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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-07-21
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LAUGH AND GROW EAT.

a collection OF the best writings OF this great
author, most profusely illustrated. with over
100 pages. It is the funniest book ever pub
Ished. Bill Nye needs no Introduction. The
mention OF the book is enough:
BILL NYE'S REMARKS.
II have passed through an earthquake and
nn Indian outbreak. but would rather ride an
earthquake without saddle or bride, than TO be-
stride a successful broncho eruption"
Age brings caution and a lot OF shop-wor1
experience, purchased at the highest market
price. Time brings vain regrets and wisdom
teeth that can be left In q glass OF water oror-
night"
TOO much OF our hotel food tastes Ike tbs
second day OF January. or the fifth day OF July
That's the whole thing in few words, and IN
less the good hotels are nearer together, Nc
snall have to multiply our cemetery fsctlItieS.
PRESS NOTICES:
when Bill Nye turns himself loose for fun
the laughing belts OF readers should be tight
oned to prevent accidents. Inter Ocean.
Chicago.
Bill Nye always interests and his genial,
big hearted sunny nature Shines through every
line in his book."-Pats6urg Press.
I'VE believe that Bill Nye is the brightest
Aumorist OF the day. No change in the English
language can ever do away with his fun. He Ii
public benefactor; one OF the greatest men Of
his age. We shudder to think what viii be-
come OF US when be il gone. May fate stay the
Philadelphia. Press
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Pioneer Holiday Excursion via Union Pa

July 3 and "a the Union Pacific will
sell excursion tickets to all points in Utah
and to any point on the system, within
zoo miles, at one fare for the round trip,
good until July 25.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-07-21
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-07-21

On Wednesday night a man was ar
rested for squirting tobacco juice all over
a sidewalk in the business part of town.
This is truly an innovation and good
one. The, practice of splitting tobacco
juice on the walks is d beassly one, and
consideration for the ladies ought to
render arrests unnecessary.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-07-21

Salt Lake has policeman who does not
take second place to any body as weather
prophet. He worked for many years in
the United States signal service,
doing duty In Dakota, Cincinnati,
Salt Lake and elsewhere, but eventually
found the duties too combining and
gave up his position to go on the force.
Whenever the boys at police headquar-
tiers want to knew what the weather Will
be tomorrow or next week, all they have
to do is to ask Officer Fitzmaurice about
it,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-07-21

was called upon to do it and
he was well fitted for the
task, his vocabulary and venom alike be-
ing unlimited. But since he has become
a statesman out of iob'' even his
former colleagues have no particular use
LOT MIN, as witness the recent comments
OF Whitelaw Reid upon him.
ingalls, was at one time the president
pro tenn. of the Senate, and that seems to
De 'hoodo' office, as young America
would put it. About six years ago an
editorial party which went to Park City,
had as its guest a gentleman with long
sandy whlskers, mixed thickly with gray.
he was tall and gaunt and wrinkled, and
looked prematurely aged. That man
nad also been president pro tenn. of
the Senate when the eyes of the
nation were riveted upon him, for by vir-
tue of his Office he had to count the
Tllden-Hayes ballots. He was then a
Michigan lumber baron' and a multi
millionaire, and the most eligible bache-
lor in Washington. But how are the
mighty faHen! Office, youth, wealth had
ell fed, and his mining interests at the
Park, in partnership with his brothers,
who are still there, was about all that was
left to him. Nor did David Davis pro-
mote his ambition by becoming vice.
president, or Senator Henderson, whose
political grave Is even now being dug.
The charge of plagiarism is one of the
most damaging that can be brought
against public man, and how much or
little that had to do with di-
minishing Ingalls, popularity, the
public may judge. Everyone is familiar
with the sensation which this exposure
OF the Kansas senator's methods made,
but all do not know that the exposure
was the work of Charley Carleton, who
lived Tor many years in Salt Lake, and
who has since become one of the noted
newspaper correspondents at Wash
ington.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1893-07-21

