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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-07-27

Smythe-I dreamed that was in
Heaven last night.
Mrs. Smythe-Was there, too?
SIN ythe-My dear, did not say that
I dreamed | was in Heaven?-Truth
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-07-27
Must BE Something Terrible.

Dora-I shan't stand it another min
ute! I'm going to send him back his
ring?
Clara-What? That beautiful dia-
mond ring?
yes"
Horrors! What has he done?
Robbed church, killed his mother, or
what?-N. Y. Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-07-27
A Rapid Increase.

She-Will you love me as much when
we are married?
He-Yes, dear; one hundred thousand
dollars times more. Detroit Free Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-07-27

Employer-What! On time? This
Is the first time in month. Have you
bought an alarm clock?
Clerk-No; folding bed.-Puck.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-07-27
THE DAILY CHRONICLE,

7
JOHN HARMON ESQ, Dear Sir: We will use
your paper on local history in tomorrow's is
sue. We will be pleased 10 have you contribute
n column Of like matter Us often as you can
give it TO us, for which we viii, pay at our rcgu-
lar space rates, Yours truly
C. n. HAPcooD, Managing Editor
There was mist before the old
mans eyes as he read the last words.
WAS he cross, gran'pop?" queried
Polly, seeing the tears.
No, Polly" said the old man, strain
ing her to him; The has given us lots to
do, but it shall not interfere with your
playtime little one. kate Fields
Washington.
The morning call., 1893-11-24
ASSESSMENT NOTICES.

~ Location Of principal place OF business, San
Francisco. California: location OF works. Gold
Hill, storey County. Nevada
Notice Is hereby given that at meeting OF the
Board OF Directors. held on the tenth (l Oth) day
OF November, 1893. an assessment (No 69) OF ten
cents (lOc) per share was levied upon the capital
stock OF the corporation, payable Immediately In
United States gold coin to the secretary, at the
ONCE OF the company, No Ala California street,
San Francisco. California
Any stock upon which this assessment shall re.
main unpaid on the fourteenth fl4th) day OF De-
cember. 1893. will be delinquent and advertis ed
for sale at PUBLIC auction: and unless payment is
made before, Will be sold THURSDAA- the
fourth (4th) day OF January. 1894. to paw t. de-
ltnQuent assessment, together with costs O. ad.
vertising and expenses OF sale. BY order of he
Board OF Directors.
GEO. D. EDWARDS, Secretary
onice-No. Ala California street, San Francisco.
California. nolI "a
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SALE NOTICES

p RELLE ISLE MINING CoMPANY-LOCATIoN
- Of principal place of business. San Francisco,
CAL; location Of works. Tuscarora, Elko County.
Nevada
Notice-There Is delinquent upon the following
described stock, on account OF assessment mo.
19) levied on the 2Sth day of September, S93.
the several amounts set opposite the names of the
respective Shareholders as follows.
The morning call., 1893-11-24

0e000 FLATS; INCOME $54 MONTH;
OOUOO. 1918 Folsom st, bet. 9Th and 9th:
contains B, and rooms ana bath each: lot 25x
80. Apply WILL L. FISHER & CO.. II Post. % 5t
The morning call., 1893-11-24

GE0 CASH-$l0 PER MONTH; OVER 100
aDOO lots sold by us within the past II months;
25 lots left on Nevada, Kansas and Rh ode Island
SITS. blocks from Potrero-ave. cars: prices run
from $3.50 to $3.50 each street work complete in
front of nearly all lots; Spring Valley water;
dozen new homes building in this locality now;
title perfect; unuuestiona5ly the cheapest home
lots in san Francisco. apply to BALDWIN &
HAMMOND. 10 Montgomery st. no19 SuWeFr 81
The morning call., 1893-11-24

q QSO00 INCOME $40 A MONTH; TENE-
ID COOU. ment house OF 35 rooms. Tehama mr.
= inth; rented to l tenant: lot 24:6x75. Apply
WILL f. FISHER & CO.. ID Post ST. no22 st
The morning call., 1893-11-24
ASTROLOGY.

