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The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-05-29
At RANDOM.

How big was ALEXANDER, Pa,
The people called him great?
Did he talk 60 folks like you to ma,
And think he owned the state?
And that was what the child asked his dad
when the said Dad wanted to be minister
plenipOtentiary and envoy Three Ply to Sque-
dunk.
Some people make some people tired. Es-
pccially the working boss when the other
fellow is carrying the hOd.
Lawn parties have been drowned out. Res
cuing parties are out in Rubber koOts.
1t was BILLY MCDADE,
The people all said,
Who tried to burn down the school.
But while chances are good
If The would if he Ould.
BILLY MCDADE is not such atfODL.
Wait for the next exercise by the crazy man
GLASS from the cell house. 1t will PERHAPS be
when he is sentenced to the pen.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-05-29

THE next time that the school house
is set on fire, il the lncendiary does his
work well, we insist that it all comes off
on the first floor. This thing Of coins
10 the top If the house to illuminate is
absurd.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-05-29

TuosE who have any particular rca
sons for not going to the train to NOR
row when the remains of JEFF DAVIS
go through are requested to remain else
where. In this big country people may
do aS they pleSsc.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-05-29

POLICEMEN should not attempt TO drag
idiotic people through the streets. When
policemen do that they are off.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-05-29
ALWAYS INDEPENDENT

THE GLOBE is entered at the postolicc, Dur
nam, II. e., as mail matter as the second class.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-05-29

Gn,c in We ycrv oIden tvmc q Ncrchontt
sayd too an Eddytor. Il DON'T thynke advcr-
tI"lng pay"s.'
hc' ne Sh"" IoE' sald ye ECdytor' i
yov a pennie,"
nn iiS"'' ''PIS'u S' "''en'"'' anu we
So We Eddytor pyttc vs. line in his ponvr.
WANTED 4 DOGGE. John JONES. 253
Now Vt happened that 400 Pepic cache
"r"FEh,G Il pogE' ON We next day' thereafter
novnc, w,s n,or.,nno ui+h no1ras
''Synce there are so manyc Doggcs," said he.
II thynkc | might make some byiness and will
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-05-29

LET the crowd get ready early, and
all of it he at the train in the m Nrning.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-05-29

SALOON men who sell liquor to idiots
should be held responsible JACK Sell.
LARS should not be dealt with as he is
dealt with
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-05-29

thereafter added to Vt by adycrtizng in We
Hddytor'S papyr-Amcricun Grocer.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-05-29
CAPITAL STOCK. Sl5O,0OO.OO.
Par value 500 per share, fully paid with S6Oin
OFFICERS.

W. :. HALLIBURTON, Sec, Durham.
J. ;. LIPSCOMB, Gen. Mani, Durham"
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-05-29

3 +. DUKE. President. Durham.
LEO D. HEARTT, Treasurer, Durham
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-05-29
Chartered under the Laws OF the State or North
INVESTMENT SAFE, ATTRACTIN

Office up stairs, Mangum building.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
HENRY SMITH, Committeeman.

4 woman complains that while boy
ishness in a man who has arrived at
middle age is considered a wholesome
trait, the woman who exhibits the same
characteristic is called Eighty. Youth
fulnass in a man is taken for evidence
of a fresh, buoyant nature, and so far
unspotted from the world. Correspond
ing playfolness in a woman of the same
age is looked upon as a futile effort at
~rejuvenatiug and is hopelessly classified
as "kittenish." The moral force of an
adjective can scarcely 60 farther. The
man who wears a jaunty air, a straw hat,
a cummerbund, a cheerful tie and light
raiment makes sunshine in a shady
place. A woman of his years in a sailor
hat, Elton jacket and a sash excites only
the smile of ridicule. This same woman
says: she would often love to join in a
game of romps with her children, but
knows that she would be regarded as an
elderly idiot. But when the father
enters into a game with his youngsters
it is supposed to be a fine and inspiring
sight.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
Blue Jeans at the Fair.

