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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
A Rich Idea.

Oh, I say! said Reginald, I've an
dea for charade, don't you know. Tom
my Vanderbilt and could stand up with
my man in between US. Nobody'd ever
guess that We were mountains, with a
valley in between, Ell?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31

Tho Danger Point.
do not care how good and kind
A man may truly be,
Or how his heart within may glow
With pure philanthropy
do not care how much he dotes
Upon his fellow man,
Nor If he yearn mankind TO bless
In every way he can
/ do not care though gentleness
May all his soul pervade,
Or though Of kindness unalloycd
His every part be made
Take my advice and keep aloof,
Nor 10 him dare to speak
When he has had bowling cold
For just about q week.
Boston Courier.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and billiousness. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31

Little vegetable health producers: De
Wits Little Early Risers cure malarious
disorders and regulate the stomach and
bowels, which prevents headache and
dizziness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31

Frank Masterson has fitted up his
cabinet maker and carpenter shop, on
corner opposite Boletin Popular Office on
Water street. he Is prepared to do all
kinds of upholstering, cabinet making
and general carpenter work, with neat
ness and dispatch, and solicits tho public's
patronage. II you have any extra nice
Of dinaSult work TO do, give him call.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31

II consider Chamberlain's Cough Re-
medy specific for Group. 1t is very
pleasant to take, which is one of the
most important requisites where cough
remedy is intended for use among child
rem. have known of cases of Group
where know the life of little one was
saved by the use of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy" j. J. LAGRANGE, druggist,
Avoca, Neb. so cents bottles for sale by
A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Miles, Nerve Il Liver pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves: A new discovery. DR.. Miles
pills speedy cure billiousness, bad taste
1orpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equaled for men, woman, children. Small
est mildest, surest, so doses rs cts. Sam.
pies Free, at A. 9. Ireland, ir,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Ungrammatical.

$50, Waldo, you've come to court my
daughter'" said old man Gotham to thu
young Bostonian.
"Well, should hardly put it SO ingram.
matically, sir" said the young man with
dignity. II have come to catch your daugh.
ter, if possible. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
A GEN, Of Realism

A Gem Of Realism.
"The grip car clatters DER the street,"
The poet wrote. And then
He stopped without ryme for feet"
And couldn't start again.
But soon thought came unbesought;
He let his pencil drop.
"1t's perfect as it u.s." he thought,
cts come to a hopeless stop"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Suspected u swindle.

Policeman ION Stony Island avenue)-
Hi, there, hayseed' what are you settin
there on the sidewalk fur?
Uncle Joshua-I'm waitin' for a man
who wanted to take my watch to a
jewelers. to see if some dern scamp didn't
sWindle me on il.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Appreciative.

Wool-What is the matter with your
eye?
Van Pelt-Tried to convince an Irish
man that four-leaf clover was a sham
rock.
WOOL thought the four-leaf clover
brought good luck.
Van Petit does; didn't get away
alive?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. The result is specific for sick
headache, biliousness and constipation.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Legal Notice.

TIE PROBATE CouRr, SANTA FH Co.,
Santa Fe, N. NJ, Oct. 9, 1898.
In the matter Of the estate of Willis ].
Currier, deceased.
To whom IL may concern:
All persons having claims against or
indebted to the estate Of Willis ]. Cur
rier, deceased, are hereby required to pre-
sent the same within the time and in the
manner prescribed by Law.
JOHN SYMrNoToN,
Administrator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31

Our word describes it-"perfection.
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Salve
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is we'll known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Making the Best of It.

Good morning, Uncle Charlesl Did you
sleep well! Pm afraid your bed was rather
hard and uneven, butt
"Ohl it was all right, thanks l got up
now and then during the night and rested
bit, you knowr'-Punch.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31

''During my term of service in the
army contracted chronic diarrhea,"
says A. Z. Bedding, of Halsey, Oregon.
"Since then have used great amount of
medicine, but when found any that
would give me relief they would injure
my stomach, until Chamberlain's Cole,
Cholera and Darrhma Remedy was
brought to my notice. used it and will
say it is the only remedy that gave me
permanent relief and no bad results
follow" For sale by A. g. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Her Love Explained.

He-If you did not love me. why did you
encourage meP
Shell? Encourage your
He-For two seasons you have accepted
every one of my invitations to the theater,
etc.
She-That was not because loved you.
It was because loved the theater.-New
York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31

DR.. P. A. Skinner, of Texarkana
Arkansas, is an enthusiast in the praise
of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. He used it
for rheumatism, and says: ~ found it to
BIO the most excellent local remedy"
For sale by A. 9. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Then All Was Changed

"Your tickets were complimentary. were
they not?"
well" replied the man who had seen
a painfully amateur entertainment, ~
thought they were until saw the show."-
Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
The Degradation Of Art.

