The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1893-09-09


Well, doctor. i see you have exploded
again, and. we'll, we can say that there
Is but ono step between tho sublime
and the ridiculous. 1t seems to be
hard to tell whit caused tho last ex-
plosion. but with little thought then
we can understand all the trouble. IL
IL the truth. that is what hurts you SO
badly, to think the readers have found
out that there Is not a particle OF dill.
ference between q Delaware tick and a
Texas tick, though see In your last
article you still insist that you are
right that the Texas ticks do in0culate
the COWS with the disease. but Uncle
Sam on sclence says that there is no
difference but all can be treated alike.
SO from his statement the people
need not worry any longer about little
Texas ticks. Now, the readers are sat
isiied In regard to that question, 1t
was the only one asked you. but II
was moro than you could answer; but
they have learned that there 10 no diff.
ference, Just the same. We can see
now very plainly what II monkey will
do when given a few hard shell nuts
that 1t cannot crack, 1t will squeal.
About the cowboy llniment, 1t might
10 well Tor you to know that DIR. j. b.
Butter OF Newark. was In Wilmington
a few days past, hunting for twelve
BOTTLES OF the above named llniment,
but have no idea where he might be
able to get 1t, and II you should know
you would do the doctor a great favor
by letting him know where no can get
1t.
Doctor, you said in your last that
you are only too G lad to think you are
not conceiteu and deceitful enough to
try to make stock-owners believe that
you can cure an incurable eonti.-
glous disease. Well. we'll, we'll, where
in the name of God Is all that vast
stride OF veterinary science. what a ri.
diculous idea. 1t Ia wonder that the
people have not drummed you out of
the state before this. You might Just
as we'll say that smallpox cannot be
cured, and II any one should take 1t
then kill them TO get rid of the disease.
then what use would we have for doc,
tors.
Now doctor, have not said one word
that | will take back. l know you arc
not used TO such pointed truths, and
they seem to weary you very much,
but they are facts just the same. Your
ridiculous remarks about me do not
offend me In the least for | consider
the source ana size them up Just the
same as | did the little Texas ticks.
Doctor, you seem to be very much
worried over the softening OF my
brains. Now, don't worry yourself,
for l am satisfied. | would rather hive
my brains in soft ana In an active
condition, than to have them in SO
dull and stupid and in such cold and
morbid condition that could neither
npprehend or comprehend anything
FOR instance, the difference between d
Delaware tick and q Texas tick.
You also seem to be terribly worried
about some formula. II | have one,
let me say TO you it is scientific one,
and there arc plenty of people that
know it in Wilmington. Baltimore
Philadelphia and New York. Now
show up your science with all OF thai
vast stride OF veterinary science since
was running wild In Texas and efIec
diseases you are bowling 30 mucl
about. Do not be SO jealous of M,
because | have made q scientific dis
coNery.
Work out one for yourself; do no
give your brains too much rest; II yol
do, then they will be likely to re
: cold, stupid and in u morbid condi
ton. | I'm not satisfied to let mine
rest too much, SO please don't worr.
! yourself so much fur | am satisfied
with my brains and all your ridiculou.
remarks too.
Now as the people are satisfied In re
gard to the Texas ticks and Tcx0i
fever theory, let the ball roll and lei
the band play come scientific will,
: Nest LuNg aud sGe tho monkey dane
again. Yours with respect,
A TEXAN.