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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1893-08-22

1sr RACE-QUEEN's CUP-Purse $50.
Running Race. k-Mie Dash for Ha.
waiian Bred Horses.
IN RACE-HoNoLULU PURsE-s6o.
Trotting and Pacing. Mile Heats; best
in to harness. Hawaiian Bred
Horses.
I'D RACE--MATCH RACE.
Running Race. l Mile Dash between
Duke Spencer" and "Lord Brock"
18th RACE-PREsIDENT HAWAIIAN
JOCKEY CLUB CUP.
Trotting and Pacing. Mile Heats; best
in to harness. Free for all
9TH RACE-KALAKAUA CUP.
waian Bred Horses owned by the
Members of the Club. Cup to become
the property OF the one winning it
twice.
9TH RACE-KAPlOLANI PARK CUP
Purse 500.
rrotting and Pacing. Mile Heats; 5
Minute Glass; best 2 in 3 to harness.
Free for all
7TH RACE = OCEANIC STEAMSHIP
CO.'S CUP.
Running Race. A-Mile Dash Free
for all.
All Entries to close on WEDN ESDAY,
Aug. 18th at 2 o'clock P. NJ, at the Office
OF the Secretary, and all Entry Fees 10
Percent of the Purse; all Cups $40.
All Races to be Run or Trotted under
the Rules of the Hawaiian Jockey Club.
All Horses not withdrawn by Friday,
Sept. LIST, at O'Clock p. NJ, are expected to
start
All Horses are expected to appear on tho
Track at the tap Of the bell from the
Judges Stand, otherwise they will be
fined.
auhlSSlon. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. .OU cents
Grand Stand (eXtra). so Cents and 81 90
Carriage inside of course). ...... so 50
Quarterstretch Badges 49,. ....... IS 90
Z. o. BERGER,
Secretary Hawaiian Jockey Club.
!S7-td
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1893-08-22

JOB Printing neatly and promptly
sSeosstsd al The BlilLeiia 0D,os
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03
The County Court.

The January Term OF the Peiti> county
court will he opened next Monday morn
ing. The bench will consist ri J. y. bal
by as presiding Judge, with Judge Conway
who succeeds himself and the newly elected
Judge Willis franklin, who succeed,
Judge X. f. Ferguson retired. The prin-
cipai matter 10 come under their con>id-
Grafton, will he the issuing OF the Dram
Shop licenses.
AT the session Friday the following
named persons were selected as Petti> cnun-
tvs delegates TO TIE State Road convention
to be held here ON the 18th and 10Th oi
this month. Judge Daily and Mr. John
J. ieater OF Sedalia; Judge Conway and
Mr.. Geo. W. Crawford of Lamonte; Mr..
j. X. Smith Of Smithton and Judges Fer
guson and Franklin OF Beaman.
The Court also granted the Use al the
Criminal Court room for the session, oil
the convention.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03
Rorn-Not in the Rullrushes.

Wat Spann, the versatile editor Of
the Aurora ldreyt;ser, tells strange
story in his paper last week.
4 kid was born.
1t was two miles west of the town
of Aurora.
The father was named Loucks.
1t was 4 Loucks hoy.
There are but few of them and thi,
is the first one born in Missouri.
There are some in St. Lawrence
county, New York.
This Missouri infant was born in Il
movers wagon, while the old man was
out on the prairie, manufacturing Il
whip-cracker, rs that was the only
way he had of celebrating the event.
The thermometer in the wagon wa-
playing hide and seek with zero.
The thermometer when the old maa
was making whip-cracker> was sum
mer heat and getting hotter.
The family were moving out Of
Kansas to the end that the boy would
he born in Il state where the calamity
party is not in the majority.
And 50 goes the world with another
Loucks kid.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03
A Stag Reception.

