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San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-06-07

IT seems to be fur to the end of
that Behring Sea sealing arbitra-
ton. The end is not yet.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-06-07

Announcements for State and County
)ficerS ten Dollars in advance.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-06-07

THE repeal of the Sherman Sill
yer bill is inevitable.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-06-07

HUMAN nature is the same all
America over; like crimes meet
with like punishment in every
state.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-06-07
WEDNESDAY,JUN 7, 1898.

THAT dam regatta is ripe.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-06-07

tE All contracts or Hills must be APP
proved by the Secretary and Manager.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-06-07

| CHICAGO is getting reused u
over the big bank runs, but n
panic is apprehended.
|
THE northern banker appears t
be in as hard luck, or harder, thai
his southern brother.
UNCLE SANS credit is goot
enough for greenbacks without ;
| G old redemption clause.
THE "knights of the grip" are
spending their nights this weel
sampling Peoria rye and hospital
ity.
"TALE of disembOdied soul" is
making the rounds of the story
papers. No relation to the missing
link.
HUMAN nature is the same all
America over; like crimes meet
with like punishment in every
state.
EcLALIE is not laundering after
the presence of Italian ROYALTY
American democracy is good
enough for her.
BASEBALL stock is rising and the
clubs in the league are not called
upon to put up so large margins
this year as last.
ANY farther division of the Pre- S.
byterian church is unnecessary.
There is room with the Congrega-
tionalists for Briggs.
ISAAC PUsEY GRAY is one of the
luckiest men in this country, or
that vice-presidential lightning
would have struck him.
DALLAS is taking on airs since
she discovered that no one an
swered San Antonio's advertise
ment for lost Fair.
CAPTAIN MACKEY is by far the
biggest boy in the council chamber.
He is the youngest of the lot and
feels his oats the most.
THIS country need not kick over
the bills it is paying for the enter
tainment of royal visitors. 1t only
comes once in 400 years.
THE Briggs case has given the
Globe Democrat an opportunity
for showing how hugely it enjoys
kicking a man when he is down.
THE revenue officers in North
Carolina are dropping to their bust
ness, with twenty-three stills cap
tured and destroyed in one week.
THE Democrats have at last dis
covered that the government has
the power to issue bonds in order
to protect the gold reserve for
greenback redemotion.
YOU can file an injunction
against a dam, but to take out an
injunction against dam imbecility
is not so easy. Austin and Male
are authority on this point.
THE Democrats have the country
where the capillary is abbreviated,
but it does not appear that it is
likely to afford financial peace or
tariff reduction to the people.
Houston Posi- is excusable for
not telling the truth about that
city. The town is so covered with
mud that it is impossible to tell
how it would look if it was I'M
THOSE innOcents who imagine
that Cleveland is a Democratic
babe, seeking instruction at the
fountain hnnd of +hn+ m .4.z LII
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-06-07
Visiting Cards free.

Apply to FRED SMALL, City Circula-
tor for the Daily LIGHT, q E. Commerce.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-23
sbSr;ro;5ns MI3+.sr r,o6.,

Sbiringif@e 8ldtter MAIDEN ba=
rauf aufmerfiam, baB Ser3og Nlfreb,
als er bic fonft gebrdu9li9e Gormel
bon @ottes @naben" in ieiner BRO.
clamation meslieB, barin nur benz 8ei.
fpiel beS nertorbenet 9eraoss @rnf
II folste. 6er3og grnff bat ii6 ienel
Gormel felt benz &ebolutionsiabre MIDI
mebr betient. St er3dbIt ielbft in iei,
men 2ebenserinnerungen, baB er in
iener ftiirmii6em 3eit f6 nur uugern
basu ~bertanben babe, gIei@ ben anbern
Jirten, auf ben 3ufaB sbon @ottea
@naben" gu ber5i6ten, neil bieier Wers
5i6t elm er3tpungener gemeien iei. 9as
gegen babe er ii9 na9ber, als bic &epoe
luton boriibergebrauft mar, ni6t ents
f6lieBen f6nnen, benz 8eiipiel Der anbes
rem beuti9en Girfen gu fDlge11 unb iene
GOrmel aud feinem firitli@en Sitel
wieber5usuieben. Seinert bitorii9en
Sinne babe 6as niberfrebt; benn
weut man es berfolse, mie beionbers
bic fleinen beuti9en Staten AT benz
getuOrben ieien, mas fe run finb, 70
erf9eine es linn ionberbar, bier bon
Der @nabe @otte8 su reben.
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: @ieIe 8erIiner @rnsfnnfIeute ners

