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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-14
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They happened 20 meet In . state
vrrrst ssors he other day. and they had q
conssrsstion vhith sent one az them
Away with fsels q light eliminating
her scui. She va enc Of these girls who
ere saorrd ~ eli ladies and constantly
nvfs~1 ~ - by them - met bachelor
sur<. and Who coanf al The be<ux they
ever hsi on the fingers ~ one hand. Tie
cfher--w>1. she ws difrrsnt Sic wss
enc a tbo>e neisieninr creatures who
ere aieays mrs<ersoa-ly sappisei with
rp~ss end seahcns and e~ors-d % tie
th~ster ca arss nixAts. IN spite II the
f.ss ~ al TIE oth<< xiri~ ere &rrs-i
sk.s -zhs.s h sbnnlussix noshinz in her. :
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-14

We do not hisDd . in>pse any exo<p'
AFticics q e<nuine nrri1; We ihenfor.
tske pleasure 10 reoonmeoding "a sulIkl<
su from Piles Ia any form. : prompt AID
permanent cure. The taiiosisg lsssers
speak Zoe themselves;
Nm Mary &. Tyler q IIctpncr. Ore,
writes: One pkg q r{hmA Piif curs
catirsly cured ne q piln fron which
have suffered for yeats. and I hare never
had the slightest return a them since.
Mr. x O'Bricn. Rock Huffs. Neb..
ssyss The pkg Of Pyn1,a Pile Cur
entirely removed every trace a itching
piles. ] cannot thank you spough for Il.
The Pyramid Pile Cure Is . new. Ger:
tain. painless cure for every form Of piles.
Il = sale. sure and cheap. Any druxghs
VII get It for you II yo11zk him.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-14

Apamphlet descriptive q Nebraska fars
hnds will Be sent FREQ On application 70 IN
underignsd. : esnd names and sddressrs Q
your frisDds, TO p. &. Euzsis Gen'l Pc
Agent, G., b. 3 q. r r.. Chicago III
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-14

The hest saiss$ln the world Cor cuss
bruises. sores. pIcess salt fh<um. fessr
spr<<. tetter. ehapped hs1ds chllblalnH
corns and al skin espp>iooa end 800
lively cures piles o. 10 pay required IL
4 eunxanteed 70 gise b<rfeef safiefacL
tion OF money refunded Price 5 cest.
per boz. For sails By Peek Broa- drug.
fists corner Aouro> and Divisioa
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-14
THE FAMOUS NERVE SPECIALIST,
NO. is. NORTH DIVISION STREET.
ROOMS l. AND 4.
RAPIDS. MICH.

Catarrh Consumption Deafness. Rheumatism.
Nervous Debility, Impotency. and all diseases result
Lost Manhood ali diseases of the urinary organs
partial paralysis varcocclc ruptures tumors scrofa
old Sores dropsy skin diseases liver and kidney
plants heart disease, shortness of breath back of
head, small of back. etc. including all female COM
plants and chronic diseases cured quickly and pema
nently.
cured Medicines for home treatment sent everywhere.
Send for list of questions
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HER HUMBLE MEALS
WHERE ONE NAY SAVE HONEY


I IN . modest nam. and fwsa1 90
- est ny modest laneh. The other dAy.
sad Inadvertently walked into o1nss
wlss~ tkers we're eizhs hundru1 yc<nw
sad bean<iful womsns all q thom
ls61e.i 81 ~. II they had ~ ma.
> 49, Of them would prep>14y havs
b>~n thinking about .omefhins. ssd :
ecnnonpiaea stranger would be< have
b<co1s 40 once tie cynosurs. - an
eyss Ina these were women. ease-
is>s and free, upau whom the eerss %
boztness h>d lsft no traces sxcept Ne
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-14


