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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-01-18

Since its first introduction, Electric Bit
tiers has gained rapidly in popular favor,
until now it is clearly in the lead among
pure medicinal tonics and Alternatives
containing nothing which permits its use
as beverage or 1ntoxicant, 1t is recog-
nized as the best and purest medicine for
all ailments of Stomach, Liver or Kid
neys.-lt will cure Sick Headache, Indi-
gestion, Constipation, and drive Malaria
from the system. Satisfaction guaran-
teed with each bottle or the money will
be refunded Price only soc per bottle.
Sold by H. T Eberle. druggist.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-01-18
SOLD BY DRUGGISTS.


Band measure at numbers /, 2, 3. Price
$3.50 to 36 inches, and 10 cents extra for
each additional inch
Pills $3.50 per bottle, or three bottles
for $500, enough for one treatment.
Obesity Fruit Salt 81 90 per bottle.
You can buy the Pills, Bands and Salt
direct from our stores, or by mail or ex-
press
pB~ Correspondence and goods for
warded in plain, sealed package.
NOTICE. Dr. Edison's Electric Belts
and Finger Rings are sold at our stores
Send for our special Electric Belt Circu-
lar, sealed.
Electric Belts $1OO and up 1nsoles
so cents per pair.
LoRING & Co., Proprietors and Gen'lAgts,
IS A East Washington ST., Chicago III.
mot an apotheeary store, but parlor, 2l5-
b, up one flight
1929 Hamilton Place, Boston, Mass.
40 AZ West 2ond ST., New York City
Cut this out and keep it, and send for our
full (eight column) article on Obesity
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-01-18
One Enough.

Bilkins-So you don't go to the mas
querade ball?
Wilkins-No; I made fool of myself
there last season, and [ don't care to
risk it again.
Bilkins-Eh? Didn't drink too much.
did you?
Wilkins-No. But when the masks
were removed, 1 discovered that I'd
wasted whole evening and twenty
dollars spooning with my wife-N. Y.
Weekly
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-01-18
Rucklen's Arnica SaIxe.

The Best Salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands. chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures Piles, or NO pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfectsatisfactIo
or money refunded. Price 25 cents per
pox. For sale by II. r Eberle.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-01-18
FOB

DR.. EDIsON's FAMOUS PILLS AND
BANDS AND OBESITY FRUIT SALT
REDUCE YOUR WEIGHT WITHOUT DIETING;
CURES THE CAUSES OF OBESITY, SUCH AS
DYSPEPSIA, RHEUMATISM, NERVOUS
NESS, CATARRH, KIDNEY TROUBLES;
KEEPS YOU HEALTHY, AND BEAUTIFIES
THE COMPLEXION.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-01-18
The Rash Act Endorsed,

"What was his occupation?" asked
the coroner.
''He was detective in the employ of
a divorce lawyer" answered the wit
ness.
The verdict of the jury was "Justifia-
BILE suicide. Chicago Tribune.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-01-18
Sunday w Grid

Three years ago weighed 26S pounds
Obesity Pills and Salts 1 reduced to 1863
pounds and easily keep at this weight
| saw how much other correspondents OF
your valuable papers were benefited and
wished to give the Dr. treatment trial
DR., Edison's Obesity Fruit Salt is the
best and simplest remedy for regulating
the action of the liver that has been dis
covered. The printed formula on the
label of the Fruit Salts shows their value
to sufferers from excessive fat or flesh
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-01-18
Would Live Forever,

His Father-My son, take my advice
and never marry.
The Son-But what shall do to per-
petuate the name?
His Father-The name will be i'm
mortal as that of a man who had sense
enough not to marry.-Truth.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-01-18

Prof. HALE, Chicago University, writes
to the Chicago Herald, Sept. Is, 1892:
Corpulent men, should pay some atten-
ton to reducing their weight. When a
man is troubled with rheumatism, dys-
pepsia, kidney trouble or nervousness the
reducing Of weight is slower, until the
Obesity Pills have cured the disease that
caused obesity. The pills soften and
beautify the kin Of the face
[ am at liberty to cite case in point
Under my advice Mr. Armour used an
Edison Obesity Band and 8 bottles of
Pills and lost % pounds in weeks. Other
patients have been equally successful.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-01-18

