Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-09-16
DAYS OF HOME RULE.
Col. McNecry Looks Forward With
Much Giee.


Col. McNecry Looks Forward With
Much Giee.
From the Chicago Evening Post
Colonel McNeery had just finished the
story Of the passage of the home rule bill
when Mr.. McKenna walked in.
WELL" said the colonel, II s'pose we've
taken passage FIR ireland, Jawn me bye?"
What forr" said MIR. McKenna
Didn't We hear that tn home rule bilrd
been passed be a majority in tn house iy
commons"
No: is that So" said Mr. McKenna with
out much interest. who do you thinks
arrested"
NOW, LUX here, Jawn." said the colonel
warmly. IF ye think this do be tn awfus
Nv IN Poliss Gazette ye'er an tn wrong
thrack. i may take that inthrestin' journal
fr tn purpose iv mintal reckreation, but /
haven't been appinted Chicago cawr'spon-
Dent Nv II yet, an IL we've amy Information
about low life west Nv the red bridge We can
save 1t fr O'Connor. I'm tellin' We iy tn
home rule bill passin' tn house " commons.
This pa-aper says they was cheers an coun-
ter cheers, WHATEVER tn ell a counter cheer
do be 1 dunno. an whin old Glad-stun whit
out Nv the house great crowds ~ people
saluted his carriage with cheers an / sup
pose they're lightin' tn turf on livery hill
Siee ia SOuIiOCk tOnlSnt 8
county, where they won't know about il
I'll they get IL in letter firm America.
wen. well. IL do be gr-reat day fr Ire
land-a gr-reat day. tu5y sure. j don't
annyhow It's started. an all ell can't shtop
II. That there Glad-stun's a mighty man.
mighty pow'rful shtrong mar. nc 1
knowed wan greater that's deaS now.
Gawd be good to UNI. An hell have that
bill thru IL he has to take tn ould queen be
tn neck. No love has that ould girl f'r Ire
land. But whin they get a parlymint tits
little they'll care f'r queens OF Glad-stuns.
On, dear, oh, dear! I'm an ould man, Nc
kinna- but IL there's ever a parlymint In
Dublin I'll have front seat an a tab IL ]
lose my life. Think iv IL. Nv coorse all tn
pathriots that's over here now II rayturn,
r therell be nawthin' more FIR thin to do
here. They'll be no dinnymite to send over
tho, by gar. If they get too gay an don't
give tn nineteenth wa-ard proper repr' sim
tauon on the police force yen see McIn-
erney travelling across with a couple iy
gaspipe bombs in the tails iv that there
long coat he wears to sing 'Gawd Save Ire
lana tn night they raymimber Allen, Lar
XII an OBr1en So ali tn Patriots IL
CAV over an get thimsilves elicted to pa ar
lyment an like as not they'll elicit Morris
Moriarity speaker. Me, oh my, Morris IS
tn, la-ad that'n put crimp in Healy and
william O'Broyn an tn likes iv thin that
Canada Bill cuddent take out I arise 10 a
pint Nv ordher,' says little Healy Set
down. We little thramp' saws the sneaker
recognise me frind Alderman Brinnan
firm tn ateteenth.' L demand me rights
says Healy. TIL chair saws Morris re-
GUSTS tn sarg nt-at-a-arms to dhrop that
little two-be-four lawyer out iv tn win
dow, an be tn sa-ame token If Morris is
feelin' in good health it's no two 10 wan
he wouldn't get down firm tn platform an
give his own sarvices In tn INTERESTS iy
peace.
shtiii' they may bar tn American pa
thriots; in which fvint ther'n be m 'elrs
own throuble around tn Columbus statue
cont think there's much shtuff in tn
lrishmen these days Jawn. Faith in the
ouio Gays IN nure ~ an Irish psrly-rnint u
lux like annytomical collection afther a
debate. TIL speaker d have to rayquist tn
honrable gintleman firm Mayo 10 lave his
nan In IN coat--oom an tn nrable gin
tieman fr m Clare to take his teeth out iv
IN ear Nv tn hon'rable gintleman firm
Lin rick an raysume his speech. But that
ould breed is dead an gone, rest their sowls
IN peace. an tn presint gin'ration so far as
1 can see Is poor. spiritless. washed out
lot bet there's not a stick player in tn
pa-arttes In parly-mint an, so I'm tould, tn
mimber FRI Tipperary has a game arm an
cuooent throw a shtone across tn street
Think " tn dis-graace iv it. Those iv thin
I've seen over here wears white pa-ants an
smokes cigareets an tries to talk with an
English accfnt which is as r-raspin' on tn
nerves as to hear a Dutchman singin'
FEATHER O'Flynn.'
IF it wasn't FIR tn women iv Ireland tn
pla-ace wuddent be fit for a man to live in
No, by gar! But they're all right. They're
just as pretty an just as good as they was
in tn ould days. an be tn sa-ame token
about all tn brains have dayscinded to
thin. II they let tn wimmin r-run tn
parly-mint with tn help ~ few lads from
over here,rd buy a ticket back tomorrow
1 would that. An maybe they WILL
Who dye supposed be king?" said Mr.
Mckenna facetiously.
We'll. maybe Finerty. He'd take Il I,
there was anything in it. But between
us me own choice is Macchew p. Brady. He
have tn appearance iv a king o. three 1,
thin. He'd be strong with tn soggarthi
anyhow"
Il heard that LAWYER had a petition GU,
already" said Mr.. McKenna-
Have LAWYER a petty-shun outT'
He has that"
We'll" said the colonel. with solemn de-
cision. 'Frank'd make a good king-a dan
good king"