The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-09-20
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HaG WHICH WelSu Us G"eliGy ch pounNS} pHNss r.
People who blow their own horn
seldom furnish good music for othd
folks.
The greater your troubles thI
greater your opportunities to shot
yourself man.
- There are forty-three mountai1
5000 feet and upwards in height
North Carolina.
- The body Of dead Chinamani
often kept in his late home for three$
or four years before burial.
- Hattie-"Is Miss Greatleigh5
much Of society girl 2" Carrie
should say SO. She weighs 200S
pounds"
"A government check for 1cent,
given during the war to correct an
error, is still in the possession OF
New York man.
The ground in an open lot at
East Great Plains, Conn, has been
struck by lightning nine different times
III Gue pdo1 oCFoh J J0"Ao' sa9ssssss
Paper making ranks among the
industries of the United States. Last
year there were about HOO millsin
operation in this country.
"Do you take this man for better
or for worse 2" asked the minister.
"I can't tell until | have had him fors
little while" returned the bride.
New York has 3,49S policeman
and they make an average of $4,000
arrests each year. About one-ffth Of
the whole number Of Gotham's crimi-i
nails are women.
"The whole world loves q lover, IS
said he. eyes, SO I've heard, she
said. "But then, you know I'm not
the whole world" "You are to me, &;
said he. And then she gave in. -
She: If there is anything I do
detest it's firty woman. Aee
Humph why not firty man ? She:y
Oh, we'll, man has some excuse.
Women are SO attractive, you know.
= The first appearance OF peanuts
in mercantile history was consigns
ment of ten bags sent from Virginia
to New York for sale in 1874 In
1892 the product was 100000 BUSH
els.
Some idea of the slaughter of
elephants can be secured from the
fact that in Zanzibar alone some BOO,
600 pounds Of ivory are marketed every
season from the tusks Of 10, 600 ele-
plants.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. Fennett Of
Sterling, Conn, are believed to be the
Youngest married couple in the United
States. He is ID years and 9 months
old and his wife is nine months, yoHn=
o. That is cheap ssTiioe that.
worth only one cent to a man. Yet
this is the estimate many. place upon
church services. The church gets
more pennies than any other institu-
tion, save the organ-grinder.
= Sir James Crichton Browne, the
English specialist, is a believer in the
theory that the coming man will be-
toothless. He declares that over TO-
900, 900 false teeth are annually fitted
into the mouths Of Britishers.
A camel has twice the carrying
power of an OK. With an ordinary
load of 400 pounds he can travel twelve
or fourteen days without water, going
forty miles day. They are fit to:
work at 4 years old, but their strength
begins to decline at 25.
= If you have sick or nervous head,
ache, take Ayers Cathartic Pills.
They will cleanse the stomach, restore
healthy action to the digestive organs,
remove efete matter (the presence. Of
which depresses the nerves and brain,)
and thus give speedy relief.
- Centenarians are almost invaria-S
bly, lean people, of spare habit aud:
great moderation in eating and drink
ing. OF 81 investigated 8 took no
animal food, took very little, 2O.a.
little, 10 moderate amount and l.
acknowledged taking much, n g
= The inhabitants of Thibet are the
dirtiest people ON the face of the
earth. Not only do they never wash, s
but when once full growth has been
attained, they never take their clothes
off. When the garments they wear
become old, others are put over them.
No person should travel without
box of Ayers Pills. AS a safe and;
speed remedy for constipation and
all Irregularities Of the stomach and
bowels, they have no equal, and,s
be- ingskillfully sugar coated, are pleas
| ant to take, and lo1g retain their yir-3s
tues. r. .:
Mrs. Emeline Best, Of Kansas
City. Kan, is a wonderfully active
woman considering her age. She is.
ninety years old, weighs 200 pounds
and is the mother of twenty-five chill
dren, all of whom are dead but two.
She remembers the names Of all her
daughters, but can:recollect the names
of only seven of her sons.
"A curious will is to be placed on
record in Louisville. 1t was written
by young woman, who recently COM.
mitted suicide by taking poison. Inthe
last agonies of death she had scrawled
parting injunctions to her friendsi in her
this world on the pillow with a dull
pencil. This pillow case is to be eregu-s
larly recorded and fled.
"A cunning young man, unmar-
ried, attended wedding in the coun-
try the other evening; and, after the
ceremony was over, he suggested toaa
young lady present that he and she
sing "More to follow" The young
lady, however, said she preferred to
sing "Just as am" The young
man remained quiet the rest of the
evening.
= Chemists now turn scrap iron.
into ink, old bones into luciferi
matches, the shavings Of the black
smith shop into Prussian blue, fusel
oil into oil Of apples and pears, the
DRAWINGS of cow-houses into fashiona-sl
Bile perfumery, beggar's rags into new
pilot coats, ccsspool filth into am
monia and tar waste into aniline dyes
and saccharine.