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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
News Leaves from Louiss,

lCorrospondencc OF the Richmond Dispatch.I
Louisa, Va, June 24-Joe Whitlock.
son OF Jim Whi;lock, near Mineral City,
died IN Staunton this week at the insane
asylum.
B. A. Henson. chairman Of the People's
party. has called a meeting Of that party
for July court TO appoint delegates to
their State convention in Lynehburg on
August Sd.
Major Mann Page, Mr.. J. Haskins Hob
son, aBd others will address the people 40
cuckoo. Va, on July sth at a grand pic
nc.
The Prohibition party have given notice
that they will nominate a candidate for
the Legislature from Louisa at July court
next
Professor L. l.. Boiling, wife, and child.
OF Richmond. are now summering at their
country residence, near Louisa.
Mr.. John B. Levy, native of Louisa but
for the past four years a resident Of Roa-
noke. will shortly locate IN Washington.
The next annual meeting Of the stock
holders OF the Equitable Investment Com
pany will be held at Mineral City on july
18th. Large developments of minerals
there are now III progress.
Mr.. Percy O.. Bullock, Of Spotsylvania.
and Miss Marvin Nj. Masse, of Louisa.
were united IN matrimOny yesterday at She
residence of the young and attractive
BRIDE
The Louisa Camp Of Confederate Vete-
rams are arranging for their annual re-
union IN July.
Misses Helen and Josephine, accompa-
med by their father, Mr. J. j. B0xiey, are
now on an extensive trip through West
Virginia.
Mrs. Agnes p. Holland and family. Of
Salem, Va. are now visiting her father,
Mayor :. 7. Uackett, here.
Mrs. General James l.. Gordon. who
spent tho winter and spring N Richmond,
returned TO her home here on Wednesday.
Mr.. ID. ". Anderson and family and Mr.
c. W. Mcfarland aud family. Of Rich
mond, are summer guests of the Pied
mont Hotel here.
The Independent Order Of Odd-Fellows
VIII give grand entertainment on July
4th at Mineral City. Va. A large crowd
from Richmond l. expected to be present.
the proceeds to he used TO build hall for
the Odd-IellOWs.
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Literary Notes.

Mr.. Robert Louis Stevenson. the state
whose health keeps everybody guessing.
but whose industry IS indisputable, IS
said to have ready another Polynesian
story. II is entitled THE Go-Between."
and will be published in The Illustrated
London N0cs.
Among Harper < Brothers latest an
nouncements are judith Shakespeare,
by william Black; Heather and Snow"
a story OF Scotch peasant life. by DR..
George Macdonald; Everybody's Book
of Correct Conduct" by Lady Colin and
NJ. French Sheldon, and The Decision OF
the Court" one-act comedy, by BraEder
Matthews.
Mr.. Edwin Lord Weeks. the artist who
accompanied the late Theodore Child on
the journey IN which that writer lost his
life. has prepared for Hdpe's Monthly
three articles on that expedition, which
he calls From the Black Sea to the Per-
sian Gulf"
Rudyard Kipling's volume of new stories.
MANY Inventions" bears q curious beast
on the cover, which is taken from his
fathers Man and Beast in India" Every
inscription on the beast is prayer.
Macmillan 4 Co., announce that Profess
sor Goldwln Smith is writing work In
two parts and volumes dealing with the
Political History of the United States"
the first volume of which will probably DO
published IN the fall.
William Watson did not get the poet
laureateship. but he is acquiring popu
larity, ali the same. The interest IN his
work. says The BookmGn, shows no sign OF
abatement. the hrst edition Of his poems
commanding high sums, especially In
America. where he Is having quite q
boom" A London bookseller Is said to
have received from this country comrnis-
sion for a complete set or Mr. watson
first editions" with instructions to pay
as much as ESQ for the SET " II necessary"
Mr.. Watson Is said to have entirely recoy-
ered from his recent mental trouble.
Zols has again been rejected for mem
bership in the French Academy. The
French people like Zola's books, but their
admiration appears TO end with peeuniary
tribute. Nevertheless. Zola is q great
man.
Professor James A. Harrison. of Wash
incton and Leo University. Is revising q
fourth edition of his Beowulf"
Professor Charles A. Briggs will soon
issue through the Scribners q pamphlet
containing his defence before the General
Assembly that recently found him 0
hereto
Robert Louis Stevenson, in q recent in
teryiew, says that he was 50 years OF age
before he could make living with his pen.
The New Arabian Nights" was bis first
volume of fiction and Treasure Island"
his first success "a most unexpected one.
BY far the most successful OF bis stories u
{" DR.. Jekyll and Nr. Hyde" He despnes
iournalism and oopsidera Il 4, "trapu and
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THE BAPTIST ASSOCIATIONS.
When aud Whore These Religious Gath
.r,ucs VIII Be Held This summer.

