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Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
All Free.

Those who have used DR.. Kings New
Discovery know its value, and those who
not, have now the opportunity to try il
Free. Call on the advertised druggist
and get trial bottle free Send your
name and address to IL. e. Bucklen 81
Co., Chicago, and get n sample box OF
DR.. Kings New Life Pills free, rs we'll
as a copy of Guide to Health and House
hold Instructor free. All of which is
guaranteed to do you good and cost you
nothing ut Hulburd 81 Co.'S. drugstore
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

TWAS believed as matter of course
that the federal court of appeals
would sustain the national honor. At
such time the people feel the need
not Of a third-rate lawyer but Of a
worthy representative Of the govern
ment. The law should not be party
to fraud and contempt. But the end
is not yet. Tho case may still come
before the full bench Of the supreme
court, although too late now to close
the gates on Sunday, as the govern
ment was in honor bound to do.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
Summer Weakness

And that tired feeling, loss of appe'
tite and nervous prostration are driven
away by Hoods Sarsaparilla like mist
before the morning sun. To realize
the benefit of this crest medicine give
it a fair trial and you will join the
army of enthusiastic admirers OF
Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Sure, efficient, easy-Hood's Pills.
They should be in every travellers
grip and every family medicine chest.
25c box.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
Els Regard For Himself.

The comfortable, well clad citizen was
going along Woodward avenue home the
other evening when q big, burly tramp
stopped him and asked for dime. The
citizen looked him over and asked:
''Do you have no more regard for
yourself than TO beg on the streets?"
"That's just it, boss" was the reply
"It's because I have regard for myself
that do. There's too many dogs in the
back yards. Detroit Free Press.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
The Small "G.iee" of . Great Man

The New York state library has in it's
possession one CT the smallest books i'll
existence. It contains IA pages, each Of
which measures y inches. On the fly
leaf are the words: Life and Service Of
General Pierce Respectfully dedicated
to General Lewis Cass. Concord Press,
1852" From its text it would seem that
the little book WAS a vest pocket cam
paign document, issued during the
Pierce cau2paign.-GSt. Louis Republic.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

Fifty cents is a small doctor bill,
but that is all it will cost you to cure
any ordinary case of rheumatism if
you use Chamberlain's Pain Balm.
Try it and you will be surprised at
the prompt relief it affords. The first
application will quiet the pain. so
cent bottles for sale by Hulburd &
Co.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

From the Hopeful Young Man to the
Pastor-As I stand in the broad avenue
of life 1 find SO many closed doors know
not which one to open. How can tell
which will lead me to success?
From the Practical Pastor to the
Young Man-There's only one, and you'll
find it labeled push. "-Exchange.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
Tho Restless Man.

Of all tiresome things restless man is
the worst. Arestless woman cannot be-
gin to come up to a restless man. She
gets physically tired out after awhile and
must sit down. But q mamie can go
on and on forever.
In cafes, railroad trains, theaters-in
fact, wherever men do congregate-there
also is the restless man, driving every
one distracted with his ceaseless tramp
ing. He goes up, and he goes down, but
he is never weary.-New York Herald.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
WEDNEsDAY,,JU NE %, 1885,.

Complete official returns of Chinese
registration under the Geary exclu-
sion act show that out of 10000
Chinese in the United States, 1879
registered.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

Attendance Sunday at the Worlds
Fair is steadily dwindling, Can it be
that the people knew what they
wanted when so strenuously demand
inc it to be closed on Sunday? 1t
looks so,
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
GTATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
y SteNens LIZ District Court.

GrTATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
- Stevens. In District Court.
In the matter of the petition of John S.
Judd and Harriet E. Judd, his wife, for
the adoption of the minor child, Ccciie
E. Hold
a petition in the above entitled matter
having been duly made and filed with the
Court, representing, among other things,
that said petitioners are husband and
wife; that they desire to adopt the minor
child, Cecile E. Hold; that said child is
about six. years of age, and has been
abandoned by it's parents; which said pc
tition in all respects complies with the
statuteS, in such cas-, made and provided.
Now therefore, it is ordered, that said
petition be heard by said Court, at the
Chambers. of the Judge thereof, at Village
OF Morris, in said county, on Saturday, the
Sth day of July, X. d. 1898, at 10 O'clock in
the forenoon. Let this order be published
in some newspaper printed aud Published
in said county, as required by law.
Dated June 10Th, Al D. 1898,
G. l.. BROWN,
junlit3 Judge of said Court.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

The living alumni of the University of
Michigan are said to number twice as
many as the living alumni of any other
educational institution in this country.
Harvard is reported to be next, with
Yale a good third.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
Saving and Standing.

