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The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

The Columbia cycl. calendar for
1873 Is the most exquisite and truly
artistic Of practical calendars fer the
year Ii begins with February. a3
antl end, with February, "a. It run-
~!>t- Of q circular piece Of cardboard,
~ inches in circumference. thn e. !an
der picture beng framed with q rc-
production of the r"numaii. rubber
TIE. Tine picture j. ii fifteen water
GO! =, AMI presents y country scene
with bic, cia couple i'll t;e fore
1ruunl resting in cu>ev mock
after "A ,lci1.,tfui ride. I'!ir rigiial
picture is Nv a re,chrateI American
artist, an,, h reproduction i sn close
- the painting th:it one hardly reall
yes tA,t The delightful tones and
h!,tc- are nnj the true b:li~h mark.
Tits c:itcn.!a:. issued hy the Pope
N';'1 tn.. oi Boston, is adapted fni
the library. dining room. parie,r, o:
,,us,ut>s flee.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

G. : Warren las -Ol,t ii, nlur;,
acre farm. northeast OF the cit,. to
Fred Sini;i, at Il confederation Of so
per acre. MIR. Warren ti.en - ich...cI
the grocery store of i. i. Is tn. i.
81. the wet side Of the -qu re II.
e not informed "a to- tie course Mr..
! l,tunctt VIII i,er-ue, hut fec! sur" he
! viii not long nc idle. T. II. Btn'.oM
! las iunI been identified wiki The
la mess interests of M2inp!i,, and
the courtesy and k.n'inc-s shuwu t.
/ GU .toiners has made HIM a favor;c
with purchasers. THIS disposition
we ht.;eyc will he followed hy Mr.
Warren. and long identified vii! ,!sI'
interest. will enable hi'n to full,
know th. wants OF tie a>IicuI:nriSt>
He IS q Young man ans! ii'o rtsi'tric:
u this county. OF several years, h..
won the confidence Of every body
nr. Warren will not take charge g
> the !u5ne y until about tir first O
March, when a general invitation ":
. he given to AL "ho wish to hu
B. good groceries ii cheap ratc, 10 -iy
him q call
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26
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- asg x,aS SgssR
New Years Day!

Whs. a Hood 81 tcndcr memories sweep over
Tbs. heart n: ..,r very THOUGHT. Vow t'.g tones
of sorrow, n,, .ir,l,.css ,,.;a;-:. With each 9th
or. sortcnei 10y thu uI!ertonH ~ <ratittld"
and thank - living. ~hicis hu,!o,,s every fe@,
ing of the >Cul. 40" eNi1tiy fy the years Us
we ascend the rincties? soon :he hast round
ci the crnturr shall have tccn reached. How
short seerns INC span OF time since 1889 was u
rev year before rs. AMI now INFO th, Eo.sty
shadows OF The past. /. has disappeared fer
eve. Gone with 81! is crowded events
Gone ere. M its opportunities. With IL vent
out .cr TING radnv la.} rs g: lie for the grim
Ansc, OF Death came :. ii either years TO
homes Of every rams, lut ~" tci hat i:c gar
nercc III tnu-il4lly .fs icr harvest ducns, I@lrl.
Scarcely year ago lie cut down. III Il singie
day. Albert EictCr heir I!Cfnmptivo 20 the
English Throne u young Insn who VS. ro-
aarded by his people wish greater satisfaction
than his father. ard who i!..G jus: crrnt"i II
xr alter interest FOR h;:ASe.f ~ selecting FOR
his bride Il woman greatly loved fer her
Eeacral spin. end persona! acts of charity.
hut his if,. ~, n cn hcter. TIE ruvIs we're
spoken which .*o,.id rns.,r them nn". Alter
stirling 1T tho I ;lru,:f. tLi. messenger ut s"r-
rev PASSED on 10 the mead ot the Roman
catholic thilrcn III En..nd and tarainal
AInn!nr answered his Summons: theH liz
called Cardi III SieMcr ftrtc@t General of
the .:n;u;..s c.rtE&.i. M:S-iocAry organization.
Thcsc three and r.a;y others Gr swept iwrS
In single day ANA throughout the yea he
kept nj h'- Ia X. tais.i- loved oi"> from nut
a.d pacn hns'.inr vui,t.s long etequent III
the halls o: -! isiHn taxi ti.H zen froni
the ha,h Of ~" gifted ami brilliant scripture
s,u;irnt al Franz; ler,iyi.i- Hn&land 81
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26
Columbian Stamps.


