New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-06-15
THE Talk or THE Day.

1t Is clamed by his family that Alexander Colum~
bus Of Buffalo. Is direct ncai desccndent Of Chris
TOPPER Columbus. He Is ninety-iy years OF age'
and has eight LYING chil.r'n. Unity gF"ndcm'dren'
and six great grandchildren. lie was a shippuider
hy trade. and hns always been user VI "p"'eo '"">
a d'inker OF iDtoylcans.
Things ore Would Rather Have Expressed Other es
wise: III, Professor to Hostess).-Thank you SO mucn
for a most delightful evening" shall indeed go 70
led with pleasant rcr?iirr,Ghsap ySh VIII De 'H'
At H., meeting Of the Chicago presbytery tho
Other day. the Roy. Thomas &. Hall. son OF Dr.
john Hall. Of this city, declared that he did not be-
love Moses wrote tho whole Of the pen,ateuch, ana
announced his general agreement with the views OF
Dr. Briggs.
He Had" Have you ever ,alen any pcins to eollec3
this bill against old Meddergrass'" inquired the head
Pains p; exclaimed the bill collector. Pains did
you say, Great Scott: 1 have climbed Dozen oxen
barbedw!re fences. been chased D's sS a nv
picked h1lf pint OF brdshot out oi my fs'' ~
George SIR have"
man who signs himself, glover OF Dogs" writes
n say 81 have had enough. and know Ii. have
been driven out Of two Suburban towns arenoy 'his
Summer by the intoeralle nuisance OF dogs parklne
all night always used to take the side OF the oos'
owners against the people who complained OF thenis
but have new Light. krow no" IL Is my
self. Mach as love dogs. If owned one that barSed
that lived In the next town"
More Information Tommy Paw the paper says
that Alderman Glubbns was ensured Tor using
unparlamcntary language" what does 'nas
mcap' .,,.,
Mr. Figg-Did you say he was an Aderman'
lnrpose he happened to speak grammatically.s
An indignant correspondent who travelled by rail-
on a recent hot day says that there never was car
window which wcu,d open and shut with ease. But
I, fla, no Is mistaken IN the old anediuvion carS
that are only fit to be sent to the Junk shop he Will
o,,yovs find such windows. As n rule, the WINDOWS
in all other cars are most successfully managed by
good sized crowbar.
"poor Mrs. Chatter Is all worn out from TALKING
last night
.oh. no: it was whist party she attended,
Chicago Inter ocean,
ALWAYS SWEEP UNDER TIE MAT.
A story is told OF poor servant girl,
Who once moody and strange
Who asked for adm ssion To the fold OF the church,
As she had experienced change.
When asked by the pastoral reason 10 give
For a step important as that.
She answered." Before. sir. sighted my work.
But now | sweep under the mat"
There's a world OF good sense
In this simple rep.y.
And we'll worth study and thought
To those who are travelling the way that Is broad,
Not doing the things which they ought
BE true to yourself; do the best that you can,
In business, at law. or the bat
Whatever YOU do. be faithful and true,
And ALWAYS sweep under the mat"
rfTz NIGEL.
Awful Luck" Talk about hard luck said pale
Young man II am the greatest living example,
Whats up 49, -, -, -, ~. .,
iscd me ~ 900 n would quit smoking fo: year.
Hero I hive stuck II for eleven months, and now
h,ar that the old rascal has gone broke spccuatin8
I'm wheat and isn't worth thousand cents. -(lndian
apois Journal
"poys- said the teacher. we must all work In this
world Did any OF you ever get something for moth
Ing, "Yes7 replied every boz IN the room. "whatl'
asked the teacher In surprise. "A lickln.' was tie
reply.
Far from N.-"N all human beings were nae
these said the elderly, ihin-whskered s,rynscr'
gazing rIorrnf,y ut the dancing Dahomey Villagers
" NE would look mighty blue for me " - a.,
You are II phrsEolOgiS,. perhaps hazarueu tno
voung man In the straw hat. ., r..
Thunder, no I'm a corn doctor -(Chicago 'HD