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ATTRACTIONS HISTORIC AND MODERN.
AT THE GATEWAY OF TEE RATIONAL PARK.

Great eItitudos furnish a pymnassnm
where the respiratory organs are compelled
to be exercised, and, consequently becoms
larger and more efficient
Altitude, also, prevents instead of INDUCING
hemoirhage, as was the old opinion. Thu
fact has been well established BY experiences
and observation.
Pref 81. W. Harrington, chief of the q. g.
weather bureau, saya:
Santa Fe lies in tho dre.t part of the
United States, This region in extensive, but
changes in form from SEASON to season,
Santa Fe ia always in it, however.
THE wATERs OF sAH7a IL,
Dr.. J. y. Danter vice-prcsident If tho
American Health Resort association Gays:
ut "a worth travelling miles to drink O,
such waters as fow through this deep cut in
the mountains and supply the city Of Santa
Fe for domestic purposes and for irrigation
of the fruit farms. The water is absolutely
purc, cold and fresh from the melting
SHOWS above, or trickling from springs in
the mountain side. 1t is free from all lima
alkali or other ingredients so very Injurious
TO the consumptive patient. Such water Il
Q great boon anywhere and at any time. but
here, where other features Of sunshine and
pure air combine to produce An idaaI
climate, 1t is of special value"
STATISTICAL REFORMATION.
The annual temperature varies but littls
from year TO year. The following tables tall
the tale:
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Her Plan.

She was from Boston, sweet, simple
thing, lovely to look upon and almost good
enough to eat, but she knew nothing of the
ways and means of life. But she thought
she did, oh, yes, and had an idea in hel
head that what she didn't know wasn't
worth knowing at all.
So that one day in her Detroit boarding
house when the weather threatened q
spring freshet she went to the landlord and
said:
II have some trunks in the basement. Dc
you think the water will get into them?"
Dunno" answered the landlord, who
had his money in advance; tits bout a
foot deep now outside and rising"
"Dear, dear, how perfectly dreadful
have wardrobe in those trunks that
value at $4,000"
"Sho', now" answered the heartless man.
why amt you wearing of it?"
Something must be done and done at
once. Are there windows to this subter
ranean storeroom?"
There are, mum, several"
Then have plan. Go at once and
have bars put across the windows"
"Yes'm. Might I ask what forF"
TO keep the water out. "-Exchange.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12
Pope Leo as aWit.

For his repartees and witty remarks the
pope has long been renowned. What, for
example, could be neater than his remark
about the English house oflords, which he
made to the Duke of Norfolk during the
latter's recent visit to Rome? "At what
age" he asked the duke, ''can an English
peer take his seat in parliament?" "At 81, !"
was the reply. ut is evident, then," re
marked the pope, shat English patricians
acquire the necessary talents for legislation
much sooner than those Of ancient Rome,
who were not admitted to the senate till
the age Of 49,"
His readiness at repartee, however, was
never more ably demonstrated than on
memorable occasion at Brussels several
years ago while as Mgr. Pecci he was filling
the post of nuncio at the Belgian capital.
At dinner party at which he was one Of
the guests certain marquis had the bru-
tally to point out to him upon the lid of a
snuffbox nude and indecent figure Of
Venus. Undisturbed by the smothered
laughter of the marquis and his compan-
ions, the nuncio looked at it attentively
few moments and then handed it back with
apolite bow and said very quietly: "Charm-
ing A portrait of the marchioness, take
it for granted"
Still it is rather as humorist pure and
simple than as a master of sarcasm that
his holiness has become noted throughout
Italy, and that he can thoroughly enjoy a
Joke even at his own expense is made clear
from the following story, which was on
every ones lips in Rome some time ago: In
newspaper article descriptive Of his daily
life the fact was mentioned that he always
dined alone The pope's attention was
drawn to the article, and after reading the
paragraph he laid the paper down and re-
marked quizzically, Eyes, it is true that
dine alone, and yet am always the thir
teenth at table. New York Herald.
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A Living Illustration.

One day during the period when Henry
Cabot Lodge-now Senator Lodge-was a
member of the house. a countryman and
his wife were watching the proceedings on
the floor from the gallery, one of the fea-
lures being speech by Mr. l.. The old fell
low had his eye Oh Mr.. Lodge in evident
admiration, and ct last he turned to the
man next to him for information.
''Who is that down there in the aisle talk
ing to the boy?" he asked.
Congressman Lodge" was the reply.
"Where's he from?"
Massachusetts-Bos
Boston, did you say?" queried the coun-
tryman.
Eyes, Boston,"
The old chap turned to his wife, who had
been listening.
"There, Mary" he exclaimed, Just see
what beans and brains will do for a man
that amt half as big as haystack. DE
troit Free Press.
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The Daily NeV Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
A Novel Plea for Divorce.

