New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-06-11
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Tho most scronS menace 20 chnrchg ding In England
/, said 10 be cycling A few churches have tried 10
induce the whcelmcn 10 come In Tor morning s'rN'''
hut the bicycles OF few who have done 30 nave
been stolen 10y local church members. ana the wheel
men now say that they will not 10 church unless
The church in,ures their machines Many OF The
clergy have become enthusiastic wh'olmrn, ana II l.
said that one country parson who was recently called
ON TO oflcintc az II funeral wanted TO ride TO The
cemetery on wheel. wearing his 'urpIice'
one Of the drawbacks to the wearing OF russet
shoe, the fact that they so easily take on r"s.s
bright /, civ,n I'm The Chatham Republican, by on"
whor own foo,gear tcsiics TO tie value OF his plan
o, onv keen rtct hcS y cnn but can keep
polished we'll simply take piece q, Inla'a "a
vim n cloth. In this way MI the dscolorationS are
removed and n polish Is obaincd."-(Troy Times.
There is New England woman whose pastor re-
Gently asked after her health. Her reply was Il
feel very WE'LL but I always feel bad when feel
we'll because l know am going to feel worse after
ward"
Little JohnnIc-You ought 10 have seen Gus dc
smith and sister make lemonade
Mrs Hrown-How did they do II 49,, .u.
riilc johnnie sister Birdie held the lemon while
Gus squeezed I'rde.-(rexas Strings.
The Rev Robert T. Horton OF England, who de-
ivcrcd the Yale lectures on preaching" few weeks
ago. tells THE Independent" of London that while in
portion Of kccnly intelligent men" In American church
CONGREGATIONS lie found the domestic life Of the
United states more idenl than II Is generally In
England "Man and wife, he says. Z" are more truly
comrades and partners In the business OF h" Inc
wife I'm the case OF minister's Is more distinctly al
mittcd into her husbands work and her husbands
thought and the children more taken into inti-
mate friendship, and live the life Of the parents
Fond Mother listening T., baby's criesl-What
Stx.n nt,TV nigp "
did singer We must !cnd her to Italy and have her
brutal Father CRYING to slcep)-send her now
ind Bits.
An Idaho woman Is reported TO have established n
floating bank. which will cruise along the shores Of
Lake Kratena transactlaG business for towns too
SninlI to have bank OF their own. such bank
would inI 1t easy 10 water It's stock
settled Him. hear said the city editor. "tn that
amy amy kind md" Of American dialect w
mats Whit said the airy new reporter
story " o glad n ,% near in the ace 'O young
uses when she Is chewing gum and talking at one
'"T I'm" story has not yet appeared indianapolis
journal.
Dr. Ernest Hart. the Editor OF "The British Med
teal Journal" who is now in Chicago. says: ~ con-
slider Chcagos water supply the best II all the
great cities In America. The greatest danger was
done away with when the Old lnShore intake was
abolished. But the city VIII not De nbSOi1'eN SAFE
until the twomllc crib Is abandoned and the four
mile intake used exclusively
BLOW TO FRIENDSHIP.
Perhaps You've met fellow whom you thought Of
pretty well.
When you had brand new story. that Won fairly ached
to tell.
So you'd pin him In corner or against area
rail.
And begin with joyous JUNCTION to relate your little
While he hardened all attention, with the buildings
~ II smile
showing family on his interested countenancc the
And YOU try to be dramatic, and to interest yonr
friend.
While he listened most incntly iii you almost reached
TIL you'd nearly reached the climax. where the
listener should roar
that yarn before
indianapolis Journal.
"Rattlrsnakc Pete OF OH city. Penn. his name
voud Indicate Is man Of somewhat grcws0me tastes
lie Is now proudly wearing doublc-breasted sack
cont and "A pair Of made Of nttl,snike skins
40 arranged that the yellow and bnck stripes iornl
n pleasing effect; that Is. Pete thinks they do. IL
took HIN years Ia gather the skins for this suit,
and he h,ri to Kill lo5 snakes to do IT, The buttons
Of his coat are ratlcsnakc heads mounted with gold
Mrs. Observation-Disclosures the matter with the
hor,e-car lube, that II don't come along
Mr. Wnicrwhcat (of Hush Centre, Kan.)-Ilush,
hut one of them there cables She'll be- here direckly
now fer b. goh lye Just dropped nickel M the siot'