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San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-10-14
+ urniture
VIM. H. Parker, Furniture

Mover. Household goods carefully moved
on short notice at rsasOnab e rates. Residence
los Buena Vista ST. OEice c. J. LangbOIz,
Main Plaza.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-10-14
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
Carriage Painters

Anton HanniCh & Son, tor the
finest ana most darable!CarTiage Painting.
30 Elm 1t. Established 1850. Prompt at.
tentiOn to outside orders.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-10-14
Lallier'S Cafe and

Short Order House. No. 325 Alamo Plaza
GUY TALLER, Propr etOr. Communication
tickets 5000 for $500, and s.. 80 for $500.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-10-14

Mission Oil Company. l.. J.
Sueltenfuss All kinds of illuminating
Oils and Stove Gasoline Is Alamo Street
Telephone 5f3
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-10-14
City Wood aud Coal Yard,

Best dry oak any mesquite Stove Cord
woe and Indian Territory Coal. at lowest
prices. Satisfaction guaranteed in quality,
weight and measure Telephone $40. J. J.
WlPFF BRO, Proprietors.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-10-14

Hermann Breusing, Notary,
Public, and soliciting agent; office Io4
east Commerce street, San Antonio.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-10-14
Miscellaneous
=. u. Math,

Visiting Cards Free, apply to
Fred Small, City CircuIator for the Daily
LIGHT, No lO4 East Commerce. Street.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
Winding a Watch.

"My watch said gentleman to the
salesman, exhibiting q costly repeater,
wares minute in 4 week. Il ought to
keep 70 the second, and 80 you repr sent
ed it to me when purchased IT, Look
at IT,
The salesman critically examined the
wOkrs through his glass, closed the e1se
and handed the timekseper 20 its owner,
says the New York S,fs.
There's nothing the matter with your
watch It Will keep perfect time if you
wind IL in the morning"
~Oh,7 I4ughed the gentleman, that's a
chestnut. ] wind IL a. a certain hour Al
night"
That has nothing 10 Go with il, -
sponded the jsweler. During The night
your watch Is quiet, that Is, IL hangs in
your vest which IS quiet. II you don't
wind il at night the mzinspring Is then
relaxed instead Of being in that cOndi-
ton during the day. 1. keeps the move
ment steady at time when yOa are
handling it, running around and more or
less j4rriRg il as you hasten about the
city attending to your daily af4irs. A
relaxed handspring at this time accounts
for the hne watches varying slightly"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
Really Exciting.


The tramp shivered so, and Looked so
cold, that the woman just couldn't shut
the door in his face.
don't want anything to eat, madam, =
he said with some dignity. 4 only
want to get warm
Well,n she replied, ~eoal Is rather
high, but I guess you can come in by the
kitchen FIRE awhile"
He came in and sat down in the cor
ne- by the grately warmeth and his en-
joyment was evident
Something to eat, wouldn't hurt you,
would it % she asked, after few mo-
ments.
"Itnever did yet. lady he said with
a wan smile.
She brought him something and he
went st It with energy.
You suffer almost as much as if you
had to work, don't you she ventured.
Not quite, madam, but very near II,
think sometimes"
Iuls winter weather IS especially Sc
we're on you, amt it,
Yes ma'am, but it has its compensa-
tions, maam," he said, with the convict
ion Of a philosopher.
In what way ?" she asked, with much
curiosity.
He took big swig Of hot coffee
Well, masm," he said, you see We
can starve twelve months in the year,
and it becomes monOtanous; but in win
ter We can starye and freeze. too. and the
extra risk We run makes the life really
exciting"
he smiled that van smile again, and
the woman brought him out half hot
mince pie.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
Untruthfui Children.

Some one asked Miss Harrison, the
superintendent Of the Kindergarten col
lege in Chicago. what she would 10 with
a child who told lies.
Miss Harrison does not believe in cor
poral punishment for any Ofsnse.
She said 1T would depend entirely
upon the sort Of lie it was" Her al.
vice in substance Was this.
Lying is too often treated locally,
when il should be constitutionally treat
ed There are almost as many different
sorts Of lies as there are different sorts
Of fevers-
For example, exaggeratiOn which
comes from excess Of Imagination. That
is 70 be cured by teaching accuracy of
observation. Make The child count all
the objects in the roon- Make him hold
steadily TO proven facts in everything.
Then there is the lie Of egotism, which
IS always claiming everything for itself
Ignore the story. Make il seem not
worth his while.
The lie which denies Is the fault Of
other people. Punishment has been
given arbitrarily. That Is TO be given
arbitrarily. That IS to be corrected N
the guardian.
The hardest fault 10 correct in a child
or any one else, IS the deep lieof jealousy, {,
the malicious lie. Il always comes from
jealousy and there seems to be only one
possible remedy. Get the jealous child
TO perform some service for the other.
Make him participate in the others life,
in some way become partner, as it were,
and the jealousy ceases
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
Beauty ana the Beasts.


