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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-11-22
ALL THE PLAYERS WOMEN.
A UNIQUE PERFORMANCE OF AS YOU
LIKE IT.
1T WAS GIVEN BY THE PROFESSIONAL wOMAN'e
LEAGUE AT PALMERS THEATRE-AN
ENTHUSIASTIC AUDIENCE.


Palmer's Theatre the OF unique play
Yesterday afternoon. 1t LAS You Like IT," given
by the Professional Woman's League, with caste com.
posed entirely Of Since the organization OF the
league nine months many OF the most proiniens
people In ts dramatic profession have offered their ser.
vices for a benefit that would help put work
mod financial basis. The time did ripe until
Mrs f. l.. Fernandez originated the idea OF this play.
Every enthusiastic For three weeks rehearsals
have been held daily the theatre the body OF tho play
doing e the minute dancers practising
in the foyer while the ehoruses sang in the league rooms
under the direction OF Miss Emma Steiner and MnA
Louise Psulln Warner. The cast was follows:
Jaaues Madsme Janauschek
Frederick, hi. brother and usqIper o. his domlnIoas:
lie Beau. coursler Mrs. Marguerite ST. john
Charles wrestler sn, . Miss ',o Marion n, a. AopC,s
o;s"a soils de- 80 Mas i:' M SG Knee
Adam, servant 70 Oliver Chambers. ketshum
sayiS.; IT,. Shepherds. Miss Grace Fitis.
ROssind, daughter tho exiled duke ..... Dun
s:s. ..:s to S.a HT S.s..Sss
person ,..iss,S :%; S%:I Of II; sss%..
%ny VI" %nS Ss .ns ssss 4.
FOniss. Mi M,s 9u S,n,s ysssan
The audience yesterday filled nearly every seat rns
wrestling scene was one Of the test the orginsl
music was given and was enthusiastically applauded A
pretty feature the Forest Birds
me object OF the play was TO secure q fund 10 prs
vide instruction in various lines free to league man.
osrs and to supply money to help thsm sickness apd
to lend 70 them In health The league is looking for
home OF ia own.
Jsnes Ltt the manager has offered the company
to Baltimore. Wellington Philadelphia and
paying ell expenses, and has asked league officers -
name their figures for the production ..You needn't
~ OUT Of New.fork 10 make rum" says Joseph Jesr.
ssn ana Colonel Sim has offered his thears In BROOKLYN
sad oil its properties for cr rmsnce colone, Slim ocou
ped $50 box yesterday Messrs Jefferson and Irving each
RAID 500 foi Lolita $780, MIS- Agnes Ethel Rcu.
oefosh ~'C and Mrs Kendall $50 seat which abe
asked 70 have resod Charles Frohman also gave s2S
Ter seat Ex.Mayor Hewlus daughter, were present
with theatre party and the Lambs Club represented
Among the ushers were Mrs. f.. H. Fernandez "Aunt''
Louisa Eldridge Miss kosa Rand. Miss Bertha waby.
MIS- Jennie Junt Croly Miss Ekte'le Clayton and Miss
Adele Porter.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-11-22


An essential factor in Judging whether the force
Of the committee was sufficient, and their confidence
In themselves well founded. is 10 know what the
same men. under similar conditions have done upon
% TO Se facts recent is e
gents IN Hawaiian history In which the same
1888 were arrayed against each other under SINH
lar n, c! iTn rsHi ,Ss v,n h., ,o,,o -, a.,
electorate and the Legislature had encreached upon
popular rights and obtained autocratc power over
practically the same persons who. in January last
Sya and ~ OF e
King and his supporters crystazed the opposi
the same men who organized and now constitute
the Provisional government. Such organization
was formed with the openly avowed intention OF
Wrestling from the King his followers dethron-
lin preparation for the expected movement the
King fortified the palace; loop-holed it's basement
at the entrance OF the building; Mounted cannon
and gatIins guns at all the approaches thereto;
defed the organization and public opinion.
1.-THE leaders Of the revolutionary movement pro-
available and organized their plans An Executive
of of ie was saS saeS ho
meeting in the same 9 Shl used for that pur
OF the meeting by sending letter to Il promising
certain reforms. The letter had no effect. Res0,
%sndns the Granting Of new nS de-
ng TIE King Of al psrssna power Ts reso
the committee. who unarmsd and alone paecseded
direct meeting to so the fortified palace win
Within tWsnty-four hours OF take the consequence
sRAvERY OF THE LEADERS
THE King was then in absolute control Of the
regular troebs. the especial troops enlisted for the
occasaon, fout companies of the native militia. the
police. all the artillery and gatling guns, the Gov
eminent buildings. the palace. the barracks and
the station house. with full knowledge Of and
Tssks Of prepsrstion for the action taken by II.
his control Of the public buildings more complete
did not IRE shot, submitted to all demands, dis.
banded his troops and turned the whole control Of
HEB, n csnsideration Of his AFFECT submission
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1893-12-21
ISmaiI TeWfk.

