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The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-15
NO PLACE To JOKE. J
THE EDITOR OF THE KICKER THINKS
! A FUNNY MAN is OUT OF PLACE.

The Rising Humorist Who Came From Col
orado to BE Real Funny Runs Up Against
Snag the First Thing-A Doubtful FIX
pertinent.
copyright, 1893, by Charles B. Lewis.]
OUR FUNNY MAN.-Last week n Young
man came along here who claimed to have
been the funny man on Colorado paper
for two or three years. but had lost his Job
on account OF the suspension of the paper.
He was willing to work cheap in order to
get new start, and we took him on trial
for week ut So. AS we had always under
stood that n funny man couldn't be held
down like other newspaper folks, we told
this chap to slash around on his own hook
anu pick up his fun wherever he could find
1t. AS he didn't look like tenderfoot, we
didn't think it necessary to post him on the
eccentricltles of .any of our leading cit
liens. Old Bill Jackson, who operates the
ferry across the Little Colorado river. is in
variably picked up by strangers as comical
cuss. His mouth always wears grin, and
there Is bland and jokeful look from tho
end OF his nose to the roots of his hair.
Ihese things are deceptive, however. Ten
years ago Old Bill brought his wife out
here from Illinois at an expense of $50, and
she ran off with half breed inside of a.
week. He's been mad ever since, and we
who know him best would as soon think of
TICKLING grizzly under the fore leg as to
joke with the ferryman.
Our funny man had got sight of old
Bill and estimated that he would pan out
about thousand jokes. He went down
to see him and found him asleep on the
bank of the river. The funny man awoke
him by tickling him with a straw and
whispering "Ratsl' in his ears The can
tankerous old critter got up and seized
our rising young humorist and flung him
up and flung him down and pitched him
around and walked on him till he couldn't
have been worse off if herd of O thousand
mules had passed over him. When we got
possession of the body, it was supposed TO
be lifeless, but after four hours hard work
the doctors famed up n little fame, and to-
day the young man lives, though he Is not
conscious. 1t will be six weeks at the least
before he can get out of bed, and probably
six more before we can ship him off to
some other paper wanting funny man.
we shall be out of pocket at least 500, and
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-15

There's one thing" said the new board
er emphatically, that will have TO bc set
tied before make up my mind to remain
with You"
And what is that?" inquired the land
lady anXiously The new boarder paid II
high price and paid it promptly.
The coffee" was his response.-Buffalo
Courier.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-15
Hard TO Please.

Polite Tramp-Madam, may inquire
what variety of fowl this is?
Lady of the House-That is IL Plymouth
Rock.
Polite Tramp-Er-I thought so. Have
you any stone crushers OH the prcmises?--
Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-15
NOT Mr.. poNkeRs.
He Thought fe Knew Him. but He Was
Mistaken.

" ~"o"h"s @Ao @Nho" 1iiiis nut ho " hS
Mistaken.
In the seat in front of me was short,
redheaded man, and in the one across the
aisle was large, portly man. shouldn't
have paid any attention to either but for
the actions Of the redheaded man, who
kept his gaze on the other one and seemed
to be greatly tickled about something He
finally rose up and stepped across to the
portly man and said:
''Alebbe Pm mistaken. but I think not.
Didn't you used to sell fannin mills in
Darby county,"
NO. SIR briefly replied the other.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-15
Well Qualified.

Jones-I think my wife would make q
first rate member of congress
Jones' Friend--Why.
Jones-Because she talks so easily and 20
long on the money question-D Free
Press
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-15
-.Hain,t your name Samuel Donkers,n

- q
"Hain't your name Samuel Donkerss"
mo, SIR"
Didn't used to drive span of gray
horses to red wagon and play on the fid-
dles"
Look here, sir, but what are you trying
to get ats" demanded the big man as he
laid aside his book.
II thort l knowed you"
But you are mistaken about it. don't
remember that l ever saw your face be-
fore"
Say, you are either Sam Donkers or his
twin brother" chuckled the redheaded
man.
II am neither one, sir."
Don't seem as if my eyes could deceive
me-same eyes, mouth, nose and gold film
In your teeth. I'd swear you was Sam Don
kcrs."
Whore you, sir, and what is your OBJ
Ject in annoying me?" shouted the portly
man as he stood up and looked very fierce.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-15

The Rising Humorist Who Came From Col
orado to BE Real Funny Runs Up Against
snag the First Thing-A Doubtful FIX
pertinent.
, 1893-05-04
Oooesfdue.

