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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Mistress--I don't want you to have
SO much company. You have more
callers in a day than 1 / have in n week.
Domestic = Wei, num-, perhaps il
you'd try to be a little more agreeable
you'd have us many friends as | have.
Representatives, n nice way to make
IN assignment. isn't it? I'm ordered to
get up a column of slaughter Stats.
tics
Fricnd-Weli?
lReporter-Wcll. don't know
whether I'm to write up the abnttoirs
or the grade crossings.
Husband loft for n journey)-Do You
often think of me when I'm gomez
Wife-lndced, do. 1t takes me a
week to get the smell Of smoke out OF
the house.
Little Miss Freckles-I don't b'lieve
that's n reg'lar French cook your folks
has got.
Little Miss Mugg--You don't, ell?
Smell my BRET.
ASoei'Si iAoW many Accb arc tueTe
in Il perch?
Boy-Do yon mean the one l caught
Or the II that got away?
---s
Cultured Visitor-And did you enjoy
the Columbian exposition, my dear?
Little Dear-ies, indeed. Why. they
gave chewing gum away for nothing.
e
Practical Father-Has that young
'nan who wants to marry You any
money?
Romantic Miss-Moncy! He gave ms
y cluster diamond ring Studded with
pcaris.
Practical Fa.her-Yes. know. Has
he any money left?
Paris has the largest and most con,
plete sewerage system In the world.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Housckeeper-Tryipg to get to Bos-
ton, eh?
~Tramp-Yes, mum; an if WI give me
a little to help me IN me way
Now what DO you expect to do when
you get to Boston? Tell we that.
! intend, mum, to call on Mr.. Atliin-
son an git his recipe for livin' on 10
cents n week.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

3What's that? Fried sweetbreads?
I wouldn't take EN- rs a gift. Where
l used to live they belonged to the in
trels. hcar that a good many people
in The city cat 'em regular. Is that
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1893-12-23

Husband (oh for n journcy)-Do You
often think of me when I'm gone?
Wife-lndced, do. 1t takes me a
week to get the smell Of smoke out OF
fhc bo,,ca
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-08-19

wa'chman. They doo.are that be ID
afraid OF II, that he Il actually IN
terror through strange superstition ana
mat the head disappears whenever
be hiss an opportunity 10 remove 10.
Ihey declare that he carries it
A. Tar AZ possible from where he h.
stationed and hides II, 10 that be
VIII not be remi ded " the ghaally
spectacle. However this may be-, when
inquiry was male u see the head yue.
teruay Afternoons II took half an hours
search on the part OF the employees to
Mud II, anu 10 was Uncovered In n
remote part u the building. Geronimo
proved such source Of terror 90 Ar.
zona that the territorial authorities
offered heavy reward for his capture,
dead or alive. a man named Gray
ana a companion TOT months sought u
cap ure him. Finally ore day Cry
killed the bandit. There was some
question A. 10 Identification, AMI Gray
kept tho body on ice for long period.
Tue Arizona authorities were slow
about paying. Under Que IrotoNt or
another the payment was pOitp0ncd.
Meantime Gray had cut of tue head
With an Of sabor and preserved 1t In
alcohol Wearying u attempting to
get the reward one day he Oh q scalp
lock from the side Of the head and
buried tho head Ia the sand near Tue.
son. In all Gray IL faid TO have spcnt
about $500 IN vain attempt IT, secure
the territorial reward after he had
killed the bandit. The eAber with
which the head was cut from tue body
was also secured by Rlhinson and il
also At the stables.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-08-19

