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Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1893-04-26
@rtie,t t Mor8e.

G,a &riftiania telesraferes ben %.
es., at bet norRe Miniterium bar
refi9neret, forbi @onsen bar petoet
Stortbinset8 Jorf1a9 ON e9en l1oen<
rissminifer os e9et &oniulatpaien
tor Moree. 9ette brin9er @ituatto<
men til ct tritif Stanopuntt, % bet
n9rfe befrp9tes.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1893-04-26
operip5,tutelie / @rano Sorts.

@rano Sorts 23oe IpriI. Reb
&iuer Of tie 9eortb er ibas 40 Sob os
Z CONNER ouer bet laue TanbfanbS:
marte. @ttsniusen bar uaret attu>
rat / SOB ioas, os @anoet er faois /
@tisnins o9iaa ifuelo. Sien er gam
ife folio mango Mtl norbom ber emo:
nu, % Dpoemniuaer fan banne fig
builtet 9ieblit fombelt os iatte un:
ber ira l til 10 Sob &ano op til en-
Mi0ion Ncres al &ebrtperbalens
2anb. st fort Nntal 5amilier ber
/ Buen er iba9 tpuusne til at fptte
tor ben porenoe 5loo. Ut Nntal 6u
ie. iom uosioroe en- Sci al Settle
mentet ba9enfor @ot5iau 8lod. er
reone meb Strpmmen neo mob @reat
Mortbern Sernbauebro. 8rofarre>
ne er fplot meo @ten, iaa 8roen uil
not bolbe uo ct itertt Erpt. 6or
fgrfe Sang iioen Dueriubmmelien
be9pnbte fees meget &rassobs. fmaa
9uie, uobp9ninser os babe &reature
at feile nebao Tloben forbi 8pen.
Ser ct ftert Strbm @luen, os fore
&anomasier feres forbi Eimen.
Mortbern @acificbanen bar bespnbt
at Fptte fine Jrastuosue fra be lape
Sibeipor meb 8eite. Sc laoefe
Spano af Nortbern &aciftc Srnbanes
BRO er unber &anbet. Sleu / &eb
Safe &iuer er enbnu for bet meite bel,
men paa nosle Steber bolber ben paa
at saa op os banner 9emninger. fom
toraariaser me9en @fabe. @n eler
TO Daaes uarmt Geir pil brin9e Sien
til at saa. Beiret bespuber nu at
blipe folbere, % bet baabes berfor,
at @eb @iuers Biflober uil ipnte os
Ouerip9mmelien fanie.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1893-04-26

&epr4Ientant Martbam bleo iioite
Onsba9 inoitepnt for Diitrittsretten
/ 9ennepin County anfla9et for 1om
Me6lem af iibite 2e9islotur at bape
forie9t at faa @tifpense. ubfeterne
til, at ban oil funne frisibre fig, er
meaet mDrfe, oa Nnt(a9epunfterne er
temmelt9 beitemte.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1893-04-26
sra @aibtn9tott+

@tat8mtnilter Carlisle bur belut=
tet, at ban pil inOtri De unber Sber=
manlooen al 1890 uofeote @plpcer=
tiftcates meo 5plp.
- Senator &oa9 fra Noro. .Dafoz
ia bat baut en- len8ere Samta(e meb
Hreicent @leoelauo. Set ct ooa
uiitfert enonu, boorleoes Brel libenten
betragter Goah.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1893-04-26

Set befrpstes, at bet eneelRe
9ampfib .Castlegate, iom oentebes
til &bi(abelfia for 2 Tiger fben, bar
facet iamme @tiabne iom Narconic.
Castlegate's .ManbRnb befoo al %
Manb, us 9obninaen uerblattes til
100000. Castlegate torlob 9an=
zig ben Ste Marts meb en- fulb 2ab<
ming af Sutter.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1893-04-26

