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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
Dry GOOIS-

NEW YORK. April l3-Business in dry goods
was without general change. As to appear
auce the market was very quiet. but there
was reason to believe that considerable new
business was being done IN staple cotton. as
well as in silk and wool fabrics. though in Il
quiet way. Of course. cotton hhnnels are in
special interest at this time. but there is
enough doing also in certain plain and col
ored cottons 10 lead to expectations of a
wider movement in the near future.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
,CTATE OF MINNESOTA. COUNTY OF

fcTATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
- Ramsey-ss. Probate Court
II, the matter of the estate of Caroline
. Sheire, deceased
Letters TestamentaIy on the Estate of Car
dime Shelre, deceased, late of the County of
Ramsey and State of Minnesota, being
granted to James ii. lamar.
1t is ordered That six months be and the
same is hereby allowed from and after the
date of this order, in which all persons hav-
ing claims or demands against the said de-
ceased are required to file the same in the
Probate Court of said county, for eXamina-
ton and allowance, or be forever barred
1t is further ordered. That the first don
day in November, A. ID. IS9l at 10 o'clock a.
m, at a General term of said Probate Court
to be held at the Court House i'll the City of
Saint Paul. in said county, be. and the same
hereby is appointed as the time and place
when and where the said Probate Court will
examine and adjust said claims and demands:
And it is further ordered. That notice of
such hearing be given to all creditors and
persons interested in said estate by forthwith
publishing This order once i'll each week. for
three successive weeks in The st. Paul DAILY
GLOBE, u daily newspaper printed and pub
lished in said county.
Dated at saint Paul, this 18th day of April,
/ 1893.
BY the Court: JOHN B. OLIVIER,
IL. 8. Judge of Probate.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
Chicago.

CnIcAGo April .-Cattle-Receipts Il. 600:
shipments, 1000: slow, weak; choice steers
s. .2:d5.65: medium. S4s5 @5.15: others
S42504.75: stock steers, S?.5cG92 81; fat COW:
and heifers, S29o03.15.
Hogs Receipts. 10000: shipments, 5000:
market fairly active. 5@10c higher: mixed
6.9lGI7 10; heavy S7.15@Z25; light S6.gO67
Sheep-Receipts. 9.00U; shipments, 500;
market steady; native ewes, 81 5o05 90
mixed. .05 50; grass Texans, 81 90; West
ems s. 2sfn5 60
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

cash quotations were as follows: Flour
unchanged. Wneat-No. , spring, Use; No 3
spring, +. O. b., 6lGb75c: No. = red, 7ec. Corn
No. >, 3g7sc. Oats-No. =. 2eslG129c; No. ,
white no sales; No. white, 52l2c. Rye
No. 2 &c; BarleeyxNo. 2, &c; 10 5, t. 0.
sced-No. /, Sill. Timothy Seed-Prime.
SIG Mess Pork-Per bbl SIG. 750l6. S1l2.
Lard-Per 100 lbs, 81 @l002l2. Ribs-Short
aides (lOosel, S95l6g955; dry sailed shoulders
boxed, $T6I.05. WhiskyEDsstiiiers' fin
ished goods per gal. SlI5. Sugars - Cut
loaf, unchanged. Corn-No 3, 3Sl2e. Re
ceipts-Flour. -, 900 bbls; wheat I67 .000 bu;
corn, 5000 bu; oats, $4,000 bu; rye 1900
Su; barley, 1900 bu. Shipments-Flour
5000 bbls: wheat $4,000 Blu; corn, 5000
bu; oats $4,000 bu; rye, 1900 bu: barley,
1900 bu. on the produce exchange today
lhe butter market was steady. unchanged:
Eggs strong; strictly fresh, 1534GllCc.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
RRfPOIeunl.

NEW YORK. April l3.-The petroleum mar
ket was practically neglec ted. but firm in
tone throughout. Pennsylvania Oil-SpoI
sales none; Nav option sales, 5000 bbls
The only quotation was GJs4c.
OIL CITY, April l3-National transit GER
tificates opened 69c; highest 69ssc; lowest,
60c: closed, 69lsc sales. 10000 bbls: clear
ances. $50 bills; shipments 1866 bbls
runs. -. 800 bbls
PITTsBURG. April ID National transit GER
tificates opened at 6es5c; closed at GJHe; high
est. G9I2c; lowest, 69lsc; sales. 49, coo bbls.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
NEilWaEEEtec Grafn.

