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The morning call., 1893-02-05

ment Of monkeys such as may be seen at all
times in London at the Geological Gardens
and in Paris at the Jardin des Plantes:
Why, half the population Of San Fran-
cisco would go TO see the show the first day
the monkeys were put IN.
In New York, Philadelphia, Chicago and
MANY Eastern cities the monkey experiment
has failed only by reason of the death of
the monkey. They succumbed TO the ter
rible climate. but San Francisco is some
thing different
There is absolutely no reason why a
chimpanZee should not he domesticated i'll
Golden Gate Park. Even this intelligent
smian, which can eat with spoon, turn
crank, sift wheat and do hundred cute
things. has not had his capacities exhausted,
for the simple reason that AS soon as he has
learned to be cute" the cruel Eastern eli
mate and the folly of those who imagine
that a hairy animal cannot contract pneu-
monia he's carried the poor chimp" off.
1t would cost very little, probably not
more than $50 or S4G0, to provide ''mOn-
key.arium" at Golden Gate Park. The
aviary is too large anyhow; and the cost
Of the partitiouing Of the small space re-
Quired for the simians would be trlHIng
figure.
OF American monkeys the supply would
be cheap and ample The monkeys on this
side If the continent have certain pecuiiari-
ties OF their own, which even the inquis-
tive seh0Olboy does not know.
Do you desire TO know whether a monkey
comes from the New or the O.d World?
An American monkey has 3 prehensile
tan a tail which can wind around the
limb Of a tree and catch tight hold of it. 1t
has no pouches in the cheeks. and no thumbs.
1t has no "ischial callosites."
What are "ischal callosities"? Well,
they are such things as answer the purpose
of the copy-books thoughtfully slowed away
by a schoOlb0y in the dome OF his pants
when he has received five minutes notice of
a floggng. In an Eastern monkey. whether
from Sumatra, TneO, the Philippines. or
even Africa or Madagascar, these callosities
are hard and large and prominent. but it Is
TO be presumed that American monkeys
The morning call., 1893-02-05
PEOPLE WILL STEAL.
Hotel PrOprietors Cannot Explain Why
Guests Continue to Rob Them.


A well-known hotel man said recently:
"In all my experience / have Eever been
able TO explain to my entire satisfaction
why il is that so many hotel guests consider
the articles in their rooms public property
ard persist In carrying them away.
"The losses to a large hotel, run
high into the thousands of dollars annually
from such pilfsring. No article is too in
significant TO escape the attent ton of thieves,
nor Is there anything in a hotel bedroom,
except possibly the bed bureau and
washstand, that may not be csrted away.
knives and forks, towels and bed cloth
ing, are, however, the articles most fire.
Quently removed. Still, everything has TO
be watched. from the soap in the dishes TO
the French clock in the bridal chan,b Der.
can recall several instances of theft of the
last named articles, and as for rugs there
is scarcely hotel proprietor in the country
who would leave one of any value in a
room.
John Hoey was an exception to this
rule, however, but after the first season or
so that he ran the palatial Hollywood at
Long Branch he was compelled 10 have
itcmlZ' d lists drawn up of the articles con-
tanned in every sleeplng-ro0m and suite in
his house.
when any guest departed an account of
the contents OF the room vacated was at
once taken ana compared with the list. and
this WAS done only because experience
showed 1t to be necessary.
Il do not know how the thieves have the
face to use the marked articles" said the
man in conclusion, but the fact remains
that thousands OF articles are taken an
nually, and l believe that an inspection
OF the effects in the homes of many n
traveller would bring to light most
curious assortment of hotel stuff picked
up here and there in journeying over the
country"
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SOME SEMIAN TYPES
Why Not a Zoo" in
Golden Gate Park =?
CHILDREN WOULD BE GLAD.
Opportunities to Study the Ways of
Our nceStOrs-What Could Be
Done at the Aviary.

