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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22
LIVE sTOCK

CHICAGO, September 21.-Cattle, receipts
Il. 600 head; shipments $500 head; market,
strong aud higher; prime native steers,
81 0la5 40; good to medium, 81 SOa4 90;
others IS 75a4 %; Texans 81 45a2 %; west
HoGs-Receipts, $1,000 head; shipments,
: 600 head; market, l0c lower; mixed
and and packers. So 9OaG 20; prime heavy,
S. SOa6 so; light do. IS 10a6 10.
Sheep-Receipts, 5000 head; shipments,
1000 head market, natives % I2a4 90;
westerns s. 05a4 90; lambs So 25a4 %.
EAST LIBERTY, PA, September 2l.-Cattle
receipts, 1000 head; shipments, l,OOO neau
market slow at yesterdays quotations.
Hogs-Receipts, 100 heal; shipments,
900 mead: market active in all grades.
Sheep-Receipts, 900 head; shipments,
400 head; market dull and unchanged.
CINCINNATI, o., September 2l.-Hogs
receipts 600 head; shipments 1000 head
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22

An OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY
Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over fifty years by millions OF
mothers for their children while teething,
with perfect success. 1t soOthes the child,
softens the gums, allays all pain, cures
wind collie, and is the best remedy for
DiarrhCea. Is pleasant 70 the taste. Sold
by Druggists in every part OF the World.
Twenty i've cents bottle. It's value IS III
calculable Be sure and nsk for Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup, and take no
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22
PETROLEUH

New YORK, September 21.-Petroleum,
mora active and firmer. Pennsylvania oil,
spot sales none; October options, sales
5000 barrels; closed at Csc bid.
on C1rY, PA, September 2L-Petro-
leum. opened at 64c; highest Csc; lowest
G95Sc; closed at 65c; sales, $1,000 barrels;
clearances, 10000 barrels; shipments, go
953 barrels; runs, So, l5S barrels.
PIrTsBURe, PA, September 2l.-Petro-
leum. Opened at 64c; closed at 649sci high
est 64S{c; lowest CSC.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22
FOR SALE.

House seven rooms, brick, Sixteenth street,
81 500.
House seven rooms. Fifteenth street, lot soK
House I've rooms, Ron street. Centre Wheel.
iionse seven rooms. ohsplIns street Centre
House" House eight Sni rooms, Ss. ward, 81, 900.
House i've rooms, BGfS}nofv street. East
Wheeling, $3.50. 49,
Lot sasS end Fourteenth stroetst2gQ.
Corner lot Lind street, cheap. -. -
House four rooms, Charles streefl
House -four rooms, Eighteenth street, tl,0)JN
House three rooms Twelfth street $50
House eight rooms. SiKtecnth street, IN good
condition, t3,1O0 e.. $3.50.
ZOO - r,.,,.,. -.
Fine suburban homss 2 miles east Of city a.
moderate price. I'M
5OlitO feet, S2J0 each.
lois on Caldwslps run. e2'0 each.
Fiue farm, 1913 acres, on hauonai roaa, nine
miles east Oi city. on easy terms
Uouss rooms Twenty.third street. VI, tJ1
Market street business property Al moaefA's
p'orn,.half 10. On HocOllOsA street. c'ssFs
one Of tbs best manufacturing sitssiGns
civ. frontlng on two railroads -, -. 49,.
30 SOJ tl,VtV, sl,1Jt aud XVI y ''eN'1
city re9lestate
NEsBITT IL DEVIFE,
az 100 NsFkst stfest
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22
DRY GOODS

New York, September 2l.-The dry
goods market suddenly recovered from tue
observance Of the Jewish new year and To-
dav has been more brisk and quite STEADY
in tone. Finished cottons are generauy
quite firm, cotton hannels noldlns thelr
avn Their is q fair business in staple
Svhita Goods. Foreign dry goods show
irregularity and rather weak in tone
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22
Wheeling Bridge &TeFmiual Railway Co.
Time Ta9le 70. ., Q .Ake eIoct la:Ol a. "a,

