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f1AOAS1C COAST eTEAH8aIP COMPANY.
OaspescA sseamefs from ssasae . fualove
seFiA. at p. n. fpassenger rsceive6 ~ 49, ~
Hm) March 8 10. IL. -
Fer AlaskA March and II
from san Francisco. for Victoria sa1 PuGpH 49,
Dorsa' q . q M. March 3. 10. IL, ~
Tickets may b obtained .: ~ omeo n - -
pAny, u Ocean dock, sea;tla
oooDALI4 PERKINS q ca.
General Agents, San fnauctsoA
J. 4 JOHNSON. p. & supt Seattle
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WHATCOM ROUTE.
"CITY OF SEATTLE"

lClose connection with n. p train from Port.
land and San ErAncisco
steamers "City of Kingston" and Getty Of Seat
tle' MAKE close connections a the Tacoma wharf
with trAins TO and from Portland. and with the
east and west bound overland tra3us.
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VICTORIA ROUTE.
STEAMSHIP Getty OF KINGSTON.

$500 amIL NII...Tacoma.. lI0IArI 5:l5 am
10:ls pmiLv 2sI;; Seattle s2Lvl 500 am
l:3O pm Ar ITO - Victoria. Nj Lv $50 pm
steamers "C1ty Of Kingston" and Getty Of Seat
tlo'' make connections 1t Port Townsend for pas.
sengers going from Bellingham bay points to Vic.
toria aud return.
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FAsr I ps.T a.,,xv,
SIZE AMER GREY HnI-En
Commencing Feb 10 Daily excrnf sura.v
Leaves seattle ......'' .Nn
Arrives Everett ~ =.
Leaves Everett ..,.... o." ~
Arrives Sea; tie ................. ,I.SS =. =.
Leaves Seattle .... 10 ~. ~, q III
Arrives Everett .. oyx ~
r-t,,.. e..s'''''. Z.Zo
1a.r sea,,ie- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 4:30 IN
..s 4:&v p m
TO-. .--.-.-.................. . 50 III
Arrives Seattle ...... o.I0 -.
Sundays s. ave: ssss1is m. is:is
connects with boat for snohomI.h Connscts
Win steamer Bailey 9aIzert for Tacoma
Trips daily. Including SUNDAY
TO take effecl Monday Ssptern6er 10
SEAIILE AND TACOMA NAVIGATION CO
CLACD TROCP. FRANK W. 0OODHCE.
fres Secy.
Br11l"eHAx BAT INSIDE ROUTE
Whatcom and SshomA Fairhsven samsh. An.
ecortes, Fidaigo City. Utsalady. Coupsvills Iane.
10y, Clinton. Everett, EdmondA
STEAMER WAsCo
Leaves aaansld's dock Tuesday,. nursAsv,
and Saturdays 1t O'Clock a m. Tickets for asIe
~ City Ticket ONCE. 6O4 Second street
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BANKS.
THE GUARANTEE LOAN AND TRUST co..
Incorporated 1887. Capital 100000
Bailey Building Corner Of Second and chsrsy.
Transact. general banking business
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT.
Deposit: Received in any amount rom one dsas
Money loaned upon improved
farm and city real estate
LEIGH J. HUNT.............,,,.rr President
WILLIAM T. BAILEY Vice President
e. n. HEILBRoN. Manager
n. y. BAXTER. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Cashier
Il. II. DOWNING Secretary
COLUMBUS r. TYLER, j. d. LoWMAN, L. c.
WILLIAMS. WM II. FISHER
THE PUGET SOUND NATIONAL BANK, OF
L Seattle.
''''''.''''..'''-.--.... SVouV
transfer money by telegraph TO all cities In the
United states and Europe: receive deposits Of
for Our facilities for making collections are com.
peie ana VIII receive prompt attention.
DIRECTORS:
A. rrsslaen,
/. s. j. HUNT;. s. ''ifiRAUEN:TrHiAi.
CORRESPONDENTS:
London, n. NJ. hothschld & sons: Paris Ne
RothSchild Freres; Frankfort A. NJ. l.. Won
~teiger 4 Co.. >ew YORK. agency of Bank Of Cath
,ornia; Chicago, commercial National BANK;
me Bank Of California: Portland. The First
Natlonsl Bank
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N"s&sk TINE TABLE
mt MI AAEt MCi.TNOMAH
"a ths following tins card daily:
FARE To TACOMA. 80 CENTS
! a. nAviSa .xarvrxa
49,. $50 \ M Tacoma $500 a:apA m
ke...ss.'.s-. 1000 seattle 1900. IL NJ nom
fn,s~.''.'.s ! 40 ~ n. Tacoma ...-. 800 Il. N
'.-- ~ Il ua Olympia -.. $50 q N
- ~. .uas NIth t-oats lor NRuliichie and sns..
10y Sock- fooi Of Ssla street
AArlAI\ l. WILEY. Master
I siC NAVIGATION CoNpASYa
fsOzaa AS' oms fos saoaomish, Everett sad
a. assR STATE or wASHINGroN VI.
'sErt daily a. ra ior Seattle
sssys ee@Nts Tor Asoon*s Il ia
L. ~-''''4A Ter ~ssttie D IL
80, .eNi.s p : tr~e.t : 50 y M
- .sHtt| Ter seattle : a "a
| seattle t~s Ayeret.. % y AZ
As..aI Ntk HENRY RAIIEY viii leave
lsss.r, .v' sn'A lal,b Aona4ys Wednesdays aaa
hcI 49, r., eN-4pg A. \ * Allgso. Eass and
- everett Aaa ioNe
e., n seattle 'f'y Dcef. foot OF Main
J. A. HATFIELD. Agent
s.ssaaSx wArERHousE, a.serA MANAGER,
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RAILROAD AND sTEANsH HIP TICKETo 10
ALL POIN Is IN THE WORLn
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1893-02-16
g..


