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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25

HumOr Of tho Ossified Man.
That is rather quaint conceit of the
ossified man of the museum.
What is?
The motto on his letter paper.
What is it?
Bon ami.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25

Mr.. smythe of the silk-stocking ward
Did you take much interest in the late
election!
Aid Ruggsey Of de 'steenth-Well, I
gusss yes. Had an intrist OF so cases
ana diamond stud In II.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
The impossible.

Wait, oh, wait till coal is cheap:
Wait till love is true;
Till promises are madesto keep
And notes are paid when due;
Wait ill the sun grows leaden cold;
Wait till your ship comes in;
Wait till unwed maids grow old
And virtue conquers sin;
Wait till life is happy dream
And men are decsivers never;
Wait till things are what they seem
Wait and you'll wait forever.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
lIilss' Nerve d Liver Pills.

Act on nav princlple-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliossness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. On.
squalled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surest so doses, rs cts.
Samples Fraa At A. G. Irelsnd's,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 2972 and additional Fl
E. No. 1916.

E. No. 4076.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FEE, N. M,
Jan. II, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver al
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on February Is, 1898
viz:
Jose Pablo Jarnmillo, for the eli SCI
sec. 6, VIZ sw1l, sec. 5, tip. 81 n, r.6e.
He names the following witnesses tc
prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation of, said land, viz:
Jose Arcadia Garcia, of Espanola, N
NJ; Juan Lopez, Miguel Manzanares
Anastacio Trujillo, of Abiquiu, N. M.
A. l.. MORRISON
Register
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25

"For the past two or three years have
cen subject to cramping pains in the
stomach" says Mr.. W. A. Baldwin, hard
ware merchant of Boonville, Dallas Co.,
iowa. II have tried number of differ
emit remedies; the best one being Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Dsarrhoma
Remedy. One or two doses of it always
cures me-" Sold by A. G. Ireland jr.,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
!. He Wants the Earth.

Your uncle seems to me to be q very
discontinued sort of man.
You're right. Why I can assure you
that if roast duck flew up to him and
asked to be devoured he'd kick if he
hadn't green peas along with it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
The Beautiful Language OF Romance

Fond Mamma-Mabel, my dear, have
you any reason to think-pardon me,
my daughter, but it is to me matter of
the highest concern-have you any reason
to think that Algernon Swackhammer,
the wealthy and highly connected young
professional man, regards you with more
than ordinary interest?
Queenly Daughter with q yawn-Yes,
ma, I've got dead cinch on him If
want him.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
Entirely Helpless from rheumatism

Entirely Helpless from rheumatism.
The above statement made by Mrs. s.
H. Ford, wife of Gen. Ford, can be
vouched for by nearly the entire popula-
ton of Corunna, Mich, her home for
years. She was for two years terrible
sufferer of rheumatism, being confined to
her bed most of the time, her feet and
limbs being 80 badly swollen she could
scarcely move. She was induced to try a
bottle of Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup. It
helped her, and two additional bottles
cured her. Price 81 per bottle, or six
for IS. Prepared only by the Charles
Wright Medicine Co., Detroit Michigan.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25

Mild, gentle, soothing and
healing is DR.. Sage's .Catarrh
Remedy. Cures the worst
cases Permanently. No ex-
perimenting. It's "Old Re-
liable" Twenty-Five years Of
success. Of druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
Thoroughly Injured.

Why do you think you could stand the
hardship of a journey of exploration to
the north poles
live out at West 4Oth street and rode
to the city and back every day this winter
in cable car.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25

Ayers Pills are constantly advancing in
the estimation of those who use them
They improve the appetite, promote di.
gestion, restore healthy action, and regu-
late every function. They are pleasant to
take, gentle in their operation, and power.
full in subduinQ disease.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25

1t is probably not the coolest weather
you ever knew in your life; but that ii
how you feel just now, because past suf-
ferings are soon forgotten, and because
your blood needs the enriching, invigor-
ating influence of Ayers Sarsaparilla-
the superior medicine.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25

Shelf refuse you what will you do
He-Propose to some other girl.
She-Then accept.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
How to he Healthy and Happy.

