Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-04-27
THE WORLDS A STAGE.

A uborrr in the employ " the queen ~
England has been sued Tor debit Tie tugti.
ted that hp received only 10 shllllugs week
and WIS unable tu nuke both ends meet
Tie also volunteered iho Information that
the uuruu's mlurrrs received less than
other people ami had to work harder. "Ah. Do
said The Judge 'hut You must think ~
the honor tu which the man Hturdily rD.
piled There isn't much honor 90 rui ont
" lu shlllings week" shakespeare never
put % Wiser speech iu muuH mouth. not
oven ln Jnre t9lsiuus when hr HolilUlulz.
not pay bis debts With honor.
The Chiulse actors are In chicago ready
90 begin their performance ui the Nungu-
gram consists Of u curtn.rulspr one month
100 leugil mid % play i've mtuthH luug. 90
~" matter 81 ihg drama. the chinese are
make performance cover the actual time
o. The story. II character grows old aud
dies be- must DO 10 Ia sight NJ the audience
Where W. say six months II supposed 10
clupHU between the second aud third Meta
Tue chinese actually hll In sin months with
hYplay
SIR William g. Long ~ sheffield England
aud mupiutur Of the Shrtlield telegram
Que 81 the leading daily conservative organs
or Great Britain, 10 "a Ihicuru reporter.
"Ay 10 home rule I predict that this Will
hv the nunl outcome NJ the measure IL
has nov passed lls second reading u viii
lhe liberal party WIN again pass lt nud re-
tutu 70 go the lords. Then tile upper chaiu.
Der VIII eau ulon the queen Ca dissolve
parliament aud compel the prpsput All.
ulhlrlrhilnh tu again appeal 10 the people
such step would or CuurFo. be- unusual
hnt ihc lords would be- hacked up by every
yol sgryallLg in tue country. aud, while the
queen would De- very loau 10 Interfere with
The action " the elected representative III
the pr1plc. Sh" might feel Cullcd upon tu %
so under the peculiar circumstance n IL
NHWN N.NN aa.Hl
hive rather stormy passage before 10
reaches the h1rhor " The statute book
There y mong lladicgls aud Liberals
strong icelinE glnsi the lords The feel.
Ing Increases Ia inttnslty ytnr bv wear Al
thr pace 20 which things are moving / shonld
l,' "' ny. ,T 1ulP,ls.l 70 see the lhr.at 10 mend
Altogether England ~ changing much, we
have Hocialistlc London county council
, mo Ptonos, To pay our members ~ parlia.
WpuhhcuniHn, hut no violent departure
~ our present mcthOd of government will
take place IN our generation"
Mrs. Annie Jenness Miller tho dress Pa.
furm Lecturer nud Inventor OF tho famous
divided skirt had an amusing adventure
last week says the Rochester Herald. A.
~ We'll known 10y everyone who las seen
her, Mrs Miller n not only beautiful iu
face but possrsscd ~ a trim figure which N
ON t9mininu nndorciothlng Mrs. Miller h
called upon o. make % liberal displnv az
h,t graceful FORM. No male person H. ever
admitted 10 a ceitAln discourse delivered hy
her during which the fair lecturer div,.ts
h"ihvlf OF skirts ana pettcoats aud stands
revealed In something that resembles a
rolullelN SUIT ~ lights, upon which fnunda.
tion she proceeds t0 build her Ideas in cheui
settles ahd feminine pantuOons. ON such
o'tasions Mrs. ienness Millers maid docs
not trust 10 haphnEzurd but goes nrouud
the lecture hall, stopping up every crevlce
u Windows ANA doors to disnproiut Tie
feeplng Ipma who might peradyenture wish
| 70 enjoy the spectacle on the platform one
| dry last week Mrs. Ienness Miller ,gas Jp.
| lifvrlhg this particular lecture IA a town In
me northern part Of New York. As tho
| her discourse was given in The Iinpflst
churoh After the audience OF ladies was
seated and ihe usual preliminary of sealing
/ up Tue Windows ana doors WAS rompleted
| Mrs Muller retired 90 the Yestry rnnn in
| order "a prepare Tor the Illustrations OF the
| lecture SHE had taken of her ordinary
street garments aud was about 10 stem al
/ thu platform IA complete tights. Whom n
funeling was heard At the door. 'Go away .
cried the pretty woman Ia horror "Go
6S@req home osss ya non 'SS 5aoN am ~
/ She had taken the prccaution 10 lock th,
/ door aud az that moment held the key In
/ her hand. stu the fumblinR al tho lock
continued ana presently 20 her disH,av th,
/ venerable sexton selected q duplicate key
from the ring aud opened the door. Mrs.
| dynness MiliQr screamed aud rushoSl pre-.
| elpliatoly 20 who're her pettiooats Law Don't
/ zee mind me, mum" said The sexton i'm.
/ pSlturiaplN, II am an old man an / aln't
| got tooth la my head. I've got seven
| children. mum, aud an ~ 'em dafters. TOO
80 don't mind me mum. hut 40 on with
| yer slrppln' comfortable an easy. That
/ ere stove must De tended 10, cloes or no
/ clos b." Thus treasured the embarrassed
/ young lecturer escaped hashfully "a Tie
| church, while the old sexton proceeded 10
al up the stove az calmly rs N pretty
women In lights wsre the usual features Of
yestfy room.
] A correspondent OF the Toudon News al
/ Canton, writing az the close ~ January
| says; I'VE have had few DAYS - almost
unprecedented cold Ia the delta o. Inc
| Canton river. The oldest people here re.
nelnher nothing Ike a. The temperatmrs
| on the Canton river Is said Que hight "a
| have been as low as - degrees fahrcnhelt
| bun this may have been q mistaken reading
| ~ tie thermCh ctcr, The lowest tempera
| tpfe recorded IA the city WAS ~ degrees
| Fahfenhcit. The people DID not know what
| 70 make OF II. Those with an eve 10 Dnsines,
! collected tbs iclcles which ~ considerable
| length, hung from the caves of the hOuses
and the leaves OF the trees and sold them
| g the native doctors, who carefully bottled
them np 60 make medicine Tor the fever,
| Of the summer, The frost fol- upon IA,
tropical trees Ike blight The lsh polds
J lad 20 Ice ON theln. hut mast Of the hkt