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Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-01-18
Tun nnarInrs.

I was somewhat disconcerted one Sunday. when the vicar's Easter of ferings were being collected. by a mad woman who brought basket of fish which she insisted on person ally offering at the altar. She was not such a pleasant person to deal with as a colonial farmer l was once told of by friend wh1 looked very much distressed at passing the plate on a similar occasion, but explained his apparent shortcoming by re marking in a loud aside. You'll find a pie on the vestry table. "-Cornhill MaoaZine.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-01-18
Firh,Inr poms.,io cas.

q have hunted tigers in India and polar bears in the regions of eternal snow, but the worst fight 1 ever had was with common house cat, said G. W. Cooper, T had a fine black cat of unusual size that I kept in the store 10 discourage mice. One day Tom disappeared and was gone dur ing the entire summer. When he returned with the advent of cold weather it was easy to see that hs had been prowhng in the woods He had become wild and savage, and when I attempted to caress him he bit me. l determined to punish bin, for that little bit of pleasantly, and procuring switch followed hin into the storehouse and shut the door. Now a tom cat that fights at fifteen pounds is no despscable antagonist and soon realized the fact
 He would spring for my face and I would knock him back, losing con siderable cuhcle at each round. T- nally he fastened his teeth in the side of my neck and 1t required aIl my strength to choke him of. When I succeeded in doing so was afraid to let go of him. and he tore my arms terribly with his claws. I finished him at last, but I looked es though I had been run through Q thrashing machine. Hereafter when Iattempt to chastise s cat l will pro cure suit of armor and . club stud. ded with brass nails n-Sk Eouh Globe Democrat.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-01-18
Fun as 2 Ten csat cirsa..

Did you ever visit a ten cent circusi Not Then a great treat is still in store for you. That is, if you can properly appreciate fun and low humor, especially humor of the in voluntary kind. For in those ele- ments of an enjoyable entertainment the ten cent circus is way above the fifty cent and one dollar circus. There Is in fact more real live fun to the square inch in any one of these low priced shows-the lower the bet ter-than there is in the high priced ones to the square yard. And any time you and your friends Jones and Smith-both of them nice, jolly fsl- lows like yourself-want to have a genuine riproaring time of 1t just follow my advice and go to an even ingis or afternoons performance at any one of the cheap circuses during the season. You'll get about a dol lars worth of fun to every cent ex- pended. Chicago Herald.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-01-18
Tame Tigers.

Seleucus Nicator, the king of Syria, used to drive a four in hand team of tame tigers, and the Nabob of Dude had a pet she tiger that often was taken along on his journeys, and had been taught to mount an elephant without making use of her formida- ble claws San Francisco Chronicle.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-01-18
Tn. Prayer Test.

The story of a little girl who want ed a goat and prayed for it in the following manner voices common sentiment nowadays in regard to prayer: "Oh, Lord. l want a goat and have told you so a great many times. Now, am going to say 1t just once more, and if in the morn ing 1 don't see the goat-well, l shan't be mad at you exactly, but l certainly shaEt be pleased r'-Mil. waukee News,
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-01-18
"A manly reellar.

Every one thinks he must have looked frightfully green when be was young and fiatters himself that he looks very wise now.-Atchison Globe.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-01-18
Bargains.

From now to stock taking, to clear out odds and ends. ezS- Watch this column It means what it says
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1893-01-18

Open the blade of the knife about far shown No and
 through the hole the spring hold back while the blade closed again After this is quite lift the blade handle 2 the The whole child will easily understand For sale al
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-03-29
Stub Enda Of ThonRht.

