The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-12-19

IesslOnal SnOpiiItT, VlIs. Niafa W.
kibben.
The boiler of Auroras electric
plant bursted, and left the town with.
out light.
The public school enrolment Of
Kansas City reaches near 1000
children.
Mrs. T. J. Patterson, of Joplin,
attempts suicide 10y saving her throat
with dull razor.
Springfield is still wrestling with
the light problem. The light ODay
should satisfy them.
Champ Clark is not going 10 be
"sassed" by a negro, and not wipe
the earth with him.
The classics" of Marshall are hap
py as they trip the light fantastic
under the "Mistletoe.'
james Sims. of Rails county,
mistOok his eye for a rabbit. The
gun went off backwards.
The Gallatin preacher who
claims to grow fat ON revival work,
is named Breaker.
Henry Calm. of st. Louis took a
dose of carbolic acid, when he found
soap accounts short.
The young man of MAYHEM, who
resembles the editor of the "Mdon"
goes sen masq"e" now.
-"NearerMy God, to Thee" is rem
dered at a Linneus wedding. The
wedding march was omitted.
How can st. louisa ms be Thirty
when they can get a glass of beer with
a nights lodging thrown in.
Nothing short of a slap on the
cheek is sufficient to arouse the re-
sentiment of Mayviews people.
A 81. 900 pension comes to lateto
benefit Mrs. Craig of Kirksville. She
died the day before its receipt.
Samuel Welsor. the St. Louis
murderer has been respited and will
not hang until Jan. 81, 1894.
"A Springfield alderman thinks
"honesty the best policy and i.fu,es
a bride on the light question.
Six hundred guests Witnessed the
marriage of G. NJ. Sebree and Miss
Lizzie Jones of Springfield.
Nevada had a blood curdIing
burglar incident which happened the
night of the 10th. No lives lost.
Kansas City pioneers are silently
on. John Bessenbacher
passed away Dec. 10, - years old.
Col. j. l.. Pace. warden of the
penitentiary. wants 800 turkeys to
feed the convicts on Christmas day.
-Fayette has an unwilling subject
for cremation. Delphia Brooks, 100
years old, is consumed with her house.
-PerSimmons are ripe, according
30 the Mayview Monitor. Irwin
Wilkins is feeding his ''dear" on them
Judge Cowan, ofSpringfeld. was
dined in honor of hi
birthday, on the sth.
-MarshalIs Christian endeavor
gave an old time candy pulling social.
One hundred children were present.
--Chas. Carwin and Miss Mary
Warren, daughter Of chaplain Of the
penitentiary, will be married Dec.
Dist.
The stomach pump and DR..
Sawyer Of st. Joe, relieved Mn.
Turner OF an overdose Of alcohol and
opium.
-Shelbina's people are of an in
quiring turn of mind. Dictionaries
are in demand, 225 were sold BY one
agent.
DIR. Browning, of Kansas City, a
prominent practitioner and professor
of classics, died in st. Joes insane
asylum.
st. Joe's housewives who find the
clothes-line empty in the morning,
are called unwilling contributors to
charity
DIR. G.. :. Clemens, of Joplin,
kisses one patient too many. The
big brother mars the dentists hand
some mug.
Miss Pearl HAYWARD, Of Shelby
vile, is the Young lady whose fathers
Masonic pin, rescued her from jam
in Chicago.
Richardson. of the Seymour En-
hrJ~ise, goes TO Europe for his health.
The crops Of stray notices must have
been good.
An old lady OFFS Joe, seventy
years Of age, while winding the clock,
falls from the chair and breaks her
ribs. Time.