Nj KS. q. STAR READS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE:
Iu ADVICE IN business stocks and lottery; by mail
81: she has no equal. 80 Fourth st. rm 6nol6 ly
M ME- EAoDIOUS CLAIRyOYANT, HAS RE.
W moved to 1908 Mission st fee soc. oe24tt
The morning call., 1893-11-24

And in accordance with law and an order of
the board OF directors made on the 18th day of
September. 1893. SO many shares of each parcel
Of such stock as may be necessary viii be sold at
public auction at the Office OF the company. rooms
l6 and II. $40 Pine street, San Francisco. Cal.
FRIDAY. the oath day of November, 1893 at the
hour of O'Clock P NJ. of said day TO pay said de-
lioquent assessment thereon. together with costs
OF advertising and expenses of SALE
j. w. PEW. Secretary
onnce-Rooms Is and II. $40 Pine street. san
Francisco, Cal ue4 I'd
The morning call., 1893-11-24

O. OR0O BARGAIN: GEARY ST., NEAR
tDOOoU. Devisadero: 2-story house OF rooms
and bath: also rear house: rents S3l month
Apply TO WILL E. FISHER & co. II Post st2l ct
The morning call., 1893-11-24
A VALUABLE LOT
~ AT A REASONABLE PRICE.

VALUABLE LOT
II AT REASONABLE PRICE
GO TO-DAY
AND SEE FAIRS SUBDIVISIONS
HOLLY PARK TRACT,
MISSION ST. NEAR BOTH.
Ten days ago were offering 3l4 lots for sal Q
in this tract. TO-DAY we have Just 49 LESS, and
the majority sold to parties who are tired of paw
ing rent and think il is time TO own their own
little home.
"BE IT EVER so HUMBLE" etc
$3.50 TsG .na S; 81 's ssra S.sn ss eqd
$500. wide streets
$3.50. ntaesnI aes view from each lot is mag
$3.50. You can build imm .d,atsly after
$3.50. making first payment
$3.50 thas sooO on sss lots essh ssG'd at
$500. of pfyaGIo $40. in monthly in'tallmenf'
$1,000. Terms. On lots valued over
$3.50 sSSG SSntsS Pasnss d @
$1,000. Don't miss ini. opportunity, it i,
Sl400 the ea GPG as s9ha'e 5sa efs t snd s fs
$3.50 hs pross Of shs the lots sasrI sla pa"T
$1,000. marked on each lot on diagram,
$500 are are fh S
$3.50 m G@ day our saa Gi' % randsP 95e ..ss
ance necessary.
Our ONCE will remain open each evening until
. O'CLOCK for the convenience of parties desiring
WILL E. FISHER & CO., Ia Post St.
no2l lot
The morning call., 1893-11-24

Q4e0O INCOME $50 PER MONTH: CALL
eDOOOO. fornia ST. fats near Baker; choice To-
cation; bay-window house, rooms and bath low
er, q rooms ana bath upper: lot 25Il37:6. Apply
VI ILL Z. FISHER Il CO., ID Post no2l Ct
The morning call., 1893-11-24
STORES TO LET.

10 POLK ST.. STORE AND4 ROOMS. 49,. $40
IL 81! Polk st.. corner store....,......,,.,,.S2 $40
1884 Mission ST., store and drooms...,........S $40
iSSo12 Mission st. store and rooms .......... $40
1912 Mission st.. store and rooms $50
154o Mission ST. store and rooms,.,.,...$lS
lo47 Mission st. store and rooms ,..... SIS
256 Brannan st.. store and A rooms s......... $40
25S Brannsn ST. store and rooms ....,,,...,$2U
Mission St. store and ba ,ement ......S $40
D! Second St. handsome store ..,. - $50
1919 Howard ST. store and rooms SIS
1918 Market St. fine store e..,.......,.....,,.$9 $50
6lo Fourth ST.. store and rooms,...,....,,$ $40
$50 Folsom ST. store and rooms ......... $40
22S McAllister st., store and rooms..........$ $50
stores 10 let IN all parts of the city.
Apply TO p C. MoLLOY 1873 Montgomery ST.
The morning call., 1893-11-24
MEDICAL.