Coleridge once defined a gentleman
as a man with an Indifference to
money matters, and if this ditlnitiOE
be accepted ISmail was as fine a gen.
tleman as ever existed. Having OBJ
tanned the great privileges already
referred to by a lavish prOdigality Of
bakSheesh, he Was not yet content,
but cOntrived TO get removed the re-
strictions that limited his borrowing
powers.
Having acted the greatspendthrift,
he naturally before long began to as
sumo rffe part Of the great borrower.
But in this role he comprised the
ruin of himself and his country.
Many attempts were made to bolster
him up. He even sold his shares in
the Suez Canal to the English Gov
eminent, a transaction which has
turned out as advantageous to our
selves as it must have been detri-
mental to the Egyptians. But it was
all in vain, and in 1879 the Sultan
once more showed that he retained
not merely the shadow, but the sub
stance, of sovereignty by deposing
Ismail and appointing his son Tewfik
in his stead. The firman by which
Tewtik was appointed confirmed him
in the privileges of his father; but
some restrictions, which had pre-
viously existed, but from which Is
mail had been freed, were again re-
imposed.
The deposition of Ismail showed to
the world that the Sultan of Turkey
still retained sovereign privileges
over Egypt: but non the less the re-
lationship of the two countries is ex-
tremely complicated and anomalous,
and it would be a matter OF some
difficulty to define what the inter-
national status Of Egypt exactly is
And this dih Guilty has been lately
brought prominently into notice by
the death Of Tewhk and the success
sion of his sC.A Abbas 1.-THE Gen.
tleman's Magazine.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1893-12-21

The poetical account that is given
from AristODhaneS of the origin of
love explains the old idea, which still
vaguely survives, that every soul
has somewhere its peculiar mate. and
explains also the Uribulations that oc.
cur in finding it. According to this
poet-philosopher there were once
three sexes, descended from the sun,
earth, and moon, and each had a
duality of heads, arms, and legs. But
the beings SO endowed were round,
and revOlved about with the facility
of a Fourth Of July firewheel.
In process, Of time they grew SO
fierce and powerful that Zeus was
put to his WITS end to know what to
do with them. as they attempted at
one time to storm Heaven and over
power even tho gods. He did not
wish to destroy them outright, so he
directed Apollo TO cut each of them
in two, which was done, and thus the
number Of human beings was doubled.
Each of these half beings continually
wandered about seeking its other half.
And when they found each other
their only desire was to be reunited
by Vulcan and never parted again.
And this longing and striving after
union iSwhat is meant by the name
Of love. AS the separations that
necessitate this union were made in
Heaven, we can now see why all per-
feet matches are supposed to be or
dained there. The ill-assorted and
irritable ones are those that spring
up without knowledge and in a hap
hazard fashion, where two halves
that never belonged together are
yoked unelu ally.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1893-12-21
Ill.

At II punctual.y he called at Mill
er's Hotel.
81 don't think the Duchess has ar
rived" said the bookkeeper, 'but
her maid is here. I'll inquire"
Eventually Mr.. Cleverson was con-
Quoted upstairs and shown into a
darkened room, occupied by a lady
lying on a couch. The Alderman ap-
preached and bowed The lady wore
huge green ~spectacles and he guessed
she "a the duchess.
''Pray pardon me for not rising"
she said. Il feel very unwell this
morning"
"Don't mention it, l beg you. l
am very sorry to disturb your Grace.
| have merely called TO inquire if your
late cook, Mary Smith, gave you sat
isfaction. III think OF employing
her."
The Duchess half rose. II was
more than satisfied with her" she ex-
claimed with emphasis. "She is a
treasure and l hope she will 20 sit
uation as good as she deserves l
never regretted anything so much as
parting with her, but alas"-hcr
Grace sighed deeply-my life is no
longer worth living. l am nearly
blind"
The Alderman locked as sympa-
thetic as his fat face and jubilant
feelings woull permit and spoke q few
HsOldS OF respectful c9mfOrt
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1893-12-21
l.

