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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Harper Bazaar.
Wife of Literary Man-Don't disturb
my husband. He is i'll the midst of a
critical scene.
Visitor-Is he at work on a critical
scene in his new comedy?
Wife-No; it's worse than that. His
landlord is talking to him about the
back rent. Texas Siftings.
Mrs. Oldstyle-It seems to me that in
summer all the single girls get engaged
and the married women f1irt with other
men. | wonder how they manage in
the winter?
Mrs. Wordly-The single girls break
their engagements and the married Wo-
men get diyorced.-Truth.
Bellefeld-Whats all the noise in the
next room.
Manchester don't know; but if
you'll 90 i'll with those loud trousers of
yours on think you can drown it
Piltsburg ChrOniclere Telegraph.
Amy-So you accepted Mr.. Thorpley
last night? L thought you told Inc you
didn't care for him.
Mamie-What was | to do? He was
putting Oh my skates and had fixed one
all right when he proposed. | had either
to accept or fall down.-Boston News.
II hear you've been cultivating the
society of that pretty widow, Van;
what are you up TOP" ''I'm trying to
kill the weeds "-Kate Fields Wash
lngton.
Her fate at last she's chosen
We can but think it Ill;
The sunny South is frozen
But we're freezin' TO her still!
Atlanta Constitution.
The spur OF the moment IS about as
dangerous as the pistol that isn't loaded.
Puck.
The man who aspres to make sue
cesSful pickpouket should study free
hand drawing.-Yonkers Statesman.
1t is dangerous even in ball room to
step on moving train Boston Tran
script.
Talk Is cheap. If you don't believe it
see how much you can get for the price
OF shave.-Elmira Gazette.
Man Is uGVor Out OI DANGER. Even
when he goes to church fair he has to
take a great many chances.-TrOy Press.
The reason it is no joke to step on a
tack in the dark is because it is impos-
siEle to see the point. Demo
crat.
Jaggs tell you, sir, some way has
got to be found to knock out the infa-
nous whisky trust. Seldomso-Suppose
you swear off.-Brandon BuckSaw.
Citticus-I wonder how it is that so
few women SHUTTER when they talk?
Witticus-They haven't got time
Brooklyn Life.
Il have" said Teddy Dickens, 'a
verwy bad habit of talking to MYSELF
Indeed" she responded, II have often
heard of people who were their own en-
emies. Washington Star.
Jess-How in the world does Miss
Fitz make herself out to be twenty-five?
Bess-Twenty-two years ago the family
Bible was lost in a fire. and to fix the
date beyond question she had to begin
all over again.-Smith, Gray & Co.'s
Monthly.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

GAIL HAMLToN's pen has been
soaked in acid until it is more than half
corroded, Judging from the way she
laShes those who were once enemies of
BLAINE, but have long since become
his eulogists. GAIL, like many another
writer who is lacking in breadth. mag
ines that great writing lies in the use
of invectlve and caustic sentences. She
would do the memory of BLAINE a great
injury if the public gave weight to her
efforts.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

ONE of the best means of centralizing
capital is the prize ring. And it is the
least censurable. since the capital
doesn't stay centralized long. The
''pugs" stand at the front as money
makers and money spenders.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Ii YOU can afford to pay dollar
apiece for them and have vivid imagi-
nation, you can enjoy eating strawber-
ries about now. Ii you are minus these
two essentials, you had better eat some
thing more palatable.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Judge jackson says the president did
not consult him concerning his appoint
neglected to consult Gen. Clarkson.-
New York Commercial Advertiser.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

THE Chicago Herald thinks if CAR
TER HARRISON is elected mayor the
ghost Of his former administration will
bob up to haunt him. But it won't.
He'll just point to it with pride, and
emulate its notorious example.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12
Aiming High.

Washington Star.
"What," she asked, "shouId be an
artists highest ambition?"
$50 paint picture so good that the
frame won't attract the most attention.
replied the practical young painter.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

THE elevator combine and English
syndicate will not be in the least dis
concerted by che exposure of their COM
plicity in the Hold Your Wheat" cir
cular. They control the legislature,
and what are you going to do about il?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12
Such attacks upon Mr.. Harrison as

Such attacks upon Mr.. Harrison as
that in which James S. Clarkson, of
Iowa, has publicly INDUCED will do the
president no harm. They will rather
gain for him new favor from reasonable
and fair-minded men of all parties. The
Republicans of the senate may lend
themselves, possibly. to the Clarkson
if so it will be to their lasting discredlt.
Boston Globe. ~
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

