davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1893-04-18
Gin nettes Rleeblatt.
Orei Otebe p~OrIdufi9 uniddoIi6 eema6t.

G6rift O'Gonneu, Sancs S6ea un6
Marttn 6o9an itn6 ber itrafenoen @erecbz
ttgfett berfaQen unb bic @roBgeibporenen
tperoen itcb nit tbnen gu beicbdftigeu baben.
Capt. 8lettner'S 2eute bon Ser Martpeuftr.
Station tparen i3on felt lGngerer !3eit
btnter elmer 8an6e BON 9ieben Der, tpelcbe
iiob bamtt bei3dftt9ten, @aaren in eiuem
Staottbetle 81 fteblen unh tie i'm anoeren
81 pertaufen. 9as nette &leeblatt, ipeIcbes
ltb ieBt in elmer 3eue Der Station ouf1Glt,
btlbet Die 3terbe bieier @eieui6aft unb
beute tpuroe es Dor benz 6auie 0to. 228
Stltonitr. auf9efunben. Die bret &erle be-
tanben it3 i'm 8eitb zines @agcns, tpeldber
0eor9 5aroing, wobnbaft SEC. 538 Ban
8ltrenitr.y ge6Ort unb tparen gerabe bamit
belcbdttt9t, ben Snbalt beiielben feilSubiez
ten. Get S'Gonneu unb Shea mur6en
9autrer>2tSen3en porgefun6en.
, 1893-04-18
R~lapterfpteI uno ueberarbettuno.

Der 9treftor Der f6ntgltden Glifabetbs
ldbltle 81 Berlin 1pricbt IN 1etnem Sabres>
bericbt itber baS &laDier1ptel Dom Welic6tS>
punfte Der @eiunobeitSfrage ftch in 10
5utreftenber gSeile aus, baB ieine Wprte Sic
~tpetteite Serbrettlng unb bic gr0Bte 8eabz
tung BON ietten Ser @Gtern uno Grsieber
ftnoen ioQten. QBdbrenb @ltern aus Sc
iunbbeitS9rtnben t6ren &inbern 8efretrn9
BON anoeren 9ebrge9enitGnben Ser S64le
ertptrfen, lalien tie Ben Muittunterrt6t
uno Die uebungSitunben rltbig tpetter be-
iteben. Der 8ericbt nennt es einen MtBz
bra1b Der ttnolt6en &rGfte, tpenn fir
&looieriptel ebenio oieL, ia mebr 3eit be-
an1prucbt tptrb ais fir Sic S6uIarbetten
Die ibtpa3em, matter, seritreuten SbIlerz
tnnen tparen tait burcbtpeg biejentgen, sic
td9ltc9 etne bis 5tpet Stunben auf benz &laz
bier itbten. Wurbe Ser &lapierur1terrtdt
a1fgegeben ober bod erbeblich etngeibrGntt,
10 tparen Die WGbcben eritdbtlicb friicber,
l1abmen roger tbeiL un6 l~eifteten Beiieres.
Seine llebnng felt an baS NerbeniDitem
bO6ere Nniprt6e ais baS &lapieripiel.
0ab btes fe~ineStpegs nur Singer unb
acknowledgements, lpnbern b0dbit ermii=
DC4'DC WV WI |StpCttpC V~ElIleolDullBlell eE>
forDert, bat Dubois GeDmpnb ertpieIen.
9aS Iuge bat nit N%nipannung Bic Noten
raib ST iiberblt6en ult6 aufSufaiien, 6as
S0r bic 0eitdtsetn6rude nit BEN entipre=
cbenben Sonoorftellungelt 3u be9leiten, bos
@ebtrn uno NerpeniDitem iou Die @eiibtSz
un6 3onDOrftellungen in geltau abgemeiie=
mem 8etpe9un9santriebe iiberieben, Bic
WtuSfeln loQen binret6en6e &raft beitBen,
UNI Die 8~etpcgungen BET Q(rme, 6Gnbe uno
Singer ben NtQenSantrtebeu gernGB aus
8ufitbren. Wtan ioute baber, bon einfacberz
en- l1ebungen, 2eien, S9reiben, 3u font
pliStrteren forti6reitcnb, ben &laoierunter=
ri6t nibt Dor DDIenbetem 3p0lftem Sabre
6e9tnnen. Stir Ben 6anbarbeitsunterridb
Ottrften gan3 bteielben @runbiabe 0nere
fennung perbtenen, benn aucb bier perben
Bic tebnti6en S6tpiergfeiten in ~reiferen
Su9enOiabren oieI leicbter unO raicber iiberz
nunben ais in Sen eriten Sabren beS
S3ulalterS. 9urb jenen ipGteren 8eginn
miro auglei6 Der bielfab geriigten l1ebcrz
bilrbung oorgebeltgt, bie BET ~unieren b0beren
S06tericbulen unb ben an btele angebGngz
ten Seminarien 10 i3aOli9 tpirtt.
, 1893-04-18
barrifon i'm Ratbbaus.
CT periuat 9e9en oas PenrYzSYnoifat an5us
fdnpfen.

