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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-27
A Far-Fetched Stcry,

Willie Wiit--What do you think Of
our friend Spync,s writings. Don'tyou
think he carries realism too far?
Maid Marian = Decidedly. lie told
me the other day that he had TO waIs
thirty III lies to find publisher,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-27
Petroleum.

P1TTsBURG, April 26.-Petrole um-
National Transit certificates opened al
6734c; closed at 67$4c; highest, Csc; loW
est, 6734e. Sales, 10000 bbls.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-27
Milwaukee Grain.

wheat, 10,O02 Blu; shipments, lab bu;
cars inspected, 50; ears on track, 81;
cars on track last wear, 236.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-27
THESE QUOTATIONS
Are FURNISHED by
JAMESON, HEyEAER & CO.,
st. Paul Grain Market,
Commission Merchant, St. Pa,

Wheat-Cash wheat is quiet, but
firm; No. hard 67(0GSc; No. north
ern. 85WGSc; No. northern, G30164c.
Corn--l'ecelpts aud shipments light:
prices tirm; No. 8. s,@≻ No. 9 vel
low, 3S&l34r.
Oats-Tae local demand continues
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-27

Government and State Bonds
Government bonds steady. State
bonds dull.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-27

l. AE1 If you're suffering from
Essn 49, Catarrh, the proprietcrs
~ of Dr. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy ask you to try
EA 81 their medicine.
- ~ Then, if you can't be
Ia N cured they'll pay you
Hk1 90 $500 in cash.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-27

Bilious Headaches, and all arrangements
of the liver, stomach, and bowels are
prevented, relieved, and permanently
cured. They're guaranteed to give sat
:sfaction. or your money is returned.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-27

"BIU.
San Francisco Mining Stocks.
SAN Francisco April 26.-The official clos
ing quotations for mining stocks today were
Ms follows.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-27
Made n Vigorous Attack

OIL the proposition to have the consid-
Grafton of the merits of displays made
by juries. and strongly advocated the
substitution of expert judges instead of
iurles. Mr.. Thatcher triumphed. and
he is now here prepared to organize the
work. He has a big job on his hands.
and is somewhat worried over the delay
in his department; but we will make
things hum from this time out" he
says. He added:
"The inspection system at the Colum-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-27
IT'S RATHER TOO MUCH FOR YOU

} MUCd run I W
the ordinary,
bulky pill. Too big
to take, and too
much disturbance
for your poor sys-
tenn. The smallest,
easiest to take, and
best are DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets.
They leave out all
the disturbance, but
yet do you more
good. Their help
lasts. Constipation,
Indigestion, Bilious
Attacks Sick oT
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02
Republican BenefactOrs.

Prof. Shows chinch bug theory has
been a great mistake. It has not only
killed millions of bugs, but has also
built two fine buildings on Mount Dread
-Emporia Gazette.
Yours, the mistake, Mr.. Gazette. The
two buildings referred to on Mt. Dread
(the new university buildings-ibrary
and chancellor's residence) are being
built with money left by grand, old
William b. Spooner, of Boston, one of
the most stalwart of the republican sect.
He left that money to the Kansas uni
versity, partly because Kansas was his
ideal commonwealth. For it he strug-
gled in early years and when he died he
left it a pot of money. Every good
thing Kansas has in the way of public
or even semi-public institutions came
from republicans, either as individuals
or in some collective capacity. Chancel-
lor Snow who gave us the chinch bug
remedy, is republican to the core, and
was brought to Kansas by Charles Rob
inson in his republican days. The
Spooner hundred thousand is republican
money and nobody should forget it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02
The Royal Remedies.

An Exchange says: "It is refreshing
to meet man who candidly acknowl-
edges that he does not know any rem
edy for the present financial depression.
And the ones who acknowledge that are
usually the most successful business
men. There is not street corner loaf
er in the country but has an effective
cure for all the financial ills.'
There is one remedy which every man
of sense knows is good one. The old
fashioned, time-honored practices of
thrift, economy and industry will beat
all the hard times there are going. 9th
er things will help, but these things are
first and by all odds most necessary.
Every well-to-do farmer in Kansas, land
his name is legion), knows that these
things are at the bottom of his prosper
ity. In these days of uproar about rem
edies, too many people forget that there
are such things as laziness, shiftlessness,
extravaganza and improvidence- and
their reverse.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02
A Fake.

