The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02
A FACETiOUS VIEW.
vsGE1ARiAN,sM CARRIED OUT TO ITS
LOGICAL END.

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# vegetable fool are insisted upon by
the members Of the vegetarian congress
a, Chicago. and each advantage is landed
a. y .lutary in the highest degree. Pro-
frssor Mayor. Il well known classical
scholar of St. Johns college. Cambridge,
avers that vegetarianS suffer but little
from thirst. They are set free from
cravings which the world without hears
rs the voice of instinct. strong. imperi-
ous inexoraak." He drinks a glass Of
lemonade It ::l5r +. NJ. from habit ratl,-
er than to slake thirst" and he some
times takes a swig of milk at railway
station restaurants Ito encourage the
dairy at the expense of the brewery"
Thus. so far AS he is concerned, thirst is
abolished. He needs no drink Of any
kind.
The English soldiers and civil servants
in the tropic stretches of Asia and Afri-
"a have only to follow Professor Mayors
example. Thus the value of vegetarian
ism to military science becomes evident.
In fact. not merely the operations of the
commissary department. but the whole
art Of war would be wonderfully changed
and simpliied if Mr.. Thomas Atkins
would forswear meat. Professor Mayor
has not attained his victory over thirst
without sacrifices. at which the grosser
race of meat eaters will grin. For in
stance. he takes the Write Of an egg.
neat. without salt or pepper. Thus he
avoids the indictments to thirst and
keeps his palate in condition to receive
with rapture that British vegetable. the
Brussels sprout. Doubtless a yegetari-
al palate. long brought up on herbs
and grasses and salads guiltless of condi-
ment, becomes capable of receiving savo-
~ sensations from dishes of the simplest
sort. and a turnip picked MP in the fur
row may be sweeter than a stalled OK
tenderloln.
We hope that Professor Mayor will
now 20 on to the abolition Of hunger.
He has put thirst away from him. and
there seems no reason why he should be
less successful with its running mate.
OF course he will be allowed to nibble a
radish now and rnen from habit. even
after he has conquered imperious. mex
orable instinct. The economic advan-
tages arising from the abolition of thirst
would be very great. and Professor May
or has ii III his power, if he can get the
worlds hunger thrOttled. to adj enor-
mously to the wealth of the world Still
greater would be the saving If the world
would eat vegetables from habit only.
It's cheaper to keep II COW than ii man.
We are afraid, however. that the major
lty of men would 20 on perpetual strik
if the necessity of EATING and drinkin-
We're removed. ST that there would be Il
loss of. wealth after all. But what's tn.
use Of being wealthy if You can become
healthy and virtuous by eating vegeta-
bles only.
The profound moral which vegetarian
ism holds for prohibitlonists Is obvious
The consumption of flesh" says a vege-
tartan resolution. '.creates "A thirst for
Intoxicating liquors and should be aban-
doned by nj! who desire to promote tenn
perance reform" This goes to til. roo.
Of the matter. Prohibiting grapes AMI
corn and hops and apples wouldn't be
enough. There will always be some in
toXlca!lt as long as men continue L. be
subject to the demands of thirst. Here's
the real geld cure. the elixir of temper
ance the pill of prohibition. Prohibition
and garden sass. one and inseparable.
now and forever! Nor is intemperance
the only evil which will not and cannot
grow in the garden. DR.. Paul Foster of
Berlin is confident that the adoption of
vegetarian principles will lend the wal
between the poor and the rich. solve the
cnn,.1 pr,b1a,n sc,np1ata slA ,r-,rl- af no
ligion and in all ways ameliorate the un-
happy condition Of the human race.
Reflect upon these things. erring car
nivores, and think that every time you
order a beefsteak at the butchers, you
are ordering unhappiness. the deteriora-
ton of the human race and the debase-
nent Of society. Go to the grocer's and
buy a peck of potatoes and some cucum-
bers and a plug Of tobacco. and carry
peace and potency of social regeneration
home to your cook. Who a tell that
the future of Europe may not be peace
full if Professor Foster can induce the
German emperor to live upon string
beans and asparagus tips for a few
months: Will anybody pretend that
Ezzelino might not have been a man as
mild as milk if he had been restricted to
a diet of spaghetti In his youth? Does
anybody suppose that Jeffreys lived
upon olives:
In addition to the moral. physical and
economic advantages of vegetable diet
there is the Rsthetical advantage. Mrs.
Bruce. the English woman whose paper
on The .Esihetics Of Vegetarianism"
was read at the congress. believes that
'meat eating is opposed to idealism.
while vegetarianism has much to offer
that onnects it with the highest and
best in life. The highest aspect of veg
etarianism is astheticism. 1t is full of
vital truth and beauty" We now See
why Mr.. Oscar Wilde ate huckleberries
when he was in the United States. Using
the term @stheticism in its larger sense,
we see why Emerson ate beans and
why, judged by results. SO many Of his
disciples seem to have lived on cabbages.