Smyrna times., 1893-06-21

his name for $4,000. He said if | :
would be his wife Charlie should 90 ,
free. | married him, and the world c
never knew our disgrace. He never /
cared for any living thing but Flor q
ence, and her he idolzed. You see he a
gave his life for her" /
Short. Sharp and Snappy.
Verify, 'it is condition, not ii the
OTy," that cOnfronts the noble army of
Otiice-seekers. To be kept out of Office .
was bad enough, but to be shut out of
even the privilege of going into the ,
White House to ask for Office surely,
that is the acme of misery. Well may
they cry
Woe, woe, is me,
! cannot even Grover see.
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The Geary exclusion act seems to be
somewhat down i'll its luck Just at pres
ent, and it is not excluding anybody.
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Send the alarm from shore to shore
That mem may rise never before
The closing Of that white front-dOor,
Calls loudly for deep red gore.
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If the people will Just stay away for
a while it will bring the "organized
robbers rOost on mammoth scale. As
Springfield, ILL.,, editor characlerlzes
the Worlds Fair as at present conduct
ed, to its senses. The same tactics VIII
also faaRb M raiIrg..A
needed lesson.
II there Is anything worse to hear
thRn the average college yell il must be
the exceptional college yell.
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This seems to be the aye of people.
All the vast power of the German
Emperor failed to secure legislation to
which the the people of Germany were
opposed.
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One Dy one brainy women are taking
the place OF men as college professors,
but we'll wager our chances for an Of |
flee against last years bird nest that |
women will never attempt to play foot !
ball, under the present rules of the /
game.
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Wall street seem to be stronger than /,
the law, when it comes to smashing |.
trusts. 1t is well that it has at last /
/ placed something to its credit.
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The country may now take a long
breath. "COrncake" Murphy, who was
recently recalled from Europe, is not
to be dismissed by the Secretary of
Agriculture, out is to return to Europe
with increased facilities for spreading
the virtues of "corncake."
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The fright IF that Kansas school
teacher at the sight of ex-senator In
gals suggest use for that backnum-
ber statesman. Make a walking scare
crow out of him.
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Annexation may as we'll throw up
the sponge, now that ex-senator Ed
munds has come out against it,
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SO far as heard from the only victims
of the Wall street panic were Wall
street gamblers. The country could
not only stand, but it would actually
thrive on a score of panics with similar
results.
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The farmers who have been bled by
the cordage trust will shed no tears
over its wreck; on the contrary, they
will smile very broadly if the trust goes
entirely to pieces during the storm.
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Those who think we are further ad-
vanced than Europe are invited to
study these figures, from official sour
ces: Out of every 1000 deaths in Eur
Ope, 16 are murders out of every 1000
deaths in the United Staths, Al are
murders.
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The management of the Fair takes
high rank among the unique things
exhibited at Chicago.
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!, Up to this time John Chinaman is
several laps ahead in his race with the
D Geary exclusion act, and apparently
} certain of having "cinch" on the
D judge.
Old man Bismark is now in posi-
= tion to ring the I-tOld-you so bell.
) as
Cuban revOlutionists in the United
2 States talk very bravely, but they are
= in no danger.
:, @.@
}. The Hawaiin question seems to have
r been lost in the shuttle.
/, So
v A young woman has been arrested
!. in New York city for claiming to be an
8 angel. Angels should know enough to
i keep away from that town.
q So
!. If you don't go out of here in a mip.
|. ute I'll scald you !" exclaimed the
. wrathful woman of the house to the
persistent pedler. "That water on the
A stove won't be hot for half hour vet"
. answered the merchant $50 you had
a better let me sell you one of these pat
|. ent automatic tea-kettles that heats
|. water in less than two minutes over a
"a slow fire. Ifyou had one Of them !
should have been scalded and on my
q way to sell something to the redheaded
4 woman who Is attempting to keep
Il house next door. Indianapolis Jour
n nal.
Are Kou Insured.
At If not, now is the time to provide
is yourself and family with a bottle o.
OF Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar
rhoa Remedy as an insurance against
IN any serious results from an attack o
Sc bowel complaint during the summer