PRIVATE HOME IN INEMENT. 4l9
tddy ST.: ladies who desire to &c into con-
nnement with every care ana attendance of Ger
man physician (bR. HERWIG) and a graduated
midwife (MRS. WEGENER) will fnd same at
above address,; private disease OF ladies . special
ry: babies adopted. Telephone No 3683 ~ I'm
The morning call., 1893-11-24

q 000 EACH AND UPwARD-LOTS IN
I'D IOOO block bounded by Ninth and Tenth. II
and SITS. at the terminus of the electric road /:
near Midwinter Fair grounds BALDWIN &
10 Montgomery st.
The morning call., 1893-11-24

S1Q SACRAMENTO ST COR LEIDEsDORFF.
CAO store nne location for saloon res
taurant. low rent uo24 ST
The morning call., 1893-11-24
1 ONES, ALLEN d CO.,
$50 MARKET ST, ST.

ONES, ALLEN q CO.,
$50 MARKET ST, S. F.
l1O5 23D AVE, EAST OAKLAND.
sl25 each-11 lots. block 7. AlIendaIe Tract.
situated Fruitvale ave. East Oakland
streets graded and ma 'adsmzed
$l75 esch-32 lots, block s. AllendaIe
80 lots. block $, Allendale.
20 lots, block 10, AlIendale.
II lots. block II. Alien dale.
% lots, block l, AleDaale.
Sl75 to $3.50 each-40 lots, block 4, Allendale
$500 to $3.50 each-34 lots, block II, AIendale
CITY PROPERTY.
$S50-Nice lot: street work done; w. line of
3th ave. Richmond: 25Kl20.
$750-Lot 25x125: Chenery St, on line OF
San Francisco and San Mateo electric road; part
cash.
s35O-Fine lots south of the park: fenced and
s275-Lots near Mission ST. and Silver ave.
$475-Lots near Mission ST.. opposite Valencia
cable line.
s375-LOts on silver Heights on easy terms.
$50 Market St, S F.
nol9 SuweFr st llo5 ZSd ave-. East Oakland.
o1nO0 CoZY. NEARLY NEW BAY-wiN
O4UUU. dow ottage OF Z rooms and batn:
brick foundations. stone walks, all madern i'm.
provements and conveniences; suany line of Nc
Alllster ST.; lot 25xs5 :s w VIII De sold on easy
II. UMBSEN Co. IA Montgomery. no2O cod 1T
OLARGE CORNER LOTS IN UNIVERSITY
4 Mound Homestead, each 125xlo0. can be
bought for $3.50 if applied for Immediately 10
c. S. CAPP & CO.. Alb Montgomery ST., Real rs
tate Agents and h ouse Brokers. no24 3t
z ROOMS: NEW HOUSE: LARGE LOT: CAR
- line; $1,000; bargain. A. SPECk. ~ Montgy.*
"A ANTED-AN OFFER ON PROPERTY ABOUT
W to be lost on mortgage will accept half value.
Call 20 Turk st. nc24 Sts
GlfRO WORTH $1,000; MUST BE SOLD:
I'D lOCO. 175 feet w. of Castro ST.; on
got st.: sunny side; lot ready for building; size
25x1l0. Apply WILL T. FISHER II Post % 2t
QIOOO 4.RooM HOUSE: LOT 25x7O HOW
OINOO. ard car line. SPECK. 22 Montg'y -
GOO00 BARGAIN; LOT ON NORTH SIDE
ID ZOVo. Sacramento St. mr.. Spruce cable now
being built easy terms. owner 623 Kearny. 20 ITS
G17602 LARGE sRooM HOUSES ON 10Th
N \ w ST. 100 west OF Castro.
$275O-5.room cottage: only one left in block;
on 10Th and Eureka sts. " blocks west OF Castro
s2S00-5-room cottages on 25th ST., near Castro
S390O-Corner lot, with large 7-room 2-story
house: corner 26th aud Diamond part cash bal
+. NELSON. on premises. or 1920 25th ST., near
Castro. ocl9 tt
no YOU WANT A BARGAIN COME AND
~ see me: elegant new Eastiake 2-fiat house OF
and rooms, PLY Union st we'll rented. CHAS
A. DUEbEL Dulloer ana owner, $50 Fremont
street noI7 Sts
GJ0 A MONTH WILL BUY HOME IN sAU-
ID IN salito e. ID. SPARROW. $40 Market apI tf
UyeOO IMMENSE BARGAIN: AsHBUKY
I'D -Ot'O. ST.. bet. Waller and Frederick. grand
location: elegant view, and surrounded by fine
homes; street bituminized and accepted: lot 25x
1868. TROY d McNAiLY, $50 Market ST. l9 tf
| OF, COR. CALIFORNIA AVE. AND FRAN
IL coma ave. for sale CHEAP Address Bargain,
Dox 5l. Call oilce. se26tf
MONEY TO LOAN
Al ONEY LoANED On JEWELRY AND OTHER
1u yaluabes at the Security Loan Bank llO6
Market rr Mason: private entrance Turkap9 tt
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no24 So

