The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-08-25
A FACETIOUS VIEW.
vEaETARiAi!iSM CARRIED OUT TO ITS
LOGICAL END.


The Arguments of the Advocate of Vege-
table Diet Applied to Some os the Rec
oenizcd Evils Of Life. and Some Startling
Deductions Are Derived.
The beneficent physical. moral. go
cial, financial and aesthetic advantages
of vegetable food are insisted upon by
the members of the vegetarian congress
at Chicago, and each advantage slauded
as salutary in the highest degree. Pro
lessor Mayor, q well known classical
scholar Of st. Johns college, Cambridge,
AYERS that vegetarians suffer but little
from thirst. They are ''set free from
cravings which the world without hears
O. the voice of instinct, strong, imperi-
GUS, inexorable." He drinks q glass OF
lemonade at 7:15 p. N. from habit rath-
er than to slake thirst. and he some
times takes swig of milk at railway
station restaurants ''to encourage the
dairy at the expense Of the brewery"
Thus, SO far az he is concerned, thirst is
abolished. He needs no drink of any
kind
The English soldiers and civil servants
in the tropic stretches Of Asia and Afri-
ca have only to follow Professor Mayors
example. Thus the value of vegetarian
ism to military science becomes evident.
In fact. not merely the operations of the
commissary department, but the whole
art Of war would be wonderfully changed
and simplifed if Mr.. Thomas Atkins
would forswear meat Professor Mayor
has not attained his victory over thirst
without sacrifices. ct which the grosser
race Of meat eaters will grin. For in
stance, he takes the white of an egg,
neat, without salt or pepper. Thus he
avoids the indictments to thirst and
keeps his palate in condition to receive
with rapture that British vegetable, the
Brussels sprou: Doubtless 2 vegetari-
an palate, long brought up on herbs
and grasses and salads guiltless Of condi-
inent, becomes capa bic OF receiving savo-
" sensations from dishes OF the simplest
sort, ana turnip picked up in the fur
row may be sweeter than stalled OK
tenderloin.
We hope that Professor Mayor viii
now 90 on 70 THE abolition Of hunger.
Ee has put thirst away from him. and
there seems no reason Why he should be
less successful with its running mate.
OF course ne will be allowed to nibble a
radish now and then from habit, even
after he has conquered imperious, mex
orable instinct The economic advan-
tages arising from the abolition of thirst
would Be very great, and Professor May
or has 1t in his power, if he can get the
worlds hunger throttled, to add enor-
mousiy to tho wealth of the world. Still
greater would bo the saving if the world
would eat vegetables nom habit only.
It's cheaper TO keep cow than d man.
We are afraid, however. that the major
ity Of men would 60 or perpetual strike
if the necessity Of eating and drinking
were removed. so THAT there would be a
loss Of wealth after all But what's the
use of being wealthy if you can become
healthy and virtuous by eating vegeta-
bles only.
The profound moral which vegetarian
ism holds for prohibitionists is obvious.
''The consumption of flesh" says vese-
tartan resolution, creates thirst for
Intoxicating liquors and should be aban-
doned 10y all who desire to promote tenn
perance reform" This goes to the root
of the matter. Prohibiting grapes and
corn and hops and apples wouldn't be
enough. There will always he some in
toxicant Us long as men continue to be
subject TO the demands of thirst. Here's
tho real gold cure, the elixir of temper
ance, the pill of prohibition. Prohibition
and garden .'sass." one and inseparable,
now and forever! Nor is intemperance
the only evil which viii not and cannot
grow in the garden. Dr.. Paul Foster of
Berlin is confident that the adoption Of
vegetarian principles will lend the war
between the poor and the rich, solve the
socia; problem. complete the work of re-
hgion and III all ways amehorate the I'M
happy condition of the human race"
Reflect upon these things, erring car
niyores, and think that every time you
order beefsteak at the butchers, you
are ordering unhappiness, the deteriora-
ton OF the human race and the debase-
ment o: society. Go to the grocer's and
buy peck of potatoes and some cucum-
bers and a plug OF tobacco, and carry
peace and potency Of social regeneration
home to your cook Who can tell that
the future Of Europe may not be peace
full if Professor Foster can induce the
German emperor to live upon string
beans ana asparagus tips for few
months: VIII anybody pretend tina!
Ezzelino might lot have been man as
mild rs milk if he had been restricted to
diet of spaghetti in his youth? Does
anybody suppose that Jeffreys lived
upon olives?
In addition to the moral, physical and
economic advantages Of vegetable Gle,
there is the Rsthetical advantage Mrs.
Eruce. the English woman whose pape,
on The aesthetics Of Vegetarianisn'
was read at the congress, believes that
meat eating is opposed to idealism,
while vegetarianism has much to o6e,
that connects it with the highest and
hast IN life Tho hi,hosf oev>oc$ ~ x-o<v