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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25
AT 7 f. I'll ON

Discount your bills; buy bargains: increase
your business; will loan money Oh your own
or customers notes without haZarding your
credit; loans made on warehouse receipts,
merchandise, life insurance policies, assign
meuts OF rents. building ana loan stock, real
estate and equities in same or any good Sc
curity. 1t viii cost nothing to see me, and
may assist you; time to suit. Watts ~ Davis,
l7OI2 East Third ST.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25
AUCTION SALES.
r. Holloway. Aueiioneer.

MILLINERY GOODS AT AUCTION
WI Il will sell at public auction on Mop-
day. March 20, az l ~ p. m, at the store No.
25l West Third St. an elegant stock of mil
linery goods consisting OF trimmed aud un-
trimmed hats and bonnets, iaces, velvets,
ribbons feathers. flowers etc. etc Ladies.
you should not fail 10 attend this SALE as no
such opportunity will be presented again
this season 10 buy millinery goods al your
own price. Sales TO continue from day to
day until entire stock is closed out L. Hol-
Ioway. AuctiOneer
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25
FINANCIAL.

ID NJ. NEWPOIeF 81 son. INVEST
He ment Bankers loan money on IN
royed property in st. Paul and Minnesp-
oils at q Ier cent 'on or before. Offices
New Pioneer Press Building, ST. Paul. and
Reeve Building. Minneapolis.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25

A A LOANS on furniture. pianos,
A.A. horses, diamonds, watches, all
good collateral and commercial paper; par
tia payments lowest rates. Minnesota
Mortgage Loan Company, Rooms 1914, First
National Bank Building. corner Fourth and
Jackson SITS. Mackey, Manager.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25
A-nO YOU WANT 40 KOKKOW

4 NY amount of money loaned on horses,
n carriages furniture. pianos, watches.
diamonds etc, at ne-half the usual rates;
can be paid back by installmentS. and at any
time to suit your convenience. thereby reduc-
ing cost of carrying loan; all business private
and honorably transacted. j. L. Strauch.
Room TO- Globe Building
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
Houses for sale.

TWO frst-class new stone. front houses.
Il Nos. IL and 10 Crocus Hill, near corner
Dale and Paramount; twelve rooms hot
water heat. etc. first-class all RESPECTS; terms
$1,000 or more cash, balance 6per cent 10 suit;
houses open. F. S. Bryant As E. Fourth st.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25
LOST AND FOUND.

DOCK LOST-Between West Omaha ard
d Great Northern freight depOts oneOmaha
railroad and one miscellaneous freight re
ceipt book; finder will be suitably rewarded
by leaving same at our office. Wright, Bar
rett & Stillwell.
DOCK LOST-Pocket ledger or account
ID book: red leather cover; reward offered.
Room II. Schultz Block. 154 East seventh
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25
SITUATIONS WANTED.

A SITUATION WANTED by an expert
n enced teacher holding first grade GER
tihcate also normal school diploma; TO begin
abo the 18th of April. Address j. g. H.,
p. o. Box 203. St Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25
Suburban..

DOR SALE. EXCHANGE OR RENT
i Several good improved farms in Sher-
burne county. Minnesota, forty miles from
Minneapolis and one mile from railroad sta
ton. For full particulars address j. Zim-
norman, l16 Fifth ST. south.
DOR SALE CHEAP-Hotel. saloon and
Il store buildings near city; write for par
ticulars. W. w. Lamb, 220 Chamber of Com
merce, Duluth, Mimi.
miscellaneous.
DOR SALE OR TRADE-The beautiful
Il new four story stone and brick building
No. 12S West Sixth ST., containing hot water
heating, electric light, gas. bath rooms, etc.
Inquire of Theo. Henninger. Room 9.
WHEELER & HOWELL real estate; lis
w bargains withthem Pioneer PressBldyt
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25

A YOUNG MAN wishes work of any kind;
n can give the best OF recommendation.
G. y 7o1 Rice ST
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25

A YOUNG MAN of fair education desires
IA q chance to study law and make ex-
penses in some law Office. Address g AZ.
GIObp
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25

| DANK STOCKS specially; bonds. com
| ID mercial paper. mortgages, securities
| bought and sold George W.Jenks. Invest
| ment Banker Minnesota Loan and Trus!
| Building. Minneapolis.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25

