New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-01-27
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

| Chicago journal has coined new word, vertabls
monstrosity 1t says the Panames' are denOuncine
| Herr a traitor
! With that proverbla perception with which an
Engishman gets to an American joke, one Of them
| said what bad grammar, don't you Know instead
Of saving where am at p why didn't the fellow saw
| where is my atYr-(A Pointer
Baltimore has 3G5 churches, and claims to be the
| greatest church city in America
| President Harper began TO be hustler' early In
| life lie was graduated from college when he was
fourteen and he delivered his commencement GRAFTON In
| Hebrew.
Fair Critlcs-First Young Lady-Charmingi
Second Young Lady-ENquisite!
Third Young Lady-Divine! .
All Three Young Ladies ,togethcr)-Isn't 1t!
The remarks not made In allusion TO work o.
art or piece OF yrr lime 9 Se M bree yong ladies' baa
Just pinlha poodle tied up In blie ribbons
| -(CMcago News-Record
Dean Hole tells of sunday boy who answered
the question: What proof have we OF st. Peters re-
penance ~ with Please SIR he crowed three mes'
Ills sister while teaching in the sundayschool, asked
her class what meant by the law ana the prophets
A bright little girl Immediately responded, " II you
please. maam It Is when you sell anybody up At
! n certain service the rector seeing there was only
one aims dish provided. asked rustic to bring da
from the dining table OF the rectory and pass
I'D and down both sides OF the north AISLE "heh tns
command was carried ont the rustic Whispered III ns
recors ear: "Tve done as yer told me- ST. I've
taken It down yer side Of the aisle and up to'her' ou'
tbeyl none o. them have any Judge OF the worthy
rectors amazemenI When ne uisco'eie" '""' IA" W
was full OF biscuits!
NAV not have been In town as long. ana NAV hot
no nm I'm city WAYS, for came from country "heIe
some gentlemen did not wear their coats III pusnss
ON the summer days, and an out ol-'oWh pos Was
con sIdered dressed up II he had his shoes on put
am constrained to put these coatless men an, snos
less boys higher IN the scale o. sr IA nnderbrt
with dangling suspendcr,. who parade. me lensuh
sleepng.car from his berth to me tJietroJ' o,o
not understand why many men cease 10 ne geh,ss
men when they leave their own doorways, H. indeed
they are within them that they should 40 1ns anu
that they will put their feet on the hner upnois'e
Of n car than they may ever be able to possess'-tA
Pointer.
TIE NEWSPAPER CONFESSION.
Providence, January 3D.
Thi, date-llne on his copy comes TO view.
What scenes are brought before his busy BRAIN
OF year, long past and others in their train
The school the meadows, childhood's early home'
The mother waiting yet for him TO come
And this one, BOSTON, there he met MS iatej'
Recalls 10 mind his one and only mate,
, face and form there dwell In mem'ry's eye
lie heaves groan and vents mournful sigh
All had she lived, there's nothing for her sake
But what rd'-a voice his reveries break
where are you at? We're waiting for that taSeF
New-York Jan. %, 1893
De Young-what would you call II; proud pea nr
II vour cruelty drove me to kill myself IN your pre'
ence1 . rr,
Proud eauty-InfantcIde.-(Da troit Tribune
While certain High Churclm"n are cri"Nns
Bishop Potter for COnsenting TO speak at 'le an
niversary exercises Of the Jndson Mem'riai b"p,''s
church This week on the ground Is recognition
bv the Church OF u sect" The American Baptist
~ - Lous crIticses Dr. Judson for asking outsiders
to take part in the exercises. "Where'' IL asS'
oro the Bartists of our great cities drifting!' TO
which Tie Christian Inquirer Baptist paper !"
This city. replies: ave should say that they are
drifting to larger liberty broader fai'h' u ho'ae'
piety, and u more Christllke spirit
ROBERT BtRNs-HoRN JANUARY 25, 1879.
Sing on sweet bard. the ages sing;
THY song is Natures own, sung full and free;
Sing on of hope and JOY and human love,
Responsive hearts still echo TO thy strales,
And generations yet unborn shall swell
The grateful paudts which we raise to-day
To him. the humble cOter's gifted son,
Who lived and loved, and. mank' sinned and signed.
And brayey hoped, and, trustful. prayed and sans,
BIZ gurgling Ayr and banks o. bonnie Doom
A manly man, hundred years ago. .
In cold blood the coolest which this inclement
season affords In Buffalo, 1.-The Courier OF that city
suppests TO whom II may concern that :" tobacco
may be rhymed with "echo.' 1t Is the dinuslon
Of such advice as this which tends to deepen the
twilight OF the poets.
Do you quarrel with your neisnbor still about '''
dog coming into your garden
"No: that's all nOw.'
Buried the Ratchet "
"No buried the Qog.'-tIid- BIS.