Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1893-06-10
Sprlnkles of Spice.

and that settles the price. Lowell
Courier
The com batants in the piano war
| should hold the fortes --Philadel-
phia Record.
For the organ-grnder it's short
street that has no turning. -Phila-
delphia Times.
JACK HARDUP-Is there any cure
| for love? Lovina Cottage-Oh, yes;
the gold cure. Puck. 4v
The oyster is a humble creature.
1t Is content to begin life at the bot
tom.-Yonkers Statesman.
ERERY boy would rather run the
lawn mower next door than the one
| at home. -Atchson Globe.
THE shrewd spectacle dealer a.
ways endeavors to keep his customers
in sight Buffalo Courier.
So MANY newly married people
| whom the papers say are to be envied
don't look so.-AtchiSbn Globe.
GOOSE eggs have been picked up
out in Shackleford County almost as
large as l-stones--Dallas News.
The men who gather up the collec-
tions are expected to take at least
passing interest in religious matters.
AFTER all, murmured the artist,
perhaps the ideal figure has dollar
mark in front of Washington
Star.
YOUNG King Alexander signalized
his entrance into politics by captur-
ing the primaries indianapolis
News.
II is odd how railroad contractors
creditors feel safest when they know
he is making tracks. - Buffalo
Courier.
DOES he write to you regularly
since you became engaged?" "No;
sometimes l only get one letter
| day."-Life.
IT is not so strange that the sea
breaks on the shore-the sailors gen.
orally do the same thing Cleveland
Plain-Dealer.
ALL that has been said so Var
against the crinoline is nothing. JUST
wait and see the wind blow it up
Buffalo Courier.
| Miss SNIPPIT-Men are such foolsl
Miss Darley-Ah, who has proposed
TO you now, dear? Browning King
& Co.'S Monthly.
1T seems" said the barber that
my whole life is to be spent getting
| IF inf -
Washington Star.
THERE seems to be more in heaven
and earth and in our drinking water
than is dreamt Of in our philosophy,
Chester (Pa.) News.
THERE are accidents that are Pc
| culiar to the seasons. The balloonist
gets the worst of it in the fall
BiDghamton Leader.
PROBABLY not all poStmasters will
be removed this summer, but those
who remain may count upon an early
| fall. Lowell Courier.
The SHIRT-l'm completely done
I'D every few days The Peanut
| Poor fellow! But | am continually
roasted. Pittsburg Bulletin.
This is what | call solid comfort, "
was the remark of the young husband
when he partook Of his wife's first
sponge cake.-Boston Gazette.
IT is natural enough after all that
an athlete should mount the ladder
of fame more rapidly than does the
average mau.-Detroit Free Press.
IT shows better discipline to have
parents take after their children than
it does to see the children taking
after their parents Rochester Demo
crat.
SINCE the introduction Of type
setting machines, with seats for the
operators, the printers trade has lost
a great deal OF its standing. Troy
Press.
A GERMAN student wrestling with
the English language rendered text
as fellows: "The ghost is willing, but
the meat is feeble. Educational
News.
A YOUNG man with pushing quail
ties can always get something TO do,
enif 1t is nothing better than en-
gineering lawn-mower. Buffalo
Courier.
TIMD VIsIToR--Isn't that water
unhealthy? Chicago Landlord
What? That water, sir, Is filed with
life and strenRth.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
EVERY time there is stormy
weather Plunkey goes on spree.
But he couldn't do IL II he didn't lay
up something for a rainy day. -Bos-
ton Transcript.
MGLKMAS alphabetically - The
milk Is little blue this morning
Mrs Housekeeper-lt must be think
ing how eyerlastingly poor II is get
ting Troy Press.
punRs L never saw such man TO
exaggerate as that man Brown IS
lie oyefdraWs everything. hohhs-
Yes. sir. even his bank account
Detroit Frce Press
pVK hushand il very much inter.