The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1893-02-25
LAUGH JUST ONCE.
'The following record, entitled, Il
Say You Will Hear Me- as spoken
by Miss Kitty Muldoon was taken
for the Columbia Phunnygraph
Co., of Washington, ID. c."
Listen to My Tale of Woe.

men of this town and get you to print
it in your paper. My only fear is that
you can't read my writing as I I'M left
handed, in fact l am keeping my right
hand for the right man and the sooner
he shows up the better. | would get
George Dormer to copy this on his
typewriter only l am afraid he would
tell Mr.. DAME who wrote it, and don't
want him to know, for he is too honest
to keep it without paying interest. l
think honestly that Dan Lenny is one of
the incest young men that belongs to
the A. o. L. w, and | have heard that
he never turns his cuffs. l have gone
several places with him and would go
oftener if he would ask me, but that is
not my fault. But to get down to bust
ness. The nearest | ever came to
receiving Il proposal was the night I
went with DR.. Vidal to hear Rev. Coll
yer lecture on, '.Is Marriage a Failure!"
and he asked me how old | am. l was
warming my feet at the stove and the
doctor was holding my hand when
Charlie Whitmore, who runs the stove at
the hall, said, " 1t is warmer up here"
and l placed one foot upon the part of
the fender indicated. The DR.. glanced
at my loot. One glance was enough
/ had on my brothers shoes. He dropp-
ed my hand with a gasp and just then
Tom Gong presented me with some
| Chinese nuts. He was celebrating New
| Years. have scratched the Doctor off
my list since. | heard that he has n
girl at Montreal.
One evening, about two weeks ago,
went to u sociablc and Arthur M. Lewis
came home with me. | wish | could re-
member all he said. | went into his
shoe store before / wrote this and asked
him if he remembered it all. He said
certainly. $3.50 II pair 20 per cent off fol
cash. No extra charge for putting them
on, and then he smiled that "smile that
haunts me STILL" and said: 81 wish the
city would not burn the street lamps
these moonlight nights; By Com!
went to a dance with Mr.. Gordon
this winter. Coming home he put his
arm clear around me. l tried to take {
ring off his finger, but he said it was
DR.. Sandow's pug dogs collar, which he
had borrowed. | repulscd his actor
and he did not speak to me for II long
time.
As | was going over to the Montan;
Central depot the other day to ask Mr.
Crane if the train would run to Barke
this trip, AL Pierse and the president o
the Silver Horn mine were standing il
front OF the Fire hall, while the ney
officers of the department., including
Chas. Burchard, were getting acquainte'
with the fire apparatus, and Mr.. Piers
t was saying that "Neihart will be tn
greatest camp on earth inside of sixt
days. When he saw me-, he lifted hi
hat and smiled real pleasantly; his com
. panion wasn't behind him in real polite
: ness, and lifted his hat also. | hear
e him ask who | was. Mr. Piersc said
was one of the popular ladies of Ne
hart and he also said some other vel
nice things about me, for which | wal
to thank him.
On my way back, | dropped in to tie
Dan. Lucid that l had changed my mir
and would go to the A. o. L. w. dam
with him. He said he had changed h
mind too. But he eased his cOnscicn
by present me with a photograph of Il
"Neihart Dramatic Company" | thin
the picture is nice, but think Mr.. l.
cid is as mean as can be for | mig
have gone with Tom PAUL. ! hurri
back and told him | was free, but
said he had made other arrangements.
l have great hopes of going to t
~ dance on st. Patrick's night. l knC
"a lots of folks that are going. l have II
r; been asked yet, but if can get an
a PRODUCTION to Mr.. Chace, who pusl
I'd the City Drug store, | am going t
lie him | will be IA distant sister to him
III he will take me. | will get Jack ri
k. ney to introduce me. knew Jack befc
N he commenced going up Rock ere
IT, and old friendship ought to count
something.
Well this is all now, but I've got
- lot more "a tell. Don't feel slight
~" boys. shan't forget any of you.
IS, Yours as far as heard from,
Id KITTY MUIDOON
lg p. S. Dear Mr.. EDITOR: Please do
ne give my real name away.