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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10
soUTHw GSIERN BUSINESS COLLEGE
NOTES.

Mr.. J. c. REYNOLDS, who graduated a
short time ago, has accepted IL position as
bookkeeper with the Union Oil company
OF Chicago.
ii. w. Patton has accepted position in
Oklahoma City and leaves for that point
tomorrow.
Mr. III. B. Harvey, a student OF '91 made
n pleasant call yesterday. Mr. Harvey
left the college before graduating to fill a
vacancy in the bank of Ness City, and re-
Gently resigned that position TO accept IA
more lucrative one with the First Ma
tional bank of the same place.
The following students entered during
last week" Mr.. J. l.. Isenberg, Parma,
Idaho. Mrs j L. lsenberg, Parma, Idaho,
Mrs. Lula l.. Benson, Warrensburg, Mo-,
Mr. !. Bacon. Lebanon. No, Mr.. q. Capt.
,ol, Guthrie. O. T., MIR. Emerald Culver,
Newport, Nebraska Miss Matte Gass
Maize Kansas. Mr.. +. c. Jackson, Pres
colt, Kansas, Miss Alta Baker, Fredonia,
Kansas, Mr. Eugene Balling. Newton,
Kansas, Miss Molhe Bollom, Topeka, Kan
sas, Mr. H. r Reismyer, Fredonia, Kan
sas, Miss Nellie Cummings, Bentley
Kansas. Mr. {. c. Thomas, Mt. Hope
Kansas, Mr.. Il. 7. ,Ieffry, Erie, Kansas,
Mr.. Edward Mckellop kechi, Kansas,
MIR. Harry Wells. Mr.. George T. Coultis,
Mr.. Frank Braitsch, Mr.. Reign Fo:dham.
Mr. A c. Tull, Mr. ;. J.. Carson, Miss
Florence Balentine, Miss Belle Siaven,
Miss Na,Ide Reeve. Miss Spruce Tartar
Miss Nellie Mcpherson. Mr.. b Smith,
Mr. \. c. Herman. Wichita.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10
By order of the Chair
CURIOUS FACTS

Olly about l, 000 900. persons are en-
gagged in agriculture in Brazil
From the American aloe tree are
made thread, needles ropes, cables,
paper, clothing, soap, sugar and brandy.
There is a japanese student bright
fellow of Is years, in the third year at
the United States Naval Academy.
Prof. Lippman has succeeded in pho
torraphing simultaneously all the
colors of the rain bow on a layer of
albumen
The oldest statue in the world is Of
the shiek of an Egyptian village 1t is
believed to be not less than 5000 years
old.
The costliest fur known is that of
the black fox of Kamschatka A
single skin of one of these rare animals
is sometimes valued at 81, 900.
Montana is larger than New Hamp-
shire, Vermont Massachusetts, Rhode
Island. Connecticut, New York and
Pennsylvania put together.
The total receipts of the New York
pOstoffice for the fiscal year ending
June 80 were 81. 1863, $50. 50. an increase
over the preceding year of nearly
$500, coo.
During the six mon this ending July 1
there were 3. SIS. 9l5 pounds of meat
fish fruit and vegeta bles destroyed by
the health department of the city Of
New York.
The section of tree, shown by its
circles to be 401 years old-a sapling
when Column bus landed-is IN the for
estry section of the Government build
ing at Chicago.
1t is estimated that If there is no war
and the present armed peace continues
Europe will have standing armies ag-
gregating over %, 900. 600 soldiers by
the close of the century.
The first bank IN the United States
was the Bank of North America, char
tered by Congress in 1850, by the State
of Pennsylvania in the following year.
with a capital of 81, 900, 900.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10
A BAD BOY.
A Graduate OF a wichts College Turns Up
a Clever Forgcr.

