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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

Among many visitors one day there
came two yanug mru who seemed heut on
spnrt One of thvm was smoking, aud the
cthcr haptcred him 70 feed hrs cigar to the
nstrirb-a hen. lie took his knife from
his pocket to cut the cigar N two, bnt pe.
fore he could do 80 the ostrich reached
over the fcucr, took the knife from MS
nnrrrs and swallowed H. Tue two young
men then ran away, thinking they hau
killed her Noticing the commotlon, aP.
proached the others In the crowd OF visit
nrs and inquired the cause They told me
In great trcptdatiou, rs though great IN
fury had been done
told them that the bird was all right
and. to provo IT, offered 60 let her swallow
another knife. One was quickly handed
out. and She disposed OF that also, Ihen'
to establish the wonderful Gastronomio
yiror of the species, held uuta few small
screws in the palm of my hand, AMI sho
uobblrd them up like corn Afterward,
durtuc the following fortnight, permit,
tee her To swallow screws, as indeed hao
often done before, Go show people that the
bird would eat anything that took the eye,
Three weeks laters she escaped the corral
and broke her leg while the attendants
we're trying 10 recapturc her, or course
she had To be killed. and upon opening heI
stomach found n few small bits OF bright
steel. which could SEE had been parts o
The screws, but all the sharp edges hat
been ground of 10y the stones ana grave
IN the stomach found no traces OF th'
knives whatever, and | am satisfied tina
they, as we'll As the screws first swallowed
had been entirely digestcd-o partly eater
away hy the powerful gastric juice an,
partly ground up 10y the stones aud gr"Ve'
Interview in st. Louis Globe Democrat
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

The curious vagary of disease was In
xtanced in the case of a young woman not
long recovered from an unusually severe
illness with typhoid fever. She is an only
daughter, and has always greatly dep
this fact, wishing many times for sister
In her delillum, which was unremlttlng
for many days, the desired boon was grant
ed. A vivid personality, the longed for
sister, named and identified, never left her.
They lived together in her fancy coherent
life, sleeping, rising, eating, visiting to-
gether, ey n spending long hours of in
dustrious laD1g over fancy work that de
veloped suggestion, alteration and admlra-
tion. So real was this presence that the
sick girl in ker tedious convalescence ol
sane weakness frequently cried bitter tears
of disappointment over the loss of the
gentle, companionable sister whom she hat
come to know and fondly loye.-Her Pom
of View in New York Times.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

Keep bank account.
When you have saved 500 or 900 or SOU
look about for good investment. DO not
take up this or that scheme at venture,
but examine it carefully, and If you see
your way clear, put your money into II.
Real estate is usually good investment.
More money has been made in real estate
than you could estimate in day. 4 first
mortgage is, in nine cases out of ten, safe
But take advice on the subject before you
invest Go to some good conservative man
and get his views. should advise the
same course if you should put your money
in stocks or bonds or railway shares. In
fact, should urge before you invest a
penny that you get the hest counsel on the
subject to aid you in taking the right
course.
If your first investment prospers, by care
full management and by always being on
the alert you can increase your fortune bJ
| reinvesting your profits, Henry Clews IL
| Ladies' Home Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

The thread that hinds us to liie Is most FT
,urnNy severed ere the meridian Oi life ~
rrnehed In the case OF persons who neglect 90
vlous means to renew failing strength NW4t'
nu less the source of happiness Than the oonu',,
uon ot long life, can hooie9Ieu huu PNlH"'V",UW
Nhrrp II dups not exist thousands who have
experienced or are eogutmnt Including many
nhysIrbuS of pmtnaupc ai the effects ol Hos
tcttcr's stomach nittes bear testimony to- wv
woudrnus efficacy Ms u creator ol SWpuku W
tr,hlr constitutions aud dChilttatcd Hud shnl
tered systems. 4 steady .rerlormHnce ei lh'
hodly functions renewed appetite, UeNh M,
nightly rcposc attend the use oi tins thntouHl
and standard rcnoynut. lsc no local tohirfon
r,s,ntrd tn hc nkin to OF rcnCmhlc II IN oOeob
In its place, Demand the genuine, which II nl
acknowledged remedy Tor iudise|loh, malaria
nervousness, constipation, liver ana hlahe!
complaints aud rheumatism,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26
He Tsed to BE a walker.

