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Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1893-08-12

layhpRi has only three prisoners in her
count! .ail.
lAnne,s ARE snid 10 have destroyed the
ttuit crop III Verde valley.
The Copper Queen company has pur.
chased another copper claim as Blsbee
Tor Sli,u0.
The 81. Johns Herald says enough
water has run down the Little Colorado
glnce the rains commenced to irrigate
half Apache county, Il It could be stored,
The Hudson reservoir survey party
wns at last accounts working on Tonic
creek, The party numbers thirteen, II
nl,i take two months t. complete the
survey,
TIE PhnniN Gazette says; Col Jim
Rpuuitrre IL talking % taxing some u
his rue" horses 10 the Albuquerque fair
ihi- fall Mr.. Rnundtree hss some speedy
animals,
Reports from all over Pima county are
that the grass IL growing rapidly, M re-.
sun VI INV Ir''Il Ihlue, anu tuht the cat
tie are looking better than they have for
long time,
The Arizona Weather Magazine IL the
latest venture INTO the field OF Arizons
journalism. II ID an sttractively printed
puOtcn,lun, edited by Weather Ch.ei
BurrowH At Tucson.
The territorial board OF equalization
have placed the assessed value Of cattls
~ follows, Apache, 60 Cooonino. a.
Nayaps, s7,o3, Mohaye, S735, Marloops
- ~; CHA, ts,os; spinal, $3.50, Yuma
;lo, Pima, e. 81 ; Cochise, tIs7; Graham
SHOi
Mrs, Emma Holcombs, q succeesful ell
uchtor IN the south, died at Wilcox, Ar
iona, on the nth ult., aged - yeSra
Among her pupils were the daugh'
and grand daughters Of two presidents
and several L, \, senators and some o
the mue' prominent men IN that region
81" hal N Nashville. Tenn, the only IL
male school IN Teunesses which was no,
c,ur"d duriLg the civil war.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1893-08-12

thousands flofh 10 it, NAhdATd,
When n neS caus" IL presented t. ths
public It always excItes attention. 4
prominent physlcla. has sad thai a
grippe, during the last three years, 10
done more 10 weaken the hearts ~ TIE
world than any other cause thu, hA'
ever existed Those who have had ths
mal1dy and subseq uently found theni
selves subject 90 palpltatIon. sbot
breath, irregular pulse, wind IN stom sch'
pam ~ side or should ,r. smotherri
spells, fainting, dropsy, etc. may fs<
assured they have heart disease, Shlce,
unless checked at once, may rrsui
fatally. Dr, Miles New Heart Cure .
the only remedy that can bc relied uPs
Ia effect cure. Sold 10y T. IL Burars
\ son on u guarantees. Ask Tor Ie
Doctors new book, free
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1893-08-12
4 HAak " rerLcr.

II Ia rumored that VIM Eads, rssT
dent 81 Carrolton, Mo, formerly Gel
per cent, money shark at Las Vegas, IN
been appointed receiver u the Albuqps
que National bank, Eads il sklrhI''
and will We, Tor himself all tina, he 90
make out Of the bank aud leave the 60
Germ 90 hopelessly wrecked that It 81
10 hard 10 ind where the vault stood.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1893-08-12
Au,,rrme Court

H. H." supreme court the case Of ",
j. Slaughter VT. j, II, KnGebel was
argued ana EVhmlttsd,
TIE case IT Pueblo Of PoIosqus va J,
VI. MuUtuyh r!"rtment, was dismissed
on the ground that no copy u the tran
s'upt hnu he-u served in the time re-,
CURED 10y rule.
The court announced q decision over.
ruling y, H. Fields motion to dlsmies
tnn writ ~ error IN the damage SUI, u
joaquin Martin, u Albuquerque W. tie
A. ~ > r, road and granted u stay u
execution. New Mexican.
Have We any truly great men at the
pr-.eut day; Some doubt IT, and asE
t. be shown the modern Washington,
Franklin or Webster, However. this
may he, oi one thing We are sure, there
never WAS sreStsr blood purifier than
Ayers Ssrsaparilla.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1893-08-12