STORE TO EEASE-330 KEARNY ST, SUIT
: soie Tor saloon merchant tailor restaurant
or any legitimate business size l9:6xb7 6
tnrough 10 Belden ST.: rent Tow TO good tenant
Apply TO r T. MOLLOYi 1873 Montgomery st "a 8
The morning call., 1893-11-24
MONEY TO LOAN.

MONEY LOANED ON JEW ELRY AND OTHER
lf1 yaluableS at the Security Loan Bank lIO6
Market. mr. Mason: private entrance Turk. .ap9 tt
The morning call., 1893-11-24

LHoR RENT-TEUToNIA GARDENS, CORNER
4 Steiner and Hermann sts.; hail. bar and fixtures
complete no24 7t%
The morning call., 1893-11-24

EoR SALE-$l26O CASH; COAL, WOOD AND
i feed business: a rare chance; owner going
away. T. r. Call once, Oakland. no24 3t
The morning call., 1893-11-24

ClQRNER GROCERY AND BAR ESTABLISHED
V 10 years; good trade. Apply Call Branch
GEice no24 IT
The morning call., 1893-11-24


-nR. j. j. LEEK. PROPRIETOR OF LEEK
~ Den TAI COLLEGE, Fifth st.-No students
allowed to practice on you; all WORK hrst-class
and reasonable; teeth extracted by electricity;
this college VIII not NOV or close; consultation
ffees open evenings and Sunday until noon. 8 If
a ROOM 8. FILLINGs soc. EXT 25c, PLATES
"A and crowns s4; In room 4, my main Office,
teeth filled and extracted painlessIy by my secret
local method my dental college will soon close,
so come 10 room 8: advice free: work guaranteed
DR.. 9: w. LEEK. OFarrell st. my26tf
70. A. LUDLt NJ HILL. 1443 MARKET ST
near Eleventh: no charge for extracting when
t!aEes are made: old plates made over like new:
netn rom 90 per set; extracting soc gas given.4t
DK. REA. DENTIST, REMOVED TO 44sIh VA
., - IencIa ST., cor 18Th; open evenings. nol4 tt
faUtION DENTAL ASSOCIATION sos MA r
- kel 81. DIR. CHARLES w. DECKER, je8 tf
DE. H:G. YouNG-EXTRACTIo PAINLESS:
piaLeWorE, bridgework. teeth without plates
sspselsl.y. lo4l folk ST. myl4 III
NO oPAIN.ExTRACTING OF TEETH MADE
~ easy; Doc and ST. artificial teeth from 81.
filing from 81. CROoME Dental Associatton
F59 Market ST., bet. Third ana Fourth api2tf
G7A SET FOR TEETH; WARRANTED "A
I'D good as can be made; filling 81. DR. SIMMS
dentist. $50 Market. next Baldwin Tbearer oei II
The morning call., 1893-11-24

oeOn FOR SALE-BAKERY BAKING TO
NOOO. barrels flour per week account of
Qeath. AnplY CAL Branch Office no24 7I&
The morning call., 1893-11-24


