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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1893-10-24
Snoiana.

Sill Snoiandpolis ipuroe
Dor eiui0en WtonNten Elm Weni6 pe9cn
MlBbanolunQ ieiuer Wtlltter perAaftet
luno BON ibr beSi9tigt, Dor einl9en MO=
nuten einen 6cnOien ermOroet Su
Haben. 9ie alte 6ruu 500 Oieie Be-
jGuloiguug iOiOrt Suriid, 9lei6mObl
Gber Wuroe ibr SObn 6rant WtOore
i'm County, efdngniB Suriid9ebalten
nuO mOoli6erpeiie miro oies jegt Die
9luitldrung zines WOrOgebeimnihes sur
Splge bUben. &or etwN a6t Mrnaten
pllrDe elm junger Mann gtumens
Ypun9 am 6uBe elmer Sreppe an Der
GeOr0iaItraBe toot aut9efunoen uno
es erGelte FLAIR, oaB er Die Sreppe bin=
abgeworfen woroen mar. 3pel 6ruu=
Ell, pel6e in oemielben Saule mObnten,
batter in ben 3immern am SneIten
Slur einen WDrtme6Iel gebOrt uno lie
belhulDi9ten einen Nnltrei6er Namens
Seibert oe5 MtoroCs, dber er pernlo6te
fein Nlibi 10 llberSeugeno nahSurpeilen,
DAB er Dbne gSeitcrea frei9elalen mur0e
un0 es unoercrlelts tlar mar, 0aB Die
beioen Sruuen ben mirtli6en WtOroer
ihilBen mollten. 9tu6 Der Nni6uloi=
gung Der WtllttCr UNI oeren Wioerrllf
ipuroe WtOpre ais Der permutbIl6e
Nt0roer IeltgebGlten uno er %pertpelgert
iegli6e 2lIstunit iiber ieinen Serbleib
3ur ,3eit oes Mtoroes. Gs lit ieBt cine
genuue llnteriuhung oes Vorganges
eingeleitet WOroen.
- Die Mitglieoer Der YresbDteria=
ner=Mir9e in GrOwn POint limb
in lllBerit a~uifdui9er g8eiie am SOnn=
tag, ben IL. Oft, nu6 Der Preoigt
Don Ibrem SealiOr9er &ep. 6. y. u.
GudcD in Sti1e 8"aiGYen wOroeu. Gr
bate lett l&nger 0ls bier Sabren ieln
eeiltll6es Qlmt IN Der 8emeinoe 0er=
ieben uno ii6 als Elm Mann pDn ur=
SpeiielbUfter SeTGbi9ung uno tbeOlo9l=
iher @elebriumteit beiuQbrt. 9to6 Der
FreOi0t bemertte er, oaB er nod einige
Semertlm9en 81 MAIDEN babe, lno
Dbne Die gerinQlte @noeutung leines
8orbabens geua6t 5u buben, ertldrte
er 9GnSllh mnerm0rtet; SD ertlQre
hermit meiuen Hiidtritt pDm Imte, "
er9riii ieiHen Sut uno elite aus Der
STRIDE. Seine GrNu, Wel6e cine SQn=
germ in Dem &irben6Ore mar, iOlgte
ibm ebeniO eili0. "a Der Se9en nod
niht 9elprOhen mar. Oerblieb Die De-
meinoe Nuf ibren SiBen, biz lid cin
Ntitglieo erbOb un0 lie gum NuseinGn=
bergeGen NuffOroerte. 9as riltii6ts-
lDie Gerfabren Oes 6eiitli9en iii bisber
NOD uHauigetllrt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1893-10-24
SwWei3,

= Vie Sbitausiubr Der Siti6meia,
bic TAFT ausidlieBlih Seuti6lano gum
NbiaBgebiet bat, oiirfte nod rei4lider
ausfallen ais I'M leBten Sabr. 100 tie
bereits elmer 8eiummtiummme BON fat
iiini WilliOnen Sranten entiprab.
Steiniriidte lino 10 bilis, oaB lie I'M
Setailbanoel ni6t mebr- 9esdblt, ions
bern nur nod geWpsen uno 9emeiien
werOen. YiirIi6e maren 10 iiberrei6,
oaB lie i'm @einlauo. no tie Smii6en
ben &ebitOden gesogen weroen, billiger
wuroen ais Die SartOneln. 3weti6en
waren i'm GliaB 100 Stitt fir 10
pIennl9e 81 betommen. Sagegeu 1T
Der GiidItano Der Gueueu uub Der
@anermanssl bic unp oa in Der Sit.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1893-10-24