8irgermetiter Garter s.. 6arriIon err
ibien beute gorlnittag tur3 nacb 10 ubr inn
J%tat1baule, 9efol9t bon elmer gan5en S6aar
Der 8rob nno 8utterbrtgabe, tpel6e bunsz
rig na6 elmer 2lniteQun9 i6noppten. Ser
8iirgermetiter mar iebO6 anidbetnen6 1ebr
in Der @ile unb begab iib iofort in bic
Office bes GommifIdr5 fir bic 0ffentltcbeu
2lrbeiten. CHARLES s.. SbDab, elmer Ser
Neutrality-suspicious., foIgte ibm bortbin
uno bal6 naren 8eibe in Elm lebbaftes Sc
iprGdb oeripifelt. SER S6mab eriubte
ben 8iirgermeiiter UNI Die @rlau6niB 5piz
I6en Wabiion> ltnb WtonroeitraBe Elm
neues @eLeile Legen 81 bitrfen nm baS
&angiren BON .3igen fir Die @eltausitelz
lung 81 ermoglihen. Der frilbere Gorpoz
rationszQ lupalt Sobn g. Wtiaer, nelber
nob in ieiner Sfftce mar, puroe berbeigez
bolt un6 UNI feline Qniibt gefra9t, boob
mar ber1elbe lebr Suriidbalten6.
Der 8iirgermeiiter entpidelte elm Iebz
bates Sntereiie fir bic 9ampfergeieuibaf=
ten, ipelcben es burb ben @ontratt Der
Neutrality-suspicious. nit benz 6enrD=
Spnotfat unmO9li6 9ema3t lit, tbre
Yaifa9iere an ben Iiiblidb un6 nOrblib Der
9lusftelung erbauten YterS gu lanoen.
Gr nlacbte 0errn Sbtpdb Den Sor1oblag
bies gu geitatten, ba es feline Qlb@
iicbt lei Bic Hecbte Der ~iibri9en 9ampfergez
ieui6aften gu icbiben, neil babur5 Dem
9ublttum GROCER 8orthetL gepGbrt, uno
Soften unb Wii6e 9elpart Derben.
t6err Scbpab e%rtldrte, baB eS ben fletnez
rem S6tffen geitattet letn iOue, an Den
9iers an3ule9en unb Die Baiiagiere berz
ielben BEN neu erbauten 8iabuft toitenfret
beniiBen t0nnten.
Der 8Irgermeiiter for6erte bann Ben
GDrporattonsanpoLt auf, biesbe5iigli6 an
ibn 81 6ertbten unb begab ii6 bann nocb
ieiner etgenen Office tpieberum gefol9t bon
elmer S3aar bon 2temteriGgern.
9abgem er it6 burb Die bi9te Menge
b~inburcb 9eOrdngt bate, ert6eilte ct suerit
Der Sbaar Der 8eribteritatter 9luOien3,
Oenen er peritberte, baB itc6 ietn &f nit
ben 3ettungen nicbt auf iie erftreden ioue.
@r e%rfldrte, baB 8OIi3eicbef McGlaugbrD
ietne &eiignation eingereidbt babe, bielelbe
aber no3 nicbt ange1Ommen pOrben iei.
, 1893-04-18
Die DabItn m


