Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1893-06-24
WIT AND llUMOR
sue TOOK IT .1.nxn

anu AiAt iu5t- TWAS ON the I4lt.H
OF the man who walked by Ear..s
A turn OF the tied-from matrimo,
to divorce, Boston Courier. ''-Oal
Dorothy-Did she marry for l.
Prudence Yes, love Of money.-g w;
Herald
Beats as rule want monar
even the man who beats CARPETS + aug
for the dust Philadelphia TINES WI
The assertion that woman
keep secret is disproyen by tba -al'
spiuster holds her age.-B6s,5g o',.!
Ter.
The poet who wrote Of the frown;.
precipice had evidently been studri-a
the brow of the hill. - Cteceland p-g-s
aeater.
Jagson says if most men, a..
sciences should talk out loud NJ
would be sued for slander.- Elm,,,
Gazette
The sutton who gets the mi.tep ism,
likely to pronounce the contest an an
gagement with soft gloves. Teri,
SgtlngS.
,Vba ,.,,+to,, -
obancos y Nus Tba,,i ma, ian lever taxes any
dom SEQ him i at C ch rei's1n you SO sell
Courier.
When some folks see fellow in dis.
tress they stop just long ENOUGH n
1',,,, - 1a, ~ my Aep' OUT Oh lI-At
'''''''' 0O''''''"''o"
,,ar oI IL ng"L 81 IuG helrs OF rico
','.i'.'a 'Nel 'u '3tnS Tue olu gentle
iilnn lio' ~ ~ .ly ivy cIe rlding Tor bis
"e"''". 'D"' oy""gS'
Kind Party-What are you CRYING
, lGat way y, ioti niue '5 ooyF Little Boy
o"use 1t > tHe ou'y way KNOW how
TO cry'-AysS o"'e"""F'
Bowser thinks he would like to be
physician. When doctor treats. he
says 1t IS the other fellow who putsup
the money'--boSto" transcript.
He-Iye bought you pet monkey
to amuse you, darling. She-O. how
kind of you! Now | sha'n't miss Won
When you're a"ay.-f'cs Ne Up.
1t is wrong to allude to 90, graajsat
offices as "spolS." The constant At
tention they receive precludes any
possibility of their spelling. ~ ITasiiaj.
ION star
81 amt much at the pianny. said
the coal yard employe as he adjusted
the weight OF load of coal. bit I'm
great at runuin' the scales - lasqiag.
ton star
The man who sat out on the wood.
pile and told funny stories. eypectinc
the wood would split,evidentN did moi
strike a responsive chord. p Ygal.rs
Sta5eSDt44
Miss Angler stepping aside ob,e.
quiously) After YOU, my lord. His
Lordship-Deah me! You damn say
so! How f"ank you American girls
""H'-- oy"a'
"Aw! doctah, have | the bwain
ieNah' you jhlnk' -, no. nol tne
brain fever Impossible! 1t is only
Inflammation OF the cerebrum yacuo''
Inc Ct"D.
Pepper That boy of mine is a regu.
lar phenomenon. batchelier lwearIy)
IN WhaV "aN' Iopper--SiN years
Ola ana never sald bright thing Ia
Els llie.- 0gaf.
at seems to me, said the congress-
man, chat a law is like a colt Some
body has TO break j. before YOU can
find out whether j; is Of any good or
no'. w. h"5H'tgl0" Star'
One of the great problems Of the day
is now to reach the inebriate Order
uo the drinks for all hands ana the
chances are that you will have reached
him -Dauou Free Press.
airs Ep..,-Da,r doar, ,yordsr
,chat n,aI.a. tha ,,o,,.o+ sven so9 Mr.
Fussy (who has MS own views on the
suhiacN 7 suoroya he hos nic,ed 10
the ren1arL.e tbaf the noigbbors make
abonf hin, w. 5sroe SitI;,53q
~, -, - L..
Ethel (raalah1ly)-1ou hno" 'us,
oear MI; bussey ne proml',Se" "
JON Ihe l. NJ =. a, II l "oVlu l7 w niT
KISS me, Maude (enVlouslyl =,
f t-,,g. NJ, ~ JP P,,ct
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ga Acquaintance-is IL Po''Lo,e'
Milo [ .nTInR that Won nave DttU uNA-