Down in Carondelet there lives a
little Fauntleroy boy whose common,
every day name is Jimmie. The
other night a neighbor boy gave a
party, at which there were the usual
amount of CONNECTIONS, fruits and
nuts. Jimmie partook bountifully,
enjoyed the evening immensely and
went home with his pockets lined.
Next morning Jimmie. on his way to
school, rang the doorbell OF his host
of the night previous, and the mother
answered his ring in person. e.
"Well, Jimmie, what is t?" she ask
ed kindly. ~
Why, Mrs. Johnson he answered,
when / was here last night left an
orange with little bit of & piece ate
out Of it; and I just thought ia come
and get it" T..
Mrs Johnson smiled as she said:
DWELL, come in, Jimmie, and I'll see
if we can find it," ali
The good woman made quite a
search, while Jimmie swung his hat
nervously to and fro. Finally he
said: 5s.
II guess maybe it's gone. But say,
Mrs. Johnson, you needn't mind. A
new one will do as we'll.
And he got it.-St. Louis Republic.
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Poor Mans Land.


One day as rode along branch
of the Cumberland river far up in the
Kentucky mountains, where nature
wasabout as poor and scraggy as she
could we'll be, met thin and sallow-
faced man coming up the bank from
pretty shady pool with a fishing pole
in his hand. Thinking I might take a
turn myself at it spoke to him.
"Been fishing?" ING uired, after the
usual salutation. ,.. 4
$50 me?'' he replied.
"Catch any thing?"
"Some." 49, - -f%
"Where are they?''
''Throwed 'em back - # II s....@E.2
"Wbat was the matter with them?
Too small?" zs:= :
"No; size enough, but no good"
4'Why weren't they any good?" I
asked, wondering what could iujure
the fish in such fine water.
"Cause they wuzn't," he said.
''Cause isn't any reason in.
sisted. az
He took it kindly, if almost total
inanition could be called lack of re-
sentiment.
!. "Well it's this way, stranger" he
explained II don't fish fer fish; list
fish fer fun. A fish that'lI stay ia q
country that is az mean and pore ez
this is, when it kin git out Nv it so
doggoned easy, amt fifteen fer a de-
cent man to eat. I wish to gracious /
wuz a fish fer about week Z.
And I was SO moved by his look of
woe that I handed him over my per-,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1893-02-16
sonal bait-can and he almost emptied
it.-Detroit Free Press.
He Was an Original.

