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VANCOUVER BkRRAcKs wash.
New Football Rn,..-I.t.rse-.ne. p.rsss.s.

To THE EDITOR OF THE SuN-Sir! The long
and weird arguments advanced on the subject
OF football have at last worked me up to such .
state that tho only way OF calming myself
is by trying to refute them as best can.
A great cry has risen over interference. Now.
every player or lover OF the game knows what
an enjoyable and scientific part Of play this 10.
or course. the bsttering and charging OF the
Deland flying wedges aud the Woodruff inter-
ference has to he modified. But pure around
the end" plays must have some protection or
man. no matter how fine . runner
or how skiliu a dodger would sure
ly be "downed" In his tracks And
who has seen anything more beautiful
than the team play OF Yale; Bl -s2 and the
wonderful interference Ter 81 frincst9 S th IL year
the ball having to touch three pair OF hands
before it can be advanced. SO long must we
they do now. without any extremely radical
change, despite the wonderful allurements Of
Of Of tier respectine players. Wasn't the nrst
football ever played in this country the un-
say tnat It Wnsn eood enough AND
started in to improve the game till now It is
acknowledged to be the most scientific field
in 1897. admitted that It was wonderfully
more SO than their game.
not have come about. for it has been proven. in
al the big games this season. that clean,
ttrhlRnt, nara, IaSt IOOtOall gains more ground
tn An all the tricks put together.
In conclusion. every one knows that football
is no game for infants. And. without doubt,
most Of the serious injuries have happened to
those who have had no business to be seen on
the field. another cause is detective umpirlng.
have seen games between frst-class teams
where the slugCng was most iiagrant and tho
umpire never opened his mouth. II Ia only
will not ne punished he puts in a few
extra Iicks To make W. Tor lost time. IL is the
little extra twists and kneeing. Sc., at the bot
tom Of the heap that does the most damage.
and not so much the open smuggling. that may
lie only the result Of a hot nature.
NEW YORK Dec. H. +. d. l.
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Caprlvi's Position.

