Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1893-01-05
WIT AND lIUW9R.

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frl as she is dressed.-Daart!.e G,.sszs.
Money ;a,hs. except when ii is "saus
up" ia bad inycs! nent.- I,e4s 5tft-
| s!eGS.
The pawnbroker's window is The
c"mmeanc7t type OF loan exhibitions.
fAtaaeiphsu Rccora
The beer glasses of some bars ara
so smai! they are spoken Of - temper
ance measures.-Aotet -uaU.
Never believe all tn. good 2 uan
says Of himself, nor all the bad he
says about ms neigh bogs. = T,.u8 .5,is-
Tags.
The man who has not acquitted
himself very cret!;,auiy often expect.
the Judges 20 ac4uit him. l'oater''.
.S:ateSusua.
Begsa:-l:ave you conner YOU can
spare, SIR? Carleton Yes. you viii
h"! him IN the kitchen mahag love
10 the eUok.
~ am very popular said 'c chrys-
aniaemnm. Nearly every a.an dat
secs me wants TO bu:touhp.e NE. =
HaSAtagtc;s Star.
Visitor-Iiow does the land lie out
this way? Native-lt amt HE land
that lies. sir: it's the land agents =
iHiladcti.asc Record
she-lIas Brown baby at hi.
house? ! guess not, l heard h4n
praising another mans baby & short
time ago. -Bro9slya Lys.
Assuming that money is the cep,:
OF all human misery it is remarkable
TO observe how many men are ready
TO borrow trouble I,-4S&t.gt2n Po.i.
Gowit-What YOU broke. lfroi,v,
thought you had . snug sum in The
bank for rainy day? Broly-:so {
had; bat 1t rained on the bank =
! iuct.
Tramp Go lady of the house
Where is the boss Lady Of The Hons.
| Calling 10 he. husbaatl) John. tel.
the servant girl she is wanted-.y. Y.
| Press.
I PAotosrap'ler-Don't Ike voar pc
/ tarc, Way. YOU couldn-r lave a lr..
ter ,.keness sitter That's in.i that,
the ma..eF, contouad i. bot-5 Yrae-
script.
Fannie don: see hog Mrs. Frans.
I ley can love suc! :. .nat. =, Ter h,l--
, pahd Is; 90 you siait.@ No; ~
t 5.t q rs I-''-''As'- -i-.|St Fl =:
-:
He-Don'c you think HAT c,.sduce-
1 ton leads 10 i good many marriages
~. e.i' wa. IS hl"Ef!a@' sell eS-
-! - go = ''''..'''- ~. lf's.'-
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Hise--Jo yoa thinS !'onlm.: d.
,.iF@7 o,@ neI@.s aors with M, drum
s sig, go, - AFRAID -: hey iaad
,i. ~ t-S.5j' - . ~ ~ . safe to-
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,,,. ~ ''.e 'Ii ~, pc .5e TO AVN >
b.l. 49,. md v.,5,, - I'''r 't'';i F
49, w., ~, ~ az one aag tA't
/ bored fii9tro. 100 : 8"
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Tx ~. rta - -" o'''ts thusa'
/ npo!,- 20 ,l, ','so', no san,
I ,lon.f nys., 80 - ,. - Wy
,J l,-,'.g -. g .'''"''S'i . ,"ahs
ror.os,..,. ,i,.,.,. -,
80. ~. n,1s-;t,; Ht' "'s S,l'l consider,
- 80 Wv ~; @,.3a,.'i % haVins Grand
b,. MI ,a'k Si,,.,, J", ~. ~ .pp. ~.
1T NaS las. y,ipra,. Pal.
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la, so;d W, w NY "ti'.N L" &c %
ssi,i n. i,.,,ra ,i', .,.;a,,I vel
10 saw ,bo. yGn ,.n ,i"' ~ ~. ""i' mean
no al. ~ It:s5.5.,,s-t go s,ie ""lse OF the
49,, :, 1''. '3''s'
Ll','e boy Ion tlp2kers eye-
~ .,''.;,,.; ''ts Geaf: Lutte
!, wa,lI he anf sIG' ~. sAoutd tA,n~
Sr.,tar ;, ,', a. $3.50 ni'tH 40. i real his
80 : =. ''"e' - 'u'''' -'s'"s.
trumiAeF- he Afghars consider
SHoTi ,;!. 2 greater oifensr Than MUIR
Ger. 0ii-e.ant! Dear me. Some oas
must have un!oadea some Brooklyn
cigars OH Them at some iiNc.-N /.
Hsri'i's
Gould Won make IT convenient tn
lend me 500. Jack? don't know
If should lend it 10 YOU should be a
man OF some distinction How is
that One out of hundred. =
lG!hnoistA item.