The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-03-15
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- The term hand, used in measure
horses, means four inches.
Don't grieve over split milk as !
SIS you can drive up the COWS.
- The man with plenty of fat mort
ges lives on the lien of the land.
"A wart can be removed by touch
it several times day with castor oil.
"A French statistician says that 209
years from now the average man will
Is inches high.
= For selling his vote resident Of
Wolfe County, Kentucky, was sentencsdAs
to Acknowledgement for life.
"A. resident of Union City, Mich.,
although married 40 years, boasts that hsa
has never kissed his wife. Is
j. w. Felkner, of Palatka, Fla.,
the owner of an English coin which, %
claims, bears the date of the year 1124 &
= There is nothing superior to sslya-f
ton Oil for the relief and of woui
of all kinds. It's effect is marvelona =
25 cts.
A little Harlem boy was asked last }
Monday what the Sunday School textS
was. He answered, "Many are cold, butt
few are frozen"
-He--Is your husband good mani
she-well, ifhs were as good as he thinks
he is heaven wouldn't be, good encpgt
for him.
- The consumption Of, eggs and ponl-l
try by the people of the Uuited States is
ffty-six million dollars worth pere
annum, which is greater in amount than
the wheat or cotton crop.
= "That's pretty big buckwbeat cake
for boy of your aize," says papa az
breakfast to Jimmieboy.. at looks bigss
said Jimmieboy, "but really itisn't.''
It's got lots of porouses in it."
= Secretary Herbert's short arm can
sympathize with Secretary Gresham,s.
short leg. It was Federal bulle. in the
Wilderness that shortened the former and
Confederate bullet near Atlanta thst.
shortened the latter. g
-"I took the pledge against the
swearing habitlast New Years day" aIns
deed And how do you get along
every we'll, but the crucial test Is ap-
preaching" "Howa" II an going to
take a porous plaster off my back to-
night"
= For all arrangements of the throat
and lungs, Ayers Cherry Pectoral is the
speediest and most reliable remedy.
Even in the advanced stages Of Consump-
ton, this wonderful preparation affords
great relief, checks coughing, and ipdu-3
ces sleep.
"A valuable contribution to the relics
for the Confederate museum, to be estab-e
lished in the house occupied by Jefferson
Davis while he was President of The
Confederacy, vas received several days
ago. 1t is bound album containing
over 80 specimens of notes issued by the
Confederate States.
- Lizard skin has become very pop
ular material for cardcases, purses and
such things, and large business has5
sprung up in the raw material. Over
100000 of the skins were imported from
the State of Tabasco, Mexico, last year,
and it is estimated that fully 100000
lizards were killed there. Many of the
skins went to Europe.
= All the elements which nature re-
quires, to make the hair beautiful and
abundant. are supplied in Ayers Eair
Vigor. This preparation keeps the scalp
free from dandruff, prevents the hair
from becoming dry and harsh, and makes
it flexible and glossy.
= Teacher: Johnnie, do you think If
yen had cut down your fathers cherry
tree you would have told the truth about
it? Johnnie (slowly): No., don't be-
lieve I would. Teacher: Whatl You
would not tell falsehoods johnnie
(apologetically): Well, ma'am, yer see,
don't believe Washington's father was
Just the SAN sort Of feller as mine.
- Clergyman-Lsziness is the begin-:
ming of all trouble, and it Is your duty,
my good woman, to accustom your chill.
dren to hard work from an early age.
Parishioner-You are quite right, sir,
and so far as my little Johnny is con.
carned, no one can say that he is lazy,
for he's kept busy all day fetching besrs
for his father.
-"I have conundrum for you," said
one Brooklynite to another. "Propound
it." "Why are unmarried women always
first at church 2" "Giye It up" "Be-
cause they want to be there when the
hims are given out" "Now l have one
for you." "Well ?" "Why do hers lay
their eggs in the daytime 2" II don't.
know. Why ?" Because at night they
are roosters."
- Music offers to women with excep-
tional voice or ear 6re prospect for in.
dependence. The lady who is said to be
the best choir singer in this country was
Miss Clementine de We're, now Mrs.
sapio. In the West Presbyterian church
of New York city che receives $4,000 a
year for eight months service. She has
been allowed besides five weeks for an
annual concert tour. In every city of
any size at all women with sweet, well
trained voices can get good paying en-
ployment in choir singing.
= On q recent Sunday, DR.. John Hall,
of the Fifth Avenue Presbyterian church,
New York. ssked his people for their
annual contribution to tie mission work
of their church in that city, and although.
the day was stormy and less number
than usual was present, Sl0,5GG was