1t is impossible to credit n rumor said to
be current at Berlin that the Emperor of
Germany is dissatisfied with his Chancellor
Recent incidents in tho Rechstag noint in
a very different direction. When one bears
in mind the fact that BISMARCK, with his
Incompatible prestige, and although he
consented to repeal all the TALK laws but
one failed at last To control the Rcichstug,
one can appreciate the skill by means OF
which Gen. Won CAPRIvI, with no leverage
at his command except the recall of the
Jesuits. has yet managed to secure the sup
port OF the Centre party. which can ut any
hour turn the scale in the popular branch
Of the German Parliament.
At the time when the Rcicnstag passed
the resolution in favor Of permitting the
Jesuits to return to Germany. we pointed
out that tho non-committal attitude of the
German Government, rs indicated by tho
reticence Of the Chancellor, gave proof Of
singular saGrcity from strategic point Of
view. For If that resolution had first been
carried through the Bundesrath, or upper
House Of the German Parliament, and the
Protestant and free-thnk!ng elements of
the German population had thus had timely
warning Of the plans Of the Catholics, the
sanction O; the Eeichstag could never have
been obtained. That is plain from tho great
number OF ahstentions when tho vote on
the resolution took place abstentions
which would never have occurred had the
Government assumed an adverse position.
In a word, the restoration OF the Jesuits to
their educational functions in Germany,
which are with reason regarded 10y Catho-
lies as of the highest importance. could
only be brought about. first. by carrying
a resolution to that end through the Ecchs-
tag. partly by surprise and partly through
the tacit connivance Of the Goycrumeu,;
aud secondly, through securing aiterward
i'm the Bundesrath the II votes of Prussia
in favor Of the same resolution.
Whether there was an agreement between
the Chancellor and the Centre party events
will prove. What is certain is. that the
first part of the contract was carried out by
the omission OF Gen. Won CAPRIyI TO pre-
vent tho passage OF the resolution about
the Jesuits through the ReiehstaG. and
that the second part. namely. the endorse
ment Of the resolution by the Bundesrath.
was left wholly at tho Chancollors dscre-
ton. How he would use that discretion
would obviously depend on the course pur-
sued by tho Centre party with regard %
the commercial treaties with Eoumaull.
Seryia, Spain, and, above all. with Russia.
and also with regard 10 the increase %, tax
alton rendered necessary by the expanded
military budget.
That oar forecast Of the understanding
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protection continue 10 nestle snugly in the
tariff. and so there is no reason to be sur
prised that he let's the Republican Post
masters in his district stay in their places.
As he follows the Republican policy on the
tariff. SO he may we'll believe there Ia no
need OF change In the Offices. lilo is willing
that the atrocious culminators should keep
on eliminating and the robbers keep a-rob-
bling. Why. then. should he be expected
to disturb himself to turn the rascals out?
1t is true that there used to be and was
until very recently Prof. WILSON who
was n good Democrat and hot against tho
culminators and the class Legislators. But
that Prof. WILSON has gone and lost him
self or has met with foul play. Perhaps
that has happened TO him which happened
to the good JOHN NEEDHAM in John Need
hams Double" At any rate. the good Prof.
WILSON'S Double Is an imtator OF the Re-
publicans. and their wickedness and their
vic ked men he Injuries not.
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II tho Hon. CHAUNCEY MITCHELL DEPEw
returns to his own. his native land in time to
make n speech on Republican reorganization
at the meeting Of the Republican County
Committee next Thursday night. GIBBS. ia
con PATTERSON. Frank RAyMoND. and the
whole collection OF local Republican statesmen
ranging from wicked to no good should be on
hand for OBLIGATION and reproot. Mr.. De-
PEWs finest harmonious-moral manner will be
none too fine for the occasion. and even weak
men may be moved to tears.
Mr. PLATT the retired statcsma n from Tloca,
requests that no hatchets be brought to the
meeting.
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a Trait of the Professors Double.

The Ci"rctpi Plum Ddler prints de-
spatch from Paramount, West Virginia, in
Prof WILSON'S district. 1t seems that the
Professor Is no more minded To turn out
the rascalS than to turn out the robbers:
"a leading Democratic politician Of Mr. wIlsoss
district sail 10 your correspondent few DAYS aro,
thAt there had been provision made Tor tho Deno-
cratic |ofAers In the district SHd that nearly all ta7
P"sI onreE we're st IN control o. ths republicans IA
one instance a Republican Posmas er having moved =
mile from tn io~u Tor spite aud IL s'tli holding A."
This forgetnllness or indispositIon on the
part OF Prof. WILSON 10 DO anything for the
benefit Of tho Democracy and the Demo
cratic workers in his district. is at least con-
Sistent. Evidently he is an amiable non
partisan, Local surroundings and Circum-
stances make him Democrat; but at Wash
tngton he has shown himself To be a second
hand Republican economist. He has let
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The California Midwintcr Fair.