lie Ioiuhhiaa stamps are seen on
ie''cfs nowadays. They are AMONG
the hahdaomest the bureau OF ensr"v-
ing ana printing has overturned out,
says '"e canton Press lae work OF
e''''"''s 'seih heSan about Il month
ago iEcy vii be known as the
|"'""i"'a Series an" "''i %; "h
SUE "'''''" 'hs year oi Inc exposition
'i'''' me stamps are Oh me '"ii""'
ing denominations; /, :. j. t. D. =:
~ H. % ana +" cents ~ - 30
- AZ" 70. ihe "e'ioil'fAliohs are
is '"iio"s;
vac cth'-~t"'"nhu' i" s'ssi OF
'ann' -
NV" cent - Landing OF t"'"'nhns-
ihfee cenl--lA he ha2ship "' t"'um
Gus.
'"u' c'ii'-' "'u''ho' so'ic''''o me
ii" u iS''''f'''.
rive c'i''-t'inlh""s welcomed al
o''ee'''''''
H'S ceh'5-'""'hois presenting
fei''''eS'
len cch'-'"lnmhus announcing
MS discovery
f'''teh cent 'o'tH'Da' al La
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

T;.e society even, Of the THEATRES,
season will be next Tuesday ni.ht,
~ which occasion Mss jean
Voorhees,. the llo-t handsome actress
~ the Ame,i;'an stage, will appear
as L;zzi.. Stock il ,N.lv Farmer,
Daughter. Mis- Voorhees, is not
only 4 famous beatty, bat is 4 eeris t.
lady w.iu>c gowns and damon IS are
LcnF2pou- The D,,c,a House should
he crowded Wit. our society people Ia
rect this En'tn,E artist
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26
;-:tT; -rt t.

Weather ltd COLI ',a: II" rad,
ro,,l.
nyt!tn j. very cool IL Iii: r:v:;::r>
At present,
i.,mrr Waits. whn has I"sa in y
In, K, fnt >or:!.' t:inr, y i9a..:. v.~.tiu-
relatives :,..t ::!-'i =.
} l.. I,u,nli was il: t:ll> part t.. tx;
.o'lnt1 las; ~@als. working ur tie in
>Et'ln>+ hu>.Ee~~
John !>..--,l i.,>. been il X .nhnk f.,
~om> l.m'' !.ay'i,5 n!> i.,t;c boy, .
ear thcrr iur Treatment,
Rutt. Johnston went 70 Clark cou:i
t> last Friday
Ti.trc has been pro;rsct2s! meet
liz, at Pleasant E'I5- til. past t.v',
weeks. conducted h. R.vS Cr@-e.
aud Phillips. Rev trai."r lei; i..-i
Friday. There has heen several s,,i-
,ii:lons 10 The church.
H. V. .wank made q sil,.t visit at
home last Saturday AMI Sanity.
Every alliance. innl in tie count,
zhouIi now get to wnln III i,ii:ldj;-
lp the sub uA'uu> and not tre uu;i!
every ou. il The e.,t}n's is vel. organ
.E~;l. ard every m.n III the county.
lat Is, VIA u, j. Il good wochin :
.ncmlsrf
Liberty | Mon meets il regular >es-
sion next :-;.tu.::AN E;:sjtt. jtl.G:er,
18Th i vii, lac la ;'ia interest -:
every fI.ini,rr 10 hc there, rs some
yer, !BDn.'i;,Iit i.i-:n.:,s VIII como i,i'
fore III" meeting. Com
Members 81 scvera! rig..ipTi!G
unions met At Wiimat.iv.llc last Sat.
nrlay NIGHT for 'nr purpose "f effect
! II. a cooperative organization. w:,ic,
was done. 4 great deal Of interest
wa shown ahi the prospects ~.
good. Ever, lu,l:. -" IF .,ei yhhncin-.
| :;nni.~ is invited tn cone and join
The next .1rf;In., will be hill at VIII
,n;..h,i:ie, Saturday might, Feb ith
MORE ANON.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26
Jean Voorhees,.

