The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-11-15
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
= The half is not told-that is, his
o++or bo1f froouantlv "a not

= The half is not told-thatis, his
better half frequently is not.
= Money talks it even has an elo-
quent way Of making its absence felt.
- If it cost one unmarried man ell
he makes to live, how much will it {
cost to marry and raise a family?
Thomas NJ. Felker, of Dalton,
Ca, claims to have in his possession
a thirty dollar bill dated September
26, ITS.
- In China all arrangements for a
wedding are made by go-between,
who also does the courting and makes
the proposal.
He Gin anger)-I don tknow why
we men marry anyway; women are
such fools. She (sweetly)-That's
just the reason, dear.
.-"I know I'm little irritable,
John, but if 1 had to live my life again
ID marry you just the same. Hmi5
I have my doubts about it.
= An apple tree which was btown7
down during the recent storm at :
Cheshire, Conn, is known to have
been nearly century and a, half old.
"A Georgia editor serves notice on
his subscribers that "moon shine whiB-s
key" will no longer be taken in pay
ment for his paper. He has sworn
off.
cit makes me tired to see that
wheel 90 round" said SPazy LumpkinS
to his friend. eff it wasn't tired its
wouldn't go round,' answered the
friend. Ri
= The greatest Jumpers is The, con
mon flea. If man could leap as fals
(proportioned to his size andsweighn
he could go from Chicago to st. Lonis
in two jumps. as5
= Captain Charles Carter, Of NoiI,'S
folk, Va, who died last week, at th|k
age Of ninety-three, was married eighls;
times, and left thirty-eight children
all now living. fl
- The children of the Aitutaki
Islands are born with the left leg an
inch shorter than the right. Letf
them move to America and have i
pulled.-Augusta Chronicle. I
1t is estimated that the totaa
production of coffee in the world isf
from 100000 to $50, 600 tons, Of which,
Brazil alone produces between 340, ,00lk
tons, and Java 60, 600 to 80, 900. }IH
-" "Tommy," said his teacher, ol|9
the first day Of school, fhaye you foil
gotten all you know r ell, 'ak
replied Tommy, doubtfully, ! Z dond II
exactly know all I've forgotten
In computing theage the Chinese
always reckon back two years fromS
the celebration of. the first birthday III
or, in other words, as though thes
person had been I year old at timesofE
birth. -
1t is said that on account of theaI
size and attractive force of the sun, al
man of 165 pounds weight removed toll
the surface Of that~orb from this
planet would "tip the beam" at not
less than two tons
Frank Miller is tramping from
San Francisco to New York on a#agsF
that he can complete the trip in six
months. He left San Francisco June
26 and has been walking from 18 to-
25 miles day since.
= If it take one woman one minute
to communicate bit Of gossip across
the back fence to another womanin
strict secrecy, how long will it take for
Western farmer discovered, many
the other woman to scatter it all over
town?
A hen laid an egg on the brick
work of boiler in High Point, N. O.,
recently. One day little chicken
was noticed on the boiler, and it is
claimed an examination showed that
the chicken had been Matched by the
heat of the boiler.
- The great thing in this world is
not so much where we stand as is what
direction we are moving. To reach
the port of heaven, we must sail some
times with the wind and sometimes
against it, but we must sail, and not
drift nor lie at anchor.
= The worst idea that a farmer can
get into his head is that he 1eeds
| more land. We have seen a good
many farms, but seldom one where
more labor could not be better em-.
ployed than more land.
| Butter underworked will be strip
ed, overworked it has the appearance.
Of lard; if done either way there is a
loss in value and in the makers repu-
tation. A good profit is the result Of
attending to little details.
- When Dandy, Colonel Huling.s
| fine horse, died at the Pennsylvania
State Camp the mastiff which had
! been his companion pined and sorrow
ed, and had to be removed from the.
| corpse by force. Then he transferred
his affections to another horse, Dude,
For the first time the women Of
Connecticut have taken part in the.
elections for school boards. Of the
327 women who registered 264 voted.
Most of the voting women were of old
New England families, the foreigners
taking no part in the innovation. In
one family live women voted and no
two of their tickets were alike.
The rarest American coin is the
dollar of 1904. There are believed to
be not more than ten in existence.
As much as $500 has been offered and
refused for All 1904 dollar. Many ex-
plantations have been given of the
scarcity of this coinage. One is that
in the year 1905 China-bound vessel
was lost containing almost the entire
mintage Of 1904.
= The positive delight which some
otherwise very good people take in
teasing children is surprising. I
would sooner discharge a nursos for