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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-25

Great attitudes furnish q gymnasium
whore the respiratory organs are comne]led
70 DO exercised, and, consequently become
larger and more efficient.
Altitude, also, prevents instead of inducing
hemorrhage, as was the old opinion. This
fact has been well established by experience
end observation.
Prof NJ. W. Harrington, chief Of the q. q.
weather bureau, says:
Santa Fe lies in tbs driest part of the
United States, This region is extensive. but
changes in form from ssason to Season,
Santa Fe is always in it, however.
THE WATERS OF SANTA Yx.
Dr. J. =. Banter vice-president Of th,
American Health Resort association saws:
ut Is worth travelling miles to drink Of
such waters as flow through this deep cut in
the mountains aud supply the city Of SAINTS
Fe for domestic purposes and for irrigation
of the fruit farms. The water is absolutely
pure, cold and fresh from the melting
SHOWS above, or trickling from springs in
tho mountain side 1t is free from all lime
alkai or other ingredients so verv injurious
to the consumptive patient. Such water is
q great boon anywhere and OF any time. but
here, where other features of sunshine and
pure air combine to produce an ideal
climate, 1t is Of special value"
grAT1sTIcAL REFORMATION.
The annual temperature varies but littls
from year to year. The following tables tall
the tale:
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NOT ron HIM.
The Poetical Dreams of IA Sentimental Girl
Rudely Shattered.

The Poetical Dreams of "A Sentimental Girl
Rudely Shattered.
The music came softly sweetly out to
the old man and his daughter as they sat,
half reclining, on the luxurious cushions of
the gondola gayly decorated with japanese
lanterns.
The myriad of gay lights from the cor
nices, from the roofs, from tie waters edge,
reflected in silver and gold N the ripples of
the lagoon. High up along the balcony
they could see the flaming torches flicker
ing with Roman "Reminiscences, and the
white, CHASTITY faces and dark forms of the
people looking down on the beautiful scene,
while all around the lagoon, sitting upon
the wide rail of the fence, leaning against
the statuary or moving about with eager
restless tread, they could see the thousnnds
Of sightseers
In the distance they saw the simmer
ing, multicolored waters and heard the
gurgling murmur of the fountains. The
stoical gondoliers dextrously swung the
gondola here and there among the gay
craft. laden to the waters edge with merry
parties of lagoon tourists. Once in a
pause of the orchestral music there came to
them the twang of banjo, then happy
French song came ripping across the
dancing waves.
For long time they were silent. Then
she clasped her fingers, sparkling with
diamonds, across the old mans knee and
said:
"Papa, am so happy. feel SO dreamy,
like. All, the Bridge of Signs and Byron.
Oh I could love Byron tonight and Venice
too. Papa Browning is buried there"
Possibly the old man thought Browning
was one of her old dude lovers. They all
looked consumptive = probably he had
croaked in Venice. The old man sympa-
thetically sighed.
IF Byron and Browning could have lived
to see this, papa, what poetry we would
have from them! They never saw anything
to equal this"
"Well, guess there air few towns could
beat this show" the old man complacently
remarked.
How dreamily poetical Howells makes
Venetian life' she unused. 1T must be
something like this. How should love to
live in Venice alway!'
"Do you mean to say you'd rather live in
that perennial flood town, Venice, than
ChicagoS" he sharply Intercepted.
"Papa, my life would be happy dream
in Venice"
Nov, look a-here, Maria" he savagely
said, II won't have that bow legged dude
Teller of yours prowling round the house
any longer He puts you up to all this
moonshine business, and won't stand any
more of this comic opera gondolier bust
ness, d'y' hear? amt going to be padded
round in canoe by a pair Of opera bouffe
scullers. Well land and take an electric
or steam launch, something that can get a
move on"
He prodded the nearest gondolier with
his umbrella and ordered an immediate
standardization Tribune.
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HE CAUGHT IT.
But How the Cars Went Was What Both-
cred Him.