One of the unique figures down town is
a we'll built, energetic man Of medium
stature and traces OF gray in his hair. nc
Ats briskly in and out Of banks, brokers,
offices and lawyers libraries. A quarter
of a century ago lie was the posJ noted
pedestrian in the world His great walk
from Portland, Me-, to Chicago gave him
fame everywhere that newspapers were
printed And there never was squaTer
or fairer walker than Edward Payson
Weston. He still retains some OF his old
grace and elasticity, which serve him adj,
mirably in his present modest calling OF
general solicitor and collector. He per
formed prominent part in the raising OF
the money for the Washington memorial
arch.-New York Times.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

An industrious and amusing writer, NJ.
Gustave Isambert. has taken the trouoleto 10
20 over Il file of old newspapers IN an en-
deavor to find out precisely what people
were doing--in Paris, at all events-When
the last century WAS drawing To "A cloHe'
One thing with which he has been struck
is the extraordinary taste of the French
people hundred years ago for theatrica'
entertainments. 1t might have been
thought that, with their king practically a
prisoner, the parsans would have haa III
tie inclination t0 frequent places of amuse-
ment. As all readers of French history
know, the theaters were legion, owing 10
the restrictions which had only just been
removed, and which had for so many years
sscured q practical monopoly TO two iaV-
/ Hred houses
So numerous did the playhouses become
| that a satirical piece on the subject was
produced. under the title of THE Thou
| sand and One rheaters.' Our own IA
nous horse rider, Ashley, had house In
the Faubourg du Temple, called Ashley
| Circus" Owing to the excited state OF
public opinion AT this time, the newly ac'
ouired liberty OF the theaters was source
of considerable embarrassment TO the gov
erument. Political Satires, thinly velIed,
were the rage, and the flight of the King
and his arrest at Nareunes was followed
by whole crop OF plays, avowedly baseu
upon that important event.
At one house, situated in the very hear
of the aristocratic Faubourg st. German
military spectacle called The Arrival II
Paris of the Saviours of Their Country
was given, and the two men, Dronet ant
Guillaume, who had been instrumental II
arresting the king, were publicly crowned
on the stage with laurels. The minister
the interior, Cahier issued a SORT of pro
test against the manifestations to whlcI
such entertainments gave rise, but he wa
powerless to prevent them.-London News
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26
mioo REWARD. 500.

The readers oi this paper viii be pleased to
learn that there is ut least one dreaded dlssm'
Hat srtrurr hns been able to cure In all It's
stages. and that IL catarrh, Halls tntnrth Cure
ls the only positive cure now known to me m'u
ical fraternity, Catarrh, being II atonsututlohW
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directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces oi
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OF the disease aud giving the patien! NrrnRlh
by building up the constitution hnH Nss'S,lnE
nature In doing ltswurk. The proprtctors have
sn much faith In It's curative powers that lhoy
offer One Hundred Dollars for any case thHt u
fails Ia cure send for list ot testimonials, Az
dress i. }, CHENeN va '"''""' "
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

Fair Visitor-Have you seen Mrs. Git
edge since her return from Europe? She
brought the loveliest set of ermine you
ever saw
Mrs. Parvenu (sniffing)-She always did
have low fastest The idea of buying u set
Of vermin! Just like her.-Pittsburg Bull
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26
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No other erplaster has been produced when
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Beware of limitations. ASK Tor ana INSIST
upon ALLC0CK's.
RRANpRprll's PttIs are a good corrective
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

The great Erasmus laughed SO violently,
while reading the "Epistolae Obscurorum
Virorunl" Qetters of obscure men against
the monks, that he broke an imposthume
and saved his life.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

So certain to cure ers17l case OF Catarrh Is
Dr Sare's Catarrh Remedy that its proprie-
tors make you this offer " II you cant be
cured, permanently, we'll pay You &5OO cash.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

"They call love the tender passion, snld lhe
Young man who had just acquired another Nls
Ter. "hut L. strikes me that II is about as '"uSh
H. possible
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

In rhienro they krcpe man In prison month
fnr rmbotgltup Il ptckled pigs foot and pardon
the anarchists who attempted To blow up erea
lion with dynamite bombs.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

