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The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1893-05-10

There are moro than 1000 square
niles Of valuable timber Land in Kew
foundland
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1893-05-10

II orIkfna7 wfth tkis crrnranV and + an
entirely sew fcafure n life Insurance..
II en4bfeE TIE CCzipAny - pfoF51e IN
4 suranct % r,erEons WHO are
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1893-05-10

CUMBERLAND VALLEY RAILROAD THE
" gTABLE-Dec IS isa2
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

Mr.. J. p. Blaize. an extensive real es-
tate dealer in Dies Moines. Iowa, mar
rowly escaped oneof The severest attacks
OF pneumonia while in the northern part
of that state during recent blizzard.
says the Saturday Review. mr. Blaize
had occasion to drive several miles dur
ing the storm and was so thoroughly
chilled that he was unable TO get warm.
and inside OF an hour after his return
he was threatened with severe caAe OF
pneumonia or lung fever. Mr. Blaize
cent to the nearest drug store'an got a
bottle Of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy,
Of which he had often heard, and took a
number Of large dosesA he says the
effect was wonderful aud In a short
time he was breathing quite easily. He
kept on taking the medicine and the
next day Was able TO como TO Des
Moines Mr.. Blaize regards his cure as
simply wonderful. For sale by Peck
Bros, druggists. 129 and 13l Monroe
street. and F. ]. Wurzburg. 5s Monroe
street
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

sDAll 1nekst sPer her skl<s. 1.s<ss
rssehIpg os1x - ~ wsisL (>u< q =
~sft i>ecnrt shsde. for luskNser. has 3
s<:rt Perfse11g p1sin ~zc>pt for The
BID byells = s1@el es.t ornalnsnt slss
snd one sids- TIE bosic> 4 plain, the
vsist Nd peetIy ~ DARK sysss vel.
ses rihhea. fslllng h long ssdA The
velvet jaekve = very tiny indeed. for.
besides bsiax - short. IL Il eat up.
both fsoas ana back. into . rather
deep poiat 4 jes friass nniShss The
edge t& sissv<s ara rather quaint.
tsst sevsrfp9 the elbow. The fall
pufy b gsshsred iato the arn above
the elbow. aud then . stifi. rounding
eu1 ssands vel away ffoas thu neat
eug 81 the bpdioe sleeve. such =
Jacket while really Inexpensive.
snakes rich addition ~ many plain
dress aud Il a. : servieeshlc color
can s. wows>wi>h more than Que gown.
rs Eva A. SeurBfHx
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

The work OF love. 30 many fisrs OF
snitsbls presents have already ap-
p>srsd In print, besidss the catalogues
Of the great shops themselves, that I
shall refrsin from spending any
long array Of nAmes- Only let me
say that. IL you are clever and
defs with four fingers. and have
any originAlitys you VIII no doubt
be able 70 nanufaeture much moro
accepsabls gifts for your friensfs
than any purchased article; and the
thought md time bestowed upon their
preparation win be far more grssify-
Ing thai he gffts themselves II you
DO porciazss. however, Try 10 estsblish
. barmcny between the recipient and
tho zift Don't present the handsome
scarf which you bougAt only because
IL wss such . bargain. 20 the woman
whose house n crowded with them al
ready; nor an elaborate silver PIN tray
20 the girl that hssn't yet been able 20
afford q cover for her bureau; nor an
elegant gold pen 70 the man who win
not write with anything bat his old
stab under any circumstances Ifyou
can make your presents useful lux
uries. they are likely 70 be more sc-
esptabls than these that look 90 pref
~ on bureau or table. but are always,
nevertheless. IN the way. The dre,sa
lengths. both In wool and cotton
goods. which are In all of the shops.
make sensible gifts; and they arc com
ing more into fashion every day. One
generally includes Innings and trim
mingS ss weli-white embroidery with
the eAmbrics, and velvet bands or
braids with the wooden lsngtts
But IL your acquaintance Is TO
slight % warrant . useful article.
. BE OF ehina- no matter how small. 90
long as u i genaines OF An attractive
esching. VII never fail 70 give pleasure.
For yoar literary friends ron need
never b az los N provide suitable
gift Rocks. In neat. sensible bindings.
give real pleasure.
This morning eveyytody was b1sfly
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

