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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-01-16

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal, Jan. li.-Sen.
ator Stanford stated TO an Epening Post
reporter today that the report that he
was to resign from the Senate Ia un-
true. He says his health Is good and
he does not consider that he would be
doing Justice 10 his party or his country
by resigning.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-01-16
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Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-10-03
Worlds Fair Visitors.

An intending visitor to the coming
Worlds Fair at Chicago need have no
fear as to the possibility of securing
satisfactory accommodations, at rea-
sonable rates, at either the many hotels
or residences listed in a neat pamphlet
entitled, "Homes for Visitors to the
Worlds Fair" compiled at great ex-
pense and published by a trustworthy
Chicago irm. This book contains a
list of about 5000 private families who
will accommodate visitors in Chicago
during the time of the Fair viz: May
1st to October 30th; gives their names
and addresses, and number of rooms
each will have to spare. The book
also gives a list of the hotels and their
locations; has twelve full-page, large
scale maps, each representing a section
of the city, SO that with this informa-
ton before him the intending visitor
himself can, at leisure, select the quar-
ter of the city in which he would pre-
fer to stop, corresponding in advance
with one or more families in that To-
cality with regard to rates and the ac-
commodations desired.
To help you in fixing in advance
upon your place of residence while at
tending the Worlds Fair, we have
placed in the hands of our agent at
your station copies Of this work, which
may be obtained at so cents per copy.
S. G. WARNER,
GP A Cotton Belt RouLe.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-10-03
Job Printing.

The DEMOCRAT Job Office in connection is full and COM
pee and every description Of Job Printing done in the
best stye and at reasonable prices.
s Ofice-l2 and ia Clinton Street rear OF ArKansas
Postofice Your patronage solicited
] w GARDNER Proprietor.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-10-03
TO WORLDS FAIR VISITORS.


You will be robbed in Chicago du.
ring the Worlds fair, II you are not
posted. Every subscriber to the
Saturday Blade or Chicago Ledger
will receive free certificate emitting
the holder to call at our Office at any
hour, day, night or Sunday, during
the Worlds fair, and we will locate
you at whatever priced room you
wish We personally investigate
boarding houses, rooms to rent,
hotels, etc., and can save
you great deal of money. This de-
partment has postOfiice, reading
and writing room, baggage and
parcel room, telegraph Office, waiting
room. All these privileges are alb
solutely free to every subscriber.
The Saturday Blade is highly illus.
trated weekly newspaper. The
Chicago Ledger is a we'll known
family and literary illustrated weekly.
These papers are the most interest
ing weeklies extant and have
the largest circulation Of any week.
ly newspaper In the worldA5O0,0 900
copies weekly. The price of either
paper is $500 per year, $1OO for six
months, or three months for 80 cents.
Send in your subscriptions. Aguide
to Chicago and the Worlds Fair, also
sample copies, sent free to any ad.
dress. The Saturday Blade, the
Chicago Ledger, largest weeklies in
the world. 100000 copies weekly.
W. D. -BOYCE,
115-117 5th Ave, Chicago.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-10-03
The limited States Blue Book

Is register OF all Federal offices ana
employments in each State and Terri
tory, the District of Columbia and
abroad. with their salaries, emolmennts
and duties; shows who is eligible for
appointment, questions asked at ex-
aminations, how to make All applica-
tion and how to push il to success,
and gives besides a vast amount OF
important and valuable information
relative to Government positions
never before published, Il
Book, published by J. II. Soule, is
handsomely bound in cloth. Price
75c., seut postpaid to any address, on
receipt of price. Address or call on
DAILY DEMOCRAT,
4.26-tf Texarkana, Ark.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-10-03
A Pointer for Bicycle Riders.

Irwin W. Larimore, physical direct
or of Y. M. Z. A., Des Moines, la.,
says he can conscientiously recon-
mend Chamberlain's Pain Balm to
athletes, gymnasts, bicyclists, foot
ball play ers and the profession in gen
eral for bruises, sprains and disloca-
tions; also for soreness and stiffness
of the muscles. Mr.. Aarimore has
used two bottles of Pain Balm and ia
enthusiastic in his praise Of the rem
edy. When applied before the parts
become swollen 1t viii effect g cure in
one-half The time usually required. 1t
also cures rheumatism. For sale by
Smith Drug Co.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-10-03
Prominent Insurance Man Speaks