Chief Clerk Harris, of the Knutsford,
who, through his position, is brought in
contact with all the big men of the coun-
try, said last night: 's'Salt Lake is
natural resting place for travellers, and
not a week passes but what prominent
men from all quarters of the globe stop
here. find that with very few excep-
tons, they are all we'll posted about the
city, too. They may know nothing about
Omaha, Kansas City or Denver but they
are all familiar with Salt Lake. The
fame OF our city is as wide as civilization,
and it is a pity that we do not appreciate
our own attractions as the stranger
does.'
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A reporter for a morning paper who
pretends to give the proceedings of the
Utah Democratic club, is just now the
object of great hilarity among its mem
bers. While there is nothing in the de-
liberations OF the club which would not
bear publicity, yet it is not deemed nee
essary to make them public, and the
scribe who guesses at them is not even
gifted prevaricator.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-26

be copied hTc Tao %" IN" G GHsr nana ThS are
"pRd 10 tue or r"' Of Nmrlcmnn and assert their
belief in keeping th" position OF secretary purify
one Of the signs ~ spring in the city clubs Is me
winding up Of annual pod tournaments rrC ,h x .nr
York club The crack PLAYERS there are H. a.;
Pryor and f. II. Johnson The i3nrnnmcn' Is no,
leads having beaten Mr. Pryor In the second series OF
games with a score Of 80 to -. This years lonrna
mcnt at The Calumet club va, on Tuesday even
Ing by IT, H. center. who defeated q: ~ Carnoc h.
in the final eame The ,co,r being aOC to rnn - which
was mmcdarcIy Mustered into service.
The alumni Of brown Iniversis are {" Sn%y thrlr
club. charles h. colby. viii preside. and President
A Nos Who OF viii III hn nvd T To speak are
General Oncy class Of 80: President W. r. Harper.
Chicago University the Rev. Dr. +. g. Robinson 30
l ry' Ia% scn np' Il Proicscr onz" wss Of
| Brown University. 20; Samuel H. om"ay, So ana
A, the vernnl days creep on apaco. the time draw,
nrTr 10. at the e south side Club April is ~ day
npon which the wealthy and arist0cratic sportsInei
who are mmo"r' OF TINS m wreo ow ana w c
opcnlng day win be used for furnishing up shooting
pieces and sting rods AMI ,' , s IN go9d SHAPE b.
longing TO The south side Club Is considerably greater
in extent and generally sapsror to the o WEI Hm
Side club however. cost money When the dues are
there is any hestancy, so the members say, IN
Lowing assessments.
III Meadow Brock Hunt Club Is IN full swing
Win ne spring meets down AT ROslyn. Horses,
riders and hounds are kept about busy possible
a. thcr. * a practice hunt day and real hunt
Tho next That is this was the programme for last
week Their. good fields each regular hunt day.
and the NJ L. II. appeared orrcspondingy happy.
The projectors OF the new French club tO be known
-. mo Franco American have announced that charter
memb,rs will eloy The advantage Of having TO pay an
Initiation fee ~ only 4O this will b. raised to
400 after the club 1, organized. The annual dues will
no $40 10 re- dcnf members and $40 10 nonresident
members The Initiation fee for resident members
will be 800. Women will be admitted to the club on
Thursdays and cards Will BE- provided to each member
which will admit 10 the club on that day. The
Franco American. besides having I'm view establishing
\ place where French conversation bc INDUCED In
and providing a superior restaurant. purposes pro
,ecng and encouraging the literary and artistic ee-
ment be found among both the travelling and resi-
dent representatives OF French art and literature In
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-26

sowdcn. vice president OF The Ellscopalian Club Of
Boston.
The organizers OF the Metropolitan club started
I'm with the ambition Of making II the leading club
~ the city. necessary part OF tLcr plan was
the erection OF clubhouse worthy Of their aSpra
tons The site selected The northeast corner oil
Slxrecnth.,t. and Iiflh.avc.. Is obviously most ad
vantagc OuS. Work The clubhouse IS so far I'D
vanccd that The public may get a
idea Of how admirable addition II will
lie to the group Of Buildings about the plaza
The fonr stories Of the white marble structure have
now been put up and II Is ready for the cornice ana
roof The facade Is not 10 10 especially ornate ana
little addition Is yet to hc made 10 II. The cornce
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-26

this year when the club took or legal existence.
Mr.. Cole was also secretary OF the special com
mttee which the club appointed T. Investigate the
work Of the Church. that is the Protestant Epis-
copalian. below Fourteenlh-st. This committee made
two Interesting reports. Joan :. Smith was the
chairman. Mr.. Cole Is graduate Of harvard. class
OF 20 and OF the Harvard Law school class o!
80. lie was formerly junior partner OF the firm OF
GRAY Davenport. the senior mem Der II which Is
now on the berch OF The Court Of Appeals. Mr..
Cole has belonged to the University Club for good
many years lie IS also a member OF The LarChmont
Yacht Club ard o! the Bar Association. Al the
conference Of church clubs o. The United States held
last January at the sea House. IN Lafayette Place
Ma was made secretary. lie pr, sident was A. j. C..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-26