8ts beute Mittag pur6en auf benz @ez
iunbbettsamt Die foLgen6en SooesfGle an>
ser1el6et:
0outie Mfabel bon $50. 500 Nort6 Bart
Noe., l Sabr l Monat; $
&nnie Woblgemutb bon 1877 SboberitraBe
Sabre 4 Wpnote;
@alter 8oettben bon 1913 WobatpfitraBe,
3 WDnate;
Soiep6 aobler bon 1927 Qtu 9toe., Al
Sabre 4 Monote;
8incents 6ausber9er, m9llertanerz9oipit
geltDrbelt, 30 Sabre;
@aipar Sabn BON 81 IGlDbourn 9lOe., 81
Sabre 7 Wtonate;
Sophie &oebl BON 165 9errD Qpe., Z Moz
nate;
Morie 9oren8ieu bon 81 0ania @oe., s
Sage;
Gubolpb Wtaertens bon 100 Dearborn MOe.,
46 Sabre;
9t6oIpb S9roe6er BON 415 Se6gpiditraBe,
II Sabre 2 Wonate;
8ertba 0rencbeu bon 28O 9tuntleDftraBc,
II Sabre 6 W}onatc;
Qlmanba Sophia 8eiter bon 1856 2au89tonz
itraBe, % Sabre 10 Wonatc;
@pa Wtarfer BON u QberOeenitraBe, 19
Sabre.
, 1893-05-04

RIeine Udd1rtbten.

- &aubtnipeftor 2ln6ren goung nabn1
6eute Mor9en BON ieiner Sfftce 8eitb, bodb
mtr6 ietn 8Or9dnger SER Georges nod
etntge Gage BORT bleiben, UNI tim etn3uz
flDren.
Ser Superintendent Ser 0lorb G6te
cage StraBenba6nz @eleQi3aft, Roa9, bat
etne Nn3obl bon 2euten dngeiteIt, tpelc6e Die
Mauern bes iiiOIi6en Gunnelein9angs an
ga SaIe Str. nteber3uretBen ur6 bon
gteuem tpieber auf3ubauen.
= Ser 11nterausi6uB Ser in~teritoatlicben
6atbelscommi1iton mar beute in Gbtcago,
Inn peri3ieoene &lagen ge9en @tienba6nen
gu erlebtgen. IS lagen 6ret TGue bot. SIM
eriten SAT- bat itcb 6ie Barteten 9iitIi9 ge7
etnigt, int 3petten mar cine @%inigung be-
Doritebenb unO i'm brttten SAL erfolgt Elm
9luflbub. 9te GommifiGre ftnb mieber a6>
geretit, UNI tpenn mOgIt9, anoersmo ibr
SaIair nit mebr @rfolg gu Derbienen.
, 1893-05-04

iteuun9S9egenitdnDe 9ctroffen battett. 9ent
@errn Or. bon 8altti6ef fam babel letne
grinblide &enntniB Der amertfatti6en
MISUNDERSTANDING, 6ie ct ftb Ourcb me3rz
iGbrtgen 2tufentbalt in bieiem 2anoe ers
tporben, ie6r 8u ~itatten. Snterehante
Ginselbeiten iiber Bic Oiterretcbti9>ut7
garti6e Q(uSlteuun9 itnb in inherent 8elt7
ausite1ungS6ericbt 81 finben. l~1nleren
paGercn Oiterret9iiden StammeS8enofen
unb BEN iibri9en NattonaIitdten Der 6absa
burger Monarcbte lit bteie frieOli3e ste
Danbe bon Sabotpa" bon 6er8en %9egOnnt.
NpropoS 8eltauSiteaung lit man na9
BEN @ntmidelungen Der lebten Gage 81 Der
fro6en 6offn1ng bere3tt9t, baB mir, Der
ySabbatbmuderet" gum TroB, i9lteBlt3
bo6 SEN v~offenen Sonntag" BADEN tperoen.
9te gtattonale&ommtliton, in oeren S6ooB
ber tpadere 0eutl61Qmcrifa1er GtbOd Die
Sonnta9sfrage tpieber in 8IuB gebrabt
bat, briift ii3 3tuar um bieie berum, tpie
bic &dbe UNI Sen beiBen 8ret, aber tpenn
nt6t ale 9lnaei3en tri9en, ptro bas 9ts
reftorium es auf etgene Salft unterne6men,
gum 8eiten BON bteIen 6un6erttauienben,
Die wdbren6 Ser 8o9e Sic misunderstanding
entpeOer gar nicbt o6er 1tnr unter empfinbe
li9en periOnLicben Opfern beluben fOnnz
ten, bte SHORE Der tpun6eriamen petBen
Stabt" au6 am Sonnta9 Offen gu balten.
Dies pdre Elm erfreuli6er Steg ber Ser
nunft iiber b~G0Ofinnige 8t9otterie, urtb eine
@roBtbat 6eS @elta1slteuun9s 9iretto2
RUINS, ser Sic groBe Wtaiie bes amerifanie
i9en Bottles begeiitert auiubeln pitrbe!
, 1893-05-04
Die neuen 8duinfpeftoren.

