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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
Burial OF Fred stanke.

The body of Fred Stanke, who was re-
Gently killed at Centerville by Louis
Kichlii, was inferred yesterday in Oak
land cemetery. The deceased young
man was member of the local order of
the Knights of the Cleayer, and the OBJ
sequies were under its auspices and the
direction of Albert Spangenberg. The
body was at an undertaking estab-
lishment on West Seventh street,
and from there the funeral took
place. Numerous floral tributes had
been sent by friends, and quite a con-
course of people accompanied the body
to its final home in the cemetery. The
pail bearers were Alex McCauley, Eddie
lOchsner, +. Lippert, A. Lamp, p. Helm
richs and Fred Wighorn. Rev. Father
Fleer conducted the ceremonies, and ar
the grave he preached a very touching
sermon. Friends of the unfortunate
young man say the newspaper accounts
of the shooting convey an altogether
wrong idea of the character of the vic
tim, who was deservediy popular among
all who knew him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
Anent the Capitol.

Albert Lea Standard
The new capitol bill is likely to be
lObbied through the legislature. and the
lower house has decided to retain tn e
present site. The Standard favors new
capitol, and grand one at that, but the
bill which is likely to pass is very OBJ
jectionable. Everything, however, that
the people do not want, goes with the
crowd in the old capitol.
The bill has passed the house, the
vote beng siXty-eight for to forty-one
against, Representative Christie and
Gessler voting for. The bill was I'M
proved very much by amendment in tn Q
house. The senate will undoubtedly
concur, and so we shall have to make
the best of it. 1t is unfortunate that a
broader spirit could not have prevailed
in providing for the future grand capitol
of the noblest of the trans Mississippi
states, but it is better to accept it than
to neglect at this time to begin it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
The New Can itoI.

Rochester Record and Union.
The bill providing for the erection of
4 new capitol has passed the house and
gone to the senate, and should be passed
by that body without delay.
A state possessing the wealth of Min
nesota should have a state building that
is creditabe to it. The present structure
is too small, lily arranged, not at all too
safe, and by no means such structure
as the state should possess.
Under the present bill it will be
twelve years before the new capitol will
be completed 1t will cost the owner O f
a farm OF town lot not TO exceed 10 cents
per year, and when completed will be a
Stru cture of which every Minnesotan
will be proud. Hurry up and pass the
hill
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
She Hoped.

Detroit Free Press.
There's young man in Detroit who
persists in paying attention to a girl
who would very much prefer that ne
would not liquidate in the aforesaid
manner.
All" he said to her the other morn
ing, meeting her on the street. ~ was
at the theater last night and saw you at
distance"
YES" she answered sweetly IL
hope shall see you often that way"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
A Dogs Limitations.

Street & Smiths Good News.
First Boy-I got the smartest dog you
ever saw. He can do anything.
Second Boy-Bet he can't.
''Bet he can"
Can you make him fight?"
Course"
Can you make him wag his tailP''
Course"
''WeIl, ri bet you can't make him
fight an wag his tail. too?'
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
JONES LOCKED UP.
And Is Confident He will Soon Be
Acquitted.

And Is Confident He Will Soon Be
Acquitted.
Thomas Bowen Jones, accused of Cb-
tanning money under false pretenses,
was locked up at the Central station
yesterday noon, and he at once spent
the sum of 40 cents in sending a mes
senger boy for friends. with the ex-
pectation that they would.bail him out.
He sat in one of the cells at the Central
station waiting for some person 10 bail
him out, but they did not come.
He was reading a novel and taking
circumstances as they came while wait
ing for his release, but no one came
to relieve him at the hour OF the relin-
qdishlng of the watch OH him. He de-
sired that the reporter for the GLOBE
say that he was feeling very confident
that he would be relieved before a great
length OF time and that his friends
would be after him. He desired that
it be said that it was all mistake and
that person would harm an infant
quicker than he would do harm to any
person. He will have a hearing this
morning. Jones gave himself up to the
sheriff, who turned him over to the
police.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
TODAY,s WEATHER.