Seioe SIdtter bieten neben elmer
beioneers i~or9fdItis aussearbeite.
ten politiihen Suuoidau, oie cine
furS9efa6te quite ueberiift Iber Ole
PauptereiSniiie i'm I'M uno Qus'
lanoe bietet, cine settsemdee Gr6r.
teruns Der reliei0ieu Gasesfrasen,
welbe Ole oeutif,en KatboIifen ins.
beionSere intereiiiren, fowie cine
iorsfdltise 2luswaRI Der Ileuisfei.
ten aus oen ~einseluen Defenders
weitlid,en) Staaten Ger Union.
Sefou6ers dber miomeu
10 ir nerenG rSdbluneen
eine eenaue Sorefalt uno
MIR 10 Inben oie Qufmerf.
iamfeit alIer Sefer
in befonoerer Detfe aut
oteielben gu lsnfsn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1893-10-24
S1OsNafota.

Sie Sinrihtuns Don q. st.
SbOmpipn, pel6e in Se Smet,
&~inasburp Gouutu, am Samitag. ben
IA. Git, ltattfuno, 1T Die erite, luelhe
Siio=S atpta bis oabin 9eieben bat.
9as Yerbre6er, pel6es SbOmplOn
am 8al9en biiBen mus, Duroe am A.
Suli 1899 in Der tleineu Staot Dir
lington begaugen. 9as Spfer oea
brutalen MOroes mar Srau Glectr
bSrigtOn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1893-10-24
Su6Icn's 9lruica Salbe.

Die bette Gable in Der Welt fir
S9nittpunoen, Sauti6Irfunsen, 8uns
ben, @ei6pire, SaIShuB, 6ieberpun.
ben, S4Ori, seiprunsene 9duoe, 6roits
beulen, &~rabenausen, uno aIe Sautents
sinounsen uno lit cine ii6ere Seiluns
fir Sdmorbotoeu. Sc piro sarantirt,
bab oas Wtttsl p%outommene @euus.
tbuung sibt ; penn ni3t, wirb bas @eIo
suriiteritattet. Yreis % Gents per
SdadteI. - gu uertaufen bel {. %.
Guete, Ipotbefer.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1893-10-24
lie urqueue Der Strait.

@snn mir ~beoenien. oaB Der Dsaseu oas sroBs eaboras
iOrium lit. in w,ldsm bic senoNene Habruns in Hdbrs
itOfi psrpauosIt piro. SaS sr BEN aorpsr arait usrIsIbt.
na6Oem bic RabruHs in os Slut iiberssSanssn III. SaB
Der Dtussu nit eiusm Sort bic uraueus Der Kraft III.
0 pilitu mir aud, baB er weientlid TT, bteie Rraits
queIe In sutem SultdHoe gu nbulteu, relp. tbu Uieoer
oareiH Su ~uerlePen, penn CT auBer OroHuug geraiben
III. Dies wlro ain oelIsu uuo prompteitsH beptrtt ourb
Soiietter's Waseubiiiers. oas Die BeroduuHg reguiirI.
Die Beroauunssoroaue ltdrtt uuo bic SuHttioHeu ber
Seber nHo Gingeusibe tprosrt. Die Rube upo RloeTs
liaHostrait bes Reruenipltems baHseu sum groBeu
Ibsii uou grlnoliber gereauuna ab. Ole dr,tiibe
lSiitnibdit rsnnt TEN mirruHsspoleres AsrpsHberus
bisuuasmitiel ais oas 9ittsrs. 5srner wirO es pom
NsrBteu empiobiNI ge9eu 6ieber uuo @rtdltungeu,
Jtbsunatismus, 3itrsus uno Biatuleioen, galtrtlbeS
SopIpeb. ionic sesen Diaussl an Appttit uuo S4lai.
Vsaa nsbms sEsiWaI Ias!I4 Elm 1siaS!as psW.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1893-10-24
Seiterreid,= unsaru.

