The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1893-09-09
THE WORLD
sa.f Bits II Interesting News Called isr Hary
Readers

The foot bail season VIII soon open.
All roads continue 10 lead to Chicago.
Tie excursion season is nearing .
close.
There is revival Of the oyster bust
ness.
Summer goods are now going at
bargain.
Thanksgiving Day win be our next
holiday.
Oh. that Others might see US as we
see ourselves.
The City Band concert last night
was very fine.
Don't leave your horse stand on the
street unhitched.
No people ever made any money
swapping grunts.
The goldenrod is very abundant and
as yellow as ever.
Every man with bright son be-
lieyes in heredity.
After all, the very best way to make
money is to earn it.
A bank failure does not interest a
tramp like grain failure.
We lave already experienced some
of the chill winds Of Autumn.
Mr.. John Turner has accepted a po-
sition with Mr.. Lewis Lambert.
Mr.. j. Rufus Caskey, of this city,
has accepted a position in Chicago.
e With the opening Of September bust.
ness always receives fresh impetus.
The man that wears sash oughtnt
to kick because women wear suspend
ers
Mr.. Tone Blondcl has removed his
tin shop to the Vim. F. Williams prop
erty.
Mr.. o. M. See has accepted pos
ton with the Hannis Distilliag Conn
pany.
Why is Summer the pride Of the
year Why, because it goeth before
Fall.
Building and improving property
never ceases in Martinsburg, but '.goes
b
on forever
We are now in the enjoyment Of an
abundance Of fruit peaches, pears,
grapes and the like.
Messrs. Bub Fowler and VIM. Zepp,
Of Strinesyille, bagged % squirrels and
ground hog on the 9th inst.
The latest fad is TO write ones cor
respondence on paper totally different
from the envelope that encloses it.
Some little excitement was caused
in Strinesville Wednesday night by I'M
known parties duelling with pistols.
If it is true that money will soon be
drug on the market, all right. Let
the drug be administered in big doses.
The base ball player is the only man
who does not care for an outing. He
would rather have an inning every
time.
If you want to keep solid with the
recently graduated medical student
call him doctor on every available oc.
casion.
There's nothing like sticking to a
thing when you apply yourself to it, as
the fly said when it alighted on the fly
paper.
We now have pork on the bill OF
fare, and sausage is shifted from afar,
After sausage it is onlya step to buck
wheat cakes.
Watch the man who advertises. He
is the person you should patronize il
you want to purchase goods at hard
times prices.
The Jewish tabernacle being erect
ed by Alex. Heiner, in Strinesyille, is
nearly completed. Rabbi Levi Oil
ker will take charge.
The Fall cricket and the katydid are
making music for the millions. They
never strike, and when the season
comes work straight ahead.
Every day the papers contain &C
counts Of money which had been TAX
en- outiof the banks for safe keeping
beng lost, stolen or destroyed in some
way.
The man who first got off that old
saying about there being nothing new
under the sun evidently thought him
self very bright, but it is clear that he
never wore pair Of squeaky shoes. "
Coffee stains should come out, il
treated before the cloth has been laun-
dried. Rub the stain with a mixture
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