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, e OF SAINT 4. FE.
ATTRACTIONS HISTORIC AND MODERN
AT THE GATEWAY OF THE RATIONAL PARK.

Crest attitudes furnish a gymnasium
where the respiratory organs are compelled
to be exercised, and, Consequently become
larger and more efficient,
Altitude, also, prevents instead of inducing
hemorrhage, as was the old opinion. This
fact has been well established by experience
and observation.
Prof NJ. W. Harrington, chief of the o. a.
weather bureau, says:
Santa Fe lies in the drie.t part of the
United States. This region is extensive, but
changes in form from geasop to season.
SAINTS Re is always in 1t, however.
THE WATERS OF SANTA PIE.
Dr. J. d. Banter vice-president CT the
American Health Resort association says:
ut Ia worth travelling miles to drink Of
such waters Is flow through this deep cut in
the mountains end supply the city Of Santa
Fe for domestic purposes and for irrigation
Of the fruit farms. The water is absolutely
pure, cold and fresh from the melting
SHOWS above, or trickling from springs in
the mountain side. 1t is free from all lima
alkali or other ingredients so very injurious
to the consumptive patient. Such water IL
o great boon anywhere and at any time bus
here, where other features Of sunshine and
pure air combine to produce an ideal
climate, 1t Is of Especial value"
STATISTICAL REFORMATION.
Tho annual temperature varies but little
from year to year. The following tables tell
the tale:
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HARD TIMES.
Society Leaders Accommodate Themselves
70 the Depression.

society lehucIB
to the Depression.
Mrs. Wall Streete--Why, my dear, who
would have thought of meeting yon here
of all the people in the world'
Mrs. Murray Hill might ask the same
question of you, dear. livery rarely come
down Fifth avenue now--it reminds me so
painfully of the time when l used to drive
my carriages. Oh, dearl
Mrs. Wall Streete Yes, indeed; the fnan.
cial depression has about ruined us all.
Mrs. Murray Hill-Still we must be
cheerful, and times may alter Where are
you living now, dear?
Mrs. Wall Streete-The girls and have
taken three hall rooms in Wooster street.
Mrs. Murray Hill-Realiy! How charm
ing! must come and call If it Is within
walking distance. OF course car fare is
out of the question. By the way, are you
going to the Grand Centralles peanut at
home?
Mrs Wall Streete-No. Unfortunately
we have cruller cotillon on our roof
which the landlady has kindly placed at
our disposal for that evening. Did you not
get our postal card of invitations
Mrs. Murray Hill-My dear, we move so
constantly and so suddenly that we never
receive any mail.
Mrs. Wall Streete-Poor thing 1t is
very awful.
Mrs. Murray Hill (cheerfully)-But !
think we are settled now on Blocker street.
We do little washing and securing in lieu
Of rent, and Of. course one is bound to en-
terrain, you know, even if ones circum
stances are reduced!
Mrs. Wall Streete-Oh, yes, of course one
is. Those wretched Clinton Places are as
ostentatious as ever just fancy their Civ
ing cornbeef hash dejeuner to 10 the 9th
err dayl
Mrs. Murray Hill-It can't be true!
Mrs. Wall Streete--I assure you it is n
fact. They always did want to parade their
wealth. Well, dear, must 60 and buy my
crullers. Goodbye
Mrs. Murray Hill-Goodby, dear. If we
haven't changed our address, we shall ex-
pect you and the girls on the 1st at to Il
banana afternoonl-Truth.
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Bimly--How do you know

Sharpley Haven't you noticed that he
is forming the habit of nudging people.
Puck.
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Have No Equal.

Allcocks Porous Plasters have attained
worldwide reputation solely upon their
superlative merits. They have would-be
rivals, but have never been equalled or
even approached in curative properties
and rapidity and safety of action. Their
value has been attested by the highest
medical authorities. as we'll as by unim-
peachable testimonials from those who
have used thsm, and they are recon-
mended as the best external remedy for
weak back, rheumatism, sciatica, colds,
coughs, sore throat, chest and stomach
affections, kidney difficulties, weak mus
cles, strains, stitches, and aches and pains
of every description.
Beware of limitations, and do not be
deceived by Misrepresentation. Ask for
lAllcock's, and let no solicitation or ex.
PLANTATION induce you to accept sub
stitute
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DISCOVERED.
A Sea- Serpent That Had an Object In
Life.
1t was Lou who saw it first.

