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Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23
GIcpcIanO bat feline Gabinctsbcs

GIcpclan0 bat feline Gabinctsbes
lesuus, lu,psit ct Samit i'm &einen lit
uno Sic Suia9e Der Setreiienoen erbals
ten bat, i6on iett betannt se9eben. Gr
will audi bic iibri9en %Grnennun9en, TO-
bulb barber euoailtis enti@ieoen iein
miro, benz Ynblitum tuno unb 81 wilen
tbun, itatt uie ionit iiblid, iol9e Ses
tanntgesun9 erit nab Der EMANCIPATION
~oificieI erfol9en SIT lailen. Son ben
a6t gu G%rnenneuocn entbalt Sic iett uorz
liessuoe 9ilte leds namlid: @alter 8.
Wreibom uou SQinois, Stoatsietretdr;
Sobn g. Carlisle uon Gentutp, S9at>
ants letretdr; Daniel g. Hamont BON
Sem Yort, &ricssletretar; NSilion g.
SiiIeQ Don Buffalo, &C.. g., @eneralz
poitmeliter, 9ote Smitb Don @eurz
9ia, Miuii tier oes Snnern uno $.
Sterling Morton pom Nebrasta gum
9lterbau : Wtiniiter. .Oieie grnenz
nuus, namentlib Ger pier griteren,
fam, neil ldon uorber ansefiinoist, ni6t
9erooe iiberrai6enb. Gleuelanb bat ouf
oue Tdae bic bette Mbli6t, tiidt,se Man>
uer III iein Cabinet auf5unebmen, uno,
BON Der parteifrage obseieben, miro Die
bis iett 9etroHene Wabl a09emein &C.
biuist. Die Grnennun9 uon &idter
9reibom, sesen Den Gals friiberen Gez
publitaner uno ipater 1i6 Der Goltsparz
tel 3uneisenoen) li3 aue itrammen De-
motratiiden 9artei9an9er nit 9dnoen
unb TiBen itraubten, i3eint gu betun>
ben, Bag Der .neue Prdiibent selonnen 1T,
Den Orud hes Parteijo9es 10 uiel ais
m09li6 absul@iittela uno ieinen eisenen
@e9 81 seben. Ob unb in uie melt oies
9ei3eben miro, muB ab9ewartet werben.
Ginitweilen bat er aber bur9 bes 8e>
fanntma9en ieiner grnennun9en bereits
ale Sppoiition gum Sdmeisen sez
bra9t.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23
@eItanSte4un

Das Muspdrti9e Nnt Ser MusiteQuns
erbielt cine 8el@reibuns Der &e9ierunss>
ausfellun9 9ouanbs. Demna@ mirb
oieies 2ano lebr reid in BET &untabz
tbeilun9 bur3 @emalbe %beribmter bolz
lanoil6er Maler pertreten fem. SIM
8ersbau<@ ebaube mirb cine b0@lt inte>
r%eiiante Musi teQun9 ber Diamanti@leiz
fereien pon Qlmiterbam 5n ieben iein,
inoem bort Dor ben Musen Der Bej uder
Elm rober, uni9einbarer Diamant gum
pra@tuoQ fen @oelltein permanoclt mirb.
SIM Tabritsebduoe fommen aefaBte
Diamanten unb a0erei Diamantl@mud
CUR MusiteQun9. 9oQan6 mirb cine
bS@it rei@balti9e Nusteluns in @on>
fettionswaaren, DEFENDERS Gbocolabe,
@acao nno boldnoii@en 2iqueuren Der
ueri@ieoeniten Mrt, bieten. Nber bas
Beite Der boQdnoii9en &usitellun9 wirb
in benz @artenbau9ebauoe gu finben iein,
benin bic Sammluns BON &olen, Gulpen,
2eufopen unb 8lumen auer Qlrt wirb
iiberaus pra@tis iein. &unitperfe in
@lasmalereien, 8er5ierun9en in MetaQ,
@teinltatuen, lodirte Waaren un6 Stit>
tereien weroen ferner in ber boQdnbii9en
Settion 81 ieben lein, uno audi bic ST.
i@ereiabtbeilun9 miro rei@li@it bei@idt
werDen.
Die en9l1l@e @ettion i'm Gertebrsz
0epartement miro cine interciiante lleber>
li9t iiber bic Gntmidlun9 uon&rie9sz H..
banoelsi@ifien, Eorpeooboten, panz
Seri9iiien uno Tra3tbampfern permit
telit aus9e5ei@neter MobeQe ~liefern.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23