giele 8erIiner @rnBtauHeute Der.
el11tgten li6 tar3li9 au benz 3wede, in
Berlin aQidbrli6, bon beu Tabrifan.
ten NorbsD euti9lanbs gu beI6idenbt
Nfefen gu beranftalten. 9as Inter.
1tebtite1l ertpies ii6 als erfolgrei6. Su
01elem Wtorat betrug Der Maarenum:
LAP tnebrere MiQionen Marf. Scr
getpatger MeKe it ba6ur9 betrd6tIi,
der Nbbru6 getban morben. Sci eli
mem ganfett our 6eier bes Grfolgcs
6er erlten 8erliner MeRe iprad Der
NorltBeuoe bic Sofnung aus, baB fid
Die anelltaniiden adnfer 5u Der Otter
mefe 1894 in S6oaren einftellen
merben.
= Sic 8.rliner 5ocilli1,n 6ab.n
eiuen Mufruf erlaReH, in meldem es
beiBt, bab i'm 9inblid burauf, bab bas
perfoual Der 5tobtringbabn perrin
qert tpur6e, tein Nrbei!er beim gerlai:
Ten bes Mag9uns bic Shire i9lieBen
loute. Nuf biefe Weile bofen bic
socialbempfraten Die 8abrbermale
tuna, bic bos Sefuen unb S6iieBen
Der Sbiiren prn ieber ben BaRagieren
iiberlieB, gu n0tbisen, bas perionaf
81 bermebren.
= 9ieut. 6ofmei1er in @ir5burg.
Der li9 tpegert foeialtitii6er umtriebe
bDr @eri6t berantuorten foate, neuz
lid einen 5lu6toerfu@ ma6te, aber
tpieber eingefan9en wur6e. unb Der
bieIen Slu6toerfu6 nit angebli@
f6le9ter 8ebanblung inn MilitdrsNrs
reit motipirte, tpurbe our 8eoba6tung
feines @eites3uitanbes in cine Srrenz
anftalt sebra6t.
= Wdbrenb ieben Nusenblid bic
Na9riGt bonn 8ombarbement un6 Der
3erfOrung BON &to be Saneiro bur6
Bic auffdnbil9e braliltaniI6e Slotte
ertpartet wirb, ldbt prdiibent peiroto
bas foIgenbe Bulletin iiber bic gegeu>
tu1rtige Situation betannt MAIDEN:
9ie &ebellion bei9rdntt fi6 mir auf
einen She'll Der Glotte. Ollie Stoaten
inb nit benz prdiibenten Der ueber3eu<
gung, 6aB Der Nuftanb 70 i6neu als
m6sli9 ~unterbriidt merben muB. Sic
S9ife Der &ebelen III Der 8ai finb
Der 8emeeungsfreibeit beraubt. Sic
finb feft eingefeilt. Ser 2an6trupz
ben tuegen t6nnen fe ni6t lanben un6
bic 0afenfOrts bertuebrea ibnea bic
Wusfabrt.
Gin fran36iiide @bbs, Mamens
S6nebelin, bat einen neuet @rploiips
@toH erfun6en, Der mad ibm nS6nes
belinit" genaant wirb unb Der ii6 bel
ben gerfu@en auf Dem S9iebplaBe gu
Nunbeab bel 9onbon gldn3enb bepdbrt
baben foG.
= Sci Yorte=ausp 1ince sing elm
&rieasi6iff Der &epublif 6aDti unter.
so peripnen ertranfen babel. Mn
8Orb ~befan6en fi9 wdbrenb ber &atas
ffropbe unter Nnberen: Ser Diplomat
General Molini, Scr. Goben, Der friis
bere @eianbte 9apti'8 in Merito unb
Der 8eneraltonful 9eSean.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-23

