davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1893-08-14
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5abrtf.
5wei huttoert 2lrbeiter peroen oaonrb be-
ihdfti9u119slos.
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itcutcn am Samita9 N6enO i6ren Bctrteb
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Mungel al 8eiteuun9en; eS iperocn 0a4
burcb stpci bunbcrt 9lrbetter belcbattt7
9ungsloS.
Seute morgcn iteQtc Bic Mibigan Sem
tralzBa6n Sic 6abrten BON lecbs Balla9Ier9
siiocn Der 8eltlinie auf Der Detroit lno
BaD Gitp>8abn etn.
, 1893-08-14
Cine betmfebrenoe 6omiIie Don
Strobenrdubern iberfolIen
limo oriinoli9 aus9eraubt.
0cIaOan, isis, IA. Q(lto.

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nit ieiner 6anliltc auf Dem !6eimipege mach
iciner Nobnun9 bcfonO, lpurDcn er uao
ictnc 6amilie bon StroBenrdubern iiber=
!ouen unO auS9eraIbt. 0ielclben erbeltez
ten $1,000 in 8aar4lnO mcbrcrc lpcrtbpoQc
9i0nnnten.
, 1893-08-14
8eomte uno 2(n9eitellte .eines ban.
ferotten 8anf9eiddftes
Don Gldubieern oes Setruees aneeflaot.
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Die friiberen Gtgentbimer unb Nngcz
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SDornton & Con, tpeIc6eS tGr3It6 NIT
100000 8onferott macbte, Bic 6erren
GbomaS 90. Sbornton, QS. rs. G6ornton,
Sacob 6errid unb Gbris. 8ouett, iinb auf
8eranlaiiung mebrerer @ldubt9cr auf bic
Nnflage beS 8etrugcS pom Sberift in 6aft
8cnommen. Sic purOen DEM TrtcOenSz
richter @orleD in Sotpcr Sill Dor9efiibrt
uno fir i6r Gri4einen bor @eri6t unter
$4,000 8itrgi9aft geitelIt.
, 1893-08-14
Die Oeloflemme uno sic fhlehten
6etten
5wit9en cine t1af9inenfabrif 3u elmer Sohn=
Rerabfe5un9 Don 10 .. 3.
BtIItamSpprt, 8o., IA. 9(u,

Die DQStuiamSport Wfacbine 60" bat
tbrcn bunbert 9trbeitcrn mit9etbeilt, boB
Don beute all cine 2O6nberabieBun9 BON 10
b. $. eintreten ipirb. Die Dorberricben0e
@etbflemnte unO bic ieblecbten Better iperz
ben ais @runb 81 Dem Scbritt angc9eben.
, 1893-08-14
Noh mehr Ool0.
81 c ~ Oprf, ]

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9o8 8anf0auS 6eibcl6af, Sdclbetmer
& Gomp. bot 9tacbri CIT BON Dem ~2(b8auge
Don weiteren 100000 Dollars 0olb nit
bcm am Samitag nocb bier auSgelaufcnen
00mpier u@ms" clnpianaen.
, 1893-08-14
Der Grsbifhof Sotolli beute 211or
gen nah New Dorf ob9ereiit,
I'm oen Gr5biidof Gorri9an gu beiuden.
9S ton. II. 2fuo

Scr Gr8biibof Satout, Ser papitGic5c
2tble9at fir Die Ser. Staaten, lit beute
Oforgen nm 8 ltbr nit etnem 3u9e Der
& Sbio 8abn nacb Stem 0orf
INN benz GrSbiicbof Gorri9an ben
otel beiprobenen 8eiu6 ab5uitatten.
, 1893-08-14
Dierbunoert nit elmer Gobnernieort
9un9 Don 10 D, 3. al Ger 2lrbeit.
Gin Streif aber nidt unmogIi6.
Sppiin. Nfich.. II. Q(ua.

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in g~8ou6norb'S Sorg@ uno M0belfabrif
Bel einer 2obnDcrobleBung BON 10 b. $. an
Sic 9(rbcit. IS bcrrl6t jeOOcb Ourc6nuS
feline :3uitie0enbeit untcr Den Nrbeitern
unb mD9lic9erpeiic trttt etn Streit ein.
, 1893-08-14
gS abin9ton, IA. 9lu9.

