New-York tribune., 1893-12-10
THE VOICE OF THE cHARMER.

o Grover. dear Grover.
You are half over.
Come over the whole Of the wayt
No longer l count
On the dear Paramount
Come over all over. pray.
H.
They've asked for the papersf
And all OF our capers
VIII soon be laid to full view.
With Gresham I'm lonely:
Dear Queen could only
BE waited, my charmer to youi
There's Dave. I'm afraid Of;
know what he's made Of;
He's a knave clear down to his boot
feel kind OF darcy,
Then feel kind Of scarey.
long for some substitute.
w.
o Grover. dear Grover.
You're half over.
Come the whole OF the wayi
This Willis you've sent
Begins to relent-
Come over, all over, pray.
Glest7LandOId. you may, bring me q sirlots3
Let hut 1t be es aa s 5roS Ss be nas
that you use real fresh butter.
,,a andUrdwhy die IA II had sTSh fine nas, shng ~
some MancneSter (EnglanuD Worklngmen were utS>
cussing Darwin the other day. when one OF them
less learned than the rest exclaimed:
"Darwen, 1 kna that place. Ave been fher@
monny toime.'
Get out you fooilr' said another. "we're nus
takin' about the place called Darwen, but the
Hevn't ye nivver heerd o Darwen! Whys
II II hadn't been for Darwen, We sould all hev
been chattern' monkeys, and nut gentlemen. ike
We are.' !
Mat 81 e
tendant at the Hawaiian court. what are your
sentiments with reference to the tarn IN the
Il haven't had time to consider that question.
the Hawaiian monarchy permanently and unfe- q
servedly. .'-(Washington star.
According to THE Milwaukee Journal" Demo-
cratic 'the restoration OF the Democratic party
to power after a period of sentimental exasperaton
may be regarded an act sprnging from Z
second sober thought of the people
somewha, Paradoxlcal.-"so you used to
business FOR Yourself Ell asked the bu
man. ''IIow. does 1t happen you are looking
Il guess wasn't up to business ways" answered
the applicant Every time / failed / made Q
failure OF it."-Qndianapois Journal.
The annual dead letter SALE will be held IN
Washington on the 18th inst. The articles are
listed under three schedules. The first. under the
head of miscellaneous articles" comprises 6223
parcels Under the head Of books scheduled
COL lots and the third schedule jewelry, includes
l02 lots
Polite to Fault.-Johnnys Mamma-when my
be polite and make Jerry go out before him? :
Johnny-Yes. sure. did An when he
wouldn't go out first l turned around and slugged
hm.-(Chcago Record.
This passage is from Raes Modern Esypt's
American visitors to Egypt accounted the best
patron OF Egyptian body-snatchers. They are glad
to return home with mummy; they are proud to
have their friends 1t unrolled; they bury their
own dead with surprising care, placing them IN
caskets within splendid tombs It might seem az
H. with Ulysses in Hecuba, they were recompensed
for lives of struggle by reposng under noble mon
uments A cemetery in America is generally the
most beautiful adjunct TO a city. Would not the
cultured citizens Of Boston shudder II told that day
might come when Mount Auburn would be treated
as a mine I'm which shafts sunk and levels
driven In order to discover human remains and
bring them to the SURFACE. there TO be sold to
strangers from beyond the sea in quest Of curlosi-
ties or else TO be put exhibition at home?
Persons who never visited the Worlds Fair. but
who want to make buff successfully that they
did so. buying for 10 cents certificates to
the effect that they took ride In the Ferris
wheel" said a man this morning. The certificates
sold at several newsstands. and the demand for
them shows that great many persons need some
sort OF affidavit TO make their friends believe the
actually were I'm the wheel. which is 26) feet high
For 30 cents you can make your friends believ,
that you rode I'VE or six times In the wheeL"-(C3o
cinnau Ttmes-star.