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The morning call., 1893-11-26
Finding Things Out.

When man is self-made he Is generally
the first TO find it out, but when he makes a
fool of himself he is the last one aware
Of it.-Boston Transcript.
The morning call., 1893-11-26
A .JuveniIe Peacemaker.

Fond mother-And has mammals angel
child been peacemaker to-day?
Mammals angel cnld-Yes'm. Tommy
Tuff was a-liekin' Willie Whlmpers, an,
when told IN to stop he wouldn't. and
jumped in an licked the stuffin' out O. both
of f,em.-PhiIadelphia Record.
The morning call., 1893-11-26
After the Honeymoon.

He-Eyerybody says you married me
for nv money. She-And every body says
that l paid an exorbitant price for It,
Boston Transcript.
The morning call., 1893-11-26
No Need of Help.

Mr.. Portlie-Patrick, wish you would
have this demijohn filed with the best
whisky that Odd. Stuff & Co. have in stock
The carriage is out. but when it returns I
will send it to meet you halfway, as
presume the demijohn will be heavv.
New man-It will be loight enough be-
fore Oi get that far wild it. sor.-New York
Weekly.
The morning call., 1893-11-26
The Days of Miracles Not Pas sed.

Miss Single toni never expect to marry.
Miss Hateful-But you know it Is the i'm
possible that always happens.-BGston
Transcript.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25
CHECK THE FIRST APPROACH

OF rheumatism, and further attacks
may be escaped, If proper precautions
against exposure are taken. and there
be no hereditary predispositlon. I'M
fortunately, people who ultimately be-
come chronic sufferers, too often neg
lect the trlfling twinges and premoni-
tory stiffness which herald the advent
of this agonlzing malady. Among the
diseases for which Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters has been found efiicaclous this
is one, and the medicine being perfect
ly safe, it Is certainly to be preferred
to drugs used for its cure, which are
frequently useless, and nothing more
or less than poisonous. The substitu-
tion of this pleasant and pure blood
depurent for medicines inimical to life
in a slight overdose. is measure
which may fifty be urged upon persons
who desire to obtain relief safely, or
who have failed to obtain 1t from the
numerous pseudo remedies for this dis
case In the market.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25
THE OPEN SWITCH.
IN ESTABEISHED SAFEGUARD.

NV AtO1ADALoAED OAR6UOA
Anybody who travels by cars knows what
is meant by "an open switch" 1t is the
terror of railroad men, and the dread Of the
traveller. Its victims-killed, horribly man.
gled or manned for life-are numbered BY
the score each year.
Yet even the dreaded "open switch is not
so widely fatal as is a certain disease, which,
without ceasing its activity for an instant, is
daily filling hundreds of graves.
What is that terrible ailment? you ask.
It is Heart Disease! "But," you reply, con-
fidently, ~ haven't any heart disease-ny
heart is all right" Are you sURE2
DR.. Franklin Miles, of Elkhart, Ind, the
distinguished specialist in diseases of the
heart and nervous system, states that disor-
ders of the heart are as common as those Of
the lungs, liver, stomach, bowels or kidneys,
though often unsuspected. The reason peo-
pie are not aware of this important fact is
because symptoms Of heart disease are not
usually recognized as proceeding from this
organ, but are attributed to some other
source. If you have shortness of breath,
auttering or palpitation, pain or tenderness
in left breast, shoulder or side, oppressed or
choking sensation, fainting or smothering
spells, your heart is affected.
Il had been troubled with heart disease
for years. My leftpulse was very weak, could
at times scarcely feel it, excitement would
weaken my nerves and heart, and fear of
impending death stared me in the face for
hours. Dr. Miles NerUne and New Heart
Cure are the only medicines that have proved
ofany benefit and cured me."-L. M. DYER,
Cloverdale, Md.
"My wife has been taking DR.. Miles New
Cure for the Heart She thinks itwonderful
She has not been troubled with pain or
smothering spells since using it. We have
also used DR.. Miles Pills, and we find them
all they are claimed to be."-GEO. L. FINK,
Philadelphia, Pa.
These and hundreds of similar testimo-
malls are convincing proofs of the wonderful
powers of DR.. Miles Ne,O Cure for tie Heart.
1t is effective, agreeable, and above all, SAFE.
Sold by druggists on positive guarantee, or
DR.. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart Ind.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25