THE public is curious to know how
Mrs. JENNEss- MILLER. the dress re-
form party of San Francisco who wears
trousers concealed by skirt reaching a
little below her knees, will attire her
self when hoop skirts come in. Wear
bifurcated hoops, of course.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

If it comes those among the ladies
who are now declaring most loudly
against it will be wearing it with the
same fidelity to fashion that they showed
in the Grecian bend. the brd-cage
hustle, the wing-sleeyed dress. and the
other eccentrieities by which the fair
sex endeavors to simulate deformitles
and conceal its charms.-San Francisco
Examiner.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

The Sherman law has absolutely
failed to sustain silver, has entailed
great loss upon the people through de-
probation of the enormous quantities
purchased, has undermined the stability
of our currency, and threatened to in
volve us in widespread disaSter.-New
York Herald.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

1t was not to be expected that Mr..
Harrison'S appointment of Judge Jack
son to the supreme court would please
J. s. CIark5on. 1t was Just. high
minded. patriotic act. Mr.. Clarkson is
not accustomed to applaud acts of that
character.-NeW York World.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Business is now living on hope in the
United States. No one wants to engage
in undertakings involving the element
of time to carry them out until he
shall know whether the country will
hereafter run itself or be run as an adj
junct Of the silver mines.-PhiIadelphia
Record (Dem.)
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

THE Hawaiian PROFESSIONALS saw the
president, and he asked them out to see
the conservatory. They wanted to see
his conversatory instead.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

The sort of friendship which J. S.
Clarkson processes for Mr.. Harrison will
keep several days without salt this kind
of weather-Kansas City Star.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12
SENATOR VEST.

Senator Vest, of Missouri. is being
extensively complimented for disobey-
ing the instructions of the Missouri leg
islature and voting against the anti.
option bill. He displayed quality of
pluck that is getting to be too rare of
late.-Boston Herald.
The public cannot go wrong very far
if they follow the advice OF Senator
Vest in regard to reports concerning
President-elecr Cleveland's views.
When Mr.. Cleveland wants his policy
known he has never failed to make it
public terselY and clearly.-Kansas City
Star.
Senator Vest has been promptly vim
Dictated for his vote against the anti
option bill by the approving vote of the
Missouri house of representatives. That
body also voted approval of Senator
Cockrell ana Congressman Hatch for
voting the other way, so that it seems
not to have been troubled by questions
of cOhsistency.-BostOn journal.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

THE French newspapers are trying to
make US believe that some one was
hurt III a recent duel over there. That
is Impossible, and the story don't CO."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

IN ALL this fight to keep crinoline
from our fair land not word has been
uttered by woman. This is an omi-
nous silence.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

In APPOINTING Judge GRESHAM, did
Mr.. CLEVELAND take his "Q' from the
Howell raised by HARRIsoN's appoint
ment of Judge JACKSON?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

HISTORY has never revealed whether
the Hawaiian islanders ate Capt. JOHN.
Cook rare or we'll done.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12
Eastern Advertising Office Room Al
Times Building, New York.

Complete files of the GLoBE alwayskept on
hand for reference. Patrons and trlends are
Cordially invited 10 visit andavail themselves
of The facilities of our Eastern Office While
II New York.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12
When the people of the I'm
CANADA.

The destiny of Canada is\ixed by nat
ure, and points neither to independence
nor continued British connection, and
it is safe to say that ten years more of
Tory government in Canada will suffice
to fill the cup of their iniQuitles. and the
Canadian ship of state will so down the
rapids to be picked up by a Yankee
kipper.-Be!leyille Ontario.
With the Continental railway
opening up the interior of South Amer
lea to our trade the entire hemisphere
must come to our feet commercially.
There is no hope for Canada outside the
union. If she would progress her only
chance is to cast aside old ties, and come
into the union as a part OF the great
American natiOn.-Philadelp In
Qulrer.
We can assure our contemporaries in
the republic, as we'll as Prof. Goodwin
Smith, that the Canadian people are
quite ready to settle it at any time,
though in way that would surprise
them. 1t is to be hoped, also. that the
man who Is trying so hard to raise
trouble between friendly communities
will reap little OF the crop he desires
to plant.-Toronto Empire.
That Canada will long remain col
ony of the British empire is debatable
question, and those who debate it should
net be considered traitors for doing so.
The majority of Canadians not only be
lieve that their material interests would
be bettered by cutting loose from the
mother country, but would welcome the
change. This feeling is not confined to
the members of any political party, but
pervades the ranks of all parties.-Nel
son (B. c. Tribune.
With debt much heavier than ours,
with population increasing far more
slowly because Of the emigration of over
a million Canadians to the United
States, the situation grows steadily
worse, and large proportion of the
people see their only hope of prosperity
in becoming part OF the United States.
The slightest effort on our part, the
encouragement of that sentiment, would
soon give the anneXationists all over
whelming majority. - New Orleans
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

TITS about time for cripples to buy
firearms; CHARLIE MITCHELL will soon
land.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12
GARRISON.