Ter 9eiu6teite ainoerarSt in
burg, 9r, Both. tebrte ueu-
lib uDn oem'Seiu6 bel etnem an Sipb=
t6eritis %ertrantten &inoe beim. unp ebe
er nod 3cit geiunoen bate, iib umSu=
tleioen uno 81 oesiniiSiren, liei inn
isin SDBnhen entae9en uHo tiiBte i'm
trOB aler 9lbwebr, 3luei Gage ipdter
ertruntte oas &ino an Der mOroeriiden
Serl6e, Die es audi binwegraite, Ser
unglildllde Tater Derlor oQrilber Den
WeritunO, ~periiel in SObiubt uuh ltarb
unter Den iOrtUlbreuoen Guien: sd
babe mein &inO gstOotet,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1893-10-24
Quslan ..
Seutiblanp.
y

= Sei Dem Standardization in
TalleD, bonn l6. aIf ben II. Sep
TENDER wuroe Der Sobn oes Caller
bauern III Nallep, melder llh, ange=
lOft bon Dem Sdrm, ais 3uihauer 81
nabe bir9ewa9t ourb eincn StreifihuB
BON elmer &ugel am &nie perleBt.
Wtebrfa1e Su9elipuren an Der Gapelle
III SalleD uno an einem Mobnbdu'e
beWeilen, ouB Die SabCrer 'barf 9e=
i6oien uno ielbit Dor 9ln9riffen ali
oas yeben niht suriitI heuten. Mua
Den am SAatOrte pOr9efunoenen, pOrl
Der S6ieBerei bcrrilbrcnoen Sablreiher
Haplcrpfropfen, DIE aus 3eitun9sreben
Ilblin9er uno Gpienbeimer Sldtter
beltanoen, oilrite su e%ntnebmen iein,
ouB llf Die Sbeilnebmer bauptiGblidJ
aus Dem &OIenbelmer SeSlrt retru=
tlrten.
- Sin nahahmen5werthe5 geiipiel
III Der 6llr1Or9e filr Die NrbClter ba1
Die SirettiOn Der Maihinenbau=9lttien
geiclli6ait (6ramer=&letti6es Gtublil.
iement) in u iirnberg Se9eben. Gs
miro audi jeBt Die |. 5. pom Gei6s=
ratb Treiberrn Sr. b. Grumer 3leti
gCgrilnoete 6abritidule f%prterbulten,
in melher ben Die Goltsi6uleu beill=
6enoen SObnen Der Nrbelter 8elegen=
belt sur &Orbereituns fir ben Gintriti
in cine bObere S6ule 9eseben miro.
SIN perflOlenen S6uljabr muroe Oieit
6obriti1ule ppn 81 S6illeru beiubt
uno 40 ebemalige Gdbritlhiiler beiub=
ten i'm leBten S6uliabre bObere Sebr=
0ultolten. Sieie idmmtli6en Sbiiler
wuroen BON Der 6abritoirettion nit
Stipenoien beouht. IS beitebt aber
audi ieBt ieit eini9en Sabren cine BON
Der SabritOirettipn erridtete eigene
Sebrlings= 6Ortbilouu9si6ule, I'm Den
Sebrlingen oes Gtablillements @usbil=
oung ;u perihaffen uno Inn e;nen tiib=
ti9en Nrbeiterltamm beranSusieben. Sn
oieier Sebrlin9s Sprtbilounesi6ule
miro in II @pdenituuoen llnterri6i
in Der oeuti6en Spru6e, i'm serperb=
liden &ednen, Sertigen bon @eihGfts=
aufldBen, 3elhnen uno WOoeliren
ertbellt.
Wurttenberg.
-Stuttgart. SOl9enoes S6erS=
mort oes oeutI6en Gailers erSdblt man
li1 bier: Nls Der Sntenoant oes !Spfr
tbeaters, Baron 81 YutliB, am Sage
Der GalapOr telung Tam 10. Septem=
ber) Dem Gaiier nit Dem Nusoruf oes
Seouuerns Wittbeilun9 oapon mabte,
oaB Die Sper ySulitaff" we9en Grtran=
tung oes Serrn prOll ni0t gegeben
werDen tonne, babe ibm Der &aiier uuI
Die S6ulter eetlopft uno ld6elno be-
merit: SEA, tr6lten mir uns, oa iinr
mir pieoer NAL .QeprOQt" pOrosn."
= 8runogilti9er Simmell Sas lit ia,
I'M nit Dem &Opi gegenO einen yPrOu=
ltein" 81 fabren!
- Ger 9rOBe Srano. pel9er am II.
September in Na9Olo, ausbrad,
wuroe permuthli6 9elegt. Ser ate
biitoriibe &ir6tburm iii in iurdtbur
i6Dner Seleu6tung ppllltGnoig iammt
ben 0loden ausgebrannt. y Saupt=
~Qebduoe lie9en in 9lIde, mOour6 unge=
fdbr 80 6amilien Oboadlos gepOroen
liuD. Ser GebGuoeihaoeu betrGei
$50, 900 bis 100000 Wturt. Der per-
literte observation-disclosures 265, 600 Wtart.
Sas uele Glettricitatswert wurOe l6pel
seibdoi9t.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1893-10-24

