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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-08
Where to Stop in chicago.

The perplexing question which is every
day asked by people who desire to go to
Chicago to attend the Worlds fair is,
"Where are we going to stay when we get
there!" This is easily answered, and if
you will go to the ticket agent of the
Santa Fe, Mr.. w. M. Smith, he will tell
you.
Arrangements have been made for the
distribution by the Santa Fe company of
pamphlet entitled "Homes for Visitors
TO the Worlds Fair" This is a reliable
pamphlet containing the rames and ad-
dresses of about 5000 families who will
furnish accommodations to visitors from
May to October 81, 1898. The pamphlet
also contains sectional maps which will
enable the intending visitor to select any
quarter of the city that he would prefer
Correspondence can then be carried on
and definite arrangements made so that
when visitors arrive in Chicago they can
proceed at once to their quarters.
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cou1dn,t Believe Everything,

Some years ago." said the man, who
might have been untruthful and might not,
II was in a small town in New York state
where Chauncey M. Depew was billed for
a speech that night, and it happened !
stopped at the same hotel he did. just
after supper the editor Of the local paper
dropped in to see Mr.. Depew, and the dis
tinguished gentleman proceeded to have
some fun with the country journalist. He
had, too, and every now and then he round
ed up sentence against the editor by say
ing, oh, you can't believe everything there
Is in the newspapers the editor having
used newspaper matter very largely in his
argument.
AFTER the speechmaking was over the
editor met Mr. Depew in the hotel Office
again, and there was big crowd present.
"'Well, my FRIEND inquired the genial
Chauncey, what did you think of my
speech?'
''The editor hesitated moment.
"'Are you,' he asked solemnly, the gen
uine Chauncey NJ DepewP'
"'Certainly. Why notP laughed Mr.. D.
"'Are you the one that all the newspa
pers have been saying was the finest speak
err, the greatest talker, the sharpest stump
er and the brightest wit before the publicy
pursued the editor.
81 guess Pm the one,' blushed the gen
tleman Why's?
"'Oh, because you can't believe every.
thing there is in the newspapers, and
Chauncey shook hands with the editor and
called it square. Detroit Free Press.
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SOtlce for Publication.
Homestead No. 1920.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FEE, N. M.
June 1G, 1893.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proofin support of
his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on July "a, 1898, viz:
Pedro Madril, for the a, sec. s, tip Il
II, r1Oe.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon.
and cultivation of, said land, viz:
Jesus Lobato, Florentino Madril Jose
Leon Madril, Feliciano Lobato, of Lamy,
n. Nj.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of said proof, or
who knows of any substantial reason,
under the law and the regulations of the
interior department, why such proof
should not be allowed, will be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time
and place to cross examine the witnesses
of said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rcbuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MORRISON,
Register.
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He Was Right.

This same black Sammy is a noted boy id
the Sunday school. His teacher one day
was trying to make the class see the advan
tage of living good life. These moral re
marks were occasioned by strong wad Of
chewed paper that happened to strike the
benevolent superintendent on the cheek
Sammy was doubtless the culprit, although
his black skin showed no sign.
Now, children, you must be better. Such
actions as those tend to drag you downward,
and if you do bad deed once the second
time you do it more easily. It does not pay
to be bad, for you cannot 60 to heaven"
Then Miss Goode Strengthened her glasses
and looked into Sammy's shining eyes.
Sammy, what kind of boys go to
heaven?"
Sammy shufiled his feet.
Dead boys" he said.-Boston Budget,
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They Never Fail,

j. N. Harris,3 Fulton Market, New York
City, says:
II have been using Brandreth's Pills for
the last fifteen years. There is nothing
equal to them as blood purifiers and liver
regulators. But wish to state how re-
markably they cure rheumatism, and how
easily; was affected by rheumatism in
the legs. My business (wholesale fish
dealer) naturally leads me to damp places
I could not walk, and at night I suffered
fearfully; tried balsams, sarsaparillas
and all kinds of tinctures, but they did
me no good and was afraid of being a
cripple. finally commenced using Bran
dreth's Pills. took two every night for
ten nights, then began to improve. I
continued taking them for forty days and
I got entirely well. Now, whenever sick,
/ take Brandreth's Pills. They never
foil
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Important Announcement.
To Those Who Contemplate Trip to the
Worlds Fair.

