San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-10-23
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York Journal.
The Cup: / am thoroughly nat
uralized and shall stay here" New
York Recorder.
The bald headed man can tell us
all'about "parts" unknown. Glen
Falls Republican.
The man who expects to Outrun
a lie had better not start with lame
feet Rams Horn.
| Emma Goldman is a victim to
an ungovernable appitite for
cheap martyrdom. Washington
Star.
A female with cigarette tainted
breath is about as kissable an OBJ
ject as an aged he-goat.-[ Chicago
Herald.
Among the prominent arrivals
from Europe are Charles Mitchell
and two famous dukes New York
World.
Most of the wrong deeds charged
against a man are those committed
trying to get his rights Atchison
| Globe.
Jagson says it is a lucky man
who can discriminate between a
barber shop ana a hack stand
Elmira Gazette.
No one will be bold enough to
deny the statement that this is an
extraordinary session of congress.
Il Baltimore American.
The wOrdi,' Pharaoh was not,
strictly speaking, name of an in
dividual, but of a class or race. For
ages adj the Egyptian kings called
themselves PharOahs, just as the
Roman emperOrs were each styled
Augustus.
The day is usually reckOned as
being twenty-fOur hours in length.
Strictly speaking, such is mis-
take. The standard unit of time is
the "sidereal day." which is %
hours 56 minutes and 5,092 seconds
in the "sOlar" mean time.
The Pennsylvania Republicans
may yet force Senator Cameron
and Wharton Barker into the Pop
ulist camp.-[St. Louis Globe DEM
Ocrat. -, -. - ~. "a
The Hawaiian election ought to
furnish employment to a number
of experienced ballot-bOX suffers
and taIly-sheet fOrgers.- Washing
ton Post.
1t is proposed to organize a ma
tiOnal party with free silver as one
of it's issues. A free beer party
would contain more elements of
popularity.-[B Buffalo Express.
The great American pocketbook
is going to have a big job getting
on it's feet between the going of the
Worlds fair and the coming of the
holidays.-Buffalo Courier.
Little Boy: "The preacher said
there is no marryin' in heaven"
Little Girl: "Of coure not. There
wouldn't be enough men there to
go 'round."-[Good News.
1t is interesting to learn that fifty
piano manufacturers have won
first prizes at the Columbian
exposition. Columbian Adver-
tiser.
The European war cloud needs
only the explosion of a few bombs
by some rainmaker to bring on the
deluge. Chicago Tribune.
Twenty-eight cents more money
per capita is in circulation now
than last month. We haven't
received ours yet. Chicago Dis
patch.
Soup Kitchens are not the sort
of institutions of which a country
need feel much pride, but they fill
an aching void. Swansea Ga
Zette.
Tramp: "Madam l was not al
ways thus"
Madam "NO, twas your other
arm you had in sling this morn
ing" Detroit Tribune
Miss Newcombe: "See ms to me
rather a good year this for fruit,
Giles? Are all your trees as full of
apples as this one"
Giles: ooh, nav, miss, only the
the apple trees" Judy.
If the Mitchell-Corbett fight can
nottake place at COney Island, why
not have another fight in Madison
Square garden, merely to be able
to say that it was on the square~
| New York Advertiser.
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