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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26
Advice to Young Women.

There is nothing so certain to make
you disliked as to tell your troubles
to friend. Prosperity means friend
ship, but once you take it into your
head TO retail your woes you will soon
discover that your company is not
wanted, and the people who once
bowed to you in pleasant recognition
now walk on the other side Of the
way with cold and stony glare that
looks over your head or through your
body, but never meets your eyes as Of
yore.
The people are not hard hearted
that turn the cold shoulder to you.
They are only ayerse to knowing Of
any more misery than they already
have to bear. We everyone of US
have ours little troubles. In some
cases they grow to be very large ones,
and isn't pleasant to have the dark
side continually thrust before Us just
when we begin to feel bit comfort
able in our minds over some unpleas-
ant occurrence that has upset US for
a time.
Take bit Of valuable advice, and
when you feel like telling some one
Of your spat with your intended or
how low your finances are, just re-
member our warning and don't do it.
Your mother, pour father. and your
husband are the truest sympathizers,
and, outside Of them, you are certain
to be soon called bore If you per-
sist in your narrowing condolences -
Philadelphia Times.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26
dwellings Enmity to the Grand
Army of the Republic.

Small bore partisanship has been no
more strikingly illustrated than in the
order Of Governor Lewelling for the mill
itia encampment at Sterling.
The Second regiment was ordered to
go into camp at Sterling during the
days of the state G. A. r. reunion at
Hutchinson. Now the Second regiment
is made of companies and men located
in about Hutchinson, and the Hutchin-
son post band had been engaged for the
state reunion.
1t was the desire of tie regiment to
hold their annual encampment at Hutch
inson during the week of the reunion.
This was not only refused to them, but
the regiment was commanded to assem-
BILE elsewhere during that particular
week. This is an insult to the entire or
ganization of the Grand Army in Kan
sas, as well as want of consideration to
the regiment.
It may be that there were good rea-
sons for refusing the camp at Hutchin-
son during the reunion; this is cheerful
" conceded, but it was a dirty piece of
spite work against the Grand Army to
compel the encampment at another place
during the week of the reunion.
Yet it might have been expected.
There are some bright tricksters among
the governors steerers, who may be
counted upon to invent every scheme
possible to extend and continue the rep
utation of the present state administra-
ton for low down, despicable and out
breaches of decency and con-
tempt for patriotism.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

bench, although accusations had beer
made. The republican party has. il
this and other states, removed judges be
cause of the intimation that they were
corrupt. Whenever such intimations got
out about any one on the bench they
never received denomination or reap
pointment. In fact know two Judges
in this state who resigned to save i'm
parchment.
1t is one of the curiosities of politics
to known that, in the main, railroad en-
ployes vote for men for state, county and
local offices, who in their official position
will use every means in their power to
cripple railroads. That is as witnessed
in Kansas over and over again. Men get
elected to Office by the vote of employees
OF railroad companies and when installed
then make laws to injure railroad prop
erty. The natural result of such laws
is that the companies are forced to cut
down expenses by discharging men or
reducing wages. I do not suppose it
will do any particular good to say any
thing about this, but it is the way things
are run. The interest of the company
and the employees are mutual SO far as
legislation is concerned, and one would
naturally suppose they would work to-
gether, but they do not. On the con-
trary the employees will follow some wild
eyed walking delegate to the polls and
vote into Office men who injure and cut
off the supply of bread from the very
men who elected them.
There seems to be great desire on
the part of certain class of men for the
government to own and control the rail
roads, and they legislate so as to bring
this about. In fact, this is given as the
reason of the excessive taxation of the
railroads in this state. But the courts
will not allow coniscation to bring this
about. have no doubt but what the
owners of the railroads in the United
States would be glad to sell to the gov
eminent at very small figures, in long
time bonds at low rate Of interest. 1t
looks to me as though that might be the
result. I do not believe in the policy
and think it will result in increased
prices of transportation and passenger
rates. This has been the result in al
most every country whereit has been tried
and is almost inevitable to be so in this
country. If legislation against railroads
goes on, as it has done for few years
against corporations, the result will be
ownership of railroads by the govern
ment, in my Judgment, and it will be
brought about by the owners of the rail
roads in order to get rid of undesirable
property.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

