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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1893-04-21
LOCAL NEWS.

Four or five inches of snow fell here
abouts on Saturday, giving the landscape
a wintry look for "a hours.
The best dairy butter is worth % cents
and creamery 26 cents pound. Eggs
bring 10 cents dozen at the stores.
The American Express Co. have estab-
lished an office at Belden's Falls for the
convenience of residents of that growing
suburb of Middlebury.
Mr.. w. F. Benton has leased the Nor
ton farm in Weybridge, till recently oc-
cupied by Mr.. Parmelee, who, with his
family, has removed to Bristol.
Mr.. Rider will soon remove his drug
store from the Dyer block to the rooms
in the south end of the Cobb block late
ly vacated by Mr.. Willburner, the shoe
maker.
Local buyers say that the demand for
wool at the mills and in the cities is light
and that it is hard to sell. The price
for fine is II cents and for medium 81
cents.
Mr.. Stems has Just put new and
attractive soda and mineral-water fount-
ian into his store. 1t is of marble and
onyx and is fitted with all the latest
improvements.
The baseball season will open here on
the afternoon of Monday next, when the
nine of Colgate university will play the
college nine on the college grounds. A
lively game is looked for.
Mr.. Rose has rented the east half OF
the main floor of Mr.. Smiths block on
Mill street, formerly occupied by the
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1893-04-21
LOCAL NOTICES.

EOSHL W. lSEO'
More new hats at Pine Hall.
Buy umbrellas, at Pine Hall.
Home made bread at Fleming's.
Buy rubber clothing at Pine Hall.
Go TO E. r. Clay's for jackets and wraps.
Full line OF Infants wear at f. X. Claws.
e. R. CLAWS is the place to buy millinery.
Large assortment OF pocketbooks at Sterns'.
597 new suits for gents and boys at Pine
Hail.
Come and get your Huyler's at the Park
Drug Store.
SEEDs-Seed oats and barley for sale at the
Star Mills.
FOR RENT-Four desirable rooms.
BRAINERD II. LANE.
Cocoanut, vanilla and assorted buttercups
at Bond Bros.
You will find the best overalls and frocks
made, AT Pine Hall.
Meals, % cents, ample stable accommoda
ions, at Butterfelds.
Not tor our profit but for yours, Bond Bros.
offer certain lines OF shoes.
FOUND-A pair OF gold bowed specifics,
No. a. Inquire at this office.
Pure drugs and medicines at Riders drug
store. Prescriptions a specially.
Good pasturing to let and good seed pota-
toes for sale by II. E. Ferris, Ripton Vt.
Pitted olives, tomato ketchup, pure lucca
olive oil, and horse radsh az Benedct's.
FOR sALE-For cash, fifty cords of dry stove
wood, mixed. BRAINERD II. LANE.
FOR sALE-Chester White pigs. three weeks
old. NJ. b. WILLIAMSON.
PIGs-For sale, number of pigs.
NJ. II. BUTTERFIELD.
House for sale, lO3 Main st., also furniture
Inquire of j. b. johnson. 153w
wANTED-To buy all kinds of hides and
pelts at highest cash prices.
o. p MOORE, Agt.
BUTTER-The highest cash price paid for
butter every day in the week at Beckwith
Co.'s.
For SALE OR TO RENT-One of the best
locations in town, my house ana lot north OF
passenger depot. Inquire of b. B. Hope.
NOTICE. Will buy furs every Monday from
now till spring at Riders drug store, Middle
bury. 49;tt ". KELSEY.
HIDES AND PELTs-Highest cash prices paid
or hides and pelts every day IN the week.
WIN. NJ. CUsHMAN.
] have the best line of millinery goods
cloaks gloves, trimmings, etc, ETC., ever in
stock. K. II. CLAY.
FOR sALE-One sorrel mare, property OF
the late w. G. Langworthy.
Il. W. FLETCHER, Admir-.
FOR SERvIcE-Fine Chester White boar and
hrstclass two year-old bull.
MILO B. WILLIAMSON.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1893-04-21

UNION LODGE, NO. ?, F. AND A. NJ.
John j. HYDE ". ".
Regular communications the first Monday
evening OF each month.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1893-04-21

