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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-03-14

HoKE SMITH SMILED in his sleeve when
reading the notice, mo editors need
apply"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-03-14

DON'T BE IN a hurry to take down the
storm doors and remove the weather
strips.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-03-14

IN THE eastern cities war is organiz-
ing against excessive telephone charges.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-03-14

would be no end Of sssquabbles. !" and
Mr.. CLEvELAND's course would have no
Justification
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-03-14

A NUMBER OF Rel telephone patents ex-
pired yesterday.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-03-14
walter d. Price & Co.

Ga Main street, vegetables, fruits and
poultry. We make these three lines of
goods q specially. Give US trial.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-03-14

tSeod monnE M Jones, "Good
n JENKINS NEW TEMPLE OF MUSIC
End must Piano
NEW OF MUSIC 2?
$4,000
&225 quite difference
Piano. st will
q sONs the standard
my
the -
IS W. SECOND
Send for Catalogue and Price list
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-03-14
Thu American

Fire Insurance company OF Philadelphia
will insure you against fire.
FL. j. GRANT & Co., Agents.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-03-14

II RAUM don't show some roamingism
soon, there viii be rebellion.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-03-14

President CLEVELAND will be sc years
old next Saturday.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-03-14

When weak, weary and worn cut, Hoods
Sarsaparilla is Just the medicine 10 restore your
strength and give you good sppstite. IS
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-03-14

ALL communications should be addressed to
THE HERALD, Salt Lake City, Utah.
EUBscn1BERs will confer a favor by forwarding
information to this Office when their papers
are not promptly received. They VIII aid
Us TO determine where the fault lies.
SUBSCRIBERS removing from one place to an
other. and desiring papers changed. should
always give former as wen as present ad-
dress.
Communications win not be returned.
Anonymous communications VIII not be noticed.
TIE HERALD reserves the right 10 append
the name OF the author 10 any communication,
and accepts no manuscript with pledge TO
Withhold the name from any person mentioned
IN the communication.
TIE HERALD is on ssle st the principal news
stands and on all morning passenger trains
leaving Salt Lake. Orders for city delivery to
either residence or place Of business may be
made by postal caro- or through telephone.
TIE HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY.
T. G. BRowELFz, Business Manager.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-03-14

THR DAILY HERALD is published every morn
ing. Monday excepted. at TIE HERALD
block, corner West Temple and First
South streets. Salt Lake City.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
The Art Of Garnishing.

The scientific branch Of cookery
comprises the devising of dishes and
sauces. The artistic branch consti-
tutes the art of garnishing, and this
plays most important part in the
outcome of the kitchen, as by means
Of it dishes please the eye before they
please the palate. First impressions
go a great way, and when one sense
is captivated by an agreeable and in
viting appearance the dish must be
bad indeed which fails to stand the
more searching ordeal of taste. Be.
sides, people who suffer from jaded
appetites have a better chance of eat
ing their dinner when the dishes
which are put before them are pleas
ant to the sight.
Art, however, is not a thing to be
taught. You may show u man how
to mix colors, but you cannot teach
him how 10 use them. Twill only
explain that what in cookery is
meant by ga-nishing is not the ira
ditional parsley of the cook. The
one and great thing to avoid as much
as possible is the using for purposes
Of garnishing things which are not
eatable. Philadelphia Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
Comfort For the Unsuoee..sul

Comfort For the Unsuccessful.
# we are money makers, it is to
the exclusion of something else; if we
have gentleness and refinement,
those qualities unfit us for becoming
money makers. The late Daniel
Dougherty met at Narragansett Pier
q very charming young, man one
evening, and afterward asked me il
he was poor or If he had inherited a
fortune. why do you not ask me
II he has made onea" I rejoined. "Be-
cause I know he hasn't, replied Mr..
Dougherty, who, as every one(knows,
was a very keen observer of human
nature. He is poor, or, if he is not,
his money was inherited" insisted
Mr.. Dougherty, and when pressed
him for reason for his assertion he
said. HE is too refined, too cul-
tured, too altogether charming ever
to have made by his own exc rtions a
fortune or even competency beyond
q mere living" which was b perfect
diagnosis Of the young mans position
in ife.-Boston Home journal.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
Perpetual Motion Reward.


