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Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1893-11-24
Locat Brertt.es.

Next Thursday is Thanksgiving Day.
1898 is nearing to an end.
Christmas is Eve weeks OF next Monday.
The weather prophets are predicting Sc
we're winter.
We have on our first page very interest
ing thanksgiving story. Read it.
John Washington, of Hughesville, this
county, has been granted pension
Mr.. Julian Cox has sold bis handsome Bell
Founder cot to hr. Y. Il Neale for fancy
price.
1t is reported thai Judge Briscoe is condn-
ed to bis home in Calvert county from sick
ness.
Miss wee-Wee Huugerford. Of Pcawaxen,
is visiting the Kisses Chapman in this neigh
borhood.
Mr. and Mrs James Richards. Of Washing
ton, paid short visit TO friends in the county
during the week.
Mrs. VIM Dove, who has been dividing
Der time between England. Scotland and
Fraace during the past Eve years Is home on a
visit to her parents, Mr.. aud Mrs. b. ID. Kerr,
OF Mattaw oman.
The attention of our readers Is called to the
advertisement Of Mr.. v H. Neale, which ap
pears in another column, offering irst.class
farm wagon for sale.
Mrs. Dr. Lancaster and Mrs Judge Rich
moni came up with their honured husbands
on Tuesday to see the 'ast DAYS of Port
Tobacco" "whose lights have He'd aud gar
lands dead, and all but old foggies departed"
These intelligent matrnns will in the near flu
ture visit Chrpel Point and La Plata. and
you bet these two good husbands will know
how 10 vote for the court house.
Mr.. Spe-rman Lancaster one Of the most
conspicuous Of La Plata's haters, visited
that place on Wednesday and attended the en-
ertainment held there for the benefit OF the
Episcopal Church He was treated with eve
ry courtesy and respect, and it is hoped the
kindness be received may broaden his mind
on the subject OF what is hest for bis county's
good in the way Of the county seat.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1893-11-24

DR.. Fenner' Salt Rheum Ointment is known
by those familiar with ii as the 'grandest
medicine ever made by man. For all skin
eruptions. Warranted to satisfy or money re-
turned. Flr sale by all dealers and W. w.
Padgett, Port Tobacco.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1893-11-24

DR.. Fenuer's Blood and Liver Pills are the
best family physic. Mild, no gripping, yet nc.
i've and most thorough. Superior to all 9th
ers. Warranted TO satisfy CT money refunded,
For sale by all dealers and w. W. Padgett.
Port Tobacco.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1893-11-24

The Novembe term Of the Circuit Court
was begun on Monday. Judge Crane came
over BY way Ct Benedict, at an unusually
early hour for him, and called
court. Captain Il IIeoer Boswell was made
foreman Of the grand jury, and the following
persons drawn to makr Up that body;
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1893-11-24

Dr. Frnners Cattrrh Remedy 'tends right
to business" Never fails to cure. For sale
by all dealers and W. W. Padgett, P rt
Tobacco.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1893-11-24
We WANT YOU

% act as our agent, We furnish an expensive
outfit and AL yon need tree. Ii costs MORNING TO
try the business We will treat you we'll and
help you TO earn tel times ordinary wages Both
sexes Of all ages can live at home and work in
pare time, or all the time. ANY one auy where
eau earn great deal of mooney. Many have made
Two Hundred Dollars Month. No class OF
people in the world are making much money
without capital as those AZ work for Us. Business
pleasant, strictly honorable, and pays better ih'.n
any other offered agents. You have a clear
field, with no competition We equip you with
verifying, and supply printed directions for
beginners which, ii 0bgyed failhiullr, will bring
more money Than viii any other business I'm
prove your prospect, Why nOf2 \ on can DO 50
easily and surely at work for us. Reasonable
industry only necessary for absolute success.
Pamphlet circular ing every particular is sent
rec to all. DELAY rot in sending for it,
GEORGE STINsON 4 co,
oOA so. ass, Portland, Me
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1893-11-24

Either we make grent mistake in saying
DobLins' Oeine Soap Is cents ! harl IS The
cheapest soap male, or you make mistake
10 not using it. Try it AMI see whose is the
mistake Your grocer has it.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1893-11-24

TRESpASS NOTICE.

