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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27
Her Mistress Clothes


0 sweet Fifne, divinely fair,
Igazed upon thee at the ball
The shadows gloomed upon thy hair,
And thou vert so superbly tall.
I gazed upon thee from afar,
And worshiped humbly, lovely maid,
As if thou vert some perfect star,
Whose light in distant heavens played.
think could have loved thee then,
My heart leaped up so full of life;
felt that he would be of men
The happiest who could call thee wife.
My heart, fair maid, to thee had strayed,
And chung as bee to some wild rose;
But knew thou vert lady's maid,
All dressed up in your mistress clothes.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27
Miles Nerve Il Liver Pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedily cure billiousness, bad taste
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
'equaled for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, so doses rs cts. Sam.
pies Free, at A. C. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27
A Landslide, Very Marked Results.

"A LandsIfde, very Marked ResuIts.
The term landslide usually conveys in
telligence of disaster, whereby many are
killed, but this is used to indicate the
enormous sales of DR.. Miles Restorative
Nervine, remedy that is daily saving
the lives of thousands who are suffering
from nervous disorders. 1t cures palpi-
tation, nervous prostration, headache,
backache, spinal diseases, hysteria, i'll
effects of spirits confusion of mind, ETC.,
and builds up the body surprisingly.
Brown & Maybury, Cortland, N. Y, say
one patient used Nervine and gained
fifteen pounds of flesh. Sold by A. G.
Ireland jr., the druggist, on a guarantee
Get q book free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27

ALWAYS OPEN the offer maoe
by the proprietors of DR.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy. It's . reward of
$500 cash for an incurable case of
Catarrh. The only question is-are
you willing to try it, if the makers
are willing to take the riskp
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27

"There is salve for every wound
We refer to DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
cures burns, bruises, cuts, indolent sores
40 a local application in the nostrils il
cures catarrh, and always cures piles
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27

The most intelligent people of our COM
munity recognize in DeWitts Little
Early Risers pills of unequaled merit for
dyspepsia, headache and constipation.
Very small, perfect in action. New Mex
leo Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27

In consequence Of winter diet and lack
of open air exercise, the whole physical
mechanism becomes impaired. Ayers
SarsapariIla is the proper remedy, in the
spring of the year, to strengthen the APP
petite, invigorate the system, and expel
all i'm purities from the blood.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
Not Excessively Modest.

He-Your friends say you would not
marry the best man in tho world.
She-They are wrong. would marry
the best man in the world.
He-All right, then; am ready and il
only remains for you to name the day.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27
She Was Positive.

He-You seem to be positive that I
love you. What makes you so sure'
She (conhdingly)-It is the only thing
on which mamma and papa have ever
aQreed.-Vogue.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27

Bad complexion indicates an unhealthy
state of the system. DeWitt's Little
Early Risers are pills that will correct
this condition. They act on the liver,
they act on the stomach, they act on the
bowels. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27
salesman.

1t is only of late years that rheumatism
has been treated rs blood disease But
that this is correct theory is proved by
the extraordinary success attending the
use of Ayers Sarsaparilla, in this painful
and very prevalent malady. 1t seldom
fails of radidal cure,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27
ABOVE EVERYTHING ELSE

DR.. PlerCe'S Golden
Medical Discovery
purifcs the blood.
By this means, it
reaches, builds up,
.and invigoratcs ev'
cry part Of the sys-
TEN. For every
blood-taint and dis
order, and for ev'
cry disease that
comes from an in
active liver or i'm
pure blood, it is the
only remedy SO sure
and effective that it
can be guaranteed
If the " Discov-
cry I" fails to bene-
fit or cure. in every
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27
4. i. MORRISON.
Register,

The breaking up of the winter is the
signal for the breaking up Of the system.
Nature is opening up the pores and
throwing off refuse. DeWitt's Sarsapa-
rilla is of unquestionable assistance in
this operation. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27
An Easy settlement.

