The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1893-05-13
SWEET SIXTEEN sTEALINGs.
(FOr Girls OnIu.1

Bordered challies.
Miss l.. w. looks lovely.
Miss b. B. loves cart riding.
You can use all kinds of ribbons.
Miss Patience P. rides almost daily.
Miss B. w. has a new music teacher.
We know you all loye-Dan Donelin.
Spanish jackets have fashions favor.
The scoop or poke bonnet is in it this
year. :.
Your bonnets should be without
strings.
9. Nc. has a new way Of sending
letters. :
Pansy growing has become an art and
a passion.
Jane: Doubtless your figure is not in
proportion.
Fancy hat pins are still in use and
made to be seem. y. :
Miss M. X. had a lovely drive last
Thursday evening.
No Pansy James does not take that for
the music there is in it.
You can put immense foyer gardens
on your hats and be in the fashion.
The Turkish girls love red hair and if
theirs isn'tthat way they make it so.
There's only one combination sweet6r
than sweet sixteen and that's two OF
them.
The Sweet Home boarding honse" is
n of the happiest homes in Wads-
worth.
If you marry him now and go to Mass
achusetts you can't get All absolute di-
vource.
Yes Genie, that vane man on Mr..
Buckland's roof is married and he's Just
getting ready to fly.
Solid Seven: You still have a chance
as John says it's only a yarn of the
small boys makeup. y
No, Maud, dear, the chickweed and
the egg plant are not members Of the
s.me botanical family.
We heard one little group exclaim,
How cunning, o how sweet,
And found that they were gazing
At our Charles little feet.
The best banquet that ever sat
down to was never relished half so
heartily as the core of her chum's apple
away back in primary-school days.
No Jemin,a, when he goes as far as the
school gate with you there is no danger
of his being hurt. He is too big a fool
to be ever struck by lightning or q
bullgine.
According to an ancient legend more
married women 20 to heaven than single
ones. No doubt a great majority of the
former have their full share OF hell here
on earth, but those who are unkind
enough to hold to the opinion that the
condition of single '.blessedness" enjoyed
by many young ladies is not self chosen,
such a decree must appear terribly un-
just.
Father, dear father, come home with
me now, for mas got some carpets to
beat. She's got all the furniture ont in
the road, from the front porch clear
down the street. Father, dear father,
come home with me now, for ma is as
mad as a Turk she says you are a lazy
old thing and that she proposes to put
you to work. There's planting to do.
and paper to hang, and windows ana
castings to scrub, for it's house cleaning
time. and you've got to come home, and
revel in suds and cold grub"
A old maid school-maam who was
asked ii she had sver seen a bald-headed
woman thus replied: "No, we never
did. Why should We? Nor did we ever
see a woman Waiting around town in
shirt sleeves with a cigar between her
teeth, stopping at every saloon she Jaw,
We never saw a wonian go fishing any
where with a bottle in her pocket, SIT on
the dump ground every day and go home
drunk at night Neither have we seer
a woman yank off her coat, spit on hei
hands and say she could whip any mar
in town.