Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1893-11-11
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ly gowned Vogue.
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She hid her lovely auburn head
Upon his manly breast;
II viii be yours" she coyly said,
THAT ring has stood the test"
Detroit Free Press
At The Fair GroundS.-C,uest lin Ari-
iona restauranO- "Hows this Twenty
five cents for that dish? ats marked
ten cents on the bin Of fare" Waiter
lies, sir That's for tomaytoes. You
asked for tomahtoes. When you want
style an luxury ut this eatin' house
you pay FUR it."-Chicago Tribune.
Sarcastic Citizen: Travelling on the
recommendation of your physician,
suppose? Hungry Higgins: Nav, ON
de recommendation Of me lawyer
indianapolis Journal.
some of those people who are deal
ing with old Wodkins win take a
after awhile or | miss my guess. -
what's the matter with Wodkins 2"
lie sells hammocks. Detroit Free
Press
3 AoDNlt- iAtN no Nou iiAlh NitNN' d
Stone That's the great trouble.
can't find it.-Clothier and Furnisher
Innocent" Johnny said the teacher,
where is Siam9" Il don't know,
ma'ma," said Johnny, Il haven't had
I it," -Harper'S Young People
4 Captain win you kindly tell me
what time it is" asked Joncsby from
/ the cabin Of his yacht. six bells sill"
returned the captain. "Oh, hang hells!'
said Jonesby. what time is it on
shore?'- Harpers Bazaar,
rs the editor doing business at the
old stand|' mo, at the old move
three miles ahead of the sheriff and
stiu ing."-Atlanta Constitution.
Northern visitors Ito Gergia penitcn-
/ tiary)-"How did You come here. my
or colored manT Boss, | amt come
heah at all; white folks fotch me heah''
Atlanta Constitution.
why did you take that trip to the
! Bermudas il You knew it would cost
you SO many hundredsT "Ah, but
escaped two creditors whom I owed
eighteen dollars. Chicago Record.
Now" said the professor in the
medical school, "let me hear what you
can say of nerve centres" And the
students who had Just been contemplat.
ing the magnificent presumption Of the
Worlds fair city replied: "The biggest
nerve centre that I know Of Is Chica.
Washington Star.
Boston Handicapped 10 Kitty
Gadsby? You surprise me! thought
You were in love with Zurilda McGin-
MIS- Rickaby--I was, but l had tc
propose by letter ana | didn't know
how to make a Z.-Chicago Tribune,
Mr.. Dude-I was thinking how much
/ resembled your carpet-always At
your feet YOU know. Miss Sly-Yes
you are very much like my carpet
am going to shake it soOn.--Judge
rs Thompson in business nowY
only in a very quiet way. He is silent
. partner in Il private deaf and dumb
institute. indianapolis Journal.
Mr.. Pennersby,' said the city editor
to the reporter, did You write this
; sentence 49, the congressman stood
speechless with ama2ementY Yes, Is
there anything wrong with itF' 'Well
! don't know. Unless you are very
sure of your facts, we'd better change
{. 1t TO the congressman. was amazed. -
. Buffalo Courier
st. Peter-I'll wager you the new ar
rival is a clergyman Gabriel-What
makes you think 50? St Peter Every
thing reminds him Of something nc saw
abroad, Cleveland Leader.
The NIaharajah is welcome, every
syllable of Washington star.
"All flesh is grass remarked the
hungry vegetarian, as he fen to ant
deyourrd n beefsteak. Philadelphia
Record.
Bitter has invented "A balloon
that he says rs a great success" stone
"Eas he made an ascension yet" Cob
ib'e-',No He Is waiting to get So
one to 20 up in ir'-Detroit Ere,
Press.