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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

The last report of the statistician OF the
Agricultural Department shows that the
Europe increased from 1881, 420 barrels, val
ued at sSS. 1897. in 1891. to 10. S61. $50 barrels.
valued at $4S. 319.s56 in 1893. The total ex-
$50 barrels, in 1898, against 11.344, 34 barrels
In 1891. The Mckinley tariff does not seem
10 have paralyzed that trade much.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

Ex-Marshal and ex-Chief of Police Will
son. of Honolulu, in his passionate defense
of the deposed Queen, refers to her as "a
monarch born and educated to the purple"
To this the New York Sun replies:
Liliuokalani is not a great way from the
depths of barbarism. She is only two or
three generations from cannibal savagery.
She comes from a bad lot OF Hawaiians,
and her life has exhibited the fruits of her
depraved inheritance. She is not even de-
scended from the royal Hawaiian line. That
died out in 1872, and Lunalilo, the son of @
high chieftess, was made King by election.
When he came on the throne he was a hard
drinker, but "he took no offense," says the
late Rev. Titus Craw, one of the American
missionaries, in an account OF Hawaii,
when urged to abstain from all intoXi-
cants." Hawaiian royalty was not so re-
sentful about the offer of advice twenty
years ago as this Wilson is now on behalf
of ~Liliuokalani. All the same, Lunalilo pro-
ceeded to drink himself to death after a
reign of only about a year Then came in
Kalakaua, who won the throne against EN-
ma, the widow of Kamehameha ", who's
claim was rightful If the law of royal de-
scent had been followed. Kalakaua was a
pretty hard case also, so far as licentious-
ness and drink are concerned. When he
died, in 1891. without a lineal heir, he left
the throne to mis- sister, Liliuokalani. That
Is the way in which she was "a monarch
born and educated to the purple" She has
been licentious, and her blood is bad, her
grandfather having been the first person
ever hanged in Hawaii for wife murder
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

These two little advertisements clipped
from an exchange tell an eloquent story of
the times:
EXCHANGE-Will exchange my fine white
diamond stud, Is carat, worth $50, for coal
or necessaries, or will a K highest cash
offer; what have you?
WANTED-To exchange jewelry for a suit
of clothes; will give q good trade.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

Indianapolis cannot look for the federal
o Republican Representative and a Repub-
lican policy that will put money in the
treasury.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

Hon NJ. E. Ingalls,, president of the Big
Four railway, is an o~utspoken Democrat,
but he is also a business man, and not add
dicted to smashing commercial interests.
OF the Wilson tariff bill he says:
1t is entirely too rabid in it's nature. 1t
is too sudden an approach to the policy of
free trade. The approach should have been
gradual, and particularly at a time like this,
when the government is on the edge OF
bankruptcy; they can i'll afford to have their
receipts curtailed to the extent of ffty-tive
millions of dollars.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02
THE INDIANAPOLIS JOURNAL

Can be found at the following places:
PA~RIS-American Exchange in Paris. SO Boulevard
de Capucines-
NEW YORK-Glsey House and Windsor Hotel.
PHILADELPHIA. P. Kemble. 1885 Lancaster
avenue.
CHICAGO-Palmer House.
CINCINNATI. R HawIey & Co., 154 Vine street.
LoUIsvILLE-C. I. Deering. northwest corner of
Third and Jefferson streets
WASHINGTON, d. C.-Riggs House and Ebbrtt
House.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

1t seems to be settled, so far as the ways
ano means committee is concerned, that the
so-called income tax will be a tax on cor
porations. This is what the committee will
report. but what Congress will do is an
other question. At first glance this would
seem likely to be a popular tax. yet in real
iy it would reach more people of moder-
ate circumstances than would a direct in
come tax above $4,000. Most corporations
are composed very largely of small holders
of stock, and whatever tax is imposed will
fall on them pro rata as well as on larger
stockholders. Besides, many large manu-
featuring concerns are corporations. and it
will be unjust to impose a special tax on
these after depriving them of protection.
However, as the Democratic policy seems
to be to destroy American manufacturing
industries, this may be part OF the plan.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

cotton ties on the free list and places a
duty on pig iron may be regarded as pro-
lection against the American manufacturer.
ing the bill are from the South.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

How can a tariff bill that reduces the rev.
enue from 4O,OOO,OO to s5O.OOO,Oc a year be
the Wilson bill is nothing of the kind. 1t
Is a bill for theory only. The revenue is to
be raised by another bill and another form
OF taxation
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02
IN THE AIR.
The difference.

