New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-16
THE TALK or THE DAY.

ct saw. Davie,- said one boy to another in q Sect
fish town. our mcenister Wis veesitin' last
nicht, Fat! wis he realyl- was the reply. @OW
mecnister disna come an see us until we're ded.'
Worse and worse.-MInks-My wife no sooner
reachr, Florida before the doctor there orders hef
North and ~ quick she gets home our doctor here
orders her back TO Florida.
Jinks-iIum ! see how it Is The railroad COM
hne ha, consolidated with the doctors trust-New'
York Weekly.
II S said that n large hotel for tho accommodation
o, coored people IS to built IN salter No. by col
orcd capitalists.
Man for Whom the World Has Been Waiting
CITY Editor to new reporteri-l've 60, 10 '"nd man
to write mp a ship-launchinc. Have yon had any e1
New Reporter-No. sir but think could write
II up without saying that like thing OF III. me
nobl, vessel gldcd swiftly into Us NAVY" e'eme''
CITY Editor-Y You'll dO.-tCmcago tribune
A citizen OF Jackson. Mich. the other Day
wrote a message on the back OF coiumnan
postage stamp and mailed H. The postmaster
greatly perplexed as. although a message can %
forwarded on onecent postal card, no Goes not 'nmk
# lawful for letter to be sent through ue ma'"
written on the back OF a stamp.
Mistake. Mistaken.-The Of this word seems 70
ha so anomalous TO need some INJURY anu NJ ~
nonatlon NAV be- mistaken. for continhaly maj
mistakes. Bu, when shown 10 have been pssk'n j,
own myself in error Yet. II am misaRen;i - "
not the error Of him who mst h M, st,ken though
sunnose that ought 10 take him Alright. and not
mistake him. Nevertheless often have Ds m 10 s
IN word though no who mistakes must he In srrol.
our common use OF languag. consider, MN WIN
mistaken 10 be- so.-(Iondon Notes ana V"ene'
1.-THE Springfield Union tells story Of one Q, ,a'
hest known American poets some people were 'a'""s
on him and his wife. and after while he say !" ~'
little girl who was playing about me room w ~
stairs and tell your mamma Mr.. and MIS- = Wv
opda fser 81
rcsumng her play. Did you tell your nam"
s.k.d n. mot "Oh yes land what dio 'H'
saw, The little girl shrugged up her shou%. w.
twisted her face into an expression OF u''i "a.
enn,h and explained "She said-weI sne sAN' w
dear.r Tabeau.
Purely ornamental Ouestions.-shopP"s WINS"
Have YOU any silks ut 81 yarn
Shnrn,rs Womau-And any others at 50 ya'u'
Stamping Woman-wcll. want some at - w
Chicago News Record
4 Kentucky man was shot the other u'' ,,
oo,pad But though the bullet was ai'eu ~ 50
at his heart he escaped unframed IL w. n,,.
n,easant TO add that il was because h" haa v" 49,,
his mother gave him In the lcft-naho pm ,,,,o,
coat but as matter OF fact what stopped INC ,s.,
pack OF CARDS. ~ so"ie""
way In real life.
lie fell In crossing DER the street
In the siTy wagon paths -.
81 know" he said as he gained NJ, 1ecs,
"What they mean by free pubic I,,I os psrord.
-,Chicago News hec"''
The old Pohick Episcopal Church in Fairfax ooanS'
Va. for the rebuilding OF which George "a>n"e
drew plans In 1873. IS stl standing.
terror" SAYS the rector. presents the same ap, ..,
ance II did when Washington drove up 10 II tea.s
ON sundays In his famous coach. The Interior su r..
severely during the late war. All the "oo"" n.
DESTROYED except the cornce which Is 'he o'" ~.
terror work still existing from Washington ,ns
The roof was left In ruinous condition ai'.' -
war. but tho old tmbers are still there We" .rr.
tected by covering OF good shihs'c0' ~,
eighteen years ago the church was put III 80
pair, though not restored TO Its ong'hai ' ..n.,
appearance. through the Kindness OF se". ~ ~
then living in New-York City. Much heea' "a.
done TO restore the church to It's former anas.s
terror. but it Is comfortable and properly
for.r
A Conservatvc.-"So you are opposed 10 INC
universities, chr a, u This here
thing Of payin' ont good State money 10 sorne
lot o. dudes SOS they Will be smart eho ssr am
day TO beat my boys Outen their farms ai az ais
gone. don't agree with my notion OF th'nsS ~
-trndianapols Journal.