New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-18
THE TALK or TIE d. Y.

sundry cw-i;ugand papers are publishing ar
iio@s ON tbc lesson OF Amy's life. The most
striking lesson OF his life Is that murderer STANDS
good chance Of being executed unless he Is
member Of Tanmany Hall.
cnna tea eoP promises to he 1rsf aI %aw O., TH
mi"rcrity Of the moocyed icpers to h:r enlightened
brother Were they not grovcllIne imbeci'r,. TIE
Tea plants prey I" IN, ra'chol, Wo'W UT ''
bllcli,ed by the frost Boston Transcript
The papers used 10 call Professor Virgins the
would-be weather prophet. Tl"n they lett OH
"wonld.be7 Now they refer him the a'ron-
omerr And pretty soon. doubtless. he will get
notices tn" greatest scientific thinker OF the
age.
Drummer taking out wcllhllci cigar clsc)-Pardon
Sr,dy Individual (,usg Stiv'lyl-leS but have ~
cigar ,,.,
Elnd'
SUPERINTENDENT Prockway. Of the Elmira Reforma
tory In MS last report. says THE exnggeration OF
the intelligence OF criminals, IN which many ihdnSr
would De huehaLle II the error were not so mis-
cnlcvous Ordinary cr,mnolity is rot bold, adtolt,
reliant ana grauitous assault upon society. IL
4, only in unbound novels and IN The nnsophsticati
mind, OF amateur penoloeists that the criminal Is a
wonder OF learning AMI accomplishments
THEM FLOWERS.
fake ellcr ats sick aud laid up the shelf.
All shnKy. and sa'ntcd, and pore .
Jes all knocked out h. can't handle his'eif
sh.t him M all aior. In The gloom Of n room
As dark n the tomb. and as GRIM
Aud then take and send hun some roses III bOohl
And you have fun out ~ him!
You've Fetched him fore row-when his liver was
And his appetite rotchcd like saw
\ rncckn' YOU. maybe. f0r rOnlancin' round
With u big posy bunch In your paw ,,
But YOU k.tch him. say, when his health j. away
And he's on his bIck in distress.
And then you can trot out your little bohay
And not be insulted. guess.
yon see rs like this. what his TcalnHss is
Them flowers makes him think OF the DAYS
OF hi~ innocent youth, arsi that mother o his
And the rose; that She used 10 raise
so here all alone with the roses 'ou send,
Bein' ,ick and all irimbly and faint
Ny eyes is-my eye; is-my eyes old iii"n1-
j. aleakin'-Im blamed # they mint!
-(James WhitcOmb Riley
"Thc springfield Union" advises people not to pray
to b. delivered from cholera while they have a barrel
of rotting vegetables in the cellar. The principe
here ennnciated has II wide application.
To- thc Manner Lorn-" Well" said the lawyer TO
the rural witness. "how far was 1t from your house
Well SIR said the witness. Il rcckn hit wur
bout II acre an half"
Idiot cried the lawyer. how many yards
we'll SIR replied the witness. thar WIZ only
one yard. an that wir my yard. an hit amt ier'i
In. nuthe !"-(Allania Constitution
Some Irrsbytcrianf IN Chicago nave already begun
10 speculate whether the Rev. Thomas C. Hall. the
pastor OF the Fourth Presbyterian Church In that city.
will become Episcopali"n CongIegaiionali't In
case the General Assembly condemns Professor
Erggs. Wherever hc may 90. II Is thought that many
Of his people viii go with him.
The rune Verngua appears for the first time In
history IN tOlumluS's letter from jamaica July ..
1903, to F,rdnand and Isabella. Columbus took the
name from the natives. who applied II To the country
cast OF AdmiralS Bay, but In the early part OF the
sixteenth century the name Of Veragua giver 10
the whole coast OF Central America.-( Chicago Trib
Miss Jennie Young the American who recently butt
railroad 10 the extensive salt deposits she owrs in
chihuahua. has received from the Mexican Government
"a valuable conc s'on In the form OF privilege for
the establishment OF colonies In the States Of Chihua
hlia AID Conhuila Miss Young has gone TO England
TO make arrangements for Bringing over several
thousand English families TO settle upon the lands
she has secured from the Government.
The Unreas0nnbcncss OF Man.-Mrs. Van A>tilt-
why don't you have Professor won pianOthtmp play
at your sOirecs any more
Mrs. Swell-IIr'S SO abCmnably rude. The last time
played he asked some OF The guests TO stop talking.
Ito said he didn't mind whether they heard him
not. that unless he cOuh hear himself he couldn't
do himself justce.-(Chicngo News Record