New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-21
TIE TALK or THE Day.

"The philadelphia Record" says that the Original
inventor OF the nickel ir- 1T machine Is r"i"
delphian. Away down on the borner ""e '" w
twenty seventh Ward IS an 0i-tashi'ned roaunou'.'
known the Union Hct'i. u HIS o -.
49,. -, .,,,,. ,hroo v,ors long ago Ii was kept
bv oil CAPTAIN scrril!. who had an Inventive son.
no,v = ieyelIer OH South Nnthst In the ON "ao'
house are many ingenious clockwork machi"es eo.'
etructcc by young >eiiill years ago. among "''>
large hem % constructed that by dropping ~ A:i
I'm the slot the hen lays an egg. Ths IL Is ciane.'
IS the first ncbelnth slot mncline ever cohsrno'e.
and although It was never patented. all the prese9s
inventions were Matched from TINS Oh heh'
THE BuLLEr-PRooF UNIFORM.
Yes let me like q soldier fall
but, stay: that wish Is. !. vain or.u
shall fall again.
All vainly with heaying breast
shail seek a WARRIOR tomb.
For 1 have that upon my chest
This wire-meshed plns;ron on my chest.
Doth mock soldiers DOOM
Doth mock u soldier doom.
Yet blame me not that this should b. .,
Nor think that still With chivalry
Ms heart Is not aglow.
Though DER my clay no chargers P'a"0''
That still II id the slightest chance.
I'd like soldier fall
That still with proud. di,dainful glance
IA ike soldier fall
Id like a soldier fall.
Meanwhile II by the hurting ball
No one OF US Is dropped-
IL 10 one like soldier lall,
Promotion must be stopped
Ayaunt. thcn-take that coat away,
Which bullets can II;pel a., 10,
''' That It We Tc' Ike soldiers irlll
sui sing that good old crusted lays
That like soldiers fell
""' We nav -(London Truth
"Therc arep says q railroad passenger agent,
three places in addition TO the Worlds Fair tnas
every English tourist wants to see Ihey are Niagass
Falls the Yellowstone Park and the Valley OF the
Yosemite Most Englishmen fancy these places are
rather near together and. though somewhat SD.
nr,sed At learning OF the distances between them,
nevertheless consCcnticusly determine TO take them
all In before they RETURN There must nave Deen an
immense amount OF stuff written oil the other side
about these great wonders OF nature TO make all
Fnglishmen so anxious 10 them'
A Goddess OF Observation-Disclosures Grill am not
satisfied 10 dependent MY father Tor every cent
| need | wish TO be independent ,,
Won wnnd havr TO be- the oSedcnt servant Of any
employer you might have. always ut bis beck ana
call always ready TO 90 the Saag o. yI"r xor n
That would b. horrd want to r Se , Ssnt
nv own way IN everything. ,,
That's easy. Get married "-tNew-fork Weekly
"The Philadelphia Record has heard that can
celed American postage stamps are worth more IMAM
their face value In the far East. and American mis-
version OF pagan children. For some time the big
business houses have received requests for
old stamps and many thousands have been gathered
In this way by Sundayschoo children Missionaries
In China, entering the interior OF that country
have realized the value OF the cancelled stamps
which the natives prize for decorative purposes, anu
have sent requests this country for all the postage
s,amrs procurablc They are being collected ~
hundreds OF thousands throughout the country.
Tha nlan of nutiug College BOYS behind the chains
was something OF inspiration. II wouldn't nave
Company TO pick up 1000 ,S Of more % %sa
,nvads and urid women. The char-pushers asS
sxpestsd to be in measure guides
heard a substitute who had been pressed INTO service
sV say, day there's S f the MsnHtactures Building
Amt it ont OF sghti Walt till We get irsde 'r In
s you a II, ersu%a and we Was rusSed y Young
At present there are se5 chair-pu.bers on tn:
grounds and they represent 100 colleges situated
in all parts Of the country. Each comes Win .
testimonial from the faculty.-lChicago Record.
Says a French paper "In the United States the
idea YVES recently suggested OF manufacturing pure
tobacco smoke Ike gas, and laying 1t on like sas IN
buildings OF varlons Sorts II this idea were carried
out, the air Of hospitals theatres, churches, law
courts. slci-rooms would to be poisonous
and would become fragrant ard exharating. Ans
tobacco scert-botte and the tobacco meter wouia:
betweeh them. revolutionize everything connec'eS
with smoking. Fiith posons and disease wouo "
replaced by purity, cordias and health. C,gareuea.
cigars and pipes would disappear. Smoke wouio
supersede sce.t In Romish chapels and stunness ~
Protestant churches. Indignant ladies' might e.
be found complaining that the pew the opefa'"vH
the railway carriage was not pervaded enough "
the deodorizcr"
First Worlds Fair vlsitor-Then there are pisc~
second worlds Fair VisItor-Yes you can get then them
al round here by paying doH'r'-uN"