The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1893-11-30
EVER KERNEL HARDER.

Shams. Waisht du wos en- sham
| is Du doosht net ? Well, well
Un de weldt is so full os de nnger-
KEEP felsa in der Bockmoold Valley.
Ae sort shams sin de visa dicher
os de weipsleit ivver de kuppa-kissey
benka fun da bedder far Sc she
gooka maucha. Sc sin far gor ken
use except far EN- kolde b@ gevva
bis mer es bed ob-g'shart hut eb mer
nei groddla con. Ich hob g'sawd Sc
sin far ken use. Sc sin duch. Era
use is far ebbes tsu decka so os mer's
net sena sull-un sell is generally
dreckiche kuppa-kisser.
Awver des sin net de ansicht sort
shams os in dara weldt sin. De
menshta shams sin unich da lett.
'Mohl m sort fun sella shams is der
sham politician, WOO net vase far
wass os are en- Demagrawd odder en-
Republican is, awver will olsfart
Office. Ich mecht enc en- sham
STATESMAN hesa, awver vile are ken
history un ken tzeidung lesed wares
shier en- shont enc tsu fargleicha tsu
ma shodda fun ebbes os reshpecta-
BILE 81 mecht.
En- onery sort sham is der mon
WOO en- gonser Soondawg mounsed
un yamered vega der schlechtich-
keit fun der weldt un Moondawgs
daid 81 naixter nuchber b'shisa Gus
ma gowl. Sell is der grishdadoom
sham. Mer hen derno der solda-
dawt sham-der mon WOO olsfart
schwetzed w@ga "uns oldta sol
dawta, un WOO gakent wore dorrich
der greek OILS en- blanket deeb, boun-
ty-ioomper un deserter. So karls
-wora olsfart gronk wons in en- battle
gongais,an uE en- TnseYch hen &c de
ambulance trains drunna g'hova.
En- gooter soldawt mauched olsfart
en- gooter citizen.
Awver, Kernel, husht du in dime
l@va ghared fun tswe shams anonner
hira Els happened ola dawg. Es
is der boo WOO oil 81 geld shpend far
livery rigs, fine segara, schlechtsr
whiskey, un wolfel jewelry won are
g@d 81 maidel s@na un muss derno
geld l@na far en- week kawfa won are
Sc amohl g'hired hut. Awver are
farleered nix. Els is we en- binder
gowl hoddla uf' amer os ne. sena
con. Els maidel con net melka, net
bocka, era finger sin tsu fei far
wesha, un is tsu mot far ansich
ebbes do os fressa. Sc hut falshe
hore, g'farbde bocka, falshe tze, un
es ivverich is uff ga-maucht NIT baw-
wool un Notwithstanding. "Gleich
un gleich gazelt sich garn."
Mer hen derno shams fun lawyers
os hoche worda usa in cram gshwetz
un in cram practice wissa net der
difference g'schwisha ma Sci. Fa. I
ma sei-shtoll duckter os olles wis.,.
w@ga physics, clinics, obstetrics un
oil da onera icks, awver kenna net
sawga eb de fraw es mooder- wac hut
odder usht de kotza-gichtera.
In fact mer est OILS ebmohls shams
un mer vase es net. We ich in Fill
delfy wore in sellem grossa wartz-
house WOO Sc OILS der alligator ufF
der shpeicher ga-ridda hen, HOY ich
EN- neger g'sawt are set mere booch-
w@tza koocha, hoonich un booder
bringa far my morga-essa. We de
socha cooma sin don wora's sham
booch-w@tza koocha Gus wetza male
ga-bocka, sham booter Gus oldt fet
g'mauched (oleomargarine), un sham
hoonich Gus tzooker g'maucht os nee
ken eem farsoocht hut g'hot.
In fact es is boil olles sham os mer
aw cooked, un es hut mich shunt
uft g'woonered os much nemond der
moond runner g'numma hut enc far
kawfed far Englisher kase un en- tim
iner deller nuff g'shtecked far de lett
foola.
OILS Widder,