New-York tribune., 1893-12-01
THE TALK or THE DIT.

| The French Academy has not yet. but viii soon.
proceed to the formal reception OF NM. Thureau'
| Dangn, Brunetere and Chaemel-Lacour, the
| latest elected Academclans. STILL the secretary
has already received the formal application OF MN.
! Emile Zola Anatoe Leroy Beaueu. Henry Hous-
saye Irnbert de sant-Amand. Jean-Paul Carens.
| Francis Charmos and Paul Verlane to the sue
cession to the two "fau,euils" left vacant through
the death Of the Academcians NM. Mazade
and Taine.
Natural supposltion. - sleeping-car Passenger
| (,yaking up train comes to stop)-Heighho!
Voice ION the outsldelNow. that's all rot, !
award at the Worlds Fair. St. Louis beer isn't
tit to drink.
| Mllwaukee,-(Cbicago Tribune.
, An Ohio genius has earned the gratitude OF women
who wash dishes by nventng a machine which
| performs the operation Of washing, rinsing ana
drying the dishes used by a dinner party OF ten
people in a few minutes, and without wetng the
| hands Of the attendant.
Why Jake Delivered One Message Early.-I;itts
Jake he boy sitting On an errsr asy Dick
| pursued the arrant villain to the cave, when from
was there. Dick seized his rrusty derrinser. and.
pushing forward. found secret passage. Strklns a
| his eyes The remainder of this story will be found
in sno0des Lsrarya fo q SS Record lee r'ce
| II Is said that certain western rairoad ~
known as the 'Dandeion Road" because in their
season dandelions grow In such profusion along the
roadway that passing trains mat them down on
the rails The oil which is pressed out causes the
| wheels to slip badly that trains nave peeh
| stalled and passengers have lett the cars anu
walked to their destinations The equipment ac-
this road includes a regular outlay io'
mowers scythes and sckles.
George-You would marry the biggest fool in the
]
Ethel-Oh. George. this Is so sudden'-Nosue'
Mr. Lawson TAFT, the weknown English SUR
geon says that the sugar in certain fruits becomes
changed into alcohol during the process oil decay
and that wasps sometimes get very drunk 'hereoh.
on grapes and certain plums he says you VIII
see ther, get very drunk, crawl away IN sem''
somnolent condition. and repose in the grass ior
sorne time ill they get over the bout ana then
they will go at Il again" Moreover, Mr.. Tait de-
clares that they DO their worst IN suhgihs' po'"
in the virulent nature Of the stroke ana the u'-
terly unprovoked assaults OF which they are Sui'y.
| was stung last year by drunken wasp ana
suffered severely from symptoms of nerve poison
for several days. In such drunken peculiariueS
they resemble their human contemporaries
4 certain little girl from whom the listener some--
times hears is evidently going to be sreas
iogcian When she was called upon at @ sen3ol .as
She responded with. Blessed are the dressmakers'
but nv dear girl exclaimed the teacher, 't
T. NOT .dressmakers' 1t is 'peacemakers.
We'll" the child answered. stoutly my NOME.
has a dressmaker and she makes dresses ou' W
peces."-(Boston Transcript
No single exhibit in the educational displays In
the Worlds Fair attracted more attention OF eA-
cited more interest than that of scientific temper
ance instruction in the public schools. The exhib-
itor Mrs Mary II. Hunt. OF Boston, has just been
informed that this exhibit has been assigned fve
highest awards
l. For legislation requiring physiological temper
ance instruction in the public schools in forty-four
States and Territories of the United States IN
Canada and in Sweden.
3 For graded series OF textbooks ON this suo'es'
in the English language.
g. For translation OF these DOCKS now III use >"
five different languages.
l. For methods of schoolroom study In this science
). For exhibit Of pupil work in this branch, from
various States I'm the United States.
Every one I'm Boston knows of old John tne
Orangeman. that picturesque anu anosi ,,ns ~ ali
Harvard men. And every one who knows ,, Jvnn
knows also that his fe's motto Is tnat ia.,,ss .s
wish that Yale may be forever reegated 10 'hs
region Of sorrow and perpetual darkness. .,o,oh
one afternoon strangers were Willis Wha ,hav cav
the yard at Harvard and on every hahu tiies
the college seal bearing this motto; Shris'o e'
Not being on speaking terms with Cicero caesar
and the other Romans. this did ho'""s ""S ~
arouse their curiosity.
Finally they met John. ~ -, 80 .h..>
~ say said one of the vlsit0rs. see ia
words everywhere. Can you tell me what theS
John looked carefully at the Latin inscription o..
his pipe a little harder and then replied s sraney:
.O don't list know fr' nd. but OF tink II means
TO h wild Yale "-(Boston Budget.