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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13
SENATE PAGES.
Bright Lads Who Get Good Pay and Have
Easy Work.

IdN9 Noih'
OF all the 40 appointments under
the Sergeant-at-arms OF tn Unit ID
States Senate, those Of the pages only
can be slid to he nOnpoltlcaL win
the beginning Of the extra session
several of the pages will go out OF Of
fee owing to the TACT that they have
reached the age limit No boy can
be appointed page OF the Senate
who is not , years OF age, ana no
bow can continue as page who is 10
years OF age at the beginning OF a
session of Congress. 1t is lucrative
position. and few Of the boys are not
sorry when their term has ended.
Usually four Of the boys who are
graduated from the pages position at
the beginning Of a session are APP
pointed riding pages. Their selec-
tion depends upon their records for
efficiency and faithfulness. The page
on the floor Of the Senate draws 81.
a day during the session OF Congress.
The riding page receives $50 day
the year round and has a horse to
ride. His duties keep him out of
doors a great part Of the time, car
rying messages between the Capitol
and the departments. The position
IA considered more desirable than
that of a page. Speaking Of their
work the Washington Star says: The
pages life is a peasant one. lie
must be on duty at o'clock each
morning, but the serious business Of
the day does not begin until neon,
when the Senate meets. Before that
time he arranges the flies Of the Con-
pressional Record and the bills and
REPORTS on the desks Of the Senators,
who have been assigned to him.
These are sixteen pages and eighty
eight Senators, so none Of the pages
has very much to do. The morning
hours are not all working hours.
There is a gymnasium in the base
ment of the Capitol, furnished spe-
cially for their use. They exercise
their arms and their chests there
every morning; their legs get enough
exercise through the day"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

being deported because he failed to
register under the new law Won is
a cigarmaker, and was employed by a
firm at Los Angeles. 1t was while
thus engaged that the Federated
Trades of Southern California made a
determined test case of Won. They
claimed that his presence in this
country could not be tolerated under
the new law. The case originally
came up before United States Com
missioner, and resulted in sentence
Of brief imprisonment, to be followed
by deportation. An appeal was taken,
but Judge Ross held that while the
imprisonment would be uncOnstitu-
tional, the Chinese was subject to
deportation.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

QUANTITY or WATER NEEDED BY PLANTS.
1t has been shown by the accurate
experiments made by Sir J. B. Lawes,
at Rothamstead, that the amount of
water passing through a plant IS an
index to the product Thus, in ex-
periments with wheat when 1902
pounds of water were evaporated by
the plants on certain plot, the
product was ten and one-half pounds
of grain, but when the amount was
only 1916 pounds, the product was
only six-tenths of a pound This Is
reasonable, for rs the food of a plant
is taken mp only in solution in water,
the more water passing through it in
the same kind Of soil, the more growth
the plant will make. This fact has a
most important bearing on the method
of cultivation of such crops as may be
so grown, corn and roots especially,
and shows that the cultivation is not
only for the purpose of destroying
weeds, but is effective for the preserya-
ton of moisture in the soil, if there
we're not weed growing. 1t more
over shows the i'll effect of weeds on
the growth of crops, for some weeds
the broad-leafed ones, especially-rob
the crops of water TO an enormous eX-
tent And the water being deficient,
of course the food Is not supplied to
the plants. American Agriculturist.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13
Handy to Have in the House

every well-regulated family" said
Mrs. BilltOpS, ought 10 have saw.
We've had a hammer as long as
can remember, and why we haven't
had saw / don't know. They are
so handy to have in the house; to saw
off curtain poles with; to saw off the
legs Of chairs il you want to shorten
them; to make things out Of boxes,
window seats and things Ike that;
to saw old boxes into kindling wood,
Il one IS economical. and for lots Of
other things. | must get Mr.. Bill
tops to buy saw tomorrow. New
York Sun.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13
IN a SNAKES DEN.
A Hunter Surrounded by Writing Mass
of Serpents.