WASHINGTON, March 96.-For Iowa. Wis
consin ald Minnesota: Generally fair;
southwesterly 10 southerly winds; warmer
For North and South Dakota: Fair; Southerly
winds; warmer in the eastern portions. FOR
Montana: Generally fair; westerly winds.
GENERAL OGSERY ATOMS.
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT oF AGEIcULr-
TIRE. WEATHER BUREAU, WAsHINCrON, March
26. Sis p. N. Local Time. y. N. 18th Nerd
ian e.-ObSsrvatiOns taken al the same
momentof time al all stations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
THE THREE WORDS.

When from the boundIess stores of English
speech
Imperial passion made his careful choice,
Trying the tuneful words each after each,
To Gull the vocables of sweetest voice.
With growing scorn he ever flung aside
all glib aspirants for the honor high
All terms of ponderous syllable pride.
And cen of richly cadenced harmony.
Impatient thus he closed his tedious quest:
''Of all this glut of words / need but three;
Let Thought and Strife and Fancy take the
rest;
Not language but caresses are for me-
L for the man l need, for the woman YOU
And only Love between 10 link the two.''
-Silas Urban,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
Faithful Betty.

Chicago Tribune.
Now Girl-Young man has called to
see y0u;mem.
Miss Lillian Languid (glancing at
card)-Mr. Fitz-James Mcstab! Ora
ciousr Pm not fit to be scent Tell
him, Betty, that Pm-oh, she's gone.
New Girl Ga moment later to young
man)-Yes, sir; she's in, but, gracious!
she's not fit to be seen.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

THE Chicago Inter Ocean remarks
that 1.-THE editor of the New York Sun
would be the best successor to Rob-
ERT T. LINCOLN that could be found in
the Democratic party, If LINCOLN is to
come home" What has come over the
Inter Ocean? 1t is only a short time
since the paper was roasting MIR. DANA
to the queens taste.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

SECRETARY CARLISLE is proving a
surprise party to the horde of congress-
men who have been in the habit of
making themselves strong in their dis
tricts by securing positions in the treas
ury department for people whose serv-
ices are not needed there. The people
will applaud if the congressman do not.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
BOOKS RECEIVED.

1.-THE Angel and the King, and Other
Poems." By John Augustine Will
stach. Charles Wells Moulton, pub
Usher. Buffalo, n. Y.
'The Rag-Picker of Paris" By Felix
Pyat. Worthington d Co., publishers,
New York, n. Y. Translated from the
French by Benjamin Il. Tucker.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

TUE arrangements of some of those
great Chicago dailies should devote a
little time to bringing their editorial
writers INTO harmony with each other.
a few days ago one Of these papers con-
tanned two editorials which took oppo-
site sides of a questio n, and the most
peculiar feature was that one was inn
mediately under the other.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
Sharn Eyes.

Street & Smiths Good News.
Little DOt-Grown folks don't care
anything for circuses.
Little Dck-Yes, they do.
Little Dot No. they don't. They
only goes so as to take the childrens.
Little Dick-Yes. that's what they
say; but they never take any bLoXs
along 10 read.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

Teacher gave you three examples
in arithmetic, and you have not done
one of them.
to shun bad mples.-Boston Tran
script.
II met man on the street yesterday
who reminded me Of you"
us that so? HOw?"
HE, too, has owed me $40 for more
than a month. "-Browning'S Monthly.
Mr.. CoUpon-Consider again, Miss de
We're. It's true l am rather old, but, on
the other hand, [ have no family and
am very rich.
Miss de Vere-No, Coupon, 1 can
never be your wife, but L would be
pleased to / e an adopted daughter to
you.-TeXas Siftings.
The eminent entertainer and song
and dance man had got off his little
joke about taking bath once every
no one laughed. The eminent enter
tainer felt hurt. IL guess" said he,
THAT ought to have raised the limit in
this town. Suppose we make it once in
five years. Now. do you see the pointp
indianapolis journal.
swell, Councillor. hope you enjoyed
yourself at nv house last evening""
''Indeed / did. madame. As a rule,
when | drink tea eau not sleep after
1t, bat your ,ea had nol the least effect
Oh NE. "-tliegende Batter.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

