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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-07-30

A few SIX Chiffon Handkerchief. elegantly
embroidered dainty and delicate shade, thai
we're sold for soc, closing them cut at 22c:
Black French Kid Gloves, with colored stitch
ing; White ChamOis, with colored stiicnlng
Yellow Chamols. with white sticnlnZ, All sou al
3 l and sI.25 pair. In one lot az oyc pair.
Ladies' Fast-Black, Tan, and Gray Thread
Gloves Tor &c. a pair,
Real Lisle-Thread Gloves, fest-bIack and
colora, tor Sac. pair,
sPECIAL-Al-snk Black Faille foe dresses
69c. yard-a greet bargain.
DREss-GooDs BARGAINs-All Of tho 621a
ana Doe. Imported Wool Cheviots, your choice
for 291zc. yard. "
Our so, o.. and 75c. Imported 3o-nch-wide
Challes, all at one price, "7l1c yard.
Figured swiss. with Novelty Lace Check, was
40c yard, in this sale %6c. a yard.
Pretty Light.Blue and Pink Persian Muls, the
25c quality now 15c yard; the 3Oc. quality
nov l9c. yard.
Harriet Hubbard Ayers Rccamler Soap, that
sells for 25c. a cake, in this sale alSc.
Recamier Cream, sold at 31.1D, now 1Oc.
Recamier Moth and Freckle Lotion, sold at
SLID, now Doc.
POCKET BOOKS AND FANS.
One lot Of Pocket Books and Purses. the PICK
ing OF 25, 90 and l0c. articles for &c. choice.
One lot Of Pocket-Books and Card-Cases, tho
picking OF the SOC. assortment 2oc. cholce.
One lot Of Pocket Books, plckings Of the 75c.
and 81 assortment soc choice.
Black China silk Fans, wero SOC, now 25c.
Black Satin Fans, were Soc, now 19c.
Doublo-facod Black Satin Fans were Ell, now
Doc.
Lot OF Children'S Painted Fans. fine gauze
choice I5c
IS pieces Imitation China silk for house de-
corating, that was sold for l21e and loc yard,
down 70 55sc.
Rag Carpet. only two pieces left, lie. yard.
pieces 7jc. All-Wool Brussels Carpet at
e2$4c. yard.
Our Soc Ingram Carpet, yard wide, extra
super. during this sale 39c. yard.
Lace Curtains, Nottingham Lace, taped all
around, were Sjc. pair, nov o3c. a pair.
@ pair Real Irish Point Curtains hand run, 81
yards long, were sold AZ $3.50, now S2.79.
B.-Curta!n.Poles, four colors. Brass Trim
mings, all highly polished, complete, lSc.
Brass Curtain Chains. were 25c. for g..
pair.
1000 Ebest Opaque window-Shados, fringed,
spring rollers complete, 3Jl9c,
81 Table oil-Cloth, best made, sold at CSC,
during this sale l5c. yard.
100 rolls extra-heayy Chino Mating, usual
price 2Oc. yard. now l414c.
Our 25c quality Floor 0i-Cloih In new and
bright designs-in Al, Ga, "a width, at I9c
square yad.
Heavy Stair Oil-Coth, worth 2Oc., now 1870.
Al Chenille Table-Covers, hard TO find them
this size and this price-5Oc., value 81.
Tho cheapest and nobblest Biazer-lust the
thing for cool eVenings-sale price Sl.33, value
$3.50.
Every article adveriisod viii ma.erlalEo
Monday morning. Twill be your loss II you miss
them.
W2essNo1S- Gz% &E3to0E
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LFVY G. DAVIS.

A big stock Of Trunks ard Satchels at
prices to suit.
Whitney Baby-Cariage Sales--reduc-
ton prices continue for lev deyn Bes4
co.,. E;s;sss re q ! wv AIas -
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FLO, OtE-CA0th.

Great reductions in Floor Oil-Cloth.
Short pieces from to 6 yards, excellent
quality, 20, %, ., and 2Sc. a yard.
Table Oil-Cloth 81, the very best
made, at lie. yard.
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Ladies' Waists.
WOOL CHALLIES.

Fine Wool Challies which We sold n
the season 1t IS and Zoe. now 1914
Irish Lawns. Sc. syard.
Storm Serges. blue and black. 50
inches vide, 35c.--real value 62ic =
yard.
Every article OF Summer Goods. such
as Mulls, Tissues, SC, at50c, on the doll
lar. SC. buys goods worth 16ic
Remember our sale Of Blankets You
do not need them Just now. but the time
viii soon be hero when yen Will But
then they viii be much hishsx.
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Ba6y-Ca1aaaees.