Dem Iiebe uerlbte 8erlui1 mag &pe=
ni9beim aus Dem S6laie gepeft por=
Den uno oemnahlt Dem Gerdulhe nahs
ge9an9en lein, babel aber Den COB 9ez
fllnOen baben. Ter Gaubmoro tam
nun pon elmer nit ben WDbnungs=
pe%rbdltni'len in Dem Saule pollg per=
trauten Yerlonen periIbt poroeH Ielu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1893-10-24
Der
Ratbolifber Weaet

1T eiu i~pe,ieueS Organ beElmmt fir aue
beutlfen tatbOlii6en SamiIieu bes sanseu
gSeltens Der Sereiuisteu Staaten. Der
gelertreis lit ein iebr beoeutenper, wel6er rid
ta9li6 persroBert. Oils au;sisebIatt 1T Der
,,Satbolii9er 8eien" DON isbr srobsm
8ertbe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1893-10-24

IhmeiS nod iebr iiblbar. 3u 2%auianne
muBte bic Sellbabn uno Die elettril6e
Seleuhtuns Den Sienlt einiteuen; oa=
fiir wuroe Elm Si6erbeitsoienlt einge=
iibrt fir einen mD9liden Sranofau.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1893-10-24
ynxfmbnr9er Gazette

ut oas ipe3teue Organ Der auremburser ber
9alIjen Sereilli9ten Staatcn unp beiist eiueu
betradtIiden 2eierfreis unb bietet ein beiou,
Sers sutes In;eisemitteI, ba es cine befimmte,
pon feinen ionitiseu gIatte erreidten 9eier,
treiS bat, bel weldem es fir iebe anseisenSs
0lrma uOn Husen lit, pertrsteu ~ isiu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1893-10-24
p r Il / g

Su isbem Der beibeu SLATER roerSsn b.Ions
bere 9rdmien sesebeu.
Meue Qbpuueuteu ir9euo zines ber
gldtter, wel6e i'm SorauS be;abIeu,
erbalten elm prodtsebetbud NIT ben Gertsu:
y Soft 1T bic 9iebe, unb
q Die Na6iolse Gbriiti.
@Ite I'll pelde ein Sabr
ibr Announcement i'm Ioraus be;abIen,
erbalteu sur
~5usrmhurper Gazette
cine ipe5ifii6 lurembursii9e
Yrdmie, Bud ober Bib, iber eim larem,
bursiides Gbsma.
Gum
Rntbnltrd1rr a11rfr.r
ben Resensbur9er WarteHtalen
Der, wel6er ais Samilienfalenoer bsate
nod tmmer unbetritteu baisbt.
Surembureer! abonnirt auf Die
,,SuremburSer 6asette".
Deutihe KathoIifenl Ieiet oen
uKatholiider Defen".
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1893-10-24
~Jusrmhurpfr Gazette
Rnttnlfrd1rr at1rTtrrr
Surembureer! abonnirt auf Die
,SuremburSer 6asette".

