The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-04-08

q ~ - SAh lfilS WAY.
One Of these deft blackamoors is max.
ting a berth for "A single lady whose face
reminds me of a dream | had when a child
and had washed down a quart of green
gooseberrles with a pint of warm milk.
she has two cords at the back of her
nech which run up into her raven black
mar as far as the eye can reach. Some
or her hair will not remain up. but
comes out IN a shy way about her ears.
IKE a bunch of timothy on a vacant lot.
Inc porter is a perfect Hebe in figure.
and as he gets warmed up to his work
you can tell where he is. Yet he is
graceful in his work, and when he is
lone the berth into which | go looks al
most like a Gala lily with a humming
bird in it.
am the hulnming bird.
When Mr.. Pullman put forth his crea,
success IN travelling and sleeping, he pro-
Vlded a place for a humble. simple race of
people who are fitted exactly TO this
Work. HI new feature he introduced
has become familiar now-viz., the Arr.
can by descent and the porter bv berth
Oh, what a great. CHASTITY, white, still
ard solemn spinal column the earth laws
bare up at Leadville. Colo. Over 10 600
1eet, TWO miles and a quarter, above the
sea level lie the mighty vertebrn Of a
continent. Here dwell the avalanche
and the man who refuses all money but
silver. Even the conductors on the rail.
road hesitate about taking anything bu.
silver here.
had no idea that the silver onest;o,
mao lrO1Sad S11aI IN &1.~. 7
ern states, A mine owner told me yes.
terday that a very little spark wo,.i let
on an explosion in Colorado and the min
ing states that would echo around The
world. He could command %. 900 ,roops
In . few hours. he said. The present
Pr1ce OF silver meant a loss of a dollar a
Gay to the miner and closed many good
mines.
wall street is blamed for all this. and
great capitalists are looked at askance.
Twice this happened to me in Denver.
~ Is a great problem for the new and
VICTORIOUS administration to solve.
nave often laid awake at night think
ing OF MIR. Cleveland up at Lakewood in
ms room trying to write his inaugural
address and some one tapping at the
door to ask for an Office Just as be has
almost invented a new phrase like innocr-
ous desuetude for the new era, and then
many other things, like the g teas
Islands and the silver question, and
start up wildly and say to myself: Who
would envy him? Who would make the
long fight in November to take up in
March such an unwelcome job"
4perefore We must stimulate our sons
o industry by some other means than
he hope OF being president. l would
honestly rather speak in public On the
.tage at q mere pittance, yet knowing
hat was doing good and earning $3.50
,er week for it, than to be president Of a
he United States with cockroaches in .
he east room and red ants in the cabinet. f
Speaking OF these household pets, let n
10 say that l heard of . better {,
Of feminine character than G
he other day up ut Laramie. d
A young man whose sister is visiting Il
came home the other night and was %
cared out Of his wits by finding her at il
midnight in her nightrobe prowiinz
round the outside Of the kitchen with a q
ocked revolver waiting for q burglar to n
ONE out at the back door. Sure enough, ~
> soon came out and wa captured by "a
b two and the revolver. He was sent ~
vsr to the jail, and then the brother r
aked why this slender young lady in her r,
had gone around outside ~
b Kitchen. Why didn't you 20 il by .,
Ae inside door, her brother asked her. =,
WHY" she said. you don't know sol Ct