cred Him.
An Old man from somewhere beyond the
suburbs stood yesterday on Forty-sev
enth street corner watching a trolley car
moving swiftly eastward with heavy load
of passengers
THAT'S one of these 'lectric cars, amt
it?" he said, turning to a bored looking
man who was leaning against telegraph
pole.
eyes"
II don't see how Electricity can make a
car full o people flip along over the ground
like that"
You don't?" exclaimed the other, be-
coming interested. "Why, it's easy enough
to see through when you once understand
it,"
Expect so, but I've never heard enough
about it to understand it,"
ut is all matter of watts. A watt,
don't you see, is fraction of horsepower,
expressed in the technical language Of cleo
trical engineering. You know what an am
pere is, don't you?"
"a WHAT"
An ampere. 1t is quantity Of cleo
tricity that goes through the wire and de.
yelops the watt. The electricity comes from
the central dynamo through that wire you
see running along overhead, runs down
through that iron pole and goes to the
motor, which is an ingenious but perfectly
simple arrangement of wire coils with a
revolving frame, acted upon by the cur
rent, which sets it to spinning and thus
put in motion a small cogwhecl that en-
cages another cogwheel that communicates
the rotary movement to third cogwheel
fastened to the axle of the car. It's plain
as day when you get the idea"
Eyes, but howl
Don't you understand it YETI There's
sort of wire brush that presses against
copper plate connected with the motor, and
the wire is wound on the frame was telling
you about. so that when the current ente's
the motor it can 60 either way, and part OF
it goes one way and part the other, so that
the pressure is applied in opposite direc-
tions, and that's what makes the jigger re-
volve and sets the wheels in motion. The
current goes back through all underground
wire See through it now"
"Y-yes. think kind O. get the idce."
The affable stranger strolled down the
street, and the old man took another look
at the overhead wire, gazed earnestly in
the direction in which the car had gone
took off his hat and wiped his forehead
what I'd like to know" he muttered,
sis how in thunder the electricity makes
the car gop'-Philadelphia Inquirer.
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Come to the Rescue.

AS surely as any known effect follows a
cause, just SO surely will disease of the
kidneys succeed their inactivity, if that
inaction be not promptly remedled.
Come to the rescue with Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, which gives healthful
impulse to the action of both the kidneys
and the bladder, without exciting them,
like an unmedicated stimulant. Rendered
active by this genial diuretic and tonic,
they perform their functions thoroughly
and regularly, removing from the system
impurities which beget rheumatism,
dropsy, gravel, Bright's disease, diabetes
and catarfh of the bladder. The contrac-
ton of either one of these formidable
maladies is the penalty exacted by nature
for difference to that plain warming
sluggish action of the kidneys. When
this exists, not moment should be lost
in the use of the remedy indicated. Bear
in mind that the Bitters will relieve with
equal promptitude disorders of the
stomach, liver, bowels and nervous sys-
tenn, and cure or prevent malarial com
nlaints
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Where to STOP in chicago.

The perplexing question which is every
day asked by people who desire to go to
Chicago to attend the Worlds fair is,
"Where are we going to stay when we get
thereS" This is easily answered, and if
you will go to the ticket agent of the
Santa Fe, Mr.. W. M. Smith, he will tell
you.
Arrangements have been made for the
distribution by the Santa Fe company of
a pamphlet entitled "Homes for Visitors
to the Worlds Fair" This is reliable
pamphlet containing the rames and ad
dresses of about 5000 families who will
furnish accommodations to visitors from
May to October 81, 1898. The pamphlet
also contains sectional maps which will
enable the intending visitor to select any
quarter of the city that he would prefer.
Correspondence can then be carried on
and definite arrangements made SO that
when visitors arrive in Chicago they can
proceed at once to their quarters.
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Important Announcement.
no Those Who Contemplate Trip to the
Worlds Fair.

Under its new summer schedule now in
effect, the Burlington route is enabled to
offer increased facilities in train service
and fast time from Denver eastward.
Train No. 6, "the Chicago and st. Louis
Special" leaves Denver daily at 1886 a. m,
reaching Chicago at 4:10 and st. Louis at
800 p. M, the next afternoon, being only
one night on the road.
Train No. 2, the popular evening
"Flyer," leaves Denver at 1910 p. M,
reaching Chicago at 500 and st. Louis at
1925 the second morning.
These trains consist of vestibuled Pull
man sleepers, chair cars and diners, serv-
ing all meals en- route, and making quick
er time by several hours than any other
road. For full information, tickets and
sleeping berths, call on local ticket
agents, or address G. w. Vallery, General
Agent, 100 Larimer street, Denver.
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A Good Collector.