MIR. Fuller w. Pierce, whose health
has been infirm all winter, is quite i'll at
his home east of the village.
Mr.. j. II. Campbell left town on Mon
day for New Haven, Conn, where he is
to have charge of music store.
Mr.. LOUIS G. Bell, who passed the
winter in Boston, where his family live,
is here to remain through the summer.
Mr.. Ford C. Langworthy, who has
been studying at "A German university
for four years, is expected home shortly.
Mrs. S. j. Northrup is in Burlington
attending Il school for the study of the
Bible which the Adventists are holding
there.
MIR. and Mrs. John w. Stewart arrived
home on Saturday morning from Bos-
ton, where they had been for about two
months.
Mrs. a. NJ. Beckwith and her neice,
Miss Sophia Wainwright, are home from
the South, where they went for the bene-
fit of the atter's health.
Col. a. a. Fletcher went to New York
on Wednesday evening to accompany
home Mrs, Fletcher, who has been in
the city for Il short stay.
Mr.. w. c. Moore, who left town three
years ago for Worcester, Mass, has re-
turned to Vermont and taken Mrs ELS
worth's farm on the Bridport road.
Mrs. Lucy Mcintosh of Mortified is
visiting heI daughter, Mrs. VIM. Jack
son, and Mrs. f. w. Dutton of the same
town is the guest of her sister, Mrs. J..
7. Kingsley.
Miss Elizabeth Smith of Salisbury and
Miss May Tilden of Middlebury we're
among the guests at the Powers-Wood-
bury wedding in Burlington on Wednes-
day evening.
President Brainerd, Hon. L. d. Ed
redge, Judge Slade aud G. NJ. Wilds,
Esq, went to Pittsford on the noon train
yesterday to attend the funeral of Hon.
c. 5. Colburn, whose death is elsewhere
announced.
Miss Sophia Warner who lately re-
turned from abroad. came up from AL
bany on Saturday and Is guest of her
aunt, Mrs Dugald Stewart. Miss Mamie
Allen, who had been at Gen. Warmers
during the winter, accompanied her.
Captain Stephen NJ. Foote of the regu-
lar army, whom many Middlebury and
New Haven people know, is in command
of company of Columbian guards at
Jackson Park, Chicago He has been
stationed of late at Fort Barrancas,
Florida.
Mr.. f. w. Bird, who has been out of
health for some weeks, but was improv-
ing, has had a relapse and is about as
badly of as he has been at any time.
lie and his family have removed to a
part of Mr.. George Hammond's house
on South Pleasant street.
Rev. F. G. Heaxt arrived home on
Tuesday from Albany, n. Y, where he
had been to attend conference. His new
charge is at Schuyerville, n. Y, one
of his old homes. 1t is quite large
parish, but is not so much scattered as
this, so that the work ought to be easier.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1893-04-21
personal MENTION,

Mr.. Charles j. Starr is reported dan
gerously i'll at his home in New York
city.
Miss Mabel Bond returned on Monday
to her studies at Abbott academy, Ando-
yer, Mass.
Mr.. Joseph w. Lawrence is able to be
about the streets again, after months
Illness.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1893-04-21