One Of the complaints made by children
is that there are no monkeys at Golden Gate
Park.
Every child, male or female, loves 10
tease a monkey. When these children
grow up, the yerng lady holds alooi from
tie siman race, and after once baby is
born to one Of humankind, the aversion TO
a monkey becomes positively awful.
There is a quaint, strange reason. IN this
of which philosophers are not unaware.
mothers pride IN her BABY is natures guar
antee that the race is not to retrograde.
Meanwhile, monkeys discount other pets
in general popularity. and a crowd can
always be collected on a street for adver-
Using or begging purposes by the display OF
one Of these shiverng, quiyering. funny
little androds.
Conceive what an opportunity for unlim-
tied enjoyment for young and old 10 pre-
scented by the half-used and half-tenanted
av1arv al Golden Gate Park.
Let portion of this he partiti0ned oil,
suitably rooted and supplied with an assort-
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the work of an American lady. The same
design is repeated in the decoration OF the
oyer-mantel and continued in the panels OF
the doors.
tall abinet holds the tea service used
by the Queen when she ana Prince A lbert
PLAYED at honeymoon from time 10 time at
White Lodge in their early married DAYS
1t is OF the finest white china, as trans
parent. almost, AS giass, and most delicatey
painted in design OF pink heather. II you
are an especially favored guest, Princess
May treats you to tea in one of these his
torlc Guns.
Books abound everywhere, and photo
graphs of every possible royal connection,
to say nothing of celebrities past anu pres
emit The writing-table in the window Is a
model of neatness, and gives evidence OIL
the Princess orderly habits.
One drawer. on being opened, showed her
different account-bo books. all most admirably
kept, another held her letters and the third
her case of jewelrv. Two very inviting
aTmchairs make very coy corner on one
side to the open fireplace, and numberless
small tables fill up intervening spaces, upon
which books, sketches and numerous
bibelOts made a delightful litter.
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tween 1t and tho low ceiling is shelf
swung across the wall at its two sides, and
between it and the couch is draped soft
Yeddo crepe.
The mattress Of hair is covered with
figured blue and white awning cloth, and Il
frill OF the same falls to the floor, on which
is spread white fur rug. On the shelf are
arranged some faVorlte volumes. water
color end two or three bits Of fine china.
Pillows are piled In profusion at one end of
the couch and are covered with the softest
materials TO be found. The windows let in
abundant light, the curtain shuts off all
draught, the perfect harmony of the color is
a rest to the eye. and the books provide the
cbmpani0nshlp that never ntrudes.
In the entire arrangement there is n OF one
costly element introduced. The simplest
materials have been used. but the effect is
better by far than many more costly cor
ner can claim 10 be. It's cozy in fact as
we'll as in name, and is the means of afford
ing its ewner many An hour of perfect rest.
But above ali il can be reproduced at
trifllng cost. and it So perfectly economies
space as TO be possible in even the smallest
h0ma
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elist, for he wrote "VioP' and "Faublas
magre lui," he still wished to be an art
critic. He criticized art. and in manner
thoroughly original, only, as / have said, he
made his criticisms personal vengeance.
and. according 10 Parisians, was egotIstic-
ally ferociOus.
But Emile Bergerat Is certainly one of the
men of the day. because he is a good work
man In paradoxes, careful observer, a be-
wildering chiseler of phrases and marvel
Gus earicaturist.
BARONESS ALTHEA SALVADOR
Paris, Jan. 15,NS93
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A COZY CORNER.
New York Recorder.

