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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23
OyerIookod the i,ait.

Clara, fishing for compliment
This is your fourth dance with me.
Why don't you dance with some OF
the other girlse
Charlie We'll, the fact is, | dance
50 badly that hate to psk them.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23
Fairly Earned.

Little Tommy-Say, ARE you engaged
TO my sister or are you not?
Algernon, blushing furiously-I am
am not, but would like TOTO be.
Little Tommy-Come out from be-
hind that door, sis. | knew I'd earn
that quarter.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23
Tho Civil Sarvloe.

"We don't see much of you now"
mo, I'm studying to pass an examina-
ton for letter carriers position"
What are you studying"
THE structure and origin of the Egyp-
ton pyramids. You see | have to pass
civil service examination
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23
WHY WILL ,gr, d, .
YOU SUFFER?

When you are nervous, i'll at ease,
sick, tormented at strange fancies
and worried over trifes, it is
sign that You are in the agonies of
Indigestion. If this be the fact,
get box Of the Laxative Gum
Drops at once. These gum drops
are mild and gentle. They are not
q violent cathartic, but they will
cure the worst case of indigestion,
They are particularly good for
ladies, regulating the digestion,
correcting any irregularities and
giving the complexion that Gear
tint that only accompanies perfect
health. II your druggist does not
keep them, send to the Sylvan
Remedy Co., Peoria, H., and get
sample box by mail free. Always
mention the name Of this paper.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

Numerous unsolicited testimonials daily
received By its proprietors clearly demon
strate the fact that the reputation of DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup, the Invaluable cure for
all affections OF the throat and chest, has
suffered no diminution in the last quarter
of q century.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23
WOrSa Vet

~ Ohm, you are not listening to word
am saying!
why, my dear, l am all ears"
81 know you are, and that makes 1t all
the more prOyokinp ~
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

A gigantic tortoise, two centuries old, can
De seen IN a court Of the artillery barracks
If Port Louis, France.
A colony of about ,000 japanese is to be
established in Sinaloa, Mex.
Counterfeit almonds are now made.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23
A Good Excuse.

Mrs. CT hope you will excuse
my husband for not attending your
brothers funeral.
Mrs. H.-Was he i'll?
Mrs. G.-No; but he had one OF his
silly fits on, and then he would laugh
even if you showed gas bill at him.
Texas Siftings.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23
a Fine Horsemap.

Is Mr.. Grayham such fine horseman, do
you think
Mabel-Mercy, yes; he always drives
with one hand. ...
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

DUQUErTE &c cos POMONA co UGH
Tablets. Absolutely the best made Two
ounce package for cts, at your Dru ggists
THAT COUGH.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

Sudden Changes Of Weat her cause
Throat Diseases There is no more effectu.
Browns BRONCHIAL TRoCuEs. Sold only
in boxes. Price 25 cts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23
A Sectional Reason.

why are the New England people
called Yankees?" asked u Massachu-
sets school teacher in a Georgia
school.
Cause they yank every thing in
sight, answered a small Cracker and
went TO the foot of the class. Detroit
Free Press.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23
~ SthetiC.

Miss Wagner-Give me a nice big bolog.
ma sausage, Mr.. Outlets.
Mr.. Cutiets-Shall send it home for you 2
Miss Wagner-Oh no; I'll just take it
along in my music roll
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

EtTS-All fts stopped free Dy Or. k!iNES GRRA1
NERVE RESTOREH. No fit after first days Mar
veous Treatise and 81 90 trial bottle free to iii
send tc Or. Kline 93 Arch ST. Philadelphia IA.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23
why They Don't Speak.

'Don't you and Mawson speak any more.
Witherupf'
"Nope"
"Wby not!n
VIC sold me q horse Once.O
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23
a Good SOni.

Wool-Bronson's dead wife was o
good soul. Did he show you that
memorandum she wrote When she
could not speak?
Van Pelt-No; what was it?
Wool-1t ran this way: "Dear
Jack, your collar button is in the
bureau drawer, back left-hand corner
Don't look for that horrid red and
green neck tie; | burned it up
Trptb
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

A bad penny will return--nots so with him
who has passed it.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

Electricity is now used for making forg-
ings, augers ball bearings and other arti-
Cles hitherto made by hand
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

Economy is wealth that is to say, there
is good deal of 1t.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

Keep Salvation Oil in the gymnasium.
1t is a sovereign remedy for cuts, strains,
athletes are liable at all times. 1t is the
greatest cure on earth for pain. % cts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

We eat too much and take too little out
door exercise. This is the fault of our
modern civilization. 1t is claimed that
Garfield Tea, simple herb remedy, helps
Nature to overcome these abuses.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

Live fish have been sa feIy sent from India
to the British museum.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

Bnker'B Cod Liver OIL.
The best Ia the world. cures consumption
Makes new blood and flesh Sold by druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

HIRAM &. WHEELER, Oh ebolt Sac CO.. Ia
sells first class PerCheron and shire stations
$500, |, . and years time Imported mares cheap
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23
Worst Kind of Failure.

