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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Only One Wife

Chicago Times.
1t is unfortunate that the maharajah
of Kapurthala only brought one wife
with him to the far. If he'd brought
his entire matrimonial collection it
would have saved such a lot of j alousy
and pickering among the lady managers
as to the right of precedence in enter
tanning madam, the rance of Kapur-
thala
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

THE worlds fair board of lady man
ayers are presenting vivid Illustration
of sweet bells tangled. Owing to this
fact, Beauty i'll tears is one more pa.
tbetic exhibit added to the list of expo
sition attractions, and one, too, for
which no extra price of admission is
charged.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Psyche on Deck

OHICaBO Hines.
George Francis Train has arrived in
the city with the Intention. as he says,
of saving the fair. Good enough We're
glad to welcome the sturdy citizen, and
suggest that he begin operations at
once on the national commission aut
Columbian guard.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Lay in Your Coal.

Philadelphia Ledger
The noted German Gotha institution
photographers have been forecaSting
little, and give out the news that we
are to have severely cold winter. This
should temper growlS about the heat at
present.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
TOO SMART FOR HIM.

my lips are chapped, she said,
And he, quite rude,
Remarked he knew
OF something good.
He said they called it tulip salve,
And that he had
Some with him, which
lie would be glad
To let her have.
Come off. my lad"
She answered with a snap,
They're chapDed enough
Without another chap"
Detroit Free Press
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Want 1t Fresh.
Judy.

Governess: "Why do we pray for
our daily bread?' Why don't we ask
for four or five days or Il weeks'?"
Clever child: Because we want it new,
| SUPPOSE"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Beware of Waite d,

Chicago Times.
California is producing gold at the
rate of $. 100000 a month. She had best
keep these figures quiet, or she is likely
to be invaded by the fiery Colorado sill
verites under the leadership of blood
thirsty Gov. Waite.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
No BloOdShed.

Chicago Times.
The latest convention to seek Chicago
is one of the woman lawyers of 1.-the
United States. Up to latest accounts
the first meeting was peaceful, neither
Col. Phoebe Couzins nor Miss Kate Kane
having descended upon it. Is gH
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
so Funny.

New York Herald.
lit is a funny thing that what is the
sailors joy is the actors sorrow"
unused Hayerly.
What is that?" asked Austen.
"A lighthouse.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Republican Hint.

Chicago Tribune.
President Cleveland will observe that
Gov. Boies. in declining to be candi-
date for another term, took occasion to
express himself with much force and
clearness against third terms.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
One Battle Enough.

PDiIadelphia Times.
If all the people who are fighting so
hard for undeserved pensions had
fought as hard in the war that UNI
pleasantness might have ended sooner
than it did.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Wild Game in Mime.

Lewiston journal
with deer in the oats. bears in the
sheep pasture, beetle bugs i'll the potato
field and grassnOppers i'll the wheat, the
farmers of some or our Eastern Maine
towns nave IN time to chase mosquitoes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Thomas Resigns,

Chicago Record.
AT last there is a real basis for the
complaint that Mr.. Theodore Thomas
does not cater TO popular taste. The
latest unpopular thing he has done is to
present his resignation.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

SUNDAY opening at the worlds fair
in obedience to Judge STEMS injunc-
ton continues to be failure. This is not
because Chicago people object to vioIat-
ing the Sabbath, but more likely due to
the suppression of the Eastern dancing
girls
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

IT'S not noted in the dispatches Civ
ing an account of the Democratic con-
greSSiOnal caucus that Mr.. BLAND was
among the speakers who advocated the
reelection of Speaker CRISP. As sill
yer straw it is worth noting.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

THE attention of the St. Paul reform
administration is directed to the fact
that the uncleanliness Of Grand Forks
is likely to fire the town from sponta-
nenus cnmhnStinn
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

Briton-Why do you repuse me? Do
you know that am heir presumptive to
title and fortune?
Mable-If you were heir consumptiye,
| might dallV'
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

CONGRESSMAN FLETCHER is right in
declaring that he will ote for the repeal
of the SHERMAN act, even if he antago-
nizes the president. Still, there have
been rumors that the president also
favors the repeal. LOREN and GROVER
ought to get together.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Chicago's Vile Pave.

Chicago Tribune -
All the visiting wheelmen. without
exception, are of the opinion that, no
language is capable of portraying the
utter vleness of the pavements on
Chicago's principal business streets.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

OpINEs the IOWA Capitol: president
CLEVELAND will End ii pretty difficult
TO grind out Republican dnanciai legis-
lation with Democratic machine" 1t
is not understood that President CLEVE-
LAND is DESTROYS of grinding ont any
more SHERMAN acts.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

TUE silver lobbyist is becoming dis
tinctly numerous III Washington. This
is said to be a business almost as re-
munerative as running a drug store in
prohibition Iowa.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Tribal Envy.

