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The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-03-27
LET THEM ALL GO
A Few of Trinity's Folks Going
Out of Camp.
Lots Of Talk and No Real Reason fer
Any of Ii.
PROF. sTeADMAN LEAVES TO-DAY
People Who Come and GO-ISrief Brevi-
ties of Interest to All Readers
Of The Globe.

1t seems that there is some trouble at
Trinity collcge-that is, that some of the
faculty is not particularly pleased with
salaries, etc.
Prof. J. n. Steadman who is biologist
who teaches the science Of life in a
great way, resigned about four weeks ago,
and to night leaves for Alabama, where
he gets an increased salary and where
TIE GLOBE hopes he will succeed and
be happy.
Trinity college is not an institution to
get excited over the withdra val of pro.
fessor. In fact it is no ones business
outside the board of directors, how many
resign, and we do not care.
But if they are dissatisfied they should
resign, and at once.
Trinity is big enough to paddle it's own
boat, and Dr. Crowell is broad enough
to take care of things.
At any rate we hope to see all leave
who want to leave, because we know
that vacancies will be easily filled.
When people work for private indi
viduals it is not often they go around
spreading their tale of woe to newspa
per men and others.
Trinity is all right, and will one of
these days lead the long procession in
the matter Of institutions Of learning.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-03-27
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The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-03-27
AS WE GROW.

The Boom Now on Those Who Are in the
Procession.
Now that it is given up by every one
that big boom is about to be inaugurated
in Durham and that property is COM
PEELED to advance to double and treble its
present value, it is the duty of every man,
old or young, who expects to ever own a
home, to secure it now while it is within
his reach.
DR.. J. L. Watkins is building houses on
very desirable lots and selling on easy
terms to number of our young business
men. If you want a home, and what
man or woman does not? See DR.. Wat
kins and even on a small salary he will
make it possible for YOU to own one.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-03-27
The Handsomest Lady In Durham

Remarked to friend the other day that
she knew kemps Balsam for the Throat
and Lungs was a superior remedy, as it
stopped her cough instantly when other
cough remedies had no effect whatever
So to prove this and convince you of its
merit any druggist will give you Sample
Bottle Free. Large size soc and 81.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-03-27

Many home has been rendered sad
and desoRte by the loss of some dear,
petted child. This is dangerous season
for children, and parents should keep DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup handy.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-03-27
You'll Have a Fit

If you buy your spring suit from US, We
will see that it is a perfect fit before we
let you go out of our store. Our clothing
is stylish and pretty this season, and
prices are so small that they are almost
out of sight. DURHAM SUPPLY Co.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-03-27

See the Goods and You'll BE Pleased.
What magnificent stock of dress
goods and trimmings we've got for you
to select from. No old, slow-poky styles :;
no back numbers. All are new, fresh
and stylish. DURHAM SUPPLY Co.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-03-27

If you are tired and never hungry,
Hoods Sarsaparills will make you feel
strong and well, and give you hearty
annette
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-03-27

The secret is out DR.. L. g. Hender-
son acknowledges that he has consoli-
dated with the Mexican Chick company
and will appear in the role of the Big
Medicine Man at Stokes Hall this even
ing. The doctor is nothing if he is not
a humorist, and is known as the song
bird of two continents.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-03-27

Take it home. "IIaving used Salvation
Oil in my family for rheumatism l find it
an excellent remedy. Hiram G. Dudley,
of Dudley & Carpenter, commission mer-
chants, 125 Light St., Baltimore, Md"
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08
Eastern Magicians.

A traveller who made tour of the
orient and who by the way, is some
thing of magician himself, says
an exchange, tells the following
wonderful story of his experience
with some of the wizards of the far
east.
"One trick was begun by the
largest man in the group, who threw
great coil of ribbons far toward
the sky. As it mcoiled in midair
small hawk seemed to be liberated
from it. He circled around a few
times, seized the ends of the rib
bons in his beak and then made off
toward small white cloud, which
apparently formed before our eyes.
From this cloud there now slid
to the ground a snake, frog and a
smiling native baby, which one of
the wizrad's wives caught in her
arms and held out for the wonder
ing crowd to inspect. Next, all of
the magicians save the largest Ca
perfect giant in stature) now left
the place. The giant then sat
down upon the ground. He then
spread a large colored umbrella in
such manner as to wholly conceal
himself from our party. Calling
me to his side, he exacted prom
ise from me to remove the umbrella
after the expiration of exactly five
minutes by the watch. did as d.
rected and was unspeakably surpris-
ed to find that the giant had dis
appeared, through the earth where
he had been sitting was perfectly
solid.
Returning to the hotel, we
found our miracle-working giant
sitting serenely Oh the porch.
When / handed him his umbella he
opened it with quick jerk, disclos-
ing my watch and chain hanging
in a slip-noose from one of the
ribs"
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08
A Queer Protector.

