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IF you wish the lightest, sweet
est, finest cake, biscuit, bread
and rolls, Royal Baking Powders
indispensable in their making.
Javanese Sail for Home.

The popular little Javanese, who
We're the most winsome exhibit on the
late yet immortal Midway. sailed from
San Francisco November IL for home.
Every mothers son and daughter of the
surviving 122 were willingly hustled
aboard ship bound for warmcrclimates
The San Francisco Examiner says OF
the voyagers:
lone little fellow expressed his hap
piness by stopping to whistle After
the Bali every few minutes. and within
three weeks will be as proudly display
ing his accomplishment in Java.
Three of the pretty little dancers
from the court of the sultan of Solo sat
on 1pile of trunksandlaughed at every
thing. They found a great deal of fun
IN asking n another in very good
English, DO you like Chicago dc
you feel cold?' DO you like the Ameri-
cans?.' How old nre your Would
you like to live in Chicago?' and u 10,
more of the questions that most of the
500, 600 people who paid to see then
had asked. them III turn. Then they
would laugh, and sometimes they woult
condescend to tell somebody that II
was too cold in Chicago"
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self.support II College.

The instances in which i girl has suc-
teeded In entirely supporting herself
are very rare. writes Anna Robertson
Brown In the ladies' Home journal.
/ think she ought not try to. A col
lege course. just as it stands,is enough
for any girl, however strong, to at
tempt to carry. Extra calls on her
Atrength are very apt to mako her
break down. Most colleges offer schol.
arships, awarded by faculty option. by
competitive examination or SSy the
giver, but they are, Of course, too lin.
tied In number to be generally avail
able. But there are several ways in
which a girl may provide for q part OF
her expenses. She may borrow o
ey, with the understanding that it is
Is be repaid from tho salary received
In ~teaching after graduation; and
PM girls study and teach alternate
years. Tutoring and prizes for sclol-
arship may be made to help. and read
ing or writing by tho hour, copying,
mending. Office work. catalogning,
drawing and other technical work for
the scientific departments, library
work and assistance in the labora-
tories; but such work is often at u se-
rious risk to scholarship or health, or
hnth.
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The Female Mosquitoes r..a. Bl.e.

A mosquito which had Just arrived
on u of The bay boats landed on the
nec!; of one of The party and was get
ting his or rather her dinner when sho
was Killed by n vicious swipe of her
victim. "Tiicrc's another .skeeter'
done for" remarked The murderer.
with satisfaction. He won't bother
anybody else in Ibis here vale o tears"
She, not he corrected another.
Don't you know that II he 'skeetcr'
never bol.crs anybody? lis The fe-
males thai make all The trouble in this
world, and that applies TO shelters
iust the same rs it does to women. Ii
Ill .skcclcrs' were hes we wouldn't
,ave any tronblc from Them, just the
inc us it all human beings were men
we'd have things more quiet and
peaceful like. A he 'skeciel' don't
i've long. Go down along the ws.er
n the spring AMI you will see billions
md billions of t,sem. .woolly heads
He call li,em. But you 4 get right
among them and have Them so
thick around sou that you can't see
through them and you will not be bit
ten. They only live long enouss., 10.
provide for the ncSf seasons crops
aud then they die, leaving tho she
shelters to make mankind miserable
till cold weather comes. Baltimore
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He Was with the Minority.