Lie.
1t was Lou who saw it first
Away Off toward the horizon she noticed
something shiny rising and falling with the
waves. There was spot Of this shiny
something here and there in a line, and
suddenly it came to her that they looked
like scales, and she screamed:
1.-THE sea serpentr'
Then the others in the boat looked at it,
and the conclusion was unanimous that a
veritable reptile Of the ocean was in sight
Tho men were for rowing nearer, to get
good view of ii, but the girls declared they
would die of fright if they weren't taken
back to the hotel at once-that is all but
Lou. Lou wanted to see the serpent at
closer quarters, and finally the rest said
they were willing to 60 nearer If the men
would promise to row back the minute
they told them to. Accordingly the boat
was headed toward the monster, and three
pairs of oars sent it merrily over the waves.
All eyes except those Of the oarsmen were
directed upon the serpent, which did not
seem to change its position, but lay lazily
on the water, the tops of its coils appear
ing more or less distinct as the waves rose
and fell around it.
Don't let's go any nearer" pleaded one
Of the girls ut might chase u.s."
"Oh, yes" replied Lou, 1--WE aren't half
near enough yet. Think what a nice story
we'll have to tell when we get back to the
hotel"
IF we everdo get back" added the other
ruefully.
The oarsmen kept on their course, rest
ing occasionally to gaze ut the strange ami
NAL and wonder II it was safe to go nearer.
The creature was from 90 to 80 feet long,
according to the different estimates Of the
observers, and might be dangerous Gus
toner to encounter at close quarters Still
the explorers kept on, and presently Lou
said:
Il can see its mouth. It's wide open"
Then the Others could see it's mouth, and
q savage looking mouth it was-something
like crocodle's, with jaws wide apart.
II believe it's dead" said Lou. ut
doesn't move its head particle, but just
seems to be floating on the waves with its
mouth wide open"
IF it's dead, it's safe enough" said one
of the oarsman "At any rate, Pm not 60
ing back now till I've had a closer view"
They were approaching the creature rap
idly now, and presently Lou burst into a
hearty laugh.
well, what's funny"
why" she giggled, shat sea serpent's
made of tin, and in its open jaws is paint
ed sign which says, Use Lungs Liver
Pills."
Then we turned about and went back to
the hotel.-Brooklyn Life
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A New Cause. Thousands Flock to its
Standard.

When new cause is presented to the
public it always excites attention. A prom
inent physician has said that la grippe,
during the last three years, has done more
to weaken the hearts of the world than
any other cause that has ever existed.
Those who have had this malady and
subsequently found themselves subject
to palpitation, short breath, irregular
pulse, wind in stomach, pain in side or
shoulder, smothering spells, fainting,
dropsy, and etc., may feel assured they
have heart disease, which unless checked
at once, may result fatally. DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure is the only remedy that
can be relied upon to effect cure. Sold
by A. C. ireland jr., on guarantee. Ask
for the Doctors new book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

Mr.. Thomas Bate, editor of the Graph
ic, Texarkana, Arkansas, has found what
he believes to be the best remedy in ex
istence. for tho flux. His experience is
we'll worth remembering. He says: "Last
summer had severe attackof fiux.
tried almost every known remedy, none
giving relief. Chamberlains Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy was rec
commended to me. I purchased a bottle
and received almost immediate relief.
continued to use the medicine and was en-
tirely cured. take pleasure in recon-
mending this medicine to any person suf-
fering from such disease,as IN my opin-
ION it is the best medicine in existence"
25 and so cent bottles for sale by A. c..
Ireland, ir.
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Neglected Education.