Time Table No. 70, to take effect 1901 a. m,
sunday. September B. 1893.
Leave Wheelng-t6;4J 1870. $500. 1878
slI:40 a. m, s2:4O, - Is f4:Sl $500 y. m.
Leave Penin,ula-t6:i5, to.O3 $500. r9:5L
sil:46 a. m. F2:40, '3:2l, t4:35. gg:03 p. m
Leave Martins Ferry-t6:52 1872 s3:iI
1851 gll:52 n. IN '2:53 f3:2i fi:4s. s.: " p. m.
Arrive Terminal Junction. TOSS, 1871. - u,
tlO:03, SlI So m, '2:5S 4J:33 =. TO- gJ:lS p m.
Leave Terminal Junction-t7:21, $500 4. N,
1890 1920, $3.50 ti:O5. 1914. 1898 i9:5i p. N.
Leave Martins Ferry-t7:-S SgOi a M,
zig: 45 1913 $500 t4iO -: 49, 1872 $3.50 p. m.
Leave PenInsula--t7:3t s9:l8, q. m. 'lZ:5l,
s2:46, Si:ll. tf:l1t5:25. 1888, 5000 p. m.
Arrive Wheeing-+7:4l gJ:2D. q. m. sl2:01,
F2:52, si:t7. ti:g5 t5:3l. 1915 sl0:Ii .. N.
sDaily. tDaily except Sunday. ssundAys
only.
An trains will run on Eastern Time.
sel4eld J. Z. TAUSSiG. snpt
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22
TRANs-oHIo DIVISIONS.

IhANp-ShAN - ''SiSS'
For Columbus, Chicago and the West 6.jOA.
m. and lbs p. In- daily, and $50 p. m, except
Sunday
and 10. 30 a. m, daily. ,,,,
St. Clairville accommodation, O'0o@ IN AM
3.5Op m, except Sunday.
ARRIVE.
From Chicago, 355 n. m. and 40 p M, daily
and 1905 p. m, except Sunday.
From ST. Louis, Cincinnati and Columbus
800 a. m. and l0p. m, daily.
81. Clairtyllie accommodation, l205 and1p
D. m. except Sunday. - eo,,.rr
General Passenger Agent
1T. LANE, T. p. Agt, Wheeling, w. Va
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rne metal A1arkss

Nrw YoRK. September 81. Pig iron,
stesdv American $40 25al4 30. Copper,
frner Make 50 75 Lead, steady at IS 81
Tin, easier; straits go 81.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22
FINANCE AND TRADE.

Money cas- Per Cent. - Governments
Dull-stocks, Dull-FIour Unchanged.
Wheat, steady.
Nrv DIRK. September 2L-Money on
cali easv at pas per cent; last loan 3 per
cent closed offered ats. Prime mercantile
naDer 7alO per cent Sterling exchange
arm at 4Sl1Ss4S6,
GOvERNMENTs-DuH. -
FOurs Registered. .....-..............A iO
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22
-NANNNNNN

We beg to call attention OF
the ladies to our new and choice
importations Of Wool Dress
Goods, Velvets and Satins just
received. We show large lines
and more choice styles than
ever before and at very low
prices. Special attention IS
called to our excellent grades OF
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22

UoilI,ion on the Pitssburg and Western.
PrrTsBURG, PA, September ga
Youngstown, Ohio, special says; The
Columbian express on the Pittsourg and
Western from Chicago TO Pittsburg' ran
into an open switch near Kent 80 hye
o1clock this morning. A freight train
nnlled into a siding and left the switch
omen. The express ran ". wrecklng
- choose and twelvel OF the
ight, killing Joseph Rec hicago
elton. conductor Of the VINO
in the cabOpse crew
were not NhJt none
SIS Injured
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22
RlNENART & TATUR,
City Bank Building. Room g. TELEPHONE 2i9.
TRUSTEES SALE
OF
REAL PROPERTY

