The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-12-12

st. Louis has novel bot effect
i've way Of enticing children to sun
day school. Souvenirs and coin.
Another epidemic strikes st. Joe
-"long haired" youths. We will be
overrun with the modern Samsons.
w. A.Smith resident Of Kan.
sas City's Patch" quarters. was jailed
for beating bis seven-monthe-old baby
The Christian Endeavor society
of Missouri does itself proud in mem
bership, $50 seniors and 167 juniors.
-Deepwater has cutting affrsy,
DR.. c. +. Howard dangerously
wounds p. w. Smith, results Of alec
hol.
Joseph Brown, Of Randolph, has
a SANDER suit on his hande. His
daughter-in-law claims $40, 900 dam
ages.
Rich Hill fears q mad dog cpl
demic, a large number of CANNES
have been bitten by spotted rabid
dog.
-"Chin Music" jokes we're too
much for China the singing teacher
of Pemiscot county. He fled in dis
gust.
Charleston is to have . baby
show. Look out for the baby stealer
Of Aurora, and show them in glass
cases.
Mrs. Ruth Price, of Nevada, re-
ceived a unique birthday present on
the 4th-a divorce from her hus-
band.
Badly" Davis, a cigar broker
of Independence, fell headlong down
an elevator shaft and received fatal
injuries.
Green Ridge is suffering from the
mad dogs gyrations. Twenty-three
head Of cattle bitten, eleven of which
are dead.
st. Charles has bull that when
he cores victim he strikes for the
heart piercing it with his horns-de-
horn him.
-Liberty's sick and poor mourn q
true friend in the death of Miss Ann
Tillery, who was noted for her CHAIR
table deeds.
Although St. Joe is wrestling
with Ia grippe, her physicians claim
that the community's health Is pain
fully" good.
Alfred May OF St. Louis bites off
his wifes nose, to prevent another
mans marrying, her, and then at
temps snicide.
Too much turkey and fxenis,
killed Editor Mounts Of the Versailles
Salesman He died the day after
Thanksgiving.
A farmer of Howard county does
not mise the lose of fine 2ock Of
sheep Until they have been stolen for
more than q week.
-Unloaded guns 90 of worse thai
they kick, sometime. Five citizens
Of Mexico are the victims Of bird shot
from unloaded guns.
Patience ceases to be y virtue"
with Dent county COW. She breaks
her owners leg because he persists in
making her "give down.
Richmond has q girl hound to
marry. She earns the monev to pay
for the license, and gets him-any
thing, even . wooden man.
st. Louis has an accommodating
letter carrier. He amusss the kids,
kisses the servant girls and writes
letters tor those whom he serves.
A man of family in Joplin has
gotten himself in trouble by carving
bananas in his overcoat pocket along
with a note from winsOme widow.
Two hundred and fifty lambs
back into the fold during the reli-
gious revival in Mexico, Says an ex-
change. What of the wandering
sheep?
Nothing like having firm I'M
Outstanding. A negro of Howard
county wears q No. is. and is proud
of the honor he bestOws on Missouri,
as one of her products.
William Hong writing teacher
Of Stoutland, stole old man YouDgs
wallet and daughter, and then HE'D
away to the Indian Territory-the
gretna green for hayward lovers.
A ten-year old boy was out Of
mischief one night last week in Mans
field. He was locked up in a feed
store by mistake. A healthy howl
affected his release about midnight.
1t is seldom one takes their own
medicine from choice. Such was the