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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-08-31

The Paris students should be
promptly hit over the head. When
the QUARTER Latin breaks loose it is
time for the guardians of the law to
use their clubs freely and promiscu-
ously. They are good boys, but it is
necessary to teach them that they
cannot be permitted to run a great
citv
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-08-31
Now. ready all!
And do not fall;
You'll get left surely II you do.
I'll crack the whip
And make them skip.
And Jennie'll be a footman true


Rot-Air Toys.
Most children have amused them
selves with toy windmills cut from a
square Of paper or card and mounted
On pin; but perhaps few have made
cardboard serpents for placing in
currents of hot air. These require
some care and sometimes second
;rial to make them work well, but a
little perseverance and some in
yenuity will accomplish very pretty
results.
Cut out a circle from card board
and mark the center; then draw a
spiral line leading from a point near
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-08-31

Four German soldiers committed
suicide because they had been inhu-
manly treated by non-commissioned
officers. II the kaiser wishes to in
crease the efficiency Of his troops, one
Of the first things to do is to remedy
an evil that is goading so many of his
soldiers to self-destruction.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-08-31

1T is only the female mosquito that
sings. The male is dumb. Gentle
men who use various languages when
serenaded at night should remember,
therefore, that they are addressing
their remarks to ladies.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-08-31

THE difference between a tight
window and tight" man on rail-
road train is that the one you can't
open and and the other you can't
shut up.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-08-31

THE malleability Of gold is so great
that sheet OF foil, it is said, can be
beaten as thin as the slice of ham in
a Worlds Fair sandwich.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-08-31
& "a
IdSo Ce@I
49, 90
$3.50 i

nented by a miniature evergreen tree
n the center at the top and some
bright paper toboggan figures
nounted along down the spiral slope
so as to have their trifling weight
properly balanced. This makes a
winter coasting scene as natural in
appearance as possible. Another
suggestion is to color one of these
coils like snake with pastel or paint,
and at one end or the other paste on
head cut from paper and colored
like the spiral, turning it up vertically
as the head will show in profile when
revolving
These whirligigs will turn in oppo-
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-08-31
ITO FORTUNE 81

"PAY as you 60" and save enough
to come back on.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-08-31

IT is when woman gets caught in
a shower with new hat on that you
may realize what a rain of terror is.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-08-31

"BREAKERs ahead" said the man
of the house when two new servants
arrived.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-08-31
Fire Insurance.

Fire Insurance.
Philadelphia had the first fire in.
surance company in America.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-08-31
OUR BOYS AND GIRLS.
THIS is THEIR DEPARTMENT OF
THE PAPER.

Quaint Sayings and Cute Doings ox tho
Little Folks Everywhere, Gathered and
Printed Here for All Other Little Ones to
Read.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1893-08-31

The Runaway.
Littl, Maid Marian,
Weary with play.
Crept Off to rest on
The newly mown hay.
A meadow lark. flying
Across the blue sky,
Game nearer to sing her
A sweet lullaby.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02
A FOLLY.

If GOVERNOR WAITE Of Colorado ever
gets through kicking himself then the
people shound finish up the job, or at
least stay with him as long as there was
any dome left to WAITE's pantaloons.
The bursted banks, the starving children,
the thousand men who have been made
tramps, the millions lost in idle ma
chinery and idle mines-all of those
things are the direct result of a fool gov
ernor who frothed at the mouth and
talked without thought.
Forty thousand men have been thrown
out of employment. in that state, dozens
Of banks have bursted and the savings of
years been lost, and all because WAITE
predicted a great revolution he saw the
country going to the devil in a hanging
basket over an electric line, and be
thought that he would be called upon to
ride his horse in human blood up to its
bride. The people heard his speech
his jackassical talk, for he can't make a
speech-and Capital ran out in its night
clothes and yelled bloody murder. And
that ended the whole business. With
bursted banks on every hand, labor got
scared and factories commenced closing
down. Miners were thrown out of EN-.
ployment, and the yawp of one ass has
caused terrible disaster. 1t is a pity that
some men insist upon letting the world
know that they are fools.
And yet WAITE is a silver man, of
course, and he will be re elected, and can
have anything in sight in Colorado.
Those idle men should ride him on a rail.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02
WHAT Is

