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The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1893-11-24
BY roaeHLIenT.
That was the Way She CornsFstone oF the
staten island Chprch WAS Laid,

That was The Way She Cornerstone of the
Staten Island chareh WAS Laid,
The laying Of q cornerstone ut night Il
the novel sight that was Witnessed at
Etapleton, n, r., the other evening, when
the construction of the new First Pres,
byteFian church was formally inaugu.
rated amid the glare Of torches and elee-
trio lights.
The First Presbyterian church Of Sta
pleton is one Of the Wealthiest and most
Fashionable congregations on Staten Is.
land, but it has hitherto woFshiped IN q
small ana uppretentlous ediiice. Recent
liz ii decided 20 erect a new and hand.
come church, to cost q Large sum of
money, and the members hit upon Che
novel plan Of laying the cornerstone at
night p make the occasion memorable
Electric lights strung were from dif.
ferent points and In such q manner as ia
throw the full glare directly on the spot
where the cornerstone was placed, Az
the illumination, however, was hardly
strong enough 10 read BY, d nunber 0t
people stood about the officiating cleEgy-
mon holding pine torches, tllls enabling
the services To be carried out without
hitch.
Owing to The novelty Of tho idea oi
laying b cornerstone at night, there was
large attendance at the ceremony,
prominent society people FROM all parts
Of che island being present, New York
Commercial Advertiser,
The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1893-11-24
gbe AataEa 10 M. pEagten.

!.
Just as 1 supposed, Mr, Jack Astol
has come ont with q fiat footed denial
that 10 has given cent 10 his sister,
MIS-. Coleman praytop. As for the
house, everybody knew that was part
of tpe marriage settlement made BY tha
late Mr, William AstQF upon his dangh,
ter,
From The very einphatic denial be Jaeli
Astor that he has anything To az With
setting biz sistsr up IN hsr old establish.
mept at s7A Fifth avenue IL DOES not
leok - If Ito intended n do nueh la the
way of helping her along
The Willie Vallia Agtors, living III tl1ey
de at Cliyedeu and Lapsdowns Hoaas
III England, ecqTn ths whole business
and are probably only too delighted te
sae ,ithes Mrs. Actor, their easeesned
amt, fxed III HE very tight box shs %,
crpias ~ present e'boliy kpiekerhocl1-
er II New YORK Recorder
The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1893-11-24
A WOMAN roR aAL-E.
a HstFayed Girl oHeFa 90 asif HEsFself 10
the Southern AHadteal College.

/ A HstFnyed Girl oNeEs 10 san EEsssalf 10
the Southern AHadieal College.
With apale, haggard face. with 4 Wild,
despairing look and tears literally
streaming down her hollow, aunhan
cheeks Maud Fambxo, q once innocent
country girl, entered the Southern Med.
icai college yesterday afternoon. Ap.
fvoADhiRg Uncle HsulSa Ktsssee. tlHa kind
~ disposed old Janitor. she asked for the
ladies reception room.
After having seated herself, the young
| woman In daged sort Of way SUR
veyed the room and its contents with
evident fear and dread, After mo-
nent's hesitation che inquired Of the 1ani-
tor II the college wanted to buy a sGb-
decb, II so, ahe had one to offer for sale,
which, although alive now, would in the
course OF month or two be at ths dis
posal Of the college IL terms were agreed
upon,
"Where is theaubjeot, missT' he asked,
bowling lawly,
"Why, here it is--right here, Do ven
SEQ meF I am the one, Do you think
they will buy my hodyP she went on,
looking the ianitor RquaFely In the face,
Il am going 10 die, and / know Ii, and
what want 90 do Is to arrange for the
future, My history, win say at the be-
ginning. ia familiar to ell where l live,
and rather than 80 back and faee my
degradation and shame prefer to diel
Won't they buy my bodyT' she almost
pleaded,
''Upon what terms would you make
the dispositionf'' inquired afisndisll look
ing medical student,
Il win sell ii for most any price,
What want TO do ID to make future
provision for my baby. haven't but
one copper in the world and am here
without place to shelter my head. !
thought BY coming to Atlanta ia make
Q trade by the college agreeing to take
my body after am gone, lido not know
where to go or what to do,H
IL ia the same old story Of mans per-
fidy and Woman'a worse than weakness
Six months ago she was highly respect
ed country girl, living on the line Of
the Atlanta and West Point railroad
near pretty little town Of 800 on Q, 900
Inhabitants now an outGast and wan
deEer upon the face OF the earth. A once
poor, innocent country lass, she seeks to
make q horrible and CHASTITY disposition
Of her corpse that she might make proper
provision for her future offspring, 1t Is
indeed q sad case,
The girl, not meeting with what she
thought proper consideration. left the
college, saying she was going to carry
ont her intention or commit suicide, She
wRs entTeated to 90 home and was given
enough money to pay her railroad fare
to the little town from which shs came
yesterday, II is not known whore abe
went after leaving the college, Atlanta
Constitution.
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CITY DIRECTORY.


