The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-03-15
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- The term hand, used in measurf '
horses, means four inches.
= Don't grieve over split milk as II
a. you can drive up the cows. s
: The man with plenty of fat r'ort
ges lives on the lien of the land. #
=. A wart can be removed oy touch
it several times day with castor oil. s.
"A French statistician says that . 0o&
years from now the average man will O.
Is inches high.
- For selling his vote resident Of
Wolfe County, Kentucky, was sentenced
to disfranchisement for life.
A resident of Union City, Mici'.,
although married 10 years, boasts that be
has never kissed his wife.
j. w. Felkrer, of Palatka, Fla,
the owner Of An English coin which, hfI
claims, bears the date of the year 1924
- There is nothing superior to Saliva T
ton Oil for the relief and cure Of wouN
of all kinds. Its effect is marvelou
Is cts.
"A little Harlem boy was asked last
Monday what the Sunday School ttxN
was. He answered, "Many are cold, but
few are frozen"
= He--Is your husband good man !?
sbe-Well, ifhe were as good as he thinks !
he is heaven wouldn't be good enough
for him.
- The consumption Of eggs and pou!-'
try by the people of the United States is
ifty-six million dollars worth rer
annum, which is greater in amount thsn
the wheat or cotton crop.
= "That's pretty big buckwheat cake
for boy of your size," says papa at
breakfast to Jimmieboy. "It looks big"
said Jimmieboy, "but really it isn't.
It's got lots of porouses in it."
- Secretary Herbert's short arm can
sympathize with Secretary Gresham's.
short leg. 1t WAS Federal bullet in the
Wilderness that shortened the former and
a Confederate bullet near Atlanta that
shortened the latter.
-"I took the pledge against the
swearing habit last New Years day." "In
deed And how do you get along? ?"
every we'll, but the crucial test is ap.
preaching" "How 2" 81 am going to
take a porous plaster off my back to-
night"
= For all arrangements of the throat
and lungs, Ayers Cherry Pectoral is tie
speediest and most reliable remedy.
Even in the advanced stages of Consump.
ton, this wonderful preparation affords
great relief, checks coughing, and ind'-
ces sleep.
A valuable contribution to the relics
for the Confederate museum, to be estab-
lished in the house occupied by Jefferson
Davis while he was President of the
Confederacy, Was received several days
ago. 1t is bound album containing
over so specimens of notes issued by the
Confederate States.
- Lizard skin has become very pop
ular material for cardcases, purses and
such things, and large business has
sprung up in the raw material. Over
100000 of the skins were imported from
the State of Tabasco, Mexico, last year,
and it is estimated that fully 100000
lizards were killed there. Many of the
skins went to Europe.
= All the elements which nature re
quires, to make the hsir beautiful and
abundant, are supplied in Ayers Hair
Vigor. This preparation keeps the scalp
free from dandrut1, prevents the hair
from becoming dry and harsh, and makes
it flexible and glossy.
- Teacher Johnnie, do you think if
you had cut down your fathers cherry
tree you would have told the truth about
it? Johnnie Slowly: No, I don't be-
lieve l would. Teacher: What You
would not tell falsehood? johnnie
(apologetically) Well, ma'am, yer see,
I don't believe Washington's father was
lust the same sort of feller as mine.
Clergyman-LsziDess is the begin.
ming of all trouble, and it is your duty,
my good woman, to accustom your chill.
dren to hard work from an esrly age.
Parishioner-You are quite right, sir,
and so far as my little Johnny is con.
cerned, no one can say that he is lazy,
for he's kept busy all day fetching beer
for his father.
q have conundrum for you," said
one Brooklynite TO another. PROFOUND
it." why are unmarried women always
first at church ?" Give it up" "Be-
cause they want to be there when the
hims are given out" "Now l have one
for you" "Well ?" "W'hy do hens lay
their eggs in the daytime!" 81 don't
know. Why ?" Because at night they
are roosters."
: Music offers to women with excep-
tional voice or ear fine prospect for in.
dependence. The lady who is said to be
the best choir singer in this country was
Miss Clementine de We're, nov sire.
Sapio. In the West Presbyterian church
of New York city she receives 81 500 a
year for eight months service. She has
been allowed besides FIVE weeks for an
annual concert tour In every city of
any size at al women with sweet, well
trained voices can get good paying EN-.
ployment in choir singing.
= On recent Sunday, Dr. John Hal,
OF the Fifth Avenue Presbyterian church,
New York ssked his people for their
annual contribution 10 tie mission work
of their church in that city, and although
the day was stormy and less number
than usual was present, Sio,50O WAS