81 saved up $8.o8 last year" said Wal
lis proudly.
"And suppose you spent it on pres
ents for your papa and mammal" asked
the visitor.
eyes," said Wallis. That is, all but
s. of it."-Earper's Bazaar.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

Those who cannot visit the fair
have at least one consolation. 1t is
no longer the Worlds Columbian
Exposition, but simply a Chicago
show. His honor, MIR. Fuller,has prac-
tically declared it to be such. Even
in this light it is of course worth see
Ing, but let us bear in mind that it is
no longer representative OF the Amer
lean people.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
Monday, June 26.

Margaret Manton Merrill, the well
known newspaper writer and lecturer,
is dead.
Cardinal Vannutelli has resigned as
secretary of the Vatican. He opposes
the pope's policy.
John S. Johnson, the Minneapolis
bicyclist, made mile in 200 3-5 at
Pittsburg Saturday.
Mrs. Jefferson Davis and Mrs. U. S.
Grant met Saturday at West Point.
The two ladies had long talk.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
a Passion For the Antique.

Little May-Auntie loves you, don't
she, and wants you for her own?
Colonel Coldlead Cwho has lost an army
Why do you think SO. dear?
Little May-Oh, you are all old and
broken up like the Venus de Milo; that's
what she loves Chicago Inter Ocean.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

The man who, after studying a hun
dred women, thought he knew the sex
thoroughly, admitted, on intimate &C
quaintance with the one hundred and
first, that he was densely ignorant of the
nature of any one Of them.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

The result will be heavy financial
loss, and it is to be regretted that the
loss will not fall on the heads of those
responsible for it. The three or four
million dollars realized from the SOU
venir coins have been stolen from the
people by villainy as pure and simple
as highway robbery. But the people
will more than make up this differ
ence by staying away in multitudes
from the fair.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

It is said that when dressed in the
European gowns Japanese wife pre-
cedes her husband in entering room,
while in the eastern dress she must fol-
low him,
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

An article in last weeks Advance
by B. Fay Mills entitled "Why I Left
the Fair" may give some useful ideas
to any reader interested in this sub
iect.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

Piles of people have piles, but De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve will cure them.
Hulburd & Co.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

When Lel,y Ta3 sick we gave hes. Castoria.
When alo rs;li5 : C'.lld. she cried fo~ Castoria.
When size b2cauoe Kiss, she chung to Castoria.
When ano Lad C1Ai,irc1, she gave them C.astoria.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

The Missouri supreme court has de-
clared the statute respecting the sale Of
persons for vagrancy unconstitutional
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
A Kind Mistress
1t was raining in torrents.

"Julie!' said madam to'her maid, "be
quick and run across to the milliners and
tell her not to forget my hat"
"Can take Azor out with me, mad
ann"
care you mad, Julie? Can't you see
for yourself that the weather is not fit to
turn dog out of doors?"- Evenement
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

A minister in Grand Rapids, Mich,
created sensation by declaring that
he thought Edwin Booth stood better
chance in heaven than would Rev. Dir.
Talmage.
B. J. Dorap, a prize fighter Of some
note, suicided at Rochester, N. Y,
Friday, after killing his young babe.
He also attempted to murder his wife
but failed.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

This is an astonishing decision.
The people had the impression that it
was national exposition. If there
had been suspicion that it would be
controlled by handful of Chicago
men the majority of whom have shown
themselves men of dishonor, with no
respect for the authority of God or
man, the fair would never have come
into being. But the directory has
oyerreached itself. 1t has utterly
forfeited public confidence and killed
out all general enthusiasm for the
fair.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
Conversational M,sters.

1t would be interesting to calculate
and valuable to find cut just how much
Of the peoples time and money are
wasted in "miste5's." The representative
seems to have deep rooted objection to
being called plain Smith or Brown or
Robinson and insists that he be called
mister" even if, as is frequently the case,
he does not know why the roll is cailcd.
About two hours day througa long
session amounts to considerable wear
and tear of the treasury as well as of the
clerks lrur tissre Washington Post.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
FACTS AND FANCIES
EDITED BY REV. H. NJ. HERRIoK.

