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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14

with such ingratitude-that they all should
be unworthy?"
There was such agony written on her
face, something like pity sprang up in
kenneth's eyes.
-She would suffer twice as much in be-
living Griffith evil as in think ing me SO.
I wonder what Olga Astange would say
could she see M now? 1t seems to me I
have chance TO prove myself q man;
ni0ht-save q soul; for if suffer for my
brother this time. may it not keep him
from SHINING AGAIN." he soliloquized.
Mother think what would become Of
us did you turn us out!" pleaded Griffith.
You have broueh hit ~ upto be Deepen dent;
you would make us beggars if you cast
us from you now"
Hush, Griffith! why do you say us?"
modify questioned Kenneth. Il am the
punish you for my fault"
Then you confess it?" cried Mrs
Byrne "Oh, you coward! You thought
l would not go to my safe for six months,
and by that time you could replace the
money. You did not want me to come,
and SO would have pleaded for that Glen
ming. ii l would have allowed you to-
Kenneth Byrne, YOU shall no longer be
called my son. You are viliain! and l
ana never let me look upon your face
again. Go to-day"
He regarded her calmly, coldly.
voice.
If you do not. you will regret it. l
wish you to go, and take away everything
belonging to you. Everything!" she
passionately affirmed.
He bowed. Suddenly his face dark
ened.
Must I sell Lady BELIEF" he asked.
Mother, will you not keep her here? III
for her."
His mother looked at him. hesitated
but, as she haughtily moved do,A the
room, said:
"She may stay"
The door closed after leg ~ 0t0
and Kenneth stared at ea - O1Ass e q,
lence for several moments.
1T is nice thing, this, said Griffith,
moving uneasily at last. Il wonder who
could have taken the money!"
III l did not think you know, should
not leave the house without investi-
eating"
MY dear Ken, do you think it."
'Grff, am not in the humor for non.
sense. Don't play Tie hypocrite with me
or II, st y here and have a detective dis.
cover the thief in this household" sale
Kenneth. sternly.
Griffith's head fell, and his brother
turned from him and entered his room.
Half an hour later he was on his way t.
New York-.an outcast from his mothers
homo, disRraced man, almost beggar
and yet his face looked happy, his lipl
| smiled.
Fate decided Olga Astange should no
| see me to-day" he mu,tered. Il wonde
what destiny holds in store for me as
| poor man."
Little did he then think the blood sta
hal crossed his, or that murder was to Ii,
| at his door,
Hopeful, almost joyous. he started t,
attend that theatrical dinner, where Chri
| awaited Griffith.
You have seen his greeting there.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14

Paterfamilias Ito unexpected guest)
Why didn't you send us word you
were coming? Pot-luck, you know.
my boy! Hope you have managed to
make out dinner. Unexpected
Guest (politely)-Bless you, old man.
l hope l may never have a worse one
Life.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Not y Gift.

"Who giveth this woman away?"
inquired the clergyman. "No one,"
rejoined the groom. as there flashed
upon him a recollection OF the allow
ance he had settled upon the brides
parents Kate Fields Washington.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
LAUGH ANDGROWF FAT
A HEALTHY TONIC FOR INvAl.
IDS OF ALL KINDS.

Humorous Anecdotes Cleaned from vari-
GUS Ssslrces-Somethlng to Read which
win Make Anybody Sleep well-Better
Than Medicine When Taken Before Ro-
firing.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Those Everlasting Watering Carts.

Driver Gas heavy shower comes up)
Col dern it.! There, I've forgot
my rubber coat, and l we got to
sprinkle all around the Manufactures
Building yet.-World's Fair Puck.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Sporting Item.

Leeds-Who do you think will
win the fight between Bluffiey and
Boxer? Mansfleld-I think it is
only a question of who gets winded
first. Leeds-So 90 1, but l think
Blutfiey is the better talker of the
two Truth.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Extra Precautions.

~ suppose after the burning Of the
cold storage building the Worlds
Fair managers are uneasy, eh?"
Eyes, in the art gallery they've
ordered the water-colors to be mixed
up with the oil paintings, for safety. ="
EXCHANGE.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
A Dubious Complaint,

She-How can you say such hateful
things about me? You told Grace
Wigglebodie that I'd never see 80
again. He-What of that? l meant,
you know, that the good die young.
Exchange.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Modifying Circumstances.