The cause of conjugal infelicity are
like the stars in number, but seldom have
they been so curious in character as those
enumerated by witness in the divorce
court on Saturday.
Witness considered he was the njured
party, as the petitioner was continually
objecting to the shape of his feet.
Laughter.
He further said that when he had his
hair cut it was never done to please the
petitioner. Laughter.
She also used to sag that his upper lip
did not suit her.
She was continually blaming him for
leaving out his his in speaking
He was not so well up in theological
ubjects as his wife.
And there was sometimes divergence
of opinion when they were talking about
the sermon they had heard.
Westminster Gazette.
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His Wants Wore Few.


Tramp-Please mum, would be so kind
to let me have needle an thread?
Mrs. Suburb-Weil, yes, can let you
have that.
Thankee, mum. Now you'd oblige me
very much if you'll let me have bit Of
cloth for patch.
Well, here is some.
Thankee, mum, but it's different color
from my travelin' suit Perhaps, mum,
you could spare me some of your hus-
bands old clothes that this patch will
match.
Well, I declare! I'll give you an old suit,
however. Here it is.
Thankee mnm, l see it is little large
mum, but if you'll kindly furnish me
with square meal, mebby can fill it
out.-New York Weekly.
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she Had Faith,

They belonged to the class of people
who find it hard to understand that the
cable car will not stop in the middle of
the block.
Did you ring the bell? said one wo-
man.
Yes, said the other; but they are going
Just as fast as ever.
The conductor is looking at me and
nodding his head, she exclaimed as she
abruptly ceased shaking her parasol at
him.
How impertinent! Well, he'll stop pretty
soon.
Why!
The cable will break.
Then the gripman reached the opposite
side of the street and stopped the car,
and she said triumphantly and yet not
altogether amiably. There; I told you
so. --Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

The success of Mrs. Annie M. Beam, of
McKeesport, Pennsylvania, in the treat
ment of diarrhma in her children will un-
doubtedly be of interest to many mothers.
She says: II spent several weeks in
Johnstown, Pa, after the great food, on
account of my husband being employed
there. We had several children with us,
two of whom took the diarrhoea very
badly. I got some of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy from
Rev. Mr.. Chapman. 1t cured both of
them. know of several other cases
where it was equally successful. think
it can not be excelled and cheerfully
recommend it," 25 and 50 cent bottles
for sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
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Only Rial.t to Tell.

The Rev. Mark Guy Pearse, the eminent
English divine, writes:
BEDFORD PLACE, RUSSELL SQUARE,
London, December 10, 1883. y
81 think it only right that l should tell
you of how much use l find Allcock' 8
Porous Plasters in my family and among
those to whom have recommended them.
l find them very breastplate against
colds rnd coughs"
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Moving Time.

>-~ss~>0
Well crack tho windows mar the doors and
ruin everything;
Well tear the paper off the walls--it's pretty
nearly spring;
Wen make the house present an awful picture
of decay;
It's time to go to smashing thines-we'I move
the first of May.
Wen dump the ashes in the hall; we'll clog the
water pipes;
Wen paint the ceilings and the walls in wild
fantastic stripes;
Wen break the knobs and latches all; the house
we'll disarray,
For that is how the people do who move the
first Of May.
The place we leave behind us will be awful to
behold;
An air Of wreck and ruin will the premises in
fold.
No other can awaken such depth Of dark dis
may, 1870
Except It be the house to which wen move the
first Of May.
Detroit Free Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

LOOK AT THE SIZE
Of the ordinary pill. Think Of all
the trouble and disturbance it causes
you. Wouldn't you welcome some
thing easier to take, and easier in
its ways, if at the same time it did
you more good? That is the case
with DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
They're the smallest in size, the
mildest in action, but the most
thorough and far reaching in re-
suits. They follow natures meth
DDS, and they give help that lasts.
Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious
Attacks, Sick and Bilious Head
aches, and all arrangements of the
liver, stomach and bowels are
promptly relieved and permanently
cured.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12
Victory! The Greatest the World
Has known.

To many man, stricken on the field of
battle, the cry of victory has fallen CRATE
fully; but even more grateful to an in
dividual is realizing sense that by the
use of DR.. Miles Restorative Nervine he
has achieved victory over any nervous
affection, such as prostration. sick head
ache, poor memory, dizziness, sleepless-
ness, neuralgia, hysteria, fits, dizziness,
sexual debility, irritability, commissions,
spinal irritability, st Vitus dance, etc
Testimonials of thousands of such cures
are in possession of the DR.. Miles Med
ical Co., Elkhart, Ind, Restorative Ner-
vine is sold by A. G. Ireland, jr, the
popular druggist, on a guarantee. Ask
for a book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12
A Saving Fellow.

