The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1893-03-30

we suppose the HlSnI OF time Is hol
induced by the spur of the moment
Binghanlt0ls Leader.
At banquet it is generally the lion
of the hour who sets the table In
roar Yon6erS Statesman.
There is only one way to live with
out work, and that is to prey without
ceasing. Galveston NeIOS.
The world is full of lion fighters,
but ii is hard to find man who won't
run from a hornet.-RGm'S Horn.
No one can know the value of lit
tie scatch on 4 red wagon until he
offers it for sale-AtchiSOn Globe.
Talk is cheap. If you don't believe
it YOU see how much you can get for
the price of shaye.-Elnalrd Gazette.
Man is never out of danger. Even
when he goes to a church fair he has
to take great many chances.-Ir0y
Press
The office seeks the man, then the
man reciprocates by seeking offices
for his relatives.-Hute Fields WASH
lngt09.
The reason it is not joke to step on
q tack in the dark is because it is i'm
possible to see the point.-R0chester
Democrat
Iron in the blood is common phys
ical fact, but the real man of mettle
must also have an iron will.-PttLd-
detphja Times.
Citicus-I wonder how it is that so
few women stutter when they talk!
Witticus-They haven't got time
Br00klyn Life.
The worst thing about the average
crank is that while he inevitably turns
up he objects to being turned down.
RiiLadeiphia Times.
Mabel-"I wouldn't marry the best
man in the world" Jaques-"Alas!
You have made me the unhappiest of
men. "-B0St0W Courier.
He-I am very fond of you. She
How well our tastes agree! He
What! Are YOU fond of me? She
No, of myself Vogue.
You can always find out how much
a man is worth when he dies by look
| away-RochcSter Democrat
Some of the particular people will
presently be objecting to the word
next" because it is so evidently bar
berism. - Washington Star.
Civil service is said to be progress
ing charminoly at Washington, but
you can't always be sure of it at
railway station window.-BOSt0n Globe.
A man feels proud when he is work
| ing his way up to the top, but he feels
| different if his necktie undertakes to
do the same thing. YonterS States
| man.
Jaggs-I tell you, sir. some way has
got to be found to knock out the m
[ 55s&Sss 5G@Ss "" swear OH D' ''''''''. "'"-
First Boy-Do they whip at school?
Sc :ond Boy-No; | wish they did.
First Boy-What do they do? Second
Boy-Keep you in at recess Good
Ned0S.
There's timepiece l have had in
the family a long while" said Grim
sonbeak, exhibiting a ninety-day note
which had never been met I0RkerS
| Statesman.
Have horn?" said Jimson to Jam
son, producing a flask. Jamson took
a very long pull Here" shouted
Jimson, u didn't mean fog-horn."-
Batut0 EIPrc&s.
| your boy has a remarkab bic muscu-
lar Development, said the neigh Dor.
"Aren't YOU afraid he'll be pu@ilist?"
NO" why not?" He is tongue
tied."- Washington Star.
81 have" said Teddy Bickens, "a
very bad habit of talking to myself"
"indecd, She responded. Il have often
heard of people who were their own
enemies. > Washington Star.
Employer-Soy you want a fortnight's
salary in advance. But suppose you
should die tomorrow? Clerk (proud
lD-Sir, l may be poor, but / am a
gentleman. F2jegeHde B}atter.
Yes, sir," said the actor airily, a
tested the capacity of the house"
(Which" inquired the envious brother
mart, do you mean; capacity for
seating or suffering" - Washington
Star.
"What did you think of those two
stories | told at the dinner the other
night9" Well" replied the candid
friend. leach was admirable in q way.
One was good and the other was new"
= Washington Star.
Harry-DarIing, | love you. Dar-
ling-Yes, know it, Harry; but was
in hopes you'd have some news to tell
me tonight. | haven't seen soul to-
day and I'm just dying for news
Boston Transcript
Tommy-Paw, | heard man say
that Mr.. Watts was seIf-made man.
What is a self-made man? Mr.. Figg
A man who knows how to make a
dollars worth Of work for fifty cents.
-I1dianap0iiS J0HFaaL.
Mrs Dodds-So your husband is at
home with headache. What is the
matter? Mrs. Podds Ga conliding wo-
man)-Too much ice water. He drank
three glasses this morning before
breakfast.-N y Weekly.
Miss Fisher-I really don't think !
shall take part again in theatricals. |
always feel as though | were making a
fool of myself. Pilkins (who always
SAYS the wrong thing)-O. every body
thinks that. Bro0klyn Life.
Father-You seem to look at things
in a different light since your mar
ria@e. His Newly Married Daughter
Well, ought TO after receiving four
teen lamps and nine candelabra for
wedding presents.-Brookiya Life.
Jess-How in the world does Miss
Fitz make herself out to be p? Bess
T wenty-two years ago the family
Bible was lost in fire. and to fix the
date beyond question. she had to begin
all over again.-Smith, Gray d Co.
Monthly.
Visitor-What is the history of that
patient? He looks so happy. Warden
(of insane asylum) He is. That man
succeeded in getting white vest that
fitted him around the neck, and it
| made him inSana with iOy-CIOtkieT