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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19
FLASHES OF WIT.

A Sprinkle OF Spice.
Six editors are making
For the Worlds Fair with fuss,
And they've labeled their exhibits:
What the folks are owing u.s.
Atlanta Constitution.
She said farewell to that young man;
Ii seems 10 do no good.
Her father came and said 1t once
And then he understood.
Washington Star
"Smithkins deyotes his time to direct
ing the footsteps Of the aged and IN
firm"
Good for him. How does he do it?'
''Bosses the STRENGTHENING gang. -
Detroit Tribune.
swell, Willie, do you remember the
collect This morning.?
Dol? Well, rather. Pa dropped the
plate right over the register in the mid
die aisle. Pll never forget that" Har-
per's Bazaar.
She-Are you acquainted with Mrs.
TOnton?
He-Notintimately. but have spoken
with her.
Sne-Met her at some reception or
party?
He-No; 1 am the floor-walker at
Tating & Biasfold's. - Boston Tran
script
Helm nearly worried to death
about getting present for an old rich
uncle who is about 10 have his golden
wedding. Pm nearly broke, you
know.
Shelf l were you. I'd send him the
golden rule.-Smith, Gray d Co.'s
Monthly.
Prospect Heights-Don'tyo you find that
the trolley cars affect your watch?
Parkley Fronter-No, | haven't no
ticed if.
p. H:-That's strange; how do you ac-
count for il?
p. F.-WeIl, you see, only carry the
ticket.-Lite.
"Why did you kill your wife,"
because at the altar i promised to
love, honor and obey her till death did
US part, and, rather than break my
word, shot her.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Clergyman examining a Sunday
school class)-Now. can any one OF you
tell me what are sins of omission? Small
Scholar-Please, sir. they're sins you
ought to have committed and haven't
Tit Bits.
'What's become of your hooking
bird. Dawson?"
lit killed itself"
Indeed. For what reason?7
disappointed ambition. IL tried to
mock German street band last sum-
mer and couldn't. "-Harper's Bazaar.
when shall call you darling:"
The question made her blush;
But smiling she responded:
~ hen I've u royal flush
Kansas City Journal.
Inspector lat the penitentiary)-I I'M
derstand that measles broke out three
days ago.
Warden-Yes; but the guards caught
them Puck.
SIS that man there a sculptor or a sur
geon?"
II don't know. Why?''
II heard him say he had been doing
football player in plaster. "-lndianapo-
lis journal.
Customer-Why do you refer to this
folding bed as ''she?'
Clerk-BecauSe, sir, there is no dam
ger of its shutting up.-Detroit Free
Press.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19
DEATH Of A HIGH ROLLER.

The death of Squire ABINGDON BAIRD
furnishes something for moraliZatiOn.
He has departed at the unIimely age of
thirty-one. when, if there is anything in
the claim for the life that he chose. he
should have lived to an old age. He
had the misfortune to have fallen heir
to 5000, co., His father was SO wealthy
that he once drew his check for S10,-
100000 to settle the failure OF bank OF
which he was the principal stakeholder.
1t is claimed for the young man that he
did not lead a life of dissipation, and
that he was only devOtee to the prize
ring. He was decidedly the latter, and
there is enough to show that he was
given to late hours and much drink, if
not drunkenness.
The plea Tor the prize ring IS that it
encourages physical sports which are
healthful. The records OF the prize
ring have long since exploded the idea
that prize fighters are long-lived. The
great majority of them die before the
prime of manhood. The pugilist draws
upon every physical resource in his
fitting for a contest, and, with rare eX-
ce ,tions, when the contest is over he
quits his exercises and INDUCES in dis
sipdtion. The best authorities upon
physical exercise as a promoter of
health tell us that entertaining is even
worse than 10 training, and that the
benefits lie in proper amount of exer-
else kept up daily through life. Every
one should go through daily code OF
calisthenics which draws into use every
muscle in the body. Such a practice is
the greatest promoter of longevity
known.
But it is not in the excessive training
of the prize ring alone that the evil lies.
The sport is revolving to the higher in
stincts of mankind, aud the devOtees
are those who have given supremacy to
their lower qualities. ABINGDON BAIRD
lived in an atmosphere beneath his nat
ural standing, and he followed the gross
tendencies of his surroundings. He has
paid the penalty, as many another like
him has done.
There is another feature to this. He
was the son Of an indulgent millionaire.
1t is a pitiable truth that a majority of
the sons of the rich and prominent 90 to
the dogs. There is one notable excep-
ton to this rule in America. The VAN
DERBILTS reGGirs their children to
begin at the bottom and show what they
can &C for themselves. And everybody
knows the result. Old Commodore
VANDERBILT placed his son WILLIAM
IN bank when he was mere boy, in.
structing the officials to pay him nc
more salary than if he were the son of 6
poor man, and to hold him as rigidly tC
the rules. The boy was compelled tC
support himself upon his income. Aft
er he had served two years he wanted
TO go to Europe, but, when he learned
that his salary would not go on during
his absence, he would not go.
The prize ring is demoralizing, moi
only to character, but to health. The
sooner it is wiped out of existence the
better for humanity.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19
TODAY,s WEATHER..

