Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1893-10-20
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

good all-around man-Ihe man
in the moon.
Penury is very often the unexpected
wages of the pen. Puck.
Prosperous BARRIERS are even shaving
checks now.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
For spin on the road the proper
thing, of course, is u ''top" buggy
Boston Courier.
A man who is in society and wants
to keep in must be continually going
out. Statesman.
Money may be tight, but there's no
reason for its getting paralyzed.- -
Philadelphia Times.
All men are born equal-but some
are born more equal to the emergency.
Worlds Fair Puck.
The fellow who doesn't think at all
usually sets up for free thinker. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Silence is golden, but you have never
realized how golden until you have to
buy it,-Atchison Globe.
While vacation always begins with
it always ends with scarcity of
them. .-Baltimor American.
Some of these banks are carrying
the early closing movement altogether
too far. Baltimore American.
This is the season of the year in
which you can get what you do not
want real cheap. Texas Siftings.
When a parliamentary division ends
in free fight both the eyes and nose
are apt to have it.-Lowell Courier.
If you want to make sure your ad-
vice will be taken have it engraved on
your umbrella handle. Troy Press.
If it could only be put up in bottles
general humidity" would make fair
brand of glue. Philadelphia Record
Experience is teacher rare
And one whom none may snub
Sometimes she works with manners fair,
But mostly takes club.
Detroit Free Press.
The alligator grows as long as he
lives. And he sometimes lives as long
as ten or twelve feet Chicago Dis
patch.
"a we'll earned rest" said Fogg
when he was given the particulars of
Stixby's cremation. Boston Tran
script.
Johnnie "Papa, are despots hap
py?" Pappa--'I don't know. Ask
the hired girl Kate Fields Wash
ington.
OF course the report of the serious
illness of Queen Victoria is not true.
Her health Is pledged too frequently.
Boston Herald.
Proctor---''Well. it's only step
from the sublime to the ridiculous.
Lenox---"Ah, if it we're only step
back again. Vogue.
The Eton jacket is one of the most
absurd-looking things in the world
before pretty girl puts it on.-Shoe
and Leather Reporter.
The Baltimore police were paid in
silver dollars last week. And yet silver
dollars for coppers is not good ex-
change Boston Globe.
Landlady-"Let me help you ne
Saratoga chips" Mrs. Newboarder---
"No; I'll try the toothpicks. They
seem to be of softer wood, | think.
The Elizabethan ruff will be in vogue
in the fall and the fellow who attempts
10 kiss fashionable girl will "get il
in the neck. "-Philadelphia Record.
Ada-''Why does Clara speak of
George as her intended?' Are they
ongagel?" Aice-''No; but she in
tends they shall be- ~ Brooklyn Life.
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felt AT ease, with life content.
Tai fancy hrought the Ian iloris calls
Hs came, alas, 60 Sal the rent
Buffalo Courier.
Bridget "Ihere's man at the gate
With pigs feet, mum. Mistress
Gracious, Bridget, send him around
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Beloved Papa SAYS ho Heos no
reason why We shouldn't he married.
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Detroit Tribune,
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iostnu glrl at the chilAreus party,
much shocked, ~ ahall withdraw
Chicago Tribune
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