Two thoroughbred Jersey Heifer Calves,
about months old for sale. Apply to
nov 24-ct + STONE.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1893-11-24

The Gorernor will take up The election 20
'j'ns IT, v ry" 'I-unE nc ms Consented TO
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fotal ma ptrsonal.


es- The Office Of the lNDsrESpESr he's been
vsmopsd to tie .frst floor Of The Masonic Hal,
i.me6ately qPosas ne Episcopal Church.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1893-11-24
ma ARE

showing a complete
line of Gents Calf Kip
and Gum BOOTS aud
a superb stock Of fine
medium and heavy
weight SHOES for
Gents. Ladies and
Children; and the
largest stock If
RUBBERS
in the city.
rs
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1893-11-24
Terms for Advertising.
Transient Rates.

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Fsur changes allowed to yearly advertisers
without additional charge.
All advertisements due and payable after the
Arst Insertion
obitsaries ana Personal communications
will BE inserted at tes cents per line.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1893-11-24

The attention Of our readers Is called to the
advertisement Of Mr. V II. Neale, which ap
pears in another column, offering first-class
farm wagon for sale.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1893-11-24

Mr. and Mrs James Richards. Of Washing
ton, paid short visit TO friends in the county
during the week
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1893-11-24

Mrs VIM Dove, who has been dividing
Der time between England Scotland and
Fraace during the past Eve years Is home on a
visit to her parents, Mr. and Mrs. B. ID. Kerr,
OF MnttaN oman.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
Lightning's Singular Tresks.

Lightning strokes frequently re-
suit in blindness, deafness or paraly-
sis. Sometimes the lightning assails
. single object on . mans pezson
without apparently touching the man
himself. Coins have been melted until
they stuck together in mans pocket
while he suffered no i'll consequences.
Keys, watches and watch chains,
metal cartridges and eyeglass frames
have been more or less damaged
while the person who wore them was
almost uninjured. There have been
many cases where clothing has been
almost demolished without injury to
it's wearer. Iron pegs have been
pulled out of shoes, and rubber boots
have been destroyed frequently.
The brass eyelets were torn out of a
Georgia mans shoes, but he felt only
a slight and harmless shock.-New
York Evening Sun.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
GRAIN SACKS.
1900 grain sacks for rent.
Apply to J H. BLY,.
HELP OFFERED.

HELP OFFERED.
Owing to the extreme financial de.
preston hundreds of men in all cur
cities have been thrown out of employ
m~nt. Many of these are able aud
willing to do farm work. There are
doubtless many farmers who need help
for the remainder If the season-and
others who could find work all winter
for good men, at low wages. A bureau
has been organized in st. Paul, under
the name OF 1.-THE Public Employment
Bureau" by city officials and citizens.
to find work for as many as possible Of
her unemployed workers. Any farmer
needing help, either tor the fall months
or for the entire winter, may readily
secure it by addressing Mayor F. P.
Wright. st. Paul, MIMI, stating what
he wants, and on what terms.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
Augustine Br0han.

One day on leaving the stage Au-
gustine Brohan happened to hear
two fellow artists discussing a sub
ject which seemed to be extremely
engrossing. On questioning them as
to the topic of conversation:
1--WE are speaking of the creation, "
they said.
II was not living at that time, "
she answered, smiling. And then
added, with a very serious face,
"You had better ask Nine. Allan
about it."
This lady, who was one of her RI
walls on the stage, was often the OBJ
ject of her jokes. OF course Angus
tine Brohan had many adversaries
at the Coincide Franchise. The un-
sparing nature Of her wit and her
brilliant success as an artist were
sufficient to give rise to petty quar-
rels She used her power Of repartee
to rid herself of her assailants.
On one occasion one Of them came
to her and said laughingly, as if she
had a joke to tell:
my dear, let me tell you some
stupid thing to make you Taught"
you have only to open your
mouth" said Augustine, with an as
sumption Of calm Indifference
Fortnightly Review.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
She Objected.