Chicago Record.
Tie various tribrs on The plaEtucr.
turned pale Win enss' Ns.eterds is i.,.s-
they found their multi cU.oreu cio,hes
compared With the Scotch piaids,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
WbY WeI.aagh.

Washington Post.
SILVER asvoeatcs WHO make their con-
Tracts payable in gold must not fna
.auit if the people smoker.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

II HAVE been through many panics,"
says RUSSELL SAGE. and this is the
least severe of them all" Does Mr..
SAGE refer to the monetary stringency
or his breach Of promise suit.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

II Is more than probable that Gov.
WAITE Will be nursing a sore thumb
along with the corporals guard of fiat
money men ere the swallows nest again.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Keen Still.

Washington News.
The Georgia watermelon season is
over, and we are wondering what the
poets are going to do about it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

The ghoulish gee with which the
Pioneer Press picked to pieces lena
TITUS DoNNEILY's free silver platform
reminded one OF the sensational days of
dollar libel suits.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
She Was There.

Puck. 4,
bunker: "Wbat prompted you to
ask Miss Giddey to be your wife,
Spatts: II think Miss G5iddey herself
prompted me more than anybody else"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

IT Is the opinion of the Mobiles County
Democrat that Gen. LEW WALLAcE's
new book will have large sale on the
strength of Ben Hur." Doubtless it
will, much larger than it would have
on the strength of his recent political
representations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
When the BandPIaxs

Philadelphia Record.
One of the coast resorts has had a pa
rade of 500 babies. No wonder that
Americans love to parade! The taste
tor it is ground into them in infancy.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

PERHAPS, alter ali. it is not The fee
bleness of his health that causes WILL
IAN NJ. SPRINGER TO step aside from
the craftsmanship OF the ways and
means committee in favor of WILLIAM
NJ. WILSON, but the feeb!encss of his
policy
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Here, Foe.

FhIadeIpiila PreSs.
French railroads have Increased their
gross earnings in a bad year by reduc-
ing passenger fares 90 per cent. The
experiment is worth trying nearer
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Given Time Enough.

Boston Transcript.
Aug. 20 is to be poets day at the
worlds fair. This warning gives Chi
cage people merry month to get their
guns
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

THE attention Of woman su1lragists is
directed to recent ruling of Ken
lucky judge to the effect that girls may
legally smoke cigarettes on the streets.
Is not that sufficient? Do they want
the earlh9
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

On THE silver question young ALLEN
w. THURMAN talks considerably
younger than he looks. But when it
comes TO the topic OF base bail. well, one
can only enjoy one of ALIENS orator..
cal efforts and 20 home aWe-stricken
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

IT Is too bad Congressman TAwNEY
did not know anything about silver
prior to the opening of congress. He
has got SO much to learn.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

THE recent burning of LEVI p. Nor
TONS 100000 barn reminds US that Mr..
MORTON played low TO Ben HARRI-
SONS high, jack and the game.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Porcine h.neineers.

Philadelphia Record.
Chicago is having an engineers con
gress. but the engineers~of the pork
corner" are not III it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

IN ADDITION to her free silver phan-
tasy. Nebraska is just now in the thrOeS
of a state tennis tournament.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

DIRECTOR OF Worlds Fair Works
BURNHAM says that the Persian idea of
terpsichorean art is not in harmony
with the tone of the exposition, and it
must be sorrowfu!ly confessed shat said
tone is pitched in high key.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
RenealIs Cntci,,nn

washington Post.
1t is barely possible that Hon. Anti
Chinese Geary will be compelled to sit
up at nights to keep the reppalcrs off his
pet law.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

A CARLYLE, H.. farmer recently
tackled and killed PCS rattlesnakes. Let
US see, how far is Carlyle from Peoria?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

The idea of picking Up news sensa-
ton from the fact that LIZZIE BORDEN
walks the streets "unconcerncdiy is a
trifle far-fetched.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

CoNGREss convcnes to-day. and it is to
be hoped that few of the members are
wearing Gov W ATE brides.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

HERE is a queer and unparalleled
complication. In financial depression,
one cause of which is depreciation of
and failure of confidence in a portion
OF our currency. we find the New York
banks grumbling and dissenting fr0m
the action OF the Sub-treaSury in pay
Jug its clearinghouse balances in gold,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

By TIE time it is decided whether or
no the worlds fair shall remain open
Sundays il will have been closed for
good,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

GREAT SCoTTI Gar REED has been
nominated for speaker of the present
congress. We believe Gar REED is
beaten,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
I VT in advance $1,000 3mos; IN ady..S2 90 90
q m in advance 5 90 5 weeksin adv. oO
one month ...Soc
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

TR1-WEEkLY-- DAILY Monday Wednesday
and friday .ooo
VI in advance .S4 90 6 mos. in adv.'SZ w
) months in advance. 81 W.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
sti!l I.ag.ing.

