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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1893-11-17

With Ely's Cream Balm hid can bee IT, ated
without pam ana with perfect safety II cures
catarrh, hay fever and coils m the head lt Is
easily applied INTO The MOI trils ana gives imme-
uiate relief. Price 90 cents
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1893-11-17

II Is no easy thing Co dress harsh coarse hair
SO as 10 make 81 lock graceful or becoming. BY
the use of Ayers Hair Nigor. this difficulty is re-
moved, ami the ha IT. mace 10 assume any styl
or arrangement that may bee desired. GIVE the
NigOT a trial
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1893-11-17
HIN SCALE, N. II.
Prof. Ray to succeed Prof. Douglas of
the heene High school.

1IIV III NJ NHIlII "tHUUI'
Prof. Charles II. Douglas has resigned
the princpalship Of the Keene High school
TO accept a similar position in the High
school at Hartford, Conn, at a salary Of
$4,000. Robert +. Ray for the past three
years principal Of the Hnsdale High school,
has been chosen Mr.. Douglass successor
at Keene Mr.. Ray has brought up the
standard Of our school until it is considered
one Of the best schools in the state for a
town the size of Hinsdale. The regret will
be general that Mr.. Ray has decided to
leave here.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1893-11-17

The proprietors OF kly's Cream Balm do not
claim Il TO he cure All, but remedy for catsTrh
colds IN the head and hay fever II is not liquid
or snuff, is easily applied into the nOstris. II
gives relief at once. Price, 30 cents.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1893-11-17
Carriages Sleighs Blankets
Robes, Whips, Halters,
and Surcingles,

And m fact everything IN the Horse furnishing
line, kept constantly on hand and for sal. IN
Il +. BROWN. who is running one of the best
equipped Livery Stables III the state You can
get nice single driver, a good matched uair nv
four or SIX m hand team at any time
WILL YOU CALL AND LOOK AT THE NEW
81 lGHS, fun carload arrived mi, v+--k
Among them Ola Comforts full swell and Port
lands YORK state jumpers, two seated eigbs
and light traverse with pole and shafts Win
those good, large, extra rice robes We can MI Inc
bill
our stables are connected ny telephone both al
Brattlrbuto. Vt, ana West Chesterfield \ II
Remember saturday. Nov. -, Is th- day viii
give two months credi. with hankable paper
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1893-11-17
A Voice From Mi.consin.

Isadam's Microbr Killer cured me of a hip joint
disease. attended VITA running sores from which
J. suffered thirty years.-Frank Hall Merton,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1893-11-17

Scrofula eIiu.Cat,C and all kinCred diseases
cured by Hood S SarsaIuriIla. Inch 10y MS vital
lzinE and Alternative efitCts makes pure blood
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1893-11-17

Generally fair Friday and saturday. except
rain or snow hurries IN northern Texas colder
SATURDAY night
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1893-11-17
C. L. HOWE & SON.

We are special agents Tor
nearly all of the magaziens
and periodicals published and
will take care OF your sub
scriPtions Just as well as if
You sent to the publishers di-
rect thus relieving you OF the
trouble Of writing.
BRATTLEBORO
NEWS CO..
3 Elliot Street.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1893-11-17
John Hall Drowned at Vvinchendou.

John Hall, a fireman On the Fitchburg
railroad, whose home is in this place, was
drowned at Winchendon, Mass. Tuesday
morning. While the engine was standing
Oh the bridge he stepped off. probably with
the intention of oiling the machine, but he
fell through the timbers into the water and
was drowned.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1893-11-17

The !. NJ. c. A is holding half-hour
meetings each evening during the week Of
PRAYER
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Fashions In Orphans.

