Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1893-01-04

Full ninny stolen watch is placed in hook
Where three balls dangle Ger the thorough
fare
-southron.
Clothes may not make the man, but
suits make the lawyer Etmra Ga
zette.
"Workin' now, Petep" Nav. |
got a job in the city hall. "-Batdio
Express.
did you find it very expensive at
the beach," lawfully. Even the tide
was high" -Harper's Bazdr.
Jagson says there are lots of men
who start for heaven too late to get
past quarantine. Eimira Gazette.
He am altogether unworthy of
you, darlng?" She (tenderly) THAT
Is what papa says = Detroit Free
Press.
The man who is stuck on himself is
one who backed his judgment and bet
on the wrong man.-NeW orleans Pea
ynne.
Chappie Excuse me il have been
thoughtless." Maud Certainly; Pm
not given 20 exacting impossiblities.
a. Y. Heraid
A sufferer from a severe cough says
that his complaint has one OF the mod
ern improvements pneumatic tire.
-LotoeH Courier.
Forester How time does fly."
Lancaster don't blame it. Think
how many people there are trying to
kill it. Brooklyn life.
Flint-"Why does Young Dumley
always wear that big mackintoshP"
Fogg ale doesn't know enough to go
in when it rains. drip.
Somerby says that lately he prayed
all night on his knees. This is ever SO
much better than preying ON his fell
low-men.--R hiiatelpAm Times.
al hope you will like my friend" he
said. "He is very versatile fellow"
IL know SHALL" she replied. Il
simply adore poets. ~ \. Herald.
Tracker Brides horses never
win. do theyP" Upper - Never"
"Then how does he make SO much
money!" BETS agin em."-N. T.
Weekly.
NAMED your boy John after your
self. Mr.. BarrowsP' NO, Mrs. Tom
son. We have named him James
after a prolonged family w."-Har-
per's Bazdr.
II the seaside and the fancy dress
ball seasons should happen to come at
the same time there would be nothing
left Of fashionable dress save the belt.
--GaiUeston Ne,Os.
"Do you think it is symptom of in
sanity for a man to talk to HIMSELF"
Not necessarily. 1t may b, merely
good-natured liberation of poor So
ciety".- Washington Star.
"Timmins is one of the most dis
agreeable fellows to play poker with
ever met" WhyP Does he always
grumble when he loses?" "He never
loses. "-Indianapoiis Journal.
Husband going on a hunD-"I
know I'll miss you when I'm away.
dearest" Wife-"Of course you will.
You always miss everything when you
are off hunting. "-Brooktyn Life.
First Sportsman Gas the partridge
flies off)-"Just my luck; miss fire
every time" Second Ditto-"Don't
despair; you may have better luck
in another world. "-Boston Transcript
Watts--"Do YOU believe there really
are any suicide cubsP" Potts
"Dunno. did see an advertisement
Of vegetarian boarding-house' not
long ago, though. "-lnaianapoits Jour
aai.
Mrs. Fifty (who thinks she appears
youthfuD may be surprised to
hear that that tail young man is my
son." Mr. Gaueh--"irs. indeed, l
thought he was your grandson.
Life.
Barker lin the surD-Come on In.
Hicks" Hicks--"Can't! Can't swim.
Besides, I'm feeling dizzy this morn
ing" Barker-"Come on. You'll be
all right if your head swims. '-Har-
per's Basar.
1t is reported that upon the next &C.
casion Mr.. Gladstone has to be in
attendance upon her Majesty at Os-
borne he will proceed there via Ryde, |
80 as TO keep rs far away from Cowes
as possible.-Judy.
Mother-"Why aren't you and |
Georgia as good boys as your little
brother?" Young Hopeful guess
it's cause you'd more experience
bringin' up boys wen you commenced
on him. Good NeoS,
Harry (who had some money given
him to spend at the fair)-"Papa.
things were so cheap Mt the fair that
80 cents of my money was wasted"
Papa "Wasted9" Harry -"Yes, l
didn't spend it, Brooklyn Life.
Mrs. Newrich (who prides herself
on her knowledge of art) which |
institution do you think | ought to
leave my pictures when | die?" Con-
scientious Artistic the Asylum for
the Blind" -kate Fields Washington.
-Yes," said the young student,
thoughtfully, "when get interested in
u subject | never stop until have en-
braced it thoroughly That's nice"
was the hesitating reply. ~Do-do
you think I'm an interesting subjectP'
N. y. Herald.
The Old Friend-"I hear you are en-
gagged, Fanny. Can it be possible you