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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-06-17

If you see bicycle coming, do not
change your pace. If you stop or hasten,
it may knock you over. A bicyclist can
appreciate this admonition.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-06-17

So President Cleveland was not the
author of the phrase 'innocuous desue-
tude" after all. II was invented by o
White House factotum.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-06-17
COMBINED BIRD AND BICYCLE.
This Airship Also Resembles "A Fish and
Windmill

This Airship Also Resembles Fish and a
Windmill.
William f. McConnekin of Jersey City is
an electrician. He used to be a secret serv-
ice detective and was rated one of the best
judges of counterfeit money in the country
Since his retirement from the government
service and before it, for that matter, he
has devoted considerable thought and
much of his native shrewdness to the sub
ject Of aerial navigation, and the result is a
flying machine that is a combination Of
bird and bicycle fish and windmill that
Mr. McConnekin thinks will, when it is
completed, solve the problem of aerosta-
tion. His own description Of it is probably
the best, and these are his words:
My airship is on entirely new lines, and
it'll be hummer when it's tasle It's to
be called the pegasipede. Pegasus, you
know, was the winged horse, and pede
means foot Very appropriate, considering
the fact that my machine will fly like the
NEUROLOGICAL animal after have perfected
it and will be worked with the feet.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-06-17
wHATCOM ROUTE
foo tfrst.

tClose connection with n p. train from,
Portland and San Francisco
=. steamers city Of Kingston and City Of
oehItie make close connections at the Taco
ana with the east and west bound overland
fulI information concerning rates time of
trains, routes and other details furnished
on application to any agent, or TO
N. ID. CHETHAM,
Agent, New Whatcom.
A.. ID. CHARLTON,
Asst. Gen. Pass Agent, Cor. WASHINGTON and
First Sts., Portland Or.
- RICHARDS & EAsTON,
H"iis Street. Fairhaven, Wash.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-06-17

"The use Of 'Castoria Is so universal and
its merits so well known that it seems a work
OF supererogation to endorse 1t. Few are the
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach"
CARLOS MARTYR, D. D.,
N1w York City.
Late Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-06-17
TRAINS GOING SOUTH

I-tiag Station, TRAINS do not stop.
No. 10 daily.
No. and No. every day except Sunday.
No. Sundays only.
M. L. STANGRooM, SUIT
A BRANIN. Asst. SUIT
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-06-17

For Terminal and Interior Points the
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-06-17

Castoria cures Collie, Constipation,
Sour Stomach, Diarrhea. Eructation,
Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes d.
gestion,
Without injurious medication.
"For several years have recommended
your Castoria, and shall always continue to
do SO as it has Invariably produced beneficial
results"
EDWIN F. PARDEE. M. D.,
"The Winthrop" 125th Street and 9TH Ave-,
New York City.
COMPANY, n MURRAY STREET, NEW YoRK.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-06-17
for Infants and Children.

"castoriaisso well adapted to children that
recommend itas superior to any prescription
Known to me-" II. A. ARCHER, NJ. D.,
III So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, NY.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-06-17

steamers City OF Kingston and CITY /of
seattle make connections at Port Towns4pd
TOT passengers going from Bellingham BAy
points TO Victoria and return
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1893-06-17
STEAMBOATS, AND RAILROADS
Great Northern Railway Line

Time schedule taking efIect July u, 1se.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
When the Gar Travels.

The car is the ruler whose journeys
necessitate the most stringest measures
prudence Under Alexander II. trocps
used to be posted at short distances along
the line from s. Petersburg 10 Moscow
and from Moscow 10 the Crimea. The
imperial train vas divided into two sec
tions, following each other at a few min
utes' interval, and il was never known
with any certainty in which portion the
imperial party had taken their seats. Il
was to this precaution that the ear owed
his escape in the cruel catastrophe which
blew up the first started train near Mos
COW when he was in the second. Since
the outrage Of Borki fresh orders of pre-
caution have been given. Where form
erly a soldier stood every hundred yards
now there is one at every City along the
endless line Of rails across the immense
continent Of Russia, necessitating the
movement Of a whole army corps; this
service works with admirable precision
and eelerity. The imperial carriages are
q iron clad and within extremely com
Portable, replete with every possible ac-
ccmmOdation, bedrooms, bathrooms, sit
ting and smoking saloons, an excellent
cuisine, and a perfect system Of ventila-
ton. Nevertheless the imperial party
never enters one Of these trains without
the secret apprehension that their lives
are in jeopardy and at the mercy of the
murderOus sectarian.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
Not Used to Sleeping on
Mantels.