7Jhica5e i;iaeS
New York sent the go!d to Europe
and Chicago is bringing it back.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
a Milwaukee idea

Milwaukee journal
Confidence is one of those things
that cannot be manufactured to order.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

have recently been landed in New York.
One man sold $500 worth of -four, and
turned around and exchanged the money
for tin box full of painted paper. Per-
haps he was afraid Of banks.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

FACTORIES are starting up all over
the country. and there is. even. re:.ewed
activity in the green goods" line.
Quite number OF Western suckers
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

TO-DAY the chat of the interviewed
Statesman" gives place to the chatter
of the congressman.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
T. =. LYONS,
Local Forecast Official.

The country is not going 10 the dogs.
1t Is only the dog days coming to the
country.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

A CoNEY ISLAND jockey is said to
have gone into bankruptcy. Must have
lost his pull.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. ACdless all letters and telegrams 10
THE GLOBE, ST. Paul, MINI.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

SUNDAY ALONE.
VT in advance 81 90 ) mos. i'll ADJ. .50c
{; m in advance. 90 / NJ III adVance-ZV
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
Eastern Advertising Office Room a.
Times Building, New York.

WASHINGTON BUREAU, 1895 ST. NV
Comnlete files of the GLOBE always kept on
hand for reference Patrons and friends are
cordially invited 10 visit andavaii themselves
of the facilities of our Eastern Offices whlle
in New York and Washington
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
GLOBE

ST PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATE
DAILY tNoT INCLUDING SUNDAY
/ VT in ADVANCES 90 3m in advance 10Y o4
< IN in advance. 90 weeks i'll adv w
One month. .....1Uc.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07
W ELL AND I'LL.

Here's a happy little maid,
Healthy, bonnie bright,
Swinging in the leafy glade.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-08-07

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
ar 81 | Six no., CSC Three n
Tombstone epitaph., 1893-09-27

ABANDON Fort Bowie? This would be the straw to break the camels back. The patience of Ajzona's pop ulation is proverbial. We have stood by and watched our industries paral- yzed by the treachery of the adminis- tration during the past half year, and this blow is to be followed up by turn ing us over to the merciless dispos- iiion of the hordes Of Apaches which will infest our county as soon as this move is made. Who is to be benefited by this abandonment of Fort Bowie? Only syndicate of enterprising con- gressmen who are in the deal to grab the entire reservation as soon as it re- yerts to the government.
Tombstone epitaph., 1893-09-27
IF THE OCEANS WE'RE DRY.
They Couldn't f,e Filled Up Again Becauss
 the Rivers Would Disappear.

They Couldn't Be Filled Up gain Because
 the Rivers Would Disappear.
 Suppose the ocean bed were empty, how long would the rivers of the world have to pour themselves into it before it was filled again presuming there was no loss by evaporationT'
 Answer by the Brooklyn Eagle: This question, or one very like it, has gone the rounds" for a good while. Its terms seem to infer that some things have been forgotten in formu- lating it, as will be seen. The ocean and seas on the surface of the globe, representing 145, ,00O, 600 square miles, with an average depth of 2.000 fath- ons, are calculated to contain 3,21O, 600 billion tons of water. If this were all evaporated and the basins left dry, it has been computed that, at tbe rate of thirty-six cubic miles per day (the esti- mated flow of all the rivers in the world), it would occupy 5000 years to replace and create a complete circuit of the whole of the seas as they at present stand. But this required a further assumption, namely. that the rivers would continue to flow with their present capacity. which would, in fact, be impossible if the ocean bed were empty and dried up. If such a thing happened the river beds would soon follow suit and be also empty, as the sea is their great source of water supply. It is estimated that every year a layer of the entire ocean fourteen feet thick is taken up into the clouds and returns to the earth in the shape of rain, keeping its springs and rivers supplied with water. Stop this supply and rivers of the world would soon be mere dribbles of water, which would shortly and quickly disappear, render ing it impossible for them ever again to fill the sea to its present extent.
Tombstone epitaph., 1893-09-27