Mr.. Leonard Grover ST., who has
demonstrated his ability A. dfamatis!
in times past by writing such plays ~
Our Boarding H,usc, brought HE
newest creation, The Wolves 81 Now
York, to salt Lake last evening. Mr.
Grover and his clever son, Len Grover
j., are well known IN this city, both
having resided hoso for a time, and
both having appeared In avery goo'
presentation " the Pnvate Secretary
with the Home Dramatic club. Their
friends were out In fair numbers 10
greet them I1st evening aud tie UPPER
galleries swafmod with the clnssus who
most peruse anu are most alsciad By
tho bloodcuriling and haliili'ihs
character Of the thrce-sheet pos'e's'
Summed up In few words It eau be-
said tia, the Wolves created the most
intense tx sitement and drew the mot
genuine applause from the galleries
that lie wealth Of scencry ami original
machinery effects caused 10 to be ie'
pnrded with some inletss! by the hrsi
ajor. but that IT, laird sunsaiiDnalism
aud Of couuo iis glazing imp'obnoiii.
Ties, caused % much amustnleht ~
Interest among Those critically H.
clined. Leu GfYyer had tue part ~
tue hero, young lrishmnn, anu D,
played ~ well, though notuliB NJ Az
a. he plnys character. more lho Iougnp
IN his nnr, like the Rev. MI 9paulu'
ing. The Others OF tue company "ef'
All capable, from She kissing, claiH'
lated mend 10 the "ivcly dy" advun.
iufrts, 20 the two girls whose Tolts
were countsfpaft- of the Two Orphauf,
and whose situations ~ um's
were very reminiscent % th0Ft
nnio,lurstss - ALTO played fairly
We should think those ladies woull
have difilculty AZ times ia retaining
Themselves from calling Dn'h
other Hentlttte and b9ul
The real merit % thu pieCe iits
iu liz seebery, ana such new eItciea
the sensational oil barrel machinery %
IRE. the pool rom aud the stefiJplic0n
vlewf, all Of which drew applnuse.
Mt. Gfoyor, the author, lat with the
orchestra, nnd saw that they missed
none o. the cues for "thrilis" anu
"pathtt uurs" with which his play be
orammoi. Jay RAJ, the well known
mabagsr, looked amer the iuiefcslso Of
the font OF the house, aud seemed ~
have his hands full.
Tie Wolves CLOSES IT. engagement
tonight.
Mr.. Stephens hsA made up his pro-
gram Of music for the concerts onfoute
to Chicago, anu n list OF very strong
members 10 presented. The chorus
will be heard IN the contest music, and
also two OF three home sciecuous 10 IL
lustrate the character Of tue music
rendered at the dedication Of the
Temple. Mrs. Pugsley, Mrs. Allison,
Mrs. EDWARD, Mrs. Thomas, Mt. kas-
ton, Mr.. Pyper Mt. Ensign
Rnd Mt. Robinson will sing
the solos ana tue concerted pieces.
Mr. ,Meihe, Sir. Daynes and
Mir. PeJenoD, with tue Chrs,snseu
Brothers 10 make up n string quaftet,e,
viii be- the Observation-Disclosures; sue QUAR-
totte from Rigoletto Aud tue prison
scene from TfOvatOrs viii be given,
aud tho matinee nj Kansas CITY Will be
made up OF several added ballads and
probably the Hallelulah chorus. The
null list VI people WIN are W make the
trip IL NJ follow;
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-08-19

Safety Deposit Vault, absolutely bur.
gar aud hruproot Rents 50 to SIS por
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-08-19

The closing Of the saloons on Sunday
has caused a bitter feeling to come up
between the saloon men aud their
following aud the better element ~
Louisville. Colo. Some OF the former
class attacked Mayor Loch few DAYS
ago, aud II another attempt Is made
active measures, II IL said, will be
taken against them.
Mfr. Granger, superintendent OF the
sugar factory, says the Lehi Banner,
will II his mail iucreases At tho rate IL
has for the last few days, coming from
persons asking for work, have 10 EN-.
ploy Mr.. Hammers hack or the whole
force Of the Coop. livery stable to bring
MS mall ana got an Interpreter Of
every language ia the land 10 READ IL.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-08-19
RECEIVES DEPOSITS PAYABLE on DEMAND

Nays and sellu exchange on Now York, san
francisco, Chicago. st. Louis. Omaha. london
ana All principal Continental Cities.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-08-19

Oldest Savings Bank IN Utah, with ds.
posts greater than all others combined.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-08-19
Dramatic a0d Gqpic.
The Wolves of York Last Nght-The Trip and the
Program Proposod.-Nodria Defines
Music-Notes.

