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Morning journal and courier., 1893-12-07
IMPOSSIBLE.

It is impossible to have the last word with a chemist, because he always has a retort.-Boston Courier. Prosecuting attorney What Is your age, Miss Serea Miss Sere (sppealing to judge) Does a witness have to testify against herself?-Life.
 Teacher-Whst happened when the man killed the goose that laid the golden eggi Dick Hicks-His goose was cooked Brooklyn Life.
 Teacher-What have the various expedi- tions to the North Pole accomplishedi Dull Boy-Made geography lessons harder. Yonkers Statesman. Wool-I suppose it's not commsndsble thing to confess, but must say hate | children. Van Pelt-Why don't you join Mir. Gerry's societya-Life. Tramp-Please, mum, have you any cold | vittlesl Housekeeper-I am very sorry to say, sir, that everything is hot. Slams the or).-New York Weekly. She-An of which only convinces me that you married me for my money. He We'll, 1t may not seem probable, but honestly loved you.-Life.
 At the Sslon.-s'Can you tell me what | that picture representsf' "That is Queen Cleopatra. Have you never heard of heri' | N6V6l III uy ilIc. bO scluom Ich0 tne papers. rs."-L'Intrsnsigeant. Ned-I hardly know how I'm situated as
 regards this worlds goods. Bob-How's
 thati Ned-When look at my bank ac.
 count think Pm poor, and when I look at my wife's clothes think I must be
 rich.
 He-This is our last day together. To
 morrow go away and sha'n't see you till
 we meet in the city again. But shall mol
 kiss anybody until I see you. Shs-Oh
 George, forheayen's sake, don't get out of
 praotics.-Truth.
 "Papa, didn't George Washington evsl
 really and truly tell . hbi" asked Tommy
 "No," replied papa. "He was always truth
 full" "Well, say, papa" Tommy went on
 "ne never was a boy, then, was hei"-
 Philadelphia Times. "And what is that photograph off" sh ] asked of the young man who was exhibit
 ing his collection of instantaneous pictures
 "Of a football game" "Desr mel I though 1t was of lot of musioians having . guar rel. Washington Star. II Mrs. Nimrod-Are you going out hunt
Morning journal and courier., 1893-12-07
A GHANGE.


 It looked last fall, just after the election of President Cleveland, as if large part of the population of this country had gone so crazy concerning him that they wouldn't recover. But there are signs that many of the hero worshippers, or idol worshippers, are losing some of their faith and that they are becoming decidedly critical, if not really infdel. Of course it Is as plain now as ever that the President is bigger man than his party, and he is stubborn and ob- stinate, but 1t Is also plain that it isn't safe to blindly worship aud follow him.
 The people were unreasonable and un- reasoning when they expected the big Pres ident to give the country prosperity. They have found this out, and they have found out that he has no supernatural power over business and money. They are in bad shape and they haven't even Moses at Washington. The latest word from him Is that 1t is wise to wait awhile and see what turns up. This Is good advice, but it seems rather cold to those who had per suaded themselves that they were to be beeking about this time in the full light and warmth of prosperity. They see that he doesn't know what to do after leading them into the desert and losing them. They see him favoring tariff bill which will encourage fraud and make havoc with many industries. They see him less sensitive to honest public opinion than even the Hon. Jimmie vsp Alen. They see that the Hon. Jimmie has made a much better exhibition of himself than the President has of himself. They see that he is heartily in favor of Civil Service Reform with suitable reservations. They see that he has been playing deep, dark and curious game in the Sandwich Islands They see that in this matter he got notion that he could do about what he pleased without paying any attention to congress or to the people. They are very suspicious of the whole performance. They don' know any reason why he should siyly at tempt to reseat a dubious queen on hel throne under the pretence of doing right and being better than the authority whici recognized the force that unseated her. And so forth and so on. As is alway the case when boss idol doesn't come ul to the expectation of its worshippers ther is sure to be more or less decadence In tn religion which 1t represents. There ha been marked decadence in Cleveland worship since his worshippers found ou that their faith was misplaced.
Morning journal and courier., 1893-12-07
Thoughtless Man.
From the Washington Star.