IRIS good deal easier for Brother
BLUNT to sit at his editorial desk up
there in Minneapolis and poke fun at
St. Paul spring editorials than to muster
courage enough to write one himself.
Confound a coward, anyhow.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
Experimental School Commence

The commencement exercises of the
school of agriculture of the state uni
versity will occur next THURSDAY. An
interesting programme will lie rendered
OF the occasion of the commencement
exercises and there will probably be
arge attendance. The programme for
tie occasion will be as fellows:
Arthur J. Glover. .SaIutatory
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
In the Kindergarten.

I A.
Teacher Ito Adelbert ct al, who have
been caught red-handed "cutting up'')-
Pm astonished, children! DO you know
where | shall have to put you to sep
arate you from the rest if you do such
things and say such things?
TumultuOuS ChoruS-In the BoWery.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

A DEvOUT church man. who has
fought for Sunday closing of the worlds
fair, tells the GLOBE that whenever he
takes a long railway trip he starts early
in the week to avoid riding Sunday.
But upon crosS-eXamihatiOn he admitted
that he went to Europe recently, and,
though he was eight days crossing the
ocean, he didn't stop off on the way for
that day.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

THE fashionable tea costume is so
constructed that it is difficult to see how
the wearer can eat anything more than
a small piece of angel food. But it Is
suspected that after tea is over she HES
herself to a secluded place. unhooks the
corsage and fills up with corned beef
and cabbage.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

EX-CoNGRESsNIAN DUNHAM, of Chi
cago, is about to bring suit against
prominent banker to recover $4,000 for
alternating the affections of his wife.
The trouble with such cases generally
is that the wife has dropped the hand
kerchief. and the other man has only
picked it up.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

WHEN the Chicago mayoralty contest
Is over those editorial writers down
there VIII have to put on their thinking
caps to find topics, and they will come
4 good deal nearer to earning their sal
nripS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

THE National Base Ball league pro-
poses to make severe test of the popu-
larity of the national game. 1t will be-
gin the season on the opening day of
the international naval demonstration
at New York. The chances are that a
great many will prefer to attend the
game to seeing the old tubs foreign
powers are sending here to participate
in the sea show.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

The late Col. ELLIOT F. SHEPARD
published daily at the mead of the edi-
torial columns Of the Mail and Express
a verse from the Bible. A good many
New Workers read IN ,the paper the
Bible for the first time in their lives.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
AnI,npudent Question.

Fliegende Blaetter
Guest ito hotel keeper. who has just
handed him his bilD-Tell me. is not
this the house where the poet Schiller
lodged for one night before he wrUte
his play "Ihe Robbers"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
The Majors Idea.

Detroit Tribune.
Miss Longwaite-Do you think it pos
sible, major, for man to love two wom-
en- at once?
Maj. Rohand-Well. hardly so few as
that, hardly so few as that
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

THE recent work Of firebugs IN Bos-
ton, Milwaukee, and other large cities,
leads one to the feeling that if there IS
any criminal who deserves burning
the stake. it is one CT these fiends.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
Pats bargain.

Youths Companion.
81 have got the best of this ould cor
poration for once in me life."
''How is that, PATE"
81 have bought round-trip ticket to
New York and back, and lin Whisper
l ain. coming back"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

and when she found that tue records
had been saved and stored in another
building, she burned that also, and sue
ceededAthis time in destroying the doc
umentS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

SUNDAY in st. Paul was VAIN and
sunny, and the bluebirdS sang all day.
1t seemed like spring. Can't those
Minneapolis papers head off the measly
blizzard that is probably bearing down
mon US2
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
MEN AND WOMEN.