Two Worlds fair visitors, in hickory
shirts, jeans p~antaloons and immense
straw hats, stalked into the Missouri
state building the other day, and were
at once the center of a curious crowd.
The visitors were brothers named Hart,
and they had taken a novel wayo of reach
ing the Worlds. fair. They left their
home in Camden county, Mo-, about the
middle of June and came up through
the Illinois bottoms by easy stages in
camping wagons.
Camden county, Mo-, is where they
raise good harvest hands. The Hart
brothers are typical members of this
profession. Along about early harvest
in June they allowed it to be a good plan
to work their passage to Chicago and the
Worlds fair via the harvest fields.
Camping outfits were slowed away in
wagons and the pair started northward.
When they found a farmer who needed
extra help in making hay or harvesting
early crops they hired out for a few
days. They not only paid their travel
ing expenses in this way, but laid by a
snug sum with which to see the fair at
their leisure.
When the Hart brothers reached Chi
cago they selected a grove about four
miles west Of the fair grounds and pitch
ed campfor a four weeks stay. Worlds
fair hotels had no allurements for them.
Their first visit in the fair grounds was
to the Missouri building, and it took
them some hours to get accustomed to
their new tangled surroundings. The
piano in the parlor pleased them i'm
mensely, but the typewriter machines in
operation simply astounded them
Pittsburg Dispatch.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
THE BICYCLE R

The bicycle girl Is plump and round,
Her cheeks are rosy, her skin is Drowned,
Her eyes are bright with health.
In her modest gown Of nav blue.
She gets all the admiration due
Tt a woman's greatest wealth.
Her flesh is firm and her muscles strong,
Her rounded limbs might well belong
To a goddess of olden time.
As she glides along on her silent wheel
All men admire, for all men feel
That her vigor Is sublime.
Then hail to the bic Gle girl, and long
May she live and grow more strong.
AS a woman ought to do.
Till her weaker sisters also try
With her in her health and her strength TO vie
And get them bicycles too.
Toronto Mail
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

When you desire a pleasant physic,
one that will cleanse your system and
give you the clear headedness and
~buoyancy of youth, try St. Patrick's
Pills. Trey are the most pleasant ca
thartic and liver pills in use, and after
having once tried them we are confident
that you will never be satisfied with any
other kind. 25 cents per box. For sale
by Mcconnell & Co.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
Parks c0uqh Syrup.

Has been so highly recommended to
US that we have taken up the agency
for it and now ask our suffering friends
who are suffering with a cold to give it
a trial and if it does not give satisfac-
ton your money will be refunded.
Every bottle is sold on a positive
guarantee. Price so cents and $1.0O.
Sold by A. MeMillen.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
A Criticism by Disraeli.

Bernal Osborne was for a lorg time
bribed to silence by his political op-
ponents by appointment to Office. When
the trammels were eventually removed,
he celebrated his liberation by arattling
speech. "The voice Of the honorable
member has not been heard in this house
for some years past, thereupon observed
Disraeli. Throughout that period he
has felt the irksomeness Of restraint, and
WI now hear the wild shrek Of freedom"
San Francisco Argonaut
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

WANTED-Sale>ucn, To sell our
choice and handy nursery stock. Many
special varieties 10 offer both il fruits
aud "rnamenta!S, and controlled only ny
ny. We pay commission or salary, give
exclusive territory and ray weekly.
Write us Il, oncc and secure choice 81
territory.
MAY BROTHERS, Nurserymeu.
9-20ts. Rochester, n. y.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
Disfemper Among Horses

Safely and quickly cured by the use
Of Crafts Distemper aud Cough Cure.
1t not only cures distemper but when
administered in time prevents its spread
among horses aud colts that have been
exposed to the c~ontaeiou. 1t is no,
expensive aud is easily administered.
Send for book On distemper, free. Adj
dress Wells Medicine Co., Lafayette,
Indiana, or ask Mcdonnell 4 Go.
Sept. S-3 mos.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Nebraska says an exchange, ''as
compared with her sister states, will fly
with the geese, this fall, with her SPLEEN
did crop Of corn. An agricultural state
in time Of panic is the place to abide in.
1t is headquarters for provisions and in
times when men get hungry it is a
good idea to keep close to the proven
der"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
The Fall.

