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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03
NORTHWESTERN HINTS.

Everybody knows that the pagan mon
archy in Hawaii is a farce played out:
that It's queen is a filthy and -repulsive
ngurehead. aud no la wper's special plea
Wi! ever persuade the American people
TO crush the spirit OF modern civilization
In the Islands in order to reanlmate a
devltalized, effete and capuniZed bar
barism.-Seattle tWash.) Post-Inteili-
gencrr.
The Oshkosh Times roasts Richard
Mansfield for carrying his protection
principles 10 the extreme OF taxing for
eigil actors, even to the extent of inhibi-
tlon. who come in competition with
Americans. The Times aids: .sWhile
the ordinary advocate of the grand
creed OF impoyerish would simply
lnJure the pockets of the community,
the man o. Jekyll and Hyde fame would
40 violence to their minus and educa-
tion."
what Is there in the new tariff bill to
suostantiate the silly and vicious asser-
tion tnat 1T Seems to have been made
oy SouthernerS aud for Southern
ers! .says the Burlington Gazette.
The Southern coal and iron barons
and the Pennsylvania coal and iron
oarons were treated exactly alike. The
southern sugar growers and the West
ern sugar beet farmers we're given ex-
actiy the same chance. The Texas
sheep rancher and the Ohio sheep
farmer ars placed on exactly the same
footing.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03
RIDE DOWN YOUR TIE.
Written for the Globe.1


I'll tell when you feel as If your friends had
all departed.
And taken midnight sleepers for the land
OF kingdom come;
When YOU re apt to lapse and anguish like a
being broken-hearted,
And weird melancholy jars your inner
senses some.
1t isn't that your better half has given you a
blessing CO,
For little mise en- scenes like that lpcite
no dread or fear;
Ah, no, not these, what strikes you as decid-
eddy distressing,
When your necktie slips cog behind and
mounts your starboard ear.
You're one of those who pride yourself you're
rIghtin line with fashion,
And wouldn't deviate q hair for all the
gold on earth;
1.-The apparel that proclaims the man. you We
lald out divers cash on,
OF nobby tout ensemble you're chap
that knows its worth.
You can stand the winks and nudges of YOUR
friends. all bent on guying,
But it's different when some idiot comes
slyly from the rear,
And shouts. Haul down your flying jib!''
It's wonderfully trying,
When your necktie slips a cog behind and
mounts your starboard ear
When the hour arrives when we are called to
join the ranks angelic.
1.-THE innumerable caravan that moves to
realms of Shade:''
When we leave behind, as legacies, a good
name or relic,
When the sobs and signs are uttered and
the benediction said,
Here's hoping, we may be installed in man
sions filed with glory,
And our harps attuned to joyful chords of
never-ending cheer;
That our wings and things will fit US like a
lover fits story,
And our neckties will not feel inclined to
mount the starboard ear
MICHAEL JOSEPH DoNNELLY.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03
CHICAGO's NEXT MAYOR

The Democrats of Chicago did we'll
yesterday when they named John P.
Hopkins rs their candidate for mayor
of that city to succeed the late Carter
ii. Harrison. He is an able man, his
honesty is unquestioned, his private
iaracter is above reproach. For the
last eight years he has been conspicu-
Gus figure III local political affairs, was
president of the Cook County Democ-
racy, and In the last presidential cam.
palgn was one of the chief organizers of
the parry forces. The splendid major
ity which Chicago gave for the national
ticket a year ago was due in large
measure to his skill, energy aud enthu-
SiaSm.
Mr.. Hopkins is a man of experience
beyond his years. He Is a good Judge Of
human nature, and possesses the faculty
OF inspiring others with the same en-
thusiasm that is part of his own
nature. He is not conservative; that
quality is foreign to his nature, for he
Is absorbed in anything he undertakes,
and. once convinced of the correctness
OF his opinions, he can take no middle
ground. His qualities as a leader of
men spring from deep-rooted con-
seriousness Of the rectItude OF his be-
liefs and motives, and the inspiration
be feels he readily communicates to
those around him.
Mr.. Hopkins will make brilliant and
effective campaign, and he will be
elected. The mass of the Democratic
party look upon him as man of genius
and great force of character, and he has
the personal esteem of all his political
adverSarieS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03
CONTENTS OF THE SUNDAY GLOBE.
Page Thirteen.

