The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1893-10-06

Our Bcsakka Friend oscs Dowa to h
large ONCE.

Our tlctihkn Friend ooes Dawa TO the
Barge onice.
"Vhell. vhas awidowcr for cater
two years now. ind says 10 my frendt
'Shon obenhauser. in Houston sthreet--
says 10 him der odder day:
Shon, naype get married some
more, ehs do You pellet he vhas all
rightT
Certainly, Mr.. Vogclsblaat-ccr-
tainly und like 10 glf You some
pointers Go down Ply dot barge Office
when some sherman einigrants come in
und pick YOU oudt wife. In dot vhay
You doan' hat TO do some sparlSin'-see?
IND all der sherman girls bring oafer
lots OF money und vhas as healthy ash
beer
"Vhell. dot seems sensible to me und
keep watch for some sherman folks.
When big crowd comes in puts some
grease ON my hair, pay boy fife cents
to shine my shoes oop, und vhas a
regular shimiandy when ! goes me
down by dot barge Office. lvhas look
ing around when a bolicemans init a
red face says to me:
Hello, you TELLER, who You like TO
see aroundt here|
OF you please. sir, I like to find
some sherman girl nit red checks und
fife honnercd dollar who yhill marry
der hes, man in No, York. Will you
be SO Nndt ash TO spheak for me-?
"'Who You vhaS, eh?
81 vhas Shon Nogolsblaat, IL YOU.
blease ind make somepody kind hus-
bands
".Vhell | SEQ ahoudt him You
shtand oafer dere ind shall 60 in und
shpeal; nit some young und tender
matohen und pring her oudt Maybe
you Will name dot first shild after me,
Ell?
LOT you blease, mister bolicemans,
name all der shildrens otter you, und
bless you forever
"Vhell he goes in, und by und by he
comes oudt again init a vomans who
vhas zeeNty years oldt She vhas all
bent oafer und almost blind, und she
hat to walk nit cane
Here she vhas, my poy' he calls
TO me. She vhas VERY young und
tender, uni you must be kind To her.
"'She vhas no girl. DO you pelief |
vhas fool2'
"'No girl! Why, you Dutchmans, you.
Was you hlind2 She vhas only 10
years oldtr
she vhas hoonered. sir, und Ghe
vhas noa sherman, either
Ilumph' Well, you must he some
idiots OF course she vhas a sherman
Shpeak to her in der Sherman Ian
guage.'
Eyes, me bye Sphake to me in
the lingo. was waitin fer you these
two days, me darlint'
Take her, Mr.. Vogelsblaat
her und be some happiness, said dot
bolicemans.
{" 'Neferr
"'Nhat! You make me alldis troubles
for nothingsl You lie TO me about how
you like to git married to some nice
Sherman girl. Take dot
"Und he gifs me der club more ash
fife times, und dot oldt vhomans kicks
me twice, und vhas run in like tief.
When goes before der shudge hc looks
ut me und ,ays;
my frendt, ifanypody fools aroundt
like dot he yhas some badt mans uud
must be punished
Z" But, shndge, | doan' like no wife
seexty wears oldt'
"'Dot makes no Difference, Mr.. No-
gelsblaat. Dis vhas u free country, you
know, Dot oldt yhomans vhas entitled
to husband shust as mouch as der
young girls, und | hat to find you
4 guilty und make you bay four dollars.
"Und when seetle oop dot fine ind
goes oudt ON der sthreet who you pellet
vhas dere? Why, dot oldt vhomans init
her cane. und she calls to me:
Fax, und maybe you like To thrife
wild tender young gals affections
again. Good for der shudge, und il
Wasn't so young uud bashful I'D be
aftherlnakin' you dance to the swate
und gentle music of shillaleh playin'
about your legs '"-Detroit Free Press.