@repen al &era9ua, 9on @briitos
bel, (ban bar forrefen en- 20 = 80
andre Maone), ct fommen bertil1anos
meb belle i'm Tamilie o9 ct blenen
moota9et meo flor 8omp, oa ban
er en- 9@tlins al &riitofer @olumz
bus.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1893-04-26

Det en9elfe Bnrliamentsmeblem
8. Courtney, iom fpr paa &omiteen
for nnberibselie al 8imetallisme bar
erflaret fig imob oenne. bar MT /
EiosFriftet Nineteenth Century
offentlissiort en- Nrtifel, bbori ban
fortal1er, at ban bar miitet Eroen
paa Monometallismen, oe at ban nn
ct Jappr at baaoe Cub os @p(p
efter en- Static af 20 til 1. &eb
@ourtneDs Dper9ang til 8imetallis.
men erbolber ben Maioritet paa
&omiteen.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1893-04-26

<ygnatiu8 Donnellp bar iat fig ben
bette &ecoro of olle Meblemmer / ben
netop aflutteoe 2esislatur. &ar
ban blepen pal9t til @uuerngr liofe
9bf, laa tror 81 lite. at &apitolbiQeu
pilbe pnret Qoo M.
(Battle Lake Review. }
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1893-04-26

@n al 9amplfibets Narcon1cs &et=
nin9sbaabe er feet fpoenoe / Ntlan*
terbauet meb 4 Sig fafbunoet til @e=
berne. Stibet uioes MI iittert al ues
re gaaet unber.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1893-04-26
uoIanoet.

&eiieren al &uslano har unber=
ifreuet Eraftaten meo be S5orenebe
Stater ON 9ieniioi9 uoleuering af
Torbrpoere.
= Tprn Bismard ct meset ip9.
9an opboloer fig tortioen paa fit
Slot Treori@Srube. Sen iibne
Gang. bait par uoe, uar Den lite
Npr1l, bans 87oe 5poielsbag.
= &rius 5eroiunuo al 8ulsarien
os &rtniesie Marie 2ouiie, aloite
Datter al @repen al &arma bleo
pieoe / &iare99o ben 20oe os.
= Sen berpmte en9ellte 2iterat
o9 &rititer Sobn Nooiuston @im=
monos Dpoe / &om ben lobe BE-.
9a1 par uioen fienbt iom en- ualmin~
belia besd65st @tribent.
- Tra ben 13oaotil ben 23oe
Marts foretom Der 900 npe &olera,
tilfelbe &u8lano oe $50 9gosfalb
berat.
- @roronnins al 9apaii bar fire,
bet ct Breu til 8r,sbam Sobn1on /
5alt Safe @itp, utob, at bun bar
ooermaaoe meset tilopers for Mer=
monernes 2ere, % at BUN / ben
Erensielstio, bun nu bar baot, bar
bebt meeet til oeres Sub oip.
= Sitter Ct en- aufralf Bant meb
enself Gorbinoelie saaet fallit. 8an,
fen Tploer IS Wfillioner &ouors.
9e forrige Jallitter belpber fig til 40
MiQioner Dollars. Eiliammen en-
Gum al 05,000,000.
Nleranoer II Of @erbien bar
ertleret, at ban pil tose &esierinaens
Epiler / fin e9en 9aanb etter benne
Dag. Nleranoer Ct fun II Mor
9ammel enbnu. 9lue be forri9e Mlt>
niftre ct afiat, os be 1erbiite Statsz
popirer falbt betpoelist, oa Mpbeoen
ipreote fig.
= Sen berpmte iuenfe Gorfatter,
Nusuf @trinobere, fal / oisie 9ase
sifte Zig meb en- rig piterrisF Dame.
@trinobergs fgrie s@9tefab par
meset ulptfelist, os bar fit @tilsmis>
ie. 3an opboloer fig for Eioen i
Berlin. 9an er @perises fprite
Stribent os ualminbelis pnoet oper
bele Sfaubtuapien. 6ons 5orlopebe
er Grpten 5riba llbl, Scatter al ben
tunitbiforiFe Torfatter Griebri@ l1bl
/ @ien.
= Sra 2onben berettes ben 17oe
b., at Mrs. Mapbrid forigste at
brebe fig ielp @otins Gensiel for
rige 2proas. 9un baboe itpot fig
ielp for 8rptet meb en- 8orbtniu,
men BUN blep opbaset os rebbet, fpr
bun fit iaare fig liusfarliat. Mrs.
Mapbrid % benbes ameritanfe @ens
net bar for11et olle mulise Mibler.
at bun funbe bliue lpslabt men for
siapes. Mrs. Mabbrid ct Nmeri.
tanerinoe os er bpmt til s5en9iel paa
2ipstib for at babe brebt fin Mano,
en- @n9l9noer, meb @ift.
- 9ele 8elsien ct / Dprgr. Nr=
beiberne itreiter o9 i1aaeS meb Nutbo>
riteterne bper Sag. 5lere al Streiz
terne er orebte. Mrbetberne / Bel>
glen bar Ill beune Sag paret betrasz
tet os bebanolet af Grifotratiet iom
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1893-04-26

