The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1893-05-13
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Thursday was a dav OF unfortunate ac.
cidents. Some wcr embarrassing.
Some were amusin O . in particular
Was unfortunate, emb Kissing and
amusing. The warm wave that settled
over Us that day made business good In
the bath department OF the Sanitarium
on Aborn sire 81. A man OF family EN-
ployed In one OF the large meat and pro-
vision fouses that are strung along the
length OF Canal street. bathed in the
tank that afternoon. The only regret
that he has today is That he did not
swim and disport himself In a seemly
manner instead OF trying to tell friends
who were In the tank what a good time
he was having. That Information cost
him his sore teeth. IL, had just risen
to the surface after a most graceful dive
ana was about to tell Of the pleasing
sensation hen the tech flew from his
mouth, fioated on the surface for n
second and then sank to the bottom.
Son everybody WAS diving after the
teeth. IL was q novel competition. The
first man to reach the bottom brought
up no teeth. Likewise. the secon !. third
and fourth. The bathers wearied of the
$500 ANAs "a bhhh u W Vh0 ahtii
the unfortunate man was all alone, look
ing ~wistfully Mt the water and wonder
ing what to do. Chilled through
and Disguised he gave up the
search for that night. Yester-
day he tried again. and had lots
of help. The net result was the same lot
OF shixeriag mertals. with their skin all
goose flesh, IA one of the number still
without his teeth. 1t is understood that
the water is to be run off the TAM today,
when the teeth will probably be found.
About this time of the year when your
nervous energy begins to lag, ii you will
CT aboard of the first train and go out
into the country to see some kind, SYM
pathetic. motherly aunt, il you have one,
or, III, not. some other aunt or grand
mother, this Is what o may expect TO
get, in order to nurse you back to your
normal condition Of good health: Per-
feet resi-. fresh air, fresh milk and
cream. chamomile tea, thoroughwort,
fresh eggs. game, composition, sarsapa-
rilla, wild cherry bark, wintergreen.
pennyroyal tea, fresh butter, cream
toast. fresh fish. salt water baths, Indian
bread, spikenard, gentian. roasted pota-
toes and cream, dried beef and cream,
ginger tea, raisins and figs, smart weed,
prickly ash bark. elderberries, roasted
apples and cream, capsicum and rhu-
barb.
Judge Matteson l. partial to doxs. He
owns n handsome yellow canine of un-
Improbable manners, who frequently
follows the justice to the court room
ard listens In sedate and digni-
fed silence to the wordy argu-
ments OF the barristers, mods his
head a~pprovingly when a peculiarly
knotty point Is elucidated and SHOWS his
appreciation Of judicial 'cimen in vari-
Gus other ways. He is the only rhode
Island dog who adornS the br nch, and
while proud of the fact be displays no
supercilious hauteur when mingiing with
fellow dogs.
There Is one passage in The Rhode Island
laws that should be committed to mem
DRY by ever, man, woman and CHI ld who
has occ = on to cross "A railroad track.
IL is this: The law requir S that ever,
person exercise due and reasonable
care in passing over the tracks.
IL will not avail to prove thai
the railroad itself was neglectful il you
CduuOb pIoNc that YOU YOU BELL tAeTclStl
proper CAR. As wa+s4id IN court yes
terday, you cannot expect the railroad
to take better car, Of you han you take
If yourself. Many fatalities would be
averted If this simple rule were observed.
A masterpiece of Gnmli workman
ship in clocks is on .xn,oition at Ii. A.
Ockel's store, 159 Westminster street. 1t
is the work OF Carlo Brighten berg, fore
man for twenty years for Conrad Telsing
In B rim, who is the waite maker TO the
emperor. This clock is Of a unique style.
with a long, fiat spring suspended and
twisted by n round disc. In operatio it
is entirely noiseless aud will never wear
out. Ii keeps the best of time and the
pendulum is as near perpetul Il motion as
has ever been produced. This is without
doubt the only clock in the world that is