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SPORTS JUBILEE.
Phoebe Couzins' Still Hopping.

CHICAGO, ILL.,, May 22.-Phoebe
Couzins has written a long letter to a
Chicago paper in which she energeti-
cally attacks Mrs. Potter Palmer and
Worlds fair commissioners Massey,
St Clair and Lannon. She begins by
saying tnat she is keeping quiet at
present for the reason that she must
have breath like other mortals. She
then continues:
$50 when Massey, of the midget
state OF Delaware, st Clair, from the
sawed-oti' section of the great mother
country of Virginia, and cannon, from
the land of the Mormon elder, are
giving the skirt dance, cake-walk and
tight rope act Of their musicale round
with Theodore Thomas. you certainly
don't expect Il trained and dignifed
leader to shy his caster lin vulgar par
lance into this circus ring, and waste
his sweetness on the desert air.
Referring to the report that GER
tain woman was black-balled OFF the
platform of the Woman's Congress,
Miss Couzins SAYS the woman that was
black-balled is no less a parsonage
than Isabella Beecher Hooker. May
Wright Sewall was notified by the
President of the woman's management
that this lady must be kept off at all
hazards. Mrs. Hooker, unluckily for
her appearance at this congress, wrote
a letter October ID, 1891, to Mrs.
President Palmer in which, as Chair
man of the Finance Committee. she
very succinctly set forth the falsity of
afiidavits which had been submitted
AT the September meeting of the Board
of Lady Managers by Mrs.
Palmer and others, as 10 the formal
ton of that committee, and bravely
sustained the story. 1t was fondly
hoped by the receiver of that letter
that this method of squelching Mrs.
Hooker would be a sufficient one for
one who dared to affirm i'm writing
that the president of lady managers
and her subsidized allies had been
false to truth. Hence the order of
Ostracism.
Miss Couzins winds up her long
letter with an elaborate attempt to
prove that the worlds fair board Of
reference and control is an illegal
BODY.
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This is the Bazoo---Price Ten Cents
Direction for Using, Etc.


This wonderful musicale instrument, for
the people now on earth, initiates a bird or
animal. With it you can play or sing any
tuna 1t requires no instruction to use it.
Let enc play a lively tune on q violin,
BAzoo, piano or organ, and one or two
Others drone an accompaniment with the
BAzoo and you have good bagpipe. You
can initiate "Punch and Judy" to perfec-
ton by speaking in a shrill voice. Do not
blow into the BAzoo; but sing speak or
make some noise, as the cut-cut cut-ca-da.
cut of hen, the crow of a rooster, the cav
of crow, the moo Of crow and hundreds
of other noises. II the BAZoo does not
work properly, place the lips over the four
holes in the tin and draw the breath in and
out few times. Many limitations can be
made better by speaking through the three
round holes in the wood, or covering three
holes in the tin with the lips, leaving the
fourth uncovered. A quartette or chorus
singing through the BAzOo Will bring down
the house with great applause and invari-
ably receive repeated encores. Buy four
BAzOo's, organize quartette and try it. 1t
furnishes good dancing music to excursions,
picnics, etc,
The music produced is new and taking.
String and brass orchestras find the BAzOO
very important addition. The BAzOo
sells readily in stores, street and newsstands,
at fairs, races, pleasure resorts, &c. Price
1Qc, by mail lie. Address,
J. WEST GOODWIN,
Sedalia No
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FRISCO LINE.
ST. Louis & San Francisco R'y.

In connection with the great Santa Fe
system is the popular through car route
from Southeast Missouri TO all parts IN Ar
kansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Indian Terri
tory, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming. Utah.
New and Old Mexico, Arizona, Idaho,
Montana, Nevada, California, Washington
and Oregon.
The Frisco Line is also the most direct
route to st. Louis and all points east. Eie-
CANT Pullman Palace sleepers, reclining
chair cars seats free and coaches on all
through trains.
For time tables, maps, rates and full
particulars. address nearest agent of either
Frisco Line or Santa Fe Route.
III. l.. MORRILL,, ID. WISHART
Gen'l Manager, Gen1 Pass'r Ag't.
st. Louis, Mo. ST. Louis, No.
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

We have made arrangements with Dr.. b
]. Kendall Co.. publishers Of "A Treatise
on the Horse and his Diseases" which will
enable all our subscribers to obtain copy
Of that valuable work free BY sending their
address enclosing two-cent stamp for
mailing same) to DR. B. ]. KENDALL
Co., ENosBURcH FALLS, vi. This book
IS now recognized as standard authority
upon all diseases Of the horse. as its
phenomenal sale attests, over four million
copies having been sold In the past ten
years, . sale never before reached By any
publication IN the same period Of time:
We feed confident that our patrons viii
appreciate the work. and Be Glad 10 avail
themselves Of this opportunity d Obtaining
Q valuable book.
1t b necessary that you menfloa this
paper In sending for the " Treatise This
oaer viii remain open for only short time
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Children CIV for
Pitchers CastoFla.
Folding Linen.

