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The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11
TRAIN LEAVE DELAWARE AV ENUT
DEPOT, EAST BOUND.
sExpre IS Trains.

"Expre,s Trains.
New York. week days goa &c 81. IS 50
10 50 a. m; az ~. '249. % 81 = 80 p. M
ISundays % os. IS 50 40 80 a. m; 'l2 a
20 ~ IS ~ s7S9 "lI OF p. III.
buifsa sieeptnr en an d rnyn,nR t nhronr 10
Boston without change via Poughkeopsle
DnaGS landing passengers In u. q III. stN
PHiiLADEhPHIA. 18TH AND MARKET
STREETS. week dilys. 1905, ~ 81. - So
80 81 a. m; sg 20. ~ rs, - 80. ell 90 p. m
sundays. 500 $50. 10 &c a. M; - "a - 81
'PSIiILihyppEiPpiiTA. a4ra AND CHEST
NUT STREETS. week days 1903 6 90. 8 s..
49, n. IS 20 q 80. 9 e. g 20. 10 %, 40 Il
Sundays .S6a Sss. u $50. To- j.; 80 81
y a a a; n. .la "a % - - ao5, 4'o5 5 IS.
IA, 'se1 IS 80 700. 800. 10 70, SO &c, al 5,
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Dos. IS az 6as. y 50. = y ia % il % p. IN.
Atlantic City. week days. y 81. a. IN.
~ ts4' p. IA. Sundays % a m.
WEST BOUND.
Baltimore anu washington, wceN day..
- g o. . .. q. M; zig 10. au5 81 Of. s45i,
70 ~ - IL, ~ 10 p. m. Sundays, e 46. o.
= g 4, g 81 a.; 'islG '2OS s0S q 81. 81 81
baltimore and way Stations 7OaA m.
Newark ri DEL pei.. week days .44o o. % 4,
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Pittsbu.g. IS a a. nj. 81 p. m. daily.
Chicago "a AIM; '405. '45I. 80 ie D. IN.
Cincinnati and St. Louis 'ial6 p. IN. and
~ IL p. IN. daily. "''s
Singerly decentralization. Z o. u. n. sO5.
2 80 and II 10 u. IN. daily.
LandenDerK accommodation, week days
o. 1lI0 II. M; SG5 aud 44J D, IN, sun.
days ESQ a. IN. Jos 81 p. m.
lIkAIhs LrAVE MA,rhi.r ST. STATION
For New YORK, week days ~ ssOJ
For Philadelphia. week days bS5. Geo.
y -. IS 90. % 3D. I'll IS n. III. u a, $50 0 Is
p. IN. Sundays 60 Il. rn.; u &. 351. 9I5
For Baltimore, wees days ba5. G,,
IS 90. III IS a. m. s.. y SO p. in. SUNDAY.
&c ~ a. III. 55 '3aJ y. m, ~
ForLandenberg and Way stations yeeiS
'dayG = ~. 10 50 a. m; So. sop. N. sun.
Idnyk - a. M; . So, " u. IN.
Chicago and Pittsburg. 500 a. IN. daily
except Sunday; '1e a.. . 80 p. M. daily.
CtnciDuaiI and St Louis I'll ~ a. IN.
daily exc PIT sunday.
LEAVE PHILADELPHIA, a4TH AND
CHESTNUT STREETS. FOR
WILMINGTON.
Week Jays 100. Coz .. ISIS. SD
+4OA at 431, Is 81, 0 80 .602' G3I sIS
ia VI 40 10 tu nnd 4 1 ,tn N ,n -
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

TNOR SALE-ln lrst-class location. a
IL grocery business. doing good
trade. Terms moderate. Address Grocer.
This Office nS-3ts
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

IGHERIFF'S SALE.-BY VIRTUE OF A
. writ oil Levari Faciassto me directed
will be exposed TO publ c sale at tho Court
II ouse, OH Market street. between Tenth
and Eleventh streets. in the city of VII.
Imington, New Castle county. Delaware,
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

