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'ecially the children of the poor-out of

especially the children of the poor-out of
mischief?
That 1t is thoroughly accredited. sue
cessful, scientific and rapidly spreading
educational device and no mere fad of the
moment seems 10 be an established fact,
as may be gathered from Inquiry among
the leaders of education everywhere in
America, and from all the teachers who.
whether kindergsrtners or not, have come
INTO contact with the system.
lhe kindergarten is no longer an expert
ment. 1t is not now on the defensive,
either on its educational or philarthropic
side. II Is rather for those who
TO show cause for their opposition in
the face OF the almost unanimous approval
OF experts, and the enthusiastic indorse-
ment OF all that part of the general public
who have had the opportunity of becom-
ing familiar with its methods and results.
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SEATTLE
MEDICAL and SURGICAL
DISPENSlRY
CONDUCTED BY.
=. Merrill & Merrill.

u
DrS. Merrill 81 Merrill.
the most widely and favorably known specialists
oa the Pacific Coast The doctors regular
graduates from the University OF the City Of New
York and Of Long Island & oilegs Hospital. Brook
lyn, New ork. and their long experience, REMARK
vi G skiu and universal success in the irsst lent
and cure OF Chronic diseases enttle these emf nent
physicians TO the full confidence Of tho AFFLICTED
everywhere.
40 matter what your complaint. consult these
successful specialists who abs to effect cures
In many that nave be III pronounced Il pelsss
They treat SCIENTIFICALLY and ST C.
CESSFULLf. cure QUICKLY and PER-
MANENTLY PRIVATE. BLOOD AND SKIN
DISEASES, NERVOUS DEBILITY AND SEX
UAL DISORDERS, PILES. FISTULA AND
RECTAL ULCERS, SYPHILIS, GoSORRHEA,
GLEE I. SpermatorrhCea, Seminal Weakness, Los.
Manhood. Night Emissions Decsyed Faculties,
Asthma, Tumors, Eruptions salt Rheum and
Scrufuia HY DRoCELE, VARECoCELE and
STRUCTURES radically snd safely cured withou.
pain or detention from business and cures guaraa-
teed.
All defornlities and impediments TO marriage
quickly removed.
A CERTAIN AND POSITIVE CURE for the
awful effects Of early ICE and the hume yous evils
that follow in its train.
Long experience. with unparalleled success Il
the best evidence OF doctors skill.
DISEASES OFWOMES also receive special
attention. Consult personally the OIL EST and
most EXPERIENCED SPECIALISTS on
the Coast, or write, sending stamp. Consultation
fee and confidential. fremont Block. GA
Front street. Seattle.
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The kindergarten Not n Fad.


4 race that is said to take its ,sIeasures
sad.y-a branch OF which, indeed by in
heritance is inclined to look Eron all
amusenents as sintu.-such a race very
naturally produces many minds Enat can
not help snspectinc the utility ofai. institute
ton Ike the klnderSa-ten. which IN CHIT TO
casual observer seem merely nzcanized
pleasure. TINS kind OF observes see:nl.
for the first time a kindergarten in full
pay" naturally asks himself: tan any,
thing so delightful really be part q = grave
scientific system Of education; .or Is Il
IL rely = pretty way 81! keeping cfz..I-en-
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MINING STOCKS.
EASTERN ETs.
NEW YoRk STOCK EXCHANGE.

