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The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16
How They Do Eat at Clemson!
T 1Edyefield Farmer.1

From private letter written to US
by one of the Clemson students We Gull
the following interesting facts concern
ing the amount of provisions consumed
ave use q barrels of -four, daily, II
sacks meal for dinner, IS lbs. rice for
dinner, IS lbs. hominy for supper and
the same for breakfast; 64 lbs. sugar
per day. and $50 gallons coffee; GO gal.
Ions milk to drink and 80 gallons in
cooking; two quarters Of beef for break
fast and the same for dinner; 5 gallons
,nolasses and 50 lbs. butter at each meal.
The students have ham three times PEI
week, it taking 9 hams for each meal;
vegetables of all kinds, watermelons,
canteloupes, &C."
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16
AM!d-Summer Novelties in Ladies' Hats q

Plaiu or elaborate, toilette can
hardly become success without an
accompanying hat which will harmo-
nize and add to it the indispensable
finishing touch. But the selection Of
the latter is problem OF considerable
study, for one must bear in mind the
circumstances for which q costume ia
intended and accordingly choose the
most appropriate head-gear. One must
also consult the possibilities Of ones
purse, and most important OF all, one
is compelled to remain meanwhile
within the proper boundaries Of the
latest styles. When we come to the
latter, however, what q bewildering
embarrassment OF riches confront us!
For the choice may extend from the
plain tailor toque to the complicated
garden hat made of some sheer mate
rial, in other words, it may Include the
whole range Of the milliners' cres-
tions: delicate tinted straws; poems
Of lace and flowers or Of material SINH
lar to that Of the costume; tennis and
yachting caps; Casino bonnets and the
intiaite variety of bridal hats. One OF
the characteristic features OF the Nc
Dowell Fashion Journsl is that they
generally represent 8 hat Of the latest
f:shiou with each costume, for the
double purpose Of giving millinery
novelties and Of illustrating the inu-
mate relation between q toilette and
the head-gear. The most popular OF
these Fashion Magazines are: "l.s
Mode de Paris" "Paris Album Of
Fashion," The French Dressmaker"
and "La Mode" The former two cost
$3.50 each, year, or IS cents copy.
1.-THE French Dressmaker" is $500 per
annum, or so cents copy. LIS Mode"
costs only $50 . year, or Is cents
COPY, and is intended to become the
home fashion journal par excellence.
II you are unable to procure any OF
these magazines at your newsdesler, do
not accept any substitute, but apply
directly to Messrs 4. Mcdowell L Co,
& West 14th Street, New York.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16
MAJESTY OF THE LAW IN TEXAS.
He was Altogether Too Busy to Serve his
Sentence.

From the st. Louis Republic
lr country scat of a little Texas
frontier town an illiterate old cattleman
was brought up before the grand jury
for cow stealing. The old man had
been stealing cows all his life, and
looked upon this arrest as joke, think
ing that his money and his influence
would be able to pull him through.
Consequently he sat through the trial
with look of sublime unconcern on
his face, cutting on chew afte, chew Of
tobacco and whiting bit ofpine with
his old Barlow knife. The evidence,
however, seems to have been conclusive,
for the jury retired and speedily re-
turned bringing in verdict Of guilty,
and the judge assessed a term of FIVE
years in the penitentiary,
"Whut's tbato' exclaimed the old
rascal, jumping up and splitting his
quid out. "WhuL's that. gentlemen?
Five year in the penitentiary? Ne?
Five year in yer burned ole Jail that
'uz built fer hoss thieves an nigger>?
Why, Jedge,' turning to the bench.
you'll have to fix this thing up! I
can't 80! I've got three herds of cattle
to found up this week; bound to be did,
yer see? Durn yer ole law! What have
1 got to do with it? Whut's it got to do
with my mavericks? How does it know
anything about my brand or my year
Inns? Durn yer law! Fixit up, Jedge.
You see how Pm situated"
The Judge was an "old-timer," too.
He had dealt in mavericks before he
took to the Law.
"fou're mighty awkward placed,
Boser," he said, damned awkward!
Let's see-hoW can I accommodate
you?" He scratched his head and
thought awhile. Here's what you kin
do," be went on. go an tend yo'
round-ups an let me know as soon as
yo' git 'em laid by, then III inforce yo'
fine.n
THANK yo' ledge. Thank yo.' That's
far an squar an neigh borly" answered
the condemned. II reckon kin wind
things up in about three months an
III come roun' an let yo' know"
"Cote's adjourned" called the Judge,
and he and Btser went around the
corner and took drink together.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16
FIVE MILLION BUSHELS
Tha, 10 About the Annual Crop OF Pea
nu.s-A Valuable Plant.