Your choice of - handsome Baby
Carriages-tho very best makes and
nicely upholstered-at cost prices. They
must be sold. We need tho room for
our stock OF carpets, which we are re-
ceiving now.
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nusINEss opponruNIrIrs.

kOR SALE, THE BEST 75.BARREL
hOLLEh-hILL Ia vhginia, nov doing
80 Dosiboss. Mil located on Norfolk and
"'l'eih railroad, at csasaok, Va. Eve miles
81 % Roanoke city. Owners health has given
sV hih sell ono half or whole. Building
Gee AZ xs,,.s: 81. @sshiPs { y ssss'a;sc.
sss <. n W
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One lot Of Mems % and SOC. suspsnisrs. silk
ends, drawn supports, patent buckles. Choice
for I4c Il mir

One lot OF Mems % and SOC. Suspsniors. silk
ends, drawn supports, patent bucKles. Choice
Tor l4c. poir.
Automatic Lace-Bacs suspendcr, 1ne silk web,
that sold for 81 and zoe. Choice oOc.
Tho 50c. Mems Nockues, Tecks and Four-ln-
Hands, light and dark styles. Choice OF any OF
them %5c.
Mems Cream sash-Belts down to 10c.
A cohciomeration OF about 800 dozen Mems
Handkerchief. coorcd borders, white en-
broiderod and plain, usual price 3o 20, and
2Oc. each. sale Price l211c. ---
+ Mons Tape-Hommed Handkerchiofs, tull size,
394c. each.
Entiro assortment Of Wash Ties for Necligee
wear for men ana boys, wero % to oOc Now
foc SOC.
Mems Fine Underwear. Finest Summer Un-
derwear that can be bought.
Cream Lise-ThTcad, were Toe, now DOC.
Tan Lisle- Thread, were 81 now Toe
Fancy-Strlpe Lisle-Ihroad, were IL, now
Zoe.
Fancy-stripe Silk, wero $3.50, now $3.50
Cream, four-thread, pure elk, wero 90, no"
$3.50.
Mems best Pepperen Jeans Drawers, tho
usual price all over is DOC. par. Now 311fc.
Mons Negligoe Shirts, canvas, crepe cloth, all
so at 3oc .-
Our 73c. Negligoe Shirts in this sale for 59c.
Every Laundored Yogligoe Shirt that was sold
at e., s1.75, and $3.50, choice for 81.
Fine solid Blue Madras Laundered Negllgee
Shirts that were sold for Sl.25 for Zoe
Lot of Boys Turke--Rcd Percale Shirt Waists
that sold for soc. reduced TO 25c.
Boys PIeated-Bosom White Shirt Waists,
linen collar and cu1s, were 69c., DOVE 70 39c.
LADIES' sHIRT-wAIsTS
in Percales, Calico, Chambray, Gingham. light
md uht
pleated, rufTled all 90 at the small sum OF 2Bc.
Boys' Cheuot lord Fauntleroy" Waists,
sizs5 to II years, not one sold for less than
some in fino white lawn, wide rufIlos &C., &C.,
that wsro sl.50. 81 20, and 81, now DOC.
Ladies' Waists. bishop sleeves, rufled collar
and cuffs. in lawns, percales, neat stripes, tho
prettiest Doc. Waist ever sold. During this sale
371Rc.
Ladies' Scotch Plaid Gngham Waists, very
stylish, that were sold for 81, now 70c.
Al the Fine White Lawn Waists, with neat
trimming that sold Tor $3.50, s2.25, 81, now
$L2j.
Nagy-Biue Figured Pongeo Waists, nobby
styles, that we're 500, down TO sl.5O.
Job lots Of r. & G. Corsets, sizes % TO 80, FOR
SOC.
our tl.5O r. 81 g. Corsets. sizes Is to 25. for
sl.14.
s,lk.stitched White Corsets closing oct sizes
Is. 10, u, % "a, 25 26, %, for 29c
TIE Clara long waist French woven, for
70c
These prices hold good this sale ONLY.
