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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
A Scathing Reply to a Bishop.

At clerical meeting the subject Of the
separate mode of administering the com
munion came up. One of those present
said that when there were a large num-
Der present at the celebration he often
preferred to give the e%xhortation to sew
eral persons together, as it made the
feast more of a communion than when
each was isolated from his fellow wor-
shippers by the separate mode of admins
tration. Bishop Wilberforce, with sar-
castle mien and tone, replied, 81 under
stand you, Mr.. Eardley, to prefer admin
istration by wholesaler"
Mr.. Eardley rejoined, my lord bish-
op, when the divine founder of the feast,
addressing the 70 apostles, said, Drink
ye all of the cup do not think that
even Judas Iscariot would have dared to
sheer at him as a wholesale administra-
tor" The bishops usual readiness de-
serted him, and he had nothing to say
San Francisco Argonaut.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
Take your old rags
to the Cook Pro-
duce Company.
To Our Advertisers.

You are entitled to have your display
advertisements changed one a month
at the regular price. Changes more
frequent will be charged extra accord
ing to the amount of composition.
Local advertisements may be changed
every week at usual price.
Copy for new advertisements and for
changes of regular advertisements must
be in this Office by Wednesday Of each
week to insure prompt insertion.
Notice of discontinuance Of any dis
play advertisement must be given not
later than Wednesday. Local adver-
tisements may be discontinued at any
time before Thursday evening.
A strict observance of these necessary
rules is respectfully requested.
THE PUBLISHER.
January l, 1898.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
An Odd Love Letter,

A lady has written the life of the Arch
duke Carl Salvador, the brother Of the
Grand Duke of Tuscany. who died sud-
denly about a year ago. A letter now
published, sent by the king of Naples
sister, Maria immaculate, to the arch
duke, then 20 years old, who had hon
ored her with an offer of marriage, is
worth reading. The princess, who was
Is, and became the archduke's wife two
years lata. wrote: my Dear Cousin
Your honored letter gave me all the
more joy because I see from it that you
have for a long time entertained the
idea Of marrying me. I hope that God
and the Holy Virgin will give me grace,
that I may satisfy you in everything;
that I may make you happy all your life
long and be devoted, obedient and re-
spectful to your parents. l ask them to
receive me as their daughter. l thank
you also for the photograph you sent,
and hoping 500 to see you in Rome re-
main ever your devoted cousin, Maria
Immaculate" 1t would be interesting
to know what g%overness or tutor was re-
sponsible for this composition.-London
News.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Miss Lena futile Of Connecticut is
amusing herself by clearing a farm and
cutting down cedar trees, for which task
she is receiving the plaudits Of admiring
editors. 1t seems to be a matter Of taste.
Different people have different minds.
A great many women make themselves
useful in a great many ways. Miss Tut
tie likes to chop wood-a very invigor-
ating and health producing exercise. 1t
amuses her and doesn't hurt the neigh
bors. Miss Tuttle, if she marries at all,
will perhaps espouse a man who will be
able to wash the dishes and attend to the
knitting, and thus harmony and domes-
ITCHY will be established.-New York
World.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
A Story About Tin Foil.

Some years ago a t~obacconist discov:
cred the utility Of tin foil for wrapping
chewing tobaccos. Heretofore paper
had been exclusively used for the pur-
pose, but it did not serve to keep the
moisture of the atmosphere away from
the tobacco nor preserve the natural
moisture Of the tobacco from the effects
Of a dry or heated atmosphere. Paper
llso absorbed the aroma Of the weed and
was not sufficiently lasting. Therefore
tin foil was used for wrappers. But it
became costly and could only be rolled
to a certain thickness or thinness be-
yond which the ingenuity Of man seemed
to find it impossible to go. The fact was
that no rollers could be made to sustain
the pressure necessary to MASKING the
tin foil to a leaf sufficiently thin to suit
the manufacturer.
Many ingenious inventors struggled
with the proposition for months and
gave up the problem as ~unsolvable,
when a simple workman about the shop
one day, after rolling two sheets to the
customary thinness, put the two sheets
together into the rollers and made both
halves as thin as one was before. This
was as simple as standing an egg on end,
but it created a revolution in the manu-
facture of tin foil for tobacconists' use
and made a mint of money for the boss
of the discoverer. The man had struck
upon the idea by accident, but the dis
covery was as great and as profitable as
if he had been a great inventor and
spent years of his valuable life wei the
question. Boston Herald.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
Toasts at Temperance Meetings.