From the New York Independent.
The "goober" Industry Of Norfolk is
unique. Here is little city in Virginia
that has become the greatest distribut-
ing centre Of peanuts in the world. A
peanut is q pretty small item, but An
annual crop Of something like 5:nO, OO0
bushels, worth millions OF dollars,
makes pretty big item.
The demand for COOLERS has doubled
within the las: five years and the supply
does not yet fill the growing demand.
Few people know the curious uses to
which the goober has beer put in
trade quite of late years. No other
single plant raised in this country is
used in so many different ways. The
Chinese say the cocoanut palm has as
many useful properties as there are
days in the year. The goober is not so
universal as that, but it has as many
valuable qualities as there are days in
the week. The solid part of the nut is
peculiarly nutritive and supplies fruit
aud food for many family. The vines
make fine fodder, some say as good as
clover hay, while hogs fatten on what
is left in the fields after the crop has
been gathered.
Ifyou grind the nut you get a sweet
quality of -four, with which the house
wife makes delicious biscuit. If you
squeeze it you obtain 3 valuable oil,
resembling olive oil and used for simi.
lar purposes. This oil also enters lsrge-
" iuto the manufacture of the better
grades of soaps. The kernels are :lso
used in the manufacture of some kinds
Of chocolate. The confectioner helps
to ruin our digestion in our boyhood
days with peanut candy; the Georgia
cook alone knows how to make rich
pastry of pounded peanuts. The artists
with paint brushes, silks and satins
create novel ant beautiful peanut orna-
ments; so that peanut dolls and other
curios may now be seen in the shop
windows, especially around the holi-
days.
These are some of the ways in which
the leguminous nut is useful to US. The
goober is grown more or less in all the
Southern States. The bulk OF our sup
ply comes from Virginia, North Caro-
lima and Georgia. Down South these
edible nuts are called "goobers" or
"pinders." They are not known ss
peanuts. Now that the demand is In
creasing and good prices are obtained,
more growers are going into the busi-
ness every year. Few crops are easier
to raise than the goober. 1t is hardy,
prolific plant, and requires no more
care and attention than crop OF pota-
toes.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16
NOISY CHILDREN.
The Experiences and the Conclusions ostho
Father OF . Family.

The children. wore noisy" said the
father of family, mo dou t about it
and the people above US. the people be-
low us, aud the people all around US
In the fiat We lived in then, kicked
dkicked hard. We moved and took
house. We didn't see how we could
disturb any body living in a house, but
We did, Of course, the children wen'
into the street more or less to play, and
half the people in the block said that
ours were the noisiest children they
ever heard of. We moved again. this
time to the suburbs, where the houses
were separate aud, we hoped, far enough
apart so that the children wouldn't
disturb anybody.
"The children were greatly delighted
with the lawn and the yard. They
had never had grass to play on before,
except in the city's parks aud for q
while in the summer when we had
gone out Of town on my vacation.
They romped and rosred and made
more noise than ever, and yet the
neighbors kicked. They were polite
and agreeable, all, and the foot was in
a carpet slipper, but the kick was Wig
orous all th" same, and we moved
ssain, this ,ilue TO the Rocky Noun
tains.
"We didn't see whom We could dis
turb there, but before long We got q
protest from the grizzly bears who said
the children disturbed them. We
thought the grizzlies were little un-
reasonable in this. Still there was
protest that we felt bound to respect
and we moved. This time we went
due north and took up a quarter Sec
ton near the centre of the polar re-
gions. No neighbors, no prospects OF
our disturbing anybody; children great
" tickled with the north pole, used to
80 out and play around it daily,
everything apparently going along
comfortably, when We were waited
on by 8 delegation from the gram
puses, the walruses, and the polar
bears; they said the children made so
much noise they couldn't sleep nights,
and they couldn't stand the racket.
Really. this seemed like crowding US s.
little, but after looking the polar bear
chairman over for a moment, I thought
didn't care to discuss the question
with him, and that perhaps on the
whole 1t might be as well for us to
move, and we did.
"Where:s Back to where we were
at the beginning, and, while still striV-
ing faithfully to keep the children
within bounds, less disturbed by them
nor ourselves land disposed to take the
neighhors' complaints rather more phil
losophically, for we are convinced that
children will be children, and that 1t
isn't possible to keep young children
quiet"
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16
Fatal Fall la SpartanbarE.
1Sp cial to New and Courier.

