The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1893-02-01

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ihe Coming Newspaper Man.
From she Valdosta Times.
Thescientists and most of the leading |
thinkt Is of the age accept the evolution
lheoryas the most rational way Of &C
countiig for mans existence. Those who
wouldiaugh the theory to scorn find it
impossible to acco9nt for the rudimenta-
ny mu6les that once Topped the ears of
man, q for other. organs in the anatomy
of the tenus homo that have dwindled
away Tito utter uselessness, because envi-
ronmelts no Logger requires their use.
All organic life has power to adapt itself
to it's Surroundings; and the future man
will be classified in distinct species as
varied and numerous as mans vocations.
For exampe, > the merchant will be so con-
stituted al to wear constant smile in
the presente of his customers and per-
petual scovl in the presence of his clerks.
The lawyei will develop tongue as long
vs the ameteur's speech of the present;
and that tongue and the absence of gray
matter in The skull will be the distin-
gushing textures of the species. The
doctor WILDE born with a mask of wis
dem over th9 density of his ignorance,
and each ealing or profession will devel-
opIits own peculiar species of man. But
the freak ofthe age will be the newspa-
per man. Ee will be constituted SO that
his inermOsi feelings will never rise and
clamor for something from the green
grocers. HIS digestive organs are rapid
ly adapting themselves to circumstances,
and are approaching that stage OF devel-
opment when they will be able to ex-
tract sufficient from compli-
ments, cursng, and free circus tickets,
to keep the lamp Of life still burning.
He will have many advantages over the
newspaper man of today, who if he is
healthy, soon contracts a clamorous ap-
petite and an elegant Acknowledgements
wide grocery bill, which he is expected
to settle on The same basis as ordinary
mortals. Strange as it may seem to sub
scribers, the journalist of today is forced
to pa tro r1izse the grocer, and that nafd-
hearted individual asks him to hypothe-
cate the coin OF the realm IS collateral.
To avoid seeming too conspicuous he
must visit his clothier now and then, and
the cautious Hebrew inquiries if he has
the money before he exhibits his wears.
Besides all this, the type foundry, the
paper factory, and the ink maker, all Ia
Dor under the delusion that the newspa-
per office is in receipt of regular remit
tances from creditors, and they all hustle
for ''1at take" Then, too, the mana
ger, in sheer desperation, pre- misses sala-
ries to the working force, and at the end
of each month there is the editor, prin.
ter, and the devil to pay. The uninitia-
ted see the editor haunt a pass in the
face of the railroad conductor, and they
say, verify this man hath no need of
money" But those wh) have Travelled
along the journalistic highway, and have
seen it strewn with the corpses of news
paper enterpri ses, know that the editor
pays higher car fare and bigger price
for show tickets than any other mortal
living. Under the influence of evolution
all this will be different. The coming
publish 81 will have no wants that unas-
sisted nature does not supply; no neces-
81 les that bave cash value. The editor
will live on glory; the printers subsist
on the odor Of printers ink, and the
devil will always get his due bill. The
average publisher will find consolation
in this assurance. After evolution gets
in it's work the pangs of hunger will be
strangers TO his innermost consciousness
and the clamors of the creditors will be
music to his ears. He will scowl upon
the advertising agent; smile handy on
! the collector; toss the contribution of
the influential but crude correspondent
into the waste basket; and in lieu of a
wardrobe he will wrap himself in medi-
tation, and thank the gods for evolution.
Deafness Cannot be Cured.
by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There Is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional r nedies.
Deafness is caused by an inAamed condi-
ton of the mu, Gus lining of the Eusla-
chan Tube. When this tube is int1amed
you have rumbling sound or imperfect