..9er gebraud BON ,Gaffpria' III 70 alaemein
mo lelne Seroienite 10 agsemein betannt, bah es
hhernniiig lpGre es gu empfeblen. Sebr rucuiee in.
ii%euil9ente 6amilien tinoet man. ,peIde 6 altoria ni6t
III iBrCr nahiten 9t6be balten."
Carlos Rartpu, D. D.,
9iep DDst 6 itp.
Sriiter PaifOr Der @IoOmiusbale 8elorm. Stride.
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fir Sduelimse uab ainber.

.Gaforta 1T 70 por3iisIi6 fir &inber seeiaust
DAB I'D es Dor allen anoeren mir befannten Qr,reierl
empieble." s.. 81. Mrher. NJ. D..
Ill 9. Sgforb Ctr, 8roOtlpn, 81. y.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-23
Strait mub @efuuSbett.

Wenn STE ni1t trdftis unb tppbI flblen, 70 perSu6en
Ste electric 8ttters. Wenn ste Bite Grippe se5Hrd&i
bat, perfu4en Sic electric BitterS. DIES MitteI iririi
brett auf bic eeber, ant ben MaseH unb auf bic Nteren,
~selrndbts gu erfluen. gBenu Gte an nerp6iem Rppfs
peb letben, iperben STE bur@ electric 8itter8 Ihueas
unb bauernbe Gbbhlfe inbeu. Gtne prpbes SIaihe ptrt
Ste sebrauden. Srobe Eiaiasn fur nur 50 Gents IN
Der @pDtbete BON Gbolpt Drei6, 1bpmpion & Go. ~
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Quf perffiehenen 8ohnfntinne

= auf ueri6ie6enen 8abnfatiOneu
in 9anias ipirb iebt BON Sunsen
"Strong Soda" on bic 3feiienben in
ben Cars ~berfauft. 4luge &eifenbe
greifen gierig barna6, obpobI es breis
mol fopiel mie getp6bnIi9es Soba
toitet. Sic betommeu ndmti9 frif9es,
trdftiges Sagerbier, bas man, INN ben
prObibitioniiten cine Naie gu breben,
anbers getauft bat.
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Se6s W}onote lit in nm 5hfst

Se6s MOnate lit i9 an i6le6ter
8eroauung. Sd berfu6te Or. Muguf
&onigs hamburger Sropfen, bic mir
mad tur3em @ebrau6 8eFerung unb
enoli9 ~boatdnbige 9eiIung bra6ten.
-Nettie Wepers, No. IL Norbs@larfs
Strabe, Chicago, Sis.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-23

9pnD Ganftts &efiaurant umb Qus
h%ernbaus. ct. 2Oais. prominente
Birger unb Grembe aus allen WeIts
tbeilen t0nnen bier a%ngetrofen perben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1893-09-23
8udleuS glrmtea Gable.

Ote bette GaIbe Der Welt fur S&nitte, aueti&uns
gen, @ei&uhre, Gteber, unb 5autsN usi&lae, SIedten,
betten; turtrt 9dmprrbntben rber fetne Betabluns.
9bGise 3ufrtebenhett saranttrt pber bas Gelb utrb
snra6eyfuttet. Is Gents BITE S&a@teI. Gum Wertaui
IN alien Npotbefen. GbeIpb Dretb, Gtemricn & Co.,
mhnIe{aIe,
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Ru nermiethen.

Oberbalb Der nGreiem preFe" 1T
cine aug mebreren 3immern b~eitebenbe
WObnung 81 bermietben. Na9aufras
gen am plabe.
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8entf9e Sob Office mao Bud,
btn0erei.

Seutf6e, iopie englif6e Druid grs
beiten tuerben prompt unb biaig pers
fertigt bon SObn S9ott, go 2
Norb preasStrub Be.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1893-06-24
What an Astral Body Really Is.

