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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
GOOD LUCK FOR THE BABY.
The First Thing II to Have 1t Go up
stairs Before 1t Goes Down.

The First Thing Il to Have 1t Go up
stairs Before 1t Goes Down.
Think of Il baby twenty -four hours
Old climbing step ladder! eSciams
the Washington Star, Ii was rather
an understood infant ior that
age. too OF course, it could not
climb up by itself SO tho nurse car
ried it in her arms. il did not cry.
but clappcl its hands deiightedly.
The child was littlo boy. and the
climbing Of the ladder took pla q in
the very room whore he was born.
The mother regarded it as an impor-
tant event evidently. 1t was by her
orders that the performance took
place. Her interest was none tho
less because it was all for the sake of
gratifying an old-time superstition
Monthly nurses all agree that II a
baby goes downstairs before il goes
upstairs It's path ia life will be down
ward and i'll luck will attend it. Ac-
co@dingly precautiGns should DO taken
against such an omen. la this in
stance the ciiId having been torn on
the top floor OF the house it could not
b, carried upstairs ami therefore its
mother had suggested the ingenious
plan OF having stepiadder brought
into tho room SO that nurse could
mount it with baby in her arms.
But that was not ell. A small
testament was attached by a string to
the ChiId'5 arm and in its chubby
little fist was placed Il gold dollar
Thus reasonable certainty was SO.
cured that the boy would grow up
both rici and pious. A tho same
time it seems very odd TO see such
supcrstitious obseFyances practiced in
tho city OF Washington in tho year
1892. Somo people say that it is
very bad luck indeed for baby 10
sec itself in mirror before it is
gear old. though why this should be
so II would be difficult to iell.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
PRESENCE OF MIND.
a Russian Priests Narrow Escape
From a Mob,

a Russian Priests Narrow Escape
From a Mob.
During the recent popular excite
mcnt and riotous demonstration il
Russia, growing out OF the outbreak
OF cholera, priest at Saratoff wa,
attacked by II mob. A man hat
shouted upon seeing him: There's
the man that seized me and buried M
Il i've. I've only this instant escaped
rom the grave that lie put me in
The excited people thoroughly con
WINGED that there was 4 murderoui
conspiracy against them rushed upor
the priest with cries which shovel
their determination to put them to
death. The priest folded his arm,
and smiled, "You have Just com,
out Of the grave, you say" he Gale!
to the man. AYE, that | have,
Then how" asked the priest, "dos,
it happen that you have had time t.
cet drunk already" As it was tount
that the mans breath smelled q
liquor the laugh was turned upon him
and the crowd lett the priest un
molestcd.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
Albert Lea Route minneapolis g.
St Louis RyD

Passengers from Des Moips' Humboldt
Dakota City Perry, Livernorc, Ogden.
Lu Verne, Dayton, Britt, Fl Dodge, Albert
Lea, and adjacent territory, IL you are go.
ing to ST. Paul, Minneapolis, Duluth, West
superior, Chicago. st. Louis, Kansas City,
Etc, or points in Minnesota, North Dakota,
Montana. Washington, or the North west
and Pacific Coast, Tor lowest rates and best
accommodations. enquire OF any agent of
NJ. & st. l.. Ry. or write TO G. NJ. Pratt,
Gen. Tkt. & Pass. Agent, Minneapolis. w.
Ii. Truesdale, Receiver.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
Is Accepted.

Actor (at the pearly gates lis there any
show for ne,
st. Peter: What business were you en-
gagged in when you were IN the flesh!
Actor was an actor
st. Peter-Well, come in; you have had
Your roasting
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
One Fault.

Carson-I believe Subbs Will make first
class writer yet.
Colton-Nevcr, sir; never.
Carson-Why not!
Coultou-Don't you see that he only signs
two names to his work
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
EVj7 HRY TIM z !
MESye5 AEGSA.

