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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
star Of the South.

Go to velasco for health, sea mir, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Toxas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, where the soil
is natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years rs
degrees above zero. Warmest day % do
grees. Velasco offers the best invest
ments in tho south. Write the CONNER
cial club, Velasco Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
You are Going East

1t will be to your advantage to know the
Wabash is the shortest line between kan.
sas City and st. Louis.
Tho Wabash is the shortest and most
direct route between Kansas City and
Detroit or Toledo, connecting Mt both
those points with the trunk lines cast.
Tho Wabash forms the most convenient
route from western points. to Cicago,
and lands passengers in Chicago more
conveniently to the World'sfair lines than
any other road.
Tho Wabash runs finer equipments for
both first and second-class passengers
than any other route. Call or write.
G. M. HAMpsoN, Com'l Agent,
1924 18th St., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
Not as He wished IL.

Briggs-Do you always call on. Miss
Twilling in the same suits
Griggs-Yes; I want to show her father
am economical.
Briggs-I guess you have succeeded. He
told me the other day you were the mean
est man he ever saw.--Clothier and
Eurnisher.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
No Catch There.

Chicago is queer town, remarked a
Detroit lawyer who had been out there
during the fair.
How? inquired listener.
In its views of law and its enforcement
thereof. During my visit there man
stole $500 in cash, and, though there were
at least 80 people to testify against him
and plenty of lawyers to prosecute him,
I'll be blamed if he didn't get off scot
free.
Aw, come off, expostulated the listener;
there's some catch to that.
No, there isn't or wasn't, protested tho
narrator. They couldn't catch him in the
crowd, and he escaped. See?-Detroit
Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

"During my term of service in the
army I contracted chronic diarrhea,"
says A. Z. Belding, of Halsey, Oregon.
"Since then have used great amount of
medicine, but when found any that
would give me relief they would injure
my stomach, until Chamberlain's Cole,
Cholera and Diarrhna Remedy was
brought to my notice. used it and will
say it is tho only remedy that gave me
permanent relief and no bad results
follow" For sale by A. Q. Ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
Jic facet Horace.

A student shy, with eager speed
He sough her side on lounge COM
modious.
sIet us the odes of Horace read"
lie murmured; "they are SO melodious."
She tossed her saucy .head-"Indeed,
think his odes are simply odous."
Judge.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

IT consider Chamberlain's Cough Re-
medy specific for Group. 1t is very
pleasant to take, which is one OF the
most important requisites where cough
remedy is intended for use among child
rem. have known of cases OF Group
where I know the life Of a little one was
saved by the use Of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy" j. j. LAGRANGE, druggist,
Avoca, Neb. so cents bottles for sale by
A. G. ireland, j..
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
Should be Arrested, The Popular De
ManI.

Who? What should be arrested? All
excessive nervousness, dyspepsia, head
ache, dizziness, sleeplessness, neuralgia,
nervous debility, dizziness, confusion Of
mind, nervous prostration, and etc.
They should be arrested, or, stopped, be-
fore they develop into q condition that
can but result fatally. For this purpose
no remedy equals DR.. Miles Restorative
Nervine, the discovery of the renowned
specialist, whose remedies are the
wonder of tho civilized world. Ncrvine
is sold by A. c. ireland jr., on positive
guarantee. Ask for his book free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
At the Fair.

She (from St. Louis 1.-The man who
founded Chicago 10 to have statute for
the Worlds fair.
He (of Chicago)-I never heard that
before. Where it will be placed?
She-Out in Lake Michigan; that's
where he jumped when he saw what he'd
done.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
Had Him There,

Tommy, said Mr.. Eastsider to his
mendacious son, can read in your eyes
that you are lying.
But, Pa, replied the youth, you haven't
got your glasses on, and you know you
can't read worth cent without glasses.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
Niles Nerve & Liver Pills.