Miss Walton-Is marriage a failure in
your town, Mr.. Outwest!
Mr.. Outwest-rm sorry 10 say it is,
Miss Walton-Whyl
Mr.. Outwesu-Lack of women.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

''Hanson's Magic Corn Salye."
Warranted to cure. or money refunded, Ask your
druggist forit Price % cents. -
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

The cold snap in Virginia this season
is reported to exceed anything experienced
since 1872
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23
what was it?
A Noble Sentiment.

SIS the lucky girl blue-blooded9"
mo; but she is blue eyed, and blue
eyes carry tho day where blue blood re-
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

About 10000 gross of pens are produced
from ton of steel. t..
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

Great Britain has eighty miles of tunnels,
their cost exceeding $50 5000 900.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

Political "straws" show which way the
orators blow
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

Millions of butterflies are eaten ever,
year by the Australian aborgines.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

Coughing Leads to Consumpti on
Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough al
once. Go TO your druggist to-day and get
and 500.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

Nickle steel does not corrode in salt
water. .t-
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

els Each Day. In order to be healthy
shis is necessary. Cures consti patton,
headache, kidney ana liver troubles and
regulates the stomach and bowels. Price
SOC and 81. 90 at all dealers.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

Brum mell's Cough Drops.
Use Bruminelis Celebrated Cough DTopss Tho GEM
hnN A or oh ri - ~ ny vi nrA
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

Some insects are in a state of matm it,
thirty minutes after birth.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

The first lighthouses had fires of wood
and coal kindled Mt the top of them
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23
The Modern Invalid

A bad man hates the things that can do
him pood
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

If a classical graduate Is colleg e-bred is
a naval cadet sea biscuit!
If the Baby Is Cutting scets,
Be sure and use that old and welltrled remedy MRS
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-02-23

: W. N. U, D, M. 1919 No 8
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22
How Petitions are signed.

To show the value of petitions and
how easy it is to get signatures to the
same, wag in San Francisco circu-
lated petition asking the Golden
Gate Park Commissioners that he ap-
pointed ssTamer of Wild Flowers" in
the. park. He received hundreds of
signatures in a short time, as not half
a dozen of those asked to sign took the
trouble to read the petition. This is
generally the case with petitions of all
kinds, and very little weight should
be attached to them, says the Grass
Valley Tidings.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22
DISTRICT COURT SUMMONS.

TN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
i State of Nevada, in for the County of
White Pine.
The State of Nevada sends greeting to
Louis Martin, j, P. Couch and C. w.
You are hereby required to appear in an
action commenced against you as defend
ants by John Wearne as plaintiff, in the
Dlstrlct Court OF the State of Nevada, in
and for the County of White Pine, at the
town OF Ely, and answer the complaint
therein, which is on file with the Clerk of
said Court, within ten days after the SER
vice on you of this summons Exclusive of
%sn ct da1s s served in said County or
but within this district, and in all other
cases forty days, or judgment by default
Will be taken against you, according to the
prayer of said complaint.
Inc SAID action Is brought to recover judg-
ment against you, the said defendants for
the sum of Thirteen hundred and sixty
eight and six one-hundredths rs. 368 O6l
collars dollars on an agreed and stated account
P peIween you aaa the plaintiff, and seven
hlre and hauling, and legal interest on
both OF said amounts from the 28th day of
January. 1890, until paid. All in lawful
money of the United States.
And you are hereby notified that If Won
fail to appear and answer the said com
plant as above required, the said plaintiff
Will take judgment against you for the sum
Oh Two Thousand one hundred and eighteen
and six one-hundredths (s2, Ills O6) dollars.
lawful money OF the United States, and
legal interest thereon from January %.
1890, until paid, and for costs of suit.
In Testimony Whereof, l. M. B. CARA
*~~~* CHAN, have hereunto set nv
hand and affixed the seal of said
]sEAL.( Court, this 3Oth day of March,
t2 A. D. 1898.
M. B. GARAGHAN
Clerk of the District Court of the
state OF Nevada, County of White Pine.
Attest true copy. a15-7t
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

