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The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
Extras for Buggies.

Carriage aud buggy tops, carriage
and buggy wheels, buggy bodies, cush
ions, lazy backs, springs, 5th wheels,
shaft thackles, prop nuts, prop joints,
boots, storm aprons, shaft tips, single
trees, shafts in pairs or odd poles
breast yokes, pole circles, dashes, dash
rains, seat handles, etc., cart wheels
and springs, at
I. P. SPARKS e. Son.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
rOxClrY ATTORNEY.

TIVE NEWS Is authorized to announce james
A Harrison, Esq. a. candidate for reelection
to the Office Of city attorney at the April cleo
don,
THE Nyws Is authorized to announce Mr.. ~
@ II. ] ark a. ach ndidate for the office of city
attorney a; The April election.
THE NEWS Is Authorized to announce John W
Davis as a candidate for city attorney at the
April election.
TIE NEWS IL authorized 10 announce Eugene
&c Easter ng "a a candidate for city attorney
Of the Ap II election.
w. b. FAKES.
The NEWS Is authorized to announce w. X.
Fakes as candidate for city attorney al the
April election.
THE NEWS Is authoriz, d tDanrOunce Judge
". II Les -ing u candidate for city attorney
at the az. 'roaclling city election
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
NEW TRAINING SCHOOL.
Professors Charles Harper and
March Chrlstol in a Com
mendable Role.

Professors Charles Harper and
March Christol, the latter from Paris,
France, and light weight champion OF
the world, will open an athletic train
ing school on April 3, at s p m. They
will .each boxing, wrestling, fencing
and club swingiug-everythiug that
could be secured at any training
school in the country. The best results
will be attained physically.
Rates $40 for either system. Apply
at room GA Provident building
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
Interesting Data.

Globe'Democrat.
The people of this country sent co.
100000 kilograms in 1902
The first cotton mills were erected
at Beverly, Mass in 1857.
The lInited States produces Go, 900
tons of butter aud cheese.
The United States produces $685.
100000 pounds of tobacco
The hottest place III the United
States is Death Valley, lao degrees.
The United States contains 1874 900
square miles Of coal fields
The cotton crop of the United
States in 1892 wss 9,03S 1O7 bales.
In 1872 the whale fishing was be-
gun by vessels from Nantucket.
The first water pipes were bored
logs, used in New York in l716
The first American brooms were
made in Philadelphia in 1890
In 1890 2t,3O6,905 gallons of wine
were made in this country.
Over 10000, 900 hogs are annually
slaughtered in this country.
There are 2A2 life saving stations on
the coasts of this country.
by the emsnci patton proclamation
3,oo5, ~ slaves were freed.
A tree planting day has been estnb-
ished in thirty-elght states
In 1892 there were 4i1 ,59l miles Of
post routes in this country.
There are 369,63i teachers in the
district schools OF this country.
In 1890 there were 81, 329 prisoners
in our jalls and penitentiarles.
The National debt in 1890 was
Sl4 63 per head of the population.
The Grand Army of the Republic
has a membership of 400 43S
Parliament established in ITO =
postal system for the colonies.
Dir. j. Greenwood, of New York,
was the first dentist, about 1888
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
JUDGE McFADIN OLE TAYLOR Tn,

JUDGE McFADIN OF TAYLOR TIE
Wrote as follows Dec 2, 80. --Gents,
recently suffered no little from very stub
born infiamed sores on my hands. / bo'1
? bottle of Saxet from my druggist, and
before had taken all of It the inhamms-
tion DISAPPEARED and the sores healed up
at once"
! hereby certify to the correctness OF the
Shovs statement. +. I. Cook. n. n.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
Buoklen's Arnica Salve.

The best Sslve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chappcd
hands, Chilblains Corns, and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles,
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
TO give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded Price 20 cents per box
For sale by w B Morrison & Co.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
NO Experiment..

