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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1893-05-16
UNA OPINION
[ De La Correspondence


Por la entrevista que celebrate I'm
yeportey de csc apreciable diario con
Ell presidente del partido autonomista
y que publica anoche LA CORES
PONDENcIA, nos enteramos de las
acIaraciones del sefior Blanco, para
.iustif7car su actitud en- la reception
de los Infantes
Pasamos por alto ciertas acusaeio-
nes de caracter grave, que contes-
tara quien deba que embozadamen-
te Sc advierten Ell las palabras del
seflor Blanco, quien habla mucho de
sensatez y a renglon seguido no tiene
reparo en- declarar que hay qulen Sc
encuentra mdS que H0nesfa dlsfancta
az la ley y de Ia bafyia. acusacI5n
muy propia para dicha por ell B0lefzH
A1erc9ntfI 8 La Integ7idt7d, pero no
por ell jefe de los autonomistas, cuyos
lab;os no deben abrirse para decir
tales .cosas en- ocasion en- que Sc diri-
ge un periodico de los meritos y
honradez politica de La Denoe'acia.
Para discufir. una idea. no es precise
acusar. pues este procedimiento que
da para los incondicionales.
FL sefior Blanco no ha logrado des-
vanecer algo que dijo La Democracaa,
que nosotros recalcamos aquf. <
es 10 siguiente: En- muchos distritos
de la isla, las candidaturas autono
mistas hubieran triunfado en- las pa
sadas elecciones. Pero el senior Blan-
co predico ell sacrificio del voto que
es ell mas grande que puede pedirse I;
puesto que ell derecho de votar es ell
mas grande de un ciudadano \ Sc
consume ell sacrifcio, y los pueblos
autonomistas conharon sus intereses
a los incondicionales Porque el Direc-
torio-especialmente el seTior B,anco
-apelo a la dfgufdad Polftfca y al
dec0y0, declarando que Ell partido Sc
encontraba en- perenne protesta, has
ia que Sc lie considerase como es de-
bido, y aconsejando con su autoridad
de jefe el complete alejaniento de
las manifestaciones de la vida p1blica
El partido cumplio con su deber.
viviendo desde entonces, Ia vida pa
silva del retraimiento. ST el partido
sacrifice Ell voto, y Sc despidio de la
vida p1blica, ell jefe del partido debio
como tai sacrihcar la reception Official
y el banquete Official
Como republican, como caballe-
70 creemos que el senior Blanco pudo
hacerlo todo puesto que entonces
la responsabilidad de su actitud hu-
biese recaido en- su persona pero no
como presidente de un partido que
sc encuentra eli condolences compile
tamente e.rcepcfouakeS.
FL gran argumento del presidente
del partido autonomista. consiste en-
decir que ha hecho bien en- hacer 10
que hizo. porque es / LA PRIMERA
VEZ +! que ka,nnci0u 1ec0n0ce del mo-
40 mis- exbifekto Ia legafldad del par
tfao unt0n0miSta bUeyt0yyI9Us11o, 10
cual es uno de esos so6smas propios
del talento del senor BIanco. El go
bierno CONTINUAMENTE estd re-
c0u0cfend0 az M Dtod0 erbkictt0 la le-
gslidad del paitido autonomista puer-
torriquen desde el momento en- que
eonsiente Ia erfSteucia de ese baytfao y
a2Dtite su rebreseHt1cf6u en- Coytes y
Saueioua Lr pyobaganda de sU Cyedo
Sc necesita caerse de On nido para
no conprenderlo. De modo que ese
.reconocimiento de la legalidad del
Paitido autonomista que atribuye al
gobierno el sefior BIanco. por ell he
cho de la invitacion, no signifca ma
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1893-05-16