sHS E76 was al OTI8tnaI. }H
The people around the little noun
tain town called him Old Comparison,
and knew in q general way why the
soubriquet had been given him, but I
did not during my months stay have
an opportunity to test it, though I
had q speaking acquaintance with
him. One day / was passing his
house, and he was sitting on the steps
OF the little vine clad porch in front.
"Good morning" I said. "It's a
lovely day" IT,. .5.@.. ,.,..s
"Finer'n silk" he responded. e.
How are you this morn ing?"
'frlskler'n colt"
Flows your wife," f. .....
'Pearter'n a pullet.' -. /:
""Ihe weather is very hot and dry
for this season, don't you think?'
"Hotter'n run boss and drier'n q
clean shirt. ......
suppose you went to the wedding
last night IN the meeting house? A
pretty bride, l thought"
"Purtier'n a speckled dog"
'"Ihe young man is very rich, I
lear!H.
''Richer'n fertilizer a. foot thick.'
"By the way, are you willing to sell
me those saw logs Brown couldn't
take off your hands?''
'Williner'n a girl to get spliced."
"When can I see them?"
"Quicker'n g. lamb can shake his
tall" And the old man grabbed his
hat and stick and led the way to the
river, offering no remark, but answer
ing all questions as usual.-Mercury.
The Acrobatic Brothers and the
Fiery Uutamed Lion.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1893-02-16

tive construction. -Four Of their,
original grasshopper engines ars,
still in the company's shops.
These will be shown exactly
as they appeared when first set to.
work. The Perkins 1O-wheel (1s6D,
the earliest type of the powerful
freight locomotive built for heavy
grades, and the $780," the first mognl
ever constructed, and which was ex-
hibited at the Centennial, will be
shown full size. An exceptionally in
teresting feature will be the Pepper
sauce (1865), the first mountains
climber and the first that ascended
Mount Washington. All the old-time.
examples of locomotives will be.
mounted on the rails and roadbed Of
their respective periods -. +
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1893-02-16
Heat of Melting Steel.

Recent Investigations made by
means OF the pyrometer nowthat this
temperatures which occur in melting
steel, and in other industrial opera
tions, have been overestimated. It
is now demonstrated that both the
amount of light emitted from a body
and the quantity Of fuel required to
heat it increase much more rapidly
than the temperature. The calorime-
trio method has been that most fire.
quently adopted for determining high
temperatures, the assumption being
made in this case that the specific
heat of the iron rods or balls used ia
constant, which assumption, however,
is Inaccurate. In the case of ths
flame of the Bessemer converter, tho
temperate re of the issuing fame has
been recorded as 1000 degrees, Cent,
because platinum appears to meIt
rapidly in it. This, again, fails to CO.
incide with the outcome of recent ex-
periments, the fact being, as now rep
resented, that platinum does not.
really fuse in the fame, but only aP--
pears to do so, on account of it's al
Toying itself with drops OF molten,
steel carried over by the blast
Philadelphia Record.
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OUR BUDGET OF HUMOR,
BRIGHT SPARKS FROM THE
GENIUSES OF WIT.
The Domestic Catechism - The
Truth About Apple Pie--Poor Il
Mans Land--He Was Orig
inaI--He Has Fu- So
Irt~ " ture.
The Domestic Catechism.

