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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

bduCC.
"And how much is that?"
"That's 40 cents"
"You don't have to take it bread ed
unless you var it that wagon
Certainly not"
A long pause, during which the man
with the tickle appetite went back with
his eyes over the "to-order" page.
Suddenly he frightened up.
"Say, what is lobster n la Newburg?"
ats fresh lobster cooked in q kind Of
thick aucc."
us it good?" M
4one Of the best ways of cooking
lobster"
slow long does it take to get it?"
ooh, maybe fifteen minutes
"That's too long. I'm kind O. pushed
for time to-day. III try that some day,
though, I've heard of it.
I'VE nave some nice cold meats"
~ was just looking at 'em, but !
don't see anything that strikes me.n
put his foretinger over the word
soups" and then brought it down the
page a line al a time. Having reached
the end he turned the bill over, but saw
that only the wine list was printed on
the back.
81 don't want any wipe,n he re.
marked.
He set the bill up against the sugar.
bowl and studied it intent, for an
other half-minute. although it seemed
longer. The waiter began to show
some impotence.
do you see anything you like" he
asked, meekly.
WyHhp rae n r,o5 Ia,l ho,1 oa,,1J
eat, said the man with the whiskers,
emphasizing the word "could" and
squirting in a critical way at the list
of entrees. u could get along with a
cup Of coffee and a piece Of that hot
mince pic, but / don't crave coffee or
pie eithe. one. There's something I've
got to have as soon as l can figper what
1t is.n
"Ill tell you what I ian do. l can
come back in a little while. May be
by that time you'll make up your
mind"
"All right, all right; don't let me keep
you from your work. I'll pick out
something presently"
The waiter went over to the next
table and took three orders, after which
he disappeared through the vaporous
doorway leading to the kitchen. He
was gone perhaps five minutes.
Most of this time the mar with the
uncertain hunger gazcd steadily at the
bill of fare clutched in front of him.
He took several drinks of water, and
he also ate another bnttered lump OF
sugar. Finally he folded up the bill
and laid it on the table with the grim
air of a mar who has come to a serious
conclusion.
The waiter approached him cautious
ly and busted away "a few crumbs.
We'll, have you made up your
mind?"
aYes."
"Whnt do you want?"
IAN oyster stew
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23
TEMPER GENEROSITY WITH SENSE.
Too Many Girls Fall to Practice Self.
DenlaI-Necesslty for Economy.

The girl who is earning her money
by working says with n sigh, when she
buys a hat, that is toe eX;ravagunt, or
q box OF sweets that she doesn't need:
Swell, l worked hard for this money;
i may spend it rs l please" That is rca-
'sonable. but she ought to want to spend
1t in the right way, says n writer in
the Ladies' Home Journal. She ought
to think of the days when possibly
sickness will come--tllen does she want
to feel that she hasn't a dollar in the
world and that she is being taken ARE
of by people on whom she has no
claim? Or there will come a day when
everybody is going for a outing; will
she have to decline because she hasn't
saved any money! l know she has
earned it; ! know the tine hat or fine
gown may be very tempting, but the
mere fact that she has given her life
so many hours of it-her strength and
her nervous force to get the money
should make her cautious in taking
care OF it.
"Shall / be mean?" asks a sensitive
girl. No, my dear; but l tell you it
Is just MS well to remember the old
lproverb about being just before you
are generous. There is no generosity
I'm contributing to a floral piece for a
dead comrade and owing q bill 20
your washerwoman; there is no gem
'erosfty in treating all the girls you
know to ice cream and having to catch
cold because you haven't a thick fan
mel p%etticoat on, the reason being you
have no money to buy one. The girl
lwho is talked of as generous with
money is, | am sorry o say, too often
very foolish with it. She is ready,
when she has it, TO lend it TO whoever
asks her, to give to whatever is going
Oh. and when it is gone she either suf-
.fels from its loss in modification and
tears or else she herself becomesa bor-
rover.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23
NEEolEss COUGHING.
0on't Irritate tins Rranchlsi sTubes. has
Let Nature Relieve rhsLa.