One Of the dramatic events of the
present season will be the first appear
.;nce of Jean Voorhees,, niece OF
D;,Hie! Voorhees,, lud;an:.'s famous
senator and statesman. This ,our.
.asi, is sad t. be most beautiful OF
anA Oh the stag", while her four years
u: sn'''"ss iii the metropolitan cities.
stamp Ser as ole Of the greatest az
III THAI sterling plav, Only Farmers
o'.ug;'er, as re written and pro-
nounced BY New York and pE;isdel-
PHI critics as the greatest American
play. At Rees' Opera House, Tues
day evening, Jan. 3,st.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

The ". G. T. Z. IF this city held q
parlor meeting at Lcav!.'s Hall, Thurs,
day evening, 4, which the members Of
tina, orgruiz,iiun and few invited
guests participated. TIE program Of
the entertainment was excellent:
The audience sang bringing in the
Saeavcs. after which Rev M:scner led
N PRAYER Then followed Il sulu 5y
| MI. G.. ". Cole. when was excellent
and compliments On its rendition was
heard Oh every hand; the reading b,
Mrs. ". \. Williams WIS Ill the
nature OF temperance history and
brought out many points not known
h,y the general public " liza; pleased
the audience mos; was song 10y the
members Of the u.s. the yu:ncer
branci. Of tie Y G. L. L. Thea fol
lowed a iinc reading selection i,v Miss
TalI;c Walker. and IN excellent solo
hy Mrs. l.. H. Love. The reading by
Mrs. j. VI. Jane WIS pleasing and in
atructite and would have made :.
stranger believe Il professional e!eca
ZIONIST was eEtrrt;l ming the audience
with one of her Utsi selections. Tier;
the duet by Mss Lucy Combs end
Table Walker was .rInl ami sublime.
Bat the part relisieu most gentraiI,
hv the gentlemen present was TIE
refreshments. The stuff that bi:c.,l
like an adder Was conspicuous u, it.
/ i:'n presence, Eut Il large line oi
whul2suinr Gti"c;.ci ; were served
! With the son, tod be with YOU gill
we meet again. The An Hence wa
lii n-sed Il cou.ul be seen tia,
/ ever. one WISHED the next meeting L,
occur soon. Y nurr pleasant, Sucia
evening. to thps, present, has not
! occurred IL Memphis fpI Il len. ti'He
! Mrs. John Hughes was president 81
! 'ie eve,,in. ;snd showed wuntiersu
! skill Us :, presiding officer.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

!. r. B1rti*tt l,l4 old reliable real
,-tatr ani lt;n agent gets there this
week witt, TIVE veal estate saies-nnr
uf 90 acre, !r,n: John +. Mullen t.
Joseph E,-HnlI. uf Illinois, at so
per acre, al one Of 50 acres from
Z + pa,igyt 10 Mrs. !rcna Sno., grass.
NJ Michigan. at $50 per acre. Thi~
latter tract i, the one recently
,,,,rrha>r,i nv Nj pld4e; from J. f.
| Alexander
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

About the poorest excuse Of a s'lo"
tia; has ever appeared in this CIT,
WIS the Miller Plantation N.i.,alrti
company. 1t bowed to Il: II all,i:en
ces al Kees Dpvia ll"u Z, Mnn,'H,
ana Tuesday nights Rrc> Brothers
are yer, careful ;,i'uut letting >n.'l,
companies apr"ar IN tiI'i. opera
hn,iSc "ni are t:;;.ia. IL tie interests
Of the the;;,er going publ. hut oc
cas;"u,.lIy they get taken ia 4
we'll Is other people, and h;'nd;'> ans
Tuesday All ;n:.n5 Of that kin: oc
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26
The residence of VIM. Webb. W.

The residence of VIM. Webb, WIG
lives :.hl.lt three miles north 81
Memphis, calue very hear burning
,;oan c,;a>.>'t:y night of last w,es.
The nunt! house mar hv was dis
covered al FIR" ;.'y.,;lt mi,lni- an':
the f,tn!i, 1t once went 20 work 81
save 'h, main ':"u-" Mr.. Weld, ia;.l
been uurne, ah,ut the head t. quit,
All extent, Besides th.. wood nuns,',
:ti'rut tw" wears supply II wp,,e. '',>
Auruc,! TIE fire stal;4,, from :,s:.e>
thrown ont.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26
With tl,;s issue the FARMERS

With thss issue the FARMERS
UNION is two years Old. 10 all
friends who have aided US with cash
and otherwise. we return sincere
thanks and hope their lays Of USE
tuln,sas wiii be inaLy. All these who
can. we ask t. tail Il, this otiirt and
renew for another lcal. Is the paper
will lee materially increased III :.
short time ana the equal of any
county paper published. TO those
~t.o n: il: arrears, and they are
many. We kindly ask item to come
III and settle the amounts due. a. we
are very much in need of cash
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

E,:t..srt t.,'}n ti).tr4" N.nror,
l4s.ss :! mt;.=. NJ. I'VE weeks ag" q
four j, ear ODD blue dun horse, viii
small puff IN corl'f ii left eve, 1t, ~
]. hands high. A'.yoo" giving lnt"s-
nation concerning The horse. or viii
br,n. Ism il, wi! he literally re-
~, i,.I
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26
A Wonderful Discovery.

