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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13
PiTh AND POINT.

-, ancestry is q glorious
tning to have. but it won't be taken IA
News
"A man never realizes how much
furniture he owns until he tries to
walk rapidly through his house in the
dark.-Etoile Beige.
III men were as ungallant during
courtship rs they are after marriage, il
- doubtful ii more than one in ten
Thousand could ever get q wife.-Ram's
Horn.
That was an awfully queer thing
eooutJack Watson's marriage" "What
do you mean?'' ''Why. he married the
girl for love, when she had lots Of
money"
The people who abuse this world
most vehemently while enjoying all its
privileges are generally the ones who
raise q great fuss over dying.-Wash-
fngton News
Bacon you have been up to
niagara falls? Did you hear the
mighty roar Ut the cataract?' Egbert
NO; l had my wife with me-
Yonkers Statesman.
Cattle Dealer Cooking at an oil
painting)-"Alle Wetter! Two thou.
sand marks for the two oxen! That is .
lot. and they are lean into the bar
gain!"- Humoristisches.
-Florence-''Do you know anything
about swinging :dumb-bells?" Charley
well, guess do; had to dance
HOvnr fiu1oe with he h<.,sA Nf:.. Eli a.,
last night Ocean.
The idea of employing pretty wom-
en- for bill collectors looks feasible, but
1t would not work. The delinquent
debtors would all want them to call
again.-Somerville Journal.
-Workman-'.Are you in favor OF
the eight-hour movement, my friend?'
Tramp lin tones of disgust)-"Do I
look like . chap rs was in favor of any
kind of movement?"-Comic Cuts
-''Smiddle's wealth, I dare
say. is wholly due to his own unaided
efforts" Wicks-'On the contrary, the
most of It is due to his creditors; but
they'll never get any Of it"-Boston
Transcript
Two Wishes-Adoring One lin Law
ender kids and blue scarf)-.Oh, how
I wish that were that book you clasp
% lovinglyw She-''How I wish you
were, SO that could shut you up
Yankee Blade.
Not to be Overlooked. = Bire-
There are ut least sixteen things
about your sugar like" Grocer-'Ah,
and what are they?" Bire-"The num-
Der of ounces to the pound.
Free Press
"A Burst of Grief.-Rounder-''W
book Is that you are weeping over"
Old Soak-"Paradise Lost" Rounder
what do you find in that to weep
about?" Old Soak (bursting out afresh)
1T ISIS all about l-lost spiritA"-
Truth.
-Diner-'Waiter." Waiter "Yes,
sah." Diner-'Can't you take my or
der? I've been waiting ten minutes"
Waiter-'T amt de gentleman wat
waits on dis yer table, sab. De other
gentleman'll be heah in . minute,
sab. "-Boston Courier.
Miss Kulscher-"Mr. Nibbler, do
you write for the papers still?" Mr..
Nibbler-''No;I found it didn't pay"
sold . story to an editor for q sovereign
Eve years ago. and then spent three
pounds buying the paper before it was
published "-Tit-Bits.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

Syrup

Justice OF the Peace, George VIII
kinson, of Lowville, Murray Co.,
Mimi. makes deposition concern
ing a severe cold. Listen to it. I'm
the Spring Of 1858, through ex-
posure I contracted a very severe
cold that settled on my lungs. This
was accompanied by excessive night
sweats. One bottle of Boschee's
German Syrup broke up the cold,
night sweats, and all and left me
in . good, healthy condition. lean
give German Syrup my mostearnest
commendation." O
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

We offer Ono Hundred Dollars Reward
for any cascof Catarrh that cannot b cured
BY Halls Cartarrh Cure.
FL CHENEY & Co., Props. Toledo, O.
We the undersigned, have known j. J..
Cheney for the last IS years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in al business
TRANSACTIONS and financially able to carry
out any obligation made BY their hrm.
WEST & TRUAx. Wholesale DrugRists, To-
ledo, q. WALDINo, KixxAN 4 MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, q.
Halls Catarrh Cure il taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. Price &c. per bot
tie. Sold By al Dru2gists. Tcstimonials
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

