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English SPAWN Liniment removes all
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Edward Livengoob's little daughter, 8
years old, was choked to death at Leba-
non, Ind, by coffee grain lodging in
her windpipe.
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An exchange says that under the new
game law book agents may be killed
from August to October l, spring poets
from March to July l, scandal mongers
from January to December l, inclusive,
umbrella borrowers from February to
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When the survivors of the war steam.
boat Sultana, which blew up in the
Mississippi in 1865, with the loss of over
1900 lives, held their annual reunion at
Maryville, Tenn, few days ago, James
Lawton, who was supposed to have been
drowned in the disaster, appeared much
to the surprise OF everybody.
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Itch, mango, and scratches on human
or animals cured in 80 minutes by Wool
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Sold by w. r. Smith 4 Co., druggist
Hillsboro.
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The tomb of Noah is supposed to lie
in the small town of Nakhtcheven, on
the plain of Ararat. The burial place is
at the side of the broken walls of an
abandoned fortress in the midst of a
vast plain which is literally covered with
the remains of bygone glories.
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Rheumatism Cured in a Day.-"Mys

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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
pyrazalon is the chemical name for hyp-
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uames for drugs can use the chemical
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Mr.. Dickens, superintendent of the
electric light works at High Point, N. O.,
on making his rounds the other day got
ninety.eight English sparrows' eggs out
of the hanger boards on the lamps.
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An unusually large egg which contain.
ed second egg with shell equally as
hard as the outer one, was laid by hen
on the farm of w. H. Stocks, at Content.
nea, N. G., short time ago.
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Over 200 snakes, it is reported, were
discovered in the hollow of tree on the
place OF Jason Litaker, near Salisbury,
North Carolina, recently.
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The largest spider in the world is the
migale OF Central America, which, with
legs extended. .issometimes fifteen inches
in diameter. 1t preys upon birds and
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Randolph has grape vine thirty-one
inches in circumference, which it claims
is the largest vine in Kansas.
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The appearance ola Kansas Office seek.
er at Washington in an overcoat and q
straw hat proves that he is not going to
give up without fierce struggle.
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A pretty fancy has arisen for wearing
a bangle of jade, it being claimed that
the costly green material brings good
lnck
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To pen pun is often done,
But he who tries in truth be wise,
Should scan close then the stamp on
pen, =,
If Esterbrook across it lies,
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An old negro woman OF East Athens,
Ga, who insisted on being baptized in
her grave died from the immersion.
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The girls have all gone wild over the
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of which a most convenient sling for
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The cry of the gray squirrel is an exact
imitation OF that of young baby.
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Coughing Leads to Consumption.
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Is Life
Worth Living 2

That depends upon the
Liver. If the Liver is
inactive the whole sys-
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breath is bad, digestion
poor, head dull or aching,
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gone, the spirit is de-
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exists after eating, with
general dependency and
the blues. The Liver is
the housekeeper Of the
health; and a harmless,
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like Nature, does not
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require constant taking,
does not interfere with
business or pleasure dur
ing its use, makes Sim
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medical perfection.
I have tested it's virtues personally, and
know that for Dyspepsta, Biliousness and
cine the world ever saw. Have tried forty
Gner %ater sna 0eeo % tSem SaSe moee
than temporary relief, but the Regulator
Il. H. JONES, Macon, Ga,
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The Consum ptive and Feeble and ~ who
Tonic II the Cough Weak Lungs, Debility In
digestion, Female weakness rheumatism and Pain ooc ~
IL! S. !s fZ :s'; :. e. s:.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22
The Romance of a Tramp.

