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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-07-16

Tia Irish American Club Of seattle. Ia con.
,,,r,.oa VITA, tue Esnesali Cia5 Oh Tacoma.
viii msst toseihsr al sylvan grove On sunday,
ausust g. EOS their second ANNA. pscase, No
% as or sxy<usc have sesa spared 10 make this
= niaaxxn nj AGAR
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-07-16
THE YELL OF YESTERDAY.
Evolution Of the BODY and Mad, and
Remedy That Assists.

Yesterday afternoon the new club CRY OF "Ho>-
ai-sell. ses-astsll. / yell. yell. sss-a-a-taf,
was relied from hundreds OF throats Aud a.
those stalwars and active eighteen ball players
scuYrisd over the Madison street feld one was
apt to question the theory OF Prot Henry Drum
mond. who holds that the forces which caused
evolution In the growth OF our bodies have csss.d
and that ia this country the lower limbs viii not
further develop. owing TO the many inventions
la transportation He admits. however. that
the mind continues 70 improve. some OF the
ball tosssrs In their almost perfect physical
development rather encourage the hope that
bodily evolution may sti!l 80 on.
When men allow their nerves to become shat
tered and their bo.y 10 grow weak through
the excessive use Of liquor. morphine or to-
baeco they might well pause and question
the evolution OF their niads. Should they,
however, allow the scales 20 fall from their eyes
- - 10 realize their ,rus condition and the sure
remedy that awaits decisive action. then Prof
Dfummonds theory to the mind VIII to
strengthened. No inshriAte. opiGm. morphine
cocaine or tobacco Gsnd With any degree OF
Judgment iets can i:atea 70 the many tsxsi-
raoaia.s OF those cured at the German Remedy
Institute without determining that he will 60
ana DO likewise. A few weexs treatment there
means . complete. permanent and painless cure
OF tae desire for alcohol and injurious druga A
little Investigation will convince any one OF
that tact Men aud women in largo numbers
are being treated and are only required to Wait
the Institute al the hours OF e. m IL nooo 4
y IN. aud r. "a. II 10 located on the third door
of the Occidental block
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ADVICE Is CHEAP.
IT'S SAID

And Il really il one Of the few thinss that
i fses 70 I'll humanity. However poor or
hovsvsr szring one may Be, Ae csn always
ct plenty Of advice.
There ass . mighty sight more people
rsady to give advice than there are to 20
eept it That Is another trait Of humanity
in general.
Every nornins re give little advics in
this column We know II h good, for ws
have tried il ourselves.
Some psopls heed oar advice and some
donot To prove that II u good. We refer to
every person who has taken it Oar books
will show the names Of every one Of them.
Our sdvics, II followed. 10 calculated 70
eradicate habits Of improvidsncs or lack
Of thrift. It il intended to make people
moro prosperous and consequently hap
pier.
Our sdvics. early and late. u to accumu-
late real estate. Osn lad
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-07-16

uv.sas pa son 4 Co . tree excursion around
Y.ke Wa.hi-.stsa svssy hour in ths day, fsosa
10 = m. 20 10 p ~ AAdisoa street wharf,
sscantsr Kirkland
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J. ~. Jouss snd HE vile have lived % I'M
happily Inst Che latter left her Husband % live
With be- meshss. as the corner Of Pike end
ssvsnth streets. Divorce proceedings are now
pending In tfss superior court Early yesterday
morning JoovG sstod % - his vile, but made
such racket while trying TO get into The houso
that - ~ ssrsessd b. Odiesr Jackson Tor Dis
ORDERLY con6aeG when 10 was brought into
the police stssioa ~ thought hs Vas an abused
man. bus II the municipal court he pleaded
guilty 70 The charge, end paid . nne Of Ses
without q Wusd
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-07-16

