The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-20
Saw the sights with Train.

/ A fat man IN light suit OF clothes and
wearing gold trimmed spectacles stood de
| jectedly at Thirty-ninth street and Cottage
Grove avenue at I o'clock last night. says the
| Chicago Herald
Toughest day I ever put in," he said
YEARLY.
Been out to the fairY" asked a young fel,
low who sat astride fireplug.
Been at the fart" exclaimed the fat man
With some show Of life. Been at the fsir'
| Yes, I've been there and wish IL would shut
up and go out Of business"
Somebody rob youg'
Possibly, but l. m not kicking about that I"
Lose your pass?"
No; never had one''
Music upset youf"
NO and IL never will. You see 1 have
been out all day with that George Francis
! Train. Look at this pocket. Nothing in It
1ut Train autographs and opinions on every
tnlng on GODS earth. Look at this hat
smashed In a crowd where Train was talking
| about cosmos and something else that begins
Win p. Haven't had time TO wash or eat
/ Train doesn't eat and he wouldn't let me eat.
When suggested sandwich he suggested
that we walk through the wooded island. and
When mentioned beer he talked about cos
mos ana That thing that begins with p. I'll
pet nave walked 700 miles to-day. I've been
everywhere except home, Visited every
in Hammond.
Where is Train now?"
on, l don't know, just left him to shift
Tor himself. got him on a cable train as far
as mere and then / left him. He wasn't on
the car ten minutes before he had told every
body who was and what he had done since
he was born. He built more railroads on the
'front.' end OF the grip than Gould ever heard
OF, and then he talked about Mobilfer who
ever he may be, and about razzaw and how
ne tIraln) galloped round the world and the
way he became president OF the Murderous
CIub OF the Toombs in New York. Out in
Midway he broke through the fence of the
Java village and began believing some sort
or rot to the natives. Then he dragged me
up into mtnaret and told me was full of
cosmos and that thing that begins with D.
When he got down he wanted to ride camel
into the temple. Then he dragged me back
10 Java and talked to the big ape there. He
said he could do it, and guess he did, for the
monkey Just rolled over against the bars of
his cage and said 'Ack, ack.' On the car
Train removed the vegetables from his but
tonhole and cried OUT The fair is a gf-
gantlc success Wednesday 10000: Thurs
day 10000; Friday little off, Saturday 146,-
w. Cosmos New York is deaded'n a mack
erel'"
"A man in the last seat came forward and
laid his hands upon Mr.. Train.
citizen.
Then there was fight. See that lump on
my }awY l tried to say something, and this
ninth street left the cable train and the
other Train as well. Where is he? don't
know. The last thing he said to me was this:
talr gigantic SUGGEST New York be ID.
must stutter In an earthquake. 1t is free
OF tmeYeS. started the first packet TO Eng
land. own Omaha. Eat cheese Meat
makes man turn green. Don't be- green.
Good night cosmosi'
Now, that is what have had to-day. I'm
going home and run the risk OF my wife ask
ing me If have gone into the milk business
IL about the time those can fellows get
around isn't it?"