The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1893-12-06
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

Kisses are the coupons of love.
Don't be valet to your hero; it
may disgust him.
The most lov@ble of dumb animals
is a good listener. Puck.
After all, the love knot is the top
knot on the head of human happiness.
Puck.
A cynic observes that the most popu-
lar air with the girls these days is a
millionaire.
A girl will never forgive q fellow
whom she has Tilted for making sue
cess of life. Puck.
When a man gets hearing in court,
he is likely to hear something that he
doesn't like.-Puck.
1t is the man who wears Congress
CATERS who wonders how the shoe
string sellers make a living.
She told the young man oftentimes
She really couldn't love him:
Six feet, she but five feet, he
OF course she felt above him.
Detroit Tribune.
Solemn Stranger-"All flesh is
grass" Deaf Man-"Hey?" Solemn
Stranger-''No, grass. New York
Press.
The bulldog has pretty tight grip
in this world, though he often escapes
trouble by the mere skin of his teeth.
Truth.
Gunson-'A Another increase in your
family, Ell? Son or daughter?'
Bilbee (gloomingly)-"Son-in-iaw."- -
Kate Fields Washington.
'1've come ont of this tight squeeze
in pretty good shape" said the new
half-dollar, fresh from the stamping
machine. Chicago Tribune.
'Man wants but little here below"
But tits this fact that daunts-
He's sure to get a little less
Than the little that he wants.
Washington Star.
Some of the fashionable schools are
making worldwide regulations by
teaching the young lady students to
spell their names wrong.-Galyeston
News
In the American Colony; Shells
Miss Bond engaged to Prince Sans
SOUP" He-"Not exactly. He has an
option for ninety days, believe. -
Harlem Life.
When a woman has quail for dinner
she wants to invite in neighbor, so
the neighbor may know it, but man
doesn't want anybody there but him.
self. .-Atchison Globe.
Customer lin bookstore)- 81 would
like to get some good book on faith.
Clerk -'Sorry, sir, but our rule 1T to
sell nothing to strangers except for
cash. Buffalo Courier
Miss Newcombe-''S ''Seems to be rather
a good year this for fruit, Giles? Are
all your trees as full of apples as that
one I" Giles-"Oh, nav, miss, only
the apple trees. Judy.
He had sorrel trotting-horse
Which was so pesky slow
He named him Chinese, after while.
Because he wouldn't go,
Detroit Free Press.
Van Noodle-"D'yer know, Miss
Tungbit, that old duffer Chapwith
called me Il muff the other nightg'
Miss Tungbit sc 'Indeedl Why, think
you more closely resemble II boa. -
Brooklyn Life.
Jack (who has popped)-'It takes
you long time to decide. Nettie--
81 know it; and I've about concluded
TO wear demi-train of white chiffon
over white silk and have no brides
maids. Texas Siftings,
Mrs. Billus latter the company had
gone Johnny, you shouldn't have
eaton those preserved fruits. They
were not intended TO be eaten. They
were put on the table to fillup." Johnny
Billus 'Well, that's what | used EN-
for, mamma. Chicago Tribune.
Two cabmen a short time ago had
fishing match for half IA sovereign and
drinks, Suddenly one of the larvies
fancied he had bite, and, being over
anxious, had the misfortune to fall
into the river. On his regaining the
shore, his rival shouted out Can bets
are of, jim; none o. yer diyin' in after
'em. Tit Bits.