"Tm going West" SAID Bloggs, with an IN
vsntion thai will make my name familiar IN
svary-." "What have you inventedf "A
new Quarrel for Kansas"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

age preserves fifty pints of fruit or
a barrel of cider, and only costs 10
cents. Fruits preserved with Anti
fermentine retain their natural
taste and appearance. Ask your
druggist or grocer for Anti-fermen-
tine.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

NJ n W y w
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with Doctor Pierce's
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Safely and certainly, ev-
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is permanently cured.
Out of all the medi-
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is the only one that's
guaranteed to do what Is
claimed for it. In all
" female complaints y
and Irregularities perl
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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

nation or liberation, bearing down
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ever fails to benefit or cure, you have
your money back.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26
ANTI-FERMENTISE

Is a HARMLESS preparation in tablet
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26
THE WAY OUT

Use Enameinc stove Polish no dust. no smell.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-08-26

FRUIT WITHOUT COOKING. One pack
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-06
Governor Waite, of Colorado.


Mr. Waite was born and reared in
Chautauqua county, New York, and OBJ
tanned his schooling at the jamestown
Academy The family is a respectable
one, and the governors father held for
some years the responsible post of Justice
of the peace. Davis II. Waite had al
ways been considered a harmless enough
persona little peculiar in his notions,
perhaps, but of estimable private charac-
ter He came 70 Colorado from Kansas,
and, in 1881 packed a printing office
plant. into the mountains to Ashcroft,
near Aspen, which was then the newest
mining camp in the state, and began TO
issue a little weekly paper called the Ash
croft Herald He moved to Aspen when
it began to be evident that that town was
to be bigger than Ashcroft, and, for d
time edited the Aspen Times, which was
then a small weekly paper This journal
is now issued as a daily, and belongs co
Governor Waite's son-in-aw, b, Clark
Wheeler, who is a state senator, and Il
man of some influence in the populist
party.
Mr. Waite added somewhat to his in
come by practice as a lawyer, doing an
Office business principally, and became
Interested also, in some mining prop
erty
When he was about 60 years Old Gov
ernOr Waite married a second time, and
has now small child young enough to be
his grandson In Aspen Mr.. Waite was
somewhat noted for his opposition TO
drunkenness, gambling and other forms
of vice, and as justice of the peace he was
especially severe upon offenders. He was
also noted as bitter anti-I3omanist. In
politics he was a republican and took
such part in campaigns as a country edi-
tor and lawyer naturally would Now he
processes a hatred for politics and poll
ticians equaued only by his detestation of
newspapers which are politically opposed
to him
As governor Mr.. Waite's record has
been by no means all bad. He fell out
with the last general assembly, and We
toed very large proportion Of the bills
that were sent TO him. On the whole, he
has evidently tried TO do his best for the
eifare of the state as he sees it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-06
A TELEGRAPHER'S PERIL.
Imprisoned by a Crazy Man Who Dug
Grave for Him,

Buffalo, July 30.-Charles Roach, a
telegraph operator in the Lake Shore
depot at Van Buren,, had an exciting ex-
perience with mailman last night.
About midnight message was flashed
into the dispatcher's Office in this city by
Roach in which he said that crazy man
had nailed up the Office door and windows
imprisoning him, and that he was at
tempting to set fire TO the building.
Chief Dispatcher Murray Immediately
sent word to the work train at BrOcton to
run to Van Buren, and rescue the opera
tor. When the train stopped in front of
the station the crazy man had dug a
grave near the tracks, and when asked
what he intended to do pointed to the i'm
prisoned operator and said: My part
ner there lost all his money in theatre
cal enterprise and | am going TO bury
him" He was coaXed on the train and
turned over to the authorities at Dun
kirk.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-06

given. The most difficult TO dcciphcr
come from foreign countries, where 10
seems that every conceivable idea Of the
United States exists. With entire conf
dcnce letters are addressed 70 towns
in North America. " and seemingly this
confidence is encouraged. for il is surpris-
ing how many Of these get 20 the right
person II would be interesting 10 know
how long 10 takes one Of these experts TO
use up the gray matter in his brain dcciph-
ering the addresses on these distracting
letters.
Ignorance or stupidity could be borne
with patience and equauimIty, but when
the smart aleck' gets to work and en-
ploys some fantastic nickname of his own
for person or city it must make the clerks
in the dead letter office long to make an
object lesson of the writer.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-06

