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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-07-19
A Novel Plea for Divorce.
From the westminster Gazette


The causes of coniugal infelicity are
like the stars in number, but seldom have
they been SO curious in character as those
enumerated by a witness in the divorce
court on Saturday.
Witness considered he was the injured
party, as the petitioner was continually
Directing to the shape of his feet. Laugh
ter.
He further said that when he had his
hair cut it was never done to please the
petitioner. Laughter.
She ais used to say his upper lip did not
suit her.
She was continually blaming him for
leaving out his his in speaking
He was not 50 well up in theological
subjects as his wife
And there was sometimes a divergence
OF opinion when they were talking about
the sermon they had heard
One is not surprised after this to hear
that one Of the allegations against the
respondent is that he had struck the pc
titioner with the Methodist Magazine!
Her Little Joke-.Why did you toss young
Chapley OVerboardf"
oh. was tired Of him. wanted to renew
my youth dom you know. Life 5 Calendar.
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erd ment q baIganp ono - - - -

a sharp break followed Ribs got rally of
2Oc from the low point After this action
trade became very quiet.
Chicago, July lS.-Cash quotations we're
as follows: Flour weak and nominal; No. 2
spring in sack So S. bakers e p. Wheat
No spring 6S14068%c. Corn-No. ? 39asc.
Oats-No. 2 2s54c Mess pork 31S 75d1s ~.
Lard, per 100 pounds 50 S71aG19 40 Short rib
sides, loose, 81 s7140E7 co. Dry sailed should
ers boxed So 25ds 50; short clear sides
boxed. 50 7s6l1OOO. WHISKY 81 u.
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SHIIeU ItSLtTUHN.
Steamship Tallahassee. New York,


Baltimore, July l5-Sailed, schrs A D Lam
SON Smith, Savannah oliver Booth Jack
sonvillc.
New York, July 16-Arrived schr A H Howe
PeckwOrth Port Royal
Halifax July l6-Arrived, schr Walter Sum
ner [Brl, Brunswick.
Boston July l6-Arrived, bark Bruce Haw-
kins, Quincy. Brunswick brig Lizzie B VIII
ley, Wiley Brunswick
Charleston, July 16-Arrived, schr Oscar c
Schmidt. Bacon, BoothDay.
Jacksonville, July 15-Arriyed, schr Carrie
L Godfrey. Somers. Philadelphia.
Sailed from bar 18th, schr John w Hall
New York.
ME Hubert, Charleston.
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Charleston, .
steady at 25c.
Fruit and Vegetable Market.

81 90 O. 3 co; crates, SOC n 81 co. Bartlett
crates, 81 90 a 81 30; Clapp's favorite crates
81 80 al & 90; peaches carriers, 81 90 "a - So
grapes. Delaware, pounds, 25c a. 80, Cham
piOn, 10 pounds. 25c a 30: watermelons
fancy, $40 20 S18 90; medium, $40 90 65l5 co.
tomatoes, 75c a 81 90.
PALMER. RIVENBERG & Co
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Steamer Seminole, arrived at New Yorl
July 49, from Charleston, spoke schr @ Wood
hull, bound to st Simons, off Body IslanC
July IS.
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Per steamship Tallahassee for New York
Miss Case Miss Susie II farrell, Chas AlcOrn,
u Witham, J T. Dc LoCuesta, Il I. McGin-
mes G r McGinnes. w j Stephenson, $ II
Rothschild, J w q eil and wife, j N Cell and
wife, j d Steward. Miss Mary Simpson, Mrs
trie Lee. j NJ Lee Jr Miss Cornolia Lee w d
Bailey Mrs b L Behrend. 0 NJ Sutherland,
Mrs Edward Rocks Osky, Emmett O'Con-
nell, J O'Connell, G. II Hartshorn, Mrs w T.
Jesetts and family Miss II II Pollen Mr.
Swaby, f A Lane r COnans
Per steamship Nacoochee from New York
W G TOwnes, f f Rogers, Y b McIvaine
and wife, ID Rearden, Col John Screveu, Capt
r i Tattnall, II A Blulke Miss f. Johnson, l.
l. Kilt, S f Dryfus, Mrs M r. Basslur, ID +
Hastie, Capt II Hanlon, G e Lovell, A Heus-
len, p COwburn and wife, J Collier Miss
N Flowers, Mrs II Flowers, Miss A Rogers w
A Gayle and wife, Mr. Gayle's servant, and 4
steerage.
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Galveston, July 16-Barge Regulator which
sunk on the bar Friday night, was success
fully raised this morning. AS soon as dis
charged Of her cargo Of coal she will be placed
on the marine ways and the hole made In her
bow by running into her anchor repaired.
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For over Fifty Years.

