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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
A saffron s,oIared index

OF the condition of bilious stomach and
sluggish liver is the human countenance
Not only the skin, but the eyeballs, are
tinged with the yellow hue when the bile
gets into the blood. Besides this, sick
headaches ensue, the tongue becomes
fnrred, pains are felt in the liver and
through the right shoulder blade, and
dizziness is experienced upon rising
from a sitting or recumbent posture by
abe bilious invalid. For these and other
indication of biliousness, Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters is sovereign remedy
1t is also ef1icacious in chills and fever
dumb ague, ague cake, inactivity of the
kidneys and bladder, rheumatism ane
nervousness. 1t stimulates, restores di
gestion and sleep, and tends greatly te
mitigate the infirmities of age.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
whore to StoD in chicago.

Tho perplexing question which is every
day asked by people who desire to go to
Chicago to attend the Worlds fair is,
"Where are We going to stay when We get
theres" This is easily answered, and il
you will 60 to the ticket agent of the
Santa Fe, Mr.. W. NJ. Smith, he will tell
you.
Arrangements have been made for tho
distribution by the Santa Fe company OF
a pamphlet entitled "Homes for Visitors
to tho Worlds Fair" This is reliable
pamphlet containing the rames and ad-
dresses of about 5000 families who will
furnish accommodations to visitors from
May to October 81, 1893. The pamphlet
also contains sectional maps which will
enable the intending visitor to select any
quarter of the city that he would prefer
Correspondence can then be carried on
and definite arrangements made SO that
when visitors arrive in Chicago they can
proceed at once to their quarters.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
Gould Not BE Matched

A well-known music-hall comedian once
entered a hatter's establishment in Re
gent street to have his hat ironed. While
standing bareheaded in the shop certain
bishop came in and, installing him fol-
one of the assistants, handed him his hat
with the remark: Have you hat like
that?
The comedian took the hat, which was
of the shape usually worn by the bishops
and after turning it about and apparently
we'll examining it he handed it back. No
he said, but if I had Id be hanged if "a
wear it.-Tit- Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
Important Announcement.
To Those Who Contemplate Trip to tn
Worlds Fair.

Under its new summer schedule now in
effect, the Burlington route is enabled to
offer increased facilities in train service
and fast time from Denver eastward.
Train No. 6, "the Chicago aud st. Louis
special" leaves Denver daily at 8:35 a. M,
reaching Chicago at 4:l0 and st. Louis at
300 p. m, the next afternoon, being only
one night on the road.
Train No. 2, the popular evening
"Flyer," leaves Denver ut 1910 p. M,
reaching Chicago at $500 and st. Louis at
1925 the second morning.
These trains consist of vestibuled Pull
man sleepers, chair cars and diners, serv-
ing all meals en- route, and making quick
err time by severa. hours than any other
road. For full information, tickets and
sleeping berths, call on local ticket agents,
or address q. W. Vallery, General Agent,
1900 Larimer street, Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
What IL Done With Old Shoes.

"What do we do with old shoes that
are left herc?" said shoe dealer, repeat
ing customers question. "Well, we
never do anything with them. There's a
pile in the yard now waiting for the ash
man to carry off. If while it is there
any old bum wants to be shod, we send
him out and let him take his pick. But
know one shoe store that keeps all its
castoffs for collector. In fact, I'm not
sure that he doesn't pay little some
thing for them. Haven't the least idea
What he does with them, but shouldn't
wonderif you could buy the best of them
afterward in Hester street for 10 cents q
pair, and, for all know, some of them
may be worked over into cheap stock. y
New York Sun.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

Every occupation in the country is
anxiously looking to the extra session OF
congress for relief. Every citizen is d.
rcctly and personally interested in every
measure to be discussed, and will want
the news promptly and fully. 1t is during
a time like this, that the great advantage
of the ''Twice-aWeek" St. Louis Republic
is conclusively demonstrated. Its readers
get all the news each Tuesday and Friday
Just twice as often and fully us it could
be had from any weekly paper-and yet II
costs no more than the weeklies- only 81
Il year. It will be indispensable during
the next few months. Send in your sub
scription at once. Extra copy free for
one year to the sender of club of four new
names with 81. Write for free sample
copies, and raise club. Address the
Republic, st. Louis, Mo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
star OF tho south,

Go to Velasco for health, sea air, ant
comfort; where ships too deep for al
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, whore the sol
is natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all wint.r. Coolest day in three years q
degrees above zero. Warmeat day 80 de
grees. Velasco offers the best invest
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, Velasco Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

Mr.. Thomas Bate, editor of the Graph
fc, Texarkana, Arkansas, has found what
he believes to he the best remedy in OK
istence for the fux. His experience is
we'll worth remembering. He says: "Iast
summer had severe attackof hux.
tried almost every known remedy, none
giving relief. Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy was rec
commended to mo-, purchased bottle
and received almost immediate relief.
continued to use the medicine and was en-.
tirely cured take pleasure in recon.
mending this medicine to any person suf-
fering from such disease, as IN my opin'
ION IL is the best medicine in existence
rs and so cent bottles for sale by A. 9
Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
His Personal Experience.

