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The Daily bulletin., 1893-12-08

A South Sea Islander, with the
Irish name John Reilly, had an al
tercation with Chinaman named
Nun Seong at the Fishmarket yes
terday afternoon over the price of
fish. Reilly became angered over
something the Chinaman said which
resulted in a scutfie. Captain Lang
Icy happening along arrested the
men for affray.
For some time past the police
have been keeping their eyes on
Kong Sal, an opium dealer. Last
night officers B. Fabian and Sam
Stone made a raid Oh Sai's house on
Smith street, and caught him in the
act of dealing out opium in lichee
nuts. He was taking the dope from
a hornful of the stuff. In the room
was also found smoking outfit.
Mrs. d. McGregor met with a
rather serious accident Oh Tuesday
evening, Dec. 5th, through falling
into hole on the sidewalk Of Nuu
anu Avenue, two doors above the
White House. The attention of tn.
Road Supervisor is called to this
spot, as Others may meet with th'
same ill-luck, for it is a veritabI'
pitfall to the unwary.
John H. Apio and David l.. Ka
lawaia have filed suits Of damage
for $500 each against Senior Captain
Andrews of the police force. A
will he remembered Andrews mad
a raid on the premises Of the afore
mentioned gentlemen and arreste'
j. f. Comes, the jeweler, with thirt
tins of opium in his possession
Whether Comes good standing i
the Annexation Club or some othe
"pull" had anything to do with i
i, the charge was mol. pros'd an
Comes was discharged
+, All 10y, a half-caste Chinamal
( was arrested yesterday morning i
) Detective Larsen for attempte
. burglary of residence ON Smit
. street the night before. The pr
< soner is an old jail-bird and vi
}. only released from Oahu jail [
r Nov, llth, During the interim
I has committed three burglaries Al
y attempted several others. Detecti
) Larsen is pretty certain that Ali IL
I committed the burglary at the Ct
d terion Saloon and is engaged ON u
case,
The Daily bulletin., 1893-12-08

SHE iDrnr for The Harcniioo LJmd,
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13
WON OUT BY FALFA
Alleaons Daughter Captures the
Purse for a-Ysaf-OldH
CAMBRIDGE GIRL AsuRpalsE


E.Fan tia inassncs q tree gats and
nsz phiEAs.frs did nos brshg large At
trnAzaes IL la1iies. and net = large
erosd q the sternsr ser we're IN attend
So sn tia clozlas day q What must b
tersssd q very successful race meeting.
even In ths face % lsck Of patronage.
ne r4eisg throuzhout has been good.
ths sszthsr al that could - desired.
lEs flslds larxs aud ths races On the
square; yss for sons unsccoont2bis
roesoa ths people have not turned cut
n nca numbeEs - might have been en-
psetsd. where the racing Was such -
asuid have dons credit 10 any point IN
.ns xrz.d eircslt
IAs three ssenfs on yesterdays card
we're dispsssd Of in straight heatA the
tFlEeipsL feature being the form dis
! a0ef b. ne Two hlllss Fsifz and Lady
i'osfsr. which made the racing IN the
: year-old troL IL IL Improbable that
tNo bettnr youngsters have come To-
Heiher tfis year than this pair. AZ
ssasr either would loak veil In ths con-
gany - the best u the season
A wark cut male. between heats. ~
lie bit black stallion. Coraiioid. IN
fhieA hs niado losiag break. caused
~ loeing a skos in the stretch. but In
sAed Ia -.iz4. wss tie fastest nile
slo4n BY a trotter during the week.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13
WEAK, DISCOURAGED. DISHEARTEyED.


fhond Of aAy sussas FROM ss 1s ssla y s ssss
sae1la - o.
al
unhes
address
ons bsddss The q
asanh
these SYMPTOMS IN
man
feeling hssd feck
IL
prorsnon hsadaehe or
and
aed failed
ell ana talk VAN
uitaton INC
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