Presser-When my boy came to work
for you told him to be economical and
save all he could.
Hegser--He has followed your advice in
one particular at least
Presser-- Has he?
Hegser-Yes, inded. | never had an
employe that was so particular about
saving his strength. Boston Courier.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

Mr.. Thomas Bate, editor of the Graph
10, Texarkana, Arkansas, has found what
he believes to be the best remedy in ex-
istence for the fux. His experience is
we'll worth remembering. He says: "Last
summer had severe attackof fiux.
tried almost every known remedy, none
giving relief. Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhna Remedy was rec
commended to me. purchased bottle
and received almost immediate relief. l
continued to use the medicine and was en-
tirely cured. take pleasure in recon-
mending this medicine to any person suf-
ferire from such disease, as In my opin-
ion 1t is the best medicine in existence"
26 and SO cent bottles for sale by A. G.
ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

WORLDS How to economize time
FAIR. and money as to see
the Worlds fair to best advantage, is a
question that may have puzzled you.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in ad'
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
just issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. It contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map of Chicago, and
other information of value to sight-seers.
G. T. NICHOLSON, g. P. & 7. A., A., Z. g. S.
F. R. R., Topeka, Kas., SANTA FE
and ask for free copy. ROUTE.
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Star Of the South.

Go to Velasco for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, where the soil
is a natural hot-bed. Fresh vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years rs
degrees above zero. Warmest day so de
grees. Velasco offers the best invest
ments in the south. Write the CONNER
cial club, Velasco Texas.
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The AlAnl eda

A new and very attractive resort in the
charming Mesilla valley, one mile from
Las Cruces, N. M. Thoroughly comfort
able and home-like. Strictly first-olass
in every respect. The choicest of fresh
fruits at all seasons and Jersey milk and
cream speciality. Livery furnished at
reasonable rates. Terms $40 to $14 per
week. For further particulars, address
j. K. LIVINGSTON,
Las Cruces, N. M.
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Fifty-six Hours to New York via
Tho wabash.

Leave Denver, Pueblo and Colorado
Springs, Monday evening; arrive Kansas
City, Tuesday, s p. M; arrive Toledo
(Wabash Short Line), Wednesday, 4:3o P.
M; leave Toledo Lake Shore Flyer,
Wednesday, p. M; arrive New York IN.
Y. CentraD, Thursday, II a. m.
Avoid the rush and crowd at Chicago.
G. NJ. HAMpsoN, Coml Agent,
1924 18th st., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

eff we can't cure your Catarrh,
no matter how bad your case or Of
how long standing, we'll pay you
$500 in cash." That is what is
promised by the proprietors Of DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Doesn't it
prove, better than any words could,
that this is q remedy that cures
Catarrh ? Costs only so cents.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

For lame back or pain in the side
or chest, try saturating a piece of flannel
with Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bind
ing it onto the affected parts. This
treatment will cure ony ordinary case in
one or two days. Pain Balm also cures
rheumatism. 25 and so cent bottles for
sale by A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12
Generous Man.

do think Jack is the most generous
man, she said to her caller.
It is pleasant to feel that way toward
yeur husband. Has he been giving you
jewelry?
No. But we had little controversy
about something, and he bet me box of
candy against box of cigars. Ard do
you know the dear fellow seemed dread
fully worried for fear l would lose.--
Washington Star.
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sudden Death! That Startling News
Heading.

The public is becoming accustomed to
the above heading, but nevertheless it al
ways conveys a shock. Sudden death in
a vast majority of cases results from
heart disease, manifested by any one or
several of the following symptoms: Short
breath, palpitation, irregular pulse, wind
in stomach, pain in side, shoulder or
arm, under left shoulder blade, between
shoulders or in bowels, irregular or inter-
mittent pulse, oppressed feeling in chest,
choking sensation, weak or hungry spells,
difficult breathing, swelling of feet or
ankles, dropsy. DR.. Miles New Heart
Cure speedily remedies all these. Sold by
A. G. Ireland, ir., on guarantee, who will
give you his elegant book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12
Business Notice.

Frank Masterson has fitted up his
cabinet maker and carpenter shop, on
corner opposite Boletin Popular Office on
Water street. He is prepared to do all
kinds of upholstering, cabinet making
and general carpenter work, with neat
ness and dispatch, and solicits the publio's
patronage. If you have any extra nice
or difficult work to do, give him call.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12
A Practical Suggestion.

