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ninchey and Wanless.

Mr.. w. b. Hipchey is desIrous OF
learning the whereabouts OF his
brother benjamin f. Hinchey, who
came west In the fall OF 1883, and
travelled In Utah. Idaho aud Montana.
The last letter received from him was
written At Butte, Montana, and stated
that he was going TO return 10 In.
dian Territory. This was penned
about March, 1889, since which time
be has not been heard from. Any
person knowing OF his whereabouts
will confer u favor by writing TO w
b. Hinehey, Palmer, Chickahaw Na.
tion, 1. Il.
Information 10 also asked regarding
the whereabouts OF John q. aud Ellen
Wanless rho came to Utah from Eng
land about 1850, accompanied by their
mother. by calling upon or writing
TO w. w. Williams, No. l60 n street,
Bait Lake City, they will learn some.
thing to their advantage.
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Salt Lake Stake Conference.

The semi.annual Conference Of the
Salt Lake Stake OF Zion will convene
In the Assembly Hall, Salt Lake CITY,
ON Saturday, March ith, 1893. Meet.
ings will TO held M follows: Saturday
at 10 a,m., AMI pm, and Sunday AT
10 a.m., pm, aud 7:30p
A general attendance Of the Priest
hood and people IL desired.
The stake organizations Of the Relief
Societies, Sabbath Schools, Young
Mems and Young LalIes' Mutual lm'
provement Associations, and the Prlm'
AIRY organizations are requested TO have
their reports ready In tune Tor the con
ference.
ANGUS NJ. CANNON,
JostpH Il. TAYLOR,
CHARLES W. PEsRosE.
Stake Presidency.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-02-24

This wonderful Liniment IL known
from the Atlantic TO the Paein,, and
from the Lakes 20 the Gulf. II Ia tn.
most penetrating Imminent In the
world. IL will cure rheumatism,
Neuralgia, Cuts, Sprains, Bruises,
Wounds, OLD Sores, Burns, Scintlca,
Sore Throat, Sore Chest and all intism.
nation, after all others have failed. II
viii cure Barbed Wire Cuts aud heal
all wounds where proud flesh has set
In. IL Ia equally efficient In animals.
Try II and you will not be without 1t.
Price 80 cents.
Sold by z. q. NJ. I. drug department.
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Why TIE DESERET NEWS SHOULD
BE SUBSCRIBED FOR IN PREFER.
EKCE TO ANY OTHER PAPER.

LIT IL the organ OF tho Church OF
Jesus Christ Of Laiter.dsy Saints, and
tho authorized medium through which
the viewu, wishes and instructions OF tho
Church Authorities arc expr essed and
given To the Saints.
at may always be relied upon ns
advocating or defending tho right eide Of
oyory question proper for public Journals
to treat upon.
ali l. devoted TO tho lniercss OF the
Latter.day Saints, and ha., from it, in
ccption. valiAn,ly defended their rights
aud advocated the principles In which
they believe; and every Lat,er-day Saint
should therefore fool under obligations to
do his part in helping to sustain It.
At IL not published for speculation,
aud never has been, but for tho good
which II Ia capable OF accomplishing the
profits, ~ any there be derived from Il,
being devoted TO extending lis sphere u
usefulness and benottting tho commu.
nifty.
b.-n ~ doing Its utmost TO establish
homo industries, among which are paper
making aud type.founding, stereoiy ping
and ,lsctroplatinv branches necessary
to the development and independence OF
tho community. but which, during their
infancy (which In this Territory they
have not yet passed., can oniy be carried
on nj a pocuniary loss.
G.-There IL no danger OF any sub.
scriber to tho NEWS failing to get what he
aubscrlbc, for through failure of the bus.
mess and suspension Of tho publication
"a result in the case OF hundreds OF
newspaper ventures every year.
TT is printed in readable type, sc
that even the aged can poruse It without
difficulty or danger To their eyesight.
SIT Is FREQ from objectionable adyor'
tl,oments, so that no parent need feal
that his children will have their mind,
corrupted from having access to ~ ia
fact, Il refuses thousands OF dollars worth
OF tho best paying advertisements annu.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-02-24

