The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-11-21

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promptly answered, "Dudes."
Dudes" Mr.. Fulton, are great
drawback to matrimony, for it is rare
when a young lady admires one of
these "things" that makes real man
wonder why sit" was made.
dudes" are certainly not prOduc-
tive of matrimony and hence the great
number of single ladies who are very
tcuchy about their age.
"Make yourself fit, young man,
to have wife, and then get one, if
you can persuade a fitting woman
that you would be fitting husband
for her." said the parson very cor
pectly.
The fitness is the last thing the
average young young man thinks of
in the West. He first sizes the girl
up for shape, then for her dress and
then to know how much stock the old
man has in the Standard Oil COM
pany. IF these requirements are al
up to his ideas he then besieges the
Notifications.
The young lady surrenders, the
young man succeeds and few months
later there is war.
Mr.. Fulton, the best marriages |
have ever known, is where fathers
and mothers on both sides were poor
and worked and the young man and
young woman both poor of course, but
industrious and frugal and loved in
the strongest meaning of that word
and then success attended that couple.
The sermon was an excellent one,
full of meat.
1t made a good many young peo-
pie perspire at the truths shot at them
and few old ones sweat blood to
think what fools they had been.
Baltimore is an aristOcratic city,
out to marry correctly aristocracy
must get down off its high horse and
mate for real worth.
That's the deac0n's version of the
matter.
Hear me
Sedalia preachers can talk to
good advantage of matrimOny about
twice each month and do some good
as well as talk against drinking poor
gin and twopher cigars.
Hear me!
"Snap shots" are the order of the
day.
Why kodak can't be leveled at
travelling deacon as well a. at any
body else, l don't see.
And tits
The Baltimore and Ohio railroad
runs between Washington and New
York, a train known as the "Royal
Blue" train which covers 226 miles in
300 minutes, including FIVE stops and
crossing the Patapsco river on ferry
boat. The crossing OF the river con-
sumes twelve minutes.
The train is one of the finest, if lot
the finest in the world. 1t has all the
modern conveniences and appoint
ments including luxurious Pullman
parlor cars and Pullman dining cars.
The eating on the diners is all that
could be desired, the service is second
to nothing On American soil and the
speed of the train often reaches 20
miles per hour.
This speed must be attained occa-
in order to complete the jour-
ney in the 300 minutes.
1t is, even with this speed, one of
the safest roads in the country, and
any sort of an accident to the "Royal
Blue" is not remembered by the oldest
One pleasant October morning l
left Washington, the place where the
wisdom and unlimited gall of the ma
ton congregates for New York on the
"Royal" train.
There was on the train Secretary
Carlisle and wife.
They were attired in their best
because they were going to
Baltimore to attend a wedding.
Baltimore is forty miles from Wash
ington and the "Royal" lands the pas
senger in the depot in the former city
in forty-five minutes.
After leaving Baltimore ! noticed
the kodak fiend.
He pretended to be half asleep but
he was awake.
This is official and true.
A few miles ont of Baltimore the
ferry boat to cross the Patapsco river
was encountered.
Assoc as the train came to stand
till on the boat the kodak walked out
IN the boat with his instrument under
, light overcoat.
A dozen passengers including two
aides and little girl of ten or twelve