For sERvIcE-A first class Chester.whte
boar; terms, 81, C. sh.
l52w c. p. TULLEY, Cornwall.
NOTICE. have removed my shoe shop TO the
basement OF Kitlder's harness shop.
10 3w o. WILLBURNER.
NOTICE. keep constantly on hand at
Sterns' drug store a stock OF the McDougall
sheep pip.
22tf j. b. CHERB1No.
FOR SHORT TIME--Free, free, Tree to all
cash customers one crayon and India ink to
lite size portrait at Hope & Co.'S.
NorICE-The Water Commissioners hereby
forbid all persons opening any OF the village
hydrants except in case of fire.
f. A. Bond is agent for the best Bicycle
made, the Columbia; also sells the best cheap
wheel made. Call on him Tor catalogue and
prices.
Bowker's Animal Meal, the best poultry
food, is tor sale in Middlebury by Branerd
II. Lane, who will send circulars give
prices on application.
a big boom in the Blanchard Prepared
Foods. Dietary treatment the safest and
best, the popular verdict See advertise
ment on 5th page.
o. A. Durgy & Co. are now prepared to
carry people TO and from depot or any part
OF the village For calls, etc, orders can be
left at /. Sterns store.
FOR SERvICE-I have for service a two-year-
old bull, half Jersey and half Durham; tee,
81, which please bring with you.
LOUIS HOPE.
FOR RENT-Four good rooms suitable for a
family; "a miles from the Methodist church
81 month.
U. ID. TwIrCHELL.
For SALE-The Henry S. Foote place in the
east part of the village; viii be sold very
cheap, 'and is Il bargain at The price asked
For prices terms, etc. inquire at this Office.
NOTICE. have tor service the registered
Jersey bull Coomassie Lord, 2d, No. 29,272, Il
first-class animal OF choice breeding. Fee
81, payable at time of service.
6tt W. HAMMOND.
| am prepared to take orders for cut flowers
roses, carnations, violets, etc, and tor de.
signs for funerals, weddings, etc. John j.
Hyde, at Chapman & Co.'S. Att
For cut flowers OF every description, for
weddings, parties, floral designs for funerals,
apply to higgins & Hyde, Rutland, VT. Prices
reasonable. Higgins & Hyde, apothecaries
and florists, Rutland, VT. 23;tf
CT. Loop, dealer in human hair, switches
bangs and wigs. Gray switches and wigs
made to order. Hair and bangs cut and curled
in correct style. All orders sent by mail VIII
receive prompt attention.
SIX Broadway, opposite Depot,
513w Rutland, VT.
ICE CREAM have taken the agency tor the
counties of Addison and Chittenden tor the
Instant ice cream freezer. Ice-cream will be
served tree on Saturday afternoon and even
ing at Mr.. Stems drug store; all are invited.
W. II. FLINT.
Laundry have opened first-class laun-
dry in the Smith block, Mill street, Middle
bury, in the rooms formerly occupied by the
REGISTER office. Shirts, 10 cts; shirts with
collars attached, l3 cts; collars, , cts cuffs,
cts. n pair; vests, % cts handkerchiefs, >
cts Work done by hand. work taken on
every day III the week ana returned on the
second or third day thereafter. Family wash
ing from 50 cents per dozen up. shirts, col
lars and cuffs always glossy and very stiff
Satisfaction guaranteed. KAN LEE.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1893-04-21
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

Trains pass Middlebury station at the hours
ven below:
GONG NoRTH-Mixed, II ;0j Il. M; express,
:ss a. M; local ex press, 9aO a. M; mail,
$40 p. M; express, 3 p. m.
GOING soUTH-Mail, $40 n. m; express,
u 44p.m passenger, 4 :33 p. M; express, 10 10
p. N.
MAILS CLosE-North, 245 and 5 10 p. M;
South, 9IO a. M. and S 10 p. M; STAGE 3 OO
p. m.
See Central VT. timetable, elsewhere.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1893-04-21
METHODIST.
ROMAN CATHOLIC.

REV. j. NJ. GELOT, PASTOR.
This is the order of services in the r. G.
church commencing with Trinity sunday,
June o.
Mass at 10 80 a. IN. After Trinity, mass at al
ternate Sundays at and 10 30 q. IN. Bene-
dection and prayers every Sunday ut 80 p
m. Regular time tor catechism, 30 p. m.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1893-04-21

Regular communications the nrSl MONDAY
evening OF each month.
POTTER CHAPTER, NO. p, X. A. N.
W. H. Bre'oster, ". E. H. p.
Stated convocations the third Tuesday even
ing of each month.
MIDDLEBURY COUNCIL, NO. IA, r. AND S. M.
W. II. Bretcster, r. /. VI.
Stated assemblies the second Tuesday even
ing of each month.
MT. CALVARY COMMANDERY, NO. l, X. T.
Sir ". Fl. Kingsley, f. C.
Regular conclaves the fourth Wednesday OF
each month.
WIN. P. Russell POST, NO. 50, G. A. r.
j. H. Sargent, Commander.
Regular meetings the second and fourth
Wednesday evenings of each month.
CAMP A. s. TRACY, s. OF V.
ChaS. f. Rich, Captain.
Regular meeting the second and fourth Fri
day evenings OF each month.
GREEN MOUNTAIN LODGE, NO. S74, X. OF H.
W. N. CHShB,dn, Dictator.
Regular meetings the last Thursday evening
OF each month.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1893-04-21
THE FRATERNlTIES.

