The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-11-11

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being run over; it was being run over by a swill
cart that was the Notifying thing.
An exchange says that a man by the
name OF Corn was recently married in a
church at Creston, Ia, to q lady by the
name of Wheat. The choir sang What
Shall the Harvest BET" Whereupon a
gammin in the gallery yelled out" nub-
blns!!' aspd they cast him out of the syn
agogue.
Vincent Vlasak, who left his farm in
Highland township a year ago to operate
one in southern Kansas near the Cherokee
strip. is back again. He got enough of
Kansas, where he says droughts are far
worse THANH in this section. The Cherokee
country, he says, is a hulnbug Of the
| worst kind.
A farmers wife has marketed $40
worth of eggs in Kimball since last Jan
uary and expects to make it an even
hundred before New Years. Say, now,
Mr.. Farmer suppose you sit down and
figure out how many bushels of wheat
you would have to market to clear that
amount Of money?
Chamois skin is of many things
seldom met with save by proxy. Nearly
all of the chamols skin in this market is
made of sheep skin OF goat skin from
England and France. A dealer in these
substitutes declares that a single import
ing house could use in one year all the
true chamois skin that Switzerland pro-
duces in ten years. The genuine article
fetches nearly three times the price Of
the substitutes.
Sioux Falls Press:-A farmer was in
the city yesterday with a wagon that was
something out Of the ordinary. He had
become tired of having tires set and own
ing a couple of old and broken moving
machines he took the wheels and taking
the axles of a broken down wagon box
he fixed up a wagon that he thinks will
never need any repairing. 1t made
something of a racket when the horses
were driven over the paycments on g
trot.
A man by the name of Bailey shipped
a car of household goods from the Black
Hills to kimba]l about a month ago and
he arrived with his stock Monday. He
paid sos freight ON the car when it was
shipped and found SAB demurrage charg-
ed upon it, which he had to pay before
he could unload it. Il was pretty tough,
but he should have sent word to the
agent here to unload the car or had some
one else do it. lie is to locate in Torrey
Lake township.
Mrs. j. 3. Miller has bought Mrs. j. A.
Browns stock of fancy goods, decorative
art needlework materials, stamping pat
terms, etc, at Mitchell, and will carry on
the same line of business at the same
place, 2O3 East Second street. Mrs. Mil
Ter Will add to the stock and put in some
new and desirable holiday goods. Mrs.
Miller has a wide acquaintance in Kim
ball and vicinity and the ladies here
abouts can safely intrust their orders to
her.
Our exchanges are telling about alady
who went to a grocer for peck of apples,
taking, as she supposed, a freshly
laundried flour sack. She held the sack
while the clerk poured in the apples.
The fruit then went through the sack
and rolled over the floor. On examina-
ton it was found that there We're two
holes in the bottom of the bag, both trim
med with embroidery. The young man
tainted and the lady sent a small boy
after the apples-with a basket.
Louis Richards and w. G. Richards
bought of Fred Warner this week the
fractional piece of land west Of the lake
across which runs the diagonal road from
the ice house to the section road. The
piece contains about four acres. The
sale also included another fractional
part near the lake of about one acre.
The land will he used for q stock yard
and will probably be enclosed. If it isl
1t will shut off access to the town from
the section road, as this section road runs
into the lake. The council have been
approached to abandon this section road
in exchange for a road through the tract
OF land just transferred, but there is a
strong public sentiment against shutting
off public access to the lake and which is
fully reciprocated by the council. Just
how connection between the town and
the section road running west will be
made has not yet been determined, but
that such connection will be made is
evident.
ahtsis evident that the Kansas City Star
takes a broad view of the meaning OF the
term "all-round newspaper man." II
says that he should be able to write a
poem, weigh corn, discuss the tariff, UNI,
pire a ball game, report a wedding, saw
wood, preach the gospel, beat a lawyer
describe a fire so that his readers will
shed their wraps, make a dollar do the
work of ten, shine at q soiree, address 9
horticultural society, measure calico
abuse the liquor habit, test whisky, sub
scribe to charity. 60 without meals
attack the silver, defend bimetallism
sheer ut snobberY, wear diamonds, inven'
advertisements, over look scandal, praise
prize babies. delight pumpkin raisers
minister to the afflicted, heal the dis
gruntled, fight to a finish, set type, mould
opinion, sweep the office, move the world
scorn the flesh and the devil, be every
thing, feel everything, see everything
know everything and do everything or
this wIirling footstool at a modest salar.
and support a family.
There is n matter wherein the coun
try newspaper iabors at a disadvantage
in a time Of money stringency, as COM
pared with the manufacturer, says M