800 80
me peoi'e Oh tue Iacliic ot"tes are en-
th"sIas''c over nHe prospects oi tne 'al'ior-
III" i'''"t"'c' ar "n'cii ~ " 'o opene"
III "a! r,"nr'''o lo''"lE"t hence' on
Ne" lear p"y, All 'he HIa'es lying ne-
W." tno l".'", |eeau "nu tno iorhy
'''" .''"7 a. " W Icy t'p'ooen.I" III
~ anu ~ WIN oo iu'I"c' 'hi,enen win On
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a.. anu u'9o run EUROPE, A''"' anu A"e',"''a
Inc t,.nE9 '','' i'"'o o'en eeh' " IL iro'i
'''' N"''"HU HN''7''''.' WIN .''"'c o"I
"'cI S"i"I P'luoh vi 'tS 'iuitharioue at
u"r''o'''' ~ - w w, :" '"o mani " ulsPiny
vi '"e ''9""'eo anu ,'' "'i Ne"i '''o 'ei"o
coast ana ~ VIII De the ilr7'colhPrehenSiVe
o'ap'a! vi 'ieih '.iaI mas uN'r ocen iiiaue'
r"r Tue paS' ie" WceAS our ,"'iiornia
ro.te"p"I"'ies nave o''n happy IN the pe-
''t '""' '"o ar Mi'i uVV'"cl 'nu''ituue Vi
r,s'Ioie lio''' INC N''u'e anu Eas "tates'
my MAINTAIN tl'a' 'i'ny people from TINS
p'rtoi 'nt country luEe a.teauy oeeh Drawn
thoIc ny 'hc Pf"uiise Oh Tue fa'r' We arc
.''' 'ha' 'no nun'ocr vi Eae'ernefS VINO
ha'' 'h'oi'u oin'" ~ 1no various ilhes
o' tr"hScoh.'neH'a' t'a'e' CURING the hrs6
ir'i,iSm' VI ."o P'oe"h' ihon.h mas oeoh
ho"''y 'i'oo "'"'s ~ .a'So Us III tio corre-
si"l"'is p'li''' VI 'ae' yo'r OF Vi any pre-
N'o"S year AN, we at" gwen 10 understand
thuI thls surprising increase OF westward
Ha'ei Is uue I" tue Wiuespreau uesire lhat
eN'St9 III tn' EASTERN o'"'ea vi tho Union 10
see tne Aiu"'htcT ar we ourselves are
uhaple either 10 sulhsay thls OPINION or 10
con'irih II.
mo "oru mi""lnt'r wiz not mlslead
ahypody VINO KNOWS anything OF the ell
niato "i '"iio''in. i"e season TOT the fair'
from the uihe OF us opening IN January
through INC months Oh us continuance Is
the most s'hlal season "i the year IN 'ail-
lorna Inc temperature Is moderate ram
j. lh'rePueh'' ana the weather Is CAIN
IL Is l,Fo.!h"eu sprlhEtuo' In our winter
t'"'e' ."''iorHia Always attracts Nsitors
rom "t"er ra''S o' Tue country,
Ne nav examine" SET oi monographs
vi t''o ar HIoun"9 anu "u''u'hha a. l"eS
"pP'".'" no""' "e"N ago anu W Ih' "e-
signs lor tn'u'' oy wii'ch VIZ may I"uS' now
."'S VI" "P'."' "i''n ,"''i,r't'", n'""H-
l"i 'nno'" - tt' 81" VI 'Ho run III "o'"eh
""I1 am .! '''o "r'n'. "nu Vi "''hoS'IroP'
""' iuNut''"'' "'o '"o no"eI7 anu ne"eta-
S'''il III '''o 9e'9'' INV IN" eur
ms VI ~ 'e"s' t,o c'''',l ones "'nons lnoih'
i' ,,S VI '"'" s''u"I.ou' i"o ril'
,a'.,,a' ''"'.'H - ET'n VI E@EPti"h ai'h',
~, ~" i'IDl", AVS o"Hu'n@ 10 o'
ir,, 80 az , ~. .''"','e", AI's n"''n
h,'i,,Iir,, .. pa,a,',.Sy.rl - '"s ~ ''ul'u'''
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why Not LET A-.r,e-a Az. Il wItA ~,
Reste

