Smyrna times., 1893-08-09
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This is a good time for some of the
financial doctors to ask themselves in
all seriousness, whether contraction or
expansion Of the currency is what the
country needs? for twist and turn the
business anyway you please that is the
question that Congress will have to
answer.
"Matfimony under false pretense,'
is the title Of a newspaper article
Ho" often does it occur otherwise?
The false pretcnses are as a rule harm
less and used only for good purposes,
but il cannot be denied that they are
used Ia some shape in nearly all court
ships.
Can il bc possible that when Senator
Hi Was cniarging upon the dangerous
eneroacuncnta that are being made
upon personal liberty he had in mind
tha app3ia.ment Of New York's Fed
erai officials, which he was not given
the liberty 20 name?
Iuet t@p New York girls who gave
up thei, private fortunes to pay busi-
mess G,o.s d, their father and went to
WORK -cA"o teacher and stenogra-
phcr respectively, ought not to be
IONS "i'h1a. husbands, and good ones,
too.
John !iopAins University would do
we. 20 cr.a; iis instructor in history as
nr treated the woman he married in
/ 7"IleTlund last year and now refuses
. 10 recognize. His moral nature units
hiDi 50 pro:eesorship in any college.
lie maa wno died while beating his
wlie, I'D York Pa, met a fate that ought
to br meleJ out to all wife beatyrs. The
man Who will strike woman, no mat
ter hoa great the provocation, is at
heart a. coward.
Her Royal HIghness, Queen Vic.
toria will nave TO take her young and
siddy relative. the Emperor of Ger
many, across her knee and give him
spanking for speaking disrespectfully
of the Queens navee."
The trouble with DR.. Congress in
the pass has been his fondness for ad-
ministe?inE temporary stimulents when
the patient needed a good, strong
tonic, something that would be lasting
10 its good effects
The American Congress has develop
ed few rowdies, but the worst of
them appear TO be refined gentlemen
when compared with the sluggers of
the British Parliament.
Hon. Sherman HOar, the young man
who introduced weeping in Congress,
will hereafter do his weeping in court,
as he is to be U. 5. district attorney.
The complications at the Worlds
Fair under its numerous commission.
ers, present a strong argument for one
man rule and strict accountability.
One of the Rothchilds propose;
starting a daily paper in Paris. If he
has any enemies now is the time fol
them to rejoice with great gladness.
, Numerous railroad smashups are
, making a boom for the accident insur
ance companies. Another evidene tina
! " lis an il wind" etc.
Comptroller Eckles appears to b,
= rapidly nearing the time when he viii
think himself" IA bigger man" than tn,
administration.
Some OF those now engaged in urgin,
, Congressman to say something and d
something will ere long do the regre
, act.
- A biz European war would be
great help TO Congress in its wrestl
e with the financial stringency.
Having been granted all that wa
1r asked, France now wants more fror
Siam How human that is.
" The sherman silver law will &
A. down TO history as the greatest scare
crow of the age.
e, TO Congress The people ask fo
n bread see that they are not give
m stones.
Mr.. Thomas Bate, editor of tn
Graphic, Texarkana, Arkansas, hl
found what he believes to be the be-
remedy in existance for the Aux. II
experience is well worth Remembering
ot He says: Last summer had a yer
rh severe attack of flux. 1 tried almo
Sc, every known remedy, none giving r.
Ike lief. Chamberlain's Collie, ChOlel
rh and Diarrh9a Remedy was recon
1i- mended to me. l purchased bott
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