1.-THE last time I saw Trotter he was
deeply in love with two girls. How did
be settle the matteri"
"Oh, easy enough-only one would have
him."-Vogue.
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Had Set the Example.

Sourboy-Sir, you are on my feet!
Gailey-Well, it seems to me that you
are the last person to complain.
Sourboy-And why, pray9
Gailey--Why, you've certainly been on
them yourself for the past 40 years. Dos
ton Courier.
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Not. In 1t.

Why does the young man in the corner
talk SO much of our smart set, Mr.. Van
Wlther? Is he member
No; that is why he talks as if he were.
Vogue,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27
Bright.

Wiggs-What lot of bright things Dob
son always has to say!
Diggs-Yvs. Dobson must be great
reader, and remembers pretty much every
thing he reatls.-Sonerville. Journal
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Appropriate.

Customer-Why do you refer to this fold
ing bed rs "she?"
Cerk-Because, sir, there is No danger Of
It's shutting up.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27
WOman's Singular Oyersi

Simmons Liver Regulator has never
been known to fail to cure dyspepsia.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27

Elder s. s. Beaver, of McAllisterviile,
Junlatta Co., Pa, says his wife is sub ject
to cramps in the stomach. Last summer
she tried Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhra Remedy for it, and was much
pleased with the speedy relief it afforded.
She has since used it whenever necessary
and found that it never fails. For sale by
A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27

So easy in its action, harmless and
effectual in relieving is Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27
1t Takes Material.

Let's see, said the lady, how many
yards are there hereS
Fourteen yards, madame, answered the
salesman.
Enough for dress!
Quite enough.
Then give me fourteen yards more.
For another dress!
No, for the sleeves.
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Immense. That's What They All say.

It is customary in these later days to
express our perfect satisfaction with a
thing by saying Its immense!' It's SO
expressive that nothing can be added.
Geo. l.. Fink, Philadelphia Pa, says, "My
wife has been taking your New Cure for
the Heart and says it is immense! She
has not been troubled with pain or smoth-
ering spells since using it," Jno. l..
Roberts. Slatington, Pa, says he is Is
years old, and has suffered from heart
disease over 40 years. Was treated with
out avail by prominent New York physi-
clans; grew constantly worse; took DR..
Miles New Heart Cure and YVES COM
pletely cured. Sold by. A. c. Ireland. jr,
on guarantee.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27

The more Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
is used the better it is liked. We know of
no other remedy that always gives salts
faction. 1t is good when YOU first catch
cold. 1t is good when your cough is seated
and your lungs are sore. 1t is good in any
kind of congh. We have sold twenty-five
dozen of it and every bottle has given
satisfaction. Stedman g. Friedman, drug
gists, Minnesota Lake, MINI. SO cent
bottles for sale by A. G. Ireland. ir
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27

A WOman's Singular Oversight
The deed is done-upbraid her not,
"Twas mailed before she knew it.
She wrote the letter and forgot
To add postscript to it.
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Fashionable, at Least.

She has promised to marry him. Is
she in love with him?
Oh, no, what ever failings she may have,
she isn't vulgar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27
An Unexpected Turn

Simmons Liver Regulator has never
been known to fail to cure sick headache.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27
THE vEGETARIAN's FEAST

THE VEGETARIAN FEAST.
In greening meadows romps the wanton
COW,
A vernal odor permeates the breeze,
Suburban residents rejoice, and now
For spinach, dandelion and green peas!
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She Thanked Him.

He arose in the car and proffered his seat
To a lady who entered the door;
She took it and gave him the thanks that
were meet,
And he fell in faint on the floor.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27

When you find yourself on poverty Is
brink,
And of hope you behold no ray,
How pleasant it is to sit down and think
OF the money you've thrown away.
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The Barber Didn't Smile

Barber latter shaving poet)-Hair cut?
Poet-No.
Barber-Why do you let your hair grow
so long! .....
Poet-I'll tell you if you won't mention
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27

Simmons Liver Regulator has never
failed to relieve costiveness, and blind or
bleeding piles.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27

Where the Complaint Originated
When Eve had made free with the fruit OF
the tree,
- And returned to the shade of her bower,
Said Adam to her, will you come out with
And stroll through the groves for an
houri
She curtained her face with her tresses
and sighed
A sigh that seemed born of despair
And in faltering accents to Adam replied:
can not, I've nothing to wear.
Since then it is common for women to
say,
When they think their apparel's thread
bare,
And their husbands invite them to con-
cert or play,
can't go, for I've nothing to wear.
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VCrnal Verse.
HERE AT LAST.

