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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-11-26
a WITTY ANSWER.
Rubenstein's Clever Way of Disposinr of
n Nuisance.

Rubcnstein's Clever Way OF DisposinE of
Nuisance.
Those whose mission in life II is TO
entertain the public are always pes
tered by friends and acquaintance for
free seats at their entertainments
There probably never was n singer OF
an actor or a pianist who was not
bored nearly 10 death by these people.
many Of whom had not the slightest
claim To ask the courtesy they de-
handed
A pianist who was prominently sue
cessful I'm his day. and that day WAS
not go far back either. was Rubenstein.
who Travelled nearly the whole world
over dsliFhting people with hisgcnius
Tie. like all others. was very much an.
noyed by requests for complimentary
tickets, but most ~ the time he main
tanned his eomposurc even though
justly irritated. IL IL told Of him that
Just before one Of his recitais In Lon
don he wa. aecosted by an old lady In
the entrance hall, and thus addressed.
oh. Mr. Rubenstein. I am 40 glad 90
see you have tried In vain to pur-
chase aicleet Have you a seat ycu
could let rns have"
Madam" said the great pianist.
there is bat one seat ~ my dis
rcsal. ard that you are welcome %. N
you think nt o. take IL"
on. yes. and = thousand thanks
Where T. itf- was IN. esci,sd reply.
AZ The piano" smiiinriy replied
Hsbeustsin -IIstrer's yesag People
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nest meeting - che Village Debating
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that should h- easily answered
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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-11-26
DRESS GOODS DEPARTMENT.

One case Mixed Suitings,
double fold. at l5c per yard.
10 Dress Patterns at 75c.
So Dress Patterns at SLoa
81 Dress Patterns at $l2a
- Dress Patterns at S1.75.
500 Dress Remnants az one
half their value.
$40 Dress and Skirt Lengths
one-third off regular price.
% Dress Patterns at SL50.
40 Dress Patterns at $3.50.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-11-26
FLANNEL DEPARTMENT.

Outing Flannels ut &c, Sc and
i0c per yard.
White Fiannels &c. Sc, Toe.
12i2c. 15c and 20c.
French Fiannels from 75to Soc
Red FlanneIs I5c. iSc, 2oc.
and PC.
54-inch aii-wool Dress Elan
mel reduced 20 4Sc.
Wool Skirts CSC. sc and Sc.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-11-26

From which 10 choose. jnst
enonght 20 disclose what il
being done all through the
endiess world of merehandise
on sale here.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-11-26
MORE DRESS PATTERNS FOR
% CENTS.

500 of those popular worsted
Dress Patterns. 10 yards each.
at 63c.
Blankets at &c, &c, osc,
$L2o. SLAP and up.
Comfortables at soc. 75c. 81,
SL25 and S1.5Q
Cotton Flanneis at &c, &C, &c,
SC and Ice per yard.
1o-4 Bleached Sheetings at
15c per yard.
Real Down Quilts. with
French sateen coverings, az
Sl9s and up.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-11-26
UNDERWEAR DEPARTMENT.

One lot Grey Vests and Pants
at 75c.
One lot Black Jersey Ribbed
Underwear az 81.
One lot Combination Suite
e1.25.
One lot Scarlet Wool vests
and Pants st s5c-
One lot Continuation Suits
42c.
One lot Combination Suits
75c.
Immense reductions on ell
iinee.
DExoREsT SEWING MACHINES.
Are soid by us ~ msnufsc-
turcrr price. $i9-50 and freight
from factory. The going price
on same style 10 $40 For more
elaborate case tire price IL
slightly increased Warranted
equal % any machine IN
America
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

The events last week in Wisconsin and
Kansas must signify to Mr.. Cleveland, If
he is a student of current history, that in
his second election to the presidency the
democratic party has gained but very
precarious footing. He is aware. having
looked over the figures. that he is in
debted to the solid South for his success
that both in the popular and electoral
vote he was beaten outside the South. He
should see-perhaps he does-that the
prejudices, once so powerful in their bear
lngs toward the republicans because their
strength was In one section and grew
from sectional causes, are slowly but
surely turning against the South for its
'implaeable solidity In behalf of the dem
ocratic party.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

