New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-11-20
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

Dean Hoffman, OF the Episcopal General The.
o,oy,cal Seminary recently said that Trinity SchooS
IN this CITY Is the Oldest institution OF It's KIND IN
the State This declares The CHRISTIAN i"'
tellgencer" lis entire mistake III oe'e"'s
seventh-st adjoining the new Collegiate Churei' az
tire corner OF West End-ave.. Is a building efec'eo
for the accommodation of a school which ante'
dates Trinity School by more than threequarters Oh
century. According to the Dean. Trinity scnoo'
uas founded in 1903 but the Collegiate School was
established In 1885, Adam Roelanstsen peihs "s
first teacher. II Is without exception inc oi'ees
school in the country, for Harvard was NOT oegu"
until 1885, nor William and Mary Till 1885, nor ia''
| til 100
His f-Respect-TrampAl my troubles come M:
from cari-playin', mum. ] lost me sei-respee" q"
then didn't care what became OF me: ,,
should think you would have lost your self-respeeS
Tramy--Yes, num- A man can h WL w Wasriv
| respect wen he always loses'-'>e""
This "a the way the musical critic OF The Weoo
civ ,,Io) Times describes pianist The soit'
sweet tones blended with Wild rollcXihg purS'S Al
/ ecs,atic measures dying away again until the room
seemed filed with the requiem notes Vi d gyms
silver Senator Then the bright, racy i'ea..'es
would chase each other through the proiu''o' "'""
the crescendo skip the s;accato. ana OH asa'n
into the fields Of bright melody and classic diction
A Serious ErrorI stoed a womans b new v sS
bonnet oncet" said the retired burglar nut yvu
cam bet Your he IL i go into the business again
| won't steal another one 49,. d no, Won sen,
Did the woman run you GOWN a"u SCI wv ~
up?' M, ,oor tho thing home and gave il
TO me wife and she never let up on me siii sus
her n 500 dress to go with the bonnet. sec! -uh'
dianapcis journal.
Some Of the Chicago papers have treated Mr.. w.
y, steod and his attempt to elevate the moral tone
Of Chicago with considerable hippaney Inc
Journal" for instance. says: He came 10 US IN
= ,erioa Of civic trial. The closing days OF the
Worlds Fair the amented death OF our Ss'o
and the strife OF election over an issue ina. was
executed and buried six years ago, had snsh.y
modided our usual exuberance OF spirits. WIN the
s,on-aosh Of a clown In a pantomime he jumped
,,,o the midst of us and began belaboring us with
n snlit single As It made terrible noise. put
did not hurt the impression humorous rather
than punitive.
Daniel Webster liked to make remarks OF char
( acter Intended to puzzle simple minds stopping 10
dinner day at country inn on ns WAY 10 to
Marshheld. he was asked by the hostess ssswsr ni
usually had good appetite iMadam answ 49,
Webster II sometimes eat more thah 90 a' o'neE
times, but never less."-tArgohaut.
The so-cal,ed Russian thistle. which has become
such n nest IN the Northwestern states, Is NOT
uronerlv thistle at ALL but an annual nearly
allied to the saltworts. 1t has done more than
5000 coo damage 10 the crops last year III was
accidentally introduced seventeen years ago, IN some
aaxseed imported from Russia by a man In Scot
land : d. IL IL estimated that IL will cost fully
50 600 OOD 10 eradicate il, and the Department OF
Agriculture has been appealed to 10 take the matter
In hand.
To Be IN the Fashon-"Now that We are In
position 10 enter society Edmund, said Nine.
What Is IL. Marla?' Queried Mr.: Newrche.
Isn't YOUR new carriage good enough?'
That's all right. dear" replied Nine. Newrche
But | do wish you'd get OF those receivers
that 40 many men are having now'-tChicago
Record
man In Illinois IL making a good living b. WRIT
! ing to hard drinkers. that II they will send him
dollar he VIII impart to them an intalble cure
for drunkenness When they comply with TINS
request. he sends them neatly printed card pear
ing the words. Don't drink anything but water.
4 Cheerful View.-The Posslms,--Co you really
think the world VII ever BE- ChrstiGnized' A..
The Optimst-You bet ] do. And, al ne :I.u VIC
heather beiI. wiped out by these mscnuie S u,s
nowadays. IL went be long. either 'un''a'afo"'
Journal.
That fine OLD Tory organ. The Toronto r'np"e.
has = column and u half editorial entitled Tahau"
Cen Hold Her Own" This Is slightly inaccuta'e
az she did not succeed I'm holding tue "''oA
Canadians who are now living In this country
Host--I hate to serd you out in such clustering
night this old fellow. ,,,,.
Guest-lt Is raining pretty hard say eou'u"
you loan me your unbrellay
Host-Certanly: aDd--er-I guess II! walk noms
with you myself ! really need the eAeFcass
Judge