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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

The rrsecssss Association Believes
ths c.sises Are Unjsssiy fr>~sed

The frotccttss Association Believes
ths cssiss. Are Untnssiy fr>ased
fhe Dog Psotsctiss s~ociziion bald =
sassllnx n tbs p@riors q swsst's hotel
last sight % talk over TIE pfessnt legal
status u tbs intslllxsat canine Aboat
tssnty- i've dox fHneisrs were pressnt
kbs< Rec presided a. the nesting. snd
w. ID. PuEh acted - secretary. IL sas
the eoaesnsus q the meeting that the
present Tar lss - unjust and unsatis-
factory. A motiou % that eject Was
adopssd and = G. Whzrton. l. = Car
roll. {. IL kseey. Charles H. Annln and
W. Il Turner were zpIposnted a commit
tes % talk With the c0uncI eommittes
o. ordinances 20 80 Il soalsthing better
cannot Re afforded dog owners Some
of the 3rmbers present declared the
present oxdsnkncc 10 Be illegal Blanks
Tor dsscrfptiosa rf dogs were given 70
each q tbs member. 70 be filed out and
giseo 10 the secretary. In casa dog Is
lost this description viii assist IN ind
ing him.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

Aldermen Gezon. DeGrsaf, Mills.
Schmidt HaUs~r and Campbell the
SPECIAL committee appointed By the
coaacii &C. investigate the controversy
a. - iocstirg the acutmsuts for tue
Wealthy avenue bridge vii meet IN TIE
cauncii chamber next Wednesday night
ssd az eitsxsns and taxpayers interested
are invitrd - y rres~nt
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28
Precautlon Against Accidents.

As pFecaution against accidents. the
Consolidated Street Railway company
has issued orders 10 the motormen on
the Division street and Plainfeld ave
nue. line not TO run faster than sir miles
al hour On the South Division street
grade. from Maple street Dorth 10 Cakes
street IL - said q greater number of
accidents has occurred at that point
than on any line a tho systern.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28
GRAND RAPIDS HERALD SATURDAY MORNING OCTOBER % lsa

zesae a Paris ssrs arrested b Deputy
shsKln hoauzn yesterday neEning Ga a
ebarss q larcsny Ia the night tine. 4ad
TIE pnsoners ws<g consietsd n lssliee
holcoebs court They ssrs ssnteneed
- pay aEs q 30 ssGh add costs % tho
asaount of 81 fheT v><s ARRESTED Tor
sts4lsng tsn bashsis ~ potatoes iron
Aor2m Gorsy u fs<ik
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

Post r, Michigan Knights OF the Grip,
will hold meeting at Elk's hall this
evening at 100 o'clock. A large at
tendance in desired. Business OF i'm
portance will be brought before the post.
BY order Of the chairman.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

A matinee vii Re held on the Com.
stock track Tuesday afternoon. Amos
R3thboue viii send Cleveland 3 against
his rscord. Ain. \ match will
be arranged between Brown George
aud Maud Adair. There vii be running
races and q steeple chase. and 3 r
DeNries viii exhibit he recently pur.
chased crack saddle horse
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

J. Dickerson. Watkins avenue. typhoid
fever. Ida Bond. No 10 Calder street.
measles Fred and John Blickle. No.
50 Seward street, typhoid fever. George
Crippen. No. 3S9 Turner street, typhoid
fever.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28
burial Permits
Anna 8. Rose. No. "a Michigan street

Do not neglect disorders OF the kid
neys and liver. Hoods Sarsaparilla is
Just the remedy To rouse the important
organs TO healthy and regular action.
Give il trial now.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

Secretary Whitney q the Vest Michl
gas Fair association announces that the
special premiun isfer-d 20 weekly news.
paDers " y a Biosixsfs for the 1877
rui.ces It ths fsir The nr.f premium.
80 = awarded 20 tie whitehsli Fn-uua
The secand fia - he Cadillac Ness
and Expres~. ths third- tta b The IA
venna Tines
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28
Take your baths at Jackson's-l5c.

Having purchased the Grand Rapids
Book Bindery tablets on a mortgage
sale. we are closing them out at great
sacrifice WYKEs & BURNS.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

Save money by buying tablets at the
Wykes & Burns tablet sale.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

OK An o. Chicago aud return tonight;
o. win q. X a I. train leaving at
II - p. m. and for all trains every day
this week
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

Do not fail to attend the tablet sale at
Wykes a. Burns.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

Wa neryse unstrucg ard Heals tAzg
ache
WISE eomsn Btosno ssitaer taka
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28
Chry.an,hemum Show.