Under its new summer schedule now in
effect, the Burlington route is enabled to
offer increased facilities in train service
and fast time from Denver eastward.
Train No. 6, "the Chicago and st. Louis
Special" leaves Denver daily at 1885 a. M,
reaching Chicago at 4:10 and st. Louis at
800 p. M, the next afternoon, being only
one night on the road.
Train No. 2, the popular evening
"Flyer," leaves Denver at 1910 p. m.
reaching Chicago at 500 and st. Louis at
7:25 the second morning.
These trains consist of vestibuled Pull
man sleepers, chair cars and diners, serv.
ing all meas en- route, and making quick
or time by several hours than any other
road. For full information, tickets and
sleeping berths, call on local ticket
agents, or address g. W. vallery, General
Agent, 100 Larimer street, Denver.
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Fact, suspected by Com
paratiVeiX Few.

Things that embody the most truth are
frequently among the last to be realized.
Incredible as it may seem one in four has
a weak or diseased heart, the early
symptoms of which are, short breath, op-
preston, faint and hungry spells, Autter-
ing, pain in left side, smothering, swollen
ankles, dropsy, wind in stomach, etc,
Levi Logan, Buchanan, Mich, suffered
from heart disease thirty years. Two
bottles of DR.. Miles Heart Cure cured
him. "The effect of your New Heart Cure
is wonderful. Mrs. Eva Dresser, Nc
Oregon, Iowa. This favorite remedy is
sold by A. G. Ireland jr., on guarantee.
for the Doctors book, "New and Startling
Facts" free.
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Sevcnty-iive Commissions, A Thrilling
Experience.

There is no one but at some period in
life has an experience that stands out
prominently beyond all others. Such is
the case of John B. Collins, of Romeo,
Mich, who says: "From September to
January, before using Nervine, I had at
least seventy-five commissions. After
three months use have no more at
tacks." DR.. Miles Restorati e Nervine
also cures nervous prostration, headache,
poor memory, dizziness, neuralgia, ETC.,
and builds up the body. Mrs. J. R. Mil
Ter, of Valparaiso, Ind, and J. r. Taylor,
Of Logansport, Ind, each gained twenty
pounds of flesh by taking it. Sold by A.
Q. Ireland jr., on a guarantee. Get the
Doctors book, free.
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His Apology.

Elder Spudkins, who keeps Il store at
Quohosh, was sent as temporary supply to
a pulpit in the village Of Podunk, four
miles away. He was late at the morning
service and apologized thus:
Brethren, hope you will pardon my
hardness this morning, but the fact is
was kept up late last night opening the fin
est stock of dry goods ever brought to Quo
hosh. We will sing the one hundred and
third hymn. "-Brooklyn Life.
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Both Pleased,

Before Niagara Falls they stood,
He raised aloft his head,
For he was in poetic mood,
And this is what he said
"Oh, work sublime! Oh, wenderous law
That rules thy presence here!
How filled am with boundless awe
To view thy waters clear!
"What myriad rainbow colors float
About thee like veil,
And in what countless streams remote
Thy life has left Its trail'
eyes, George" the maiden cried in haste,
"Such shades I've never seen,
I'm going to have my next new waist,
The color of that green"
--Clothier and Furnisher.
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The English Language.