She-You are always saying little mean
things about women.
He-Yes; 1 say them about women in
general, and you say them about women
you know.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

II the Industrial people Of the country
should appraise the Wilson committee and
impose an ad valorem duty upon it as a
foreign product it would not yield a cent
Of revenue.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02
Afraid Of an Income Tax.
Harper's Weekly.

1t is possible that a conspiracy Of States,
by fixing an exemption from an income tax
clude. the tax In those ~conspiring States, and
then by imposing a 40-per-cent. tax on all
incomes above that sum, could do great
Injustice In case OF such a conspiracy, a
command in the Constitution that when
the federal government seeks revenue by a
tax on income IL must first declare the sum
in the law, and then distribute the sum
bers, wou,l re cf inestimable service.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

The Washington correspondent OF the Lou
isv;lle Courier-Journal, who is in the best
position to know. intimates that the admin
stration may be forced to ask Congress for
authority to borrow $50, 600, 600 on short time
bonds. II it is shown to be necessary Con-
rress cannot we'll refuse fl.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02
Her Little Scheme.

Mrs. Watts-What a lovely new bonnet.
Mrs. Potts-It's funny the way / got it.
too. 1 insisted On having my husband ex-
plain all about the new tariff bill. He
talked for about five minutes and then
compromised on this.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

One Bleakie. a wooden manufacturer in
Massachusetts,, who has been shouting for
Cleveland, declares himself pleased with
the proposition for free wool, but he fears
..the other provisions OF the bill which alter
violence" That is. Mr.. Bleakie desires full
protection for Bleakie,
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

There is not In the country a free trader
who is radical enough to demand a reduc-
ton Of the duties on the products OF the
factories in which he is interested.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02
Back Again.

The erstwhile wicked little boy
Has now become a good 'un,
And goes to Sabbath school, for he
Has hopes the usual Christmas tree
Will simply 'be a pudd'n."
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02
conservative Opinion.

Christian Union
What the country now most needs on
This subject Is a well-defned Democratic
tariff and shen a chance at the next
CONVERSATIONAL election 10 pass Judgment
mon it. We are, therefore. very glad the
WAYS ana means have presented
q clearly defined and radical Democratic
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

It remains to be seen whether the Presi-
Dent will have Congress On his hands after
Monday or Congress will take the Pres
Hent into it's hands.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

The young Republicans OF Marion county
SCARED In the blue empyrean and swept
over the world from the time of Hannibal
20 the next Indiana election. but this was
partly the exuberance OF youth and partly
because of a prophetic glimpse Of coming
victory. Enthusiasm suits them well.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

That bit Of Information to the effect that
paper wrapped about the body is good to
keep out the cold has started on it's rounds
It Is especially timely this Democratic
year, when paper clothing is about all that
people have money enough to buy.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

The statement of the Wilson committee
20 the effect that Henry Clay favored the
ad valorem system OF duties is false. What
the Kentucky statesman did say was: LET
and I do not care what your duty is"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

Hon William Dudley FouIke considers
the Van Allen scandal at some length in the
Forum. and reaches the sad conclusion
that presidential appointments are for sale
under this administration and that our
liberties are in danger. In conclusion he
sayA tearfully: From pestlsnce. famine
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

Two years ago a prominent architect in
Chicago said that he had under contract
buildings which would require four million
noIlars' worth of Bedford stone. Then Cam
ada could not compete. but with free I'M
wrought building stone how will it be?
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