They who marry where they do not
love are apt to love where they do not
rnarry.
"A misspent life Is like o wasp. Ono
does not feel the sting until he gets TO
the end Of 1t. 81
Pleasure must be always we'll
dressed. Happiness never thinks about
its clothes. .. ;
!. If the earth stopped to rest It would
drop out of spRce.
Doctrine brings no sinners to repent
nhcc. '.E
liar will break all the other COM
mandments II he gets a chance.
Trust n woman's Judgment, but not
her feelings
Wrinkles como to stay,
God makes character, man makes
r:...:ntion. -.i>c.Eais Frrc Press.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-03-29
FOR STAMP COLLECTORS.l
MIR. Wanama5er Tells How to
Obtain Columbian Souvenira
Those Who Cannot Affori to Buy tho
Stamps OF Higher Denomination
May Obtain Them from
Bank Officials.

uow can the stamp collecting girls
and boys of this country procure full sets
OF the new Columbian postage stamps
for thoir alcums?" repeated Postmaster
Gcncral Wanamalser, thoughtfully,
whc1 4 Question on this point was put
to him the other day by New York
Press reporter.
Let me see," said he. "Of course
they can always be procured at any
post Office. But obviously there are
few Of our young collectors who can af-
ford to buy them in that fashion, mas
much ns an entire series would cost Six
teen dollars and twcnty-siX cents. For
most of them the only practical method
will be to obtain the stamps already
Cancelled. That will be easy enough as
far as the lower denominations are con-
cerncd, but not SO with the higher de-
nominations"
But on what mail matter will those
high-cost stamps be uscd?" asked.
The high-priced Columbus stamps"
said the postmaster general, "those
which represent one, two, three, four
and five dollars each. will be largely in
demand by bankers and brokers for
mailing bonds and other securities to
Europe. Such valuables go in sealed
packages atregular foreign letter rates.
which are five cents q half ounce At
that rate n very moderate-sizcd bundle
will cost as much as five dollars for
postage across the ocean. In this man
ncr large part Of the stamps of big
denominations will go abroad. Amer
lean boys and girls will not get those
for their albums. However, a great
many of these high cost stamps will
be used for mailing large packages at
letter rates from place to place in this
country. People often send big parcels
containing valuable things in that way
at two cents an ounce, sealed and regis
tered. l dare say you know that you
can transmit through the post anything
you ike-no matter how bulky and
heavy it is-so long as you pay letter
rates on it, though you cannot forward
any package exceeding four pounds at
the ordinary charges for merchandise.
Young collectors must rely on getting
the cancelled stamps from parcels for
wartled in this manner at letter rates.
THAT docs not solve the puzzle,
know" Mr.. Wananlaker continued. "Of
course, big packages sent at two cents
IN ounce, scaled and registered because
their contents are valuable, do not
reach every merchant or professional
man. The bankers are most likely to
Get them, and would recommend tho
boys and girls who are anxious to pro-
cure the high-priccd Columbus stamps
to make friends with people ut the
banks with the view to securing posses
sion of such coveted treasures. A good
naturcd cashier or teller would be very
apt to find an opportunity to detach n
fcw of the Cancelled stamps from bun
dies of securities once in awhile. 1t is
we'll worth trying, because these curiosi-
ties orc likely to go up considerably in
value on account Of the difficulty In OBJ
tanning them. 1 suppose that dealers
in stamps will not sell them cheap"
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-03-29
Disbursemonts.s62,749 "a

Bal in Treasury ...... D,U9 73
The above amount stands to the
credit of the several funds as per
Treasurer's Bal Sheet, dated Jan. 2.
1893, hereto attached.
TREAsURER's BALANCE SHEET.
Cash in Treasury to credit Of various
funde, Jan 1, 1893, as follows:
State Fund. ... .........S 81 81
Judges Salary Fund ......- l,G76 %
Gen County Fund. ..... 25,62G G3
Cash Contingent Fund ...." 7,S04 W
Indigent Sick Fund ....... 3, 5tA O3
Officers Salary Fund ...... 1850 lS
County School Fund -. .."
Total, ..,....,. Sll,2I3 20
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-03-29
w. w. BOOHER,
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
EDIroR,AND PROPRIETOR.

One copy, enc 90
One copy. elk mouths. Observation-Disclosures. oO
For any period under stx months, one dollar
ee month. Payable In advance.
nvsIad by carrier in Elko at % cents week
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-03-29
WEEKLY INDEPENDENT,

= "6EhI4 AHDGC GN DGN4s
Published every Sunday, and sent to any ad-
dress tpostagc paid), at The following rates.
payable In advance:
OAe year.. .....--.................. OO
For any period under six months, Fifty
eontE per month.
Entered ct the Elko, Nevada, Postofhce for
tEAnSnlission through the mails "a second
lAss mail matter.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-03-29

ADVERTISING RATES.
viii be made low as ie consistent with
sound business principles. Apply at the of
ase fer terms.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1893-03-29

~ Itfacu loiT r. r. - I."t
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-29
MT ANo MSS esitrs.

