The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1893-08-03
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that psdaiss nsde for din1sff NJ
bride Yes ] la1tsd !, iof siI hours.
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good cis.r Dealer (hrlsklyl Yes s.r
seed ones Ia stss svsy or good cuss &
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-A.sds- Yss, .m obliged 10 kss'
ny shoes msdt 10 order My lti, foot y
larger Than my ris T. Ethel la IL posi'
blsl
Il is youf sister very high ebSrch'
Shs High ~ they nske them. She d~
charged our ismlly physician last ssss
for ssyins shs lad 10. fever
An Dedtroks Wis. 10 meant b.
preferred creditors. de.rg Mr. Dsdbrohs
The once that doc. bother you usually
~-Tbere are sons n.s 40 violently op
po.ed 10 ospiisl punisbmen, that they
soai bsps ~sii psper They Ia, their
wives 40 IL
II dopt SIC. said the Investor you have
any sisbs Of tom here. No Sisbsl
We'll reckon We hsyel There's q 10. for
. pCst ciiice. site for the cemetery pond
Ter bsp,isin aud sin candidates for Gov
nor.
Oar idea Of christian 10 . msn Who
doesn't laugh when it rains on pioLic
party TO which be vac 20, invited.
A ,onus lady having read = very long
paper Vt missionary meeting. The min
liter gave out the hymn, Hslleiujsb, Tie
done. sod then wondered sby erybody
smiled.
When man reaches .be ags It which
be ia ready to settle down and stop giving
his wife trouble. bis sons have reached
the age 10 begin.
AT the theatre = Mamma, doesn psps
like N usiel Yes my child; why do you
sky lie always goes out between the
acts ~heD the band plays
Doctor, why don't you send ytur pa
'ieuts swsy In the summer. aud then you
could 80, l,lls rest yourself l really
oar, sffofd 70 let them 90 away madam.
In the nountains-Arabsiis (wLo .
soul is Wrapped in sciencs- Charles isn't
this gn.i'sf Charles t~ho is deeply in,
,srssted 10 AnbelIs) Nicsl IL ia dshc
ious.
As SmiiLkins SIT 10 his office dye
sseut put his head 10 st the open door
snd asked chserfuliy = Any old clothes to
be dysd' Nc, answered Smitbkins 10
funeral tones they are oil dead.
-Jobsou- My ron is so tongue tied be
can't even understand himself when be
speaks. Bvbson Why don't you get him
. position IS 3 brakeman on the elevated
rosdy
Mrs Upton OF New York One does
not mind runbipg across to Europe nov
. Bit Mrs Hill Of brooklyn "a few mini
aies hter) When are you coming over
10 see me dear2 Mrs Upton Oh. don't
know. You live so far away.
--CItleloo = ! hear you are engaged to
Miss Bigger ollie. the girl you went horse'
back With 80 much lslt summer. How on
earth did you msnsse it' Summit Il
coaldn't help it,old man. We we're thrown
together so much.
First roker Did you win or lose 10
tina. cyclone 10 dayi Second Broker (loi
tly) That's my business. Say can you d.
rect me 10 five cenl lunch countery
You csn't suiiocste . shoemaker, said
Tho exchange editor. because be can always
bresths bis last. II he doss, rsiorted the
faAaoial editor, won, i, bring him 10 bis
wsred endf
is you gwins ter let dat newell do as
be pleAsel asked uncle Ephrism's wife |
Whas yoa will po~Ahy My will powsh's
oil right. be answered. You jes want ter
come out bysr an measure die here new
els won't povsh.
There are 10000 words in The Eoglisb
language aud many OF then we're used on
. late Sunday by q woman who discover
ed. after coming oct oil church, thst Der
new hat vas adorned with . tag which
read. Reduced TO ST..
Mr., Hensinston (of Londop). En-
slIshmen ere always At the 'front.' do you
hnow = company has been formed in Lon.
don 10 dam NIsgsrs Fsllsa Mrs BODILY
Thsi's nothing new. Psps's been doing
II ever since We girls returned from
orr mouths visit there. A
She oh. yoa csnanot dsgs tell
how oas locke. fou might think ! feel
perfectly we'll. but ! assure you have no
appetite at all He tsall,n.lyI-And yet
you look good etongh 10 est
1t takes awhile 10 get used 10 = uom-
ans ~sys When young husband steals
up behind his wife while ,he stands
81 her dressing case spd suddenly bends
icrsard and prints IN unexpected hiss 90
her lips, he aips The lnovledae thss NO,
man holds about 1877 Plus 10 her mouth
when dressing.
Augustus ssid Angeiins 10 her iov,r,
NOT know ,bst 's,ber hss recently invssta
ed 10 40 An' riesn silver mine. aud IL 60
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