Is there not something perverse and
contrary to nature about having toasts
at temperance banquets and drinking
them in water out Of goblets? Water is
unquestionably the best drink in the
world, but not for toasts. 1t is right
and proper that Jul temperance friends
should eat together and that their souls
should flow, but they ought to get up a
new apparatus for the exploitation of
their after dinner remarks. The livery
of Silenus is not adapted to the service
Of Lady Henry Somerset and Miss Fran
ces Willard. Twist or turn as you will,
it does not ft.-Harper's Weekly.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
Wouldn't Paw For Illumination.

One day this week a fellow with the
worst kind Of a toothache crept timidly
into a certain Lewiston dentists office.
what do you ask for pulling a
tooth?" queried he, holding on to his
face.
Fifty cents without gas, a dollar with
gas" replied he of the forceps.
The fellow started as if he was shot.
And what do you suppose he said?
"If you can't pull my tooth in broad
daylight without gas, I'll go somewhere
where they can?"-Lewiston Journal.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
Best R~efrigeratOrs
i'm the city at Pade &
Sons.
The Call Leads the Procession.

We call the attention Of our readers
to the advertisement of The Call in
another column. Since its reduction
in price The Call is the cheapest
daily in Nebraska, and its spicy and
Independent policy is too well known
to need comment from us. In reduc-
ing the price of The Call SO as to put
it within the reach of everybody, the
management have placed themselves a
decided step in advance Of all other
publishers in the state. This is an era
of popular prices for the newspaper,
and The Cali is, as usual, at the head
of the procession.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Put your S 5 5 where they will do
the most good, where they will secure
the best and the most groceries for in
stance. You will make no mistake if
Mobiles is the place of deposit. He
gives the limit in quantity, quality and
value. and his stock cannot be duplicat-
ed in Western Nebraska.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

W-NoBLE, Purveyor to the Great
Common People, is now exhibiting
about the handsomest and largest as
sortment of plain and fancy lamps to be
seen in Southwestern Nebraska.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
GIadstone's way of Saying "No."

The verbosity of Mr.. Gladstone is pro-
verbal, but ithas never been more mark
eddy put in evidence than when, want
ing to answer a querist with a negative,
he used these words. II must reply with
that brief and simple monosyllable-
No"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Don't build a fence around your
property until you have seen and priced
that woven wire fencing at S. M.
Cochran & Co.'S. Nothing cheaper,
neater or better.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
dining
o o girl at the Com
mercial Hotel.

The burning question with house.
wives of all lands, all creeds. and all
ages is: (Which is the best Cooking
Stove?" S. NJ. Cochran & Co. answer
this question today by %proclaiming the
"CHARTER OAK Stoves" to be the
best in every conceivable shape.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
BY the Ton

Is the way John Whitaker orders
the steel for his Wire Tightener and he
is also putting in some new machinery
with which to make the machines. In
about ten days he will be ready for your
orders.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

McMillen Bros. carry the best and
most complete stock of Harness and
Saddlery in the city. Call to see them
if you want a good article in their line
at a reasonable price.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
Of Interest to Farmers.

IF you want to renew a loan falling
due and make a new one on your farm
p~atronize the Nebraska Loan and Bank
ing Co. of McCook, a home institution.
Office in real rooms of LIST National
bank. Interest payable in McCook.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

A good live paper every Tuesday
and Friday, is what you get in The
Semi Weekly Journal for one dol
lar. The TRIBUNE and Journal both
one year for $3.50.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

A state and national paper combined
is The Semi Weekly Journal. THE
TRIBUNE is your best local paper.
Subscribe for these and you are fixed
for a year. Both for $3.50.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Beware Of peddlers. Call and in
spect the Household sewing machine
sold by S. M. Cochran & Co. before
buying a machine. There is no better
on earth.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Patronize Il. Thompson & Co., deal
ers in -four and feed of all kinds, west
Dennison street, on the corner north Of
McEntee Hotel.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Call and see Marcellus, the new pho
t~ographer. All pictures made with the
beautiful cellulold water proof finish
no extra charge-at the Smart photo
graph gallery.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

IN QUEENSWARE Noble carries
the largest assortment and the richest
designs of the season. His prices are
reasonable.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Make Noble your family grocer and
many other blessings will fall to your
lot, besides having the best groceries on
your table that the market affords.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Give your orders for "a Patent, Lion
and Legal Tender, also Wauneta High
Patent, White Fawn and Pride Of Wau-
meta -four to Hugh Thompson, the oil
man
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
Residence property
for sale in all parts of
the city by G. j. Ryan.

You will never know how far your
dollar will go until you buy your gro
ceries at Knipple's. 1t will surprise
YOU!
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Parties contemplating building this
spring who need money can obtain
same at reasonable terms from P. A.
Wells. Office IN 1st National bank.
Rear rooms.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
Quality Up-PrIces Down.!