Chilean papers are aenonncine Egan
again. They could srare themselves
the trouble The end ~ the great ties,
q endurance IL near az hand Evening
World.
The Now York tuf, hunters may not
know II. hut 80 have real live lords
tending cattle in oar counify, Aa1
they 10 !, veil. tso- Toronto kmrsra.
II the AIbsny legislature had 20, al
lourpest there woaia Ire no tfcaDic IN
hlitng these two vacancies 81 sing sing
New York Commercial Advertiser
William =. she-hsn once sad thu,
the dsriie-t vuvk pc ever DAD ~s- done
~ h.lls dsetation lie ran make that
esou-~ no i"ngef Buffalo Esptess
The refassl ~ one - tho Hali.as
hsaks a. take American euffrney 81 T.st
i snc,aef eioffn sigssi IA tise BSsaelai
sky. Prev s.lsecs Ja,iFaai
Ar Lease - enc ksnsss sssB che
s'sssat ~saa hfsi@ thing isss = -,
elane- He's tssexs soa eel rssssns3 e.
Washington fsss
Tks ssvsew = ssssexs wsiI osn< ~ .
Ssssst e. Z - New Ssst ssas<@ss
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-29

AEsos Day calculations should net b
ccained 70 the public scAoolA II y an
cay thing " plant . ire; % sasy In
fact that tAs average psrsoa doe not
think II worth bis tina Yet the bens-
dts ere % faz cut u psoportion to the
insignincancs u the labor and time On
peadsd. that Il the average ps,oa could
b nads fully 10 appreciate the fact.
the practical value Of the day would be
immsaSurably enhanced.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-29
AMUSe MENTS.

Charles 4. Gardner. the well known
singing comedian. will appear in Pow
ers' this afternoon and evening. Mr..
Gardner. vho ~ veil known 20 Grand
Rapids. ell present his recent success.
~Fatherlaad."
II has been . hilarious week at the
Grand and the nimble Charles A. Ir,icr
will repeat his antics in %. What a
Night this afternoon and evening.
Tho great Psr,loes, ~ho are incom
parable IN their bicycle act. will lie at
smiths twice today.
The Devils Auction" sas given tn q
FAIR ssxesi house ia Powers last night.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-29
DEEP.WAIER NAVIGATION.

Charles X Slighs arguments In favor
q river inprovsmsut are uaansverAble.
n Grand Rapids manufacturers can
save 80 Q carload BY chipping their
freight 10 Muskegua and thence BY boat
~ Chicago and nobody win doubt tho
trushsuluess Of Ms. S'isa's ststsmers--
the valae Of deep vater uavigAtion b.
tween this city and Grand Haven b %
apparent that 10 must convince even the
most biased opponent The prevent
vats by the way Il Muskreon 10 - c.,ufs
per hundred The rate by rail is ~
e~utAC Mr.. Sigh believes that,
With q ten foos channel. Local ship
pers would have . rate a II
csuss pr hundred bstveea Grasd Rap
No and CAicag> This 10 lsss thsa halt
the cid rail rate. and Ear below the pre-
en-. rate by vay a Msskesua. 1hS cit
issns sho believe dep ssses navigation
would confer no bensfita vLi 6nd IN OBJ
yccs lesspn 10 thia the moral II which
they cannot sail to comprehend Thus
Tar every point made against The I'm
pruvement hes been met sqnsrely and
unsusves,hly Deep vaser navigation
10 ,se shs benefit az every man. woman
and child in Grand Rapida and ma
icrity II them realise u
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-29
srAre pHsss SENTIMENT.

