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Arizona republican., 1893-03-17

Miss Sweetlie-There goes Prof. Branes, the great scientist. I'd give a good deal to know what mighty problem he is thinking of now.
 Prof. Branes (ruminating)-Let me see: was to get three yards of tape at Smiths, pail of leaf lard at the grocer's, order the coal, pay the butcher, and get some soothing sirup for the baby. I wish Mrs Branes would attend to these matters herself-Judge
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17
Demand and Supply.

The star boarder showed the eggs away from him.
 Whats the matter?" inquired the landlady.
 'T don't like these eggs" he replied.
 What's wrong with them? Eggs are scarce now and cost a great deal of money"
 II don't doubt it," he ventured. "I notice that the fashion in antiques has increased the price quite beyond req son. "-Detroit Free Press.
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17
Didn't Caro for the Bread.

Here is piece of bread, poor man." said the farmers wife to the tramp.
 "ThanlS yer, num-" said the tramp, "but cannot accept it of yer. My phy- sician says mustn't eat any thing but beefsteak or pumpkin pie. n-Jury.
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17
Borrowing Trouble.

"Maddock and his wife are always worrying about their children. Mrs. MaddoclI had fit of nervousness the other day over the thought that their boy Wilfred would grow up and be- come drunkard."
 And what does Maddox worry over?"
 He's afraid Annette will learn to play the piano. Truth.
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17
BRANCHING OUT.
A Keeley Institute to Be Located at
 Prescott.

Mir. James E. Bottoms, secretary and treasurer of the Leslie E. Keeley Go. g Institutes of Arizona and late manager of the institute at Phoenix, will leave this morning for Prescott to take charge of the institute to be located there.
 Mr. Bottoms has been in Phoenix less than four months, yet in that time he has acquired the regard and friendship not only of those with whom he has come in contact at the institute, but also of the entire business community. MT. Bottoms is gentleman of the strictest integrity and of SO high de- gree of executive ability in his par
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17
Placing the Blame.

Was that you making such a noise outside this morning?" asked his mother
 "No'm," responded the small boy, Harlow and were trying to sec who could holler the loudest, and Barlow beat me. "-IIarper's Young People.
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17
Read the BOTTOM of the Column!

A PREACHER in. Philadelphia adver- tises to supply clergymen with ready made sermons" His circular contains the titles of several of the sermons, some of which are sold as low as three dollars each.
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17
She Had One Trieud. nt Least.

Miss N, how could you think that had ever said in company that you were stupid? Quite the contrary; whenever your name was mentioned I was always the only one who didn't say so."-Boston Globe.
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17
A Simple Formula.

The Debutante-How can I be sue cessful in society?
 The Belle Do as I do. Keep smiling all the time.-Chicago News Record.
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17
The Only Kind,

Practical Father-I told you to oil the casters of that table so they would not squeak, but you have not done it.
 Dutiful Son--I couldn't find the cas- tor-oil. il.-Good News.
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17
She Knew what He Meant.

Ella-What makes you think he loves yor? Did he say so?
 Ida--No; but he hugged me- That is round about way of letting me know it.-Broolllyn Life.
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17
How he Heard of Him.

She-Miss Barker says she heard lots about you.
 MT. Sappy-I'm charmed to know it, Miss Maury.
 "Yes; she says she met you once."- Jury.
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17
Where He Missed IL

Customer (glaring at him)-I find a piece of ham in this apple pie.
 Clerk tat lunch counter, loftily)-Yes, sir. If you wish something that hasn't got any ham in it, sir, l can recommend our ham sandwiches, sir.-Chicago Tribune.
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17

On Common-Sense Lines. He-Can you sew on buttons2 She-Yes. ! He-And cook? She-Yes. He-Darling! She-Dearest Ask pa. - Chicago News Record.
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17

Not a Bakers Dozen. Twelve times he kissed her ruby lips, But when he tried to go, She cried: "A baker, dear, Would never treat me so'
 Detroit Free Press
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17
Al Apparent ContradiC

Al Apparent Contradiction. "She is very sweet girl, anyway" "Why, you inst said she was utterly devoid of taste. Texas Siftings.
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17

Luxury. Patient-May scream if you hurt? Dentist-Yes, but we charge extra for that.-Chicago News Record.
Arizona republican., 1893-03-17

