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Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24
REEnssn 10 PAY BILLS.
Police Commission VIII Not Pay for Elec-
tricity-It Is City Councils Duty.

tricity-It Is City Councils Duty.
The Police Commission, at its meeting
last night, refused to pay the bills Of the
Wilmington City Electric Company for
electricity used in the Police Depart
ment. They were returned to the City
Council on the grounds that no contract
existed between the commission and the
electric company.
At the request OF City Council, Chief
Dolan has taken an inventory Of the
property of the Police Commission. 1t
was submitted last night.
The new patrol wagon was ordered to
be in service during the daytime ard the
old wagon at night The latter has been
repaired and will be put in service at
once.
The commission was informed that the
Board of Health had passed a resolution
agreeing to bury all mad dogs that were
killed by police officers.
A map designating the position Of
poles bearing police signal wires was
ordered drawn
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24
EPIDEMIC OF SORE THROAT.
Carelessness ON the Part of Parents Cause
the Disease to Spread

Carelessness on the Part of Parents Causes
the Disease to Spread
What seems to be an epidemic of sore
throat trouble is existing in this city
and its vicinity. says the Chester News.
AS a rule the trouble is not of serious
character, but some alarming cases of
Group have developed, causing slice pies s
nights for parents.
The disease, or ailment, has been
sp read by lcarelessness onlthe part of
parents permitting their children TO at
tend school and thus communicate the
trouble to their playmates. One boy
with very sore throat was permitted
to sit in school every day during the
progress Of the trouble and a dosen cases
among the children in that school have
resulted.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24
sousa's Grand Concert Band.

An exchange says "De Wolf Hopper
is an enthusiastic individual. Being
present at one Of Sousa's concerts at
Manhattan Beach. he was wrought up
to such high pitch OF pleasurable ex-
element that he declared to Sousa
that he would consider It an honor to
sing TO the accompaniment of such
magnificent organization Souss
instantly took him at his word, and the
next Sunday the song was sung, accom-
panied by the band. And the combina-
ton Of Hopper and Sousa was such that
the audience fairly rose at them and
made the welkin ring. Sousas Band
viii be heard at the Grand Opera House
on Monday evening next. Reserved
seats will be on sale tomorrow.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

H. r Thomas & Co No 500 Market
street, is the first firm in Wilmington 10
display a Ferris wheel in their window
Since the construction Of the great wheel
at the Worlds Fair, several miniature
structures have been built by metropoli-
tan merchants aud placed on exhibition
in their windows The wheel exhibited
by Thomas q Co., is made entirely of
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

Ralph Dole and Carlo Amelio. Ital-
ians, got drunk yesterday. On Union
street near Lancaster avenue last night,
they began fighting Ralph knocked
Carlo in gutter, and officer Neatly
arrested him. When the officer took bin
in charge, he drew a dangerous looking
pocket knife, which was promptly taken
from him. In the Municipal Court this
morning. Ralph was fined 81.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

Samuel w. Duckett, Of Philadelphia,
was killed at Havre de Grace Saturday
night by the Washington express. He
was a farm hard working in the vicinity
and had come 20 Havre de Grace for
groceries He stepped of the trains on,
the wrong side ard was struck aud killed
by the engine Of the express. The body
was taken to Philadelphia for burial.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

Judge Wales, Of the United States
District Court, has issued an order for
the sale of 1896 cords Of wood which
was recently libelled ON board the barge
G r Bowen. The libel was made by
Marshal Lannan on charges Of Captain
George P Hudson, for freight and de-
murraGe The wood is now on the wharf
Of the pulp works and will be sold within
a
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

This morning at u 90 o'clock Jerry
Collins, who says he belongs in Chester
Ernest Smith, at Third aud Market
streets Frank Brown and a woman
were there when be went in Collins
was intoxicated and cursed Brown. The
latter IS young man aud the former is
about 10 years old. Brown knocked
Collins down and kicked him. officer
Scott took the assailant ia custody and
this morning he was fined So and costs
by Deputy Judge Emmons
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

IT is happy moment when the tailor
does not ask deposit in advance. The
tailor is pleased to obtain the order; the
customer is glad that he still reserves
the right TO have &c.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24
nonnd Tor tho NYarla,. ralr.

