The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1893-09-30

Little Ethel Its awfully impolite to
ask for things.
Little Johnny-Course ii Is. What Of
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Little Ethel-Nothing, only I'm get
tim hungry for some candy I've got in my
pocket, and there isn't enough for two
GOOD News.
Hes very modest young man, isn't
her,
Modest as burglar; he doesn't even
want the credit of his own work. -
lPhiladelphia Record.
AT THE YACHT RACE.
81 love the sea-" the maiden said,
"And like to watch the flying foam"
But suddenly she hung her head
And gasped, ~ wish that were dead,
Or sIfe on land-oh, take me home"
New York Journal.
AN IGNORANT CAPTAIN.
Old Lady-What,s the matter now1
Steamboat Cnptain-We've run on a
sandbar.
Old Lady-Well, why don't you 90
over itl What's your walking beam
for, I'd like to knowl-[New York
Weekly.
AN OLD FAvoRITE.
Friend-Well, Tommy, now that
you've started to school, what do you
like bestl
Tommy-Recess. - [Chicago Inter
Ocean.
A COMPANION IN MISERY.
1T was too bad" she said to her hus-
band as they left the theatre, THAT that
woman with a high hat should have
spoiled the performance for you"
"Yes. l had some satisfaction,
though"
"Howw
watching the man who sat behind
you, dear."-[Washington Star.
COMFORT ENOUGH.
Foreign Visitor-The Belgian Minis.
ter says your Columbian Exposition is
the grandest and most beautiful exposi-
tion ever given in this or any other
country.
Chicago Man-Thank Heaven! Now
we can bust happy.-lNew York
Weekly.
ARTFUL WRETCH.
He-I wish you would give me one
Of those photographs you had taken the
other day. They remind me Of the only
woman / ever loved.
She-rll never speak to you as long
as | live. Who was shel
He-You.-[ Indianapolis Journal.
AN ODD CHARACTER.
Here's man
Built upon curious plan;
Lived two years in Georgia State,
Never was candidates.;
Gospel truth we amt in fun;
Paralyzed, and couldn't runD
-[Atlanta Constitution.
ODDS AND ENDS.
"Down is up,' said the feather mer-
chant.
Even the sober conductor cannot get
along without his punch. i Galveston
News.
Jagson says the greatest scenterpiece
for the table is slice of limburger.-
Elmira Gazette.
In all the reduction of pay now going
on the wages of sin still remain the same.
Chronicle.
In the matter of hairdressing why
shouldn't we take the queue from the
Chinese2- Lowell Courier.
Jones' Robbins gave me this cigar.
don't blame him.
"Has she given you any encourage
ment7" "Oh, yes. She says she will
get all Of her fathers money when he
dies life.
"Tve done so little work" said the
policeman. "that my biceps are getting
Habby. How | would like to meet
good, clubable fellow. - Washington
Star.
"This, 7 suppose" said the stranger in
the city, sis one OF your clubhousesP'
'Well, you might call it one. It's
police station. ."-LWashington Star.
Father-And I'll give you nice box
If candy if you'll have those teeth pulled.
Tommy with waiD-And then | can't
Eat the candy!-[Chicago Record.
"What is the difference between wages
md salary 2" "Well, generally, one
means a great deal Of work and some
paw, and the other is good deal of pay
md some work. - Chicago Record.
She-It can hardly be questioned that
every woman is more or less of mind |
reader. He-Do you think you could |
:, al mine2 She'd rather not. Nam
na is little particular rs to the charac- !
ter of my reading. Boston Globe.
Tropical Roofs.