Hon. James W. Hustled, while serving
his 9th term as speaker of the assembly
of New Yorksswrites: .- $1,000.
estate OF N. Y, ASSEMBLY CHAMBER, !
Albany, Jan. 1G, 1890, J
desire once more to bear my testimony
to the value of Allcock's Porous Plasters.
have used them for twenty-five years
past, and can conscientiously commend
them as the best external remedy that l
have known. Years ago, when thrown
from carriage and seriously injured, I
gave them thoroughly trial. In very
short time the pain that I was suffering
disappeared, and within a week | was
entirely relieved. On another occasion
when suffering from a severe cough,
which threatened pulmonary difficulties,
to relieve, l determined to test the
plasters again. I applied them to my
chest and between the shoulder blades,
and in less than fortnight was entirely
cured. On still another occasion when
suffering from an attack of rheumatism
in tho shoulder to such an extent that |
could scarcely raise my arm, I again re-
sorted to the plasters, and within very
few days the rheumatism entirely dis
appeared. have them constantly by mo
whether at home or abroad. My family
as well as myself have found them to be
sovereign remedy, both for external
and internal troubles. l never had but
one kidney difficulty in my life, and the
application of the plasters cured me in a
week. desire, as l said before, to bear
my testimony in public way to their
efficacy, and ! know of no better way Of
doing it than by giving you my personal
experience"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
Mere Than Money,

Mister, he said to restaurant man on
Randolph street, I've lost me wallet
through your front grating, Kin I go
down after it?
Boy, don't bother me.
But want me wallet.
I'll bet you didn't have 10 cents III it,
know didn't, but it's do private pa
pers-of no use to any one but de own
er-dat 1 want to recover.
He was permitted to recover it.-Detroit
Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
He Knew.

Head of Firm-Haye you had any ex-
perience with double entry?
Prospective Book-Keoper-I should say
SO! I've been shipping clerk for one OF
the largest houses in the trade.
Head of Firm--But you didn't learn
anything about double entry, did you?
Prospective Book Keeper-Certainly,
sir. When the goods were shipped l made
one entry, and when they were returned
made another. Amt that double entry?
Cloak Review.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
sudden Death! That Startling News
Heading,

The public is becoming accustomed to
4he above heading, but nevertheless it al
ways conveys shock. Sudden death in
"a vast majority of cases results from
heart disease, manifested by any one or
several of the following symptoms: Short
breath, palpitation, irregular pulse, wind
in stomach, pain in side, shoulder OF
arm, under left shoulder blade, between
shoulders or in bowels, irregular or inter.
mittent pulse, oppressed feeling in chest
choking sensation, weak or hungry spells
difficult breathing, swelling OF feet OF
ankles, dropsy. DR.. Miles New Heart
Cure speedily remedies all these. Sold by
A. G. Ireland, jr., on guarantee, who viii
give you his elegant book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
The Salvation Arl1y.

Speaking in Exeter hall, London
General Booth said the Salvation Army
is now established in 50 countries; its
work is carried on in Fl languages; ii
has 40 newspapers and magazines, with
an annual circulation Of $4,000, 600 cop
les; it numbers 3,070 stations or societies
controlled by 10,616 officers excluding
1878 non-commissioned officers and
2,220 bandsmen), and it reaches an es
timated number Of 100000 persons
every week.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
That Accounts Tor It.

GLOW old is this wine, landlord?'
"That bottle has been lying eight years
in our cellar"
"Indeed Then isn't it rather sur
prising that the bottle is only three parts
full, and there's actually a fly swimming
on the topf
"You see, sir, the beast has been drink
inc the rest all this while. "-Zeitgeist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
A Bcnefactor of Bar narbor.

