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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-03-24
THE PENNSYLVANIA SOLDIERS.
Commission Has Investigated tie CAsrrss
Msde Against Them.


Adit Gen. Greenland. Gen. John N. whey
and Capt J. NJ. siegfried Of the PENNSYLVANIA
National Guard returned TO their hons. last
night During their stay in this city for the
past few days they have been Investigating the
charges made against the rsnnsylvania militia
that they committed all kinds Of outrage. on
innocent and inofensive citizens during in
augarstion week.
The commission. IL such u can be called, sss
an Kious 70 sift the charges TO the bottom aud
place the blame on the responsible pArties
This. they say, they have been unable 20 do. o.
those upon whom the assaults were made would
not, when directly asked. declare that Il was
Pennsylvanis mihtismsa who committed the
deeds They knew them 10 be soldiers in blue,
but could not state positively that thew we're
from the keystone state. The commission de-
parted with the belief that 80 far NJ the Penn
sylvsnians were concerned the charges had not
been substantiAted-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-03-24

The Howard mills, leased by the Klearlah
Fast Black Dyeing Company, located between
Apponaug and Centeryille. r. l., have burned.
$40. 900; cause, spontaneous combustion.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-03-24

" IN NEED Of Remedy for a Sore Throat or a
Bad Cough or Cold. use promptly DR.. James Es-
peciorant useful medicine 60 Keep in the house,
Throat troubles
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" AERuED.

PlNGREE-R1TZMILLEk. On "Wednesday uigft
March -. lsa3 By the Rev Mr. THOMPSON Mr.
FRANK p PlNGlsEE OF Colby. Kan. 90 Mis- MAO
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-03-24

Dr. J. r. wnpKH VIII address the Literary
Society Of the Y. II C. A., at its rooms, l6o1
| llth street northwest tomorrow evening.
tn. case Of Wilson Fuller, the Young man
charged With failing to turn In his equipments
to the National Guard after sevsring his con-
nsction with light battery A, has been nolla
prossd
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-03-24
How Company ID. First Battalion. Shot.

The monthly rife practice Of company d,
first battalion, D. c. n. G., last evening II
their armory-ths range being 500 yards
resulted - follows Corp. Hsydlsr. IS; Private
0rabill, n; Capt Miller, 20; Corp. House. 20;
Private wisusr, %; Private Kesne, %, Sergt
Les, 81; Sergx MeAvoy, IS; Private Waters, IS;
Privats Yatss, IS; sergt Zsa, "a; Private
8 T. Brown, "a: Private McIntosh, 81: Private
Thorowgood, IS; Private H Lee, 50; Private
fales. 50; Lieut. Beall. 81; Private WI Brown,
81; Lieut. Duffy, so; Private B. Chamberlin, Is;
Pdysts g: Cb.mhsrlin, "a; Private Miller, a;
Private Crovasy. a; Private willske, ~; Phi
yste Beetney, II; Private Tucker, 10; Private
Hilton, u; Private Finley, n
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-03-24
Wants to Be Second CoutroII.

WantS % Be SecOnd CohtfOfier.
The only additional applicant for appoint
ment today under the Treasury Department
was Richard r. Mcmahon, to be second con-
troler. The papers were not fled by Mr.. Nc
Mahon, but by some OF his friends who are
anxious to have him obtain the place. Mr..
McMahon was formerly second deputy con-
troller and in that Office often was called on to
fulfill the duties Of the controller.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-03-24

In MILLINERY DEPARTMENT.
The air seems laden with the perfume from the
new spring flowers Nature has been % clossly imi-
tated that the artificial and the natural side by
side one could hardly distinguish the difference.
TOMORROW. SATURDAY. A SPECIAL LOT OF
TRIMMED HATS
FOR
wOMEN AND CHILDREN
In all the latest ideas. designed especially for our
Easter trade.
Artistic work at popular prices.
IN UNTRIMMRD HATS
We showing all the styles of the season in crest
variety from 35c. to s. 90
Children's Hats. in plain and fancy strsws
Large Flats. fancy straw, assorted colors, CSC.
Large Flats. satin straw. new style braiding 4Sc.
fne lace braids. Csc.
Very fine and soft Lace Braids. Sl.2h
Large Chip Flats. S1.s5 and 81
Large Chip Flats. with colored border. 81. %
Millinery Novelties Of all kinds.
cd floor. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS annex
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CAP les,
REEF RS.

