Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1893-09-22
HUM0R OF THE DAY.

Copper bottomed-The National
currency.
The Cherokee strip was formerly
scalp. Dallas News.
Imitation is a fiattery that woman
doesn't relish in matters of dress.
1t isn't pride that makes man in an
attic look down on his neighbors.
That Just fills the BILL, said the
robin as he seized a fat worm. Lowell
Courier
Kicking a man when he is down is
sometimes the only way to make him
get up.-Puck.
Hitch your wagon to star if you
will, but look to the strength of tho
harness. Puck.
The street paver isn't far wrong in
characterizing his work as beneath
him. Buffalo Courier.
81 allus wonder if the fish feels as
big as he looked to the fellow who lost
him. Worlds Fair Puck.
A gentle maiden, young and fair
OF loveliness a dream.
And she just dotes on-no, not mo
But caramels and cream.
New York herad.
There's a married mans scheme to
abolish seal fishing altogether No
seals, no sacques. Meridian Repubh-
can.
Contentment is better than riches,
but it takes about the same amount OF
money for one as the other. Chicago
lnter-Ocean.
Horsedealer-'I always pick my
customers" Friend -''Go you? |
was told that you skinned them. >
Brooklyn Life.
Thieves may break through and
steal, but they can never rob the tele-
phone girl of her rings. People,
Home journal.
1t is interesting to see how sorry tho
man who went to the country for a
vacation and the man who stayed home
are for each other Washington Star.
To love in cottage she didn't demur.
Her taste quite inclined her TO that;
The only occasion for worry to her
Was the prospect of love in fiat.
Washington Star.
A curious thing about politicians is
that just so soon as they have u finger
in the pie they begin to talk of getting
there with both feet t-Philadelph
Times.
The first year after girl graduates
she makes the same disheartenin9
struggle to live mp to her ideals that
she makes after marriage. -Atchison
Globe.
Miss Whacker -"Do you consider it
a sign of weakness in man to weep,
Mr.. Factor?' Mr. Factor -''rhat de-
pends on who is playing the piano.
Cleveland Plain Dealer,
''We hear great deal about the
seven ages of man, but no one ever al.
ludcs to the seven ages of woman
what is the reasonY' ''Gallantry my
boy, gallantry. - Boston Gazette.
1T must have been a love match.
for she knew he was poor NO, he
told her he had only remnant OF his
fortune left, and she, of course, thought
she'd get bargain lnter-Ocsan.
Miss Sweetly- II bought one OF the
wells that are so thickly dotted can
HChlctlN s'tt hhtt l lhbA ihF lli-h
in II, don't ~" Miss Tartly NO,
no; it almost eonceals your face, '-
Chicago lnter-ocean.
A gentleman having noticed that his
wife, instead of wearing her wedding
ring on her finger, kept II concealed
in her purse, took her to task about it
The lady replied "Whtt wouil yau
hayo2 That IL ils proper place you
didn't marry me, but nay purss ''--
Fliegende Blatter
II am hunting for Il place o. ,3t,
said the hungry man With the W1rh
basket "fou can hook al sll the
places you please, cir, replied tht tu,
mmhlan Guard stinll, ''hut yuu can't
eat any al ,hem unless you tt eun
ees But the h8nsrY mtu hAt
pnlloi has hat doen uter hls ry,t iul
trulnsI uu Cbteaaa IflhuuU