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nariIy gives reasons. The Stockton Nail
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il the second sentence of the following:
The Sacramento RECoRD-UNIoN saws that
women trained in business are not and never
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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16
Her Superiority.

There is little tot in the West end,
only two and one-half years old, who
is possessed of an ambition to pro-
nounce large words correctly aud is
very proud of her accomplishments in
that line. She has little cousin, some
months older, who cannot speak SO
plainly, and this fact increases her
pride. But her father often tells her
when she doesn't obey him promptly
that he has another little girl down
town who minds him always and is
never disobedient. This mythical little
girl has grown to be reality with
her, and she imagines one really does
exist who has aiienated her fathers
affections.
The other day, on being reprint nded
for a slight misdemeanor. her father
said:
MY other little girl down town
wouldn't do that; she's a good little
GIRL
The child sat still for several min
utes, seemingly very much distressed
over the comparison. Then she spoke
up triumphantly:
But your other little girl down town
tan't say rhinoceros st. Louis Re-
public.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16
a tie with his tail across +he rail

q tie with his tail across the rail
worked his smellers and glared at the
rats. While he was watching the hop
his tail two inches from his body, ana
he instantly went yowling and splitting
toward the mule barn. The cats an
tics made Johnny roar. ''Bet he won'l
watch my rats again very soon." he
said. Soon the trips stopped coming.
1t was the quitting hour, and Johnny
turned the four rats loose, and said te
the visitor:
Come with me to the barn, mister.
if you want to see some fun"
Eleven well-fed cats and lot OF
kittens were purring around the mule
foreman near the feed box. Several
dead rats lay on the floor, and Johnny
said that the cats always lugged the
rats to the feed box, no matter how far
away in the mine they caught them
All the mules were in the stalls, and in
the Pickering light from the smoking
oil lamps the foreman dumped the
provender into their hangers. Present
ly you could hear the rats clim bling
up and tumbling into the hangers, and
at that the mules struck at the feed
no bbers with their noses and grunted.
The bob-tailed tom cat bounded out of
a stall with a mammoth rat in his
mouth, and Johnny seized the cat and
took it away. But the rat had re.
ceived fatal bite, and the boy gave it
back to the cat.
The next thing Johnny did was to
reach in manager and bring out a
kicking rat in each hand. He gave
| them free swing over his lap, put them
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16

in his pockets, let them crawl over his
shoulders and then tossed them into
the hay. He caught two more present
ly, held them up by the tails in front
of the cats and stuck them in his
pockets when the cats sprang at them,
afterward placing them in the one of
the managers.
81 don't know why the rats never
bite me- said Johnny, unless it is
because they know won't hurt 'em.
l like rats better than I do cats or
dogs, and don't think ever killed
one. I've caught and played with rats
ever since l was little boy. They are
SO bright-eyed and slick that like to
handle 'em and harness 'em up, and
guess they all tell one another that
never hurt 'em when l catch 'em."-
n " SIM
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16
"A Honeymoon Incident,

A well-known local carpenter tells a
story that is intended as a good joke
on his wife. When they were married
they rented apartments in block, the
rear of which overlooked one of the
rivers, and among the wife's earliest
culinary efforts was batch of bread.
The young husband sampled his wife's
contribution to the worlds stock of the
''staff of life,'' and arising from the ia.
BILE, playfully remarked:
'My dear, cast your bread upon: the
waters"
The wife took offense at the iniunc.
ton, and as her husband left the house
she flung the remaining loaf out of the
window into the river. 1t struck
passing boat, crashing through the
bottom and sinking in the waters
murky depths. The next she knew the
boatman, dripping wet, made tour of
the block, bent on discovering who
dumped the hod of brick into his craft,
-Binghamton Leader.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16
A Vonan's Wit.

DR.. Adler tells a good story about
verbal sparring match between the
Emperor Hadrian and a rabbi. Said
the emperor: why, your God is rep
resented as thief, for he surprised
Adam in his sleep and robbed him of
one of his ribs" The rabbits daughter
craved permission to reply and when
her request was granted she said:
LET me implore thine imperial protec-
ton. A great outrage has been intlict-
ed upon u.s. "What has happened?'
asked the emperor. She answered:
SIN the darkness of the night an au-
dacious thief broke into our house,
He took a silver fagon from our chest
Of plate and left golden one in it's
place." ''Would that such a robber
would visit my place every day!" said
Hadrian. And was not the Creator
such thief as this?" retorted the girl;
''for he stole from Adam rib, and in
lieu thereof gave unto him living,
lovely wife?'-Chicago Times.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16

ATTENTION is called to the Improved Vic
tor Incubator advertised in another column.
The manufacturers ian old established
tirm) guarantee this incubator to be simple,
easy Of operation, durable, and that the heat
regulator used will keep the temperature
in egg chamber atincubation heat regard
less Of variations in the outside tempera-
ture. The price Of this hatcher is far lower
than that Of any other first class Incubator,
and it will pay customers to send cents in
stamps to Geo. Ertel & Co., Quincy, ILL.,, for
q copy Of their finely illustrated catalogue.
EXTREMES meet when the heat Of discus
sion causes GOODNESS between two friends.
Truth.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16
A LEGAL CROSS-ExAMiN
Tho Cute Lawyers Nose Put Out of Joint
by tho Judge.