5eute 9u6mitta9 ftn6et bie 9riifun9
Der NppIitanten fir 6as Nmt zines 8auz
inipeftorS Dor Ser gu bieiem 3peGe err
naunten Gommtiiton itatt. Is 8eperber
babeu iicb gemelbet unb nur % @emter limb
81 pergcben. Die elite, tpeldbc Der 8iirz
germetiter benz Gomtte porgclegt bat, entz
belt nur Die 9tannen bon 9emofraten, 10
baB Die Soee, baB a1b &epIblifaner eine
Der SteQungeu eribnappen f%Snnter, tuenn
tie MIR ba3u befabi9t itnb, omar mach tpie
Dor iebr i9on lit, aber nic5t in @rfuGung
ge6en tpir6. Den 0lpplifanten ioQen 8lGne
por8elegt lper0en, pelbe ite auf ibre Site
SIT beguta6ten bo6en.
, 1893-05-04
GbtcaqD, Sen 1. Weat. 1898.
@eebrte SerrenI

2eiber lit es Sen Setn6en b%ernitnfti9er
Gr5iebung geGlngen, BEN Sortidritt in lnz
ieren Dffentltben S6ulen 81 6emmen unb
ben Sauienben BON Biirsern, Bic nit uns
ltnb, etnen S6lag ms @eitcbt su berieben.
Wenn mir bieien einen SbLag r!Ai9 btnz
nehmen, tperben mir mach gep0bnlicber
frDmmer 8erebnung npb etren speitert err
balten. Q8oQt Sbr bieien ru6ig %abtparten?
9as ultter5etbnete Gomtte glarbt baS nicbt !!
Qm Sonntag, ben IA. Wtai 1893, Nab>
mittags 2 l1br, wtrb in Sung's 2ofaI, 1O6
Sft Gdn0olp6>St raBe cine 8erlammll1ng
BON Gertretern aler 0~eutiden 8eretne unb
Qogen Ghtcago's itattfinben, UNI barber su
beratben, arf lpelbe @eiie mir pieQetbt ote
benz Sprti6ritte periebte 9ttebcrlage nteDet
auSnter5en u1t0 unlere S6uIen gegen tpet=
tere Ingrtffe fGnattl3er 3elOten Dert6etz
bigen fOnnen.
@ir bitten @u6, @uren 8rGft6enten
ODER Elm anoereS @urer Mit9lte0er 5u 6ieier
~8eriammlung gu entienben nit ser Soil
ma6t, in @urem 0famen S1 6an0eln, benin
bic 3ett brGn9t unD ser Setno lit riibrig.
Mtr ienben 6teie Qtufforoerl1ng 10 frli6z
5eitig, I'M @u6 in Die Sage 81 ~brtngen,
btele tptcbtige Nngelegenbeit ge6iibreno gu
beiprecben uno i'm Slime Otcies @eiu9eS gu
ban0cln.
gtadb %unierer unntaBgeblid6en 9lniibt
iouten mir einen a~Ie3ett gum 6an6eln be-
~reiten, i%tarfen S6uli6ubz8ere biloen,
UNI uniere @rrungenibaften gu pa6ren unb
Die rOben @ngriffe b~Osptuiger 3eitungen
un6 belbrdntter NaDittiten 9ebibren6 3uz
riif5utpetlen.
g8ir bitten sud- besbalb, ntcbt gu berz
lGumen, einen beDollmdbttgten Gertreter
in o~bergenannte 8eriammlung 51 ien6en.
2~btun9spou
SIR baS NgttationS>@omite
SultuS @olb5ier.
@eo. 81. Sbmibt,
o 6. @uumeber,
S. s. 6anb,
QOuts S6utt,
gbiuipp &oebGer,
Shortpal6 B. Ntaerup,
Mar Stern, 8oriiBer,
2outs .. &obb, Scbriftfibrer.
, 1893-05-04
Ser srtmamph Der eeiterreiner.

