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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
Still Bright and Booming,

Many bright and useful publications
come round to us annually and the
sight Of them is as refreshing and well
come as the faces of friends on New
Years day. Friends faces are kept in
remembrance: good books for refer
cnce, inasnluch as they lead and teach
us what is to be done in many painful
straits. One such publication, always
foremost, is before us, brimful of sound
advice and the raciest bits of fun, orig
inal and copyrighted, from the pens of
such noted humorists as Bill Nye, Opic
P.Rcad, Danbury-News-Man and others.
1t is Il free gift of the season at the drug
gists' counter, and will be sought for as
the highly popular st. Jacobs Oil Family
Almanac and Book of Health and
Humor, 1893. Tho work differs some
what from its former editions, but is
none the less attractive and in many Of
it's features is the superior of former
numbers. One special feature is the
Golfer Of One Hundred Dollars open
to all contestants, the details of which
a perusal of the book will more fully
give. The almanac is sent forth by the
Charles A. Vogeler company, Balti-
more, Md, proprietors of some Of the
best known and most reliable medi-
cinal preparations. A copy will be
mailed to any address on receipt of q
2-cent stamp by the above firm,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
An Autumn Landscape.

20 wind there IS that either pipes or means,
Inc Fields are cold and still; tic sky
- covered. with u blue-gray sheet
OF motionless cloud; n ut my feet
The river, curling softly by,
rhispers and dtmp!cs round its quiet gray
stones.
Along the chill green slope that dips and
leaves
The road runs rougi, and silent, lined
with plum trees. misty and blue-gray,
And poplars pal!idns the day.
In masses spectral, underlined,
Pale .g~reenish stems half hid In dry gray
leaves.
And on beside the rivers sober edge
Along fresl, field lies black. Beyond.
Low, thickets gray and reddish stand.
hand,
Over q little stecl-smonth pond,
hang multitudeso OF thin and whitening sedge.
Across a waste and solitary rise
a ploughman urges his dull team,
a stopped gray figure witt, prone broM
That plungcs bending tn the plough
With strong, uneven steps. The stream
things and re-echoes with his furious cries.
Sometimes the lowing OF a COW, iong-drawr.
comes from .arotf; and crows in strings
Pass on tho upper st,ences.
"A flock of small gray goldnncles,
Flown down with silvery twitterlngs,
hustle among the birch cones and IRE gone.
This day tho season. seems like one that hecds
with liked ear and lifted hand
All moods that yet ure known on earth,
NJ motions that have faintest birth,
II itapiy' she may understand
Inc utmost inward sense of all her deeds.
Archibald Lampman, In Harptr's Magazine.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
TAKEN FOR GRAVE ROBBERS.
b Adventure OF Two Gallant swains
Living In Cincinnati.

There nre a pair of gallant swains liv.
gained some notoriety of late by fig.
wiring as the heroes of a story that has
just leaked cut. They have conferred
their hopes Of future bliss on two voting
ladies Of Hartwell's upper tendon, and
make frequent visits to that suburb:
Last week they brought the objects Of
their affection III to the tleatef and d
81. Nicholas supper after the show:
The long drive to Hartwell carried
their horiewaid Journey far into the
early hours of the morning. After
their fair inamoratas had left them
they decided to drive and sleep by
turns, says the Cincinnati Hmes-St
The first man had been allowed his
forty winks. and his partner in the
back seat, wrapped in the arms OF
Morpheus and a heavy laprobe. had
resigned himself to happy dreams oil
miss Helyett" and her glorious wealth
of red hair. AS they were passing the
Spring Grove cemetery the command
to "Halp broke the silence, and
caused the young drivers hair to as.
sumo d pompadoir attitude and his
knees to knock together like cyribals
as tho. hight Waterman looked with
suspicion on the mysterious something
in the back seat.
whats that?" he demanded, point
Ing at the object OF the ~"hold-up."
"That's a man." said the young man,
rather jerky like. He's asleep"
Lets see you wake 'im," snapped
the supporter of Justice. thinking he
had y cincli,
After long and continued shakes and
awake lip, Bill and the like, things
began to look blue for the youth III
the front seal.
II thought 3d." said the officer; look.
ing Mt him obviously, and his ambi.
tious soul swelled within him at the
thought of promotion. A grave-rob.
Der, caught ~red-handed, too!
Finally, after more pulling and jerk.
ing, and a heavy jolt from the officers
mace, the young man put his head out
of the laprobe and said drowsily:
Whats the matter? Are we held
up3 Here's the gun"
He handed his friend the polished
steel and then settled back for another
nap, while the officer went into the
graveyard and bumped his head
against a marble slab. The belated
lovers pursued their journey without
further molestation.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
WHAT RPR DID.
Twelve Piute Indians Put Fifty-fouf
White Men to Rout.

