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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10


A janitor in a blue shirt was cleaning
the windows of bank at Broadway and
Park place the other day after Office
hours, when a tramp came along, who
after eying him few moments Will
envy, yelled to him;
Hello, there, You chap in the bank
can't you throw a fellow out a little
money! Pm clean broke, and almost
anything would be welcome"
The janitor went on cleaning the win.
dows. He heard what the tramp said
but wouldn't admit it.
The tramp paused a few moments and
then yelled: "Come, now, don't be hog
There must be million dollars in there
and all you've got to do is to chuck q
bundle of it out. Are you going to dc
1t or aren't your"
Still no response.
The tramp began 10 chafe under the
CALLING hauteur with which he was be
ing treated
"If you don't give me some of that
money, I'll start a report that the bank.
In trouble" he yelled. "If ever there
was first rate hog, it's you"
After 10 minutes had elapsed and nC
one had taken the least notice of the
tramp he began to walk slowly away
As he reached the gutter he turned
round, shook his fist at the window clean
er and muttered.
"When the commune Is declared, any
one who wants money will only have t
walk into bank and ask for it. I'll bt
there, my beauty, when the day comes
and I'll point you out to the fellow citi
zens as an insolent and bloated syInbo
Of wealth. You just wait, my friend
till the call to arms is sounded, and
youn find me right ON the spot ready tC
tell what know about the enemies OF
the proletariat. New York Herald.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10
USE DA MAS sARSAPARIILA, ITS "rHt
KIND THAT CURES"

Bad complecxion indicates an unhealthy
state OF the system, DeWiu's Lutte Early
Rlsers are pills that will correct this condi
tion. They act on the liver, they act on
the stomach, they act on the bowels L
ID. Thomas, Druggist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

When the Rocks and Stones We're Fizzing.
When NJ. de Saussure, the eminent
Swiss naturalist, was upon one Of the
high mountains of Mexico he found
himself in the very midst Of a thunder
cloud. Every ridge of rock and all the
angles Of the loose stones were azzing,
and the Indians who had accompanied
him ran screaming and bowling down
the mountain, their long hair standing
erect upon their heads.-Youth's Com
panion.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

The breaking up Of the winner is th'
signal for the breaking up of the system
Nature is opening up the pores and throw
ing OFF refuse. DeWitt's Sarsaparilla is OF
unqneslionable assistance In this oper
alton. Thomas, Druggist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10
Subscribe for the ADVOCATE.


J.B. Wilson. 81 Clay ST., sharpsburg,
Pa, says he will not be without Dr. King
New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs
aud Colds, that lt cured his wife who was
threatened with Pneumonia after an at
tack Of la Grippe" when various other
remedies and several physicians had done
her no good. Robert CARRIER, of Cooks
port, Pa, claims DIR. Kings New Discoy
cry has done him more good than ANYTHING
he ever used for Lung Trouble. Nolhing
like IL. Free Trial Bottles at Reber's Drug
Store, Lehiehtou, aui Biery's Drug Store,
Weissporl. Marge bottles, 5Oc and fl.OI.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

The best salye In the world for Cuts, Bruises
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter
Chapped Hands, Chilblalns COrnes, and all Skin
EruptiOns, and positively cures Piles. or no pay
required. IL Is guaranteed 10 give perfect sails
faction, or money refunded Price % cents per
box. For sale 10y Beber Lehightoni and Biep
WeisspOrt.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

Customer (at the fruiterers) Lot me
have half dollars worth Of your incest
strawberries.
Doalar-Yel, sir. Wll you take Il
homs with Eeai-- oa.eagg Record
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

and how to deal with them, and other val
liable medical information, will be found
in DIR. Kaufmann's great Medical Work
elegant colOred plates. Send three 2-cent
stgmps to pay postage 10 A. p. Ordway Il
Co., Boston, Mass. and receive a copy free.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

The wind from the North blows sharI
and keen, and bad effects Of colds are seen
One Minute Cough Cure so safe and sure
will quickly perform a yonderous cure. 4
ID fphomas
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