Toy VIRTUE OF A DEED OF TRUST
ID made by Louise Brill 20 tLe undersigned.
trustee, dated on tho 10Th day OF July. m the
year 1891 aud recorded In thc Office Of the Clerk
OF the County Court OF ohio county, West Nir-
gina, In deed uf trust book numbered 80, ~
page on, will, on
Saturday October 81. 1898,
beginning AZ 10 o'clock a. m., AZ the north
front door OF the Court House Of said Ohio
county, sell at public Auctien the following de-
scttted real estate. situate In the city q
Wheeling, IN said county. that a 10 say; All Of
the lot numbered seven 40 Ina square
numbered twelve ~ in J. and J. X.
Bakers addition to the said city.
TERMS OF SALE-ono-third Of the puf.
chase money and 20 much moro ~ the pur.
chaser may elect cash on the day OF sails, and
the residue In TWO equal installment, payable
respectively In six aud twelve months from the
day OF sale the deferred insallments being ~
cured 10 the satisfaction OF Tue trustee.
HENRY NJ. RUSSELL.
sel6ei Trustee.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22

WHEELING AND PITTSBURG DIVISION.
For Pittsburg, Washington, Baltimore. Phil
adelphie and New York, sos a. IN. aud so p
m. daily,
PttsbUrg accommodation, 7.20a M. daily.
Pittsburg express. 30 p m except Sunday.
Washington, Pa, accommodation, 600 p. IN,
except sunday.
Pittsburg express, GOO p. m, Sunday only
ARRIVE.
From New York. Philadelphia, Baltimore,
Washington and Pittsturg l2 10 and l0S a. IN.
daily
Pittsburg mail, 1245 p. m, except Sunday
and $50 D. m, daily.
Washington, Pa, accommodation, $50 a. m
except Sunday.
Pittsburg express. l0.55 a. m, Sunday only
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BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAIL

ARRIVE.
From New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore and
Washington. 74Oa. m. and . 10 p. m. daily.
Cumberland accommodation 45o p. IN. eK'
cept Sunday.
Grafton accommodation, 1880 r. M, daily.
Moundsville accommodation, S2j q. m, LILO
and 1885 p. M, except sunday.
Train No. AZ, at $40 p. M, except Monday.
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RAILROADS.

WHEELING AND ELM GROVE
w RAILROAD. On and after Wednes.
Hay, June 1882 trains will run as foil VS.
city time:
Loave WLeelinO Leave Elm Groya
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RIVER RAILROAD CO.

o., after June ls. Passenger Trains viii
-, "a a. follows: sDaily. tDally, except Sun
10 Central Time.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22

tDailY except sunday. ,,,.
Sunday Church Trains will leave Elm GroVs
1T o:4aa m. and Wheeling at 1871 p. m.
II. Z. WElSG ERBER,
Gen. Manager
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22

Dress Of shot green and purple fou-
lard, brocaded with white conventional
design, vest and sleeves OF white gull
pure, corseJet OF purple ribbon.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22

DoR sALE-BLAEK DEEDS
Of Trust I'd blank Lcas1
Nce
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h. Wayne and Chicago
Canton and Toleoo-.-.-..------
Alliance and CleyelEnd---...
Steuhonville and Pittsourg-
Stsutenville and Rclisville
Sseubenville and Pittsour9-
Fl. Wayne and Chicago
Canton and Toledo -..----
Alliance aud Cleyelsud-.,e-.
sfeubenville and Wellsyills
Phiiadelphia and New York
Baltimore and Warrington
Sleubenville and Pittsburg
steubenTille and 3. Liverp'
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FROM WHEELING TO

FROM WHEELING ~
- S,orhonviliel 20 30 an - - pm
GcDonald and PittsDurg' ~ ~ ~ SsS a.
CIV Cumberland .--...-.- ~ ~ * * o-
indianapolis and st. Louis % ~ an x = ~
Columbus and Cincinnati. IS ~ * IN
Wellsburg and SteuoenyllIe ~ ~ % 2S ~
philadelphia and New \ ork.is ~, ~ pm - "a ~
;teubenviIle and Pittsburgh ~ ~ pm =, ~ -
Columbus and Chicago. =, - P.n is,a e - -
Philadelphia AID Sew YorE :. - - - Pl 80 e a.
baltimore ana Washington - p 10 - :. -
steubenville and Pittsourg % pm 20 49,
stouos hslue >'1 4aOpml 5 80 pa
WellsDufg ......-: - - - - 81 * =
indianapolis and ST. LOUIS - -. - n a.
DAYTON and Cincinnati--.--. 80 on iS
Steubeuville and Col9mbusi y . Plnl . = >
NORTHWEST SYsTEG- CLEVELAND y FifIsSOA
DIVISION.
rRAISs Run DAILY, E1cEPT suSDA1'A A t'i-1>'
rnox EEIDsEroET TO LEAVE AAAis !
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TIME CARD.
Via Elyria and The Lake Shore Route
JULY On, 1898.