Royal Ruby Rye Whisky 10 free
from all foreign flavor and adulterants;
naturally ripened and matured by
eleven years storage in wood. il y n
Rye as lie q Rye and costs no more
than inferior branda Try it and you
will never be satisfied to use any other
A pure old whisky is always free from
fusil oil. which is poison. and should
not be taken into the system. Age
eliminates it from Che spirit Of oxida-
lion, and il Is converted into fragrant
others which give the bouquet 10
whisky.
When you want a whisky for medicinal
use you want II pure Royal Ruby
Rye is guaranteed pure "a every par
ticular, and recommended for the In
valid and the convaicscent Bottled q
distillery.l tl:3 per quart bottla
ROYAL WINE Co. CmcAoo Eor
sale by Scribper & Aldworth. druegista
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We authorize our advertised druggist
to sell Dr. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption. Coughs and Colds, upon
this condition. II you are afflicted with
a Cough. Cold or any Lung. Throat OF
Chest trouble. and viii use this remedy
as directed. give II fair trial. and er,
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-12-14

psrierre % benefit. 3o1 nay rsturn the
bo1{]e ard have yc@f naos<< fsfande1
Ne could rot make Ills oi5c< did vs nos
know thai ~. ki9e's New Dsso,<ery
could be rei.e3pn. Hnszer di<&tp<ins<
Trial be<sies ite; large skzr. - ard "a.
III Peck HrosL drukttora.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1893-08-10
REPEAL IT.
CONTINUED nom 9th Page.l

plicable. Itmay be true that the en-
blrrassments from which the business
OF the country is suffering arse as
much from evils apprehended as from
those actually existing. We may
hope, too, that calm counses will pre-
vail and that neither the capitalists
nor Nage-earners will give way to I'M
reasoning panic and sacrifice their
property and their interests under the
influence of exaggerated fears. New
ertheless, every days delay IN remov-
ing one of the plain and principal
causes OF the present state Of things
enlarges the mischief already done
aud increases the responsibility OF the
government for its existence, What
ever else the people have q right 10
expect from Congress, they may GER
tqinly demand that legislation con-
demned by the ordeal of three years
disastrous experience shall be removed
from the statute books as soop as their
representatives can legitimately deal
with it.
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Ripans rrabtJ es best liver TOPIC
Ripans Tabules cure dyspepsia.
To Chicago via The Lakes.

The greatest trip to the greatest Fair
on earth and one thousand miles ride,
Detroit to Chicago, in the grandest
Palace steamers on the lakes, pictur
esque scenery, returning from Chicago
direct all rail; or you can 60 to Chica-
60 rail and return via The Lakes and
Detroit, berths and meals included
between MaclSinaw and Chicago. The
round trip rate from Cincinnati 1928 90,
VIA Toledo and Boat so cents less
For further information as to rates
from other points on the CHI. 4 D.
system, ask any-C. H. & D. r. r. agent
or address Z. 0. Mccormick, G. ?. 4
T. A., q. III. & D. r. r., Cincinnati, 0.
u~aS=--s-=
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1893-08-10

Don't forget the editor when you
have news item. If your wife whips
VOW, let us know and we will set you
right before the pubic. If you have
company, tell us, ifyou ara not asham-
ed Of your visitors. II a youngster ar
rives at your home and demands food
and raiment, buy q quarters worth Of
cigars and come around, and ifyou are
y cash subscriber we'll furnish name
for him or her, as circumstances may
warrant. If you have a social gather
ing Of a few friends, bring us q big
cake, six pies and u ham-not to eat,
but as guarantee Of good faith. We
mention these because we want the
news. II you consider the demand too
small, permission is granted 10 double
the dose. We want the news.--Jellico
Advance Sentinel.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1893-08-10
TAX ATTORNEYS NOTICE.

The delinquent taxes for The 1892 du the County Washington
and State Tennessee having been placed hands collection
whose printed below hereby notified the assessed
against them for said together with the attached office
Johnson City, Tennessee the being the second ho Of he
HarrBrown Building within so days from the date hereof othe
be bougHto enforce the lien of the State and County upon the real
of redemption
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1893-08-10