Two years ago Mr.. Tramp called al
the residence Of Mr.. Joseph Curtis and
asked for a dinner. 1t was given to him,
and he was set at work hoeing in the
field that afternoon. When he finished,
he hired out with Mr.. Curtis for the sum-
mer, and in the fall left and went on his
way.
Nothing was heard from him again un-
til the first of this summer, when he
made his appearance at the farm and
wanted to know what Mr.. Curtis would
take for it. The gentleman. thinking
the fellow in jest, told him $1,000. He
nearly fell over when the ex-tramI
pulled out big wad of bills and counted
out his money.
The man said he had drawn $4,000 in
lottery and wanted to plant some of II
where it would grow. He liked Mr.. Cur
tis' farm very much and wanted to OWL
it. He insisted that Mr.. Curtis should
take the money and live ON the farm till
next spring, when he would come and
take it. He didn't want any papers, az
he Was satisfied that Mr.. Curtis was per
fecsly honest. There must he a good
bottom to that fellow. Atramp with an
ambition to farm is really not a tramp
Bangor Commercial.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22
A Benefactor Of His spscien.

During the recent drought sat in the
train opposite gentleman who seemed
to be haunted by fixed idea. He never
tired of repeating how great blessing
it would be for humanity if artificial
rain could be produced. "You see," he
excitedly remarked, 81 have already
tried everything. The plan of going up
in balloon and sending down a shower
with watering can failed. because we
have no means of transport to lift suffi-
cient quantities of water into the air.
Further, a fountain, rising at least 800
feet into the air and scattering jets Of
water in all directions, came too expen-
sive. Cannons to perforate the clouds
and make them explode are not yet in
vented, and are, in fact, useless when
there are no clouds about
Excuse me-" interrupted. "You
wish to become benefactor of the hui
man race, and more especially the agri-
cultural population. You are landed
presumed"
mo-" he replied, IAN umbrella max
Allerlei.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22

1t seems a big price to pay $500 for
cup of tea and a macaroon, but those
articles are what Secretary Carlisle goi
at his reception last summer by the
board Of lady managers OF the Worlds
fair, and $500 is the amount he was re-
quired to pay for them. The ladies
finances were In a muddle, and the
tradesmen who supplied the tea and the
macaroon, besides little luncheon and
corsage bouquets for the ceremonies
committee, refused TO wait any longei
for their pay. With characteristic want
of consideration for their fair patron
esses and in accordance with the vulgar
notions of propriety, the caterers sent
their accounts to the secretary, and the
latter gallantly footed the bills out of
his private exchequer. The ladies meant
TO be lawfully nice" to the secretary
and in a measure they were succssstui'
At any rate, they have made themselves
yery dear to Fundamentally at least
Philadelphia Record.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22
A New Use For Photnrrnnhr.

Photography played en- important part
IN a suit now on trial in the United
States district court at Cincinnati. The
suit is one of long standing, involving
the title to 1900 acres Of valuable farm
lands. 1t is based on deed made nearly
10 years ago by the owners Of the land,
and turns on the point whether the deed
had five signatures or only four. In or
der to test this question it was decided
to have the deed photographed, and the
clerk Of the court was ordered to give
the matter his personal supervision. For
that purpose it was taken to Washing
ton and submitted to an expert photog-
rapher of that city.
The original deed, discolored and yell
low with age, showed traces of four sig
natures and space where there might
have been fifth, but no traces of it..
The photographing was done in the pres
ence of the clerk Of the court, who re-
fused to let the deed go out of his sight.
The negative revealed tracesof the miss
ing signature. and when it was enlarged
10 times the entire name became as plain
as when first written. The court pro-
nounced the evidence conclusive, and the
result will be the reversal of q former
decision and change in the ownership
of the land.--Indianapolis Journal.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22
Gone Into Trade.

There was rush of dudes the other
day to see how Rawlie Cottenet looked
selling flowers over q counter. Had
Mrs. Paran Stevens set up shop fol
lollypops or McAllister opened an "art
gallery" on Fifth avenue society couldn't
have been more excited than to hear that
anephew of Mrs William Astor had actu.
ally gone into retail trade on fashiona-
BILE thoroughfare. And when the dudes
got there, what did they see but very
earnest, quiet and self possessed young
man ready to sell them flowers at reason.
able prices for cash down on the nail.
1t is not 80 long ago that Klunder had
all the fashionable trade for roses and
violets in town. He was confding lit
tie German. who was fairly dazzled by
the brilliancy of the dudes and the splen-
dor of the carriages that stopped at his
door. In time he "bust" as high as a
kite, and all his assets were some $50, ,00O
of uncollectable bills from the bellies and
beaux of New York.
If Cottenet goes in for anything like a
credit system, his shop will be closed by
Christmas. Let him ask and expect cash
from his swell friends. he wants their
money more than he does their custom.
-Cholly Knickerbocker in New York
Recorder.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22
cookinr Inferior steal.

