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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-09

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STEAMERS.
pAcrrfc NAVIGATION co..
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sxArTLx-TAcoMA ROUTE
nArEx.
eteamsr STATE OF WASHINGTON
Leaves Seattle for Tacoma ~ 1000 m. 500
y N ard ESQ p m
sEArrLE-BEILISaaAM RAx ROUTE
nsELr.
Steamer SEHoNE
Leaves seattle fer Rel;inghan Ray. Anaesrsss ana
Fort Townsend - 1900 y. ~.
sEArrrE-LA CONNER
DAIRY Except SATURDAY.
Steamer FAIRHAvES
Leaves seastle for Everett. L. Coansr and al
Whidsy Island points al 500 p m
sEATTLE-sKAGTT RrvKa ROUTE
Steamer HENRY BAfLEY
Leaves Seattle every Tuesday, THURSDAY and
Saturday on tide
NORTH PACIFIC STEAMSHIP LINE
Steamers leave seattle for Astoria and Portland
Oregon every Ave dayA
x6scsiys November 1, issa
MccLELLAND. General Agent
r.,..s Olympic Block. ni'dsr \. =. ofassz
pAorrrc COAST STEAMSHIP COMPANY
Dispatch steamers nom Seattle % follows,
For san Francisco. via Port Townsend ana VIC.
toriA AT p N. passengers received ca board - {
.. M Nov I Q. IL. le, -. "a
Fer Alaska Nov. II and -. 81 0 Q m
From san Francisco. for Victoria and PUGET
Sound psris. ~ Q M, Nov. l. 9. IL. is. 81. 20.
Tickets may be obtained ., the once OF the com.
paHy. q Ocean dock. seattle
oooDALr. PERKINS q CO.
General Agents. san ffancisca
J. E. JOHNSON. r s supa. seasuA
DArLY THE CARD
OF Olympia Tacoma aad Seattle
Route Steamers
-aTuLrNcxAH" Asp .crry OF ABERpEENs
--sorss NORTH
Leaving arriving
oy.sis A.. am M r:s ssns a.: a.. $50 en
Tacoms ss-. 1890 N Seattle .....la 90 noon
Tacoma 49,. 500 p m seattle i..... TOO PA
--aofse sourH---
Seattle 49,. TOO am. Tacoma AZ. :. $500 an.
Tscoma Az. $50 o;smpa =, ssS N.
Tacoma 49,. $3.50 nm Olympia at. 6:3e p
Connecting VITA boats for kamiichis and shsiiea.
City Dock foet Of Main street
FARE TO TACOMA. SO cESra
CAPTAIN l. WILEY. Manager
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THE rreEs SOUND NATIONAL sAxx on
i GsaStlA
Paid up capital. psee. so
surplus eoooo
Sell sxchangs and make teisgraphio uaasfsrs
90 all paxts az the United states ana Europe.
solicit aecouats 81 banks and bankers. mer>
chants. manufacturers. indiv id1Aas and coscofe
uons.
coiscsens entrusted 10 eur care win receive
pxomps aitsntioa
DnEcronst
5ACoB Freelo>as
A: n aTEWART-............... Vice Preside2s
o FnAuEHTHAT. L. RoBIEsoh and JAAxo
r. HAYDEN.
ccnnxsFo& DKNfas
Nasisnsl Bank Of RsDahlic. New Yoskt Comr
mefcfal Enfsonnl, Chieagos First National nanxs
o. Paul; BANK Of California, San Fssneisee5
First National Bank. Portland
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FOREIGN mARRErs.
THE srocK Market.