lSps cial to News ana Courier
SpARTANBURG, August ll.-Charies
Dsricntt, d white painter, - years Old,
was suddenly killed to-day. He aud
William Wilkie We're painting the
parapet Of the froni "f CHrliSie x Can
nou's store when the swinging Scan"Ic
gave Way and Dsric,'tt ;ell thirty feet
to the stone pavement. HIS head ws>
crushed. Wilkie clutched y pulley r"pc
and cli.nhetl 10 the top "t tie house.
One of the rope loops holding the
scsffhi6 broke.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16
IS SWAN IN CONTEMPT.
He Ha. Been Ordered to Appear Before
Judge Sirnonton at Greenvilie.

CHARLESTON, S. G., August 9.-An
order has been signed by Judge Simon
ton for Constable e. B. Swan, who
seized a barrel of liquor at the South
Carolina Railway last week, to appear
in court in Greenviile, August II, and
show cause why he should not be ruled
for contempt and punishment. 1t also
restraints further interference with the
road aud property in its possession and
any disposition being made Of the bar
rel seized. 1t is exactly similar to the
recent sherifts' contempt proceedings.
The barrel of whiskey that Swan seized
had been in the railroad depot since
April 18th, awaiting decision of claim
for ownership.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16

BETWEEN SEwsEEEY. CLINTON .sD IAuREss.
1Sa:is STATIONS. Ss: So:is:
i 2nsm Columbia. 4i5 pm
H2SSpn SD5a -~SSsTssbeE35y~ SSss3y l2ss pm
l5pn .-... Clinton. Ii 10 am
IS pm Ar Laurens Ly 10 10 am
BETWEEN HODGES AND ABssvILLE.
Psy Ps Rst'zi Ri Il STATIONS. SS; ~ i e sea
la 40p M sG pm LvHodeesAr IS pm y xpm
Op m e . pm.i srr2ugh's f. s. pmai2 pm
Tsp m SO opmArAbbevilieI.v2 80 anil Sop n
CONNECTIONS VIA SOUTH BOUND RAILROAD.
Daily; Daily. CENTRAL TINE Daily. Daily.
No. 81. No 3
SoOpn, Ar...savannah.. Lv. 00am s:sf .s
Opn,. Lv. Columbia.Ar 10 % am
Nos l3 and IA are solid trains between
Charleston and Ashevllle.
Through coach between Savannah aDd
Asheville on Il and l3.
Trains leave SpaTtanburg, s. c., A 4: c. Divis-
ION, Northbound. 8 N, sos p N, 6 L p NJ
Vessibuled Limised.; southbound u Is a, 2a
P m, II 8 NJ (Eeseibuled Liniteds West.
bound, ". n. c. Division, 6 % p N and 10 p.n-
Tor Hendersonviile, Asherile. and Hot Sps!ng5.
Trains leave GreenviiIe. S. c.. A. & e. Dty1.
sion, Northbound. y Y n, 1 90 p n, and 80
M. Eesdhuied LinaitedE Soushocund. / Na- N.
20 p. nv. II ss p. m. tyesibuled Lmitedl.
Trains leave Seneca, s. c., AeS & Diyisson.
Northpound, II 8 p. M. 2 5. p. m, and 10
p m; Southbound ~ g. M, S p. M,, ana
81 p. E.
PULLMAN CAR SERVICE
Pullman Sleepers on l3 and Il. between Char.
lesion and AshevilIe, via Columbia and Spartan.
| burg. -
Pnllmas Palace Sleeping caz On Trains s-szd:
50. 81 and s. On A. & Z. Division. &
W. A. TURK, s. Il. HARDwiCK.
| Genl Pass. Agent, Asst Genl Pass. Agts
Washington, DC. Atlanta, ga.
V. E NcBEE, SOL HAAS
Genl Sup't, Traffic HSf,
Columbia, &C. Washington, D. C.
". Z. GREEN. Gent Ms'r, Washington, DE-
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16
The Boys Sized Him Up.

COLUMBIA, S. c., August S.-One of
the Dispensary constables visited Lau-
rens last week in the guise of a peddler.
He was spotted and when be got in
with the boys and iutimated that he
would like some toddy they gave him
q dose that laid him out. Croten oil is
said to have been.one of the ingredients
that knocked him out.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16
Their Names All Begin with L.