Is brief enough without our shortening it by
seeking medical aid, when we are somewhat
unwell. from sources where it is only obtain
able with great risk. Even if the old doc
trine were true that violent diseases require
violent remedies, it does not follow that
drastic purgatives, narcotics, powerful "sed-
atives'' of the nervous system are advisable
in cases where slight disorders manifestly
call for the use of milder means of recover
ing, involving no subsequent danger, but
equally Efficient. Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers not only relieves, hut ultimately and
completely relieves disorders of the stomach,
liver, bowels and nerves. 1t is a genuine
tonic, BEAUTIFULLY stimulates the kidneys, is
a thorough alternative, and most effectual
preventive of chills and fever and bilious re-
mittent. The utmost confidence can be re-
posed in the purity and safety of its medici.
nal ingredients.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26
German
Syrup"

Mr.. Albert Hartley OF Hudson,
n. c., was taken with Pneumonia.
His brother had just died from it.
When he found his doctor could not
rally him he took one bottle of Ger
man Syrup and came out sound and
well. Mr.. S. B. Gardiner, Clerk
with Druggist ]. E. Barr, Aurora,
Texas, prevented a bad attack of
pneumonia by taking German Syrup
In time. He was in the business
and knew the danger. He used the
great remedy-Boschee's German
Syrup-for lung diseases. q
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26
Chronic Restlessness.

Statisticians have decided that there
are not over $4,000 tramps in the United
States. The question is how many Of
these have to be tramps? Let the read
er call to mind the tramps he has per-
sonally known. Was one ever seen who
might not have remained in one place
and have done work that would have
beaten tramping? And yet the object
lesson of the tramp is most freely used
as an argument against the republican
party by populist orators. Some men
could not be condemned to any punish
ment more severe than to be compelled
to take good Job and keep it for Life.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26
Where Kalamazoo Has the Bulge

Where Kalamazoo Has the Bulge
A Kalamazoo man who has never
been out of Michigan went to the
Worlds Fair, and there he met De.
troit man whom he know.
'Chicago is wonderful city," said
the Detroiter as they walked along
State street in the evening.
Eyes" assented the Kalamazoolu,
az if be did not want to be rustically
enthusiastic
I'm some respects the most won.
derfuI in the world" went on the De.
troiter.
Still, we have one thing in Kala-
mazoo," said the cautious visitor.
''that they don't have in Chicago"
"And what's that?" inquired the
Detroiter in establishment.
'Fewer people," and the Detroiter
was really pleased by the Kalama-
zoolu's round about way of paying a
compliment. -Fress Press
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26
TO CLEANSE THE SYSTEM

Effectually yet gently, when costive or
bilious, or when the blood is impure or slug
gish, to permanently cure habitual constipa-
ZION. to awaken the kidneys and liver to
healthy activity, without irritating or weak
ening them, to dispel headaches, colds or fe-
vers use Syrup of Figs.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

''There's one curious thing about discov-
ering places" said Johnny, after he had got
through with his study. "Take Bermuda, for
instance. It was discovered by man named
Bermudez. How he happened to stumble on
q place with name just like his beats me"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26
DIR. AMY E. PARKER,
Specialist in Chronic and Nervous Disease

Consultation or Examination by letter or
IN person.
DR.. Parker has new and complete meth
cd of treatment based with scientific accu-
racy on the laws governing the
Psycho-Physiologic Constitution
Of Man, that has proved invariably success
full. Correspondence solicited. Enclose 2
cent. stamp. Room % Keith Block.
$40 Kansas Avenne, Topeka, Kansas.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

Fiddleback: Do you suppose Miss Pink.
erly noticed that my cuffs were soiled? Tut,
ter: I don't believe so, old man. She new
er notices anything unless it is out Of the or.
binary.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