SIM Qlb9eor6netenbauic ertannte Der
Sprecber Die QtuSi6iiiic fit Geini4rtft bon
@elebcnttDiirfen, GjebaltSbcSiige unD yOtei7
lengelber". 6iernd6it nabmen Bic Stlberz
oebatten ibrer 6ort9ang, bncb tpurbe oenz
Ielben ipenig Nufmcrfiamfcit geicbcnft. SIS
mar oftenbar bloB pro forma.
3eier zines hiitoriihen Cages.
Der Senot nabm in ieiner b~eutigen
Stbun9 ebenfalls Sic Neiolutiou an, berSue
fol9c Der Sabrestag Ser @runbl teinlegun9
am 8lnoc5capitol 9%efeiert perben iou.
Neue Su1oesernennureef.
Der grGiibent unterbreitete beute oem
Senat folgenoc bon ibm DDusogene grnenz
1tltngel1 sur 8eitGttgutg:
GDpar0 s. Butler bon W"aIiQbuietts
gum @clanOtibaftsietrctGr in Mfertfo.
Otto s.. 8oDelen BON Noros9afota gum
Sonlul III @otbcnburg, S6pc0en.
0eo. IS. Sfinner gum 8eniionsogent in
GittSDurg, 9a.
SboS. S. 9ope sum SefretGr ftr Stla7
bona.
Wteoer an Ser 2lrbeit.
Die Wtniitcr @reiban un0 Carlisle neb1t
Dem 0eneralpoItmeiiter 8iiieu iino beutc
morgen I'M iecbS l1br bon Dear 0arf unb
NaflonD nacb g6aibin9ton 5uriid9efebrt.
, 1893-08-14

gtun mciB / ic cs. 6ousfrau: voSlt
ber Gbee beute NIGHTS ettpas biinn gcrotben,
Scrr 9teferenbar?" Sat: y9aB icb nicbt
mitBte: ipeni9iteuS nibt biinner mic ge7
ip0bnli3.."
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mem Gomptoir itberraibD: r0iebe! gu
6ilfe. 9icbc !"-Gtnbrcc6cr: sic t6Gten
beler, feinen 2Grm SIT i6la9en, ionit lag
ib alien Seutelt, boB icb in Shrem e~iIerncn
Teuerfcltclt guns ullb gar ni6ts gefurOen
babel"
, 1893-08-14
Oompfer=1 lodribten
1n ser Qddbt oelneIoct :

8oitOn- v8Otbnia" BON 2ipcrpool.
Stem Oorf v0tbactia" BON SAM
burg, rTllba" bon @cnua, vNlrania" bon
2iOerpoOl, g6Hrneilia" BON @laSgom,
Egyptian Wtonarb" bon 2onoon.
6o BIZ g. r@olDneito" BON 8altiz
more.
6opre- y2a Sourgogne" BON Ncip
Oort.
queenstown - nSenbionon INN
8DtlaOelpbia.
Peute oen1eloet:
Sc IN Oorf: 2%lriSono bon Qiocrppol,
ga lornanOic Dor Oaure.
Sonoon: 8erltn BON Seem 0orf oui
Der 6obrt nab southampton bel 8ralplt
Yotnt porilbergcfommcu.
, 1893-08-14
Gus (Uof6ington.
F~ortletgun9 Der Stlber-D ebotten
int 8nuIe,
Wr&tF1ttt1t1tu nrr 4tntlt.1fnnfn-
Itr4t aus rd1itnr.

Cine 1~nbiIdumsfeier pom Senat an9eoronet.
, 1893-08-14
UeGegrophiGde Ocpeld'cn.
Die reIi9t0fen NnruBen III
gOmbau
Don ser britiid=inoiider 1e9terun9
nit anerfennensperther Sdnelli9=
felt unteroridt.

Die eefddftlife Gbdtiefeit pieoer ouf9c=
romf1eft.
, 1893-08-14
Der, 8eiuh Ger meltaus telIun9.
@tntrittSfarten pur6en an 8eiuber Der
9SeltouSiteuung all na96enannten Sa9en
berfoltft:

@eIommtbeIu4. T. ,35.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01
Girls And Their Mothers.

