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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-09
MONDAY. SEPTEMBER II
OTTGOTNG STEAMERS.

Ilns Mdult., Royal Dutth, HaYtl-.II 20 a m 90 m
SUNDAY. SEPTEMBER 10.
Mexico span Trans Havana -.... ..---..... 10 60
MONDAY. SEPTEMBER II.
Newport. Columbia. Colon .... 10 90 a II %
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-09

Brummeu Caramels Rich, Mellow and Deli.
ciou. Name wrapper. BrummelFs une cnocospos
and bon.bons. Sod everywhere.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-09

HENRY A. DANIELS, NJ. D.,
90 WEST s9TII-ST
Diseases NJ the Nervous system. ienio- = nnsLy
Organs Impotency and Sterilty. Hours . 70 l. " ..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-09-09

T.. a. w. LEOTA, J.. w.
4 FULL DRESS COLLAR.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

Both tho same.

About so years ago q halter In the
south Of England had a sign hung out
side his door with ~. Dodging printed
on II. There was q young clerk who
was in the habit Of passing by the shop
everymorning. One day he went in to
buy himself q new hat and left his old
tobe done up. promising 70 cal for y IN
two days time and then pay for his new
one.
Day after day went ON, and be never
turned mp. He went to his business an
other way. SO the halter, becoming
tired Of waiting for his money, went one
morning ct the usual hour "a search, Of
him, and meeting him he exclaimed:
Now, then, young man, I've got ycrL
lam Dodging, the halter 81
The young fellow then cooliy ex-
claimed: .Oh, how strangel lam doing
the very same thing. Tit Bits.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

When Fred Funston went on the
Death valley expedition two or three
years ago, two of his university girl
friends were talking about him. Where
and what Is Death valleys'' qneried one.
tWhy, It Is away out west in the moun-
stains, and is q horrid hot place where
people Just wither up into mummies,-
was the reply. How perfectly awfult''
responded her friend. And then, with
atone Of enthusiasm in her voice, she
added ..But what q dear, sweet little
mummy Fred would maker lola Reg
lister.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

Caller Say, want a petrified mani
Museum Manager deed 4 do, right
of.
We'll, / can do. the petrifed man act
50 no one will ever guess 1t. Z
sYou won't do. l don't want any
fake. l want q genuine living petrifed
man, not nm imitation. :
.'Nobody'll know the difference
II don't want him for exhibition. /
want him for cashier. !" New York
Weekly. .s
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

CUNNINGHAM Bros. & Co., Clarks
burg. W. Horner, Lost Greek; Perine
d Davis, Good Hope; q. w. Morri-
son. Mt Glare; Francis Bros. Will
sonburg; G. A. Sheehy, P. NJ, Bridge
port; Bargain Store, Evansville j. ID.
Bartlett z Co., West Milford; Mike
Dolan, Wolf summit; Z. L Bailey.
Reynoldsville; Mrs, w. b. Stephens
Sycamore Dale, r. s. Ogden, Sardis !:
p. A. Wilson, Salem Morgan & Earl
Respect; Griffin Bros. Cherry Camp:
a. j. Kincaid, Browns Mills: 81. H.
Post East End, Clarksbnre: Vest
Fork Coal & Coke Co.. Farnum ;
,. ii. Wilcox & Co., WYATT: Mrs
LIB Jarrett, at the blind man q store.
Shinnston; =. A. Wilson, salem: ii.
w. Winter, Bennington; bailey q
Burnside, Benson r. f. Stout, Onie,
Dell; Lewis i Queen, Johntown and
Rockford; Geo. B. Patton 4! Co.
Craigmoor. = :
The above 25 agents to he adyer.
tised so long as they sell / dos M,
year at retail. at our con.n,c. pr,cr
The advertising to cease when sold
for less than ~ per bottle.
DR.. Il A. DAvpsos
~ WestMil:ord, w. Va
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

Ruin had overtaken him.
Crushed and Illuminated he stood be-
fore the woman he loved and awaited
.'speak. Y he groaned; Il am prepared
\ for the worst. : \
Moving swiftly across the room. she
laid her hand tenderly upon his ahoul-
der Els being thrilled with renewed
courage.
eerly exclaimed.
She smiled.
eCan you doubt mer she asked In
sweet reprcach. When you came to
me and told me you had caught ~ brook
front, each Of d weight Of one pound and
upward I believed you. Why. then.
should you question me now
Supported by her love he laughed the
world TO scorn.- Detroit Tribune
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
what twas.