lrrom lns "asnlngIon SIaF.I
 "Well," he remarked, 'the first of De, cember is oloss at hand. It's wonderful how time rolls around, isn't iti"
 "Oh, Herbert" she exclaimed, 'I waE afraid you were going to forget all about it."
 Forget about iti I haven't thought ot anything else for week"
 ''To think" she sighed, 'thst we will have been married three years then. Tn so glad you gre not like other men Most of them forget all about snniversa ries."
 Anniversary Oh, yes; thats so."
 "Why, what you you thinking off" sh, exclaimed, and much of the tendernes had fled from her voice.
 "Why-er-you see, my dear, have a not that's due on ths 1st of December
 And there are strong probabilities ths it will be 1894 before he quits wishing ths he were little lees frank.
Morning journal and courier., 1893-12-07
of ancient books to be found in the

of ancient books to be found in the anti qusry shops, very ancient and very per feet. The book shops at the fair were pretty well deserted, and old books were not In demand, and the discouraged sellers were glad to sell at low prices rather than not sell at all. At last the busy feet be- came tired and the hum of the great fair ceased as the night of Wednesday drew on, and when Thursday morn had dawned the weird sellers with their quaint little shops had left the city, and were making for Lsipsic or Breslau, or come other city, preparing to display and sell their wares. Thus they journey on til they compass the vast German empire, as they visit city af- ter city in their travels, and as the years come and go, so the fair comes and goes, and as centuries have passed since these fairs originated in the dark ages long ago, so suppose they will continue for centu- ries yet to come. VIAToR.
Morning journal and courier., 1893-12-07
FASHION NOTES,
Things Darken out O, Doors

Bright colors for the street are gone by. Rainbow effects are confined to ball room and house, and rich, dark colorings pre- vail for public occasions. Russets, bronzes, deep purples, deep greens, either solid or in combination with black or in richly shadowed combination with each other, characterize the best taste for the winter. The brilliant stripping, shading and plaiding that appeared early in the season will appear on the streets worn by the misguided few and the foolish many, but among these good taste will not be.
 Wools and velvets are much used; sstins, silks and shot effects In bright colors not
Morning journal and courier., 1893-12-07
Won1eH Mnsf S2eeb.

If they only could sleep eight hours every night and one hour every day.
 Their freshness and beauty would continue to the end:-
 Years would be added to their lives.
 All Arrangements of the Uterus or Womb, Ovarian or kidney troubles, uterus tumors, spinal weakness, irregularity, indigestion, exhaustion, or displacement" drives the nerves wild with excitement, and sleep is impossible.
 Lyala Z. Pinkham's Hegc. ka6k Cons6Ona,a is the one sure remedy. It has saved thousands, and will save you.
Morning journal and courier., 1893-12-07

1t strengthens the womb, re- moves all pain, and you sleep like a child.
 " No testimonial or hdies' name is ever pub Eshed without the full per mission of the person
 All druggists sell il.
 Address In confidence, LYDIA E. PrSKHAbs MEo.
 Co.,, LYNN, Mass. LyarRILs, 25 certs.
Morning journal and courier., 1893-12-07

ing again tomorrow, Charleyl Mir. Nim- rod-Yes, I think I'll try my luck. Mrs. Nimrod-Wsll, I was going to say that rab- bits are so cheap now think you might shoot two.-Texas Siftin9s.
Mesa free press. [volume] (Mesa, Ariz.) 1892-1901, 1893-12-28

Noroni, and translated from tina
language on the plates, into English
by means os the urim and theu.
rim which was received with the
records. Is it any wonder that par
ties pretending TO believe this com
United the moss blood curdling
crime recorded in history--the
Mountain Meadow massacre; that
they would pefpetrate t, swindle
of the kirkland Bank failure, in
Ohio. That they murdered hnnd-
reds of converts who tried to escape
from Salt Lake City. That the
GOOD people of Missouri aud
Illinois found it necessary to eject
them for horse stealing and murder.
Is it any wonder they preach
lies to the honest and unsuspecting
people of Alabama. If the people
of Days Gap knew as much about
mormonism in their own land az /
do they would tell Ben that he was
wanted in Arizona quick. He
would get revelation from Moroni
to move his washing. Follow the
mormons from New York to Utah
and you will no, listen TO Ben with
much pr thence. II
Invoking the blessings of AL.
mighty God to rest on the people
every where in their present dis.
dressed condition I will beg leave
to remain Yours Truly,
r. O. WEIGH.
MESA, ARIZONA, Nov. ID, 1898"
C,ncerning the mormon popula
ton of the territory Governor
Hughes in his annual report says.
"Objection has been raised to our
mormon population. This popula-
ton does not exceed one-eighth of
our people, and it must be added
there is no more thrifty, temperate.
industrious, or better disposed body
of citizens in the territory. The
practice of polygamy is now un-
known among them. They have
done as much to bring about the
prosperous conditions with which
Arizona is blessed today as any
other section Of the com nunity,
esnaeially in.the reclamation of the
soil by irrigation. of which they
are the acknowledged masters and
the pioneers in the United States. >
Mesa free press. [volume] (Mesa, Ariz.) 1892-1901, 1893-12-28
THURSDAY. DEcEMBER %, 1893.

