Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1893-07-22
PuNeENT PARAGRAPHS.


-"Figgs-"Do you think peanuts
healthful?" Fogg-"Yes, indeed; very
fattening Look at the policemen. -
Boston Transcript.
why do you think Mrs. Timpson
Is not going away?' She-''Pooh, didn't
1 see her pack all the things she would
need right in the top of the trunk. y
Inter Ocean.
-Teacher-"Do peas grow on vines
or on bushes?n Pupil (whose father
keeps n summer boarding-house)-
"They comes in cans. "-Boston Tran
script.
-''Use Fish Liver Oil"-Pinxit-
"And what's D'Auber doing this sea-
son?' Stipple-'painting in the Cats
kills, believe" Pinxit--"lIumph On
the CatslSills, more likely. Puck.
"A Cool Proposition. --She-''I want
twenty-five dollars to buy Japanese
fam" He-"O, get one of those five
cent ones. 1t is easier to raise the
wind at that price. "-Texas Siftings.
Bob Crying to grow q mustache)-
81 say, Tom, does it show at alp"
Tom (seriously)-"Well, yes, a little;
but never mind. don't think anybody
will notice it. t.''-Washington News.
You're wrong in thinking BigtalS
coward. Nothing can scare him"
That's what L said I've seen him get
frightened at a shadow. Troy Press.
lis Spooney apt to marry that prct-
ty girl at the cravat counter?" II
think he would if he felt that she could
break herself of the habit of calling for
,cl Dl,;1nI,1,~l;,
You made mistake in calling
that drama of yours play without
hero" "Why? 1t hasn't any heroes"
''It's chocll-full of them. Every man
who braves an audience in play like
that is hero. ."-Harper's Bazar
Security. y.-"Are you afraid of burg
lars?" said the lady who was making a
short visit. Not since our new girl
came. The policeman spends most of
his time at our house notwithstanding
ton Star.
-She--"NIr. Sinnox, you ought to be
ashamed to say so many mean things
about us women. | cannot imagine
where you get your ideas" He-"From
other women mostly" ."-lndianapolis
Journal.
~ oSuASob, ul,h you VI lilt az
tachment for my diamond locl<et?"
"Well, no, precious. Don't be alarmed,
though; the sheriff may bring one."-
\. y. Ledger.
ADMINISTRATORS are some things
cheap in New York You can ride in
an open car from Harlem to the Battery
for a nickel" Burns-Yes, pneumonia
and nine-mile ride are cheap for q
nickel.-TeXas Siftings.
Her Brother-'Why did you persist
in using French at the reception last
night? You bungled the language so
frightfully that no one understood
what you said" Miss Budd-'Indeed?
l did, every word of it."-Butfalo
Courier.
A Boon to Mankind.-Dealer-
''This is the finest boat in the mar
ket." Customer-''What are its special
features?" Dealer-''It has sea IS with
powerful springs under them that can
be touched off by pressing button,
and made to hoist ont any fool that
tries to rock the boat" Customer
Name your own price. Puck.
The Chance of His Life.-Mr. Hen
peck-"My life is miserable" Friend
Whats the matter?" Mr. Henpeck
20, my wife is always faring up at
something, and now she is jealous of
my typewriter" F.-"Jealous of your
typewriter? Good This is the chance
of your life Mr.. H.-"How?" F.
discharge your typewriter and let
your wife take her place, and then you
will be able to do something you've
never done before in your life" Mr.,
H.-'What is that?" F.-"Dictate 10
your wife. N. Y. Press.