LONDON, Nov. s-Consols, 90 Sled
Bank of England discount rate, per cent
SILVER
Bar silver, .s25 fine, s2Nd.
GOLD.
Gold bullion into the Bank Of England
10000.
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AsERpEKx. Wash. Feb Il ts92
Post-rnteliiseacer Co, Seattle. Wash
Premium map received and gives psrfecs
satisfaction. Yours respectfully. A. IL
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Principal, Miss Wintereourne fFrrees Union
Graduate Of the Home and co,onial Trsininx
Colege Londea. EngIancl who holds . King
ccznty Teacnsrs Certificate, second grade
Pail term commences Monday, September Sta.
lsa1
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For information concerning this
map cali at the publication Office or
address
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IarAH, Wash. Feb. Q, ls32
Post-InteliigsaceE, seattle. Nssa--
pe.r Sirx. Map received in good shapa.
Wei nieasei With /. and also the paper.
Yours respectfully, a. ~
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IyvKRETT ROUTE -
j. STEAMER GREYHOUND.
Daily except sunday.
Leaves Seattle. g s5 q N. li:ss . IN and 4.s0 n
Leaves Everett. .afaS IA. .1s 10 AID z go y N
Leaves seattle s.ssss.& a 80 = m
SanuSs Leaves kveFett 800 tn
counAets With beats for ThcoFnA and SnohomtsA.
SEATTLE AND TACOMA NAVIGATION CO
PTs& seer
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STEAMER rpAno

Foa oHAHrrn
STEAMER IDAHo
Newly furnished and equipped ana especially
adapted Ter sxearsfoaa Address Bax 77s. o. cad
a. room ~ starr BOYD suiiaEng
&. u. RaoWSFIELD Easssr ana Owner.
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EvxKETr ASD sxoHoxIsH Rourn
Tia sniy beat that gees throaxh wttAoas traasfsa
STEAMER MABEL
Leaves Hatnslds wharf Tuesdays Thnndays sna
Saturdays st q m Tor Edmsnds Mukiitea Nv
crest AsFysvIiis. kast EsefsSt. Lowell ana sac
komish fAkh TO hSEHkEf Soc: TO 6NCS
HoEIsH. Soc J. A HAIfIELp, Agent
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REILlNeHAM BAY. INSIDE ROUTE
STEAMER LYDIA THOMPSON
For Edmonds, Eyeress C1iasen, Langley, Coupe
vile. Uasalady, fidaigo clty, ApAeorfss. samtsh,
Mondays, Wednesdays ana fridays AZ a m Re-
turning, leaves Whstcem Tuesdays. THURSDAYS
ane saturdays at $50 q ~. landing III Boxers
wharf, fost Of University street.
RELIIsazAx BAT INSIDE ROUTE
whatccm and sshoma Fairhsvan. samish. An
scortss. Fidaiso City. utsalady, coupsvils, LAas.
10y. Clinton. Byerett, EdmondA
STEAMER wAsco
Leaves CITY dock Tuesdays, Thursdays and ssssr
days - o'clock . m Tickets for sale ~ City
Ticket once. soA Second street.
Fly on THE "rLYER-
SEATTLE TO TACOMA
Three round trips daily :; Z: e 80
In one hear and twenty-five minutes
THE STEAMER -FLYER-
Regular daily trips. seattle Tacoma roato. as fol
Iowa:
TAKTns EFEEcx
"WEDNESDAY, NOV. L
TINE cAan.
Leave Taeoma-esss .. m. lao Sis p N.
Leave seattie-s.og, HAS - m, Sis y m
Landing at n. p wharf Tacoma. and CONNER
cal dock. foot OF Marion street. Seattle.
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For San Francisco via Port Townsend and VIC.
toriA AT p m passengers received on board q
p. m-l Nov. 4 Q. IL. 1e, -. -.
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K6scsfvs November 1, lssa
MccLELLAND. General Agene
Olympic Block, under n. r. OMEGA
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
FRESH
GardenSeeds
L 8 8 8

