New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-10-08
TIE TALK Of THE DAY.

English Church. having Deen name Freoehuary ok
St David's in 1897 A prebendary is a clergyman
attached TO a collegiate or cathedral church who
receives a stipend in consideration OF officiating at
stated times
An honest mistake was that Of coored man In
the South whose former master had allowed him
me use OF ese or a~a ON OF S When
the corn ripe the laborer hauled three loads
nam ms Them H~ he Went nnoeenty up to The great
house to return his landords wagon which ne had
nan. III whdre's my share Of the cSrn? You
amt got none. sah" was the sympathetic reply:
IF all YOU sU raised sab: but dey want no
fourth Dere want but jes' my three loads -
youths Companion.
\ writer in THE Glasgow Scotland Echo" says
that reader will learn more In half hours
glance the columns of a New-York news
paper about the real life and tastes of Americans
than he would gather in a lifetime study of all our
philosophers poets, novelists and essaysts COM
bined.
AS IT HAS BEEN PRONOUNCED.
He left the Fair and. reaching Plimseys Centre,
Told all about the wicked dams du ventre.
And the man whom Midway couldn't daunt
Went home and spoke about the dams du ventre.
\ third one. as he left the eddyns throng,
Spoke sadly of the horrd dams du ventre.
But. it is said one of the rural gentry
Assured his folks he'd seen the dams du ven're,
-(Chlcaso Record.
\ correspondent writes: Referring to the rebural
Of Richard a. Proctor in Greenwood Cemetery. IL
may be OF interest to your readers to know that a
eter from the distinguished scientist announcing hia
withdra val from the Roman Catholic Church. into
which he had been received years before.
appeared in The Tribune OF November II, 1875"
His Leave Was Iater-'You didn't take your
vacation In the summer. did you. Squildg?' asked
No" REPLIED squildg: mine will be one of tho
autumn leaves."-(Iittsburg Chronicle.
For what is the greatest amount OF lumber
used?" asks THE Southern Lumberman." Nine
people out of ten will say for houses and buildings.
Ii is doubtful If 81 cent of the lumber output
goes into buildings. The railroads. farmers and
miscellaneous purposes take about 40 per cent, and
the other 20 per cent goes into boxes"
Where He Was stumped.-"You missionaries"
said the cautious critic pay altogether too much
folks clothes and making them their hair short.
and all that sort of thing"
You bet vo9 do Why IN; s don't You deSS,s your
time TO teaching them how wicked 1t Is to take adj
don't you pay more attention to teaching them not
to rob lie and steal?'
talk to them in the way yon would have me TO,
the ~, are ba sure 70 ask me II the White men are rot
lemning so; and. as could not lie TO them about
it, think it best that these things be not men-
toned more than is necessary '-Qndianspois Jour-
nal.
NewZealand is the first OF English colonies Il
give women equal political rights with men. A.
bill giving them such rights has just become law.
1t gives to all women. married single, the sama
right to vote is possessed by men, The first
election under the law will be held In De-
cember. The only other State in the world in
which men and women have the same political
status is Wyoming in this country
WHERE'S THE TARIFF GONE?
How they. talked about the tariff just year o,
1t was tariff tariff. tariff" clean from Jinkins
1t was tariff the hilltop. and tariff on the
And tariff in the sunshine. and tariff in the
An rise to know
Seem such
What's gone with all the tariff
or year or so ago?
How the candidates for Congress. and the candI-
The good things in the country made the tariff bawl
1t was tarn on the housetop and tarir OH the
And it set the woods aire. and it made the rab
bite jump.
An rise n know
Seem such
, What's gone e., with huno all the tariff
It's funny bout this tarir-how they've lost It.
They were rushin' it to Congress once their coll
They could hardly wait to fix 1t tin We harvested
crop:
Was 1t such burnin' question that they had to
let 1t drop?
o. we'd like To know
Seem such
where's the tariff tariif' tarih
ATLANTA Constitution Dem).
The first gymnasium or college for women in
Germany opened few weeks ago-September
l6-n Carlsruh. the fan-shaped capital OF the
Grand Duchy of Baden. The course of instruction
is precisely the same as in the gymnasia for boys
and young men. Six years are necessary TO COM
plete it, The founders Of the institution hope that
by the end OF that time when the first graduates
will leave 1t. the doors of every university and
professional school In the Fatherland will bs
open to them. This probable. as the
prejudice against the capabilities and the higher
education OF women in Germany is fast giving
way to belief OF their intellectual equality with the
members of the sterner The classes and
lectures in the gymnasium will be held entirely
In the afternoon. 1t being the hope Of the teachers
that the lessons may be prepared in the morning
and that night work will be unnecessary
Optm and Pessm-"Don't be downhesrted Ev.r,
rose must have its thorn. you know"
evore ,no o,amt; wnat I'm kicking about is that
crd.
In a French churchyard is a monument having
an epitaph of which the following is a trans
laton: Here lies Jean Pinto. the Spanish vocal
list. When he reached Heaven he united his voice
with the voices OF the arehanges. AS soon as
He heard him, the Deity cried, Keep quiet, all
you fellows, and let us hear alone the illustrious
singer Jean Pinto!"
Good looks, to be permanent must begin on
the inside.
Fishing for compliments Is not a bit better than
fishing on Sunday
The devil gets lame soon as he comes I'm sighe
OF good mans house.
IL the devil ever takes off his hat to any man on
earth Ii Is to the hypocrite.
The man who expects to outrun a lie had better
not start with lame feet
When the devil goes to church he generally walks
there with church member
The devil has no quarrel with the man who never
has any controversy with himself.
An archangel would break down under what
some people expect Of pastors wife.
There Is often much venom In the point Of
Horn