Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-05-29
LOCAL JOTTlNGS.

TO be followed by some cutting re.
marks.
Smoke Davey's homo made Cigars.
1t is = very honest man indeed who
will not try to pass q quarter with .
hole in it.
Rain has 90 respect for tho baseball
player. 1t falls upon the just; aud
also upon the umpire.
Cigars by the box, At Traey's drug.
store.
Four carloads OF freight and 20
passengers were brought to Haley by
this moroing's train.
We would respectfully inquire what
. faith. cure disciple does when he sits
down on = loaded yellow jacket.
E.shart he's received another in.
voice Of the best, finest caudy in the
world. It. is going like hot cakes.
Here 10 . medieval advertisement
from Boston Newspaper: "A middle
aged young lady wants q situation"
Leave orders at S. M. Friedman's
for Purdum's ioe-the best aud chesp>
est in tho country.
Teacher-Wheu water becomes zoe
what is the great change that takes
place? Pupil-The change in price.
Painting, papering, calciminiug
etc. First GLASS work guaranteed.
q. A. BULL.
The process Of stunning the rascals
out" don't proceed fast enough to suit
the fellows who expect Lightning to
sttike them.
J. H. Beamer has Stock Salt,
Choice PotAtes, Alfalfa aud Timothy
Seed.
There arc 1900 bsewer;es in Amer
lea with an upward tendency. At
this ratio tho book is q kind Of
mountiu' goat.
There will be services in St. Charles
Church, in this city. at half-past Z
" OAOC0 Sut0 OVCutukS 0ioO W WOAtOWN
st 1880 =. IN. and 1870 p. IN.
Bicyle riding does not appear to be
conducive to amiability. No sooner
does . man bes,ride his wheel than he
gets his back up.
Collins +he tailor repairs, alters and
cleans clothes, at living rates. Salts.
faction guaranteed.
Phasseums-Do widows weeds ever
bloom?
Sardonicus - Certainly, they pro-
duce orange blossoms.
Do you travel? Are you going to
tho Worlds Fair? If so get an aoci.
dent ticket in the Travellers.
LENNON & BOONE. Agents.
A postage stamp ticker has been
Invented. Romance Is being robbed OF
its sweetest pleasure. No young man
will hereafter lick the stamps OF his
sweetheart's letter.
Go to Tracy's drugstore for Paints,
Oils and Window Glass.
The light showers of rain that
visited this valley to-day were exceed
ingly welcome. They laid the dust,
mo,stened the gardens, cleared the
atmosphere. and did much good.
People can now keep clean with
oomfort. Tho baths at tho Alturas
are given now in the finest and most
comfortable manner. Open for every
ono. Fifty cents each.
Tho fostieth aaaiversary OF the
foundation of the Mount Carroll Semi>
nary was observed the 18th May)
inss.. .. tho leysly Illinois town where
this excstfsnt high grade school is lo-
GATED.
"Tbs best 10 tho cheapest. The
Traveless' Life and Accident lnsur-
ancs Company 10 the cheapest, strong.
est, best in the world.
LENNON & BOONE, Agents,
HALEY Idaho.
Among the new diseases which
physicians are called upon to prescribe
remedies for are telephone earache,
gum ohev ers' lockjaw, typewriters'
baokache and cigarette smokers in
sanity.
Warren & Higgins, having thor.
oughly renovated their saloon during
the past month, are now open for
business. and Invite their friends and
Arm n n - n~A. n coll a. hopetofogo
George E. Ferris, Albert N. Cum.
mings, Henry Hareer, and halt a.
dozen other residents OF Lost River