Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1893-04-29
PITH AND POINT.
Neckyear-Oles head,


Charity covers almost as many sins 4.
wealth. Life
Cupid is blind to everything save tho
silver eagle.-Wasp.
Bread cast upon the water is supposed
to be in coax Dallas News.
A counter irritsnt-The woman who
'tjust came in to price things"
The lap of luxury for cat is a taste
of fresh cream. New Orleans Pioasuuc.
TIE man who lives by his writings
eats his own words-iadirectiy. Truth.
Misfortune may not remove the n ots
from our eye, but it takes tie beam cut
Of it.-Puck.
The best way tc keep a mau "from
forgetting his place" is to give him u
good one.-Puck.
You never know how dear things arc
until 81 buy thnm, nor how cheap they
are ua;ll you sell thom. Puck.
Mra pi,,klns ton-"Hsre is my new
dress all rlyht, but where il the billl"
Boy--'I couldn't carry beth. Cloak
Review.
We never realize that education has
its drawbacks until We cone across sons
nuisance who insists upon reading aloud.
Texas Siftinss.
"Gcntlemcu," said the capture train
robber, 81 acknowledge ara in the
wrong, but anu not edsireiy to blame.
Ny father was CIR porter. Vogue.
You can make an enc ny moe mise.a-
bic by tickling his feet with the feltleg
of satire than By pounding him with the
sled &c. hammer of coarse abuse. Puck.
Miss Hudson -"W Worth, the great
dressmakcr, says that fashion is deal l."
Sinnick-"W s.aving old funeral
therc'Il be il all the mourners go."-
Troy Press.
"Did she leave will whea she died
that made hin independent "No, 70,
he's independents now beca::se she
couldn't leave her will" - Chicagq
InterOcean.
Eitty-''Isn't it wonderful how we'll
Jscl, gets along on nall salatya" Ton
(guartlcdlO-"Ah, we'll, you see, he
owes great deal to his frisads."--
Brooklyn Lie.
s'I'll jcs' bet" said Mr.. Canrox as he
looked at the coiffurc page of the fashion
paper, "that good many more women
wear them things than k,u pcrnouucc
'em. Washington Star.
McCarthy-"Old Brown Gcc,ar you
are the most entertaining tslker in the
club. What do you usually talk about
in his company" Mccormick sold
Brown. "-Brooklyn Life.
Mlc-"How is your suit Progressing
with Miss Vandsverc, Georgs9' George
--"Tip-top. Why, nov, when 1 call,
her little brother wipes his STICKY hands
on my pautaloons. "-Des Moires Ar.
gonaut.
"Ara5eIs, dear, I'm sorry u tell you
that Freddy and Algernon didn't lik.
the frock you wore last nigh" 'iAra
minta, dearest, don't dress to please the
men, but TO worry the girls. Forget
Me Not.
Qusster-"That geutlor-Ga you jus,
introduced me to is not person of very
high descent, is hca" Jester.-"No, but
he may be, some day." Qaestss
eau that be poasible:" Jester Easy
enough. He is balloonist. Boston
Courier.
If all OF the royal petscneges who
threaten to visit the worlds fair actually
go to Chicago they should be grouped,
numbered, aud suitable catalogue pre-.
pared. Has space been assigned as yet
to the cffete. monarchy Departmental
Rochester Herald.
"Mr. bingham" said Mr.. Taper, 81
would like fortnight's absence 10 attend
the wedding of very dear friend" 81
must be very dear friend, indsed, t.
make you want that much time. Who
is it," swell, sir, after the ceremony
she will be my wife. It'd Bits.