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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26
JUST FOR FUN.

There is not much difference between
a Young mans first love affair and the
way he feels when he first sits in a
barber's chair.
A Kansas city man calls his dog
Christopher Columbus. This is rather
OVERRIDING the matter. Christopher had
three banks while the Kansas City
canine had but one.
Would you ride on railroad that uses no
danger signals? That cough is a signal of
danger. The safest cure is Dr. Woods Nor
way Pine Syrup. Sold by all dealers on
guarantee of satisfaction.
Grocer-Your son seems to be full
of grit Customer = Yes; you know
he's eaten your sugar for several
years.
Is this angel cake? asked Gruembels
of his wife the other night at supper.
Yes, dear. Huh! Well, now I know
how it was that Satan revolted.
For colds, Group, asthma, bronchitis and
sore throat use DIR. Thomas Eclectric Oil, ard
get the genuine.
ITO think that my Ethel should have
spoken 80 impertinently to papa at
dinner. She never hears mamma talk
that way to him." Ethel (stoutly)-
Well, but you choosed him and
didn't.
The janitor of Public school, COM
ing into class room one day recently,
sau on the blackboard this sentence:
"Find the greatest common divisor."
"Hulloo, said he, is that darned thing
lost again?"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26
PRAYER of u DeyOut Man.

Bishop Ninde is very fervent man,
but this was the aspiration he expressed
in his last Sundays sermon: ssThe great
sorrow of my heart is that I have not
more feeling. I wish it was SO sensitive
that it would respond to every breath
from heaven. Lewiston Journal.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26
Two Clever Definitions.

Of all definitions nothing can exceed
the felicity of the proverbial description
of ''nothing''-''a footless stocking with
out leg" The country lass who said
that she had seen 1.-The large pig with a
tail at both ends" might have given a
worse description of an lephant.-Lon-
don Standard.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26

NJ liquor traffic is becoming a
! and a danger to the very fab
be nations existence and the
5 liberties. OF all classes and
interests the liquor interest
|efines the law. Law after law
hing the liquor traffic is placed
statute books, but not obeyed,
the liquor dealer laughs at
he SCOTS the public and the
nent, and says to you and me,
Ne liquor interests, are above
!" What are we coming to
class caters only to the appe-
bit bring men into sin and deg
b? The Iegions of the liquor
rganized in serried columns.
bproach our legislatures, State
ional. They say plainly that
esman who opposes them can
Feed, that his political doom is
No other interest dares do
he worst enemy the State and
rch have in this nation to- day
iperance.
at the great Columbian Ex-
are arches of triumph built
kegs and whiskey bottles and
Skis. Why did they not show
brse side of the picture? Why
not show the hospitals and
and the penitentiaries and
tic asylums where tester, rot
the victims of intemperance?
they not show us the scat
bre human life is sacrificed to
'kiety and show how the beer
whiskey bottle have sent the
ito the hangman's rope? Why
not complete the exposition?
hands of cases the cure of cough is
R,tive of consumption. The surest
diciue in the world Is DR.. Woods
kne Syrup. Sold by all dealers on
of satisfaction.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26
A Valuable BOarder.

Mr.. Newboarder-That is very pref
ty young lady at the table.
Landlord-Yes, I prize her very high
~. Since she has been at the table young
gentlemen hardly eat anything at all,
they are so dead in love with her.-Te1as
Siftings.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26
Good Looks.

