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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23

n
James O'Brsen was brought down
from Redwood Falls Monday night to
serve sentence Of 80 days in jail for
stealing some dry goods. 4.
Mr.. and Mrs Metzger Of Indianapolis.
are visiting at the home of Albert Setter.
Mrs. Metzger was originally Miss Fran
ces Mueller, who IS well-known here.
We learn that Mrs. II. j. Brockmeier.
wife Of the travelling man who used to
make this town. has been granted di-
yorce on the grounds Of his failure to.
support her.
The annual convention of the Nation
al Association of Fire Engineers and
CHEFS Of Departments is being held in
Milwaukee to-day. Many of the
Minnesota Departments will be re-
presented, but that of New Ulm will
not. The money from which other de-
partments appropriate the expenses of a
delegate, in this city goes from the state
into the city funds, where it can only be
obtained by a vote of the council. That's
where many of the other departments
have an advantage. In their case the
state money comes direct to their own
treasury, where it belongs and where
they can do with it as they please in con-
formity to law. Thus is another oppor-
tunity lost for the department to receive
pointers and instruction Of experienced
engineers, by lack of funds .~-
A humorous case of mistaken identity
is reported to have occurred in this CITY
lately. A young lady came to town af-
ter an absence of two years and soon met
a young man at a social gathering who
happened to have the same given name
as another young man whom she had met
on the occasion of her former visit. She
at once renewed what she supposed to be
an old acquaintance, and was generously
assisted in her mistake by her friends,
who did all they could to give the idea
that she was keeping the company of the
same old friend. This kept up for sever
al days before she discovered her error,
it is said, and the young man of mista-
ken identity had the pleasure in the
meanwhile of pleasant walks and social
chats. There's netting in name af-
ter all, isn't there?
At least one man is not inclined to take
an appointment from PresidentStrickler
of the Board of Education and that man
is F. Burg. There are others also, we
know, who will accept similar view of
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23
Notice of Dissolution of Partnership

Toall whom it may concern.
Notice is hereby given that the part
nership heretofore existing between the
undersigned, doing business under the
name and style of Baer & Setter, at New
Ulm, Mimi, has this day been dissolved
bv mutual consent, said Setter assuming
all debts and liabilities of said partner
ship, and owns and is authorized to col
'lcct all accounts and credits due or ow-
ing to said firm.
Dated July 26th, 1892.
A. G. SETTER.
E. w. BAER.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23
HOUSE FOR RENT.

A new and conveniently located house
of rooms. Good we'll and cistern
water on the premises. Participation
lars can be had at this office. 81
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23
For Rent

Ny house on the corner of German and
Centre Streets is offered for rent. Fine
accommodations. VIM. Hunmcl.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23

Nagantcd. Two boys to learn the cigar
WV makers trade. Apply at once.
TheO. Mueller.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23

Nried Fruits. 1t pays to get the best
- 1t will pay you to try those which
are sold by Chas. Fiedeler on Broadway.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23
HOUSE FOR RENT

l offer my five room house at the cor
ner of Franklin and Third North for
rent. 80 A. Held.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23
Store For Rent.

Nv new one room store on Mlnnesot;
Street. Apply early. F. W. kiesling.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23

RARGAINs in Watches clocks, jewel !!
- ~ and silverware at Hauenstein's
the Jeweler.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23
Attentio Farmers.

After September 1st, 1898, the under
signed viii discontinue the storage Of
wheat at their grain houses. Y viii at
all times pay the highest market price in
cash.
New Ulm Roller Mill Co.
Empire Mill Co.
Eagle Roller Mill Co.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23

Rev. Campbell Installed.