Folding linen is an accomplishment
in which each one of the women in
Holland is expected to be proficient
before she becomes mistress of home.
In Holland especially the folding Of
linen requires considerable skill and
training. Much of their fabric ID Of
the finest texture and quality, and
they fashion the various pieces in
ironing into birds, animals, doweSs,
and all manner of artistic shSpeA
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Reporter; If you will allow me to
have the sermon which you ara to de-
liver Sunday ] will copy it and Print
1t in Mondays paper" The Rev. De
Goode: Il cannot allow my sermon
to 60 out OF my banda II you will
come to church Sunday you can hear
1t and take notes" Reporter with
dignity: i do not work SUNDAYS
sir. New York Weekly.
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The Humble Peasant.

Carlyle once told of . lawsuit pend
ing in Scotland affecting the success
sion to great estate of which he had
known something. The case depended
on family secreti<nown only to one
old servant. who refused to reveal It
A kirk minister was sent to tell her
that she must speak on peril Of her
soul "Peril Of my soul" she said
"And would ye put the honor Of an
aud Scottish family in competition
with the saul Of . poor creature Ike
met" e.
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Fish Flour.

A remarkable article-namely, fish
four-has been brought forward in the
last few years. 1t is not as yet man
ufactured in any great quantity, as
the article is still new in the market,
and consequently there is no great de-
mand for it. The flour is prepared
from dried fish of the quantity. thor
eughly desicated, and then ground in
Q mill
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Headache

Headache
Indigestion. BilliOusness,
Dyspepsia
And all Stomach Troubles are cured by
P. P. P.
lPrickly Ash, Poke Root and Potassium
Rheumatism is cured by p. p. p. Pains
and aches in the back, shoulders, knees,
ankles and wrists are all attac;ed and con-
9uered by p. PIP. This great medicine, by
lis blood cleansing properties builds up and
strengthens the whole body
Nothing is So efiicacious as p. p. D, at
this season, and for toning up, invigora;ing,
and as strengthened and appi,izer take P.
T. T. 1t throws of the malaria and puts
you in good condition.
Abbotts East Indian Corn Paint cures
all Corns, Warts and Bunions.
Sold bv ArGrsr r. FIrIscEMANN
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Why Suffer 2
When you can be Cured

Thousands are suffering with
Torpid Liver-the symptoms are
Depression of Spirits, Indiges-
ton, Constipation, Headache.
DR.. Sanford's Liver Invigorator
is a reliable remedy for Liver
Disorders. It cures thousands
every year; why not try
DR.. Sanford's Liver Invigoratora
Your Druggist will supply you.
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4 Terrible Siistak~

At . church hugging bee in Ala
bama the other evening a man. while
b,indfolded. Rugged his own wife for
several minutes and when he learned
the fact he got mad and demanded his
money back This made his wife mad
and she demanded double rates for her
part in the transaction.
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Flowers ArtificialIy Scented.

The last trick with flowers is quite
as revolving to the lover of nature as
was the barbarous custom of produc-
Ing artificial tints by chemical pro-
cesses, an innovation which produced
the celebrated green carnation of last
season, but which was condemned at
once. and has now fallen into disrepute.
This year flowers are to be artificially
scented A scientist has discovered a
method Of impregnating the petals of
scentless blossom with perfume Of
any kind that may be desired. The
discovery may result in the adoption
of artificial scenting, but tho fashion
b not likely to last long.
Children Cry for Pitchers castpra.
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St Louis, Kansas City & Colorado

II is now settled fact that the above
road i coming. But | am already here
with the newest, finest and latest style lot
OF Surveys, Phaetons, Buggies, Road Wag-
ons, Road Carts ard everything else on
wheels, and at prices to suit. Come and
see for yourself. Ia d lie Kentucky ST.
5-l6wtf J. III. KINKEAp.
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victims have been corralied and the
show will now 90 on.

