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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
THOUGHTS OF JOKERS.

Skiggs-What is this fountain of youth
hear So much about? Is there such a
thing?
Skagg-If you had four children, as l
have, and every one possessed of an
unquenchable thirst for soda water,
you'd never ask that questiOn.-Boston
Transcript.
OLD Nick doesn'tchuckle half as much
over Sunday Opnning of an instructive
exposition as he does over heresy
trial.-kansas City Journal.
1t is bad enough to break party ties,
but it isn't half so embarrassing as to
have them work around under your
ears.-TeXas SiftingS.
Waiter-You've forgotten something,
sir.
Mr.. Nerl ous-Dear me, how stupid of
me. Here's quarter. Now, what was
1t that had forgotten?
The quarter you just gave me, SIR"
Kings Jester.
A gentleman took long cruise
To cure an attack of the bluise,
He went on yacht
He lately had bacht
And now the wide ocean he vuise
Boston Conrier.
Servant Girl-Our new ledger is GER
tainly not as great an artist as the
former lOdger.
MistreSs-What makes you think so?
Servant Girl-Because. his room is not
half SO untidY.-Schalk.
DIR. A.-Why do you always make
such particular Inquiries as to what
your patients eat? Does that assist you
in your diagnosis?
DIR. B.-Not that, but it enables me to
ascertain their social position, and ar
range my fees accOrdingly.-Neue Zeit.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

THE Washington Star says: In st.
Paul Mgr.SAToLI blessed The schools of
the country, and asked a particular
blessing Oh the schools of Saltwater
and FariDaut. This was doubtless well
meant, but it looks like a discrimina-
ton" Are the schools OF Washington
III need of particular blessing?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
Sentenced a Train Robber.

ST. LOUIS, June 30.-Sam Wilson, the
lone train robber who held up and
robbed the Missouri Pacific passenger
train at Pacific, Mo-, on che night Of
May "a, pleaded guilty in the counH
court at Union this morning. Judge
Hirsell sentenced him to fifteen years
in the pen at Jefferson.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
CONCERNING PEOPLE.

Gen. Ezeta, OF Salvador, and Miss
Aida Dent Wright, of Georgia, are to
be married in New York early in the
fall. Miss Wright is typical Southern
girl, and is said to DE one OF the most
beautiful of the Georglans. Gen. Ezeta
is vice president of Salvador, and will
be president next year.
Catholic education day in Chicago,
Sept. 2, will be marked by the presence
OF three of the foremost Catholic orators
OF the country. Archbishop Ryan will
speak on The Vocation of The Christian
Educator" Archbishop HennesSey on
The Catholic View of Education" and
BOurke Cochran OH PATRIOTISM"
His MAJESTY ChulalOngkern SOmdetch
Phra Saramndr Maha, king of Siam,
has just received from the English
builders his yacht which was ordered
last year. 1t is a large vessel, and is
ro0niy enough to contain all the royal
titles and umbrellas and leave space for
the crew beside. 1t is so arranged as to
he used as war vessel if necessity
should arise.
Admiral Tryon, W. o was lost on the
Tryon, the English colonial governor of
New York, who assisted at the burning
of Norwalk, Conn, watching the CON
fiagratIOn from safe distance. He was
Il most pesiiferous Old Tory, and hi.
memory is held in detestation by the
people of New York and Connecticut TO
this day.
Mrs. Stannard has turned aside from
the more f1Owery paths of literature,
and is now at WORK OH novel with a
theological basis. 1t Will be entitled
The Soul OF the Bishop" and will
tackle agnoStlciSm and Christianity and
their influence on cOnnubial bliss. Mrs.
Stannard is reported to have been en-
gagged for two years on this delectable
work, and has rewritten iG three times.
Lady Aberdeen, the patroness of the
Irish village down at Jackson park. is
very proud of her Irish blood. Her
mother was an Irish lady, the daughter
of Sir James Weir Hong, who was the
father of Lord Maghermone. Lady Alb
erdeen is thus descended from the
O'NeilS of Antrim.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
Rainmaker at Aberdeen.

