Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1893-08-09
A FACETIOUS VIEW.
VEGETARiANlsM CARRIED OUT TO ITS
LOGICAL END.

table Diet Applied to Some of the Rec
ognized Evils of Life, anal Some Startling
Deductions Are Derived.
The beneficent physical, moral, so
cial, financial and aesthetic advantages
of vegetable food are insisted upon by
the members of the vegetarian congress
at Chicago, and each advantage islaudec
as salutary in the highest degree. Pro
fessor Mayor, well known classica.
scholar of st. Johns college, Cambridge
AYERS that vegetarians suffer but little
from thirst They are "set free from
cravings which the world without hears
as tho voice Of instinct, strong, imperi
ous, memorable" He drinks glass Of
lemonade at 7:15 p. m. from habit rath
er than to slake thirst, and he some
times takes swig of milk at railway
station restaurants Ito encourage the
dairy at the expense of the brewery.
Thus, so far as no is concerned, thirst is
abolished. He needs no drink of any
kind
The English soldiers and civil servants
in the tropic stretches Of Asia and Afri
ca have only to follow Professor Mayors
example. Thus the value of vegetarian
ism to military science becomes evident
In fact, not merely the operations of the
commissary department, bat the whole
art Of war would be wonderfully changed
and simplified if Mr.. Thomas Atkins
would forswear meat Professor Mayor
has not attained his victory over thirs:
without sacrifices, at which the grosse1
race of meat eaters will grin. For in.
stance, he takes the white OF an egg
neat, without salt or pepper. Thus he
aToids the indictments to thirst and
keeps his palate in condition to receive
with rapture that British vegetable, the
Brussels sprout. Doubtless a vegetari-
an palate, long brought up on herbs
and grasses and salads guiltless of condi-
Iaent, becomes capable of receiving savo-
~ sensations from dishes of the simplest
sort. and turnip picked up in the fur
row may be sweeter than a stalled OK
tenderloin.
We hope that Professor Mayor will
now go on to the abolition of hunger.
He has put thirst away from him, and
there seems no reason why he should be
less successful with its running mate.
OF course he will be allowed to nibble a
radish now and then from habit, even
after he has conquered imperious, mex.
orable instinct. The economic advan.
tages arising from the abolition of thirst
would be very great, and Professor May
or has it in his pewer, if he can get the
worlds hunger throttled, to add enor-
mously to the wealth of the world. Still
greater would be the saving if the world
would eat vegetables from habit only.
It's cheaper to keep COW than q man.
We are afraid, however, that the major
ity of men would go on perpetual strike
if the necessity of eating and drinking
were removed, so that there would be a
loss of wealth after all. But what's the
use of being wealthy if you can become
healthy and virtuous by eating vegeta-
bles only.
The profound moral which vegetarian
ism holds fo- prohibitionists is obvious
"The consumption of flesh" says vege-
tartan resolution, "creates a thirst for
intoxicating liquors and should be aban-
doned by all who desire to promote tenn
perance reform" This goes to the root
of the matter. Prohibiting grapes and
corn and hops and apples wouldn't be
enough. There will always be some in
toxicant as long as men continue to be
subject to the demands of thirst. Here's
the real gold cure, the elixir of temper
ance, the pill of prohibition. Prohibition
and garden 'sass," one and inseparable,
now and forever! Nor is intemperance
the only evil which will not and cannot
grow in the garden. DR.. Paul Foster of
Berlin is confident that the adoption Of
vegetarian principles will "end the war
between the poor and the rich, solve the
social problem, complete the work of re-
ligion and in all ways ameliorate the IN
happy condition of the human race"
Reflect upon these things, erring car
nivores, and think that every time You
order beefsteak at the butchers, you
are ordering unhappiness, the deteriora-
ton of the human race and the debase-
ment of society. Go to the grocer's and
buy a peck of potatoes and some cucum-
bers and O plug of tobacco, and carry
peace and potency of social regeneration
home to your cook. Who can tell that
the future of Europe may not be peace
full if Professor Foster can induce the
German emperor to live upon string
beans and asparagus tips for few
viii anybody pretend that
Ezzelino might not have been man as
mild as milk if he had been restricted to
a diet of spaghetti in his youth? Does
suppose that Jefreys lived
upon olivesa
In addition to the moral, physical and
economic advantages of vegetable diet
there is the @sthetical advantage. Mrs.
Bruce, the English woman whose paper
on "The Esthetics of Vegetarianism"
was read at the congress, believes that
"meat eating is opposed to idealism,
while vegetarianism has much to offer
that connects it with the highest and
best in life. The highest aspect of veg
etarianis1n is @stheticism. 1t is full of
vital truth and beauty" We now see
why Mr.. Oscar Wilde ate huckleberries
when he was in the United States. Using
the term aastheticism in its larger sense,
ws see why Emerson ate beans and
why, judged by results, so many of his
seem to have lived on cabbages.
New York Sun.