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The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25
Didn't Get II After All.

Can you loan me match, my good
mani" inquired an elderly man Of IL Bread
way driver ON the down town trip yestcr,
day morning ut about 10 o'clock. The old
gentleman had taken out frpma well filled
case II splendid twenty five cent cigar. and
the driver noted that there We're others IN
the oxi,lized silver pocket ease.
why, ccrtainly--cheerfullv sir, assn re
You" returned the politically polite man
of the reiu>. AMI he fsheI around with
one hand for IA match, presently hanGling
the old man several of them. More thanks
l'rofuse paliteneSs OH the drivers part.
who snitfs the aroma Of the cigar with evi-
dent delight, Il don't get mach chance to
snoke-at the dinner hour smoke n cigar
occasionally. Cor lots OF gentlemen, ~ you
have done, get light OF ME and then in.
sist upon giving me Il cigar"
But the smoker WIS ohtuse OF course
the obliger resumed. Il never expect any
thing of the kind. but they will insist upon
it,"
"Uhr' from the preoccupied smoker
IT'S odd, don't you think that for every
light ever gave passenger on this plat
form got cigar in returns"
Quite odd"
Il finally learned to always carry matches.
AA4RA I 81 CAsti -bsR4 N4llNNSN CN cry tllN.
The old man was looking AT the Diana
weather vane.
so far. today. haven't gotten my
lunch time cigar. OF course. all sentiment
aside. rather expect these returuS of il
vors."
More silence
in fact, it's i business m&tter-it's 20
likeness for revenue only. one might say
When IL man wants II li-.ht real bad -;tS for
Il mere ILLUSTRATION, you yourself did Just
now-it ought To he worth Il good cigar Tor
him. don't you think"
"nou btleSs'
We'll now, my dear sir you will p1rdou
me for being plaza. but lave you gooct
cigar about you,"
Yes, have several GOOD ones in mv
pocket. What's that gol 10 10 with II.
| this talk OF yours
And the remainder of the ride down busy
Broadway WAS IN ,ilenee-icy, icy silence =
New York World.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25

Alexander Dumas, Jr., writes rs fol
lows: My father possessed extraordinary
strength of muscle, evidence OF which hal
for the first time when about fourteen or
fifteen years OF age. One day he took me
to the GyCln1sc. As we came out OF the
theater it was raining cats and dogs
followed him to 4 solitary cab. which was
standing on the boulevard. He gave
his address to the driver, who stool beside
his cab, and we were about TO get in when
the man put his hand on the door, saying:
I'm not going to stir from the spot in
this weather under live francs y fare
''NOu won't. eh.'
"'No'
For the first, second and last time
"Cab5y made no reply, but stood there
with his hand on the door. Then my fal
Their get hold Of the man around the mid
die, lifted him from the ground. hoi>te,i
him on his seat and said, Perhaps you'll
60 now
And stepping into the carriage he said
10 me, Remember in future how you ar.
to deal with refractory cabmen.'
Il skill fancy see that cabby with hi,
heavy cloak, NIL Of i heap, jerkct up in,t
the air like feather ana Topping down OF
the seat like II lump of le;Id.p
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25
TOMORROW.

tomorrow will live nrisht. tomorrow
lie whispered his heart he sank to rest.
Il will know M mnrc OF remor>e and sorruw,
And the safety OF pleasures quest"
Then. across the silence. an ceric laughter
Quivered aud gursled rs lie sank to rest:
"Not tomorrow, sweet youth. nor the day aftct
Tomorrow viii you forsako sweet ple,rsure's
quest"
~Tomorruw will we'd my love: tomorrow
lie whisrcrsi his heart rs he sank to rest.
"lli begin nrisht-nor re,norse nor sorrow
Shall ever esabittcr fond loves sweet quest. :"
Then quivcrc'i and ,ursleI an ccrie laughter:
Love Oft brings sorrow to its winners
breast,
Not tomorrow. bravo man, nor the day after
Tomorrow will you attain fond loves sweet
quest"
Tomorrow, they say. will die: tomorrow"
lie whispered his soul. in sad unrest.
lit may all then come risht-all sin and sor.
row
And end life's fever in pleasures quest"
Then. across the silence. an ccrie laughter
Ouivered and eursled In sad unrest:
Not tomorrow, Old man. nor the day after
Tomorrow will lte desist FROM pleasures
quest"
Mary V. waithaIi in Akansaw Traveller
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25