PAxKERsBURG, w. Va, July IS
DR.. Rupert Of Big Clear Greek, in
Greenbrier, is the father Of eight girls
and seven boys, and the name OF each
one Of the children begins with con-
sonsnt. L. an ends in vowel. The
following are the names Of the girls;
Ledona, Lorens, Lycena, Laeella'
Launa, Lydabn, Lomegs, Lemda. The
boys are Lavira, Livigua, Luaezo, Lea
vey, Lsdura, Leomds, and Leslie.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16
VIRGINIA COLLEGE

For YOUNG LADIES, Roanoke, Va.
Opens Sept Il, lSsa 4 beautiful and at
trsctive College home. New boildtngss
among the finest n the south. Modern I'M
provements. New Pianos and furniture.
Campus ten acres, magnificent mountain
scenery; in Valley Of Virgins, famed for
health. European and American teaeaefs
Full course Advantages in Music and Ar
une1eelled- For Catalogue address the FTes'
ident-
". A. HARRIS, d. D.. Roanoke, Va.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16
A Long Time Between Scraps.

From the Boston Herald
It is aa:23 years since blow was last
struck in the House OF Commons, and
the offender was then sent by the
speaker to the Tower of London.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16
Effective July 2nG, 1893.

South Of Columbi Trains use 9Oth Nerd
Ian Time. North of Columbia, Trains use
18th Meridian Time.
Close connections at Savannah with the
Ocean Steamship Co.'S elegant Steamers for
New York, Philadelphia and Boston, and
with the Plant System Of Railways and
Steamers for Cuba and all points in Florida
EDWARD FORD. Supt.
/. ID. FLEMING. GEM Pass. Agt
Jos. F. GRAY, Trav. Pass. AgL
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16

Do you read the testimonials pub
lished in behalf of Hoods Sarsaparilia?
They are thoroughly reliable aud w"r-
thy YOUR confidence.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16

me ConSumpS!ve and Feeble I'D m via
Saef fsosa aanseng dseass Eaorio Pa-kes Gtnrer
Tonic Esres the vorrs Cough, Weak LrnSl Desisy a.
oSeraoa' fesnsls VeAktsss RaerE.sn aad Pain &c 81
HlMDERGQRHS TIE only su-e ez-e for Coma
S1's A. PAIN Aakes siSas cay. S<a., q LrsSg,sa
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16

A $50 Confederate bill was passed on
q Brooklyn, \. v, jewelsr Saturday
night week.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16

WOOD WORKING MACHINERY
BRICK AND TILE MACHINERY
BARREL STAVE MACHINERY
GINNING MACHINERY
GRAIN THRESHiNC MACHINERY
SAW MILL MACHINERY
RICE HUlllNC MACHINERY
ENGINES AND BOILERS
State Agenc! for Talbot { Sons Engines and
Boilers NV and GriSt Mills
Brewers Brick Machinery.
noub:e Screw Cotton Presses
Thomas Direct.Acti G Steam PreSSeS-no
belts
Thomas Seed Cotton evatorS.
Hall and Lummus Gins.
Engelberg Rice Rullers.
H 4. Smith Go = Wo 'dworking Machinery.
PlauerS. Rand Saws. Mouders. NorfSers.
TenonerS, comprising complete eQuipme ut
for Sash. Door and Wags'n Fa. tories.
DeInach Plantation Saw Mil. var able feed.
Eeltiug, Fitting and Machinery supplies.
Write to Me before Buying.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16
WESLEYAN FEMALE INSTITUTE

opess Sept e.A. lisa C.i;nase and surroundiass e1.
esotSona H.odsorae briidinex beinG re1nodeled.
thoroaShly reoov.sed repaiated inside and o1ts'ce
and refurnished with nov pianos. caspets &c. steam
hest gss light bsth roons On ers3 aoe. New LAoosa-
Xdvaaced Courses II English Lacia. German ESeaes-
kc. Special .dvAoseSos u Mnsic and Ar. ~ e1aco-
iaS pops from Is States Terms moderate. For GAIA
lorrss q. this celebrated old Virginia School addIeos
WV. ROBERT>oS. Pres, SeauurSn, a.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16

FOR DYSPEPSIA,
INDIGESTION, and Stomach disorders, teke
BROWNS IRON RITTERS.
Ali dealers keep it, 81 per bottle. Genuine has
trademark and crossed red lines on wrapper.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16

Sold throughout :Ac world PoTTES DECs
AND CHEN. CnSp. cole props, Boston. As-"Al
AAou; tie Blood and Skio," ros.led free
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16
gCHMOND AND DAyVlLLERAlL
IA, ROAD COMPANY

