New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-04-09
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

THE Talk OF TIE DAY.
A vounr colorcd girl Of Philadelphia thus told her
grievance to the Court the other DAY man names
svirginy Georcy Luzby' but has hopes oo hit bein
hanged an, OATS wot Ize hyar TO- ter kick erbout'
Never mind that, interrupted the magistrate. Go
on with your story, "Well!' continued the girl
dis hyar nggal hcz bin a-keepn cump'ny VII me
TO- n sh onter six months, an he Din powerful sueary
an, Iobn, 10, rnite a spell. He's tanitah In
sr.u,e an, kinder hgh-infooenced In grammar. Welt
no nromised 10, ter marry jes soon ez he could
orohd hit. lie kin atrohd hit now, but he woan'
How do you know he can afford to marry youl'
asked the Judge. How d. know' HOW q KNOWN
cried the girl @why, hit on'y tecks 80 cents fur
,,ccnse and seen him aashln dollah lsrse night;
OATS how Know
The heart IS the largest thing IN the world because
Il takes more than the world TO MI IL. . . 49,.
!" The world is full Of people who want to DO GOOD
but they are in no hurry TO 8 wI All find that v.
have something to DO with Sud,% is angel, bav.
10 look Is the life OF lonely child ,.
Whether we get to heaven or not j. I'd pe oecueo
by w o Want WA to have power to learn
control the man who wears your own MAJ MAJ ,,o man
who DIVES his whlske.s never fool but one person.
(Rams Horn
"Monster earrings says tcwecr, lifelong 10
the era OF cannlbalism and WOODWORKING ana
never expected TO the mastodonc oneh'ai ishloh
revived. but English SNeLCOlH uc'i''N '""N 10
earrings must be worn again, SO be prepared 10 see
tho lobes OF ladies' aurices weighed down with great
heavy combinations, OF metal and jewels. wonder
why the women stop short OF wearing rings III 'ner
noses and tenpcnny nails stuck through iher upper
lips
Mr.. Blakc-Maria. what on earth have you been
S SoSnr WIN e 'n Of IL but tR@ death nocs
Mrs. Blake simply cutting ont TIE lree r oo,p,Dns
ones for n free ticket TO Alaska; and I'm gong
right downtown because 1t must he prese'''o pe'o'e
l. o'clccA-(Puch.
A Montana paper says that two men nearly iacAed
each other to death in fight ABOUT month ago. ana
that since then they are not on good terms.
Fashionable methods do not always commend them
selves the common sense OF every day peoptc VINO
ARE ant to think more Of comfort than of mere
assac SasS srnsman w the foo1%an wa:
called to DO duty as ensr e ,n wa. s,t 2ae at
brcad and butter with which he had to serve the
guests. Finally, as he was passing the pale 70 an
old dowager for the third time. he remarked In very
audible Whisper: If you slap three or four slices
together, mum, maybe you can get a bite-lb'''uio
Quips.
saws "The Chicago MALI: "NewYork. y. y. will
please take notice that Chicago is growing In all ways
and directions. Rogers Park and West Ridge, two
suburbs. have just been annexed to Chicago and may
be- considered merely couple OF steps that ms
city has taken in II march to the northwarn. MI
waukec in no immediate danger. but will do WE'LL In
the language OF James whitcomb Riley, to watch out
against the manifest destiny OF Chicago We con-
graduate Chicago getting these two hamcts
II WAS nj a late quarterly meeting OF seventh day
BAPTIST churches In Wisconsin that two cl,rcvmen
were present papers on the same day. anu me 'es'
ton Of precedence having arisen. Mr. A. sprang To lis
feet and said think Brother r. ought to have the
best place the programme he l. an Older man thsn
audience remembered that brother BIS subject was
The Devil cheerful SMILE seemed to beats arnnha
the church. The brethren do 80 enjoy these ht';
things .-(Baptist Herald.
The Paris "Temps- says that the income Of the
fftytwo theatres OF the French capital including ne
crc,Ises and panorama. was last year .2o33.3io
francs million francs less than the Income for loOl
The list IS led by the Grand Opera House. whose re-
ccips amounted 10 :l.06- 461 francs. Next TO the
opera the Coincide Franchise. with i9'r'o-S
francs: the Opera Comique. with l.'63o-l Nare-
ties with l.l35OlS, and Bounes Parsenn's' WIZ
l,l3o. 55l francs. The income OF the lIypodroms
was ljo2,3o0 francs.
suburban vIsltor-I should think you'd die here IN
the city There's absolutely nothing but bricks
and mortar. ont OF town, now there's sueh a ioNeiy
city Fricnd--Nh. but you cannot imagine how
bllssfn Is SIT here and think as o. eecircs 80
BY that you far above the reach OF their giluhS
wheels.-(Bos,on Transcript.
The second largest diamond In the world. according
TO foreign papers, Is being ground IN one OF the
famous diamond shops in Amsterdam. II weighed
In Its natural state 414 1t will lose In tho
process OF "edging- about 27i carats. Despite tins
loss however. It will soon rank between the "Greas
Moril,' the Persian gem, which Is said TO weigh .oo
carats. and the "victora,' Imperial Diamond
owned by the Nizam OF lIyderabad. The famous
"oron brilliant" In Russia, tips the scales NJ
1924 carats. Definite information regarding the
Great Mogul' is difficult TO obtain. end some say
that il IS Jewel OF only 1913 carats. The DE Beers
Yellow" which was sold recently TO an Indian Rajah'
weighs 225 carats. Tie Antwerp diamond will DO
placed on the market In q few months.
spRINGTIME IN GEORGIA.
Springmc in old Georga-that's the time fer me-
Mockln' birds a-singin' an The fish a-bn' frcr' ,.
Talk about operas-ain't none o 'cm been nearo
Can hold just half a candle Georgia moclin-brd
sprIngtme in old Georgia-know It by the breeze
Acaprin' in the ringcts o. the blossom Bonded trees;
Know 1t by the sunshine an the dew that falls ~
on the roses blushn redder than the red lips o the
girls
springme in old Georga-now she's spreadin' ont;
Scattcrn' her kisses 10 the sweet winds ronfuasu.'
All the woods Albumin an the rivers dash along;
An summertime a-comn' In blessed mood o sons'
FRANK l.. Stanton In Atlanta CONSTITUTIONS
"The Trenton state Gazette" speaks Of "Trcn'ons
little Tammany.' As the ring Of corrupt politicians
to which II refers dominates the sovereign state OF
NcwJcrscy. it will strike many people that the
adjective little Is hardly applicable TO 1t.
A. man and his wife entered n restaurant out In
the country and the former said 10 the walter:
What can you let Us lr.ve''
"Sgnore: there Is Only single mutton chop lrm t;n.
ner l"-(ll Mcssagiero.
Though The spells his name differently says m
Irishman, VI. Cavagnac. of France, Is II Irish de-
scent. lie Is descended from the MacNlurrouch Kav
anaghs, who were kings OF Lcnster. and according 10
this authority, the late Mr.. Kavanagl, OF Boris, long
n member Of the House OF Commons. was relative Of
NJ Cavngnac The similarity OF pronunciation in the
two names is interesting viewed In this light should
NJ Cavagnac attain the presidency Of the Republic. 10
Will be tho second man OF Irish descent 10 hold that
honor Marshal MacMahon was always proud II his
Irish ancestry