speaking of surprises" continued
the San Francisco Examiner, reminds
me of something that happened back
in SO and which illustrates my point
that n surprise is demoralizing to the
best of men. An emigrant train COM
posed of men from the eastern states
had travelled across the plains with
their wives aud children. There wero
iifty-four able bodied men in the party,
and their bravery had been thorough
ly tested on the way across the CONT
nent. They had repulsed numerous
bands of hostile Indians, for whom
they were constantly on the watch.
They came along the Old Emigrant
trail and one night campcd near the
Humboldt river IN Nevada. They had
safely encountered porils and prlva-
tions which they had expected to
meet, and were almost in sight of the
promised land. A few days more
would bring them into California, the
land of gold. The fact that they were
80 ear their journeys end made them
careless, and all thought of danger
from Indians was forgotten. No guards
wero posted, and the men stacked
their guns against one of the wagons.
Men, ome and children were gath
ared about the camptires, resting after
a hard days journey. Suddenly they
were attacked on all sides by what
aeemed to be a large band of Indians.
The horses wero stampcded and men
were shot down as a band of Indians
dashed through the camp. These
brave emigrants, who had fought their
way safely so far against greatly supe-
rior numbers, fell over each other in
their efforts to get away. Not n mar
Of them thought of resistance, but
fed, terror-stricken. without eve u
thought for wife or little ones. The
train was scattered. and it a several
days before the fugitives came to-
gether again.
Twelve Piute Indians, for it was
afterward ascertained that the band
contained that many. routed iifty-fonr
white men, each Of whom under ordi-
nary circumstances considered himself
II match for at least four redskins.
THAT shows what a surprise will
do, and now / want to tell you how a
little GOODNESS and nerve accomplished
directly opposite results. l had been
engaged to bring a band of 5000 sheep
from New Mexico into California, and
with my two partners and six Mexican
herders had brought them safely to
the very spot where = few nights be-
fore the emigrant train had been
routed. We camped for the night
near the river, and after dark that
same band of Piutes tackled us. They
wero twelve to our three, for we did
not trust the MexicanB with guns. but
were on the watch for them and they
did not get so much as n mutton bone
from us. / tell you it makes a heap of
difference whether or not you know
what is going to happen"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
On little..

"A little.s
"How much?s
-Four glasses, maybe. or tive.s
Anything else?n
ayes, some pie"
"How much?n
-Four pieces"
1Whnt elseP"
"Sorle waftes.A
Show many-a Dozens
No, sir. Only three"
@What elsep"
Some cakes"
as that all?'
well, some pie, and a piece Of va
termel6n.-and-"
"And whatps
"A piece of pineapple, i Think
"What have you been drinking?"
sSome soda water and Lemonade"
"That's all you can think OFF"
ayes. SIR"
SWELL, you go home, and if you ever
get sick again I'll discharge you"
The iiei in the office looked in won.
der Mt the little boy with the enormous
capacity and wondered how 1t was
that he wasn't dead instead Of being
bnly sick, .
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
ONE ENJOYS

ONE ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs il taken; It is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efectually, dispcls colds. head
aches and fevers and cures habituas
constipation. Syrup Of Figs is tho
only remedy Of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly naf6cial It's
effects, prepared onlys7roidT th0 most
healthy and agreeable substances, T.
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known
Syrup Of Figs is for sale in 300
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA re SYRUP CO.
SAY FRANCISCO. CAL:
LOUISVILLE. kK. VIEW Y0Rk. ~.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
Wanted Some Excitement.