e~ysax. 1ss sseox. ernp en- seeuesa
I'D - plssssne snGRonekons: ed ere
shaDDsss ssemsd esn<isr and hisdlh>r
~ 'ssnsi. tn1ans - 10y we've ap<,n
<1s[r srrands - thouG h<fanss4
so1ieed Krset nunb<r ~ ths sAof<
fur JACKETS thnt were ss< 60 jn<< &C
~ weisk sn1 usrn with plain. hssvy
skir,A xhey nads sd~irsbis sborpissE
es>ssumsa, an1 we're liRAssnsd nsfls
" NE sofssr sleeves that we're in-
srr>pA 4 r>d-bsown skirs hsd ons of
49, jseksts IL sal. end rsd.hrown
a>eses of noLrs- Anothsr 49, en-
es>rokhsp. worn With . nesf blassk
>lkip1 and With black velvetern
dss<sk Another r2tbsr sensihle css-
tsuDs wss : cloak tkst felt - ths fsss
usade II . Heavy drsss soozis. II mix<d
berrs Gotta shsdrz II he'd = double
kox pisit back. and plain front; =
angle cap 81 grsea veivsl edged
Nth , sAbis ssna. ssd green velvet
sleax<s
oss bright son.n p>>.sd IN eoss
thai vas unninkska big bat elsserly ~
mo.ieird- The scAnt back hsd be<n
saf up IN three places. and wide vs. ~
blsSk rnoire had been inserted. 80 that
. prstty and fall effect Wa given " IL
A fall moirs cape had also been ssdrd.
Thsrc were s>xse Indixous sttrmpse -
snstInx lat years garments look
styll<h. One woman lad opsnsd ker
sleeves - the top snd Inserted IN spssu-
l<tfs Of sxtrAkhan The coat was 9th
e~>~f@s severely slain. Another had
maare sleeves Of correet shape, pas M .
plain. short jacket Of sesnt skirt and
plain cellar A brown costume had
bssn frskhensd by . narrow v Of sstrs-
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22
n.sas-d - IN. R.ssa.

Different ideas exist in England
from those prevalent in Germany with
regard 20 the attitude To be adopted BY
soldiers toward escaping prisoners.
Whereas Emperor William some time
ago aroused much unpleasant com-
ment by promoting corporal who
had shot AZ and killed in crowded
street en- escaping prisoner, nj Wool.
rich a sergeant and corporal have
Just been reduced 10 the ranks and
sentenced % months Imprisonment
FOR having discharged their cArbines.
without lnjary TO anybody. in public
thoroughfsrc st dsserter who had
broken away frum them
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22
(|!g|s!l!llJ!!]
Ask your jewcIerforpamphIet
DEAD.