of Serpents.
Shartle Weist, John Orwich, and
Aaron Numah, OF ShamOkin, Pa,
went out the other day on hunt for
ground hogs and came back with
thirty-twO dead snakes. There were
twenty-one rattlesnakes, the largest
being four feet long and three
inches thick, three cOpperheads and
eight blacksnakes. One Of the black
snakes was two inches thick and five
feet long. The story they told Of
their battle with these snakes was
enough to make the hair stand on
ones head. In an attempt to descend
into an air-hole caused by mine be-
ing worked too near the surface,
Weist, who was leading, slipped on
the smooth sides Of the hole and
struck the messy bottom with much
force. Immediately loud Kissing and
ratings came from the thickest part
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13
Doesn't Like CoIored Stockings.

Queen Victoria always had mania
for white stockings, and when col.
ored hose first came TO be generally
worn she actually prohibited them
in court circles. On one occasion a
royal princess was dismissed from the
presence chamber because she wore
a pair OF black silk stockings with a
colored gown. The venerable lady
was obliged TO give in at last, how
ever, and colored stockings have
been generally worn in the Queens
household for several years. Now,
however, that white is so much in
fashion, white stockings have ap-
peared again. which so pleases the
sovereign that she herself ordered
twenty-five pairs for Princess Mays
trousseau. Vogue.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrn Cure.
FL. CHENEY & Co.. Toledo, o.
We. the undersigned, have known I: j. Che
ney for the last Is years, and believe him per-
fectlv honorable in all business transactions
and iinanc ally abl, to carry out any obliga-
tion made by the T firm.
WEST & TRCAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo
WALpfNG. KiNvAx & NIARvIN, Wholesale
Druggists. Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Cafarrh Cure Is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price. 7jc. per bottle. Sold by ali Druggists.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

For Dyspepsia, Indigestion and stomach dis
orders, use Browns Iron Bi,ters-the Best
Tonic. Ii rebuilds the 3 God and strengthens
the muscles splendid medicine for weak
and debilitated persons.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

DURING the day the soldiers in
camp haven't too good a time, but
after dark the fun is In tents. Phil
adelphia Times.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

There are in the world POI blind asylums
and training schools. with II, $50 inmates.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

For impure or thin Blood, Weakness Mala-
ria, Neuralgia Indigestion and BiliOusness,
TAX Browns Iron Bitters-it gives sire myth.
MAKING old parsons feel young-and young
persons strong; pleasant to take.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

A wonderful stomach corrector-B eechams
Pills. Beecham's-no others. y cents a box,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

At the beginning Of the Christian era the
relative values Of gold to silver were as one
10 nine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

TALK little and well, and you will
be taken for somebody.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

Traces OF prehistoric city have been dis
covered not far rom Zanzibar in Africa.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13
We Cure Rupture.

No matter OF how long standing. Write
for free treatise, testimon!als, etc. to = !.
Hollensworth & Co. Owego, Tioga Co., n. L
Price 81; by mail. Sl.l5.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

The tallest tree on earth is gum
tree il Australia = l5 feet.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

No sympathy is felt for the man who isa
fool twice.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13
WON DEP KEN LEAVES FRISCO.

He Is the First Chinaman TO he DepOrted
Under the Geary Act.
The first departure Of a Chinese
under the Geary act took place yes
terday afternoon, says the San Fran
cisco Chronicle. Won Dep Ken is the
individual who has the distinction of
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

The Colossus Of Rhodes WIS cast in oyei
100 pieces and fitted 10 ether.
A baby IS a blossom on which there are
eW thOrns.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1893-10-13

Cupid never shows a wrinkle.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
Gin 8eiHinn..