The decision of Chief Justice Full
,ler, dissolving the injunction of the
government against Sunday opening
of the Fair, excited almost universal
surprise and Indignation. The de-
cision was to the effect that the local
directory and not the government had
control of the fair.
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
In Need

of a laxative to try Ayers Pills.
Boothbay (Me.), Register.
Between the ages of five and fifteen,
I was troubled with kind of salt.
rheum, or eruption, chiefly confined to
the legs, and especially to the bend of
the knee above the calf Here, running
sores formed which would scab over,
but would break Immediately on NOV
ing the leg. My mother tried every
thing she could think of, but all twas
without avail. Although child, 1 read
in the papers about the beneficial effects
of Ayers Pills, and persuaded my moth
or to let me try them. With no great
faith in the result, she procured
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28

NoTE.-Write for a G. NJ. & st, P.
Worlds Fair folder. 1t gives full par
ticulars as to how to visit the Fair and
what it will cost. If
Morris tribune., 1893-06-28
a riiend

Wishes to speak through the Reg1SteF OF
the beneficial results he has received
from regular use of Ayers Pills.
He says: II was feeling sick and tired
and my stomach seemed all out of order.
tried number of remedies, but none
seemed to give me relief until 1 was in
duced to try the old reliable Ayers
Pills. have taken only one box, but
feel like new man. 1 think they are
the most pleasant and easy to take OF
anything I ever used, being so finely
sugar-coated that even child will take
them. l URGE unOn all who are
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24
1T WAS TERRIBLY SCARED"

snake ran with great rapidity all ovet the building, in almost every direction, up and down, crosswise and every way, suppose, thousand times. It then came to the trout of the building and elevated itself until it stood straight on its tail fully thirty feet in the air.
 II was perfectly conscious all the time, but try as I would I could not move from the spot. After the thing had remained in an upright position for, presume, three or four minutes, there was sudden explosion like the discharge of cannon, and the thing disappeared entirely. With the diSap- pearance of the strange phenomenon l felt shock like the first one had felt and at the same time gained control of my limbs. I haStened to the house, told my wife what l had seen, and she thought was cray, but upon my in- Sisting she consented to accompany me to investigate the matter.
 You can imagine our surprise upon reaching the barn to find it covered with remarkable network resembling large ropes of ice. They appeared to pass around the building in exactly the way the fiery monster had passed. It was not ice, however, but seemed to be  more of crystal, for it would not melt even when we held flame to it and when struck with q hat"het it simply gave dull-lille sound and did not break.
 Upon entering the barn, we were amazed as two good horses stool in their stalls immovable. They were alive, but neither could move a muscle. They seemed to be paralyzcd and stood there more like statues than anything else. They were warm and breelthed all right, but aside from this you could not tell they were alive. l applied the whip and they never flinched. A dog that sleeps in the barn was dead and appeared completely petrified. He was lying on the ground with his head on his paws just like he was sleeping. When I left home this afternoon every thing was just as have described it to you."
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24
AN INTELLIGENT COW.
How She Rescued 8 Calf at the Risk O
 Her Own Life.

How She Rescued Calf at the Risk of Her Own Life.
 Col. l. D. Mcdonald, of Columbia City, Ind, as reported by the Indianap- oils News, tells good story of animal intelligence. He had bought 0 lot of stock, including a cow and her calf, which he was driving home. The cows affection for its offspring had attracted attention more than once.
 At length 0 river was reached, which, being unabridged. the cattle had to ford. The water was deep, and as the cattle plunged in they were swept off their feet, the mother cow among the rest.
 The calf, meantime, was taken by the current several rods downstream, and when the poor cow regained her footing and discerned this, her distress was apparent Instead of making for the opposite shore, as the other ami mals had done. she swan down the stream below her calf. Tho current drove the young creature against the protecting bulk of the mother.
 fairs, started for the shore, the calf swimming alongside of her. About midway of the river the swift current, striking the calf in the fore-quarter, swept 1t behind the COW, and again it houndered downstream.
 Once more the mother went to the rescue. She had to swim around to the other side of the calf, and, this done, she had to steady herself in the stream until the calf was against her side. Her efforts were this time successful, and COW and calf swan safely to shore.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24
PETREL ON THE VINO.

feather ball and sits on the water, just ns your canary does on his perch. Why doesn't he sink? Because his feathers are so oily he can't. These birds grow so fat that to the poor islanders in very cold countries they are invaluable. After they are dead wick is drawn through their bodies and set on fire, and you can hardly believe how well this queer kind of lamp lights up their simple huts.
 The petrel never goes on shore except to build her nest, which is hidden snug " away between rocks or in the sand. There she lays her one egg and brings up her baby. All day the petrel lives on the water. but she never forgets at night to feed it.
 Sometimes they are called Mother lCarey's chickens" If you ever go across the water you may see them some day.-Mrs. G. Hall, in Our Little !Onaa
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24
PLAGUE OF ANTS.
The Busy Insects Reduce Australian
 Houses t0 Powder.

