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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-01-18

Little Dot-What do they call tn .se
water-crackers for?
Little Dick-'Cause you have to drink
so much water with 'em, of COURSE
Good News
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-01-18

Halo, Vanderloin, some of your
people coming in on this train2''
Yes; I'm expecting a sister of mine"
Sister, chi BY birth, or refusal2"-
Truth
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-01-18
Drowned in a CIstern.

OswEGo, N. Y, Jan. 18.-Mrs. Jane
Crowley, while drawing water from a
cistern accidentally fell in and was
drowned.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-01-18
RUTHERFORD B. HAYES
Death of the Ex-President at
His Home in Fremont,
o., Last Night.
THE END CAME PEACEFULLY AND HE
WAS CONSCIOUS TO THE LAST.

lie KNd BeoS = Sunerer from Neuralgia Of
tho Heart, but Only within the Past
Two pays Had His Condition Been
Alarning--No Arrangements Yet Made
for the Funeral sketch of His Career.
FRENoNT, O., Jan. 1S.-Although Ruth
erford b Hayes, ex-President Of the
United States, had been i'll for only
day or two, his death was not a com
plete surprise He was sufferer from
neuralgia Of the heart.
The eud came at II o'clock last night
Most Of the members Of his family we're
present when he passed away Con
seriousness did not at any ime desert
him.
No arrangements have yet been made
for the funeral
Rutherford Burchard Hayes, nineteenth
President Of the United States, was born
at Delaware, o., Oct 4, 1892, and gradu-
ated at Kenyon college in 1912 He was
admitted to the bar at Marietta, o.. in
l845, and entered upon the practice of
law first at Fremont, o., and then at Gin
cinnati
At the outbreak Of the Civil War he
was one OF the first to offer his services,
and he was made major Of regiment of
Ohio volunteers.
He was ordered to service in Western
Virginia, and was subsequently joined to
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-01-18
NEW YORK MARKErs.

GRAIN MARKET.
Wheat-No. ? red winter: 81 1-8; March So Is;
May 81 Ia
Corn-No. 2, mixed: 53 1-2 Feb. So SO; March
53 5-S.
0ats-No. 2 mixed; 80 LIS; Feb. 80 l-2 May
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-01-18

DUBLIN, Jan. 1s-Mr. James Murray,
of the Irish National Land League, has
been appointed Magistrate Of County
Down.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-01-18
So COULD HAVE SAVED S475
SITS Our Family Doctor Now"
"The Friend and Blessing the Poor suf-
ferer Needs"

Mr.. Cook found health, happiness and
economy in the use Of a simple remedy.
"I suffered for years with DYSPEPSIA and
LIVER COMPLAINT, and was nearly
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-01-18

Buy Keystone -four. Be sure that the
name LEssIs Barr, Ashland, Pa, sprinted
On evesy sack. 3-S-stEw
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-01-18

laatored'at the Postofioe At Shenandoah, Pa.
for transmission through the mahs
ss second-olass mai matter.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-01-18

Anthracite coal used ex
olusiyely, insuring cleanli
nNur a nd aaraN.uN
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-01-18

DAILY, SUNDAY EXCEPTED
wEuKLY, EvHRY sAgvBDAr.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1893-01-18

T. ]. COAKLEY,
Secretary.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
lola on Marriage.

Emile lola, in curious article en-
titled How Folks Marry" expresses
extreme disapproval and disgust of the
French marriage system. He contrasts
with good deal of rough power the
different lives led, after the age of 10
years old, of the boys and girls who till
that time had been playmates and lead
ing practically the same existence.
After this happy natural sort of life the
paths of the brother and sister widely
diverge; the son goes to the lycee,
which has been described as an ''inky
Styx," where some may swim but many
drown, whilst the daughter is either
brought up in a tender sheltered home
or cent to a good educational convent,
where she is, if possible, even more pro-
tected from outside evil influences than
under her mothers wing. M. lola
makes it quite clear that he leans to the
American system Of education. 1t
would be interesting to know what
course he pursues with his own chill
dren, two bright-faced little people who
were much en- evidence at the marriage
of Leon Daudet to Jeanne Hugo.-Lon-
don (TLObe
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
DOmesuics on Strike.

