The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1893-08-18
INTERESTING MISCELLANY.

The quickest way of smoothing rough charac-
tiers is to iron them.-Texas Siftings.
Many a,fond parent does not get to sleep until
after the bawl is Over.-BOston Globe.
Pat; Phwat is that We are at, Bddy? Biddy:
Shure, it's bottle of hair resthorer Oi'm putting
on me old muff. "-Tlt-Bits
TITS funny about bridal pairs They are not
like other pears at ALL" "Why nOt?" "They
are softest when they are en."-Ipdianapoli
Journal.
A man in Indiana has just died from excessive
tobacco chewing. The music at his funeral
should not be dirge but an overchewer.- ROch-
ester Democrat
Williamson: Did the man you bought that
mule from say he wouldn't kick? Henderson:
No; but he would have said so if had asked
him.-Brooklyn Life.
"Do you think that the lady who is moving in
above you is nce?" sob, dear, yes. She noticed
| that baby had two teeth before she had been in
the house two hours. Inter Ocean.
HAS my boy been little defender and kind
to dumb animals to-day2" "Yes, grandma;
let your canary out of the cage, and when my cat
| caught it | set TOwser on her"-Life.
7. s. johnson Co., at Cooley's Landing, Ten
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and pay the highest market price. For any fur
ther information address I. S. johnson & Co.
Box g. Camden, Tenn or see w. r. or j. E.
Selby, at Camden, or call at the mill
Mamma: If you eat any more of that pudding,
Tommy, you'll see the bogieman tonight Tom
my (after a moments thought: Well, give me
some more. [ might as well settle my mind
about the truth of the story once for aIl.-Tit-
Bits.
MIR. D. O. Boswell, one of the best known and
most respected citizens of Brentwood Tex, suf-
fered with diarrh9a for long time and tried
many different remedies without benefit, until
Chamberlains Collie, Cholera, and Diarrhea
Remedy was used; that relieved him at once.
For sale by j. G. PressOn, Camden, Tenn
That was disgusting tramp helped this
morning." said old Mrs. Smythe, of Bungtown
Corners. II gave him % pie and asked him to
saw some wood, and about ten minutes later he
came in and asked me if I'd mind if he ate the
wood and sawed the pie.'-Harpers Bazaar.
Mr.. Thomas Bate, editor of the Graphic, Tex
arkana, Ark, has found what he believes to be
the best remedy in existence for the flux. His
experience is worth remembering He SAYS:
last summer had very severe attack of flux
} | tried almost every known remedy, none giving
relief. Cbamberlain's Collie, Cholera, and Diar,
rh9a Remedy was recommended to nae. pur-
chased bottle and received almost immediate
relief. l continued to use the medicine and was
entirely cured. take pleasure in recommend
ing this remedy to any person suffering with
such disease, as in my opinion it Is the best
medicine in existence" % and so cent bottles
for sale by j. G. Presson, Camden Tenn.
: There's one curious thing about discovering
places, said Johnny, after he had got through
with his study. "Take Bermuda, for instance.
1t was discovered by a man named Burmudez.
D How he happened to stumble on a place with a
: name Just like his beats me,"-Harpers Bazar
a The success of Mrs. Annie NJ Beam, of Nc.
:, Keesport, Pa in the treatment of diarrhea in heI
children will undoubtedly be of interest to many
q mothers. She says: 81 spent several weeks in
{ JonstOwn, Pa, after the great food on account
), of my husband being employed there. We had
several children with us, two of whom took the
u diarrh9a very badly. got some of Chamber
q lain's Collie, Cholera, and DiarThma Remedy from
I Rev. Mr.. Chapman. 1t cured both of them.
= knew of several other cases where it was equally
II successful. think it can not be excelled anC
@ cheerfully recommendit" % and 5Oeent bottle.
r. for sale by J. G. PreSson, Camden, Tenn
), 81 suppose the panic hasn't struck you yet, MI
= GotroX2" SIT hasn't eh7 Here I've got more'l
e $4,000 that / can't get people to borrow at all
q they're al afraid to go into business any deeper
n If these times keep up little longer I'll land il
the poOr-house in G months. THE ndianap0li
Journal.