-Notos.
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| jennie smith. klte BIgby.
/ li.,.l3 =, W ill.amson' hate iiguiz,
I belle taw!on iSn,.e gSii'
MarFafte Lsendcr. Anrio smith.
] 1890 $1,000 10. l.e"iA w. a. ~. fyper'
] Gusiie ny. Gs''.s ne.n ,i..op.
NJ. Miller Aursiih fo'tsr.
/ NAV ,' ,t iaiitin-s s,"s H ngr1''
| irene Merrill. Minnie tu'mcr t'p
,.aasei i., as'n, otgs va .foii'
ihNoH''
" farfoo. william Lester.
N.Set ssii.,,
a J. scare. A. sniti.
- -ildoway q q. otusr.
a. ii'ksisy, ~ ,y,,5.f
Ward b. Paef. SAN srr,.
Nwi, D. Poster J.. D. liorcc
NOM, Hi i,13i., di,9 .r
u q fntoHob, Arthur iiecd.'
u JohHson, T. q Thomas,
d Y Rs ,'t'.''on' a W iiimps.n'
q. & GfgFs. Frasi foster
% ". sainsDury. George TT les.
Jsisg, ,Sh,y - ilssF,
b. Harrow. Uerrn i",i'rt
a ~ Hoo,cy. Gcoris ios' cf.
Z, IL p9 9tssefF' iis .i, h,;arrgli'
Elwafd Parry. j. hi. .IIe,os
GOO A. taHon. o. 3 hye'0u.
i.. ne F a.9w'f'n. II W. han'on'
na.sos.
s., r.-tt,. ~,
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lieu, ,, ,,ii .a-'l' iiofAce y Lnaign' Jr.,
E'oiI "a Ti,s,.n
A ,.lr ". cray Nm gfg
\ s. Iiupsln. alvin I. osst
Neis q 'i. A,o+-, itcd Fuller.
4. h ii...stt, ~ bhomAa'
pave Mcil q. j. li'iWrs
T. teuN >. 49, fuImcr.
.a l.' 1 i.',ii 1pgfy.
jaime. ElIis. d Wntgr
% M,aHn. Min Crawford.
T. h. i ~ .u'n' A. - uarfci,
Ihos. Morton. D. NJ ts,... '''''N'
a irauy D. So Jamci,
n, i-.t.1..-',t veo. Amcs'
:. NJ. Andgf.5a. n g,i'il
la.. Crawford. ~ b. u wrur.
= ~ t,i...,...,s',. T. acAr.t,
NJ. a. -psrfy. ~ i ,ts.. A'''
a. b. fe'eneu.
Th,tWg final affair. In, ,h.h..a,
II Tie ebg,r nm -. Vs. 49, 49, o. ,',s...
urxt saturday ,yh,n 49,. III, i'''u
bi, r.ffilofiai sxc,ts,,n ~ l,,,a,. ~
ali point, norm s,a ,nn,h nv ~! IN ~
t3nsJe ty,.t'rp ant s,.,. So ~ VIZ no
tur g7tb. M IN fah,,nsni.' sssu',s,
v,hoi. ~ 4. ta,,,'''' ,'.S'i Nnen tns
IN. stng.rs gaad re- ~, ~ w uiu
by paying asmali admission fee.
"a.
me man VINO Wrote Nearer,MyGod,
he beet selling and most ponulS5
sacred" songs Ia the world. ia IN tbis
S Ny s ,t Z" t9ai genial gentleman
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-08-19
~ IONS SAVINGS BANK
TRUST COMPANY,

Nos L and u Eas, Temple street,
SAIL LAKE orr, UrAH.
EsTARL1,HED NCoRpoRArED
1910 1880.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-08-19

willard Woodruff, George Va. cannon
President. Cn,bisr
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-08-19

Tbs two hual affairs for the benefit
~ tue CHOIR iunI are 10 take place
ueXt Saturday, when there will be- 70
bis Territorial excursion TO saltair from
AL points north aud south on the Rio
Guude Mesturn,and Sunday evening,
tue s1thi nj the tabernacle, when the
whols city is invited to turn out 10 nd
tbs singers good bye ami Riu them
by paying small admission fee.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1893-06-17
An Iron Man.