NEW Y0EA. jaa. lt-Is4t.ns n etocks dur
Ing TIE s.ost session today was more active
even taaa yesterday. The features OF The dag
wee D.s.4-ie-s al1 Nam attain. aai while trans
actions u the Is>tsr wera by 10 means 20 be
compared 20 those II the former. rs decline was
nearly Is great There occurred the usual drive
81 ptsIlers. but nausual weakness attended
tie transaction and only ,1ss OF per cent.
watch was afterwards increased. The whisky
tTaa. seeuc.u IS are affected by threatened Legs
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@ Hops-Fair demand; firm Pacific coasts %
Coifee-Options closed firm. 2c@a5 points up.
Sales were 2S,5oo bags, Including: January,
$l621(Gl63 0 February, s16.2': May, s.5.75(0l5 60
spot Rl0-Frm and dull; No. z, lie.
Sugar-Raw-Dull and firm: air refining. &c.
centriiugas, 7-lo. fned-Moderstcly active
and firm; of A. 42s@,issc: mould a, 45-l6o
1lttGls+e; cut ,oaf. l-i6(G5l3c: crushed, s. l6
@5}sc; powdered, 4 l5-l6Gotsc; graduated.
4 ll-l60J5c cubes, 4 l5-l6t151sc.
Lead-Quiet domestic, S3o7jx.
Tin-FIrm: straits, $3.50
BOSTON STOCK EXCHANGE
Boston, Jan. l4--Closing:
Atchison ........... Sc burlington :. .... 1919
Mexican Cen. CON-. IL san Diego.
Bell Telephone. .No1 81
IBID.
CHICAGO BOARD OF TRADE
CHICAGO, Jan. 14-Wheat-Strong; opened "a
higher on stronger cables; declined "a on larg,
of rings to realize profits: advanced rs on
heavy buying; closed firm, rs higher IMAM
yesterday. Receipts, $4,000 bushels; ship
ments, LOCO bushels.
Wheat-Firm; Cash, 72e: May, S27Se
Corn-Sttonger; Cash. $40: May, 1870
Oats--tyong; Cash, 3l1ac; May. S55ss4e.
kye-5Il2c.
Barley--e5c
Flax-sl NJ.
Timotny-Sl. 90.
Whlsky-$l35
Pors-stroag; Cash. $50: May, !laoa
Lard-Strong; Cash. $40 s.; May, $ls.75.
Shoulders-s9 s7la110C0
short CIear-Slo. 3UGi0
Short Ribs-Strong; Cash, s9.72la: May,$9 s2}5.
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK. .
CHICAGO. Jan. 14-Cattle-ReceiEts, $500;
steady Good TO prime steers, S.. 25G690: Others,
So 25G5 90; stockers and feeders. s1.2tatl00
Hoga-Receipis, 1I,000; opened ssroug and
closed weak. Rough and common. s7.3097.4);
packing and mixed, s7.lagZ7O: ,,rane heavy
and butchers. s7.71CGZS0; a lew far s7.95;
sorted. light, E.0o9 80: pigs. sG.00(17.2a
Shee3-Receipts, 900: steady. Prime weth-
ers, s. 00ga5O: mixed. 81 25(g4 SIS: western NUT
tons. si.sttG 10: fed Texans. s5.00(9a 05;
MexIcans, S. 1d(Gi.50.
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I,vERETT-sEATrLE- ROUTE

INVERETI-SEATILE -TAtOMA RDI TE-
II The new fast and ccmmodious steamer CITY
OF ARER DEEM, carrying passengers and freight,
viii leave on the following schedule, daily. except
sunday, commencing Friday, Nov. %, 1892: south
bound-Leave Everett, AS a. in Leave MukI!teo
10 M " kdmonds. a. m; arrive Seattle 10: Is
q. M; leave Seattle 1880 a. n: arrive Tacoma
1870 D. III. North bound-Leave acoma, 1880 p
T. m leave Edmonds. 3: 40 p. m: leave Mukiltso
d 80 %. III. arrive Everett, Gas D. sundays
Leave Everett a. Returning, leave seattle
ABB p. III. Iandinge-Everett, Merchants DOCK;
Seattle Baker & COS Dock: Tacoma, y. y. Dock.
Agents Merchants Dock Co, Everett II. w.
Baker & Co. seattle; telephone pa. j. f.. Harmon,
Tacoma: telephone &5S TAOn. :. TEW,
Manager.
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Portland Grain Market.

PORTLAND, Jan. I4-ISpecial. Tho wheat
market shows decided improvement: valley,
$L111LEt7; Walia Walls, $LO7laGL1O per
GENITAL Receipts, 1l,5i2 centais
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T ACoENER ROUTE.
STEAMER FAIRUAvEy.

Leaves City Dock. Seattle. daily except satus-
dAv az 9 D III. for Edmends clinton. Tuia!ip.
Browns Point. Langley, CoUp-vilie, san do fnca.
Oak IIaroOr. LISA ally AMI aconner- Returning
leaves Lsc0nnsr IL. fof Sc tttle. covering sans
TouLa. i. GEEENs Master
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DoRT ANGELES. PORT TOWNSEND, DUN.
geness and seattle route.
TINE
Fast Passenger and Freight Propeller
MONTICELLO.
Commencing Tuesday. November l, 1892.
Leaves daily except Monday As follows: Seattle,
IA NJ; Tow nsend 10 80: arrives Port Angeles
u m Leave. Port Angeles M Port
Townsend 80 p. Ia; arrives Seattle 10 p m
landings City Dock, Seattle: Tiboals DOCK, Fort
Townsend: MoYss's Dock, Port Angeles
HATCH BRoA
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REAL ESTATE SALES.
Transactions Since Lanuarx ~