1sT DISTRICT.
Brooks, Jno NJ
Moore & Miller
3RD DISTRICT.
Gillespie, VIM
Wheeler DR. G
Wheeler, Chas
9TH DISTRICT.
Cloyd, Johnson
Kite, w A
McPeak, Joshua
Walker, Henry (Cul)
9TH DISTRICT.
Strain, ] BIS heirs
9TH DISTRICT
Jones. David
9TH DISTRICT.
Longmires heirs
Leach, Joseph
Ninney & Miller
Scott, M H
9TH DISTRICT.
Abraham, ] E
Aston, Samuel
Anderson & Brother
Angel, heirs of Jas B
Allen, j ]
Allen & Carriger
Allen, I M
Broyles, DR. j G
Barnett, M +
Briggs, Nancy
Beam, Jesse
Beam & Weightman
Bullock, A H
Barns, heirs OF Alfred
Burnley, NJ A
Bryan, E P
Bryan, s P
Buck, d I
Brown, G R
Campbell, Mrs Mollie
Crumley, q
Clal k, N J
Campbell, l. P
Crumley, Moses & Go
Crumley, II B
| Christian & Sinclair
Christian, Wiley M
Orhlg, IL L
Cloyd, Emerson
Cowlan, G W
Conner, Thos
Cardwell, J w
| Chase, John
Crumley, ] F
Dunlap, George
Damaree, @ NJ
| Dickson, John
E T Mining & Imp. Co
Earnest, " B Il @,
Essary, j I
Ferguson, 7 D
Fry & Simpson
Gillian, Mrs S G
Giles, ] T
Griggs, R D
Grant, ] A
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1893-08-10

Aunt Betsey Garland died at the
home Of Carson Whitehorn last Satur-
day morning at 6 o'clock. She was
probably the Oldest citizen in Unicoi
county and was highly respected by all
who knew her. She was 81 years old
aud had been very feeble for long
time. Her remains were inferred Sun
day at2 o'clock p. m. at the Martins
Greek grave yard Erwin Magnet.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1893-08-10

Preston, Rliea
Quinby. l. G
khea, Preston
Rugs, W l.
Runkle, U d
Rodmau, } w
Rhea & Whit
Roberts, + +
Roberts, Alex
Reeves, Matson & Co
Runkle, 0 o
Reed IL Miller
Rhea, Mrs Salie
Seton & Gilmer
Seton, Frank
Smith, w @
Stratton, Crumley I.yle&c
Seton, Lyle 4 Crumley
Summers, S @
Spaldlng, @ II
Strain, Mrs L 0
South, Robt J
Strattnn RI RI
Spindell & Ferguson
Sawyer, n j
Shea, John
Slower heirs
Snodgrass, t Y or d &
Shanbs, Riley
Toy d Broyles
Thompson, Mary f
Toy, Finley
Tate, shields, iraham &
Rosser
Thompson, e NJ
Thorn az, D G
Touey, ] f
Tinsley, Peter
Tinsley, Mrs G r
Thompson & Smith
Vaughn, l. h
Walden & Flippen
Vestel, Annie NJ
Wofford, j /.
White, Jos (UoD
Welbourne, S WIS heirs
or G. 7 PARROT
Woodruff, d
Webster, B A
Wallace, Fisher & DR. Ford
Walker, Akers, Cash, &c
W hlte, w II
18th DISTRICT
Conner, Henry
Garst, w Il
Mallonee, ] NJ
Meyers, Mrs Minerva
, 18TH DISTRICT
Spurgeon, John r
18TH DISTRICT
! Hoss, Nellie's heirs
May, James heirs
Sheriff.. Sallie
Slower, Mrs Edna
18TH DISTRICT
Williams, Mrs NJ V
Wrightsman's heirs
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1893-08-10

Green, Miss Kate
Graves, S w & Co
Henderson, L E
Higgins, J Il
Hunter, J G
Hale, Mrs NJ f
Hickey Il Crunley
Hale, w KS htirs
Hale, Mrs Ann
Henderson, w Ill
Huston, Steve
Huston, Mack
Hoss & Hodge
Hoss, Monlgomery's heirs
Hamilton, Marcus
Hodges, j G
Hill, S E
Hardin, P w
Halloran, F NJ
Haynes, w DIS heirs
Heron, d S
Hovy, L G
Iron Belt Land Co
Johnson City L & I'm Co
Jones, Henry
Jones, S d
Johnson, Eds heirs
Kirkland, w G
Kidd, Bashor & Co
King, Ruth's heirs
Kubel, S J
Larkin, j w
Lusk, l. H 2
Lair, G
Lee, Mrs Callie j
Lostetter, P
Long, G B
Learned, j R
Love, George J
Lyon, w J
Lytton, Monroe
Love, Isaac & Co
McCallom, 9 w
Mongle, ] A & TN
MongIe, J AS heirs
Milton, o r
Mills, Mary K
Mooman, w 2
McRewry & Bryan
McDonough, Mrs P NJ
Mcdowell Nick
Marion, u L
McVoy, NJ 4
Mason & Snodgrass
Moss, Henry
Orr, Caleb
Overton & Holmes
Overton, W E
Ormstead, E l.
Pollard, G M
Patterson. a J
Pfeas, Wilder & Nichols
Patton, r l.
Porter, An rev
Proctor. J r
Patterson & Rogan
Preston, r A & S r
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1893-08-10
TARIFF REFORM.