0 returned Tr@m Msw
York 0asG mfghGy hav7
Jung boon photographed
for by a cloak @amu7
GaGGmpGp DO DISTRESS
Tho result IS &haG 0
bought $50 Spring
Wraps att 80 l0w a Tig7
Wps tIhat D DISLIKE TO
advertise what G0ne
goods are w0ro&Iby and
what We Wi00 se00
GOnsum for seems fm7
Credible
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We have also purchased . large lot Of PARLOR
EAsELS at % per cent less than the usual price.
They Of antique OAK and hsve fancy round cor
ners and picture rests. To be sod at
18th floor ......... 10th st. building.
LADIES, NrcKwEAR FoR EASTER
Ruchings.
Collars. Cuffs.
Chemisettes.
Silk Fronts.
Refer scarfs.
Liberty Squares,
Windsor Ties.
Lace Jsbots.
Chiffon Jsbots.
Lace Capes,
&C.. &C.. &C..
&C.. &C.. &c.
All the popular. staple styles and the latest ex-
elusive novelties. Everything points toward very
successful season for colored neckwear Particular
attention Is called to line of Coored Chemisettes
which come with cuffs to match and either the
Byron" or Broken Point" collar.
so and 75c. SET
nice assortment OF SIX Fronts and Lace ana
Chiffon Jabots
-75c to q. So
Qst floor LIST and I'd annexes.
SPECIAL EASTER SALE
TOMORROW SATURDAY.
100 DOZEN MUSLIN GOWNS. high or surplice
neck. tucked and trimmed with Hamburg and lace.
Heretofore. &c.. 81 and 81 2a For this sale.
Ga door 10th st. buildinG)
EXCELLENT VALUES These
so dozen pairs Long wasted Corssts. two side
steels corded bust. double front steel.
-5Oc.--
'R. 4 G." Corsets. extra long waist. double side
stees. embroidered top.
-75c.-
Jackson Waists white. black and gray.
81. SL25 and 81. To-
Ferris waists-s1 and 81 so.
ed floor. annex to 10th st. bldg,
LITTLE FOLKS WEARAs1Es
Childrens Bingham Dresses. SIX colorinss. ''Gret-
chen" style, zouave jacket neatly finished with Ham
burg edging.
Hand-crocheted sacques. plain white or with pink
or blue edge.
Null Caps. three styles. some with fine tucks.
others deliberately embroidered.
-5Oc.-
Chambray Wash Sun Bonnets. pink or blue. deep
care.
tSecond noor 10th st. BLDG
GIRLS, WEARING APPAREL
White India Linon Guimpes. tucked yoke. full
sleeves collar and cuffs trimmed With edge Of en-
embroidery.
Sizes 4.nde 8 1oandls.
csc. ssc. 800.
Domestic Gingham Dresses. neat patterns to be
worn with or without guimpes. Sizes to IL years.
al Is and ~. co.
Navy Blue An-wool Refers. rolling collar. FLASHED
back. brass buttons. Sizes to IL ysarA
-SL25.-
Atwood Brosdcloth Jackets navy blue and tan,
rolling collar faced with velvet full sssvsa perfect
hitting. Sizes II. II aud 10 years.
So. o.
very Fine and Stylish Broadcloth jackets, navy
blue and tan. double rue CAPE largo pearl buttons
Sizes II. IA and 1e years.
$40. s12 and slh-
'od 11th q building.
BOYS CLorHrsa.
This stock was never in better condition for yen
! choose. Nothing but new thinss ~ here We con-
| slider
! 20 SUITS
The best to be had 1t the price, Bsttsr ss "a 90.
$3.50. ~. So ESQ and 200 styis. 1t, workman
ship and nnish the that each particular psaes
procure
ODD PANrs
Very likely your boy has coat that b almost q
| good as new. the pants to match havins bssu
worn out long ago. pair Of these odA Pants Win
complies the suit
Prices. TSc. u. 90. q. 20 nd o. o.
SHIRT WAlSTA
Psrcais and Cheviot excellent sur schoal wear.
| sisss Z to II ysen
'o - ea0dtne.
WOODWARD & Lorzsor.
10TH. nth AND = STA NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-03-24

Ro1xlf q OvsLxx, BY Z. n. Hewlett, has
fled . hiii for divorce from Martha 0wsley,
charging desertiou and inAdelity.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-03-24
MouRs1sa
PARAso1s.

