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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07
A Lamp Cane.

A German inventor has produced an
electric cane lamp. The handle of the
cane contains an incandescent lamp,
the two poles of which are connected
with the plates of battery. Below
this Is small chamber to carry the
battery fluid. When it is desired to
use the lamp the cap is taken off and
the cane inclined so that the liquid it
contains comes in. contact with the
electrodes. A current is thus produced,
that WILL 1t Is asserted, keep the light
going for an hour.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

"Dear me, ate cucumbers for din
ner and l can taste them yet" ex-
claimed a man noted for his penurious-
ness.
"Well there is one comfort about it.,
and that is you are getting your mon
ey's WORTH" replied his clerk.
That's so," replied the cucumber
eater, with bright sunny smile, 81
didn't think of that."!Texas Siftings.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07
JEDeE wAxEM's PROVERBS.

The Amerikin eagel can't rite his
name.
MOST party platforms is ramshacl,lv
In places,
SOME statesmen ought to be faimus
fer ther efferts to be.
IT'S long time between elecl,sbuns
to detected candidates.
UNITED STATES senators has ther
weaknesses like human bein's.
ITlooks, sometimes, ez eff the palaium
NV our liberties wuz in the hands nv
monopperlists.
WHEN you find congressman that
don't like to read his name In the nuse-
papers pint him out :.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

There is consolation in the thought
that some of the coal barons take a
lively interest in the spiritual welfare
of their miners, and are always ready
to supply them with tickets for Y. M.
y. A. entertainments and afford them
opportunities to listen to pious advice.
1t will be admitted that this is
thoughtful and considerate Of these
Christian capitalists. So that they
may not fail to get dividends on their
inflated investments it is necessary
that they should make the miners
live in sort Of hades in this world
but it will have to be admitted that
they afford them chance for heaven
in the next.-K. Of Il. Journal.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

1t is said, and those who saw it are
supposed to know, that the finest
quality of chewing gum is made out
OF old rubber boots and gossamers
Now, when chewing gum think CT
this, and we have no doubt that it
will add to the pleasure Of this fash
ionable indulgence.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

Love unto his bosom pressed her;
lowering angels kissed and blessed her;
Morn In robes Of spleudor dressed her:
Roses formed o couch to rest her;
White doves gave their down TO nest her;
Music murmuring winds caressed her;
Jersey skeeters feared to poster,
And no babe can beat or best her
There's your bloomin' rhymes for Esther
Atlanta Constitution.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07
Ecal Bono of Contention.

Come, Gerald, forgive me for my
nruel words"
Its not your cruel words; it's the
price of your bonnet. Forget Not.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

The alleged lightning rod agent is
at his old trick-inducing farmers to
sign a contract for rods on his place
and then have some one later flash
the contract on the farmer in the
shape of promisory note for q few
hundred. With some people the
older trick is the bet er it works.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

The woman who makes many sacri
fees that she may contribute some
thing to convert the heather too often
wears hat to the theatre that causes
a good Christian to use language that
it will take any heather fourteen or
fifteen years to learn.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

Borrowes-Nellie, hand me my um-
brella, will you? 1t has commenced to
rain.
Mrs. B.-I lent your umbrella to Mr..
Sweetfern last night.
Borrowes-What in thunder did you
do that for? Didn't you know it was
Ms?-Puck.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

The proposition to make military
training part of the education of the
school boys is certainly better calcu-
lated to inculcate manly feeling
than the encouragement of the semi
prize fighting foot ball game which
has become so popular within short
reriod.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

M. Lepine, chief of the police of
Paris, begs the daily press Of that
city to refrain from publishing the
pictures of anarchists. He says that
vanity is a powerful motive among
these people, and if newspapers cease
parading them before the public their
crimes will grow less in number.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

Bcssie-That young MIR. Sl;inpl~y
has over million.
Kitty Cooking over himJ We'll, he
needs it.-Voguc.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

There are certain families living
Ifoln generation to generation without
having newspaper in the house,
which is a great mistake. Every
family should have a newspaper in
the house to get posted of what is
going on in our days throughout the
length and breadth of the land.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07
Knew n Thing or Two.

Little Dot-Why isn't there any milk
this morning?
Mother-The millIman says his cows
are drying up.
Little Dot-Oh, yes, of course. They
is goin' to be dried beef.-Good News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

Three men in Kansas City commit
ted suicide in rapid succession and all
with carbolic acid. The first one
having used it explains why the
others did, for crime Of this kind
runs in ruts as do crimes of other
kinds, and as do accidents.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07
FREELAND. PA, DECEMBER I, 1898.

