The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1893-07-29
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS

PuNeENT PARAGRAPHS.
-Belle-Wouid you call Blanche
oeauty?' Jack-"Not unless 7 thoroh
sme was likley to overhear me."-Kat,
Fields Washington.
shes engaged to him. isn't sbep,
NO. she doesn't put it that way. She
says ne s one of her gentlemen in wait,
ing."-Vogue. ""''
We're you invited to Mrs Wimble,s
card party?' Yes "Did vor
the EVENING"" "Yes." ~ don,t Soy
now you could?", Il sent regrets. So.
Inter Ocean.
-Considerate.-May Thumner.-.sh,,,
pay something?' Ben Thair-"O
no really cannot stay, and / wouldn't
nave You suspect it was on that Az.
count. Puck.
Mrs. Newlywed-sAnd do von nj.
Ways trust your husband implicitlvpr
MRS, Experienced fenthusiasticalIy,-
indeed | do! That is to saw. of coursa
10 a certain extent. "-Somsryille 1onr'
nal 'iiie Jour
-uoverness-'How long is il since
tome was founded ?' Little Fanny
home was founded 2,s4s wears aoo ',
Aged Grandmother-sDea mo g.
patch, =" LIS
never knew a man W no was nc
VAN over his personal appearance as
nunkins is" "Humph; wen soon cure
MIN OF that" 'How?" "We,u az.
range to have his picture printed in the
hewspape RS. Washington Star.
-He-"1'll bet that man has married
a temper" She--s'How can Won telio,,
He-"By the cautious, timid wav he
.oons ior dark corner and the edge of
"nuow frame, and then strikes a
match. Pittsburgh Bulletin.
-have you noticed that loss NJ
memory often accompanies deafness
NO. does lt?' Eyes; deaf men seem IN
.oree1 that trains have the right of
way on a railway track. "-Grenoble
Monthly. eHooie
his speciality. Hills 'MacShorte
mas sold poem to Scribblers entitled
ode to Fair Lady," Hulls-uHas
ne? Well, he is more comnetent 80
write verses en- titled Owed to a IsrS.
lady. Truth.
never can understand, Mr.. Wide
ias' why It is they call Your part of the
'ountry the 'Woolly Vest" at
youion DO any mystery, my dear Miss
bridge, If you knew the num- ,
yer on Eastern lambs sheared ont
here. Troy Press. I,
Mrs. Frontepew-'T don't SEQ WIN :
ur pastor should be SO continuaiIy 5
rging upon the congregation the ne. r
essity of loving one another 'FRONT.'
ew-'Humphl Every marriage cere. S
.ohy ne performs brings him at least G
We dollars. buffalo Courier. q
-Jndge-"You are called to testify
TINS mans character for veracitv q
nat do you know about ito" Witness 5,
-"Wefi, your honor, he was FISHING "
ne day, and when he came back he S,
I'D he hadn't caught anything. and "
lat none got away."-N. Y. Press. al
did you win that breach of nrou. I'll
e case you conducted?" asked Jarlev,s it
lend. NO" answered the vonna te
~yer' bitterly. my client insisted fl
ION appearing in court sAnd then?', be
rhen the jury saw her they brought 81
verdict OF temporary alteration on us
part OF the defendant" -Harper's da
gar A.,
II you don't go out of here in a tw
mute, I'll soald your exclaimed the ha
'athful woman of the house to the be
rsistent peddler. THAT water on ha
stove won't be warm for an hour 81
!, answered the merchant $50 Won -
better let me sell you one of these 70
Ient automatic tea kettles that heat He
ter in less than two minutes over
W fire II you had had one of themT 1
'uld nave been scalded, and on my tov
70 sell something to the red-haired thr
man who is attempting to keep house OF
u door."-Indianapolis Journal. sta
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