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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

When the small boy starts early for the
pantry 1t isn't to avoid the jam.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

Bingo: My dear, what is the sign when
one dreams of snakes? Mrs. Eingo: In
your case it is sign that you are awake.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

A great cure for cough.-Mrs. A. K. Nor.
RS. 456 Canton St, Philadelphia. Pa. writes:
II took several bottles of Dr.. Bulls Cough
cured" '''-'
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

A Cough, Cold. or Sore Throat should
not be neglected. BRowN's BRONCHIAL. TRo-
CHEs are simple remedy, and give prompt
relief. % cts. box
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

Coughing Leads Z" Consumption.
kcmp's Balsam will stop the cough at
once. Go to your druggist to-day and get .
sample bottle free. Large bottles SOC and 81.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

No charge to florists for this advice: If
you would have your plants start early put
them in spring beds.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

The original man was made of clay
Man is brick.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

El1S-An ITS stopped free py DR.. KLIXE'S GREAT
NERVE RkSIORER. No ut after hrst days use. Mar.
veous Treatise and q 20 trial bottle to 1
eases. Send to DR.. Kline SRI St Philadephia fs.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

The deg who chases his tail is like many
| debaters-he never reaches his conclusion.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

''The devil isn't as black as he is painted"
g! Z" Because he is always paiLted
red"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

The victim of lynch law is usually yer,
high strung.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27
Deafness Cannot He Cured

Cossting is very exciting sport, but, like
some other amusements 1t has its draw backs.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

Il see villain in your face" said Judge
to prisoner May it please your honor"
said the latter, ''that is personal retiec-
ton"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

Hra- Wlnsless's Soothing Syrup. Isr CHI
dren teethins. softe3s the guns. reduces inhamma-
60n suAys pan. cures wind colo. IS cenfs boetie.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

Robbins (near-sighted) Hello, Jones
You look like another man. Stranger:
am. This isn't Jonea
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

The man who owns q railroad never gets
half % much enjoyment out Of it - the
one Who travels ON free pass.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

"Hapsea's 1iasSe Gers Salve."
yp1s dfuG8ist 1oe ~ 1s1eo = eoDeA
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27
| BLOOD POISON
4 SPECIALITY.

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guarantee cure-and our Mario Cyphilens Is the only
thing that will permanently Positive proof
sealed free. COOK RKNEDY Co., Chicago. Ill.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1893-01-27

II any ono doubts that
We can cure the must OBJ
stinate case in 20 to 90
days let him write for
particulars and investi-
gate our reliAb lily. Our
financial hacking is
4 ~, onn Whou u,a,,,,r~
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10
The Lovely ciraretta Fiend.

when q Belt line car was coming down
Virginia avenue yesterday asternoon. saws
the Buffalo Express, a solemn looking young
man was the sole occupant Of the rear seat.
just as the Seventy fourth armory was
reached two beautiful young women sivualed
the car and walked out into the roadway.
One was q tall blonde with brilliantly blue
eyes and golden hair and the other a bru-
nette or magnificent figure, Both wore uuny
white dresses, and both were exceedingly
fair 10 look upon. Every seat in front Of the
one which the solemn young man occupied IN
solitary state was crowded.
We'll. Lii said the blonde. I guess
we've got to get in here"
That's the smokers seat 90 replied LII.
blonde.
Il don't like TO get in where men smoke, e.
SAID the brunette, pOuting
Hurry up, ladies' if you want this car"
broke in the conductor, and the two women
climbed aboard.
The solemn young man looked them over
with great show of interest. He had just
lighted cigarette but, out OF Difference to
his seatmates he threw it away
Inc blonde g1ggled. Seems kind OF queer
TO be riding in the smokers seat, don't IT,
she asked.
'Idont think it's queer" replied the bru-
nette
i mean it seems as if we ought to be
smoking. "
The solemn young man looked up. Then
ne dove down into his coat pocket, fShed out
q new package Of cigarettes, broke the stamp
ana handed it politely to the blonde.
she shrunlt back as If frightened. Not so
with the brunette. She reached over, took
the cigarettes put them in her handbag,
smiled smile that was so bright II Shamed
the sunlight, and said oh. thank you.
Wen smoke them after we get home"
And the solemn young man doesn't know
yet whether she was strlnging him or not.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10
A story Of Insinuation.