About thirty Wilmingtonians went on
the special b & o. excursion TO the
Worlds Fair TO day The train left the
Delaware avenue station at s ~ o'clock.
Some Of those on the train were James
Dandy, Judge Grub, DR. Johns and wife
81. w Canning and son. James Kelley
and George Churchman.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

THE evils Of the Democratic Hill-Tam
many Croker machine rule could be easily
corrected or modified Ia New York if the
Republicans would consent. Boss Platt's
rule and his machiue are worse than the
other machine II the Republicans had
broken away from Platts machine and
nominated a thoroughly good ticket, as
they had the opportunity TO do tuis fall.
as they have bad the opportunity to do
many times before, then both machines
would have been beaten. What
promise can the party give which has
Sustained Plattg What can the party
promise for purity when Davenport has
"a c ge' In the Custom House for the
detention Of voters. not one Of whom we
believe, ia fifteen years has ever come to
trlelg
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

Wa have no definite knowledge Of the
cause Of the recent increase in railway
accidents; we have an intensely definite
idea that somebody is to blame; that
somebody ought to be held responsible
and punished.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24
WHAT CAN We DO7

So long as people, or societies, or
churches. know precisely what they are
about they may continue their charita.
b lie help to families aud persons in less
fortunate conditions. But It ought TO
stop there. After that, beyond that,
they are likely to do more harm than
good.
There are many crude notions concern
ing charity. Many charitable people act
like volunteers at FIRE. Any
fireman will confirm us in aying that
the amateur volunteer at fire is
likely either TO Kill himself or do some.
thing worse. Above all things, he can
not be depended upon TO work ration
ally, and Systematically to subdue the
flames or save life and property.
Like the amateur fireman the charity
monger is brave and willing, but he
is likely TO toss can Of powder into
the danes, and carry an empty coal
scuttle safely into the streets. He
thinks he is working and is satisfied
He does not stop to enquire if he is
doing well OF Ill; he had no IDEA, per
haps. that he could do anything to ex
aggerate the FIRE or to promote
poverty
Charles Booth has Investigated
poverty in London. He has written
the results Of bis ex experience and
researches in "Pauperism. A Picture "
He finds that the causes Of poverty
operating as principal or contributory
causes, are crime, vice, drink, laziness,
pauper associations heredity, mental
disease, temper, incapRcity, early mar
riage, large family, extravaganza. lack
of work unemployed. trade misfortune,
restlessness (roving, tramp, no relations,
death Of husband, desertion (abandoned),
death of father or mother, sickness,
accident, i'll luck, old age.
The percentages in one thousand
L .~.,a.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

In he really maintains the theory that
All Senators 90 to heaven when they die
Tom Reeds faith is stronger than his
works, He ought to try TO be a Senator
and not pose as a rival to Harrison and
Mckinley.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

Peter i Cooper. Jr, will 20 to New
York TO dsy Tomorrow he will try the
case of Calhoun rs. Morrison. before the
district Judge Of that city. The amount
involved is 81 500 II is a question oil
estoppel and what constitutes delivery.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

