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Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-09-15
AUDITORS OFFICE.

AUDITORS OFFICE.
July 8, 1873.
To the Honorable Board OF County Commla
sioners of Elko County, Nevada.
GENTLEMEN: We herewith submit our Quar-
tclly Report Of. the Finances Of the County
for the Quartor ending June. 81. 1898.
Respectfully Submitted:
GEO. II. MEIGS,
''..- Auditor,
d. H.. MILLER.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-09-15
SUPREME. COURT.

Chief Justie'..........Mellvi'l ". Fuller. III
stephen J. Field, Cal
..John bl. Harlan, Ky
III. 49, Horace Gray, lass
Observation-Disclosures ..sam blatchfOru, N y
- David J brewer, KaS
Henry b. Blown, Mich.
-. ...GeoIge Shirns, Penn.
howell + y ackson Tea.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-09-15

US. Senators ::::~m John ~ s.f fyn "
Rep. in Congress. :.... Francis G. Newlana,|
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-09-15
OFFICIAL DlRECT0RI
Us. GOVERNMENT.

President GROVER CLEvELAND,K.
Vice-Presi deAt...ADLA1E E. STEVENSON. N
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29

There lived many years ago In Ireland
bar1ister of the name Of Bethel, VINO
was rather proud Of his attainments and
who liked to show them off in the writ
inc of pamphlets. One Of these, said by
those who have seen it to be anything
but valuable, was upon the subject OF
the union between Ireland and England.
Meeting D witty acquaintance some
days after the publication Of his PAM
phlet, Bethel was asked by him why he
had not informed him of its appearance.
Il wonder you didn't tell me you'd
written it, Bethel" said the witty &C
ouaintance L never saw it until yes
terday, and only then by the merest ac-
cident."
well, how did You like it?" asked
Bethel, who was fond of praise and was
anxious to hear what was forthcoming
to crafty his vanity.
GLOW did like it," repeated the other
ssWhy, it contained some of the best
things ever saw in pamphlet on any
subject"
It am very proud to have you say SO, .
said Bethel. Very proud indeed. And
-ah-what were the things that pleased
you so much!'
.sMince pies said the other.
s.What?'' cried Bethel, his face turning
purple.
'sMince pies" repeated the other. Il
saw girl coming out of q pastry shop,
and she had three steaming hot mince
pies wrapped up in your pamphlet They
were fine. Did you have mince pies in
all of them5' Young People.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29
SoT hi Ways i'll.

CsTATE OF VERMONT ORLEANS DISTRICT,
y IS. In Probate Court. held 81 barton,
Handing in and tor sara District on the 10th
day OF May, A. ID. is.'
An instrument purN0rting TO be the last
Will and Testan eat 81 Thia Way, late
of b. rton in said @sstIict. deceased, be-
ing urese nted To the t'NUTt by Marcel us Way,
Custodian, tor PrOhsNt
NJ is ordered by Ssid Coart, that all PERSONS
concerned therein be notified e. appear mt a
session OF said CoaFt 60 b. held at Pt obate
Office in Barton lsndfnv q. the 9Th day OF
Juns. A -. 12l3. at saw cause III aay they
may have. against u, Probate OF said Rill:
For which purpose IL IN iurther ordered that
a copy of the eoord OF his order he publish.
ed three weeks successfully i'm the Monitor
printed Mt Barton, previous TO said tine APP
pointed for hearing.
BY the Court Attest,
2l-2s FR,,Nk D, ROGERS, Register.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29

How often, when some upright and
straightforward newspaper or person
brings to light some corruption or
abuse in it's own party, do we hear
weakminded and pusillanimous peo-
pie cry out, ADO not wash your dirty
linen in public; leave it for the other
side to find out if it can" There can
be no greater mistake. AS long as
the evil is hidden it is fostering and
growing worse, and spreading con
tamination with it's cancerous growth,
but the moment it is brought to light
the cure commences. There is but
one way to deal with such matters,
and that is honesty. If continually
washed, the linen will never become
very foul, but if allowed TO lie hidden
away, who can tell what infection it
will bring forth?
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29
2.228,67S.

2,22s, S72.-These figures represent the num-
of bott 'es of DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds, which were
sold in the United States from March, 81 to
March, '92, Two Million, Two Hundred and
Twenty Eight Thousand, Six Hundred and
Seventy-Two bottles sold in one year, and
each and every bottle was sold on positive
guarantee that money would be refunded II
satisfactory results did not follow its use. The
secret of its success is plain. 1t never disap-
points and can always be depended on as the
very best remedy for Coughs, Colds, etc.
Price Soc and S1.Oo. AT II. G. Pierce's Drug
store, SOC. per bottle. 8
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29
ALL SORTS.