other clubs are the New York; LOtoS, New York Ath-
lctic and Vaudeville
A year ago the ohio society cast about Tor ne"
club rooms being not altogether satisfied with those
NJ No 23G Fith.avc Tile lease was renewed for an
other year however. There further discussion
OF the subject OF moving this year, but the decision
has again been to remain In the present place The
rooms have been leased a term OF years 50 that
fine society might not lose the benefit OF the extensive
alterations II intends to make. The new club book,
which has Just been issued. shows membership that
+, strong both numerically and in quality some per
SONS. indeed would be surprised to see how many OF
Ncw.York's well known citizens natives \of the
broad State Of Ohio.
William Ford Epson. the lawyer, has been secre-
tary OF the Ohio Society since December leol'
Akron, Ohio. was b, birthplace His father Is
Judge william II. Epson. formerly member OF Con.
gross. and Judge OF the Supreme Court Of Ohio and
nov Chief Justice OF the Ohio Circuit Court. The
con s graduate Of the Western Reserve College now
Adelh.rt In Cleveland. After year %. legal study
I'm his fathers Office. he went 10 Germany. where LOT
,,ro wears he attended lectures at the universities OF
Perrin and Goctingen. lie then returned TO Ohio ana
IN 1859 was admitted to the bar there. year
later no came To this city and began practice as
inember OF tho firm OF Scott Epson. In 1883 he
married Miss Grace Hazctt. daughter OF The late
Tudcc Isanc Iiazlctt Of Canton. ONO.
In thc litigation over the Fayerweafhcr VIII, MI
rnson wos able 10 aid his alma mater In securing the
sum which Mr. Fayerwcather bequeahci II. lie has
made "A specially OF commercial and corporation law
New fmpor,ancc IS given TO the Church Club
by the fact that II now has clnbrOoms. which are
kent omen ali the time. They at No. TAG Fifth
I'VE The secretary OF The club IS John IL. Cole.
his incumbency dating from May last lie has be-
lonrcd 10 the club since 1897 the year OF Its orgnha
ton. He A>cams one Of Rio corporators curly
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-26

ton 10 the governors. but II will not be accepted
instead the young man will be expelled II - also
likely that all his guests will be suspended.
on Wednesday the Church Club viii hea" me re
port OF rs special committee sunday schools tner
defects and possibilities. There will b. discnss.oh IN
which we.lAnown rec,ors and sunday school WORKERS
viii Join.
re Insurance Club has been running only about
seventeen months, bit rs income above IT. regular
expenses has been enough 70 pay for rebuilding lis
house In Cedar-st. and for furnishing II throughout
II has issued no bonds and has no Indebtedness. Al
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-26

Choice OF three routes to ST. Louis BY the NewYOrk
Central; four trains daily.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-26
GOSSIP IN THE CLUB WORLD.
A PROSPEROUS DOWNTOWN ORGANIZATION.

THE PRESIDENT AND PREsIDENT.ELEcT OF THE
FuLToN-Two POPULAR sECRETARIEs-THE
METROPOLITAN'S MAGNIFICENT
HOUSE-YARIOUS NOTES.
The Fulton Club can hardly be said TO have any
traditions yet Us It was formed OILY !Our years
ago but II has followed the rule OF not re-eecing rs
presidents Al IL. last annual meeting held tai month
therefore chose John IL. spra-ue to that ohce As
the successor 20 Edward L. Brown. These two were
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-26