Mcpherson Republican.
The fact should not be lost sight of in
| the silver discussion that Ernest Seyd, a
London banker, was most instrumental
in having the gold dollar, instead of the
silver dollar, made our standard meas
urement. That when it was done in
1873 the ablest statesmen in congress
did not perceive it's far-reaching effect.
James G. Blaine, then speaker of the
house, Garfield, W. D. Kelly, and many
others long since admitted they knew
not its effect. John Sherman in strong
speech condemned the act and voted
against it. yet is charged with having
voted for it. But having done the act,
the question arises now how to get back.
Hutchinson Patriot.
All that talk about Seyd is a fake,
pure and simple. In report of the sill
yer commission Seyd is quoted as an
authority Vol. pages 81, go, 70. In
Vol. z, pages 107 to 1876 is strong ar
gument in favor of bi-metallism by Mr..
Seyd. He was one of the experts called
by the silver men, and this argument
was what they wanted. In 1868 Mr..
Seyd published an elaborate work on
Bullion and Foreign Exchange" in
which he vigorously defended the double
standard. In 1879 he published anoth-
er entitled 1.-THE Depreciation of Labor
and Property Which Would Follow the
Decentralization of Silver" Some months
since we wrote to a distinguished
senator who was present during the
debates on the act of 1873 and who
voted against it, asking what Seyd's real
action was. At the same time we sent
clippings giving an account of the
charges made. His reply was that he
had never heard of Seyd in connection
with the bill.
We have not seen Mr. Seyd's larger
works, but Francis A. Walker and Jevons
both quote him as strongly advocating
the bi-metallic system and as criticising
the mint regulations of England. Eng
fish bankers would never have entrusted
their business to a strong bi-metallist
and an active critic of their own system.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of perfect lax
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02
FARMERS CAPITALISTS.
1t Requires Capital to Garry
On Farming as Much as to
Do Any Other Business.

The farmers of Kansas Cor tie farm
ers of any other state) are the last per-
sons in the world who ought to roar
against capital and the capitalists. Why!
Because every farmer is himself one
of the best illustrations of the
capitalist. A man without food will
starve to death say in from ten to thirty
days. How, then, is the farmer to wait
for his grain to grow, his pigs to
fatten. or his steer to be ready for
slaughter? But for one fact he is sure
to starve before his food product is
ready to support life. That one thing
is his reserve, what he had to start with,
his accumulation-his capital. His
hands cannot pillow corn a day except by
the aid of his capital. If the man in
the east who owns mortgage on the farm
of the Kansas farmer is for that reason
capitalist, then when the Kansas farm
er has paid off that mortgage he has GER
tainly become capitalist himself If he
never was before, because he has taken
the place of the eastern man by virtual
ly buying the mortgage of him. Wher-
ever a distinct misuse of capital is in
sight the farmer has everybody's right to
point it out and condemn it. But to
condemn capital and capitalists at ran
dom is the most awfully inconsistent
thing farmer can do. To call all
capitalists robbers is to call all farm
ers robbers. The capital invested in
farming vastly exceeds the capital in
any other business.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02
JUST ABOUT INHUMAN.
The Overturning in the Deaf
and Dumb Asylum at Olathe.

Will any Kansas voter claim for a
moment that it is good part of good
government to dismiss from our special
and peculiar school, such as the deaf and
dumb school, teachers who have had
long training in the very peculiar work
there done, and to substitute in their
places entirely raw hands? Prof. s. T.
Walker, for several years superintendent
of the deaf and dumb institution at
Olathe, has been promoted to the finest
deaf and dumb institution in the United
States-that at Jacksonville, Illionis-
at greatly increased salary. OF the
change this has made keen nom parti-
san observer at Olathe recently wrote:
''There are some things for which special
preparation is necessary, but am sorry
to say it looks as though those in au-
thority at present do not comprehend
this. For instance, there is a country
teacher now in this town attending a
summer school, as it were, of instruction
for the purpose of fitting himself to oc-
cupy professorship in this institution
at the beginning of the next term of
school and, incidently. to draw, at
prompt intervals, the highest salary paid
an instructor" From the standpoint
of the good of the unfortunate pupils in
this institution, nothing could be more
absurd. 1t would be far easier for this
country school teacher to qualify him
self in thirty days to be the chief en-
gineer of first class Atlantic steamer
than it is for him to qualify in thirty
days to lead the minds of the unfortun-
ate Kansas youth in the institution at
Olathe out Of the darkness to which they
have been condemned, without fault
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02
Farming of the Future.
North American Review.