Saturday morning. Oct 18th. Don't
miss il. Invite your frienos TO Browns
Seed Stofe. "a and 10 North Division
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

Everyday excursions 10 Chicago via
G.. Il w. NJ. $40 every day.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

Every cay excursions 10 Chicago via
G. & W. N. $40 every day.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

P5 An 10 Chicago and return tonight.
o0'f0 via q. X 4 l. train leaving at
li.2D p. ul and for all trains every day
this week.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

f6 An 20 Chicago and return tonight.
o0.f via q. X 4 l. train leaving at
IL % p n and FOR all trims every day
this yeek
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28

Everyday excuraions to Chicago via
G. 4 w. VI. $40 every day.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-10-28
a New pne Remedy

Everyday excursions to Chicago via
G. 4 ". NJ. $40 every day.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
Before Break fast.

How many Uf the fortunate people
who enjoy their steak and rolls at
eight or nine o'clock in the morning
ever think of the working world
which has its breakfast before day.
light that great city may be fed?
The fruits and vegetables which are
nightly conveyed to the business GEN.
tiers make sight we'll worth seeing.
Most of the farmers wagons are in
the market square by IL O'Clock; the
horses are unhitched, and the wagons,
with their loads of green vegetables,
are covered with heavy canvas. The
array might pass for quartermaster's
train of an army. At midnight the
busiest places in the neighborhood
are the different saloons and restaur.
ants. They are deserted in the day.
time. The gray dawn OF morning
hnds the farmers eager and ready tor
their customers The canvas cover
ings are thrown of, punches of vege-
tables are sprinkled and freshened by
water, BOXES, and barrels of green
stuff are raised up so as to make dis
play. Now the buyers, mostly COM
mission men and grocers, begin to
put in an appearance. They are the
regular customers of the farmers.
The grocer gathers IA load from differ
ept wagons: potatoes from one, corn
from another, lettuce from third.
and so on till they have days sup.
ply. AS the morning hours pass
prices go down with startling irre.u-
larity. The farmers do not want any
stuff left over. Here is the oppor.
tunty of the spectator and street
vender They take advantage OF
forced sales from farmers who have
perishable stuff on their hands. This
explains why the street vender is seen
later that same morning going along
the streets, accompanied by duet of
yells which indicates strawberries.
radishes, potatoes, rhubarb, and as
paragus at prices which must put the
corner groceryman to shame and
tears. And this is one way in which
the ''other half'' works. Thousands
OF toilers are ready to go to sleep for
the day when the I o'clock whistle
summons other thousands to work.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
The Clocks OF Paris.

The public clocks of Paris! They
are as innumerable as the puff balls
OF the "what's-o'clock," whose tiny
moons mingle with the gold star of
the dandelions which intrude on a
summer lawn. But the Oldest CT
them all and, indeed of all France,
is ahis great ornamental clock on the
tower of the Palais de Justice. Its
date is 1870.
1t is best seen from the flower
market. on what the people call the
Little Island or lie de la Cite. re-
Gently described by Theodore Child
as "a sort of acrOpolis or secret en-
closure devoted to great public monu-
ments."
Imagine yourself, then knee deep
among the flowers that crowd the
quai to which they give their name.
One could forget time altogether in
such perfect surrounding of light
form and color, were it not for the
near and sonorous striking of the
clock.
Ever quarter of an hour this me-
mento mort strikes from the clock
tower OF the Palais de Justice.
Surely but hair divides beautiful
things from sad, yet the bell is an
unwelcome intrusion to happy
thoughts and the lazy content in
splred on summer morning like
this, for
What boots It to repeat
How time is slipping underneath our feet.
Unborn tomorrow and dead yesterday
Why fret about them if to-day be sweet,
But the sound is persistent, and
finally we wait for it as expectantly
as II it were the old clock at home
keeping Us awake at nigAt with its
chimes, and slowly, reluctantly, like
the guest turning from the wedding
feast, we walk towards this ancient
mariner to hear what he has to say.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
WHEN I AM GONE