HERE AT LAST.
The swallows have arrived and we may
sing
A merry carol, all our sorrows past,
Amending Thomson thus; "Hail, gentle
spring,
Ethereal mildness, thou art here at last!'
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Song.
I know not where,

Song.
I know not where,
My lady fair,
In river, lake or sea,
The Isle of Peace may be;
But here at morn, at noon, at night
With thee, my very souls delight,
Is peace for me.
know not where,
Ny lady fair,
BY mountain. plain or lea,
The Vale of Rest may be;
But there beneath the sunny skies,
That smile upon me from thine eyes
Is rest for me.
know not where,
My lady fair,
Beyond that purple sea,
The home called Heaven may be;
But here to drink the strains divine,
That sing thy souls response to mine,
Is Heaven for me.
Chicago News
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-04-27

My wife was confined to her bed for
over two months with Il very severe attack
of rheumatism. We could get nothing that
would afford her any relief, and as last
resort gave Chamberlain's Pain Balm a
trial. 10 our great surprise she began to
improve after the first application, and by
using it regularly she was soon able to
get up and attend to her house work.
i. II. johnson, of G. j. Knutson Co.,
Kensingtop, MINI. so cent bottles for
sale by A. G. ireland, jr.
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Barber-I won't give it away.
Poet lin whisper)-Well, then, I'll tell
you. I let it grow because l can't pre-
vent it from growing. -,
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Tickets
copy OF beautiful Illustrator
Nearest Agent ssAa Fs rassn
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All dressed up in your mistress clothes
The morning call., 1893-05-18
HE WILL RESIGN.
Veterans Home to Lose
a Director.
c. A. Fuller Elected to Fill the
Vacancy Caused by Colonel
Royce's Resignation.

81 have been n member of this board of
directors for little over year now," said
Director HYDE at the meeting of the board
of directors of the Veterans Home last
evening, ''and during that time | have
tried TO 90 my duty as l understood 1t,
although some OF the newspapers don't
seem to think so.
Just as soon as this investigation Is
ended | intend to sever all connections
with the Grand ..rmy of the Republic. the
Loyal Legion and the Veterans Home nj
Yountvile."
This outburst Was brought on by the fact
that Director Diehl wanted TO postpone
the election of new member of the board
to fill the vacancy caused by the resigns a.
lion of Colonel E. K. Royce. When Mr..
Dichl said that lie did not think new
mem Der should be appointed till the inves-
tigating committee had finished their work
Director Hyde jumped up and declared
that there was ''nigger in the fence
somewhere and he wanted TO know where
1t was"
1t looked sQually for a minute. but af-
fairs SOON calmed down.
1t was decided that the election should
he held. as the bylaws OF the association
state that in case OF any vacancy In the
board Il new member shall be temporarily
selected by the board until such time as
the association meets again and elects n
permanent member.
When the ballots were counted it was
found that COmrade G.. A. Fuller was
drawal from the investigating committee.
as n resolution WAS passed soma time ago
that no member Of the beard OF directors
could serve on that committee.
The morning call., 1893-05-18
THE OLYMPIC CLUB
1t Is Now Without It's
President.
A TEN-DOLLAR ASSESSMENT
Levied to Pay Off the Debt-A Re.
minder of the Circus MaximuS
Banquet.