North American Review.
Should our population increase as
rapidly during the coming 100 years as
in the last fifty, it will not be less. than
400,000,000. I am inclined, however,
to think that it will not so increase. For
one thing we will not have the same in
ducements to offer to immigrants. When
the price of land goes up, as it is bound
to do, and its acquisition requires more
money; when more capital is required to
undertake farming, except on the small
lest scale, and truck farms near cities
bring high rent and call for the great
est intelligence, as we'll as industry on the
part of the farmer-one of the chief in
ducements to foreigners seeking our
shores, namely, the acquisition of farms
of their own-will disappear. At the
same time the liberal tendencies of all
civilized countries, even under monarch
ical governments, will lessen the num-
Der of those who leave the older coun-
tries for the sake of greater political
freedom.
Emigration to the United States will
consist more and more of few compar-
atively well-to-do persons, seeking OPP
portunities for the profitable investment
of small capital, and who, possessing
some education and training in the art
of self-government will readily ANAL
gamate with our own people, or of the
poorest classes, well content to serve for
time in the ranks of labor, provided
the rate of wages is high enough to re-
ward their frugality with moderate
savings.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02
A NEW VIEW.
A Russians Views Of Ameri-
can Railways and the Ca
lamities They Avert.

Ivanovitch Michin, superintendent OF
motive power of the government rail
ways of Russia, who has lately COM
pleted tour of inspection of more than
$4,000 miles of American railways, is re-
ported to have said:
1.-THE reason of my visit to this country
is our experience during the famine in
the winter and spring of 1892 when the
people of the United States so generous
ly stretched out helping hahd to Rus
STA. Now that famine was not a real fam
inc. 1t was not total failure of crops,
but partial failure, inasmuch as Siberia
and the Caucasian mountain district had
yielded crops sufficient to feed all Rus
sia; but our main trouble was that we
could not transport them to the famine
stricken districts in European Russia
quickly enough. There is not one mile
Of railroad in Siberia and only one sin
gle-track road in the Caucasian district,
so We had to wait until navigation
opened before we could begin to move
what surplus food there was in both
these districts. When we got it as far
European Russia we discovered that the
capacity of our roads and rolling stock
was inadequate [ was detailed to go to
America and study how American rail
ways were handling large traffic with
comparatively small rolling stock and
motive power, in emergencies like ours.
Il came here in September last year,
and what [ have seen has exceeded my
greatest expectations. I think that your
American railways have made such colos-
cal strides that you have distanced the
remainder of the civilized world. The
reason of it, I believe, is mainly in the
fact that you build your roads on diff
ferent principle than we do in Europe.
You here build road and create both
passenger and freight traffic and thus
help develop your country. We build a
road when freight and passenger traffic
demands it.
THAT gigantic enterprise, the Siberian
railway,-10,000 miles long-will make
us your nearest neighbor among Europ-
can nations. There is great prospect
for closer commercial relations, particu-
larly in the line of railroad material and
appliances"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02
500 Reward 300.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages, and that is Catarrh. HALLS Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being q con-
stitutional disease, requires a constitutional
treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system, thereby
destroying the foundation of the disease, and
giving the patient strength by building up
the constitution and assisting nature in doing
its work. The proprietors have SO much faith
in its curative powers that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to
cure. Send for list Of testimonials.
B Address F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, D
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02
Scientists, May Differ

As to the causes of rheumatism, but there is
no difference of opinion among them as to
the danger which attends it, the symptoms
by which it manifests itself, and the difficult
ty of dislodging it in its chronic stage.
Several mineral and vegetable poisons are
prescribed for it, but none of these has been
shown by experience to possess the same eff
ficacy as Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. This
benign specific depurates the blood by pro-
noting vigorous action of the kidneys, which
strain from the blood as it passes through
them the rheumatic virus when it exists in
the system. Physicians of eminence testify
to the value of the Bitters in rheumatism,
and the professional opinions regarding it
ars borne out and corroborated by ample
popular evidence. The Bitters remedy chills
and fever, liver complaint, dyspepsia and
constipation.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02
August
Flower

liam ready to testify under oath
that if it had not been for August
Flower I should have died before
this. Eight years ago I was taken
sick, and suffered as no one but
a dyspeptic can. employed three
of Our best doctors and received
no benefit. They told me that had
heart, kidney, and liver trouble.
Everything I ate distressed ne so
that 1 had to throw it up. August
Flower cured me. There is no med
icine equal to it." LORENZO F.
SLEEPER, Appleton, Maine. o
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02
sixty-five Bushels Fer Acre.