The following item, clipped from u I
Madison Iowal Democrat, contains 10
nation well worth rememberingi
John Roth, OF this city, who met with
accident a few days ago, spraining ana
hruisiug his leg and arm quite severely
aas cured by one 90 cent bottle OF Cnam
berlaip's Pain Balm This remedy. Is
without an equal for spraius and brnise
and should have a place in every housa p
hold For sale by Hery Weissp Et nc
Reher Lehightou.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

The motto "E Pluribus Unump wa.
taken fioin the title page Of The Gentle
mans Magazine, at the time of the Revo
luton having a large circulation in the
cD1pui,g
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

1t is truth in medicine the sma, lest dose
that performs cure is the best. DeWilts
Little Early RseTs are the smallest pills,
will perform the cule, aud are the best.
Thomas, Druggist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10
USE DANA'S SARSAPARILLA, ITS
"rHE KIND THAT CURES"
In Japan women work stevedores.

The most intelligent people of our com
munity recognize in DeWitrs Little Early
Risers pills of unequaled merit for dyspepsia
headache and cons tipatiOn. Very small,
perfect in action. Thomas, Druggist
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

Talking with a celebrity ON feminine
costume day or two ago Tightly touched
the mooted point-crinoline-and asked
the mastery opinion on the subject,
"Crinoline," replied the young man, "as
we employ it, is not likely to detract
from feminine grace or loveliness. On
the contrary, all desire is to give con
sistent appearance to the materials en-
ployed, and for that purpose some con-
venient and as light as possible material
has had to be adopted. Alpaca woven
with horsehair is about the least weighty
lining going and accordingly is more in
demand than any other. 1t is also prob
able that later on strips of aluminium
will be used to rigidly maintain the hens
of skirts in funnel shape. Stiff muslin
sewn with narrow lines of straw is forth
coming from several manufacturers, but
it is exceedingly heavy and inoonvenient
and in consequence have not given il
house room. London Telegraph.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

Piles of people have piles, but De Wits
Witch HALE Salye will cure them. 7, d
Thomas
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

There will be serious trouble 1t youdon {
overcome these dyspeptic symptoms.
Hoods Sarsapahlla is tue medicine lon
want
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

Idle men do not think; they only
dream.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

A dash of saltpetre in the water
keeps cut flowers fresh.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

1t scares man who has done wrong
to be told that he has an expressive
face.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

Forest fires in this country destroy
every year $4,000 worth of timber.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

A 6s year-sld resident of Leaven-
worth, Kansas, is cutting a new tooth
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

Base ball is one business which can't
flourish without strikes.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

Make your mistakes all teach you
something.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

A philosophic observer processes to
have noted touch of selfshness In cler-
gymen when travelling and that, too
without regard to denomination. He
finds explanation for this in the fact
that clergymen, like women, are accus.
toned to be treated with special consid.
Grafton and so acquire the habit Of ex
acting courtesies usually yielded as g
mark of respect to the cloth.-New YorE
Ct.p
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10

Too many folks are fine talk aud bad
walk.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1893-06-10
PRIVATE SALE.

The undersigned offers at Private sale
the following articles
One Blake Stone Crusher, 100 Ton
Capacity.
One lG H. =. Engine and Boiler.
A vauety.of Plows aud Tools suitable
for Road making. Apply TO
W. II. REBER, Harrity, Pa.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-08-03
The How Of Ir.

How poo, h W rich. how AFFECT, how august,
how com, Heated how wonderful, il man. and it
might be added, how more So" is woman. With
her peculiarly delica and intense organization
she : the surerlatre degree of man, Even in
diseases she oxcsls him. having many that he has
no. 'he has. however. found out grand RENE
dial agent for the cure of her diseases in DR..
Pierce's Favsrits Prescription - medicine
suited to her noture nade for the express cure of
those diseases which affect her IT is esp. cially
effective in all weaknesses incidental TO mother
hood, while 1t is also potent restorative toaic
for the feeble aud debilitated generally.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-08-03
Investigating the Brain.

