Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-03-12
HOW 10 TREAT THE AVERAGE
MAN.

10 anything.
HOW no TREAT THE AVERAGE
MAN.
The wise mother rs the one who
teaches her daughter 90 make an anus
Ing chatter about nOthiug. People who
have great missions object 10 this They
want 10 thrust just what they think
down your throat aud have AN idea that
that's the way 60 guiu their end. Now it
isn't. II they could he purely feminine
aud chatter along about nothing, lcad-
ing mp TO what they believe right. they'd
get uurcgenprate man 10 do exactly what
they wished ] think I nm something Of
a Jesuit / fully believe that the end
iusthes the means. And IL / were ever
clever enough 60 have some great object
ina view, 1 shouldn't go round exploiting
ID and preaching about H. | should Just
yet bold Of the people whom kncW
could push 70, and then | would talk,
Not about H. Oh dear NO. l W0uiu
| talk nhout everything else. / would lei
! "A man impress me with bis great mcn-
/ tality with his enormous strengths i
would mako him understand that ] knew
| lust what a fool / was as compared with
/ him. and after an This was quite clear 10
/ him | would ask him. Incidentally, what
! / desired And / would get it My dear
girl. the wonlnn who wants her own way
| i'm his world is most certain 60 get II NJ
! She understands two things. First, the
great value Of not knowing too much;
second the overwhelming ynlue Of
/ ,spOd dinner The average man feeds
| no doesn't eat IL therefore becomes
/ the duty Of The woman 20 teach him the
/ iov of the table, and once she has taught
| him this, and once she had catered TO
/ the nppetite she has created, she owns
! him body and soul. Whom u comes 20
/ the question Of eating, the most stupid
man in the world can be entertained,
| Ia the first place. he thinks originally OF
| the food as q pleasure, then he % willing
| 10 take IL in any way. but If q clever
| woman gets hold Of him and makes him
1 understand the absolute value ~ things
10 eat, be very quickly undemtands the
luxury aud feels grateful 20 hls tutor.
| Once YOU teach q man TO cat correctly,
he never goes back 90 his helui-sayagc
state.
LIVE AND LET LIVE.
You may only Offer him biz Of toast
| and A cup Of tea, bot u you give MIN
that toast on a tiny white napkin spfem
on "a pretty plate. and the tea no emma
cup, he rcyolts from q pie OF toast on q
| thick plate aud tea taken over stone
wall j rm most ardent believer in the
doctrine 80 beautifully set forth hy Mr..
Oecar Wilde. when be said Feed the
brutesV As nation, we are not uli
we might boz On the orr of catering 90 The
aDnetite You and ] have been in houses
where money was plenty where good
snoee was ncging: and we have had
dippers that suggested hat they were
fired al u.s. I adore my dinner The
tiue OF day has come when the worries
ore over. aud when ] can take nine ease
In my home i Ike thai dinner 10 appeal
fo 81 cry one of MY senses, 20 please my
eycs. 10 have a pleasant odnr ana 10
delight my appetite; then when we are
lingering over the nuts ana the irutr
4 ike the dogs 10 rush Ia and appeal Ia
nv heart by Begging in the most earnest
manner for some sweets IL We women
,yore left alone. we should probably dine
IN au egg, some cast, and whichever
t,.ss mir gDecial vice, tea, coffee or phQcp-
iafe Ia is man who realizes the delights
III the table and once knowing then he
n unwilling 10 fOrego them, and tti 4
where he Is wiser than We are he
wants 10 see the woman he cares i0i
braftiiv dressed sitting az the head 81
,l,. tahie being, ia foot, the chateiaine
ana h she has been wise enough y
i,,nrn IA dress q salad or Do some pretty
, i,tte duty. he win look M her Win iu
toree doiiuht. and The salad VIII taste
I.sfter and the coffee he clearer and
sfroneer II her white hands have mad'
, either for him.
woN1ANg ABSOLUTE HOMl
POWER.
,bint / could rei more BY giving Z
man 4 ,rood dinner than cpuld ~ 81
~ knsuledge Of revenue ana lafih ant
efefessnanship Ihnt sounds q bi Efe#
TAM that ISN'T the vas 2 mean ~ VIA
/ i l1ean Is that Q woman WIZ W.
T,14cb 10 realize her power a. me inie
,rsse IA Tho house hfs j power, an abeo
{ 49, 5ovsrr. thar an the knowledge y
Il sitlotaacg can never Eife Au1 ~