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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-24
HIGHBlNDERS MUST co.



Washington, May % Secretary Carlisle
Is not satisfied that tie administration u
tioWetirss TO carry out the provisions Of
~ ne1ty Jaw. lie believes thni the law,
navlhg been ieclarrl constitutional 10y the Su
pLSlhe court Is hiudlng upon the alnlnistra
non; nhl mat every provision which cnn be-
carried out without the further nppropria-
non OF money should nt once be given full
force ANA effect An inquiry has Therefore
nech ordered at san Francisco TO ascertain
wy oAnct cost OF departing cinnamon as
wen us lhr number which IL may be- ncccs-
n,rE 10 s'hd back under the provisions OF
, The treasury officials nre also considering
the suggestion made by Congressman Cant.
ncttl that the chinese who INV, r,fIei Ia
register may he arrested uul cnnhned IN
prison Tor from six months To IA wear The
sulllnr OF TIE treasury viii probably reul-
yer u Formal opinion on this point before
any arrests are made
Secte'nsy Carlisle has hccn urged to be-
k ~ Inv Inc work or deportation, even with the
sual, appropriation nov available. aud II
nus been pointed ont Ia him thnf the worst
element Ia The Chinese colonies can be-
s s.,s out ~ skllfgl local detectives and .
irW hunlrpd "hlchhlnders" thieves mud
keepers ~ opium Joints ana other dlsren,,
unir HTprN packed on Ia China without
iuriher delay. Californians here are max
L. W1iM eGprt TO secure The deporin-
ION OF the "highblndcrs, who are the
lnnFS al tue various 'vrongs" ~ claus Of
tut tfnnelsco's Chinatown. II IL commonly
renewed i1ai these 'highblndrrs' are also
we NulhurNtd ilrnts ~ the Chinese Nix
'ohpuAlts. ANA ID Is urged thnt N these
nun nv denoried the Interference Of the
~ companies VIII he materially checked,
u rus sproially undesirable class cnn he
lnNr lilhcnlties van be avoided hr thu n.lse
use ~ CONGRESS- OF a special ucf extending
w., " tlue OF registrations II is believed an
tne , nlhlnien WHO lc'lre to rem li'i in this
certificates
ins questions ns 20 whether the majority
81 thc CHINESE wonld register under any
"REMINISCENCES Il regarded here MS extremely
lulHiiant 49, Indicating whether or hot Il
MpuIl Nc worth While 10 pass u law extend
ing inc tine OF registration
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-24

POOR JENNIE is DYING.
Milk Punches Alone Keep The Fine ouraus-
GUIANA Alive.

New York. May e3-The largest ournng.
Outung ever brought To this country lies Ia
a heavily barred cage AZ the stables OF ".
4. Ipukiin. Tenth avenne and One Hundred
and Eghty-s,s Vnth street, sln,v'y ,Npil Ite
ANNUAL Is u female aud IL a wonderfully fne
specimen " this rarr and Interesting fam.
tly. II was captured when very young on
the island Of Horncp, aud was reared hy a
mnu who makes this q business Jennie
Is full grown, and Is over ave feet tali.
Her arms and hands are very human In an,
same strange resemblance. Her mouth AMI
nose are broad and her ears high IN on her
head, are perfect In human appearance Her
eycs arc brown and dcrp set SHE IL very
Intelligent. and has mpuy cute WAYS and
Tricks, Hut her body hns sunk away. aud
her arms, long aud siuewy. seem the longer
from a lack OF flesh
When shr l,ft Liverpool ON hoari tho
stearshlr Essen she aud hrr brother were
both IN the best Of health. Aftpr q few DAYS
9ui the brother sichered and died aud was
bnriei AZ son. Icunle. tun was sirs. but she
liyN through The voyage. After her arrivnl
Keeper lnhn rhnrinnhicn and Mr. Conklin
hurried her VI the ship AMI hogan 10 doctor
hcr hui she continued 10 gfnw steatilv
worse, she has had cold m the hesd ami
her lnnTs are unectcd Her only fooi il
niuL punches. These she iakes every t,,,n
nonrN drinking them on Of class like 4
lyrry little while Keeper rhor,nahlsn ia
uhlierti 10 Wipe her nose. N fhDrtla ous
,hiur she dirlkes Il y Tits and when IN.
ssrr hiu Nppreachiug handkerchief In hand
shr tuts both hands aver her face, md my
less he can TAKE her nnnwafes her nosa goes
unwneil she Hes on a he'd OF straw. win =
quilt over her. aut when no one h tsiilns
% Yer her eyes take on the most perulinriv
h,cianV holy sNnrcssinA Imaginative -
'Sh's thinking VI home the kcep,r ..,1
Nestr1iua. "nnl the irnfhef n. l1,ri.i ~
Nea' They ar, peculiar anituals and heea,',..
sirahy ATTACKED 10 family and .n,,tsr,
She e,l,d when W took tue dead one ava,
pa bscn A'etsiA~ ic1Ar sse ali x
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-24
HEALTH AND PLEASURE RE
SOnTS

