Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1893-06-08

kliic0 one, WHICH INc'isuTcu SIX Icct ITOW w
to tip Of the wings.
THE GLORIOUS FoURrH approaches; VI
suggest to Columbia Council, .Tr. o. U Am.
that it arrange for celebration Of the day
OF all our CARNATIONS, there are none IL
whom such a movement may be con6dcd
with certainty Of successful issue
Arm BRoKEN.-On Thursday evening last
Roger, son of Mr.. Samuel Lidie. while play
ing baseball, fell and broke his left arm at the
shoulder joint. 1t is an ugly fracture ard
will require great care III nursing. Drs
Waters and Kefauvcr reduced the fracture
COOP LAVA great many towns are now
requiring that dogs wear tags. In view OF
the epidemic Of hydrophobla, it would e
we'll to require that they be muzzled. In Il
town where there are as many dogs rs We
have here, there Is some risk in allowing them
to run AT large unmuzzlcd during the heated
term.
The Mechanicstown Junior Cornet Band
fourteen pieces. is gaining considerable no
toricty and fame for their excellent playing
winch is said to he unusually good for IL com
pany of such youthful performers. the music
inns ranging III ages from twelve to sixteen
Roy Lca,hcrman is mnjor, The boys all wear
Observation-Disclosures
A ROMANTIC MARRrAGE.-Last Friday
night a handsomely romantic and interesting
marriage took place at the residence of Mr.
David Hatfield. Tie ceremony was per,
formed at eight o'clock by Rev G. II. San
ner, pastor of the NJ. E Church. The parties
to the contract we're Mr.. VIM. Campbell and
MISS Stella Breighner, daughter of Mr.. Joseph
Brelghner. all Of Liberty. Campbell isl pri,
yatc IN the United States Navy AMI ca mt
here several days ago on leave Of absence
to visit his relatives. - Banner.
BANG! BANG !-On last Sunday night he.
tween the hours Of IL and l O'Clock, two
young men passing the residence of Mr.. FL
mer Palmer, of this place, called him from
his sweet rrpose. Mr. Palmer opening the
door made inquiry as to what was wanted
when urrply was made with the intent of
irritating Mr.. Palmer No sooner had the
vulgar remark Lcen made, than Mp. seized
his gun and opened fire gu them as they
rapidly drove on. Palmer invites the gen.
tlemen to call again and assures them that
the reception given at midnight will he pre-
fcrred to the one given Ivy the fair sex before
calling on him.-Gusde.
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A DIsGRACE.-We defy any person living
anywhere on this part Of Gods earth, now
clothed in oil Of its beautiful green vcndurc,
to find a worse piece Of road than that lead.
ing from Brunswick to Knoxville, and no.
where is there better opening for first
class representative of some good life incur
ance company that at either end OF this
particular road. No man does Ills family
Justice that attempts to drive over this road
that is bcset on all sides with the most
dangerous ruts, hoIes rotton bridges and
bottomless pits without he carries snugly in
his inside pocket a gilt edge policy for $40,
O00 1t 10 dangerous to lie and enc of the
most pronounced dtsgraccs to the grand old
county of Frederick that we tnow of.
Brunswick Herald
Editing a newspaper is pleasant business
If you can stand it.
Ifthere is lack Of advertising it is unpop'
ular and the people won't have 1t.
If we attend church regularly they say We
90 for effect.
we stay away from church they say We
are monstrously heathcnish
II we accept al invitation to wedding
they say we are INVITED to write it up"
II we 90 to the opera house they say We
60 ON free tickets.
If we are seen on the street too often they
say we neglect our business.
Ii we avoid 6 ling on the streets they say
we don't hustle after the news.
FIVE reject long. winded communication
the author gets furious and stops his paper
five publish lengthy communications ou'
readers say we lack discretion and put in
anything to "fill up
IL We I6u VI OcCOIlltc our OtuCC VI ""su
lngtons birthday, they say we lack enter
prize, and that there 10 not drop Of patriot
ic blood in our veins.
II we swell out In a new snit Of clothes
they say We got them ION tick" or advertis
ing and that they are by far too foppish
If sometimes we penetrate JOKE or make
stagger at a poor little pun, they say II il
exceedingly light and won't do.
II we omit Jokes they say We are misera
bic old fossils
five publish man who has brought dis
grace upon his family the friends or relative
of the family will never forgive you,
If we, out Of goodness of heart, decline t.
say anything about it, the mans enemies arr
disappointed and we are branded white
livered coward.
We are able to stand these raps and man,
more and are always ready to receive visit
ors, whether accompanied Ivy dog or rot
OF course we do not claim there is amy wOrl
II running paper everybody knows its 1
snap.
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