Gwendolen, another Boston maiden Of
= who has never been on farm in her
life, has gone at last this summer toviMt
some country relatives.
The other day while she and the fam
ily:were at dinner q petlamb approached
the open door and baa.ed loudly and re-
peatedly.
Mamma = exclaimed Gwendolen.
who's that hollering rags. rags, out
therese Boston Transcript.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

! gave abottle Of Chamberlain $ Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy to o
family OF ten persons and it cured them
oil: They say it is a good medicine. A..
|: DER. Cowan's Ford, Meclenberg Co. !,
n. Q. For sale by a. Z. Wells. drug
gist. "a
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
A serious upaertai<inr.

Chappie was vewy gweatly inn
pwessed by Doctah Plansible's sermon
on Sunday, when he spoke Of the neces-
;sity q having . sewious object inlife.
And I'm going to do 1t too.
Chollie Going to turn missionary,
deah boys
Ghappie Hardly. but I've made up
my mind to tool q dwag Truth.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
A SMART MAN

Will not hobble around on crutches
when he can cure his rheumatism with
one bottle Of Dr.. Drummond's Light
ming Remedy. costing only s5, but
worth 800. Enterprising Druggists
keep it or twill be sent to any address
on receipt Of price, by the Drummond
Medicine Co., $50 Maiden Lane, New
York. Agents wanted. 23f
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
Api.e,o,u,traxinr provi.o. q

Gus de smith-weil, Tom, Ihsaryou
eloped with rich girl Was it o sue
cess?
Tom Fewscads lot altogether. Her
father telegraphed that heYwill forgive
us il we don't come back. Texas SIT.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

A Change In Her compiexion.
Pilkington-De Gush's nose Is getting
frightfully red all Of o sud den.
Mrs. Pilking tonI I'm sorry for Mrs.
De Gnsh. y x
Pilkfngton-Yes it's too bad. q x
Mrs. Pilkingt After shes gone and
had all her spring dresses IN pale blue
and green. Truth.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
sad Havoc.

Western Man-we had q terrible con.
flagration in Dugout City last week.
Only IL houses left standing.
Eastern NANNY goodness! How
many were there before the fires
Western Mann neteen. New York
Weekly. 4,
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
a numb 40,

Little Johnny - That new boy IN
school is awful dumb.
Mother Doesn't he know his lessons?
Little Johnny Huh! There was
twenty words in the spellin' lesson to-
day, and he missed every one Of them.
I only missed nineteen. Good News.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

Mrs. Harris newspaper in hand "a
movement is on foot to make medicine
cheaper.
Harris Good! That will bring sick.
ness within reach Of ali. Tit Bit.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

Husband Our Office boy died today,
and I think you ought 70 60 to the fas
neral.
Wife-rd like to know whys
Husband-For the past month he has
been eating the lunches you have putup
for me.-Life. So Z Is q
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

Haverly-Hullo, Austen, I'm glad j
met you. ! have just returned from the
Worlds fair.
AUSTEN am sorry. old man, but
haven't cent.-Life. Pei
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

II understand young Brieness Is
snbout to marry the daughter Of old
Bonds, the millionaire
Yes, so i am told. y
.fWill he give up tho law business2r
Eyes; he Will give up the law busi-
ness and 60 into the son-in-law bust
ness. r-Texas Siftings.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
Expresslng Himself.

Junior Partner-While i was taking
down that buyers order this morning j
told him one Of your funny stories.
Senior Partner-Ha, hal Did elaughi
Junior Partner-No. He counter
manded the order Clothier and Fur.
Yisher - ff
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
Wal Ter SsDNIeE.
SEED WHEAT FOR SALE.
jones' Winter Fife Wheat.

s"Hes' WIHtef fI1e WheAt.
Arevolution in wheat growing
in the winter-wheat that makes
-four equal to No. i hard spring
wheat, and surpassesin hardness
and yield any other variety of
wheat known. Write for descrip-
tive circular. Address,
JOHN. B. GATHER,
Bennington, Taylor Co. w. Va.
Price Sl.50 per bushel. SO St.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
A Precious souvenir

A-That lock Of hair under the glass
shade is, Ipresume, a precious souvenir:
B. Perfectly bald Certainly. It Is
one Of my own. you seei-Heures Do
rees. 4
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

.swhy do you want me 70 biteit?.
because heard pn say that when
you bite the grass we will get forty
thousand dollars.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
Needed Il BADLY.

