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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

Reporter-How much space are we
going to give to that mass-meeting in
the Second ward.
City Editor-Was it meeting in ia,
vor of our candidate?
NO, it was an opposition meeting -
II am surprised at your asking such
silly question. Give il two lines 10
the effect that il was the dismal funk
of the campaign. Texas Siftings.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

hashy young man wearing large
checked suit and a pair OF yellow
patent leather shoes stood on an up
town corner and talked volubly 20 two
friends.
Il thlulS, . he said. that she's one Of
the prettiest young girls I ever saw.
And she's so smart. aud all that. There
isn't thing that girl don't know and
can't do. She swims and rides, and
plays Billiards and poker. and dances
beautifully. and can do anything about
the house that any other girl can do. i
tell you. she's fin de sizzle"
What's that?r asked one Of the
friends.
The fiashy young man hesitated for
a moment she's I'm de sszzle, ! said I"
You mean I'm de sozzle, don't you9"
asked one of the friends
Yes" said the hashy young man,
evidently much relieved Fin de soy
zie. that's ii. thought I'm Dc sizzle
didn't sound right all the time. But
falo Express
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14
A Week of weII-poing.

Sunday School Teacher told you
last Sunday that wished each Of you
would try to make at least one person
happy during the week. Did you?
Boy-Yes'rn, made grandma happy.
That is noble. How did you do it9'
81 went 70 visit her. and she's always
happy wen she sees I've got good ap-
petite Good News
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14
The Advantage.

They met on the street and the lady
was so sure she knew him, that she
stopped and spoke to him.
81 beg your pardon" he said Jelly,
81 think you have the advantage of
me, don't know you"
Then she froze.
81 think not" she replied. sin view
of the fact that I know you and you
do not know me" and she sailed away
as red as q scarlatina.- Free
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

a person who has been a chronic victim
of constipation, is 10 be congratulated upon
the adoption of HOstetter's Stomach Bitters
as a means of freeing his bowels from the
bondage of this tyrannOus disease. This
iberating medicine does its work naturally,
without gripping, as violent purgatives do
Use it TO throw of the shaclSles Of malaria,
dyspepsia, rheumatism and biliOusness.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14
',oF SUCH is THE KINGDOM"

q al the little children
That this green earth have trod.
A blessing On their presence.
They are 50 near 20 God.
We are 50 far from Heaven,
They are - near y Col
The Fufleless little chudrea
SO innocent and wise
Another world than ours
Around about them lies
Tie happy little children
That frOslc o'er the sod.
They are - near 20 Heaven.
We are 30 l1r from God
o. trust o. little chIldreui
.. faith 70 them made known,
This earth without their presence
Would BE- but dre4T and lone.
The happy little children.
They come like flowers IN Mag,
The WinsOne little chiidreu
who gambOl all the day
TheI- When the light Is fading,
Their weary heads they nod
They are 50 near % Heaven.
We are 30 tar from God
But, o. for sorroV's children
Who throng the crowded streets
Prom attic and from cellar
They come Etth naked feet.
o. hsEzar1 men aud women,
And ye Who ceaseisss plod-
Take heed for these your ehildrsz,
They came % you from God
They may be far from Heaven,
They came 70 y0u from God
The fragile little chudrea,
By hOIy angels sent
They come with beuedictioa.
For briefesL season lent
Thew 0aanOt lilger with Is.
Ws cannot hold them long.
They see the courts % heaven,
And hear celestial song
The light o. Gods own glory
Is in their shining eyes
They bring with them halo
From STATS % Parld .se
But Hest the home forever
" here these shall enter lat
That home Is sacred holy,
Where such as these have been
o. wounded hearts and breaking
ThGf ache beneath the rod.
We nearer grow 20 Heaven
When these have gone % God.
IL D C0mmeliu. "a Worthington's Maya
ne
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14
Hall Ha RnaW

Little Fsnny-who came out ahead
in the quarrel, ma or pa?
Tommy-Ma. guess After il was
over heard pa say he didn'. believe it
was right to fuss.-Truth.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