Page Thirteen.
Church announcements and suburban
social.
Page Fourteen.
Sam Walter Foss' song of the book
agent and the story of the poet of
Observation-Disclosures
"reminiscences of Gen. Shields, with
portrait.
just then the conductor pulled the bell
cord-Comic illustration.
Page Fifteen.
A day with the RockefelIers-Illus-
trated.
Tricks of the trade.
1T came in handy Comic Illustration.
Page Sixteen.
Want advertisements.
Page Seventeen.
Frank Carpenters letter on how presi-
dents write their messages. and fac
smile of the signatures of every presi-
dent of the United States.
Miss Letter, Washington belle, with
portrait.
Page Eighteen.
Great symposium on the November
election, comprising special articles
by Gov. Mckinley. John Sherman,
eX-Speaker Reed and Russell A. AL
ger. illustrated.
Page Nineteen.
Our illustrated composite New York
letter, containing sketches of Thomas
=. Platt. Thomas B. Reed at home,
Victoria WoodhulPs return. theatrical
gossip; sketch of Amelia Barr, the
great writer.
Fighting with cats.
Page Twenty.
Men who have no fear of surgeons.
Market reports.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

OF Portland caught squirrel the other
DAY and started to tame it, and he had
sVch success that the squirrel is now as
tame as house cat. The squirrel. after
nelng boxed up for while, was given
the run of the house. and went about
upstairs and down at will. Then he
was let outdoors and allowed to NAV in
the trees, but he got back into the house
regularly at meal time and at nights.
a Few days ago the squirrel lodged
into a rat-hole and began running
through the walls. The house had been
oyerrun with rats, and after the squirrel
got INTO the walls there was scamper-
ing and racket which threatened tn
tear the house down. The squirrel
came out of the hole after a while. and
from that time nothing has been heard
OF rats III the house. The squirrel en-
Joys scamper through the walls every
DAY, but the rats have taken themselves
off ~
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

betraying It. The spy IN war Is pun
sisIled by death whenever he falls into
an enemy's hands, although the brave
soldier who fights for his cause to the
last is treated with honor and consider
alton. No indignity is ever offered to a
soldier captured while bearing arms;
humanity would revolt against such a
crime; but for the spy and the informer
there Is universal loathing, shared in
alike by those who employ him and by
these whose cause he is employed to
iEjure.
The temperance cause cannot be as
sisted-it can only suffer injury-by the
employment of such questionable means
as those referred TO. If spies and in
formers are set upon the track OF the
liquor dealers, thousands OF honorable
men who have no love for the traffic.
aud would rejoice In its suppression.
Will flock to their defense. The tenn
perance agitators, by employing such
despicable agents, cast suspicion upon
their own motives and retard the cause
of true temperance lnconceiyably, for
they ALLEVIATE thousands who would be
glad to render them assistance in any
we'll considered movement intended to
lessen the evils of the liquor traffic.
There will always be extremists IN
every cause, whose conduct brings re-
proach upon if. And there are circum-
stances under which heroic measures
may be necessary to correct an evil.
But no circumstances can arise which
will justify the employment of sneaking
spies, who often decoy men into the
commission of crimes and misdemeanors
i'll order that they may reap reward.
If the saloons are the gigantic evil that
the temperance people claim they are,
let them be attacked openly, manfully.
courageously. A system of espionage
such as was attempted in Minneapolis
reflects dishonor upon those who en-
ployed it, ard cannot be justified or
defended by Christian men or women.
or by any other class having the best
interests OF the community at heart.
Let the temperance crusade be con-
Quoted on lines that will command the
respect of all elements of the commu
nifty. Let there be fair fight and no
favor, and in the end the right will
triumph, no matter what powers may
he arrayah against If
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

THE farmer is being vigorously
worked again by the paternalist organs.
and his heart is sought to be fired with
indignation at the deprivation of all
protection TO him by the Wilson bill.
The cut on the tax on barley is played
on with especial pathos. The simple
fact is that the tax on barley neither
deprived the Canadian farmer of cent
of its value nor added one to that of the
domestic barley. 1t was bought by the
maltsters, manufactured into export
beer. and the whole amount of the tariff,
less per cent, was recovered by the
maltSterS who imported it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03
Page One.

