The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-11-22
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
He is miss guided youth T
does everything his sweetheart saS
him Tn cIn 8. -

lie lS @ MISS guldede eyOuIlfHEE
does everything his sweetheart as
him to do.
Any one can be weather propkt
to rain and stick toit.
= The man who can pay u
and won't do it, would-st
that he wouldn't get caught.
-"How many foreign langd
can your wife speak p Three.
man, French, and the oneshe Il
: baby"
- Uptown little girls q
hearing that q friend ha}
brothers: "Why don'tshd
together p
The fellow who call
comfortable, defended hi
saying they made a man p.
other miseries. a
Mr.. Brown-How often have ls,
told you not toplay ball la the house
Fred BrownEyery time you We
caught me at it. zs-sssssse
"A New York husband, who sle
very jealous, ties his wife when heS
goes out. The trouble is that they
were not well tied at first s. Is
1t stated that q pail Of water
containing a handful Of hay, is placed N
in room where there has been smok-
ing, will absorb all the odor: Of tfies
tobacco.
Studionssbo (writing a conn posi-
tion) Should we say man marriess &
woman, or a woman marries amana2 ss
Father sIs should think that depends S
good deal on whether tie woman WIS
a widow.
So sIhave enough to support you, 4
Ethel: Will you be my wife IS
"Well, Charlie, you must excuse MP
if I am cautious. But yoi say 5yoj II
have enough to support me: Who /
going to support you 22'ss :
AT the beginning Of the centp1
the Bible was ccessible 10 but on
fifth Of the population Of tlie woT
Now it may be read BY nine stenths
the people Of the globe, sd rspidly i
its translation been carried on.
Why did Adam and Eve
to put on skins to clothe themse
after eating the forbid den fru q
Because, twas winter then -
do you know it was winte Be-
cause 1t was Immediately y after the
fall. ''s (;
Mrs. M Mettie s N ext month the
l5th, we will have been married tWA D
ty-fYe years. Shall we celebrate ours
silver wedding D. Mr. Great
Scott, love I After what have sufsI
fered for three months from the y Jnited
States Senate r. .ss
Anold Negro, who had business
in a lawyers Office, was asked
could sign his name. g How is datS
sab ~ I asked !, the lawyer answer.
ed, "if you can write your name ~ Il
tsWell, no, sab. I neber writes my
name / jess dictates il, sab 3 ;
- = ssII have seed some pre- ettsi ianernt
people amung the sumM riders
my wife takes every year said old &
Mr. Jason, but they ain tneyer none
of them come up to. the young woman
that wanted to knowi If apple butter
wuz made from feedin apples to they
COWS. =
1t is computed that the death
rate Of the world is sixty-seyen q
minute, and the birth rate seyentya
minute, and this seemingly light per-
| centage Of gain is sufficient to giyela |
net increase population each year Of
| almost 100000 souls. Shoes in
small numbers will always find assale:s
"A man in Connections is said to-
have made SO many pairs Of shoes In
one day that it took him two days to-
count them. He was q smart one
but not quite equal to the one who
built SO many miles Of wall that its
took him all that night and the next
day to get home again.
= Tommy-My father is church q
member. Johnny So s mine; Pom
my-But my father says your papa
4 amt COS he don t never come to-.
church nor put mott bjs thaa
ton bozs., Johnny 8 bfayely Well,
my papa Is norary member, and
hone gary members don't have TO chip
in. E>s-S. 49,,
= Electric lights oeipe used as
bait by fishermen who plS Sdeir calling
along the Pacific Coast. The Yankee
adoption Of electricity brings big
hauls. The fish are attracted bythd
bright light in the water and thei
investigations generally end in thei
being hooked while trying to swallow
the glass globules. H
"A piece Of string makes asimpld
barometer. Take a piece of string
about Is inches long, saturate it in
strong solution of salt and water TletS
| it dry and then tie light weight on
one end and hang it up fgainst a wall
and mark where the weig .treaches to-
The weight rises for wet weather and
falls for fine. The string should be}
placed where the outside air can freely
get to it.
= The latest development of the
insurance business is interesting.
You can buy suspenders which eH sle
your next Of kin to s5O0if ygx are
killed while wearing them, and there
are also hats which entitle your heirs,
to a similar amount if you are found
dead with one on your head. If the
hat is found by your side, both it and
the insurance are off.
= In Austin, Tex, there is figure
of the Goddess Of Liberty surmount-
Ing the Capitol 300 feet above 9
ground. The lady is II feet hs0,
with hollow Uranium. Inspection
has recently divulged the fact that a
swarm Of bees have deposited their
honey to the extent OF several buck,
etsful in her head and used her nos
trils as the front door. ss
1t is believed that the custom Of
raising the hat in saluting ladies is I
derived from the days of chiyalry,