The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1893-03-09
LIEvER KERNAL HARDER.

LIEvER KERNAL HARDER.
En- ledshta Somshdawg is der
oldt Grover widder tzurick uff EN-
Uncle Sam 81 boweri ga-tzugga. Ich
un de Polly wora on der took
g'frogt. Ich hob EN- Billy Bixler
helfa de uxa driva, un de Polly is
nit en- Sam Schnitzler g'fora. Are
hut en- lode oldte eck-shenk, huls-
boxa, ch-efl'a, sols-barl full ulla-
rohr un basom, un en- shlife-shtG
g'hot. Der shlife-shtie is foongle uei
un der Grover hut enc usht gakawfed
far EN- General Bissel 81 OK shlifa
WOO are da hawna era KEEP init OBJ
hocka will. In about sex wocha
fongt are aw. Are hut en- grosscr
Job far sich. Es sin usht about och
tzich dowsend Republican pusht-
Office hawna os era KEEP shunt uif en-
hock-glutz hen. Der JOHNNY Wanny-
maker hut de hawna fardult CUTE
g'feedered de ledshta fer yohr un
du consht denka os Sc fet sin.
NTer sin ons Wise House cooma
usht awenich noach middawg IN
mer wora fardult hoongerich, un
duch wora mere ken patching tsu
la demagrawdisha hawna os ON
welshkarn heisly room g'shtonna
hen un ga -goxed, ga-graid un g fuchta
far ebbes tsu fressa. Sc hen war
ricklich recht badowerlich ga-gooked.
Dale hen de schwontz-feddera far
lora g'hot un de menshta de KEN
farfrora Sc hen far fer yohr utf de
pudda un fowly ebbel fun da bame
i'm bawmgorda galebed un mer het
net -g'mened os so feel fun enc sich
ivyer so epng vloci ~.ITon u shofta
hetta kennG. W"Winley bin I
Endlch hen mere der kuch-uffa
uff shtelt g'hot un de weipsleit hen
awfonga es middawg.essa greega, un
so on da dri uhr hen mere uns by
setzed. Noach middawg is der
Grover tsu mere cooma un hut
g'sawd ich un de Polly hetta unscr
shier gadoo un setta now awonich
nows lawfa uns shtettle swna. Mer
sin OBJ g shtart un so en- crosse shtott
we Washington is hov ich in meim
lnva net g'sRna. De heiscr sin utl-
anonner ga-bowcd uu lie lett sin oil
uff-gadressed os won es SoOulawg
ware. rs arsht hoy ich "how-dc-do'
tsu yader ebber 8 'sawd un gpga gs
ledsht sin sc so dich cooma os irl
mere der kup shicr OBJ -ganookodhob.
Els hut mere aw nemond gudonEei
won ich ena de tzeit gabulda hob
un des hut mich fartzaIndt un ich
hob der Polly g'sawd Sc mechta
tzoom dihenker gm un mere dada
hame shtarta. U1' EN- wake tzmick
sin mere on ma bush fairly. Us
wore full bame un blonsa, un foun-
tains. Uf' &c mohl hoy ich obbcs
g'spna os mich ershtound hut. Yaw,
Kernel, du mawksht mere's glawya
odder net, aver grawd III der init
fun denna bame wore en- weips-
mensch g'shtonna os ken shtick
glaid aw ghot hut Yaw, Sc wore
so nockich os der dawg os Sc gabora
is. We de Polly Sc g'sena hut is Sc
shier u-mechtich warra. Ich hob
suggest mere dada ge un era helfa
era glaider aw do, aver de Polly hut
gsawd, "Gottlieb, du bleibsht doh /;
en- g'hireder mon hut ken dismiss on
so bletz." Sc is gonga far dem
weipsmensch helfa era glaider soocha
aver gil is Sc tzurick cooma un hut
g'sawd ich kent cooma, dos es weips-
mensch ware Gus marvel g'mauched
un kent net schwetza.
We mere tzurick cooma sin hen SO
olles reddy g'hot far de Noggeration
Ball. Doh wore aver shtile De
weipsleit wora in full dress un Sc
hen de schwentz fun era gowns room
g'schl@fed we biskotza. De Polly
hut ken full dress" ghot un hut
refused tsu donsa. Ich wore ruich
bis de band der oldt "Ferginny
Reel uff-g' g'schpeeled hut un derno
hov ich my feese nimmy ruich holda
kenna in bin nei-ga-i -ioomped. Dart
is WOO ich der letz mistake g'maucht
hob. Els arsht os ich g'wist hob
wore ich farhoodled in da weipsleit
era longe schwentz un bin uff der
bouch in de shtoop g'folla. De
toneya karls WOO ON donsa wora
hen awfonga ivver mich laucha,
aver ich hob SO bletzlich nows g'fud-
dered un sell hut Sc ga-dishtered.