There are few indeed OF the average
newspaper readers, says the Newspaper
Man who care to take sides with Mr..
Ambrose Bierce in his attack on James
Whitcomb Riley. the Hoosier Poet-who
came among us quietly, modestly, and
with none of the flim-ham and gew-
gaws that certain long-haired verse
makers took to themselves on their adj
vent in our midst That the poems
verses or doggerel Of Mr.. Riley. call 1t
what you will--do please the masses
cannot be denied. and II Mr. Riley does
not abrogate to himself the title Of poet,
but on the other hand freely admits thal
he is simply verse maker who writes to
please, 1t seems to us that the slings and
arrows OF the carping critic might well
be aimed at some more shining mark
Dialect poetry undoubtedly has been tn
object Of more adverse criticism than any
other style of writing appearing in the
publis prints. and yet 1t goes, and every
day the demand for it seems to be more
clamorous. Looking at 1t in a purely
commercial vlew--it pays-and having
said so much, let us leave the aesthetic
aside. and let 1t work out Its own saliva
ttOt,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

In the Circuit Court of the State OF
Oregon, for Clatsop County.
Herman Heyneman, Plaintiff, VS.. M. M.
Dee and Helen Dee Defendants.
To NJ. NJ. Dee and Helen Dee, Defend
ants above named:
In the name of the State of Oregon:-
You and each OF you are hereby re-
quired TO appear and answer the COM
plant of plaintiff filed against you In the
above entitled cause by the first day of
the next regular term of the above named
court, next following six weeks publi-
cation of this summons. And If you fail
to answer said complaint as hereby re-
quired, you are hereby notified that the
plaintiff yill apply to the court for the
relief prayed for therein, to-wit.: for
Judgment against you and each of you
for the sum of one hundred and thirty
seven and fifty one-hundredths dollars
and interest thereon at the rate of ten
per cent per a4num from the seventh
day of October. 1891, and for fifty dol
for costs and disbursements of this suit
and for further decree foreclosing the
mortgage set0 ut in the complaint here
in, and for the sale of the real property
therein described. being divers lots in
Chelsea Railroad Addition to Astoria,
Clatsop County, Oregon, and that the
proceeds of said sale be applied to the
payment of said amounts, and for such
other relief as may be proper.
This summons Is published In The
Weekly Astorian by order Of the Hon. L
A. Mcbride, Judge of said court, made
the l4th day of Jaunaryi 1888.
Attorney forPlaintiff.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

things: !. That he Is the personally re-
spected representative OF q family his
toric for Office holding; q That he de-
nounced AbrsSam Lincoln because Beau
regard bombarded Fort Sumter; 8. That
he Is, in western and southern phrase, a
Wall street goldbpg. The fact that his
influence in Baltimore prevented German
from holding his state against Cleveland
and beating him for the nomination, is
not 80 widely known or taken into ac-
count. How are these things to be
squared with the populists? How is dis
cord to be prevented where differences In
doctrine are so pronounced?
The republicans in congress could not
help the democrats out Of the difficulty II
they would, and would not IL they could.
What is the use OF talking Of what the
republican duty is, when the democrats
In tho senate are more than half in favor
Of any form Of degrading the public cred I
1t, and when in the house they are help
less under their own stupid rules. adopted
as personal matter against ex-Speaker
Reed? And when also, In four weeks
there will be democratic president and
vice president. democratic house and a
senate in which the elements that COM
bined to elect Cleveland are in a major
ity as against the straight republicans!
II Mr.. Cleveland thinks he has reform on
tap, let him call en- extra esssion Of con-
gress. Then. II his head 10 still in the
clouds, the light will break upon him.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10
NOTICE.
ed States Land ONCE. Oregon CITY