Real estate transactions from January !, 1893,
are s26as t. There were filed for record during
Afhe week l3S deeds, the considerations aggregat-
ing sl42,e3a. Following Is the record OF the
week by DAYS:
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LIVERPOOL Jan. 1i-W heat-Oferad moder-
atcly. No Red Winter, steady 5s 10d; No. 2
Red Spring. steady, Us Id.
Flour-Ofered moderately and unck anged.
Corn-Ofered sDaringiy. spot, firm. Is Sd:
January, old, firm, 4s 6i4d January, new, firm,
IS 612i; February, new, flrm, Is I'D.
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FOREIGN MARKETS.
FINANCIAL
RREADSTUFFS

LONDON. JAM 14-Bar silver, 925 fine, sgd
consols, esd; Bank of England discosnt rate, 2
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.vEaETT AID sNouoMIsa ROUTE
STEAMER MABEL

Leaves Yasiar's wharf Tuesdays, Thursfeys and
al a. Tor dm 4n4s- AukELeo, IY
e,ett, NaTysvi!Ic, Lowell aHd SaoaOmlsA
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pELnSGHAx BAy INSIDE ROUTE

FARE TO VEEETr, soc
10 -<DHOMI@H 6gc.
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STEAMER wAscC

Wnsfcon And Sehoms. Fajshayen. SazalsA, n
acorses. Fidalgo City, Utssa.3y. Coupavil4e, Lang
ley, CUnlon, Everrit, EGmoadA
STEAMER WAScC
Leaves Hatfeld's dock Tuesdays Thursdays
sn3 saturdays al O'Clock Tickets for sale
o. Clly 1icxss & dice sos secoad street
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Tie Tulca Pacific = the onIv tr48scDat. mental
lae running IVso t4to.lEa trans daily tr3.l ;ns
Northwest - Omaha. hansas Clsy. ~ i.9a.s aal
t-tC a. j. sad al points EasL Modern equip
Ilrut, iA>t time ami me best OF service. Itc.ss
oL4ce 80 second street 4. {. Martin, ase4L
Ladies. 80 to J. J. N.ttwer. o4s Froa: sggsss.
ana lave !o4. nAlE properly attended -
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Drafts-0a sight New York. per 500. % cent?
Sterling bills or LoadoH-di law bank. s. S. 81
ver--Bar<. per ounce, $685. &C. Mexican dol
lars, tt(dlt6taC
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

John L. Stevens, who so ably represented the
United States in the Hawaiian Isla nds. and
whose acts a. American minister were so gen.
orally approved in this country, did not need
to make any additional explanation of his con-
duct at the critical period during which the
rotten remnants Of royalty were supersede d
by an honest intelligent government, but at the
invitation Of the citizens Of his home, Au-
Rusta, Me-. he last night made plain some Of
the circumstances and conditions by which he
was urged to action. In his address there was
nothing but what every student Of Hawaiian
affairs knows to be the whole truth, and
although specious writer's have eudeav ored to
becioud testimony, pervert language, and
disturb the nations in terested, no one
can for . moment doubt the accuracy
Of Mr.. Stevens statements. No one will
ever seriously question his statemen. that
''the monarchy died by its own revolutionary
hand, . suicide Of blunders, incompetence and
corruption" Especially interesting was the
testimony which proved most conclusively that
neither Minister Stevens nor Capt. Wiltse had
any part in the movement which resulted In the
establishment OK the provisional government,
and that the American flag was not raised until
Its elevation was absolutely necessary for the
protection of Hawaii's best interests- For this
use Of the stars and stripes Mr.. Stevens has
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30
TEE srAa pointed out On TUESDAY how India

The star pointed out on Tuesday how India 3
action on silver coinage would embarrass the
silver-producing states, and the news from
those subdivisions Of the republic bears out the
prophecy. Many Of the silver mines have
already been closed, while others must soon
follow the example. Propositions to COM
promise with the men who will thus be thrown
out Of employment are now being framed, but,
they look to q reduction of miners wages
from % to % per day, the chances are all
against their acceptance. The confusion which
IL in sight and the business complications tina:
are already evident will work much injury before
matters can be equitably adjusted 1t is
rumored that many of the big mine owners will
petition the President in behalf of an early ses-
sion Of Congress and when the national legis-
lsture has assembled will insist upon q speedy
repeal Of the Sherman law. Extraordinary as
this movement would seem to be, it is the most
sensible that could be suggested The United
States il now the only great purchaser Of silver,
but it will not be SO for very long, and the
proprietors argue nationally when they say that
It would be much better to divorce politics and
business ut the earliest possible moment
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

