The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-04-19

is TO nave tne WOMEN VOt6, auQ tHoeo
who have been booming universal suf-
frsge for years are to night celebrating.
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
- There are 1000 saloons in Chicago,
with an invested capital of at least $l0,-
100000.
- Figures never lie, but there are some
awful liars among the fellows who do
the figuring.
- This country has 100000 farms
having 5S6,00O,000 acres, and valued at
$12,OO0,OOO,0oO.
- The first bank established in the
United States was incorporated at Phila.
delphia, December 81, 1881.
- In Paris it is required that every
vehicle traversing its streets at night, If.
only q wheelbarrow, shall carry lan-,
tern.
- The organs of smell in the turkey
and vulture are so delicate that they can
scent their food for a distance of 40.
miles.
= Kind Party: What are you crying
that way for, little boy3 Little boy: !:
cause it's the only way I know how to
cry.
- The total recorded immigration to
this country is 1e,o04.0e3, almost :
ss many as the whole population Of
Spain.
- Mrs. Matilda Huntingdon, of New
Orleans, is only 3S years old, though che
has just acquired her seventh husband.
She began her matrimonial career at IA.
= "This chicken" began the boarder
timidly. "That is Plymouth Rock,
SIR" said the frowning landlady. .Ahlg
Thank you, ma'am. I knew 1t was
rock of some kind"
"What disagreeable thing itmust
be to be disappointed in love-" said Miss
shattuck. eyes," replied Mr.. Heupeck,
"but it is infinitely worse to be disap.
pointed in marriage"
Dora-"Is that new waist you are
having made creation of your own"
Cora--"Yes. lam going to call it the
new navy design" Dora-"What fort"
Cora-"Because I expect it to be so well
armed"
- Increase the appetite BY the use of
Ayers Cathartic Pills. They cause the
stomach. liver, and bowels to perform
their functions properly, do not deb:li.
tate, by excessive stimulation, and are
not irritating in their action. As an
after-dinner Pill they are unequaled.
A young Australian traveller claims
to have discovered that the waltz wss the
creation of the ostriches of Africa. He
asserts that every morning at sunrise,
these amisble birds assemble in groups
and begin q regular and graceful move
ment which is none other than the
waltz.
Many rise in the morning with q
headache and no inclination for break
fast. This is due to torpidity of the liver
and a dersnged condition of the stomach.
To restore healthy action to these or
gans, nothing is SO eficacious as an occa-
SIGNAL dose Of Ayers Pills.
Ii W. Palmer, resident of Lon Z
don, has room which is papered with
10000 forged stamps. Mr.. Palmer, who
is probably the most widely known col.
lector in the world, recently said that If
the collection were genuine it would be
worth $5,0O0,Oo0. The torgeries repre-
sent every known stamp.
"Worth it's weight in gold" is a
phrase without the meaning which it
formerly conveyed. Berylium is worth
about 10 times its weight in precious
yellow metal; venadium is five times
more costly. Besides these there are q
dozen minerals and metals that are equal
in value to gold.
- Electrical conditions are such in the
mountain regions of Colorado that
human being becomes charged with elec-
tricity whenever he moves quickly across
carpeted room, and the phenomenon
observed in dry, cold weather of electric
sparks from the human hand or nose is
of constant occurrence there.
- The fastest time on record for the
delivery of American mails in England
was made two weeks ago with the mails
arriving from New York by the Teutonic.
made passage of six days four hours to
to Queenstown, and the mail was delivered
in London in exactly 6 days and %
hours from the time the ship had left
New York.
A woman without arms has been
married at Christ, Church, New Zealand.
The ring was placed upon the fourth toe
of her left foot. A similar marriage to
this was performed at St. James Church,
Berry St. Edmund's, ia 1882. The ring
was placed on one of the brides Toes, be.
tween which she grasped pen and sign.
ed the marriage register.
-"Oh shall never be relieved from
this horrible suspense7 Am I to be thus
tortured into my gravel" Tortured, my
dear, and howl "My husband-my
poor, dear husband BE disappeared
from me two years ago, two long and
weary years, and I know not whether be
be dead or alive" at is, indeed, terri
ble." "Terrible tits maddeniug And
me with three offers of marriage on
hand"
At Castle Hill, Me-, live three
brothers, who are said to be the tallest
men In the County. Their names are
Allie, Elihu ard Elidad Frank. The three
brothers laid along in line on the floor
III ....,.. OF fo.k to a ~ 4, oh T., ~ as-