A fussy little woman went to an orphan
asylum to adopt an orphan. She picked
out little girl with red hair, and after
giving receipt for her left.
She returned next day and said to the
superintendent: my husband thinks this
orphan won't suit. Haven't you got any
with black hair and blue eyesS" -
The superintendent hunted through the
institution and found nothing of the color
wanted It is rather rare combination
anyway, I have heard. Then the woman
got mad.
"Why don't you keep proper assert
ment Of orphans?" she demanded. whats
the use Of running place in this one horse
way. Over in the Brooklyn home they've
got orphans of all colors You'll ruin the
business if you act like this. Don't you
find your customers are going elsewheres
When do you think you'll have any or
phans with black hair and blue eyesF
"The colors aren't fashionable" said the
superintendent, "but shall be pleased to
communicate with you aud fill your order
when am able to do So"
swell, see that you do" answered the
woman, a little Modified. "These institu
tions aren't half what they used to be-
Don't keep me waiting longer than a
week"
And she left the red haired one and went
home. Every time that the bell rings she
thinks it's an cxpressman bringing her
orphan order with black hair and blue
eyes.-New York Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
A.Common sense Remedy


In the matter of curatives what you
want is something that will do its work
while you continue to do yours--a remedy
that will give you no Inconvenience nor
interfere with your business. Such a
remedy is ALLooox's Porous PLAsTERs.
These plasters are not an experiment;
they have been in use for over thirty
years, and their value has been attested by
the highest medical authorities, as well as
by testimonials from those who have used
them. They require no change of diet
and are not affected by wet or cold. Their
action does not interfere with labor or
business; you can toll and yet be cured
while hard at work. They are 80 pure
that the youngest, the Oldest, the most
delicate person of either sex can use them
with great benefit.
Beware of limitations, and do not be de-
ceived by Misrepresentation. Ask for
Allcvck's, and let no solicitation or ex-
PLANTATION induce you to accept sub.
stitute.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
The Fountain Head of strength


When we recollect that the stomach is
the grand laboratory in which food is
transformed into the secretions which
furnish vigor to the system after entering
and enriching the blood; that is, in short,
the fountain head of strength, it is es-
sential to keep this important supplying
machine in order, and to restore it to
activity when it becomes inactive. This
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters does most
effectually, seasonabiy, regulating and
reinforcing digestion, promoting due
action of the liver and bowels. Strength
and quletude of the nerves depend in
great measure upon thorough digestion.
There is no nervine tonic more highly,
esteemed by the medical fraternity than
the Bitters. Physicians also strongly
commend it for chills and fever, rheum
atism, kidney and bladder trouble, sick
headache, and want of appetite and
sleep. Take wineglassful three times
Iov
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07

Many of the brilliant statesmen OF France
have had the gift of terse, witty expression.
1t has served them when elaborate argu-
ments would have been far less impressive.
When Turgot was minister some one en-.
Enthusiastically advocated a certain method
of raising money for the government.
Turgot disposed of the subject shortly
and vigorously. His Judgment was known
to be good. and little more was heard OF the
tax in question after: he wrote on the me-
mortal: s
It would be safer to execute the author
than the project.--Youth's Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Copy Of Original,

VAN VERT, Ohio, July II. 1889.
Gents-This is to certify that had
what is called sciatic rheumatismso badly
that was all drawn over to one size.
My hip sank in so that you could lay
your hand in the cavity, and I could do
no work for over one year. l tried some
of the best physicians and did almost
everything could hear or think of, and
nothing did me any good until 1 pur-
chased bottle of Hibbards Rheumatic
Syrup, of Hines g. Son, druggists, Van
Vert, Ohio. -Four bottles cured me and
have never had it since.
We certify to the above testimonial.
HINES & Son, Druggists.
Prepared only by the Charles Wright
Medicine Co., Detroit, Mich.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Trade Mark Case.

Z Judge Thayer, of the U. s. circuit court
at st. Louis, recently granted perpetual
injunction, and reference to master to
assess the damage sustained by the plant
ID, in suit against Joseph Tegethoff, in
stituted by the Hostetter company of
Pittsburg. Defendant Tegethoff is re-
strained from making or selling imitation
Hostetter Stomach Bitters in any manner
whatever; either in bulk, by the gallon,
or by refilling empty Hostetter bottles;
and from the use of the word "Hostetter"
In connection with any article of stomach
bitters, thus protecting the plaintiff in the
exclusive use of the word "Hostetter" az
"Trade name."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Headache and Dizziness. Frequent
Causes Of ApOplexy and Paralysis.

