Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-01-29

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the rsu kalf cellars rcr ran near
FneksrsrasA, r.. LIE sfoot Il Ina u
Ireasrrar Ses5erSsris csAee h~i- : d-y,
ard when hia tarn csnse tossed Two a.
ssr 4o,l.rs q. Tie ccalaser. I.as easl-ler
lssokei II tne-a zr1 Gszsi whst v4s
wanfe2
a c0utis II seuyeaiEs-"
~ls.4t st teens hese. was TIE reply.
I'VE ..zs of.ix delivering u t..oss who
ordered sa1.e tliae s,fa Ycaa have -
buy thsua ~ o. II he banks
The clerk xa.iesteok - srs-le the ease.
but the nsSf leaa IL tho lGr shosel him
aside and ~ TO CONS ca a. order.
Can't yoa ~ a fellow have a occupies"
rhe cssES AsSeA
Certainly. ior dollar and quarter
sacA."
.'Bct taey'r cnly selling for aolizrT
''Im rot selling mine ~ that rate.
We'll rather ti2a lose any more ti;;ie
I'll PSI yea al extra hail. FOR the two
A@lE "a hour later ls.e clerk ss:.t oGt
10 luncil, forgrltla; thai be he'd given o.
las la-t penny Tor t13 TIVE souvenirs. lie
rushed isto The FIRST restaurant on tie
street. w.lLeh hsppenei 10 he run by .
re f1ccl German. and hurriedly ordered
:. ianch % srr Fibs and lr.sat and otn-
CT dsAes-eiss. The waiter gave hmm q
cheek for sixty cents. The clerk sau.i-
,ersd up 10 ttae desk and reached in his
rocAtt for the change. lie brought out
the two souvenir CONS; nothing more.
Wei. bless me. be exclaimed, I've
spout ny i-.-t dollar lor These souvenirs. =
TIE nd taee,l nan looxsd al him srs-
piciously. Thea - glanced ut the check.
"Dis ehecl< Is slsry cent" be explained.
lies. lsnov. il Ia" tho clerk replied.
but forget about spending my money
fer these coins"
'.Nell, We don. forgot 10 make our
customers bay der bis" the German
replied, reaching Tor tie huagstarfer.
'Dh, that's al night the clerk an
swcred sayly. Don't worry about ths
bill. WAS only thinking what hlamel
fool was 10 GENE ont without getting a
little change from one of the boys.
ccnt Ike 20 give uD this coin after work
ias hike a beaver u get II; that's ALL" And
he tossed enc OF tie souvenirs on the
counter.
..yat's dof:' the man with the bung
starter asked, examining tho piece cit
irally.
Zone o: thenew souvenir half dollars, :"
the clerk replied.
81 LIZ meier seen dot money before"
Perhaps Lot. They're just out"
Yer yoa got dot
Over al the Worlds fair offices. But
say. old man. I'm Ia a hurry Give me
my change"
Vat change:"
II why. 10 cents. Ny ticket is 90 cents,
ani that is gooa for 81. 1t cost me si.25.
II The man with the bungstarter moved
around between his customer and the
door.
..vill You bay dis now?' he exclaimed.
shaking the ticket at ms customer, "odeg
will kick you oud?"
why. I've given YOU the money. What
more Go you WANT
You haf gifen me helf dollar. and d.
ticket Il sixty cents. Now viii you pay
it or nod!"
But that coin is good for dollar,
tell you"
dis Dutchman knows helf dollar ven
he secs ii. was the reply. "You bal
said Yourself dat IL is helf dollar. Veil
inebbe III l.. Id buys no more as any
oider helf dollar in els blaze"
''Now let me ten you
"You told me nodding. and told you
for der last time 10 seddle. VIII you d.
id oder nor
Tho desperate clerk threw the other
coin ON the counter and got forty cents
in change HIS lunch had cost him 81 10
and the man ut Puckerbrush is still
waiting for his souvenirs.
Dem toodls dom work schlick games
on dis place already any nore." the Ger.
man explained as a customer came cI
To- pay check for a glass Of dark beer
and Frankfurtor saqsages. - Chicago
Herald
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