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Of. tu,. matter - Walter T. MI"i $751; :.
.r u,,rd Statos, 40. "a. | nIu uutun d,
....t aruuuuce the Uuuc,urlun % 90"
art .n tie motion ~ ihr lu0''.i ~l"'"t Y
,ii.flcy 'ut nu order rviuUIs Um" u
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lU,. ,Iatut. n hNr UI"l a." ..'.. q" "' '''
"a q. ~ IT ~ decree - toe urtnri ,""tt !
ut brtunu,lp county, Vulri - u" w" u
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,i.Drrr . eulhrleut g. rh.' 10. nn"""'"
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Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1893-08-12

Nr~- Notr-
{ q ~.mmrr. u,dr h,s "arap" from
tie M,.u--lppl PRISON ~ sc"l'ns IT."
Na...
IlrON.. republicans viii open their
rau.rusu IL, AKrpn, sept II GpN"r.
nur Mckinney S,,i make the principal
rpr"'u.
Ilr bnua : Lus,aud, the irst on the
urIrru pnu, Nns instituted VI lt,",
o., thr u,r klug cnp,tnI II the world II
l,l|,f',''a..
Colorado Iuee tot trliFh the "nl,ttIul
out prucos- ny urIug added tu III" great
American desert, ~ suggested 10y ~
Senator lugu.a.
Bn,nlug TT hoots Vac invented II
l.yn. ala tao manufacturers IA TIM
country ard l.nSiand sell over $4,000,
uJI 3D. ~. - Year.
I.r.l.i horrr ws. brought To TIN
r.l,..utlu IBIS. Now there are, II
o.. u,ri state. niuue, li,n,Hi,''
, y. ..,,, :'il,'n,'
Wallace. muue foreman. au
, t. .1 Should, tire boss, who Srr" a
l.... .oh-trd by sHs II the rSplori"
" {. A. occurred "a the Enst Boston, Ia
. m..rnrr dead.
% i.r damage 10 tobacco from han /
u a...,-lrr aud York counties. Penn
: r,.. ,llh ~ NJrsr than ut iifrt rrpurte,
O. u tired, 4 acres ~ tobacco Nere con
.'a.y tdi.~d.
.uly New York district uI"sseng'
i, D.. 80 are threatening to strike Decau'
, g." ormpauy has decldrd To- pay them &
y 18th ANA 10Th 10 the month instead
: ever! Saturday.
\ uumOrr ~ m,ulus experts and MT
dlrm"u are IN the country looking I
gold properties. II they look very haI
they Nt. Ind seyefa bis properties
Nunurro county
\ newly published prayer book, whlI
the ro,Ijcrs - the swedish army are I
CURED 10 carry whileln service, coutaI
- trnue.atibn u the familiar America
~ hymn, Rock ~ Ages"
\, Manchester, Euglsni, man
yrarr uid Who II supported b! the ~
- fuud, has beea sued Tor debt Of
The verdict Is that the old man must p
~ penny u year on IT, the first payment
"f be- made IL July, 1884.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1893-08-12

IIn r.N ROAD vii hr gtet "oh
,.r..ur" H. pruple living q" the nc,n't!
.'l.r lt.hnu prhuu ahu are nov con,
..u. 10 st,V, u rrrW,prs, marrow
ul nlmus, .orrtau'ly mu - route, AID
ry viii hAUy app",N," m"r"
Tree, and setter road.
Heath ,..kais hte already beginning
3. arrive u Albuqu"tqu", aud the ,n'iui
wi, puuuuur from nov until neat
r,rus. |, is the general opinion that
m.tr luNuuds vii pass the TALL anu
N,n,rr 'aihir eity than dunn. any r;e'
N.... ,r,r The advantage ~ thle " e.
-. - o." country Tor health e""Getr
rn- beet .N'rne,,-ly adv-rt,s-d dunn
tn. i,., f.N muuths and h-nehc'hl ef
',,'- pr, .ur' &C. Ice experienced by In
at,
l.,r,I ,'rd appointment ~ W "
l... 10. u..D,rr = the Albulu"rq'
So. -, unrs s".ms to Oe withou
fuuin,.r ~ Information his h'ci
.r,.r.,rI uy tie unuk people II such AZ
p.n'mruD
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1893-08-12

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Congressional Liars.