What is wanted is speedy and effective &C
ton. 1t is all important that congress should
not tangle itself up with everlasting quarrels
over all sorts of financial conundrums, to the
imminent danger of the public welfare
Washington Post.
That is a sublime thought and a beauti
full sentiment. But, my friend, let me
take your arm and walk with me while |
tell YOU that the Public Welfare is one
thing and a congressman's ambition to
make an ass of himself the first round is
another.
/ Why, man, there will be more oratory
of the spread, eagle style than COLONEL
CICERO ever imagined. Mr.. DEMON
THEMES, poor De, he's dead now, would
! not he considered in it compared with
what awaits the Painting, trembling and
busted nation, in the way of silver tongues
and clarion tones. Bless your soul they'll
all want to speak. Mr.. FL%APDOoDLE will
"apprehend that never before, sir, has
such a grave question confronted the ma
ton" And what are you going to do
about it when about seven hundred other
MIR. FLAPDOoDLEs m to appre-
bend and tell about it? Do? Why the
last of August and the first of September
will come and go, Or go and come, if the
last of August starts first, which, under
the circumstances, We suppose it will, and
the same statesmen, some covered with
wad8 and gobs of glory, will be warning
their fellow countrymen that they view
with alarm the present grave question
which confronts the nation.
And then Capital will grow weary Of
hiding after a while and come out of its
hole and 60 to work.
That's what's the matter with HANNAH,
and you'll see it start off about Monday.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02
SHOULD FIRE him OUT.

The case of GENERAL JOHN {. BLACK,
congressman at large from the state of
| Illinois, is one which Mr.. HoKE SMITH,
if he proposes to be honest in his work,
should at once consider. BLACK is a demo.
crat, and was commissioner of pensions
under CLEVELAND. But at the same
time he draws a pension of 500 a month
for total disability. He is no more to-
tally disabled than a wild man from
Borneo, and the shame Of it is that a
special session of congress granted the
pension, and he takes it. He goes to
Washington and visits the various de-
partments each day, and Jacks much of
being a physical wreck. He is obtain
ing money fraudulently, viewed from a
moral stand point, and HOKUs POKUs
SMITH should not suspend honest pen
sioners when such glaring frauds as
GENERAL BLACK are on the books and
unexplained,
THE GLOBE wants all frauds cut off
10 matter about their political complex
ion now or at any other time. knowing
the facts in the BLACK case, as MIR. SMITH
unQuestionably does, he is not doing his
sworn duty when he allows BLACK to be
bellyaching around as a total wreck and
paying him to bellyache.
Fire the frauds from the pension rolls.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02
A CASE.

The esteemed Washington News makes
us tired az iastseWe had almost learned
to love The News, and We yet admire
much about it. But when it asserts,
boldly and apparently with much reck-
lessness, that there is a man in the moon,
in the language of the divine and gentle
SHAKEsPEARE, it is time to call a halt.
To add TO its stupidity Of expression The
News claims in the same breath that
there is 10 man in the sun.
THE GLOBE says, and challenges con,
tradiction, that there is no man in the
moon, and no man has been in it Git mean
ing the moon for several years, while on
the other hand we have every reason 20
believe that there is a man in the sun. If
not, who moves the sun? That is the
question and no n will try to answer it.
1t might be claimed that the sun does not
move, yet we have high authority that
it do.
The News may call itself an indepen
dent paper, but when it takes sides with
the moon and declares that there is a man
it and that no man is in the sun We say
that the people of Washington and else
where should have a care and see TO it
that they are not nursing into life a
Hanged and frightful viper which one
day will turn and rend them.
The police authorities have been mott
fed and a strong posse will soon be on
the trail of COLONEL ANANIAs
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02
SEVERAL VARIETIES

There are several varieties of fools in
this country, but the old fool is the most
cheerful idiot of them all. This from the
Wilmington Messenger tells about d style
and kind of fool who is to be pitied:
We learn from parties who came in on the
Wilmington and Weldon train last evening
that a railroad postal clerk named BURT was
arrested yesterday at L~ynchburg on a warrant
charging him with stealing money out of the
mails. When searched he had around his body
a belt with 5000 in it. He was caught by decoy
letters. He had been in the postal service
twenty years.
Now isn't that a pretty dish TO set be-
fore a king? The old scamp had worked
and toiled and ruetled in the mail service
for twenty years, and perhaps would
have remained until he died, but he
thought he was smarter than all the
secret service of the government. The
palmer the bait they fed him, the more
eagerly he grabbed for it. And the con
sequence is that he will spend his remain
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

ing days in prison, and the few dollars
he stole will do him 10 good. A govern
ment contractor can rob the government,
and rob it blind, but as it is always done
under the sanction Of law, he escapes,
But when you get to fooling with UNCLE
SAMUEL's mail pouches, your name viii
be pants in spite of fate. The decoy let.
ter will get the best of EN-, and when il
does, there is no excuse on earth to offer
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02
M r.

