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The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-10-06

havo lot 10 thc Montgomery sd-
dition cheap Tor cash or wild trade for
stock or other property
p G. KIRKPATRICK.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-10-06
T. P. SPARKS & Son.

TO our bald headed friends:
s4711" will make your hair grow.
Dlsmuke will guarantee it; get a
bottle from him.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-10-06

The abandonment variety Of white
canvas, brown canvas, Russia calf and
dongorA LADIES' low quarters are shown
at Sleeper, Clifton IL Dukes.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-10-06

Tender STEAK aud rossts at Crippen's,
corner Fifth and Franklin.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-10-06

If you feel weak
and all worn out take
BROWN IRON BITTERS
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-10-06

Of rtrc Alarm ncxo..

location OF. ttre Alarm BGHes.
Fifth Ward F,ie station strikes iii
'orncr nh ana Austin i'm
tth - ItiIu
Centrai FIRE station - iiiInI
W est End Fire station tUIIIu
rs Corner Ia N and Wa hing.on iii
IA . 5th ard Marlborough I'm
Is " sth aud columbus LINN
Ia Sth aud Jackson 60 I-iitIu
II .th and W ebster g t-flIliU
% sth and Gle Gland II-IIm
20 oth aud Spotlight
al 9Th and Wsehlngton iI.ulIm
IS ROYAL Hotel 9th aud Franklin 90 ri-tnu
" q Wooden Nlls 18th aud MARY" r1r-IIlu
- ~ corner iuth and Jefferson uIIIi1Iu
All boxes nunUeted above ) strikes thusi
3ox Is strikes and stops, then strikes III
unkins Box i3, then repeats four times.
Box - atrikas II and stops then strikes ul1I
making Box 20 u. q 40 on.
pIRRorIoss you GIVING ALARM.
Keys will be found tn residences esch cor
3oxes and pull Hook down and let go. Leave
icy In box.
Aise alarms.
Slow tapping OF bells signiry company
alls.
second Friday In each month each box Ia
apped twice testing boxes and circuit line
When alarm OF 1rets gtven the Fire Depart.
uent hss the RICH. Of way on all streeie All
,ehlcics must drive near the sidewalk and keep
away nom the IRE e5.0J nne for running over
losa.
Report OF any careless driving going to OF
from nres OF the Fire Department VIII be
thankfully received by the Chief, a. fast and
'areess driving, IL strsokiv forbidden.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-10-06

Biess tho baby's laugh M eyes
Jackson viii photosra TIE prize.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-10-06
Buoklen's Arnica SaIve.

The best Salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Uhapped
hands, Chilblains Corus, and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles,
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
10 give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price IS cents per box.
For sale by w. B. Morrison & Co.
The largest, newest ana cleanest
stock of carriages, buggies and phae =
tons and carts in the CITY at
T. 7. SPARKS & SoN's.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-10-06
For Sale.

A number of good mules and fine
Jacks For particulars apoly to
U e BAKER, CraafJrd, Tex.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-10-06

Guns TO rent at Ambold's.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-10-06
For Sale.

Cheap for cash Forty head of
yood mules apply 10 I l.. BAKER,
3l59 Austin avenue, Waco, Texas, or
HADLsY r BERT, Albany, Texas
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-10-06
An Organ For Sale.

An excellent new nrgan--no secon.
hand affair. Call a, TIE NKws Office
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-18
BRIGHT BITS.