3m &anlas, no betanntli@ 5mei
6aul Ter Ser 2esislatur, elm populiitii@es
une elm republitanii6es, in Situns lino,
tam es in letter @o@e 5mii@en oieien
beioen &0rperi@oiten gu e~rniten &eibes
reien. Die &epublitaner, oas unbalts
bare ibrer Stelun9 einiebeno, inau9uz
rirten cine Mrt @taatsitrei6 baour9,
baB iie einem Deputy Sergeant>atzQrms
beauftra9ten ben !pauptclert oes Popuz
liiten>9auies gu arretiren, bel be1en
&usfabruns es bereits gu 9anosreif1i3>
teiten tam unb iol@e Nusoebnun9 an
nabm, baB er@ouuerneur ii3 peranlaBt
iab, bic Milis gum S@ut BON 9eben
unb@isentbum beraus gu beoroern. Die
@epublitaner ibrerieits manbten li@ an
ben @beriii bes Gountps UNI Beiitano.
mel9er ebenfa1s cine itarte, sr0Bten>
tbeils Don Der Topeta unb Santa Sc
Gtienbabn 9ompa9nie 9eiteQte pore or
ganilirte. Die &epublitaner nabmen
nit @emalt 8elit pom hem Situn9siaal
uno iebten ii3 BARN feit, uno ale Ser
iu9e iie wieber oaraus gu pertreiben,
i9lu9en tebl, uno ais Der @ouuerneur
bic Mili5 auiforterte ben Saal gu iauz
bern, permeiserte bieie gang einfa@ ben
@eborlam.
l1eber bic Ginselbeiten Der san5en,
b0@lt bebaucrnswertben Mffaire iino Bic
Beri9te Der M6ociirten 8reIe 10 un3uz
perlaiiis, baB mir uns uorlaufi9 ni@t
me,ter bariiber auslai ien mo(en.
Na9oem Der @ouperneur elm aft, bab
ct 1id auf Die, unter elmer repu6litani>
i@en @esieruns o%rsaniiirte Mil1s ni@t
perlai1en f0nne, i6idte er oieie wieoer
mad @auie, mas audi bic Nufl0iun9 Der
@berihs>poiie GUT Tolse botte. Dos
8opuliiten 9aus bat uOrlaufs Elm pro-
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23
Catuait bon ocn 0cr. St0atcn
anucetirt.

S6neuer ais gu ermarten ltano, TT
bic Nnnerion pom 9awaii ourdD Die yer.
Staoten bon Norb Nmorita ertol9t.
9eeten Oonneri tag iibcrlonote YraltOent
Sarrtlon Dem Senot feline Nnnertonss
Wotj 1ait, worin CT Die 3nedmdss9te't
eines oerartisen Sorssbens be9rllnoet.
Der Dem Senat nit Der Sotl9att itbers
ianote Nuner,onss Sertro9 lit etn per-
baltniBmaBis turscs S6riftltiid, Selle"
5%auptpuntte ioIseuOe iino:
Die O%berbobeit iiber Die Snielsruppe,
ale 0iientliden @ebduoc uno aues otz
fentli6e Giscntbum miro Den Serein'ss
ten Staatcu suseltanoen. Oe GintinIz
te pun S]entli6eu 9anOereicn, nit Nusz
nabme Der Summer, bic fir &esierunsss
swedc beitimmt iino, ioum gum Selten
ber Sc,pobner Der Suiel perpanot pers
beu. Sis su gum 3eitpuntte, MO Der
GonsreB cine Nenoerun9 beldlisBt, lou
bic propiioriide 9tesieruns uno bas be-
ltebenee @eiee III Srait bleiben. Sin
in Sawaii aniailiser Gomminar iou Ell:
uaunt meroen, Dem Oas He6t ;ultebt,
fem Neto sesen irseno welde Sel3lane
Der Nesierun9 einsulesen. Die au9e"z
blidlitb beitebenbcn 9anoelsuertrase NIT
ben Ser. Staaten iomobl uie nit anz
beren Sanpern louen fortbelteben, biz
Der GonsreB anoere Seitimmnnsen trefz
fen wlrbe. Die Ginwanoerun9 Der Sbl>
neleu lou uon iett ab in 9await anters
iagt iein uno ioa AUDI Den ausenblldlid
in 6a1paii anidllisen Gbinelen Die neberz
lieolun9 na9 Dem Scrritorium Der Ser.
@taaten ni9t 9eitottet lein:: Die Ter.
@taaten ibernebmen Die 9amaIl9e
@taats i9ulo i'm Betrase BON $780,
900. Die &0nisin 2ilioutalani erbdlt
fir 9~ebensseit Elm Sabressebalt BON
$40, 900 unb bic Prin;eiiin &aioaulant
cine neutrality-suspicious. BON $780,
600. yaut Den 8eltimmun9en bes Ser
TRACES miro Der 3udercultur auf 9apati
Der pom Wtc&inIep @elet uor9el9riebene
Bonus ui9t sewabrt, es lei oenn, bag
ber GonsreB anoermeitis oariiber be-
itimme.
j3uslei3 NIT Der Boti@aft uno benz
Gertrage muroc cine uoluminOie Gorrez
iponoen; unb eine sroBe Nn5abl Docuz
mente, bic Elm s~enaues Bilo Der @r0se
bes Gerritoriums, Der Gintinfte ulm. &C.
ben, Dem Senate ubermittelt.
SIM Senat ma9t ii1 cine ltarte Stinn=
mune aesen bic &atificiruns bes Ser
TRACES 9elteno, uno oa cine 3ueiorittel
Maioritdt CUR glnnabme erloroerli3 1T,
mag es lebr leidt iein, oaB oieielbe mabz
renb bieler Seiiion n,4t mebr ertol9t-
2lber ni@tsoetomeniser berri@t teln
3weiiel bariiber bag bic Ratiicatiou
nur eine Stage bet :3eit lit.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23

