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Arizona republican., 1893-05-17
MESA MATTERS.
I Chinese Fear Deporta-
 ton.
Makes Furious Attack on .,IIIlon Clad Sauaw, Who
 psscued With Difficulty.

o,i,,sn exciting incident was wit Vn ,3 vesterday, as Farley Shrine was ir ,o TOW with a young calf by an a'n"c n,n. camp in one of the back streets 'I' '",. The COW losing sight of her 1%,am % minute and seeing the squaws a. ',...i in Mexican red, at once con- 1'a,j that they were the cause of her .I .I and immediately charged the fu Catching one squaw, the infuri- slGt tss.t s bore her to the groudd, gor- isa Tsr Jsrsp flesh wound with her sharp HS %; in the upper part of the arm. oal 'I men ran to her assistance, but wv" .ar was not driven off until she ai i.i C Ccbsrsed upon the poor squaw a h time. The same COW & few sSar S.,s, after gored and killed one of s."iore .S Sirrine,s fine blooded mares. % r, Mesa water wagon is again at ri Jones of Lehi paid Mesa a busi- ,., visit today.
 re. Hofs sewing machine agent IS +s,iS, s tbi. district again. v,a City has plenty of fine apricots ,Jrps pIums in the market. n, ,bree.vear old child of MT. and |vn ], W. HorsIey B very sick. vr Elizabeth Mcdonald, of Lehi, ,,,yi.itor in Mesa this morning. v. Maggie Mcdonald, who has been |..,Sns in the Mesa Coop. is quite ill. \, w. Jones drove in from his |,B 6 miles southeast of Mesa today blsres:.
 h. Ttrs the prosperous cattle king Arizona, paid Mesa a pleasant busi- x, visit this morning. The addition to the Mesa Coop. is |,D ,be second floor and is now ready | ghs carpenter work. l,,i,e J. II. POmeroy says that he 1 |,r ,5out 75 t) so per cent. of his as- |ssHg done in this district. D. Tippel is building a nice frame 1 sisnce on his property which he re- l S,iy purchased from o. Daley. ns POnerov block is now finished. | l usains len, neat well finished | l |mn, all of which are rented at good | GT ES Guthrie has just finished quite | l.san! shooting gallery, just west
 Ge grocery department of the Mesa Ag.
 kB. B. Hartzel is canvassing Lehi bIanity for the enlarging of pictures
 D H,ps of the Grand Canyon of the
 'l1O.
 AA Grouse and F. A. Hough will slIiew hGndred pounds of apricots aiI ,oHg the line of the Southern hlttR. R.
 k InO. Anderson drove in from his a'd :Oltheas; of Mesa, with about
 & pounds of bailey, which he sold to aasCO. 0p.
 h Sjukins and a few others of &, VII start for the gold region in 2slOenttiOn mountains the latter Etd the week.
 h H. s. Peterson left Mesa this lH1g to visit among her many
 hisID Utah. She expects to spend
 znlneF there, not returning until
 IOtOber.
 iser < Cuber's furniture and sec.
 Aind store is finished. The
 aa H nOw being placed on the
 s'e and will be in good running
 Ns ihs week.
 le lolr Chinese in Mesa are bewail-
 4ns iact ot the Chinese exclusion
 'aGa will make them scarce Tn
 aoaily, where they have been liv.
 ,a@e hope of a golden future.
 fS was agreed upon here last
 ',5 tT e''een JnO. Richards bay mare
 ogl' Billy, for $l ,O0O a side. The
 a@e quarter of a mile, and is to
 ""n ln Globe on the 4th of July.
Arizona republican., 1893-05-17

THE YEAR. Write to G. T. Atchison, Topeka x Santa Fe illustrated brochure, entitled
Arizona republican., 1893-05-17

,,.;, S..'' q Hough of Mesa City, have \, -''sl company for the purpose of Y, .,'Aal shipping green fruits, nuts, !. @'%' All those having any of 'ao's named articles for sale, '' a'I aud see or write to
 GROUSE & HoUGH, E,n., Mesa City, Arizona. ''' 'ne highest market prices.
Arizona republican., 1893-05-17
A GARDEN SPOT.
Inducements Offered By the SOuh Side to
 HOmeSeekerS.

