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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16

II consider Chamberlain's Cough Re-
medy specific for Group. 1t is very
pleasant to take, which is one of the
most important requisites where cough
remedy is intended for use among child
rem. I have known. of cases of Group
where know the life of little one was
saved by the use of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy" j. j. LAGRANGE, druggist,
Avoca, Neb. so cents bottles for sale by
A. G. Ireland, ir,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
HIS Limit.
HIS Limit.
How late did you sit in the poker
game last night Jack?
Oh, until about $43.50.
Miles, Nerve 4 Liver Pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedy cure ,billiousness, bad taste
torpid liver, piles, constipation. On
equaled for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, so doses 26 cts. Sam.
pies Free, at A. O. ireland, il.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
Trouble Ahead for NJ cslssnne en-

Police Captain-About that descent on
McSkinnem's gambling hell-have you
notified McSkinnem when it is to take
place?
Sargeant-No, sir; we have not yet de-
cided upon the hour.
p. C.-Well, when you have decided, no.
tify him and then go ahead and clean him
nI,t
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16

Our word describes it-"perfection.'
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Salve
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is we'll known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16

The Courage OF His Convictions.
she-Papa says it is the duty of the
rich to economize in these hard times, if
only to set the poor good example.
He-Does he practice what be breaches!
She--Yes; be has discharged half the
hands in the factory.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
True.

Hicks--Isn't it strange that while my
hair is getting gray my mustache is not?
Mrs. Hlcks-Oh, don't think SO; your
mustache is about twenty years younger
you know.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16

Little vegetable health producers: De
Wits Little Early Risers cure malarious
disorders and regulate the stomach and
bowels, which prevents headache and
dizziness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16

DR.. p. A. Skinner, of Texarkana,
Arkansas, is an enthusiast in the praise
of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. He used it
for rheumatism, and says: 81 found it to
be the most excellent local remedy"
For sale by A. C, Ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
Not n Desirable Trait,

Fiddlesticks recommending applicant for
cashier)-I assure you the young man is
very quick.
Employer (shortlyHDon't want him.
Our last cashier was SO quick that he got
to Canada in 10 hours.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
CandOr.

Trip (meeting Trotter for the third
time in the Liberal Arts building hello,
Trotter, here you are again. Now if you
were some one I wanted to meet, dare say
should never run across you!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16

We could not improve the quality if
paid double the price. De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve is the best Salve that ex-
perience can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
Dissatisfied.

Roberts-There's one thing don't like
about our national motto. p,
Peters - What - Pluribus Unumi
What's the matter with it,
Roberts--Parts its name In the middle
BROOKLYN Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drag Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
Choice RecipeS

How to excite sympathy-Tell any wo-
man that you've just been Tilted by
some other woman.
How to keep friends-Stay away from
them.
How to be rich-Be born into q wealthy
family.
How to get married-Decide to be a
bachelor forever.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16

All the talk in tho world will not con-
vince you SO quickly as one trial of De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve for scalds,
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
Establishing q New Ratio.

A New York man says he has discarded
that old idea of giving $4,000 education
to $500 boy and $500 education to a
$4,000 girl.
There's nothing like making education
pay.-Houston Post.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
A Strain on the state Lines.

Mr.. Beacon (of Massachusetts, You
say your friend was born near the bound
airy of Rhode Island; what boundary do
you refer to?
Mr.. Spotter (of Texas)-All four.
-puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
A Summer Idyl.

They were sitting in the twilight
Where the waves break on the sand,
And an arm was wound around her,
They were clasping hand to hand,
And she bent little closer
Toward face sunkissed with tan.
And to Susie Mamie whispered,
Don't you wish we'd see o mani"
New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
Do Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
Once Enough.

I went over to Philadelphia to-day.
Did you? Why thought you had been
there once before.-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16

"Was the charity ball success'"
"Oh, my, yes. Our deficit was only Sis,
and the charity society will have to pay It. !"
.-Tit-Bits
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
The Paint the Place For Him,

The Pulpit the Place For Him.
I've just knocked the devil out of the
editor, said the excited subscriber.
Brother! cried the minister, you ought
to take the pulpit; the church needs you.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
A Personal Reflection.

What has become of tho handsome
yonng woman that used to be hereP in
quired the regular customer at the dairy
lunch establishment.
Which handsome young woman? asked,
the blonde maiden behind the counter
haughtiIy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
Tho Virtue of Necessity.

UItumtHUUWS-f1UW UeW jays UUeS WUTk,
Far!
Fartheringham-Well, Glen, we could
not exist if others did not produce de NEG.
essaries of life.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16
The Daily Non Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
True TO life.