1t Is an item of news that the new AS
sistant Secretary of War whom Senator
Villas has selected for Mr.. Lamont has had
his name added to the list of defendants
IN a suit in Wisconsin involving the publi-
cation OF a public document at an extortion-
ate price.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

be fair TO hold them pecuniarily liable for
they been free men in the United States.
But even on that basis we do not think ii
would be possible for Bishop Turner to
prove that they were entitled to anything
like the sum named by him.
But this is mere speculation. 1t is idle
to talk about the colored race having any
money claim against the government; but
they have a valid claim of another kind.
The government has partly atoned for its
generations of mistreatment of them by
abolishing slavery. but it still owes them
a great and sacred debt. 1t owes them
equality before the law and protection in
their personal and political rights. 1t owes
them a white mans chance. This is
worth far more to the negroes than any
money claim, and they should never cease
to assert it until it is fully recognized.
The suggestion that the government
should appropriate money to promote the
emigration of negroes from the United
States is neither wise nor patriotic. Such
action would be regarded with amazement
by all civilized nations. If the negroes are
needed anywhere they are needed here. If
they can do well anywhere they can do
well here. AS a matter of fact, very many
of them are doing we'll here, and we sus-
pect that very few of them would emf
crate, even if they had a chance. Provi-
dence has cast their lot in the United
States. and here they should stay. What
they need is fair play, not deportation.
The Nations debt to the negroes is Justice.
To-day two football teams from the Mill
tary Academy at West Point and the Naval
Academy at Annapolis, respectively, will
Zine UP" 1--WE believe that is the correct
term at Annapolis, for a game to decide
whether the prospective heroes of the army
or the navy have the hardest heads and
the toughest bones. In connection with
this match it may be stated that the gov
eminent came very near coming into COL
lision with the traditions Of the game, and
may yet do SO unless the matter is ami
cably settled. The regulations of the mill
tary and naval academies require that
cadets shall wear their hair short, this be-
ing regarded as conducive to neatness and
soldierly appearance. But football ethics
require that players shall wear the hair
long and thick as a means of protection
and defense. 1t is the unanimous opinion
among football experts that the govern
ment ought to yield a point in a matter Of
so vital Importance to the interests Of the
game. and a strong effort will be made to
induce it to do so before another annual
contest between the army and navy teams
shall occur. AS it would hardly be safe for
the government to put itself in an attitude
Of hostility to football it will, doubtless,
yield.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02
CIe,eInnd,s Turkey.

1 could eat my turkey
With mech less tobasco
II everybody wasn't laughing
At that Hawaiian nasco.
New York Recorder.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

The unhappy experience Of the Scatter
family, Of Fort Wayne. should be a warn
ing against the eating of aged oysters.
But how are people to discriminate when
all oysters nave boards?
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

The headline OF a free-trade paper reads:
rBelief that reduced tariff will employ
much capital In operating idle mills" Yes;
In Europe.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

Tramps headed this way may as we'll
understand that they will have a rocky
time when they arrive. The rock is at the
yard waiting for them now.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

The football season having ended young
men in colleges will now have some time
to devote to literary pursuits.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02
Uni<snd Fling.
Washington Post

Washington Post
As IL didn't cost anything the New
Workers turned out and made considerable
fuss over the unwilling OF the statue Of
Nathan Hale.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02
Theorcticnl Rcformern.
Philadelphia North American

Philadelphia North American
The Wilson bill is chiefly doctrinaire. or.
10 put IL palmer. IL possible. "A measure
formulated by impractical minds clouaea
with theories
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1893-12-02

lne Journal offers all possible apology to
Col. Henry Watterson and his Louisville
Courier-Journal. In yesterdays issue OF
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-05-06
A Parade. E~xpl.insd.