9te 8efir6tung, 6aB Sic 200 Mbsussz
~rO6renarbetter in Bilmette BEL Der
beltte IN @panitOn itattftnben6en Stabtz
pabl 5u i%tintnen beriucben %piirben, lit
ni6t eingetroffen. Die 9eute fteben inn
9tenite Der vGpaniton Contraction
Company" un6 unter ~beionberer 9etz
tung bon CHARLES s.. Bartlett. 9ebterer
fa9te beute Mtorgen, 6aB err feline 2eute err
iu6t babe, feinen 8eriuh gu ftimmen SIT
mac6en un6 es lei, 10 piel er nifie, auc6
nibt gei6eben, nit 9~tusnabme bon lebsebn,
Die regiitrirt un6 bamtt Misunderstanding
leten.
On 6en StimmfGiten ging es iebr rrbig
8u unb bon Ben 300 Stimmgebern 6eS
Stdbtbens, batten bis Wtittag 200 ibre
Stimmen abgegeDelt.
, 1893-04-18
U(euer proseB bemiuiot.

NuS g8aibington ein9etroffenen Oez
peIden 3ufOlge bat bas 81 er@8unbesgertcht
George 8. gSillon, Der I'M Sftober i'm bie=
1t9en 8unoes9ericbt 5u 2 Sabren 3ubtbaus
berurtbetIt pOrOen mar, einen neuen 8roaes
bcmtllt9t. gSillon itano inter Der &ntIage,
@trcllarc bebufs @n5eige pbicOner 8Gder
ourcb Die Yoit perbrettet 5u baben. 0urcb
eInen ftn9trten 8rtef bate 8oftinipeftor
Wtc9lfee tbn tn's @arn 9elodt. 8ilIon's
a6oofat madbte peri9iebene tedbnii6e GIN
ipanbe betm Sro3eB, tpelcbe 6as Obcrgeribt
lIl1terltltBte: Der @efan9ene tptr0 iebt fretz
%9elallen nnO lnter 8trgi3aft sefteut tperz
ben.
, 1893-04-18
0ie neuIibe Melbung aus Ma16ino.

- Die neuLtbe Melbung aus @aibingz
ton, baB ser 8un6esienat nur cine etn3tge
@%rnennun9 beS BrGii6enten unbeitGtigt ge@
laiien bate, un6 apar bic 9epion 6.
2annon's gum 8un6esmari6aa fir 9elaz
mare, mar nibt ri9tig. SIS lift btelmebr
iteben neuernanl1ten 8unbeSbeamten Bic
eriebnte 8eitdttgung bur6 BEN Senat Oerz
ia9t 9eblieben, un6 3tpa: itnb es: 8enjaz
min 2entbter, GoniuL in S6erbroofe, Sem
ion 6. Cannon, 8un6esmaribau fir Ben
8eStrf 0eGatpare; &obert q. Boole, 9sitz
meiiter in Glerburne, 3eros; .. g.
8rotpnc, Gtnnebmer fir ben 8esirf Mone
tana unb S6abo; S. SO. GIart, Boitmei>
fter in &ipGep, Gem; So6n 81. 9Dion,
Boitmetfter in @ai6tn9ton, @a., unb 8m,
8. 8earion, Poitmeiiter in 9tacog6Ocbes
TeraS.
, 1893-04-18
Ser safemarbetter.etre 1T sun.