Now tbat the schools are closed the Bap-
t,sts of the State are turning their atten-
tion TO the meetings of the district asSo-
ciatlons which are soon 70 begin. These
bodies are 10y no means small or unlm-
portant. Some of them represent
n constituency of thousands aud
embrace within their territory proml-
nent and Influential churches. Inc
meetings ere not held tor the discus
SION OF ecclesiastical questions, but their
main work il the canvass OF the ms
sionary. benevolent, and educational enter
prises of the denomination. Ihey also
consider the interest of the localities
vithin their bounds. Below Is gwen q
list of the twentv-three associations, to-
cether with the times and places ol meet
lugs. ,o.L
James River, May buckingham
county. July 25th.
RappahannOck, coon, NOflAuil"oli"Hu
county. July 25th. 81,
Middle District. Mt. Maria, August Sth.
Straw berry, Boone's Mil, Franklin coun-
ty, August sth: ... ,o.t
Roanoke Hollywood, Pittsylyania coun-
ty. August 18th. .-.
18th. .ooo,oo
Acf0mac. DTumHOuN NV"h, HSN"A"S
county, August 18th. uru
Potomac, Manassas, Prince William
county. August 10th.
Concord, Jonesboro', brunswick county.
August 18th.
Albemaile, Rose Union, Nelson county,
Appomattox. Spring Creek, Prince Ed
ward, August 22d.
Chnch Valley. Coburn, Wise county. Au-
gust 22d. , p.ou A.,
Blue Ridge, HuAville. Floyd county,
August 2ith. ,-. oo.h
Shenandoah, Millwood, Clarke county,
August J0th. ,,.,, c .,,,,
ty, August 3lst. -
Augusta. Waynesboro'. September 9Th.
Goshen, Zion, Orange county, SepteIn-
Der 5th.
Portsmouth. fuckers Swamp,
Southampton county, September 18th.
The Dan River will meet at Chiidrey,
Halifax county, but the date Is not yet
announced. , u.
The Barton Heights Baptists propose TO
make the meeting OF Dover Association
this year of unusual interest. Ihere WIN
be large attendance OF delegates rom
both the city and country churches. Mr.
Walter Sydnor, of Hanover, IS moderator,
and Mr.. Josiah Ryland. Jr.. is clerk. Rev.
n. T.. GAY, OF Caroline, Will preach the
opening sermon. The body Will De IL ses-
sion three days.
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he WAS NO HOG.
Man who Was willing to Be Self
Sacrificing on Weather Topics.

[DetrOit Free PressI
IN tell you what Pm wlllin, to do.
even if 1t breaks leg" said q nah on the
rear platforfn Of a WoOdward-avenue car
TO fellow-passenger the other day. All
OF us orter be willin' 20 do what we can
fur each other. no matter If II does hurt
our feelins or cost few dollars"
"We'l. what are you willing TO dot" F"
""Itll be awful hot weather bimeby."
"Yes."
Hot 'nuG TO fry the tar right out of an
iron hitchin' post"
Perhaps"
"Youn me will probably meet some day
when things Is Jest boilln'. Wen be
sweatin' and mopplu' and gaspln' fur
breath. but I'm willin' 10 do this. If you
won't ask if it's hot 'nuff fur me | wont
ask if its hot 'nuff fur you. See We
both suffer and suffer, but we don't say
nuthin'. I'm no hog. The man who sizes
me fur one gifts left. You needn't say
nuthln' to nobody about 1t, but that's lest
what I'll do fur you and don't care how
much I'm damaged"
And he took bottle from his pocket,
held it to his lips until tull,sized "swig ]"
had time TO pass down his throat, and re-
stored 1t, with the remark
Yes. durn my hide. Pm willing TO sac
rifce and | don't want no praise fur 1t.
either. Even if you do ask If it's hot nun
fur me. I'll pretend | didn't hear you and
give you all the advantage. Got TO GIT
off? Keep mum and watch fur yours truly
about the lst of August. He'll be thar,
and he'll sacrifice"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25