What's matter, Brushe? You look sad.
! am sad. I decorated set Of soup plates
for Mrs. Boodelle, and what do you sup
pose she does with them?
Give it mp. What!
Uses 'em for soup!-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
HIS Recollections Indistinct.

Du1on-Say! You have been drink
ing!
Drai1-Why-yes, little. Been hav-
ing time at the Stock Exchange. New
member joined this morning. Set up
the champagne, you know. That's the
custom.
All that fuss over one new member?
Yves. That's right. But my recollec-
tlon is that when came away I could see
five or six of him.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31

We could not improve the quality if
paid double the price. De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve is the best Salve that ex-
perience can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
He Had Never Heard Of the Install
ment Plan,

H0 H0Q never Heard or the INSTALL
ment Plan.
Darling, lay my heart and life at your
feet.
Oh, George!
I love sincerely, devotedly, ardently,
passionately-I love you more than can
tell. Be mine.
George, I will.
And you will engage yourself to me!
will.
Bless you, my darling. lam the hap
piest man in America tonight.
There was long delicious pause while
the compact was being sealed.
Then the maiden whispered:
Am I to have engagement ring, dearest!
Georges face grew pale, his lip CULVER
ed as he replied:
By and by, darling. I cannot give you
one for while.
You cannot? WhyP
The paleness of his face was succeeded
by deep flush, his brow grew dark and
his bosom heaved as he hoarsely answer
ed:
I'm just from the Fair, and I'm dead
broke.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31

All the talk in the world will not con-
vince you 80 quickly as one trial of De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve for scalds,
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles.
New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Utility.

Mrs. Murphy-An ply do they put all
thin wires an thin poles fur2
Mr.. Murphy-Sure if knew We were that
ignorant would never married ye. Yure
own common since moight tell yez that
they puts the wires an the poles to hould
the poles up.-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
COuIdn't Throw stones.

Mrs. D. C.-You can assure yourself my
husband doesn't revile our sex with talk
ing too much.
Mrs. N. G.-Why not?
Mrs. D. Giles member of the
Senate.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Rivers Philosophers.

1.-THE way to check a growing evil" said
Rivers, "is to go straight to the root of it,"
And with his teeth firmly set he submit
ted his tenderest com to the caresses Of the
chiropodist. Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Then It's susan !,

Then It's Susan Jane.
No one ever knows what girls right
name is until her wedding cards are sent
out.--Atchieon Globe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
No Danger.

Little Johnny-May hitch the dog to
my sled and have him pull mei
Mother-I'm afraid he'll bite you.
Little Johnny-It's the other end Pm 60
ing to hitch.-Good News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
NJ Trouble

No Trouble.
Did you have any trouble in getting a
seat coming home from the Fairs
Great Cmsarl no; only ten people were
on top of the car and there was room
for twenty more.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31

Perhaps some of our readers would
like to know in what respect Chamber
lains Cough Remedy is better than any
other. We will tell you. When this
Remedy is taken as soon as a cold has
been contracted, and before it has be-
come settled in the system, it will coun-
teract the effect of the cold and greatly
lessen it's severity, if not effectually cure
the cold in two days. time, and it is the
only remedy that will do this. It acts in
perfect harmony with nature and aids ma
ture in relieving tbs lungs, opening the
secretions, liquefying the mucus and
causing its expulsion from the air cells
of the lungs and restoring the system to
a strong and healty condition. No other
remedy in the market possesses these re-
markable properties. No other will cure
a cold so quickly or leave the system in
as sound condition. For sale by A. G..
Ireland, ir,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
A Deadly Dose.

The Publisher died of dose of ink
On day that was muggy and warm;
The tragedy's plain when one pauses to
think
That he took it in manuscript form
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Not Included In the salar,

INUC IHCIuUtH CIHU SHI8Tys
Merchant Catching his clerk making love
to his daughter during business hours)-
Why, Herr Muller what is thisi Do pay
you salary for this kind Of work.
Clerk-No, do it gratis.-Ulk.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
when Your Eye strikes This Stop
and Read It.

The famous hot springs Of Arkansas,
world renowned for their health qualities,
and as health and pleasure resort, can
be reached quickly in Pullman buffet
sleeping cars from Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo via the Missouri Pa
ciHc railway. Sufferers of ia grippe" in
fiusnsa, asthma aud kindred diseases can
obtain relief by a visit 70 this famous
sanitarium.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Advertiser.