The morning train via the Monon Route
leaving Dearborn Station, Chicago, at S:2S
a. m. connects at Cincinnati with the
Through Vestibuled Train of the Queen and
Crescent Route leaving at 90 p. m, reach
ing Jacksonville at 1880 p. m. the follow
ing day. The service of this popular line is
unsurpassed by any line TO the south. For
rates, time tables, etc, address City Ticket
Office, 232 Clark St, Chicago, or FRANK j.
REED, G. p. Agt, Monon Block, Chicago.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14


headwaters Of the Colobo. a stream to
the north OF the settlement We had
no fear. or AZ least no thought, OF
trouble from fer0eious beasts or hostile
enemy 90 any sort. - after a rather
dry, and must say uninviting. supper.
we made our bed for the night at the
widow Sprawls inn" with anything
but a satisfied stomach We were ia
the best condition possible 70 enjoy a
sweet and unconscious sleep after hav-
ing Travelled 50 far and going through
the arduous labor Of selecting a camp
ing ground, and were doing ample JUS
tice 70 that strong desire for rest, when
about midnight terrible racket broke
ont among our horses sfakcd ont lit
tie way from the camp. They spun
around their stakes in the widest
alarm. snortiug, kicking and rearing.
and making desperate efforts 10 release
themselves from their fastenings
Now the captains favorite saddle
mare seemed t. be the center Of attrac-
tion. being beautiful specimen Of the
brouchO or Texas mustang. and al
though an albinO was nevertheless Of
pleasant aspect, symmetrical and a
splendid saddle animal. highly priced
BY her master, The captain had often
refused an unreasonable sum for her.
We were put IN perfect frenzy Of ex-
element on being 81 suddenly aroused
by the distressing appeals Of the cap
tain for assistance. IL seemed that he
had been awakened bv the neighing OF
his mare which had been attacked BY
a couple Of hungry panthers, and. fear
ing that something was wrong with
her, he repaired at once n the scene of
disturbance. 10 find the mare in a most
desperate aud determined struggle ~
throw II the beasts and release her
self from her dangerous position The
old captain was frantic. and by the
time we reached the bloody scene the
captain had gotten 50 mixed up with
the struggling animals that we could
hardly tell (which from tother." The
captain. with his heavy belt knife. was
carving one Of the panthers with such
desperate vigor that the animal wss al
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14
A Danrerous Motto.

Miss Blescker-Do you know? Mary
Havisham has married that Charlie
2oslin, after having broken her en-
gagement to him three different times.
Miss Hou=ton-She evidently be-
lieves Well shaken before taken!"-
rt-eLr
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

A full-cut diamond is called bril-.
liant, ard has ifty-eight facets. A
single-cut diamond has eighteen facets.
A rose-cut diamond is one that is tea
small for the other cuts, is faceted only
on the 70 ,. and is fat on the bottom.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

A DELAWARE Judge has decided that a
razor Is not deadly weapon. II is quite
plain that this particular lurist never at
tended the forcible adjournment of an over
heated cake Washington Post.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14
WHrN Y0Ir CAN'T T.

WHEN you CAN'T EAT
without that uncomfortable feeling OF fuu-
ness or drowsineSs afterward, then it's time
TO take Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They
make digestion easy. Keep a vial of them
every hearty meal
It's time TO take them, too, whenever
you "feeI bilious" They're specific for
bihousness. They act wonderfully upon
the liver.
These tiny, sugar coated Pellets - the
smallest, the pleasantest 70 take, and the
most natural in their ways-absolutely and
permanently cure Constipation, Jaundice,
BiliousneSs, Indigestion, Sick or Bilious
Headaches, Sour stomach, and every liver,
stomach, and bowel disorder.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

-Irape Juice: Three pounds of un-
fermented. strong-havored grapes. and
three pints of water. Put on and
boil. then drain as for Jelly. To the
juice add three-quarters of cupful Of
sugar. and boil Eve minutes. Skim
thoroughly, and strain again into bot
ties Seal the corks-Goo5 House
keeping.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

THERE are more prodigal sons than fatted
calves. You see, the calves are no longer
calves when they become two-year-olds, but
the prodigals attain a much greater age
Galveston News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

JAGsoS says the butcher may pretend
10 be your friend, but he'll give you ter
rible roast whenever he gets chance.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

TRoTTER-"What's the matter. Chollyl"
Cholly-"I don't know. / don't feel like
myself to-day Trotter-"Why, Cholly,
let me congratulate you. - Brooklyn Life
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

The bird Of greatest endurance is
the albatross. One has been known TO
follow ship for siNty-four days with
ont once being seen to rest on the wa.
Ter
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14
Only One Night Out to Florida.