Now is the winter of our discomfort
made glorious summer" by Ayers
Sarsaparilla. This wonderful medicine
SO invigorates the system and enriches
the blood that cold weather becomes
enjoyable. Arctic explorers
would do we'll to make a note of this.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-01-18
At the Gate.

st. Peter-Where do you come from?
Applicant-Chicago.
st. Peter-Im very sorry, but this
place is not big enough for you.-Jury.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-01-18
CHICAGO BOARD OF TRADE

| again write you 10 say | have lost 10
pounds, making AZ pounds lost in 10
weeks by using 4 bottles of Dir. Edison's
Obesity Pills and wearing his Obesity
Band Very truly yours,
CHARLES H. KING.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-01-18

Graduate Chicago Veterinary College.
Treats all diseases of Domesticated Animals.
Horse Dentistry speciality.
WATERFOWL, WISCONSIN,
Office at the Livery Stable of N. ]. Simon
Co.. on First St., opposite Commercial Hotel
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-01-18
More Poultry Wanted!

The Holidays have passed, but |
still want Poultry, and will pay
prices to suit all. | also want all
your Turkey Wing and Tail Fea-
theirs, for which | wall pay good
prices.
RS-Highest Market Prices Paid for
Butter and Eggs.
H L. KERR,
900 Yves Main st.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07


MiDDLETowN Is to be congratulated
upon again having electric lights. Our
light Commission Is entitled to the
gratitude Of every citizen for their
successful efforts in producing such
grand results as have already been
witnessed upon our streets. The lights
are all and more than was anticipated,
and everybody wears smile when the
lights are turned on. Once more our
town assumes metropolitan airs, and
nothing becomes her % vel. No5
only are the lights great comfort and
satisfaction, but also q blessing and
protection, and our light Commission
may well take pride in having accom-
plished SO well their undertaking.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07
s1nn Reward. 500.

The reader of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at leas'
one dreaded disease that science ha:
been able to cure In all its stages, and
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity, Catarrh being 9
constitutional disease, requires con-
stitutional treatment. Halls CataIrh
Cure is taken internally. acting direct
ly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of
the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease. aud giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in
doing its work. The proprietors have
SO much faith in its curative powers,
that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure.
send for list of testimonials. Adde'S,
F. j. CHENEY 6 CO., Toledo, O.
g. Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

If instead Of sending him to Rome.
Mr. Cleveland would only decide to
send "Jimmyn Van Allen and his
single-barrelled eyeglass to represent
this country at the capital Of some en-
terprising Canibal land whore the pro-
gressive and hospitible citizens would
take enough interest in him to serve
him up well.done in honor Of the occa-
sion of his arrival, there would spring
up between us and that Canibal land
an era of good feeling and brotherly
love that time and the sins Of future
generations could not efface.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07


bage leaves, parings of carrots, tur-
nips, potatoes, tea leaves, coffee
grounds. bits of stalk, pea pods and the
like. There they should remain
covered until the dinner is served.
Then while the kitchen FIRE is still hot
they should be placed on the Goals,
covered with a few fresh Goals or cinders
and the stove lids repla eed. Later q
raking down and fresh coal will cause
the fire to burn up brightly, and mean
time all the disease-breeding scraps
will have been reduced to harmless
ashes.
Ii at first you don't succeed,
Try, try again,
For perseverance overcomes
All things OF mortal ken,
And If you do not get the girl
iou want, or think you 40,
You're safe In betting you will get
The girl that's wanting you.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

Now that electric lights have come
to stay, and obr people can no longer
gfumble about the darkness, they have
begun to look around for something
else to end fault with. The sidewalks
are now being severely condemned,
and not without cause 'tis true. When
the Town Fathers have recovered from
their enjoyment Of the new lights, they
win doubtless see that the condition OF
our pavements is worthy of improve
ment. Truly there is no rest for the
Town Fathersl
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07
TO THE woRLD.s FAIR VIA B. g o.
Going via Washington and Returning