Mrs. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has
been used for children teething. Itsoothes
the child, softens the gums, allays all pain.
cures wind collie, and is the best remedyf for
diarrhBa. Twenty-Five cents a bot
tle.-Ad.
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Savannah, Ga. April IA. 1892 ONCE OF Nc.
DonoUgh Ballantyne. Messrs. Lippman
Bros, savannah, GA, Gentlemen:-I beg to
add my testimonial OF the great virture OF
I. p. i. have suffered for years with Rheu-
matism and could get no relief from any
source. took couple of courses OF your p
p. r., and IL has cured me entirely, 1 most
heartily recommend 10 to all sufferers. Yours
truly, T. Ballantyne. Of McDonough & BaIlan-
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MARINE INTELLIGENCE.

Sun Sets Observation-Disclosures. 6:5s
High Water at Savannah. II SO am 11:47 pm.
STANDARD Time)
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" IWTIV1IUEi D NY 10 T0Yo'
Arrived Yesterday.

Bark Magne [Norl, Sorensen, Tonsberg, in
ballast-Chr G. Dahl & Co.
Bark Sondre INorl, Nielsen London, In bal
last r Minis & Co.
Steamer Katie. Bevill Augusta and way
landings-W II Gibson Manager.
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10 bbls tar, so bbls pitch, 100 oars, 81 turtles,
206 tons pig iron, 81, 1874 watcrmelonS 1914 bales
domestics and yarns 5,276 plIgs fruit ll5 pkgs
vegetables PIG pkgs mdse.
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You Are Thinking

ora place to spend the summer Write
now(a postal will do) to the Morning News
for suggestions and information Facts
about any summer resort in the world,
any railway time table, the circular Of
any hotel or boarding house, sailings Of
steamships, hints about routes whatever
you want to 1now-will be sent postpaid,
without charge, on application, by spe-
cial arrangement with the Recreation
Department of Christian Union Address
the Morning News, Savannah. Ga.-Ad.
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NntIce TO Mariners.

Pilot charts and all nautical information
win be furnished masters Of vessels free OF
charge IN United States photographic once
In the custom house, Captains are requested
TO call at the office.
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Steamer David Kemps, Strobhar Darien
and Brunswick-H Strobhar, Agent.
Steamer Alpha, Daniels Beaufort and Port
RoyaI-C II Medlock. Agent
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Leading futures ranged as follows:

Baltimore. Nd. july 18.-Flour dull. Wheat
weak; No. red on spot 674d671ac; July
68c August 68G1681s milling wheat by sample
6S6l69c Corn weak and dull; mixed on spot
and July delivery axe; August 4724 C sellers;
white corn by sample SIC noninally; yellow
by sample soc nominal.
New Orleans. July lS.-Coffee. Rio. ordinary
to fair 171a@19a6c. Sugar quiet; open kettle
good common 334G38 fair to good fair $40
SIC; centrifugals, choice, yellow clarified
7-l6c; prime yellow clarified 4 5-16Q4%c;
prime do. 4 5.l609sc; seconds 3 1-160ll-l6c.
Molasses nominal.
Cincinnati. July 18-Flour, easy; fancy
81 60G2 81; family s. 1902 p. Wheat in fair
demand for best-No red 60c Corn firm;
No. mixed 42c. Oats stronger; No. mixed
334@34c. Rye dull and nominal-NO. ? SOC.
Pork neglected at S17 90. Lard weak at &c.
Bulk meats dull at 81 371261S 50. Bacon weak
at $40 621&Ql0 75 Whisky steady at 81 II.
Sugar in fair demand and firm.
Naval Stores.
Charleston, July 18.-Spirits turpentine
steady at 25c Rosin steady; A B, G, and
offered at S5c; S1.O0 for good strained
Wilmington, July 18-ROsin firm; strained
at soc; good strained SIC bid Spirits tur
pentine 1irm at 242lc bid Tar firm at 81 10
crude turpentine firm; hard 05c; soft and
virgin 81 60.
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Per steamship Tallahassee for New York
400 bales upland cotton. 10 Dales SEA island
cotton 3l7 bbls rice 636 bbls rosin, rs bbls oil,
2s0 bbls spirits turpentine $3.50 feet Lumber,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-07-19
Color Shirts
Bolts.

