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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

The many cases of rh. umatismcured BY
Chamberlain's Pain Balm during the past
few months have given the people great
confidence in its curative properties, and
have shown that there is one preparation
that can be depended upon for that painful
and aggravating disease. Honaker Bros.
Lorain, Ohio, say; "Mr Moses Price, OF
this place, was troubled with rheumatism
for long time. He says that the Balm
has no equal" For sale by A. C. ireland, il.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
Good Reason.

From the Cincinnati Commercial l-Gazette
1t was not nobby line of samples the
old Cincinnati drummer carried; just
modest assortment, suited to the humber
class of buyers and the men who do not
put on style. And when the spruce, dandl-
fed Louisville drummer passed the side
counter where the plain, unpretentious
goods were displayed he turned con-
emptuously aside, looked at them with a
sneer, not recognizing in the white-haired
stranger the salesman travelling with the
foresaid head gear, and said:
"If couldn't carry frst-class line OF
samples would carry none at ALL
Quick as a flash the white-haired stranger
turned, and You are right, sir" said he;
you are right"
The drummer from Louisville turned a
little superciliously around in the pride OF
his new spring suit and metropolitan
polish.
think soS' SAID he, patronizingly."
eyes," replied the stranger, as he booked
the merchants order, you are right, sir,
He slowly gathered his samples together
ut would take frst-class sanlples--'
The Louisville drummer smiled.
"To make that face of yours pass current.
The drummer didn't wait to show his
goods.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

Joseph V. Dory, of Warsaw, ILL.,, was
troubled with rheumatism and tried Il
number of different remedies, but says
none of them seemed to do him any good,
but finally he got hold of one that speed
lily cured him. He was much pleased
with it, and felt sure that others similarly
afflicted would like to know what the
remedy was that cured him. He states
for the benefit of the public that it is
called Chamberlain's Pain Balm. For
eaie by A. C. Ireland. jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
ktar k4hs Sauth.

Go to velas, for health, sea air, and
comfort; where ships too deep for all
other Texas ports sail in and out with
ease; where fruits ripen earlier and pay
better than in California, where the soil
is a natural hot-bed. Fresh. vegetables
all winter. Coolest day in three years IS
degrees above zero. Warmest day 80 de-
grees. Velasco offers the best invest
ments in the south. Write, the CONNER
cial club, Velasco Texas. n
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
Confused.

An exchange says that an excursion
steamer which plies back and forth be-
tween Boston and Nantasket Beach was
living at the wharf when a fussy little man,
short of breath, came on board over the
gangplank.
Probably he wished to secure seat IN
the bow of the boat, but he was too much
in haste 70 expires. himself clearly, He
hurried ppto on q. thttsw psassneen al
ready On board and said:
.Can you tell me which end of this boee
epss frsti''-Youth's Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
immense. That. What rhey All Say

1t is customary in these later days to
express our perfect satisfaction with a
thing by saying Its immense!" It's 80
expressive that nothing can be added.
Geo. T.. Fink. Philadelphia Pa, says, MY
wife has been taking your New Cure for
the Heart and says it is immense! She
has not been troubled with pain or smoth-
ering spells since using it," Jno. l..
Roberts, Slatington, Pa, says he is rs
years old, and has suffered from heart
disease over 40 years. Was treated with
out avail by prominent New York physi.
clans; grew constantly worse; took DR..
Miles New Heart Cure and was COM
pletely cured. Sold by. A. c. Ireland. jr,
on a guarantee.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

Elder 8. 8. Beaver, of McAllisterville.
Junlatta Co., Pa, says his wife is ject
to cramps in the stomach. Last summer
she tried Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhea Remedy for it, and was much
pleased with the speedy relief it afforded.
She has since used it whenever necessary
and found that it never fails. For sale BY
A. G. ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

My wife was confined to her bed for
over two months with Il very severe attack
of rheumatism. We could get nothing that
would afford her any relief, and as last
resort gave Chamberlain's Pain Balm II
trial. To our great surprise she began to
improve after the first application, and by
using it regularly she was soon able to
get up and attend to her house work.
Il. H. johnson, of G. j. Knutson & Co.,
Kensingtop, MINI. so cent bottles for
sale by A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

One might as we'll try to stem the
rapids of Niagara, as to expect perfect
health while scrofulous faint exists in
the blood. Through its Alternative and
purifying properties, Ayers Sarsaparilla
removes every vestige of scrofulous
poison from the blood.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
noosters " ant the Rest

"The people Of this vicinity insist on
having Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, and
do not want any other" says John v.
Bishop, of Portland Mills. Indiana. That
is right. They know it TO be superior to
any other for colds, and as II preventative
and cure for Group, and why should they
not insist upon having itS 50 cent bottles
or sale by A. c. Ireland, RI,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

The more Chamberlains Cough Remedy
is used the better it is liked. We know of
no other remedy that always gives salts
faction. 1t is good when you first catch
cold. 1t is good when your cough is seated
and your lungs are sore. 1t is good in any
kind Of IL congh. We have sold twenty-five
dozen OF it and every bottle has given
satisfaction. Stednan d Friedman, drug
gists, Minnesota Lake, Mimi. SO cent
bottles for sale by A. G. Ireland, jr-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
when Your Eye strikes This stop
Nnd Read 1t.