Once thrifty Scotch physician was call
ed to case where woman had dislocated
her jaw He very soon put her right The
woman asked how much was to pay. The
doctor named his fee. The patient thought
it was too much. He, however, would not
take less, and as the woman refused to give
him the fee he began to yawn. Yawning,
as every one knows, is infectious. The
young woman in turn yawned. Her jaw
again went out of joint, and the doctor tri-
umphantly said, "Now, until you hand me
over my fee, your jaw can remain as it is. !"
Needless to say, the money was promptly
paid,-Argonaut.
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PUBLIC INSTITUTIONS.

Among the more important public insa-
tutions located here, in spacious and attrao-
tive modern buildings, are the o. s.. court
and federal Office building, the territorial
capitol, st. Vincent's sanitarium, territorial
,penitentiary, New Mexico orphans training
school, st. Vincent's charity hospital, U. 8.
government Indian school, Ramona memo
rial institute for Indian girls, st. Catherine
Indian boys training school, Fort Marcy
barracks, St. Michael's college, Loretto acad.
envy, Presbyterian home missions industrial
school for girls. New Mexico deaf and dumb
institute, New West academy, Catholic
cathedral and four parish churches, Epis-
copal, Presbyterian, Methodist and Con-
gregational! churches, the governors palace,
Che archepiscopal residence of Archbishop J.
B. salpofnte and Bishop P. L. Chapells
and many others, including first-class hotel
accommodations, and several sanitary in.
stitutions for the benefit Of health.seekers.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-25

ON TRIAL.
That's a good way to buy a medi-
cine, but it's pretty hard condition
under which to sell it. Perhaps
you've noticed that the ordinary
hit or miss medicine doesn't at.
tempt it.
The only medicine of its kind so
remarkable in its effects that it can
be sold on this plan is DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. As a
blood-cleanser, strength-restorer, and
fesh-builder, there's nothing like it
known to medical science. In every
disease where the fault is in the
liver or the blood, as Dyspepsia, In.
digestion, Biliousness, and the most
stubborn Skin, Scalp, and Scrofulous
affections, it is guaranteed in every
case to benefit or cure, or you have
your money back.
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Too Late.

James," exclaimed Mrs. McNagg to her
patient and long suffering husband the
other night just as he was dropping off in
to his first doze, II am certain that heard
something moving down stairs, and I'm
sure its burglars. Get up at once, James,
and see what it is. And, oh, dear. if you
find any burglars what will you dos"
"Do?" repeated her husband with great
calmness as he got up and prepared to ex-
plore the region down stairs. II will do
whatever they want me to do, Of course. l
have never had my own way once in this
house yet, and it is too late to begin now"
-Tit-Bits
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-25

some of my customers came in to-day
and asked me for the best cough medicine
l had" says Lew Young, a prominent
druggist of Newman Grove, Neb. "Of
course showed him Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, and he did not ask to see any
other. l have never yet sold a medicine
that would loosen and relieve severl
cold so quickly as that Remedy does. l
have sold four dozen of it within the last
sixty days and do not know of single
case where it failed to give the most per-
feet satisfaction" so cent bottles for
sale by A. G. Ireland, Jr.
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Not q Fast Color.

Those who have not been familiar with
colored persons are apt to be surprised at
their characteristics, and it not infrequent-
ly happens that their establishment is
shown in amusing ways. A story which is
told by Mrs. Kendall, the well known Eng
lsh actress, is in point. She was in Wash
ington and sent for negro washwoman
who had been recommended to her. Her
English maid was entirely unacquainted
with the physical characteristics of negroes
and had never known that the palms of
their hands are lighterin color than the rest
of their bodies When the washwoman ap-
peared, the maid examined her with much
attention and not at all with appreciation.
Are you going to let that black thing
take those lace handkerchiefs?" she asked
Mrs. Kendall. She'll spoil 'em with her
black skim
Nonsense" Mrs. Kendall answered;
''that doesn't come off. She is perfectly
clean"
''Clean!" shifted the maid. Didn't l
see the palms of her hands? l guess II
couple of bars of soap with soda in it would
take the black off the rest of hcr!''
Nor could any amount of argument con-
vince her that nature and not soap had
lightened the palms of the negress' hands
Boston Courier.
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KEY TO THE ABOVE.