WHEN q burglar asks the conundrum:
"Where is your money!" il is generally the
wisest plan to give 1t up.-Life.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

CoUGHs AND COLDS. Those who are suffer-
ing from Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat, etc,
should try BROWNS BRONCHIAL TRocHEs
Sod onlN IN boIes. Price Is cents.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

A great man is one who knows
how 10 make somebody else paddle his
canoe for him-Gslveston News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

WATTs-"Large bodies move slowly"
Potts-"Did you ever see fat man slip on
a banana peell"-Indianapolis Journal
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

THE reason that the geysers at the Ma
tional park leap so high is because they are
composed of spring Mater
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

EXPLOSIONS Of Coughing are stopped by
Hale's Honey Of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure In one minute.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

A FLooR-wAsHING match would not at
tract much attention. IL would be classed
as a scrub race
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

TaE washerwoman, like the poet, spends
good deal Of time over line, and finds
life full OF hard rubs-
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

The title hailif was formerly very
honora BILE, and the official wax vested
with many important powers
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

THE road agent never trusts the public
His motto Is spot cash. Kate Fields
Washington
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

s. X. CoBURS, Mgr Clarie Scott, writes:
Il find Halls Catlrrh Cure a valuable REM
edy.n Druggists sell IL, 35c.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14
The Land of Flowers,

THE main reason why there are not more
good boys is because there are not more
good fathers.-Ram's Horn.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

Idiot once meant child. and was
used in an sffectionate style of address.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14
Free Once More.

A NEWARK boy when asked what the text
was answered: MANY are cold, but few are
frozen. "-Newburypor News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14
His Vocation.

she-weren't you surprised that
Wildrake should make surgeon?
He-Not in the least. can't remem-
Der when he wasn't given TO cutting
up.-Judge
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

DIR. Wards Gen-De-Csn-Dra
for the Blood.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

LIFE is not worth the living for yourself
News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14
Take no Substitute for
Royal Baking Powder.
1t is Absolutely Pure.
All others contain alum or ammonia.

The man who must go out at the end OF
every act of play 70 do the Glove act may
be distantly related 20 the traditional being
OF the cloyen foot.-N. o. Picayune.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

WHEN you want TO find out anything
about unknown parts make your inquiry %
q bald-headed man.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

If you would discover poverty. try
70 borrow money.-Ram's Horn.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

THE woman of the hour is the one who
has breakfast on time.-Binghamton Re
publican.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

Dr. Wards Gen-De-Can-Dra
for the BLOOD.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

AS rule, there is nothing more wearing
on a man than lawsuit
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

New Mexico annually sends out
nearly ten million dollars in bullion
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-12-14

Or. Wards Gen-De-Can-Dra
for the Blood.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-07-20
nANKs CONTINUE 10 CLOSE.

