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roon' Ah iiiusion' 1ae oCnei nou
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Is 'nis "ri0Uen IL tAo .oine. u Sii0 Aoa
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me on tne ROAD 10 une ga.ieys'
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blossoms 1nss nave oioseu .neir Diu'
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was soAAe " nsN' ~ 40 -
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Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1893-08-24
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ErNV WKHHeK1 VE ~ AA11Ah1s S1VtNos'
To Mrs. Frances Birdsal1 Stearns Of
Harrisburg, Tex, and Miss Marshall
Saunders Of Halifax have been awarded
two Of tho three prizes Of 5000 each Of
fered by the American Education soci-
ETY. Of Boston for the best stories Of equal
length with .sBlack Beauty" and Illus
trating kindness and cruelty.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1893-08-24

Mr.. Thomas Bate, editor of the
Grdphic, Texarkana, Arkansas, has
found what he believes to be the best
remedy in existence for the fiux. His
experience is we'll worth remembering.
He says: "Last summer had very
severe attack of fiux. I tried almost
every known remedy, none giving re-
lief. Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy was recommer ded
to me. / purchased bottle and re-
ceived almost immediate relief. ] con-
tinued to use the medicine and was
entirely cured. I take pleasure in
recommending this remedy to any per.
son suffering with such disease, as In
my opinion it is the best medicine In
existence" Is and 80 cent bottles fol
sale by D. J. Humphrey.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1893-08-24
WOMEN
PLEASE
READ

the following letter from lady who had
suffered, tried my UTERINE CATH0LlCOM
and been cured. tits specific and guar
anteed to positively cure those diseases with
which the female sex is especially afflicted.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1893-08-24
LETTER:

DR.. ]. B. MARcHIsI. Utica, N. Y. Dear SIR
received your trial bottles of medicine which I
used and can truly say that do not know how to
thank you enough as feel like a new person. !
was troubled with Indigestion. Constipation, Pal
patation, Dizzy Spells, Painful and Irregular
Monthlies, besides Urine troubles, all Of which
have been cured of. Lean and will recommend
your treatment to all ladies'. Yours truly,
Mrs. BEccA Shook, Graysport, o. Nov. Isth, 1899.
On receipt Of Post-office address send
any lady afflicted with females diseases
Ed - enough of my remedy to
u NGka prove its power to cure
Womb and Ovarian troubles Of any kind.
N&. y. B. dgaRCKZSY. UncA. AE
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But let US resume. There were then
IN salon "A dx men and three women.
Ny psfsonnel's complets. What hap
pened theni Ihave the actors. but moi
yet the drama
Let US contiaue the voyage in my
pocket
TIE cARnss DE v1srTE-
The devill =.
Two carls, as I'm q sinnerl
The first bearing the name and ad
dress: sff.s 49,.
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n. DE FAYET-M0REr,
/. sOus-LieutenRnt-Infantry.
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having papers left on
back all unsold copies.
good agents, but girls,
who cannot do hard
wishes to make money
agency. To any one
agent to handle the
viii give q copy free
thus obtained sells the
which he was appoint
every town who would
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1893-08-24
u De NAIE4-1IoIFIHt
sous-Lieutenant-Infantry.
JULES BUHoT.
Captain is0th of the Line.

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his hands, as we take
Not only boys make
and invalids, or those
work. Every one who
should apply for an
who will secure us an
papers regularly, we
as long as the agent
paper In the town for
ed. There is q boy In
be glad OF the oppor-
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
Quite Clever Birds.

Early one morning last summer, writes
a CORRESPONDENT to the London Sprctn-
tor, was called to the window b. a
great noise among the bird people Of tho
garden, and saw the following scene:
\ young hlackbird was StHndng fas-
ciuated Ivy a cat, who was croUrhvI I'M
DER bush, ready to spring on him. An
old blackbird, on al ilcA close by, was
uttering loud and agitntcl cries, and
there WAS q general cacklc of anger and
sympathy from other birds all round.
Alter Il few seconds the cat eprany on
the young bird and held it down. At that
instant the old bird came down on them.
There was Il moments struggle, the bird
beating her wings violently in the cats
face, and, | think, pcckiny at her eyes;
then the cat jumped back to her bush,
the young bird made off with long hops
ami the old one flew up to the lex,
amid a jubilaut chorus Of commentator,
which lasted some minutes.
| never saw this before, though I have
seen a robin come right close to cat
stalking another bird, and scold and flap
his wings in her face.
The ways Of birds are delightful, and
in small garden yon can have many by
keeping earthcnware saucers full Of
water for them to battle in.
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
a { curious Growth.

