Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-07-06
Sprinkles of Spice.

TO stop TO Jnlnk!-1 OnkerS States.
man.
COME to think Of it, isn't the par.
rot sort of a hooking Bird too?-
Buffalo Courier.
Ii sometimes helps us up in the
world to fall in with the right man
Dos ton Courier. ...
THE professional baseball player
leads hit or miss sort Of an exist.
ence.-Troy Press
THE enterprising dentist is never
appalled, at running against a snag.-
Boston Transcript.
In the game of life it's the non
paying tenant who gets the most
moves. Buffalo Courier.
SOME people imagine that they de.
serve months rest every time they
do right. Galveston News.
"WHY do they call one-holse VIII
lagos hamlets?" Because they are
so melancholy. "-Harper's Bazaar.
II is unquestionably true that some
of the greatest diplomats Of the age
are lightning-rod agents. Detroit
Free Press.
THE yeast cal>c may be conspicu
Gus example OF early rising, but it is
Invariably followed by big loaf
Lowell Courier.
THE man who insists that his pas
tor must have more religion than he
to fn 10
heaven. Horn.
The man who never made mis-.
take in his line breaks his record
when he begins telling anyone about
it. -Somerville Journal.
IT is all right for man to insist .
on having his own way if he would E
only take it and get move on
Cleveland Plain Dealer
THAT boarder lacks feeling who in 4
the landlady's hearing begins to talk &
of the leather trust when the steaks
brought on. -Philadelphia Times.
"ONE of de penalties OBJ greatness
said Uncle Eben, "is ter be specially
conspicuous ebry time yer makes er 81
fool OBJ yerself. "-Washington Star
The summer girl may equally love
the mountain, the country Or the
shore, but OF all spots on this earth :
she hate freckles most. -Philadelphia
Times.
IT is often saddening to note how
hard it is for some young men to keep
their seats on horseback and how
easy it is in a crowded car.-Wash
ington Star.
"YoU are the first girl, Mabel, to
whom l have ever breathed word Of
love" What were you afraid Of with
the others? Breach of promise?'
Brooklyn Life.
AUNT MARIA-And so when the
prodigal returned, his father killed
the fatted calf. Little Johnny-Bu
what had the calf been doing?-BH
ton Transcript.
F'IGG-Do you believe in second
marriages? Fogg for women
A widow is "a perennial danger to SO
ciety until she is married again
Boston Transcript.
No MATTER how finely the diSpla
window Of store may be fitted up
the pretty young lady clerk will al d
ways prove cOunter-attractiOn. II
Rochester Democrat 4
AFTER an inexperienced man MI !.
rowed boat for about three-quarta ~
of an hour almost any kind of sceners n
is good enough for him to stop aas ii
admire. -Somerville Journal m
A DOCTOR who advertised himsl e
as a graduate Of two German colless
offers to attend patients at SO cents sge
VISIT He should do fee-nomin III
business. Philadelphia Ledger. 70
@DID you ever get back the uHI =,
brella you lent Robinson" "Y@ "a,
How" Il borrowed it again crs
"From ROBINSON" mo, from t mi
man he lent it to- Albany Journl ~ ~
POLICE CoMMIssIoNER-O Officer N rag
larkey, you are charged with hI1 ms
asleep while on post aud on duff SUI
Officer-Not guilty, sir. l was r a.
post at the time-Raymond's Month uni
BLoBBs-"Col. Bloodyfeld's old ne ne
traits still cling to him." Slobh and
"How SOP" Blobbs-"I dined wrap
him last night and he gave
waiter no quarter. - PhiladelT9of i
Record VIII.
TUTTER-While / was fishing na ss'
other day l saw two fish come up -
bite at my hook at the same tINT,
Jagway-That's nothing. | c1lyl
home from the club the other n4Rps,
in two cabs. -Life's Calendar head
Il FIND that Brother Linkum agree
very liberal religious views" said ,acs ,
new pastor to one Of his deac s 4. =
Eyes. replied the deacon; "BrOl 81 1,
Linkum is more liberal in his ~ {
than in his contributions. "-Har could
Bazaar. siciar
FOND Observation-Disclosures IT.. \
are an angel" Pretty Wife, a,resovs
want ever to be an angel" 81
Husband-"Why?" Pretty w Toc
Because I have found that feal topsfis