Hutchinson. Kan. July 19.-Owing to financial
stIingency, making IT impossible 10 secure '"ri'hcy
sufficient to meet It's demands the Hutchinson National
Bank did not opc its this morning, but posted
notice OF suspension of payment. The assets are
SOL COO and the Liabilities si3I 900. The bank was
in good condition and ufder ordinary pressure would
not have experienced any difficulty. II is the hrs'
bank failure in the history Of the city. There Is 10
doubt that depositOrs will be paid in iuli.
Topeka, Kan. July 49, Ihormaon has been re-
cevcd al the Office Of the State Bank Commissioner
Of the failure Of the state Bank Of Parker Linn
Comfy and Of the WoCdson State Rank Of Yates
Centre WooGson Cou'dy. Both small concern.
Washington July ID.-Tbe Controller Of the cur
rcncv is Informed 81 the failure Of the Bozeman Ma
,ional Bank. Of foreman. Montana
Denver July 1o.-The J. Il. Wheeling Banking
Company pioneer bank OF Aspen. Col: Bank oil SER
ling sterling. col. and The Bank Of lov"lana. '".'
hav. assigned SO statement, Of assets or liabilities
0hlqloma city. o. r. July 1o.-Thc rank Of OK.
Iahomn CITY aud the oklahoma National Bank closed
Their door, III, afternoon There wa. heavy run
on the First National but II witb'ood II all rlgh''
wilma as c.l' iuy 10 The following notice
was posted on the door of the hank OF lovcand Just
owing TO The dosing Of Denver correspondents
have decided 10 dose our doors irnporariF; our
u'p' '''or VIII " p''1 ~ G.. J.. SMITH. cashier
The nundpal CORES pondcrt Of this hank IN Denver
Greeley. Cd. July 10 Tho Union Bank closed IT,
doors N / y. ~. to-day. and a half hour later ihr
Greeley National Bank pulled down H. hnd- ana
turned the key In IT, door The Mon s'Al,nrnl
SAYS that owing u The suspension OF certain Denver
Va onal banks which had Oh deposit several thon ara
dollars Of #, money. aud NE fact that Tier wa,
steady Withdrawal of deposits, about r-ooo ~ thr
last ninety days. thry were compelled 10 suspend
business They av their liablitlos arr about 500
COO with assets and paidup capital oil r'Iooon. ~
the fact Of ~" suspension 81 The" ls'nA, DE-
cam" known. stcndy ran wa made on The ir,,
National bat II continued to honor all checks ana
drafts and after the regular closing hour caNi'd
two checks presented.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-07-20
WInCONsIN EANKERs AERESTED.

Milwaukee. Wis. July ia dispatch 10 "Thc
sentircl" from shell Lake, Wis. says that A. {. Pro
bert and Edwin Piobert. the Wisconsin bankcrS who
operated banding institutions at Washburn. Ashland
AID Shell Lake. were arrested AT Wa 'lbum yesterday
charged with violating the Banking laws. The three
banks In which the prisoners were Interested failed
recently, ana examination has show. II Is said
that all the institutions In bud shape, and that
deposits received over their counters after II
must have been know that they were insOlvcn,. The
Tioberts up TO thr time Of the falur" always stood
hig, In Northern Wisconsin financial circles and The
news OF their aires. will cause Il sensation throughout
the state.
The trial OF the PlnkntOn Bank directors. recently
indicted by the Grand Jury for accepting money know
ing the bank 10 be- insolvcrt, WIS begun IN the
Criminal Couri this morning. All 81 the directors ap-
pcarcd with the exception Of judge Jenkins and T..
H. Moves. aud President f. +. Day. whose Storney
stated that he confined In mn asylum al Flint.
Mich and that he wonld appear soon he
able The continued until the September
term OF court. and bonds a. fixed were continued
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-07-20

recovering 10 50 General Electric sofa from % ~
81 L. but closed at ID L.. MT 1855 oi ! - Pd
cent Chicago and northwestern dr0pp,d from We W
"a 10 and al % Is at the close i down 10 per
cent. Union Pacific declined steadily TO =. NH
II "a against 10 Tuesday night. and racine 'IHi
opened Ia per cent at 10 IA, recovering 10 Only
The decline in Northern Pacific preferred was sen,
saona The first price was % "a aeaihs, 20 WI
Tuesday but in the early afternoon the STOCK Drphe
on small sales a full point at time" toucaHns ~
from which point there was SLOW rcccN cry 70 =.
the last price being II ID. "a net loss OF - ID pr
cent. Tie air was filled with rumors Of an inpcnd
ing reccivcrship but the cOmpanyS oihcrrs rII
phaically denied the truth of the stories lhen lol-
lowed reports that the company had lOllild clhcuIN
In negotiating the S1o. 600 collateral trust notes
intended 10 provide for the floating debt Treasurer
Baxter. OF the company. said me couat"ral u",'
notes have been subscribed for ana IN" money Is
coming in all right The situation Is nor dlherei'
from what II has been right along Thomas +.
cakes the president. declared that there was no
difficulty with the syndicate which guaranteed IN"
issue. No pressing demands said TO have been
made on the floating debt The ONLY explanation
that conld be obtained for the extreme weakness
except the late publication Of the earnings for
June, showing decrease from June. leo-. OF
geo ACC.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-07-20
closed to-day on a chattel mort