Curious gruWtlis on trees are often
fonnd by explorers passing through the
woods; but seldom has greater luSus
nature been seen than one which is now
in possession Of Andrew Irving, of Penn
broke, near Ottawa. The growth bears
an extraordinary resemblance to
sluaw's head, and is a portion Of the
limb of Il birch tree which grew out Of
an Indian grave many years ago on Allu-
mctte Island.
I'll" features Of the sIuaw's face are
we'll defined, 4 growth around the fore
head and chin being raised above the
features as If by Il covering of cloth used
for winter protection. \ portion of the
original bark is still on the Uranium.
About three feet of the branch has been
sawed off, making with the head a
p0ndcrouS staff. From the appearance
of the grave and the growth of the tree,
the portrait mus, be ut least 1GO years
Old, and it is believed that no person,
either Indian or white, could have pro-
duccd SO remarkable a work.
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
The French Peasant.

The steady field laborer is very orderly
in his habits and has Il good dose of com
mon sense. Each province has marked
characteristics Of its own. The Brctons,
for instance, are staunch, enthusiastic
Catholics and Royalists, stubborn race
with a will of its own; excellent sailors,
poor agriculturists and true patriots
The Provencal, on the other hand. has
much of the Andalusian in his character,
something, too, of the lrishman; witty,
poctical, improvident, grandeloq
ot-heAded, smelling of garlic and per-
sonated in Daudet's iuimitable "Tartarin
dc Tarascon."
The Norman peasant is suspicious,
misery, cautious, and a good beginner,
who has never yet been known to com
nit himself by decided yea or nay.
The Northern man is ccarsighted in
business matters and not ovclbur>lcncd
with heart Or imagination. He would
let his house burn to the ground without
caring to see the blaze provided it We're
insured. -INorth American Review.
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
Exploring in Iceland.

Iceland is still field for explorers.
From a lecture delivered recently Eef0re
the Berlin Geographical Society, by
Herr Thoroddscn, the IceIandc cX-
plorer, it appears that a hitherto lN-
known group of lakes to the west of the
glaciers Natua Jokull has been discov
cred by him. Thoroldsen employed
ten summers in making himself ac
Juainted with the interior of Iceland,
and during these ten journeys he was
about 500 days in the saddle. 1t was
necessary to be provided with food for
himself and food for his horses, rs lie
had endless deserts to cross, and met
with very few human dwellings. Before
July there is no possibility Of travelling,
the ground being too soft with snow
water. Even in Summer there are often
terrible storms, and the glacier rivers are
difficult to pass. There are, by the way,
five printing presses i'll Iceland; ten news
papers and eight magazines are pub
lished, and that the lcelanders have a
great impulse to intellectual production
is proved by the fact that the 10000
Icelanders who emigrated to Manitoba
have founded twelve newspapers in their
new colony Boston Commercial.
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
When Buffalo Bills Indians

When Buffalo Bills Indians get
through their work, in Chicago i'll the
afternoon, they like nothing better
than to repair to q merry-go-rounl
near the camp and reyolvc to the music
of bad hand-organ. The passer-by
stops to see the show, for the bucks
and squaws are in their full panopy Of
feathers and paint. Most people would
get enough fun by riding horseback
three or four hours every day without
wanting to ride on wooden horses
afterward; but, then, you see, real
horses have no hand-organ attach
ments
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28

The New York News thinks it is
worthy of more than passing motto"
when the speed record of the bicycle
reaches the astonishing pace of over
42S miles in twenty-four hours. This
performance, achieved in London, sur
passes the distance covered in the first
six days go-as-you-plcose pedestrian
race in New York City. The simple
two-wheel continuance has thus en-
abled man to travel as. far i'll a day as
his legs alone would take him in u
paak
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28