Tuesday evening of last week will al
ways be memorable one for Rev. J..
P. Campbell. 1t was tie event of his
ordination as pastor of the Congrega-
tional Church, and the presence offs larg e
audience and well-known preachers must
have had it's effect.
An ecclesiastical council was held in
the afternoon for the purpose OF examin-
ing the candidate for the position and
over this meeting Rev. J. H. Morley of
Minneapolis presided, with Rev. w. J.
Conrad as scribe
The council was composed of ministe-
rial and lay delegatus as follows: Mar
shall, Rev. G. A. G.. Harwood and L. NJ.
Lang; Springfield, Rev. Francis Wrigley
Belgrade, Rev. w. J. Conrad and L. B.
Steel; Waseca, Rev. J. W. Frizell: Tracy,
Rev. W. ]. Palm, Minneapolis, Rev. ].
H. Morley.
A vote of appreciation followed the
examination and a eommitte set to work
% prepare a program for the evening.
The chief features of these exercises
proved to be the sermon by Rev. Har-
wood, the charge to the pastor, by Rev.
Morley, the charge to the people by Rev.
Palm and the address by Rev. Wrigley.
The remarks of Revs. HARDWOOD and Palm
were particularly impressive and will
linger for some time in the minds of
those who were his listeners.
After the services, Rev. Campbell was
the recipient of much congratulation.
Simply to show of what aid the Fire
Department has been to the city, aside
from arduous duties performed at fires,
permit us to say that the following is
correct list of the amounts received an
nually by the city treasurer from the
State Auditor, owing to the fact that the
Department belongs to the State Associ-
alton and sends delegates to the annual
meetings.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23

" GU can get the very best Dried Fruits
of Chas. Fiedeler, Corner Broad
Way and Second North.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23

This makes a total Of $1,395.O9 that
the city has received from the existence
of voluntary Fire Department in our
midst that never asked for any pay.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23
Farm in Linden for Sale.

no you know that the Best Brick
= Cheese in town can be had of Chas.
Fiedeler.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23

At least one man is not inclined to take
an appointment from PresidentStrickler
of the Board of Education and that man
is F. Burg. There are Others also, we
know, who will accept a similar view of
their appointment as members of a Board
Of Visitors.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23

@has. Ficdcler handles excellent Brick
y Cheese. Sample it.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23

z EXCEPTIONAL Chances. Elegant new
- Pianos and Organs at Hauenstein's,
No. 9 MasonlcBlock, New U]m.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23
P|LLSBuRY ACADEMY,
OWNTONNA. MINI.
An EXCELLENT SCHOOL FOR BOTH SEXES.

Prepares for college or business. Ex-
cellcn, COURSES in English, or Sciences.
Vocal or Instrumental Music.
An experienced Faculty.a comfortable
Home. Beautiful new buildings, heated
with steam and hot water.
New. Music Hall and Large Drill Hall
just cn.npietcd.
Special attention giving to health and
physical training Of students
Good Morals. Kind and firm ilisci-
pine. Expenses low.
Send for catalogue to
JAMES w. FORD, Principal.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-08-23
Wanted.

Ed. Precht, Auctioneer.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
Poor Mans Land.

One day as rode along branch
OF the Cumberland river far up in the
Kentucky mountains, where nature
was about as poor and scracgy as she
could well be, l met thin and sallow-
faced man coming up the bank from
a pretty shady poolwith fishing pole
in his hand. Thinking | might take a
turn myself at it spoketo him.
"Been fishins?" inquired, after the
usual salutation.
"Some?" he replied.
Catch any thing"
Some"
Where are they?"
"Throwed 'em back"
What was the matter with them?
Too small?"
"No; size enough, but no good" +"
"Why weren't they any good?" l
asked, wondering what could iujure
the fish in such fine water.
cause they wuzn't," he said.
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ne Acted "a. .,m.-,.

street noon o. Il.
Upon the sidewaik near The n,
an old woman fs lying irupk k,r "a
gins TO gather about her. a erostI
lawyer, nember Of n ~
whose Office 4 not far from ~ bpsonlasu, I
building. walks rapidly .loas. sasian y
frst At the prossrstc figure on ~, Aea eisA
and then At the curious person. ae pa'-s)
IL. "s 20 ss,f,r1
lie turns TO herile driver
VIII you take her home =, n.
Nor ne AKA
"i'll pay for the cab and get ~
women TO go with her. 'ue q Y
That's dlffcrcnt, IN taksh
Tbs attorney secs ;As. - -.
,a ,ss = p,assa ns s,ai ~ The her,le can, 9 4. Z;
Put her IN her house $
gone before the erosds turns 10 ~ ,sA =
But therr were a few hystande,s
less, who saw tho charitable ~, hsTtul
nauic OF humanity, silently ,han..4ld .ld
Eostos Herald ad II
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
OUR BUDGET OF HUMOR,
BRIGHT SPARKS FROM THE
CENiUSES OF WIT.
The Domestic Catechlsm - me
Truth About Apple Pie--roor
Mans Land--He Was orig
inai--He Has a fu-
ture.
rho pomestle cateohlsnn.

