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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
Lacked business Sagacity.

Father Yes. admit that our boy amt
lazy He's us smart as can he when 1t
comes to tending traps and running err
rands, but he doesn't seem to have any bust
ness sagacity at all.
Mother-Why. what makes you say that'
well, for example, look what he did
yesterday fIe had four nice, big, fat rab-
bits, and what does he do but take them
down to town and sell them. If he had
taken them up to the woods where them
city fcllers are huntin, he could have got
double price "-Pittsburg Post.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

He Tried 1t From Chimney Top
This man might have lived until he was
old,
But he thirsted for fame and hungered
for gold;
To gain them he invented flying ma
chine,
And the grass on his grave is now grow
ing green.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

Are you insured? If not, now is the
time to provide for yourself and famil.
with bottle of Chamberlain's Collie, Chol
era and Diarrhoea Remedy as an insurance
against any serious results from an attack
of bower complaint during the summer
months. 1t is almost certain to be need
ed and should be procured at once. No
other remedy can take its place or do its
work. rs and so cent bottles for sale by
A. @. Ireland, jr.
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EYE AND EAR.
DR.. CHAS. e. WALKER,
(ocULisr)
JACOBSON BUILDING. DENVER.
Notice of Publication.
Homestead No. 1858.

LAND OFF1oE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
May 81, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support of
his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register und receiver U.
S. land Office at Santa Fe, N. NJ, on July
Z, 1898, viz:
Guadalupe Sanchez, for the Sc ID, sec.
3, tip. IA n, r. IL 9.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon,
and cultivation of, said land, viz:
Doniciano Rodriguez, Manuel Martin y
Gutierrez, Manuel Martin y Garcia and
Jose de la, Cruz Ortiz, all of Santa Fe,
N. M.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of said proof,
or who knows of any substantial reason,
under the law, and the regulations of the
interior department, why such proof
should not be allowed, will be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time
and place to cross examine the witnesses
of said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant
A.. l.. MORRISON,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

Mrs. Mary Clay, colored, did the washing
and ironing for the family of Mr.. Jones,
the Green street grocer Pay for her work
was frequently taken out in groceries. This
is verbatim copy of II note sent with one
weeks Numbered clothes:
Deere Mrs. Jones' Pleas send mo pounde cof-
fee one box snuff pondc Sugar charge TO Mrs.
Mary Clay You're aircciionulo witshwoninn
Mrs. Mary Clay.
-Harncr's Bazar
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
That DeDeOds.

How long, says a contemporary, can
one live without arr 1t depends on the
air. Most people could live long time
without some of the airs which have been
popular during the last twelve months.
Buffalo Quips.
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Thinks 1t Best to walt.

Augustus, said Angelina to her lover
you know that father has recently in
vested in an American silver mine, and is
going there at once, and can not leave
mother alone. So ask you, dear
Augustus, how long would you wait for
me?
Wait for you, my darling? exclaimed
Augustus. I will wait for you until we
learn how the silver mine turns out.
--Chiba
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
Cough Remedy

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
Is famous asa
Cure for severe colds.
Famous as a
Preventive of pneumonia.
Famous as a
Preventive and cure for Group.
Famous for the relief it affords in case OF
Whooping cough.
Famous as a safe and pleasant
Medicine for children.
Try it. so cent bottles for sale by A.
0. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

Fifty cents is a small doctor bill, but
that is all 1t will cost you to cure any
ordinary case of rheumatism if you use
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. Try itand
you will be surprised at the prompt re.
lief it affords. The first application will
quiet the pain. so cent bottles for sale
by A. G. ireland, II.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

Three Minute Talks About New
Mexico
Is the title of On illustrated folder de
scribing the farms, ranches, mines and
towns of New Mexico. The profits of
fruit raising are set forth in detail; also
facts relative to sheep, cattle and general
farming. No other country possesses
such desirable climate all the year
round. Write to G.. T. NICHOLSON, g. P.
& T. A., A., 7. s. F. r. R., Topeka, Kas.,
for free copy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
Disseminating.

About the most discouraging thing that
comes to a man in his life ia the desire to
thrash an enemy, coupled with the belief
that he can't do it.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
Miles, Nerve 4 Liver Pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. Dr. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness' bad TASTE
torpid liver, piles, constipation. un,
eq ualed for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, 50 doses rs cts. Sam
ptss Free, at A. @. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
Cruel and Unusual.