Act on new notwithstanding the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taste
-orpid liver, piles, constipation. IN
equaled for men, woman, children. Small
ost mildest, surest, 80 doses rs cts. SAM
pies Free, at A. G. Ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
Just tho Ching.

I wonder why Miss Lightop wears that
trying shade of green?
Mercy, it's because it is difficult to
match and gives her such a magnificent
chance to go shopping.-Chicago Inter
Ocean.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
A New Cause, Thousands Flock to its
standard.

When new cause is presented to the
public it always excites attention. A prom
inent physician has said that la grippe,
during the last three years, has done more
to weaken the hearts of the world than
any other cause that has ever existed.
Those who have had this malady and
subsequently, found themselves subject
to palpitation, short breath, irregular
pulse, wind in stomach, pain in side or
shoulder, smothering spells, fainting,
dropsy, and etc, may feel assured they
have heart disease, which unless checked
ut once, may result fatally. DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure is the only remedy that
can be relied upon to effect cure. Sold
by A. G. Ireland jr., on guarantee. Ask
for the Doctors now book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
SpOiIed In,nres

Spoiled Impression.
He thought she was model maid,
Her praise he'd oft repeat;
But changed his mind on finding she
Chewed toothplcks on the street.
Kansas City Journal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
she Understood.

The American Youth-You sec, in our
American slang a "gag" is the Same as a
joke. Now, if joke, you
The English girl gag you in return,
I understood.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
"A Point In EUciire.

met two gentlemen in Third avenue
car yesterday, said Gus de Smith to Es-
mcralda Longooffin, one of the bellies of
Harlem.
What did they say?
They didn't say anything. There was
one on my right and one on my left
When got up to got off the car they
bowed.
They bowed, did they? Well, they were
rascals.
How do you know? You didn't see
them.
know that all right and left bowers
are knaves.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

DR.. P. A. Skinner, of Texarkana,
Arkansas, is an enthusiast in the praise
of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. flo used it
for rheumatism, and says: 81 found it to
be the most excellent local remedy"
For sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

All tho talk in tho world will not con-
vince you so quickly as one trial of De
Wits Witch Hazel Snlve for scalds,
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

Most of our ailments come from dis
ordered liver, which Simmons Liver Reg
ulator cures
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
s0t in Good Taste.

Tt brings no Joy to the anarchist
Who is at the end of his rope
To hear the inspiring assurance:
Gas long as there's life there's soap.
Kansas City Journ al
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

Banks Clicking off the ashes with his
little finger Yes smoke good deal.
A cigar is company for a fellow when
he's lonesome.
Rivers (raising the window You
must have been hard up for companion
ship when you lit that one.-Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

Dyspepsia in all its forms is not only
relieved but cured by Simmons Livor
Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
when the Labor Came I'm.

When TIC LNDOr CNMC Ell.
Hullo, Bobbetter! How is literature?
Oh, I've given it up!
Indeedf Writing too laborious?
No. The writing was easy enough, but
reading it over afterward got to be
bore.-Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.
YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.

The annual monthly values will show
the distribution of temperature through
the year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

You can not do effective work without
a clear head, and for this take Simmons
Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

Simmons Liver Regulator, bear in
mind, is not an experiment. 1t is en-
dorsed by thousands.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

Oh, I'm doing we'll enough. I am
practicing medicine. I'm the only doctor
there is in the pace.-Chicago Tribune
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

Not Allowed TO Hurt Himself
Chappy is feeling terribly blue about
losing his newest cane.
How did it happen?
The Society for the Prevention of
Cruelty to Children took it from him.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

Ruggles (meetlng him after many
years How are you, McPelt? Still run
ming a meat market?
McPclt-No, Ruggles, made dead
failure at butchering. 1 guess it wasn't
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04
1-.'II E


Mountains OF Mineral Fruitful Orchards and Other Resources
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

AT THE GATEWAY OF THE NATIONAL PARK.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-04

Sorry to hear it. What arc you doing
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-03
SUDDENLY a CARDINAL.

