The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-10-15

Abundant Why Women Clubs
Weary Bah and Disturb Her Nootur-
nal SAUNDERS Introductions to Fe-
male Pretenders.
(Coryrightl
New York. Oct. l4-What is the mat
ter nowadays with lovely woman When
two or three of her are met together, she
invariably wants to call it club, and to
begin to be parliamentary. Ewes daugh-
tiers are not clubbable. When "a few nice
women meet, have pleasant time ar
range to come together soon again, and
keep on meeting informally every week
or so, it's delightful But the very min
ute that the woman enters who has once
belonged to club the leayeu of unhap-
piness comes; a president is elected, rules
are made. the women squabble, and they
yearn for descriptions of their meeting TO
be written up i'm the newspapers. I once
had for two months the doubtful felicity
of belonging to club. and during that
time heard more pad English, saw more
envy, hatred malice and all uncharitable-
ness. and came nearer To losing my own
self-respect than ever before, because ]
belonged to the sex that all that club did.
CLUB WOMEN ARE so SILLY.
Since then / have had the extreme
pleasure of being present at various club
meetings. and every time ! 90 wish
had the pen of a Dickens and the pencil
OF a Hogarth The woman with unmiti
gated gall am obliged to use a s angy
and coarse words the woman who is
most in evidCn. e. She pushes past all
the more refined women and counts her
self the Voice" Next TO her comes the
gushing woman who gets up ana dis
tributes f1attery with a trOwel until the
women about whom she is talking get to
believe themselves some hing more than
women and not less than gods The
feminine idea of parliamentary rules is
unique; some enthusiast Will third a
motion; another will get up right in the
midst of an argument as to how The rCu
is to be raised for the club rooms, and
after saying that she hopes they viii get
it, tell an Injecting little story about her
baby girl PRAYING that she may soon be
old enough to ioin mammals club. Then
everybody app,auds, and one tender
hearted woman Jumps up and says: eel
know that was good speech because il
made me cry
WOMAN BORES AND FLATTERERs.
i ne ltSU CluD meeting LudL / dLLGnUcO
made such an impression upon ne that
couldn't sleep all night, and my family
Directing to my meanderiug around in
long white robe and frigh oning the dogs
think that | had better not accept any
more invitations. The speaker, who
looked as if she were IN training for
prile-iighJ but who at that time was onlE
wrestling with the queens ENGLISH. an
mounted that she W sn't going to make
set speech but just give a talk, which
talk she promptly proceeded to read from
a bundle OF manus ript. 1t was an ignor-
ant, vulgar piece OF hattery; it Simply
praised everybody and erything, and
sumue ed up The 81 uatiOn by concludin.
that cry body who didn't yean to wear
the special badge of that club and who
WASH t proud OF belonging TO it had better
well, l don't know exactly what they
had better 90, bu, anyhow get OIL into in
nOcuous desuetude.
There is no comparative degree in a wo-
mans club Every thing is superlatiye
young woman, who wore pink felt
hat, on which black feathers bobbed, and
whose hair had the stamp that marks The
caste Of peroxide Of hydrogen, was pre-
sented to me as Miss Lulu Smi hers, the
greatest dramatic actress living" ! con
TESS TO being frightened. and ! know Miss
Lulu Smithers set me down as being an
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