PREsBYTERIAE CHURCH. Services every
bath AZ A Q. m, and s p. M. Sunday school
iaO o. IN. Rev. e. w. Lyman, pastor.
BAPEIsT CHuRCH. .-Seryioes every Sunday
a. m. and D. N. Prayer meeting every
Tsday evening at O'Clock. Sunday school
80 am Rev 4, @. Alfred. pastor.
CHtRoH. Services every spnday morning
evening ct usuel hours ID the Masonic
ding on Hodges street. SHuday school at
d. Ia Prayer meeting every Thprsday
Saing Of sJciclock. y Y. Penaleton pastor.
CHURoH SoUFH Services every Sunday
ming and evening at usual hours. Sunday
pol at 8 q. m. Prayer meeting every Wed.
lay evening at = o'clock, u, W. May,
CH or THE Coop SHEPHERD Services first
third Sundays IN each month at II o'clock
IA. Sunday school at $40 a, m. Latiieg Aid
and third Saturdays of each uonth At 3;8p
pek p "a. GalleheF Memorial Guild, satur-
at 9 p. m.
pItC CHuRuH. Masses on Sunday at z aud
clock q, nj. Sermon and RensdiGtion alN
Very at4 p 10. Ia Lent Meditation on the
ion during High Mass every Walnosdny
Friday eEenings at o'clock. ~ che week
IS ct $40 o. N. Father A. DRoaaaarts, Rec
Az LuFHRRAs CHURoH.--4SerYicss every
Bay at 10 O'clock in the morning SEinday
~ n S;SO ~. every Sunday. Leotgre
W st fAAa1tA ~ tfslpa kssAfor ~
meets every frat Spnday of every month
d. N. Rev ., w. KosslIaRn, pastOr.
CoHGREs6 6TIoEAL GHuRcB Services every
agy III ehnroh on Mess street. opposite
etBTg. Service at 1870 .. %. and Sabbath.
p0i 1T d0ga. M, at MOos street church. Ser
a. 4o9aport ~ 3;30 p. ~ every Sanaay.- 81
3, Il, Bagteap pastpT.
eAE Al. II. GHgRoH --SeTs,ices every Sunday
q. N, and 3 D. Tu. Sunday AohQoi at pia0
II, Rev. 4. a. Smith, pastor.
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The skelat0n pf d woman which waa
unearthad III an unfrequentsd spot u the
putahirta Of the city has been stolen. It
was left lying on the ground pending the
coronar's Inquest and has RlysEarlouslY
disappeared. Another skalaton ~ d
woman was fpnnd near the same spot
yesterday, buried : few inches nader
ground Old timers say that HE gronnd
where these skelet1ns have been found
ID where tha Victims of cholera were
buried III 1891. TAaY were buried hpr
rledly. tho graves wers not marked, and
M work was a0Ae nn the graves more
Than % get tha boxes ont of aight. san
Antonio EHax. Dispatch.
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Parrish SpaEeers.