To cook an inferior steak. such a
back cuts of the rump or round, or chuck
steaks. rub the meat lightly with salt
aud pepper, dredge well with -four put
ting it on with the hands. Then have
your thick iron pan very hot with Q
spoonful OF suet, lard, olive oil or ren,
dered butter. Plump IN the steak and
quickly turn over and over till the ont
ade Is we'll scared, then add small cup
ful Of boiling water, slice an onion ovei
tbe ton. put on snug lid and lot simmes
very gently for half an hour Longer y
meat is still tough. This makes mos!
savory dish and goes finely with mashed ,a
potatoes Iprefer 20 use suet in cooking
steaks, as it imparts the hnest fAV0r'-
Exchange.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22
Strictly Business.

IL hardly know what to say, Mr..
Browncliff," said the agitated young
woman who acted as assistant postmas-
ter and grocer's clerk at the little village
of Peaville. "I-Iwasn't expecting any
thing of this kind"
''That's all right, Miss Frankie" re-
sponded Mr.. Browncliff, travelling sales.
man for Pullem g. Gummit's candy fac
tory. "That's all right. You can just
consider it square offer. 1 have good
house and lot, $1,000 in the bank, I'm
getting handsome salary, l am good
Judge of girls, and you're the one Iwant
to marry. I've got just five minutes to
make my train, Miss Frankie" he added
hurriedly, looking at his watch, "and
I'll be round again in exactly 80 days for
your answer with a full line of samples.
Save your orders for me and think over
what I've said, and haven't another
second to spare. Goodby, dearP'-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22
Geo. Fendrich, -
CASH MARKET
Best meat and free delivery.
1856 state Street.
ATcHlsoN PHILOSOPHY.


Neighborhood quarrels are as conta
gious as scarlet fever,
There are thousand ways of being q
fool, and they are all easy to find.
If salvation could be placed on a bar
gain counter, we would all be saved.
Take care Of yourself when you have q
cold, so you may live to catch more Of
them.
You will always remember those
things you would be happier if you could
forget.
When there is occasion for embarrass.
ment, it is greatly to mans credit that
he is embarrassed.
The wisest man in the world Is the
man who avoids doing the greatest
number of useless things.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22
sbe was GettInc Unpopular.

How strangely people are constt
tuted
A pretty and vivacious fin de steele
woman said TO me recently:
I'm going to give up playing
poker
every wise, too, answered. "You
are bound TO lose In the end"
"Oh, l don't give it up because ]
lose," she replied. but because !
win"
Explain the paradox, l said.
"Well," was her reply, II am so
lucky that / am getting unpopular.
] really am.
"You know that ! play in the same
little club and with the same people
once a week.
"Well, my luck is remarkable.
do as / withdraw four cards,
draw to an interior. draw a whole
hand-I generally win.
"And I know that my friends there
are beginning to hate me, especially
my women friends.
I'm nearly always taking their
money, and as / value their good
feeling more than / do the game I'm
going to stop playing. Polly Pry in
New York Recorder.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22
Rank and Rhtions.

Twodistinct military organisations
were at first created in the south, re-
spectively known as the regular and
the provisional or volunteer army.
The former belonged to the general
or state government. The latter was
the offspring of the people. One was
intended to be permanent. The ex-
.istence of the other depended on the
duration of the war. In q measure,
however, the regular army was
merged in the provisional organiza.
tion, aud its officers, who were gen.
orally graduates of West Point and
other military schools, were trans
ferred to the volunteers and pro-
NOTED to high grades.
The men were not unlike those in
the regular service in all civilized
nations and were restrained by the
same rigid discipline. On the other
hand, the volunteers were a free and
easy lot, who fraternized with their
officers, and until the severer lessons
Of the war were taught maintained
an equal footing with them.
One day an alteration took place
between a captain and private. In
the course of the dispute the subor-
dinate made an irritating remark,
when the officer exclaimed, ''f you
repeat that again, I will lay down my
rank and fight you" Lay down
your rank" was the indignant re-
sponse. THAT won't make you gen.
tleman. A coward ought to fight
with straps on his shoulders, but it
takes gentleman to fight for $11 a
month. Blue and Gray.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22
Chirdwiek and His rrousern.

