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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-06-24
~- Sold by druggists; 75 cents.
RrpruRE AND PILES CURED.

Reuc Would you call Blanche beauty
Jack Not unless | thought she was likely to
.uvprhpHr me.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-06-24

Mira Whldrou How do Nou expect to Rcl
along housekeeping without refrigeration
Mira kompor We are not going to use io''
wc'vo bought II car stove,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-06-24

We positively cure rupture, piles and all rec
tai diseases without paia or detention rom ousl
ness No cure, no pay. Also all Private dis
eases. Address for pamphlet Drs. Porterneld q
Iogsy, sss Market street. ran Francisco.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-06-24
TRy GwRMRA for breakfast.

VINO DOESN'T KNOW
Fred T. Merritt tho rtouccr bicycle ncN'nr OF hlH
, cnst. lie ia reiInhn Write lin Portland, bt
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-06-24
August.
Flower

Eight doctors treated me for Heart
Disease and one for Rheumatism,
but did me no good. I could not
speak aloud. Everything that took
into the Stomrch distressed me. !
could not sleep. I had taken all
kinds of medicines. Through a
neighbor got one of your books.
l procured bottle of Green's Aug
ust Flower and took it, am to-day
stout, hearty and strong and enjoy
the best of health. August Flower
saved my life and gaveme my health.
Mrs. Sarah J Cox, Defiance, Q. .
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-06-24

Use Ensmelino stove Polish; no dust, no smell
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-06-24

NPK, q. No. 497-s. F. N. y. No, 574
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09
SEE WAS A HAPPY BRIDE.
Right There the Blithe Young Thing
Had the Advantage of the Groom.

Right There the Blithe Young Thing
Had the Advantage of the Groom.
A slim-built young man in clothes of
belligerent cut walked timidly into the
marriage office yesterday. He was
followed closely by resolute- looking
young woman in holiday attire.
The young man glanced around
suspiciously for an instant and then
reached for the clerks ear. His COM
panion assumed an air of ostentatious
pre-occupation, turned her back and
gazed far away at a corner Of q ceiling
but she was careful to keep between
her companion and the door,
"Ssh," Kissed the young fellow,
bending far over the counter in his
effort to prevent his companion over
hearing anything. ''Ssh, say can't we
duck out of sight somewhere? Ssh
don't shout ~
The clerk shook his head.
The stranger continued his cautious
whisper: Say he said, "ssh, Pm in
that she devil, see? How can jump
the game, eli? ?"
The clerk shook his head "There
are courts all about here" he suggested !;
'try 'em."
The stranger bent closer.
Say" he continued with an appre-
hensive glance at the back of his COM
panion, "she'll land me dead to rights
if you don't give me lift. She's swore
to give me divorce after were
hitched, but what good'll that do, ell ?"
he concluded mournfully.
The clerk remained silent.
Say" went on the visitor in plead
ing tones, throw her out, and I'll fix it
with you. Run her in; do anything;
anything goes"
The clerk shook his head.
"Say," suddenly exclaimed the
woman, wheeling about resoutely,
"What game er you putin up on me
now? Scratch out that license lively"
''This here mans been keeping COM
pany with me for two years, and he's
cot to do some lively marryin' now, an
don't YOU forget it. Scratch along live
". His names Westmure. Monroe
l.. Westmure, an he lives at 260 Jessie
Street, an he's 26 years old, n my
names Cora-C-o-r-a, Cora-GaIe."
Monroe started. Dust me if | ever
knew that before"
you'll learn lots when you've mar
ried me-" was the answer given, with
calm superiority.
ON sometimes they call him West,
m sometimes they call him Tommy
White. Put 'em all in, if you want to-,
and charge the bill to his nibs here"
The clerk made out his bill, and chs
nibs' paid it with a sigh.
"N' now start us for the nearest JUS
tice, an We'll get nearer marriage n this
fellows been since he was born"
They were started, and ten minutes
later they emerged a happy, beaming
bride and a woeful, disconsolate groom.
San Francisco Chronicle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09
SCORPIONS SWARMED THE SHIP.

