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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02
BRIGHT BITS.

Bridget, what was that loud noise heard
fall?'
Not that knows on. Ma I'm. Maybe It's
meself you heard fall asleep YeknowIs
l m heavy sleeper.-Truth.
Freddy-The sea is awful rough to-day,
mamma
Mamma-Are the pillows rolling high:
Freddy-Yes indeed they are and they are
rolling up rhe beach like alot of Seidlitz pow
ders. -Harper's Young People.
In the Cherokee Stup-Hello. Bill how do
you happen to be here:
Traded a return ticket to New York for a
farm"
What are YOU doing now"
Waiting for some other fool with a return
ticket Life.
Jennie-And did Won find your way
around the Midway Plaisance, Aunt Parting
ton?
Auntie-Laws. dear, I'm sure should have
lost my way, if one OF the dancers hadn't lent
us diaphram. 1t war perfect labradorl-
Daily American.
Wife (drearily)-Ah, me! The days of chiv-
airy are past.
Husband Whats the matter now?
- f. Walter Raleigh LAID his cloak on the
ground for Queen Elizabeth to walk ever but
you get mad simply because poor, dear moth
err sat down on Your hat. New York
Neekly.
Mamma-Tarry, didn't hear you teasing
Georgia Jones';
Barry-Ies
Was that doing unto others as you would
have them do unto YOU:
= es, just wanted him to try it on me
cause know could lick him in a minute. -
Chicago lnte- Ocean.
\ good old lady said to her nephew a poor
preacher james why did yOuenter the min
istry:'
"8eca" s. was called. Sc he answered
james, SAID the Old lady anXiouSly. as
she looked up from w1ping her speOtacles
are YOU Ire it WASH t some other noise you
heard Lynn Item.
Literature certainly runs in the GreensInith
family. he two daughters write poetry that
NOBODY W print, the sons write plays that
nobody Will act an the mother writes novels
that nobody will read"
And what does the father write:"
Oh he writes checks that NOBODY will
cash. Press and Printer.
Mammal wonder what your papa Is stamp
ing arol n / about:
Little SOY don't know: A didn't go into
his room cause he acted. cross.
Mamma-Mayle he can't ind his razor?
Little Boy-Yes. he can. cause l put
soon as got through tallin up tacks.-Good
News.
Little Billy came in one afternoon from an
assembly OF the children of the neigh o hood
with his clothes pierre I'd above and below
with great many little holes. For PHYS
sake exclaimed his mother what has hap
pened to you;"
Oh said Billy, we've only been playing
grocery store. ana everybody was something
in ii, and was the Swiss cheese. Youth
Companion
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02
a Word About Our Supreme Court.


The number Of judges of the supreme
court Of this state should be increased,
and the salaries Of the judges should be
increased There is not lawyer in the
state who has eases before the court
who does not know that the court is over
burdaned with work. Indeed, tile num-
Der of cases appealed to the court is so
great that the judges cannot give them as
careful attention as they ought 10 have.
When the court was created it had just
as many judges as it now has notwith-
standing the fact that it had not one
fourth as much business as now comes be
fore IT, The judges then had time to rem
der decisions that commanded atten-
ton not only within the state. but also in
other states. Now the judges have time
to write opinions in very few
cases, and they cannot give as much time
to searching and comparing authorities as
they should.
The people of the state whose interests
are in the hands of the court, are the suf-
feTers by this condition Of affairs. Their
dearest rights are constantly being passed
upon, and they are the sufferers by what
ever mistakes may be made.
The people would submit to, the expense
involved in an increase in the number of
the judges They are not so unjust or so
blind to their own welfare as to wish the
supreme court Judges to do more than they
can do we'll
1t mar tc said that if the Judges
are not satisfied they can re-
sign that there are others who are ready
to take their places. That is true,
but are those, who are will
ing to take their places qualified
for the work that is to be done? II is
necessary that Judges should be not only
good lawyers but also men of high char
acter, and endowed with qualities which
especially fit them for judicial work
Such men are not easily found
GeorIia does not deal justly with either
her supreme court judges or her superior
court judges. She does not pay them as
literally as they should be She has
been fortunate thus far in having able
men to administer her laws, but there is
no good reason to expect that she will
continue to be so fortunate, unless she
pays them better salaries.
The work of the supreme court is in
creasing all the time. 1t will not be long
before it will be a physical impossibility
for the judges to dispose of all the cases
brought before them, even if they should
give only slight attention to the less i'm
portlut ones. 1t is full time that some
thing was done torelievC the over-worked
court. and i'll the duty of this legisla-
tdrc to provide the relief
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02
PER SONAL.