Fangs -Buskin is, without doubt, the
most realistic aud artistic actor in the
world
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16

Bangs-Why do you think so?
Fangs-When the audience called for
him after his death scene, he was carried
before a curtain in coffin.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16

Chicago Tribune
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-16

ATANAs1o ROMERO,
Clerk.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02

a few months after INV fathers death
he infant soi. who ,lat been plnlng him
self i'll for papa" WAS lying one night
in his mothers arms On the next
morning she said to her sister. ALI il
going Z" die The child had no definite
disease. but WAS wasting away and 1t
was argued To her that the returning
spring would restore the health lost dur
ing the winter No" was her wer
He Was lying asleep III my arms last
night. and William rher husband) came
to me and said that he wanted Alf with
him. but that | might keep the other
two" In vain she was assured that she
had been dreaming; that it was quite
natural that she should dream abont her
husband. and that her anxiety for the
child had given the dream its shape.
Nothing would persuade her tina she
had not seen her husband or that the in
formation he had given her was not true
So il was no matter Of surprise to her
when in the following March her arms
were empty and a waxen form lay life
less in the baby's cot.-Mrs. Annie Be-
SAINT.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02
PLAYS For Young Girls.

May wise mothers think that the
theater should be reserved for adult life
They regard it as "A stimulanr and to he
unnecessary for the growing mind. It
may be compared 10 those drugs which
relieve headache by affecting the heart.
Still the mother who would make of
her girl IA woman holy and wise" will
not exclude tie theater. But outside of
some special representations of Shake
speare she will select only simple PLAYS.
such as RIP Van Wrinkle" Sweet Law
ender," wholesome comedy where the
deep passions Of life are not exhibited.
where the sinful follies of youth are not
presented for sympathy and for commits.
GRAFTON.
There Is one other class of plays which
she may some time allow for the same
reason that she cheerfully provides ro-
nance in books, and hat is the real, old
fashioned melodrama in which the hero
Is triumphant. the villain is brought To
justice and al comes out right in the
end. Such a treat is like the ..frolics'
at surprise parties and straw rides. which
we're enjoyable because of their rarity
New York Times.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02
MOu rninU P8Der,

Mourning paper is a satire in itself. It
wears the deepest possible black margin
for the first six months. say. Then il
grows a little narrower. Is that a sign
that you are not mourning so much as
lou were during the first half year:
Next year it Is narrower still. The grief
is greatly mitigated. The third year i,
Is a mere streak. Your sorrow does not
amount to much now. The next year
the black border has entirely disap-
peared. Does that mean that you have
forgotten your bereavement? That would
be the logical Interpretation. and yet in
the case of how many whose stationery
has gone through this diminishing per.
spective to the vanishing point the sor-
row has been even more bitter after
years perhaps than it was at first.-Boy
ton TRANSCRIPT.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02
Only little Thing.

A hospital for incurables IL a very
uoble and worthy charity. and ! am glad
that no prominent city Is without Il pro
vision for this class of sufferers. wish,
however. that the brutally descriptive
name If such institutions could be 50
modified as not to coptaip the death war
rant OF every person received within
their doors. a place to die IN is not a
cheerful title for ones last earthly home,
and the omission Of this reminder from.
the official me could SO easily be SUI
piled III the rules for admittance that to
parade it seems worse than useless. b
is wonderful how Il little consideration
swcetens the bread of charity.
once visited Il home for BROKEN down
yentlefolks. presided ovag by u woman
who made giving and receiving alike
blessed. | alluded tlloughtlessly to the
old people as inmates" We never
call them inmates" said she /, II u tone
of gentle reproof. Il always have then.
spoken of AS guests 1t makes SO little
difference to us and so much to them
Kate Fields Washington.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02
AMONG HE GEMS.

Pliny in the frs. century was the fir,
writer To describe the diamond.
The Regent diamond, the properly of
he French government. weighs 1876
carats and is valued mt 1000. 900 francs.
The finest eIlerald in Europe belongs
20 the ear. II weighs only 30 carats.
out is of perfect color and transparency.
The MeSicans carved the emerald with
wonderful skill. using only siliceons
powder and copper tools alloyed with
tin.
The royal crown of Great Britain Is
composed almost entirely of diamonds,
pearls and rubies. weighs 80 ounces and
) pennyweiyhts troy and is valued at
81. 2aOO. 900.
The ruby, sapphire, oriental topaz,
oriental amethyst. oriental aquamarine.
oriental chrysolite. h%yacinth. star ruby.
star sapphire. star topaz, are all corun.
dums Of different colors.
Cortez obtained in Mexico five emer-
aids of wonderful size and beauty. One
was cut like a rose. another in the shape
of a horn. a third in that Of a fish with
diamond eyes. y fourth like a bell with
a pearl for a clapper. the fifth was a cup
with a foot of gold and with four little
each ended with a large pearl
st Louis Globe Democrat.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02
Hers tn Keen.

