The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-12-12

head. He sues for divorce.
Mrs. Nichols, Of Barton. i, c,,
hned IN the Jail two days for ref;,s;ng
to testify against her husband.
The BARRIERS of Kansas C;,x .r .
rejoicing. The han has been Iifte =
ana they can shave on SUNDAY.
AT Lake Creek. Married h,
lev. ". Matuschke. Mr.. H. Schn.cf.
enberg to Miss Pilina Schroeder.
The Methodist church of St,,r.
geon Is to have cushioned seat. IN.
ladies are to be given the credit.
-harrisonville has inaupursted
Poverty socials' with appropriate
accessories They are success.
And now it is a lott husbs,d
Mrs. Hurley of Rich Hill wants h.
to come home and feed the baby.
Nothing small about the Po,k
county farmer, who has sailed down
~" rabbits, and looking for more.
Ashland has a duuble.;o;n,.a
doctor. Thomas DOYLE. colored. who
enects cures by laying on of hands.
=. L: Sweeney, Of Sturgeon. WI,
C"'uaie'ed dead BY St. Louis paper.
but the man himself doesn't believe IL
james T. White, a native Of
Boone county and an ex.Confeder.te
soldier. died Nov. 20, aged As years
The Windsor Recie,r is pett;n,
on its ear. Improbable and delin.
quent subscribers are to be published.
Sen. Thurman goes to Nevada I.
try habeas corpus case. onlv tn find
his client gone and the case dismissed.
X issing grass widows is produc-
i've OF hay fever, so says an exchange
contemporary. Wonder if he has 81
The st. Joe man who talks in hi.
sleep OF pair of jacks" is in trouble
at home. His wife will want a surrv
soon.
st. Louis has Young woma.
who beats all records-married at IL
z mother at ID. divorced at rs.
Next.
-Hannibal has pioneer. Mr.
Geo. Clark, 81 years old. who bas
spent fifty years of his life in, that
locality.
Boone county has but one
Indian and one japanese. No dan
ger OF an increase of population in
that line.
Surgeons ''F'ilosefer" thinks the
female woman is coming to the front
ne saw one sharpen lead pencil the
other day.
Mr.. Dee Roe of Pilot Grove
goes to Crittendon to-day to take
unto himself joy for Iife-Miss
Trace Joy.
1000 libel suit grows our of
Macon Mos fantastic mania" Col.
6lees seeks redress at the hands of
The preachers.
Stag dances and "old maids"
;iubs are in aourishing condition at
Lexington. thou art 90 near and
yet so tar
The Grundy county school teach
II who has been sued for thrashine
Ter scholars, will ''spare the rod" in
he future.
The young ladies Of Moberly who
lonned male attire for a little lark
'ill be sure that they do not whistle
90 loud next time.
}. w. Jamison, land registrar at
soonville is termed chrysanthemum
nth yellow border and red center
must be butte"
"A Shelbina grocer Is trying tn
our tank of coal oil, first BY pump
,g in a gallon of vinegar, BY mistake
and later by his visage.
The Bansetters of Boone county
re strictly in the matrimonial swing.
Imerica Bansetter to G.. W. Scott.
nd Sarah Bansetter to A. Walter.
-Coaeordias population is increas-
II temporarily. The female
,aver Is drawing card. Neigh
oring townsmen flock to be Shaved"
A st. Louis saloon-kaeper has
ovel way of advertising his business.
or every glass of beer purchased he
ives ticket for nights lodging.
The migratory wagon drawn bv
20 bulls carrying man. wife, seven
en children and nine dogs, was an
at Cape Girardeau lately.
Clinton has the absent-minded
an, a. +. Rector rides his horse up
wn, and at night forgets it. and
,ds walking home good. Drinks
e Oft.
Vernon county loses an ancient
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