The Consolidated is the largest of the great canals the south side The system consists of 40 miles of mar canal 75 miles of main laeras and 50 miles of smaller ateras distributed that 100000 acres of land may bt irrigated
 Besides this great system the following canals with underlying territory must be considered: The Highland canal 20 miles, 15OOo acres the Mesa canal 10 miles, 2O 900 acres the Utah. 10 miles, 10000 acres the Tempe miles, 3OOOO
 The entire region about Mesa derives its life from these systems which also contrbutoy in the highest de- gree the agricultural prosperity of the country around Tempe.
 There rapidly spreading belief that that part of the valley in which these two hourishing towns are located the garden spot of Arizona and developments justify the growing belief
 ts not improper in this connection describe briefly the grounds upon which this belief is based and the natural reasons why it is so.
 The country about Mesa will probably within the next productive frugrowing region in the United States as now known to be the chief fruit belt of the valley
 It differs sufficiently in altitude from the rest of the valley to insure semitropcal fruits against danger from frost always imminent in the favored regions of Cali forna.
 The altitude is S16 feet higher than Tempe and 172 above Phnx rendering somewhat cooler than either place in and slightly warmer in winter.
 Vineyards dot the country in every direction and hun Mesa City, the center oths lovely region ideal village of 1900 people, situated 6S miles of Tempe and about 17 miles from Phoenix
 The business and commercial interests include one bank general merchandise hardware store blacksmith shops, lumber yard and saloons
 The buildings of good character and become more preentious yearly. As might be expected in such there excellent church and school facilities and the town is sufficiently metropolitan to support small opera house.
 Communication, is maintained with the neighboring tes of Tempe and Phoenix by of two daily stages
 Three miles east of Mesa City is the prosperous village of Leh among whose other industries and features is the best in Arizona and known throughout the erritory
 The mesa proper extends to the river four miles north
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-08-11