The fall season with its cold winds
and damp days brings coughs aud colds,
which can he cured by taking a few
pellets of Humphreys Specific NJ. Z.
For sale by all druggists from Canada
to Cage Horn.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
A Hioh Liver

Usually has a bad liver. He is bill
ious, constipated, has indigestion and
dyspepsia. If there is no organic
trouble a few doses of Parks Sure
Cure will tune him up. Parks Sure
Cure is the only liver and kidney cure
we sell on a positive guarantee. Price
$1.00. Sold by McMillen.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
Morris English Stable Liniment

Leads the procession. The wonder lin
iment of the age. Cures after all 9TH
ers have failed. Has stood the test of
twenty years of constant use by one Of
the leading veterinary surgeons Of the
English profession, aud is now sold in
this country upon a positive guarantee.
Good for man or best. Price SOC and 81.
Sold by Mcdonnell & Go. Sept. 8-3m.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
Rather Steep.

Than take it in any other form is
what many people think and Parks
Tea is made for just those folks. II
cures consumption and though not a
cathartic moves the bowls every day,
Sold by A. McMillen.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
Rheumatism.

It is a symptom of disease of the
kidneys. II will certainly be relieved
by Parks Sure Cure. That headache,
backache and tired feeling come from
the same cause. Ask for Parks Sure
Cure for the liver and kidneys, price
s1.00 per bottle. Sold by A. McMillen.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Don't build a fence around your
property until you have seen and priced
that woven wire fencing at S. NJ.
Cochran & Co.'S. Nothing cheaper,
heater or better.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
The gratitude of place to expectants
is a lively sense of future favors.-
Walpole.
Norris EnqIish Stable Powder

Not only cures but prevents disease,
and when fed two or three times a week
will keep your stock in fine condition,
will make them fat, sleek and glossy.
Changes the entire system, gives new
blood, new life, and puts them in good
condition for spring work. Full pound
packages rs cents. Sold by Mcconnell
& Co. Sept. 8-3 mos.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

As a general rule, it is best not to
correct costiveness by the use of saline
o. drastic medicines. When a purgativc
is needed, the most prompt, effective,
and beneficial is Ayers Pills. Their
tendency is to restore, and not weaken
the normal action Of the bowels.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Noble, the leading grocer, makes
specially Of fresh, clean family grocer
les. He will treat you right.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

S. NJ. Cochran & Go. carry a large
line Of buggies in stock. See them il
you want a good vehicle cheap.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Wayson & Penny a 6xyou up com
fortably and stylishly in any thing 20,
may desire in the livery line.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

We will buy cattle and hogs at the
highest market pllce. Call at Harris
Hardware. Il. W. HARRIS.
Il. l.. CASEY.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Kalstedt, the Leading Merchant Tail
or, is making specially low prices on
clothing, these quiet times.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Noble is the only exclusive grocer in
the city. His stock is the largest and
his prices correspond with the times.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Don t eat tainted meats. Buy them
from Acme Cooler. Ice cold and sweet
as in winter at F. s. WiIcox's.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

az NOBLE, Purveyor to the Great
Common People, is now exhibiting
about the handsomest and largest as
sor,ment Of plain aud fancy lamps to be
seen in Southwestern Nebraska.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Shiloi's Cure, the great cough and
Group cure, is for sale By us. Pocket
size contains twenty-five doses, only rs
sents. Children love it.
a. MCMILLEN.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Wall Paper for 5 cents a roll at l.
W. MCDONNELL & Co.'S.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
Republican Precinct Primaries.
CT McCOOK,

