Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1893-03-10
FORGE OF naElT.
EVEN MORE NEcns sAny.

EVEN MORE NECESSARILY.
1ndulgcnt Papa-Why. my dear, You
had IL party last month. How often
do you wish to entertain your friends.
Sllc-This is not tn entertain my
friends, papa, but to suub my enemies. -
Brooklyn Life
NOT QUITE nESPfR ATE.
Cholly (disconsoatcly) -Iaas. she We
fused me, and she lawfcd at me too.
III it wasn't foh ono thing, I'D dwown
myself.
Frcnd-You still hope.
Cholly-No, but the watah would take
the cwcasrs out OF my twouscs, you
know Good News.
Mr.. DcPcystcr Marie, dear. we are
tory poor, and you must be less cxtlava-
CANT. am sure palmer gowns would
Sc Just as becoming to you.
Mrs. DePcystcr-Ccrlainly darling. |
shall have one made immediately
Boston Budget
A DOUBTFUL APOLOGY.
"You have sent me a bill which paid
once. Here is the receipt" said an
angry customcrto Il merchant with whom
he dealt
III beg your PARDON said the mcr-
chant mcckly. III rccolcct"
II see YOU do" rctortc,l the customer.
II Detroit Free Press.
WESTERN RErsETf:E..
A man from the West was doing bit
of society in the eletc East, and he WAS
corncrcd by a New York woman.
"You Wcste:n people are so orgi
nal. She twittcrca
"Yes. we say things sometimes. he
replied
"Iou are very good at repartcc, ,,n-
dcrstand ("
''comc again, please. he said, putting
his hand UP over his ear.
"lou are good at rcpartcc: getting
i'll on your adversary rs it wcrc," She cN-
planned.
We'll, yes, We amt SLOW he adj
mitted, ''when our guns is in good
working condition. = Detroit Free
Press.
ONE OF THE WOES OF THE n,cn.
Pete lshivcringlyl j tel We. Mike, me
heart aches for the rich this winter.
Mikc-~Why, man.
Pctc--Think of the coal they havc to
buy, poor things y Inter Ocean
Slimson--Why, Willie. yu,, must have
been in terrible fight.
Willic-Ycs, was; got licked by
the minister's son.
"What did he whip you for."
Gle had on suit of my clothes you
sent him. and he said that was the only
way he could get even. ~ Clothier and
Furliishcr.
NOTHING GAISED.
.Jcncs-I don't believe Blivins spends
half as much money rs he did before he
was married
Smith-No. know he don't; his wife
spends it now.
COMING TO AN UNDERSTANDING.
The young woman in the gay head.
dress had called in response to an alvcr-
tisemcnt.
"Ycs, l want good cook and general
houscmaid,' said the woman of the
house, ''but $6 n week seems pretty
high
81 never work for less, men,
sWhat will you expect in the matter
of afternoons out."
"You can hcv two afternoons out
durin' the week, men," said the caller
stitily Il Chicago Daily Tribune.
THE ONLY THING OUT.
Tommy looked throughthc kcyhole
when Sis was i'll the parlor with her bea,
last night. Fathcr-What did You find
out. my SOM Tommy lamp, sir
- Cedar Rapids Saturday Chat.
SECRET OF THE rAwNHKokEK's sue
Beneath his golden spheres lie sat
One day in idlcncss.
"Yoa'rc rich," 1 said, ''pray tell NJ,
what
Is due, sir, your success"
The broker softly rubbed his chin,
"TIis true I'm ricl," said he.
81 always take great interest in
business, you scc.'
New York Press.
BELIEvEDIN HEREDITy.
Wecry-That baby over the way seem
to inherit its voice from both parents.
Cheery-How so?
Wcery-Well, it makes great noise
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