The construction OF coy corner Is by no
means a difficult task. The arrangement
given in the drawing is very simple, yet it
includes all the essentials and is perfect in
its way. Between the doorway and the
window of the room in which il is arranged
there is just enough space for the couch.
and the clever woman who owns the tiny
home has put ii to good use. Running out
from the wall at right angles with the door
and forming a small partition Is a brass
crane, from which hangs curtain of deep
blue and creamy white. Standing against
the wall and filling the entire space is
couch built upon wire cot Midway be-
The morning call., 1893-02-05

green iridescent jets. and just the sugges-
ton of brim, which is covered by roll of
myrtle-green velvet. The velvet loops in
front are of the same shade, and the wav-
ing ostrich-tips border on sage-greeD. A
rhinestone buckle clasps the velvet band
under the chin.
The other bonnet is of olive felt. braided
with gold, and has trimming OF mixed
grasses across the front 1t has q deep
notch at the back 10 make room for the hair.
which is dressed high. The bonnet has
algrettes in the back and ribbons to tie in a
bow under the chin.
The morning call., 1893-02-05
Living Within His Income.

Uncle Ephraim-How much fOh dis pos
sum, Mistah " est?
Grocer-SeYenty-fve cents, Uncle Eph-
rain.
Uncle Ephram-Look h'yah, Mstah
West, s'posin' | buy it an pay paht down,
kin | hab time on de balance?
Groeer-Pm afraid not, Uncle Eph |
sell strictly for cash.
Uncle EDhrian (sl fly emptying his pocket
on the c0unter)-Free cents wuff red herrin',
sab. an be quick about it.-AtlaDta Consti-
tuition
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a girdle of black velvet. Around the bot
tom of the skirt is wide band of silver fox
fur. The balloon-Iike sleeves are of Rus
sian blue velvet. The cape is three-quar-
tiers length and lined with a dull red silk.
Over the faced cloth cape is worn deep
plated collar Of velvet, bOrdered with the
silver fox. To match this costume isa large
hat OF Russian blue felt laden with black
feathers. Dull red gloves. yandyked with
black, are also worn.
The morning call., 1893-02-05
A LITTLE BIT OF A BOY.

There was never a smile In a weary while,
And never CLEAN of Joy.
Till his eyes OF light made the whole world bright
little bit OF boy
He came day when the world was May
And thrilling with life and Joy;
And with ALI the roses he seemed to play
little Bit OF boy
But he played bis part with human heart,
And time can never destroy
The memory sweet of the pattering feet
OF that little bit of boy
We had wondered how he could play all day
with never dream of reSL
But once he crept In the dark and slept
StilI on his mothers bTeassl
There was never smile I'm weary while,
And never CLEAN of joy;
But the world seems dim since we dreamed OF him
little bit Of Il boy FRANK l.. STANTON.
The morning call., 1893-02-05
TWO PRETTY BONNETS.
NewYork World.

NOW OTk " OTlu
While a wonan's artistic tastes in the
matter OF dress are developing, she usually
has one period of fondness for green. And
when her passion for fresh green tints is at
its height she always looks remarkably
well. This is because certain shades of
green are becoming to all types of women.
Then. too, green will harmonic with almost
any delicate color. The new bonnets satisfy
this taste, where It exists. They are
trimmed with wild grasses, ferns, cereals,
Ivy leaves and MOSES, combined with
millner's material of the same beautiful
shade.
Tive pretty green bonnets are shown be-
low One of them has a sparkling crown of
The morning call., 1893-02-05
Improbable Curiosity.

Won Isching Coyne-I offered my wife
penny for her thoughts and it cost me $780,
KIRBY StoDe-H0w did that happen2 Won
Isching COyRe-She was thinking of getting
a new tailor-made suit.-Puck.
The morning call., 1893-02-05

the straight up-Rnd-down order" so that
the result will almost rival the slapeIy,
clOse-fitting ulster, which is never comfort
able, 10 saw the least.
The cloak shown in the accompanying cut
is made of beaver cloth, with yoke ami
broad side panels of velvet. 1t has Wat
teau back, full sleeves of the cloth and
band of sable trims the high collar and mar
row cuff at the hand.
Something pretty which will appeal to
the spirit OF economy known to exist in
every woman is the new virginia berthe.
1t is dainty transferable bit Of apparel
and will fit nicely into the neck OF ANY low
cut dress.
This berthe has the fulness and breadth
at the shoulders and requires two pieces Of
lace about 4 yards in length. 1t may be
made OF any variety of lace or embroidery.
The morning call., 1893-02-05
WOMEN AND HOME.
Some of the Novelties of
the Season.
A COUPLE OF NEAT BONNETS.
Instructions in Fancy Work = How to
Arrange COZy Corner in
Your Home.

