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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
MEDICAL BOOKS FREE.
Valuable Reading Matter for Invalid und
Medical Student.


Medical Student.
Any one or more of the following describ-
ed books'will be sent free to any man or
Canada or Mexico during March, April and
May 1898:
THE Ills of Life" 4th edition.-A short,
plain description of all diseases and treat
ment for each-a complete home-guide to
health and the cure of diseases.
"The illustrated Ills of Life This book
contains the portraits and testimonials of
large number of patients recently cured of
chronic diseases at their homes by cores
pondence, free of charge. 1t also contains
much valuable information as to the treat
ment of chronic disease
"The Family Physician No "2nd edition
"A complete treatise on the prevention
and cure of chronic catarrh, coughs, Gods,
la grippe, consumption, and all the diseases
most common in cold weather.
"The Family Physician No. 8" is devoted
mainly to spring diseases and spring med-
cines. Every one who has need of a
spring medicine, or who is subject in the
spring of the year to general lassitude
impure blood, scrofuls or skin eruptions,
should certainly read this book before be-
ginning treatment. No one can afford to
buy spring medicine until he has read
this book
Address the Peru ma Drug Manufacturing
Company of Columbus, Ohio.
A course of treatment with Pe-ru-na not
only eradicates from the system. and
therefore permanently cures chronic catarrh,
but cleanses the blood of all impurities and
poisonous accumulations, making it one of
the most reliable spring medicines the
medical fraternity has been able to devise.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
II You Want The Best

A ITHOUGH you may have had good luck
with but few failures in making cake and
biscuit in the old-fashioned way with soda and
sour milk, Or soda and cream of tartar you
will have better luck and following directons)
no failures with the Royal Baking Powder.
The truth of this must be evident when you
remember that in the leading hotels and res
taurants, and in the homes of Our city cousins
where the latest and best methods are invari-
ably employed, and where the most beautiful
and dainty food is always set out for the guests,
the Royal Baking Powder is exclusively used
for all quickly risen food
Royal Baking Powder never disappoints;
never makes sour, soggy or husky food; never
spoils good materials; never leaves Jumps of
alkali in the biscuit or cake; while all these
things do happen with the best of cooks who
cling to the old-fashioned methods, or who use
other Baking Powders.
Ii you want the best food, Royal Baking
Powder is indispensable.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
TAKING HIM TO TASK.

Young Mr.. Smokers had long loved
Miss Gilgal, and one evening he suc-
ceeded in mastering enough courage te
ask her to marry him.
"Before I give you answer, Mr.. Snick.
ers," she replied, ~ want to ask you .
few questions"
"Ask on"
"You write good many jokes?"
"I plead guilty"
"You have often written jokes in
which mothers.in law were held up to
ridicule2"
~ have used the subject once OF
twice."
"You have also written jokes which
turn on the general unhappiness of mar
ried life, and imply wish on the part
of married men that they had never mar
ried2"
"Possibly have, Miss Gilgal''
"Possiblya You mean positively:
don't you9"
eyes"
"Well, then, Mr.. Smokers, how dc
you have the effrontery to ask me-oi
any girl-to marry you after malignins
marriage and mothers-in-law2 If you
think l would, you are very much mis-
taken"
"Why, my dear girl, when l wrote
those things l was only joking" the
young man declared.
"Were youl" replied the maiden, glee.
fully. "Then l was only joking when /
said wouldn't marry you"
Engagement announced next day
D,,cl,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
A LIGHT THAT FAILED.

Mrs. Nothing-"Mary, what is this
trouble between you AMI your hus-
band?'
Mrs. It-"He's brute! You know
that lovely plano lamp wanted for so
long and gave him on his birthday
Well, he said it was lovely, and just
what he wanted; and then the horrid
wretch took 1t down to his office next
PUCK.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE.
STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE
FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS.