In other days the great area called
Okefonokee Swamp in Southern
Georgia was looked upon as utterly
irreclaimable and worthless It WAS
lately sold by the State for sixteen
cents per acre and an enterprising
company of lumbermen has penetrated
the supposed swamp and found it to be
a small inland sea with rich islands. II
is strange, muses. the New York News.
that this mystery was not developed
long ago. Many a time the old wild
cat banking system was satirized by
bogus issues of the "Bank of Oke-
fono1ee."
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
The First Elevator.

We are now informed that the "lift'
or 'elevatOr,' tn" apparatus which takes
Us from the ground floor to the top of
the house in few seconds, is not a mod
crn invention. An ingenious c0ntrivance
Of u similar nature was constructed in the
middle Of the seventeenth century, in
Paris, by a man named Nclayer, who
called his invention flying chair. We
layers lift was not merely a toy; it be-
came very fashionable among rich people
on account Of its utility. 1t was simply
a chair attached to a rope, which was
passed over pulley-Or something which
did duty for onc-anl had weight at
its other end to coUntcrba!ancc the chair
and the occupant 1t continued in
fashion until g mishap occurred to the
kings daughter at Versailles On one
occasion the machinery failed to work
when she was half way up, and there she
stuck for three good hours before she
could be rescued by her servants, who
had to brcak away the wall to release
her "FIyin4 chairs" were not much
used at the court afterwards,
Al! traces u mHI m2Y be removed
from black goods by rubbing the stains
with q piece Of raw potato.
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28

Not the least interesting portion OF
the newspapers Of New York, to tn"
San Francisco Argonaut, is that which
describes the efforts Of the benevolent
to better the condition Of the women
and children of the poor. in New
York, before there were any such cv-
cursions, the mortality among the
children of the worlliny-cIas& was
enormous It has been greatly re
duced since they came into vogue.
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28

Doctor Edward Everett Hale has not
much patience with the idea that A
clergyman must work six days over q
sermon. He says: "A sermon con-
sists of about $500 words [ take q
cup of coffee before breakfast anil
write about six pages-that is, $50
words. In the morning I dictate to
my amanuensis 1900 words. I an in
tensely interested in the subject. and
this takes only quarter of al hour.
In the afternoon I look it over and add
800 or 600 words, and the sermon is
done. In all, haven't put my hand
for over two hours to paper.
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
JAPANESE MAPLE DINNER.
Maple Was Everywhere Except In the
Food.

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St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
Perfumes That Are Offensive.

10 some persons the patchouli per,
func is singnlarly offensive, while to not
q few it is positively injurious, producing
symptoms Of nervous prostratioD, loss Of
appetite and insomnia. There is moth
ing in the perfume itself which is hurt
fuI to the majority Of people, and the
bad effects in certain cases are probably
due to some constitutional popularity.
1t is we'll known that some persons can
n"t endure tn" smell Of apples. Such
recuIiaritieS cannot be accounted for;
they are known 70 exist, but that is all
Ing or school Of philosophy can account
for thcn 60. New York JonruaI
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28

The pure Arab horse is now h"in"
largely used in England to inyigoratH
the race horse, the hunter and In"
carriage horse. lie is also used for
the production of the be3t clas' OF polo
ponies by being matched with small
Exmoor and Welsh mares IN those
districts where he is obtninHol" he il
in great demand by the breeders.
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28

A new order of things has lately
come about in Siam, and tn" y:1l">f
men are getting great and unusual
share in the government Of the c",'n-
try. From the King downward tA"@e
is scarcely single minister who is
above the age Of forty, an; many Az
much Younger.
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
ONIONS FOR BEATTY,
They Are Good for the Compile XiOn
au.! the Digestion.