In reaching Austin, San Marcos,
San Antonio, etc, via International
and Great Northern railroad, Two
daily trains each way. Insist upon
your ticket reading via Hearne OF
Taylor and the interr alional and
Great Northern railroad. Terfec,
roadbe d, magnificent equipment.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
ANNOUNCEMENTS
FOR CITY MARSHAL.

r,, NEWS Is authorized t. a nounce ". G..
80, - as a candidate for city marshall at the
i irrl election
r.r NEWS is Authorized 30 announce j II .
,,.,son rs Candidate for city marshal a. the
hpufil election.
Tuy NEWS Is authorized to announce Ar c.
sell as candidate for re re-, election to the o;nce
sSicty marshal at the April election;
.roore as candidate for city marshal at the
.rrsulr election April A.
rur NEWS IL authorized to announce Sam S.
uaII az a candidate Cor city marshal at the
April election
Tuv NEWS is authorized to announce Buck
p,nnn a. candidate for city marshal at the
sipril electi IL.
ruE NEWS is authorized to announce MIR.
,,nn d. Kendricx as candidate for city
rarshal at the pril oleotou:
rus new Is authorized to snnnunoe ".
s,dh,rr RS Il candidate for city marshal at the
ipri election
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
A STRAIGHT TICKET
Adopted by the Candidatee this
ing--Alphabetical Order.

Adopted by the Candidatee this
Morning Alphabetical Order.
All the candidates for city Offices
at the ensuing municipal election met
this morning in the mayors court
room and decided upon form OF
ticket to be used. 1t was decided to
adopt simply straight ticket, with
the names Of candidates arranged in
alphabetical order.
The following is the ticket.
CITY ATTORNEY.
John w. Davis.
Eugene Il Easterling.
w. b Fakes.
Jas. A. Harrison.
w H Leasing.
M. G.. II. Park.
CITY SECRETARY.
w. c. Cooper
II w. Jablonowski.
6. A. Torrenco.
CITY MARSHAL
w G. Clay.
Sam S. Hall
j. H Hopson.
John ID. Kendrick
Miller Moore.
ALT G. Neill.
jim Pettigrew.
Buck Pippin.
J. w. Sedberry.
TAX ASSESSOR AND COLLECTOR
S B. Humphreys.
r.. 6 Pld,ocke.
Stark West.
CITY TREASURER.
j X. Rose.
W. w. Seley.
ALDERMAN FIEsT WARD.
X. J. Goode.
Il. &. Tibbs.
ALDERMAN SECOND WARD.
A Symes.
]. f. Ulsnder.
ALDERMAN THIRD WARD.
J. + Bripkerhof.
Phil kirkpatrick.
l.. II Woodward.
ALDERMAN FOURTH WARD.
w. + Hawkins.
S. E. Waters.
ALDERMAN FIFTH WARD
j. F. Herbert
A. Payne.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
What Next?

Climax Pills act on new prirci-
pie through the nerves and stomach
and regulate the whole system.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

ARE YOU MADE miserable by
Indigestion, Constipation, DiEsiness.
Loss of Appetite, Yellow Skin? Shi
loh's Vitalizer Is = positive cure. For
sale by Williamson Drug company.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
Creme dc la Creme.

Not as applied to the social stand
ing of person, bat have the finest
cream cheese ever brought to Waco
at l2I cents per pound. John r.
Edgar, successor to Joe s Thompson.
LEE STUART Manager.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
Rheumatic Pains.

In one minute the Climax Oil will
relieve rheumatic, sciatic, hip, kidney,
chest, and all mue ocular pains, and
weakness. Don't fail to try it. Sold
by all druggists at 80 cents and 81 a
bottle.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
For Sale. Chaap.

Four fine jacks and good farm
buggy Apply to usiah f. Baker
Crawford, Texas.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

Carbolincum Is the great Hood
Presctva,ive for fence posts, sheds,
roots, barns, floors, etc. Investigate.
AN sole agent for Waco
e. II. SMITH.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

Climax O shou d be in every
house; the best family medicine on
the market for all pain, collie and
nervous troubles. For sale by all
druggists.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

Bargain Bitters Promotes digos.
ton, invigorates the system, improves
the appetite and eliminates impurities
Of the blood Sold at DR.. Keowns
new drug store, 722 Austin Avenue.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