CHAPEL HILL, n. c., May 4, Is@0.
Mrs. Joe Person:
Since you have made your formula known
to the world. L know ingredients TO be good
for the diseases for which your Remedy is
recommended. and / shall not hesitate TO use
IL in my practice on any case which may need
IL. as | have seen good results from its use.
am very truly,
A. B. ROBERTSON, VI. D.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

THE New York Morning Advertiser
has just discovered that JUDAS was a
southern gentleman and was in the Con
federate army. Accordingly we imagine
that JUDAS will get a fresh roast most
any day.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02
BY AL

The GLOBE is published every day Sunday
excepted) and delivered by carrier at $500 a
year, or 80 cents a month. THE GLOBE circu-
lates throughout North Carolina.
THE WEEKLY GLOBE is a large eight-page
paper. containing all the news, and is sent by
mail at $3.50 a year in advance.
Once-Corner Main and Church streets.
GLOBE telephone, No. IS.
AL advertisements and notices continued
until ordered out.
Address all communication to
The GLOBE,
Durham, \. &.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02
NURSES SORE MOUTH.

MAxTOS. n. c., Jan. 13, 1891.
/ have used Mrs. Joe Persons Remedy for
Nurses Sore Mouth, and was perfectly cured
and can il as a good tonic.
MRS. W. 8. MCNAIR.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

NIh liz "a III.
For it broke my arm.
And | lost the hat to my knee.
We have consulted DR.. ROBERTS about this
matter and he says that the colonel professor
evidently meant his knee cap instead Of his
knee hat.
Col. CALEB GREEN called this morning. AS
he approached the table upon which we were
sitting he commenced in tones of wonderful
beauty to say:
yellow citizens At a time like this when
the machine is in the nineties when banks are
failing upon the right of US and upon the left
of us and in front of us and behind us and on
top of US and
We explained to CoLONEL GREEN that his re
marks were entirely uncaIIed for and that as
they were Irrelevant, immaterial, improper
and SO Forth, that he must stop talking in
such a strain, as we did not care to make run
on a bank during such hot weather, but that
he would unnecessarily alarm us, and cause
us to commit such an act.
But as | was saying, fellow citizens, and as
1 remarked before, and when these banks are
bursting like bombs in the air-I repeat like
bombs in the air, my fellow citizens-I for one
think that it is time to whack up. to pay the
editor so that he may buy oats for his family
The shock was very great. COLONEL GREEN
paid for his paper one hundred years in ad-
vance and told us if we didn't see what we
wanted to ask for it. After three hours we
were resuscitated, and while the effect IS ter
rible, any others who care TO surprise us will
be cOurteOuSly received at the business office.
The iron goose which JOHN MESLEY. the
tailor, had been saving to make a feather bed,
died last night. We havesent the information
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

TRINITY college will soon be open for
another session, and we understand the
attendance will be larger than ever
This is good.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

VOICE FROM MEDICAL FRATERNITY.
GOLDsBORO, n. c, Oct. 81, 1889.
Mrs. Joe Person:
MADAM-AbOut April, 1887. ! treated Sam
Prlyett for Scrofula, affecting the glands of
the neck. causing suppuration. which finally
terminated into running sores. i had done
for HIM all that | could. and considered his
chances for life very small, and told you So,
and that if you wOuld benefit him with your
Remedy, | would give you a certificate of the
tate TO prescribe in any similar case L may be
called upoa TO treat. 1 am We y truly,
THOMAS Hill. VI. D.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02
ALWAYS INDEPENDENT
Durham, n. G

THE GLOBE is entered at the postofficc, Dur
ham, N. c., as mail matter as the second class.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

In THESE days Of hard times the motto
of all should he: "Whack up"
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

SEE THIS! SEE THIS!

