Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1893-05-18

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hotel parlor. or i basement restaurant.
or g roof garden. than IN club honsee
Why not 60 step further and hare NO.
clnba As for constitution and by-laws.
this poetica1 declaration takes their
place; and surely it Is human nature -
have . constitution, II for no otA4rrsason
than for the sake of break : q nebts
can't be abolished OF asceek W che
simple process Of not havixu - oaabI
house; and even II the SunsetteI5 0oar
tent themselves with rain water ard
pumpernickel. they Will have 10 con-
tribute toward settling the SCORE. ana
their SCORE viii be bigger st ! hotel tAaa
It would Be IN club house.
Then, 3 general rule against long
speeches seems iniudicious. The great
question is: Il q speech goodr Hit u,
there is no cause TO complain of ~
length. On the other hand, : bad
speaker. 2 prosy and ligneous fsllow.
needs to be shot at sight ii
rule against long speeches Is too slow
to protect tho company from him.. for
unfortunately It Il possible TO Be tedi-.
GUS even In : 1ve-minnte speech. Why
are dress coats marked with the taboo,
alsop What is the special intslleotual
or distinction to be derived from ap-,
pearing at q dinner party IN : dreesi1t
gown, or blue jeans. or brown ovsrAlls
and cardiganp There Is a. much
time in Chicago a. there is anywhere
else, plenty OF time to dress for dinner;
nor do the Chicago swslls deck them.
selves so splendidly in the daytime -
to relieve them from the obligation 81
appearing in fine linen st dinner. b.
sides, there may be powerful but non-
plntocratic thinkers In the club who arc
forced to lie abed until evening, mot
having the price Of morning clothes;
and why should these gentleman be
excluded from the Sunset Clubp Why
should the most equalizing Of garbs ~
forbiddenp There il something very
restful in counting shirt bosoms. and
an orator IN q business suit 3 not ~
ways pleasing. What Il : dudep'
There was time whom the word had
meaning, but It has lost 1t. We don't
believe there IL q dude IN Chicago. un--
less he is under glass. The climate
snd the smoke prevent the growth Of Z
real out-of-doors dude. Even II there
was one, he would probably be as anx-
ious to avoid the Sunset Club 20 r.
would be to avoid him. Carter Harri-
son used to be dude, It is said, but
he wasn't. for a dude cannot be wicked.
Is stealing as much Of . vice as pro-
family. and Is 1t not unjust to class the
poor combines with theft and profanityr
The Sunset seems to be q debating So
ciety, and how can q debating society
be truly happy without fines, which
nobody ever paysp The prohibition Of
preaching and litigation seems 70. bar
the ministers and the lawyers. usually
considered good material for debat-
ing society. And what Is the matter
with typewritersp Bores can be pre-
vented when heat and cold and sin are,
and q steward is good to complain Of.
Why are embezzlers from foreign re-
treats singled out as specially objection
ablep Is this meant to be protection
to home industry Everything 10 per-
fumed In Chicago, and 20 the notes
should be. Late hours can't well be
avoided. It's always late somewhere,
and it's better to be late than never.
With these exceptions We agree With
the Sunset platf6rm. and wish for the
members Of the club all the tolerant
discussion and rational recreation they
want. Still, read this extract from the
Secretary's report:
The Secretary dislikes TO lecture
the members or the club, but he can
not refrain from saying : word IL ~
gard to . matter which has been on his
mind for some time. II must be re-
membered that persons that speak are
either members Of the club, or guests
often invited By the Secretary ia the
name Of the club. The very least that
he can ask ii that the club should re-
member this. and treat III speakers.
with courtesy.
This shows that the absence 81 mere
formalities and dudes Il not : sineere
coed. NJ r Sun. Nj
Il ever = man feels like - poor worn
Of the dust, II u when he suffers froln|
that tired feeling. Ayers SarsapariIlnl
removes this discouraeing physlcal|
condition and imparts the thrill " 49,
life and energy 70 every nerve, tisss,ds
muscle. and hbre Of the whole body. 4