October may have hazy views,
But she's very snterprising;
When summers foliage is marked down
She does all the advertising.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Believers All.

Bloomfield are very few infidels
in Arizona, New Mexico and the other
territories.
Bellefeld-Is that SO!
Bloomfeld-Yes; every man out there
believes in future state.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Advert Insinuation.

Maud-Dicky seems to be very timid.
He was afraid to kiss me last night.
Marie-I don't think he is timid. He
kissed me the other night.
Maud (spitefully)-That does not
show he isn't timid. He probably was
afraid to refuse.-Vogue.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Ideal.

There are places where oyster shells are
used for money, said the well-informed
man.
You don't say SO! just think of order
ing dozen raw at restaurant and giving
the girl and cash register the shells.
Washington Star,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures piles.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers.
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-10-31
Knew What 1t Was Like,

NHcW "HHC II WIS HIKo.
Citizen-Have you been to the board
of trade? o.
Visitor-No, but heard the Dahomey
people sing.
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just Right.

just 1Gl&nL.
IT'S now the prudent mother
Lets her children wildly rove,
Lest they hear their father talking
When he's putting up the stove.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-20
WILLIS AFRAID TO ACT.


General BeIlef IhAt the PrOvl&i0nolo
Were Ready for Anything.
WASHINGTON CRY. Nov. 10--lt has been
the chief fear of the friends OF the pro-
visional government of Hawaii in this
country that in its ignorance of public
sentiment here and at the first shock of
threatened action by the United States it
would Weld its authority. The fact is.
however, that for some time past the pro-
visional government has abandoned all
hope OF favorable action by the present
administration towards annexation. and
has been considering means to put itself
on permanent footing.
1t may be that the public and press have
come 10 q wrong conclusion as TO the extent
OF Minister Willis instructions. They
supposed Secretary Gresham's letter de-
claring what he thought ought to be done.
and President Clevelands declaration
that he agreed With the secretary's
opinions, meant that they were deter
mined 10 proceed accordingly. Yet some
people bellows the publication must have
been intended as an appeal to public
opinion for information as TO the course
To pursue. 1t is considered that the
chances of action by Minister Willis TO
restore the queen will be much lessened
after the news Of the reception accorded
Secretary Gresham's letter in this country
is read in the islands. The first news of
Secretary Gresham's letter ought TO reach
Honolulu by the steamer which left VAN
eouver Thursday or the one that left San
Francisco Friday, but last Sunday or
Monday chartered steamer left San
Francisco for Honolulu, having on board
communication from Minister Thurston
TO his government. This chartered
steamer should arrive at Honolulu today
or tomorrow. This would be after the
next steamer to arrive at San Francisco
sailed from Honolulu.
A prominent Democratic senator, .
member of the foreign relations commit
tee, who declined TO permit the use Of
his name. said tonight:
at seems very clear to me that Willis
has encountered a state OF affairs which he
has not been led 10 expect. The inference
is justified that when Minister Willis dis
covered that the feelings of the fnteiIicen.
people of the islands were favorable 20 the
present government he weakened in his
determination TO reseat the queen. II, in-
deed, the Dole administration has dis
played determination TO maIhtain its
position by force OF arms, there Is nothing
for Willis TO do but change his plans and
ask further Instructions. To have per-
sisted in landing marines for the purpose
OF forcing change OF government would
have been an act Of war, pnre and simple,
and no sane man can believe President
Cleveland ever contemplated such q move
g. that
The same senator expressed the view
iha. the islands ought TO be annexed TO
the United States. and said their govern
ment could be made simple ana easy by
constituting them part of the state of Cali
forn,a
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-20
BEN E. SNIPES' AFFAIRS,
He Says One Trustee Has Caused
the Whole Row.
RAT PRINTERS AT TACOMA.
4 Morning Paper Imports Cheap
Labor From Los Angeles.
RAT PRINTERS AT TACOMA.
News From the Cariia Relief Partv-A
Corpse Found Near Sumner-B Boedier
Iseases's Bond-Suicide Near salem,
Or.-rort Angeles Politics.

