Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-04-10
JUST FOR FUN.

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must be sharp.
Baseball is one business that can't
flourish without strikes.
One of the brightest ideas of the
century is the electric light.
1t is an odd fact that the duties of
most missionaries is to go to the bad.
Are you insured If not now is the time to
provide yourself and family with a bottle of
| Chamberain's Collie, Cholera and Diarhoea
Remedy an insurance against any serious
results from an attack Of bowel complaint
during the summer months. 1t Is almost GER
tain to be needed and should be procured at
once. No other remedy can take its place or
do it's work. Is and SO cent bottles for sale by
II. c. Pierce.
He-What can do to prove my love
for you? She Don't speak about it
any more.
''Tell me, does your sister keep her
birthdays, still?'' eyes; she keeps
them very STILL"
Lanes Family Medicine Moves the Bowels
Most people need to use it Eachday.
A quarter in the pocket will buy
more groceries than dollar some
body owes you.
A first-class medium is always sure
of cabinet position, no matter what
his politics may be.
A great social upheaval may be ac-
complished by boy taking his first
chew of tobacco.
Rheum ltism is quickly cured by using Ar
Mica & Oil Eminent.
GA clock maker works a good deal
over time" unused Snodgrass. "He
ought to STRIKE" remarked Snively.
"Mary, will you name the wedding
day for next Thursday?" 81 don't
want to, George; it's Lent" "Who
borrowed it?"
Fifty cents is a small doctor bill, but that is
all it will cost you to cure any ordinary case
of rheumatism if you use Chamberlain's Pain
Balm. Try it and you will be surprised at the
prompt relief it affords. The first application
will quiet the pain. so cent bottles for sale by
H. c. Pierce.
Literary Visitor - Willie, do you
know who the'Autocrat of the Break
fast Table" is? Willy Willy-Yes, sir;
it's our hired girl.
Said a noted man of go years, my mother
gave me Downs Elixir for coughs and colds
when was boy"
Letitia-Why do you always go out
between the acts? Won Bulow - 1t
makes too much disturbance to go
while the act is in progress.
'Do you believe man is made of
dust, Mr.. Snip?" 'Not all of Them"
said the tailor. "Dust always settles,
and know men who do not"
When you are troubled with dizziness, your
appetite all gone, and you feel bad generally,
take a few doses of DR.. Henry Baxter's Man
drake Bitters, and you will be surprised at
the improvement in your feelings. Every
bottle warranted to give satisfaction.
Newly elected Congressman, (from
Kansas)-Pd like to have my picture
taken. Photograhper-Ca et?-Con-
gresham (blushing) NO; jlst a plain
everyday congressman.
Sally Mander - Did you ever fee
that strange, unaccountable unrest?
Jerry Mander- Yes, once, in a Now
Jersey hotel. But found 'em when l
1T the lamp and searched.
NJ L. Blair, Aide man, 5th Ward, Scranton,
Pa, st ted Nov: 9, 49, He had used DIR. Thorn
as Electric Oil for sprains, burns, cuts, bru-
Uses and rheumatism. Cured every time.
Mandy-Silas, we don't know moth
i'm about the sufferin' among the poor
until we read the papers. Silas-What
have you found? Mandy-Why, right
here they're offerin' to sell undressed
kids at so much pair.
Bad drainage much sickness, and
bad blood and improper action of the liver
and kidneys is bad drainage to the human
system, which Burdock Blood Bitters remedy.
Sprigley- Miss, would you feel of
Tended if l asked your age? Miss Vas
sar-No, indeed. Six times seven and
seven times three added TO my age
will exceed six times nine and four, as
double my age exceeds twenty. Sprig-
ley-Is that possible? l should never
have taken you to be as old as that.
Mrs. M. E. Busselle, 81 Park Street, Newark,
N. j. says: "After having used DR.. Bulls
Cough Syrup in my family with most crafty
ing results pronounce it the friend of all mo-