20-inch ALL-SILK sURAH. with ebony han
dles-S2.
22-inch UNION SILK. with ebony handles
e.
22-inch UNION SILK, with Gros Grain rib
bon tow-S22a
% inch eros GRAIN SILK. with ebony
handles-S2 6S.
22-inch WINDSOR SILK. with ebony han
dles-S3.
22-inch GROS GRAIN SILK, with ribbon
bow-S3 25.
lininR-s4. &5 and 81. SO.
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CARRIAGE
SHADES.


Comfort calls for them.
1o-fnch WINDSOR SILK. with ebony ham
des-sl. So
l0inch eros GRAIN SILK. with ebony
handles-&1.S7
loinch GROs GRAIN SILK. with marceline
hning-S2. so!
1O-inch sURAH SILK. with marceline
lining-S2.T5
1o-inch GRos GRAIN sILK-pinked ruff
fes-$3.
1O-inch eros GRAIN SILK. with silk and
lace ruffie. nned-s475
1O-inch sURAH SILK. with lace ruff
fe-6
1O-inch MARCELINE SILK. covered with
Crepe de Characterization rod-&2.
We want everybody who shops here to feel tina. they
are getting the most their money will buy. We make
our marks accordingly. Cuts profit . LITTLE
shorter-but wins patrons Makes for US in the lons
run. les our rule in everything
everything else.
PERRrs
NINTH AND THE AVENUE.
Established 1870 I1tl Telephone 9o5.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04
Notice.

Land ONCE at Mitchell, ). D., March 13, fS93.--
Notice is hereby given that the following named
settler has filed notice of his intention 10 make
anal proof in support Of his claim. and taat said
proof will be made before the clerk OF the circuit
court in and for Lake county, S. d., at Madison,
8. D., on May 6. 1893, viz. Joseph Dernrgs, for
the south half southeast quarter and northwest
quarter southeast quarter and southwest quarter
northeast quarter section %, township 1oS, range
So Homestead entry No. 2s,000) He names the
following witnesses to prove his continuous
residence upon and cultivation of, said land, wig.
william Gioasi, Joseph Cajacob, Chris. Fazen.
din, Joseph Bercler, all OF RoInona p o., =. ID
r. n. KRATZ, Register.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04
Caused t,y n Mud slice.

WINNIPEG, April "A Canadian Pa
cifc railroad work train jumped the
track at Seabird Siding. The engine
and several cars plunged down an en-
bankment 20 feet into the Fraser river.
burying Engineer Whyte, Arthur Fer
rington, fireman. and George Pushee,
brakeman. Whyte and Pushee We're
killed, but Pennington vas rescued.
The accident was caused by a mud
slide displacing the track.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04
Unat,ic 10 Give Hail.

LITTLE kecE. Ark. April 4-2ev. S.
FL. Bachanaa. defaaltipg yeS-treasurer
of the Arkansas iiisSsne asylum, has
been brought here FROM GAINESVILLE.
His bond was fixed at S10.0 900. falling TO
give which he was committed to Jail.
Bnchanan's shortage is something in
the neighborhood of $13, 00o. He was
indicted by the Pulaski grand jury on
Thursday.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04
Tom Moore. Old Harp.

Mr.. George w. Childs has the very
harp that the people of Limerick pre-
scented to Tom Moore-s'the pride Of all
circles and the idol Of his ssa. Moore's
widow gave the harp 10 an ED>Seasl earl,
who Ia turn presented it TO George w.
Childs. Upon one occasion he lent It Il
Miss Morgan, and she used IL in New
York at one Of her concerts.-Exchange.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04
LATEST HARRIET REPORT.
st. Pau, Union stock Yards.