few DAYS ago the EAGLE contained
n few lines CONCERNING "a clever forger thar
had been arrested ut HaZleiou. lie Is fret
Perkins, formerly student at the SOUTH
westerns business college of this city. a
kiowa gentleman forwarded The foliow'hG
statement of the forgery 20 the Eagle
last night:
"On September 10 Fred Perkins of Hen
uessey. Ok, formerly of Hazelton, han-'
presented TO the Bank OF kiowa Tor CASH
ing "a draft for 500, supposed to be drawn
nv Farmers and Merchants Bank OF Hen
nes,ev on Importers and Traders bank or
New York: He was ldeutified by d. L.
Williams. "A citizen of kiowa for seven or
eight years who stated he had known Ter
kns "a long time and that he was all right.
The bank refused TO cash the draft, OUT
advanced him SO Oh il ard taking for col
lection. On the 4th he came il again
with another draft of $50, drawn lay same
bank and on the same bank as the S635 one,
and wanted more cash, which the bank re-
fused to give him took draft for coliectioh'
but being suspicious the Bank OF Nova
wrote to the Farmers and Merchants
bank of Hennessey asking them III they
Lad issued the above drafts, and the bank
at Hennessey immediately wired that both
drafts were forgeres. The Bank OF
Kiowa had Undersheriff Boyd arrest Fer
kins at Hazelton, "Wednesday the 9th,
where he WAS stopping until the drafts
were collected Perkins is about Is years
old. graduate of business college OF
Wichita, and has been working III
the Farmers and Merchants bank OF Hen
Messy four or five months. He duplicates
"A man by the name of Carlisle OF Hen
nessey. who be saws told him how TO put
up the Job The forging was perfect, as
the young man had stolen the blank drafts
from the bank ut Hennessey while work
ing there, aud beinl a good penmau had
Cashier Richardson's signature exact.
When arrested he had the following
drafts in his grip besides the two held oy
1he Bank of kiowa for collection, All
forged: Draft Farmers and merchants
bank of HenneSsey, o. T.. on State Ma
slorsl bank of Wichita, Kan, Sl6J; same
On same, So %; draft Clancey q Clancy
Bank of III Dorado, No. 1234 on Metro
politan National bank, Kansas City.
$500: besides other drafts filed out, out
not signed, amounting to over 81 900.
Perkins admits his guilt. IL was as
slick job TO do the banks up as was ever
worked The Importers and Traders
bank of New York pronounced the drafts
yenuine auu only was prevented by the
age OF the making the banks susplcians
being most to young TO handle so much
money. He represented that he was here
buying horses and bought five or six to
lie paid tor when drafts We're collected.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Mr.. and Mrs Will Hull packed up their
Household goods yesterday aud this morn
ing, with their little son. will bid good
we to Kansas. They are going to locate
al. their old home in Illinois Mr.. Hull
wi II take in the worlds fair. Mrs. ii. hav-
ina. done So IN the early summer. Many
fri ,nds will regret this seemingly sudden
Diet ermination to move. and Mrs. Hull
will especially be missed from that
cha rmed circle, Hypatia, where her marked
individuality and bright mind have rem
der,.d her conspicuous.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Miss Essie Campbell who has been n
teacher of Latin and Greek in the High
school for the past year or more, has been
offered and has accepted position rs
principal IN the Central high school in
Cleveland. No hgaer compliment could
b. offered. The Cleveland schools rank
among the best in the country. ard Miss
Campbell is to be congratulated.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

The reception given to Rev. l.. \. Hall
and wife by the members of the First
Baptist church and congregation. Friday
evening at the residence of NJ, W. Frazier,
$50 North Waco avenue, was a most happy
affair. The Frazier house and grounds
were brilliantly lighted and tastefully and
appropriately adorned, aud the occasion
was made pleasantly inspiring for the new
pastor and his estinable wife. lore than
a hundred persons were present and par
ticipated in the ht.ppifying event
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Prof Scott went to Gaiva yesterday
where he breaches today. On his way he
stoned at Florence to make arrangements
to dedicate a church next Sunday. A
handsome church of the Christian denom-
iuation has been erected in that city at a
cost of s. zee, and next Sunday the work
OF dedication and raisiag the money TO
finish paying the cost of building will be
done. The professor expects, even in these
depressed times, TO accomplish his task.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