Krew An About It. "I've quit swearing" Who's shaving you now?"-Jury.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-08-21
o5cncral advertisements.
1T is EASY
TO BRAG

but decidedly of more value to
have Your Work speak for
itself.
We base our claim upon the
actual Results obtained in the
past, in the correction of all
visual defects, no matter how
complicated.
We grind lenses specially
needed for complicated cases,
insuring an absolute fit.
Is this of any value to you,
or do you prefer buying your
Glasses at haphazard, not
knowing if they help or injnre
your eyes.
Would you give your eye
sight for all you possess Not
if you know it. Then give
them proper care while you
have them; and when you feel
they need attention, always
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-08-21
BEHRING SEA DELIBERATIONS.
A Rumor That England will Be Sue
cessful.

LONDON, August "A special from
Paris says The Behring sea tribunal
of arbitration his made good progress,
and it is expected that a decision will
be rendered within a fortnight, Every
contested point has been adjudicated.
The decision will give entire salts
faction to Great Britain and Canada
In every instance the claims advanced
by counsel for Great Britain are held
good.
The decision will be unanimous on
all points, save one for which Justice
Harlan and Senator Morgan, American
arbitrators held out, the American
claims. The tribunal is now discussing
the question Of regulations to govern
seal fisheries.
PARIS, August With reference to
the London report that the Behring
sea case is decided in favor of Great
Britain Hon c. H. Upper, Canadian
Minister of Marine and British agent
here, said that all forecasts are mere sur
misses. The arbtrators had arrived al
a decision in regard to half the point;
presented, but did not know when tht
work would terminate.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-08-21
IN THE COMMONS.
The Opposition Attempts to Worry the
Government.

1ue OppoSlIlou ATTEMPTS TO w 0rry the
Government.
LONDON, August 2.-Jn the Com
mons oday, Immediately after Sil
Edward Gray announced the raising Of
the Siamese blockade, Sir Richard
Temple and George Curzon, Conserva
tives, began their daily task of worrying
the Government with minute questions
about the negotiations and insinuations
that the action of the Foreign Office
had been incompetent.
Sir Edward Gray reproached them
with trying to embarrass the Govern.
ment while negotiations of the most
delicate character were pending. The
position of affairs required him to still
maintain considerable reserve. He was
satisfied it would be found, when the
result of the negotiations was disclosed,
that the action of the Foreign Office
would be shown to be as strong as could
be desired.
Balfour assured the Government that
the opposition did not intend to en-
barrass the negotiations. On the con-
trary the opposition generally admitted
that little fault could be found with the
action of the Ministers.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-08-21

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the Oldest paper published in the Pacific Rev.
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educational interests of these islands, as also
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Sample copies mailed to any address. A
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The Hawaiian Annual now in
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only reference book of Hawaiian statistics,
and annual recorder of current and reminis-
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-08-21
WANTS TO OINOH SIAM.
Colonel Child Says the French Have
No claim to the Upper Me-Kong.

colonel Ohlld Says the French Have
No claim to the Upper Me-Kong.
Colonel Jacob T. Child, for five
years United States Minister to Siam,
beginning with Cleveland's former
administration, and who is now United
States Consul to Hongkong, is very in
innate with King Chulalongkorn and the
the various dignitaries Of the Siamese
Government.
Minister Child spent several days
looking over the city since his arrival.
He thinks Siam is badly treated by
France. He is of the opinion that the
attack made by the French Govern,
ment on Siam is uncalled for and was
only the result of the extraordinary
greed of slide of the territory on the
Me Kong, which rightfully belongs to
Siam. He is exceedingly we'll ac-
qualnted with that country and its re-
lations to other nations.
Minister Child has sailed on the
Oceanic for his post-Chyonicle.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-08-21
WANTS BACK HER LAND.
Big Suit in Progress With Countess
as Plaintiff.

RICHMOND (Va.), Augugt ? The
bill in the celebrated suit of Countess
Caroline Won Roques of Rouen, France,
against David w, Armstrong of Louis
vile and others, was filed in the ca an
Gerry Court here this evening. The
case involves the title to $500, 900
acres of land in Virginia, West Virginia
and Kentucky, and the object is to
have anulled a deed signed by the
Countess Won Roques and her husband
in Liverpool.
Armstrong was the Countess attor-
ney, and she claims that he sold the
property for some $4,000, while she
only got about $4,000. She says in
the bill that she signed away what she
considered to be part of the land for
$4,000, while it was really the whole
of it.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-08-21
INSPECTION OF THE HARTFORD.
Work Completed and the Vessel Taken
From the Dry Dock.