Mrs. Mary 4. Sheed, 224 tllh St.,
g. w, Washington, D. c., states that
for several years she suffered terribly
with facial neuralgia and could find no
relief The pain was intense. She re-
solved to try s.. Jacobs Oil. After
having rubbed the parts affected three
tines only, all pain vanished and
Gas not returned.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

People overlooked the impoTtauca Of per.
manently beneficial effects aud we're salts
fed with transient action but pow that il
is generally known that syrup Of Figs will
permanently cure habiCual constipation,
wel-infornei peop'e wiz not buy otaer
laxstives, which act for time, but firally
lnjure the system.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
August
Flow or %

used August Flower for Loss of
vitality and general debility. After
taking two bottles gained 90 lbs.
] have sold more of your August
Flower since I have been in business
than any other medicine l ever kept.
Mr.. Peter Zinyillc says hc was made
a new man by the use Of August
Flower, recommended by me. l
have hundreds tell me that August
Flower has done them more good
than any other medicine they ever
took. GEORGE w. DYE, Sardis,
Mason Co., Ky. .
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
EUN5R AGO

I.ITcHFTELD, KANE.
TGuffered II months with pains in
the small Of the beck; pronounced in
durable by physicians; confined TO tho
house most of The tine. ST. Jacobs Oil
completely cured me. 30 return OF
ps.in in years. .
LEVI ?. MANSFIELD.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

Look out for coanterfeitsl See that you
get the genuine Salvation Oil DO not let
The dealer sell you some Just rs good"
Tut insist upon getting the genuine with
The Bulls Head trademark on the wrapper.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
Subtracted One.

Pa, does a cat have nine lives"
Yes, my son"
Then our cats have each got just eight"
How Is this, my son, ,"
Because | subtracted one apiece all
around this morning"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

It is because persons who once try DIR.
BULLS Cough Syrup, always buy it again,
that its sales have become SO enormous.
The success of this great remedy IN curing
old, cough, Group and sore-throat is simp-
ly marvellous.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
RUEUMATTsM.

INNFIh IIIIIli 4uNNUs
MIR. John ]. Smith. Ensley. Michi.
gen, was afflicted with rheumatism Is
years; his case was pronounced incur
able by 3physicians, but was cured by
st. Jacobs Oil and has remained so.
S. NJ. GEARY. Druggist.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
a Fine Horseman.

Is Mr.. Grayham such fine horseman, do
You think
Mabel--Mercy, yos; he always drives
with one hand.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
Died Of nsars Failure.

Ereizem-Another English noble dead.
Callen
Freizem--Naw; wasn't the sign Of flush
Callem-How dill he die,
Freizem-Hnd every cent ia the POT:
Drcw for his fifth beart. Got spade. Pts
toll shot rang out.
Callem-A And the coroner's verdict,
FreiZem-Heart failure
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
6CIATyCA.

CHICAGO, III.
/ was given up by doctors thTes
years ago, when troubled with scintio
rheumatism, and had TO use crutch;
suffered about six years First appli-
cation of st. Jacobs Oil relieved; two
bottles cused.
GEORGE A. ROSE.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
| 7. MANSFlELD.
BRUISES.

-... BAEARoo, WIs.
Have not felt the least effects from
ny hurts simceI was cured three years
ngo. fell from I0y engine and struck
my back; thought the life was
knocked out ofmc.
S. ". DIXON.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

Circulars were so plentiful in the post
Office yesterday that the carriers had to
work hard to get round
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

EtTS-A fits stopped free W DR.. EliAR's CRYA1
EBRyB REsf0RRf. No tit after first days use. bar.
vicious Treatise and Sc 90 trial hottie free 10 fii
eases. bend Dr. Kline 93l Arch St. Philadelphia,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
THE GIANTS HEAD.
Giant Face Cut by the Waves In
White Sandstone,

It is not uncommon to find rocks and
cliffs taking curious shapes and ap-
pearing like human beings, but 1t is
not often that one finds 50 perfect
face on so large scale as that of the
Giants Head on the north coast of Ire.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
SpRAIN@,

Mr. Charles Joseph, 1l9l IIangton
St, San Francisco, CAL, says; !
sprained my ankle so badly could
not walk, and tried almost everything
known, without relief, when ono day
q friend advised mo 10 uso ST. Jacobs
Oh. 1 did so and was speedily and
wonderfully cured.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
The lrrepreslble Younaster.