Boston, So 38 p m daily with Pullman buffet
sleeping cars running through 20 Boston with
out change via Poughkeepsie bridge, landiftS
passengers IN b a NJ station. Boston.
PHILADELPHIA, TWELFTH AND MAR
SO sss M 3 a. IS e Isl & So SSH I'll % pI sur days.
IS %, IS so. sl035 IN, 81 AZ, So 8s, 81 80, 81
PHILADELPHIA. TWENTY FOL RITZ
AND CHESTNUT STREETS, week days.
8 o. 90, 81 s. 81, AZ, s. %. $ %, 800, ~ ~,
~ 20 sle 81 gu 5s Am; slS "A o. q A. A.. -
PHILADELPHIA, Sundays, So o. 35, a.
So 50, co. SO 30, II 40 M sl2 "a co. g az o..
o. 505, So 3s, 2s 81 80 3, 10 90, sli 90 P M,
So 20. So 80, co. SO 50 10 80. SO SO. 81 81 NJ
90 s. a. %, los, sos, 50 9s, 8 q, 81 80 Sc
Chester, Sundays, 80 %, G IS, 747. IS 30. 900.
SO So II 40 a m; CO. 81 49, 05. 05, %, 50 IS,
6 2s, 81 80, 9 q, 10 90, 81 10 p m. 900,
Atlantic City, week days, "a .. q a ,5 N; ~ "a
81 - y N; SUNDAYS, 30; q me- 81 ~ N
WEST BOUND.
Baltimore and Washington, week days,
80 70s' ls45 ann ils 10 ~ o. IA o.
IS ~, a m; n2 10, " O5, 3O5, "a 81, 10 %, isls
Baltimore and Way Stations, Z OF a m, 3O5
~ Newark. Del, week days, "a 4s, zoe. Is/7I
10: me Is O5, "a 81 l6 80, 30, l8 II, % l6, II l.
IA 5l. 1885, Z 80, Is -, % l6 II 10 IN.
Pittsburg. Is AZ a m, "a 81 , m, daily.
Chicago l6 AZ a IN. " %, "a 81, ~ l6 p m,daiiv.
Cincinnati and st. Louis, sl2 l6 p m sn
singeriy accommodation, Roam. sos. 81
and IL 10 D IN daily.
Landenberg accommodation. week day
zoe l1O0 IN, 05 and 40 y m. sunday
drains leave Market street station:
For New York, week days, 81 ~, 50 u, %
sll 80 a m
For Philadelphia. week days, 5s5, $40, Ga.
IS 90, 50 49, sll IS m; II AZ, $50, 40 D. m.
Sundays, 6 20 a m; ~ AZ, 3 so. 9 As p m.
For Baltimore, week days, 70, 30, IS %,
81 35 a m, So, 80 M. Sunday, 20 m;
o. 3 so pm.
For Landenberg and w. -tations week
days, 9 81, 10 30 "a m; s. bib Sundays,
9 25 a m; 2 So, 8 On p IN.
Chicago and Pittsburg. S. 90 m, daily eX-
cept Sunday; sl2 AZ, $3.50 p m, daily.
Cincinnati and st. Louis, sll % m, daily
except Sunday.
LEAVE PHILADELPHIA, TWENTY
FOURTH AND CHESTNUT SITS, FOR
WILMINGTON, week days. 81 O5, o 90, p,
s. 10, 40, 10 co. sll ~ m; l2 noon. 81 45, 09,
90, 81 o. 81 a. 30, So 20, 30 Sc O2, 10 y D.
8 10, So 40, 10 10 and II 30 p m. 49,. 49,, Al
Sundays, So %, CO. IS 10 8 30, l0QO, 81 ~ q
M u noon, 2 90, 90, 81 IA, 30, So OF, ~ ooo'
s 10, So 40, 10 10 and u 30 p m. ,, ,.,,-.,
LEAVE TWELFTH AND MAltkEI SIS
50 As, 81 So, sll26 mss S. 50 A. 81 q, - % IN
daily.
Telephone No. la3.
Rates TO Western points lower than VIZ any
other line. Z. o. SCDLl, len1 Pass AGENT
j. 4. ODELL. General Manager.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24
fouNp Dad I'M LIE YARp.

