The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-12-31


WANTED-BY FRED PLEAsANTs A
grand dress parade in need Of a hand
some chief marshall
WANTED-BY BEN WHERRY, JR., A
law TO prevent bulls from chasing bug
gy's.
WANTED-sIX WHITE DUCK VEST
for winter wear by Charles p. Rady
wANTED-A MAN WHO CUTS UP
lots 20 work a land scheme with j..
j. Rout.
wANTED-A THOUSAND TON TRIP
hammer TO fracture the jokes that
Col. c. O. d. Cowardin can't crack.
wANTED-To SEE CARLTON MCAR-
THY reconstructed and a history OF
the war written TO suit his fancy.
WANTED-POSTMAS RUSSELL TO
M whatever position he may here
after select with the ability and sue
cess that has characterized his pre-
sent official administration.
WANTED-BY S. S. p. PATTERSON A
fragment Of the Populist party in
Richmond as a historical relic
wANrED-A BRIGHT YOUNG GIRL TO
teach Mr.. II. Sadler how to firt.
wANTED-A MAN THAT STANDS
higher in the community than Ash
ton Starke. 10 sell sky scrapers. APP
ply to a. Tallboy.
WANTED-AN EXPERIENCED DE-
tective to watch Or. Landon p. Ed
wards 10 see II he talks in his sleep.
WANTED-BY CHIEF FULLER AN I'M
dertaker who will bury all electric
wires.
wANTED-BY E. r. ARCHER A MO-
Fart audience who will appreciate clas-
sic music.
WANTED-ONE HUNDRED LEADING
men in Richmond 10 be as consideratc
and courteous TO newspaper reporters
as Mayor Ellyson.
WANTED-BRAND NEW CHECKED
suit for Ned Rowelie when he is elect
ed clerk Of the City Circuit Court
wANTED-ANY INFORMATION THAT
cant be furnished by Thomas Potts.
wANTED-REv. DIR. MOSES d. HOGEs
sermons printed and placed in the
home Of every Christian family.
WANTED - SOME ENTERPRISlNG
man 10 devise n scheme 20 bring
about reconciliation between Health
Committeeman Reeve and the I'M
dertakers.
WANTED-FOR THE BENEFIT or
the girls in the Telephone Exchange
some plan 10 prevent men from cuss-
ing while they are holding the lever
down.
WANTED-FOR LEWIS WINSTON,
Oysters large.
Oysters small,
one glass of beer
To wash down all.
WANTED-THE NEXT BASEBALL
season to afford every opportunity
for the roofing prcpensities Of Mr..
i. r. Noel.
WANTED-NIR. WILLIAM DAFFRON
10 have the pleasure Of being the
first to wire the newspapers OF the
world that Old Ireland Is free.
WANTED-THE RICHMOND COLLEGE
football team TO enter the field next
season armed 20 the teeth with six
shooters and butcher knives so as TO
make some sort Of showing upon the
gridirOn.
WANTED-AIR. GEORGE MOUNT
CASTLE to occupy only one bench
when he attends the sanctuary
WANTED-AN ASTRONOMICAL CHART
for the Rev. John Jasper.
wANTED-sERGEANT COSBY. OF
the Second Police station. an in
creasing corporal rotundity.
WANTED - FOR CONGRESSMAN
George .. Wise, some friends who
do not want offices.
wANTED-FOR THE POLICE BOARD.
the realization that the force is
dandy.
WANTED-sERGEANT JOHN HALL
TO get on the track Of something
startling.
WANTED-THOMAs NELSON GE
TO write some more OF his charming
stories about ante-bellum life IN
Virginia.
wANTED-FOR MR.. F. NJ PARKER.
Jr. half a dozen more silk hats. and
three more overcoats.
WANTED-sENATOR BLACKSTONE
10 pick the winner Of this years
suburban handicap.
WANTED-MR. JOHN S. HARDWOOD TO
give a number OF bis fellow business
men some instructions upon how to
greet folks with smile and cor
dial hand-shake.
WANTED-THE RICHMOND NEWS
papers to hold their own with Ben
Owens and his Leader.
WANTED SECRETARY OF THE COM
monwealth. Lawless. TO fill that posi-
ton with as much ability as his hon.
cred predecessor.
WANTED-THAT VIADUCT BE-
tween Shockoe Hill and Church Hill
constructed some time before the
year Of our Lord, 1900.
WANTED-LlTTLE HOUSES ON THE
corners with stoves in them. Apply
to patrolmen, city.
WANTED-To KNOW WHETHER 1T
is lawful TO allow gates 10 open on
the sidewalk, as about half OF them
do in Richmond Send information to
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