pending upon nealtny cOnoltlOn VI al inc
vital organs. If the Liver be inactive, you
have a Bilious Look, if your stomach be dis
ordered you have Dyspeptic Look; and if
your Kidneys be affected you have Punched
Look. Secure good health and you will have
good looks. Electric Bitters is the great al
terative and Tonic acts directly on the
vital organs. Cures Pimples, Blotches, Boils
and gives good complexion. Sold at H. c.
Pierce's Drug Store, SOC. per bottle
Tommy - Paw, what is special
providence? Mr. Fight occurs when
some other fellow is the victim of
misfortune that otherwise would have
happened to yourself.
Grumblers never work and workers
never grumble.
Mr. ]. C. Boswell, one of the best known and
most respected citizens of Brentwood, Texas,
suffered with diarrhoea for long time and
tried many different remedies without bene-
fit, until Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrheea Remedy was used that relieved
him at once. For sale by q. G. Pierce.
First Boy-My pa is making his mark
in the world. Second Boy = That's
nothing; my pa can write.
The man who was dissatisfied with
the menagerie, said it was beastly at
fair.
ssNo, Maud dear, the chickweed
and the egg plant are not members of
the same botanical family"
TAKE wARNING.-And don't let the germs
of that vile disease, Catarrh, take root and
flourish in your system. Sulphur Bitters will
I ,,alyo or md
healthy.-Editor Weekly Press.
I guess that must be a watch dog,
remarked Tommy, for his tail begins
to tick when you speak to him.
A lady says that she could always
know when she had taken just too
much wine at dinner her husbands
jokes begin to seem funny.
A man feels proud when he is work
ing his way up to the top, but he feels
different if his necktie undertakes to
do the same thing.
JOSIAH noticed powerful smell O
smoke in the church, did you? Mandy
Law me, Josiah, don't you know all
these city churches use pipe organs
Nervous Employer don't pay you
for whistling. Office Boy That's all
right. 1 can't whistle well enough
to charge extry for it yet.
Tramp Please mum, 1 haven't q
friend in the world. Housekeeper-
Well, Pm glad there's no one to wor-
ry over you in case you get hurt. Here
Tige.
Deposition Is the cashier in? The
Janitor-He is, ma'am, for ten years.
Perhaps the assistant cashier'u do,
ma'am?
He-What makes you think this is
the milk train? She = Because it has
stopped so often for water.
How are you getting on with your
bicycle riding, Dick? Splendid.
spend most of my time getting on.
When Baby sick, gave her Casteria
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria
When she became Miss she chung to Castoria
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26

More people, adults and children, ARE troub
led with costiveness than with any other all
ment. DR.. Henry Baxter's Mandrake Bitters
will cure costiveness and prevent the diseases
which result from it.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26

Every bottle of Arnica & Oil Liniment sold
is warranted by the proprietors to give salts
faction or money will be refunded.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26

Barton w. G. t. o., at their an
meeting, reappointed their old
RS with but two or three eXcep-
The faithful few are still re-
b to "hold the fort" though we
ut little that we accomplish out
|f the increasing interest we are
to feel, and the enlarged view
Ike of the great questions of to-
regret that none of our Union
able to represent us at the Con-
bn. Our Unions all need the
/ fe and inspiration we get in at
hg these meetings.
are anxious that the Unions in
|ounty, through their press cor
'hdent, or as individuals, send in
of interest in regard to their own
or selections for our column.
sisters, let us make an effort to
our department more useful
kteresting the coming year.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26
BAD BLOOD

Liver complaint, biiousness, dyspepsia, sick
headache, dropsy, rheumatism, and every
species of disease arising from disordered liver,
kidneys, stomach, bowels and blood. We
guarantee every bottle of B. B. B. Should
any person be dissatisfied after using the first
bottle, we will refund the money on applica-
ton personally or by letter. We will also be
glad to send testimonials and information
proving the effects of B. B. B. in the above
named diseases, on application to
FOSTER, MILBURN & CO., Buffalo. N. Y.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26
GOLD CLOUD.
Registered Standard.

Sire Remittance, 1896; he by Onward I41I,
Record 2-2Sst; he by George Wilkes, $40, Re
cord Az Dam Amy Hall, by Blak Cloud. 78a
Sire of Charmer, Record 2.27; Second Dam
Lady Alien by Prince Allen, asa, Record 9.26k
lAmy Hall the Dam of Gold Cloud is chosen
the Columbian Fair their best trottinR
bred brood mare.a Gold Cloud scaled April
18th, 1890; is a beautiful golden Chestnut with
star, and white stockings behHnd; stands I5A
hands high aud weighs l025 lbs has clean,
fine head and neck. neck and head well set up
deep shoulders, short powerful baek, long
smoothly turned hips; hest of limbs and feet.
His gait and carriage are fauftBess, having a
very elastic and stylish way of going.
Gold Cloud will De allowed to serve 10 APP
proved mores at so TO warrant.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria
When she became Miss she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26

lands of cases the cure of cough is
htive of consumption. The surest
Edicine in the world is DR.. WOODS
inc Syrup. Sold by all dealers on
of satisfaction.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26
G. T. u. COLUMN.
''God and Home and Native Land.