WEN am gone, you1l often SIGH
Ard say, with fearful droopine eve
how sweet she wac how good AMI true
1et now our paths together Law.
A91 am with you every day,
nave no value, dear to YOU.
Wnon am gone, the foolish tongue
Wnacn all these years has laughed and sung,
And talked with such hearty will,
Wlu weave round you tender spell,
Ana you will find you love me we'll
When am lying cold and still.
When / am gone. the little ways
which helped to pass the weary days,
And brighten life for you and me,
val not seem foolish any more
Dut you will tell them o'er and DER
When my t. rel face no more you soc.
Wbon am gone. you IL often miss,
lhc loving smile the tender kiss.
30 lightly asked. SO lightly won,
And all the careless things I've said
viii be,forgotten when I'm dead,
And from your saddened life have gone.
You'll love me then. hut nh my dear
Do try TO show me while I'm hero
The love you hide 80 desp
hunger for your pleasant words
Your cold looks pierce NV heart like swords
And often mako me weep.
shall not care in future year.,
About the pr sent smiles or tears,
But now my heart il sore
So why repress tbs tender love-
lneed, till to new worlds above,
I've gone forever moro
Inter Ocean.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
Alas!

Lawyers continue to make life n
burden to witnesses by asking awk.
ward questions and insisting upon re.
plies. Life records one of the latest
instances
'Do l understand you to say" said
the attorney for the state, looking
hard at the principal witness, "that
upon hearing noise in the hall Won
rose quickly, lit candle and went to
the head Of the stairs; that burglar
was at the foot OF the stairs, and you
did lot see him? Are you blind?.
"Must l tell the truth?" stam-
mered the witness blushing to the
roots of his hair.
''The whole truth" was the stern
reply.
Then" replied the witness. brush.
Ing aside his damp clinging locks,
and wiping the perspiration from his
clamny brow, my wife was ia front
of me-"
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
SURGERY UPON CI4INAMEN.
Their FOrtitude Under the Knife-Alcoh0l
in the Celestial Empire.

Their Fortitude Under the Knife-Alcohol
in the Celestial Empire.
The fortitude and endurance Of
Chinaman under the surgeons knife
have long been known. The traits
are of course less noticeable now than
in the days anterior to the age OF
chlorO TOrm, but even now they are
frequently put to the test in circum-
stances where the surgeons in isOlat d
situations are compelled to undertake
operations uhaided, or where other
wise tho exhibition OF chloroform is
contra-indicated and in the minor
operations Of surgery. When SO
tested the Chinaman will endure
without tlinching degree of pain
that to the more highly developed
nervous syst m of the Westerner
would he well-nigh Impossible. 1.-THE
fact is to be discounted that in
the case of the poorer Chinese a
prolonged course of low living and
practical starvation has frequently
added its results to the original
are doing their best or wOrst) before
the case is submitted to the Western
surgeon, and this materially affects
the progress of many Of our patients"
DR.. John c. Thomson of Hong Kong,
writes in the China Medical Mission
airy Journal, '.but, other things be-
ing equal, recovery and convalescence
are very much more rapid and com.
plete in the average Chinaman than
in the average Englishman. Reasons
for this difference are not entirely
obvious, but the opinion may be haz.
arded that the simpler feeding hab-
its of the Chinese and their equable
mental constitution form at least
some of the causes of the higher vi
tality Of their tissues The popu-
larly accepted notion that the China
man lives on rice is indeed very far
from the truth. since even the poor
est manage to add few green
vegetables and little fish or pork to
the rice, which is the staple national
diet, but, taken all round, the China
mans food is certainly more simple
and probably more nutritious than
the food of an Englishman under
analogous circumstances. His use OF
alcohol is also much less injurious to
his tissue than its use by large pro-
portion of Europeans The native
spirit, salnshoo, is very extensively
consumed, but 1T is invariably in
minute quantities and never except
ing with meals, intoxication being
thing practically unknown in China
The tranquility of the Chinese mind
is proverbial A Chinaman is never
in a hurry. Provided be be given
a hope 81 ultimate relief It rarely
matters to him whether his stay
in the hospital is to extend. owe:
a week or month. and this absence
OF all worry probably goes far, along
with other facts have stated, to &C
count for the kindly reaction of his
tissues under the surgeons knife"
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
Broken.