OFFICE RooM-For rent bargain
" large Office room. 30x60 feet in Drake
block, No. 176 East Third st. ground floor,
formerly occupied by The Milwaukee,
ticket Office; steam heat three large bank
vaults and every modern convenience: also
for rent cheap 26x40 feet in the room at cor
ner Robert and Fifth SITS. now occupied by
The Milwaukee" ticket Office; every electric
line i'll the city passes the corner. Apply
THE Milwaukee, Ticket Office.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25
A A A THE STANDARD LOAN

AsA.A. Co.. 3O3 jackson. corner Third.
room 4, will loan you money on furniture,
pianos, diamonds, watches, etc, at less rates
and better terms than can be had elsewhere.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-03-25

nFFICES-Fin offices to rent, ground
" and second floors Willougnby Block at
low prices Apply TO agent, 32S Robert ST.,
Room 4.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
Tuesdays Personals.

Mrs. Il. G. Patterson returned from
st. Paul this morning.
Manor ;nl Mrs. Allen returned from
st. PAM OH this mornings train.
T.. ". Camp came up from jamestown
this morning to look after some cases in
court.
Auditor Calvin of the Northern Paci-
fic, was Il west bound passenger on this
afternoons tram.
Editor Tuttle came over from Mandan
this morning, to be present rs stem
okrapher at the term ofcourt.
A. S. Capehart, who has been in Chi
cago during the fair, came in from the
east this morning, and is greeting old
friends. MI. Capehart has some per-
sonal business matters to look after, and
will probably remain several days. He
expects to pass the winter in Washing.
ton.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
The CouD d,Etat of 1871.

AuO NUuu GLAC Oh 1901
When the sun rose on France, Decem.
Der I'd, 1851, it saw q constitutional re-
public; when it set, absolute monarchy
held Paris and the nation in a grip that
was not relaxed for twenty years.
Trading upon the reputation of "mon
%oncle," and aided by political adventur-
ers who loved power better than country,
Louis Napoleon made himself master of
France. He dreamed of founding a new
dynasty, and thought the empire was
built on a rock. Less than twenty years
after, he was Il defeated exile, his only
refuge in "perfidious Albion" And yet
this change of twenty years was only
the crushing of an individual who had
dared to rear his head nearer the stars
than the destinies intended for him. In
twenty years the republic on whose bor-
ders he meditated conquest in 1863, had
grown from twenty 10 forty millions of
people, had fought a great civil war, and
was filling up, by aid of thousands of
miles OF railroad, the great west, with a
population and Il promise OF growth
which Nupoleon's dreams never could
equal. 10 understand this great west,
travel by the Burlington route through
the ten states it links together. Tickets
can be had of any RAILROAD agent, or
write to w. j. G. KENYON, Gen. Pass.
Agent, st. Paul, MINI.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
4 DocroR.s PHILANTHROPY Y.
Thousands AFFLICTED lsy Chronic Catarrl
Under FREQ Treatment.

The first day Of November, 1898. DR..
Hartman gave his consent to take charge
OF the treatment Of 10000 eases of chronic
catarrh free of charge. This announces
ment was ut once published in all the lead
ing papers, when the applications came
pouring in from nearly every State in the
Uuion until something over 1000 names
are already on his books us regular. patti
cntS. There is still room for 5000 more.
Those intending to apply should do so
without delay, as the number will soon be
mAdc up. With Il large number of clerks
and StenograpcerS to assist him, the doctor
actually directs the treatment of each case
by correspondence, which costs the
patients nothing, except the necessary
medicines, which are obtained ut the
nearest drugstore. To become a patient it
is only necessary to send name and all.
dress. describe symptoms, and minute
directions rs to diet, sanitary regulations,
and other advice will be sent promptly.
Patients are allowed to report progress as
often as they please. but are expected to do
so ut least in one month from beginning
treatment. This arrangement brings to
the homes OF people afflicted with chronic
catarrb whom circumstances prevent from
employing Il catarrn specialist the services
OF Il of the best known medica. experts
on the subject of catarrh in this country.
Wherever DR.. Hartman is known the
name of Pe.ru-na has become a household
word. 1t is safe to say that no medicine in
existence is used by so many families as
Pe-ru-na. This is especially true of this
time OF the year when the people are
liable to catarrhal affections, coughs, colds,
Ia grippe, etc. Pc-ru-na has cured more
eases of chronic catarrh than all other
medicines combined. The great majority
OF those whs use it buy the remedy them
selves, use it according to directions, not
even reporting their case to DR.. Hartman
until after they are entirely cured. But
now that a limited number of cases can
secure the personal attentions Of DR..
Hartman free of charge, it is not to be
wondered at that many prefer to do so.
Pe-ru-na never fails to cure catarrh when
properly used.
The Pe.ru-na Drng Manufacturing COM
pany are sending free to any address a
book on chronic catarrh which gives the
latest treatment for %catarrh. coughs, colds,
la grippe, bronchitis, and all other atfeos
tons of head, throat, and lungs.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
CAPITAL CITY VISITORS.
Thursdays Personals :3th UT.