Going via Washington and Returning
via Niagara Falls.
The Baltimore and Ohio railroad has
placed on sale at its Offices throughout the
East, excursion tickets to Chicago, good
going via Washington and returning via
Niagara Falls. with the privilege of stop
over at each point. These tickets are valid
for return journey until November 10Th,
and are not restricted to certain trains, but
are good on all B. and o. trains and permit
holders to travel via Pittsburg via Grafton
By either route passengers cross the Ale
gleny mountains, 5000 feet above the sea
level, amid the most picturesque scenery in
in America. Sleeping car accommodations
may be reserved in advance upon applica-
ton to nearest B. ond o. ticket office.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

yeHiouzy OF
determined to consult DIR. THEEL, and what kind Of
man he His appearance and confidence
He explained how impossible 1t for ignorant quacks to
compete with educated physician and that yc
tins they compelled to advertise advice free chcap
treatment and said that not for laxity State
medical law they would not be allowed their infer
nal business From my experience with them knew this to
be perfectly As result Of his thorough exanInation
he explained what necessary to relieve weakened e
haused condition due 70 loss Of Vitality the early
evil habits and what the end surely be II nehy
losses were not stopped also what be to re-
stricturea that give fearful agony, and cure
gleety discharge. Although In deplorabe state Of
health he positive be could restore perfect health
having had In his long experience thousands Of worse
cases that had resisted all other treatment To-day am
strong well able 20 do any kind Of vorka to The
knowledge and skill Of DR. THEEL, 1917 ARCH Street
Phila He the Specialist whom all those who vany
seeking relief should consult once.
wish to right here, during my soourn under the
Doctors his beautiful country home more
gentlemen who had been placed there by their parents and
friends and all three len there permanently cured me-
prang the wonderful skill and ability the Doctor had
friend and father
No name address Of any patient will be nub.
Hshed unless they so desire. strietest seereey
guaranteed to every patient
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

WE would like to hear the opinion Of
the Dslauarean on the remarks Of L.
Irving Handy, Esq, Chairman of the
Democratic State Central Committee
and would be Democratic nominee for
Congress, on the silver question as
given in an interview with an Every
Evening reporter this week. We can
not say that We have discovered arr
striking similarity between the opinion
ps the two on this question.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

IT Is hard 10 tell which is the worse,
leadership that cannot lead, or a fol-
lowing that will not follow. The q.
s. Senate is evidently afflicted with
both evils.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

who has loafed in hammocks and lam
guished on piazza cushions and lounged
beneath the trees must turn her back
on such idleness and ''brace up as her
brothers say. 1t makes no differ
ence.
1t is to be hoped that she enters the
fray with vigorous health as result of
her summer. If she does, her first busi-
ness is, of course, to retain it; if she
does not she must proceed to get it.
The autumn air is bracing and she must
fill her lungs with just as much of it
as possible. She must keep firm mus
cles firm or harden weak ones, as the
case may be, with walks in the open
air and with the excellent indoor GYM
nastics which this column from time to
time calls to her attention. She must
never let her slumbers be prolonged to
such a degree that she has not time be-
fore breakfast for her five minutes ex-
ercises and her cold or tepid bath. If
any part Of her toilet must be neglected
let it be the crimping of her locks, or
even the polishing Of her nails rather
than either Of the fundamental pro-
cesses.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07
NO CneQp. Poisonous Treatment.

MR. L. A. T. VERGERSON 'savf
under oath: Failing to cure me, the
professional pride Of my family physi.
clan would not permit him TO acknov-
ledge DR.. THEEL's ability. by ad
vising me To consult him. IN looking
Tor relief went to see different adver
Using doctors who gave advice free,
bat was 30 discouraged by their in.
ability to examine me properly that
could not be persuaded into taking
their cheap treatment. They all seem.
ed to take great satisfaction In warning
me against DR.. THEEL, 1917
ARCH Street. Phila. II was only
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07


There seems no end to the fancy
kerchief and collars which milady of
fashion delights in wearing about her
neck. One girl boasts that she owns
TWEEN ty-five of these flmy affairs, but
one forgives her when she declares that
she made every one herself. AS long
as the demand continues collarettes are
snre to come. The latest seems just
made for the theaere, to be worn vita
black silk or velvet bodice. On a
band of black velvet ribbon are sewed
pink roses, with the edges of the petals
tripped with feathers. The collar
fastens in front with bow of striped
black and pink ribbon, which hangs
down with long ends.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

