Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1893-07-30

property. When pushed by
his creditors, he could only run around
among customers and look az their
tongues. Plum's popularity among the
dead is remarkable. Friends OF de-
ceased always send for him, too. because
| his shaving Is a sure test that the re-
mains are not In trance. Plum has
an old razor called EXsahler that makes
ones face feel like a pillar OF hre by
day and a pillar OF prussic acid by night.
Wherever IL alights one notices little
tickling sensation as he doth who sit
teth down where the little black hornet
or typhoid touch-me-not OF Tennessee Is
opening a Worlds Fair.
The appointment and administration
OF Kope Elias as internal revenuepol-
lector OF this district 10 giylng more and
more satisfaction. He has $50 agents
under him, all OF whom are a perfect
gentleman. The Internal revenue az
fairs here have never been 20 genial Ia
North Carolina "a at the present time.
Such meu as Hezekiah Gudger agree
with this sentiment. IL has always
been q very difficult matter 70 attend 10
revenue affairs here without making
personal enemies, but at the present
time all Is harmony. Kope Eliasis the
most harmonious man that the Presl-
dent could have named. He is one Of
our subscribers end knows that we will
send back the little willow covered
tank as soon as we are through with IT,.
A few more harmonious appointments
would please US at any time. Skoal.
Kope. Skoal just once more for the
seegars.
The purchase Of the Pink Bed and
Plsgah track by Mr.. Vanderbilt, en-
bracing 20, 900 acres OF land, has thrown
the Colored Christian Endeayor Society
Of that place out Of q home. as all the
buildings on the property will be demol-
ished. The society Is looking about for
a location. They are offered q bonus
and q good baptlE!nR place below here
on the river. but have not yet accepted.
The ColOred Coarse Comb band OF Pls-
Eah also hnds itself hors de como back,
as their old tract Is 10 be fenced OF and
planted with fallow deer and terrapin.
Many people find themselves homeless
in that locality, and as soon as they can
is so called because the great basin. ss
surveyed from the mountains ~ the
midsummer season, Is a vast bed Of In
dian plnks most beautiful 10 behold.
The name does not mean. IS q CORE
spondent seems 10 think, that pink
counterpanes are used there exclusive
ly. They are not.
Wanted-By q former president Of
savings bank situation In good fsml-
~, to do chores In . private home, or 10
take care OF . disagreeable invalid.
VIII run OF errands or do farm work or
look out for = well educated young
woman who is going abroad. Ready a.
figures and can show az once by means
Of piece OF chalk aud eide OF barn how
much q servant girl can have In 200
years II she puts 81 In the banR every
week and keeps her ere on IL al tbs
time.
Farming IL not such 3 safe profession
az many would have "a believe. A mao
named Rlbhsrd Davis was buried dur
lng the sumner a. the Bumgarner
graveyard who was Instantly killed
while following the plow. ~ae Was go
az q high rate OF speed, the OF muls
having secured the line nader bis or her
tail, a. the case may be. when the Glow
struck . hickory root 10 such . say az
70 crush the ribs Of Mr.. Davis bx n
blow from one OF fbe handles. KIN
him instantly. Al week ago Cd
mar named BIT lex, Of Tfassyl Il