ture.
The Domestic Catechism.
The other day, a thin, tired looking
man entered the office OF a printing,
house, and, approaching the proprie-
tor, said
II want to have a list printed.
Suppose you write it down as / tell
YOU" ..
The proprietor made ready, and the
man said eyes; I'm sure I locked
the front door. Have you got that?''
eyes; but don't understand. -
"Never mind; don't interrupt me
till have finished. Are you ready"
eyes" ...
"And turned out the light in the
bathroom" -.
"All right; I've gotit." a..
'The kitchen windows are fasten-
ed"
eyes"
'"The dog is in the cellar"
EYES,"
'"The servants are all in.''
eyes,"
"The stable door is locked"
eyes"
EYES,"
II turned of the drauehts of the
range"
dyes" -----. - Ito -~..-..~>- - "--
mo, do not smell smoke
eyes"
"No, the water is not running in the
bathroom"
Yes"
II do not think l hear anyone try
ing to get into the house."
YES"
"No, that is not our dog barking;
the one next door,"
"Yes."
at is not necessarysto 60 down and
see if the cellar door is fastened. I
| know it isl
eyes,
"That is nobody--it is only the
wind rattling the shutters"
Eyes"
"Well, l think that's about all.
You see, my wife asks me certain
questions every night just as am get.
ting into bed, and if 1 had a printed
list l could show to her it would save
lots of trouble. Besides that, it in
jures my lungs to answer them. Have
the lists printed as soon as possible,
| please"
| The Truth About Apple Pie.
They had started a. conundrum
club, and every one was expected to
come prepared with a number of good
ones.
1--WE got one," Anderson said.
"What is it?" oueried the rest.
"When is an apple pie?"
He stopped, and everyone looked at
him, but said nothing.
"Well," asked man across the
room," "go on. What did you STOP
there for?"
"Go on? Where? What for?" he
asked.
"Why, go on with your conundrum
| " AACA AZ OIL 1ppiC pA0 " Ae1O:
'"That's what said" he replied.
"Well, we know; but what is the
conundrum?' .
when is an apple pie?"
! ''There Isn't any sense in that," pat
in another fellow. Whats the rest
of it?''
"There isn't any rest," persisted
Anderson. "When is an apple pie?"
"When is an apple pie what?'' yell
ed the others.
Who said any apple pie what?"
"You did,"
II didn't say anything about al
apple pie"
"You did"
II didn't
"You did"
II didn't"
| And then the whole assembly sat O,
Anderson, and when the police CAM
in and rescued him it took ha!f-an
hour to explain that an apple wa
pie when it was closed up with suga
and things, like any pastry.
smashed up the club, though, ant
the conundrum's usefulness is tina
far established.
Poor Mans Land.
One day as rode along branc]
r of the Cumberland river far up in tn
Kentucky mountains, where natur
was about as poor and scraggy as sh
could we'll be, met thin and sallow
fooo1 MON Domino w %bo ho.1~ Co.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1893-02-16
A New Milking Machine.

Americans are generally credited
with having shown phenomenal ings-
nuity in the invention of milking ma
chimes, but the latest candidate for
honors in this branch of science is Il
Norwegian. In the machine which he
has produced the mechanical mixer
has been devised to closely imitats.
the suckingfunction OF a calf's mouth,
without causing irritation to the COW.
All four teats are MIXED simultan-
eously by two pairs Of elastic and
feathering roller segments which have
suitable rocking, approaching and re-
ceding movements. The teats are
squeezed from the upper ends down,
to the bottom.
The operator turns handle and
the machine does the rest. The milk
flows through funnel into the milk
can and the operator can thus sec the,
COW is MIXED clean; that is to say
"110'1 "oSsnore milk flows. It is cla;--~
ed that COWS like the process and keep
perfectly quiet during the operation.
1t is also said that even in the case
of COWS with sore teats the animals
stand more quietly than when MIXED
by hand, as the mechanical pressure
is more even and softer and throws
less strain on the milking organs. 1t
is obviously, too, an advantage that
the Objectionable habit of dipping tho
hand into the milk and the conse-,
quent liability to contaminate tho
milk is dispensed with entirely in the
new mixer.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1893-02-16