Des9raciadamente ioa mascarones hacfan
Reatos. los follajes enredaban graciosa-
mants los frutoa Wblgaban III extreme de
mn rama, eacuchnndo las aueias del ioven,
per0 ain trasmitiras
Eato era domnsiada poesia, cnando - me-
caeitaba nn POGO mas lie prosa para dar 4
conoces sn existencia Ia ioven.
Habisndose convencido Maximo de Ia inu-
tilidad de aua pasooa, pens6 On cambiar de
fSeticn. Abandonando aa marchas y con-
trmmarohaa in1tilea por NJ momento. de-
iando M lado los snspircs establishments
impotentaa paris abrir Ia pnerta del hotel
herm6ticamente cerrada, procedi6 de otta
iaanera. Tres diaa daapues conoci6 Al prs !
pietario dc esta casa y supo que Sc llamaba
Longpr6, que sra magistrate jnbilado, VIM
DO, cue tenia setenta y dos amos de edad,
asi como que Ia ioven era ~ Meta. Ia cual
sataba hn6rfana. se ilamaba Alicia, tenfa
dieciocho afioa, alg1n dia heredarfa Ell
abuelo y una Tia muy anciRna.
Dobemoa hRcer conatar que esta Ultima
consideration no produjo efecto alguno en-
Mkximo Conocfa el nombrs In situaci6n
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1893-05-16
MARIANo ABRIL.
A DIESTRO Y SINIESTRO

Antes de venir dola Eulalia y don
Antonio algunos colegas, explicita 8
implicitamente. opinaron que los II
berales no debfamos acudir a los
festejos.
Acudi6. en- nombre de todos, el jefe:
y los colegas callan.
Como al pals no GUSTAV las incog
nitas, seria iltil que emitiesen sus
respetables opiniones FL Clamor, La
Re0ista y La RepabEica.
HabIen pues que de tai modo,
aunque IN tanto mas Sc escriba,
sc sabra 81 es bueno todo
cuanto desciende de aryiba.
La Ilustraci6n Espd55ola publica la
fotograffa de los serenisimos Infan-
tes que viajan-dice-hdcia Cuba y
Chicago.
Puerto-Rico qued6 en- el tintero.
Puerto Rico no entro en- la cuenta.
Estaba al paso y ique remedio /!
Ell rasgo caracteriza 4 la penfnsu-
la entera
ALI nad1e nos conoce.
ST nos nombran hay quien pregun-
te en- que latitud queda csc puerto dc
Ia Ha6dUG.
Es la preterici6n llevada sus 1lti-
mos extremes.
Y q pesar de todo este
no Sc nos debe olvidar
pagamos un presupuesto
algo mas que regular.
Las damas de Cuba han asistido 4
las recepciones palatinas.
Las damas de Puerto-Rico Sc con-
tentaron con asistir a La Gonzales
cencia.
En- ell besamanos, en- el banquete,
no hubo sitio.
De Crba recibimos siempre lee
clones oportunas.
Los huespedes regios llegaron en-
la manana del dia 9.
El 10 salieron hacia aca La Lascho
Y El Pafs.
Y no traen noticia de que el jefe
antonomista senor Galvez visitara
& SIS AA.
Ese no es un argumento
al rev6s
en- pasarse de cortes
no hay ninguna falta es
question de temperamento.
Hace dos dfas, en- ell vapor directo,
sali6 de esta terra don Pablo Uba-
ri.
Va enfermo.
Ojala que recupere la salnd, la
agihdad, la vida: que los medicos de
Europa estirpen de raiz sus dolen-
cias; que cesen sus horribles sufri-
mientos.
Y 81 ha de volver como So marcha,
intransigente, d6spota; 81 ha de aho
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1893-05-16
PEGA, PERo EsCUCHA