San Francisco Chronicle: During the
last two years Prof. George Moore, a
native of Canada, has been at work
upon n motive engine, built upon the
same plans as the old and discarded
iron man." and at last he has sue.
ceeded in constructing a model which
will not only walk about with a firm,
steady gait, but also exerts consider
tractive power. The iron man
looks like a medieval knight. In OPP
Grafton the action is quite natural, the
nip. knee and ankle movement being
successfully initiated. 1t moves
along at a brisk walk and can cover
about -four or five miles an hour. The
iron man is about g feet in height and
when in full operation, il is said, can.
not be held back by two men.
In the body is the boiler, containing
a very large heating surface, and
which is Supplied with u gasoline fire.
Below the boiler is situated the engine.
While small in size, IL is a high-speed
engine, running up TO 5000 revolutions
per minute or more, and hence is of
high power, the combination of
boiler and engine giving abou.
one-half horsepower. From the
engine the exhaust pipe leads TO the
nose of the figure, whence the steam
escapes when the machine is in motion.
Through the head the smoke fiue is
carried and the products of combustion
escape from the top Of the helmet. The
steam gauge is placed by the 81 lie o fthe
neck. The skirts OF the armor open
like doors SO as to give free access to
the engine. The main body of the fig
ure is made of heavy tin. BY reducing
gear the engine is made to drive the
walking mechanism of the figure at
reasonable speed.
In the sectinal view is shown the
combination of levers by which the
figure is made to walk. The engine
imparts a swinging motion the whole
length of the leg from the hip; "a sec
ond swinging motion from the knee
downward is accomplished by a similar
system of levers and connections, and
finally a r ankle motion is given
TO the foot by a rod running down
through the lower leg. The heels
of the figure are armed with caulks or
spurs, which catch on the surface on
which it is walking and give it its
power. The steam man is connected
to the end of a horizontal bar about
waist high, which is fastened ia a
vertical standard in the center of the
track. Thus supported the man walks
round in a circle ut quite q rapid rate.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1893-06-17
The Skulls at Malvern Hill.

VI Think the ghastliest sight I ever
saw" said Sheriff Barnes recently,
"was during the late war on the field
Of Malvern Hill. was in the battle
and a more terrible engagement I
never witnessed, But that is not the
exact time to which / refer. About q
year after the battle was fought my
regiment was ordered out into the
neighborhood of the same old fen.
We went over the very same ground,
and there in the open field, exposed to
the torrid sun. were bleaching the
bones of u com radcs who fell in that
awful engagement. 1t was a sight I
shall never forget. On every side lay
y waste Of skulls skulls ot a..ncs: CO.
cry shape and size--a modern Golgotha.
We could not identify them. however,
and could only gaze with n feeling Of
sorrow on the aggregate pile OF human
heads that had nce been full Of life
and feeling,
After the deeper emotions excited by
the spectacle had worn away.I thought
OF the infinite variety of shapes that
were presented by the heap. There
were no two Of the Same shape or size.
and il was rather u matter of curious
though melancholy interest to inspect
the different skulls rs they lay crumb-
ling In the sultry atmosphere of that
August day. 1t was after all a MOURN
full sight, and n that was full OF abid-
Ing pathos, TO think THAI all that was
left Of the gallant men that figured in
the fight OF that cventful day was q
lot Of skulls that were now beyond
recognition and that would soon DO q
part OF the dust on which we were
standing. Such Is o picture. of that
awful sight and only a Of the many
horrid scenes In the ~portraiture 81
war."-Afianta Consultation.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1893-06-17
ClNCkLESE AND THEIR WAGES.
Like Most Oriental Laborers, They Are
About Worthy of Their Hire.