sDsily. tDaiIy except sunday.
JOHN BAILIE. 100 Market St.
1uSs&dh T. 2. DUNBAR, Union Depot
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Black Satin RhadamaS,
Black Satin Duchess,
Black Satin MerVeIleuZ,
Black BenSalineS and
COIOrGd Dress SatinS
IN ALL THE NEWEST SHADES


RLL.WOOL SUITINGS, so inches wide, in
all the new textiles and cOOrings.
OUR NEW STYLE JACKETS now on sale,
also OUR NEW FUR GARMENTS.
We invite attention to 0ur new and choice
lines of Window Shades, Upholstery Goods, BroCa-
teIs Tapestry, BroCades, CretOns jutes, Couch
Covers, CordurOy Coverings, POrtieres, Lace Cur.
rains Bed Blankets, ETC., shown in Market street
ROOM We are prepared to hang shades and cur
tains and do draping in modern style, also TO tur'
nish poles and trimmings in the newer designs.
'''o'
GEO. R. TAYLOR.
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RAILROADS.
RAILWAY TIME GARD

Arrival and departure OF trains on and after
xHy 20, 1893 EXPLANATION OF REFKREscs
MARKS: sDaily; fSuHday excepted; +hon.
day excepted; Saturday excepted; ISnnday
only; saturday only Eastern standard Tine
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1893-09-22

Pittsburg express, coo p. m, Sunday only
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

adams apple" is the name given
to the protuberance in the fore
part of the throat, occasianed by
the thyroid cartilage of the larynx.
This name originated from a super
tradition that a piece of the
forbidden fruit which Adam ate
stuck in his throat and occasioned
the swelling.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04
The Judges Mistake.

Ex-Judge Duffy says that the
only time he was guilty Of making
a bad break to pretty woman was
a couple Of summers ago when he
was stopping at Long Branch. The
lady approached him and asked:
Judge, how shall l have my new
bonnet trimmed to be in concord
with my facep"
"Plain," said the Judge.
Later he tried to explain that he
meant she was so beautiful that it
wasn't necessary for her to use the
adornments of a millinery shop,
but the lady was not to be appeased.
New York Journal.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04
He Wanted Something to Eat.

Gen. Forrest, during the late war,
was once approached by an Arkansas
man, who asked:
General, when do you reckin
we're goin' to get something to eat? ?"
Eat" exclaimed the general.
did you join the army merely to
get something to eatp"
avail, that's about the size ofit."
Here" calling an officer, "give
this man something to eat, and then
have him shot"
The officer understood the joke,
and replied:
"All right, general"
The Arkansas man, exhibiting no
alarm, said:
"Bile me ham, cap'n, stew up a
couple O. chicken, bake two or three
hoe-cakes, and load yer guns. With
sich inducements. the man what
wouldn't be willing to die is q
blame fool. IN. Y. World.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04
For Over Fifty Years

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over fifty years by millions Of
mothers for their children while teethlng,
with perfect succes. It soothes the child,
softens tho gums, allays all pain, cures
wind collie, and is the best remedy for
Diarrhoea. 1t will relieve the poor little
sufferer Immediately. Sold by Druggists
in every part OF the world. Twenry.five
cents bottle. BE sure and ask Il Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup" aud take no
other kind. ll38yl
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