When arranging your trip for tho sr,o
S a,va 90 nor forget the Union PaeISc's
I,Samous health and pleasure rss ssie
i nShvsr, rpeblo, Colorado springs Man
ses ~ Sre asa. SAT Lake, Utah, tie Dead
ali fSIlv Nd nsrriS,i HPd many other places
sfsnl Tree on application. N's,er n,
wy ucAet agent. I0i Main street laws
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-24

Central Schuyler Hamilton. grandson
Of the first yecretry Of ne treasury.
u h,1ng Ia New York. nj the age Of
~ He feryel through three wars, was
shot stTeiM times. had his lungs pierced
VAN Mexican lance. mud vet Is men
nls and physically in excellent condi
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-24
A NEW FASHIONABLE SUMMER
RESORT.

As the long and hot summer months
are now ~ hand. the people of Fort
Worth will be delighted TO know that q.
ID. Mateer has opened an lee cream
parlor ct No, ;iOT Houston street. where
everything has been done to please the
eye aud palate. Pure aud delicious Ice
cream is served under electric fans. Tho
largest and best assorted line of candles
always ON hand. The Ice cream soda Is
the best in town. Families, parties and
picnics supplied with ice cream on short
notice, Altogether this popular place has
been pronounced " long felt want"
Texas Pnwnhrokcr is offering great
Inducements this week IN diamonds,
watches, books, guns aud almost any
thing else. Remember low prices rule
this week at 300 Houston street.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-24
BooKKEEPERs, TAKE NoTrcr

Somer's English steel pens will NOT
corrode, Tho points are ground BY hand
and they ar, guaranteed to outlnst
three ordinary pens. Try them and be
convinced. fer sale only by Allen A.
Worth, Tex. A'''
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-24

. Inc lnion Pacific is the only line to
Colorado without change aud the firsi
TO announce cheap summer excursion
H. tor uekets. sleeping ear rcserya,
ticket agent. or o. ID InsL Wy
agent, Union depot. i'''N' ueket
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-24

me Panhandle Machinery and T..
Rtg,,0srnsnl company, corner First a ~,
a., n'VI, ls,nflon streets, take contra,,ti
Ut Srnlng wells Of auy deptb ma So's
~ ~ PREPARED to do the WORT ON ny ny
s 1870 N.Y. Possible notice and at the lave
ana s S,,s price. furnishing ererythin,
-N AuAtan1eeing the well Can on hen
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-24

clas. 'ne only place IN town who're A.,
Evsrve I xahg are kept for special csIs.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-24

Spratts dog soap kills hees In dogs
INSTANTLY sold ouly at Anderson's Cum
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-24

MIS-, Maria VI Cooper widow of VII
linn NJ Cooper who has just died in
Philadelphia at the age Of 81. was an
honorary member Of the Grand Army.
With her husband she founded tie
,Oooper shop volunteer refreshment Sa-
loon NJ Washington avenue whnrf
~ Philadelphia, At which the soldier
boys were carcd for
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-24

~ s',lli:s 4 Lener are sim p,ess,n.
VA sAsir -ssi..t.i s.NalSsrs.,s ~.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-24

Mrs. Gludstone's friends give an in.
tcrrsting Illustration OF her fnith in her
husband Three months before the gem
eral election she said when we 20 TO
Downing street we shall want new
cook, Forthwith she sci about finding
II suitable person, and Ms soon AZ she dis
covered her engaged her In advance.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-24

None but ten years old Belle OF Nelson
wlAkey sold over the Mansion bar.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-16
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs Of physical being, will attest
the value to health OF the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup OF Figs.
Its excellence is due to It's presenting
In the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties Of perfect lax
alive; etiectually cleansing the aystem,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
aN permanently curing constipation.
IT has given satisfaction TO millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and It Is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists In 50c aud 81 bottles, but II Is man
ufactured by tho California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup Of Figs,
and being we'll informed, you will not
accept any substitute II offered.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-16
SECURE A home WHILE YOU CAN!

