Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-08-19

Own Case, Hears of a More Remarkable
Words In the Course of Long Talk.
you are SO burly and robust" said
the orgulous dyspeptic. with secret
scorn. to his casual travelling acquaint-
ance, that | presume you are never
troubled with dyspepsia. You have
much to be thankful for. l am often in
such a state that
Was the burly acquaintance to endure
the garrulity of chance dyspeptic? He
was not.
"On the contrary" he Immediately re-
piled, for, never having suffered mo-
ment in his life from any physical all
ment, his mind was active and vigilant.
ION the contrary, have suffered I'M
told torture from dyspepsia, and as you
are interested in the subject will will
lngly give you my experience. | began
with the finest digestion in the world,
but while engaged in the military service
OF the country. being 10 years scouting
on the frontier. the character of the "a.
tons, together with the quality of the
CONNECTIONS of soldier cooks previously
castings"-
"Oh, my trouble was not with cooks"
interposed the dyspeptic loftily, but
nevertheless much chagrined to find the
burly acquaintance prepared to talk on
on the subject 'As was about to tell
you, | am often IN such state that
And the irregularity of the meals"
hurried on the burly acquaintance,
served, you understand, in camp, al
fresco and la fourchette sans ceremonie,
threw me into such disorder that had
indigestion. then dyspepsia, then non
assimilation. submitted my case to the
army surgeons. They advised me-
Doctors are of little use. will tell
you"-
TO confine myself to the simplest and
most digestible edibles and esculents to
be found in the military commissary.
But grew worse, and the surgeons or
dered me back to civilization, where !
could obtain the delicate nutriment
which my disordered and seriously i'm
paired system required. went to Chi
cago and began a diet of chicken broth,
fresh fruit, stale bread made from newly
ground graham, steamed oatmealn-
oh ! tried all those Five years
ago.
The result was that l grew worse, as
before, and the local doctors advised me
to so TOTO go to New York, where /
should be able to find foods better suited
to my parlous state. Accordingly went
to New York and laid out diet of the
finest and purest of the selected foods
that that metropolis Affords
plain country food taken as the sys-
TEN requires"-
My physician advised exact regular
ity. | had two ounces sea food, two
ounces farinaceous food. two ounces of
the juice Of fresh imported fruits and
two ounces coagulated albumiaoids ev-
cry two hours. Growing steadily worse,
l consulted higher medical talent. One
doctor kept me on clam lru;h, another
on tangerines, another on shredded
broiled frogs legs, another on distilled
alfalfa
Five years ago
Growing steadily worse, consulted
still higher authority. | was now told
that my diet was at variance with ma
ture. The doctor told me that nature
was proportion, rhythm, music-foods
must be taken in harmonious proper
lions. He prescribed the same sea foods,
cereals, meats and fruits as the others.
but in a chromatic scale of the decreas-
ing seventh, throwing in occasionally
few vegetables by way of variation OF
the fugue and double extracts as over
tones"-
'Of course you recovered, your case
being merely temporary
'Growing steadily worse, consulted
doctor who had had great success
among the millionaires-fnancia sue
cess. He was a man of blunt speech
and plain common sense. He said had
overworked my stomach and must give
1t entire rest. What was to do for
living in the meantime he did not saw.
but he took large fee with great scorn.
rightly despising me for the small
amount of money that he left me. Ny
stomach was now worse than ever. 1t
refused to be cajoled and despised my
offers of peace. Excuse me moment.
Once had spent over 4S hours fasting.
l then drank two drains of soda mint
with four ounces of aqua pura-every-
thing was now drams scruples and
ounces with me, and the zigzag symbols of
those distressing quantities appeared in
my nightly Nightmares like a procession
OF Daniel Quips and Humpbacks of No
tire Dame-as say drains of sterilized
milk at 20 degrees centigrade, with iv
wlggles OF blsmuth and ii jiggle jaggles
OF soda, with couple of glasses of wine
and pepsin to aid in the mysterious proc
esses of digestion
The large amount of actual food con-
tanned in the ounce of milk began to dis
tress me exceedingly, but the wine, to
which was not accustomed, gave me
courage. | took several more doses of it