The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1893-08-27

lHlSEud ke8iolS anu heluTH. DJ NiuueA.
Vindex says in his introduction:
Sa SsGs IN hs ..
| do believe that any aquatic animal sw.mm,g in
A.;
n, "a rh, ana sI
,oTy past bat should have no place The .EErs..ivs
wild and extrAvaEan, = oeau,if Vi symDo. demands
its tsmosn fact :nat not even knives. pistols
9oEi mr. ss
Mr.. Edwards said last night that he had
sHss sSs fHsS shs i 9S
and partly in verse of the school of George
spokcn that they cannot be reproduced here.
The edito: OF the .N1r Inrk Hoorodrer finds
that his cir ulntion is running down. and that
nothing but "a pig piece OF news can save 1t.
After making him indulge in soliloQuy on
his hard luck. Nindex continues:
was Struggling sss'n.t aaSef,ty lie was man c Of
enad parts and Of nnda S, courage a. al New
ciTSums,nnces arrnyed aEain;t him. a ,o.s, ri.
hands together over the top. swung edwards and
forward. vera, times causing the door squeak hor.
There" he ejacul lated that will do; It's tho only
exercise get; now to business"
Then he calls in a sub editor and says:
Coud dn be- in r d WRit Il s "Ss1nT
To good news tree. whose fructescencs
Misht ,a.ni,. news w as SIN. furnish s essence
Bu, ws TO f SIsne. for tn. community must
The editor and the sub editor decide to send
salI FOR yolantssrs and SerieeIs. Scrub got I IL
getting GuISkIy to ths once. rang llrs alarm
fire engine. which Numbered and tore through
the streets. and took him to his destination
Scribble-Scrub lands In the Internal regions
by means OF suicide. and the story now deals
with his adventures there. Some OF them may
be dfs S sy Ss:ss by the o,
Gssp
These S mn EYED "r him for minute
and then apparently satisfied with their observation
TO rs Inuttsraels surprise and ns,onr.hm.n.. b.
m N. h sar ana
.whY, deacon" cried serbhle. as he advanced with
AVN Tsp,sa =. Ss.cSa; VIZ :.stIS .%ii.:
r stu M aud Ters
na around n h qnm Inc ZONE I.
scribe. mute it,ng,... =, ,,. ,,.oru-., -,
CT aisrTIss
for nesh .n' "hrlye!ed collateral Tor nerves and esn
putt face !Ank, saffron face. in litigation with my
Speculative Freeporters have already as
serted that ,he paTson IL local celebrity but
mex hnyent yet identified ne neaG WR, Some
talking with Scribble- Scrub.
A murderous louking individual hers came upon
the scene staggering as he walked and talking thus
Thank hell tina, am not alone Thi. m urky insti.
tut,%n ,nxrs ssrhs unsparng contribution was
Come you clown. let me cut you up"
And he sings:
I'll nout the nrst devil meet. ira Ia.
III hout The irst dev meet"
The demons tear the dominic to pieces. and
There Is hit 81 dialect worked in here to
show the authors versatility.
They present the different portions OF the
dominie's anatomy to the devil and he puts
goes to randemonium Hall. md It is this por-
ton OF the story which the Methodists object
to. Hero Is an extract:
But in spite Of his, in very little while revival
ns Told ii. hsss Ia. me nor lad A"' m"
was an ea.y thing become converted 4 they did as
he snid nsggsh them 60 yield to his nrrsnNslons
public nnnounrrmrnt that eveiy man JACK OF them
tmsRuug all Of the TWO hundred had been con r-red
Ansin' Ssns Axe, sSd M he believed an
sno,nerT,.wo hundred and one; let's make 1T three
The deacon yentured TO suggest that not ono was
Truly converted but the pAIson replied that anyhow
thry were converted 10 Msthodsm. and that was the
The ssaeon Burning with envy. now sent, secret
p.ssenEtr 10 satan 20 come and pat an end to such
When h,.TS Of the ns ss ;gss
way TIL he rushed into tho meeting.
Hold" he shouted.
All Was silence except among the converts and they
wern All max NJ great noise.
what's that noise" asked Satan.
Its the converts quarreling sir" volunteered the
sAtAn's face liz up At once and he replied 60 on
with meeting There's nothing consistent here"
Freeport has had its share OF Methodist re- |