r,, r,,.oi,.., ,,,I for. il, cI,n9n and for cash
'"'' n,Iv 4 lar,,. stool, nf ,y,II selected
garden seeds:
SvapRFA%s %rb, Rest Of All Euurror
'-''A' WiIIiam Rounj yellow six
WreLs Extra Early Red VAL
cntue. Rust Proof G0I!yu
Wax. BWpge Bush Lima.
POLE BEANS.-Largc White Lima. King of
the Garden Lima, Lazy WIir's,
Crease Back. Golden Wax,
WHO" Lear I-..''''
BEErS.-EHrly Egyptian, EdInauu's Larry
Turuip, Extra Early haIi Long, Ear
ly Red Iurnlp Easl slian. Larry Column
hian, Early Nhlie h''s'Ao'
CABBAGE-FaIly Jersey Wakefield. Early
EiamPcs, larry 22ot"i IA.a'
iIn",l.rsnn.s EorIy- summer
- -. .,,,..,',...,f,,,, pm
rrc's All-nrad Early. Burpcr's
IT,, pr,,,,,j,.',i -,,.ot i,,,,.,,,s
,.,., .iu, I,,,n,..g C,,,r..r,aL
49, iv,, Ii,,.n Ir.,l,. l..,f
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
The Blue Laws.

The Blue Laws of Connecticut were
so called because they were printed
on blue-tiuged paper.
These were some OF them:
No one shall be freeman or have
vote. unless he is converted and
member OF one Of the churches al
lowed in the Dominion
No dissenter from the essential
worship Of this Dominion shall be
allowed to give vote for electIng
magistrates or any officer
No food or lodging shall be offered
to hereto
No one shall cross the river on the
Sabbath Tut an authorized clergy
man.
No one shall travel, cook vituals,
make beds. sweep houses, cut hair or
shave on the Sabbath day
No one shall kiss his or her chill
dren on the Sabbath orfaSting days"
The Sabbath day shall begin at
sunset Saturday"
Whoever wears clothes trimmed
with gold. silver or bone lace above
one shilling n yard, shall represented
bl the grand jurors, and the select
men shall tax the estate $500. "
Whoever brings cards or dice in
10 the Dominion shall be fined So
no one shall eat mince pies, dance,
play cards, or play any instrument
of music except the drum, trumpet
or jrwsharp"
NO man shall court maid in per
son or bv letter, without obtaining
the consent of her parents; - pena.-
ty for the first offence, $40 for the
second. aud for the third, imprison-
mrut during the pleasure OF the
court
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
She Said Boo to the Sentry.

\ story is told by the friends OF
certain Young New York woman,
whose playtulneSs is understood
among her utimatcs and enjoyed as
such may be. when it is modified bya
gentlewomau's instinct within the
bounds OF simple fun. The young
praukplnyer was recently abroad,
and while walking out in Dresden one
day the s;olidity OF the soldier senti-
ucl,, pacing back aud forth like auto
mata. attracted her notice. y sudden
Impulse seized her TO test this east
iron rigiiity, and, waiting until one
had passed, she slipped into his little
sentry box. When he reached II on
his return, marching with measured
precision, she suddenly jumped out
before him, crying Boo. in his very
face. The soldier was completely up
set at this most unexpected perform
ancr, aud actually dropped his mus
ket aud ran away, while the young
woman, having thus routed II por-
ton OF the German army, walked on
aud demurely rejoined her friends.
The incident, il is said came TO the
ears Of the Emperor himself, who ex-
pressed n wish 10 meet this extraordi-
nary young woman, but Miss --- ad-
mitted that her desire did not equal
his, H- she was not sure In quite what
light her testing impulse would be
Officially regarded.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
He Spoke Spanish.

\ writer in Harper Magazine says
that General Donaldson, himself Il
veteran Of the Mexican War, used TO
tell an anecdotr OF General Zachary
TAYLOR. The incident occurred during
ho.tilitie, with Mexico, and while
present at an advanced outpost.
\ Texas scout ia the employ Of the
United States Government, IA man
who spoke nothing but Spanish, rode
headloug into camp. aud icaping TO
the ground aud rushing up to the
General, whose uniform showed him
10 be- an officer Of high rank, IN
he most excited manner began 10
pour forth Il torrent OF Spanish.
General Taylor, who knew nothing
of any language but English. was
completely taken aback So plainly
did his face expires, his f"eling- that
sentry on duty near by burst iato
a laugh. Noticing this the General
frowned, and called TO the sentry:
Fellow, come here
Trembling for the consequences II
his ilI-timed mirth the soldier obeyed.
Fellow, ' said tine General, do you
know any one around here who
sppaN- Spanish 2.
Yes. replied the abashcd soldier,
pointing TO the scout; that man
does
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
Loves Ingenuity.