This remedy Ia becoming 80 wen
known anu 10 popular "a to need no
specini mention. Al who have used
Electric Bitturs sing the came song o.
praise.-A purer medicine does not
exist, and It Is guaranteed to do all that
IL claimed. Electric B,iiers VIII cure
all dis.nscs OF the Liver and Kidneys,
will remove Pmples, BOils. Salt
Rheum and other affections caused by
Impure blood.-Mill drive Malaria
from the system and prevent as well NJ
cure al Malarlal Fevurs.-For cure OF
Headache, Constipation and lndiges'
ton, try Electric Bitters.-En Ire sat
isfaction tuaranteed, OF money refund.
ed.APricc, 5uc. aud sl.00 per bottle at
a q. Smith q Cn'- Dfug Store. o"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-02-24

Mr.. A. l.. Armstrong, an old drug.
gist, and n prominent citizen OF this
enterpfising town, eays: al fell some
forty d iierent kinds OF cough medi.
cinea, but nave never In my expert
ence sold NO much OF any one article
NJ have OF BaHUd's HofohouHd
Syrup. All who use II say II IL the
most perfect remedy for Cough, Cold,
Consumption, anu nll dl,enses OF the
Throat anu Lung, they have ever
tfied.n IL Ia q specific for Group aud
whooping Cough. IL will relieved a
Cough H. one minute. Contains no
opistcs. Sold by z. q. NJ. I. Drug
Dept
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-02-24

mn inch or ne, 10 The greatest
monthly precipitation wss 4.6d inches
In 1891. The least monthly pfecipitn.
ton was 035 inches In 1857. The
greatest amount OF precipitation re-
corded in any 20 oonsei utive hours wac
LII inches on March both, 1874. The
greatest amount OF snowfall recorded
In "a consecutive hours (fecord
extending 10 winter Of 1ssi.i only) was
sinches on March 20lh, 1854.
CLOUDS AND WEATHER.
Average number Of oloudless days,
II. Average number Of psrIy cloudy
days, IL. Average number Of cloudy
days,9.
WIND.
The prevailing winds have been
from the northwest. The highest
velocity OF the wind during any March
was IS miles on March 9TH, 1877.
Gro. NJ. SAIL BUHy,
Observer, Weather Bureau.
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annrh, n tic nnlI, round Up

In nil our wanderings 10 gather fresh
and newsy liems, we cannot help mem
tioning tbs following seasonable goods
now on sale;
Ten pieces home made white binsey
nj 22lc per yard, reduced from SOC.
Thirty pieces extra heavy mapped
plaids nj loo per ysri, former price 2Jc,
at PEUPLE's EQUITABLE Co.OP,
7sud o, Main street.
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a sound Liver Make. n wen Nan.

Are you Bill us, Conslipated or
troubled with Jaundlcc, Sick Head :
ache, Bad taste In Mouth, Foul
Breath, Coated Tongue, Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, Hot Dry Skin, Pain In
Back and between the shoulders,
Chills and Fever, etc? IL you have
any OF these symptoms, your Liver IL
out OF order, and your blood 10 slowly
being poisoned, because your Liver
does not act properly. Herbihe will
cure any disorder Of the Liver,
Stomach or Bowels. II hes no equal
as Liver Medicine. Price rs cents.
Free trial bottles at z. q. NJ. /. Drug
Dept. 1y
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nnlIder. rna cen,rne,e,-.


Itching Piles are known by moisture
like peispiration, causing intense Itch
Ing when warm. This form NJ well as
Blind, Bleeding or Protrudlbe, Yield
Mt once ~ DIR. Bosanko's Pile Remedy,
which acts directly on parts affected,
abaorbs tumon, allays itching and 81.
fecis . permanent cure. 90 cis. Drug
glsts or mail. Circulars free. DR..
Bossnko. Philadelphia, Pa. Bold hy
z. q. NJ. I. Drug Dept.
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Mems
Shoes
Lace aud Congress,
Sl.25.
Spencer 4 Lynch Co.,
i2l Main.