The three quarter-length cape still has
full sway over the feminine heart, says the
New York World. Tie woman who be-
fo-e long will smilingly appear in huge
crin0line-lined skirts-tbat Is, the woman
OF fashi0n-has at present goody number
OF capes. The cape Is the most graceful
and convenient of wraps, and is especially
fitted to be worn over the sleeves which
adorn our gowns of to-day.
A stylish costume to be worn to an in
formal o'clock tea is of Russon blue BEN
galine, with cape Of faced cloth to match.
The gown is made princesse fashion, with
The morning call., 1893-02-05
A Serious Strike.

Knowles-For what peculiar reasons are
some divorces granted? An actor has been
granted one because his wife caused the
clock 10 strike
Bewles-That's a trivial enough reason.
Knowies-Well, not exactly so. You see,
the clock struck his head.-The jewelers.
Circular.
The morning call., 1893-02-05
A FASHIONABLE COAT.

One OF the ambitions of the fashionable
woman this year has been TO discover coat
or ulster long enough to cover dress CO.'S
tune. loose enough to avoid touching the
hem of the garment and roony enough to
accommodate sleeves OF every conceivable
magnitude. Al the same time this coat Is
expected to look like dress affair and to be
suitable for street service.
For these r0omy coverings velvet and
cloth are now the fay0rite combinatioas.
They may be used in fashioning coat oil
The morning call., 1893-02-05
A nADE-OVER GOWN.

There Is a made-over gown shown in the
Illustration which is a great success. The
dress was originally of lightgreen silk. that
shade which was popular in your great
grandmother's wardrobe. The skirt was
very full and without a train. The sleeves
were low on the shoulders, made tight
fitting and reached to the wrist. The first
The morning call., 1893-02-05
The Color Alone Is Fast.

Clerk-I advise you to try these socks, sir.
We call 'em the messeDger-bOy.
Customer-Why?
Clerk-Beeause they don't run.-ClOthier
and Furnishar.
The morning call., 1893-02-05
MOUNTING A PAIR OF BELLOWS.
Philadelphia Press.


Without doubt there are q great many
people who have made a bellows mount in
repousse brass or silver. and having finished
An elaborate or simple piece Of work find IL
impossible to mount it properly. Usually
person will cut out and chase the mount be-
fore buying the bellows, and, after spend
ing a great deal OF time. care, and attention
on his work, he will find it impossible to
buy bellows to fit II. says the Art Amateur.
AS 1t is difficult to get TWO pairs Of bellows
The morning call., 1893-02-05
They Were Glad,

II cannot sing the old songs"
She sang in accents sad,
And every one who stood around,
And heard, was Mighty glad.
New York Press.
The morning call., 1893-02-05
Real Beauty.
&" Another Story"

The men exclalm that she is fair to see,
Bright as a summer day.
Her bonnet she removes each time that she
Is present at the pay. New York Press.
The morning call., 1893-02-05
A IOnecor,e Man

u hate a man who knows more than
DO" said ChaDpie.
Wv hat a forlorn, frieudless life You must
lead" said the sympathetic Miss Maude.-
Harper's BaZaar.
The morning call., 1893-02-05

Wife-Doetor my hus band is subject 10
fits. What shall do?
Pbysician-Tell him, madam, TO order
his clothes in LOndOn.-Clothier and Fur
nisher
The morning call., 1893-02-05
What Keeps Them Humble.

Something happens every day to keep a
man from becoming proud. He either runs
across pictures of himself as a naked baby
or is shown sentimental verses he signed
his name to in a gins Naturalization
Globe.
The morning call., 1893-02-05
One on the Doctor.