victims have been corralied and the
show will now 90 on.
TIRES OF WELL WATER.
1t amuses me to see the women in
sist on having men to assist them in
an affair of this sort. But / suppose
it is natural.
Still even married men, after the
arrival of the first pledge and the
temporary exultation resulting there
from, soon come to regard babies as
well, what the Freuch call "entants
tefriJtes." 1t is only the first baby
that's a well spring of joy in the house
and the average man soon tires of well
water.
AS To THE COLONEL.
1t seems from common report and
the files of the Republic that Col. c.
II. Jones is no longer editor of that
paper. am sorry for the holders of
Republic stock but glad for the democ-
racy of St. Louis. Perhaps the Re
public may now fall into the ranks of
Missouri democracy and not try to
dictate a policy of its own. 1t is rum
ored that Jones and Others may start
Il two cent morning daily democratic
newspaper here. There is room
for such a publication, but,
| do not think Jones democracy is of
the sort to suit Western democrats.
AN OLD COLLEGE.
| notice in an article published in
yesterdays Chronicle that the old col
lege at Cape Girardeau, now in its
iittieth year. will be discontinued at
the conclusion of this year and the
faculty transferred to the Kenrick
Diocesan Theological Seminary, re-
Gently founded here. am sorry for
it. Many of the best men in Missouri
and all over the south and west claim
the Cape College as their Alma Mater,
aud Missouri will sadly miss this grand
old institute. The Cape always turn
ell out good men.
SPORTS JUBILEE.
The sports of st. Louis are
having a grand time ut the races and
base ball grounds, they have had
pretty good weather and things have
been going their way.
The theatres are all bringing their
season to a close, but we will have
Forepaugh's show here next week and
we are promised an outdoor opera at
Garden.
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BARKIS' BUDGET.
The Old Man is a Christian But
Won't Bear Abuse.
Brennan and Mayor WaIbridge
"a Dead Auctioneer and
Other Matters.
ST. LOUIS, Nav 18th.

EDITOR BAzoo This letter NAV
not reach You in time for the ediiica-
ton, instruction and amusement of
your Sunday readers. because | am
afraid I'll not have it ready for to-
nights mail-I'll do my best. however.
The reason have for saving that |
fear | may be behind time is this: /
was plodding home quietly last even
ing about Is O'Clock, when | fell in
with an acquaintance, who asked me
"to take something" We stepped
into a saloon near by and. as is almost
always usual, met crowd whom We
knew. The conversation when We
entered was about the proposed
gathering in st Louis of the O>ter-
haus Brigade. Now. both my
friend and myself were at Pea
Ridge with O>,e.Laus and we
felt interested. We didn't say
word though, until a great, biz,
double listed fellow (who, | am sure
couldn't tell the smell of gunpowder
from whisky denounced Osterhaus
and his whole brigade as Dutch sons
of -, who were not worth cent
always was fool and of course, |
jumped up and called him liar. He
wanted to argue the matter, but |
am no talker. This morning, | I'M
derstand that he is in bed and the
doctor thinks he will have to STAY
there about week. | am out and
about my business, but my right arm
and hand are not of much use.
WON'T CONSENT To ABUSE.
do not believe in fighting battles
over again, but am not going to hear
the men | fought with abu>ed-no
matter where they came from or
whether they were for or against me.
fl had my way, I'd say let the
past rest-let us not forget it, but hold
its remembrances sacred.
lie. the feeling that prompted me
mortal day prevail all over the land
and let us mutually forgive and forget
Nice sentiments you say. for fellow
that has been fighting about old times.
Yes, but YOU must remember ] only
struck back when assaulted. | am
Christian, but never turn the other
cheek, except | think it harder than
the first and gives me better chance
70 Ssro-popl
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THE BRENNAN TRIAL.

That reminds HE of the Brennan"
trial, which was brought to a rather
abrupt and unsatisfactory conclusion
Yesterday. Mayor Walbridge just sat
down on Brennan and his attorneys,
Jones and Elves. Johnnie Glover
Of course made good fight for Bren-
nan, but what was the use? Brennan
was doomed from the moment Of Wal
bridges election. l suppose the mayor
will notify the council tonight that
he has removed Brennan.
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WILL. SUE WALBRIDGE.