Nttoruep General Gibbs bar 1enbt
8initons &al9loo t1lbase til @uoer=
ngr Melion, % erf(eret, at ben Ct
fonititutionel.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1893-04-26

Hrof. SO. SO. &etter|en fal reoi=
9ere yNtbolo8=Baiunen" / @illsboro,
N. s., nelte @ommer. meoens &e=
baftpr 2inoelie 9ipr Jig en- Sur til
Norge. 9a ital Der bli Moro!
(r&etorm".)
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1893-04-26
Minnefpta.

oet iinosfps, toroi bun bar funoet, at
benoes 6usbono osiaa bar en- Gamilie
Tpflano.
:. @tatsienaNet i @tiQmater bar
III 1856 Sanger.
Mrs. Sobu @anion fra &ipe'
itone brebteS al 2Dnet forleben Sag.
= Martin Sgrsenion ira Go>un
Of &i9lano os Die sc. S. 6elle fra
gilbert Sea Sreeborn @ountp er
obbe.
5irmaet @elseion & Mosen i
&eo>uooo Sa0s er 9aaet fal1it. Jorz
niue $3,105, @ielb 81, ,524. Sc itpr>
lte &rebitorer ct / ct. &au(.
= @n np sernbaue ital bpsses
ira 9ulutb os norooper til ben tana=
bite @renle. @runofapitalen er
100000.
= Gptseuoe Stauoinaper bespnote
5tilsmisieia9er for &etteu Miunea=
polls iiote use: @lila @elber9
imoo 0lai @elber9, &aren Olaulen
imOo Sens Olauien, @briitine Dlien
imob 2uouis Olien o9 Sn9ebor9
Strenne imoo Sans 6. Strsnne.
- $. 6afitao, iom banoler meo
IaIte @ienoomme Minneapolis, bar
facet en- Sag poa Natfen fra 2ars
&an9en. STR. &au9en flyer, at @af<
ftab bapoe Rrepet en- promissory
note paa $50 o9 leperet bans @en<
Der, men famine 9ieblif 9reb ban
ben tilbase oe rep ben iitpffer.
= Siumore County bar flere 8ps
er, buor 2ifpr1als er forbubt. eno no~
get anbet County / Minne1oto, for,
telles Der. Bpen 8reiton bar BET
fibIte Nar peret rtpr". ioet &robibis
tionen Der blep inbfemt meb 2 @teut'
mers Maioritet ifior. Saor fit 2i>
Genie 81 @temmers Moioritet.
= @n utienbt Manb fit en- iersez
lio @fiebne Nerbeoen af @aut
@enter iiofe 5reoas. 9an bleu
operti9rt al en- Sneplos paa Great
Mortbern>Banen, % bans 2e9eme
broses meo oper en- Mil. 9uert Ben
bans &rop fnuftes. os ban bleu iaa
fulbfanois molet iipnber, at tnsen
tunbe sienftenbe bam.
Eberefe Bouoep. en- tranif.ca.
nabif &pinbe, iom fere Iar bar
peret foriarset poa Little Sisters of
the Poors 5iem ct. Saul oboe
fibfe Eorsous. 6uu bleu 104 Gar
sammel. 9un fetreoe for 4 Gar
iiben fin 100,aarise Gpbielsbas neb
@iemmet o9 mo6tos blanbt anoet
@ilfen fra fin 87.aarise @bn.
@onsresmanb S. q. Ea,pnep
fra @inona fa1bt iioite 0nsaa9 neb
isiennem en- Erapre en- Butit / ct.
8aul os forIos fig Femt. 9an bleo
optaaet beuibfles os meo to bpbe
Saar 9onebet. 9nn8 9uitru leos
1aseoe bam. 2eserne flyer, at @aos
rene lite ct farliae, men Ea>pneps
8enner nerer bog itor Jrpst tor, at
ban lite pil taa bet oper.
@n frpstelis @rploiion foresit
ct @mebepertfteb Eotper forrise
&irsbag. Mrbeioerne bolot paa at
brpbe ihptter tasiereoe @aspiber os
brugte til bette Mrbeibe en- 1900
Bunbs 9ampbammer. Menoene
baube arbeibet omtrent en- Eime, ba
ben frpstelise @rploiion fanbt Steb.
So MaIfinarbeiberne Tom inb fra
@erttebet peb Siben, mpote be ct
trDeteli9t @pn. Saarebe Menb %
afrepne 2emmer laa ollepesne om>
firing. 3 repes ifptfer meb en- @ans,
% to af be iaareoe ptl osfaa bb. Sc
bpbes Mapne Ct, s. $. gfettle, efterla,
Der @uitrn % 4 8prn, CHARLES 9tels
ion, efterlaber 9utru % 5 8prn, os
Sacob @osbaper, ugift. Smeoeoertz
fteoet blep osiaa poelast. l1lptten
itriper fig fra, at 9pnamit bar blepet
fprt inb @asrgrene, mems be bar
Brug, % benne erploeerebe unoer
@amriusen.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1893-04-26