IN 1ppet1xtuki IcSVul3-
tive tonic, to repel disease and build up To
needed flesh and strength, there's nothing 70
full action, purifies and enriches the blood,
braces up the whole system, and restores
health and vigor.
For every disease caused by disordered
liver or impure blood, it il the only guoroM-
tcc6 remedy. II it doesn't benefit or cure. tn
every case, you have your money back.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

THE WORLDS MAMMOTH HOTEL Is the 1.100
room. fireproof, summer hotel, the ''GREAl
EAsTERS." ut st. Lawrence Ave. and Goth
ST., Chicago. two blocks from Midway Plai-
sance Worlds Fair entrance and overlook.
ing famous Washington Park. Worlds Fair
visitors can avoid annoyance and extortion
of sharks by engaging rooms now At l.5O .
day, each person tEuropcan) by addressing
Copeland Townsend, Manager, formerly
mgr. Palmer House,, u Rookery Building,
Chicago, Ill.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

ONH ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup Of Figs il taken; it il pleasant
and refreshing to tho taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on tho Kidney,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys.
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head.
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup Of Figs i the
only remedy Of it, kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial In il
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to al and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup Of Figs Is for sale In 60c
and 81 bottles BY al leading drug
gistA Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand win pro.
cure it promptly for any ono who
wishes to Try It Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA re SNRUP CO
saw EaAscssco. cAl.
l0USWllE. ~. HEw y0&6 ~
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

lou Nee0uS l1VO N y CWom
To have malarial trouble. 1t 10 as wide
letters Stomach Bitters to get over IL
speedily and completely. Persistent use Of
this professionally commended remedy and
preventive will floor It, though you have
tried other medicines in vain. Tackle il at
the outset The same advice should Be-
taken in cases Of dyspepsia, debility, liver
and kidney complaint rheumatism aud neu-
ralciA.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

TIRE Siamesc twins were q fine ilustra
ton Of the spirit Of that beautiful saying
1.-TWO hearts that beat as one."-Puck.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

"DocToR," said the medical student, sis q
blind man apt to be an IDIOT" ..Why, no,
What makes YOU ask that!" 1.-THE adagc
says: Out Of sight, out of mind"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

He HAD BEEN THERE. His Honor-"Do
you know the nature of an oath.' Witness
-"YcS-it's human nature. Puck.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

To HARROW ones feelings is not the most
profitable way Of cultivaiing an acquaint-
ance.-Boston Transcript.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

THEATRICAL managers may act as though
they want the earth, but 1t Is really the stses
they are after Inter Ocean.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

A "RUN DOWN"
and" used-up" feelings
tho first warning that
your liver isn't doing
Ii work. And, with {
torpid liver and tha
impure blood that fol
lows it, you're IN easy
prey to al sorts Of al
Ments.
That b The time "a
take DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery. Ar
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

II Wish snow was what it looks like" sale
Abner. IF it was it would be cotton, ant
then it wouldn't never melt"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

For BRONCHIAL. AsruNATIC AND PuLNo-
NARY CoNPLAINrs, "Brorn's bronchial
Troches" have remarkable curative proper
ties. Sold only in boxes.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

$500 Is offered. BY the proprietors Of
DR.. Sagcs Catarrh Remedy, for an In
durable case of Catarrh. Their remedy
perfectly and permanently cures III
worst cases,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

some of the funny stories told about the
fireside are enough TO make even the nre
! roar.-YOnkers Statesman.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

"YoC never can tell Judkins anything, he
80" ''Isn't possible; his wife belongs to
three sewing societies. Inter Ocean.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

DoN'r Neglect Cough. Take some Hale's
Honey OF Horehound and Tar insto.tev.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

"WHY do you 60 to the Dartmoor's ball
Wallacei You can't dance" mo; but
can eat."-Harper's Bazaar.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

A PEPPER-ANp-sALr SUIT ought to be a
ways reasonable"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

When some people go forth TO bury tseil
prcjudices they merely plant them--Oalias
News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