This is u tale told by Mr.. Sydney Gedge
NJ. p, who il COOL looking enough to af
ford To tell it, He w,s contesting u con
s;itnency against Mr.. Cyril Flower. m |
III the course Of his personal canvass liz
visited "A hou~e where only the good wife
wis mt home. After little conversation
she promised him all her influence Il anl
glad to know" said he calamity. "thu,
the lalies will support me. | was afraid
that my opponent would have them all
becau~e, you know. lac il the hand @0rncS;
man In the hOuse Df commons" The poor
woman, unconscious Of oiTeuse gszed OK
pre~sively full in the candidates face and
answered. All. sir lut I'm no, one ol
them ~ takes any notice ~ good looks
ILLUSTRATED London News
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25

There nre many rivers which have q sui
lcicnt element Of the marvellous to admit
them into categories Of the wonderful
Algeria, Spain and India. for instance, each
have rivers within their borders which arr
composed-nOt 81 water. but Of ink. That
IN Algeria il water until after the union oi
two OF its principal tributaries. one oi
which flows through n country strongly
impregnntcd with iron. the other come
from peat boy. The chemical action o.
the iron Oh the yalIic acid from the pcu'
makes n beautiful writing 0uid. st. iDui'
Republic.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25
sNoeseRY IRIS OWN REWARD.
An Interesting Story Of . Story Which
EepOrter Did Not Print

An Interesting Story Of . Story Which .
Reporter Did Not Print.
Snohbery Is its own reward In an embar-
RAISING way for the snob very often, and
no one sees moro frequent Illustrations Of
the fact than tho reporter.
have ia mind little comedy Of an even
Ing last week. a man whose name had
been in print now and then because once
he held petty public Office was concerned
in an action at law by which his landlord
sought to recover arrears of rent. The petty
,x-oflicial is u dapper little fellow Of some
social pretensions a reporter was sent to
him for particulars of the landlords action.
The doorbell at the brownstone where
the little ex-ofiicial lives was answered by n
10y in uniform, literally brass buttoned.
Young Buttons bore the reporters card to
inner regions ct the rear Of the hall, whence.
through an open door. came sounds of q
dinner party. Also the following. after
Buttons had brought In tho card:
~ rerorterl What the deuce can the
fellow wants" This in the tones Of tho ex-
official, lord and master
What, A horrid reportcr'" in a fem
mime voice, evidently that Of the lady Of
the house. Don't see him, dear. Send
the boy back to ask his business"
PLEASE say" observed the reporter quiet
ly when Buttons brought back the mes
sage, tibet l was sent to ask about the
landlords suit to recover rent"
Buttons marched back, and an instant
later in a voice that could DC heard all over
the house a. well as by all the guests came
the announcements:
"lle wants to know why yer haven't paid
yer rent and ere bein sued fer it!'
In half the time il takes to write it the
eX-oilicial little snob, his face abnornally
red from contrast with his evening dress,
was out in the hall.
My dear sir" he splnttcrcd out, II re-
ally must beg your pardon; didn't under
stand etc, and then in u stage whisper
he explained that lit was all mistake
about that suit for rent; merely u misunder-
standing, would be Gnicably adjusted"
and much more in the same strain. When
the reporter. after listening COURTHOUSE, ,
had obtained the necessary facts, he r.
turned 70 his office and wrote an iusigni.i-
cant paragraph about the matter, and OF
coarse Titho.t reference to the comeLy Of
the evening. New York Herald.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25

An act II heroisrn was performed By John
Davis, GuEVcr's mate on board the Vall-7
City If the Federal fec; OF Cape II.ttcro
CVrIas; tie var. \ shell entered tho r1as...-
zinc IL the sr5? cud c~plotIed, scttin.; Grr
to the wood" rlS. An oFen barrel If gun
powder st"oI in the midst Of tie flames,
with s. arks dropping aLout. At any mo-
meat an c".lGsiCG might occur which
would sbat;-r the vessel to Fragments.
Men s-raHk D..c.., expecting every nome ..
10 bc tE'ir LIT. John DAVIS threw lims, II
CcTcss he oI' - ctd 81 the barrel. and ~,
BIS LcGy oo'resd tic dangerous epic vs
int! TIE Ere "ss put cut.-Cor. New Work
Press.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25
FAN AND WIDE.