To THE EDrToR OF TIE sUN-Sr; Your
editorial Of Dec. 10. An Hands Must Be Let
In."is certainly timely TO the tariff situation
TO date. But whore does the American artist
come in at ALP Will his pleadlnRs be heard
before the Ways and Means Committee
In addition TO free art in general. the last
revised draught Of tho tariff measure SPECIFICS
original drawings and sketches and artists
proofs OF etchlnGs and enRravngs Us being
added to the free list Surely the outlook for
the art worker In America is not bright. be he
painter Illustrator. or engraver. Our artists
have always had many scouragements to
contend with and our workers Just now are
lust beginning to establish a reputation in
this land OF varied Industries.
American art schools are graduating hun
dreds Of hopeful aspirante for artistic honors.
VIII there not be much disappointment IN
store for them when in equal composition
with the workers Of old Europe2 Modern
methods OF process engraving have already
driven many skiliul enRrnvers TO the wal.
compelling them to aOaudOn their life voca-
lions and some OF the magazines and per-
odicHls are striving 10 show how To- illustrate
a number without the aid OF an artist.
When tariff duties are taken OIL foreign art,
what will 10 lett for the artistic future Of
America? Why not lot in AMERICAN ARr2
IlEC n
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Tn. rr,s,s.rt OF o.su College Protests In-
s,au-stIy Axainst the Policy OF Isfasy
,rs the Adrniatstrnuo - Aspersions OF
~. p.oyt.fopnI coyerrment.

FERnnNewt -
diau.atIy Azrin-t th~ Poiiey OF Isfasy
ava the Adr,iatstrntio - Aspersions OF
the Provisional Government.
To THE EpIroR OF THE SUN-!Sr: American
citizens here are thoroughly Indignant Mt the
unjust and mnnifestly proiudiced report oil
Commissioner Blount 10 Hawaiian affairs. HIS
insults TO United States Minister stevens. his
rudensss toward the better element in this
community. his evident preference for the
lower strata OF society we're all overlooked. be-
cause he was the representative OF the United
States. and We felt confident that fair treat
ment would be ultimately accorded to us. But
the time has come when every American here
should speak out in no uncertain terms and
appeal to our fellow citizens at home We be-
lieve that the American people are with US.
and that they will not tolerate such Injustice
such a crime against civilization. as Mr.. Cleve-
land and Mr.. Gresham seem to have deter
mined upon.
The United states troops did not overthrow
the Government Of Queen LiliuokalanL She
was driven from the throne BY the united force
ofAmorican. German. Portuguese. and English
mechanics merchants. and professional men.
who have been eoaded TO rebellion by the out
rageous conduct Of the Queen herself There
was no plot entered into BY the hettcr element
The majority was disposed to tolerate even he
disgrace Of selling out the kingdom to the lot
terry schemers and the opium swindlers: but
when Queen Liliuokalnni undertook to over
throw tho Constitution and rule as an absolute
monarch she showed her com plete inability to
comprehend the spirit Of the present age.
The contest Is between the civilization
founded here by the American missionaries In
1921 on the one hand. and on the other the
scheminR demagoGues and irresponsible adj
venturers leading the ignorant portion OF the
Hawaiians and hnlf-castes. A very large part
OF the Hawaiian element-which. by the way,
is less than half the whole popuation-is on
the side of the Provisional Government
The chara, ter OF President Dole and his Cab
met is above criticism. They are men OF a
high order OF ability. and are trusted implic-
lily by all classes here. L. A. HosMER,
PRESIDENTS OFFICE. OAHU COLLEGE, HoNo-
LULU II. l., Dec. l.
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THE HhWAIIAN QUESTION
seriou. Charge Against Secretary
Grrshnm.