The Domestic CatechtsH.
The other day, a thin, tired-lookins
man entered the office OF printing
house. and. approaching the proprie-
tor, said
II want to have a list printed
Suppose you write it down as tell
YOU"
The proprietor made ready. and the
man said; "Yes; Pm sure l locked
the front door. Have you got that'
Yves; but don't understand.
"Never mind; don't interrupt me
till have finished. Are you ready
"Yes."
"And turned out the light in the
bathroom"
IAN right; I've got it."
"The kitchen windows arS fasten-
ed"
YES"
THE dog is in the cellar"
"Yes."
'erhe servants are all in"
YES"
"The stable door is locked"
"Yes."
The kitten is out of doors"
Yes"
a turned of the drauehts o; the
range"
Yes"
NO. do no, smell smoke"
"Yes."
NO, the water is not running in the
bathroom"
Yes"
"I do not think hear anyone try
ing to get into the house"
Yes"
mo. that is not our dog barking
the one next door"
Yes"
at is not necessarylto so down aud
see if the cellar door Is fastened. /
know it is"
Yes
That IS nobody--it. is only the
wind rattling the shutters. -
Yes"
"WeIl, think that's about all.
You see, my wife asks me certain
questions every night just as am set.
ting into bed, and IL had printed
list could show to her it would save
lots of trouble Besides that. il in
lures my lungs to answer them Have
the lists printed as soon as possible,
please"
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
. ispe any reason"

Cause ISM any reason" IN
sisted
inanition could be called lack OF re-
sentiment.
explained. al don't iish Ter lsni pss
f;sh fer fun. A fish thatll stay in q
country that is az mean ana peae e
this is. when 1t kin Ct OUT NV 80
dogroned easy, amt httsn Ter oe
esnf man 70 eat. wish to gracious l
wuz fish fer about a week
And / was so moved by his look OF
woe that handed him over my per
sonal bnit-can and he almost emptisd
it.-Detroit Free Press.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

Whca rs rrru!i-let fssf - -
erauf lzhuFaiary ia = 80 - - ,
iato tt~ serFff4crs EAizH farr=,s I. :,
system after eatrrirs zzd err. - y. - >
teai 10 - "a .hcrf. tha - - q
.Tr-'tn. u 4 rt-suiizi % 49,. -. - -
s-ga.Il - El-ehinn T. or,fF. 80 I. -.
ho,trti~f's Sion 2sh tsIfsers - -. .
s4A-lls scAsg -aalT. rslrEiss.- - a. -. :
1igr>hoa- prus1riizs aar arrls- = ~.
aci aosr-s etr~uEss s-A -. - =
eafrrfs 3sprnl lz fryzf Harassrs -, =. !.
sIs -AAef IHsrr = no aerglns -, :.
the bttcrr Phys5ssEas - -. !
-zi1-i is fnr cfllis zue fTFes fs-s-,s...- y =
81 and bisffeF troesis -tt -. = .
s.nt - =Essfiir zoii tlssa Ia1sl -
~ tkrrr tlr1rs daF
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
Children OF ,no Pnrioa.

How old are you now. MAssie''
II am twelve. doctor"
We'll, / declare, shouldn't have
taken you for more than ten"
Maggie with an air OF mode-tyl.
"Ohl you say that to hAttcr mel
Nouyelles = la Main.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
Forcod BrlherY

Judge-Iou admit that you bribed
the witness. as the other side eharsel
Lawyer-ies, your honor; but
Judge, seyerely-WhAty
lawyer 5ribed him to tel tho
truth. He was going to lie for tho
other side.-Puck.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
nc Truth Aboat AppIe PC.

