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Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23
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Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23
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Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1893-02-23

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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
Reserved For Royal Smokers.

In the Abajo valley is = small, low piece
of country, about five miles from Havana,
capable OF producing tobacco enough to
make 30, coo cigars annually, or about one
quarter of the number smoked every six
months in Washington. Without question,
the tobacco is the finest grown. The result
is the kings and noblemen of England,
Russia, Germany, France and other Euro
pean countries gobble them up. Every sim
gle cigar made of Nuelta Abajo tobacco is
sold to them at prices ranging from $50 to
$50 a hundred.
Americans would never pay that price,
especially when the $50 to $50 hundred
does not include the tariff, which would
make the poorest quality of these cigars
sell at AZ cents apiece, wholesale. These
cigars are bought and paid for, too, by the
way, long before the crop is ever harvested.
Manufacturers, with that remarkable cool
ness with which some men are endowed.
proceed to call all qualities and kinds of
Cuban cigars Havana and Vuelta Abajo,
when half of them never saw a cigar of
that Washington News.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
LATEST FOREIGN NE VS..

1t is denied that Admiral Mello
has proclaimed in favor of Prince
Pedro as Emperor Of Brazil.
European diplomatists consider
the peace Of Europe will always be
in danger so long as the plans of
England in regard to the coast of
Africa are not known.
y BLeoMINGToN (Ill.), Nov. 49,
Miss Francis Ewing, daughter of
Hon. James Stevenson Ewing,
United States Minister at Brussels,
Belgium, will be married Christmas
in Baltimore to B. B. Beecher of
Memphis, Tenn.
The scarcity of business at the
Krupp Works at Essen was never
so great as now. Hands at the
famous gun-works are being dis
missed in all departments and
there seems to be no prospect OF
any revival of business.
PHILADELPHIA (Pa.), November
49, A general strike has been
ordered on the entire system
of the Lehigh Valley Railroad at
10 o'clock tonight. The men
claim that the cause of the trouble
is due to a refusal to recognize their
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Voor-
hees of the head is experienced in
iFhandl mg big strikes.
hLGeneral Fitzhugh Lee wants to
re United States Senator from Vir-
ginia. Messrs. Daniel and Hun
toon, present incumbents, desire to
stay there. There is promise of a
lively contest.
The refusal of the Senate to con-
firm the nomination of Mr.. Horn
blower for Associate Justice of the
Supreme Court is attributed main
ly to the opposition of Judge Field.
President Cleveland did his best
to help his party in the late cleo
ton contests. He kept the people
from getting a peep at that Ha-
waiian report of Mr.. Gresham's
until the ballots were all in. This
prevented it from being a unani-
nous thing IN Ohio.
WASHINGTON, Nov. 20. - Presi-
dent Barrios of Guatemala has
published a decree which is in
effect a proclamation for the eman-
cipation of the laboring classes
from slavery.
WASHINGTON, Nov. 20.-Accord-
ing to a decision by the Supreme
Court today the Great Lakes are
high seas. The decision was made
in a suit under the Act of Con-
gress for the punishment of often
ders on the high seas. Gray and
Brown dissented.
PARIS, Nov. 2O.-The oldest son
of Count d'Eu, Prince Pedro, who
is said to have been proclaimed
Emperor of Brazil by Admiral
Mello, has started for st. Nazaire,
seaport near Nantes, where, it is
stated, he will start for Brazil, &C
companied by a suite of twenty
persons.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29

1t is said that Governor Boies, of
Iowa, will run for Congress.
The breach of promise suit
against Russell Sage has been dis
missed.
Already Ohio is bespeaking the
next Republican convention for
Cincinnati.
The Boston Supreme Court has
decided that an attachment by
telephone is not legal.
Two of the three charges against
Cornelius Herr have been can
celled. The remaining one will not
suffice to secure his extradition.
The Diocesan Conference of
Truro concludes that great harm
has been done to the cause of pur-
ity by the reception of lola in
London.
Henry Labouchere denounces
the war in Matabeleland as "whole-
sale murder"
Italy can borrow from the Ger
mans all the money needed to
keep her army up to the Triple
Alliance standard.
King Oscar of Sweden has decor
ated Nine. Melba, the opera singer,
with the gold medal for art and
science.
Two hundred and fifty people
killed; so missing, 400 wounded
and $2,5OO,OO0 loss, is the latest
estimate of the disaster at Santan-
der, Spain.
Harry Nickless and Dick Burge
have signed articles to fight for
$1,000 and the 14O-pound cham
pionship of England on January
22d.
The Plenary Committee on Or
ganization of the Paris Worlds
Fair of 1900 has confirmed the
subcommittee selection of the
site.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
The Hottest Spot on Earth.