Deutihe KatboIifenl Ieiet Den
uKatholiider Deften".
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-18
A Chancs 10 Make s5oo-or Better.

slim chance, you fancy. Well read ard
judge Tor yourself. You have catarrh. $500 is
offered for an incurable case of catarrh. in the
head, blythe proprietors of DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy.
symptoms of Catarrh-Headache, obstruction
of the nose, discharges falling into the throat
sometimes profuse, watery and acrid, at others
THICK, tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody,
putrid and offensive; eyes weak, ringing in the
ears, deafness; offensive breath; smell and taste
impaired, and general debility. Only few of
these symptoms are likely to be present at once.
DR.. Sago's Remedy cures the worst cases. Only
so cents. Sold by druggists everywhere. $500 or
cure. Either would be acceptable.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-18

among de three mlliyon cuuu men In us
kentry. De day will come when well
know Jist as much 'boutde moon as we do
bout New Jersey, an we'll owe it all to a
black man. [Such thunders of applause
that Brother Gardner had to step down and
mop the floor with Giveadam Jones to
check it and save the only piece of plaster
left on the ceiling.
My frens, !" continued the orator when
his voice could again be heard, my adj
dress contains 81 predickshuns, an here
give yo' only five. | do not wish to oc-
cupy yo'r valuable time. AFTER dis meet
In has busted up yo' will find me in de
anteroom. My book, containin de full GA
predickshuns, along wild rules to tell
nevis aige and 10 remedies fur carbuncles
and chilblains, will be on sale at 80 cents
a copy. Also sample of my plantashun
two handled hoe, which kin be ordered at
six bits apiece When yo' git tired of usin
one handle, yo kin turn to de odder. Re-
turnin my heartfelt thanks fur yo'r kind
recepshun, bid yo' good night
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-18
A "SOrter" NIarria &c.

Owing to an accident to the north bound
train we had to sdetrack for two hours at
a little Alabama hamlet. In one of the
coaches was woman with seven children.
the oldest being about 10 and the Youngest
not over year old. Aman who had been
sleeping on the depot platform finally woke
up, and after looking at the widow through
the open window for 10 or - minutes he
stood up and inquired:
"Gwine down the kentry, ma amp
"Naas .ywine down to Saundersville."
"Io'r ole man went down ahead, | reck-
on"
He couldn't, kase he dun died a var
ago"
'Oh, see! Sorter wilder, ehg'
- aas. sorter,' she sighed after spanking
the baby.
A right smart of flock yo' hev thar
''Yaas."
'Sorter moarnin fur their father, some Of
'em, reckon"
''Yaas, moarnin mo- nor less, pore
things
AN il : powerful lonesome fur yo', Itake
it,"
"Yaas, sorter powerful, but I've got to
bar up under it, she feelingly replied
"Widder, could yo' come out yere fur a
bitf" asked the man as he shifted around
uneasily.
Il reckon / might, if it will obleege. :"
Three of us took charge of the children
while she Went out and walked up and
down with the man. In 10 minutes he
started off, and she returned to the car to
say:
Il thank yo' all fur yo'r kindness to
wilder which won't be wilder much
longer. Him's gone fur preacher"
Him" returned with the preacher in the
course of 20 minutes, and everybody left
the train to witness the marriage ceremony
which took place in the freighthouse The
entire flock of eight children set up howl
ing as their mother stood up to be Joined, ~
and she delayed the ceremony five minutes
to distribute supply of shakes and cuffs
among them. After so or 40 of us Lad
kissed the bride and Clipped in $50 in cash
as present queried of the happy groom:
Case of love at first sight, SUPPOSE"
''Sorter love and sorter children" he re-
piled.
Have you any?"
"Hev |? Thar they be over thar, and if
yo' all don't mind yo' Kin stand the hull
lot in a row and see how fur they will
reach
We got both flocks in line all excepting
he baby -aud there were - Of them
They were standing there as TIE conductor
cried All aboard! NJ. QUAD.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-18