A lot OF odd -and-end Corsets, choice 33c.
In tho Fancy Work Department a 10. of dats
Squares, Tabe-COvers. stamped painted. and
embroidered, none of which sold for less than
Doc, 81 10 $3.50, choice 2jc.
Ladies' Pure Linen Hnndkerchiefs, sod for
1919, nov 6l9c.
500 very sheer Linen Cambria Handkerchief,
hemstItcned. embroidered, drawn thread. that
we're sold Tor % and lSc, down TO 61sc. each.
Tl2e>zxpHS- EZM %Z2kooM
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Carpet Department
will be ready by September 1st with
everything new and desirable. Don't
buy before seeing our stock. III you
want your Carpets sooner come in. We
always have good assortment in the
house. Our stock will be the largest
and the selections the best ever shown IN
this city.
We have made reductions in every
line of goods. Come IN and buy. The
more you buy now the more money you
save.
Special values 10 our Shoe Depart
ment, too. See the Oxford Dongola
and the White Canvas Ties at 75c. the
regular selling prices ere sl.25. sl.5O,
and Sl.75.
Summer Stock is marked at closing
out prices.
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Handsome Taffeta Silks, with brilliant
colored cross bars, reduced from Sl.50
to 81. 10 a yard.
Extra Weight Double-W Warp Plaid
Silks reduced from 1926 to 75c. yard.
Light and Dark Ground Figured
China Silks reduced from 81 to G9c. o
yard. ~ :,
Colored-Stripe Wash Silks reduced
from rs TO 45c. yard.
Double Warp Black-and-G Striped
Surah Silks reduced from 81 to $50. q
yard.
Figured Drapery Silks, handsome de-
signs, reduced from 65 to 4Sc. a yard.
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aa Utca l0-4 sneeung salo pgico
.aFHfA
... 1.y l0-a slco'ing 2is yards wide.
.t tt.s sale 1850. o yard.
~ ,<elL5- E,l<I zSZ2Soc:Z
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.fAL MENTlON.-pure Linen. Convent
Y.llow-C asses, hemsiifchct, only 44c. each.
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...- r.n Towels, soft finished. ~ yards
..... former price 60c Reduced price,
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II Woo 'IlV-'III'O 4'1N'"s' to 'III7
be-. yard.
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. Iinon 3O-t Shooting, IN romnauis Of "
auEths, 81 Gee. yard
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Let's read this carefully, but beio
.... ...i articles we are GIVING Avs
.r.,s Towels. soft finished. ~ yards
.... former price 60c- Reduced price,
.,,h Towels. long nap. ~ Yards long,
log ur.-o a1c. Reduced prico. l9t1c.
-..u 4owcls. ~. yards long, is-yard
r-,o e1c. Hciucec price, l4ltc.
.--. s9I striped Turkish Towels that
..- -r, lluos thh safe lfye,
.sosruui,ur" Linen, comprising 4
4 :,.ns-all that so.d for 30. 40, 30,
Ir.f rc uccd - NC. yard.
...... ...r.meEt Of Check aud sirpe
....... 1 ircaos wide, former price 2bc.
tIr-., Io'f-
81 .. .a,v-B.s, Ou-Boued Cardinal Table
..., '1rjet. forme. price osc. yard.
li... '@r
.......l Iabs Damask, warranted fast
.....s n.lc former price 4Oc. Now
... ~ olr 90, IS. aud Soc. IRISH and
Ite pauasks FOR J*}sc. yard.
i!eqcheI anI UnDlcarhed Table
.... .n..t 20 patterns. During this sale