"What kind of hotel is tkis-tO put
a man in a room that has no bed?' said
the guest.
"And what kind of man is it ye arS
to call for bed wild as handsome bed
as ye liver saw right there before yee's
face and eyes 27 said Nora.
The man looked at her and then
around the room.
@See here, don't want any sass from
you. I'm tired and want to 90 to bed,
And if don't get room with bed in
it right off III make things fly"
"Sure, now, you can GET sass from
me and get sense for yeesself while ye
pull down that bed that's against the
Waldo it yeesself and learn some
thing"
There's no bed here and you know
it. I'll 90 to the office and see If a man
is going to be treated this way. Get out
Of my way"
And he pushed the girl aside and
started down the hail. Nora stood with
her arms akimbO.
"Did ever see the loikes O. that
The man in his own country don't know
his own bed. Sure, it's a long time be
fore crossing that knew them Ameri-
can beds. Come back, come back, l
say, and III show We something, though
it's from the Green Isle am"
But the man would not listen. In a
few minutes there was combination Of
Irish brogue, Indiana dialect and
Chicago hotel clerk culture. Culture
and brogue and the american bed"
must have won the battle, for in short
time everything was quiet on the POto-
mae Ciicqg0 Tribune.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
That Telegraph Message.

A certain member OF Parliament, a
proud and fond as a man should be Of
his beautiful young wife, was Just about
rising TO speak in debate, when a tele-
gram was put into his hands.
He read it, left the house, jumped into
a cab, drove to Charing Cross and took
the train 10 Dover.
Next day he returned home, rushed in
10 his wifes rOool, and, finding her taere
upbraided the astonished lady in no
measured terms. She protested her ig-
norance of having done anything to
offend him.
Then what did you mean by your
telegram he asked.
Mean What l said, Ofcourse. What
are you talking about?"
Read it for yourself said he.
She read; Il fee with Mr.. N-tO
Dover straight. Fray for me"
For the moment words would not
come; then, after merry fit OF laughter
the suspected wifs quietly remarked
"Oh, those dreadful telegraph people
No wonder you are oct Of your mind i.
dear. telegraphed simply: lea with
Mrs. x, IN Dover street. Stay for
me.'D
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
A SCHOoLRooM IDYL.

How plainly remember all
The desks, deep scored and blaekened,
The row OF blackboaTds round the wall.
The hum that never slacksned,
And framed about nay map and chart
And casts Of dusty plaster.
That wisest head and wsrmest heart,
The kindly old school master
Isee the sunny corner nook
His blue eyed daughter sat in
A rosy, fair haired girl, who took
With Us her French and Latin.
How longingly watched the hours
For ollendorf and Caesar
And how I fought with Tony Powers
The day he tried 10 tease hsr.
And when one day Il took the "Nexsr'
To stay some Galllc slaughter
Because quite forgot the the text
In smiling at his daughter.
And she and were " kept till four
To study after closing"
We stopped the clock an hour or more
While he, poor man, was doing.
And there he sits. with bended head,
Ger some old volume poring
tOr 80 he thinks If truth be said
He's fast asleep and snoringl.
And where the shaded lsmplight plays
Across the cradles rocking
Ny schoolmGte Of the olden days
Sits. mending baby's stocking.
Csaries B. Gong in LADIES Home Journal.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
Farm aud Garden Notes.