heard rather good story on Gen.
Sherman the other day. 1t occurred
away. back in 1876 while he was on the
Pacific coast with the title of Captain.
For some reason or other biz men took
q violent dislike to him, and after
standing it as long as they thought
they could they prepared n petition re-
questing him to resign. The paper
contained the signatures of all but five
Of his company and was handed to
him by q committee of three. When it
was presented Capt. Sherman glanced
over 1t and said:
.Has every man signed this?"
-All but tive." replied the spokes-
man.
.All but ive?"
.Yes, sir"
"Then will you kindly convey my
thanks to those five and say that ]
have decided to romain with Them
Rusburg Dispatch.
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"Jes' so, kurnel-jes' so. was right
In dat Jail at S%eina,an'I dun members
of seein' yo' pass along. Curious vat a
nom'ry some white folks has got in
DER headsii"
Bat you don't suppose ] wanta man
who's been in Jail for stealing, do yon?!"
exclaimed the colonel.
"No.sah-no,sa sab. OF co'Se yo' don't.
OATS what l'ze ycrc to displain about.
Yo' got it all wrong bout dat hog,
kurnel. De pusson who dun stole de
hog WAS asleep when yo' called. L
wasn't in dat Jail fur stealth no hog.
1'ze no SIGH man as dat
"Then what We're You in foT?a'
"Why, dey said dem two bags of cot.
ton-seed meal what dey found in my
cart was toolen from de depo'."
sob, | see. Well. what's the differ
ence%"
"What's de difterencea Heaps o diff
ference. sab. On de one hand lie
loadin' up a bar'l o salt artcr dark and
dem bags jcs' tumble into my cart
when my back AN turned. On de cd
der hand, Il pusson goes out by day
light an runs a hog around de woods
fur obcr two hours before he cotches
a hind leg. Scuse ma, kurnel. did
reckon I'd like to work on yo'r planta-
ton, but if yo' am de sort o. man who
can't see de difference between u pus-
son restin' in Jail to obleege de jury
an bein' sent to Jail fur stealth a hog
! couldn't trust my reputashun in yo'r
hands. Good mawnin', Kurnel Thomas
good mawniu'.n-M. Quad in Chicago
Times.
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FATHER OF AL EGGS.
t Is ~ Mig as 148 of tho Hens Products
mud Twice rs Large as the Ostrlc!ts.

It Is ~ lJg as 148 of tho Hens Products
aud Twice IA Large rs the. Ostrlch's.
A large specimen of the eggs of the
failed roc of the "Arabian Nights, or
~npyornis, as the extinct gigantic bird
of Madagascar is called, has been Sc
cured by j. Proctor, Of Tamatavc and
Princes Square, W., who has brought
the curiosity to London. 1t was dis
covered by some natives about twenty
miles to the southwark of ST. Angus
tines bay, on the southwest coast of
Madagascar. 1t was floating on the
calm sea within twenty yards of the
beach, and is supposed to have been
washed away with the foreshore, which
consists of sand hills, after a hurricane
in the early part of the year.
The childlikc longshorcman of the
Antipodes, opining that the egg had a
value. showed the unusual piece of
tlotsa,n about with u view to sale, and
it thus came into the hands of Mr..
Proctor. The egg, which is Whitley
brown in color and nnbroken. is n fine
specimen, 80 l-2 by IS inches, and an
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SHE FLoGs YOUNG WOMEN.
Tho Brutal Method a London Femai'
Has for Making a living.

Henry Labouchere OF the London
Truth has been investigating the meth
DDS of the professional ''fioggers' in
and near London. One of them-a
woman-in an interview frankly told
him about her methods. She goes
about London fogging girls and boys.
She uses a birch. which she makes up
herself. She has II ''tawse" for use If
desired, but prefers the birch as being
more etiicacious. She is described as a
middleaged female, short, but strongly
built and of unprepossessing features.
Her correspondence and speech show
her tc be ifliterate. Her are
coarse. She says her father was the
rector of Cranbrook.
Flogging is her prescription for all
moral and mental ills. She always,
however, commences the operation by
spanking" with her hand, The inter
viewer having expressed skepticlsm
about tho efficacy of spanking" she
invited him to hold out his hand and
try it. and gave him u blow which left
no desire for another. Anxious to COM
plete his knowledge he noxt held out
his hand for a taste of the birch, and
IeCclNCu WV plOWS lIOuu Gllc sllOuiNSi'
II pity" he says, "the girl
who gets one such blow" One,
however, is out of tho uues-
ton. Mrs. Peirce's minimum allow.
ance Is eight or ten %"spanks, Followed
by sixteen strokes with a birch, which
would be increased to eighteen, twenty
or five and twenty at discretion. She
stated that she had recently fiogged
n girl &c years of age five times in .
fortnight. If girls began to I'm
der the operation she forced into theil
mouths a wooden pad covered with silk
"After the whipping" she said, 81
give them n good lecture and read then
a chapter of the bible. l always carry
my bible with me for this purpose
Here, it will be seen, the ''clergyman'l
daughter" comes out. OF her ac
cord, however, she proceeded to inform
her interviewer that she was in the
habit of birching not only boys ant
girls. but GROWN men.
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Endtca, use Dr.. IaI;ue's Periodical" Pills. from
Parts. France. Established in Europe, 1889; United
states. 1857. Cures all suppressions. irregularities
and monthly arrangements Safe. harmless. reliable,
They positively must not be taken during pregnancy,
Many OF the Ills to which ladies are subject arc the
direct results of irregular menstruatIon. Continued
monthly impressions result iu blood poisoning and
quick consr'r rt,Ju. 81 a package or 8 for Is, per mai
IN plain senlsd envelope on receipt of price. The In
Hue hemicnl Co.. propr.etors. Tho gcni:Gc pill SO 4
ny scdswick s. Grady. Sioux City. la, Wholesale and
rctGii agents.
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German.
-
Syrup