the costume of working-men, with
black masks drawn over their faces,
stood there-one in front of the
opened bureau drawers hurridly
turning over their contents, the
other bending in a threatening at
titude over a fair-haired little fell
low in a white night-robe, and tiny
pink feet, who stood with one hand
sheltering his little sister, who was
sobbing violently.
Tell him, Johnnie, tell him.
cried little Mary. "Oh, Johnnie,
he will kill u.s."
II don't care!' retorted valiant
Johnnie; II won't tell him where
mamma keeps her diamonds! No,
| WON'T
The ruffian caught the child's
arm in q ferocious grasp. Mary
uttered a wild shrek, but Johnnie
stood resolute.
mo, won't tell you; and I'm
not afraid of you either! God
won't let you kill me-"
The report of pistol rang sharp
ly through the room at this instant /;
the arm fell powerless to the side
of its owner, and the next moment
John Fordham and Mike Tierney.
the Irish driver, were struggling in
hand to hand encounter with the
other miscreant.
Papa! oh, papa! | knew you
would come" exclaimed Johnnie,
hysterically, while Mary buried her
face in her mothers skirts.
my darlings! my little ones! you
are safe; but, merciful heaven. how
narrow was the escape" breathed
Agnes Fordham, winter than the
marble statues beyond.
"Well, my love, they're all Sc
cured" said Fordham, entering the
boudoir few moments later, with
Johnnie clinging to his hand; land
this is the way it all happened: ia
nets lover was in the plot, and
came for her to go to the ball, per-
suading her that the children were
asleep, and wouldn't wake until she
returned. Tim was carried away by
the story of his mother being sick,
and so the coast was clear for these
interesting burglars. Johnnie, it
seems, woke up just at the right
time-a wrong time for them--and
boldly demanded what they wauted.
He called for help, but there was
none to come; and when the thieves
wanted him to tell them where the
valuables and jewels were secreted,
he stoutly refused"
Papa" said Johnny, wistfully,
would they have killed me, if you
hadn't Gomez
Hardly, my son." said Fordham,
smiling, even while the tears of
heartfelt gratitude stood in his eyes;
but you acted like a hero. Papa is
proud of his little boy, my son."
But how did you happen to
come just then, papap"
God led US, my son" said Ford
ham, solumnly, Through dream.
Oh, Agnes, my wife! a mothers in
stincts are better than mans cold
reasonW
And the mother, clasping her lit
tie ones closer to her breast, breath
ell fervant, unsyllabled prayer to
that heaven which had guided her
to them, in the hour of their ex-
tremest peril.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04
The Keystone Watch
Case Co. of PHILADELPHIA,

the largest watch case manufactur-
ing concern i'll the world, is now
putting upon the Jas. Boss Filled
and other cases made by it, bow
(ring) which cannot be twisted or
pulled off the watch.
1t is sure protection against the
pickpocket and the many accidents
that befall watches fitted with the
old-style bow, which is simply held
in by friction and can be twisted of
with the fingers. 1t is called the
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04
The Fountain Head of Strene tn.

When we recollect that the stomach ia the grand
laboratory IN which food is transformed into the
,ecretons which furnish vigor to the system after
entering and enri,hing the blood; that IL Ia, In
short, tie fountain head OF stre gth 1t s essential
to keep tbs important supplying machine in order,
and to restore 1t to activity when IL becomes inac-
I'VE. This Hostetter's Stomach Uitters does most
nectnslly. seasInably. regulating and reinforcing
i-estion, promoting due action Of the liver and
bowels. Strength and quietude OF tho nerves de.
pend In great measure upon thorough digestion.
here 10 no nervine tonic moro highly esteemed by
he medical fraternity than the Bitters Phyr.
cians also strongly commend Il for chis aud fever
rhcumatism, kidney and bladder trouble, sick
teadschs, and want Il appetite and sleep. Take
winsKlnssful three times q dAY.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04
A Surgical Operation.

