River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1893-01-19
PlTH AND POINT.

AS rule it takes more tn aeep no
appearances than 1t iakes 20 support a
& ,a1ly.- Galveston News.
-Talk is cheap. This is partly due
tv,she fact that so much of it needs to
DE Observation-Disclosures Times.
An Optical ftem.-Teaeher Ito class
in historyl-''For what was Boston ia
mouse" Bright Boy Eyeglasses. -
jewellers Weekly
The boy who knows at fifteen what
he is going to be when he is grown q
man, is generally sure to be something
else by the time he is twenty-one.
Every boy could tell some mighty
mean tales ON the good little boy next
door whom his mother holds up for
pattern. if it wasn't for duplicating
himself. -Atchison Globe.
-Author-"But why do Won charge
me more for printing this time than
usual?" Because the COM
positors were constantly falling asleep
over you novel. Fliegende Blatter.
1T is bad enough for young wom-
an to receive type-written letters from
him. But when she discovers evidence
VI AhhhtACANtAS SAlt - ChNtiNAN JhStAhOQ
in being only sister. - Washington
Star.
-Minister-.'So You GO to school. do
you, Bobby" Bobby-''Yes, sir" Min
ister-'Let me hear you spell kitten"
Bobhv-''I'm getting too big boy to
spell kitten, sir. Try me on eat. TIT
Bits.
Mrs. Chinner-''I wonder why
tightening never strikes twice in the
one place." Chinner-"When the
lightning comes around the second
time the place isn't there. boston
Courier.
"A Reading lady is the recipient of
s., 900. 600, left her by wealthy south
erner whose proposal of marriage she
declined. The rejected one knew how
20 appreciate kindness, EVIDENTLY
Pittsburgh Chronicle.
He Scored. "A very thin man was
once saying nasty thing to very fat
one. IF were as fat as you" said he,
'Id go and hang myself!'' ''In the
event of nay taking your advice" re-
torted the fat man, I'D use you for a
rope. Judy.
He's a most remarkable man. Hes
an author, and he fills his writings full
of quotations from the French and
Latin and Greek and all those lam
= res" Huh! any number of authors
* that" Eyes; but he knows what
iney mean. buffalo Express.
--Incapacity.- Star-'One moro ex-
ample of your ineffieiency and we
part" Manager-"What have done?"
Start paid thirty-eight dollars for
this diamond necklace in Paris, and
you let ii go through the custom house
without being seized. Truth.
-Dobbins-''I hear your son intends
to make his debut as an actor next
weelx?" Jobbins-'So hear" Dobbins
What win ne be most apt TO appear
imp" Jobbins-'Well, If he depends on
his talent for living, l think he will
eventually appear in the poorhouse."-
Yonlxcrs Gazette.
-Customc-'Fm startin' a little
store out my way. ! 'spase | can get
somethin' throwed off the retail prices
on clothin'?" Certainly
What shall show you first?" Custom
er-"I just want to get pair of over
alls to wear in the tin-sbop. It's hard
ware store I'm startin' Smith, Gray
& Co. IS Monthly.
"A Ger tain act of patronage was
conferred by poet whose name be-
gan with Il T, on Alexander Smith,
which the young man very naturally
resented When T observed:
"Never mind what the critics say, ]
like your poems," Smith is said to
have replied: "Oh. sir, do not discour
age me-"