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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

NEW YORK, Sept. H. - Two families
poisoned and one man dead is the result of
a mushroom business expedition made 10
West Farms by Frank Calalano and
Joseph Olvero. The men knew but little
about mushrooms and brought back
basket full of toadstoels. They and their
wives and children partook of them and
were poisoned. Calalano died at O'Clock
yesterday afternoon aed Olvero will prob
ably die. The women and children are in
a serious condition.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11
HE COMMITTED SUICIDE!
The Cause and Its Lesson.

WIN did he commit suicide2 Oh for
the same reason that thousands of others are
on the verge Of the same sin, or IN imme-
diate danger of insanity, paralysis, idiocy
or some other equally unfortunate result of
anv nervous affection. He knew he was
afflicted with a nervous disorder, but was
careless, apparently indifferent to the ont
come; or he m " have lessened his chances
for recovery by treating with physicians
who had little Dr no knowledge of such af-
fections, or by deuging himself with worth
less so-called remedies His case was a sad
one, but no worse than that of any other
nervous sufferer, who has nervous or sick
headache bilousuess dizziness, irritability
melancholy, failing memory, hot flashes,
fainting sleeplessness, nervous dyspepsia,
sexual debility, epilepsy, etc The same or
similar consequences are likely to result to
any one who has any of these advance
symptoms of an awful end. Do not hesitate
in getting rid of them by intelligent treat
ment DR.. Franklin Miles, the celebrated
specialist has studied nervous diseases over
20 years and has discovered the only re-
liable remedy for them. Thousands of vol
untary testimonials prove the virtues Of Dr.
Miles Restorative Nervine.
Alonzo Barker, Of Clinton, n. Y, writes "l
was so afflicted with extreme nervousness that
! was on the verge of insanity My hands trem-
bled so that | could scarcely feed myself used
twelve bottles Of Dr, Miles Restorative Nervne,
and was cured. It's with pleasure recommend
this wonderful remedy for nervous troubles"
"I had been great sufferer from chronic
headache until began, about four months ago,
20 use DR.. Miles Restorative Nervine aud Pills,
since which time l have not had n headache.
Several of my friends are using Dr.. Miles REM
edies, and find them, as / did, to be more than
you claim for them.''-Mrs. Mary Kister, Los
Angeles, Cal.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11


PITTsBURG, Sept. 11.-Alfred Benedict
King, Worlds fair commissioner from
Liberia, whose home is at Monrovia in
that country, was passenger on the
Columbia flyer over the Pennsylvania rail
road He had just left Washington, where
he had gone at the instance Of his govern
ment to interview President Cleveland
and Secretary Gresham respecting a mat
ter that may cause the United States and
France to lock horns in a dispute which
will command at least the earnest atten-
tion of the diplomats Of both countries
The commissioner in an interview saidi
1--WE have a grievance and very serious
one. France is not only encroaohing upon
our territory but has actually absorbed
considerable Of it, both inland and coast.
We are an Independent government, but
we are not strong enough to cope with as
powerful nation as France
81 was instructed to visit Washington,
and if possible confer with the president
and the secretary of state respecting as
sistance l had long talk with Secretary
Gresham, and explained the situation in
detail He assured me that our interest
should receive attention as soon as the
Samoan affair is disposed of The cabinet
held a meeting Thursday concerning the
Liberian matter, but l am not at liberty to
divulge the result. think, though, can
state consistently that United States will
espouse our cause"
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

NEW YORK, Sept. 1.-THE executive
committee OF the Irish National league in
America issues an address, in which the
futility of Gladstone's home rule measure
is set forth, and a great convention of
Irishmen from all countries urged. "At
such convention" =" says the address, ''the
example Of American patriots might be
emulated and declaration of Ireland's
independence given to the world"
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

CALDWELL Kan, Sept. 1.-Two bicy-
clists have arrived from Trinidad, Colo.
They made the trip in six days, distance
of 700 miles They have attached fianges
on the tires of their wheels, and fastened
the two wheels together by a steel rod,
and will make the run to Pond Creek on
the Rock Island railroad track. They can
travel on the track at the rate of thirty
miles an hour
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

LITTLE Rock, Ark, Sept. lit. w.
Whitley, residing near Silver Hill, Ark,
with the elder members of his family, at
tended church some distance from home,
leaving five Of his children, ranging in age
from to 49, in care of the house After
the services were over he returned to find
the house had been burned to the ground
and all five children cremated.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11
AnxIety for Prince nlsmnrel..