NV acquaintance with Boscnee,s
German SyrupwasInade about four
teen years ago. contracted q cold
which resulted in a hoarseness and
cough which disabled me from fill
ing my pulpit for a number ofsSab-
baths. After trying a physician,
without obtaining relief ! Jaw the
advertisement of your remedy and
obtained a bottle. Ireceived quick
and permanent help. 7 never hesi-
tate to tell my experience. Rev. w.
H. Haggerty, Martinsville, NJ. .
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Mr.. Ncwsome the carvcr)-Miss Cluf.
ley, would you hab some oh de fowl

A lady told II party of friends th:!
ahe had lnarrclcd with her husband,
and had planted a tree in memory OF
This, l',cir first. falling out. "Whnt n
splendid idea," whispered anolherlady
IN her husbands ear; "if we had
adopted that plan, we might have had
by now II fine avenue OF trees in cur
garden. "-Dsi' SGha!h.
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FIGURE 2-nREAK FOE cLINcu.

FIGURE 2-DREAK FOL cLINcr.
street gamins and crowd. While fun
fer the boys it is distressing and very
humiliating TIC the principal actors in
the comedy. Since the sending and
receiving of challenges has gone into
general disusc and assaults are made
there must be, and is, Il way in which
u man can and should protect himself
from wanton insult and attack. |
once heard a Bowery %bouncer, in
language not over refined but very
concise, telling his friends how he
achieved success in his peculiar line of
work. al jest slugs dem in der mug
fur keeps" said he, "before he gets
up his dukes, and den some guy'l
stop der scrap fore can paste me.
See?"
AS in law possession is said to be
nine points SO in a fight Of this char
acter the first blow is half the battle.
Don't stop to argue-hit hard, hit
quick, and you have the whole secret
of "scrapping." One of the most com.
mon ways of rowdies in starting a dis
turbance consists of batting your
shoulder. thereby giving You a shove
which, while not doing any material
damage, is very likely to arouse your
ire. This being done. you are very
likely to attempt to deliver a summary
chastiscment then and there. This be-
ing the very thing your assailant most
desires, you are very liable to play al
his own game. only to be the defeated
party.
Effective ADswer to n Rowdy Shove.
Fig. I shows 81 snnv- y ..,r.. ....~.,
N. NrSnrl1po Nf tho Chn,-tt ny I'm 4
given you before yonr assailant is
IVA of your intentions. The beauty
of it is as much i'll its simplicity as in
its effectiveness. Immediately upor
being run into Intentionally. make ii
quick turn as If you intended to face
directiy'opposite your original position
Draw the arm back. always using tina,
closest TO your opponent and describ,
with your arm nearly a half circle a.
yon M His head being within TIL,
reach of your arm your hitting will
your wrist and fist, the momentum
given the blow by the body movement
is terrific. lifting as you do the bac!
or side of the neck it is almost sure t,
knock him down or inscnsible SO tina
in his daZed condition you may easil,
strike him again before he can posi-
bly, fully recover. One great t2:ant
age Of this blow is hat catching you
opponent totally unprepared and hi
not seeing the blow coming makes j
very hard for him to use any guard
The momentum given your body vii
place yonr face toward your antagon
list, and, turning around, as yon do
you are ready and may easily strik
again.
Figure 2 shows one of the most et
fective head blows OF g brakes" known
Use it if you are clinched or there is a
endeavor to throw yon upon the iloor
1t can be used in connection with an,
attempt to seize and throw. Allo,
vour opponent every advantage i
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catarrh Cannot Be Cured