WASHINGTON. March 1S.-For Minnesota;
Fair. preceded by light SHOWS tonight Ill
southeast portion; variable winds; warmer
In northwest portion. For Wisconsin,: Light
local SHOWS. probably followed by fair wealth
or: variable winds. For Iowa: Generally
fair. preceded by light local SHOWS; variable
winds. For South Dakota: Local SHOWS TO-
night followed by clearing weather; warmer
in northwest portion; north winds, hecom-
ing variable. For North DakoJa and Mon
lama: Fair: warmer; northwest winds.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19
The New Secretary Of the
Interior Has Plenty Of
Energy,
And Proposes to Learn All
About His Great Field
OF Labor.
Representatives Of the West
r and South Preparing to
Act Together.
Congressman Boon Not a Tin
sci King--Gossip Of the
National Capital.

Special to the Globe.
WASHINGTON, March IS. = "Hoke
Smith is working like horse" Thus
remarked Hon. Michael Doran, the rep.
resentative Of the Minnesota Democracy
ron the national committee, after a visit
to the interior department the other day.
Secretary Smith," continued Mr..
Doran, ''is doing his level best to get
things into shape for work, and he
seems to have found a great many af-
fairs that must be Strengthened out be-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

man with Southern convictions thirty
and more years ago was styled dough
face" and generally despised by his
neighbors; and the Western man who in
congress as the representative of an ag-
ricultural district. votes at the present
time for high tariffs and other class leg
islation should and will merit the same
treatment. The time has come for the
complete emancipation of the farmer of
the West. and Minnesota and Dakota
are almost the only states where the re-
suit is not certain.
That the time has arrived for polit-
ical alliance of the South and West, the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19
JUDICIAL DIsTRICrrNG.

The provision of the bill reported by
the senate special committee on Judicial
districts, by which four Republican
counties are added to Ramsey county, is
marvellous, to say the least. The bill
proposes to add to Ramsey county
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

West to foot the bills. The result has
been highly satisfactory to the sections
benefited, or rather to the controlling
interests In them, and extremely dam
aging to the agricuIturists of the whole
country. AS long as the West remained
Republican and voted with New En-
gland, Pennsylvania, and usually New
York. no relief was possible, for the
very plain and simple reason that in all
party conferences the Eastern represent
atives were able to control things.
Although 1t took a great many years
to accomplish it. the West has at last
broken the chains that were rIveIed
upon her in the time of great national
struggle. and in the futureW Western con-
gressmen must stand for Western in
terests or be thrust aside. a Northern
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

WAS your Waterman well recon-
mended?"
"Oh, not directly [ used to see him in
church: and as he stayed awake all
through DR.. Sonora's sermons | con-
GUIDED he was the man l wanted."-
Texas Siftings.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

STREET COMMISSIONER BRENNAN, Of
New York city, has been granted six
weeks leave of absence by the board of
aldermen. If there is any reliance i'll
the stories of the papers of that city, he
is not greatly in need of rest.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19
Over the Wire.