There are so many liars in the house!
A rule of the house provides that if
any member states to the speaker that
he was in the hall of the house during
the roll-call and failed to hear his
he may be allowed to vote after
the close of the second call. 1t is
often the case that members who have
been outside, over to the senate, or
somewhere else, come rushing in after
their names have been passed on the
list. and stand up before the speaker,
when he inquiries:
WAS the gentleman in the hall of
the house and failed to hear his nance"
Yes" the congressional liar meekly
asserts.
Call the genteman's name" says the
speaker, and the gentleman is duly re-
corded, and he is by Il little lie shown
by the Congressional Record that he
was attending to his business .-Wash-
ington Post.
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streets were deserted, business was at
nearly dark, a lady entered Joyce's pri-
vate room at the store. 1t was Mary
Hammond. !.
~ have heard" she said at once,
that You are a grand juror in the
February term. The postmaster's case
comes up before you"
Joyce's heart gave a bound. He had
not thought of that.
The grand jury, l am informed"
she went on, decide if there is suf-
icient ground to make out a case to go
before the court. You will have voice
in deciding whether or not there is a
case against the postmaster"
Joyce's eyes were like Goals of fire.
IF it were in your power you would
convict the postmaster" she said.
Joyce found his voice.
'If l knew him to be guilty, yes"
he said.
"He is guilty." she went on. 1.-THE
stamps were bought by me, with the
thousand dollars of my fathers insur-
ance. l proposed the fraud. Love for
nun IlduC Iue 40 dS i lave OOuc, lOVc
for me made him do the rest"
Without another word she went from
the room out into the snowstorm.
Joyce trembled in every limb. The
insult drove him wild. She knew that
he still loved her, and she called upon
that love to save Alroy yer at the
cost of honor. The outrage of it!
Alroy was guilty, and there was but
one thing TO do. Love and honor con-
tended hopeless love, inalienabie
honor. There could be no question as
to which would win.
The following day, the outrage-the
insult-gnawing at him, he went on
the h~undred-mile journey. On the
morning of the both he took oath that
he would do his duty as a good and
loyal man in the matters to be placed
before the grand jury. In a few
minutes more he was sitting with
twenty-three other men round a long
table listening to detectives and others
testifying against unseen people.
How many cases were disposed Of
he hardly knew, when he heard the
name he had waited for. Joyce raised
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Books Handled by Machinery.

In the library of congress, which has
over CSC, 900 bound volumes, the books
will hereafter be handled almost entire
ly by machinery. Orders will be sent
to the bookstacks, and books brought
from them to the desk for distribution
by trays suspended from endless
chains, the latter being made to travel
by means of an engine in the basement.
The mechanism will be noiseless and in
visible also; the carriers going beneath
the floor Of the great central reading
room, to and fro between the librarians
desk and the b~ookstacks. Every arriv-
ing tray will dump itself automatically
at the first desk. Likewise, in taking
volumes back, each tray will spill its
contents, of it's own accord, at a certain
tiar
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dsfray all the office expenses. in q
second-class office, clerk hire and other
liabilities were met by the govern
ment, while the salary of the master
was considerably increased. Alroy
proposed to raise his office tt second
class, SO as to be in a position to
marry. To do this, he must prove
that the business of his office had in
creased for a year to such an extent
that it eaualed existing second-class
offices. Late in the summer he said
that this was so. In September an ex-
pert discovered that, while the sale of
stamps for a year equaled that of an
office Of a higher grade, it did not rep
resent a corresponding increase in
mailed matter. Alroy was accused of
fraud.
In January Joyce vas summoned to
act as grand juror on the Goth of Feb
ruary, in the city, more than u hundred
miles away.
The afternoon of the 18th brought
Garrett a binding snowstorm; the
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1893-02-25
a Curious ExamuIe.