Jailer---what is Mugs, the murderer,
raising so much Of row abouts
Dsputy-He says you amt got 10 right
TO put him in cell Is. Says you you are
trying to hoodoo his case.
Indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

The trapeze performers business is
precarious at best. He should always
have some good thing to fall back On.
Troy Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
Then and Now.

A prince espoused begger maid
In days when princes we're supreme,
For which his famo will never fade,
His love is every poets theme.
Yet VT should cease the deed to praise,
For things have altered strangely since
This is the version nowadays
"a maiden weds beggar prince"
p. Macarthur, in Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
The NIeancst Yet,

Mrs dc Gabb-Of all the mean, selfish.
inconsiderate people, think that Mrs. de
Blank Is the meanest.
Mr.. de Gabb-- What has she done now?
Mrs de Gabb-She was the only resident
OF this neighborhood who, had II telephone
in the house. and she's had it taken OUT
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
WORLDS bow to economize tim,

WORLDS How to economic time
FAIR. and money as to see
the Worlds fair to best advantage, is q
question that may have puzzled You.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in ad.
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
just issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. 1t contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map of Chicago, and
other information Of value to sight-seers.
G. T. NICHOLSON, g. P. 4 T. A., A., T. IS.
F. R. R., Topeka, Kas., SANTA FEE
and ask for free copy. ROUTE.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
Worse Than Scoldiur,

Watts-Docs your wife ever scold when
you have been out late at night with the
boys?
Potts-Oh, no, she never says a word:
She gets up the next morning about 4
o'clock and practices on the piano. and ]
daren't say a word.-New York Mercury.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

We could not improve the quality il
paid double the price. Do Wits Witch
Hazel Salve is the best Salve that ex-
perience can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store. 70
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making De Wits Little
Early Risers. The result is specific
for sick headache, billiousness and con-
stipation. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
A Good Guess.
"Oh, ya-asl I am college graduate.
Guess from wheres"
"Vassarf"-Life.
A True Lover.

Mrs. B.--My dear Mrs. Cronsus, may !
not put your name down for tickets for
Professor Pundit's course Of lectures on
Buddhistss
Mrs. Cob, by all meansl You know
how passionntely fond am Of, flowers
Boston Globe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
A Name For 1t.

Twas careless this morning at church
and put n in tie box when l intended to
give only dime"
"A case Of contributory negligence, 10 to
speak. "--Detroit Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
A Saving Turn OF Mind.

Dicksmith-So you are going to marry
that Boston girlf Think you can afford
it9 She has very expensive tastes.
Jayson-True; but look what I will
save on my ice bills.-Troy Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

Smith-May make conf1dant Of your
Jones-Why, certainly!
Snith-Well, Pm hard up and want $50.
Jones' You can trust me. am as silent
as the grave. Ihave heard nothing. Truth,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

All the talk in the world will not con-
vince you so quickly as ono trial of De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve for scalds,
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
A Pertinent QuestiAn

The young melodramatist, telling the
story of his play to the manager, said: As
the robbers crawl in at the window the
clock strikes one.
nager-Good! Which one?
Boston Globe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

Our word describes it-"perfection."
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Salve
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is well known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
a sweet Gambler.

She was a reckless gambler,
And countless hundreds wasted,
The game was found enhancing
When once its sweets were tasted.
She laid her stake, however,
This most demure of misses,
With no one but her lover,
And all her bets were kisses.
Kansas City Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

L. p. Fisher, newspaper advertising
agent, 81 Merchants Exchange, San
Francisco, is our authorized agent. This
paper is kept on file in his office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

7 Ignorance Of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers Is a misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head.
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

Pension Agent don't see OH what
grounds you ask for a pension. You were
never in the war.
Applicant-No, but l've been listening to
war stories ever since. Rochester Post Elk
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
A Friend Indeed.