". C. Foote, ". g.: r. Il. Calhoun, y g.;
II. Il. peck, Secy.
Meetings every Friday evening at ! 80
O'Clock. Degree work every meeting Hall
in Overs block.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1893-04-21
CONGREGATIONAL
BAPTIST.

REV. Il. q. LYONS, PASTOR.
Sunday Services, 10 40 a. M; ''oo p III
Sunday school, IL 'OO H. -oo. -
Prayer-mee Getting, Thursday, tOO p H.
Y.P. S. G. f., sundays, q 100 p. NJ.
Seats free.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1893-04-21
Of Absorbing Interest.

The laborious researches Of
the young man shown in the
picture have made him old
beyond his years.
But he has the satisfaction
Of knowing that he sis in it"
We have recently received
some large invoices of staple
and fancy groceries, all Of
which are going at our usual
close prices.
We have some special drives
in Teas and Coffees also some
of the finest brands of canned
goods, such as Corn. Tomatoes,
Peas, Beans, Peaches, Pears,
Plums, Cherries, Etc.
Give us a call when you are
in want of goods in this line.
Very truly,
MARSHALL & co.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1893-04-21
THE CHURCHES.
ST. STEPHENS.

REV. THOMAS BELL, PASTOR.
Sunday school, II 10 p m.
FRIDAYS, ''oo p H.
Arizona republican., 1893-11-03

The Tempe hotel is the place to board
where you can get spring chicken for
breakfast.
Arizona republican., 1893-11-03
The South Side.
Tempe and Mesa.
MESA NOTES.
M. A. Grouse was in town yesterday.

NJ. A. Grouse was in town yesterday.
William johnson has just finished a
fine 81 800 brick house on his lot on the
corner of Fifth and B streets.
T. E. Pomeroy, of the firm of W. E.
Pomeroy & Co., of Mesa, went down to
the capital yesterday on business.
FL. Eichelberger of the Mesa Hard
ware store, spent the evening in Tempe
yesterday among his many friends.
A grand holiday was given the
students of the Mesa district school of
Mesa yesterday and nearly all of the
larger ones spent the day in the capital
attending the circus.
A. De Witt Lyon, the deputy chief of
the Ancient Order of Foresters, is in
Mesa again and is determined to or
ganize an order of that fraternity for
which he is receiving ample encourage
meut.
The Mesa Central Meat Market own
ed by A. Berkenkamp of Tempe, has
been sold to Edward Grey and Alois
Weller, who will continue the business
under the same name. They have cut
down little in prices of meat and will
AOiANCi w Cll pdl tS VI tAC
Henry Fowler of Phoenix, is spending
q few days in Mesa working up the bus
mess he and his brother have been en-
gagged in for the last few years. He
desires to let out hogs ON shares. He
has some OF the finest breed and will
let them out on easy terms to anyone
wanting them.
Carl Keller, the former manager OF
tn Central meat market of Mesa, will
start in few days for the home of his
parents in Germany. Mr.. Keller left
home several years ago and came to the
United States. He was in business in
California for few years and came
here three years ago and has been en-
gagged in the butcher business ever since
in Phoenix, Tempe and Mesa He is a
pleasant young man and makes friends
wherever he goes and will be missed
greatly while away.
One of Mesa's wild young men, last
night took rather too much tangle foot
became slightly tangled up in mind and
body. He seemed to think he was in
some great trouble and determined to
take his life that is swore he would
shoot himself. So he armed himself
with pistol and started out, evidently
desiring to make the killing as public as
possible. When coming opposite one
of his neighbors' house he fired too
shots one of which took effect in the
feshy part of his right leg. He then
crawled to the neighbours house and
took position on the porch and bid de-
fiance to all corners. Consta BILE Lewis
was summoned and after little par
Icing succeeded in capturing the
whiskey crazed lad and led him to jail.
Arizona republican., 1893-11-03

The Arlington market receives con-
Segment of fresh fish every Friday
morning,
Arizona republican., 1893-11-03
TEMPE ECHOES.