Gaswell: I'm disguised with young Nh
Van Braam. Dukane: Why? HE does
nothing but hirt with the girls. ''Then you
don't ike to see mans efforts all miSs
directed
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26
Kansas Gets Her Share.
One Week at The Worlds Fair.
September nth to 18th, Inclusive

One day at the Worlds Fair is not enough
for Kansas, and the enterprising committee
have decided on the week, September 18th
to 18th, inclusive. to extend their hospitality
to the home folks. The Missouri Pacific
Railway, DESTROYS of Carrying large num-
Der of Kansans to the white City" for this
event, will sell round trip tickets from all
points on its lines IN the state to Chicago, at
greatly reduced rates. See nearest Missouri
Pacific ticket agent for particulars, or ad-
dress II. C. TOWNSEND, g. P. d T. A., St.
Louis.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

BEEcHAM's PILLS will cure wind and pain
in the stomach, giddiness, fullness, dizziness,
chills and loss of appetite.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

New Yorker: / suppose it is very healthy
out here in these mountains? Farmer: Yaas !:
It's the healthiest place in the hull country.
1t don't take no time for person to get to
be hundred years old.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

Whispered Friend: Her face is her
fortune. The Enemy: How interesting
Made it herself, too, didn't she?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

Just Possible: Lord g.: You're girl
after my heart. She: How do you know? I
may be after your title.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

Politeness Generally Pays: A gentleman
who gave up his seat to a lady on an elevated
train afterward found that she had been
roboed while occupying it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

Emma: Does your dress hang all right,
dear? Lucille: 1t certainly deserves to.
The style is positively criminal.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

Among the new members of the German
Reichstag is a master chimney sweep. In
some respects it is sootable occupation.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

Fits.-All fits stopped free by Or. KIine's Great
Nerve RestoTer. No fit after irst days use. Mar
Teous Treatise and 60 90 trial bottle free to Els
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

Cure Dyspepsia and Constipation.
Dr. Shops Restorative Nerve Pills sent free
with Medical Book TO prove merit, for &c stamp.
Druggists, 2sc. DIR. SHooP. Box w. Racine via
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

II the Baby - Cutting Teeth,
Be sure and use that old and weltried remedy, MIA
SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

ssHanson's Magic Corn SaIve."
Warranted to cure, money refunded. Ask your
druggist forit. Price % cents.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

ga well-earned rest said Fogg when he
was given the particulars of Stixby's crema-
ton.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

A man who is in society and wants to keep
in must be continually going out.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

Goes Cough Balsam
Is the Oldest and best. II will break up Cold quick
er than anything else 1t is always reliable. Try IL.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

Speaking of good hands, held one last
night that was worth cool hundred thous-
and to me-" "You don't say! What was
itT' ''Miss Billions. Down on the beach"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

Many fond parent does not get to sleeT
until after the bawl is over.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26
Our Rapid Transitory Existence

A new and becomidg style of cape for
spinsters is called Cape of Good Hope.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

'Has my boy been little defender and
kind to dumb animals to-dayw "Yes.
grandma, / let your canary out of the cage,
and when my cat caught it set Towser on
her."
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

The quickest way of smoothing rough chan.
acters is to iron them.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

Fame is glorious thing to achieve, bat q
small salary is more negotiable.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-08-26

man of Eighty disposition should never
be made the cashier of bank.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-12-26
Monument for Judge Scott.

JEFFERSON CITY, No., Dec. 90
Several members Of the Bar Associa-
ton announced their determinat nn to
raise fund for purchasing monu-
ment to mark the grave of Judge W.
Scott, W o for 20 years wac member
Of the supreme court. He was buried
some FIVE or six miles west of this city
in a country graveyard about thirty
years ago. Hi- grave is now in Il
horse lot, and is unmarked, and would
be unknown but for the memory OF
some old residents. Attorney General
Walker is one Of the parties who have
made up their minds to see if enough
enthusiasm cannot be awakened
amongst the lawyers of the state to
contribute monument fund.
Speaking of Judge Scott as men,
Der of he supreme court, Judge Bay
IN his "Bench and Bar of Missouri,
says:
Judge Scott became one of the
most eminent and profound jurists
that ever adorned the Western bench,
and his opinion, contained in the Mis-
souri, reports from 1888 to 1860, form
no inconsiderate part Of our judicial
learning"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-12-26

That 10 the Way society Judges she So
riety Events.