We are in receipt of an Annual
Columbia Calender, from the Pope
=.
Manufacturing Co., of Boston,
manufacturers of the popular Col
umbia bicycles.
Mesa free press. [volume] (Mesa, Ariz.) 1892-1901, 1893-12-28

TIMBER CULTU9E-.-FiNAL PROOF.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. !
(coMMCrArIoN.) ."''J'ys

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE ~ W
Tucson, Ar iona. Dec. llth, 1885, ~ ~
Notice is hereby given that CHARLES g Shill
Of Lehi. Arizona, has filed notice OF intention. TO-
make dnal proof before the Clerk Of the ID, trict
Court at his ofiicein Phoenix Arizona on Friday.
he 10th day Of January 1894, ON timber culture
application NO s4s for abe lot 1, OF Section NO H.
In Township NO IA Range NO 8 +.
tie names the following witnesses:
Thomas P Biggs, Harvey J Harper. Daniel P
Jones and Orville wing Gil of Lehi, Mariaopa
county Arizona. ~
HERBERr BROWN,
Register,
Mesa free press. [volume] (Mesa, Ariz.) 1892-1901, 1893-12-28
Mormonlsm Disclosed.

Under the above caption we fin d
the following in the Mountain, Ala
News, from q resident of Mesa:
cit will be seen that sympa-
thize with honest men who have
been enormously informed by NOR
mon elders and absolutely lied into
the mormon church. We have sew
eral honest Industrious families
here from the different states, who
have been misled by mormon elders.
They sacrificed ell they had in a
christian land and came to Arizona
thinking they were mormons.
But it only required a few days for
them to ind out that they were
caught in one of the DEVILS nets
And those who have remained
would like to get back.
7 am informed that the good
people of Alabama have one Ben
LeBarron from this place in COM
pany with one MOTIFS preaching
Christ and him crucifed at Days.
Gap. Ben tried it at Purchancy,
Ga, last spring, but it got toe
warm for him. He concluded he
could see feathers in the air and
Moroni revealed tc him that Geor-
gia had-a little tar left. He will
tell you how grand the mormon
church is, and what a magnificent
country Arizona is; how his church
help the poor; how much work car
be had at high wages; how much
vacant land here, etc. But he will
forget the main facts, to-wlt: That
mormons do not believe the bible
that they participate in the follow
ing vices: dancing, intemprrance.
gambling and swearing; that they
possess no morality; that great
many Of them are practicing pc
lygamy now on the sly, land not
very sly; that his brother is living
with two wives here at this time;
that we have great scarcity of
water by which to irrigate the
lands already taken. that work can
scarcely lie had, and if from NOR
mon, (if the pay comes at all it is
an order on the mormon stores.
Nearly all of them are mortgaged
for all they are worth. They are
very superstitious, and sinfully
ignorant.
In this territory the whites,
mormons, mexicans and negroes al
attend the same school, which
would not suit Alabama (nor mr)
and they have a compulsory school
law. Taxes are very high here.
The mormons are required to pay
one-tenth of all they make to the
church. In their articles of faith
they say: We believe the billie to
be the word of God as far as it is
correctly; we also believe
the book of mormon to be the word
of God. But when you sound them
they believe all the bible was incor
rectly translated, except that which
Joe Smith copied. They say the
book of mormon is the most al
Gent, correct and reliable history
,f America, having been discovered
% the Young Prophet Joe Smith,
Junior by the Angel Prophet
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-11-25

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The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-11-25
THE TOLEDO WEEKLY BLADE
And book Containing all the Nasty Let
fers for One Dollar