United States Land Office, Oregon City
Oregon, December 26 1892.
Complaint having entered at this office
by Charles Stoll against Alfred Rose for
abandoning his homestead entry, No. S052
dated August 8, 1889, upon the SWA OF
NWA and NWH of SWA of Section 22
and SEh OF NEA and NEA of SEA OF
Section 21. Township NJ. Range 9 w,
in Clatsop County, Oregon, with a view
to the cancellation of said entry, the said
parties are hereby summoned to appear
at Astoria, Oregon, before the clerk of
Clatsop county on the 9th day of F'ebru-
airy 1898, at 10 o'clock a. M, to respond
and furnish testimon concerning said al
legged abandonment, and on the testimony
then submitted a hearing will be had at
this office on March 10. 1858. at 10 o'clock
i ]. t. APPERsoN. Register
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

The news in the telegraph columns to-
day that Ferdinand De Lesseps. the hero
of suez, and the one time idol Of millions
Of people has been sent to jail for five
years like common felon, viii shock the
feelings of the great majority OF the Am!
erican pnblic. Old. enfeebled. and accus-
toned to the unstinted fattery of kings
princes, and republics. and then to come
down TO a convict's cell in the last years
OF his lifel Poor De Lesseps However
great his fault, he is surely to be pitied.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10
TOO OF TEN THE CASE.
INTERESTING PROOFS.

A young society lady, after round Of
gayety, becomes suddenly conscious of an un
usual sensation. She ha, frequent attacks Of
dizziness, her buck aches, and she feels blue and
| generally run down.
Mothers, look well to your daughtersl
Daughters, look well to yourselvesl
Let the first symptom denoting the ap-
proach of disease receive your instant atten-
tion. Healthy women are the hope of the
race, and it is well-nigh criminal to neglect
anything which promises relief.
There is hopefor all sufferers from Nervous
Diseases Read what follows:
Mrs. Jennie G. Davis, fine artist and an
accomplished authoress, Of Westfeld, Wis,
had been subject to headache ever since she
could remember. So severe were her at
tacks as to cause at times temporary delirium.
All treatment had failed to relieve her, but
after using DIR. Miles Restorative Nervine
she writes: My record is to me, at least,
satisfactory. No.headache, constantly in
creasing appetite, and consequent gain in
weight of two and half pounds in just one
week."
Six weeks later she writes: "Have read
and sewed immoderately of late, but my
headaches do not return.'
Mrs. John r. Miller, of Valparaiso. Ind,
was attacked three years ago with turn Of life
in its worst form. 1t finally went TO her
head and all indications were that it would
result either in insanity or softening of the
brain. Her husband thus writes: at would
be impossible for me to attempt a description
Of her sa6ecings during all this time. She
was treated by our pery best local physicians,
with but temporary benefit. She has taken
four bottles of DR.. MILES RESTORATIVE
NERvINE, and is cured She has gained
twenty pounds in weight. tell you, she
often blesses you for what you have done for
her"
Recollect that for the CURE of all Ner-
vous Diseases there is no remedy which ap-
proaches DR.. Miles Resioratire NerHne. II is
free from dangerous drugs and opiates. Sold
by all druggists, on positive guarantee, or
Or. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10
ASSIGNEE NOTICE.

TO the creditors of Parker & Hanson,
and Of Cello F. Parker and Carl Han
son, Take Notice:
That said Cello F. Parker and Carl
Hapson have made an assignment to me
of all their estates for the benefit of their
joint and individual creditors.
That all persons. having claims against
them or either of them should present
the same under oath to me at my office
from this date.
w w. PARKER, Assignee.
Astoria, Oregon, January 9th. 1893
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

The newspapers are slowly coming round
10 the good old "go slow" policy regard
ing Hawaiian annexation. AS we nre-
dicted. the windy talk IA gradually dy-
Ing out. This is from the San Francisco
Report.
"A great deal Of Wild talk is being done
by politicians and other people who want
to make themselves prominent about the
desirability OF the immediate annexation
OF the Hawaiian islands; but It is pretty
safe to say that the United States gov.
ernment win preserve Its dignity and
vindicate It's reputation for justice By
giving both sides of the controversy In
Hawaii full and fair hearing and by as
certaining throughly the wishes Of the
people Of the islands before taking any
decisive step. II we should find that b
majority Of the Hawaiians are opposed
to the sacrifice OF their national inde
pendence. It would i'll become the Unites
States to coerce them, or beguile them
either. into surrender. But, at the sam
time, It would be perfectly proper to let
the Hawaiians and oil the rest Of ths
world know that we would allow no othe.
nation to take possession of or gain con
troll over the islands; and we would,
without doubt. be able to make good o,i
words. The common sense and manhoo,
OF the United States do not sympathiz
with policy Of bluster and bullying
We are too big and strong nation 10
that
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10
A sure Cure for Piles.