This little bit Of Eomanly counsel is to
be given TO the army Of young girls who
are sweet and l5yable, yet who are jas;
tride inclined to think they know more
than their mother and do not heed her
advice or give her their unb0unded coai-
denee. They love her dearly, but she
wasn't born at the end Of the Nineteenth
century aud her ideas in Consequence are
apt 10 be regarded by them as somewhat
Old fogy
With the sss1np.ion Of s1Ps.ior
knoSledge and freedom Of speech that
to foreigners seems Absolutely shocking,
they openly correct her pronunciation or
her grzmmer, and are more prone in their
sixteenth or eightesnth-year worldly
wise way to fail to regard her advice, BE-
cause, perhaps lis not framed in Language
as elegant Is they think it ought to be.
Nov, dear knowing ones, Just a few
words kindly meant and ssntient with
truth-listen to your mother az all times
as the ancients did to the voice Of the or
scle. Give 70 her your fullest and freest
confidence. She is the one who loves you
most, and IS, therefore, best able 10 advise
you N her counsel there is no tinge Of
selfishness; it Is for your good and your
happiness that she warns you Of such 4
thiag or cautions you agains- such 4
person.
Your companion may appear delightful,
bu, mothers eyes are keen to detect flaws
in those with whom their daughters as-
soeiate,and ifthat tender intuition scents
danger you may be sure there Is OCCASION
for it. When you cease to tell your
mother everything you may rest asslred
yOu have started on the wrong track
II YOU cSa no longer give her yo1r fullest
c1n6dence the coaeealment means that
you have done or are going to do. AMI the
sooner you free your mind Of Is weight
AMI jusl tell mother all aboatitthe soonsr
you vii ind rest and peace in the knoxl-
edge that Won can look into her tender
eyes and freely give back trus: for trust
with no lurking secrets hidden from her
loving gaze
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01
callnstitutas-

Following are programmes for Teach
ers' Local Institutes 70 be held at various
places throughout the county
PROGRAMME
for TsIehers District institute Of sto-
nycreek township, TO be held at the A. ].
Miller school-h0use, VI grch 5 and 4. 1893 /:
Class drill in reading, Albert Lambert.
Paper. Miss Stella BoWser.
District supervision, C. 2 Ringler.
Edncation, g. ". Smacker.
What constitutes 4 teacher?
r. Richardson.
The common school, L G. Carver.
Business forms. P. ;. Spansler.
A topical tax, u. D. Reel.
How to teach spelling. J. c. Schroek.
Manner in the recitation,
J.B. SehrOek.
Energy in the schoOI-rOom,
Al. suhrie.
Imprompta class, Miss IdA B. Speicher.
Music in the public school,
A. P. Kimmel
Recitation, Harry NJ Stull.
The necessity Of the rod in the school,
room, D. W. williamson
Public sentiment and the teacher,
Ri Brant
Friday afternoon exercises, Z. g. Ross.
Recitation, d. W. Miller.
Value ofdistrict institutes to directors,
Nj Snyder, ". J. Glessner.
The programme viii be interspersed
with music and queries. All friends Of
education are cordially invited to attend
this institute. Cox.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01
A Michigan Farmers courtship

The funny man Of the Dstr0it Free Pres
must have caught this with phunny-
graph:
A very anxious young farmer, riEged
out in his Sunday clothes. and his red
neektle visible half half a mile away,
called at the Twelfth street police station
the other day and asked the sergeant in
charge if he void answer a legal question
for him.
perhaps sO-what is it?7 was the re-
ply.
"Well, what is breach Of promise ?"
at Is going back on the girl you are
engaged to marry"
Bot what IS an engagement in law ?"
Leading the girl to think you intend
to marry her.
Haven't you got to ask her to have
you right out ?"
NO. What is your case? How far
did you go?"
well, said 70 her l thought we'd
make a good team if hitehed, up, but that
wasn't nothing"
1t wasn't th? It was the sane thing
as asking her to be your wife. Ever call
her pet names?"
Il think l called her Birdie few
times"
Ever write any loving letters to her p
Il began my letters: Darling One l
think"
@Well, you are stuck, and if you want
to 90 to State prison for fourteen years
you Just try to give that girl the shake
Better go right home and marry her"
Jupiter. 5ut I've got to. 1 kinder
thought she had the lift on me, but want
ed to be sure. I've offered her hoss to
give up my letters and quit claim on me,
but she wouldn't do it. I'll add twenty
four saw logs and four cords Of wood, and
she still refuses I'll have to toe the chalk
line. So calm gal Birdie is askin her
TO marry you p
about the same thing"
"Saltpeterl bat if that's the case I'll
have about twenty Of EN- in my hair.
Which street leads to Canada?
Keep right down the street"
And he was walking in the snow in
the middle Of the road as far as they
could trace him.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01
WHOLE NO. 2I7O.
IngersoIFs Poem of Life.