In answer to general demand from
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ume, cloth bound, all OF the ssNasby
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The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-11-25
Summer Arrangement.
TAKES EFFECT JULY 8.
Through to MOrgantoWn, W.Ya.,b Water

The Pittsburg, Brownsville and
Geneva Packet Co., comprizing three
fine side wheel steamers, are now Of
fering extra inducements to parties
DESTROYS of making a delightful trip
by water. Steamers Adam Jacobs,
NJ. A. Cox, Master; Germania. d..
Bugher, Master James G. Blaine,
Adam Jacobs, Master.
Time of departure from company
wharfboat, foot of Smithfield Street,
going through to Morgantown, $3.50
A. NJ. and 300 P. N. on Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Saturdays, and 300
p NJ. only on Mondays, Wednesdays
and Fridays. Fare, the round trip,
including meals, $500
Time of departure from Morgantown,
500 A. NJ. and ] P. NJ. on Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays, and s A. NJ.
only on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sat-
urdays. On Sunday, A. NJ. from
Pittsburg and s A. NJ. from Morgan
town.
A very pleasant trip is offered by
leaving Pittsburg On either the morn
ing or evening boat, going from 80 TO
go miles up the river returning on
down boat, arriving at Pittsburg at
II p NJ. at the following rates:
Fare on morning boat, round trip,
1.50 including meals $3.50. Even
ing boat, 81. 25;inc1uding meals, 81. 60.
Round trip tickets sold to all points.
All boats leaving Pittsburg go through
to Morgantown.
For further information concerning
the line apply on board of steamer, or
u. W. Carmaek, Wharf Boat, Pittsbure
Pa. S. S. GRAHAM Supt.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-11-25
How Families Go to California.

There are still many who do not
know of the regular semi-monthly
family excursions of California over
the ''Sunset Route of the Southern
Pacific Company (via New Orleans J
Families, individuals or parties of
friends wishing to travel together,
who do not care to indulge in the lux
ury of a Pullman palace car, have no
excuse to deny themselves the great
est treat of lifetime in a visit to
California; for, although only the sec
ond, or cheapest rate is charged, the
trains are regular express trains, the
sleeping cars are comfortable, have
clean, fresh beddings, roomy layator-
les and dressing rooms, and are kept
perfectly clean and sweet. Every eX-
cursion is attended by special agent
of the Southern Pacific Company, and
his sole business is to see to the wants
to the passengers without any extra
cost to them.
The "Sunset Route" has singular
attractions for those acquainted with
the charms of the South. New Or
leans is one of the most interesting
cities in the world. The traveller will
find many strange and interesting
things and upon arriving in Califor-
mia, he will see its famous orange
groves and beautiful vineyards and
orchards all the way to San Francisco.
The following agents of the South
ern Pacific Company will give any
desired information concerning rates,
time of leaving any point, etc: e.
Fawley, Assistant General Traffic
Manager, 343 Broadway, New York: e.
E. Currier, New England Agent, 1872
Washington Street, Boston, Mass; r.
J. Smith, Agent, 40 South Third
Street, Philadelphia, Pa; Geo. b.
Herring, Agent, POI Telephone Build
ing, Pittsburg, Pa; w. G. Neimyer,
General Western Agent $50 Clark
Street, Chicago, ILL.,; W. II. Conner,
Commercial Agent, Chamber of Com
meree Building, Cincinnati, o.; w.
G. Watson, General Passenger Agent,
New Orleans, La; T. H. Goodman,
General Passenger Agent, San Fran
cisco, Cal. ct.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-11-25
Farm And Garden Notes.

A hen that is too fat can't lay.
1t paws to salt the cattle regularly.
A liberal use of whitewash is ben
eficial.
Dampness is to be prevented at
all times.
Sour milk is an excellent drink
for poultry.
Winter wheat and rye make good
fall pastures for stock.
A good orchard adds greatly to
the market value of a farm.
BY sowing rye you can have green
food late, if not all winter.
Cattle will eat almost all of the
corn fodder If it is cut or crushed.
To make profit from your butter
you must make good article.
AS soon as the leaves are off the
currant bushes the wood should be
thinned.
The best profit comes from hogs
that are marketed before the age of
ten months.
You will save money, time and
vexation of spirit by keeping all
machinery in perfect repair.
Keep up with the times and do not
persist in old methods when you
find new ones which are better.
When planting trees dig the holes
large enough to allow the roots to
spread out in their natural position.
If you wish to keep your horses
in good condition see that their
stable is kept clean and that there
are no draughts.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-11-25
L0UCH BROTHERS, Proprietors.
MOrgantOwn and CassVille.