L,oR ltENT-llls W. 9th street. front
IL and hack porch. open stairway
saloon pallor. gas. hath. etc. J. ]. PIERCE,
no. West Seventh street. o17-l2ts
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

IDUBLIC SALE-wili be sold ut public
l. sale. on the premises. OH the Concord
pike. six miles north OF Wilmington. In
Delaware county. Pa. on
THURSDAY. NOVEMBER "a. lS9a. +
at 1 O'Clock p. IN.
)ne good horse. a pair OF good muirs,
four good COWS. i've shoats turkeys
geese. ducks aud chickens. one family car
riage, wagons. n set Of double harness.
moving machine. fodder cutter and u lot
of corn fodder; also farming utensils and
la quantity oil household furniture. &c
Terms mt sale.
5.u .l5, 152l,22 MARGARET BENSON.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

N. +. DayIs. Jeweler. . e. aad 81.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

NJ oTtCE--AIl persons indebted TO the
In Delaware Hodge Company will
piehse make payments at once TO tho
treasurer. George ". Bright, No. nv
Market street and 20 no other. and all
tended to. Will inform tho c6mpany al
the Office. VIM. BUI6HT
nb-bts President
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

SOU IN irwin Pise snI r III MN o of Of
Locust atrcet, between Taylor and Ninth
Streets. These houses are paying - per
cent. on the above price. Apply to
Howard r. Vernon. this office sa1-tf
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

Week Jays 100. tUl .. 'sis. SO
1901 :! 4! a. m; II noon; Il IS. 900. SO,
+40A III 4 10. % 81. 8 a. 81 ". G8I '7iS
sundays 4 u. q o. Is IL, . 81 iV0l. *lltI
a. M; ~ noon; sU1. 500 gll asa '30l.
GO. y IS, $ ia - 40. 10 10 and II ~ =. IN.
Leave lsrn AND MARKEE SrRGErd.
IS - p. M. daily.
Telephone No. l13. 5..,... -,
Rates u Western pointsioWer than via
q, o, 81 LII. Gcn'i Pass. Agent
{ J.T. ODEtl.. General Manager
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

pOARDlNG-Front rooms with heat
- and board, at G0l French st. n6-ist'
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

INoR RENT-Oue or two good houses on
~ Wawaset street; 81 aud - per month.
Apply 10 Mrs. Iilghman, on Wawaset
street between Scott and lincoln. n9-3t
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

NOTICE.. l.. BROWN. FLORIST Cut
IN flowers daily. Floral designs at the
shortest notice. All orders promptly at
tended to by Mrs. A. II. SPARKS, Agent,
No IL East Front street. nu29-eod-Im.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11
FOK RENT.

LNOR RENT-MeAt stall in Madison street
II market. LYNCH a LEAHY. ni0-tf
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

EnOR RENT-Stali in stable on West 5th
IL street, near Madison rent cheap
Apply TO II. u. Vernon. this Office.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

THOR kENT-Front room. with board
ket street. nS-l2t.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

TOR RENT-2 sd-story rooms. at No. $50
IL W. Third street. n6
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

NO11CE-Spaiks & Iiannam, florists
IN have opened their new store at No
aus West SECOND street. Floral designs .
speciality. Fresh cut tiowers at all times
Chryhantbemunisb by the titousan d. i o24 In
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

LNOR HEST-4-roomed house At Bil ver-
IL brook, Fifth and Rodman; rent, s.
per month. Apply at this office.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

UNoR RENT-DwellinR. with all modern
II improvements Apply 10 d. McKen-
ney. Third and Monroe streets. jelS-tf
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

TOR RENT-A second story front room
II for lodging. IN private family, at ga
Delaware avenue. OF
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

IINoR SALE-Bnots and shoes at cost. at
II ga W. eth street. TO close business.
Also an oak bed room suit ut q bargain.
ol6-ts Frank Haines.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

nR. DEHABpTss
PENNYR0YAL PILLS
Are the only genuine Pennyroyai PHI
made. Twenty-Five years experience
Sold 10y driigaists. Office, 900 N. Ninth
sfreof. Philn. by mail or at once. o.
Advice tree. Ladies'. beware OF imita
lions. IFS
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