VALLEJO, August 1.-The United
States ship Hartford, which has been
in the dry dock at Mare Island Navy
Yard for week past undergoing sur
vey by a board OF naval officers, was
taken out of the dock this evening, the
board having made thorough in
spection of the hull. What repairs are
needed to place the Hartford in sea-
worthy condition cannot be ascertained
until the various heads of the depart
ments make tabular reports, which will
be completed in few days.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-08-21

LOUISVILLE (Ky,), August Felix
Poole, a notorious character, was
lynched in Ohio last night for an as
sault committed on Miss York, aged / 3,
a month ago. He has served term
in prison for a similar crime.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-08-21
Cleveland to Depart for Washington

BUzzARD's BAY, August 2.-The
President and Secretary Lamont will
leave here Friday afternoon and take
the Fall River steamer Puritan at Fall
River, arriving in New York Saturday
morning. They will go Immediately to
Washington.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-08-21
A Big Week F.!

That's what it is at
King Bros Art Empori-
UNI, a big week for the
house, and a bigger week
for buyers Of everything
in their line. This week
they have an especially
fine display of pictures,
artists supplies, mirrors,
photograph and auto
graph albums, wall brack-
cts and easels, plush fancy
goods and novelties, the
latest styles of mouldings
for framing and cornices,
a full line of window pole
cornices, etc. Now is the
time to have portraits en-
larged in crayon or india
ink by first class artists
at lowest rates.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-08-21
WAMPOLE'S PREPARATION

removes the nauseous objection
and actually makes Cod Liver
Oil palatable.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-08-21
Ease Balls, Bats, Mask
and Gloves

Printing-Printing orders of all kinds,
executed in frsl class manner
In all the above lines in which T. G. T. has
been for over twenty years identified in this
city, heinvtes correspondence, and guarantees
prompt and careful attention to all orders en-.
trusted to him.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-08-21

1t aims to cure Consumption,
Hits the Mark, too, and it
most effectuallybreaks up Colds,
Coughs, Hoarseness and all
Throat and Lung troubles that
cause this disease.
1t is natural logic to conclude
that if WAMPoLE's PREPARATION
OF COP LIVER OIL has power
toprevent Consumption, it sure
ly is able to cure these lesser
emergencies.
This vigor-making, fat pro-
ducing preparation is Absolute
ly Tasteless, in so far as Cod
Liver Oil is concerned. All
you notice is a delightful flavor
of Wild Cherry and Anise.
But the purest Norwegian
Cod Liver Oil is there all the
same. 1t is great blood en-
richer. Best of all it is a natu-
raj food that in it's stomachic
effects, actually assists its own
assimilation.
In Pulmonary or Bronchial
troubles it is unequalled. No
one doubts the value of Cod
Liver Oil, but not every one is
able to take it.
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

Cobbs q Mitchell of Cadillac have two
camps IN operation az Acme. on East
hay. ard sxpeet - set out 100000 feet
cf pine
John = Tibhetts ef rfym-nth. q mem
her ef The legislature and couuty au
dstor. died Tuesday. seed - gear.
Tho Charlotte Manufacturing com.
rsny shipped . consignment of goods 10
Copsnhsxsn. Dcnmsr<. last week.
The Chsbcyxsn River Boon company
hsntii-d ioooeoso feet of pine and T.
cUooo fret - ccsi<r this season.
The sl>etisn q field oific-rs th~ First
r-Ein>nt Nichizan nsfion al guard. will
BE he'd a Jsckson February !
rh- Rev. y. G. Lee of Crs>nviiie had
his sel1ry rsi-ed b siep0s year By he
ksptst ccn r~~xstisn.
Dr. 4 r tlr,r q Cciiwsser h writing
: ssrsss - rkstches Il sarIy tines ia
Bfsnch csuasg.
Frsnk -Ofiu q ncns,, has r~slsr~,l
VII 80 ba-tef Zoe he shest ~ feeding
4, Bic hnzs
There sre esf eonssess IA I.<k~na
rtsean. tte hFxr>t namher 4nec ls10
fhs FIRST Nsssanai hsak ~ tsater.
vie siIl a. oat q huslne.a snon
Fhs tsp-sr esnafy s--,slstiun IA.
fsns - Iadnatry hae aishsaslsd
Alsess eounty 10 swiae . var %
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19
WARNED BY. sIckLES
Ths One Legged Hero Tells He
Party Il Cannot Wis
~ OPPOSING THE vtTtaAAs
~ GsI1ssrsr rsss1sns ps1bn1n1 ~
nzn ~ shs kpuns ssd nsDae-
iscaas Ls.dly Appxss1sA