Savings e.foslss draw insssess At tie Puget
Scan9 Savings hank
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Balloon ascension ct Madssoa PARK today ~
5 - p -. issseas Of p n
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-07-16

psranscnsat Of the liver. With constipation.
iu,arss tas complexion. induces PIN pses sAliov
ga sesnege The cause ~ astax ,artsss LII
tie Liver ?tsEs One dose Try them
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T. G. BROOKS. aitas Phillips. Who stols . mum.
Der OF books from Bassistfs book store on Front
street Friday evening and Who forged Dr. c. A.
6mith's name 70 check foe ga. waa convicted
la the municipal court yestsrday Of Petit lsr.
csny. The sentence vss Withheld until Mon.
Day pending - tnveasigation - % Brooke
mautol condition.
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sweat fasss 81 csnA AesoEasy 6 %, ga
dlsfy, las F<nat ssfe>a
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1R;TUNNELBOND
!, R Called for Enough
sae5 to Make Work.
re ~ THE CRY COUNCIL.
rs,;s oA)ssss - Opsssss = ~
gsy s. O1sss - ssIi ~
a1ns Cisy's IanAA

IL - In special sssston ysssss.
a. 1c-.H q Wat steps 70 take In view OF
80 - W. As1 bess receives Tor the
~ s.s.ts sllssuan Miller presided ard shsss
-; aIss Aldermen Brewer. Carrie.
Is:Sen. ssoeip. eweeney. De'sgatss
lz 3s.ry cesf1ess. Drew. Goddard, Lyon.
No. Hoosia, cosp,rataon Counsel
- / ,Sse,rmsa vaa 1soeklin and many
/ -, aciald esal ~ nsasou - had called
aS s,sssess sss bseauss ths Lexs union
Srsu4 = IN - SHAPE; the umosss are
+ -; Is - rsvsr iassadsi 70 issv. thsn 90
- H94g - uAeuif 70 go ana me eenoi.
sS y - SSes'e nanness was such that is would
z<s.ss-eN = 80 Ill men OF stseet work
- "a reunI1 submi:spd the following
- = Whist condition the ctsys
- - u5snax Donths' sxpsusss 70 meet:
Il - q. go - sr<uunn and unennanrY nyunnnna
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TRY sunday dinner o. . tsw days outing as
The Hotel Ravsana. TSird street Car lima Mrs,
= A C.Ark RaYannA PARK
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BUT
IT TAKES MONEY
TO BUY LAND.

The idea, however. that real estate il
ont Of the reach Of ali but persons Of
means. II not true.
Any person who can save 50 cents day,
or SIS . month, can buy . thoroughly
high-grads domestic INSIDE, too. for We
do not handle outside property in . first
class ncighborhood, and he can buy It now
and pay for ii - he goes along.
It is discouraging enough trying to save
up enough to buy . lot with, for almost
invariably il one lives in live, growing
city like Seattle. by the time he gets
enough to pay for . lot, the lot he wants
viii have advanced 20 much in value - to
put It out Of his reach again.
By buying inside property for spot cash
We occasionally got bargain. We can
afford to sell 1t ont Ct . fair profit and take
our pay in monthly installments. There
fore.
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NOT MUCH MONEY
EITHER

Il necessary 70 enable one to purchase .
domestic and pay for it gradually from
ones savings extending over period Of
yeara That givss one all the opportunity
to get ell the increase and to thoroughly
appreciate the full earning power Of
money. There's moth ing that doubles up
like real estate judiciously selected In .
growing city. The history of nearly oil Of
our rich men proves this. No one can fail
to make successful real estate investments
who will follow this advice strictly:
Nerev deal vita any but reputable firms wAo
hare regulations At stake.
Buy only in cities ~hose past and prsseM
give sure promise Of the future.
Under no circumstances erer buy omysAimg
out choice. desisably located property.
We have nothing to say Of our rsputa-
ton. but il can easily be ascertained, q
our references are every bank and busi-
aess man in Seattle. But W have some
thing to say Of . hish-grade residence
tract
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IF YOU
WILLJUSTSTOP AND
CONSIDER 1T.