First train leaves Santa Fe at Sis D. M,
connects with No. 3 west bound, returning
at 7:25 p m.
Second train leaves Santa Fe at 9:05 p. H.,
connects with No. 2 east bound and returns
at lao p. M.
Third train leaves Santa Fe at las p. M,
connects with No. west bound, returning
at 1886 a. m.
Fourth train leaves Santa at Fe $40 a. NJ,
connects with No. 4 east bound, returning
at 9:45 a. M.
Nos. and 2 are the northern California
and FL Paso trains.
Nos. and are the southern California
trains.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-25

The ideas of the colored man in the
south are somewhat confused on some
subjects. An old Texas negro applied to
a lawyer to bring suit against Uncle Nose
for $40 borrowed money.
You must have witness who saw you
lend him the money.
Boss, replies the colored agriculturist
after II minutes pause, eff bring two wit
nesses wot seed me lend him de $40, can I
make him pay me back $50?
--Texa Siftings.
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Not AZ Sad as She Thought.

Mrs Sapmind-Good mornin, Mrs. Rip
pie! didn't see you at the SEWN circle
last night.
Mrs. Ripple-No, / couldn't possibly at
tend. was detained at home by fete
champetre.
Mrs Sapmind-How sad! 1t do appear
to me as eff Affections is sure to drop on us
just when we've sot our hearts on some en-
j'yment or other.-Boston Courier.
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Headache and Dizziness Frequent
Causes of ApOplexy ana Paralysis.

The most recent and profound research
ess in this direction by specialists, have
developed conclusively that the above
disorders frequently result in death OF
permanent disability. DR.. Miles Resto-
rative Nervine is the greatest remedy for
either of these apparently insignificant
causes. Nothing approaches it in merit.
Mrs. w. L. Burns, of South Bend, Ind,
who has suffered from constant headache
for three months, was cured by it. The
daughter of Daniel Myers, Brooklyn,
Mich, had been insane for ten years, and
was having from Is to 25 fits day.
Nervine cured her of both fits and insan-
ity. Sold on guarantee by A. G. ireland,
jr, Get book free.
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Pleasing q Patron.

Rural Druggist-What did you mix with
that strawberry flavor that young lady
called for?
Soda Fountain Boy-Only lot of acids
She's from the city, and made it taste
like the Strawberries she's used to, so she'd
think it was pure fruit.-Good News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-25

1IOW 110FC WHIT
What a pretty FAM" remarked Birdie
McGinnis to Esmerelda Longcoffin at So
cial gathering in Harlem.
"Yes. I had it given to me when first
came out!" responded Esmerelda.
Really? 1t has worn WE'LL" chirped
Birdie maliciously.-Texas Siftings.
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A Valuable Remedy.

Brandreths Pills purify the blood
stimulate the liver, strengthen the kid,
neys, regulate the bowels. They were
introduced in the United States In 1885.
Since that time over sixty millions ot
boxes of Brandreth's Pills have been
used.
This, together with thousands of con-
vincing testimonials from all parts of the
world, is positive evidence of their value.
Brandreth's Pills are purely vegetable,
absolutely harmless, and safe to take at
any time
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A story With q Moral.


We need more money, said j. W. Blake
of Texas, to Chicago correspondent.
don't mean the money which the old Geor-
gia farmer who in the early days went up
to Milledgeville to see Generol Robert
Tsombs about wanted. Toombs was at
the time director in the state bank.
Robert, says he, the folks down our
way Dir in need of more money.
General Teombs, who was often profane,
replied: Well, how the-are they going
to get itS
Can't you stamp 1t, Robert, suggested
the farmer.
Suppose we do stamp 1t, argued Gen
eral Toombs, how are you going to re-
deem its
Exactly, said the farmer, that was just
what I was coming to. The people down
our way air argin redemption.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-25

To every sufferer from Catarrh,
no matter how bad the case or OF
how long standing, the proprietors
of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy say
this: eff we can't cure it, perfectly
and permanently, we'll pay you $500
in cash." Sold by all druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-25
Star OF the South.

