The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-02-25
The LIMEkILN |
some New Rules aud Notices for the Gold
Weather.

Some New Rules and Notices for the Cold
Weather.
After a consultation with Sir Isaac Wal
pole Trustee Pullback. Waydown Belize
and Giyeadam Jones, who constitute the
committee on harmony. Brother Gardner
announced that the following rules would
be enforced during the winter:
1.-THE temperature in Paradise hall not to
be above l25 degs. on any meeting night un-
less specially ordered.
During the chilblain season no RENE
dies to be applied in the hall INT M bro
gaus to be removed except on the back row.
"All meetings will open at 1880 O'Clock
and close Mt 10. The winding Of Water
bury watches must be lone before or after.
ANY member discovered roasting sweet
potatoes in the stove will be deemed guilty
Of misdemeanor and fined or suspended.
mo one will be allowed to sell tickets to
a cake walk or possum bake tecept in the
anterooms or library.
"All discussion regarding poetry, prize
fights, astronomy, pumpkin pies, politics,
Jonah and the whale and the Worlds fair
are ruled ont OF the hall"
SOME NEW NOTICES.
Brother Gardner then announced that all
sAo tAbt Ia anu u ODbOC
would be taken down and the following
new crop hung mp for cold weather.:
Truth viii come out or top IL o can
wait long enough"
We build our ~poorhouses to take care of
our honest men,"
argument with an idiot makes a pair of
fools"
1.-THE world is full Of upright men, but
wedon't just happen to II across them on
our line of travel"
"We are all full OF integrity until we hap
pen to pick up a lost wallet without any
one being the wiser for our find"
Most every man has ten good traits of
character for every bad one, but we are
rather more anxious to size him up on the
one than the ten. That keeps us arguing
that this is a bad world"
Gray hairs ought to bring wisdom, but
they can't always tell which horse will
come in ahead"
what we intend to do tomorrow won't
put any pork in the barrel for today"
"You can't find a man in state prison
who won't ~sorrowfully tell you that he has
lost all confidence In humanity"
THE political speech was intended to
keep our side from discovering that the
other side suspected our corruption"
mo man can flatter us by speaking plain
truths, and yet we are always ready to
abuse him for deceit and falsehood."
Brother Gardner further announced that
he was In correspondence with q number of
celebrated orators, philosophers and leo
turers and happened to secure the appear
ance OF six or eight Of them during the
winter. There would also be some changes
in the matter of entertaining these outside
visitors. Heretofore when a lecturer who
was burning to deliver his lecture before
the club arrived in town he always man.
aged to find his way to his (the president's)
cabin. He invariably expected from three
to six days free board, with apple pie,
scrambled eggs and o. G. coffee at every
meal. He invariably borrowed a clean
shirt, two or three celluloid collars, and
sometimes picked up a pair OF blue two
shilling suspenders and n nankeen vest and
said nothing about 10. Hereafter they
would be expected to so to a hotel and pay
their own way, and II they jumped their
bills the Limekiln club should refuse to be
held responsible.