THE Examiner publishes long list Of comments from its contemporaries on its recent change sof heart toward the administration. The interior papers are not onplimentary to tine Examiner, which calls forth the fol. lowing editorial utterance:
 When we have such evidence Of the coolie like spirit that Is eating the rice of humility in so many of the edi- torial rooms of the coast the necessity for frank and courageous speech by adult newspapers is made the more apparent.
 The self-righteous air of the Exam iner is amusing. The fact is that the "courageous spiri. Of this adult" newspaper did not show itself until after it had been ridiculed into sub jection by the very papers it now treats with such a pstronizing air. Out on such buncomb!
Tombstone epitaph., 1893-09-27

THE Gazette made terrific blum der when 1t stated that Secretary Bruce exceeded his authority in offer ing a reward of Sl 900 for the appre- hension of Oury's murderers, and as- serted that the law allows but $500 to be offered for the arrest of criminals. Paragraph 235T of the penal code gives the executive the power to offer a reward in such instances not to ex- ceed Sl GOO.
Tombstone epitaph., 1893-09-27
Consam5ilen Ourea

An old physician, retired from prac tioe. having had placed in his hand, bJ sn East India missionary the form. ula of . simple vegetable remedy fo, the speedy and permanent cure of Con- sumption, Bronchitis. Cafarrh. Asth- ma and ell Throat and Lung Affections
 and positive and radical cure for NervousDebility and all Nervous Com plaints. after having tested it's wonder ful curative powers in thousands oi cases, has felt it his duty to make # known to his suffering fellows. Actu. ated by this motive and desire to Te- lieve. human suffsripg. I will send free of chsrge. to all who desire it. tkis re- seipe, in German. French or English. sith full directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail by addressing with stamp naming this paper, ". A. Noyes, 82O Powers Block. Rochester
 MI ]. 1e. 1 VT
Tombstone epitaph., 1893-09-27
CHAsTisEo BY A COW.
An Incident Which Tends to show That
 Cattle Are Intelligent.

An Incident Which Tends to show That
 Cattle Are Intelligent.
 A COW and a steer-the latter two or three years old-were the only occu- pants of the barnyard where the occur renee took place, writes Allen Pringle. A batting of hay was put out to them, the COW taking possession. The steer wished to' snare it, but the COW, like some higher animals, was selfish and was bent on taking the whole of it, and as often as he would maneuver around from side to side to get bite she would drive him of at the point of her horn. The steer was so persistent that at last the cows patience gave way and. taking a determined and vicious charge on him, punished him severely, though he was her own off spring. says Popular Science Monthly.
 The steer felt badly hurt, not only in body but evidently in mind as well, and immediately started out of the yard and of down the lane toward the pasture where were the rest of the stock, believing vengeance at every step in language which was unmis- takable to the bystanders and which the mother well understood, as she ceased eating and listened intently to the threatenings of what was to come. When these died away in the distance she resumed her ration, but with evil dent apprehension. In due time the steer was seen returning, bringing with him a companion larger. and stronger than himself. As they ap- proached the rumblings of rage and revenge could be again heard, which grew louder as they came nearer The COW took in the situation at once and was now terror-stricken. As her assailants rushed into the yard she dodged them and rushed out at life and-death speed and away toward the rest of the stock in the field with her pursuers close on her track
Tombstone epitaph., 1893-09-27
Piles, Itching Piles

Symptoms-Moisturei intensei itching and stinging. most at night; worse by scratching. 1T allowed to continue tumors form which often bleed and ulceraie becoming very sore. SwAYNE' OrSTNENT stops the itching and bleed ing, heals alteration and in most cases removes the tumors. At drug gists or by mail for 50 cents Dr wayne & Son. Philadelphia.
Tombstone epitaph., 1893-09-27

TIE associated press report that Gov. Hughes in his message made the assertion that Arizona was more of gold than a silver country and could be coanted on to give her vote against silver was. totally false. He never made such a statement.
Tombstone epitaph., 1893-09-27
Ald the Firhs for silver.

Every lover of his country should contribute to the cause of Free Coin age. Mall silver documents to your friends east or'send liss Of addresses with postage to the unders gned, and eilver literature will be furnished from this office. By the committee,
 A. c. FISK, Chairman. T.F.vAn wAsExES, Sec. & Treas.
 7O2 Boston DIeek, Dsnver, Col.
Tombstone epitaph., 1893-09-27

Act'g Gov. Bruce has offered a Ie- ward of Sl.OOo for the apprehension of the murderers of Frank 0ury. MT. Bruce wisely made She amount the maximum allowed by law, which will have the effect to stimulate the ef- forts of the officers and make the cap ture of the outlaws possibility.
Tombstone epitaph., 1893-09-27

A prominent attorney from the City of Mexico, accompanied by the Mexi- can customs collector at Nogales, were in town yesterday and left this morn- ing for Bisbee.