Whoever has seen Cornish funeral
knows how "ilka lassie has her laddie'
in the melancholy procession, and not
only are there lads and lassies, but more
mature couples. It is q matter not only
of ceremony, but choice. A clergyman
was ministering the other day to par
ishioner whose end was approaching,
when the voice Of the sick mans wife,
who was something of virago, made
itself heard through the open window,
II don't care what comes or goes, but l
will not follow the corpse with little
man. "-Argonant
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21

Worlds Fair thirty day excursion
rates to Chicago, H., via c., st. P, NJ
& 0. Ry., commencing August 1st and
continuing to October 31st, 1893. The
rat from Worthington to Chicago will
bp $l5.25 for round trip. / hese tickets
will be- good on any train and in all
cars, but of course do not include berth
rate in sleeping cars, which are always
extra. They will be confined to con-
tinuous passage III each direction, and
good going only on date Of sale, with
final limit for return. thirty days from
date of sale, except tickets sold after
October 18th will be limited to expire
November 18th, 1893. It'll
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
OCEAN TROLLEY.
Latest Plaa g ssad Great ships sptnnin0
AcPuas the 1DA.

Latest Plsa g ssad ,0rsat ships spinniag
Across the Ssa. -.
It 10 pretty we'll UNDERWOOD that
the limit of speed in ocean steamers
10 about reached If tho present mod.
els are adhered to, and that if there
is to be any gain in swiftness it must
be by the trial Of a new form. The
difficulty 10 to devise vessel Of
which the structural strength shall
be great enough to carry the mass
i've engines requisite for increased
speed and at the same time to resist
the force of the ocean storms If the
sea were calm. there would be no
difficulty in increasing the speed of
the ocean greyhounds," but with
the tremendous force of waves and
storms it is not possible to do this
with the present models.
It is not impossible that the solu
ton of the problem lies in the sub
marine ship. and that the passenger
steamer of the future will 60 under
water instead of across it's surface
The advance made in the planning
and working of submarine boats in
the last 10 years makes this seem not
wholly impossible, as it must have
looked once, and there is no doubt
that the freedom from the effects
of surface storms would allow a
swiftness which could hardly be ar
rived at on the surface. 1t might
also solve the question of seasick
ness, as it is probable that submarine
locomotion would be much smoother
and less disturbing to the stomach
than the present method Of travel
ing. All that one can say, however,
is that we shall see what we shall
see.
Perhaps the steamer of the future
will be operated on a trolley by
means of a submarine cable. The
advantages of this plan would be
great, as it would prevent the neces'
sity of carrying immense quantities
of fuel and of keeping the vessel
loaded down with enormous engines.
All the delay and difficulty and ex.
pense of managing furnaces and en-
gines on board ship would be done
away with by the oceanic trolley
system, and the ship could be made
so much lighter that it could go
whizzing across the ocean in couple
of days. Danger of accident could
be brought to be no greater than it
is at present by having a sufficient
number of repair steamers on the
route, which could keep the cables in
repair, and in case of any accident to
the trolley could bring the passenger
boat into port or put it again in con-
nection with the cable.
There can be no question that the
proper means of crossing the At
lantic quickly is by some system
which will allow the motive power
to be applied from the shore, either
by trolley or a cable. The limit Of
speed for ships that carry engines
and fuel is certainly practically
reached on the surface, and there are
difficulties in the way of submarine
which it would be hard
to conquer. The trolley system is
capable of great extension, and we
may yet live to go to Europe by it's
means. Boston Courier.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
Ore Time When.

"What nonsense this all is about men
getting on their knees when they pro-
poser said Mrs. Parslow to her dear
friend. my husband didn't do any such
absurd thing when he asked me to marry
him."
He did when he proposed to me, said
the dear friend, without thinking. -Har.
Der's Bazaar.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
The Daily Petition.

There are men in New York and
Brooklyn who are called clippers and
whose business is to cut off the back
hair of schoolgirls. There is a pecul-
lar significance in the prayers of these
young women when they utter the
words, "Give us this day our daily
braid. boston Transcript.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
Fun at the Table.

A man read in q paper that the family
table should always be the scene OF
laughter and merriment and that no
meal should be passed in the moody 81
lence that 80 often characterizes those
occasions. The idea struck him so fa-
vorably that when his family was gath
cred around the table that evening he
said:
Nov, this sort Of thing of keeping 10
mum at meals has got to stop. You hear
me? You girk put in an toll stories an
keep up some agreeable sort O talk, an
you boys laugh an be jolly, or I'll take
an dust your jackets with stick till you
can't stand. Now, begin"
The glare that esent around the table
made the family as funny as funeral.-
Tit-Bits.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
All Ready.