~ HHF NHFV'F JtVCN HNFFFSs
SourH ST. PAUL. April 4, 1895.
HOGS-5GDl0 lower. Range OF prices, 5000
6.45.
CATTLE-Best butcher cattle steady,
Stoekers and feeders firm and active.
Prime steers, $40 ra4.T1; good steers, S3.50aEDt
prime cows, Sv.,akL...I: good COWS, $s,.JgUlUp
common to fair COWS, $l-2g12.25. tight veal
calves, S3.U1G+.S; heavy calves, 32.u0G3.JJ;
stockers. 81. .aD..15; iee1ers, S2.5GGj.50; bulls.
SI.51l2.A.
81 EEP-No receipts and no trading. Nut
tons, ~. 55Gt4.85 lambs, $~4.AUG4.90; stockera
and feeders, S}.taEA4,5e
Receipts-Cat6le, 10. hoss, 10e; calves, Is.
no sheen.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04

state eff South Dakota, Once of Commissioner
OF school and Public Lands, Pierre, s. d., ] an.
81. iS93.-Notice is hereby given that on the 18th
day of April, 1893, all the unsold school lands In
fhe county or Lake will be offered for lease at
public auction to the highest bidder at the Irant
door OF the court house in said county. said
leasing will be held between the hours of ter
o'clock a. m, and B O'Clock p. m. OF each day
until all tracts of school lands have been offered
for lease THOS. H. RUTH.
COMMISSIONS of school, and Public Lands.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04
nEAuTYs METEMpsYcAosls

That beauty such rs thine
Can die indeed
Were ordinance too wantonly maliEni
No wit may reconcile so cold a creed
With beauty such as thine.
From wave and star and flower
Some efiuence rare
Was lent thee, a divine but transient dover;
Thou wieldst it back from eyes and lips and
hair
To wave and star and flower.
Shoaldst thou tomorrow die.
Thou stiil shalt he
Found in the rose and met in all the sky,
And from the oceans heart shalt sing to me,
Shouldst thou tomorrow die.
William Watson.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04
Notice.

State of Sonth Dakota, Once of Commissioner
Of school and Public Lands, Pierre, s. d., Jan.
90. 1sa3.-Notice is hereby given that on the 18th
day of April, 1888, all the unsold school lantsin
the county of Lake will be offered for sale at
public auction to the highest bidder at the front
door of the court house IN said county. Said
sale viii be held between the hours OF ten o'clock
a. m. and B o'clock p. m. of each day, until all
the tracts of school lands in said county have
been offered for sale. THOS. III. RUTH,
COMMISSIONS of School and Public Lands.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04
Chicago Grain and Provision

CHICAGO, April 4. 1885.
OPENING PRICES.
wHEAT-May. 76ssc; July, 13lsc; September,
73@c.
CORN-April, 4019c; May, 4ossc; July, 419sc.
OATS-May, a9ssc: July, 293sc; September,
26Sc.
PORK-May, s1e.I,; July. $685.; September,
$16.3UA
LARD-May. $40; July, 50 As; September,
$3.50.
SHORT RIBS-May, $3.50: July. s. 97&.
CLOSING PRICES.
wHEAT-April, .6c; May, rise; JHly, s31sc;
September, 74c.
CoRN-april .so1s9 a)&c; May, 4Oss84ic; July,
E2c.
OATs-April, es9sc: May, 2gs4c; July. 2slc
September, 364.
PORK-Arril, s1565, May ,s15.so; July, sl5.a5
September, $685..
LARD-April $3.50; May, $9.45; September
$3.50.
SHORT RIBS-April, $3.50: May, 8 .S0; July
$3.50; September, $S.T7h.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04
Rraxii,s E.hihit

New York, April IA party of
eight. the Brazilian commissioners to
the worlds fair, were passengers on the
steamer Seguranca. They brought
with them 500 tons OF merchandise,
representing the products Of the coun-
try, besides literature, works OF art and
statuary.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04
A DEAD.

