The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-03-23
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utoa,h Lis ass ~ tbs dsfi.
To 6sy vaTr ~ day si my school
.iS JlEnis. Ape 90 ~ lnile boy ss'
st,t1assg sisd fsp& isp God iep'
In,
( - Msan., ,ald Igs@y. dose 'sssr es-
~ cBrs 90, btdy q snyihipgf Why do
yos .s -, boJf 1 .bopshi stu'd hike
- t.,eh ihn ssl.-u-s nSd Teaw,.
-ooodsess Johbby What ere yoa
crying .beal uesf Cause Tommy dream
"a sbosi ss,in pc issi uisht and ! didn't.
-Ains saa,ng ia good deal Iiis .
nill .epJ, be fhsllover i 10 the more
sple re ra.n nsi,s isit.
--Ysat--R tst ~, you foiss 10 make
on, Of your boyf Crimsonbesk "A lee'ur
W. Has be lssis ior ~ Oh. yes; be 10
b eiis n from bic mother.
"A dhtibs uisbed French comedian. on
being ctidea for having slept during the
rsoins Of . play 90 which bis opinion
vs desired, rplied. Sleep isso opibi
ion.
The ieIlCs Tho steals fosl hon HE
psisLbon voodI lie aud hnds tome Of the
sticks charged With dynamite may be said
70 ar,ks responsive cord. lk Ni
ID oeior. when DO you think . man
weighs ao..' ssied > patient Who was M
dsrsoine course o, dietary treatment,
When be steps 90 my corps. answered the
dostor.
Dear ebtrm, n muru ured young Ham
kinsiop. looking over bis monthly billt
from the florist aud the proprietor OF the
livery stable. AsinIly dear obsrmer.
-Adoref (snxiousl,)' Whist did your
father say. Sweet girl: oh. he got so ap
sry vas afraid 10 stsy and listen. He's
10 perfectly terrible rage Go in an sp
peace him. r
Clergyman Examining Sunday
SCH DOL clAsl Now, can any Of you tell
me what aie sins OF omission2 Small
schola y Plessf iii. they re sins you ough'
10 have ccmmiiled aud haven't Sly
She w bat Is The science Of palmistry
bear so much slonlf He-The art 81
telling ioftunes by the hand. She Can
you tell N, foisuoe by my band? He
No. but il bad your taud could tell ny
own fortune. HN
-Dsisy v hen &c, big like you msl
ma. I'm Rtiag TO marry doctor or mini
lister, Msmms Why. my desr2 Daisy
Cause II | marry doctor can get well
for nothing. aud il marry a miGi,,,r
osn be good for nothing,
Blister Goldbug lie berry sorry, Bre'r
Whits,op, 10 seed ycu comm ont dat
saloon yesterday, Brother Whiteiop-
Can't b, LIP it, Sister Goldbug I're cart
erpepd ali my lime 10 dec. l'se got to
30 lone once IN . while.
i Wish | were an ostrich, said Hicks,
argrily, "a be tri,d 10 cat one OF his wife's
iscuiis. aud couldn't wish You were
returned Mn. Hicks. ! conid get fva,h'
or for my bat.
Teacher II any upil can susser, let
her raise her hand. Well Mary. you may
tell Please, na'sm. don't ktow. TbeI
why did Jon raise our hinds | couldn't
help II ma'am. Uocls John gave me th i,
ling last night. FM n
Mrs. Hobtol during the spst) Ma,
ia, I'm sstonished. You're talking through
your hat, Mrs. Hobson with significsnce)
We'll, its the same bat I've had for o.
ins on three ~ini,rs low. #Nb
Whats the matter Parter1 You leok
b'ue. sm | asked Miss Morrison TO
be my wife. Ali B,iscteoi No. Rehr.
RID me to b,r M ther, snd-weH, her
mother njeci.d me herself lsst Sept. m.
b = i Nsrfssanse,t.
--Stimps, please, CURLY said tho young
lady. With or vithontI Without Shs,2
Vas The indignant itquiy. Whiskeis.
naam. One cent, rs has no whisktrs on
Columbus. Two eeDiers have
Juvenile Gust, mer-- want ten cents
Forth OF cheese, cir. IL you please. Gro
ser (cusiifg { a chonk and weighing ~
I'm sory to say little girl. but I've cut
III irfie to mucb. Here's . qusftsrs
Horlh. Juvenile Customer Yes, that's
sbs, msmns said il would be. Here's
he quarter wv N 8G /,
Ensmored Youth (~ho has been bid,
ling her gcoi by for hall hour Oh,
isrliae. how osn leave theei Deep Red
'oice lifom top of the s,Airs. With fiery
srcssn,j = Sksli ! come down and ehov
GU how. young man.
Customer lslsrina st him) Il Ind .
piece Of BAN in this apple piel Clerk (st
mich eouuier, loiiiiyl Yes, cir. II ytu
J ish sotn, thing that bssn't got any ham
n II sir.l e.n recommend or hem sssd
riches, sir