Tho Truth About Apple Pie.
They had started n eonandrum
club. and every one was expected 20
come prepared with a uumoer of good
ones
1--WE got one" Anderson said.
what is it," queried the rest
when is an apple pie'''
He stopped, and everyone looked at
him, but said nothing.
well, asked man across the
room, go on. What did you stop
there for?"
go on' where' What for'" he
asked
why, so on with your conundrum.
When Is an apple pis what"
That's what said, he replied.
"Well, we know; but what Is the
conundrum2"
When is an apple pie7"
There isn't any sense in that. put
in another fellow. What's the rest
OF it9'i
There isn't any rest, persisted
Anderson. when is an apple pie3"
when is an apple pie whatl" yell
ed the others.
"Who said any apple pie what'"
''You did"
II didn't say anything about an
apple pie
''You did"
al didn't"
"You did"
~ didn't"
And then the whole assembly sat on
Anderson, and when the police came
in and rescued him it took haltan-
hour to explain that an apple was
pie when it was closed up with sugar
and things, like any pastry. 1t
smashed up the club. though, and
the conundrum's usefulness is that
far established
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
COSTLY BUTTONS.
An Apparently Useless Expenditure of
Several Thousand Doiiars-Pnsu-
matic Postal Tubes.

ST. LOUIS, March Sit is lnngucr-
GUS weather, these early days Of spring
but the campaign for the inayoralty is
too hot to allow any of the politisiars S
to yield to the cneryating influence.
Some idea of ihe interest being taken
in the campaign may be had from the
statement of n manufacturer of candi-
dates buttons, who says that he has Il
ready made nearly million of them on
orders, and that he expects much larger
orders as soon rs the nominations are
made. A million campaign buttons
means a cost to the candidates of some.
thing more than $50, coo, as the buttons
by the wholesale cannot be bought for
less than five cents apiece. The profit
to the manufacturers is about a cent
button. All of the buttons are made
in ST. Louis by local engravcrs and
enamelers.
Neither of the political conventions
next month will be held in the Exposi-
ton Building. The party managers
have made efforts to get it, but can
not. President Cleveland was nonin-
ated in the larger of the two halls in
lsss, and the politicians consider the
men in control of the building have
decided that hereafter they will devote
the halls and naves entirely to their
legitimate use. 1t would be entirely
too much trouble, too, for the cNhibi-
tors getting ready for the fall to re-
move the elaborate displays and de-
vices which they are already prcpar-
ing, and which they would fear to
trust to the curiosity of the crowd in
attendance on a political gathering.
Some of the devices, depending on
electricity for their effects, have cost
the men who have prepared them to
attract people to view their exhibits,
thousands OF dollars and careless
touch might be extremely costly.
Postmaster Harlow is now making
the plans to connect the main postofiicc
with the new Union depot, which is TO
be opened to traffic this year. by pncu-
matte tubes lie will establish branch
station at the depot, and by the pncu-
matte service make it possible for be-
lated business man to drop his mail into
the box ut thecentral station five min
utes before the train for which il is ir-
tended starts, with the certainty that
il viii go without miscarriage In all
large cities the time IS consumed in the
postal business by the delays attending
the transmission of mail. Allowances
must be made for accidents to postal
wagons and stoppages by street block
aies. The pneumatic tubes do away
with all that, and the calculations may
be made entirely on the time used in
handling the mail, As the bundles of
matter are shot n mile through the
tubes in a minute The money saved
by dispensing with the wagons and the
clerks and the drivers about them Will
be spent in equipping three new sub
stations for the rapidly growing sub
urbs-
We cat too much and take 100 little outdoor
exercise. This Is the fault OF Our modern civ
ilization- II Is claimed that Garfield Tea,
simple herb remedy, helps Nature 10 over
come these abuses,
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
II... rh.s