A cold, gray dawn filled the eastern
sky with uncertain twilight.
Here and there "A feathered songster
piped tentatively. AS if doubtful Of the
proprietv of making such demonstration
as would lead the world to believe it was
morning.
In the sleeping car II solitary head in
curl paper might have been perceived
To prolrule from the curtains of the third
berth from the en- :.
A pair Of dark. soulful ewes pierced the
gloom.
The curtains swayed.
A form annearel. paused for an IN
stanf and stole like. n shadow alon.. the
aisle.
The dark. .oulful eyes yliitered with
triumph.
at is mine. ii is mine.'
The form fitted into Undressing oom.
slammed III" door and piled furniture
against it.
And when the other Women in the car
heard the so,lni their hearts wrra i!"ayy
with despair.
Where. oh. where" they maanel i'll
anguish Of spirit.
With the thought e the day 10 come
their hearts grew bitter an. they rallied
against tai".-Detruit tribune.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02
Why People Dislike . Book Agent

what is there about a book agent q
. peddler of any kind that is SO distaste-
full to the ordinary citizen Of today"
said Martin Cole. THE efforts Of these
people to make q living ID conscientious.
and | am positive there is no work on
the face Of the earth that is half SO
wearisome or soul trying ~ this one
thing of canvassing books. There 10 no
satisfaction i'll it and not even a good
living. Every one turns with disgust
from the book agent. Probably it u
because people cannot brook anything
outside of the regular lines of trade.
They prefer to have things in their pro-
per places-books in a book store, candy
In a candy store and the like throughout
the long lis Of earthly articles that
we use. Then they want the stores close
at hand, so that they can rush out and
secure what they want, paying spot cash
for it.
These are what people tzrm the b
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02

An English periodical says disappoint-
ment in authorship over there sometimes
has tragic results Recently 4 gentle.
man committed suicide because he had
had ali article rejected. and a confec-
TONERS assistant shot himself because
though he had written several books
they were all rejected The al goes
on sagely: Yet ne went ON WI -.ay to
the last. unable to see that he WAS pro-
dncing what was moi wanted. Nova
days there is a market for what is good
in any class of literature. and the writer
who cannot secure a publisher may rest
assured either that he is not ready for a
public appearance. or that he has been
denied the gifts with which he fancies
himself to be endowed.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02

H. addition to the prize story of 80 pages there
are 30 racy short stories, sketches. poems and
wittici.fn- from the old iss,rs of Town Topics.
that famous and spicy New York journal known
wherever English is read. No book published
this year will afford such delicious entertain
ment for hours Of summer leisure and travel.
What TIE Independent says:-"Once again
New York. fashionable society quarterly vol
unae. Tales From Town Topics has made its
appearance. The tales are spicy and the topics
inexhaastihle. Some of the tales skirt along
the very edge of danger, but q firm hand holdr
them back within the bounds Of a wholesome
sen-e of proprlefs.
All news aud book stands OF send price. 4,
cents, To TOWN TOPICS. q West I'D Street.
New York.
r., 90 pays TBRE months TRIAL subscrip-
tion to Town Topics and you will get any back
number Of Tales From Town Topics FREE.
Town Topics 800 per year.
LIBERAL CLUB OFFER Town Topics and
'TaIe. From Town Topics will both be sent one
Town f"pcs, the great 32-r,age weekly, Is uni
versaliy recognized a. the most complete weekly
journal in the world,
II. "Saunterings'' columns are inimitable.
It, society news. especially Of the doings Of the
~ of New York, BeetoH. PhilaaelrhIa, Chicago
and all over the world. - not egnalied by any
newspaper. Its Financial Department Is au-
thorits wi'l al BANKERS aud brokers. Its
''Afietd ard Afutt'' makes it the most interest
ing pnIrr far al lny.T- 81 sporf-yachting. foot
hall. rowing ehuufiag fishing. etc. lts.'on the
iesqHP-- poems aud Jokes are the cisyerest. Its
stnrie- are oT tae best yriters-aniaug them
Amelie Rive, F, Marion Crawford Iairan Hav-
thorue. Edgar Fawcett. Jerome X. jerome, iiii-
bart Parker. Mary j. Hawker f"Lsuoe Fai
coner@Y Barry Pain, Paul Boursc;, etc.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02
The Dwarf Palm Of Algeria.

