New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-01-13

It viii soon be time for the iccmen to "klch%
because the crop is great that the prices for Loo
next summer will be very low.
Wife ito her husband)-I say, my dear. how badly
the tailor has put this button on your walstcoa This
is the fifth time have had TO sew 1t Cd again-(Bauern
kalcnder
There is n Horse Accident Prevention Asioslation
In London, the object of which Is TO Keep slippery
streets gravelled or sanded.
Tho Regular Progammes.-Litt Mabel-lf you
don't stop III tell mamma, and she'll tell papa, and
hen papa will whip yon;,.
Little Johnny-Ihen IN CITY, ana t., . grahdma
Good News.
number Of Western papers are printing, as
picture Of Archbishop Corrtgan. picture OF Father
Corrigan, Of Hoboken. This calls to mind the mis-
take made by sundry papers q few weeks ago. when
Father Corrigan being tried. They commented
on the significance Of Archbishop Corrgan's trial
because of his sturdy display OF Amercanism.
Blande Sitting In his comfortable experimentation
I pity the poor such night as this.
Bluf-Then, why don't you put on your coat and
20 out and see If you cannot render assistance To
"oI BlaDde"Ahi then shouldn't be so comfortable
am now and mst s he sesR you u k U
-(Ltoston Transcript.
Ell. Wakeman the American newspaper man. gives
, hit NJ nj, London experience follows: In Lon
don and other British cities the American VIII notice
little signs at streetcOrners, In crowded, narrow
thoroughfares in parkways and at all sudden turnngs
,rrversed BY vehicles, reading, Keep TO the eit'
some years AGO when first noticed this 1t worried
mo | wanted to understand 1t, and, like true
American perhaps protest about it little. ap
proached a London policeman. with the earnest In
curry Beg pardon. officer, but might ask why' Id
London everything goes ITO the left"P Like one
~ Mrs Jarley's figures, his head moved stately lie
regarded me one awful official moment with con.
If, bnad M
With whitening scorn, he answered: AN wy In ell
shouldn't itp had never thought OF that'
ar wont y said the astronomer, San Inscription for
nv new telescope which shall be In the nature OF an
address to the stars" -, , =, IN fp,~o,.
Express.
II IS becoming the custom among the younger EDls
IONA, cl.rrvmen TO speak Of bishops by the name Of
ther diocese The effect is rather lndcrous In the
case OF doC eses having compound names AS ior IN
sta,..: Nevada and Utah has been suffering from
cold and so he asked New and Arizona to take
some Of his appointments; but ~ New'Mexico ano
Arizona had another engagement, Nevada ana Ctaa
was in despair until he finally thought Of writing 70
wyoming and Idaho, who kindly helped him out"
Uncle Ephraim-Irow much fob dis 'possum. install
Grocer-seventy-fve cents, UNCLE EPhram: .,r,
Uncle Ephram-Look hyah, Mlstan MesI, sPysh
huv IL am pay paint down. Kin hao ume Oh de oai
ancei $1,000. ,-,., rnh 7 sali STRICTLY
for cash. ., a., ,oc,,,. or tho
counterl-Free cents wuf red herrin sab. an De amA
about it-(Atlanta Constitution.
II Buaalo is ambitious TO be known as literary
centre It must keep eye upon It's oooKonae's'
The Commercial, OF that city tells OF one OF them
who lettered the back of the Blsow Papers this way
The Biglow Papers: Wilbur.
Many Americans are possessed OF dry; quiess
bumor which IS very telling. one instance OF "inSa
! wns n personal witness, will serve a. an e1amRRe.
rho Gene was Clark's Rancho, near Mariposa. lno
English Marty (myself and few others ana tIe fe'
idant;s nlrty (ncludng President and Mrs hDs,;
md Mis- sherman, the daughter or the ceitoia'su
Cane.,n had lust arrived, and were assembled N
the rude kitchen awaiting the coming meal a on
,nin shyness prevailed at first not, perhaps, uhi'
"n tho part OF the "foreeners"-but one does io.
really feel foreign in America AT last Mas ,b
-, ibs ceremonies and introducer appeared III uie
shan OF small and elegant Quadruped. evldenuE a
family pet which trotted into the kitchen 10 oe hs
essed lady OF party gently stroked It's STEM ,bs s
prosdent It's stern. Presently they met, ABOUT ".
centre Of the animal and the intercnanse Oh sv
remarLs became inevitable. So" ms Is ~
pretty goat" from the English lady prs! My emu
needs scarcely be said that both ends were ~
tlonc Int a lady may be well excused for some lsn
r,nce as 10 the fauna Of foreign country Inc epS
was very neat.-CC. Ct. Shea In the GaMeher "'s"
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