The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1893-11-24

= RfYLES PAKI.Y PLAIFC
r NV. "a, 1898.
iApghb h rsatan's Satellites will baptise thee With
2 bonars Jolly Jokesl Ah, that's it'll Such tintinab
ulatiod hd tickle the grstly ghosts Of Gloomlandl
Laugh, SAamee evicted millioni Laugh loud, ye hun
gryheed beggars Laugh, oil up yonr gruesome jaws,
Iye deaEeqate merchants Laugh, ye palhd females,
maklnhts at tbre cents each-have ye no friends on
the hell to buy your virtue and pitch you il & @
letNAall laugh at the prosperity Of the cbuhtry
Hall Grover HERCULES, how puissant IL thine arm to
forge sunh mighty weapons as Fusion and Endorse
msht selout frauds toget them clothed in angel
Iraimeuti And weak men to stand BY the Donnellian
devils and how beautiful it is to tbs money cranks
kick the Heary faithful and make presidents OF the Ig
Sing praises forever that men can be arrested jailed
and fined $50 for quitting their empoyer It knocks old
black slavery higher than q kite
That ths Csar's red and blooming nose has been
stuck into the affairs Of little Hawaii where it is safe to
blustee.
Hail. Gar Of Rock and Ryel Bussard drunk and
razzledassled Lean thou upon the portico pillars OF
Fate and hammer tine dreadful dnnergong of destiny
summonfng the children Of to the crimson brew of
revolution and of warl Strike, thou CHASTITY atness
Hell hath thy measure and Satan awaits the ordination
ceremonies
At this ppnt in the delivery Of our sermon the Rev.
Sullivan Cook, who edits the "Peoples Alliance" of
Hartford Michigan came into meetin'. Knowing him
to Be pOMuul in prAar concluded our remarks with
e ffe cracker and he immediately began follows:
oA almighty and all powerful Cleveland, who art in
WaehinRton when not fishing; thou art the Father of
Ruth, and Ruths sister, and Of Maria Hapins boy o.
car, and the Godfather Of the democratic party We
sucs d the century % WI thou sa9est Co. We eo
when you say, Come, We come We have no desire but
to serve thee If thou sayest black white will kick
the everlastn stufn out of the who disputes it.
We democrats after the improved modern type
Our business to vote the ticket and vote er straight
What it to us whether have free silver not? We
are but dogs that eat the crumbs that fall from our
masters table. When the crumbs fall wag our tails
when they fall fast wag faster; when they don't f
we stand aud wait till they do. This is democracy
mighty lsuicida, cleveland Oh, most adored master
we adore thee for what thou hast not done for We
love thee because thou art cleveland. We most humby
surrender ourselves to thee. Do by thou wilt
Though wheat only 4Oc bushel love thee though
cotton is low we love thee; though thousands, Millions
are out OF employment we love thee; tho our children
are clothed in rags love thee; though sinking
DEEPER in debt and poverty is knocking the door, and
hunger staring in the face, love thee still What
we about the many promises the party made7 We
know it promised free silver and know won't give
to u.s. but stick to the party We have indepen
dence. We FOOLS, liars and mudsills. We have no
dog serve his master more fathully7 Did ever dog
get less for it? Oh mighty master, ready
serve thee.
[Here Bro. Pigwaller interrupted with a "Haleujer-
um, drunk 'er er shobery, ick shusht she shameP]
All the pay ask is to be patted on the back by
some local politician and called good democrat. We
amt got any sense. We don't need any-onlv enough
the ticket 1t don't take any to be good
democrat. joyful thought We don't have to think.
All that is expected OF us il to do just what told
to do. We thank thee oh Cleveland. that demo-
Gratis.
[Just this point pous old Mr. Content with one shirt
could stand it no longer. He swung arm and wiped
his nose the other, and yelled "Its gosh all
fred e them lection returns, an kin lick the
what says it is.
the bssid truth it is fer carrd four states did
Owroray, Payory, Sheecaey and IIynoy."]
We apologize to Bro. Cook for these Interruptions
and he proceeds.
We thank thee for the hungry and idle women in the
land We thank thee for low prces for the banks that
have busted and the thousands Of business fai
thou hast come into power for the hard times We
thee for what thou hast done for the banker and
thou hast not done for the people, We thank thee
Tor all OF these things because it is duty good
democrat to do Call fools. spit in faces wipe
your feet on u.s. we love thee all the more for it.
TAT this point the Amens deafening, and loud
voice in the gallery shouted "And slap our ace you
did your wife when she left you for weeksl' =
That brought Ignoracious Donkeey to his feet, who
said: "Pm outrageous democrat, but endol SO
'em. I'm paralaIopipedon to everything that ambu
ates the ponderous gyoscurosthat is don't fuse but
don't re fuse If you nfuse into me-any way to stand
lup like humanorum bellycorum for Office and get my
boys into the courthouse Now want eabulate that
It that smian in the gallery meant that Grover did slap
wie it's all right and rectiferous but he meant it
joke, give him understand that joking il
permitted during prayers Am right fellow wheels7
Right" shouted the throng. I'VE endorse you
endorse everything" s
There more TO the PRAYER hut it was lost In the