The Olneyville tribune. (Providence, R.I.) 1893-189?, 1893-11-25
Let Us All Laugh.

orally feels religious in graveyard
Rams Horn.
WE suppose the ship heaves TO out
OF sympathy for the seasick passen-
gers. -Siftings.
THE largest expense of married
life is frequently the little ones. -
Lowell Courier.
The topper deyotes himself to one
absorbing topic, and that is himself.
Galveston News.
THERE is always right side TO a
man, but it is not always up with
care. e.-Galveston News.
ADVERTISING for a situation, man
explains: "Work is not SO much an
object as good wages. ."-Tit-Bits.
IN some houses there is nothing
thought OF except TO give the baby
chance TO SLEEP. Globe.
JAGsoN says it's wise man who
goes out Of politics before politics
goes out OF him. .-Elmira Gazette.
EXPERIENCE has proved that the
longer an engagement the more liable
il is TO be broken Off.-Albany Press.
The English yacht builders must
come down to the centerboard or keel
over when close race Is on.-Pica-
yune.
The world judges woman, not so
much by what honor she has as by
what she has on 'er.-Danville
Breeze.
LITTLE boys cannot understand
why yachtsmen are so anxious for a
spanking breeze - Rochester Post
Express.
If man changes his mind after
proposing for marriage, he would do
we'll TO mind the change. Boston
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THE most industrious OF stamp
clerks is seldom anxious to get in
two licks to anybody else's one.
Buffalo Courier.
A GOOD idea sometimes flies by us
so rapidly that we barely succeed in
snatching the tail feathers out OF il.
Galveston News
MONEY on call is not to be had;
that is, on one call. 1t takes many,
and then you don't always get it.
Martha's Vineyard Herald.
SHE-"It is rank injustice to say
that woman is inferior TO man IN
reasoning power. He-"Why?" She
-"Because. Detroit Tribune.
THE differences as to the pronun-
citation of Valkyrie are now settled.
She is pronounced a good boat, but a
trifle slow.-Philadelphia Ledger.
LORD DUNRAvEN must have ar
rived at the conclusion by this time
that yacht racing in America is
stern reality. y.-Yonkers Statesman.
LITTLE BoY-The preacher said
there is no marryiD' in heaven. Lit
tie Girl-Of course not. There
wouldn't be enough men to go round
Good News.
THEIR FUTURE. .-He-Of course,
my prospects are not the brightest
We will have a great deal to contend
against. She-Dearest, we will have
each other!-Vogue.
THE Great American Pocketbook
is going to have big job getting on
its feet between the going to the
Worlds Fair and the coming Of the
holidays.-Buffalo Courier.
THE preacher was honest when he
read: SINNER turn, why will We die?"
But the old man with the peacock
blue whiskers got up and hustled out,
all the same.-Plain Dealer.
If revolutions never end in South
America it should be remembered
they come round regularly, and
things that are round naturally have
no. end. Philadelphia Times.
THEY call it the exchange" said a
city man to his country cousin as he
showed him certain stately build
Ing in Chicago, because here you eX-
change your cash for experience. F"
Miss NEwCoMBE - Seems to be
rather a good year this for fruit,
Giles? Are all your trees as full of
apples as that one? Giles-Oh, nav,
miss; only the apple trees. Judy.
THE proposition, might makes
right" was bad enough originally,
but the anarchist sentiment, "dyna-
mite makes right" is most unwar-
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.HUMPH." sneered Miss McGay,
Here's an advertisement in the pa
per of man who claims he can cure
freckles. He must be an idiot. What
people want is something to kill
freckles. ."-Harper's Bazar.
"WIMMEN's suffrage?" said Mrs.
Hollersnag; "not any fer me, ef you
please" "Why not?" Because /
hev ter wait on Josiar enough 81 it is
without goin' ter town an doin' his
votin' fer i'm. Washington Star.
TOURIST lin Ireland)-"l would
like a room with an iron bedstead."
Hotel proprietor-"Sorr, Oi haven't
an iron bedstead in the place-they're
all soft wood. But you'll folnd the
mattress noice and hard, sorr."-
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