Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1893-08-06

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on THE GRAND JURY.
That's the way ind IL, aud hence I
say, let us think no more OF the rowing
machine. find that the muscles called
into play 10 hoeng corn are the sane,
and you get the exercise for tho lower
eKtremities also at the same price with
out wearing out the seat OF your pants.
which you now call trousers, l notice
with great pain.
Iwish that you would consider this
matter In It's true Highland N you could
come home before the fall term begins
you would get glad welcome from tho
dog and your mother and me also. We
miss you a great deal, but can see THAI
you have sort OF outgrowed US and are
easy In society, which never WAS
can see how advanced you are and
how easy aud comfortable, aud you can
sing college songs. Even N the presi-
dent was In the room yOn would no,
give a dang. IL must be pleasant TO DO
that way, while can't be comfortable
In the room with a we'll dressed light
ming rod man, and about all can do
when fruit tree man zones and has
confidence In himself Is 10 SIT here aud
crack my knnckles aud buy a bunch OF
trees that don't want.
oh, / know that you are an ornament
TO the abode OF wealth and that houses
where you go and stay all night have
hired men TO pass the yletuals that
would make your poor Old father mortl-
fed nearly TO death with his interlority
and sweaty misery.
No young woman will ever be quito
good enough TO marry you without pay
iuR the difference, Your mother says
that wife satsahle ~ 49, 2o,1''l2l
tread shoe leather,
along the parapets OF
night with her long Will
plain bleached muslin robe
TO her own little pigeon hou
sky. ..
loves you more than any white flannel
girl from Long Branch, Henry. She
will love you even II you get TO cutting
nm. She will love you, knowing that
Won Amt worth a cent, which II would
be well TO tell The sailor girl with the
Iaravay look. Tell her right out nat-
footed that you lack year OF knowing
ANYTHING, aud that your mother IL
wearing your last year private theAt-
rical clothes on cold days 80 that yeu
can De warm and respectable.
Also end out II she is worthy. You
need not inquire az the Information
window or look up her fathers name on
the Judgment docket OF bis town, but
inst praise her among tho other girls,
and you'l hnd out things about her
that will be a revelation 10 you. You
know that Heine says, Every man
who marries Ia like the doge who weds
the,Adrlstlc sea" and that's fact too,
Henry. She's mystery. You may
marry calm depth OF sun tipped rip
pies with pearls and treasure under-
meath, or you may catch a little SQUAT
ora biz blast, while beneath 10 mons
sters With giant piDeh on every cor.
ner OF them and sharks and dead nent
bones.
The photograph shows a good looking
girl who has got hold OF the fact somo-
how herself. Such wives should marry
a mau with lawn covered with ball.
dogs.
I know not what business you WI,
adopt when you leavs college, buth you
marry a very beautiful girl you are La
bic 20 find a nude statue OF hofat the
Worlds Fair some tlme. II IL only In
novels, Henry. that you read Of maa
with beautiful woman who does DOB
divide her beauty between him and ihs
public.
Lots OF beautiful women are good
Henry, but / would not care to be ne
footman OF a bsantful woman. In NJ
paimy days owned handsome fast
mare, and IN our neighborhoo1 ! vas
known A. the man that owned that
mare. That was al. II tried % bar
ness her. she kicked nine kinds OF -
epts out OF me. Nobody knew
name. but they still all knew where y
mare lived, and sometimes they NO
ask me 20 snow her 10 them, audi
Would admire and criticise pS
give me 20 cents and 60 aTay.
-he time 10 have your
saws Al able woman. IL Uhen
going 70 nsrry. After that y
partially close tnsm'
All these tbinge. denny. ~
way OF advice from a mloc
with iron gray whiskefs.
what he knows By growing
north side OF society, Whsr
A. times. / have been Jov
am old, Jet have seen
incidents that give nseI
erperisncs 10 81 your
Please do not thInk INF
on the gran jury With
and knss psntiss and
that AN = testotai
Do not thlnk that
little mullsh a. tia
Ever your fs.hef
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