It'd Bits: ''Now, my little girls and
boys" said a teacher, II want you to
be very still-so still that you can
hear pin drop"
In moment all was silent, when a
littly boy shrieked, "Let her drop!"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
FOR SALE.
Two horses and colt. Apply to
1t2* 8. A. PAULSON.
ST. PETERS STATE HOSPITAL.
ST. PETER, MIMI.

TRAINING SCHOOL FOR NURSES.
There is in this hospital a training
school for nurses, the object Of which
is to 1T young men and women for the
profession of nursing. They not only
become familiar with the care of the
insane, but are trained in general
nursing as we'll, so that after taking u
two years. course, and graduating,
they will be be competent to do general
sick nursing, and il they choose to do
so, by taking one years. training in u
general hospital to become familiar
with surgical nursing, they will DO
competent to do any kind of nursing
and will be much better trained than
the graduate of general hospital.
The course Of study is graded and
extends over two years, consisting of
lectures and practical instruction in all
the details Of the care of the sick aud
insane. Young men and women TAX
ing this two years course Of training
receive an amount Of culture, indie
pendent Of their training rs nurses,
which will fit them for any occupation
they may choose to take up after grad
uation, and it has the great advantage
of teaching them to be orderly, meth
odical and accurate, beside developing
in them the power Of self control.
During their undergraduate term Of
service, men are paid $500 during the
month and this is gradually increased
according to merit until after six
months they are paid $500. Gradu~
ates may, for good and extended SER
vice I've paid $500 per month. Wo-
men are paid $12 90 the first month to
be gradually increased to $500 after
six months. Graduates may be paid
$500.
All applicants should be between IS
to 80 years Of age, free from disease or
deformity, and they are expected to CO.
ter for the full term of instruction.
Each applicant on being accepted will
be expected to serve one month on pro-
baton, after which, If their service
has been satisfactory, they will sign
contract with the accounting officer of
the institution and provide themselves
With the uniform for nurses.
It is the desire of the institution to
elevate nursing to profession of
which any one would be proud to he
member, and We therefore wish to en-.
list intelligent young women and men
in the service. At the same tine it Is
best for them to thoroughly under
stand that they are undertak ng an ar.
duous task, which will require courage,
patience and self-sacrifice on their
part. The regular term of instruction
will begin September LIST, and we
would like to have as many ,applica-
tions as possible sent in before that
time, although candidates can enter
at any time. Those who are DESTROYS
of entering the training school will
please write to the I'm dersigned, when
application blanks will be furnished
them. If their references prove salts
factory, the names Of candidates will
he sent for as needed.
II. \. TOMLINSON,
sos Medical Superintendent.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
Lost His Speaking Tube.

Washington News: As congress-
man was riding toward the capitol in
a cable car yesterday the wind blew
his hat off, but nimbled- footed
colored citizen recovered it and re-
covered it and restored to the owner,
saying: "Boss, here's your speaking
tube"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
.Answer II Not Present.

Judge: The ;colored woman, in
charge of the ladies' waiting room al
the Jersey Central railway stations
poked her head inside the door the
other and asked;
"If anybody here by the name of
Miss Helen Simpson
No answer.
lis Helen Simpson here :" the wo-
man repeated. Because if she is SHIT
is wanted at the telephone"
No one answered, whereupon the
questioner said rather tartly: 81
think you might answer yes or no."
HOME SEEKERS EXCUR>ION>.
The Burlington. Cedar Rapids and
Northern Railway will run three (3>
Grand Harvest Excursions to xl'
points on its line, west of and inclnI-
ing Iowa Falls. Also to other points
in the West, Northwest. South and
Southwest.
Tickets on sale August p, Septpm-
Der II and October 10. and are limitrd
good (2O) days from date Of sale. F"'
further information call on or address
any agent Of the Comrany"r
J. E. HANNEGAN.
Gen. Tiki. and Pass. ACT.
Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21

M. E. Lawton has farms for sale,
fafms to rent, farms to trade for town
property or live stOkck. 23-tf
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21

GOOD ROOMS FOR RENT.
Furnished or unfurnished. Enquire
of 5l-tf L. B. BENNETT.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
live newspapers. Success to you
brothers.-LakeP Park News.

