New-York tribune., 1893-12-14
THE TALE or THE DAY.


An article in the Constitution of Massachusetts
prohibits the appropriation Of State money to sec.
tartan schools.
Fogg-Was up at Grosgrans last evening. His
daughter spoke of you. ou have made an imores-
sion there you young Young rascal. ,o,,,n, ., ,adx
killer. hsnae's'H-i believe a" something 0' 'Aa'
Fogg-Yes; the Groseran girls said they thought
they should die a-laughing about you after you
went away.-tBoston Transcript
In the midst of the hard times there is one con-
sollng thousht-thc supply Of Columbian postage
stamps will soon be used up.
Those Western Romances.-JImson (who has read
Bret Harte and Is now REGISTERING Tor ,ne nFM
If you hev a corner where I bunk up fur the
night. which the same I'm meanin to do, fix her
Il" er wie Of the Far western 0 Hoe beg your par
don, my dear Sir. but do not quite comprehend END
interpreter Chicago Record.
OF the 80 papers published in the interests Of
anarchy. the great majority issued in Spain.
Maud-Oh. isn't that a lovely nat?
'e aadoq sf t59 Course You s suny 1t beauty
was looking for, but Just something Ihat a WIZ
running on about our big. hats; I'm bound to
have this one and ! guess the nu!sanees VIII nave
more than they want to talk about.-(Boston Tran
script.
The experiment of putting carrier pigeons on
Sable Island that narrow, low, sandy island lying
to the southwest of Cape Canso, y. s, which has
been called "the graveyard of the Atlantic has
proved successful. The experiment was tried by
the Canadian Government as relief 70 the island
ers the Government steamer making only monthly
trips The homing loft OF the birds is at Halifax.
nearly $50 miles from the island and the flight is
made over the stretch of in less than a day.
One pigeon out in the heavy storm on No-
vember 2S and lost part OF Its message but enough
was deciphered TO show that all were we'll on the
island that morning.
"Bragey never atiiicts you with his long-winded
stories. How is 1t you escape?'
II first loaned him IS, then told him all the smart
things the baby said and last Of al treated HIM
not seen him since "-(Chicago Inter Ocean.
Bishop Haygood. Of The Methodist Episcopal
Church. South. has refused to continue Sam Jones
as a regular preacher on the ground that
gesm has no place in the Methodist polity. II
he had based his refusal the ground OF Sam
Jones's coarseness and vulgarty he would have
come nearer the mark, in the opinion of many
people.
Spiritual dyspepsia IS harder to cure than tho
II some Of our heads were not so big. our hearts
Whenever faith prays it holds out both hands
When people are hired to be good they will stop
as soon as the pay stops.
rose measured by its fragrance makes cab
There are people who will not trust the Lord
until they lose everything else.
ose Msen children HGl %anr are afraid S of h
4 preacher who has a praying church behind him
is a hard man to discourage.
There still some people IN the Churcn VINO
feel injured whenever the devil gets backset
Every time the devil makes hypocrite ne mas
to admit that nothing pays SO well as being good:
Many people who pray for & deeper WORK w rsscs 9,
the pocket.-(Rams Horn
An appeal is made 70 the people in this vicinity
to hand over their castoff clothing for the suffer-
ers on the Sea Islands, many of whom are almost
literally without any clothing whatever. Worn
clothes of any kind from hats to shoes. will be
gladly accepted and promptly forwarded. They are
needed by men, women and children alike, and
nothing will come amiss. Such an appeal can
scarcely fail to be effective at time like the
present In the holiday the wellto-do should
feel bound to do what they can TO help those In
misery The condition of the Sea Islanders on the
eve OF winter is most pitiabe.
There Is a brakeman one OF the Northern
railroads who shows certain evidence OF an econ.
in at one end of the and calls "Somervie.'
the brakeman replies from the opposite door, same
here."-(Boston Transcript
.'Show me preacher and will show you
coward" exclaimed little runt Of an Anarchist
at a meeting the other day. "Al right" replied
big six -footer In the audience. Il am preacher.
Excuse me- sir" said the Anarchist, "the coward
seems TO have stepped out
Little Mabel-EtheI must think you're lots better
than any Of her other beaus 49,, ,,,,
Mr.. Spoonaway Bratihed ana piusmHs'-""'
Little Mabei-Because she let's me stay in the
room when you call. and she don't when the o'hes
call.-(Chicago Record