Marrying remarked the colonel, who
was bachelor, makes man brave"
Il don know about that" doubtfully re
piled the major, who had been married three
times L don't know about that. None but
the brave dare marry though; I'm sure of
that"
My original statement stands unrefuted,"
said the colonel, and for further corrobora-
ton let me cite the case of Smith"
There was little laugh says the Detroit
Free Press, none the less significant on &C
count OF its size, for all the party knew what
a woman Smith had for a wife.
Now / remember, ~ continued the colonel,
when Smith married The bride was fair,
and Smith was in love, and he brought her
out to post in the west where a monthly
Indian fight was the rule rather than the ex-
ception The first year we could hardly drag
Smith out on an expedition and If there was
a chance for a fight I'll swear that Smith
acted almost COWardly The next year he
braced up a bit, the following year a bit
more, and after he had been married five
years he was perfectly willing to fight a whole
army of redskins and stay on their trail for
six months II necessary and never say word
about returning home"
The colonel looked up quietly as he heard
another little laugh.
Smith has been married twenty years
now he went on, and | am glad that Indian
lighting is over, for / really believe Smith
would be only too anxious to 90 right out
now and exterminate every aborigine be-
tween the Mississippi and the Pacific"
This time the colonel smiled himself and
bowed profoundly as Mrs. Smith passed by.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10
Opinion of an optimist.

There is a growing feeling in the north
that better times are near at hand. There
are signs certainly that justify such
feeling, Much of course depends on CON
gress II the purchase of silver bullion
should be promptly stopped people would
take hold Of business with renewed en-
ergy and the boarded money would be
put into circulation
In an interview in the World of Tues
day, Mir. +. c. Benedict, a close friend of
the President, is quoted as saying that
the country will weather the storm and
enjoy great prosperity in the future. He
gives the following reasons for holding
the opinion he does: I'VE have the pros
pect of good crops. Abroad crops are not
generally good. We have much to sell
and there is need OF buying comparatively
little. The people will economic and
liquidate their obligations Remove the
seeming cause Of distrust and give us
time to catch breath and l believe the
wheels will turn over again livelier than
over before. This country is too rich and
too great in all things to rest idle or to be
crushed. Irepeat 1 am an optimist."
These reasons are sound ones. The
crops are good and we shall have a large
surplus to sell which Europe must have.
The thing that stands in the way of pros
perity is distrust. Congress can remove
that VIII it do it, viii congressman
show themselves to be statesmen, or will
they prove to be small politicians seeking
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10
The King and the piplomat.

OF King Monghut of Siam, father of the
present ruler, Mrs. Leonowens tells the fol-
lowing amusing story: One night little
after IL O'Clock, as he was on the point Of
going to bed like any plain citizen of regular
habits, his majesty fell to thinking how most
accurately to render into English the trouble
some Siamese word phi which admits of
variety of interpretations. After puzzling
over it for more than an hour, getting him
self possessed with the word as with the devil
it stanks for, and all to no purpoce. he or
dered one of his lesser state bargeS to be
manned and dispatched with all speed for the
British consul That functionary, inspired
with lively alarm by so startling a summons
dressed himself with unceremOnious celebrity
and hurried to the palace, conieeturing on the
way of all imaginable possibilities of politics
and diplomacy revolution or invasion. To
his vexatfon he found the King engaged with
a Siamese- English vocabulary, and mentally
divided between deuce" and devil in the
choice of an equivalent, His preposterous
majesty gravely laid the case before the con
sui, who though inwardly chatting at what he
termed the COMPOUNDED GOODNESS" of the sit
uatiOn, had no choice but to decide with grace
and go back to bed with philosophy.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10
BRIGHT BITS.