The owners of Arlington Heights show
their faith in Fort Worth by their works. Over
100000 have beenspent in improving this most
desirable property, in addition to the value of
the numerous handsome dwellings, Contracts
have recently been let for two brick houses
which will be models of their kind 1t is pro-
posed to build eight more residences after
plans to be selected by those who will occupy
them and sell them to desirable parties at $25
$780, $40 or $50 per month. The houses can
be built of stone, brick or frame and have every
known modern convenience After these
houses have been disposed of these favorable
terms will be withdrawn All those who CON
template securing homes on these liberal terms
should avail themselves of the present offer.
is waste of money to pay rent when the same
money will secure a permanent home in the
most desirable residence section of the State.
ipHH nUhMQFQT INT NEWFOUNDLAND m
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-16

liver is INACTIVE and our blood Impure
What Is needed most is an increase In our
grrm-hghtinE strength. To do this success
fully you need u put on healthy Gesh, rouse
Oh thee germs, and purity the blood 70 that
there wilf be no weak spot" nor sod for
germ-growth.
We claim for Dr. PierceS Golden Medical
Discovery, that Il docs all this In way pecu-
liar to itself. 1t IS the development OF gen
erations OF medical thought-it has stood the
test OF q quarter Of century OF cures.
That Il why the makers can guarantees IL
In every trouble caused by torpid liver or
impure blood, II the Discovery fails to
benefit or cure, your money is refunded.
prettv atrong re.sons for trying DR. ea1nL
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-16

7 fIl1 TITHl7 OF IOu'
sumption, Scrofula,
Grip, Malaria, and
many other diseases
means hght or
die for all of va
These germs are
everywhere in the
cir wo breathe.
- A. a.-~..a 40 xn.r
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1893-05-16

Pretty strong reasons for trying Dr. 6agoS
Catarrh RaEnedy $500 II you can't DO cured
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-12-18

There was little incident not down on
the regular programme mapped out for the
refinement of Jefferson Davis at Rich
mond. Leaning against the clerks desk
at one of the leading hotels was well
known general whose name has heretofore
always been synonymous with bravery in
action on the side of the lost cause. Unno-
ticed by him and equally unmindful of his
presence, there approached the desk man
who enjoys the rare distinction of having
served in the Confederate army as a pri.
vate. Running his finger down the open
register that lay upon the desk, the new
conner halted a moment and turning TO a
companion exclaimed
General Blank. So he's here. Well, ]
should like to meet that fellow again. The
last time l saw him was at the battle of
Y, where he was running like turkey
from the enemy"
Here the general turned, and the two
men recognizing each other the speaker
held out his hand in greeting and instan.
taneously concluded, and / was keeping
him company. Kate Fields Washington.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-12-18

Som etimes in English country parishes,
where the clergyman has been accustomed
to have his own way, he protests rather Wig
orously If the name proposed for a child
about to be christened does not suit him.
Occasionally, however, he does SO upon
false premises.
Tie late Dean Burgon, when a curate in
Berkshire, was requested by village cou-
pie to christen their boy Venus" or AS
they called it, "Nanus."
Are yoG aware" he said, that you are
asking something ridiculous as well as eX-
ceedingly wicked? Do you suppose | am
going to give Christian child, n boy, the
name of a woman in heather mythology
How did such monstrous notion get into
your headsY
please, sir" said the father, I'VE want
him called after his grandfather.
And do you mean to say his grand
father was named Venus"
'Yes, sir; there he is, sir.
A poor old man, looking very unlike
Venus, hobbled out of the crowd.
"Do you dare to say you were christened
Venus?" asked the indignant clergyman.
"Well, no, sir" was the respectful an
swer, II was christened Sylvanus, but they
always calls me Vanus. james Payn III
New York Independent.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-12-18
BABY AND HIS CAT.
The INV onted sight witch Attracted All
Eyes on "a Crowded street.


rug siueNeh Wa u''.u WIN i'"lrg ,ns
peopIe, nree le''u.els S'ouu uI we S''ru
nie WIN snoe,aces' a,'"' ',er Wl'n T"usi "'
Nher WIN e'iu P"l", N'.,n'r "'N," a.
ne eAPeC.eu 10 sen "uy' Nopou;
pau .ne sllsu'es' "''e'i.,o, " Vue,l' ~
man w,,houV leHs can't stunning over tue
sue"aih. leoPle iiie's,y nui ieu o"V VI NJ
way man Passeu' ulesSei tt, ou' laii',.s''
sarnlehVs auNerUlslhS pa''iO hieulcine'
Nopody looked twice at nm AN oiu WON
IN whose tahSieu gray mars We're oioWh IN
the Wihu snuilieu 'eepiy aionE' anu nououy
INV her. "A par OF Chlnese' an iUal'in
woman dressed as Tor u ie'e, negro hearly
'leet III nelshV' II Iurh S""'','leu III V'ro'n
ana pagsy trousers uruuhen woina'i' u
man with locomotor a'aNla-1h pa9seu
within Few minutes ana hop'u! stoPpe'
even Tor moment 10 look az a"y oouy eiNe'
except the DegSars' ahu tney were utterly
iisregarded'
Iheh appeared from some" mere as II ouC
oil mole IN the ground emu "pou'
years old' ragged ana snle"reu as W ns
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-12-18
Our Household Pets.