Petted Boy-Mamma, may l go sled
ding7
Fond Mamma (nervously)-A boy
was killed on that hill last winter, and
two boys were hurt only last week.
May l go skating?
Horrors, no! You might break
through and get drowned.
May / go play in the street?
There was a terrible runaway right
past the house only three days ago,
and there is no telling what moment
another may happen. Sit down and
Illrcad to you.
Well. mamma, please read me some
nice little story about q boy gettin'
struck by a meteor while his ma1nmn
was readin' to him.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
The slipper Is the Thing.

There is much talk at Yale about
a%bolishing the compulsory attendance
at prayers in the college chapel. Judg-
ing from some recent public exploits
of some of the learned and studious
youth at Mr.. Yale's institution these
youngsters need to be prayed for and
need still more to be spanked until
they learn how to soften their lar
ncra with acience.-N. 7. SIN.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
Doomed to the Basement.

st. Peter-From New York, Ell?
Well, you didn't pay your grocer, and
never lost q chance to slip out Of your
fiat without paying the rent. You
can't come in.
New Arrival-Eh? Where shall 1 go?
st. Peter-Down below.
New Arrival-Grent snakes! Have |
got to go and room with the janitor?
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
Completely uprooted.

How many remedies there are which
merely relieve without uprooting disease.
The contrast with sterling medicines
which such palliatiyes afford, not only en-
hances the dignity of the former, but
serves to emphasize the folly of employ
ing halfway measures when thorough
ones are available. A marked instance of
this Is the effect, on the one hand, of Hos
letters Stomach Bitters in cases of chills
and fever and bilious remittent, and on
the other Of ordinary remedies in mala-
dies OF this type. BY the Bitters, malar-
ial complaints in every stage, andof the
most malignant type, are completely con-
quered and lose their hold upon the sys-
TEN. They are rarely, if ever, %dislodgcd
by the ordinary resources of medicine, al
though their symptoms may unquestion-
ably be mitigated through such means.
The same holds good of Indigestion, bill
iousness, kidney complaint, rheumatism,
nervousness and debility. BY the Bitters
they are cured when mary remedies fail.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
Important to FIeshy People.

We have noticed q page article in the
Boston Globe on reducing weightat a very
small expense. 1t will pay our readers to
send 2-cent stamp for a copy to Betina
Circulating Library, 36 L. Washington
street, Chicago, III.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
Getting Change.

Blifkins-Herc's only two dollars. l
gave you a %five-dollar bill to go out and
get changed"
Boy-"That's all they gave me-"
"Huhl' Pretty storyl Where did
you go to get it changed"
"Just round TIL corner to a church
fa;rO
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

Remember that in Garfield Tea You
have an unfailing remedy for indigestion,
sick headache II every attending Ill that
an abused stomach can make You suffer.
Every druggist sells it; Csc, SOC and 81.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
Not Exclusive.

First Little Miss-"Our family is
awful exclusive. Is yours?"
Second Little Miss--"Of tourse not
We hasn't anysing to be 'shamed Of"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

"A Canadian has invented a contriy-
ance to do away with holding a telephone
receiver to the ear while talking over the
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

The ice or Lake Champlain is about
two feet thick and so hard and solid that
it would sustain the weight of o train of
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

FI1,s.-An Fits stopped free by DIR. KLINE,
GREAT NERVE RESTORER. No Fits after Ir,t
a asy use. Ma y, curss. treaties and sss9S trial
Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

"A body Weighing 10000 pounds ut the
equator would weigh 10,G31 pounds in
London.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

Cured cough left after lung fever, with
two bottles. Mrs. Lizzie Burns, Barclay,
Sangamon county, ILL.,, writes as follows:
II think DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup is truly
on excellent remedy for coughs left from
my daughter.n
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

Coughs and Hoarseness.-The irri-
tation which induces coughing immedi-
ately relieved by use of "Brown's Bron-
chial Troches." Sold only in boxes.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
Plenty Of Water.