Doctor said Stringer to mis- medical
friend. ''every day about u 80 I'm troubled
with loss If appetite
Let me feel your pulse" said the doctor.
well, it's no wonder You lose il. You're
in bad shape. and It's due entirely to the
lack Of exercise"
''No, doctor, you're wrong ] manage to
eat a hearty meal daily at II o'clock. Chi
cago Tribune
The morning call., 1893-02-05
INVITATIONS TO SMILE.

Wife TO her husband)-I say, my dear.
how badly the tailor has put this button on
your waistcoat. This is the fifth time /
have had to sew it on again.-Bauern Kd-
ender.
The morning call., 1893-02-05
Cause and Effect,

II notice tnatyOu are fond of your tinple.
Is the champagne you drink extra dry?"
ut must be. for every morning l find |
am extra dry" New York Press.
The morning call., 1893-02-05
That Terrible Infant.

Edith-Papa, Militia Longcourt it'll
badly, baby man.
Papa-Why do you think SOP
Edith-Cauthe thithta tbaid 10 him, 80,
you bad man NY hair it'll fatht on your
vetht button. "-Clothiers' and Huber
dashers' Weekly.
The morning call., 1893-02-05

nealed and then fiattened ont with a mallet
and returned to the bed face upward. where
ii is rounded up aud given the final flush.
The morning call., 1893-02-05
Sweeter than Lilies.
lille. In summer that lie,

Sweeter than lilies In summer that lie,
With golden hearts turned TO the kiss OF the sky.
With petals so pure that they might b. a part
or lie gardens celestial OF Heavens own art;
Swetter than winds from the bosom OF spring,
Composed OF the odors OF each growing thing.
And bearing suggestions OF summer to come
Its pleasures condensed into one fragrant sum /;
Sweeter ihan spice-laden breezes OF Ind.
Enchanting the senses. transporting tie mind.
Is The breath OF my love, for she uses each night
Sweet S0Z0D0NT making her breath delight.
The morning call., 1893-02-05

~ got my start in life through picking up
pin on the street. l had been refused
employment by a banker and on my way
out | saw pin and"
ION. thunder! What a chestnut! I've
heard of that boy so often. The banker
was impressed by your carefuIness, and
called you back and made you head of the
firm"
NO. l saw the pin and picked it up and
sold it for $500 1t was diamond PIN
HarpeT's BaZar
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step in the Transformation was to replace
the sleeve with light pnff of uncut velvet
of pinkish opal tint. The neck Of the
gown was then cut V-shape and the waist
ornamented by revers of the silk. outlined
with narrow band of the velvet, and
finished beyond that with frll of Point de
Venice lace. This. in addition to the puffs,
gave the desired broad shouldered effect,
The front of the waist was then trimmed
with graduated bows of the uncut velvet to
cover up the place where the waist had
formerly buttoned. Across the bottom of
the skirt, number OF inches apart, are In
serted lines of pinkish velvet. The effect is
charming, and the gown an ideal dancing
costume.
The morning call., 1893-02-05
One Advantage.

IL have one advantage over you." said tie
Gifted Liar. ''Do you know what it iS?"
Il can't imagine" replied the Truthful
Citizen.
Exactly. That's it."-Cbicago Tribune
The morning call., 1893-02-05
Breezes in the Spice Islands

are not Ia den with more fragrance tnan a breath
rendered pure and aromatic with SOZODUNT, .
which restores Wilderness to yellow teeth and
sonndness 10 defective ones. Neither man nor
woman can hope 10 carry any point by The force
OF persuasion with 4 monibful OF unclean. dis
colored teeth and an unpleasant breath. SOZO
DON'T remedies both these repulsive physical
traits. ana is precautionary healtbful as well as
effective.
The morning call., 1893-02-05

Granite for columns. baiusters, round
posts and urns is now worked chiefly in
lathes, which, for the heaviest work, are
made large enough TO handle block % feet
long aud feet in diameter.
The morning call., 1893-02-05