II will cost you nothing and will
,ntely do you good, " you have
Cough, Cold, or any trouble WIN
rbtoat, Chcst or Lungs. d.. Kings
Sev Discovery for Coneumpli,n,
coughs and Colds IL guaranteed 10 give
f,lisf, or money will be paid back.
4ntierors from La Grippe fo,'nd i Just
hs tning, and podSr It's usei bad
.peody apd perfect recovery. "3y a
am, IL bojts at our expense and leErn
FOR yourself just how good u thing u
l.. Trial bottle free VI A. Z. Smith a
Oo's Drug Store. Large size Que. n.
81 aA
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Notice to Sunday School Officers.

We very much regret the delay oc.
oasioned by not having the statistical
reports all In by tue tins requested
February LIST, lS93-and trust no time
viii be lost In forwarding the same 10
cur general secretary, No. 3Si ConHti-
tuition building, Salt Lake CITY, Utah.
This applies 10 those Stakes which
have faile to forward them. Please
do 20 at once.
DEsEREr SUNDAY School UNION
BOARD.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-02-24

Many a doctoI's blll az been eavea
by the uee Of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. The name Is household
word la many parts Of the country.
Chamberlain medicines have IN OK
tensive sale IN the Worlds fsir City
and many people testify 10 The merits
Of their different remedies. For sale
by u. G, NJ. 1, Drug Dept. DDS
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-02-24

~ have been afflicted with mn afIec-
ton Of the Throat from childhood,
caused by diphtheria, AMI have used
various remedies, but have never found
anything equal TO BRnwN's Bios.
CniAL THtcHfs." - RcU. q. w. -
HdnltoH, Jhoton, hy. Sold only In
boxes.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-02-24

There IL no excuse for supporting
eastern manufacturers. We quote
home made red and white Flannels at
CSC per yard, reduced from Doc. We
have only forty pieces. Seize thin OPP
portunity. Get the goodsat
PEorLE's EQUITABLE Co-oP,
Tand o Main street.
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Notice to Seventies.

There are several OF the quorums
which have failed 10 send In their
yearly reports with changes during the
year as requested. Please forward the
came at once 10 No. 8Si Constitution
building, Salt Lake CITY.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-02-24

We offer great reductions In cut
glass, dinner, tea and chamber sets,
lamps, decorated and white china, etc.
viii remove To 1850 Main st.
CALLAwAY, Ho0cR Il Co.,
rs w. First South.
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Hay, Grain, Flour and Grocerles, on
time, " IN security, ut cash prices, Brsn
zoe, FlourSl to $500 cwt., Oiis 81 20.
Bassford's, lOilO0 W. South Temple
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-02-24

ColIma Coffee Ia unequaieI for
Purity and Flavor.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-02-24

Rugs and carriage robes ut half
price or 80 cents on this dollar.
PEOPLES EQUITABLE Co-oP,
7nud0 Main street.
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Soiic..

o. l.. Eliason has removed to No.
20 Main st., opposite Y. e. NJ. l.
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Weather Bureau Report.

SALT LAKE CITY, Unh, February
2lst, 1903.
The chief OF the weather bureau d.
rects the publication Of the following
data, compiled from the record OF
observations for the month of March,
taken at this station during period OF
eighteen years.
It's believed that the facts thus sci
forth Will prove OF interest to tho pub.
lie, as well as the special student,
showing M they do the average anu
extreme conditions OF the more Inn
portantmeteorOlogical eleme Is and thu
range within which such variations
may be expected to keep durlps auy
corresponding month.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-02-24

Mean or normal emperature, ~. de.
gI.,s. The warmtHt MHrcl was thai
Vi 1919, with an average o. 1875 dosfees'
Tie cOident March was that OF 1910,
with an average OF 35.2 degrees. The
highest temperature uurins any March
was II degrees, on Marcn 3O,h, 1879.
The lowest temperature during any
March was gro, on March Lot, ls0O.
Average date on wnich last "khi ln&'
frost occurred lin spriug) about April
LIST. a
PRECIPITATION. (RAIN AND MELrEr
sAVw.)
Average for the month, l.92 Inches
Average number OF nhvs win VI al
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Coal, CoRE AND KIsDLiNo.
j. $. MORSE * Sous,
Removed 10 100 Main.
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SCHOOL BOARD MATTERS.