The custom of having household pets
amongxfhe lower animals is as old as the
human race or the domestic animals them
selves. They serve as interesting studies
in natural history; they are good object
lessons for children in thoughtful kindness
and patience and are safety valves for SUI
perabundant affection. The dog ranks
first. probably because of his naturally de-
monstrative nature rather than his superior
intelligence to some other animals and
some birds The dog not only becomes an
actual member of the family, but too fire.
uuently he becomes its autocrat, governing
il with rod of iron, making his own tastes
and convenience so paramount to other
considerations that he becomes nuisance
80 all but his doting mistress
The cat is far less obtrusive in its man
ners, and, the student OF animals declares,
no whit less intelligent or atfectionate. 1t
isa quiet, self contained, little beast With
a shrewd lack of confidence i'll the inten-
lions of its human sponsors which reminds
one of the business mans maxim, believe
everybody liar till he has proved himself
otherwise" Integrity of motive can scarce
ly be proved to the permanent satisfaction
of a cat, but while there is no attempt al
departure from the usual routine of life il
will display a superficial truthfulness ant
affection really quite touching.-Phlladel
mia Press
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-12-18
Tons ( Tons & Tons Of
NEW GOODS


have been pouring into ON
Store and Warehouses the PAS
few weeks Elk. banks paul lscn
berg" and j.. c. Phugcr' from
Europe, and the different steam
ers and sailing vessels from San
Francisco. Our stocks OF heavy
goods, such as Black and Gal
vanized Chain, Galvanized Sheet
Iron, Sheet Zinc, Pig Lead
Sheet Lead, Lead Pipe, LumI
Chalk, Shot, Bar Iron, Etc, has
never been SO large and com
plete as it is to-day. Fcnc'
Wire-Our stock on 4 SO hlaCS
and 4-5-o-o-I2 galvanized T.
very large, and we claim it Is a,
fine a lot OF wire as ever cam
to the country. However, w
don't ask YOU to take our wui'
70 it if you don't wish to, IN"
come in and we will let YOU {.
a piece off of any coil and put /.
in our big wise upstairs and yC'
can twist it, bend if, tie knot /
it, and test it to your heat .
content, and alter you have dor"
this and asked the price OF Is
YOU will be pretty sure to ~
some.
Galvanized Buckets and TM': ,
Sauce Pans, Tea Kettles, Ia
Blueing, Crown Soft Soap. IN.
Clay and Day & Martins S,h =,
l Backing we have plenty y
! now, and our stock of GalvaIl:c I
Flexible Steel and Iron VI e
3 Rope is complete from q to
q inches. Hubbuck Boiled aui
: Raw Linseed and Castor Di
. White Lead and Zinc, Red Lead
!. and Oxide, Cola Oil and Stock
? holm Tar. all came by the "lscn
a berg" in fine order and ait
I offered at low prices. Now i,
e the time to have your Colin
Y trimmed; the hundred sets q
Coffin Furniture" Just received
r are going off like "hot cakes.
= The new "Pumping Plal
| works well and You can get al
the water you want, SO you
Il want one of our new Law
= Sprinklers. 1t is the bcs
Il Sprinkler ever sold here, NJ
t parts to wear out, as it does no
5 revolve, and is good for eithc,
b light or heavy pressure O
= u water.
e Electrical Goods. Gu
/. stock is more complete thai
ever, and we have five men hare
at work wiring houses for ElcC
e trio Lights. We can furnlsI
won the fixtures, shades an,
Il lamps in any style, and if W.
It wire your house you can fec
; sure it is done according to tn
latest Underwriters rules.
Game is said to be plenty
We have the right kind G
a, SChultze, Wood, or Black Pow
der Cartridges to get big bag
lie with.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-12-18

The amateur will find nothing better
worth taking into the home grounds than
the native shrubs, vines and trees of his
own country and neighborhood. He will
probably not be convinced of this until he
sees the wild shrubs in flower from the LIST
of May till the water hazel brings out its
catkins in autumn. Then, if ne has any
eye for the beautiful he will covet such
plants, mark their site and transfer them
when out of flower One can have little
idea of the noble growth into which these
shrubs can be encouraged or the fine set
ting they make in familiar soil and eli
mate-Housewife
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-12-18
BETRAYED BY HIS HAND.
SAghtning's victim Recognized by tho Man
Who Had Been Robbed.