Special to the Globe.
ABERDEEN. s. D., June SOL. Nor
ris, rainmaker, has arrived from Doland,
aud has gone to work to make good
rain within five days on the no rain, no
pay plan. A clJiZens' committee will
decide whether any showers which may
come properly belongs to him, ana no
money will be paid over unless he es-
tabIiSheS fair claim to 1t.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

THE Louisville Courier-JournaI says:
"lndia, forced by the steady deprecia-
ton of the silver rupee, suspends I'M
limited silver coinage, as if she were not
aware of the daily denial by the lone
and luminous Atlanta silverite that the
rupee has ever deprecated" VIII the
Constitution continue to be ignored?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

by jumping into the Red river near the
Fargo mill, but was rescued by I. San
derson. She had just secured a pension
as a soldiers widow and did not care to
live longer. She had quarrel with her
daughter, Mrs. Shibley. early this
morning.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

GOV. ALTGELD is reported to have re-
marked that the newspapers could not
cut through my hide in three weeks
with an AK" 1.-The said it. he did a very
foolish thing. He may yet awaken to
the fact that the opinions of news
papers are worth respecting.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
SHE KNEW.

Behind a rock
Upon the sand,
They sat in bliss;
He held her hand
Until she said
Dear George, are you
Aware your sleeves
Might well hold two?"
4 moment passed;
No words ex changed,
A rushing sound,
Things rearranged;
And then a voice,
Though out or sight,
IT'S heard quite plain:
by Jove, you're right"
-Clothler and Furnisher.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

JUsTUs SCHwAB, the noted anarchist,
says; Anarchy is only in its infancy,
but Gov. ALTGELD has helped it on to
maturity" a little more talk like that,
and the anarchists will learn that Gov.
ALTGELD's efforts have helped the
order ON to Destruction.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
Lost An Ear.

CANDo, n. D., June 29.-William
Phelps had his left ear bitten off by
stallion. Fhe latter bit at another
horse. which just got out of the way,
and the groom received the attack and
lost his ear,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

A FRENCH torpedo boat can run at
twenty-siX knots an hour, which is more
than thirty English miles. This speed
is so great that the officers on watch are
compelled to wear goggles to protect
their eyes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
Welded at Watartown.

WATERFOWL, s. D.. June 29-Miss
Mena Heegard, of the Northwestern
Conservatory of Music at Minneapolis,
was married at the home of her parents
here yesterday to Albert Nj. Sheldon, of
ClOQuet, Mimi
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
MoNITEun ..4DNIsHED.
Further Discussion Of the Pope's
f:ncYCiical Forbidden.

Encyciical Forbidden.
New YORK, June 30.-The Rome cor
respondent of the Catholic News cabled
to.lay: The MOniteur de Rome received
on Thursday a letter of admonition
from the Vatican condemning the arti-
Giles published by the Moniteur on the
9th and 2Sth inst, relative to the re-
cent papal letter on the school question
in the United States, and forUidding
further discussion on the subject. The
pontitical letter is considered here the
strongest of any papal utterances in
favor of the parOchia! schools.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
Convicted an alderman.

PITTsBURG, June 3O.-This afternoon
the jury in the case of Alderman Robe,
charged with misdeameanor in not
turning money from fines imposed into
the city treasury, returned a verdict of
guilty.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
Monterey at Port Townsend.

-PoRT TOWNSEND, Wash. June 30
The coast defense vessel Monterey ar
rived here this morning. The engines
and ship worked splendidiy in heavy
seas and strong head winds lasting two
davS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
Camp POPLAR River Abandoned.