The party whip is being brought into
use to force Democratic Senators into
voting to confirm the nomination Of
Mr.. Van Allen to be ambassador to-
Italy. notwithstanding the general be-
lief Of the charge that he bought the
nomination with bis $50, 900 coniribu-
tion to the Cleveland campaign fund.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

This is an excellent season in which
to cultivate the virtue of economy.
Every one who hasn't lost money ex-
poets to, and saving is becoming fash
ionable. The young woman who lives
at home can take the second girls
place. and the young woman who
works can fearlessly lunch on bread
and milk and walk up town every
night instead Of riding without being
regarded as 'stingy.' In fact, any
other course will lay her open to the
charge of reckless and ostentatious
extravaganza. Old clothes may be
worn with impunity, and altogether,
a neat little bank account should grow
out of winters economy-to say moth
ing of increased bodily yigor, mental
strength and consequent self-respect.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

If only women would make their ear
ly morning housework light, the gain
In health and temper to their families
would be inestimable. For a women
who does not keep servant to bake
rolls. stew potatoes, broil steak and do
all the other things which are involved
In ''getting breakfast, !" is folly. In the
first place the labor of making the fire
necessary to cook these things is no ligh,
labor. BY the time she sits down 10
breakfast she is already worn out with
her task, while her husband is just get
ting ready for his.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07
Our Wonan's
....Colur11n
The Summer Girl at Home-Timely
Hints to Housekeepers.

HETHER she be-
long to the noble
army of wage
earners, t b g
goodly f clio w
ship of students,
or is merely one
of the butterfly
portion of the
community, the
young person
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

Bread that is invariable good may be
bought from baker. Fruit that serves
as delicious sort of tonic and appetiz-
er also needs no preparation. Un gas
stove, which may be lighted in an in
liant, oatmeal, eggs and coffee may be
cooked and steak or chops broiled. The
whole preparation for breakfast need
not take more than half an hour, and
about one-quarter of the labor involved
in the bread baking process alone.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

Fall Suits
Fall Overcoats,
Fall Trousers,
Fall Tailoring.
Fall Underwear,
Fall Furnishings,
Fall Hats,
Fall Shoes,
For Men,
For Boys,
For young Men,
For Little Boys,
Latest Styles,
Lowest Prices,
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

AS necessary and invariable part of
each days household duties as the
washing of the dishes should be the
regular and systematic burning of all
unsavory bits, animal or vegetable. If
the air about each individuals domicle
were thus kept clean and pure, public
precautions against pests would not be
SO essential and their lack not SO fear
inspiring.
A oogered pail should be provided,
into which may Be put at once all
scraps, refuse Of lsh, fowl game, cab.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

guaranteed and all the trains oevs etc., By the combined
Aopsthc Homeopathic, and Eclectic systems medicine
Relief Fresh cured in TO 10 days i've
stamps for book Truth, something that viii
astonsh you, and true friend suffering humanity and
those contemplating marriage Hours daily; to even
ings to 8; Sundays, IL NJ Beware Of Quacks their
book literature and fraudulent advertisements.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

The date ON tine label ON your
paper s1ovvs the time to which
your aubscriptin IL paid TO
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

The black and white craze has
reached The slipper, SO that the popu-
larly dressed young woman is now,
"lrom top to toe, y in what we may call
printers colors.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

The Press has the best possible organiza-
ant sources, and with nearly 400 correspond
ents in Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Della
ware the State and near-at home news Is
covered with a routine carefulness and at
tention to detail not even attempted by any
other paper.
The Press has also the best OF correspond
ents in all the great cities of the United
States, as we'll as financial and railroads ex-
perts in Chicago and the West, who keep the
paper more than abrest with events.
The columns of the Sunday Press are en-
riched by contributions from those whose
names are written high in our lists OF great
authors, novelirts, essayists, as well as from
men of high rank in public life. The best
authors know that their best audiences are
the readers OF the Daily, Weekly and Sunday
Press.
In politics 7he Press knows no other
master than the people, and the past year
has seen, as has been seen before, the marked
tact that 1t is subservient to no political boss.
1t has no political ambitions to foster, but
looks after the interests OF its readers, and
delivers itself upon the issues OF the day in
a manner both frank and feerless, letting
the facts speak for themselves and evadlng
no issues, but meeting them all ON the basis
of fair play TO all men at all times. Its pages
know no distinctions and the rights OF one
class over another are neither recognized
Eor supported.
Advertisements of Help Wanted may be
inserted in The Press tor One Cent Word.
Advertisements OF Situations Wanted u
Cent a Word. Special days for advertise.
ments: Sunday Wednesday. SATURDAY..
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