The famous hot springs of Arkansas
world renowned for their health qualities
and asa health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Ia.
citic railway. Sufferers of "la grippe" in
tuenza, asthma and kindred diseases can
obtain relief by vis,. to this famous
ala itA riIln
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
Miles Nerve 4 Liver pills.

Act on new notwithstanding the
liver, stomach and bowels through tn.
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taste
torpid liver, piles, constipation. Un
eq ualed for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, so doses rs cts. Sam
Piles Free, at A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

"There Is salve for every wound"
We refer to DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve,
cures burns, bruises, cuts, INDECENT sores,
as a local application in, tho nostrils it
cures catarrh, and always cures piles.
New Mexico Drug. Store. 4
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

"Did you have good luck getting the
baby's picture taken!"
swell, should say so. He moved, and
so you see have. twice a. many pictures
for the same money"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

"Six days shalt thou labor" says the
great lawgiver. To do good work, man
must he at his best. This condition is
attained by the use of Ayers Sarsaparilla.
1t overcomes that tired feeling, qulckens
the appetite, improves digestion, and
makes the weak strong.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
An Accident.

Two Frenchmen-wild the day and wet
behold modern wonderD
Upon the field of honor met,
And one was killed-by thunder!
New York Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
One Woman,s Easter Ronnet.

From the Portland Daily Press.
"What is the prics of that bennett"
inquired well-dressed woman in Port
land millinary store the other day.
"Where did you get that hat you have
on?' asked the lady-lik clerk blandly.
81 bought it in Boston," said tho wo-
man.
"You did not; you stole it from this store
a year ago. Its price was IS, and you can
pay for it now before you leave this store
said the clerk. $780," e
The woman made a show of indignation
and denied that she had stolen the hat
But the clerk persisted, and finally the
woman paid.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
A Sportsman.

"Why do you throw those fishes back
into the stream, Barkers" "I'm out fol
sport, not fish," said Barber. 1.-THE more
1 throw back the more there are to CATCH
-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

The Order was Impossible.
Mamma Arthur, did you 90 straight to
Sunday school as I told your
Arthur found I'd have to turn cor.
ner, so I went swimming.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
MisguOtaiiOn.

A 10-year-old school girl gave happy
example Of misquotation the other day in
responding to request for her auto
graph:
"Howe'er it be it seems to mo
IT'S only noble to be good,
Kind hearts are more than coronets,
And simple faith than Mormon blood
Youths Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
Broke It On.

II thought the Millions were going to
give large partyf"
-stThey were, but water pipe broke IN the
house"
t"Couldn't II he mendetiW :
"Yes, but the plumber took the house -
part y."-Chicago ater Ocean.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

,Hardacres-You say that Whipple's horse
jumped that ditch' That was a wonderful
Jump.
liuntley-Yes; but It was nothing to the
one Whipple made. He land, d ut least 20
feet farther than the ,rse did.-Tt-Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

Make Ready fer the stage.
II wonder what they do. frat in training
a man for prize fight"
Mrs. Miggs-Why, select play for him,
l should think.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
IL Depends ON tho Bait.

It Depends ON tho Bait.
"Dont you think II little dangerous
for you to 60 fishing when yeu are feel.
ing 90 badly"
"No, the doctor said stimulant was
iust what I needed"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
GOOD Ground for Divorce.

GOOD Ground for Divorce.
What makes you think Mrs. Goodly
should be arrested for biYamy"
"Why, she told me her husband isn't the
same man that he was when she married
him."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
The DAILY New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
Different Now,

"Did Mrs. Livelong marry man
younger than herself!"
Eyes, he was at the time, but they've
been married several years now"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

"Why did you dismiss your washer
woman? Didn't she do good work."
Yes, but she brought back the same
clothes all the time"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

Without doubt Simmons Liver Regu-
lator will cure you. 1t has cured thou
sands.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
Had Studied 1t.

SIS Tumkins familiar with Shake
speare, /"
''Well, should say so. He brought
back my copy with one cover torn off and
the other marked up"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
They Can Settle,

Great Traveler-Th, Chinese make II an
invariable rule to settle ull their debts on
New Years day.
/. American Host-Y-es, but the Chinese
don't have Christmas the week before
New Yort Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

Kind Party-What are YOU crying that
way for, little boy! ,
Little Boy-'Cause it's the only way I
know how to cry.-Life's Calendar. 81
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

"Does your daughter do china paint
ing?"
Mrs. Moneytill-No; so far she has
only done American work.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
A Poor show.