Drevsl Avenue Heights has every pos
sible advantage that any other residence
district in tho city has, and has abso-
iutely no drawback
1t 10 located on the highest point Of the
ridge overlooking Lake Washington, thus
affording . commanding view in every
direction.
The Madrona park car line passes
through the property. giving quick trans
por,ation down town.
Lots so By 100 feet srs from oAso 20
Oes5 and the ssras 81 payment $50 cash
and ol5 . month.
The neighborhood IL strictly 6rst-elass.
the situation delightful and every lot per-
feet.
The title Is straight and all purchasers
are furnished abstracts.
1t isl rare opportunity for the placing
Of savings or for . cash investment II
will probably never b equslied again in
Seattle.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-07-16

- "a rnun11 oubmts1pd the ioitoWing
ISss--s-aSe eNevh Whist condition the ctsy'a
- - u5sDax Donths' sxpsusss 70 meet:
s,5I.alas.ax n insssno and seesesasy expsases
5eiI0es g 1eoal yssf from Juiy, iaee:
-. - IA salary and gsu-
r. "a i9nAs. Aueust ]. ie93 ......... } Sh.oo %
- inoo0e Of % pr cent Of
e -. - ijssss.s, ak months. lspeo %
So sash tn public health
!. AaSugt J. lS92 .....--.... 10 "
= [. iss ..................... is.ses %
- Il rcli. .................. 0noo %
Sln.ss %
IS city emeisls snd
~ q o5,090. ..........e0.l 10 %
- Of police, SIX
6IDs ct q. 00Q ......- 5000 %
of hremeu, SIX
: at $500. -. 1890 90
AZ months. ....... ls.sao %
- sot health depart
= II months, Al Ssso s7so %
ri 13pArtmept. towing
Xs>me seow and board
n patients, six
- q tsi0. ......... 1850 %
nl stiiis, six months,
2 efsopns washable % pay assist
"a stsy engineer. street labor
~ ssmp3o9es Of superintendent
b md ". supplies Of health
7apsysmon4 IN excess OF items
I oaove nssk1eoo1 and purchass 0f
tai atAss, stx months. e,648 %
|1enasth NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 1l.l0e %
- Esusid nd he should not sign warrant
fMS1n6raa than tn raonev In the transurv and IN
Rock Island Argus., 1893-12-26

"GrSlME HALF MINUTE FOR wEEPry."
ing the mortgage sales and stray mule
notices, and he would weep over them rs
IL they had been heartbrcaking tales Of
family life. William expected the call. He
wiped tears from his eyes and began:
"FellOw countrymcn, this is a sad occa-
shun, and cannot restrain my tears. Sew
eral eminent speakers hcv stood here and
stated the case and asked the cause. Ex-
cuse these tears. We hev financial panic
What brlng her on, and what is the rem
edys feel to weep. l do weep. The cause
of this ere tarnnl panic is ms plain as the
nose on Hank Jackson's s face, and the rem
edy kin he applied In Is minits. A month
ago stranger cum among us. Hold on
till wipe these bl;ndin tears away. He's
here yit. He's right in this crowd, and his
cognomcn it be Abe Henderson. He cum
among us like the soft, sleek, sly sarpint,
and within week he had intertluced and
larncd everybody in this camp to play pok-
cr. Gimme half mint fur weepin. We
liked the game. We liked that part called
bluff. Those of us who had the most bluff
gradually cleaned out the others, and n
week ago all the money in this camp was
in the pockets of Tom Wallace and the
undersigned. 'Scuse s'more tears. Three
days ago we sot down with that soft,
sleek, sly sarpint previously menshuneti,
and inside Of two hours he had cleaned as
out. Is It any wonder we've got finan-
shul panic when he's got all the cash fur
100 miles around? It's no lack of conf
dcnce and no fault Of tho sacred consti.
tushun. The cause is right here md can't
bc disputed. Again weep. Then you ask
what ar the remedy Plain as that hill
over thar! We must make Abe Henderson
shell out that money and divide her up
pro rata, and five minits later the panic
will be gone, and peace and plenty will
prevail"
It was the thing to do. and it was done.
Abe was thrown down and sat ON and the
money divided, and the first and only
panic which ever struck Strawberry Hill
passed away without leaving wreck be-
hind.
Rock Island Argus., 1893-12-26
Calling for Rock Island
Brewing Co., Beer.
The Best Beer Made,
On Tap everywhere.
TRY 1T.

