Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-07-27
GENERAL DRIFT.


Ole Town; Badly is slightly ~dlsfgured
but still in the ring"
County Clerk: Business very slack, no
marriage licenses this week"
Joe Paul "You don't know where
there is an empty house do YOU
Paul Gruby: webster is right in the
swim. Three horse races and a ball game
this week"
Kurt kellogg; Putting it mild. what
kind of a day would you call this. Hot
ter than - Eh,'
Geo. Terpena: If the Webster boys
don't win the bail game Friday l will 20
square back on them"
A. 4. Thompson: That's all right;
You see l just got the wheel, but I'll DO
Henry on that Watertown trip"
Tom Lawler: II knew / was in that
game for several days afterward. Was
so sore ! could hardly move"
Andrew Small: 1t beats all what a
deep and lasting interest my frieuds have
developed in my welfare of late."
S~iglinger: Farmers must expect some
crop, judging by the way they are huy-
ing binders and threshing machines"
John Norton: They could move half
the Fair away ana then it would take
about six months to see what is Left"
A. III. Kramer; "We can and ought to
raise a good and sufficient fund to put
the roads leading to Websteri n fine con-
dition."
Ed. Small: "Play ball. Well / guess
not. | carried my legs in a sling after
the last game, but my arms were too sore
for even that"
NeidenfeuhT: "By - if l catch
anyone, no matter who. shooting chick.
before the law allows it, l will have
them jerked up"
Dan Shields: Rain makers be blowed!
Might just as well get out and stand on
your head and stick your fingers in your
vest pocket to produce rain"
L. j. Eyre: THAT Milwaukee bank
failure is a bad one. Just think, 81, OO0,-
600 tied up. 1t will severely effect a great
many small banking institutions"
ID. w. Paul: ~ have a new fang pillow
and if my crop is poor another year it
will not be my fault. / am not expert
menting in the future, but farming"
D.. w. Hussong: Hot Well l should
cay SO. i sweat four barrels Saturday.
Grain is looking fine between here and
Waubay the hot days have not hurt it."
Ochsenreiter: Eyes; the fats can beat
the leans any day. We will play them
five inning game any time. OH the
leans are not in it when the fats play
ball"
j. r. Taylor: "Yes; l fooled both riders
sending them off on the first score. but
the horses were ven and il was a good
That's what l thought they were
Lee Paul: wonder If Mitchell and
he boys don't think they have been to
, horse race. Yes; I'll match the black;
Ill / ask is a square deal and III run any
If 'em."
Hon. Fred S. Patterson: 'They say
depends on the farmers, but
after a few such days as Sunday, l don't
Know what they will depend on, cer-
ainly not on the CROP"
Judge Campbell: "If foreign complica.
ions should result in war and cause a
for American wheat, which
would raise the price to 81 so per bushel
md WI had no wheat how would we
Prot. Belts: II have my new language
'early completed. When ! get it intro
|uced it will revolutionize the whole
In fact. more progress will be
in the next 100 years than in the
asst 5000"
Hon. w. III. Jones: Theodore Tobias
> the best walker | know of. The day
I the circus at WATERFOWL he was about
wenty miles north of Bristol. He star :
in the night 10 catch the train there +:
ut missed il. He walked to the show {
il he had had half an hour more
tart he would have beaten the train
l."
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