-. -, -. A.. ..,,,-
The city schooi ooatu met !" ,osu
far weekly session last night, President
N,lsop occupyipR the chair. The
.,an,n.,. w.,. ali n,.sent except Mr..
,,,...., -, ,,,o
Dooiy. Inc mh''ets u'spVHeu VI
ms follows:
Rudolf Buttkofer and Fred Seals
81, %, ,a.,,,on. as Japitora. Com.
a'a.u 'o' pos'''o"' ~.
mittee on furniture anu Su pp''''
y. T.. johnson asked TO be ompioyeu
as engineer mt one OF the new build
can.,t,,.. ~, f,rnimre and
'"s'' "'
supplies
IL. Is. Windsor q company, insuf-
amos aoenta. Rprague Il Sharp, also
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES,

Address all communications TO
THE DEsEREr NEWS co.,
salt Lake City. Utah.
The Van Buren press., 1893-05-27
nSEEiNG" THE MUSEUM.
A Story of "a Girl Who Was Born Deaf,
Dumb and Blind.


So much has been written about
Helen Keller, the girl who was born
blind. deaf and dumb, that most people
know something of the wonderful way
In which she has been taught to read,
write and speak. Yet everything con-
cerning her is of interest.
Not long ago correspondent OF the
New York Examiner met her in the
National museum in Washington, in
company with gentleman and two
ladies', who were leading her about the
museum and telling her of its wonders.
One of the keepers came along ana
kindly opened some OF the glass eases.
Now. the wonderful part Of this scene
was the ingenious way in which the
teacher communicated to Miss Helen
her thoughts by playing on her finger
tips with her own. For instance:
"Whut would you like to see?"
Answer: II should like to see some
thing that | can feel
Mind you, Miss Helen answered with
her lips and with her vocal organs, for
the teacher had instructed her in the
new art of speaking, since it Is Well
known that most dumb persons could
speak if they could hear
The keeper placed in her hands one
of the little carved "totem-posts from
Alaska. Feeling it from top to bottom
she quickly asked;
aVhat animal Is thisP"
"That is bear
What bird is this?'
The Van Buren press., 1893-05-27
JONES' HEN EXPERIENCE.
A Fowl That Was hound to DIE on Hii
Hands.

Mr.. Jones is Of Lynn.
into the hen industry on small scale.
lie secured batch of ''chicks" from
Mr.. Smith and then asked the ages Of
the various members of his new family.
Smith admitted that one of them was
peculiarly old.
Il bought her three years ago." lie
said, land she was old them = +.
Jones kept hens until he was tired.
The most venerable of the lot was al
ways "too old to kill" but never an egg
did she release. Jones sold his brood,
the venerable one and all, to Mr.. Alley.
Jones' wife wanted fowl the other
day for fricasse. The butcher was
appealed to. He didn't have fowl
but he would get one. He did. jones'
wife boiled it for four hours but it was
not eatable. Jones suggested that she
reboil it the same afternoon and she
did, but the fowl was still far from
tender. The next day she boiled 1t
some more and itremained unpalatable.
1t had<o be thrown away.
''Where did you get that fowl?" asked
Jones of the butcher.
bought it from Alley" answered
the man of meat. "He said he would
give me a fresh one.''
Il thought So" said Jones, who had
reached the conclusion-and was right
that he had paid one dollar for the
infirm hen that he had been glad to
sell to Alley for twenty-five cents
BOSTON Herald.
The Van Buren press., 1893-05-27
M31 N10p /N7

between that and the shingles and sid.
ing. The first story sides, front and
rear, are to be of 4-inch 0. G. siding;
the second story sides, front and rear,
will be round butt shingles. All roof
shingles are to be extra Star A Star
shingles. The carving shown is to be
of composition; studs, 2x4; joist,
2xl0 rafters, 2x6; sills, l0xl0. All stone
piers are to be lsxls inches of rubble,
and must extend 4 feet into the
ground. The first story siding and all
trimmings are to be painted blue
gray. The second story shingles will
be painted white-all to be 3-coat
work. The roof will be stained with
The Van Buren press., 1893-05-27
Huie Applied to Both.

