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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

Indignant Father--You should be
ashamed OF yourself to use such
language to your sister,
Tommy We were only playing
papa and mamma, and she said she
needed money for new hat. so |
talked 70 her like you do TO mamma
when she asks you for money Texas
Siftinps.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13
The Fate of a Suit.

Willie Slimson Mamma I'm in
love with the beautifulest girl that
most ever lived, and ] want new
suit OF clothes to cut that Bobby
Bunster out with.
Mrs. Slimson--But you have one
new suit already, Willie.
Willie Slimson--I kpow that nam
ma, but I've got to lick him in tina.
suit Judge
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13
Acquainted with Grief.

j think the Pilgrim mothers had
o harder time than the Pilgrim
fathers" said Hicks
Why" queried Dickson
why, they not only had y en-
ddre the same privations a. tue Pill
grim fathers, but they had TO get
along with the Pilgrim fathers as
well. Life.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
r. J. CHENEY & co, Props, Toledo, Q.
We, the Undersigned, have known +. J.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able 10 carry out any obliga-
ton made by their firm
WEST & TRUAx. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
O. WALDISG, kISSAN Il MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, q.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. Price zoe. per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13
His Re greet.

Sympathetic Friend-Don't worry about
it, old fellow. You'll get on your feet
again some day.
Business Man (who has just failed for
half million)-The only regret feel just
now is that refrained from ordering ten
derloin steak with mushrooms at dinner
yesterday because | thought | could not
afford it,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13
Manufacturing kniYes.

In the manufacture of knives the
division OF Labor has been carried to
such an extent that one knife is
handled by seventy different artisans
from the moment the blade is forged
until the ms trument is finished and
smoothly wrapped up for market
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13
A Kind Hearted Man.

1.-The charge against the prisoner, "
said the judge, addressing the pris-
oner, lis cruelty TO animals, and you
have been called to testify in his
favor What do you know about
him.
Il never knowcd bim to be cruel
to animals. Why. that there man,
judge. feeds his pet bulldog on beef
steak. Cruel to animals! Why, I've
known him to kick his wife for not
taking good care of his dog"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13
Safety A SSured.

Old Lady-Oh, | always get so nervous
on railroad. Don't you think we're go
ing at an awful rate!
Mr.. llluck-Ye but you needn't worry,
mum, there won't be any accident.
Old Lady-How do you know there
WON'T
Mr.. llluck Cause, I've got an accident
insurance ticket.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

Little Girl-When your lects Is
cold you mus put zen in cold, awful
cold water--mamma says so
Little Boy -Wot good does that do
Little Girl don't know, out
s'pects ii makes us think our tcets
wasn't 50 cold ~ we thought they
WAS
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

A l6-year-old negro boy living
near Milan, Tenn, was borE with
only one eye, there being no trace of
another. His body is covered with a
growth OF small hairs, resembling
wool, giving him the appearance OF
brute animal.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13
I" LOOK u,

LDtN Ut,
and not down. if you're a suffer
ing woman. Every one of tho
bodily troubles that come To
women only has guaranteed
cure in DR.. Pierce's Favorite Fro.
scription. That will bring you
safe and certain help.
It's powerful general, as well
as uterine, tonic and nervine, aud
! it builds up and mvigorates the
Dentire female system. 1t reg,l-
lates and promotes all the proper
functions, improves digestion,
enriches the blood, brings refresh
ing sleep, and restores health and
Str,opptb
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

To THE EDITOR:-Plelsc inform your readers
that have positive remed for the thousand and
one Ills which arise from deranged female organs.
Not a prescription to be filed but Will send two
bottles of my remedy Free of all cost, for the med
cine remedy and use. to any lady IL they will send
their Express and T.. q. address. I hold cores
pondence strictly confidential and forward my re-
plies and remedy In plain wrapper. DIR. J. $.
Marchis Utica, n, Y.
Nothing will do more to improve the
looks than sunshine in the heart
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

An engagement or two and freckle or
10, and volleys of rhymes without reason,
low come INTO view that the public may
snow that this is the summer girls sea,
,Cn.
A prayer book was found the other day
the stomach of an ostrich that was dis
iected in London. This would indicate
hat the big bird is beast of prey.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13
She Could Trust Him.