16i5. Billy Kellum(sp venire).
7343. Ed. Shields
FRIDAY APRIL 2S
,G4i. Oils W. David.
1927. John d. Phillips.
SATURDAY, APRIL %
1905. SA KING, alias Il R Win
gate
765l. Will Sides.
1864. Henry Griffin.
MONDAY, MAY |.
1861. lvison O'Neil.
7l30. Lee Freeman.
7343. William and Frank Edwards,
7I41. Leo Freeman.
TUESDAY, MAY2
$500. Melton and Dunlap Especial
venire)
WEDNESDAY, MAY 3
749l. Joe Harrigan.
7ll2. VIM Condro.
NIB VIM Lambert.
1921. M q Holt.
1922 NJ G Holt.
7545. A A Houston special venire)
THURSDAY, MAY A
1869. T NJ Carter.
1894 J FL Griffin.
66S3. Ben Moore
695S. w H Camp.
FRIDAY, MAY s.
1925 Will aud Cecil Clark.
1927 w H Coster.
7426. w H Coster.
74l9. Arthur Weir.
74l9. Mabel Weir.
SATURDAY, MAY s.
1882 G A Simms.
1856 w w Mooreland.
1915. Shorty Byss.
MONDAY, MAY s.
1908. W E Williams Especial We
nirc)
TUE.DAY. MAY 3.
1913 j l. Scott.
7214. Bill Eckles.
6434. S A Nalley.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 10.
1920 John p Moore.
1878. VIM Weise.
1882. Jim Sypert.
THURSDAY, MAY III.
ISIS Frank Sutherland.
1919. Frank Sutherland.
cHYYI nII1cs INI1p Ii Ill -
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
For lame back, side or ohess, uss
3hiloh's Porous Plaster. Price rs
cents. Sold by Williamson Drug %,

e. +. Smith is the reliable painter
and paper hanger OF Waco, and guar
antees satisfaction, 40l Austin av-
enue.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

Climax Pills will cure you if your
stomach and liver is out of orderly
them.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

Go to the Lion Drug Store for your
garden seed Yon always get the
lest.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

East WACO dirt is coming into de-
mand. Kirkpatrick has some nice
building lots and will give you bar.
gain, Call on him.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

The largest, newest and clranest
stock of carriages, bogeies md phae-
tons and carts in tho CITY at
Il. 7. SPARKs & goN's.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

Farmers, remember ihat Tucker
has received for your planting large
shipment of BackeYe peas.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

Do You Eat Cheese
If you do 60 to Jno. A Edgar's
for tho finest cream cheese 10 the city
at III cents per pound.
LEE STUART, Mangr.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

Climax Pills cure liver ills, jaun-
dice, biliousness, sick headache and
constipation. % cents box at all
drug stores.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

For rheumatism, govt and all paia
use nothing but Climax Oil.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

Boys Waists! Boys Waiets.l
Star Waists, Mothers Friend, and
large variety of styles.
LEVINE Bros.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

Fine Cream Cheese at l24 cents
per pound, 400 Franklin street, at
Jno. r. Cigars.
LEE STEWART, Manager.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

Is it not about time you were get
ting that new hair brush for wife i.
Largest stock in the city at Morrison's
Old Corner Drug Store.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
FOR CITY TREASURER.

We are authorized to announce W. W. Seley,
asa candidate for recollection to the Office OF
sI.v ,Iessrrer at the ensuing election Arril 4.
THE NEWS is authorized to announce MIR
Lain X ,se as u candidate for city treasurer
1t the Aplil election
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
-ou ASSESSOR AND COLLECTOR

we are authorized to announce 9 B.
aumpheys a. candiasts Tor REELECTION to the
.NS electiou, April
X, G. PI0CocKB.
Tur NEWS is authorized to announce II. g
ptcocke as a ca adj date for city assessor and
collector at the April election.
STARK WEST.
We are authorized to announce Stark West ~
,csndidste for asse scr aud collector at the
,sns,iug election APRIL 4th
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
An Organ For Sale.

An excellent new organ-no second
hand affair. Cal! a, THE News office.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

SHILOH'S CATARRH REMEDY
"A positive cure for catarrh, Diph-
iberia and Canker Mouth. For sale
~ Will, mson Drug company.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

sHILOH'S COUGH and Con
sumption Cure IL sold BY a. On >
guarantee. II cures oonfsmptieH
Sold BY Williamson Drug 90.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30

SHILOH'S CURE will Immediately
relieve Group, Whooping Cough and
Bronchitis. For sale by Williamsos
Drug company.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1893-03-30
roe CITY SECRETARY.

TUT NEWS !s authorised to announce W. G.
no,uer a. 4 candidate for city secretary at the
April election
THE FEwsi s authorized to announce Il. w.
,.blonowski IA 8 candidate for city secretary
ssthe April election
We are authorized TO announce Mr. G. A.
rorren es ca didate for city secretary at
he election In April
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1893-12-27
Ho.r to Seat a Letter.