As n token of the esteem and affection
with which John ID. Gibbs j, held by his
friends and associates, the reception given
him last night by the Sedalia Lodge Of r.
7. q. T., * worthy example. And it i,
ais" an indication of the close ties oi
friendship which this order iorges.
Mr.. Gibbs was one oi the charter melIl-
bers of the lodge. and much ri its success
j. due To his untiring energy in keeping il
alive.
Bro. VIM. Latour presided over the a.
>embly. and after an informal cumn,ing-
ling III the brethren. in a neat address
stating the object of the meeting he called
upon Bro. Gibbs for lew farewell r.
marks.
To this request Bru. Gibbs responded in
n happy vein. and surprised MANY present
with the fluecny and eloquence oi his re-
marks, and clo>ed bv Stain. THAT i'm no
matter what time or place, in what wear OF
season. he would ever hold and cherished
in his heart OF hearts this evening
Col. WATSON being called upon. delivered
n witt, speech in which he was assisted
materially 10y Bro. STREET and he wa, iol-
lowed by Dr. lancy who delivered himself
very commendablc address.
This followed with music bv the QUAR-.
tetie, and refreshments helped To see the
old year out and the new year in. and Mr.
Gibbs will depart with the pIeasanre>,
memories and cL,>e>t friendships he ha.
ever formed.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03
LOST HER CASE.
Mrs. PeIsue Sues the M. K. &
T., for $4,000 and Fails.

An important case. wherein Mrs.
Callie Pelsue was plaintiff and the NJ. .
h. Il L. was defendant has Just been
concluded ut Nevada, in favor of the
latter.
The BAzoo has previously made
mention of the case. but was in error
As to the amount claimed, il being
$50, 900 instead of $1,000. Scott
and Hos and j. b. johnson repre-
>ented Mrs. Pelsue and Geo. p. b.
jackson, of this city appeared for the
railway company. The history of the
accident is given as follows:
Mrs. Pelsue, who is a widow and u
milliner at Sheldon has been visiting
her sister, Mrs. Il. w. Faddis, at 60
East Maple street, Nevada. She
had started that afternoon with her
little four year old son for the de-
pot, walking along the track near
the KATY" When she got to the
Austin street crossing, the little boy
stumbled and fell toward the track,
just As the switch engine was backing
past. She sprang forward, seized the
child and threw him out of danger.
but was herself caught under the
wheels of the engine.
She was lifted from the track after
the engine was hacked off of her pros
trate form, and taken to her sisters
home where her injuries were attend
ed to by the railroad surgeons. She
had no bones broken, strange to say,
but her lett leg from the calf to the
thigh ON the under side, was terribly
lacerated. That she was not ground
to pieces seems miracle.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03
SEDALIA'S LOSS
And St. Louis Gain-John D.
Gibbs Will Leave Us.

! The old year has gene, and with it
Will 90 one OF Sedalia's most popular
gentlemen. And the maids who let
Leap Year pas by without exercising
the privilege which it conlers, have no
one to blame but themselves.
For four years the pleasant face of
John ID. Gibbs has graced the CITY of
Sedalia, and the many who have come
IN almost daily contact with this rem
tlenan, either in business or a social
way, will miss his genial greeting
when he is away in st. Louis.
Mr.. Gibbs retire> from his position
as circ':it manager of the Se,lalia of:
flee of the Missouri Pacific Telegraph
system, 10 accept more congcnial
and more lucrative po>ition with the
VIM. Sticknev Cigar Company of II.
Louis. The position will allow him
an opportunity Of u>in. those natural
abilities, which his late position would
never under any circumstances, bring
forth
~ circuit manager and Us a tele-
gragher. he stands high with the COM
pany in whose employ he has been for
years, and he is also one of the best
informed telegraph men in the United
States. And he will carry with him
into his new position the best wishes
and hearty good will of all the tele-
,rrlDherS with wbom no b,S a.s,,;
aIed.
Mr.. Gibbs will be succeeded a> cir
cult manager by Mr.. Harry MAYER.
who Is in every respect possessed of
the necessary qualifications and. abili-
ties To ill the position To advantage.
The BAzoo extends it> congratula-
tons and best wishes to both of these
gentlemen, and il is sure that the citi-
znns of Sedalia do likewise; wishing
them Il happy and prosperous career.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03

