Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1893-10-15

AYE, do | here, sweet one-here
where the great painting procession
from the deserted universe has come 10
greet the wonders Of earth and sea an d
skeyil / offer TO you me hand In mar
rage. Think how long we have known
each other, Magnolia-ever since we
met at the sausage exhibit! Next Fri
day will BIO week ago. Since then |
have saw nothing else. pay every day
to see the Administration building and
the art exhibit, but do not see them.
/ see no one but you, Magnolia; no one
but you. i have not even looked at the
big wheel since next Friday was a week
ago. 1 love you, Magnolia, and that Is
what is eating OF me-"
"Ah, 10 Is suddin, Branscombe," she
said; $50 unexpected; 80 contretemps!
And / am so young! But accept you,
dear. accept your honest love.
take IL TO me heart, love. and we shall
be happy together, Branscombe, so
happy, as we glide hand In hand along
down the sunlit vista OF our sweet
united lives. Yes, Branscombe, you
can pack your clothes in my trunk"
I got over the fence and went out
where / cold get more air. ! press
ed on to place where man
could get more air. pressed on 10 a
place where man from Quincy, Ills.,
had Embarrassed his team and fed the
horses corn in the ear. | got up la the
wagon and played with the buggy whip
quite a while and thought Of my past,
such as it is. and OF you, Henry, fara-
way, trying to scrape together money
enough 10 get married on by writing
visiting cards in the corridor Of large
hotel.
A college education Isa big thing,
Henry. IL enables one to get a full
arm movement on him 50 that be can
earn as much as a dollar day writing
visiting cards for wealthy people who
cannot spell.
I wouldn't wonder II II gAlded you
sometimes to use your fine education
and massive matrIcuiated mind On writ
ing cards that way for thickset lady
OF wealth who mas shed four "a hus-
bands.
As the weather gets little cooler, II
you should feel that you need that cape
oyercoat that you gave me last winter,
| will go back TO the one that ! had all
along. IL is good enough II one does not
allow the wind to blow it open and eI-
hiblt the tracks left by the lining when
it escaped.
When / was at the mayors Office The
other day there was a strange case came
I'D. A man sent Up his card, and the
mayor asked If / would mind II be sd-
mltted this man. / said, "No, certainly
not"
The man came ln. He was pale and
zenteel. He looked little hungry, but
his linen was In good shape.
II hope that In requesting an audi
ence. Mr. Mayor, AN not giving you
aunoyance?"
mot at all; not at ALL" said the
MAYOR.
Thank you, sir; thank you" said the
the man. "You can never know how
much good you have done me. / have
been trying to fight the farce comedies
and fiipfag and eartwheel ladies OF the
stage by means OF Legitimate drama.
and a slight frost In Septe mber has
deepened into good sleighing. For two
weeks have had no audience. A po-
liceman told me that / might obtain
ono with the mayor. ! have d. ns so.
1t has done me good. Thai K you, sir;
thank you"
As he passed me on bis way out two
big tears took q ten-cent shine of my
nice, new kid boots. What sad world
this IS.
Quite a number Of people here have
had bad luck 10 making their everlast-
ing fortunes out Of the Fair.
One OF them Is Isaac Isaacs, the En-