New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-04-28


"In 1850, SAYS The Medical Times,' "thcre was
one criminal in $500 Of our population but In 1890
there was one In 1863 terrible increase In forty
years The Republic is young. Reckoncd by the age
of nations it has hardly yet aside its swaddns
clothes and yet in energy, in ro-perity, In health
and strength IT stands ancient Rome stood giant
among the powers OF the world There must be some
way 10 stay this rush Of crime some remedy Tor
this bactcria, which is poisoning the fountains OF
moral and physical health
sweet sympathy .-wioble-where are you going IN
Watblc-Down to the Doctors woman ran her
umbrella into my ear this afternoon. III. . ro. q.
out-(Indlanapois Journal.
Some coored men OF Charlotte, " C., are talking
Of building a cotton factory in which only colored
people will be employed
Just society Lion.-Mrs; Iompus-Ihe gentleman
10y the piano IS notable literary min.
Mrs Smythe-Does he write BOOKS
Mrs Ponps-leayens, no. Eot,ins SO 9 common.
Tie building Of the proposed free library in Phila-
delphil will cost nearly million dollars MI cu-
zens will be entitled the OF without charge,
ard they will be allowed to take books TO their homes.
Jewcller to crooer)-I beg your pardon. but didn't
/ you put Two or three finger rings and scarf
pin in your poo ket
Grocer ,.rtainv. when you come ia'o my
them in YOUR mouth .-CBo>ton Transcript.
About 80 French Canadians are coming to this
country every day and the statesmen OF Cdnata are
figuring how long it Will BE- before the whole Province
Of Quebec will thus annex itself piecemeal to the
United States
Rolo-Te me; pa, IS there any difference between
Mr. IIclliday-Yes, Rolo, great difference. salt
IS . cents pound at the Grocer whie chloride OF
sodium Is 30 cents Il teaspoonlIl at the druggists.
-(lioson Transcript.
OF the 81 900 breweries estimated 10 be in the
world 10000 IN Germany.
Mr. Edward Gould has Just resigned cashier
of the National Traders Bank Of Portland Me-, an
office which he held continuously for sixty years
Mohar that just went by l thought you told me
She was friend of yours - a.. ,..
I've really been obliged TO drop Lady Molair, I'm
'0' II,1Dear me-rcaly. What for.
shr-Oh well. she always deliberately turns her
back on me whom | try 10 speak 10 her, and looks
I'm the face and iare, motto" Whatever, so now
make point OF cutting her dead '-,Ppnch.
"The Christian Inquirer tells OF clergyman TO
whom certain college" offered IN" degree Of ID. d.
tie declined 10 accept the degree. However. until he
knew more about the Institution. on inquiry he
found that the faculty consisted OF the president, his
wife and daughter and that there We're half dozen
students: but he had gained his informa.
ton from outside parties Than there came letter
saving the trustees had Just met and voted 10 confer
the degree upon him. and all that was necessary
was TO send n donation 10 the college.
This dollar doesn't sound right" said the smart
clerk. ringing the ccn on Ills counter.
llumpl." said h. customer. "what do you want
for "A dollar. anyway An operate solo with or
ohcStral accompaniment l"-lCMcaeo Record.
a Western man now in Egypt doesn't think much
OF that country. "The pyramids he says, are
simply big stone piles. see nothing remarkable
about them. except that they must have been built
by remarkable fools. The sphinx is little better.
The old girl has lost her nose but Is quite pert yet
The finest institutions here the American girls
who come over to the land
Mrs. Font DearloIn-Afred. what are you doing
with the family album
Her spouse pulling out another photoSraph)-Ex-
purgating II, my dear.
81 don't understand
getting up edition OF this album to be
iised In sending ont invitations for this sumner The
line, dear quilting ont anOtherl, Is 10 be drawn
fourth cousins "-(Chicago Tribune.
An undertaken In Union. Tenn, recently used lis
hearSe in pursuing his daughter who Ind eloped with
his assistant. Gould the undertaken ovcr;alcr il
problem left unsOlved Dy the philadelphia
Ledger