6rit (eifrie in benz 8u6e leienb
vSrcue 6es bdusliden @liidS. Cine
G%nleituns CUR 9uten @r3iebung Der Sim
Der bis gum 8. 3ebensiabre. O-M ut
ter: rSa, pie fommft benr Du ba3u,
in bieiem Bud 81 leien ?"-Tris<
Den: r0eibt gu, DIANA, i9 bab'
mur itben molten, Oh i'd biz iett bon
Sud ri9tis ler5oseu iporoen bin"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
Err fnIfMe @nIf-

9ausden bat III Der S9ule pom
Wolf 9ebOrt lnO erbdlt 3u 6auie, ais
er pon~ber Mtama nod mebr bariiber
milien poltc, ben entipredenoen 8ano
oes Observation-Disclosures 3ur 3eftirc.
n9fan," fragt lie mad ldnserer 3eit. oa
ct nod INNER lieit, vbiit on eenn nod
niGt ferti9 ?" = nyiein," laet 6ans,
lid bin crit ba, no er @Dmnafial=
oireftOr mir0 u
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
..@nt a~nsiehen"

farbe as. Gs ltest ttefer, benn es tdnst BON BEN ae,
iuuben 3ntdnbe Der tnneren Orsane as. ST BITE esber
anttdtts, banu febt man gels unb salis aus, TT her
aus anb bic Rieren ansesrtfen, bann febt man
srdmli@ unb rerbriebli@ aus. Gorge fur quite @es
iunbtet, banr rtrt On rsut nuSfeben". Electric
Dttters IN Sas erc6e 9etImitteI, baS a~nreseuh uub bes
Iebenb auf bic inneren Srsane einwirft. Sc rertretbt
taeIetH Nuef&Id8e, @ef4phre, Glehten nub fcufise
hnrttntefeiteu Der 9aut, unb rerf@oft etnen retneu
9eint. gu tdben In Der Npptbete Bon NtoIpt Dreib,
Gbsmpfcn q Go. so Gents bic Slai6e.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
ltnbtrheEerIid.

Sci einem Souper bat cine lebbafte
Dame eimen lebr i6iidtsrnen 6errn
gum 2ildna6barn. 9ta6bem i6r alle
Serlu6e, ans inn etwaS msbr pie ,ia,4
yletu" nno lid peib uidt" berars3u,
brtngeli, miblnngeu iinb, fraet lte
ldlieBlih, ais 9lapiertDne aus eiuem
Nsbeu5tmner erflinsen : r5pielen sic
alapier Pr Reiu, i'd uidt, antwors
tet CT, has tbnt Semanb TIM 9teben-
simlnfri"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
1lmn bod !,

Br6nti gam: rDeine @lteru
boben Dir 10 uielc meme Gleioer aiae
l9afft: hpTeutlit5 mirlt OH mid MN
tn ben eriten 3G!jreu unlerer Gte uidt
bel6fti9en. = rgSic mero' ifl,
S6at; lDcnn gu bas 0elb oiblt,
braudit Du Did lpeitsr gar nid)t nm
meine 9oilette su fiimmern."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
@ana ntnfnnh.

VIE, pelae Or. Rings s0eue GutbedunaA a.brau6t
babeu, fennen ibren Wertb, unb BITE, reide has Sic
lest nod nidt setban baben, fbnnen iest gan, umIont
etnen Berfud 6anatt a%nfteIen. Man rrenbe fh an BE
unten a~nsebetste Npotb'te unb luHe f6 ttne grobeHas
i&e gratis geben. Han ieuee feinen Nanien unb feline
NcreNe eth an $. G. 8ndIen & Go. tn Gttcoap unS
man ptrb cine Drobes S@a4tel ron Qr. atnas Weuen
eebenss Bineu ~tcfenfret j~useianbt ~erbalten, Jotte eiu
Ggemplar hes v@efuubbeits, Ghbrers unb Der pebeuss
Meseln1. aues has pire ftasr ron Rusea fur Gte
fetn, ptue Sbnen Rotten gu seruria@en. San Nntcntc
Drug Qompann.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
geIbHswaue.