1uAIte@eG eHEEeas ----l- A'sNSEE .S2sss
IN all bronchial affections the par
b1ysnis Of the cough should be placed.
~ far as possible, under confrolof the
will, says the Yonhts' sCompdniou.
The old ::aaen that d;sagrceable son.
sations in the throat indicate the pres
ence there OF something which ought
10 come upp has been entirely dis
placed by the more rational view that
the continued and prolonged efforts to
expeis that Something are often pro-
du.ctive3 OF more mischief than would
result from IT'S being allowed to re-
main.
There IS attendant upon every dis
sase Of the bronchial tubes a greater
ors1ess amount of mucus, which ex-
udes from the m~embranous lining OF
tue tube. OF course there are the ac-
companying signs of Inflammation
heat, pain, swelling and richness; but
1t is the mncus emulation which is for
the most part responsible for the disa-
greeable sensations which we instinct
lively attempt to alleviate by coughing.
Now it is certain that in a great
majority Of instances, where the oen.
eral health of the patient Is not at-
tnShGus lHtS uIlueTTOGS
what is called resolution; that is, it
Is r%eabsorbcd through the fine net
work OF blood vessels about the tubes
into the blood, where it is taken care
of, and complete recovery is effected.
On the other hand, let MS suppose
that we do not wait for resolution to
take place, but that, on the theory
that every particle of the exudation
should be expelled, as being of u poi
sonous nature, we strain to exhaustion
every muscle of expiration and, in
fact, ths whole system. What followsP
We may have accomplished our inn
mediate object, or the seat of the in
~fammation may have been out of
reach. In either event, if we could
see the point al which our efforts had
been directed we should discover that
they had not been productive of the
results anticipated. Instead of the in
6ammation being in any way allayed,
we should find that al effect had been
produced similar to that which follows
scratching an itching sore. The irri-
tation has for the moment been re-
lieved, but it is only a question OF
time wher it will return with renewed
energy.
The habit of %endeavoring to expel
more of the emulation than will come
away with gentle aud %infrequent
coughing is an exhausting and idle
one.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23
August, !,
Flower

Zone Of my neighbors, Mr.. John
Gilbert, has been sick for a long
time. All rhougnt j mpastrecovery.
He was horribly ~emaciated from the
inaction of his liver and kidneys.
1t is difficult to describe his appear.
ance and the miserable state OF his
health at that time. Help from any
source seemed impossible He tried
yortr August Flower and the effect
upon him was magical. 1t restored
him to perfect health to the great
astonisllment Of his family and
friends" John Quibell. Holt, Onto
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

There is more Catarrh in this section O;
the country than all other diseases put
together, and until the last few years was
supposed to be incurable. For u great
many years doctors pronounced it n local
disease, and prescribed local remedies,
and by constantly failing to cure with
local treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be a consti-
tutional disease and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure, manufactured by +. j Cheney 81
Co, Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitu-
tional cure on the market. 1t is taken In.
ternally in doses from 10 drops to q tea
spoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any case it
fails to cure Send for circulars and tes-
timoniBls. Address
+: j.. CHENEY s. co, Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23
This May Interest You.

Students, teachers (male or f~eaale),
clerRymen II others in need of change
of employment, should not fail to write to
b. +. Johnson Il Co, Richmond, Va.
Their great success shows that they have
got the true ideas nbou making money.
They can show you how to employ odd
hours protitably.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

If IN NEED OF A REMEDY for a Sore
Throat or Bad Cough or Cold use promptly
DIR. James Expectorant, a useful medicine
to keep in the house, because OF its great
helpfnlness In all Lung and Throat
troubles.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Dog Dealer-D'yeh mean to say you
sold that 2-cent pup for se5? Why I've
got thoroughbreds that | can't sell for
half that.
Boy sold him to n Boston woman
What did you tell her?
Nothin'. JUS put u pair O. 25-cent
eyeglasses on him.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Miss Beabtie-What a perfect speci-
men OF 1onian architecture.
Adorer ian architect)-Indeed it is,
and am delighted to find hat you
know SO much about architecture.
Small ~Brother-oh, you amt the
first architect sister has been en-
gagged to.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23
Employment Agent-An recommer

