Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-21
ON SUMNER.
The Rev. WhangdoodIe Baxter Makes a
Few Heated Remarks.

rev ueate0 ISemaFks.
Teller Citizens-A few weeks more and
den hit will be SO hot dat de man who don't
wear sponge in his hat will be in danger
OBJ sunstroke In q short time we will hab
such sultriness in de atmosfere dat you
can't help lubin de man who treats you
cool.
Yes, indeed, de wedder will mos likely
be SO hot dat you will feel grateful ter do
man who GIBBS you "a freezin recepshun. )"
Yer will chen preshiate "a cold, dull stare. !"
Yes, berlubbed bredren and sistern, de
wedder will be SO hot dat, like de boy who
slid down pecan tree SO fast dat he barked
de skin often his hands, you will say, Il
don't banker for no hotter climb den dis.n
Heahl yeah! yeahl
Seeing Matilder SNOWFALL in the amen
corner all cobered ODER wild ribbins and
'fishal flowers, am reminded OBJ de fact
dat summer am great time for engage
ments. Hits all OWN ter de fac dat de fe-
male sect am more apt ter be in a melting
mood at dat season OBJ de yeah.
Hits mighty hard predictin perzachly de
kline of wedder we am gwinter hab, but
hits safe ter say dat if
In June, July and Angus no rain dar be.
A very dry summer you'll surely see.
Likewise hits sweat day when de mer-
curry is above 90. Dc good book says dat
hit rains on de just and on de unjust, but
de unjust am ginerally pervided wild om-
brellers, which dey does not return. Hits
early in de season, but has already missed
nv green silk umbreller and mourned be-
kase found it not.
has notised dat peoples am foolishest in
hot wedder. A man will set for hours In
de shade in his offs or in his house widout
vest or coat, but when he gets up ter got
out in do hot sun be dresses up warm in
bofe.
What's dat. you says, Sam Johnsing?
You wants ter know if etiquette demands
vest in hot wedderS 1 isn't sure, but II
etiquette do den she kin hab mine. will
likewise state for your special benefit, Sam
Johnsing, dat etiquette demands dat you
keeps on de outside OBJ de watermelon
patches an do hen roosts, no matter what
sort OBJ wedder am on tap.
Right in de midst OBJ dis warm wedder de
queshun am bein cussed and discussed,
IAN profanity on de increases" say dat
she am. Day before yesterday happened
to say in street kear, Hits darn hot"
and den seein lady in de kear hadn't no
tesed, Miss Blanche Pearlpowder, polo
gized, but she spoke up and said, "Parson
Whangdoodle, yer 'pologize for hits a
blamed sight hotter den dis"
In conclushun, Teller sinners, hit seems
mighty singler dat folks complains Oh do
heat, and yet dey keeps right on sinnin
wusser den ebber, when dey knows, for
has done tole 'em, day am shore ter bring
up in place what's heap hotter den New
York, whar dar's weepin and wailin, and
de heat am so obstreperous dat do debble
GIBBS yer ladleful of melted lead dat
tastes like ice cream.
OATS de hotel where you disrepentant
sinners am gwinter rastle yer hash, sps-
shially dem what sleeps in church and dis
turbs dem what's pantin for de waters oh
life. Uncle Nose, will yer kindly stick a
pin in dat yeller ash cat, Matilder Snowfall,
who's snorin in the amen corneri
AS yore belubbed pasture will hab ter go
to de seaside ter glib his tired brain a res',
hope de COLOSSEUM will be more copious den
las Sunday.
De quire will now sing Rocked In de-
Cradle oh de Deep. Texas Siftinga