DUBLIC SALE
l. Oh
TRoTTrNG STOCK.
! will sell at my stock farm, at Ahcr-
deem, Md, on
TUESDAY,. NOVEMBER 81. 1904
at Ii.30 o'clock a. m..
% head of !. . and 3-year-old colts By
Myrtleton 9.5T Sire OF "
Myrtctwig. years............2eSH
Hartford. i years. .........,....2f2S
lilly. years. ................-.2bt4
Myrtle Boy years.
Hal! :, years. .................S3S
Mechanicsville, . years. .......s3pk
Myrtleton is destined to be great sire
of speed. This is q rare chanos TO get .
lrotter. Send for descriptive catalogue
c. W. BAKER.
8ll,Hl5,l6,20 Aberdeen. Md.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

EoR SALE-Black mare about 10 years
~ of age, sound and good worker.
Bay horse, about nine years OF age. sound.
good worker. LYNCH q LEARY. n10-tf
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

LNoR SALE Parlor stove. walnut re
II frigerator and parlor suit at No. Il
FL 81 Sd street nI0.2ts
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

Ease at once, no operation or delay from busl,
ness, attested by thousands of cures, endorse
ments of physicianu, 1adies and prominent citi:
gems can beseen at Office. Consultation fee and
strictly confidential. Send for circulars.
d. Office Houps q H.H. to 3 Pm.
The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-11-11

Leave Philadelphia. Broad Street, for
Wilmington texpreesl, AGO. 40. S.8l, $40.
llo;so, u is A. NJ. l9.lo. sl2.25, La a.0s
ll.i6. 30 p. NJ. and l2.o3 Night.
Accommodation. Geo. 7.2i 1888 A. NJ.
i;se, $40. A.o3, 4.s'. &2a. S.as. 1908 and H.
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good girl for general
w homework. Apply At NO. sig west
street. nio-st
The sun., 1893-03-02
TO BE CONTINUED.
THEIR GREwsoME MISTAKE.
Two COnyiViaI Rounders Decline
an Invitation.

Two COnviviaI Rounders Decline
an Invitation.
Two convivial spirits, much the
worse for wear, were drifting along
Powell street during the early hours
few mornings ago. They had been
in the wake of the rain and wind,
and hot gin and things. They had
reached that condition when every
thing palled upon them, says the San
Francisco Examiner.
Suddenly above the swish of wind
and rain, the sounds of revelry foated
out upon their ears.
Wont go home till morning." came
in undecided chorus from a nearby
restaurant
Say, here's our kind of people.
Less go ill.," murmured one, "Thish
is what we're looking for"
And in they went, only to be stopped
by the proprietor
Say, OF fellow, there's a crowd Of
our kind of folks in there. Take us in
and introduce u.s."
mo; they won't fit there. They're
not your sort"
"Oh, wefl mix all right enough with
that crowd. No blanket about us.
Just isten.'
For he's a jolly good fellow"
swelled above the rattle of dishes.
"Oh, take us in quick. Just see what
we're missing"
"An right. But you don't know
what you're running UP againsti
They're dead severe people in there"
"Who are they?'
That's the Undertakers' association
holding its annual banquet"
Without word the two men about
whom no blankets were wrapped
passed out of the door and into the
wind and rain.
The sun., 1893-03-02
con. yesl ! left and heeame whal