These trousers are awful short"
well, you told my collector the other day
that you were awful short yourself. "-Ston-
ingtOn Bulletin.
Mr. Sappy-She is engaged to Cholly and
myself. Don't you think that's bad?
She-Oh, don't know. She doesn't have
to marry either of you-Brooklyn Life.
She-Do come to Bar Harbor, Cousin Tom.
know nice girl wi tn lots of money.
Cousin Tom (dejectedly but firmly)-You
don't. Nice girls never have cent--Life.
Grammar" said the schoolmaster, sis
merely the act OF saying what one means"
THAT may be good enough for grammar "
said the committeeman, but it is a dog gone
poor politics. '-IndianapOlis Journal
"Well. here we are at last. This must be
the Midway Plaisance. By the way, how do
you pronounce that?'
Il don't know Henry Watterson pro-
nounces 1t insipid Chicago Tribune.
Now that he is dead we will know whether
he was poet or not"
Did he leave anythingY
oh, yes; considerable property"
Then he was no poet. New York Press
Lawyer-Have you got verbal contract
with him?
Pat ndade / have. but l didn't bring il
wild me, for the raZOn that don't believe it's
wurth the paper it's written on-Texas Sift-
ings.
The Spanish student declaring himself to
Miss Dearborn, of Chicago. whom he has met
at the fair All senorita mia! Only me
permite to touch the guitar beneath your
balloon!
Miss Dearborn-No, senior; that would be
OF no sort OF use. Our apartments are eleven
stories up and couldn't possibly hear it
World Fair Puck.
What is that statue?" she asked. as they
passed through the art gallery. I'm sure
I've seen that gentleman before"
Why. that's Neptune"
"Neptune:'
Yes. the god of the sea you know"
oh of course. That is the reason he is al
ways represented as carrying an oyster fork
isn't it, Washington Star
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10
Prospects ofthe irish Home Rule Bill.

Prospects Of the Irish Home Rule Bill.
There is no doubt now that the home
rule bill viii be passed by the House Of
Commons. u has reached that stage at
which its passage is a mere formality.
The hard fighting is over and the home
rulers have won the battle.
But what win be the fate of the bill in
the House of LOrdsl It will be defeated
in that body That is the programme.
The liberals have onIya small minority,
and it is not probable that Mr.. Gladstone
will attempt to increase the number of
liberal lords by raising liberals to the
peerage. He could hardly do so without
the consent of the Queen, and she would
not consent.
1t is about certain, therefore, that
there will have to be a new election, in
which the home rule bill will be the issue.
Mr.. Gladstone has several bills pending
TO extend the franchise. They Will be
passed. and home rule will win by a
substantial majority. When the people
have spoken emphatically in favor of
home rule the House of Lords viii hardly
dare TO stand in the way of the meas
ure.
1t is noticeable that a pretty strong
feeling is cropping out in England against
the House of Lords. 1t is stated in an
article in the current number of the
North American Review that everything
that has been done for the elevation and
Improvement of the masses of
the English people has been
accomplished by the House of Commons,
and that the House of Lords has obstruct-
ed about all great reforms and has only
yielded a reluctant assent to these re-
forms when the people demanded them so
emphatically that it would not have been
wise to have refused them.
just what particular benefit the House
Of Lords is to English people is not appa-
rent, and the day may not be distant
when they may reach the conclusion
that they can get along without it-that,
in fact, there is no use forit.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10
A Smart Boy.