Two khIrsis ala opsc. tral-h- G.
Tylsr. spsinxfela hrst. tine "a 2ss q.
Lsm~lsn. chic.ro. sks<d.
Oas nile. esn>olation C 7. Nelson.
Chicago. nrsf nne 39g So H. a. Wa~
req secczd. IL A. GlLbsas. Chicago
third
Ietrrnsficn2l eh.npissshiR leo klIo.
r.eiafs lssz nilss 10 fsstf-L ). hsntiss,
6outh Africa. WOO. Tins z'ss ~ 4oi -
halbrseAt ch>c2zc. slso fnixhed VIII
IAN Hlsiop. C(ns3z: y. wsltss. W. W.
Linnsmsn. A.E Fsel and J. r. Ofxfxs,
unitsd stzfsa started. bat did net haish.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

Lonx Delays CEASED Rsws 20 o.
Over Entli ,zond.y-

Dxrnorf. Mica. Asg. R-Ihe course
A hale lie wa - rough today that 10
uas after 6 o'clock befors the wstsr was
suaooth saouzh f.s even open boats and
the Ten cared bsrxcs we're nfst called
The Wolverine and Tecumseh eEe9s
we're the only snfrie& The Tecumsehs
turned one struks ahead q the wolver-
ins~. out the latter overlook and parsed
them. Winning hy an open length
he E4ndssa canoe race Was woa essr
uy BY tie ArEoazuts Of Toronto -
After the race every body waited until
so for the course 10 become little
smoother. The senior fours were then
called and the ArEonauts went to the
froat and turned an icngths In advance
Of the othera The Wyzndoftss made .
desperate eight on the way home. but the
Argonauts bad no much up their sleeve
% ALLOW themselves 10 Be eysrtakcn.
Standish and Lyon Of Detroit had IL al
their own gay IN the senior pairs. ~ no
other crew started. Ia the doubles the
Stars who won. rowed under protest
After this race il became % dark that
there was no chance for deciding the
junior singles and they will be rowed
Monday morning.
Following are tho summaries:
Ten-oared barges--W olverines OF De-
troit won; time. 1907; Tecumsehs OF
Walksryille second
Tandem canoe-C. III. and p. O.
Muntx Of the Argonauts won; time. $40,
Reynolds and Gould OF Detroit second.
Senior fonrs-Argonauts OF Toronto.
A. Z. Burritt. bow; +. A. Thompson. ?;
r. III. Thompson. 3; W. 4. i. Paine.
stroke. won; tune. loaI,s; Wysndottss.
second; time l0s5o5s; Ecorse. third.
Senior pair-F. ID. Standish and +. A
Lyon. Detroit won; no other starters.
no time taken
Senior doubles-Stars OF Buffalo,
Gray and Currsn won; time. 1887; Ar
gonauts Of Toronto. second
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

One limited first-class fare with e2o0
additional for the round trip harvest
excursions August -. September II and
October 10, 1888 The Wisconsin Gen.
trsl lines will run low rate harvest ex-
cursions on above dates TO points In
Minnesota North and South Dakota.
Tickets viii be good twenty (20) days
from date Of sale, with stop-ovcr privi-
leges TO points west Of St. Paul and
Minneapolis For full information adj
dress any Of the company's representa-
tives or Jas. G. Pond, Gen1 Pass and
Tkt Agt. Chicago. Ill
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13
A GRATEFUL WOMAN.

Ms c. schram l. respected and well liked
by ell whe know her. and Ia 10 be found nj
her neat AID pleasant little home, l5s Oak
land svense. She Is well known In church
circle OF the South side and her statement
Il Of Interest 10 all ladies. She saysi
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

welch Combination Folding Bed,
cheap at t23 only $3.50 this week at
Heyman Cohpany'a
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

Our system of mail treatment by means OF
symptom blank and correspondence Il as
perfect and sffecfual as our Office work. Tho
charge Is the same-$5 month covers every
thing. including medicines. Write for symp-
tom blanks.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

Experiments In rain-making al North
park Sunday afternoon forms one ol
the many attractions
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13
u of on everything at stauffer's.

