New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-10-14

In all RESPECTS n perfectly VAIN s"os''eo~ ~''~sH
the laws of Virginia The situation 10 further
complicated by the fact. alleged. that Miss Ciark
is engaged to be married to another. and that the
affair will have to be postponed until after she
can be divorced from DR.. Taylor.
CRISP. OF GEoRGY. $50
Crisp. Of Georgy.
He's In the cheer-he Is.
Crisp. of Georgy
An there, here = %u slsarrS mixed in his
He takes the platform straight
lie comes comes from .. Gsorgy State
He's there. and no mistake
An he kinder takes the cake
Crisp. OF Georgy!
Knock the furnter about:
Crisp. OF Georgy!
Oh, we're proud O. him-thars whuti
He's solid hick'ry nut
lie h of.'p the % cards %t that. s,ra!sh.
On 81" s the c sa 's rom Ess sns State Sa
Crisp. OF Georgy!
Saws writer In Hardware: II think It wouil
surprise the American manufacturer to look
through the London city directory and see the
names enrolled there OF American firms who are
represented here. The Engiishman. fancy. Is the
most conservative man on earth: however. they are
gradually realizing that America Is already king IN
much which she produces: and we believe. although
Of course they would not own 1t. that right down
in the bottom Of their hearts they see the time 10
coming and not far distant when America, from .
commercial standpoint. will be the aIsuprems
power on EARTH.
curious south Sea folk. Buried in their fsr-swsy
homes. they nothing Of civilization. know naught
of customs, and our tongue Is but a mystery
Chief MaIeluloo tabsently)-
A-a-fter the ball was o.over.
A-a-fter the brea-ak OF dawn
Duluth Chronicle
The Rev -. of that Eastern Massachusetts,
city the very mention OF which is supposed By
its inhabitants to make the citizens or New-York
green with envy. once about TO address the
Society OF Inquiry. In Andover when, much to the
amusement Of the people assembled. he was intro
duced by the theologue who presided as the Rev.
- Of Boston, d. D." 1t Is to be hoped that
Boston people are aware that their city has beea
suitably recognized.
Teacher-Tommy Flgg. you may give definition
of a gentleman as the word is understood nova
days. 49,
Tommy-A gentleman Is Teller that Is 80 dead
sure that he IS better than all the other feer
that he does not ever have to say so-tIndianapoao
Journal.
Manufacturers say that the demand for dog col.
lars Is unusually brisk this season. IL dog collar
Kept a nO-dccOunt, UoHsTci Sui hVW A"o
twelve hours out Of twentyfour, this Item Of news
would be interesting TO the numerous victims
Of barking dogs.
Young Midway (who has been to see Gala. Gala
in Cairo-st.) -Oh. say, old man. l know good
trick. Have you got a half dollar? ,
Old Plasance Cnterruptng)-Bah, know trick
worth two OF that. Have you dolar?--tFtgaro-
II frights the stage would only have such an
attack Of stage fright TO result In their rushing
for the nearest stage exit the public would DO
gratiied. But they Usually the most self.
possessed people in the theatre.
The Way to .-Wibbe-You saw the fellow
who drove our car? You may not believe me. out
his humor has been published and illustrated In
half the papers OF the country.
Wabble-You don't say? How does II come thas
he Is writing any more: . - . =.
Wibble-He never did write 1t. He had T. IL
was after he was cured that the patent medicine
company gave him so extensive publication.-Cn"
dianapois Journal
A clergyman who can fill large church with
his voice would q great deal rather have 1t hed
with people
Sad Memories Madam" said the tramp. taks
back yer loaf Of bread. return 1t unbroken
What's the natter?
"It brings back too many sad memories. cans
tech it, ... ,.. ..,..
NJ the bread YOUR mother used to maker
NO m 1t makes me think OF when WIZ ooin'
time on the rock pile."-tWashngton star.