Three Broadway ears. four trucks, =
mail wagon and a light cart became en-
tangled in blockade near prince street.
Il Was bitter cold, and the drivers felt
grieved that they bad to stand still
Then a handsome carriage with 4
spanking team and oil driver in livery
tried tn worm its way through the block
ade- There was a rattle and bang, an
the carriage wheels we're caught by the
wheels of a truck
~Hah, ye sWash faced, lunk headed
baboOn," ear driver yelled TO the liver
led driver, ~whar' y gavin"
~Gzbback ous O. thai cried another
driver.
The air was blue With profanity, each
driver vieing 10 Outswear the other, The
driver Of the carriage said never word,
but his face vas study. age, hostility
and euss words were struggling there
with restraint and duty.
Just then the carriage iOor was opened
from within, and rosy face appeared
budding from hazy mass Of light furs.
It was Z sweet, blue eyed, young and
very pretty face, only the month was
contracted as if in pain
What's the matter, John - she asked
plaintively Cant you drive on I'm
Just freezing in here.
The swearing ceased At once, and no
one looked John in the face. but the
driver Of the car backed his horses, the
truck pulled up litIie, the cart swung
slightly around and the carriage passed
through and rolled on its way.-N +.
Srrs
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
clubbi 1g the Official Tree.

Il j all very nice 10 say that the 0ffice
should seek the man; but these people
know very vel that this is delusion.
You might a. well ssy that spplss viii
pick themselves The boys who get the
fruit are those that climb the tree and
shake IT, And that j. hat the boys are
doing nov. They have rushed to WASH
ington by the thousands. and those Who
cannot climb .he tree are clubbing il. II Is
one Of the most striking things IN our
quarennial spectacle. Talk about patriot
ism Talk about decay Of interest in the
government in a republic. Here Is an
army Of me7 willing 10 give up homes,
occupation II they have any 70 assume
respou ibiiity, 70 eaiure criticism, in
order 10 serve their country in any cap
zcify or inc4p@city, from holding up the
Washington Monument TO learning
French in Paris Il IS q splendid onset
and exhibition Of vitality. II there hap
pened to be war, and this army we're
Uniformed. L wouid clean out any hostile
government in the world, 0fiice-hOiders
and all. And the sad part Of il IS that
there are not half offices enough fOr this
army there are ten men clubbing tree
where hangs only one apple.-HGrp>T's
Weekly.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
Vigorous in Age.


A Portland man who was al Augusta
last week says that while he was descend
ing the state house steps he saw two old
gentlemen meet aud cordially shake
hands. The short, spry old man. with
hair Of snowy whiteness. reaching in
wavy eurls almost TO his shoulder, was
General Neal Dow His friend was q
man prominent in Washington half
century ago-Senator James W Brad
bury. Of Augusta General said Sen
stor Bradbury, we're getting to be pref
ty old boys now, but guess were as
spry as those youngsters in there" point
ing to the representatives hall, amt
ws7' The old general drew himself up
to his full height and proudly retorted.
. Senator. in month shall be 50 years
olG.D Is that all?" replied Senator
Bradbury. Why, I'm 81" The apas-
tie oftemperanee said no omore.-Lesisfo'.
M Joarasl.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
Many Rare Features.