The following anecdotes will in
terest those who are fond of that
sagacious and benevolent animal. a
''live elephant:
An elephant, belonging to an
English garrison in the Indies, was
amusing himself with a chain in an
open part of the town, when a man,
who had committed theft, and
was pursued by great number of
people, ran under the elephant.
Apparently delighted with the
poor mans confidence, the creature
instantly faced about and met the
crowd. Erecting his trunk, he
threw his chain in the air. after the
manner of these animals when en-
gagged with the enemy, and became
so furious in defense of the
criminal that, Notwithstanding
the gentle arts made use of by the
surrounding multitude, neither
they nor even his mahout, who was
sent for to manage him, could pre-
vail with him to give up the male
factor.
After three hours contest, the
governor heard of this strange re-
bellion to the laws of the land, and
came to the scene of the struggle.
He was so much pleased with the
generous perseverance of the honest
quadruped, that he pardoned the
criminal.
The poor man III an ecstasy of
gratitude, testified his acknowledge
ment by kissing and embracing the
proboscis of his kind benefactor,
who was apparently so sensible Of
what had happened that he became
perfectly tame and gentle in an in
slant, and suffered his keeper to
conduct him away without the least
resistance.
\ gentleman who crossed the
Atlantic few years since on a
German steamship found himself a
passenger with large elephant.
The voyage was long and tempestu-
ous. To while away the time, he
often visited the elephants quarters,
and at dinner filled his pockets with
tid-bits, crackers, or refuse from
the table, to carry to the sagacious
quadruped, whosoon learned TO ex-
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08
pect and fish his pockets for the

pect and fish his pockets for the
same.
At his coming she would throw
out her trunk and show signs of
gratitude and pleasure. But at
length land was reached, and busi-
ness cares left little time for
thought of his campagnon de voy-
age.
Several years afterwards some ele-
phants were quartered in Central
Park. New York, for the winter,
and several children of the house
hold desired to visit them. He ac-
companied them, and obtained per-
mission of the keeper to go into the
building where they were kept tied
to heavy posts.
AS soon as he entered, one ele-
phant at once became restless, threw
out her trunk, tossed her ears,
stamped her feet, etc.
The keeper looked for dog, and
ordered her to be quiet, then asked
the gentleman, "Have you ever had
anything to do with elephants?"
mo" was the replv.
Then his voyage was recalled.
THAT is it," said the keeper;
"you can 60 to her without danger"
1t was the elephant that came over
OH the same vessel.
The visitor went to Nellie, as the
keeper called her; she became quiet
and expressed her pleasure. From
an apple-woman near he procured
fruit and filled his pockets. She
had not forgotten the old tricks,
but dived down with her trunk, as
in the old days, until every apple
was found.
The keeper said, "You can visit
her at any time. She will never
forget you"
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

except to applaud, but poor listener
is preferable to the one who spoils
a good story by discovering its flaws,
which a great many good stories
have.
There was social party gathered
in the porch of pleasant country
house, and one Of the gentlemen
had just told the story of the crim-
inal condemned to death by some
ancient ruler. He was to be behead-
ed, and, as the executioner stood
beside him with drawn sword, the
culprit was given goblet of wine to
drink. He turned to the king and
asked, as last favor, that the exc
cutioner be directed to hold his hand
until the goblet of wine had been
drained. "You have myroyal word,"
said the king; ''you shall not die
until you have drained the cup"
Thereupon the ingenious crimi-
nal dashed the goblet to the stone
floor, spilling it's contents, and thus
deferring his death sentence indefin-
itely. The story happened to be
new to some of the party, and was
greeted with so much favor that
another gentleman endeavored to
cap it.
An ancient Persian king said
he, had brought before him a trait
or to the throne, who after brief
hearing was condemned to be stran-
gled, i" Mercy, oh king! cried
the unhappy man.
mo, responded the king, sternly.
You have conspired against me,
and you must pay the penalty with
your life. The clock is now trem-
bling on the stroke of twelve;
when it sounds the hour you must
bid farewell to earth
"Quick as thought the prisoner
turned to the clock, which stood by
the throne, and with a mighty push,
threw it from It's pedestal, and it
fell with a crash to the floor.
81 bow to your will, oh king! he
said, calmly. When this clock
strikes | will die and not before
''As tribute to his presence of
mind the king spared the prisoners
life, and, after brief Imprisonment,
gave him his liberty"
Quite as interesting as the other"
exclaimed "a lady, when the narra-
tive had finished.
Shows that there is nothing new
under the sum-" chimed in another.
"Hump-yes," said a small quiet
man in the corner, after the COM
ments had run their course; "very
good story, and | hate to spoil it,
but | must do it,"
"What?," exclaimed the story
teller.
"Yes; must do it. There were no
clocks in ancient Persia, so the
prisoner could not have smashed
one"
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08
Natures Surest Ally.

