The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-03-10
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from .ne oecorum maintained IL 10 evil
dent that the Court OF Common Pleas Is
not court OF 20 as you please.
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Inc suggestion that Senator Pond OF
Woonsocket Is desirous Of the Demo-
cratic nomination for governor gives the
public the looked-for assurance that the
usual brand OF "harmony" is to be
operative In that party this spring.
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AZ ~ pure nome-rule irony to send Pat
Collins to London to do the consular
business OF the United States with the
| Brtislers
The Democrats are In quandary as to
whom they shall nominate: the Republi-
cans have already selected the man they
will elect.
Is ract not generally known that
mere is waterway completely across
the united States. Part Of II, however.
is only navigable by canoe.
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III Princess Kailuani. alias Miss Cleg-
horn. will only go back and take crino-
line with her she can be queen of every |
masculine heart.
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The local signs OF spring are multiply
ing. Even the amateur baseball clubs
have begun to call meetings to prepare
for the coming season.
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When Isaac Pusey GRAY rakes in the
good dollars that are uselessly paid to
the United States minister at Mexico he
VIII realize how mhch better Off he il
than Adlai.
Mr. Parsons does not talk like one
parson, not to give him the benefit OF the
plurai goodness his name implies.
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Capt. Walter Hazard of the steamer
Nashua is hereby presented to dime-novel
reading would-be-Indian fight ing boy as
"a good samaritan " HON IL would be worth
whlle TO cultivate. So the 10-year-old
valley street lad who went to Gotham to
see the sights, spent all his stolen money
aud was homesick, found him. The lad
was the hrst TO get ashore when the
Nashau reached pier 80 but he did not
forget to thank the captain
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Samuel r. Honey went to Washington
The other day. When he left Newport ;
one paper called him "ex-mayor." Upon ,
1is return another called him "Hon." ,,
samuel must have the office seeking bee
n his bonnet. c
The News has had the various changes I
n the railroad situation pretty pat. IL n
$ newspaper that prints the news \
While it Is news. :
Ihe Democratic Investigation tin |
Whistle was drowned by the governors
zig bassoon that bade them come on and
how all.
Those who consiler the mazes of the i
aw an inextricable labyrinth for the 4
lnlearned would have found their heads s.
row clear and confident OF knowledge
n listening to the lucid exposition by
he Hon. 4. ID. McGuinness before the
tudents Of Brown, yesterday. although =,
erbaps when freed from the influence of 81
hat popular gentleman's persuasive M
ongue they would have relapsed into | nj
heir former state of self confessed be- II
7ilderment. n,
The hotel clerk who discoursed in the
'ews OF curious articles left behind bv
eparting guests, seems to have forgot.
IN one article often SO left--an unpaid
i'll.
When man neglects to register, it is
rima facie evidence that there is a blow.
ole somewhere in his patriotism.
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An occasional joke about the weather
ay be regarded with leuiency in view of
e fact that it is better TO laugh than to
y over spilled water.
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A Westminster fruit dealer who Quotas
rawberries at LIS box says he sells
'od maay, but the church strawberry
stival is still afar off,
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Another victim of the deadly grade
ossing in Massachusetts. Rhode Island
es we'll to seek to rid herself of these
1olesale ecuiioners.
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Postmaster General Bissell is addicted n
the cigarette IL Is feared that Mr.. n
ssell has misconceived the real cause "
Premier Gladstone's greatness.
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so far as reported no vessels have var -
Vt anchor In the streets Of Providence. ~
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{ is stated upon good authority that u
, New York "Whirled " will not trv
Conduct Rhode Islands spring cam
ign.
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that Minnie Seligman Cutting, no mat wv
what thorns shall beset her matri. IN
nial path, will always look UP to her
sband is certain. She is by no means
undersized woman, but tai is puerile
ectiye to apply to Mr.. C. The matinee I'm
! used to think kyrle Bellows under
ming dream; Mr.. Cuttings are Ger.
nly study. nc
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he President will not favor the old
Ig. The old gang was little too good
the present ideas OF the Preside mt JOS
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this wet enough for Won, -,