Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-07-17
A Million Friends.

friend indeed, not less than one Million peo-
pie have found just such friend in DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs, and Colds.-If you have never used
this Great Cough Medicine, one trial will con-
vince you that it has wonderful curative pow
ers in all diseases of Throat, Chest and Lungs,
Each bottle is guaranteed to do all that is
| claimed or money will be refunded. Trial bot
| ties free at H. c. Pierce's Drug store. Large
bottles soc. and $1.OO.
Two Friends meet.-First Friend
Oh-er-Jarvis, would you mind pre-
tending to pick quarrel with me, and
just giving me a push, you know?
want to test the pluck of this big dog
of mine"
MAKING any money these days?"
asked Hicks of the mill -owner. "Hard-
ly any, said the other. eve are be-
ginning to realize the truth Of the old
saying that it takes ten mills to make
cent?
A boarder at Kennebunkport writes
us that she went to the circulating IL
| brary, and asked if they had the ''Let-
tiers of Jane Welsh Carlyle,' and re-
ceived the reply: "You get 'em at the
post office"
For lame back or for pain in the side
chest, try saturating piece of flannel with
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and binding it on
to the affected parts. This treatment will
cure any ordinary case in one or two days.
Pain Balm also rheumatism. so cent
bottles for sale by II. c. Pierce, Barton, VT.
"Summer's comm, sure" said
Hodge to his wife. "Haouw do you
know?' "Got a letter from Cousin
John down to the city, askin' us to
come down for day or two. Johns
maxim ready to be asked up here"
Tea and coffee are well termed lux
uries of the grocer kind.
misstep will often make cripple for life.
A bottle of Henry & Johnson's Arnica and Oil
Liniment at hand, will not prevent the mis-
step, but used Immediately it will save being
a cripple.
The world is full of people who are
rich because they couldn't sell out
when they wanted to.
Does Irvington have a carriage
since he got married? Oh, yes, see
him wheeling it most every day.
Of course you read the testimonials fire.
quently published in this paper relating to
Hoods Sarsaparilla. They are from reliable
people state simple facts, and beyond a doubt
that Hoods Cures. Why don't you try this
medicine? Be sure to get Hoods.
Constipation, and all troubles with the di-
gestive organs and the liver, cured by
Hoods Pills. Unequalled as dinner pill.
"How do you like your new placer"
sDon't like it; If I don't do things
right, they'll get another boy, and if
1 do do things right, they'll keep me
doin' 'em."
Drowning Man-Do throw me life
belt. Passenger ca tailor)-Most hap
Ply to oblige you. What size around
the waist, please?
Mamma-Oh, dear! I can't find ba-
by's picture book, and I've looked ev-
erywhere for it. Papa-Never mind,
give him the morning paper.
And is the air healthy here? asked a
visitor at mountain resort. Excel
lent, sir. One can become a centina-
rian here in a little while.
For burns, scalds, bruises and all pain and
soreness of tbs flesh, the grand household
! remedy is DR.. Thomas Eclectric Oil. Be sure
you get the genuine.
How was it Miggs had to pay dol
lar for a cup of coffee? Well, YOU
know he shutters and they charged
ten cents for every time he repeated
the word coffee.
"I never knew any one who hated
mankind in general as Binkles does.o
said one student to another. "Hum.
That explains his purpose in taking
up the profession of dentistry