Not Unexpected-Plucke Pleas
ant Job-Worked Wonders - A
Definition - His Usual Fate, Etc'
The youth said, "Be my wife, dear Flo;"
His earnest prayer the maid affected.
She smiled and gently smoothei her dress
And said, 'This is not unexpected;
made my mind up long ago,
When you proposed to answer Yes"
New York Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24

Two visitors were observing with ad-
miration the noble form Of passing po-
liceman.
.sFine looking man" said one.
ELEGANT" said the other.
'.Do you suppose he ever caught any
body or anything2'
'sDon't know. The newspapers,
though, say it's a poor policeman that
can't catch nap occasionally, detroit
Free Press,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24

she--"Am the first woman you ever
loved2"
He-"I think you are the first woman
ever truly loved. l have been attract
ed moro or less by other women, but
in each instance, before fell in love with
you, there could be found some rational
excuse for it."-Texas Siftings.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
A DELIGHTFUL "REMINISCENCES.

Mrs. Gotham-"What did you most
enjoy during your trip abroadi'
Miss Flightie-"My visit to the home
of Thomas Carlyle"
"You did2"
"Yes. indeed. The handsomest young
man ever saw was watching me when
] wrote my name in the visitors book. I"
New York Weekly.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
The Skill and Knowledge

The skill and knowledge
Essential to the production of the most perfect
and popular laxative remedy known have en-
abled the California Fig Syrup Co.to achieve
great success in the reputation OF its remedy,
Syrup Of Figs, as it is conceded to be the uni
versal laxative. For sale by all druggists.
Each of us, no doubt, is crank to the
man we think crank.
Shiftlessness is mostly only another name
for aimlesspess.
For. Coughs and Throat Troubles use
Browns BRONCHIAL TRocHEs.-"They stop
an attack OF my asthma cough very promptly"
- Fdlch, MiGmiciHe, Ohio
What man can d. and has done woman
wants to do.
Mornings-Heecham's Pills with drnkAf
water. Beecham's-no Others. rs cents 4 box
Hatch Universal Cough Syrup will cure
that cough surprisingly quick. 20 cents
A Jersey City man has museum of door
knobs numbering over 5000 specimens.
The best thing yet!' That is the way a
young man put it who made arrangements to
work for b. f. johnson e. Co., of Richmond,
Va. You can get further information by drop.
ping them card.
The first and worst of all faults is to chea
ones self.
IL AFFLICTED with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac Thomp-
sons Eye-water. Druggists sell at 25c per bottle.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
"A Sad Telegram.

A young wife who lost her husband
by death telegrapbed the sad tidings
to her father in these succint words:
"Dear John died this morning at 10.
Loss fully covered by insurance. -
SouUhron.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
A MATTER OF SCIENTIFIC INTEREST.

Visitor (picking up the baby)-"So
this is the baby, is it9 Bless his little
tootsie wootsies. Kchee.e.e! Watch me
poke um's ribsi"
The Boston Baby--"Mother, will you
kindly inform me whether the deplorable
condition of this person is due to per-
manent dementia or spasmodic and in.
termittcnt insanity a"--Chicago News
Record.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24

"I made $40 this morning, pa"
''That's right, my soa. I'm glal to
see that you recognize the advisability of
being independent of parental assistance.
How did you make it, my boyl'
"Borrowed it from ma
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
SUBJ ECTS.

81 have in my mind good subject
for poem," said the young man.
"Aud SO have l." replied the rude
editor, as he glared at the poet, "for an
obituary poem. ."-Washington Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
PLUCKED.

Wall Street Bull (proudly)-"Pluck,
sir, pluck made me-"
Wall Street Lamb (ruefullO-''I am
quite sure of it."-Puck.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
German
Syrup

William Mcclellan, Druggist at
Bloomingdale, Mich. Il have had
the Asthma badly ever since came
out of the army and though 1 have
been in the drug business for fifteen
years, and have tried nearly every
thing ON the market, nothing has
given me the slightest relief until a
few months ago, when 1 used Bo-
schee's German Syrup. 1 am now
glad to acknowledge the great good
it has done me. lam greatly reliev
ed during the day and at night go to
sleep without the least trouble" O
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
A PLEASANT JoD.

Kindly Old Gent-"Well, my little
nan, what would you like to be when
you grow up2"
Little Man-';I'd like to be nice old
gentleman like you, with nothin' to do
but walk around and ask questions"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
ENCOURAGEMENT.

