Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-09-25
Good Looks.

GOOD LooKs-are more than skin deep, de
pending upon healthy condition of all the
vital organs. If the Liver be inactive, you
have Bilious Look, if your stomach be dis
ordered you have Dyspeptic Look; and if
your Kidneys be affected you have Punched
Look. Secure good health and you will have
good looks. Electric Bitters is the great al
terative and Tonic acts directly on the
vital organs. Cures Pimples, Blotches, Boils
and gives good complexion. Sold at H. c.
Pierce's Drug Store, SOC. per bottle.
Principal-You had a deficit in the
cash account yesterday. Has the er-
ror been discovered! Clerk-The err
ror, yes; but not the cash.
Brush-So you're going to give up
art and study medicine, eh? Pencil
Yes, it's easier to be doctor. You
don't have to bother about anatomy.
would be sleeping in its bosom but for the
timely of downs Elixir.
''I've brought you home a pug, my
DEAR" said a fond papa. ooh, you
dear good papa" exclaimed the en-
raptured daughter; ''it's just like
you"
Rescuer-Hurry quick! Throw her
life -preserver. Drowning Girl
Haven't-you-a-w hite-one? That
y-drab--doesn't- match-my-
blue-Suit.
was so much troubled with catarrh it seri-
ously effected my voice. One bottle Of Ely's
Cream Balm did the work. My voice is fully
Dos Of
Olivet Baptist Church, Philadelphia, Pa.
Mr.. Sealove, visiting at the seaside
My dear, please tell our daughter to
sing something less doleful. Mrs. Sea-
love-That is not our daughter. That
is the fog-horn."
"You ought to take this HORSE"
said the dealer; "he is bargain"
"Wen, then I don't want him." said
Barlow. 81 want him to drive, and I
never could drive bargain"
For mild cathartic and efficient tonic, use
Baxter's Mandrake Bitters. Every bottle
warranted.
Why didn't you come when I rang?
said lady to her servant Because I
didn't hear the bell. Hereafter when
you don't hear the bell, you must
come and tell me so. Yes'm.
Uneasy Passenger, on an ocean
Doesn't the vessel tip
Dignifed Steward-The
vessel, mum, is trying to set good
hexample to the passengers.
There is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together, |
and until the last few years was supposed to
be Incurable. For great many years doctors |
local remedies, and by constantly failing to |
cure with local treatment, pronounced it in |
durable, Science has proven catarrh to be |
disease, and therefore requires |
treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure |
by F. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, |
Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the |
market. 1t is taken internally in doses from |
10 drops to a teas poonfr1. 1t acts directly on |
The blood and mucous surfaces of the system. |
They offer one hundred dollars for any case it
Iails TO cure. send for circulars and testing
eS-So1d by Druggists, 75c.
Willie was very much interested
while the choir sang the anthem in
church last Sunday. At it's conclu-
sion he turned TO his mother. and in a
stage whisper asked, "Say, mamma,
which beat?"
BUcKLEN's ARNICA SALVE.-The Best Salve
n the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers,
Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and al Skin Erup-
IONS and positively cures Piles, or no pay re-
Iuired. 1t is guaranteed to give perfect sat-
sfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents
Der box. For Sale by H. c.. Pierce.
Pitchers CastoFia.
Children Cry for