The hottest region on the earth's surface
is on the southwestern coast OF Persia, on
the border of the Persian gulf, Judging by
the following from an exchange:
For 40 consecutive days in the months
of July and August the mercury has
been known to stand above 100 degrees in
the shade night and day, and to run up
as high as 1870 degrees in the middle OF the
afternoon. At Bahrein, in the center of the
most tOrrid part of this most torrld belt, as
though it were natures intention to make
the place as unbearable as possible, water
from wells is something unknown. Great
shafts have been sunk to depth of 100, 200,
300 and even 800 feet, but always with the
same result no water. This serious draw
back Notwithstanding, a comparatively
numerous population contrives to live
there, thanks to copious springs which
burst forth from the bottom of the gulf
more than a mile from the shore.
THE water from these springs is OBJ
tanned in most curious and novel man
ner. 'Machadores,' whose sole occupation
is that of furnishing the people of Bahrein
with the life giving fluid, repair to that
portion of the gulf where the springs are
situated and bring away with them hun
dreds of skin bags full of the water each
day. The water of the gulf where the
springs burst forth is nearly 200 feet deep,
but these 'machadores' divers manage
to fill their goatskin sacks by diving to the
bottom and holding the mouths of the
bags over the fountain jets; this, too, with
out allowing the salt water of the gulf to
mix with it, The source of these subma-
rine fountains is thought to be in the hills
of Osmond, 400 or 500 miles away. Being
situated at the bottom of the gulf, it is a
mystery how they were ever discovered,
but the fact remains that they have been
known since the dawn of history"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
"Sub ,criptiOnS Are Not Due
In Advance

Says the enthusiastic GU
supporter of newspapers, who
may suppose that daily
journal owes each issue to the
amount it collects for the edi-
ton at two cents copy.
The price at which the daily
newspapers in Honolulu are
furnished the reading public is
lower than any city in the
United States, comparative
to the possible number of
patrons.
1t seems expedient to ex-
plain that the terms on which
a paper is left at your door is
not two cents a copy, and
wait a month to get fifty cents,
nor can a daily newspaper af-
ford to sell at two cents a
copy even II every person call
ed for it each day, at the same
time paying for it.
But to insure the public that
an account of occurrences of
interest will be furnished
every day, the DAILY Pacific
COMMERCIAL ADVERTISER will
continue to solicit patronage
at FIFTY CENTS A MONTH IN
ADVANCE.
Whenever there is news to
be had, the Advertiser leads,
and spares no pains in placing
all matters Of Importance be-
fore it's regular subscribers,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
Cast Its Shadow Before.

In one of Hawthorne's eerie tales, sug-
gested, as he tells us, by fact, the shadow
of a terrible event is cast before through
the medium of picture.
\ painter while taking the portraits of
a bridal pair was moved by some mysteri-
Gus impulse to make a sketch for his own
keeping, representing the bridegroom, with
q look Of frenzy in his face, in the act of
pIunging a knife into the bosom of his ter
rifed bride.
Time passed, and the painter revisiting
their home beheld the i'll fated young man,
with the very look and attitude he had por-
trayed. about to fulfill the pictured crime
and was only just in time to stay his hand.
London Tit-Bits.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29