LONDON, Sept. IA dispatch from Kis-
singer says that Prince Bismarck's con-
dition has caused the greatest anxiety for
some time. His son William and several
family friends have lately been summoned
10 his bedside. The princes illness began
with a chill after his reception to the depu-
tation from Frankfort. This was followed
10y an attack of gout and the disease
called shingles"
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

ERIE, Pa, Sept, 11.-Edward Knobleoh,
partner Of the Knoblech & Bro. Fish COM
pany, committed suicide in a horrible
manner. He first cut his throat with a
iacknife, and then with a case knife after
which he picked up jagged piece of lath
and tore the wound open in shocking
manner. He died Immediately.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11
The vatiean WIN InvsstIgate.

ROME, Sept. 1.-THE Vatican is about
10 open am inquiry of the most searching
tharacter into the latest opposition to
Mgr. Satolli in the United States, an op-
position which has ramifying influence,
extending to Rome itself The vatican has
resolved to act with the greatest energy
upon the evidence it has secured in the
matter.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

BEDFORD, Pa, Sept. ll.-George B. Ke-
garise, a prominent Dunkard preacher
and one of the best known men in the
county, committed suicide yesterday by
hanging at his home near Salemville, this
county. Mr. KegRrlse was 90 years Of
age.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11
Cholera Prevents a Church Oongress.

BUDA PEsTH, Sept 1.-The Catholic
congress fixed to open in Theresiopolis to-
day has been prohibited by the Hungarian
minister Of the interior, owing to the prev
aleuce of cholera The congress would
have attracted 5000 persons.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11
A oouutsrrsiting Gang Captured.

ATLANTA, Sept IA gang Of twenty
three counterieiters, operating in Clark
and neighboring counties, have been
arrested They melted britannia metal
and made a good imitation of silver coin.
Large quantities are i'm circulation.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

PITTsBURG, Sept 1.-THE jury in the
electrical conspiracy case, after being out
twenty-f0ur hours failed toagree and was
discharged, The vote stood S to in favor
Of conviction
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

TOPEKA, Kan, Sept lit is under
stood here that the verdict Of the court
martial which tried Colonel Hughes is
guilty" and that he is dishonorably dis
charged from the military service Of the
akafa
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

CREsToN, Ia, Sept 1l.-A gasoline stove
exploded here yesterday, setting fire to the
residence of w. B. Maxwell, and resulting
in the fatal burning of his wife and daugh-
ter Stella The house was burned to the
ground
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

office Hours: o H.W. to ? PIX.
NAI-5 TOE REFERENCE.
The following area few oftho many that have
been entirely cured Of Rupture by DE. J. B.
MAYEB's TREATMENT;
Jacob G. SchGll, 232O North Broad st., ,Phila.
he. e. Sheesly Shelton, Dauphin Co., la.
T. b. Rossit r, PhocniXville, Ia.
X. \. Hall, Newton n. J.
John II Sche earer ,NcllowH Housep O., ,BerlsCo Pa
A. $. KleinEena, Limeliln p. Berks Co., Pa.
s. Jones Philips, Kcnuct Square, Pa,
A. A. Goldgwonthy Cent a!ia, Col. Co., Pa.
G. Heritage, GIulica Hill, M
l.. E. Hess, Gockhil, Pa.
=. A. Kreil1, slaungton, Pa.
y. NJ. Small, Mount Alto. Pa.
Jas. Davis, Pit ttyilei 22nd ward, Phila.
j.. Il. Kunkel, 1871 Linden St Allentown, Pc.
eco. w. Watt, Rorristnwn, Pa.
s. T. Benny, COZ s 10th St Phila.
Rev. S, II. Sh-rmer Sunbury, Pa.
a. p. Levimors, Woodbury., n. }.
y. J.. Dellett, "a S. 18th st., Reading, Pa.
israel Sandt, LGiu ST., South EastOn. Pa.
b. p Deturk, Jr, Obey, Berks Co, Pa.
j. Genseheine-, Clayton, N. j.
l. X DanenhOw er, ll09 Columbia Ave, Pa.
D. C Piper 1856 Pearl st., Reading Pa.
VIM. Grautlaud, Gloucester, N. j
". Shaw, Winona Avenue, W. Of Morris street.
Germantown, Phila.
VIM Dix, 1926 MontrOse st., Pbila,
Thomas B. Ha rtung New Ringgold, Pa.
G. LeclIel, 223l Reese St.. Phila.
]. G. Quimby, 24l Pearl st. Reading, Pa.
R. G. Stanley, 424 Spruce St., Lebanon, Pa.
A. Schneider, Locust Dale, Pa.
d. B. Noll, Ii mekiln ?. O., BerRs Co, Pa.
G. A. Deturk, BirdsboIo, Berks Co, Pa.
VIM e. Harte nstine PhoeniXville, Pa.
VIM Linebach ,62i Washington St, Reading, Pa
John c. Lyme, 1910 Howard St., Harrisburg, Pa
Chas Smith, 412 Greenwich st., Phila.
g. Burkhard, 439 Locust St., Reading, Pa.
c. G. Keehn, Douglasville, Berks Co., Pa.
Henry L. Rowe, PottstOwn, Pa.
G.. L. Swartz, Poynette, Wis.
VIM. ]. Bibig haus, 500 Taylor St, Camden, M.
Alfred Haley, PhillipsbuTg, n. j.
R. Magill, Hen Lock, Chester Co., Pa.
Mr. Beckard, Baird St., Germantown, Philas
John Shupe Teford P. O., Mongt Co., Pa.
VIM. Ettinger, Leesport Pa.
e. Crabtree 200i Palethorp St., Phila.
II. S. Greedy, 35l7 North 2nd St., Phlla.
Philadelphia Office is closed on the 2nd satur-
day of each month, DR.. J. b. Mayer being at the
Hotel Penn, Reading Pa, 70 give treatment TO
persons in that vicinity on that day.
DR.. j. b. Mayors terms for treatment is in
reach ofall. Call and get cured.
N b. Persons from out Of town can receive
treatment and return home the same day.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