The Busy Insects Reduce Australian
 Houses to Powder
 Australia has not quite so many plaques as Egypt once suffered under; but the plague of rabbits and the other plague of white ants are, in the opinion of Australians, quite enough for the country. The rabbits girdle all the young trees and destroy gardens and field crops. The ants finish what Is left. They have the reputation of bor- ing through corrugated iron, and sheet lead Is no barrier to them. Houses and furniture are ruined in few months, as the ant burrows in every kind of wood except Oregon pine, reducing 1t to a powder. This white ant is about three-eighths of m inch long and provcrbially busy. In the San Fran cisco Examiner, J. Fletcher Watson, an English water-color artist, recently de- scribcd the terra-cotta houses of these little creatures. Ut is masterpiece" |" he said, "this nest-pale chocolate in color and a maze of passages and cells. The ants masticate certain clay into a fine paste, and then add the mouthful to the walls of the nest, repeating the operation until you have piece of soft uuSu pOItSEy t11db uO pOIOCE SOuAo 4C~ produce. It all centers round the royal chamber, gallery after gallery, hall after hall; for it is in reality palace for their queen. Tn the very center is the queens chamber, the siae of a ducks egg, built for her majesty, who is carefully inclosed on all sides, with only minute perforations through the shell to admit air, food and communica- tion from without.
 Millions of these ants live within a single nest, but they have only one queen, who cannot be approached by the myriads of the working ants. The laborers are outside all day long, re- turning only at night; but the soldiers have duty, so they must remain at home and protect her majesty. The nests vary from eighteen inches to five feet in length, and have an average cir conference of two feet six inches."
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24
SENATE IN SESSION.
Among the Nominations Conilrmed is that
 of E. B. Whitney.

of E. B. Whitney.
 WAsHINGToN, March 24.-A duration of only 10 minutes marked the session of the Sentate. Mir. Walthan was appointed a director of the Deaf and Dumb Institute of she District of Colrr>b:a in place of Mir. Haw!cy.
 A resolution offered by Mr. Call, of Florida, in regard to the commission to in 9uire ito the several executive depart ments, up~n which Mir Call proposes tc make some ohseryations, was ordered printed a:,d laid n the table.
 Aft spending about three quarters of an hour in executive session the Scra.e ad iournCd until 2:on ,,.'r ncN:.
 In the executive slSs'on the following noIHin@t:C'?~ wcr.A confirvncl:
 Theodore Runyan. of New Jersey to be Minister of the United States to Germany. Walter D. rabney. of Virginia. to be So iic'tor for the TcHartment of State.
 Edward R. WhitAcy, of New York, to be Assistant Attorney-tieneral
 James G. Jenkins of Wisconsin, to be Unitel *tates irc,;it Judge for the Sev- anth Judicial Circait
 Chaiivs E. Stuart. of TcXas. to be Judge Df the .--tcd States Court for the Indian "erritory.
 Abuer Gaines. of Arkansas, to be Mar hal of the United States for the Eastern District of Ar,lansas.
 Joseph w. House. of Arkansas, to be At 1orncy of the Un.tel Stated for the Eastern 'iStsict of Al, ans;ts.
 Clifford I. Jac..s,,l of the Indian Terri ory. to lr Attorney of the United States 'ioUrt for the Ii:dia.; Territory.
 Ernest r. l al t'riH. oE Maryland, to be Fi4st .t!lt!tor of tL' r'ls try.
 ThcraHS liolcorH of Delaware. to be if;h 'u,litor of the Treasury.
 Feb | B. Brown to be postmaster at cad\ file
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24
THE MINISTRY TRIUMPHS.
unsuC, ..>rul I:I',-. in the D"puties tC
 Or"rtl.-oy. t.:e Cover nnlent.