Pre-sdsst Cleveland hss spt-,iste,i
Inn VI DsckInson - THE state o. D..
ene q the government direstcss - the
Unioa fseifle railroad. pun might hsvr
hoked Tor higher game. tii- friends ga y
thai be csa,si have hsi Gresham. place
II Ne had desired H. Battle Greek I,ur.
nsi
Secretary Carlisle IA the set q defy.
ieg " al ssfe-t" oil, n cpsrse, - = tax
sss essrsssn esrse-ss Ia the ~satb and
se@s hut ssnslhss peafie siil under.
sssHd that ~ IL . Political snd not 4
tksnelsl move lbstrsit fflraae.
Activity la real estate is generally fs
sssied - sa iastes a prosperity, bat
THE siii hsr,iiy sPpIy a. zsate. sass.
ssw coar<s Atsssssi
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-29

-. ol1s1 - - pa9 uAiAu. - y
La ospos.t9 l1ss Cans1h - =
6aGinow 80 in@aDod = ~ stpelE3e G.
sAsa o61liApd utsA . fve(ghs 1soia -
nes $40 she6essss esssas ssAeasy ~
Runy wtssnuA : leye.e>al lgsuat
ptsoNnna u6El ~ - og0opo1U ksue1
b. her <jo&Asu rsdsaaG tbnm - Goppo
tkas ~ did ~ hnow se1ssuasfk
Th> seara q ysig nep1fb Unpn1av
niGht busDsd ct 80 3AannA - -
acpunpenying haI3s a ~ snnDpd -
ssunsrs iato peAhs ~ ssse1tndA
Lightning ssEsck ~ s,use Pl.aes -
tos3 q ound Havun ~ u91S 80 -
1sss ths hlass 30 ssfi.ep(aAs1 oAoD
daaqDe ~ 49,
Msshsgoo ed Lahs Hsslur - - ~
canascesd ~ . donhis tsnnk elpses6e
rne4 IL sstnspgas = kacoEo6 10 .
uAi11ioa sAp1e>A
4 csnsrh viuissl he ~ CO nls
mill ed shrusa he am tnop - e
erinA He wss srssihAy sna1dn4
AAsisa buesas ~ Snus psAvo pAavpss
uAaD o,Ghia4d weight y ole pouadA
10 thsis gsnss = - heavy - -
TIE man Who y stteapsaag 70 G1ast .
saloon ~ helinass u hAstaG . vosus
time than lshmsel.
Bay City snd hsGinsw have jumped
the Nichisan orgsnisssaoa sad josnsd
the Ohio lcsgue.
The y. AP. u. and he serihpss ssv
both conhdeat a winning ths 6ght %
Lsdineson.
The streams a Nenominse eusnty
have been STOCKED With sA0no hrpok
trout
Arbutus partiss ass the psaofet 49,
spoable diversion a Musksgpa srssey-
Nscusea eDsaty ~ill build jaii a hU
Rapids q . ca a el6Om
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-29

Tsxns can b little doubt that the
downfall d the Ann Arbos railroad is an
indirect result d tho strike. But the
management Of the road has never been
popular. The conpany's reputation for
fairness has been At least questionable.
and the public has. justly or uniustly.
regarded tho corporation ~ . bonus
hunting institution that would build q
railroad in the shape OF the letter = il
10 could bleed all the towns on it, route.
Wellington X Burt has been appointed
receiver for the company. and Mr.. Burt
10 regarded - m able business man. IL
IL possible that he can straighten out
Ill the kinks In its management. and
that the rod may begin . new career
which. even II IL be les checkered and
picturesque. viii 10 moro business like
and profitable.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-29