Miss Fannie j. Sparks, who was sent
out to India missionary of the Meth
odist church in 1870, is lecturing on her
experiences in that country in Eastern
cities. She has charge of girl's Or
phanage at Bareilly, in Northwestern
india.
The secretary of Harvard university
says that student can complete the
college course there 'hOnorablg and
Palmer believes that an annual income
of $1,000 is positive injury to stu
dent.
Mrs. Gresham, the wife of the secre-
tary of state, said at tea not long ago:
Il trust the newspapers will not begin
to publish accounts of my extraordinary
abilities and talents, for L haven't any.
The judge doesn't like extraordinary
women"
Three boxes of shamrocks from the
birthplace of John Boyle O'Reilly,
County Meath, Ireland. arrived in New
York last Thursday, one for Mayor Gill
roy and the others for eX-MayorS Grant
and Grace. They were sent over by
INe laInllv OI Tue ldCe poet.
The young Earl of Beauchamp, who
has just come of age, has deserted the
family mansion in Mayfair and taken up
his residence in the sQualid Whitechapel
quarters, where he holds open air serv-
ices and has made himself noted in q
way as mission preacher.
Marcus Lenoir, the French artist,
whose cat pictures have made him ia
nous and rich. is said to have been so
poor only eight years ago that it was
only through the entrance of homeless
kitten to his garnet that he was one
night prevented from destroying him.
self. He painted picture of it, and
from that time Ills fortune was assured.
There was for many years legend in
France that the late Nine. GrevY, widow
Of the ex-president Of the republic, was
wOrkwOman's apprentice when she
married the stru ygling barrister who
was destined for great political honors.
As matter of fact, her father was Il
tanner, who was at one time comfort
ably we'll off in the worlds goods. She
was very pretty when young.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

IN AN editorial paragraph Of Sunday
Rev. SAM SMALL's name was used by
error in connection with Rev. Mr..
DoBBs' trouble in Georgia. 1t is Rev.
SAM JONES who was meant. Mr.. SMALL
holds lucrative position on the Atlanta
Constitution, and his department is
faultieSS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
"A Night-Felt Want.
Life.

1t seems very strange that in all the
time night latches have been in use, one
with funnel-shaped keyhole and
pointed key has not been invented.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

ACCORDING to the charges against a
South Dakota woman of business, she
resorted 10 novel method of freeing
herself from debt. She burned the
court house in order to destroy the rec
Ords of the mortgages she had given.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

IT HAS just come TO light that the
pension bureau made a decision last
September which TeyerSes a ruling
under which 2,OOO,O00 has been wrong
fully paid out. The decision was evil
IDENTITY kept a secret for political reasons.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
L. !. L no NJ sun
Observer Weather Bureau.

AGOoD many of the ot1ieeseekers who
are camping down in Washington will
come home attired in the most approved
summer fashions; and nothing more.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
feryed. AC6less all letters and leleSraHs U
THE GLOBE. ST. Paul, Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

Ralph E Bowerman 1.-THE District school,
Joseph ii. Dover
Effect of Forests on the Water Supply
Henry e. Harris THE Science of Breeding"
Musical Selection.
William G. Hiatt Glass History
John o. LOOMS -. ............... Dairying
George W. Nessel :. THE Work Of Streams"
Musical Selection.
Austin l.. Ward Water
Peter j. Winkjer -. :Home Adornment'
Frank ii. Borchert ... ValedIctUry
Musical Selection.
Benedicton
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
FLASHES OF WIT.

Miss Nugget-Would you have loved
me had l been poor?
Mr.. Argon aut-I should never have
known you, darling.-Puck.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
Eastern Advertising Office Room Al
Times EUildinc, New York.