Executive Commissioner farquhar has
arranged for the loan Of the original
treaty made By William Penn With the
Indians for exhibition in the Pennsylvs-
MA State buiidiug al the Worlds CoIum-
ban Exposition The treaty bears the
signature Of Penn IN his handwriting and
the signatures made by the Indians in
hieroglyphics- The celebrkted painting
f;he treaty will also be placed on exhi-
bitioR in this room.
The old Liberty bell will be placed on
handsome raised platform, surrounded
by > gilt railing in the center Of the
rotundS Of tie state building. The
platform viii be built on rollers 50 that
the bell may be rolled out Of the build-
ing in less than three minutes in case OF
FIRE.
Mr. Farquhar has been promised the
loan Of large number Of interestin 2 his
toriezl relics for exhibition in the state
building. Many Of them viii 5e taste
fully arranged in handsomely silver
mounted showcases. which viii be fur
nished the state free Of cost by the city
authorities of Philadelphia
Among the relics which be has secured
are portraits Of William Penn and Han
nah, bis wife; punch bowl used by
Washington during the revolution, a
portrait Of Washington painted when be
wascommander-inchiefofthe continental
srmy, portrait Of Thomas jefferson,
who made the motion 70 have Washing
ton appointed cOmmander-in-ehief
plaster cast Of Washington taken shortly
after his death, General Anthony
Wayne's sword, = lace searf-pin worn by
Mrs. John Adams when she sat to Stuart
for her portrait, waistcoat worn at Re-
publican court, model Of the ship Con-
ssitution made by marine Of 20 years
service On board, q portrait Of Cheyalier
Gerard, the first French minister ap-
pointed to the United States an old ring
which Was at one time the property Of
John Paul Jones, a portrait OF Bishop
White, the manuscript Of the first prayer
in Congress in the handwriting Of John
Hancock, two silk robes worn a. colonial
and revolutionary celebrations, chair
used by John Hancock, first president Of
Congress, and the sword and desk Of
Hancock.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
Speech Restored.

For FIVE years suffered with pain and
discharge Of the throat, hacking cough,
frontal headache, weak eyes, &e-, at
times; could not talk above a whisper
lost weight continually, and not able to
work. 1 was treated by the best physi-
ciansin the county, bu; received no re-
lief After giving up all hopos I was rec
ommended to use a bottle Of Mayors
Magnetic Cztarrh Cure. After using it
for four weeks my speech returned. All
symptoms Of Catarrh have disappeared
and Il feel like q different person"
Ms. ELIAS HANDWERK,
Elk Lick, Somerset Co, Pa.
The above is one oftbe many testimO-
MAS we have received this week, and We
will publish every tao weeks additional
persons having been cured by our mar
velous medicine. Try bottle and be
cured 1t once.
MAYEzs' Dare Co,
Oakland, Md.
For sale Bye. W. BESFoRD and J. VI.
LoUTHER, Somerset, Pa, and DAVID GILD-
SEg, lockwood, Pa
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
How 10 Feed for Eggs.

Hens kept foreggs should be so fed that
they can produce them. Lime in some
form should be provided for the product
ion OF the shell. Most grains contain
some lime, bot actual experiment has
proved the wisdom OF the practice OF
poHyry keepers in feeding oyster shells
to the fowls Those fed with oyster
shells lay better shelled eggs and more
of them than those which have been de-
MED this article OF diet. The white OF
the egg is pure albumen, and to produce
a large number Of egzs the hen must as
simulate a large amount Of albumen.
Foods, therefore, which contain aibumen
lean meat OF scraps, a little linseed meal,
oats, and the Ike should be fed, says
la,ericaH Agriculf,Tis. which adds:
The yolk contains some oil and indi-
Gates the need Of some carbonareous
food Indeed carbon IS needed to pro-
duee the force necessary to sustain and
support the hen in manufacturing her
product. Indian corn and wheat are
useful to use in connection with other
foods Hens fed for ezgs should be fur
nishei with all the elements necessary
for the support Of life and the product
ION Of the eggs, and viii lay much better
than those which are fed a. hap-hsE Ird
and with no systematic attempt to fur
nish well balanced nations for egg laying.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
SOMERSET, PA, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 49, 1893.
Novel Wedding Tours.