H0U to he Healthy and Happy.
Don't work 365 days in the year. Get
nut into the sunshine. Take vacation
nnce in while.
If too busy to "lay off" last summer,
buy an excursion ticket at once, via Santa
Fe route. to Las Vegas Hot Springs, New
Mexico, and stop week or more at the
Montezuma hotel. Hot Baths, burro
riding, sunshiny days and hunting in the
mountains. September climate lasts all
winter.
For copy of illustrated pamphlet, ad-
dress G. T. Nicholson, G. 2. L. A., A. T. &
S. F. R. R., Topeka Kansas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
The Parents Dreaded Story,

Yes, said Tomlinson, with sudden in
terest in the conversation, my little boy
is just years old. He's one of the cd
dest little fellows. The other day his
moth
But the last of the group of auditors
could by this time be seen scampering
around the next street-corner block
away.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25

Painting the town red means headache
in the morning. Simmons Liver Regu-
lator prevents it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25

Don't sicken people with that bad
breath. Take Simmons Liver Regulator
to sWeeten it,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
The Ouintessence Of Modesty

Friend-It seems singular to me that
you have very little to say about your
boy. You never speak of his brightness
or his witty sayings.
Rising Young Author--How can boast
of him? The children of great men rare
ly amount to much.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
Sunshine.

Cosmo-The sun never shines in this
country as it does in Italy.
Rollo--And yet it is the son of Italy
that shines in America.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25

Give your pet dogs and cats Simmons
Liver Regulator, when sick-it will cure
them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
As the Clock struck III.

As the Clock struck IL.
Mr.. alphabetically, Miss Travers, I'm
very much put out at your treatment of
me.
Miss Travers-Put out! You don't
seem to be.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25

A Distinction with a Difference.
So, then, you're to be his wife?
Not much! He's to be my hus band.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
Evidently Not Il Poet.

"Yes, during his college career he
seemed to possess all the promises of a
great poet?"
"And that promise has not been full
filled?"
"No. And his friends all agree that in
that department of literary work he will
never make a hit"
upon what grounds do they base their
judgment9"
"He has had poem accepted by a
magazine"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
Take Simmons Liver Regulator in yout
and you will enjoy green old age.
FROM the British Point OF view.


Lord Fitz-Mud-Sir Charlie is going
to marry an American girl,
Lord Harversnake-No? Why, l had
no idea his finance were so low as that!
The success of Chamberlains Cough
Remedy is etfecting speedy cure OF
colds, Group and whooping cough has
brought it into great demand. Messrs.
Poison & Son, of Cameron, Ohio, say
that it has gained a reputation second to
none in that vicinity. Jas. M. Queen, OF
Johnston, W. Va, says it is the best he
ever used. B. F. Jones, druggist, Winona,
Miss, says: "Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy.is perfectly reliable. I have always
warranted it and it never failed to give
the most perfect satisfaction so cent
bottles for sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
Athletes .f the Present Gay.

j. E. Sullivan, secretary of the Amateur
Athletic union, president of the Pastime
Athletic club, and athletic editor of the
Sporting Times, writes:
"For years have been actively connect
ed with athletic sports. I always find it
to my advantage to use Allcock's Porous
Plasters while in training, as they quick
ly remove soreness and stiffness; and
when attacked with any kind of pain, the
result of slight colds, always used ALI
cocks with beneficial results. l have
noticed that most athletes of the present
day use nothing but Allcocks Plasters.'
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25

Mrs. Whimpers nudglng her husband
in the next parquet seat-That's love
of hat in the row in front of us. 1t must
have cost at least $50.
Mr.. Whimpers trying in vain to see
over it should think SO. There's
enough of it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-01-25
The Com mon Fate
At the first of the year

He ceased drinking beer
And abandoned the rout and the revel
But he weakened, alack!
And again he is back.
To the world, the flesh and the devil.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-05-12
WHY THE INTERVIEWER EXISTS.
Few Reasons to Account for the Popu-
laritY of One Form of JOURNALISM.