Little Madge was in trouble. She
came crying into the house, her lit.
tie apron gathered up in one hand,
as il to preserve some most precious
relic
"lve b'oke my smellin'- bottle"
she sObbed. lifting tear-wet implor.
ing eyes to my face
'Your smelling bottle" re.
peated. II didn't know you had one
Where are the pieces?"
She held open her apron, and what
do you think lay therea The scat
tered petals of a rose. This was her
too-aged smelling BOTTLE" and
while she was using it it had fallen
apart
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13

ana ne was nOrrl0eQ. IdkluR Ln0
key he went with us to the house. 1t
was dark and stuffy inside Is If the
house had not been opened for weeks.
We went upstairs to the back room.
l must confess to tremOr as we
opened the door. ! struck match
and lit the half burned candle on the
table. The room was just as had
left it. There was my hat on tho
table. the bullet hole in the wall, but
the vaIise and the red-haired man
were gone
While the policeman was examin-
ing the room sat down on the chair
overcome by that strange sensation of
exhaustion. Death seemed to be in
the atmosphere OF the place, and l
believe it was the effect of the cigar
which had been given me, that it had
been poisoned.
The policeman and the baker made
a thorough search but could discern
no clue. The rest of the house was
vacant, and evidently no other room
had ever been occupied. 1t was the
mans intention to lure me to this
place merely to get my signature, and,
evidently, to make away with me
afterwards
The policeman reused me from my
torpor. took down the particulars OF
the affair, the appearance OF the man
and my address but said there was no
hope of ever finding him.
made my way to my own room
about o'clock in the morning and
without undressing, threw myself on
the bed like log, to sleep off the ef-
feet OF the drugged cigar.
1t was late in the afternoon of the
following day when l awoke, and in.
tenseiy hot. went to the window
and sat down to think over the events
OF the evening before. AS Ibid SO l
remembered where had first seen
that 'man-at the window of the
house back.
Looking over saw sitting at that
identical basement window, writing.
that very same red-bearded rascal
and would-be murderer. watched
him closely and saw how easy it
would be for me to jump out of nv
window. run across the courtyard and
oCILC lIIul.
Looking around to see il there was
a man in sight to come to my assist.
ance in the struggle, a sense of coin
cidence Overcame me. Everything
was the same as it had been that first
afternoon when l saw him. The
yellow-haired woman was lifting up
the top OF the box out of the window
aud calling out:
Maggie. I've a great mind not to
bring you the potatoes I've been
calling you for ten minutes"
l looked on my lap. There was the
paper on which had scrubbed my
name. 1t had never blown away"
Jack paused and walked toward
the door. The men looked at him
breathlessly
''Well? and the house?"
"And the .orger?"
And the drugged cigar" asked
one after another.
"All dream. Never was any
house or any forger or any cigar"
said Jack doggedly with a grin. Il
told you fellows you wouldn't like
the end but you would have it,"
He looked around. The hoax was
beginning to turn on them.
Good bye, l must CO." he said,
escaping through the door just in
time to miss a paper cutter which
Greer aimed at his head. Free Press.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
At 1t Already.

Tramp-Couldn't you give me a
few cents, ma'am? Woman-What
will you do with it9 Buy whisky 7
suppose. Tramp-No. ma'am: Pm
collecting money for the Duke of
Neragua. -Exchange.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
Insulting the Irish.

Brogan-Thim keepers at the Zoo
IL the park beyant do kape on in
sooltin' the Oirish. Hogan-Have
they been givin' more av de bastes
Oirish names? Brogan-No, they
dar's MT do thot; but l heard wan av
thin say that the bea,s hibernate in
cOwld weather Puck.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13

Crane Pitt-This is the Stock Ell.
change, uncle. The seat, here some
times sell for as high as twenty
thousand dollars. Uncle Silas -
Twenty thousand dollars fer seat!
Phew! Them fellers down there
pears to have some sense; most of
'em are standing up.-Puck.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
How Awful,

Mrs De Fashion-The papers are
again limiting of war in Europe.
Mrs. De Style-That would be ter
rible. Mrs De Fashion-Perfectl
dreadful! We'd have to stay at home
this summer New York Weekly.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
1t Had That Look.

'This note from the editor" said
Spaceryt, 'looks to me very much
like freeze-out "What does he
say?" asked the Office Toy, "Here-
after he wants me to do yachting in
winter and skating contests in sum-
mer" PUCK.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
For Advertising Furnaces.