While travelling recently we met on the
train party of gentlemen, when the con-
yersation drifted to the subject OF SOUTH
ern journalism the merits OF journal
lists. some poor writers. but good editors
and rice uersa. There were four states
represented, each having his state pre-
ferenee. One was an enthusiastic ao-
mirer Of The RICHMOND DISPATCH. ana
while they spoke for their respective Ia
vori,es. all heartily endorsed the great
ability of this journal and voted IT 'ne
leading southern paper.-Caarlote CN. ~
Ie,locfd,
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j. Taylor ElIyson for Lieutenant-Governo
fFarmville Journal

The political contest is warming up in
this section. and just now pretty nearly
all the talk is over the gubernatorial con-
test. thus Ignoring. or. at least. forgetting,
the other places to DO filled. The place of
acknowledgements is to be filled and as
this is an important place it Is well to
select good man for it. J: Taylor Ely
son. the present worthy Mayor of Rich
mond. Is, in our opinion, the best fitted
man for this place, and we hope to see THIS
section send down solid delegation in
hls favor, HIS selection would give entire
satisfaction to tho party he has so faith
fully served. and would be but a small
recognition Of his services. In political
segacity We don't believe Virginia has his
equal since the death of the beloved Bar
Ignr
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25

Who has been attending the law school at
washington and Leo University, arc GLAD
TO welcome him home.
=, Professor J. II. Gilmore is in Bristol.
Tenn, whore he will spend tho summer.
The Misses Lassiter. of Petersburg who
have been visiting Mrs. ". NJ. Th orntop.
have left for their home
Mrs. Graham Ford, Of Richmond. who
has been visiting Mrs. Blair. at the
Woollen-Miils. has returned TO her home.
MIR. .Stonewall Tompkins, who has Tor
several years past been superintendent
vile and University Electric. Iight and
Gas Company, has been elected 10 the
chair of civil and mechanical engineering
IN toe Clemson College. Of South Carolina.
Mr.: Tompkins has accepted the position
and VIII leave to assume his duties the
early part of July.
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Merry aIusical NIethodists.

lCcrrespondence ofthe Rlrhmond Dispatch
PULASKI ClrY. June 24.-The ladies Of
the Methodist church gave most delight
fui entertainment last night IN the Opera
House. A handsome and ENJOYABLE sup
Der was served at reasonable prices from
6 o'clock 10 :, and promptly at o'clock o
request was made that the large crowd
be seated and listen 10 an intellectual
treat III he shape Of music and recltatl0ns.
for which no extra charge was made.
Vocal solos were beautifully rendered
hy Misses Blanche Stone, Mona Campbell,
Edna Corey. Adelaide Phillips, and Maude
Darst. and instrumental solos Dv Mrs. IT.
vine Miller and Miss virginia Campbell.
Miss CAinubelrs Hungarian Rhapsod!e
was executed with great skill and appre-
cation and was greatly enJoyed by, az
lovers Of music. TherecltatlOn5-" Laska, y
bv Miss May Darst, and " Phussandphret." "
by little Nan Perkins were admirable and
added no little 10 the occasion.
Circulars are out for the opening OF the
Pulaski High school for BOYS by Messr5. l..
II. Russell and L. l.. Darst, distinguished
graduates of the Virginia Military lnstl-
tute. Pulaski presents many advantages
for such u school.
Miss Mary +. HOrslcy and Miss simpson,
princiral of Montgomery Female College,
Christiansburg. are visiting Ar. W. NJ.
Perkins's family.
Miss /. A. Perkins has returned to
Pulaski from visit 10 Richmond and
Petersburg.
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GOT a NEW LICENSE.
One Girl Tilted Elm. but Another Would
Have Him.