Judging by developments since the
election Of j. o. Hanthorn to the Office
of police commissioner, the general
satisfaction over his nomination and
confirmation will be short-llved. This
seems rather singular considering Mr.
Hanthorn's high standing in the COM
munity; but 1t is fact nevertheless,
and for these reasons The gamblers,
strange to say, think the commissioner
wanting in moral courage, and capa-
BILE Of being influenced so that he will
lend his aid to making the anti-gam-
bling law dead letter, while the re-
spectacle element, thoroughly acqualnt-
ed with Mr.. Hanthorn, knowing him to
be gentleman whose honor is unsul-
lied, and whose mere word once passed
is inviolable, have a strong and abiding
conviction that there is as little chance
of collusion between him and the gam
blers as there is of compact between
God and the devil. A scheme is now on
foot to bring influence to bear ON the
new official in the interest of the gam
bling dens, but 1t requires no prophet
to foretell that the attempt will be a
most lamentable failure.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25

Program Of entertainment at the
Methodist church Friday evening, May
26th.
Song, America. (Chorus)
Song, Battle Cry Of Freedom.
.................So Solo and Chorus
Nine views of scenes from American
History.
Song and Chorus, Columbia, the Gem
of the Ocean.
Recitation, "Sheridan's Ride.
..................M Miss Bessie Ross
Character representation of the spirit
of Decoration Day, by sixteen
young ladies.
Solo and Chorus, "Tenting Tonight on
the Old Camp Ground.
Recitation, Barbara Freitchie,"..
.................... Terry Mexican
Nine stereopticon views.
Solo and Chorus, Battle Hymn Of the
Republic"
Doors open at 1880 p. m. Entertain
ment at s. Everybody invited. Ad-
mission free. Basket collection taken
in the interests of the piano fund.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25
1t Should Be in Every House.

j. B. Wilson, 81 Clay street, ,Sharpsburg,
Pa, says he will not be without DIR.
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds; that 1t cured his wife
who was threatened with pneumonia after
an attack of la grippe, when various
other remedies and several physicians had
done her no good. Robert Barber, of
Cooksport, Pa, claims DR.. Kings New
Discovery has done him more good than
anything he ever used for lung trouble.
Nothing like it. Try it. Free trial bot
ties at Chas. Rogers drug store, success
sor to j. G. Dement,. Large bottles 50
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25

The lighthouse tender Columbine
will leave tomorrow for Alaska. She
will stop at Destruction Island and
make an inspection, after which she
will inspect the station at Cape Flat
terry. From the latter point the Col
umbine will proceed to Victoria, where
the pilot will be taken on board, and
on the 3lst inst, will leave for Depart
ure Bay to obtain a supply of coal.
From thence Alaskan waters will be
headed for. All aids to navigation will
be inspected and renovated where nee
easary, buoys and beacons will be
changed and replaced, and Captain
Richardson expects that with favorable
circumstances he will be back with his
trim little craft about July 1st. The
new wheel with which the Columbne
was supplied while at San Francisco,
has proved success. and without be-
ing 'opened up the steamer has made
l3 knots for an hours run.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that have
been appointed administrator Of the es-
tate Of Thomas Shay, deceased. All
persons indebted to said estate, are no
titled to pay the same to me, at the
office of Robb & Parker, at Astoria,
Oregon, forthwith; and all persons hav-
ing claims against said estate, are
hereby notified to present the same to
me, at the above place, within six
from the date hereof.
Il. L. PARKER,
Administrator Of the above estate.
Dated at Astoria, Oregon, this 18th
day of May, 1893
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25
LADIES' TEA

Is a pleasant drink, which will be
borne by the stomach without nau-
sea or gripping. 1t acts thoroughly on
the liver, kidneys and reproductive or
gans. A gentle physic, efficient diu-
retic, and is most useful in scant or
painful menstruation. 1t aids diges-
ton and reduces corpulency; clears the
complexion, rendering it fair and re-
storing the natural tone of the skin,
for 1t removes the bile, which by ac-
cumulatlon, produces the sallow, mud
dy complexion, peculiar to the con-
stipated Sold by all druggists.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25
ELECTRIC BITTERs.