Employment Agent-An
dation from your last placer
Applics nt-No.
Where did you work last?
In q railroad restaurant
Discharged?
Yes.
What for?
I made the coffee too strong, an cut
the meat too thick.
Say! Here's two dollars. Wait n few
days, and I'll try to work you into my
boarding house.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Oh, it's all right. After + get q few
thousand of those checks out, the hold
ers will find it to their interest to club
together and help me start the bank.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Throat Diseases commence with a Cough,
Cold or Sore Throat. browns Bronchial
Troctes" give immediate relief. Sold
DULY In boxes. Price 25 cents,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

SCURvEY and scorbutic affections. PIN
pies, and blotches on the skin are caused
by impure blood which Beecham's Pills
cure.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Mr.. Gumpps If l should die, l don't
believe you'd even wear mourning for
me.
Mrs. Gumpps-Well, I might wear
half mourning, just to let folks know
you weren't more'n half IL husband.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23
Among the G,ories of the West.

Here are n few of the many remark.
able things which the State OF Wash.
ington produced in 1893.
An apple weighing 2 pounds and 4
ounce
One strawberry 10 inches in circum-
ference.
A bunch of grapes weighing 9
pounds.
An onion weighing 4 pounds and 1
ounce.
A potato weishinss pounds 4 ounce
a rauish weighing 9s1s2 pounds.
A beet weighing 80 pounds.
A pumpkin weighing % pounds.
a watermelon weighing 81 pounds
A cabbage weighing 80 pounds.
A squash weighing l2o pounds.
Timothy Z feet S inches high.
Clover 5 feet high.
Alfalfa from 4 yield of ~ tons per
acre.
Cornstalks IA feet high.
\ A hill of potatoes that yielded IL
pounds.
Sixty-seven pounds of potatoes from
2 pounds planted.
Hops from a yield OF 9,592 pounds
per acre.
Wheat from a yield of So bushels
per acre.
Oats from a yield Of 125 bushels pei
acre.
A blackberry bush showing 21 fee,
growth in II year.
a branch from n prune tree 33 inches
long, with 4G pounds of fruit Cd it.
A lump of coal weighing $500
pounds.
a plank 80 inches wide, 80 inches
thick and 80 feet long, and not u knot
gu it. -Senttic Press Times.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

The distance from either the north
or south pole to the equator, measured
along the earth's surface. is 5000
miles
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23
A PALE FACE

PALE FACE
comessfrom poor
blood. Your blood
needs to be enriched
and vitalized. For
this there's nothing in
the world 80 thor
oughly effective as
DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery.
Children who ore
weak, thin, pale, and
MN " n ra m n a n
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23
CONGRESSIONAL PROCEEDINGS
The Senate.

WASHINGTON, Dec. 1.-THE house bill
to repeal the federal election laws was
taken up today II Mr.. Berry, dem, Ar
kansas. made u speech in advocacy of 1t.
After a speech by Mr.. PETER, pop. Kan
sas, in advocacy of the bill introduced by
aim yesterday appropriating .si, e0D, 00 to
relieve want and de,titution throughout
the country, the senate on motion of Mr..
cameron, rep. Pennsylvania, proceeded
to the consideration OF executive business.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Little Dick-1 could lift our front
shutters off the hinges. What good is
they anyhow?
Little Dot-oh, they is just for papa
to close when it's time for sisters com
pany to go home.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Business Man-see here, sir! You
gave me a check on the Lightly bank
and | find there is no such i%nstitution.t
Financier (who has been playing in
hard luck)-Hold on to the check, my,
dear sir. 1t will be all right. The
bank isn't in operation yet.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