Terrible Result OF the Collapse OF a
Church mt Gudria.
VIENNA, April A dispatch from
Sofia states that a Russian church at
Gudria, collapsed during a terrible
storm and that more than 100 worship
orc xvnra G;I1o3
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04

LAKE CITY, Mimi, April 4.-The
water is rising rapidly in Lake Pepin,
and some damage is likely to result
should it continue TO rise.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04
For Free schoolbooks.

HARRISBURG. Pa, April THE bin
making it compulsory tofurnish school
books and other school supplies free of
cost passed the house by a vote of 141
m Ql
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04
Minneapolis Grain.
MlNNEApoIis. April 4 lisa

M~iSNEApoIis. April 4. 1895.
WHEAT-May opened, G23ac: highest, 621s2;
lowest, 627sc: closed, t3.. .fniy opened G53sc;
highest, e.; lowest, 65h:; closed. 65Bc.
On Track-No. | bard. "a; No. Northern.
62ISc; No. = Northern, 59D50e.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04
Chicago Live Stock.

hpTIIf 4 1885.
CATTLE-Steady.
HOGS-Weak, 59l0c lower. Heavy, $500
6sl: mixed and medium. S6.l5GI6.75, light, 81. 10
G6.6a.
SHEEP-Steady, except for lambs, which
closed weaker.
Receipts: Cattle, 1900: hogs, 14,oOo; sheep,
R,U00.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04


1t must have been about l o'clock
in the morning when some one silently
entered the house of old Bill Bum, con-
stable. This some one entered by the
back door, went stealthily into the room
where Bill and his wife slept, rummaged
about a few minutes, and then emerged
from the house. 1t was a woman, and
che bad something in her hand.
Sam Toms was awakened a little af-
ter this by a rafting, Earring sound.
He sprang up just as the big oaken
doors swung back and revealed the fig.
ures Of a woman and two saddle horses.
81 come FIR We, SAM" said the woman
with a soty Il done bring both ponies
an ou' clo'es. Les go, Sam; we en- gil
| 'crost tn rivah befo' mawnin. Gomez
He clasped her in his arms, and they
| chung to each other q little while. Their
Mat said, more steadily:
Come, Sam. Les go ovah t. Mexico
lar mebbe we en- try an do better oval
thar"
And they rode forth in the bright, fret
moonlight down toward the Rio Grands
into d new and better life.-R. L
Ketchum In Argonaut.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1893-04-04
Lung Trouble
AYERS
Cherry PectoraI

Prepared by DR.. 20 Aver &Co.. lowell. Mass.
Bold By all nruggists. Price 81; six bofiieA,$s -.
Promptto act. sure TO cur0.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-08-30
DEBTS OF VARIOUS STATES.

A Total Decrease or Ten utllton Dol
lars I'm the last Ten Eears-uany
States Have No Debts at All, aud
Nearly All Have Reduced Their
bonded Oblfratfon.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-08-30
THE WEEKLY JOURNAL
Is PUBLISHED
EVERY THURSDAY MORNING.
'ne Dollar Per Year Gin advance)
Single Copies cents.
MORE CONFIDENCE.

The people who do business In Wal
street are very quick to see and take sd
vantage of any change, favorable or unfs
vorable, in financial OF business conditions
They showed their appreciation of th'
action of the house by making a boomle
In the prices of stocks and bonds yester
day, thus cheering many who have hsd
reason to think lately that there is only
one way for prices to go, and that is down
Another cheering fact was that the money
brokers did not find their occupation a,
brisk and profitable as 1t has been.
One swallow doesn't make a summer
nor two, but 1t Is encouraging to those
who have been through a long and hard
winter to ses even one swallow. The indi.
cations are that there will soon be swal
lows enough te make at least a spring.
OF course 1t will take a long
time to repair the immense damage
that has been done by wrong and
foolish financial notions and practices,
and people who have been ''husted" cannot
be made whole In day. But the boarding
of money will soon cease, and that which
has been boarded will begin to seek en-
ployment, unless the senate should fail to
understand and do the will of the people,
which is not probable. The work of re.
building may go on more rapidly than even
good judges think, but the general impres-
sion among them is that 1t will be slow.
But going up in business and finance, even
If the progress is slow, is very pleasant
operation compared with what has been
going on lately. The improvement in the
situation is already great, and soon we
shall all be busy and wondering why we
were 80 scared.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-08-30
No. 2O7