an mud. No Guild man has wasted two
cents WORT of time on de problem, but
some evenin arter supper, when de chilpen
hev gone to bed an de ole woman am
finishin up the ironin in de kitchen, some
man Of our race will git out de wings
springs cogwheels an odder truck, put
'em together shipshape and take leetle
journey of 80 miles an back befo' de ole
woman has got down to de last towel He'll
go to bed wishin he was able to hev Goldfish
fur breakfast, an he'll wake up able to hev
fried oysters cherry meal doorin de rest of
his life. More laundering applause and
plaster.
IF we had a bridge across de Atlantic
ocean 20 London or Liberpool, we could
hitch de ole mewl to de cart, load de fam
ly in an drive ODER dar an see how de folks
was comm on an if de price Of taters was
up or down. De white man can't build dat
bridge He's figgered an planned an lost
a heap o. sleep ober it, but it's no go. l
predicllt dat widin the next hundred Vars
some Guild man will grasp de situashun
just as easy as frowin plank across a
mud puddle, and de nashuns of de world
will pat him on de back and speak of him
as a second Columbus [Cheers and whoops
which brought five policemen into the al
ley.l
Il predickt dat de fust man to reach de
norf pole will be of our color Up to de
present time none of us hev cared copper
bout norf poles or east poles or any odder
sort OF poles. Yves bin layin back to gin
de white man a show. He can't fetch it.
1t may not be ober a var hence when a
black man will stand on de top of dat norf
pole an wave de starry banner in de balmy
breeze an cry 'Yurekyr which means, PIE
cotched it, Cheers which sagged the
stovepipe SIX inches and put out the lamps
'De white man has bin troubled bout
de moon fur de last fo' hundred Vars. He
hain't any better off today dan when he
begun squintin and fggerin. Oar may be
naslun of people up dar, wild persim-
mons CROWN on cherry tree an watermill-
yons astin de var round, or it may be nuf-
fin but sort of annex fur de overplus of
angels to fly around in. We's bin waitin
fur de white man to gin us p'inter, but
he has frowed up his hands an quit de
job Who kin solve dat mystery? He may
be rigbt in dis room. - If not, he's sartinly
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-18

place OF " ics>tu ,!,t {. ones VINO was rnr.,
seconds too late on the draw the day he laid
iof is at The postofiice. Thursday after
noon orr eminent fellow townsman. Jim
Wheeler, who is a good hand with club.
but no shooter called AT 'iHE KICKER Office
to inform us that some human hyena had
been at work out there. We Saddled our
cayuse and galloped ont TO the sacred spot
10 ma the information correct Some fiend
IN human form had uprooted five or six of
the mead boards, torn up many vines and
flowers and kicked at least 40 Dickets off
the fence. If we had not carefully prepared
and land away diagram of the inclosure, the
mixing up of the headboards would have
been little less than calamity We could not
have told the difference between the graves
OF Colorado Hank" and ella John" and
IN trying to restore them we might have
put the board belonging to the Wyoming
Terror at the head of the grave in which
sleeps the California Cyclone
There is only one critter in this locality
mean enough to turn his hand to such a
dastardly piece of business. We felt sure
Of our man even before we found the i'm
prints of his old shoes in the sand There
wasn't the slightest doubt in our mind that
the guilty wretch was that lop shouldered,
we are occasionally forced to allude to
as our esteemed contemporary" In
deed we recollected OF seeing him skulking
about as we sat talking, but supposed he
was simply aching for an introduction to
the Chicago man. We ct once returned to
town and got our guns and started for the
Office of our contemporary. We were fully
determined to kill him and ship his body
to some point at least !, 900 miles away at
our own expense. We entered his cooper
shop to find his cross eyed assistant editor
and his half starved and woebegone com
positor, but the wretch himself had fed
half an hour before, leaving word that bust
ness had called him to Tombstone. We
took gallop of three miles in that direc-
ton, but he had the cover of the brush and
SO escaped.
For the past two years THE KICKER has
vigorously advocated the admission of this
territory as a state. 1t will say no more on
that subject until this skulking coyote can
no longer claim to be a citizen. We have
argued that the wave of civilization was
breaking on our shores, but in the face of
such evidence as this we can argue no
more. When an editor has given five of
the best years of his life to the building up
of his town, and when he has cheerfullv
shed his blood to establish an institution
which every citizen may point to with
pride, that man has a right to expect pro-
lection and encouragement. At an indig-
nation meeting held in THE KICKER office
yesterday it was resolved to lynch our es-
teemed if lac ever returned, and IA new sub
scribers Were added to our large and grow
ing list. In case of his demise and the con
sequent suspension of his dishrag sheet we
shall make no advance whatever in adver-
Using rates, and the subscription price will
positively remain at present figures.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-18

