The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-03-01
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

"A man with a bad liver very often
has good heart.
= If the tongue could kill not many
would live to old age.
"A Chicago millionaire says that be
made most of his money by simply hold
ing his tongue.
- Two women are fighting in the
Courts of Atlanta over the ownership of
q rooster.
There is no case on record of 8. man
having committed crime with pipe or
a cigar in his mouth.
Jagson says that "never trust man
till you know him" is good advice, but
you never know some men till you trust
them.
"A doctor in St. Augustine, Florida,
owns the oldest house in America, and
lives in ii, too. 1t was built in 1860 by
Frenchmsn.
Opera singers and public speakers
can keep their voices clear and s.-ong
with the family remedy, DR.. Bulls
Cough Syrup. )
-"He offered her his hand and for.
tune." "Did she accept" "No; the
first was too large and the second too
small"
"A woman teacher at Topeka, Kan,
has taught school for twenty two years, it
is said, without ever having missed one
days attendance.
Waleon-"Is the fare improving at
your boarding place anyw BurtoD-
"Oh, yes the butter was considerably
stronger thsn it was last week."
-"I don't think that man is acquaint.
ed with his mother tongue" "He hns no
need to be. His wife's tongue is more
than he can stand"
= Donna Isadore Coucipe, of South
America, who is said to be the richest
widow in the world, has an income of
1000 per month from her mines alone.
- A youth of ninety one married a
girl of ninety six summers the other day
in Indiana, and it is reported that they
did not ask the consent of their parents,
either.
At Catawasco, Pa, everything wss
ready for wedding, when the bride fled,
saying she was nervous. A few days
later the the wedding party was again
assembled, but it was the groom who fled
this time.
Little Johnny-"May hitch the
dog to my sled to have him pull mei"
Mother-"I'm afraid he'll bite you 2"
Little Johnny-"It's the other end I'm
going to hitch"
Lowry City, Mo-, claims to have the
biggest steer in the country. 1t weighs
3.740 pounds, stands over six feet high,
is 10 feet inches long, and measures a
yard through the hips.
A teacher was explaining to little
girl how the trees developed their foliage
in spring time. "Ah, yes" said the wee
little miss, Il understand; they keep
their summer clothes in their trunks
-"Women must consider it dread
full fate to be an old maid," mused Mr..
Chugwater. "They do, JOSIAH" said
Mrs. Chugwater. "What terrible sticks
they sometimes marry to escape it," And
then Josiah rubbed his chin and said
nothing"
= Gall signs fail'-except pimples
and blotches. These never fail to indi-
cate an impure condition of the blood,
which may be thoroughly cleansed and
renewed by the use q ayers Sarsaparil.
la. The most eficacIous and economical
of blood purifiers.
-Sbe-."Dearest, do you believe there
is luck in odd numbera?" He-"I'm
sure I don't know. Why, dear" She
"Well, this is the third time we have been
engaged, you know, and l thought that
possibly We might marry each other this
time."
- The "angry tree" attains height of
from ten to twenty FIVE feet. 1t is found
in California, Nevada and Arizona. If
disturbed by contact or moved by the
wind, it manifests signs of vexation,
ruhling its leaves like the hairs of an an.
cry cat and emitting sickening odor.
Every man should always write as
plainly as he can. Once upon time
young man wrote to girl: "Your love.
illness has inspired me to ask you to be.
come my wife" She read it Loneliness"
and got so everlasting mad that she has
refused him.
= People with delicate stolnachs find
Ayers Sarsaparilla agreeable to the taste,
and, therefore, prefer it as blood purifier
to any other. This is one reason for its
great popularity, both ad spring and
family medicine. Safe, certain, and pal.
atable.
- Mr.. Gould, OF Clearwater, Florida,
has one Of the largest hen eggs that has
ever been seen in that section. 1t was laid
by an ordinary Florida fowl, and weighs
a quarter of pound and measures from
end to end seven and one half inches,
and is six and one half inches in circnm.
ference.
- Mountain Lake, large, elevated,
inland body Of water in Giles County,
Virginia, is reported to be rapidly disap.
pearing. 1t is believed that hole has
burst through the bottom and that it is
rapidly being drained. This lake was
originally formed by powerful spring,
the outlet of. which WIS damned up by
cattle, and it is thought that this has been
opened again, allowing the water to
escape in the old way. 1t is one of the
most popular resorts in Southwest !Tir-,
ginia.