Smyrna times., 1893-05-31
GlRLSWHOUSE SLANG
"A CONVERSATION BETWEEN r,Do
COLLEGE GRADUATES.
Slang IN the 5Ioutbsof ,,...,

D" 'ii' -Houths of Men Is Bad Fno-,
'"' " men Well Bred Young Women 49,
addicted to the Habit II Reoo-.-.. -''
iu'eIy intolcrablc.
Dear girls. avoid slang. There
--'''1Iy reasons why you sbouId No. 80 %
anu only one excuse in IFS 81 .1'He l''e
/ nave ever heard from amy, 49, Ii 'laU
th"Iit}! Herait is. '' ieiiaole au-
,o,.,. D.i',F Wendell Holmes. in one If b;s
ti! t%st "Fea6fd>t table talks. saws. 16or,s l1,s
o,.,-;-. '-'--' '''''''rFalue the proper usa ond
5I+''-,,'.'''I XXI. OF Il cant word or pbraso T.
..., Gus plquan"y to conversation ~ -
''ilToon does TO a sauce " TI,ot4,..
- gre l'ea most young neorIa ha-a LIS
"il'!l they first begin 10 nso + -, ave law,
.'t'-', '!.'I unfortunately it is like mod
,,a... r-'.:e 'IlakhS in its tendency. 60 {1sIu
G" ''','i7 Ill Its Growth as habit and ~.
l,-t 80 "t'iicted 10 if" no ell.
1ul '',' slliHla.. that it seems ir,,asei(1S -io%
~ y i'','h' 'hcm~elves intellirbla r,i,I,a,-4 ,-D.
It, nave heard young ladies ~ I'-aIIO +n1I.
- VINO seemed to have an o,,+;,.e
.d"V."iF composed Of SLAM. - 49,. W
,.a1I o,,-'1 "5 as utterly unintel9gib1e 70 .
q,;,,. ,'' ''i'I Ln-.lsA or Scotch girl as
ii.Aes' or Gt-el.. siII as
rI,. '''''' 'i-a veteran PHILOSOPHER ao,ain.
ll''9 expressions come to he a1l,a{i s'l!i'
i-i'''7 OF minds which have or(1.,' ~ ta l''o
''''. 'f l'..'.enr to Discriminate IT. = w
~ '"' u"-, checks Of in+a1Ioat,Io,
d .'iIrF Iou mavGll tl,o,,, 1.,sI
.rs,,.' u '..l E"u ike. Itmakesnodif
.1.-..,. 'g--..,.' l'r there are no funds in +ba
,,y'''IE ,I,l''- upon which they are draw, ;, 0
-i''' 'l course is very severe L,,4r
',e..-, .-',-- 'eHrd quite clever and VII
.1'0",e' !, young ladies using those odia.--
'l@IlA checks to such an ev4e,,+ 80 +I1ue
: one hor knowing them intiToo+a1-l
'SnI readily have supposed tbajI. b''.y go
Iectual bank" empty, 'i III
wonder what DR., EoIrnos ,-o..,,,
'"9l-t II an actual conversation - bo
zen olI, Two Young ladies' in good socie+T,
~ oIiol'' VINO sat behind me in the o,roGd
lu d. a baseball match last sI,r0,oa~ 90,
III ~ give II almost verbatim.
''ay' Jen abbreviated form of Io,,,;.
- loo short to use the whole of
7o1 name, who is the sav, Ioo1.; - q
SL M - ! lHe yellow striped get upY'"
H. l,... come off the roofH To pretend
-. Con Know Cob. &C. o. B. are the
u Eehueman's initials wittiIv COZ
eo INTO 'Cob.) After the wav oM ,,o,,
II Ior nm Mt the ball last val,
,Tt can stuff me with that Kind 90
Miss Innocent" A''iU VI
'h' Is that Cob: He must ba .o4L,
to rig himself in such a ss,vooo.aI3 on nls
NJ, Jen, look at CObnow! Heisbor.
ratified Mabe Short for Mahsn
8 glance at him, and he lost b;9
as well as his base" '' LIS
she mashed on COBB"
q Ila' 'Pul down your vestp no
INK Mabeis off her baseY Sba1;i-oo
20 troU her round and 'stnmnrn4S
o..a'i - -oI ice cream, etc, but she likes
oueS '5l Is oefter all the same-ee.' Yon
'eV your sweet life she won't marry
oh :, at him now. You bet he's Inns.
= I, there' Eli!' "Ruddigorew "Tbs+
OoSS run" and so on ad fnitpro
,seuln. All this in a perfectly andj'
ice' and they were seemino;1,, -.
'lI"V mere was anything vulearor
'ne Usual IN their conversation
by there was not, and yet those t1vo
i''i'' i1'IieS We're college graduates and
assessed OF more than average abii-
u 'ilink TINS description exagger-
s'eh critically to the next nm
Ieu conversation between tuzo
Iadles whom you know IN he
i l using slang freely. fancy
u say, But 1 never could ta1L
IT, Take care! Just as CONT
IS as You have begun by using
. "ords-''they are so cute and
'e' You knOw"-and ended br,
a vulgar and enslaving babit
'oA great strength of mind ana
severance to break. The woret
slang devotee is when sba
IlerIy unconscious of or ind;F
the habit. There is very Iit+Io
for her. The onI,,
Is never to form the habit 81
oqng girls, on you the Clan
the future in great measure
Aod are the coming motberS
ers and will have an all now
-ence IN molding the lanpnaga
u generation to come and nun,-
hefaIons after that. See toit
,,'s..4 d .I4lnguage Of intelligence.
nIIT1fy~ No.,
Daughters. "