The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-05-31
ALI Sorts Of Paragraphs.

- The first American fire insurance
company began business at Philadelphia
in 1894.
People never think Of whistling in
Iceland. It's a violation Of the divine
law.
From the spinning. wheel to the
bicycle is long stride for woman's inde'
pendence.
-Accomac County, Virginia, ships
nearly 100000 barrels of sweet potatoes
annually.
The Dakota river is the longest un-
navigable river in the world-over 1000
miles.
- 1. is estimated that 1,70O, ,O00 square
miles of the earth's surface are still unin. 8
habited or ownerless.
- It is estimated that one out of every /
one hundred and eighty inhabitants of
the United States owns or rides bicy-
Gle.
-" "There is wan thing Oi am thank. !
full for" said Mr.. Grogan; ''Oi won't q
have to wor rr-k for livin' twin Ohm
dead"
There was an insurance of between
$4,000 and 100000 on the life of Mr..
Robert b. Whitlock. who died in Rich !
mond, Va, recently.
- There is in Greenville, N. O., q
colored woman forty.two years old who is &
the mother of eighteen children, twelve
of whom are living.
-"Do you think a porous plaster can
cure him of ofstuttering" Doctor-"Yes;
when he comes to take it off he will
swear right along without stopping"
Alabama boasts a woman who Was
struck by lightning seven years ago, hiss
never spoken since, and whose eyes grow
luridly brilliant at the approach of 9 6
thunder storm. 4
- There is scheme to celebrate the
opening of the twentieth century of the
Christian era by great International
worlds fair, or something of that sort, at Z:
Jerusalem in 1900.
=" "Now, supposing I borrowed So
from you; that would represent capital, s
wouldn't it" eyes" "But, supposi6g,
after awhile, you wanted to get It
back" "That would represent labor
-"I wish I were an ostrich" said
Hicks, angrily, as he tried to eat one Of
his wiie'- biscuits, and couldn't II wish
you were," returned Mrs. Hicks. "I'd
get few feathers for my hat."
The human race includes two kinds,
of people-those who know too much
and those who don't know enough.
From the first class, the knaves are s
most recruited, and from the second class
the fools.
Mammal wonder what We shall
call the baby +? JOHNNY don't think
we'd better call him any of the names
papa called him last night, when he WAS
crying. BE might not like it when he
growed up.
- The Village Pastor: johnny, yot
tell me you have been to Sunday
The Bad Boy "Yes, sir" Thf
Pastor: "But, Johnny, your bairS SSS7 +
The Bad Boy: eyes, sir its Baptist
Sunday school,"
"Won't you give me just one little
kiss, my darling9" he pleaded, in low
and tender tone. II can only say" she 4
answered in her brisk and breezy -sestesu
style, "that I am a true Chicago girl, {
and the motto of Chicago is, 4 will"
An occasion bottle of Ayers Sarsa-
parilla does more to correct the tendency
of the blood to accumulate humors, and
keep the organs sound and healthy, than :
any other treatment We know of. "Pre-s
vention is better than cure" Try it this
month.
"A little boy asked his mother what;
blood relations meant. She explained
that it meant near relatives, &c. After
thinking q moment, he said. "Then,
mother, you naust be the bloodiest rela-
ton I've got" n
Miss Yellowleaf (ssntimentally) 81
"Ah, MI. Sampson, it makes me proud q
think that my father died fighting for hi
country" Mr.. Sampson with interes
$50 it should, Miss Yellowlesf. WI
your father killed in the Mexican wal
or the war of lS12~-Puck.
Eczema causes an itching so persit
tent as to produce, not only sleeplessnesa
but, at times, even delirium. Loca
applications will not remove the cause
which is impure blood. Ayers sarsa
parilla cures this disease by cleansing thd
blood and eradicating all humors.
- Mrs. Henpeck Seems to me you
buy a great many trousers, Alfred. In
notice you have on another new pair toi
day. Mr.. Henpeck: Well, my dear
when man and his wife and his mother.
in law all insist on wearing the samt
garment it can't last very long. 8
- -Mollie was weeping quietly, anS..
her mother asked her why she wept s
"I'm 80 sorry for poor gwanpa," she said
"Why, grandpa is very we'll, dear. There
is nothing wrong with him." "Bat,
sobbed Mollie, "isn't he an orphan,
mammal? Is
- President Waterbury of the defunct&
cordage combine ate his breakfast few
mornings ago the possessor of'a fortune
estimated at s3,0O0,000. At night his
millions were swept away and he was
penniless. It was the most sudden
reverse of fortune, perhaps, ever recorded
in this country.
Several lots in Cornhill, London, in
tha ;roroodiata neiohhorhood of the Bank