Born Of love and hope, OF ecstasy and
pain, Of agony and fear, Of tears and joy
lowered with the wealth Of two united
hearts-held n happy arms, with lips
upon LIES driffed front, blue veined and
fair, where perfect peace finds perfect
form-rOcked by willing feet and wOoed
to shadoEy shores Of sleep By siren
mother singing sof and lOw-lOoking
with wondrous wide and startled eyes al
common things Of life and day-;aught
By want and wish and contact with the
things that touch the dimPled hssh Of
bAbes-lured by light and fame and
charmed by eOl0r's wontrOus robes,
learning the use Of hands and feet, and
by the love Of mimiery bsguiling 10 utter
speech-releasing prisOned thought from
Grabbed and curious marks on soilsd and
tattered leaves-puzzling the brain with
crooked numbers and their changing,
tangled NOrth-GEd so through years Of
alternate day and night, until the cap
tive grows familiar with the chains and
walls and limitations of life.
And time runs on in sun and shade,
until the one Of all the world L WOoed
and won, and all the lore Of love is
taught and learned again. Again home
Is built, with a fair chamber wherein
faint dreams, Ike cool and sh2dOEy
wales, divide the billOwed hours Of love.
Again the miracle ofbirth-the pain and
JOY, the kiss Of welcome and the cradle
so1g, drowning the drOSSy prattle Of
babe.
And then the sense Of Obligation and
Of wrong-prayer for those who toll and
seep-tears for the imprisoned and de-
spised-lOye for the generous dead, and
in the heart the rapture Of high resolve
And then ambition, with its lust Ofpelf
and place and power, longing to put up
on its breast distinctions worthless
badge. Then keener thoughts Of nen,
and eyes that see behind the smiling I
mask Of craft-hAttered no more By the !
obsequiOas criRge Of gain AMI greed
knowing tie uselessnsss Of hOarted gold |
and honor bought from those who charge /
the us1ry Of self respeet-Of power that /
only bends CO Yards knees and. forces |
from the lips Of fear the lies Of praise
knowing at last the unstudie1 gestures Of I
esteem, the reyerent eyes made rich with /
honest thoughts, and holding high above
all other things-nigh as hopes great /
throbbiog star about the darkness Of the
dead-:he love Of wife and child and
friend.
The locks Of gray and growing love Of
other days and half remembered things
then holding withered hands Of tho
who first held his, while over dim al d
loving eyes deaih softly pressed down tie
lids Of rest
And 50, locking in marriage VOWS his
ehildren's hands, and crossing sothers On
the breasts OF peace, with daughters
babes upon his knees, the white hsr
mingled with the gold, he journeys en-
from day to DAY to the horizon where
the dusk i waiting for that night-sit-
ting by the holy hearth Of home, as tie
last em5ers change from red TO gray, lie
falls asleep within the arms Of one he
Eorshipped and ad0rei, feeling upon his
pallid lips loves last aud hOliess kiss.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01
Learn a Trade.

Young man, you can't do it You can't
do it. You can't make your way through
this world without work, unless your
way is cut very short Men have tried
before you. They have loafed around the
street corners, have smoked cigars, told
windy stories, drank whisky, and all
that, bu. did not succeed. You are
probably no smarter than other boys.
Wits alone will not bring success in life
you had better learn a trade Of some
kind rather than become aeLronic, de-
spised loafer, producing nothing for your
nothing to help the world along"
The world has little use for boys who
have no ambition, ard who are not will
ing to pull of their coats and earn their
way 10 fame and fortune. The good
things of this world are not handed to
idlers on silver platters-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01
Pronounced Hopeless, Yet
Saved.

From letter written by Mrs. Ada E
Hurd, Of Groton, 5. d., We quote: Was
taken with bad cold, which settled on
my lungs, cough set in and finally termi-
mated in Consumption. Four doctors
gave me up, saying l could live but q
short time. gave myself mp to my Sa-
vior, determined if could not stay with
my friends on earth, l would meet my
absent ones above. My husband vas sd
vised 10 get DR.. Kings New Discovery
for consumption, coughs and colds 1
gave ii a trial, took in all eight bottles I;
il has cured me, and thank God / am
nox a well aud hearty woman
Trial bottles free at J. y SSYDEz's drag
store. large size, SOC. and 81.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01