With airy step upon the lawn,
In filmy drapery,
The college maiden, like fawn,.
Plays tennis in her glee.
She's happy now, she's free from school.
From Latin and from Greek,
While standing in the breezes cool
That vie to kiss her cheek.
And yet her education she
Thinks incomplete today,
For just heard, and not in glee,
This lovely maiden say.
With many deep drawn, weary sigh,
Whose music haunts me yet,
"Oh, goodness, don't l wish that
Could roll acigarctte"
New York Truth.
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The Alameda.

A new and very attractive resort in the
charming Mesilla valley, one mile from
Las Cruces, N. M. Thoroughly comfort
able and home-like. Strictly frst-class
in every respect. The choicest OF fresh
fruits at all seasons and Jersey milk and
cream speciality. Livery furnished AZ
reasonable rates. Terms $40 to $l4 per
week. For further particulars, address.
j. K. LIVINGSTON,
Las Cruces, N. M
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A COOking.SchOOl Girl,

Her mother had gone out of town and
left the dear, sweet cookiag-school girl in
charge of the house, and breakfast was
nearly an hour late when her father asked
what was the matter.
Well, papa, she said, the coffee has been
boiling for thirty minutes, and it hasn't
melted yet.--General Manager.
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From the Heart.

A son of dignifled Hartford man, al
though not old in years, has good bit of
age in his brains,
The family observe the custom of silent
blessing at the table, and at dinner recently
the G-year-old spoke up:
"Why don't you say it aloud, pa?"
"You can say it aloud il you choose, my
son." replied the father, and bowling his
head solemnly the little fellow originated
this unique grace;
Sod have mercy on these victuals. y
New York Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

A familiar dialogue was recently over
heard with the following variations:
Where are you going, my pretty maid?
I'm going a-ishing, sir, she said.
May 60 with you, my pretty maid?
Yes; you will make nice hook for my
line, she sale. Washington Star.
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Sociology.

Queerthought-I don't think the activity
of the divorce lawyer is to be so much de
plored, do you?
Binthere-You don't, chr Well, guess
you never had one of them chasing you
around the country for three years with
bill as long as a Observation-Disclosures
Tribune,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

The success of Mrs. Annie M. Beam, of
McKeesport, Pennsylvania, in the treat
ment of diarrhna in her children will I'M
doubtedly be of interest to many mothers.
She says: 81 spent several weeks in
Johnstown, Pa, after the great flood, on
account of my husband being employed
there. We had several children with us,
two of whom took the diarrhoea very
badly. got some of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrh@a Remedy from
Rev. Mr.. Chapman. 1t cured both of
them. I know of several other cases
where it was equally successful. think
it can not be excelled and cheerfully
recommend it," 25 and so cent bottles
for sale by A. c. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

Texas can boast of a champion dirty man.
A regular boarder at the hostelry of the
Widow Flapjack in Austin said to the new
white waiter:
what has become of the colored man
who used to wait on me?"
Pm the man," was the reply, Mrs.
Flapjack made me wash my hands and face
yesterday" -Teyas Siftings.
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No Time to Lose.

II must go and sprinkle the lawn right
away" said Mr.. barley as soon as he got
home from the office.
"What's the rush" asked his wife.
"Why not do it laters"
'I'm afraid if don't do it Immediately |
won't be able to do it at all this evening,
for heavy thunder shower is coming this
way."-Harper's Bazaar.
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Our Rapid Transitory Experience

Our Rapid TransitOry Experience
Is brief enough without our shortening it
by seeking medical aid, when we are
somewhat unwell, from sources where it
Is only obtainable with great risk. Even
if the old doctrine were true that violent
disease require violent remedies, it does
not follow that drastic purgatives, mar
cotics, powerful "sedatives" of the nerv-
GUS system are advisable in cases where
slight disorders manifestly call for the
use of milder means of recovering, in
volving no subsequent danger, but equal
ly efficient. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
not only relieves, but ultimately and
completely relieves disorders of the
stomach, liver, bowels and nerves. 1t is
genuine tonic, BEAUTIFULLY stimulates
the kidneys, lisa thorough Alternative, and a
most effectual preventive of chills and
fever and bilious remittent. The utmost
confidence can be reposed in the purity
and safety of its medical ingredients.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

