New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-05-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

A French vegetarian society, like ancient Gaul.
has become divided into three parts. One wing calls
Itself cercale to Indicate that II believes only In
eating cereals: another will known as fruitarian,
because Il thinks fruit the only proper food, and an
other has been dubbed tubere because 1t believes IN
eating roots Each wing thinks that the happiness
and stability OF the human race depend ON the adop'
ton OF its views.
Jackson Park I'm which the Exposition is held, has
and coniaD az acre seventyseven OF which are
water The Midway PlaIsance is mile long and
hlrynne Exposition b%dings pr1pef ana Ss,s
oor of 10 ond int hre ars
four State aud Territorial buildings eighteen buildings
erected by foreign Governments and forty Others for
The minor purposes OF the management, restaurants
and advertising and enterprises. IN the MID
WAY T6s isor who ' would merely take passing look
mt each OF the vast array OF exliDts mus. Prepare
distance from one building to another, which must
OF necessity De travelled many times. ana me dis
lance to be covered will reach fully 100 miles,
Pltsburg News.
1t used to be the law in California that justices OF
the peace had no jurisdiction In cases involving more
than 300. Once, says an old Californian A. sueo
y. before squire in the Coast Range LOT S4oo. d.
posted up to the next town and consulted hind OK
the law $ well 20 down and throw him out OF
court ON mo jurisdiction said s. The day for trial
came. and b. and his attorney were on hand Just
TO see how far he would go, S. let him enter Judgment
against him. and called bis attention 10 he TACT
Of = no jurisdiction "Ah, ycs,' SAID HIS HONOR
Mr. S. the Court has thought OF that, ana discovered
a remedy. The Court enters judgment against your
client for $40O, and issues TWO eAecuionS LUZ $-~
each, And he did IT.
MY LOVE IN TIE WEST
.outh. that is scented with flower and VINE o,, ,o.&
Sing with your mocking birds. bloom WIN you DC"
Roses sweet south Watt your love ana wait mine
To my Love In the West!
Flame with your marigolds, South, M you nsht
All the way win them, ana DRAINING anu ''eS"
Render the sperdOr OF Niles Oh "hitc
10 my Love in the West!
wlnnow your glorious gardens where drps
The dawn dreaming from the roses red breast
Till your rival red roses CLIMB up " the np'
OF my Love in the Wset!
Beams Of you. CLEANS Of you, dreams OF you. sweet
.onth of my singing. have glory uhgu'sseu. ,.u4
Dut my dreams will be sweet when you near my Heas
with nv Loves in the West!
Frank l. stanton. In Atlanta Constitution
r,,o Editor Of The Meriwcher (Gal indicator %
o,l. Ia ~ cloat, over his enemy in the following
vigorous style. o.
-Four year, ago we postmaster at Green
VILE and one \. L.. Luck-'Boss Buck WIS ''rs ac"
i've in taking steps for removal, ana ne maze .
compIot, success Of his effort, to have our ohciai
head roll over In the basket. We are glad 10 ano"
that m. c,.tinc Is again at work. and that mis-
time Bucks head Is rapidly nearing the descending
knife We are having our turn now ana are ieen"s
4 thousand times more joyful over the situatlon 'naa
feels Mr. Buck
Adorcr feeling his way)-I-er-suppose your asoeF
docs not HE my coming hHre 20 oi' ro needn't worry
about sister. She endure most ahyooay'-uo'"
News.
Willis II. Hawkins. in BraIns,' thus describes the
idylllc life Of the country editor
For seven years had no Use for money NV paper
In
town owed the paper the paper owed everybody ana
ma o,e oyer thought OF settling an account on cither
s,dc II I went anywhere the railroad had
pass II wanted suit Of clothes or nam "ene
into a store and got IT, | don't know whether !"
WAS Charged or not and II didn't make mnch o'her'
once Pr, badly the dealers advertising ana SUD-
scripion bill was enough TO cover the cost not
M matter The barber shaved on account. ana on
account the grocer sold potatoes into thht hueh Vi
delights came the serpent when our feeDle i"i'aoo'
across the way got the telegraph pate-scrvce away
from u.s. Ills circulation doubled right away ours
alas didn't
Il W., in railroad accident once said The man man
I'm the smoker 10 group Of listeners anu n'u 0o~i
legs and both arms broken ,,,, ,,n
lid ven retain your presence OF mnd'' inquired
one OF the listeners
no, What did YOU do1' .ooo ,.
IL retained lawyer ana got Tl"'ooo oa'"'s'S'
Detroit Free Press
"Uardwarcr says that firm which manufactures
bcvclc known a, the p. ID. O. recently offered an
advertisement Of the bicycle I'm question TO paper
for boys, which refused II. the ground thaN' was
suggestive OF profanity. The firm explained tha' 'ne
Objectionable letters stood FOR three Lauh "orus'
..scdibus duohu, qulctus." meaning rest Tor potn
fet- but the editor desired 10 AVOID even tle APP
noor,rcc ~ evil and still refused the adj The
Latiny OF this motto. 10y the way, Is open 10 ques-
ton: but perhaps IT is hardly fair to expect peoai
Latin 10 be capital Latin.
Art Patron-Only 800 francs for Il genuine Rem.
brandt, aud well preserved 100, una. II u re"' WY
cheap What doe, the picture represent
Hiinkcr- Can't Won see The battle Of S,dan, per
Bacco II Monde tmoristlco