W1sur,oros. Dee ls.-Upoa sAs -
osnbiinx q the houss today u af enee
DssDkvsd itsslf into = connifses q ths
uholo - consl<teF the usgeocy def1caency
blIL Ma Baldwin thsa took the nooE.
He dnfsndsd the scfkon q thv psssidsss
oad tAs SECRETARY - ths inssrtox % shs
ponnloo quseflon-
NJ Diseley wss ths nru1 spsskss and
~ sid tha friends q the ox-enldIer
uouid hold the zduinistEat1oa - strict
socoont for IN uss of this nonsy. froo
March 4. ls<<t oniy Len cnsDs of sus-
pscssd fraud had bsen reportsd By the
sxnninsrs in the field. and q theeo
oniy Us vsrs found 10 bo actually
frsudulsnt In tbs corresponding psssod
- he presiding yeaf. 80 caoes q fraud
vsrs discovered with only the regular
force a. works differences a. only forty-
three.
Mr.. coopsr took issus with the stats
uads by Mr. Cann0n on Saturday that
400 pensioners Lad been dropped or
placed in i>orasdy ssnes May. ls<k he
said he had i1<s received . stAeenscnt
from ths pension bureau giving ths
statistics up 10 Dscembcr 10 The total
number suspended sas l. ass. Of these
B.15l had been restored % the roilss 537
mad been reduced. and there we're
dropped not 400. but Ga
Mr.. Sirkeis xss accorded stricter st-
tention and q more general audisncs
than any one who had yet spoken tie
did not think any ons party should
claim a monopoly Of affection and regard
Dor the soldier. Il say this In conclu
zsn.- said Mr.. Sickels. that no party
ell rule long in this country. and no
ruler viii possess or deserve the con-
hdenes Of the American people Who cast
3nmerited stain on the pension rolls OF
lhis- nation Long continued and
mnultnous applause followed this
sentiment
Mr. Breckinridge closed the discussion
After the close of Mr.. Breckinridges .
speech the bill was read by sections tor
amendments. but before this was CON-
plsftd Mr.. breckinridge moved that the
rommittee risc. The committee rose
and the presidents message was laid
before the house. No attention was
paid TO the reading q the message and
al the members engaged IN converse
tior or wandered about the hall
Mr.. Bo1tslie called for the instruc-
tons 10 Mr.. Willis After some dis
eussion the speaker directed that they
Be read AZ the conclusion the house
adjourned until % morrow.
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

Bar CrrS. Mich. Dec Is During the
past season hve vessels owned by Bay
City parties were lost on the lakesI
They we're tho Newell Eddy. owned BY
Eddy 1ransportstion company and
valued at $4,000. foundered In straits Of
Msckinaw, ting Sea Gull. owned By
James Reid. valued $4,000. burned in
the sfrsifs, tug G. c. McDouald. owned
By George c. Sherbert. valued $1,000.
burned on Saginaw river; steamer Onei-
da. owned By James Davidson. valued
$1,000. burned in Lake Erie; tug Acme.
owned by Michigan Log Towing associa-
tiou. value t2.-0o0. foundered od Black
river
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

Barns CRxyk. Mich. Dec la-Ex-
Governor Luceis attack on Congress-
man Burrows for bis vote on the silver
question has caused no little misgiving
among local rspublicznA Many farm
srs. although they have voted the re-
pubhcAn ticket in tho pact. are out and
cut free silver men, There are also
about 500 union men Ia this city alone
Who have declared themselves 20 be In
favor al free silver. and at the recent
state convention OF the Michigan Fedora
ton Of Labor. held here. q resolution
was unanimously adopted fsyoring the
m&azura
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

