The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1893-06-28
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
Artificial ivory is now manufactured
out of condensed sl,in milk.


= Artificial ivory is now manufactured
out of condensed skin milk.
The cry of the gray squirrel is an
exact imitation of that of young baby.
The average farmers boy leaves no
stone unturned, except the grindstone.
= Of one thousand deaths In Europe,
sixteen are by violence in the United
States, forty-one.
= Peastraw: How is your niece look
ing these days, Barnes: Just the same
as usual-for man.
"A young lady of Brooksville, Fla,
has pet pig that follows her through
the streets like dog.
"A New York woman asks for 3
divorce because her husband stuffed
cayenne pepper in her mouth.
Mrs. E. J. Whitton, of Topeham.
Me-, has hair which measures 8 fest q
inches. It has been growing 10 years.
"Binkles and his girl have had
another falling out" "Is 1t possible?
What caused it," defective ham.
mock"
Ever since the Garden of Eden,
whenever anything goes wrong, there is
always man around to lay the blame on
the woman.
= The Knights of Honor have initia-
ted over z4S, 900 members and. have paid,
more m 81, 900 death claims, amount
ing to fully $42,00o,0Oo.
solomon's temple was 107 feet long,
a6 feet broad and "a feet high. Though
wonder of the world, it was not larger
than many private homes Of the present
time. 81
Assuming the working age to be
from twenty to sixty years, aud counting
only male workers, 440 persons in this
country live on the labor of every 100
workers. @'--'-' --.1r
An East Tennessee man, after TAX.
ing a drink of water out of 3 well bucket,
which stood on the ground, discovered TO
his horror, q moccasin coiledi in the bot
tom of the bucket.
Dennis Koorbee, who recently died
in Ireland at the age of 83, had Schil-
dren, 299 grandchildren and 944 great.
grandchildren. He had been married
seven times.
= There iaa lake near Chestertown,
Nd, called Still Pond, which, 1t is said,
has never been rufled by the most yio-
lent storms. Another popularity about
It is that the water never freezes.
- An editorial notice of woman's
grocery store reads as follows: Her
tomatoes are as red as her own cheeks,
her indigo is as blue as her own eyes, and
her pepper as hot as her own temper.
= Only pause and think Of the. differ.
euce in every home that is made by one
even, pleasant, sunny temper; and when
a whole family are amisble and coDsid-
crate, it is almost too sweet for earth.
The New York man who drew up
the law to regulate fishing in that Statss
has just been arrested for violating IT,.
Whata terrible amount of wickedness
this sport of catching fish is. responsibs q
for. NJ.
As blood-purifer, the most emia
nent physicians prescribe Ayers Sarsa-s
parilla. It is the most powerful combi.
nation of vegetable alternatives ever ofefsl
ed to the public. AS aspiring and family
medicine, it may be freely used by old
and young alike.
- There is al horse in Florida that be.
comes wildly excited and unmanageable
whenever anyone approaches him having.
breath that smells of whiskey. You
can bet the animal is not a thorough
bred from Kentucky.
There is woman in Kansas who 10
not only supporting her husband, hs.
being too busy with politics TO work, but
who is also paying in installmenb, the
bill for his first wife's. funeral. This
would indicate that eligible men are very
scarce in Kansas. x
When the blood is loaded with in-:
purities, the whole system becomes
disordered. This condition of thiDgs
cannot last long without serious results.
In such cases, powerful Alternative Is
needed, such as Ayer's sarsaparilla. It
never fails, and mas no equal.
How water, commonly called sap,
necessary to the life of tree. passes from
the roots to the fopmost leaf and evapo-
rates is problem not yet solved by
botauists. It is known that the ascent is
made chiefly in cavities in the sap wood
only, the heart wood and bark,serving
other purposes.
$50 Marjorie Dobbins is going to be-
married." said the young man Who had
been calling on Nellie for two years. and
| had not declared himself. swell, + sup.
pose her parents will be sorry to lose
her, for parents usually are, aren't they 2"
Indeed, I can't say," replied Nellie,
"but papa is in the next room and You
might ask him."
-"Have- you ever taken any pains to
collect this bill against old Medder-
grass?" inquired the head of the firm.
"Pains ?" exclaimed the bill collector.
"Pains, did you says Great Scott !! I
have climbed dozen bsrbed-wire fem
ces, been chased by q bulldog, and picked
| half pint of birdshot out Of my legs By
George, sir, I have!"
- People should never 60 in the early
morning to get boots and shoes fitted.
In the latter part of the day the feet are
at their maximum size. Activity and
standing tend to enlarge the feet. If
people would remember this rule there
would not be so many complaints of
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