I am often asked the question.
How much money do the different
governments of the world offer for
the discovery of perpetual motions
To all such I invariably give this an
swer: There is no patent law relative
to perpetual motion machines. Nei-
Their is there fixed sum of money Of
fered by any government for the in
vention of such an unheard of con-
hivance. As early as 1775-11s years
ago-the French Academy of Sciences
refused to even consider the claims
of the so called perpetual motion in
ventors. A valuable reference work
before me in making mention of
those who are experimenting in that
direction says: '"They have an idea
that some immense government re-
ward has for years been laid aside
for the successful inventor. Unhap-
PLY this idea is as fallacious as the
grand delusion itself. "-St. Louis Re-
public.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
Reviewing Her Conduct.

When quite youthful and much
petted damsel named Ruth goes away
from home without her mother, she
is sometimes unmanageable, and al
ways on her return is interviewed as
to her department while absent. On
a recent occasion, after a round of
visits she had made with certain
doting and indulgent relative, Ruth
was asked the customary question as
to whether she had been a good girl.
'Well, "she replied deliberately, as
if carefully balancing the evidence,
II was pretty good, I think-only
kicked at my grandmother twice. -
New York Tribune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
A Very Old Family.

Bannister used to tell a story Of his
having been introduced, with Mrs.
Bannister, to an elderly lady Of ex-
ceedingly thigh notions" After the
presentation had taken place, the
lady asked wit of the day who was
present:
"Who are the Bannisters9 Are they
of good family9"
"Yes," said the wit, ''they are
closely allied to the Stairs"
"Oh, said Lady Lucretia, "a very
ancient family from Ayrshire, dates
back to 1640. I am delighted to SEQ
your friends. london Tit-Bits.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
A Bit Of Fine Writing.

About 40 years ago a specimen of
microscopic penmanship was exhib-
tied in America. It consisted of the
following inscription written upon
glass in circle much smaller than
the head of an ordinary pin-1-625
part Of an inch in diameter-"Lo
ell aud Scuter. Watchmakers, GA Elk
change St., Portland. Written by
Fermat at Paris. 1852. Boston Com
monwealth.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
Booths Loss When Barrett Died.

Booths Loss When Barrett Died.
Mr.. Barrett's death, for which Mr..
Booth was entirely unprepared, was
a terrible shock to the survivor and
q blow from which he never fully
recovered. The gentle spirit Of
''The Man of Airlie'' seemed to haunt
in the most pleasant way his old
apartments adjoining those of Mr..
Booth at The Players, and more
than once after Mr.. Barrett had
passed away, when some heavy truck
in the street had Jared the building
and caused the strings of the auto
matte harp upon his closed door ito
play sweet music" Mr.. Booth has
turned his sad face toward it and
has said with smile, There comes
poor Lawrence now" Harper's
Weekly.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
Reforming 0 Man.

! believe that each one of us is con
nected with divinity by spark Of
light within. In some it is mere
speck Of light; in others it is a steady
fame; in others burning fire, and
the physical nature is a mere CRATE
which contains this fire. Perhaps the
man within whom the spark is very
small and feeble may conceive mad
infatuation for some woman who be-
ieves she can reform him through
this love. But if he is merely infatu-
ated with woman in whom the di-
vine principle is feeble his reforma-
ton is liable to be on an unstable
foundation.
The man who has felt the divine
within the woman appealing to his
better nature, who has felt the holy
spark within his soul famed into a
larger flame by her influence, who
has felt her spiritual influence above
her physical charms, that man may
be reformed and stay reformed al
though his past may have been worse
than that of the prodigal son. And
yet I think that the spiritual nature
which enabled him to respond to this
woman's love could have saved him
by its own approaching force per-
haps. The woman was merely
mouthpiece for the divine to call to
the divinity within him and enable
it to gain the ascendency. = Ella
Wheeler Wilcox in Ladies' Home
Journal.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
Work For a takine .ye

Work For n Painstaking Jeweler.
Notvery long ago London news
paper announced thata jeweler Of
Turin had made tugboat formed of
q single pearl. The sail is of beaten
gold studded with diamonds, and the
pinnacle lightat the PROV Isl perfect
ruby. An emerald serves as its rud-
der, and the stand on which it is
mounted is a slab of whitest ivory.
The entire weight Of this marvellous
specimen of the jewelers. craft is less
than half an ounce. but the maker
values it at $1,000.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09