Sudden Death OF Brother ofEx-Governor
jackson, of Maryland.
CAMBRIDGE, Nd, Oct. PAR. Watson
Jackson, brother of ex Governor Jack
son, who owned and resided on the
Castle Haven" farm, about ten miles
below Cambridge, died suddenly yester
day He bad been indisposed for several
days. He left the house at an early
hour for walk about the premises and
was shortly afterward discovered by his
housekeeper lying dead in the yard
In March, 1892, he came to Dorchester
county and purchased the Castle Haven
estate for $1,000, and has since en-
ployed his time principally in improving
and beautifying the property, upon which
he expended Il large sum of money
With the exception of servants, he lived
entirely alone and seldom left the farm.
His estate is estimated at $500, 000 j..
Benjamin Brown, of Cambridge, one OF
his friends, notified Ex-Governor Jackson
to-day Of his brothers death. Word was
also telegrapbed to Wilbur F. Jackson, in
Baltimore
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

In compromise bill viii have the
effect Of shutting of Stewart and
PETER; then a conference committee Of
the two Houses Of Congress could ar
range bin to repeal the Sherman law
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

TIE ways Of the silver compromisers
are past finding out, But there are Cleve
land and Carlisle at the helm. They
are neither unwise nor frightened.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

CLAY, Webster and Calhoun never
found St necessary to speak fifteen hours.
They did not find it palatable or profit
able to follow such leader as Stewart
OF PETER in fight "for the life of a
metal Pooh IL makes a man sick.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

rHE trivial affairs Of life are in the
majority. The people to whom the great
things happen great calamities as well
as great triumphs, are fewer still
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

DHTLADELPHIAA AND READING KALI
mia and Atlantic City, only double
track line ..,,.- ,,t,-rcroN-
ATLANTIC CITY DIVISION ,,.,..
Leave Philadelphia, Chestnut street W haii
and south Street Wharf ,,,,r,-
Week Days Express, wv =, me-
o'i3 n an EXPRESS, 900 1000 a. m. Accom-
mediation. 500, a. IA. ana ~ p, ~. 49,. A.
pefurninr. leave Atlantic City depot, At
lorffc and Arkansas avenues, week days
n ,.nt,,,s $50 $50 am. and 400 b. nm. Accom-
mediation, s.lu a. m. anu 40 p M.
sstindavs- Express, 400 5l1 p, M. Accom-
,,,..'iafion l5 a. m. and 4.lb p. M.
Ia, ior Cars on an Express trains.
9enl Snperintendent. Gen. Pass. Agent.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

The happiness a man, who bet on
races. exhibited when he came out even"
indicates that frequently he does not
come out even-he is taken In instead.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24
81 auaINgss HOUSES BURNED.

Destruction Threatened the Whole Mer-
camille Distriet-Loss Of S15, 900.
ROANOKE, ILL.,, Oct. "a This place has
just suffered ERE which destroyed six
business houses and threatened the en-
tire mercantile district. The losses will
reach $40 600, only partly insured
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

THE devil does not object to the assist
ance that comes from men who sit near
est to the altar and make the loudest and
longest prayers.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

In is said to be happy moment when
the nurse declares that It is a boy and a
perfect picture Of the father, but Il
pals upon repetition.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24
vKTu.MINeToN AID NoRTHERN. Raj

WILMINGTON AND NORTHERN RAIL
w ROAD. Timetable In effect Sept. %. 1873.
Drains leave Wilmington, French street STA
tion. Tor i. & o. Junction. Montchanin, VIM
ferihur Guyencourt, CranOgue, Cossert.
Thalde' Ford juno ton, pOc1pson, West
chester, EmbTeevillf, MOrtonville. Coates
Vile and intermediate stations, daily. eX-
cent Sunday, At 06 and $50 q m. las. 4.ho and
$50 m Sunday only, al %. q m; 1 ua aud
4h Z. m.
For Waynesburg Junction, Springfield and
intermediate tations, daily, except sunday,
at % IN. IS and 3 IS m. sunday only
az SOD n m, O9 and IS p m.
For Joanna. Birdsboro, Reading and inter.
mediate stations. daily except sunday, At z %
a m and IS p m. sunday only at 3 % m.
and o. D m.
A. q. McCAUSLAND, Superintendent
BOMNESS BRIGGS, General Passenger Agt
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