oh, yesi ! left and became what
you know me-
"A clever man, my dear Conrad /
know no man who Is more clever
with the ace than yourself, and, fls TO
bullying to cover il mistake, you are
an emperor at that Is Ii not SO, Con-
rad? Come, drink good health TO my
master, your cousin
You miserable viper, I'll crush you
II you ask me to do that again. I'll
dr1nk-here, give me the glass-Here's
to Count Spezzato: May he die like a
dog! May his carcase bring the birds
and the wolves together! May his
name be cursed and hated while the
sun lasts! And may purgatory keep
him till pray for his releasew
The mans passion was something
frightful to see and / was more than
half inclined to leave the place; but
something, perhaps distant murmur
OF the rising tide, compelled me to
stay. ] pretended sleep, allowing my
head to sink down upon the table.
He sat still for few moments, and
then commenced walking about the
room, and abruptly asked:
What brought you here, Alexis?"
My masters horse, Signor Con
rad"
Good, my little fox; but why did
you come on your masters horse?"
Because my master wishes to reach
Leghorn tonight, to meet his bride,
Conrad"
Then his is the special train or
dered at nine, that am to go with?''
exclaimed the guard eagerly
THAT is so, gentle Conrad; and now,
having told you all, let me pay our
hostess and GO"
Pay! No one pays for me- little
fox; no, no, go; / win pay"
The courier took his departure, and
the guard kept walking up and down
the room, muttering to himself:
Tonight, it might be tonight. If
he goes to Leghorn, he meets his frl-
ture wife; another life, and perhaps
a dozen. No, it must be tonight. or
never. Does his mother go? Fool that
am not to ask! Yes; it shall be to-
night" and he left the room.
The sun., 1893-03-02
LAWYER OR SOLDIER.

Every president OF the United States
has either been a lawyer or soldier
or both. Why should not the medi-
cal profession stand show for polit-
ical honors? This is a nut for the
doctors to crack. What more noble
profession is there than that of al
leviating the woes of ones friends?
When you see a person tormented by
cold, racked by a cough, what greater
benefit canyon confer upon him than
to tell him to get a bottle ofReid' Ger
man Cough & Kidney Cure. The only
cough remedy in the world that does
not contain poison. A medicine that
will cure him of his malady and forti-
fy his system so that he is much less
liable to take cold the second time.
If your druggist does not have this
great remedy, send your address to
the SYLVAN REMEDY co Peoria,
H., and get trial bottle by mail free.
Mention the name of this paper.
The sun., 1893-03-02
A Sermon to Measure

DR.. " is an eloquent preacher,
but he belongs to the old-fashioned
school, and finds it difficult it adapt
himself to the modern fashion of short
discou'ses 1t is standing joke in his
family that after writing a sermon he
has to cut it up into Il series of dis
courses.
On one occasion he received a note
from a wen-known clerical brother
asking if he would deliver a sermon
upon some especial church festival.
The doctor replied that he had just
completed a sermon upon the Golden
Calf, which seemed to him appro-
pirate.
The answer of the committee, as
sent by telegram by the brother clergy,
man, who knew Dr. X intimately,
and was acquainted at once with his
peculiarities and with his ability to
take a joke, read as follows:
Golden Calf just what Is wanted.
A forequarter is all that will be need
ed
The sun., 1893-03-02
HIS WIFE WAS roo ooop.
A London Man Had Planned "a specu-
IatIen, nut HIS Wife Spoiled Ii.

A London Man Had Planned "a specu-
Iation, Nut His Wife Spoiled II.
''Your worlds fair souvenir half dol
ar reminds me of singular incident" :"
said Ralph G, Watson of London In
the hearing Of Globe-Democrat re-
porter. During the queens Jubilee all
England was flooded with jubilee
coins. The largest denomination was a
IS gold piece, and from that down to a
farthing. After the jubilee all those
coins that found their way back to the
Bank of England were taken out Of
circulation, and before 1t was generally
known that this was being doue 80 per
cent OF the coins, ] fancy, had found
their jay into the nav Of the old lady
OF Threadneedle street.
Il was among the few who had
sense enough to keep a set / had q
f5 piece, sovereign, Il half-soVereign, a
crown, four-shiliing piece, a half
crown, a two-shilling bit, one shilling, a
sixpence, four-pence, a three-pence, Il
penny, half-penny, and a farthing.
They lay idle in box in my dressing
case for nearly four years. / thought
nothing of them until one day last
summer, having business in Glasgow,
went there. Here the jubilee coins
were great rarity, and found that
my collection, which amounted to tt
shillings and 6 pence, ha'penny,
farthing would bring something like
E12.
j: "NowI thinks /, I'll just make that
to like wink, so | telegraphed my
wife to forward the box of coins to
me by express at once. The next day
| got a letter from her inclosing a pos
tai note for f7 shillings, and a note
from the dear woman saying that as
long as / was in need of the money,
she thought the letter post quicker
than the package post, and had had
my coins exchanged for a postal or
der, and added the change herself to
make it even money. Mad? ] was. /
not only los: my E5 speculation, but I
ost my jubilee coins as well, hut, 1
say. it was rather thoughtful Of her,
gou know, and under any other cir
cumstances would have been very
gratifying.
The sun., 1893-03-02
Some Hard Riders.

