New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-12-13

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Fhere IS one thing about the young
farmers ilford WIN have formed
themselves into! = deb batting club, that 8
want to commend. is the applicat ion
Of their best Thoughts @ practical sub
jects that they ought 70 BE Interested il Is
as farmers. How much better it is for
example for young men like this g be
discussing Wheat, stock and sugar beet s
culture than to De ding the financial,
tariff and labor quest TINS or even the
reiative powers Of love and none
Lots of country and city lyceums, that
Ihaye heard q, could we'll afford 70
draw . lesson from the example Of the q
Milford boy
Here's notion of mine. Perhaps it
isn't new, but il was ovoked by a bar
rel Of olives that I saw in Frank Behnke's
store the other day. can easily re-
stsE
member the time when it was almost I'M
possible in New Ulm for anyone to eat
and olive. But It was style, you know,
and to-day there are lots Of people who
will swallow the disagreeable green fruit
by the dozen, DO you like olives2
only means Are you following fash
sion?''
The ladies of the Turnverein dedicated
their reading room one evening last
week, and the very next day cigar
stumps were found under the stove By B
men employed to do some work about
the room. Now y would not for the
world convey the idea that any Of the
ladies smoked, because / do not believe
it; but it's q joke, that / want explained,
as to how those cigar stumps came there. /.
i remember of having been refused ac-
cess to the circle and the room on the
ground that no gentlemen were to be
invited.
The editor of the Review is to be mar s
ri tomorrow evening, 81 learn
More luck than sense as usual, suppose
many will say.
Station Agent Heideman ought to es-
tablish branch Office at Red Stone
That's about the only section Of the
Northwestern road that is holding Its J
own with other lines as far as smash-ups
go.
have often wondered why itwouldn't
be. a profitable investment for two or
three men to club together and take con-
tracts for cleaning sidewalks every morn
ing after a snow. know Of lots Of peo-
pie who would only be too willing to
turn such work over to laborers at g !.
very liberal salary. s3s..
Prof. Geo. b. Alton could have been
found sprawling over one Of the small
trestle bridges near town last Wednes
day evening. Il wasn't q case Of excess
sive indulgence, the reader may rest as
|sured, for Prof. Alton is prohibitionally
inclined, but it all happ IL this way &:
Alton was coming down from sleepy
Eye on 9 delayed freight. Before reach
ing the depot the train stopped and MI.
Alton, imagining himself at his destina-
ton, got of and commenced walking
along the train toward the engine All
Of q sudden, the train gave q start and
left the Professor alone in the rear. He
proceeded to follow The track, but ltwas
so binding dark, that he could not see
his wa Ere he knew 4, therefor, he
found himself tangled up IN 4 piece Of {.
trestle work with his grip i, one place,
bis glasses IN another and bis face rest
ing 81 the cold |, cold ttiimbers. Without
eles, the Prof lessor IS as blind Is a
BAT, ana when be inall q gathered him
self and bis l,elong iiDgs toget her his
trouble had onl comm encel The road
70 the hotel when INK aown, il 4 long
one and the hour vas p 70 means NJ a.