Filth aged six "Mithter Hardy, where
ith Iuhoc!"
NJ: Hardy: Why do awsk. mo deahl"
Edith "Cauthe thithta thaid tbers's
where your watch wath."
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
Ernrinnt In NYnrlIllineSS.

Her Mother--If you had deliber-
ately picked out the greatest scano-
grace in town Cora, you could not
have become engaged to a moro dis
reputable fellow.
lora-But my paticnt trusting love
will e'orm him. mamma.
Her Mother after Il pause-Per-
haps, my dear it would have been
just as we'll II had let you read a
few French novels after all Truth.
A scif-made man always manages to spoil
his lob SnmeNrhprp
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

Ths deYil is afraid Of the man who al
Why's has sunshine in his heart.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

Nothing pays poorer interest on an In
vestmcnt than wearing a long face.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

The windows of heaven are always shut
against the man who will not work.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
The Farmer
and the Grocer.

A grocer would not pay farmer the price of ten
pound turkey for one that weighed but seven pounds
Why should farmer pay grocer the price of the
ROYAL Baking Powder for baking powder with II
per cent less leavening strength?
The Royal Baking Powder is proven by actual tests
to be II per cent stronger than any other brand on the
market. Better not buy the Others for they mostly
contain alum lime and sulphuric acid but if they are
forced upon you see that you charged corrcspon
dinghy lower price for them
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

"Hanson's Magic Corn Salyc."
Warranted to cure, or money refunded Ask your
druggist totit. Price 20 ctrts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

HE CAREER OF
an ice yacht, when
directed by a skill
full hclmsman, and
steadied by t h e
weight of Il passen.
ger or two, is swift
a II d C Y c i t i IL &
enough to interest
people ia m iii ar
with the sport, and
to amaze those who
san ~ for tho first
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

10 charge TO florist, Tor this advice; II
Jon would have your plants Start early put
them in spring bed.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

/ VIII Never Amount to Anything.
do you think young Scribble, the writer,
! will ever amount to anything"
NO"
Really Why he reminds me of Dick
ensn
"Dickens7"
Yves; no does all his writing with a
Quill -
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
DON'T
KILL THE
BABY!

Many baby suddenly taken
with Group has been dosed with a
cough remedy containing an opia.
ate until 1T died, not from the dis.
case, but from the medicine. When
your child has the Group, geta bottle
of Reds German Cough s. Kidney
Cure. This great remedy contains
neither opiate nor narcotic and il
is impossible to give an overdose.
If your druggist does not keep it
and will not not order it for you,
send to the SYLVAN REMEDY Co.,
PEORIA, Ills, for trial bottle by
mail free. Write your name plain.
ly, and give the name of this pa
per.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
In OIDEN TihiES

Dip an iran rested spot in torta1c acid
and hang in the sun
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

A truth can never be put in the grave
and kept there.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