Editor Eastwood is really getting
metropolitan ideas, just as we feared
last week. He has leased his Heron
Lake News to G. E. Mallahan and has
shaken off the dust of that lively little
town for a larger field at Worthington,
where he has purchased the ADVANCE.
He has ordered new material and now
expects to rival the Minneapolis Trib-
une and the Ramsey Register. Sue
cess to you, Carl.-N. S. Gordon in
Austin Transcript.
C.S. Eastwood has leased his paper,
the Heron Lake News, to G. F. MALTA
han, and has purchased the Worth
ington ADvANcE.-We wish both gen.
tlemen success in their new venture
Grant Falls Journal.
1t is reported that Eastwood, of the
Heron Lake News, is to seek a larger
field by the purchase of the Worthing-
ton ADVANCE. His time as postmaster
at Heron Lake runs out in a few days
and the present administration has no
further use for editors of his political
complexion. What will Heron Lake
do without Eastwood : His paper
built up the town as nothing else has.
Perhaps Doc Brown and Ed Grimes
will take a hand at the editorial bel
lows, if Eastwood deserts them.-Au
tin Transcript.
Carl Eastwood has sold his Heron
Lake News to G. F. Mallahan and has
purchased the Worthington ADVANCE,
which he will take charge of about
Sept. l. Mr.. Eastwood is a bright
newspaper man and gave the people
of Heron Lake a good paper, and will
doubtless greatlyimprove the ADVANCE.
-Madelia Messenger.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21

Good meat market in an Iowa town
for sale or exchange.
3ltf NJ. E.. LAWTON.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21

I We understand that G. S. Eastwood
has disposed of the Heron Lake News,
and that he will move to Worthington
to assume control of his new paper, the
Worthington ADVANCE. We are sorr,,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
FOR CHEAPHOMES

On line of this road in Northwestern Iowa,
Southwestern Minnesota and South Dakota,
where drought and crop failures are unknown.
Thousands Of choice acres OF land yet unsold.
Local Excursion rates given. For full infor-
nation as to prices of land and rates Of fare,
address General Ticket and Passenger Agent
All OF the Passenger Trains on all Divisions
of this Railway are heated by Steam from the
engine, and the Main Line Day Passenger Trains
are lighted with the Electric Light.
Maps, Time Tables, Through Rates and all in
formation furnished on application to Agents.
Tickets on sale over this route at all prominent
points in the Union, and by its Agents. to all
parts of the United States and Canada.
~ For announcements of Excursion Rates,
and local matters Of interest, please refer to
the local columns of this paper.
G. ]. IVES, J. Z. HANNEGAN,
Pres't and Gen'l Supt. Con Tkt. and Pass'r Agt.
CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21
LOST |

A Wellealey Glass Pin-with 4" Welles.
ley" on tho crescent, and "P.G. %" on
the star. Finder will please return to
Mrs. W. =. Strawn at the Worthinston
Hotel, and DO rewarded. 8.tf. ;
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21

Editor Eastwood expects to take
charge of his recently purchased news
paper plant at Worthington about the
first of next month. With new mater
ial ordered he will have one of the
finest equipped newspaper Offices in
the state, outside of the big cities.
Worthington is getting to be quite a
metropolitan town, which taken into
consideration with Bro. Eastwood's
rustling proclivities, we may expect
some day to read copy of the "Daily
ADVANCE" &C. F. Mallahan in Heron
Lake News.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21

Carl Eastwood has leased his paper,
the Heron Lake News, and purchased
the Worthington ADVANCE. This shows
prosperity on the part of our journal
istic brother, and we hope he will sue
coed in his new venture.-Madelia
Times.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1893-09-21

Carl Eastwood has leased his Heron
Lake News and purchased the Wor-
Ellington ADVANCE. He takes charge
of the ADVANCE Sept. LIST, and we ca.
promise the readers of that sheet that
he will give them live, progressive
Republican newspaper. - Adrian
Guardian.