While we of Nevada have had moth
ing to brag of our April weather SO far,
it has been incomparably better than
east of the Rocky Mountains, where
disastrous cyclones, floods, rain and
hail storms have swept the land, carry
ing death and destruction in their
path. The telegraph gives narrowing
accounts of the destruction last week
to life and property from the fierce
elements in parts of Texas, Kansas,
Mississippi, Missouri and Indiana, in
some instances destroying whole vii
lagos, and fires, which broke out after
the buildings had blown down, added
to the horrors of the devastation.
We of Nevada should feel thankful
that we are free from any such dread
full visitations as those which are do
ing SO much injury to our our breth-
rem in the East.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22
The Carson Prize Fight.

Sloggers and prize-fighting are top
les the News scribe takes very little
interest in, and we only refer to the
Turner-Allen scrap, which took place
in Carson on the night of the 18th, as
simply a matter of State news. Our
Carson exchanges say the fight was on
the square and both men fought hard.
In the seventh round Allen was
thrown so violently on the floor that he
failed to come to time and Turner was
declared winner.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22
This is - Big Country

There were 1927, 844 square miles in
the original thirteen states, says the
New York Press. Jefferson bought
Louisiana from Napoleon and added
more than a million square miles of
territory to the United States. Mon
roe purchased Florida of Spain and
brought 30, 1852 additional square miles
under the stars and stripes. The an
nexation of the provinces If northern
Mexico increased it by $40, 783 square
miles; the Gadsden purchase, in the
southern part of Arizona, in 1923,
gave us 45, 535 square miles, Seward
purchase of Alaska from the Gar re-
suited in the acquisition of 577, $50
square miles of territory, and brought
the area of the United States up to it's
present imperial dimensions of 3, 7O3,-
1874 square miles, more than three
fourths of which has been added by
annexation during the present CEN
fury.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

The u. S. Senate has prepared for
an extensive investigation of the causes
of depression in the corn, wheat and
farming products. The committee
need not proceed far to discover the
real cause of the prevailing agricul-
tural depression. It will be found
that silver has borne the price of all
our agricultural products-that is, it
recorded price in wheat and cotton
and as it assembled in price as when
the silver purchase law was passed
silver rose to 81 20, SO did wheat and
cotton rise in exactly the same ratio.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22
WHITE PINE NEWS
SATURDAY. APRIL %, 1898
Good words for the Kelley Cure


The Salt Lake Journal says the
Kelley Gold Cure has done more for
the cause of temperance during the
past two years than temperance or
CARNATIONS all over the country have
done in the last quarter of century;
and yet temperance societies are in
imical to Kelley Institutes as rivals
in retaining men from filling drunk
ards graves. We see by Colorado pa
pers that in Pueblo alone, over 500
inebriates have been cured by the
Kelley Institute, and the saloons in
that city, in consequence, have de-
creased in number over 40 per cent !;
and yet no great stir is made over the
matter by the temperance people.
In Salt Lake City and throughout
Utah Territory the number of gradu-
ates from our own Institute can be
counted up into the thousands; and in
most cases the men who have been
cured of the liquor habit are classed
among our best business men and move
IN our best society. Teaching and
talking would not cure them, neither
would an exercise of will power; yet
now they hate the smell and taste of
liquor, and are renewed in body and
mind, in vigor and ability. The Gold
Cure may not come up to the high moral
standard of the bigotted temperance
advocates, but it is far more effective
and is saving more souls.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

Worlds Fair Commissioner Yering-
ton telegraphed Commissioner Russell
this morning that Nevada's exhibit to
the Worlds Fair would be shipped
from Reno tonight Mr.. Russell has
forwarded to Reno quite number of
fine samples of Elko county raised
grain and potatoes which will be ship
ped with the display. -Elko Indepen-
dent, 18th.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22
TO THE PUBLIC.
OF Interest to Those who Intend 10
Visit she Worlds Fair.