spell toes" said the mother, who was
teaching her little daughter, Z years old
to spell.
"But it sounds like t-o-z-e.'
81 know it, but you cannot 60 by the
sound"
Then, in order to endorse this propo-
sition, the mother called on her daughter
to spell froze.
"F-r-o.e-s," said the child.
"No, You are wrong again. This time
we do use the and spell the word
f-r-o-z-e."
"Huh" grunted the child
''Now spell rose,'' said the mother.
The child hesitated. Finally she said;
II don't know whether to say r-o-z-e or
r-o-e-s, and really I don't know that
either way would be right"
"Spell it r-o-s-e," said the mother,
"though there is another word pro-
nounced just like it that is spelled r-o-e-s
The word is the name of the spawn of
fishes"
The poor little child looked very mis-
cradle.
"Just one more word" said tho mother
TELL me how You spell blows
SWELL" said the child, who had had
quite enough nonsense, as she viewed it,
from her mother, and had suddenly made
up her mind to pay back in kind, II spell
it three ways. I spell it b.l-o-s-e for
breakfast, b-l-o-e-s for dinner and b-l-o-z.e
for supper"
II spell it blows all the time said
the mother.
The child said nothing for Il minute or
two. Then, looking up, she solemnly re-
marked:
II think, mamma, that the English
language was made for persons very, very
we'll educated" New York Times.
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His Inference.

The Wife-Who is it that says, "Beauty
uuadorned is adorned the most?.
The Husband-I don't know.
The W.-Well, it doesn't matter who
was the author; it is true.
The HI infer, then, you have made
up your mind to wear the new bathing
suit of yours when you go bathing.
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They All Try.

Night Editor (of New England paper
Has the editorial correspondence from
Chicago got in yet!
Telegraph Editor--It's on the wire now.
"How does it begin?"
The glories of the great Columbia
exposition are simply indescribable.'
Shouting to foreman through speaking
tube-"Save about three columns for de.
scripti6h of Chicago fair!"-Chicago
Times.
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The drummer from Chicago was rattl-
ing off the merits of his goods in way
which at last caused the good old mer-
chant to look at him doubtfully.
ssssss"Oh, I'm telling you the straight TRUTH
said the drummer, catching on to the
mild insinuation in the old gentleman's
fsce. II would hurt me to tell lie.'
yes" responded tho old merchant
quietly, II know it would. There was a
Chicago man in to see me yesterday, and
he said the Same thing, but / noticed that
he went right on suffering as long as nc
staid e."--Detroit Free Press.
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saved from Wrctchedness


With faint glow on her usually pale
cheek the young woman traced geometri-
cal figures in the sand with the point of
her parasol.
(which of the two do you prefer, Mr..
Farlow," she asked, "Thoreau or Margaret
Fuller?"
81 must confess, Miss Ticklowell," re-
piled the young man. that have read
very little of either.'
1T is as I feared, Mr.. Farlow," said the
Boston maiden, retreating from him with
a shudder. eve are incompatible. We
never could be happy together. You
pronounce it ether.'-Chicago Tribune.
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GaEDCIJiNG.
Gladys got some garden seeds.

Gladys got some garden seeds.
Trusting little maid,
Picked them out with greatest care,
Talked about them everywhere,
Planted them with earnest prayer
And q little spade.
Then there came a fall Of snow
And q solid freeze.
Gladys, taken by surprise,
Bravely dried her trimming eyes,
Sent around for new supplies,
Warranted to please.
Hardly were they in the ground
When busy hen,
Seeking sustenance, laid bare
All the cause Of so much care.
Gladys wished that she could swear
And began again.
What the next mishap will be
Gladys doesn't know,
But If patient labors pay
She will have q fine display
In her garden plot some day
1t Is doubtful though.
-Somerville Journal
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Frank Masterson has fitted up his
cabinet maker and carpenter shop, on
corner opposite Boletin Popular Office on
Water street. He is prepared to do all
kinds of upholstering, cabinet making
and general carpenter work, with neat
ness and dispatch, and solicits the public
patronage. If you have any extra nice
or difficult work to do, give him call.
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Doomed to Disappointment.