Those Cingalcse workmen who
struck at Chicago for higher wages
than thirty rupees, or 81. per month
belong to one of the smallest races on
earth. Men and women look like chill.
dren so long as they do not bear the
marks of old age. and to be old in
Ceylon is to have passed forty.
Tho Cingalese have a curiously
smooth brown complexion. which Is
really beautiful, especially among the
young women. A Cingalcsegirl with
bare brown arms bearing broad silver
bracelets, smooth. straight, glossy
black hair neatly arranged TO show the
pretty shape of her head, and small,
bead like, restless black eyes, is n fas-
cinating creature. The men wrinkle
into mummy-like faces with advancing
years.
A Cingalese girl begins to look like .
woman at seven years of age, and q
girl Of nine carrying her W infant is
not a rare sight In Ceylon. 1t is
natural that with a people upon whom
the cares of a family are likely to fall
before the age Of twelve education
should not be of the highest sort, and
that wages in n crowded country peo-
pied with a race weak in body should
be- small.
The 80 rupees per month against
which the Cingalese in Chicago struck
is probably more than tho average
wages in Ccylon. Americans lind it
hard to understand Oriental wages.
but those who know Oriental labor say
that it is paid as well in proportion to
Its effectiveness as labor elsewhere.
The wages of household servants ia
Japan. China, and especially India.
seem absurdly low until those who
have known household servants else
where come to try the Oriental domcs-
tic. A mail of all work was never seen
in Ceylon, and the Cingalcsc servant
who should he required 10 perform half
the duties of an American cook, laund-
ress, or cham bermaid would stand
sghast at the prospect.
1t costs about as much to u 4
house in Ceylon. or in other British
Indian possessions, with servants at
from fifteen to twenty live rupees per
month. us it does in America with
servants receiving as many dollars per
month. The Oriental earns q living,
which means u few cents per day. and
he Is content with that. and not am
bilious for more wages when II means
more work.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1893-06-17
RICHLY
q Chicago Travelling Mans Courtesy Nets
Hin $4,000,

w"
MUNCIE, Ind, June l2.-The kind
act of a Chicago travelling salesman
has been substantially rewcrded.
During the Dunkard meeting here
two weeks ago, among those in attend
ance were Abner Fuller and wife, n
feeble old couple from Amboy, o. On
the day the meeting ended Mr.. Fuller
became separated from his wife
and friends, taking the wrong
train, without money or ticket.
In his extremity he attracted the
attention of $. II. Naffe. formerly of
Frankfort, this state, but at present a
travelling salesman for "a Chicago hard
ware firm. Naffe helped him TO a seat,
and finding rhat he was or the wrong
trsin, caused him to get off at Anderson
a2d then came back with him TO see
thHr he was not molested. Returning
10 Muncie under Mr.. Naffe's kindly
care, the old Dunkard was united with
his wife and friends, and there he was
hidden a kindly good-by by the Chicago
man.
This week q letter came TO the hotel
where Naffe made his headquarters,
telling him that the old couple had
willed to him a farm. Investigation
showed that they were heirless, their
children having all died, Shortly after
returning to Amboy, the old lady died,
and within a week her husband fol.
lowed her TO the grave. Both had a
kindly remembrance of the courtesies
received ut Nahe's hands and they con
cluded to remember him by willing
him a farm. The farm is located in
Seneca county. Ohio, and its value is
placed at $50, 900.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1893-06-17
Plain John Mackey.

