Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-11-15
Sprinkle Of Spice.

speaks feelincly, as it were. -Elmirs
Gazette.
WHEN a baby is born it is usually
red, but it soon becomes little vel.
ler.-Boston Courier.
In carrying gun the great point
Is to point the muzzle the other way.
philadelphia Times.
CoBBLE-"How do you find trade?'
Stone-"That's the great trouble. ]
can't find it. "-Clothier.
ONE feature Of a cyclone is worthy
OF general limitations; it always does
Its level best. Lowell Courier.
MILK has gone up half a cent a
quart in Brooklyn, but no rise OF
cream is reported.-Troy Press.
The amateur photographer has a
habit OF taking almost anything ex-
cept a hint -Somerville Journal.
The prize housekeeper 8 tenant
who can hold on for six months with
out paying any rent.-Galveston
News.
SO FAR, no one has ever made the
blunder of painting a Cupid to look
as If he had any sense.
Globe.
A SPRUCE STREET girl calls her pet
pug knickerbocker because he is ad-
dicted to short pants. -Philadelphia
Record.
A GROCER who had lot of Linn
burger cheese for sale advertised it
as an indispensable bargain. -
Siftings
ABOUT all the buried treasures
most people have are the good reso.
buttons they have put away.-Galyes.
ton News.
"THET comes" said Uncle Lie, 90
the express company not hevin' their
money in old socks. - Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
IT'S no use to ask the man who is
going to have tooth pulled whether
he doesn't think this is just perfect
day. -Somerville Journal.
Il FEEL myself beneath you," as
the man in the lower berth in the
sleeper remarked to his companion
on the shelf above. Lowell Courier.
THE Tree planting Society of
brooklyn is trying to check the nib
bling OF trees by horses. 1t is GER
tainly a-gnawing.- Philadelphia Rec
ord.
Both lemons and figs can be done
without. So long as the native
peach is preserved the women will
put up with that. - Philadelphia
Times
LIFE" exclaimed the man who
enjoys being misanthrope, "is moth
ing but one long hustle for a chunk
OF ice or a lump OF coal. "-Washing.
ton Star
1T was a small suburban youth
who explained that it was not so
much the heat that troubled people
as 1.-THE general humility. Boston
Transcript.
THE woman who never had a baby
OF her own generally can't under
stand how it is that a mother can he
so foolish as to let her baby cry.-
Journal.
TIMES like these breed cautious
ness. A farmer whose poultry is in
the basement Of his barn sends US
word that even the hens are LAYING
low.-Butfalo Courier.
SOCIETY EDIToR-Here is a woman
to us to know il a grass wild
1w ought to wear mourning. Boss
Ed ltOr-She might wear green
awn.-lndianapolis Journal.
Understandable always speaks
we'll of everybody" Wicks-"Mere
matter of habit. He worked at cut
ling out tombstone epitaphs for sew
,ral years. Boston Transcript.
Mrs. Po1NDExTER (horrifed)-aI |
heard to-day that Mr.. Collingwood |
sads a double life" Miss Forty
with a sigh)-"1hat's much better
han single one. Brooklyn Life.
SHE romantically)-In what hour
u Inspiration do those beautiful
POEMS OF yours come to you? He Cab
tractedly)-The time of the noon
nall delivery, mostly Chicago Rec
I'D.
YOUNG WIFE--HOw nice it would
'e ii life were perpetual honey
noon-nothing but billing and COO
ng. Young husband-H'm! l think
could get along with just the cooling.
Miss MAY WATTS, of Boston. re.
emily deceased, left all her estate OF
5000 to her pet cat, Otto, which
I'LL be taken abroad. The cat should
ONE back with an Otto biography
Philadelphia Ledger.
WATCHMAKER-My friend, I sus-
ect you've been putting kerosene oil
this watch. George Bond-That
have. When watch goes in soak
often something must be done tn
)unteract rust.-Kate Fields Wash.
lgtOn.
Waists it true that Won got
ind OF the bank failure before the
'ors were closed? Potts-No. I
ent down to get check cashed an
our after the doors were closed. II