The Cute Lawyers Nose Put Out of Joint
by tho Judge.
Skill in examination is, perhaps, one
of the most important qualifications of
the attorney, and in considering the big
retainers of the present day the mind
runs back to an exhibition of skill in an
Ohio county court several years ago.
The case was murder, and a crossroads
lawyer was retained for his reputed
skill in criminal cases. On cross-exam-
ination he went at the witness after
this manner:
''Now (ahemD, Mr.. Tompkins, you
say you saw the defendant kill the
man.
Eyes, SIR"
''Yes-well-howd did you know it was
the defendant?''
Because I saw him"
But, sir, how did you know it was
him?"
I've known him for thirty years.
you have?"
''Yes"
known him all that time?'
"Yes"
'You state it under oath?"
"Yes."
chow did he kill him?"
He shot him with revolver"
How do you know?"
II saw him.
''Did you see the revolver"
Certainly"
did you see it revolver
''No, sir
aha! How did you know it was q
revolver?" f54
1t looked like one'
''Um-huh! Did you see him pull the
trigger?' l...
mo, of course not"
''Ah! Then you admit he didn't pull
the trigger"
II saw the blaze and smoke
did you see any bullet in the blaze
and smoke? Would the blaze and smoke
have caused death?'
''Of course not. y
''Thcn what danger was there in
firing?"
The bullet was found in the victims
head.
Oiu you see any outlet strike the de-
ceased?'
''Of course not. y
The attorney solemnly arose and adj
dressed the court: IF your honor
please, we would like to introduce tes-
timony in impeachment Here is man
who swears that he saw one man kill
another with revolver, vet he neither
saw the bullet leave the pistol nor
strike the victim. He didn't even see
the man pull the trigger
Are you addressing the court?'' asked
the Judge. "a -
Why, certainly, if your honor
please"
How do you known
me-" - -,
Yes. but you neither see your words
leave your mouth nor strike the courts
ears. .
., The attorney- sat down. Cleveland
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16

just temporary relief, and then q worse
condition afterward-but help that lasts.
Pleasant help, too. These sugar
coated little pellets are the Smallest the
easiest to take, and the easiest in the
way they act. No gripping, no violence,
no disturbance to the system, diet, or
occupation. ..,.
They come in sealed Walls. which keeps
them always fresh and reliable; con-
venient and perfect est-pocket remedy.
They're the cheapest pills you can buy.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16

THE Louisville, New Albany & Chicago
has just added to its rolling-stock two new
sleeping and boudoir cars, costing nearly
S5, 600 each. These cars are said to be the
finest ever placed on any road in the coun-
try, and are specially designed for use dur
ing the Worlds Columbian Exposition
Chicago Tribune.
These cars are models of elegance and
beauty, each Compartment or Boudoir
being fitted with q complete toilet set,
cleverly hidden from view when not in use.
They are in daily service between Chicago
and Cincinnati, and should be seen and used
to be fully appreciated. All of the MOnon's
through day trains are made up Of smoking
cars, new coaches and Parlor and Dining
Cars. JAMES BARKER, G. P. A.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16
LAND poor.

I've had another offer, wife-s twenty acres
more.
OF high and dry prairie land, as level as floor
thought I'd wait and see you first, as Lawyer
Brady said,
10 tell how things will turn out best, woman
And when this lot is paid for, and we have got
the deed.
III say that am satsfed-it's all the land we
need
And next Wen see about the yard, and fix the
house up some,
And manage in the course OF time to have q
better home.
There is no use of talking. Charles-you buy
that twenty more,
And Well go scrimping all our lives, and always
be land poor
For thirty years we've tuggcd and shaved, deny
ing half our needs,
While all we have to show for it Is tax receipts
and deeds,
I'd sell the land if it were mine, and have bet
ter home,
With broad light rooms to front the street, and
take life as it comes.
II we could live as others live, aud have what
others do,
We'd live enough sight pleasanter, and have
plenty, too.
books,
Just think how Stingy we have lived, and how
this old place looks.
That other farm you bought OF Wells, that took
so many years
or clearing up and fencing in, has cost me many
tears.
Yes, Charles I've thought OF it a hundred times
or more
And wondered if it really paid to always be
That had we built a cozy house, took pleasure
as it came
Our children. once so dear to US, had never left
our home.
grieve to think of wasted weeks and wears and
months and days,
While for it all we never yet have had one word
OF praise.
Men call us rich but we are poor-would we not
freely give
The land and all its fixtures for better way to
live:
Don't think I'm blaming YOU Charles-you're
not q whit to blame,
I've ptied you these many years to see you
tired and lame
It's just the way we started out, our plans too
far ahead,
We've worn the cream Of life away, to leave too
much when dead.
Ills putting off enjoyment long after we enjoy
And after all too much of wealth seems useless
as toy
Although we've learned, alas, too late what all
must learn at last,
Our brightest earthly happiness is buried in the
past.
That life IS short and full of care the end is al
ways nigh,
We seldom half begin to live before we're
doomed to die.
Were 1 to start my life again, I'd mark each
separate day,
And never let single one pass unenioyed away
If there were things to envy, I'd have them now
and then,
And have u home that was home, and not a
cage or pen.
Id sell some land if it were mine, aud fit up
we'll the rest.
I've always thought, and thinl. SO yet, small
farms well worIle,, are best
j. w. Donovan, in Farm and Fireside.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16
August.
Flower