Wits ito husband. whose loud snor.
ing keeps her awake)-Charlic, Charlie,
do stop snoringi Turn over on your
side. (Nudges him.
Husband, only half awake, grunts,
turns on his side and continues to
snore.
Wife has a happy idea. Remembers
q line from an article called: "Iow to
Prevent Snoring" Gives her husband
q second nudge, which elicits another
grunt. "Oh, Charlie, II you'd keep
your mouth shut you'd be all right"
Charlie (still semi-consciouS) SO
would you.-Boston Globe.
The Van Buren press., 1893-05-27
THAT is a crow"
"What animal is this?"
"That is a beaver. -
0vNlA I ~ f>ss

THAT is crow"
what animal is this?'
THAT is a beaver"
What do they mean?"
They are the symbols or heraldic
signs of the families to which the chief's
wives belonged"
"Did he have three wives?"
"Yes"
Then Miss Helen observed, sotto voee:
That is curious; but then Solomon
had many more than that"
The keeper next led the blind girl to
sitting figure of Osiris, and allowed
her to stand on box SO that she could
pass her hands over the whole statue,
which she did with the greatest delib-
GRAFTON.
Waiting awhile, she addressed the
small audience from her pulpit of wood,
after this fashion, her left hand, with
finger-tips uplifted, resting in the hand
of the instructor
This is the figure of a man sitting
down, holding in his hand something
that ! can not make out. l know it is
u
it is very much conventionalizcd."
/ was greatly surprised at this last
word, which she pronounced thus: 'con-
ven-tion-al-ized,' and used it correctly,
because, as you know, the beard on
early Egyptian statues are carved in a
square block.
Helen next asked to see mummy,
and the keeper opened the case. The
girl reached forth her hands, and, as
they passed over the face of the figure,
she gave shudder.
/ thought she would relinguish her
inquiry but no, she never ceased until
the wrapped form of the dead was
searched from head to foot. Then she
asked:
''Iiow old is this?"
about twenty-five hundred years. :"
"Oh, yes.' she said; colder than Cleo
patra, but not so old as Solomon.
1t was most interesting to witness
the examination of textiles, basketry,
carvings, and of the mounted animals.
They spent several hours in seeing the
museum, as Miss Helen termed it, and
sure enough, while those cunning fin
gers were giving out and receiving in
formation, the blank eyeballs stared
into the cases as though determined to
see.
What do you think of the skill and
patience that will open the eyes Of the
blind, unstop the ears of the deaf, and
teach the dumb to ospeak?-Golden Days.
The Van Buren press., 1893-05-27

carnine creosote stain. The chimneys
above roof will be of red pressed brick.
The owner will furnish all shelf
hardware, stained glass, mantel, sink
and bathroom fixtures. The plaster
ing will be 2-coat work; the entire
house will be piped for gas and fur
mace. There will be electric bells and
speaking tubes. The reception hall
and parlor will be finished in hard
wood. The kitchen will have a maple
floor. The reception hall and bath
room will have red oak floors. All
other rooms will be finished in pine,
painted color to suit owner. All
ylaAs to be American double thick.
GEORGE A. w. KINTz.
The Van Buren press., 1893-05-27
HUNDRED DOLLAR HOUSE.

dining-room, 6x7; kitchen, 12x12 feet
inches; pantry, 5x7, and rear entry 5x5
feet. The chambers are as follows:
One l4xl6, 9x12, 13x13, with alcove 11x1t
feet; l0x14, with alcove Gx6 feet. All
of the chambers have large closets.
The bathroom is 6xS, and the attic
will be very large as shown by the per-
spective. There will be n grille be-
tween the reception hall and stairs.
The stairway from the kitchen leads to
the side entrance-a very good feature.
From the side entrance there is a stair
way leading to the basement.
The entire house is sheathed with
matched fencing, paper being placed
The Van Buren press., 1893-05-27
HOMES FOR THE PEOPLE.
A Handsome Residence for City,
Suburb or Country.
what Twenty-Five Hundred Dollars, Ju-
diciously Invested, VIII Do-Plans
ana. Specifications Based on
Actual Estimates.