A recent View York diupssch rod:
"Jsmes &. II, . kne looking ard
apparently healthy man, vas obusFved 70
dagger while waking on Filth Avesus this
afternoou, and AMER tAking oue e. two M
certain steps fsil 70 che sidewalk. When
picked up he vss dead. A physicias ex-
smined the body and pronouscsd lssvfd;ssass
the cause Of death. < peculiarly I'D I>ufurs
Of de case h that Mr.. H. 80 On he
var 70 Maine, 70 settle In the home ~ kis
boyhood. lie he'd passed Tie previous ten
years il tie western mining cuuntry, and bad
amsused fortune. IfYOU have 60 ofthe
symptoms given In the following tssfimonizis
You should lose no time In seeking rslis<
From John l. Roberts 6IatiDgton, Pa:
II have suffered with palpixafsea. srvsssisr
pulse, (aini,ng axd snsfkring spe7s. pass ~
shoulders. side, asd arns Jor esr forty years.
For twelve years have been treated without
avail By prominent physicians in my neigh
borhood and In New York Growing con-
SANITY worse, smothering spells followed one
another, 90 my life was offen In danger and
needed constant care. As my con had been
cured BY d.. M1j Nee Heart Cure he sent
me three bottles. The first doss gave me
instant relief. Before using the last bottle
/ was completely cured Although seventy
FIVE years old I feel twenty years younger.
| claim my cure 20 Be almosf miracle"
Here is letter from Nrs. John KoleeA
Of Cleveland, o.: " had been troubled with
nv heart and stomach for yearz, but for six
teen months had been confined 70 my bed
I had four Of the best doctors In the city, bat
none ofthem could benefit the weakness ofmy
heart. also had dropsy and rheumatism.
1 never took medicine that relieved me 1t
once as DR.. MileS NeS Heart Ckrs doe&
am much stronger. Ny appetite 10 splendid.
1 gain strength with every dose. have
gained more In ak weeks from your treat
ment than in sixteen months from all the
doctor."
@Dr. M1eS Ne,s Osre for he Hssrf b sold
On . positive guarantee by ell druggists.
IL is safs. sGecfire agreeable, and does csreS
Or. Miles Medical Co. Ekhart. Ind
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22
Sing a song of sixpence.
A bottle full IF rye

Sing a song of sixpence.
A bottle full of rye.
Four and twenty guests around
Its excellency to try.
When the bottles opened
And they find the liquor pure,
Everybody cries at once
Royal Ruby" sure!
'sRoyal Ruby" Rye Whisky
is a rye that's pure, old and
mellow. Eleven years storage
in wood before bottling gives
il a smooth, oily and pleasant
flavor. The connoisseur always
calls for it Quality guaran-
tecd. $50 per quart bottle.
ROYAL WINE CO.
Chicago.
For sale by Scribner * AID
worth, druggist
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22
A Tone rnr os,.,. IN. N..rv..

Not al The sndstisas and nerve foods and
narcotics. IN which this age Of medical dis
Govern u - rroli6e. can restore quiet ~ the
nerves permanently. 20 long - the tran
quility OF tho<s sensitive organs are dis
tart'-d ny irregular digestion. When she
food = nos sdeslusiely digestion ssd sss mi
lated. tonic sx. invigorsting eject IL nos
eSersed uren thsh, sh~y remain weak snd
unssruns. ard nightly rsposs i d,~enbei
and htfsL Beginning a the founssiu hsad.
Hee,ssser's stomach Blss<fs reforms dis
esiersd esnditIoa u The stomach asd pro-
motes general viaer, ia which ths nerves
share u cou,nan with the rs~t a the system.
regular actior ef he bassels and hser. re-
sailing fFoa 80 mss II The n,esiieiae. also
cs.hdt~se % Ibis zood e8sck Malaria. r'sea-
nstissn sad kNney eosnI faiut-sn nsrse
dist,sr ai1g eouaplainls--arr Fsmoxed by tie
Bifter<
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

When on a visit to Iowa, Mr. X. Dali
ton OF Luray. Russell county. Kansas,
called at the laboratory Of Chamberlain
& Co. Des Moines. to show them his Six
year old boy. whose life had been saved
by Chamberlains Cough Remedy. II
having cured him Of a very severe at
tack OF Group Mr.. Dalton 10 certain
that it saved his boy slife and is enthu-
siastic in bis praise Of the Remedy. For
sale by Peck Bros. druggists, l29 and
LII Monroe street. and +. ]. Wurzburg.
So Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22
sixsy sliIes ct Locusss.