Hemos leido con calma J discutido
con mesura. "A las frases amargas
del senior Blanco no es facil contes-
tar. Tiene nuestra pluma impetus
viriles que dormitan ahora. Sc tra-
ia de M viejo combatiente levanta-
mos el coraz6n. Pase por ahf ell
insulto con su in1til vocerio. No nos
molesta. Hay, no obstante, un pun
to que exige de nosotros en6rgico
reproche.
LA Dem0cyaela - dice Ell senor
Blanco--confunde & Espaiia con la
monarqufa al jefc irresponsible del
Estado con el gobierno responsible; +;
los Infantes de Espafia con Maura
y Sagasta, su fdolo de aver. al pueblo
Puertorriquefio con el pequefio grupo
dc sus redactores " colaboradores, a
los autonomistas, nn partido legal y
altamente Patriotico, con los qne no
pHedeH m0SfyaySe, SIN DUDA POR HA-
LLARsE MAS QUE HoNEsTA DIsTAN-.
OLA DE LA LEY DE LA PATRIA !"
tQu6 .es estos En- boca de an
liberal, de IN correligionario, ell ar
gumento eterno. la eterna chachara.
Ia miserable garrulerfa del PATRIOTS
mo Z
tQue es estof / In boca de un
caudillo de nuestras legiones la ini-
cua sospecha inventada, utilizada Y
desacreditada por nuestros torpes
enomigosg
Cuando ellos arrojan, por viejas,
al arroyo, esas armas / las recoje Ell
sefior Blanco para esgrimirlas contra
La DEMoCRAcIA que es toda franque-
"a y lealtad
ri dia en- que este peri6dico ad-
vierte cue alguien, por alta que sea
sn posici6n, por grande que sea su
prestigio, traiciona las ideas, le des-
cubre ante el pals sin embozarse en-
la yaga reticencia.
Quien de tai guisa procede, tiene
derecho exigir los demAs identica
conducta, noble v leyantada. La
acusaci6n es gravfsima: concretela
81 senior Blanco. Busque nuestras
colecciones escoia I'M bouquet de
pensamientos ac1senos ante los
poderes nacionales.
Noaotros rati6camos todas nues-
tras frases, una por una: nosotros,
desde que vinimos 4 esta liza en- que
tan hondos desenganos SO recogen,
trabaiamos poy hGcey pat,.ia, por le-
vantar ell espiritu de nuestro pueblo,
por infundirle los brios que otros
atro6aban, por conseguir que Puerto
Rico sc manifesto celoso de su NOM
bre de su honra. / Es un pecado9
Castignesenos. B Els una culpa3 Con-
denesenos. / Es un crimen Reprf-
masenos.
/ No es pecado, nj culpa, nj crf-
men Pues calle la calumnia y bus
que caminos mas amplios la intriga.
La ley La patria! Dentro de
elias estamos. Bajo la egida de la
una, bajo la bandera de la otra Sc
desenvuelve nuestra propaganda: So
mos de los qste paeden naostrarse y Sc
muestran dc los que pueden COM
batir combaten, dentro de la ley y
dentro de Ia patria.
Tambien al sefior Blanco Sc GU
bre con el estandarte, como ell mas
vulgar denuestros adversarios9 gTam-
bi6n 81 senior Blanco nos apostrofa
con igaal ap6strofe que La Integg-i-
dad Y La BalanxaR
Nnnca habriamos creido que tai
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1893-05-16

acusaci6n brotara de tales labios
/ Brota7 Pues el jefe que asi iuzga
& mn soldado de sns filas, le enjuicia
" le excomulga.
iAdelante
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1893-05-16

gar las manifestations del progreso
Dolftico entire nosotros, quedese en-
Paris 8 en- Vasconia.
Maldita Ia falta que nos hace.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1893-05-16
Barranquitas, Mayo It
DEMoCRAcIAPonce.

DEMOChAC1A--A oAAS~s
Constituida aver junta de escruti
MO. han salido electos concejales, en-
ell colegio 70, lnico constituido. Por
~ votos cads uno. los incondiciona
les siguientes:
Don Joaquin Rojas MARTINEZ.
:, Ulpiano Torres 20
!, Rufo T. Colon.
), Ramon Diaz.
Nicolas Santini.
Ell elector don Gregorio Rodriguez
Escribano prcsento protesta contra
la election de sus correligionarios Sc
fiores Rojas'y Torres, fundandose en-
que el primero -eS empleado del Co
bierno cl 20 recaudador de las con-
tribuciones del Estado. = Co1yeSPOnSal.
Utuado, Mayo I6,
Gobernador ordena elecciones que
principian maflana colegios pobla
cion excepto uno. CoyyesPo1SaL.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1893-05-16
TELEGRAMAs DE LA ISLA

Z serpicio particular dc LA DEMocRAcfA J
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26
Some of the Fashionable Fads.

A new teapot has been invented
in the interest of tea-drinkers. It
is made Of brown earthenware or
of porcelain. There is no metal,
not even silver, used in its make.
The chief characteristic Of this tea
pot is the porcelain drip" of per-
forated ware which fits inside the
cover. The tea is placed in this
drip" and the boiling water is
poured over it. BY this means the
tea leaves are prevented from sink
ing to the bottom and there is no
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26
Odd Telegrams,

