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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
Happenings in and About Alton.

ALTON, VA, July Special.-There
was pretty home wedding near Green
field last Thursday morning. The prin-
cipals were Miss Lily, daughter Of Mr..
Addison Goodloe. and Mr.. William Mat
thews, OF the firm Of Maynard q Mat
thews. OF Big Stone Gap. Rev. Hart
well Hawthorne performed the ceremony.
The young couple left on the o'clock
evening train for the West
Last Friday evening Rev. J. /. Sher-
rand lost his barn and crop Of wheat by
fire. The hands were hauling in the last
load when the fire was discovered. 1t is
supposed 10 have originated from a pipe
coal dropped by one OF the men.
Miss Resale Watson, OF Lynchburg,
is at "Oatlands."
Mr.. and Mrs. Irving Watkins. OF Rich
mond. are at Avon.
Miss Elise White, Of Norfolk. is sum-
mering at Twin Bays"
Richmond is we'll represented al both
hotels. and most Of the cottages are
engaged.
The rains here have been heavy and
timely for the corn.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19

PELLET Entered into rest at her res
idence, No. 1902 east Broad street, Rich
mond, Tuesday. July is. 1898. Mrs ST.
SAN L. PELLET, widow OF the late
Gurdon Pellet, NJ. D., Of Brookfleld,
Mass, and sister OF the late James H..
Gardner. OF this city, in the elghty-sixth
year of her age. blessed are the dead
who die in the Lord, for they rest from
their labors and their works do follow
them"
Funeral win take place THURSDAY,
July 20, 1898. from the First Presby-
terrain church at $50 Z. NJ.
RIDLEY.-JOHN w. RIDLEY departed
this life Monday. July nth, in hrs TWEEN
ty-seventh year.
Funeral from the Ebenezer church TO-
DAY "wednesday, July 10Th, at 4 o'clock
=. NJ. Friends invited 10 attend.
Observation-Disclosures. at New York.
Sunday, SIGMOND ROSENBACHER, Of
Winston. y. c.; aged thirty-nine years.
Funeral will take place from Union de-
pot this morning on arrival Of $50 train.
Friends Of the family are invited to at
tend.
Winston. n. c.. Baltimore. Md, and
Danville, Va, newspapers kindly copy.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
TROTS FOR BIG PURSES.
nro CROWD WITNESSES THE GRAND
CIRCUIT Events.
R..,us Of tho Running Races ana tho
Ball Games-A Game Prize f's"' ,"
West yirginis-other Sports

DETROIT. July 1S-of course the Me'-
chants and Manufacturers stake was
ar attraction at the Driving Park, and
.nou, 1000 people journeyed thither TO
SEQ IT decided. At the opening OF the
hettIng Fides Stanton. the great cana
a,a, s.alIion. was the fayorite at S~o'
ur,,n silver star at ss2S. silva $40. Miss
rm un Mambritonian so. PittsburS
wilkes scn Koaline $50. Chimes IlH 'o0'
and the field $40. 1891.
Inst before the first heat theTe was
disposition 10 make Silver star ia'oii'e'
Chimes Girl famed herself whlie eAei
clsng. and was Withdrawn lhe ~
heat was taken by silva win no 'rouoie
whatever. In the second SiNa Isu az To-
~ a. tbree.-ouarfers. where she broke
ha5lv and silver STAR who was coming
60 fast shot into the lead. silva quickly
ca,,s,ht her GAIT. however and coming IN
- ,to strcfch outfooted silver star, WIN
,,p0 by n length Fides Stanton was
,oor third. The next heat was simply
,-ocesslon as far as first was concerned
mora was a struggle between Mambrl'o-
,op and Pearl McGreggor for second ana
re former WAS victorious. silva, by max
Ing the time in faster than IA gets TIC
srno offered by the club for the feat
1.,o tbyee-vear-old class. trotting, was
,ascn nv Fan Tasy IN straight meats
=, a.. ors. heat Double Cross came UP
fas, IN the first quarter, but could not
o,,e,take the leader The next neat
showed that Fan Tasy easily outciassed
the others. and the last was also lhe
same. c-,, ,.hor
darkness fell. and went over iii 10
morrow afternoon. after four rafting
heats had been paced. The summaries:
Three-year-old trotting, purse SzVo-
Fan Tasy !. /. !; Double cross
2 q 3; Oriole 3. T. 2; Gypsy
rarl & 3 =: Corallne 4, 3, 4.
Time. POI. 2:23 "a. 219
2,t class trottirg. Merchants ana
Manufacturers stakes. purse %oOO-Siva'
!. /. /: Miss LII. 2. 7. Z; MambrItonlan, a
3. .; Silver Star. 8. 2, G; Fides stanton
3 8 B: Pearl McGregor. 3, 6, 3; koahne'
4 4 10: Pittsburg Wilkes, 6. g. 3; Prince
Henry. u. 8. Z; Dandy c., 9. TO- s; Eth, II,
II. II: Matrimony, dis. Time, 214 j,
21S 81. PIG IL
POI class. pacing. purse 5000 (uniln-
!. 2. s. 3; Boon VIII
son. 6. 4. T. ]: Polly r., 2, 3, 3, 2; Christie
Queen. 3. 9. 2. c: Gertie b.. 7. 6, 4. 4; De-
clincourt, II, Z. 3, 3; Olivette. II. TO- s. Z;
Cash Boy. 9. s. .. S: Tip O'Tip, 4, II, dis;
Beulah. s. 8. 10. dis; Debrno. 8. dis;
White Cap. 10, dis. Cleric, y. dis; Red
Cloud, 10, dis. Time, 21G Ia, 213, 2I5 l-2
PIG "a.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
Appointed Chief Of Police,

PETERSB URG. VA, July Especial.
Mr.. William r. Mckinney, president Of
the common council and acting mayor,
to-day appointed Mr.. Donnie Parkinson
chief Of police. Mr. Parkinson was unan-
imously agreed upon by the police COM
missioners as the person 10 be nominated
by the mayor for the Office.
4 +. Hill Camp Of Confederate Nete-
rams, az a meeting held tonight, de-
cdcd 10 attend the unveiing Of the Con-
federate monuu ent at NottaWay Court
house on Thursday next.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
Fatal Blow In n Glove Contest.

