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Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25
PRACTICALLY INDEsTRUCTIsLE.

Miss Facette Flower have a great
affection for that church, professor-as
a child, played about it. while IL was
building!
Prof. Solomon Stills it possible?-
and it seems to be still in remarkably
good repair!-Puck.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25
No Poverty.

Wife-That new gown of mine Is 9
perfect poem, isn't 1t?
Husband twho writes)-No, it isn't
I've been trying for an hour to make
passementerie, or furbelow, or bout
FAINT, or some of those other words in
the bill, rhyme with dollars, and /
can't do it to save my neck--Detroit
Free Press
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25
Ice WIN STAY Up.

Housekeeper1ce VIII be very cheap
next summer, won't it?
Ice MAXWELL, don't know, mum
You see, we've got good deal of dear
ice left over from the year before, and
We'll have to sell that first. because it
might spoil, you know, and I'm afraid
by the time the old stock is gone, the
cheap ice will all be melted.-N. Y.
Weekly
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25
Good Road. Tor Farmers

Our farming interests are always the
basis of the public veal Here the ma
tional wealth originates, and as the
STATE owes so much to the farming com
munity. it is simply common sense tc
furnish to the farmers, as far as prae
ticable. excellent highways-Ma5. Gen
o. q. Howard
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25
Making 1t Black for Him.

The Cook-See heah, you idiot, what
you miXin' SCOT inter dat coffee fur?
Is you done gone crazy?
The Waitress-Crazy? No a gem
men in de dining-room dar said he
didn't want any yellar dish watah in
his'n, but if I'd bring i'm cup of
black coffee he'd glib me a quartah.-
Harper's Bazaar.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25
Poor Musical Politics.

Irate Politician-You shan't have Q
nickel of your bill. confound youi
Bandmaster-Why not?
Irate Politician-Why not, You idiot?
What made you play die Wacht Am
Rhein" whenever we got into an Irish
district and THE Wearing of the
Green" when we got into the German
wards?"-Chicag Record.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25

She-Have you doctors any feelings?
He-Oh, yes When my own brother
is sick I call in another physician.
Doesn't that show It?
She-Yes- A man who has no COM
FUNCTIONS about murder, but avoids
fratricide, must have some feelings
Life
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25
Pats Joke.

Pat was digging in a deep trench
''Hullo, IrishI'' cried a man from
above
s'Oi was Oirish befoor Oh got in here"
returned Pat, ''but now Dim a Ditch
man."-Judge
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25
Too .Tueh Talk.

Doctor-Yes. madam. / think you are
overworked-
Patient-But do look at my tongue.
octor. and tell me why It looks 50
badly
Doctor-Oh, that is. also. the result
Of overEork-@Texas Siftings-
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25
TO RENEW OLD VINES.

Cut Them Entirely Back in the Fall or
Early Spring.
In order to get straighter and larger
canes as well as better clusters of fruit
on good vines that may be old and
scraggy, have found that the best way
is to cut the old vine entirely back in
the fall or early spring. The roots be-
ing strong the new canes Will come up
large and straight and may be trimmed
to a trellis as one wishes I prefer the fan
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25
A s,ur ON the MEDICAL Profession.

Squills-A doctor never makes a visit
after his patient is out of danger
Bills-I've heard of them doing so
many times.
Squills-No, guess not; for so long
as a doctor continues his visits the
patienN is in danger - Des Moines
ArcOnaut
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25

Mrs Goodwin-You shouldn't eat so
many peanuts. Johnny; you'll be hav-
ing dyspepsia
Johnny-Do the policemen have
dyspepsia. mamma?-Life-
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25
As the Tuig Is Bent.

Teacher-Nhat is arithmetic
Ike-Arith-nctic vas the science vich
teaches Us how 20 compute interest on
money.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25
NOT A QUICK KNoTTER.

Aunt 'Mandy-So the Mary Ann
made sixteen knots an hour, did she?
Wa-al, eff couldn' tie knots faster n
that I'd stop hnittin', thet's certain
Judge.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1893-05-25
No Ceremony About 1t.

Eleanore- you don't give Jack
permission to kiss you?
Maud-No. He just kisses me.-Chi-
m m Raoord
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-07-20
THE BOYD FAMILY.