regret very much that no re-
has been sent in of the Conven-
at West Charleston. We have
by the by that it was unusually
esting, and that all were delight
tn Mrs. Read, our new state pres
We are anxious to learn who
ounty officers are for another
Whoever was appointed re-
r, we hope will favor us soon.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1893-06-26
CURES
DISEASES

Are nearly always aggravated by intolerable
itching, but this quickly subsidies on the re-
moval of the disease by B. B. B. Passing on
to graver yet prevalent diseases, such as scrof-
ulous swellings, humors and
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15
OLEOMARGERlNE LAW VALID,
The Supreme Court Passes Upon the Con
stitutiOnality of the Act.

The Supreme Court Passes Upon the Con-
stitutiOnality of the Act.
The supreme court, in decision
handed down by Judge Collins, decided
that chapter II, general laws of 1891,
prohibiting the sale Of any imitation of
butter unless it shall be colored a bright
pink, is valid as legitimate exercise of
the police powers Of the state, reversing
the order of the lower court in Duluth,
where the case was tried. The supreme
court further states that the sale of imi-
tation butter is misdemeanor, subject
to the penalty prescribed in the law,
which is a fine Of $50 for the first of
Tense and 500 for the second. The but
terine or oleomargerine is to be seized by
the dairy commissioner or his employees
and sold under order of the court for
some purpose other than use as butter,
and the proceeds turned into the state
treasury.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15
673 WabaSha St,

Remember that is the office Of The
REPRESENTATIVE. Go right up Wa
basha street, four blocks past the
state capitol, on the left hand side,
and you will find us, next door to the
corner Of Tilton street, on the first
or street floor. We want all our
friends to drop in and see us. It is
also the office of the of the Alliance
Fire Insurance Company, and it is
the headquarters of the State Farm
ers' Alliance and Peoples Party of
the State of Minnesota. where all
committee meetings will be held in
the future. It is also the office of the
Business Agent of the State Farm
ers' Alliance, and the center of the
binding Irvine business. Don't fail
to call and see u.s..
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15
All for S1.OO.

To every new subscriber who pays
81 we will send free copy of the first
Ruralist Quarterly, published by the
Dakota Ruralist, of Huron, S. D.,
by Fl. I. Loucks president of the n :.
F. A. and I. q. as authorized by
the Supreme Council. The retail
price is 25c. It treats of the mon
ey plank of the peoples party plat
form, from the A. B. C. of finance
to the question of flexible volume.
Every one should have it. To old
subscribers we will send it on pay
ment of 25 cents. It will be especial
~ valuable to those who desire to
make school-house campaigns.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15
Petition for R6duC6d Rates.

Nelson, Becker VIM
NJ. Liggett, B. Commissioners:
GENTLEMENThe ameof Minnesota
half
at half prices making the YIELD about
had Many pressed
poor
their homes
and with It
speedily revert to it's original wilderness condition.
holding Office under help
upon pay
could be duplicated per
interest
directly price crops
propetos
fallen from 81 cen but their charges transportation
been reduced So submit plumber
they the price
carry
We injustice not want to be
Minnesota
strangers paying in
STOCK which
reduce
We insiaaa they dom
u. their
part part we have
ballot which
the bred Scott decision the
simple Justice
pray,
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15
Thanks.

The Magnolia advance quotes
an article from recent number Of
the REPRESENTATIVE and adds:
This from Ignatius Donnelly, in
last weeks REPRESENTATIVE, is one
of those crisp, condensed propositions
viii h are so natural to his facile
pen; and it is such meaty paragraphs
that are educating the people in the
subtle ways of corporate business,
especially that of transportation.
and in the sinuosities of the ring,
trust and combine in the matter of
market rates; and which will in the
fulness of time make them who la
Dor with their hands wise unto their
empOral salvation.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15
RESOLUTIONS
Adopted by the Executive Com
mittees of the Peoples Party
and the State Alliance.