Baron Fielder. OF Austria. finds enjoyment
IA gatherlng rare specimens of bu.terhie
child for 325 90.
Clarence f. Long who is quite short, as he
IS put 10 years old. won a medal at the Colum-
ban prize shooting match at West Pullman,
[ II, py hring seVenty-tve shots without
single goose egg / is the son Of crack
SAot' VINO taught the young IDEA how to shoot.
Henri Rochefort though a resident Of Lon
don and intent upon living there. does not ez-
iend n knowledge Of English. nor does he
want u as he is afraid he would then think
III EhS4lsb' As IL Is. he Is subject 10 me
IdHser oil now and then dreaming IN English.
George Gould is far more popular in New
YORK than his father ewes was. He is thor
ough American. and does not conceal his con
tempt for tire AnglomauiaCS he is dom astic
Ia MS tastes, Leng devoted TO his wife and
TWO chlldfcn. He has no political ambition,
nor does nc yearn for littrlry fame Ike his
iel0W millionaire. William Waldorf Aston.
ne IS. IN short. steady-gOing. respectable
CluLen not pulled UP by the possession of
| wealth and capable Of Being coed fellow
"hen the occasion offers.
The prince Of Montenegro prides himself
uponsllis intimate knowledge OF European
politics. and always embraces an opportunity
10 display his attachments lie entertained "a
prominent EngliShman at dinner at Cettlnle
nor long ago, and remarked that he had one
! stone. he Englishman pricked up his ears.
( expecting some delyeranCe on home rule.
Yes y proceeded the prince, Mr.. Gladstone
has been long ia office and has done nothing
absolutely nothing-tO discover Jack the
Ripper lie was thoroughly in earnest,
too.
Herr TuXen, who has beeu commissioned by
the queen TO paint large picture of the Duke
OF GorlSs wedding. has an interesting time Of
IT, Inc royal personages who figure in the
picture have not the slightest regard for his
convenience and he has TO follow them all
over Europe with his canvas in order to get
them sEetched in. He has been at Frcdens-
borg recently to get the King and Queen of
Denmark in November he will 90 to Wind
sor tosketch some of the English royalties,
and he will probably have to visit Rome.
Perrin and st. Petersburg before he can finish
the painting.
When the rivalry between the cities of Sc
attic and Tacoma was tercest. about three
years ago, Col VIII Visscher was editor of
the Tacoma Clone. and Of course, a violent
partisan. One day while the battle was at its
night an acquaintance dropped in. Il have
been working on Seattle paper" he said.
and am completely tired out l came over
here. out of the hustle Of the city where 1
could have duIet place TO rest. and suiting
the aetlcn to the word he threw himself Ian
hardly believe his ears. His eyes bulged out
He nearly choked with Indignation but man
aged to blurt out as he gra obed patent
medicine cut, You II lind this the worst ia
tiguing place YOU ever saw" The tired man
departed in haste.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02
mnvor Harrison,s AmhiAinn.

The late Mayor Harrison of Chicago,
WAS Il very ambitious man. He was in
tcnsely anxious to accomplish something
that would make him remembered long
after his death. Those who knew him
well are now coming forward with state
ments showing that, Notwithstanding the
fact that he was almost 20 years of age,
he had mapped out IA remarkable career
Tor himself He was an avowcd candi-
date for senator from Illinois to succeed
Senator Cullom, and New York man.
who knew him well, says that his plan
was to be the next democratic candidate
for President
1t is alleged that he believed he was
very popular with demo rats in all parts
of the country. He certainly tried
to make himself well known
and popular. 1t is not improb-
able that he sought. the Office OF
mayor of Chicago the last time mainly to
become known as the worlds fair mayor
The Office helped to make him known and
brought him into contact with leading
men from all parts of the country.
That he was man of great ability
there is no doubt, and he hal a very large
fortune which would have been greatly
increased by his marriage with Miss
Howard, OF New Orleans With his wide
acquaintance with pubic men and his
great fortune he could have rallied
around him a considerable support for
the Presidential nomination of his party
He will be remem bered. There is no
doubt about that. The tragic ending of
his life and his public career will not
soon be forgotten His namo is insopara-
bly, connected with great city and the
most wonderful }lir the world has ever
seen
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02
He Obeyed Orders.


