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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-28

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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-28
GRAND RAPIDS
LAND AND IMPROVEMENT co.
G. and @ Wondsriy Rail5ia.
y. B.-The time Ia buy IN article - intrinsic
yslae n ~hcn a can BE- bosslt cheap.
Owing 10 the sfringercy IA fbn r,nnry rnask Il
are authorlsni a. sffes a l.,s i,sfees
az propef-s ~
ASTOUNDING BARGAINS.

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ssst corner - South Division a1d f}oodrirh
street,, THH uEEsTf1.r nsHs AZ ~ ran eIEEEr.
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tr.t o. ever rssf,srt fsf salF &c. isss ~
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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-28


N1IsA>T NJ HAVE Ir--Artise azerss every
- slt,se 20 take sriE ~ for -~i.spp's Nor.ss
Fair Photographed nsEntAe-tf cciiec-
ttnn ~ spstislstcd fiies oyfApis II fQiidlnxs,
SEEMS. kxsibits ffha Word. 4 oiansb.sn fHb0-
ssi rplea1stiy sr4ts-l- satbfftscd ~
fts tliteisi harEgs asa t.aeeh onT stasu 3.
Retail. Sa.zh. h.,sss ~. er.stii. frsleht paid
sseass In the fssli are c,ess4ex frssa = "a -
d4iis. drop sveryi hug aise aud ksedle ,As.
hsoE. fcn viii maze EcEy fast finris ullts.
tfated cir ulars AMI ttrfss free. Ouif. aud -
Photographs oniy 81. s1dfeas t.iotc bihle
Furnishing To- So dearborn S., nicrss. ill.,.
or ~ Chestnut ~ phfa-. Pa -
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I I'VE AGENTS WANTED 20 handls my new
a combination elrctgic Divorced burglar snd
fro alarm. end eiecfroiresiira apparatus: sells
or enfs sIghi- Cali and Invsstls ste..l- O.
Moolley, "a Jefferson avenue. -
NNk>TED-ln every town IN Michisan.
w agents ard eaas essess 10 handle novel
ties and household srsriaifiez. Cali. al
dress With fefcrepces thc Gravity Twsn- Box
cent Fny. III 6risu old street. nrsroit Mich
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-28
FOR RENT BUSINESS.


I>oR SALE. Or LEASE ON EASY TERMS
hotel with furniture and first-ciass bar
with complete fixtures sttachca. BIS. OF loca-
ton IA tho city; possession given at o1ce. Ad-
dress i. F.. box Herald Office. 8tf
FACTORY FOR EENT-Aftcr July We viii
L rent our three story and basement briek
building. Nos. aud Erie street central b.
cation gas and electric light. power. elevator
steam heat: low rate insurance. Apply Ia
Bisssll Carpet Sweeper Co. = Min street sstf
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-28

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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-28

L'OR RENT House. No. Nelson place con-
i plcte IN every respect built four years ago
and never vacant a day until now so q month
Fred A. Maynard. and New nouscnan block
sc-tf
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-28
FoH RENT- RooMs.

L'tk>lSHtD rooms to rent; regular OF
Il transient roonacTs solicited. central iocs-
tion- Call at room O. No. A. feari street s3-tf
tNoR kENT-furpi-Led ROOMS In Oh. Wine
II gar block; steam heated, gas and bath
rooms. No. y Snnfh nLx..lln .trsat s-lt-tl
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-28

YES WE DO
Let yoa wear the goods while raging Zoe st~rn
L1pIEs Cape. yses rs. Msckirso-kos. Suirs
and Dess Geo<is. HlSs sna i.sts ClofAsus
soid on Weekly psytnrntz al IfE " ~. ~ aad
"a fower block. Arcade. rcsri street;
take elevator.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-28
OUR BOYS SAFETY.

= Off on ever. thing ~ staufFers.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1893-07-28
FoR sALE-M,scELLANEoUs.