A Few Reasons to Account for the POpu-
larity of One Form of Journalism.
Why do persons of notoriety admit
the domestic interviewer? Probably a
number of reasons may be assigned.
The most respectable is indolent good
nature; it is easier to say Eyes" than
'sno;" to have the tiles in your fireplace
described as Persian" and, at the same
time, as the work of an Englishman,
than to keep your drawing room for
your acquaintance. This is the fairest
plea for permitting your person and
furniture to be exhibited to the subur-
ban citizen who, honest man, prob
ably never heard of you and cares very
little about you.
Again the patient may really like be
ing talked about in public-may enjoy
the idea of permitting all the world to
know, as Mr.. Allen says, courteous little
details which might be left to your con-
science, your cook and the commission
ers of inland revenue" 1t is an odd
taste, but it is possible that the animals
enjoy it," The interviewed may pre-
tend to complain, but may really re
joice. The public does not mind 1t, the
patient is pleased, the interviewer earns
his fee in the way he has been inspired
to choose.
All this may be admitted, but the plea
of necessity cannot be admitted. Again,
probably many OF the patients think an
''interview" a good advertisement. They
are brought before the public notice;
therefore the public will read their books
or buy their pictures. This is a sad mis-
take. The public which reads interviews
knows nothing about the interviewed
author and his works, cares nothing
about them nor about anything of the
sort. Here is gossip about somebody
whose name l have seen in the papers"
says the reader, so he reads the gossip,
but there his interest ends.
The theory of advertisement, of profit
10 accrue from little more of personal
notoriety, is blunder. The public of
this kind cares to know that an author
squints, weighs 12 stone 10 or has a
broken nose, or uses Il thick handled
pen; but as to what lie writes with that
pen this kind of public is serenely in
different. Where, then, is the necessity
for admitting the interviewer? Neces-
sity there is none, but Incidence, vanity
love of notoriety, are likely to keep the
author Of 'rteryiews in full employ
ment.
Mr.. Biathwayt has added to his vol
une a defense of his art, in which he
says practically that "Zenophon" in
terviewed Socrates" An author who
talks of ''Zenophon" falls little short
of the universal knowledge which 1t
seems is necessary for the ideal inter
viewer-London Saturday Review.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-05-12
Gibraltar and Spain.

1t may be objected that, although Glib
raltar might be useless to us as against
Spain, it would still, in wartime, be use
full to us as against any other power. 1t
certainly might be useful to very mod
fled extent. 1t Is nevertheless a matter
of notoriety that Spain ardently desires
to regain possession of the fortress, and
it is scarcely conceivable that, unless we
We're actually fighting for the protection
of Spanish interests, Spain would remain
rigidly neutral while another power was
attempting to expel us from the rock.
In order to secure the more or less ac-
tive cooperation of Spain the other pow
er would merely have to give some Sc
cret pledge that, having once gained
possession of Gibraltar. she would hand
it over without charge to its ancient
owners. France, there is no doubt,
would, with things standing as they do
at present, be very glad to see Spain
take our place there, and though Italy
might not like it she would not spend a
single centesimo to prevent it.-Fort-
nightly Review.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-05-12