Go to Velasco for health, seasair, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, where the soil
is a natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years Is
degrees above zero. Warmest day 80 de
grees. Velasco offers the best invest
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, Velasco Texas.
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Burning the Letters.

Dear perjuries loved so well,
Dear dead believing
In these sweet written lines of his,
This fair deceiving.
Blistered with hot and happy tears,
Worn by my kisses,
Hid warmly on my breast at night,
What an end this Isl
Dear yellow leaves, dear faded words,
The red flame flashes
No elegy speak but this:
Ashes to ashes.
Kate Fields Washington.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-25

Last fall I was taken with a kind of
summer complaint, accompanied with a
wonderful diarrhoea. Soon after my wife's
sister, who lives with us, was taken in the
same way. We used almost everything
without benefit. Then said, let US try
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy, which we did, and that
cured us right away. think much of it,
as it did for me what it was recommended
to do. John Hertzler, Bethel, Berks Co.,
Pa. % and so cent bottles for sale by
A G. Ireland. ir.
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Her Preference.

Now, which kind of music do you de-
sire to become proficient in? said the pro-
lessor to the new pupil.
Oh, classical, by all means, replied the
young woman.
am very glad to hear you express this
preference.
Yes. When you play classical music
hardly anybody knows whether you make
a mistake or Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-25
Life in the Malarial Belt.

"How's your good lady today"
"She's feverish."
CAN Miss Sally?"
"Kinder chilly"
"An' yer old mammy-how's she"
swell, sorter bone-settin'."
"An'the little uns-how's they?"
"Well, they're a-meas'lin along! Won.
you light an take some quinine?'--'At'
lanta Constitution.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-25
A Wonderful Engine Can not He
SurDaSSel,

An engine exerting surprising power
is always a source of wonder, and yet how
many are entirely forgetful of the exist
ence within themselves of an engine more
powerful and enduring than any ever in
vented. Not perhaps until they exper-
fence irregular pulse, heart futtering,
tenderness in shoulder and arm, swollen
ankles, asthmatic breathing, weak and
hungry spells, smothering, short breath,
or pain in side, when its existence is no
longer to be denied, as the possessor
must know he has heart disease. Mrs.
LeBar, Fitchburg, Mich, had heart dis
ease fifteen years; had to hire house help;
lived on liquid food, used DR.. Miles
Heart Cure and all symptoms left her.
Continued use cured her. Sold by A. O..
Ireland jr., on guarantee, who will give
you the Doctors book, free
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-25
Enterprise.

Wool-After starving for 20 years, old
Potts conceived an idea which resulted in
making his fortune.
Van Pelt-- What was it?
Wool-Changed the sign over his shop
from Junk" to Antiques Truth
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-25
His Grievance.

Deacon Jarvis-But surely, my FRIEND
you can subscribe small amount for the
missionary fund as thank offering.
"Pd like to know what I've got to be
thankful for! Put 81, 900 in a new hearse
six weeks ago and only had one funeral
since got it, b'gosh Electric Spark
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-25
F FxxEEMs in cHrno sTRfp,

Write to G. T. NICHOLSON, G. P. & T. A.,
A., 4. & 8. F. r. R., Topeka, Kas., for free
copy of illustrated folder describing
CHEROKEE STRIP.
and the Tonkawa, Pawnee and Kickapoo
reservations, soon to be opened for settle
ment by the U. 8. government. Millions
of acres in the finest agricultural country
under the sun, waiting to be tickeled by
the husbandman's plowshare. This is al
most the last chance to obtain one Of
Uncle Sam free farms.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-25
Miles, Nerve 4 Liver Pills.

Act on new notwithstanding the
liver, stomach and bowels through Sne
nerves: A new discovery. Or. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad tase'
torpid liver, piles, constipation. un,
equaled' for mon, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest so doses 25 cts. sam
pies Free, ct A. G. ireland, lr'
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He Graduated High.

Allow me to congratulate you Mr..
Smythe; I hear that your son graduated
with high honors.
High! Well, by thunder! l should say
so. He spend $500 that last week-De-
troit Tribune