Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1893-04-15
PuNoENY PARAGRAPHS.

-Cholly-"One thing; my friends say
am never conscious of myself" Maud
-"Nb-o; / should imagine you might
require outside assistancc."--N. Y
Times.
-"Will find your husband at the
club this eveningp" "Fm sure you will.
for he kissed mo good-by and said his
work would keep him at the office until
late. Inter Ocean.
Championship, Barlow, look at
that chorus girl smiling at us won
der which of us is thus honored." Bar
low-"It is probably I--she used to be
my old nurse. Vogue.
-"That's curious milk pail of
yours" said the milk man. "'Tain't
near rs curious us that pale milk Of
yours" replied the servant GIRL
Washington Star.
81 don't know that you ever told
me why you resigned from your club"
ut was no place for poor man. The
members got to be mostly all plumbers
and icemen. IN. Y. Herald.
-Penelope-''Why do you say Charlie
Nixon is like spy-glas" Perdita-
Because / can draw him out, see right
through him, and when l am tired of
him, shut him up. p. s. S. Co Bulletin.
-"Strange what difference one lit
tie letter makes in word" said Wagg.
"Yes" returned Boggins, not waiting
for the catch. 'Your pins have points,
but your puns haven't t"-Harper's
Bazaar.
-Johnny-"Don't they use bark to
tan hides with, pap Father-"Yes,
my son; but if you ask any more ques-
tions this evening you'll find that a
slipper does just as well"-Raymondu
Monthly.
IL wish you would get me couple
of packages of cigarettes said the con-
demned murderer to the Jail warden.
Cant do it." replied the officer. The
law must be allowed to take its course"
p. S. s. Co. Bulletin.
Don't you think dear tame
word?" SIT is, in the vocabulary of
love. But when it is applied to the
| price of n woman's dress it assumes a
strength that inspires the average hus-
| band with terror."-N. Y. Press.
Mrs Witherby-"Does your hus.
band play polier?" Mrs PlanlSington
-"Gracious! no. Why, it was only
this morning he said he was satisfied
he never would know how to play the
me"-Clothier and Furnisher.
THE editor seemed wonderfully
glad to see me" said the spring poet
"Yes," replied the office boy. He
thought you were the plumbers col
lector when you first came in. Wash
ington Star.
DO you know anything about the
language of flowers?" he asked. "I
don't believe flowers have any language
at all" replied his friend, who was
thinking of his best bouquet girl.
"Why?' Because they say talk is
cheap. p."-Washington Star.
ITO think" said the young author.
that some day my little work may be
classed among rare boolls!'" 1T is quite
certain said the sarcastic young wo-
man, that nobody will describe it as
'welldone. Washington Star
-She-"There is no doubt about it
that marriage does improve a mans po-
liteness" He-"How SOP" She
"Well you frequently get up and offer
me your chair now. Before we were
married you never gave me more than
half of it. t."-General Manager.
-Wife-"Would you like to have me
follow these dress reform fashionsP"
Husband-"Are they less expensive
than the other styles of dress?" Wife
mo, they are more, but they are sup
posed to prolong our lives" Husband
20, bother; l wouldn't waste any time
with them. Inter Ocean.