New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-18
THE TALK OF THE Daf'

Good catch.-The boy sitting tn:h by nasss ysrs
disrepqtabe looking stream avisenty shing sub.
urban policeman passed asse tb Ssr he asked.
Min lat said the boy, nently watching 'hs
water. CT, .,o >, ,,entured the officer.
.wh hatW are s. you fishing for?" .,,oa tho how
&C. ixa ke e even dozen in the last hour
The dozenth hadn't anything more press re say 'N
thoughtfully moved on-tDeuo' f'
When 600 miles off the coast OF France .he crew
~ the British steamship Wildhower which na'
st arryad at Philadelphia, from Rouen, France
CON- with establishment big owl aiight III 'he ris
eing of the steamship. The pro was sun ~
and killed and an examination OF us S'o'nae"
showed that it had not eaten anything Tor days
ha ,,rg bean driven seward by a storm But Tor
,bo glare Of the sunshine after the storm had SUD-
sided II would undoubtedly have had the power 10
make its way back to the coast OF France Despite
the great distance, for owls, II Is SAID, nave ehuu
ance and powers OF flight equal to the homhs
pigeon.
Junior Partner-While 7 was taking down una.
buyers order this morning told MN one Vi sou'
Senior Partner-Ha. ha! Did he laugh? .a.,
Junior Partner-No. he countermanded the ofuci'
-(Cloher and Furnisher.
Some prosperous burglars disclosed the rac'
last week in Philadelphia that they no longer
consider It prudent to hide their plumber In rock
breaking into a safe manufacturers store ana at
tempting TO steal one OF his small safes. The un-
timely arrival of a policeman who took seat on
the store doorstep and medtated Tor an houf upo.
his prospective advancement TO captaincy deieaeu
| the scheme however. and the burglars, VINO had
rolled the safe they desired before the door, oe-
parted by a door without the thoushtiui Po
liceman being aware Of the fact.
Tn an Epscopal boarding school few years ago.
| no soho teachers
| ing prayer. The reading and singing were o.s.
Young ladies' of a very short and thick stature
| missing her chair seated herself with thud on
for that The fallen embarrassed into the mo.
mentary loss of common sense retained net ,o" ny
earnestly engaged in examining its contents ThIs
was almost too much Tor ner fnp nam
when the rector and began reading me
first morning lesson HE read from virgin ns e OF
Israel has fallen: she shall no more rise;
she is orsaken her land 'heF n y IS NJ
the rector trembed as he looked up and saw the
fallen virgin the scholars turned hrNS red 10 IN bas,y
| cose.-(Sunday- School Visitor
Some Of the officials of the Government Weather
Bureau are advocating the establishment OF weather
stations on the Bahama Islands, with cable con-
| necton with Havana. Such stations would en-
able the Weather Bureau to learn something about
| storms forming north Of Cuba; and whether or
not these storms are likely TO strike the coast VI
| tho United states While the Weather Bureau
| gave warning of the recent West Indian hurri-
canes nevertheless the Bureau was not able 10
tell az its officers would like TO have had 1t done
the probable force Of each one of the storms
To sylvan nook and green retreat
He HES with feelings a., m sr S.oe,
And some adventures VIII DE sweet
And unpleasant, very.
A rustic maid will smile on him.
And
While brndle chews the straw hat brim
So temptingy abundant ,,.. CO.
1t has been the ambition OF electrical ehs'hee''
to bring about the manufacture Oh eeoui'"' ~
uyhting purposes by railway trains as they run
Cnarai interest therefore will be felt in The
statement OF The Troy Times that twenty
| five light DYNAMO has been put in DAY coacn
upon the New-York Central Railroad ana 'ha'
&c worked by a crank which is attached 10 th'
front axle of the car This dynamo lights the car
. When the train stops light is turned on from
storage battery warranted to supply hght III
sixteen hours.
Mrs Fadder-I have Just been TO see Mrs SNAPPER
Such interesting woman she Is oe'oe" ~
Mrs Homespun-She must be- She Is AWAY, nus'
making over old duds.-Crhe Boston TRANSCRIPT
, The Rev DR. Henry i. wayland, OF Philadelphia
was recently sitting statue OF l.ihco...
: when-but he had better tell the story h""se"
There were also sitting on a bench noun"
Supposed to be an American-born CITIZEN anu "'
son who presumably hereafter will be vote
OF this happy Republic. The latter inquired
Z What is that? That is the monument OF Aura
ham Lincoln Question OF Inquring Onsprms
, what is a monument? Reply of Intelligent MA
iron: 1t IL something that looks ike somepous'
Question of l. O.. above: What did Abraham
Lincoln doY Reply of l. NJ, also as above; ~
Z didn't do anything; he shot in a theayter'
| Customer Din book store)-l Wouiu Hhe w -
= some good book on Faith . -, ,h,,y d
CIerk-Sorry. sir, but our rule Is TO sell nothins
strangers except for cash-tBufalo courier.