DR. Ci.ecini's Electric SPAWN Cure
positively cures hone SPAWN. rneInlie
spiict or curb III IS hours without
pain. $:,UD reward fer failure q,
slightest nin.v, Tie Creates: wonder
IF the nineteenth century. astonishing
as it does ti. entire veterinary
world. Circulars and Testimonials
free. A.;""s T.. cav ..clui, 3.S
Canal -, N.w York.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

At Iii" lnsetir.. -! the directors; Of
the Farmers, Mutual Fire Insurance
company, ii was found that its bust
ness VS. grt.t!, "H the increase
More puiiciea had been issued daring
III ;hs. >ainc is.llii at l,ni"
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26
4 Rsiiab!e Woman.

Wanted in every county to esta!,-
fish corset ,;;;rtur fer the sale of iir
Nichols celebrated spiral spring
cnr,ets and clasps Makes $40 to
$40 per month and expenses We fur.,-
ish complete stock on con>i-nmen'
settlements monthly Sample corset
fir". S.hd Is ceu.s Wsa;:'Gc for
sample an:! term. Address N'c;."ls
MFG. c.. 81 Canal S:rect, Nvw
I-;h
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

Rand, McNaIis & Co, les Alan:
It. Chicago. H., desire u local i:;.i:I;s
ger 10 X. the :n.na cement Of tE'
sale Of their new Universal Alias
Anyone desiring q pleasant ANA prof
table position wua:t! - we'll u write
tiIt.l.i
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

The CORN Argus tells about man
who has all along refused to join
church, but stunned professors Of re-
ligion While the large Te,iya! meet
in9s, recently llelu in that town, were
going on, he became convinced that
has action was not right and invited
q numhe of religious persons To- his
house and alter a season of prayer,
his couyerson was the result. What
seems strange about the affair is that
hefor. being converted the person
suffered IN such Il manner ttiat he
could harll, give expression to his
thoughts. and a;;erward talked with
case, showing no signs OF the "!.lic-
ton
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

list Of unclainei letters remain.
ing in the postoiIice at Memphis.
January 9th, 1923. William Barnes,
e. l.. DiilmnnI. c. Il i!uc!iinc, john
Z. NJ ,rG IN, VIII Smith.
i. VI. CrwELL, F. ~
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26
A Maryeious Discovery Fee.

SEperfinnus hair renewed perman
emily. instantancrIsiy without pain
by Electro Cil~Tic! Fluid In order
to prove superiority, we will for ;i.s
next 80 days send sample bottle and
Testimonials free on receipt Of nin.e2n
cents 10 pay postage. Atiire>s
Electro Chemical g., % East 18th
street NV York.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

Oar old friend, J ". D:cksrson
Of Ar;vI.a, has lis send the FARMHRs
I<inN for on" wear to the following
addresses: Miss Myrtle MvEet
Fowler. Kansas. an,i Mrs. n :, john
stnn. k,!tl,.,|4e, Mo
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

James Courtney, VIII Walton. Geo.
Martin Bud Courtney. vii Rays,
.tyy Llwton, 3srt DrH.nm I'D All
Charley Level. ATTENDED the pie sup
per u; Lann K. L. lat Saturday
night.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

Tic great New YORK Conpan, vii
ass st Miss Jean Voorhees, IN .:On!y :
Farmers Daughter, at Rees GDrr:
iIcusa next Tuesday night. III,
reputation o: the company is frs
class
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

Joe In4ali> ana JOHN ) Pie al
tended an a!l4atcA meeting ii. the
nnflieH corner q Schu, Ter .',.i"ty
ia-t i'rl,i;:; might, the torsnor .I::,:,.i. !.
The -.;etci, for lite Occasion
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

E. 3. Wheeler, OF Wa'icene,
it:,n-.;s. was in tuwn Saturday. Mr.
Wheeler owns considerable ianf nea,
GreensburG. He reports that the
i'upuli,;s are making gallant :i4ll'
fnr ts.ar r:--..l..s IN the suniiu sc,
S.a:2
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26
FARMERS UNION.
Thu ..SDAi. Jan. 20, 1875.
LOCAL BRCViT,ES.