Harper's Bazaar.
He-Is that you. Miss Budd? Oh. all
right. Eh-I say, Rosalie. IL can't
wait. You know how l love you; will
you marry me?
She-Y-yes. (Silence.) Who are you?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

THE Chicago Inter Ocean thinks that
IGNATIUs DoNNELLY's salvation lies in
clinging to The books of the Minnesota
coal combine. And there are a good
many up here who would give him a
good pat on the back if he sticks to
than
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

THE managers of the worlds fair
seem to have incurred the ill-will OF
Rev. JOSEPH Cook by inviting TAI
MAGE, instead of him. to hold the relig-
ious show IN the auditorium during the
summer
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

THERE will not be any stuffed Indians
at the Columbian exposition, but a col
lection OF Indian mummies, which were
unearthed in Utah. will serve just as
well for an Indian exhibit.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

WHAT is the world coming to? Even
Boston is copying after Chicago. The
bean-eating mayor has recommended
that his city study the l. street always
of the pork city.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

Mrs. JENNEss- MILLER asserts that
women are superior TO men, and one OF
her arguments is that women do not be
come bald-headed. Neither do weak
minded men.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

Miss Eva Gore. of Orlando. Fla, lately
indicated her right to that name by
killing an alligator with two shots at 200
yards.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

TON KEENE was recently called TWEEN
ty-two times before the curtain in Chi
cago while playing Richard Ill My.
but what would those people do with a
great actor?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

THE New York sun has thought bet
ter of its warfare against the Columbian
exposition, and now the great editor is
giving il boom.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

GEN. WEAVER is conducting cam
paign down in New England. Nobody
seems to know what for. Perhaps he is
like the far-down of Southern-baek-
woods locality who has been voting for
Gen. JACKSON the past fifty years.
WEAVER may find ont in the course of
years that the POpulist party Is dead
and buried,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

James Hlllhouse Jr., recently ap-
pointed mine inspector of Alabama,
was not many years ago a common Ia
borer in the Shenandoah (Pa.) mines.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

A new church choir in Boston has for
its soprano Mrs. Maria Barnard Smith,
at a salary OF $500 year. and Myron
Whitney as its bass, on 50, 1000 salary.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

A CHICAGO Republican paper taunts
Gov. BUCKNER, of Kentucky, with
hints of the time Gen. GRANT demanded
his unconditional surrender. BUCKNER
buried that episode many years ago,
and cannot the conQuering party be as
ppnarOuS9
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

Gov. Turney, Of Tennessee. when told
of the rumor that he was dead. said he
had heard the report, and quietly added:
IL knew it was lie as soon as l heard
it,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. ACdlCsS al letters ana leISStIaliis W
THE GLOBE. St. Paul, Mimi
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19
Eastern Advertising Oitics- Room al
Times Building, New York.

Complete files of the GLOBE alwayskept on
hand for reference. Patrons and friends are
cordially invited 10 visit endaYall themselves
NJ rho facilities of cur Eastern ONCE While
II New York.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

The full name of the Brazilian minis
ter at Washington is General Dionizio
Eyangelista de Castro CeTqueira.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLoBE.
One year 81 SIX mo-, 65c Three no. Snc
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19
MEN AND WOMEN.

Ingersoll thinks that no great play
has been written since Shakespeare's
death
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

TR1-WEEKLY- DAILY Monday "Wednesday
and Friday) 5000
Vt in ADVANCE. 81 90 6 mos. in ady-S- y"
5 months in advance. 81 W
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

Rev. G. r. Copeland, who died near
Slator, Mo-, "a few days ago, had preached
the oId-schOol Baptist doctrine in a
church on his farm for ten years with
out charging cent.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

SUNDAY ALONE.
1vr In advance. s. 90 ) mos. in adv. Que
m in advance. I 90 ! N. in GdYanee.2Uc
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
VT in advance. $1,000 3 mos, IN adY.'ST 90
q m in advance. . 90 > weeGsin adv. W
one month. ....> DC.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

