Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-05-10
SYMPATHETIC.

Unkind.-He exhibiting sketcb)-Its
the best thing L ever did. She (symps-
thstically)-Oh, we'll, you mustn't let that
discourage you.-Harper's Bazar.
Among shopping women bargain is
something they conld not afford when
they needed it, and which they get at q
reduction when they have no use for It
Puck.
Do you know anybody except yourself
who Ia always good tempered, perfectly
truthful, sincars and honest, and has
courteous manners besides.-Plattsburg
Telegram.
There are said by statisticians to be
about 420, 600 GOO Christians in the world.
Nevertheless, 1t isn't safe to lose sight of
your umbrella even for q moment.-Shoe
and Leather Reporter.
Insurance Doubly Sure re-Pdmus-They
say Parsons showed rare presence of mind
when the fire broke out. Ssoundus-He
did. He wouldn't let the neighbors save
any of his furniture.-Life.
Mrs. Newfd (anxiously)-Well, what do
you think of my bfcuits, desri Are they
goodl Newed-Goodi I'm sure if they
were to be weighed in the balance not one
of them would be found wsntlng.-Buffalo
Courier.
"Plesse, sir, it was $50 when you got
here When we're late you always keep
| us after school," said the smart boy
every WELL" said the schoolmsster, ''you
| shall all stay and keep me after school for
an hour."-Tit Bits.
Wife-Why, Charles, what do you mean
| by burning our old love lsttersa Husband
Il have been reading them, my dear. Af-
| ter l die, some one who wished to bresk
/ my will might get hold of them and use
Il 30 T {nE -pdnE
| Gasrocne (.tsnding In front of the
booth Of the Brsbanconne giantess at
4 Viocennss)-WhsLd do you charge for gee
man" "Sse, here's ten centimes; I'll only
open one eye"-Soleil du Dimsnche.
Mrs. de Blooker-Reslly, Mary, l could
not engage your young friend. She Ia too
ugly by far. Mary-rm very sorry, but
you said so particularly that was to look
out for a good plain cook, that thought
you had some particular resson.-Boston
Budget.
We were dining together at French
restaurant, and spied to our intense dis
gust fly in the soup. "Wsiterl" indig
naptly cried. Ny friend interposed
"Whstever you do, don't mention the fly
4 they'll charge It extra In the bill-"-D,
Arechsvals.
"FauutleToy cried last night, Nora, sDl
kept Mr.. Styles awake and in consequenc
ha is in bad bumor this m morning." "Yes
madame, but Fsuntleroy wanted to licl
the paint off his toy camel" 'Well, /
that happens agaiu tonight let him do ii
want to ask Mr.. Styles for a new hat to
morrow."-Life.
J Unfair Advantage Figg-Yor
little wretch, you have been fighting again
Tommy-Yes'm. Johnny Briggs aske-
me to give him a piecs O. my apple.
wasn't goin' to give him none of 1t, but b
said please and then, of course, 1 had to
But you bet / made him sorry ne said
fore I got through with him.-Iudisns
polls journal.
The Boston girl visiting in Chicago wa
= startled at times by the invieorsting fresh
= mess of Cook county sociability, but sb
did not permit herself to comment upon
+ adversely. On the contrary, she tried {
enter into the spirit of 1t. One evenin
{ after q more than usual bolster. for grown
3 up people, she spoke 10 a lake front dowi
! ger. "You Westerners,n she said plea
. antly, ''are not at all reserved, I hsy
noticed" "Oh, no." chirruped the dow
:, ger; 'there's lot of bon hominy In OF
8 best circles after people get acquainted"
a Detroit Free Press.