Barker-Who, in your estimation is the
smallest man in public life?'
Billings with dignity)-I do not aspire to
public ife.-Montreal Star
Young Wife to husband who has been ex-
brilliant in his demands for the table)-Oh,
you want too much.
Young Husband with an appreciation Of
his wites temperl-Yes, and get it, too
Post Express.
Davis-Who says the day OF miracles is
passedY Judge Williams performed one yes
terday.
Henkins-No? What was it?
Davls-He gave deaf man a hearing
Brooklyn Life.
Reporting PrOgress.-Vi sitor-You saw YOUR
brother is taking lessons on the violin. Is he
making progress?
Little Girl-Yesm; he's got so now we can
tell whether he Is tuning or playing.-Street
& Smiths Good News.
Dobson = See that man: Well, he's an
player.
Robson "a base ball fanatic pityingly,-
All too bad too badl Rum got the better Of
him, supposeY-Puck.
Have you anything to OFFER the court why
sentence should not be pronounced upon
your" said the Judge to the convicted bur
glar
I'll give you half the swag, Judge" was
the generous proposition.-Judge.
Palace Cars One Way.-Mrs. Brownston-
~ NOu ave DtGu 10 blb O0lCdRO Ialr. You
took the Through by Daylight Palace Train
l presume.
Mr.. Brickrow-Oh. yes-yes of course; that
is-er-I took 1t going. New York Weekly
A Chronic Kicker-Mrs. Renhsen-I am sure
you can't find any fault with the dinner to-
night Robert Everything Is just as nice as
it can be.
Mr.. Remsen (reluctantly)-Oh yes. 1 SUD-
pose so. 1t quite makes me wonder whether
1 am at home.-P & S. Bulletin.
n14 ~ IT,
rid Fi1ians! But what are those awful look
ing fellows with pie pans on their headsY
Are they savages too?
Gmde-No, those are Chicago young men.
| for?''
Exercise n'-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
! This literary business" said Hardmonev
| to his son. ais a very nice thing. and | am
| willing to encourage YOU all can 20 help you
! in chat direction. AS for myself, never wrote
| anything worth reading"
Pardon me father, if ! disagree with you -
/ said the son. for nave known you to write
| some very clever things"
| ''Where2"
| In your checkbook.'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-18
PERSONAL.

Worth, the man miuiuer % Paris. keeps a
regular force OF about uftypo rsons besides the
employees Of the dress making department.
numbering from 200 90 10J girls, according TO
the season.
benjamin Churchill who recently died at
Gaiesburg, lll., nearly 100 years Of age was a
native Of Alexis H., and the last surviving
pensioner cf the war OF 1872 on the records Of
Iut Nhicago pension agency.
The report that the publishing business Of
Harper Brothers Of New York, had been
put upon the market for $4,000 900 is absolute
" denied by Mr.. r. a. Harper. a member OF
the hrn. He says Il is a Darefaced fabri-
cation.
Lii Ffnzelberg. a young German sculptress,
VINO called upon Bismarck recently, attempt
ed TO KISS his hand upon leaving him, but the
gallant ex-chauceIorga gave her kiss on the
Hps instead. And the incident appropriately
occurred at kissingen, too
Senator Hoar has erected. in the old Han
cock Cemetery. at Quincy, Mass, a large
stone slab in memory of his ancestors, some
of whom are buried there among them DO
anna HOar widow OF Charles HOar, sheriff Of
Gloucester. England. who, after her huS-
band death, in 1888. came to this country
with i've children She settled in Braintree,
Mass, where she died in 1861.
Judge Joseph P. Bradbury Of the Ohio su,
the republicans has led an adventurous life.
ne mas worked as a farm hand, been an In
dlan trader, ferryman fought MormOns was
starved and frozen on the plains. belonged to
battery OF heavy artillery. spent three
years without sleeping in bed or eating al a
Iabie, mined for gold, studied law, and served
IN the late war.
Captain Button, Of the African mail steam
CT Nubia which has just arrived at Liverpool
from Africa brought letter from Prof Gar
ner- dated from his steel cage, which he has
named Fort Gorilla. The Professor has
q large collection OF curiOsties and animals,
including one of the finest gOrillas in Africa,
ana achlmpanzee that would make your mouth
water Prof. Garner intends to reach Liver
pool in about three months.
Sir Henry Blake, the new governor Of ia
maica would, it is said have been given tho
more important post of governor of Victoria
had it not been for the fact that Sir Henry s
son lives IN the latter place. The young man
IS said to enjoy the distinction of being the
most thorough blackguard in her majesty s
American provinces. He is married to a bar
maid, and 1t is feared that he would make life
miserable for his father in case the latter
should be appointed governor of the province.
Therefore Sir Henry Contented himself with
the minor appointment.
"Deposit-me-in-a -cavity'' Everett continues
to be the hero of numerous stories at Wash
ington. One of them deals with his hatred
for the female sex In general and particular.
A reckless book agent-a female book agent,
too-knocked at the door of EVerett's house
IN Quincy one afternoon. She saw the name
on the door plate, and when the doctor ap-
peared she inquired. Is Mrs. Everett at
home" Everett danced few steps OF an
Emerson polka, frOthed at the mouth and
home. She will never be at home. Get outl"
He then slammed the door
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-18
He Was an American.

