The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-10-04
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

= The Union Pacific railroad crosses
nine mountain ranges. (
What becomes of all smart chill
drcn after they grow up?
= She-I don't suppose you are
fond of kissing babies? He-Not un-
less they are girl babies about 18 years
old.
When you are buying a horse
dom consult pedestrian, and when
you are courting woman don't ask
the advice Of u bachelor.
When couple are married they
take each otter for better or worse.
That is-the man generally gets the
better and the woman gets the worse.
Gold is said to be the base Of.
Keeley's wonderful cure. Isit not q
great waste to use the precious metal
on the old 'topers" when it is SO (
scarce
"A lady reader wants to know if
we believe in cures by laying on z
hands" We do, madam; we do,
most fervently. But slipper or pine
shingle is better.
- She-I hope it isn't my twenty
thousand that you're after, George -
Mr.. Grasper-Believe memo, darl-
ing. I'd marry you if you had only
nineteen thousand.
Mamie-"I believe in woman's
rights" Gertie-'Then you think
every woman should have vote. ~
Mamie-"No; but I think every wo-
should have voter.
- There are sixteen hundred law
yers in Boston. Some make from
$40, 900 to $4,000 year. The aver
age income, however, of New Eng
land lawyer is 81, 900 year.
A man in Washington county,
Pennsylvania, has bantam rooster
that is so familiar with a cat that it
can get on the feline's back and crow
without the cat taking any notice OF it,.
~ Joseph Samuels, 81 years Of age,
has lived all his life on the same farm
in Page county, Va, and he and his
85-year-old wife boast that they have
never been obliged to call a physician.
A little girl who had been badly
bitten by mosquitoes the night before,
seeing lightning bug, ran to her
mother, exclaiming, '"There's mos
quito now with a. lantern looking after
me p
Counting the bearing and nom
bearing orange trees in Florida, there
| are estimated to be 10000, 900 trees. J.
California is credited with 1ravin
100000, and Arizona about ,ooo,-s y
600.
Handkerchiefs were first made
for the market at Paisley, Scotland, in !,
l743, and sold for about 81 each.
Last year it is computed that q, ,000,:
| 600 dozen were sold in the United
States.
A single sentence in speech Of
Senator Faulkner s the other day con-
tanned 257 words. A conscientious
Judge would make the sentences OF a
few Of his colleagues a great deal
longer.
, -Grinnen: "And young Fridley
went to the dogs, did he ? The last
time I heard of him Miss Miggles was
irving to reform him. Barrett:
eyes, but she gave that up. She
married him.
She-"It can hardly be question.
ed that every woman is more or less Of
a mind-reader. He-'Do you think
YOU could read mine?" She-"Td
rather not. Mamma is little par
ticular as to the character OF my read
ing"
Physician with ear to patients
chest)-There is curious swelling
over the region of the heart, sir, which
must be reduced at once. Patient
(anxiously)-That swelling is my
pocket-book, doctor. Please don't
reduce it too much.
There is lady down in Dresden,
Me-, who has such confidence in faith
cure that she has taken out her
false teeth, having faith to believe
that new natural ones will grow. But
up to date she has felt none gum
ming along.
"A North Georgia man breaches a
whole sermon in few lines. he re-
Gently emigrated to Texas, and the
| first letter received from him by his
Georgia relatives ran as follows: Il
got here safe and sound, but l don't
see any chance to make money to get
back home on.
"A collector of rarities at Keokuk,
| Ia, is the owner of an insole made
for the shoes of the young Rainbow,
| Mo-, giantess. At the time these
shoes wre made-in the spring of 1891
the girl was only II years old, but
even then she had foot that would
make "Big Foot January of Ohio" en-
vious. The insole is Is! inches long
and I broad.
The old time superstitious be-
lief that human beings should sleep
with their heads towards the North is
now believed to be based on scien-
tifc principle. Some French servants
have made experiments on the body
of a criminal who had suffered death
and these tests 60 to prove that each
human body is in itself an electric
battery, one electrode being represent
ed by the head and the other by the
feet.
In 1880, William Garren was
convicted of horse stealing in Hem
derson county, N. c., and sentenced
to ten years imprisonment. He es-
capped and settled at Walking Rose,
Ca, where he became one Of the
"leading citizens" and served asa
policeman. He returned to North
Carolina on visit FIVE years ago and
was arrested and sent back to prison..
The governor has recently pardoned
him.
- The search light now being used
at the Worlds Fair is the most pow
erful light ever constructed. Its re-.
Aector is $50 millimeters (about five
feet) in diameter, and its lamp is
capable of developing nearly 100, 600
candle power. The reflected beam
. ~ .norr,oue lum;nono ;n4anu;t,s