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A Baby's Story.

Written for the Republic.
Oh, papa, dear papa, said Baby Ed,
And he had to hearken to what he said.
When l went out to the stable to-day,
Old Nellie ran atme in such queer way.
She wiggled and whined and growled,
And twisted her tail and frowned and
scowled.
1t seemed Us if she tried to say
Come and look in my bed of hay.
And, papa, there was leventy-leven pink
toes,
And thirteenty, if one pink nose.
I'll never again call old Nellie Ounce,
For she Matched eight puppies all at
once.
But she showed she wasn't very wise,
Cause she Matched them all 'thout any
eyes.
And just now Liz told story when
She said they'se settlers, cause that's a
hen.
Oh, they's pointers, said brother Saul,
And they hasn't finger to point with
at all.
The big chillen laughed and looked SO
wise,
And the tears overhowed his big brown
eyes.
/ wanted em to grow fast like sisters
flowers,
SO | took her sprinkler wot makes nice
little showers .....s
And watsred we'll each cute little head;
'Tain't my fault if some of 'em's dead.
/ was SO good to each little pup;
But Nell looks like she wants to eat me
up.
And, papa, please get me Il dog wot can
howl;
1t must have bark, but not any growl,
One wot can hatch puppies, calves and
Mice, Dummies, pigeons and nice kitty's
And frizly chicks with two legs,
The kind wot lay scrambled eggs;
And fishes and brides and just one
other,
One wot can hatch baby brother.
-PENsEY AMOR.
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comm comm

now, gorgie, sed bill, we haiv got 2 maik
the cushions like we seed to barnims an
wat mister bings sed wos maid with lukin
glasses.
were kin we get the glasses, sed.
no, sed bill, u haiv got a lot Of them in
your houce wy cant u get sum ov them.
the day we had the circus ma G. lii
went out visitin so bill an me went into +
house an got che lukin glasses out ov the
parlor and bed rumes. we put them q
gether and tride to mak elushion like a
mans he'd cut off, but we coodent du it. it
jest luked like boy with beds.
wen we got redy give the circus an
openid the door lot ov peple cum in wat
filled the barn. II boy wat we call cropsey
was ring man an he toll the people keep
still q vile coss they mite wake up the
3-headed boy. wos the 3-headed boy. evri
said it was CRATE. bill jonson wos on a
platform wot we maid an wos fixed up 4
the wat is it. he had on suite ov curly
hair an glued long pieces ov isin gloss his
finger nails SO his nails wood look long like
wild man an he had his faic painted red
and big wife rings a round his eyes he had
his hair al shaved off an had sum long fetll-
ers stuck up on the top ov his he'd he
luked jest orful The ring mf.n give,l a
lecture on bill and sed he was cosht in bar
neo near gutenberg jest after the battle
ov bull run un Wos supposed be 81 years
old, wos never known 2 eat an wood onli
speke irish. wos the heded boy II no, an
Good hardli help latin rite out wen / herd
wat cropsey was sayin.
then al the peple cum 2 ware wos, an
cropsey commenced talk abote me. wos
standin b hind a curtain with onli mi he'd
up with the lukin glasses around it, mi
bill cote, wat was to talk part in the cir
Gus, wos rite hind me- but the peple
coodent see him coss the curtain was THAR
this, said cropsey, pointin 2 me, and i
seed al the peple lukin at me & kinder
snilin, is the great heded boy. the graf
est thing abote him is that he was horned
With nothin but 3 heads. lie wosent even
borped with foot Or hand, so he cant
Walk or spin top. luked over at the wat
is It and smiled. but, sed cropsey, he kin
sing three songs at time
just then mi bill cote got his roip al tan
glel up in mi laigs an fell he'd over heels,
phlltn down the curtain an brakin all the
glasses.
y darn chump, yelled the wat sit, told
ifn loft that cote standin THAR Il wood
haiv trouble. the people commenced laff,
GesS now thny node that the wat is it was
op1l bill an that was the heded boy.
then they COMMENCED say thay had been
swindled an wantid THAR money bak, but
re told EN- it wQs al fun and that thay
Mood get THAR moni wurth out ov the cir
Gus part. so thay sed thay wood stay, an
we went on with the bare bak rdin an
things.
p. s.-maik b leve dident get most kill
cd brakin the lukin glasses an mail b
leve bill jonson dident get dubbed 4 havin
his hare shaved off. gorgie
New York Mercury.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14

