The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-07-12
All Sort, Of Paragraphs.

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A New Jersey man succeeded
suiciding after making seven attemp
What pity that such a lesson in 3
severance should be wasted
"Ethels young man came to
her last night and she was considd
bly, tickled." "Was she? / did
know he had mustache. =
"De singin' OBJ birds is sweet
remarked Uncle Eben, "but de cacs
OBJ er chicken on yer own hen foos
has er heap mo- expression init. 3
Biggs-t'I see that Jaggerett
has braced up and quit drinking, di
he take the gold cure ~ Digs
eyes, married that hawk-eyed widow1
worth Million
= Sir John Lubbock, who once kept
queen bee for Is years, declares thh
a test proved that the eggs were
fertile at that age as they were
years before.
The largest spider Of the eWorld
the migale: e:oR Central America, which
with legs extended, is sometimes -
inches in diameter. 1t preys upon
birds and lizards.
= In Sunday school Pretty Teaeh-a
er-Now, Johnny, can You tel; ing ND
what miracle is 2 eYes'm. Moths
says eff yewdon't ketch the new pa.ssS
it will be a miracle S
A talking match is tobe arrangd
between man and a woman in Chics
60. The winner.in the tongue tousna-l
ment should be presented with a|
muzzle or time lock. = e,
= When the thermometer registers!
100 degrees the cable which draws the
cars of the East River bridge, New
York, is fleet and 6inches longertha
when the thermometer is a zero.
= A radish, about foot in lesgSH
with a complete knot tied in th
center, is "a vegetable monstrosity
is claimed, grown on the farm Of Spell
Ger Williams, near Pawnee, Kas.
= Whether we are conscioussof a.
or not, the life of each of us, whethSfI
rich or poor, high or low, young o1
old, educated or uneducated, is Wieidss1
ing an influence over another.
= The wonderful influence Of the;
sun on the earth is shown by the fact
that in less than three minutes, during
which the last eclipse was total, the
temperature fell three degrees:
-Dinkle: It's a. strange thing to-
me how-a short man always wants g g
tall girl. Dunkle: Humph |! It's q
strange thing to me how a short mani
wants any girl. I'm blamed if I dol
when I'm short.
CA Virginia negro, who had stolen
ten-dollar gold piece, attempted toy
swallow the money in order to escape
detection. It lodged in his throat.
and he was captured, gasping for
breath, in drug store. q
- Little boy-'My first name ! s
awful ugly /; but you has got a real
pretty name, hasn't you? Little girl
Eyes, I think it isl Little boy
(meditatively9-''I guess you didn't
have any rich old bachelor aunts, did
you?''
Ayers Pills promptly remove
the causes Of sick and nervous head
aches. These Pills speedily correct
Irregularities Of the stomach, liver,
and bowels, and are the. mildest and
most reliable cathartic in use. No
one should be without them. -
- Mrs. Neversee-E'What made you
tell me he was the carver Of his own.
fortune, when he got every dollar he
has by marrying an heiress ?" Never.
| see-"Humph f.! He had to cut out
half dozen fellows to get her didn't
he p
- He: I don't believe your father
| ever does as he agrees to do. She
Why, Charlie, how mean Of you /! Papa
always does just as he says he will:
Three days in succession | have asked
him for $40, and he said he wouldn't
give it to me, and he didn't-so theret
| Ayers Pills possess the curative:
virtues of the best known medicinal
plants. These Pills are scientifically
prepared, are easy to take, and safe
for young and old. They are: inyalpa-'
Bile for regulating the bowels, and for
the relief and cure Of stomach trou-
bles. s.
= She-"You may light a cigar if
you wish, Mr.. Trotter. I know how
fond you are Of smoking" He (rue-
fully" "Ah-thanks-but I havn't'
a match" She (after a moments
ce)-"Isn't there-eh-some way,
in which we could make one r.
Several enterprising citizens are.
digging up the entire State of Missouri:
in search of 81 800, 900, supposed to
have been buried by the Spaniards
many years ago. One Of the party.
dreamed that the money was there,
and he and his friends have been hard.
at work ever since.
= It is said that the human mouth
is surely. but steadily moving toward
the left of the face, owing to the ten:
denc. to chew with the teeth on. the.
right side. 1t is to be hoped that in
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