That Is the Way society Judges :hs So.
ciety Events.
1t is merely a way they have in So
ciety. The success of an entertain
ment, we are told. depends on tine
people who attend aud on the smooth
ness with which it passes of, but
well, here is the way the matter was
discussed recently by a couple of
young ladies who are ''iu society,"
'Oh. Mrs. McPhersou's lawn party
WAS much the SWEETEST of the season. -
do you really think sou
Yes. indeed. All the swell people
who were spending the summer in the
vicinity were there. II was really
quite distinguished company for =
watering place.
''fe-es there were great many OF
the best people there.
r And then the grounds were so
prettily illuminated. and there WASH
q hitch the whole evening. Can you
think of any other entertain ment
that was as syeil:''
We'll. there WAS Mrs. OrmingtOn's
lawn party that WAS given the follow
ing week.
''Oh. l don't think it compared with
Mrs. McPherson's."
Don't you: Well. that's because
you don't know SO much about it as
DO. 1t cost $500 more
And that ended the argument =
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-12-26
THE DIRECT ROUTE EAST.

The Ohio and Mississippi Railway. run
m ing east from 81. Louis. Is the short and
direct line to the National Capital. and
offers through train service which is ma,
equalc,l by any other line. |, Is. properly
slea king, the only direc, ii ,oncl ear line
from the Mississippi River To Washington.
The Obi" and Mississippi Railway is
the only line running all trains through
solid from 81. Louis to Cincinnati: the
time being less than ten hours: and the
ONLY line running doublc daily lines Of
Pullman Ne>tibule Buffet Sleeping Cars
from st. Louis to New York via Washing
ton, Baltimore and Philadelphia without
change.
The d. Il VI. has an enviabIe reputation
for speed, comfort and safety, and the
regularity OF its trains il proverbial with
the travelling public in practice it almost
realizes the ambition of every railroad
management have trains ALWAYS on
time
The popularity III the q. n NJ. Railway
compel> il t. run three daily trains Ia Tin
cinnati and two to Louisville. Ia accomnio-
date its steadily increasing travel; fully
IS pcr cent. of the business from 81. Louis
to and via Cincinnati eastward being ac-
credited to the q. 4 VI.
10th the day and night express trains
Of the q. & NJ. are equipped with elegant
VeS,ubule Day Coaches and Pullman Nes-
tibule Buffet Sleeping Cars, Pullman
Parlor Library Cars are also ON day ex-
press and Free Reclining Chair Car on
night express trains.
All trains ON this line connect in Mon
Depot> with those f"r points in above
named territories.
For tickets via the a. X NJ. Rv.. and
further i formation. call on agents III
connecti-. lines or address g. Il. Warfcl.
General Western Passenger Agent. Obi"
and Mississippi Railway, los \. broadway
ST. Louis. No. 4-:Iw-tf
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-12-26
THE ITALIAN MISSION.
Given to Wayne Macveigh, Presi
dent Garfield's Attorney
General.