II is not wise 70 be TOO hasty in scor-
iug the Senate for its apparent faithless
ness II there is any possibility Of max
ing better terms With TIE senator's whose
interests, affections, incomes, fees or
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

II we really know we should stop pay
ing out good, hard, useful, absolutely
necessary gold for useless silver bullion,
the way to stop is TO stop
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24
Anoiher Dc steamshIrEatered.

The British steamship kasbek, Of
/ moon. which has a tonsge Of 2000 tons
WAS entered At the Custom House this
morning L win be loaded with oil Ut
Marcus Hook.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24
REWARD.

COO REWARD WILL BE PAID FOR
eDzU information that will lead to the ar
rest and conviction of the persons who dam
aged the property at Maryland avenue and
Beech street. S. ID. HOkBES.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

The Water Wite Fire Company re-
ceived 500 feet OF nsw hose THIS morn
ing 10 was made by the Peerless Hose
Company Of New York and Is OF nrst
class material.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

THE humiliation Of the members Of
the Harrison administration will never
be complete tili they are all dead.
Foster, the late Secretary of the Treas.
ury, is now threatened with arrest in
connection with the affairs of the bank
at Fostoria, Ohio, which he "gutted
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

0NE Of the favorite as well as the
principal dishes Of the medieval Floren-
tines was bread soaked in wine. This
was called zuppa or soup. The liquid
made Of meat broth, called soup, now
came after the period Of the fifteenth
ceninrY.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

II Paderewskl has made enough money
to play for his own amusement, be might
come over again to let us see his hair
grow.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

OCT OF the Senate Mr. Edmunds is
brave aud wise; in the Senate he voted
for the Mckinley bill after making
dieker for bounty to the maple-sugar
tree tappers, and after assisting in Of
setting the protection Of the struggling
Industries Of Pennsylvania with the
struggling silver industry of Colorado.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24
PAssENeER TRAIN pITcHEo.

Thirteen People Reported Injured on the
Indiana and Illinois Road.
ST. LOUIS No. Oct 2l.-An Effing
ham, H., special reports the ditehing Of
a passenger train on the Indiana q I'LL
nois Southern Railway, at an early hour
this morning in which thirteen psssen.
gers we're injured.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24
wANAmAKER,s.

Philadelphia, Tuesday, October "a, 1898.
The weather to-day is likely
to be clear.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

BALTIMORE d
ID OHIO RAIL-
ROAD schedule in
effect July s. 1885
Trains leave Della
ware Avenue Depot,
East Bound.
s Express trains.
New York, week
days, So %, 81 81, $3.50,
$40 SO a IN. sl2 "a,
81 40, s. IS, 50 80 p m.
Sundays, So 90. S. 80.
SO IS a m, s1224. 81 40,
e53S 81 ~ s11 90 u m.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1893-10-24

The place TO get your fruit cake is az
c. Weyls No East Second street. Best
that Is made in the city.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1893-07-27
Current Notes.