SIffet: ,Gber bSr' mai, Spnnb,
9eifern bift Du nun aud beim 36pens
lptrtb btaausgetporfen tuorbenl On In
Detnen boben Semeitern io1telt bod
nun en6lid) lolioer merben !"-Spunb:
%, bas lit ales nur 9olitif BON mir !
Sd made mid iett mad unb nod in
1dmmtli6en &neipen unm0gli6, unb
oann iolft Du ieben, mas fiir ein feis
mes Gramer i'd nddftes Semefter
[eiffe =
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
Der umaefebrte Seiue.

Sn<einer @eietll6aft miro iiber einen
m%obetnen Di6ter seiproden, Der lid
our9 lan9e ientimentale @eSi6te her
porgetban. sd m0dte ibn, bemerft
Elm &ritifer, ben llmsefebrten Seine
neunen! !" = nWielo?" = Stun aus
ieinen fIei1en Sdrner;en mlabt er Die
groben 2ieoerl"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
8enenfTim.

Gbef: Die Stelle lit alerSings
ni9t bod ialartrt, aber eS lit elm Ser
t~raueuspoiten bebenfen Gle, sic bas
ben manden Gag 10000 Mfart In 6dns
6en.4-4 nl1nter oieien nms
ffanoen bin i'd iosar bereit, Die Stelle
obne @ehalt anautreten I"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
0er;eusmun5d.

Sn Der 8Olfsi6nle lit ser 0ia9mittag
tpesen GROCER Sise freiseseben worbeu.
oagegen baben Die iunsen yateiner
unterrid)t wie ionlt. nWeilht," lagt
eiler bon ibnen auf benz 5hulipe9,
inter lollteu balt au' al1' btde DIRECTOR
babe, Der Oroentli' i6wite' tbat'--na'
pGr's annerl9!"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
gdeM ntaaIid.

sSasen Sic mir ttitr, tpober bas
fommt! Wie es uorbin i9Dn mar, lag
oas Srdulein GlD i'm Senfter ibrer
Wobnuns-jest, nun Die StraBeu pom
8egen naB fino, sebt iie p%romeniren !"
-rOa bat bas Sraulein 9epiB Elm paar
neue S1ube AMI"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
Gine hrennenhe @eihiGte.

Yotbar sliibte i6on lunse fir Ioel>
gunoe. Seiner feuri9eu 8ereotlamteit
gc(alg eS, i9r 9er5 III 6lanmeu gu
lesell. sis iie aber ulerfte, oaB er
feline Slide bate, branute JIG nit einem
Nnbereu ourd)
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
uuQuQenehfit.


,Meine 9erren, i1 bite einise Mfinus
ten nm 9bre gla@5t6t. Sd babe uletu
Manujtript 5u 9aule selanen, aber
mstn fleiner Sobn mtrb es mir loslei1
bringen l. - Der ffeine 5Dbm
(eintreten6) ,Mfama tonute 6as
Sdriftittd ni6t fitben bafiir fdidt
tie aber bas Bud, aus benz Dn's abs
geldrieben baft!@
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
SpisbubensG iteitcit.

Staatsauwalt (beim Jfelumel:
Die S6laubeit, i'd m0dJte Iait
la9eu SntclIi9ens, nit mcltber ser Stu
6rn6 81 (uuter-
6red)eubl: Sic. ridt ipabr, Dos
fontnt botj iii Die 3eituus ?"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
Smrdtbare Srotung.

9ausberr (3u einem 8sttter) !;
pWta9en Sie, oaB Sic fortfommelt,
iOnit-"-8 ygtut, fonit ?"
= 9ansberr: n9onit friegen's
einen 8rateu gu eilen, ben meiue STRAIT
lelber 5ubereitet bat!@
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
GAter aIstia.

Critic @epattertM: oGlaubeu
sic bic i6rcdltde @eidlt6te, Die maj
iid bon Srdllein Sdwarj er;Gblt pa
@euatterin: r@ani eut=
59ieoen !-@as erSdblt inalt oenlt Don
;hr ? /"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
MueTaubIid.