A youth at Oxford, being examined
in Paley, was asked if he could men
ton any instance of the Divine good
ness which he had found out for him
self. Yes; the conformation of the
lose of the bulldog. Its nose is so re-
tracted that it can hang on to the bull
and yet breathe freely. But for this it
would soon have to let 60" The bulls
point of view was not regarded at all.
Twenty five Years of st. Andrews.
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A Moral Drama.

Johnny Goodsole-Mom, can't I go to
tn theater?
Mrs. Goodsole-IIorrors! The ideei
Don't you know theaters is wicked?
Johnny Goodsole-I guess this ones
all right. Billy Bum seen this play
las year, an he says tn actors don't do
nothin' but talk bout people, like they
do in SEWN circles; an fall in love, like
sis a n Sam Sandfeld; an then git uE
caucuses to down somebody er other;
an every once in awhile they quarrel
like church choirs an fight like a
ried folks.-Good News.
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Definition OF Cheek.

Hans-Vst means dot ven dose Arnert
gamers say dot . man has some check,
or some gals, ell?
FRITZ lells how dot vas. Some
time ago | lends my friend Schmidt Won
hundret dc liars. He pays me not a cent
pack; SO | prings suit dot court in. und
l wins my suit. Den Schmidt he comes
10 me mine Office in.
He prings you dot money pack?"
"Not mouch; but lie wanted me to
lend him fifty dollars more to pay his
lawyer and dose costs. Dot ish vot
dose Americans call some checks and
Ralls"-Texas Siftings.
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Still Waters Run Deep.

The Teacher-There is one Of my
brightest boys sitting over there on
that rock writing while his companions
are wasting their time in idle play. No
doubt he is writing his lessons out for
tomorrow. Here, Jimmy, let me see
what you are writing.
Jimmy-No'm; don't want to.
Teacher-Ah, see his .nodesty? Come,
I want to read it.
This is what she read: please excuse
my son James from school to-day as he
is needed at ho-"-Bcston Globe.
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Modern
lrst Burglar-How We gittin on?

First Burglar-How We gittin on?
Second Burglar-Bully! DOM frs
rate. Robin doctors now. l JUS ring
TIL bell late at night, an tell EN- Mrs.
Astorbilt is fallin' in a faint an they
mus run fer her life.
Then do We knock EN- down wen
they come out?"
bah! You're way behind the times.
Quick as a p'liceman sees a mar runnin'
at night. he arrests i'm as a suspicious
character. I wait till they grab tn doc
tor, an then / go in an rob tn house"
IN. Y. Weekly.
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A Great Want.

Cleve-ton-I thought you were com
ing around to see me the other night.
Dashaway-I was; but just as /
started some friends called and I
couldn't go. wish might have called
ON you instead, but the boys insisted on
playing cards.
Cleverton-I don't see what more you
wanted.
Dashaway (bitterly)-I wanted an
other king.-udge.
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A Tramp Recipe.

Housekeeper-You promised that if
I'd give you a good meal and a suit of
old clothes, you'd tell me how to keep
the premises free from trarnps.
Tramp-Yes. mum, an I'm a mar o
me word, mum, an I'll keep n prom
Use, although that meal wasn't no great
shakes, an this suit amt much Of a fit.
But I'll tell ye."
"Well, what course am I to pursue?"
Never give 'em anything, mum.
Good day, NUM-. Y. Weekly.
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Ihibodaux Sentinel.
A TOO EASY LIFE.