Die Oiterrei6iic6en @eItausiteQungs=
&onmtS, NIT Dem ausgeSeibneten General
foniul Or. Sitter BON 9aliti5efz8 aLm5
TORT an Der Sptbe, baben 6as ate Spricb.
mort: pgtur tntmer Iang1am Doran, bar
Der Diterrei9ti3a 2an6iturm aud nocb>
tommen t0nn", mDmtt man Sic 8umme(>
bartt9tett, NIT Ser in Ser 6absburqer $40.
narbie IN friiberen Sabren 9lues betrieben
t%pOroen, gu nerRObnen pfle8te, griin6Itb su
S6altoen gemad6t.
Son auen bet Der DEMONSTRATING betbet=
lt9ten gtottonen itn6 nGmItdb Sic Seiter.
retcber nit i6rer ebenio retcb6aLttoen. mic
9lan5enben uno tnterefianten Q(btbetluno
am Grlten ferti9 getpor6en. Quf bteIem
bcOeutlat1en Sel6e 6eS Trie6ens BADEN ffe
lelblt Die betan1te ~paffenarttge @eibptnbio:
tctt" OeS preuBii9z6eutiden 8unbesoe.
l1ollen uberflagelt, pbtpp6l 6e7ien g}ocb:
btltten tpeniger auf feline eigene ~gtec6nund
ais aut Die Der iaumielt9en @tIenbabnaeieQ:
1cbatten gu ieben lit, bic BEN 6ierbertrons.
port Der oeuti5en 9tuslteaungsqeQenit6nb
tn Der lbanbbariten @etIe ber30oern.
Sen Diterret9ti6cn Observation-Disclosures
&omnltiGren 9ebibrt aber nthtsbeifo
tpentger v@rebtt" bafiir, baB ite in Bette,
bic untfaiienbiten 8or~februngen fir m0o
li3it Breckenridge 8efOrOerung ibrsr 9tuS
, 1893-05-04
Koftfptelt9e 8efanntfbaft.

.. $. DraOob, ein Mann aus Mfeabz
bile, 8a., mabte 9eitert Qtben6 einen
Spa3ter9ang an Ser 0eOee. Ser ibm $500
~foitete. gtacbbem ct baS 2eben auf ben
StraBen in polen .3ii9en 9eno1en, betrat
ct bic. @irtb16aft bes @r>@ebeimpoli3iften
8idett, SEQ. ISL 4. Qlue., INN iib bur3
einen fiiblen Grunf gu itdrten. Ster macbte
ct bic 8efannti6aft elmer i60nen Dame
NamenS Nnnte st. GIair un6 nacbbem er
it9 nit tbr in an9ene6mer 8etic untcrz
balten unb Damn 9lbi3ie0 BON ibr genomz
men bate, i6lug ct Den Q8eg nocb ietnem
6otel Elm. ll%nterlpe9S itedte ct feline 6anb
5ufGui8 in bic 3aicbe uno ben1erfte 31 ietnet
unangene6men lleberrai6ung, baB CT bic
$500, !pelcbe nocb por fur5er 3eit iiber uni
ge6or8en in berielben ru6ten, etngebiBl
Bate. Sri. ct. Glair lit III 60ft.
, 1893-05-04

= SIS felt it3 beraus, baB Sic 10000
Mann Militdr auf Guba nur auf bem 8az
pier ertittren. Gritens bat man in Wabrto
ntcbt g%e9laubt, 6aB Ser @eneraltattbaIter
mebr ais $4,000 babe, unb nun bat ct bie
ni9t einmal, ion6ern muir 5000. 9esbaIb
3iebt man in Spanten i6leuni9it Die emit
bebrltcben Manni9aften, Die man nOt6igenz
fats nab @uba i6iden fam, in ben be-
treffen6en 6afeuorten 3uiammen, 9teie
vpapternen" Manni3aften itn6 bas l1ebel,
moran bte metiten rOmanti3en 2dnbe1
letben.
, 1893-05-04