WASHINGTON, June 3O.-The secre-
tary of war has issued orders for the
abandonment of the military post at
Poplar river camp, now garrisoned by
two companies of the Twentieth in
famtry. and its transfer to the interior
department for disposition under the
law.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

Special to the Globe
CHAMBERLAIN, S D., June SO.-The
first stock shipment from the ceded
Sioux land ranges, comprising ten car
loads. has left for Eastern markets.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
Died Withnnt Warninn

KENYON, Mimi, June SO.-Miss Lila
Juveland, while sitting at supper, fell
dead without a moments warning;
cause, rheumatism of the heart. She
was aged sixteen.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
Tin THE PLAYHOUSES.

Jacob Lifts players VIII be seen for the
last time in The Planters Wife" this after
noon and tonight. AS a novelty at the matt
nee the management of the Grand announce
that all who attend will be served, with
Aliens Ice cream between the acts. This
will be a new and attractive matinee feature
and one that should prove pleasing to the
ladies and children. Tomorrow night THE
Edge of Society," Will be seen for the first
time in this city, with Carrie Turner and J.H
Gilmour in its leading characters. 1t viii be
the first version of Dumas lie Demi Monde
ever given in this city, although various
adaptations of the play have been meeting
with success in all the large cities the past
season.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

THE OPINION is gaining among dis
tinguished military men that an army
may be too large to be effective. as well
as battleship. There is likely to be
another revolution in the methods of
war preparation.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

NJ. B. Hutchins, formerly with the
Wisconsin Central at Chicago, arrived
yesterday and was busy looking after
affairs among his friends, the railroad
ticket agents.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

JUST because a few bald-heads have
secured pensions is no sign that every
bald-head in the front row of the par
QGette peering up at the ballet girls is a
pensioner.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

The news that was received yesterday
afternoon to the effect that President Cleve-
land would call special session of congress
on Aug. seemed to have a most excellent
effect, especially with the business of the
Wilbur Opera company at the Metropolitan
opera house as the house was packed last
night to witness Fra Diavoio" and the
standing room only sign was again displayed.
The opera Will be repeated this afternoon
and tonight. Tomorrow night and all next
week the Wilbur company will present for
the first time IN this city Audrans greatest
musical work, Indiana" Special scenery
and new costumes will be used in this pro-
duction. and it is expected that the business
OF Indiana" will surpass ali previous weeks.
special matinee will be given on the Fourth
of July.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

J. D. Maloney, recently proprietor of
the Tibbett house, Preston. Mimi, is at
the Clifton visiting his friend, Sherman
Schofeld. the well known travelling
man for w. p. Rugg & Co.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

TIRE buzzard silver dollar is now
worth little more than half a gold dol
lar. But it is made to buy just as much
as a full gold dollar.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

A WITNESS in Canadian suit testi-
fed that in the last Dominion election
hebought votes at prices ranging from
s. to $50 each. That country is ripe for
annexation.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

LONDON is having another Jack the
Ripper scare. 1t they would import a
good American detective over there, he
would catch the devil.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

GEORGIA has begun a severe bonn
bardment of the North with watermel-
OnS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

THE Forum has dropped into poetry
1t will be cracking jokes yet.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
VT in advance. $1,000 3 mos in adv. 81 so
1 m in advance. 500 5 weeks in adv. 4
One month 80. sc.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
ANARCHY IN SPAIN.

When Spain has less ornamental aris-
tocracy Of the feudal kind, social cOndi-
tons will be so altered as to remove the
desperate discomfort which breeds an
arehy.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The anarchist who tried to blow up
the residence of the late prime minister
of Spain was killed by the explosion of
his own bomb. So may all dynamiters
perish.-Louisville Commercial.
In view of the way in which dynamite
Is being dropped around in Madrid, the
Infanta Eulalia may have found it to
her interest TO have remained here and
enjoyed herself with our high society
this summer.-New York Advertiser.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
THE CURRENCY.