Page One.
Banquet of the jobbers' union at the
Commercial club.
Murder of merchant at Little Falls.
Five people killed by Montana ava
lanche.
Baltimore is badly damaged by fire.
Page Two.
Continuation of the trial of F1eury.
Page Three.
The Chantler-Blaek Press club recep-
ton.
Beaton, the bagpipe artist. in st. Paul.
Page Four.
Editorial. a.
Page Five.
Local sporting news.
Naval cadets beat the West Point foot
ballists.
Ways and means committee discuss
tariff schedules.
Page six.
The Duluth 81 Winnipeg and South
Shore combination.
Coming attractions at the theaterS.
Page Seven.
Runaway train wrecked in Pennsyl-
vania.
Page Eight
Sensation in the Coughlin trial.
Page Nine.
Both parties nominate candidates for
mayor of Chicago.
Page Ten.
News OF the city of Minneapolis.
Page Eleven.
Fashion letter-Illustrated.
Page Twelve.
st. Paul social.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03
WIDE-AWAKE PARSONS.
Wade's Fiber and Fabric

Wade's Fiber and Fabric.
There is the story of the gentleman
VINO inadvertently slipped blue poker
emp Into the church collection plate,
and then called upon his pastor with an
apoiogy Tor MS carelessnes and silver
dollar instead of the chip.
I'm. no." said the man of God, know.
lngly. that's not enough. A blue chin
is worth SIS in your game"
An Oklahoma divine was the shrewd-
er.
The collection will now be TAKEN"
ne said. land wish to remark further
that poker chips don't 90 any more.
Get 'em cashed before you come aud
bring the money. am forced to this
decision by the fact that some OF the
brethren have been showing off chips of
their own making on us and letting the
iaugh be on US when we went to get
them cashed at the Dewdrop Fortune
parloIs."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

NORTHWESTERN lumbermen are wild
over the proposition to put lumber on
the free list" we are told. They de-
clare that they cannot compete with the
cheaper labor Of Canada. We do not
know what Canadians are paying for
labor. but if it is any less than is being
paid in Minnesota camps. the workmen
must work for nothing and board them
selves. 1t is fact that the loggerS are
getting all the men they want for their
board right here i'm Minnesota.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03
col. BILL SNORT.

He Has an Exhilarating Interview
With a Boston Lady.
Texas Siftings.
Yesterday lady from Boston called
to see the president. l have a settled
aversion to the blue goggles and moral
diSquisitions on 1.-The Thusness of the
Therefore" OF Boston's cerulean-hosed
femininity, but had to entertain her,
as Grover positively refused to do go.
That is one of the little jobs Grover
puts upon me almost every day.
As far as l could understand, the lady
from Boston was very much pleased with
the presidents message. because the
message was not "a pOlysyllable ses-
quipedalian polyglot ola podrida, full
of sinuous tergiversations. lexieographi-
cal peregrinations and verbal ratiOcina-
tions."
replied that was precisely what
told the president myself. Delighted
at finding somebody with whom she
could converse, the lady from Boston
said she would like to ask me Ques-
ton. | raShly told her to fire away.
She beamed on me through her blue
goggles and said:
I'm promulgating his esoteric cogita-
tions, or articulating superficial senti-
mentalities, or psychological obServa-
tons, does the president shun platitu-
dinous ponderosity ?"
replied that he had experimental
with several anti-fat remedies, but
without much effect as yet.
Sir" she said severely, lyon misun-
derStand the scope of my Interrogation.
All | desired to know was if the presi-
dent In his conversational communica-
tons possesses a clarified conciSeness,
a compacted comprehenSibleness. cool
escent consistency and cOncatenated
cOgency? Does he eschew all conglom-
eratiOnS of t1atulent garrullty. jejune
babblement aud asinine atfectations?"
| replied that he (the doctor had for
hidden him to eat any starchy food
whatever. She looked at ME with
plying smile and retorted:
Il did not seek any dietary statistical
information. l merely asked if his ex-
tempOIaneous deScantingS and unpre-
meditated expatiations have intelligi-
bility and veraciouS vivacity without
rhOdomontade or GhraSonicai bombaSt?
Does he sedulously avoid all polysyl-
Liable profundity, pompous proliXity.
VentrllOQuial yerbOSity and vaniloQuent
Vapidity, stunning prurient jOcosity
and peStiferouS profanity, obscurant or
apparent?'
l was somewhat dazed. but pulled
myself together and said the president
never drank anything stronger than
ginger ale She started to her feet so
suddenly that | could hear the beans
rattle inside of her. and, giving me
look that will haunt ME in my sarcoph-
aguS, she stalked out. If this letter
reads like it was written by person
infested with paresiS germs. you know
why the suction valve of my cerebellum
came to slip the trolley.
SOUIRREL SCARES RATS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03
TonaY,S MEATHER.

