Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1893-07-27
rYeYIyG ECHOES.

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much. -BrOokIyH Lite.
~ have just been enjoying myself
among the breakers" as the young man
said who had been talking to the Kitchen
girls Cleveland Plain Dealer,
Professor in Mathematics XX-"Do
Won understand the theory OF limits,
Mr.. Butch?' Mr.. Butch-"No, sir; l
mover play poker."-Haroard Ld'apoon.
~ was careless at church and put 81
in the box when | intended to give only
a dime" "a case Of contributory neg
ligence, so to speak. "--Detot Ifibsne'
Her Little Joke.-"Why did you toss
young Chapley oyerboard?" ION, was
tired of him; 1 wanted to renew my
youth, don't you know."--LJo's Cdten.
idr.
Aunt-"Well, Bobby, what do you
want to be when you grow upY" Bobby
Remembering private seance In me
woodshed)--"An orphan. "-1erds SIT
iags.
"De singin' oh birds is sweet" re.
marked Uncle Eben, but de cackle OBJ |
or chicken on yer own hen roos' has or |
heap mo- expression in II. - Washington |
Star.
Teacher-"Karl, can you tell me the |
symbolism Of colors-green, blue and
red, for instance2" Karl : "FIope,
modesty and - socialism" - FIiegende
Blattor.
Relative-"Has your son developed
talent in any special direction" Fond
Mother-"No, he does not seem to have
any talents. He must be agenius. y
| Good Nesps
"Wurral Wurrar' groaned Larry.
"Bad luck to the day l was bor-r-n
Here's thin banks all bustid up an me
not got clint in amy wan Of 'em.--Chs-
cage Tribune.
Lord St. Agnant-"The trouble with
| you Americans is that you will joke
about things from which humor is en-
tirely absent" Sallie Dc Witte-"Evcn
about Englishmen, Life.
ado you have much trouble getting
servants in the country, Watkinsg"
mo, indeed. We've had eight cooks,
five mattresses aud three laundresses in
two months. p Hdrpcr's Basar.
The Beauty's Friend-"Pm SO glad to
hear you are to marry Jack Cresus.
It's reallya golden engagement for
YOU" The Beauty-"Exactly so-it's
my 50th.-Rate Fields Washington.
"Mr. Saylark is very devoted hus-
band, isn't hep" SHOW do you know? 7"
swell, he engaged a typewriter the very
day his wife left, SO that he could write
her every day."-Chicago Inter Ocean.
; And ever as his new spring suit scan,
. Bechecked and striped in many varied
hue,
J Apparel oft, methinks, proclaims the man;
Proclaims him loudly, TOO.
A Ready Helpmeet-"We'ye got tc
I economize, said Mr.. Gargoyle to his wife
"Very we'll, DEAR" replied the good
woman cheerfully. "You shave your.
self and I'll cut your hair. Brooklyn
i Life.
e "Were you introduced to the count
a last night, Marie 7" "Yes. We talked
S together for an hour" "What did you
talk about?' 81 haven't the remotest
idea. We spoke in French. "-Hayper''
= Bdzar.
a A Ready Helpmeet.-"We've got t.
= economics" said Mr.. Gargoyle TO hi!
wife. "Yery we'll, DEAR" replied the
,, good woman, cheerfully. you shave
e yourself and I'll cut your hair. "-Br0ok
Q yH Life.
n He (anxiously)-"D you think your
father would ever consent to our mar
r. riagel" She (carefully)-"I don't know
r. Papa is just like all other men-so
<, suppose he makes mistakes sometimes. v
e -BrOokiyH Life.
y you made mistake in calling thai
drama of yours II play without hero.
f. "Why2 IL hasn't any heroes" "It's
). chock full OF them. Every man who
IS braves an audience in play like that il
i, a hero."-Hatpor's Basdr.
~ Tramp-Could you give poor mar
~ some assistance? Mrs. Weepful--No
: sir. Tramp-But | am fugitive from
n jostice. | have killed my wife and twt
in children. Mrs. Weepful-Oh, you poo
W man There is $5.-N Y. Herdld.
d; "You must let the baby have on
~ cows milk to drink every Day" said tn
~ doctor. "Very well, if you say so, Doc
tor" said the perplexed young mother
h. "but really don't see how he is goin,
he to hold 1t all. "-IHdiGaapotts Journal.
IN A Class-Day Episode. What d
* you think Sister Lucia says about you
r, Jack 7" Don't know, I'm sure.
lie "Well, she says that you're my Haryar
re souvenir spoon" "Hum That's al
right SO long as you don't put me in tn
m soup."-B0St0n Beacon.
m II saw painting by an old maste
ns to-day in New York." said Mrs Sprip
~ gins. "What was his name?" aske
IF Spriggins. "Let me see Remnant,
nv think. Yes, I'm sure it was Remnan
ty He was one Of the last of the grea
painters, | belieye."-Harper's Bazar.
"a Mrs. Potts-"I will give you somt
mi thing to eat il you will take this soa
ay and water and give your face a goo
he washing Hungry Higgins
dy much. may be purity hungry, bu
OF thank the Lord, / amt starvin' YETI
iiu Indianapolis journal.
at Old Party-"rhank you, Antoin
&C. thank you very much. All do the
n. allow tipping hereg" Antoine-"Ou
he m'sier." Old Party-"And are III
IN guests liberaly' Antoine-"Non, m'sie
ny re rule is re ozzaire way" Old Party
,at Very well, Antoine, here is q cent IL
to you: l do not wish to break the rules
-Harper'S Weekly.
md A Thorough Sport.-Pelham Park,
e'w -"Charie Meadowbrookes horse ra
h,s away with him at the last hunt, and |
ow rode down the hounds and finally owe
the took and passed the fox" Reggy Yves
ust end -"Couldn't he stopg" Pelha
.he Parker-"That's what the whipper.i
at asked him, but Charlie said he couldn
DC think of stopping when he was ahead
-, the game. "-LJeS Calendar.
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