Mr.. CleversOn boldly addressed the
advertisement from his city office and
sent a copy to the principal London
dailies. lie soon heartily wished he
had arranged to interview the cooks
at his private house.
The morning. the announcement
appeared he WIS forced to elbow his
way through IN army of them. They
filed the clert s office and the stairs,
and overf,owsc into TIP street MI.
Cleverson rubbed his sTeS
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1893-12-21
PARTY.

Octoo 1Gvo O party
me 10 yes ny hundreds came
I.-2 DL' % nat, >. oak and Naples.
.A:.l zen . 'fevcyv name.
At iE-iline spread Il CARPET,
AID" eryihng WIS grand;
Ms, Wenihor 10 the dancing,
froisssor Wi d tho band.
The Chestnuts came in yellow.
Tne Oaks in crimson dressed:
The lorely Alsses Nipple,
In scarlet, looked their best,
All balanced t. their partners
And gayly fiuttered by;
TIE sight was like a rainbow
New falltr from the sky.
Then, in the rusty hollow.
At hide and seek they PLAYED:
The party closed at shutdown,
And everybody stayed.
Profc sor Wind played louder,
III Y flew along the ground,
And there thu party ended.
In hands across oil round.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1893-12-21
I ing sn the south Of Europe and knows

ing sn the south Of Europe and knows
nothing about the woman"
The Inspector glanced at the AL
derman's face and laughed outright
Dear me" exclaimed the latter.
"Quite an ingenious young person,
isn't she?"
"Who?"
"Your late cook, Mary Smith"
'But you don't mean to say it was
her l SAW"
Eyes, l do"
They returned to Scotland Yard.
The Inspector gave two officers whis-
pered instructions and turned to the
astonished Alderman.
l think we shall do now, Mr.. Clcv-
erson. You see the trick has been
tried on before, and as there is only
one cook on the lay, we know pretty
well whom to look for. We may not,
Of course, find the person. If we
succeed ! will let you know immedl-
ately."
''Send TO my private house. 1
don't feel fit for business, and shan't
go the CITY,"
The Alderman felt as savage as the
oft-quoted lioness robbed of her
whelps, for had he not been robbed
Of countless dinners, and what is o
lion cub compared with a gaStronomic
dream? He returned home and shut
himself up in the library, where he
remained until he received a wire
from the Inspector.
"Can you come to Bow street,"
OF course he could, and he lost no
time in getting there. Inspector
Naylor conducted him to a yard
where a dozen men stood in a row.
'DO you see your cook?" the officer
asked.
mo, MT likely"
"But what is the"
"You will see. Dismiss the idea
of petticoats from your mind and
scrut:nile the mems faces"
The Alderman obeyed, halting at
the fourth.
"Dear me: Why"
"You are identified, Bill" the In
spector interrupted, leading the AL
derman away.
''Wh-what does it all mean9"
stammered the puzzled city magnate.
"Well, your treasure, Mary Smith
is much better known as Bill Lane,
alias Bill the Cook. He is a notable
craftsman, but a very great fool, or
he never would have tried the dodge
again. He has been Jagged for it al
ready. There isn't a better cook in
London; I'll say that for him. Seven
years ago he was chief at the Ser
vices, and a duffer wouldn't do for
that club, as l daresay you know.
But he is a burglar by nature, and a
cook only by training, l am afraid
you have lost your plate, but he had
no time to plant the jewelry. That's
safe"
The Alderman returned home very
downcast. He had cherished hopes
of inducing Mary Smith to forsake
her evil ways and devote herself en-
tirely to the culinary art. But Bill
the Cook was a hopeless case. Be-
sides, he was certain to get ten years,
which is long time to contemplate
a good dinner, or even a series. Then
the Alderman had to explain matters
to his better half-no pleasant task.
However, he faced it manfully, freely
admitting that he was nothing like
so clever as he had imagined.
''Now do the best you CAM" he
addeu; 'get a good cool if possible,
but get n anyhow, and I'll try to
eat her dinners patiently"
Wont you try again, dear?" Mrs
Cleverson asked, which was all the
revenge she permitted herself.
mo, l won't" was the abrupt re-
II .-Sunday Mercury.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1893-12-21
| V.