Lartmer-st, were closed to-day on chattel mort
gage for 81, oes 90. J.. o,..
Schneider No schedule was filed. CT,
The Harrison Hannahs millinery store at SIN
tenth and Welton SITS. assigned to William T.
Sherry. No schedule was hlel
Demange a. Company, dealers in gentlemen's
furnishing goods made an assignment TO a. f.
Demanse 30 schedule was i'ied. -.
Silas B. Jacobs, gentlemen's furnishing g0odS'
in Seventeenth-st. Curtis, assigned 70 r. .
White Assets, S5,20l 2o liabilities. ST. o. 30
Thd Denver Lakewood and Golden Railroad Com
pany has been sued by the General Electric ON 'h
many for S. 7O5 O5 and "a writ OF attachment was
issued out of the District Court ,..
The Flanders drygoods house, one OF the largest
in the city, has made an ASSIGNMENT. NO scieu Th
of assets and liabilities has been made Inc
assignment was precipitated by an attachment OF
$4,000 levied the stock by W. III BrddIeS
The company has been doing good business G ana
carried a stock valued at 100000 10 81 1OOoo.
Senator Teller IN an interview upon the hhah-
cal situation in this city, said so,,.
There is one reason TO which the present
troubles can be charged 1t is partly to silver,
but more TO the general depression now affecting
the entire country. The failures yesterday ana
to-day were unwarranted and directly chargeaDe
stricken at a shadow. No bank can pay its de-
positors if all rush in at once and demand their
money and had our institutions been given time
10 realize on securities they could have paid III
full, for no houses in the United States are III
better condition than those in this city.
"Of course We suffer here from the depression
of silver but not entirely from this. The Sherman
law is not repealed yet, and it does seem to me
fhnt we are crossing d bridge before we come 10
it, There Is nothing less fair than to blame all
orr ills to silver. Much better blame some 10
the silver speeches. Such unbiidled language
and excited talk as the press dispatches brought
while East can have nothing but the most
injurious effect our case. Does any one pretend
10 tell me that such talk Of reputation, ware
revolution and other talk Elade lately has any
thing but an amusing and really ridiculous effect
TN the people of the East p? Why, it is simply
stupid"
In speaking of the extra session. OF Congress
Senator Teller expressed his belief that the Sher-
man law will be repealed, but not without =.
substitute of greater benefit TO silver He referred
TO the Acting Director of the Mint as young
sprig" and an oficious clerk because OF ms
attempt TO Jew down" the price of silver and
declared that the sight of Il great Government
like this potterng about for job lot OF silver
is contemplate and neXcusabc.'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-07-20
r,rr n,ycnorT GOES TO ANNAPOLIS.

Washington, July 10 tsprcial).-Orders directing
,hc Bancroft 60 proceed TO Annapolis were Issued
BY the Navy Department this afternoon bic VIII
become part Of the command OF the superintendent
n, tho Naval Academy as originally intended and be
used rs practice ship upon which to instruct naval
cadets This assignment Of the Bancroft i not
believed to be permanent one While credl'aoie
vessel in every way, modern in design and construc'
ton ard having on board armament and fittings Of
a superior type, she is thought TO be- entirely 100
small for practice ship Her displacement Is
only SIS tons. about that OF the Petrol. WIN
even a small. regular crew on board not more thah
ON. or two classes OF cadets could be comfortably
ulIartered on board 1t is the general opinion in
naval circles that in the future the Bancroft
will be- converted into gunboat, for when she j.
In every way admirably adapted. and be assigned 10
service on either the South Atlantic or Asiac staoi,
whore small dranght vessels are I'm demand. To
accommodate the full number OF naval cadets, snap
of about 200 tons displacement i required. IL II
thought that at carly day secretly Herbert VIII
urgr Congress to authorize the construction OF such
"A VI, ssgl.