This remedy is becoming so we'll known
and so popular as to need no special mem
tion. All who have used Electric Bltters
sing the same song of praise.-A purer
teed to do all that is claimed. Electric
Bitters will cure all diseases OF the liver
and kidneys, will remove pimple5, boils,
salt rheum and other affections caused
by Impure blood,-Will drive malaria
from the system ard prevent as well as
cure oil malarial feVers.-For cure of
headache, constipation and indigestion try
Electric Bitters-Entire satisfaction guar
anteed or money refunded. d.-Price soc. and
N.OO per bottle at Charles Rogers drug
store
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25

Two Oysterville boys named Clarke
and Wilson had n narrow escape from
death last week. They found a bottle
which they supposed contained whisky,
and In order to he up with the men of
tlIe day concluded to drink 1t. The
liquid turned out to be carbolic acid,
however, and II required the united eff
forts OF all the women in town who
protested to be familiar with the treat
ment necessary In such cases to get the
poison elected Emetlcs composed of
soapsuds. lobelia, mustard and hot wa
ter. tartar emetlc, ipecac, sulphate Of
copper sulphate of zinc, senega, and
compound syrup of squills or hive syr-
up, We're administered In turn. so 1t Is
stated, until finally the much-t to-be-de-
sired result was accomplished. The
boys have since signed the pledge for
life. and claim that their experience
leads them to believe that the Kelley
cure has been outdone
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25

on Tuesday afternoon two fishermen
named John ontero. and his boat pull
hr. Victor Allene, Were capsized In the
breakers near the jetty. They sue
ceeded In climbing on to the over
turned boat but were three times
washed OFF. Allene became exhausted,
disappeared beneath the waters. but
ontero succeeded in again regaining
his position. from which he was rescued
shortly afterward by the occupants of
another boat. The drowned man was a
native OF Finland. aged % years.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25
RncklOn,s lrnien Salre.

The best salve In the world for cuts
bruises, sores, plcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chiiblains
corns and all skin eruptions, and positive.
~ cures piles, or no pay required. II
Is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-
tion or money refunded. Price 25 cents
per box. For sale by Chas. Rogers, sue
cessor to j. G. Dement,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25

This book treats of the Mound-bulders; their
occupation, modes of life, religious systems,
tribal divisions and early migrations.
The work contains descriptions of the earth
works Of all classes. The classification OF the
mounds is made according to their uses,
whether as village residences, as defenses, as
religious structures, or as sacrifcial or burial
places.
The work contains many illustrations and
descriptions of. Mound-builders relics, es-
pecially pipes and pottery.
The valre of the book is that it contains a
comprehensive view of the whole field, and
gives information about the mounds and relies
OF all states and districts. 1t is one of a series
which is devoted to prehistoric America, and
perhaps would be regarded as the most inter
esting volume.
be sent TO the publishing house, l75 Wabash
avenue, Chicago, or to the author at Avon, Ill
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25

Local weather for the twenty-four
hours ending at s p. M, yesterday,
furnished by the u. s. Department of
Ariculture, weather bureau.
Maximum temperature, 54 degrees.
Minimum temperature, A degrees.
Precipitation, 10 inch.
Total precipitation from July 1st, 1892,
to date, S1.52 inches.
Excess of precipitation from July 1st.
1892 to date, 915 inches.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25
LOST TIME

Is money lost Time saved is money
saved, Time and money can oe saved
by using the Gail Borden EaSie Brand
Condensed Milk In your recipes for
Custards, Puddings and Sauces. Try
1t and be convinced, Grocers ami drug
Oic
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25
FUNERALS.

E. w. Kuykendall, the leading under
taker, having completed arrangements
to purchase goods direct from the fac
tories, regardless Of middle men, has
made great reduction in the cost Of
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25
YOU CAN HAVE A HOME IN HILLS FIRST ADDITION
For Thirty Days Only

make this offer. Less than one mile
from Astoria Box Factory on Columbia
river. Streets 75 and alleys 20 feet wide.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25

THE FORCED MORTGAGE SALE.
OF Herman Wises stock is now in full
blast. Everything sacrificed.
M. WISE. Mortgagee.
p. s. All persons indebted to Her
man Wise will please settle at once.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25
YOU SHOULD READ THIS.