A wedding tour Is generally supposed
70 be 2 trip taken by the newly married
couple and is usually emphasized By new
clothes, decided evidences Of affectiOn,
carriage rides ad libitum and sometimes
few stray particles Of rice in the trim
ming of the brides wrap or under the
curling rim Of the groom's high hat-for
who ever heark Of groom who didn't
wear silk bat
These signs are, however, notinfallible,
and the brides and groom Of to-day have
some very extraordinary ideas about in
Producing little variety into the ordina-
~ bridal tour, some notable examples os
which are unusual enough enough to suit
the most ardent searchers for novelty.
Alta hotel in Washington, which is a
well-known resort Cor bridal couples, is =
woman spending her honeymoon alone
Everyone knows Of the man who went
on trip by himself because his money
only allowed of one going, and he
thought that he had better be that one,
but q woman is something new IN that
line. This one halls from Baltimore
and as her husband could not leave mis-
business long enough TO go on a honey
moon trip she compromised matters By
taking up her abode in Washington for
few days, her newly y-wedded lord and
master arriving at midnight ond leaving
again before the house was stirring.
The bride appears at all the meals in
the gorzeousness Of her wedding fnery
and paIpably new ring, and does not
seem to mind in the least the absence of
her other half 50 long as she can display
her gowns in a fine hotel.
Avery wealthy pair we're welded late
ly in Chicago, and they took with them
On their bridal tour at least twenty
young folks in a special car belonging to
the groom. Another couple, this time
hailing from Philadelphia, started for
Florida accompanied by the grOom's
brother, as they two we're 20 deyotedly
attached to each other that they could
not let even the honeymoon separate
them, and a third pair, consisting of a
very little man and a tall girl, are accom-
panied on their travels by a very stout
N other-in-law, who insists on taking the
Unhappy groom's arm on one side, while
the tall wife grasps bim firmly By the
other. Poor unhappy little fellow, his
troubles have commenced early
To wear old clothes, to appear indiG-
erent and to add some one elseis eomPs-
ny to the usually complete number may
be the new way Of conducting ones hon
eymoon, but the old style with its ell
de4rments, its sRspiciously new clothes,
and is evident repagnance for third par
ties is after all the best, for the honey
moon cones but once in a lifetime and
the romance should be held to as long as
possible, for the realities arrive soon
enough without taking them along on
the very first journey.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
THE BOY THAT LAUGHS,

know funny little hoy
The hsppiest ever born;
His face is ike beam OF joy.
Although his clothes are torn
saw him tumble on ms nose.
And waited for grozn-
Bat how he laughed Do you suppose
He struck his funny bone
There's sunshine in ssch word ne speaks,
HIS laugh IS something grand
It's ripples overrun his cheeks
Like waves on snowy sand
He laughs the moment he awakes,
And til the ds y is done:
The sehocl-room for a Joke he takes
His lessons are bat fnn-
No matter how the day may go,
You cannot make him cry.
He's worth dozen boys know,
Who pOut and NOPE and sigh
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
Farm and Garden Notes.

There IS no grain equal 10 oats for feed
ing calves
The Crosby peach IS said to exceed the
Wager in the hardness Of its fruit buds.
There is no meat that varies more in
price than poultry between choice "a;
birds and 'sczl4S4g' stock.
Fattening f5~ls. yo1ng pallets and old
hens kept for laying eggs do not require
the same fOod-either in quality or kind.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19

Trzinmaker-Tve got twice as good
line Of goods as ] had last year. Every
year means d marked improvement in
our goods
Castomer-Thsn / guess II wait until
next year.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19

l have not used all ofOne bottle yet. !
suffered from catarrh for twelve years,
experiencing the nauseating dropping IN
the throat peculiar to that disease, and
nose bleed almost daily. I tried various
remedies without benefit until last April,
when I saw Ely's Cream Balm advertised
in the Boston Badget- 1 procured bot
tie, and since the FIRST days use have
had no more bleeding-the soreness is
entirely gone.-D. G. Davidson, with the
Boston Bulge, formerly sith Boston
JonrraL
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
A Woman Buying Stamps.

How many stamps do you get for
quarter" she said to the stamp clerk at
the pOstoffee.
Twenty-Five one cent ones or twelve
two cent Ones-
aDOn't you give back the odd cent
change
Certainly
"A=e they the Columbian stamps or
the Old kind 90
Il can give you either
Don't the old style ones come little
cheaper now ?"
@No ms'zm'
Il thought they would they're out Of
style, you know"
~The government receives them the
same As the new ones in payment Of
postage, and great many people prefer
them"
But, theirred color doesn't match some
styles Of envelopes"
Il can't help that
@COGldn; you sell me dozen OF the
old two cent stamps for faeen cents?
40 ma'am."
Couldn't you on Friday ?"
f'NO ma'am.7
@BdI that's bargain day in the stores. F"
'But not at the postotiie-
when IS your bargain day ?"
I've don't have any"
"NOt have any bargain day and my
husband told me the pOstoffice was run
on business principles. Why you don't
know the first principles Of business"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
Bought a Milking Machine

