New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-25
THE TALK OF TIE DAY

THE TALK OF TIE DAY.
Iowa raised 900 900 900 bushels Of corn last ~.
There are $50 cities and towns in this COUNT
which have electric lights.
An English traveller had quarrel with the mat. :.
Mississippi steamboat, and the case came Into CONF
The counsel for the plnLn IN In MS Opening adore
officer OF the Bella Richards addressed my client r
most violent and per,empt%ry terms and threaieas
effects from the entrance way OF the steamer he vcs
precpitate him into the raging flood below. ~
was as follows: Look here stranger, II You az
tote Your plumber of that gnng.plank right smart ~
spill you in the drnk.'-tAtlantic Monthly
II is said that the largest piece Of mica IN n.
world was recently taken cut Of North CaroIns
quarry, II measures nine and o half BY sxts.e
inches
Thought lie Could" Mr.. Newman inquired n.
city editor OF the reporter, do you think yo~
can write that obituary you are now at work on VII
ont saying that by his own unaided efforts be NJ
from the ranks to q commanding position among IN
Yves, sr,n replied the new reporter, fsr,iv.,,
scehnF h ont york NTH Or 9oo s s
/ can.'-(Chcago Tribune.
The editor of "The Marion County Ga) htrots
thus announces the advent OF spring: The kees ~
beginning to put forth their tiny buds and the braa
ON every hilltop are fairly bursting their threats vt
the glad refr:ins OF marital harmony. Blessed Is n
who IA, from the ciy's maddening strife, holds sv>t
communion with nature in the early spnngtims.s
TIE DIFFERENCE.
There's n great deal Of praise. Of the millionaire
Whose lunch Is OF cheese and bread
And great deal OF fault with ms young cashiee,
Who feeds of a two-doar spread
put the millionaire breakfasts at half past .,
And his chef has five thousand year;
While the cashier turns up clearinghouse plata
And looks at the hash with fear
And he knows there'll be hash at suppertime, too.
And the thought makes him crosser than sticks:
p,t the millionaire has his f0ur-cOurse menu
~ nome '"'' s' E(ChIcago News Record
Tue Mexican papers tell Of miser named
vopacke who recently died. His relatives were IN.
willing that his body should be Inferred, as he hal
tattooed his will his chest with some red pc
ment instead OF using pen and Ink. The court
decreed that the remarkable human document should
no copied and the representation Only atested in the
nresence OF witnesses This was done ana the court
has pronounced the queer will genuine.
Strange Natural Phenomenon.-'I always thought .
soid the ancient Democrat who had been 10 Washing
Ton in the interest OF the country and incidentally OF
t,t ,h thing for the persimmons but 1t didn't scent
10 work I'm my case AT all. struck the llosusss
kind OF frost, but nary persnmon. "-tlhdlahapon
Journal.
N
the American ridcule Of Fnglishmen for prononncins
Cholmondely "Chumley.' Besuchanp Beecham,' etc.
ia England he declares. you will find as rue
,n.t people pronounce Massachusetts, Ma satch
,zettos, Absurd or course II Is, but how are yos
go,ne 10 tell, The rule by which 1t Is pronouncea
Massachoosutts' Is purely arbitrary Inc most cum
ous NJ all your 'rispronunciati0ns are perhaps the
ADAPTED French names. How In the name Of Tue
eternal fitness OF things do you get 800 SAINT mary
ont Of Sault Ste. Marie! Terry Hut for Terre haus
H. inst A little worse. It Is unaccountabe. too' now
Won came TO call Prairie du CHEN Prairie d0o Sheen
or course you have n right 10 arrange your own pro-
uuncaton but give US the same liberty. we NJ leas'
hova tho excuse that our names are ten or fifteen
centuries old and have hal opportunity 70 gro"
naturally corrupted In the lapse Of time
sou,o verv pleasant surprises for children may b
chained by getting fruits to grow Slde OF g; nss
T0tIns. some. especially of IN" encunioer ian amy
.nt yomnr the bottles attached 10 the branch ana
,.er mi growth it will be ysery how ,heS lfa an.
got inside the bottles os,s or lesson on plant growth can
no furnished by these tests. IL - So, ~, sa" ~ ihs
George H. Of England IN 'n %vs srr, him. used TO
r~reSs his surprise those who were almns r rS
s n how the apple got inside me jumping, D a ma
these fruits In glass Jars the supplies 10 NnnS
aonie are quite interesting as t.s appls nnp,hv
ros 10 this unfortunate NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. "'''"''
Tho Editor Of "Thc Scotsman" recently rece'Seo
=, .,,r,,, ,e,.er which the writer desired 70 W
,nna.,d % any bookseller: " The kind OF book on"'
uar, &c n counting book-a book that VIII Tell wv
o, 90 talk 70 the lass that love. book Una, VIII
,ou ma the words to say 70 her and the "oru' W
o.r her when b. counting her Is the sort vi "vA
that want. No matter how few or now i'''e '''
word, may be-"
sui,ed Him." There is one thing ike apou t ~
ro,sion that this here Sam Jones dishes up "u h,s
man with red clay his boots ana nay So nuscs
bn,rd II don't interfere non" Win w ,.nsr.us
n fcler uses when he Is a-drivin mules
Journal.
PERHAPS you think you know what ''oos"
,, Won don't until you have read the foio"i"S i'o"
The Philosophical Review: "Recosh'u" W At
consc,ousnesses II may I've freely admlt'u' !" az s.,
,mpor,ont test Of trans-subjcctve reality "-
which &c recognized by others certifes Use" =" Nv
,s an objective or trans-subjective iao' no. ~,
,oct,ve fancy. The recognition Is oec's"e '.-
,arnoscordi NJ IFS Independent existence ou'' o.
r,.,v I, Is the existence Of transshpIec''e iaAs
,.., q. tho ratio essend Of the recognition linz.
,n, raft, f. the only hypothesis WHICH can oe evs "
yor,, with more than superficial piansioih'S' q
~ ,r,.nsrdent fact exists, everybody recoe'ne' "
hut no MULTIPLICATION OF subjective reeoeinuon'
p"' ,sa,y.s manufacture q real object In any o'ne'
than n Berklean sense
IN. publish.r-IIow Is It that our circulauon H-'
dropped of all mt once ,,. Saul,
Ths Circulaior-M Managing editors fnu'.
Managing editors fault" .u,.ro .ut ~ I
ayes. He Insisted on running iu Hap%rs;ment and
s75 Faster bonnet In the womans aepnr'n,,Ih ,rns
e., e. ,norr,od mon In town have sworn OH ouS -