Old Lady-If theftrain should happen
to run off the track, wouldn't these
stoves set the cars on fire?
Brakeman-No danger, ma'am. The
only bad places in this road are on the
bridges.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

Ladies, use Or. Aanae's Periodical. Ptis, from
Paris. Franco. Established in Europe, 1889; United
States. 1887. Cures al! impressions. Irregularities aud
monthly arrangements. Safe, harmless, reliable.
TLey positively must not be taken during pregnancy.
Many of the Ills 70 which ladies are subject are the
direct results Of irregular menftruation. Continued
monthly impressions result in blood poisoning and
quick consumption. e2 n package or 8 for s., per mail,
In plain sealed envelope. on recent Of price. The L.
by sedgwick & Grady, Sioux City, 10. Wholesale and
retail agents.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

-On the bank of the River Nahn, be-
tween Bingen and Coblentz, there is an
echo capable of repeating q sentence sew
cnteen times.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
ne n.

r.|H
Greyneek--aYou remember that very
handsome watch ! lost five or six years
ago9"
renee?
Greyneck-"You remember how J
looked high and low for it and could
not find it anywherep"
Smilax-"I remember your diligent
and exhaustive search"
Greyneck-"Wcll, yesterday I put on
an old waistcoat that hand't worn for
years. and what do you think I found
in the pocket"
Smilax Your watch; let me con.
graduate YOU"
Greyneck--"No. / found the hole
that l must have lost it through
Spare Moments.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

The youngest English bride on record
was 2 years old. She was the daughter of
Sir William Brereton, in the sixteenth
century, and her hubby was only a year
her senior.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
They Can Settle.

"A young woman died at Leigh, Eng,
last week from the effect of being struck
in the eye by a SNOWFALL thrown in fun by
a bow.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
o Be Expected

To Be Expected.
Prof. De Science-Statistics show
that men r growing shorter and wo-
men are growing taller.
Lady-Not unlikely. I don't know
of anything that has such a stretchy
effect as hanging onto street car straps.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

The fixed stars are ofall colors, violet,
blue, green and red predominating.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
TO MOTHERS.

TO MOTHERS:
Tho time to check an attack Of Group
is in the evening when the baby begins
to be troubled with a coarse, rough
Sometimes this begins in tho
afternoon. AS soon as manifests
itself, give your littleone Reid's Ger
man Cough and Kidney cure. It may
be necessary to weaken it a little with
water. If5the druggist does not keep
it, send your address 70 us . postal
card, to the sylvan Remedy Co, Peoria,
Ill, and they will send you o trial
bottle free, because they want you to
try it.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

An average of $4,000 letters are posted
without addresses in England every dny.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

WEAK LUNGS R STRENGTHENED, Pleur-
isy Pains relieved, and Asthmatic symp-
toms subdueds by DR.. d. Jayne's Expecto-
rant, a sovereign remedy for all Coughs
and Colds.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

Strawbcr-"I see that u porter on
the Boston express died very suddenly
the other day" Singerly-"What was
the cause Of his death?" Strawber-
.Some one succeeded in opening .
window and he accidentally inhaled .
quantity Of fresh AMY: Y. Herald
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

in the Alaska mines potatoes sell for
50 cents each and tobacco for $16 u plug.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
Lkslyto cst Even.

Likslyt 10 Get Even.
Old Friend-What became OF tehat
beautiful f%uli-length portrait Of yonr
self and your first husband?
Mrs. Twotimes-Tt is hidden away
up garnet. My second husband has
never seen it yet. I'm keeping it for .
surprise.
A surprise?
Yes. IT he ever again gives me !
l0-cent bottle of perfumery for a Christ
mas present, I'll give him that painting
for a New Years present.
Truly in Earnest.
Sweet Girl-And do you really love
me?
Handsome Drummer-With my who'll.
soul.
Sweet Girl (doubtfully)-How am
to know that you are telling the truth,
Handsome Drummer (earnestly)-l
am not selling goods now.
Not Very Wise.
Teacher-Who was the wisest man
that ever lived?
Boy-Samson.
Teacher-No, he wns the strongest.
II Samson had been wise, he would not
have let his wife cut his hair.
Boy-That's SO. He'd a gone to .
barber.
They Can Settle.
Great Traveler-The Chinese make it
an invariable rule, to settle all their
debts on New Years day.
American Host-Y-c-s, but the Chi
nese don't have a Christmas the week
before.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