Not on this broad continent alone, but In ma
tariai breeding tropical regions, In Guatemala
Mexico, south America, the lsthmuso OF PAhams
and slsew here, Hostetter's Stomach bitters ~
fords TO inhabitants and solourners protection
against malaria. The miner, the freshly arrived
immigrant, the tiller of the virgin soil newly
robbed OF its forests by the axe of the pioneer
nnd in the superb anti-febrile specific pre-
server against The poisonous mia ma which IL
vast districts rich In natural resources Is ye
fertile in disease. Ii anuihilaIes disorders o.
the stomach, liver and bowels, fortihes thoss
who use it against rheumatic ailments oreo
aud ostered by outdoor exereite, iuIuses geitlh
warmth into frame chilled by rigorous tem
perature, nd robs OF the ir pow, to barr morn
lug aud evening mtsts aud vapors lee n WIN
hurtfulne>s; strengthens the weak, und con
quers Incl plent kidney trouble.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25

Is splendid place for people with well
lungs, but thousands OF people III thai
condition cannot p sslbly 90 to Colorado
There is not one, however, who eahho
keep supply OF ALLcocS's fnEous fLAs
rERs. The moment any one feels that ne
la, taken cold one OF these world reI"Nneu
Z, AsrhR, should he put ON the back De
twe- n The shoulder blades, and another OF
the chest.
these will serve two purposes. THEY
will protect the delicate Lungs, and VA
also relieve the congestion occasluned ol
the cold.
ALLCrcE's poRoUs PLAsTERs keep th'
pores OF the skin open, and assist natu'
III her remedial work. They neither bdri
nor blister and can be Worn Without thu
81 ghtest inconvenience.
BsANuREtu's tihLs cleanse the system.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25

The Indians already enlisted In the
h'tch states army ar" much pleased with
tle 'crvice. They Urr uniformed exnct (,
IKE the white soldiers: they receive the
same rations, cook their food in the sam.
way and are treated in all respects like
their white comrsuIcs.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25
The Truth About Some Orations

There is great deal of satisfaction"
she said sweetly, IN delivering your com.
mencemcnt address in Latin"
Why"
"Because II you happen to forget any II
It you can 70 in and improvise without any
body's knowing the difference. Washing
to- Star.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25

Germany, like England. has high eni
grafton rae. hut IA spite ~ that she mi,i-
more than tHICc ~ much to her popula
ton ~ Que year ~ France ndda in five
years The population Of the German en-
pre- - how greater hy ten millions than
the population Of France.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25

Coal tar, formerly considered waste
and regular nuisance to gas workers, IL
nOw utilized - one Of the most valuable
color producers. Chemists have extracted
from it sixteen shade. OF blue, sixteen OF
yellow, twelve Of Grunge. nine of violet. be-
sides shades 81 other coinrs too nun,erou,
TO mention. ~; l1;Ii- i,.yrblic.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25

From the small island II St Eil,in. ofT
Scotland. 2O,on young 9annets and an i'm
mense nnnrOtr Ut eggs are annually col
lecte'l. and although this bird lays only
one egg per annum, and Is four years ia at
tanning maturity, its numbers do not Iii
rninisl. -LOudon speaker.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25

ElectrAtty is now being used In mining.
Tor Fcntil"tin2. pumping, lighting. signal
ing "ihsHrfnce hauling, hoisting. surface
transportation, undertaking. drilling,
thannelins. blasting. crushing. separating
and clearing.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25

The Ceylonosc believe that the moon and
sun are wor"ing at cross purppecs thai
part OF tho time the sun II ,!rnupiuu the
moon across the SKY and that nftcrwar,l
inc moon takes lcr turn ut pulling the srIr,
about IA she pleascs.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25
A Clock over Two Hundred Year, Old.