The servant girls of Huntingdon, L. l.,
have formed a combination which is
keeping some of the first families of the
village figuring out the problem who is
TO prepare their next meal.
The girls who are in the combine have
packed their trunks and gone. They
say they will not return until their en-
ployers agree to sign certain stipula-
tons. Where there are over two in a
family two girls must be employed, and
if the family should happen to consist
of five or more three girls at least must
be engaged and the washing sent to a
laundry.
The parlors are to be at their disposal
when not IN use by the family. II any
dogs are kept on the place they must be
chained up between sunset and sunrise.
No firearms of any description are to be
kept IN the house.
The mistress must give her orders
through a speaking tube, and in no in
stance will she be allowed in the kitchen.
If any crockery should be broken the
girls will notify the head Of the family,
but in no case Is the loss to be deducted
from their wages.
Only 80 fire test oil is to be used, and
IN case the fire goes out over night the
gentleman OF the house will be notified
an hour before breakfast time to get the
kindling and start it. The compensa-
ton is to be Sl4 per month, strictly in
advance, and no checks will be received.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
TIE TIA BILE SALAD.

TEACHER-"Now Teddy, is Jerusalem
proper noun or common noun?
Teddy-''Tain't either. It's an ejac-
ulation, mum. "-Iruth.
81 FEEL better about lickin' this post
age stamp" said the boy who had been
sent to mail a letter. It's nearer my
size. . Washington Star,
MANY a mistress would like to COM
mand her servant to do this and that,
but finds it difficult to rise to the point
of order.-Detrot Tribune.
s'OI do behave there's foul play con-
templated agin me at me service place"
said Bridget O'Rafferty. "Do they
want to get rid of you p" "Oi sushpect
thot same" why" "Ivery noight
the missus do be givin' me tickets to
ride home on the trolley railroad. p
Washington Star.
IN the sufferers lexicon there is no
such animal as coon; he generally
makes a cocoon Of him YOnkerS States
man.
A GIRL employed in downtown
office says she has contracted the ticker
habit by .uoistening the big Columbian
stamps PhitadeIDhia Record.
"YoUNG man." said the judge sternly,
''your face is familiar. Have you ever
replied the young man, "I'm faro
dealer. Pittsburg Dispatch.
DUDELEIGH- Where is Mile. Kickup
to-night?'' Mile. Souriante-"She is
unable to appear" Dudeleigh-
why ?" Mile. Souriante-"She atten-
ded little private party last night, and
unfortunately studded her toe on the
chandelier" Brooklyn Life.
THE deacon's wife wanted to jot down
the text, and, leaning over to her scape-
grace nephew, she whispered: 'Have
you any cards about you?" you can't
play in church," was the solemn, re-
proving answer, and the good woman
was SO frustrated that she forgot her
teXt.-AnOn
THIEVES dread the light, and so does
the man who tails out of balloon
BinqhdnltO1 Leader.
HICKs-"Is that your dog? Isuppose
you consider him AL" Wicks-"Oh,
no; be is K9. boston Transcript.
WHY is the gay pianist
Whose music thrills with bliss
Unhappy if his hair does not
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
ONLY A COLD.

1t is only a slight cold, you
say, and you go on thinking it
will wear itself out. More
people have persisted from in
dulging in this carelessness
than from any other. When
you take cold, lose no time,
but get a bottle of Reds GER
MAN Couch AND KIDNEY CURE.
If your druggist does not keep
it, send your address on a
postal card to the SYLVAN
REMEDY Co., Peoria, ILL.,, and
we will send you by return
mail a trial bottle free, because
we want you to use it. Men
ton the name of this paper.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
Want to Tax Bachelors.