The ability to seal letter correctly
is said to b. one Of the lost arts. In the
good old days of goose quills, loose sand
for blotting, aud fine sealing wax for adj
hesiye purposes, delcacy aud dexierity in
putting the wax into the right place with
out burning ones fingers, was necessary
part Of liberal education. Nowadays
the art has almost passed cut Of remem'
brance. Here is the correct method OF
sealing letter: When the letter is ready
Law the seal on the table, at your right
hand, aud in such a position that when
used the impression may be square aud
right side up. Then hold the wax above
the flame Of the gas or candle, but not
near enough to burn. When the wax
has been gradually softeued apply IL,
with a circular movement, upon the place
to be sealed rub it we'll around and
down until you have circle Of proper
size and thickness. The wax, still soft.
has cooled sufficiently to take clear
impression. Hold the envelope little
distance from the fame until the wax has
again become soft, then moisten the seal
and apply it. The result will be clear
cut impression. There will be no adhe-
sion Of wax to seal, no breakage, and DO
Irregular wax strings hanging about the
paper. The letter cannot be opened
without destruction Of the seal itself,
which, in old conventional style, will
serve as a remembrance Of the sender and
Of the security Of the contents Of the
lofter
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1893-12-27
Rurdette on Tobacco.

Gen. Bob Burdetle, the lecturer and
humorist, tells the following story
81 was going down to some Illinois
town to deliver my lecture on the Rise
and fall of the mustache. and was sitting
in the smoker reading paper and puff
flag away at Havana. | noticed
clerical looking individual in front Of me.
What he was doing in the smoking car |
could not imagine, but soon found out
He was there to see tue evil OF it, for
you couldn't have hired him to smoke
We had not gone far when he turned to
me and said Ny friend, do you know
how much money you have burned up in
the useless habit of smoking ! told him
[ hadn't figured on it, He asked me
how long l had been smoking and how
many cigars, on an average, | smoked in
day. | told him as nearly as | could
remember. Well, the fellow found out
that had smoked up enough money to
build me nice home. 1t staggered me
for minute, but | braced up aud deter
mined | would not let him get ahead Of
me that way. Why, my dear sir said
[, while it may be quite true that have
smoked enough cigars in NY life to equal
together with compound interest, $4,000
or such a matter, give you my word Of
honor that during that time | have been
able, amid the soothing influence Of those
cigars to concoct schemes whereby have
skinned my friends out Of $4,000 at
least So 1 figure [ am ahead in the long
rum OF course the good brother was
very much shocked and possibly gave me
up as a very bad case.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1893-12-27
The Kind Of Bird He Vas.

Eight little negro boys cot on Niaga-
"a street car. They had been out to St
Mary's to rehearse something or other
(they we're choir boys and they were
then on their way TO St. Pauls. The
women IN the car talked to them and
asked them all sorts of questions. They
all talked willingly, except one little fell
low. and he seemed to be the butt OF
the other seven.
80 you all sing?" asked one of the
women.
"Yep," answered three Of the boys at
the same time.
"Then you are regular little black
birds"
ooh, no, ma'am. Blackbirds don't do
nothing but chirp. I'm canary"
Gan I'm a mockin bird" said anoth-
er, and each boy told what kind Of a
bird he was, until the eighth, the butt
before mentioned, was the only one who
had said nothing.
"And what kind Of a bird are you, my
little fellow ?" asked the woman.
Deed ma'am," he answered, 81 specs
1 must be chicken. gets it in the
neck so ofun. "-Bu6aio Express
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1893-12-27
4 rsias lllred.

Mrs. Jason came home the other even
ing with her face "wreaihed in smiles
as The noveisis have H.
"WelI, what are You grinning at p was
the cordial greeting Of her lord and mas
ter
Il beard something funny down town
she answered
"Well, what was ity
"Oh, nothing much | happened to-
meet little johnny Fig. who usel 70 keep
the apple slaad across tue way, you know,
and he's got better one down town now.
| asked him how he was getting along,
and he says to ME, oh, I'm still keeping
a stand, You see. thought it was the
eutest thing | had heard for good
while
ooh, you did. did you, Maria If ever
see where the laugh comes in, I'll try
and smile, even if have to get up in the
middle Of the nigat to do So wa, his
crushing reply. to which she deigned no
answer.
About , o'clock in the morning Mr..
Jason was awakened from dream Of
being stabbed by masked assassin, TO
find his wife eaergelically nudsieg him
below the iflh rib.
"Oh. Jehiel, had that wrongs she
twitterei ia tone ofone who has made
Il great discovery. johnny said bis
business was at staudslill. You see
the point now, don't your
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1893-12-27
Hhy she Asked


