New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-08-02

rho Rar Uarbor correspondent Of The Lewiston
cIe, Journal" says Mr.. Pulitzer Is seen on the
street every day. His eyes trouble him. ana ne
wears broad-rim hat almost as Dig as Daiine
KimbaWs who has hitherto taken the PAIN LUZ
the biggest hat in the place.
4 Dangerous Summer Girl.-He-So we are en-
gagged Isn't It lovely?
She-Perfectly. 49,, ,,a,oa
He-I wonder If anybody saw me when Kissed
you last nShtI
She-I hope 80.
He-What
He-Why? .,.a
She mean business and want Witnesses
Detroit Free Press.
II IS possible that the Duke of Veragua would not
lose anything II he should write letter declining
any financial aid from America
THE GAME OF GRAB.
lust as | am without plea.
But please don't thump life out OF me -
Poor weak slams pathetic cry
Is heard because no help Is nigh
France grabs her soil. John Bull her trade:
No Christian Power gives her aid
There's heart that seems TO feel
The least response To her appeal.
Is this the love to brother man
Taught when the Masters reign began!
II SO, call home the mission band
1t has no place In Slams land.
IT'S might makes right. as nations hold,
And justice basely yields TO gold
The Western Powers cannot say:
-Crroy Times.
\ North Carolina woman has a lock OF hair sent
to her by a friend two years ago. 1t vas then
an inch and half long. II has been growing ever
since. and is now over foot long. At least, that
is the story she tells. and there is in her
town who will venture to deny It,
Manager-That young nephew of yours Is sleepy
sort Of fellow What shall do with him?
Merchant Sec II you can't find room for him In
the night-shirt department.-CTit Bits.
1.-THE ST. Joseph (io) Herald" issued a handsome
souvenir edition July 26. in commemoration Of
the hftieth anniversary of the founding of the
city. The growth Of 81. Joseph in wealth and
population has been marked during the last few
years and the facts addueed by THE Herald
show that It's growth has been both healthy and
substantial. The Herald itself is able and
progressive paper and has always worked faith-
fully for the best interests of the city.
Mrs Meadowlot-What kind Of a thing is a maya
zine rifle, any way, Ebenezer? Did you ever see
one?
Mr. Mcadowlot-No; but it's some new-fangled
contraption for them editors 10 shoot poets with,
| suppose. -(Bufalo Courier.
cartoon in the current Judge" sizes up the
situation effectively that Democrats as well
as Republicans must appreciate it. The Judge is
sitting "A rail fence in front of the Capitol con-
emplating Uncle Sam and Miss Columbia opening
the watermelon of the Democratic Administration.
The first slice has been more than enough. and
both pretty badly doubled up with collie.
Guide-I have brought you to this point. miss In
order that your first view OF the Manufactures
Building may enable you TO grasp In some measure
its stately magnificent, yet simple grandeur.
Young Woman dn wheeled chair)-Oh, isn't II
NICE Chicago Tribune.
The following unique advertisement recent
ly appeared in the "Neue Freie Presse"
of Vienna "A young man (SociasD
wishes to marry "a girl of similar
vlctions She must be kind hearted, a serious
thinker, OF a manly character. The most important
conditions wealth beauty and talent for
literature The marriage must be preceded by
long correspondence. Reply to Welded Battlers
for Liberty at the office OF the 'Neue Freie
Presse.' -
The Perversity OF Borrowers-Tom-You want to
borrow money? Why. you refused the loan
offered you yesterday!
Cholies-Well yesterday 1 merely hard I'D
for n few necessaries To-day need II for some
luxuries I'VE Just learned of.-(Chicago Record