The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-09
vaSoAR'S fiaT..EMATIcS.

One ~ Its Graduates Taught That Eigh,
Glil. Make "a Pint.
She was Il Nis~;ir girl. and she had
come to visit her si.t T. The sister jus,
at TINS line Is paying particular atten.
ton to u very small girl who will call
the Nassar yoin. woman auntie when
she gets SO she can talk. Besides the
three mentioned females there were in
the family Il husband who didn't count
Tor much 1T this jnncturej and q hired
girl who was empress of all she sur
yeyed.
one morning the hired girl thought it
was just ahont time tor her to visit the
Worlds fair. Accordingly she paced
her trnnk and walked out, first put..ly
IA large baking of bread and two cak > in
the oven. Two or three hours later the
Nas>ar girl strolled ont into the kitchen
Tor something or other and discovered
the brea'i and ca IS burned to IA crisp.
linen she said several things in Greek
ana instituted Il search for the empress.
But the ttIflre>s was NJ more. The
family CONSULTATION which followed
Drought out the fact that the husband
was Obliged to eat once "A day at LEAST.
n the Nassar girl boldly threw herself
into the breach and declared thar she
would cook.
She PUSHED back the banss from her
classic brow, rolled up the sleeves of her
empire gown and began To cook, Thiuys
ran smoothly until il came time To make
Tue colIee. Now. 1t SO happens that the
husoand Is "A crank about his coffee. He
likes 1t strong. The Na>~ar girl knew
this. and she went in to her sister and
asked for instructions. The sister gave
the Instructions Very INFINITELY. There
We're a certain number of gills of wafer
to be used and IA certain number of IA
b~lespoonfnlS of coffee. Dinner time
came, and when the coffee was poured
out II was found To be that pale. old gold
color 80 much affected by the coffee of
boarding houses. Not ii word was said
but at the next meal the vassar girl was
nervous. Coffee was poured on. and !,
was very. Very blond.
Say said the husband. who still con
tlnued to count for hut very little,
what the matter wieh this coffee"
I'm sure don't know" said the Vas
sar girl. Il made il Just as was told
to-"
The coffee was paler than ever At
the next meal. Tie husband ventur,a1
10 KICK, bnt was promptly sque,clied.
Al the next meal it was So weak that I
the naVor could not he smeli-.l. to say /,
nothing Of being tasted. The Eas>a,
girl was low i'll her mind. bnt she still ,
IA bold front. I'm follow. !
ing our wite'> recipe" she said chill I
.nSit I" the husband. don't know thar =,
Is NY fault that ii isn't strong" .
Dinner time canne round and with it ,
!" rof1e-. which WAS but IA ghost of what g
Office should be. TIN. husband looked I
that which had been poured on, for I
nm and remarked. Sure you make this y
tuff right. SIS"
"tcrtainlv." replied the Va.sar girl. il
Don't voti SUPPOSE | know enough 10 A
GLOW simple directions "
Dunno" said the husband. b
Nv hat 10 son mean" asked the Vas II
ar girl. with fine Indignation. @
'Oh. nothing" replied the husband b.
acificaliy. only its blamed funny" II,
The Nassar girl looked unu,terable K,
lings. and the meal proceeded in silence. il
lnally the husband broke ont. SAY. p,
5, do you nse that gill cup in measur- h;
Y the water III
Yes. replied THE Nas.ar girl shortly. al
We'll. how many gills are there in "A r.
mt down at Nassar::' n,
rs this a kindergarten:" asked the a,
assar girl. pa
No. but just thought | would ask o,
hi
The Nassar girl smiled IA smile of inf ey
tie scorn. AT Nassar, just Is every
here else she said loftily. There are ba
gills in a pint" m,
And the husband was brute enonyb IL,
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