Die Sran3oien unb Nuiien fOnnen
ieIbit, penn ie als @dite i'm Q(usIanbe
peilen, itb 6eS Geibigen ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
ies unb Der 8oltttt ntcbt enti6Ga9en. @Gbz
ren6 Bic iibri9en auSldnOii9en SlIttenoffts
3iere ouf etnem Grtra5uge Ser @eltausitelz
Il1n9Sita6t ~5uetlen, ftnb Bic 6erren &uiien
unb Tran3ofen, um nicbt nit BEN 9eut=
i9en fabren gu miiien, in 9tep Oorf 3uz
riif9eblieben, I'M auf einem morgen Nben6
~ftattftnbenOen 8anfett ii9 in Gbampagner
unb Sebreben 9egen Sen 9emeiniamen
Tetnb: 0~eutibGanb, 3u beraul9en. 9teie
@dite bes ameritanti6en &oIfes Ge9en Oerz
~stpeifelt pentg Gaft an Ben Sag. 8ieG oer=
Iteren perOen bic Gbtcago'er nt9t an
tbnen.
, 1893-05-04
Ju9enolihe Gauoentdtfe.

8egen 0an6itrci9crei itanben 6euteW1orz
gen 3tpet tleine Sungen oor Sem Gicbter
8Drter. Sic tporen nit einem Srocbt3uQe
Der Wicbtgan Sout6ern 8abn aus i6rer
6eimatb Detroit, Wfi9., bierbergefOmmen.
Sic purben in ei,em &eitauront in Sent
%iington perbaftet unb iouen geItGnbig iein,
in Detroit etnen @inbruc5 in einen @anboe
LADEN peritbt ST. b0ben. yticbtcr Borter be.
badbte tie nit elmer Celebrate bon lie $25
unO i9ifte ie nacb Ser 9tcformicbule in
Tee9anptue.
, 1893-05-04
Gntlafinnoen.

Del Superintenoent bcS StraB,nocpart&=
ments Grciiette cntlieB Deute frib Is 0eutc
pes observation-disclosures, neil Tie ntcbt All
ser pom Staotratb beipiQigten s3ablltngS,
lite itanOen. 8oli5ei6>f Wc@lanpbrD entc
tieB beute gleidfaQs cine Nn5obl ieine>
2eute, beren NniteQung ntbt pom Stabt:
rat6 gebtuigt tpurbe.
, 1893-05-04
@oshafte g(tsftelttnasefe.

Die 8eltansieauns 1T groB, mod erOBer
ltn6 Sic Sabrpreile Ser @tienba6ngeieaz
i6aften Oa6in. -2OuispiIer SOurnal,
OTIS MuS1teIun9Sobject ber6ient Sic
S6mubGa6e auf bem @eltauSiteuungSz
plab unitreitig SEN eriten Breis,-9etrois
ter Stems.
Mtt Ser .3eit miro aub Sic NuSIteuung
iib beliern, unb Sic 8ttterun9 boffentli9
nicbt minber. -Mtnneapoltler Srtbune.
SpdteitenS I'M Serbt tpeiB man, Oh tpir
es in Sen Gbtcagoer Soteltpirtben nit berz
fappten Meni6enfreunbett, Dber ipirfli6en
8anoiten 5u tbun Observation-Disclosures
Snquirer.
Sn Chicago lit man an @roBeS 9etp0bnt ;
bic Wfeni9enmaiien aber, Die ber @rOffz
nun8 Der @eltauSiteIung beitpobnten, bat
man ielbt in biefer Stabt, mo- aIes 9roB
nno ptnbig lit, ntcbt bepGlttgen tOnnen.-
9tttsburger Dtspat6.
Den Seem gortern bietet fib ge9entpdr>
tig @ele9enbett, iiber Gbicagos l1nfGbigteit,
Bite I%nSiteaung 5ur 3ett fertig 81 baben,
Elm tpo6lnoQenbeS 8ebauern gu GuBern;
aber etnen @riab bafir, boB man bte Nusz
iteQnng gar nicbt befommen fat, tpir6 man
in u@ot6am" i9tperli3 bafir ftnben.-
sGGebelan6er 2eaber.
Dem 8olfe min man Sic MusfteGung am
Sonntag beri9lteBer, fir BEN 8rdiibenten
aber, unb beiien 8e9leiter, bobe unb nie6ere,
ftanben Sic Sbore tpett offer. Sa, 8auer,
bas tit gang mas Observation-Disclosures
8reB.
Quf 6em G6tcagoer @eltausfte1ungsz
pGab bat it6 am lebten Sonntag cine gan3
~beionbere &iibrigfeit bemerfbar gemacbt;
6a purbe %gebGnmert unb ge3tmmert, baB
es nur IN etne Qrt bate. g8te DertrGgt
ft9 Oas NIT ser SonntagSbeitinmung 6eS
gongreiieS?-Gincinnatie @asette.
, 1893-05-04
SOU in cine 2tnitalt 9ebraht
merOen

