The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1893-12-16
SNAP SHOTS FROM VARIOUS
SOURCES.

Men have no right to laugh at girls
for seeking autumn leaves. Where are
the new ones they themselves turned
over last New Years?
Senator PETER wants money made OF
aluminium. SUCH money might do we'll
enough for floating debt, but not for a
sinking fund.
Scientists say the cora is disappear
ing from thu human foot. For all its
usefulness as weather barometer its
gCing to be a long, bright day for hui
manity when its gone.
The report is not true that a foreign
nobleman, falling in love with Chicago
hotei chambermaid, asked her to take
away her feet so he could lay his heart
and fortlne at them.
Even were those local woman suffrag
lists to secure the right to vote they'd
find by and by, as in other cases. they
hadn't got such bargain.
It is not the hard words being said of
foot ball that does The harm. Hard
words break no bones.
When you loan $40 you are apt to
learn that it is 10 easy thing to pursue
the even tenner."
Nearly every mau thinks ne wonld be
frst.rate rife shot, if he only had time
to practice in.
Tho bnu ,uhoaI in
head, but the thing is to put spoke il
it before he does any harm.
We understand now why hazing has
gone out. 1t is easier to commit man.
slaughter by the foot ball route.
While other establishments are start
ing up for the winter the thermometer
is preparing to get down to business.
In a great majority of cases the safe
thing for diplomat to do is nothing.
And Mr.. Van Allen does it beautifully.
To the question, Ga what salary should
young man marry? the right answer is,
On all that he can get
The chief objection we have to t,..1
man who. knows it alr' is that ne in
sists that every one else shall know it all
too.
Professor G..uer succeeds in master
ing the monkey language he ought to
turn his attention next to the chatter of
the dudes.
It's au odd way to put its advantages
to say OF the trolley that it's a handy
way for people 20 go TO the out of town
cemeteries.
It's bad enough to leave women stand
ing in street cars but think of the United
States even takiGg Queen Lis seat away
from her.
The man who declared that in his be.
lief, the United States Senate couldn't
repeal banana, hasn't modified his
opinion even yet.
A New Yorker has been sent to jail or
feeding his family on dogs. He evi,
IDENTIFY confounced them with the tonic
qualities of bark,
The Anarchists ideas of equality are
SuOu eu"I oi'"iuS VI tho hoAd VI aNOuOl
ity and the head OF glass of beer are all
the same to him.
A man is sometimes so much in love
that he worships the very tracks made
by his sweetheart while she was clipping
with another fellow.
There is nothing like a bottle of
whiskey in the cellar to make a man
thoughtful for the comforts of his wife
when the coal bod is empty.
Jillson. whose eyesIght is undimmed,
says the only opera glasses he has any
use for are those he is compelled to go
out after between the acts.
Jerry Simpson remarks that the Pop
ulist idea is looking up. From the hori-
zontal view he's able to take of things
he can say this on the Gead level.
The Methodists have decided to use
rigid economy in miss onary work.
Probably they will send only their lean
est brethren to the Cannibal Islands.
There Is this singularity about photo
graphs. A pretty picture is invariably
"perfect image OF her. while poor pic
ture doesn't look bit like her,
They are raising skunks for the fur
market out West, There's dollars in
many trades, but as business based on
cents a. least this should be unapproach