Rain-making experiments Sunday Q
North park.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

ALL PATIENTS WILL BE TREATED
UNTIL CURED FOR Is PER MONTH.
THIS INCLUDES CONSULTATION. Elk
ANIMATION. TREATMENT AND MKDI-
CINE FOR ALL PATIENTS AND ron
ALL DISEASES
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

All our black summer figured dress
goods l0c was &c yard.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

Children's and misses red shoes. all
sizes. soc down from sl.0o.
MouQr's
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

sa.73 Grand Rapids 20 cnicsgo
Via q. a w. NJ ny. and Holland steam
ers- Daily line. See time card. inside
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

Boyer. 50 Canal street. has a clearing
sale on shoes. Great bargains. See them.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

Groe<rsi dsy oeisbtsfion. bexides fas-
ni.klsx numsroas att1sctlons o. eater.
tan fhs~s business aasn and tksir
lris1d.I snd psspo<s 10 fafnizh sttrae.
issns this {ssr s4ssl % estisE THAI. -
tie past Tie aICsrenos sn faro I'D
tine IN ts<nslf tstsssn Grad Rapids
and offsxs beach and Grand Rapids
snd kssds lake u obvious
TIE business msa q Reels Lake.
whose signatures are sppsnded. have
provided = lisf of stsrAetio0s consisting
q athletes. sqskfies mpslcai and start.
ling sxhibltiocA let q which Sill bs
pabllshsd later. They Are eonhiant
snd expect 90 have q crowd 81 Grand
Rapids srocsrs ADD butzherA With their
frisnds. of as large dimensions - 10 the
past All those who are disposed to
show their appreciation of our efforts IN
the past and give encouragement 70 tho
future viii 90 Il by visiting the lake
Aug. t5sh and enjoy the program pre-
SEATED there. And recollect the ones
whoss nance are signed below are en-
ds2vortng % deserve your patroaags
aud commeniation
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

Cambrhixo Girl sarpris-- the Talent
add Captnfcs the MoneT.


Cambridge Girl surprised the talent
~ niich ~ ii,i her brother. Cambridxs
HoT. earlier ~ the vsek Dixie Van
an.l J,.. Razeil wcrs looked upon "a the
pr,,bacie sinners. AMI esthsr had more
sceed than lie chestnut mare bat not
~ The bna ssaiist,ls e. ths end Of tho
aie. and after racing the distances 10
KsfLsr - tha three quarter pole both
strpra.t - paffaxe ~ a cough l0zsnxe.
ttIs "a tiofeisr Sly finished alone
Ils nafretiss tFics repeated tails With
safc.ent accuracy tho details q The
49,.
srNNan4.
prs~ $50. 90 elass. r.scinr.
Gsni hrl,i - tIirf. sh ~. ~ American
es4 Vsisnftas seii fEssgl....... 4 4 4
T5se tsa. O. n. q. Flynn
ffifun f..t--..- -..... ..-...... >
voissas Naid. Z, ~ htmhla
sanan Hiiaes, G. =. smith
tesns'fE ....- ...-...-- -...-.-..-.t.
= 80 t&uelt. 49, ~ Can. Aancocki
1arlrn1 4 Re fksnnsTl ,....... 2 q
To- Fsesfsr. = - Hn1 Iolr II
r. Hsester Maria ..-......-. die
oseff- \, > z. ~ DaIsr. gr.sg.
Frash ffresi y. -. ............... d1s
rnee. 2tfs, 9.i9sf. lslgs.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