L'OR SALE-One of the finest Falcons In the
II city; location corner Division and Fu,tan
right party having money. ID. n. imberr
Bro, I7tf
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-06-01
AUNT JEMlMA's QUILT.

A miracle Of cleaning dyes,
Blue, scarlet, buff and green:
ne'er before by mortal eyes
Such gorgeous hues were seen!
So grandly was its plan designed,
So cunningly twas built, ;.
The whole proclaimed master mind
My Aunt Jemima's quilt.
Each friendly household far and wide
Contributed its share;
It chronicled the country side
In colors quaint and rare.
From bellies and brides came rich brocade
Enwrought with threads Of gilt;
Fen buxom widows lent their aid
To Aunt Terminals quilt.
No tapestry from days of yore,
No web from Orient loom,
But paled In beauteous tints before
This strange expanse of bloom.
Here glittering stars and comets shone
Ger flowers that never wilt;
Here futtered birds from worlds unknown
On Aunt Jemlma's quilt.
O, merry was the quilting bee,
When this great quilt was done,
The rafters rang with maiden glee,
And hearts were lost and won.
Meier did throng of Drawer men
In war clash hilt to hilt,
Than sought the smiles of beauty then
Round Aunt Jemima's quilt.
This work of art my aunt esteemed
The glory of the age;
No poets eyes have ever beamed
More proudly DER his page
Were other quilts to this compared,
Her nose would upward tilt;
Such impudence was seldom dared
Ger Aunt Terminals quilt
Her dear old hands have gone to dust,
That once were 1.-the and light
Her needles keen are thick with rust,
That flashed so nlmbly bright
And here it lies by her behest,
Stained with the tears we split,
Safe folded in this cedar chest
My Aunt Jemima's quilt
Samuel Minturn Peck, in N. E. Magazine.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-06-01

ssMy ANCESTOR slides Sims trousers
up, an slGps handful o. his snake
p'ison cure on the calf o Sims leg.
"'Hop onv says Sim. 'Tha hain't no
use Of snake bitin' ye if We can't hev
the Simon-pure cure fer the p'ison! # |
can't be cured reg'lar,' says he, watts
the use O. runnin' the risk O. snakes?'
''But my ANCESTOR know'd his bust
ness, and clapped on the cure he ID thunk
up. But he didn't know his business as
good as he orter, fer he KEEP the p'ison
cure onter Sim a leetle too long, and
when he thort the time we've up fer it
to yank all the p'ison out b'gosh he
found that Sim want no better'n a
pig that'd ben stuck. fer the cure had
drawed ev'ry durn drop o. blood outen
him ez well ez the p'ison, an wat were
left o. Sim want with nothin' 'cept to
the coroner.
'Goshtlmighty!' says my ANCESTOR.
'The heft O. this snake p'ison cure is
more amazin' than red eelsv says he.
'But he know'd thing or two yit
an he clapped another hunk O. the cure
onter the back o. Sims neck, an in
less'n ten seconds it draw'd the hull o.
that blood back into Sim ag'in, an
pooty soon Sim got up, an shalSin' his
fist at Noar Tidft, he says:
'''I hain't ben treated reg'lar! says
he. I've ben sot down on in this here
tavern! Noar, says he, if this is to be the
upshot O. things Teller mowt jist ez
well go to Ireland. says he, where tina
hain't no snalzes!'
can then Sim scuffed out O. the tav.
ern, lookin' disap'inted an down in the
mouth. An the consekences o. that
description my ancister thunk up was,
that ez folks got to know it things
changed. Where they usety come in
more'n dozen week to git cured in
the OF fashioned, regular way for snake
bites, they fell off so that by an by tina
want one {; month kim in, an folks
took to KILN off snakes ez useless
hangers on, an 'cumbrance o'the soil.
wonder if we could find any way to
interduce that Sugar Swamp snake
pison cure over inter Injy, squire?''
"Dunno, major" said the squire.
Seems to me, though, ez if some O. the
OF fashioned, lar cure mowt be in.
terduced leetle closer by. Wat dc
We think about it? Wanter interducl
some?"
"Wull, sence We mention it," said the
Old Settler, smiling, II don't keer if
do. IN. Y. Sun.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-06-01
AMONG THE cATAcoMBs.
Some Of the Singular Sights to Be Seen
There.