These and Myriad of Other Insects
Came Out of the Load of Bones.
The schooner Wallace j. Boyd, Capt.
Godfrey, arrived at Philadelphia from
Montevideo with cargo of bones,
which were gathered from the plains of
that locality, and the voyage will long
his wife, as we'll as by all the sailors.
The ship became infested with scorpions,
which arose from the cargo and pene-
trated every available quarter of the
ship. The seamen's rest was disturbed,
and for weeks at a time the unfortunate
men dared not rest themselves in their
hunks Tor fear of being stung by one Of
the creatures.
Every effort to rid the ship of the
plague, SAYS the Philadelphia Press, was
unsuccessful, and even on Monday
night, while lying at the upper quaran-
tine, the decks and cabins were alive
with these creeping insects. Climatic
changes had no effect whatever on
them, and those of the crew who enter
tanned the belief that they would dis
appear as the northern ATTITUDES We're
reached were disappointed.
Capt. Godfrey is at loss to know how
they found their way out from be-
meath the matches, which on board
vessels are regarded as even air
tight. yet they arose IN thou
sands, and made life horrible on
board the ship. Five and six times a
dav all hands were forced to change
their clothing. When the vessel reached
her pier esterday, the sailors at once
left and nothing could ever induce any
of them to again ship on a bone-laden
vessel
Capt. Godfrey said yesterday that they
sailed from Montevldeo August II,
and up to the 9Th of September no YER
min had appeared. The day Ill questlon
was very warm and the atmosphere was
heavy and damp. About noon around
the main hatch large green bugs were
seen coming up from inside the comb
ines. and towards evening the snip S
decks were alive. The next morning
thew found their way down into the
torecastle and drove all the sailors out.
The same night the after cabin was IN
vaded. Since that time this unfortunate
condition of affairs has existed and the
huos were thrown overboarC by tne
bncketf1l every day since. When the
Wind was blowing fresh the air was 1u.l
Of the unwelcome visitors amt IN cams
they Law torpid on the decks. Inc oeu
clothing, tablecloths, ana even "eaiLna
annarei became full of the lnsec5s. ou'
fortunately none of the crew was bitten
bv anv poisonous insect. - ,.
~ Can't an. Godfrey says that the bones
which he has on board were prlnclpally
hr .l from the extreme upper regions
" " o no River Plata in lighters. They
w ,n gathered from the plains, where
t Nov lad probably been for ages. Many
Whole skeletons of horses, sheep, ~ an nf
oxen are among the collection, al or o.
which will be ground up at TINS app ulh.t
While lying on the plans they mos no oo and
became infested with THESE puE hold ',i
the extreme heat OF t1ie Ne'
drov. them no on the deck:
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09
A widely Prevalent MaIady.

While it is perfectly true that swamp vapors,
morning and evening mists along the banks OF
slow, winding, turbid streams, and the etfiuyium
exhaed by the sun from moist and decaying
vegetables beget malaria, it frequently breaks
out where such conditions exist 1t is, in
fact a malady widely prevalent, of which it is
in many cases impossible to discover the origin.
But though its causes are often obscure, the
testimony, professional and public Of the inhab-
itants of America and other lands leave no rea-
sonable doubt not only that Hosteter's Stomach
Bitters uproots this tenacious disease when fully
developed, but fOrtities the system against Its
first attacks. Chills and fever, bilious intermit-
tent, dumb ague and ague all yield to it alike.
Liver trouble, always present in malarial disor-
der, dyspepsia, constipation and kidney com
plaint succumb to the Bitters.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed
free. SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Atlanta, Ga.
MIR. Browns Week of Surprises.

Probably there is not another man in
New England who has had such sur
prises this week as William J. Brown,
of Belfast. Years ago he had two
brothers, Jonathan NJ. and Levi, the
home Of the family being in Searsmont
Jonathan entered the navy, and for
thirty years had not been heard from,
his family naturally surprising that he
was dead. Levi, at the age of Is years,
sailed away in a Searsport ship COM
manded by Capt. Charles Nickels,
bound for South America. For eigh-
teen years he had been considered
dead, as no tidings of him had
ever reached home. A month ago
William was surprised by getting let
ter from South Africa from his brother
Jonathan saying that he was about to
leave on a steamer to visit his old home
in Waldo County. He also stated that
he was rancher and editor of a paper.
Before the family had got through talk
ing over this news William, a fortnight
later, received another letter dated in
Australia from his other supposed dead
brother Levi This also stated that
Levi was about to start for his native
cline. -LeUistO7l Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09
TEA-TABLE SALAD.

