Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1893-12-01
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

Kisses are the coupons of love.
Don't be valet to your hero; it
may disgust him.
The most lovable of dumb animals
is good listener. Puck.
After all, the love knot is the top
knot on the head of human happiness.
Puck.
A cynic observes that the most popu-
lar mir with the girls these days is n
millionaire.
A girl will never forgive n fellow
whom she has Tilted for making u sue
cess of life. Puck.
When man gets a hearing in court,
he is likely to hear something that he
doesn't like, Puck.
1t is the man who wears Congress
CATERS who wonders how the shoe
string sellers make II living.
She told the young man ottentimes
She really couldn't love htmi
Six feet, she but Ave feet, he.
Ofcourse she felt above him.
Detroit Tribune
Solemn Stranger-"All flesh is
grass" Deaf Man ''Heyg' Solemn
Stranger grass. New York
Press.
The bulldog has pretty tight grip
in this world, though he often escapes
trouble by the mere skin of his teeth.
Truth.
Gunson- Another increase in your
family. eh? Son or daughter?"
Rilbee (gloominglyl-- T." "Son'in-law' -
Kate Fields Washington.
'rve come out of this tight squeeze
in pretty good shape, said the new
half-dollar, fresh from the stamping
machine. Chicago Tribune.
..Nlan wants but little hore below"
But It's this fact that dauuts-
He's sure to get u little less
Than the little that he wants
Washington star
Some of the fashionable schools are
making worldwide regulations by
teaching the young lady students to
SMELL their names wrong, Galveston
News.
In the American Colony; She us
Miss Bond engaged to Prince Sans
SOUP" He---"Not exactly, He has an
option for ninety days, | believe, -
Harlem Life,
When woman has quail for dinner
she wants to invite in n neighhor, 50
the neighhor may know it, hut u man
doesn't want anybody there hut him
self. -Atchison Globe.
Customer lin hookstorel -l would
like to get some good book ON faith,
Clerk sorry, air, but our rUle II To-
sell nothing to strangers except Tor
cash. Buffalo Courier
Miss Noweombe- ''Secms 10 hc rather
a good year this Tor fruit, VtlesS Are
all your trees as full of apples ~ that
onele Giles -"Oh. nav, mise, only
the apple trees, Judy,
lie had u sorrel tro,ths-horse
Which was 50 pesky slow
lie named him chinese, auer WhtlH
Detroit FREQ rtess
Van Noodle "pNer know, Miss
Tunehit, that old dutIer ChapNlth
called me mutt the other alshtF'
Miss ruughit "lndoed ? Why, think
you more closely resemble a boa '-
brooklyn l4ile
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