... mo Satin Damask Nepkins, stripe
4 .. ranged, former prico lOc. Reduced
----------------------
...,.t miston French Flannel that was
|--. rol1'od - 5lsc.
.... ....ga French Oreandie. with white dots
.. .- tIs was sod Rt 4Or., reducoi 10
.aFa.A
r...tu.t swiss, sold during the season at
ag.-4 E ilrei pri,e'ls5Ac.
r....r,.~- our entire stock Of choice pat
g.. ... .H1.ios. yaIr cnoico for 2;sc. a yard.
.I.-t.i scotch Cambria. ia s1ld navy, tan,
NUe, former price lJc. Reduced prico,
..- Nazas,Ior- 100 pieces Figured
... -;ai co.of-. NoW rs. yaf1.
.a4a.syi Wash Goods, choice for 49ic. a
...... .s,t ~ our genuine Irish Lawns that
I.l sold rlyut along at 12}5c. yard.
...-. s,rI u our summer GinFhams, black
... .... IrruIcf, no matter whether l21e,
... -.e quality, so for &c. yard.
.. t...es uewly-s-lc.tel outing ylannols.
.... t.,oa Gia.nam., positively every pat
... f..'Ese SOLD for s, -. yard, your choice
ftrL
.i.-,hs best Apron Cneck made--in
.... ... Green. tan, Sc. that sells for l21s,.
..... r. iI-ed 90 G'sc. yard.
... carolina Solid South Piaids at acc. n
..-.s po1ble-Ciith Feather Ti,kinss, in
..e .olor-. Price thi3 sale, ldc yard.
.,e- wide Gluc-Strlpe Ticking. Price this
o. .. ne. q yard.
...IAL MENTlON.-pure Linen. Convent
tIl1w-C ases hems.iichcd, only 44c each.
a Linen ;0-s shcetinr. in romuauis Of @lG-
! .auFths, 81 Gee. yard
Iv-NaJe Sheets, 2lb wards long. made Of
.I-.- -ttc-I 4.u ' Shooting, casa ono bear
...l lotaafne AZ Gfc. oach. y. B.--Sell- ut
...sari. Xou can calculate how cheap
-a.r.s are no 80 each.
.a Jt.ca lO-4 sneeung. sale price
.ayifl
.... l.y 100 SLeo'ing 2i1 yards wide.
I...t tt.s sale 1880 yard.
M ,,e>Lki- L,I<n 1SZ2tpcCZ
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c0lorS; MONDAY al sc. ydiu' ihc
usual I214c.
A closing sale of Black Dress
Goods is infinitely more interesting
than any summer-stuff unloading,
for not one of these offerings but
is as good for autumn service as
| now.
CamersHair suiting, Prestley's, 43-inch' Soc
from Sl.43.
Silk ARP Henrietta 7hc from VI si.Eo from
si.5a-this Is 4B-inch.
Pricstle7's Brocades and fancy wsaves, with
the Melrose effects, 7oc. from ~ and el:So'
Warp Clay Diagonal, al from sI.fO[
from ,he makers Of the Noncompliance
LanscOwne.
Batiste, 62i5 from Soc.
Ati-WOol Hopsacking at 39c.
20 French Dress Lengths 10 SIX anu ' Mooi
Mixtures, Brocades. Bengalines, and Eping-
lines. any al 80 tho pattern; imported 10 sen
at sl6 aud $40.
An-Wool AlDatross--in white, Nile, blue, pun,
and heliotrope-25c.
second Counter-Main Aisle.
The closing out of Cotton Dress
Stufs goes merrily on at ratios as
sc. to I2Hc.; I21c. to 25c.
Remnants of Cotton Dress Stuffs
will be getable all this week.
Rear Counters-Main Aisie'
Monday night should see the last
| BABY-CARRIAGE sold for this
season. You pay exactly hall the
marked price.
Ono fourth Of any LAMP Of any description
In the house.
A WATER-CoOLER may be dear or cheap Al
$3.50, bat when the best s-ga.ion ones YOU
/ ever saw-nnd which have beon s3.oU-go ~
ea.35 It's tune Tor prompt action
Morris tribune., 1893-07-05
The Great Napoleon In Passion.