In nearly all cases the best time to sell
hogs is when the price realized IS suti-
cient to give a fair return Of profit.
In nearly all cases it IS best to sepa-
rate the farrowing sows from the stock
hogs that are being fAtened for market.
Even q poor farmer can give sheep
trial in a small way and increase as ex-
perienee and profit warrant.
A safe plan IS to breed one OF two
young gsows every fall, the number de-
pending upon the number Of sows kept.
The larger part Of the hog feeding
should be in the summer or early fall, if
the best grain for the food supply is Sc
cured.
Sweep of the feeding floors sufficient
" often to keep them clean The hogs
should not be compelled to eat their
food in dust or dirt.
Whether early or late, after the hogs
have reached a certain stage, it is pot
profitable to feed them longer. Sell as
soon as possible.
Pork from a well developed and fAten-
ed pig, at eight months, is far preferable
to one fattened and killed at eighteen
months.
It's a settled fact that while sheep will
live in the pastures without water, yet
they will not do as we'll
If the early hatehed chicks have re-
ceived proper attention they should be
laying by now, or within a short while
at least.
The difference between rich and poor
milk not only appears in the quantity of
cream raised but also in the quality and
appearance Of the butter.
Dsarf pear trees upon a small place
! Yill enable you to combine the useful
with the ornamental. Give high culture
if you desire especially fine fruit speci-
mems.
The rough and scrawny stock seen on
so many farms is the result OF poor feed
ing and bad treatment. insufficient food
and exposure to the weather are the
chief causes.
Poor products lower the price of the
whole good products tone up the whole
market. The man who sells inferior
stuff hurts himself and all his brother
farmers as well. Don't DO it.
Let the man who wants ito buy some
young pigs for feeding purposes pay
more money and take his choice, rather
than take the smaller, inferior ones of a
litter, fifty cents or dollar apiece cheap
er. The best is usually the cheapest with
pigs as we'll as other stock.
Perhaps the pigs are lousy is why they
do not grow snd thrive. Drip a little
kerosine-scented lard alorg their necks
and backs twice per week for = month.
A great many kicking cows might be
cured by simply trimming the finger
nails often enough to keep them from
cutting the teats Of the COWS.
Commence feeding new corn gradually
increasing the amount daily until they
are put on full feed and then see that
they are given all that they viii eat Up
clean daily.
There is no economy in allowing a
ram 20 become poor or run down during
the breeding season in fact, in nearly
all cases it viii pay 20 give little extra
attention.
Corn is a great food for fattening.
There Is nothing equal to it for making
hard, solid pork that commands the
highest market price. Swine, however
will be able to digest more Of it, if allow
ed turnips, potatoes, carrots or beets and
some bran instead of nothing at all but
corn. Too much corn will make them
eloyed"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
New Discovery.

Mayors Ma netie Catarrh Cure is used
by yapor inhalation and Is the only med
icine Of the kind ever put on the market.
By inhalation the medicine is not poured
into the stomach AMI thence sent wand
ering through the system. But by inha-
lation the msdicine Is applied directly 70
the deceased organ and the only way to
reach the affected parts in the nose. Ev-
cry bottle is guaranteed by the druggist.
Price s. per bottle. Guaranteed TO cure.
For sale by G.. W. BENgORD and ]. NJ.
LoUraER, Somerset, Pa, and DAVID Gid
NER. lockwood. Pa.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
pefIed Them with a Flag.

CHESTER, Pa, May IS" II any OF you
dare cut down that flag you viii be shot dead
for that is the law, and l will enforce IT,
cried Mrs. Rosie McQuillen deiantly to a
crowd Of P ". and B. Railroad laborers.
The men were trying TO grade part Of her
yard, Fifth and Upland streets. for a track.
and Ms McQuillen elai'Is thar she has not
received proper compensation for the land.
She nailed the stars and stripes to q tree in
the path of the workmen and then stood by
to defend it.
The workmen feared to touch the dag,
and watchman Peter O'Brien said.
d" II you take down that flag the United
States would send soldiers here and shoot
every mothers son Of you"
The attorney for the railroad told the fore
man to % on with the work, but the gal
liant woman and the Red, White and Blue
were in the way She held the fort success
fully. and the road was not graded through
her yard.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31

In almost every neighborhood through
out the west there is some one or more
persons whose lives have been saved by
amberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhea Remedy, or who have been cured
of chronic diarrhoa by it. Such per-
sons take especial pleasure in recon-
mending the remedy to others. The
praise that follows its introduction and
use makes it very popular. p and so
ent bottles for sale.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
All Free.