presentatiye Dosite Perkins,
tIiGt Judge, Hon. o, A, FouFnet. 1
u District Court, III. O. Gill,
ariif ID. j. Reid.
br4ot Att0Fney, u. ID. Miller.
sesaOF @. NJ RtohaFd
oner DF. A. . Perkins.
tveyoF. Thomas KlsinBebeE.
retaFT Parish School Beard. J0hn MeDIasss
OsG-oitioe address Of all. Lake Charles.
nee JURA.-
asident. Wm. Vincent
retaFy, Dosite ViDoant.
aasnTaE, A. Rigmaiden.
81 Ward, y. M Reeyes.
BRd Ward, s. MangHart.
I'D Ward, y. W. Bryan and ], ". Rosteet
birth Ward, WIN. Vincent.
ID WRrd Alailin Vincent,
th Ward M u. Frazer.
enth Ward. n. j W. Miller.
hth Ward. w. J.. MRrdan
The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1893-11-24

A Muocie iEug dispatch seyss a 40.
stall event that wue ~ take place gahuEa-
day nigllt III Hamilton te8nHhip Was ae-
elarsd qH Jelsn tsick ara Misa sa
DFd weFe n have been pIa1Tad Hessuss
aay the conpie came ~ MQneis ana sot
tbeir aeapss an thesS way aa7as iaF
Det EllsF George MQcre, Fl 4
sng #ay sheg aakea him @ uaaFgy s#su.
showing hin theiR irense AAnqss s
fore t6fg tpRW Fl he ND pr9nGlnas
tEsan husband eiia wife Is fheg elFi
rs fhs niiil AZ tha road A reaeDtseN
was Nyaa gAptaSay pis5t te Ep
ag IA E9s
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eAaaNa MHITE HAIaEp ANaEL.


She Purchases nashiug Carriage ID re.
nlace ala Rattaetrap Mig.
IF there ever was q lucky cahby, 1t Il
Richard McGowan, who for 10 years
has stood beside his cab al the Staten Is-
land ferry at Whitehall street gather.
Ing passengers and fares. He and the
cab had stood there III all sorts uf wealth
eF, bHt the cab entered more than tha
man IN appearances,
Whenever MGaowan saw an old lady
with white hair and d hanignaut face
ceme from the ferryhouss, he knew that
he would have fare. She didn't appear
very often, but she Rlways sought out
MGIaowan, handing him 4 bill IN pay
Hlsnt and refusing to take She change.
4 couple Qf montha ago she told him bis
cab Waa getting ola and rusty and Ia
Hhauld have d better one, The pahmaa
replied that Il would cnat 5000, and ha
could not afford ID much money, One
day the white haired wonlan told him ID
drive her To q carriage mannfaetory.
They made several trips af that kind,
Then the lady, who "a AIRS, Frances u
Shaw, the phllanthrppist, told ths an
taniHhed Mc5uWan that she was looking
far q carriage for him, but neuld not
find enc that was suitable, and that 10
had bother huY II for himself u took
him q whole month to find what be Want-
ed Now MctaowRn has the finest coupe
ahout South ferry, and he Ii one Of the
happiest men iu New York. New York
World
The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1893-11-24

a cSgtch voted foE tha Chinese hill ra
Gently II waa carFsea down The ajsla
bg d paEs and passed between ths tall.
era. counfinR tone moga III the nfl7iaas
tive, Mr, Speaker = I'lle erufch wah tha
prexg 1f General nanial q Eisklaa, who
aat II hss HsaE aHd alailea ~ IA aaw haH
he cnuld Hage himsals much t1nnhle Il
Hhe egbpFe sk Loris q alobs- oerak,
The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1893-11-24

The French pewspapegR have been much
bothered IA tho dispetehes about the
American Il yer question by zach tarlaa
as SILVER aenator0 and fssilyer congress
map.R 4he EFaHch word s0s SILVER, Rr-
gent, meaps nlonay Az wsil, and II a not
Permissible II FFeaeh ~ ma1Ea moan
into ap adseative qaHa aitfsaultv haa
BEEN overcome ny cpiuiaa ths feEsa siisSs
gyKophtieT 7 Which n n9W apaiied n als
Apexieans Nsso faYer silYeE RaEss llats
Asss
The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1893-11-24
Terraln y eionrt.


