Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-10
GEORGE.
His Description Of an Interrupted We'd
ding Ceremony.

III. Description of an Interrupted We'd
ding Ceremony.
deer editur--hil jonsOns big brother got
married on toosda mite over at his gurls
house an pa s. ma went 2 the wedin an TUX
me. bill an me wos gether al mite an had
CRATE time. al the peple went up stairs
see the presunts wat wos standin on the
tables. thay was fine. l ov the presunts
was toilet set. toilet set is wash basin
an bowl an things like that. all ov the
toilet set wos not on the table. bill node
ware it wos hided an he got the other part
out an put ii on the table, bills brothers
CURL was orful mad
Just b 4 the wedin comencid bill sel me,
George, say nothin but things is al fixed
an we gone 2 haiv fun.
thay marched down stairs with the min.
istur head an bills brother an his CURL
b hind. she had wife moskito net on her
he'd an he had on vest with al the front
cut out so that Il Good see his shirt. he
luked gud an so did she.
mother man wot dident haiy no front in
his vest set down 2 pla the pianer wen thay
coined along an he banged an banged on
the keys. but the pianer woodent maik no
sound.
eyri luked surprised an the ministur an
the CURL wot was gone 2 b married an bills
brother stud out in the hall waitin the
march 2 commence. but it dident COM
mence--so thay come ahead without ami
moosic.
bill sed 2 me, low like, gorgie, put bed
Stat aerost the strings in the pianner so it
coodent pla
bill had long peace oy wire stickin out
on the side ov the doorway so wen the bride
coined along 1t caught in her vale an
pulled 1t off. she wos jest orfel mad, but
she dident no wat maid her vale come off.
then they stud up in the front part ov
the room an commenced 2 git married.
the minister sed, du u talk this lawfulli
weddin woman 2 b yure wife. Q luve her an
bay, in helth an death.
bills brother kinder checked an his neck
got red an his shirt bosom creaked an he
clenched his fist an he opened his mouth
an dident say nothin, SO be shut it agane
an opened it an sed yes. iwos rele sorri
1 him, coss the way he went thote he wos
gone haiv spasm.
then the ministur sed, du talk this
man 2 live in helth an honor in deth b
yure lawfulli weddin husbind, an du u
sware in the presence of the court that the
afydavit is true 2 yure nowledge, an will II
b true him in all your vous.
the gurl looked strait at the ministur,
au her faic KEEP gettin witer al the time an
she wos picking leaves off her dress. Wen
the ministur got dun talkin sheluked down
at the floor an sed yes so low that no Good
here it.
then bill went out in the hall an listened
2 the marriage thro the keyhole.
then the minister sed, il thay il anibodi
here wat nose OF ami reason wy this mar
riage should not go let him spit It out Or
evir hold his tong.
the ministur stopped an abote half
mint no ! sed ami thing, but thay al luked
round the room at each luther an bills
brother luked orful uncomfortable.
then bill showed open the door an yelled
in with voice like old man.
; demand that this marrige stop.
Il never seed such time in al yure life
like thay wos THAR al the women screamed
an the CURL wat was gone marrid tainted.
she nocked over n high pianner lamp an it
set fire 2sum papir roses.
then evri | yellid fire an hi an bi the en-
gines cum. the minister run out in 2 the
street with sum ov the roses wat WIS on
fire an they plade the hose on him. bills
brother wanted 2 kill the man who had sed
the weddin must stop. bill johnson was
afraid to go home aftir
p $. the weddin is put of. gprgie.
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