So - ~otu ~
Attorney Edgeley returned from Dick.
inson on this afternoons train.
Austin Logan returned this morning
from a flying trip down the line.
DR.. Kendrick is IN st. Paul, and will
probably return with Mrs. kendrick in a
few days.
State Examiner Peabody and Deputy
Patterson went down to Casselton on
this afternoons train. saws
Mrs. Geo. Dalzell and Mrs. Conw6$
are in Fargo, where the latter will visit
until after the holidays.
j. II. Miller left on THE afternoons
train for his home in Maine. He expects
to return in about two months.
Col. Donnelly came in from James
town this morning. He expects to move
down with his family about the first of
the month.
A. G. McGillivray, the Dickinson coal
baron and stockman, came down on last
evenings train, and Is consorting with
friends IN the city.
W. W. Duncan, formerly express agent
at Mandan, and now travelling for the
Mandan Milling company, was a west
bound passenger on this mornings train.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
Monday. Personals.

NJ. H. Jewell returned from st. Paul
this morning.
w. G. Tubbs came in from Fargo on
this mornings train.
o. S. Golf came down from Dickinson
yesterday afternoon.
Mayor and Mrs. Allen are expected
home in the morning.
Secretary Grant went down the line on
this afternoons train.
James Murphy returned this morning
from a trip down the line.
Land Commissioner Williams returned
from jamestown this morning.
Mrs. E. G. WEIGH returned this after
noon from q visit in Dickinson.
Attorney Patterson returned Sunday
from Glendale, where he has been at.
tending q term Of court.
Mrs. W. M. Tuohy and children of
Butte, formerly of Bismarck, were pas
sengers on to.day's train en- route from a
visit 10 Kentucky.
J. E. Squirting of Butte, who succeeds
p. j. Schwellenbach as agent at James.
town, was a passenger on this afternoons
train to enter upon his duties.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
Horse Kissing Ind ustry.

Mr.. Geo. F. Woodman, manager OF
one of the most extensively interested
companies in the state devoted to the
breeding and raising Of horses, and the
headquarters of which company is in
Billings county, about fifty miles south
west of Dickinson, was an east bound
passenger on this afternoons train, On
route to Boston to pass the winter. Upon
the ranges of the company, whose in.
terests are managed by Mr.. Woodman are
from 1880 to 1000 finely bred Percheron
horses, among them the descendants of
some of the most famous sires in the
country. The smaller, western stock,
which, until lately, have held sway on
the western North Dakota ranges, have
been disposed of by this company to the
number of several hundred each year,
many of them being sold in the east, for
the use of polo players, and in many
cases for light and fancy driving teams.
They have been replaced. from time to
SAuos "AoA q 6IdOo VI dueTlCHQ horses,
larger, more docile, and better suited for
heavy draft purposes, for which class Of
horses there Is a ready market. Their
complete acclimation is but a matter of
a brief time, and there is now being bred
in the western part of the state, and on
this ranch especially, a class Of good,
heavy, hardy draft horses, which are
equal if not superior to those raised in
any part Of the country.
The horse raising industry, says MI.
Woodman, is becoming a considerable
one in the western part of the state, and is
carried on to a much greater extent than
is realized by the greater portion of the
states population. The broad extent OF
the ranges, exceptionally good pasturage
and natural winter shelter, all combine
to render horse raising less expensive
than in portions of the country moi
blessed to such an extent with natural
advantages.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
Wednesdays Personals.