"For years / had been suffering from
various ailments which made 1t hard, and at
times impossible, for me 10 do my house.
relief at times. yet I was aware that what
ever lay at the root OF my trouble remained
unhelped. l consulted Drs- Copeland and
Graham for headache In front and back.
pain between my shoulders. weakness, drag
ging pain in the back. and bloating. My
nose felt sore and discharged. i had a
Dipping in my throat, my eyes were weak
and inhamed and there were noises IN my
bead. Ny appetite was variable, had q bad
taste In my mouth. my stomach generated
gas and distressed me frequently. and when
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13
A COMING EVENT.
An Open Letter 70 the Retail oroesrs and
the Citizens of 0rand Rapids

the Citizens Of Grand Rapids
The Retail Grocers' Association or
Committee have resolved 10 hold their
annual picnic at Ottawa Beach
August IL.
Reeds Lake IL suburb OF Grand
Rapids and tho money expended there
by visitors is paid out by resort keepers
in tie city Of Grand Rapids. The men
in business at Reeds Lake have hereto
fore willingly contributed liberal sums
Of money toward paying thesexpenses Of
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

H.B Miller, John n. Poisson. Will
iam Mccarthy. Thomas r. Reed.
Charles q. Godfrey. w. T. Cooper, ~ j.
Mccarthy. W. SHETLAND. Henry J. Rosa.
William Ross. Joseph Cavagnavo. Her
man Tenczts. George Miller. Houdsn 4
Webb.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13
PEN|NSULAR ELECTRIC { ENGINEERING Co,

C,usfaa1sFs 80 rhcaes 80 mAke 81 sp4sir
/ saess rs4Aftets faFslxe spbaEatas aitt
he1ts eFersss ssis fsf Z $780, fssfata
ear esfsssa =. Ne srs e<esoffiax slh4
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

Answer Had the Field &C Ills Mercy
winnlng la slow Time.


Utterly dssoid o. interest OF the sem
k'ance q a contest was the 2.20 trot
Marvin has been very successful all the
year and Ia tie race be had the old car
il.afuss. Answer. AZ none % the others
eould 20 = lick 90 earth any part Of
either Of the tares tailes. he bad the
race sntirsiy at bic marcy. winning In
sioE time. NaEidad was looked on "a a
good herse bot his aiIing leg kept him
IL he stable.
sNtrAaT.
STAKE 81 90. e.3l cisrs. trottlng.
kefssr. :. - An@el. Prospect
ua saFm Narsinl ...-......-.. l
taa i'-Iss. t.> (. - Del SUI; NJ.
s.iis ary &eiis q. ..............- J
Asn ortc3 q EN-. CT RI ~ Eiyrias
-rhaitis slrot keyeal .........s. ?
Sfaater A e. 2. ~ Tramp fante;
81 A. t1der iAlesandaFi.-. 4 :
Ifla. IL. AZ. 1.IIs.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13
First game

Pittsb's..1 I o o o o o o Is 5 [
Lou'e a ! 2 3 o o o 3-h Is
Batferies-colciough, Killen aud Sagden
Manefes and Grim Cmpire--Hurst.
Second game
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13
YESTERDAYS BALL GAMES.
First game

Cls'lnd. L SO so o o s-9li o
81. Lo's.o o 5 o o o o o o-3 0 3
Bsttsries-Toung and GunsonI Gleason
and Peitz- Umpire Lynch
Second game
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

Last week-,4 off--s, stauffer's
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

Cly'ind-.o 8 o o o o o - Q 8
ST Io's..2 o o o o o o Ga 6
Batteries-Cuppy AID Gunson; Breiten-
stein and Peitz- Umpire-Lynch.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

Pittsb'x..s o 80 o o I Ill n 3
Lou'e....e o o o ) o Ola Ia
Bastsries-Colciough, Killen and Stencil
w. Gumbsrt, Hsmming and Weaver. Um-
pire--Hurst.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-08-13

Rait'ore o o o o o o 3-s1s 3
Boston % I o 2 3 5 3 o IA II 4
Battsrie--Hswke and Robinson; Nichols
and Ganzsl. Cmpire--Emslie.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-05-06
The Taxed Breakfast Table.

