The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-06-10
The dica 1aiy Eagle Saturday Hornimg gune 10, 1893
PITH AND POINT.

-He-''What tiny feet Miss Tooze
hast Did you e-er see anything small
/ er?" She-"Only her boots BROOKLYN
Life.
-"Oh, mamma" said little Ethel the
| first time she saw Chinaman. look at
the gentleman with his eyes cut bias"
Washington Star.
! -''She has promised TO marry him.
Is she in love with him?" 20, no; what
ever failings she may have, she isn't
vulgar.''-N Y Press.
-He-''Man is like river: so diff
cult to trace him to his source" She
Eyes, man is like a river: biggest at the
mouth Boston Transcript.
Did Mrs. Livelong marry man
younger than herself" Yes, he was
at the time. but they've been married
several years now."-Inter-Ocean.
Were you at Bronson's reception"
NO. | don't speak to Bronson any
more Ever since ne fred me out of his
house last January, I've cut the beggar
dead. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Papa" said Abner. IF you will
buy me a printing press I'll print you
newspaper every day, and then you
won't have to spend your money On
newspapers "-Harper's Bazaar
SO Bankster married his type
writer operator Yes" And she
doesn't do any more work." 1T didn't
turn out that way. She simply doesn't
draw any more salary. Washington
Star
You seem TO nave good deal OF
faith in Doctors said the friend of the
sick man. Il have" was the reply.
"A doctor would be foolish TO let a
good customer like me die. Washing
ton Star.
Percy Mamma. can't count ten
any more when I'm angry" Mamma
why not, dear?" Percy-"BiIly At
kins hit me with stone. and before |
counted six he had run away.'-Brook-
Ign Life.
What on earth is the reason din
ner is so late?" Wife-'Katie had TO
wait until | came home because had
left the canary out, and she couldn't
tell him from the spring chickens
Inter-Ocean.
FLINT IS in great trouble" What's
the NATTER" We'll. when he proposed
TO Miss Gusher he listened for the usual
This is SO sudden and he don't know
whether she accepted him or not
Inter-Ocean.
Perhaps He VIII -Wife-''How
IS nv husband. doctor?" Doctor-..I
think he has taken turn for the bet
ter. madam. He's just paid me bill
that's been owing for a long time.'-
Yankee Blade.
-Husband-"Ye women are all
llikes, they is. 1t don't take them long
to change their minds. Why. when I
asked Yer to marry me first We said We
wouldn't marry the noblest man that
ever breathed" Wife-.'Well. I've kept.
N word dear Fun.
A colored boy. called as witness
before a court-martial, was asked by
the judge advocate if he understood
what an oath was. The witness replied:
Vas. sab, reckon | does. Use been
waitin' at the officers mess for most
six months '-Argonaut
-"She said I was perfect spring
poem when she saw me in my new
suit" said the young man with a pen
,hant for proposing. Indeed" re-
olied his friend. Did she refer to the
frequency with which You are declined
With thanks ?''-Washington Star.
Sympathy Ia Mode.-Husband-
Il feel frightfully queer this morning:
1 splitting headache-painse everywhere
no appetite, and general sense of
depression" Fond Wife-'And
yet when you came home last night,
iarling. you appeared to be perfectly
sober. Fun.
Mrs Smith-'And how is Your neigh /
oor?" Mrs. Brown-''She's well enough. :
suppose. | haven't seen her to speak
% for six weeks" Mrs Smith-,'Whv. /
thought you were on the most friend /
Y terms Mrs Brown-''Weu. we .
ased to be: but we've exchanged serv-
Ints. Vogue.