Mr. Damsic Doctor, 1 want o little
dose Of nerve tonic, II you have some
thing handy.
DR.. Bismuth There you are; nothing
serious the trouble, hope?
Mr.. Damsic- Oh, moi just abracer; I
called to ask the amount of your bill
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
One Kind,

One Kind.
The 1mpecunious suitor-Do you be.
heve in love in a cottage?
The Wealthy Widow-Yes, II it's q
500, 900 one at Newport or Lenox.-
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
At the sea.sid

At the Seaside.
Mr.. Shabby Genteel-I desire to put
up at this hotel.
Clerk-Have you any baggages
Mr.. Shabby Genteel-No, SIR.
Gerk-1n that case the first thing You
put pwill be $40 in ADVANCE Texas
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
rom tha tI,srrn,l.I,n

Rich Aunt Why do you bring me
this grass Tommy?
Tommy Because want you to bite
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
AIror,,sa

a Proviso. !.
IS This Is the time Of year when No
Get ont our trunks and don
our last years flannel suits-that b,
1--we can get them on.
-Clothier and Eurnisher.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
The Changes Of Time.

Maiden When Frank first metme and
lived in brownstone house, he was
very devoted. But now how differentl
3 Friend-It seems to have been case
Of love at first site.-Exchange.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
Il silenced Hin,.

Mr.. sappy-There's nothing Ike say.
ing the right thing at the right time
she-Yes; there's keeping your mouth
shut when You have nothing to say.-
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

THE WONDER OF THE AGE.
Have you catnrrlis No doubt Won
have. Most people are afflicted. Get a
bottle OF Mayors Magnetic catarrh cure
from your druggist. Its the only med.
icine Uf its kind on the market aud abso-
lutely guaranteed For sale by all
dfnggists Price 81.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
DIR. DRUMMoND's LIGHrNING

DIR. DRUMMOND'S LIGHTNING
Remedy for Rheumatism has received
the unqualified endorsement OF the
medical faculty as being a safe and re-
makably efficient preparation for the
relief and speedy cure of Rheumatism.
Its work is so speedy and miraculous
that benefit is felt from the first dose.
and one bottle is warranted to cure nny
ordinary case. Sold by druggists. Price
% for large bottle. or sent by prepaid
express on receipt of price by Drum.
mond Medicine Co.. 1850 Maiden Lane
New York. Agents wanted. 23tf
Subscribe for the Tyr rcp,,,
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

A SINGLE mahogany tree In Honduras
was recently cut into boards, which,
when sold in the. European market,
realized over ten thousand dollars.
THERE are said TO be three countries
In Africa in which heliquor traffic has
been practically annihilated These are
Orange Free State, the British territory
in Bassnto Land. and the government
Of Sir Marshall Clarke, and the North
Bechuanaland, under Khama, the native
Christian king.
Tine city Of Rio Janeiro has tried Bel
lamy's scheme in its application to the
control and sale Of fresh meats to the
inhabitants. With no apprcciable inn
provement in the quality and no reduc-
ton in the prices the total cost to the
consumers Of meats has been increased
by $3.50, 900 in six months.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
ssAsoNAslE

Nosqustoes now! come round E 4,
Thsir fnncs BEGIN % play,
And {. anywhere. they re found
AZ work from day 10 day.
They come but % increase
: s. Tho sum 81 human flls.
They rob us ~ al pcAce +.
When bringing u their hils: y
s. Mount vernon NswA
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

Persons looking for choice
West Virginia lands. either tim
bered or improved, will find tito
their advantage to correspond
with z. ]. Lynch, Craigmoor, w.
Va. N 4 b 1stf.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
Proved BY Experience.

Little Girl-What Is q dead letter,
mamma? A =
Mamma-one that has been given to
your father to mail Vogue.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

The TErKeRAM's circulation during
the lest six months, Is without q pre-.
Icedent in the history Of journalism in
lClarksburg. We do not ask you TO look
OF the list Of names orfig1res only,
but after looking at the names you are
requested to visit the press room and
see the papers Our guarantee is that
we print and send through the Postoffice
more newspapers than any other paper
in the county. II
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
An Abrupt Ending.

Guide IN this castle, gentlemen. lived
the Knight Dagobert and his beauti-
fil wife. The knights proves was
well
Tourists oh, do spare US long
winded story. Tell us the conclusion,
and that will be enough.
Guide All right. Here is the con-
clusion: And now, gentlemen, % I have
told you such q thrilling tale, i hope yon
will give me trifie with which to drink
your health Tit Bits
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
..arakinr Haylwhile the Son shine,., ;.