DARE CHANCE-RASCH OF 2S0 ACRES; ALL
II fenced: rich valley soil; 20 acres In wheat
orchard and vineyard: well and living springs of
water: neat home. chicken-house and buildings;
near san Miguel: price S364O. $1,000 cash, balance
per cent. Call once, Oakland. no24 TT
~ ENERAL FARM OF SO ACRES: ALL LEVEL
VI land: miles from city OF 1000 Inhabitants;
good 2story house, large barn, sheds. etc; COM
plete outfit OF farm machinery and tools; well
stocked some fruit and vines; price, including
furniture. machinery and stock. 5000: will ex-
change for small homo IN Oakland San Fran
cisco. W. L. BARNARD son, 46S Ninth ST.
Oakland. no24 1t
GOD OOO FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE
acZf.OOO. for city the bay prop
erty: ranch OF 327 acres along Babes Slough.
Tolo County. 10 miles from Sacramento; no better
soil In the State; good 7-room house, and stable
30x60 the place; the title is United States
patent and has rested in present owner since
1853; the property is free of all incumbrauce:
about so head of cattle and = few fine horses can
be purchased with the place at a low figure if de-
sired. Address Pioneer box 43 this Office. FrMo u
L XCHANGE OR CASH-A DESIRABLE FARM
\ near Redding; on railroad and county road:
10 acres good level land. with small house
orchard and vineyard: $50 acres timber and
grass: timber is worth about what is asked for
whole farm: cash price, $45U0; will trade for city
property; II worth more will pay differences
ROBERT j. MERCER son, 4l0 Pine
street. mol TT SuWeFr
TOR HOMES IN THE SANTA CRUZ NOUN
tains or land In Los Gatos or vicinity call on or
address c. STETSON, room ] s. Parr Block, Los
Gatos p. o. box 298. sells FrSuwe II
The morning call., 1893-11-24

MIDWINTER FAlR-CHANCE SELDOM OF
" Tered TO secure snug grocery business; close
20 Golden Gate Park; easy terms; principals only
apply. Address 1919 Haight ST. no24 5t*
The morning call., 1893-11-24

G7RO CORNER GROCERY AND HAR:
ID w. best location in the Mission: 3 rooms /:
wsll worth $1,000. GUS STRAND d CO.. so
Kearny st.
The morning call., 1893-11-24
HOUSES TO LET.

s)C1 MCALLISTER. OPPOSITE CITY HALL
LAt rooms: all improvements; rent low to I
good tenant. Apply TO p. c. MoLLoY. l3S Mont
gomery Sc. no24 ~
The morning call., 1893-11-24

G. IH0n CREAMERY AND CHEESE
ap 1OOO. building. tools and 80 live no in
clqdedi everything complete tor business; clears
Vi 90 month. GUS STRAND IL CO., 30 earny.*
The morning call., 1893-11-24

G1S0 RESTAURANT AMONG COMMIS-
" IcO. sion and wholesale houses; receipts
$50 day. GUS STRAND & CO. 80 kearny ST.
The morning call., 1893-11-24

w ANTED PARTNER IN GOOD PAYING
" restaurant: small capital only required: see
to-day. GUS s SIRAND & CO.. 80 Kearny ST.
The morning call., 1893-11-24

= u
IN Board of Directors of the Escondido Irrga-
ton District VIII receive sealed proposals for the
purchase ct $2o000O OF the bonds of said dis
trlct, and bids will be received therefor at tie
ofhce OF said Board in Escondido, California un-
I'll 10 O'Clock A. NJ. on the 5th day of December
1898. A j. WEKDEN
Secretary Escondido Irrigation District
DateQ october 81. 1893. no9 20r
The morning call., 1893-11-24
S650 PER ACRE.