Hungry Higgins-I think of all the
sad sights they is empty bottle is
the saddest. Don't you? Weary
Watkins-Not if I've had the empty
in, of it. -Indianapolis Journal.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14

'Shake, old fellow" said the pill
low to the sword, who has been re
lating thrilling experience IN bat
tie 81 know what it is to be in a
fight. Puck.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Asserted Herself.

COrOner-YOu say you told the
hired girl to get out of the house the
minute you discovered the fire, and
she refused to 60 Mrs. Burndout-
Yes, sir. She said she must have a
months notice before she'd think of
leaving.-Puck.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
A Difference.

Tramp-Sir, l think l knew you
when you were poor, and was rich.
-BilliOn-No, sir; you refused to
know me then, If I remember. l can
now return the compliment Vogue.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14

Bashful Lover-Mary, l believe
would like to go on the veranda and
have pipe. Mary-Yes. do! You
have not piped very much SO far
Detroit Free Press.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Not His Fault.

"l've been riding on the elevated
for i've years and I've never offered a
lady a seat" ''Then you never had
any manners" THAT isn't it. I've
never yet had a seat. Life.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Translated.

"What does que lnon' meau?"
Literally, 'but-no'; translated
freely, it's what q French girl says
when she wants to marry a man and
at the same time wants to refuse
him. PUCK.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14

Leeds-I see England, as usual,
had to interfere with the ditfiulty be-
tween France and Siam. Mansfield
Yes; whenever there is an inter-
national dispute the British lion
always has to put her roar in
Truth.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14

Lily White-Did you have many
offers during the summer? Phoebe
Bird-Many? Why, / had to limit
the proposal speeches to five minutes!
Puck.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Figures Won't Lie.'

Ieacher-Thomas had twelve apples
and he ate all of them but four; how
many did he eat?
Pupil-Almost ninety.
Teacher-How do you make that
out?
Pupil-Lacks two of ninety-eight
he ate.-ArcOla Record.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Easily Held Up.

Reuben-Oh, Raz does yo' usin'
dem Boston garters TO- to hold yo'
socks up? Razberry-No, indeed.
Reuben-Whad does yo' do den?
Razberry-I doan wear no socks
Judge.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
She HODed Not,

A professor, in explaining to a class
OF young ladies the theory according
to which the body is entirely renewed
every seven years, said: Thus Miss
b, in seven years you will no
longer be Miss b" II really
hope l shan't" demurely responded
the girl, mode5tly casting down her
eyes. -New York Ledger.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14

''Do you take this man for better
or for worse?" asked the minister.
II can't tell until l have had him
for little while. returned the bride.
-Harper'S.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Watermelon Fashion.

'Rastus-Wha' fob yoh wear such
a necktie as dat, niggah? Doan you
know red and green am an inhom-
monious combination? Jake-Am
dat SO? Den no bout or watermel-
yOn?
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
She Was Scared.

Manager What's the matter?
Why don't you go into the cage?
Nine. Rinaldo (the lion-tamer)-I-I
can't. There's a mouse in the cage.
Truth,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Manslaughter.

Hc-It's shame that poor fel
low went and drowned himself. She
oh, he couldn't help it. His best
girl threw him overheard. Judge.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14

The gambler always thinks that
when he dies b. will 60 to . better
world.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
A Hard Worker.

MRS GOsUP-You seem to under
stand your husband perfectly? MrA
Jellaby-Yes. He talks In his Sleep
you know.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Their Respective Worth.

Clara QanguidIy)-My flance is 10
years old and is worth million.
Mary-Mine is % and l wouldn't
take hundred millions for him
Exchange
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14

ALWAYS meet your wife With .
smile" on your lips, but always wait
till the odor of the "smile" has some.
what abated.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
score One.

Therese-I have to be so careful of
my complexion. Mildred-I suppose
so. dear-lest you perspire
Topica
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14

Forrester-Did you see me making
q fuss over that baby Lancaster
Yes; how much do you owe him.
Truth.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Unlucky Thirteen.