fr1m the Pn'' hTprs,.
Charles +. Carter was one OF the Commits
sioncrs appointed BY the Provisional Govern
ment OF Hawaii to treat with the United States.
In letter written at Honolulu Nov. 80 to the
Secretary OF state. Mr.. Carter says:
when Mr. Castle left Mr.. Thurston went to Chicago.
and was alone in Washington. where remained for
two months. You constantly declined to allow
interview for the purpose OF making statement for
Government. Atthe interviews which we did have
you ?ontedly evaded all Efforts which attempted at
leaving you statement. once going so far inter.
runt me by rising from your seat excusing yourself
and abruptly leaving tire The day that the news
reached Washington of the lowering OF the flag
called upon you and asked you II the report rus
iou stated tina. you had no official IN formation tho
subject but assumed that the newspapers dispatches
were correct and asked IT, my opinion the course
followed by Nj Blount would be ligely to lead blood
she'd ar violence In Honolulu replied you that tho
Provisional Government was amply able to take care
otissf and that there would b. danger unless the
lowering Of the flag tho first step toward the
toration of the queen. stated positively that there
was no intention 81 restoring the Queen statement
which you repeated At one OF last interviews with
You, AMI the sam" time that you told me you expected
Commissioner Blount to return TO Washington In June
This is very serious allegation. Why did
the Secretary tell the Comm ssioner that there
was no Intention of restoring the Queen? 2"
Walter -. Gresham realizes that he has no
longer the confidence OF the people. he chnies
under the restraints imposed by his chief and
lie worries under the sense OF impending
danger to his reputation; but no ono seems to
have very much sympathy for him. and his
difficulties are the natural result OF tho false
position which he was deluded into assuming
lie should not have taken Cabinet office.
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1t was in the South Carolina House Of
Representatives last week. Judge WATTS OF
Laurehs made an assertion. That's not so -
cried Col. ASHLEY OF Anderson. Judge WATTS
then observed that nobody but a coward would
talk in that way. He had spoken the truth
and he was not to be iatimidatcd. Col ASHLEY
jumped up and averred that he would cnoke
Judge WATTS. I'd Just as soon eat him
as choke him" continued the Colonel
Col. Cox Of Anderson grabbed Col ASHLEY by
the coat and Jerked him back to his seat
Judge WATTS remained cooly standing at his
seat. and stated to the House that he was sur
prised that his word had been questioned. A."
Apparently he was not in the least surprised
by Col. AsHLEY's readiness to choke and eat
him.
We commend this anecdote to tho Hon
JOSEPH Henry WALLER. NJ c.. Of Massachu-
sets. the statesman who addressed the
House OF Representatives in his shirt sleeves.
1t is a warning to him. II Col ASHLEY hadn't
had coat on. Col. Cox couldn't have got n
purchase on him, and wilful anthropophagy
might have been committed. Thus does the
coat m axe the man and foil the man eater.
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The trouble about the pension business at
present seems to BIO that the Hon. HoKE SMITH
started out with big bass drum corTs to find
frauds. and that he has managed TO get the m
will Of the veterans. needlessly insult a good
many honest mon. arbitrarily deprive some
worthy pensioners OF their means OF support,
and find more mnro's nests than frauds.
There is decent way OF doing things ind
there is mean way. and the Hon. lIoKE
SMITHS Arabian charger Is not we'll calculated
for riding on eggs.
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.HoSoLuLu. Dec. 9. via San Francisco. Dec.
loIIhe Rev JRgNo Bisuur. the son OF missionary.
ahd until declining years cnme to him. an active
rreacher went to newspaper office the DAY after the
news OF GEEsHASs letter was received, and SAID
"ihave always been a man OF peace. and am grow.
ing old. bu; can think OF no bette way IN which TO
close long and. hope useful life than to die the
front rank Of those who defend the
ment against the roysists and their CiEvELISD allies
No wonder sPREcKE1s. NoEDHoFr and tho
rest OF the LrL1uoKALANG gang in Hawaii and
the United States hate the missionaries
sons"
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Why did ELIJAH ADAMS MORSE. NJ. c., OF
Canton. got into so wild a rage because
Delegate RAwLINs OF Utah twitted Massachu-
sets with being a sort OF patron or founder
OF polyEamyp President ELIOT OF Harvard
chvalrously defended the Mormons some
years ago and everybody knows that con secu-
tive polygamy prevails in tho Bay State. Is
MORSE pouting because Massachusetts is
called the mother Of Mormonlsm2 Does he
want to restrict her glory to being the mother
of MORsE2
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1893-12-19