Is this tho Worlds fair? asked the
portly provincial Englishman of the
guard.
Yes, sir.
Well, where are the highwaymen and
pickpockets and the cholera patients and
the drinking-water microbes?
Don't know. Never heard of them
I thought you said this was the Worlds
fair, said the Englishman, turning disap-
pointedly on his heel and pulling a copy
of his provincial weekly newspaper out
of his pocket to find further directions
for identifying the Columbian exposition.
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-08

Last fall I was taken with kind of
summer complaint, accompanied with q
wonderful diarrhoea. Soon after my wife's
sister, who lives with us, was taken in the
same way. We used almost everything
without benefit. Then said, let us try
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy, which we did, and that
cured us right away. I think much of it,
as it did for me what it was recommended
to do. John Hertzler, Bethel, Berks Co.,
Pf 25 and so cent bottles for sale by
A. G. Ireland, jr.
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Miles, Nerve Il Liver pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through Sne
nerves: A new discovery. Or. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad tsses
torpid liver, piles, constipation Un,
equaled for men, woman, children 'sman
est mildest, surest, so doses 25 cts. Sam
pies Free, at A. G. Ireland, jr.
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Speed tho Parting Guest.

Sister Theysay-I grievously regret you
are to leave our church, dear pastor.
Pastor Peaceful-You should not grieve.
No doubt the Lord will send you better
servant to fill my place.
Sister Theysay-I have NO such hope. OF
the last 10 pastors we have had each one has
been worse than the other.-Texas Siftings.
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"My little boy was very bad off for two
months with diarrhGa. We used various
medicines, also called in two doctors, but
nothing did him any good until we used
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhea Remedy, which gave immediate re-
lief and soon cured him. I consider it
the best medicine made and can conscien-
tously recommend it to all who need
diarrhcea or collie medicine. j. E. Hare,
Trenton, Texas. % and so cent bottles
for sale by A. @. Ireland, jr.
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Nerve.

This is my latest scheme for calling at
tention to my wares" remarked the indus
trious poet and humorist as he displayed an
engraved letter head bearing the following
legend:
I'm returning manuscript editors are po-
litely requested to inclose stamps enough
to send it along to the next Office on the
route. "-Truth.
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Elfty-slx Hours to New York via
The wabash.

Leave Denver, Pueblo and Colorado
Springs, Monday evening; arrive Kansas
City, Tuesday, 5 p. M; arrive Toledo
(Wabash Short Line), Wednesday, 4:8O p.
M; leave Toledo (Lake Shore Flyer,
Wednesday, 2 p. M; arrive New York IN.
Y. CentraD, Thursday, IL a. m.
Avoid the rush and crowd at Chicago.
G. NJ. HAMpsoN, Coml Agent,
1924 18th st., Denver, Colo.
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An Invitation.

The feeling of superiority in the sterner
sex is Unborn.
"Mamma, do you think you'll 60 to
heaven?', said Jack, thoughtfully looking
into his mothers face.
eyes, Jack, if I'm good" said the little
mother cautiously, wondering what would
come next.
'Then please be good, for papa and I
would be lonesome without you."--Kate
Fields Washington.
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The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
The Graduating Essay

The Graduating Essay.
Mary (reading her graduating essay te
Flora But certain wise men---
Floral would change that.
Mary-How should phrase it then:
Flora-Instead of certain wise men
would say certain sage individuals.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-08

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making De Wits Little
Early Risers. The result is specific
for sick headache, billiousness and con-
stipation. New Mexico Drug Store.
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Why Not?

The 1Iother--Now that you have been
graduated, what do you intend to do!
The Sweet Girl Graduate--Look out
for husband, guess.
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The seat of sick headache
is not in the brain. Regulate
the stomach and you cure it.
DR.. Pierce's Pellets are the
Little Regulators.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-08

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
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To BE Pitied.