The appointment OF ex-senator Ensts to be Min
lister TO France settles all question about the pns
dcncy of the Manhattan Club. Frederic H. 'oudcrt
will lie reelected to the place unless there T. some
unlocked for development In tn" next Few weeks
lie will return from France early In June. certainly
I'm his absence the governors would not Gust MN
from his place.
The trouble between IN" Art and Executive CON-
mI,ccs Of the Union League Club is settled TO all
.nn.oropces and the former has started 10 arrange
for the April exhibition. The question about "u
milling visitors TO art gallery The nights ~ the
Gibbs monthly meetings has been decided III ihFor
OF the Executive Committee. In accordance VIII
the rules. cards 10 IN. exhibition VIII not b;
accepted on the opening night.
The entertainment at the Republican Club tomorrow
night Is to be "symposium.' and It's exact nature
is not to be revealed In advance The previous a""r
NJ This nature WIS much enjoyed. The club is In
terested I'm the project erecting headquarters ior
the Republican County Committee, rs u feels 'hh' IL
might we'll be under the same roof with the com
mttee 49,
An exhibition Of pictures and ladies day. VIII
he given at the Colonial Club soon. Inc N"nlihnu"s
Committee, elected wee, before last. mas ho' ie''
called on to do nythng yet as IN" election doe'
NOT take place until MAY Edward ". scott VIII I'M
oucstionably be renomnat.d for president II he VIII
consent TO serve again. The cup has ''jo''" -
markable prosperity during his Administrations ic
will have to make business trip abroad This year. ana
feared that IL would interfere with his duties u he
continued In office. Every effort Is being made 10
get him 10 allow the Of his name
II is likely that Theodore MOrgentlaier the waiter
ot The New York Athletic Club who was injured cN
rv,ng bottle nt the dinner given by Mwar' Il. H"''
several weeks ago. will lose the sight oil boh MS eyes
The left one alone was cut BY tie glass. but the
other hns been affected. Hall at ono. sent his resna
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-26
FROM BENCH AND BAR.
GATHERED FROM LAWYERS AND AMONG
THE COURTS

Associate Justice Samuel Blatchford. OF the United
states Supreme Court represents the Second Circuit
In that tribunal. Among his predecessors on tns
supreme Bench from this state have been John Joy'
the first Chief Justice OF the court Brockholst Law
incston, Smith Thompson. Samuel Nelson and Wese
Hunt.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-26

Of elaborate design.
Tie house. on a plot 100 ~ 600 feet. T. T."
80 Icy 90 feet. with an annex - hy 40 i''
stanford White. 81 McHim. Mend 4 White. Is IA"
architect lie chose the Italian Renaissance stle for
his design. 1t i. not ihlv tia, the house viii
l.. ready for use before October. The masons have
little more do. but the interior decorations VIII
Ice unusually magnificent and cannot be- finished for
n long time
At the southeast Of the plot in front Of
the annex. will l." court. cn'r'nc" TO which VIII
le through wrought iron gates supported on maril"
columns, This annex will 10, for the 81 women
escorted by members Of the club Tic main rniranc"
will be- through an ou'cr and inner Ncslilulc both
Of large size. The main hall f. Ia J." hity two J."
hfy.hvc feet and forty FIVE feet high. 1t VIII be-
finished In NumIdan marble. and will hav" n painted
and gold ceiling.
There are 10 be two longing rooms on the ground
floor one forty hy eighty five feet. aud tie other
thirty by nfiv feet In the second story will bc n
reading ROOM two cari-rooms. two billiard rooms
and the library ON the nOor above will he great
dining ball. forty by eighty feet; breakfast ROOM
twenty by thirty feet smoking room ANA three IlrS"
p1vatc dining rooms. There Will bc twenty suites
Of living apartments on the fourth floor. The lolng
inc rooms womcn's restaurant aud the dining lhl
will be finished varou,ly with pnn"ll'd walls ana
bcamcd ceilings In English oak and willie ana gih
The rest Of the rooms will be- finish IN American
oak cherry mahogany and other woods The bnild
ing will be- heated and ventilated by Indirect radIa
ton and will have il electric plant.
There has been nothing for the club t. do but TO
elect new member, and watch the progress OF The
work on It's house. The membership j. now over
500 There has been haste TO increase the li'
and the governors elect only icw men NJ ca'h
meeting. At the present rate tie total number VIII
no, be- over 900 when the house T. opened. The
initiation fec 1, $500. The officers Of the club az"
President, j. Pierpont Morgan; vice rr"sdc:i' SidhY
webster; treasurer George :. Bowdoa. ana s'cr"
tarv W. Watts sherman. The cNccntlv" committee
consists of George G.. Haven, ID. -. Ml,, Henry n
Whi,nc-: the building committee, OF samuel H.
Eohcock Robert GOclct, George &. Haven, AdilHh
IgelIn ir Henry 4. G.. Taylor and Egcrton l.. WIN
,hrop. and the board Of governor, Of samuei d.
Hancock George :. Eowdon. John l.. Cadwaiadcr
Robert tocci George g. Haven, ADRIAN lsclli lr
lanes p Kcinochan. Charles Lanicr Loui, l.. LORI
lard Henry g. Marauanf, ID. .. Mlilo, j. f1erP"lt
MORGAN A. Ncwbod Norris James ~ Roosevelt
W. Watts sherman. Frank X. siursis, Henry A. &
TavIor Cornelius Vanderbilt, william X. Vanderbilt
lanes NJ Waterbury, sidney Webster George fea
body WcImorc, william G. Whitney ana Eg'rton J."
winthrop.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-02-08
RECOLLECTIONS.