Among other OLD fashioned clocks sold in
London WAS one made about lG1I, in solid
brass cirsc. by Windmill. Of I.nndun, who
Is reputed 10 have been one Of the most
famous makers Of the late Seveutecth aud
early Eighteenth centuries. This speui
men is in going order philadelphia Led
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25
STATE Of ONO. CITY or roLspo

STATE OF OHto, CRY oF TOLEDO a..
IUCAs t'UNrI.
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he y tn
senior partner II tut utm ~ ;. } thtNEf / 60.
doing business ia the q Ut tul -tn, county
STATE alure- aid, and that aid tjrm Will pay IA
sum OF ONE hit NpEEp DpLLAEo tor each an.
every cuse oi tNrAhEtt thut rannOL be Cured b
the use OF Hall ArAEEd CURE,
FRANK !. CHENEY.
Sworn to fore nae aul subscribed TIA ~
prc,cuce tht, blh IHy OF prccmtrr, T. lsNs.
l.EAL.l a. ". nLth~bNt
N0hiJg F4b.tr.
Halls CAtHrrh Cure Is taken rutrruhliY AZ.
acts directly GA the b'no,i aud 1T Goa, surf .te
OF the Aysteu. send tor tystm"uL4I,. zee
= J. CHENEY = 90.
Toledo. q.
~ sold by druggtsLs - cents.
Csc Enamr.lue steve POLISH no iu,t no SINE
rRY GKssE. Tor breakfast
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25

IT BE FOOLED
hy the dealer " no
brings out some
thing else. that
pays him better,
aud says that it h
"IuaC as good. ~
Doctor Pierce
Golden Medical
Discovery l. gnlr-
Gnteel. iiit don't
benefit or cure, IN
very case, ENtt
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25
HOIrI'> sCHpDI. fol, BOis,

At'er all the lols-knot Is the top-kuot on d
head VI human hapt iueas.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25
GttLtbk ADO

A dude is a gentleman who tries TO behave IL
a lady like manner,
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1893-11-25
nnN,T BE EOOLEE

fsY Gxsxs. for breakfast
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-02-02
CURED FOR A Cent.

If you have hard rasping cough
and a feeling of tightness across
the chest, with fever, you must
take care or you will have an attack
of pneumonia. If this be the case,
lose no time, but get a bottle of
Reds German Cough and Kidney
Cure. 1t is the only cough remedy
on the market that will instantly
relieve pneumonia, because it is a
stimulant, but perfectly harmless,
so that you can take it in any
quantity until you are relieved. If
your druggist does not have it, write
US on a postal card, giving your
name and address and the name Of
this paper. Send it to the SYLVAN
REMEDY CO., Peoria, Ill.,, and
we will send you a trial bottle by
mail free. .r.. 49,. 49,. -, 80. =.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-02-02
or INTEREST TO ALL.

An, Immense collection of wild AMI.
mails from oil parts of the world Is
promised for tho worlds fair:
A RECENT invention 10 q cradle which
roSks by olockwork mechanism and at
Tho same time plays baby tunes. -,
1orxEN say that men can sec to read
> newspaper through tho clear ten-inch
!ce In the Hudson river near Pough-
keepsie. N. Y.
NEw YonK state now has le2 chapters
81 the brotherhood OF St. Andrew;
Pennsylvania hos 1o2; Virginia, ~:
Ohio, 80; Illinois. 80; New Jersey. ST..
THE seabury house at Woodbury.,
Conn.,. known a. the birthplace OF the
American Episcopal church, was pur-
chased by tho Litchfleld archdeaconry.
BURIAL at sea is to be abolished for
those who have money to pay for the
transportation Of their remains in case
Of death on shipboerd. Air-tight steel
caskets for the transportation Of bodies
are now part Of the equipment of I'LL
the best steamers. e..
THE captains of ships which carry
bricks have to be very careful. An or
binary brick ID capable Of absorbing q
pint of water. So with a cargo OF
bricks in the hold serious leakage may
quite well 90 on undetectcd, for the wa,
ter that enters is sucked up as fast rs it
gets in. If this should be the case the
consequences ore bound to be most dis
aStrOuS
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-02-02
FUN AND .SGNTlM 1NT.