An exchange puts it this way;
"The man who gets mad at what the
newspapers say about him should re,
turn thanks three times a day for
what they know about him but don't
say."
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07
No Time to Lose.

Mrs. Billus Qeisurely packing her
trunlS)-What are you in such n hurry
about, John?
Mr.. Billus-Why, blame it, Maria,
I've got to shut the lid of that trunk
down and lock it, and the trains due
in two hours and fifty minutes.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

Judge-Discharccd! But don't let
me see you here again.
Graduate OTaff--'Tis me wud be
sorry to see yer 'oncr rcsi5n!-Lifc.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

Spatts-There is something very pro
found about Codling.
Bloobumper--You allude to his igno-
rance, of coursc?-JudGc.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

Mother-Horrors! How did you tear
your clothes SO?
Small Boy-Tryin to get over
barbed-wire fence without tearin' 'em.
Good News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

Toddles - Papa, l know, why the
bleed comes out when l run splinter
in my toe. It's because my toe is al
ready full and it can't hold any more,
so the splinter runs it over. Isn't that
the reason?
Papa-Yes, my son.-Ilarper's Young
People.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07
No Disputing Her.

Lawyer-Im sorry, but hearsay won't
10 here. We must have evidence which
no one will dare dispute.
Clicnt-Ileavens man! My mother
in-law saw it.-Truth.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07
HINTS TO THE COOK.
Points to Be Observed in Prepar-
ing Birds for the Table.
How to Buy Game-when Maryland Cam
vasbacks Are the Best Why Feath-
cred Game Should Be Kept Three
Days Before Serving.
lcoPyRIGHT, 1881

lives long who
lives well. To
live well, how
ever, co n sists
neither in living
expensively nor
luxuriously. But
1t does presup-
pose, first, that
the mistress is
the head of her
o W N household
and kitcb
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07
AND HE WAS RIGHT.

SliclSey Simpson-My, eff dis amt
nice! Not er soul in de house, an tree
!ubly pies an a big ham. Hickey, oil
boy, you's goin' ter have de greatest
time yer eber had in all yer life
Judge.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

Clerk at the Dcsls.--This Is bad
half-dollar, sir.
Jones-That's all right. | had bad
dinner, too.-Lifc.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

Old Lady (severely)-Why don't you
acwsboys keep yourselves clean?
Boy-Huh! Wot's the good of n fell
icr feelin' above his occupation?-
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07
A Cure for Vanity.

A mirror may be-as some one has said
or vanity the sign. and yet I'm sure
They're every one Of them so truthful that
They should be known as vaniiy's best cure.
-Harpcr's Bazaar.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07
Before the Venus of Milo.

Smithers (reading sign: "Hands off'')
The poor idiots! Do they think any
one could look at that statue and not
know the hands were off?-Demorest's
Magazine
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07
A COMFORTING. Thought.

"A few million years hence the sun
will give out no more heat"
We'll, most of us won't bo in need Of
heat Life.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

Try Fackler's homemade bread and
yolls-baked fresh every morning.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07
.',x!:E'|7J;1Z;J '|!.';'J'!!
for Infants and Children.

"Castoriaisso well adapted to children that
recommend itas superior. to any prescription
known to me-" H. A. ARCHER, N. D..
Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, NY.
"The use Of 'Castoria Is so universal and
its merits so well known that 1t seems q work
of supererogation to endorse 1t. Few are the
Intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach"
CARLOS MARTIN, D. D.,
New York City.
Late Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07
WE TELL YOU

no thhfg new when we state that II pays to engage
in n permanent, most healthy and pleasant bust
Such lie the business we offer the working class.
We teach them how to make money rapidly, and
gu araissee every one who follows our Instructions
faithfully the making of $4,000 II month.
Every asne who takes hold now and works will
surely and speedily Increase their earnings; there
can be M question about 1t; others now at work
are doing It. and you, reader, can do the same.
This is the best paying business that you have
ever had fine chance to secure. You will make q
grave mistake If you fat to give it trial at once
II you grasp the situation, and act quickly, you
win directly hnd yourself in a most prosperous
business, at which you can surely make and save
barge sums OF money. The results of only few
Whether you are old or young, man or woman, It.
makes no diderence, do as we tell you, and sue
cess will meet you at the very start. Neither
experience or capital necessary. Those who work
for us are rewarded. Why not write to-day for
full particulars, free Il. G ALLEN & CO.,
Box No 42O, Augusta, Me.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1893-12-07