II may be that the extra session Of Congress
for which there Is such general demand will not
meet earlier than September, but whether the
delay in assembling is Cue to political consider
atoms or to that empty fear Of excessively un-
comfortable meteorological conditions is not yet
apparent One Of the humorous phases Of the
agitation has been supplied by those statesmen
and would-be statesmen who allege unwilling
ness to visit Washington in summer time, be-
cause they declare it to be the abiding place Of
the excessive insulation. For o long while
Washington was stigmatized as the home Of
malaria and it was the fashionable thing for
men with uncomfortable appetites, pam
pered by official opportunity, to blame
what Washingtonians termed Congress
ional malaria for their indisposition. That
excuse has been threadbsre these many
days and no one uses 1t now, but In its place
are heard references to the terrific summer
heat from which the national capital is sup
posed to suffer. There are few cities in this
country that are more pleasant during the
warm months than Washington. Broad ave-
nues permit the free movement Of cooling
breezes, lofty shade trees cut of the suns
direct rays, while the placid Potomac carries on
its surface cooling influences such as but few
large centers Of population enjoy. There is no
more comfortable city in the country than
Washington, no matter what weather conditions
prevail
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

There was intense strain in the New York
money market yesterday and for some time it
seemed a. though panic was imminens Men
who desired to borrow-no matter how sound
their security-soon discovered that the lenders
were intent on forcing the highest possible rate
Of interest and ~ the demand increased and
the interest sscended so did the shaky feeling
become more generally prevalent. A continu-
alton Of those conditions for two or three hours
longer would doubtless have resulted in several
business failures, but before they were pos
sible Eve Of New York's leading banks agreed
to move to the rescue and this was accom-
pfshed mainly by taking out clearing house
certificates to the extent Of about five millions
of dollars A lender was authorized to go
upon the Stock Exchange and offer money at q
lower rate than then prevailed and an imme-
diate reduction all around was the speedy con-
sequence. Too much praise cannot be given
the men who unselishiy e1erted themselves to
save others. The banks that participated in the
relief movement were in no danger but they
saw that the business interests of the whole
community were threatened and they acted at
once. The example is good one and worthy
al commentator.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

been severely criticised by political antago-
nists, but he has established beyond the reach
Of factious argument the righteousness Of his
act. 1t seemed as though the fallen queen,
assisted by the opium and lottery
rings" might succeed in securing foreign
assistance which would have no regard for the
vast quantity Of American property on the
islands and but little for the lives Of those
Americans who had uprisen to free the beauti-
full and naturally blessed country Of great and
crippled burden. For many years the United
States had claimed q superior interest in Hawaii
and when the minister became aware Of the threat
ening dangers he acted promptly and properly.
That the landing Of the Boston's marines pre-
vented riot and bloodshed is reasonable con-
clusion and that the raising Of the star-span-
gled banner Gained q rising tumult csnnot
be doubted by rational beings
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

The preference thai the President shows
toward young men in making his appointments
is quite natural Young men have energy and
their minds are free from the prejudices Of the
past. Besides young man is not so likely to
have burdened himself with an embarrassing
political record or to have so much that needs
forgiveness in the line Of personalities uttered
in the heat Of a campaign as an older politician
The older war horses have more training, tut
the youngsters are not likely to be quite 80
heavily handicapped.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

Mexico. which is the only country that vies
with the United States in an effort to make a
dollar out Of fifty cents worth Of silver, says it
Mexico has an Asiatic market for its money
which is produced more cheaply than any
other money current in civilization-it may
continue in the fat business for some time
longer. A fan in the price Of silver will not
affect Mexico as 1t does the United States, for
the mining labor is cheap, but the salaries of
federal officials have already suffered reduction
on account Of the increased price Of exchange.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

People really ought to stop talking about
Sweet girl graduates" It's an expression
which always drives an educator wild with an
ger, and makes the parent Of the g. &. e. feel
like kicking some one. Here's q list Of substi-
tutes, all Of which are safe. and one Of which
is usually appropriate: Cultured, intelligent,
fine looking, vigorous mentally and physically,
promising. womanly, gracious, ratiocinative,
energetic, best class on record-N 7. Recorder.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

Robert Buchanan, the Scotch poet and play
writer, prints this remark: 81 have known only
two really sane men in my life, Walt Whitman
and Herbert Spencer" All the other people Of
his acquaintance are Eighty. We must hope
that Buchanan himself isn't ratified, hasn't gone
crazy, hasn't lost his senses, isn't moonstruck,
hasn't a screw loose in his head, never talks
giddily, and is really sane, without even q touch
Of corybancy.-N y Sun,
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An Irish Bull I'm Ausfrnlia.