A worthy person calling himself a college
evangelist. lectUred to some Philadelphia
young men SUNDAY night An extract:
Tobacco using may not IN itself be a sin but IL i,
ni T,oEs tho body. have heard that u you take
Poulties OF nicotine and ace :; a barred spot on
rab,Ts stomach he Will de IN a few hours Is that
true."
Cruelty 10 animals. StllL the college eyance-
list was right in warning against nicotine
poultices. The improper use Of nicotine must
be discouraged We are sorry to learn that the
nicotine poultico habit is prevalent in Ph.la-
dephia-
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1893-12-19

Chicago Is in tumultuous condition to-
day. The Republicans say they are going to
elect tho Hon. GEORGE l.. SWIFT Mayor and
the Democrats say they arc going to elect
joins T. HorKINs Mayor. Tho great issue
seems to be the West Side. Mr. SWIFT. accord
Ing to the Hon. WILLIAM Mason. himself n
West slider. represents the West Side. We
shall know tomorrow whether that famous
and gifted region OF Chicago has been vindi-
Gated,
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A Daughter or . Revolutionary ome.r.

To THE EDITOR OF THE SUN-Sir: In a re-
cent issue YOU state that Mrs Valentine Of
Brooklyn is believed to be the Youngest living
child of Revolutionary ofIlcer. Mrs. Sarah
Anderson Kendrick. a sister Of Gen. Robert
Anderson OF Sumter fame, IL yet living In Gin
cinnati, being 40 years OF age. Her brother.
Gov. Charles Anderson. IL still living In kut-
tawa. Ky. Their father was born In 1850. and
their grandfather in 1712 1t seems somewhat
singular to find three generations taking us
back to the days Of Queen Anne and Louis
XIV. THOMAS NJ. ANDERSON
Colonel Fourteenth Infantry.
VANCOUVER BARRACKS Wash. Dec. 8. 1893,
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Smiling Bon TAYLOR. whose mastery Of
the catGut made him Governor OF Tonnes
see. lectured in Washington last night on
Tho Paradise OF Fools" Mr. TAYLOR has
been much annoyed 10y the report that his
lecture relates to the Reform Club.
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"7 mo .r.'-|, n IfHfr 90 2.
Trr Srr Won. SOS Is the Br q t-sr .lHns' original
ard race; atrrv-I ~ rraEEcl 90 mems rams -sIs-
crr" so uEuer newspaper puu.rI IS -a inform y
rrrdtJ.e. las after dHy. 30 instructive a4us rg. aud
.-as'ug characteristics aud pletIr-tt c from ils
"a Eozl 60 never r,uys court tenn. GHF SrN Il
the marvel u ia readers aud ihe euyy OF ls con
teu Poraries.
PROM t- Dru.cr7fis H,r,Ff, C'st,. " T.
Tus shines for al. aud shines brEHtsE ever
rear IN every WAJ
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The Hon. WILLIAM FREDERICK Copy.
Buffalo Bill, is said to want the Republican
nomination for Governor OF Nebraska. lie
would be decorative candidate, u good!y
man on horseback. but We fear the short-hair
element could not he enlisted for him.
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GRESHAM Perhaps the answer could be
found In tho latter documents. The In
curry Is not finished
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1893-12-19

Idpeh,ensnt, for TEE wEEELI Sun. HHsd
ts.norrov morning. must Be handed in hti even
t-s before o'clock
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Mr. JosEPH Cook has gone West. nnd
the afTrighted billiards. are scurryinG toward
the Pacific. holding their sides and painting
wildly
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1893-12-19

Dow friends uhs favor us,otth rnanusor tpts Jor
publication rish 10 hare rejected articles returned
vev prusttn all cases send stamps for that purpose
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Who Is the most popular teacher INDIAN
dp"''' '>s1hH'.
That depends on the locality. but HoYLE will
get good vote In every State.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1893-12-19

The grave OF the late famous gourmet
pie.-IhiiIi'iphn I,ss.
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Posthumous scandal OF magnates. Mon
sieur never ate pie.