itching Piles a.e known by moisture
like perspiration, causing intense itching
when warm. This form, as well as Blind,
bleeding or Protruding, yield at once to
IT. Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which acts
directly on the parts affected, absorbs
iumors, allays itching and effects a
permanent cure SOC. Druggist or mail.
Circulars free. DR.. Bosanko, 329 Arch
street, Philadelphia, Pa. Sold by J. w.
Conn.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

Local weather for the twenty-four
hours ending at 5 p. M. yesterday, fur
nished by the U. 8. department Of agri
culture. weather bureau:
Maximum temperature. AZ degrees.
Minium temperature. 30 degrees.
Precipitation. .15 inch.
Total precipitation from July lst, 1892
to date, $3.50 inches.
Deficiency OF precipitation from July
Let. 1892 to date. s.4S inches.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

This paper has the largest Circulation
on the Columbia river.
An honest ind complete tslsgraphic re-
port givss a ns.gspaper a risM and tile ID
'he name, The news Of the sOorld, fresh
every morning at your breakfast table, d
sUhat you can find In the Astorian. n
holds The erclasivs telegraphic franchise,
and It's servicc Is improring daily.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10
Bucklen's Arnfea galye.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, plcers salt rheum, fever
sores, letter chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posltive-
ly cures piles, or no pay. required. 1t
flon or money refunded. Price % cents
per box. For sale by Chas. Rogers, sue
cessor to j. c. Dement,.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

The "Alliterative headline" crank is at
I again. This is from the Portland Tele-
;ram. Stuck In the Snow" 'ait Harri-
son Hard" Rigid Roasting Received, .
workmen wese War;" and "All Are
Ayenged.'
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10
Reduced Rates.

Commencing today, July 20, the rates on
he Union Pacific steamers between AS
orla and Portland and intermediate points
will be $l.0O one way and $3.50
round trip, tickets good until used. q. W.
Agent, Astoria. Oregon.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10
Coopat,s Anrn,l snle,

Rules that win govern c. II. Cooper,
Great Annual Sale are as follows,
No goods win be charged except at reg,
ular prices.
20 per cent, of on shoes.
10 per cent. or on cotton goods.
10 per cent or on rubber boots and shoes
Everything else 25 per cent. off unles
listed goods, such as Starlight yarns
ceneimeri kid gloves. Royal w C G cor
sets, Warmers corsets Standard patterns
n and w collars and cuffs Beldlngs
ana cutten's silk. Owing to manufactur,
srs' restrictions We are obliged to sustain
prices on same,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

Use Zlnfandel wine intead of coffee OF
tea. so cents per gallon. Don't forget
Peach and apricot brandy, also French
Cognac and wine at Alex. Gilbert's.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

The Southern Pacific Railway Company
has fallen upon evil days. 1t has sown
the wind and is reaping the whirlwind,
and the whirlwind is breaking 1t up.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10
Frcnch Tansy wafers.

they need, and can be depended upon
every time to give relief. Safe and sure.
can be sent by mail sealed securely.
Price, $500 per box. For sale only by J.
w. Conn, corner Second and Cass streets.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

All the patent medicines advertised in
this paper, together with the choicest
perfumery, and toilet articles ETC., can
be bought at the lowest prices at u. w.
Conns drug store, opposite occident hotel,
Aaf0rfa -
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

Where is the Young Mems Chrictiai
Association Of Astoria? Why. instead d
thriving and growing rapidly as It doe,
in every other city OF Oregon, does II
stagnate and rest idle here? There mus
be some reason for this, Probably onl.
one or two men among US can tell what
II is. But aside from the question a
fault, remedy Is plainly needed some
where Have its promoters not succeedec
because they did not desire to succeed
Have It's managers realized that youn.
men are many sided. and have the,
wisely appealed to them from variety
Of points9 Have they been adhering alons
70 spiritual ends and neglecting the so
cial, educational, and physical objects
which should form part and parcel of III,
institution
We hope that the silence Is soon to b.
broken. The prosperity and advancement
OF the Y. N. G. A. means the spread O,
intelligence. the development among
young men Of sound minds in sound bod
les. ana the promotion Of good citizen
ship. This being the case. let the loca |
managers try again to lift things out 0, |
the rpt, When they start to do this, |
they should receive the hearty supper, |
ana encouragement Of all progressive
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

