The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-07-25

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people with stale jokes.
Sam fills a place in the world
never filed by any other. He does
some good.
We Methodists are easily pleased
when it comes to MethOdists, but II
Sam was anything else, we would
elevate our noses at an angle of A
degrees and give him the go by.
FL Dorado Springs is a good town.
1t is full of godly people who pay
their debts, love their wives
and drop nickle in the
platter every Sunday as regular as
Sunday comes.
Ell Dorado has park.
In that park, the springs giving out
its lite prolOnging waters. are located
and around are beautiful grass lawns
with u wealth of shade.
In secluded hooks or on side hills
are hammocks which do their full
duty for rest, pleasure and other con-
diments not necessary to mention.
The hammock has much to answer
for.
1t has developed from a lot of
strings into potent factor in mid
summer social Joys.
A visit to Ell Dorado Springs bereft
of hammock would be a dreary
waste to the average boy and girl who
visits that resort July 90, the annual
recurrence OF a festal day.
Enabled to have hammock makes
i; romantic period.
Given a good article of moonlight
and hammock big enough for two.
and there is no combination which
will more rapidly and thoroughly ad-
vance the cause of Cupid and bring
about the lighting of Hymen's torch
Between the moon and the ham,
mock there is a certain analogy.
A young moon is very much like a
hammock, and when Luna appears in
the west, her crescent apparently
swung between two invisible trees and
fastened with a pair of bright stars.
the analogy is complete.
One can readily fancy an angel
swaying in the celestial hammock,
which is said also to contain a man.
And the idea is so apt to fix itself
in the mind of an ardent mortal who
gazes westward that his first impulse
is to get hammock and an earthly
angel of his town, and then TO sway
joyou>ly to the rhythm of two hearts
that beat as one.
As an aid of Irritation it is twin
sister to fan.
If a couple ever trnst themselves to
the support Of the same hammock at
the same time, whether at FL Dorado
Springs or elsewhere, Cupid has his
own way thereafter.
The pair must of necessity be
brought into such sweet proximity
that every particle of formality and
reserve is melted away, into very thin
c0nvenriona.ity.
There were 10000 people at Ell Do
RADIO Springs last Thursday.
They came from everywhere in
t cir holiday attire They comelfrom
the farm and from town.
Whole families were present who
picnicked in the grove.
Everybody had a royal time.
III Dorado Springs is fast coming
forward III Importance is a young city.
Within the past year extensive
bottiing works have been es-
tablished here, where the springs
water is bottled and car
BOMBED. Ginger ale is manu-
featured as well As other healthful
and palatable drinks from the springs
water. This enterprise was put on
its feet and the business is transacted
by the Ell Dorado Mineral Water
company and is doing an extensive
business in this and adjoining states.
Between Parson Sam Jones and the
good deacons and deaconesses of Ell
Dorado Springs it makes great place
and may fortune smile on them and
theirs.
Thine for the people now on Earth.
SIMEON DINwIDDIE
Deacon.