S6neiber: n9isr brinse id sen
beiteaten @n5us. &oftet a9t3i9 Marf!D
-Stuoiou s@arten sic, t6
mill Sbnen ben 8etrag 9lei9 3ablen!"
@ Ser! Gum Star.
rem balten lalie i9 mid ni1t! I"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
Nakea Der gaIebbeu.

gran 6es Sanfes: nWie
fonmt es, Gillette, 6ob Die Stie8e nod
10 nnlauber ausiiebt I" = Often IT,
m ab6eu: IS lit beute ebeu nod
feline bon ben Damen binunter ses
gan9en."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
9aunIidt @risheit-

Sargen: n0u, Nnorcs, was bait
On benn Deiner Sub 0egcbea, ais le
nenli6 franf mar 4--Anbres: Gin
Siertelliter Terpentiu.
(adt Gage ipatsr.)
Sargen: .Du, Dein Natb puu
neuli6 bat aber nidts setaust.
brsS: sWie 10 Oeun nid)t ?"-Sir.
sen: n9ia, i'd bah Ser STUFF oas Ger,
p%eitil seseber, iie lift absr frepirt."-
anorsS; .9la, meine ia and :"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
Die 2ehriefte.

y@eld, prdatiser 9aienbrateu Da
la6t @inem ia orOentli9 bas 9er5
babel - Warten Gle nlr, bis es an's
3ablen sebt, baum lpeint bafir SIR
Bortemonnaie tit Der 9olental9ei"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
NiI.f,,

GeG: 4aann i'd Sbuen u;,:;S ia,
gen, baS Sic crIrerea tGnute? 2" =
Dame: vSa, lagea Sic mir =
CUTE gtadt!"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
9as eiuext Romau.

v....Der Nrme mar bon Ser 9tatur
iebr perna@ldfist +; auf ei1em Sbr mar
ct taub, anf Dem anoeren Iuse f6ielte
er.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
@enanfenIos.

grofeIor: .guf @ieberlebeu,
meim 9err, falls i'd sic ni@t mebr
febett fotlte!
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
Gin outer Teri@Iag.

9etratbsfanbtbat: n9ter,
Mar9en, bait gu 5ebn Bfennig, unb
nun er3dbl' mir nal, mas Deine S@wee
fter BON MIR iast!"-M 6rdem;
r@ib mir nod 3ebn 8fennis, unb i'd
eradbP Dir lieber niat, mas lie bon
Dir Sagti@
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-07
Sosbaft.

aeftfi6es 6rdnlsim: Stir
bat uenlid Elm 9err feline 9iebe geltau=
ben SER: rSo-unb pell liebt
er benz
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-04
Bound to Hnjure the Ann rican Miner.

If the tariff shall be removed from
silver-lead ores it may help the smelling
interests in the United States to some
extent by improving the market in this
country for the sale OF the product of
Mexican mines. But to the extent that
increases the sale of Mexican lead in this
country it will injure our lead mining
industry. American miners can not com
pete with the cheap labor which can be
procured so abundantly in Mexico. They
live under very different conditions from
the Mexican miners, and their living
costs them a great deal more. But If
they are exposed to the unrestricted sale
of Mexican lead ores, many of them will
be thrown out of employment, and this
will hurt the mining interests of all the
Rocky mountain region.-Denver Re-
publican.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-04
NOT HOGS.
He Declared He Wasn't After That Kind
of Game,

