Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-11-30
Let Us All Laugh.

Let Us All Laugh.
IF you would curry favor with q
man do not rub him the wrong way.
Galveston News.
No ONE should expect square meal
when making round OF the lunch
houses -Picaypne.
DEAR! dear. those poor foreigners!
How the flies must bother EN-
Worlds Fair Puck.
JAGsON says many mans reputa-
tion wouldn't know his charity by
sight. -Elmira Gazette.
SOME men own up and "acknowl-
edge the corn" but they do it rather
huskily. Statesman.
The fellow who was married in
the Ferris wheel ought to make
good all-around husband. - Plain
Dealer.
points" in the stock market are
probably SO called because specu-
Siftings
"METHINKs / scent the morning
air." remarked the sWill collector as
he drove down Main street at 3 a. III.
Buffalo Courier.
The latest discovery: Evan Gid
ing is quite leader Of fashion, isn't
hep" "H-m-well, he hasn't had
appendicitis" Puck.
HE-"Did you say the furniture
was Louis XIV.?" She-"Yes. Why?"
He-"The bills suggest the Reign Of
Terror. Beau Monde.
STRANGE to say, many brokers ale
best pleased with the stock market
when it is simply unbearable. Bos-
ton Commercial Bulletin.
TRAMP-"M Madam l was not always
thus" Madam NO 1t was your
other arm you had in a sling this
morning. "-Detroit Tribune.
SHE see the Elizabeth ruff is to
return What in the world shall we
do? He (embarrassedD - Er - why
can't we put the police on him?
Truth.
Il PASSED your door last evening,
Miss Gildersleeve, remarked young
Mr.. Gilley. "HoW kind of you!" re-
marked the grateful girl.-Harper's
Bazaar.
MESSENGER Gn the play)-Lady, l
come from Paris. Helen Of Troy
forgetting her lines)-Ah, me-er---
are the wide skirts going to stay in?
Puck.
SINCE the introduction of poker in
to society calling is said to have de-
veloped an eXpensiveness hitherto
unknown in exclusive circles.-Buf-
falo Courier.
"AH," said the professor, feeling
the boys head, "persevere, my son;
there's room at the top" Then he
| wondered what the parents were mad
| about. Plain Dealer.
Works Born WAYs.-Goodman--
Do you ever think of the good old
saying that it's more blessed to give
than to receive? Pugsley-Yes, when
I've got the boxing gloves on
Vogue.
Miss FUMEUR-My brother is pas
| sionately fond Of his cigar. l believe
he will smoke in heaven. His friend
| oh, there is no doubt that he will
| smoke in the hereafter. Music and
| Drama.
"WHY should a soldier never lose
| his head in battle?" asked a German
captain of a private soldier. Be
cause ii he did he wouldn't have any
place to put his helmet on" T3Xas
Sftfngs
HE-But don't you think you could
learn to love me? Boston Girl-It
might serve, like Greek and Latin at
the colleges, not for use, but at a
| mental exercise I'll think of it
Boston Transcript.
THE eyes of love: But, Ethel,
how do you know that this young
man loves you? Has he told You
! so 2" "Oh, no, mamma But if you
could only see the way he looks at
me when / am not looking at him.
Life.
BANGs-Bu,kin is, without doubt,
the most realistic and artistic actor
in the world. Fangs-Why do you
think so? Bangs-When the audi
! ence called for him after his death
scene he was carried before the cur
| tain in coffin. Puck.
A GIRL when she is Is and pretty
| may not love her mother as much as
she should, but wait until she has
| been married and had children and
trouble. She loves her mother then
the same way WORKOUT, battle
Scared soldier loves his home.
PALAcE-CAR PORTER tout West)-
Don't CUB me no fee, sab, till we gets
to de end oh de trip. Passenger
Very well, just as you prefer. Porter
Yes. sab You see, desc train rob-
bers always goes for me fust, an If
amt got muffin dey say de passengers
amt got muffin, an goes off. New