St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-07-31
BRIEF EDITORIALS.

bhiEF EDlIUhlALS.
Buffalo Bill is unquestionably the pa
tron saint of the waifS.-Chicago Trib-
une.
If the Siamese twins were living now.
now they would be interviewed i-BOS-
ton Globe.
The king of Siam doubtless wishes
that he had fewer wives and more war
ships.-New York World.
Won't somebody take Topeka's hydro
phobia correspondent out in the brush
and Kill him?-Leavenworth Standard.
The United States district attorney
for Kansas has resigned. Here is an
lllustrious example. = Omaha World
aHerald.
which IS an Indication that they are
bargain at present prices.-St. Louis
GlObe-Democrat
Uncle Sans effort to digest four mill
ion ounces of silver month is worse
than eating thirty quailin thirty days.
Baltimore American.
Now that hay is in such demand in
Europe the New York bulls" can hope
to roll in clover when the crop begins to
move. -Chieago Inter Ocean.
The cork syndicate should go slow in
raising the prices OF cork legs. 1t may
yet be left without leg of its own TO
stand upon. -Philadelphia Record.
The Memphis and other Southern
newspapers have actually come to re-
alize that lynchings are demoraliZlng
and MISUNDERSTANDING News.
Spain ought to be proud enough of the
Columbus family to preserve its lineal
representatives from being beneficiary
of American alms.-NeM York Press.
With few more examples of electro
cution like that or yesterday III New
York one may be led to believe in the
humanity of even a Denver mOb.-
Chicago Record.
The Portland Oregonian shows an in
innate knowledge Ofathe popular heart
when it explains that the intrinsic value
of the gold dollar is twenty beerS.-Mil-
waukee Sentinel.
Denver can better spare her croakers
than her wOrkingmen. The man en-
lowed with muscle is better citizen,
as rule, than the one with the gift Of
gab.-Omaha Bee.
"There are some obScurities in the
situation" says financial writer. This
is true. The corner in which the de-
position is hiding his sock is OBSCURE
st. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Duke of Veragua will take all the
relief fund America can subscribe. lie
was long enough III Chicago TO have lost
any false pride. The question is, will he
take it in pig?-TOronto Empire.
John j. ingalls, now says that he has
always been a bimetalliSt. The an
nouncement of this stupendous fact will
not prevent or delay the special session
of congress. Detroit Free Press.
Twenty-seven Louisville people have
been poisoned by drinking milk. And
it's mighty little sympathy they'll get
from the rest OF the inhabitants of tile
Blue Grass state.-Chicago Times.
1HSy Say TIC MluWdy IldlSdIC6 IS
the .WickedeSt avenue on the face of the
globe. Are we to infer that this is so
because it is the link between Chicago
and the worlds fair?-BaltimOre Herald.
The announcement that the anarchist
Berkman will edit from the PittSburg
prison new anarchist monthly in New
York indicates that he has begun to
realize the influence of the pen i'll more
ways than One.-WashingtOn Post.
Advices from Denver indicate that
Governor Blood Up-to-the-H Bird
les Waite has considerable influence
in that section after all. The populace
has hearkened to his sanguinary adj
monitions and has begun business on a
small scale by lynching and mutilating
an alleged murderer. A few Easter n
goldbug tourists will probably be the
next victims. and then the slaughter
wilt go merrily Oh until the prescribed
depth of goreshall be reached Chicago
Herald.