1t is certainly unlucky to have
thirteen at table when there ID only
dinner enough for tWelve-Life.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
Where the Rub Comes In.
Entitled to Discount.

Entitled to Discount.
'That price includes state room
and meals suppose?" said the pros
pective ocean tourist to the steam.
ship agent Eyes, sir" Then what
reduction do you make to a nan who
is sea sick all the way across. Judge.
A Hard Worker.
"Working hard nowadays?' asked
Fangle. "Yes." replied Cumso. sit
s"-Exchan0e
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
where Ignorance Ia Not Bliss.

Yes, the dog is muzzled, but the
man is near-sighted and hasn't dis,
covered it yet.-Judgo.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-12-14
.Harper's

Although butter remains very firm,
poultry has a falling tendency, and
eggs are way Off.-Truth.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-19
CONFIDENCE WAS BLIND.

A western representative Of an east.
ern house gave a coast newspaper the
other day an amusing account Of
financial tuso which saved during
panic some years ago at least one
Milwaukee bank aud doubtless did
much 10 restore confidence In many
others both In the Cream city and
elsewhere. The story II not now but
there are many who have never heard
Il, and Mt tho present time will per-
haps seem opportune aud interesting to
all.
The depositors In German savings
bank suddenly became alarmed about
the safety Of their money and began to
draw 1t out. The run grew fast aud
furious m II progressed, but pretty soon
the frightened deposltore began TO look
about TO see what they should No with
their money after It had been paid to
them. Somebody suggested that they
leave II In Alexander MilchelPs bsuk
around the corner IN tho same block,
which, everybody agreed, was a. safe
ns the Uni.eu states treasury Itself. So
the siuruy Germans, as they LETT the
savings bank with their wealth, formed
line at the receiving tellei's window
In Mi,chelps bank aud transferred
their deposits 10 his vaults IN iast ~
they Withdrew them from those OF the
other institution, vhrf,uuon they
wen, home satisfied. But tue savings
bank diin't break, nor did tho heavy
digln upon its cash reserves prevent
every deposltor from getting his money
IA full as soon ~ his turn came IN the
line h be- waited upon. And this h
what enabled the bank TO stand the
run; When Mr.. Mitchell found how
things wors going-how the Ger
man depositoTs were transferring
their coin and confidence from his
neighbours bank TO his quietly
started relay OF messengers from the
back door Of his own bank 10 the cor.
responding entrance In the savings
Institution around the corner, each
messenger bearing n sack OF cash,
which was left as n deposit. Thus II
happened that as fast as tho panic.
stricken reutons brought their luoru
from the favinga bank 10 Alitchel's II
was seat back Egain g Teplenish the
Outgoing stream, and they were none
tbs wiser for II. Their money was safe
in either place, and lack OF confidence
was at the bottom Of their fright, as II
Is ut ths bottom Of nearly oil financial
scares.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-19
nm nm MAILN AurpLY.

IL requires no more than half au eye
and no more than common Int diligence
to see and understand the importance
OF this city's securing all tho rights Il
can, aud maintaining all IL already
has, TO this waters flowing within or
adjacent to the municipal boundaries.
Under the most favorable conditions,
the corporation doca not own or control
ono drop moro than II neUda; there arr
timoa Of year, anu there doubtless Will
he many ontiro seasons, whom the
utmost economy will have TO be om-
ployed TO save some sections from actual
want. II this Is the case with cur
present population and area, how much
more important becomes the question
when we contemplate the future, with
tho Increased consumption tina, It H.
sure to brlnpl
with every legitimate enieavor,
therefore, 10 preserve existing rights
aud, rs opportunity may oder, acquire
new ones, all cltllsns should bo In
hearty accord. The case Is one ia
which politics cuts no figure; an OH.
cial who thinks 1t does, aud acts upon
that opinion, ought to DO released sum.
marily. On the other hand, the public
ought to lend cordial encouragement
and support TO each one who realizes
the Importance Of his duty ami + en-.
ergetlc IN fulfilling II; also to aid In
the enforcement Of such ordinances
and regulations as have a boaring on
the subject Without water this city
could never have been builL without
it we could never have grown to our
present proportions. without the
assurance OF It for the future
we cannot make any more growth. For
itself the News Is accordingly pre-.
pared to call any reasonable oxpoudi.
turo Of means in the obtaining and
care ot this fundamental and all.im.
plrlant source OF existence wlso and
statesmanliEo use Of money.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-19