Judge Allison of Steele came l., ~, a..
morning tram.
Secretary Grant returned this morn;ru
from his trip down the line.
Olaf johnson left on this MORNINGS
train for a trip to points on the coast.
A. l.. Carey went to Fargo this after.
noon to eat Thanksgiving turkey at
home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Finlay Grant went dovr
to Fargo this afternoon to pass Thanks.
giving.
Receiver Mckenzie of the Northern
Pacific branches, came in from the eas,
this morning.
a. S. Capehart returned east this
afternoon, after having finished M his
business affairs here.
Insurance Commissioner Cudhie re-.
turned this morning from a visit at his
home in Willow City.
Mrs. Joseph Hare and children left
on this mornings train for Helena.
Mont, for a visit of a month or 81,
weeks.
w. B. Livermore left on this morn.
ing's train for Moscow, Idaho, and will
return with Hall, who is wanted for sell.
ing mortgaged property.
Hon. Il. N. Stevens is attending court
l n Lisbon this week. As the TRIBUNE
stated some time ago, Steve is likely to
make Bismarck his home in the ~furture.
He has business in Washington that
will require his attention much of the
time during the coming year, but his old
attachment for Bismarck is so strong;
he will likely locate here.
Alderman Healy is reported as quite
i'll at his home.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
Saturdays Personals

Col. Little returned from the east on
this mornings train.
Auditor Porter returned this morning
from a trip to jamestown and LaMoure.
Senator McGillivray was a west bound
passenger this morning, returning from
Jamestown.
Isaac Hooper has gone up to Fort
Berthold, to look after the lumber in
terests of John P. Hoagland.
Mrs. Allen, mother of Mayor Allen,
who accompanied him to St. Paul, re.
turned on this mornings train.
Sheriff Hayes returned to Dickinson
this morning, having turned his prisoner
over to the penitentiary authorities.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
The Horsey Are Looked After.

It is gratifying to notice that a very
large percentage of the horses standing
on the streets are now comfortably
blanketed during all severe weather.
The practice is not quite universal yet
and it will be we'll for all persons who
leave horses standing on the streets, to
remember that the law against cruelty
to animals is quite severe, and interested
parties are bound to see that it is not in
fringed.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
Fridays Personals.

Mrs. E. E. Morris has returned from
st. Paul.
Rev. Sheckler went down the line on
this afternoons train.
Rev. Green, who has been assisting
in the conducting of revival meetings f.,
returned to Mandan this morning.
Judge Winchester returned from
Mandan this afternoon. having com.
pleted the term of court there this after.
noon.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
First publication Dec. l, 1881
SumInOnS-District Court.

STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA, COUNTY, V rr
- Burleigh-ln district ~court-slxth 'ou'o'"'
district. ~ .,,,
Alexander Mckenzie, plaintiff W.. ". nen''
Btinghurst and Charles Stewart, defendants.
The state of North dakota to the above h"''''
defendants: and
Yon and each of you are hereby SUM n oned "na
reqniIed to answer the comslpl"in!t. int. in IT. tue clark nI', Of
said Court. and to serve u copy OF yonr ""i"s,
to tho snid complaint, on the h!ips;;r r tho
ut his Office in the city OF Bismarck; i ~ IN
county Of Burleish and state afo ,";s 'i sIw w'."1s
upon you. exclusive of tho day of sucl, sor ,"int
and II you fail 20 answer, tho said G"!n ~ This
within tho time aforesaid. the plnintim ~; ~ ,Ic.
action will apply to the court for tho ro'''' T"
manded IN tho complaint
Dated November 2, A. D., 1871: md, NV
Plaintiffs Attorney, Bismarck. Me-
To w. Henry BrinKhurst and Charles o'""
tho above named defendnnts:, .r;y;nul
You viii pi9auo taks notice ia that a,t IN" @"pp ifIII"li
40 ion was filed with the I lerk or .ItS isos.
named Court On tho 18th day OF MoycaiH,GrEV
Plaintiffs Attorney. Bismarck ~
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
Choral Union Reorganization.