Chicago Inter Ocean: Mr.. and Mrs
John w. Mackey and their sons and
their sons Wallets and Mrs. Mack
ey's maid left the Great Northern
Sunday for the east. IL will be
noticed that every member of the
family except the head has a body
servant. Even the beautiful little
fiaxen-haired dog, which is the special
pet of Mrs. Mackey, has an attendant,
but Mr.. Mackey says he can put on his
own coat and pull on his own boots as
well now as he did in the '40s. when he
struck Lucky Gulch In California and
lived on hard tack and slept on the
ground. The great accumulation Of
riches has brought with il to the boz
mama king no pride of purse. He is as
plain in dress and language as he was
before he owned unreckoned millions.
Saturday a rough specimen Of human
ity, who looked as seasoned to mud and
weather as the countless ties he has
doubtless trod upon, strobe up to the
desk and inquired il John Mackay was
stopping there. When informed that
he was he scratched his name upon a
card and had it sent up. The clerk
looked at him and thought, ''Only an
other crank, and you've got about as
much chance TO see John Mackev as l
have to borrow a million from him"
But the response came quick. send
the gentleman up" Mr.. Mackcy
was at the elevator when the
visitor stepped off and he grasp
ed the old fellows hand with
both his own and gave him the
heartiest welcome. Both were ''forty.
miners" If the orchestra down stairs
had been forbidden to play Com
rades" it might have struck up a tune
that would have been appropriate.
But as the two old friends who had dug
side by side in the mountains marched
hand in hand into the palatial suite
there was no music needed TO tell the
story.
The old miner was introduced TO the
wife and sons of the millionaire. but he
refused TO dine with the party, SO Mr..
Mackey and he went down to the pri-
vate dining room together and drank
their wine over the memories of
auld lang syne, when, with cotton
shirts OF and trousers tucked
in rubber boots, they had washed away
painful after painful of common dirt and
found no gold. If the old miner came
empty handed he did not leave that
way, for he came back that same night
when the Mackey family were at the
theater and wanted TO see Mr.. Mackey
again. In fact, he was in such n con-
dition that if he had not been "a friend
of the bonanza king, he doubtless
would have been given a free ride TO
the Central station. His condition that
night probably explained why one was
the bonanza king and the other was
merely a broken down old Forty
miner"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1893-06-17
MONEY AND AN APOLOGY
Great Britain Demands Satisfac-
ton for an Arrest.
An officious official May Cost Uncle Sam
Dear-.The Famous Father McCiynn !
Said to Be Doing Penance
In a Monastery.

New ORLEANS, La, June 9.-Repara-
ton, pecuniary and by apology, has
been asked of the department Of state
by the British ambassador at WASH
ington for the action of the captain Of
night inspectors at New Orleans. May
9, in ~arresting First Mate X. A. Male,
of the steamship Nigretia, and locking
him up in q city Jail. The custom off,
Ger had detailed a night inspector
TO watch the Nigretia. and
the movements of this i'm
spector in walking about the deck Of
the vessel kept her officers awake, and
First Mate Male protested. When the
captain of the night inspectors came
along the ship officer renewed his OBJ
j~ections to the actions OF
the inspector and had some heated
words with Captain Morgan, com
mander of the night force, whereupon
the latter arrested him, took him forci-
bly, off the ship and placed him in one
of the precinct jails, where he remained
all night. The case is made complica-
ted by the fact that upon the prelimi-
nary examination of Male tho
United States commissioner de-
cided that he had committed
no offehse and discharged him from
custody, thus making an almost pure
case of false Imprisonment. The resi-
dent British consul was interested in
the case, and he in turn laid an e.
haustivc report OF the matter before
Sir Julian Pauncefote, upon which the
latter has based n demand for apology
and financial indemnity for Mr.. Male.
Special Agent Linck, of the treasury
department, is here Investigating the
case for the government, and nothing
will be done until his report Is for
warncd
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1893-06-17

aLook here" said the applicants
friend, "I'm afraid you are too eager.
The Office should seek the man. you
know" "That's all right. But I'm
not selfish enough to deprive the office
of a little judiciOus steering" WASH
ington Star.
ats SO lovely and convenient" said
m uptown woman. "this idea OF SELF
deprivation during Lent. The money
I've saved on bonbons and The IKE
bought me O love of q bonnet that |!
wouldn't have got in any other way
-Phiadelphin Record.
lAttle girl--'rhe doctor said mamma
must take a constitutional every days
what does that meana Little boy
That means walking. Then why
didn't he say sol" II don't know, but
l guess maybe II he called 1t plain
walking he couldn't charge for IT,
Good Nct,s.
~Why do you not marry Miss Haw.
kins. Charlie, II you love her sol
Can't you afford itf" Certainly ! can
afford II; but ! am far-sesing. you
knosv, and ] nm blest II ! know what !
should do Ia case we were to have
trouble and she we're to get alimony.s
Rarpcr's Baxar.