Pretty children you are for a minister
to have! reprovingly exclaimed Somer-
vile minister to his children, who were
misbehaving at the table; 4-year-old Do
rothy spoke up:
Better change your business, pa
Somerville journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12
Simplicity.

Old Friend-You think you have
brought up your daughter very strictly ?
Fond Mother-Oh, my, yes! She doesn't
know what man is!
0. F.-Then I ought to tell her the
next time l see her not to mistake one
for divine oughnt I?--Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12
N office.

Commencing Monday July 81, tri-
weekly train service will be in effect over
this company's line as follows:
North.--Leave Santa Fe, Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Saturdays.
South.-Leave Espanola, Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays.
7. j. HELM, Genl. Supt.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

Your son John is going to be literary
man, isn't he?
You're right he is.
What's he doing nows
He's Robin Of trains in Texas.
Atlanta Constitution.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12
Niles Nerve 4 Liver Pills.

Act on new Notwithstanding the
liver, stomach and bowels through Ine
nerves: A now discovery. Dr. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taset
torpid liver, piles, constipation. un,
oqualed for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, so doses rs OTIS. sam
pies FREQ, at A. G. ireland, j.
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HOrriblei

poor Algie had dreadful shock this
morning that has FRUSTRATED him com.
pletely."
well, what was it,"
"His man put green soap in the bathroom
that is finished in blue. Wasn't 1t horri.
blep-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. The result is a specific for sick
headache, biliousness and constipation.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12
Making Up For 1t.

Wife-When we go anywhere now, we
have to walk. Before marriage you always
called a carriage.
Husband-That's why we have to walk
now.-New York Weekly
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

and the Tonkawa, Pawnee and Kickapoo
reservations, soon to be opened for settleee
ment by the U. s. government. Millions
of acres in the finest agricultural country
under the sun, waiting to be tickeled by
the husbandmans plowshare. This is al
most the last chance to obtain one of
Uncle Sans free farms.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

Little vegetable health producers: De
Wits Little Early Risers cure malarious
disorders and regulate the stomach and
bowels, which prevents headache and
dizziness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12
His Use.

The dude has his use in this world after
all. Anything is good, they say, that has
tendency to excite a hearty laugh.-Somer-
vile Journal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

Truth Is Mighty, But Will Not Pre-
vail.
As what character does your husband
90 to this ancestral BALI?
He will go dressed as his grandfather.
Then the servants and police will never
lot him in.--Life. ...
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

All the talk In the world will not con-
vince you SO quickly rs one trial of De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve for scalds,
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

Mr.. H. J.. Mayors, of Oakland, Nd,
says: II have sold thirteen bottles of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to-day and
am literally sold out. This is the largest
sale on record of any one preparation in
day over our counters. 1t gives the
best satisfaction of any cough medicine
we handle, and as a seller it leads all
other preparations on this market" For
sale by A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

She Eat the Small and Early)-How did
you succeed in getting rid of Mrs. Quick.
riser
He-Easy enough. began to talk about
her father and mother.-Club.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

Our word describes it-"perfection."
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Salve,
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is we'll known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12
when Your Eye strikes This stop
and Read 1t.

The famous hot springs of Arkansas,
world renowned for their health qualities,
and as health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa
clio railway. Sufferers of "la grippe" in
fluenza, asthma and kindred diseases can
obtain relief by visit to this famous
sanitarium.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

Simmons Liver Regulator always cures
and prevents Indigestion or dyspepsia.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

We could not improve the quality if
paid double the price. De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve is the best Salve that ex-
perienoe can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12
FARMS Ill STRIP.

Write to G. T. NICHOLSON, G. P. & T. A.,
A., T. G. s. F. R. R., Topeka, Kas., for free
copy of illustrated folder describing
CHEROKEE STRIP.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

No DOCTORS bills presented to the fam
lilies who use Simmons Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

Unfailing in effects, always reliable
pure and harmless, is Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12
She RecOCnIzed Him.

She Recognized Him.
What is that statute? she asked as they
passed through the art gallery. I'm sure
I've seen that gentleman before.
Why that's Neptune.
Neptune?
Oh, of course. That is the reason he
is always represented as carrying an
oyster fork, isn't it ?-Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

It isn't surprising that army officers are
so fine looking. They are all made to order.
Troy Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-08-12

Mabel-He's an exceedingly brainy
young fellow.
Maud-How do you know?
Mabel-He wrote me some poetry, and
it was without exception, the worst stuff
ever read.-Brooklyn Dife.