"METH1NKs l scent the morning air.
remarked the swill collector, as he
drove down Main Street at ) A. NJ
Buffalo Courier.
"I PASSED your door last evening,
Miss Gildersleeve," remarked young
Mr.. Gilley. GLOW kind of you - re-
piled the grateful girl.-Ha"per's Bozar.
The continuous session was continu-
Gus picnic for the senator who wished
to wear an 1rby jag without letting Mrs.
Senator know aboutit Memphis appeal.
"WuY should a soldier never. lose
his head in battle % asked a German
captain of a private soldier. Because
if he did he Wouldn't have any place to
put his helmet on. "-Tecas SJtings.
Works both ways-Goodman-"Do
YOU ever think of the good old saying
that It's more blessed to give than to
receive ?" Pugsley-"1es,, when I've
cot the boxing gloves on do. 80 Vogue.
HE-"But don't you think you could
learn to love me?" Boston Girl-"lt
might serve, like Greek and Latin at
the colleges, not for use, but at mental
exercise. I'll think of it.''-Boston
Transcript.
THE SAGAc1oUs PoRTER.-Palace-car
Porter tout West)-"Don't CUB me no
Zee, san, I'LL We SClS I" No WV w w
trip" Passenger-'Very well, just as
YOU prefer" POTTERY: les, sab. You
see, desc train robbers ALWAYS goes for
me fust, an if | amt got muffin dey say
de passengers amt got muffin, an goes
cH.S-NeaC York Weekly.
HE-sDid you say the furniture was
Louis NIV.?'' She-"Yes. Why %
He-ssThe bills suggest the Reign of
Terror. Beau Monde.
THE latest discovery. Gliding
is quite leader of fashion, isn't he y
"H-m- we'll, he hasn't had appendix
tits !'-Puck.
"MAN wants but little here below
but it seems somebody else has 1t
Dallas Meas.
WE opine that sea dog feels most
at home when he is on bark.-Seaeca
II wouldn't be SO bad for a senator to
take the floor it he didn't keep it.
Plain Dealer.
THE leaves have begun to turn, posi-
bly in anticipation of the LIST OF January.
-d4ousta Chronicle.
WONDER if an iceman minds 1t when
tho woman of his choice looks coldly on
his suit ?-Boston Transcript.
.ANorHER railroad tie up said the
section hand, as he began to hammer
down the railroad sleeper III place.
Tonkers Statesman.
TrsruER-.Now. Robbie, take four
s,;aas Of cake from six slices, and what
,,,;lI there be left?" Robbie-"A lickin'
for me. ''-Infer Ocean.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09
WOMEN WHO ARE spFNnrun1nn.


DeDt She Loses Her Ha.d
nv, becomes II Plunger.
Inc number of grossly ay,+ro
1u ,l VINO carry the burden Of tbai.
ueo's about London society is enor
nous; Many Of them are verv ~
eut mat TACT does not prevent th ,on,
IN iioln outfunnlng the constable w
HnoM instances of famous women in n =
1onu0n world at this moment sa a,,e
me"th VI a a Home, whose husbands are
h hor W 1arge fortunes, women who
NOT ulessnakers, bills they can
not sI 10y when they simply dare
lowo nno" 70 me men whose liberal al
less 1ollies. One beauty told nc IN ~
other day that she owed bar i .ne
maker &, 800, and that she saw no noro
prospect OF paying her than of naving
the national debt. She did not dara -
N mention the bill to her husband rich
1nouSh ne was, and so she comnro-
llieeu the matter by orderinp more
Gowns that she didn't want, and allow
ing the dressmaker to charge anvthino
sne llked for them. And So the snou7
pan OF debts rolls mermly on, CATHERINE
SIZE in it progress.
once a woman has got into debt she
seems to lose her head. The nlunoer
spirit seizes her. She does not care
what she does. Her balance is lost
She lets herself be caught like a Grain
n a whirlwind, and danced over and
nto any number of pitfalls and ADVISES
"A woman IN debt is generally a reck-
less woman, not only in money matters.
but IN the other affairs of life. The
heaven seems TO work mysteriouslv
through the lump, and affect every part
OF the character: Not only money con
slderations are flung to the winds, but
often considerations more precious.
more to be cherished. Extravaganza
nowadays is almost a disease with many
women. Some spend wantonlv for lack
OF anything else to do. 1t is as if they
said to themselves, "Here is a terrible
empty quarter of an hour in my dav.
What shall | do with it? Oh, | can 90
out and buy something" And so Bond
street is crowded in the morning. This
may be good for trade--when the bills
are paid, if ever-but how bad for char
acter!
EXtravagant women get little salts
faction out of their extravaganza at the
time, and create SO many skeletons to
people their cupboards, and sit by their
hearth in the future, that the world
soon becomes full of dry bones to them.
Then they develop into pessimists, and
add to the ruin that falls on life in
stead of to the sun that shines over it.
And the husband, who has to pay the
piper at last-if he can-looks upon all
women henceforth with a contempt
natural, though, thank heaven! unrea-
sOnable. From the behavior of his own
particular unit he judges of the mass,
and who can greatly blame him?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09