\ couple, not one hundred miles
from Manchester, carried on their
courtship in rather IA novel manner.
\ young man had fallen In love with
the daughter Of hi- employer, but
from certain ideas Of wealth "A match
was opposed 10y the father The con
sequence was that the young man was
forbidden TO visit his employers
house. The old gentleman was In the
habit of wearing n cloak, and the
Young couple made him the innocent
bearer Of their correspondence. The
lady pinned letter inside the lining
Of the old mans CLOAK every day, and
when the father went into his count
ing house and threw of his cloak, the
lover took out the lady's epistle, read
it aud sent the reply back in the same
manner. Love aud ingenuity were
finally -ucces-ful
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
NEW VOL. 2S--NO. 35.

but | found that he had locked the
door that led upstairs. The position
was really difficult one TO deal with.
l couldn't possibly 20 into the street
a. was. and if remained l should
certainly be given into custody in the
morning. For some time | looked in
vain for something 20 cover me with.
The hats and oyercoats were no doubt
in the inner hall At all events they
were not accessible under the circum-
stances.
However. there were - chairs in
the room. and it was with no little
pleasure found that ON the back Of
each was an autimacaSSar. Twelve
antimacassars would 20 good way
toward covering me, and that was
something.
| did my best with the aut.macaS
sars. but on reflection came TO the
conclusion that they would not help
me very much. They certainly GOV
cred me. but gentleman walking
through South hen~in-tou at 3 a. m,
dressed in nothing Whatever but anti
maca>,ar,. with the snow two feet
deep on the sroand, would b" sur" To
attract attention | might pretend |
was doing it for wager, but VINO
would believe me
grew cold.
l looked out Of the window, and
presently saw the bu.iseye of police
man who was weariIy p.oddlnS along
through the snow. l-lt that my
only course was 10 surrender 20 him.
policeman, said | from the win
dow. "one word.
Anything wrou-. sir said he.
Il have been committing burglary
in rhi, house. and shall feel deeply
Obliged to you if YOU will kindly take
me into custody"
Nonsense. sir. said he You i
better 20 To bed.
There's nothing Id like better.
but | live i'm Iincolu'- Inn. aud !
have nothing on but autimacasoar-.
| am almost frozen Pray take me
into CUSTODY
The street doors open, said he.
Yes. said |. Come in.
He came in. explained the cir
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
JOS. McMURRAN.
New Stock Of Goods !

Ny store is brim full of New Goods
of all lines and classes to which / in
vite an inspection. Feeling assured
that l can meet any and all competi-
ton, l will not attempt to enumer-
ate. as they must be seen to realize
and appreciate Special induce
ments offered TO cash buyers. All
marketing that can be handled taken
in exchange for goods.
j. 5. MELVIN.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
Why He Didn't Shoot.

4 man. with wife who has her
own way. about doing thing- catches
her now aud then.
Ny dear, he said the other morn
ing. a. he was dressing, i think you
were right when you told ne last
night there were bcrg.ars in the
house"
Why 2" she asked neryousIy.
Because all the money that vas
IN my pockets when went TO bed j.
gone.
well, she said, with An I-told-you-
so air. III yoJ had been brave and
got up and shot the wretch you would
have had your money this morning.
Possibly, my dear possibly, be
said. gingerly, but ! would have
been a widower."
She laughed softly then and gave
half Of IL back 20 him.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
June

Just to lie and dream forever;
O iiowery June,
Tell ne that my ears may never
Miss thy tune.
Signing through the meadow rushes;
Whispering where the wild rose bushes;
Dreamy i'm the twilight bushes,
o queeuly June,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
Remembered.