The Boyd Family with their lit
tie girl violin players are with US
again. They gave concert at the
school house last night, and it was
pronounced by all present a great
treat. The novelty of three sisters,
aged 9, II and IA years respective
ly, all fine violinists, is quite an ad,
vertisement, and we'll it should be,
for such things are OF rare occur
renee. They claim Miss Dada
Boyd, aged 8, to be the youngest
female violinist in the United States
and, SO far as we know, they are
correct.
The entertainment throughout
was very good, well worth the
price of admission. They will
give another exhibition to night
with an entire change of program,
and you miss q treat OF a life time
If you don't go out and hear them
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-07-20
NUPTHALS.

Again the wedding bells are
ringing swoetly, this time announ-
cling the marriage Of Redman
Leath orbury and Miss Della Stan
dice at the residence of the brides
parents, three miles northwest OF
town, at 10 O'Clock today. Rev. r
A. Martin Of Denver will of6ciate.
Both contracting parties are
well known to the people Of this
community. MIR Leatherbury is q
son of L. J. Leatherbury, ex-store-
keeper and Guager of this place,
and Miss Standlee is q daughter OF
J. A. Standlee, one OF our leading
farmers. The nuptial knot will be
tied ID the presence OF few init
mate friends, who together with the
bride and groom, will partake OF
3 sumptuous feast.
THE TRIBUNE extends congratu-
lat;ons and wishes their future
cares light and joys many.
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-07-20

Come next week and see Walk
er's new goods.
Howard Wood, son of townsman
J. Fl. Wood, came in from Joplin,
Mo-, Tuesday. He has come to
stay this time he says.
Rev. Vanzandt requests us to an
nounce that he will not fill his reg
ular appointment here Saturday
night, but will be on hand Sunday
at | a. m.
The East bound stage Tuesday
evening was filled to overfowing.
One of the passengers was riding
on the double tree Of the wagon.
He was also filled to overhowing.
For SALE OR RENT-Tbe Mahan
grist mill in Green Forest. With
a small amount CT repairing the mill
can be put in good running order.
For terms, address L. w. Goforth,
Berryvllie, Ark,
Read our poem, Eurcka's Springs,
this week by "J. G.. c." and the ar
ticle from "Uncle Joe," our Eure-
ka Springs poet and correspondent.
There is more than ordinary merit
displayed in these articles, as we'll
as in all of our contributions from
"Uncle joe, and yon should give
them more than passing notice.
Congressman I'll. A. Dinsmore
and the How. Jerry G. South, rep
resentative of Baxter county, were
in the city Tuesday afternoon.
Mr.. South has been prominently
mentioned as a candidate for Gov
ernor in '94. Col. Dinsmore conld
give MS no information as to what
the extra session of Congress will
do. Says VIC ask hiG.i TOO soon.
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-07-20
Many Persons are broken
down from oyerwork or household cares
Browns Iroil BitterS Rebuilds the
system, aids digestion, removes excess Of bile.
aud cures malaria. Get the genuine.
Specimen Cases.

S. II. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis i,
was troubled with Neuralgia and
rheumatism, his Stomacn was dis
ordered his Liver was affected to an
alarming degree, appetite fell away
and he was terribly reduced in flesh
and strength. Three bottles OF Ell
ectric Bitters cured him.
Edward Shepard, Harrisburg, H.,
had a running sore on leg of eight
years standing. Used three bot
ties Of Electric Bitters and seven
boxes of Bucklen's Arnica Salve
and his leg is sound and we'll.
John Speaker, Crawford, O, had
tve large Fever sores on his leg,
doctors said it was incurable. Que
bottle Electric B tiers and box
Buckicn's Ar ica Salve cured him
entirely sold u. Harbert's drug
store.
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-07-20
EuREkA'S SPRINGS.
Special Contribution to THE TRIBUNE.

special Contribution to THE TRIBUNE.
Say. stranger, by yon babbling brook.
Can you, by language, gesture, look,
snow me the place, the magic spot
Where water heals the ills we've got2
Oh, yes, mon ami, Eureka, see,
That Where the healing fountains be,
That's where the Spaniards, aye. knights oi
yore,
Drank deep the health of gods galore
That 8 where the Rednan stoop'd to sip
The nectar that the Ozarks drip.
Eeep down in cavernsStygian nOoks-
from thence flow all our sparkling brooks.
Engendered where Hygeia weeps
Mhere onyx, ag ate, sapphire sleeps;
Meandering pathways now it takes
This healing balm for all aches
,IWixt stalactite and stalagrnite
The healing waters dance delight
Ihen, 1ippling, splashing, gushing, they
Rush forth to greet the god of day.
Thence down deep canons, oh, how free,
They leap on loving to the sea
Adieu, my friends, these waters draw
And sound the praise Of Arkansaw
J. G. c.
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-07-20
The Track is Now Ready
FOR Training.
The Best Specimens.