Baennan will bring suit against
Walbridge for $4,000 damages. /
do not consider the doctors reputation
worth that much IN solid cash. but he
has been badly treatad, made scape-
goat of and hope he will ''get even. -
Walbrjdge will next try Street Com
missioner Murphy, and he will find
him harder man to tackle than the
health commissioner. Murphy will
not only fight on general princip e.,
but he will fight "a ct a,mis. He isn't
as young as Walbridge, but physical
ly, mentally and almost every other
way he is the mayors superior. There
will be a Lively time when they tackle
Murphy.
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The Gresedick trial has not been
concluded, but Mr.. Gresedick has
been ordered to pay over IA certain
sum to his wife to conduct her de-
tense and has done it. The Germans,
at least those who come to this coun-
try, are matter of fact people, who
pace mole faith in money than the
bluest bellied yankee that ever sold
wooden nutmegs.
A DEAD AUCTIONEER.
Judge p. S. Lanham, the veteran
auctioneer, died on Wednesday at his
home in the suburbs. Judge Lanham
was a native of the glorious old state
of Maryland but came to Missouri and
st. Louis county when a boy. He
was one of the jolliest of men and had
more stories to tell of early times in
Missouri than any hereabouts and
told them better. "Who'll start herr"
Well, the old judge knows all about
it now.
THAT BABY SHOW,
We are going to have genuine old
fashioned, free for all, baby show here
next week, beginning on Wednesday.
1t is under the auspices of the Wo-
mans Humane Society, and prizes for
extra babies of all sorts are offered.
There has been a great difficulty to
secure q sufficient number of men to
assist as judges. But l believe the
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-04-21
WOnLD's FAIR VISITORS.

An intending visitor Co iho coming
Worlds fair 600 Chicago ur.d have mo-
lpar us go iha possibility of SECURING It.
..'uct0rv accommodations. Ii reasonable
rates. ut c.ihrr tNU many hotels ur rrsI.
rwccg listed Boo 20 ult VHmphl.' entitled
"llomrs for Visitors tu iHu Wuld's Fair"
compiled lt rrut tEppuss uU.L published
~ Trustworthy Chicago NIl.
hook contains Disc ul about HUlu uTGT--'r
families who win accommodate visitor,
d. Chicago during fh Time OF thr fair.
,iz. Nav ist u October 90, gives tholr
names 8ul tdlru.sg. and number uf
rooms each Yrill hrrr iu HpIrr Tho
look also gives lisf uf ilr hotels aud
ghrir l0oHious hIa twelve l1ll Wrs.
llrg,-scHIo maps. ga 10 representing 20 fnu.
Hnu of the city. sl That With thIs uul1rmu.
lion before him the intending visitor
himself Ciu Ut leisure SOLICIT me quar-.
Der oi ihp ciJy Boo which ho would prefer
b. stop. ruud.ug iu advance with
one ur moro families Boo Clint locality with
regard to rates uud thu accommodations
aDsirHl
To help you in fixing DO advance upon
-FOUR place ol residence while attending
ihr Worlds fuir. we huvc placed in the
bands uf our agent ul your station copies
Df this work. which may boo obtained at
~ cents per copy w N WINFIELD.
G. T. A. Cotton Belt Route
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-04-21

the question can be- arhtralcd or other
wisc settled The NorihWc tern would
consequently much sooner interchange
business with The other TrlnHnissoufi
rOnds. The result is almost certain TO
De changing or amendment Of The
Union ndfc-Norjhwtstrrn contract In
either event. or II the Union Pqcihc
agnes TO the IL IL per ccni division,
the Missouri roads will hc admitted 90
membership 81 The allied lines This
VIII simplify matters but viii in no de
gree lessen the reciprocal Interests which
Pacific agreement permanent one. In
no event can the Southern Pacific get
loss business by holding go iis agree
mcnt with The AtclisJn Tie Atrhlson,
on the other hand is largely benefited,
because IL will get thc entire haul from
Us Southern Pacific connections to 81
Louis and Chicago. instead Of dividing
at the Missouri The whole Situation is
the most interesting iu which Western
ronds have ever been placed.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-04-21
RnIlRON PITS.