Headache and Deafness Frequent
Causes Of ApOplexy ana Paralysis.
The most recent and profound research
ess in this direction by specialists, have
developed conclusively that the above
disorders frequently result in death or
permanent disability. DR.. Miles Resto-
rative Nervine is the greatest remedy for
either of these apparently insignificant
causes. Nothing approaches it in merit.
Mrs. W. E. Burns, of South Bend, Ind,
who has suffered from constant headache
for three months, was cured by it. The
daughter of Daniel Myers, Brooklyn,
Mich, had been insane for ten years, and
was having from Is to rs fits day.
Nervine cured her of both fits and insan-
ity. Sold on aguarantee by A. G. Ireland,
IT,, Get book free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 41O3.

LAND O1yIcs AT SANTA Fx, N. M,
February 20, 1898. }
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to mako final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the probate Judge or clerk
at Taos, N. NJ, on March 80, 1893, viz
John L. Craig for the 4sw, n sw
IseA, sec 7,ne4 nw A,nw n n
sec. 10, tp ~ n, 13e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation Of said land, viz:
Smith Simpson, Lorin W. Brown, A.
Gusdorf, ]. G. Speelman, of Taos, N. M.
A. L. MORRISON, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07

Joseph v. Dory, Of Warsaw, ILL.,, was
troubled with rheumatism and tried q
number of different remedies, but says
none of them seemed to do him any good,
but finally he got hold of one that speed
ily cured him. He was much pleased
with IL, and felt sure that others similarly
afflicted would like to know what the
remedy was that cured him. He states
for the benefit of the public that it 10
called Cham berlain's Pain Balm. Fer
sals By 4. g. Ireland, j..
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Mothers, Recommendation.

We are acquainted with many mothers
In Centerville who would not be without
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in the
house for good many times its cost,
and m ore are recommending it every day.
From personal experience we can say
that it has broken up bad colds for our
children.-Ce nterville, South Dakota, Citi-
gen. so cents bottles for sale by A. G.
Ireland, il,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Our Rapid Climate

First Clerk lin the sky.scrsper block)
1T wonder If I'll need my overcoat to
run across the street for minute"
Second Clerk with his head out Of the
window -"Not. now you won't. Don's
know what you'll need By the sine zen
san est Downstairs, though" ~ s,i
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
The HOLSTERS " ant the Best

"The people of this vicinity insist on
having Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, and
do not want any other" says John V.
Bishop, of Portland Mills, Indiana. That
is right. They know it TO be superior to
any other for colds, and as a preventative
and cure for Group, and why should they
not insist upon having it! 80 cent bottles
for sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Tho Alameda.

!. A new and very attractive resort in the
charming Mesilla valley, one mile from
Las Cruces, N. II. Thoroughly comfort
able and home-like. Strictly Arst-class
In every respect. The choicest of fresh
fruits d al seasons and Jersey milk and
cream . specially. Livery furnished at
reasonable rates. Terms go to 81 per
week. For further particulars, address.
J. K. LIVINGSTON,
Las Cruces, N. NJ.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
A Day on Change.

Wall Street Man III a. m.)-Never saw
such luckl ri have to sell my summer
cottage and horses if this keeps up.
Same Man e p. m.)-Hoorayi I'll have
palace up the Hudson next summer and
come to business on steam yacht.
Same Man "A p. m.)-Say, old boy. lend
me five cents to pay street car fare. will
you?-New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
A Protest

Gentlemen, cried the political orator
rising before the noisy convention, gen
tlemen-
Mr.. Chairman, shouted an enraged OPP
ponent, springing to his feet, protest
against this here orators use of sarcasm
in his remarks to this convention.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07

Act on new Notwithstanding the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedily cure billiousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equaled for men, woman, children, Small
est mildest, surest so doses rs cts. Sam
Piles Free, at A. c. Ireland ir.,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Business Notice.