Orb fan life belfripe oe>1 uoz
merte6e SorlDnin9 al fer6ige
&le6er, lom Manhattan bar
mo6to9et ipaor. Sen 1noa fees,
forQt man fan p1r0ere Den ret.
&ore Pri1 1er iaar er merfet la
pere ems 11o9enl nlin6e. M}on fan
fipbe en 1plenoi6 &lebnin9 af
6elulo for $40 til $3.50, lps
eQer mprf efter 8eba9. &i ga
ral1terer, at 0en er 9o6t iDet o9
tilpaslet.
@utte= o9 &prneora9ter er
bllli9ere ell0 no9en Gang.
@n lap @rtS for ale o9 in9en
Mfpi9eNe.
Manhattan One Price
Clothing House.
9enD Bros, &tere.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-03-25
pALACIO FLORES FORTUNE.



lanes L. Morgan. an extensive
r,,ch., I, so,,l,,os, 'ro,,s 4, -, 49,,
:" '' 90 ~" y"
Il mp 10 'he cast experimenting the
construction OF devices and machinery
for the purpose OF procuring 10000 of
li.xi,.,n MONEY
49,
IN Tue carry Parl OF the present cen
'uIy, Wneh pan antonio wa, tlc nome
OF many. Wealtny 9pAularusi and me
S9hme'cial Center OF alI on NofiheIn
MeNlSo, a mule Tram started Tor ile eity
ol MekIeo' says an antonio cores
ponueht' 49,
ihere were th'tly mules, each loaded
WIN 900 silVer 9oldtS ana consider,
aple amount OF gold COM the total
AMOUNT pelns ABOUT $500 ooo'
u ne caravan was ~ Chlrge OF captain
IalaSlo flotes' prominent anu trusted
tmploye OF ihe GOVERNMENT IN addi'
uon TO the drivers oil the mule tram
tnete were ABOUT my weil,afmed ant
equ.PPeu suatuS' rue o.H alI wen
T ~ pl uas'Tn li 'EnMay uIousn oln
LUIS / o.osl al'u Lun.eiey Was 'aken anu
w ua''svIous 'lloui''''l,i ucl''e' SCUM OF
oa'u'ie were passed without any attack
". VIC ua,l nelns MAUI nc no
S'alue l,Net was VLos'su J. rev mics
aoo'e l IN. a!lI 'le tIall MADE us
way IaPlu'y toWa'u o'l hlllonl9'
III l''U ,, ua{' Wy nsuohaI hlghway
Pass.u sllouSis Mnt - now Dlnnin'l
sSounV, ~ 'ohoNlns we Dsnk OF
,a 10 ssNv.a n''es' On uhe
JAM o' ilse sue .; was mV0rlte
S"hlp,lg Piaec, wn'In " now called
i nlanu NoSN W h , no,J' hls nole IS
Ioo1teu =, y s.'"lp pSh'i W lne stream
n'iu II v, n" ,.. u,s, alulough
SN,uSni,' ,,as " ~ a''ul"i pouotl, Is the
wa'el y, u uoes NOT pass INTO any inter-
~, wv, ,
,un sn ~ ti'is mp P'a.e was reached
SYp''',i i'".es Hee'ueu " ,enidlh there
wv uay' ios,ns tle Hnues prepaIa'
toly 70 i,'aN',e .I'u 10 ,il, . SUI remain
lls pglMeI', t,le'e anu oa, hnIohio' lie
eols'uS'eu '''' al uIe Iangetous pof.
uou VI Wv euul',y nau uech passed
thtouE,i' any oniy lcl' ieh nien on guard