The African Steamship company's
steamer Winnebah. which lately ar
rived from West Africa at Liverpool.
had q most unusual experience when
steaming between the ATTITUDES of
Cape Verde aid st. Louis, Senegal
For sixty miles the vessel steamed
through locusts, which were 30 thicltiy
packed together on the top of the
water that they completely covered
the surface for miles around. Indeed.
they appeared to be lying on the sea
ss far ~ the ere could reach The
locusts had no doubt been blown from
the Morocco coast into the sea- They
resemblsd gigantic grasshoppers. and
one which was secured was Eve inches
In length. OF course. all OF the loeusts
had been drowned.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22
CUNNING or caocooIlEa

Tssy Eapsps ths Net kpsssd fs< fhss ~
nsressiss n he Mad.
TIE following l. FAIR sample Of how
cnpningly creodilrs. IN common with
al other. uild sniznais. can e>neeal
themselves In naoincnts of danger. ssys
the wszttninktef oazctte. After .
happy week spcnt Ia the jungle with
friend % mine wc halted for break
iast. before making the iSss stage for
headquarters and home. IT . place
tailed PponArhyn--AnglIee. garden 81
iiowers and while 1T breakfast were
amused iy watching number of croo-
odilep, about eight or ten. suuning
themselves Ga the surface Of small
lake. or tank. - u 10 there called. Of
about IN acre In extent. A sudden
thought struck me.
II say. Murray, what fun IL would b
20 try and catch some Of these begears
In = net" sBravoi" said he. Let's
try Il presently. Appu. send the horas-
keeper 10 che village md tell him 20
bring up all the men he can find and
some long fishing meta We win give
. good ssnsosum" present).
The villagers scented some fun. and
with the further stimulus Of santo-
sum very soon turned up 70 the num-
Der Of thirty. II was now eleven o'clock
and searching hot, The air qaiverina
over the bare. sandy plain in which
the pond was situsted- II was breast
deep, as we knew. Including about one
foot or eighteen inches of heavy mud.
We tied two nets together 20 rs 20
make one long enough to reach across
the tank. about thirty yards. and this
was heavily weighted along the bot
tom and arranged to be drawn with
long ropes from each shore.
immediately behind the net came .
line, and men about yard apart. with
long, pointed poles with which to prod
the mud along the bottom of the net.
and so drive the malingering gentle
men into proper position in front of
the net My friend and his servant
(for all entered into the sport) fol-
lowed close up TO the second line.
At IL we all now went, splashing,
shouting, Stamping and hauling, but
big but--not sign did we find Of .
single one OF the brutes that we had
seen before as when we came TO the
edge of tho water. We dragged that
water backward and forward more
than once. but our only reward was .
deadly thirst that lasted us till late
that night
They had burrowed deeper into the
mud than we could reach them, for
nothing doubt II even rat-could
have escaped unseen out of the water.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

Great Britain has been stretching
her wings oyer India In is42 she laid
claim TO e26,oo square miles of that
country. She made additions to this
every year except 1913, 1s<o. and 1s5a.
down TO 1858, when her possessions
aggregated So, 900 square miles. Ad-
vances were made In 1855. 1881 and 1884.
and now the area of India under
British rule Is se7,ss7 square miles.
British India Is larger thanall that part
Of the United States lying east of the
Mississippi river and its popula-
ton Ave times as great as
the present population of this
whole country. Great Britain may
not be able TO acquire much Imore
of India. Indeed there IL likely 70 be
difficulty In retaining what she has.
with native dissatisfaction and the
watchfulness of her sggravAting
enemy on the north, who in the last
forty years has moved his boundaries
over many degrees of latitude
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22
V|'!!'

i stamped in the best watch
cases made. IL Is the trade
mark Of the kryftess Hiskfl
Case Company. Of Philadelphia.
the oldest. largest and best
known factory in the world
1900 employees. capacity 7ooo
cases daily. It's products are
sold by all jewelers.. II makes
the celebrated Jas. Boss Filled
Wakfk Cases, now fitted with
the only bow tring) which can
not be pulled of the case--the
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