Nuf @eranGaHung ieineS @aters mur6e
Ser befannte N6Dofat Sreb. 90. Sor6 am
Samita9 ms Detention 6oipital 9e6ra9t
unb beute Moreen benz &ibter 8rotpn borz
gefubrt, Wtan glaubt, baB Samtltenangez
legenbetten ietnen @eiites3uitano 5errltt7
ten. SIM 6OipitaG bate ii6 ie6p6 lein
3uitanb 10 gebeiiert, 6aB Der Gttcbter ietne
@ntlaliung perfi9te. Setn Slater miro
ibn in elmer Nnitalt unterbrin9en, bis feline
~pouitanot9e 5eilung erfoI9t lit.
, 1893-05-04
Ueberfdbreu.

Charles DdbI9ren, Elm &uticber, tpelcber
bei6dftt8t lit, Sadben nacb Dem BeItauss
iteuun9splaBe gu i5affen, ~itiIr3te beute
frii6 an Der Gdc BON SO. Ctr. ullo StoneD
Sslan0 Npe. bon ietnem size 6crab. Die
9tGoer ieineS WngenS gin9en iiber i'm bin
meg unb 3ermalmten belize 8ctte, 10 DoB
iebenfallS einc 2lmputation notbmcn0i1 lit.
ST tpuroe nacb leiner 8obnung, $50. 7O1O
ape. S., Sout6 Gbicago, 9ebracbt.
, 1893-05-04
Wenn es pobr lit. 6aB Sic Qus

- @enn es pabr lit, 6aB Sic Nus=
itelungsbeiucber bon Ben 2lusiteQun9ss
Speiietptrt6en i9mdblt9 iiber's Sbr gez
6auen tperbcn, 10 iinb. bas tpa6ri9etnltd
bic fiinfunb3tpansig 8ro5ent Ql6gabe, bte
ser @trtD an Ste neutrality-suspicious.
su Ieiiten bat. Mtan itede fib etn paar
8utterbemmen in Bic Goi6e, ba bat man
6ann ben boppelten 8ortbeiI, 6aB man ben
fnurrenOen Mfagen bei6Dt9ti9en unb 3uz
9lei6 ieinem &utititnne ungeit0rte 8ez
friebigung 3u She'll per6en lalien fann.
Qllio in elmer 6anO Sic 8utter6emme unb in
Ser an6eren Ben &atalogl
, 1893-05-04

- 0a muB ia ieIbit Ser ruiii9e Senior
lt9 no9 fir etnen StImper baIten, tpenn
er LEFT, tpie in WtertcO bic Geniur 9ebanbz
bobt ptr6. Wan itret6t BORT nt9t LANCE,
%ionOern ipart iib 6is Mibe unb berbietet
ben miBIiebigen 3ettungen einfa9 bas
S6reiben. 9as lit nun fretlic6 cine gan3
probate Dirt, ii3 unIiebiame &ritifen bonn
2etbe gu balten. 9rditOent 0ta3 macbt
einfa9 BEN 3eitun9en, bic feline &esieruna
onfetnben, bic 8ube 5u. 90 bat er es in
Der pori9en 8ocbe nit bunbert 3ettungen
8emacbt, unO bas vlObGibe" @ert loQ unoerz
broiien fort9eieBt tperben, bis sic IeBte
Oppoitttonstimme in Der Preiie erIoi9en
fem ptrb.
, 1893-05-04

- Sine iarfaftii6e &oue9in nen1t ltns
leren Stabtratb Sic uOtibpaD 8laiiance" in
Ser 9%ofalpoltttt. So1 baS bieuei6t cine
Qtnipielung auf bie in Der MibtpaD 9lai7
lance beftn6Li4e Menagerie ietn?
, 1893-05-04
Oerfboben.