Mai r. Fl. Warfield. mara ser Of the Bald
win hotel at San Francisco. recently dis
charged his bell boys and replaced them with
fun grown men. says the National Hotel Re
porter, one OF them is about 50years old and
served during the war.
Don't allow strangers TO lounge in the
chairs in the office under any consideration, -
said the Major to him. III you.se any sus-
plClOUS characters loungfng around why Just
tell them to get out as soon as / ossible. and
then, II they OuJert> why show EN- out: yOI
lnow now to do that and the Major winked
and went through The motion OF putting out
an imaginary hOSO.
II was on the se1Ond day of the old soldier 5
service thatthe thing happened.
Chief Clerk Hardsnburg had just finished
MS turn behind the counter, and George Bald
win b sd taken his place while waiting for an
other clerk 10 come in.
i II just wait here IN the reading room IN
I'll he comes said Hardenburg. So he went
and sat down in coy chair and soon his eye
nus closed ana spell OF the sweet r9stOreF Of
nature stole er him.
1t WASH long until the eye OF the old sol
der fell upon the sleeper
softly he stole to the sleeper's side He
was little excited and the hand he laid on
the shoulder nearest him touched not lightly.
II Jolted the owner OF the shoulder out OF the
lana OF pleasant dreams and back into the
hard, cruel world pretty sud lenly.-
seeing strange face before him and a
strange hand resting heavily on his shoulder
lhe awakening clerk felt that the time for ac-
ton and not for words had come.
In less time thanit takes a micTobe to wink
its left eye the forms of the two men were
locked in close embrace, and tho atmos-
phere around was full Of gyrating arms and
legs and coattails
1t took about all the help in the hotel to get
the two men separated While they were be
ing held apart and stood gluring at each other
IKE nerce Bengal tigers Major Wartield bore
down on the scene OF the disturbance and
some general explanations followed.
soon after the thipg quoted down the new
aOyear old 0ellbOy. who draws pension for
the tigtlng he did over 80 years ago sided up
to the NJ llOr and said:
Them was orders from Headquarters.
warn they, Major: 1 was only trying to do
my duty
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02
HOW he won His First case.

On Friday, says the Washington PA
Observer, Samuel Amspoker ESQ was in the
Prothonotarys office and. after reading over
a legal paper, remarked to Lawyer Birch
that the STYLE was somewhat peculiar and
that he could not make out head nor tail of
the paper THAT lie minds me-" sa d Birch.
the practice of law. | was drawing up n hin
in suit which l had brought for Jones
against Brown and was using the form laid
down for such cases in the law books After
writing about two hours and referring in
every two or three lines to the aforesaid
Jones and said Brown" the foregoing the
said Jones and Brown, 'aS aforesa aid blame
if hadn't lost my client and TO save my soul
couldn't tell whether had made out a clear
case against Brown for fencing in an acre of
Joness twenty acre meadow, as
Jones claimed, or whether l had
swung around to Browns side and
had proven conclusively to the Judge thnt
Jones, my client, had first fenced in 10 acres
OF Brown land and was now unlawfully try
ing to fence the remaining acre" We'll
how did you untanRle the matter said Ralph
Mcconnell who was an interested listener.
Birch heaved sigh and replied, oh la
bored for two hours longer, filed my bill in
co RI. and Judge Hart, after the case was
called. read my bill before he looked at that
of Brown lawyer, and, after giving a deeis-
ion in favor of Brown, com plimented me on
winning my hlS case, and said it was o he OF
the rest drawn up papers that had ever come
under his notice.
You see Brown s lawyer was a young rival
OF mine and we had gotten rather mixed up
but the other fellow got the biggest fee and
lost my client as well as his case. Yes legal
papers are peculiar in style.'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02
How to Help Savannah.