MILWAUKEE. April I3.-Flour quiet. Wheat
steady; July, 7s34c; No. >, 6S07Gc; No.
northern, sc. Corn quiet No. ). 59lz@4Cc
Oats steady; No. No. white 3il2135c; No. 3
white. 32l2@3Sl2c. Barley quiet; No. ,, 64l2e
sample. 3s@62c. Rye steady; No. !, 5Jc.
Provisions firm
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
IiYernnnlGra;n.

LIVERPOOL. April 10 - Wheat quiet;
demand moderate; holders offer moderately.
Corn steady; demand moderate.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

DIANO-For sale, $500 Chickering piano
for $500; absolutely as good as new. 32l
Harrington ay
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

WARREN H. MEAD, Attorney.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
R. M. NEWPORT & SON.
INVESTMENT BANKERS,

Loan money on improved property in st.
Paul and Mn edpolis
AtGPer Cent .tOn or Before"
New Ficneer Press Building, st. Paul,
Reeve Building, Minneapolis.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

easy ut 3l2 to 4l9 per cent; last loan, 4; closed
offered nj 1. Prime mercantile paper, COZ
per cent Sterling exchange firm, with actual
business i'll bankers bills ut SiS6leGD
4 SOFA for sixty days and $i.sS@LSsA for de-
mdnd.
CHICAGO. April 13-New York exchange
soc premium. Sterling exchange strong;
siXty-day bills, S4.S6l2: demand, SISSY.
Money lively. at per cent.
Boston Stocks and BOndS-ClOsin@
Prices.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
prIInINn PERMITS

The following building permits were 1ss ued
Yesterday:
j. f. Jacobson. one and one-half-story
frame building. county road between
Dooley and Carter ....... -. 81, 900
j. r. Linden. addition and repairs to
frame dwelling. Beech street, between
Mendoza and Forest. 1000
Four miner permits .... 400
Total, permits -. 81, 30
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
WANTED TO BUY

pICYCLES-Wanted, second hand bicy-
ID cleS. No. Is East Third st.
lash paid for old gold or silver Ill East
~ Seventh ST. Frank A Upham, jeweler.
CTOYE-Secoud-ha cook stove in good
~ order. Address n 81, Globe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
HORSES AND CARRIAGES.

CtARRIAG ES-About half price will buy
~ phaeton, buggy. wagon, pony cart,
surrey or harness; horses constantly on hand,
at st. Paul Carriage Company, corner Fourth
and Minnesota SITS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
New York Mining ssocks-Wes,.
Money Markets.

NEW YORK, April i3.-Money on call was
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
PROFESSIONAL.

M EDiUM-Mme Sandal gives advice on
!; IT1. all business and love affairs without
asking any questions; $1,000 challenge to any
medium or fortune teller that excels her.
Room ). Ais East Seventh St. st. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

LAVE JUST RETURNED from Iowa
Ii with sixty head of horses, consisting of
drivers. heavy draft b orses and farm Mares
This stock can be bought at low figures. II.
G. Farmer. Saltwater MINI.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
MISCELLANEOUS.
WANTED To RENT.

d OOM-Nicely furnished, coy room in
IN private family, where young man tray
cling on the road can make his home when
in the city Address 6S Globe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

For SALE-Canopy top Troy jump seat
L surrey; fancy rig, used very little; cheap.
3C4 Edmund ST
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

Money West End pfd.. e. S3S4
Call loans .5i2@T W est'house Flee. 20
Time loans 49,. jle611 do pfd.... 800. asa
Stocks Wisconsin Cent. i2l3
A., Il. IL 5. F 334 Bonds
Amer. Sugar pfd .lU,Ss Atchison IS. 800. 50
do pfd.. -. % do 4s...... Slls
Bay State Gas lIL I*New England Is. l00ls
Bel Telephone. $50 lGeneralElee. 5s.. 0S
Boston x Albany. 2l7l2 Wis. Cent. lsts.... SSA
B. IL Maine l53l2l Mining Shares
~do ptd ..l45 Allouez Ming C 50 00l3
c.. b. q g.. 94SI Atlantic,...
Fitchburg pfd . 81 Boston d Mont. 2ji4
Gen Electric. .l0CIs Butte Il Boston. SS4
Illinois Steel. 80. 81 Calm. Il iecla. ST.
Mexican Central 10 centennial. . S34
\. y. Il n. Eng. 5l7Sl Franklin. ..... 1914
Old Colony I96 Hearsarge .....
Or. Short Line. =. 10 Osceola. ........ 1894
Rubber .......... 55l2l Quincy. ....... 125
san Diego. Is Santa Fe Cop. 5
Union Pacific. 37SS lTnmarack... J 60
West End ..... ia
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
Miscellaneous.

