Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1893-03-11

lalnerS CLOCK. Troy fFtSS.
Those who marry in haste now re-
pent in Dakota. Kate Fields Wash
lngton.
Many a man has made a goose OF
himself with a single quill. Texas
SytagS.
Visiting a church fair is like going
into the highways and buy ways
L0lccH Courier.
The society girl has q great deal of
get up-after O'Clock in the morning,
Detroit Neigs.
Even the highest-priced surgeons
will give cut rates when asked to-
Philadelphia Record
Husband Didn't you promise to
obey me at the altar? Wife-les; but
we're not there nOw!-I tt-B'tS,
He--If you were not so tall I'd pro-
pose to you. Shelf you did, you'd
see how short | could be. -Haypsr's
Baza-.
Beware, young man, lest you spoil
the happy Christmas season by giving
yourself to your best girl " y.
Herald
Don't Judge hastily. What may
seem 10 lie very ordinary drum-maiors
ere often leading musicians Elm'ra
Ga-ette.
Mr. Hownow Miss Passce, what is
your opinion of the coming mani
Miss Passee-That he is very, very
slow. What's Oid
1t is the girl who says she doesn't
| believe in accepting presents from
young men who is most likely to be
popular this mouth Washington Star.
Nevergo willing to wait hun
dred years to gain your love. Miss
( Tiredtodeath- 1t seems to me the time
must be almost up.-Detrou Tribune.
He,-Is that your school friend?
Why, she isn't so very ugly. She
Ugly? Who said she was? He-You
said all the girls loved her Good
NcWS.
"Why does Miss Antique persist in
wearing her hat at all the Christmas
balls and entertainments" "She has
il trimmed with mistletoe. "-BuBaio
Express.
l.
Miss De Pink (wearilv)-l think it
must need cleaning. It's been two or
three hours going that last hour. N.
T. Weekly
John, what's the Sale law We read
about in history2" asked Mrs. John.
at was a law that prevented women
becoming Kings" replied John learn
eddy Life.
Charlie Livewayte Why do you
Boslouiaus eat baked beans? Athena
Huh0, The progress OF evolution.
We gave up eating the raw several
links ago Puck,
The Personal Rccolections of a
| Balet-Dancer" are announced for early
publication. What Washington said
to her will be read with Interest,"
PFiiadeiphia Ledger.
Minnie Honestly, now. didn't he
drive with one hand rs soon rs you
were out Of town? Mamie No. he
he drove with the other hand.--It-
dinopoAs JourHai.
What are the prospects up your
way for a sleighing season this year,"
Excellent; three medical graduates
have just settled in our neigh borhood."
--Ba,tlatore Amertcm.
1--WE got great attraction for next
| week, said the dime museum man
ager What is it?" "Au actre- no
has not been asked to pose for i1at
Montana statue" BuBiu0 Express.
Egypt had opera thousands Of years
ago. This stat ment is authenticated
by many ancient chorus girls Of the
Pharuohian per cd, who sill lag super
lluOus upon The stage. hahSaS C.ty
lsmca.
lie You my you love me. but can
not he my wife. Is il because am
poor? There are better things in the
world than money. She-Quite true;
but it takes money to buy them
Bits.
Wen start prison paper, said one
convict to another. 1--WE will, and our
motto shall be, The pen is mightier
than the sword :" NO; our motto
shall be, We have come to stay. ~
" T. SIM.
She Must you 20 50 soon, darling?
1t Is only 10 O'clock and father won't
object If you stay until u. He-True. !
my own. But that ouly gives me TWO
hours in which to say goodnight. Il
Ptt5barg Dispatch.
something the matter with my
watch said Charlie Lingerlong. 1T
doesn't 60" Dear mel7 she ex-
claimed. This is the first time ! ever
knew a watch could have anything
contagious. Broo6iy1 Eagle.
Hicks Hamfatter is bound to rise
in his profession. Wicks At any rate !
he has got an excellent chance. He
can't get any lower than be is now,
unless be digs a hole in the ground /.
and crawls into it. Boston Transcript /
Dismal Dawson-This is goin' to be /
hard winter on us, I'm afeared. /
Hungry Higgins Not fur me il amt. /
didn't dc a thing last summer but 90 /
around betin' dinners wit de farmers
on ole Grover Indianapolis JourHai. F..
drummer Old Hardhead has given
up the CalviuiStio faith and has left !.