Rheumatism was 90 bad that james
Irwin OF savannah could hardly wall.
from pain 10 bis shoulder and joints OF
his legs p. p. p. lpFick-Ash. Poke
Root ADD Potassium was resorted 10
and Irwin Is we'll and happy.
Abbott's East India Corn Paint re-
moves quickly all corns, bunions and
warts without pain
A prominent railroad superintendent
living in Savannah. one suffering for
years from Malaria and General Debil-
ity. says, on having recovered his health
by the use Of p. p. p, thinks fhst he
will live forever, II he'can alsais get p.
p. p. (Prickiy Ash. Poke Root and Pot
assiuml This party's name viii be
given on application.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

Everything 10 sins gioy@ Tor the holi
days At OF. at
nEsJAafs Bno4 q CuAPkxr.
s. Moanon strapL
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22
Rherma,lsm Cured.

PorspAxKR's RKD SrAB SToRE.
LAKE CRY, Fla.
p. r. p. MANUFACTURING Coz.
GENTs--Haying suffered with Rheu-
matism for some time. and tried great
many remedies. but could fad 20 relief
until used your great and beneficial p.
p. p. recommend IL to suffering hu-
manity. Yours
J.POTSDAMER
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

MIA wNsLow's soorHNa ssKrr has been ussi
for ehildrsn teethins. IL sooth0 the ehld
collie. and : The srss rsu~'E On DissfssS
Twcny-nve csats . botrla
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

In tho Iine Of hoae niads cskss &c sss
not excsilsd ~ any one.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

AIihinds q pealsry ato~sss AIIys's
Phone lool.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22
DR.. sCIiENcK'S

Mandrake Pills have value a. a household
remedy far beyond the power of anxua0s 10
describe The family can hardly be true 70
.sssli that Goes not kesp lsseLa ~ isAaa sos
in emergencies
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22
Fl Ovs ssy Life 10 7es..

ndt II sSfon6 sldtCHirn~
Yet exactly what Miss Cert.
rude Seeker. Of Wilton. ". J..
has written 20 Mrs. Pinkharn.
She says
suffered terribly with sup
pressed and painful menstrual
ions. Doctors could only kc,sp
me from having hts each month
by giving me morphine. This
continued until | was com
pletely Frustrated.
My father at last got me .
bottle Of Lydfh e. PisfAasi
Esgst1bls Cosbessd, whl.si
at once gave me relief. IL die
what the doctors could not =
cured me. | never have any
trouble now. and have no dread
Of the coming month.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

Dettenthslsr's stock 81 poultry. game.
oysters Gan. etc. - tha largest most
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22
THE FAMOUS NERVE SPECIALIST.

Catarrh Consumption Deafness Rheumatism,
Nervous Debility Impotency. and all diseases result
Lost Manhood all diseases of the urinary organs
partial paralysis varcocele ruptures tumors scrofua
old sores, dropsy skin diseases liver and kidney COM
plants heart disease, shortncss of breath back of
head, small of back. etc. including all female COM
plants and chronic diseases cured quickly and perma-
nently
Consultation Free No charge for services until
cured Medicines for home treatment everywhere
Send for list of questions.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

Sir piece plush pNsios suit elk
bsadsd Asd pis.h edo e3bm - Meg.
man Company.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

~ " II at cori. Knott & Cos
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

Dos't tuy holiday sIippsn untIl you
hare seen thoss 81 VHasat. n Canal
street
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

julius A. J. Frisdsieh casrs ssss
loser nsuses 90 unsitsl instruueets
than gissn sh>rs b 4e4<tcr o. thifd Cd
skis y Ia progress
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

Low priees en- hisA clsss rsods Il J.
G. nsvkass Jswsly compsny. The
stess u goods shosa 4 , assniArsnt
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22