Il 10 claimed by an Eastern paper
that there 10 man In high public
position who ought 70 DO dealt with In
some way calculated to Impress him
with a sense Of his wrong doing. The
man spoken OF is tue superintendent
OF the United states mint at Pniladel.
phia and his name isO. q. Bosbysnell.
His oilense consi-ls Of writing letter
recently toa gentleman in Indiana
polls In which tho writer de-
olatud that an ounce Of silver or
gold contained $500 grains anu
that one thousand ounces Of pure sill
yer will cola 1895 standard dollars.
There must have been n slip OF the pen
or something, for certainly man In
so responsible a position could never
maize such a mistake Rs that. la troy
measurement there are As0graina In an
ounce, and the fact tina. tho substance
spoken OF happens 10 be silver would
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-19
JupeE ruLLER,s NrLING.

Chief Justice Fulleg's ruling ON the
Sunday opening question contains one
or two surprises, but they are not
sharp ONES, and perhaps to those who
know his honor and his mothods of
reaching legal conclusions better than
does the writer hereof would have no
point at all. strictly legal per.
formal &C, the Ia p employed being uu.
adorned by ornate phrase aud each
sentence being asiuclsiyc ami 40 much
10 the point aud bs naked OF anything
hut i,s cold self as a Fcailol DO the
hands Ola surgeon. Law In law, son.
tmeut Is sentiment and religion In
religion with tho Chief Justice, mud
I'M keeping them not only separate
but erecting barriers against
their commugling hereafter nc
has done the state some eur-
vice Ia thEt he ha1 gt least established
order ouroi chaaH, although to many
u may seem that the Cm arau method
was tue one adopted to bring forth the
creation.
Two things are settled by the do.
nision-the appropriation for the
World's Fair was yin, aud any
Interest which the government mey
have in the Exposition VIII No,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-19

n II. oxford, New Cassell, Wis,
wis troubled with Neuralgia aud
Rheumati,m, his Stomach was dlsor.
dersd, hls Liver VISA affected TO All
alarming degree, appetite fell away,
and he was terribly reduced In fe'h
and eirsngth. Three bottleb Of Electric
BltterH cured him.
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, ILL.,,
had running sore ON his log Z eight
years standing. Usod three bottles Of
Electric Bittera and seven boxes Of
Bucklen'a ArnicA Salye, and his leg Ia
sound and well. John Speaker, Cat
awba, o., had Ave large Fever sores
on his leg; doctors said he was lncurp.
bic. One bottle Electric Blttors and
one box BuCklen's ArnlcR SAlve cured
him entirely. Sold at 4. q. Smith x
Co.'S Drug Store. sSs
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-19

cases that ever engaged the attention
Of a court and jury. The mystery,
however, Is the smallest part Of II, be-
cause there Ia more or less Of that ele'
ment In every great trial and we have
become used 10 II; but we have not
yet became used to such a condition
Of things as either turning n human
monster loose red-banded upon the
public with no chance for redress
thereafter, or having the terrible
thought besieging the mind that In
our sovereign capacity we have perfe-
cGted and hnrafsed aud made Of life
a loathsome burden 10 an innocent and
unoiiending woman. II only the trial
could bring with its result certainty
that the BORDEN girl is innoce torguil-
~, Il would be hailed with satisfaction
throughout the land; but It f. likely 10
bring Hothing but that element OF
greater doubt than evot-guilt not
not proved but suspected o. strongly
40 before.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-19
A MOST MYSTERIOUS CASE.