The Rock Island Brewing Company. success
ors to George Wagner's Atlantic Brewery. |.
Huber's City Brewery and Raible & Stengel's
Rock Island Brewery, as we'll as Julius Junge's
Bottling Works. has one of the most complete
Brewing establishments including Bottling de-
partment in the country. The product is the
very best. Beer is bottled at the brewery and
delivered to any part Of the tri-cities. and may
Be ordered direct from the head offices o. Mo-
line avenue by Telephone.
Rock Island Argus., 1893-12-26

"YO'D BETTER SELL YO'sELF FUR sHEEPr'
particularly but for the colored porter
around the passenger depot. who called
me out of the waiting room to whisper:
Boss, ifyo' want to see a surprise party
Jest stand right yere about two minits.'
A big white billygoat had mounted the
platform Mt the eastern end i'm search of n
monday meal. The bags were right there
before him, and 30 was the sleeping ne-
gro's head He Thought the matter over
for awhile and then concluded to dispose
Of the head first.
"The goat il going to bunt him unless
We prevent It, 1 said to the porter
"Dat's what's gwine ter make de sur
prise party!'' he chuckled.
"But he'll break that mans skuI;.''
"DoGn' yo' worry bout dat nigger.
white man! OATS Abe Jones on de meal
bags. an dat ar goat are layin up heaps
o. surrow fur hisself"
"We'd better stop IT," persisted as the
eDat elevated his stub tail and began to
flirt his head and clash his teeth.
''If we did, Abe would Ike sorry nil dc
rest Of his life. Yo' needn't worry bout u
head dat kin bust u grinds:un into eix
pieces. Dar he gocs!''
The goat retreated until he had a clear
run Of 20 feet and then suddenly sprang
forward. He made about four jumps ot It
and struck Abe's head with smash which
could be heard block away. The con-
cussion drove the sleeper back foot or
more, and from his slowncss in getting mp
On his knees feared the worst. But aft
q he was up he rubbed his eyes, yawned
heavily, and looking over the ends Of the
bags at the goat he iazily cxclcimed:
'ssOh! II was yo', was It'll Waal, il va
Aaint rot no mo- sense dan to 20 an par
Rock Island Argus., 1893-12-26
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
A Town where Bank Depositors Hay Rest
Easy.

A Town where Rank Depositors Nay Rest
Easy.
A SLIGHT MIsTAKE.-Tues(lay FORENOON
It came to our ears thnt the Great Western
bank Of this town wns on the point Of
closing its doors ON depositors. There vas
no time for consultation with our friends.
Out In this country hank doesn't fool
around about closing up. When It has
been decided tn close, the doors are shut
with bnng, and after that all you can
hope for il to get shot at some of the
officials through n beck window. We laid
down our pen, buckled on our gums and
made run for 1t, and got into the bank
Just ~ the janitor had his hands ON the
door. As q matter of course we at once
proceeded to PROFOUND various inquiries.
Standing before the cashiers window In .
position which was doubtless more or less
statuesque, We asked for full information
and were soon In possession Of It. The last
monthly report showed the hank to have
lost els, 900, and the directors had decided
to suspend. We let 10 Of one revolver to
take up pencil aud go over the figures,
and in five minutes we discovered the q.
rur. There was mistake in adding up.
Instead Of losing ei0,O0O the hank had
made o1 600, and the decision TO go right
On doing business was immediate. Three
Or four customefS came in while We were
talking, but none Of them realised that any
thing was out Of the way. They observed
our guns lgveled ON the cashier through
IL window, but supposed We wese discus'
ing the Eate Of exrhangs On New Yoek. 3
While Wo be1isve No saved tkie epWn
Rock Island Argus., 1893-12-26

