Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1893-08-25
MELINDA'S WEDDING.

When Melindy Virgins got engaged
to Pelig jerks her ma was Just tickled
to death. Beaus was scase down to
Punkinville, for none Of the young men
would stay arter they was growed up
besides, Pelig is real forehanded and
quite a catch.
His ma was sot agin his margin at
all. and Melindy she wouldn't never hev
caught him eff she hadn't took airly
mornin walks bout the time he went
over to his place Of business, and met
him as ef by accident
J am told that he proposed by Tag.
CARTS barn. and was excepted in front
Of the shoemaker's. and gave Melindy
her engagement ring jest this side Of the
blacksrnith's. but ] can't quite believe
folks get petickerlers as close as that |
only say they say SO. don't swear
to it.
Well, Mrs Virgins she wus real sot
up about it, and she said that Melindy
should be dressed up as much as any
bride there ever had been in Punkin-
vile, ef not leetle better. But Mr..
Virgins. Melindy's pa. he come of q
close family. and he was near himself
twas his mater to be-and when Me-
lindy's ma asked him fur money to shop
fur the things. he Jest buttoned up his
pockets and said. Nav" He oilers
pronounced no that way when he was
sot Nav" SEE he, ii amt toiled and
moiled forty odd year fur to let my
money be spent like water. You kin
make list out of what is wanted. and
III get it,"
Well, when he spoke up like that,
Mrs. Virgins she knew 'twasn't no good
talkin, so she said, "'P'r'aps You air
right. pa:" and she wrote down some
things. and kinder winked acrost to
Melindy. who was beginning to cry at
the idea of her pa, that didn't know
caliker from blankets. a-choosin her
weddin clothes
The help saw all that and heered what
wus said, and naturally told folks.
Well. that afternoon Mr.. Virgins
went to town to sell his potatoes, and
got the money, and come down on the
boat as usual
The boat landin is in quite lonesome
place, and he went home by a sort of side
path anyways, and just about dusk the
Browns heard howlin in the picnic
woods, and goin to see what it wus
there wus old Virgins tied to tree.
He told elm he'd been beset by robbers,
and that they wus SO fierce and furious
he'd been obliged to give EN- every cent
he had. He described 'em as most out
landish critters He said their hair wus
like cotton wool and their faces black.
their hats wus tied on with big handker
chiefs, and they wus queer and slopy in
the small of their backs Their hands
and feet wus sort of small and skinny
lookin, and they had blue overall and
linen busters on. BE said 'twan't their
strength that overcome him. but their
bein so spooky and supernaturallike
And one of 'em said. in boiler voice
Little you know who we be" and the
| other: Were takin your money because
you don't pervide as you should fur sol
emn occasions Beware in futurer'
When he got home he cried and said
he wished he'd Civ Mrs Virgins the
money for Melindy's things. but she
said it happened fortunate that her sis
ter, Melindy's aunt, had sent her pres
ent fur her weddin.
The help now. she don't think them
robbers wus supernatural. and she seq ii
ever Mr. Virgins finds out the truth she
dunno what will happen to Mira Wig
gins kinder think myself that the
robbers wus Mrs Virgins and Melindy
dressed up in some old clothes. with cot
ton batting wigs, and don't blame EN-
Well, Melindy had her clothes after
all, but before they wus finished Mr.
Virgins he'd got over his skeer and got
| as mean as ever again, and he wouldn't
give his unfortunate wife nothin extry
for the supper She borried The Tide OF
Fashion from the Rabbits, and found
ont that she'd orter hev chicken salad.
But MIR, Virgins, he said he wus
| sellin his chickens, not devourin of EN-
hum, and | suppose what she had done
| before kinder weakened poor Mrs Wig
| gins conscience, for, seem her own coops
wus locked up, the poor soul went
around to the neighbors and stole one
/
kinder just to 90 it that way when she
might have took EN- all from one Of US,
and those of US that caught her at it
made up our minds not to say nuthin,
but Jest 10 pray fur her, and we'd sent
over word that eff there wus anything we
could do to call on us And perhaps she
felt we'd be willin to spare the chickens,
but wus proud about askin fur EN-.
Well. she got the things together some
how. and she cooked the chickens and
made the salad. and borried chany OF
most of us, and got up real fust rate
supper, and sot the table with flowers
they wus mostly marygolds and old man,
and some folks don't like the smell of
neither, but the yaller and green looked
pretty, and it was all ready for the COM
pany when they cum hum from church.
We that knowed things felt that we
could see marks of innard torture on
poor Mrs Virgins face, and we felt to
ympathize. fur abe wW nat'rally 9