The Port Gibson reveille. [volume] (Port Gibson, Miss.) 1890-current, 1893-05-26
THINGS WISE AND OTHERWISE.

made, as falsehood, tor that would be
discourteous- But be would venture tc
state, however, that the remark was as
destitute Of truth as Il Il had been 0
| lfalsehood.
In the Alps: Guide-Now, you will
have to be careful. Many tourist has
broken bis neck at this spot. Gent 10
hls wifc)-Augusta, you 20 first
Wiesden Platter.
Dora-Why are you in such a hurry
10 get 10 Jessle2 Cora i heard she
had Q secret she'd sworn not to reveal
Yankee Blade.
"You say your daughter plays by
ear Z" said the minister. "Yes," re-
Iplied the mother proudly. Excuse me
-but-er is your daughter at all hard
of hearing 9"- Washington Star.
Reward Of Merit :-'Jacobs,1 said
the managing editor Of the great daily
paper, YEARLY, 'swhat ia the name Of
our man down at Squareyille ?" "His
name is Bohackus," answered the as
slstant. "How much are we paying
him? Something ike $40 o month.
"Ralse his salary 90 per cent, I" said the
managing editor. 'That is all, Jacobs.
You can 60" Mr.. Bohackus, of Square
vile, was the only one OF several hun
dred telegraphic correspondents who
had not begun his special telegram TO
the Daily Thunderbolt the night before
in these words 'The election hero
passed off quietly" Chicago Tribune.
The worst penalty Of evil doing IS to
grow into the likeness of the bad |; for
each mans soul changes, according TO
the nature Of his deeds, for better or
for worse,
Tommy Paw, what does the paper
mean when ID says comment is unneces-
sary? Mr.. Figg-It means that the
writer didn't know what to say.-Ind-
annapolis Journal.
New York Uncle Ito Boston boy)-l
Jimmie, can you tell me who George
Washington was? Jimmie Jagged seven)
Tut, tut, my dear sir Is it possible |
that New York and its environments
have become 80 Hibernicized that the
Father of his Country has been rele-
gated to oblivion Truth.
Extraordinary Conduct of Mr.. Guz-
zIeton's New Chef-No, sare can
not permit Eat you eat zis effort ven
you are 80 hongree. You must vait till
Eat prepare somezing TO take zee rough |
edge-ze indiscriminating ferocity from
your appetite-ven you have eaten Eat
zen you can eat-and appreciate
Life.
Committees are admirable things but
it has been said IF the ark had been
built by q committee it would not have
been finished yet Christian Register.
Teacher-Who was the wisest man
that ever lived? Boy-Samson. Teach
was the strongest. IF Sam
son had been wise, he would not have
let his wife cut his hair. Boy-That's
SO. He'd a-gone to a barber. Good
News.
A youth at Oxford, being examined
in Paley, was asked If he could men
ton any instance of the Divine good
ness which he had found out for him
self. Eyes; the conformation of the
nose Of the bulldog. Its nose is so re-
tracted that it can hang on to the bull
and yet breathe freely. But for this it
would soon have to let CO." The bulls
point OF view was not regardedat ALL
TWENTY-FIVE Years of st. Andrews"
Extraordinary Luck: Fond Mamma
Why, what have you in your apron I?
Little Daughter-0h. mammal Such
good lack. Dotty Simpsons cat had
six kittens, and her mamma would not
let her keep but one, as she gave me
the other fye.-Texas Siftings.
Il thought you told me, sir, that
you we're o young man of regular
habits" cried old Mr.. Quackenbush, |
as his new assistant reeled into the hall
ast night. $50 I am," responded the
young man. Thish Is one Of 'em."-
Texas Siftings.
Generation after generation takes to
Itself the form Of body; and forth Is
suing from Cimmerian night, on Hea-
gen's mission appears. What force
Ind fire Is in each he expends: one
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