The perploxing question which is every
day asked by people who desire to 60 to
Chicago to attend the Worlds fair is,
"Where are we going to stay when we get
there?" This is easily answered, and if
you will go to the ticket agent of the
Santa Fe, Mr.. W. M. Smith, he will tell
you.
Arrangements have been made for the
distribution by the Santa Fe company of
pamphlet entitled "Homes for Visitors
to the Worlds Fair" This is reliable
pamphlet containing the rames and ad-
dresses of about 5000 families who will
furnish accommodations to visitors from
May to October 81, 1898. The pamphlet
also contains sectional maps which will
enable the intending visitor to select any
quarter of the city that he would prefer.
Correspondence can then be carried on
and definite arrangements made SO that
when visitors arrive in Chicago they can
proceed at once to their quarters.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14
A Household Remedy,

Allcock's Porous Plasters are the only
reliable plasters ever produced. Fragrant,
clean, inexpensive, and never failing;
they fully meet all the requirements of a
household remedy, and should always be
kept on hand. For the relief and cure of
weak back, weak muscles, lameness, stiff
or enlarged joints, pains in the chest
small of the back and around the hips,
strains, stitches, and all local pains, ALL
cocks Porous Plasters are unequalled.
Beware of limitations, and do not be
deceived by Misrepresentation Ask for
Allcock's, and let no solicitation or ex-
PLANTATION induce you to accept SUBJ
.stitute.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14
What Was Done.

During Stonewall Jackson's campaign in
the Shenandoah valley it became necessary
that bridge over a small creek should be
built in great haste. One evening Jackson
sent for his old pioneer captain, Myers by
name, and pointed out to him the urgency
of the occasion, saying that he would send
him the plan of his colonel of engineers as
soon as it was DONE Next morning Jack
son rode down to Captain Myers quarters.
and saluting the veteran said, captain,
did you get the plan of the bridge from
Colonel -" "Well," said the captain,
"the bridge, general, is built, but don't
know whether the picture is done or notr'
-Argonaut
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Tired of 1t.

They have an amateur dramatic society
in Conneaut, o., that played tragedy the
other night, in one scene of which Ronaldo
thrusts his head out of the second story win
dow of prison and cries to Madeline, who
is trying to get him OUT
Ely, dearest! Leave ME to my fate"
This was Ronaldo's first appearance on
any stage, and he was considerably con-
fused When he came to the above scene,
he lost his balance and fell heavily to the
foor. Raising himself partially up and
gazing mournfully upon the audience, he
said in sad voice:
by gosh, don't want to act any more!"
Exchange.
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Important announcement.
TO Those Who Contemplate Trip to the
Worlds Fair.
For sale by A. @. Ireland, Jr.

Under its new summer schedule now in
effect, the Burlington route is enabled to
offer increased facilities in train service
and fast time from Denver eastward.
Train No. 6, "the Chicago and St. Louis
Special" leaves Denver daily at s:35 a. M,
reaching Chicago at 4:1O and st. Louis at
500 p. M, the next afternoon, being only
one night on the road.
Train No. 2, the popular evening
"Fiyer," leaves Denver at 1910 p. m,
reaching Chicago at 500 and St. Louis at
I :25 the second morning.
These trains consist of vestibuled Pull
man sleepers, chair cars and diners, serv-
ing all meals en- route, and making quick
Ter time by several hours than any other
road. For full information, tickets and
sleeping berths, call on local ticket
agents, or address G. w. Vallery, General
Agent, 100 Larimer street, Denver.
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ATTRACTIONS HISTORIC AND MODERN

as Of Mineral. fruitful Orchards Other esenrcs,
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Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 1920. I


LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M.
June 16, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proofin support of
his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on July "a, 1898, viz:
Pedro Madril, for the a, sec. 8, tip IA
n, T 10 g.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon,
and cultivation of, said land, viz:
Jesus Lobato, Florentino Madril, Jose
Leon Madril, Feliciano Lobato, of Lamy,
N. M.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of said proof, or
who knows of any substantial reason,
under the law and the regulations of the
interior department, why such proof
should not be allowed, will be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time
and place to cross examine the witnesses
of said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MORRISON,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14

"My little boy was very bad off for two
months with diarrhna. We used various
medicines, also called in two doctors, but
nothing did him any good until we used
Chamberlains Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rh@a Remedy, which gave immediate re-
lief and soon cured him. l consider it
the best medicine made and can conscien-
tously recommend it to all who need
diarrhRa or collie medicine. j. L. Hare,
Trenton, Texas. % and so cent bottles
for sale by A. c. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14

Last fall was taken with kind of
summer complaint, accompanied with a
wonderful diarrhoea. Soon after my wife's
sister, who lives with us, was taken in the
same way. We used almost everything
without benefit. Then 1 said, let US try
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy, which we did, and that
cured us right away. think much of it,
as it did for me what it was recommended
to do. John Hertzler, Bethel, Berks Co.,
Pa. 25 and SO cent bottles for sale by
A. G. Ireland, jr.
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now, gorgie, sed bill, we haiv got 2 maik
the cushions like we seed to barnims an
wat mister bings sed wos maid with lukin
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14
a New Cause. Thousands Flock to it,
standard.

When new cause is presented to the
public it always excites attention. A prom
inent physician has said that la grippe,
during the last three years, has done more
to weaken the hearts of the world than
any other cause that has ever existed.
Those who have had this malady and
subsequently found themselves bject
to palpitation, short breath, irregular
pulse, wind in stomach, pain in side or
shoulder, smothering spells, fainting,
dropsy, and etc, may feel assured they
have heart disease, which unless checked
at once, may result fatally. DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure is the only remedy that
can be relied upon to effect cure. Sold
by A. c. Ireland jr., on guarantee. Ask
for the Doctors new book, free
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14
The Alameda.

A new and very attractive resort in the
charming Mesilla valley, one mile from
Las Cruces, N. M. Thoroughly comfort
able and home-like. Strictly tirst-class
in every respect. The choicest of fresh
fruits at all seasons and Jersey milk and
cream specially. Livery furnished at
reasonable rates. Terms $40 to $l4 per
week. For further particulars, address
j. K. LIVINGSTON,
Las Cruces, N. M.
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A literal Belief.

Ten Broke--I wish T hadn't married
such an orthodox woman.
Askit-Does your wife make you 60 to
church?
Ten Broke-No; But she holds to the
Biblical theory of the creation. Seems to
think am made of dust."--Puck.
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Dress Reform.

Bass-My wife is such busy little
woman! She gives her whole time nearly
to dress reform.
Cass-Dress reform? Oh, yes, l see
making over some of her old duds
Bass--That is what I said.
Buffalo News. ...-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14
On u Plane.

AS a magnificent steamer, the property
of the Peninsular and Oriental company,
was steaming into Southampton harbor a
grimy coal lighter foated Immediately in
front Of 1t. An officer on board the vessel,
observing this, shouted:
Clear out of the way with that barge"
The lighterman, a native of the Emerald
Isle, shouted in reply, Are We the captain
of that vessel?"
mo-" answered the officer
"Then spake to yer aiquals,' said Pat.
I'm the captain of this. London Figaro.
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Beating Dame Nature.