A Prominent Insurance Man Speaks.
II. M. Blossom, senionor member OF
IL. M. Blossom 4 Co., 2I7 N. Sd street,
st. Louis, writes. had been left
with very distressing cough, the re-
suit Of influenza, which nothing
seemed to relieve, until | took Bal
lard's Horehound Syrup. One bottle
completely cured me. l sent one bot
tie TO my sister, who had severe
cough, and she experienced immediate
relief. | always recommend this syr.
up to my friends.
John Cranston, 9O8 Hampshire St.,
Quincy, ILL.,, writes; l have found
Ballard's Horehound Syrup superior
to any other cough medicine ! have
ever known. 1t never disappoints.
Price SOC. Sold by Smith Drug Co.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-10-03
Hot Weather Insurance.

For twenty five cents you can In
sure Yourself and family against any
bad results from an attack OF boweI
complaint during the summer Chapt
berlains Collie, Cholera and Diarrh@s
Remedy is certain cure ior 'nes. s.
diseases. II costs but 20 cents FOL
sale by Smith Drug Co.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-10-03

If you need anything in my
line, | will be pleased to fill
your orders. All orders re-
ceive prompt attention. Eggs
packed SO they call be shipped
with perfect safety; nothing
sent c. 0. d. The cash must
accompany all orders. No
fowls for sale until after July
Ist, 1893. Address all or
ders to
Miss T. f. Sharp,
Care A. s. Blythe. Texarkana. Ark
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-10-03
OAKS
Poultry Farm,
Texarkana, Arkansas.

Now is the time to supply
yourself with eggs for hatch
ing form the finest line of
Thoroughbred Poultry that can
be found anywhere:
Barred Plymouth Rock eggs, 1settingS 81 50
White Plymouth Rock eggs, setting 2 90
Single Comb Brown Leghorn, lsettlng ! 50
Rose Comb White Leghorn, setting 90
Black Menorcas eggs, setting ."... | 70
Silver Spangfed Hamburg eggs, set. | 75
Bronze Turkey eggs, setting. .. 90
White Rabbits, per pair .",.,..".." so
Black Langshan eggs, setting ..... 70
Light Brahmas eggs, setting ....... 3 90
Red Caps eggs, setting. ....,....... l rs
White Crested Black Polish eggs, ]
Silver Laced Wyandott eggs, 1 setting rs
White Face Black Spanish eggs, set. / rs
Pekin Duck eggs, setting 2 90
Lop Ear Rabbits, per pair g %
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-10-03
Always full of Late Local. Editorial and Te'ograhc news,
.a-.TIF17"77N
gR H 's
OFFICIAL ORGAN

of the Miller County and City Democracy and most popu-
lar paper in Southwest Arkansas.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-10-03
Try Elacx-paAueHr tie. for dyspepsia.

.when Baby was sick wo gave her castoria>
When she was Child she cried for Castoria'
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria'
When she had Children, she gave them CastoriA
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1893-10-03

With bran new type ana oth"" improvements made the
DEMOCRAT is now second to daily outside of the large
cities 1t is the newsies local paper in the city
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17
me snen caurine.d the Judr..

SaueTIsur has hitherto besu consider
si the most o.loEifeTOas compound in
ported from Germany. becsuse. as al
old song SAYS Il i
CA5eagz Ehich has Izfu II Esry damp ezIlar
III Il sEsLls 80 hzzAt. = car s1=1 70 s1=-I=r-
But a very formidable rival hzs now
been found 70 the national dish II q -
cuIizr kind Of herring. duly labeled. IN
accordance with the act, made IN GeE-
many which formed the Eubi7cs cf q
law case before The assistant judge of
the Wesrmins1er cOunty cJ1Tt- TIE
mysterious he-Tings are sold IN tins their
technical name being .'Deutschs deli
cstessen- N Other words, German tasty
bits A firm Il the fsthsrlznd sent over
some Of these delicacies 70 Mr. Lingen. a
restaurant keeper IN the city. and WHEN
that gentleman failed 70 sell them. owing
70 their 9l-horss power odoF. il sued him
for the p-ice-e5 lis Sd
The restaurant ksepe-'s defense was
simple: 'Dey smell the schoPpe out,
and I would get dree months Il | sell
them never smell anything dat vas 50
high His shOpuan's opinioa was.
''Mein heTT. II you no get nd Ot dem
smellsrensst fsh as ever l EmeIled- ve
VIII al die Of de cholera Stronger
testimony was szin produced in the
shape Of q TN Of the ''deIicstessen.-
which was opened for the judges edif-
cation The court held It's nose until
the box was carried cut OF the building
and then gave q verdict for the defend
ant Mr.. Liugen said he sold only one
I'M. and the customer who purchased il
brought IL back and declared that II was
more powerful than all the "a Odors of
Cologne combined London Letter.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17
Enxli.h nni,ary Puni.hlaeut..