The structure of the inner astral man,
says theosophist, is definite and CO.
herent. just as the outer body has a
spine which is the column whereon the
being sustains itself, with the brain at
the top, SO the astral body has its spine
and brain. 1t is material. for it is
made of matter, however finely divided,
and is not of the nature of the spirit.
After the maturity of the child, be-
fore birth, this form is fixed, coherent
and lasting, undergoing but small alter.
alton from that day until death. And
SO also as to its brain; that remains un-
changed until the body is given up, and
does not, like the outer brain, give up
cells to be replaced by others from
hour to hour. These inner parts are
thus more permanent than the outer
correspondents to them. Our material
organs, bones and tissues, are under
going change each instant. This is not
the case with the inner form. 1t alters
only from life to life, being constructed
at the time of reincarnation to last for
whole period of existence. For it is
the model fixed by the present evolu-
tionary proportions for the outer body.
1t is the collector, as it were, of the
visible atoms which make US as we out
wardly appear. So at birth it is poten,
TALLY of certain size, and when that
limit is reached, it stops the further
extention of the body. At the same
time, the outer body is kept in shape
by the inner one until the period of
decay. And this decay, followed by
death, is not due to bodily disintegra-
tion per Sc, but to the fact that the
term of the astral body is reached when
it is no longer able to hold the outer
frame intact. Its power to resist the
impact and war of the material mole
cules being exhausted, the sleep of
death supervenes.
Now, as in our physical form the
brain and spine are the centres for
nerves, so in the other there are the
nerves which ramify from the inner
brain and spine all over the structure
All of these are related to every organ
in the outer visible body. They are
more in the nature of currents than
nerves, as we understand the word, and
may be called astral nerves.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1893-06-24
SEMI-LOCAL NEWS.
The Mouse Escaped.

The Saunterer has y friend on the
staff of Western newspaper, with
whom he often exchanges interesting
clippings. The latest bit received at
this Office was the folio wing, cut from
small paper published in North
Dakota:
The many friends of Mrs. F. will be
pleased to learn that she is not in serious
danger, as the shock is not so severe as at
first supposed. The particulars of the un-
fortunate affair are interesting.
1t seems that Mrs. l. while going up
stairs saw Il mouse run behind a barrel. Her
cries were heard bv the hired man, who has
tened to the scene, armed with his gun and
followed by his faithful bulldog. Mrs. F.
then took courage and poked the barrel with
her broom
The mouse ran out the dog started in pur-
suit; the hired man fired the dog dropped
dead; Mrs. E. tainted, and the hired man,
thinking he had killed her, and that he would
be arrested for murder. took to his heels and
has not been heard ofsince. The mouse es.
caped.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1893-06-24
GENERAL ITEMS.
New Train Service.

The Chicago, Rock Island 4 Pacific
Railway, on Sunday, May 7th, added
some important trains to their already
excellent service, and travellers en-
route to Denver. Pueblo. Colorado
Springs, or to Minneapolis, St. Paul
and Sioux Falls should note this fact !:
The new train West is called the
Rocky Mountain Limited, iuns via
Omaha and Lincoln, and leaves
Chicago daily at 1925 Il. M, arriving
at Denver next day at 6:40 p. M, Col
orado Springs at 6:55 p. M, Pueblo at
S:35 p. m.
The new train to the Northwest is
called the "Twin CITY," and leaves
Chicago daily at $50 p. M, arriving
at Minneapolis and st. Paul early next
morning. Both these trains are yesti
buled, carry Pullman's superb service,
as well as the ever popula, Rock Island
Dining Car Service. Take the Great
Rock Island Route. The Twin City
Express leaving Chicago daily at $50
p. m., carries through sleepers to
Kansas City, arriving there at $50 a.
m. See advertisement elsewhere for
address of General Passenger Agent.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1893-06-24
A straightforward Answer.

