The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-03-09
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10 toe % ib,iilips hath f,ishtenei
,be sbopmsn cot Of bi. wits
Ksis Fields ws,hiust0n tells Of lili
tie giri who prayed thus With herself, O
Lord, spose 700 snow bont these nisl
siensiis,, I'd o Lord. please don't ls, en-
learn sny bed hshits from the heather.
hamns Aaa hos did my little pc,
get 10 sleep lssi ri. hi without msmmsi
IAs,is pit Pops tried 10 sing 70 me like
you do. AZ hrrried up sn vent 10 sleep
eos net 10 bear u,
Mother Why area, yen and Gsor.
sic n coed boys as Jour little bro,herf
Yours Hopeful! guess its cause you'd
hsd more eIp,riepoe Bringing up boys
w,p You eommtueed on bin.
Barnes Ilsying aside letter. I'D
like 4 81, this ere fellow for hired man.
Mr Barnes- Who. Josbf Bsracs Cause
be sisns hims,if Your obedient servant
stsbbles seems 10 be getting along
rapidly IN politics, Bem yoong man
Of .srest deal Of push tbs, helped him
along 10 politics. No II Was | is pull.
- Miss Denton Bridget, what Is wrong
with tLh sponge cakei |, is very tough.
Bridget 0u,t Overt Share, miss, prebsp'
the sponge | used was pretty ovid,
You Amiricsns are nevtr still It,
hurry and bu'tle all day with you, ,aid
tho foregi.r keyr still chr reiorted
the American. guoss You never saw one
Of cur hired mep Ut work, Utf $3.50
What afternoon would you like ouii
in luifed the vemsD vlo WAS trying to
employ servant young lady. Oi be,
your Iad,p. u-om. vas The response; bu,
whtt sit,,ttthwouli yez expect me to
stay inS te @&
A sweet little four year old added
this olsuse TO her evening petition the 9th
or nj bi; And please help grandma not
to ,slk 90 much hen the pies get buroI
ed
MIS-, Mulligsn-An 80 you have no
mother nowf Metheil,ss Boy No, mum,
Mrs Mulligsn- WILL my boy. whenever
yon ie, the wait Of good thrashine
come 10 me. aud III be mother 10 you.
Rev. Mr.. Pryor TO Rev Mr. Reticent--
Aud how much does your congregation
psy you year. my dear brolherf Rev
MIR, Il tiesnl to Rev Mr. Pryor -Aboui
hall my salary, my dear brothe'.
-Ysbly Il tell you when see one Of
these bard working patient school ma'ams
! ie, like taking my hat of TO her in row
stenco. Mudee-I tried tina, once, and
Der brother Kicked me seioss the street.
-Emrloyment Asent-Wby do you
leave place in which you have worked
30 many yesrsf Domestic - Well, you see
the missus died last mouth. The house
ia lon.ly ] suppose9 Tain't ihst;bnt nov
n issus is dead, the master blames every,
Mrs. vokes Mrs. drummer has ter
ribie cold Just ow Ne. Gillslsnd- How
i'd she contrsotiii By wearing fur
lined jacket 10 possiblel Not st oil.
She had TO wear !, open 90 that people
80 ~. it,tna |
The sres, problem thai have to deal
With, ssid the housekeeper OF the imbe'
cils asylum, 10 6ud ZONE occu patton for
The people under my oh,rge. why not
o., them 10 invel tios college ysllsi nked
lhe visitor.
-Johr.ss Mrs John.you oush, to pun
ish Willie. He pu,s suspender button in
The missionary boz instead Of a Michel
ibis morning. williel rosred John, tie
,srt time hear OF your wasting suspen
der buttons that way I'll whip you. Uli
Iersaaai F f I'LL A Ol)
-Pasien, - Doctor | can't sleep 8. nigh,
inas BILE 81 q toes all morning. Doctor
u N that's bad. Let me see your tongue
(Ai,er dlosncsis Physically Jon ere !
rish'. P.rhsps Jon Very over that bill
you've owed ne itr the ls,. tao years
Lawyer 10 lrishmsn recently injured
In . rsilfosd sccident) Why dontyou
me ,hs company Tor dsmsaes' Mr..
, 'sbausuesy (lrdignsnily) Damage;
pdsdei Az hsin'tl had enough OF d m
fbtoiri,' IL. The repair. I'd be sfiter
Iow.
Grocer tmessnfieg pctAtoesl--D Did
ron ever ',op 70 think, Bobby thai OTIS.
oes eSttsia scssr, ,iarch and waiefi pob
y tiunocsnfisl- Nope, bat ms Gays yen :
,ut psss ard leans 10 your cof'ee. a. d .