She was so humble l couldn't scold,
but determined to put up with every
thing until L saved money to buy more
furniture. So for month slept OH a
moth eaten rug. and ate soup, beefsteak,
potatoes, ETC., etc.. out of coffee cups,
cooked in the wash boiler, and read by
candle light. Auctions are all right in
their place. but whatever you do be
sure and keep your head level. and it is
we'll to remember the stoves and beds
before you buy ornaments. E. 81. R.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

great agricultural sections of the coun-
try, is certain. The drift is
All in That Direction
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

l inspected the house, and found an
extension table, minus the leaves; gas
stove-she forgot we had no gas stove
in the house until she had paic $50 for
it; chrome that came with pound of
tea; willow chair, from which [ as
sured her l could not be cruel enough
to GUST the present inhabitants. There
upon she again wept, and declared l
saw bugs everywhere-a moth eaten
rug, and, horror of horrors two clocks.
l wonder L didn't give up my little soul
right there, but didn't. Instead de
cided to get even with the world by
having an auction of my own. and
throwing in all the other clocks also.
We will advertise a Large stock of
fashionable furniture" etc., etc. o-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

Prospect Heights-Don'tyo you find that
the trolley cars affect your watch?
Parkley Fronter-No, l haven't no
ticed it.
p. H.-That's strange; how do you ac-
count for il?
p F.-Well. you see, only carry the
ticket.-Lite.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

Helm nearly worried to death
about getting present for an old rich
uncle who is about to have his golden
wedding. Pm nearly broke, you
know.
Shelf l were you. I'd send him the
golden rule.-Smith, Gray d Co.'S
Monthly.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

A Sprinkle OF Spice.
Six editors are making
For the Worlds Fair with fuss.
And they've labeled their exhibits:
What the folks are owing usl'
Atlanta Constitution.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-19

With the adjournment OF congress
came the disappearance Of coterie Of
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1893-09-02
% ABsAsagFEaY EaagpE

IL has never been used on any Others
OCCASION"
AS I was going away, the Warden asked
me to bring him a copy of THE JERSEY
CITY NEWS this evening that he might
be Informed In regard to any new dsvel-
opments.
NO ONE EATING FRUIT.
l made several inquiries OF grocers and
fruit vendors today. rs TO whether the
sale Of truth had diminished during the
past week, aud they all assured me that
II had not. People NOT In the business
told me differently. aud said thar fruit
sellers were not buying half as much
fruit as customary. ana that they had
great trouble to dispose OF what they did
purchase.
AN UNsCRUPULouS WOMAN.
The effort of the mother OF Mrs. Black,
of Fish avenue. to take off quarantine by
INSCRIPTIONS Misrepresentation, will
prove of no avail. Her desire Yesterday
Ia representing herself TO be the sick
woman, was for the purpose OF misleading
the public. and OF lessening the posi-
bilities of quarantine. Her attempt was
a most detestable one, and DR.. Eyeritt
should take every precaution in dealing
with this INSCRIPTIONS person. He
should keep the house and occupants
under surveilauce for at least ten days.
Al STATE STREET TODAY.
visited State street today. 1t was de-
serted and presented q much different
appearance than it did at the same time
yesterday. Yesterday there was a crowd
Of women about the stoop of NJ. 5. and
little children were playing around the
streets. To-Day the street was deserted.
The only person TO be seen on the street
was Health Officer Oxley. who Is gnard
ing No. 3. Two little boys stuck their
heads around the corner aud then ran
away, as II frightened at what
they had done. The girls employed
BY the Hudson Laundry usually
congrrgate about the corners 10. the
vicinity. but none of them were to be
seen today. ALI about in every con-
s~picuous place were posted warnings is
sued by the Health Board. These were
posted late last night. | interviewed
Officer Oxley. He told ME that no peo-
pie are sick in the house at the present
time. Health Officer Miller went through
the house this morning and took the
uaines of all the people in it. II the in
mates want food or anything else they
come ont on the stcop aud order what
they want of Officer Oxley who sees that
they get everything they want.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1893-09-02
STORM In The AZORES.