The man who fights Corbett has almost
as poor show as the same man who goes
to see him act.-Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
A Good Remedy.

"Hello, Jones, taking anything for your
coldY"
eyes, I'm taking whisky anu auvfssss
every half hour"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

No pill or nauseating potion, but a
pleasant tonic and laxative is Simmons
Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

The most intelligent people of our COM
munity recognize in DeWitt's Little
Early Risers pills of unequaled merit 70,
dyspepsia, headache and constipation
Very small, perfect in action. New Mex.
leo Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

The breaking up of the winter is the
signal for the breaking up of the system.
Nature is opening up the pores and
throwing of refuse. DeWitt's Ssrsapa-
rilla is Of unquestionable assistance in
this operation. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
(DfteIlcr.

An empty bottle as often brings mes
sage of wreck on land as at sta.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
Jmnure ;HsioO |, Ca Use Of Rheum ntlsn
How 1t SKOhfl BE Treated
to Effect a Perm8nSHt.

cure.
The supreme importance of purifying
the blood and of restoring the diseased
liver and kidneys to healthy action, has
indeed, made this subject one of great
study, the results of which have enabled
us to present 10 the afflicted. Hibbards
Rheumatic Syrup, combination of the
best known remedies. Prepared only by
the Charles Wright Medicine Co., Detroit,
Mich.
By cures unprecedented, it has proven
its right to the title Of the Greatest Blood
Purifier and Kidney and Liver cure ever
discovered" We challenge any medicine
to show an appreciation ut home equal to
that manifested for Hibbard's Rheumatic
Syrup. .
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
A Good Kind or Glass.

"What kind of glasses does Clinker use
since his sight has been failing2"
"Generally champagne, think"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

Employer-William, Mrs. Spriggans
complains that she received only one of
all the bundles she had put up here last
night.
WiIiam-T That's funny, sir. I wrote
"Mrs' Spriggans" on the bundle and put
"Ditto" on each of the others.-Tit-Bts.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

Take Simmons Liver Regulator to re-
move the bile, clear the head and restore
| digestion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

TWO KINDS OF WOMEN
need Dr.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip.
ton those who want to be made
strong, and those who want to be
made we'll. It builds up, invigor.
ates, regulates, and cures.
It's for young girls just entering
womanhood; for women who have
reached the critical "change of
life"; for women expecting to be.
come mothers for mothers who
are nursing and exhausted; for
scery woman who is run down,
delicate, or overworked.
For oil the disorders, diseases, and
weaknesses Of women, "Favorite
Prescription F" il the only remedy
90 unfailing that it can DO guar.
dnssed. If 1t doesn't benefit or
cure, in every case, the money will
be returned.
There's nothing likely to 10
"iust q good"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

A little ill, then little pill. The ill lie
gone the pill has won. DeWitts Little
Early Risers the little pills that cure
great ills. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14

So simple yet always efiicacious in all
bilious disorders is Simmons Liver Regu-
lator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
Usually Are.

Mary bought fountain pen,
Which looked quite too delightful,
But when she tried to write with 1t,
The words she used were frightful.
Warrington News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-14
the MILITARY rosr.

At Santa Fe 10 the oldest military sstab.
hshmsnt on American soil, having been N
almost continuous occupation sincs. l609
when the Spanisrds first established here
their base Of operations Old Fort Navy
vas built by o. 8. soldier In t646 and the
new IUst was occupied few year, l:t:s.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-01
NOTHING BUT DISASTER
Can Be Seen Through Republican
GlaSSes


SENECA FALLS, n. Y, Nov. 3O.-The
Associated Press today interviewed sew
eral leading manufacturers of this lively
manufacturing village on the proposed
new tariff bill. Hugh Spendon, pro-
prietor of the Seneca wooden mills, said
the adoption of the measure would
surely drive him out of business; in
fact, such an event would leave him to
seriously think of going to Yorkshire,
England. to engage in business. James
ii. Gould, head of the greatest pump
works i'll the world, said the adoption Of
the measure would be deplorable; but
he had too much confidence in Northern
Democrats to think that they would
vote for such bill.
A representative of the Gleason &
Bailey knitting mills looked upon the
bill as very dangerous, but did not be-
lieve it could be forced through con-
gress. Frank Wescott, of Wescott Bros.
company, manufacturers of novelties,
said he could not express words strong
enough in condemnation of the pro-
posed law. Walter II Allen, superin-
tendent or the Globe and School Supply
works, said the passage OF such bill
would work great injury TO the indus
trial classes of the country. Harmer
Bros, also manufacturers of globes and
school supplies, were equally emphatic
In denouncing the bill. Those named
are Republicans. Democrats refused
to talk on the subject.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-01
TROUBLE EXPECTED.
Serious Trouble Anticipated
Among Pittsburg Miners.