If the ugly Urls Will eat onions they
wont be uylv.
l,yIinrsI is another term for sickness
Well people feel good and look good
Health is beautiful and beautify iny, and
onions ale health giving.
The onion contnins sulphur. nlbumen,
sugar, starch phGs horic acid, lime and
ar,tjc acid. 1t Is a >timulaut whether
used us Il MEDICINE or 4 food; it is a
valuable cApectoIant, having the power
t" remove lntaHatiun from The lungs;
it is diurctir, promoting the action of the
Kidneys. and it is ru'etAcirnt, that is
productive of color and heat
TaNrn 1T intervals. rlW or cooked, the
vegetable increases the appetit" Of the
invalid or cunvalesrent, aids digestion,
briyhens the complexion. and, besides
nouri>hin~ til" body, lislo,tyr5 50 many
impurities BIZ stimulating the srcrctions,
that it has been called the "scayenger OF
the stomach" Onion Juice prepared
with honey i, Frequently given to chill
drcn fer Group and raturrh; onion poUI
tirc IS Il familiar care for sore throat and
bukcI onion split and applied to tumors
is ono Of the best cmoIientS.
Boiling removes the essential oil from
the vegetable The value of fried and
raw onions as a food and medicine is
we'll known to the soldiers Of all nations.
Onions are good amy time, AMI in
any >tyIr but they ar" best in the morn,
ing. If the gil with an appetite like Il
stokers and complex on like an
cNrthrn jar will breakfast Oh raw green
onions, or fried BermuIas and brown
bread, she won't have any need for pills
or purgatiYc medicines Boiled ONIONS
with cream gravy, OF baked onions with
butter sauce is a lunch course for a
beauty Potato salad, audible with gar
lie or some other member Of the lc"k
family, is worth weekly trial for the
complexion, and there is good digestion
and hostility t. cholera in Il dish of vine
gar and sliced onions. There is great
deal of oil in the vegetable which may
not b. beneficial to every person, but
boiling removes if, and it may be best
to vary the manner of serving. Nc
remedy is II remedy all the time. The
best results will be obtained by treating
tn" complexion with an onion cure three
or four times week. There may bc Il
hint for til" necessary variety in the o.'
rhymc:
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
WHAT HAS COME OVER THE
SUNSHINE?

What has come over the sunshine?
II is like q dream of bliss.
What has como over the pine
Was ever day like this?
O VIII t9-thrOat swallow. fl cking
The ch with long wiug-tips.
Hear You the low sweet laughter
Comes ripping from itslip.?
What has come over the waters?
What has come over tn. trees?
Mover We're rills and fountains
s. m"rrily voiced A. these.
o thrn@tlc, softly piping
High N In topmost bongh,
Ihtara new song singing;
Is it my heart, Or thoV?
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
Spinach and lcck.
Lily cheeks III II week

Sunday is the pIchcian holiday Some
Of the best people, particularly in college
and literary circles, are not AT home, =
r"cn to their intimate friends, on sun
day. It is then that ''lcclls for til" lily
checks are consumed by the women.
Isolate, n after feast of soup and salad
is not necessary, as a cup Of fresh black
coffee taken immediately after eating
will remove all traces Of the unfrAgrnnt
plant The use of lstrrinr or tiurturc
of myrrh in the tooth wash will further
5wcctcn the mouth, and ii a perfumcd
breath is desired, there is nothing better
than Il mint lolrngc or Il Wintcrgrecn
cream. - New York World
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28

Says the Chicago Herald: "Secre-
tary of State Walter @. Gresham, will
60 down to history as the first member
Of the Cabinet who became acting
President in consequence of the ina
bility of both the President and Vice
President. On the same day in July
President Cleveland and Vice Pres!-
dent Stevenson were both out of the
country. Mr.. Cleveland was on board
the yacht Oneida, sailing out to lind
deep sea fishing off the coast of Massa-
chusetts. Mr. Stevenson was on the
steamer Corona, taking a Pacific
Ocean voyage from San Diego to San
ia Barbara, CAL Both were more
than three marine leagues, or say, ten
and half miles, from shore, which is
the limit of the jurisdiction of the
United States. It cannot be said they
were the same as on United States soil,
being on United States vessels and un-
der the United States flag; for, if be-
ing on such craft was the same as being
on the land, they might have sailed
around the world, claiming to be all
the time in the United States. Per
haps Mr.. Gresham did not assume the
duties of acting President, but that he
was the legal acting President while
Mr.. Cleveland and Mr.. Stevenson both
were ten and half miles from shore
does not admit of doubt"
Jo1nt-stock farming, by which larger
agricultural operations can be carried
on under one management than is pos
sible for the single-handed farmer,
will probably be one of the future de-
yelopments of our agricultural system.
This is practical way of reducing the
post of production,
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
st. Landry Democrat.
BY L. A. SANDOI.
Opelousas, Louisiana.

