New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-02-26
TALKS CHEAP.


TALKS CHEAP.
There, lots o. quaint oil sayin's
I'VE noticed In my day
Big truths and solid principles
Told in the shortest way
Ny father ust TO have one,
An this l. how 1t ran
"Talks cheap. my boy, ne ust u say
But money buys the IAN.
own the sayin's homoly,
Vndig1ifrd and rough
But then. II tell, jest what you heah'
An tells 1t brief enough.
An when yOu gt 10 tllnhlh'
How short Is LIES thin span
rs well To min thai talk Is cheap
But money buys the LAM
,Twon't do to boast an buster
An brls an try To- BLUM
This world "ain't up TO snuf.'
II is; an while you're BLOWN
Your own bazoo, my man .,
There's some one sneelin.., =" Talk IS chesH
D"' "''"'' ''' -CChlcago News Record
"Tbe Lewiston (Me) Journal says that the VIZ
,ands OF Maine would make thirteen states 10 iA'e
phoda Island. two as large New-iiamrsnlre aus
V.ruopt and one twice US large as Massacnuse"'
q, Tho farm OF John Mclaughlin In Mitchell 70.
county .o ,eet there Is creyice in the panel wSsa,
hr"mrI which the air PUSHES with great oIye the
the wind blows from the nor'heas. wnc C they are
Ncce,ngy warm The well has been bs sOtt' sounds
,..,.i,.d with silver whistle, winch. wien When
can hc heard for mile and Quarter Snnheast OF
the wind blows from the south east tho whistle Be-
southwest only will the sSnnd1 from M the other drec
Hons II Is silll. There Is always heaiv b ouening.
ike the sound OF heavy waterfall u, o,r hours IN
me Wei VIII h,, winter or t>heboysa I"h'
Journal. -.
ITS hard 70 follow all the advice when u, s,r.
food people are in the habit OF giving. :. ,hs
and boil milk and water before drinking 'e ws,,r
exclamation OF one wing. when MIN ' nS.nort,ss
nre boiled their most valuable nu,r'"'e r,a,, Init
are DESTROYED" retorts the other "ine' a., .rhe
Tar 20 the boiling point before eating H. s'u $50
London Lancet" recently, for there ma, ,".,,or,s
baclu in piece Of butter than there a'e .Ool.d
in Europev Don't eat butter that has peen
for # is "A deadly poison in the system e"''
exclaims "A health-food journal
"r understand, said Mrs. Connoisseur Max
sw.pt into nrr box at the Auditorium, NAV AIM
Bcndix is To play the 500 paris W lies a re-.
,hat ner resp ' u" the iddr' "Ahem! yes;
Won heard that he has a Slradiyniias A, the pce
Sn0H,,ble ~ Il heard So" Where dia u.e o. I've
ieIlow get it?' They say he got it ys e%r can't
nohn be done fer himi spose r ne al II n eS dad
,mi diseases comes from Europe. and ..,ll%um..
was drowned by the beating OF the he'"''
Chicago Journal. .,,s
The strcetcar system Of Tallahassee ia, V"n,s,
Of one car, Is operated Dy HeSei w" =. n
hoth of whom live only 20 please the peVpser
IN, car happens to be going one way ana 4 p a
wants 70 90 I'm the opposite direction, lie iS ~ The
cav 50. and the mule Is Immediately hitch'a .,ou.
other end and the car started In the desired o"e
Little Ruth can read very nicely. and her become
is anxlous that at an early age she shaii oohlad
familiar with the Bible so that when she W." as,d Ruth
to leave home to be gone five months sir Va, ay
she would bring her home mum II she W. WA Ruth
Uhle verse every night before she went 70 o home al
nron,ised that shc would. Mamma came , the
ihc nnd of the five months Before presssn.hhS, II
mnY she said How about the verses hueammaJ
said one every night. mamma" "Ihat many 10
nice girl You must have learned g' s, ,sry same
ti,, monfhs dear Why, always Siid inv wsat wac
one "The same one all this time' "sn't Just
th,t ?. " Jesus wept" said Ruth IL WIZ ,oston
what mother expected, but Ruth got the num-
Globe. -.
They have been ceiling strawberries cove'eu
calling snow. in FL Paso, Tex. The incident :,
citing Widespread In crest in the town. not oe'"
the Strawberries but because Of the snow
pupilstlc Pat-TOm-What are you crNihR '"
rof"Slrr Dan Dennis Is deal. - ,,,s het
Tnm-Weu he wasn't "A friend OF youurs. wv"
p.thar tho contrary so have always uearut ,rd ~
pat cweepdng afrcshl--No, he WASH. A.
m,ne: but-Sut now owe nobody 70 s0'sn'
Yankee Blade.