Morning journal and courier., 1893-02-01
TIA WED.

Poor skaters should correctly drink luck
to each other in bumpers s-Philsdelphis
Times.
You never can judge q man from his ap.
pesrancs In a wedding suit-Hartford
/ Journal.
Ignorance isn't bliss by any means when
the schoolmsster is getting out the old rat.
tan. .-Somerville Journal
"How long can a man live without airgn
lit depends on the air Forever. IL it's
Ta IA rs- Boom de-sy."-Kste Fields Wash
ipgton.
Time is generally represented as carry
ing scythe. This will probably be kept
up Till 1t Is no mower.-Philsdelphi
Times.
When man inherits portion of good
ly estate he has 10 tTouhls In finding peo-
pie ready to "tsks his psit"-Yonkers
Gag stte.
Jsggs-l tell You, cir. some way has got
to be found to knock out the Infamous
whiskey trust. Seliomso-Suppose you
swear off-Brsndon Buckss~.
That will do for the present." as the
young man remarked as he paid for q boz
of cheap candy for his sReethearss birth
day gtft--Philsdelph.s Record.
''ls your son doing well In businessF'
Eyes, indeed. He changes his position
every week, bscanse he says he knows all
sbout II, and wants 10 learn a new branch "
B, K. & Co.'S Monthly.
Guest-Whst precautions have you here
In case Of tirts Hotel Clerk-we have fire
escapes from every floor All you have 20
do Ia to make your wsy to one of them and
fall of.-New York Weekly.
Drill Sergeant (gallant Umpty ninth
Now, thin. Cassidy, WHIST Is tn first
movement in bout face Recruit-Whin
the command is given yez advance the
roight fat three inches ter the rear -
Brooklyn Life.
Head of frm-I can't have you arriving
so late In the morning. sir. Where do you
ivei New clerk-At Lawnyille-close TO
the city. Head of firm-Um! see. Well,
move further away and come In on an e1-
press train--New York Weekly.
70 Initiate Both Parents-Caller-So
you mean TO be an VI. 2. when you grow
big, Tommy Politicians yonngest-Yes:
like pa Caller-Thcn you've made up
your mind to do great deal of tslkingi
Politicians youDgsst-Yes; like ma
Fanny Folks.
Then you are going TO marry him sim
ply for his money. l hope he'll never and
it ont and despise you for tt" ''Oa, dear,
nc. have tiId him jurt how 10 is. He |
ssys he knows his money is much more |
worth loving thsn himself, and he is CRATE |
full TO me FOX taking him with it."-FuRny
Folks.
Police msgis'rate--The complaining wit
ness charges that yOu stood him mp sgsinst |
the side of house, hstteued his nose,
blackensd his eye, knocked his front teeth |
loose, tore his clothes and used shocking
and violent language toward him because
he couldn't pay his milk bill MIlkmsn-
1t wstn't because he didn't pay It, y'r hon. |
or. He told me Id have to chalk il down
awhile lougeT,-Chicsgo Tribune.
a sharp buy struck Jefferson avenue |
merchant the other morning for job. so |
sVG u ar.; - bs Cfice by, ear qasIiei t,
the merchant good naturally. Yes. SIR"
What can you der Anything" ''Ths,'s
the came old answer" said the merchant. /
do you expect to get paid for doing any
thingl' You bet do" snApped the boy. /
''Eou don't expect me to do anything with /
out pay, do youi That's whs; the other |
man expected, and got ont" The boy |
took the iSb.-DetrOit Free Press.