COCO LOTS COVERED WITH BEARING
N,-OO. truit trees: sunny exposure; large lots
$50 cash. So monthly at thriving Elmhurst. on
electric railway; cheapest lots so near the center
OF Oakland. A. d. BREED & CO.. 460 Ninth ST.
Oakland. no2 ~
The morning call., 1893-11-24

GQO0 BRANCH BAKERY, CANDY, NO
SpoOO. tions and stationery store; fine trade
iull value IN stock. GUS STRAND&Co.,3 80 Kearny.
The morning call., 1893-11-24

CALOON IN RUNNING ORDER: 2 LIVING
~ rooms; cheap rent: suitable for man and wife:
sold on account of departure. Call premises,
~ Harrison ST: no agents. no23 SIS
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-05-24
stealing a Eedhot stove.

1.-THE incident often illustrated in
plays Of man carrying off q redhot
stove has no basic truth said Halman
Carmody. "Still the idea seems SO pre-
posterous that people never fail to Laugh
at the incident when placed before them
on the stage. The nearest theft chat i
ever knew to parallel it occurred not so
many years ago when an habitral Grim
inal in New York city was given six
months in tie penitentiary for stealing a
timers stove. The evidence proved chat
the criminal had a record which included
everything from the theft of a paper of
pins and wagon wheel down to a water
gauge Of steam engine and the stove
in question.
''The timers stove was shown in court.
It was /. very old fashioned. large and
ungaiEly looking affair. which one might
imagine would be the last thing that
would attract the attention of even a
chronic burglar The top was cylindrical
and perfectly open for the purpose Of
draft. To this top was attached the
handle. Now, the stove had a good fir.
in it and had been set out on the pave
ment to obtain extra fame The thief
mast have found it a very hot object to
handle. and yet he ran with it dozen
blocks before he was caught and arrest
ed. st. Louis Globe-Democrat
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-05-24
The Club of the Future.

A growing opinion is that the coming
club will be tbs mixed one. where men
and women will study together the ques.
lions that present themselves and work
out together the problems Of the day
And this. it is asserted, will not be a
consolidation OF tie distinctively won.
ems ;-It! mems Clubs as they now exist.
but a merging Of the best elements of
each INFO fresh cr;:.;;stss i.lts.i ems IS Z
Following this mixed club sentiment
it is not surprising; to fins! Mr.. Stead in
a London journal advocating coop
erative homes for the unmarried. . By
this lie means that the cooperative
homes for spinsters and those for bache-
Lors should combine their housekeeping
s,lit':c.ii1 :s:se1nents into a sort of idealized
boarding house, where Mrs. Grundy
would 10 appeased with IAN experienced
lady housekeeper" and where companies
OF detached or unattached men and
women could find congenial acquaint-
ance The limitations Of the word con
genial Mr.. Stead insists upon and adj
nlits that this matter Of selection is the
weak point in his scheme The motion
in any form grows out Of recognized
drifting apart Of the sexes under the
changed condition Of things. - Few Y ork
Times 5
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-05-24
An IRIS s,1nan's EXCUSE.

