Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1893-09-24

Afterward he sent over for me TO
come and see him at once II / could.
He wanted to have me sit up with him
over night, as he was confined TO his
bed, he said, aud suffering intensely
with some terrible eruption" | made
what's called an examination and found
he had been chawed up with what we
call 'Jiggers." Jiggers, you rickolect,
is n red bag about the size OF grain OF
red pepper and can hardly be seen with
the nakid eye. But the place he soon
makes on the surface Of an "intelligent
farmer" can be seen across the fair
ground easy.
This man--his name was Bertram
Whangleathers-had jigger terraces all
over him and welts Of hectic Pushes
and nice red gopher holes and perara
dog villages till the cows come home.
/ never saw such q sight since | was
born. His back looked like the fortifi-
cations around Vicksburg.
He would talk with me In lucid way
for a few minutes, and then he would
leap out OF bed and back up against
wall OF what he calls "lncruster
walter" and agitete himself with look
Of deleerious JOY.
You know a Tiger that even hears
rumor that an Intelligent farmer" is
in the county will travel night and day
TO find him, and then there is an erie OF
good feeling and a barbecue right after
ward. Bertram said he had been paint
ing a picture Of a heller all the day be-
fore, and found that while he was
doing It he had been sitting on an old
dead log. Old dead logs is where jig
gers in good standing holds their con-
clayes.
A water color girl from Brooklyn, E.
D.. painted self made bull OF mine last
wear. aiming to exhibit the painting at
one of the saloons in New York, she
said. and she set on nice messy log,
too. told her that messy log was
pizen for lnsecks; but no, she allowed
that she couldn't see any, and, Ia fact,
She couldn't see anything smaller than
a trestle, for she had been mellowsd
some oy age.
There was sounds OF revelry by night
after that for several moons. and your
mother says that since you had the
hives she has not saw anything like 1t.
She was q slender glrl-so slender that
a Tiger bite on the shin made her seem
10 be going the other way.
Oh. how she murmured.
see no ilI feeling or resentment
South toward the Northern man unless
the Northern man sits down on dead
log TO read Lorna DOone." Then there
is something steals Up his trousers legs
. oil - anfFff
| auctioned Of some extra furniture
the other day, especially yours, IS do
not look for you TO come home much
more. Mother says you have mostly
outgrown the home nest and Will soon
catch on 70 some other birding and
make a nest OF your own.
You are old enough 9ow 20 breathe
words OF love Of evenings and walt Tor
some celestial restaurant 70 come and
take your order for meals. shall a.
ways take an interest IN you, Henry
YOU know that-but while there Is 10
/ confidence shown In the stringency Of
the times / wish you would borrow
mostly of people you are visiting al
New Roshell.
Among other things I sold at the anc-
ton and FIRE sale was the heavy mahos-
any bedstid, which thought that some
lover OF the Anteek would run up 10 .
| fahuliss price. One woman spending
the summer near Us said all it wanted
was some nice heavy brass casters SOS
that IL could be jerked around easy
ard swep under. So / got a dig set
AZ Brizhtly's pIsce for $3.50 ano
nut them In that hight, boring
holes IN the bsdssld 20 sock them
into. You know gid wood Ike