MotherI wish You would go to the
store and get me bar of soap.
Little Johnny-I've got an awful tooth
ache.
Mother-Does it really ache much?
Little Johnnie Awful! l can't let a
thing touch it.
Mother--Then you may also bring me a
,ound of raisins
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

For alterations, displacements, bearing
down sensations, periodical pains, and all
female complaints and weaknesses, Fn-
vorite Prescription is the only guaranteed
remedy. If it ever fails to benefit or cure,
you have your money back.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

" hen church member goes To circus,
his light or good goes clear out
Look your troubles squarely in the face
and they will soon scatter and run.
The effect of hot weather on corporation
collars is an unsolved problem.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

Ibu L 20 SECURITY IDi u man Nllb ItlS HI
gate swing on one hinge.
When Travelling
Whether on pleasure bent or business, take
on every trip bottle of Syrup of Figs. a.
it acts most pleasantly and etfertually on
the kidneys. liver and bowels. preventing
fevers, headaches and other forms of sick
ness. For sale in SOC. and > bottles by all
leading druggists. Manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co. only
Find a man who has 40 hobby, and you
find one who is not happy.
karI'- .-Oos.
The great GlOon rUriE" ul%"~ fr"~hs and ciruruesS
the Conn o "'ti "'-.lratnu IN SIC
The tramp. with his small bundle. might
get along much better if he did not have
a II his resources tied up.
No, my SON the chief marshal j. not
nine-tenths of the procession. though II,
thinks he is.
Flour Is 500 a ton in New he aland
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

Beecham's Pills cost only % cents box
They are proverbially knwn throughout
the world to be worth guinea a box
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

ElTS-An fits stopped free py DR. KLIaE's GREAT
NERVE RESTORER. No ut after first days use Nor
veious Treatise and o. 90 trial bottle Ut
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

In every case of Catarrh that seems
hopeless, You can depend upon Doctor
Sage's Catarrh Remedy for cure.
It's proprietors are so sure of 1t that
they'll pay $500 cash for any incurable
case. Sold by all druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

The nation has no better friend than the
mother who teaches her child to pray.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

"Hanson's Magic corn saIve."
Warranted to cure, or money refunded. Ask -FOUR
druggist forit. Price % cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

Shtloh's Consumption Cure
Is sold on guarantee. n cures Iueipient Consunp
ton 1t is the best Cough Cure. Is let's Scots. $la
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

Anything that is considered rude at holns
is looked upon as huge joke at picnic
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

The farmers way of heading Off this
enemies of the orchard-spray without
ceasing.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13
TO Make Money

Buy when Everybody Sells. and
sen when everybody BUYS" Thus
you buy cheap and sell dear. Real
estate is the only real security. If
you can buy thus in time of panic
profit when times are easier, Nov
vs. the time to BUY. We have vaiu-
are proPsrty listed; because Of the
one-half to one-third OF lie vai,'e
and the only reason 1t is not SNAP
PED up is the general tightness Of
me money market. 500 to $500
cash VIII secure great bargains in
CITY and farm property lust now
First mortgages at 8 per cent Tor
sale. EFT. ALLEN g. CO. Agents,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

The name bank is derived from banco, o
bench
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13
Sheia Here Again.


July hangs her banner In the air
Now freely flows the perspiration,
And maidens TO the beach repair
For summer bathing and Irritation.
Now grander is the fowery plain,
Than stately halls or splendid palaces,
And the summer girl is out again
In crimson, pink and yellow gallowses,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13
Icure Dyspepsia and Constipation.

DIR. Shops Restorative Nerve Pills sent free with
Medical Book TO prove merit, for &c stamp. Drug
gists, 25c. DIR. SHooP, Box W.. Racine, Wis,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

~ the bhDy rs cutting ieetS,
Be sure and use tlict old and wetried remedy, ME
wINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teethpg
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13

A wise man can see more with one eye
than fool can with two.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13
Female weakness Positive Cure

Scrubbing a Pig with soap will not take
the love of mud out of its heart.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-07-13
When Travelling

Don't go security for q man who lets hi
gate swing on one hinge.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03
"AfR. POTTER or TnyAsr

Thursday ard Friday nights and Friday
matinee Mr.. Potter of Vexasp viii 81
presented AZ Greenwall's opera house.
The Philadelphia Inquirer saws.
fAlT Potter of Texas" renewed his
acquaintance with PlilHdolphiaus at tue
Park Iheater last night A crowded
house gave him cordial greeting. and
the clever drama WAS enacted with The
vim and accuracy which have made the
piece q success.
Henry Weaver, IT,, filled the title-roll
"a d manner chat WINS Intensely fresh and
entertaining, and Hugh Gibson aid wei
as Baron Linccln, q retired chief justice
face, as Lady Sarah Aunerly. did some
good work az also aid Mics GtOre'a
Murray Busby aud Miss Mile Cecil
iauies charlea \ Tineay, as Charlie
Enrol was cordially received aud did
bis part wen. The entire cast was good
aud won enthusiastic applause as each
telling poiut was made
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03
MONEY lost 10 CIRCULATION.
Millions OF Dollars Destroyed by Wrecks, Fires
and Other Causes.