CrRcUs performer. arc co1n,ing on back
ward spring.-N. o. Picayune.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

LITTLE SIsrER-"What docs this book
mean by tho mellow lays OF bird!' Lit
tie BrOther-''Why, that's an egg wi,hou,
any shell on, Of course"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

FRIENDS arc like umbrellas-they an
never ut hand when II rams.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

The bad practices of others give the law.
yer his good one.-Truth.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

FiGnrINo tooth and nail-the dentist and
the chiropOdist
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

WHEN q person considers himself q lone
in thousand he naturally regards tho
others as ciphers.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

81 WISH was monkey" said Chappic.
..WeIl-you've got your WISH" returned
Hxudc -Harrc. Bazaar.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13
A striking Illustration,

Jackson-Do you believe in the theory
Of . dual nature in man?
Faxon-Ye< Why, look at old Hen
Messy! Hes not himself tonight
Puck.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13
Future Ve4eAuce.

You'll be sorry for this some day!''
howled the son and heir as his father
released him from the position he had
occupied across the paternal knee
''I'll be sorry? When?"
"When get to be q MANI
"You will take revenge by whipping
your father when you are big and
strong and ! am old and feeble, will
you. Tommy"
'.No. sir" blubbercd Tommy, rub
bling himself. but I'll spank your
grandchildren till they can't rest-'-
Chicago Tribune.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

BEEcHAN's PILLS are not = new remedy
They have been used in Europe for 80 years,
and are well tested and excellent
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

IT is better to say: This one thing do !
than to say: '.These forty things dabbl(
INV ashingtou GLADDEN..
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13
A "RUN DOWN.

OTHER garments influence . woman, b.
Il is her hat that dominates hcr.-Puck.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

Barber (pausing in the midst of a
rique tale)-Shampoo, sir? Your head
is very dirty.
victim-So is your mouth; shampoo
that-National Tribune
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

A SHINING light-Jupi:cf.-rruth.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

No TREES Of flrst quality can ever oe sent
by mail Mayhap you know T. BY neiRnt,
prepaid II preferred, we ship safely 8; or
B f. trees; ayear Roses Of rare exc se zee
for the puny stun. 1000 acres Nurser1es.
0IOo0 acres Orchards Exact information
about trees and fruits. STARK BRos-, LOUIS
lana, No.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

Teacher-Now, ! have explained wha
'providential" means. and want som,
Of you to give me an illustration.
Bright Boy-Please, ma'am, l can.
Every we'll. what is it?'
The holes in a porous plaster"
Hum! Why?"
"When you pull tn plaster OF th
holes don't hurt"-Good News
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

The March nj Intc!Iect.
Father (rebukingly)-When I was q
little boy l never thought Of asking
such questions
Tommy 1.-THE youngestl-Ah. but
papa, when you was = little boy I
wasn't born! Funny Folks.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-05-13

We have received over fifty Thousand sew
sahscsibers dsriag February. ana many thou.
sands more have writtes - asking bow 10 sesd
The money aD1 % extead the tiale. fjeace We
extend this great offer during Marcia We Win
oeod the home MAGAZINE 1oe iooe year, ao1
tie i've charts. soe osly ElETy CENTS. u nesey
b sent dsrisg Mach. Meatioa this pepes.
DON'T DELAY.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-04-07
LOCAL PERSON A..