uiioriides S%itun9slotal besoseu, 100 ss
feline @rbeiten 10 LANCE fortieeen miro
bis bic @eri1te enoaiilti9 &ber ben
Streit enti9ieoen baben weroen.
@ir weroen, iobalo unS 9enaue Ses
ri9te iiber bieie MnseIesenbeit uorlieseu,
ni1t perieblen infer @utadten barber
absu9eben.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23

Scr @eiet9ebun9 bon SEEM Serlep
lie9t ein pom @ouuerneur Wertbs aus
sebenoer Gori6las por, bas aultralil@e
@ablipitem auf bic Primarwablen aus
3uoebnen. Tait ale neueren @abl>&ez
formuerl u9e ri@ten ii@ auf Die Gormabz
len, Bic aus ben 9anoen Der 0rabtsieber
gu nebmen bic erlte Sorbeoinsuns iein
lollte.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23
Nr6nDcnt Glepelanb It betannt:

Brd1oent Gleuelano lit betannt>
lid eiu lebr rei6er Mann; lein IermOz
gen lou iid auf ni6t weni9er als 5wanz
sig Miaioncn Dollars belaufen. lln>
b%etannt fir uiele mag es inbei1en iein
wie G5rouer Su feline MiQionen fam uno
es miro ibnen oeBbolb intereiiiren
81 erfabren, oaB Gleuelmo Surd feline
erite Wabl ais Prdiioemt ben gruno gu
leinem Rielenuerm0sen leste. Sin i'm
Sabre 1865 peritorbener Nittsbur9er
MiQiondr bate ndmli@ ieinen 9anSen
Selie benz eriten Demptraten, Der gum
Yrdiioenten BET Ser. Staaten 9emdblt
meroen wiiroe, b%intcrlaien. Ils nun
Gleuelanb 1884 9eludblt wuroe, wuroe
ibm ais Dem eriten Mitsliebe ber bemo>
tratii@en Yartei, bas ben Yrdiibenten>
ltubl beities, pom Sabre 1865 an seredz
net, bic 9interlaneni@ait bes pittsbasfz
gers 5u9eipro@en. Dieie belief ii4
iammt ben 3inien uno 3i%uiesSinien auf
5 miQionen Dollars unb bilbete hie TO-
libe Baiis gu ben 20 MiQionen, bic
@leuelano felt bet j3eit als iein @isen>
tbum a%uf9ebduit bat. .
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23
DR., A,
Yrattii6er $Dierar5t,

Our6 lau9jabrise grfabrung un6 Yraris
bin ib imStan6e, ale &rantbeite1 bel TteE
beitens ;u bebanoeln. @uftrd9e ,1pel6e monir1
SeibitaQ bon S9neioer & S9afer 81 btnterz
laiien beliebe, werben prompt beriidli3tist.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23

Observation-Disclosures BON @pomin9
bat iid ami Gam tag uertaat obne einen
Bun6esl enator ermGblt gu boben unb TO-
nit miro es bem oemotratil @en @ouperz
neur jeues Staates uorbebalten fem, Ell
men iol@en gu ernennen.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23

Scr Sournalilt u. %. 2yman aus
Sbio lit . Gleuelano gum Hriuatiez
fretGr eruannt.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23
&turmperNmcrun0.