A Derano township farmer, who brought
in load of wool yesterday, was explain
ing to a crowd that this year, for the first
time, he sI,eared his sheep from the back
to the front, his reason for doing SO being
he had made such an ail.round fool OF
himself IL voting for Cleveland that be
was ashamed to look an honest sheep in
the face.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Tomorrow, Monday, is the Jewish New
Year and will be observed by the people
OF that faith in this city by the closing of
their business houses. The holiday COM
mences Sunday evening at sunset aud
continues until sunset on the next day.
The holiday is called by the Hebrews Rash
hashaonah and is observed in Jewish com
munities by prayer and other religious ex.
arc
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Unquestionably the best investments in
res.i estate are to be found right in Wichita
bui5 everybody wants stake in the Chero-
kee strip The Homesteaders' Townsite
com pany will enable those who do not
care to race for il town lot to get little
real estate in possible big city in the new
country. The men promoting this enter
prise are of high character and are cor
daily recommended.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

DR.. Munich arriued home last night
from his visit TO Indianapolis. and the
national encampent of the Grand Army.
The doctor Was delighted beyond express
sion, with his visit. having met seventeen
members OF his regiment.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10
A BOOMER DROWNED.

At ! O'Clock today Albert Pearson, a
boomer, rode his horse into Timber creek,
near the Graham ford, and was in some
manner thrown from his horse aud
drowned. The body was in the water
nearly an hour. DR.. Emory worked tor
nearly an hour to resUscitate the man, but
without avail: The coroner WAS sent for
and an inquest will be held. There were
witnesses u the drowning Pearson came
here from Nenaba county IN company
with Nm. McAnally. McAnally went IL
Arkansas City today ana his return is
awaited in order To learn something OF
Pearson. estelday Winfield Courier.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

a. G.. Walden and wife returned yes.er-
day afternoon from their visit in the east.
Mr. Walden attended the meeting of fire
chiefs at Milwaukee. aud on their return
they visited the worlds fair.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles NJ. LaPaz are back
from their visit TO the White City by the
lake and like everyone else are delighted
with its beauty. They also spent Two days
at the Indianapolis encampment and re-
port an immense crowd and a grand time.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10
At the city teachers examination yester
day forty-five teachers were present.

John Thompson of Chicago. formerly a
clerk at the Santa Fe division headquarr-
ers, is in the city preparing to make the
run into the strip.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

The National Railway Station Agents
Training School did not open Monday as
intended on account OF it being labor day,
but opened Tuesday with fair atten-
dance. r. A. Whittmore of BelleviIle.
Kansas, is among tho attendance, also
Stephen and Joseph Beck FROM Pratt,
Kansas.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Mr.. J. l.. Dean of St. Louis was visit
ing Miss Ida Moore and Ollie Tucker,
Thursday and Friday at their home on
North Mosley avenue.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

The Office of the Perpetual Building and
Loan association will move next week
from their present quarters TO the Office OF
J. c. Rutan and j. ID. Hutchings, over the
Wichita National bank
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Anthony Republican,: J. NJ. Cox has
shipped his stock OF boots and shoes and
household goods to Wichita and will de-
vote MS time hereafter to purchasing
wheat His family will reside in Wichita.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10
On the 2nd day of September Dr. st

On the 2nd day of September DR.. st
John performed most difficult surgical
operation on MRS. Wilson Of 1913 South
Washington avenue. Mrs. Wilson has
been an inmate of St. Francis hospital for
some time. DR.. St. John was ably assisted
by Drs. Fordyce, Hupp, Sheemway and
Ada St. John. Great credit is due these
physicians for their skillful work. Mrs.
Wilson's cure will speedily follow.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

committee of Hypatia is called for $50, q
M, Monday. at the home of Mrs. Clark.
South Lawrence avenue. Urgent bust
ness.
By order of the Chairman.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

The brewing companies will follow the
strip runners by the first trains with a
big supply of bear. which if more provo
cative of row is less liable than creek
water to engender a case of typnoid fever
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10
CHURCH MUSIC,