Frank Masterson has fitted up his
cabinet maker and carpenter shop, on
corner opposite Boletin Popular Office on
Water street. He is preprred to do all
kinds Of upholstering, cabinet making
and general carpentet work, with neat
ness and dispatch, and solicits the publio's
patronage. If you have any extra nice
or difficult work to do, give him call.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07

An obedience to the simple laws of
hygiene and the use of Ayers Sarsaparilla
will enable the most delicate man or sick
ly woman to pass in ease and safety from
the ICY atmosphere of February to the
warm, moist days of April. 1t is the best
of spring medicines.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
weird. but Not Not D.ncerou,.

"Ielpt Help' cried Mr.. Scatterwitz,
dashing from the hall Of his apartment
house into the parlor of his neighbours fiat.
II just saw your daughter in the back par.
lor having a fit"
"Be calm, Mr.. Scatterwitz," said his
neighbours wife quietly; ''there il nothing
wrong Nellie just went down there I'd
practice her Delsarte lesson. "--Chicaga
News Record,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07

"All signs fail''-e1cept pimples and
blotches. These never fail to indicate an
impure conaition of the Blood which may
be thoroughly cleansed and renewed by
the use of Ayers Sarsaparilla. The most
efiicacious and economical of blood puri-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
No Use,

No Use.
First Boy-I hear you had fight with
big Billy Bpefy' 4
Second Boy-Yes. and you oughter ses
me make him run.
First Boy-Git out; you make Billy Bee
fly run?
Second Boy-Yes, did, but he couldn't
catch me- Raymond's Monthly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07

Clergymen, lawyers, public speakers,
singers, and actors, all recognize the vir-
tues of Ayers Cherry PectoraI. One of
our most eminent pubic men says: ut
is the best remedy that can be procured
for all affections of the vocal organs,
throat and lungs"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Notice for Puhlica ton.
Homestead No, 1928,

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M,
March 4, 1893.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make proof in support of
his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on April 10, 1893, viz:
Juan M. Lucero, for the 11a,nw W
N,ne n, sec. 8, tip. 8 n, rec.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon,
and cultivation of, said land, viz:
Jose Manuel Montoya, Santos Mora,
Francisco -Baldonado and Modesto Mon
toya, all Of Chilli, N. M.
A. L. MonHIsoN,
2. Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07

A Secret Of Greatness.
Some men are born to fame,
Some win it at a stroke,
And some acquire the same
By being christened Hoke.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07

Elderly people remember their spring
bitters with shudder. The preseLt
generation have much to be thankful for,
not the least of their blessings Being such
pleasant and thoroughly effective spring
medicine as Ayers Sarsaparilla. 1t is
health-restorer and health-maintainer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
The Price of a Chair,

The prisoner was before the court for as.
saulting his wife.
"You are fine specimen, aren't your
said the judge sarcastlcally. What do
you mean by breaking chair over your
wife's head?"
ut was mistake. your honor" pleaded
the prisoner. ii
do you mean to tell me-" said thu
righteously anyered judge, that you
didn't intend to hit your wife with that
chair?"
mo, your honor, DON'T" responded the
prisoner, "but I did not intend to break
the chair"
"Six MONTHS" remarked his honor. do
troit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
A Matter Of scientific Interest.

Visitor (picking up the baby)-So this
10 the baby, is it, Bless his little tootsie-
wootsies. Kchse-e-e! Watch me poke um's
ribs.
The Boston Baby-Mother, will you
kindly inform me whether the deplorable
condition of this person is due to perma-
nsnt dementia or spasmodic and inter.
mittent insanity.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
A Wonderful Engine Can not BE
SURPASSED.