For the cure of Piles is always painful,
,ften dangerous and useless, and invari-
sbly expensive; on the other hand there Is
new, certain cure, perfectly painless,
gives instant relief and permanent cure
md costs but a trife. 1t is the Pyramid
Pile Cure. 1t Is more certain cure than
surgical operation, without any of the
intense pain, expense and danger Of an
operation. Any druggist will get it for
you.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04
II Is StranQa

That people suffering from Piles will
endure them for years or submit to dan.
yerous, painful, cruel and expensive
surgical operations. when all the time
there is a painless, certain, lasting cure,
which gives instant relief and costs but
trihe. 1t is called the Pyramid Pile Cure
and can be found at all drug stores. Any
druggist will get 1t for you If you ask
him.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

Principal-"You had deficit in
the cash account yesterday. Has
the error been discovered P"-Clerk
1.-THE error, yes; but not the
cash h!'-Bos ton Home Journal.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

Kate-"No, Hattie does not at
tend any church; she says she is
her own religion" Harry--"That
is the religion that | should like to
embrace. boston Transcript.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

Watts-"How did you come out
in your little wrestle with the Chi
cago wheat market?" Potts.
went after wool and got worsted." !"
INDIANAPOLIS Journal.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

"And is your son carrying out
the scientific studies he was so fond
OFF" "Well, he's studying etomol-
ogy now." "In South American"
"No; among the bugs of Wall
street"
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04
"What makes MI

"What makes Mr.. Snapper so
fond of the children next door,"
Mrs. Snapper--"Because they cry
most of the time" "That's a
strange reason" "Oh, no, it isn't;
it browns the voice Of the young
lady who sings in the fiat above. v
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

Husband (anxiously lyon
should not carry your pocketbook
in your hand" Wife (reassuring-
ly(-"Oh, it isn't at all heavy"
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

Judge Duffy-"What is your
age?" (Female witness hesitates. }
Judge Duffy-"Don't hesitate an
swering the question. The longer
you hesitate the older you'll be. -
Texas Siftings.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

"How do you like this style Of
bonnet?" she asked. "I don't
know yet" he answered, without
looking up from his paper. II
havn't seen the bill yet."-Wash-
ington Star.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04
MICHIGAN CENTRAL
"Ths Maoaro Falls Route"
Time Card in Effect.

Daily. All other trains Daily except Sunday.
Parior car on day trains and sleeping cars on
The direct line to Niagara Falls, Buffalo, New
York Boston, Detroit, Toledo, Chicago, and all
points In the United states and Canads. Ca.
Through tickets TO all points in the United States
and Canada.
WHITING, Ticket Agent
CIV, RUGGLEl. q. p. & T. Agt.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

"Well, Anna, have you found the
rose for my hair yetP" "Yes mad
am; but now | cannot find the
air."-Fliegende Blaetter.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04
lIli|g!y!!l!l'IlIl

and CAN ONLY BE HAD with ,yIE,
cases bearing their trade mark NY
Sold only through watch dealers.
without extra charge.
Ask any jeweler for pamphlet,
or send to the manufacturers.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

"Are you fond of the water?"
Exceedingly. At the mere thought
Of sailing over the bounding waves
| can scarcely contain myself" ="
"Yes, that't the way it effects me,
too. ."-Brooklyn Life.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

Mrs. Rifter-"I ordered piece
of dress goods here yesterday, and
] wish to know if it has been cut
yet" Floor walker (after an in
vestigation)-"No, ma'am, it has
not; the salesman said you hadn't
been in yet to change your mind"
Puck.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

Just because married man
spends all his evenings at the club,
it isn't safe to assume that his wife
is sitting neglected and desolate at
home. She may be mighty glad
he's away.-Somerville Journal.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

" BY the way, why doesn't the
conductor punch the train-robberP
He might at least give him a check.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04
HUMOROUS.
After the fair is over
After the bills for hash;
Many may be in clover,
But few at the best in cash!
Atlanta Constitution

When an express company says
it ships gold there seems to be plen-
ty of men ready to car-robberate it.
Plain Dealer.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

~ tell you, Tomskin, you don't
know the joys and felicities of a
contented married life, the happy
flight of years, the long restful
calm Of" "How long have you
been marriedp" "Er-four days.
Chicago Record.
Alpena argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1893-1909, 1893-10-04

Smithers-"Dosen't your wife
ever want to know where you were
at when you were out so late as you
are tonight" Withers-"No, sir.
she does not. My wife was Bos-
ton girl."-Indianapolis Journal.