The retail merchants of Savannah have
had a dull summer, owing to various
causes. They are hoping, however, for
good winter trade. They do not expect
Savannah people to buy what they do not
need, but they do expect. and they have
right to expect, that they will buy what
they do need at home Too many Savan-
nah people, both men and women, make it
a point 10 purchase clothing, iewelry,
furniture and many other things at the
north, under the mistaken notion that
they can get there more for their money
than they can in their own city. As a
matter of fact they can get what they
want Just about as cheaply here rs they
can there. And it is their duty to patron
ize the home merchants.
Those who do their shopping in
New York depend, as a rule, upon the
people here for their incomes. They are
part Of this community, and in order to
be prosperous this city must be pros
porous. II is in their power to contribute
to its prosperity by helpm its merchants
They would think it hard, indeed. if they
should not receive in their business, occu-
patton or profession the patronage of the
merchants, and the merchants have lust
as good reason to complain of them If
they or their wives spend their money in
New York for articles they need.
Keep the money at home Let us help
each other and work together for the
prosperity of our city.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEET1NGs- Solomon's Lodge. No. /. f. &
a. NJ; Savannah Street Railroad; Division
No. /, A o. H.; Division No. >. a. o. II. An
Cient Landmark Lodge. No. 23l. f. &. A. NJ.
SPECIAL NoTICEs-Infanta Eulalia Cigars
After the Ball, Solomons & Co; Assessment
of Real Estate 1894, c. :. Hardee. City Treas
urer; Sanitary Underwear, Falk Clothing
Company, As to Crews of the British Steam
ships Cydonia and Eudsleigh. and Norwegian
Bark Adorna; To Whom it May Concern, L.
NJ. E. Grewe; Notice, Henry I. Seemann.
THERE ARE FIFTY CHmDREN's SUITs-Ap-
pei g. Schaul.
Boys SHEET IRON TRoUsERs-B, II. Levy
& Bro.
MEMS Boys AND CHLDREN's CLOTHING
ETC.-At Kohler's.
LEGAL NOTICES Citation From the Clerk
OF the Court Of Ordinary Of Chatham County.
STEAMSHIP SCHEDULES Ocean Steamship
Company; Baltimore Steamship Company.
NOVEMBER, 1S93-Fal< Clothing Company
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS
wanted; Employment Wante /; For Rent; For
Sale: Lost: Personal; Miscellaneous.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02

Press OF public business prevented Presi-
dent Cleveland from going to the worlds
fair TO see the sights He was at the fair on
the opening day, to be sure, but then the
show was IN an incomplete condition and
there was little to be seen. 1t is greatly
to be regretted that the chief magistrate
lost all of the pleasure and benefits that
might have been his through a visit to the
fair. However, the loss is not irrepar-
able He can make up for what he missed
by accepting the invitation of the Hon
Patrick Walsh to visit the great exposi-
ton at Augusta.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02

The country may congratulate itself
that Henry w Blair is not in the Senate
to talk on the anti-Chinese bill. If he
were, that body would be in danger of an
other annoying halt in legislation, while
MIR. Blair expressed himself He made
some remarks in the House on the bill.
but over in the House they have way of
bringing talking machines to period. so
that Mr.. Blair hadn't the time to tell how
much he doesn't like the Chinese, and
how much he didn't care when the
Chinese government wouldn't receive him
as a minister
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02

Mr.. james r. Roosevelt, of New York,
who has been appointed secretary of le-
cation at London, is an educated, refined
and wealthy man and a democrat, but he
made a contribution to Mr.. Cleveaud's
campaign, hence the republican pa
pers and the New York World are howl
ing over his appointment just as they did
over Mr.. Van Aliens Mr.. Roosevelt, by
the way, is connected BY marriage with
the Astor family, with which family Mr.
Van Allen is also connected in the same
way, hence Mr.. RoosGyelt's wicl1cdness is
all the greater AT the same time he is
an experienced diplomat and man Of
brains.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02