Some Of the Singular Sights to Be Seen
There.
There is no more interesting sight
In all Europe than the catacombs of
Rome" said writer to St. Louis
GloAe-Democrat reporter. zone can
see the ordinary routine sights of them
any day for a small Sum of money, and
they are well worth visiting. fancy,
however, that saw something great
long way from the ordinary while on
my visit there. Last August I was in
Rome and paid visit to the catacombs
alone. I did not care for company, as
such sights always appeal more effec-
lively to me when there is no one
along to comment on them.
II secured guide and we started on
the long journey. We passed the
vaults Of the celebrated saints, on to
the shelf-like receptacles, where mar
row box was all that could be given to
the sainted dead. I saw the narrow
chambers of prayer where altar and
walls were decorated with the bones
and skulls of the ancient Christian
martyrs. Such things are very NOV
ing, but I found climax to it all when
I reached the chamber of urns, where
only the hearts of q number Of saints
were kept These urns, or vases. were
of earth, baked brown and hard.
Zone was only supposed to read the
inscriptions on the outside and be sat
isfed with that, but I was not.
wanted to see what had become of the
heart sealed up and set away so many
centuries before. One was the heart
of the martyred Aloysius-the sixth or
seventh, l believe. l endeavored to
buy the guide to open it for me, but,
failing in this, I paid him to let me
open it. Upon this agreement broke
the seal and looked in. The heart had
changed to ashes. It just looked as
though it had crumbled from the shalk.
ing had given it and the effect of the
air upon it. The most peculiar part OF
it was that a stain was left in the
basin of the urn, an exact picture of q
heart made of Blood
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-06-01
A Wonderful Number.

We have received from the Publishers Of
The Youths Companio" magnificent extra
ssue of thlrty-six pages devoted entirely to
The Worlds Fair. It has more than twenty
articles. giving a full description of the diff
!erent departments of the Fair, many being
written by officers of the Fair. There are
also important directions showing how to
see the Fair, and what to see each day.
The illustrations are simply superb, more
than Sixty in number, there being thirteen
full-page Photographic illustrations of those
noble structures comprising ''The White
City," the like of which the world has never
seen. This issue has also strikingly
beautiful cover, Autographed in ten colors.
1t is the most artistic and costly number of
any paper devoted to the FAIR. Its publica-
ton represents ar expenditure exceeding
Fifty Thousand Dollars. The first edition
printed, Of Seven Hundred Thousand
Copies, was exhausted the first week. The
second edition is now ready.
All old subscribers receive this number
free, and any new subscribers sending sl.75
for years. subscription will also receive a
copy. Single numbers may be obtained by
sending ten cents to The Youths Companion,
Boston, Mass, or OF any newsdealer.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-06-01
REMOVING -s,E BARK.
How to Keep Trees In Good Condition
for MANY Years.

+ y p Ia 4
How to Keep Trees In Good Condition
for Many Years.
Trees should be properly trimmed in
the right part of the season. About
June 20, when the bark can be most
readily peeled, commencing at the top
Of the body and under one Of the large
branches, make two cuts through the
bark, two or three inches apart, extend
ing down to point a little below the
surface Of the ground where the bark
is tender. Then remove the bark be-
tween the cuts. Extend the cuts up
ward and outward on the under side O.
the branch as far as the bark is rough,
gradually narrowing the space between
them to an inch or less and remove the
strip of bark
IN a short time the pulpy substance
that remains in the strips where the
bark has been removed will commence
to form new bark, and in course Of
the summer the strips will be filed,
and, in many instances, the neY bark
will bulge beyond the thickness Of the
old.
Old trees get hidebound in conse-
quence of the bark becoming hard and
tough. The new grains of wood,
through which the sap passes to supply
nourishment to the tree and fruit, be-
come thinner each year. Small twigs
on the outer extremities OF the
branches grow but an inch or two, and
the fruit dwindles in quantity, size and
quality. Through these strips Of new
bark the tree is sresupplied with m
abundance Of sap, and both the tree
and fruit will show q great improve
ment the first season. BY removing
strips Of The old bark each year til,
trees will be supplied with an entii
new bark.-R F. Stevens, in Troy an.
W Times. s.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-06-01