Following is the full text of the
resolutions unanimously adopted by
the executive committees of the peO-
pies party and the state farmers ALI
ance at the joint session held at St.
Paul July 9Th, 1893:
ENDORSING MR.. DONNELLY.
! "Resolved, That we have entire
confidence in Hon. Ignatius Donnel-
ly. We believe that he has been and
is the best friend the farmers and Ia
borers have had in Minnesota, for
the last thirty years; and that dur
ing all that time he has been the
target of plutocracy, and their hire
ln,gs.
"FUs1oN."
Resolved, That we resent the i'm
putation that the peoples party Of
the state of Minnesota in the last
campaign, 'fused" with the demo-
cratic party, as an absolute, unjusti-
fable falSehOOd.
ENDORSING THE REPRESENTATIVE.
"Resolved, That we desire to ex-
press our cordial approval and hearty
endorsement of the new alliance pa
per, the REPRESENTATIVE, and we
ask every friend of reform in the
state to constitute himself a commit
tee of one to work constantly to sus-
tain it and increase it's circulation.
1t is laboring, in moderate and
temperate spirit, to unite all ele-
ments of reform, in this state, in
harmonious action;it is owned by the
local alliances; 1t cannot and 1t eoill not
sell us out IN the crisis Of q campaign,
and if it is sustained, as it should be,
it will give us the state in 1894. We
ask every local alliance and every
peoples party club and industrial
league in the state, to 60 to work at
once and help build it up and make
it great power"
This was followed by the following,
also unanimously adopted:
Resolved, By the peoples party
state central committee, that our
by requested to solicit subscriptions
of stock to our paper, the REPREsEN-
TATIvE, from such persons as in his
judgment might be inclined to assist
our cause"
THE POLITICAL OUTLOOK.
Resolved, That we desire to say tC
the members of the peoples party of
this state, that the prospects for the
success Of the principles our party
were never so bright as they are to-
day. The terrible collapse of the
business and commerce of the whole
country, and the great suffering
which is following and must follow
to the mass of the people, who labor
for a living, are opening the eyes of
the voters to the fact that the finan-
cial principles of the old parties are
destructive of the country, and they
are coming over to the peoples party
by the hundreds of thousands. We
have only to stand firm by our prin-
ciples to speedily achieve state and
national triumphs.
Resolved, That in the presidential
campaign of last year we told the
people that the great issue was the
| financial one; and that the Outcry OF
both the old parties, about the tariff,
was simply sham fight, agreed upon
by them, for temporary purposes, to
divert public attention from the real
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15
German Free Silver Documents.

We have received a quantity of val
liable documents on the subject of fl
nance which are printed in the Ger
man language. We shall be glad to
send them free while they last to our
German readers and their friends.
Our readers will confer a favor if
they will send us the names and post
Office addresses of their German
neighbors. To every name so receiv-
ed we will forward post-free portion
of this literature.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15
Another Piece of Drift-WOOd on
the Flood Tide.

Wilkesbarre, Pa, Nov. 1.-Ex-Sen-
ator ingalls, lectured tonight before
1000 people. In an interview he
said "Hard times are not the out
come of the silver discussion. Lack
of money is the cause. The people
need both gold and silver, and plenty
of it. [ am an out and out bimetal-
list. In my opinion, the fight on the
monetary question in this country
has just begun. l do not think Cleve-
land will allow any radical changes
in the tariff.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15

questions at issue. The result has
proved the truth of our statements:
the tariff issue is now dead and
buried; the money issue is the sole
and only one before the people to-
day We call the attention of the
voters to this to show how cunningly
they were humbugged, by the money
power, acting through the leaders Of
two great agencies, the republican
and democratic parties.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15
Suicided While Travelling.

JAMESTOWN, N. D., Nov. 14.-As the
eastbound train on the Northern Pa
cific was coming into the city, 81. w.
Jones of Newburg, Mo-, stepped out on
the platform of the car and shot himself.
The ball entered the ear, producing
death Immediately. Jones had a ticket
in his pocket from Tacoma to st. Louis.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15
Horse Thief Captured.