The inspector who listened to the
Alderman's story showed great inter-
est and some amusement.
Il fancy we can help you," he said,
81 shouldn't be surprised if we were
able to find the person wanted with
out much trouble. Just step around
to Miller's Horel with me-"
Mr.. Cleverson hesitated.
IF l put the matter in our hands
/ must r%elinquish all hope of getting
back my COOKE"
~"lnSpector NaylOr laughed. "On,
that'll be. all right. You won't want
her if she proves to be the person l
have in my mind"
"Shan't |? You never ate one of
her dinners"
There you are wrong, for l have,
or | am gravely mistaken"
They visited the hotel. The officer
questioned the bookkceper.
"You have the Duchess of Kings
court staying here?"
mo. She did not come"
"But 1 saw her" interrupted the
Alderman
"No, sir. l remember you calling.
You saw a woman who said she was
the Duchess maid. She engaged a
suite of rooms on her Grace's behalf,
stating that her mistress would be
here to lunch, but disappeared i'm
mediately after your visit
".And the DucheSa""
1--WE wired to her. She is travel.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1893-12-21
THREE UMBRELLA STORIES.
And They're Good Ones, Too, Every One q
Them.

And They're Good Ones, Too. Every One q
Them.
An eX-Baptist minister, who there
fore must be a truthful man, says
that he invested rainy afternoon
in a 81 umbrella. Coming out Of the
store-he's a newspaper mar now
he met a man who wanted to give
him an item. He set his umbrella
against the wall of the building.
made a note OF the item. and walked
away, leaving his umbrella there.
Arriving at the Office he told Of pur-
chasing the umbrella Someone
asked him where it was, He eX-
claimed "Have l not got it with me?
No-why, l must have left it against
tie building where l took that item
i must go and get it," And he,
did, returning in fifteen minutes with
the umbrella Thousands of persons
had passed it in the rain, and never,
thought of taking it. !
The second story or experience is
of a prominent man who was stand
ing in a doorway. Time was flying
valuable time. A lady in the rain
came up the street going his way.
In desperation, he offered to hold her
umbrella. She accepted and he
walked a couple of blocks, and babe
her goodbye at her destination, say
ing he supposed she could manage
the umbrella all right. A moment
later he felt for his watch to see the
time, but it, with the chain, a family
heirloom, was gone. Reporting to
the police, he was laughed at for so
guilelessly allowing n of the most
noted pickpockets Of the city to SO
easily do him.
The third of the umbrella series
concerns a girl and one of the city'S
best known young business men. The
young lady was going from her home
to a drug store, a few blocks away.
and from thence to a neighbours a few
blocks further on, to do an errand.
A sudden shower caught her without
her umbrella. Seeing her distress,
the young man offered the protec.
ton of his, and accompanied her to
the drug store. When she started to
the neighbours he offered his umbrel-
la, saying he would wait until she re-
turned. 1t was 1870 p. M. At the
neighbours, when her story was told.
they insisted that she remain until
one Of the male members of The fam
lily returned, as she knew not the
owner Of the umbrella, and it was
not thought proper that such care
should be received from a stranger.
She waited. AT II p. m. the male
member OF the neighbor's family
came and escorted the young lady
back home via the drug store. Seated
on a stool at the latter place was the
owner OF the umbrella, waiting, like
patience on a monument. for his UNI
brella (?) to cOme back. He did not
recognize the young lady or she him
positively. However, she advanced
and asked if he. had loaned a young
lady his umbrella, and was countered
with: "Are you the girl l loaned it
to-" She gave up the umbrella with
murmured thanks and left. Next
day she went back to find out who he
was, and when she learned he WIS
one of the most prominent young
business men in the city she kicked
herself (metaphorically) all around
the block because she did not accept
the young mans kindness without
Question.-New York Recorder.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1893-12-21

The business Of manufacturing
starch from potatoes has been con.
fined to comparatively few localities
Where it has been carried on it has
proven a profitable industry, and haa
increased the value of farm lands de,
voted to raising the crop. The
combination of agricultural produc,
tion and manufacturing is usually
satisfactory I all concerned.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1893-12-21

If you cont think Of anything in
particula: to say, don't say any
thing.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1893-06-16
ng RRAH. NoE ESoCEH.