Cheaper than ever, pretty patterns, at
LaFar's BroughtOn street.-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-07-19

Menis Night Shirts and handkerchief
In variety, at LaFars Broughton street.
I'D
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-07-19

Silk belts and leather for men or boys,
at LaFar's, Broughton street.-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-07-19

Tennis Shoes and Gymnasium Shoes
cents upward, at LaFar's-ad.
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Departed Yesterday.

Steamship Nacoochee, Smith, New York
G O Anderson.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-07-19

Nice Sun Umbrellas
All sizes, at LaFar's, Broughton street
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Great deduction
In boys straw hats, at LaFar's, Brough.
ton strcet.-ad
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sAvANNAH MARKETS.
OrricE MoRNNG NEWS
. ~. F-Ft. as Feua
r-L 80 nri- htenea up q lltt.

mt market pd htened mp little
,,.. a-t there was some demand for spots.
Consequently, the sales AGGREGATED
naa the combined sales OF the past
...ss At the regular call az io'clock
'-,...ar,3n exchange the market was bull
..agdv. with sales OF SIS bales. The
N.-. are the Official spot quotations Of
' .. exchange.
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When Baby wassick weegavesher Castoris.
When she was-a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Misc, she chung 10 Castoria.
When she had Children, shegave themsCastoria,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-07-19

Summer Underwear
for men, at bottom prices, at LaFar's.-
nd
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White and Fancy

White and Fancy Vests
In variety, at LaFar's, Broughton street
al
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BROWN S IRON BITTERS
Cures Dyspepsia IN
d1ge st ion C Debility.
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Bathing and Athletic Suits
And sweaters, at LaFar's.-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-07-19

Summer Underwear
For men, at bottom prices, at LaFar's
ad
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Country Produce.

Market for poultry nominal and weak; light
demand grown fowls y pair 65l97Oc; = grown,
40ll45c; spring chickens, 25d35c q pair
smaller sizes not wanted; geese % pair
75c. Market for eggs is frm and
fully supplied demand fair; country D
dozen, 12c. Peanuts Ample stock de
u II, 7l171ac h. p. y ID. &C., small, h. p, o
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FOR DYSPEPSIA,

Indigestion. and Stomach disorders, use
BROWNS IRON RITTERs.
All dealers keep It, 81 per bottle. Genuine has
Trademark and crossed red lines ON WrappaT,
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Arrived at Tybee Yesterday.


Bark p NJ Peterson, Stoesen, St Nazair
ballast for orders.
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Hammocks and Sun Hats
At LaFar's, Broughton street.-ad
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Rice-There is no change in the market
nh, trade is very quiet and sales small Small
lot fSr7 barrels shipped to New York, per
..tssmship Tallahassee to-day, shows the slow
tSr~,Dslrti0us The prices remain the same
uirb hut little demand except for a gener-
I trade in best qualities. The prices
0ro-ed are as follows: Small job lots are
6eldat HA C higher
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Jack-Clara showed a great dislike to my
mustache last night.
Gus-HOw was that?
Jack-She set her face against it.-Truth.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-06
HIS OBJECTION.
George Wasn't Jealous. but Perhaps n LIT
tie Solash

tie Selfish.
When you leave Brooklyn for the sum-
mer, you should go to some quiet place
where you can have good long rest" said
George Holdington to his flancee.
"Oh, don't want to rest; want to have
some fun" poutcd Esther.
Haven't you had fun enough this win
ter! I'm sure you must be nearly worn
out. Haven't we belonged to the Classon
Avenue German and the Hanson Place
Bowling clubf And we've gone to the the
alter once O week, and then we've had our
choir rehearsal, and every Wednesday
night you had your sewing class at the
Young Women's Christian association, be
sides all the progressive euchre parties and
authors readings and lectures wo'ye been
to. 1 should think that was enough for
any girl"
"Poohl" observed Esther. "Thosc things
were we'll enough while they lasted, but
I'm going in for q really good time now. I
want to go to some awfully swell place, like
Bnr Harbor or Asbury Park"
I'm afraid you are little inclined to be
giddy," said George gravely. II hope you
don't intend to indulge in any Of the silly
watering place flirtations that SO tend to
lower a woman in the eyes Of her friendsS"
Now. whatever you do, don't get jeal.
ousi' cried Esther decidedly. You know
hate jealous man, George. OF course I
expect to meet other men this summer, but
hope know how to treat them properly"
II have no objection to your meeting
other men if you think you can be true to
me-" said George
Don't be goosel l never meet a man
and get to know him real we'll but what it
seems to mo that he is you-that Is, IL he
is very nice"
You think he is II" asked George, some
what puzzled
Yes, especially If he has bright blue
eyes and cute little brown mustache and
curly hair and talks very interestingly.
Then it almost seems as If you were with
me, you know"
Yes" assented George.
And If should meet some fellow like
that and should go riding and driving
with him and rowing it would be all
right, wouldn't it, so long as felt as If it
were you all the timer"
Perhaps So" replied George.
And if should get to know him better
and he should want to hold my hand or
put his arm around my waist or-or even
kiss me, just once or twice, you know, it
would be oil right, wouldn't it, for then
am sure should think he was YOU, es-
pecially il 1t was on the piazza after dark"
1t might be all right for you, Esther"
said George, with u conscientious struggle
for exact truth. ut might be all right for
you, but don't see that it would do me
much good"-Harry Romaine in Life.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-06
Where the Baby Was.