Archbishop Vaughan More Fortunate
Than Most Recipients of the Red Hat.
Archbishop Vaughan has received his
red hat with unprecedented rapidity,
says the Pail Mall Budget His prede-
cessor, Manning, although particular
protege of Plus IN, had to wait ten
years from his appointment to the arch
bishopric of Westminster before he was
called to the cardinalate. No doubt
the decease of the three English cardi-
nals-Newman. Manning and Howard
in quick succession, paved the way for
DR.. Vaughan's promotion. Besides, as
bishop of Stafford, DIR. Vaughan has been
qualifying for years past for prince
dom of the church by his constant and
vigorous championship, both in speech
and in print, of the rights and claims of
the papacy.
What title will he assume? Every
cardinal has titular church in Rome,
and takes formal possession 81 it imme-
diately after receiving the red hat from
the hands of the pope. Newman's was
St. George in Velabro, Manning's St
Andrew and Gregory on the Celian
hill Probably Pope Leo will assign
the latter to Cardinal Vaughan. There
is only one instance on record in our
century of an Englishman declining the
offer of a cardinals hat. Rev. Dr. Lin
gard, the Catholic historian of England,
was the ecclesiastic who thus preferred
to remain clerical commoner
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-03
JAPANESE GOODS.
They Are Packed in Substantial and Work
manlike Manner.


manlike Manner.
OF the various foreign countries whose
shipments of exhibits have passed
through the Jackson park custom house
the packing cases from Japan have been
the most substantial and have preserved
their contents in the best shape. Two
or three car loads of these exhib-
its now piled in the north end of the
manufactures building show the gen.
eral worlmanlike mannerof the Japan
csc. Every case is made of frst-class
yellow pine, joined in perfect manner
ard strongly bound with iron bands. A
model of a pleasure boat three feet
long recently received serves as an ex-
ample of the precautions of these peo-
pie.
The outside case was of yellow pine,
one and One-half inches thick and
planned on both sides. Around this outer
case were broad bands of steel, held in
place by screws. Inside was tin box
soldered together and held from rolling
about by layers of rice straw Inside
of the tin case was another wooden
case. finely finished, and inside of this
nestled in cotton batting was the model
of a boat. The fgure-head at the prov
was a gaudy japanese pheasant, and
the whole craft was; lacquered and
finished as the Japanese know so well
how to do. This model was released by
the customs officers and was taken to
the japanese headquarters at Sixty
seventh place.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-03
A New Coast-Ffnder.

An ingeniously constructed coast.
finder for coast lines is among the re-
Gently invented novelties. The device
requires solid foundation as close to
the shore line as possible. The semi
circular bed plate is eleven feet long
and eight feet wide, most accurately
planned, and an arm pointed at the
center and moved by hand wheel. car
ries telescope, horizontal and depres-
sion verniers, pencil and various appli-
ances. A chart of the harbor is accu-
rately adjusted under the arm, and as
the telescope is made to follow fixed
point on the hull of an approaching
ship the movement and position of the
latter are traced by the pencil on the
chart, on a scale of 1000 inch to one
foot. 1t is stated that tests made upon
buoys some four or FIVE miles distant in
Dictated their true distance within the
brief space of few inches.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-03
HARD ON THE HAIR.
The Disastrous Effects of Using Natural
Gas.

