Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-06-21
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which tried men souls found some OF
them guilty Buffalo Courier.
ENTER June, the month of fishing;
and likewise of brides who have sue
cessfully angled.- PHILADELPHIA Record.
Ii is the circus clown who realizes in
the most practical manner what it is to
have a large circle of admirers Wash
lngtOn Star.
A MAN is always more truthful in his
opinion of his second baby than of his
first. Women call it more brutal
1tchison Globe.
WHEN Fogg has run upstairs and ar
rives at the top out of breath, he very
properly refers to his pneumatic tire
Boston Transcript.
UNDER the present commissioner
rulings the Pension Bureau is not likely
to be SO much a chest of drawers as it
was.-Pbjladelphia Times
Most of the gold now going abroad
will probably make more or less pro-
longed trips in the buy-ways of Europe
and then return PHILADELPHIA Times.
Eyes, | may take a few summer board
ers this year." replied the old farmer
after asking for pound of reg lar saler-
atus, 'but I'm goin' to hev fair under
standin' in the outset "AbOut what 30
and cream and sich, but particularly as
to sleepin' We took an artist from
New York last summer who upset the
hull house when he found he was to
sleep with the hired man, and | actual
ly believe he kept governor from en-
gagin' with us at 81 a week and Washin'
and mendin' throwed in. ''-Detroit Free
Press
Crow birds, as usual, will soon be
holding their summer Chatter-caws in
the woods.-Pjcag,me.
Il DIDN'T know it was so late" said
the volcano, awaking from it's long
slumber; 81 must start my fire. Glib
cagO Tribune.
The mite that the Anarchist is willing
to contribute for the promotion of his
cause is dynamite Detroit Free Press.
AMBITION is balloon which carries no
parachute. Elmira Gazette.
''THIs butter" said Cholly, ewing the
waiter severely, ''tastes old and strong.
1t must have been made from sour
milk. . Chicago Tribune
DID you ever get back the umbrella
you lent Robinson" Yes" How ?"
Il borrowed it again" ''From Robin
SOM" ''No, from the man he lent it
to. "-4lbapy Journal.
FOND HUSBANDS Sweetest, you are
an angel" Pretty Wife-|'I don't want
ever to be an angel" Fond Husband
"Why?' Pretty Wife-''Because l
have found that feathers are not becom-
ing to me. '-Pitsburq BuHaja-
JoHNNY-"Did you hear about that
boy who has been missing for a week ?"
Aunt Mary-"No Tell me about it. :"
Johnny there is nothing to tell,
except that he is now at the foot of his
class" -Bost0n Courier
ARE you willing to invest money in
my aerial navigation scheme ?' he
asked. "No." 'You can't deny it
looks all right on paper That's
true; but 1 don't propose to get stuck
on any fly paper. y HoshingtoR Star,
ED1roR-"How is the society reporter
getting along at police headquarters ?"
City EditOr-'First class. He wrote up
an inquest to-day and gave the names
of the jurors as among the must dis
tinguished persons present ''-Patck.
THE POINT OF V1Ew-4'Tennis is a
splendid game, don't you think so, Miss
Hlghhyer ?' Eyes, indeed; my broth
er Tom, who is great on foot ball, you
know, says tennis is simply immense
for girls and buffers ''-BoSton Beacon.
MAMMA" said little Harry, aged Z,
lis papa Mr.. James L. Davis, senior ?''
''are you Mrs. James L. Davis, senior ?''
yes" answered his mother again.
"Then if l am Mr.. James /. Davis,
junior, where is Mrs James /. Davis,
junior ?''-Kdte Fields Washington.
1t is strange how quickly cup o
cold coffee will make a guest hot--HoteE
World
WHEN old ocean is in for a ''high
time" there is sure to be raid on bars
-YO1akers Gazette.
The miracle about the tippler's head
is that the less there is Of it the more
apt it is to 60 round.-EEnajrG Gazette.
A SAUSAGE machine exploded in a
Manayunk butcher shop and a
meateoric shower ensued.-PAiJadelphid
Record.
OPENwORK hose may be popular with
fashionable damsels, but good fire de-
partment will have none of it.-LOWeU
Courier
SHE-''What return did you get from
the contribution you send to that liter
airy journal ?" Re-''The manuscript"
Detroit Free Press.
To CONSTANT RtADLR.-No, the issuing
of marriage licenses was not prohibited
by the law forbidding the sale of lottery
tickets.-BufdIO Courier.
EXCELLENT wrapping paper is now
made from the stalk of the banana
plant. The peel will go on making
those who inadvertently step on it rap
sidewalks. Philadelphia Ledger.
The lean pig is the one that squeals
the most. Let the fault-fnder make a
te.-Rdm's Horn
"WHAT sort of a girl is she?" ooh,
she is a miss with a mission" ''Ah ~
And her mission is seeking man with
mansion. life.
HoUsEKEEPER-''Why don't you 60 to
work, you lazy vagabond ?" Tramp
Lazy, mum? Do you call a man wot
tramps from here to San Francisco and
back, year in an year out, lazy? |
think, mum, gents like me displays
considerable energy" = NeW York
Weekly.
The First Stove.
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