When l was a student of medicine, 80
years ago, the brain was regarded as single
organ, and its various functions were not
thought to have especial localized centers of
action. When the brain acted it was thought
that the whole of it acted, Just as the
liver or the stomach acts as whole Now
we know that instead of the brain being a
unit, it is really a very complex organ. Be
sides the portions concerned in sight, SMELL
thought, etc, we have four adjacent por-
lions which are concerned in motion One
produces motion of the face; another, mo-
ton of the arm; third, motion of the leg,
and the fourth, motion of the trunk
How, it may be asked, have these facts
been determined, Has it not been by OBJ
serving the effects of injuries and diseases
in man? To a small extent, yes But very.
very rarely does disease or injury involve
only one of these very limited regions of
the brain, and the moment two or more of
them are involved our differences become
confused and misleading. As matter of
fact which cannot be gainsaid, nine-tenths
Of our knowledge has been derived from
exact experiment upon animals, and in this
way: \ monkey is etherized, a certain area
of its brain is exposed, and an electrical
current is applied. This stimulation of
most portions of the brain is followed by
no motion in any part Of the body. These
parts of the brain, therefore, have nothing
to do with motion but are the centers for
general sensation (touch), or for certain
special senses, as sight, herring, ETC., or for
mental processes. But in one definite re-
gion of the brain called the motor area"
the moment the brain is stimulated by the
electrical current motion is produced
Harper's
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-08-03
Lrus alrrs E1osnsnce IN a ehtnouss

Mr.. and Mrs. Loren Prescott are
keepers of the Gov. Lighthouse at
Sand Beach. Mich. and are blessed
with daughter, four years old. Last
April she was taken down with
measles, followed with dreadful
cough and turning into fever.
Doctors at home and at Detroit treat
ed her, but in vain, she grew worse
rapidly, until she was a mere ''hand-
full o. bones. Then she tried DR..
Kings New Discovery and after the
use of two and half bottles, was
completely cured, They say DR..
Kings New Discovery is worth its
weight in gold. yet you may try a
bottle free at Hartz & Ullemeyer's.
STRENGTH AND HEALTH.
If YOU are not feeling strong and
healthy, try Electric Bitters. If LA
Grippe" has left YOU weak and weary,
use Electric Bitters. This remedy
acts directly en- liver, stomach and
kidneys, gently aiding these organs
to perform their functions. If you
are afflicted with sick headache, you
will find speedy and permanent re-
lief by taking Electric Bitters. One
trial will convince you that this is
the remedy you need. Large bottles
only soc, at Hartz & Ullemever's.
BUCKLENs ARNICA sALvE.
The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum-
Fever sores, letter, chapped hands,
chilblains, corns, and all skin erup,
tons, and posi- lively cures piles or
nc pay required. 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price IS cents per box.
For sale by Hartz & Ullemever
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-08-03
Here's to That Girls Health.

A girl in a Maine village who made her
home with her aunt was often disturbed
by evidence of the old lady's indifference to
everything but the welfare of her own ma
terial possessions. One day in going down
cellar for some butter she tripped and fell
heavily quite distance. The maiden aunt
rushed to the door, and peering down into
the darkness called out sharply:
Dye break the dish"
Nor thundered back the niece, for once
thoroughly aroused, NO! but will!' and
she shivered it with hearty good will
against the cellar wall
1t is believed that the old lady was so
shocked by this dramatic exhibition of NAL
ice that she took her bed and kept it for a
week.-Lewiston Journal.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-08-03
Great Rock Island Route
TO THE EAST.

Best Dining Car Service in the World.
The Rock Island is foremost in
adopting any advantage calculated
60 improve speed and give that lux
ury, safety and comfort that popular
patronage demands. Its equipment
S thoroughly complete with vesti-
Duled trains, magnificent dining
ears, sleepers and chair coaches, all
abe most elegant, and OF recently i'm
proved patterns.
Faithful and capable management
and polite, honest service from en-
ployes are important items. They
are double duty-to the company
and to travelers-and it is sometimes
task difficult of accomplishment
Passengers on this line will find little
cause for complaint on that ground.
REMEMBER
The Great Rock Island Route runs all
regular trains to Englewood subur-
~ station, close to Worlds Fair
s.oInds, and you can save time and
trouble by getting off ut that point
md avoid the crowd in the city.
For full particulars as to tickets,
maps, rates, apply to any coupon
ticket Office in the United States,
Ga. ada or Mexico, or address:
JNO. SEBASTIAN,
Gen1 Tkt. & Pass. Agt., Chicago, Ill.
L. ST JOHN, Genl Mgr. Chicago Ill.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-08-03
Light More Lives to Live.