Gas.
When natural gas from a partia
fuel came to be used for cooking anC
heating solely, and in great degree fol
illuminating purposes in Pittsburgh
the hair of Pittsburghers began to fall
out in a most alarming fashion.
Women were victims more than men
"a result doubtless caused by the fact
that houses are usually warmer than
offices and men less confined by their
business than women, through their So
cial and domestic duties.
The seeds of the complaint, accord
ing to the Chicago Journal, were sowed
deeply the first year that gas was intro
duced into houses for domestic pur-
poses. That was before the days of
meters and the fifteen cents per thou
/ sand rate. Gas was given away almost
then in yearly contracts. People who
had been cold all their lives on hard
coal at eight dollars a ton began to
warm up and the torrid zone prevailed
everywhere.
The Philadelphia company was amply
revenged for the wasting of its gas by
the way the furniture warped and by
the shedding of their patrons hair.
The ladies discovered the new COM
plant first. When they patted their
bangs, after the fashion of gentle
womanl1ind. a mesh of hair would come
away in their fingers, and if they only
crooked their hands threateningly
toward an erring husbands locks, all
the hairs that were unsafe in their foun-
dation in his head would drop abjectly
to the floor.
Society, of course, has deluged its du-
cheese lace handkerchiefs with bitter
tears over the remnants of passing
glory. The poodle and its mistress have
mingled their hairs in mutual sorrow,
and grave-faced iron manufacturers
have come together to determine how
the mutability of boards might be pre-
vented. The grief of Samson for his
shorn head would be but drop in the
bucket of tears shed over the stealthy
denuding of their polls by the inhabi-
tants of Pittsburgh.
BARRIERS and hairdressers are endeav-
oring to come to the rescue. They make
green lotions for arresting the disap-
pearance of the nustache, and pink To-
tons for coaXing the boards not to de-
sert the face to which it primarily be-
longed. There are bang connections
and back hair washes, but individually
and collectively they all fail in their
work of reform.
Those who can afford it are spending
all the summer, and as much of the
winter as business permits, far from the
haunts of the enemy; while the larger
majority of the citizens try to take COM
fort in the fact that each mans hirsute
losses can be matched by his neighbor
six to half dozen.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-03
HYSNGER e ROSENTHAL, Humboldt ce nd svoOburg kaos
FAMOUS HOUNDS KILLED.
One Hundred Thoroughbred Dogs Killet
Because of Lack of Food.

Because of Lack of Food.
One hundred of the finest-bred
hounds in this country were killed re-
Gently at the Stokes &c Whitehouse
ranch on the Laramie plains because
there was nothing for them to eat, and
the man who was in charge of them
thought it more merciful to shoot them
than to let them starve to death. lie
did not dare to turn them loose to
range the country in their hungry con-
dition.
A few years ago the ranch was the
finest in the state. 1t was a regular
old-country establishment, and the
hounds were the finest that could be
imported. The owners sank five hun
dred thousand dollars in breeding thor
oughbred horses, and one day White
house accidentally killed Stokes while
they were hunting.
The ranch was then practically aban-
doned. 1t took horse or steer each
day to feed the hounds, and there being
no more such animals left on the ranch
the keeper killed all. The ranch is
now entirely deserted by man and
beast
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-03
A Kentucky Yarn.

A resident of Scott county, Kentucky,
felt a severe pain in his left shoulder and
arm several years ago, and for some
months he suffered intense pain Then
the affected parts began to change
color, and became dark brown as the
pain decreased. At last, it is said, the
shoulder and arm were covered with a
thick growth of soft, brown hair an
inch in length. The pain ceased en-
tirely, it is further stated, and now the
man, it is claimed, is twice as strong in
his left arm as he is in his right.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-03
ROMANCE
SHERIFFS SALE
First published January p, 1898


