The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-05-21
PTTH AND POINT.
AN Active Sphere-A rubber ball

An Active Sphere-A rubber ball
Truth.
Jack Hardup-'Is there any cure
for love?" Lovina Cottage-"Oh. yes.
The gold cure. Puck.
Miss Snippit-'Men are such fools"
Miss Darley--Ah. who has proposed 10
you now. dearP''-Brownjug King 4
Co 5 Monthly.
Has Scratcher made a name for
himself since he's been in the city,
NO. he found ne could do much better
by forging his uncle's. -lnter-Ocean.
Teacher Now, Robbie. YOU may
name the five senses" Eobbie-The
one cent, the nickel, the ten, the TWEEN
tY-fve and the fifty cents. ~ Inter
Ocean
I'm Casey saloon YOU get Column
bia stamp with glass of beer. What's
the idea of that?n well. after you've
licked the stamp you are 50 dry YOU
need two more glasses. Judge.
rYoung Collegian IF only people
knew as much as they think they
/ know VaSsar Graduate twicledlyl
Why. then. the undergraduates
would be delivering lectures to the pro
fessors3 Vogue.
Too Personal -- Horse-dcalcr -
''What. that horse vicious? Not bit Of
it. sir. She wouldn't hurt flea Pros
pective Purchaser Well, you needn't
make any personal remarks. haven't
| got neas fudge.
-Jinks-"When burglars were in
your house the other night did Mrs.
FiIkins look under the bed for a mani
FilSins-''Yes; and found one. too
Jinks-"One of the burglars Flitins
No; me.''-Harper's Bdzar.
A foreign paper has the following
.vertisement: A Tyrolesc, who for
several wears has served as Swiss
/ lackey to an Austrian nobleman. wants
a situation as English Jockey preferred.
! in a French family. Der Feiera bend
An Earnest Efort.-Mrs, Lanou-
veau-''Do you believe that society
/ women are siucerea" Mr. Riches -
Sometimes they are. Mrs. Lanouveau
When" Mr. Riches They aye
always sincere when they are trying TO
match silks a a dry goods counter
/ -Nervc-'.This Is my latest scheme
/ for calling attention 10 my wares. re-
marked the industrious poet and hu-
| morist. as he displayed an engraved
I letter-head bearing the following lc-
gcnd: In returning manuscript ed
itors are politely requested 20 enclose
! stamps enough 10 send il along 20 the
! next office on the route. Truth.
The Cold Truth.-The ice-uan Is
I never at loss for an explanation and
when the dog days come and he IS
asked why his rates are 50 high. when
/ last winter was SO cold and productive
Of his commodity, be viii smile the
crafty smile Of prime-miui-ter. and
say that be is selling the ice Of the
winter before last. which was a warm
/ one. and that last winter the snow was
so deep and hard that they coUldn I
get down 20 the pend Puck
His Name A young spaEt notori-
I ous for his conceit. was hoa-tHuE in the
/ presence Of several gentlemen about
+ the conquest hc had gained over the fe-
male heart Look. said be- here S
handsome present itdi t''ti3 NY 4d'A
( iuamorata ~ the same time handing
round . beautiful cigar-ca-e All al
nired tho article, which had an indorse-
ment Of It's quality stamped upon Il.
( Very nice gift remarked ONE ~ the
7 coupauT. 4 perceive your IaeF-iove
/ even had your name put on tae case. '
We'll. that's queer. answered the
( boaster, j never noticed il" Look
again" refojaed the candid one. the
( ease IS distinctly marked real calf e. -
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