Look sharp-RaZors.
Coughing Leads to Consumption.
Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at once
Tapley's Bread Winner outwears all other
shoes
A gastronomic secret-Hash.
Deans Rheumatic Pills absolutely cure
rheumatism neuralgia. Entirely vegeta-
BILE. Safe.
Delicate subjects-Inva1ids.
Bankers, doctors, lawyers, carpenters, drug
gists, engineers, mechanics, in fact we have
recommendations from people in all stations
in life, testifying to the wonderful cures that
Sulphur Bitters have effected. Send for testi-
monials. See other column.
Go by favor-The Cotillion.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29
s'She
LOOketh
Well

to the ways of her household. "
Yes, Solomon is right; that S what
the good housekeeper everywhere
does, but particularly in New
England.
But her ways are not always
cid ways. In fact she has dis
carded many unsatisfactory old
ways. For instance, to-day she
is using
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29

The island of Jamaica produces
about all the allspice that IS used. Lit
is known also as pimento or Jamaica
pepper The tree on which the ber-
ries grow is evergreen. and the flow
ers grow in dense clusters; these de-
velop into small, green aromatic Der
ries the size of a black pepper. If al
lowed to ripen they become PUPPY
and lose some Of their pungency. For
commercial purposes the berries are
gathered when green, carefully dried
in the sun and afterwards packedlin
bags holding $50 to $50 pounds and
shipped Pimento trees grow in many
parts of tropical America, but nor
where do they thrive as in Jamaicat
The trees are never planted by man
and receive no cultivation worthy of
the name. The seeds are dropped by
the birds, and the rains and the tropi
cal sun do the rest. Surplus tress are
cut down and become walking sticks
and umbrella handles. This spice is
more mild and innocent than most
other spices.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29

LADY, Somerset writes to the Boston
1lraon1Uealth of the distinctions con-
red on Miss Frances E. Willard in
presentation by Prof. Blackie of
University at Edinburgh. She
s: ga more notable instance of the
'ult of Miss Wizards life mission
hid not be instanced than such
Iognition from this most conserva-
/ body of Christians who have for
long resisted the work and 1nfiu-
be of women. 1t is, however, no
tier of wonder that the work and
4 nth of Frances Willard should have
IN thus recognized in the mother
ntry; for, wherever the temper
lie cause has a champion, wherever
cause of social purity has an ex-
.hent, wherever the labor move
MT lifts up it's voice, wherever wo-
u, with the sunlight of the glad
day upon her face, stretches
th her hands to God, there her
ne is loved, cherished, and revered.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29
c, T. u. COLUMN.
WOMAN EVERYWHERE.

have found among all nations,s says
|yard, that the women adorn them
Fes more than the men; that, wher-
L found, they are the same kind,
b, oblging, humane, tender beings;
they are inclined to be gay and
erful, timorous and modest. They
hot hesitate, like man, to perform
Iospitable, generous action; nor
they naughty, arrogant or super
bus, but full of courtesy and fond
bociety; Industrious, economical,
enious; more liable in general to
than man, but in general more
nous and performing more good
ions than he. 1 never addressed
Belf in the language of decency and
.hdship to a woman, whether civ
ID or savage, without receiving a
.ent and friendly answer. With
h it has been otherwise. In wan
ING over the barren plains of in
Ipitable Denmark, through honest
eden, frozen Lapland and churlish
land, unprincipled Russia and the
iespread regions of the wandering
,tar-if hungry, dry, cold, wet or
(. woman has ever been friendly to
uniformly so, and to add to this
tue, SO worthy of the appellation
|benevolence, these actions have
In performed in so free and kind a
inner that if I was dry I drank the
Bet draught, and if hungry Iate the
rise morsel with double relish. =
mess Miller Monthly.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29