Mr.. j. c.. Henderson. general manager Of the
Chattanooga. Marsden and Birmingham rail
road, says he does not believe there is a ca G
of rheumatism which Mrs. Joe Per-On's Rem
edy will not cure. and il is the finest medicine
for Indigestion he has ever used.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

II MAKE the gold bugs angry when
you tell them that every cloud has a
silver lining.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

THE mex term Of court will come off
the next term.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

Col. J. w. Down expects to bring the At
lantic ocean to Durham. He has not explained
his object, but we are reliably informed that
he expects to use it to battle his feet.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

WHEN all the delinquents pay up, and
we start our bank, we shall take pleasure
in loanirg money and take sky for Sc
Curity.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

Once in ye very Oldcn tyne a Merchant
sayd too an Eddytor, Il doan't thynke adver-
thing pages"
Let me show yov," said yc Eddytor. Il
will pvt | lyme in my papyr ard not charge
yOv a pcnnie."
All right" rcplycd ye Merchant, land we
will see"
So ye Eddytor pytte Us line in his papyr:
WANTED a DOGGE. JOHN1JoNES, 253
w Old Street. s
Now vt happened that 400 Peple cache
brovghte Il Dogge on We next daye thereafter,
so that Mister Jones (Which was We MERCHANTS
naymc) was oVcrrVnnc with Dogges.
'Syncc there are SO manyc Doggcs," said he.
81 thynkC | might make some byincSS and will
givo you a pcnnic for cache DOggc."
We people tOokc yc pcnnic each for his Dogge
bccavsc there were SO manye Dogges, and
Mister Jones SKINNED ye 400 Doggcs and made
bootcs and gloves from ye 400 hydcs and thvs
mayd
\ BIG FORTUNE
and thereafter added to vt 10y advertizng in we
Eddytor's papyr.-American Grocer.
THE Vans are doing very well, thank
you.
But three days TIL Christmas-wait
for it.
HONESTY should not be considered a
policy.
WIEN congress meets We move that it
adjourn.
THE next term of court will come off
tho newt form
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

WE UNDERSTAND that PROFESSOR
DAHLBoRN has secured the contract for
re painting the rainbow. That, we take
il, is a good lob
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

HONESTY should not be considered a
policy.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

WIEN congress meets We move that it
adjourn.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02
ye Eddytor pytte VS. line in his papyr:
WANTED a DOGGE. JoHNJoNEs. 2
w Old Street. ~
\ BIG FDRTVE

and thereafter added to Vt 10y adVertiznginy
Eddytor's papyr.-Amcrican Grocer.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

WHILE lots of poor devils are trying
to climb up lions hill a great many
other poorer devils are coming down it
on a t~oboggan slide.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

But three days till Christmas-wait
for it.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

The iron goose which JOHN WESLEY. the
tailor, had been saving to make a feather bed,
died last night. We have sent the information
to AUNT RHODY.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1893-08-02

THE Vans are doing very well, thank
you.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
LADIES' HOME Journal.

Unknown TO thousands, Thomas Car
lyle's youngest sister is resident of
this Western continent. This interest
ing fact The Ladies' Home Journal has
discovered, and the home-life and per-
sonality of 1.-THE last of the Carlyies''
are most Interestingly pictured and des-
cribed in its May issue. which goes out
to its hundreds of thousands of readers
in striking cover. presenting one OF
Charles Dana Gibson's stylish women.
Mr.. HowelIs picture of girl life, 'tThe
Coast Of Bohemia grows in interest.
and VIII n. Harden gives the opening
chapters of short serial story, Before
Two Affairs The WoIld's Columbian
celebration is remembered in stately
poem by Edna Dean Proctor, entitled,
Tile New Worlds Queen" 'sThe Art
of Letter Writing" One of Hamlin
Gariand's etchings Before the Over
ture," and another by William ID.
Mofat are followed by poems by Gin
ton Scollard, Rose Hawthorne Lathrop
and Marguerite Lippincott Mathilde
Wurm tells how she learned the piano
with Schuman's Wife as NV Teach
81" An excellent article on the duties
of the housekeeper, IF the Cholera
Should Come" is contributed by Helen
jay, and an equally pratical one by
Maria Parloa on CLOSING House for
Summer. Altogether this May number
is so full of good things that no woman
can afford to be without it, Published
by The Curtis Publishing Company,
Philadelphia, tor Ten Cents per num-
Der, and One Dollar per year
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
Brodtville.