Observation-Disclosures folks were NOV
ing and had left the bedding to pack the
last thing, so picking up the first feather
tick he came to great-grandfather laid
it, together with the covers, on Il quilt
OH the floor, and doubling them all up
he put his knee on the tick and tied the
corners of the quilt firmly. There" he
exclaimed: Il don't think that will come
united i'll hurry"
Just then at-grandmother came in.
why, where's the baby" she asked,
looking from the empty bedstead to her
husband.
Great-grandfather did not wait to
answer her. He then seized those firmly
tied knots and united them in Il great
hurry, and there lay the baby safe
and still sleeping. Great-grandmother
snatched her to her breast and held her
close.
Your coming in just now was provi-
dence. wife" great-grandfather said as
he wiped the great drops of perspiration
from his face. And great-grandmother
did not deny it.-Youth's Companion.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-06
Named After Baby Ruth.

In Sixteenth street there exists q mill
tary organization known as the Baby
Ruth guards. 1t is composed of about
20 little boys, the Oldest of them from ap-
pearances not more than years of age,
while the youngest is probably barely 6.
Their uniform is not elaborate, but emf
nently correct, and their firearms are of
the reversible pattern, which enables
them to use either end for stock OF muz-
zle, as they choose. Their great forte is
their marching, and they do this in a
manner which would reflect credit on the
best drilled regulars ever stationed at
Fort Myer.
The only serious handicap under which
the young citizen soldiers suffer is their
size, for one of the members owns a large
St Bernard dog which he cannot always
induce to stay at home during parade
time, and when the dog insists on march
ing with the company and thrusts him
self into the middle of the ranks the
privates on one side of him have great
difficulty in seeing over his back and
finding out whether they are properly
dressed with the privates on the other
side.-Kate Fields Washington.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-06
The s1ost Wonderful Dolls. House.

In a London store there is OH exhibi-
ton dolls house which is the most won
derful that ever was made. 1t is IL large,
substantial building made of wood, with
windows that open and shut 1t is pro-
vided with lace edged blinds and hall
door; indeed even an electric bell that
rings through the house. Before you en-
ter there is much to surprise you-a we'll
laid out garden with full grown trees
and Il fountain i'll the center playing.
The hall and every room is papered and
carpeted. The kitchen is provided with
a sink and tap of real water. How de-
hghtful this would be to the rising gen.
Grafton, and SO would the bath, supplied
i'll like manner from Il tank in the roof.
Every want of Nine. Ia Poupee, her
spouse and family has been duly rec
ognized. The nursery is large room
from back to front and specially airy.
There is Il back door as we'll as front,
and Il suit of rooms, dining room, draw
ing room, morning room and many bed
rooms, afford luxurious accommoda-
tions.-London Queen.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-06
The Action of Fruit ON the Teeth.

There is no surer way to destroy the
teeth than by the want Of brushing or
rinsing after eating fruit. In California,
where fruit of all kinds is SO cheap for
10 months in the year as to be within the
reach of almost the poorest, beautiful
teeth are rarely found, while it is a very
common thing to see even young women
with false teeth. Excess in the use OF
fruit sometimes produces undue acidity
of the stomach. which also reacts on the
teeth.--Philadelphia Times.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-06
4 TRUE INCIDENT.