There is a serious movement in
Canada in favor of placing a tax on
bachelors. For some time past the
Hamilton Herald has been almost the
sole advocate OF the proposition, but
recently that paper has been joined bv
the Montreal Witness, the Winnipeg
Free Press and the Stratford Herald,
three influential newspapers, and the
merchants OF Montreal and mem bers
OF the Quebec government have had
the subject under their solemn con-
sideration. The Herald confesses that
it has been deeply panied by the tone
oflevity adopted by the Canadian press
in the past when discussing this serious
and important question. But the close
attention now given to it and the direct
ness of the arguments brought to bear
upon it crafty the Herald and cause it
TO rejoice that Canadian bachelors may
now be brought to their knees. cit is
becoming more and more apparent"
saws the Herald, THAT the great trouble
with Canada is tie number of bachel-
ors in it. They are allowing the country
to 90 to grass, as it were, and instead of
trying to establish homes Of their own
they are Jogging contentedly along,
darning their own socks and keeping
themselves together by the aid of shin
gle nails and bits of rope, and other
accessories Of the bachelors ward
robe"
This picture, of course, is little over
drawn, But the evil ls a serious one.
Canada Just now has many grievances.
Annexation, high rates of taxation, dis
couragements Of trade and depression
in the farming districts, to say nothing
OF the entang!ements into which half
dozen eager political parties have drawn
her affairs, all tend TO make life in Can
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

ada anything but a happy one. But
upon all this comes the overpowering
knowledge that the young men of Can
ada, the mlddle-aged men OF Canada,
and perhaps some of the old men of
Canada, are failing in the most essential
part of citizenship by not getting mar
ried. The actual condition that stares
the loyal Canadian in the face is, with
out mincing matters, that the men, by
remaining single, force the young
women to become old maids, and the
population, constantly depleted by de-
portation to the United States, is not
revived by marriage.
The Herald puts the matter in its
true light by saying: eff the bachelors
don't brace up and fulfill their manifest
destiny what is to become of them, and
what are all the dear, sweet, pretty,
loving and iovable girls going to do? 1t
the bachelors presist in neglecting
them," continues the Herald, "there is
nothing for it but to tax the young men
from say 500 to $500 a year each, &C.
cordIng to their incomes, and it will be
found that they will very soon be
brought to realize that the happy do
nestle life is the only one that is worth
the living"
Another fact is apparent in this con-
nection. The Yankee boys, appreclat-
ing the beauty and worth of the Cana
dian girls, seek them for wives, and
short residence in the United States
transfers the loyal Canadian girl into an
appreciative American. This is seri
Gus phase Of the matter for Canadians,
and it is true one, as appreciation for
Canadian girls by American young men.
is fully attested in poem entitled "My
Sweet Canadian Girl" now going the
rounds of the Canadian press.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
) 5 : s

-''See here, Skad, you told
me that young DR.. Squibulous was very
painstaking. Skandle-"So he is"
SkiddIe-"Not at ali. [ went to him for
rheumatism, but I've still gothic pains. :"
philadelphia Record.
The day was q warm one and the gen.
tleman from Kentucky was coming up
from the spring at the foot Of the nil
with bucket in his hand. "Ah. colo
mel, inquired an Ohio visitor sitting on
the porch, have you something to
drink in that pail?" "Oh, no." re-
sponded tie colonel, sits water" DE
trOit Free Press.
LAY off your overcoat You won't
feel 1t wnen you go ont" remarked the
proprietor Of Park Row restaurant to
an Infrequent customer one evening
during the recent cold spell. That's
just the reason ] keep it on" replied
the other "The last one l took off here
! have never 1elt or seen since. "-NeaV
York Herald
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
How Reynard Died.

A singular sight was observed out the
Berlin Road by James McKelvey and
others. 1t was fox Just by the road
side, standing with his forepaws on the
top of a stump, apparently in the act Of
jumping on it. But Reynard will never
go onto that stump; there he stands,
rigid as statue, frozen to death. Death
must have overtaken him while in pur-
suit of prey. The fact is all the more
singular because, while all foxes die,
how many persons have ever seen fox
die, or found one dead in the woods ?
In this respect the fox resembles the
mule.-SOnerset pa Tedette.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
A MockIng B1ru's Merry Prank.

