Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-12-27
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An tIlsn iroPooisl announces mat ne
mas removed corns from all the crowned
neaos Oh EUROPE e'-rniisdeiphia Record
A German student, wrestling with the
English Language, rendered q text a. fol-
lows; Ine goost - wiling, but the meat
iA Ieeeie% -Dos'on nome JOURNAL
Last week we published SIX reasons why
we are to have severe winter. and the
next oAy straw mats and umbrellas were
necessary 10 comtort.-hioHa (hsn.) Sig
nal.
Lord ForsiyuE-I can always till an
American by what he drinks. William
Ann-But be drinks anything he can get.
Lord ForgivuE-ThAt's the way / tell
Truth.
First psssenser-I wonder WHY we are
making such q long stop at this stAtIont
Second passenger Ia traveller of expert
encel-I presume Il is because no one hap
pens to be trying to catch the train.-Tid-
biss.
Have you anything TO say before we
eat your said the king Of the CGnnibal
Isles 70 Boston missionary. 81 have"
was the reply. 81 want TO talk 70 you
awhile on the advantages of Q vegetarian
diet. BaEsr.
n a
in one of the big buildings on stats street
on whose doors the sign nppears; Onee
hours 10 TO / every other Tuesday Not
only the worst hour In the dMy. hut whoIs
TO know which Tuesday syery other Tre..
day i.F-Boston JnurnEl
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Sne OF zoe tcePHons. S@yso-h0u love
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the lsast-I an g book Asent-P. * S. S.
S. Co. Bulletin.
The ofice boy wanted job In an ofioe,
s.WIm M S oS1ha ~ 'o % seii ~ H,ehoeo'
altar sskino a nnmbsr ~ nnsstgons ss ~
his qualifications, ARE you honssi,H lyon
bet am-" "You won't leF" "No, sir"
40. .p Iake snytnins NO. slr. Why,
vacation mFDstroIt Free press
When high life belou stsirs ia onrr,.d To
the point where the douaestics assume re.
hgtous doubt, what Is there left to the
masters aoo mattresses ou' ot,nooohyt
cook not low, 60 T.tIrs, q. g. srsn,.s
that the servant was a Roman Catholic.
maids arrival: Bridget, at what time do
you wish TO 60 to church this morningf"
The answer came with q lofty superiority
that would have done credit to the dIsci-
ples Of any new dispansa,ion: I'm not be
goin' to church at all, Ma'am. Feth, it's
msself that's what they calls an egnAwstic,
Boston Saturday Evening Gazette.
Prof. Tyndaii as n uountaineer.
wv. NJ. Conway in the Westminster GAEette.l
The sporting element that makes climb
irg m attractive IN ,,s vo,s,Is. snnaalsd N
iynosu Win particular hoioe' unoef lh
influence he was capable of entering upon
undertakinos that most man vould de.
.cr,bs ss rsotIss. Thr. h. MA. of,on
te"Pteu W oi'iiio Aione' nc H0oe tue as
cent of Mount Rosa In this manner.
When going with guides he would gladly
..,d. ,h. rors and ..rar,hla yndan.n.
IDENTITY, sometimes wandering away from
his companions, even over snowields, and
not Infr.ansntlv oatt,py into difficulties
which nisn' hHfe nAo oieAs'fous ou'r
come.
He began mountaineering in the early
days, when most of the great psaks were
still unclimbed, and when, In fact, the
Alps were but partially exnlored. His
hrst visit to Switzerland was msds In 1S49.
In "Glaciers of the Alps" Published in
1880. he described his early experiences,
the object of the frat part of that book
beinp. as he stated. "to give some notion
of the life of an ALPINE explorer. and of
the means by which his knovledgs ia &C.
onired - when he first asc.ndsd Nount
Blanc there still hung sbout 1t the tradi-
tions of difficulty with which old writers
had invested it Near the Calotte he ex-
perienced the effects of diminished atmos-
pheric pressure In an acute form and Ii
vas with difficulty, and at a late hour in
the afternoon that the summtt was at.
t.Ins3 Some vears later he rspestsd the
sso.nt and snan, tusntv hnnrs an the ton.
u,stin, sc;an,iac ernsr,ynsnts
He rosm.d over many Alnine regions.
| and his name Is associated with Importau;
expeditions in various locslities The
| brilliant accounts that he wrote of them
| aid much to attract attention to the spor,
/ of mountaineering. On the Pin Morter
| stsch. in the Eugsdiu, he was carried of
i nv an avalanche from which he and hiI
Il nsrtv ss,aned with difficulty. In the
Rernsss Oberlsnd he made the frst pas
| ssos of the perIlous Lsuxinen Thor In
| 1880 having. "In 1859. hidden the Alpi
/ farewell. purposipg in future to confint
his mountaIn work to occasional excur
Il sIons an the Scotch HiobIand.D-hou
/ many of ma have been through the like ex.
| periepoeI A few weeks later he made ar
sssanIt on the Hatterhorn. but was forced
i 20 rstira discom 6tsd The following yea,
i he mad. the 6nest of hi. tirst ascents-
| ,h.t ~ ,hs nsarIsss WsI,shorn- They
-. ~ az ,octs nssr tba foot of the eas,
srsts. and next morping, before sunrise
/ cIIr,bsd 10 ,ba rIdga which nowadavs IL 4,
| cnstomarv 10 follow TO the summit. They
onIy followed n for two hours, and theI
turned over on to the southern face
Here saTha mountain was SCARED By lon,
couloIrs. allied with clear hard ice. Thi
outting of steps across these couloirl
nrovsd to ba 40 tAdious and fatiguing thA
nr,sd R.nnsn t1 abandon th,m ana tr,
~. - o-.s No. We reosinsd n AM
,,5as haosms yr.dnnIIv narrowsr and tb,
| nr.cInIcsa or esnh side more cheer. w