New-York tribune., 1893-07-06
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Tn snoaking OF the restrictions on imported ht-
c,o,ure in Turkey the Rev. Dr. F. L. Clark says "soms
OF these objections to current literature are SHY anu
pucric enough. a textbook on chemistry was re-
Gently forbidden because 1t contained the famhar
formula III . o., which was construed by the sapent
censor TO mean Hamd II the rcignn5 suitah Is noun
Ing. A geographical textbook, which naturally con-
tanned alIusions TO the union OF rivers was con-
demned because the sultan does not wish his peopie
10 know any thing about union or combination Wine
a treatise on natural history was forbidden because
in ifs chapter on starfshcs IT was supposed 10 con-
tain some occult allusion to the suitans palace
which is named the STAR
Effect OF Tropical Climate" The LATEST feilers
see not barIln' Thompson mr. down in central
America. Tell you what see. once. @waiideind van nS
into rc saloon that one OF ,o tng gresrn an,n Np nd
tohe with lot Of dice on It. an all OF 'em warhn
them dee as I they peCSa peGnnrb .na@ they % did In minute
Then got onto their game lon SEE apoui m c,s,y syy
three four minutes they Is u Isttin in the
earthquake do the shakin' 81 the box LOT en-. a'"'
what do you think OF that l'-llndlahapo''S 'ou'""i
4 number Of Philadelphia men carry with them
cards on which Is printed the following hiorhauon'
am not going TO the Worlds Fair
For the purposes OF economy shall go to Europe
instead.
It IS not hot enough for me.
rverv time they meet IA man tLov display the card
ond Tins head OF the two other~ie inevitable ques-
tons under which American civilization Is at preseh'
s.oaninS
An Original mpoSitlon.-Ieacher-->re any " ''N'
compositions ready
Little Grl-Mlne Is.
Ia it an original comp ~itionF
DOCS ~ it tell of your own experiences and observa'
VERY well. You may read it, A., .,.
IN n
looked lovely an the corpse looked natural
d smiths Good News.
The Interstate Commerce Commission has win pe'
coming gravity declared that celery Is vegetable ana
cot fruit. The country brealhes freely once more
little incident that happened not long z, 'incE n,na IN
IIarmanus Bleecker liall caused neai al AM oi
gentleman. Well known and much respected ID an
circles in the city ana young ag wee tT The
Young lady would say things two or three tunes 10
the old gentleman who would & a. last ina hear dr aa akn:
about fruit and their likes and dlsllhes sid 10 @ s
SG SSntHn Thc IN old ln rcEeman D didn't catch it.
smiled and said WHAT The yonnS iany reP,a,sa req, s
old old gt genticman didn't understand. The youns lady
then bent close 70 the ear OF me od genteHlan .
ana Sia W DO T"' yo" like bananas - The old gen.
oman seemed 40 understand and yet was sirpisen;
io her in quite 4 loud tone No. like the old.
fashioned night-shirs best quiet litter went vent
H"mng lady blushed furiolsiy at the idea that she
had been understood asking the old gentleman now
he liked the new.fansled paiamas.-(Albany Argus.
The Congregational Church Union Of Boston has
appled for license 10 organize athletic meet. on
the ground that It the duty OF church members 30
try TO save mems bodies well as their souls.
Magistrate Ito prsoncr)-IIavc you any remarks to
make a., A., ~.
Prisoner "a barbcr)-Yes, your worship Your hair
WacistratcEso does yours. Three months .-(rt
Its.
Definitions OF whIskers: Tho French style Of mus
,achc and goatce. Gauwnys, red side whskers. Burn.
sides.
Uelcn-I do think that man stood In front OF IN
the car must have been perfect brute.
Nc,iic-Why. dear
-" stood on his foot for twenty minutes and ne
didn't have manners enough TO offer ME his seat
-(ChIcago lnterOccan.
The Nation Publishing Company OF this city has
begun the Issue of Il illustrated monthly, called
The American soldier the object Of which VIII 10
10 place before the American people the soldiers sac
OF the pension question and also to publish interesting
articles and stories relating 10 the Civil war py PROM
inent writer's. The first number. which has Just aP
pcarcd. is slightly In appearance and contains NUM-
brr OF capital articles OF which are ilisti'eu'
The old soldiers and all who appreciate "hat ihey
did for the country will find The American soioer
well worth reading
Nice Summer Rcsor-"I suppose II Is quite cool
i'm the Scotch Highlands, even In summer, said
II,tshurycr to n friend who had been ~ Scotiand
Yes" the latter replied ,ne mns wear 'ue"
fIrzc all the time. .'-(IHtsburg ChrOhlce'