1t was my purpose to summon Con-
gress in special session early in the
coming September, that we might en-
ter promptly u0on the work of tariff
reform, which toe true interests Of the
country clearly demand, whidh so
large a majority of the people, as
shown by their suffrages, desire and
expect, and to the accomplishment OF
which every effort of the present adj
ministration is pledged, But while
tariff reform has lost nothing OF its i'm
mediate and permanent Importance,
and must in the near future engage
the attention OF Congress, it has seem.
ed to me that the financial condition
OF the sountry should at once, and be-
fore all other subjects, be considered
by your honorable body.
PROMPT REPEAL RECOMMENDED.
! earnestly recommend the prompt
repeal Of the provisions of the act pass
ed July Il, 1890 authorizing the
purchase OF silver bullion, and that
other legislative action may put be-
yond all doubt or mistake the inten.
ton and the ability of the government
TO fulfill its pecuniary obligations in
money universally recognized by all
civilized countries.
GROVER CLEVELAND.
Executive Mansion, August z, 1898
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1893-08-10
WATAUGA BANK.
JOHNSON CITY, TENNESSEE.

IREcToRs--Judge John p. srilh, George D.
Taylor, A r.. Hoss, ]. G, Hardin, G.. N. Brown,
X. Mde, win j. Baritone. 9. FAY 10. M Taylor.
We have the largest paid mp capital any
bank in the city. Our stockholders are among
the best men in Washington ard Carter conn
ties. We do conservative banking bnsinessin
all its branches, and all business entrusted 70
us will be faith lully and promptly transacted
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1893-08-10

Witness my hand Tax Attorney for Washington County Tennessee
this the 9rd day of August, 1893 G. I. LEE
Tax Atty for Washington County
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1893-08-10

The Constructive and Feeble and all who
suffer from exhausnR should use Parkers Ginger
Tonic ItCures the worst Cough Weak Lungs, Debility In
Digestion Female weakness rheumatism and Pain 6Oc 81
HlNDERCCRNS Tho only sure cure for CouA
Stops al pain Makes walking easy l5cs at Druggists
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1893-04-22
wANTEp-A CAREER.

70, to do something" my heart kept repeat
"something so beautiful. noble or fine.
That bright 1t should bloom like flower In the
desert;
That clear like star in the night it should
shincl"
Then looked in the sky: twas a-quiver al
ready
With star upon star. through the glittcring
night:
/ looked DER the land, twas a-fiutter with
flowers;
What need of my wee ono to make 1t more
bright?
Then looked in my heart, and saw mid its
What from my own vision ! gladly would
hide:
Comminglcd with iongings for art and for
beauty,
All. much OF ambition. of envy. of pridel
Then looked where no starbeam Ger comes
penetrating.
Where the flow'rs are crushed out in the UNI
ceasfng strife,
The pitiful struggle for merest existence
That mockery makes of the thing We call
lifci
And gave to o child that was wailins with
hunger
The comfort. the beauty of everyday bread;
To o soul that was starving for sympathy's
music
A commonplace word OF encouragement said
o, rich this new field for my thought and my
labor.
And soothed was my longing for beauty and
For a flower sweetly bloomed on my own bar
rem pathway,
A star softly rose in my own shadowct
hcart
Marguerite c. Moore, in N. Y. Observer
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She Remembered.

There is a good minister in this city
whose wife is Of great assistance in
helping him to remember dates in his
tory and other matter he is likely to
forget
Belonging to an itinerancy that does
not believe in any abiding city here the
good woman has formed a habit, unlike
the leopard. of changing her spots, and
as each place in which she has lived
furnishes associations she refers to
them on every possible occasion. Re-
Gently in the presence of a large COM
papy her husband turned to her with
an inquiry:
do you remember in 1777-" Be
fore he could state the fact he was try
ing to recall from history his wife as
tonished him and the company by re-
markiugi
''oh. yes. that WAS the year Ne lind
u Mc!iAe, "-petFe!t Tsss Press
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1893-04-22
GATHERING CLIFF HERBS.