Howson Lott tell you, you ought to
go ont and live at Lonesomehurst. Its
the healthiest and most beautiful station
on tho road.
Murray Hill (musingly)--I wonder If
could buy nice little place out there!
How Lott (eagerly)--Yes; I'll sell
op nc. DIT cheap, too.-Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures piles.
Do Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
Do Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sore 8.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
F ExEMs in oHE q sT'97p

Write to CT. NICHOLSON, G. P. & T. A..
A., T. & s. F. R. R., Topeka, Kas., for free
copy of illustrated folder describing /.
CHEKOKEE STRIP,
and the Tonkawa, Pawnee and Kickapoo
reservations, soon to be opened for settle
ment by the U. s. government. Millions
of acres in the finest agricultural country
under the sun, waiting to be tickeled by
the husbandman's plowshare. This is al.
most the last chance to obtain one Of
Uncle Sans free farms.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

Little vegetable health producers: De
Wits Little Early Risers cure malarious
disorders and regulate the stomach and
bowels, which prevents headache and
dizziness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

Health demands healthy liver. Take
Simmons Liver Regulator for dyspepsia
and indigestion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
A Fool.

In the Palais do Justico--A lawyer Is
walking to ard fro, gesticulatIng and
talking earnestly to himself, whereupon
another lawyer points to him and says;
What fool that man isl lawyer who
wastes words talking to himself is like a
confectioner who eats his own candy.
Paris Figaro.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

Those in other cities treated with equal
success by correspondence, a. Dr.. Hume de-
votes several hours daily to the care OF out.
of-town patients. Write for diagnosis OF
your case. which will inform you whether
you are durable or not
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

Don't ruin your digestive organs with
pills and purgatives. Take Simmons
Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
Never Fails.

How We all admire the wisdom of those
who come to US for advice!---Ram's Horn.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
Wants Inform alton.

Music Teacher dontsee why you are
displeasod. Your daughter really sings
very we'll.
Father-Yes, but how is it that she
never sings anything but soprano.
-Schalk.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

At Santa Fe Is the oldest military estab.
nshmsnt on American SOIL having been IN
almost continuous occupation since lt03
when the Spanisrds first established here
their base Of operations. Old Fort Marcy
was built by o., 81 soldiers in l946 and the
asw post was occupied few yesrs lstss.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
DOCTOR HUME
Gives London Hospital Treatment

CATARRH CURED. All chronic diseases.
Of the head. throat and lungs catarrnal
deafness treated
Onaces second door Peoples Bank Build.
ing, Denver, Colo.
Once Aours--9 to IL a. m, 2 to I p M
$3.50 to Q p m. Sundays-0 a. %. to p. %.
Invalids at q distance invited to send tor
symptom blank.
+ CONSULTATIONS FREE
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

That shortness of breath is dyspepsia
Take Simmons Liver Regulator
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16

That pain under the shoulder blade is
dyspepsia. Take Simmons Liver hegu-
lator,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
Not Aauch Of q Time

Going to Europe this summer?
Yes.
Isuppose you always have good time
on shlpboard?
Well, suppose ship board is as good
as any other, but never feel well enough
to eat on the ocean.--W Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-06-16
As Usual,

So my daughter has referred you TO me,
ell? Well, hardly understand it. She
never consults me except in financial
yyoy
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-10-27
bring back something to 1ll up Chat

bring back something to I'LL up Chat
cupboard" )
@Yon're a good boy, Ben" said the
widow, with u deep sigh, and u smile
ut his bright face.
sOught to be: got a good mother,
you know, responded Ben. And then
putting on his old hat, he darted into
the shed for his SNOW shovel, and was
off, plunglng Though the drifts as IL
it was tlrst-rate fun.
He had no OvercOat, and his hands
were hardly covered by the old nit
tens; but he put first one hand, and
then the other, in his pocket. to
warm them, and trudged along with
a CHEEKY whistle, never Winding the
cold.
When he got to the village he
stopped first before DIR. Hutchins' big
house. The Doctor was just OPEN
ing his shutters, and Ben hailed him:
@Good-morning, Doctor; don't you
want your walk cleared off"
SWELL, 1 might" responded the
Doctor. sThink you're heavy enough
for the job?"
sJust you try me-" said Ben, lie.
ginning to dig away at the piled-up
snow.
sAll right, sonny. Make a good
job of it, and I'll give you a quarter"
And with that the Doctor went into
the house. Ben worked and tugged,
and in half an hour he had that side
walk well shoveled of. Then he
raped at the door, and received his
quarter from the Doctors wife.
@Well, that's a beginning, said he,
and trudged on, stopping where he
saw a good chance for a job, and in
most cases getting 1T.
Two or three times he was hailed
by boys going down to the dam to
skate, and asked to go with them;
but his only answer was to shake his
head and pitch into the drifts with
renewed energy.
When noon came he had a dollar
and a quarter
"Pretty we'll for one half day"
said he. "Guess we can live while
the Snow lasts, if mother don't sew
any,"
He ran around the corner to Bal
zer's grocery and bought a loaf Of
bread, half a pound Of cheese, some
tea, sugar, and several other little
necessaries, and still had a little left.
He borrowed a basket from Nj. Bal.
ger, put his packages into it, dashed.
out, and stepped into the butchers
to buy a juicy steak. Then he took
the road to the hollow again. And
l tell you his mothers bright face
when he ran into the house with his
well-laden basket, we'll repaid him
for the cold mornings work.
What should 1 do without my
good, brave boy?:' she exclaimed, as
he told her his little story. Ben
laughed and said: "Oh, that is moth
ing" He was very proud of her
praise.
That boy has IA future.-Donahoe's
Magazine.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-10-27
The Woman and the Rose.