urer, who sbsconded with some Of the
states resources.
West Virginia has q nominal debt of
$lS5 900, and would have decidedly more
IL her Legislators were willing 10 assume
her pro rata share of the former debt of
Virginia, when the counties now compos-
ing West Virginia were q part of IL. West
Virginia was admitted into the Union on
June 10, 1858, but the counties which were
consolidated 70 make IL up refused 10 pay
any part of the state debt existing at that
time, and the Virginia Legislators, who
have been staggering under q heavy bur
den Of debt Of their of own, have not, of
oourse, felt desirous of paying of the ob
legations which equItsbly belong to the re.
gion west of the AlleghRnies. Therefore
this portion Of the Virginia debt remains
not only unpaid, but also unreooguiued,
and as there lie no power under the law 10
sue state for default, or 20 prosecute
Its representatives In the legislature for
any failure 10 provide for the payment of
ITS equitable or legal debts, 1t seens as If
this obligation would remain permanently
unprovidsd for.
The number of states In the Union hRs
increased from thirty-sight to forty four
during the ten years between 1850 and
1880. But the gross debt of sn the states,
during the same period, has fallen off from
$sS4, ,oO0, 600 TO 1921. .OO0, 900 net reduction
of $4,000, 900, or at the rate Of 81 ,000, 600
year.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1893-08-30

whether the rooster tells the sun whsn 10
| get up or the sun tells the rooster, 1 vish
they'd both walt until I was ready-Hsr-
Psr's Young People.
'Ths difference" said the young man
with the big dish of ice cream before him
''is that one is foolkiller and the other rs
a cool6ller, but to save my life / can't
imagine what the first part of the conun-
drum is-"-Chicago Tribune.
Husband-Pm going to sit up with
sick man tonight, Maria.
Wife-You won't be home late, Joint
Husbsnd-I dunno. You'd better set
the time lock on the front door for Q
o'clock.-Rochester Post-E1press.
''Ths family next door are paying us a
good rent and hope you viii try and
make them feel at home"
She-I am. went over and borrowed
the lawn mower the first night they were
in the house.-Chicsgo Inter-Ocean.
Dealer-This Is the bsst parrot we have,
but wouldn't cell him without letting
You know his one fault; he'll grumble ter
ribly IL bis food doesn't suit him" Miss
Prime-I'n take him. 1t would seem quite
Ike having man In the house.
Uncle Upcreek-There hain't been q
trout In thet there creek for thutty year;
now our new bosrder ia pullin' on iem out
as fast as he can drop In. Mrs. Upcreek-
That's what comes of advertising our trout
fishing In the religious papers; they can't
lie, nohow.-Puok.
mo, he's no better, +" said g woman when
the doctor came to Wait her husband.
You told me 10 give him as much of the
powder as would lie on 8 10-cent piece. /
hadn't 10 but I gave him as much as
would go on ten ones and he's worse, If
anything. g."-Exchsnge.
Well, farley, how does your suit with
Miss JibWsy progressF' "Oh, that's of"
Didn't you ask herr Yea" "Dld she
say nor "No." ''Refei you to her fA-
therP 'No. Referred me TO wilkins"
What has Wilkins TO do with itF' she's
engaged TO him."-Harper's BsEAr
There's one thing" said the new board
er, emphsticslly, THAT will have to be set
tied before ! make up my mind to remain
with yor." And what Is III" Inquired
the lsndlsdy snIlously. The new bosgdeT
paid q high price and paid Il promptly.
The coffee" was his response.-Buffslo
Courier.
Dudely-I want an elegant suit, some
thing stunning, dontcher knowF How
long will IL take you to make iti Tailor
Three days. And what will Is costY7
Seventy Eve doIlars." "All right. I'll
give you my neie for sixty days when
shall come TO try on the suitE" Come
In sixty three days."-TexAs SlftinRs.