csesNs - coeeo . painless, perfect
AeveSepocut ana I'm peeysnfs iiSe-lsor
Ssseains aal ssotAss Oues,coraed
Wc@ea, EHe0ssted Molhcss.
asa pseveuts prolapsaA
Cues PalPteasteW, &eepleas.
seeoos nervOas breaking down (oetec
Irevsnting insanltyh providing . sa1s
Ch~~0c ef Life, and . hale aaa
happy Old age.
Rock Island Argus., 1893-12-26
We ASKED FOR FULL INFORMATION.

WE ASKED FOR FULL INFORMATION.
ances, having become suspicious of the
bank, but we regard this move as foolish
one. Where there is no possible show for
q hank president or cashier to skip the
town, and where it is plainly understood
that failure means a noosed rope, we be-
lieve that depositOrs may rest easy. We
would simply advise the cashier to be a lit
tic more careful with his figures, as some
Of his depositors src men who shoot first
and hunt for the mistake aftcrward.
A FAIR VEIDICT.-Some of our citizens
are inclined to criticise the verdict of the
coroner's jury In the case of the Scott ver-
sus Thompson affair, but we fail to see how
1t could have arrived at any other conclu
sion. We were an eyewitness to the whole
affair. Tuesday afternoon Jim Thompson,
the deceased, who is generally referred to
as "Cussin Jim," rode into town on a cay
use he had lately purchased over in Utah.
He claimed that the cayuse was used to
being ridden into saloons and having the
privilege of prancing around while his rider
popped away Mt the various articles of use
and ornament. He further claimed that
the animal was lonesome and homesick
for an affair Of the sort, and he set out to
ride him into Scott's Palace saloon. Mr..
Scott is genial, whole souled man and
does not object to a little fun. On several
different occasions we have personally
rested our guns on the bar and smashed
the shoppers of various decanters, and he
has always taken such affairs in good ma
turc and never sent a bill under 80 days.
He was willing to allow 'tCussin Jim" to
enter on foot and shoot at anything in the
place, but the man was pighended and
obstinate. He must come in on his old
cayuse or he would raise row. Mr.. Scott
met him at the door and warned him
away. He refused TO go and kept urging
his animal at the door. When Mr.. Scott
seized the cayUse by the bits, Jim fired mt
him and grnzed his left car. He was about
to pun trigger again when the patient and
kind hearted proprietor Of the ginmill
whipped out n derringer and bored him.
Had we been in Mr.. Scott's place we
should certainly have bored Jim at least
five minutes sooner. There were five other
persons in the saloon, and all were agreed
that Mr.. Scott used every reasonable effort
to avoid sending the pigheaded man from
Goose Creek to join the innumerable cara
van. He will not only bear all the fun
eral expenses, but send IS in cash to the
late lamented's widow. Indeed he has
acted SO white from beginning to end that
"Cussin JIM ought to esteem it great
privilege to be put out of the way through
his instrumentality.
Rock Island Argus., 1893-12-26
Rejecting a Brother.