Die neuliden 9%turmidaben baben seSeist, oab Gers
boes serabe 10 notbmenois lit, ais sesen Teuer unb Sliss
idaben, unb i'd made bebbalb boraui aufmerfian, bab
i'd Solicen in ben Snuerlaiiislten @eieuldaiten gu 10 BILL
diggen Nretien au! l, 8 ooer 5 Sabre ausiteas" tan'' OaB
Us III. g aenber.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23

Der Oemotrat IS. &c. @oa6 lit am
Monta9 bel Der 81. Nbitimmun9 non
Der Norb Datota 2e9islatur ais 8un>
oesienator erwdblt woroen.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23

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Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23
9tnntfr .....
Sattler= @ei@aft
Mu0utt 0uentc.

0teles mobleinseribtete @eIbait TT nit alien in baS
Sad einidlageneen Mrtitelm aui has reidbalti9ite aas9es
itattet. Mue Mrten pon SattIerarbeiten. tnSbeionbere
Gieroeseidirre. Sattel umo 8ummets weroen aus Colts
bette aussei0brt, unS 3unSen tSnnen ether reele" uno
prompten @ebiennnS ueriidert ieim.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-11-28
Or. Fraker Said 10 be Alive

KANSAS CRY, No., Nov. 20-Dr.
John Campbell, of Cincinnati, agent
of the Equitable Life Insurance CON-
pany "a New York, WHO Is in the city
says DIR. F. W. Eraker. o, Excelsior
Springs, Mo-, was mt drowned last
spring, as was reporte,! and that the
$50, 900 lite insurance whicl, he car
ried will not be paid. DR.. Fraker
took John Edmunds his Office lazy out
fishing with him one day. Tie boy
returned alone to town and :,ported
that DIR. Fraker had been drowned.
The body was never found. The
companies in which he was insured
set on foot an investigation, as re-
suit of which they claim to have
positive evidence that the doctor is
not dead. DR.. Frakcrs nearest rela-
tive is brother, who is in Tacoma,
Washington.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-11-28
Monument To 10 l',y.

Until within the past few months
no monument has ever been erected
To the memory of a pig. The town
of iuncburg. in Hanover. wishes to
fill up the blank. and at the hotel de
vile in that Town there is to be seen
a kind of mausoleum to The memory
of member of tine swinish race. In
the interior of the commemorative
structure is to be seen 81 glass case,
enclosing ham still ia good preser-
walton. \ slab of black marble at
tracts the eye OF the visitor. vino
finds thereon the following inscrip-
ton in Latin, engraved in letters OF
gold. "Passer-by. contemplate here
the mortal remains OF pig which
acquired sor itself imperi liable glor.
by the discovery OF the salt springs
oi Luneburg
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-11-28
THE DIRECT ROUTE EAST.

The Ohio and Mississippi Railway. rG-
min. e:ist from ST. Louis, is the short nd
direct line To the National Capital. nd
ciier- u through train service which i iot
e,iua!ed by any other line. Ii a.. pro,a,lv
speaking. the only direct through car Inc
from the Mississippi River to Washington.
The Ohio and Mississippi Railway is
the only line running all trains through
| solid irnm II. Louis to Cincinnati: the
| time being less than ten hcurs: and the
only line running do,bI, daily line Of
Pullman Nestibule Buffet Sleeping Car,
from ST. Louis to New York via Washing.
ton. Baltimore and Philadelphia without
change.
The q. Il NJ. has an enviable reputation
for speed, comfort and safety, AMI The
regularity Of its trains is prover5;al viii
the travelling public; in practice il al.,.ost
realizes the ambition Of every railroad
management-to have trains always o,
time. --l
The popularity of the q. & NJ. RAILWAY
compels it to run three daily trains 10 Gin
cinnati and two to Louisville, to accommp-
date its steadily increasing travel; fully
% per cent. of the business from st. Louis
TO and via Cincinnati eastward being ae-
credited to the q. & NJ.
Both the day and night express train.
Of the q. 4 NJ. are equipped with elegant
Vestubule Day Coaches and Pullman YES
thule Buffet Sleeping Cars. Pullman
Parlor Library Cars are also on day en-.
press and Free Reclining Chair Cans on
night express trains.
All trains on this line connect in Union
Depots with those for points in above
named territories.
For tickets via the o. 4 n. Ry., and
further information, call on agents Of
connecting lines or address G. B. Warfel,
General Western Passenger Agent, Ohio
and Mississippi Railway, los N. Broadway
st. Louis, Mo. 4-3-w.tf
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-11-28
FOR REVENUE ONLY.
How . Californian Avoided . Da0ngins
Fight In Chill