He fell upon the lonely picket line
At midnight with no comrade near;
only bird upon a sheltring pine
Above, his dying words TO hear.
Al home, came not line or anything
From him; time swept along.
But DER his dust each gentle spring
\ bird pours forth his song.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
NOTICE.

DR.J. GREGG GIBSON-your druggist
| J wishes to announce TO the public tnat to
the person raising the largest head Of CAB,
BAGE from Landreth's seed this year, and
presenting it at Morgans Grove Fair, lSs5,
with satisfactory proof OF this kind OF seeH
CARS: or 10 the lady, a Bottle OF the Best
Handk erchief Extract in his store.
Respectfully,
JIG. GIBSON, Druggist.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
Thsd Stevens Contempt.

when "Thad" Stevens was young
lawyer in the Pennsylvania courts, he
once lost his cnse by what he coDsid-
cred wrong ruling Of the judge. Dis
gu-. ed he banged his law books on
the table, picked uphis hat and start
ed fgr the door with some vigorous
word ia his mouth. The Judge, feel
ing that his dignity was assailed, rose
impressiyely aud said: "Mr Stevens"
Mr. Stevens stopped, turned and bow
ed deferentially. Mr.. Steyens," "
said the judge, ''dO you intend by
such conduct 10 express your con
tempt for thi.courtY And Stevens
with mock seriousness answered:
Express my contempt for this courtl
80, sirl was trying 20 conceOl IT.
your honOrln
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
A BURGLARS STORY.


When ! became IS years Of age, my
father, a distinguished begging letter
impo>tor, said 10 me Reginald, l
think it i time that you began to
think about choosing a profession
These were omiuous words. Since
| left Eton, nearly year before, | had
spent my time very pleasantly and
very idly, and was sorry to see my
long holiday drawing 10 a close. Ny
father had hoped to have sent me to
Cambridge Cambridge was ii tradi-
ton in our family, but business had
been very depressed of late, and a
sentence Of six months hard labor
had considerably straighteued my
poor father resources
1t was noces>ary-hishly necessary
that should choose a calling. With
Il sigh of resignation ! admitted a.
much.
If you like, said my father, "I'll
take you in aud teach YOU my profes-
sion. and in q few wears. perhaps. |
may take YOU into partnership but
to be candid with you, doubt wheth-
er it is satisfactory calling for an
athletic young man like You.
Il don't seem to care about il par
ticularlv. said /.
'Forgery The bar: Cornish
wreckins? ?"
Father" said |, Il should like to
be u forger, but I write such an in
ferual hand.
"A regular Eton hand, said he.
Not plastic enough for forgery, but
you could have writing master
Il think should like to be bur
gar
Yes, said my father, considering
the subject YES, its u fine. manly
profession, but its dangerous, its
highly dangerous.
Just dangerous enough to be eN-
citing. no more.
well, said my father, if you've
a distinct taste for burglary I'll see
what can be done.
Ny dear father was always prompt
with pen and ink. That evening he
wrote to his old friend Ferdinand
Stone!cigh, burglar Of the very
highest professional standing, aud in
a week was duly and formally ar
ticIcd TO him, with view to ultimate
partnership.
! had to work hard under Mr. Stone
leigh.
burglary Is a Jealous mistress
said hr.
she will tolerate no rivals. She
eXact- the undivided devotion Of her
worshipers.
And SO l found it. Every morning
at 10 o clock had to present myself
at Stoneleish's chambers III New
Square, LincoIn's Inn, and until u l
assisted his clerk with the correspond
ence. At II had to 90 out prospect
ing with SJon"Ieish, and from : to l
had 10 devote 10 Hu"'hT o"' al par
ticulars necessary to Il scientific Dur-
glar in any given house.
vt first did this merely Tor prac-
tice and with no view TO an actual At
tempt. He would tell me OF house
OF when ne hhe" al 'It pa, ,'','"' :
and order me to ascertain all ABOUT
that house aud its lnmates-tneir
coming and going the number oil
their servants whether any ot 'h''n
were men, and if so, whether they
slept in the basement or not una o'"-
er details necessary to be known be.
fore Il Dur-Iary cou'd o' Sa'e'S az
tempted. Then ne Wou'd compare
my information with MS own I"''H
and compliment or pldlII' me- a.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
THE BOSS
CLOTHING MANS
SPRING GREETING
FOR
4 8 9 = =
Boss Clothing Man