So far as income and equipment go
our American universities compare
very favorably with some of the far.
famed European ones. For instance,
Cornell and the University of Halle
had each about the same number OF
students last year. Halle, however,
had an income of only $4,000, OF
which $4,000 was derived from the
state and SIS, 900 from investments,
while Cornell had ala income of $52l,-
900, $4,000 OF which came from the
government and $35O,OOO from in
vested capital. The library Of Halle
cost $4,000, and that at Cornell
1913, 900. Harvard had an income
last year of 100000, TO 500, 900
for Paris, 1928, 900 for Yerlin and
100000 for Columbia. Theshowing
is one of which Americans may feel
proud.-Boston Journal.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1893-02-16

Cars Lighted by Electricity.
Electric Thanksgiving apparatus is
being introduced on the Northern
Railway of France, six, eight or ten
candle-power lamps being used &C
cording to the class of the compart-
ments. Each car carries it's own in.
dependent battery OF sixteen storage
cells inclosed in sets of two in sma5E
wooden boxes, four Of which are at
tached to the longitudinal frames OF
the car in such a manner as to DO
readily accessible. Commutators and
switches placed outside the car enable
all the necessary connections to be
made easily. The lamps are supplied
with bright, white .enameled reflect
ors, fitting into the ordinary oil-lamR
globes, with covers so arranged that
oil lamps may be substituted for the.
electric light if desired. A number Of
these coaches are now running on tho.
express trains between Paris and Lille
and it will be interesting to watck.
their history and compare their prac-
teal working with the system outlined
| now in use on some of our Americas
railway cars The French road has
been experimenting about two years
with these lights already, and a some
| what similar use OF storage batteries
has been made on one of the Swiss
| roads for more than year past.
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New Enamelfor Cast Iron.
1t is stated that NJ Bertrand, whe
some time since invented a novel mag
netic oxidizing process for the preven-
tion of rust on astiron, a ID now
in successful application in Paris and
elsewhere, has lately devised a now
system of enameling. It's satisfac-
tory character is said to have becoms
established to such an extent that
the Society du Val Osne, well known
as the principal ornamental casting.
manufacturing concern in France, has.
not only adopted the method but has,
secured q monopoly Of the market for,
art castings thus produced. The inn
ltatlon OF the most variegated mar
bles by this means is represented as
being SO perfect that the illusion IL
absolute. Further, NJ. Bertrand 10
able to enamel cast iron, wrought
iron and steel with equal facility, ac-
cumulating shade upon shade, deli
cately blending these so as to produce,
the highest artistic effect. IS
The Princeton union., 1893-09-28
Tipping Women In New York.

The statement has been often made
that New York women are more given
to drinking Intoxicating liquors than the
women Of any other city in the country.
This is unquestionably true if the range
of comparison be limited to Northern
and Western places, says the Sun 1t
may be that the traditional use of liquor
in the South brings it's cities nearer the
mark. One thing, however, is absolute
ly certain, and that is that in no city in
the United States, San Francisco, per-
haps, excepted, is there so general a
public indulgence in wine by women as
in New York. San Francisco, further
more, is not exactly a parallel case, for
the class OF women who drink in pub
TIC places there are Of a distinctly differ
ent order from the society women Of
New York. The more harmless of
Wlnes such as claret and sherry, are an.
parently forsaken in public. It is cham
pagne at the dinner or theater party at
nlgnt, and 1T is cocktail or some liouor
III the AFTERNOON. The home dinner and
Iunch are the occasions when regular.
taoie wines are in use. There are hun
ureus or women who drink to this ex-
tent and are by no means counted as
vlctlms OF the liquor appetite. Where
lhey VIII be IN five years is not safe to
Preolct. Perhaps they will be drinking
Drandy, whisky, cologne, anything with
alcohol IN it, to satisfy their mad cray-
Ing. And then they die in delirium ire
mems, and the doctor will kindly shut
lne door on the family skeleton and
sign a certificate with q long Latin
name of some disease of the nerves
those modern scapegoats of the iIls
which flesh is heir to.
The Princeton union., 1893-09-28
n Partisan Batb