The mother Of A. Hardy, the novelist,
was one of the first cottagers at Bar Har-
Dor. To her belongs the honor Of intro.
ducing the aborigines there to the mys,
teries of raised" bread. Before her ad.
vent they had depended throughout all
their previous lives on soda biscuit
made fresh three times day.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

I hear Harry Havenaught was in such
state yesterday that he had to lie brought
to the ball
Yes; they'd been bringing him so many
balls at tho club that ho thought it only
the fair thing.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

A little boy of Mrs. McDonald's, living
near here, fell against Il red hot stovo and
was fearfully burned. The pain was ter
rible, and it was thought the burn was Sc
severe as to scar the child for life. l
sold tho lady bottle of Pam Balm,
which, after greasing the sore, she applied
It soon removed all the fire and eased the
pain, and in ten days the boy was well, no
trace Of the scar remaining. j. d. Nc
Laren, Keysport, Clinton county, I'll. For
saleby A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
Fame,

A statesman from New York was indu|g-
ing in a little social relaxation. The lady
with whom he was conversing undertook
to give the conversation little life by
the remark: Don't you think Burns poe
try is beautiful
A shade of naughty Indignation swept
over his face, but he answered gently:
Mr.. Byrnes, madame, is superintendent
of police, not poet.-Detroit Free Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
Fifty-six Hours to New York vim
The wabash.

Leave Denver, Pueblo and Colorado
Springs, Monday evenings; arrive Kansas
City, Tuesday, p. M; arrive Toledo
wabash Short Line), Wednesday, 1870 p
M; leave Toledo Q4ake Shore Flyer
Wednesday, p. m.; arrive New York IN
Y. GcntraD, Thursday, Ii a. m.
Avoid the rush and crowd at Chicago.
G. NJ. HAMrsoN, Cont Agent,
1924 18th ST., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

"No, marquis, would be unable to
make you happy"
"vy weel you always perseost to I'M
derestimate YOURSELF"
"Wcll, you see, Pvo been brought up
to forget that I'm millionairos only
daughter. Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

a generous, supporting tonic which
builds up and strengthens the sys-
TEN, and regulates and promotes
every proper function: 4ouil lind
that the woman who has faithfully
used the "Prescription" is the pic
ture of health, she looks aoeA and she
feels aceU It's the only guar1nteed
remedy for all the functional dis.
turbanccs, painful disorders, and
chronic weaknesses of womanhood.
In "femalc complaints" Of every
kind, periodical pains, bcaring-down
sensations, internal inflammation,
and kindred ailments, If it ever
fails to benefit or cure, you have
your money back.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

Persons troubled with chronic diar-
rhna should try Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy. Many
cases have been cured by it after all else
had failed and skilled physicians were
poworless. For sale by A. q. Ireland, jr
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
The Alarmed

A new and very attractive resort in ths
charming Mesila valley, one mile from
Las Cruces, N. NJ. Thoroughly comfort,
able and home-like. Strictly frst-cass
in every respect. The choicest of fresh
fruits at all seasons and Jersey milk and
cream specially. Livery furnished at
reasonable rates. Terms $40 to $l4 per
week. For further particulars, address
j. X. LIVINGSTON,
Las Cruces, N. M
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
y;.cu YOur Eye strikes This stop
aud Read II.

Tho famous hot springs Of Arkansas,
world renowned for their health qualities,
and MS a health and pleasure resort, can
bo reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa
ciic railway. Sufferers of "la grippe" in
l]uenza, asthma and kindred diseases can
obtain relief by visit to this famous
sanitarium.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
Letter List.

List of letters remaining un-called for
in the postoflice at Santa Fe, N. NJ, for
the week ending Sept. %, 1898. If not
called for within two weeks will be sent
to the dead letter office at Washington.
Archuleta Margarita Martinez, Rita
Chayes Eugenia Montoya, Andres
Ducber. j G Fadia, Ursulita
Ellison Francisco S 90 Passenger Agt T p Ry
Emmett, Chs Roberts D
Galegos, Luciano Rounds. ' E
Garcia. Toribio Silva de Aliria, Bibiana
Gonzales, Josetita Silva, Dcsideria
Grace, May Slaughter, Il
l. de Romero, Martina Smith, 5 II
Levenson. Mr. Sweny, Il
Lopez, Felis Wall, w y
In calling please say advertised and
give the date.
j. WELTMER,
Postmaster.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
q GOOD IhInS 20 EAVHD ut E9aMH.
IRON the TROY lKnnsnsl Chief.

Some years ago VIC were very much sub.
iect to severe spells of cholera morbus;
and now when we feel any of the symp-
toms that usually proceed that aiment,
such as sickness at the stomach, diarrhma,
etc, we become scary. We have found
Chamberain's Collie, Cholera and Din
rrhpa Remedy the very thing to straight
en- one out in such cases, and always keep
it about. We are not writing this for II
pay testimonial, but to let our readers
know what is good thing to keep handy
in the house. For sale by A. G. ireland,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making DeWitt's Little Early
Rsers. The result is specific for sick
headache, biiousness and constipation.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
Notice.