I'VE are all we'll but Sam, and
he died yesterday" was probably
indicative only of the sender's desire
to break the news gently-not of
any fears for Sans future happi-
ness.
And it is scarcely to be supposed
that any ghostly visitation induced
the communication, "Your mother
is dead and wants you to come
home" "Just send five to help me;
am starving, by telegraph" was the
cry of an impecunious soul; and the
wonder has been since as to the
exact method of procedure in case
of starving by telegraph"
A source of amusement to the
telegraph operator lies in the curl
Gus names which come up in the
course of business. When Mrs.
"Whetstone" and Mrs. "Firmstone"
send kilograms in one day, the
question arises as to their possible
relationship; and whether Mr..
"Morningstar" and Mr.. "Winter-
night" are neighbors might be an
interesting discussion.
An old man went, painting, into a
telegraph office and indicated his
desire to telegraph a small package
that he held in his hand. He met
with black unbelief all the state
ments to the effect that such thing
could not be done, and persisted in
his request.
ut just must go" he exclaimed.
"They are my wife's teeth!
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26
0. |. PARTRIDGE.
Real Estate Agent
Rooms 4, 8, Dawson Block.
whl take charge.of estates for residents and non.
residents collect rents pay taxes place insurance
obtain abstracts Of title. etc.
Office hours-l0 to 12A. NJ, to6P.M.
Rooms 4, 5, Dawson Block.

possible danger of that deleterious
element known as tannin being ex-
tracted from the tea Where the
tea lies in the bottom of the teapot
for any length of time considerable
tannin is taken up by the pure ex-
tract of tea.
While this teapot has everything
to recommend it from hygienic
point of view, it is yet no novelty.
The Chinese have used teapot of
this kind for centuries, and tiny
one of blue and white Dwarf ware
may be purchased in any of the or
iental shops as low as 10 cents,
with the porcelain drip" and all
fitted under the cover.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26
Married by Installments.

There is an odd story told by
Norfolk (England) vicar of one of
his parishioners who was married
by installments. He had gone to
church with his bride, and had ex-
pressed his readiness to forsake all
Others and keep only to her as long
as they both should live.
When it came to the young
woman's turn, however, she was
not so minded. No persuasion
could make her agree to her share
of the bargain. Pleading and
storming were alike in vain, and at
last the intended couple left the
church no more to each other than
when they entered it. The vii
lage people stared to find that the
would-be bridegroom was an even
more ardent lover after this incident
than before it.
| He laid steady siege to the heart Of
the tickle fair one, and at last induced
her to go to church with him again.
His scheme was to get her there
and leave her in the lurch, as she
had left him. Unluckily for it's
success, he had taken a loose
tongued comrade into his confidence.
The vicar had got wind of it and
was prepared. To the horror of
the conspirator, he proposed to take
up the marriage service where it
was left off on the former occasion,
and getting ready assent from the
young woman to fulfill the condi-
tions she had previously declined,
went on without hindrance to the
end, and bound the disgusted BRIDE
groom tightly to the expected object
of his revenge.
This was great sport to the vicar
but no laughing matter to the poor
wretch who found the joke turned
so completely against himself. The
vicar never moved a muscle, al.
though inwardly he must have been
exploding. His levity leaned tc
virtues side. Was he not infict.
ing proper punishment on the man
who would have made fool of hi:
parson and a mockery of the mar.
riage service to pay off an old score
Was he not guarding the sanctity
of the marriage ceremony from
vulgar ribaldry? Properly; but, al
the same time, he was Furnishing
the young woman much more eff.
fectually than if he had let the ras.
cal jilt her.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26
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Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26
WHOLE NO. 1888.

If reverend preachers think that
the whole scheme of salvation is
failing because the pews are not
sufficiently generous it may be re-
torted by the pews, feeling them
selves already sufficient taxed for
what is called salvation, that the
failure lies with the carping minister
who does not humbly follow the
real footsteps of the Redeemer as
these poor, unknown, but devoted
women are endeavoring to follow
them.-Chicago Times.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26
Preventing Future Misery.

II there is, in this vale of toars, u moro prolific
source Of misery than the rheumatic twinge We
have yet to hear of it. People are born with q
tendency to rheumatism, just as they are with one
to consumption or TO scrofula. Slight causes may
develop this As soon as the agonizng complaint
manifests itself recourse should be had TO Hostet
ters Stomach Bitters, which checks it's further in
roads and banishes the rheumatic poison from the
system. This statement tallies exactly with the
testimony Of physicians who have employed this
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is also tho amplest professional and general testi
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liver complaint, constipation, Indigestion, kidney
trouble, nervousness and loss Of appetite and Hesh
After wetting, whether followed by cold or not.
the Bltters is useful as preventive OF the initial
attack of rht um itism.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26
|Ill|'lg!l!!llSlI1
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Price, 50 Cents. Trial size, IS Cents.
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Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26
Helping Out q Friend.