NEW YORE Aug. 10.-state and western flour
quiet, easy; low extras, &l.9j@2.45; city mills
patents, S425045O, fair 90 fancy, S2456B.45;
Minnesota clear, s2.5O89; pstents, si94S0;
snperhne, Sl.75G225; city mills, S303S5I
winter wheats, low grades, Slg5ig !.45; patents,
S8.4Od4; straigLls, S3.3u0E rye mixtures $3.50
034O. fine, Sl7 Ca2in, southern dull, weak;
common to fair extra, e. lUdS.l0g0od to choice
extra, s8l50425. Rye flour steady, fair de-
mand. Wheat firm, dull; September, $3.50
691sc.; October, Ti1S01l16c5 December, 1910
1916. May, a3d '2}se. Rye nominal; western, 53c.
Corn steady No. 2, 47}sg SIC; Ausus' 1850
lslsc September, A. l5-l6Gis5so.; October, 4s1s
ltl3cIsc. Oats quiet steady september SOM
@j05ScS October, 31603JAo,i state, S4645c.i
western, 8ia45e.
PHILADELPHIA, Aug. l0.-Beef quietI extra
mess, S1.5 as; family, sl08l2 Pork quiet,
firm; new mess, Sl4@l5. Lard quiet, higher:
steam rendered, $500 Butter In good demand,
hrmer; New York dairy, l6lzd2lo.i western
do, l4Glfc.; Elglns, 2l4622c.; New York
creamery, 2l1a022c; western DO, l6@2l16c.i
imitation creamery, l41h0lsc. Cheese In light
demand, easy: New York large white. $40
9c.t do. colored gllc.; do. small, Sde14e.i part
skins, l1S08o.; full skins, A8lo Eggs In
moderate damand, steady;Neg YORK and Penn
sylyanis l5G.; western, ia Go.
BALTIMORE, Aug, l0-Flour dull, unchanged.
Wheat flrinsr. Corn dull easy; white corn,
by sample, SO yellow do, do, Ao@5Jc. Oats
quiet. Rye quiet Hay steady; good 70 choice
timothy. s2O.5C@22 Cotton nominal; middlinR,
Sc. Provisions hrm, unchanged. Butter
steadisr; creamery. fancy, 22c,i do, fair 10
choice, l802lc; do, imitation, lso.; ethers
unchanged. Eggs scarce at lac.
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his feet together"
liceman. ] took PAS meerscham pipe
case and tied a little piece of ice over the
end the stem goes in, and after Pa and
Ma was asleep we went in the room, and
put the cold muzzle Of the ice revolver
to PAS temple, and when he woke up
told him if he moved a muscle or said
word / would spatter the wall and the
counterpane with his brains. He closed
his eyes and began to pray. Then stood
off and told him to hold up his hands
and tell me where the valuables was. He
neld up his hands and sat up in bed and
sweat and trembled and told us the
change was in his left hand pants pock-
ct and that Mas money purse was in the
bureau drawer in the cuff box, and my
chum went and got them.
spa shook so the bed fairly squeal1ed,
and l told him | was a good notion to
shoot a few holes in him just for fun,
and he cried and said, Please, Mr.. Bur
glar, take all have got, but spare poor
old mans life, who never did any harmH
Then | told him to lay down on his stom-
ach and pull the clothes over his head
and stick his feet over the footboard, and
he did it, and | took a shawl strap and
was strapping his feet together, and he
was scared, tell you. 1t would have
been all right if Ma hadn't woke up. Pa
trembled so Ma woke up and thought he
had the ager, and my chum turned up
the light to see how much there was in
Mas purse, and Ma see me and asked me
what / was doing, and told her l was
burglar, robbing the house.
81 don't know whether Ma tumbled TO
the racket or not, but she threw pillow
at me and said, Get out of here, or I'll
take you across my knee, and she got up,
and we run. She followed us to my room
and took Pas jointed fshpole and mauled
us both until / don't want any more
burglng, and my chum says he will never
speak to me again. Ididn't think Ma had
SO much sand. She is brave as a lion,
and Pa is a regular squaw. Pa sent for
me to come to his room this morning,
but amt well and am going out to Pc
waukee to camp out till the burglar scare
is over. If Pa comes around here talk
ing about war times and how he faced
the enemy on many a well fought field,
you ask him # he ever threw any bur,
glars down banister. He is a frod, Pa
is, but Ma would make good chief Of
police, and don't you let it escape you." 3"
And the boy took his canned ham and
lobster, and tucldng some crackers inside
the bosom Of his blue flannel shirt start
ed for Pewaukee, while the grocer looked
at him as though he was a hard citizen.
(TO BE Continued
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VIENNA, Aug. 11.-AD official statement
issued by the sanitary council of Austria
declares that the condition Of the count y
with regard to cholera is very precautions
much more serious than it was In 1892.
Cholera has broken cut among navies--
mostly Italians and Croatians-bullding a
railway at Marmaros, on the Galiclan
frontier. Thirty-fye men have Glread y
died. One hundred have fed in the dlrec'
tion of their homes without waiting for
their wages
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BuNGLINe executions in this couu-
try are simply up 10 the point of artist
1, perfection when compared with
ree.ut one in Krems, Austria. In
Austsa hanging, at the best, is not
quite sofne an art nor 50 painless a
death, All is in this country. Cap.
ital punishment is inflicted by hang
ing the vietiA homa post with hook
at the top for hiding the rope. At the
Krems executioAit was found that
something piegeINd the moose from
making short work [the condemned
man. The execution after watch
ing his struggles for Wv minutes
mounted ladder, put Onehand over
the mouth of the gasping> wretch
seized his throat with the 9th. and
ehoked the life out Of him. The eao-
ials of the Auburn state prison, so
failed TO elecuocute their victim q
the first round, took more refined
and probably more merciful manne
of satisfying the demands of the law
by keeping him in an unconsciou
condition until the broken current
from the prison dynamo was replaced
BY one from the city plant, but never
theless the published details Of the
thing were shocking in the extreme.
although there was no intentional
brutality as at the Krems execution
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Die mlicit stim pestroyed.