The marriage-license clerk was sitting at
his desk thinking how many people no
had been instrumental in starting on their
downward course. when a red-faced. raw
boned young man from the country as
turbed his reyeries. says the Detroit f'se
Press. ,.r
"How d'y' do?" said the. visitor !
come 10 see you about a marriage-license.
Well" be said. "who is 1t forf"
who is what for? asked the visitor.
THE license. OF course. Don'tyou want
a licepsey" r
Not Ell kin help it. That's what
come in fer to see about. Igot one tother
day. but Amt used 1t yit, and / want to
know about 1t"
What do you want TO known" =,
THE seeker for information took the
nener from his pocket, unfolded 1t. and
spread it out on the desk.
y" fhero IL is," no said, briefly.
"What'a the matter with thAfxv IN.
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-....aI I.rce o. the Richmond Dispa nj
... -rr.yuLE. VA. June 24.-lIyita-
.r. l.au ..sucd 10 the marriage OF
. '.-.i- &. Carroll. of tins CIT, and
r- ....- Il. Ieachruan, of KectO~tOwn,
-..gutv. The ceremony Will take
..ti. Methodist Episcopal clurch,
-- rare. next wednesday afternoon
..t- been issued for the marriage
hate y. Petit 20 MI. Luther >.
It.. ..r.mouv Will be performer al
I.ioe q Sir. II. :. Gleason. IN TINS
... ..t. Itv--lay evening no : O'Clock.
Mrs. l. 4. Masslc are spending
st....- - Mountain Top. DIR. Massie
.U.fe sex recently.
.... Nr-. Charles j. Cary and tn 'ir
...l.t.r. E4eauor. of Baltimore. are
.ra t.W dsyslu this city. the guests
.-. D.r,.- father. MAJOR A. h. wing:
i- tu, treasurer and secretary OF
.ra ice Company III this place.
...-'.- Il Dr. W. G.. y. Randolph
,'...eI 20 leara that he is In
....t ilEUhll, wnerc he went 10 re-
". Smith. who has been visit
.-.r Mrs. John B. Iurpln, has
o. StadWru. accompanied by
lrs. =. Il. Greenwsy. who VIII
.. .me ia her old neighbornood.
.. l-el aud daughter, OF wash
d.. arrived al the Hotel Aloe
.r.'. ~priug, lsst evening, where
spend some time.
-,-. K. shelton has returned -
...... .r stanton. after very plea
.... 90 Mrs John B. 1urpln.
....- Isumer. who has been visit
g. ;. Grove. has returned 10 hef
Dr--uy.lle, :. {.
A. Gordon, Of Staunton, IS
al. i-s days IL TINS city:
.Ie Ii. Harris. OF Richmond.
time with her cousin, Mrs.
.rgn.
it,. ID. watson has returned from
Worlds falT.
u Garth. gave birthday party
..trrof ier httle friends at the
hrr parents. on IVY eIceK' Oh
... evening.
.e crawford. who has been
..r SISTER. Mrs i. Samuel McCue,
.. Iea Oh Wednesday for hing
...lty T. visit her friend, bliss
..Yf.
littleton AMI family, Of the
.le College. are Visltih. the
iltt4etOn. at the parsonage. on
West. who has been visiting
.. g.. Om0luudTo's. has returned u
iu Green Sprlng.
I, Dr. Petre aud wife left this
iar Ola Point, where they VIII
.rt
stella Keicrson is visiting relatives
.t.l.r
a.ul. 70. Hill IL visiting Miss Annie
a. Ai,On.
. .lre Hi Is visiting friends at Ivy
s. l. Gator. Miss Picnic Gator,
Ltn and Louise Gator. of Baiti-
are .i hr. ]. J. MilllaIns's.
tscTs ~ Baltimore. has been visit
"a -sU- Howard. IN this place.
julia Blackwell, the daughter OF
. Professor John Blackwell. Of the
l-a. Female College, - with her
4i Bellevue on Ridge street
. recent graduate Of the Danyille
, f. A. Brown and daughter are
.as 'ae formers parents. IN Charlotte
--, Hofrison. Of Philadelphia. Is visit
-f sister. Miss A. &. Brech!n.
. Nova BOtteli, Of Winchester. who
guest u hiss Katie Lio0p. has been
sex. but Is pow improving.
.if J. H. his pm IS visiting trends IN
!.'llestOn ard her daughter bliss Willie
''lp.o Is staying with Trends a. Ma
t.ls.
Dr. tucker Smith. OF the United States
L-'3. ,. ysitiu2 Professor Il. II. smith. at
" university.
Professor Robert s. Radiord. Of st.
A.bau'r School. who has been spending
~ past week with his old university
lnelds. lett Tor IIyuchbuEg, whore he will
" relatives before starting on MS voyage
~ Defmany to pursue the study VI Latin
M Greek
lie fIiends Of Mr.. Juninx Fmhburne.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
ARoiand for His Oliver.

