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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15
STATE PRESS TIPS.

In the first three days for introducing
bills in the upper house of the state leg
1Slature Senator Hompe fathered eleven
of the forty-siX bills introduced. Don
nelly has dwindled into inslgnlficance.
Jordan Independent.
The Chief believes that in framing a
text book law the state legislature should
pass measure that at once inSureS the
text books to be free IN every public
school of Minnesota. No halfway
measure should answer; the people
want free text books with no room for
if or chance for making them other than
absolutely free.-Hokah Chief.
The GLOBE seems to think because
Gov. Merriam is going out of office he
shows signs of being a Democrat. We
were under tine impression since the
late election that going in was a better
sign Of good Democrat. Don't worry,
Merriam is all right, and if we keep our
old-time majority will some day be
Republican United States senator from
Minnesota. -Dakota County Tribune.
Yes; the Republicans are very eco
nomical They never appropriate any
thing for useless Tom foOlery! Yet that
party has complete control OF both
houses of the Minnesota legislature, and
before the organization was fairly COM
pleted they appointed il committee to
make arrangements for the publication
of daily paper to report the doings i'll
the legislative chambers. These Re-
publican legislators do not like the un-
preiudiced reports of the city papers,
but prefer to saddle an extra S25, 900
upon the taxpayers Of the staten order
that they may publish a ''doctored"
daily report of their doings. Is this
economy?-RockC County News.
The liberaIe educational ideas of Bishop
Ireland, which are sanctioned by the
pope, are destined to bring the Catholic
church into a decided prominence and
increase respect for it in this country.
Bishop Ireland is ono of the most pro-
gressive and brainy men Of the times
Litchfield NewS-Ledger.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15
RIDING THE GOAT.

1t is all right for Mr.. Cleveland to join
Greek letter society. He is a man of
letters himself. - Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
The Sigma Chi boys have decided not
to bounce Mr.. Cleveland in blanket
when they Initiate him.-Minneapolis
Tribune.
Perhaps Mr.. Cleveland's initiation as
Sigma Chi explains while his inten-
tions are all Greek TO the office seekers.
Memphis Appeal-Avalanche.
Alumni who object to Mr.. Cleveland's
becoming Sigma Chi because he is not
a graduate should remember that he
went through the electoral college very
successfully in 1885 and will do SO again
in 1S93.-W Washington Star.
1t is sincerely to be hoped that all Sig
ma CHS don't have to wear the Don
Dickinson style OF whiskers. 1t would
be very trying 10 Mir. Cleveland'S vari-
ETY. of beauty. York Advertiser.
Mr.. Cleveland went through the grip
epidemic couple Of years ago and got
along all right this winter again until
the Sigma Chi struck him. The attack
will probably be light one.-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15
GLOBE ECCENTRICITIES.

Clerk ito proprietor)-I don't know
what you may think of it; but | have
accepted as guests of the hotel six col
ored men. They have enough baggage
to make their bills safe.
Proprietor-You don't know what
may think of it! Great guns. Are you
stark mad? DO you want to ruin mei
Just you hump yourself to their rooms
and ire them out of the house; then
march to the cashiers desk and gel
your money up to date.
Clerk am very sorry; but If you
will hear my explanation L think you
will reconsider. your action. These
Gray, Gen. Green. Senator Brown, Adj
miral Black aud Judge Purple.
Proprietor-Oh! 1 see.
One of the -Four Hundred of Jamaica
Sorry, sab; but we cahn't admit you
to ouah sassiety. sab.
Stylish Mulatto-I cahn't understand
dis, sab. L cum straight frum de United
States. sab, an de nOblest white blood
OBJ dat great country flows in me veins,
sab.
Gentleman of jamaica You auda-
cious cweature, sab! DO you pwetend TO
compare white blood wild black? No,
sab, dat don go here. Do you see dat
blackboard? OATS de standard. De
man watts got skin one shade lighter
dan dat, sab, amt wuif speakin' to hear
sab.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Enthusiastic Admirer of HOyt-Did
you ever think of it, that Hoyt begins
the title of every one Of his plays with
! "A" For instance, it's "A Texas Steer"
"A Hole in the Ground :" "a Bunch of
Keys" "a Parlor Match" etc.
! Blase Gentleman-Well. what of that?
What's the point?
Enthusiastic Admirer-Why, it's sim
ply wonderful! No other writer ever
did such a thing. | tell you, Hoyt is
the greatest dramatist of the age.
Citizen Ito observer Of the signal sta
tion)-How is this? You predicted a
warm wave, and here we have the cold
est weather of the season.
! ObServer-Well, you see the warm
wave bumped against mountain peak
| and got knocked out Of time, and a cold
wave sneaked in etween the mount
aims and got here first.
I I t
| Country Cousin (belng shown the won
derful things in city by society girI-
Isn't it wonderful how they can hatch
chickens simply by the heat in these in
cubators?
Society Girl-S-c-c-e-c-c-h! (whispers)
keep still or they'll think you are from
the country. Speaking loud enough 10
be heard by ally Don't you understand,
| these things are TO keep the hens com
Portable while they sit. This is humane
aye, my dear.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