LOUISVILLE, Aug 11.-Revenue Agent
Hazard received information of the seizure
Of an extensive moonshine still In Rock
Castle county, which the government off
GERS have been making every effort to find
for some time. General Deputy Collector
Randall learned that the still was located
on Brush Creek, and after a protraoted
search he found it cleverly concealed in a
cave. Nobody was in the cave at the time
and Deputy Randall and his posse de-
stroyed 300 gallons Of mash and beer, a
still of forty-dve gallons capacity and
other paraphernalia, This is one of the
largest plants seized for mony months.
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CHAPTER v.


his IA ~ a DARN ADW ARD
81 suppose you think my Pa is a brave
man" said the bad boy TO the grocer as
he was trying a new can opener on tin
biscuit box in the grocery, while the gro
Ger was putting up some canned goods
for the boy, who said the goods were for
the folks TO use at a picnic, but which
were TO be taken out camping by the boy
and his chum.
ooh, Isuppose he is a brave man" said
the grocer as he charged the goods TO the
boys father. "Your Pa is called a ma
ior, and you know at the time Of the re-
union he wore n veteran badge and talked
TO the boys about how they suffered dur
ing the war"
Suffered nothing" remarked the boy
with a sneer, unless they suffered from
the peach brandy and leather pies Pa sold
them. Pa was a sutler-that's the kind
of a veteran he was-and he is a coward"
"What makes you think your Pa is a
coward" asked the grocer as he saw the
boy slipping some sweet crackers into his
pistol pocket
"Well, my chum and me tried him
last night, and be is so sick thismorning
that he can't get up. You see, since the
burglars got into Magie's Pa has been
telling what he would do if the burglars
| got into our house. He said he would
| Jump out of bed and knock one senseless
with his fist and throw the other over the
banister. / told my chum Pa was a cow
ard, and we fixed up like burglars, with
masks on, ard had Pas long hunting
boots on, and we pulled caps down over
our eyes and looked fit to frighten po-
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Precautions Against yellow Fever.

NEW ORLEANS, Aug. II. - The state
board Of health met to act on the threat
ened yellow fever epidemic at Pensacola
After a full discussion Of the subject il
was determined to take every precaution
against the introduction Of the disease
here short Of absolute quarantine. Every
through train on the Louisville and Nash
Vile road carried many passengers out Of
Pensacola. All of them were caught about
thirty miles from this city and detained.
All passengers from Pensacola will be do
tanned five days.
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PITTsBURG, Aug. 1.-THE consolidation
Of the State Line and the Fairmount,
Morgantown and Pittsburg roads has
been completed Thomas NJ. King was
chosen president and Major J. B. Wash
ington secretary. The roads will form an
important adjunct to the Baltimore and
Ohio system, to which they belong, max.
ing an air line from Pittsburg to central
West Virginia, opening up great GOAL,
coke and timber country.
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buffalo, Aug. l.-Cattle strong coarle
green sieors, s35 Hogs closed strong and IOt.
higher for an grades; Workers, s6.3566.40: pig
light, 81 45a850 good mediums, SH4s.31;
packers and heavy, s5s5e6; roughs, 443tbo.
sheep and lambs steady; good sheep, f3i a.
choice wethers. S4,25045J; culls and common,
S2d3.5O, lambs, fair to good, St.75e5 IS, no sz-
ira here; culls to good 90 504.O Il
EAST LIBERrT, Pa, Aug. TO- Cattle slow
prime. SA.5og4 e5i good, st&1!Ql eommeA to
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THE MESSAGE.