The dwarf palm, which furnishes con.
siderable quantities of fiber, grows in
great profusion in Algeria and is n OF
the principal obstacles to the clearing of
the land. SO thickly does it grow and 40
difficult to pull up. Its roots. in shape
resembling carrots, penetrate into the
ground to the depth of a yard or more.
and when its stem only is cut it sprouts
out again almost Immediately. As it,
name indicates. this palm is very small.
and a only attain a certain height
when protected. a. in the Arab GENE.
teries, for example. Monde Econom
lone
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02

Some prodigiously large volumes have
been printed 1T the government print
ing office in il wonderfully short time.
Forinstance. the Revised Statutes. which
constitute 4 voi,ure of l.03s clos! "
printed pages. We're set up. proof r. al
three times. prinrei and delivered in
bound form to the horse Of representa-
tives between j oc'o.k. T.. m. on u
"Wednesday and |. o.i,rk. NOON. on Tie
followin Satur.laN-an interval of only
81 hours. Perhaps the greatest , ufk ri
printing eve undertaken anywhere was
the publication Of 10000 copies of thu
records of the war of the rebellion in l2C
roval octave volrn,es of SOO pages each.
at Il total cost of 81 .to. 900 for printing
and binding.
This sin-i- Publication viii require.
over 5000 printers realms of white pa
per to print it. and the composition will
probably exceed 300. utN. UMO. tnW ems.
There will he when the work is finished
not less tina I...,np.th0 actual books OF
500 pages each. These figures dwarf
those If the largest encyclopedia ever
published in ;Ay t''i.ntry or III any Ian.
suage.-Wa ;.iu,;eI star.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02
snakes On the isles Of ShOnl..

The Isles Of Shoals, mere rocks STANG
ing ~ miles from the New Hampshire
coas in II cold sea. are alive with snakes.
On a hot day one will see dozens of them
running in ard out OF the DOGGY places
or summing themselves on the bare ridges
They are nothing to he afraid of, how.
ever. for they are Of only II variety
the common little green snake that vel.
dom grows to IL length of 2 feet.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02

Colonel Nii!i"r>l". i. t" whom we
have frequently referred ~ IL the
meane>t man in Harl IN. has been in
poor health for s,-3" months past. The
principal calise Of his feebl.n.ss is hi.
Inwillingilr>S to feed himself with suf
ficient~ colion>n-ss.
4 few days ago Will. he was taking
the air he met DIR. Perkins S%oonoyer.
Witnersp'on thought this was IL good
chang. 10 get e"nie medical advice with
II l,aving for it.
How do v"n do this morning. colo
nell asked i}r. Soonov.r.
Poorly. at.lnr For some tim. past
| lav.. been suffering from weakness.
As v"n see. | can hardly walk. What
shall take, doctor"
Take Il cab" replied the doctor
grufhy ~ he strobe nif.-Texa. Siftinys.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02

gitimate lines of trade. and they are.
Then when a peidler arrives, the mer-
chant or the ordinar.y citizen immediate
y figures out that anything that must
be brought about to him to effect a sale
must not b. good. II is outside the L.
yitiniate line. anaif it We're good it would
simply b- placed upon the market
through the ordinary channels anil left
for the public to conceive its merits. So.
then. ! ii-urruu that this dissatisfaction
witt, hooi, agent aud the like resolves it.
self int" the great law of order. which 10
al innate desire III the heart IF every
one."-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02

Another Of the unproti;ahl. hines il
New jersey has been abandoned by the
Pennsylvania company. This time it is
the Barnega, extension of the Long
Beach railroad.
The St. Paul has completed and is now
using its double track between Chicago
AMI Milwaukee,. The construction work
is equal To the hest on the line. 80 pound
rails la.ing used.
Til. Pennsylvania is Preparing ,o equir
hs lig depot III .Iers,s City with an elab-
CRATE hr'' nf'lrant system that will do
away with 10 n great exteN tie teliuu,
iaoors of the fire brigade.
Ii ex-pre.i,leni Mcleod M-r. to visit
the Readings general Offices in P.1ilalrl-
phia. he would hardly recognize them. %
many changes in the force having been
effected since his retirement.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02

McSwine's gun is a prodigions cavity
in the cliffs on the coast of County Done
gal. Ireland, into which the tide ruslIes
9th such force AS to produce a sound
like the booming OF a cannon which can
he heard 70 or 30 miles away.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02

The largest private collection Of min
erals in America is supposed 70 be that
off Clarence l. BeInant OF P~hladelphia.
Its estimated value is Sl25 Dee
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02

1t Is once more current in society tina:
the Prince of Wales is endeavoring to
modify mems evening dress and that the
usual swallowtalls are to he replaced
by IA black or dark colored short Goa,
and also that knee breeches are to be
worn.
The Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1893-1901, 1893-08-02

Duyai, the Paris anarchist, said he
should like 10 shake somebody's hand
before he died. and that Was all, Du, Lis
sentence was commuted.