The late Leopold Morse was too
much of a man to be ashamed of
his calling, and never failed to turn
the tables on any one who chaffed
him about it. A story used to be
told of a visit paid to his store by a
Washington swell who had met him
at the Metropolitan Club here, and
who thought to have little amuse-
ment at his expense. As the visit
or entered, Mr.. Morse was just in
the act of bowling out customer to
whom he had sold a large bill of
goods.
"Ha, Morse!" cried the Washing
tonian, show | wish the fellows at
the club could see you now! l
watched the way you handled that
poor wretch. 1t was artistic, but it
wouldn't do to tell away from
home. What will you give me to
keep quiet about it?"
Il must gif you someding to buy
your silence?" he asked, soberly.
Certainly, It's only fair that l
should be rewarded for holding a
good thing back"
Mr.. Morse turned to one of his
clerks.
"Choseph," he said, "get down one
o dem monkey chackets We sell for
two tollars and a quarter. Let dis
chentleman 'af it for one tollar and
sefenty-ffe cent-he's friend of
mine. Kate Fields Washington.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26

He (whose breath shows that he
has been indulging in intoxicants)
you going to kiss me,
darling?" She-"How can |, Har-
ry, without breaking my temper
ance pledge ?"-Boston Transcript.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26

is stamped in the best watch
cases made. 1t is the trade
mark of the Keystone Wateh
Case Company, of Philadelphia,
the Oldest, largest and best
known factory in the world
1900 employees, capacity 1000
cases daily. Its products are
sold by all jewelers.. 1t makes
the celebrated Jas. Boss Filled
Watch Cases, now fitted with
the only bow (ring) which can
not be pulled off the case-the
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26

"Eyery sensible man will break
off the cigarette habit" said the
doctor. "Oh, no, he WON'T" re-
piled Stringer. why not?' BE
cause no sensible man is addicted
to their use. ."-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26
II Ia Strange

That people suffering from Piles will
endure them for years or submit to dan
gerous, painful, cruel and expensive
surgical operations. when all the time
there is q painless. certain, lasting cure,
which gives instant relief and costs but a
trile. 1t is called the Pyramid Pile Cure
and can be found at all drug stores. Any
druggist will get 1t for you if you ask
him
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26
Mrs. Sixmonthswed.- i wish to

Mrs. Sixmonthswed.- Il wish to
see some of your quart measures.
Storekeep.-What size?
Mrs. Sixmonthswed. Why, are
they not all alike?
Storekeep.-Oh, no! you see we
keeps half-pint quart measure for
milkmen, and quart measure for
most other people as wants it.
Yankee Blade.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26

Bunker--"You say you jumped
on the cowcatcher of the approach
ing engine, and thus saved your
self. Where did you acquire such
agility?" Hill haven't been
courting girl who wears crinoline
for nothing."-Chothier and Fur
nisher.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26

when we started this. paper,
writes Georgia editor, 1--WE had but
one shirt to our back. The shirt
couldn't last for ever, but, thank
Heaven, we have the back still. -
Atlanta Constitution.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26

Spudkins, who has been refused
by eleven girls, says he thinks of
becoming IA photographer because
he is so successful in producing neg
atives. philadelphia Record.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26

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passengers with permits. -
ParIor car ON day trains and sleeping cars on
night trains. -, ~. ~
York Boston, Detroit, Toledo, Chicago, and all
points in the United states and Canada.
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Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26

First burglar--What, back Sc
soon, Bill. What did you get?
Second burglar Nothin'-we'el
too late-there's a receited plum
ber's bill a-layin' on the tablet
Puck.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26
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Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26

Anxious mamma-"Little Dick
is up stairs crying with the tooth
ache, Practical papa-"Take him
around to the dentists" 81
haven't any money" "You won't
need any money. The toothache
will stop before you get him there" "
It'd Bits.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26

The early strawberry may look
pale and weak, but you will find
there is a great deal of grit in him.
Boston Bulletin.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-04-26

The real estate man knows lots
that he won't give away.-Life.