With their President in the White
House and Democratic Congress at
the Capitol, the free traders have
reached point where they begin to
talk about the taxes which they in
tend to impose on the American peo-
pie. Since the election they have
been gradually approaching advocacy
of the taxed breakfast table. The
movement began with caution, but
has grown in boldness from day to
day and week to week, until now
some of the highest authorities in
the Democratic party are unequivo-
cally on record in favor of duties on
tea, coffee and sugar. The Philadel-
phia Record asserts that, as a pre-
| liminary step to attacking the Nc
! Kinley tariff, new sources of revenue,
which will yield about 500, 900, 900
to the Treasury, must be opened, and
insists that this amount can only be
raised by going "at once to those
sources of fiscal revenue only" These
sources are thus point out:
First in the list is sugar, which at
duty Of II cents a pound only would
yield a revenue of $50, 900, 900 on
the basis Of last years importations
Next comes coffee, which at duty
of cents pound would yield srS,-
500, 900 more. Tea would produce
"a, 500, 900 revenue from low duty of
5 cents pound"
Here are Democratic taxes for the
contemplation Of the workingman
who was caught in the Cleveland net
last November by the bait of cheaper
neeessaries of life" They mean
tax not alone for his breakfast table,
but for his dinner table and his tea
table in the bargain. These will be
tariff burdens concerning which he
can entertain no doubt. When the
Republican Congress removed the
duty from sugar that article dropped
in price just the amount of the duty.
When 1t is reimpoSed the price Of
sugar will go up Immediately, as will
also tea and coffee when they are
taxed, because this kind of tariff is
revenue tariff, and, unlike protect
i've tariff, is always added to the
price.
The Press does not overlook the
fact that along with these taxes COM
pensatory benefits are promised. But
those benefits are supposed to come
from throwing down the barriers
which alone insure to hundreds of
thousands of workers their daily en-
ployment and living wages. When
the workingman is thrown into idle
ness or has his wages reduced by the
deluge of foreign manufactures, which
Mr.. Cleveland and his party propose
to let into this country, he will find
that every pledge Of benefits made by
the Democratic party is a falsehood.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-05-06

income az to which the ordinary rules Of
honesty in dealing do not apply, and In
the case of the railroad company,
against which kind of corporations there
seems to be the strongest feeling and
the widest disposition to tyrann:ze, the
incorpo1ators and stockholders have no
option Of disseminating business when
it ceases to be profitable, as in the case
of the Individual merchant or manufac-
turer, but must quietly submit to the
utter destruction of his property 20 far
as income on his investment is con-
cerned, and must permit his property
to be used by the public for years at
rates and under circumstances which
would not be tolerated by an individual
owner.
''The right of eminent domain
granted to railroad company, and on
which, understand, rests almost the
entire fabric of corporation control by
the state, has always seemed to me
very empty privilege, or perhaps more
correctly, an arrangement quite as
much, if not more, for the advantage
OF the public than for railroad COM
pany.
"Let US assume that number of
men contemplate organizing railroad
company, to build along certain line
which is already unoccupied, and where
there is sufficient population to make a
railroad connection great convenience
to the public and very important fac
tor in advancing the value of all their
property. Without the right of emil
nent domain, by which right of way
can be secured at fair appraisal, it
would be within the power of few
owners to practically prevent the con-
struction of the road by exhorbitant
charges for their right-of- way, and the
incorporators would naturally turn
their attention to some other portion
of the state, or perhaps give up their
intention of building railroad,
through repeated discouragements of
this kind. In such case the pubic
would certainly be a far greater loser
than the incorporators, who would find
other employment for their money, and
who might be saved from an investment
which would not turn out proftably.
lis it not true that the right of emf
nent domain is not really right given
to railroad companies for their advan-
tage, but is the equitable right of the
public to secure transportation facilities
to their great advantage by compelling
individual owners to accept reasonable
compensation for the land needed"
L want to say now that we don't want
to make platform at the next election
as we did at the last, which made the
platform almost respectable.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-05-06
Why. not, indeed?