Wy nis' n'su', -Ne,i ul,s number SEEM
go uh,letessa'y, ~ ueie were no Signs
OF u,ly I''I III, anu no llS"e's were post
co on 'l'e lo,,oWlnE uay.
IL way aDout noon ~, ll,at gay when n
oahu OF DilsanpS suuuehly rushed upon
,he unPiVtcSlcu SaIllp uut Oh dense
i've oah 'I''.Net, oaPla'n rIotSs anu MS
men were taN,ns lhell noonuay sieSta
When the a'l1ek was Ilade, oul they did
n9t submit wluiVu1 desperate struggle.
ne uass oi solu "iiu ailVel were piled
IN a heSp near 'lle ueep Water mole, and
wneh S'ptdl' loles iuunu mat the
n'lgaluS were 'uou' 70 sci possession OF
Ine Weal'i, nc o!SlieI tlS uilveTs To
.nIow y az ln'C wy p'sJJ'u popI; Inc
commune , was ouole ., luz We nt'gands
nassacreu every HlJIhocI OF me mud.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-03-25

LONDON, March -, 1895 II foreign
travel has its sad and pathetic coloring,
It Is still often enlivened with many
diverting situations, amusing incidents
and genuinely humorous aspects.
But few rays Of this genial sunshine
fall upon the face Of sunny Cuba. To
the mind and heart Of the traveller II re-
mains a sort Of terrazo doloroso in
perspective. Save for It's matches
tropical beauty and the languorous
beauty Of its women, II remains PLAIN
lively In the memory; altogether somper
in tone and color. This observation will
hold true of travel IN all countries whose
folk are Of tho swarthy Latin lineage.
From many visits to the beautiful island
can recall no more than three situations
where the foreign spectator might be
beguiled into mrthfui emotions; and
these possessed the quality OF ridicu-
lousness rather than humor.
one OF these Witnessed repeatedly
late at night. 1t is the ouigrowth Of
surveillance OF parents over daughters.
1t Is the solitary midnight serenade.
Time after time, on returning to my
hotel from divers wandedngs at night IN
the Cuban capital, have passed these
love stricken youths, stationed opposite
the homes OF their inamoratas in all
manner OF agonized attitudes, strumm'
ing dew-muiiled notes upon ancient
guitars, and lifting their voices in
passionate though doleiul petitions to
the night, the moon, the stars, and all
the saints, to aid them in reaching the
ears and hearts OF their adoradas The
iavorite, indeed almost the universal,
ballad sung by these love lom Cuban
youths Is ia Luna" Of which recall
ON. ainta.n
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-03-25