miscellaneous.
w HELLER g. HOWELL. real estate; list
w bargains withthem Pioneer Press Bldg.
VIZ ANTED TO BUY-City real estate for
w cash; state lowest price and descrip-
ton. Lock Box No. 2547
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
ACCOUNTANTS.
BOARD WANTED

II Nj. TEMPLE, 81 Germania Life Insur
III. ance Building. expert and audit WORK
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

A NY amount of money loaned Oh horses,
IA carriages, furniture. pianos. watches.
diamonds. etc. at nehaIf the usual rates;
can be paid back by installments, and at any
time to suit your convenience thereby reduc-
ing cost of carrying loan; all business private
and honorably transacted. j. L. Strauch,
Room 10, Globe Building
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

BOARD Room and board wanted by gem
y tleman, not to exceed $50; references
given Address V u.s. Globe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
Government and state Bonds

Government bonds easier State bonds
dull.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
BOARD OFFERED.

EOARD OFFERED.
DOARD-Nice front room. with board, for
ID two; also table board, at 10 East
Ninth st.
DOARD = Large alcove and one small
ID room, also board. 633 Wabasha st.
DOAkD-Furnished rooms and board ;
I'D bath and gas. 254 Fifth, corner Smith
Dos A NICE MEAL visit Grand Central
l. Hotel. corner Seventh and Wabasna
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

RANK STOCKS a specially; bonds. COM
- mercial paper. mortgages. securities
bought and sold. George W. jerks, Invest
ment Banker, Minnesota Loan and Trust
Building Minneapolis
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

LINE HOUSEHOLD GOODS at your
L own price, Friday and Saturday, at 800
Nelson nv
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

ONE. HUNDRED HEAD Of fne-bred
" horses ana mares; must be sold in ten
days; we have a carload arriving daily; spe-
ciai bargains to shippers. j. Barrett 20 Sec
ono st. north, Minneapolis.
w or three horses. about
w LOO pounds. seven or eight years old.
James Smith, 704 Payne av.
COO 90 WILL buy a good work mare;
.D%Os'JO $4,000 takes q good driver:
also four single harnesses. 5o5 Temperance
ST.. near Grove
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
LOST AND FOUND.

THE PARTY who took the umbrella at
j. the postofice yesterday afternoon is
knownand VIII save trouble by returning it
at once TO this office.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

HORSES AND CARRIAGE-A pair of
Il handsome black horses, set of silver
mounted harness. and one of the finest car
riages in the city VIII be sold for 500; the
horses recently sold for $1,000; will be sacri-
feed for $500; the carriage cost $500 and will
be sold for $3.50; the 500 can be had
for $50; the owner must leave the city at
once, hence the bargain. Address Mr.. Frank,
care Globe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

Total, permits $500 ......., -. go. 81, q
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14
FOR SALE.

DOR SALE-Furniture and lease of first
l. class lodging house cheap for cash; big
profits Inquire 800 Jackson ST., Economy
Hotel.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-14

CTORES-For rent, four large light stores
~ with light and dry easements The St
Paul Trust Co., No. III East Fourth st.
StTORE-For rent, fine large store, corner
- University and Dale: good location for
grocery or drug stores. Apply n. Weller.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1893-11-15
Boston Produce,

MONDAY, December 4, 1893.
The quotations given below represent
prices obtained by receivers for wholesale
lots (not jobbing prices and are intended to
represent actual sales:
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1893-11-15

THE breaking strain of an inch rope
is 5000 pounds.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1893-11-15

After a hard struggle tariff reform Is di-
rectly before us, Nothing so important claims
our attention, and nothing so clearly presents
itself as both an opportunity and aduty-an
opportunity to deserve the gratitude of our
fellow citizens, and a duty imposed upon us
by our oft-repeated professions and by the
emphatic mandate of the people. After full
discussion our countrymen have spoken in
favor of this reform, and they have contided
the work of its accomplishment to the hands
of those who are solemnly pledged TO 1t,
Manifestly, If we are to aid the PEG pie di'
rectly through tariff reform, one of its most
obvious features should be a reduction in
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1893-08-15

Outing for August opens with a
clever sketch, "Under False Pre-
tenses," from the pen of Louise Mitch
ell. Differing broadly from the aver
age love story, this possesses a strength
and power to interest the general
reader, too seldom found in holiday
literature. Other notable features of
an excellent number are "Our Sailor
Soldiers" history of the Naval Mi
litia movement in the United States,
by Everett Merry; "a Family Camp
in the Rockies" by Charlotte Como
yer; "The Madam's Chicken Shoot"
by Ed. M. Sandys; "Past Suburban."
by Francis Trevelyn, and "The Races
for the American Cup" by Capt. John
Knealy. Many other good things
about cycling, fishing and travel conf
plete most interesting and finely H.
lustrated number.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1893-08-15
wedding Ceremony Precautions.