BOSTON, September 2, 1S93.-viscount
de Vailla Ola Costa, the Portuguese Con
sui in this city, has received a cable des-
patch bringing news of the havoc of V
a worse storm than has visited this coun-
try, in the cities of Harta and Fayal, in
the Azores, The message says that the
stroyed, many being killed outright, and
that the greatest suffering now prevailed
among the people. A new breakwater,
which was being built by the Govern.
ment, and which was almost completed,
was swept away by the water, allowing
the sea to break ON the city with I'M
restrained fury. The fishermen, especial
ly of these two cities, are suffering great
misery, and a famine is impending. The
Consul said that a subscription would i'm
mediately be started in Boston for the
help of the sufferers.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1893-09-02

not have the ~symptons OF cholera. Dr..
Poole told q News reporter that he had
no fears of cholera becoming epidemic.
de said that the precautionary measures
so promptly atiop ed will, he thinks. stay
the progress OF the Infection. He had no
doubt but Grove dlei of cholera. Morton
he was not SO sure Of. DR.. Poole
said that as to thu crabs nav
ing become poisoned that was
very improbable. The crabs could not
convey in themselves the venom that
would poison q human being. II the
crabs were in any form poisoned the
animals themselves would awe died.
AS Y, was, the crabs were caught alive.
Il think" said DR.. Poole. that the
crabs Were decomposed. Ii the crabs
had been poisoned the effect would have
been marked q the skin of those who
ate them. There would have been erup-
tions on the skin. The crabs must either
There is no variety OF shell fab meat
that | recollect which CONTAINS poison. L
have not the least doubt but that the
crabs were d~ecomnussd aud not pol
soned."
NO DANGER. SAYS DIR. SNYDER.
Dir. Snyder, IT Summit avenue, thinks
that Mordon died of cholera. He think,
as DIR. Poole does, that The crabs were
not poisoned but were deconposed,
There is no danger" he said. 'or
cholera gaining a stronghold her. IL the
measures which have been taken are
strictly enforced. You see the cases
which are reported, ut least those who
were sick from any disease resembling
cholera, were not of the cleanest sort.
Their houses were in a bad
way, and made a good breeding
placs for the c%onragion. 1t is absolutely
necessary for the people to take great
p%reeaution and run no risk. 1t is not too
cool for cholera to spread ii it is nov prop
erly guarded against. People must
observe the demands of good health.
"Fruit should be carefully selected, but
any amount can be eaten provided it is
not the least purified "
DR.. BoGARDUs QUOEED.
l saw DR.. Bogardus this morning at his
office. No. 217 Bergen avenue. He said
Il don't believe that the cholera will be
epidemic. 1t is too late in the season.
There may be a few more sporadic cases,
but l don'r think there is any cause for
alarm. The health authorities should,
and probably will, take every p%recaution.
This scare may do good by making the
people more cAfeful.n
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1893-09-02
HoBOKEN NEWS NOTES.
Contractor Arthur Clayton is serious

contractor ArtnuF Clayton is seriously
II.
The picnic of the William H. Christian
Association of this city was held at Pohl-
mann's Pavilion, JERSEY City Heights, 1t
was a highly successful affair.
Police Commissioners Utz IL hack from
Europe and several of the delinquent
policemen feel rather shakv.
Hoboken Council No. 90, Royal Ar
canum, held q social session at the Quar-
tette Club Hall last night.
The members of the jolly Four Social
Club will go OF a fishing excursion to-
night. The boat will leave the Seventh
street dook ut nlidnighU.
The policeman received their salaries
yesterday. The school teachers have not
been paid yet, and there is a great deal of
g%ruinolinG.
Miss Kate Sesmond. the pretty and ac-
complished daughter of Truans officer
Desmond. was married to MI. J.. Ker-
mede OF Rochester,, N. Y, Wednesday
morning. Father Cemjar oHieiased.
The bridesmaid vas Miss Z. Eggert. and
the brother of the groom was the best
man. The happy couple left on a we'd
ding tour.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1893-09-02
CLERK CURRY's REPORT.

Assistant City Clerk Robert Curry OF
Hoboken. who. by virtue Of his office is
Clerk to the Commissioner of Appeals,
has prepared a report of the work done
by the board. Tbs total reduction in
valuations was SAL, 100. This is the
smallest reduction made in years. The
mounts reduced by wards are as fol
lows:-First ward, $780,; Second ward,
S19. 900; Third ward, $3,400; Fourth ward,
S.. 200. A special reduction of S.. 200 was
allowed on meadow lots owned by Oscar
Frommel.