Handley G. Haas. $50 First street, Port
land, have on sale the Daily Astorian,
SO that visitors need not miss their
morning paper when they are here.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

Astoria Sunains & Loan Association
IHshkREGtLAR MEETINGS OF rR.s AsSU.
4 ciatiOn are held As P. NJ. az the ursi
Wednesday o! each nUAtb Office on ,1eheYieyt
street, souJh oi Chenanius
W. l.. RORB,
SafrctaTx
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10
Real Estate Transfers.

Following are the real estate transfers
recorded since February 1st, as reported
for The Astorlan by The Astoria Alb.
stract, Title and Trust Company:
w. ~ Warren to s. b. Crow. lot
s, block 6, Willlamsport. mems lbC
Z; W stone to g. Wingate, lots in
w. @. Howell to C. b. Haraden,
lots In Flavel Center , 2y0O
Same to Duncan Stuart Jr., "a lots
In Flavel Center. Observation-Disclosures. 2-0,
Same 70 L. r. Foss, q lots In Fla
vel Center 27nO
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10
SCHOOL TAXES DUE.

School taxes are due in district No. .,
comprising Adair's Astoria, West OF
trict Clerk. office SIS Third street, Upper
Astoria
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

passage you wish to prepay to Astoria,
call at the Northern Pacific office. steamer
Telephone dock, and make known your
wants. Reduced rates via all the lead
ing steamship lines.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10
SOCIETY MEETINGS.

OceAn Encampme'.t No, 10, i. o. or
REGULAR MEE1lNGS OF OCEAN En-
IA campment No, 1s. |. Q. D. f., at tue Lodge
In the Odd Fellows Builuing, ai styoa l.. M,
on the second and focrth Mondays oi each
month, SoIourninR brethren cordially inylie,.,
BY order u.P,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

Parties visiting In Portland can get The
Daily Astorian at Handley & Haas news
stand, $50 First street.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. NOTICE.

Parker & Honson will please cali at my
Office, 1l2 Benton street, this city, and
settle Immediately with the undersigned.
w. w. PARKER, Assignee.
Astoria, Or, January 2S, 1893.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10
NoTICEl

Remember the Austin House at the Sea-
side Is open the year around.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

Patronize the Northern Pacific railroad
II you are going East. Low rates of fare,
through tickets, baggage checked to desti-
nation. All purchasers of second class
tickets can stop over at Portland. Rates
Of fare same as from Portland.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

Senator Bayard reappears with cleve-
land. and the country knows of him three
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

TIE AsroRIAE guarantees to It's advertisers
tho largest circulation Of any newspaper pub
ished on the Columbia River.
In future all items OF local interest forwarded
80 this ofhce niust be addressed 70 lle
CTlY EDIToR.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

The height is reckoned from the Level Of av.
erage lower low waters the plane for which II c
soulidlngs are given on the Coast and Geudetic
Survey charts.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10
YOU SHOULD READ THIS.

The popularity Of the Union Pacific IL
best determined by the superior service II
accords to the travelling public in main
tanning two daily through traingf to
Omaha st, Paul, Chicago and points east,
thoroughly equipped with all the latest
appliances for the comfort and safety OF
its patrons besides shortening the distance
materially with its fast trains. The pres
ent train schedule enables passengers to
reach st. Paul seven hours quicker and
Chicago twenty-four hours quicker.
Omaha and Kansas City and intermediate
points, forty hours quicker than any line
from the Pacific Northwest.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-02-10

Now that the election is over and the
business Of the campaign has been set
tied. DIR. Mullinix has settled down to
professional business at his Office, up
stairs at No. 5S4 1-2 Third street, and wifi
give special attention to chronic diseases.