Deceitful. s.
Dodd-You can't always judge man
by his looks. For instance, take Whis-
kerry.
Todd-He's shabby enough.
Dodd-I know it. But I succeeded In
borrowing Is from him yesterday
&Clothier and Furnisher.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

How do You like your new lady help.
Mrs. Todgers|
~ should like her a good deal more,
Mrs. Dodgers, If she was a little less the
lady and little more Of q help. TIT
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
A strain On patr,oti.,,

AStrnin on Patriotism.
Home Comer-What has become Of
the Hon. Mr.. silvertongue, the great
American patriot.
Host-Oh, he got rich and bought o
castle in Europe New York Weekly.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

ADstinctton without o Ol6erence.
Mande-Did he marry her for he,
money! :
Leiia-No. for her father Kat.
Fields Washington. ~ 8
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

A Chicago man who had been ap.
pointed receiver went 70 . lawyer and
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25

Goto Lambrecht's when that
watch spring breaks. IA.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1893-08-25
for Infants and Children.

!. castoria isso weiiiadapsed 10 caidrenthat
frecounmend II Is superior 70 any prs csiptien
known to mo $ II. a. AacaEn, II D., "
III So. Oxford 81, rrcciayu, n
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-04-28
Queen vic's Unfortunate Poem.

The first number of the new weekly,
The Magazine Journal, containing a
humorous poem attributed to her maj
esty before her marriage, has suddenly
been withdrawn from circulation. Upon
inquiry it appears that high govern
ment official called upon the editor, Mr..
Stuart Robertson, and that gentleman,
in company with the subeditor, attended
later on.
Mr.. Stuart Robertson is naturally
somewhat reticent as to what took place
at the interview, but he states that he
was most courteously received and that
as an intimation was conveyed to him
that the publication of the lines would
be distasteful to the highest quarters he
unhesitatingly withdrew the number
from circulation. The poem in question
Is simply a skit on the peculiarities of
the ministers of the day.-Irish Times.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-04-28
He Caught On.

They were riding out in the suburbs
he the bashful youth and she the fair
maiden who had been out riding before.
She fidgeted awhile and then said, "Oh,
Charley, I'm 30 afraid I will fall out"
"No danger. The road is as level as a
floor"
"That may be, but feel all the time
just as though would go overheard"
Then she let out timid little scream,
and he grasped her firmly and said:
Don't tumble. I'll hold you"
There" she said, "you took tumble
at last, but had to threaten to take one
myself before you caught on" And aft
or that she was held as securely as
though tied to the seat with the hitching
Free Press.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-04-28
He Could Get Married.

A young colored girl Of Philadelphia
thus told her grievance to the court the
other day: "Mah names Virginy Georgy
Luzby, but has hopes OBJ hit bein
changed, an dat's wot Tze hyar fo' ter
kick erbout." "Never mind that" in
terrupted the magistrate, 'go on with
your story" "Well," continued the
girl, ''dis hyar niggah hez bin a-keepin
cump'ny wifi me TO- nigh onter six
months, an he bin powerful sugary an
lobin fo' quite spell. He's a janitah in
a skule an kinder high infooenoed in
grammar. Well, he promised fo' ter
marry me jes' ez soon ez he could affohd
hit. He kin affohd hit now, but he
woan'" "How do you know he can af-
ford to marry your asked the judge.
"How d. I know! how d. knowv' cried
the girl. "Why, hit on'y tecks 30 cents
fur license, an seen him fiashin dol
lah larse night; dat's how ! know
New York Tribune.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-04-28

"What is the price Of that bonnetf''
inquired q well dressed woman In Q
Portland millinery store the other day.
"where did you get that hat You have
onY' asked the ladylike clerk blandly.
81 bought it in Boston" said the wo-
man.
"You did not. You stole it from this
store a year ago. Its price was IS, and
You can pay for it now before you leave
this store" said the clerk.
The woman made q show Of indigna-
ton and denied that she had stolen the
hat. But the clerk parsisted. and finally
ths woman sid.-Portlsad Press,
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-04-28