4 OWE Utf TIC
il other suffering
women would
try your val
liable medicine
they would bless
YOU as | do
Al f~srniErs -,
aaaF1<- - rTeHsttrt<
l.srsa 4 Eesnxa Nsa
Co. l.gsx Nses
Irfls A. Ffnkhsus
keer H-4 20 css<&
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-22
MANDRAKE

Il the only vegetable ruhssitu.s Cor shas
sngerous mineral. MERCURY. and while
.ts action a. . curative IL fuily eqca. -
. oesesses none OF the periioas eEcctA
In Constipation. Msndnks acts upoa shs
towels without aisposing them 20 subsequent
Iostixsness
No remedy scss - directly - shs hv--
.rosk'nr =, sre~diiy cures SICK Headache
,ss. .ss@. :. .s .s. PILLS.
Tctssi> ny an pru<xiss< frics = 81 p>-
Ter q boxrs Zoe g ctr; OF cent - pakL p<.>a<s
fres>ss r~ceipt q prss~ Ia Z u esk.ss .
tsn. fhiisd.ipbsA
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1893-06-23
PERSONAL MENTION.
The Coming and Going Of Friends, Acquaintance
and STRANGERS

The Coming and Going Of Friends, Acquaintance
and Strangers.
Mrs. J. W. McSherry is still crit
ically i'll.
Miss Jane Colston is spending a
month at Berkeley Springs.
Miss Emma Martin, Of Brunswick,
is visiting friends in this city.
Miss Sadie Snyder, of Washington
county, Md, is visiting friends in this
city.
Miss May Upshaw, Of Washington,
is guest in the family Of Senator
Faulkner.
Mrs. W. T. Kearfott, of Kearneys-
vile, and Miss Sallie Richard, Of
Shepherdstown, are spending the day
in this city.
Mr.. D. S. Eichelberger, after a very
pleasant visit to this city, has return
cd to his editorial duties in Clifton
Forge, Va.
Mr.. Clayton Chrisman has returned
from the theological seminary and
will spend his vacation at his home in
this city.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1893-06-23

able man, practical in journalism, and
of an influential acquaintance with
Mr.. Cleveland and nearly every repre-.
sentative IN Congress and he's hand
some with 1t. Compliments from this
source can DO well appreciated. Faulk-
ner and Wilson must not 80 on over
this ~ give me away for telling on
Cartridge, As the latter may not want
il told.
had expected to call on the Presi-
dent and pay my respects mot 70 say
anything Of the honor would he con
fcrring upon the White House but ]
abandoned The idea when learned
the city officials were so overly delight
ed at my presence that they immediate
liz concluded to present mo with a
brick house--one brick at the time.
This was the right course for me 70
pursue TO stay in the house Once
before went to the White House to
see the sights Cleveland then paid
no attention 10 me, and somehow he's
mad Mt me. Next time | interd TO
get Billy Wilson 10 escort mo to the
White House, and introduce me as
the Duke. Prince, or some other blood
ed name from Veragua or some
other very go way. Then he'll take
right on to me and drive me all over
the city. and like me, and swear he
means peace with my government.
OF course III wait until the city OIL
Gals dispose of their little brick house,
as it wouldn't do for me to cause any
indignation on the part Of Mr.. Cleve-
land, and be the means Of him resign
ing from the Presidency Cleveland
is a good man, but he does believe in
royal blood theory, something that
true Americans don't care to recog.
nize. II strikes me that Washington
would have been better off had the
city disposed Of the aforementioned
brick house one at a time-to the
Duke and Princess, Of Columbus blood
purport, and appropriated the good
feeling in the direction of Hawaii. But
Grover is all in cloyer-not the kind
we pasture our cattle in, but the kind
that Uncle Sam grows in silver, with
figures on. He'll have TO get out Of
il this fall, at which time ! will make
my visit to the White House, and per-
haps convince him that it will be alb
solntcly necessaryfor him to have my
assistance in the management Of this
glorious government.