Mans life is a game of cards. First
S "cribbage." Next he tries to "go
klone'' in sort of "cut, shuttle and
'hP' pace. Then he raises the
|euce" while his mother "takes a
| nd in,'' and contrary to Hoyle,
BATS the little joker with her five"
en- with his diamonds" he wins
"oueen of hearts" Tired of play
a lone hand he expresses a de-
/ to "assist" his fair partner,
8hrows out his cards" and his clergy
II n takes a dollar bill out of him
a "pair." She "orders him up to
4 I'D the fires.'' Like 'Eknave" he
as the "clubs," where he often
n s s'high,'' which is ''low," too. If
keeps straight" he is sometimes
ush." He grows old and "bluff, y
Is a ssdeaI' of trouble, when he at
\ 4 shufies'' off his mortal coil and
hsses in his Checks" and he is
liked in by a spade" Life's game
bnded. and he waits the summons
Gabrieps trump" which shall"or-
him up"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29

NV little boy was very bad off for two
hths with diarrhea. We used various
kicines. also called in two doctors, but
hing done him any good until we used
lmberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhna
Dhedy, which gave immediate rellef ana
III cured him. consider it the best medl-
L made and conscientiously recommend 1t
IL who need diarrhRa or collie medicine.
!. Hare, Trenton, Tex. Is and 80 cent bot
fer sale by H. G Pierce, druggist
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29

the New Shortening, instead OF
lard. And this is in itself a rea-,
son why "she 1ooketh well INA
another sense, for she eats no
lard to cause poor digestion and.
a worse complexion.
COTToLENE is much better
than lard for all cooking pur--
poses, as every one who has tried
it declares. Have you tried It =
For sale everywhere.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29
BAD BLOOD

Liver complaint, biliousness, dyspepsia, sick
headache, dropsy, rheumatism, and every
species of disease arising from disordered liver,
kidneys, stomach, bowels and blood. We
guarantee every bottle of b. b. u. Should
any person be dissatisfied after using the frsf
bottle, we will refund the money on applca-
ton personally or by letter. We will also be
glad to send testimonials and information
proving the effects of B. b. b. in the above
named diseases, on application to
FOSTER, MILBURN & Co, Buffalo. NJ. X.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29
Children Cry for
Pitchers CaStoria.

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29
Children Cry for
Pitchers CastoFia.

Mrs. NJ. Schaenberger, Beaver Dam, Wis,
writes: We have used Or. Thomas Electric
Oh in our family for Coughs, Colds Group and
Rheum 9tism. It cures every time
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29

An exchange tells US Of a lady who
decided to scare her husband, who
was hard drinker, so that he would
reform To do this she procured a
costume of a devil that had been worn
at masquerade. The next time the
erring spouse came home feeling hap
py she quickly donned the costume,
and as he opened the door she step
ped forward and said in sepulchral
tones: "Come with mel am the
devil!" The result rather astonished
her, as the response that greeted her
was: s'Zat so! Shake, ol boy. I'm
your Drotherin law. I married your
sister''
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29

The first trial Of DR.. Woods Norway Pine
Syrup will satisfy any one that the lung heal
ing virtue of the pine tree has now been re-
fined into an effective and convenient cough
medicine. Sold by all dealers guarantee
of satisfaction.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29
SCROFULA

We have undoubted proof that from three to
six bottles used internally and by outward
application diluted il the skin is brokep) to
the affected parts, will effect a cure. The
great mission of B. b. b. is to regulate the
liver, kidneys, bowels and blood, to- correct
acidtny and wrong action of the stomach, and
to open the sluice ways of the systemic carry
off all clogged and impure secretioas, allow
ing nature thus TO aid recovery and remove
Without fail
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29

T:ey poulticed her feet aud pou1tfced her
head.
And biistered her back till twas smarting
a1d red,
Tried tonics, elixirs, pain killers and ana
SalveS.
Though grandma declared it was nothing
but ''narves.'')
The poor woman thought she must certainly
die,
TIL "Favorite Prescription" she happen ed
t" try
M wonder its praises SO loudly they speak:
Size grew better at once, and we'll in 81
week.
The torturing pains ard distressing ner-
vousness which accompany, at times, certain
forms of female weakness, yield like magic to
DE- Pierce's Favorite Prescription 1t is pure
!, veg eta h1e, perfectly harm less, aud adapted
to the delicate organization Of woman. 1t al
laws and su bdues the nervous symptoms and
relieves the pain accompanying functional
and organic troubles. Guarantee printed Oh
bottle wrapper, and faithfully carried out for
many years.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29
CLOSING OUT SALE.
--G-0-E-N-G W-E-S-TAs--