The following sentence. which was uttered In
the course Of a scientific lecture given by an
Australian, is worthy Of place in any collec-
ton Of bulls" Irish or otherwise: "All along
the untrodden paths Of the past we discern the
footprints of an unseen hand London FIGARO.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

Governor Altgeld says that the newspapers
cannot get through his hide in three weeks
with an AZ, which may be true, but there is no
reason why they may not take advantage of his
open mouth and take all the hide off,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30
EASILY EXPLAINED.

EASILY EXPLAINED.
There is one thing don't understand about
you, said the manager to the new clerk.
''What is that?''
Every time you see a figure 3 you call it
o."
"Oh. that's easily explained"
"How?"
II used to be salesman in the lady's depart
ment of a shoe store"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

tits perhaps a little early but altogether
reasonable that Gov. Mtgeld will not be re-
elected notwithstanding his obvious ability to
crystalline the anarchist vote
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Gov. Altgeld will at least have the satisfaction
Of knowing that his name will make q much
bigger echo in the corridors Of time than any
body ever thought il would.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30
An Objection to Silver.

II some one will adopt silver policy that will
keep a man from loading you down with nine
avoirdupois dollars when you give him $40
bill to change everybody will support it-Chi
cnnO MniI
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

"Kyphosis Bicyclistariun," there may be, but
It had no terrors for the young men who carried
the news from Marlboro to The STAR Office
today.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

1t Is understood that the Colorado silver
mines require vacation, owing to long period
Of over work
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

The quick-process colored pictures that have
appeared in connection with New York Journal
ism place the comic valentine within the reach
Of all
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

The cool wave is a gentle yet pleasing re-
hinder that the ice companies cannot have
things their own way all the time.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

Altgeld's punishment Is swift. Herr Most
has Landed him in an editorial.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

FINANCE AND THE THERMoMErRR.
1t is hard to tell which metal is more remark
ably low just at present, silver or quicksilver.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

In spite Of the reported insecurity Of the
Chicago post office Mr.. Lawler is kept good
while waiting for something to drop.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

The opportunity to throw anarchist mud at
the Illinois democrats has been promptly
seized.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30
SHOOTING STARS.

How the Illinois National Guard must enjoy
having an anarchist for commander-in-chief.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

HIS HOPE OF RELEASE.
'Say, mister" said convict No. xs7, ave
always been orderly, amt I2'
"Yes." replied the guard, "you have"
"Purty good company, too. when get .
chance to be, amt I?''
"Yes."
Don't it strike you that I've been here long
enough for nothin' but BLOWN open safe with
dynamite?"
II don't know about that It's . pretty ~
rious case"
But You see it was . mistake. The dynamite
hghtin' close to the safe was just accidental. I
was after the proprietor, was. My object was
to terrify the red-handed oppressor Of honest
labor into dividin' on the spot
"You didn't expect to find him in his Office at
l O'Clock In the morning. did you?'
THAT amt got anything to do with the case {"
he replied, earnestly. What want to know
is whether you will do me favor"
"fes, il it's reasonable. What do You want?~
"Well, pardner. I'm awful tired of stayin' in
here. 1 wish ye'd circlelate report that I'm
an anarchist"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1893-06-30

Hes rich, she murmured, 81 believe,
And while his style Is very neat,
His sense of grammar, perceive,
Is altogether incomplete.
"Alas, don't see how he can
proper sort Of husband be;
He cannot be a peaceful man
Whose parts Of speech will not agree"
"You have q very fine bump Of location, I"
said the phrenologist.
That's right" was the reply; my house Is
on one Of the finest hills in the country"
"The smoke nuisance bothers rs q great
deel, said the Chicago man.
NC doubt" replied the Washington man
'but you'll find such things everywhere. !
have one myself"
lyon don't say sor'
"ies. My boy has taken to cigarettes."
The hammock is a boon to men,
With bliss-there is no doubt Of it
Amongst its strands excepting when
We're getting in or out Of II.