Until further notice trains or Santa Fe
Southern railway will run as follows:
Leave Santa Fe--T Tuesdays, Thursdays
and Saturdays, 1880 a. IN.
Arrive-Mondays, Wednesdays and Fri
days, $40 p. m.
T. j. HELM, Gen'l. Supt.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

All the talk in the world will not con-
vince you so quickly as one trial OF De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve for scalds,
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

De Wits Witch Hazel Salvo cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
DE Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

Three-fourths of your ailments arise
from liver troubles which Simmons Liver
Regulator cures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

Our word describes it-"perfection.'
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Salve
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is well known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
Es:Ies, Nerye 4 Liver Fills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taste
4torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equaled for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, SO doses rs cts. Sam.
pies Free, at A. G. Ireland, jr.
a Great Statesman at the Capital.
Who is the greatest man in the senate!
Senator Cuff. His speech on silver
lasted four days and in it he expressed
two distinct ideas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
Nietery! The Greatest the world
Has Known.

To many a man, stricken on the field Of
battle, the cry of victory has fallen CRATE
fully; but even more grateful to an in
diyidual is realizing sense that by the
use of Dr.. Miles Restorative Nervine he
has achieved victory over any nervous
affection, such as prostration, sick head
ache, poor memory, dizziness, s!eepless-
ness, neuralgia, hysteria, fits, dullness,
sexual debility, irritability, commissions,
spinal irritability, ST Vitus dance, etc
Testimonials Of thousands of such cures
are in possession of the DR.. Miles Med
ical Co, Elkhart, Ind, Restorative Ner-
vine is sold by A. G. Ireland, jr., the
popular druggist, on guarantee. Ask
for book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

You see that good looking girl over
there? Well, | could have married her
long ago.
And why didn't you?
Because she wouldn't have me.-Schalk
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

Pleasant to the taste and readily taken
is Simmons Liver Regulator. 1t cures
heartburn.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

Among the incidents of childhood that
stand out in bold relief, as our memory
reverts to the days when we were young,
none are moro prominent than severe
sickness. The young mother wildly re-
members that it was Chamb erain's Cough
Remedy cured her of Group, aud in turn
administers ii to her own offspring aud
always with the best results. For sale by
A. c. Ireland, ir,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
Saved the y'rOubie.

First Domestic--I never haYe to wash
dishes at our house.
Second Domestic-How do you get out
of it?
First Domestic-They are broken be-
fore they get that far?-Detroit Tribune
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
e <,Fy sad.

NShJ tJ..u.
Mister, gimme dime. I'm victim
of the Indianny train robbery.
How were you a victim?
I didn't get any O The stolen money
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
Assurance

Maud Muller-Will you love me when
am old?
Van Arndt MY darling, I do love you.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

Eagin. ia 81 supply.
Cholly.-I've just done clevaw thing.
George-What was it?
Cholly-I bought a lot of woses now
when they'ah cheap, so I won't have to
get any in the wintah.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

One dollar year will cover your doc
tors bill if you take Simmons Liver Reg
ulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.

Belief that you "can't be cured' is a
symptom of dyspepsia. Take Simmons
Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
EaNA., E'iailiG,

Jones, your dog barks SO much at night
that haven't had quiet sleep for a week
Great Scott! Does he bark as much as
that2 I'm afraid he isn't well.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

A positive cure for Catarrh---you'll
find in DR.. Sage's Remedy. There's
$500 reward for an incurablo case.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23

Hon. James W. Hustled, while serving
his 9th term as speaker of the assembly
of New Yorksswrites: .- $1,000.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-05-09

c0HLN.
Original, One Price Dry Goods store
to public
general, patronage bestowed him i'm
his outside bust
requires undivided attention. that he will
from this day his stock Of Dry
Goods and Below Cost All goods
H. 1898. will be a Auction.
This
Select from.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1893-05-11
Horses In Spectacles.

Horses, it appears, are taking kindly
to spectacles. The Optician, which has
made special investigations into the sub
ject, gives the case of short sighted
horse whose owner ordered for him a
pair of spectacles. They were made to
fasten firmly into the head stall so that
they could not be shaken out of place.
At first the animal appeared startled by
this addition to his harness, but he soon
got used to his glasses and liked them
so much that when he was turned out
to pasture he felt uneasy and uncomfort-
able without his goggles and one Sunday
hung around the barn and whinnied so
plaintively that the owner put the head
stall and goggles on him, and the horse
was so glad that he rubbed the mans
shoulder with his nose as the only meth
cd of returning thanks.
Dogs who suffer from short sighted
ness have also been provided with spec
tacles and have been able thereby to
recognize their canine acquaintance
much further off than before. If the
system is not carried further no great
harm will be done, but suppose 'uppish''
horses and dogs insist upon discarding
goggles for the pincenez or even the
monocle? Puppies in eyeglasses would
be ntolerable.-London Telegraph.