A man with that variety of whiskers known
technically as loose chewing" was playing
billiards in an uptown room on Saturday af-
ternOon, says the Buffalo Express. He had
for an antagonist little man with q broad
brimmed hat
The man with the whiskers made a shot.
Here" shouted the man with the straw hat,
that was push shot and push shots don t
GO"
What's that?" inquired the man with the
whiskers
Push shots are barred, said"
Barred, hey? Well, who in blazes barred
Them"
why, they are barred in the rules"
The man with the whiskers thumped his
cue down on the floor and leaned over the ia
BILE. Who made the rules for this gamer" he
asked
The straw hated player hesitated. II ain t
exactly sure" he finally said, but suppose
1t was the French"
Suppose it was the French, hayP Well. 1
suppose 50, too. Now, where is the land
where the French liver"
The straw hated man looked embarrassed.
Across the water, amt it,"
1T is. And the French are foreigners, aim
theyY
Il suppose So"
Wei, young fellow" said the man with
the whiskers, Il want you to understand that
m an American citizen. I'm a dweller on
freedoms soil. I'm believer in home indus
tries and don't recognize no rules made by
any durn foreigners. American rules is good
enough for me, and If they amt no American
decidedly Of the opinion that push shots go.
Play billiards now before l smack you"
And the strawhatted player was so ratified
that he missed the easiest kind of q carOm.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-18

Inc house OF LorAa 4 AI- At.llfAs
Itlsov.deut that the circular issued hy
. tay Liberal Federation of Great Britain
re.a'.F. fa .le rejection at tue home rule
hill Pos tho House of Lords does uot COM
. TAIN au idle threat. 10 voices sentiment
I iu England that is growing strongcretery
. day. a very considerable portion of The
. Eu.Li~U people have long held the opinion
/ that the Houscof Lords is a useless iu-
/ s,iJutiou. 10 is certainly an obstructive
/ one Do has always opposed reforms, and
/ has consented 70 them only after it was
forced to DO so by public sentiment
/ twas expected that IL would reject
/ the home rule bill. Long before that bill
| passed the House Of Commons the ques-
tion of what the House of Lords would
do with the bill if the commons should
pass it was discussed. Indeed, Lord
salisbury openly threatened that the
lords would defeat it, Two years ago
Mr. Gladstone. speaking of this threat,
declared that if it were carried out a
question would be raised as TO whether
there is not a power between the throne
and the people that tends TO "stop alto
gethcr the action of the constitutional
machine"
The Liberal Federation in its circular
calls attention to this utterance of Mr.
Gladstone and declares that the question
is now raised of intending or ending the
House of Lords, " and intimates that this
question may take precedence of the
home rule, and in fact, all other ques-
tions. II is stated in the circular that if
the lords do not capitulate the liberal
party will make the issue of ending the
House of Lords.
An issue of that kind in English poll
ties would be a lively and profoundly in
tcresting one. The result of it could not
be predicted with any degree of certainty
The attachment to old institutions is
strong. Still, the people realize that the
House of Lords has no sympathy with
them and will oppose every reform meas
ure for their benefit.
There are {, 1000, 900 electors represented
by the House of Commons. The home
rule bin was the great issue in the last
campaign, and the liberal party-the
party that supports the home rule meas
ure-was victorious And yet the peers
who represent nobody, have taken it upon
themselves TO say that the bill shall not
become a law. That fact alone will as
sist the liberal party in the next cam
paign The electors will resent the
arrogance of the peers. The liberal party
will be victorious again, and the House of
Lords will be told that it will have to ac-
cept home rule for Ireland or take the
risk of having the upper house of parlia-
mont abolished.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-18
Knew Something About Snakes.