The directors of the Olympic Club held
very lengthy meeting last evening.
There were present Stow, Redding. Trent,
Forsyth. Kolb. Macarthur, McElroy and
Russ.
William Greer Harrfson's resignation
was read and accepted. A successor was
not appointed. but probably at the next
meeting q new president will be named.
Mr.. Russ desires it stated that he has
never had any desire for the Office and
would not accept it under any considera-
tion. AS Mr.. Vanderlyn Stow has de-
cined the Office there is at present no can
didate in the minds eye of the directors
who will accept of the position.
The Indebtedness accruing from the
Circus Maximus is, as THE CALL stated
on Tuesday, SS070. AS the paraphernalia
of the circus will realize about S3275 tho
club will loose s5425 on the Roman .pecu-
lation.
To clear off the entire Indebtedness of
the club for which object the Circus Maxi
mus was introduced. the directors decided
last evening to levy an assessment Of $40
on the charter, life and active mem bers.
As there are 10000 members all told the
assessment will clear the club Of It's entire
Indebtedness.
The assessment will be levied imme-
diately, and the directors are now in hopes
that each and every member will respond
willingly and as quickly as possible. The
meeting was of a very quiet nature, and
n resolutions were passed regretting the
Presidents resignation.
The juvenile class will be discontinued
in June and July and the ladies' class will
be discontinued from May 1 until further
notice. This rule was made on account of
the coming holidays.
The morning call., 1893-05-18
LOST BY EBRIGhT.
The Angels Capture a Close Game
At Los Angeles.

Los ANGELES, May 1.-THE game to-
day between the San Francisco and Los
Angeles mines was exciting from the be-
ginning to the end and but for Ebright's
costly errors would have been won by the
visitors The score was tied In the third
and in the eighthiinnings. and it was any,
body's game until the very last man was
put out. San Fran cisco had the best of it
until the eighth inning, when after one
run had been scored. two men had been
retired and the bases were full, Ebrights
muff Of an easy fly let in two runs. The
Angels got their other run in from third
base before McCauley, who was at the bat,
was put out. These four runs tied the
score. and the one in the last inning.
caused primarily by Ebright's tumble Of
an easy gr0under. won the game Tor the
Angels by score of 10 to 9. Following is
the score:
The morning call., 1893-05-18
RAIN OF HONORS
On Berkeley University's
Grandest Day.
TWO COLLEGES FOUNDED
Ninety Three the Largest Class Yet.
Almost Hundred Graduates.
The Banquet.

Tha class OF 1898 had perhaps the most
Interesting commencement yesterday that
DVrke!ey has ever known. There were
some very sensible changes in the usual
aIoeIamme and one in particular was the
nsiiIng OF the speeches and essays almost
en'Feiy to the graduating students. the
"', ..lni only being allotted one.
ne day was pleasant enough although
ilae overcast. but that did not prevent
i ign people from attending to crowd the
yers non gymnasi am, where the exercises
lrS held.
thsv grounds were never as beautiful as
enorob this year. and the air was clear
Golden 10 give good view toward the
San - te. There is no outlook about
the az lcfsco grander than that toward
versl,, rance 10 the harbor from the uni
- grounds.
p"rihon Gymnasium was tastefully dec
0t"tea ~ s with the college colors in streamers
- olae and gold ana profuson of palms
uther greens from the censeryatories.
rttie uttie before 1890 A. NJ the Board OF
5ss9.SihIs, distinguished invited guests, the
ely y. members of the alumni and the
sA"uuatlnE class met as is the old custom
The morning call., 1893-05-18
THE VETERANS HOME.
The Committee Takes Evidence as
to Evils and Remedies.