gttcbter 8orter perfcbob beute Mor9en
Die Gerbanblung Der &la8e gegen Soiep6
Spioftowsfi auf BEN Is. 5. WttS. unb ieBte
bic 8iirgl4aft auf $4,000 feit. SpioiiopSfi
bate BEL einem Strette I'M 6Dbe Yarf 6reo
aelog me6rere Meiicritiebc OerieBt.
, 1893-05-04

= Mir pOGen nt3t bOfen, baB aus Sen
itreifcn6en (2luf y @drtern, tpartetbe
Stretfer tper6en. @s fommt ntcbt oft Dor,
OaB MAJ fir Elm en9Iii9es @ortipieG I'M
9eutiDen 8ertpenbung bat, aber bier paBt
eS 70 letblt6.
, 1893-05-04

= 8a6erubsft", oucb BON SEN a1neriz
fanii3en 9Gmcben nit Dem .&Oienamen
u9oObp" beIe8t, iOa fir feline GOrfi6rung
bes SteintpaD>8 iato's in Set berflofienen
SoiiOn $4,000 Dollars betommen ba6en.
9a IGBt ii3 ietne GOrliebe fir bieien
&1- aOtertaiten ibon begreifen,
, 1893-05-04
fir Sen oeutf6en unterrt6t.

Ser nabfplgenbe Nufruf gu @uniten Set
8eibebaltutg Der Spe3iGlfdber in Ben
Offentli3en S6ulen lit BON benz Q(gitationsz
con1ite an ale 2o9en un0 Gereine erlai@
fen tppr6en:
, 1893-05-04

- Wtan fam Dor bem &LaoierfInitle
8aOeretpsfi aue 9lcbtung baben, ben &Iaz
Oterpuffer Babereipsti aber muB man
griinOIi3 beracbten, Bum 2(~usbGngeibil6
bdtte ct it3 nicbt bergeben ioIIen, Nber:
glei3e gtarren, gleihe &appen; 8. }. Ser
Gergletb bintt. Babcretpsft unb bic QluS@
iteIungsbebOrOe itnO aaeS, nur feline
Narren; %ionOern fat berecbnenbe @elOz
mcniden, Die iagert nit elmer g%eIinben
r1micbret6un9 bes 9eflt8elten Slanntgan'z
iben 8orteS: rQ8o3u tpGren mir benin ba,
tpenn ni9t Der Dollar tpe9en?" Die &unit
tit oo fir beibe Tbetle nur bas Mttttel gum
3pef.
, 1893-05-04

= Ser @ettermann fann ft6 iiber 6en
unferttgen 3uitan6 Ser @eItauSfteaung
INNER nob ntbt tr0iten. St petnt nac9
tpte Dor ale Sage 6ife S6rdnen.
, 1893-05-04

&Leine 9ln3eigen in Der N~benbausgabe
Der Sainots Staats3eitune toiten, tpenr
nt6t mebr pie 5ebn 8orte, 10 @ents, iebes
tpettere Wort l Sent.
, 1893-05-04
Die
Wet> Ausfeunn9
CHICAGO