Those who have used DIR. Kings New
Discovery know its value, and those who
have not, have the opportunity 70 try it
free. Call on the advertised Druggist
and get Trial Bottle, Free. Send your
name and address to II. Z. Bucklen
* Co, Chicago, AMI get sample box Of
DR.. Kings New Life Pills Free, as well as
q copy Of guide to Health and House
hold Instructor, Free. All Of which is
guaranteed to DO. you good and cost you
nothing at J. n Snyders Drugstore.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31

The driver Of a roy4l blue was being
censured pretty severely by an old lady
for having neglected to stop his buss at
the exact spot wished for.
Excuse me, mum, he said. with an
air Of well initiated grandeur, yer must
Mt tork ter me ike thot speak respect
ful, please. I'm one Of them there
bloomin disin'erited viscouuts yer read
abost, what drives E bus COS they carn't
get nothink else 70 do."-Loa90a Tif-Bifs
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
Snowy Mount Hcod.

\ party that made the ascent Of Mount
Hood, in Oregon, as far as Government
camp, on Apsii 10, report al unprece-
dented depth Of snow on the lover side
ofthe mountain. In other years at this
season snow has not impeded travel to
the point named, and none OF the party
we're equipped with as much as oven =
shoes. After leaving the toll-gate it took
them twenty four hours to make nine
miles, and the greater part Of the road
lay through snow three feet deep.
ave finally reached, says the chrOnicler
Of the expedition, ~the location Of my
cabin at Government camp, but there
was no sign Of the eabin-nothing but a
level expanse of white snow, hemmed
in on all sides by the forest. After dig
ging for three hours We managed 10 an
cover the roof Of the cabin, which was
under eleven feet of snow Another
hours work was sufficient to get indoors,
and we soon made ourself comfortable.
We remained there under the snow for
four days, and during the whole Of that
time a big snOwstOrm was raging on the
mountain and around Us. The greater
part Of our tine indoors Was spent in
the manufacture of snowshOes, for which
purpose We used splints and twigs of tir
wood. With these clumsily made, but
very seryiceable shoes, we succeeded in
making the descent quite easily" An
old settler whose residence on the noun
tain dates back to 1853 says that be has
never seen such vast quantity of snow
there before, and he predicts disastrous
floods in the Willamette valley this
spring.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
See the Worlds Fair for Fifteen
Cents.

Upon receipt Of your address and fif
teen cents in postage stamps, We will
mail you prepaid our Souvenir Portfolio
Of the Worlds Columbian Exposition,
the regular price is Fifty cents, but as we
want you to have one, We make the price
nominal You will end it work Of art
and thing to be priced. 1t contains
fan page views Of the great buildings,
with descriptions Of same, and is exeeu-
ted 10 highest style Of art. If not salts
fed with it, after you get it. We will re-
fund the stamps and let you keep the
book. Address
Il. Z. BrckLEx & Co, Chicago. III.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31

A Godssnd is Ely's Cream Balm.
had eatarrh for three years Two or
three times a week my nose would bleed.
thought the sores would never heal.
Your Balm has cured me.-Mrs. NJ. A.
Jackson, Portsmouth, y. II.
Twas 50 much troubled with catarrh il
seriously affected my voice. One bottle
of Ely's Cream Balm did the work. My
voice IS fully restOred.-B. F. Liepsner,
A. NJ, Pastor of the Olive BAptis, Church
PhiladeIphia. Pa
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31

A little boy named Harry is apparent
ly never 50 happy as when listening to
his mothers fund Of Bible stories On a
sunday, after the little fellow had been
an attentive listner to the story Of Samuel
he left the room, and his mother, wish
ing him suddenly for something, called
" Harry :" knowing he was in the next
room and could not fail to have heard
her, she twice repeated his name, anu
then in an annoyed tone, going to the
door. spoke quite sharply Harry, l
have called you twice why do you not
answer" WELL came. the response,
" the Lord called samuel three times,
and He didn't get mad about it."
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
Ointment.

A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes,
letter, salt Rheum, Scald Head, Old
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema, Itch,
Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples and
Piles. It Is cooling and soothing. Hun
dreds Of Gases nave been cured by it af-
ter all other treatment had failed. 1t is
put up il 25 ald so cent boxes.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
Hoods Cures.

In saying that Hoods Sarsaparilla
cures, its propriet0rs make no idle or ex-
travagant claim. Statements from thous-
ands Of reliable people of what Hoods
Sarsaparilla mas done for them, eonelu-
sively prove the fact-HOODS 5 Sarsapa-
rilla cures.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
suckIen 5 Arnica save.