The steamer w. G.. Hall brought
yesterday afternoon the remains OF
the late John F. GilfIlan, an old
resident of this city, and chief en-
gineer of the Naalehu plantation,
Kau, Hawaii, during the past two
years.
Last Thursday morning at 4
o'clock while working on the boiler
he slipped and fell on to the con-
crete floor below, height of nearly
eleven feet. On falling the back of
his neck struck an iron bucket
seriously injuring it, also his spinal
column. He called for aid, and
the night Waterman, who was in
different part of the mill, responded
to his call. Burke, ran to Gilfllan's
house to notify Mrs. Gilfillan and
his son of the sad accident. DR..
Capron, the district physician soon
arrived on the spot, and did all in
his power for the injured man.
Gilfillan fingered until 9.15 o'clock
last Saturday morning, Nov. 25th,
when he quitely passed away.
When it was generally known
that Gilfillan was dead, people
came from far and near to extend
their sympathy to the bereaved
family. One gentleman rode TWEEN
ty-four miles in order to place a
garland made by his own hands
over the coffin of his deceased
comrade.
At 4 o'clock last Monday morn
ing, the body was removed from
his house to be taken on board the
Hall. Almost everybody in the
district, the plantation hands as
well, joined in the long procession
toward the beach.
A SKETCH OF HIS LIFE.
John Forrest Gilfllan was born
in Scotland ON January %, 1880,
consequently he was Sc years and
9 months of age at the time Of his
death. When a boy he went to the
United States and located in Phila-
uOlphld, WASIO Ao ISLldllISu III
some time. John Mott of this city
was a fellow-passenger with him
from New York to San Francisco.
While in San Francisco his son
John died. Gilfllan was one of
the oldest members of Occidental
Lodge, No. %, F. & A. NJ, of San
Francisco.
About twenty years ago he came
to these islands to work in the Ho-
nolulu Iron Works. When Web
ster died he succeeded him as fore
man, resigning that position TIVE
years ago to accept more lucrative
one as engineer at the Naalehu
plantation, Kau, Hawaii. He leaves
a wife and two sons-Archibald
and James-to mourn his loss.
The funeral will take place from
st. Andrews Cathedral at 80
o'clock this afternoon, the deceased
having been one of the sidesmen
of the second congregation. Rev.
Alexander Macintosh will con-
duct the services.
The remains will be temporarily
inferred in the Nuuanu cemetery
until next year, when they will be
taken to San Francisco for final
hurial
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
TEIORPS'
CORPSE.
Bees and Birds Court Society.

Bees and birds court the society of man
that is, they seek the locality where fields
and gardens abound, for they fare better
when human industry EFFORTS from the soil
the products upon which they subsist.
A Maine bee culturist says it is the rarest
thing in the world to find bees away from
the settlements or from openings where
flowers grow 1t is in the small patches of
forest they are oftenest found and generally
not far from the edge of the woods. 1t is
the same with birds. There are no song
birds in the northern Maine wilderness and
scarcely anything that can be called bird
life Birds cluster around towns and vii
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
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AROuT LEATHER.
Fancy feathers Include the skins OF Mon
keys. Snakes, Fish, Birds, Etc

Fancy Leathers Include the skins of Mon
keys. Snakes, Fish, Birds, Etc
Very few people have any idea OF the
number Of different animals that contrib
ute their skins for the adornment OF pocket
books, purses, etc, and make up the large
number of odds and ends which people IND
so useful. Following are some items on the
subject from The Trunk and Leather Re
view:
Monkeys, pigs. goats, snakes, LZaTuS, Al
Hgators. sheep calves, fish, seals and even
birds all contribute. The one thing OF i'm
portance in leather for fancy leather goods
Is the grain, which influences the price 10
very great extent The number and Va
riety of grains are large, and the different
feathers are classified when received ac-
cording to the size OF the grain under these
several headings-fish, morocco, GrosgraIn,
levant, turkey, monkey, pig and seal
These grains are all different sizes, the
monkey being the largest, although the
pig and seal are very pronounced.
The fish grain is the smallest or all Be
sides these feathers there are a great many
limitations made.
The most expensive leather sells from
500 to $40 per dozen skins. This Is the
genuine Russian leather, which has OF late
emporarily lost popularity. 1t Is IN gros-
grain. Levant goatskin sells for $50 a dozen
skins. Seal sells for so 10 S0O a dozen, ana
pigskins are sold by the skins at So. 90 TO 81
each Monkey skins are cheaper, selling at
81 per skin, but these latter are very hard
TO procure at any price. They are made up
by only one or two manufacturers that we
know OF in America into the very finest
grade of leather novelties of the imported
skins With the exception OF the seaIsklns,
which are tanned in England, nearly all
these skins are tanned in Germany, al
though sheepskins are tanned in France.
A very ingenious imitation of Russian
leather has been made of calfskin, per-
fumed with oil of birch.
Lizard skins come largely from Borneo
as well as Germany.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
Things Told About SnaiIs.