The popularity Of the Union Pacific is
best determined by the superior service 1t
accords to the travelling public in main
tanning two daily through trains to
OMAHA st, Paul, Chicago and points east,
thoroughly equipped with all the. latest
appliances for the comfort and safety of
its patrons besides shortening the distance
materially with its fast trains. The pres
ent train schedule enables passengers to
reach st. Paul seven hours quicker and
Chicago twenty-four hours quicker.
Omaha and Kansas City and intermediate
points, forty hours quicker than any line
from the Pacific Northwest.
Patronize the Northern Pacific railroad
If you are going East. Low rates of fare,
through tickets, baggage checked to desti-
nation All purchasers of second class
tickets can stop over at Portland Rates
of fare same as from Portland.
II you have friends in Europe whose
passage you wish to prepay to Astoria,
call at the Northern Pacific office, steamer
Telephone dock, and make known your
wants. Reduced rates via all the lead
ing steamship lines.
All the patent medicines advertised in
this paper, together with the choicest
perfumery, and toilet articles ETC.. can.
be bought at the lowest prices at j. w.
Conns drug store opposite Occident hotel,
Astoria.
Handley e. Haas, $50 First street, Port
land, have on sale the Daily Astorian,
80 that visitors need not miss their
morning paper when they are here.
L. p. Fisher, newspaper advertising
agent q Merchants Exchange, San Fran
cisco, Is our authorized agent. This paper
is kept on file at his office.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25
Children Cry fur i'itohcr's CastOria

When 9aby = ~ sick, He gave her CastoriA.
When she was Child, she cried for CaStoria,
When she became Miss, she clune to Castoria,
When she had Children. Rhe gave them Cas.ort
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25
TopAY,s WEATHER.

Portland, May 2S-For Western and
northern part Of Eastern Washington,
occasional showers, followed by fair
and slightly warmer weather
For oregon and the southern portion
Eastern Washington, fair weather ex-
cept preceded by occasional showers in
the northwestern portion Of oregon.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25
SEOoND-oLAss SLEEPING CARS

Attached to express trains, affoIding superior
accommodations for second class PASSENGERS
For rates. tickets, sleeping ear reservations
etc., call upon or address E. r. ROC ERS, Assist
ant General Freight and Passenger Agent, Port.
and, Or.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25

L. p. Fisher, newspaper advertising
agent, 81 Merchants Exchange, San Fran
cisco, Is our authorized agent. This paper
is kept on file at his office.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25

Handley G. Haas, $50 First street, Port
land, have on sale the Daily Astorian,
so that visitors need not miss their
morning paper when they are here.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1893-05-25

PULLMAN BUFFET sLEEPERs
AND
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The Scenic Route Of the Pacific Coast.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1893-06-14

plo, con la agravante de que ell senior
Gascon entra de lleno en- ese cuadro,
pues no somos tan topos que vayamos
a imaginar que a el Sc le Sobraban los
distritos en- Ia Peninsula, que renun-
clio a ellos pre6riendo venir e,acasiHadc
a Puerto-Rico, por el aO1o, que siente
hacla esta TERRA, la que solo conoce
por el mapa
'Puerto-Rico 10 merece todo: Puer-
to Rico es digno de mejor suerte.
TEMPO es va de que Sc premie la
lealtad y el verdadero espanolismo." !"
Asl Sc explica el articulista pero
los electores del senor Gasc6n, los
incondicionales, replican este: que
Puerto-Rico 10 tjene todo; que la suer-
te de Puerto Rico es tan grande, que
causa envidia las rep1blicas aneri-
canas, y que el rerdadero espaHoHsDao,
reside en- ellos, que son aqul los pri-
vilegiados
Tales contradicciones entire ell di-
pntado y sus electores tendrian que
surgir, desde ell instante mismo en-
que ell senor Gasc6n llevase al Con-
greso ell criterio del periodista.
De ah1 el que dudemos mucho que
uno y otro logren ponerse de acuerdo.
En- Madrid-lo sabemos por expe-
riencia-se tiene la idea de que los
puerto -riquenos son muy inocentes,
y que con cuatro palabritas de efecto
dlchas en- un peri6dico Q en- el Con
greso, Sc asegura cualquier diputado
un distrito.
7 no les falta raz6n para opinar
de ese modo, porque hasta ahora4sese
sistema ha dado muy buenos resulta-
dos. Pero tempo es va de que no nos
dejemos embaucar con palabras va
mas, y qre juzguemos los hombres
por sus hechos, no por su fraseologia.
MARIANA ABRIL.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1893-06-14