Who Had Been Robbed.
Charles +. Thorpe from Oregon, formerly
a business man of Philadelphia, called mt
The Progress office. Said he: II happened
to takea scat In the car just behind a plain
" dressed but good looking colored man.
There was nothing unusual about that Cir
cumstance, however, and wouh probably
never have noticed whether ! sat behind a
coored or white man but for little event
Of no greater consequence than the colored
mans placing his hand upon the back Of
the seat in which he sat.
The train had nearly reached Tucson
when the colored man happened to throw
his right arm over the back of the seat,
with his hand in plain view, and was al
most thunderstorm at what saw. | could
scarcely believe my eyes and eagerly leaned
forward to get closer look at the hand
and be sure that was not the victim of an
optical Illusion. | satisfied myself that
there was no mistake. The third and fourth
fingers of the colored mans hand were as
white as a lady's, and awhile streak over
an inch wide ran along the back of his
hand and up his arm as far as | could see.
II was sure had seen that hand before.
| went to the front end of the car after a
drink of water simply that | might get a
look at the mans face. Every doubt was
then removed. He was George Waldron
the man who had been my coachman in
Philadelphia for over years some 20 years
ago. Though paid him well for his serv.
ices, in an evil hour he stole over $500 from
me and fed to parts unknown. l never
made any effort to find him outside of tn,
city and had never seen or heard of hin
until that day. When faced him, he rec
ognized me and fairly blushed through his
II. l.
and ingratitude. He told me that he /,
now living an honest life In Texas, wher,
he has family and home and small trac
of land.
But he has the mark of Cain the who'll
length of his body" continued Mr. Thorpe
land he got Ii while he was working TO
me- Though have read stories of simila
cases, don't believe there is another MAJ
Ia the world marked in the same way tina
Waldron is. My house was on a HILL anC
he was standing in a barn during a sever
thunderstorm, with his right hand uplifte,
and resting against the side of the building
when lightning struck the barn on the sid
where he was and passed down his arm ant
body and through the floor. 1t burned hi
clothing wherever it touched his body an,
tore the shoe from his right foot and threy
il nearly across the barn.
"Of course the shock Knocked him dow
and rendered him insensible for II moment
though he suffered no lasting injury Blu
II there ever was scared darky he wa
the one. He was too frightened to pra!
and he looks half scared even now. II
will always bear on his right side, from I'll
tips Of his two outside fingers, which wei
next to the building, to the sole of his foo
the white streak which marks the track
that fash of lightning. Pomona (Cal
Progress.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-12-18

DR.. Nevins tells very touching story in
his DISORDERS of the Brain" patient OF
his, a young lady engaged to be married,
was often visited by her intended husband
by the stagecoach, which passed within
mile or two of her house. One day she went
to meet him and found instead an old
friend, who brought the news of his sudden
death. She uttered a frightful scream,
''He is deadl' and then all consciousness OF
her misfortune ceased. Day by day for
80 years did this poor creature in all sea,
sons Journey to the spot where she expected
TO see her lover alight from the coach, and
day by day she uttered in plaintive tone
He is not come yet. | will return tomor-
row. Could anything be sadder than
this romance from a doctors notebook
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-12-18

While engaged in digging well near
Greenfield, Ills, Charles Howard came
near losing his life. At IA depth OF 81 feet
his spade went suddenly through the BOT
tom and water burst in on him without
seconds warning Only by the timely as,
sistance Of the top man was he rescued ana
not until the water WAS under his arms In
30 minutes there was "a feet of water IN the
new well. Mr.. Edwards has engaged an
engine and large pumps and u possioie
will get A wall in this valuable well.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-12-18

What can do for your" he asked of the
caller.
II came to collect for the ventilating fan
we put in for you"
"Oh-er-I see. Pm sorry, but we aren' t
cashing any drafts at present. Washing.
ton Star
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1893-12-18

This story is of how Mr.. Whackem, fiery
sohoolmaster came to lose scholar one
day. The class was parsing sentence.
What is the imperative of the verb TO
s0V asked Whackem of Johnny Fizzletop
Il don't know"
Col" shouted Whackem.
Thank you, sir, replied Johnny, and ne
was two streets of before the teacher could
catch his breath.-New York Telegram