Sci benz Stretf Ser 6afenarbetter in
SUN, tpeI6er BEN 9an3en englii9en S9tftsz
oerfebr bebrobt, banbelt eS iib ni9t etpa
I'M Die Sor6erung BON DObereu 209nen
ooer I'm Die 8erfir3ung Der 9(r6ettS3ett,
I0noern er entitan0 aus Der 8etgerung Ser
Nrbetter, tpelbe Dem 9roBen engltiben
6afenarbetterberban6 ange60ren, nit etni=
gen tbrer friiberen @enoiien, pelbe tpegen
Nt6tbe5a6lun9 tbrer 8ettrdge urb ionittger
unbeoeutenber uriacben, BON Der Wtt8lte>
berltIte geitrtben %puroen, 5uiammen 81
arbetten. Sbre S%orberung, baB 6iele 9eute
entlaiien per6en foaten, pur6e bon BEN
S6tffSet9entbImern runbtpeg abgetpie1en,
%tpOrauf Der Streif erflGrt tpur6e. Ser
&beberberban6 i6etnt ent16lofien 3u ietn,
ben l1ntonarbettern bis auf's gleuBerite bic
Sptbe 81 bteten, an6ererietts aber me6ren
ft6 BON Sag gu Sag bte Nn5etcben, 6aB ftb
aus benz Stretf gu Sun elm fGmmtltdbe
S6tttSarbetter nmfa1len6er Matchmaker
Streit enttptdeln tptr6. Ser Nlsgang zines
iol6en tpGre ibper ab8uieben; 10 piel 1T
t1oelien geptB, baB bei6e S6eiLe bon 6emz
ielben i6per in MitIeiOeni9aft se8ogen
nnb benz englil6en See6an6eG, pie benz
b~ortigen gel6dftLi6en 9eben Iberbaupt,
cine ibpere 8unOe gei9Iagen tperben
ptrbe. Ser oorliesenbe SAL 3etgt tpie6er
10 re3t, tpie itb oft aus ben eertnsfigigs
iten nriacben foLgeni9pere @reieniiie entz
pideln.
, 1893-04-18
GtnweiRun9 ser Mofdee.
Gin uueewohnter 2InbItd feht uns bepor.

Dim %. 9tpriG tpir6 etne Seier inn tire
fti6en 9orfe auf Der WtbpaD 9latlance
itattfinoen, Bic Moi6ee ioa eingepetbt
peroen. 6abii S6im, Ser Wtue3sin, bat
beute Ste S6LHiel iibernpmmen, fetn un>
glGubtger @brtit ioa ferner sic beilige
Stdtte betreten, tie ni6t entipetben, bis
Die WeltauS TELLING borbet lit un6 Sic eanse
6errlt6fett tpeg9ertfien tptro. .0ie gorz
b%erett1ngen fir bic 6eierltdbfeit ftn6 eroBz
arttg unD tperDen Die G~bico9oer etnen ielt>
iasncn unb un9etp0bnliben An6lif erleben.
Sn feterltcber 8ro5eiitOn eebt es gegcn 10
Hbr WtorgenS bon benz 0auptquartier Der
tlirfti9en Sitter bonn betligen Scbretn an
Der Wtonroeitr. unter Borantritt elmer Mtli7
tdrtapeue unD bon 3e6n 2eibsuaDen oes
Snltans in 0~alauntform na6 oem Safe
Str. sBabnb0f uno BON ba aus per 9ampf
nacb Der WttbtpaD Bldtlance. 9ort ertpartet
etne GDreneScorte bon 80 bertttenen Qlrabern
unO mebreren &ameeltreibern bic @Gite,
Der Salbmpno bltbt neben Dem amerifaniz
i6en Nbler, Die GoB1cbmetfe Ser 8aicbaS
5aftt 8eD uno Sa6ri 2tcbme6 8eD flie9en
reben ben Stcrnen uno Streifen.
sSn ptrbepoIer &ube gebt es Johann
t1acb Der WeOlcbee, bon oeren Oftnaret Der
Wtue83tn gum @ebet ruff. vQlQab it Nuab"
miro eS aus bunbertet bon &eblen err
i3aQen unb bann tperben ltcb Bic Shorten
bes Tentpels Offnen. 9ta9 Dem @ottesz
otenIt, 81 benz fetn Gbrtit, ipenn er oucb
0teporter tit, 3utritt erbdlt, finbet Elm ISeltz
mabl itatt uno bamit icblteBt Sic 6eierltbz
felt. 81 BET bteier @ele9enbeit aub b9s
9elbe SooapaIier, baS Die un9lGubi9en
@bampagner nennen, 9etrunfen per0en
iptrb, tpeiB man nO9 nibt.
, 1893-04-18
Sie ..ShoeiozGnmnonhH sic neftpr-