It's wise stock that knows it's own
par.
So far as can be learned Rordame's
comet appears to have slipped it's troll
ley.
Russian farmers hold an average of
twenty-seven acres to each family.
The French will have their way in
Siam. The lamb never yet got the bet
ter of controversy with the wolf.
The prison population of India is only
80 per 100000 population, or less than
half the raio of Great Britain.
The annual average of criminals tried
in Germany for all offences is 222, 1914, in
Italy 1882, in Great Britain ", 43S.
The average weight of the English
brain is 1875 ounces; of the Esqnimau,
43 but compared with weight of body
the difference is small.
The amount of iron in the human
blood is about an ounce to the hundred
pounds, or a little over quarter of an
ounce to the individual.
Ia England, France, and Germany
the ratio of multiple births is 10 twins
per 900, and 100 triplets and quadru
plets per 1000, 900 births.
She (another's)-''But it isn't right
for You to say you love me; you must
only think it," Her Summer Lover
But don't think it, only say it,"
She-"Supposing you were going to
promise to girl, what would you sayY
He-'Oh, something simple and direct
like Will you be my wife?' Supposine
you were the girl, what would your
answer be?'' She-sYes.'
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1893-07-27
Coughing

rs Natures effort to expel foreign sub
stances from the bronchial passages.
Frequently, this causes inflammation
and the need of an anodyne. No other
expectorant or anodyne is equal to
Ayers Cherry Pectoral. 1t assists
Nature in ejecting the mucus, allays
irritation. induces repose, and is the
most popular of all cough cures.
"Of the many preparations before the
public for the cure of colds, coughs,
bronchitis, and kindred diseases, there
is none, within the range of my expert
ence, so reliable as Ayers Cherry Pee
toral. For years was subject to colds,
followed by terrible coughs. About four
wears ago, when so afflicted, was adj
vised to try Ayers Cherry Pectoral and
to Law all other remedies aside. I did
so, and within week was we'll Of my
cold and cough. Since then l have
always kept this preparation in the
house, and feel comparatively secure
Mrs. L. L. Brown, Denmark, Miss.
"a few years ago took severe cold
which affected my lungs. / had ter
rible cough, and passed night after
night without sleep. The doctors gave
me up. 1 tried Ayers Cherry Pectoral,
which relieved my lungs, induced sleep,
and afforded the rest necessary for the
recovery of my strength. By the con-
tinual use of the PectOral, permanent
cure was effected. III -~asea. FairbrOther,
Rockingham, VI
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1893-07-27
Clever Clips from the cynics.

The worst failure of the season is that
of the calamity howlers to persuade the
people that the country is going to the
dogs.-Boston Globe.
Money continues rather tight, but
they have experienced no difficulty in
raising the wind out in Iowa the past
week.-Boston Herald.
PAY as you gon and save enough to
come back on-GdlUeston Neaos.
1t is the square man who piles up the
most goood round dollars.-Bmt0lo
Courier.
breakers ahead" said the man of
the house when two new servants arrlv-
ed.-Boston Bulletin.
1t is when woman gets caught i'll a
shower with new hat on that you may
realize what q rain of terror is Wash
ingtoa Star.
The malleability of gold is so great
that sheet of foil, it it said, can be
beaten as thin as the slice of ham in q
Worlds Fair ndwich.-Kons0s city
Journal.
Eulalie is keeping Madrid in ferment
with her enthusiastic praise of the Unit
ed States Why doesn't she come back
and take out her naturalization papers
if she likes us so well? She has the max
ings of good American citizen in her
Pittsburg Press.
Looks as if the thermometers were
going to hold an election, judging from
the manner in which they have been
registering lately.-OH city Blizzard.
But the folding beds are not half sc
comfortable as the open ones; why did
you changer THE boys were getting
so they would go to bed without saying
their prayers, and now. they don't dare
to."-Chicago Inter- Oceam.
Chicago's list of Fourth of July cas-
ualities foots up to forty one injured an6
four Multiplied by $3.50 this gives 6
population of 2,4l4, 420.-MinaaeapoH
Tribune
Central Park should be lighted b!
electricity, especially on gala evenings
The light wouldn't stop the love-mak
ing, but it would lmitit to cooling -Nev
York World.
1t is only the female mosquito tina
sings. The male is dumb. Gentlemen
who use various languages when ser
enaded at nights should remember
therefore, that they are addressing thei
remarks to ladies.-B0ttimore Aaaerd
can.