never saw Bonaparte in such wrath
as when he learned his brother Lucien
had married at Senlis the widow of Jou-
berthon, Paris broker. He ordered me
to send for the notary and tell him to
bring his register. When the notary ar
rived, took him to ST. Cloud at 8 in the
morning. Here is word for word the
dialogue between the first consul and
the notary: "Was it you, sir, who reg
istered my brothers marriage?' eyes,
citizen first consul" "Were you una
ware, then, that he was my brother?"
''No, citizen first consul" 'Did you not
know that my consent was necessary to
the validity of the act?" II do not
think so. Your brother has long been
Of age. He has filed high posts. He
has been a minister and ambassador.
He has no father. Ee is free to marry"
"But he has "a mother whose consent
was necessarily 'No, he is of age and a
widower." "But I am sovereign, and
as such my consent was necessary"
"You are a sovereign only for 10 years,
and your family is not bound to you"
'Show me the marriage register" ''Here
it is" The first consul read it and in
shutting the book was very near tearing
the page. ''I shall annul it." ''That
will bo difficult, for it is carefully drawn
up" ''Be off with you" The notary re-
tired without having for moment lost
his composure.-Chaptals' Memories of
Napoleon"
Morris tribune., 1893-07-05
Tho ELLIOTT Sale.

The epoch making sale was that of tht
elliott collection in 1872-Gillott with
two "l's' and two "t's"; ''all others are
fraudulent counterfeits," as one used tt
read on tho steel pen boxes of other days
A good, homely creature was the levia
than steel pen maker, Who captiyated
the great Turner in the crankiest of his
moods and tanned him by the music oi
crisp thousand pound notes.
"What will yon take for the lot?" was
traditionally the penman's question al
he glanced in real awe around the great
artists studio, where paintings were
stacked rs IL in brokers' shop
"Thirty thousand pounds" growled
the artist, who might have been the
brokers' man as far as appearance went.
elliott sat down to count out the notes
without another word. But Turner
stopped him. 1t was no deal, said the
artist, yet the man with the notes might
have few. And the penmaker carried
off some of the best pictures in triumph.
And now these priceless Turner's were
exhibited at Christie's, where all the
world focked to see them, with other
fine pictures Of the modern school. 1t
was just then q high tide of commercial
prosperity, and Pactolus seemed to have
been turned into the British isles, and
everybody, with the exception Of an un.
important 30,00O,000 or SO, had plenty Of
money, and instructed by the high prices
that ruled at the elliott sale made
haste to invest it in pictures. All the
Year Round.
Morris tribune., 1893-07-05
A Radical Reform.

At the last dinner of the Dartmouth
club Professor Hardy described the only
serious collision he had ever had will
any member of his many classes.
An undergraduate came into the lee
ture room one day clad in an outra
geously wild and woolly costu1ne-to wit
cowhide boots with trousers tucked intc
their tops, flannel shirt, no necktie Of
coat and only one suspender Professor
Hardy, after the close of the recitation
spoke to him about his attire, rightly
enough thinking that tho principles o1
ethics were quite as important as those
of mathematics.
The next time the class met the young
man appeared armed cap-a-pie in what
Mr.. Hardy called "all the concomitants
of modern civilization"-dress suit, pat.
ent leather shoes, white tie, boutonniera
and, in short, all the ''fxings."
81 had never seen" said Mr.. Hardy,
"a more remarkable instance of turning
the other cheek when the one had been
smitten."
However, the young man probably
felt, as a few minutes afterward he stood
at the blackboard endeavoring to explain
somewhat advanced problem which
the professor craftily set for him, and
which in the best of circumstances was
likely to consume a considerable amount
Of time, that evening clothes were not
very well adapted to the ordinary affairs
Of this workaday world. Boston Her
aid
Morris tribune., 1893-07-05
An AI1igator's Nest.

Alligators' nests resemble haycocks
more than anything else to which they
can be compared. They average about
feet in height and about 5 feet in di-
ameter and are constructed of grasses
and herbage. First the mother gator
deposits one layer Of eggs on mortar
like floor, and having covered this with
a stratum Of mud and herbage about s
inches thick lays another set of eggs
upon that, and so on to the top, there
being commonly from 100 to 200 eggs in
a nest. With their tails the parents then
beat down the tall grass and weeds to
prevent the approach Of unseen enemies.
The female watches her eggs until they
are Matched by the heat of the sun and
then takes her brood under her own care,
defending them and providing for their
subsistence.
Dr.. Lutzemburg of New Orleans once
packed one of these nests for shipment
to st. Petersburg, but the young Matched
out before they were started on the long
voyage and were kept about the doc
tors premises, running all over tho house,
up and down stairs, whining like young
puppies. s.-Harrison's Monthly.
Morris tribune., 1893-07-05
Lost half q Million.

Lord Granville, who died in 1916, with
a great reputation for courtliness of
manner, held for many years the post Of
ambassador at Paris, and the only objec-
ton which could with any show of plaus-
ibility be brought against him while
holding that conspicuous post was that
he was sometimes inclined to be indo-
lent. He was addicted to play and of.
ten ran over to London for little of his
favorite amusement at Crockford's,
Whites or Graham's, but almost as fre-
quently returned to the French capital
with the loss of a considerable sum of
money. He was one of the four noble
men who lost $5G0,000 at Crockford's in
one night, his companions in misfortune
from tho ranks of peerage being Lord
Chesterfield, Lord Foley and Lord Sef-
ton. Still, in spite of all his losses, Lord
Granville left behind him 10 less a sum
in cash than $500, OC0.-Exchange.
Morris tribune., 1893-07-05
Like Siarn ESQ Twins.

The Nankin correspondent of Shang-
hal paper says: "a Tianwasi man came
to this city, bringingwith him a remark
able freak of nature in the shape of his
two sons, aged 8 years. The boys were
alike in face and form, but they are con-
nected with each other by piece of flesh
as thick as mans arm and joined to-
gether just below the waist, making the
twins stand face to face. The twins
never fall asleep at the same time"
Morris tribune., 1893-07-05
Resigning From, the Militia.