Castoria cures Collie, Constipation,
6our Stomach, Diarrhoea. Eructation,
Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes d.
gestion,
without injurious medication.
=" For several years I have recommended
your Castoria, and shall always continue to
do 30 as 1t has invariably produced beneficial
results,"
EDWIN #. PARDEK, M. D.,
~The Winthrop, 125th Street and 7th Ave-,
New York City.
COMPANY, n MURRAY STREET, NEW YoRx.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-11-17
A sad Accident.

1t almost sent the chills over us
when WE learned the particulars of the
death Of Alice M.Hose, the little
eight year old daughter of Stephen
McHose who was burned to death at
their home about fo.ir miles this side
OF Buffalo Gap on Tuesday afternoon.
She was alone IN the house working
about the stove, and it is supposed tried
to lift one Of the lids with her dress,
when it took fire. Unsuccessful in
putting 1t out, childlike she ran out
screaming to her father, who wss at
work, some distance away,for help. She
only got about half way, when she
fell faintine to the ground. Her faith
or carried her to the house, but she!
died soon after. Her parents ara very
poor and . coffin was improyised and
she was buried q the Gap this mora.
ing q tan O'Clock.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-11-17
Thanksgiving Proclamation.
STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA,
Executive Chamber.

Executive Chamber.
Obedient to custom, and In accordance with the
proclamation of the president of the United
States.
], Charles II. Sheldon governor of the state of
South Dakota. do hereby appoint Thursday, the
30th day Of November, 1893, day of Thankegiv.
ing and prayer throughout this state.
On that Gay Let all rlaces Of business he closed,
and let the people meet in their several houses Of
worship to express thankfulu~ss to the Great
Gtver Ut vii that is good, for the blessings with
which we have thus far been surrounded.
Let the more prosperous remember the poor,
and by the division of their bounty make glad the
hearts of those less fortunate, sweeten their own
fod by their acts, and prove their right to the
jOyn,ent that always comes from the exercise Of
true charity.
While there may be some portions of the state
in which bountiful harvest has not beea gath.
cred. we yet have much for which to be thankful.
The usual health Of our people, remarkable BY
comparison, hss been preserved There is no
want beyond our own ability to supply. No dis.
astrous storms have visited rs, entailing great
destruction Of property and loss Of life. We have
no idle, hungry, turbulent men. Our people sre
peaceful, law abiding, COURAGEOUS and hopeful.
For all these blessings let be thankful and give
to our thankfulness that expression which no
comes an intelligent, Christian people.
Giren under my hxnd and the great seal Of the
state Of South Dakota, this 9Th day of November,
A. D. 1893.
[sEALj CHARl8s h. SHELDON,
By the Governor,
THOnAs Tno RsoN,
Secretory Ut Stste.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-11-17
Good News.

The school board have arranged to
get. the money to 60 ahead aud com.
plete the new school house. Thev
will issue warrant for an amount suf.
ficient to cover the sum necessary ia
to take the car load Of doors, windows
and finishing material out Of hook
(atout 81 1907 and to carry on the
work to completion. They have found
a party who will advance the money,
and as soon as it can be got here the
workmen will be put on again and eli
haste made to get it ready for occupau.
cy, and we have been told it will moi
take more than three weeks. We ehave
been very uneasy about it lstsly o. II
is in prscarious condition, IL . dr,v'
ing storm should set in
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-11-17
Congressman Luc.. Home.

NDoBts5aobkA8U 4lUC18 &10G00e
Hot Springs people were delighted
to see their honored congressman,
Capt. Lucas return to his home a, this
place last Monday. He was accom-.
panied by his excellent wife and they
are in good health and will remain ~.
main here until tho 2S'h. when they
will return to Washington. Capt.
Lncas has made most excellent record
and though new man he has the
happy faculty of Catching on" and
this extra session has put him on to
the ropes so that he can work to the
b. tier advantage. He informs the
STAR that he has succeeded in getting
the sanitarium Lill referred to the
proper committee and hasn't auy
doubt hut that he WILL get favorable
report on it. The only danger he fears
is the appropriation. The democratic
congress is so anxious to make an eco
nomic record that they will want to
cut out everything that savors of ex-
trsyagance, although he thinks be has
the support of enough congressman to
put it through the house, and it VIII
go through the senate with a whoop.
His irrigation bill is meeting with
great favor from the west and south.
west and he feels confident it will be-
come law. We welcome him home
again and hid him godspeed in his ex.
cellent work for the interests Of South
Dakota and the west.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-11-17
After Moro Coal.