The Executive committee of the
Arkansas Worlds Fair Directory
and the Commissioner of Mines,
Manufactures and Agriculture have
issued the following circular:
We would again urge upon you
the Importance of selecting for ex-
hibit at Chicago the best specimens
Of your grains and grasses, fruits
and vegetables. In cultivating
crops with view of display at the
Worlds Fair, care should be taken
to produce the best in every line
not to the greatest quantity, but the
largest and best in quality. Our
success in the display of Arkansas
products will depend largely upon
the cooperation and assistance of
our farmers during the next three
or four months, and we desire to
have their hearty support in our
work. Farmers who desire to send
specimens of their best products,
should communicate with G.. w.
Vinoenheller, commissioner of A g
rieulture, who will give full direct
ions as to preparing and shipping.
Fruits Of ali kinds, the best speci.
mems are earnestly solicited. The
best display Of apples will be in
September or October, and we hope
our fruit raisers will enable us to
make an exhibit at the Worlds
Fair during those months that will
distance all competitions and keep
Arkansas still in the lead. In max
ing this display the farmers will
bear in mind the fact that they will
not be called on to bear any of the
expense Of shipping. All they
are asked to do is to furnish the
exhibits. The Worlds Fair direc-
tory will pay all freight and ex,
press charges. Farmers and fruit
men are requested to observe the
following suggestions of the COM
missioner of Agriculture:
Pull all grains and grasses up by
the roots, tie in bundles, cure in the
shade, then wrap each bundle in
paper to prevent fading.
Select all specimens Of fruit free
from spects and blemishes, and
have the stems to them when pos
sible. Pull all grains, grasses and
fruits before fully ripe, then
write this Office for shipping direc-
tions.
Our exhibit of minerals, consist
ing Of silver, zinc, lead, iron, cop
per, manganese, antimony, coal,
bauxite, kaolin, orches, states, clays
etc., also timbers, marbles, granite,
limestone, sandstone, ETC., is quite
complete, and is attracting much
favorable attention in the City Of
Chicago.
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-07-20
Wanted--Reiected Scrip.

I will pay liberal price for any
and all scrip that has been rejected
by the county because it was not
presented under the order Of the
county court calling it in for re-
issue.
Call on or address me if you
have any such paper.
S. J. MORRIS.
Green Forest, Ark.
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-07-20

J. F. Walker is reported on the
sick list.
Walker keeps the best sugars
and coffees. Try them.
Trunks, valises, etc., cheap at
J. B. Sax's, Eureka Springs.
Do you trade at Walkers? If
not you are missing bargains.
Save time and money by buying
your clothing of J. B. Sax, Eureka
Springs.
Mrs. Tina Ramsey OF Rule is Wis
iting with her parents Mr.. and Mrs.
w. A. Butt.
Make no mistake, go direct to J.
B. sax's, Eureka Springs, when
you want clothing.
Eliga Wise moved his family to
his handsome, new residence in
Buell's addition yesterday.
When you want a frst-c class shave
or hair cut go to Lee Stacy, our
barber. Shop in Band Hall.
Buy the Berryville Roller Mil
Flour for sale by r. D. Galloway,
6. Camp and Sneed & Co. If.
Dave Morris began three
months public school Monday near
W. r. Sneed's place on Usage.
Joseph N. Grim of Yocum was in
town Monday. He reports every,
thing flourishing in that section.
Andy Cox'lett yesterday on Wis.
it to Clay county, Texas. He OK,
poets to be gone until September.
Hon. Jordon Morris left yester.
day for his home in Texas after a
three weeks visit with friends and
relatives.
Will Naples as in town Monday
summonsing witnesses before pro
bate court in session at Berryvllle
this week.
T. s. Phillips and Thomas Nor
ris left yesterday morning for
Springfield, Mo, after goods for
Morris & Son.
Every article Of summer wear
must be sold. We will make the
price sell the goods. J. B. Sax
Eureka Springs.
Five dozen new hats just receiv-
ed at Mrs. Buell's millinery store,
also fine selection Of new trim
mings. Call there and have your
hat trimmed to order.
Hon. H. G. Poynor has been rec.
commended by Congressman Dins.
moro for the Office of District Guag-
er. This is a good selection and
we congratulate Mr.. Poynor on be-
ing one of the lucky boys. He
was not an applicant for the posi-
ton.
A CHASTITY joke on one Of our
school ma'ams comes from rural
district. The enterprising young
teacher sent to the father of one OF
her pupils a list Of books she wish
ed him to procure for his son.
The father sent back for an oral
explanation of the paper, saying
that ''the devil himself could not
read sich writin'.'
The oldest daughter of Rev. Ed
wards, one and half miles west
of town, was bitten by spider while
out picking black berries Tuesday.
At 10 o'clock Tuesday night DR..
Ellis Harbert was called to her bed
side to find her in very danger
Gus condition. The Doctor applied
a restorative which gave her relief,
and at last report she was getting
along niecly.
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-07-20
South side of square,

