Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1893-07-12
PITH AND POINT.

The beauty of the ivy is that while il
;limbs, it never loses its grip.-Puck.
The man who gives himself away gets
the best Of the bargain.-Boston Tran
'cript.
Architecture is adapted to women, fer
they are born Observation-Disclosures
Republican.
The hardship of being confined in Jail
is as nothing to the deep disgrace
tramp feels at being caught in the tolls
Puck.
Any man who ever owned balby
horse will tell you that he found tn
animal exceedingly hard to get along
vith.--Texas Siftings.
Wife-"Shall I have my black silk
liked over, dear, or would you get new
onel' Husband-''By all means get
new one; it's cheaper. Cloak Review.
"Those Parker girls are very dull"
They can't be. They cut Mawson at
the Old Guard Northumberland you
know how tough Mswson is."-Nev
York Herald.
A street-car driver in Toledo recentl,
iau over a young lady and she was
thrown to the ground. He was prompt.
ly fired by the company for knocking
lown the fare.
Little Tot-"Mammq, let Us do on,
and spend our money" Mamma-"No.
dear; its raining" Little Tot-"Bu'
didn't you say We should save u? for
rainy dayl"--Cloak Journal.
Wigs lat rehearsaD-"Mr. Bacon
shal, we want to put little realism intt
this play. Can you suggest anythingG
Baconshak-"You might try paying
zeal salaries. Baltimore Herald.
Polly (glancing upward) - "Hon
rapidly Jupiter has moved away from
Yenus." Harry -"He has probably
realized that this is leap year, and is
keeping at q safe distance. ."-Pittsbur5
Bulletin.
Stranger-"How much do you get fm
:he golden rulel" Jeweler (wearly)-
"Young man, stop right there. I recog,
nize you as the desperate who wants to
price a pair of ruby lips. New YorF
Herald.
"'A word to the wise is sufficient is
4 very highly respected proverb, solilo-
quized Mr.. Kneebags "but must con-
tess that haven't found people tumbling
over one another to speak to me-
New York Herald.
Young Gentleman drops on his knee,
At the feet of a laiy).-'My dear Miss
x, our respective fathers having
come to terms on the money question,
now venture to inform you that I Low.
you to distraction!'
Servant-''This room will be reuteo
My to an artist" Room Hunter-"And
why not to another manp Servant
"Because artists are less troublesome
They never want their room put il
order. ."-Fliegende Blaetter.
Tattle-'I see you everywhere with
Mss Mennibowe nowadays. You seem
to be very friendly with her, but you
don't say much about it" Ratllc-"NO.
Wherever l 90 l find you've saved M
the trouble. Kate Fields Washing
on.
Customer-'I grant that in this res,
.aurant the services are quicker than at
other places, but then the portions arc
only half the usual size" Waiter-'It
comes to the same thing. Do you forge
the old proverb, 'Hc gives twice wn'
gives quicklyr r"-Wasp.
The elderly visitor smiled a capaciom
smiIe and disclosed a pair OF gold.
crowned bicuspids. 'Mamma," said
Tommy, "what makes Mrs. Flyabout-'
"Hush Tommy carr her "Kccr
still, Tommy" Contributions in he,
mouthT-Chicago Tribune.
Madge-"When that poet called to.
day he happened to pick up the book
he'd given me and l was awfully embar-
rassed when he began talking about the
poems" Cora-"'You were afraid your
criticism wouldn't sound learued2"
Maige-"Oh, dear, no. I was afraid
hadn't cut the leaves. New York sun