CnOral union Reorganization.
The Bismarck Choral Union, whose
work in years gone by will be we'll re-
membered by all old residents was re.
organized last Tuesda y at q largely at.
tended meeting at the reading room of
old members and a whole host of new
ones
General remarks we're made regarding
the good work in the musical line that
might be accomplished by the music
loving portion of the community, and a
general desire was manifest to take hold
with a will and push the same to COM
plete success.
President G. B, Little Of the old union
was unanimously elected president Of
the reorganization; VIM. T. Perkins,
secretary and f. w. .Alvord, treasurer.
The treasurer was instructed to CORE
spond with Mr.. F. W. Smith, treasurer of
the old union regarding balance in his
hands as treasurer, and was made ex-
oficio, q committee Of one to secure
funds for the general maintenance of
the organization. Rev. Mr.. Cooke, O. V.
Berry and J. w. Lucas were appointed a
! committee to secure proper quarters and
a %janitor.
President Little, S. D. Conover and J.
A. Barnes we're appointed a committee
on music.
VIM. r. Perkins, w. o. DePuy, E. L.
Faunce, +. w. Alvord and R. D. Hos
kins a committee on leader and organist.
A general meeting will be called for
some evening next week when the com
mittees will make reports and the work
commenced.
1t wants to be generally understood
that the object is not wholly to cultivate
and give practice to all old singers, but
a beginners class will be organized to
meet a half hour earlier for drill in the
elementary parts.
There are many in the city who are in
tereeted in it's musical culture and will
doubtless subscribe to- maintain the or
~ganization though not Of the musica
class.
The various churches in the cit,
should take hold of this with energy al
it first benefits will be manifested il
both choir and congregational singing.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
First publication Dec. 1. 1881
Notice to Creditors.

TN THE NATTER OF THE ESTATE UT
i Claude b. Holley, deceased. ~
All persons having claims against said 1iau az
b. Holley. deceased. are required to exhibit te
signed. Julia A. Holley, administratrix of SAL, 1.
estate, Mt her residence in the city Of Bism"1GR'
in the County of Burleigh, State of North ia "a
kotn' and that four months have been liniite; &c
the time for creditors to present their ci"'''e
against said estate.
JULIA A. HOLLEY.
Administrators.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
In Favor Of Martin.

An interesting land contest decision
was rendered Tuesday in case Of Mar
tin va. Colgrove, from Stark county,
wherein decision was rendered for the
contestant. The case involves some val
liable rock deposit lands, and was fought
hard nv both sides.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
Mandan Gets q Plum.

Geo. Peoples Of Mandan, has received
a license from the government to do bus
mess at Fort Yates as Indian trader.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01

If you suffer from %looseness of bowels
or fever and ague, Angostura Bitters
will cure you. DR.. j. G. B. Siegert &
Sons, sole manufacturers. Ask your
druggist.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
The Russian Cactus.

The citizens of the southeastern part
Of the state and the executive COMMITTEES
recently appointed by the governor, are
taking active interest ~ the matter of
the determination of the Russian cactus.
n governor has received notice Of q
mass meeting Of farmers held in Norway
township, Dickey county, in which reso-
lutlons were passed in favor of fencing
against the Russian pest, and the author
ization on the part of the legislature of
the issuance of township bonds to the
extent of not to exceed $4,000, to be
loaned to farmers in an amount not
exceeding $50 for each quarter section
this money to be used in fencing aud re.
paid in three years with interest at the
rate of 7 per cent.
From Secretary j. NJ. Devine of the
cactus executive committee also comes a
request for $3.50 state aid-through the
department of agriculture and labor
with which to prosecute the work now
before the committee. The committee
desires to gather all necessary informa-
ton and present the matter before the
senate and house committees with a
view of obtaining congressional aid.
Hon. L. r. Casey has been appointed
a member of the Russian thistle execu-
tive committee, vice E. P. Wells, re.
signed. Mr.. Wells could not spare the
time required, thus the change. This
makes Senator Casey a member of both
the county and executive committee.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01
his coat fcom a nail in which it had

his coat fcom a nail in which it had
caught.
Several witnesses were called who
were in the vicinity Of the fracas, but
who did not see much Of the affair.
Witnesses were called in rebuttal, and
the attorneys proceeded to address the
jury. Mr.. Newton was in the midst of
his speech when the court adjourned at
II o'clock.
IL the afternoon the addresses OF the
attorneys were continued, and the case
was given to the jury,
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01

Thousands of lives are saved annually
by the use of Ayers Cherry Pectoral.
In the treatment of Group and whooping
cough, the Pectoral has a most marvel
Gus effect. 1t allays inflammation, frees
the obstructed air passages and con-
trolls the desire to cough.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1893-12-01

For PHYS sake, don't growl and grum-
BILE because you are troubled with indi-
gestion. No good was eyer effected by
snarling and fretting. Be a man (unless
you happen to be a woman) and take
Ayers Sarsaparilla, which will relieve
you, whether nan or woman.