Some stars are so distant that travelling
100000 miles a second the light requires
IL, 900 years 10 reach the earth.
The morning call., 1893-02-05

OF the same size, even when purchasing by
the dozen, 1t Is always advisable to procure
bellows before attempting to make the
mount.
First carefully remove the Dailg that Sc
cure the leather from the edge of the work
ing lit, also those that form the hinge.
None but these need be removed. Now cut
out square OF twenty-five gauge metal half
an inch larger than the lift or front OF The
below Shat Is 10 say. half an inch larger
from the hinge 10 the handle. aud hall an
inch wider each side of the fullest width.
S'rlbe of the exact size Of the wood on to
the metal Then transfer the design. The
metal Is worked in the square on a compost
ton bed. The corners of the square should
be turned to a slight angle before putting in
the composition. This will secure the metal
while being worked. and keen it from buck
ing or leaving the bed The design given Is
worked from both sides Of the metal The
first tracing should only be sufficient to
show the design on the other side. After
this tracing the metal Is removed from the
bed, the corners are reversed, and the metal
is put into the composition again face down.
ward. The greater part If the design can
be raised and modelled with the ball end of
the hammer. The work should next be an
The morning call., 1893-02-05
SUITS FOR CHILDREN.

Here ara two stylish suits for young chill
dren. The little lady is bewilchng in
plated frock Of pink crepe, hanging
straight from the neck. A ribbon belt is
The morning call., 1893-02-05
SfrAnr IndicafinrS

Admitting NeighbOr-Do you think the
pretty pet is going to be like his father?
Fond Mother shouldn't be at all sur
prised. lie keeps me up every night as It
is, and is fractions in the morning.-Judy.
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leaves it clean,
and no one
you color it.
harmless, odor-
ing. Baths do
Send sample
designate nat
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soft and glossy
dreams that
Alb solu t ely
less, and last
not affect it
of hair and
ural color.
The morning call., 1893-02-05
An EYcent;or

1.-THE newspaper paragraphs speak OF
wives finding letters in their husbands
pockets. | never found letter in my hus-
band's pocket"
You never gave him one to mail. then"
Puck
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A Typical Philanthropist.

Blande Sitting in his comfortable apart
ment)-H0w l pity the pGOr such a night as
this.
Bluff-Then. why don't you put on your
coat and go out and see if you cannot rem
der assistance to some If them?
Blande-Ahl then shouldn't be so COM
Portable as | am now, and might forget the
1t Wasn't a Sign of Age.
Jolly Bachelor-I found my first gray hair
to-day.
Miss Antique-IndeedI Is sign Of
age?
j. B.. Il don't know. / found it where
your head rested on my coat last night
Puck.
The morning call., 1893-02-05

Instantly restores Gray Hair, Bleached
Hair, or Gray Boards to natural color
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1893-10-26
GRAINS OF GOLD.

Keep cool and you command every
body.
Carve your name on hearts, and not
on marble.
People who work for the devil never
get any vacation.
People are scarce who do not talk too
much about themselves.
No man is ever alone. When God is
not with him the devil is
The real character of a man is found
out only by his amusements.
Hold on to virtue-it is above all
price to you, in all times and places.
Our prayers only go as far as our
hands and feet are willing to follow.
1t is nearly an axiom that people will
not be better than the books they read.
Hold on to your good character, for
it is, and ever will be, your best wealth.
There are some people whose morals
are only in the piece; they never make
coat.
About the poorest occupation Chris
tian can find is to sit down and admire
himself.
1t is better to remain silent than to
speak the truth ill-naturedly, and spoil
an excellent dish by covering it with
bad sauce.
If all people were as good as they try
to appear, when they know they are
watched, what nice, clean, sweet world
this would be.
Duty comes to us as something hard
and we shrink from it. No one is large
man if he does not feel that his duty is
larger than himself.