The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-01-11
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

America mines 10000, 900 barrels Of
salt year.
= About 10000 gross of pens are pro-
duced from ton of steel.
- The leaf of the banana is usually s
feet long by 2 feet wide.
-Opossums are the only animals that
make more elaborate toilet than cats
A railroad with guage of brt "a
inches is now building in North Caroli-
ma.
- Soldiers in the Italian Army are
allowed cigars as part of their daily
rations.
= Enetics have no effect on horses,
which have no gall bladders to be acted
upon.
Every president of the United States
so far has either been lawyer, a soldier
or both.
- Over 600 varieties of cotton are said
to exist-40O in Asia and Africa and 200
in America.
There was greater consumption of
tea in the United Kingdom in 1891 than
in any previous year.
Some men get reputation for
bravery just because they are able to con. {
ceal how scared they are.
Jerusalem is still supplied with
water from Solomon's Pools through an
aqueduct built by the Crusaders.
We are all subject to pain occasion
ally and it is well to have good lini-
ment in the house, such as Salvation Oil,
25 cts. - -
-"De you enjoy good health :" cot
course. Did you ever know anyone who s
didn't enjoy good health :" "Yes, the
DOCTORS"
"A. P. Kiaer, farmer near Wenat-
ehee, WASH, owns turnip which he
claims weighs q pounds and measures A.
feet in circumference.
The unprecedented sale Of Dr..
Bulls Cough Syrup provokes COMPETE
tion; but the people cling to DR.. Bulls
Cough Syrup.
= City Sportsman Have you seen
anything worth shooting at around here?s
Farmer: Wall, no; not till you came Z
along, b'gosh!
= Artificial legs aad krms were ia use
in Egypt as early as B, O. 700. Tsey5I
we're made by the priests, who wsre the
physicians of that early time.
- 1t is calculated that the Mississippi
annually deposits into the Gulf of Mexi-
co sufficient mud 70 cover square mile
of surface to height of 240 feet.
= There was one lover once who told
the truth. Reference is made to Adam,
When he told Eve: "You are the FIRST
woman ever loved" be vas not dissenb-
ling.
= "Is it true that your wife 10 Of g !
rather skeptieal turn Of mipd 2. aShe Z
used to be, but got her sealskin sasque
and she goes to church every Sunday
now"
- In Portugal the wine treadipg 10 &
done by gsng of men dancing to the
music of bagpipe. The work is hard,
the weather warm, the results indescriba.
BILE.
-"Ah you aatter me-" lisped s
masher to pretty girl with whom he
was converting. "No I DON'T" was che
reply; "you couldn't be auyyAatter than
you are."
= Three hundred and twenty-eigAt
thousand divorces have been granted BY
the courts of this country during the past
twenty years, 80 per cent of them to wo-
men.
= Minister: So you 60 to school, do
you, Bobby? Bobby: Yes, sir. Minister:
Let me- hear you spell kitten. Bobby
I'm getting too big boy to spell kitten,
sir. Try me en- cat.
The Village Pastor-"Johnny, you
tell me you have been to Sunday School ~
The Bad Boy-"Yes, sir" "But, Jehnny,
your hair is wet" eyes, sir; it's q Bap-
tist Sunday School,"
The sin of covetousness does not
seem to belong to any profession. A
clergyman in Indiana recently invested
$4,000 in the "green goods" swindle.
What sermon he could preach on temp.
tation
First Quidnunc: Did the town
authorities take any appropriate action
ON the death of Scruggs, the millionairei
Second Qsidnurc: Yes; they had the
FIRE bell rung while the funeral was
going on.
Neighbor's boy docking through
the fence): My fathers heap bigger man
than your'n! New boy with cold dis;
dain): Size amt no.hin'l When my
father coughs you can hear him half 8.
mile.
- Provide yourself with bottle Of
Ayers Cherry Pectoral, and SO have the
means at hand for contending successfully
with sudden cold. As an emergency
medicine, it has no equal, and leading
physicians everywhere recommend it.
Lawyer: 1t is reported that you
have frequently expressed yourself as
opposed to capital punishment? Deacon
Highsoul drawn for jury duty): / won't
have scruples in that mans case. he
cheated ne on boss trade once.
= A coffee bean is now made Of four,
and the imitation is so perfect 90 TO
deceive the eye of even expert coffee
dealers. Ofcourse the flavor exposes the
fraud; but it is said that immense qua1.
titles are sold.
Quail love potato bugs as an article
of diet. One of these birds was recently
| n ,aned which had 10I of thsse farmersss