The campfire, q Strange Flower of the
Isle Of Wight.
Our samphire gatherer, after ascend
ing to point at which his form was
hardly disccrnible among the giant
fragments of rock, cast great armful
of pale green aromatic cliff herbs into
the boat-samphire and sea poppy and
wild mignonctte. OF these the sam
phire is the strangest, with its thick,
fieshy leaves like EGGPLANT, its salt and
pungent scent and taste, and pale, un-
canny looking flower.
To gather i; in any quantity it would
be necessary to scale the most danger
GUS parts of the cliff, and it was while
seeking this and sea-fowls' eggs that a
cragsman was engaged when his death
occurred. 1t was his practice to go
alone on his perilous expeditions, and
the exact manner of his death will
never he known. 1t is more usual for
two or three rock-climbers to work to-
gether A crowbar is planted in the
turf above, and two ropes are used.
One goes round the body and the other
is held in the hand; the first is wrapped
round the crowbar, SO as to be let out
6. pleasure; the second is fixed to it by
moose, and when the cragsman wishes
to reascend he shakes this second rope
as q signal, and the men on the top OF
the cliff haul at the waist-rope, while
he assists by climbing up the second,
/. hand over hand. The greatest risk il
run when the climber throws of his
waist-rope and chambers along the
shelving lodges of slippery turf which
seam the cliff, where the least slip i.
fatal -Suectator
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1893-04-22
German
Syrup

Just a bad cold, and a hacking
cough, We all suffer that way some
times. How to get nd of them is
the study. Eisten-" ! am a Ranch
man and Stock Raiser. Ny life is
rough and exposed. meet all
weathers in the Colorado mountains.
/ sometimes take colds. Often they
are severe. / have used German
Syrup Ave years for these. A few
doses will cure them at any stage.
The last one / had was stopped in
"a hours. It is infallible." James
A. Lee, Jefferson Col. q
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1893-04-22
FsResIpE FRAGMENTS.


Honey Candy. Take one pint Of
sugar, two tablespoonfuls of water.
half pint of strained honey. Boil
until brittle. Pull when cool.
Esrmer.
Hard Sauce for Pudding. Stir to .
cream half q cup of butter and one cup
of fine sugar; when we'll mixed add
two teaspoonfuls of lemon juice and
some grated nutmeg. Boston Budget
-Eggless Cookies -One cup Of good
brown sugar, one-half cup each Of lard
and water, one-half teaspoonful of soda
dissolved in the water q pinch OF salt,
one teaspoonful ginger, half teaspoon
full each of allspice and grated nutmeg,
-four enough to make loft dough.
Roll out thin, sprinkle with graduated
sugar, cut into fancy shapes and bake
in quick oven.-Chicago Ledger
-Blanched Almonds or Peanuts.-
Purchase green peanutsor Jordan al
monds, shell, put in q moderate oven
until dry, then rub of the brown husk.
For each quart of nuts allow two table,
spoonfuls of olive oil Put them In q
dripping or other large bake-pan on top
of the stove, and stir constantly until
every nut is nicely Drowned. Dust
them quickly with fine salt and drain
on paper. IN. Y. Observer. ssts
Chestnut Sauce.-Shell and parboil
twenty-five chestnuts Of good size, re-
move the brown skin and chop the
chestnuts rather fine. After the turkey
is roasted pour all the fat from the pan
excepting two tablespocnfuls, and to
this add two tablespoonfuls of -four;
brown the -four and add one pint OF
stock, stir until boiling; add one table,
spoonful of tomato catsup q palatable
seasoning of salt and pepper and the
| chestnuts -Woman's Work.
-Scallapade. find this q nice dish
to get up quickly If sudden visitors
come. for one has almost always the
ingredients on hand. Soak one cup OF
dried bread crumbs in sweet, fresh
milk. Beat into this three well-beaten
eggs. Now, add q tablespoonful OF
fresh butter and half pound of grated
cheese. Sprinkle sifted bread crumbs
over the top and bake in the oven a
delicate brown. always prepare
baked apples to serve with this dish. =
Health and Humanity.
| Fig Pudding. Chop half a pound
of figs and half pound of suet very
fine. Mix with them one cupful o.
dried bread crumbs two tablespoonful
of -four, one tablespoonful of brown
sugar, and half . nutmeg grated Bee
two eggs very light add one gill Q
milk and pour over the other ingredi
ents. Mix thoroughly, pour into I
buttered pudding mold and boil stead
ily three hours Serve hot. 1t may b
eaten with cream Home Queen.
j Ginger Cookies Ono cup of butter
one cup of brown sugar, one cup o
molasses, one cup Of flour, ginger to tn
taste. Drop in small spoonfuls on
buttered baking tin-one that has beel
used il better than new one. - tn
cakes are less liable to stick. Bak
quickly, watching carefully that the,
do not scorch. When baked 20 shar
knife can be drawn across cut int
squares, take mp carefully with pan
cake turner. and roll over round site
| twelve or fifteen inches long and Q
about the size Of broom stick. Do no
be discouraged If you spoil two or thre
tins of cakes, Perfect success 10 gaine'
only by patient practice. IN. Y. Trit
| une. $50
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1893-04-22
GRAMMAR BEFORE EVERYTHING