WASHINGTON. Dec, 2.-For Wisconsin:
Snow fiurries tonight. clearing Sunday; PROB
abs warmer in northern portion; variable
winds becoming northwest. For Minnesota
North and South Dakota: Generally far;
probably slightly warmer, except stationary
Temperature in extreme Southwestern Da-
kota: variable winds. For Iowa: Generally
fair; probably slightly warmer; variable
winds. For Montana: Fair; probably slightly
warmer in eastern portion; variable winds.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

A BROOKLYN judge has annulled the
charter of local corporation on the
ground that it was procured through
the corruption of the board of alder
men. If this precedent is to be fol-
flowed throughout the country, where
is the corporation that will be safe in
the possession of its franchises? And
where are the aldermen who will feel
warranted in seeking reelection?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

when the Iayman Is often better edu-
Gated and more capable than his cier-i
ical brother, the power of the ecclesiaSts
TO compel belief has been greatly cur
tailed. Men are no less anxious to
know of the affairs that concern the
soul than they were in former days. but
they want more light on the subject
than their spiritual advisers are able to
give them. They demand reason for
theories. proof of propositions. and,
failing to receive them, reject all the
cries. S go
1t may be claimed that Christianity Is
too firmly entrenched in America to be
in danger from any religion that may
come to us from the Orient. Yet the
fact stares us in the face that nowhere
trines obtain such firm foothold as in
the United States. The growth of Nor
monism may be cited as proof of this.
People laughed at the pretense of the
''prophep' who claimed to have dlscov-
cred the plates of the book of Mormon
where they had long lam buried. And
yet thousands and tens Of thousands
Hooked to the new church, and it events
ually attained such power as to defy
the authority of the United States, civil
and military. The various communistic
societies have all had an origin aud
prosperity among the most learned of
our people. Even Schweinfurth and
Teed. who advocate the overthrow of
all social laws. find followers by thou
sands. not few of whom graduate from
the Christian church.
The aggreSsiyeness of the disciples of
Islam aud Brahma at this time may
have the effect of causing the Christian
churches TO bestir themselves. They
need not lay the flatterlng JUNCTION to
their souls that they are capable of re-
sisting all such invasions as those now
in progress, for they are not. They
may ultimately triumph. and undoubt-
eddy will. yet they seem destined to suf
fer temporary losses, at least, by reason
OF the agglessiveness of the new doc
trines. let him that thinketh he
standeth take heed lest he fall"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03
GRATUIroUs LYING.

Mr.. BLoUNT may have been as one
sided in the Hawaiian matter as ex-
Minister Stevens plainly is. He may
have gone there under especial instruc-
tiOns from Secretary Gresham to find
aud report only such things as would
discredit Harrison. He was a Confed-
crate in his younger days, and every
body knows that those men are capable
of anything; in fact, rather delight In
anything dishonorable. And then. too,
everybody knows Gresham. Didn't
Blaine take the presidential nomination
from him. and didn't Harrison do it
again later? This sufficiently accounts
for anything In the mind of the average
witness who has no such bias, and that
is Admiral Skerretf. He says that Sec
rotary Tracy told him before he sailed
for Honolulu that the administration
had changed its policy and would favor
annexation. And he says that the loca-
ton of our troops when landed from
the Boston was badly selected if the
purpose was to defend the property of
American citizens. the location of
WHlCil was q IIlO VI D.OiC away nun
the camp, but that the location was an
admirable one If the troops were de-
signed to assist the regolutionists.
Against these facts all this denying
by Stevens of foreknowledge of and
participation in the intent to use the
marines of the Boston TO support the
rebels is simply gratuitous lying. He
cannot hide his own illegal action be-
hind the immoralities of Queen Lii
uokalani, even if he tells the truth
about her. They have nothing to do
with the case if they exist. The kernel
of the whole matter is that the reigning
government was overthrown by the use
and with the support of our troops,
directed by our minister, and, this being
the case. it is our plain duty to undo
the wrong. Then let Queen Lii fight
it out with her subjects for supremacy,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