The Normal Zetetic society meets to
night at the Normal.
Agent Pete Corpstein, of the Blin1
Lumber company, is on the sick list.
The town was nearly deserted yester-
day. Nearly the whole populance was
attracted to Phoenix by the circus.
DIR. A. J. Chandler says that the big
dredger, now being built at the head oil
the Consolidated canal, will be ready to
make the earth fly in about one month.
DR.. G. A. scroggs. who was so favora-
bly, impressed with the possibilities Of
the Salt River valley about year ago,
has decided to locate in Tempe per-
manently, and will fit up suitable off
ces in the Daggs building.
W. FL. Thomas has returned from his
trip to the ella mountains after having
looked at some promising prospects,
and will leave for the old reliable Brad
ehaws in few days. Mr.. Thomas now
represents an English syndicate and is
always ready to examine any property
with more than a few thousands in
sight.
Tempe was almost unprotected yes
terday, and that at a time when protec-
ton to property was an absolute neces-
sity. Deputy Constable Calvillo was
the only officer in town and had a hard
time of it looking after the eight or ten
hobos that found their way here BY
hanging on to the tail of the circus.
At they came with the show, so will
they leave with it.
That exclusive organization of Tempe
known as the "wednesday Evening
Club" held its weekly meeting at the
residence of Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. N.
Gage on Wednesday evening last. 1t
was what the members called "Maga-
zine Evening"" SO the readings were
choice selections from our leading
magazines. Following was the pro-
gramme of the evening: Reading.
''Ingersoll ON the Chinese Question"
by Prof. A. H. Fulton. Violin and
Piano Duet, by Miss Lulu Sampson and
w. l.. Van Horn. Vocal colo. "a
Winters Lullaby" by Mrs. Geo. N.
Gage. Reading, ''Visitors at the
Worlds Colum bian Exposition" by
Mrs. Chas. 7. Springer. Mr.. W. l..
Van Horn as "News Boy" The mem
bership is restricted to twenty active
anu len honorary. Inc club meets at
the residence of Mr.. and Mrs. W. S.
Johnston on Wednesday evening next.
THE mercantile and armed natives
OF the world have 1,693, 900 seamen.
OF the seven full generals who were
IN the confederate army none are now
living.
The Pennsylvania national guard
VIII not visit the worlds fair, but will
hold the usual state encampment.
The officers of the Swedish navy are
considered as military officers, and in
full dress are obliged to wear spurs.
DR. DELAvAN BLooDGooD, U. S.N.,
who became widely known on account
OF his striking resemblance to the late
James G. Blaine, is to be retired in
August.
Arizona republican., 1893-11-03
stage Lines.
D. s. MAIL and STAGE Line.

Thomas and all points below will please take
the stage at Solomonville for Duncan on Mon
days, Wednesdays and Fridays at 7o'clock a. m
making close connection ut Duncan with the
train from Lordsburg to Clifton and Morenci
Also with the stage for Carlisle, New Mexico,
returning from Duncan to Solomonville on ar
rival of train from Clifton and stage from Car.
Isle on Tuesdays. Thursdays and Saturdays, ar
keep good corral at each end of the route.
This is short road free from dust and chuck
holes. Commercial men taken on any day OF
he week. NOAH GREEN,
Proprietor.
Arizona republican., 1893-11-03
1t viii Pay You Well.

Ladies please remember this. Now
do not forget because if you are in need
of millinery of any sort it may be worth
more than money to you. 1t may mean
com plete satisfaction in the choice of a
hat and that is great deal.
Mrs. R. A. Browns millinery store is
at the corner of Washington and
Fourth streets. 1t is revelation to
most customers upon their first visit.
She is now constantly receiving new
goods, such as pattern hats from the
east, and the latest and most stylish
trimmings of every description. A lot
Of pattern hats expected November 1.
Arizona republican., 1893-11-03
10 for White Hills Mining Camp

