The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1893-02-23
VACATION INCIDENTS.
DRIVING IN THE COUNTRY HAS
SOME SERIOUS DRAWBACKS.


A Young Man Who Spent q Summer I'm =
Rural Part Of the Country Gives an
Account Of His Experiences with Sew
sral Livery Stable Horses.
"There are drawbacks about this vaca-
tion business" remarked highly tanned
young man thoughtfully as he wiped his
glasses and seemed to be meditating on
some unpleasant episode.
"Such as what" asked his friend.
"Well, you take country horses There
are times when the study Of equine char
aoter is really painful. I've been up in
the state spending my vacation near q
certain girl I think good deal Of, and
the day after arrived on the scene
suggested a drive.
''She liked the idea, SO hunted up O
horse. 1t was pretty hard to get one in
the village that day, but finally found
man who had team he occasionally
hired out, and arranged for one Of the
animals and a buggy for fifty cents an
hour. He wasn't exactly horse show
beast-sort of dull peppery color, high
cheek bones and wispy tail. Still the
owner said he was safe When drove
up for my fair companion she didn't
seem enthusiastic.
est isn't livery horse, is itY she in
quired.
"'No, l couldn't get one at any price,
said.
"'Where did you get itY
"'Oh, up town
"'It's one of John P. Hopkins horses,
up at the end of the village, isn't itg
"'I believe the gentleman's name was
Hopkins admitted.
"'Well, it's a horrid horse she said
emphatically. He has two, and one
runs away and the other sits down on
every hill. / won't CO.
"Icalmed her fears, told her the owner
had assured me the horse was safe, and
finally we started. was outwardly joy-
ous, but within was in fever of any
fety as to which horse this one was. We
were not long In doubt, and, moreover,
the phenomenon of the wispy tail was
also explained. At the top Of the first
hill that pepper colored beast went down
on his launches, and 1t seemed as il he
slid to the bottom. We did not have a
pleasant drive. Whenever there was the
slightest variation from the level NV
companion insisted on getting out and
walking. We only went two miles, but
1t took about four hours.
"The next time l proposed a drive /
made sure of horse at the livery stable
He seemed like a kIndly beast, and was
rather good LOG Hng. His weakness
seemed to be corners. l don't know vet
how we got around the first corner. He
took it on the qui vive, so to speak. It
seemed as If that horse had been brought
up ON merry-go.'round. We drove ont
IN the country and came to a sawrnill.
just as we reached it the wretched boil
er inside Of the place let off steam, and
that horse gave snort and started off
like a cyclone. hung on; sawed and
whoaed, but at the end of the first quar-
ter the pace had increased and my hat
hat few off.
"tShall we jump, CharleyY asked the
voice beside me quietly.
Certainly not said sternly; 'Ihaye
him under perfect control This turned
out to be true, but 1 think two mile
hill and sand bank had more to do with
1t than did. Coming back, we plucked
my hat from q raspberry bush, and
passed the sawmill Indian file. i led
the horse followed and certain young
woman brought up the rear. We had q
pleasant ride, but somehow we weren't
in the mood for it.
The next time went to the other
livery stable. The man had only four
horses, but he recommended one of them
as safe traveller. He was a good
enough looking horse, but he had sores
on his neck and joints.
f" He isn't exactly pretty 1 said, not
liking to hurt the mans feelings.
"'What's that got to do with his tray
elm?
Well, nothing, l suppose. admit
ted, but to take lady out for drive.
those-those-boils don't look WE'LL
MSdn tHoin tIeo S0ToSr
eyes
+" 'Pshaw, don't bother bout them.'
and with that the owner Of tho beast
went over to his only buggy and scooped
some Of the axle grease out Of a wheel
and plastered the stuff on the animals
raw places. Sure enough it concealed
them; 30 took the horse. He travelled
well and we had q beautiful time. till of
q sudden, six miles from home. one Of
the wheels run dry got out to ex.
anime, and blessed If 1t wasn't the one
that feller had scraped the grease of.
Ny companion climbed out. / boosted
the end OF the buggy on q stump and
pried of the wheel. Then we scraped
a. much Of the grease as we could Of Che
horse, put it back where it belonged and
managed to get home. tell you don't
believe in horses. New York Tribune
Not an Unnatural Error.
Police Commissioner--Mr. McGobb.
how did 1t happen that you let . ravine
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