Knipple excels in the quality Of the
-four he keeps in stock, and in the re-
markedly low prices at which he is sell
ing. Think of it!
FANCY patent -four at......$1.25
SNOWFLAKE -four at. ...... .85
And remember that he warrants every
sack. At the old stand in the Cole
brick.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
Money to Loan at 9 per Cont.

On first class McCeok or Red Willow
county real estate. Send me your ap-
plications. H. G. DIXON,
Kenneth Square, Penna.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

If you want a well drilled in fine
shape see McClain & Co. Leave Or
ders at S. M. Cochran & Co.'S.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Seventy-fve cents buys a scale book
of 500 tickets at this office.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

You get a Seaside Library free with
a years subscription to The Semi
Weekly Journal. The offer will not
last long.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
Hogs for Sale.

A few choice brood sows with theil
pigs. JOHN WHITAKER.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

S. M. Cochran & Go. carry a large
line Of buggies in stock. See them if
you want a good vehicle cheap.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Remember 16 cabinet photos given
for every dozen ordered until May Goth.
Four cabinet photos free at the Smart
gallery.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

McMillen Bros. have a nice lot of Lap
Robes they will sell at greatly reduced
Splendid bargains in these.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

81 High patent flour $l.lO per sack
B. g. NJ. Flour and Feed Store.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
Hay! Hay!

Best blue stem bulk or baled. This
hay was cut early. Leave orders at B.
& M. meat market. T. S. Wilcox.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

We guarantee our -four to give salts.
faction and at prices that defy competi-
ton. McCook Commission Co.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

DR.. A. J. Thomas, Dentist, Office in
Union block, over Knipple.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

If you want fire or
tornado insurance i'm
Reliable Companies,
call on G.. j. RYAN.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Noble is the only exclusive grocer in
the city. His stock is the largest and
his prices correspond with the times.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
Horses for Sale.

Wayson & Penny keep horses for sale
at their livery barn opposite the Cen
trail hotel.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

You a buy more goods at Knipple's
for One (l$) Dollar than you can any
where else in the city of McCook.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
An elegant stock Of
~sidebOards just re-
ceived by Pade &SOn.

When you need -four, feed, garden
and field seeds go to the Old Reliable
B. & M. Store. McCook Commission
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Remember that S. M. Cochran & Co.
carry in stock a full and complete
stock Of builders hardware supplies.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

S. M. Cochran & Co. have an i'm
mems stock Of farm implements on
hand. See them before buying else
where.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Noble, the leading grocer, makes a
speciality of fresh, clean family grocer
les. He will treat you right.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Knipple leads them all when it comes
to selling a fine patent -four cheap. Try
him once and you will be convinced.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

We sell the Empire letter copying
books. Also best grades of type writ
ing paper.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

When you need -four, feed, garden
and field seeds 60 to the Old Reliable
B. & M. Store. McCook Commission
Company.
J. c. Russell is prepared to do cast
rating promptly. Satisfaction guaran-
teed. Send orders through McCook
~postofice.
S. M. Cochran & Co. have an i'm
mense stock of farm implements on
hand. See them before buying else
where.
Knipple leads them all when it comes
to selling a fine patent -four cheap. Try
him once and you will be convinced.
Remember that S. M. Cochran & Co.
now carry in stock a full and complete
stock Of builders hardware supplies.
Noble is the only exclusive grocer in
the city. His stock is the largest and
his prices correspond with the times.
McMillen Bros. have a nice lot of Lap
Robes they will sell at greatly reduced
prices. Splendid bargains in these.
You can buy more goods at Knipple's
for One (1$) Dollar than you can any
where else in the city Of McCook.
We guarantee our -four to give salts
faction and at prices that defy competi-
ton. McCook Commission Co.
If you want a well drilled in fine
shape see McClain & Co. Leave or
ders at S. M. Cochran & Co.'s.
S. M. Cochran & Co. carry a large
line Of buggies in stock. See them if
you want a good vehicle cheap.
We sell the Empire letter copying
books. Also best grades Of type writ
ing paper.
Why buy foreign -four when home
made -four is cheapest. B. & M. Flour
Store.
Do you know that Knipple pays the
highest market price for butter and
eggs.
Seventeen pounds Of Granulated
Sugar for One Q$) Dollar at Knipple's.
You a buy a sack of -four for IS
cents at the B. & M. Flour Store.
s. NJ. Cochran & Co. can sell you a
bicycle very cheap. See them.
Predmore Bros. keep the best cylin-
der oil in McCook.
Machine oil Of all kinds at Predmore
Bros.
H Groceries at Mobiles.
RAG'S +; $ $:$$s * & &
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

J. c. Russell is prepared to do cast
rating promptly. Satisfaction guaran-
teed. Send orders through McCook
postofice.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Noble carries a large and complete
stock of the best brands Of canned
goods of all kinds.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