Iw,ll sell solid Gilt Wall Paper 22cts.. aOu-
bic roll
Two stranded solid gilt Border, acts. D I'D.
Ono.half gilt Paper, 16cts., double rotr-
Three stranded, one half gilt Bordas, Sets.
q yartb
Para giEt, t2cts., double roll.
Brown back, 8 cts. a double roll.
to>r anon bordel, CT per yd.
Starnx Rollers, q cts. each.
Sp,iag Rollers, II cts. each.
Paper Curtains with border, chs
Best OPP que Curtains, 80 and 35 cts. each.
90 ca. Jap Tea, As cts.
80 "a. Jap Tea, 20 cts.
so CT. Black L. a, 90 cts
StlcA ney and Poor's Cassias Pimento, Pep
per cts n quarter: Satin Gloss Starch, 8 cts;
Ginger, cts. Or; Rolled Oaks, % lbs. for
Sa.ea Graham Flour and Granulated Corn
Meal, 81 cts per h.; DwigAts Soda, Az cts.
per Id.
Trul's Cigar Ends. so cts. per box.
All Hardware, Patent Medicine, Ladies' and
Cost.
Jackson Corset Waist, IS cts, former price,
S1.O0.
TokoIine Corset Waist, 65 cts, forme price
80 cts.
Coroline Corset Waist, so cts, former price
sId0.
Mdme. Foys Improved Corset $1.OO, former
~. $125
Dandy Corset, 40 cts formerly so cts.
Knitting Cotton, all colors, cts. a ball.
Coats and Cfark's Machine Thread, cts
t spool
III o. obs, Including Jewelry, Hamburg,
Ices and Boots and Shoes, az lowest prices,
~ ity Considered.
h 5 Means Rusiress, a. l am going to close
out my entire stock. Any one wishing to go
into the mercantile business will do well to
call and me.
j. G.. ALLEN,
Craftsbury, W.. April %, 1893.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29

Henry & Johnson's Arnica and Oil Llnl-
bit is combined the curative properties OF
different oils, with the healing quallt1es
rnica. Good for man and animal. Every
HE Guaranteed.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29

constant A. Andrews, Chairman
nth District Committee, Charity Or
hization Society of the City of New
|rk, and a manager of the Associa-
|n for Improving the Condition of
Poor, says; Gin most cases men
come excessive drinkers because of
pleasure of excitement afford
by stimulants. Neither poverty
riches in themselves have any
no to do with the excessive drink
bit, in my judgment. 1t is natur-
haste or habit peculiar to the whole
man race to crave stimulants. The
! ing way to excess in this form OF
i ulgence arises from precisely the
he cause as our other weaknesses
h infirmities. I do not know what
! statistics of inebriate asylums
uld show, but would naturally ex-
\ t that, as the poor are in such ex-
4 $ of numbers in the community the
tument or weight of figures would
on that side. AS both vice and a
ease, 1 would certainly punish ha-
hal drunkards, and at the same
be try every means to cure them"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29

he President of the Bank of Waverly, Iowa
s: Sulphur Bitters saved my life. For ten
rs suffered from Catarrh and Liver Com
int: I lost forty-five pounds and was grow
worse rapidly. 1 had lost all faith In
Adicine, but hearing your Bitters so well
ommended, gave them trial. Six bottles
ed me.-Srlith P. Hunt, WdUerty, Ioa0d.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-05-29

send 2-cent stamps to a. p. Or way AZ CO.,
Boston. LASS, for Ucst medical work publlsheoF
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07
The Fa.hionas,ie Difference.

She-There is often vast difference
between u boor aud a bore.
He ,fishingt-And are most men either
one or the other:
She twearilyt-Well. a man is q boor
when he does not call ON us. and gener-
ally bore when he does.-Brooklyn
Eagle.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07
A Glorious victory.

Lawyer-That was a great victory OF
mine in getting that man convicted and
hanged
Layman-But everybody says the man
was innocent
Lawyer-That's just it. That's why
I'm SO proud Of it, Ii the man WAS inno-
cent. SO much the more glorious my VIC
tory. don't you see:-Boston Transcript.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07
Remedies, Forxetfnlne...