With LOCAL APPLICATIONS, us they
cannot reach the seat of the disease. Ca
tarrh is a blood or constitutional disc ase,
and in order to cure it o umusttakeinter.
nal remedies. HALLS Catarrh Cure is ia ken
internally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces. Hall's Catarrh
Care is not a quack medicine. 1t was
prescribed by one of the best physicians
in this country for years, and is Il regular
prescription. 1t is composed of the best
tones known, combined with the best
blood purifiers, acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combina-
ton of the w ingredients is what pro-
duces such wonderful results in curing
Catarrh. Send for testimonials, free. =
F. j. CHENEY ~ CO.,
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A Elin,loo baby is named when it is
u days Old and usually by the mother.
Sometimes tho father wishes for an
other name than that selected by the
mother. In thai case two lamps are
placed uver The two names and the
name over which the lamp burns tbs
brightest is The one given the child.
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catcning hold Of you, taxing great care
II, keen him from binding ypnr Aetns

catching hold Of you, taking great care
to keep him from binding yonr arrns
to your side. Allow him to catch you
full around the waist, of which adj
vantage he will be glad to avail him
self. Now raise both of your hands
above your head, locking Your fingers
and bringing them down with a quick,
showing movement upon his forehead.
The sensation he will feel will be that
of an electric shock and will bring
him to his knees or throw him back
ward. The blow or pressure seems to
force the backbone into the base OF
the brain and produce something like
m%omentary paralysis, and it delivered
with full force will possibly break his
neck or injure him very seriously.
Guard for Chair or Club.
A good guard for the protection OF
! ones self from an assault with Il chair,
cane or any attempt to hit yon overthe
head with any weapon is that shown
in figure 3. The cut is almost all the
explanation needed. As Don as the
weapon-stick, char or black-jack-is
raised to strike close in, throw your
left hand up to ward off the blow and
catch the full force of it on your arm
The quicker this is done the less force
the blow will have, as your closing il
breaks it's force and keeps your as
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IFUPFIctOFs,
Sold by druggists, price T5c.

General Green Clay Smith is said 10
bear Il strong personal resemblance to
General Lew Wallace. General Smith,
Who il an ex-congressman, visited Wash
ington recently, but found little to inter-
est him among the Ito him) new crowd"
at the capital,
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sai!ant from breaking down your
guard and landing on your head. Use
the left arm at an angle, SO hat the
blow will slide off at the elbow. Hit
with your right fist tightly closed, land,
ing your blow either upon TIE lower
left jaw or with an upward or side
movement under the chin.
Sometimes it is knife your opponent
has, and then YOU can use u "thrown
shown in tigurS 4, although the move
ment in figure 3 might also be used.
A man with n knife and the determine
ton Of making you "a fit subject for a
surgical operation is no pleasant pict.
ure, and is likely to cause what is
known as "heart failure" or, in other
words, complete loss of nerve and an
overwhelming desire togo somewhere
and go quickly. Still he can be dis
armed if You are cool and quick. Re-
member that if you should turn to run
away You are likely to be cut, and that
you are also at a disadvantage should
he strike at your back. So,even if you
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Mrs. Caroline Mitchell, who died re-
Gently in Carroll county, Missouri, of
consumption, was shot through the body
Just after the war by a guerrilla, the ball
entering her back and coming out of her
chest. After the wound had healed she
suffered no inconvenience from it.
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Asthma sutferers