Free coffee ready now at the Elite
Bakery.
Youth. beauty ard t..:lent--Jear
Nonrhccs.
Mr., r. y Head is visiting relatives
III Illinois
Hot coffee. free. with lunch at the
Elite Bakery.
Intlnce Your uciG|l',ors to subscribe
for ihe FARMERS UNION.
jams B. Smith has purchased an
interest in the city bakery.
TIE water supply is getting very
Scarce in t:ie city and county.
DIR. Bridges. Of Dosn:ng, WAS in
Memphis Yesterday. on business.
We request oar cuuntr, correspond
pnt> 10 write !i,,lc uitener Tor this
paper.
Thomas Cl!appci, fornlan Of the
n., y,.,'.,, ~ :, Nv, ,,,,
,,,r,,,
NJ W. Dorothy and ". =. Browning,
-, .,:. :.
u.,,,i.;. ,,,,4,,
VEGA. ;, -, ~,
!, -,
:.
Mrs. Dow \u1I1pls returned from,
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

The following persons have renewed:
ia; this paper since last week, sssHe:
IL. D. Foster Downing; Geo Shelly,
A'iNinnin-, JOSEPH. Miller and f. Il.
Spark, Crane; \. $ Myers, Piru-l1.t
Retreat; d Z. Joitl ami I. SpiIlnau.
Sam. !.,.i: Wn Hanks. Hit.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

MONEY. MONEY. MONEY!,

FVTCiNe IVlNIiELf. tVTLFNtI.
To loan money On rrairsfate securi-
lies fox .r or >,.y,.;, year, N alnruit>
70 SUI; he borrow.
Loans CLOSED and money paid or
''le ~.ne LAY la notes an; nirr; cage
is signed NJ delay.
B">t ant sAoat liberal option to til,
borrower ever offered. Also :as
lowest rate ~ interest
I,.,' .;::r; 81, ia2. \. y. pETKIN.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

Al kinds 81 EratS RI. tccrl.inI
so high in price that a CORN hatcher;
nearly CT: :, finger eli q customer in
order TO make & purchase wei. ou:
it..f::t;,rt
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26
Watches, CIocks aaa JeTtliy

Constantly on hard - rcasona',l" pric,s. :.
ii,'i' Siiar.. ct :c t,f'tiit I:t.rtin':sc il So
Cl::-,i. Give II. i ..s..l ''rstaI@ u t"in-
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

Next Wednesday is ground hoy
day, bu, it |. probable that the AMI
NAL is froZe III such 4 MANNER rs to
De unable to appear and consequently
not able IL Sct. ms shadow
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

Thursday evening, ihe rcsi,:e:'c"
ncc;:p:vl by J..!nes i,rnl;e.i auJs
t:,nIi, c.;u-lat Ere from the kllcict.
stove am! va discovered jas; i'll time
IL prevent 4 cuH!'ayrat,on.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

free Bctf;e i,- Mica --a,..s g.: I.r-r~;rt,
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

IT.. 3..ies' --Sa.v Tteart Cure at D-ug~is---.
For Eropsy. DR.. G.lcs' New Heart Ccze.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

j. Anthony Hniin.;:s. tHc ira pres
slide. is IA tie c!tl. Nj. Grrla,s, iia>
>:rurc, the position ~ decorator ii:
tn Missouri hu!!'iing at tie Cili,a;y,
N..ritf's Far.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

properly.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

~ ~! 7@EVIr 4 ~ ''sSVFl'''1 VI! NJ
Il ak Island railroad, VITA heao.-
quarters ut Trenton. Missouri. i
visiting friends II This county.
4 debating society IN Clark c"ul''
recently decided that there was u":r
pea ,urc il c"n;,-'lln;lrL thHn Iii
spar k;u2. Poor dtg,:'sed leilgs.
The farmers' union. (Memphis, Mo.) 1891-1895, 1893-01-26

Miss Clara pi;.t.n left last Monday
n.urn;as fl Ustun~a. Iowa, after Il
lew weeks visit with her parents Ill
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-01-09
Couldn,t Fool rhat Rou.