Unless the prosecution have some
thing more then has yet been shown,
ami obtain permission to reopen the
case and present n, tho Jury should
a,qult Llaz.e Borden without leaving
their seals. Ia this we make full
allowance for hving alta distance auI
uninfuencei by the Sensational ana
emotional developments Of the court
room; but assuming thnt tho fact, upon
which alone the Jurors must como TO
conclusion as 10 quit. or innocence are
given {, u, Substantially 10 they are
given 90 them, there la nothing but
acquhtll IN the cale. There may be
SOME doubts engeuuurei 10y reason Of
the Ambiguous and iucoucIusiye char.
uoler OF some OF the testimony, but
these Of o3urgo arc Ru element OF
negative strength Tor tho prisoner;
most o., the rest Is strength OF a positive
nature 80 Tar a. a trial can g0.
THIS Is ono OF tho muat nyatorlou5
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-19

Irwin w. Larimorc,physIcAl director
Of Y. NJ. &. A., Des Moines, Ia, says
he can consclentlouely recommend
Chamberlain,s Pain Balm TO athletes,
gymnasts, bicyolis,s, foot ball players
aud the profession IN genera for bruises,
eptains aud disl0c atlons; also for sore.
ness aud stiffness OF the muscles. MIR.
Latimore has used two bottles Of the
Pain Balm and II enthusiastic IN his
praise Of the remedy. When applied
before the paris become swollen II will
effect a cure In ope-half the time
usually required. Itslsn cures rheuma.
item. For sale by u. G. NJ. |. Drug
Dept. d&A
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-06-19
ROYAL1Y,S rEccADmLoES.

II the Infauta Eulslla has not al
ready out.,taycd her welcome In
America she has como porilously near
IL; shc has certainly coutrived 20 pro-
vide n double rladnc-s for the Chicn'
goans, who were enthusiastically glad
when she came to their city and are
now grimly glad that she has gone
away again.
tits not recorded that even once
during the stately programme arranged
for the Spanish guests In New York
was the royal princess guilty Of a Jduz
pas. She may have been irrltasoi
with he elabotateness Of the prepare
tlons, and may have been iatigucd
with the frequency Of the functions at
which she was 20 be the chief aud
shining figure. We should think MI
the more Of her " we knew that her
heart rebclled against knicserblcker
nuukoylsmand sighed for the privilege,
everywhere accorded to poripato,ics, Of
doing Ia America a. the Americans do.
But IL II recorded that In Gotham no
social oxaction was TO her too severe.
She was all smiloe Ia the presence Of
terles Of receptions and soirees that
were firing 10 the reader aud must
have been much more 20 10 the par.
tlcipan,. she fairly exhausted good
nature In the effort 10 be agreeable
during the long, trying ordeal that
vanity and obsequlousness, not pro.
prlety and good taste, had condemned
her to. But She lRvishcd her Spanish
pollteness so freely upon the Now
Workers that she had little lott Tor the
people aud the city ~ whose guest
and at whose invitation she came.
IN New York she was dlguiiied but
utbAne, Joyous but seli-containod. In
Chicago she displayed hauteur mingled
with pelulance, and annoyance not
confofmable with good breeding, The
Lake oity's papers have treated her
oulbursts OF temper and her disregard
OF the prophecies with rare magnanim.
ity and consideration; but II Is an open
secret that she offered many aud ia.
grant aiifonls 10 those who were strain.
ing every effort 10 show her hospitality
and Difference, ami was guilty Of
breaches Of etiquette that would have
been objectionable In hoydenlsh
ohool gill. Her contompluous
disregard for programs and appoint
mentE, that were made presumably
with her approval, oausoi frequent
disappointmonts and at leuglh dis
gust. Her mad prank Ia oaTeering
about the Exposition grounds at mid
night was untoyRl enough; aud when
10 1t was added the inlimation broadly
stated that her highne8i was several
times actually intoxicated, the mantle
OF charity was hardly large enough to
cover her shortcomings. II Il argued
that person with such plebeiau tastes
unworthy tho prluCely welcome and
Entertainment provided. Tho lesson
Rouruing from II all ought to be that Ia
n land Of republican simplicity every
well-mgnnerod guest will be content
with such reception rs IL due to dis.
tinction flr intellect or public service
mot birth; and that every attempt 70
90 beyond this only makes us ridi,u.
lols. II the Worlds Fair teaches us
this much It viii have accomplished
one most excellent thing,