There are over 2,000 species of snails, and
they are found in all parts of the world.
Some are even smaller than a pinhead,
while others, in France and Italy for in
stance, are cultivated for food and are
large enough to mako = good mouthful.
Snails are vegetarians and have jaws and
tongues of sawlike edge, the number of
points on each running into tho thousands.
On the approach of cold weather the snail
throws film over the mouth of its shell,
which tightens like drumhead. As it
becomes colder other films are added on the
nIan of storm windows.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
The illustrated Tourists Guide

That popular work, "THE TOURISTS
GUIDE THROUGH THE HAWAIIAN ISL
ANDs," is meeting with steady sale
both at home and abroad. Tourists and
others visiting these islands should be
in possession of a copy of it. It is per-
fect mine of information relating to the
scenes and attractions to be met with
here. Copies in wrappers can be had ST
the publication Office, As Merchant
street, and at the News Dealers. Price
so cents
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
Poison Ivy.

Tie poison ivy may be known from its
harmless prototype by the number OF it's
leaves 1t is the three leafed ivy of the
woods that is dangerous, that having five
leaves being safe. y further caution for
the woods and country roads is that the
poisonous sumac has white berries. No
red berried sumac is dangerous, says The
American Cultivator, authority for the
fCratrninCr
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29

sale OF n Strip or Government Land
south slope, PunchbowI Hill,
Honolulu, Oahu.
On WEDNESDAY, December 81,
1873, at IL O'Clock noon, at the front
entrance Of the Executive Building, will
be sold at public auction, strip of Gov
eminent land, on the mauka side of Pros
pect Street, South Slope, Punchbowl
Hill, Honolulu, Oahu, containing an
area OF 6S75 square feet, a little more or
less.
Upset price SIS.
j. y. KING,
Minister OF the Interior.
Interior Office, Nov. 20, 1898.
3546-3t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
Taxes IN SaNonY.

The government of SaXony has instituted
a unique method OF enforcing the payment
of taxes. The names Of persons who did
not pay their taxes last year are printed
and hung up in all the restaurants and sa-
looms. The proprietors dare not serve those
mentioned on the lists with food or drink
under penalty Of losing their Hcense.-Ez-
change.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
The Title Prince of Wales.

The title Prince of Wales is not inherited
1t is specially conferred on each heir appar-
ent TO the crown of Great Britain and Ire
land. Thus, the present bearer of the title
was born Duke of Cornwall on Nov. 9,
1871, and was created Prince of Wales and
Earl of Chester by letters patent on Dec s,
lS41.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
School Vacation Notice.

SCAOOA tacaLIOH NOTICE.
The regular Christmas Vacation of all
Public Schools in the Country will
extend from FRIDAY, December 22d to
MONDAY, the 9Th of January next.
By order OF the Board of Education.
w. JAS. SMITH,
Secretary.
Office of the Board OF Education, Noy-
ember 22d, 1898. 1914 1507-3t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
Cast of Characters.

Uncle JOSH. .........C. III. Coyie
ST. Prime (nigh onto S0)... Il. Hartrick
Aunt Matilda (Josh's sister)-C. Adams
Seth Jones "a neighbor) ......P Rooney
Tramp. :.......- ........G. HlnchcIlIie
Restaurant Proprietor. +. O'Neil
Roundabout. H. Dahis
Confidence men, neighbors and bunco
steerer5 by the company.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29

Scene First-Street scene, Bowery,
New York.
Scene Second-Restauran
Scene Third-Uncle Josh at home.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
a Brief EDitaph.

a facetious story is told of a pauper who,
having died in a workhOuse, was to be
buried in the most economical fashion. The
master proposed to inscribe over his tomb
stone:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
THOMAS THORPS,
HIS CORPSE.

The guardians at the next meeting of the
board forbade such profigate expendi-
ture of the rates and ordered the epitaph to
be curtailed thus:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29
Explained.

Mr. Prime-Nrs. Dawson fairly worships
that son OF hers.
Miss Spiteful-Yes, he is so unlike his
father-Music and Drama.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29

PART III.
To conclude with the Roaring Farce
entitled
JUNGLE JOSH IN TOWN"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-11-29

PART II.
Laughable Farce.
"Uncle Jeff's rthday"-Character
by J. Nolan and j. Taylor.
Character Song. TRAMP VS.. SwelP'
Messrs. Hinchcliffe and RotZman.
American Clog. 800. ......... Harry Dahis
Stump Speech ........ .........C. III. Coyle
Subject-"The Questions of the Day."
Horizontal Bar Act.
Messrs. Welch and FOgelstrom.
Character Song-........C. G. Williams.
Irish Specialty......Ca Carson and O'Neil
Southern Sand Jig..............J. Nolan
Silence and Fun. Adams & Rotzman
Overture.