The course of the government Of
Great Britain may be wise or not. but
it is conclusive Of the future of silver as
a money metal of full legal tender on
any conceivable ratio. 1t. is now eper
sto- us to fix our currency unchaHgeably
on the gold basis while using silver as a
subsidiary money of limited volume,
and the sooner we do this the sooner
andthe more surely Will we get our
itch share0f the commerce of the world
with its accompanying prosperity
New York Times.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

SUNDAY ALONE.
.yr in advance. 81 90 3 mos. IN adv. soc
m i'll advance l 90 l M. in advance. 2cc
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
The Pensionno Object.

FARGO. v. D.. June 3O.-At noon to-
day Mrs. Welch tried to commit suicide
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

If any doubt any longer existed on the
: hopeless character of the experiment on
which the United States entered in 1879
of restoring silver to its old ratio with
gold, snone can exist now. If India,
with an Asiatlc population of PSI, COO, 900
and 100000 square miles, with silver
afff iminemorial use and national habits
which absorb vast quantities for per-
sonal ornament and in hidden boards.
cannot keep silver in free and constant
circulation. then no country cau.-
Philadelphia Press.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

9RI-WEEKLY- DAILY Monday, Wednesday
and Friday9
ayr in ADVANCE .s4 90 8 mos. in adv..S2 W
months in advance. 81 W.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
Cne year 81 six mo-, CSC Three mo-, SOC
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
IelN ed. ACGless all letters and kilograms to
THE GLOBE. st. Paul, Min.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

o Eulalial Thou gem
From old Iberia's palacesl
PRAY tell Us. do they have III Spain
The summer girl with gsilowsesf
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01
THE DAILY GLOBE

ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATE
DAILY (NoT INCLUDING SUNDAT.)
VT i'll adyal &c. SIS 90 8 m in advance. 200
IN i'll adYaI ce. A 90 weeks in adv o.
One month 7Cc.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

THE Goddess of Liberty will appear
III bangs July 4.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

UNCLE SAM would like to try the
gold cure.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

The repeal of the Sherman law will
obviously cut off a large part of the ex-
listing market for the metal. and leave,
besides, hanging over, its future mar
zket. the huge government stock bought
under the fatal act of 1890 What will
be done eventually with this Si46. 00e,-
600 worth of dead treasury assets no
human being ventures to predict, and
uncertainty weighs heavily on speeu-
lative market.-New York Evening
Post. -'s.'
When the question of repeating the
Sherman law comes before congress we
are confident that majority in both
houses will be forced to the conclusion
that the law in question affords a better
way OF increasing the volume of circula-
ton III accordance with the growing de
mandS of population and business than
any other yet suggested, except the free
and unlimited coinage of silver.-Den-
yer Republican.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

Z. =. LYONS,
Local Forecast Official.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

The way to battle conspiracy against
the country's prosperity is for the Dem
ocrats to unite in resoIutely carrying out
the policy and redeeming the pledges of
the Chicago platform. In this line of
Democratic progress the repeal Of the
Sherman act has. through the force of
recent events. become the first essential
step. That done, other good things will
be added to us.-New York Mercury.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-01

With no prematurely called extra ses-
sion to tinker with the Mckinley bill,
and consequently the tariff relegated to
the background for the time being, the
field has been free TO rivet public atten-
ton upon the ruin0us effects of the sui
cidal Sherman silver law. The result is
that the people are awakening to this
vital truth and demanding the repeal of
that law.-New York Herald.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-20

In recent lecture on THE Leaf and
It's Functions" Prof S. Fl. Vines, OF
Oxford University, England, referred
TO the enormous quantity OF water
drawn by the roots from the soil, and
bv this means discharged into the at
mosphere. For example, the common
sunfower was found to eIhale twelve
ounces of water in twelve hours, and an
oak tree, with an estimated number OF
ZOO, 900 leaves, would in the same way
give off something like seven hundred
tons of water during five months 1t car
ries its foliage While the other parts
of plants varied but little in their con-
ditions, the leaves, as being the most
important organs of vegetable life,
were able to alter themselves suit the
the conditions under which they had to
live, so that botanists were often able,
by the appearance OF giant tn tell the
climate and circumstances under which
il hat been grown.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-20
Straight Shot.