G. A. Shank. general agent Of the
Cotton Belt at Chicago, is IN the city.
The Fort Worth and Denver shops
were pail of yesterday and the road win
be- paid today
J. j. Mulane, commercial agent Of
che Santa Fc is In from % trip i'm the
interest Of his line.
Major Ames claim agent of the Mis-
souri, and Arkansas division Of the Cot
ton Belt. Is IN The city.
G.. y. Lewis. claim agent Of the Cot
ton Belt lines iu Texas with hcadquUr-
ters &C Tyler Is 10 the city
As This is Slu Iuclnto doy the Denver
geuerul oihcrs aud shops win Doc closed
aud the cmpIoyr. given % holiday.
g.. c. Arnold general claim agent
of the Cotton Bolt d. bon the city lie
is no relation to Barbce's half brother
THO 40 per cent cut boa class and comu0-
dity rates from ST. Louis aud Eust ST.
Louis tD Ic,us common points WIS re-
vOked yesterday
At Talodcra Ala, the circuit court
granted the petition OF tlo creditor, of
The Birmingham aud Atlantic railroad.
The court appointed j \. Edwards
receiver
r. NJ. Higrs and wife win leave Tor
delegate to the Order of Railway Con-.
durtor's convention. which meets boz that
eily ON May o.
Ground has brou broken on the cN-
tHusion of the Tuscaloosa Belt line.
70 Is expected Ihat work viii begin very
soon on the extension OF tho Tuscaloosa
Northern uiilroad aud ON the Noutgom-
cry Tusknloo-1 and Memphis railroad
4 charter has been issued 10y the srcrc.
ury of state of West Virginia Zoo the
Roaring Creek and Charleston Railroad
company. which is to begin it4 road nJ
th' mouth uf Roaring Dwck. Randolph
county and ruu thence by tho most pr!u.
table route to Charleston The principal
offices are up bc kept ut slkiu- The
capital stock is SiOOOuO1.
The. Lake Shore engineers and hrpmuu
ar, dissatisfied with the refusal uf the
officials 90 take back into the service
OF thc company thc men who quit work
boo March boz preference TO handling
Dns partly composed off Ann Arbur
cars. They have decided. however.
that they will uu take action nt present.
but viii wait until thp questions now ut
issue are decided Boo the supreme court.
10 which The Toledo ease has been up.
UpUlpI
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-04-21
COTTON BELT ROUTE.
S. Louis Southwestern Railway COMPANY Of
Texas. Tyler Southeastern RolwaY Com.
pany-Geaerai Passenger Depart.
menl, p. o. Circular No. H.
Ttlar. - AM be-. -.

Tyler, Tex April 13, 1893.
70 M Agents
a rate of one uml onothr3 fnres or
.hc certificate plan, q. per circular
lSg242. IS hnrnhy authorized for the fol-.
owing meetings
Fourth Gcrman Evangelical Lutheran
synod of Texas Brcnham April 30
Fifth Baptist Young FpuplpH Union
f Teas. Waco April 30 t0 ~
Sixth -lM.t Toms Teachers 1ss0cia.
hou Marshall April %.
Coupon agents will sou through az
Ser regular form of tickets
Local agents win please caution an
bprsons purchasing tickets to junction
POINTS 10 secure certificates from such
junction points for fare paid 20 place OF
meeting
icutcd showing fuil fare pni lUf tho cu.
lire going Journey in order tO secure rc.
iurcd rates returning
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-04-21
WOKLD,S nm RAr1.s

Commencing April - the Santa Fo
route VIII make round trip rntps TO
Chicago for the Worlds fair from nil
stations ON basis of 80 per cent OF donble
one way rates. Tickets will boz ON gnle
from April - 90 oct 81. inclusive. boar
ing continuous train limit in each dircc.
don. with final limit 10 return To Nov
10 For further 10 formation apply To-
II, g., Thompson, general passenger and
ticket agent, Galveston: or VIM Dohprty
passenger and ticket agent. iO3 Main
street. Fort Worth.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-04-21
coNprNsFp RAnMoAn rnm rApLn.

LcaFing Iimel
Texas and Pacific Easthound. $50 q M
T.20 q. M. 1890 a. NJ. f.l0 p. M. bi4O
, M. Wesihound. 9.0j q. NJ,
Texas ana Pacific, trauseOnuncnial o.
yigion-Leave; $40 q. m. Arrive. 20 p.
m
Missouri. Kansas and Texas Norihbllnl
1O.85 o. NJ. 1880 p. m. Suunihbouud' 1910
a. m T.20 D. m.
Fort Worth and Denver N0rthbound;
10.3O q. no., Oslo D. m
Houston and Texas Central S0uthuound;
1886 q. M. 0.i0 =. M
Santa 10 -Norihbound: 600 a. m,
B;t0 p. M. southbound; $50 o. in., lO'Os
\. M.
Cotton Belt -Eastbound' $50 a m.
b:55 p. m.
Fort Worth and Rio Grande souihboundi
90 p. n