Messrs. Hughes. Burt, Harris and
Barry, the EiklpOrn officials, arrived in
town yesterday and in company with
Messrs. Larabee. Young. Nix aud sweet
1T once proceeded to tile Hay creek coal
fields northwest Of WhitewUud. The
coal fields are owned bv I.arabre.
Young aud Nix and if the two DAYS in.
spectiOn now being made results in Il
satisfactory dem"nstra>lOn that there
is plenty good coal the EIklorn will ut
once proceed to extend its road in that
direction. In conversation with j. ",
Arnold of Sturgis who has used the
tla, creek coal for years we lrarn that
tiIe COAL is OF excellent quality and with
IL r"ad extending 10 the mines it could
be delivered in amy of tile northern.
Hills towns for $3.50 per ton retail.
The Plaindraler man does not claiir to
be ''on the inside" but VIZ are officially
informed that if tile examination is
satisfactory the road will be built from
Belle Fourclle via Hay Creek country to
Snndance. Wyo., as the route is now
surveyed and the grade stakes located.
In tile event of the roads extension tl,e
company will MAKE Wllitewoud a di-
vision and erect car and nlacl,ins. shops
here which will materially add to nur
prosperity. We sincerely hope the test
may prove satisfactory.-Whttewood
PIaindeal-r.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-11-17
The Banquet.

Never in its histor. has that elegant
hostelry 1.-The Evans" shown it's
capacity for getting up an elegant BAN
quet than Wednesday night. MIR. Evans
has taken very little part in the cam.
paign just passed, that has engendered
SO much strife; and conceived the idea
OF getting up banquet and reception
to Judge Gardner, with hopes OF heal.
ing OYER old sores. Accordingly in
vltatio"s were given to goodly mum.
Der Of prominent men about town Who
gracefully responded. The arrival OF
the Elkhorn train brought Judge Carl.
ner. Chauncy Wo,,d and j. w. Fowler
of Rapid City and with few of tho
prominent guests of the hotel, the party
entered the spacious dining room about
9:45 p m. Covers were laid for 81
people and the tables were beautifully
decorated and presented handsome
appearance. There were five courses
and the set out given was a model Of
culinary skill. served in the highest
style of art by the we'll trained and
attentive walters. z. w. Delvy. the
efficient manager, the incompatible
chef and the head waiter all came in
for tue share of the glory. The bill of
fare is as follnw>:
Oyster Soup.
Celery. o,een Olives
Young Chicken Stuffed, Giblet Sauce,
Pota'o Crullers
Tenderloin of Beef Lirted, Mushrooms,
French Peas.
Lobster Mayonaise. IA
Lemon Ice Cream,
Assorted Cake. Fruit =:
Cheese and Crackers M
Coffee Sweet Cider.
Dr. Jennings, the toast,n.,ster. made
a very fitting Introductory to the
toast responses which followed. They
were, 1.-The Judiciary" Judge Gardner;
"rhe Educator" j. W. aancher; ..'rhe
lawyer E ID. Norton; Hot Springs"
Judge Dudley; "Our Relations with
the Sandwich Islands," Congressman
Lucas; Bloomington county," j. W.
Fowler; "Our Climate and our Waters"
DR.. Stewart; "South Dakota" $. E.
Wilson; "Fa!t River County" Cham
brrs Kellar; "Our Supreme Court"
Chauncey L. Wood; Silver" Major
Anderson. We have neither SPACE
nor time to enlarge upon the remarks
made. hut feel like again compliment.
ing Mr.. Evans and his retlnue in the
superiority Of the set ont.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-11-17
every Saturday at Moll-

