New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-02-23
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THE TALK or THE DAY.

Though the coming Administration IS yet young, not
10 say embryonic the ltclatul. about lloke smith.
largely the output OF the Okesmiih, has alresdy BE-
come varied ami extensive. And IL some future dry.
asaust should decide to make collection o! llOkana
he would not be troubled b. any lack Of materials,
such they are.
Uncle John-what, s,ia studying, Nelllei They
give YOU hard lessons TO learn. fear
Nellie-l.s, Uncle John. they are hard V learn,
but then you know, they are a~fuily easy to forget
(BOston Transcript.
A store in a Georgia hamlet displays the following
sign: "Axehandcs, ink, pens and cheese
Tho Human Paradox.-SenOr Partner-Brownetts
bill has been running little too long, / THINK. H.
Junior pirncr-tiuess Wen have 10 get after him.
BrowIptt never settles except when ne Is surrVo NY
indianapolis Journal.
The old feud between Cain and Abel must b
ended. AT a recent religious gathering In LONDON
W. :. Cane. NJ. r., made an address on temperance
while ". T.. Abel acted as presiding officer.
Ceramic Alphabetically does Ms.
Ninton " rceSter Invariably wear white tns season.
Dorn-Oh, hadn't YOU heard that her So'ooU ssss
was broken! And vel,e, You know, Is the mowuinS
cC.cr-for Chlna.-(Nogle.
Says The Christian Inquirer: Much merit Is
modestlv hidden In country pasOnages that those WHO
confer honorary degrees cannot perceive IL I'LL miA
IS called to prominent city church. Iheh uS
recognize his worth ut once. The successor OF pf
Howard Crosby no doubt is worthy OF honor Du' ~
might have stayed In Pennsylvania all hs NE PRIV
ably. and never received Il doctorate III HVhiS'
fore he preached his first sermon rs Pis'o' !" w
Fourth Avenue Church, Lafayette College rus''1
give him the degree. a rich, strong chu'en i Jaw.
n capital background for 4 clergyman 10 De seeA
advantage
The recording angel never strikes balance 90
hi, books By what Is said oi m'h U" "''
Every new acquaintance We make has me me, Pun ~r
10 tell us something We didn't KNOW ao'u' w.
one trouble with tho world is that there ,., are w
many church members and not enough Shf - MI, a
1t probably does the devn more sv ~ h,rn down
long face on u Christian than II does ID o"'" "'
There are men who would be willing to go D on an
mission to China wh) let their wives curry III ~
the stovc-w0od. 4. .-, ana
one OF the times when man begins 70 cry s sa1
sigh that al men are not honest ID WIZ" ~
When al people are willing to become &c me- ~, = mil mil
lennium Will c)me.-l Rams Horn.
A Kansas City man the other day took ont hcen'.
for u dog named Christopher Columbus Anu ~"
license clerk made the transaction historically coHP'~
by numbering the license 1,402
ON an Extensive -Buslnesslike lansee ~ ~
the near fliturc)-Beg pardon Tor hiruums no;,
You the Governor of these slancs, are you What
Territorial Governor Of Hawaii am s'' VS."
can do for you . ,ol.ancS
Husincssike Yankce-I notice ono OF your 70" srscs
is smoking Like 10 scn Jou a down dtai' i"
for 1t, SIR Chicago Tribune.
"wer Charlieo said the nurse the other o'' "
nine ycarold Boston boy, you're an rhcie NV"
you've just had a little nephew aw.u
lis that 50 ~ said Charlie with blase air
suppose I'll have 10 give the little begsar Spun"
Interesting but Sensitive" What an in'ers,sd
l., exclaimed Fwcddy, approaching tne ~, re dS
the orlng 0utang. Il wondah, bah Jove' il ."
family violated Ia him" -, scrsam
At this point Ey,ddy was Interrupted ny yyoor and
from the Gagged siman. full ~ anguish Wv. sonrs
sudden desperate. ungoy ernabic rage that Ms s.d.
mena gerie was thrown into state OF vioen, ma
ment and the keeper hastily ushercd the yosa tatA
into the apartment where the mumnies anu
snakes were OH cxhibiuon.-(Chlcago Triouhe'
san Francisco boasts of having two lady 'sA''
robbers
A Close Stickcr.-Oh, well, now, think WV
Is very fair fellow rs far as he goes h. ney0
Miss Smilax-That's just the trouble w
goes at all.-(Boston Courier.