A picturesque party of Italian immk
grants landed at the barge Office the
other day. There were about dozen
men and six or eight women. The men
wore clothing of rough, buff colored
material. with scarfs and caps of bright
er hues. The women displayed a variety
of gay colors-red, yellow, blue and pink
predominating. Each woman was bare
headed, but each wore ribbons in her
hair and a bright colored shawl or apron.
The strangers attracted a great deal of
attention as they struggled up Broadway
from the Battery with their bundles.
They evidently found as much novelty
in their surroundings as the New \ DIRK
ers found i'll their quaint appearance.
The women apparently had the keenest
observation and pointed out to their
more stolid male companions various OBJ
jects as the party moved along.
At Rector street they saw flower
stand, and half dozen of the women
gathered about it and gave vent to volu-
bic expressions of delight. They dragged
some of the men before the stand and
gesticulated violently The men tried
to pull away from them, but could not.
After awhile some pieces of money came
out of the mems pockets, and with
much eagerness and chattering the wom-
en- selected one flower apiece. The ven
dor took his pay out of the handful OF
American silver rendered him, and the
party moved on, both men and women
as joyous as lot of school children
New York Times
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-05-12
A Friend of the Farmer.

The hop growers Of Otsego county
have discovered what naturalists have
long been trying to make farmers under
stand-that skunhs, instead of being
their enemies, as they formerly supposed
are among their most useful friends. As
one hop grower expressed it, Nowadays
we protect skunks as carefully as we do
song birds"
Hop yards, 1t appears, are infested by
a certain kind Of grub which gnaws off
the tender vines at the root. and this
grub Is the favorite food of the skunk.
As general thing the skunks sally
forth at nightfall, but now and then they
are to be seen at work III broad daylight
The proceeding is an interesting one to
watch
The skunk begins his quest ON the edge
of the yard, where ne cocks his head over
a hill Of hops and listens. If a grub is
at work upon one OF the four trailing
vines, his quick ear is sure to hear 1t. At
once he begins TO paw up the earth, and
presently he is seen 20 uncover the grub
and swallow it with unlnistakable relish
Then he listers again. and if he hears
nothing proceeds TO the next hill. And
so he goes OH till he has had his fill.
Now that the skunlls are no longer
molested. they have become compare
lively fearless. Sometimes. we are tol l,
they keep up their operations even while
the cultivator is driven between the
rows.-Cor. New York Tribune.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-05-12
Man and Wolf Surprised.

A hunter and a wolf had an interesting
mutual surprise party to themselves in
the hills near Helena a few days ago,
The hunter, arrayed in a heavy wolfskin
overcoat, fur side outward, was exam
lining some traps set the previous night.
He was STOPPING over one, rearranging
the bait, when there was a fierce growl,
and heavy weight fell suddenly ON his
back, so that he barely missed being
caught in his own trap. He managed to
shake himself free, and recovering his
feet found facing him a full grown buff
falo wolf. The wolf seemed quite as
much surprised as the hunter, and they
looked at each other some seconds be-
fore the fight. which ended in the death
of the wolf, began. The brute evidently
was fooled by the coat and the hunters
stopping position and mistook him for
another wolf.-Big Horn County Rustler.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-05-12
A Creature From the Fire.

Aristotle believed that some creatures
We're capable of supporting life even
though confined to the devouring ele-
ment He says: Tn Cyprus, when the
manufacturers of chalcitis Qime) burn
it many days in the fire, winged crea-
ture something larger than a great fly is
seen emerging from the stone and leap
ing and walking about in the fire. These
creatures perish Immediately upon being
removed from the furnace."-St. Louis
Republic
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-05-12
Curfous Mode of Catching Turtles

A curious mode of catching turtles -
practiced in the West Indies. 1t consists
in attaching a ring and line to the tail
of a species of sucker fish known as the
re1nora. The live fish is then thrown
overheard and Immediately makes for
the first turtle he can spy, to which he
attaches himself very firmly by means of
sucking apparatus arranged ut the top
of his head. Once attached to the tur-
tie, so firm is his grip that the fisherman
on drawing the line brings home both
turtle and the MISUNDERSTANDING
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-05-12
Good Authority for ''BouGhten."