An engine exerting surprising power
is always a source of wonder, and yet how
many are entirely forgetful of the exist
ence within themselves of an engine more
powerful and enduring than any ever in
vented. Not perhaps until they e1per-
fence irregular pulse, heart futtering,
tenderness in shoulder and arm, swollen
ankles, asthmatic breathing, weak and
hungry spells, smothering, short breath,
or pain in side, when its existence is no
longer to be denied, as the possessor
must know he has heart disease. Mrs.
LeBar, Fitchburg, Mich, had heart dis
ease fifteen years; had to hire house help;
lived on liquid food, used DR.. Miles
Heart Cure and all symptoms left her.
Continued use cured her. Sold by A. G.
Ireland jr, on guarantee, who will give
you the Doctors book, free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
He Gained Her.

At 2 a. M, his red haired vito
Paced up and down the hall, +'"
AS he was climbing up the stairs,
Returning from "call."
The indications all bespoke
A storms approaching din,
Yet he did not appear to note
The danger he was in.
He simply smiled at her, did he
Alas the guile of mem
And Gained her with these soothing
words:
II won tonight, here's ten."--Modern
Society.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Notice for Publication.
. Tuo~nokac.I NJ oSOA

domestead NO. Z5z6.
LAND OFFICE At SANTA Fx, N. NJ,
Feb. %, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has fled notice of his
intention to mako final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on March 20, 1898, viz:
Francisco Lopez for tho ne SEQ 49,. tip.
Is n, lie. L
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Cruz Gurule, Antonio Encinias, Fran
cisco Garcia and Rafael Lopez, all of Glo-
rieta, N. NJ. W ~st
AL. MORRISON.
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
An Investm ent.

Mr.. Tompkins Ito his head bookkeeper)
Williamson, see that young Jonesby's
salary is raised ten dollars u week.
WILLIAMSBURG
Mr.. Tompkins with grin)-He,s spend.
ing all his money on my daughter Alice
now.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
The Unvarying Impulse.

Mrs. Van Wilde-"Helen, go down to
the library at once. Charlie wants to
speak to you over the telephone"
Helen-"Graciousl Is my hat on
straight"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Would do 1T Cheaper.

Jack-"I'd give your chaperon IS to
look the other way for moment"
Jess-"How dare you suggest such
thing! A quarter is all she expects."-
New York Herald,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Notice OF Publication.
Homestead No. 1855.

LAND OyyIcH At SANTA FE N. NJ,
Feb. 8. 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named sottler has filed notice of his in
tention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on March 20, 1898, viz:
Anicsto Bosquez, for the ne u sec. 10, tp
26 n, r5e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Cipriano Pine, Jesus Atencia, Jose
Pablo velasquez and Donaciano Chacon
of Canjilon, N. N.
A. L. MORRISON,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Ambiguous.

Do play something, please, Miss Piano
thump, said the hostess advancing to her
music-loving guest, it's getting pretty
late but not half the guests are gone yet.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07

The farmer at tho country store
Buys barrel of sugar brown,
And maple syrup, pure and fresh,
Next week he takes to town.
Defiance News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07

A painter painted beautiful peach,
And with it made great hit;
II looked 80 real, within his reach,
That he picked it up and ate it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07

To enjoy life take Simmons Liver Reg
ulator to stimulate digestion and regulate
the bowels.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Not~Unwillins.

Artistic Aspirant-l should like to show
yol some sketches have here.
Editor--Excuse me. I've too much on my
hands.
Artistic Aspirant-I'm willing to wait
until you wash hem.-Harvard Lampoon.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
Without.

Mr.. Stutter-"I und-d-derstand that M
M-M-Mr. Jenkins is s-social ASSES
spirant."
Mr.. Kostic-"Yes, without the 'piraut.'"
-Truth
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.

Don't waste your time on doctors when
your liver is diseased. Take Simmons
Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07
. Let the sheep Como.

Blinmer-"Chicago people are in favor
of taking the duty off foreign WOOL"
Crimmnr- UWhvpn
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-03-07

Delays are dangerous. Take Simmons
Liver Regulator in time for dyspepsia,
biliousness and all diseases of the liver.