FLrSr. Mich. Dec i7.--It has just
transpired that Lillian De Witt the
former Flint girl vho sas the heroine Of
= kidnapping affair IN Detroit last sum
msr. and disappeared from that city In
order toescape the disagreesbIs notoriety
which came % her through publication
% her sensational cscapade. WAS married
NoveaIber q az Buffalo 10 DR. Vegas. Q
dentist of that city. = letter 20 that effect
having been received by the girls mother
N thia rffv
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

GhspvrS. Mich. Dec. iS-John Hall.
. lumberman. became mildly insane -
the result - al accident He iefs Glad
vin Tor norshern Michigan point fev
vse<s sxo. taking with him several hun
dred deliara in czsh- Ilis brother.
Thomas Hall II Butmsn has received
w',rd from the tnmh@ prison in New
f,srk that his brother - there violently
insane snd without q dollar of money.
lie will be seut % q New York asylum.
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

SHKAarR. Mich, Dec. is.-Thrss en-
Eine- on the u. b q. a A. railroad were
wrecked or disabled Saturday in the At
tempt 10 force . passage through ice
and snow. Uns east Of 1awss. one just
west. Wills the third lics completely
overturned at Mills switch -pcar Whit
tscaore. The wcst-bound express train
with great difficulty snecrcd 10 getting
through to Alres. Railroad men SAP
the storm 10 the worst in several yeara
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

That people suf5sring frum pfes v11
endure them for years Or submit 70 dsnr
gcross. painful. cruel and expensive
surgical oTersfionA VIXEN al she time
there h . painlesR certain. lasting cure.
which giveS instant relief and costs but Q
txi5e. il b called The Pynmid File Cure
and cm Be found g all drug stores Any
druggist WIN get II for you u you ssk
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

Our place IL No % Pearl street Our
holiday goods are not only beautiful. but
useful. consisting of fire place fixtures
in brass and iron. portable gas lAmps
chandeliers. glassware for gas and cleo
tric fixturcA
Wrxrurprv a prfrr
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

nIy/RIETEEn Every pair ofTrstousse
o3H"HnfLL1 kid gloves at Fried
msn'r reduced priccA
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

An elegant assortment of silysfvsrs
in an immense variety q J. 9. Herkner
Jswelry company.
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19
HOLIDAY RATES
via
@ 2 4 A

Excursion tickets sold TO all points on
December q. "A. 5 and December 30.
II. and January ]. al good for return
until January 2, 1894 Call telephone
606 for full information.
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19
CHEAP EXCURSION
@AMARsAn nNsNro

Via Michigan Central R. R One fare
for the round trip Tickets viii be sold
Dec. 10. 20 and II. COED for return until
January 9. D. A. Almquist Ticket
Agent Union Passenger Agent
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

An kinds of poultry q oscar Allyn'A
Phone loo1.
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19
COODSPEED'S
90 MONROE STREET.

They have them at soc. but the S.,
Si.c0 and $50 ones look better.
See than.
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

Look out for the snnepncsusnt 10 Be
made By the Western Bssf = Provision
Company In thsss columns tooorrov
morning.
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

As Druggssss, so cents 4 tl.oo sase.
or Of DIR. KILMER q CO.. Binshamton, N. =
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

Don't let the dear fellow wear shoes
tn the house: make him as COM
Portable a. he wants to be. He hasn 9
time to order slippers. or thinks he
hasn't. Buy them for him at
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

ff any yonng. old or Hiddis
pzu Su6ering from nervops deb.
genature decay. i,ek of vigor and
eiopuent. vzrtcocele. &C.. viii wTi.
ne. ] vilf send hin II . p,ain envelop'
seAisd. FREE. The spcsipt and fall par
ticuisrs for = gs1sino. certain cure
Address G. h Eri8h<s Hunic Dealer
bsx 1904. NSrzh>r. A'ch-
Grand Rapids herald., 1893-12-19

WrArHERLr q PuLrE
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1893-09-14
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they can
not reach the diseased portion of
the ear. There is only one way to
cure Deafness, and that is by con
stituti0nal remedies. Deafness is
caused by all infamed condition of
the mucous lining of the Eustachian
Tube. When this tube gets infam-
ed you have rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it en-
tirely closes, deafness is the result,
and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to
its normal condition, hearing will
be destroyed forever; nine cases
out of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an infamed
condition Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dol
lars for any case of deafness (caus-
ed by catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
@Sold by Druggists, 75c.