lis red head suddenly turns quarter
round, aud they involuniarlv listen for
It's click Then. is cavoriious. coral
mouth expands idghthlly while the being
foars.
low the bloody ell do III know
HI doant bide eercl"
Up IN Scotland the grimncss and
quaintncss OF hum0r In speech and
anecdote, rather than IN reioinder or
situation. is to the traveller an endless
ripple Of sunshine across the stern feat
urcs Of Scotlands folk and land
At Gaash.els, Of a Sunday morning,
came upon two lads savagev disputing
where their best interests should lead
them TO Sundays chool. The lesser Of
the two, har-headed little fellow.
closed the controversy and set the pace
with.
Coon ava; COON ava. It's maisi for
nalthing we'll get At the Free Kirkw
witnessed fisheiman's bride lcav-
ing her old home for the new, 10 Oban.
a sharpiongued neighbor gave her this
grisly god-speed:
Joan. buck tooth tho We are. ye are
wcui husked and kisicd (wcll dressed
aud provided; bu, the dell is ma waur-
| iauid luglier) than IN auld boik that
owns yer
The advent Of the doctor when new
baby arrives in lowy homcs--as the
. physician usually brings currant.ban-
noCks or buns, called "curuic .baunies, 4"
| with which 90 diver, the attention OF The
chIldfcn-is a supreme occasion In child
/ life experience.
o. I..ffN hood d, satg. I..rt.. ~ L. .ft,.
/ hufgh uld',nwn relating TO her big-cycd
comrads Ia the shadows Of a narrow
| close, III dochter bfocht us a new
BARN th' momin' An a muckle guild
duchter he is" Then after a long aud
impressive silence: AN he brocht a
/ e'bannic-an'-a sponge, taen'
Riding along the Carlisle aud Glasgow
/ road To ma old tap driven by a serious
youth named Andrew. the horse SHE'D,
kicked the dashboard in pieces, stopped
stuck'siill and turned and looked at
| Andrew.
"Puir bcas,icl puir bcastc!" said
Andrew soolhngly. Then he dismoun.
ted and pIucked q tuit OF grass which
he gave 10 the animal, with the fumin-
| alive remark; "Well get bite o'girse
! lE''.aI HlN " INlt NiNlouhHeAaI oot 10
| heidi
An intelligent traveller could fll a
volume with these quaint sayings within
his own bearing, A crOlter who pulled
me out OF stream into which had TN.
Willingly fallen, closed the narration to
bis friends Of his gallant rescue with:
| "Oh, ny, bfocht the uucoo Nonkee DER
the heckle.pn; sairy" a Highland
| guidwilu predicted my difficulties in
climbing Ben New, by rcmarking,
Yen need pit q hl1ol heart tac IN by
| brae;' while canny and cynical old
bookseller Of Perth, when rdicullng me
for my limited knowledge OF the Scot.
tish people gave his own couutiymen
the exquisite bi, OF satire of Ven
meier rightly ken a Scotchmon I'LL ye Ken
him for a mon that keeps the sawbaih--
an all else he can lay his iva hands
oopon" EDGAR l.. WAKu>tAN.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1893-03-25