"Aw-by the way-do you keep dogs
naufs here - asked the wouid-be funny
dude, as he looked Quizzically at the sales
Yes. sir" replied the meek-looking as
sistant. that 5, we have some tor ours
and puppies. Would you ike to try on
palr|"
l,te n midsummer-n dream, the
Young lady who was with him glggled III a
high soprano through her cambric hand
kcrchlef
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Tho Extra Session.
ATLANTA constitutional

They're a giyin Of expression,
10 that comn extra aossion,
An were all a-looking forward TO the dayt
For we know thai us a-coinin,
An tho country Will be Lummin.
An tho winter II be as rosy as the May!
we're a-countin' Of our chickens,
An wo're goin' 10 raise the dickens:
An there's any big amouns o things weVs
planned,
For the skies will all be brighter
An tho burdens will be lighter
When we gss the extra session well In hand.
SO, wo won't git In 1urry
II the President1l hurry,
An' les start the extre session right away;
For although you think irs funny
tn bring us milk and honey.
An the wlnter'u DO as rosy as tho Nayl
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25

While travelling recently we met on the
train party of gentlemen. when the con-
versation drifted to the subject of . SOUTH
ern journalism the merits OF Journal
lists, some poor writer's. but good editors
and uics rrsd. There were tour States
represented. each having bis State pre-
ference. One was an enthusiastic ad-
mirer of The RIcMosD DISPATCH, and
while they spoke fo- their respective r.
vorites. all heartily endorsed tho great
ability of this journal and voted it the
leading southern paper. Charlotte ON o.
Denaacrdf
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The Heated Term.
(Chicago 1imes.l
Oh. for q cool. sequsstered nook
or bosky doll Anoar
A puriing. babbling. hmpid brook
Also q glass OF bear!

The DISPATCH says that " the health OF
Richmond was never better at this sea-
son of the year. than now. Ot late
the death rate has been grstifyingly
low. IL is coincidence that Rich
mond was never cleaner. which fact
doubtless accounts in large measure
for the other fact" We are glad to repeat
this statement. Richmond is the leading
city of Virginia and every Virginisn ought
10 rejoice in its prosperity. whether 1t be
in the matter OF good health or In the
growth of its business intereets. Good
iuak 70 Rinhmond. A0onart &6ana Sue.
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BENTON. ARK. May 20, 1892.

Messys. L,ppnlGn Broihers, sardnna'' oa.'
,,ertlemen. Il have bad rheumatism
about two months during last winter was
confined 10 my room mos, Oh ol1,.. suv ~o,,,,c,
,a~ ,scom ~ manding r. r. p. as cure for rhsu'
s,.sn, i bought three bottles, but De,
% tore got through with the third bottle !
uas cured. and have not felt the least Of
va, ~ ,heumatism since. II is nndoubt,;
edlv the hest remedy for rheumatism !
eve, tried. 1 can cheerfnlly recommend "
10 the public. Yours truly
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Erieutship.