Ole r6DgetazG ompanD", bic 9eftern
9l6enb, bonf benz Experimentation @eto
eine 10 ibmdbGtcbe gtieberIa9e i'm bieiigen
Stabtrat6 %erlitt, lift AUDI in tbrer 6eimatb
Q8isconitn nod ntbt iiber ben 8ers
6inaus. Die @eredbtlame, tpeIDe Sic
8~isconltner Staatsgeiebgebun9 i6r berz
lieben bat, be6trfen nOb Der 3uitimmuns
bes @ouDerneurs ged, unb Sic biirfte t6r,
nacbbem 9eftern cine itebenbunoert Mann
itarte Nbor6nun9 aus 8auteiba oteiem
t6re 9(ufmartung gemabt bat, I'M se9en
cine @enebmi9ung Set betr. @eiebesborlage
8erpabrung etn5ulegen, ni4t 10 baIb
gu She'll iper6en. @s 1T 3ebn GEE
gen Gins gu t%pettsn, baB bic @eielibaft
Die 3uitimmung bes @~ouperneurs Bed
nibt erbGlt.
, 1893-04-18
Steben ibre R[doen 5uriid.

Mfarf $, Mober, gSn1. Sbatel, @m.
Wt. SHERIDAN, QSm. Getpan, 90. 6. 2oz
man, Sbonas Maber, So. 9. @ilbur,
Artbur o Bailey, SrableD @. 8ates,
SacOb 6. Goodman un6 Gbas. S. @bite,
8eitbcr bon y8udet Stops, .Sp9en beute
Die S3abeneriab : &Iagen, tpeldbe ite
am Is. WtGr3 1892 gegen ben 8iirgermeiiter
unb ben 8oliseic5ef eingebracbt batten,
pieber suriid. sic %uerlangten ie $25, 900
tpegen tpiberrebtIi6er Notwithstanding.
, 1893-04-18
Dom Gun9en1blao oetroffen.

9eIaoan go. Cor, Elm iecbsigid6riger
Seteran, tpuroe geitern Qlbenb betpuBtlos
alt Dem Settentpege an ser @de Der &an=
bOlpb unO State StraBe gefunben. Gr
purbe snndcbit nab Der Office zines 9lr3tes
gebrabt urb ais BORT feit9eiteut mar, 6aB
Elm 2un9eni6lag ben alien Mann getroffen
bate, tplirbe ct nab benz @ountDboipital
iiberfiibrt. 9tus 9apieren, oie man BET
ibm fanb, 9ina berpor, baB er Elm SnIaiie
Der SOlbatenbetmatb in Mariette, Snb.,
tpQr.
, 1893-04-18

SIM Criterion : Tbeater geIangt keute
@beno 6aS befannte 8artier SittenbiG6
u9te @amelienbame" CUR Muffabruna.
gtab ben bis6ertgen 2eiftungen Ser Oar
TELLER gu urtbcilen, tpirb bieie Goriteul1ng
cine por5itgltcbe tperben, b~elon6ers tpir6
SRI. Settbter in Der SitelroIe @elegenbeit
baben, tbr groBes un6 pielieiti9es Salient gu
pertpertben. 2ludb bic anberen Stolen finb
gut 6eiebt nnb itebt BEN 8eIu6ern o6ne
3tpeifel eth genuBreiber Qtbeno in Musficbt.
, 1893-04-18