WASHINGTON, ID. c., Dec. 49,
The nomination of MIR. Wayne Mac
Neagh to be Ambassador TO Italy
took Washington by SURPRISE. The
president took nobody into his conf
dence. Mr.. MacVeagh was not
thought Of for the place andl noboyy
in consequence expected his nominal
ton Everybody admits that the
appointment is good one. Some of
the old time democrats would have
preferred if man of equal ability
could have been had of longer affilia-
ton with the democratic party, but
Mr.. MacVeagh has been a democrat
since 1886. He was on the stump
for Cleveland and Thurman in 1888
and actively supported the Demo
cratic ticket in 1892.
When he left the republican party
he announced that he was not a mug
wump, but a democrat. lie has never
called himself a mugwump. but, on
the contrary, he ha insisted that
when he left The republican party he
walked straight into the democratic
party.
Mr.. MacVeagh, too. it must be
said, joined the democratic party from
principle. In Pennsylvania the dem
Ocrats were hope!essly in a minority,
and there was nothing for him to gain
by his abandoning the republican
party. He is an advanced tariff re-
fermer, however. and has been for
years, and believes in the general
policy Of the democratic party regard
ing personal liberty and the rights of
the individual citizen.
Mr.. MacVeagh, it will be remem-
bered, was attorney general in the
cabinet of President Garfield. He is
recognized as one of the ablest lawyers
in New York and Philadelphia, in
both of which cities he has law offices.
He was a member of the same law
firm as President Cleveland in New
York from 1889 to 1892. He is a
brother-in-law of Senator Don Cam
eron of Pennsylvania. He is not a
popular man personally, as he is cold
IN his manners and Indifferent to pop
ular applause. He is scholar, a man
of attainments and everybody admits
will be an ornament to his country at
the Italian capital.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-12-26
THEY DISCOUNTED HIM.

Could Not Stand . Girl With . Sketch.
Book and Pencil.
Three decidedly attractive girls got
mediately score of masculine eyes
were leveled at them. The girls found
seats together and tried to appear I'M
concerned and quite obliviOus to the
pronounced advances for a Irritation
from two young swells who sat oppo-
site. But all their efforts to appear
at ease were unavsiling. The young
men persisted and the girls blushed
and looked uncomfortable.
Finally one of the girls opened a
small sketch book on her lap. and then
raising her eyes she gazed straight at
her admirer opposite. He petted his
mustache and smiled She made few
strokes with her pencil in the sketch
book, but did not smile. When she
raised her eyes again he realized that
sne WAS sl.esohing him. Tho other
two girls watched the progress of the
sketch and giggled. This, with the
smiles of the other passengers. was
more than the subject of the sketch
could endure. He crossed and re-
crossed his legs, pulled his hat down
until it touched his nose. and at last
rushed desperately into the next car.
When he had gone the girls closed the
unsoiled pages of the sketch book and
laughingly threw away the bit Of
pencil. which, when picked up by an
other passenger, proved to be quite
devoid of lead
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-12-26
TRUSTEES SALE.

Whereas, X. 4. Sneed and Maggie NJ.
Snee,l. his wife. and W. L. Porter and
Nettie X. Porter, his wife, BY this certain
Deed of Trust dated the 18th day oi April.
1884. and recorded in the Recorders ofiice
OF Pcttis county. at Deed Book 81, pages
l:r5 and LII; convened to the undersigned
J. &. Thompson rs trustee. all their right,
title. interest and estate, in and to the iOl-
lowing DESERVED real estate, situated in
the County al Pctti>. State oi Missouri.
viz: The east hall ri lot three 81. save
and except six inches of ri the xes, side
thereof also covering niue inches oil Of the
w->, side of lof four a.. all in block
thirty live. BEING : a2. ieet wide by li2 feet
deep. in the city al Ssslalia on Main street,
which said conveyance Was made in trust
{" SECURE the payment Of certain pro-
mi>sory note in said deed described. and
whereas said note has lecOme due and is
INV unpaid. now therefore, in accordance
with the provisions oi said decd ii trust
and AT the request I'll the legal holder Of
s.El note. ] shall prNesSi To- sell the above
DESERVED real estate nj the wet front door
eli the court house in the city III Se,lalia,
il the county ri Pettis. state aforesaid, To
the highest bidder ior cash. at public
- Icii..n. on
SATURDAY THE NTH DAY OF JAN
CARY, 1894.
between the hours ii y in the forenoon and
) in the afternoon Of that day, to satisfy
said note, together with the Gust and ex-
ls.n>e Of executing tins trust. ll-lywjt
j. I. MONTGOMERY, &c. TMONrsOx,
Atty. Trustee