chicken, ST. Sufferin' Cornelius! II
ought to be nice. l wouldn't mind
payin' it. though, i'll was good and
hungry for chicken. l don't feel to.
day, though, as if l wanted anything
of that kind. l know I want some.
thing, but | can't tell exactly what it
is. You know how u man gifts some
tines
"Yes, indeed
@What's that? Fried sweetbreads?
I wouldn't take EN- as a gift. Where
l used to live they belonged to the in.
trels. 1 hear that n good many people
in the city cat 'em regular. Is that
so?"
I'VE take q good many orders"
"Humph! But I'm keeping you, ]
guess. Just let me run down a little
farther and I'll probably strike some.
thing that suits me. What's this truckf
S-e-r-v-e-l.a-t. Servclat sausage-I never
heard of that, but no matter-I dom.
want no sausage. Now. here's some.
thing; black bass. Are they fresh. dc
you s'posep"
"I think they are"
Allow do you cook 'em; fried OF
broiled?n
"Well, " cou,L give them to yor
either way. Would you like an orde,
broiled?n
Cant tell just yet. I've got t. lool
over this thing a little more. I've got
a funny appetite-got TO humor it-got
to give it just the right thing-there'.
n new one on me. shrimp salad-what's
it like?"
"It's made of shrimps; they're a good
deal like crawfish, only they come from
the ocean"
Let me ont on crawtish. u-m-ln-m
its funny | can't find anything that
strikes me. Ill hurry up. Fried eggs,
boiled eggs, scrambled eggs, potato
pancake-oh. blame it, I'll just iumr
over here to the dinner side"
u think you'll find something there
that you'll like"
II hope SO, by jung. When 1 strike
the thing want I'll know it RICH,
away. | see you've got clam chowder,
barley soup and chicken soup
never cared much for soup before eat
I'd rather jump right In"
@Thnt duck is mighty good"
4What kind is it? Oh, yes, nallard.
Mallard duck with jelly,5O cents. Thai
must be good, but l got my fill of ducll
when | used to go huntin' so much. II
l took any game ! think it'd be venison.
How much does it a there after
'venispn and sweet potatoes?
"Thatfs so cents"
ALooks more like go"
aSo. it's so. I'm sure of that
AAll right. I'm going to hurry along
here now and see il you haven't go
something that just strikes the spot
Bcans-saddle OF mutton--yonng pigeon
ported a la-a La
"a la Jardiniere.
"uA. does It meaafn
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23
Lbs hause.

W.
WASHINGTON, Dec. 10. = Immediately
after the journal had been read in the
house Mr.. Cochran, dem, New York, Of
tered his resolut on looking to the APP
pointmcnt of u committee to investigate
the Ha Iii question and the privileges
Of the house in such matters. 1t was re-
fcrred to the committee on rules.
Mr.. Boutelle endeavored to secure i'm
mediate consideration by the house for
his condcmnatory resolution and speak
ing toa point of order made by Mr.. Me-
Crrary, dem. Kentucky, vigorously at
tackled the Administrations Hawaiian
policy as calculated to plunge the country
into war. Finally his resolution was
referred by the speaker to the committee
on foreign affairs, over his protest. Mr..
Boutelle appealed from the decision end
his appeal was tabled.
The house went into committee of the
whole on The urgency deficiency bill, the
pending question was Holman's amend
ment to limit the operations of special
pension examiners to original claims. A
warm discussion followed.
Mr.. Waugh, rep. Indiana, moved an
amendment to require accused pensioners
to be furnished with Information of
charges fled, but it was ruled out on a
point OF ordar
Mr.. Holman's amendment relative to
the employment OF special examiners was
defeated aud he gave notice OF u motion
to rec0mmit the bill to have the amend
ment Incorporated.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23
A Child enioys

a ChIId ENJOYS
The pleasant flavor, gentle action and
soothing effect of Syrup of Figs, when in
need of a laxative. and if the father or
mother be costivc or bilious, the most
gratifying results follow its use; so that
II is the best family remedy known and
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Little Miss Freckles-Is your mother
maxim money keepin' borders?
Little Miss Mugg-No. The boarders
eats too much.
Little Miss Freclles-W'y don't you
walk around the dining room in that
new yaller and green dress? That 'ud
make 'em sick.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23
A Timely Bit of Advice.