He Consider de Fucher of de CulI,d No,
Says the Problem of Perpetual Motion
Will Be Discovered by the Colored No,
Great Thing Ahead.
copyright, 1898, by Charles B. Lewis.1
"hen the routine business at the last
meeting of The Limekiln club had beer
concluded, Brother Gardner announced
that Professor Moses Scott of South Caro-
lima, the inventor of the two handled nlan-
tation hoe, vas in the anteroom and wonld
deliver brief address before the club. All
the lamps were turned up a notch or two
and Waydovn Beebe and Sir Isaac WalnoIa
slipped out and brought the distinguished
VISITOR In. He was a two story man of
somewhat ancient appearance, but he Gre
ated favorable impression by his calm de-
meanor as he mounted the platform to be-
gin with:
My trens, de subjeck of my address am
entitled De Fucher of de Guild Man
Some of yo' know what de word efucher,
means, an some of yo' don't. Fur de ben
eft of de latter will explain dat it means
tomorrer, next week, next var. De past
am what has Token place an slid AWAY
from us. De fucher am de JOYS and sor
rows in store for US. hev a few predick-
shuns to make. l invented 'em myself
While hev not de faintest suspishun dat
any member of dis club would be onery
'nuff to steal any of desc predickshuns fur
his own, it may be jist as well fur me to
announce lie fact dat dis address am pat
ented from top to bottom an am dangerous
fur any outsider to fool wild.
Il predickt dat de problem of perpetual
moshun will be solved by GUILD man.
w'din de next so Vars. Cheers. De white
man has monkeyed wild it till he am clean
tired. an 1t has bin left fur us to grapple wild.
Some day, when de black man feels list
right an hlin't got nothin to worry bout,
he'll spit On his hands, frow down his ole
hat an put dem wheels together an start
de machine to runnin. Yells He won't
think he las done anything very smart, but
hull world will ri'z an hail him as de big
gest man in it. LAUNDERING applause.
during which some plaster fell from the
ceiling
Il predic de solution in de next quarter
of a century of de problem of de flyin man.
lWhoops. Vars of time an millyons of
money hev bin devoted to dis matter by de
white man, but he am jist whar he started
from-sti-l waikin around in de snow, dust
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-09-18

Eyes, sab, but my darter she dun git TO-
hundred dollars, yo' see, an she cum to
town to-
What Yo'r darter git fo' hundred dol
lars?"
Yes, sab, and she's wilder, an she dun
got fo'ty acres of land an two nevis an
wagin AM
What! Yo'r darter got all datg''
"Yes, sab, an mo- too"
IAN she's widder?"
Yes, sab. Her man dun died las var.
She fust got six hundred dollars an now
she got TO hundred mo-, an she come to
town to-
WHAT She dun got thousand dol
lar!'
Yes, sah.''
IAN how ole is she?"
bout 30. Ize sorry dat l dun pushed
agin de depo', but yo' see p
"Doan' menshun it, unclei When dat
gal o yo'rs Gums back I'd like to spoke wild
her"
Eyes, sab. lie dun sorry bout pushin
on de depo, but yo' see''-
Oats all right, uncle-all right; yo' kin
stand right up dar' an push all day When
1 first seed yo', felt it was my dooty to pre-
ambulate de calamity, but now dat come
to sagaciate de foresight observe my mis-
take. a thousand dollars, fo'ty acres of
land, two nevis, a wagin an wilder!
Here, ole man, I'll be right yere when dat
wilder Gums back, an in de meantime if
dat depo' am pushed in an kills 20 people Ize
gwine to sw'ar yo' didn't hev muffin to do
wild percolatin de catastrophe"