The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-01-04
All Sorts Of Paragsphs.
"A Florida man grows feur cabbsg'
heads on one stalk.

Saline Comfy, Missouri, lays claim
10 1873 pound pumpkin.
Many small animals eat their own
weight In iood in day.
twill yoa love me forever "No.
Oaly as long as We are married"
One half We world aoesn't let his
better half know how he lives.
= If the small end turns up when an
egg is dropped in water the egg 10 fresh.
"A lump of coal weighing 1900
pounds was recently mined In Cascade
County, Montana.
Two hundred and fifty million let
ters pass through the postal ofiee Of Lon.
don every year.
With q man mese money means
more 10 sa' 5dth woman more to
ve1r.
"A catfish weighing 700 pounds was
caught the other day in the Mississippi
River near Cayoadelst, Mo.
In Hebron, Conn., is an apple tree
that was planted 'l35 years ago, and still
bears good fruit zach year.
In thase days of disappointment It
Il qualification 10 know that ore can
buy bottle of Salvation Oil fer 25 cents.
Sheridan, Texas, has $4,000 jail
rom which ten prisoners recently escaped
by saving through iron bars with thir-
ty.fve cent file.
William Dickey, of Maine, was sent
to tae Legislature in 1S4i, snd has been
a member of every Legislature since.
he is now 81.
DIR. Balls Cough Syrup takes the
lead of all cough preparations on orr.
shelves. Carpenter & Palzoter, James
town, N. Y.
= Miss BERTHE Campbell, OF Allentown,.
Penn, bet money that she could make q
pumpkin pie in Eve minutes. She made
good pie in feur minutes.
- Miss Bacon: "Oh, it is such fan 10
hang up ones stocking. What do you
expect to get in yours?" Miss Lake.
side: "Well, q piano for one thing"
= Teashsr: James, what is The shcrt..
est day Of the year' James (from ex-3
perience): The day your father psemises
to give you liekin' sfore yor 60 70 bed.
= The Speaker of the British House
OF Commons receives salary of $25, 600.
year, and when he retires he is raised
10 the peerase with an annual pension Of
$4,000.
Your money or your liteI" said
The gentleman at the safe end Of the re-
volvs. "But, my dear nsn, ] can't give
you either" protested the victim. "1hey
both belong to his wifs.
-"What's the matter with the bahg ~
asked lady of = little girl whose baby
brothsr she had undesstocd 70 be ailing.
"Oh nuthin' much" was the answer.
"He's only hatchia' tseth."
The moat indostsuetible wood Is the
Jaxah wood Of Western Australia, which
dsass all known forms of desay, and In
untouched by all destructive insects, SO
that ships bsilt Of it do not need to be-
coppsrsd.
-Childnns hair grows more quickly
than that of adults. Seme cay that light.
haired people are longer lived t1aa their
brethren with dark locks, which Is not 80
cen,eling 10 the latter, since more than
hall of the inhabitants Of this country
have dark brevn hair.
The most taking wsrnan in Indiana
became bride a few days age. Asd
shortly after the ceremony che was ar
7estsd on the sharss of stealing the gold
spectacles from The minister's head while
he was performing the ceremony that
made hex a bhae.
"A Manton (Alisb.,) young vousn
received letter from Kansas man the
othes day, in which he devossd seyen
pages 10 telling of business, crops and
politics. In peassoipt he mentioned
the fact that he would like 70 have her
marry him.
- Hemonhage Of the lungs Is brought
on in three ways: Tint, by over exertingi
the heart, by over.e1ercising or BY
breathing too rare6ed air as in ascending
a mountain; second it may be eesasiored
by organic disease of the heart, or by tu..
bersular disease of the lungs; or, third,
it may be dependent upon trouble else
where.
Colds coughs, bronchitis, and all
throat and lung diseases, are effectively
treated with Ayers Cherry Pestorsl. To
neglect the use of proper remedies for
these ailments, is 10 induce consumption,
which is said to cause one.sixth of the
mortality in all civilized countries.
Wonderful thing are told Of the
more recent forms Of telephonis appara.
sus. Il is stated that the newest form OF
receiver, if placed upon table in . snail
room, will reproduce speech spoken s7sr
two hundred miles away, so that 1t can
be distinctly heard BY psrssns sitting
about the rson. The reassa why these
perfected instrumeas are not in public
service to-day is given in the fact that
the cost Of replacing the FIVE Hundred
thousand telephones installed throughout
the United States wsuld be enormons.
- Media, Penn, is the homo Of foar
of the largest families ia the United
States, that of Samuel Field, who has
twenty eight children joseph Chandler,
who is the proud father of twenty-five
children James Barrett, With record
of sixteen, and William Wright, vho hss
fifteen little Wrights TO feed. Of csurse
there are many isolated families that will
90 from two to dozen mere than these
Psnnsylvanisus, bat it is extremely
doubtful if there is another village in the