He Declared He Wasn't After That Kind
of Game.
An old colored man had brought out a
pail of water for my horse, and we were
talking about the weather and the crops,
when young negro about IS years old
broke out of the woods on the other side of
the road. He was bareheaded, barefooted,
and had on torn shirt and ragged pair
of dungarees The minute the old man
saw him he called out:
boy, 1 like to know what dis yere fussin
is all bout"
"What fussin2" replied the young man.
"Doan' you ak me what fussin, sab. /
knows yo', boy. You is niger who dun
work fur Majah Gamble"
What if does?"
what if yo' does? Why, sab, I'ze gwine
to tell ledge Smith dat yo' has bin chasin
one of his hogs'
"Shool Nebber did itn'
"Doan yo' lie to me, boy! Can't dun see
yo is all out of BRET wild chasin dat hog
If de jedge doan't have yo' in Jail befo' two
days den I'ze possumr
Look a-here, Uncle Ben," said the
young man as he came across the road,
''does yo' member dat lime de jedge's hogs
dun got on de railroad track down dar3"
"Of co'se, sah-of co'se does"
"An when de train cum along what did
dem hogs do? Didn't dey run right down
de track?"
"Of co'se dey did,"
IAN did dem kivered kyars cotch up to
'em? Didn't dey run two miles an den
jump into de swamp"
Eyes, sab, dey did,"
"Well, den, was you big huff fule to
reckon I'd be fussin wild hogs dat could run
EASTERN de bullgineS Reckon I'ze got
wings to fly wild? Does look like bird"
He went off up the road, turning to look
back occasionally, and when he had pro-
ceeded out of sight around bend the old
man shook his head in solemn way and
said to me:
II reckon dun made powerful mis-
take wild dat Niger. said hogs, but I'ze
dead suah he was arter a calfr'-Detroit
Free Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-04

The Santa Fe railroad has just placed
small order for locomotives with the
famous Baldwin builders of Philadelphia.
The order is for seventy-one machines,
and is the largest ever given by any road
at a single lick. That would indicate
that the big western corporation which
has done, and is doing, SO much for Colo
RADIO intends to continue business at the
old stand for time at least.-Denver
Evening Sun.
This is good news also for New Mex
leo; the Santa Fe road is the pioneer road
of this territory and has done much and
is still doing much for the development
of New Mexicos material resources.
The more locomotives, the better train
service, and this will certainly prove
beneficial.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-04
How the Apple Tarts Went.

Meyer, the confectioner, stood behind his
counter and gazed sadly at the huge pile
of apple tarts which were beginning to
grow STALE for during the last few days
business had been unaccountably slack
Suddenly he bethought himself of plan
Sitting down to his desk, he wrote out the
following advertisement and sent it to the
newspaper Office:
GENUINE OFFER OF MARRIAGE.-A young
man of agreeable exterior and ample means
desires to form the acquaintance of a lady
with view to making her his partner for life.
Beauty and wealth are not so much an object
as good character and an amiable DISPOSE
ton. Young ladies who may feel inclined to
cast in their lot with him are hereby requested
to call at Herr Meyers confectionery estab-
lishment tomorrow afternoon at o'clock and
as O means Of recognition to eat an apple tart.
A few minutes after the whole stock
of apple tarts was cleared out.-Sheffield
Telepranh
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-04
A Great Idea.

Blinkers-All this talk about hackmen
overcharging is nonsense. use hacks
whenever am out with my wife, and the
drivers never try to get cent more than
the regular fare.
Winkers-How do you manager
Blinkers-Very simply. merely remark
in loud tone to my wife that I'm glad she's
got through with her shopping at last.
After the hackman hears that he is thank
full to get out of me what actually owe
him.-New York Weekly
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-04

The following is self explanatory, of
course:
Paris, Nov. 29.-Mrs. John H. Mackay
has Joined her daughter, the Princess Col
onna in Paris, where the latter will try to
secure divorce from her husband and the
custody of her children. Prince Colon
ma is charged with inAdelity and general
proAigacy.
But no pity should be felt in this or in
similar cases; when an American girl and
heiress chooses to make fool of her
self by marrying titled foreign liber-
tine and roue, let her bear the brunt
of her own action. She deserves no
pity.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-04

The Mexican silver mine owners ap-
prove of the Wilson tariff bill; of course
they do; but should the bill pass, either
the silver mines of New Mexico will have
to shut up or the New Mexico miners will
have to work for their daily bread at Mex
lean peon labor prices; not cheerful out
la,l, tb;e
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-12-04

ANOTHER anti-Tammany ball has been
started rolling by the better class of
Democrats in New York city; but this
movement, like many others that have
gone before it, will not amount to much;
Tammany has New York fast and prom
ises to keep that city and its rich tax
payers there, while there is blood and
money to be had.