- Sn beribte6enen Staten beiiben
befanntGtb Bic Srauen Oas gauge oSer
tbeiIweiie Stimmre6t, Sci 6en Oiesidbz
ri8en SriibiabrSpablen tpa bic 8etbeiliz
8ung Der bolOen S9Onen cine iiberaus
rege, recbt b~eaeic6nenO aber lift, baB iie fat
itbecau i6re ebr9ei3i9en Scbpeitern, bic iicb
I'M elm Nmt bewarben, ibn0be i'm Stid)
lieBen unb tbr @otum gu @uniten Der
Ofannsleute in Die @aagibale parfen.
Die @iferiubt 1T eben Elm 6auptzG barafz
terang Der guten @eia00fe.-@enig be-
, 1893-04-18

Die fait allgemeine 9lnnabme, baB
@6tcago i'm Ger9lei9 5u an6eren 9roBen
amertfanii6en Stdbten am ~ttefiten in
S9nlben itefe, entlpri9t bur9aus nibt
benz tpabren SacbOerbaIt. 1tniere itdbtii9e
S9uIo betrdgt, etnl6lteBli9 Ser So ,000,z
900 acknowledgements, $18, 800, 900.
Die Sta6t SEEM gorf bat bie enorme
S9uIoenlait Don $133, 600, 900 st tragen,
bob piro bteie Summe bur9 BEN BORT be-
1tebenben Silgun9sfonbs auf $4,000, 900
rebnatrt; immerbin no9 Elm itattlider 8e@
trag. 8roOflpn's Offentlide S9ul6 be-
trdgt Sal ,000, 900; bann fommen Bolton
nit $50, SOC, 600, 86ilabelpbia lln6 Gtnz
ctnnati nit lie $25, OOO, 900; ct. 2ouis nit
$21, SOC, 900 unb i6GieBlicb @aIbineton
nit $4,000, 900. Chicago nimmt bemna6
in Der 9tetbe Der ftartberi6uIbeten StG6te
erit ben a3ten 8IaB elm.
, 1893-04-18
OerunoIIdt.

6erte miro Elm Snqueit iiber Sic 9eiche
BON SamcS Gontpap a~boebalten tperben. @r
mar in Der Wai9inen6aQe Ser Weltqusz
iteQung NIT anberen Qtrbeitern bomtt Be-
lebdttt9t, etnen lcbperen Nusiteuungsgegenz
ltano aufsurtcbten, ais berieIbe plobli6
umitiir3te unb ibn fait poQ1tGnbig serz
malnlte. Die 9eide Iieut in GOlfOn's
Mtpr9ue.
, 1893-04-18
Die our MISUNDERSTANDING bterberoe

Die CUR demonstrating bterbergez
fommenen arabiiben @%Ifteni6bne bober
itcb iiberrai6enO icbneI accLimatiitrt. 3pei
berielben itnO iogar beretts 8iir9er getporz
BEN, 5. :. iie iiben I'M 9O3I Qtasu rei9z
liber 8iergenuB brac6te tbr frte9erti6es
8lut gu fart in @aQung. 11niere trti9en
p9toWbieS" tperOen ficb iiber Sic famoie
@eIegenbeit, lire &raft beim u8igbten" nit
2Otpenidgern uno &ameeltreibern erpro=
ben SIT ~tOnnen, 3peifelIos rieii9 ~freuen.
, 1893-04-18
nn1ere 8oltai1ten erIcbetnen +

llniere BOlt3titen eribcinen felt
eintgen Sagen in i6rer neuen Sommer@
uniform, bic itb BON Ser bisbertgen 6az
burb unteri3eiOet, baB Sic 8einfletOer nit
etnem peiBen Streifen nerieben ftnb.
53peifeLsObne manbes Mtt9Gteb u~nlerer
r8etniten" bat ldn9it Sic vStreifen" perz
bient, aber bteientgen, Bic nicbt Der
2ange na3, ionoern quer Iaufen. Do you
on?
, 1893-04-18

&1eine Nn3eigen in Ser electromagnetic
Der SQtnotS Staats3eitung toiten, pentt
ntcbt mebr tpie 8ebn 8orte, 10 Gents, iebes
tpettere 8ort l Sent.
, 1893-04-18
Ooot dufoefunoen.