habia contribufdo con su informe medco-
legal. En- la mente del doctor Duchatel,
Maxine GU pable.
Recordaba ahora los principles del proce-
dlmlento, y movIa triStemente la cabeza,
pensando en- todas las deducciones que uu
juez habia podido sacar en- favor de la acu-
saci6n.
Ell doctor no conocfa al senor Pernelip
mas que por las relaciones oGciales que t.
MA necesariamente con 81, y apenas 10 hab
vlsto tres cuatro veces, porque el magi
trado acababa de llegar Paris no podia,
pues, conocer el caracter de aquel hombre,
eerca del cual Sc proponia dar tan importan-
te paso.
lgnoraba que clase de persona era esta
contra Ia cual tendria probabemente que
iuchar; de todas maneras, la tarsa no era
facll- A la di6cultad casi insuperabe dc
arrancar un acusado de las manos de un
Juez, uniase la ignorancia mas completa de
los medios serios que debiera empear para
salir victorioso en- la lucha.
FL doctor Duchatel caminaba i ciegas,
pero tai era amistad hacia Alicia ell se-
nor de Longpre, que no vacilaba; CONT
nno su camlno. A veces, una debil espe-
rama brotaba en- la mente del bueno del
doctor tai vez Sc encontraria en- el procedi-
mIento un indico capaz de demostrar clara
mente la falsedad de Ia acusacion. Pero
esto no era mas que una esperanza quimeri-
"a, Ia cual no podia ser tenida en- cuenta en-
Il plan de eombate del senor Duchatel.
Absorto en- estos tristes pensamientos
lego al Palacio de Justicia. Va era de no
he; una esPesa Eiebla surgia del Sens en-
el Palacio como un sudario. FL
'enor Duchatel no pudo menos De estreme-
,erae, al considerar el cuadrO de Pont-aA-
thsnge.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1893-06-14

n I 7 O

Cerca del Parque Monceau existe
una preciosa casita, que parece es-
conderse tras de una agrupacion de
clematidas, y donde habita una en-
cantadora viuda de ventidos abriIes,
llarnada la condesa de Viry.
La condesa tenfa un constante
companero, un deIicado perrito lanu-
do, muy blanco, al cual Sc lie DADA
por 1nico alimento un terror de azn-
car por la manana y un bizcocho por
la noche. FL animal Sc llamaba Nit0.
Fran las cuatro de Ia tarde Lui-
sa estaba Ell su jard1n paseando por
entire los rosales, y deteniendosc de
cuando en- cuando para aspirar el
perfume de un bottom recien alberto.
Mo segula jugueteando a su anna,
dando ladridos de contento. A We
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1893-06-14
La catalepsia no debe durar.

La catalepsia no debe durar.
I'm las alturas Y en- las vegas de
Coamo hay gente bravo. que Sc rebe-
la contra la coyunda.
NosotIos conocemos la comarca
palmo a pallno y sabemos donde
allentan los corazones irreductibles.
Los que no pactan con su adver-
sario.
Los que no transigen con su opre-
sor.
Los que no consienten el imperio
lie la ilegalidad.
4 ellos toca la protesta.
Don Policarpo de Echevarrfa no
es elegible.
No puede fgurar en- Ell ayunta-
miento.
No debe tomar possession del cargo
de concejal.
Entablese Ia reclamation.
Despleguese hasta el postrer re-
curse.
Rechacese con impetu esa YER
gjienza.
Y 81 NADIA Sc consigpiese-que Sc
conseguira-quedar1a la conviction
de que el derecho y ell honor habian
tenido defensores.
lis 10 menos que exige a los libe-
rales ell respeto que deben a su nom
bre y al nombre de la patri4
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1893-06-14

-Salvaremos Maximo; tenga usted con
hanza en- mi.
Nina esper6 algunos intantes despues que
ell joven Sc hubo marchado; luego, entrando
en- caarto, cogio algunos papeles de su
secreter, y, poniendose sombrero y echan-
dose un abrigo sobre los hombros, saho de
la casa, despu6s de haber dado algunas or
denes su criada.
Una bora mas tarde, deteniase un coche
la puerta de la casa de Nina, Sc apeaba
de el Alicia de Longpre, la cual iba a pre-
guntar su amiga el nombre Eel juez de
instruction.
Alicia llam6 febrilmente
La sonora ha salido hace una hora -di-
10 la criada
-Esta bien, Ia esperals.
II Ay senorita tendria que esperar US
ted mucho, porque 30 volvera hasta ma
mana.
II Hasta manana =
u No le ha dcho listed NADIA para mi
NADIA.
-Esta blen. manana volvere.
Alicia monte de nuevo en- ell coche Sc
volvi6 al hotel. Esto era un contratiempo
que retrasaba algunas horas sus proyectos
relatives 4 salvar Maxine en- circuns-
tancias tan graves, las horas valian siglos.