The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1893-03-24

she'll think think she looks So old that sh
must be married. And II | cell Ter miss
she'll think iva spotted her as an old mai
who couldn't get uarried.-lCh'c,go New
Record.
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Act on new Notwithstanding III;
liver. stomach and bowels through the nerves
A new discovery. DIR. Miles, Pills speedily
cure biliousness. bad taste, torpid liver, piles
constipation. Unequaled for men. women
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Merino Wool In Ireland.
COED story comes down from North Da
kota, which freshly illustrates the difficulty
Of driving Patrick into corner and keeping
him there. An Irisbman-never mind hi.
name was candidate for the legislature or
the Democratic ticket. He was told that his
neigbbor- call him McGinnis-w very
shaky and was likely to vote the Republican
ticket. Meeting him one dsy be said: al
hear, Mac, yer mindin to vote wild the Repub.
llcans. Is that so, How| Msc assured him
that 1t was true, and pressed for his reasons
said that the Dem ,crats were getting TO be
free traders.
LUCY Ie SolHS 20 MAKE WOOL Tree, ana you
know 1t was free wool that crushed poor ould
Ireland."-"Go way wild YOU" retorted the
candidate "pbwat do you know what hurted
Ireland? Don't you know taat the farmers
over there ale getting five cents pound more
Tor their wool nor we are" ''Ah but that's
heksse we do It grow such WOOL" said Mac.
That's merlno wool they're raisin." Come
OH Wild yer hlarney!" said the would be leg
lslator. "Merino. indade! Who iver heard
tell of Irish sheep growing merino woo,.''
list, Paul Globe.
Lanes Medicine Moves the Bowels Each Day,
In order to he healthy this Ia necessary.
Proper wifely Pride.
Neghbor (making a cai)-I often wish my
husband took as much interest In what's going
on az YOURS does. When want 10 find out
anything have to hunt up the papers and
read 1t myself.
Mrs. Xtdoor-Yes. Alfred's always well
posted. i do believe be knows the politics of
every man In this ward. and how much he's
worth. and where he came from, and all about
him. You'll excuse me for about five min.
utes, won't you? I've got to go out and split
some ktndng and bring In few buckets Of
COAL From the Chicago Tribune.
A Romance in Nutshell.
She went to ball; wore too thin clothing;
caught cold; was very i'll for many days:
devoted admrer brought remedy, when her
life seemed to harg by thread; she took 1t;
recovered; and, finally, married the man who
had saved her life. And the remedy he
brought Der was DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, which is certain cure for all
throat and lung dis Eases and scrofulous CON-
plants, OF which consumption is one.
Her salatorial Compass.
Manager-"Ah, yes; l remember you now.
You are the song and dance soubrette who
Ia
compaas"
Appllcant-If you refer to my voice, why
Its only two octaves, but can kick over
ntneteen.-FCinc,nnatl Commercial Gazette.
A Fine Thing For the Teeth.
Fragrant SOZODONT is a composition of
the purest and choicest ingredients of the
Oriental vegetable kingdom. Every ingredi-
ent IS we'll known to have a beneficial effect
on the teeth and gums. It's embalming or
makes 1t toilet luxury. SOZODONT re-
moves all disagreeabe odors from the breath
caused by catarrh, bad teeth. go. 1t is en-
ttrely free from the injurious and acrid prop
critics of tooth pastes and powders which de-
stroy the enamel. One bottle will last six
mOn,hs.-adv.
No Escape.
Jack-Tom, I'm in terrible fix. I'm en-
gagged to three girls.
" Chs Iudt uUt tAfClIf II CT1fQSs
Jacs-No, that's the worst OF 1t. lit was,
why. could go to prison and have some
peace From the New York Herald.
Tapleys "Bread Winner outwears ell
other Shoes adv.
"Thats curious milk-pail of yours" said
he milkman. "Tain't near as curious as that
pale milk OF yours replied the servant girl. |
Washington Star.
USE DANA'S SARSAPARHLA. IT'S
1.-THE KIND THAT CURES"
81 wish l was twin" said Bobbie. |
'Whv?' said bis father, "Then could see |
low looked without a looking glass" said |
Bobbie.- Harper's Young People.
"The eyes, as the poet said, are windows Of |
pose spectacles are the storm windows of the |
soul, eh!" put In the demoralizer.-TP uck.
Westcott-''I tell you, there's good stuff in |
hat young man." Whyte (sarcastically) |
Yes, was going by the barroom just now,
Ind saw tim put 1t in."- Bonneville Jour. |
nal.
USE DANA'S SARSAPARILLA, IT'S
"THE KIND THAT CURES"
Harry-How do you think am getting on |
With my cornet? Fred-Flrst rate. | eX-
, cIed to near that some one had killed you |
before this. Brandon Banner.
Hicks-What beautiful aud charming lady |
Mrs Placeman Is! Wicks-Didn't know YOU |
we're acquainted with her. Hicks-Didn't |
'ay was. Never saw her. Wicks-Then |
low do you know she Is beautiful and charm |
ng? Htcks-I know that her busbanl has
leen appointed to public Office Boston
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