OF Wheelersburg. Used to call you Tom
when we were boys togeth-"
No yoH didn't. Ny name isn't Eas-
ley and | don't know where Wheelers-
burg is.
You're not Tom Easley ?"
No, sir. | never heard of Tom Eas-
ley; My name is Absalom Reinhardt,
and | live in Greenup"
The smiling young man withdrew III
evident perplexity.
Must have got switched off on some
other fellow" he muttered, as he turned
another corner. ''But it's all right Mr..
Relnhart will do Just as WELL"
Meantime, says the Chicago Tribune,
the stranger pursued his way leisurely
down the street, and five minutes later
he was confronted by third young
man with an engaging smile.
Hello Why, this is my old friend,
Absalom Reinhart. How are you, Alb
How are things in Greenup?'
Il don't know you, sir. My name is
not Absalom Reinhart, and | don't
know anything about Greenup. Never
heard of it in my life"
Say Who are you, anyhow"
The stranger handed him his card.
1t bore the following inscription:
REV. Ben THAYER,
Evangelist,
Reformed Confidence Man.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09
THE TIME WITHOUT A WATCH.
Plan That Does Away with Carrying a
Chronome ter.


Chronometer.
Actual and repeated experiments
have shown that the nearest hour of the
day or night may be ascertained in the
following very curious way: Make a
small running loop in a piece OF sewing
thread about foot in length, place
shilling in this loop, see that the coin is
accurately bisected by the thread, and
then draw the loop tight up, SO that the
shilling is firmly slung at one end Of the
thread. Put on solid table glass
tumbler with a fairly wide mouth. Rest
your right elbow on the table in a firm
and easy position so as to avoid any
shakiness in your hand, hold the other
end of the thread between your first
finger and the 'ball' of thumb Ii. e.,
the tieshy top joint of the thumb, so
that the thumb nail is undermost, and a
mouth Of the glass. Now, if you keep
your hand quite steady, the movement
of the coin (Which is hanging inside the
tumbler) will become less and
less until the shilling is motion
less. Then, in half minute or
so very slight and regular vibra
ton will commence, the coin oscillating
from side to side like pendulum. and
gradually increasing the length of
movement until it gently strikes the
side of the glass. This strike goes on
in the most regular and automatic way,
first on one side of the glass and then
on the other, UNTIL say, eight strokes
have been struck; the vibrations of the
coin then diminish in length, until the
suspended shilling again becomes mo-
tionless and hangs in the middle of the
tumbler You look at your watch and
find that s O'Clock is the nearest hour.
| have tried this over and over again,
deliberately setting about the expert
ment without bias or any intention of
influencing the swing of the coin, and
also being ignorant Of the time, and
when my hand has been steady the
right time has invariably been struck.
| There is something very curious about
this phenomenon. Whether the thread
is influenced by the pulse in the 'ball'
of the thumb or whether there is some
unconscious transference of intention"
from the brain to the thread, | do not
know; but in any case the matter is
sufficiently interesting to be worthy of
critical test by persons who will care
fully and without bias carry out this
singular experiment OF telling the time.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09
500 Reward. StOO,

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to in all its stages,
and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the
only positive cure known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being q constitutional dis
ease, requires constitutional treatment Hall
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly
on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system,
thereby destroying the foundation of the disease,
and giving the patient strength by building up
the constitution and assisting nature in doing
its work The proprietors have SO much faith in
its curative powers, that they offer One Hundred
Dollars Tor any case that it fails to cure. Send
for list of testimonials
Address, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O.
HySSod by DRUGGISTS, 15c
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09
TACKLED THE WRONG MAN.
WHY a Confidence Operators
Would Not Work.

"
Would Not Work.
isn't this my old friend, Gabriel "a, n !
comstoek, of Franklin Fn urnaei s the
the he, s smiling nggd {e esxteending his hand.
strange Ne, s r replied the stranger irony irony
name Is Thomas Easley, ana am ifoni
f beg Your pardon. rejoibns snee ei is
OF oane 1i,rppordinary that thought | coulo
no ..T N all right. There's no IN ,r'' -
,,one said the stranger, passins .onsted
ooa'1 few minutes later he was a acc ~ ~
BY another smiling dogG y9ua and na stopped
n n.m ., apparent ), astonishmennt. p,ess me
m monl do have We thougho of seeing you
here ;st.Ean. Young fel-
low" M ,,uch, I'd know
YOU mile off. You're Inoll'''
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09
WORD HISTORY.