true. Oh! girls faithfulness lie What
knocks, and Tom is faithful unto the
end.
And good Tom calls to mind two
gentlemen who had almost escaped
our memory. They are Harry Phil
lips and Frank Faulkner the popular
and affable clerks of Kaiser's hotel.
Where in this wide, wide world
could any damsel ever hope
to make a better catch.
And for Others there the two Bischells,
George and Emil; whatlots of jewelry
a good winsome girl might wear if she
caught either of these boys.
Ed and Linn Ilgenfrilz: here You
have aye and beauty, girls, take your
choice.
Step this way, take Your choice,
From this well made up invoice;
And il any want better,
You must query Us by letter.
Joe Minter of dry goods fame.
Tom and Will Courtney the shoe
dealers.
+. b. Meyer, the dry goods prince
L. HI. Sangree, among the top up
lawyers.
Gus Lamy the clothing dealer.
NJ. w. Collie, the engineer.
George McVey and Ed. Kent, ma
chinists.
Ell. Fleck, the grocer.
George b Dent, secretary COM
mercial club.
Pat and Frank Mckinley, grocerS.
Doc Collins and Harry Meyers, Bill
Ferguson, Fred Barde and =. b.
Stratton, a galaxy of newspaper men.
Oh. its so nice to have reporter for
IA beau!
And now boys and brothers before
closing, just one or two little words TO
YOU. The year 1896 will re lucky
year in all respects. We will inaugu-
rate a democratic president of these
United States. A fair such rs the
world never saw before since its exist
ence will be opened at Chicago, where
it will be almost Is good rs going to
Europe to make wedding trip. Just
think of it. Then 1893 has three odd
numbers and that is lucky. And the
BAZOo will still continue to be deliv-
cred to YOU for Zoe per week.
Now, in 1893, you will be obliged
10 run the number of licenses up to ut
least 375, for in 80 the number was
500. For if You do not, YOU will be
each assessed 81 apiece for Il license
whether you take it out or not. And
if there is any oil bachelor who has
been overlooked in the foregoing, if
they will send in their names we will
make special mention of their quail
tiration.
Then let It's each with willing mind,
Extend Il hearty cheer,
That in the future We may find
\ happy, glad New Year.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03
NEW YEARS GREETING.

| iNeduerS anu ITteHu>, iiir anu near
THE BAZoO greets with glad New Year,
And wishes for Won, one and all,
The best on this terrestrial ball.
For five and twenty years lis brought
You pages which with news were fraugh,
And told You that the world was wide,
That wrong and sorrow did abide.
That crime in dreadful guise did stalk.
And want in grim attire did walk.
That storms laid waste the farm and town
And lofty forests leveled down.
That pes.ilencc with ghastly hand,
Had laid Its blight upon our land
That men Of great renown thro' creed>
Had gone where credit is for deeds
That victories by parties won,
Their little web Of fame had spun:
That wild ambition upward led.
Had fallen meath the focman's tr.al.
That Jones had los, his horse, or COW,
That Brown, some college did endow.
That Smith his bible ceased To con
And now Ia Canada had gone.
That White forgot hi, marriage VOWS
And ran away and left his spouse.
That Mrs. White her last reSourcc-
Had from her husband got divorce
That Green had ON Il bed Of illness lain.
And poor John Henry ''juggei" again.
And then-oh can YOU Ger forget,
The sweet glad words the types had SET
The gentle touch oil Cupid's darts,
Ih. ,v.lt.u,, ..f ,,,, t.,-.n,, i,..r,.
The story Of some death serene
Because of ilim-the Nazarene
The brave true message oi the pen.
Which longe1 To help the world .; men.
The patho, ii SOME tender rhyme,
The song of bells at even time.
The admoni';nn of the wise
To mean nd cked acts despi>e.
The social me x at the hearth,
TIE chr, nicl i 'babys" birth.
The ''pers on :" Of journeys made.
The pheasant things" about III said
The thousand little things that tell
OF JOYS or sorrowS i'll. or well.
Aud which with faithful Zeal and mclc
Have made this journals fame complete
~ one that gives the hq',S news
No matter what it, rivals choose
For who shall grudgc, or question who?
Ii pause We. and our own BAnDn
Do blow-you are it, friends aud do ~
joice
That We with PROSPEROUS sound give voice.
10 . have we not - brethren dwclt
And at the feet ui fortune kncll
And have we not when danger drew
Her gloomy banner Ger the bluc
Went forth to battle. hand in hand
And Tor Sedal.a took our stand
Thank God We did. and hence to-day
Whcn:pist the rough and Ihorny way.
The pink Of roses AMI the blow.
of lilies mingl'ing with the glow
OF sunshine which BY faith we've wen
Together as at fir>t begun
Let's join our hands in friendships clasp
Forgetting all that tents Z" rasp
Let's end the Old, begin the New.
With ''ilappy New Year
- TIE Bu:DJ.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03
Prof Smith At Home.