"Please, ma'am give some money to
orphanf"
'Here's quarter. Is your father
dead, little boyf"
"No, ma 'am, the moneys for me fodder;
he's orphan Chicago Record.
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An Off Day.

my dear young FRIEND" exclaimed the
good man solemnly, do you attend church
regularity"
yves, sir; but I didn't go today. She's
visiting friends out of town, you know
Pittsburg Dispatch.
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WOELD'S How to economic tim,

WORLDS How to economic time
FAIR. and money as to see
the Worlds fair to best advantage, is a
question that may have puzzled you.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in ad.
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
just issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. 1t contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map of Chicago, and
other information of value to sight-seers.
G. 7. NICHOLSON, G. P. d T. A., A., T. & S.
f. r. R., Topeka, Kas., SANTA FE
and ask for free copy. ROUTE.
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Turn About Fair Play.

Husband-My dear, our club is going to
have all home comforts.
Wife-If that so? And when is our home
going to have all the club comfortss-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-08

Little vegetable health producers. De
Wits Little Early Risers cure malarious
disorders and regulate the stomach and
bowels, which prevents headache and
dizziness. New Mexico Drug Store.
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Generous.

Mrs de Goode-It's perfectly awful The
paper says there are thousands Of families
In this city who have never seen Bible.
Little Johnny (hastily)-Send 'em mine,
mamma. Good News
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just the Thing.

"Why do you carry newspaper in your
pocket all the time if you never read it,"
''It's convenience on the horse cars. II
a woman gets on and has to stand, the pa
per enables me not to see her."-Harper's
Razar
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Economy.

He-My dear. this coffee is particularly
sweet this morning.
Young Wife-Oh, yes. Ipaid cent less
pound for sugar yesterday and SO thought
we might use more.-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-08

For a cut, bruise, burn or scald, there is
nothing equal to Chamberlain's Pain
Balm. It heals the parts more quickly
than any other application, and unless the
injury is very severe, no scar is left. For
sale by A. G. Ireland, ir.
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All Right.

Nervous Passenger-Are you sure there
is no dangers
Officer-Not a bit. The captains just
gone to take nap because it's too foggy
to see anything.-P. g. S. Bulletin.
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Corrected.

Look here" said an excited man TO a
druggist, "you gave me morphine for qui-
nine this morning!'
rs that sof" replied the druggist. "Then
you owe me 25 cents. "-P. g. s. Bulletin.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-08

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store.
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just SO.

Yes, was to meet her at O'Clock, but
I got there at 7.45. .... -.
Well, What about it?
It was a quarter to wait, you know.
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Must Have It,

my ole man." said Aunty Chloe, ''is the
wust man for chicken you ever see. II he
can't git chicken no other way, he'll 60
m buy one. indianapolis Journal
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Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-08

Little Johnny-Was born on Thanks
giving day.
Mamma--Yes, but If you keep on being
such bad boy don't know what I'll have
to be thankful for.
Little Johnny-Well, you can be thank
full isn't twins anyhow.-Good News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-08

We could not improve the quality if
paid double the price. De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve is the best Salve that ex-
perience can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
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A Procious Mineral.

Schoolmistress Gust beginning nice i'm.
proving lesson upon minerals to the juniors)
Now, what are the principal things we
get out of the earth9
Youthful Angler (aged 4. condfdently)-
Worms. Tit Bits.
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Evidently INSANE

Yes, she is O brainy woman, but &c"
centric. In fact, | think she is little off;
a little touched, as it were"
"Indeed: That's to bad. But what rea-
son have you for thinking that she is not
all there?"
"Well, the last house she moved into
just suited her, and she told her husband
that tnerc was moro closet room than she
needed
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Adorer Feeling his way)-I-er-suppos
your sister does not like my coming here so
often, does she?
Little Brother (confidently)-Oh, you
needn't worry about sister. She can endure
most anybody.-Good News.