Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-04-15
LOCAL JOTTIN9S.
Try Tracy's Corn Cure.

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Don't trust men who write epitapbs
Ihey are all monumental liars.
Though languor's the rule At this season,
1T meth In Sessen quite clear
That people should be more elastic
| when cometh the Spring Of the year
This mornings train brought w,
carloads of freight and Is passenget
to HALEY.
Il never tried 10 put on STYLE" sale
the carpenter. "1'm . plane, every
day person"
Cigars by the box, at Tracy's drug
i store.
i 1t doesn't follow that because
man is known as a "axt" that be j.
level headed.
i Baggs - Were you loaded
RaRcs-I suppose so; l found m,
pockets we'll riaed.
"Oh, we'll, get some good for m,
trouble" as the applicant said when
he got back home.
The commissioners of Logan have
fixed the tax levy for the current yea,
at 81 80 on the 800.
"The best is the cheapest" The
Travellers Life and Accident Insur>
ance Company ls the cheapest, strong.
est, best in the world.
LENNON & BOONE, Agents,
HALEY Idaho.
"Here's another blow at American
agriculture" said the farmer when he
saw a Cyclone coming.
Travel between Bellevue and Halle
has been resumed, the supper road"
being practicable for teams.
The person who especially "poin.s
with PRIDE" is the girl with new en-
gsgement ring on her finger.
Colonel G. V. Bryan, John Con
dron, and Texas Angel came in from
Boise by this mornings train.
The Rev. Mr.. Sadleir will preach in
the Methodist Episcopal Church, in
this city, every Sunday, At IL q. m.
and y. IN. All are cordially invited
to attend.
At the last state ball in Berlin
woman fell into fountain of per-
fumery. She was scent home.
The man who puts in his time waits
ing for something to turn up generally
finishes by being turned down.
The stars which one sees upon being
knocked down furnish the fierce
light that beats about the thrown.
More than one office-seeker through.
out the country who has been keeping
his ear to the ground has got ii frozen
stiff.
Go to Tracy's drugstore for Paints,
Oils and Window Glass.
When Anarchists throw q bomb in
a dwelling they may be acting badly
and yet succeed in bringing down tie
house.
"Put me under ground!" said the
trolley wire, Indignantly. mot much!
It's nv business to put human beings
there
Hon. l. w. Garrett received a
dispatch, this morning, stating that
his mother had just died in Elgin,
Oregon.
"Here ! am" said a Government
clerk who had seen one superior and
one subordinate discharged, "between
two fires"
People can now keep clean with
comfort. The baths at the Alturas
are given now in the finest and most
comfortable manner. Open for every.
one. Fifty cents each.
The man who cannot read is a great
catch for u jury trial. The lawyer for
the defense can make up the mans
mind for him.
"This is making game OF things"
said the restaurant keeper, as he
dumped yesterdays hash in,o the
EQUAL potiie" dish.
Increase the appetite BY the use OF
Ayers Cathartio Pills. They cause
the s,om acl, liver, and bowels to per.
form their function properly, do not
debilitate, by excessive stimulation,
and are not irritating in their action.
As an aiter-iinner pill they are une-
qualed.
81 have changed my politics." said
the counterfeiter as he was handed
over to the warden. ~ am no longer