Republican conventions are usually al
tended with = large amount Of hurrah and
applause. articles manufactured and pro-
vidsd for use on the occasion The scenes
attending the Ohio convention that nomi-
mated Mckinley seems 10. have been nj
exception 70 the rnle. The fact that thi,
Was & IS no, 10 he regarded IS proof that
all Is harmony aposg Uhio Republicans
II is given out by MeKinley's friends that
they will push him for the republican nOE-
ination in 1896, and tha; the prestige Of an
election foy governor this fall will do much
10 secure him the nomination. Nov il is
4 fact known of all o6servant politicians
that there are many republicans il Ohio
who Go not want mia for president and
will do nothing 10 promote his chances for
such high honors, hence tLeir support Of
him will be very formal and frigid. Nc
Kinleyism TO many Ohio republicans Is not
what they once thought il was Many Of
them regard it. land truly, as the obstacle
over which Mr. Harrison tripped in his
raosfor the presidency. All Of these things
put together make it somewhat uncertain
about his election thi. fall notwithstanding
the state Is republican to a rock ribbed
extent
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1893-06-16
ROW IT WORKS

Tie working Of republican protection to
Auaericaa laber" Is gradually becoming very
clear to the people.
10 the hrss p!acs, laS Is pas I'd giving to
privileged classes Of manufacturers the Pow-
er to impose sxoroi,ant prices without danger
Of foreign competition. Then, ossenibly
30 preserve home competition, an antitrust
Law Is passed. Bu, 1t is not enforced. Per
haps it esnnos he. At leas'. producers
combine to limit production and maintaiu
high prices, and the officials charged with
the preventing this do nothing aboatit.
In order to give color 10 the pretext that
high duties are in the interest of Americas
workmea Law is passed tOrbidding tbs
importation OF European panper labor unde
contrac,. Ba, this law also Is systematic
al y and successfully evaded. No ofh-eI
attempts to use the Is toprevent the wrang.
The senate investigation nov IN progress
shows that the combines" which are organ
lied in defiance of law constantly im3or
cheay iahortrs .,thoa hindrance
Bat the taxes which tue Consumer as 4
pay are enforced .eleatlessly.
The whole system from BEGINNING L
end, and in all its paris, opsrates to favo
the rich and opPress he poor.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1893-06-16

| AT THE HEAp.--H D Norton, now prac,
ticing law at Junction, passing the exam
| ination of law students at Salem Tuesday
standing at the head of the class. Those
/ present highly complimented MIR Norton
ON the excellence of his examination. .--Eu.
gene Guard. According to the Oregon City
Enterprise here is another one, and we are
certain Albany has one: Among the sue
cessful applicants for admission to the bar
at the recent examination were Geo. |.
Story and f F briggs of this city. Mr.
Story who has been studying in the Office
| of Hon G f Hayes, had the honor of stand
ing at the head of the large class as he did
not miss a question.
Vary SENsiBLR.--A peddler has been
In town this week with lot of goods of
| various kinds. The Courier does not
| blame the peddier for trying to make
, money, but II regrets that. any citizen
| should encourage to the detTiment OF the
home merchant. The home dealer Is the
one who h.lps to maintAia our schools
and our churches; II Is they who have
| helped create the value of oar homes, and
and 1t Is also they who assist us 10 time OF
need. But It Is sometimes the peddlei
who gets our c'sh. This Is not right
Harrisburg Courier. This also applies to
wandering tailors and good many ct
ais.
Two Lees BRoKEN.-A Lander and his
son Walter, lad II years of age, were en-
gagged in running grubbing machine for
Samuel Jones on the Oscar Beardsly farm
about twelve miles north Of town yester-
day morning. The horses trace broke
letting the sweep fly back and hitting first
the son and then the father. The boy suf-
fered a compound fracture of the left leg
above the knee and the elder Lander had
simple fracture of the same member Drs.
Henderson and Brown attended the injured
persons.
THE FIRST HONE GAME.-The Portland
club will come TO Albany tomorrow deter
mined to win. and that will be the situa-
ton of the Albany club: hence live game
viii result. o. NJ. Mcfarland will umpire.
Burns will pitch Saturday and McGreevy
Sunday. William WeIch viii umpire
Sundays game. The first motor win run
at l2:45 and every half hour. returning
every half hour, and with the fat car, which
has been seated, it is thought over one hun
dred can be carried at a trip. Games will
be called about 2:D o'clock.
ANOTHER BRlDGE WASTED.-Dr T l.
Golden is circulating petition for bridge
across the north fork of the Santiam at
what is known as the Davis ferry on the
road leading from Salem 10 Scio Or
Golden is the owner of the ferry franchise,
but he does not care for ii longer and heads
the petition for bridge Ii will be pre-
sented to both Linn and Marion counties. A
bar has formed in the middle Of the river at
this point and travel is stopped during the
low stages ofwater Salem independent.