A traveller stopped at a little cabin
in the Georgia woods. He wore a
white rose on his coat-onc that q
little girl had plucked and pinned
there as he was leaving home. !
~ woman entered the cabin. She
stood and gazed at the rose q npe.
ment; then, darting forward, she tore
it from the strangers coat and
stamped it on the rude floor.
@Why did you do that?:" asked tho
stranger, leaping to his feet.
sHush!!" said a man who was sit
ting near. "That's my wife, and
and-she amt right heren-tapping
his forehead. I'VE had o little girl
once, with blue eyes, and hair like o
sunset. She wandered off among the
roses one day-lost, lost!-an' when
we found her she vas where the roses
grow, an they vas creepin' over her.
An the wife there went mad, am
now she says the roses stole the child
and hid her away from us forever,
am she goes about and tramples
them-just like she did tho rose
there, on the floor!"-Atlanta Con.
StitutioD,
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-10-27

Of several Of the most dangerous dig
eases known to the medical prOfes
sion. The exhibition is a branch of
that department. under the manage
ment of DIR. Gray, who conducts cx-
periments in the formation of the
disease germs and speculatcs on their
terms of existence and powers OF re-
s%istance. Among the collection is a
tube labeled *Asiatic cholera, I" which
attracts more attention than any of
tine others. The tube was filled with
ge.atine on June %, at the same time
being inoculated with cholera. Ina
little over Il month the disease germs
have developed and multiplied to
such an extent as to be plainly visible
to the naked eye. In the open end
of the tube is loosely waddcd a piece
of cotton, and, although the contents
may lie e through the glass doors
of the case, Manager Flynn, of the
museum, kindly takes the tube out
of the case and explains the growth
of the germs when particular interest
is manifest in the culture by visitors.
The other day. says the Post, while
showing the cholera tube to a party
of visitors, a nervous lady approached
the group and in an excited manner
inquired:
ais that real cholera you have
bottled up therc?:"
ayes, Asiatic cholera" politely re-
piled MI. Flynn.
The woman threw up both hands
and exclaimed:
sThen for Gods sake do be careful
and don't drop the bottle"
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-10-27
Heather Outxitting the Devil.

A Chinese funeral never proceeds
straight from the house of morning to
the graveyard. The devil is always
on the lookout for funerals and fol-
lows them to seize the soul of the
dead man, SO, in order to outwit the
evil one, the bearers take up the
body and start with it in a brisk trot,
while packs Of i~irc-crackers and pyro-
technics emitting a dense smoke and
vile smell r set Off just as the pro-
cession starts. Having thus deceived
Old Nick as to the direction taken
by the bearers they run as fast az
they can with the body, then sud.
denly turn a corner and stop while
more fireworks are burned. The
devil cannot turn a corner easily, and
SO, IL really in pursuit, he shoots on
by, and ty means of a good deal of
sudden turning and stopping and o
lavish expenditure of fireworks, the
funeral procession generally gets to
the grave in safety, while the old boy,
confused by their movements and
half suffocated by the fireworks, is
still wandering about in the city.
The Chinaman who dies in the coun-
try is not in such good luck, for there
is less chance to outwit the enemy.
but by many detours 1t can very often
be done.