An old lady in Ogleihrope county. Ga,
boarded the northbound II. & d. train.
At every station she funneled her hand
to her ear and screamed out to the con-
ductor
Us this Tocco &c r.
Annoyed by her persistent query, the
conductor said
"Madam, when we get to Tuecoa will
let you know
Presently party of picnickers got
aboard aud the conductor, in the confu.
sion of getting the ladies all seated, pass
ed Toccoa and several other small stations
before his promise to the old lady recur-
red to him.
Remembering that, according to re.
cent ruling of the railroad commissioner
Of Georgia, the tenure Of bis position was
ieoparded by such negligence. he ordered
all the brakes on, and At The end of fifteen
minutes he had backed into Toccoa.
Madam he said, reaching out for
The old lady's bandbox and green cotton
umbrella, "tbis is Toccoa."
The train was already half au hour
late and his accent was impatient.
"lhankee sir thankcc," reaching and
fambing down into her green reticule and
finally fetching out a little round box,
my sis Sue told me mustn't forget to
take nay pill when | got at Tocco.ie.'
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1893-12-27
Hotel bookkeeping.

Talking abou, bookkeeping" said
Mili Brisbine, whom everybody knows,
to Yankioa Press and Dak0ta reporter,
"there used to be a man in Yankton
whose system for keeping accounts was
wonderfully efficient He kept hotel,
and he could neither read nor write. He
did not know how to spell his own name,
but he did thriving business, aud col
lected every dollar of his accounts. Oace,
years ago, when | first came-so this conn
try, went to his hotel and stayed there
two weeks. When | left he presented me
with a statement of what | owed him, and
it was curiosity. He had copied II
from his ledger At the top Of the sheet
there was a rude picture of soldier on the
march, and after it three straight marks.
Then there was scene showing a man
at a table eating. Thea appeared bed
with man in il. In the amount column
there was picture Of doll, aud after 1t
the two letters RS. After the picture Of
the man eating there were foriy-two
marks. After the view Of the man IN
bed there were fourteen marks. | looked
at the account and then a. the proprietor,
and told him il would take me 4 week TO
answer that conundrum. | was COM
pletely stumpel, aud when that hotel man
decphered the account for me II was this;
"The picture of the soldier walking
meant March, and The three marks sup
piled the date, March 3, when | began
boarding. The man at the table with
lorty.two marks after il indicated that !
had eaten forty-two meals. The man IN
the bed with fourteen marks showed that
had slept in the house fourteen nights.
The doll with the RS after it meant
dollars, and in the figure column ap-
peared the figures A. which was the
amount l owed him. And it was a true
bill"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1893-12-27
saee-ed Hts Teeth out.

The Puritan decorum which the audi
enceroom Of the Congregational Church
at Paichogue has inspired since the revi-
val Of last October was sadly broken re-
Gently, says the New York Tribune
During Pastor Colton's discourse the
sounds OF q mighty sneezs assembled to the
vaulted ceilings. The startled congrega-
ton glanced around just in time to see
Deacon Homan, who had only recently
been ordained, spring from his seat and
dart down the aisle after his false teeth,
which during that awful sneeze had shot
from his mouth as though from gun.
Just as the deacon succeeded in grasp
ing his teeth as they skaled over the reg
lister the audience grasped the situation
and roared with laughter, the deacon s
chauering on the iron register resouuding
through the church. The choir bid be-
hind the velvet curtains, the minister lost
his place, and The congregation was still
laughing as the tall deacon regained his
seat.
Then, as the minister was about to re-
sumo his sermon, a sneeze from the choir
lott set everybody laughing again at the
thought of the luckless deacons expert
ence with his teeth.
1t is though! that Deacon Homan will
be waited upon by the pastor aud bis
brother deacons and requested to 60 out
in the vestibnle when he feels real good
sneezs coming on in church again, so that
the services may not be broken up and
he may have a clear field in which TO
chase his teeth should they get away
again.