Washington, u. c.. Jan. I'm all
that has been recently written about
the depleted condition Of the United
States treasury, little or no account has
been taken of the fact that with each
passing yenr the ausury il large
gamer by the complete destruction by
casualty of rs outstanding obligations
How much this amounts TO-, what per-
centnge each year. etc, the best stastis-
icians Of the treasury department
have no means of definitely ascertain
ing Since lS62, when the government
began 60 issue paper money, S5Sl9,d2a-
Jos have been Issued Of all kinds aud de-
nominations mp to July /. 1892.
Within the same period 81. $50, 45l ,629
nave been redeemed, leaving Outstand-
ing on July j. lSSa. ns u liability against
the government S9OI l1f410. The basis
for the redemption of this vast sum of
paper varies gold for the gold certif-
Gates, silver for the silver certificates.
%lOO,OOO,OOO In gold MS reserve for
certain notes, and 40 on. III this money
IL kept In the vaults awaiting the Pre-.
sentution of the paper for redemDtion.
but much Of it win never be pre-
scented.
In an exhaustive inquiry on this sub
iect made by United Suites Treasurer
Hyatt It was estimated that the agrre-
gate loss on all the issues up 10 january.
1883, would not be less than $500 900
This estimate did not include the frnc.
tioull currency -"50-cent. 25-cent. 10
ceut and Scent shin plastersn-in such
extensive circulation for the few years
following the war. Untod States Trens.
urcr Nebeker carries the full amount
iesued on his books, and Ia his report
this year states that more than Sf5.-
100000 Of this fractional currency Is
outstanding, though It has practically
gone ont OF circulation. and but little
more than $1,000 was presented for No.
demption l0sl year. What little is out.
standing Is held to a great extent by
collectors. The aggregate Of United
States currency, fractional and other
wise, estimated TO have been DESTROYED
and not likely TO be presented for NJ
demption apurOyimates by those figures
more than Sl4.00O,OOO. A recent osti.
mate prepared Ia the TREASURY denart-
ment places the sum as high as 500
100000. This money can only be taken
out OF the liabilities Of The government
hy congressional enactment The nves.
LEGATIONS into this subject have shown
that most of the money lost has boon
destroyed IN railroad wrecks TINT CAUGHT
fire, though no inc0nsidcrnble ouansitv
has been destroyed by fires that occurred
N country banks, postofiices and resi-
dences.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03

uOTSEwORK WANTED. A WHITE
girl FOR general homework. Prefer one
with good references. Apply TO Mrs l..
August, corner North aud Lake streets,
or at store OF A. A l., Auguit A.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03

rAY GOULD 10 DEAp--AND EVERY
family IN the land VIII want the life "
Gren 10 read. Don't delay but wrlte w.
for TERMS and make $40 per day selling
this book Gould made his start by sell
on a NO time Act quick before your Vi.
cinits n worked by others, Address,
southland publishing company, Waco,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03

NJ y - - - ~ - - ~
b the method aud results when
Ihp of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
q refreshing to the taste, and acts
Dr. yet promptly on the Kidneys,
tr and Bowels, cleanses the sye-
81 efiectually, dispels colds, head.
h6s and feyers and cures habitual
|on6tipation. Syrup of Figs is the
|aly remedy of its kind ever pro-
|uced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
|epnble TO the stomach, prompt In
IL nction and truly beneficial in its
Iects, prepared only from the most
|enlthy al a agreeable substances, its
|nany excellent qualities commend 1t
J. all and have mSde 1t the most
|opular remedy known.
syrup of Figs is for sale in Doc
hid 81 bottles by sill leading drug.
sss. ANY reliable druggist who
hay not have it on hand will pro-
lure It promptly tor any one who
|eiahes to try K. Do not accept any
hi ttute.
jF0RRi4 Ffe syrup co.
sAE FRANCISCO. CAt.
LOUISVILLE. kk . new YORK. nv
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03

BARBER WANTED, ONE FIRST GLASS
white barber at once. ~ Alexander,
HnlshorO Tex, 2s-S,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03

50 10 Slb PER DAY An HOME. SELLING
lightning Platter and plating towelry,
watches, tableware etc. Plates the finest
tewory good "a now, on all kinds OF
metal with gold. silver or nickel. No cx-
perlcnce No capital. Every house has
Co. COlumbus, y.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03

keinp, Tex, Jan. Specially Mr..
r. S. Watkins suffers from quito pain-
I'M accident This evening h4 was runs
ming aud caught ilis foot Ia some wire.
fen down and hroke three ribs aud dis
located bis shoulder
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03

LOTION MAIN STREET BETWEEN
the Powell building and paclac Express
Offices. $40 In two bills. Finder please re-.
turn 20 Mrs. NJ. y. Groves. %.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03

HOUgEWORIt- WANTED. A WHITE GIRL
70 do general housework. Apply at corner
Blum and Pecan. 2S.3
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03
nAnnEns onAIns AND GnINDING.