Our old English military punishments
were not destitute Of ingeuiOusly de-
vised discomfort
For instance, there was the wooden
horse on a movable stand, made IN the
simihrude Of that animal, with head and
tail attached 70 increase the Likeness, OF
planks nailed together and meeting in g
sharp ridge. Upon this ridge. as upon
the hack Of 4 horse, the culprit rode
astTide with his hands tied behind him
and his legs dragged down by attached
musksss 10 prevent, according 10 q
CHASTITY joke Of that time. his horse kick
ng him
There was also the picket. kind Of
torture in which one hand was fastened
70 hook in q post above the head Of the
criminal, while his suspended body was
supported by bis bare heel resting on a
wooden stump. narrowed. to cause him
the greater inccnVenience.
These punishments were discontinued
as leading TO rupture and lameness- In
running the gautlet or the gantlOps the
wTstched soldier ran between two lines
Of his comrades and was beaten by
switches and insulted by the worst Of
them-a form Of torture degrading sol
diers 70 execuuOuers, and perhaps the
most eowardly and intolerahle ever con
Tt-Bits
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17
Fad For Large Portraits

TIE proper capeT just az present ls 70
have ones portrait done II oil, a very de-
hghtful czpeE If one can afford L. II i
about the cozEIiest fad, however. which
has fastened itself on the money lockers
of the fzsniJ1zbles. S.i1l society, 50
called. Is always willing 70 smuse itself
with fsds- None ot the fzsAionabls
portrait artists care 20 devote their time
10 a portrait for which they VIII receive
less than 81 ,0OO
Porter, who 80 oexquisirely painted Mrs.
Duncan Elliott when she was Miss SalIis
HargOus, has Just completed one Of Mrs.
Abram 5. Hewitt. Mrs. Theodore Have
never caught the craze and has hanging
az the end entrance 70 the art gallery II
her town house On Madison avenue a
life size portrait OF herself. for which the
Is said 10 have paid the artist, Muller
Wy, over $500. The same artists por-
trait Of DR.. Depew cost the latter gen.
tleman nearly 1900. Mrs Hayemeyer's
is life size, and the canvas, together with
the frame, covers space fully IS feet
in width and length
Mr.. Wy / very shortly 70 commence
a portrait Of Mrs. Charles Yerkes, and
sprOpos Of this II Is said that in the lum-
Der room of her house IN Chicago there
Is stored away a portrait Of this hand
some woman for which she paid the az
tisV some $1,000 Tie story Of the pic
ture Is similar 10 that regarding Mrs.
Macksy's picture by famous artist-it
too rTuthfully resemblsd her. - New
York Press.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17
Only Mistake.

An amateur arch@ologist one day g.
pied the date 1851 carved on a stone In
serted above the door Of a stable and
persuaded the peasant who owned the
property 70 let him have it for a good
round sum q money. A few days after
ward the Peasant delivered the stone 10
the purchaser.
Why, said the latter, this is not
the stone l bought from You the other
day. This one bears the date 1901. ]
won't have IL.
Beg your pardon answered the
peasant, this Is the very stone, only the
builder IN mistake put II upside down.
You can do the same, You know
Petit Francois ulustre.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17
A WoaaAn'sG GIn-

Another Prinoely gift has been made
to the Teachers college, 20 which Mr.. @,
". Vanderbilt presented the building
lots near the site Of the Columbia col
lege. The gift Is from a woman living
outside the city. and her only condition
Is that her name shah be kept q secret
Two hundred thousand dollars have been
subscribed by the unknown donor for a
building 10 be known as the Department
Of Mechanic Arts.
The main building for the college viii
cost $50 900, and Of this amount $780,
600 has been collected, $55.0O0 having
been subscribed on condition that the
remaining amount shall be collected
This the trustees are confident q doing
within the year. An important phase
of the work in the Teachers college VIII
Be the alliance already provided with
Columbia oOllege. New York sun
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17


