The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1893-10-24

you wuZ down TO Cuclc ElIlck s.
SEE Josiah, in melancholy axents
"That is why missed SEEM it. But
why didn't you tell me about it, Sa
| mantha? feel have lost two year,
of happiness in not, KNOWN such q
piece wuz wrote" And he went on
warmly: ''Oh. how l love them three
men-I love them like brothers!"
I wuz still demute. a-leanin' on the
heavy bowl. a-restin' my WORKOUT
frame and a-contemplatin' the fac,
that / had to pack the butter into the
tub after it wuz lugged up out of the
suller.
Ag'in he SEE: "What do you think Of
that noble piece, Samantha?"
SEE L: ''There is some truth IN most
arguments, Josiah Allen; if there hain't
a grain of salt in 'em how can they be
KEEP for any length of time. But" SEE
l, ''these men go too fur in their idees;
they hain't mejum enough"
YES they be-" SEE he, ''they are jest
exactly right, and they know it and 1
know it and every Twin man knows it.
OH" sez he warmly, them men put
men and wimmen in their own different
spears and keep 'em there SO beauti-
fully. If you would foller up them
idees. Samantha Allen, would be the
happiest man in Jonesville or the
work."
"Well," sez I, in reasonable axents,
81 would be willin' to charm you,
Josiah Allen, but l don't see how I
could allure and do homework at the
same time"
And then we had some words.
SEE /: This butter has got to be put
down, and l would like to have you
bring up the tub from the suller and
have you help pack it 1t is hard work
for a woHan's arms, when they are
Almost broke off Already"
wall" seq he, short and terse, ''if I
go to Jonesville that democrat has got
to be creased"
And he ketched up his basin of wag-
on-grease, from the suller-way, and
started off almost on the run.
And, if you'll believe it, that man
slammed the door behind him. And
whether it wuz that slam, or whether
it wuz his refusal to bring up that tub,
or whether it wuz WIZ SO tired out, or
whether it wuz that piece he had read
wuz a-gratln' on my nerve onbeknown
to me-whether it WIZ any of these or
all on 'em put together, don't know
but tenny rate, before the echo of that
slam had died away in the spare room
and parlor, jest dropped that butter
ladle down, sot the bowl on the but
terry shelf and, seq 1 to myself, in the
inside of my own mind, but firm and
positive:
I'll take you at your word, Josiah
Allen. l will do the rose act as near
as l can make out what it is, and you
may work for me while / allure and
charm. / will emulate the rose and be
silent"
l turned over in my mind all the pic
lures / had seen of females trying to
allure and charm, and recollected, as
nigh as l could remember, that they
had ginerally been in a settin' poster, so
consequently sot.
/ believe, too, it WIZ proper for me to
sort o clasp my hands in a easy, grace
full attitude and smile some, SO conse-
quently I smiled considerable.
l had, previous to my goin' into the
dress, brown and black plaid, and
white bib apron.
l didn't remember of any of the fe-
males l had mentioned appearin' in a
bib apron, but, thinks l, bib, more or
less, amt goin' to make or break al
lurer and charmer. So l ventured it
And l leaned back in my most lux
urions armed chair, covered with good,
handsome copper plate calico, and. as
say, smiled quite a good deal, and looked
very allurin' and winnin'.
Thinks es l. l don't know exactly
how to do the rose act" without any
regular rules. l knew roses blew out,
but it couldn't be that men would set
that for q sampler for their companions,
for they are deadly opposed to their
pardners talkin' on duty which they, in
their blindness, call "bIowin' blowin'
round"
No; knew it wuzn't that I s'posed
it meant to keep still and look pretty.
So / tried faithful [ am always very
in anything undertake.
Wall, jest as got my hands clasped
in a very graceful and allurin' attitude,
and my lips wreathed in winsome
smile, my pardner entered with his
basin of wagon-grease in his hand.
] set where | could see him plain.
lie glanced into the buttery. and seq
ne:
Gracious Heavens! Hain't that but
-er finished? Nor the tea-kettle on at !
lalf-past eleven?'
l smiled at him as sweet as I knew
low but KEEP silent.
Ag'in he yelled: why, in the name
# the gracious Peter, hain't dinner I'M
Ter way?'
Ag'in 1 smiled. And ag'in I KEEP, |
silence. (The rose act" jest as nigh
Is could foller it,
And finally he seq, lool1in' clost at
ne:
What are you a-tryin' to do, any
vay?'
Then come out plain and sez to him,
n middlin' calm axents, but firm:
Josiah Allen, am a-tryin' to allure
nd charm"
Sez he: You are a-bein' gol-darned
DOL. that's what you are a-bein'." That
vuz the secout time he had used that
readful word "gol darn" since our
married life commenced. But l still /
miled and murmured, gently and ten
Ierly:
Sweet pet"
And then Josiah Allen burst out into
words that won't tell, even if am
mt on the VERY mint of the steal