Ii there are many partisans in Iowa
like J. s. ClarksOn the decadence of Re-
publicanism in that state is easily eX-
planned. Kansas City Star.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

At the marriage of Mahmud Pasha
Reaz, governor of the Suez canal to the
daughter of the late Pasha RaSsim, in
Cairo, lately. the groom's father enter
tanned the European guests at feast
that cost Sl25, 900.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

This at least ought to be settled be-
fore Hawaii comes in: Ii the native
women there do not wear the crinoline
they ought to be made to wear store
boxes or something of that sort. We've
got to draw the line somewhere.-Phil-
adelDhia Inouirer
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

TR1-WEEKLY- DAILY Monday "Wednesday
and Friday.) cooo
VI in advance. ga 90 6 mos. in adV"SI w
) months in advance. 81 o.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

enforce it; jingoism at home will shout
Annex" and, presto, GRANTS ambi
tion'will be realized, and San Domingo
will be ours.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
q m in advance. 5 90 5weeks in adv W
One month. ..... &C
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

amounts to much could have done so. 1t
will be as hard to figure sense out of
the poem as it is to master the pro-
nunciation of the name.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

TITS reported that GEORGE FRANCIS
TRAM is writing poem on Hawaii.
The name 'LILIUoKALANI" must have
inspired him. Certainly nothing that
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12
nday, Wednesday

SUNDAY ALONE.
TYR IN advance. 81 90 3 mos. in adv. .5oc
m in advance. l 90 l m. in advance oc
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Mrs. Everett. the wife of master
drayman of New Orleans, is one of the
best veterinary surgeons in the city.
She takes no pay for her services, but
does the work out of love for animals.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. ACGrcss all letters and telegIalhs W
" TIIE GLOBE. st. Paul, MINI.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Miss Mary Conant. living near Roch-
ester, n. Y, has managed her fathers
farm ever since his death, some four
years ago, and made 1t pay well.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

A Denver housewife has an Indian
princess doing her homework. The
young woman Is the doughter of Paw
nee chief, and her name in English is
Rose Howell. She Was a student for
MANY wears at the Carlisle school
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Banker W. S. Ladd. OF Portland, Or,
one of the wealthieSt men in that state,
carries in his pocket Decent piece
which is part of the first two "bits''
he ever earned; that WAS back in the
early fittieS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE
Cpe wear 81 six mo-, 65c Three mo-, 3"c
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

The Minnesota bill to prevent the
wearing of hoop skirts is serious. That
will add much to the pleasure of the
Minnesota girls. If anything is needed
to make hoop skirt popular it is pro-
hibtive Observation-Disclosures Senti-
al
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Han Quay, China's richest banker. is
said to be worth the incredible sum of
nearly $4,000. 100000. If ever China gets
a senate he'll get there.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Queen Victoria has declined, 1t is said,
to use her influence for or against the
threatened invasion of crinoline. TO
be queen Of the realm of fashion has lit
tie temptation for the empress of Great
Britain and India
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

The failure of congress to act on sill
yer and the continued OdtgoeS of gold
keep attention fixed upon the unusual
changes in foreign commerce. Imports
at New York since Jan. have been
So, 100000 greater, and exports from
New York almost S10.000,0O0 less than
last year-New York Tribune.
When the people of the United States
once saw their government borrowing
gold to maintain the value of the cur
rency issued for the purchase of silver
the stupendous folly of the law that
cOmpeiS such a course would become
plain, and it would be repealed at once
and Internationally. Nor would the
wretched, cOWardly and corrupt course
by which votes in congress have been
bought or retained by silver legislation
ever again be toierated.-New York
Times,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

The Queen of Italy. once one of the
most beautiful girls in the kingdom, is
now one of its handsomeSt women.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

The Chinese emperor had 260 pairs of
boots made for himself some time ago.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

The new president of Hamilton col
lege, DR.. Mclancthon w. Stryker, is the
first one of the alumni of that iuStItu-
ton TO hold such position in his alma
mater, although fourteen Of her gradu-
ates have filled presidential chairs in
other colleges.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Ex-senator William M. Evarts has
just rounded out three-quarte1s of CEN
fury Of life. He is less active in the
pursuits of his profession than formerly,
and spends much OF his time at his YER
mont farm.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12
SILVER NOTES.