How a Young Doctor Diagnosed.
Young Doctor to Patient-Let me look
at your tongue. H'm-troubled with dys-
pep"
Patient-Not a bit. I can eat sole leather
Young Doctor-Let me feel your pulse.
H'm-wakefulness at night?
Patient Sleep like top.
Young Doctor-Let me see your tongue.
H'm-dizziness and pains in
Patient-No.
Young Doctor-Let me feel your pulse.
H'm-easily tired, with an indisposition to
mental exertion of any
Patient-No
Young Doctor-Let me see your tongue.
H'm-headache and stiffness of the
Patient-Haven't had headache in Is
years.
Young Doctor-Let me feel your pulse.
H'm-you are using too much tobacco.
Patient-Never touch it in any shape.
Young Doctor-Let me see your pulse
er-I mean your tongue. H'm-too much
confined to your desk. You need fresh air
and
Patient-I'm letter carrier.
Young Doctor-Let me feel your tongue
that is, should say your pulse. H'm-you
have tired feeling come over
Patient-Never.
Young Doctor-Let me see your-never
mind, your tongue Feverish at times,
with desire for water.
Patient-No, beer.
Young Doctor-Do you drink beeri
Patient-Oh, yes.
Young Doctor-To excesss
Patient-No.
Young Doctor-Tell me how many glasses
q day?
Patient more and sometimes
fewer.
Young Doctor-I thought So We mem
bers of the medical profession are seldom
deceived in our diagnosis Of a case.
Patient-Am in any danger, doctorf
Young Doctor-No immediate danger,
but it's lucky you called me in!-Yankes
Blade,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
Not Travelling Incorni

Not Travelling Inc0gnito.
Miss Smiley is going to travel un-
der an assumed name"
"You surprise mel'
eyes, she is going to be married
next week and start on her honey
moon. "-Excbange. M
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
Bearing Up Under It,

$50 you have failed in business again, /"
said Parson Guileless to Nose Shaumburc.
Eyes, for fneften cents on der tollar."
1T Is hard on you, my friend, but re-
member whom the Lord loveth he chasten.
eth"
"Ish dot soi only wish he would hurry
up and punish me again dot way. "-Texas
Siftings.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
Too Personal.

Mrs. Flockton--I wonder ID it truei Peo-
pie say that you sometimes goto sleep over
your sermons
Parson Dulleigh-People, suspect. judge
me BY themselves-Boston Transcript.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
A Leading QuestiouG

Miss Pinkerly-Isn'ti 1t pity that all tt :,
good looking people can't be} bright, and
all the bright people good looking!
Young Tutter-Yes, indeed it is. Miss
Pinkerly. But tell me, If you had your
choice. which would you be!i-Life.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
SO CALLED UNLUCKY DAYS.
Many DAYS In the Year Are Said to Blight
tie Lives of Needless Lovers.


