The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-04-13
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Kind Party Whist are Jon c'yiSs
The, ..y mr. ifi's toJt Little hoy :
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Nsss' 10 iosps Esiroa sitb The pet
sabalsio1 -uo9d aorsias Nj. Pau
hl. oni Are you taxing the son oai for
&c siriss o. the heir cut fos . supuiesi
Mr. Fsl.blocm Nsttsr. Mr. W.sgs
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- Ola Mcbsssris Moaksy Well. shst
do Jon lhiuk o. The white people 90 ilr'
Sev Montsy The mosi striking trait
about them ses ms 10 b. their Intense eur
iosisy.
The Investor Of the sIphsbet must
have been modes, mao, said Hawkins.
Why tof sslsd Msvsou. Because be
bessn il 9Th A. aid Hawkins. Most
men souli have tesun sith ].
--Egp ioyer ~ iIliam. Mrs sprigssns
somplsibe that she received only one halt
Of all the bundIes she hsd pm. up here
lsst night William That's funny. cir. !
wrote Mrs sprisssns on one bundle and
put Ditto on each Of the Others.
Little Johnny Msy hitch the dog
70 my sied. sod have him pull met Moth,
tr--Tm afraid bell bite you Little Jobp.
NJ IL. The other eld I'm going 10 bitch
"A man hiss been arrested In Csnada
for stealing turkey 20 years old. The
suti,otisies intend TO send him 70 Jail |
What's tbs msttsr With an insane Asy
luni
A somsn's work is never done, says
the old sdsge, aud 80 THINKS The Prince
OF Wales I. hs locks ytarniugly ct the
throne.
"A servant gill pOzzled Chestnut
street druggists clerk yesterday for mo-
msnt by ssking Ter dozen three grain
Queen Anne Pile,
- Bab'ley- Miss PAsssy seemed offend,
I'd ss you last evening. wba, did you
myi Nudge Blessed IL know. o1ly
asksd h.r ifshe didn't dread having to
wear hoops sgsin.
--Didnt Mooney Nrve two terms 10
Congressi No.o, my recollection is that
be served one aud was just about 10 serve
another when | 1, constituents psrdoned
him out
Miss Peat did you ever look at your
cell 10 the glass when you we're sngyil 4
Rival lIe-No. I'm never angry when ]
look in the slass.
What made you talk to Philli pc a.
you didi He is Just grinding his teeth
That's what wanted him TO do. You SET
I've invite him 10 take dinner with me Of Z
my boarding house.
--Wiie-D Don't you believe the gas met
er is defective in some wsy2 Husband
II msy be-. but notice that it is able 10
fiji The bill every month.
Good BY. love. 10 case I'm really
prevented from coming home TO dinner :,
III send stelegrsm You need rot send it; Y
! have already taken |, out Of your jacket u
70 rket.
The difference between q politician
and . statesman is hard TO define, but We. :
" easy TO understand. All the fellows 10
The other parties ere simply politicians. z
-Alsy Wseinald, what did you say. N
you know ~hep you were presented to
lhs P.iaoe Of Wtalesi Reginald Why, 81
dssh boy. the hra thing di I. was 10 spoil u.
seize Tor The Amer~ icsn Weyoluiioa.
--Sir. questioned 81 irste female shop
keeper s she Tounced upon . small msn -
rho vas pacing the ttore. ere you the
aoer wslkeri Nm o. ms'sm, he g.spod, /
I'm ooly the p p proprietor.
-Erp.rie heed servant = 0entlemsn =
rants 10 zee you sir. MIR Richmsn Who
. her Experienced s,rssnt-I couldn't
Ind ont, sir. but Judging from bic clothes
zee eitt er q bessG ora millionaire,
mr. I'll
--Uocle Jake-Some me1. Ike, ia like
'haiks. .srfy o~dacious. an some is Hat
lhs fSundshs, only fsr,sh. Bot d,res
'ne thing shahn III men is like tome Y
indef hsh OF snuddsh. Mao keep he =
D OUT 1htt. be SAFE. Same sid isb.
= Some boys we're ssked wLst they knew ov
bout the pbsrisies. They are q mean lot va
Ia said ons boy. Why DO Jon ssy soi ~
'ecsu.e some Of them b,ougbt penny to
'hrist once, aud be took II 10 his hand, pr
eoted II ID and tsis. Whose subscrir ton
thu.
"A little girl ktos vss csressing h = r
dorede aud adoring father. whose ma al In
resn 10 net his bsudsomsst feature Pr.