When the Royal Baking Powder makes
finer and more wholesome food at a less cost
which every housekeeper familiar with it will
affirm, why not discard altogether the old
fashioned methods of soda and sour milk, or
soda, or the cheaper and inferior bak ng pow
ders, and use it exclusively?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-05-06

THE populists issue the certificates
next time, and, by the grace of the re-
publican supreme court decision, can
make the majority just what we please
The only way to teach republicans the
enormity of that decision is to practice
little Of their own tricks upon them
selves. just now the populists are I'M
decided whether they viii make the
next house unanimous or let in few
republicans for variety's sake.-Ottawa
Journal.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-05-06

Is terror to timid voyagers scarcely less on &C
countof the perils of the deep than the almost
certainty Of SeasicknesS. The best curative of
NAL de mer is Hostetter's Stomach Bitters,
which settles the stomach at once and prevents
its disturbance. To all travellers and tourists,
whether by sea or land, 1t presents happy
medium between the nauseous or Intellectual
resources Of the medicine chest, and the
problematical benefits derivable from an I'M
medicated alcoholic stirnulant, no matter how
pure. The Earring Of a railroad car often pro-
duces stomachic disorders akin to that caused
by the rolling Of ship. For this the bitters is
a prompt and certain remedy. The use of
brackish water, particularly on long voyages
in the tropics, inevitably breeds disorders of
the stomach and bowels. Hostetter's Stomach
Bltters mixed with impure water nullifies its
impurities Similarly 1t counteracts malarial
and other prejudicial influences Of climate or
atmosphere, as well as the effects of exposure
and fatigue. Use it for kidney complaints
rheumatism and debility.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-05-06

as nothing else can. Dyspepsia, Indigestion,
Biliousness; all Bronchial, Throat, and Lung
Affections every form Of Scrofula, even
Consumption Tor Lung-scrofula) in its ear
her stages; and the most stubborn Skin
and Scalp Diseases, are completely cured
by it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-05-06
Worlds Fair Number.

The Youths Companion publishes this
week an extra Worlds Fair Number of &c
Pages, with 60 Illustrations and a cover in
Ten Colors.
This is the largest and most elaborate
number tnat has ever been published by
The Companion, during the sixty-seven years
of its history. Whether you go to the fair or
stay at home you should have this number.
It will be sent free to any new subscriber re-
ceived 10 May with $1.75 for years SUBJ
scription. It can also be obtained of news
dealers, or by sending ten cents to
The Youths Companion, Boston, Mass.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-05-06

THE rot in number of populist pa
pers is still circulating to the effect that
Speaker Douglass used Santa Fe
sledge-hammer to break open the doors
of representative hall. The hammer
was bought from hardware store and
paid for by state funds. The house
carpenter bought it and the writer filled
out his voucher. -Oberlin Eye.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-05-06

De Smooth: There goes girl who sits up
all night to talk. Staffles: All night? I've
heard of women who'd rather talk than eat,
but never knew one who would sit up als
night to exercise her tongue. You don't
mean it. De Smooth: Yes do. She has
charge of a telephone exchange from p.
NJ. to q. N.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-05-06

Herr Leisespeiler: belief, tear lady, dat
prefent your out going? Mrs. Gormley:
Oh. dear Professor, we are all going to the
opera! But won't you join US? Herr Leis-
espeiler: Whit pleasure, tear lady! What
we have box.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-05-06

say" said the tender-hearted housewife.
"Yes'm," answered Rusty Rufus, spearing
another cold potato with his fork, shut on
account oe my youth I've ginerly got off
purity light"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1893-05-06

Little Beth Tin the country: Grandpaps,
you must have to keep an awful lot of po-
licemen out here? Grandpa: Why, Beth?
Beth: Oh, there's such lot of grass to keep
off of
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Marlowe: So Bessie has actually allowed
herself to marry that old miser, Ell? Ethe.
(sighing): Yes; emulating Andromeda, you
know. NARROW: How so? Ethel: She is
chained to the rocks.