He sits in an orange tree not far away,
and about the time he thinks the letter
carrier should appear he gives trilled
whistle, so much an imitation of that
officials signal that l have been called
out to get the mail more than once.
The carrier says that this charming
song bird has bothered people on
Orange Grove Avenue in the same way,
and, thinking to spoil his little joke, he
changed his whistle, but only day or
two afterward the feathered rogue had
caught on to the new sound and was
singing the new song to the folks along
the avenue that their mail was ready.
pasadena CdZ.) Star.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
1t Wound with a Key.

q curious thing happened yesterday,
says the Washington News. An old
man sat down in store and took from
his pocket a large silver watch which
had works inside, and commenced to
wind it with key. Do you ever pause
to reflect, in your mad journey to the
grave, how seldom such a thing hap
pens? And yet only few brief years
ago nearly all watches were wound with
keys. The old man in the store seemed
like connecting link between the dead
past and the well-edited present, as he
blew in the key to remove the dust and
fitted it to the watch and wound and
wound away, as though paid by the
ward.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
Swinging Around the Circle

Of the diseases to which it is adapted with the
best results, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters a fam
lily medicine, comprehensive in its scope, has
never been thrust upon public attention in the
guise of universal panacea for bodily ills
This claim, daily arrogated in the columns of
the daily press by the propretors of medicines
far inferior to it as specifics, has in a thousand
instances disguised the public in advance by
its absUrdity, and the prospects of other rene
dies of superior qualities have been handi-
capped by the pretensions of their worthless
predecessors. But the American people know,
because they have verified the fact by the most
trying tests, that the Bitters possesses the vir-
tues of q real specific in cases of malarial and
liver disorder, constipation, nervous. rheumat-
ic, stomach and kidney trouble. What it does
it does thoroughly, and mainly for this reason
it is endorsed and recommended by hosts of re-
spectacle medical men.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

Syrup

Mr.. Albert Hartley Of Hudson,
N. c., was taken with Pneumonia.
His brother had just died from it.
When he found his doctor could not
rally him he took one bottle of Ger
man Syrup and came out sound and
we'll. Mr.. S. B. Gardiner, Clerk
with Druggist J. E. Barr, Aurora,
Texas, prevented a bad attack Of
pneumonia by taking German Syrup
in time. He was IN the business
and knew the danger. He used the
great remedy-Boschee's German
Syrup-for lung diseases. @
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
PATTI created a sensation while sin.

PATTI created a sensation while sing
ing in Milan. ''Traviata" was the
opera, and just after rendering the
passage "Amami Alfredo" she started
to make an exit. But treading upon
her gown, she fell heavily to the floor.
The audience became wildly excited,
for fears were entertained that the diva
was badly hurt. She soon rose to her
feet, however, and smiled IN an uncon-
cerned way amid rousing applause.
She was considerably Jared by the fall,
in spite of her outward composure.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
An Irish Tunnel.

A proposition is made to connect
Great Britain and Ireland by a tunnel
driven under the north channel Of the
Irish Sea at it's narrowest part, between
County Antrim in Ireland and Wig
town in Scotland. The length of the
miles. A number OF eminent engineers
declare the project entirely feasible.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
French Trade

There was falling off in the value of
both the imports and exports of France
during last year. The imports were to
the value Of 4,412, $4,000 francs, against
4,767 1867 900 francs in 1891, and the eX-
ports 1862 800, 900 francs, as compared
with g, 569, 1877 900 francs in 1891.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
A WINTER IOYL.

Like a mantle of peace.
Lies the beauteous fleece
of the snow so tender and fair;
Yet man with rude tread
DER its surface hath sped,
And scattered its flakes in the air.
But revenge hath the snow,
In the curses that flow,
And the eyes. with demoniac glare,
While in frenzy he tries
To kick holes In the skies,
AS his feet wildly wave in the air.
-CleueIGnd Plain Dealer.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
Made to Look Like New.

Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves,
ETC., Dyed or Cleaned, Plush Garments.
Steamed at Otto Piersch's Dye Works, 246
w. Water ST., Milwaukee. Sent for Cir
cIlar
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

AsTHMATIC TROUBLES and Soreness OF
the>LungS or Throat are usually overcome
by DR.. d. Jaynes' EXpect0rant-a sure
curative for colds.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

The Throat,-"BrOW Bronchial
Troches'' act directly on the organs of the
voice. They have an extraordinary effect
on all disorders Of the throat.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
The Modern Way

pleasantly and effectually what was for
merIy done in the crudest manner and dis
agreeabIy as well. To cleanse the system
and break up colds, headaches and fevers
without unpleasant after effects, use the
delightful liquid laxative remedy, Syrup
of Figs.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

FITs.-All Fits stopped free by DR.. KLINEs
GREAT NERVE REsToRER. No Fits alter first days
use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and 81 90 trial
bottle free 70 Fit cases Send to DR.. Kline, 931
Arch Street, Phila. Pa.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

THE Sultan of Turkey is said to have
500 TTe the K kdd {Pa Rhom ne @ f he
the King of Ashantee 5000 and the
Emperor of Morocco about 5000.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

SOME orators are badly stuck by the
time they reach the point of discourse.
Plain Dealer.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

DISEASE is unnatural and is but the
proof that we are abusing Nature. 1t is
claimed that Garfield Tea, simple herb
abuse
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

TALK is cheap. II YOU don't believe
itsee how much you can get for the
price of a shave.-EImira Gazette.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

IT wasn't really punster who intro
duced in the legislature B bill to cod-ify
the fish laws.-C Cleveland PLaindealer.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

On washday paterfamilias- feels that
he is subject to wiring rule.-Bi1aghanton
Leader.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

No, Maud, dear, Joan Of Arc was not
Noah's PhHadeLphio Record
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01
STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO, ;.

Il
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is the
senior partner of the firm of F. j. CHENEY &
Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County
and State aforesaid, and that said firm will paw
the sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case Of CATARRH that cannot be
cured by the use of HALLS CATARRh CURE
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in nv
presence. this 9Th day of December, A D. 1885.
~, A. w. GLEASON,
( SEAL. Notary Public.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

RUSSIANS are worse afflicted with
blindness than any other nationality.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

and your cough may end in something seri-
GUS. It's pretty sure to, if your blood is poor.
That is just the time and condition that in
vites Consumption. The seeds are sown and
it has fastena its hold upon you, before you
know that it = near
It won't do to trife and delay, when the
remedy is at hand Every disorder that can
be reached through the blood yields to Dr.
Pierces Golden Medical Discovery For
Severe Coughs, Bronchial, Throat and Lung
and even the Scrofulous affection of the
lungs that's called Consumption, in all its
earlier stages, it is positive and complete
cure.
1t is the only blood-cleanser, strength re-
storer, and fesh-builder so effective that it
can be guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit or
cure, in every case, you have your money
back. All medicine dealers have it.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

It's an open question which is the
more Objectionable, boisterous girl or
girlstrous boy.-DGnSville Breeze.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1893-03-01

Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system Send for testinoHials free.
+. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo o.
So Sold by druggists, 75c.
Arizona republican., 1893-07-16
A Wagon Load of Gold.

No one would have guessed that the dilapidated old spring wagon in which rode three plain farmers, on Friday evening, carried $l5,00O in gold coin but such was the case. c. R. Flakes and two of his partners, having receiv ed information that the cash was await ing them for the mine sold recently decided not to trust to exchange of any character and drove down to PhGniS yesterday for the yellow eagles. The party was well armed with revolvers which they kept concealed from the public gaze. Just how these parties who would not trust to banks for trans mission will keep their money no one knows but it will no doubt be malicious. ly handled and it's owners will be even shyer of faro banks than of the safe Repositories of the valley. The other partner has not yet drawn his money from the Phoenix bank.