Before we start for our trip in the coun-
try, said Mr. GasweIl I'm get a couple of
quart bottles of whisky"
What on earth do you want with whisky"
demanded Mrs. Gaswell, according to the
Chicago Tribune.
Merely as a remedy in case of snake bite, -
liquor Of any kind as a beverage, but when
we are going into the backwoods, so to speak,
and shall be for two weeks at point remote
from drug store, 1t would be the hight of
imprudence not to be prepared with antidotes
to the terrible effects following bite of ven
Omous reptiles. Suppose we should collide
with rattlesnake or copperheadY' asked
Mr.. Gaswell, cheerfully.
rs whisky good for snake bttesT
There Is nothing better. 1t Is regarded as
a specific by the natives"
Now, Mr.. Gaswen, you needn't try to fool
mel My studies OF natural history have
taught me that snakes do not bite"
What's that?" demanded the husband in
amazement.
1t is fact. Snakes can't bite, because
their jaws are connected only by cartilage.
They are not hinged, and cannot be brought
together with any force The snake simply
hooks the fangs situated in its upper jaw into
the object aimed at the lower jaw not 1gur-
ing in the process at all. So you see, dear
there is really no such thing as a snake bite,
and, therefore, it is ridiculous to take with
you a snake-bite antidote. See?"
Gaswel said he saw, but that he would feel
safer if he had the antidote along, as it might
bite, and the probability Is that IL will &C
company the expedition despite Mrs. Gas
wells intimate knowledge Of ophidian nat
ural history.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-18
Too Many Snakes and Devils.

Gray Eagle, a big Indian of the Midway
after imbibing pretty freely of firewater the
other day, strayed into the Moorish palace
and got into the reflector room" which Is
furnished with great number of mirrors so
arranged that every object is reflected from
side to side in the most hewldering confu-
sion, says the New Orleans Picayune The
moment he entered the place he found him
self confronted with a devil all red. Cloven
hoOf and tall, together with the demoniac
grin on the face Of the internal monarch made
Il = hair of the Zig Indian pull at the roots,
Gray Eagle turned his head only to find an
other devil. like the first one, gazing
at him with leer. Above the
heads of the frightful figures
huge serpents clustered and seemed. to his
drink soaked imagination about to spring
upon The Indian cast rapid glance around
and above The whole place was alive with
devils and snakes. They gazed at him with
menacing eyes from walls and ceiling and
seemed to reach for him. The big red man
was daZed at first and then, impressed with
the idea that he must make fight for life
he lifted his club and began smashing away
at the devils and snakes about him. At the
first crash the attendants came rushing in
They found the Indian beside himself with
fear and anger. Before they could get him
out he had broken about thirty mirrors.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-18
His idea ofaR Ratio.

The present long drawn-out financial dis
cussiou has had one beneficial effect upon the
affairs Of men--it has thoroughly posted them
on the details Of the monetary system OF the
country. and a thoroughly posted man rarely
cares 70 hide his knowledge from the rest OF
the world. Such man came down on a
Wade Park car last night, says the Cleveland
Plain Dealer. He was glib talker for he
talked from sense of duty. He had mis-
sion. and had not ridden far beside him ere
ne announced that he was about to turn states
man and enter politics.
Any political experience?" 1 inquired.
NO. sir
Keep out"
That was my advice, and In these two little
words are whole volume OF most excellent
advice. But he wasn't that kind OF a man.
i shall run for the legislator, an ulti-
mately for congress- he said.
"MonOTetallist2' / inquired.
'Huch-ah! No, siree!"
"Bimetallist:"
Not a bit Of it. Not by Jug full. Nary
timel"
Free cOinage?"
"Huch-ah2 Marry time"
We'll how do you stand on the use OF met
als-as money!
"Oh, wouldn't mind usin' gold an silver at
proper ratio"
What ratiO?'
"Weu, say about Is to l."
Now, my friend, what do you understand
by IS to 80
Looking at me with a composite expression
OF pity, contempt and benevOlence, he eX-
claimed:
Why, maxim one gold dollar wuth IS sill
yer dollars of course. l thought everybody
understood that"
My friend would be quite popular on Wall
street. And, strange to say there are many
such statesmen who find their way into pub
lie life particularly into state legislatures.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-18
The Ohio Campairn.