DrummerIt just beats all. I'm travel
ing for an umbrella house, and every place
I've struck has been suffering from the
drought.
INVENTOR am travelling with rain pro-
ducing apparatus, and every town I've
struck was knee deep in mud.
Drummer-I say, let's travel together
New York Weekly.
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WORLDS How to economize time

WORLDS How to economic time
FAIR. and money as to see
the Worlds fair to best advantage, is a
question that may have puzzled you.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in ad-
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
just issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. 1t contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map of Chicago, and
other information of value to sight-seers.
G. 7. NICHOLSON, G. P. & 7. A., A., I. & S.
T. R. R., Topeka, Kas., SANTA FEE
and ask for free copy. ROUTE.
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Behind the scenes.

Johnnie venderchump-Aw, my deah,
will you take suppah with me after the
performance, doncher know?
Miss Highkicker-Go away! 1 never
want to see your face again. false mani
read in the papers that you were the
first one to kiss the Infanta's hand when
she arrived at the Hotel Savoy. Texas
C,fl.,~n
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They never look their age"
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When He Lost Them.

Charlie Sappy-No, 1 don't go In fol
yachting much since the time l was
knocked overheard and lost my senses.
Miss Spright-How sad, and You never
recovered them, did your ..-
Philadelphia Record.
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The lovers Choice.

Me, Damon, me the maid enchants
Whose cheeks the hand of nature paints
modest blush adorns her face,
Her air an inflicted grace.
No art she Knows, or seeks to know;
No charms to wealthy pride will owe;
No gems, no gold she needs to wear;
She shines intrinsically fair.
William Bedingfeld
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Niles, Nerve ~ Liver Filss.

Act on a new prinoiple--regulatin,g the
liver, stomach and bowels through nhe
nerves: A new discovery. Dr. MILES
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad tase'
torpid liver, piles, constipation IN,
equaled for men, woman, children 'smail
est mildest, surest, so doses 20 cts. sam
pies Free, at A. G. ireland, jr.
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ApnrOnriate.

Appropriate.
Yeast--You think Tubbs carries his bust
ness in his face, do you?
Crimsonbeak-Yes,I do.
Yeast-He has very strong face.
Crimsonbeak-Well you remember, he
is in the butter business. States
man.
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should be Arrested. The Popular De-
mOnO.

Who? What should be arrested? All
excessive nervousness, dyspepsia, head
ache, dizziness, sleeplessness, neuralgia,
nervous debility, dullness, confusion Of
mind, nervous prostitution, and etc.
They should be arrested, or, stopped, be-
fore they develop into condition that
can but result fatally. For this purpose
no remedy equals DR.. Miles Restorative
Nervine, the discovery of the renowned
specialist whose remedies arc the
wonder of the civilized world. Nervine
is sold by A. G. Ireland ir., on positive
guarantee. Ask for his book free.
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The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
In u Strange Land.

First Oat-~-I wonder where we are?
Second Oat-Don't you know? This is
the inside of Fifth avenue stage horse.
First Heavens, Oatsie. you don't
Cave,-Life
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A Remarkably Good Boy.

Mother-How's this, sir? The teacher
says you were not at school today, and the
neighbors tell me you were playing in the
street.
Little Johnny-Th' preacher said we
mustn't go where we'll hear anything i'm
proper
what would you hear at school, l should
like to know"
''Th' teacher said that today we was to
begin on improper fractions. Good News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14

He Was y Good Hearted Fellow. =,
Father-I'm afraid you want to marry my
girl for her money
The Good Hearted Fellow-Your daugh-
ter loves me, and can't see her suffer sim
ply because she's rich.-Brooklyn Life.
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Ignorance Is Poverty.