few days ago party OF gentlemen were
about starting on a hunting trip out into Mary
land, says the Washington Post They had to
go ia alarge wagon take their own provisions
with them and rough it among che hill for q
week or 50 IN approved style. When ey cry
thing was put in place and a start about to bo
made one OF the party. who is considerable of a
gourmet, suddenly discovered that be bad for.
gotten to procure some of his favorite Rogue
fort cheese,
His companions we're equally az fastidious In
their tastes, and s halt was ordered until thu
article could be procured. The man Friday of
the expedition was dispatched to leading
grocer with note stating what was wanted,
and followed the clerk who took il to the cheese
cuisine had beou sadly neglected, and when he
saw the clerk cutting in lnlf tinfoil covered
disk, whose Interior appeared anything but de.
sirabie to him from on edible point OF view he
inquired:
'Mlstah, what is you err doin't :"
I'm getting { o cheese Mp. M sent you
for" was the reply.
The coiored youths eyes expanded. lis
you g-g-gwine ter sen Marse VIII dat ar green
looEin' stutf?N he gasped
why, certainly" responded the clerk
Den you gotCsr sen hit by sum udder pusson
sides me. III l war ter take Marse Viii ennv
ole rottn cheese like dat ar he'd beat me mos
nyary ter death"
And he refused point blsnk to take it. in spite
of all explanations.
You dej sen sumbuddy else. You amt
goin' to git my back broke wild none of yo'
foolisELoss. Catch myself takin' Marse viii
emmy stuff like dst No sab"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-01-09
BRIGHT BITS.

HAVE you got collection Of any kind.
asked Uncle Marx, that l can help you with?'
Of United states coins in my bank, and nothing
larger than g dime. "-Hdrper's Young People.
WA1rER--I expect you to pay in advance.
Guest-What 40 you mean, sir?
Waiter-No ofense, sir, whatever; but the
last gentleman VINO ate n1acEerel here got 8
bone IN his throat and died without paying, and
the guv'nor took it out of my wages = Wonder.
Mas. B. This is disgraceful! You'll have no
one to thank but yourself. I've warned you
often enough how you are shortening your
days.
Mr. B.-Yes, my dear; but you don't seem to
realize what long nights I'm having. Eunny
folks.
OLD FRIsND-wel. 1 declare, old boy, your
wife is fully as tall as you are"
Mr. DeMsek Tin a whisper)-Yes, guess
that's 80
How came you to marry such big womAn?'
''Weil-er-she didn't seem so big before
marriage. "-Ne1o York WeeElu.
"YEs, stranger" said the native Of the aspir-
ing western village, five years ago this hull
place were a wilderness; nothin' but prairie
grass and red lnjuns. Now, stranger there be
twenty men IN that jail over yonder and forty
more in the poorhus. It's CROWN, stranger -
Boston Irdhsc1Df. ,...,
Picnic SCENE, Laura ito her cousin who has
just kissed herl-G. Rudolf, we are lost! There
Is MIR. Miller.
Rudolf-Never mind him, he is u harmless
fellow
Laura-He was; but now he is an amateur
| photographer. - fL'e0eRde Batter.
WIFE-Herr Zartheimer is a charming man
Just fancy, he has been mari d fifteen years
and only yesterday when speaking to me about
his wife he called her an angel
HuSband-tt is very possible that she is an
angel now; don't you know that she died twelve
months sgo?-SchCeIzer Handles Courier.
EXCITED LADY (on the beach)-Why isn't
something done for that ship in distress? Why
don't some of you
Coast Guard thurriedlyl-We have sent the
crew line to come ashore, mum
Exc ted Lsdy-Good gracious We're they
waiting for a formal Invitation p Wonder.
SHE (sitting DOWN. see you are not a regular
traveller on those su burban trains
He standing upl--That is true. How do you
know? $50 g..
"You gave me yQur seat ="
And you, madam. pardon me, are not reg
ular traveller on suburban trains other
"Ah, how did you guess that?n
You thanked me. Chicago Tribune.
MoTHER-Johnuie. why are you crying I'm
Only going to he awey week aud your papa
! will be home with you
Johnnie-No, hs won't; he's going to Rome
Going to Rome Why, cai!d, what do you
y heard kim say that he would make Rome
| howl when you left "
20. indeed Well Twon': leave you, Johnnie. v
| IeIuS SiYtinCs