Re0edied FOrgetfMlness.
Mr.. Newcome fkissing his hostesse
There's one for mamma and one for baby
sister.
Miss Una Ware with apparent indig-
nation)EWhy. Mr.. Newcome. you for
get yourself!
Mr.. Newcome tdelightedly)-So | did.
Well. here's one for myself.
NAL Gazette
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07
PHYSICIANS.
0R. X. Il. Redo.
y PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office at W. T.. Sayagcs' Drug Store

0R. +. +. FISH.
v PHYSICIAN SURGEON AND OE>TErcuiaN
r.tAraf. Wundarzf nnd tiebIri shelferl Office M
W. T.. Savagcs Drug Store.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07

CATHOLIC Church Of the Sacred Heart Corner
Of Main and Tenth Streets. Services first and
third Sundays Of the month. High Mass nj
10 ~ Am. Sunday School at 2 20 p. m. Vespcrf
and DenedictiOn at 30 PIN.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07

METHODIST Church corner Eleventh and
Pleasant streets Services at liam. and :|Op M,
Prayer meeting Wednesday evenings
Rev. F. q. Boylan, Pastor.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07

PRESBYTERIAN Courch Corner Main Street
and Montana Avenue. Services Sundays at II
am. and 10 pm. Rev. Jno. DUNLAP Pastor
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07

EPISCOPAL Emanuel Church cor. Palmer and
Eleventh streets. Services Sunday al II am. and
; pm: Holy communion first Sunday in each
month after morning services.
Rev. j. T Pritchard, Rector
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07

]. q. d. Y. Custer LOdgee No. 49, meets in
their hall every Monday night
Sentinal Encampment meets firt and thi. ID FRI
day Of each month";
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07

k. 0f r. Crusader Lodge No. :. meets at Odd
Fellows hall on the first and third Thursdays Of
the month.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07
P0STOFFICE REGULATIONS.
MAILS CLOSE.
Northern Pacific Time Table,

LEAVE MILES CRY GpING wE,r.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07

g. a. u. Z. s. Grant Post, No. u. mee:s ut Odd
Fellows hall the first and ,ilsd Tnu ssdays
OF The month.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07
SOCIETIES.

a. =. s A. NJ. Yellowstone Lodge No. a6 meets
of each month.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07

!. q. q. r. Star OF the West meets at Masonic
ha' eve. thursday evening.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07

ALDERMEN.
fir.t Ward T.. +. Fisl. y. =. Surr.n.on.
Second Ward Thos. Gihb. W. H. Buliard.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07

A. O. U. w. Tongue River Lodge No. 3s meets
On the first and third Wednesdays Of each month d
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-03-07

.. of Y. Col. Z. Butler Camp, No. 1. meets the
second andfourti Saturdays of each month";
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-09-13
The Wild Fig Of Florida.

The wild fig tree is found at vari-
ous points along the southern coast.
being entirely tropical, and almost
every island in the Everglades con-
tains more or less of them. This is
a remarkable tree. 1t first makes
its appearance as the creeper and
seizes on the largest tree it can find,
continuing to encircle it in its
meshes until it deprives it of life,
when it feeds upon the decayed mat
ter and becomes beautiful tree.
On one Of the islands in the Ever
glades, during Gen. Harney's opera
tions, several of these large wild
fig trees were discovered, standing
about ten feet apart, which decorat-
ed the center of the island. They
had each attacked a palmetto and
one of them was dead, but the
top of the other was still blooming
in the center, although completely
surrounded. The Indian name for
the wild fig tree is "Ho-co-moth-
locco." st. Augustine News.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-09-13
Making it Right.

There seems to be such a thing
as being too kind. Monsieur Calino,
having taken room on the fourth
floor of hotel. sent for porter
and had his trunks and bags carried
up. The man then asked him for
pay for his service.
Calino is very good-hearted
person. He felt in his pockets, and
exclaimed:
How unfortunate l haven't a
sou of change"
"That's too bad, sir" said the
man, for | shan't be here tomorrow,
and so | shall lose my pay"
"Never!' said Calino, feelingly.
II never allow a service to go unre-
Quilted. You may carry the things
back down stairs at once!"
And he insisted upon the unfor-
tunate mans squaring the account
by taking the trunks and boxes
back to the place where he had got
them.-Youth's Companion.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-09-13
A Home that Suited Her.

A funny story is told of Mrs. =,
who became afflicted with the AM
erican mania for change, and
finally persuaded her husband to sell
their house and try new neighbor-
hood. He reluctantly placed it in
the hands of a real estate agent;
and one morning shortly afterward
his wife came into the room in a
state of great excitement with a
newspaper in her hnnd. 81 have
found the very thing that will suit
u.s." she exclaimed. "Do go at once
and see about it before some one
else gets ahead of usr'
The poor man, thus adjured,
hurried through his bath and dress
ing, swallowed some breakfast and
arrived in breathless state at
house agency mentioned-only to
find that the attractive advertise
ment referred to his own house!-
New York Tribune.