During ~ early vsskS % the prsssat
s,sssoa. Representative Aadsssna ~
tiosd bill In the legislature 10 sused
the charter a this city. The committee
on chsrtss smeudmsats q ths Connon
councl hAs considered many suggss-
tons regarding psopossd changes In the
charter. and rscoonssded . number ic<
Legislative setiOa- Wednesday the char.
ter hill vas ssppgtsd out q cnmnittss
and Ne Daasd By the hossa. Aftss
leaving the hands q the committee and
being ssbjscesd - ~ light a inspse-
ton. is vss lUund that . number oe
changes had bsss rseoansnelsd b. The
comnatssa. which had had little o. No
pubic disc1nina q Aooa The change
that sttEsets nase ss>satina and calls
forth . great vail a indignatioa. frcm
the democrats = ~ last that under
tAs eAas1ss - snssdsd. The nayos h
givsa ssshssity - sVpnint . city attne-
my vithoat eoaAsuasisa b. The euun-
Gil AaA Oh! vhss . cry! One vosld
sOpposs tAst Tie city ~ shout 10 -
TONED ssss - Boo Tweed q Castss
Hssrispa rub. ins1ssd a juse . inpls
possibility bs,ng crowded. tAst Mayor
Stuart vill - sbls 70 sppoias . city a.
sosssy. Ths fsisads = ~ pcsssnt Ia.
cunbsae 80 tsiking fAse md Iosd
that sypaistnsa,s shouA b bsought
nearer ~ DsoSia lDsgsttiag in the
nsasshiIs Ut thsss b no othss oGIcial
% near ths psopls - ~ mayor a The
city. Who eumes froo he psopls every
year. FoegestiaG that % city ellcisl has
bssn further ssaovsd hon ths. people,
Tor years past thaa ~ city stopsnsy.
Yoegstting ut 0ssnd Rapids has Q
mayor h whose hands sucA an sppoint.
men: csa b ssfsly txusesa Bold iadscd
y ~ Who would maintain that William
J. Stuart or Edwin r. Uhl vould not 10
- coapstsat - The common council TO
sslees "a attorney. In whose hands the
city's interests would b carefully and
coescisntioualy guarded and protected.
Grand Rspids has . record q slscsiu9
hoaest and compstsnt men - chief q.
scutivsA and may b expected in tho
future 30 elect men ct whose hands this
sppointnsss would ~ veil filed
The Democrat, Yesterday. denounced
the change - . partisan scheme ito
open the vay sor making place for ore
moro ofnccholdes Of republican stripe"
For The cake % argument suppose the
statement 70 b tTta. Wa not the pre-
ent incumbent placed in his position ~
. democrat council upon the nouina-
ton % el Mayor John Killean In con-
ssieration Of TayIor's services in sscur-
ing the msyoralsy nomination foe Mr..
Killesn: History says he WA
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-29

sgshr;ously rsssssksd G. J. 49, Z
Esv Yoek u xAe 4srtnn y.s1ss1oy -
As pssesd - shs lea2un ehy - ~
iouesinx e3oudA NJ. PHr&as oa1b uil-
lisesy and Ii parpoR IN canrsing -
wsather - oobu1y Dseaeaasy 60.
-icu cant 81 spy eoDdb - loAg - \
soins every dry ard snOws sssgy eeAsr
DAY. Who % blns.s Grants = uoas =
spriag beanse u the vstf- EahM1y
ansvsasd Ms. RaE&es. sna ~ cposiDoe1;
sThis sprsng hae hsea eaoNgA - 6riyo
niliinsry dsadssu crazy. Weunoa ase
unique cseatsstA and vuanen - the
ooes that bay spring haeA But whS1
~ re- vossan for spring hat uhea
u rains - had dc cant sear ~ Nh
hit Nov woHea srs economical. That
- they sse - theis ouu peculiar usy.
4 wooan VII ecooonise 10 the eytbnt
q ol1 tor The puSpes a indulEkng h
~ worth q extrsyasancs sAtse IN.
Thst's wheee he rub colncs In witA NJ.
Tho dosr crsatufss are buying cheap
spring boansb end llxiag up Cd oues.
becsuse the weather u really too orastiy
90 wear . really elegant hoouet. They
intend 10 get 0wciler hats later u the
srason; but q is were not tH this
weather they'd bay sweli spris,g hsts.
too. and have their summer hxis any
gay. 6ssy"
Judge J. Byron Judkins AZ Rad City
vas guest IN the New Iivines1pn Coz
dinner yesterday. He Was IN the city %
private businosA
Nosros-6. n. Peck. Pstosausy; p. A.
Stephens. Detroit; r. ID. Lyoo. Detfuit;
G. u. Gihson. Fremont; George Coed
ssli. Ludingtoo; A. B. Shepard. NilsA
Evxrr's- Edgar +. Hutchinson, Bssus
Lick. Howard City; A. r. TbbitiA. Ere
mont; A. x. Palmer, Big Rapids; G. n.
NsAitsns. White Cloud; J. n DenniA
Detroit
NV Lavrxosrox-JohnL L. Thcrtusn.
Hummer. Holland; J. b. JudkinA G. II.
Kalamazoo; J. A. Aaak. Luther.
EAcIs-F. L Roberta. Mantou; Ia p
jordan. Bensouia; Charles Ostrandes,
Rustford; b. #. Owen. Remington; y. &
Gibha Grecnvillc.
KExr-A. W. Dodge. Morley; }. J.
MverA White Cloud; Charles Batcs.
yackson; r @. Packard. Adrian; J. Il
Turner. Bellevue; c. NJ. 6tebbins. Al
gonna
CLAaxxpoS-C. F. Nason. Howard
City; J. J. Gleason. Niss Carrie Freder-
ick. Grand Haven; n. L. Amphlett
1onia; y: c. GatsA Rockford; II. Z.
6sarles. Charlotte.
BRIDos 6FaREr-N. Breenahan. Roe
common; W. & Campbell and wife. Hop
kins; n. + Hogan. South Boardman; y.
y. Priagle. Sand Lake; w. II. Msttisou,
louia.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-29

