Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-01-22
nApNr neAnp o. .rAs FAR.


Dcanis Iiun wants No More Of the Column
bsaa Imposition.
u WAS high Hoon and IN the basement Of
the building In course Of construction the
men bad laid aside their hois and after
disposing OF the contents of their dinner
palis wore smoking tho clay pipe OF con.
tcntmcrt Terence Murphy took his short
pipe from his mouth as he addressed Den.
mis- Finn.
"sny. Dinuy, would yer be afther goln to
the Woorld fairg'
TO Tho WORLDS fair, is It, 70 aayp Aud
fhwat m0ight that be the WORLDS fairiN
"S;ure. ma haven't yer hoar spako y ~
WORLDS Colombian cxp'k'shn, as they
sayfo
Como on, n,cp. Mike Como awayl Git
out o. that wild tholn dude words Fhwot's
IN plain English av thi blaupy ye'rc Riviu
mcin
"Fath, man, IFS no blarney I'm givin
yc Don't yc read fhwat they tells Ia TIA
noospapors, Dinnyin
w know dom we'll I don't read th'atuffl
have me work. 70 do. tteliye I've heard
Of no fair.n
swell, therc's 10 ben fair"
I'm pwhat countyis K, Mikew
I'm 10 county, bcgobi They a be afther
havin Il In Chkawgy"
I'm Ch'kawny ~ e, yen say An will 50
be lolkc thi good fairs IA the.ould country
Arrah, now, II IL Is you'll see me In tho
very midst Of itW
"No, no, but yon are ign'r'at, Dinny, me
man. The great Colombian expzshn's
goin Go bc divil Of a. institootiun, IN loikca
Nv which no ono ever saw before, before
P'haps yo've hear tell OF th' stockyards in
Ch'kawgyr'
9Th place where theyld1 tn pigs, a. itin
"1'h' same place lte mollcs on moilos
IN th circumforationN
An is Il theru they'd be Tor holdin th'
fahf"
'lndndc 81 IS Everyfeirhas pies, Dinny,
an IA Ch'kawgy fair, w. bein th greatest
In th'woorld, must haycmorc pigs than Rny
other fair before SO thoy said ug g would
be- cheaper 20 take Tn fair 70 en- pigs than
th' pigs 60 tn fair, an they built tn fair
grounds all 'rotmd tn pigs. They're buildin
| yet, Dinny."
Van win they have nothin but pigs in
! ChkawyW
mo, indadc, but theyn have piece OF
! everything In the world. They'll have
lagoonys an goudoolya m piag2ya an porti-
coolyann mon an womcmirOm all over che
carth''-
"foiih, but where did 70 get the Frinch
lingo bout Ca lRgoonysw
"Surc, IFS all In the nOoapapera"
IAN phwnt the diyil'sal Mgoonyw
"N0u don'tknow phwRt's alagoonyl Did
yenevcr hear o patchoulip
Pat ahoolcyi Sure, never did. An Il
he boauln th' fnirW
"No, 20 choomp, he amt bossin en-
fair Yo have no odycashuu, Dinny, Tn
stuff they oall patohouli's n perfume The
old oman uses Il Nv sunday when she
goes Co th' choorch
"Aperrlume Is itp An IN the lagoony a
perrfimcw
Faith, an they toll mo ibds not. But Nv
yez SO TO Ia fair 20 can SEQ for yerself
Dnny.n
well don't care much for th lagoony
l much prefer III pigs, They say th
Ch'kawgy pigs foine class q pig
"1'ruo, Dinny, itis lthns n foincohance,
AN fwhen Ia th' fair 70 her'
"Oh, not tin th' comm 6ummcr."
IAN Is 70 now yc'd be- bothein me vic
tn World's fair tliat amt 20 DC tiltth' mex
smnmerW
"lt is thatln
well, I'd have " z understandable yo
monstrous talk about oxp'zsh an la
goonya, that fwhtn SO bo "A billIin Go.Dinnl
Finn yea might best conflnc your oratofa
tlOnh TO th' present day An there goes th
whistle now. want 70 hcnr no more o
your Worlds fair New York Sun.