New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-03-31

strong spiral springs to tho rear SHOES OIL q Ill.,
causing him to jump like kangaroo anu 80 A..
a mile in fifty-fvs seconds; and thaS Oh ".
evening Of March 4, during severe Ia'n'' Al
Missouri. IL thundcrcd the tune OF D'A''
Of these things are improbable, some 0, 'n."
almost impossible, and we must rciuse 10 e,e
.nacc whatever to them. But the pfooao'0 "as ~.
wholly fed the land at this 1nnc'"re anu ""
turn TO tbs case OF an uniortuna'e ''
Yankton, Sonth Dakota. .,o,
T. il almost foolish for US TO stop 70 s"s ' .I
,a hov. long been the consistent friend OF 'he
,,,an,or mi. 10 known from Maine 10 hawun'
=. .. mt rerhaps 40 we'll known that iauR'on,
hos;do. benu in the land OF steady lana rap''I
u,.o,o. habits. IA also noted as the town ""e'e
mora Uncle Toms Cabin companies 90 10 pi''e'
Than anv other In the Union. Ihcy ieaVe ',o"N
,;,v Iowa. with their bloodhounds anu uohkess
on6 ryos and Uncle Toms. and dnplicate "a'n'e
ood head for Yankton. and are never near" -
aror M one knows their fate positlvcy' o"' "'
mors toll. smooth-faced men ana wliiowy' INV.
ronac looking women walk ont OF fahN'o" 49,
doy than from many other towns OF three 'i"'t
i,s size their fate may readily Ut 'o''' 49,,
aenecally when we know that every sP''"' Nv -
.p ah;nrod from Yankton TO Chicago car'oa" o'
s.,,,ors and fifty frst-class bloodhouhus'
D.. ,,,o wander far from the unfortmna'e III
.. ,od op "a usnal, by our almost uh'o"'
,rolable love of giving facts TO an eApo'""'
public. ,od Sadc
=. ,rnoors that this man. who Is namcu oeus
,jot 10 heinz sued for divorce oS HIS VIZ
Thore il nothing strange in this OF c'"'
root MA sbo,ld say that it must take very s"o".
and rcsolute woman to live in Son'h naNo'' o."
NOT sue her husband for divorce. i"' ''"t
ton while ont shopping to run ll Az" 80
a;vorce must be almost irresistible WIN VI.
so 70 saw. on the bargain counter VIII" '
fire sales as it were, ana mark-"o"" -
.aor,0ce. the year around We are surprised 10
49,, .,... ,horo arc any married women left IN
,ho State Bnt 70 return again. Mrs oeuHw'o"
Wv 49, hor hrst;nd with drunkenness lie does
no, douv il. but pleads that it was necessary ~
NV S..1 A. Sodywick is an inventor. For inc
las, six months he has been working on '' w,
1o Lo,boa deyicc which self-respectihI ci'i-
,,r o,r find when returning from clao u'hher
| Ar Sodcxicl, has gone to the root OF the 'h'''e'
ard n,onoses 20 have the key project from .i.e
Loo, and lot the man carry the keyiiole III HIS
noo,,a+ n will thus he easy on the "aiho'.
NIGHT mr. after the, we may put H. c"""
dinner. for thu decent citizen 10 ieei a"c"o "
find the protruding key. slip the hole over J., ''''
entcr quietly without arousing MS WIG '"' -
ina her the impression, perhaps that he w"
know exactly what he is doing Now 10 r'.oO'
bis invention and give it thorough 't''' '''o''
uuttina il on the market 1t was NECESSARY ~
Mfr. Sedgwicls to get himself number o, ''l'''
| into a very mellow condition Accordingly W.
it, ni,,l.s "a week for two months, though 'hr
| taste of lianor H. very offensive 10 hi'"' "o mas
| horoic,llv rot himself drunk, gone home III
cab and experimenfcd with his Invention. Ills
highest expectations have been realized lie SUE.
c,eled in gaining admi'tance without ringing '"e
doorbcll on every OCCASION except one, ahd '"a'
tim, he subsequently discovered that lie iiau ms
taken his cigarcase for his keyhole anu gronhi ~
nearly TO pieces on the key Inc Hr"sw'oN
Portable Keyhole will soon be on the "ark'''
Ian, snch il the irony Of fate. it seems probaDie
,h,, il. inventor will have no use for II, as MS
wife will DE gone before that time ana no one WIN
car. whether or not lie comes home ut all Inc
inventor has hr troubles well as Tie rest
| VI liz.