W. r. Chirdwick tells the follow
ing story: "Once travelling through
France / reached Grenoble, where
found out was almost penniless.
managed to go up to Thonon, few
miles from Geneva, and on my way
there / thought great deal OF how
to reach Geneva. Ipassed the night
at the Lion dor, and the next morn
ing whep l woke up / called for the
garcon and asked him for my trou-
sers. 1t is the custom in French ho-
tells, you know, to put outside Of
your room your shoes and clothes 80
that the following day you find
everything clean.
After some search he told me he
could not find them. ! insisted and
had the landlord called up. I am
sorry, he said, but no one can tell
where your trousers are Well, /
said, i want pair of trousers and a
ticket to Geneva l had in my pocket.
The landlord was at q loss. He had
the house searched over and ove.'
Ggain, but no trousers, Well, said
|, I shall not go out Of here without
my trousers and my ticket. Send
for the chief of police.
1.-TWO hours later the landlord en-
tered my room, bringing a new pair
of trousers and a ticket, apologizing
for all that trouble" Mr.. Chirdwick
was asked where his trousers were,
10 which he replied "Ihad none. !
bad pawned them to pay my fare to
Thonon. ."-Argonaut.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22

Grand Army men in New YSsk have
oroauized a mission the purpose Of which
Is 10 cash the checks Of pensioners 90 a.
to avoid the "aecOmmOdatiOn" they have
heretofore received from saloon keepers
snd warrant shayers. Colonel james .
national bank president, sent tiVo,VOO ~
casb 10 the mission ON check day ana
veterans called there and got Their money
ai,bout deduction or expense. eene.Ai
svavpe. General Alexander WEBB, Soio-
osI KiIfiau Van Rensselaer,. Colonel hoaa'
lev and others made themselves lss %, ~. ~.
sble for any los that may Dsian .ls
hank IL the hsBdling Of The llSnss'-
| New York News
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22
The Joke Waa on uin

There is little story that the saunter.
or heard few days ago that is not 50
bad in its way.
A cockney had been to a fire, and be
proceeds to tell another cockney about II.
"Oh, dat was daisy fire, and right in
dc midst of it chap came to the third
story winder an leans out an wells
Save me, save meP
1--WE looks up at him, an we wells.
Jump, yer hloomin idiotP
But he wouldn't jump. He just hangs
Ohere a-yellin, Save me, save mep
Dem we calls to him again:
Jump, jump, yer bloomin galootl
We've got blanket
Den he jumped. An l thought we'd
die a-lsughin. We didn't have no blan-
ket."-Boston Budget.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22
His Sense of Duty.

"But why don't you settle DOWN.
Why do you tramp, tramp. tramp for
everP
"It's dis way, ma'am. I'm under or
ders. In de battle of Antietam my
commandin officer says forward march
an we started. Den he an all de otiicers
was killed, an no ones ever commanded
ns 10 halt. | marches on, on forever
ma'am, from a sense o. duty. liar
per's Bazaar.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22
In Doubt.

Down into the senate restaurant the
other morning couple Of visitors
strolled.
'PH take bottle of Apollinaris, !" said
one.
"Yes, sir" said the negro waiter.
"Tll take an absinthe frappe," said the
other.
'Sir?' said the waiter.
81 said that would take an absinthe
frappep
"Yes, sirl Yes, sirl Yes, sirl hot or
coldY'-W Washington Post.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1893-11-22
His scruplss.

"Can you lend me Sof -,
"rd like to-" answered the careiui
man .but haven't anything less than
$50 bill"
Cant you break itf
.'You see SEQ bill simply amounts TO
a promise to pay by the government
"Welly"
"And | hate to break a promise -
American Industry.