Prof. \. J. Smith. superintendent oi our
public schools returned Friday night iron.
a weeks trip, attending the Illinois State
Educational association. in session last
week at Springfield. ILL.,, and the Nortl,
Missouri Teacher, association. at Kirk-viiic
Mo-, He reports both meeting, oil an -
teresting character
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03
Lanes Medicine Moves the Bowels Each
Day.
In order to be healthy this is necessary
In Jail.

An itinerant printer named lee is in the
jail at Aurora, Mo-, for stealing case OF
surgical instruments from local saw
bones. II the Lee, who is in durance vile,
is the veritable Peter Bartlett Lee, known
all over the land, we venture the assertion,
that il he had made good his escape, he
would have had his single out in some
town in Southwest Missouri before many
days, Joined the county medical society
and been opposed TO advertising as Gun
professional"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03
Fire.

During the absence of the family of
Alex. HOLMES from their home last even
ing, their dwelling, situated four miles
west Of Longwoo!, took fire from some un-
known calise, and was completely de-
stroyed. The FIRE broke ont about o'clock
in the morning and the illumination
awakened Mr.. William McDanold, who
lives close by. lie hastcned to the scepe
and the little household effects that were.
saved. was his work,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03
The Bazoo Wishes

Happy New Year to
The BAZOo readers.
To all advertisers in any paper.
To Judge Daily.
To Parson Van Wagner.
To Joe Sicher.
To DIR. ii. w. Wood.
To Editor Emerson.
To Editor Van Il. Wisker.
To Editor Bob White.
To Adam Fischer.
To III. H. Marean.
To T. T. Clifford.
To next postmaster of Sedalia.
To Frank Craycroft, wherever he is.
To John Kaiser, good soul.
To J. c. Thompson.
To d. II. Smith.
To Editor Z. w. Stephens, of Co
lumbia.
To Editor Pendleton, of Boonville.
To Judge Milo Blair.
To Editor G. NJ. McCrae, of Rolla.
To all the widows on earth.
To Capt. A. Faulkner, of the NJ.
X. d L.
To G. H, Chappell, general man.
aeer of the c. Il A.
To Cyrus New kirk.
To Hail 4 WhitmOre.
To j. H. Christopher, Of Pertle
Springs.
To j. Waldo, of the NJ, X. & T.
To X. II. Moses.
To Charles Conrad.
To Grover Cleveland.
To w. J. Stone.
To Aaam It:ei.
To Editor Stratton.
To Col. Henry ID. Hill.
To G. b. Rodes.
To John Montgomery, jr.
To F. W. Shultz.
To Elmer Murray.
To q. l.. Faulhaber.
To W. p. Woods.
To Mayor Stevens.
To NJ. +. Faulkner, Rolla, Mo.
To Capt. c. b. McAfee.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03

here, but you get it all by telegraph
and ! don't like to tell twice told tales.
But, ! have this much to say, don't
say it officially, but from my own
knowledge, that in spite of mugwump
and republican talk, democracy is still
on top in st. Louis and is going to
STAY there. BARKIs.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03
GUESSING At THE PINS.
Charlie Amick Guesses 8,6i2
and Wins the Pony Team.
The Last Fad of the St. Louis
Clothing Company Turns
Out Pleasantly.

