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taset
torpid liver, piles, constipation. un,
equaled for men, woman, children. small
est mildest, surest, 80 doses 26 cts. sam
pies Free, at A. Q. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

SHOOTING STAES.
Saiye for wounded Honor.
You are an Infamous rascal!

B.--See here, I'll not allow any man to
call me that and I'll just go and make u
complaint against you in court.
A.-What! Make complaint about
such trihe! See, I'll make you present
of three dollars if you'll call it square.
B.--No, sir. You evidently don't know
me. l certainly will not let any man call
me an infamous rascal for cent less
than five dollars.-Schalk.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
The Right Kind.

Mrs. Portly Pompous-Do you under
stand how to cook properly
Bridget-Indade, mum, I do. The per
laceman who used to call on me In me last
place was a regular epicac-Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
How to Do It.

Greenie-How do you manage to make SO
much money on the racesP
Sportie-I go around and get tips.
"Ah, see."
Eyes. And then bet on the other horse. u
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
Their Reward.

"Our mamma is very kind to US. Every
time we drink our cod liver oil without
crying we get cents each"
.And what do you do with the money!"
Mamma buys some more oil with it."-
Fliegende Blatter.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
A Truisrn.

Though man has but himself to blame
For nearly all his ills,
He hates like thunder, just the same,
To settle doctors bills.
Troy Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
"A Man Of Honor.

Dashaway (from the club window
There goes Peeverly and his wife. They
have been married only six months and
understand he has already borrowed ST.
100 of her.
Cleverton-And never means to pay it
back, suppose.
Dashaway-Oh yes. He says he will
when her father dies.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
FREE - CHEROKEE
FARMS I'LL STRIP.

Write to g. T. NrcHoLsoN, G. P. & T. A.,
A., T. & s. F. R. R., Topeka, Kas., for free
copy of illustrated folder describing
CHEROKEE STRIP,
and the Tonkawa, Pawnee and Kickapoo
reservations, soon to be opened for settle
ment by the U. 8. government. Millions
of acres in the finest agricultural country
under the sun, waiting to be tickeled by
the husbandman's plowshare. This is al
most the last chance to obtain one OF
Uncle Sans free farms.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. The result is specific for sick
headache, biliousness and constipation.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
The Same.

Paterfamilias Ito the sutton for his daugh-
ter's hand Young man, are your expec.
tations equal to those Of my daughter
Mr.. Downlippe (hastily)-Exactly, SIR
Chicago News-R Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

Tailor-You told me to call in about six
months time, sir, to collect your bill.
Travers-That's right. Do so.-Clothier
and Furnisher.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
Clara Was an Artist.

l don't think, said Clara, that these
flowers match my complexion, do you?
No, they don't, said Maud, and you
mustn't go out that way. But 1 wouldn't
bother to change the flowers if were you.
Cloak Review.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

We could not improve the quality If
paid double the price. De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve is the best Salve that ex-
perience can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

For lame back or pain in the side
or chest, try saturating piece of flannel
with Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bind
ing it onto the affected parts. This
treatment will cure ony ordinary case in
one or two days. Pain Balm also cures
rheumatism. 25 and so cent bottles for
sale by A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

All the talk In the world will not con
vince you SO quickly as one trial of De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve for scalds,
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

"These mullins are hard and STALE"
growled Mr.. Dickens at breakfast.
well, can't help it," said Mrs. Dick
ems. They're fresh from London."-
Vogue.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
In Doubt,

He-Didn't you know that my family
dates from the Revolution
She-Yes, but l was never certain wheth-
rfrom the one in Brazil or Hawaii.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
She Wanted None,

agleigh-Why did that beautiful Miss
Loveleigh take the veil?
Observation-Disclosures every man she met
proposed to her.
TagleighWas that any reason for be-
coming NUM-?
Wagleigh--Yes. She thought it the
easiest way of being sister to them all.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

Our word describes it-"perfection."
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Salve,
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is we'll known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

Attorney Wantling-What did your
father say when he saw my picture in
| your watch?
Miss Worth-That 1t was the only case
you ever appeared in.--Jewelers Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

De Wits Witch Hazel SaIve cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
Constant Use.

Dashaway-I never saw clothes wear So
have worn them constantly for two years.
Miss Palisade-Y have noticed them
every time you have called. Clothier and
Eurnisher,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
EIfty-slx Hours to New York via
The wabash.

Leave Denver, Pueblo and Colorado
Springs, Monday evening; arrive Kansas
City, Tuesday, s p. M; arrive Toledo
(Wabash Short Line), Wednesday, $3.50 p.
M; leave Toledo Lake Shore Flyer,
Wednesday, p. M; arrive New York IN.
Y. CentraD, Thursday, II a. m.
Avoid the rush and crowd at Chicago.
@. M. HAMpsoN, Coml Agent,
1924 18th st., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
He Wanted to Know.