against iiis ptVpootstDh any "a5
A poor craze man was arrested in
the White House the other day and
ever since those who justify the en-
ployment of private detectives to pro-
tect the President have been s.filling
up'' gullibIe newspaper correspondents
with the details of the narrow escape
Of the President and the bloodthirsty-
ness of the wouldbe assassin. Its all
poppy.cock; poor devil who is half
witted walked into the White House,
and because of his rambling talk was
arrested. He had no weapon Of any
kind and could not possibly have hurt
any body had he been so inclined.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07
Ole cyliddIfiolun Granstripl
/. WzzxEr NzwsrArzn.

oss1or-MzIs ArD BROAD srnazrs.
MIDDLEToWN. DELAWARE.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07
MIDDLETowN, OCT. !, 1893.

Earsa al he Posi- o5ies as second-e'ass matter
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07

Pennsylvanians, Mr.. Barker's trip to
Washington might have had a different
result, although the chances were
against his proposition anyway.
Middletown transcript., 1893-10-07
IF You Are
Not Posted
DIR. THEEL
13l7ARCH St.

Philadelphia, (0fices Strictly Private)
Is the only one able to cure the unfor.
tunate suffering from Blood Poison,
Special Diseases, Structures, De.
bility, decay, impotency, etc.,
primary or secondary, emo matter what
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1893-04-08
WIT AND WISDOM.

1T sometimes takes an entire life.
time to pay for one folly.-Galvcston
News.
Faith without works is an engine
without any fire under the boiler
Rams Horn.
The milk of human kindness would
be good deal richer if it was mt skim
med SO often.-Puck.
No one can know the value of . 1T
tie scratch on red wagon until he of.
fers it for salc.-Atchison Globe.
1T is a wrong impression a man gets
when he thinks he can pull himself out
Of trouble with . corkscrcw.-Yonkers
Statesman.
Iron in the blood is . common phys
ical fact but the real man of mettle
must also have an iron wilt-Philadel-
phia Times
There arc people who claim to be
praying for the heather who never take
any thing bigger than two-cent piece
to church. Horn.
Many q women who resolves when
she is married to make over her hus-
band, ends by being content to make
over her bonnetS-Texas Siftingx
Civil service is said to be progress.
ing charmingly at Washington, but you
can't always be sure OF it at = railway
station ticket NATURALIZATION Globe.
The devil has . mortgage on the
soul of the man who expects to go to
Heaven because he has never rob-
~ : A>~l. -. ,.s11nx1 ~. h~cxh>. D>-s.
Horn.
-'.I suppose Denton IS making .
name for himself in the city," "Well.
judging from the police reports he has
made himself two or three.
Ocean.
-Wi!e-Doctor, my husband is sub
ject to fits. What shall do? Physician
Tell him, madame, to order his
clothes in London -Clothier and Fur
nishcr.
The Philosophy of Life.-Cobblc-I
should think you would want TO get
married and have someone to mend
your clothes Stone-If got married.
old man, I wouldn't have any clothes
to mend.-Detroit Free Press
lis that your daughter making all
that noise, Mira ClantyT' my daugh-
ter, Old have you to know, MIRA Halo
ran. is cultivatin' her voice" ''Culti-
vatin' her voice. is it, Mrs. Clanty9 It's
meself that 'ud loike to compliment her
on the big crop she's gcttin. Wash
ington Star.
And yet there should be no regret
II IL not the thing but the le sson that
counts in the sum of being. Not the
love but the having loved; not the hope
but the hoping: not the joy, but the joy
business that is the vital thing. Love.
hope, joy-these are Of worth rs they
make us If they have made us. that is
all we need ask. Then there should be
no regret There is pathos because
these great things have passed and have
not left Us great-Leslie w. Srrague.