New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-08-06

had any serious objection to that she said hDeray
for II wives could entertain their husbands tney
ought to be thrown into the sea- II was custom '"".
should obtain In this country: 1t would give graf
deal more freedom In masculine miDds 10 the idea VI
marriage.
This talk of nv friend disturbed me somewhat,
though | knew that the Columbian Guards would
protect me, and that perfectly satc' h"' ""
think that Gertrude did not show excellent 'ase LII
her choice Of a subject just now.
I Immediately began to discover that the gait OF
human being at least OF Turkish human behs' wheh
he Is carrying chair hung UPON shafts Is capooie o'
producing a strange effect upon the person III 'he
chair II seemed 10 me that I was beginning to be
seasick But leaned back In nonchalant manner
as II had ridden every day OF my life In this way.
And then It occurred to IN" that the stun nniire o
this vehicle was an excellent repository for all xmas
OF microbes and that the hole thing came from the
Orient where microbes par, ,nlarly love TO reside.
| wished that had moi thought OF this, ana also
wished extremely that u men would not bob 'he
shafts ND and down 80 =, hey walked And wnere
were they going They w"rc certainly g'lne along
tho Plaisance toward Washington Park, and haa
expressly directed them To 20 into the grouhds' a''o
the Fisheries Building, for II was our morning 'or
whales
I told Gertrude that wished she would explain %
the man ahead OF rs that he must g. back that ne
must take me to the Fisheries: that ] would not oe
carried another step through the Palssnee
then that We discovered what have since heard
Others intimate TO b. the case. that the IurSm DeaIei
know much better where You wif to be taken tnam
y0u know. You may have nebnlois wishes IeAulns
yOn in certain direction. but the men are ho'
nebulous at all: they know positively. -, -
Th, particular Turk professed now 10 know no
other wish than my wish ana u" secineu " ,coI
little for a moment. nevertheless ne KEPT ngh' Oh , n,u
soon halted at the place where they have captive
| balloon.
sob. don't let them set me down here!' eNpa'neu
! 10 Gertrude for the balloon asrrnsohs wern oi,c
phase OF the side shows that was resolved not 70 sc
My friend had conversation With the heah Iurh'
lie seemed to understand her and she seemed 10 ".'
dcIsland him. but | could not understand either ",
! them: perhaps my obuseness rose from the mct '"''
| | was sea sick.
Gertrude turned to me. while the Turks put me
down and wiped their brows with red cotton nam
kcrchlcs with pictures OF the Administration Buildihg
on them.
"As near as can make ont" she said. there $
going he a wedding IN IT." lolloOn when II gets well
mp. and they profess to think that You must have said
balloon instead Of Fisheries. Perhaps 1t Is somo other
ceremony and Is not n wedding at all. Anyway,
II T. evident that here Is whcr" they wanted to come
suppose Won try talking with them yourself
did try. with the result that was taken up again
and walked OF with being very seasirk. and growing
| more so every moment. toward the Fair grounds:
But they insisted upon taking me to the Art Build
ing now told Gertrude that did not core whore
| they Put me down II they would only put me Gown
somewhere.
| was so glad to get out Of the chair that tipped
| tho bcnrcrs cxtravaganty. | told Gertrude that II
WAS well worth riding In sedan chair just for NE
getting ont Of II ard seeing the Turks waddl'
| of with It, | hop" something will be so absorbingly
Interesting that shall soIn forget about ~" microbes
| that | know In the lining OF that chair.
| l.. p.