Complete files Of the GLoBE alwayskepton
hand for reference. Patrons and trlenuS are
Of The facilities Of our Eastern Once While
Il New York.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27
SUNDAY ALONE.

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
1vr In advance $40 90 ) mos, IN adE..SI 0V
4 m in advance. . 90 5weeks in adv. l w
one month &c.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLoBE
One Iesr s. six mo-, 65e Three no. SOC
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

j RI-M EEklN- IUhIIN 3IUIIV40tl "
and Friday) eooo
! Vt in ADVANCE. 81 co q mos. IN adf-'S-V w
) months in advance Isl OO.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

SUNDAY ALoNE.
wv in advance. - 90 ; mos. in adv. QUO
: m in advance. l 90 l N. in advanee-2oe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

Principal-My dear Muller, you had
the courage to save my daughter from
drowning. You deserve to be rewarded.
l give you my daughter in marriage.
Muller (bOokkeeper)-It is really very
kind of you; but am not quite 50 cour-
ageous as you seem to think.-Dorfbar-
bier.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

Old Gent-Have you vanishing ink?
Tradesman-Yes.G Gong TO make sure
of no breach of promise suits?
Old Gent-Oh, no; going to give my
daughter check for hundred thou
sand as a wedding present.-Vogue.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION KATE
DAILY Nor INCLUDING sunday
lvr in ADVANCES 90 SIN in advanee'SI7-ooV 1
one month. 800. zee
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

Straws show which way the wind doth blow
When they are close surveyed,
And later on they too will show
The ice cold lemonade.
Chicago Inter Ocean,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

Mary-If you please, IN, are you at
'ome to Mrs. johnson, as 'as just rung
the bell?
Mistress-Only if she's wearing any
thing new; if so, show her in.-Funny
Folks.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

Photographer-Now, Tommie. if you
move the picture will be spoiled.
Tommie-Well, it's no use to try,
then. cause the janitor said we'd got to
get out of the flat today--Chicago Inter
Ocean.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

Two Tales comes to our table as bright
and entertaining as ever. Two COM
plete stories each week from the best
authors is the programme it presents.
Two Episodes in a towards Life" by
e.. S. Godkin, and ''The Cy Baker
LEDGE by Gertrude Smith, are this
weeks stories.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-27

And now with rod and line and hook,
- The fisherman so bold,
Will 60 and sit down by the brook
And catch fearful cold.
Kansas Oily I0nrnal
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-04
FOURTH EDITION


The ingratitued OF some young
girls to their parents is especially
noticeable. I'VE know OF case to-day
where the mother was hard at work o.
the sewing machine trying to exc GU
an existence for her family. the hus
band having been out OF work for TIVE
months. The poor mother sat buslly
beside her sat her daughter
and two girl companions about hel
own age. 1t was two o'clock; th'
mother oaeting her weary eyes uI
from her work said: Come, Maggie
get the dishes washed" Maggie's re
ply was: Il don't want to wash them.
Then George said Maggie. I'll CARR
them out. Lizzie said. "pli carry
them OUT Maggie then concluded
lshe would carry them out.
Between the three the work was not
done prior to the leaving OF our In
dormant. About five O'Clock our In
dormant called again. The poor moth
Ter was still bending over the ma
chine. but alas, the table was etili GOV
erred with solled dishes and The debris
LOT the meal. The girls were In tht
same position. Our informant. being
IA friend OF the family. took the moth
er to task about her leniency. Her re-
ply was, II would sooner dc 1t myself
than have fuss about it."
During the conversation the girl
visitors became ashamed Of the posi-
ton and quietly carried them into the
kitchen. Within ten minutes they
were hack again In their old places
with everything tidy about them.
They also expressed surprise at the
small time 1t took to finish them. But
Ialns. the daughter then resumed hei
seat on the couch, where she laid al
tho while. We could hardly recon-
mend her for the matrimonial market