Many DAYS In the Year Are Said to Blight
tie Lives of Needless Lovers.
There are certain dates upon the
calendar which cannot be fixed upon
for 1.-The happy day." because hoary
tradition has decided otherwise. If
the subtle fever of matrimony is
working in your brain. consult the
following list of unlucky days and be
governed accordingly: Jan. /, 2, 4, 5,
7, 10, Is; Feb. 6, z, IS; March 1, 6, s;
April 6, IL; May 5, 6, Z; June Z, Is;
July S, 10; Aug. Is, 10; Sept. 6, z;
Oct. 6; Nov. Is, 16, and Dec. IS, 16, II.
These particular days are warranted
to blight the lives of the truest lovers
ever seen.
But they are not the only snares
which threaten the matrimonially in
clined. Read this little verse:
Monday for wealth,
Tuesday for health,
Wednesday the best day of all;
Thursday for crosses,
Friday for losses,
Saturday no luck at all!
Lyman has deep seated grudge
against the latter part of the week.
No good and sufficient reasons can be
advanced for this partiality, but as
marriage is not often an affair of the
reason it would be well perhaps to
respect the caprices of it's particular
deity.
Having learned the particular days
to be avoided. the feverish lover may
think that he can breathe freely.
Not yet! The plot still thickens. He
has yet to learn that the old Romans
started the idea that June was at the
top notch as propitious month for
matrimony, and that May was cor
respondingly below par. This COM
plicates matters even more, but the
tangle is still further aggravated by
the moon, that potent factor in all
human affairs.
If the individual who is credited
with inhabiting the land of green
cheese were woman, it would help
out the theory that wedding should
be celebrated only when the moon is
full. That would crafty woman's
proverbial desire to have a good view
of such affairs. At any rate such is
the superstition that nothing short
of the full light of the sanguine
moon can dispel the clouds which
seem to hang over the voyage of
welded life.
Probably by this time the lover
who would a-wooing go is in the
depths of dependency, but the end
is not yet. Here is another warning
which cuts the matrimonial season
down to still narrower limits:
Marry in Lent,
And you'll live to repent.
wonder that unhappy marriages
are so common and the divorce law
yers SO sleek and well fed. There
seems to be no forgetmenot crop of
lays that grow for happy lovers"
Buff the lovers are really determined
TO wed they can probably, out of all
these unlucky conditions, sift some
lay to which no penalty attaches, and
having settled that point turn their
attention to other utterances of Sibyl-
line tradition.-New York Sun.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
Made . Baby OF Her.

He-Charlie told her he would try and
make her happy. He said he would give
her kiss for every tear she shed.
She-And is she happyi
He-Apparently not. She Is weeping
continually.-NewY York Herald.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09

have your money back. No other medi.
cine Of its kind Is SO certain and effective
that it can be sold so. Is any Other
likely to be "just as good?
AS a blood-cleanscr. flesh-builder. and
strength restorer, nothing can equal ths
discovery" It's not like the sarsapa.
rillas, or ordinary "spring medicineas
At all seasons, and in all cases, it pun
fics, invigorates, and builds up the whols
system. For every blood-taint and
disorder, from common blotch or erup.
ton, to the worst scrofula, It is perfect
permanent guaranteed remedy.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
Hard on q Boy,

Little Boy-I guess papa must "a been
born growed up.
Uncle John-Why soi
Little Boy-He's always wantin me to
do something sensible-Good Newx
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09

Miss Youngbred-George says he pro-
posed to some one the other night.
Miss Oldboy-Well, wasn't the one.
Miss Youngbred- thought not. He said
he got jilted.-Truth.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09

No Doubt of It.
Quericus-I wonder who originated the
word ''henpecked."
Witticus-Can't say. The first rooster
should imagine.-Vogue.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09

n WIB0 frOV1oIO0s
MI. Baldie-1 have discovered that bald
ness Il wise provision of nature.
Phtlosopher-That's discovery surely.
Yea You have noticed doubtless that
/ lam bald as billiard ball as far down a.
the rim Of my hat, but below that the hair
grows a. luxuriantly as ever"
yes, that Is usually the case"
Exactly. Well. now comes my discov-
cry. Barber shops are often drafty, you
know"
Every frequently"
TOO true. Sure to give folks influenza,
pneumonia and don't know what ALL"
Drafts are always dangerous"
That's it. Well baldheaded man can
have his hair cut without removing his
hat. New York Weekly.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
Forgot Himself.

Forgot Himself
Shelby husband is brutel
Friend-All men are brutes, my
dear.
She-Mine is simply abominable!
l asked him if he did not think you
were as pretty as l, and he said,
'Yes. New York Weekly.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09

IT BE FOOLED
by the dealer who
brings out some
thing else, that
pays him better
and says that Il Is
".sjust as good
Doctor Pierce,
Golden Medical
Discovery is groy.
anteed. If it don't
benefit or cure, ii
every case ~,
Arizona republican., 1893-09-30
JUMPING elRAFFEs.
They Were Pazzled and frightened mt the
Discharge OF Firearms.