81 am ready to testify under oath
that if it had not been for August
Flower I should have died before
this. Eight years ago I was taken
sick, and suffered as no one but
a dyspeptic can. I employed three
of our best doctors and received
no benefit. They told me that had
heart, kidney, and liver trouble.
Everything I ate distressed ME so
that I had to throw it up. August
Flower cured me. There is no med
icine equal to it, LORENZO F.
SLEEPER, Appleton, Maine. o
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16
HANS GOODNESS.

An Ignorant German Calmly Sweeps Out q
Cage In the Midst of Five Savage Lions.
An incident is said to have happened
recently at Bridgeport, Conn, where the
animals of "the greatest show on earth
have their winter quarters, which shows
to what danger an ignorant man will
expose himself and how he may escape
injury.
A big German named Hans applied
for work and as some one was wanted
to clean the cages of the animals, he
was engaged The superintendent gave
him directions about the work, and
then left him
Returning to the place not long after,
the superintendent was Mortified to see
the man inside the cage with five lions
He was going about his work in most
methodical way, sweeping the floor
vigorously with his broom, which he
occasionally "shooed" into the faces Of
the astonished lions when any of them
ventured near him. The animals, doubt
less surprised at the mans cool indif-
ference kept huddled up in one corner
until Hans wanted to clean out that
particular part of the cage. Then they
were unceremoniously evicted and scam
pered around utterly forgetful of their
proper dignity.
The superintendent never expected
to see the man come out alive, believing
that the lions, which were regarded as
particularly savage and unruly, would
attack him as soon as he started to
leave the den. Hehurriedly called some
Of the older hands to his assistance. and
then ordered the German to come out
of the cage.
The fellow laughed at the idea Of the
animals hurting him, and said he wanted
to finish the job; but when the superin-
tendent commanded, he finally obeyed.
and got out Of the cage without q
scratch.
1t took deal of argument to persuade
Hans that he had been in great danger.
and to prevail upon him to. use the
long. handled rakes that are especially
provided for cleaning the cage. Youths
Companion. k@.ss.x
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16
Receipt for Making One Loaf.

more or less according to the brand
and quality of the -four used. Do
not make stiff dough, like yeast
bread. Pour the batter into a
creased pan, AXIS inches. and a
inches deep, filling about half full.
The loaf will rise to fill the pan
when baked Bake in very hot
oven as minutes. placing paper
over first IS minutes baking, to pre-
vent crusting too soon on top. Bake
at once. D0u't max 4ei1k milk.
who will write US the result Of
/. the most practical cook book
; for all kinds of cooking. Adj
6 Wall Street, New York.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16

ONE quart -four. teaspoonful
- salt, half a teaspoonful sugar.
2 heaping teaspoonfuls Royal Baking
Powder, half medium-sized cold
boiled potato, and water. Sift to-
gether thoroughly flour. salt, sugar,
and baking powder rub in the
potato: add sufficient water to mix
smoothly and rapidly into stiff
batter. about as soft as for pound
cake; about a pint of water to a
quart of -four will be required
Breadmakers using this recei,
their experience will receive, fire
published, containing 1000 receip
dress Royal Baking Powder Co.. Il
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16

IT WAS Hrs G1RL.-Teacher-'sIs it correct
for me to say the girl is beautiful, or the
girl are beautiful?" Boy-'sNeither"
Teacher-ssIndeed? Then what's correct!'
Boy-''She's clean out of sight See!"-
Detroit Free Press.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16
"A Good Understanding.

Little Girl beat Nellie Newcome
standin' on one foot to-day I stood q
whole half minute longer than she did
Practical Father Humph! OF what
use will such an accomplishment be
when you grow up?
Little Girl-Well II guess I'll be
pretty good at waitin' for change
Good News.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-03-16
Shortest Route to the Kootenai.

BoNNERs FERRY, Idaho, March 11.-This
has not only become the principal town in
entrepot of the British Columbia Kootenai,
the route to Pilot Bay, Ainsworth, Nelson,
Kaslo, the SLOGAN and Lardo-Duncan dis
tricts VIA this place from the East, being
over three hundred miles nearer than by
way Of Spokane. Kootenai Lake is fifteen
miles nearer st. Paul via this city and the
Great Northern than the total distance
from Spokane to st. Paul, by the same
railroad, and which road, too, is the short
est route to Spokane. The stages are kept
busy now, and when the river opens fast
steamers will be ready to take care of all
business to river and lake points.
THE man who swears allegiance to a
queen-at the poker table up a be-
lever in the divine right of kings.-Smith,
GRAY & Co.'s Monthly.