Now is the time to treat Catarrh of long
standing. Ely's Cream Balm reaches old
and obstinate eases, where all other RENE
dies fail DO not neglect Y ro1nripg bot
tie, as in it lies the relief you seek.
Rev. II. VI. Fairail, ID. d., editor of
the Iowa Methodist, says cditUrially, I'VE
have tested the merits of Ely's Gre am BaiHl
and believe that, by e thorough course of
treatment IL viii cure almost every case of
catarrh. Ministers as class ere afflicted
with head and throat troubles, and cat3rrh
seems morc prev alent than ever. We can
not recommend Ely's Cream Balm too
highly
Apply Balm Into zach nostril. Its Quick.
~ Absorbed. Gives Relief at Dnce.
Prize 20 cents mt Druggists or by mail.
ELY BROTHERS,, ~ Warren st, Now York
Sclf-cUnceit always puts us Up 30 that
our eyes so shut.
That unrivalled complexion" said a
prominent New Yorker, ailuding to lady
acquaintance, was the result of using Gar
field Tea.
Send for free sample to al9 West .5th
Street, New York City.
Look difficulty square in the face and it
will run.
a Cough, Cold or Sore yhroat
should not be neglected. BROWNS BRuS-
CuIAL TUoCuEs are simple remedy, and
give prompt relief - cts. box.
A bad man can never own anything that
is fireproof
Lane Medicine Moves the Bow.
els Each Day. In order to bo healthy
this is necessary. Cures consti patton,
headache, kidney and liver troubles and
regulates tho stomach AMI bowels. Price
soc and Sl.00 at sill dealers.
Measuring vessels speed is knotty
Coughing Leads to Consumption.
Kcmps Balsam will stop the cough at
once. Go to your druggist to-day and got
n sample bottle free Large bottles 80 cts.
and $lO0.
The society girl has great deal Of get
up-aftcr O'Clock IN the morning.
Mr,. TFInsio,y's S"o,hius syrrp, for Chill
dren tes;hins, sofers ihc gums, reduces indamua-
ton. aliays Pain. cures wind collie Is cents bottle
The grey felt hat can be as high as any
other hat, and in that way make its pres
euce felt.
HIRAM c. WHEELER. Cd cbot sac Co.. In
sells first clsss Percheron and Shire stations
SSVO, |, 2and years t!cle. Imported mares cheap
Don't Judge hastily. What may seem to
be ordinary drum-majors are often leading
musicians.
Babcr's Cod Liver Oil,
The best in the World. Cures consumption
Makes lev blood and flesh sold by Druggists.
Mamma, did the hen burst lew?o
asked little Johnny when he saw broken
wing.
, BrGm meits Cough Drops.
Use Brrimnens celebrated Cough pr"is. The Scnr-
rs have 4 II, l.. on each drop. Sold everywhere.
Even the highest priced surgeons will give
cut rates when asked to.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

The grey felt hat can be as high as any
other hat, and in that way make its pres
once fclt
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

Don't judge hastily. What may seem to
be ordinary drum majors are often leading
musicians
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
~. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
eF Sold by Druggists, 15e.

Famine runs from the man who puts
heart into his work.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

HIRAM G. WHEELER Oh cho!t Sac Co. In
sells first class fercheroG and Shire stations
SSUO, |, = and years t!ue. Imported mares cheap
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

The society girl has great deal Of gc
up-after . O'Clock IN the morning.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26
ON AN ICE YACHT.
THE RIDE Is A SWIFT AND
EXCITING ONE

Wild Ride on the Hudson River
Under FulI wind and Unmsnagabie
rsrds-Drageod a Mile Minute on
tho leo
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

Mamma did the hon burst flew."
asked little Johnny when he saw a broken
wing.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

Coughing Leads to Consumption.
Kcmp's Balsam will stop the cough at
once Go to your druggist to-day and got
a sample bottle free. Large bottles 50 cts
and Il 90
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

a., Brum meii's Cough Drops.
Use Br1.mnnell's Celebrated CoUgh pToiS. The ecnu
Inc have \ II. l.. on each drop. Sold everywhere.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

~ In applying TO any oil the above al
' ertisers do not forget TO say that you saw
the advertisement In this paper.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1893-01-26

Bakers Cod Liver Oil.
The beat ia the World. Cures cpnsunpiiO
Makes lev blood and flesh. sold by Druggists.
The herald., 1893-08-19
THE COURTS.
Cases Under Consideration Yesterday.
New Suits Filed.