There are certain precautions in
cumbent upon the would be bride
and groom and their friends by the
close observation of which they may
hope to give the final slip to the i'll
luck which would appear to be lying
in wait to devour them. They must
not open an umbrella in the house,
even though they have seen the mis-
chievous bridesmaids pour quantities
of rice into it's case. On the con-
trary, they owe it to their hopes of
future happiness to provide all the
rice and old shoes they can get. A
horseshoe must be hidden in the
flowers beneath which the ceremony
is performed, and wishbone must
keep it company. Of course the
bride must wear
Something old and something new.
Something borrowed and something blue.
II one of the couple can manage on
the way to the ceremony to catch
sight of a spider, a toad or a wolf, he
or she may congratulate himself or
herself. On the other hand, it would
be well to send an accommodating
friend ahead to put out of the way
such unlucky objects as a monk, a
hare, dog, cat, lizard ora SER
pent. If a raven croaks above the
bridal party, it will save trouble to
give the whole thing up. If either
one trips on the way to the church,
the stepsmust be retraced, and final
ly, when the portal is reached, both
bride and groom must put the right
foot first on the step of the church
New York Sun.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1893-08-15
DIGGING posTHoLEs BY LIGHTNING.
A Man From Colorado Gives an Indianap
oils Hired Man Some Points.

A Man From Colorado Gives an Indianap-
oils Hired Man Some Points.
The man with the gingerbread
beard was watching his neighbor la
boriously digging postholes.
"They didn't dig 'em that way out
in Colorado where / lived, said he.
The neighbor, who was a hired
man. dropped his patent digger, :"
looked around to see if his employer
was visible, found he was not, and
took seat on the ground, ready to
listen. "How did you work it2" he
asked. by steam9'
''Steam2" said TIE man with the
ginger beard. Nav. Done it by
lightning"
'Lightuing2"
'Yas. You see, in the part of the
state / was in they is no metals of
any kind in the ground and no trees.
I've often watched the lightning ca
vortin around in the heavens fer a
hour at time, jist achin fer some
thin to strike at, but not bein able
to do so, cause they wasn't nothin it
could take start at. No attraction,
you see. Well, one day was a-sweat-
in away, just like you would be if the
boss was around now, when a old
feller that lived there before / come
come along and says he'd show me a
scheme to save all that work. You
can bet / was willin, so he sends me
to the house fer bag o tenpenny
nails, and he plants nail in every
place / had marked fer a hole. They
is storm comm, says he, and if /
hain't mistakened, she is a-goin to do
the job in one whirl' / didn't say
nothing, fer, honest, / thought he
was crazy, an I lowed I'd better hui
NOR him.
''After he got the nails all planted
he dragged me away to a safe dis
tance an told me to watch her work.
Pretty soon the storm come along,
with more thunder an ightnin in it
than you will see here in a month o.
Sundays. Directly it got over them
nails. Then-bliff !-blam! 1t went
to pluggin away at them there nails
stuck in the ground, the most de-
lighted lightnin you ever see to git
somethin to shoot at. And ev'ry
time she hit there was the neatest
posthole dug out you ever see. l did
haf to trim few of 'em up with
spade, but as gineral thing they was
as neat as a body would want to look
at. Natur is mighty useful if you
know how to handle her."
The hired man said "Goshl" and
resumed work in the automatic man
ner of one in dream.-Indianapolis
journal.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1893-08-15
Quite q shrewd Woman.

You can depend on a woman to
do the wrong thing when there Is
a right way and wrong way in
which to do it. A well known gen.
/ tleman who has of late been hRr.
tassed by the visits of reporters at all
hours Of the night said yesterday:
"A few nights ago at 2:S0 a. m.
mE doorbell rang vociferously, and ]
shids to myself, There are some of
those reporters again, and then ]
told my wife to answer down and
tell them if they really were report
.ers that was not at home, but in.
stead she ascertained who the visit
ors were and then called up to me
loudly, Yes, they are reporters sure
enough Well, you see that gave
me away, and 1 had to come down, y
and after pause he added, "But
our interview was short. Louis
vile Commercial.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1893-08-15
A Puxzled Man From the Interior.