This house is designed to please peo-
pie with artistic taste. Its cost will be
$4,000. There are nine rooms, includ-
ing reception hall and alcove. 1t will
have stone piers for foundation.
The veranda is l2xl6 feet; vestibule,
bx5 feet; reception hall, l1x12 feet 9
inches; alcove off reception hall, 1lx1l
feet this can be used for library);
parlor, l4xi6 feet; dining-room, 14x15
Feet; cozy off dining-room, 6x1O feet;
serving room, between kitchen and
The Van Buren press., 1893-05-27
He Had His Measure.

Mr.. p. II. Winston and Hon. II. A..
Gillian were for years leaders at the
BERTHE county IN. C.) bar, and had each
q full appreciation, from experience,
Of the skill of the other. At one term
Mr.. Winston was suddenly called away,
and placed his business in the hands oA
his nephew, Duncan Winston, a recent
acquisition to the bar.
"Now," said he, Duncan, II Gillian
makes you any offer Of compromise,
decline 1t. If you make him one, and
you find he is about to accept, with
draw II neutrality-suspicious. Bag.
The Van Buren press., 1893-05-27
The Rich Mans Philosophy.

Blande Sitting in his comfortable
apartment)--How pity the poor such
q night as this. -...
Bluf-Then why don't you put on
your coat and go out and see if you
cannot render assistance to some of
them?
Blande-Ah! Then shouldn't be SO
comfortable as am now and might
forget the poor and begin to pity my
self. That would be selfish, you know.
Boston Transcript,
The Van Buren press., 1893-05-27
FOR LITTLE PEOPLE,
LITTLE NED'S SPEECH.

In school one day sat little Ned.
sweetfaced child with curly head.
Ana bright brown eyes that looked at me
Meath iashes brown as brown could be.
AS at the childish face gazed
tiny hand was shyly raised,
And with flush upon his cheek
he said: please, teacher may speakY,
OF course thought he wished to saw
Something about his book or play;
So with no further thought said: "Yes;u
And then-ah, you could never guessl
Out to the middle of the floor
He walked, the little boy OF four,
And with look so sweet and wise
He turned on me those bright brown eyes
Then, with bow, dear little Ned
Began, and this Is what he said:
THE rose is red. the violet blue,
The pink is sweet and SO are you"
May Il. Eddy, in N. Y. Independent.
The Van Buren press., 1893-05-27
Where 1t Went,

Mrs. Kerstyle% gave you more mate.
rial to make this dress than ever used
in garment before, and the skirt is
hardly full enough to fit churn. How
does this happen?
Dressmaker (shrugging her shoul-
ders)-Madame inseested on having ze
sleeves in re height of zc fashong.-
Chicago Tribune.
The Van Buren press., 1893-05-27
short But Effective Oratory.

Police observation-disclosures the case
against you is clear enough. You seem
to be chronic loafer and deadbeat.
Have you anything to say in your own
behalf?
Surly Vagrant-Reckon not, jedgc.
You don't 'xpect me to do no fine talk
In, do ye?
Police Magistrate-No. I'll attend
to that. Fifteen dollars and costs.
Committed until paid. Next!-Chicago
Tribune.
The Van Buren press., 1893-05-27
Stranee. Rut Trua.

"Well, you know, Mr.. Winters" said
Miss Rosebud, airily, "a girl of eight
cen Is quite as old as man Of twen-
ty-one."
"Oh. frequently" retorted Winters,
II knew an eighteen-year-old maiden
who was born In s0A."-Eoston Globe.