New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-07-10
THE TALK or THE DAY

Eight counties In Missouri named after Pred
dents Of the United states, and Champ C1k
doesn't live In any Of them.
CHATTAHOOCHEE.
sweet sings the Chatahoochee on its way toward tho
The curling Chattahoochee
The whirling ChatahOochee-
And he mocking- birds make answer TO lis music WIN
The blue sric, bend above II.
The green hills lean and love II
And the Chajtahoochce singeth Of the summer and the
S'"'
sweet sings the Chattahoochcc with radiant, ripped
The dreamy Chattahoochee.
The gleamy thattahoochee- . ,,,
The Alabama hilltop, from the Georgian 1t divides;
BUT float, this song above them:
lave them and love them:
The green fields my lovers, and the great hills are
my brides "
sings the Chattahoochee to the east ana 10 No
The old-n Chattahoochee.
The golden Chattahooche"' -.
But secret In It's bosom makes 1t 1--we the sunset
For It's soul seems signing
For q lost love unrepylng ,,,.
When night steals from the mountains ana Is Iooeo
to It's breast
sweet sings the Chattahoochee OF the passion OF ne
The crieving Chattahoochee.
Dream weaving Chattahl0chee ,,. a.
And whatever be It's secret still il hods-,nfolds
l3ut when gIOOnlS lle .>leHt i'o'c Spu,
StIll that song: Il love you-love YOU
And the sweetest rose that blossoms near my bosom
Is the last" .,..,
of course everybody is glad that the man whs
walked across Niagara Falls on tight wire 0dhS
fall and get killed But his good luck Will have TIE
unpleasant result OF tempting other hare-brainea
persons to do the same thing
Mrs Neyorsc,-What made You tell me he was me
carver Of his own fortune. when he got every dollar
he has by marrying an hriress Ill, ao,..
Ncversec-iiumph lie lad 10 cnl our naii uoAen
fellow, to get her, didn't ne !-(Buffalo Courier
A,piring Tammany Leader-I tell you, the talk OF
Tammany men always has the right ring to II.
Young Republican-les: right Tammany ring
A Truth Teller-Owncr-whe did your father say
he expected to have this JOB done vuu ,s.rd
Truthful James (sOn of cOntractOr)-Well i heaIu
him tell mother that II he got certain Job hes ooh
ing after he'd have yours finished by tonight, ous
II not he guessed ned make this job last out another
week. ankec Dlauc'
~IIzzc Borden is not without friends" says Mrs.
Iivcruore she writes me that they have been 20
as,iduous In their attentions. kind and careful OF
her in every way that she has had hardly tine 10
herself for the routine Of daily work. and is Just now
beginning b, take up the little household duties Her
health is better she Is beginning to sleep naturally
ot night but aS she told me with great deal OF
pathos i realize that can never be Nightmares
again "
Mamma-Come, johnny. say your verse for tne
johnny-In the multitude of counsellors there Is
Mamma-why, johnny There Is safety" not
Johnny-well, what's the dif!-(Boston Transcript
"The Voice, asks It's readers to vote on the qles
ton who are the hundred most popular Trohibitionss
I'm the country Since his break In favor OF Repuo-
ucan high license that eminent Prohbitionist' James
A. Bradley, OF Asbury Park, need not hope to he III
Guided I'm any such list
The family tutor was invited TO a grand dinner
marty by his employers, and surveyed With INTENSE -,
satsfaction the halfdozen wine glasses arranseG ~
front OF his plate The iootnan came rounm r,oT,sse
tho wine. The young man presented ''e S'""N'
OF the glasses. -. ,o,,sr
" ii Is vim ord,nare," observed the walter. ..
AM precisely" replied our asceuc philosopher.
81 am reserving the larger glasses io' INC "'''
sorts."-ua Chronique Bourgeois
During his long pastorate. the Rev Mr.. biodse"'
OF Greenwich, Mass, has buried more people IMAM
the town contains
BIl's Picnic" what's Bill Jones takn' 80 mucn
time thumpln that trunk around for :" asked ohs
railway employee Of another. =, H..
"S-SShl Don't bother him. He's enjoyn nun.
self. That's the first trunk marked glass that l's
come his way in a month."-twashington star.