Proprietor Of Seaside Hotel-Aren't
you a rather heavy drinker? News
paper Correspondent-Yes. lean take
my share. Proprietor-Well, this re-
sort needs some advertising, and il a
little caoa will enable you to catch
sight of terrible-looking ea-serpent,
I'm prepared to furnish TRAY
mond's Monthly.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
Or BE a Typewriteress.

Mother-For mercy's sake, child,
what 40 you expect to do in the
world? You can't cook nor sew nor
teach school and you are not an
helress; what can you do? Daughter
We'll, mother, l can get married,
can't I9-TeXas Siftings.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
A Liar.

Hobbs ito friend at Stuffen's 'uuick
lunch'D-l' say, hobbs. how's bust
ness? Nobbs-Great. Never saw
such rush. No time to sleep and
way behind on meals. That was day.
before Yesterdays lunch l just fin.
ished. Life.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
A Cyclone.

Algy-We had a howible WOW at
the club last night, doncherknow.
Cholly-What the doose was up?
Algy-Why Dicky tore Dolly's but
tonhole out Of his coat and Dolly
bwoke Dickv's eyeglass. 1t was a
scene of awful violence Cholly-
Did either of them die?-Drake's
Magazine.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
Executive Clemcncv-

lyon have wronged me deeply. u
said a Chicago man to his aefamer:
"such infamy can never be pardoned. ,
"Iou forget that Altgeld is still
Governor" was the reply. Puck.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
Gaunt Poverty.

Dolan-Surc, ould England's goin'
down fasht. It's poverty-stric6en they
are! Dooley-Is thot so? Dolan-I
how it in black an white. Tn paper
says only wan person in wan hoonderd
an siventy. tloive gifts arrested for
drunkenness in whole yeaE-Puck.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13

Visitor-So your brother is taking
lessons on the violin. Is he making
progress? Little Girl-Yes'm; he's
got so now we can tell whether no is
tuning or playing. Good News
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
Heavy.

1t was the first she had ever baked
and she said proudly: Don't you
think could 60 into the bread bust
ness" "My dear" answered the hus-
band. gently. iii they sold bread by
weight you'd make your fortune
Exchange.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
Laid Aside for Summer.

Missionary-Here you are mas
sacreing people after the old sinful
fashion. Have you renounced Christ.
ianity? Aborigine--Oh, dear, no. l
was only taking summer vacation.
Puck.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
A Conservative Estimate of Himself.

"Reginald," said the young mans
father. 'you couldn't earn your salt. "
'Oh. yes l could, father" he replied,
complacently, and after some thought
he added, "but l might have to fall
back on you for the peppah. DE
trOit Free Press.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
His Lawful Business,

Police Judge What's your occupa-
tion? Prisoner-I'se a game.pro.
tector, sab. Judge-Eh? What
brought you into a gambling-house?
frisoner-Mah business, sab. l
watches at de peep-hole. Truth.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
The Cruel Fair.

'He is breaking his heart about
her. land she won't have him?n
"No." 81 suppose she is sorry for
him." "Sorry! Why, man, she is
just tickled over it."-New York
Press.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
The Exception.

'Our tavcher says that livery man
should thry to get to the top" said
little Micky Dolan "Thrue for the
taycher," responded Mickey's father,
confess yez happen to be starting to
dig well. "-Washington Star.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13

He-Don't you think it is wrong
Tor people to marry their intellectual
interiors: She-Yes, always wrong,
and in some cases quite impossible
ROSeleat
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
just as Bad in Private Lite.

| The worst species of cowardice in
public life is displayed by the indi.
vldual who stubbornly sticks to it
when he is wrong-New York World.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13
LET Us ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM THE PENS OF
VARIOUS HUMORiSTS.

Pleasant Incidents Occurring the World
Over-Sayings that Are Cheerful to the
Old or YOung-Funny Selections that
Everybody VIII Enjoy Reading.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13

Mrs. Feeney-Hov yez no wur-rk
yit, Mr.. Murphy? Mr.. Murphy-Od
hov frum Monday marnin' fer Mr..
Fair. He said he wud give me six
dollars wake an ate me, or nine
dollars wake an OF ate mcsilf.-
Judge.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-13

THE cold storage business has as.
sumed enormous proportions in large
cities. In measure eating ice cream
is cold storage.