Auction every Saturday at Moll-
rings.
The weather flag at the college in.
d;cates that storm is brewing.
r. F. Thomas and wife returned
from their trip to Nebraska today.
The whittemore family he's moved
across the street into the old Sidsy
specimen store.
Mrs. VIM. Morgan has returned
from her extended visit with her par.
ents ut Belle Four he.
| Only about one more block OF dig.
gin9 on the water mains until thew
reach the southern limit,-the Fervu.
son house.
MARRIED:-By Justice Ridpath at
lO:l5 lastevening, l.. H. Dacher tn
Mrs Clara jackson, both of Point of
Rocks, Custer county.
DR.. Anderson preaches at Rapid
City on Sunday evening, and will lee
ture here on on Monday night under
the auspices of the M. E. church.
II. j. Mcintyre, the travelling audi.
tor of the AdaMs Express company is
in the city for the first time since he
put in the Office. He lives at Aurora.
Neb.
The county commissioners Of Law.
renee have appointed Jos. b. Moore as
prosecuting attorney Of that county 10
till the vacancy caused by the resigna.
tion of w. u. Rice.
/ The Ground up broke np today and
the punchers are being paid of. They
are jubilatlng q little after their snm
mer's work. and as they are not bo,s-
ferrous are not to be blamed very much.
james Rivett, superintendent Of
buildings of the b. & NJ. arrived yes.
terday from Lincoln, and went over to
Spearfish to remain until the depot,
warehouse and other buildings are
COMPLETED. Chief Engineer Weeks
also went over there last evening.
rracklaying again commenced yester.
day, and about one mile of track was
laid, which takes it to within five miles
OF Spearfish. 1t is now officially an.
nouc.d that the track will be completed
into that town BY the last Of Novem.
Der. We hear that the citizens of Spear.
Use have decided to forego the PROOFS.
ed jubilee over the advent Of the rail.
|rOad.-DeadwoOd Times.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-11-17

WHY Hoop,s7 Because
av Hoods Sarsaparilla Is the best,
s,.t,s x=liable ar.i as,comp!iskes s.se
greatest cares. ti0oD'8 CURES.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-06-13

work on the Railroad An Ice Factory
TO Be Built.

Tallahassee. Fla. June l2.-The con-
tractors on the Carrabclle railroad have
notified the company to order ten miles
of rails at once, as they win have that eX-
tent Of roadbed ready for the iron before
IL arrives. This viii be the first ten
miles from Tallahassee southwark and
about one-third of the gap TO be con-
structed 70 complete the line TO Cara
belle, ON the gulf
Tallahassee viii soon have new ice
factory, hrst-class in all respects Mr.
kelter OF the Thomasville Ice Company
has made an offer for the site and good
viii of the Tallahassee ice factory, and
whether he gets these or not the COM
pany he represents will establish a fac
tory here, erect a Substantial brick build
ing ana put in the latest improved ma
chlnery. They viii make ice from the
city water distilled aud supply the towns
east and west on the line of the Florida
Central and PennSular railroad No
stock Will be for sale in this new enter
PRISE, the company preferring to hold all
of it,
When the silver water service, ordered
by the senators for President Reynolds,
arrived at Tallahassee, the person who
opened the box took out the pitcher and
cups, and the box was thrown aside Last
Saturday the janitOr was clearing up in
and around the state house, burning old
papers, trash, etc. Finally ne threw the
aforesaid box on the burning pile. Walk
ing around and poking up the fire, he saw
something bright slip out of the box. He
hastily drew it out of the burning mass,
and it proved to be a large silver waiter,
beautifully engraved on the edges and
Nv. II. K" handsomely embossed in the
center 1t was taken to the Office of the
secretary of state, and II. G. Crawford
securely packed it and had it forwarded
by express to Mr. Reynolds.
w. n Shine business manager of the
Floridian and d. E. Thompson of Jack
sOnyille are preparing to issue very in
teresting book entitled Distinguished
F1oridians" 1t will contain biographical
sketches, with portraits, of state officials,
prominent citizens of Florida.
E. W. Clark has presented to ex-Gov.
f. p. Fleming a handsome Tallahassee
souvenir spoon. The handle is silver with
an alligator on the tip, and the bowl gold
with Tallahassee, Florida" stamped on
the inside On the oval part of the bowl
he has engraved "F. p. Fleming,
governor, from 1899 to 1898"
Hon. John w Trammell has signifed to
the governor his acceptance of the posi-
tiOn of superintendent of the state insane
asylum.
The home paper of Hon. William H.
Reynolds (the Barlow Courier-Inform-
anti, president of the Senate, has nomi-
mated him for the next governor of Flor
ida. He is popular man and would make
an excellent chief magistrate.