Visit she Worlds Fair.
Because of many Misrepresentation
and misstatements relative to exposi-
ton management and affairs being in
circulation through the press and
otherwise, both in this country and
abroad, and in reply to many letters
of inquiry or complaint touching the
same matters, it seems advisable that
some official statement regarding them
should be made to the public. There
fore I respectfully ask that the widest
publicity be given to the following
facts:
1. The exposition will be opened in
readiness for visitors May 1st.
2. An abundance of drinking water,
the best supplied to any great city in
the world, will be provided free to all.
The report that a charge would be
made for drinking water probably
arose also from the fact that hygeia
water can also be had by those who
may desire it at one cent glass.
8. Ample provisions for seating will
be made without charge.
4. About 1 800 toilet rooms and
closets will be located at convenient
points in the buildings and about the
grounds, and they will be absolutely
free to the public. This is as large a
number in proportion to the estimated
attendance as has ever been provided
in any exposition. In addition to
these there will also be nearly an equal
number of lavatories and toilet rooms
of a costly and handsome character as
exhibits: for use of which charge of
FIVE cents will be made.
5. The admission fee of 80 cents
will entitle the visitor to see and enter
all the exposition buildings, inspect
the exhibits, and, in short, to see
everything within the exposition
grounds, except the Esquimau village
and the reproduction of the Colorado
cliff dwellings. For these as well as
for the special attractions on Midway
Plaisance small admission fee will be
charged.
6. Imposition or extortion of any
description will not be tolerated.
z. Free medical and emergency
hospital service is provided on the
grounds by the exposition manage
ment.
8. The Bureau of Public Comfort
will provide commodious free waiting
rooms, including spacious ladies' par
lor and toilet rooms in various parts
of the grounds.
HI. N. HIGINBoTHAM,
President.
GhioaOo Mo rob Q 900
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

We understand that Dickson &
Miller have purchased to be shipped
to Chicago, 80 tons of Lander county
potatoes. This will $1,000 to our
potato growers, which would have de-
cayed between this and the new crop.
This all came from $2 30 invested
in short advertisement in the Aus
tin Reyeille.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

Commissioner Blount, sent to Hon
olulo by President Cleveland, had the
American flag taken down from the
Government building and the U. S.
troops sent back to their war ship.
The Provisional Government still holds
sway over the islands.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

J. r. Shaw, one of the solid men at
Dayton, fell from the V. & T. train
near Empire, last Saturday, and re-
ceived serious injuries. He was on
the platform between the smoker and
passenger coach when gust of wind
took off his hat. In trying to catch it
he lost his balance and fell to the
ground.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

It is said that Senator Stewart will
soon be known as the bonanza king of
Mexico, as he is the owner of some
mines in Durango which are said to
be fabulously rich.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

Since work commenced on the
Worlds Fair grounds in Chicago ten
men have been killed outright, eight
have died from wounds received while
in service, and 61O have been injured.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

"Did any of them get away?" ask
ed President Cleveland of Senator
Palmer, who entered his office at
the head of delegation of about
twenty Office seekers.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

Applicant-Do you recognize me,
Mr.. PRESIDENT
Cleveland-Yes, recognize you,
but cannot place you. Texas Siftings.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

In future, reports of the illness of
Carson residents must be accompanied
by doctors certificate, to insure pub
lication. The "allegator" is afraid of
getting clicked. Carson News.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

Ei1 ~ IN "a MA NJ A R undertake to briefly
" RMkHn teach any fairly intelligent person or
xM NEEHU either sex, who read and write.
%YSV EEU band who, after instruction. will work
Tisonsa,a 49, " industriously how earn Three
usnnd Dollars Year In their own localities vhcreyer
ey vei will also furnish the situation or employment M
sucees O. can n earn that amount No
vo worker from each district county have already
who are anu provided With employment large number
CSS1 nnaklnG over *S00O year each. It's NEW -ud
~ - y: Fall particulars FREE. Address at once
~s ~ AA1AENs Box A2O, AUGC6TX, nAIAES.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

The Populist, published at Conway
(Ark. says: Brethren of the press,
don't kick the Republicans any longer;
they have been kicked to pieces al
ready; in fact they have got SO close
to the Democrats that you might hit
the other fellow if you kick at one.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

Hutton-What qualifications has he
to write novel of society," Young
He was divorce court reporter for
some time.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

Over 300 miners were burned to
death last week in the Pridd mine in
Wales.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

The oldest tree on earth is said to
be the Boo tree in the sacred city of
Amarapoora, Burmah. 1t was plant
ed in the year 288 B. G.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1893-04-22

Total in all funds. .s15,540 81 $15,54O 81
We hereby certify the foregoing to be the
true and correct statement of the finances
of White Pine County, Nevada, for the
quarter ending March 81, 1898.
M. B. GARAGHAN, County Clerk
And ex-officio County Recorder.
j. B. WILLIAMSON.
County Treasurer.
Attest
SEAL.
M B. GARAGHAN.
County Clerk.