This remarkable yield was reported
to the John A. Salzer Seed company,
La Crosse, Wis, by Frank Floss Of
Iowa, on a field of Salzer's World s
Fair Winter Wheat. Speaking of
wheats, this new variety takes the
cake. Several farmers who tried it
during 1898 believe they can raise 100
bushels per acre. His northern grown
wheat sorts, as also his grass mixtures,
can be sown with success as late as
Nov. 10. Salzer will send free pack
age of Worlds Fair Winter Wheat and
his fall catalogue if you will cut this
out and send same to John A. Salzer
Seed company, La Crosse, Wis.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02
Kansas Gets Her Share,


One day at the Worlds Fair is not enough
for Kansas, and the enterprising committee
in charge of the magnificent state building
to 18th, inclusive, to extend their hospitality
to the home folks. The missouri PACIFIC
Railway, DESTROYS of carrying large num-
Der of Kansans to the White City, for this
event, will sell round trip tickets from all
points on its lines in the state to Chicago, at
greatly reduced rates. See nearest Missouri
Pacific ticket agent for particulars, or ad-
dress II. c. TOWNSEND, G. P. & T. A., st.
Louis.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

THE cause of God is never helped
any by what ''wobbler" says in pub
lie
LOOK your troubles sQuarely in the
face, and they will soon scatter and
run.
IF God sends US a rod, he will
some day make it blossom and bear
fruit.
ONE sinner in Heaven would be as
much Of a start as the devil would
want
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

Watts: Are you going to make any gar
den this year? Potts: l think l shall. I
had a garden last year that kept me supplied
with chickens clear up till frost.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02
A Big Thing,

1T is the biggest thing have struck" WHAT why
the business advertised in another column by B. F. john
Co.. of Richmond, Va. Hyou open to engage
ment write them. They show you good thing.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

Employer: William, Mrs. Spriggans COM
plains that she received only one of all the
bundles she had put up here last night. Will
liam: That's funny, sir. wrote Mrs. Sprig-
gans" on one of the bundles, and put "Dit-
to" on each of the others.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

links: Don't you think that the inten-
tons of French duellisits are more honorable
than is generally conceded? Filkins: Oh,
yes as q rule they aim high.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

''The inventor of the alphabet must have
been a modest man." said Hawkins. "Why,
SOP" asked Mawson. Because he begun it
with A." said Hawkins. Most men would
have begun it with -
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

The Difference: Papa: Why, May, you
are too big girl to play with dolls. May;
Oh, no, papa, this is a big doll.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

Mr.. Figg: Here is Chinese kite that
bought down town for you. Tommy: You
don't never give me nothing without it has
a string to it some way or other.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

Clara: Did you know that Mrs. bangle
had gone on trip to Bermuda? Maude:
No, l must call on her before she gets back.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

Old Subscriber Ito editor): Can you lend
me S.? Editor: We cannot: Old Subscri-
Der: Paper not dom much, Ell? Editor
Well, we're holdin' our own.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

sit is a shame that Mrs. Gaskip is grow
ing old so rapidly" ''Do you think she is p
'.Of course do. / saw three men rise to of
fer her seat in cable car"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

BEECHAM's PILLS cure sick headache, dis
ordered liver, and act like magic on the Vi
tai organs. For sale by all druggists.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

Dagley: There goes a man who once cut
a big figure with me. Tubbs: He did? In
what way? Dagley: Reduced my salary
$500 year, blast him!
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

Fitss-All fits stopped free by Or. KIine's Great
Nerve Restorer. No fit after rst days use. Mar
veous Treatise and e. 90 trial bottle free Fit
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

''Do you know whether or not Miss Rite.
verse was ever dressmaker?'' mo; why?''
'The thoughts in her last book we're clothed
so beautifully
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

Hopper: That boy of mine is a regular
phenomenon. Bachelor (wearily): In what
way? Pepper: Six years old and never said
a bright thing in his life.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

During the Waltz.-She (who is being held
unnecessarily tight: Mr.. Pressor, prefer
dancing and hugging separately. He: Then
may have the next break?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

Ethel: Who was the friend saw you with
moment ago? Ellen: He's not friend.
I'm engaged to him.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

cav! Doctah, have the bwain fevah, you
think" 20, no ! not the brain fever. Impos-
sible! 1t is only inflammation of the cere-
Drum yacuo"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

"Pa mortifes me so,' said Miss Jenkins.
''He always will say sassiety instid of sau-
ciety."
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

Mandy twisting the corner of her apron)
1 don't believe we'd agree in politics, Josh.
How do you stand on the tariff? Josh: / am
fur hevin' you only.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

While great many things are different
from what they seem, as rule the hen goes
as She laws
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

1t was the first time Johnny had ever
heard guinea hen. "Oh, mai" he shouted,
''come and hear this chicken a-windin' itself
up!'
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

''That air is very familiar" said the mu-
sician, as gust of wind took his hat away.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-09-02

Hegeman's CamphOr Ice with Glycerine.
Cures Chapped Hands and Face, Tender Sore Feet,
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