They Were Paxzled and Frightened mt the
Dsecharge OF Firearms.
1t used TO be an amusement, and
also duty, to me to try and show the
animals to native gentlemen when
they came from their country seats to
visit Calcutta, aud invariably invited
them to come with me to see the ZOO,
says writer in Longman's Magazine.
think that the giratfes puzzled them
most. One fine old Hindoo nobleman,
with whom l have many a time been
ont tiger shooting on his own proper
ty, suggested that the giraffe was a
new sort of tiger, but he was comfort
ed and convinced when he saw them
eat the branch of tree from my
hand. / wish that he could have been
present to witness q performance by
this pair of giraffes, which did not
see myself, though fortunately Lord
William Beresford saw it and told me
Of it.
On the morning Of the queens birth
day Beresford was riding past the
giraffe Enclosure when fen de joie
was fired by the soldiers of native
infantry regiment, whose quarters are
not far from the zoo,
At the first round of the firing the
CRATES were startled When the sec
ond round came they took to their heels
and jumped clean over the fence of up
right gurran or waffle sticks, about
ten feet high. that surrounded their
Enclosure.
When the third round came the gil
raffes were so puzzled that they turned
round and popped over the fence again
and sought refuge in the house in
which they were lodged at night. Itisa
great pity that a sportsman and rider
like Lord William Beresford, who saw
this strange sight, had not a iSit,rlrlt on
one of the girafes. #5D.
Arizona republican., 1893-09-30
BOMB THROWING IN SPAIN.
An Attempt to Murder Gen.
eraI Campos.
The Generals Horse Kllled-Cap-
ture Of the Bomb Thrower and
an Accomplish.

BARCELONA, Sept. 29.--[Associated
Press. while General Campos was
reviewing the troops yesterday Wild
looking man threw two bombs at him.
One fell among the staff officers and
the other fell underneath the horse on
which the general was astride, shatter-
ing the animals legs and tearing open
its stomach. The general fell, partly
stunned. lie staggered TO his feet, and
mounting the horse of an aide-de-camp
ordered the review 10 proceed, He
could not remain long on horseback, for
a wound he had received forced him to
take carriage, from which he contin-
ued to review the troops, the crowds
cheering until they were hoarse.
The name OF the bomb thrower was
ascertained to be Pallan. He is known
as notorious anarchist, and when
questioned concerning the crime he de-
fiantly admitted that he attempted to
kill General Campos and staff. He will
be promptly tried by court-martlal and
may be shot within "a hours. At the
bomb throwes's residence mass Of an
anarchistic literature was found and
letters also fell into the hands OF the
police which led to the arrest Of two
more anarchists who are said TO be &C.
completes.
The bombs used were large iron
spheres charged with dynamite, and the
explosion was so powerful that 1t broke
the windows in a house long way
from the reviewing point, and caused a
stampede in which many persons were
injured.
Arizona republican., 1893-09-30

Miss PHOEBE j. WooDAIAN, a niece of
the poet Whittier, and the original of
his RED Riding Hood" is engaged to
be married to Mr.. Caliga, a Boston
artist.
MISS EMILY LOUISE GERRY, living at
New Haven, Cann., is daughter OF
Elbridge Gerry, a signer Of the Declar-
alton of Independence. Miss Gerry, 1t
is claimed, is the last living child OF a
signer of that famous document.
Arizona republican., 1893-09-30
Notice for Publication.
ORDINANCE NO. ISL.
tCmrmuted Homestead No. 1901
.. s LAND OFFICE At TUCSON. ARIz.,
Aarf DQth tga1 4

The Common Council OF the city OF Phoenix do
ordain as follows:
SECTION l.
That for the completion OF the electric rail-
way under the franchise granted j. @. Dunbar,
his successors and assigns, by ordinance i49 Of
the City OF Phoenix, be and the same Is hereby
exb,ndsd for period OF six 90 days from and
after the twenty fifth Gay OF September, A. D..
1893
SECTION II.
This ordinance shall take effect and be in
force from and after its passage and publication
according TO law.
Passed by the common council Of the city of
Phoenix, this 9th day OF Sep
IsEALl TENDER, A. d. 1898
Approved this 9th day OF September. A. d.
1898.
P. J. COLE,
Mayor.
Attest: I'd SCHWARTZ,
City Recorder.
First publication, Sept. %, 1898.
Arizona republican., 1893-09-30

We will give you good prices for old
school books. PRATT Bios.