In these times of grip aud pneumonia it
is of great Importance tuat we should
know where to look for n safe and sure
remedy. A slight cold may become u
serious one, the scarcely noticeable pain
in the chest is too often the forerunner of
pneumonia. The first cough may lead to
consumption, a cough is always dan
gerous. Never neglect a cold or cough
for even one day. but get at once, as u
safe and sure remedy, Kemp's Dalsam,
the best cough cure. which is recommen-
ded on NIL ides. 1t should be kept in the.
house regularly to avoid delay when
needed. 1t is sold at all the drug stores.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Soft hands indicate c character lack.
ing energy and force.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

allow about this sirloin OF beef; 10
that a steak or q roast?"
ats no steak. It's a sirloin."
9What's the d~itference??" -
"There's a good deal of difference.
Ones a regular steak and the others
simply a cut with sauce on it,"
"Oh, yes; thought may be it was q
steak. Is the law out on quail?"
~ couldn't tell you"
u see you have it down here. The
law must be out. l never cared a con.
tinental for quail. One makes about q
bite"
aPrairie chickens are bigger than
quails."
"How much for one Of tbem?"
"Sixty cents"
"Wi,ere is it2s
"There along the left of the bill.r
"That's so. What's the rest of that
along there?"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Little JOHNNY guess Tommy
Dodd's mother is his s%tepmother.
Mammals she?
Little Johnny-5he nus be, cause
whenever she says she'll tell his father
on him, she always does.
Clarn-Us girls are getting up n se-
cret society.
George-What's the object?
Clara don't know yet, but Ill tell
you all about it after I'm initiated.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

The world now uses 1860 kinds Of
postage stamps.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

strong, plump, rosy,
and robust by the " Discovery" IT'S espe-
cialy adapted to them, too, from its pleas
ant taste. Its an appetizing, restorative ton
ic which builds up needed flesh and strength.
In every blood faint or disorder, il 1t
doesn't benefit or cure, you have your
money back.
Or. R. v. PIERCE: Dear SRI will shy
that l used the Medical Discovery" for my
little girl, and she is entirely well. cannot
praise your medicines too hlshly: You may
support
NArI>@<t4z1z1
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

l.ndics use DR.. Lnsuc's Periodical" rils. from
Paris. France. Established III Europe, 1899; United
states. 1887. Cures All impressions. Irregularities
ana monthly arrangements. Safe, harmless, reliable
lhey positively must not be taken during pregnancy.
Many of the Ills to which ladies are subject ara tho
direct results OF irregular inenstruntion. Continued
monthly suppression. result Ia blood poisoning and
lutc> consumption. Sc package or s for Is. per mali
IN plain tealed envelope on receipt of price. The La
tue hemicRl Co. proprletors. The genuine Pill SO d
" %sedswick & Grady, Sioux City. la. wholesale and
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

See "Coleheser' Spadiny Boot ad. in
other column,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

The best opals are obtained from Hun.
gary and Honduras.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

$3.50, 600.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Waiter-Here you are, sir! porter
house steak rare-that was your order
l believe.
Guest-Hum! 1t isn't long since thi.
beef was killed, is it?
III s'pose not, sir.
No, can't be very long. see it i,
still warm.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

The governor of Oklahoma estimates
the population OF the territory Mt ,I,S04
and that of the Cherokee strip at l00,t 100,
u total of Psi ,3G4.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23
The Only Way

No Care Cntarrh in the head is 10 remove
from the blood the impurities which cause
and feed 1t. This can be done by taking
Hoods S~nrsaparilla, the great blood purifier,
which efectually expels all traces of poison
and germs of disease and permanently cures
Catarrh.
This is Not Theory, but simple fact, and
the success of Hoods Snrsnprilla MS a ram.
cdy for Catarrh is testified to by many PEG.
pie whom it has cnrel, not for q time only,
but permanently. Remember
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

An uncut diamond looks very much
like u bit of the best gum arabic.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Ducks are the most effective destroy
crs OF grasshoppers.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Nerve Restorer. No fits after mrs; days use. Mar.
vicious cures. Treatise aud .eGo trial bottle free to
Fit cases. send to DR.. Kline. aSl Arsh St, Phtlas Pa
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

-.Butternies regularly migrate norti
and south like birds.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

arc thirty specie. of tobacco.