The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1893-12-09
GEORGE,
His Description OF an Interrupted Wed.
ding Ceremony.

His Description OF an Interrupted Wed.
ding Ceremony.
deer editur-bil jonsons big brother got
married on toosda mite over at his gurla
house an pa & ma went the wedin an TUX
me. bill an me wos gether al mite an had
a CRATE time. al the peple went up stairs Q.
see the presunts wat wos standin on the
tables. thay was fine, 1 ov the presunts
was a toilet set. toilet set is a wash basin
an a bowl an things like that. all ov the
toilet set wos not on the table. bill node
ware it wos hided an he got the other part
out an put it on the table Q bills brothers
gurl was orful mad.
just b the wedin comencid bill sed me,
georgia, say nothin, but things IL al fixed
an we gone haiv fun.
thay marched down stairs with the min
istur head an bills brother an his gurl
| hind. she had wife moskito net on her
he'd an he had ON q vest with al the front
cut out 80 that u Good see his shirt. he
luked gud an 80 did she.
mother man wot dident haiv no front i'm
his vest set down Q pla the pianer wen thay
coined along an he banged an banged on
the keys. but the pianer woodent maik no
| sound.
! evri luked surprised an the ministur an
the CURL wot was gone Q b married an bills
brother stud out in the hall waitin the
march commence but it dident COM
mence-so thay come ahead without ami
moosic.
bill sed 2 me, low like, gorgie, put a bed
Stat acrost the strings in the pianner SO it.
coodent pla. L.
bill had long peace ov wire stickin out
on the side ov the doorway 90 wen the bride
coined along It caught In her vale an
pulled 1t of. she w0s jest orfel mad. but
she dident no wat maid her vale come of.
then they stud up in the front part ov
the room an commenced 2 git married.
the minister sed, du u talk this lawfulN
weddin woman 2 yure wife. luve her an.
q bay, in helth an death.
bills brother kinder checked an his neck
got red an his shirt bosom creaked an he.
clenched his fist an he opened his mouth
an dident say nothin, so he shut it agane
an opened it an sed yes. wos rele sorri
4 him, coss the way he went thote he wos
gone haiv a spasm.
then the ministur sed, du talk this
man live in helth an honor in deth b.
yure lawfulli weddin husbind. an du
sware In the presence Of the court that the
AFFIDAVIT is true yure nowledge, an will u
true him in all your vous.
the CURL looked strait at the ministur.
au her faic KEEP gettin witer al the time an
she wos picking leaves off her Dress Wen
the ministur got dun talkin she luked down
at the floor an sed yes so low that no Good
here it.
then bill went out in the hall an listened
the marriage thro the keyhole.
then the minister sed, II thay ia anibodi
here wat nose of ami reason wy this mar
riage should not go let him spit 1t out or
evir hold his tong.
the miristur stopped an abote half
mint no sed ami thing, but thay al luked
round the room at each luther an bills
brother luked orful uncomfortable.
then bill showed open the door an yelled
In with voice like a old man.
demand that this marrige stop.
never seed such time in al yure life
, like thay wos THAR al the women screamed
an the CURL wat was gone b marrid tainted.
she nocked over high pianner lamp an it
set fire Q sum papir roses.
then evri yellid fire an hi an bi the en-
} gines cum. the minister run out in 2 the
street with sum ov the roses wat was on
! fire an they plade the hose on him. bills
!. brother wanted Q kill theman who had sed
: the weddin must stop. bill johnson was
t afraid to go home aftir.
D p. 8. the weddin is put off. gorgie.
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