The average weight OF the Chinese
brain is said to be heavier than the. aver
age weight of the brain in any other race.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
Justice to All.

1t is now apparent to the Directors of the Worlds Columbian
Exposition that millions of people will be denied the pleasure Of becoming
the possessors of
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11
Mads Nc Sick

'JIfst ] hAd pains In my back and chest,
AAen faint feeling ~ the stomach and ~ hen I
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-02-11

About Catarrh. No matter what you've
tried aid found wanting, you can be cured
with De Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Tho pro-
prietors of this medicine agree 10 cure YOU.
or they'll pay you $500 in cash.
The morning call., 1893-09-13
THE DIVE ORDINANCE.
Jury lnpaneled in the Cases Against
Ned Foster.


AS there was desire on the part of both
the prosecution and he defense to try the
cases against Ned Foster Of the Bella
Union for selling liquor without a license
as speedily as possible Judge Campbell
held court last night. The courtroom was
crowded.
Attorney II. L. Gear of the Anti-Dive
League, who is assisting the prosecution,
asked that the cases of Friday night and
Sunday afternoon be dismissed on the
ground of an lnformality in the COM
plants. The cases were accordingly dis
missed.
1t appears that Prosecuting Attorney
Reed had drawn up the complaints on old
blank forms which contained no reference
to the anti-dive ordinance, and were there
fore worthless.
Then another error was discovered that
Foster had been asked to plead on Monday
morning IN these two cases when no COM
plants had been filed. This was not a
fatal error, but it showed gross careless
ness.
As the jury had been summoned to try
the case IF Friday night, and 1t had 10 be
dismissed, it looked as il another Jury
would have to be summoned for another
day. Bpt Carroll Cook. on the suggestion
OF the Judge, expressed his willingness 10
impanel the jury to try the case of Monday
night, provided the court would agree TO
postpone hearing the evidence until to-
night, when Attorney George A. Knight,
who Is associated with him, would be pres
ent. This was agreed to by the Judge,
but Prosecuting Attorney Reed objected
and wanted the case of Sunday afternoon
to be taken up instead. His motion to that
effect was, however, ovtrruled.
About two and half hours were occu-
pied in impanelng the jury, and the court
adjourned until Tonight.
The morning call., 1893-09-13

much In evidence. and the rollcking
young Irishman was soon made favorite
among the jolly, generous and picturesque
fellows who would risk their lives to save
a baby from burning building or swagger
jauntily down the Bowery TO be admired
by the gaping pOpulace.
When the war broke out Mr.. Lane
joined the army. and through the four
years of hard fighting he proved himself
as brave and gallant volunteer soldier n
he had been volunteer fireman. He came
to this coast in 1872 and engaged in the
wholesale liquor trade at the corner OF
jackson and Davis streets, a business
which was continued until the time of his
death. In 1879 he was elected to the AS
sembly on the Wofkingmen's ticket from
the Twelfth Senatorial District. Two years
later he was again elected, that time on
the regular Democratic ticket. He served
through both terms with credit to.himself
and his constituents. He was member
OF the Grand Army of the Republic, and
was past post commander of General
George Meade Post No. 4S. His funeral
to-day will be conducted by the me ~ bers
of this organization. Mr.. Lane was also "a
member of the Veteran Firemen, and dur
ing his residence in this city be took an &C
tive interest in all matters pertaining to
the Fire Department. At the time of his
death he was 56 years of age. The funeral
will occur at $50 o'clock this morning
from ST. Mary's Cathedral. The in terment
will be at Mount Calvary Cemetery.