Tri-Weekly Stage Line.
Through in one day; s-passenger, 4-horse
thoroughbrace wagon; change horses at Cross
ranch and at Mountain Springs: leaves King.
man Monday. Wednesday and Friday at 7:SO a
m, and arrives at camp at p. m. same day.
Leaves White Hills Camp Tuesday, Thursday
and Saturday at a. NJ, and arrives at King.
man at p. m. same day.
Fare, 81; freight3c.
Shortest and most direct route to the New
White Hills mining camp. Stage Office at store
the W. Il. Taggart Mercantile company. Extra
conveyances on application.
CROSS & CO., Props,
Kingman, Ariz
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-03

Greet sltitud1s furnish . gymnssium
where the respiratory organs are compelled
TO be exercised, and, consequently become
larger and more efficient.
Altitude, also, prevents instead of inducing
hemorrhage, as was the old opinion. This
fact has been well established by experience
and observation.
Prof NJ. W. Harrington, chief of the q. q.
weather bureau, says:
Santa Fe lies in the driest part of the
United States. This region is extensive, but
changes in form from season to season,
Santa Fe is always in it, however.
THE WATERS OF SANTA rR.
Dr. i. Banter yice.presden. Of the
American Health Resort association SAYS:
ut is worth travelling miles to drink d
such waters as flow through this deep cut in
the mountains and supply the city of Santa
Fe for domestic purposes and for irrigation
of tho fruit farms. The water is absolutely
pure, cold and fresh from the melting
SHOWS above, or trickling from springs 10
the mountain side. 1t is free from all lime.
eIkali or other ingredients so very injurious
to the consumptive patient Such water b
great boon anywhere and at any time, but
here, where other features of sunshine and
pure air combine to produce IN idae!
clinats, It Is of special value"
STATISTICAL INFORMATION.
The annual temperature varies but little
from year to year. The following tables tell
the tale:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-03

j. N. Harris Fulton Market, New York
City, says:
81 have been using Brandreth's PILLS for
the last fifteen years. There is nothing
equal to them as blood purifiers and liver
regulators. But wish to state how re-
markably they cure rheumatism, and how
easily; was affected by rheumatism in
the legs. My business Wholesale fish
dealer) naturally leads me to damp places.
could not walk, and at night suffered
feerfully; tried balsams, sarsaparillas
and MI kinds of tinctures, but they did
me no good and l was afraid of being a
cripple. finally commenced using Bran
dreth's Pills. took two every night for
ten nights, then l began to improve.
continued taking them for forty days and
got entirely well. Now, whenever sick,
l take Brandreth's Pills. They never
Fail
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-03
Where to stop I'm chicago

The perplexing question which is every
day asked by people who desire to go to
Chicago to attend the Worlds fair u.s.
"Where are We going to stay when we get
theref" This is easily answered, and il
You will go to the ticket agent of the
Santa Fe, Mr.. w. NJ. Smith, no will tell
you.
Arrangements have been made for the
distribution by the Santa Fe company OF
pamphlet entitled "Homes for Visitors
to the Worlds Fair" This is q reliable
pamphlet containing the rames and ad-
dresses of about 5000 families who will
furnish accommodations to visitors from
May to October 81, 1898. The pamphlet
also contains sectional maps which will
enable the intending visitor to select any
quarter of the city that he would prefer
Correspondence can then be carried on
and definite arrangements made so that
when visitors arrive in Chicago they can
proceed at once to their quarters.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-03
Pretty Fair Hand.

There's very pious and difident young
man in Detroit who is so very sensitive that
a certain gentleman with good looking
daughter is forever teasing him on all sorts
of subjects, and the young fellow has never
been able to get even until now. The other
day the old one met the young one in a
crowd of men.
''Ah, my boy" he said, "you weren't at
the club last night?"
mo, sir" was the response, II was max
ing few calls"
"O-ho," laughed the old one, with great
significance, making calls, were your
What kind of hands did you hold'" and he
winked and laughed again and nudged the
young man in the ribs
Then the inspiration came to the young
man.
"They were just too lovely for anything"
he said, with SMILE "Your daughters
was one, for instance" And somehow the
old one hasn't felt so much like teasing the
pious young man since that.-Detroit Free
Press.