GRANT PREClNCT-lhr primary
for Grant precinct will be held at Che
Banksville school house, Wednesday,
September 9th, 1898, at 7 o'clock q.
M, tor the purpose OF electing dele
gates to the county convention, aud 10
Il" such other business as may properly
come before the primary.
W. II. BENJAMIN.
Committeeman FOR Grant preclnct.
VALLEY GRANGE PRECINCT
The primary election for this pre-
cinct will be held in the PIckcns school
house on Wednesday afternoon. Sep
TENDER 27ih, at three O'CLOCK, 70. the
election Of four GIlrgates the county
convention.
Fl. N. BENJAMIN, Committeeman.
COLEnAN PRECINUT--The Re
publican electors of Coleman precinct
will meet IN the Coleman school house,
Wednesday afternoon, Sept. 21th, at
4 o'clock, to elect four delegates to the
county convention.
j n. SMITH, Committeeman.
PERRY PRECINCT-The Repub-
lican primary for Perry precinct will
he held in the Real school house. Wed
nesday afternoon, September 27th, at
4 o'clock, for the purpose of electing
four delegates Tor the county couven-
ton.
HENRY SMITH, Committeeman.
DRtFTWOOD PRECINCT-The
primary for Driftwood precinct will be
held at the Frederick school house, We'd
nesday evening, September 9th, 1898,
at S O'Clock, for the purpose Of elect
ing four delegates t" the county con-
v%ention to be held in McCook. Neb.,
Sept. Both, and for the transaction of
such business as may properly come
before the meeting. A full attendance
is earnestly desired.
ED. T. DUFFEY, Committeeman.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

We are printing the date TO which
each subscriber has paid his subscrip-
tiot to THE TRIBUNE along with the
address. Watch the date and YOU will
know it ycu are III arrears. II you are
rlrane come and see lis.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

The lungs of the average man con
tain FIVE CURTIS of air.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
We TELL YOU

nothing new when we state that it pays to engages
in a permanent, most healthy and pleasant bust.
Such is the business we offer the working class.
We teach them how to make money rapidly, and
guarantee every one who follows our instructions
faithfully the making of $500. 90 q month
Every one who takes hold now and works will
surely and speedily increase their earnings; there
can be no question about it; Others now at work
are dG o. IT, ana you, red b' can 30 90 the same anne
ever had the chance to secure. You will make q
grave mistake if you fail to give it a trial at once.
If you grasp the situation, and act quickly, you
will directly find yourself in a most prosperous
business, at which you can surely make and save
large sums of money. The results of only a few
hours work will often equal 4 weeks wages.
Whether you are old or young, man or woman, it
makes no difference, = do as we tell you, and sue
cess will meet you at the very start. Neither
experience or capital necessary. Those who work
for us are rewarded. Why not write to-day for
full particulars, free T.. c. ALLEN & CO,
Box No. 420, Augusta, Me.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

To find fault with our government is
to blame ourselves.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Remember that Perry Stone will
bring fresh meats of all kinds, right to
your door, every day.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

McMillen Bros. are selling fly nets
and busters at greatly reduced prices.
Call and get one.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Noble is also strictly in it when it
comes to selling fresh vegetables at a
reasonable price.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Subtlety may deceive you. Integ
ritv never will.-Cromwell.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Queensware at cost at Knipple's
This is your opportunity.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Knipple makes a speciality of fruits
of all kinds.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

You "a get anything in %queensware
at cost at Knipple's.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Ice cold meats at B. & NJ. Meat
Market.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Do you know that Knipple pays the
highest market price for butter and
COOS
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

H Groceries at Mobiles.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

School tablets in great variety at
Chenery's City Drug Store.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Prestoline, The Wonder Metal
Burnisher, for sale BY Electric Light
Co
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
A fine line of stationery at popular
prices at Chenery's City Drug Store.

Freshest fruits the market affords are
to be purchased at Knipple's grocery
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

You can get anything in queensware
at cost at Knipple's.
Remember that Perry Stone will
bring fresh meats of all kinds, right to
your door, every day.
Noble is also strictly in it when it
comes to selling fresh vegetables at a
reasonable price.
McMillen Bros. are selling fly nets
and busters at greatly reduced prices.
Call and get one.
Do you know that Knipple pays the
highest market price for butter and
eggs.
Prestoline, The Wonder Metal
Burnisher, for sale by Electric Light
Go.
A fine line of stationery at popular
prices at Chenery's City Drug Store.
Freshest fruits the market affords are
to be purchased at Knipple's grocery
Paints, Oils, Glass and Putty at
Chenery's City Drug Store.
Wall Paper tor 5 cents a roll at L.
W. MCCONNELL & Cos.
School tablets in great variety at
Chenery's City Drug Store.
Queensware at cost at knipple's.
This is your opportunity.
Knipple makes a specially of fruits
Of all kinds.
Ice cold meats at B. & NJ. Meat
Market.
~Grnoorioc - Noblo,,
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
Paints, Oils, Glass and Putty at
Chenery's City Drug Store.