Why does not q man weigh a pound
more Immediately after eating q pound
weight of foods A little reflection will
readily explain this apparent mystery.
During the process of mastication, de-
glutition. etc.. certain muscles are
brought into active play. and the exer-
else Of any muscle necessitstes a tempo
rary waste Of its tissues. and a certain
amount Of carbon is eliminated and
passed Oh during the course Of the meal.
This loss, however. ID trifiing as com
pared with that due to respiration and
perspiration. both OF which are increased
during the various operations Of making
o meal.
The length Of time one may take to
consume a pound Of food makes but lit
tie difference to those losses. for IL it Is
eaten leisurely there is but slight in
crease Of respiration or perspiration.
whereas II 1t is hurried through both are
abnormally accelerated. Hence by the
time the pound is eaten the consumer
has lost appreciably in moisture and car
bonic acid. Million.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-05-06

The evolution Of names from foreign
tongues into English is in many cases
easy. From the German Bauer to the
English Bowers. and from the French
Boulanger to the English Bullinger is
but a step. as it were. But there are no
people who are oftener more humorously
accused Of altering their names than the
Irish. Thus. Crehan has become Rehan;
Carroll, Karl; Dillon. Dyllyn; Diver.
Devere and Devyr; McCarty. Macartee
and Makart; Slattery. Slater and Satter-
lee: OBrien. Obrion and Breen; McGin-
ness. Guinness and lnness; Reilly, Rel
yea; Duffy. Dufay; McGufin. Magofin;
Quinn. Queen, Fogarty. Fougert; Hag-
gerty. Haggart; Sully .'Soule. The Eng
lish singer. Braham, merely dropped a
letter when he went on the stage. He
was IA Hebrew. and his real name was
Abraham. Chicago Herald.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-05-06

@@
''That Is the most peculiar and as
founding faculty Of the mind that calls
the new. the beautiful" said Charles
Truax. "Now. just think . minute.
Look ct the change In fashions. and then
you sec 1t perfectly. The hat that You
wore last season-the one with the stiff
rim and soft crown-how nice and nobby
It looked theni Now. when you tried Il
on again the other day. accidentally rum
ming across Il in the locker. why. II
looked hideous. didn't itf It's impossi-
bic to define why this 10 20. You can't
say It 10 because the mind dislikes old
things tsome minds don't) nor that all
minds love the new. the change. ftisn't
exactly because persons dislike TO be odd
or out OF date. for some take great de-
light in looking strange and odd.
''Others do not wear the new things
first simply to be the first. While l do
not think this sense comes from or guides
itself by any one Of these influences. yet
tho sum Of them all goes to make up .
circle Of harmony inside of which one
would rather dwell than out, There are
9 thousand little things that the mind
comprehends almost unconsciously and
acts accordingly, II 10 this reflex action
Of brain work thar makes it possible for
one to understand why we do these
things Louis Globe Democrat.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-05-06
CLIPPER c%HEsTNuTs.

What a stretch of credulity it takes to
come from the old fashioned New England
''doughnut" down TO ri india rubber plug
boiled in cottonseed oill-Cleyeland Plain
Dealer.
Coming to time-the promissory note.
The baldheaded man in the front row is tho
only one who likes to see stars. When a
thing is whispered, it travels faster than
when shouted. from the, housetops. An
eavesdropper-the convict who escapes by
way Of the roof.-New York Evening Sun.
When the mails are always late, there can
be no irregularity to complain of.-New
Orleans Picayune.
That's a fine collection, y said the judge
as he surveyed the array Of minor offenders
ready for sentence. Washington Star.
The girl whose eyes are dazzled by an en-
gagement ring can't be expected to see
many faults in the giver. For the time it
may be said she Is stone blind.-Philadel-
phia.Times.
This is an entirely new wrinkle" OBJ
served the elderly spinster as she got a full
view of her cheek for tina first time in a
triplicate mirror.-Chicago Tribune.
Here, Bridget. run and put this letter In
the box and be quick about it And shall
| wait for an answer, missr-Boston Bea-
con.
Making love Is a game that two can play
At When there are three, it Is work.
Texas Siftings.
What do the homeopathic mean by sim
Ills similibus curanturi" ''They mean that
II you are a homoeopath they will cure you"
Rochester Post. -
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-05-06
Are You Going East?