black and tau terrier had lust finish.
/ Two small birds sUt ia from the -
rant by order Of hii owner. 4'~-
| The sixth one. fine We're rohba5 90 a..
| jewels and turned Dose IN a strs,nf., N. ul
would not be picked up even bv tbe
l catcher. He was we'll groomed and b.
shlhl gray coat, bat he was "a rongr'
Just the same, without one mark OF b7.-
/ or breeding. He Couldn't have had a +.f
| igree, Vet he seemed TO be doing rs III ls
as the others. Around his neck ~.
| heavy gold collar of fancy design and I;.
blanket on the floor was of padded siii.
| Strange to say, he seemed To have m
| life and intelligence than the other A.
| combined. The Df-hand wav i'm yvbj't
he fraternized with the baggage
showed that he had not always lived a,
the hotel
A PEW CANINE ARIsTOCRATs.
While Mrs. J. ". Maclxev was stor,;u
at the Great Northern four or Ave ,,t l.'i.s
ago. she had l;ckey especially dennta5
to take care of her favorite silk- han
terrier. This animal was ryintelliga1tS
and looked as wise as a savant from bo
meath his shaggy eyebrows The larl,oy
LOOK the terrier out for promepad5
every morning, and Mrs Mackev wa,
careful to see that her imported faVorits
had not taken TO long a walk and bo
come fatigued W
Lord Clifford, who was at the Victor,
a short time ago brought his fayorit-
spaniel all the way from ENGLAND D1r
ing the week his lordship stopped II
Chicago the porter at the hotel live
nigh no expense was spared that the
dog might live becomingly. A CanadiaT
huntsman showed chat he was not sum-
stitlous by bringing thirteen hunting doc,
W 10
north, and stopped to see the fair. M
Victoria has special room for dogs
Here they can be kept single, in stalls m
II more democratic, turned loose in ths
general assembly
HOW TO MAKE THE DOG HAPPY.
Women who know that the rules Of all
tirst-class hotels forbid the keepinp NJ
dogs in rooms find way TO deceive clerks
They bring in neat little baskets. tLo
most MISUNDERSTANDING article IN tho
world. When they reach their rooms
they open the baskets and caress .UuiIrv
pugs and turn them loose. To avoid de-.
tecuon they conceal PIGGY in the bath.
rooms. Actresses practice this deception
most. The soubrette always has
pet poodle, and it is the object of more
OF her affection than any other possession
She VIII not part with her poodle, and il
the hotel rules are against her she prac,
tees deception.
But hotel-clerks say that the practjos
of carrying dogs has been gradually DIV
ing out in this country since it became
rule that no dogs could be carried on
Pullman sleepers. Foreigners are no,
aware of that rule, and they are often
much veXed because the. Pullman porters
will insist on removing the dog to the bag,
gage car. Even tips fail to close thu
porter's eyes.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-06
LEMON ELIXIR.
A Pleasant Lemon Tonic.

For Biliousness, Constipation and Ma
laria.
For Indigestion, Sick and Nervous
Headache.
For Sleeplessnoss, Nervousness and
Heart diseases.
For Fever, Chills, Debility and Kidney
Diseases, take Lemon Elixir
Ladies, for natural and thorough organ
ic regulation, Lake Lemon Elixir.
DIR. Mozley's Lemon Elixir is prepared
from the fresh juice of Lemons, combined
with other vegetable liver tonics, and viii
not fail you in any of the above named
diseases. SOC. and 81 bottles atdruggists.
Prepared only by DR.. II. Motley, Attain
ia, Ga.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-06
The Arohduke Johann's Story Re.
called.

called.
Vienna Correspondent London Times. -
The supposed shipwreck three wears
ago of the Archduke Johann, otherwiss
known as Johan Orth, has Just had an
interesting judicial sequel, of which the
Neue F'reie PreSse gives the following OAR
ttculars: In February, 1890, johann Ortb
who was then in London, insured his shin
the San Margherita, with the North Ger.
man Assurance Company for $4,000 marks.
the voyage to be undertaken being first
to Ensenada and afterward to the west
coast of South America, from which the
vessel was to return with cargo 10
North German port.
An action has now been brought bv DR.
Won Haberler of Vienna, the holder of
power of attorney from Johann Orth. for
the recovery of the sum for which the
vessel was insured The plaintiff claimed
that the Santa Margherita must be looked
upon as lost, having left La Plata on july
IL, 1890, and not having reached its destt
nation within the term OF six months
The judgment in the first instance, which
was the favor of the plaintiff, was a few
weeks ago confirmed by the Hanseatig
high court at Hamburg.
In the course of these proceeding the
defendants maintained that Johann Orth
was on board the ship in question when
1t left La Plata, but this was denied BY
the plaintiff, though it was ACKNOWLEDGED
that since the date of the departure Of
the vessel no tidings whatever had been
received from him or respecting him.
Nevertheless, there is absolutely no proof
in support of the assertion that johann
Ortiz is dead, though the Disappearance
OF the ship is beyond question.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-06
Gard.

