The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-10-07
STORY TELLING OWLS
THEIR FUNNY YARNS MADE THE
ADlRoNDAcks RING WITH MlRTH.

rhe JoviaI Birds Were So Laughter Pro-
voking That the Side Splitting Contagion
Spread TO Their Human Auditors, aud
Even the Looms Howied with Delight.
"What amused our party most up in
the Adirondacks" said n Scranton man,
twas an entertainment given to us by
flock Of story telling owls. Our camp
was away back in the wilderness Of
Herkimer county, and we had hardly
turned in for the night when flock Of
owls alighted on tree over us and be
gan to tell stories and laugh. Every
owl listened in silence to the one that
was talking, and when the tale was fin
lshed the whole flock laughed as though
they were ticlSled half to death.
"They reminded us of lot Of drum
mers in a smoking car, and they had
such Jolly fun it became contagious.
We all rolled and laughed over the fun
the big eyed birds were having up in the
tree, and before long the side splitting
contagion attacked some looms out on
the lake, which fairly yelled with de-
light whenever the fun loving owls guf-
fawed and shrieked and shouted over a
right good yarn told by one Of their
humber.
"Once in awhile n story was so funny
before the knob was reached that we
could hear two or three of the feathered
listeners snicker and chuchle under their
breath, and when the end came the en-
tire flock made the woods ring. The
iovial birds had met expressly to swap
experiences Of the night before, and
they talked so plainly that we could
easily keep a run Of their anecdotes as
we lay ON our beds of spruce boughs.
cone Of the owls told about how big
rat that he had caught by the back
yanked itself loose and showed fight.
The owl described how he had let the
rat hatter itself that it was going to lick
him, how he finally bit his tail Off at the
root, and how tho rat then went squeal-
ing and zigzagging around with no rud-
der TO guide its movements The picture
so amused the eager auditors that they
fell into the most violent fits Of laughter,
some of them tumbling from their perch,
tthey were so tickled.
Another owl described the tussle he
had had with tough old jack hare in a
swamp. He said that the hare had car
ried him along through the rushes and
over logs for some distance after he had
got his claws in its back and that he at
last brought the hareup standing by keep
ing one claw in its hide and catching hold
of bush with his other claw. The hare
rolled over and over as soon as the owl
let go of the bush, and the owl said that
his feathers pointed in all directions
when he finally got the best Of the hare.
Peal after peal Of laughter followed the
narrative.
"Another owltold about biting a snakes
head off and trying to swallow it. The
head stuck in his throat, and he would
surely have cholled to death, he said. il
his mate hadn't come along Just then
and pulled it out with her claw. The
story teller's predicament was such a
funny picture to the imagination of the
listening owls that they responded with
yells of wild delight.
"But the story that fairly upset the
whole party Of nocturnal roisterers and
made them hoot and scseech and flutter
all over the tree for at least five min.
utes was told by an owl with an alto
voice. He said that he felt like kicking
mp some mischief the night before, so he
sailed out to the settlement, settled down
on the window sill Of house in which
there was no light and began to tap on
the panes with his bill. The folks wer
asleep, so he fitted to the opposite side
of the house and tapped there. Nobody
stirred, and he kept going from one side
of the house to the other till n woman
got up, struck light and began to try
the windows to see if they were fast.
when she came to his window, he
peered in at her, and she started tc
scream so hard that in a moment hel
husband sprang outof bed, and four chill
dren in their nightclothos came running
down stairs and shouting, Mamma,
what's thematterP The woman couldn't
tell what the matter was, although hel
husband and young ones kept coaxing he1
to, but at length she caught her breath
long enough TO say she had seen a spool
at the window.
AT that the man dashed out and be
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owl said he flew to the top of balsam
tree, where he sat till the man went
back, when he alghted on the window
sill again. The man was angry at his
wife for making such rumpus about
nothing, so he drove the children bach
to bed and went to jawing her like six
~. She jawed back, and they had il
hot and heavy till the man got up and
cuifed her Then she threw dipper oi
water ON him in the bed, and in jump
ng out at her he knocked the lamp of
the stand and put out the light TIL,
owl said he listened TO their quarrelinl
aud fighting in the dark till he coult
stand it no longer, when he flew back L
the woods. His recital filled his listen
ers with merrimeut, and it was severa
minutes before they calmci down fol
another anecdote.
"Well. sir, those iovial owls continued
to tell stories till O'clock, when we al
became SO sleepy that we lost all interes
ia their amusing tales. The looms out
ON the lake laughed like all possessed
whenever the owls did, and the two
gangs of midnight nerrymakers kept VI
their racket till we had to go out ant
drive the owls away by firing our re
yolyers. Scranton Letter.