You Will there find suits to be as perfect in
nt and nnish as any merchant tailor can
make. | have quite number of Styles in
Mems ann Youths Suitings. Among them
you Will find Fancy and Plain Cheviots, Cas-
simeres and Worsteds. Blue-Black and Plain
Checks, Plalds, stripes and Fancy Weaves
The quality OF this line is far in advance OF
any we have ever seen offered at the price
In fact, the incest and largest assortment of
Mems, Youths, Boys and Children's
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09

Time ! was out in Colorado" said
the man with the ginger beard, II
was chased by the bloody InJUns In
20 a cave. aud had TO stay there three
months without anything 70 eat
Here the man with the ginger beard
looked around dehantly, expecting
some one 10 doubt bis assertion, but.
a. no one spoke, he was compelled TO
explain.
Il s'pose would ha' starved" he
continued, III it hadn't ben fer my
wife and family back East. When
ever would git 10 thinkin' OF them,
big lump would rise right up In my
throat. And, by swallerin' that, l
KEEP myself from starving"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09

CClSSORS-A large stock OF fine Scissors
- "-'N' MCMURRAN'S.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09
Cured Of Sick Vomiting Spells, Dizzi-
ness, Neuralgia, Weakness.


az have often seen statements from people
benefited by Hoods Sarsapariila, and feel
that am not doing jus;ice unless my tes-
timony is added. ] have l1cn suffering with
sick vomiting spells for three or four years,
with gddineSs, most Of The tine almost per-
fectly prostrated Ihad no appetite, and suf-
fercd also with neuralgia in my headand eyes.
Twas treated for two years by the best physi-
clans, but found no relief They would tell me
my condition was
Owing to my Age
and that l must have patience. But after two
years though patience ceased to be virtue.
I was growing so weak I could not sleep &c
night. And " .cn I was able TO 60 out, was
afraid TO GO far from nome. was con-
stantly tired could not 20 up or down stairs
or raise my arms above M head without gid
dincss, and was so afraid 10 look up that be-
came accustomed to holding my head down.
At Last
I was persuaded to take Hoods Sarsaparilla,
and after using four bottles, my Improvement
in health IS wonderful. IcauGidly believe l
am cured of all nay ailments. Myappctite
IS good, can eat at any time, an free from neu-
ralgia and other troubles. DcvcT fc!i so
well or was as stout as now since ! was mar
ried, and am mother OF nine children. l
have increased from 12j to l43 pounds. lam
perfectly well, 60 out every day. When my
friends ask what has made such m improve
ment tell them l owe it al to
Hoods SaYsapaYiIla
and that am made over again" Mrs. 5.
NJ. WArEh5, 1918 sd Street, :. ", George
town, d. {. Take liCOd
HOOPS PILLS cure liver lis, sick head
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09

Applicant-I think you will ind
some stability about me, sir. busi-
ness man-What businefs have you
been in? Taking care OF horses"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09

\ Detroit boy uses slang and bis
father doesn't ike it. The other day
the boy was talking.
You say, interrupted The father,
that Jones was fred e
Yes, sir.
Don't you mean discharged =
Yes, sir.
Then why not say so' a gun is
fired, not a man"
Well, said the boy, stumped for a
moment, Jones was a son Of gun;
/ heard the old man say so, and the
father retired IN modification.
when is a woman not woman,
McCorkle 2
Cant say. When is it?'
when she is mail clerk"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1893-06-09

William Ann-What is the crush at
that museum abouti Bleeker-Very
unusual attraction. They have on
exhibition a cook who stayed six
weeks in one place.