He-"So you don't knew that if l
might linger by your side forever would
be another man?"
She-"Wellr lit will be another man
that does linger there. Chicago News
Record.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
he ESCAPED.

"Sir2" questioned an irate female
shopper as she pounced upon small
man who was pacing the store, 'tare you
the floor -walker2"
"N-n-no, ma'am, he gasped, "I-I'm
oo-only tho p-p.proprietor. detroit
Free Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24

Having taken Hoods Sarsaparilla i've
months am satisfied it Is an excellent rem
edy For years have had Rheumatism,
aniicting my body, but especially my right u IN
uom elbow to shoulder, so severe feared
Should Lose the Use of 1t.
Ifelt better soon after 1 began with Hoods
earsaparilla, and when had taken bottles
the rheumatism entirely let me. l have been
m mister of the NJ. e. Church 40 yerrs, and
like many Others of scdentary hab is have suf.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
SHARING HIM.

Oliver-"What is tho professional
courtesy between lawyers hear so much
about2"
O'Neil-'Passing rich client down
the line i"-Truth.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
HIS USUAL FATE.

Getthere-''Did you ever attend any
OF Miss Budd's 'at honest"
De Bore (sa1ly)-"N-o, but I've at
tended a good many of her not-at-
homes. New York Weekly.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
$3.50 - - -
whole Flock OF Them.

The British Isles comprise no few CT
than 1000 separate islands and islets,
without counting mere jutting rocks
or isolated pinnacles.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24

THE DECORATIVE AND THE USEFUL.
Freshens--"Which do you prefer for
your buttonhole, a chrysanthenum or
green carnation?"
Cinicus-"A button, whenever can
get my wife to sew one on. Truth.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24
WORKED WONDERS.

81 hear that Bunker has worked won.
ders since he took charge of that dime
museum2n
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24

A LIE turns pale whenever it finds
out that truth is on its track.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24

Lord Potts-''I say, hear everybody
over here talking about self made men.
Who are theya" -
Knlckerbocker-'Generally men very
we'll satisfied with very poor job."-
New York Herald.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24

"Yes.1 understand he's swindled all
his curiositics. Truth.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24

Ifafflicted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac Thomp-
sons Eye-water. Druggists sell at 25c per bottle.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-04-24

Each of U.S. no doubt is crank to tn
m an we think crank
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10
THE WISE TRAVELLER,

In Selecting His Railroad Route, relscts
the Road
That af1oYIs excellent and most com fort.
able 1acilities-"The Milwaukee"
That traveyass . delightful and pictur-
esqus portion Of The oo~uatry-"Tho Mi
waukee."
That has-and meIits-ths reputation Of
strength md reliability-"The Milwaukee,"
That enjoys popularity and 10 siam red
with public spproval-''The Milwaukee"
Ibat has o substantial roAdbed and most
frequent train ssrvise-"Ths Milwaukee,"
That ,egards. always, the comfort, ease
and safety Of it, pat'ons-"Ihs hiiwau-
kee."
That furnishes tho latest private COM
partment oars and latest Library. bullet
smoking cars-"The Milwaukee,"
That furnishes elegant drawing room
parlor oars, fres reclining chair cars and
sum ptuous dining cars-"The Milwaukee"
That hiss exclusive use OF the electric
berth reading lanp-''Ths Milwaukee,"
-'"The Milwaukee" combines all ths above
and more, too. Its trains are vestibuled,
heated by steam. electric lighted and I'M
surpassed in luxurious appointments.
The i'm mortal Lincoln said: Follow the
psopls and you cannot be far from right"
The people use The Milwaukee"
j. r. CoNLEY. Asst. Cen. Fass. Aat.
81. Paul. MINI.
NoTE.-Five I aims daily from Twin Cit.
ies to Chicago; ono to st. Louis and one to
Kansas City.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10
PARALLEL LODE.
Decision From tho Interior Department
OF tho Qusation.

