The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1893-09-27
Wise and Otherwise.

The man who has character that
mud will stick to never feels safe.--
Rams Horn.
A woman sometimes says more in
a look than man can do in book.
Rams Horn.
A cyclone is one of those things
that makes man feel blew. Bling
hdmton Leader.
At basket picnic the greatest loss
results from the devouring element.
-LoweH Courier.
Try being as pleasant as you can
for week, and see what will come
of it.--Ram's Horn.
The coming man will neither
smoke tobacco nor eat onions
Kate Field, Spinster.
1t is the inside way to the wayside
inn which makes the inn popular
among outsiders Troy Press.
In all the reductions of pay now
going on the wages of sin remain
the same.-Pittsbury Chronicle.
Plenty of sleep is conducive to
beauty. Even garment looks worn
when it loses its nap.-Teaas Siftings.
Seest thou man who is mean to
his wife' Satan will not be injured
much by what he says in church,
Ram g Horn.
"Do you believe that Bacon had
anything to do with 'Hamlet'?" "No;
think Hamlet's trouble was his
liver."-7'ruth.
If you want to please man, catch
him in crowd and ask him some
question that he is smart about
Atchtson Globe.
When man comes to you to ask
for your opinion he really asks you
for your confirmation of his own
Atchison Globe.
A hypochondriac is a person who
gives everybody else pain all over
when he has pain in his little fin
ger.-Detroit Tribune.
"Romeo" was so madly in love
that it was no wonder he gave the
core of his heart to the apple of his
eye.--Boston Courier.
Young Sprigg-Mr. Bidquick, 1
am $1,000, and l love your daughter.
Mr.. Bidquick (retired auctioneer)
-Sold!-London Wonder.
Whenever you have a proposition
to get something for nothing, it will
pay you to walk around it by the
furtherest route.-Houston Press.
Didn't Need Any.-"Didy your hus-
band give any excuse for coming
home late last night?" Mrs. Jaggs-
'No; he was perfectly sober. "-Inter
Ocean.
DR.. Thirdly-Sorry your husband
isn't out to church to-day; is he ILL
Mrs. Hicks-No, he isn't ill, exactly
just one of his weekly attacks Of
being homesicls.-Puch.
Making Preparations" Smith is
very busy getting ready to attent
r the Fair" "What is he doing?'
Learning to live on one meal {
day."-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Good Resolutions - Blendinsol
Con a friends yacht soliloquizes
81 know one thing; if ever I'm rici
enough to keep yacht l shall spenc
the money in horses. "-Punch.
Vocal Energy-The People-Hur
ny up and do something. We ar
! tired of waiting. Congress d,
something! Great Scott! Don't yo'
: hear me working?-lVa Washington Sta,
The jealous wife has recently bee,
described by long suffering hus
band as "a woman who is Away
= trying to find out something sh
doesn't want to know" - Bosto1
] Beacon.
Saltus-Don't you think the Gov
eminent ought to make the silve
dollars heavier9 Freshly-No,
don't, old man. It's pretty hare
job for me to raise one now.--Th
Kings Jester.
u A Marked Improvement-A Geol
gia editor writes Of his visit to tn
Worlds Fair: "Chicago is grea
city and has been wonderfully i'm
proved since Columbus discovere
it."-Atlanta Constitution.
She Wanted a New One Mr.
Bing-That's right. I'll take m
Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay! Mr.. Bingo-
What the deuce do you mean? Mr.
Bingo-My cloak, of course. ca
= it that because it is SO threadbare.-
Truth.
Teacher For men must wor
and women must weep" What
the meaning of that line, Tomm
a Figg? Tommy-It means that me
y has to work to git money, and the
mt the women has to cry before the me
will divide with them.-Indianapol
NJ Journal.
Bridget-The new neighbors ne,
nd door wants to cut their grass, an
X. they say as would ye be SO kind
'e; to lend them your sickle. Purita
-. zeal Mistress-Lend my sickle
Is. cut grass on the Sabbath! Tell ther
We Bridget, that we haven't any,
Brooklyn Life.
.2t "John," said his teacher, "if 20
- father can do a piece of work
seven days, and your Uncle GeorI
can do it in nine days, how lol
N, would it take both of them to I
ties it?" "They'd never get it done," sa
i'd Johnny. They'd sit down and t.