Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1893-06-16
HJJMOR OF THE DAY.


Royal Albert Edward. Puck.
Out of sight, out of mind-Tho blind
idiot.
The persistent bore can make
mighty big hole in busy day.
Heir-raising intelligence 'Triplets
ct your house. Boston Courier.
Foot notes come like squeaky
shoe, in the text of poem. Truth.
Eccentric people are peculiar people
whom other people cannot afford to
call fools.--Puck
It does not follow that a remark
carelessly dropped falls fat.--New
Orleans Picayune.
The man who said you couldn't eat
your cake aud have it too evidently
was not dyspeptic. Life.
Love in cottage is all right if You
have mansion to go to after the cot
tage affair plays out.-Achison Globe.
The French schoolboy must have a
hard time learning the names OF his
country's Cabinet Ministers. Puck.
The man who made garden once.
Now thinks 1t would De sense
To buy the things he raised and save
Both labor and expense.
Washington Star.
"After ALL" murmured the artist,
"perhaps the ideal figure has dollar
mark in front of it. Washington
Star
81 will now attend to this writ of
attachment" said yonng lawyer who
was composing love letter. Wash
ington Star.
Every man ''has his influence but
sometimes has hard time to find it
when he is in hurry. Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
When it comes to dime museum at
fractions the fat woman can put the
living skeleton in the shade every day.
-Elmira Gazette.
A woman may be deeply interested
in fashions, but it's only one thing,
while man can be absorbed in score.
--Philadelphia Times.
Toledo has a tough police Judge
named Hone-and the toughs don't
think it a bit sharp to rub up against
him. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
"My dear fellow, am awfully glad
,, to see you. I do hope you are in a
position to lend me the ten dollars that
you owe me. Journal Amusant.
The days are swiftly slipping by,
And soon with deep elation
The ant will join the picnic pie
In summer celebration.
Washington Star.
"Do YOU think Miss Suburbs en-
ioyed the concert?" ''No, [ am afraid
not She only patted her foot through
three of the songs. Chicago Inter-
| Ocean.
Among shopping women, bargain
is something they could not afford
when they needed it, and which they
get at reduction when they have
positively no use for it.-Puck.
| When one thinks of the smirk and
strut of the fashion-plate figure, male
or female, it is no wonder that it is 50
hard to get the clothes that really fit
living human creature. Truth.
"Well, Johnnie, are YOU able to keep
your place in your class?" Johnnie
Eyes, sir; l began at the foot and
there's not a single boy been able to
take it from me. Chicago Inter
| Ocean.
''No, Walton won't join our trout
ing excursion. He says he'd rather
stay at home and play with that won
derful first baby" ''Well, that's
scriptural-spare the rod, and spoil
the child. Puck.
How many weary pilgrim walks the earth,
The sport of canine 'brutes and scofer's
| mirth.
Looking for work, ne scans the country
| round,
That he may give to work wider berth.
Washington Star.
Horseman (who has been thrown
from his steed) Heavens! what an
unfortunate fellow / am There, I've
paid for the use of that horse for one
hour and I've already spent three
quarters of an hour running after the
brute. ."-Fliegende Baetter.