avery sensible lady out on ninth street de-
layed sending her small son to the public
schools until he should be old enough to look
out for himself, teaching him herself, in
order that he might not fall behind other
boys of his age, says the Cincinnati CONNER
cial Gazette. Yesterday morning Freddy
came gravely up to his mother for his lesson.
After the regular routine was ended his
mother put a few leading questions.
Freddy what is year,
Three hundred and sixty five days"
What is a Gay?'
'Iwenty-fOur hOurs-and an hour is sixty
minutes-and a minute is sixty seconds"
What is an Instant"
An Instant" and Master Freddy knitted
his downy brow a brief space, while he
thought. oh, yes, l know mamma; an in
slant is a hole in the ground"
"A hole in the ground" exclaimed his
mother, totally taken aback. Why, how in
the'wOrld do you make that out:"
Why declared Master Fred with decis-
ion as he hurricdly opened his reader, this
book says Johns dog fell down in an in
stant.'
Freddy will start TO school Monday.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10
q Vacancy For Her.

A woman whose husband is a well-to-do
jeweler of this wcity as visiting up the state,
and was suddenly summoned home to sign
some business papers says the New York
Times. Having Orrowed some money for
the trip, she carefully left it in the house and
went to catch the only train she could take
without n cent in her purse. Only when the
train whistled did she discover her predica-
ment. Going up to the ticket agent she ex-
planned who she was and threw herself on his
mercy. BE told her it was strictly against
the rules, but that for once he would carry a
personal risk, and she got the'ticket and the
train.
At her elbow when the arrangement was
made was handsome young man with whom
she was forced to sit on the train. He turned
out to be AdOnis Dixey.
If you were in need of an engagement" he
said. Il should offer you an engagement in my
company
What could do in your company" she re-
piled. Il couldn't act"
~ hat wouldn matter. You could earn q
good salary with us. We often want TO travel
when we haven t the price of ticket"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10

As base ball has been going on in the
southern league for the last two weeks,
there is no pleasure and probably very
little profit in it. To expect first-class
games when players are demoralized and
clubs are from one to three men short is
expecting too much: The games that
have been played within the past few
days were little more than hippodromes
The idea of dropping the league where it
is and picking it up again next season is
good. To 60 further in a disorganized
condition would disgust patrons with the
sport and have bad effect in advance
upon next years league. The gross
errors of a big league and long jumps this
summer should be avoided next year, and
a shorter season arranged. These points
properly attended to, the game will boom
again.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10
INDEX TO new ADVERTISEMENTS.

MILITARY ORDERs-Oglethor Light In
fantry; Irish Jasper Greens; German Volun-
teers.
SPECIAL NoTICEs-He may discriminate in
Favor of LcPanto Cigars, W. a. Pigman;
Notice Of Dissolution. Jasme Morris; No
tice Of Attorney NJ. F. Dunn, NJ D.. Indian
River Pineapples Mutual Cooperative Asso-
citation.
HAVE You NoTICED?-B. II. Levy s. Bro.
ORIGINAL ONE PRICE CLoTHIERs-Appel &
Schaul.
LEGAL NoTICEs-Notice to debtors and
creditors estate Matilda Nicholson, deceased.
or CoURsE-Falk Clothing company.
AUCTION SALEs-Furniture, etc, by j.
Mclaughlin s. Son.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTIsEMENTs-He
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10

One Of the chief arguments employed
by the silver men against the uncondi-
tional repeal Of the Sherman law is that
it cannot be the cause of our present
troubles, because money stringency and
trade distress prevail also in all the rest
of the world The Baltimore Sun pro-
nounces the assertion an error. There
is no such general want Of confidence.
breaking Of banks and failing of firms as
we have IN any country of Europe or Asia
Nowhere in the old world is there such
state of things as we now have in the
United States Canada and Mexico are
comparatively free from our peculiar NAL
ady, though in the latter country there has
been some suffering from scant crops. It
does not eXist-in England, France, Ger
many, Austria, Spain, India, China or
Japan. These countries are not suffering
from financial st1ingency, general want
OF confidence or business paralysis. The
stringency in Australia is the result of
the great speculation, boom and strikes
that prevailed in that country several
years ago, - and the depression in Italy,
Portugal and Greece are due to extraor-
olnary government expenses made neces-
sary by the excessive military cxpendi-
lures Of the past few years; yet there is
not even in these countries such a condi-
ton of stringency as we have here, or
anything like it,"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10
A Persistent Counsel.