There are ways of getting out of the
national guard before ones time is up,
and it is not always necessary to acquire
a chronic illness or remove from the state
or become convict to find those ways.
A young man who recently joined the
guard applied for dismissal at the end OF
his sixth week of service. He did not
give his reasons, but the officers learned
that he wanted to get out because his
best girl had told him that uniform was
not becoming to him. He was dropped
from the rolls with dizzying suddenness.
New York Sun.
Morris tribune., 1893-07-05

aTr. Ezry Griggs Finds Out just Where
Uncle Isaac 'sIsa Little Yeak.0

rTr. Ezry GrIggs Finds Out just Where
Uncle Isaac ia Little Weak"
"'Most everybody'g got some tetchy
pint. Now, amt that so, mother?" In
quired Mr. Griggs of his wife. "It docs
appear So" assented Mrs. Griggs. "An
tho wust ont is We can't allus keep 'em
in your mind" continued Mr.. Griggs
dolefully. There's some folks that
don't want t. hey ye speak o. their age,
an there's others that buffers t. hev ye
mention it. There's those that want t
be told they're lookin hearty, an others
that's kind O. put out if SO beye mention
that they seem t. be enj'yin good health.
"There's people that's got t. be let
alone allus before they've fed up, an
there's them that don't want ye to pass q
word to 'enl after their meals till things
is digested an they've he'd q nap.
"Theres folks that can't bear loud
talkin. an others that soft speakin puts
in fidget. Some don't want ono thing
spoke of, an some another, an the same
with eatin. Ireclect a man once that
was all put out with anybody t hap
pened t mention strawberries cause they
p'isoned him, an so It's. EYerybody's got
some sech notion, an it's morn mortal
creetur's el1al to keep the run of email
What's the partic'lar matter nowY
asked long suffering little Mrs. Griggs.
"Why, it's Uncle Isaac," said Mr..
Griggs in an aggrieved tone.
"You amt interrupted of him tellin
story, hev you, Ezry?" inquired his wife,
"Well, yes, persume t. say hev,'
replied Mr.. Griggs. "He was relatin t
me story Of his far1nin days out in Idy
no, an he was pooty well excited up ovel
tellin about some kind Of an an NAL that
was prowlin around the place once, an
he was sayin:
An late that night went out, hear
in q noise, an jest in front Of the big ma
pie tree l see an says, VAST suga1
maple, Uncle Isaacr fer I wanted t pic
ter it ackerate in my mind.
IAN, if you'll b'lieve he, he jest looked
at me fit t. snap my head of an shut his
mouth tight, an | don't cal'late sh'll
ever know what that animal was, nol
notkin. An twas simple 'nough ques.
ton; now, want it, LuizyY' asked Mr..
Griggs plaintiVely.
81 reckon that was what Uncle Isaac
thought" remarked his better half with
some vigor as she slapped an iron on the
stove.
Mr.. Griggs looked at her doubtfully
for a moment and then shufied out Of
the kitchen, muttering Gs he went, ''It
was a real simple question, but thereI
most folks hev got their tetchy p'ints, an
'tain't any use denyin it."-Yo Youth's Com.
roTioY
Morris tribune., 1893-07-05
Last fall I was taken i'll with kind

Last fall I was taken i'll with kind
of summer complaint, accompanied
with wonderful diarrhoea. Soon
after my wife's sister, who lives with
us, was taken in the same way. We
used almost everything without bene-
fit. Then said, let us try Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy, which we did, and that
cured us right away. l think much
of it as it did for me what it was re-
commended to do. John Hertzler,
Bethel, Barks Co., Pa. 25 and Scent
bottles fcr sale by Hulburd & Co.
Morris tribune., 1893-07-05

Benevolent Party: My man, don't
you think fishing is cruel sport9
Fisherman: Cruel9 Well should
say so. | have sat here six hours and
have not had bite, been nearly eat
up by mosquitoes, and the sun has
parboiled the back of my neck.
Benevolent Party: Pou should
have bottle of Krause's German Oil
1t would not only drive the mosquit-
oes away, but would be soothing and
healing to your blistered neck. For
sale by Fritz Buckentin.
Morris tribune., 1893-07-05

Krause's Headache Capsules unlike
many remedies are perfectly harmless.
They contain no injurious substance,
and will stop any kind of headache,
will prevent headaches caused by over
indulgence in food or drink late at
night. Price twenty-five cents, for
sale by Fritz Buckentin druggist.