An Irishman in Q mixed company
was nettled by the remark that his
countrymen seldom answered ques.
ton in a straightforward manner, and
challenged proof. The person who had
made the statement offered to bet a
couple of bottles of wine for the benefit
of the company that the complainant
would not give direct answers to three
simple questions. The representative
of Hibernia at once accepted the wager,
and the test was applied forthwith.
Were you respectfully brought up ?"
Il was"-this was said emphatically.
Did you ever attend school in your
youth?'
Il did''-this was said anxiously and
expectantly.
"Can you spell 'cat9'"
Can I spell 'cat 9'"-this with all
the contemptuous infection that Ian.
guage could convey and the roar of
laughter had lasted full minute be-
fore the astonished Celt realized that
his nights expenditure had been in.
creased by the cost Of two bottles Of
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1893-06-24
Final Arrangements for the Sale of
Tickets via the Is. Il o. b. II.

For the benefit of those desiring to
attend the Worlds Fair the Baltimore
& Ohio Railroad will sell Excursion
tickets to Chicago and return, at all
stations on its line, at low rates.
Tickets will be on sale until November
lst, and will be valid for return jour
ney until November 10Th, 1898. They
provide for reduction of 20 per cent.
below regular rates. These tickets
will be valid only for continuous jour
nev. Tickets at higher rates will be
sold that will permit holders one stop
over privilege going and returning.
Pullman accommodations may be
reserved in advance of journey.
For rates and information apply to
nearest B. d o. Ticket Agent, or Chas.
y. Scull, General Passenger Agent,
Baltimore, Md.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1893-06-24
pARALYZED BY FEAR.
Fearful Experience OF an Engineer Who
Expected a Collision.

Expected Collision.
ut is not often that an engineer stays
on his seat in the face of collision il
he has chance to jump" said an old
railroad man to writer in the Indian.
apolis Ne,rs. When he doesn't jump
it's because he hasn't time.
Il remember once when an engineer
was metaphorically frozen to his seat.
I was on the engine at the time. See
these gray hairs p and he pushed back
his hat. Il got them all in about two
minutes. 1t happened on the Indian
apolis division of the Pennsylvania lines.
l was in charge of the fast mail train
No. Z, and Charley Mann, as good an
engineer as ever took hold of throttle,
was hauling US. No. z is a fast train,
anyhow, but that night We were late
out of Columbus, and l tell you, we
were splitting the wind. Having moth
ing else to do, I climbed over to the
engineer and asked Charley to let me
run her awhile, and he pushed over to
give me room. Everything went as
lovely as Mayday dance until we
started down the hill. Suddenly red
light showed up ahead of us on the
track. The awfulness of that minute I
can never describe. We are gone,
Charley, I yelled to the engineer be-
hind me. There's fiat car ahead of
US. See that red light p Charley saw
it and started to get down. I yelled to
him not to do it; that we might escape
death, but if we had jumped from that
engine, running at least eighty miles an
hour, we would be killed sure. shut
off the steam, and, throwing on the air.
brake, began plugging her. The
wheels reversed, but she rode over the
sand as if there was none on the track.
Charley clung to me with wild-staring
eyes, and I honestly believe he was
praying. Nearer, near we rushed to that
fatal Highland dashed passed it. Soon
we were stopped, and I called the fire.
man to 60 back with me and ascertain
what it was. He could not move, and
when pulled him from his seat he
was as stiff as poker, and it was
several seconds before he could utter a
sound. The poor fellow was paralyzed
with fear, and it was long time be-
fore he recovered. What was the red
light doing there ? A fool agent had
come up the track to flag a train
following us, and had left his red light
near the rails. When I met him I
never felt so much like numbering a
man in my life"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1893-06-24
An Old Adirondack Guide Has an Aston
ishing Experlence,