Gine Srau, befannt inter Dem gfan1en
Stetpart, tpurbe beute friib toOt in i9rem
8ette in benz 6auie SEQ. ia 9aurel Qpe.
aufgefunben. sic bate in leBter 3cit i.br
fart ~getruuten unb glaubt man, 6aB Oartn
Die ltriabc hires SObes 8" iucben lit.
, 1893-04-18

fantt barfte iein, baB als ber Staat Stem
Seriep ber linton beitrat borten ie6e Srau,
bic einen 8eiibitanb bon 40 Bfunb Ster7
ling aufpeiien f@onnte, 6as Stimmrecbt be-
iaB. @dDrenb Ser 8rdii6entiboft bes
Glteren QlbamS mar man aber ungalant ge@
mug, baS Srauenitimmre6t pte6er auf3u7
heben.
, 1893-04-18

@bonnirt auf bas Nbenbblatt Der SutnotS
Staats> 3eitung. 8reis l Gent per Drummer,
6 Gents per @o3e.
, 1893-04-18

9~tbonnirta uf baS Qbenbblatt Ser Sainois
Stats 3eitung. 8reis / Sent.
The Forrest City times. [volume] (Forrest City, Ark.) 1871-1919, 1893-01-13
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

Dryden married Lady Elizabeth
Howard, shrew of marked ability.
She complained that he showed her no
attention, and wished herself n book
that she might enjoy more of his So
ciety. 'Wish yourself an almanac. my
dear; then / could change you every
year"
When Carlyle went to sit to Sir
John Millais for his portrait, in Millais'
grand new house, he turned on the
stairway to ask: Has paint done all
this, Mr.. Millais?" and, getting smil-
ing answer in the affirmative, remarked:
"Ah, we'll, it shows what a number of
fools there are in the world"
-Ex-Judge Noah Davis of New
York has said of the proposition to eX-
tend the rights of suffrage 10 women in
that state: There is love of justice,
virtue. and honor and discrimina ting
intelligence in women that will force
corruption out of politics. and make
men better, purer, and more fit to take
part in the management of public af-
fairs
The day after Black Friday. Mr..
Gould's old partner, Henry n. Smith,
shaking his finger in Mr.. Gould's face,
shouted: 'I'll live to see the day, sir,
when you have to earn a living by go
ing around this street with Il hand
organ and monkey" Maybe you
will, Henry; maybe you will, was the
soothing response; land when | want
monkey. Henry, I'll send for you"
NEil1iou, hon xyac tba tallpGt
officer in the English army. When
quartered in Nottingham once, he was
met by two mechanics, one of whom
thus addressed him: Sir William, me
and my mate as got a bet of quart of
ale about yer, and we wants to know
your ight," and Sir William made an
swer: MY height is six feet seven,
and yours is the height of impudence." :"
1t is said that Spanish firm of
publishers once produced work in
which one letter only got misplaced
through accident, and this is believed
to have been the nearest approach to
perfection that has ever been attained
IN book. It is further stated that an
English house had made great effort
to the same end, and issued proof
sheets to the universities with an offer
of fifty pounds if any error was dis
covered in them but in spite of this
precaution. several blunders remained
undetected till the work issued from
the press
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HUMOROUS.