The man who loves his neighbor %
himself has sold his hens.-Lynn Item.
TRUE enough, rightly looked into,
clothes don't make q man; but how
about habits?
COMMITTEES are admirable things,
but 1t has been said If the ark had
been built Ivy committee it would not
have been finished yet"
FARMER Ito dripping whee]man, who
accidentally fell into the stream)-"It
you fcllers wouldn't ride them blamed
things so fast ye wouldn't sweat so.'
Ar Southsea. She-"Oh! James, how
grand the sea is: How wonderful!
do 50 like to hear the roar of the
ocean," He-'So do l, Elizabeth;
please keep quiet.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-02-02
August
Flower

used August Flower for Loss of
vitality and general debility. After
taking two bottles gained 60 lbs.
I have sold more of your August
Flower since have been in business
than any other medicine I ever kept.
Mr.. Peter Zinvi1le says he was made
new man by the use of August
Flower, recommended by me. I
have hundreds tell me that August
Flower has done them more good
than any other medicine they ever
took. GEORGE w. DYE, Sardis,
Mason Co., Ky. &
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-02-02

i hAK1s PoNDs1is absolutely No Other equals
it. or approaches in leaxening strength purity or
whoeso'neaess. 1(Seet:SS Govt Reports y No other
is made from tartar specially refined for it and
chemically pure. No other makes such light, sweet,
finely favored and wholesome food. No other will
maintain its strength without loss until used or will
make bread or cake that will keep fresh long, or
that can be eaten hot with punity by dyspeptcs
No other is so economical ,s j. 49,
The Baking Powders being offered in this
vicinity with the statement that they are good as
Royal" have been shown by the official analyses to be
composed Of alum and detrimental to health.
- The official chemists of the United States and Can
ada State analysts municipal boards of health and
physicians indorse the great qualities of the Royal
=; j. :.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-02-02
DESIGN.

As when traveller. totling DER height
Heaped OF huge bowlders. Ill At random
hurled,
& Like fragments Of ruined world,
Whose desolation doth the spirit alright
Rebels at seeming chaos come again,
And longs for level reaches Of the plain;
So with hardship spent.
And foiled OF mine intent, FL!
Complained that life was less than kind. 81
That silver clouds were lesdeu-lined, =
And chance, n OF justice, did DER mortal for
tunes reign.
But when the trsyeaer to thsvalley eame,
And. turning s1eed ~ that dtnsower:ns
Glori6e6 now bysunset ueIt,- 60
10! the confusion xhat hadven his blAme
Assumed tublme ord awful grace
Tho mighty semblshce Of 8 Gpd-like fsee
. Even so.asllook back s@h
81 Upon my weary trsch,s Z
I SEQ its hostile features change,
+ BY some divine enchan tnent stranaa
TIL Gods design through all, in al, at last I
trace.
Julian HAWTHORNE in NJ " Indenendent
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-02-02
STORY OF PENN YAM.

'Wo Jealous Religious Factions Made
Compromise ON tho Name.
Have you ever heard of thu JENNA.
sins? And do you know how the town
+ Penn Yam was christened?
IT not, it is worth while t. listen to
he story that Representative Warner,
+ New York, told to q Post reporter
he other day.
"Once upon tirne," he said, ''there
ived in Connecticut young woman
famed JENNA Wilkinson. She died, or
It least her relatives thought she was
lead. At the funeral the coffin was
'pened for the last time to allow the
orrowing friends to gaze upon the sup
'osed corpse. Miss Wilkinson surprised
he congregation by coming back to
lie. From that time she was a woman
With a mission. She claimed that she
lad passed through the gates Of death,
tut that she had been sent back to the
world to be the second Redeemer From
Ter resurrection, in fact, was to date
he regeneration CT the word.
Connecticut, with its orthodox tend
'ncies, proved sterile ground for the
lew religionists, and they removed to
Pennsylvania, somewhere in Tioga
ounty, l think. Here they mace some
secession, but believing that they could
prosper still better in New York, they
uoved their entire colony into Yates
county, in my state. Jemina was car
led through the woods in a gorgeous
:hariot drawn by he: adorers- In New
York they established the city of New
jerusalem and presently increased so
hat they wanted post Office. Their
eligion, however, was net proof
sgainst jealousy. and the first of the
aith, who were called Yankees because
hey came from Connecticut, were in a
continual state of warfare with the
after worshipers, who were gathered
nto the fold from Pennsylvania When
he time came to choose the name of
he Pr st Office every suggestion of the
me faction was laughed to scorn by the
'ther, and day was spent in heated
nut vain debate. Finally one of the
good brethren, who had probably been
nut taking drink or two, suggested a
compromise. He thought the name
night be divided between the two
ides. with Penn for the Pennsvlvanians
md Yam for the Yankees The session
!djourned without formally ratifying
his solution Of the problem but it was
accepted next day by general consent.
md Penn Yam still remains the name of
The city. "-Washington Post