We o-er Dur ngaa-rsi a.t-, ,yvc4
aut cEfv - N1sArrA tAss rsaass = ar.l
Hsii's CatarrA Csrv-
D 4. CiENFT & 90. 7. -. !
We, thc uussrra zuct. hssr l1ass Z
Chsary - III las IS y,zfs al Iis.s-.,
perfectly holafaiir fa a. - -. N.
til-ls zlsi ruaacfaiiy 49, g. cszrJ 80 ~
A.1tiaas 1Easic ~ tsrlz Sra
WEsr - IEEaN Hecsrz1ls DIR,
Iulrsiss, q, MAILING ATsAsa Z K.lr
Ntalrslalf hfz ssfsfs, laiesia, %
Haii's z1arFh Cers Il tskss .--s-ssll l
i-s GlsVeiiy ursra tle hE.d tss r.sis Z
fnCrs - 10 sysieen. Iesslzl1 ~ la-i !
FrsCr -. pr tu'sls si tT az nsse.s.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

An tnnoceni young Sportsman !. :,
shoos a sirirFel oa The top q ~ -
Ano'hsr e.ese y ard oa icing l.s.l ~.
.on o. % Io'eii.n freAk, ssl3 ihat !. =
want 20 strain the gun on a ioa- -.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

Watertowu, y. Y. general storekecper
who determined not 70 be cauSht by sudden
weather changes has rapidly revolving sign
in his window upon one eide OF which Is
painted, ''lce Cold soda Water while the
other side reads. .skates for salc.n
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
TWO Thoughts in Ono Word.

Mrs Highborn-Why, John, where
are your klds2
Mr.. Highborn-Ehi Aren't they in
the nurseryy-The Clothiers' and Hab-
erdashers' Weekly.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
rRE WI M

Of wcu.ns sTeasis
with nosto- ff
Fa,orIte Prs-p
Safely and errts-I1
err deiicats sssis
dcrang.mest. I'd
case peculiar 10 "
Is p-ru=ner,iy --ri !
ou, o. al iAs 4
cInes for uuz@
"Fayadle PrS'ia
Is the only css
cxaransssi % % taaI
Claimed for L. a
"femzle enuH
and irpgularti.S 81
olic.l psiHs -
ryeuts iutefufl
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

None BETTER" Mr.. Thatla. B,,,,.
ins from the lroa Work., Elsa q Y
I, sAys; Or. Bali's CoasA syra, " y
the hne.' cough syFups Ia Tie Eo-5 ii
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

Th- P@ca ct th- FepGsi,s pe'F : 4
EezEf. . = tsrgv ~-pa<r. s-og.ssas gspsf
p.sisi prufasrly tllastrzsrl s.ta ~. CID
zna orietnAi eArsa-a1s each se~t srs4 u
10 TIC Road f-shti.kiH< %, nrsu- "A
rrd S-i thr zssoarra x ~ hpzas -
foS uac year. -lih %. % taei- acl-Ts 4
Il cbIu-s FIVE
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
a Settler.

Mr.. siowpay-Mrs. Hash. will you
let me have a strainer' The coffee
grains don't seem to settle.
Mrs. Hash-WI;h pleasure. sir. And
hope 1t viii not only Gauss the coree
20 settle, but yoa. t0O.-Cioak Journ.
ui
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
Friend in Need.

What is sweeter than a friend YOU
can trust2" asked Gus De Smith.
TO have n friend who will trust
you, replied Kosciusko Jones.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

The preacher tells you TIA. -.
marry for love, aad ret he Often ,,,.... - :
money- NHre-
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

Marriage In azp.s-faaaan i sg'.- iAss
too raurh Of ls--srii. iao asrA q at
taialy apt TO sake EsAa sastalas =
thrupsc. Fsasss-sAsssistrrrs asl Q;ira "a
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

We cat too much and take 100 little outdoor
exercise. This Is the fault OF vur modern civ
illzation. II IS claimed that Garfield Tea, a
simple herb remedy, helps Nature 10 over
come these abuses.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
German
Syrup