'Hapgood," remarked George w. Best
the other afternoon as he entered his office
after luncheon, you know that song about
how the cat came back"
The amateur photographer, somewhat
bewildered at the question, answered that
he thought lie had heard it, and Mr.. Best
continued, We'll. just heard of tabby
which discounts the cat of the song
How so?''
why, they tried to drown tabby in big
tub of water last night. Tied a brick &c
her neck, threw her in and this morning
well, they found tabby had swallowed all
the water and was sitting on the brick tc
keep her feet dry.''-New York World.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-08-03
Looking For a Barber Shop.

Signor Leoncavallo. the composer of the
opera "Pagliacci," once visited England
when he was a struggling music master
eight or nine years ago and tells an anus
ing story of the results of his ignorance of
the English language. Being DESTROYS of
getting shaved and falling to discover a
BARRIERS shop he entered house bearing
the legend ITO Let" which he read as
Toilet London Bits.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-08-03
Better Late Than Never,

Don't put off until tomorrow what
can and should be done today" is
wise. If you have never used Sozo-
don't for your teeth, make Decline
for the druggist and get bottle and
begin to use it at once. Verb.
sap"
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-08-03

When Saby was sick, we gave Castoria.
When She was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-08-03
WOODS PHOSPHO0lNE,
THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY.

Promptly and perms.
Iently cures all forms oil
Nervous Weakness, Ennis.
fions, Spermatorrhea, I'm.
potency and all effects OF
abuse or excuses; beer
prescribed over IS year,
in thousands Of cases; is
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1893-08-03

Be1Ore ana -dIteT. est medicine known; ask
druggists for WOODS IosPHoDISE: If he offers
some worthless medicine in place of this, leave
his dishonest store. enclose price in letter anc
we Will send You by return mail. Price one package
81; six, IS; one viii please, six will cure; pam
phlet in plain sealed envelope, stamps; address
WOOD CHEMICAL CO.,
l3i Woodward avenue, Detrsit Mich.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1893-10-12
wanted the Blasting Threads Pulled

Eating corn from the cob may not be
the most graceful or dignified mode of
enjoying the vegetable, but it is meth
cd much affected throughout the coun-
try.
Observing a young lady attacking an
ear in this way recently, a Brooklyn man
was bold enough to make the remark,
"You like your corn unshaven, do you,
Miss Blank?'
"Unshaven, did You say?' replied the
miss, whose teeth had just become en-
tangled in some corn silk. ST wasn't
thinking of the whiskers, but when you
spoke was wishing that they'd pull tie
basting threads the next time they serve
it.n-New York Herald.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1893-10-12
SANITARY RIOTS.
An Attempt to Enforce Cleanliness at
Hamburg Results In Loss OF
Life.
a Health officer and a Policeman
Pounded to Death by the Angry
Mob.
Company OF Troops Necessary Be.
fore the Crowd Could Be Dis.
persed.

HAMBURG, Oct 11.-Another fatal
riot occurred in ST. Paul., suburb of
this city. growing out Of the attempt of
the sanitary officers to enforce the reg
slations for the prevention of the
spread Of cholera. AS in the previous
riot, when a policeman was brutally
Kicked and stamped to death, the scene
ct the trouble was in one of the dis
6iets of the village inhabited entirely
by the poor and ignorant classes. When
the sanitary officers, accompanied by
police, attempted to put extraordinary
regulations in force, trouble at once re-
suited. The mob made descent in
force upon the police, stoning them
and using clubs. The policemen were
unable to quell the rioting. In fact,
they could make no attempt to do SO,
being compelled to fight desperately to
protect themselves from
The Fury Of the Rioters.
While some Of the mob thus engaged
the police others devoted themselves to
o furious onslaught upon the sanitary
officers One of the latter was captured
b the mob His comrades could make
no attempt to rescue him, as they had
all they could do to defend themselves.
The officer In the hands of the
mob was struck on the head with a
large stone and knocked to the ground
Then the mob jumped on him and
kicked him about the head and body
until life was extinct. In the mean
time the crowd had succeeded in
knocking down q policeman, and he,
too, soon met with death, and the riot
ers, with fendish delight, kicked his
face until it was pulp. The fight was
waging desperately with the odds in
favor Of the mob, when a detachment
of troops, who had been hastily des-
patched to the scene. arrived. The
ef6cer in command of the troops
ordered the mob to dispense, but they
paid no attention to the command and
continued their attack upon the police
men and sanitary officers. An order
was given for the troops to
TX baypnets. and when the gleam-
ing steel blades were fastened TO
the muzzles of the rifles the
soldiers were ordered to charge the mob.
With bayopets lowered they moved
forward on the double quick, and the
rioters, seeing the bristling wall of steel
advancing upon them, dispersed in
short order.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1893-10-12
Use Pure Water Freely.

