Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1893-02-02

OSiuS It's ltU pei dUu d WUuldu, Is
that the former is daller ana the
latter more cutting.
A learner OF skates is apt to feel
hurt a. his repeated collisions with
the floor, but he should remembe
amid his injuries that he struck it
| first.
The Only advantage there is in d
persons touching a buzz saw to fnd
out if It's going is, that he's never
likely to be frostsbtten in his
! fingers.
Plainly the type-writers in form
ing & trnst seem to think they know
their own business best. This is one
of those things where they won't be
dictated to.
We hope to hear tho answer,
When it cotnes. to tbs question a
little boy once asked li5 father
"How an they keep anything IN
the botfomless pil!
A man may le the architect of
his fortune, but almost any man
would consent to forego the architect
business if be was only artist
enough in his way to draw IA nice
check.
Bob Ingersoll is about to take to
the platform once more for the pur-
pose Of ridiculing religion. He
would confer great boon on 'hu-
manity if he would only ''take to
the woods ..
A sirgle sheet of paper six feet
wide and Z miles in length has
teen made at the Watertown, N.
!. :, paper works. 1t weighed 2,2O7
pounds and was made and rolled
entire without single break.
The "heart failure" has become a
fac. Heart di,tase can .hi !, as
can lung disease. But, of course,
man cannot die until his heart
ceases to act. The papers might as
we'll say he died for lack of
breath.
New York has another unfinished
memorial on her hands-that of
General Hancock-lnd she is shout
Jig for other cities to come along
and chip in their spare dolls
lars o the unfinished monumen ental
city's collection of public statues.
O course it is d fficu't to deter
mine whether Ire weather IS due
to Ilarrison's adm ;nistration or t.
the pr spects of G eveland 5, but
that there should be any fine
weather a. ali after Cleveland's
election was something that great
many .peop e refuse t. admit.
The suggestion Of Chicago
lawyer that Pres dent Harrison
should resign in order to enable
his successor (noW VicesP resident
MoItpn) to appoint him to the vas
cant sat on the B nch Of the SUI
D. eme Court is an indication that
the silly season is aboutto set in
this year earlier than usual.
To make money cheap is to
make every thing that money buys
CORES onding y dear. We should
ike sny labo'iug man whose
fancy is tick led by tic cheap money
idea to explaiu how he expects to
be ben, 6ted by the cheapening of
that which he gets for his work
and the making dear # The things
he mnst live upon.
The custom of -suspending the
business Of Congress as an express
sion Of so,row fer the deaths OF
pubic men has become mere per-
functory tribute, with scarcely any
of: its original significance, as well
as frequent source of embarrass-
Inent to legislative business. The
practice should he abandoned at
once and forever,
Womau's L. fuence-Woman
has become very important fac
tor of our modern C vilization.
Without her u ging and enthu.-
siastic presence half the W heels of
progres would come to standsti'l
and the other half would probably
begin to turn the wrong way. She
is the inspiring impulse which
keeps our various charities in
motion; she has a place in the
inanagementof every hospital; she
is the chiet dependence cf our
clergy in All mission work, With
cut her our churches would disin-
to~roto ond nm hi n xuorc hiy. oh poo