The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1893-08-16


Don't forget that we are ready to
receive the money you owe us on
subscription.
We are always glad to get a let
ter from any of the post-ofiices OF
the county.
Our paper was late in getting
here both this and last week which
accounts for the delay.
J. B. Waters has moved into the
new store building recently erected
on Washington Avenue near the
depot.
DRESS MAKING:-Best, Tofflemire
& Taylor, will open on August goth.
Our Sewing room upstairs at Bittle,
Webb & Co.'S Store. CIV.
J. P. H. Lane, enc of our Prohi
bition friends. was in the city Tues
day and presented us with gallon
of delicious blue plumbs.
Someone has marked one Of Har-
ry Barger's shoats. He wishes to
warn them that if they take up that
pig he will send them ''around the
mountain"
Bayless & Lane wishes to inform
their customers that they have
moved their harness shop to the
building formerally occupied by Mr.
Sheddan above Geo. Toole's.
The rains the latter part of last
and the first ofth week seriously
interfered with the great horseshoe
pitching industry of this city for a
lew hours at time.
NoTIoE:-All'persons indebted to
the firm of Hill & Keny will call and
settle by Aug. 25th, as all accounts
not settled by that date will be
placed in the hands of an officer for
collection.
WANTED:-Watch, Clock and
Jewelry work. All kinds Of repairs
usually done in jewelers. repairing
shop promptly done in the best man
ner and at low prices. j. W. THORN
TON. Shop next door to Brickell's
Drug Store.
Come into the woodshed, dear
sonny, come into the woodshed with
me, for / feel it my duty, my honey,
to double you over my knee.
There's a single prepared for our
coming, a long one Of well-seasoned
oak, and l propose to set it hum
ming, and make the dull atmosphere
smoke. Pause now till I read the
indictment, or, rather indictments,
for sins, and cork up your show for
excitement until the real circus be-
gins. OF late I have noted with
sorrow, you fingered when school
was dismissed, and promised each
day that the morrow should see you
this folly resist. I'm alse informed
by your mother that Sunday you
went to the spring and soused your
half-witted brother and killed few
birds with your sling; and, more,
I've been told of yonr tying an inno-
cent frog to stick Gut, tut, there is
no use of lying and letting it float
down the creek. Moreover, you
know what l told you the last time
we fshed in the brook, and how
was tempted to scold you for putting
live frogs on your hook. And
worse than all that, Pm observing
tobacco stains down on your chin,
and your solid interests subscribing,
its time for the fun to begin. So
into the wood-shed, my beauty, well
60 with the steadiest nerves; now
watch your old dad do his duty, and
try to get onto his curves. -Nebras.
ka State Journal.
Bob Flanagan and George Rus
sell were parties to cutting ARRAY
yesterday about midday, and Rus
sell received some hard cuts. The
affair happened near Craig's Mill in
the First Ward. AS related by an
eyewitness the trouble was as fol-
lows: Russell was sitting near the
mill, when Flanagan came up and
began cursing him. Russell got up
and moved off a little distance, TAX
ing seat on fence near by. AT