Justice OF the Peace, George VIE
kinsor, of Lowville, Murray Co.
Mum, makes deposition concern
ing severe cold. Listen to it. IN
the Spring OF 1888, through eS-
posure l contracted a very severe
cold that settled on my lungs. This
was accompanied by excessive night
sweats. One bottle of Boschee's s
German Syrup broke up the cold,
night sweats, and all and left me
in a good, healthy condition. l can
give German Syrup my most earnest
cnmmendation." @
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

u rcrrs - - ~ sattra - E-sps
rys,crs 30 kiss ska EkrF zsss frrslgs Z
rKplkias Eh9 th- uEasz uaseErsss tsl ~
NirtHrAa 80 srtlidra
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

The man eho caa stand the 70,
generally the last TO stand trea, -
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
rur .r J,stsS psxyr-

rNprM NAuEG Cf-tEE7s EsnsesE~
ss.srs hatsi u ss4.saiasx fes aalsl lsSaAf -
Nser.r. 49, tAs AsNtgzsEssrs tl< s-.-s 80
.2.tes t-tc - sA-sf - t1f-
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

A ,ezzta Carolina ooiasssl uss --,,s.
81. sleep he srneral =a~ -
racubersd aus1as she rIsrzJ : : -.
oshcs foiks' slrrr
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

The greatest uf linilnsais' Nr.Ev,
Ihlss, Tuasleiphia, Nd. vri,~,. =
Vatton on tx soTc thrat rheuY,.'.-
and nDd Il = one % the hsssst ilg..-.--.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
ONE PILL FOR A OosI, Oo-,

A movement Of ths bowels es7h . 4. ,T,is- :, =
health. These pills suEply sl.ss.l-ss, sgiftn,
Eye. and clear the Compieli2a ,,-lrs- ~ :,
astie,, They ses mildly, nslihsi = 's.r -
xiil ,ssii ..sasi-, fs-e or ran s7I L, ~ -
sTeE--~sax-. HosA1ks As@- ~
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

CuUsHs kNn HnS4szlgrss-'Tts ~,
uhieh t14gocs eszs=hizE i-1zss,st-,ii -
b. 49, of .- Aru4r.fs Erza-asss Eraas- 4
olly u b,ua...
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

Totxccu Ctesiss IasH4si ,t1sr -
iuc he ssslfsl - 'n al asli q iruisA VI
-Thca ktss -. pi-H.e
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
Marked Wrong.

What are these marks on your
Jokes, Hickss" asked IAwiey. looking
over Hicks manuscripts.
Those are hieroslyphies which in
dicats the date upon which they were
written, ii ]. for instance, means Jau.
Is. 1893. Seef"
"ies, but this loke you've marked
II J Was written about 40 b. c.
New York sun.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
IN. Fountain li.aa ., -.

.,,',, oss OF The prevalent dl.a0l.fi Al s.-
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

nation or liberation, bsafint
sensa,lons and kindred AAutaa' y
ever falls TO benefit or enfe' ~
your money back.
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The Lamar register., 1893-03-11
He was an original.

The people around the little noun
tain town called him Old Comparison.
and knew in a general way why the
soubriquet had been given him, but
did not during my months stay have
an opportunity TO test It. though l
had a speaking acquaintance with
him. One day / was passing his
house. and he was sitting on the steps
OF the little vine clad porch in front
GOOD morning" said. "lt's
lovely day"
"Finer'n silk" he responded.
"How are you this morning.
"Friskier'n q colt.
"How's your WIFE"
"Pearter'n n a pullet.'
.sThe weather is very hot and dry
for this season. don't you Think
'Ho.ter'n run hoss and drieE n q
clean shirt.
II suppose you went TO the wedding
last night in the meeting house, n
pretty bride, | thought.
"Purtier'n n a specklcd dog.
The young man is very Tieh'
heart"
"Richer'n fertilizer foot thick"
by the way, are you willing TO sell
me those saw logs Brown couldn
take OF your hands,
Wilmer IA girl to Sc; spliccd-
when can I see them
Quicker lamb can shake bis
tail" And the old man grabbed his
hat and stick and Jed the way to the
river. offering no remark. but answer
inr All questions as usual. Mcrcary.
The Lamar register., 1893-03-11

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