Samuel Spencer, F.W. Huidekoper & Reuben
Foster, Receiver.
CoLUNBA AND GREENvILLE DIvIsIe
PASSENGER DEPARTMENT.
condensed Schsdule-In effect July End, i SO.
Grains run by75th Meridian Lirne.ii
RETwEEN CHARLESTON, COLUMBIA, SENECA AND
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16

Instantly relieved By = cusi-
cura Plaster. oecaSse it VI
.al!zes tie nerve forces and
hence cures nervous paius,
weakness aud nurbpeSs.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1893-08-16

e. Facial Rleraishes, falling hair and sim
pie sas. -s.hes prevented sy Cusseura soap.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1893-10-26

! have peeped into the quiet parlors
where the carpet is clean and not old,
and the furniture is polished and bright,
into rooms where the chairs are ceat
and the floor carpeted. into kitchens
where the family live, and the meals
are cooked and eaten, and the boys and
girls are as blithe and joyous as the
sparrows overhead, and l see that II is
not so much wealth, or learning, or
clothes, or servants, or toll, or idleness,
or town. or country, or station, as it is
tone and temper tnat render homes
happy or wretched. And | sec. too.
that in town or country. good sense
and kind feeling, and Gods grace make
life what no teachers, or accomplish
ments, or means, or society can make
1.-THE opening stave of an everlasting
psalm-the fair beginning of an end
less and blessed existencc-the goodly,
modest, well-proportioned vestibule 10
temple of Gods building that shall
never decay, or wax old, or vanish
away. John Hall
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1893-10-26
August.
Flower

"I have been afflicted with bilious
ness and constipation for fifteen years
and first one and then another prep
aration was suggested to me and
tried, but to no purpose. A friend
recommended August Flower and
words cannot describe the admira-
ton in which hold it. 1t has given
me new lease Of life, which before
was a burden. Its good qualities
and wonderful merits should be made
known to everyone suffering with
dyspepsia and biliousness." JESSE
RARKER, Printer, Humboldt, Kas. .
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1893-10-26


She wasn't blessed with mucribcarty,
but she was dressed and had the ap-
pearancc of being exact She came
into the Union depot and tripped to the
ticket Office.
"What time does the next train leave
for Chicago?" she asked.
"It will start In Eve minutes"
"lIow much is the fare2"
Twelve dullarR"
81 thought II was only ten dollars"
Twelve dollars Is the usual fare"
"Will II be any cheaper to morrow"
mot n cent"
"Well, I'll take a ticket"
Here you are"
"Can you change n fifty-dollar bill2"
"Yes, change a FIVE hundred-dollar
BILL
IL took her some time TO gather up
her change and stow IL away. When
she had performed the operation, she
smiled and asked:
"What timo did you say the train
went?"
"The train Is gone. There will be
another one TO Chicago tomorrow
morning. g."-Pittsburgh Dispatch.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1893-10-26
A PLAIN TALE.


hut II Il strictly truthful aud Full Of
Human Nature. CD
Don't fool with strange babies.
There may be some exceptions 10 this
rule, bnt ordinarily 10 Is wise one to
follow. Anyhow, that's what GER
tain fat individual living In this city
thinks
lie got into Fifteenth street car at
Girard avenue, looking as fat men al
ways look, just brimming over with
good humor In n corner Of the car a
young woman was sitting with baby
ON her lap, The baby looked Just as
happy as the fat man, and laughed and
cooed in a way that brought admiring
glances from every one else in the car.
Fatty meant we'll His good nature
prompted him to help the baby along
and make IL still happier. So he smiled
nt IL, ehucked IL under the chin, clapped
his hands, made faces and and in fact
did everything that the average man
thinks will make an infant laugh.
Baby took it all in good part for
n while and really seemed TO enjoy its
playmate's antics. Then Il branched
out IL grabbed his watch-chain.
Mamma said: "No; baby mustn't"
But baby must and would. Fatty said
all right, and the little one played
with the chain for a while. Then IL
wanted the watch and, failing 10 get
this, it made n grab for Fatty's whis.
kers This was more than he bar
gained for. He changed his seat and
looked over at baby smilingly and said
Boo Baby looked sour. Fatty
made face at II and said Boo once
more, at which baby set up howl. and
thereafter pandemonium reigned in
that car. The mother looked at the
cause of IL all with cold, vacant stare,
the passengers gazed at him with in
tense scorn, and he himself looked
sheepishly around for some time, and
then, as the bowling continued, sud-
denly got up from his seat as Spring
Garden street was reached and left the
car.
Don't fool with strange babies. -
Philadelphia North American.