NORTH YAKIMA. Nov. io-TSpecial. r
Ben I. Snipes was seen today and ques-
toned relative TO the statement made in
dispatches recently TO the effect that he
had violated the terms of the deed of trust
made by him for the benefit of his eredi-
tors. Snipes said this was absolutely
false. At recent meeting his trustees ex-
amined that question and found it with
out The slightest foundation. Snipes says
he gave the creditors the security they
asked Tor. They had attorneys and were
advised by them that this deed most ef-
fectualiy secured all of his creditors. and
Judge Lewis and other eminent lawyers
have also concurred in this view. Snipes
says his object was and is 10 have his
property 60 to the payment Of his debts.
and not to have il 60 TO pay court costs
and lawyers fees.
Every one has been satisfied till recently.
when one of the trustees, DIR. Harris, of
Roslyn, desired Snipes TO deed him house
in Eilensburg at q much less figure than
its value. in payment of the amount Har-
ris had due him. Snipes and the other
trustees refused. in justice to the other
creditors. Since this time Harris has been
threatening proceedings. and no doubt the
recent kilograms from Roslyn are founded
upon his dissatisfaction and that of those
whom he may influence. Snipes says his
property If handled right will pay out,
and he would regret any misstep by any
creditor that would tie il up in litigation.
He says that his experience has been that
receivers and court expenses use up the
property.
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WASHINGTON, 1885,

went aiof., but before the order could
hc oeeyed the royal mast went
overheard. carrying Gustave Nelson
with il. Six sailors were in the rigging
when the crash came. but all except Mel
son were saved. None fell less than
forty feet. and several from still
higher elevations. No one was
prepared for the accident There was q
terrific report, followed by the falling Of
timbers and the tapping Of torn sails.
In the darkness there was great
confusion. and those on the deck
had no idea how many had gone TO the
bottora- The ships owners lose about
$ooo. The damage sustained was the
carrying away OF the main iopEnast, fore
royal mast, foretopgaiiant mast, foresky-
sail mast and all OF the yards except the
forwards
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-11-20
Leaks Out Through New York
@Herald's" Columns.
EVIDENTLY MUCH PREJuo,cEo.
lie Makes Out q Case In Favor Of
the Royalists.
willis Found the Frovisional Gov
srnaest Ready and Did Nos Dare
Astsmps Its Overthrsv.

NEW YoRk, Nov. la--The Herald this
morning prints under Washington City
date what purports 20 be large portion
of the report Of Commissioner Blount,
which it sums mp rs follow: Commits
sioner Blount's report will show that
Minister Stevens landed troops from the
Boston long before there Was any valid ex-
cuse for their prssence on Hawaiian soil.
declined to remove them when requested
todo so by the government. and when in
formed that the authorities were
willing and able to preserve
order and protect American interests.
The troops were stationed across the street
from the government building. in which
Minister Stevens knew the revolutionists
were about 10 read the proclamation, and
the revolutionist committee relied upon
American troops to protect them in the
act OF rebellion; that Stevens recognized
the provisional government accord
ing TO q preconceived programme, be-
fore that government obtained possession
of the departments and military power
at Honolulu, and the military power sur
rendered. as the queen surrendered, oniv
through awe OF the superior force of the
United States.
Commissioner Blount did his work with
great thoroughness. Duriag the five or
six months of his stay in
Honolulu he worked With q sim
gle purpose, to ascertain the truth
He secured statements from members
of the cabinet of the deposed queen; !;
from members of the committee of
safety which brought about the revolution !;
from officers of the Boston. and from
other persons, including the queen her.
self. Some of these persons were exam
ined by Blount, . stenographer being
present.
When the marines marched through the
streets it was with belts filled with ammu-
milton. also haversacks and canteens, and
attended by hospital corps with stretch
ers and medical supplies. The curiosity Of
the people on the streets was aroused, and
youngsters moro particularly followed the
troops to see what 1t was ali about. No
body seemed to know, 20 when the
troops found quarters the people
dispersed, most of them going
to a band concert at the hotel,
which was very fully attended, as it was q
bright moonlight night, all who were not
in the secret wondering ut the military
demonstration. The committee met at
Warehouses; residence.
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SPOKANE, Nov IA special to the Re-
r,s,e from Missoula says: Lieut. Martin,
Of Fort Vancouver, and Guide Wright have
Just returned to Lolo from q futile attempt
to cross the north fork Of Lolo creek into
the Clearwater country, whore 1t is sup
posed VIII Carlin, son Of Gen. Carlin. and
party of friends are, unable to get out. A
courier brought this information to Fort
Missouia from Lolo Hot Springs. where a
company of soldiers from Fort Missoula 10
camped. and from which point il has
been attempted TO maintain a trail over
the range into the Clearwater country.
Lieut.. Martin and Guide Wright are in
consultation today with Capt. Andrews.
who il in charge of the rescuing party at
Lolo Springs. fifty miles from here. and 1t
has been about concluded that another at
tempt will be made TO enter the Clearwater
country by way of the middle fork. where
Guide Wright thinks the los, party is
almost certain 10 be found. The rcscuing
party are nov in possession Of complete
signal apparatus and are almost sure TO
end the lost party il possible.