A good story is going the rounds
against the members of the legal
profession. In certain community
a lawyer died who was a most pop
ular and worthy man, and among
other virtues inscribed upon his
tombstone was this, "A lawyer and
an honest man."
Some years afterward a conven
tion was held in the town, and one
of the delegates, being of a senti
,.RAental turn, visited the silent
1ity," and in rambling among the
tombs was struck with the inscrip
ton, "A lawyer and an honest man.
He was lost in thought, and when
Nun upon by fellow hayseed who,
EnQicing his abstraction, asked if he
had found the grave of a dear friend
or relative, said;
mo, but am wondering why they
came to bury these two fellows in
the same grave. Exchange.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1893-08-15

had curious lubricating expert
ence few years ago that would
Ike to put on record. The machine
q that gave me the trouble was for ex-
perikental purposes, for what pur-
4ke 1t matters not The trouble lay
the fabrication of shaft that
#hzd to make 1000 revolutions per
minute. It was about At inches in
<iiameter, with journals from to 9
inches long and carried weight of
~ 300 pounds.
The thing simply wouldn't run
cool We cut oil grooves in the
boxes; we scraped them; we used
every kind of metal that we could
tNhk Of; we hitched on pump and
pumped gallons of oil through those
bearings, and yet in from five to ten
minutes they would commence to
heat, and nothing seemed to be able
to stop it but the stoppage Of the
machine.
- One day in a fit of despair we put
ssoapsuds In the tank instead ef oil
anu Sod1 tSeh W pump 1ntso IL. 4 1SSeO
The bearing had found the food for
which it was craving and proceeded
to do its work with the cheerfulness
of an old campaigner. 1t seemed
that it was not so much the quantity
of lubricant that was needed as a
x4Kular and continuous supply.
The oils that we are able to use had
"a consistency that untitled them for
reaching the remote points under the
rapidly revolving bearings, so it heat
, ed, while the soapy water was thin
enough to be forced over the entire
surface and keep everything all right.
/ presume there are oils that would
] have done the same thing, only we
did not happen to get hold of them.
But if you ever attempt to use water,
remember that you will need it all
the time and in large quantities.
Railway Review.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1893-08-15
A Time for Patriotism.

The whole country is facing strenu-
Gus circumstances. A war of COM
mercial distrust has been declared.
The presence of distrust 10 felt, not
only in Wall street, where the bears
hold sway, but in the remotest quarter
where industry is carried on.
At such time internal discord is
akin to treason. The man who aids a
financial panic ranks in meanness next
to him who gives encouragement and
comfort to an armed enemy. The Re-
publican statesman who announces
that he will not lend his counsel to the
times because the Democrats are
charged with the duty of solution,
may be shrewd partisan, but he is not
a sincere and broad-minded lover of
of his country. The Democratic pub
lie man who has no time for helpful
word or deed because the Sherman law
was passed by Republican votes, is un-
worthy of the trust which his fellow
men have reposed in him.
This il time for patriotism.
He who says other banks have gone
Democratic, is vile partisan, void OF
patriotism.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1893-08-15
A Roland For His Oliver.

Theodore Hallam was standing on
the steps of the Covington postof-
fee when an old colored man came
up and touching his hat asked:
kin you tell me is dis de place
where dey sells postage stamps2"
"Yes, sir; this is the place." re-
piled the lawyer, seeing chance for
a little quiet fun, "but what do you
want with postage stamps, uncle"
ITO mail a letter, sab, of co'se."
"Well, then, you needn't bother
about stamps. You don't have to
put any ON this week"
II don't2"
mo, sir"
why for not2"
"Well, you see, the conglomera-
ton of the hypothenuse has differ
entiated the parallelogram so much
that the consanguinity doesn't emu
late the ordinary effervescence, and
so the government has decided to
send letters free"
The old man took off his hat dubi-
ously, shook his head and then with
a long breath remarked:
"Well, boss, all dat may be true,
an l don't say it amt. But just
s'posen dat de ecksentricity of de ag.
gregation Observation-Disclosures de ig-
nominiousness of de puppendickeler
and sublimites de puspicuity of de
consequences, don't you qualifcate
dat de government would confisti-
cate dat dere letterf guess I'd jest
better put some stamps on anyhow
fer luck"
And he passed solemnly on.-Cin-
uunari UuznineraAi y uazert1.