Threatening, but probably without rain;
Iarisble winds.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

Captain Sweeney, U.S.A., San Diego, Cal,
says: "Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy is the first
medicine have ever found that would do me
any good" Price 80 cts. Sold by Druggists.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

Do not neglect Cough, as there is danger of
its leading to Consumption. SHuoH's CURE
will save you a severe Lung Trouble. 1t is the
best Cough Cure and dspeedily relieves Coughs,
Group, Whooping Cough and Bronchitis, and
Is sold on guarantee. 25 eta.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11
THE END IS NOT YET.
Long Winded Speeches Expected
in the Senate,
no VOTE LI-7ry BEFORE OCTOBER,

Messrs. George, Jones and Daniel win
Each Speak for Two Days on the RE-
peal Question, While Thirty Others
Are Booked for Speeches
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

WA MA The Favorite TOOTH POWDER
NV wv fort the Teeth and Breath, $50.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11
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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-09-11

An agreeable laxative and NERVE TOXIC.
Sold by Druggists or sent by mail. 25c., 6Oc.
and $l.OO per package. Samples free.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-07-30
LITERARY PERSONALITIES.

THE lady who is now known as the
duchess of Devonshire has been for
many years an anonymous contributor
to the Saturday Review of London.
PATRIOTIC William Dean Howells
denies the published reports that he is
going abroad TO remain several years.
Mr.. Howells says that he finds an
abundance of charming characters in
American life, and that he has no need
togo abroad to study European models
Nh. JULIAN HAwrHoRSE, accompa-
MED by his eldest daughter, Hide
garde, has been at the worlds fair
seven weeks with view TO making
literary use OF his daily observations
A stranger picked him out in a crowd
one day. through his resemblance to
his father.
GUY DE MAUPAssAyT was. for NUM-
Der Of years, clerk in the French
naval Office, and 1t was while there. in
the intervals of his official studies, that
he prepared himself for a literary ca
reer. Prior TO his public debut as
writer his work was supervised and
directed By Flaubert
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-07-30
AGRICULTURAL PROVERBS.

DoN'T feed your horses much corn,
aor yourself much fat meat this hot
weather.
If you own drains, note carefully
how the crops over them are growing.
If you do not 60 look at the crops over
your neighbors' drains
THE man that will scrub tho bins
thoroughly with boiling brine just be-
fore he fills them will hardly be
troubled with weevl- Whitewashing
the bins with thin whitewash, being
careful to get it into cracks and cor
uers, makes assurance doubly sure.
EDWIN TAYLOR, the noted Kansas
potato grower, sows oats immediately
after the early potatoes ere gathered,
and plows them under in the fall just
rs they are heading. He is a firm be-
lever in fall blowing for potatoes and
pins his faith to g. zen manuring and
Earnyard manure for raising big crops.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-07-30
THE WRITER'S SCRAP BOOK.

