The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1893-02-02

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Ny ne~sr Htfs 'Calla-Thss vp~
snornin While rse wastin for Mr.
Speaker ove~fAsn TO hamnc, % III.
desk with bis wooden usIlst. I'll fess
writ yoans an all . fex lines 10 LEI
Yer no how ] am gittsn en in dis yer
State l~gislasur. Ter no wrst
youns about the Governor rnaasara.
ton when writ hsme aforc. so.s Yer
about the Ave hundred dollar prepra
tiSn an the cranes. ball I'so been ter
since my singul dsyswas over: ha.
some nv these yer tellers What voted
for that preparation has heen rite
solcmeoIIy ever since. but that 400
yer NO they jus heaps s.,.n more
like sick kitten. I'LL some Of EN- had
10 offer resolasion askin that Their
committee VIA; tended 70 the fair
should make de report teliin what
vent with that thar 800. I dont
no wha, makes EN- do IL, bat seems
ter me ita = refieSsien on the onesty
an integrity of that thar COMMITTEES.
and they otter not do that cause
some OF the foremos; Of the men ia
this yer Hall says that the legislator
two years ago went an past = law
prohihittn III. railroads FROM givin
free passes 10 the Law makers Of
North Carolina an il was an infringe
ment cn the rites Of the railroads an
a down RICH. insult ter the honesty
and integrity of thei onest men what
are elected 10 this yer legislator an
il seems ter me If the anti free pass
law is an insult ter the honesty an
integrity of Their gentlemens what
had Their Inauguration ceremonies in
considerashun fo such an extent as
To want EN- TO take up Their time o
this yer House in tellin jest what
every red cent of that thar $500 was
spent for. Their ortor not be any
such Professions. Well Cola, yer no
or iole yer las fall when | were ON
the campane nat my ponent
'cuscd mo NV not nowln nnthin much
erbout the tariff an eqnalinn taxa
shuu an such things as that. Well
Tze larnin somethln NV such things
now. this yer State legislator is equa-
linn taxashum now or goin ter do SO
iudgin from Their tone Of some new
bills what has been introduced. Yer
see they is goiu To- reduce the tariff
on wile-cats an ter make up the do
ficiency in that thar reduction they
is goin ter increase the tariff on
wolves, panthers, and chicken
hawks. Yes see they Is goin TO thin
out the hawks in North Carolina by
putin a wall of protection around
the poultry yards, or may be I've got
il cart before the horse fashun
they is goin ter put wall OF protec-
ton around the poultry yards by
thinnin out the hawks, eny how yer
may begin ter tole Their hens up Their
spring hill backwards with pan ched
popcorn to make EN- lay lots no eggs
SO as yer can set quantity NV EN-
fur this legislator is gwine to squelch
out the hawks so as Their Will no trou-
BILE about EN-. An one nuther thing
like ter forgot ter tele you-this
very legislator in sesshun assembled
is goin ter try to place er tax on all
Their dorgs too, so as TO thin EN- out
some an If they do go yer no that
ole Tim Squeame's flop yeared howns
will have TO hit the grit fur parts
unknown an can no longer brake up
our hen nests. So on the whole.
Cola, | suppose YOU may begin ter
look for better times ter cume.
/ dun no yet what we'll do with
that Their feller's bill to reduce the
interest to six per cent, il amt cume
up fur discusshun in this yer hall OF
the Capitol yit, but judgin from the
eloquent speeches we've had on other
bills-ther possum law fur instance,
we is goin ter have some mighty dis
plays of eloquence on that interest
bill and some other bills what will
yet cume before this yer body; but
dun no what we is goin ter do no
how. fur hears sum of the leadin
men saying sometimes that this leg
islater mus be mighty perticler an
no. do nuthin wrong Of they do the
Radicals and Third party is jes she
to occupy the majority NV these yer
seats two years from now, an some
NV the others seem 10 want TO be one
of the great repealcrs," repeating
other laws made by Their farmer legis-
lature two years ago.
| | mus close fur this time as Mr.
Speaker Overman is goin to call the
house to order.
Write soon to your own,
| JOSHUA A. WHIGGLETREE