The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1893-12-07

r-Good morning. You are looking littie worried
TINS morning You must take better care Of yourself
don't know what the country pould do u you should
break down with this Congress on your hands
Clknow II. II is this deep sense or ndispenssbiIty
that sometimes almost give me tired feeling Rut
TINS Hawaiian business anuoys me " 1t wasn't for
this confounded Congress
70 we'll you don't mind Congress. 1 hors' Idon't.
vet 1t issuch nuisance To supervise it.
f-lknow. servants are such care. But you m ust
try and bear 1t the best you can
why, some Of them Iongressmen actually have
the mpudence to oppose my policy
h-What are we coming to.
c-And they nave the cheek to call themselves
Democrats. too. the stupid, obstinate scoundre,si
P-Wel. dunno, sometimes think that you and I
are about the only Democrats left old man.
Cleft! How Left Who says were Ieft' o. Isee.
hes but can't expect everybody to understand things
well Ms do Its this perpetual feeling of responsi.
bility that makes me nervous
f-l know Just how you feet Sometimes when /
put out my bedroom candle night thinks to my self
great Scott. how dark the world is now.
Yes; I've had the same thought remember Just
after my great message in 1887 was putting on my
SHIRT one morning and by thunder sir the san rose
soon as had buttoucl the top baton.
f'-some OF the newspapers heh. heb seem to think
wesort o toss our snirts IN this Hawaiian trouble
-Thenewspaprr'. faggh Damn the newspapers.
II 1t wasn't for the news aprrs and Congres-
I've could show EN- poi cy tAat would make their
eye, stick out
C-Newspapers or no newspapers Congress or no
Congress when have taken Ina OF policy won't
bulge. am sticker. know what's right. know
what's good for the country
P.-li Ike to know who does IL you don't
C-what am here for I'm no errand boy; I'm the
boss Sec
F.-rhcy'll ind that what you say goes before they
get through with YOU.
C.-rhere5 thing you can he a great help TO me
In II any OF them Democratic ktcksrs coma around
asking Tor office for their constituents YOU Just
keep on telling I'm n fair exchange is n" robbery
Gentlemen. batch OF Mr. Cevelanr- opinions goes
with each ONCE lake the lot and take your votes
ls uA bargain:
haven't ct ANY ta;t guess We run about as
good diplomacy counter as any Of EN-.
C-Ned know II thins ortw" We're no Jays II We
DID come T. m Bufa!o. but tho Hawaiian policy is
E.-SL.sh. ,1hey VII. sper
C-keeus EN- alt agng you see Nothing Ike mr,.
Uery ike To he myster Gus enjoy II.
P-But congress will lie no wing for tho paper.
C-lct 'em howl | am responsible to the American
reops AMI the American people have supreme conn.
donce in the recttude Of my Intentions and In the u
tegrity uf my ratiOClna'iuns
r-Dont waste that rnt IT, in the special m.,'nzs
C-An act OF Justice to Rsster potontate detraudod
OF her throne by the base Vaccinations or-
P-Al"t OF darned Americans. sons OF missionaries
and such trash.
C--Hang EN- | visa there wa. some way OF getting
navy At present
20 Congress won't sit forever. And the Cons,itu.
ton
C.-The Constitution Is an internal old nuisance
PIN with you there But then, can ignore Il.
C-ves, bat the mere thought OF it displ.ases me
P-Irstoo bad that We can't throw /; away, tho way
we did that iarii plank
CT am all the Constitution my country needs My
people are perfectly SATISFIED with me.
P-But the way We kicked over that iArln plank and
lat he Com tit uf guna
after YOU get in at the upper story nlow what
more do Iou Want OF the adder.
f-The people know you.
C-My people are good after they md out what
want them TO do TrePAre sometimes a Little STUPID.
but IN the emf they approve my ana artglly
recognize their oblIgltIons 20 my Administration.
fMr. C!eveAni think you are tue greatest states.
man IN the word,
Cir President, alor me TO congratulate you m
giving the country the hn-st AdninistrAl II has
ever seen with the possible exception ct oar first
VII! you Kindly ring for TnuTher' ! want to get him
TO tell the United Press that am going 60 shave