The hosts of friends of our former
citizens, H. S. Shahan, now of Ce-
darvale, Kansas, will be panied to
learn that he is now sufferer from
consumption, and that bis recovery
is reported to be doubtful. Mr..
Shahan was resident of this coun.
ty for many years, and no man
stood better, or was more useful
citizen. We sincerely hope that
we may yet be able to cronicle his
recovery.
The Zinc Belt Telephone Com
pany with a capital stock of SIS, 900
filed articles of incorporation last
week. Its object is to operate tel
egraph and telephone lines in Car
roll, Boone, Ozark, Fulton, Inde-
pendence, Marion, Stone, Baxter
and Searcv counties. James Mix is
president Of the concern, George
Emmart, secretary and E. L. Hays,
treasurer.
Eureka Springs had another dis
astrous confagration on last Thurs
day morning. The Magnolia hotel
together with four other buildings
burned up, aggregating loss Ut
about $1,000. The house mention
cd was kept by Mrs. Strond, moth
or of D. NJ. Stroud of this place.
w. G. Russell is in attendar ce
at Probate court this week. He
reports that but little probate busi-
ness is being done this court. The
claim of Vesta Beddingfeld against
the estate of Jefferson Baker was
rejected Monday and set tor trial
Wednesday.
DR.. Ellis Harbert has been hav-
ing the we'll in front of his Office
repaired this week. This we'll af-
fords good water and we are glad
the Doctor has been so thoughtful
as to haveit fixed up, for it adds
much to our own convenience.
Wheat and oat crops have turned
out splendidly through this part
of the country and prospects for
abundant yield of corn and voge-
tables were never better. Free sill
YER, no silver or what not, Arkan-
sas people will not suffer-.
Misses Ella Kendall of Berry
Vile and Lizzie Shibley of this
place paid THE TRIBUNE a very
pleasant visit Saturday afternoon.
We are always glad to receive Wis
itors, and especially pleased to
welcome the ladies.
Sneed & Co. are closing out their
spring and summer stock at re-
duced rates in order to get room
for fall and winter stock. They
are giving good bargains in every
line.
Col. H. Dinsmore Of Fayetteville
and O. w. Watkins Of Eureka
Springs took dinner in Green For
est Sunday. They were on their
way to Harrison to attend court.
The "Patent," "Conqueror," and
Xxx" are the brands Of Berry
villo Roller Mill flour. This -four
leads everything that has ever
been on our market. If.
The Berryvllle Roller Mill Flour
is tho best on the market. Quail
ty and quantity of each sack guaran-
teed.
Great bargains on summer cloth
ing att. B. Sax's, Eureka Springs.
Galloway's is the place for your
groceries.
Go to Galloway's for fresh con-
dictionaries.
Get pure confectionaries at Gal
loway's.
The Green Forest tribune., 1893-07-20
LOCAL. GLEANINGS.

