The evening world., 1893-07-24
NEWS OF THE STAGE WORLD.
A Dramatic Agents Little Joke
in the Way Of Rules.
RIanchs Walsh MS Seen by Chicago
Nisitor.

There isn't very much fun of the
champagney order on the n-bakeu
Rialto Just now. A thoughtful dramatic
agent, known to "A select few by the
choice name of Spies. has, however.
undertaken the heavy task of causing
IA smile or two. He has done II involun-
tarily. of course. The best humor Is
ulwavs that which sprouts invoun-
tariiy. The lordly Spies has issued set
of brand-ncw gilt-edged rules for the
dolectat!on Of the dramatic souls who
rrivol around his Office and are indis-
Greet enough to wish to pay him for
amy engagement he may secure for
them. Here Is one rulc-a literary gem
~ its way: III you wish to talk call
at 3 \. NJ When you come in cut your
vonN ersation short, but talk all the
time, especially about yourself. Ii is
Very interesting and assists me In at
tending to my business. lf you want
20 introduce friends bring Them ut the
sam time" Not content With this
nippant little outburSt of sheer good
naturc1 joyousness, the NSh'-henrted
Spi.s goes on with: "My money has all
b5r,i lCpneu" DO not ask ne 20 obliee
YOU WIN stamps, unless you hilve me
exact change" II have gone security
Tor people unt my credit Is worn out;
so IL is no use 10 ass IT.. 'husbanhs
and wives VINO are parted will be KIND
enough not to ask mo 1t | know any
thing about the other party. l VIII not
notices" 81 know eli about the weather
p;eas" omit observations" The last
rule but one. however, shou,i ne prinii,
cd ir small caps. 1t runs; "plensc omit
co, gratuiations; also presents The
omission OF presents spcaks vclu,nss
agents liked a little insult occasionally.
The last rule is this: ''tredit me WIN
common sense How could anyhody
do otherwise, % Sp.es, bat credit you
that are also common.
Miss Blanche Walsh was seen in chi,
Ca.o the other day. she wore ne. usual
peculiar COSTUME, nna was r'ilms,dng o%,hs ,ng
youth With bandy-lcss ana a mcld-slasS
Al least ihn, Is the way recent 'hi-
.ago visitor describes her.
Dr. carver closed his season at tn"
Academy of Music Saturday night. aW-
irg-ahsm!-,o enormous business rne
ciSsing was rather sudden. The en-.
gaecmcnt vas TO haye Lasted week
ieast upon the public, The show will
now be given in Newark, under canNas'
Pastors Saturday night which pre-
vented the appearance Of Miss Cara
Bcckwth the swimmer. whose cengage-
ment Is now ended. They We're heating
which the natatorial Clara swiins. The
liquid was too warm Tor the crystal
and the tank broke sending sending stream stream
nateiy-or unfortunately, for Il little
moisture s very cosy this weather-the
accident occurred before the perform
Miss Beckwith. however. was unable to
swim, and Manager Harry Sanderson
felt deeply aggrieved.
such y fame! Clara Morris Is fear
fully hohored at the Worlds Fair. II
Is, surely Il most ungallant proceedins,
but-the tnrrid truth must be told tho!
have namd one Of the ,donkeys in the
Miss Morris however. need not feel un-
duly incensI. Other actresses have
been treated N precisely the same way.
OF course it : annoying to hear from
the mouth Oh an ill-mannered urchin
such a phrase as Look lively, Clara
Morris!' but 'ts better to be spoken of
rudely than MOTTO be spoken OF at all.
Helen Blythe and her amlable hus-
bard, Mr. lir!en, are Summerins at the
Plaza Hotel, Asury PARK. where Miss
Blythe is one o, the comciiest figures
on the board wall Miss Blythe has not
yet made hey plss for next season, but
she gays that sh has had enough, Of
ring, She hasstarrcd since she left
.Nugustln DAILY ter years ago. Now she
thinks of settling comfortably in some
II am one OF the lctresses," she said;
laughingly, who will nor be separated
from their l!ese lcre.''
Il is said that hrfralo Bill is very
anNions ;hai Miss ktherin", tiennnonS,
s,ur next season, shuld be booked so
that she open as may new theatres "a
possible. A rude ;.atr!cai lu,ninary
Ctcmmons carr potable theatre, with
her to every town sheri,ilS, in order 10
secure good irst-nght audience, at
any rate.
"Iim" Thornton. of MY Sweetheart s
the Man in the Moon renown. speaks
with deep anguish OF Ns little Broad
way fracas, - was ,felins cheerful
cheerful / imagine that lam Sand,w',
am awfull% sorry ahut t!c whole
thlns,so sorry that ! wotd not dare to
ss ! generally do. Mr.. Sandow has
been engaged for the newevolution OF
"rhe Cily Directory" and viii play the
part of the author
WnliGm Young. author of "Ganelon'
and III / Were You" Is negtiattTg 70,
the production OF his lateJ, play. -
Ride with Marion's Men, described a,
story of revolutionary time
They have decided in Loron tina
Hamlet positively was mGd--tat is. /
Mounet Sully'S conception of he par
has any siEniicance. sSaya II wd-knowr
writer: "Maunet -Suily left no Dom It
doJbt Il, for nothing like the tmpestu
Gus Hamlet OF the French aCnr ha,
leen seen in our time. We have hat
fFeJrleta by the dozen, and hchtcr
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