Unhygienic habits report themselves
Enthusiastically in the skin both in color
and odor. To health and beauty it is
essential that one should use pure water
(rain water is best) frequently and free
ly and follow its use with brisk friction
all over the body with a piece of coarse
flannel, which is wonderful aid to a
soft and glowing skin, as it stimulates
healthful circulation. Sun and air baths
are necessary to the proper nutritive
functions of the skin, and daily atten-
ton to the promptings of nature is inn
perative to save it from becoming We
hicle for offensive exhalation. Care will
do much to put off the evil day of wrin-
kles and decay.-Ezchange.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1893-10-12
She Did Not Drop.

,"DeliaI'
eyes, ma'am."
II am very tired, and am going to lie
down for an hour"
eyes, ma'am.'
''If / should happen to drop off, call
me OF o'clock"
''Yes, ma'am."
So my lady lies down, folds her hands,
closes her eyes and is soon in the land OF
dreams. She is awakened by the clock
striking and calls indignantly:
"Deliai"
eyes, ma'ana."
"Why didn't you cali me at o'clock
as / orderea?"
''Shure, Ina'aln, yetould NE to call We
if We dropped OF. looked in ON We at 3,
and We hadn't dropped off at ALL Ye
was lyin on the bed in the same place,
sound asleep!''-Good Housekeeping.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1893-10-12
Such n Proposition,

A certain philanthropic woman has
proposed the establishment of mar
riage service" classes for coaching mat
rimonial aspirants in their prospective
duties and obligations. One critic says
that this would wipe out the iasI cling
ing vestige of romance in marriage.
Imagine Edwin" says he, whispering
tenderly in the moonlight to Angelina,
DO 1 understand that you have passed
with honors in the marriage service
exam? and Angelina responding, with
modest pride, Yes, Edwin, with dis
tinction in n,odesty, pastry and milk
puddings,' and the delightful rejoinder
from Edwin: 'Modesty, pastry and milk
puddingsl Angelina, be miner'-New
York SIM
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1893-10-12
Ants With Human Habits.

1t has now been ascertained beyond a
doubt that there are ants which not only
have regular military organizations, but
that they wage systematic warfare, keep
slaves and carry on agricultural pursuits.
Nineteen species with these habits have
so far been discovered. Among the
slaveholding ants there are individuals
which act as overseers and second class
which work a part of the time-only.-St.
LouiS Renublic
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1893-10-12
They Make Auroras to Order.

Artificial miniature auroras of the
borealis variety have been produced by
both De la Rive, the French savant, and
Lenstrom, the Swedish astronomer. In
Professor Lenstrom's experiments,
which were made in Finland, the peak of
a high mountain was surrounded with a
coil of wire, pointed at intervals with
tin nibs. The wire was en- charged
with electricity, whereupon a brilliant
aurora appeared above the mountain, in
which spectroscopic analysis revealed
the greenish yellow rays so character
istic in natures display of northern
lights. Louis Republic.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1893-10-12
Aid For MelIO.

New YORK, Oct 1.-THE Herald's
correspondent in Buenos Ayres tele-
graphs that an expedition of sym
pathizers with Admiral Mello in his
struggle against President Peixoto set
out from that city for Rio. DR.. Baros
Caesell organized the band. They
sailed on tie Portuguese steamer
Cidade do Porto. A considerable guam
tity of munitions of war and provisions
was taken along.