u
show window, six sided ball. full
more or less-of pins, of all grades,
kinds and dimensions. Every person
who made Il purchase was entitled t.
a guess ut the number of pins in the
ball. The person who guessed the
nearest to the number were to receives
AroNY TEAM,
including two black ponies. buggy,
harness, halters. whip and everything
but driver
The counting took place last night
al the.St. Louis Clothing store by 4
committee who found that there were.
S,62l pins in the ball.
There was Il large crowd present
who watched the tedious process very
patiently aud attentively.
CHARLIE AMICK,
lad eight years old. who attends
Summit school, son of James Amick,
who keeps boarding house at 31S
Engineer street, won the ponies by .
guess of S,612-it being the nearest
GUESS to the correct number. The
following are some of close guesses
Charles Amick, S,U12.
Lester Birchtield, $500.
j. X. Carr. $50.
Harvey Tomlin, Green Ridge 8, ST.
Lee Agee, Warsaw S.642.
George Withers, city. $3.50.
Mrs. j. OBannon. $3.50.
Mrs. ii. Birche. $3.50.
Il. Frank lS,acs, $3.50.
Mrs. Geo. I. Brown, 1862.
Mrs. l.. +. Fe>senden, 1862.
Harvey Smith, $685..
VIM. Metcalf. 1865.
Mrs. VIM. Telford, S.6j4.
B. 5. Rembaugh, S.65S.
Aaron King-baker. S,67S.
VIM. Hurley, S.6113.
Miss Lulu WitherS. S,679.
Oscar Kirk, S.7174.
Fred Gucnther. $40.
Peter Kuhn, $500.
j. NJ. Capen, SIT.
Joe Quinn. S.545.
Mrs Ellen Love, Otterville, 1852
Mrs. MIG. Brown, Sweet Spg. 6, 400
Alderman Hutchinson, 5,779.
WILD GUESSING.
There were about ZOO guessee
made. The lowest guess was one.
The highest was two million, and
Others as follows:
+. b. Macarthur, I.
+. Hoffman, %, 1879.
DIR. ii. w. Wood $500.
Mrs. Anna Schumacher, 10000.
+. G.. Eta 100000
:. Z. Johns 600.
Capt T. G. Holland 1888.
:. q. Bohon, Smithton 1000, 600.
The Amick family are great
guessers.
We will get some of them to gueas
which newspaper in Sedalia will
change hands next.
The following was the family
guesSes:
NJ. j. Amick 1925.
Amy Amick 1913
James Amick 7,333.
Will Amick 6O13.
Chas Amick 5000 and 1872.
Mrs. j. p. Harrington had several
guesses from 7,747 to 1901.
Judge Zollinger, of Boonville, took
$685. in his'n.
The Amicks do not believe in the
thirteen craze, for two of them had
thirteen end their guess.
TAKES THE TEAM.
1t was near IL o'clock p. m. when
the Amicks showed up. Charles
olde- brother put in an appearance
and took possession of the ponies.
l,ha rio ....,-. - L.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03
TAKES THE TEAM.

1t was near IL o'clock p. m. when
the Amicks showed up. Charles
Older brother put in an appearance
and took possession Of the ponies.
Charlie was at home snoring in 4
trundle bed when he won the team.
OF course he was aroused and the
old man did not know for a little
while whether he was democrat or .
republican until some of the neigh
bors came N and felt the moss on his
back. then he was pronounced a dem
Ocrat.
He wasn't a Warner democrat
either.
Thus ended the strife at guessing,
pleasantly and child won, of which
all will be glad.
II the kid turns out to he a hone
jockey. the St Louis Clothing COM
pany will be charged with the offense.
And convicted.
This firm are enterprising and
square dealers.
Happy New Year.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03
"BARKIS" is SENSIBLE.
In His Discourse on the Obser.
vance of the Holiday-Fur-
Their Intelligent Talk OF
ST. Louis Matters.
ST. LOUIS, Mo-, Dec. -, lSJ2.

ST. LOUIS, Mo-, Dec. 10, ln92.
Editor B,zoo:
Perhaps ought to moralize Il little
about the end of the old year, the
flight of time and bow we are all grad
ually but surely approaching the
''other shore" and tell one of those in
cidents of true life that professional
correspondents manufacture at this
season, but | can't do il and wouldn't
if | could. These letters of mine are
written for Il
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-01-03

"a Change of Date and Man"
will be the subject of Il special address
by Rev. J. $. Myers to men at the
YIN. G. \. to-day at :, p. IN.
Middletown transcript., 1893-11-04
A LITTLE FELLER.