To THE Frenchmen lola seems an in
AispensabIe quantity. The first edition
of his lie Docteur Pascal" is one of
8fty-five thousand copies.
DIR. ScHLIEMANN's facility in lam
guagc is noted by the author of an ap-
preciative article in THE Atlantic. -
He describes the archaeologist as carry
ing his part, at his own table, in three
concurrent conversations in as many
tongues.
ARCHIBALD CLAvERING GUNTER, the
nuthor of 'Mr. Barnes of New York"
and kindred works of fiction, is making
hay while the sun shines. He is re-
ported as saying frankly: 81 don't be-
ieve people will read my truck much
longer. and I am going to load them
up while they want it"
ZoLA's most successful book has been
s"The Downfall" which though only q
year or two old, has been sold to the
extent of one hundred and seventy-six
thousand copies. His next most popu-
lar novel has been Mana" the sale of
(which has reached one hundred and
sixty-six thousand copies.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-07-30
VARIED AND INTERESTING.

THE solid nutriment in an egg
equals one-third of its weight.
ONLY one hundred and seventy per-
sons in Florida have deposits in saw
mGs banks.
ONE-FIrrH of the total resident pop
nlation of Denver is composed of peo-
pie who went there for their health's
sake
A woMAN's corsets, worn with only
the average degree of tightness, exerts
pressure of forty pounds on the or
gans they compress.
OF. the human race 100000 are
well clothed, that is, wear garments of
some kind that will cover nakedness,
e5O, 900, 900 habitually go naked, and
roo, 900, 900 cover only the middle parts
Of the body.
AFTER the completion and arrange
ment CT the census reports of popula-
ton in 1870, new apportionment of
representatives was made, establish
ing the ratio of 49,, 800, and giving a
house of Representatives of 2S3 MEM
rarS
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-07-30
FUR, Feather AND FIN.

THE Arctic whale never migrates to
Che southwark, as most species of
whales do, because of its inability to
live in the heated waters of the south
ern seas.
THE crow flies at the rate of but
twenty-five miles per hour. The spar
row hawk flies six times as far, or one
hundred and fifty miles, in the same
length of time.
THE elephant is given the credit of
being the most long-lived as well as
the most intelligent of all animals.
Culver says that there are instances of
their having lived to beyond the age of
bhree hundred years.
LoNG-LEGGED birds have short tails.
a birds tail serves as rudder during
She act of fight. When birds are pro-
sided with long legs these are stretched
directly behind when the bird is flying
and SO act as rudder.
SWANS keep water free from weeds.
a lake in Burghley, England, which
gave constant occupation to three men
Six months in each year to keep it COM
paratively clean is now kept complete
~ clean by two pairs of swans.
RATS in tens of thousands infested
The Mercantile club building in st.
Louis. All the efforts to rid the house
Of the rodents proved unsatisfactory,
30 the building had to be torn down. a
tat-proOf structure will take its place.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-07-30
ART ETCHiECS.

EpwTS 4. ABBTT's friezs in the new
Boston public library has for its sab
iect the search for tho Holy Grail
GREEx paintings were executed In
distemper wi;h giue. milk or white IL
eggs and on wood. clay. plaster, stone.
parchment and canvas
3 GTExAx artist has finished paint
ing representing Prince bismarck aa3
ez-Minister william Walter Phelps
discussing the samoan conference
The work Is 70 be sent 20 View York
for exhibition in due time.
ALEA TADExA kays IL he studio
that the camera has had a most
heslthtul and useful influence on ars
and il OF the greatest use 20 painter
This high opinion viii be Of znusHaA
interes. 20 those persons Who bare
eon.czdcs1 TIA, photography has e0ns
i-rVrss.xabin damage % real art
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-07-30
NEW AND NOVEL.

A TRAVELLING bank Is projected In
Idaho, to accommodate a few towns ON
Kootenai lake, neither Of which can
support bank Of it's own. The banjo
Is to be on boat. which will travel
from town TO town.
MAYOR GgASoER, Of Fort Dodge, Ia
recently ordered that all drinking Sa-
looms should have their windows freq
from curtains and screens on Sundays
II had this effect: not glass Ct liquor
was sold on the FIRST Sabbath cle order
west into effect.
FRENCH ingenuity has coutriyed an
improved stope-cutting saw Of remark
able efficiency-a circular saw having
its edge set with black diamonds 10
the same way az the straight blades
but, as the strain on tho diamond Is all
In one direction. the sctting can TO
made much flrrncr.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-07-30
KNOWN BY THEIR WORK.

