New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-11-05
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

Here is the latest lagoon story. according 70
1.-THE Chicago Inter-Ocean": 1t was near the soutn
side of the Electricity Building where an EXTENDED
view Of the lagoon is cut off by the island ana oy
curves An Irishman stepped UP to guard ana
said: where is that lasgoon I'm nearing
about?' Right here" the answer WIN
wave of the hand toward the water. the lrisn-
man looked at the water. the island and soma
weeds that are in the corner, ard SAID; is tnas
itq Regorra, III stale it night with
sponge"
The Object Pary 'gi SInIns
vigorous Xxi kc "a tins boot i9 ns ! on the side:
walk at this corner. WHAT'S your idea IN Keeping
Bootback2i amt got nuthin to do with t. Ths
feer wot runs this grocry store Is e5 Sse pmt how
on that boot fools e k snyS it IN one
fidi5s eur" ''''' ''''
.rhe following" writes a correspondent " is an
actual occurrence in a nearby public sehooh
Teacher-Give me a sentence with the wors
"heaed" in il.
Teacber-stop right there. Begin again. WhaS
was the lady's name?
scholar-The lady 1 mean has no name
Teacher-What. A lady with no name. Give
her a then !.
Scholar-Mrs. Smith touched Christs garment
and was healed. Collapse Of teacherJ
Fond Mother.-"And has mammals angel child
been peacemaker to-day ,r ,r,c ,ra.
a-lickin' Willie Whmpers, an when toin IN -
ston he wouldn't an | jumped in an licked the
stutln' out o both Of 'em-(Philadeiphia Heeoiu'
Edward Everett Hale is collecting the sayings
of children with view of deducnS Important
conclusions from a comparison and analysis OF
them But how is he going to distinguish mo
apocryphal from the genuine sayings OF cnldrenE
ton you are / am didn't ask such strings
OF questions when , MAS e BOY ySn had done so you
would be able to answer some OF mine'-ti"-p's'
The Rev. DR.. Miner. of Boston, is Cniversahst
as well as a Prohbitionist. AS a Prohbitionist ms
would naturally believe that the men who uphold
the liquor traffic are endangering the saNatoh OK
their souls. But as this would seem to run counter
to the principles of Unversalism he preserves con-
sstency by declaring that they have no Souls !"
lose.
Namma-Cieorgie, where Is the ) cents gave
you 20 put in the conribuon-bo for the heather!
Georgie-Im saving II for Aunt Hetty wheh s"s
comes -
heather coming here againY'-(W Washington Star.
Boston is interested in the rumor that second
Four Hundred will soon be organized in this city.
Worlds Fair anecdotes are still current. u IN;
big show has run out its time I'm the art gallery
Writes friend Il Tss sa az man nnd Woman
who stopped a minute. Then said he, 'Twon't pay
to waste time on that thing; Susan: don't you see
it says faint finished? "-tBoston Transcript.
1.-THE Boston Transcript is sure that there is
money panic because it knows OF ten mills that
don't make cent.
The worthy Sunday -school superintendent was H.
Illustrating the text Whatsoever man soweth
Superintendent i want to raise crop OF tur-
nips what sor; of seed must sow?
saperntsndspif want want to raise crop of to-
Children-romato seed.
Superintendent-very good. Now. If you want to
raise crop Of good manhood, what kind OF seed
And observer who kept tally reported THAT that
seed and tomato seed-(Buffalo Times.
A correspondent Is informed that the name OF
Father IgnatusT the eccentric Anglican monk 10
Joseph LEICESTER Lyme and that he is in deacon's
orders.
Stood a Powerful Competition visitor-I've just
come from Niagara Falls.
running during the Worlds Fair?-(chicago Rec
ord
The Mayor OF Oshkosh. Wis. has ordered that all
pasteboard milk tickets now in use in that city
be destroyed on the ground that they are active
vehicles for the propagation Of disease. An effort
viii be made to substitute metal checks.
MIR Ran %aU ~S% "e 'a"n
Is waiting, now that the summers gone -
-(Washington STAR
There are plenty OF mighty hunters Just In
Maryland. but THE Washington Star has heard
OF one who is such q bad shot that he will never
kill anything unless he grows respondent at his
poor luck and commits suicide.
Willie (who has eaten his appe)-Mabel lete
play Adam and Eve. You be Eve. and III %
Adam.
Mabel-An right. Well?
Winie-Now tempt me to eat your apple ana
I'll succumb.-Uudge.
THE Eclectic Medical Journal says that In
the continued use OF the eyes, In such work al
sewing typesetting. bookkeeping reading and STU
dying the saving point is looking up from the
work at short intervals and looking around the
room. This may be practsed every ten or hfteen
minutes. This relieves the muscular tension. rests
the eyes and makes the blood supply much better.
He Knew What 1.-Two Minutes Meant:-Caller
lat the ofice) -Ahem Good morning. Ia ike
about two minutes OF your time. . - 40 :.
Busyman-Great Scott! Can't do II! Why. IT'S
O'clock now and I've got to leave the ONCE inside
Of a--(( REGARD