Mr.. H. j. Mayors, of Oakland, Nd,
says: 81 have sold thirteen bottles of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to-day and
am literally sold out. This is the largest
sale on record of any one preparation in
day over our counters. 1t gives the
best satisfaction of any cough medicine
we handle, and rs seller it leads all
other preparations on this market" For
sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
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For every case Of Catarrh which
they cannot cure, the proprietors Of
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy agree
to pay $500 in cash. You're cured
by its mild, soothing, cleansing, and
healing properties, or you're paid.
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CALL FOR BIDS.
Supplies for Deaf, Dumb and Blind
Institute at Santa Fe.

Proposals for bids for the following
signed for the above named institute up
to - O'Clock noon on Saturday the I'd
day of September, A. D. 1898, at his Office
in the Catron block. Bids may be made
for all OF any part of the articles named,
and must include delivery at the asylum
building; all articles to be of good mer-
charitable quality of its kind, viz:
FURNITURE AND UTENsILs.
81 plain chairs.
"a IS in. high stools.
school clock.
l small kitchen clock.
l dining-room table 8 feet long and 3
feet wide.
whole sets of dishes (plain.)
8 hanging lamps for study room.
hanging lamp for dining-room.
wall lamps (plain.)
Rochester lamp with shade, and doz.
wicks for same.
2 mirrors (about 12x1O in.
sets of wash bowls and pitchers.
2 dishpans (good quality "a in.
scrub brushes.
strong mop.
dust pans.
dust brushes.
milk pans in. deep, - in. diameter.
4 milk pans in. deep, 10 in. diameter.
milk pans in. deep, in. diameter.
galvanized pals.
2 scrub buckets.
carving sets, good quality.
2 granite cooking kettles.
roll oil cloth for tables.
1 improved Domestic sewing machine
with needles e doz. No. 3 and T..
lawn rake.
common hoe.
common spade.
II grey window shades 6Sx36 in.
II grey window shades 80x36 in. with
complete fixtures.
study tables, 8 feet long and feet
wide.
kitchen knives (assorted sizes.)
kitchen forks (assorted sizes.)
kitchen spoons assorted sizes
Is doz. granite wash basins.
4 doz. galvanized slop pals.
dog. knives and forks.
2 doz. teaspoons.
doz. tablespoons.
coal hods.
l doz. stovepine hole covers about 6 in.
diameter.
doz. 9 in. diameter pie-plates.
granite teakettle.
muffin pans.
school stoves.
2 sitting-room stoves (first-class.)
doz. clothes pins.
heavy clothes wringer 215x14 in. roller.
l Airgun clothes washer.
galvanized wash tubs about 80 in. di-
ameter.
washboards.
/ copper boiler No. 8.
2large dippers.
6pint tin cups.
BEDDING.
70 single bed U. B. sheets 40 in. wide.
IL double bed U. B. sheets 20 in. wide.
GO pillow cases BORIS in. (bleached.)
"a single bed, all wooden blankets.
"a single bed comforters (good quality
"a single bed white spreads.
3 double bed white spreads.
"a good mattresses 216x6ft.
"a good pillows 24x16 in.
All bids will be opened in the presence
of the bidders on the day named above,
and the board reserves the right to rejec
any and all bids. Articles accepted will
be paid for in cash on delivery.
BY order of the Board.
EDWARD L. BARTLETT,
Secretary.
August "a, 1893.
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I don't see anything remarkable about
the looks of this man, Said the visitor to
the dime museum. What is he here for?
That man, said the lecturer, took $40
home with him after two weeks stay in
Cbicaoo.-Detroit Free Press.
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Youthful Philosopher.

