Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-09-11
JUST FOR FUN.
A saw generally means busine SIS
when its teeth are set.

Base Dali is one business UnaU can
flourish without strikes.
Mr.. w. M. Terry, who has been in the drug
business at E1kton, KY, for the past twelve
years, says: "Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
gives better satisfaction than any other cough
medicine 1 have ever Sold There is good
reason for this. No other will cure cold sc
quickly; no other is so certain a preventive
and cure for Group: other affords so much
relief in cases of whooping cough. For sa lie
by III. G. Pierce.
The newspaper man is the great
writer of peoples wrongs.
AS severe as rheumatism is, great
many are bent on having it.
BUcKLENs ARNIcA SALvE.-The Best Salve
in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers,
Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay re-
quired. 1t is guaranteed to give perfect sat
isfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents
per box. For Sale by H. c. Pierce.
1t doesn't follow that man is a
coward because he is base runner.
The pen enables young man to
give his girl an inkling of his senti-
ments.
Livery stable keepers should always keep
Arnica & Oil Liniment in the stable, nothing
like it for horses.
Tommy, what is the chief industry
of Italy? asked the teacher. Organ
grinding, said Tommy.
The mother who starts to get
sleepy boy out of bed these mornings
may be said to have rousing time of
it.
Arnica & Oil Liniment is equally good for
man and beast. 25 and so cents per bottle.
"What is your idea of a poet?" she
asked. ga poet" replied he, ''is
man who is long on hair and short on
cash."
If hate is the mark of a weak mind
there is reason to believe that the av-
erage errand boy is profoundly intel
lectual.
For mild cathartic and efficient tonic, use
Baxter's Mandrake Bitters. Every bottle
warranted.
There is nothing that so increases
mans desire to work in the garden as
the discovery that his wife has mis-
placed the rake.
Why do you call your twins Circum-
stances, Jawkins? Because, my dear
boy, they are something over which
1 have no control.
There is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together
and until the last few years was supposed to
be incurable. For great many years doctors
pronounced it local disease, and prescribed
cure with local treatment, pronounced it in |
durable, Science has proven catarrh to be a |
disease, and therefore requires |
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure
by F. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, |
Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the |
market. 1t is taken internally in doses from
o drops to teaspoonfu1. 1t acts directly on
they offer one hundred dollars for any case it
ailS to s9Rd for ffrSPars and
e9-So1d by Druggists, 75c.
Mrs Rickets-Why don't you marry
Mr.. Munns? Are your parents oppos-
ID to it? Miss Giddy-No, but Mr..
Munns seems to be.
Yabsley-IfI had hundred thous
md dollars I would go round the
world. Mudge-If I had I'd sit down
md let the world go round.
Well, said the editor YEARLY, as he
from the restaurant, 1 don't
NOW which is the toughest, a spring
hicken or a spring poem.
s'I'm going to have party on my
said Molly. "What kind?"
sked Jennie. ooh, don't know, re-
ublican guess. That's what papa ISL
Specimen Cases.
s. H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis, was troub-
I'd with Neuralgia and Rheumatism, his
tomach was disordered, his Liver was effect
4 to alarming degree, appetite fell away,
nd he was terribly reduced in flesh and
,rength. Three bottles of Electric Bitters
Ired him.
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, ILL.,, had a
aiming sore on his leg of eight years stand
lg. Used three bottles of Electric Bitters
I'D seven boxes of Bucklen's Arnica Salve,
nd his leg is sound and WE'LL John Speaker,
atawba, O., had five large Sores on his Leg
octors said he incurable. One bottle
lectric Bitters and one box Bucklen's Arm
a Salve cured him entirely. Sold at II. C.
erce's Drug Store.
Lady Passenger Ito deck hand)-
AVE you ever seen any worse wealth
r than this, Mister Sailor? Deck Hand
Take a word from an old salt, mum,
lie weather's never bad while there's +
ny females on deck maxim henqui- 6
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