EASTERN roads have made consider
able reduction in the freight rates on
breadstuffs from Minnesota to the sea-
board. The fact will be gratifying to
our farmers, for it Indirectly adds con-
siderable to the value of the wheat
product by enabling the producer to
market his grain at q reduced cost.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

Our public debt increased over s6,0OO,-
600 during the month of November.
The legacy of extravaganza left by the
Republican party is still tormenting us.
and will not be fully extinguished until
congress shalt take action towards de-
creasing the national expenses and in
creaSing the revenues.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

MANY newspapers are urging the
president to withdraw the nomination
of Mr.. Hornblower for a place on the
supreme bench. Such step is unnec-
essary. and would be ill-advlsed. The
senate has not yet signified an intention
of rejecting the nomination. and until it
does so it would be manifestly improper
for Mr.. Cleveland to take any steps in
the matter.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

a WHALING vessel has Just returned
from the Arctic ocean. having reached
the highest latitude ever. attained. by
explorers, 81 degrees, or within an
miles Oh the north pole. The captain
states that II he had been provided with
dogs aud sleds he could easily have
reached that imaginary point of GU
world called the pole. and il the oppor-
tunty again presents itself he will at
tempt to penetrate that region. sez-..
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

ONLY Sl15 has been subscribed thus
far for popular monument in honor of
the late James q. Blaine. The fact
illustrates the transitofy character OF a
politicians fame. A few years ago
millions would have been spent to do
him honor; to-day there are none so
poor as to do him reverence.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

REALLY the Republican papers should
be more charitable to Powderly. 1t was
when he attempted to make the Knights
OF Labor an annex to the Republican
party, and prated to them of the benefi-r
cence of protection, THAI the decadence
both of Powderly and the organic alton
set i'm. He may we'll paraphrase VOL
sey, and declare:that Had l served my
knights as well as have served my
party, they would not now have deserted
me-"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

Gov. MCKINLEY says that 1.-THE ways
of Democratic congress are like the
ways of Providence, past finding out"
When this Democratic congress and its
successors get through wiping McKin-
leyism out of the statutes the similarity
will be still more striking.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

THE use of the Washington CORE
spondent of Republican papers is to
imagine what absurd thing the admins
tration might do and wire it home as
what the administration will do, and
thus furnish the despairing editor
chance TO moralize in his department on
the cussedness of Democracy and its
utter unfitness for anything-except to
give tine Republicans an awful wallop-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

WE HAVE not heard that Gov. Mel
son has taken any steps toward remov-
ing Bieelow, the county officer who
borrowed public money Of the county
treasurer, knowing it to be such. The
fact that Bigelow is Republican and
Dart is Democrat should make no diff.
erence-but it does.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

The trustees of the Indiana reform
school have recommended to the gov
ernor that boys be prohibited from en-
gazing in the occupations of selling
newspapers and backing boots. They
claim that large proportion of the in
mates of the reform school are lads who
have been engaged in these occupations.
Do they think it would be better for the
boys to spend their time in idleness
rather than in an endeavor to earn an
honest living? The experiment, we
have no doubt, would lead to a still
greater crowding of our reformatory
institutions. There is far more danger
to the morals Of the boys in idleness
than in any occupation, no matter how
sorely ii is beset by temptation.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-12-03

The young man and woman who
committed suicide in Chicago Friday
because their guilty relations were
likely to cause them trouble cast an I'M
merited Odium upon the city of st. Paul
by registering at the hotel as hailing
from this city. 1t should be distinctly
understood that st. Paul is a strictly
moral city, and does not harbor men
who cOVet and elope with other mems
wives