| Decision From tho Interior DepastmsRt
on tho QusEtion.
A decision Of the interior department. on
pc application Of William Huasslton for
ne Glide lode lays down the rule in regard
, conflicting and parallst lodss. Husssl-
Pn's application to purchase the claim was
ajectsd by the local land Office on tho
round that while he claimed l.A82 feet Of
arfnce ground. he only claimed about 100
'es lode. and that surface being an adjunct
, the lode should be limited to n like OK
int. Tho general lane Office affirmed the
pcal Office and an appeal took it TO the
|~aterior department. 1t was held BY tbs
|eneral land office that by the official plat
ie lode limo on is course e~asterly leaves
10 side line OF survey and passes within
le Valley Queen lode claim for tho dis
tide surveI: That portion of the lode line
40 Valley Queen lode Is not
cross or interesting vein
ut lies parallel with II. and capnot be used
B connect non-contiguous portions Of the
sme vein. In this CASE the survey over.
he but does not intercept the Valley
ueen. a prior location. II does not.
ierefoTe. come within the purvisw Of ssc.
lat where two or more. veins intorsect.
~riority Of title shall govern. and su, h
rior location shall be entitled TO all ore or
,inetal contained within the space Of in
ERECTION; but the subBsqusnt looation hall
Ave the light Of way through the space of
.tsrssotion for the purpose Of convenient
orkinR of the mine. And whore two or
lore veins mite. the oldest or prior loes-
on shall take the vein below the point of
mon. including all b space Of intsrssc-
on. The Glide lode. being parallel. aud
OF interesting. docs not come under that
and q new survey must be had. The
s~cisions Of tue local and general land on
n arc affirmed.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10

the Sailors Dream iods claim. In section
70, township s north, range 8 west. nnd In
volvsd thu old question q TO the right of
tho company TO lssd not known 10 b. min
ssal Of the time the lins Of the road was
dsAnitsly dxsd. II IL the sams question ~
ID Involved 10 the Bardsn eass. 10 before
the supreme court Of the United Stntss.
The claim was located In July. 1859, but the
lsad once holds. a. II has all along. that
the discovery Of mineral subsequent to the
loession Of ths line o1 road excerpts II from
the gYsnt,
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10
Excursion Rates to Ca,iTorn'a.

Excurst0n Rates to California
On tho 18th Of ESQ month tho No rthsrn
Pacific railroad will sell round trip tickets
to California points 40 follows:
Helena to san Francisco and return.
going via Spokane. Tacoma and Portland.
and returning ssms way. SIS.
10 San +. auoisco, going via Spokane.
Tacoma md Portland. and rstur ming via
Ogden and silver Bow. $50.
To Los Angeles, going and returning via
Spokane. Tacoma and Portland. entering
San francisco in one direction either going
or returning. $89.
To Los Angeles. going via Spokane. I'd
cons, Portland and San Francisco. and re-
turning via Sacramento and Ogden, $99. 90.
Tickets will DO limited for sixty days Tor
going passage. with retushe at any time
within tho Anal limit Of six months. /
...~.. A. D. EDGAR. Gen. Agt..
Helena. Mont.
CHAs. s. FEE. @. P. Il T. A.. p
.. st. Puul, him., Z
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10
In Another FERN.

h A0Ot8o1 1OPm.
By another dseisisa Of ths general lsnd
once the refusal to let George O.. AusSin
msks satsy for shs southssst quarter Of
section Afs. sownship four north. NM YEN
west. which II within The railroad grant.
n was shown that James b. Orr had . nting
ON the LAID prior 10 the losAtion Of the
line Of ths road. but sold IL before. that
time tola3.nan who had sxhaustsd all hia
rights. The subsequent satEJ. of Austin.
In 1880. yas therefore mot allowed The
entry IL 1encsllsd and The land goes to the
oom pauYXa h ~. "raG fht
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10