CHAINS BEST ~ THn
world: HImproved Telephone razors,"
highest Glaze. none bitter L&Rcrt grind.
ing md cOucNNinR rQzcrs, cnppern aud
Sonih nrvay street Dallas. Mall etders
have fIeF seeing 90,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03
CLASSIFIED COLUMN.
AGENTS WANTED.

AEr YOt A cANvAssrR. ARE You A
pushcr- We have the seller. AGENTS make
81 70 $40 per day. For particulars address
box 40. San Antonio. Tex.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03
PUBLIC SPIRITED RAILROAD
MAN

To show the difference between n pub
lic-splrited car president and those OF
tie old focy kind. with whom the 81.
Louis public was for many years fnmil-
lar it may be well 10 rc-puhish a par
agraph from Mr. Marsh's interview with
President Chase: We put the owl cur
on because we wished 10 accommodate
the public" said Mr. Chase. I'VE be-
lieye the public has right TO expect
that much of us IL may be that the
benefits that we are receiving indirectly
more than make up the loss as shown
by the actual cash receipts. You see
there is n large extent OF territory Ia
the northwestern portion of the city at
present unoccupicd. Now, " our running
night cars VIII induce people 10 buy land
an build In that section. or rent the
buildings after they are put up II Will
help our rond. We are anxious 90 get
that portion Of the city populated, aud
IL we can do anything 90 effect that
object we are going to do H. although
it may cost Us some money, We VII
run the cars ns long as thcy take m
enough 60 pay for the axle grease. And
not only that, we will put ON additional
cars aud run them every 10 minutes IL
the public demands II, We are deter
mined 20 give the people who live along
our line the very best Of street car ace
commodations.'
The Republic refers 10 late Mr. Geo.
il. Chase as 81 he was deceased. He IS
a citizen Of Fort Worth and has been
for many years. with the character mem
toned. clear headed and public spirited.
We predict that IN ten years from this
date Tort Worth will have poulation
OF 10000 people and owl ears for the
accommodation Of night workers.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03
EMrLoaaINNT AaENoINA.

ANY oNn DESIRING SITUATIONS on
help III nny Kind will call at Burcau of
infcrg.atl0n. dDl Alain street Contract.
fniroad nne domestic help 9 specially.
dress, with stamp. D. q Turner, mana.
ger.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03

IosT-A PAIR or GOID.roWEp EYE
piasscH with part of cbnin attached be.
liver and get reward &C Mansion hotcl.
300
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03
THE REsr SMOKING

Tobacco 10 A,senca. Cot and Sash,
two ounces ior cs-is,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03
hIli

FOREMAN WANTED, A FOREMAN FOR
Job Office. state loWcat wages and give
references. Jackson, care Of the Fort
Worth Gazette, -
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03
CLASSIFIED COLUMN.



Ali persons seeking employment or oeelr-
ing hcip OF any character arc Invited e use
tlils column free 81 charge. such advertise
uie1ts moi 10 exceed three lines.
Notes Of articles lost and found IN this
column. not exceeding three limos. VIZ
also be inserted free
n Is the desire OF The Gazette 70 facilitate
the search OF persons Tor employment rnd
The recovery q lost property. aud all cor
daily invited 70 use this column for such
purposes
SPECIAL NOTICES.
Parties answering advertisements below
must address the advertiser nnd not The
Gazette ns this paper has nothing 20 70
with Che Advertisements further than TO
print them.
The Gazette cannot undertake 20 forward
replies unless prepaid aud addressed enNei-
Opeq accompany advcriiacm enta.
No personal" notices printed unless 40
c0mpnniod BY tho name OF advertiser.
Advertisers Rhould remember thet letters
directed to initials only, are not delivefcc
Through tho nostoince. II Initials arc uatu
they should be addressed 10 the care ~
H0mc person. firm or postofilce box. Advcr-
tiscments can be left az our Office OF SEM
thrugh the mail 60 The 0ozctte, Fort
Worth Ter.
IN answering advertisements mention this
paper
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-03

HOUSEWORK- WANTED, SOME ONE
20 do general homework Tor family or
preferred. Call ut 1l0j Dust weather
ford street 2N-f