The Committee Takes Evidence as
to Evils and Remedies.
The committee appointed by the board
of directors of the Veterans Home at
Yountville to investigate the present man.
agement and suggest means OF improve
ment met last evening at the office of Con-
eral Barnes and spent the whole evening
in taking testimony. There were present:
Chairman S. j. Loop and General Barnes.
Jerome Deasy. a. c. Thatcher. Magnus
TAFT and A. G. Fuller.
The late Conmandant, E. r. Merrimap,
the present Medicai Director. DR.. p. j. Ait
kin, and Major w. r sParnell were exam
ined and gave their views at length.
The testimony went 10 show that the
management was and has long been very
lax, and that this was nearly entirel v
owing TO the fact that there was no system
about it and that none of those in charge
could at any particular time tell where
they were al, as far as their authority
went. There has never been any system
of keeping accounts nor any proper su-
pervision over the reception and lnspec-
ton OF supplies furnished 10 prevent
frauds.
Another important point emphasized was
that there has never becn any proper avs
TEN of discipline. The committees pur-
board good plan for properly controlling G
accounts and disciplini1g the inmates.
The meeting adjourned until Monday
evening, when 1t is expected to have some
expert testimony as to the means em-
pioyed by the cOmmissary department OF
the United States army to inspect supplies
furnished them and prevent fraud.
The morning call., 1893-05-18

presented with a handsome badge in ac-
know edgment of his service to the yete-
rams of California.
The following officers were elected for
the ensuing wear: Colonel Charles l.. Tag
lor, commander; H. J. Burns, vice.
commander; Captain Charles LIE Breton,
financial secretary; E. N. Shook, record
ing secretary; finance committee-COlonel
G. w. Granniss, Major j. E. Miller ana
Sergeant II. F. Muller.
After the adjournment of the meeting
the veterans retired in body TO their
banquet hall and held their annual meet
ing around the festive board. During the
festivities, at which 40 mem6 6ers were
present. Captain Charles p. LIE Breton and
Edward T. Foley were presented with
trophies in recognition of their services.
Toasts were responded to by General
Dickinson. Colonel Sullivan. E. n. Shook,
Captain S. Biumeuberg.. Corporal T. j.
Carroll. Veteran Benedict, DR.. Frazer, and
many others.
The morning call., 1893-05-18
COAST GOSSIP.
There Is Fight for the Patronage in
WasfiinptOn

WASHINGTON, May III. W. Bristow
of Portland has flied lis application at
the Treasury Department for appointment
as Inspector of immigration, and William
ID. O'Toole of Hamilton, WASH, as Chief
of Division of the Second Auditors office.
There is quite fight between Washing
ton Democrats for the control of the
patronage of that State. John Collins of
Seattle, Hugh Wallace and Colonel Greggs
OF Tacoma a are hers and each one is striv-
ing to capture the plums. Wallace's only
prestige seems to be that he is Chief JUS
tice Fuller's son-in-iaw, and John Collins
will probably control the appointments.
Among to-day's arrivals are the follow
ing: R. A. Borand, d. c. Wilson of San
Francisco. H. E. Wylie of Oakland. Frank
Keyes of Los Angeles. Mr.. and Mrs. T.
Forman of San Francisco.
A number of postoffice inspectors were
dropped from the rolls to-day owing TO
insufficient appropriations. among them
being William C. Boutelle of the San
Francisco division.
The following postmasters were ap-
pointed to-day: California, Angels Camp,
Calaveras County, Frank r. Jasper, vice
T. G. Peachey resigned; Bridgeport,
Mono County, Ella E. Brady, vice A. f.
Branes resigned; Chinese Camp. Tuol
umne County, Saul Norris. vice E. T. Wade
resigned; Ell Dorado. SEl Dorado county,
Seymour Hill. vice N. F. Tracey dead;
lone. Amador County, c. s. Swift, vice
j. w. McMureg resigned; Live Oak,
Sutter County. Jennie Hedger. vice NJ.
Schnefel resigned; Newcastle, Placer
County. John S. Mitchell. vice Olive
Connolly resigned; Valley Springs,
Calaveras County, E. j. Barger, vice j. Il.
jenkins resigned.
Pensions have been granted as follows:
California: Increase = Leo Tackler.
Original widows-Frances Eheret, Alkaline
Stills. Susan Broyles. Elizabeth Stafford,
Julia Wachter. Survivors of Indian wars
John G. Steads.
Oregon: Additional-James Roots.
Washington: Increase-Charles MATHS,