Manufactures have their con hina-
siors scd trusts. veshnen ard artisans
their guilds and wricns, dccsvs their
medical associations. and lawyers their
Der s~~rciasicsA Almost every ,-cupA-
ticu and profession. IN thess dsys 10 90.
ssair~i mere ~ is-s s6eefsaily fev mu-
susl benefit ss,ss - thsss orrsn.sa-
sisss are mere shslls They sss put n
ne beneficial 49,. They ssist sas' tsst
~ eli rhm 10 esvscislly srss q the
prcf-~scasi crgansxssscra ID
Der as~pcistsass ere fsrmesi ~ slvsscs
We srs~ses - isfssp~udsrce. rrrmoss
the sdnisisssst'os - jsssscs. spho'si
the bssss a - Fses~sss q tas lao
end N e~uuuuuD ssvdssi iasersarss
sssss ~ osuhGD = ~ ss<. fes
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-29
ALLEGED TO DC FUNNY.


Small Boy--I think our teacher y Loo
ing interest in M.
Fsther-why %!
Small Boy--1t's most tvo weeks since
she reminded us boys that we might
grow up to be president II Ne studied
hard.-Good News
Cholly-Don't you think Madgs Slim
waste has sweet mouth?
Gus-Yaas. wish it want % con-
foundedly sweet, though; IN b ex-
pected to keep Il supplied With ics
cream all next summer, donchesknow.-
Brooklyn Eagle.
Great Scott" calculated Bloomss.
'hear this-an Italian g ooo sitting ate
sixty raw egge and then bos11 ont cry
ing like IN infant"
made him chicken hearted I judge"
answered Gloomer.-Pittsburg Chron.
icle.
Proctor goes regularly 10 cns theater
and says he hasn't seen . poor play in
tho last three yearsL"
Did be sayi"
"Yes; hats."-Inter Ocean.
Chumplsigh latter catching her By Q
trivial trick April fool!
Mrs. Chumpleigh-Well. I'd rather b
an April fool than ono every month In
the year. Seattle SoundingA
He-Didn't you know that my family
dates from the revolution?
She-Yes; but ] Was never certain
whether from the ono in Brsxil or HA-
waii.-Truth.
Tho domestic hen may not strike q .
result q late demands made upon her
energies. but IL wouldn't b surprising
il she began brooding over it-Phladel.
phia Timea.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-04-29

Owosso. Mich. April &c. f Holden
and ID. Potts Of Ann Arbor arc nolonger
employees Ut the Ann Arbor line. The
former was yardmaster at Ann ArboE.
while the latter Was . switchmah there.
The other night heavy freight train n.
rived there. IL could not pull over .
grade without the help II Q switch en-.
CINE. for which there was no fireman.
Master Mechanic Bradley ordered Hol.
den and then Potts to fire tho engine,
but both refused to hire for the "scab"
engineer. and they were promptly fired
themselves