The silver producing States number
population but little more tEan ON"
per cent. the total OF thv Cn!t,l
States
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
A NATURAL CONCLt~ION.

Minnie I had such q shock last even
ing. Just as started to 90 into the
house II great horrd man jumped ont
from behind tree and tried to kiss me-
What do You think Of that:
Mamie think he must have been
crazy. Texas Siftings.
THERE IS A MORAL TO THIS.
Bluster-What fool l was to let my
self be taken in that way!
Satellite trying to humor HIM
were indeed.
Buster Who's fool You con
founded little monkey! III break every
bone in your body if YOU call me a fool.
-[Judge.
AN ACCEPTED REHUKE.
He pressed his lips upon her hand,
She said twas out Of place;
He rectitied the error
And kissed her on the face
COULD NOT ACCOUNT FOR IT.
She.-You seem rather ''blue" this
evening, Jack.
ITe.--Yes. I have had a headache all
day, and | don't know how l came to
have it.
She. What were you doing last night,
eh, sir?
lIe-I don't know what I was doing
after about ten O'Clock. - Judge.
KIND BORROWER
''Can you lend me fver, Peter:
II have only four fifty about me- y
That's too bad Bat rcyer mind
I'll take the four fifty and trust you for
the other fifty"
St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
THE JOKERS' BUDGET.
JEtSTS AND YARNS IN ia nv
MEN on THE PRESS.
WHY If va. small 1t stood tflr Fest
Tnc trbtpr'S Philosophy Run All
Spelled, Etc., k.t".
WHY II N\S SHALL.


Spelled, Etc., E',t".
Why II As SHALL"
"lhat j. pretty big i;urhwIoat cake
for II boy of your >iIr,' said papa, at
brrnkia-t, to Jilnnirbn|.
"!t looks big. said JimmI"h"y, 'hNt
really ii isn't. It's cot lots Of r"roltscS
III It. -~. Harper "'"" I'"}AH'
f'E ALL '.'''''' IT,
l''' '''rN wv YOU nd . y : '''' ''''''
Little Johnny NJ; mos died. We
hoar,lcd at farm house.
"Wasn't it uir,.."
eyes, nice 'nouyh: but Oh the train a
ole lady nuyr I'M: Il cent, an when we
GOT to the farm, found ont that there
wu.nt IL store within twenty miles. -
EGpod News.
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tclonncI to a BOYS Literary Society
Small Son -Ics'm.
"And vou said vou spent the tim"
rca,iing tbout the lcathcn'
"lcs'm.'
"llun! | have been informed that it
is simply a club, and the only books ytu
have are chime novels"
"Ir~'m; but they is all about I"dians
wot has never been converted. - IHo"o
News.
"N ny dld you take That mp I" inc
Bernudas l! YOU Nnc" 1t "oUl' Cost you
So many lnthHreds;
An, but rscapen wv" 'T''''l"LS
She hid her lovely auburn Ac"'
pom his manly breast.
ii VIII be y"HFS' Ill" c"yIE s''l.
lat ing ma, go" me '''sl,
Ihe'r"it i''c lFcsS'
IS i,!'''' an '''.I'S 81! W. ~
l''r' NY "'''U'''" ~ '''''' YOU " ''1 ''''
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St. Landry democrat., 1893-10-28
I}USIN

First Pas>engcr-You say You don't
believe in giving every man u show!
Second Passenger Not much. Mary
Ann. Pm running Il dime museum cir
cult, and I've got shows to sell, nos OF
give away. Indianapolis Journal,