HASTINGS, Mimi, Nov 14.-Harry
Smith, stranger who stole horse and
buggy from Fisher Bros, iverymen, on
the I'd ult., was arrested in Chicago.
Sheriff Hyland brought back the prisoner
and lodged him in the county Jail.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15
Pine Transfer Negotiated.

SHELL LAKE, Wis, Nov. 14.-Hersey
& Bean of Saltwater are figuring on sell.
ing the Shell Lake Lumber company
valuable tract of standing pine south of
this city, and containing 100000 or
20, OOO, 900 feet of timber.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15
ASK FOR LOWER RATES.
Let the Farmers all Move Together to Sc
cure Just Rates on Wheat
The Present Rate is ''More Than the Traffic
Will Bear

We have received letter from Minnesota calling
the exorbitan freight
publish and standing
readers form petition Gov Nelson
son asking that they Justice requiring cmpa
reasonable
cost of operating the roads and of the low
The fundamental
fixing their freight and passenger arfs"a
the highest
from his business
to be revised rather
to fit
the
the juice of that there isn't
the freight
rates will have to be eadjusted Otherwise
out together and both the gold
supply They will killed
for this 1t the fault of
to the utmost and reduced the living
below
of petition addressed the of Minnesota his railroad
We hope it will signature every
in Minnesota Cut this heading
ruled for signatures
the REPRESENTATIVE
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15
NOTICE.

Anyone can obtain Free Silver
literature by addressing The Pan
American Bi-Metallic Association,
Denver, Colo, and enclosing postage
for same.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15

On that day the application of Elias Steen-
erson, of Crookston, for reduced freight rates
on grain will be heard by the Board of Rail-
road and Warehouse Commissioners at the
State Capitol. The event will be made the
occasion OF a populist gathering: Let every
prominent farmer who can afford the ex-
pense, be present at the meeting.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15

The News is the only great daily in the
United States that is identified with the
Populist Free Coinage movement, and
should be in the hands of every voter.
north, south, east or west.
Send in your subscriptions at once.
Address, THE NEWS.
DGNvea. Colo.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1893-11-15
The New Nation
WEEKLY PAPER.
Devoted to the interests Of Mationalism.
EDITED ey)
EDWARD
BELLAMY
Author Of LOOKING BACKWARD.
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The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-10-25

rotary of state of the United States
aid forward through the customary
q plomatic channels to the respective
tore Ign z yernments.
Mr.. Shern an asked for the i'm
ned ate consideration of the reso
lution, As the exposition was about
to close. The resolution was laid
upon the table until o'clock,
when it was again taken up.
MIR. Hoar offered an amendment
as follows:
That the president # the Uaited
States be requested to communicate
to each foreign government that
has participated in said exposition,
the aknowled cement of congress
for its contribution.
The amendment was agreed to
and the joint resolution passed as
amended.
The consideration of the bill to
repeal the purchasing clause of the
sherman act was taken up, and Mr..
Stewart, OF Nevada, who was en-
titled to the floor, yielded to Mr.
Pugh Dem J, of Alabama, who pro.
ceeded to address the senate against
the bill. Referring to the recent
compromise Mr.. Pugh said that had
the Democratic senators united in
the spirit of compromise and con
cesslon and selected an equal mum.
Der of senators from those friendly
to unconditional repeal and those
opposed to it, and with the full
knowledge of President Cleveland
and Secretary Carlisle, a compro-
mise could have been effected.
Cammanetti, Of California, has
introduc bill amending the act in
aid q the California midday winter
exposition, so as to prohibit Chin, st
laborers being brought in under it,
provisions.
The president has sent the follow
ing nomination to the senate: Chas
| l.. Davis, of Texas, to be collecto
Of customs for the district of Pas(
! del Norte, Texas.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-10-25

on an extensive scale. Every court
In Europe has sent representatives
with congratulations for the vener.
able monarch, End which we're pre-.
sented at levee held this mornInc
A notable feature OF this event was
the presence of the young crown
prince of Germany, who appeared
for the first time in the uniform of
the Saxon reg ment Of which he
was recently made an honorary
officer. All through the kingdom
fetes and other festivities are in
progress and will continue for
several days.