THE MHSSAGH.
In HIS message to Congress, given i'm
our news columns Wednesday, Presi-
dent Cleveland diates on the existence
of an alarming and extraordinary bus
mess situation, but makes the fatal
and almost criminal blunder Of attri-
buting It largely to Congressional
legislation touching the purchase and
coinage of silver. Instead of broad
statesmanship we find in this docu-
ment commonplace summary Of fl
naneial issues, tinged with the usual
amount of Cleveland egotism Instead
of the voice Of great leader we find
the echo of the mere partisan free
trader. Instead of mastery view OF
the entire situation, the country is
treated to brief argument for uncon-
ditional repeal of the Silver act and a
hint that if Congress heeds this object
lesson on the installment plan it may
be followed in September by another
on tariff reform.
There is literally nothing new
nothing hopeful, nothing helpful,
nothing suggestive, nothing that shows
Grover Cleveland has mastered the sit
uation and that he and his party are
united on some remedy after they
have torn the Sherman silver plaster
off the wound. After the repeal Of the
Sherman act, what then? That is
the question the people of the United
States of all shades of political faith had
earnestly hoped Mr.. Cleveland would
answer. The President, however,
conveniently leaves this part of the
problem to Congress. Yet he must
know that the silver question will not
down even If, under the stress Of the
present business situation, the Sher-
man law should be uncondtionally
repealed. The message either indi
Gates a lack of true appreciation Of the
present condition of affairs or absolute
ancapacity on the part of Mr. Cleve.
land and his Cabinet to deal with the
fiscal and economic problems which
confront them. If it. be true, as MI
Cleveland asserts, that the embarrass
ments from which the business Of the
country is suffering arise as much
from evils apprehended as from those
actually existing, why did he not by a
few we'll chosen sentences calm the
apprehensions of business men and
manufacturers throughout the country
by saying they need fear no injury
from the forthcoming tariff revision?
Had Mr. Cleveland thought proper
to have done this he would have allevi-
ated the condition of many working
!. man this winter and reduced the con-
sIsStly increasing army of the unem-
ployed. Instead Of these word Of en-
eouragement or any recognition that
fear of tariff changes has had much to
do with present conditions, we have
nothing save a promise that be and
his party fanatics intend TO carry the
work of "tariff REFORM through, utter
ly regardless of the consequences to
our industrial and business interests.
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CARLISLE, Pa, Aug, 1.-THE directors
of the car works here have decided to
partly shut down the works for an in
definite time, owing to the tightness Of
money matters, and to employ but few
men. The company has orders for cars,
but they are not pressing.
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Fsli Forty Foet.

SPRINGFIELD, O., Aug. 11.-At Round
head, o., seven carpenters were working
on the roof of the new Methodist church,
tine rafters of which broke loose. Five fell
forty feet and two-Oliver Swager and
Clarence Morrow-were fatally injured
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BASEBALL YESTERDAY.


IennHyIVonIa Stato IeaEuo'
At York: York, 3; Scranton, 2.
At Harrisburg Harrisburg %; Reading, 4.
At Johnstown: Johnstown, 2; Easton, @.
At Altoona: Allentown, ~; Altoona, 8.
Eastern League.
At Providence Albany. 10, Providence, 0.
At Erie: Erie, ~; Buffalo, l.
At Springfield: Springfield, 10; Troy, 8.
At Binghamton: Binghsmton, 10; Wilkes
barre, g.
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STOCK AND PRODUCE MARKET S

Closing Quotations of the New York and
Philadelphia Exchanges.
NEW YoRK, Aug. l0.-There was general
advance in prices on the Stock Exchange 70.
day. Though there was less continued activ-
ity, there was steady recovery. Closing bids:
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A FIRE occurred a few nights ago, and a
reporter TO gain a good view clambered on
to the roof of an adjacent workshop. A
policeman saw him, and the following CON
versation took place:
Policeman-Come down out O. that, young
man.
Reporter-But Pm a reporter, and want
TO get description of the fire.
Policeman-Get out wild you. You can't
stay there. You kin foind all about it from
the papers in the morning
He came own.-Tit-Bits.
bad News.
Won Blumer-I have just heard the news,
old man. and congratulate you. But ]
thought you always got new suit when
there was "A new arrival at your house.
Plankington (sadly)-Not this time, old
fellow ! couldn't afford it,
Won B!umer-Why, how's thatR
on-Twins.-Clothier and Fur
nisher