1shlhE experience.
We sat in the dingy but cosey little
camp sitting room, which was lit by
single oil lamp, whose efforts to dispel
the darkness were almost totally de-
feated by the clouds of smoke that
arose from half dozen pipes, says the
Washington Star. But there was q
rafting thunderstorm going on outside,
late as it was n;the year, and old Bald
Mountain was hurling back terrific
reverberations of the mighty peals that
accompanied the binding flashes of
lightning. Uncle John sat and watched
the storm in silence long time, puf.
ting automatically away at his pipe.
Uncle john is one of the Oldest guides
in this part of the Adirondacks-or lin
the woods" as every one says here.
He came in as boy away back in the
early 40s. 1t soon became apparent
that Uncle Johns memory was busy
with recollections of those days that
would come no more.
Il suppose" he continued, Il can
say what no other man in these woods
can say. and that is I've seen buck
shed his horns. Oh, it must ha' been
nigh twenty years ago, and was work
ing out at White Lake Corners. Wall,
it was Christmas day and there was four
foot of snow on the ground, I cal'late.
1t was blisterin' cold, but made up
my mind I'd take my gun and go out
and see if couldn't kill deer. Wall,
bundled up and off 1 went. 1 didn't
have to tramp very fur before I came
Oh deer's trail, and it was big one,
too struck the signs in little val
ley and they led up the side of hill
where there war purity steep climbin'.
Il went along easy like almost up to
the top of the ridge, lookin' out all the
time mighty sharp. come to place
where there was a lot of big rocks and
slid down on my knees in tryin' to
get over them. I was movin mighty
cautious, ye know, but as I slid down
on my knees I grabbed holt of little
sapling, and just then, right beyond
the rocks, see the buck. He had
been lyin' there in little sort of O hol-
low, and when shook the snow off the
sapling he saw the motion. Quick as
flash he threw his head back to get
better view, and as he did, by gosh
off tumbled one of his horns into the
snow. He hadn't caught sight of me
yet, but you can cal'late 1 knowed 1
didn't have no time to lose. I had to
let go that sapling again, and as did
it up jumped the buck as if he was on
springs, and off went the other horn.
And just about that identical instant,
although was sliding down that rock,
got my gun up and blazed away.
But the buck was out of sight over the
ridge, and there was only tuft of hair
near the antlers to show me that I had
grazed his back"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1893-06-24

What's the matter in Western Mary
land? Has the mating season OF the
birds also brought peace to the fight
ing editors of the Western Maryland
papers9 There was no blood split In
these little pen-fghts, but the para
graphs made mighty interesting read
ing sometimes. Wait until Oder gets
back from the Worlds Fair. He'll
stir up the animiles, ,"-Baltimore
Critic.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1893-06-24
Considerably the Case Here.

One of the questions at the Boone
county teachers institute last year
(not this) was: "Who were the two
United States senators first elected
from Missouri" After a pause il was
answered, ''Benton.' "Well, who
was the other?' After long pause a
young man on back seat said
Vest" None of them, 1t seemed,
eyer heard of David Barton. AS a
rule. to their shame be it said, our
Missouri public school teachers do not
read the newspapers not even their
county papers. How they can teach
school we do not know, but they do
under difficulties.-Columbia (Mo.)
Statesman.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1893-06-24
A Tribute ctO "I'Iitch."

A well known doctor, of Cumber
land, is accused of the following:
When he would meet you, and say
"How are you to-day - and you
would reply, "I'm JUS middlin', doc.
tor" his favorite answer was: That's
good, sir: that's good-middlin's the
best part of the hog, sir; best part OF
the hog i''-Cumberland Courier.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1893-06-24
n Suggestion.

EcGy business h0use in this tO,rn hOuld
o~n space IN this paper for ae1re'tising the
pecuiior ercellencies Of tile house anil its
merchandise.
Andecery smrh space shouhI hare an eo1itor
in tile house Of its o~ner, one Of echose
duties it stouldJe to keep that space alice.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1893-06-24
Considerate Reticencc.

l know it is not right to covet; but l
came very near saying the other day
81 sholy would like to have your new
house, Mr.. Rosenbaum." But | re,
strained myself, for fear no might give
it to me i-E, II. J9hastaA,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1893-06-24
StimuIanttO Foundation.

Speaking of ''incUbators,' or hatch-
ing without any hon There is man
in New York who can beat that he
has an automatic spanker" for rails
ing children without any MOTHER
Cumberland GOnrier