Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-02
Let Us All Laugh.

| Picayune,
THERE is always room at the top
for large potatoes. Blizzard.
LIQUOR and lick her too often
travel together. -Lowell Courier.
DEAL gently unless you wish to
A GREAT many will sing lie that
will not deliberately tell one. RAMS
| Horn.
THE manicure doesn't insist on
"cash on the nail. "-Glens Falls Re-
| publican.
THERE are always some rare bar
gains at the meat marke Calves
| ton News.
THE gods of heather lands are only
matters of idol curiosity here
Rochester Democrat
BEAUTY is only skin deep, the prov
erb says; but, after all, that serves.
-Someryille Journal.
A MAN never has SO much use for
| his watch as when listening to Il long
sermon. -Atchison Globe.
AN oyster congress is the latest
Chicago notion. 1t will probably
get into stew. Lowell Courier.
THE question that confronts the
| fast young man is whether he will let
up now or let down later.-GaIveston
| News
THE tenant who spends all his
money on tear naturally has cause
ty, II FinI
| Courier.
! WELL, Anna, have you found the
rose for my hair yet?" Eyes madam:
| but now | cannot find the hair
! Fiegende Batter
SHE from the hammock)-"FIave
you read AN Exquisite Fool?'" He
! with a sigh of hopelessnesssl-"I'
| been one "-Detroit Free Press.
| SWELL" observed Blobbs at the
shore. "the beach is dirty with wreck
age, but we can hardly say that it is
not tide-y." -Philadelphia Record.
WAITER Cat Saratoga = Chips,
sir?" Straightfush (his mind still on
last nights little game}-"Yes; two
stacks, both blues. "-BuffalO Courier.
THERE is one safe way of avoiding
| fatal mistakes in distinguishing be-
| tween mushrooms and toadstools.
Eat parsnips Kansas City Journal.
| DEMONSTRATION in Natural Science
- Gentlemen, | hold in my hand three
shells. Voice from amphitheater-It
isn't under any OF them. -Detl oft
| Tribune.
NIs1ToR-Whose exhibit is that ?
| Columbian Guard (obligingly inspect
| ing it)-Some Russians, / guess. His
name seems to be Handsoff. -Chicago
| Tribune.
HUsBANn-"I just can't live in the
same house with that cook any long
err" Wife" Farewell. Edwin We
may meet in the great beyond. De
troit Tribune.
A WOMAN in Ohio has Just received
her degree as an electrical engineer.
| She ought. by mere force Of instinct,
to know how to manage the s. arks.
Baltimore American.
"WELI," sale the reporter. as he
| took the cash for an interview with
certain eminent politician, "this is
not the first rumor that has gained
currency. Washington Star
OYSTERS twenty inches in#diame-
| ter once grew on the sea bottom that
is now the Yuma Desert. Yuma
| doubt it, but they've got the shells
to show. -Philadclphia Ledger
HOTEL GUEST at the Worlds Fair
! What's this item r. A. mean on
nv bill? Clerk-You had room on
the fifteenth floor. didn't you? Guest
Yes Clerk-That's for "raretied
air. Club.
MAIDEN who had been reading OF
! the French way Of conducting matri-
monial Observation-Disclosures, yol knew
papa cutie we'll before You married
him, didn't you? Mamma SADLY
thought I did. -BrooGlyn L f..
! WHAT despot are Won after nov ?"
ask he Ninilist's vi as h pt a
fresh bomb in his pocket. 81 amt
say ng :, word. was The reply. only
! the baby has just got TO stop running
/ things with such high hand. De
! troit Tribune.
A LITTLE Roxbury girl says sh IS
not going TO De an ola maui, TOT,
! saws She: "iVhen q nice little QrGwn-
1 ND BOY comes To ask me to get MIR
! ried. III be SO happy | won't wait to
! run down-st IRIS to meet him: j. list
slide down the banisters. boston
Courier
B ,BBY-What sort Nv a wheel is
dat" Raleigh Racer" | reads SO lnnth
about in de papers? Tommy .'al't
know. why? Bobby-Weli, | was
lust thinking dat it must be ppwer-
fal hard to ride, cause ! hear I'm
say dat deF pas Jimmy 81, 00o q year
= rido Il y flanta IallrIlal