Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1893-07-27
Let Us All Laugh.


without ceasing Lowell Courier.
II ought to give promise of rest to
a standing army to be ordered to the
seat of war. -Yonkers Statesman.
No, MY son, the chief marshal is
not nine tenths of the procession,
although he thinks he is.-Chester
News.
THERE is tied in the affairs of
men which, if taken at the knot,
leads to strangulation. brownsville
Times.
ANYTHING that would be consid-
huge joke at picnic - Atchison
Globe.
"WHAT tools shall | use?" said the
subway laborer to his foreman. OOH"
take your pick" was the easy reply.
Wait.
WHY express surprise that a young
man should get giddy when pretty
girl violently turns his head Phila-
delphia Times.
The mathematical feat of taking
one from one and leaving two still
continues-in divorce courts. -Glens
Falls Republican.
OUR idea Of a Christian is man
who doesn't laugh when it rains on a
picnic party to which he was not in
vited. Atchison Globe.
IT is said that Elmira Female Col
lege has no yell. We would suggest:
"Myra, Ella Myra, Elmira, Sarah,
'Rah, 'Rah!"-Utica Herald.
WHATS the name of your new
boat?" Il named it Bridget, after
the cook, because it makes such
heavy rolls journal of Education.
."FALsER sings beautifully, but they
tell me he can't tell the truth.
"That's right. He's the most tune
full Tyre in the State. detroit Free
Press.
THE hammock doesn't look unlike
a fishing net. Hence its suitability,
in a way, for a nice perch and an
occasional founder. - Philadelphia
Times.
AN awful responsibility rests upon
the man who has definitely made up
his mind at last that it is time for
him to paint his house. Bonneville
Journal.
UpsTREET-" Hullo! / didn't know
you were bicyclist. How long have
you been ridiDg?" B. Ginner-
"Bout two weeks, off and on. Buff
falo Courier.
81 WAS careless at church and put
81 in the box when | intended to give
only a dime" CA case of contribu-
tory negligence, so to speak. Dc
trOit Tribune.
THERE are lots of people who mix
their religion with business, but for
get to stir it up well. AS a result the
business invariably rises to the top. =
Texas Siftings.
SHE-"How many times have you
been in love before you met me?" He
-"Once. Shetland why didn't
you marry her?" He-"She was mar
ried already. Judge.
BRIGGS was feeling pretty gay
when he went to the club last night.
How did he make out?" "He didn't
make out at all, they had to put him
out. Detroit Free Press.
CLARA-"Why are you SO bitter
against him, just because he pro-
posed and you refused him?" Maude
1.-THE wretch. He said he would
never ask me again. Vogue.
ANNE-Do you know, Mabel, l had
two offers of marriage last week? Ma
bel-My darling Anne! / am so de-
lighted. Then it is really true that
your uncle left you all his money!
Judy
"WERE you introduced to the Count
last night, Marie?" eyes, we talked
together for an hour" "What did
you talk about?" Il haven't the re-
hottest idea. We spoke French. p
Harper's Bazaar.
SHE lin Wagner r)-How smooth
ly and silently these cars move along!
who can make such quiet cars as these
should write such noisy music?-
New York Weekly.
THEY were speaking of supersti,
tions and Mrs. Dix said, What is it
the sign of to have the. family cat
howl outside at night?" "Of death
in the family if the man is a good
shot, replied Mr. Dix, emphatically.
Frank Leslie's.
SAPPLEIGH yale, '93)-"Freshleigh
has eloped with girl whose father
is gambler. Happleigh ditto
/" .faro's daughter, eh? How did they
b appen to meet?" Sappleigh-"Why,
she saw him in the freshma rushes.
Brooklyn Life.