Tho ruberudtorial campaign In Ohio,
this year is going 10 attract great deal
of attention. The indications are that
will Doe conducted almost wholly on tar
IN lines. Gov Mckinley, the republican
candidate. seems 20 be anxious that the
tariff shall be the chief, and i'm fact, the
only issue and the democratic candidate
. Lawrence r. Neal, is willing that that is
sue shall be given every possible prOmi-
hence. The result Of the contest will be
known before congress does anything in
respect to the tariff, and it may have
some influence in shaping tariff legisla-
ton.
Gov Mckinley is a good campaigner
that is, he makes an excellent impression
upon an audience. His style is argumen-
tative. and he talks as if he believes what
he says. But he is not a popular man
with the masses. He lacks magnetism,
and even those who know him well, while
they admit his ability, do not find him
companionable. And he has succeeded
since he has been governor in alternating
some of the strongest of the party leaders.
He is inclined to be overbearing and die
tatorial, and those qualities
have made him a good many enemies.
Mr.. Neal knows how to reach the
masses. He is a very bright and capable
man, and he makes friends easily and
keeps them. He is thoroughly acquainted
with the tariff question and is well quail
fled to discuss it with the author of the
Mckinley tariff. While he has been
prominent in politics for many years, he
has not been fortunate in his attempts to
get Office. The outlook this year, how
Office. He will certainly leave no legiti-
mate means untried to win success.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-18
The Senate's Weeks work,

The developments in congress during the
week have been the reverse Of encouraging to
the vast body Of people throughout the
country who are waiting anXiously for the re-
peal OF the compulsory purchase clause of the
sherman law. In the Senate time is being
consumed by long and unilIuminating speeches
upon question that has been gone over so
often that not only can no new arguments be
qlscerned. but not even new points of view
from which to treat the old ones are apparent.
The silver men are simply talking against
time, and under the existing rules OF the
senate there seems to be no way Of stemming
the tide OF useless debate. The end Of the
discussion. as far as the Senate is concerned,
seems TO be still as far on as ever. This is to
be regretted, not only because OF the tempta-
ton TO seek a way out by means OF some
compromise measure, but because until the
sllNerpurchuse clause is repealed the conf
deHce SO necessary TO the complete restora-
ton OF prosperity cannot be fully regained.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-18
Made a Great Difference.

Jack and Frank are brothers, aged respect
lively 5 and 4, says the Boston Globe. The
other day Jack was playing with box OF
the room.
The next day the father took the lad into
the charred room to have a talk with him,
when the following took place:
Now, Jack, there seems to have been a fire
in this room"
Yes, so there has"
"Oh, some body playing with matches, sup
pose"
Yes, farver"
And who was it?'
"Well, farver, if 1 tell you you will be
angwy?" & q
Angry Why what does that matterY Who
set fire to this ROOM"
Well, farver, if you want be angwy I'll tell
you the twoof."
And what If l say will be angryf"
Then I shall say Fwank did it,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-18
State Bank Issues.

From the Atlanta Journal. (Dem).
The platform declares that the ten per cent.
tax on bank issues shall be repealed, but it
must be repealed only when the federal gov
eminent can provide such regulations gov
always keep all issues at par with and re-
deemable in coin. We believe that this ad-
mlntstration will allow state banks to issue
notes TO circulate as money. when a system
is determined on which will guarantee to the
people the money called for in the democratic
platform, and which shall be good in any
state.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-18
World without Mon.

Aunt Samantha is visiting at house in
Buffalo. She is an old maid and very de-
vout, always concluding her prayers with
the gloria, says the Express man.
Why does she say funny things in her
prayersY" asked the little daughter OF the
house.
Why, what does s1e sayi" replied the
fond mother.
Il don't remember all she says, but she al
ways ends with World without men, ali
me- D"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-18
Autumn Times
From the kansas CitY Jour

From the Kansas City Journal
The leaves are turning on the trees,
The autumn time is here;
l scent malaria in the breeze
The autumn time is here;
The sun moves southwark by degrees
The girls still on tho ice cream freeze,
The Chappie S pants bag at the knees,
The autumn time is here.
The summer blossom droops and dies,
The autumn time is here;
Wen soon be rid of bugs and flies,
The autumn time is here;
The farmer lays in new supplies,
The housewife winter dress goods buys,
Now is the time to advertise,
The autumn timc is here.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-09-18
Gbr30ornjng0rtus
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