We manufacture and carry
in stock at our new factory in
Morgantown
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-11-25
WHAT KENTUCKTANS SAY
ABOUT THE
ELECTROPOISE.

The Electropoise has been positive
benefit to me. !. II. Lindenberger,
President Merchants National Bank,
Louisville.
My confidence in the Electropoise
grows stronger the more | see it.
Rev. W. W. Evans, Carrollton.
/ look upon the Electropoise as the
means God has given us to cure dis
eases in accordance with natures laws.
Miss Susan Edge, Lexington.
Nothing has ever helped me so much.
w. 7. Matheny, Lexington.
/. Do not hesitate to recommend the
Electropoise. W. G. Graham, Lex
ington.
/ am astonished at its work.
Henry Gilbert, Lexington.
The Electropoise viii cure many
cases of disease where nothing else
will. 1t has worked like a charm in
my family.
Rev. Geo. A. Means, Coyington.
1t is certainly a wonderful instru-
ment, and it is more wonderful how
it does its work, yet it does it.
T. Z. G. Brinley.
(The veteran pillow manufacturer of
the South, Louisville.
The Electropoise has been such a
useful thing about the house that we
cannot do without it. Frank F..
Waller, Lawrenceburg, formerly New
Castle.
Several of my acquaintance have
derived much benefit from the use of
Electropoise.
J. Guthrie Coke, Russellville.
The 'Poise has cured me of kidney
and liver trouble j. 2. Savage,
5l1 E. Gray street, Louisville.
The Electropoise has been great
relief to me.
Rev. T. B. Miller, Russellsille.
The Electropoise has proved great
boon TO me.
E. Crockett, Christiansburg.
| would rather have an Electropoise
than Hot Springs for Rheumatism.
A. X. Marshall, North Fork.
1t is small but great.
T. A. Dowden, Franklinton.
There is wonderful good in it
j. S. Galloway, Smithtield.
The wonder working gem.
Rev. w. +. Wyatt, Morning View.
| speak adyisedly about the wonder
working of the Electropoise as | have
practiced medicine many years.
Rev. ID. II. Marimon, Pittsburg. Ky.
If you will send your name or that
of some invalid friend we will send
you copies of letters from the above
parties and from hundreds of Others;
people you know from every section of
this and other States testifying TO the
curative powers of the Electropoise.
! Address DUBOIS & WEBB, Louis
vile, KY.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-11-25
Far and Wide.

Not on this broad continent alone,
but in malarial breeding tropical re-
gions, in Guatemala, Mexico, South
America, the Isthmus of Panama,
and elsewhere, Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters afford TO inhabitants and So
journers protection against malaria.
The miner, the freshly arrived immi-
grant, the tiller of the virgin soil
newly robbed of its forests by the axe
of the pioneer, find in the superb anti
febrile specific preserver against the
poisonous miasma which in vast dis
tricts rich in natural resources, is yet
fertile in disease. 1t annihilates dis
orders of the stomach, liver and bow
els, fortifies those who use it against
rheumatic ailments bred and fostered
by outdoor exposure: infuses genial
warmth into a frame chilled by a rig
orous temperature, and robs of their
power to harm morning and evening
mists and vapors laden with hurtful-
ness; strengthens the weak and con-
quers incipient kidney trouble.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1893-11-25
November Days.

November is a month of rainy dis
agreeable days. The damp, cold air
penetrates everywhere and chills the
blood, laying the system open to the
danger of colds, pneumonia and kim
dred complaints. There is but one
remedy that stimulates the saystem
and fortities it against such attacks,
and that is whiskey. Not such a
whiskey as is generally palmed off on
the public, but a whiskey of known
purity and quality. Such whiskey
is Klein's Silver Age, Duquesne or
Bear Creek Ryes. These WHISTLES
have been before the public for many
years and find favor wherever purity
is required. Physicians prescribe them,
hospitals use them, and every reputa-
BILE dealer sells them.
They are for sale at $3.50, $1.25 and
$1.00 per quart respectively. Send for
a complete catalogue and price list of
all liquors mailed free. All. goods
neatly boxed and expressed anywhere.
Address Max Klein, 50 Federal street,
Allegheny, Pa.