In Australia, where population is
sparse and distances are great. some
remarkable feats of endurance in
horse-riding are credited to the mount
ed police-feats more remarkable in
some instances, taking into account all
the circumstances, according to the
London News, than those ACCOMPLISHED
by the winners in the military ride
between Vienna and Berlin. Trooper
Power in February, 1880, undertook
an arduous journey across a most in
hospitable country in pursuit of a
horse stealer named John Smith. This
jealous officer travelled 766 miles in
twenty-six days without changing
horses. For one stage Of eighty miles
he was wholly without water, and the
country was in such a bad state for
130 miles that his two horses had
nothing to eat. His powers of ell
durance may be judged from the state
ment that he did thirty miles day
on WCrn-out horses, along long dry
stages and with bad water or no
water at all to drink Trooper Will
shire on another OCCASION rode eighty
five miles in twenty hours on one
horse. This was on May %, 1887, two
days after the natives had ''stuck
up" Eriduna station. This same man
travelled 200 miles in four days when
he heard that comrade named Shir-
ley had died of thirst He did not have
macademized roads and plenty of fresh
water, like the German officers. but
had a broiling sun to endure, sand
hills to climb, "mulga" scrub to pelle-
trate, and was sometimes compelled tt
take dead animals out Of native wells
before he could use the WAGER,
The sun., 1893-03-02
Faces That Wore Their Bloom Until
PnSf Middle Life

Faces That Wore Their Bloom Until
Past Middle Life.
The portraits of beauties of the time
of Washington's Inauguration show
the highest feminine charms of wit.
feeling, heart and mind in faces which
wore their bloom staunchly up to
fifty.
Mrs. Jay, daughter of Rufus King,
with her black hair and brilliant blue
eyes; Mrs. Bayard, whose pictured
face it is impossible to see and not
love; the faithful, frank wife of Alex
ander Hamilton, who could have kept
her gallant husband from his erring
ways had she been more of a woman
and less of a model
Many will recall Nine. Ruiersdorff,
the singer, when over forty, beautiful
as an image of rose and white Parian,
and Rose Eytinge, whether among the
tapestries of the snugly picturesque
rooms or In full sunlight, who defied
time more successfully than any beau
ty who has ever trOd the stage.
Fortune was none too kind to either
Of those two women; indeed, it seems
as if those best defied years who were
constantly stirred up to effort. 1t de-
pends upon a woman herself more than
upon her charms and her youth up to
three-Scorc,
The sun., 1893-03-02

Why continue the use of remedies that
only relieve. when Ely's Cream Balm,
pleasant OF pIcation and sure cure for
Ca arrh and pld in head, can be had.
had q severe attack of catarrh and be-
came so deaf l could not hear COM
mon conversation. / suffered terribly from
roaring in my head. procured bottle of
EIy's Cream Balm, and in three weeks
say to all who are afflicted with the worst
of diseases. catarrh, take EIy's Cream Balm
and be cured. 1t is worth $1,000 to any
man, woman or child suffering from ca
tarrh,--A. Il. Newman, Grayling, Mich.
Apply Balm into each nostril. 1t is
Quickly Absorbed. Gives Relief at once.
Price 81 cents at Druggists or by mail
ELY BROTHERS. ,56 Warren ST., New York
The sun., 1893-03-02
One of China's Wonders.

