The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1893-04-15
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..-Chollv-''Ono thing: my friends say
I am never conscious OF myself MAUD
--"No-o; shonld imagine you might
require outside assistance. IN. Y
Times.
--"Will find your husband at the
Ilub this EVENING"" I'm sure you WILL
for he kissed mo good-by and said MS
work would keep him at the office until
late Inter Ocean.
--Chappie-"S Barlow, look at
that chorus girl smiling at us l won
der which of us is thus honored." Bar
low-"It is probably I-she used to be
my old nurse. Vogue.
-"Thats q curious milk pail OF
yours" said the milk man. "Tain't
near as curious as that pale milk OF
yours" replied the servant girl
Washington Star.
~ don't know that you ever tolc
me why you resigned from your club
ut was no place for n poor man. The
members got to be mostly all plumbers
and icemen. IN. Y Herald
--Penelope-"Why do you say Charlie
Nixon is like spy-glas?" Perdita-
because can draw him out, see right
through him, and when l am tired OF
him, shut him up." "-P. s. s. Co Bulletin.
--"Strauge what difference one lit
tie letter makes in a word, " said Wagg.
"Yes," returned Boggins, not waiting
for the catch. "Your pins have points,
but your puns haven't "-Harper's
Bazaar.
-Johnny-"Don't they use bark to
tan hides with, pap Father-"Yes,
my son; but If you ask any more ques-
tions this evening you'll find that
slipper does just as we'll
Monthly
81 wish you would get me couple
of packages OF cigarettes, said the con.
demned murderer to the Jail warden.
Cant do it." replied the officer. The
law must be allowed to take its course"
p. S. S. Co. Bulletin.
Don't you think dear tame
word?" "It is in the vocabulary OF
love. But when it is applied to the
price of a woman's dress it assumes a
strength that inspires the average hus-
band with terror. IN. Y. Press.
Mrs Witherby-"Does your hus-
band play polser?" Mrs Plankington
-"Graciousl no. Why, it was only
this morning he said he was satisfied
he never would know how to play tho
, game. "-Clothier and Furnishcr.
THE editor seemed wonderfully
glad to see me-" said the spring poet
, ''Yes," replied the Office boy. "He
? thought you were the plumbers col
I lector when you first came in. WASH
/ ington Star.
: -"Do you know anything about the
0 language of howers?" he asked. 81
y don't believe flowers have any language
< at ALL" replied his friend, who was
:, thinking of his best bouquet girl
d "Why?" because they say talk ii
4 cheap" p."-Washington Star.
|, ITO think" said the young author
y 'that some day my little work may bt
h classed among rare books!" 1T is quite
n certain" said the sarcastic young wo
:, man, that nobody will describe it a:
e 'welldone. '"-Washington Star.
d --She-"There is no doubt about i
e that marriage does improve mans po
e liteness" He-"How SOP" She
d "Well, you frequently get up and offei
T. me your chair now. Before we wer
l. married you never gave me more thai
le half of it."-General Manager.
Would you like to have m
L. follow these dress reform fashions?
s. Husband-"Are they less expensiv
9. than the other styles of dress?" Wifi
s. NO they are more, but they are sur
ID posed to proIong our lives" Husband
is 30, bother; / wouldn't waste any tim
Q with them."-Inter Ocean.