The Congressman was telling stories.
alt was on me, once" he said; 81 had
a friend who was dry as humorist, but
not always dry as drinker, and when
he was full he did foolish things. One
of these was to buy jackass for $500
and when he sobered up and knew
what he had done, he sold him back 10
the original seller for $500. Naturally
the loss of hundred made him sore
and he did not like TO be- twitted about
it. One day / saw him on a mule walt
ing in front Of a store and spoke to
him. He was just full enough to be
serious"
".Hello,'I said. and he responded
with nod.
"'You are Judge of that sort OF an
imal YOU are riding, aren't you?
" i don't know that l am particular
" So he said earnestly.
4" I thought you were In the ousl-
ness
'''No. amt
"'Didn't you buy jack for $500 not
long ago?'
Tine crowd that had gathered, gig
| gled, and he looked more serious than
ever.
- Yes, did, he answered solemnly.
/" What did you do with him"
atked, with a wink at the crowd to be
ready.
"He looked at me solemnly.
~ helped elect him TO Congress, Dc
said, without smile, and the how
that went up made me seek shelter II
the nearest place that could be found
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-20
A Trunk mystery.

"Your honor" said the complaining
witness, "this man is a nuisance to the
community, and"
What is he guilty OFF"
Running a trunk factory in full
blast"
81 never heard, said his honor, gaz-
ing mildly at the respectable appearing
prisoner, that there was anything i'm
moral in running a trunk factory"
sits the noise, your houOr. People
can't sleep in their beds at night"
II never heard OF q trunk factory
running at night, remarked bis honor
blandly; "will the prisoner please state
the circumstances"
"Thev are ladies' trunks, your honor,
made to order and With special instruc-
tions, which are a secret"
Tell the court all about Il" suggest
cd his honor ia a judicial voice.
After they are finished and the name
painted on, they are taken to the roof
OF the factory and thrown into the court
beneath"
"FOr what purpOse?"
''TO break the iron clamps at the
ends and make dents 10 the side. II
that process falls, l blow them open
with dynamite.
"May / ask why such q remarkable
method is used in the construction Of
your trunks?'
1T IS to give them q travelled look,
your honor. They are for brides who
wish TO travel incOgnito."
The prisoner was discharged.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-20
IL Dependg.

AsIrods quietly along the bank OF
Poor Fork, Just where the Pine Noun
tains begin TO let 10 over 20 where 1t
ioins the Cumberland river, 1 was stop
ned by a man sitting on the fence with
his arm In q sling and 8 Winchester In
his lap.
Brown's?"
,Dou mean the crossroads back here
about five miles," I asked, much sur
prissd that mountaineer should ask
me question first.
Eyes, that's the place"
IT stopped there 70 have a man nail a
sloe on my horse"
shsar um say anything about
shootin' match thar yistiddy?"
"I heard them say there had been
one"
''I hserd so, too, an war anxious to
find out Il il war so, Did you hear who
the shooters Wuz?"
II don't remember the names, but
they said only one Of the men had been
shot"
mot killed, reckon?"
"NO: be was shot in the body, they
thought, but he got away before they
found out how much he was hurt, or
Just where"
"This is a dogon funny country for
shootin' matches, amt itP' he asked
with 8 short laugh.
at looks that way" I replied eau
tiously. PERSONALLY, however, don
think / would enjoy them.
''Well, that depends, mister, on who
gifts shot.
"Perhaps it does; but you don't mean
to say you enjoy that kind Of thing do
you?"
II reckon didn't enjoy that one yis-
tiddy."
"Why?" I asked in surprise, ''you
were not there, were you?
eyes; Wuz Deskin' round a bit"
'sAnd why didn't you enjoy it II you
.ssed sI,9 see it?"
81 wuz the feler that got shot" he
said, and / could at least understand
why he hadn't enjoyed that one.