Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1893-10-27
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

Every man with bright son be-
lieves in heredity. --Atchison Globe.
There are always some rare bargains
at the meat market. Galveston News.
If you want to know woman's
faults, ask her dearest female friend.
When the dealers put down the
prices on peaches the women put them
up.-Boston Globe.
What are you wearing glasses
for?" ''For my eyes, stupid. Spose
I'm wearing them for corns?"
When the colleges open it will be
Drawn versus brain, and may the best
man win Rochester Post-Express.
He wore wide hat and a sash,
And stared In way that was bold,
But the girls every one adored him.
For you see he was four years old.
Chicago Inter-Ocean.
Many girl makes a bad blunder in
not taking man at his word when he
says, 81 am not worthy Of your love-"
Puck.
"'The pleasantest way to take cod
liver oil, !" says an old gourmand, sis
to fatten pigeons with it, and then eat
the pigeons.
81 am told that Carson always heaps
Goals on his enemies heads. F" 'Well,
he is rich and can afford to do such
things. Truth,
Friend -"Well, Tommy, now that
you've started to school, what do you
like best?" Tommy Recess. Chi
cago Inter Ocean.
Hark, from the tombs doleful sound
Comes to us, one and all
1t Is maiden down the street,
Who sings, ''After the Ball :"
Detroit Free Press.
Jigas -"The last | saw of Gayboy he
said he was out for time. | wonder
if he got it?" Jaggs-'Yes; the
Judge gave him ten days. Buffalo
Courier.
Everything American goes in
France They even want American SER
wants there, and have not yet learned
that there is no such thing. Boston
Journal.
Mother ''Childrcn, have you balo
your prayers?". Tilly-"Yes, nam.
ma. "You were very quick about
it," 81 prayed one-half and Daisy
the other. Texas Siftings.
The Debutante (aside) )--"How many
verses shall sing?" The Professor
DO YOU want an encoreT Ihe
Debutante-"Of course The Pro-
fessor--" Zone. "---Boston Budget.
She was airy
As n fairy.
And no man she'd ever led
To think. / guess, -
OF heaviness.
Until she took to baking bread.
Buffalo Courier
'I read an account of how girl fell
over forty feet without killing herself.
Good gracious! How did she do
it?" "Tried to get ont of moving
street car with exactly twenty men IN
it. ~ Vogue.
Hostess $50 you are going to be
married. Ethel?" Girl Fricnd-''Yes. y
~ thought You said you intended to
remain single. 81 did but I've been
taking lessons in the cooking school,
and | don't want to waste them -
Chips.
Mrs. Fangle--"H Have you secured
lodger for your second floor yet, Mr..
Gosliu ?" Goslin (horriiied)--'I haven
been looking for lodgcr, madam.
Mrs. Fangle "Why, I'm certain my
husband told me you had rooms to let
in your upper story. Waif
Her Friend al thought you were
going to marrya IL man with ti''e or
forever remain single. Mrs Nuwcdde
ale has n title, | beg leave to N.
form YOU" "What II it, pray
'Ducksy darling, | gave 1t to him
myself. . indianapolis journal.
"You quite devoted yourself 60 that
frightlul looking Van Stick ON the
train the other day, Edith; what ON
earth made you 10 that?' well, II
was absolutely necessary IL pay some
attention 10 him. You don't sup
pose | wanted people t. think he Was
my husband 80 Brooklyn Life.
For two houte the fashionable lady
kept the draper exhibiting hls goods
anl al the end of that period she
sweetly asked care YOU quite sure
you lave shown me everything yon
haveY' "No, madaW, saM iho
draper, with an insiuuatiHc smlie, ~
have vet an Oh account ia my ledger
which | shall very gladly show yop'
It'd Bits.
\ misguided indi sidual came up Go
a Young lady the otkef day and .eon'
graduated her gpua Ter enssf'ment
II may be rstionsl o. congratulate "a
girl that Il is n0 wurse ar one e un-
certain years nn nas missing her llsi
+ isies. bnt ueithes Nonll he advisable
The bvst that an ongaafl nfl frlfuia
cen do h. O. sAtend g. haf iheit beet
ishea and tTY io aiiAhslt thr eis
I lhe man IL ihe one tu he congratulated
/ fsf hr plnpge, into matfiH8onf win
{ hnih eyes open sni a IS hla psu fault
F II hu dnes Iii haa ia bliss fAr Mhich