Love never has to be watched to
see that it does full days work =
Rams Horn.
--''IIallo, Vanderloin; some of your
people coming in on this train?" "Ies;
I'm expecting a sister of mine. isis
ter, eh, BY birth or refusal:''-Truth.
-Mistress-"I don't want those men
down stairs Bridget" Bridget-''If
you're jealous, ma'am, | can't help it.
/ amt going to invite them up stairs. y
Town Topics.
-Clara-"How did you come to ac-
cept Mr.. Saphead?" Dora-''I had to.
He proposed to me in a boat when out
rowing. and he got so agitated | was
afraid we'd upset. Rare Bits.
-One-Sided-
He says he is we'd to his art.
Well stick by it TO sink or TO swim;
But paradox can npart-
His art isn't welded to him.
Chicago News Record.
Tanks What led you to suspect
last night that had been drinking?''
Mrs. TT can't imagine unless posi-
bly, it was the fact that you were
drunk. ."-Brooklyn Life.
What do you call your husband?"
asked Jennie of her friend who had
just married Mr.. Old Codger. Plum
pudding" she replied. What in the
world do you call him that for?" ''Oh,
lust because he's SO rich. ."-Pittsburgh
Dispatch.
--"The proportion the world over OF
the birth of female babies to that ol
male is as one hundred to ninety.
Providanc ought to be the best Judge
of what kind of abies there should be.
Possibly when boy babies grow up to
be less troublesome young men, the
proportion will be changed Louis
I vile Courier journal.
Our sympathies go ont to the five
year-old who ten minutes after being
''slicllcd up" for church. came in SO
black and dirty as to bring down re-
proof upon himself "Oh, | know,
mamma" he explained: Our Sunday
school teacher tells us the Bible says
we're all made of dust. and. when
play. it just coined out.'-Boston Tran.
script.
Bride latter the return from the
bridal tour)-"I see by this medical
work that a man requires eight hours
sleep and a woman ten" Bridegroom
''Yes, I've read that somewhere my
self" Bride-"IIow nice, You can get
up every morning and have the fire
made and the breakfast ready before
it is time for me to get up. New York
Press
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jects, false and true, fair. fantastic,
sharp, blunt, curved, straight, short
and long, lay glittering in the morning
sunlight. Around his necl; he found "a
twisted chain. 'You-dear-darling-de
licious daisy papa, sail the chain;
there's the sweetest ham for break
fast
The prim gentleman turned stifflv in
the direction of home. whittier indeed
the chain seemed to lead him. Once
only he paused on the road.
Did we catch him." he questioned
Of neighbor.
did we?" said the neighbor.
did we?" cried another and another
and still another, as the question
passed on down the line of the return
ing citizens.
Not one could answer. but gay and
moclling laugh rang through the air.
The whole company looked up and
then down, and 10 this side and to that
side, and even backward. Nothing
was to be seen.
1T is the wind blowing from the
west" said the prim gentleman. why,
breakfast hour is at hand" and SO say
ing he FASTENED home.
AS to the adjective vendor, whittier
he went, and how, twas never known.
We know the wind was blowing from
the west, and we know that whether
by land or by water. whether on foot
or wing, the vendor was shifty man.
Margaret Newcomb, in Springfield
Mass. Republican.
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DURATION OF LIFE.
Causes Which Tend to Abridge That of
the Average Being.

Causes Which Tend to Abridge That of
the Average Being.
The duration of life depends neither
on climate nor food nor race nor any ex-
ternal condition. but on the natural
constitution and intrinsic vigor of our
organs.
Que hundred years is the natual life
of man. The curtailmcnt below this
normal term is the result of those err
rors and excesses in the manner of liv
ing which impair the organs and pro-
duce premature decay. From the time
of Noah TO the days of Joshua and
Moses the record is one of gradual de-
crease in longevity. Joshua waxed old
and stricken in years some time before
his death at one hundred and ten.
The whole of life teens with Incl
dents which must need effect. more or
less, it's duration. In manufacturing
and commercial country particularly,
where population is more crowded, and
where art and labor in their every
branch are strained to the utmost
reach of human exertion, life becomes
| subject to influences which act power
fully upon it and tend to shorten its
durat tion.
Some particular occupations abridge
life by bodily confinement and the pri-
| vation of good air. When there is q
free current of pure air the functions
of the body and mind are kept in
healthy action by moderate exercise.
not by strained tension, and if the pur-
suits in life are of moral tendency
and effect life NAV be prolonged to ad-
vanced years. But when we indulge
in vicious habits, which create pain
and trout BILE. life GIBBS away almost inn
perccptibly and we do not notice its
| decline until the fatal regress: "As
| brooks make rivers, rivers run to seas F"
| philadelphia Times.