If SO, why not combine
speed and safety with
comfort? In travelling,
yonr convenience is well
looked after by the great
Rio Grande Western Rail-
way. See that your tick
cts read via that road,
which offers choice of
three distinct routes and
the most magnificent
rail road scenery in the
world. Send 25 cents to
J. FL. Bennett, Salt Lake
City, for copy of the beau
tiful illustrated book,
"Utah, a Peep Into the
Mountain Walled Treas
ury of the Gods"
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-05-06

Hon. Daniel F, Beatty, the great Or
gan and Piano man Of Washington, Nj,
is buster than ever. In 1870 Mr.. Beatty
left home a p%enniless pillow boy, and by
his indomitable will he has worked his
way up SO as to sell 90 far, nearly 100, 900
Of Beatty's Pianos and Organs since 1870.
Nothing seems to dishearten him obsta-
Giles lay in his way that would have
turns to an advertisement and comes out
Of it brighter ethan ever. His instru-
ments are in use everywhere. We are
informed that during the next ten years
he intends to sell 200, 900 more OF his
make. That means n business Of $20,-
000, 900, if we average thema at 800 each.
1t is already the largest business of the
kind in existence. Read his advertise
ments.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-05-06
Chased with a Mouthful.

Captain Bendire. a well known orni-
biologist, was riding along the banks of
Rillitto creek, Arizona, when he saw a
big black hawk. He followed the flying
bird and ut length came up with it,
perched on a dead limb of "a cottonwood
tree. A bulky nest was in a fork of the
tree about 40 feet from the ground. The
mate of the hawk which the captain had
been following was sitting on the nest.
Hoping to secure a trophy. Captain
Bendire climbed up to the nest. in which
he found a single pale blue eAg. The
parent birds circled around manifesting
their anger at the intrusion by shrill
screams. but the captain took the egg
He put It in his mouth for safe keeping.
as he required both hands in his descent
Suddenly from his elevated perch he
caught sight of several Apache Indians
crouched in q small canyon about 80
yards distant. They were evidently
watching him.
He was awake to his danger in an in
slant, but he manifested no signs Of
alarm and descended to the ground in q
~leisurely ann Had the Indians per-
ceived that they were discovered. they
would have been waiting for the egg
hunter ut the foot Of the tree.
AS it was the captain reached the
ground. mounted his horse and started
on q gallop for the camp. FIVE miles dis
tant.
In a moment the Apaches broke cover
and pursued. They chased him nearly
to the camp. but he reached 1t. in safety.
the egg still In his mouth. II was un-
broken. Owing to its large size the cap
tain had difficulty in removing 1t from
his mouth without injuring 1t. His jaws
ached Tor some time afterward. Youths
Companion.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-05-06
SkeptiCa1.

"They ara going to try the minister for
heresy," said Deacon Potterby.
slow so." asked the sinner.
wy, we had II pound party for his bene.
ct n couple of weeks ago, and what did he
do but have u pair OF scales and weigh cv-
erything that was brought in. n-Indianap-
oils journal.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-05-06

First Mature Maiden Mr.. Smith looks
quite young and jaunty since his marriage,
doesn't hei
Second Mature Maiden-Yes, SO he does.
He looks almost as young as he did when !
refused him. He was 25 then.
First Mature Maiden Indeedi l had no
idea he was-50. Truth.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-05-06
1t Was,

A London newspaper relates that a few
days ago Queen Victoria was greatly
charmed with a piece of music performed
by the band playing in public at Osborne
and sent one of her attendants to learn the
name of the piece. The attendant came
back and reported with some embarrass-
ment that it was entitled Come Where the
Booze is Cheaper. "-Argonaut.
The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-05-06

She-You are always sneering at wom-
en- who talk too much. Are you hitting
Mt me?
He-Not at al. There are lots of
women besides you who talk too much.
Texas Siftings.