unsuC, ..>r:u E:f',-. in the D"puties to
 Overthrow: t::e Cover nment.
 PArIS, March 24.-Thc government has !Sa!n h,Nn succC ssrull in the Chamber of Deputies, A critical debate took place ill the Chamber on the question offered by Deputy l.ucien Mlllevoye as to what fur her action the go. ernment intended to take il regard to the bribery and frauds in con lection with the Panama Canal enterprise
 The enemies of the government hoped that the discussion might lead to the over throw sf tEr Ministry. but after some ex- citing Sneechcs tie government succeeded m car! ing the order of the day by show of hands. which proved the attack on the Ministry to be hopeless, for the time at least
 Although the furniture has been removed from vi. Eitici'S office in the Rue Pasquier, and no trustworthy information regarding his whereabouts can be obtained at his pri- vate s.d,ncc, the police do not confirm he rumor that he has fled the city.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24
The Pillar of Safety,

Before the erection of the new uni versity buildings in Jena, the profes- sors generally held their lectures in various public halls scattered all over the town. In the body of one of these halls, where the professor of theology used to hold forth, there stood a large pillar. At the close of the session the students applied to the professor for their certificates of attendance. when the latter remarked to one of the young men:
 But, my dear sir, never saw you at any of my lectures"
 ''Oh, Herr Professor, always sat be- hind the pillar" .f-
 "Strange!" was the reply. "You are the fourth who professes to have sat regularly behind the pillar. Rundschau. . oe >-. ;
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24
We Can Save You $1O

On an Overcoat or Ulster if you want to carry it over yourself. We will sell you a better Suit for $10 than youever boug for $15. We must unload these goods as our spring goods, which we bought last fall and made for the syndicate in the winter, are now ready for shipment.
 Everything at a bargain.
 Girls and boys Caps 1Oc, for merly sold for soc, 75c, $1.
 Mems and boys light spring Windsors, silk lined, worth 75c, now 25c.
 We have anything you want and you can save money by buying of
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24
Big Run on National Bank.

DUNKIRK. N. Y.. March 24.-A run was started on the Merchants National bank herc yesterday morning. and depos;tors crowded the tellers' windows until tn, bank closed in the afternoon. The officials 'ay that the run was maliciously started by certain persons with intent to iniur he bank. : hey say they are prepared to pay every dollar an,. have $1O0, ,000 remain ng. Iherr is not mach alarm felt among he business men.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24

REGENT reports convey the informa- ton that cargoes of horsefesh are be. ing shipped from New York to Belgium as food for the poorer classGs. IL hard ly seems likely that the authorities art aware of such traffic. if it is really be ing carried on.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24
Some High Parsonage, Anyhow.

The following story relates to Super intendent Daniels, of the Maiden (Mass.) public schools: A few days ago one of the primary scholars in the Jud son school came home and said: Mamma, real nice old gentleman came In to-day and heard us read. Euess he must have been the janitor, for some of the children said he had the care of all the schools"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24
Eutscr. Freshmen ExpelIcd.

NEW BRvN:w1CK. N. J., March 24.- Rutgers College st dents are very angry especially SO tie 1r shmc!r, because six memb IS of the fIcsimlcn class have beer dismissed b. tlic facnlSy because they did lot contnc thenlsIlv s sufficiently to theil
 tudi,". The warning; theys r ceivcd from resident Sto seem to have done no good
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24
Two More Gambler suicides.

NICE, March 24.-Two men from New Orleans have committed suicide on the casino grounds at Monte Carlo. Their names are given as Weill and Robb. They had been playing heavily at the casino Tor several days and on Wednesday and Thursday lost enormous sums.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24
Accidentally Killed His UrIJe

NEW Yo2E, March 24-While examin- :ng revol .rr at a party in his hoale Rita Sarhauo accidentally discharged the wea Aon. The ball entered his wife's head, ,irling hcr instantly. They had been mar 'ieI but month. Barbano disappeared, ,md his friends think he has killed himself, $ he WAS GcvUtedly attached to his wife,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1893-03-24
OrIcntnls for the Worlds Fair.

SAN FRANCIsCo, March 24.-The steamer Gaelic, from China and Japan, brings ex- hibits for the Worlds Fair from China, Japan, Java, Corea, Borneo, etc. l; 50 Japan csc men and one woman, who will remain during the Exposition, and Japanese village, accompanied by over 100 peasants