Dan B. Harris Of Atlanta is at the De
Soto.
J. a. Carlton of Atlanta is at the soreven
house.
John B. Cash Of Atlanta is registered at
the De Soto.
John e. Keisler of Charleston, S. c., is
at the Pulaski.
J. W. Stafford Of Bsrnesville Is registered
at the Pulaski.
J. P. McNair of Windsor, S. c., Is stopping
at the Pulaski.
Isaac c. Ogden of New York is registered
at the De Soto.
Dr. a. G. Tucker of Nashville, Tenn, is
at the De Soto.
I. B. Jordan of Charleston, s. G. is at the
Screven house.
Capt. John Morrison Of Ellabell is at the
Screven house.
J. II. Baker of AIapaha is registered at
the Screven house.
B. B. Mirror of Charleston, s. c., IS at
the Screven house.
II. Bernard Schiff of New York is stop
ping at The DE Soto.
DR.. II. R. Stout of Jacksonville is regis
tered at the De Soto.
William jenkins of Atlanta is stopping
at the Screven house.
Mrs. G. c. Hyams OF Palatka, Fla. is
stopping at the De Solo,
w. J. Lawtou Of Garnett, s. c., is stop.
ping at the Scceven house.
Prof. J. C. Wharton Of Nashville. Tenn.
is registered at the De Soto.
c. w. Lamar OF Americus was q visitor
to the cotton exchange yesterday.
Rev. E. McCrady and wife, of Darlington.
5. C., are stopping a. the De Soto.
John NJ. Atwood of Daren was a visitor
on the floor Of the cotton exchange yester-
day.
Mrs. NJ. j. Knox and son leave to-day for
Oliver to spend few weeks among the
pines.
Miss Mabel Biggart of New York gave
very Interesting dramatic reading and
concert In the parlors OF the De Soto last
night
Maj. W Westcott and J. H. Dialogue of
Camden, N j., who were here inspecting the
water works aud crematory few days ago.
were at the Pulaski yesterday.
Johu F. Knox of the Columbia rs. CA
StGte is in the city on a visit TO bis family.
Mr.. Knox came over to attend the marriage
of his brother George to Miss Maggie Han
sen day before yesterday.
Prof G.. G. Tiedeman of the University
of the City of New Y ork is in the city on a
visit to his brothers, George W. and Irwin
B. Tiedeman. Prof. Tiedeman has become
noted as 81 author Of many fine law works.
His volume on police Powers is the stand
ard for every court in the United States.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-04-07
THE sYREN 10 SAIL.
Capt. Pur1y VIII Soon Make the Voy-
age for bermuda.

capt. Fur2y VIII Soon Make the VOy-
age for Bermuda.
The little yacht Syren, an account OF
whose adventurous voyage from London to
Savannah was published in the MORNING
NGws at the time of the yachts arrival
here, will leave for Bermuda with the first
fair wind, which may be to-day or to,mor-
row.
Capt. Robins Purdy is the only one Of the
original crew who will continue in tbs full
| hIlment Of his contract, he having agreed
to sail the little vessel to Bermuda, If It was
put in a seaRoing condition. Money for
this purpose was sent over and Srrachnn &
Co. took charge Of the Syren, having the
yacht thoroughly overhauled, newly painted
! and thoroughly repaired aud equipped
Yesterday the Syren took on fuel and pro-
visions necessary for the voyage. and four
seamen who agreed with Capt. Purdy to
take her to Bermuda were sigued.
The Syren, It will be remember cd, ar
rived at Savannah after a rough ard per-
ilous voyage OF 1875 days from London, the
crew being thoroughly seaworn and ex-
! hausted. Several times their provisions
gave out, and they only obtained them by
halling passing vessels. Once or twice they
were on the point of giving no and taking
TO the lifeboat, as they were sickened by
the poisoned water in their last cask.
Inc three seaman who came
over with Capt. Purdy
refused outright TO continue the voyage,
aud after some debate were paid and si1ned
off. They claimed that the owner had in
sured the yacht for a much larger sum than
1t was worth and had sent her off for Ber-
mudn. Under the strain of the voyage the
hoaswain construed all the facts and evil
dence, the general unseaworthy condition
of the boat, the bad state Of the chronom-
eter and the poisoned water, together with
the fact that they heard the craft had been
insured for about $4,000, to be conclusive
OF some sort Of scheme and the rest of the
seamen shared in his opinion, and 50
stated on the arrival of the yacht in Savan-
nah after her severe experiences. FOR this
reason they refused to continue the voyage
to Bermuda under eny circumstances. As
Can't. Purdy's pay, however, depended on
it, he agreed TO go, provided the yacht was
repaired The Syren hos been put in good
seagoiug condition now and will leave TO-
day or Tomorrow.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-04-07
CITY BREVITIGs.

