The Port Gibson reveille. [volume] (Port Gibson, Miss.) 1890-current, 1893-06-16
THINGS WISE AND OTHERWISE.

A henpecked husband called ,l,a .s,.
want sant maid aside and said: aLook
nese' hooustina, ! am told that INV wife
4nu ~ daughters are planning q trip d
Diarrltz; do you know whether I am 90. q
ing with them or not ?"-El Liberal.
When DR.. johnson writes his next
dictionary we may find that aenter.
prise" means "a long newspaper nosa
Puck. ' ~s' -n0'e'
: Young Woman (n car, to Forq. who
oilers to slt beside her)-This Seat is
engaged for o gentleman, sir. Fooc
slttlng down with easy assurance
Thanks very kind in YOU. and very
natterlng besides.-Bos Transcript
Appearances: "l'm not such fool
as loozy' said Barnes testify. @No?'
said curtis. what kind are you?"-
Percy-Mamma, can't count Ten
any more when Pm angry Mamma
Why not, dear? Percy-Bllly Atkins
mt me with stone, and before | count
cd SIX he had run away.-Brooklyn Life.
Mrs.Grumpy-Wh beside China
men, wear pigtails? Grumpy-Pigs.-0
Detroit Free Press.
Teacher-Can any Of you boys tell
me what the great plague was 1? Tom
my-Lessons. Tit Bits.
He-Did you tell her I would be
there bright and early? She-l told
her you would be there early.-Life.
Customer This overcoat you sold
me last fall is worn 50 thin ! can almost
see through it. Dealer-Yaw. Dot
ees our patent sanitary overcoat. Ven
you leaf it Oft in der spring you Won't
catch cold-New York Weekly.
Ny ole man, said Aunt Chloe. i
the wust man for chicken you ever see.
If he can't get q chicken no other way |
he'll go an buy one.-IndianapoIis Jour-
nal.
A Convenient Accomplishment: Mrs
Herman Daly--Why, Bridget, / didn't |
know you could write Bridget (proud-
ly) -Yis, mum. DE writhin' has
got me mony a place. Oh write all me
own recommendations.
Syms-C Chicago presented the free
dom Of the city to the Duke Of Vera
qua. The resolutions we're rendered
on solid gold salyer Smylcs-Who
held the salvcr? Syms-0ne Of the
aldermen. Smyles-Who held the aid
ermal?
"llaye your har trimmed ?" asked
The barber. Trimmed" echoed karm-
sr Bego Nov, lookee here. don't
want no jokes. / came here to git my
aair cut, and | don't want no trimmins
It all. Did ye think | wanted ye ter
10 it up IN ribbins ?"-Washington
Star.
The late w. Y. Scllar was professor
f Latin at Edinburgh university. lie
vas generally patient with dull students,
nut one day acertain bIock head exhibit
Il such terrific stupidity in translating
Iorace that the professor at last thun-
|ered out: "SIr, IN translating that
'assage you have made more mistakes
han the words admit of."-Youth's
companion.
Jack Minnie Milyuns refused me !
ast night. Lucy-Don't be despond-
Mt, Jack. There are just as good fish
n the sea as ever.were caught. Jack
yes, but goldfish don't bite every day.
Judge. lr
A--That fellow Sharpleigh IS the i
nost insuferably conceited man ever 9
aw. What has he ever done 10 gam
uch a high opinion Of himself? B-l
eIieye he once found q mistake IN !
ewspaper. .-Tid-Bits. Il
Collector-Mr. Tragcr, viii you sub I
cribe toward the decoration of the sol
iers' graves? Mr. Trager-No, SIR; !;
he men whose graves / want to decorate
int dead yet.-Life's Calendar. II
q'ramp-Say, mister, don't you want !:
o clye me something to do? Merchant !
You /! Nonsense: what can you do
hat would be of the least value 10 me!
'ramp-Well, I'd move on for dime.
: Harper's Weekly. p
II u said that kissing ruins The com !, !
lexion. But 1t isn't absolutely neces- !,
arv to kiss the complexion in these J
avs Of red lips and good manly nerve. /
-MeadyiIIe Miss Advocate c
MADAM" said the doctor in answer :
the earnest inquiry Of his patient !
Won are suffering from complication
( disorders, the exact nature OF which /
an only be ascertained at the post n
aortem. "
Ia the louisiana Gulf-Coast: The i
harm Of single summer day on these r
Land shores ID something impossible /
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