Mr. Oswald has the reputation of being the
hardest fighter" at the bar says the London
Truth. Various stories illustrative of his
persistency have recently appeared in the
which is perhaps the best: Mr.. Oswald was
arguing a case in the court OF appeal at great
length. Already the court had intimated
pretty clearly that II hqd heard enough, but
his usual manner, and went on raising point
after point.
Really" at last one of the lord justices re-
really. Mr.. Oswald, if you in
tended TO rely on these points YOU Should
have raised them in the court below"
so l did, my lord" replied Mr. Oswald.
but their lOrdships stopped me-"
They stopped you, did they?" inquired
Lord Esher, eagerly. How did they do it?1
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10
win Be Tested at Once.
From the Baltimore SUN dem. J

1'iA 'itO Dtl tiAii"iN ''Ai NDOiA'i'
This congress will have its conception of
duty tested at the outset of its deliberations
by the reception il gives TO Mr.. Cleveland's
request that, in view of the present monetary
disorder, the plank of the party's platform in
regard to the Sherman act be Immediately
complied with. Here loyalty to party
promises and loyalty to the duly chosen
leader OF the party requires the suppression
OF personal preferences not in conformity
with the views of the party. Conscience and
eXpediency alike, in this case, enforce the
duty OF discipline, of Conference and of earnest
desire 10 accept the suggestions of the au-
lhorized leader and adviser of the party. The
democracy has in the Fifty-third congress a
great opportunity. 1t is to be hoped that 10
Will rise to the full measure Of its require
mentS.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10

A very encouraging resumption of bust
ness has at last set in. Take the single
case of Pittsburg, Pa, for the current
week; the steel mills of Jones & Laugh
lin, Zug & Co., and Shonenberger. & Co,
started up on Monday. On Tuesday the
steel mill of Brown & Co, resumed work.
On Wednesday yesterday Philips, Nj
mick & Co. S mill went on full time again.
Such record for three days is exception
ally good. But that is not all. On next
Monday two Of the biggest glass factories
in the country, located at Pittsburg, will
go into blast again, and within three
weeks, it is expected, the whole manu-
featuring district of the city will be at
work. The mills and the glass houses have
plenty of orders, and their only difficulty
is to get ready cash with which to pay
employees The repeal of the sherman
law is the key to the situation.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10
An important Junoture.
From the New orleans Pieayune DER

From the New Orleans Plcayune (Dem.).
The democratic party, for the first time in
generation of men, goes into full control Of
the government. The party is pledged to a
policy of revenue and financial reform which
will benefit the people by tightening their bur
dens of taxation. Improving their finances
and confirming their liberties, and. in general,
creating a period OF prosperity. If this shall
be done by the exercise Of wise and timely
legislation, the country will remain under
democratic rule for long time. There is
every reason to believe that President Cleve-
land and congress win do what is required of
them at this most important juncture.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10
Will Mark a New Era.

From the New York Times Dem).
The extraordinary session of congress is
likely TO be remembered for a long time in
the political history of the United States.
Its action, unless we are greatly mistaken.
will mark the close of a period in the financial
and commercial development Of the country
and the opening of another, ana great as has
been the progress of the United States up to
this time, we are confident that in the new
period it will be far greater both relatively
md ,fa1V-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-08-10

The difference between the verbs "to
govern" and "to rule" is illustrated in
the political history of South Carolina
since the war Scott, Moses and Cham
berlain ruled the state up to 1876, then
Hampton, Thompson, Jeter and Richard
son governed; now the state is being
ruled again.