jean people as it ever was before"
Yes. just as dear. and little dearer,
under the schedule arranged by the
Major. 1t comes high for the many, but
the handful must have it. according to
MCKINLEY. The verdict of last No
venber-the most sweeping and en-
phatic ever expressed at the polls in this
country-was to the effect that McKIN-
EYprotectIon is too dear for endurance,
and the Major is really not going far
enough when he merely says it is 'as
dear as ever"
And finally, II don't know how yon
feel about it." said the Major to the
wool growers, "but have not lost any
of my courage" The Major calls it
courage, but courage and nerve are in
Interchangeable terms.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

could not be evolved under the condl-
tons OF Europe. The evolution had
progressed as far as possible by our fif-
teenth century. Then this great domain.
withheld until then from occupation by
any people needed in the great plan.
was revealed to the progressive nations
of the old world, and their primal migra-
tory dispositions sent them to occupy it.
They are to work out here the develop
ment of the latest and highest type of
man. Before this conception of the
purpose and destiny of our country
these schemes of shutting out the mate
rial for the design of Providence are as
wicked as they will be futile.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15


prepared to enjoy myself. but what a
scene was presented to my astonished
eyes. There was X. shaking hands
with Mr.. Blank and inquiring for Mrs.
Blank and all the little Blankets. In
my innocence | supposed each feared
the other was armed, but we'll known
politician has since enlightened my IL
nOrance. Y. and Blank both had au
absorbing ambition to become governor
and, not having decided what ticket ID
run on. thought it bad policy to imak,
enemies.
This year l shall again shoulder that
robber bill, and maybe can find cOur-
age enough to try and interest that
meek, laInb-like. fatherly-looking mem.
ber-never mind his name, you all know
him-in my case. Anyway, l can learn
the latest style of grinding out laws.
IL. ii. r.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15
A DUDES A DUDE.
Written for the Globe.1

Young Bobby Burns. when he began
To preach and pirate, and Il that,
About the homage due 10 man,
His high estate, and a that,
Had never known there lived thing,
Meier understood at a that
For if he did, he'd surely sing:
"a dudes dude for a that"
For a. that and a that,
Their lack Of brains and a that;
Let humor tease. they strive 10 please,
A dudes dude for a that
You see yon peacock called a man.
With one eye glass and a that
Constructed on some unknown plan,
He's bat an ass for a That.
He knows his name, but spells 1t wrong,
For sake of style and a that,
And wears his hair and trousers lon,
smile TO set off n that.
For a that, and a that.
His hobbling gait and a that:
His toothpick shoes give o:ie the blues
He's still dude for a that.
A man can live on scant reserve,
I've heard it said. and a that.
But the dude exists on common nerve,
Holds up his head for a that.
He wears the latest English styles,
Big checks odd ties, and a that.
So loud you hear them many miles;
He scorn defies for a that.
For a that and a. that
He is "Awr' bah Jove.' and a that
Remorseless Fate may change his pate,
But dudes due for a THAI.
w.
Swell germans would be really stale,
TIE ladies pout and a that,
The dainty figures sure to fail,
Were dudes left out of q that;
The "fawncy dawuce" would lose its charm
Fall somewhat fiat and a that;
All criticism they disarm,
The dude is pat on a that.
On a that OH a that.
The Waltz-gayotte and a that
lie steers the girl safe thro', the whirl,
The dudes a brick for a that.
Great Drrwin loved the MONKEYS shape,
such stuff he wooed and a that;
But when he dubbed man as an ape,
lie meant the dude for n that:
To make a monk The dudelet lacks,
(And I'll go bail for a that,
A little hair. q little wax.
Then add the tail to a that.
re a that. to a that
Stick on the tail TO Il that,
An ''or-i-gan' gran. an "lt-tai-yan,"
Behold your dude i'll a that.
MICHAEL JOSEPH DoNNELLY.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