OF oil the things to make a man grow lazy and
too fat
There's nothing like the easy life within a
modern fiat;
There science. art and ~janitors deprive him of
the work
He used to do about the house-in case he
couldn't shirk.
No more he chops the kindling wood or coal in
~scuttles lifts;
No more ne empties garbage pals or dusty
ashes Sits;
No stove and furnace fires now he ever makes
or cleans,
And as for lawn and garden work-he kuows
not what 1t means.
Instead of climbing stairs he takes an elevator
fine; .
To shovel snow from is no longer in
his line:
He brings no water from the well or bundles
from the stores,
Because the handsome ~ianitor does all the lit
tie chores.
And scarcely any furniture he needs to move or
buy;
The shades upon the windows are already hang
ing high;
He finds a lovely carpet in the coy rooms and
halls
And mirrors shine Respondent on the decorated
walls.
The ice box is a fixture and piano, too, they
say;
The charming mantel ornaments are also built
to stay;
In case he wants the doctor or q paper or a
He presses on the button and they come before
you think.
Without his getting out Of bed he turneth on
the steam
So, while his room is warming, he can take an
other dream,
Aud from q restaurant attached his meals are
quickly sent,
The laundry does the washing-all he does is
paying rent.
oh. yes, indeed! 1t makes a man grow lazy and
too fat
To live a life of luxury ana ease within a fiat;
And yet it has its drawbacks, for it surely will
a tieng.h
Sap all away lis energy and rob him of his
strength.
In time he'll grow as helpless as q baby when
it cries:
With muscles weak and fiabby from his lack
of exercise,
And with forgotten knowledge of the art of liv-
ing he,
If forced to leave his little fat, would perish
utterly.
.Hhrown on his own resources he would be a
woeful sight:
In case he had to 60 to war he couldn't march
to fight:
II shipwrecked on an island he would fold his
arms and die,
For he would freeze or starve to death al
though with plenty nigh.
And future generations of the fats seductive
ease
Will, like the pampered poodles which are
eaten up by fieas,
Become so weak and helpless that a life will be
a curse
And avery man grown baby will be crying for
his nurse.
H. c Dodge, in Detroit Free Press.
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Outside the Pale.

Angry Citizen-If you don't stop
pounding and abusing your team I'll
have you arrested!
Drayman (pausing a moment)-What
for?
Cruelty to animals"
"Why, dang yer eyes. can't you see
they're mules!."
Lays the whip on again harder than
ever. l-Chicago Tribune.
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Not What He Expected.

~Hicks-Snicks is very i'll.
Nicks-What's the matter with him?
Hicks-uis wife gave him a box of
cigars
Nicks-And he smoked one Of them,
eh? Ha, ha!
Hicks-That's where you're off. They
were SO good he smoked about twenty a
day, and is down with nervous prostra-
hometown Topics.
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A Consistent ExcIusionfst.

Dusty Rhodes-I think indiscriminate
immigration should be stopped right
away.
Mrs. Dogood-What difference does it
make to you?
Dusty Rhodcs-Conpetition in not
working for a living is too great as it
is.-N. Y. Sun.
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A Reprlmauu.

"John," said Mrs. John, "you ought
to punish Willie. He put a suspender
button in the missionary box instead Of
his nickel, this morning."
sWillie!" roared John. THE next
time l hear of your wasting suspender
buttons that way, III whip you-un'
observation-disclosures Bazaar.
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indicating Himself.

"What a mendacious duffer you are,
Phibbs.,' said Dibbs. "You said this
was an orphan asylum, instead of which
it is an old mems home"
''Well, you go in and look for ar old
man who isn't an orphan. You won't
find him,"-Puck.
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Force of Habit.

"Dodgen is IN odd fellow, isn't hep
81 don't know. In what way?"
"Why. yesterday there was a big
fight round the corner and he wouldn't
20 with me to see it."
ooh, there's nothing strange in that's
he used to be a policeman.'-Boston
Globe.
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A Martial Repartee.

Mr.. Hobson during the spat)-Maria,
I'm astonished. You're talking through
your hat.
Mrs. Hcbson with signifcince) -
Well, it's the same hat I've had for go
ing on three winters, now.-Chicago
News Record
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Alas !.

Tom Bachellor-I wonder if there's
any truth in the idea that married men
live longer than unmarried.
The Host-It seems longer.-Life.