A tenderfoot passenger. on stage lound to
McCoy's Ranch Col. found among his fell
low-passengers few weeks since a sher-
III his deputy, horse thief, thief Of some
other sort. and "a murderer. saws the New
Orleans Times Demo rat. The tenderfoot
obligingly sat betwCeI a friends wife and
the murderer. and thus MADE the acuuaint-
ance Of the latter. When the party reached
the ranch there was pause on the roadside
and everybody looked on while some bows
tied a can to the tail OF n vagatond dog. As
the creature ran yelping down the road most
Of the passengers laughed. and none made
protest save the murderer who turned with a
dock of virtuous Indignation to his new ac-
qualntance and said: Il call that ID
mean
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02
The silver MEMS Next Move.

From the St. Louis Republic DEM.
Almost Immediately after the vote on the
repeal bill the organization for a coinage
will he Eegun. West and south
the votes to WIN easily. II Cleveland is with
us, the Democratic party will be a unit. If
he Is not we can carry the'party by the ma
jority rule and shall expect him to acquiesce
after he is beaten. He has not defeated free
coinage. He has only helped the country to
bullion buViuu
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02

The Missouri court of appeals has de-
eided that hotel keepers are responsible
for the safe keeping of the hats and over
coats OF their guests left in charge of a ser
want at the entrance of the dining room.
The fact that hotel provides a cloak
room where checks are given for hats and
coats does not relieve the proprietor from
responsibility for losses at the dining
room door, the court says.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02

The Philadelphia Press cartoonist
opines that the result upon the congress
sional library of the silver fight will be
10 crowd the few volumes of history. law.
etc, upon cobwebbed top shelves and fill
all the remaining space with fat volumes
labeled, stewards Age of Silver. ."
How to Trade in Silver, by Senator
German "Pefer's Silver Gas (comic), ="
Silver Cures, by Voorhees,, " etc In the
lot, however, the Press omits one import
ant volume, How to Preserve the Cur
rency, by Cleveland"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02

The heroic tramp turned up near Roch-
ester n, Y, the other day and saved
passenger train from dashing into "A pile
Of crossties that he did not himself place
upon the track. This time the heroic
tramp did no, receive a purse from the
passengers. The next time, when he
builds the obstruction himself and then
flags the train, the pdssencor5 will, in
their gratitude, chip i7 aId make hun
rich for saving N r l.os.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02

Where do those papers in the state
stand now that were against repeal when
the repeal bill was introduced. forit when
1t had passed the House by large ma
jority and it was thought it would quickly
pass the Scuate, and against it again
when it was thought it would not pass
the Senate. Do they know where they
are "at!"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02
whv. 1t,s Foreotten A1readv.

From the Louisville CounerJournal DEM .
The partisan turn which Senators sherman
and German sought to give the silver discus
sion SATURDAY Is not going to excite the peO-
pie into anything like the frenzy of a cam
paign year, The country Just now is inter
ested great deal more in the repeal of the
sherman silver purchase law than it is in
either of the political parties as represented
by the posing old politicians OF the senate.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02
Boston on the Brazilian Affair.


t IUIH INC bUSIOu pIUUt NDtII.T ?.
America for Americans" No cabal or
ganiZed across the Atlantic will be permitted
10 reimpose the yoke OF monarchy upon Bra
III. The right of home rule must e inalien-
able on this side the ocean. at least Better
twenty years OF diScord for Brazil than a
government forced by Europe upon an unwin-
ing people, and maintained solely through the
fear OF invasion and occupation by a foreign
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02

The Midway Plaisance, in so far as the
Worlds Columbian Exposition is con-
cerned. IS a thing of the past The feat
ures of the Midway, however, are all in
Chicago to-day. This is Augustus op-
portunity. The 'dans du ventre" at the
exposition would draw more paid admis-
sions than all the harrows and moving
machines in two states.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-11-02

Late information from the Cherokee
strip goes to prove that that story about
the settlers all being terribly angry with
Secretary Smith, because of his manage
ment of affairs for the opening, is all
poppycock and the invention of somebody
enyious Of the secretary's popularity
Would the first baby born in the strip
have been named Hoke Smith if the sec
rotary was not solid with the settlers?