weighed against that health II 40 often fails
10 buyf Dross indeed. while we can none Of
us claim total exemption for that greatest Of
all ills 10 which flesh II heir--ill health, we
may do much 10 lessen the chances Of incur
ring II, and this not alone by the adoption Of
such sanitary measures ~ are 70 be found In
daily exercise, regular hours, prudence In eat
ing and arin king, and wholesome diet. but
also by resorting TO judicious preventive
medication whom the system Is threatened BY
unhealthfui influences For instance. resi-
dents or sojouruers In malsrious localities
should use Hoste ter's 81, mach BItters ~ n
de ense against chills and fever, and persons
who incur much outofdoor exposure should
employ II as n safeguard against rheumatism.
travellers In the tropics nnd IL In valuable also
as means of arrestiug liver complaint and
constipation and ceuDtersctinG the debilitst
ing influence OF q torrid climate.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-04-28

George Clarke, the celebrated negro
minstrel, being ON one occasion exam
ined as o witness. was severely interro-
gated by the barrister, who wished to
break down his evidence. "You are in
the negro minstrel business, believer
inquired the barrister.
Eyes, SIR" was the prompt reply.
''Is not that rather low calling7' de-
msnded the barrister.
II don't know but what 1t is. SIR" re-
piled the minstrel, "but it is 80 much
better than my fathers that am rather
proud Of It,"
What was your fathers calling7"
HE was barrister," replied Clarke
In tone that put the court in roar Of
laughter. York Mercury.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-04-28
A Great Record.

The late William Young Sellar, whose
books on the Latin poets are 30 widely
known and 80 much valued, was profess
or at the University of Edinburgh.
He was much beloved by his pupils
and had generally an exemplary patience
with dullness and stupidity. We are
told, however, that one day the perverse
impenetrability Of blockhead was 80
intolersble that the professor at last
cried out:
"Sir, in translating that passage you
have made more mistakes than the words
admit f."-Youth's Companion.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-04-28
Before Going to the Wo,ld's Fair
ENQUIRE About

The Limited Express trains of the Chi
cago, Milwaukee & st. Paul Railway
between st. Paul and Chicago and
Omaha and Chicago.
These trains are vestibuled, electric
lighted and steaul heated, with the flu
est Dining and Sleeping Car Service In
the world,
The Electric reading light in each
berth is the successful novelty of this
progressive age, and is highly appreciat-
ell by all regular patrons of this liDe.
We wish others to know its merits, as
the Chicago Milwaukee & st. Paul Rail-
way is the ouly line in the west enjoy
ing the exclusive use of this patent.
For further Information apply to
nearest coupon ticket agent, or address
g. j. EDDY, General Agent,
J. w. CASEY, Trav. Pass. Agt.
225 Stark St., Portland, Or. If
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-04-28

COMING TO SALEM.--One or more
sergeons of the National Surgical insti-
tute, which Is established at 3l9 Bush
street, San Francisco, will be In Will
lamette hotel, Salem, Thursday and
Friday, April 9th and 2Sth. This
institute is especially devoted to the
treatment of curvature of the spine, dis.
eases of the hip and knee joint, crooked
limbs, club feet and all bodily deformi-
ties. Their success in treating these
troubles as we'll as nasal catarrh and
all chronic diseases has made for the
institute q national reputation. All
persons who are suffering from any
manner of disease or deformity, or who
have children or friends SO suffering,
should not fail to take advantage OF
this opportunity for relief. Ask your
postmaster for circulars. This insti.
iute received the gold medal at the
worlds fair for the best apparatus and
methods Of treatment In the world.
Thousands of references will be given
on application.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-04-28

Mrs. Plankington Ito visitor, Willie
Slimson, who has just eaten the last
piece Of pie)-Won't you have another
piece, Willie? There's plenty more in
the pantry?
Willie (doubtfully)-I don't know. If
I thought that was so, / might.
Mrs. Plankington-Why, what do you
mean? Don't you believe what I tell
you?
Willie-Ma told me not to.-New
York Herald.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-04-28
str.tery oyercomss a Dimdent Texan.

Congressman Kilgore introduced Mr..
William G.. Sterrett Of Galveston to
President Cleveland. Kilgore in speak
ing of it afterward said he had trouble
In getting Colonel Sterrett along.
"This is Colonel William Green Ster-
rett of Texas, Mr.. President" said Kill
gore. II had trouble getting him in the
White House at ALL"
"How did you manage it?' replied
Cleveland as he shook Colonel Sterrett's
hand.
"Why, replied Kilgore wearily as he
wiped his brow, II blindfolded and
backed him in.u-Kansas City Times.