THE STATE OF KANSAS, ALLEN COUNTY, s..
In the District Court Seventh Judicial District
Sitting in and for Allen County, state of Kansas
Hiram D Upton. plaintiff. VS.. Saml. Millard
and Rachel L Willard and Henry Pence, de-
PENDANTS
BY virtue of an order of sale issued by the Clerk
of the Seventh Judicial District Court, in and
for Allen county. State of Kansas, in the above
entitled cause, and TO me directed and deliver
ed, 1 will on
TUESDAY. FEBRUARY IS A d. 1895.
at IL o'clock IN of said day at the front door
of the Court House in the city OF lola, Allen
county Kansas, offer for sale and sell to the
highest bidder. for cash in hand. the following
described zeal estate to-wit: The northwest
quarter % of section twenty-Six (26), in town.
ship twenty-five (25) OF Range eighteen u.s. east
of sixth 9th principal meridian, in Allen county
Kansas Said lands and tenements will be sold
without appraisement to satisfy said order of
sale. HOBART,
Sheriff of Allen County, Kansas
Sheriff Office lola, Kans, Jan l6, 1893.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-03
SherIFs Sale.
LFirst pnblfshed Lnn. NJ. Isa.

VFTsI pUUIIsttu Jun 10, Io'sI-I
BY virtue of an order of sale. dated the 18th
day of Decemer 1892 issued out of the District
Court in and tor Allen County. Kansas in an
action in said court wherein Charles G. PeirsOn
was plaintiff and James W Adams and Fannie
K Adams his wife were defendants will. on
TUESDAY. THE l4TH DAY OF FEBRUARY 1898.
between the hours OflO NJ and NJ, at
the front door OF the Court House in the City of
lola, in said Allen County. Kansas, offer at pub
lie sale and sell to the highest and best bidder,
for cash in hand. all the right title and interest
of each and every of the above named parties
in and to the following real estate. in said state
and county. tO-wiU The east half of the south
west quarter of section fifteen Q5 township
twenty five C25 range eighteen Us East.
said property will be sold as directed by said
order of sale, without appraisement and subject
to a prior encumbrance of the principal note for
S1lOO co and interest as set forth in plaintiff
petition and held by a stranger TO this suit
Is l.. HOBART.
Sheriff Allen County, Kans
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-03
4 MILLION FRIENDS.

A friend in need is a friand indeed
and not less than one million people
have found just such friend in DR.
Kings new discoveryfOr consumption.
coughs and colds. If you have never
used this great cough medicine, one
trial will convince you that it has Won
derful curative powers in all cases OF
thoOat, chest and lungs. Each bottle
is guaranteed to do all that is claimed
or money will be refunded. Trial bot
ties free at Evans drug store Large
bottles SOC anyS1.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-03
STRENGTH AND HEALTH.

If you are not feeling strong and
healthy. try Electric Bitters. If la
grip has left you weak and weary. use
Electric BItters. This remedy acts
directly on stomach, liver and kidneys
GENTLY aiding those organs to perform
their functions. IfyOu are afflicted with
sick headache you will find speedy and
permanent relief by taking Electric
Bitters. One trial will convince you
that this is the remedy you need. Large
bottles only so cents at Evans drug
store
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-03
Notice of appointment.

THE STATE OF KANSAS. ALLEN Co. SIS.
In the matter of the estate of Sabina +. Wei
Ter late of Allen county Kansas
Notice is hereby given that on the 18th day
of January A D. 1898 the undersigned was by
the Probate Court of Allen county. Kansas, duly
appointed and qualified as Administrator of the
Estate of Sabina Weller late of Allen county,
deceased All parties interested in said estate
will take notice and govern themselves accord
ingly. ANNA KELLEY.
70 Administrator.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-03
Pears
Soap

The skin ought to be
clear; there is nothing
strange in a beautiful face.
If we wash with proper
soap, the skin will be open
and clear, unless the
health is bad. A good
skin is better than a
doctor.
The soap to use is
Pears; no alkali in it. It
is perhaps the only soap
in the world with no al
kali in it.
All sorts of stores sell
it, especially druggists;
all sorts of people use it.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1893-02-03
A THOUGHTFUL PARENT

COnsults his best interests when he
is prepared for an emergency; he
knows that ''like thief in the nightu
Group or whooping cough may come
upon his child without warning. Can
he afford TO be without remedy at
hand? Cubeb Cough Cure is what he
should have ON hand; it is the one
minute remedy. Evans Bros.