SPEAKING about American investors
in European titles, Miss BIRDIE FAIR,
daughter of the California millionaire,
has seen them all and gone them one
better. She has fixed up matrimonial
deal with the grandson of an erstwhile
king of Poland. Now what's to hinder
her buying Off the ear and Emperor
BILL and setting up in regal state at
Warsaw? the American dollar is al
mighty.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15
THE WORLDS FAIR APPRO-
PRJATFON

If Minnesota shall be credltably repre-
Sented at the worlds fair-and there is
no reason to doubt tit will be solely
because Of the intelligent, energetic and
discreet laborS of the commission of
the state having the matter in charge.
AT the close Of the legislative session OF
two years ago the outlook for anything
in the line of an exhibit that would fifty
have represented the great and grow
ing interests of the state, and
which our people could have re-
garded with pride and satisfaction,
was diScouraging i'll the extreme. The
legislature had grudgingly approprl-
ated $50, 900, and with that Sum-manl-
festly inadequate, beside being handI-
capped with a Gripping condition
the commission was left to struggle
on as best it might. But, undiSmayed
by the diScouraglng situation, the COM
mission evolved the plan OF raising by
counties all amount sufficient for its
needs, and skillfully put the scheme
into execution. The sum was raised,
and it must be emphasized to the credit
and glory Of Minnesota that it was the
only state IN which such a plan was
successfully carried out. The $780,
600 raised in this way, in the
several counties, was by individ-
ual notes, numerously indorsed OH the
theory that the present legislature would
more fully realize the gravity and i'm
portance Of the matter and redeem the
pledged paper with an appropriation for
the purpose. Such bill has been in
troduced in the senate by Senator La
DUE, and there is no reason to doubt its
prompt and ready enactment. It should
become law. The public-spirited men
of the state who filled the breach at the
critical time should uot only be REIN
bursed, but the states debt of honor i'll
this matter should be gladly and
promptly liQuidated.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

"SoME of the Western admirers of
HENRY WILLARD" says the New York
Press, confidently expect to see that
gentleman III the new cabinet. There
is, as yet, however, no proof that Mr..
WILLARD has secured the right of way"
Perhaps not; but HENRY is an old hand
at that business.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15
The Dockinr Question.

!ChlcagO W:P21cH'
= If the learned gentlemen who are SO
mucn exercised over the matter OF dock
ing horses would devote one-tenth as
much energy to the question OF docking
wages the result would be marked de-
crease in cruelty
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15
sciourning in Gotham.

Special to the Globe.
NEW YORK. Jan. l4.-At New York
Hotels = Minneapolis, d. G. Warden.
Nurmandie; Charles A. Pil!5hury. Fifth
Aveant.. St. Paul. K. b. Bennett. Misse
Bpn.r.it .ul CLtter. Mirray liiii; w
j. C,1 :, & ii tjh,ni; c. u. s''-.th. CoS-
mJpo..si,n; Il. hiioJdi, No.mahuie.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15
Prince OF ONCE Holders.