NOW, remember" said the schoolteacher,
"a contagious disease is one you can catch. 4"
lis a spanking diseases" asked Benny
Bloobumper.
mo; how ridiculous!"
"Well, often catch one. Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
SOI,ry He Did 1t.

see that you always steer clear of Brown,
Oh, yes, and the reasons plain;
You see kicked him when he was down
And now he is up again.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

To prevent fevers, keep the liver active
and bowels regular with Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
Eor the want or Money.

He found his wife in tears.
In answer to his frantic appeals she
could only bury her tear-wet face upon
his shoulder and sob unanimously.
After an hour or two, however, she be-
came sufficiently calm to be partially
coherent in her discourse.
Edwin
Her countenance was full of agony as
with the memory of horrid dream.
to-day for the first time have
realized our poverty. For the first time
A shudder convulsed her fragile. frame.
II have felt the hand of penury at
my heart strings.
He stroked her throbbing temples and
murmured soothingly.
To-day, Edwin, she walled, there came
and stood in front of our humble home
one of those hand-organ men, who play
till you pay them something, and, Edwin
She pressed her hand over her eyes.
+ hadn't cent in the house.
And the loving husband vowed that she
would never again suffer want if he had
to steal for her.-Detroit Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

Mr.. Thomas Bate, editor of the Graph
ic, Texarkana, Arkansas, has. found what
he believes to be the best remedy in ex-
istence for the fux. His experience is
well worth remembering. He says: "Last
summer had a severe attackof fiux. l
tried almest every known remedy, none
giving relief. Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrh9a Remedy was rec
commended to me. I purchased bottle
and received almost immediate relief. I
(. continued to use the medicine and was en-
tirely cured. take pleasure in recon-
mending this medicine to any person suf-
fering from such disease, as In my opin.
ion it is the best medicine in existence
Is and so cent bottles for sale by A. G.
Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

Bird Fancier-This parrot can recon-
mend. He has only one fault-he makes
a terrible row if be does not get his dinner
promptly.
Widow-I shall take him. He will re-
mind me of my late Acknowledgements
Blatter.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
An After Dinner Chat.

Mike-Shure, Pat, health is good thing
to have
Pat-Yis, Moike, especially when yez is
sick.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
che Powers Behind the Throne.

Senior Partner-How is our new buyer
getting up?
Junior Partner-First Rate. He writes
that he has already been introduced to
fifteen models Review.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

All Things Come to Him Who Waits.
I've lain on my bed, know not how
long,
But can't go to sleep at all,
For a woman next door is screeching a
song,
And the last line is CATER the ball."
She has finished at last, and over my eyes
The lashes begin to fall;
cease my cursing and groans and sighs,
For peace comes after the bawl.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
lie Was Only Flirting.

lie Was Only Flirting.
He took her to the play one night,
But not one word he spoke,
For he was very glum because
She wore home made cloak.
Cloak Review.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

Simmons Liver Regulator is invaluable
in the nursery. 1t is gentle laxative, and
harmless.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03

To insure hearty appetite and in
creased digestion take Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
A Fast Color.

Miss A.-Some peoples faces always be-
tray their feelings, but fortunately am
not SO constituted.
Mrs. B.-Yes. Ihave seen you faint with
out even changing color.-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
rz4.. ANNUAL MEAN.
YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.

The annual monthly values will show tAs
distribution of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-03
She pressed her hand over her eyes.

A certain cure for malarial fevers is
found in Simmons Liver Regulator.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-07-27

closed down yesterday evening owing to the failure.
The company had a large deposit in the Indianapolis
National Bank and all its ready money Is thus tied
up.
Louisville. KY, July .6--Thc financial sltunuoh
was perceptibly easier here to-day. iesteroa!
storm, which closed three banks, has relieved the
surchnrged atmosphere In circles, and the worst
f. believed to be over Those banks which have stoou
the drain until now in little danger OF going down.
as thd greatest pressure has passed over. ihe
country banks, which caused all OF the trouble
have all the harm that lies In their power Inc
local situation has been at all serious nuh'-
Der Of the smaller deposors 1t Is true. have taken
alarm and withdrawn their deposit, from some Of
the banks but the drain from this source has not
been sufficient any embarrassment. Most
Of the banks received big bundles OF cash this morn
ing from outside places. One bank, which was the
subject OF rumor raised 100000 in Chicago, which
placed 1t on a solid basis.
Milwaukee, July 26.-Speclals to "The Wisconsin,
report two small bank failures in the interior OF the
State VIZ. the German Exchange Bank at Portage
and John 1.enOkken, "a private banker at Lacrosse
The Portage bank Is capitalized At $4,000 No
statement OF assets or liabilities Is given. Lien
lokken's liabilities placed at 10000. -.
Columbus. Ind. July 26.-Ar unusual meeting o., n
capitalists was held here last evening. IL was q
gathering OF the stockholders OF the First NATIONAL
Bank for the purpose Of signing and publishing u
statement that the stockholders. who Ire worm
"a 900 900, pledged their personal property LOT inc
payment in full OF all deposits.