All l can say about the weather is
that we have had another young winter
and If oats and other grains sown early
don't rot in the ground, then why not
SOW in the fall?
Jerry Day is just now busy enter
tanning Mr.. Finn Palmer and family
from Chicago. Mr.. Palmer is a brother
of Mrs. Jerry Day.
Gov. Peck appointment of the 18th
as Arbor Day, was not satisfactory
out this way. 1t raiDed in the forenoon
and was too muddy TO set trees, so the
children voted. on the kind of State tree
they prefer and will set the tree with
appropriate ceremony when it arrives.
April 20 18G3-Born to Mr. and Mrs.
Charles Jackmap, nice girl.
Charley expects soon to hear the little
one call him papa and is consequently
very happy.
Mr.. Hartman Clark, carpenter by
rade, came home sick a day or two
tgo, and is now dangerously i'll. A
council of Doctors thought it might be
necessary to perform an operation 10
save his life.
The Brodtville Lodge No. SO, l. o. o.
F., made elaborate preparation to cele-
brate the 74th anniversary of the Order
of Oddfellow-ship. But man proposes
and God disposes, and the evening Sc
lected proved to be very inclement and
we regret TO say the entertainment was
by force of weather q partial failure
Those living nearest the hall gathered
in and celebrated to the best of their
ability, hoping next time the weather
would be more propitious.
The people of the township of Wys-
lusing will meet at the Brodtvllle Gem.
etery MAY the Both to hold memorial
services. The Grand Army Post will
assist the people in making up pro-
gram that will be published later ON.
H. Egleston is now giving Mrs VIM.
Brodt treatment.
John P. Day RECEIVERS slowly from
an attack of Rheumatism.
Bagley will have Liscensed saloon
May the first Wine is a mocker strong
drink is raging land who's oever is de-
celycd thereby is not wise"
e. o EYE-C.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04

TREAsURER's OFFICE. Grant Co. Wis.
LANCASTER, April Z. 1898.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
EsTATE-MIoHArL CASEY, sR deceased

County-In Probate " Ven
Notice is hereby given, that at the general
term OF county Court To be held in and for SAID
county, st the Court House IN the city of Ian
caster, IN gsaid County. gu the first Tuesday Of
June A D. 1883 being the 9th day Of June 1872. at
the hour OF one O'Clock in the afternoon. tLe.
following matter will be heard and considered
Inc application Of Thomas Casey and Michael
casey 70 assign TO the heirs at law OF Michael
casey, late OF the town Of Patch Grove. deceased
pursuant 70 the provisions OF his last viii and
testaInen1ine following described lands IN Grant
county, wisconsin, to-wit: The east half Of the
south east quarter, the south west Quarter oftbe
s Ss n esst quarter Of Section ten O Town Ave
east quarter OF the north west Quarter and tba
south west quarter OF the north west quarter Of
Section twenty-three (23). Town six l61 north
Range nve 90 west. subject to the bomeSteaG
and dover right Of Mary Casey, widow of said
Michael Casey, Sr., deceased
BY order OF the Court
us GEO. b. CARTER,
p pTcSu 81 ~ l PUN, 1898. County Judge
Q. address Lancaster, Grant Co.. Wis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
EsTATE-JosHUA FAwczrr. deceased.

EsTATE-JosHUA FAwczTT. deceased.
State Of Wisconsin, County Court Of Grant
COunty-In Probate
Notice is hereby given. that at the regular term
OF the County Cont, 10 be held in and for said
county, at the Court House il the CITY OF an
caster, q said County, on the fret Tuesday Of
June, A d. 1893. being the 9Th day Of juno. lsq3
a. the hour Of ten O'Clock IN the forenoon the
following matter viii be heard and considered.
The application Of Elizabeth Fawcetf for the
appointment Of an administrator with the viii
annexed Of the Estste or Joshua FaWeett iste
Of she town Of Lancaster. il said County, de-
ceased.
By order Of the Court
Ills GEO. B. CARTER.
!, Dateu NAY lst: 70. County Judge
Buchnel Watkins Petitioners AttOr6evs
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1893-05-04
DESCRIPTION. s DECEPTION. 5


Village Of Hazel Green.
lot e side Of M OF lot lower
lower Main It 3 Hazel Green