For nervous and sick headaches, indi-
gestion, biliousness and constipation (of
which have been a great sufferer) Ihave
never found a medicine that would give
such pleasant, prompt and permanent re
lief as DR. H. Mozleys Lemon Elixir.
J.. p. SAwTELL, Griffin, Ca.
Publisher Morning Call.-ad
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-06

c7aI way. sin win visit tho psvcht'al
congress ~ Cha ago and read paper
u seems That lciety viii take steps 20
recognize Mrs Be an. 600 spite Of Ward
AIcAuistcr's oppoA lion. The arbiicr Of
society cares very little Toy thepsophNs
Inn the women OF his set are much at
fachcd 90 the mysticism of the cult II is
rcasoua tly certain that tlc English lady
will be something Of lion in New York
salons This fall
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-06
1--WE ABcuBImors FOR sEw YORK


The efforts 70 have bestowed upon the
Right Rev Henry Goldman Potter the
title Archbishop of New York, are not
meeting with that prcIate's approval
The wish proceeds from the pushing for
word of work upon the Cathedral Of st.
John the Divine and the belief of some
high church Episcopaiiaus here that such
an architectural triumph should have an
archbishop 70 20 along with il, 50 to speak,
is matter To which Bishop Potter
pays no attention. When this prelate
dons his silk smalls, black silk hose,
buckle shoes, apron and hat for reccp-
ton among the Four Hundred, he attracts
attention wherever he goes The bishop
is always faultlessly dignifed. and is one
of New York's most distinguished look
ing men. He is coming as much into no
tice through a recalcitrant priesthood as
Archbishop Corrigan, and, in some re
spccts Is not unlike the Roman Catholic
eccesiastic The two have a very cordial
esteem for each other, and the few occa-
sions when public affairs have thrown
them together, pass of very pleasantly,
because both are thorough men OF the
world To see this oddly assorted pair ex-
changing smiling salutations and convers-
ing animatedly together suggests any
thing but two leaders of hopelcssly di-
vidcd focks DADID WECHsLEB.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-06
A Banker Writes:

From experience in my family, DR.. H.
Mozley's Lemon Elixir has few, if any
equals, and no superiors in medicine, for
the regulation of the liver, stomach and
bowels.
w. H. MAGNEss, Pres NATL Bauks
McMinnYille. Tenn.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-06

Tramp-Td like to do something to pay
fer al this, hut 1 m a cripple, mum.
HOusekeeper-YO don't look IL. What S
the matter:
Tramp-Writer's cramp. mum, I've been
keepin a list Of all tn people wOt offered me
work, mum.-New York Weekly. 8 e.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-19
NEWS AND NOTES.

Mrs. Adam Forepaugh lost $4,000
in diamonds at a leading Chicago
hotel recently.
A Turin jeweler has made tiny
boat formed of a single pearl. Its
sail is of beaten gold studded with
diamonds and the pinnacle light
at its PROV is perfect ruby. An
emerald serves as a rudder, and its
stand is slab of ivory. 1t weighs
less than half an ounce. Its price
is $4,000.
About 80 years ago J. w. Taylor,
of London, was placed in charge of
an expedition sent out from London
to colonize the east coast of Green
land, and was accompanied by his
wife, who lived with him two years
in an isolated settlement on Cob
wins island.
An illustration Of the inconve-
niences of too much learning is
furnished by page in an encyclo-
p@dia where appears "Sweet flag,
see Acorns; Sweet gum, see Ii
quidamber; Sweet pea, see Lathy-
rus; Sweet potato, see Batatas."
A bouncing boy has been born to
the wife of William Cook, of Glen
wood, Ind. There is nothing start
ling in this, but when it is stated
that the mother is 69 years old and
the father II the case appears note
worthy.