Say, Sundays lonesome fur little feller,
with pop ana ma,am a-reedin, all the
while,
An never sayin' anything to cheer ye,
An lookin' g If they didn't know how tc
smile;
with hook and line a-hangin' in the wood
shed.
And lots O worms down by the outside
cellar,
An Browns creek just over by the mill
dam
Say Sundays lonesome fur little feileJ
Why Sundays lonesome fur little feller
Right on from sun-up when the day
commences;
Fur little fellers don't have much to think
of,
'cept chasen' Copners long the cornfield
fences,
Or climbin' after apples whats got meller,
Or fishen down in Browns creek an mill
pond.
Say, Sundays lonesome fur little teller
But Sundays never lonesome fur a little
feller,
When he is stayin' down to Uncles Ora's;
He took his book onct right out in the
orchard,
An told us little chaps just lots stories;
Alltruly true, that happened onct fur honest
An one bout lions in a sort o. cellar,
An how some angles came an shnt their
mouths up,
An how they never teched that Dann
feIler.
An'sunday's pleasant down to Aunt Ma
rilda's;
she let's us take some books that some one
gin her,
An taxes us down to Sunday school 1.-THE
scoolhouse;
An'some times she has nice shortcake fur
dinner,
An opct she had puddin' full o. raisins,
An onct a frosted cake all white and yell
ler;
1 think, when stay Gown to Aunt Marilda's
That Sundays pleasant fur little teller.
Middletown transcript., 1893-11-04

The young man was prematurely
gray, and was not a little proud Of it.
"looks quite poetic, don't you thinkl"
he could not forbear asking of the
young woman he was calling on. It does
reminp me of certain poem, I must
admit, = said she. "And what poem is
that?" "When the frost is on the
pumpkin. And his hair went on whiten-
ing at more rapid rate than ever.
Middletown transcript., 1893-11-04

She wore glasses, and he asked SIM
pathetically: Are you troubled with
your eyes, Miss BeekonP" mot so
much as 1 should be without them.
Mr.. York." responded the young
woman, icily, But perhaps you meant
to ask if were troubled with eye
difficulty,
Middletown transcript., 1893-11-04

was troubled for fifteen years with
indigestion and gas in my stomach, and
tried many remedies without benefit.
used DR.. Deane's Dyspepsia Pills two
months, and am now free from those
troubles. Mrs. Mary E. Jackson, Laure
Dn1
Middletown transcript., 1893-11-04

Saint you workin' now, Bobp"
SHAW, I wanted de boss to grimme a
day off to carry the flag in the grand
parade of the unemployed, and he
wouldn't do it. So L quit him. amt
goin' to work fer no tyrant.
Middletown transcript., 1893-11-04

81 can't be your sister, because ]
am a sister to SO many brothers now,
but can be your Aunty," she said, as
she slowly dropped him.
make it a srandmother,n he an.
swered, grimfy, and. SHE spurned him
from her forever.
Middletown transcript., 1893-11-04

New Girl-What does your papa
like for breakfastp-Little Mabel-He
always likes moss anything we hasn't
got.
Middletown transcript., 1893-11-04

A Jersey farmer has produced rad
ish with knot tied in its centre. The
ordinary radis b only ties knot in
some one else's centre.
Middletown transcript., 1893-11-04
A CORNER OF SMILES.
The sensitive canine
Now quIvers with glee
As he sees in the distance
The frost-bitten flea,
Ah. the farmer IS the bow

All, the farmer is the boy
Who can quaff the cup OF joy
The golden corn is standing in the shock;
The turnips burst the ground.
The pumkin's ripe ana round
And there's still little cash in that old sock
Cleveland Plain De aler
Middletown transcript., 1893-11-04

Mother-Children. have you said
your prayers2 TiIly-Yes, mamma.
.sYou were very quick about it, II
prayed one half and Daisy the other.
Middletown transcript., 1893-11-04

s'Have you "A Heart to Love Me?''
she inquired of the pale clerk in the
music store. s.Not on a salary of S4a
week, miss, +" he responded. sadly.
Middletown transcript., 1893-11-04

To cure nervousness your nerves must
be fed by pure blood. Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla makes pure blood. Take it now.