The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-06-25

How Thsy Got Their Heavy BlIls Paid.
TheT met o. STATE street. or suns1i1y aft
eruoon. says the Chtraro Tria1re-
doE G. Toar hlsaants~ asked the wUmau
Wltn tce forge t--islcss o. her DoEEet. aftel
l-e lrr GREETINGS we're over
ceiling pretty vel sha1k you. replied
the woman Eith The lace cape. he Always
u well Ia the middle q the ul1rth
he middle q the zonth.a t,a1EiT re
pea,ed Tie woman WIKI the forEetrleDots On
her bonnet
why. res. there are no bis coming II
thea you know You see shout the Ssh he
begins % complain thar he is feeling badly,
On the zsth be is worse. and by the hrst o.
ne month really treul1le for his life under
the excitement q going over the accounts.
Huup1 calculated the woman with the
ACE cape, -Ihat' nothing: why, my husband
threatens % get divorce every time ny
dressnazer's htll Is presented
20 you cry. asked the other woman,
breathIessly.
.-(ot az I'll; I tell him there is nothing
which would please me better.
But you don Q mean
"Of course don Q: 1ut he is 50 contrary that
ne WOuIdn do il then for the world, 50 he
Just pays the 5ill and says no more about it."
% now my sister Julia has an excellent
plan-yOu know she ts awfully extra VACANT
well when Dill comes In that hOrrldes even
ner she lets down all that yellow hair Of hers
and when her nus band comes in ne nnds her
weeping bitterly
Yes. yes; 90 on, cried the other woman,
eagerly.
i-Of course he asks why she Is crying and
she saws, On. Harold, am such wretch
here is SoandsOs bill and tits awful. XoUlare
50 generous that know you II pay Il without
a word. but just hate myself for costing you
50 much money Then she cries and tears
no. hair
"Weu;r
W. ell ne says the bill Is not so large after
all; kisses her, comforts her, and pays 1t with
out another wore"
What an swfulIy nice man her husband must
be. Now, there Cora, her husband used TO
rave like a mailman over her bills. though he
ined 70 stop it. on, it IS too good What do
you think she did
I don know. Tell me quick"
You don't understand her. Her husband
is great eater. but awfully stingy. He com
plains; she says: Yes. dear; I know. but,
fear we are living beyond our means; the bills
will be coming In soon and We must econ
OmiZe.' "
What then -
He flies into rage and says he pays the
bills Is ana ne won't starve to death"
wen. when the bills do come in and he
complains she Just says: Yes. dear; see we
must economic on the table That set
ties it."
OF course. Oh? look at those lovely India
silks. am dying for one"
And so am but, really, my bills"
And mine, too. Still, we might try Gwen
way"
she laid all her plans and one day her
husband brought home a swell friend TO din
ner. As they mounted the front steps an err
rand boy with huge bundle came up also
Cora met them al the door.
What is this?" asked her husband. You
see, ne thought she had beeh buying dry
goods. "
Yes know; go on"
They wants the things on Saturday
mum said the boy All right said Cora,
taking the bundle. Then she turned TO her
husband and said: You know, dear, you told
me that I was running You with my eXtray-
agance; this is some plain sewing intend to
do In order to pay my bills-it shall never be
said that ruined my husband" -
Wen, never; what was the end Of itf''
"Oh her husband has never complained
Of bill since, she says. And you know how
Cora dressesf"
Yes. There's Gwendolin, too; she
manages well"
What is her plan?"
Why about the last week in the month her
table begins TO grow poor"
But that is no way