Wall Paper tor 5 cents a roll at L.
W. MCCONNELL & Cos.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22

Market.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-09-22
Glotto, the artist, was a peasant

son.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-03-30
A Holiday Triumph.

| heard today of an original wager
made by a number of Harvard students.
One Of them was willing to back him
self to any amount that he could eat
forty griddle cakes within three hours.
The others took him up to the amount
of forty dollars, and went to a certain
restaurant on Newspaper row on Co
lumbus Day to do the feat. Eighteen
cakes were disposed Of at the first sit
ting, then the man went for a walk OF
thirty minutes. Upon returning he ate
fifteen more. His stomach then rebelied,
but seven cakes remained to be eaten.
A large crowd had collected by this
time. vastly interested in SC unnatural
an experiment. But the Harvard man,
although receiving much good humored
advice. followed his own line OF expert
mentation. The chairs were cleared for
a rush TO the street at intervals, and he
finished the seven, two at a time, then
three. having eaten the forty in 80
hours. He was living and well when
last heard from. Boston Record.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-03-30
Hard to Satisfy.

Some persons are hard to satisfy. The
thing in hand is of little worth, but the
object beyond reach seems all desirable.
A clergyman in Maine, who lives near
the ~seacoast, narrates an occurrence
which gave him a moment o. disc point
ment, but which has also supplied him
with a very good story to tell.
He had planned a beautiful drive for
the benefit Of a lady from the west VINO
was visiting his family-a lady who had
never seen the ocean. The route was
chosen in such a way that not a glimpse
of the sea would be had until, at a GER
tain bend in the road, the party would
come out upon a high open space. COM
manding a magnificent view of the broad
Atlantic.
AS the carriage came out upon the
plateau the clergyman turned beaming
face on the lady, expecting from her an
exclamation of delight; but instead OF
happiness on her co~untenance, he saw a
look of longing,
oh" she said, with a sigh, "how
wish | could see the PacihcV-Iouth's
Companion.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-03-30
Seen In tho Metropolis.

A refuse cart was close to the curb on
Thirty-seventh street. between Madison
and Fifth avenues, recently. while the
driver, a healthy young lrishman, talked
to a who had on each sidea little
chap dressed in sailor costume. Most
passersby must have taken her for a
nurse out with her charges from one o.
the fashionable houses near by. After
two minutes talk the woman lifted the
lads one by one to the side OF the rough
driver, who had carefully spread a piece
of stout paper over his cargo to protect
the clothing of the children.
One lad, tucked close under the driv-
.er's arm, was permitted to hold the reins'
while the other poked the stald horse
with a short stick. The three drove on
eastward, smiling, while the woman FOL
lowed on the sidewalk. The children
were the drivers own, and they were IS
well dressed as half the children native
to the locality in which tho scene oc-
curred.-Nsw York Sun.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1893-03-30
SnnhO 2 al Her Son.

The latest odd character to appear in
the city is known in the down town sa-
looms al Sapho. Sapho is a black wom-
an of unusual h light, and her powerful
figure is that of an Amazon queen. She
dresses rather Enthusiastically, and carries
a banjo Of the largest size, on which she
plays with power and no i~nconsiderable
skill, and she sings strange, weird AT
rican songs in ome native tongue as she
strums out the refrain upon the instru-
ment. Sapho is always accompanied by
a little colored boy of exceptional black
ness and the most timid and nervous
disposition. He clings to her skirts all
the while she is playing, and when he
passes his hat for money seems afraid he
will be cuffed. Sapho will not be drawn
into conversation, but scowls at all who
address her, and altogether is a strange
and unique character among the human
oddities of the city's surface life.-Phila.
delphia Record,