A voluble lady sitting in her deck
chair and undergoing the premonitory
qualms of Mdi.dc mcy, remarks to the
unhappy group about her:
"lf get sea sick like the rest Of these
people, shall just give up my reason
altogether, so shall"
Whereupon a bluff old party awakens
from his stupor long enough TO retort
spiteiully:
Judging from my own experience,
you will give up far more than that,
madameW
On the other side OF the ropes, where
the steerage passengers are herded like
cattle, you will see them walking the
deck as II at wager, with occasional
quick recourse to the side.rail for relief.
They are UNNECESSARILY brighter, SUMMER
and lighter-heartcd In their misery than
the more comfortable cabin passengers.
While they are pounding cheerily about
deckyou may approach and sympathetic.
ally accost an emigrant with,
well, my boy, how do you find your
self this morning."
ME health's all right, yer honor" Ia
plunge to the side raiD, is the sturdy
rejonder. Then, with a twinkle in his
blood-shot eyes, but, faith, me HekcfS
steeyagci"
The ocean liner Is never without It's
ferret, who is sometimes a divinity stu.
dent, broadening his range of obser.
walton and study" frequently the Young
reporter honestly DESTROYS OF acquiring
everything possible to be learned on
shipboard In six days effort; and often
a female who has broken loose in search
OF career" These human interro.
CATION points usually have gold rimmed
eyeglasses, invulnerable assurance, and
notebooks which are drawn on victims
with the celebrity Of genuine deadly
weapons.
They are abroad for information, and
they get il. Conering the ships com.
mauder on the subject Of sea sickness,
they find:
Dear sir, or madam, have followed
the sea for twenty-five years, and have
put more in than | ever tool, out Of III"
From grim old travellers they learn:
"rhis is my hundred and fortie,h
passage, sir or madam. Though have
taken every meal on shipboard, have
frequently missed theml"
lrrepressible they still are when the
sea and the storm pound the waves and
the fog upon the distracted passengers
while crossing the Newfoundland banks,
and there Is not life enough left in the
objects in the deck chairs to quicken
even prolane response. II is then they
espy a solitary being, on Its legs, In
blue and gold, away out forward. They
side, slip and slide up to 1t, The being
proves TO be ships oiiicer-iirst
second, third, or somewhere along the
line But il is alive, has hearty jowls, a
big paunCh, and hoping these bespeak
geniality, they timidly address it.
"Beg pardon, officer, but are these
fogs always to be found here en- the
banks2"
The being is blue, gold and bronze
statue for a long. long time. Finally as
they despair and are aboutto turn away,
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1893-09-30
THEY SHOULD Be SPANKED.
The Chou'ish Joke OF Two Vermont NEEDLES
..Mo,tp, iii sr Ind ynant.

The Chouish Joke OF Two Vermont NEEDLES
..Montp ,li,r ind ynant.
MONTPELIER, VT, Sept. 23.--Two
students at Middiebury college have
turned the town topsy turvy by placing
On exhibition in their rooms the grin
aing skulls of two of the townfolk,
whose prominence when in life in
.reases the shock which follows tho
knowledge that their graves had been
aesecrated. One of the graves selected
contained the remains of a woman
9Th had been dead nearly forty
years. She was an ancestor
OF one of the oldest families ig Vermont
today, and one of the most venerated'
OF women at the time OF her deathA
The eulogy OF her virtues inscribed on
her tombstone made her remains a more
pleasing object to the miscreants who
copied the epitaph and pasted it on the
skull when secured. The other grave
selected contained the bones of q
former instructor in the college. To
have n grinning skull and cross
bones of an unpopular professor was
considered particularly facetious. TAX
ing n spade and pick and a basket,
the three ~collegians went to the grave
yard at midnight. One kept guard
while the others dug. The bones
OF the woman were six feet deep in
hard clay, and il took two hours hard
work to reach them. Some Of the
smaller bones had c%rumblei, but the
skull and larger bones were in good
condition, and were taken as the booty
of two of the fellows who occupied tho
same college room. The professors
bones had not been SO long buried
and were in good condition. They
became the property of the third man.
The teeth of this once honored in
structor now clasp a pipe and about
his neck is hung a quotation from
Shakespeare, which reads:
Imperions Cesar, dead and turned 10
clay,
May serve to stop a hole to keep the wind
away
The turf on the graves was very care
fully cut and LAID along side. and when
the bones had been secured and the
graves solidly filed was replaced with
great care. 1t is the boldest case OF
grave robbing known in this section.