n aacisnf tines svsry ncnsrch snf
priscs. ess7s @ Kttis. ksps hfs ssothssy.
sss. ~ Is ie4st kad rsco1sss % sgrls rs7-
on Vito prsfenlisi % rssi fhs future IN
fiae ssars cT surnsuhsrs else We have
s.lil pese7ss -sss s===sss - y abis 90
foTeteu 81 fatare. bus ~ rrssf differ
sncs bss~seu pass ares SRI fiss pgessnf
IN this regard l. fhas fhen The great sud
often v-iss men of the earth believed IN
the s7othsaTer1 rhfls ne~ 0uiy The fo.i-
I'D sud feeble hare suy confdsnce in
tbe1n
TIE declsns 70 tho crsdit a-i honor of
scofhssyfnE dates IN acon-dersble meas
ure perhaps from . certain ps-foTmaucs
q JOAN Galsazzo. duke q Milan He
too. had a soCthssysr. One day the
reader q the stars cane 60 hin and said.
Ny lord. make hsste % arrange y0ur
earthly AFFAIR."
Ard why shall Do that asked the
duke
"Becaase the stars ten ne that you
have nos long to live
Indeed. And what DO the stars tel
you abouf yoar own lease Of hfey- asked
Duke John
They promise me many years more
Of life.
They doS
SO have read them. nv lord
We'll fhen. szid the duke, 1t sp-
pears that the stars knew very little
sboat these things t0- you viii Be
hanged within half an hour
he sent th= soSthszyer % the gzllo~z
with prCupt-ess and lived many yezs
sfrsrwsrd himself Star reading fell
into dis1ss II Milan from that tina
Youths CCmpani0a
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17

A sailor was a witness. and the eross
examining lawyer asked:
do yea know the plainnH or de
fendAnrs'
Witness-Naw. What's that
Lawyer-Yoa don't know the meaning
Of plaintiff and defendant
Nav"
And YET you would give testimony
against the PLAINTIFF The witness i in
competent frsm ignorance, your h0nor. =
~Avast heayin. shipmGte. Stand
Athwart ship and let me ask yoa quss-
tion.
Go ahead
what Is alAft Of the hinnnclss-
what has that 70 40 with the cases
dOnt know"
- pretty lawyer ye be. Any bloody
land lubter ought % know that the COM
pas Is Abaft of the binnacle. Tens
etftinSA
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17

abis. Thsy tis their hsnSs b The
siaus sd evil inHssnsss snd sroiis
sierneas 70 s-sss = dsxr-@ ihsy d. Bos
fsnnsis free tspsrvs ths peopis. They
must ervs tbsfr nlssfefs on TIE ous
haud ssd tbe uesesns-y spoil ssskerr
% the osbsr. a mau ubo sehsues -
gst ofic- msy aervs himself sod other
seasmsrs sell bat BE- ean bevsr ssrYs
ibs peopls osbsrwiss tbao ia . seoon-
dsry espeeity. Psrhsp- this will al
says b -. r. sbegld nos - - aDOpg
sn intelligent r@opls-
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17
WoaId see Her Later.

Coming over from the east side the
other day university car was filed
with all sorts and conditions Of pzssen-
gers, conspicuous among them being a
crowd OF jolly university students. Op-
posite the boys sat a hard featured fe-
male, evidently on her way from a meet
ing az the exposition Next her sat a
bright faced woman talking with a
friend Naturally the talk drifted upon
the subject Of the revival meetings, and
the friend asked, Il suppose you have
been 70 some Of them NO. l have
not, the other replied. Il haven't had
time, and as she spoke she sigualed the
conductor 10 Led her OF the car. AT her
words the hard featured female sitting
next her quickly turned, and leaning for
ward said in solemn tones: Haven't had
time. Win You have time 10 gOto heIly-
The car had stopped. and as the LADY
reached the door she hurriesIly retorted.
IF have. I'll s%e you LATER Then she
stepped into the street perfectly con
scious q having been ahle 70 squelch a
woman who didn't know enough To mind
her own business--Minneapohs Tribune.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17

A small boy with an iRquiring and
analytical mind, residing On a farm
about s'teen miles in the country. sends
tins IN:
DEEn suR-l notlse IN the history that Ne
kre studayi1g that Rouls WGs sAEed - The
tackLls % a la a see1e. but doaN beliers it
Tor l have lived % q farm Al ny hfe and
asyVsr hsrd sooss o4ckls ysI DoAnl tAey
-le4n q heaf NelFs Truly.
Detroit Fres Press
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17
ADREGW
sss-s--ssIS ~
g. -
That soY
Bss was on HAD. sns Ne osassd sn Ens-
harrnaenaent.