Tattered Tom-Well, I'm dummed
Ragged Robert - Wot's ther matter?
Amt them soup tickets good?
Tattered Toni wisht I'd paid more at
tention to me studies when was young.
Here I've tramped 40 blocks to soup
house, an tn woman inside says these
tickets calls fer soap.-EXchange
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making De Wits Little
Early Risers. The result is specific
for sick headache, billiousness and con-
stipation. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14

Magistrate-W is the charge?
Officer-Carrying concealed deadly weap-
ons.
Prisoner-'ris false, your honor. had
no deadly weapon. 1t was only French
dueling pistol. New York Weekly.
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An Indulgent Husband.

Bachelor--No more sewing on of suspen-
der buttons now, old boy, eh'
Benedict-No, wear belt now. I've
got no time to sew on buttons. Keeps me
hustling to buy bread and butter.--Texas
Siftings
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The Old Masters.

Art Patron-Only 800 francs for gen.
uine Rembrandt, and so well preserved,
too, that it is really very cheap What
does the picture represent?
Broker--Can't you see? The battle OF
Sedan, per Bacco-Mondo Umoristico.
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a Penitent Culprit.

Magistrate - Then you admit having
struck your wife on the head with chair
so violently that the chair was broken?
Prisoner-Yes, your worship.
MagistrateW are you at least sorry
for what you have done?
Prisoner-Certainly. The chair was as
good as new.-Modernes Leben.
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InaSlnUcll. Etc.

The Lady of the Housc-Didn't l give
you meal before to-day?
The Tramp-Yes, madame, and that is
the reason have called on you again.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14

We could not improve the quality if
paid double the price. De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve is the best Salve that ex-
perience can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
eche, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14

Our word describes it-"perfection."
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Salve
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and isIa we'll known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14

would like, said the young man, to
leave little poem with you.
All right! said the editor. They usual
ly get left.-Atlanta Constitution.
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Almost

First Actor Gin tragic whisper)-Aro we
quite aloneS
Second Actor (glancing grimly at the
small audience -Almost.-New York
Weekly
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store.
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a Fearful IsIuntcr.

Head Hospital rgeon-You'll have to
take back that last ambulance you made
for us and do it all over.
Maker--Wha the matter!
Surgeon-Why, thunderaton, mani
you've made it with springs.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14

For cut, bruise, burn or scald, there is
nothing equal to Chamberlain's Pain
Balm. 1t heals the parts more quickly
than any other application, and unless the
injury is very severe, no scar is left. For
sale by A. G.. Ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14
1t Is Epidemic

Mr.. Chumbly-You are looking very
much down in the mouth. What's the
matter?
Charlie Lazycuss-I'm very much dis
colraged. No matter what eat and drink
I don't feel the slightest desire to go to
work.-Texas Siftings.
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ONE IN SEVEN

OF all deaths
comes from
Consumption
That's about
the proportion.
And almost ev-
cry death from
Consumpti
comes from
neglect and de-
lay. There's
neglect in pre-
venting the dis
ease delay in
curing it.
You can pre-
vent it and
cure it, if you'll
act in time with
Doctor Pierce's
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Loves Passage

Upon the gay excursion boat
That sails by town and thicket
They say that Cupid always has
A communication ticket
WASHINGTON Star
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14

DC Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14
A Careful Man.

Stranger lin drug store)-Please give mo
Two Of those scent cigars.
Clerk-You must have prescription for
that kind. We are not allowed to sell pol.
son without doctors orler.-Hallo
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Different With Him.

Different With Him.
willie" said that young mans mother,
you were very restless in church"
"Yes'm," was the penitent response,
You never see papa behaving in that
way. Why couldn't you be quiet like himS"
why, mamma" he answered frankly,
you see, wasn't a bit sleepy. Wash
ington Star
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14

All the talk in the world will not con-
vince you SO quickly as one trial of De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve for scalds,
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-14
William Bedingfield.

If You have oyer-indulged in eating or
drinking take dose of Simmons Liver
Regulator.