in principle. It is all the more objec-
tionable as almost always it is done in
the spring, the good effects disappear
ing before the time for fall and winter
travel sets in.
The report strongly commends the
movement in favor of wide tires for
draft vehicles. 1t says it has been
proved by repeated experiments that
wheels with tires 21a inches wide cause
double the wear of wheels which have
414-inch tires. The wide tire has ten
dency to roll the roadbed and keep it
smooth at the same time, while the
narrow one cuts it up and requires
more hauling force for the same weight
of load, besides spelling the thorough
fare. Most of the European countries
have laws regulating this matter. In
France the market wagons have tires
from three ton ten inches in width, usu-
ally four to six inches, and the rear
axle is the longest, so that the hind
wheels run on line outside of the fore
wheels, the vehicle being thus road
maker instead of q road destroyer. For
wagons without springs the tires should
not be less than "a inches for load
of 500 to 1000 pounds on each wheel,
and for loads of 1900 to 5000 pounds
on each wheel the tire should not be
less than six inches wide. The docu-
ment is worthy of wide circulation in.
the United States as we'll as Canada.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-06-01
THE FARMING WORLD.
a GOOD scAREcRow.
Description of Device Which Hos Proved

Description of q Device Which Has Proved
Very Effective.
Take fence stake, A, about feet
long, then saw out broad piece2 feet
long and inches wide, shaped like
b. Make out of 1-inch board two pieces
inches square and bore hole a little
larger than a rake handle Nail these
pieces, &C, one on each end of the board
3 Get piece of rake handle, D, 81
feet long and slide through the holes so
that It turns freely. Out of inch board
saw tour pieces 3xs inches, then inches
from one end bore half inch hole.
Get two S-inch bolts like E, making
them just alike. Take two pieces of
soap box or clapboards, 2 feet by 6
inches and nail firmly on the shaved-off
ends OF the pieces that are clamped to-
gether for arms.
1t is now about time to dress the
scarecrow. Take an old coat, cut off
the sleeves inches from the shoulders,
take out the rake handle, slip on the
coat and replace them. Make head and
legs to suit yourself, as life-lilke as pos
sible Do not stuff anything near the
handle that would be likely to wind
around it. Loosen the bolts in the
clamped pieces of the arm, slip them on
the ends of the handle, one erect, the
other hanging down. Then screw up
the bolts tight. If made correct the
arms will both face inward. If they do
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-06-01
Prolific New England.

Though Puritan children had but few
recreations and amusements. they must
have enjoyed very cheerful, happy
home life. Large families abounded
Cotton Mather says:
lone woman had not less than twenty.
two children and another had no less
than twenty-three children by one hus,
band, whereof nineteen lived to mans
estate, and a third who was mother tc
seven-and-twenty children
Sir William Phips was one of twenty.
six children, all of the same mother.
Printer Green had thirty children.
Rev. John Sherman, of Watertown
had twenty-six children by two wives
twenty by his last wife.
Rev. Samuel Willard, first minister Of
Groton, had twenty children and his
father had seventeen children.
Benjamin Franklin was one of 9
family of seventeen.
The little Puritans 1ejoiced also in
some very singular names, the off
spring of Roger Clap being good ex
amples: Experience, Waitstill, Pre-
served, Hopestill, Wait, Thanks, De
sire, United and Supply.-N. Y. Ind
pendent.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-06-01
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties Of perfect lax
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t nas given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
, neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup Of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-06-01
LITERARY NOVELTIES.