Miss Mabel Larimer will sing at the
First Presbyterian church today A fiue
orchestra will also be i'll attendance at
both services
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Holle Smith has reached a decision that
next day being Sunday fat men with
lean teams must he given the right of way
over all TOWNSHIP spectators.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Mr. and Mrs. L. NJ Cosai and their son
have gone east to visit their old home in
Indiana and expect to visit the fair before
returning.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Mrs. Mary La Monte and Mrs. NJ. n.
Wagner. mother and grandmother OF Mrs
Geo. Z. Hammanu, are visiting the latter
at 134S North Topeka avenue.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Miss Emelia Bissantz, one OF Wichita's
brightest and finest musicians, left for
Chicago this morning, to De gone for some
time.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

The fairies of the cantata maes at the
usual place for full rehearsal Monday
afternoon at 2 O'Clock The sprites come
at o'clock.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

C. +. Winton, a well known ard prom-
nent citizen of Ashland, has moved to this
city. His family is located at 100 Emporia
aveuus.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

DIR. James Easton, formerly of An
dover. Kan, has moved from that place to
this city. DR.. Easton will practice here.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

The moon changed at four O'Clock this
morning and rain is due, according to
the old Dutch sign.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Captain Burgess and daughter left this
moroiug on the early train FOR Guthrie.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

DR.. E E Hamilton and wife arrived
home last night from the worlds fair,
where they spent pleasant two weeks.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Jacob PirsiGger and j. II. Mccall start
today by wagon for the strip.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Will Gentner of Springfield, Mo-. is in
che city visiting relatives and friends.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Colonel William Baich of Cosboe,on
county, Ohio spent yesterday in the city
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Seven years ago the Emporia avenue
Methodists built a parsonage. On it they
left debt of $1400 For two years they
paid 10 per cent Interest In one or the
banks OF the city. They then replaced II
at per cant This week the church peo-
pie made the first payment on that debt.
They will at once reduce it to $1,000 with
all interests paid up, and The rate OF ln-
terest reduced to six per cent for the next
three years. All the interests OK the
church are being carefully looked after
and there is constant growth along all
lines. The church maintains its reputa-
ton for aggressiyeness aud its future IS
bright. For the most panicky year o!
it's history this seems encouraging.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

| Mr. and Mrs Mel Warren are back from
| the Chicago markets aud worlds fair.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10
NOMINATED BY THE PEOPLES PARTY

The members OF the Peoples party who
are opposed to coalition with the Demo
Gratis held convention yesterday and
nominated full ticket. Following are the
names Of the candidates:
For sheriff-W. + Hutchison of Kechi.
Treasurer-David Timmons, Garden
Plain.
Clerk. c. Langdon, Wichita.
Register-A. l. Miller, Wichita.
Coroner-Richard Slyter, Wichita.
Surveyor-L A. Hamilton, city.
INSTRUMENTATION Baker, Payne.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10

Notary Seals.
Attorneys Pocket Docket.

The Lawyers "Vade Necum" can be used in any
State and in any court. The most complete and
convenient pocket docket ever published, with two
indexes-ar alphabetical index amt diary index
shows at glance just what date lawyer has case
in court keeps complete record Of of the case
Handsomely bound in flexible back, convenien,
size to carry in the pocket Endorsed by attorneys
everywhere Price of Docket $IOO. By mail post
paid to any address upon receipt of SlN.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10
The aaehia aaiy Esae suaaap noruine sepbe o. 1888
D,DS,r UNDERSTAND 1T.

Many did not properly understand the
articl. in yesterdays EAGLE giving the
tables of the cost of taking claim in the
territory. They called attention to the
fact, among other things, that fling only
costs sl4. instead of SIS. They are right. so
lar as the government cost is concerned.
but there is a little cost usually connected
on the side which was estimated iu the $lS
Neither did they understand about the
committing" This was only printed to
show the cost if such an event should occur
III tie future by any act of congress.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-09-10
Monograph.

800 copies from one original.
Music, Etc. Of typewriter lett
be taken from one original r
10000 users, The EAGLE is agt
machine, extra supplies, etc.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-02-12

ADVICE TO MoTHERs.-Mrs. Wins
lows Soothing Syrup should always
De used for children teething. 1t
sooth1s the child, softens thegums.
allays the pain, cures wind collie
,ndis the best remedy for diarrh@a
twenty five cents a bottle,
The storm seems to be over and
we may now look for settled weather.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-02-12
The Old Thing.

