The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1893-12-01
JIMMIE FADDry ryryRy1tNrD
He sod the Duchess GO 10 Supper with an
Enriish Swell

Say. de Duchess will get mo turned dow
so hard one OF desc days iii mover get d
wrinkles took outer me. Sure I'd get dea
: sore on do Duchess II It wasn't dat she's d
> boss jollier you ever seed. and you can't kceI
mad wild her long. We Ia nil down Mt MIR Bur
, tons place in de country now. and I'm up Ii
de city to-day tendin' to sendin' some ting
down dero what dose fool servants didn't pacl
up when we went down. has to do all dos,
, tings now. de Duchess and ME has to- caus,
Miss Fannie won't let no ono else do dem fol
her. and guess dey'd all starve to dcat nnc
not have no close to wear il 1t wasn't for ms
takin care OF dem.
We went TO de country Just before de lee.
ton cause his whiskers and Sir. Burton and Mr.
laul used to Jaw and Jaw and Jaw SO much
bout politics and bosses and Mugwumps and
dinky tlngs like dat dat Miss Fannie she inst
bundled de whole gang off to de country where
dey'd have sometin' else to Jaw bout and
couldn't vote. We lie goin' to stay over Tanks
given Day. what's a day dc President m axes at
Albany when folks don't have to make no ex-
cusc for gettin a load OATS right.
We'll. as was tellin' you. we was all down
In do country de time when dey had de horse
show at do Madison Square Garden. ono dnv
Miss Fannie tells inc and de Duchess to chase
ourselves up TO town to get some tings from
| de house what she wanted and do Duchess
she gives me a wink and tells mo { sneak mo
| dross suit along wild mo what Mr. Burton give
me. and we'd have some fun.
Wbattellr says to her What's your
game 2 says like dat seer
She tells mo to saw wood and say nottln'
till we was up in town; so | says nottin'. but
Just sneaks mo ciawhAmmer wild u.s. md Wa
como away lookin as plous as u unrson.
min Spy Spy what DO you MN Dat puGhoss had
horse show, sure! 1 troatened TO give her ~
good ickin, Tor II. but she Just laughed ami
was gon L use de tickets. ard what wv was ," ~,
harm o: our usin dem 80 us to give do horse
say. whit de. you tink of dat girl She's an
Well. when We hacked up de tings at de
house what was wanted. and went to de candy
shop and do flower store for some dude tinEs
NJ Paul wanted fer Miss Fannie-its always
Mr., Paul and not Mr.. Burton what orders dose
dude tings for Miss Fannie. which | tink ia
queer and which, de Duchess doesn't Well
ner. de Duchess tells me to put ON me harness.
me clawhammer and she skipp od to Miss Ian
Say. dat girl would make actor lady out
on top Of dc stage Sure. You never seen de |
like Of her when she waItzes, out OF Miss Fan.
me base and dat 1t was Miss Fannie for a min. |
U ute: she S was all made up in Miss fannles
glasses what you SEQ at de teatre tru. and she /
tss s SH d % sS x sse Spsned her to
She looked me over. and den made me part
me hair In de middle and plaster 1t down each
chucked me chin back so far / looked Tx Kef
Vas smellin' somethin bad. and den She said
chases ourselves TO de show. W.
Ms Before we ehases ourselves | told de
queer Miss Fannie.
YOU ever Reard WHAT Sss So sH8s Hnd
a ga couldn't tum6iS all Oft. but dc game
tG n' Gs Miss '0 TannEs Get w on
wild his whirkers onct which you has
to say Sir to before You says his name. 'pi s
Duchess knows all dis cause she was wild Miss
and his club when Miss Fannie was ia sciooi.
10 mug never blowed OH his whiskers hut
only lust called on him and Miss Fannie onct,
n or q minute. what's de way dose mugs do. dc
Say, dis Is an awful long yarn and nearly
1eqldp't mind. Here's looSin' at ~ you. INKS 1
v. Men' AS as was teliin' you, de mug comes 6
four house, ara %Snn f He SasSs a hT
annie Is at de country place what do You tinE
70 doe ~ ne must I b. a real GENT don't
zee he makes bluff dat he's wqitin' for to ]
run it away. De Duchess seed dat Siss Fannie .
1as mad at de mugs, cheek. after de way he'd i
s. she puts W de iob i'm toiiin YOU bout D"'"'
Well we goes to do horse show. and sits in Il
cry mug we WAS lnyin' FOR waIkin' along b
,okin AZ rapcr where was printed de names 4
de folks. in do box, When he seed US lac p
,oSs at he paper and don at us again. and d
owed. and hoists me dicer and bows and Ia
Q mug chases up our box.
do D SSins she wSsIerS to me to do most
nk your towery Dd,ois is Yankee trogue' 81
I'D aif ike sG to knUS WHAT Rowsssy
4 like TO know. h
I'd begins telin' de Duchess Hat he'd herd n
her marriage. tiukin' she was Miss Fannie, n
pose: aud de Duchess noarly stamps me Il,
81 on to Keep mo mogt shut, W
dead game sport. De mug never called her VI
'wn oneti cause 'stit OF talkin' She lust u
ID hands and eyes, like dose Frencn formers al
n. and only spoke do few American words Ia
rat she can speak like me. or
i Clipped in whenever do Duchess give me III,
y, wink ink, hht + was hart game and was Or,
De mug says he'd see us to our carriage du
q says dst de carriages was In de county. ~
4 we'd walk home, ben he says could he in
says what's de matter wild a glass Of wine III
little sunpert say; 1 never taut 20 trs
$ out for blood, and her eyes was lust an
n 81 wild de fun she wHs havin' wild do mug. s"'
chess wouldn't she e. order Ter ~ Would sh m cer
] ~ Reel ray, you'd died 10 hear her rattle elf
ue otuer 20 90 waiter What UNDERSTOOD her VIZ
n lanRwudgc. 1 guess de mug didn't IN I sll
stand, cause no look ed easy until de waiter y9l
gan bringin 90 de wine AMI grub ami den 4
near fell In NJ. don't tink der- was much ! Alv
In de pHntry nor de wine cellar when day'I | or
'uEht de Duchess's order. sure. ON
1 tink de mug began TO tum hle before we'd ! in
she'd dat supDer Tor de Duchess heran / ha'
sln' as fast rs a quarter horse after she'd Sp'
klel de SECOND cold NOT He began 10 looE pos
Inte OF us "A Iittla nuesr and lien he ast Mr.
M de Duchess nrstt . I'm "a mon yag ba eV on
ted up 10 lie cnuniry mace Do Duchess hdt
/ ed Al him harder dan H., IooErd M her and Bu,
4 a made her ayas hip,.er ian Il. var M ! tut
!, and saws like he was TuraIrZed wild u h
iZe saws she. Who do you take Us TORI W
Tor Mr.. and Mrs Burton says do mug. hS.
Dan da Duehoss Five ma de wink 10 troUr | Lii
! down and says. slys T. lie I WAS Bar
sr | saws, What Tell / says : Ills is
; Burton's maid, anu I'm Mr. BurtOus
,. sse' sav> like dat sea SAYS |. nj,
say. don't tink lie did see. for he shut his ~
Ike he WAS knocked nut. while de folks Wed
Q odder table near died augnin'. sure" the
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