lFTH JUDICIAL DIsTRIeT, CAI.CksIEE PARIsH,
n TERMS. First Monday Of February, and
Monday Of September.
INJURY IEaMs.- Eifst MOndey of May, and
Monday Of November.
CAMERON PARISH.
b TERM.--First Monday after the Fourth
u July
s-JUHY TERE.--Fifst Monday Of December.
YBkNDR PARISH.
b TERM.--SeeOnd MeHday Of October.
g-J UBY TERAi.- First Monday of ApriI.
The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1893-11-24

a special III tho Now York W0gll
from Fprt Dodge, Ea,, says; Hsyeral hum
ared acres Ia Humboldt county, which
this suminsr raised the higgssk haY crop
n Iowa, ara hupninE away Ia asllsa,
tile soii itself being conRHgnaa bg iiEa m
b depth III rs feet, TING years ago the
land wAa saYsrai feet undar water ana
was kAown "a owl lake. Itwaa axained
by 4 hi9 ditch ana dgiea "a. laaYlng h
very Eiah salI 4 fsw days Ago Whnn Il
prairie hFe sgept over II, tha saEl itaeE
taak fre, hnralng like tar 4ha tsR
Gotta down - hata eiag lhat sziss he q
m pse for faglaltg ppfaQaas. #ny nlifs
her ~ interesting fdaail HHsaA3As
posed n view Waans taa fss sla tsas
nllf
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4. = "a. III.


gHARLEs LopeR, No lG5. r. Il A. NJ
4ts IN Masonic lodge room every Saturday
gce full moon, ut p. mi A.. Al. Mayo, w
Harry y. Geary, Secretary.
The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1893-11-24

Noe LoDaE No. TO, 10. %. II. Easts every
say uig Rt 8 O,eIoeiSi J. AZ Kinder, n. G,;
y. Daniels, v. 81; n. p. 0iBryan, i. h. G.i
u. Apdfaa, y. Sec. sim Marx n. sec-i
H Albegtson, Treas; Vi u. Bradley Chap.
sa5 Paul GGeiDar, Wi, Alex. 4eim, Gqndue-
4, q, ID. Devara. i. ($.; III. b. Hoover. %. g.
-. Hglfins RI. 81 M. G.; II Chavanne,
- N g.; John EOstallo n. q. v. G5 EeEd.
hap5t y. s.. ". S.i John Harlow, ~. 9. ~;
LII Reid u. SIS.
The Lake Charles echo. [volume] (Lake Charles, Parish of Calcasieu, La.) 1876-1898, 1893-11-24

sSoLdA CosSssAKpAng No. 80, X Of q. H.--6eatp
Arm0rY, hxst ard Eflird Wednesdays pfseQh
9nth at s pm Va. A. Knapps C9nannanslefj
X. BEail, SsarelaFg.
BIO LODGE No. ag51 IS D. 6hattuek, ri
n. Green, nj III HH. y. Merritt, ". Da
n. Brazil Aaat. III; n. y GaaatoTa g.5 gEQ
dhattEclE, &s Win. 1AaFEey, III u. ". l3ieS'
4 Il Guido Jas Al Grave, n; LeQn ghavapne,
RI; NhAs ". Junfe, III 0 III. Aan0anhist,,
ID Samgan, and j, ID. J. Mnreks. Trustees,
ssAEGR G4oDeE, 40. 3QsH, K on -, MQats ip
ii0An; Babo0ak hall, aeepld AAa fourth Tues
W. gi Aapls ni0Eltti, at 3 b ii. y. ~, LakaAaes
Ase, Asst. " ssAse a ID Daaiais RenqIter !;
"A. Knapp f lGAiee RRpQiters IA Rig1nailsn,
eAs.. w. lH Hay H1ide; Feed. Rlehara,
Aarllianj III Al ARfntree3 6entillel. arustaas
y. Daniels, eiue L.iA8eaAe S. Max.
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q. z aA.