for District Institute OF the ninth dis
trict, consisting Of Middlecreek and Up
per Turkeyfoot townships and Casselman
borough, TO be held al KingEood, ou sat
urday, March Il, 1S93, to begin at ten
O'Clock a. N.
Recitation, Sadie Pyle.
Making the most Oflifs, C. G. EicL er.
What constitutes a teacher?
J. II. Schmueker.
Object Of our public schools.
". A. Leer.
Teachers responsibility, II. D. Pyle.
The evidence Of a pupils progress,
Lou A. Moore.
Essay, Prank Borrougbs.
Grading Of pupils for the ensuing term,
P Z. Weimer.
Patriotism, E. Z. Barclay.
The rewards of the teacher,
AS Snyder.
Debate-ResOlve1, that We should
have a compulsory school law. Afirma-
tive, J. H. Shnltz, J. II. Moore ; negative,
J. H. Schmucker, F. Z. Younkin.
Cox.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01
Wanted a Yard of Meat.

An Engiishman, thinking to have a
joke at an Irishman'se expense, walked in
70 his the Irishman'sl shop one day,
when he found Pat busily engaged be-
hind the counter.
Pat" said the Easlishmsn, Il want
a yard Of meat"
Pat looked at him, and without max
ing any remark walked over to barrel
which was concealed under the counter,
and picking out three pigs feet, laid
them on the counter.
~Hello, Pat" said the astonished Eng
lishDan, what dOes this meant"
~0ch,' says Pat, didn't you ask me
for yard Of mate, and amt there three
feet in a yard any day p
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01
Washington at Braddock

let Us now pass over Washinhton's ser
vices in behalfo of Virginia during l765
and I754. and give some account Of the
Braddock disaster. On July 9. I755, the
troops under that British officer forded
the Monongahela, and in close ranks,
glitsering and beautiful, marched on TO
attack the French fort. Firing wsssoon
heard in front and yells and wArhOops
were heard from an unseen enemy who,
sheltered by trees, poured deadly ire
upon the van, and threw il back upon the
main body Here Washington besOught
BrAddock to let his men break rank and
fight the enemy from behind trees bat
he would not consent that they should
fight except in platoons- The Virginia
companies did all the actual lighting, and
according to Washington, in his letter TO
Governor Dinwiddie: Behaved ike men
and died like soldiers" The regulars
continued massed together, and their mr.
ing, though harmless to the enemy, Was
fearfully fatal to the Yirginians- Indeed,
it is said that BraddOck himself, who re-
ceiyed a wound in the shoulder and
breast, vas shot by one Of his own sol
diers. When the regulars saw their
comrades, who who had fallen toma-
hawked before their eyes, and knew that
their general was wounded, they broke
and ran as sheep before hounds, leaving
the artillery, ammunition, provisions,
baggage, and, in short, everything prey
to the enemy.
After the battle began Washington
rode feariessly over the field carrying
orders and trying 70 animate soldiers
He tried to bring up the artillery, bat the
men would not serve it though TO inspire
them, he aimed and fired one piece him
self As he rode fercely through the
carnage, two horses we're shot under him
and four bullets pierced his coat When
the roui became general Washington
gathered the flgitives and brought away
the wounded general. -Four days after
the battle BrAddock died, and was buried
in the road and by the glare Of midnight
torches Washington read over him the
beautiful service of the Eaglish Church.
After the burial be had cannon trained
several times over his grave, lest the In
dians might fnd it, mutilate his remains
Washington IS the only one who came
Of with glory from the disastrous field
of MOnongahela. The English and Viz
GINA troops were about 800 well armed
men. The French numbered les than
800, with about 500 Indians allies, all
under the command Of Beaujeau, Cana
dian. The loss Of the English and Viz
ginians was about so in killed aad As
many wounded. Beaujeau and some OF
bis officers were killed, and limited
number Of the French and saEages were
killed or wounded. Colonel Dunbar, on
reaching Cumberland with the British
regulars, abandoned the Western from
tier to the defence Of Virginia and went
TO Philadelphia 10 20 into winter quar-
ters; and Washington returned to Mount
Vernon to recruit his health, which had
been affected by exposure and over exer-
ton.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01

Here It i, and It ills the bill much
better than anything We c01ll say 1t
gives ne the greatest pleasure 70 write
you in regard to Caambeslain's Cough
Remedy. Daring the past winter have
sold more oft than any other kind, and
have yet to find any one but what was
benefited by taking il have never
had any medicine in my store that gave
such universal satisfaction" J. ". Ron
ey, Druggist, GeuiA Springs, Kansas. p
and 50 cent bottles for sale.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01
Wonderful Pencil.