If nature did not struggle against disease, even
in weakly constitutions swift indeed would be the
course Of a malayd TO its fatal termination.
While nature thus struggles let us, lest worse be-
fall us, aid her efforts with iudicious medicinal
help. Experience must be our guide in battles
with disease, and that clamp to feet indicates
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters as a safe, tried and
thorough ally OF nature. If the blood be effected
with bile, IL the bowels and stomach inactive.
II the kidneys fail TO expel impurities Of which
they the natural outlet course OF the Bitters
is the surest reliance Of the sufferer one moreover
that Is sanctio by professional Endorsement and
use for nearly half ce injury. No American or
foreign remedy has earned greater distinction a
remedy for and preventive Of chronic liver COM
plant, malaria, constipation, kidney and rheumat
ic trouble and debility
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08
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Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08
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Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

He-"Would it make you very
sad is should tell you | was going
to marry some one elseY' She
(who doesn't show the desired anxi-
ETY. about accepting him)--"I would
be, Jack, if the girl were very
near and dear friend of mine. y
Texas Siftings.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

Rural Justice sentence the
prisoner to be hung. Lawyer-But
you can't do that, your Honor; he
must go before a higher court. JUS
tice-Well, amt that jes' where
I'm gong to send him? Swing
him up an call the next case At
lanta Constitution.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

Gentleman-"Good evening, my
little dear. Is your papa at home?"
little Dear-"I don't know: I'll
see. Mamma is at home, and when
she's around can never tell whether
papa is here or not, he's so quiet"
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08
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Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

Directing Parent-"Yes; know
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You'd get along so long as the sea
is calm and it is smooth sailing; but
what would you do in a squall?"
Practical Suitor--"Well, if the
worst comes to the worst, we can
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Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08
It Is Strange

That people suffering from Piles will
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Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

The idea of employing pretty
women for bill collectors looks
feasible, but it would not work.
The delinquent debtors would all
want them to call again.-Somer-
Vile Journal.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

A teacher was explaining to a
little girl how the trees developed
their foliage in springtime. "Ah,
yes" said the wee miss, ~ under
stand; they keep their summer
clothes in their trunks. ."-Harper's
Bazaar.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08
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Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

The two most exciting periods in
woman's life are when she is listen
ing to her first proposal and bidding
Oh a basket of broken crockery at
an auction.-Siftings.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

Peddler-"Is your mother in?'
Boy-"Yes; but she's got three
callers, and they've got to takin'
bout servant girls. Guess you'd
better come around next week. y
Good News.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08
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"Do you believe man is made OF
dust. Mr.. Snip?' Not all Of
hem." said the tailor. Dust al
ways settles, and ! know men who
do not.'-Harper's Bazaar.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

What do you think will be the
biggest thing you will see at the
Worlds fair?" said Mrs. Fucash.
my hotel bill, replied her husband.
Washington Star.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

When a man eloped with Biggs
wife, he exclaimed, well, ] cant
blame him, poor fellow. ] was in.
fatuated with her myself once. y
Boston Transcript.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

This is Il nice time to come
home," she said. IL am glad to
hear you say so, DEAR" he answered
Il thought you might think J was
rather late."-New York Press.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

The Friend-What have you
that elbow on your head for?
Comic Artist can't draw very
well, so put that OH to see if it
would make me draw better.-Ex.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

Yaysley-''Miss Passay seemed
offended at you last evening. What
did you say?" Mudge-"Blessed
if ! know. | only asked her is she
didn't dread having to wear hoops
again. Indianapolis Journal.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

Lets see, Henpeck, what is it
we call man who marries two
wives-a bigamist ?" "Some call
him that. | call him an idiot. v
Vogue.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08
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Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

The man who married church
choir singer says that they met by
chants. Siftings.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08
The
County Fair

affords an excellent opportunity for the
pick-poctet to get your watch. II you
would be proof against his skill, be sure
that the bow (nr rinpl IS a
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

There is more in a clock than
appears on the face of it.-Picayune.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

Ethel (the heiress)-"l received
another proposal last night. Clara
Dear me, dear me, what it is to
have money.-New York Press.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

There is no misgiving in the
marriage of widow.-Picayune.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-03-08

Oddly enough, it is the conversa-
tion with no point to it that bores
auickest.-Phildelphia Record.