D elaware County Advocate.
= OF course Quay will succeed himself
as United States senator. This man has
4, been holding Office for more than thirty
r years, and he has even had them created
/ for him when he couldn't get one i'll any
other WAY.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

SEVERAL of our Minnesota exchanges
seem unable to reconcile Mr.. DON
NELLY's acceptance Of a reelection as
president of the State Farmers Alliance
with his assertion that he is out of
politics. And yet, if the Alliance is in
politics, the fact wasn't very clearly
demonstrated at the recent election.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15
rnnaX,s WEATHER.

WASHINGTON, Jan. H.-For Minnesota ana
Iowa: Fur; warmer; northwesterly wlhus'
For Wisconsin: Fair; colder in eastern por-
lions, warmer IN western portion; north
westerly winds For North and South Da-
kota: Fair, except snow in North Dakota;
warmer; variable winds.
GENERAL OBSERVATIONS.
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGRtCULT-
TIRE, WEATHER BUREAU. WASHINGTON. Jan.
I4.6:jS D. m. Local Time p. m. 18th Merid-
ian me.--Observations taken at the same
moment of time ut all stations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15
Amalgamation f,c Canada.

Chicago IIeraIu.
Amalgamation may not take place
this year or next year. 6ut it is the man.
ifest destiny of Canada. That it is The
duty. of the Amer can people to encour-
age but not 10 cO1rce the unity of ILL.,.
two countries is equally clear.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

THEY talk as though this discovery of
a woman as we'll as man IN the moon
were something new and remarkable.
As if a man would have been there all
this time if there hadn't been woman
around to make the place habtable.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

Chester News.
Without being slangy. it is perfectly
corr .ct to say that when young man
takes his best girl out on the ice and
sue cannot SKATE, he will have to let her
SIiu4
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

THERE is to be a chair of ''oratory
and physical culture in Colorado col
lege. Hon. KNUTE NELSON would fill
that chair to perfection. Athletic oratory
is his speciality.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

"As BETWEEN Mrs. LEASE and JERRY
SIMPSON give US INGALLS," urges the
Chicago Tribune. AS between them all
three, give us Il rest.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15
Try the Double-Barreled Turkish

Pittsburg Commercial-Gazstte.
Arkansas prison officials will likely
not be able to tell just what disease is
carrying off convicts until after the hose
has been turned on sufficiently long
enough to enable the physicians to get
down to the patients and definitely 10
cate tnpm
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

THAT Baraboo, Wis. elephant may
have swallowed nincty-pound iron
chain. but the feat is triliing compared
with the g. 0. p. elephants success in
swallowing three Alliance senators right
here in st. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

IT HAS transpired that in lis youth
Mr.. EDWARD MURPHY Jr. evinced a
fondness for dog fights. Where Nh
MURPHY makes his mistake is in going
to the senate instead of to the house.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

If WOMEN allow the hoop skirt to get
around them again. they may as we'll
give up the idea of effecting a conces-
sion of their fitness to vote and run for
alderman.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

A PIrTsBURG doctor has cured man
Of broken back. Here's last hope
for the g, o. p.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15
Market Price for Skilled Manual
Labor.

scranton IlmeS.
Piano Virtuoso Paderewski only net
ted $1,000 from his last concert in Lon
don, during which he played two hours.
J. J. Corbett polished off j. l.. Sullivan
in less time and received $4,000 for it.
Who says skilled manual labor doesn't
pay?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

lip. #. BARNUM were alive he would
have the Kansas legislature before it is
q weak older
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

below zero.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. Adde'S all letters and telegrams 10
TuE GLOBE. st. Paul, Mlhn. =.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

Murder is the end of beginning
made by public inditference.-Forl
Worth Gazette.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15

TRI-WEEKLY- DAILY Monday WEDNESDAY
md Friday.) cooc
yr in advance. ga 90 Is mos. in adv.'Sz w
3mouths in advance. 81 W.
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WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE
One year 81 Six mo-, 65c Three mo-, oae
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SUNDAY ALONE.
VT in advance. So 90 ) mos. in adv. DOC
& m in advance. 90 l N. i'll advance oc
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15
Eastern Advertising Office Room Il
Timra Ruii1inn. New York.