Bathing establishments where vo,u
can have "bain simple for 4 franc
and half 600, or any other kind for
more, are scattered all over the great
city, but houses and small hotels, where
stationary tubs are to be found. are ex-
ceedlngly rare. The French rcasant
deprived Of much water for irriea tion
III mis- fat countryland has too high n
respect for it to use it recklesslv: the
mddle-class Partisan thinks he is as
wei without too many bath, not to
speak of the colds ana bother thev
entail, and the high-bred Parisians take
their morning douche either at water
cure they are all mad on the subject
or have a tub rolled up to their bed
SIDE. When madame INDUCES in the
latter luxury it is brought from the
nearest bathing establishment. The t,1,,
IA large porcelain affair on rollers) is
carried up as many flights of stairs
as you wish and set down in your room
The hot and cold water is then brought
up IN big cans, and even soap and tow
els arc supplied it you wish it. Madam
generally has q bran bath, and the
small bags containing the bran, made
OF cheese cloth, arc thrown into the
tub for her to use. When she has
finished her ablutlons the paraphernalia
is carried away. All this costs about
40 cents.
The Princeton union., 1893-09-28
SWiSh-h-h!
Money No Object

Il want a position" he said as he
entered the office.
I'm SORRY said the head of the firm,
''but really we have no need of any men
at present. :.,.- =
oh, that's all right said the caller
cheerfully, Il don't expect any salary.
In fact, am willing to pay for the priv
ilege of having employment"
What kind of a position do you
wantT' asked the merchant in astonish-
ment.
II don't much care, as long as it's one
degree higher than the typewriter and
the Office boy" z*"- ..'.
why those two particularly
"Well, you see, it's just this way
explained the caller confidentially: I'm
married and have one child-a boy.
Now, that boy won't mind me, and his
mother just laughs when l try to exert
my authority. So I've got desperate,
and thought if could get position
where the typewriter girl would have
to obey me and the office boy would
have to get up and hustle when spoke,
it would sort Of square me with my
dignity, which is rapidly getting away
from me. Wouldn't do any one any
harm, you know and it would make me
feel easier in my mind to realize that I
was a man who had to be obeyed''-
Chicago Evening Post
The Princeton union., 1893-09-28

are all frozen, we hanl some manure
ana ana cover them, perhaps a foot deeper
sInan at first. There are two reasons
Tor l'1 this. One is that if they are allowed
&1o thaW during the winter they will al
most certainly rot, and the entire lot
sDe lost. Upon the other hand, if they
get frozen too hard, they will either rot
When they thaw out or else be dead
and worthless for SETS
In the spring, after the frost is all out
OF them, we take them out of the pit
ana put them back upon the shelves
agaln, as they were during the fall be-
lore: There they remain until they are
needed to set out. I have tried various
pans OF preserving onion sets through
winter, but none Of them have. proved
as satisfactory as the above. In fact
We consider it just about perfect.
The Princeton union., 1893-09-28
AbSeMt-MindcI..

A gentleman called on a lady asn..
day, and was told by the seryanh zgasse
she was not at home AS he tuyzar4S
to go out he caught glimpse Of her
head in the mirror through a half I-spsR.
door. An hour afterward he caIieh Gaa
another friend and found the Rasx
there.
II have just been to your house. - sR7a
he, but had not the pleasure of seeEass
YOU"
Indeed, I'm so sorry. But I vxsnf;
out in great haste on business
In such haste [ presume, that .ysfr,
left your head behind you, for ssaw
it in the glass;
Did you? It's very possible, I7na $50
absent minded