CRY DIEIsioK No. q. u. H., X of p.
,sts ID AFInpry frat and talrQ kElaAgs s9f
Ey month, at i D. Ia.;W. Az Kuapp, 4 ltsiili
u I,whsaae SsEra41lfy.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1893-01-26
The Lively Eel.

Y--In-r onIs IN .o--In1- nm q rive-
SHOW M. most extr.or,linary oerscyr--
ance IN overcoming ar distractions.
III. jarg- Notwithstanding it,
,.en feet in heiFN,-on the Thames
D,i,-bi be supposed sufficient To bar
M. pron,.-. ii a fish the size Of !,
,l.n,!ina needle Bu; vouno GELS have
whole,ao. idea that p6rhinr can
SION thpm and. in consequence. no,h-
i,,,r 8oa, >ua,Linr of th.. way in
witch ,hrv ascend t,ood-,,,e, and
Other barriers one writer -aI.s. These
which al .,;rE IN tbn most. others
when y.t = little hiyher. meet win
no ,I, f.,, rn,;I Ia, !, ,over ~
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1893-01-26
Sale Of Jokes.

Public Opinion. which has been in
vestigating the joke business, says that
r good original joke which is easily
illustrated brings rs high rs 50. The
magazines and papers which pay for
their Jokes have regular prices. Pro-
teSsional johers send Il supply OF from
ten to fifty jokes 10 the paper paving
best. aud the editor in charge Of that
department chooses those which suit
him and sends back the rest. These
are then sent to the next besI-paving
publication, and soon uni. tney reach
the papers which pay but - cents.
such rs are then returned the joker
considers useless. a professional Joker
can make about Ia jokes :, week. and
rs jokrmaking must soon become &
habit perhaps the brain IS not too
greatly tasked in their manufacture.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1893-01-26
Tanning LcoparIs in india.

The Chce,ah is tied in ali directions.
principally from a thick grummet of
rope around his loinS. while a hood
fitted over his head ctfectuallv blinds
him. He is fastened on Il strong cot
bc,lsicad and the keepers and their
wives and families reduce him to sub
mission by starving him and keeping
him awake. His head is made to face
the village street and for an hour at a
time several times II day his keepers
make pretended PUSHES at him and
wave cloths. slaves and other articles
i'll his face. He is talked to continual
Is aud womens tongues are believed
to be the most effective antisoporilcs
No created being could resist the Ell
fcc,s of hunger want of sleep and
feminine Scoliing and the poor cheetah
becomes piteou>ly, abjectly tame
EcuSt u!!6 Man IN Idin.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1893-01-26
Lady Rcnt-Collcctors.

pro,,ob,,
;.s onao's w eltl Oh lhG woFiu mas ~
a's pool 80 ihncn as LONDON 10 DC
.h s'a.nc" VI "n.' III us aei,ilh2s win
ho u.s., so ' luz .. "1'ch U" ooas'. as
Wv ''ee ~; MS peel' very urgent me re-
ap,arsl IL osahl"ea chafi'y mas Deeh
"s1 1',. srea,'
80 a'o ,'''ni. i'''".t' 'eheh'et'-houses
90 NO." ~, M W., copying IN every
49, -, =; ivy, a., ! nv success OF some OF
IL ,',a W. ~ ~ MA" measure 70
Wv, W.. pan ny "h'ch the rents are col
Nj NJ oo. ,,:,, 900,
.",s oL ~. ~ ii.'' III 1914 or9ah 'he
- ,;,! STU ny "''lch women TOOK the
!,;'et VI men us rent-coiiectors. La,
Ne, .h: ~ no ,'ee' OF rninnerafion offered
,i,e a'', ~ once, But Miss iii'l saw
vi, m.,n'i, o! pul'inS 'he pan upon
a p"rs'S business BASIS and insisted
' UNA. '''e collectors should receive a
'" nm 'l,sSl2" oil per cent
,',s ''oA a. hef h'!l 'he very lowest
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1893-01-26
WHAT SUPPORTS THE mooN7
Not IL Rich Wife, as Might lie Thought
but he Earth.