Uncle Jerry Hayseed, up in Sullivan
eo1nty, New York state, had fine dairy
and hard working wife and two daEght-
ers, who did all the milking and ehurn-
ing. and a worthless son Joe, who would
not work enough to earn his salt, but to
whom Uncle Jerry was holding up his
mother and sisters for models, especially
the art Of milking.
Joe, though no worker, was an honest
fellow, and Uncle Jerry had often sent
him 10 the villsge TO make purchases, and
when he heard Of the new milking-ma-
chine, he gave Joe nice round sum Of
money and sent him 10 new York to buy
one of those new English milking-ma-
chimes, as be thought anything in the
world could be found in the great city
of New York Joe came down to New
York, and hunted around but could find
no milking machine and as his last resort
he went to an English steamer and eau
tiously asked if they had brought over
in her cargo any English milking ma
chimes The captain was jolly old tar
and full Of fun, and told him they had
about 200 Of them, and taking Joe on
board, showed him the machines.
why" said Joe, those there are
girls"
~Well" said the captain, what kind
Of milking-maehines have you got at
home ~
@Milking-maehines at home ?" said Joe.
why, mother and the girls"
And don't these look very much ike
them?" said the captain. only they
are English, you know"
Yes" said Joe. But what is the
price of one of them ?"
- can't exactly tell you that" said
TIE captain. But you just pick out the
machine that suits you the best. and tell
her how many cows you have to milk,
and then ask her the price, and 1 guess
you ean drive a bargain"
So Joe selected bis machine, told her
how many COWS he had to milk and
showed her the pile be had in ready cash
to pay down, and then asked her the
terms.
The machine took him up to the cap
tain, and the bargain was soon made, and
a minister was called upon to put the
finishing touches upon the bargain and
purchase, and theE the happy Joe and
the English machine for his bride started
on their journey 10 sullivan county, and
when he got home he presented her 70
Uncle Jerry ss the best English milking
machine that he could find in New York.
OF course. Uncle Jerry was full of
wrath for time, but honest Joe told him
to keep cool and Just test the machine
before eondsmning it.
And this fall Uncle Jerry has the finest
dairy of butter in Sullivan county, and
though little sore on the milking ma
chine subject, says that his son Joe is an
expert Judge Of milking-machines, and
Joe is nov full partner with the old
man.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19

Mamma-Ethel, dear. you wrote me
that you had inhammatory rheumatism
when you only had cold.
Ethel-I know, but the other sounded
more like news.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19

Merchant-NoE here Is a piece OF goods
that speaks for itself
Uncle H4yseed-well, that wouldn't
suit Mandy. She likes to do her own
tAlkin'.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19

Dudley C1nesueker-'-YO Your noble uncle
will probably remember you when max
ing bis will
-Confo1nd il That's What I'm afraid
OF II he remembers ne its all up With
me" replied Teddy Vanderchamp.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19

Janior paFfner-Nou knox that buyer
l expected in from the west am
afraid I won't be able 70 sell him much.
Senior partner-Why not
Junior partner-He brought bis wife
with him.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19

That cure Of Go W. Turner, Of CAL
way. \. Y, Of Scrofuls, by Hoods Sara
parili.. vas one ofthe most remarkable
or record.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19

CIa1a-why do you always call my
cloak mantle?
Maud-It must be because am used
TO thinking of it as being on the shelf
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19

Clars-Is il raining out
Maude-Yes. dear.
Clara-Then wait 4 minute. want 10
ehange my garters.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19

One may do without mankind, bat one
has need Of . friend.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19
Ater Mt. Clemens Failed

A.--. PTTEsrsGE, JUSz Is. lsse
--HEVs had the rhsunaiisu for
80 lflal a. sorts OF remedies Also
t-le-ent reeio-s and did not X. any
z..5 .-l--el iuiO rhElfnaric dr0psy. ! vas
, NJ CleUeus but fouIsf % much
- IS riili=s ef Brzbua thA- I stzyed AZ
$3.50 Zee % izll, ( an able = aisrld 70
ac t1l1z u r. he 0nly remedy on
-.s-- + ~ l-r- H1elmzlie urDpsy o. Rheu
E. ~ ----ii-s sa-1e ulf1rtunate vii So this
n eNpezeuee give this tescimn-
a-.---- t.-5-sife zl1 q M ON free vii
- -l--.'i- pa i-ediciue IN the house and give
-s----. ---lsn- e. = . t1s bet blood p1ri6er
l.--- -lFane calling a. my plzce OF
- -.ii a-la Pleasure stAae all abouf ny
fs-y respectfully.
Z r. 8oDSE,
-.saor Dezizr,
Ave- Pi.tsbarE, Pa
-l5 - -sstsi tces not keep it. rFon receipt
- = q ee vill = Nc Gle boitie-
akAEXA NJ DfCISE Co.
a. Ltery Street.
PirlsourEh. Pa.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-04-19

Hoods Pills cure liver Ills, constipation,
loRsness, jaundice, sick headache, indigestion