II don't think you treat Good Heart
right"
How is that?"
You borrow money from him and never
repay it. You take up his time when he
is busy and use his office as If It were your
own"
"Sho! He's friend of mine. You
surely don't think | would treat anybody
that way who wasn't friendf"
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qrired the clerk, after he had looked it

over.
"Nothin' legally, guess but you see
the girl that is named there has changed
her mind and she won't have me. I'm a
hustler, though. am, and I've got an:
other girl that's wiliin' for keeps, but
don't want TO spend no more money for
licenses. Kin I get that name scratched
out and tother one put in, er have / got
ter blow in more wealth? That's what
come here TO know about. mister"
The CLERK rapidly glanced through the
Constitution of the United States, ran
over chapter or two of "Greenleat on
Evidencej and Cooley on Torts" and
gave the young man q new license with
out extra charge.
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The Two Spheres.
rff~c4 Nnrc

Little Dick: Papa doesn't have any fun.
He has to 90 to business every day.
Little Dot: That's to get money. cause
he's provider, mamma says.
"A what"
"A provider."
We'll. if papa is "a provider. wonder
what mamma IL Z"
~ guess she's diylder."
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25

The pleasant effect and perfect safety
with which ladies' may usa the CaliforniA
liauid laxative, Syrup Of Figs. under all
conditions makes II their favorite remedy.
To get the true and genuine article, look
for the name OF tho Caltfornis fig-6ygup
COMPANY. printed nsag tho bott0m of ~
package
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Great Luck.

Soma men have lots of luck said
Hawkins. Take Barlow last summer.
Tor instance. He was rescued IN a
drowned condition at Asbury Park and
when he went after hls rescuer, to give
give HIM IS be found that the brave tei-
low mad lust fallen down stairs at the
hotel and broken his neck"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Doubiy Insuited.

P,bolot. ITEMS, canallle. What do you
man bv writing TO my wife and calling
her your belle Marie ~
PiDeiot: Millie pardons. M'sieur. IL
.hought the lady was your daughter.
Rihelot: Sacre bleu. Worse STILL
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Close Relations.

The Anecdote met the Short Story and
said: ~
"Ah. how are you? We're related,
aren't we 2"
so I've been told" replied the Short
Story.
And then they both rushed into print to-
gather.
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The Tsrribis Alternative.

Grover: How ia everything this MORN
ing, Mr. Thurber?
Thurber L don't know. II doesn't seem
to me that shall like this job.
Grover: Well. If you give 1t mp you Will
have to go back to Michigan. won't you!
Thurber (resignedly): Pll stay.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
What He Asked For.

lrutn.l
Hoiack: Have you anything in the shape
of dollar you could lend me!
1omdick: Yes; here.
But that's only a cent"
"Yes but the shape Is all right"
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Feminlpe Independence.
IYopnn.l

Fitz Pappy: Aw, Mss Edythe. may
have the delightful pleasure of riding
home with yOus
Edythe: No, thanks, Mr.. Ftz Pappy but
you can watch me start If that will be any
satisfaction.
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A Counter Attraction.

Visitor: How do you enjoy having the
EXPOSITION herel
Native: / can't say like it. II takes
away the interest from the stock-yards.
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Not intended d.

Hicks; guess Pm square with Dix;
gave his boy mouih-organ last night.
blrs. Hicks: But you're not square with
me. Mrs. Dix sent him over here 10 spend
the day.
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Lost Opportunities.

tChcago Daily lnter-Ocean.l
IT'S awful the way he wasted his time
and his fathers money at college,"
How do you know he did,"
She: He sat by me at the game of foot
ball. and didn't know anything about 1t.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1893-06-25
Still Unexplained.

Puck
II don't see why they call 'em folding
beds"
Because they fold up"
That doesn't account for their being
called beds"
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The Free and Easy West.

Come" said the cyclone TO the farm
house. "let me blow you of.
Sure f" returned the other. Every
thing goes"
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where lie Had Gone.

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,s,rsntt,. sad the dlsgusted patron.
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