We have read how he coffin of Mo
in the mosque OF the faithful, from
which all unbrlirvcr> were so rightly
excluded: no material support was
necessary TO sustain the remains OF
the prophet; the body itself seemed
ever on the point Of following the de
parted spirit to the realms of bliss. A
perennial miracle WAS indeed necessary
to sustain the rcvercd sarcophayus in
space.
The intidcl. no doubt. is somewhat
skeptical about this marvellous pine
nOmenon. and now, as ever says Good
Words, the truth is stranger than
fiction. Far over our heads there is a
vast globe larger and heavier than
millions OF sarcophayi: no material
support is rendered to that globe. vet
thee it is sustained from day to day.
from year to year, from century to
century.
What is it that prevents the moon
falling This is the question which
now lies before us. Ii is aSSuredlv the
case that the earth continually attracts
the moon. The effect of HE attraction
is not. however, shown in actually
drawing the moon closer to the earth,
for this. as we have seen. does not
happen. but the attraction of the earth
keeps the moon from going further
away from the earth than it would
otherwise do. suppose. for instance,
that the attraction of the earth were
suspended, the moon would no longer
follow its orbit, but would start OF in
a straight line in continuation of the
direction in which it WAS moving =;
the moment when the earth's action
was intercepted.
What Newton did was to show. from,
the circumstances Of the moons dis
lance and movement. that it was at
tracted by the earth with force Of
the same description rs that by which
the same globe attracted the apple
the difference being that the intensity
of the force becomes weaker the great
or the distance of the attracted bod,
from the earth. In fact. the attrac
ton of the earth on Il ton of matter Il,
the distance of the moon would bt
withstood by an excrtion not CREATE
than that which would suffice to sus
tain about three-quartcrs of poun.
at the surface of the earth.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1893-01-26
The oldest OF the odd.

The glow-wortn lays egg, which are
themselves luminous: however. the
young hatchcd from them are not
possessed OF those peculiar properties
until after the first transformation.
Among the relics in the rooms of the
New York Historical Society IS the tail
OF George III. S horse which was taken
a, bowling Green.
E.no> Kerr. :. man well known at
Knoxville. Ia. found 4 perfect minia-
ture ear of corn with grains no larger
than mustard seeds growing on a stalk
Of foNtail.
1t ,.ln be proven by simple ca!cula-
ton that the number of people which
have existed on the globe during the
last 5000 years approximates the grand
total of $4,000. 100000. 600. COO.
Ii we could penetrate the carth's sur
face to distance of two miles VIC
would find the place where water
"ou!d not exist except in the state of
steam.
The pyrometcr measures heat in de-.
grces and factions and will give accu-
rate figures, even though the heat runs
up to the unthinkable intensity of :, 200
RI
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1893-01-26
The Cow.

"The cows BON thief. said Thomas
Shaw to a party of commercial pill
grins who We're discussing zoology in
the Lndell rotunla. "Shc will leave
square meal got up expressly for her
by an imported chef 10 wear her
tongue as thin is political platform
trying to coax 4 wisp of rotten straw
through 4 crack in Il neighbors barn.
She relishes nothing 50 much as what
she steals. She has 4 long head and
could give many of our military heroes
points on strategy. Any COW that has
paid attention to her education can
open garden gate that fastens with Il
bank vault lock. get inside and do So
worth OF damage before the Infatuated
owner can remember that the shotgun
is not loaded. The COW is calf. If our
city butchers are TO he believed. until
there is no more room on her horns for
rings. When she is TOO Old to give
two quarts of milk per diem and then
kick !, all over the dewy-lippcd milk
maid the careful farmer drives her on
a railroad track. wrecks freight train
with her and then sues the company
for the price of Jersey. OF course
the company kicks worse than the COW
ever did. but the honest agriculturis,
gets a jury Of fellow-farmcrs and the
soulle>s monopoly has 10 come " taw.'
st. Louis Globe Democrat.