A carload of furni-
niture---direct from
the manufacturers
received by Pade
& Son.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

If you are thinking Of buying a set
of new dishes call to see Knipple's stock
and get his prices.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Wayson & Penny can fix you up COM
fortabIy and stylishly in any thing you
may desire in the livery line.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

No better farm wagon on wheels
than the Charter Oak sold by S. NJ.
Cochran & Co.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Predmore Bros. keep the best cylin-
der oil in McCook.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

s. NJ. Cochran & Co. can sell you a
bicycle very cheap. See them.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Why buy foreign -four when home
made -four is cheapest. B. & NJ. Flour
Store.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Machine oil Of all kinds at Predmore
Bros.
H Groceries at Mobiles.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Do you know that Knipple pays the
highest market price for butter and
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

Seventeen pounds Of Granulated
Sugar for One u.s. Dollar at Knipple's.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

You can buy a sack of -four for IS
cents at the B. & M. Flour Store.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

man.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12

1t appearing to the Board that i B Stiles was as
sessed for 1922 in McCook city for the year 1886,
that the tax list for. that year shows that said
Stiles was assessed at 1922 90. therefore on mo-
ton the clerk is directed to correct the tax list
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1893-05-12
County Commissioners Proceedings.

County Clerks ONCE, IndianoIa. Nebr,
April Is, 1898
Board of County Commissioner met pursuant to
adjournment. Full board present.
On motion the following bonds were approved:
l., J. Fauss, Assessor Driftwood precinct.
John whitaker, over seer district No, s
w + Esher
Frank Allan " 25
j T Birdsall 80
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03
At PENNoYER,s SUGGESTION.

AT PENNOYER'S SUGGESTION.
Sylvester Pennoyer is again to the
fore. Twice the governor came into
prominence by insulting presidents.
This time he has looked over the heads
of presidents and kings, municipalities
and powers and has undertaken to criti-
else the conduct of God. His manner
it is true is more insinuating and covets
than when he telegraphed to Secretary
Gresham that Mr.. Cleveland had better
attend to his own business; it is some
what more respectful than when he in
formed committee of arrangements
that if Mr.. Harrison had any business
with him. let him call.
Even the great Pennoyer seems to be
swayed by awe and apprehension while
he is making suggestions which if ca :
ried out by God in his management of
the Universe, will produce more general
satisfaction.
Pennoyer's latest break is a Thanks
giving proclamation addressed ostensi-
bly, to his people but more directly to
the Lord.
There is preliminary and judicious
1attery calculated by Pennoyer to put
the Lord at ease and on good terms with
himself and at the same time prepare him
for the admonition which is to follow.
God is informed that he has been very
good, his kindly purpose has been all
right but he has been wanting in vigil
ance. Attention is called to the repre-
hensible carvings on of the president
and congress of the United States
while the Lord wasn't looking. Of
course what's done can't be undone but
Pennoyer suggests that the Lord do the
next best thing and atone as far as pos
sible for his recent negligence by dis
posing the president and congress to
think better of what they have done.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1893-11-03
REPELLANT INFLUENCES

There is ghoul in New York whose
hiding place is the pulpit OF the Calvary
Baptist church. He is the Rev. Mr..
Macarthur. Last Sunday while the civ
ilized world stood horror stricken at the
work of a Chicago crank and recalled
only the good deeds and usefulness of
the assassin's victim, the Rev. Mr.. Near
thur, from his pulpit, chose to desecrate
the memory of the illustrious dead.
This priestly ghoul may have thought
that he was pointing a moral in the
service of his Master who had taught
that the greatest of christian graces
was comprehensive charity, but tie
effect OF his moralizing has been to
place himself before all humane men
for execration. The animus OF his at
tack upon the dead mayor seems to have
been revengeful recollection of the
activity he had displayed in his life
time in causing the worlds fair gates
to be thrown open on Sunday.
Carter Harrison had many of the
faults of politician but he had many
OF the virtues of broad and liberal
man. He had obtained power by ques-
| tionable methods, but it is conceded
that he employed it for useful ends.
Last of all he enjoyed the respect OF his
country and the love of the poor. two
possessions which became manifest
when it was learned that he was no
more.
The church often laments, if not the
decline OF it's influence, its inability to
gain the hearts of men in degree COM
mensurate with the breadth OF the
noble purpose for which it was formed.
A large majority of men are naturally
inclined to the great object of the
church aud could easily be brought IN
der its influence. 1t is possible that
they remain stationary, held back, not
by the attractive influence of the world.
but kept back by such repellant infu-
ences OF the church as the Reverend
Mr.. Macarthur, happily for the world
and the church, rare but for that
reason all the more repulsive.