What blessed thing is memory I
now it rings u the pleasures of the
past, and IN les its unpleasantness
iou recall your childhood days. do you
not, and wish they would return? You
remember the pleasant associations,
whlle the unpleasant ones are forgotten.
ferhaps to your mind comes the face Of
some friend. IL was once a pale, sad
face. 1t showed marks of pain, lines of
care. IL seemed to be looking into the
hereafter, the unknown future. And
then You recall how it frightened, how
IL recovered its rosy hue. how it be-
came picture of happiness and Joy.
DO you remember these things? Many
people do, and gladly tell how the
health returned, how happiness came
back, how the world seemed bright.
They tell how they We're once weak,
nerYeless, perhaps in pain, certainly un-
happy. They tell of sleepless nights,
restless days, untouched food, unstrung
nerves. And then they tell how they
became happy, healthy and strong once
more. You have heard it often in the
past, have you not? You have heard
people describe how they were cured
and kept in health? You certainly can
remember what it is that so helped peo-
pie in America. If not listen to what
Mrs. Annie Jenness Miller, who is
known universally as the great dress re-
former, says: six years ago, when suf-
fering from mental care and overwork.
| received the most pronounced benefit |
from tine use of the great medicine,
Warmers Safe Cure" All, now You re- |
member. Now you recall how many |
people You have heard say this same |
lhing. Now you recollect how much |
You have heard of this great Cure. Now
you are ready 10 ADMIT that memory is
usually pleasing, that the highest pleas
lre comes from perfect health, and that
his great remedy has done more to pro-
luce and prolong health than any other
discovery ever known in the entire his
ory of the whole world.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-02-08
Trading In the Bowery.

A frenchman recently arrived in thi.
country who had been warned against
the exactions of the shopkecpers Of a
certain section of this city entered the
store OF a halter to inquire the price of
a shiny silk tile which he had long ad.
mlred through the show window.
what is zee price Of that chapeau?" he
asked the clerk, pointing 60 the hat
Seven dollars" replied the polite
salesman, holding the hat so that the
electric light might play over its glossy
surface. Eleven dollars" calculated
the would-be purchaser. II will give
nine dollars for HIM" ooh. no; Won
misunderstood" said the clerk. "The
price is seven dollars, not eleven dol
lars "Oh, pardon, monsieur. You
say seven dollars; then give You five
dollars for him." and as il was I'm the
Bowery he received tho hat forthwith.
IN. Y. Herald.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-02-08
THE LONDON STREETS.
Queer Characters Who Use the
Gift of Cab" to Advantage.
THE FINE ART OF "PATTER,n
The Gutter Merchant OF Hair-Restorer
Fsme-A Negro Who Sells Brass We'd
ding Rings-Pen Sketches From the
Streets Of London.

LONDON, Jan. sou is said that the
art of "patter" may be best de-
scribed as one of the lowest forms of
oratory; yet 1t is surprising how easily
a crowd may be drawn together by a
skilled possessor of the gift. Foremost
among the few requisites of the street
seller, no matter what the nature of hi,
wares, is the ability to "patter" well.
and one starting in business without
this necessary gift of CAB" would most
likely prove failure at his calling.
Many of the London street patterer.
let drop things which are worth hear
ing, either on account of their wit or
their novel audacity. There is one
gutter merchant who comes before the
public nightly with stock of penny
bottles of hair restorer, and in recon-
mending it he boastfully claims that
through the fast growing adoption of
his specific the occupation of the wig
makers will soon be entirely gone for.
ever. He tells a funny story TO the
effect that certain old gentleman,
whose badness most sorely grieved him