Tho Long Distance Telephone Operator In
Eoston Corrects New Yorker.
Scene: A long-distance telephone Of
Zee in New York. Clerk in charge.
Enter man in a hurry.
Man in hurry-Can I telephone 70
Boston here?
Clerk-Yes. sir.
Man in hurry-How much do you
charge? fan
Clerk-Two dollars for five minutes
conversation.
Man in hurry-All right Ring up
Boston and get me the public library.
Whirr-r-r-r.
Clerk Tin 'phone) -Hello! Give mo
Boston. Pause] Hello! Boston! I
want the public library. fPause.1 Hellol
public library? Hero you are, sir.
Man in . hurry lin 'phone)-Hello! Il
this Boston? IS rtsss ktfs
Voice in 'phone--"7--
Man in q hdfry-Of course. l know
that didn't think was talking to
the whole city. Where ars you at?
voice in 'phone--
Man in . hurry Confound your Inn
pudencel didn't ask You anything
about ending sentences with prepoSi-
lions. want the public library.
Voice In phone -
Man in q hurry-Well, why didn't
you say SO at first? We haven't got no
time in New York for propositions
Tell-what's that?
Voice in 'phono ---a
Man in hurry tshouting at the top Of
his voice Jupiter! D. you
suppose Pm going to pay ~ an hour ia
have you teach me grammar through .
| telephone?
Clerk interposing)-N you talk In IN
ordinary tone Of voice. sir, you viii b
heard much better. M
Man in . hurry-Confound you, let
me alone! I'm talking TO an idiot two
| hundred miles out Of my reach.
Clerk (apologetically) Excuse me-
| sir.
Man in . hurry@Hello! Boston pub
lie library! want to talk on q matter
Of great Importance with Mr.. Smith.
Voice in phone
Man in . hurry-Smith, SMITH.
| Smith!
Voice in phone
| Man in . hurry-By all thats-ex-
cuse me! i don't care WHISTLER he spells
his name with Y or an L is HE I'M
Voice in phone
Man in . hurry (epilepticallyl Then
why in thunder and all the elsments
didn't you say 20 ct frat? Geewhili.
kinsl II had you here I'd 49,
Clerk-Five minutes are mp, sir.
Whirrr-r.r-Life.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1893-04-22
Admit Only the Good.

Anger is very Improbable guest
Every time q wife permits her anger to
rise and attack and overwhelm others,
or add to the load of care and worri-
ment every good husband has to carry
as he provides for others, she reduces
the love he has for her. A man may
not say all he thinks, but the scars ut
the unkind words remain within for
hours and often for days. when his
mind had better be clear for the trans
action of business in this very busy
world where man needs all his forces
to make of life satisfactory success.
Do not hear all that is said to you, it
what is said tempts you to lose control
of your temper and your tongue Hus-
bands invariably do more for wives who
are pleasant spoken and not always
on the warpath, than for those who are
cat-like in their watchfulness and readi-
ness to Jump in for q mental conflict.
The same rule will apply as well to
men in their speech to their wives and
children, and to those they associate
with in business Humanity and
Health