"Boughten' has the authority of age,
example and well-considered use by Cole
ridge, Southey and others. Still more
weighty authority isfound in story told
to us by Roscoe Conkling, who was pres
ent at fashionable hotel in Philadel-
phia thirty years ago, when lady asked
for tea. The reply was, "Will you have
sassafras tea or boughten teaT'-New
York Sun.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-05-12
NUN ISIiIINI- III.
NJ. J. Young, Agt., Rock Island.

! have been great sufferer from
dry catarrh for many years, and /
tried many remedies, but none did
me so much benefit as Ely's Cream
Balm. 1t completely cured me. NJ.
j. Lally, SO Woodward avenue, BOs-
ton Highlands, Mass.
l think Ely's Cream Balm is the
best remedy for catarrh l ever saw.
l never took anything that relieved
me so quickly. and | have not felt so
well in a long time. ! used to be
troubled with severe headaches two
or three times a week.. \. Alcorn,
Agent L. p. r. Il. Co. Eaton. Colo.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-05-12
Worlds Fair Rates .

The Burlington route &C.. b. u @
r. RI will well round trip tickets
from Rock Island to Chicago and re-
turn from April % to October 81,
1898, inclusive, at IS; final limit for
return Novembe Is, 1898. COntin-
uous going passage date of sale.
Continuous return passage on or be-
fore final limit. Children Of five
years and under y years of age half
of above rates.
H. ID. MACK, Div. Pass. Agt..
Rock Island. III.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-05-12
Men That hmm

At conclusions generally of their base"
Because there numberlcss patent medicines
of questionable value. it doesn't follow that all
are wor' HESS. Don'l c'ass DR. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy with the usual run of suCh remedies.
Il is way above and beyond TEN! Il j. doing
wuat others fail to do! 1t IS curing the worst
asses of Chronic Nasal Catacrh. If yOu doubt it,
try Il If Won make a thorough trial, you'll ne
cured. $500 forfeit for incurable case. This
offer b. Worlds DIspensary Medical association,
Buffalo. y. Y. At all druggists: 81 cents
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-05-12

William Roundtree, Bronaut, while
about to make balloon ascension at San
Francisco received injuries from which he
will proba bly, die.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-04-15
THE GREAT MAY WHEAT DEAL.
A Drop of I 2 Cents in Forty-eisht Hours
Relief for Pardridge.

A Drop of 12 Cents in Forty-eisht Hours
Relief for Partridge
CHICAGO, April 15.-There was no very
great amount of May wheat traded in yes
terday. Yet the fact that the price
dropped to 1Si5 cents, almost II cents I'M
der the price forty eight hours before, ex-
cited more talk and developed more the
ories than the millions of business done in
July and September deliveries There was
no support given the May by the clique
until the put" price was threatened.
Then brokers representing the Cudahys
took the offerings and closed the market
at 70 cents.
Opinions were divided in regard to May
as to whether the deal was over or not.
People right ON this speculation ever since
it began declared that the May deal was
as much of a reality as ever; that the break
was engineered to make it Improbable for
Armour and others to bring down Mime
apolis wheat; and tina: the easing up of the
price was really the best sign that the lead
ers had not yet done with their shorts. OF
course the decline in May, whether tenn
porary or permanent, was a great relief to
Partridge. He busted himself in trying to
get down margains which had been
called when the price was 10 cents higher
and in transferring his business from those
houses which had been severe with him to
those who had been lenient.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-04-15
The Nx1scons,n LesisIature.

MADISON, April l5.-The end of the ses-
sion of the legislature is fast approaching,
and bills are being slaughtered by the
hundreds. In the senate bills passed: To
prevent the improper use of money in cleo
lions; appropriating 100000 to the state
university. A joint resolution proposing
an amendment to the constitution to
elect United States senators by direct vote
of the people was adopted. The co-em-
ploye liability bill was also passed. The
governor vetoed the feeble minded school
bill because the appropriation was not suf-
ficient. In the assembly a bill was passed
giving the state board of health a contin-
gent fund of $4,000 with which to fight
cholera, and the Hygeia pipe line bill was
paSSed