The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1893-02-01
Chips from Our Workshop.

marvellous.
Chips from Our Workshop.
The man..that never committed a
folly never appreciated wisdom.
Minneapolis is making $4,000 bar
rels of flour on an average a day.
To make leather alright and yet
not iniure it's fexibility, soak it
thoroughly in sweet oil.
1t frequently happens that one
man invents something and some
other NAL gets the money for it.
II sweet oil is applied in the skin
immediately after a blow or bruise,
it will not turn black and blue.
Scales are now made that will
weigh the fame of a candle or the
smallest strand of hair plucked from
the eyebrow.
Look out for c~ounterfeits! See that
you get the genuine Salvation Oil!
Do not let the dealer sell you some
lust as good" but insist Upon get
ting the genuine with the Bulls
Head trade mark on the wrapper.
When a young mat goes home
from church with his sweetheart, he
is only going from M house of
worship to another.
If a man strikes another a
weaker than himself he is a coward;
if he assaults a stronger man than
himself he IS a fool.
Mothery Do you know why your
pa called MI. Blowhard a liar. Tom
my: Tes'em, he's a smaller man than
pa.
The buttons of the wedding dress
Of a New York millionaire's daughter,
recently married, were made OF
Jewels and cost 500 each.
Golden shoes are worn dy a Shet-
land poney belonging to the Shah of
Persia. This extensively shod ami
NAL is only 12T inches high.
MsELREEssw WINE OF esapu! for wesS Nerves
More divorces are granted in the
United States than in all the rest of
the world.
Baron Hirsch is said by a London
newspaper to be the richest man the
world has ever known, the statement
being that he is worth six million
pounds sterling q year. This i'm
plies a capital of about five hundred
million dollars.
The cost of the Homestead riot at
Homestead, Pa, last summer, to the
State was S432,SlS, of which $751;
O53 was the individual pay Of troops.
The best brands of cigars d, S,
and l0c. Sweet cheroots, cigarettes,
pipes, smoking and chewing tobacco
of all grades, at the Bazaar.
All the gold in the world could be
stored in a room twenty-four feet
square and twenty-four feet deep.
The fleece of ten goats and the
work of several men for half a year
are required to make a genuine cash
mere shawl a yard and a half wide.
Mrs. Stevens: John I do believe I
hear a man under the bed. John:
For heaven sake, keep still, Hester,
and maybe I can get him to make
the fire in the morning.
Fowls that are fed literally with
corn in the evening fefore going to
roost are not likely to suffer from
the effects of extremely cold weather
Give them all they will eat.
A hog killed at Solo, Ore, last
week was found to have two perfect
stomachs and two complete sets OF
intestines. The owner never noticed
anything unusual about the animal
when it was alive except that it had
a wonderful appetite.
The Indiana conrts have a curious
problem, relates the Washington
Star. a man who was fined for pro-
tasty appealed on the ground that
he was on his own premises when he
spoke, and had a right to use any
kind of language that he pleased.
A Qxaker toast is thus qusintly
worGed: This is from me and mine
to thee and thine. I wish when thee
and thixe come to see me and mine,
that me and mine will treat tLee and
thine as kindly as thee and thine
have treated me and mine"
In September, 1854, the product
Of the only factory in America de-
voted to the manufacture of watches
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