Complete files of the GLoBE alwayskept on
hand for reference. Patrons and friends arc
cordially invited 10 visit and avail themselves
of the facilities of our Eastern Office while
in New York.
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DAILY AND SUNDAY.
! VT in advance. $40 90 3 mos. in ady..$2 90
d m in advance 90 5weeks in adv. W
one month. .....>oc.
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| was worried for fear | had not
locked my doors and was in haste to get
home before Blank got out, and then
and there determined to put patent
burglar alarms on our windows until
Blank and his friends left town. l
thought Blank would never forgive Mr..
X, but couldn't help noticing how calm
he looked, then remembered "a calm
before a storm" and supposed they
would kill each other Immediately upon
adjournment. If anything is dear to
the Irish heart. it is good fight, so our
l flew oms the wings Of curiosity
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-01-15
BUTLER AT NEW ORLEANS.

RUTH KIMBALL.
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1893-10-31
HOT FOE THE CONvICTs.
Fire Breaks Out in the Nebraska Peniten-
tiary Building

Lincoln. Neb, October 26.-Between 5
and + o'clock This evening word was sent
70 this city that the penitentiary was on
tire. The building is four miles south of
this city, but the fire department was soon
on the way. escorted by thousands of PEG
pie, who crowded the street car lines and
blocked the way with private vehicles.
Runors of the widest nature were tele-
phoned i'll from the scene until it was gen
orally credited that the penitentiary was be-
ing destroyed and the unfortunate inmates
roasted alive. AT one time it was given
out that fifty had persisted. 1t was two
hours before the straight story could be
learned. The fire broke out in the foundry
department of the Lincoln stove and fur
mace company just before E O'Clock. BY
this time all the conviets had been counted
and put to bed i'll their cells.
The building was entirely consumed. 1t
was owned by the state. cntailing loss u
the public of $4,000. The contractors will
lose upwards Of $4,000 on the product and
machinery, although the exact am0unt can
not be stated tonight. Only partial insur-
ance was carried.
The penitentiary proper was untouched:
Work in the prison shops will be interfered
with for some days, owing 10 the cutting
off of power on steam connections.
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1893-10-31
Vice. President StevsnsOn's Son ID to Wed a
Fair Republican.


RIoominrtOu Ill. October 2}.-tSpecial.t-
is inst announced here that the marriage OF
Mr. Lewis Green Stevenson, only son OF wee
President Adlai Stevenson, and Miss Helen l..
Davis of this city, will be solennized on
Novamhar o1st at the home of the bride, III
Bloomington.
Mr.. Stevenson and his fance have been
lovers since childhood and 1t has Tor some
time been understood by the people Of Bloom
irgton that thelr friendship would drift to
wedlock The affair was approved by both
families and the bride-tO-be has long been
nm nsnecial favorite of the wee president.
Miss Davis is the daughter of Mr.. W .lliam
q Davis proprietor Of The bloomington
D1iIy Pantagraph. She is Il handsome ana
Li"Iiy cultured Young lady who. after having
sfiI',fnd at the State university ana III liIN-
~, cnunlafnd her cducaGion in Europe" She
hnl travelled abroad several years and is Il
proficient NngulSt. -
He has had consderable eADerience III
ana capacity. He had immediate charge OF
hjs futher'S interests here during the cam
na,qn for the vic" presidency, and s4hc" MI
St@,cnson's election has been MS private
The wedding Will be elaborate and Will he
attended by Il large number of promit"nt
people. from distant cities. The bride and
,rrn5m VIII make hurried bridal tour in
thr residence in Washington. An INTEREST
inc feature III connection with the approach
ir.. wedding is the fact that while the
oman is tIe son of the democratic vice
SSrpsidrnt, The bride is the daughter of The
nrnoric,or Of the leading republican news
naper OF central Illinois and the grand-danSh-
Ter Of the late Jesse W. Fell who was one of
the most prominent republicans OF this state.
III fathers OF the bride and groom, though
differing radically politically, have always
bccn warm personal friends.