How . Californian Avoided . Da0ngins
Fight In Chill.
At the time the anti-American
fever in Chilli was at its height. a
large dinner party was given. exclu-
sively attended BY gentlemen. There
was present. as Fred May tells the
story in the New York Press. a jovial
Californian who was in the country
distinctly to make money and avoid
trouble. He had a fund Of comic
yarns. and spun them necessarily.
his evident purpose being to allay as
much as possible the local ill-feeline
toward the Yankees and their iia..
A young Gillian captain. who sat
facing the Californian, at last fired q
bitter remark against Americans for
their alleged interference in the late
civil war. The Californian good
humoredly protested. his remarks
being general denial OF the charge.
..You are a liar!" suddenly said the
Gillian. looking calmly and deter
minedly into the face of his vis-a-vis.
There was instant confederation
throughout the table. The CalifOr-
nian wired his lips. threw down his
napkin. and. slowly rising. quivercd
a moment and Kissed: ..Do you
mean that. STRIP The CHILEAN arc. G
also. folding his arms. while his face
showed ugly satisfaction at having
secured long sought fight. Il do"
he replied. deiiantly. Then. by
heaven. sir. you are saved" shouted
the Californian, for | will not be-
triiicd with. Amid the universal!
laughter the young captain was
pulled into his seat. all hands being
atisiied that it was impossible to
get "a senselcss fight out # the com
mercia'-spiriied American.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-11-28
Abraham Lincoln

When leaving his home at Springfield, I'LL.
TO be inaugurated president If the United
States, made a farewell address 10 his old
friends and neighbors. in which he said
''NEIGHBoRs GIVE YOUR BOYS A CHANCE
| These words come with rs much force
to-day as they did thirty wears ago.
How give them this chance.
Up in the Northwest Is a great empire
waiting for young, and sturdy fellows Ia
come and develop it and ''grow up with
the country" All over this broad land
are the young fellows, the bows that Lin
coin referred to, seeking to better their con-
dition and get on i'm life.
Here is their chance.
The country referred 10 lies alon. the
Northern Pacific X. X. Here Won can find
pretty much anything ynu want In Min
nesota, and in the Red River Valley Of
North Dakota, the finest OF prairie lands
iittei ior wheat and grain, or rs well for
diversified farming. In Western North
i'iko:s and Montana, are stock Ranges
iinitless in extent, clothed with the most
nutritious Of grasses.
+ ii a fruit farming region il wanted there
is the whole state of Washington to selest
from.
As f"r scenic delights the Northern Pa
ei!ic Rail,oad passes through country
unparalleled. In crossing the Rocky, Bit
ter Root. and Cascade Mountains. the
greatest mountain scenery to be- seen i'm the
United States from car windows is found
The wonderful bad lands. wonderful in
graceful form and glowing color, are a
poem. Lakes Pend d'Oreille and Occur
d'Alene, are alone worthy Of trans-conti-
mental trip, while they are the fisherman's
Ultima Thule. The ride along Cark's
Fork Of the Columbia River is a daylight
dream. To cap the climax this is the only
way to reach the far famed Yellowstone
Park.
To reach and zee all this the Northern
Pacific Railroad furnishes trains and sery-
ice Of unsurpassed excellence. The most
approved and comfortable Palace Sleeping
cans the best Dining cars that can be
made; Pullman Tourist cars good for both
first and Second class passengers; easy
riding day coaches, with Baggage, Ex-
press, and Postal cans all drawn BY power
full Baldwin Locomotives, make a train fit
for royalty itself
Those seeking for new homes should take
this train and 60 and spy out the land.
To he prepared, write to
CHAS S. FEE.
G. p. 4 T. A.,
ST. PAUL. MINI.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-11-28
Do you Know

That more ills result from an
Unhealthy Liver than any
other indigestion, Consti-
patton, Headache, BiliousnesS,
and Malaria usually attend Il.
DR.. Sanford's Liver Invigorator
is a vegetable specific for Liver
Disorders and their accompany
ing evils. It cures thousands.
why not be one of them3 Take
DR.. Sanford's Liver Invigoratoc.
Your Druggist will supply You.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-11-28
THE SUFFERING EDITOR.
He Has a Lively Interview With
Man With a Grievance.