plt04 aha OVeEyIHluAo uST Voucu E0poAeAs
Excursion 10 California and Utah.
Tho ,Union Pacific will sell. Nov. IL.
round trip tickets at the following rates:
Helena to San Francisco, going via o.
den and returning Same route. $7b.
To San Francisco. going via Ogden and
returning via Portland. or vice versa. $50.
To San Francisco, going via Portland and
yeturaing same route. $75.
To Los Angeles. going via Ogden and
Sacramento and returning via a Fran
siseo and Ogden. or vice vs1aa. $89.
To Los Angeles. via Ogden ana San Fran.
cisco and returning via San francisco and
Ogden. ga. ; ..,~
To Los Angeles. going via Portland and
and passing San F ancisco in one direction.
returning same route. $50. tHt
10 Los Angeles. going via Portland aud
rstuEninR via sacramento, or viss versa,
Above tickets good going sixty days; good
to return any time Within limit (six
monthly.
TO Salt Lake. Utah. round trip, $50; good
sixty days. Rsnsmber, this 10 the southern
and quickest routs to the coast.
H. o. WILSON,
Freight and Pass. Aas.. He'sns. Mont.
Z. l.. LoMAx. q. p. T. A.. Omaha. Mob.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10

Via Salt Lake. Garfield Beach and Den
yer, sioux Citv. Omaha or Kansas City.
Tho Worl - pictorial line. Elegant Pail
man equipment. diners. chair cars and
tourist sleepers. Reduced rates and fast
time,
Call on or address % North Main street,
Helena, Mont. II. y. WILsoN.
Freight and Passenger Agent. Helena.
Mont.
E. 1. LoMAx. @. r. and I. A.. Omaha
Neh
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10

Prices Of novelties have never been 80
low a. since our return from Chicago. We
have oil tho latest novelties in millinery
aad they nrs going very fast. Call and zoe
then. :. A. Fisher.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10
Tho Old Question Up Again.

The commissions OF the general land
noe decides the case of Abraham Barton
ad Peter Kendriok versus tho Northern
Aoifio against the company. just ~ the
Zeal ONCE had done. The dXht was over
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10

BensfsiN to the ladies! Call st rooms 7 and 8
Grandon hotel. Office honrs from three to
eight p. M
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10

Boys bicycle hose, fleece lined. extra heavy. .
very warm and durable hose only $50 at The Bee
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10
THE r NATIONAL.

The Asrssmsut Locking to Rsssmptiss
IL Now KssAy fos Creditors.
Norlcx TO Caxplrons.- All psrsous havipa
claims sgainst the Frat National bsnk. who
havs not received . copy Of our circular let
tor and agreement In reference 10 sssump-
ton of business, are requested to call or send
their address. FIRST NATIONAL BANx.
Helena, Montana,
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10

Mems fancy striped cashmere underwear
worth 81. 50 this week only $L.5O 1t Tho Bee
Hive.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10

Heavy ribbed fast black hose for children,
splendid goods, this week ESQ ut he Zoe Hive.
Ladies' wooden hose, fast black. for ESQ 1t The
Bee Hive.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10

If you want mems all wool underwear ct
prices less than cost OF manufacture go to The
go Hive.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10

Go to The Fee Hive for underwear mud hosiery
of all kinds.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10
Nice

Fresh cakes svery dav at HeppsrdisxsrA
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10

Dlseoed lined wsar for ladies only 700
this week ut The Bee Hive.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10

Legal blanks at this Office.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10
.
Potted.
Plant
Given
Away

TO every purchaser of 81 worth Of
merchandise. Ten per cent will
be deducted from each purchase
of merchandise to be applied on
the purchase OF any plant in the
exhibit
b&.tff5 ...+H "ls,..}tf ..
A rare opportunity to beautity
your home at no additional ex-
pense. Besides you will purchase
your goods at rs per cent. cheaper
than at any other store in the city.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1893-11-10

Trunks made to order at the Umbrella Hos
pital and everything sharpened and repaired.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-05-14

CD Polonaise H'o
4. Suite OPP. -MacDoweu
gag IN a haunted forest 800 Mr. Arens.
tl Song OF the Shepherdess. conSnctor
t) Forest sprltes-----.\
First Time.D
D. Grand Duet, Act III. Loaengrin -...--.Wagner
dpttH
Ortrud Miss Stein
A III.
6. t) Nigh IN -.saint-SRns
20, Soiseigs --0reix
vl Meuoing -Massenot
z. A v Maria. .Bach-Gounod
Nine. Northrop.
Violin MI. schmidt.