The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1893-06-10
PuNcENT PARAGRAPHS.


Drowning Man--''llelp! Do throw
me life-belt" Passenger "a tailor)-
"Most happy to oblige. What size
round the waist, please""-Uber Land
und Nicer.
-He-"What a charming young
womanl She speaks on every topic
with equal ease" Shea matter Of
atavism, my dear. Her grandfather
was n barber. ."-Lc Figaro.
! wish l could learn to like oys-
ters." "You can easy enough"
"HowP" just wait until they cost
three or four times what they are
worth"
Speedy Colors.-Uncle Bluegrass
will them colors run?" Clerls-"Yes,
but can give you something else."
Uncle Bluegrass-"No;M Mandy said ts
be sure and get fast colors. Wasp.
--Mitigation.-J Judge --"Have you
any remarks to offer that may lead to
n mitigation of your sentenceT' Pris-
oner-"Yes, will thank you to have a
sofa put in my cell. ll."--Seifenblasen.
-Stranger-'I am in search of an
editor. How many people in this town
who know how to run newspaper?''
Editor-"Well, the population numbers
665.-Atlanta Constitution.
$50 Banltster married his type
writer operator" "Yes." "And she
doesn't do any more worls?' 'It didn't
turn out that way. She simply doesn't
draw any more salary. ."-Washingt
Star.
Mrs. Watts-"Mary Ann, these
balusters seem always dusty. was at
Mrs. Johnson's to-day, and her stair
rails are clean, and as smooth as
glass" Mary Ann-"Yes, mem. She
has tree small boys"
Her First Baking. - Tattersall-
"You are very, very cruel, mndnln."
Mrs. Youngwise-"Why? Haven't I
given you something to eat?" latter.
sall-"I asked for bread and you give
me stone."-N. Y. Herald.
Jack Potts-"I am sorry, aunt, that
you feel so tired for this Japanese sec
ton is most interesting. Won't you let
me get you jinrikisha9' Aunt Bracer
well, perhaps It would make me
feel little better; but don't have it
made too strong!"-World's Fair Puck.
knew from Experience.-"What is
lecturer, glaring about him, s'than the
relentless power of the maelstrom?"
And henpecked-loolsing man in tho
rear of the building softly replied.
"Femalestrom." Yankee Blade.
-Jimmy-"Why don't yer come over
here an skate? The ice is a heap
slicker." Tommy-"They's more fun
here. Ill was to break through here,
I'd likely drown, an over there tn
water amt foot deep. ."-IndianapolN
Journal.
What do you think of the board
Of directors of the new joint stock com
pany?" 'IIalf of them are people who
are capable of nothing, while the rest
are capable of anything!'' g!''-Fliegends
Batter.
Petition Granted. ed.-"Won't you pivs
me just one little kiss, my darlinR?"
he pleaded in low and tender tone
II can only say, she answered in her
brisk and breezy western prairie style,
"that am true Chicago girl, and the
motto of Chicago is L will '"-Somer.
vile Journal.
-Highwayman Ito Mr.. Levy, second.
hand dealer in miscellaneous property
Your money or your life" Mr..
Levy-"Mine friendt, you cannot ex.
pect me to gif you my money for nod.
ings, and mine life von'dt do you nc
goot. But tells you vot will dol
will buy dot bistol off you at fai.
He Saw wNot.-Cleverton-M Pen.
dash had on her new gown when !
called the other night. Have you seen
lt?" Dashaway-"Yes. was there
last night" Cleverton-''Didn't you
think it fitted beautifully?' Dash.
away-"The gas was SO low couldn't
1.-The Cloak Review.