perfpri9t ni6t nur Gas or06te frteoIibe
amerifantfbe, fonoern oas ero6te frieo.
li@e Greieni6 Ger melt Dor S6luS Sieies
0~ahrRunoerts gu peroen. Was fihner, DOR
1lt9ts 3uriidi6redenoer unternehmunes.
9etit, uebun9 i'm planen uno QusfIhren
GROCER Otn9e uno 6elo tbun ~f6nnen, nm ole
Ghica9oer DEMONSTRATING gu Ger ero6.
ortteiten uno 9ldn5enoften pom allen bis=
bergen Deltausftellunoen I'll MAIDEN uno
DEN Dolfern Ger Groe etner Se9riF pom Ger
Pohe Der te9nif6en &eiftur9sfdhiefeit uno
HUNT gu 9eben, gu weIder Qmerifa eeoieben
If, miro 9efdeben. 3
Sir Ole re9e Qbeilnahme, wel9e mar hters
3%ulanoe Der 10 DEMONSTRATING enteeeenbrinet,
1T ole Sereitptlltefeit, nit pelder ole 6efebs
%9ebun9en fdft aler Staten beoentenoe Sum.
men gu Dem ero6en 5ped bepi1iet baben,
Elm Rinreideroer Seweis. hit tetie wa9s
fenoem J~nterefe perfolgt ole gauge cipiliiirte
Delt Ole ein3elnen 3ortfdritte in Ger Gnt>
ptdelun9. ollie nit DER Weltausitelun9 in
Derbinoun9 itehenoen Greignife wuroen pom
Qnbe9tnn IN DER uJlinois Staats3ettun9"
nit Der 9ebiihrenoen Sorefalt behanoeIt. Die
DoAenaus9abe entb6lt fortlaufeno in iiber.
fidtlider form cine Flare Oarfteluno aIer
bea9tenswertRen Dorednee, welde fi6 bis
sum S9luB Ger 2tusitelun9 uno barber
binous 3u einem erf60pfenoen 6efommtbilo
e~eftalten peroen. Gine funoiee, fa69emG6e
S9tloerun9 Ger DEMONSTRATING in ibrem
Gntitehen, wie in ihrer Dollenou19 miro fir
piele Gauienoe bier uno i'm alien Daterlanoe
Don hohem merthe iein. Man fam oes=
halb iiber fein, oab man Derpanoten mo
6reuftoen fein erpiinifteres 6efbenf mGh=
reno otefer 5eit ienoen Fam, ais, inoem man
Elm 2lbonnement auf Gas Wo6enblatt DER
u5ainois Staats5eitun9" fir tie beftelt.
6eraoe oiefe 2Iusoabe ei9net iib pe9en
ihrer umfafenoen 8eridte porneRmIi9 sum
Derianot nab Oeuti6laro.
Oas Jahresabonnement auf Gas Wo6en=
blatt Ger n3ainOis Staots3eitun9" betraat
fir oas
3nIanD 5000.
Anslano. $500.
, 1893-05-04

Nbonnirt auf bas Nben0bLatt Scr Sutnots
Stats 3citung. 9reiS l Sent per 9tummer,
3 GentS per @ode.
, 1893-05-04

9te Nbenb7 Qtusgabe Ser SGinois Stats
3ettung ftnbet iiberaa Die frelnDlibite Nuf7
naD11e. Breis 1Gent per Summer, 6 Gents
per @oae.
, 1893-05-04

9o5 Qlbenbblott Der SQinoi8 Stats
3eitung lit in allen gtemSz 0epots gu baben.
$ rets l Gent.
, 1893-05-04

Die 8eltauslteQung 1T groB, nod er6Ber
ftnb Sic S~abrpretle Ser Gtienba6ngeieQz
1baften babin. -2ouisptler Sournal.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1893-03-08
A NUEsTROS AMIGOS FIELEs.


Quien hace 10 que no debe, oye 10 que no
deser. Por vuest-a edad sois unos nlfos volun.
tarlosos; asi, sufrls reslgnados Ell castigo lie 10
quo hahes hecho con nosotros
La benevolencia esmerado recibimiento
(que sin merecerIe) nos habes dispensado. nos
la pfoporclonado un grave disgusto 81 senior: Ia
verdad aunque ama' ga debe decirse mos ha pro.
porcionado Ell digusto de tener que separarnos tan
pronto de vosotros.
La profuslon de nmerecldos obseuuos Que
se sucedlan smutaneamente nos abrumaba. How
un tanto repuestts de las impresones que nos hi
clstels experimental, hacemos p1blico nuestro
agradecimlento, no para vuestra satisfaction sino
para la nuestra.
Gracias MIL amigos nuestros, gracias: sois
incansables cuando de obsequiar amigos tieles Sc
trata
FL bello panorama con que la naturaleza do
to esa Villa, nos encanta seduce, 10 contem-
plarfamos gustosos todos los dias, cada momen-
to, pero 81 siempre ha de suceder 10 de ahora.
tendremos que abstenernos de ese placer.
Prometednos que enmendareis para 10
sucesivo estaremos con mas hbertad entire
vosotros en- castigo de 10 que habeis hecho su.
frd que dlgamos muyal para que 10 oigan todos:
llegamos la Capital sumamente impresionados
por tanta deferencia, con que nos habeis honra.
do, hacienda votos por que aquellos " amigos fie-
les " no den lugar con sus diaburas privarnos
del placer de estrecharles menudo en- nuestros
brazos
Salud para los invalidos, vosotros todos
mandad estos otros.-4migos Eseles. Capital
de Mario de 1898