The city council will hold special meet
ing this afternoon at 4 O'clock to consider
the proposed change of route Of the Electric
Railway Company.
The Catholic fair will open Of the Library
hail next MonIay nighg Instead Of Tuesday
as announced yes erdAy. There will be-
special attractions for children every after
noon.
The firemen we're called out Yesterday
morning by an alarm caused by the dis
covery of smoke issuing from Havauaugh
& Brennsns fruit warehouse on Bay street.
A search of the place failed GO discover any
FIRE.
LGudrum Lodge No. As, F. and 4. NJ,
holds regular communication tonight and
will confer the +. G. degree. A deleS atom
from Richard T. Turner lodge OF P1oler is
expected to visit Laudrum TO witness the
work.
Samuel Harrison and another painter ut
work on the Episcopal Orphans home, on
Liberty street, tell from a scgtfold day be-
fore yesterday, aud were considerably in
jured. The accident was caused by the
slipping Of tackle.
The Irish National Federation held an
important meeting last night at Catholic
Library hall to consider the appeal of the
Irish parliamentary party for old to back
up Gladstone in his fight for no Q rule. A
large subscription will probably be seat on
from Savannah branch of the national
federation.
Mr.. S. L. Lszaron OF this city bns in.
vented novelstyle OF lead pencil aud holder
1t is called the "Encycljpedia,n Tor the
reason that il has s!ipot muslin viii ch
rolls up with a spring, OF which is a va
riety OF valuable information. 10 is a pat
ems Of Mr.. Lagarons and is manufactured
by his brother in New York.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-04-07
a MUCH MARRIED WOMAN DEAD
Mrs. Annie Louise Campo eI-Cacace-
Caldwelrs History.

Mrs. Annie Louise Campbell-Cacace-
Caldwelrs history.
The sudden death Of Mrs. Annie Louis
Campbell, who, OF late, has figured in the
courts of New York as Mrs. Annie Louise
Campbell-Cacace, charged with smuggling
a number Of valuable pictures into New
York, will recall the sensation she created
in this city about nine years ago, when she
had her husband. William Campbell,
wealthy wall paper manufacturer. arrested
for assertion.
The party arrived here one morning
on one OF the New York steam
ships and Campbell, after seeing his wife to
the Pulaski house, took the Charleston and
Savannah railroad for home His wife en-
ployed a lawyer and had him arrested at
the Central railroad crossing and brought
back to the CITY. The examination was
rich and racy. Mrs. Campbell told of her
quarreiS with her spouse with freedom
that was never before heard from a white
wOman's lips in q court of justice In this
city
The case was fought vigorously by Mr..
Campbell, both here and in New York, but
his wife eventually succeeded in getting
divorce IN New York and "a 600 o year ali~
mouy& Mrs. Campbell disappeared from
the arena of uewspaperdom for several
years, and when she came before the public
again It was as Mrs. mpbelt-Cacace, the
latter name she claimed being that of an
Italian physician whom she had married in
Europe. Under this hyphenized title she
was known uatil her death, which occurred
last Friday in New York, when another
name was added, and she became Mrs.
Campbell, Cecace-C ald well.
The last claimant for her martial charms
was "Starter" James F. Caldwell. In an
interview il tho Herald he states that HIS
late wife secured divorce from DIR. Cacace
last October in Saratoga, the decree being
granted by Judge Foley.
The death of this Mrs. Caldwell brought
TO light another Mrs. Cald we'll, who claims
to be the lawful wife of tho last husband of
tbs much-married deceased.
The Nidower Caldwe denies that he ever
| had any wife but Annie Louise, but as she
| is dead, there is no danger of any trouble
| with her on account of this alleged bigamy
of her last husband. The story of Mrs
| mpbelt-Cacace-Ca ldwell's haps and mis-
haps, marriages, ETC.. would make good
| sized book, and the chapter on Der Savan-
nah episode or episodes would not be the
| tamest in the volume.