Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1893-03-16
sprinItles OF spice.

ESTABLISHING out OF seasn Is
skin game. -Pickyune.
No. MAUD, dear; Joan OF Arc was
not Noah's wife. -Philadelpia neo
ord.
THE collector will come rnnd I'M
less you keep him squared--Eimfa
Gazette.
OK washday pateriamiias reefs
that he is subject tolwriag ruie'
Binghamton Leader.
THERE is some hope that the iasn
ion magnates will stae of the hoop
skirt.-Lowell Courier
IT really wasn't pnster VINO IN
troduced In the legislature Dill "
cod-ify the fish lavs. - Clevcianu
Plaindealer.
A LITTLE boy was $keo Whas wy
Sunday school text wa. he answe
aMany are cold, but fw are frozen'
Newark Call.
DAsHwAY-I hayeIjust been Up I'D
the mountains for a title snoooine'
Cleyerton-Any lucR Dashaway-
One guide.-Life. lr
"Do you enjoy yolr health III
course. Did You ever know OF sny
one who didn't emily good beaitns
Eyes. the doctors. "+Quibs.
SACK PENDLEToy must have GOT
married" What makes you tntnK
SOP" "He has QUIT wearing c'e''SsS
in his trousers. Exchange.
TEACHER-"NOw, Teddy, IS Jeru-
salem a proper noun or a common
Doun?" Teddy-"TTain't either. us
an ejaculation, num- Truth.
MANY a mistress would like to COM
mand her servant to do this and that,
but finds it dlfacult to rise to Sne
point Of order.-Detrott tribune
II FEEL better about lickin' this
hostage stamp" said the boy who nad
been sent to mail letter. lts
nearer my size. Washington SSaf'
Thrown Jack over, have you,
| Ktttup" Eyes" Il Thought you
loved him." IL did, but discovered
; that he bought the candy he sent me
! at grocery. Buffalo Express
az cot a secrid," said Molly. my
! mamma says maybe II I'm awful good
for a whole month papa IL try &c
have. nae eggzibited at the WORLDS
t Fair."-Harper' Young People.
BARNES Qaying aside letter)-Pd
1 like T. Git this 'ere feller fer hired
q man. Mrs. Barnes-Why Josn'
e Rarnes-'Cause he signs htmsei
~Your obedient servant. PUCK
FOND PAPA Tommy, you arr
learning rapidly. Now tell me VIVA
! these figures on my new neckti'
: are?" Tommy (reflectivelyl-"Wiggie
d things. The Clothiers' Weekly.
at KNEW he'd fall. He was aw
= fullv extravaganza. what did h
dopS ~Why. he even went so far a
o to insist on boiled eggs for DreaKias
' every morning. buffalo Express
IIpeorx DowNEs-Parveneer be
n lleves in pruning his geneai9gics
er tree. Rowne de Bout--How Is tnat
Unson Downes-He cuts his poor n
lations when he meets them.
R. JIMMY-Papa took me 10 the catn'
dral last Sunday, and they burned
Lot of insects to make the place SINE
-, nice. Tommy-Tbey must nay
n been scentapedes. Philadelphia lie
a ord.
a could you make it convenient
I'm lend me 500, Jack?" Il don't Kno'
o. If l should lend 1t to you l should
a man of some distinction" "Ho
ia that?" "One out Of a hundred !"
Yarmouth Item.
JEwELER-"You don't need X
for that watch. Just turn the crow
so. and It will CO." Farmer Field
&Just like durn caow, amt 1t? Ga
her tall a twist an she gifts up a
gits!"-,Jeweler's Weekly.
THAT is a pretty big buekwhe
cake for q boy of your sizef" said pa
at breakfast to Jimmieboy. 1t loe
big" said Jimmieboy, ~but really
. isn't. It's got lots OF porouses in
ast -Harper's Young People.
On. A TEACHER was explaining to a
III tie girl how the trees developed tn
ne foliage in the spring-time. a
INV yes" said the wee miss, Il und
lnu stand; they keep their SUNNI
clothes in their trunks "-Harpe
;. Bazaar.
$ ~DID you write James Slxidmor
- name on this note?" said the Judge
= the prisoner accused Of forgery. 9
y like to know, Judge, replied the c
prit, @if Jim Skidmore hasa copyrh
on the letters as happens to form
aus name?"-Savanna Press.
DIRK aO1 do behave there's foul play c
ped templated agin me at me serV
lgo place." said Bridget O'Rafferty.
they want to get rid Of you?'
ho, sushpect that same" "Why?" "Iv
ono aosght the missus do be giyin'
30 lickets TO ride home on the troll
Inc railroad. Washington Star.
.esi. SHE-''As we are to be married
CON June, don't you think you ought
NIT begin to economize?" He-"Oh,
begun already. That very thou
,ked occurred to me this evening as l
coming here" She-"What did
has do?" He-"Passed the candy 81
without stopping - New \
has Weekly.
rood SHE was hurrying along toward
railroad statson with her long &c
your dragging behind and In the "
@Good gracious, Mary" angrily
claimed her husband, what did
nker ever wear that thing for?" She
sponded cheerfully, ~Im all right
J." wore it so I'd be sure to get to
station before my train did."--Det
Free Press.