The "Pagoda OF the Great White
Dragon" the architectural wonder OF
China, is in that part of the great &C.
lestial empire known as Sz-Chuan. 1t
stands near the foot OF one OF the
many sacred Chinese mountains; is
built entirely of bronze, and is fifteen
long stories in height, not count ing
the mammoth bronze pineapple which
seems to be inseparable from an or.
thodox pig-tail palace of worship.
From the ground up to and including
the sacred ivory tusk which sur
mounts this tall structure, it is liter
ally covered with minute figures OF
men, beasts and NEUROLOGICAL Great
ures of all kinds. The mountain near
! by is known as Mount Omel, and has
been sacred pea for more than
5000 years.-Philadelphia Press.
The sun., 1893-03-02
Cooking Utensils of aluminium.

Aluminium seems to be jack-ol-
all-trades metal, with no limit to the
uses to which it may be put. It is
adapted for anything from q flying
machine to kitchen skillet, which is
it's latest use. The Illinois Pure Alum.
mum company, which has plant at
Lemont, Is about to put aluminium
cooking utensils upon the market and
great things are claimed for them.
The points claimed are: Freedom from
poison, light specific gravity, great
heat conductivity, heat-retaining
properties, cleanliness, rust an i'm.
possibility, absence of all solder. II
is stated that an aluminium utensil is
only one-third the weight of the ordi-
nary utensil, and that the metal is
superior to all metals in heat-retain-
ing properties. As ALUMINIUM has an
| intrinsic value, wprn-out or broken
utensils manufactured by the COM
papy will be bought at scrap prices.
The sun., 1893-03-02
His Mother-No Willie.
There are Knowing Rats in Maine

There are KNOWING Rats IN WaIne.
A farmer in Madrid found a musk
rat down in barrel of sweet apples
in his cellar, unable to crawl out, and
with a. tender and compassionate
heart took his ratship by the tail,
pulled him from the barrel and let
him go. The following day the cpl
sode was repeated, and for a few days
was continued, till the muskrat had
become so we'll educated that when
he heard his, benefactor coming he
would stick up his tail to be lifted
out Phillips (Me.) Phonograph.
The sun., 1893-03-02
WilIie'S Dream,

Willie lat breakfastl-You can't
help what you dream, can you mann,
ma?
His Mother-No Willie.
"Then if you dream you're havin' a
fight you amt to blame for it, are
your"
"No, but if you have been good
boy you are not likely to have such
dreams"
"still they amt wicked, are they, if
you can't help it?"
N-no, I suppose not. Did, you
dream last night you were doing so
wicked a thing as fighting.
"Yep! And it would "a done you
good to see how licked that yaller-
haired, freckle-taced, good-for-nothin'
Bob Stapleford till he couldn't stand
up, dog-on himI"-Chicago Tribune.
The sun., 1893-03-02
Evolution.

Who doubts that knowledge-some
kinds of knowledge, at least-is large,
ly matter of intuition?
Little Sarah, three years old, came
running into the house the other day
in state of great excitement.
80 mamma" she said, "Mrs. Tay-
lor has killed an old hen to make a
chicken of"
And yet Sarah has never lived in a
clearinghouse.
The sun., 1893-03-02
Saved.

Witherby-"I was walking along the
street today and my feet got tangled
up in some electric wires-when the
whole current was turned on too"
Mrs. Witherby-"Oh, how terrible!
Did the shock hurt you, dear?"
Witherby-"I didn't feel it, my love.
I had on a pair of those socks that
you knitted me for my birthday.
The sun., 1893-03-02
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The sun., 1893-03-02

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The sun., 1893-03-02
They Couldn't Make tout,

What is the crowd gathered
around yonder at the shore?"
"Something that has been cast in
by the waves"
Don't they know what it is?"
mo; they cannot tell whether it is
a lady's bonnet or young devil fish" "
n. Y. Press.