The world Is full Of wonders for those
who are simP.e-hearted enough 10 see
them. "HuPsr's Young PsQple" reports
an excellent example.
Polly was drawing pictures on theslaie
for 3-yeAr old Ralph.
Look at this dog, Ralph" she said
ISN'T it niee9 / drew il out of my own
head
"0h no." answered Ralph, solemnly 7;
@it came right out Of the pencil l saw
it come.
Then he added, with an air Of deep
thOnghtfllness- There's lots Of dogs in
the pencil, but don't know how they
got there
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01
oMERsET, Pa, WEDNESDAY. MARCH
AT SUNSET.

Il isn't The thing you DO, dear,
It's the thing you Te left undone,
That gives you 4 bit Of heartache
At the setting Of the sun
The tender words forgotten.
The letter you did not write,
The flowers you might have sent, dear,
Are your haunting ghosts tonight
The stone you might have lifted
Out Of bruther's way,
The bit Of heartsOnie counsel
You were hurried too much 10 say.
The loving touch of the hand, dear,
The gentle and winsome tone
That you had no time or thought for,
With troubles enough Of your own.
The little set Of kindness,
So easily out OF mind
Those chances to be angels
Which every mortal hnds.
They come in night and silence.
Each chill, reproschful wrath,
When hope Is faint and tagging.
And blight has dropped on faith
For life IS al too short, dear,
And sOrrow Is all too great,
To suHer cur slow compassion
That tarries until too late.
And iis not the thing you do. dear,
It's the thing you leave undoDe,
Which gives you the Bit OF neartache
Al the setting Of the sun
-Adrgarof + SIagtsT, ~ FrateFRGl World.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01
In the Same Language.

Many great men have written illegibly
and it was suspected that this was the
reason that Judge Briefly cultivated a
hopelessly bad hand writing.
A hint that ought TO have had good
effect was given 10 the judge by client
who called and found thst the lawyer
had leif a note for him
The client sat down and studied over
the note for while. He could make
nothing out Of The hasty scr2wl. Then
he wrote beneath it four or five lines that
looked ss if they might have been meant
for writing, followed by this sentence in
! plain hand:
'This is in reply to yours Of the 81
Y0ttths C1fnDGniOa.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01

TIE foIJF.ns IL n AS 5ssI g)iag the
rounds Of the press, AMI a our druggist
handles the JOis. Il may interest our
Teadtrs-
II iyIas h1l OcsasiOn . use Chamber
aims c ugh Z R;msIy, It gives me pleas
ure 70 state that FUND It 70 be the best
medicine for a eOagh I ever useI in
fac, it cured me ola e1lsh that had 0af-
led several other eouya medicines--N.
4 BCsSErr, Aialissa. Iowa
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01

I was q sufferer from caiarTh for If
teen years, wlth distressing pain over my
eyes. / used Ey's Cream Balm with
gratifying results An apparently cured.
4 c. Warner, Rilllnj, VI
suffered from a severe cold in my
heal for months and coIld get no relief.
Vas alVicsi 70 l5s Eiy's Cream Bahia
Il hls worked Ike magic in Us cure.
an free frjn my 80 / sfer using the
Balm one Es-k. sal 3-,isss i, Is tls
0es- rsale j klBSa--s s-ui-l J. Harms.
WnJ.ssA-.s ti.Jcsr, tiI s-JLi street, New
YoTk.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01
Two Valued Friends.

A physician cannot be alwsys had.
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sprains, Bruises
and Burns occur often and sometimes
when least expected. Keep handy the
friend Of many households and the de-
s,royer OF all pain, the EmOas Red Flag
OF, 2j cents.
? Many precious life could be saved
that IS being raeked % death With that
terrible cough Secure a good nights
rest by investing p cents for a bottle
Of Pan Tina, tfe great remedy for Coughs,
Colds, ani Consumption. Trial bottles
of Pzn-Tina free al 6. W. Benford's
Drug btore.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1893-03-01
No Great Advantage.

School children who air their newly
acquired knowledge before their younger
brothers and sisters at home sometimes
meet more than their match.
Such pupil, a little girl, was talking
learnedly to her brother.
~My teacher says that rubber trees
grow Wild in Florida" she announced.
"S'pose they DO" answered the unim-
pressible youngster. Nobody ever thinks
about rubbers till it rains, and then its
too wet to go into the woods-"-G0od
Neses.