The Sherman law will continue its
disastrous work until such time as the
next congress can interpoSe to stop it
Milwaukee Journal (Rep.)
The failure of the attempt to repeal
the Sherman silver law makes special
session of congress inevitable, and the
Republican party will profit by the mis-
fortune. -Globe-Democrat.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Col. John M. Adams. of the Portland
Argus, says that Maine has had at least
two public men who were the superiors
of Blaine intellectually. He had in
mind George Evans and William Pitt
FeSSenden.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12
HOOP SKIRTS.

The bill against the hoop skirt is all
right and its author far-Sighted states
man.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Now that Prof. Henry Preserved
Smith has been vindicated by the board
of trustees of Lane seminary, it is said
by some of his intimate friends that he
has thought of again offering his resig-
nations and insisting that it be accepted,
in order to secure peace in the church.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

The introducer of the Minnesota bill
is said to be Minnesota lawyer weigh
ing about 1l0 pounds. He may be phys
ically small. but there is no discount on
a brain capable of such brilliant con-
ceDtIOu,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Citticus-I wonder how it is that so
few women SHUTTER when they talk?
Witticus-They haven't got time
Brooklyn Life.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12
JOKELETS.

Our janitor was lordly, but
One day he took wife.
And now he has the meekest strut
I've seen i'll ali my life.
-UarDer'S Bazaar
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Marshy N. Lyles is the name of a
colored woman of Sylvania, Ga, who
thinks she has neglected her education
long enough. Marshy. who is over
seventy years OF age, started in as a
pupil in local school a few days ago.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

1t is not generally believed that Mr..
Gladstone smokes. but he does. 1t is
true that he draws the line at cigar
cite.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Jaggs ST tell you, sir, some way has
got to be found to knock out the infa-
nous whisky trust. Seldomso-Suppose
you swear off.-Brandon Bucksaw.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Wife of Literary Man-Don't disturb
my husband. He is in the midst of a
critical scene.
Visltor-Is he at work on a critical
scene in his new comedy?
Wife-No; it's worse than that. His
landlord is talking to him about the
back rent. Texas Siftings.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

The only two natives of Colorado in
the house of representatives of that
state are Harry Sims. of Arapahoe, who
was the first white child born in Pueblo.
and Celestlno Garcia, who represents
Conejos county and who is Of Mexican
parentage
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

81 have" said Teddy Dickens, "a
verwy bad habit of talking to myself"
Indeed" she responded, II have often
heard of people who were their own en-
emies. Washington Star.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

The reason it is no joke to step on
tack in the dark is because it is impos-
sible to see the point. Rochester Demo
crat.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Mrs. Oldstyle-It seems to me that in
summer all the single girls get engaged
and the married women f1irt with other
men. l wonder how they manage in
the winter?
Mrs. Wordly-The single girls break
their engagements and the married Wo-
men get divorced.-Truth.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Man is never out of danger. Even
when he goes to a church fair he has to
take great many Chances Press.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Nj. Cleveland's secretary of war will
select a station for Maj. Halford.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

For some time we couldn't solve the
riddle how the uglieSt girl in the school
got the prettiest valentine, with the
name of the best-lookiDg boy scrawled
boldly across it, In spite of his denial
we firmly believed he sent it. and pro-
ceeded to make his life miserable
until we found she had bought it and
posted it to herself e. II. R.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-02-12

Jess-How in the world does Miss
Fitz make herself out to be twenty-five?
Bess-Twenty-two years ago the family
Bible was lost in fire. and to fix the
date beyond question she had to begin
all over again.-Smith, Gray & Co.'s
MonthIv
, 1893-03-11
PrDklarna.

81 LII" og Inhver, SON have No
2<saget at fordre paa Skiftet efter
afgangne Enke ROSE CLAUDI\E
(eller Clotilde) POi.IDOPE teller
''olli orr or tidligere afgangne
Mand Johannes Pollidore (eller
Pollidor), indkaIdes herved med 3
Maaneders Varsrl til for undertegne-
de Skifterrt at anmelde og beyis-
liggjore deres Krav.
St. Thom@ skiftoret,. den 25do Februar
1898.
HALVOR HANSEN.