Chinese word.
GiS of Russian origin.
T&S first made at Geneva.
formerly meant any field.
wlace is made on a pillow.
was first made in Gambia.
pa fowls came from Guinea.
E first came from Friesland.
was once only a poke or bag.
rs orlgIna, ly came from Lima.
IM were first made in Florence.
Y lSa corruption of housewife.
NmiA means hidden or spurious.
fNETS were discovered at Magnesia.
HEWas invented at Tulle, in France.
*AGJES came from the Canary Isl
NEr was first made by the Sara
SFLowER is a corruption of July
and tattoo are of Polynesian
a"rIL means, may you fare or
=weII.
.Dclorn took its name from it's
4 width.
and zebra are from a dialect Of
africa.
IIoLD took its name from Queen
Stuart.
1r32N gave the world the odorifer-
HAM comes to us from the Java
language.
'"ER was SO called from the cross
j reverse.
IN We're first made at a Persian
4 that name.
IN We're first found in the bed of
s ,nn NF9F was properly cripple
, 'o 90 Its name from Topazas, an
Il the Red Sea.
gSa'rAL formerly had the signifi-
ouSInesS-hke.
49, punch and toddy are words
i ~, '''n"oStanee.-St. Louis Globe
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09
A Child EniOyS

The pleasant flavor, gentle action and sooth-
ing effects of Syrup of Figs, when in need
of laxative, and if the father or mother
be costive or bilious, the most gratifying re-
suits follow its use; so that it is the best fam
lily remedy known, and every family should
have bottle on hand.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09
PARAGRAPHS.

K,uLAN1 was to have be-
Nc CSon ~ Of Hawaii last Monday
a attained her majority.
sue " * amused, it is stated, at
oan nt, reception accorded to
i russians III Paris. ozafoonlc
+, no no ' "J< for whom the French
b. ;I II , iI, a popular subscription,
o an obliged to take pupils III order
IT, a Livelihood.
EEEN af toh9cco. Thus is it that
oGo' are near her sovereign per-
fnf nothing but cigarettes.
!" ,n,v VALABREGUE, the play
r rbI, is, with NJ. Aurelien ScholI
,he wittiest boulevardiers, is
, ,nw Gcnarture in life. He is
IT. II ~ publish book called "The
4 of God"
,r DAVID B. HILL is described
E;ng exceedingly tagged out and
Y A me recent big New York Tam
lsmonstration. There was scarce
;'n Of color in his face, but his
was a. clear as usual.
1 mn dav which saw his appoint
=. ombassador to Italy confirmed
q Senate Mr.. Van Allen, it is said
i ,c,roram to his agent in Rome in
s, inc him to arrange for suitable
on "7 for the new ambassador.
/ N,ycIHELLI, who will be di-
\ in the coming season of grand
/ At the Metropolitan Opera House,
EVork is native of Orvieto, Italy
- how earned his living by play
t. yiooncello in Italian orches-
zJc. PRICE, president of Living
/ college, Salisbury, n. c., is lying
j IIv iii at his home in that city.
T.: been sick for three months,
arput the latter part of the sum-
/ saratoga, but without benefit to
&aIth.
T. SPENCER, NJ. p, wears collars
H;nrhcs high, probably the highest
srori They are made from a spe-
z,ttprn. never stand more than one
r. washings, and it takes three of
i dav to satisfy Mr.. Spencer's in
i Of neatness.
n clever English novelist, Mrs.
Kinder. has been lame for two years
1 a curious cause. She suffered
Is hurt to the knee, owing to her
Rpd position in the dress circle of
y don theater one evening, and she
1 unable to walk without a stick.
! Order of the Chefakat has been
bred by the Sultan of Turkey
& Mrs. CookcsIey, a San Francisco
IN. who has been travelling in the
with her husband, Capt. E. A.
&sIey, in acknowledgment of her
in painting the portrait Of the
i son, little lad about 7 years
4 GrA BARSrow, the only living print
be- ever worked at the case with
Greeley, is 81, but still picks up
8 night in a Norwich, Conn, Of
q Though he doesn't look so, he
1 like it, and is one of the jolliest
! flows in town.
s Nu AyE1AN has received over
8 nttcrs from emotional French
q each of whom wants a look at
l.r. He will probably have the
s barber shingIe a dozen sailors SO
.,f4 l.. I,I II &c
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09

THE EYES OF LovE-"But, Ethel, how
do you know that this young man loves
you? Has he told you so?" ooh, no,
mamma But if you could only see the
way he looks at me when I am notlook
ing at him. Lille
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-09
NIasSa Stone.

A "massa2e stone" is coming into
use in England that is made of ung!azed
china and provided with a sort of dorsal
lump for holding in the hand and has
the rubbing surface slightly undnlated,
not to say ridged. The stone is white
and even when used on recently washed
skin it soon becomes darkened, show
ing that it squeezes a good deal OF
material from the pores.