Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-10-30
Good Looks.


pending upon healthy condition of all the
vital organs. If the Liver be inactive, you
have a Bilious Look, if your stomach be dis
ordered you have Dyspeptic Look; and if
your Kidneys be affected you have Punched
Look. Secure good health and you will have
good looks. Electric Bitters is the great al
terative and Tonic acts directly the
vital organs. Cures Pimp1es, B1otches, Boils
and gives good complexion. Sold at II. G.
Pierce's Drug Store, SOC. per bottle.
Mrs. BECKER = Bridget, have you
turned the gas on in the parlor, as [
told you? The new domestic jewel
Yis, mum. Can't yez shmell it?
To enable a minister to bring out
the rhetorical and oratorical gems in
his sermons it is quite necessary that
he should practice what he breaches.
The history of Downs Elixir is identified
with the history of New England for the last
fifty years. It cures coughs and colds.
"Papa," said boy, IT know what
makes folks laugh in their sleeves"
"Well, my son, what makes them?"
is.''
A colored philosopher "down South"
is reported to have said, "Life, my
breddren, am mostly made up OF
prayin' for rain and then wishin' it
would cPar off,
CatarFh in New England.
Ely's Gre m Balm gives satisfaction to eve
ry using it for catarrhal troubles. G. K.
Mello, Druggist, Worcester, Mass. 1 believe
E1y's Cream Balm is the best article for
tarrh ever offered the public. Bush s. Co.,
Druggists. Worcester, Mass. An article of
real merit. C. P. Alden, Druggist, Spring
field, Mass. Those who use it speak highly CT
it. Geo 4. Hill, Druggist, Springfield, Mass.
Cream Balm las given satisfactory results.
w. P. Draper, Druggist, Springfield, Mass.
doctor, when do you think man
weighs the most?" asked patient
who was undergoing dietary treatment
';When he steps on my corns," ans
wered the doctor.
Jinks-Boarding in the country now,
Ell? What do you do with yourselves
evenings? Winks- Some night5 sit
outdoors to keep cool, and other
nights go to bed to keep warm.
Mammals your new school well
ventilated? Little Girl-Our room isn't
but the next room to ours ISL GLOW
do YOU know?n ssThe children in that
room all have colds in their heads"
Buc1zLEN's ARN1cA sALvE.-The Best saIve
in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers,
Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles pay
quired. It is guaranteed to give perfect sat-
isfaction, or money refunded. Price Is cents
per box. For Sale by H. G. Pierce.
He-I have decided to ask your IA
theirs consent by letter, Pauline.
Now, what sort Of letter would you
advise me to make it? She-I think,
Horace, that would make it an anony
nous letter.
Defeated Candidate-You encourag-
ed ME to run for the Office. You know
you did. You said you thought I
wouldn't make bad alderman.
Trusty HeDchman-Well, the returns
seem 10 show that was right.
Costumes is the cause of the intolerab!e
'sbad breathe of multitudes. d.. Henry Baz-
ter's Mandrake Bitters remove the cause and
prevent the evil, and cost only IS cents.
Is this the bureau Of information?
said Mrs. Meddegrass to the clerk at
the Worlds Fair grounds. Yes, ma'am.
Then | wish you'd tell me where Silas
is. I told that old man Of mine he'd
get lost, and now he's gone and done
it.