THE Slaughter family OF Texas are
said to be the most extensive landown-
ers in America, their combined hold
ings amounting to half million acres.
HIRAM CAMP, of New Haven. who
died recently, made more clocks than
any other man in America He was o
philanthropist, a wealthy man and
founder of the New Haven Clock COM
pany-
HoEAcE ". HAYNES. of Charlotte,
Ne, who is now seveuty-thrce years Of
age. was the driver of the barouche
drawn by eight black horses which
conveyed President Tyler from Boston
to the grea: Bunker Hill celebration on
june L. Iss3.
HARVEY ALBEE- of Lena, III, is, in
point Of continuous service. the Oldest
constable in the United States, having
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-07-30
FASHIONS QUEER FANCIES.

HELIorRoPE and black are one OF the
fayorite combinations.
GREEN, in all shades and tiuts, re-
mains one of the leading colors.
TUCKED yokes, with big frills of the
material. are seen on dresses OF cam
oric, lawn and null.
DRESSES of white serge. duck, mo-
hair and cashmere are trimmed with
passementerie and large crochet but
tons.
LITTLE girls dresses have waists
made of straight widths of the matcri-
nj shirred into a band about three
inches, with standing rlche above.
NEW waist trimming is made Of a
straight piece of material about four
teen inches long. This is gathered IN
very full at the collar and droops OF Its
own free will over shoulders and bust.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-07-30
OUT OF THE ORDINARY.

A TOMBSTONE in cemetery near q
small Vermont town bears the inscrip-
ton: "Sacred to the memory of three
twins"
In less than an hour after he had
been granted divorce. James +. Lay
ton. of Goshen, Ind, was married to
another woman.
A MASSIVE silver bracelet Of Indian
workmanship and much valued was re-
Gently found on the collection plate of
a Congregational church in the Scotch
capital.
THE will of Jane Nevins, who died at
Yonkers, was in dispute before the
surrogate of Westchester county, n.
y. The coffin plate was produced, and
its date showed that the woman had
died five days before the will was
signed.
A. W. GLOVER, Of Windsor Locks,
Wis. claims to have discovered in the
foundations of an old foundry stone
covered with hieroglyphics. supposed
to be of Indian origin. though no one
versed in Indian lore can decipher
them.
A LITTLE colored boy was summing
himself on the banks of a stream at
Macclenny, Fla. when he saw an alli-
gator hastily approaching. The lad
fed and took refuge in tree, where
he was held prisoner three hours, the
reptile occasionally looking up and
swapping his jaws at him
The purgatory of the 1slaInites is
called Al Araf. and it is supposed to be
half way between hell and paradise
Mohammed is believed by the whole
sect of Islam TO be the only person who
has ever gone to paradise without be-
ing forced to go through preparatory
course at Al Araf
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nSUMPTION
SURELY CURED.

To TEE ED.poH-Please inform your READ
e-s that have positive remedy for the
above naraed disease. BIZ is Timely uss
thousands Of hopeless cases hare been per-
rraneniiy cured shall BE- glad To send
two bottles Of IMy remedy free 20 any o. yossr
readers who have consumption II fssey VII
send rsss their express assd pos: Office aslirsza
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And They Don't Think It's Absurd.
He (the bridegroom at the worlds
fair)-Do you want to go to the Art
building, dear?
She 1.-THE bride)-Do you?
Hell do, If you do.
Shelf you do do, dear.
He-Just rs you say.
She-Do, dear, take your choice.
He-WeI, don't want to unless you
want to.
She-I don't want to unless you want
+ to. with solicitude.) Do you want
to?
He-If you want to, dearest.
She (timidly)-WeL, let's go.
He-Are you sure you want to go?
Shelf you are.
He {timidly) We'll, let's go.
Exeunt absent-mindedly toward the
stock pavilion. Chicago Record.
Tit for Tat.
"What have we here?' asked the
car, as his private chamberlain
wheeled into the room barrow-load of
documents.
Your imperial ma5esty1" replied the
chamberlain, ''these are petitions from
America protesting against the ex-
pulsion of the Jews from your domin-
ions"
Indeed? Are they written on one
side or on both?''
Son one side, sire"
"Goodi We can utilize the other side
by getting up Russian petitions against
the deportation of the Chinese from
America. "-Harpers Bazaar.