drcn Is.
Try Sax at Eureka Springs for
clothing.
Another fine rain shower Sun
day evening.
w. N. Cofeld visited Carrollton
friends Sunday.
You will always be treated right
If you trade at Walkers.
The Berryville Milling Co., has
nut in new set of rollers.
The infant child of J. L. Rhodes
ofYocum died last week.
E. Judge w. A. Butt was among the
courtcrs at Berryville yesterday.
Call at Walkers and examine
his stock. No harm done if you
don't buy.
We are pleased to note that Miss
Ella Galioway's condition contin-
ues to improve.
DR.. Ellis Harbert reports that
w. T. Gray, two miles South Of
town, is quite sick.
Remember the concert tonight
by the Boyd family. 1t will be a
treat for everybody.
Chas. Chauncey has very appro.
priately styled the Buell. addition
to our town Duality Hill"
J. Shipman is selling the White
Sewing Machine for sS5, SO less
than they can be bought anywhere
else.
Galloway has ordered another
large bill of groceries and confec-
tionaries. They will be here next
week.
For ladies' and children's hats
go to J. Shipman's store. He has
received q large bill of the very lat
est styles.
For the best grade of coffees,
teas, sugars, rice, tobaccoes, and
anything in the grocery line call
on Galloway.
Mrs. 7. H. Smith form erly teach
er in the Butler, Mo-, Conservatory
of music will,give lessons on piano
and organ.
Jesse Edwards closed success.
full ten days singing school at the
Grim school house last Saturday.
He is now conducting class at
Rule.
G. E. Foreman writes us from
Topolobampo Bay, Mexico, that he
is we'll pleased with his new home,
and that he is now sailor by occu-
patton.
N. L. Sanders of Huntsville, the
newly appointed Deputy Internal
Revenue Collector, was in town
tuesday night.
Grim has opened eighty-four lots
in his addition to the city. They
are all desirable locations and we
see nothing to hinder them going
like hot cakes.
r. B. Warren of Carrollton was
in town Monday en- route to Eureka
Springs. H. ordered The TRIBUNE
sent to his brother, James Warren,
Bent Canon, Colo.
When you want anything in the
line of clothing the place to go to
is Eureka Springs. J. B. Sax has
more clothing there than all the
other stores put together.
John Myres and Miss Triphenia
Shipman OF Long Greek Township
were married al the residence Of
Columbus Callen on last Thursday,
Rev. R. A. Martin officiating.
Ex-Judge T. S. Bunch of st.
Johns, Ariz is visiting old baunts
about Berryville. Tom is looking
well. He is Prosecuting Attorney
of the county in which he resides.
r. f. Mattox OF Denver and A.
L. Hulsey of this place, two Of our
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-02-22
.TAE.WAShyNGTOh.FA FANNY.

vealed his moral greatness, but, accord
ing to the opinion Of Mr.. Gladstone and
other great English thinkers who have
studied his life, made it impossible that
monarchy could ever be established in
the United States.
Carlyle. who had no great opinion OF
the American Revolution. believing, If
his private talks with Americans whom
he met have been correctly reported, that
it was little more than guerrilla war
fare nevertheless has said that this half
sorrowful, half angry and contemptuous
repulse to those who were bringing to
him crown was something greater than
the command of the American armies
through seven years to ultimate victory
1t was an act that Europeans could not
understand
Bonaparte was always inclined to be-
lieve the story purely apocryphal. al
though he was a great admirer Of
Washington and paid a higher tribute to
his military genius than some other
great captains have done. But it was
incomprehensible to Bonaparte that a
man should have conducted "a prolonged
warfare to success without any idea OF
personal aggrandizement. and, moreover.
Bonaparte himself had no conception
whatever of any other form of republic
IN government than that hideous night
mare which followed the French revolu
ion.
Washington's greatness was impressed
1pon some If the great men of the times
which he lived even before the world
understood his victories. and there are
,ome anecdotes traditionary respecting
lis relations with two of the ablest mel
If the Revolutionary period which have
lot become threadbare by constant repe
;ition. and which illustrate this impres
,ion of greatness which he gave to hi'
contemporaries.
Two of the ablest men produced b!
The Revolutionary era were Jonath1r
Trumbull and Benedict Arnold. They
were both natives of eastern Connect
cut Arnold was born only few miles
from Trunibulls home. Trumbull was
a man of great piety, splendid executive
capacity and possessed in the highest de.
gree the qualities of statemanship. Ar
mold was ir-ellectually brilliant, but
even in childhood had revealed deficient
moral quality He would have made q
great business man. and was in fact en-
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1893-02-22
THE LORDLY HUDSON.
WAsHlNoToNs woolNo AND WAR
FARE ON ITS BANKS.

He Courted and Was Refused and Score
of Years Later Fought aud Won on the
Scene OF His Early Disappointmcnt.
Romance of River.
Copyright, 1893, by American Press Associs-
tion.l
The Hudson river and various points
along its banks TEEN with historic glory.
To one who is familiar with the record
Of the colonies that afterward became
the United States of America the men.
ton of the name evolves a panoramic
retrospect that has all the gorgeousness
OF dream and the solidity Of fact.
There was the old Dutchman who sailed
up the stream looking for waterway to
the Indies. Following the explorer came
the colonists. the village of New Amster-
dam. and later the city of New York,
while at the head of tidewater, nearly
l70 miles from the bay, rose the trading
post of Albany, afterward destined to be