The best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises. Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores. letter, Chapped Hands, Chill
blains, Corns. and all Skin Eruptions,
and positively cures Piles, or no pay re-
guired- 1t Is guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction, OF money refunded. Price
% cents per box For sale by ]. y. Sny-
der.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
strong Man Not Strong Enough.

NEW YoRS, May ls.-Trying once too Oft
en- the feat of holding together two horses
urged in opposite directions. BlOndin, the
strong man" received fatal injuries al
Coles Circus. which has been giving exhioi-
tions in Northern New York. At Lake
Placid the horses used had been lately pur
chased, and were never before in the ring
They became frightened and reared and
plunged, and BlOndin, in bis efforts 10 hold
them. rCp,ured blood vessels of the head and
chest. He tainted from loss of blood. and
soon sfter be was carried from the ring be
died.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31

Wife Ito husband, whose loud snoring
keeps her awake)-Charlie, Charlie, do
stop snoring Turn over on your side.
(Nudges him.
Husband, only half awake, grunts
turns on his side and continues to snore.
Wife has happy idea Remembers a
line from an article called How 10 Pre-
vent Snoring" Gives her husband a
second nudge, which elicits another
grunt. "Oh. Charlie, if you'd keep your
mouth shut, you'd be all right -
Charlie (still semieonsciousl So would
you EreLanq..
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31

Physicians generally fail to recognize.
the Importance of This fact. but treat tiio
organ Itself instead Of the cause OF the trouble
The noted specialist Franklin Miles. N. D..
LII B., has given the greater part Of his lie
TO the study of this subject, and the rrn ip3l
discoveries concerning IL are due % hi- eao RI
DIR. Miles Restorative Neryinc. the uuri4
vailed brain and nerve food, f. prepared on the
principle that all nervous anG many other
difficulties originate from disorders Cf the
nerve centers. It's wonderful success incuring
these disorders is testified 10 by thousands il
every part Of the land.
Restorative Nervine cures slccplessness.
nervous prOstratlon, dizziness, hysteria- sex
uai debility, st. Nirus dance. epilepsy. etc. II
j. free from opiatcs OF dangerous drug. II
Is sold on a positive guarantee by ali drug
gists. or sent direct by the DR. Miles Mcdi al
Co. Elkhart. Ind, on receipt Of price. Il per
bottle, six bottles for s5 express prepaid
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31

she-"They haven't hung your pict
ure up yet, have they
He-"No."
She-~What are they waiting for?"
He-'A balloon"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31

~ 49, ~
vitality necessary 70 ln-
sure their health. The
pneumOgastric nerve, IS
shown here. may be said
% be the most important
OF the entire nerve syS-
TEN. a. It supplies the
heart lungs, stomach,
bowels. etc, with the
nerve force necessary 10
keep them active and
healthy. As viii be seen
by the cut the long nerve
descending from tn e
base of the brain and
terminating in the bow
els Is the pneumOgastric,
while the numerous lit
tie branches supply the
heart. lungs and stOm-
ach with necessary Vi
tality. When the brain
becomes in any way dis
ordered by irritability
or exhaustion. the nerve
force which IL supplies
is lessened. and the or
gans receiving the di-
minished supply are con-
sequently weakened.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
The Human Electrical Forces
How They Control the Organs
Of the Body.

The electrical force Of the hum body. a1
the nerve fluid may be termed, T. ~ cspe-
ciaiiy attractive department oi scic-c1. = #
exerts 50 marked an influence cn the health
OF the organs OF the body Nerve force l.
produced by the brain and conveyed by
means of the nerves 70 the various Crg,-us Of
fl.o bodv inns sl1r,DIvfn- the latter with li1a
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31

Your baby is very pretty, Mary, but
it is extremely diminutive. I don't
think ever saw smaller baby"
That Isl dispensation Of Providence
dear"
q How sO?7
We live in a fiat and we wouldn't
have room for larger one"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31
It's Used Different from any
Other Medicine.

Our advertised agents and all drug
gists are instructed to return the money
to any one who fails 10 be cured by
Mayors Magnetic Catarrh Cure. Price
one dolias for three months treatment.
This is saying a great deal, but it has
never failed. For sale by druggists or
address
THE MAyERs DRUG Co,
oakland Nd
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-05-31

Clerk--M Madam, is this the cash boy
that took your parcel ?"
Customer-"I think not, for he was
about the age Of that boy when he
started with 1t"