Chicago Tribune.
''Cap'n, are you editor of this
paper?"
The speaker was a tall, raw-boned,
middle-aged man with faded sorrel
hair and hand like smoked ham.
Il am, sir" replied the editor of the
Peaville Bugle. "What can l do for
your"
"You had a piece in your paper
this week about a marryin' at Hop
kins' Run last Thursday, didn't we ?"
"Yes, sir, l believe / did"
1.-The margin was at Phil Crum-
pets, wasn't it?"
II think it was"
His oldest girl was married to
Clum Harkins. That right ?"
''That is right"
"You wrote the piece, did YEP"
'Of course II wiOte it, but"
''Stop right there! You wrote it,
hey?"'
"The-the facts were given to me
by somebody from that neighborhood
"The facts!" howled the raw-boned
stranger, bringing his fist down on the
table with a bang that Jared the
editor in his chair. "They warn't
facts! You said the weddin' passed
off quietly! WIN told you it passed
off quietly ?"
"Why-why, what's wrong with
that? Didn't it pass off quletly?"
mo, sir!" Numbered the man. 81
ought to know! I'm the gals father !
I'm Phil Crumpet! The weddin'
passed of, sir. with the gol-whopinest
shivaree ever got up in our neighbor-
hood, and if you don't put it that
way next week an do the gal justice
I'll come back and break every darned
bone in yer body!"
The editor Of the Peaville Buglc
hastily promised to set the matter
right in his next issue. and Mr.. Phil
Crumpet of Hopkins Run turned on
his heel and dumped heavily out Of
the Office, shaking his head in threat
ening manner as he went.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-11-28

.'Youi husband. Mrs. Muggleby. is
suffering from 4 complication OF dis
eases" said the doctor. Il mdst
first make a diagnosis
II hope you can make il OF calico.
was the good souls reply. "for I
haven't piece Of flannel in the
house. N / Mercury.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-11-28
STATE GLEANINGS.
Items that are Odd and Newsy
Compiled from Many Mis-.
souri, Papers.

"A republican daily paper will be
started at Springfield in ten days.
Earl Morris, of Centralia, is the
champion quail hunter. In two days
he killed 50 birds.
Great strings of bass and croppie
are being caught out of Lake Con-
trary near St. Joe.
"A. NJ. Mather, a well known
Nevada railroad man, has been sent
to the insane asylum.
Street electric lights are being
put in at Marshall. The job will be
completed January 1.
There are thirteen prisoners on
the Mexico rock pile, each breaking
two yards of rock per day.
John X Brown, of Mexico, dis
turbed the peace of the citizens of
Auxvasse BY loud laughing.
Julius HARE, of Marshall, is
missing, with 5000 belonging to the
American Express company.
The ringing of a hotel supper
bell at Webb City caused four teams
to run away the other evening.
Pluck Maloney, of Hannibal,
only 20 years old, has been sentenced
to the pepitentiary for life for rob-
berry.
There is large number of desti-
tute people in Springfield and the
citizens are raising fund to take care
of them.
Alexander Van Wrinkle, Is years
old, died in Clinton without medical
assistance. He has two sons who are
preachers.
The finest St. Bernard dog in the
state is owned by WIFI Harris. Of
Audrain county, and is named Coy
ernor Stone"
Perry RAIDER, editor of the
Brunswick Brwnswicker, is a versatile
gentleman. He is. lawyer of ability
AID a clever historian.
-Gustavus Menkhausen, for
mer deputy marshal of Lexington. is
in Jail at Belleville, Ill.,. charged with
fatally poisoning his wife.
r. c. Pate, of St. Louis, has OBJ
tanned from the Mexican government
the exclusive privilege Of operating
race tracks in that country.
A young farmer named Rea, re-
siding near Chillicothe, blew out his
brains in the presence Of his bride.
He had bad case of jealousy.
Dewitt Clinton Mallory, 81 years
old and resident of Vernon county,
hauled the brick with which the first
brick houee in Chicago was built.
j. w. Murphy arrived in Ne |
vada Monday night. having ridden a |
bicycle from Beresford, South Da-
kota, a distance of twelve hundred |
miles.
The winter meeting Of the Mis-