The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-05-03
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

- When the harness-maker gets strap.
ped be naturally buckles down to busi-
ness.
- The most wonderful vegetable In
the world is the trufle; it has neither
roots, stem, leaves, flowers, nor seeds.
DR.. Opel, the great German geo.
grapher, says that 100000 square miles
of earth are still ur:naasited or owner
less.
- "Ten dollars for stealin' dat chick
emf" cried Rastus. "Why, ,jedge, honis'
now, could a. boug ght dat hen for fifty
cents"
- Mervin Page, a colored man of How.
ard County, Missouri, wears shoe four.
teen inches long and FIVE inches scross
the sole.
"A fourteen. year,old boy who has
been attending school at Alliance, Ohio,
for the last seven years cannot even learn
his letters.
The man who knew 'ju.t how It
was going to be" is always little late
getting around, but that is all The better
for his prophecy.
= London devoun every year 100000
oxen, 100000 sheep, 100000 calves,
100000 hogs, fowls innumerable and g..
100000 gallons of milk.
"A New York merchant the other
day bought fifteen dollars worth of vio.
lets at one dollar bunch to give to his
customers as presents.
-"I hear that your next door neigh
bors have a new organ. Do you know
how many stops 1t has :" "Ouly about
three q day, and those are only for
meals"
= Husband-"Well, my dear, there's
one advantage in being poer." Wife
"I'd like to know what it isi" Husband
-"We don't have to pay $4,000 year
for house rent"
"A man at Oil City, Pa, is the owner
of a suit of clothes made entirely of the
hides of rattlesnakes that have been
caught, killed and tanned by him during
the past four years.
- The oyster has no head, and thete.
fore no brain. 1t can neither see or hear.
It's nerves originate near its mouth,
which has four fiat triangular lips: The
oyster'e heart is beneath its liver.
- The State of Michigan comes to the
front with women farmers. There are
said to be 9,7O7 of them who till 670,4 ,4S9
acres, which are valued at S4S,500, 900,
while the earnings of the women aggre.
gate $4,353,5oO.
old Gentleman: What would tyou
like to be when you grow up7 Boy: I'd
like to be a bricklayer. "That'o a COM
mendable ambition. Why would you
like to be a bricklsyer?" "'Cause
there's so many days when bricklayers
can't work."
San Francisco is the banner city for
saloons. 1t has one such institution to
every 90 persons. Albany comes nextone
to every ITO persons, and New Orleans
one to every 12l persons.
Fishes are without eyelids, properly
so-called. and as the eye is at all times
washed by the surrounding water that
gland which supplies moisture to the eye
is not required, and therefore does not
exist.
The region between the first and
second cataracs of the Nile is the hottest
on the globe. II never rains there, and
the natives do not believe foreigners who
tell them that water can descend from
the sky.
The cocoanut tree is the most valu-.
able of plants. Its wood furnishes
beams, raFters and planks, it leaves um-
brellas and clothing, its fruit food, oil,
intoxicants and sugar, its shells domestic
utensils, Its fbers ropes, sails and mat
ting.
Mr.. and Mrs. Grover Cleveland
have written to Mr.. and Mrs. Renkeu Of
Sheldon, Iowa: Enclosed find draft for
fifty dollars, which please place in bank
| to the credit of your new. born Democrat,
Ruth Cleveland Renken, and may she
liye to ripe old age"
- The twin brothers, Darius and Cyrus
Cobb, of Boston, who are tifty-niue years
old, look so much alike that their own
children often mistake them. They
married sisters. Darius is sculptor and
Cyrus is painter. William Hunt, the
artist, once styled them Serious" and
"Delirious."
- The man who called sarsaparilla .
fraud had good reason; for he got hold
of a worthless mixture at reduced rates"
BE changed his opinion, however, when
he began to take Ayers Ssrsaparilla. It
pays to be careful, when buying medi-
cines.
- Guest-I'm glad that there is q rope
here, in the case of FIRE: but what's the
idea of putting Bible in the room in
such prominent position? Bell-boy-
Dat am intended for use, sab, in case of
de fire am too far advanced fob you to
make you escape, sab.
care there any more jurymen who
have a prejudice against you?" whisper
ed the young lawyer. "No, boss, ejury
am all right, but wants you to challenge
the jedge. has been 'victed twice
before under him, and maybe he's gin.
ming to hab prejudice 'gainst me-"
"A revivifying of natures latent for.
ces occurs every spring. At this time,
better than at any other, the blood may
be cleansed from the humors which infest
it. The best and most popular remedy
to use for this purpose is Ayers Com