Bacon is worth eighteen cents a
pound at retail stores in Reno. A
car load of fat hogs were shipped to
San Francisco night before last to be
sold there at about five and one half
cents a pound. Freight deducted
the farmer gets about five cents a
pound. The hogs wild be slaughtered
there and the meat cured and shipped
back for use here at Is cents per
pound.
Won't some one>teach our people
to kill hogs and cure the meat in
salt water and smoke it two ''our
taste, and thereby save to our PEG
pie sixty per cent. of the cost of
ivingl-Journal.
No one can teach sense to such
people as are described as living in
Reno. The worst of it is that they
live all over the State.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-02-12
SENI1'EB.s &c -FOUR.

The Assembly has passed Senate
bill No. 4 with slight amendment
which in no way effects the inten-
ton of the bill. Why any pc son
should oppose this bill who believes
In and is an advocate of the free
coinage Of silver is mystery. 1t
simply makes any contract, o obligation,
debt, bond or undertaking payable
in either the gold and silver coin, or
legal tender money of the congress
of the United State, instead of gold
coin as heretofore. 1t has long been
said by the goldbugs of the East that
we of Nevada were always willing
to talk silver, but when it came to
the point, we demanded in payment
for our contracts, etc, gold coin.
This bill does away with that and
proves to the world that we believe
in the use of silver as money. If the
bill had said silver bullion instead
of silver coin there might have been
reason for objection, but as it is there
is none. Let any person take $1,000
In gold coin and try to buy silver
coin anywhere in the United States
and they will find that they will not
get one dollar more in silver coin for
there gold than the coin value of
said gold, therefore no one will run
around to set silver to pay debt in
the future any mora than in the past,
but the fact that we are willing to
accept silver as money, shows our
faith in the monetary functions of
the white metal 1t is not to be
wondered at that the silver question
meets with opposition in the con-
gress of the United States, when
right her in Nevada men who claim
to be Delivers in the question are
against the metal as debt pay
ing power.-Silver State.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-02-12
A Mighty Fire.

No one should miss the Revival
Meetings held in the Methods
Church each night this week. A
great work IF grace is in progress. <
All kinds of stationery at John G.
Fox's. Also books and jewelry. fl
All sorts Of stationery, books,
smokers outfits and jewelry at John
G.. Fox's.
Tobacco Users Smile Sometimes
when told that tobacco hur,s the n:
their wives never do, because shat>
tered nervs. week eyes, chronic
catarrh and lost man. hood, tie Is the
story. If your husband uses tobacco,
you want him to quit, post yourself
about No-to-bac the wonderful,
harmless, guaranteed tobacco habit
cure, by sending for onr little book
titled: "Don't Tobacco Spit and
smoke your life away" mailed free.
Drug Stores generally sell Motto BAG.
The Sterling Remedy &C., Indiana
Mineral Springs, Indiana. j19tf.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1893-02-12
SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUB.
LISHED.

In rendering his decision upon the
sufhciency of the publication of the
constitutional amendments, by APP
pearing in the Statutes. Judge Bige-
low expressed the opinion that the
intent OF the law was to have them
published in the newspapers, al
though not actually so expressed.
The Judge was certainly correct.
The object of the publication clause
was evidently to enable ae many vot-
ers as possible to read the amend
ments, so as to enable them to vote
intelligently upon them. In this
case they would have met the eyes
and been read by hundred persons
to one that has or ever will peruse
them in the Statutes, and the most
meritorious of them are likely to be
defeated, for the reason that the vot-
ers generally will know nothing
about them. Perhsps, however, the
State officials considered that the
newspapers in the State would pub
lish them as matters of news, or in
connection with their editorial COM
ments upon them. Probably this
will be done to a considerable extent
but. they should have been published
officially, and it was a case of either
gross negligence or pitiful niggardli>
ness that they were not.-Gazette.
This ought to teach the trainers of
laws to say EXPLICITLY what they
mean. If they wanted it published
In paper, why didn't they say sin
a daily newspaper" in plain En-
glish. Half the laws on the Statute
books are written with such a studied
disregard of the ordinary rules of
plain English, that they are not cap
abe of being understood. All laws
should read so plainly that no two
persons will have different idea of
them.