The lesson hour was nearly past
When l asked ofmy scholars seven, .
SNOW, tell me each one, please. in turn.
What eort OF Il place is heaven?"
"Ob, meadows, flowers and lovely treesr'
Cried poor little North street Kitty,
Whilo Dorothy, fresh from country laness
Was suro twas "a great, big CITY,"
Bcssy, il seemed had never thought
or tho homo beyond the river.
Sho simply took each perfect gift
And trusted tho loving Givcr.
Then up spoke Edith, tall and fair:
Her voice was clear and ringing
And led tho Easter anthem choir,
I'm heaven they're always singing"
To Esther, clad in richest furs,
Twas place for Outdoor playing"
But Bridget drew her thin shawl close
For warmth and food" she was praying.
Tho desk bell rang. But one child left
My sober, thoughtful Florry:
why, heaven just seems to mo n place
a place where you're never sorry"
w. b. Allen in Sunday School Times.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-06
S go RMhaS
Fl!E I. sARDEN
SAFE STORAGE FOR GRAIN.
How Yankee Ingenuity and Old Tin Cans
Circumvent Rats and Mice

How Yankee Ingenuity and Old Tin Cans
Circumvent Rats and Mice.
Grain spoiled by rats and expensive
thrashing caused by farmers being forced
to tho immediate separation of grain and
straw are annual complaints over u large
part OF the country. But there should
be no need of these losses, contends a
New England farmer in The Farm Jour-
nal, who says; An abundance of old tin
can be got for the asking with which to
cover the posts upon which grain stacks
are built, or for lining bays where such
grain is stored. Old fruit cans will rap
idly cover boards that are easily gnawed
by mice. They are quickly unsoldered
i'll bonfire and pounded fiat with
mallet. Lath nails will hold them in
place with the edges so near together
that the smallest mouse cannot creep
through With the bay or stack bot
toms SO protected the owner can take his
time to thrash, or feed out his oats in
tho sheaf
Grain stored in bays must be tightly
covered with lumber Mt the top, but the
open space next the floor need not be
covered if timed smoothly feet up
from the floor, 6 inches out from the
sides, and foot of tin is placed ON
boards projecting out over the floor at
an angle of As degrees A barn can be
made entirely verlnin proof by LAYING
the sills in cement on the walls and fill
ing every chinll where it would be posi-
BILE for vermln to gain an entrance with
this stonelike substance. Small barns
may be quickly made proof against rats
by building them OH posts like corncrib,
and timing or panning the posts to for
bid the climbing up of these little pests.
OF course every other avenue of ap-
proach must be cut off. Flat stones may
be used on the posts instead of pans.
The farmer quoted is convinced of the
loss occasioned by rats and mice, even
after the grain is thrashed Many farm
ers owning farms of productiveness and
size have never owned ratproof bins.
This is all the more surprising when
one knows how small bin is required
for 100 bushels of grain. Strongly made
of coarse lumber with bottom and back
timed outside, a bin of 200 to 300 BUSH
els capacity will be Il lifelong satisfac-
ton, and the expense more than repaid
each year in saving of grain.
Whenever it is possible, bins should be
constructed so their contents may be
drawn ont instead of being laboriously
lifted again. To accomplish this most
satisfactorily the bottoms must slope to
Il center connected with chute. Where
grain is sold there should be an outdoor
chute to pass the grain directly into the
wagon. Each bin should be arranged to
permit ventilation when necessary and
should be fitted with several movable
partitions to allow changing the grain if
heating should begin when the bin is
only partly filled.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-06
A dnnantine.

II never saw any one SO obstinate and
set as John is"
you surprise mel''
Yes, indeed. Why, only this very morn
ing we had II dispute but stood firm and
told him he might move the pyramids, but
he couldn't bulge me when my mind was
made up"
And he admitted he was wrongy"
well, about the same thing. He said,
Have your own way, Maria'"
"Of course What was it about3"
II declare I've forgotten. but it was the
principle, you know Truth.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-06
An Experienced Man.

First Young Man lat seaside)-I have met
a good many amateur photographers, but
never saw one quito SO devoted to the fad
as you are.
Second Young Mani never take photo
graphsl
First Young Man-Ehp Then why do
you carry that detective camera about
with you all day, week in and week out?
Second Young Man-Because when the
girls see me coming, all tho ugly ones run
Bits.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-06

The youngest telegraph operator in
America is little Euphra, the 5-year-old
daughter of Mrs. e. N. Dunn of West
Point, Ga. The child has been about the
office great deal and quickly picked up
the Morse alphabet. She can call up
other operators and receives messages
with remarkable accuracy.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1893-09-06
A Great Difference.

Silliton-Aw-er, did you-er-knock-
my hat of Intentionally or just to make
fool of me?
Tough-Why, done it Intentionally, o.
course. Wot's der matter wild yer2
Silliton-Well-e good for you that
you didn't do it to make fool of me, for
-er-allow no man to make fool of me-
Exchange
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Perfect1y Safe.

you think you dropped your pocket
book in Yallerby's store7 Then you run
right back there, you careless boy, and in
Quire for it,"
There's no hurry, mamma. It'll be right
where it fell. Yallerby doesn't advertise"
Chicago Tribune.