Beb We 81 HAD. sns Ne Csassa sn Ens-
bzrrasenaent
/ Iwss once very sweet On a pretty girl
who was unfortunats enough 20 be big
nsser 70 = Rend q the small boy kind.
The pretty girls name was Mabel. sad
cur httls lore affair was progressing
beautifully when ] went "all IN my
sunday best one evening 70 escort her
20 theatsr. Before could ring the
/ bell the snail boy pullsd the front door
open and IopPei cut.
''Tou Mabel-s young nan he asked.
with an sbTuptDess that took my breath
away.
Is Mss MABEL IN asked, with freez-
ing dignity.
He leere,i az me cut Of his left eye.
stuck his tongue II his cheek and whirled
three times around OF his left heel before
SAYING:
That's what she Is. She's up stairs
nygin herself out TO fine for anything.
She's gos o. mas rings and Aunt Ss-
Z rsh's gold chain ami
Bob came II sharp. szouized tones
/ from the Lza1 Oi the st-irs
And sA= had her fringe bakIng On
hsirEins r JV-r al hour. and -
I You RobeTEs criei the voice Of Bob's
mother, bur Boo went On piriI=ssly:
'-AEd she's gCt the srruui est new dress,
and II isn't T4id flr n=iJber. AID won't
| pa 90 II WIN the iii CONES II for the
new hatf IA SAYS bs VIII. but Nay saws
she don't care If he does. Mays pIucky,
she l. YoJ.l EId Il out II she pulls OF
hsr little scheme Of marrying you.
and
Robert james. come up here this IL
/ srsnt.- Is sl11gei frOm th= stair landing
but Robert jams goes On placidly;
--TO1've CJu.s u take Nay % the rhe-
I ster, aiu't ycus know IL cause Nays
( been jswll cause yCu didn't get dress
circle tickets instead of the front rcw
I IN the uppsr boxes l said I'd tel On her
cause she gave ne crack On the head for
losing the pencl she does her eyebrows
with l hid her plzts that's gos her
three front teeth b1tpa thrashsd me in
20 giving them Up before be went 70
town Ma says
BOb's uO1Azr came hastily down the
| stairs very red IN the face and very Wild
Of eye Bob bounds down the steps and
| disappears rOand the house, but thrusts
his head ou- 10 say:
How swset you are. On, nv, you
dear little thing. Better get that mus
tache under cover fore the frost nips II.
/ Whose darling Is COZ?
Walk II, Mr.. r. says dear Mabel's
mamma, making q frantic effort 70 ap-
pear calm Our Robert Is II one Of his
/ playful moods He is 50 full Of spirits
Mabel Is 50 sOuy, but a sudden indispo-
/ Erlon has
Pickles an cheese an cucumbers for
supper, cries Bob, appearing al an open
window.
The dear child has q most wretched
hesdaehe. So sorry. but you VIII excuse
ner for this evening"
Take ne instead, won't you. sweery?-
ASKS Bob.
I drag NY wounded vanity away. lam
as broken and bruised IN spirits as wish
Bob was ii the head Mabel and meet
no more We have not the moral cour-
age 10 do so while Bob is above ground
Yankee Blade
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17
A Thorough Sport.

Pelham Parker - Charlie Meadow
brooks horse ran away with him at the
last hunt, and he rode down the hounds
and finally overlook and passed the fox.
Reggy Westend-COulin't he stop:
Pelham Parker-T hats what the whip
per IN asked him, bat Charlie said he
couldn't think Of stopping when he was
ahead of the game.-Life's Calendar.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17

Last year Also persons sent IN clAims
tor TIM maple sugar bounty offered b.
the government This year 4. $50 psrsoas
Are sntiIled b bOunties. and they WI
Feeeive IN tbs sgsEegaae Nbout $4,000
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17

Attorney wow, sir. can't you rsmem-
Der all that was said On that evening:
Witness-NO, indeed,
But You heard il:
les, but there were six women talk.
ing.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-07-17

Aunt-When are yOu going to hav,
dinner todaN Dolly,
Dolly-When you've gone, auntie,
mamma said. .-Floh-