mOng FlttSDurg Miners.
PITTsBURG, Nov. 3O.-The situation
at the mines of the Pittsburg & Chicago
Gas Coal company at Snowden and Gas
tonville, on the Wheeling division of
the Baltimore & Ohio railroad. is criti-
cal, and serious trouble is apprehended.
At these mines 500 men are employed,
but there are 1,500 more miners idle
within the radius of a few miles.
All the mines in this district have
been closed OH account of the
refusal of the men to accept a Decent
per ton reduction, and tomorrow the
PittsDurg u Chicago Gas Coal company
will make an effort to start with non
union miners. The only demonstra-
ton made by the strikers up to this
time has been by paradeS, but they ap-
pear determined not TO allow the mines
to resume, unless at their terms. An
appeal to the sheriff of Allegheny aud
Washington counties from the operators
resulted in the dispatching of fourteen
deputies to the scene. These officers
are now on guard, and arrangements
have been made to send more at once If
they are needed. The operators say
they are determined to operate their
mines, and to this end went into court
today and secured an injunction against
the strikers restraining them from in
terfering with the companY's workmen
and trespassing on this property. AT a
late hour tonight it was reported that
hundreds of strikers had assembled at
FinlayVille, and were on their way to
the troubled district with the intention
of preventing any men who desired to
work for so cents ton from entering
the respective pits. The cooler heads
on both sides, however, express hopes
that trouble will be avoided
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-01
May EE FOOLED.
No Probability OF a Revolution in
Certain Taxes.

Certain Taxes.
WASHINGTON, Nov. 30.-Those who
have been counting upon an internal
revenue bill to be reported by the Dem
ocratIc members of the committee on
ways and means that would revolution
ize whisky and tobacco tax, may yet be
disappointed. The whole question of
internal revenue has been discussed pro
and con by the committee, and wide
range Of plans eanvaSsed. The question
has been found to be one of the most
difficult of all that the committee has
been called upon to deal with, and, it is
asserted by those in position to know,
that there are members of the commit
tee who have changed their views on
material points since the exchange of
opinion was begun and since their re-
search and investigations have been di-
rected into different channels by fellow
members and outsiders. Itis,known.fOr
instance, that almoSt.all of the members
were favorable to heavy increase of
the tax on whisky and tobacco when
they first met as committee. but it
is now asserted that the views of
many of them have undergone such
radical change upon this question
that it is even d0ubtfuls whether a ma
Jority can be found favorable to any in
crease Whatever upon the present rates
upon these articles. and that if there
should be any increase it will grudg-
lngly be given, and only because the
reduction of duty proposed by the tariff
bill will render it necessary to increase
the collection from internal revenue
sources. The members of the committee
also find reasons of similar character
for hesitating over change in the
tobacco schedule. 1t is asserted the in
1uence Of Secretary Carlisle is being ex-
erted against any material increase of
these revenue rates for the same rea-
sons which are liable to control the
members of the committee. The one
great problem which is agitating ne
committee is that of finding the means
for making good the deficiency which
will be caused by the tariff reductions,
and some of the members are said to
have reached the conclusion that do the
best they may there will still stand i'm
PROJECTIONS of this character when the
bill shall have passed the house, which
will be left to the senate to deal with,
and they count upon many changes. in
the latter body. 1t is even thus early
limited that the senate will report sub
stitute for the entire bill.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-01

principal countries of the world. aggre-
eating: Gold $500. 800 900; silver,
So, 93l, 100000; uncovered paper money,
$4,000, 090. 600. The amount Of gold and
silver used in the United States In the
industrial arts during the calendar yea +
1892 is estimated to have been: Gold,
Sl6,72S, 40S; silver. 50, 1G6. $40.
The coinage of the world for the cal
endar year 1892 is stated to haveIbeea:
Cold, SI67, 9l7, :237; silver. S143. 096. 239.
The production Of the precious metals
in the weird during the calendar Year
1892 IS estimated 10 have been: Gold,
Sl3S. S5l, 600; silver, s196. ass. 500. 81
A brief review is given of the coinage
legislation from 1872 down To- the pres
ent time. He also reviews the course of
silver since 1S4S. The causes of depre-
citation, according to the director were
the decentralization of silver by. Ger
many, and the Scandinavian states. the
suspension of its coinage by the Latin
Union, the Netherlands, Austria, Hun
gary and Russia and the increased pro-
duction of the metal, this last being the
most potent. The report of the Ameri-
can delegates to the Brussels monetary
conference is presented in fnll, aud is
preceded by short account of prior in
ternational monetary conferences.