Cases Under Consideration Yesterday.
New Suits Filed.
The damage suit OF Geimer VS.. Mat
thews was concluded in department of
the superior court yesterday. This is
the case in which the plaintiff slipped
on the sidewalk in front OF the defend
ants paint store on some prepared paint
and lead. The jury retired at 8 O'Clock,
and although it took only nine to render
a verdict, they had not agreed at the
time Judge pierce of San Diego, presid-
ing, had to leave to take train for
home.
They were directed to return sealed
verdict when they should reach an
agreement.
Judge Pierce yesterday granted Mrs.
M. n. Vezina a divorce from j. ID. Vezi-
ma on the ground OF cruelty.
John Ponet, native of Belgium, was
admitted to citizenship yesterday by
Judge Pierce.
Judge w. l.. Pierce Of San Diego, who
has been holding court for Judge Nc
Kinley for several days. left for home
will return from San Diego today, where
he has been holding court.
A complaint was filed yesterday in
Justice Bartholomew's court against
Clyde Ewing. charging him with assault
with deadly weapon. He is accused
OF cutting J. P. Jensen In the neck with
a pocket knife. The officers yesterday
had small hopes of arresting Ewing and
think that he has run away.
NEW CASES.
Amongst the papers in new cases fled
yesterday in the county clerks Office
were the following:
Katie Sherman vs. W. L. Cleveland.
Suit offoreclosure for $2695 balance due
under promissory note for $1,000.
X. A. Danielson We. George P. Yoa-
kum. Suit to declare deed null and
void on account of fraud, and that de-
fendant holds certain property in trust
and be ordered to reconvey the premises.
W. H. Toler va. s. E. Lucas. Suit for
$500 paid upon mining claim alleged
to have been obtained by false repreaen-
tations.
w. S. De Van vs. Christina Gilbert,
ct al. Suit for foreclosure for $1,000.
Christopher F. Emery vs.. E. O. Buell..
Suit on apromissory note for $4,000.
The herald., 1893-08-19
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and Improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of perfect lax-
ative; effectually cleansing the system
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession because it acts on the Kid.
neys. Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all Drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept anysubstitute if offered.
The herald., 1893-08-19
THEY USED CHLOROFORM
BURGLARS SUCCESSFULLY LOOT
CAPT. MARION's HOUSE.
They Keep Mrs. Marion Quiet by Giving
Her Chloroform. and Then
Leisurely Take What
They Want.

A very smooth piece of burglary work
was accomplished at the house OF F. N.
Marion on Central avenue near Vernon,
early yesterday morning. Captain
Marion was absent from home at the
time. Mrs. Marion being the only per-
son or the premises. She did not retiBe
until after IL o'clock, and heard nothing
during the night. but awakened in the
morning with severe headache, and
noticed a peculiar odor in the room.
Upon investigation she discove red
that some tinc durfug Th0 ufgut Ine
sssbIs e0Iss am a%oDnt UsSa o SlSaSIss carried 81
deteetion ~ ton ths W thiSSss 'Mksd M used cHlofo-
: form. carefully sataratiIg b sponge and
holding isovefr the faceFof Mrs. Mafion,
all being done go, cautiously that abe
was not distur bed. HtAF
The thieves 1ufksSdsd IN mailing
quite q haul, $50 ia mpnby being securbG
and ! considerable amount OF iewelry
ana siiverware. Besides the $35, Mrs.
Marion had $50 wrapped up in q paper
and stuck in q spectacle case. This case
was secured, but. thinking 1t valueless,
the thieves threw it down Ia the yard,
where 1t was found the next morning.
| 1t is thought that the man Rose, who
was arrested by Constable Richardson
last evening, with couple OF bulldog re-
volvers, q big knife and bottle Of chlo-
roiorm in his possession. is menhel
and possibly the leader OF tho gani
| which committed the robbery. The
officers have taken the matter in hand
and determined effort will be made Il
! ferret out the whole crowd.