There were three of US on horseback, ard
we were jogging along about II O'Clock in
the forenoon, when two men suddenly
leaped out from behind rock and leveled
rifles on US and ordered US to throw up our
hands. Our horses stopped and our hands
went up, but the third man of our party,
who was a chap from Iowa looking for his
brother, who had been missing several
years, protestingly said:
''Gentlcmen. have only about $40, and
if you take it how am going to pursue my
search for my lost brother."
"Hev you lost n brother out this way,
Stranger" asked the man who motioned
us to dismount and be searched.
II have. 1t is new several years since he
was heard of, and have come to find him. Z"
did he look like your"
why, there was family resemblance. :"
"All right. Say, Jim, come up here!'
Whats wanted!' asked the other rob-
Der as he came nearer.
This ere feIler has lost a brother and
wants to keep his $40 to find him with
Mebbe you are his long lost brother"
"Mebbe am.''
'Oh! no! no! you can't be my brother
Williamr' protested the traveller.
Il don't see why"
''Oh, but you can't be-"
"Was your brother William bigger and
better lookin critter?"
mo, but"-
"Did he have any more sand?"
NO. but you see that''-
Gould yer brother William hold up a
stage with seven men in it and take away
n Doodle of S22,a0O?r
Il don't think so, but you"-
"Sam, he's too blamed pertickler fur this
enterprisin kentry!' exclaimed Jim as he
stepped back. He loses his brother Will
liam. He comes ont to hunt him up. He
meets us offer to be his brother. but he
won't low it. Go ahead and take his $40
and his hat and coat and hoss! A critter
who will come out here and hunt and hunt
and waste his time lookin fur a pertickler
critter of brother hain't got no rights we
is bound TO respect. Clean him dead out.
and then gin him q couple of kicks fur me!'
NJ. QUAD.
Rock Island Argus., 1893-12-26
IAUSE OF THE PANIC
STRAWBERRY NIL IS FLAT Broke.
AND WEEPING BILL expl AiNs

1t Wasa't Tasi4 Or Lack n C..aAs
sss Sest Piain Poker - Ei.c,d.ssa by
Aee aesderssn. Who Gives Up His
0ains. ssd Peaee Il Restorea.
Copyright. 1903. by Charles B. Lewis1
Things were not going right at Straw
perry Hill. There were 200 miners of us.
nut money kept getting tighter and scarcer
ana by and by nobody had a dollar to
!ena. Cninamen came along and offered
10 work Tor l2 cents q day, but nobody
Coulo hire them, and the man who owed
.ne pfice OF plug Of tobacco was dunned
until ne was mad cnough to fight. We
differed as to the cause, but all acneef1 thot
financial panic was at hand, and that
speedy steps must he taken If we would
ward it of. Therefore, ON q SATURDAY. aft
ernoon, we held public meeting to devise
ways and means. The first sneaker was
old Jim White, who had once been a iu.-
tice OF the peace in Wisconsin and was
supposed to know all about financial nan.
les. When he was pushed forward, he said ::
A month ago we was livin under the
sacred constitushun Of these United States
with money rs plenty as fieas on a dawg.
We are now livin under the same sacred
constitushun, but SO Cat broke that its
useless fur the storckeeper to tap that last
bar'l o. whisky. Whyfor il this no. II
some critter has bin fOolin with our finan-
shul policy who's the mann Dawggone
me II kin riake it out!''
Then he gave place to "Judge" Tomp-
kins, who Bad failed in the grocery bust
hess in Iowa and was consequently looked
mp to, and who said:
Its jest this way: All to once we has
plenty of money, and all to once We emit
raise a blamed cent. Whence this strin-
gency IN the money market. Hev we over
produced. and thus caused stagnashuns
Is 1t the tariff? Is it want of confidence in
the stability Of our government, Durn my
hide, but it's bcyand me! When the panic
struck me in the grocery bizness, failed
and made a clean 81 800, but when this
ere panic sot in couldn't fail fur a shil-
lin"
The third speaker was a chap familiarly
known rs ''weeping Bill" He did the
crying for the whole camp. Back in the
States his wife ran away with n root doc
tor. and he was SO affected by it that he
couldn't read an almanac without weep
ing. Of a Sunday afternoon We used to
get out n newspaper and start him to read