ss53 An 1raSlamAnsS Excuse
During 8 season of exceedingly cold
weather in q frontier army post tho
commanding officer issued an order to-
have limited rations of whisky issued to:
his men.
All went well until one day a soldier,
an Irish American, was arrested and:
placed in the guard house for mi oxicar
ton. The quantity Of whisky allotted.
60 each man was insnfnfc Gent to produce!
such 4 result and a brief investigation
which Showed develep ped the fact that
TIE soldier had stolen the ratiions Of a
comrade. 81
In course Of tire the matter was.
brought to the sstssssa ION Of the COM
handing officer ; q q ! private was or
leced before him ioi, trial upon the he'll
nous charge of stealing s55Sf
Pat was very much q owncastw when he
appeared bel ere the oSessicer, but was still
in possession OF his; 4 8 ,ul ties and native
wit. He deaied h:stsi.l .s;s stolen the whis-.
Ky. but frankly admitted drinking the
double allowance ana his subsequent
drunkenness iGl l@
No, s;r.' he IS: 4 ssyehen asked TO ex-
plain further So. Tn not al tther
ste;slii, TIC isss,,ss as this way, sur.
You sec, *, ;;sss!!s.ssl lie 10 get his rations,
and had me own rsquisition an only
wan bottle. Both rations were poured
in the wan bottle.
Now. sur, lave it to yer honor,
what was to do? Me own whisky was
il the bottom Of the bottle, an couldn't
get at it but by drinking what was on
the top, but shure / didn't steal it. y s
This original explanation secured an
exceedingly light sentence for the cul
prit.-New York Herald # e
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-05-24
Different Schools OF Music.

Each generation, tired Of the outworn
devices which furnishes its predecessor
with excitement, demands newer and
stronger effects to stimulate its emotions
AS the devices of the classicist grow pale,
the listening public demands a romantic
school with new forms and strange pro-
gressions The romantic school would,
if some hearers had their way be sue
5ceeded IN turn BY a chaotic school, and
lin the race for new sensation all vestige
of artistic form would disapp Mac.
millan's Magazine.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-05-24
Philips BROOKS IS !. schoo,teacher

y It is related that the first attempt Of
Phillips Brooks to begin 8 career was a
discouraging failure. After he left col-
lege, be became !, tutor in the Boston
Latin school, but the principal was SO
little impressed with his capacity that
he asked for his resignation When
young Brooks then decided to enter the
ministry the pedago gue predicted his
failure Oh the ground that he had never
known. any one to succeed in ything
else who had failed il school teaching
Chicago Herald
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-05-24
Const,Iine tl,e Nidoyy,.

Parson Whangdoodle Baxter sistah
Snowflake. yer shouMn' : go on dat way
about de Gef oh yore late husband Re-
member how much better off he is now
he is dead. ..s:.
OATS meant as disreproach for me.
Is dat de way you consoles de widders
and orphants? Git out. niggah, fore /
scalds your retorted the dusky wild
- Texas siftings. Il
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-05-24
An Eskimo Trick.

+ The short chunky, wooden looking
Eskimo men wheedle silver out of the
populace by playing a game reqr1ir-
ing considerable skill. This consists
in lifting a donated nickel or dime out
Of the ground by the crack Of a whip.
The whips these chaps use are like an
ordinary bull goad, with a number Of.
leather lashes added to the total length
Of "a feet. They shoot these long lashes
along the ground like snakes straight at
a}coin set edge up in the, dirt, and as
each tip reaches the spot it curls with a
snap like a pistol shot and likely as not.
! lifts the coin high in the air. It goes to
whosoever gets it i'll that way Chicago
Cor. New York Sun. s
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-05-24
"A Puzzled YOunester.

Harry is the youngest Of the family,
the only boy among several girls, and
sometimes the superior advantages Of
girls seem to weigh heavily on his youth
ful mind The other day we heard him
say ousg,htfully to himself omen
always first. wonder why God didn't
make en- first, but he didn' t. He made
Adam first. New Y ork ,T,rriiib tribune.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1893-05-24

The Custom Of Col, ing peter Pence,
The custom &c cole Peter nencA \,
81. Rome scot, as it is sometimes
called, is Of ancient origin. If the Gus!
tom is fairly uni erstood bys the outside
world. it consists Of setting aside one
day out Of each year FOR taking up q col,
lection Of money mot necessarily pen
nies) to be sent to the pope at Rome. who
is supposed to use it in .defraying the
expense Of the holy see Chambers