Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-09-23
LIZERUNT.

Somewhere in the register was written
the name Elizabeth Hunt, but II years
after the entry the spoken name was
Lizerunt.
She worked at pickle factory and ap-
peared abroad in an elaborate and shabby
costume, usually supplemented by a
white apron.
Withal she was something of beauty
that is to say, her cheeks were very red,
her teeth were very large and white, her
nose was small and snub and her fringe
was long and shiny, while her face, new
washed, was susceptible of high polish.
Many such girls are married at l6, but
Lizerunt was much belated and had
never bloko at all.
Billy Ciopo was a year older than Lie
runt. He wore billycock with thin
brim and q permanent dent in the crown.
He had u bobtail coat, and his collar
was turned up at one side and down at
the other, as an expression of independ-
ence. Between his meals lie wore his
hands in his brooches pockets. He lived
with his mother, who mangled.
His conversation with Lizerunt con-
sisted long of perfunctory mods, but this
especial Thursday evening, as Lizerunt,
making for home, followed tho fading
red beyond tho farthermost end Of Com
mercial road, great things happened,
for Billy Chope, slouching in the oppo-
site direction, lurched across the pave
ment as they met, and taking the nearer
hand from his pocket caught and twisted
her arm, humping her against the wall.
"Garn," said Lizerunt, greatly pleased,
"le' goy' For she knew that this was
love.
"Where yer auf to, Lizer?"
come, O course, cheeky. Lee gov' and
she snatched in vain at Billy's hat.
Billy let go and capered in front. She
feigned to dodge by him, careful not to
be too quick, because affairs were devel-
oping. ...
Il sy, Lizer," said Billy, stopping his
dance and becoming businesslike, 'goin
anywhere Monday
"Not along o you, cheeky. You go
long O Beller Dawson, like wot you did
Easter"
BLOW Beller Dawson; she amt no
good. Pm goin on the flats. Gomez
Lizerunt, delighted but derisive, ended
with promise to "sce." The bloke had
come at least, and she walked home with
the feeling of having taken her degree.
She had half assured herself of it two
days before, when Sam Cardew threw an
orange peel at her, but went away after
a little prancing on the pavement
Sam was smarter fellow than Billy
and earned his own living. Probably
his intentions were serious, but one must
prefer tho bird in hand.
There is no other fair like Whit Mon
days on Wanstead flats. Here is a
square mile and more of open land where
you may howl at large. Here the pub
lie houses are always with you; shows,
SHES, swings, merry-go-rounds, fried fish
stalls, donkeys. are packed closer than
on Hampstead Heath.
Also you may be drunk and disorderly
without being locked up, for the stations
won't hold everybody, and when all else
has palled you may set fire to the turf.
Hereinto Billy and Lizerunt projected
themselves from the doors of the Holly
Tree on Whit Monday morning.
But through hours and hours Of fried
fish and half pints both were conscious Of
q deficiency, for the hat Of Lizerunt
was brown and old, plush twas not, and
its feather was mere foot long and
very rusty black.
Now, it is not decent for a factory girl
from Limehouse to go bank holidaying
under any but hat Of plush, very high
in the crown and Of wild blue or a
wilder green, carrying also an ostrich
feather, pink or scarlet, or what not
that springs from tho fore part, climbs
the crown and drops as far down the
shoulders as may be.
Lizerunt knew this and would have
stayed at home without a bloke, but a
chance is chance.
Billy, too, had vague impression
muddled, but not drowned in half pints
that some degree of plush was con
dign to the occasion and to his own ex
penditure.
Still there was no quarrel, and the
pair walked and ran with arms about
each others necks, and Lizerunt
thumped her bloke on the back at prope,
intervals, so that the affair proceeded
very regularly, although in view of Liz
erunts shortcomings Billy did not insist
upon the customary exchange of hats.
Everything went well and well enough
until Billy bought ladies' tormento,
and began to squirt it at Lizerunt.
For then Lizerunt went scamperins
madly with piercing shrieks until hel
bloke was left some little way behind
and Sam Cardew, turning up at thai
moment and seeing her running alone II
the crowd, threw his arms about hel
waist and swung her round him AGAR
and again as he foundered this way ant
that among the SHES and the holy poky
barrows.
"'Ullo, Lizer! Where are y a-comi1
tor If 'adn't laid old O YER
But here Billy Chope arrived tc de
mand what Sam Cardew was doing will
his gal. Now, Sam was ever reader fol
fight than Billy was, but the sum O.
Billy's half pints was large, wherefor,
the fight began.
On the skirt of the hilarious ring Lie
runt, after some small cutlery, triumphet
cloud. Four days before she had nt
bloke, and here she stood with two, ant