Who have in vain tried every other means
of relief should try '..Schiffman's Asthma
Cure" No waiting for results. Its
action is immediate. direct and certain,
as II single trial proves. Send to DR.. r.
Schitfmann, St. Paul, MINI, for a free
trial package, but ask your druggist first.
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INSTEAD OF THRILLING WITH A BAD COLD use
DIR. d. Jayne's Expeetorant. which will
loosen the phlegln, subdue inflammation,
and certainly save your Lungs and Throat
much dangerous wear and tenr.
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KNOWLEDGE
on HONEY

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet.
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
theineeds of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
10 the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in Soc and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs
and being well informed, you will no,
accept any substitute ii offered.
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In the manufactures of Great Britain
alone tlispower which steam cNcrts is
estimated 10 be equal to the manual
labor of 1000, 0J0, vuo of men, or more
than double the number of males sup.
posed to inhabit the globe.
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A female drunkard at the Wellington

police court, New Zealand, was re-
Gently discharged on account of her
exemplary conduct when sober. The
prisoner was 20 years and the evidence
showed that she was the sole support
of her father and mother, aged respect
lively 9S and SO years.
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A Choice CHRISTMAS G1rT-In the selcc.
ton of a choice Christmas gift, or an ad-
dition to ones own library, both elegance
and usefulness will be found combined in
WRBsTERS lNTERNATIoSAI. DICTIONARY,
which is the last of the various revisjons
and cnlargements of the original "Web-
ster." The International represents fifty
times the amount of literary labor that
was expended upon the earliest edition,
and is. without question, the most com.
complete and reliable work of the kind
ever published in a single volume. 1t is
warmly Endorsed by eminent scholars
throughout the English speaking world,
and is n most useful hook for the library,
the school, the family, the student, and in
fact for all who read or write the English
Language.
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EGGS OF ROC, len OSTRICH \ DOS


COMPARED. H
even higher value is placed upon 1t than
upon the egg of the great auis, which
lived within the memory of man. The
Brobdingnagian proportions OF the egg
arc letter demonstrated by comparison
with the eggs OF the ostrich and croco-
die. An ostrich's egg is about sever
teen inches by fifteen inches, aud the
contents OF six such are only equal to
II egg Of the i~epyornis. The meas
urements of the eggs of the crocodile
are normally nine inches by six and
onc.half inches. IT would require The
contents of sixteen and one-half emu's
eggs to equal the contents of this great
egg. or las eggs of the homely fowl. or
10000 of the humming-bird. The last
egg of the kind disposed of in London
sold for 600, though cracked.
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Deserving Confidence.-There is no
article which SO richly deserves the en-
tire confidence of the community as
BRows's BRONCHIAL TRocHas. Those suf-
fering from Asthmatic and Bronchial
Diseases, Coughs and Colds, shonld try
them. Price % cents.
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Prof. Seeley, who holds the chair OF
modern history at Cambridge, England,
and who has been an invalid for sevc.al
months, has been restored to health, and
has resumed his professional duties.
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Souvenir Coins.

Those beautiful silver cons provided by
special act of congress to commemorate
the great Columbian anniversary EXPOSE
ton may be had at the regular price of 81
by sending postal note for that sum to
The DAILY TRIBUNE, Sioux City, Ia.
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are in fear, meet him face to face with
yonr eyes looking into his. Jump
quickly forward, catching his right
wrist with your left hand, showing the
knife from you and to your left side
above your head. Place your right
foot forward so that you will be near
ly back to back with him, and having
your body slightly inclined toward
your left. Grasp his throat with your
right hand. choking at the same time,
and force him backward over your hip
and leg to the ground. In this posi-
ton you will be able, as soon as he
falls, to fall upon him yourself driving
your right knee into his throat or face,
and thus choking hinintp dropping Ills
knife. Never under any circumstances
let go of his right wrist.
Throw Him Over Your Shoulder.
Figure s shows an overhead throw
That can be used in case of attack. 1t
causes n very severe fall, and is likely
to result in a broken limb or head. 1t
is accomplished in this manner: Catch
your opponents left wrist with your
left hand, and, throwing his arm over
your right shoulder, pull his arm
around your neck and to your left side
with your left hand. Step forward
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The sixtieth anniversary of the in.
of matches is to be celebrated
during the year in Germany.