Little Girl-You say that was born in
Berlin, papa. Well, then where was NAM
ma born?
Father-In Magdeburg.
Little Girl-And where were you born
papaf
Father-In Hanover, my child.
Little Girl-Isn't it strange that we
three should have got to know each
other!- Schalk.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

Frank Masterson has fitted up his
cabinet maker and carpenter shop, on
corner opposite Boletin Popular Office on
Water street. He is prepared to do all
kinds of upholstering, cabinet making
and general carpenter work, with neat
ness and dispatch, and solicits the public's
patronage. If you have any extra nice
or difficult work to do, give him call.
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Miles, Nerve 4 Liver pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through sne
nerves: A new discovery. Dr. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad 'asse
torpid liver, piles, constipation. uG,
equaled for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, 80 doses % cts sam
Piles Free, at A. c. Ireland, lr'
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

II tell you that idleness don't pay. The
surest way for a person to get ahead is to
keep moving" IN
"Guess you're right. That's the way
four or five tenants got ahead of me last
week, buffalo Courier.
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So Mean of Edith.

The Newly Wed-Edith did the hateful
est thing at our reception, and I'll never
forgive her.
Cousin Jane-Why, what could it be?
The Newly Wed-She addressed Charles
in the most pitying manner, and said: II
hope you'll be happy" The way she
uttered that word ''hope" was positively
unbearabe.- Boston Transcript.
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sand Wanted.

She (on the beach)-I was afraid you
were going to kiss me then, you pursed
up your lips so.
He--Oh, no; wouldn't dare do that. l
merely had some sand in my mouth.
She (disgustedly)- Don't take 1t out
1t may get into your system. Judge.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

did the neighbors succeed in suppress
ing Thompson's cornet practiceS"
"They did not. The complaint averred
that he was learning to play the cornet,
and he proved by his teacher that he had
not learned anything in six months. I'm
dianapolis Journal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to p.odrce perfect Pill, has been
employed in making DoWitt's Little Early
Risers. The result is specific for sick
headache, biiousness and constipation.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24
The Doctors Advice.

Mother-Now, Violet, can you give me
any reason why shouldn't punish you?
Violet-'Es, tan; ze doctor said 90
mustn't take any vl'lent ex'cise.-General
Manager.
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Entitled to veneration.

Stranger-So that's the United States
steamer Michigan, is it9 don't see any
thing so remarkable about her.
Old Settler-You don't, hey? Sir, Lake
Michigan was named after that boat. Chi
cago Tribune.
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His Experience.

She-Do come to Bar Harbor, Cousin
Tom. | know a nice girl with lots of
money.
Cousin Tom (dejectedly, but firmly)-You
don't. Nice girls never have cent-Life.
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The Mathematics of If.

Now, said the prosecuting attorney, I
think about twenty years would fit your
clients case.
Twenty years! echoed the lawyer. Why
I'd rather have him sentenced for life.
Why?
Because his health is so bad he couldn't
live fifteen years, and if he did he'd still
be five years ahead.-W Washington Star.
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Advice.

HE'S there anything l can do to prove
my affection so that you will not doubt it?
She-There is. Marry sister. She is older
than 1, and mamma is determined not to
let me marry till sister is disposed of,-In-
dianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

Our word describes it-"perfection."
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Salve,
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is we'll known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

We could not improve the quality if
paid double the price. De Witt's Witch
Hazel Salve is the best Salve that ex-
perience can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

Little vegetable health producers: De
Wits Little Early Risers cure malarious
disorders and regulate the stomach and
bowels, which prevents headache and
dizziness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24
His Choice

Singles What do you think of the Rus
sian cruisers?
Syms--I prefer German schooners.
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Happy Thought.

Mr.. Garson-There's going to be fancy
dress hop at our hotel tonight, and am
undecided as to what character to assume.
Miss Summer-Why don't you sugar
coat yourself and 60 as pilli-Brooklyn
Life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

For lame back or q pain in the side
or chest, try saturating a piece of flannel
with Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bind
ing it onto the affected parts. This
treatment will cure ony ordinary case in
one or two days. Pain Balm also cures
rheumatism. rs and so cent bottles for
sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drag Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-24

Miss Summit hear that your father
has sold his yacht.
Miss Palisade-Yes, he couldn't afford to
keep it.
Miss Summit-Then the report that you
are going to be married isn't trues-Vogue.