''K1Na SoLoMoN's MINES" has been
translated into German, and one pub
Usher catalogues it as "Old Testament
Literature
In the seventeenth century pam
phlet was published entitled 1.-THE
Spiritual Mustard Pot, to Make the
Soul Sneeze with Devotion; Salvation's
Vanage Ground, or a Looping Sand
for Heavy Believers"
IT is said that when Benjamin Frank
lin proposed to start q newspaper his
mother tried to dissuade him from it
because she said there were already
two papers in America and there was
no room for another.
PUrTENHAM, in his carte of English
Poesie," erected two pillars Of poetry
In honor Of Queen Eliza beth. Each
pillar consists of base of lines in
eight syllables, shafts of four-syllable
lines, and crown in the same meter
at the base
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-06-01

not balance take a small piece of iron
and screw onto the lighter arm Drive
nail in each end of the handles just
outside of the pieces, c c, to prevent it
sliding endways when it revolves Set
on the highest ground near the centes
of the cornfeld facing east and west.
The wind will do the rest The arms as
they swing around give scarey but
life-like lnotion.-F. C. Taplin, in Farm
and HOma
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-06-01
TO PRESERVE ROADS.

Wide Tires for Draft Vehicles Have Be-
come Necessity.
Our Canadian neighbors are alive to
the question of road maintenance and
are taking steps to prevent the destruc-
ton of their wheelways through the
cutting and grinding of the surfaces
by narrow wheel-tires. The Ontario
department of agriculture has recently
sent out a valuable special bulletin set
ting forth the treatment necessary to
make as well as maintain good roads.
The report says the repairing of roads
once a year 1.-THE usual plan) is wrong
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-06-01
AMERICAN COLLEGES.
Why They Have Had an Unnaturally Sever
Struggle for Existence.

Why They Have Had an Unnaturally Severe
Struggle for Existence.
The American college of the middle
of this century, like it's English original,
existed for the work of the church. II
the college dies the church dies, was the
basis of it's appeal for money and infu.
ence. Its duty was to form class OF
educated men in whose hands should
lie the preservation of the creed. In
the mouths of ignorant men the truths
of the church would be clouded. Each
wise church would see that it's wisdom
be not married by human folly.
The needs of one church indicated the
needs of others. Soft came about that
each of the many organizations called
churches in America established its col
leges here and there about the country,
all based on the same general plan.
And as the little towns on the rivers
and prairies grew with the progress OF
the country into large cities, so it was
thought, by some mysterious virtue OF
inward expansion, these little schools
in time would grow to be great univer.
sites. And in this optimistic spirit the
future was forestalled and the schools
were called universities from the be-
ginning. AS time went on it appeared
that a university could not be made
without money, and the source OF
money must be outside the schools And
SO has ensued long struggle between
the American college and the wolf al
the door-a tedious, belittling conflict
which has done much to lower the name
and dignity of higher education.
To this educational planting without
watering, repeated again and again,
east and west, north and south, must
be ascribed the unnaturally severe
struggle for existence through which
our colleges have been forced to pass,
The. poor work, low salaries and humili.
ating economies of the American col.
lege professor, the natural end of whom,
according to DR.. Holmes, sis starva,
ton. David Starr Jordan, in Popular
Science Monthly.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1893-06-01
Wrote "Good Inslis.p

A pretty little Frenchwoman went
into one of the newspaper Offices the
other day and with a positive air
passed an advertisement through the
window. The clerk looked at it a mo.
ment, smiled and then said: ''The Eng.
lish is little bit awkward, miss
Would you like to make any changes?"
The pretty little woman tossed her
head. mo, m'sieur. I link knows
how to write re good Ingis." The
clerk smiled again. Cali right" and
he watched the little woman as she
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