Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-08-17
Sprinkles OF Spice.

"A Budget of Fun.
SprinIles OF Spice.
The ocean breakers come In swell
and grand and so out broke.-Pica-
yune.
Do NOT be minnow Take the
world for your school.
News.
THE prize bull is generally unap-
proachable in his particular field
Troy Press.
JAesoN says he has no objection to
a foreign air if it is disinfected.-
mira Gazette.
The street-paver isn't far wrong in
characterizing his work as beneath
him. Buffalo Courier.
INQuIsITIvE PARTY - Whose fu-
neral is this? Irish Undertaken
Mine, sor.-Texas Siftings.
ALMOST everyone who can't sing
was at one time member Of a
church choir. -Atchison Globe.
did you see that shocking straw
hat De Slips is wearing?" Eyes; an
OUucI L dudIld SCduudt. x uCh'
JAesoN says that the fellow who
keeps whistling after the BALI
ought to get it-Emira Gazette
"Do YOU use condensed mike
Guess so. The milkman can put
quart of it in pint JAR Puck
ONE disagreeable feature Of gam
bling is that a man has to meet so
many chance acquaintances. Troy
Press.
TEACHER - Define gentleman.
Boy-A gentleman is a growed-up
boy Wot used to mind his mother
Good News
MANY show their teeth when they
grin, but few grin when they have to
show them to a dentist-Phiiadel
phia Times.
IT is singular that SO many banks
should be swamped when the people
have so thoroughly drained them. -
Lowell Courier.
The fly that the spider wove a web
for was not SO very fly after all. He
was curious about the weaving, and
got taken in. -Picayune.
THE thoughtful man never mails q
letter with a new Columbian stamp
on it without wondering if it will go
for two cents Elnra Gazette.
FIRST ACTOR Gn tragic Whisper
Are we quite a one? Second actor
(glancing grimly at the small audi
ence)-Almost.- New York Weekly.
The active dog catcher often
catches it most severely when the.s
woman who owns the dog catches.'
him at his little game.-Swansea Ca
Zette.
GERMANY will now have bigger
standing army than ever. THIS is
due to the Reichsrath not sitting
down on the tax. 4 Philadelphia
Times.
SHE-I can't see any sense in call
ing them my sailing shoes. He
Well, ! notice you make about twenty
knots an hour to keep them tied. -
Inter Ocean.
RoBBINs-Im just back from Chi
cago. enthusiastically, old fellow,
I'm sorry, but I'm SO tied up imam
cially that can't lend you a cent =
Philadelphia Record.
LATE jewellers singing "Therc's 40
place like home" always stop their
melody just before they get there, ana
creep upstairs in their stocking feet
Boston Transcript.
ALTHOUGH as a rule the girls are
20 admirers of stinginess, when he
right fellow comes along few OF the
fair on, object to certain degree Of
c.oseness. Buffalo Courier. ID
CHARLEY-So, jim, you were eX-
trayagant enough to pay 800 dozen
for your handkerchiefs. Don't You
think that was good deal Of money
to blow in?-Colum Spectator.
IRATE but polite person (who has
Just taken away an uuby ella from
the social pest in fro3t)-. Permit me.
sir, to return your unllrela; ] found
it in my eye. Worlds Fair Puck.
at was awfully clever of baby He
had never been tod what flowers
were, but the minute he saw Them
he said. Bwobs.'" "But what does
.Bwohs' mean" "Elowers, of course"
-BaZar
HE-I nthink-at least some
zines wonder-I me n / W sh | knew
il you cared 70? me. don't you know?
She-Oh, but they've got a clairvoy-
ant in the next town. Couldn't you
find ont?-Boston Budget.
SWEET GIRL GRADUATE They
won't let me read poem at the COM
mencement exercises, but got ahead
of them lust the same" Her Friend
-"How?" Sweet Girl Graduate-"l
wore one. Buffalo Courier.
LITTLE DICK-Papa, didn't yoIr
tell mamma we must econOmlZeo
Papa did, my son. Little Dick
Well, | was thinkin' that mebby If
you'd get me pony wouldn't wear
out SO many shoes. Good News.