NEW YORK, July ls.-Frank Egan,
who killed John Mcdonald last evening
in a glove contest in n lumber yard foot
OF West Fifty-eighth street. was turned
over 10 the custody Of the coroner's office
this morning by Justice Kerr in the
Yorkville Police Court.
According to the evidence gathered by
the detectives. Mcdonald had been on a
spree since the 4th OF July, and the doc
tors at the hospital are OF the opinion
that the mans death was due more to
alcoholism than TO the blow he received
I'm the fight.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
A Game Prize Fight.

WHEELING. July 1s.-One OF the
earnest prize fights ever witnessed In this
vicinity was a seventeen-round contest
between Jack Bolen. champion 126-pound
nugilist Of the West, and Mike Howley.
The mill came of about fifteen miles
below this city on the Ohio side OF the
river al sunrise this morning. A steamer
took down several hundred sports from
Wheeling and Pittsburg. The contest
was for a purse Of $500. Every round
was terrific. and IN the seventeenth How
ley falling to come up TO the scratch.
the night was given to Boien.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
THE "STRAIGHroUTsu YIN.
Municipal Elections In Florida Under
the New Ballot System

JACKSONVILLE, FLA, July 1s.-The
straightout Democratic ticket was elect
ed here to-day by scattering majorities.
Fletcher DEM leads Dzialynsh (Ciu-
zensD for mayor by over 80 votes, while
the Democrats elect seven councilmen M
large and five ward councilmen, thus
making the council stand twelve Demo-
Gratis 10 four Citizens. The Democrats
also elect the comptroller and treasurer
and the council will elect the recorder
OF the board Of public works and the
ponce commissioners. The Australian
ballot system worked well. and ali the
parties and factions are satisfied with It.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
MORE DELEGATES CHOSEN.
Frederlcksburg for O'Ferrall-The Leo
County Delegates Somewhat Mixed.

FREDERICKSBURG, VA. July 49,
Speclal-At a meeting Of the Democratic
party held to-right the following dele
Gates were elected TO the Gubernatorlal
Cony tntion: r. McCracken, II. +. Girls
end, Henry Dannehl, George W. Wro-
ten. r. d. Cole c. W. Burlington, II. b.
Mer reliant.
The delegation Is solid for O'Ferrall for
governor and Little Of this city for at
tOrney-geneIal.
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HE Washing
tons had the
game well In
hand up to thu
fifth inning to.
day. when the
phillics forged
ahead on ac-
count OF the
rank fielding
Of the home
club Six rups
were unearncd
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19

by five Wild throws and n few hits. In
the ninth inning. however Washington
won on Aliens errors. a single and Meek
ins hit for three bases. Attendance. 29J0.
Weather warm. Score:
H. ". =.
Wasfir gton ....".s 022010O3-l1 10 6
III Philadelphia ...,.0 OF &c 0 0 0 0--9 9 3
batteries: Meekin and Farrell, Carsey
and Clements.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
The Essex County Delegates.

TAPPAHANNOCK. VA. July ls.-Spe-
cial.-The Democratic delegates to the
Gubernatorial Convention which meets in
Richmond on the 18th Of August from
this ESSEX county are Messrs. Robert
Ellis, ". A. Williams, T. f. Blakey. j.
NJ. Broaddus. William b. Robinson. w.
j. Halle. Booker Garnett, II. l.. Newbiu
and W. j. Robinson. Four were instruct
ed. but all are for O'Ferrall
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
Solid Tyler Delegation.

CRAIG CITY, VA. July 1s-Special-
The Craig County Convention was most
harmonious. The O'Ferrall men were
outvoted by large majority. A solid
Tyler delegation was chosen to the State
Convention
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Ice County Delegates.

BIG STONE GAP, VA. July 1s-spe-
cial.-The Lee county Democratic con-
vention yesterday instructed three dele
gates for Tyler and three for OFerrall.
OF the upinstructed delegates six are for
Tyler and one for O'Ferrall. Three are
claimed by both sides. but probably all
are for Tyler.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
Another O'FerrsI Statement.

Judge ]. L. East, chairman Of the State
OFerrall organization. furnishes The
Times the following estimate Of the dele
gates chosen TO date: O'Ferral, 334:
Tyler. Sc; Buford. 26; Kent IS; in doubt,
g.
Continuing, he says: The result Of the
county conventions held Saturday and
Monday last clearly demonstrates that the
Democracy Of Virginia desire the nomina-
ton Of Charles T. O'Ferrall for the Gov
ernorship. l reiterate my former asser-
ton that he will be nominated before the
completion of the roll on the first call
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
Carroll for O'Ferrall.

YTHEVILLE. VA, July 1s.-Special.-
he Carr OH meeting was very large. AMI
sent a solid OFerrall delegation Of fif-
teen. Judge Bolen offered a resolution
erdoising OFerrall, which was received
with greatest enthusiasm and adopted
ithnnt dissent.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
Exciting Bali Game.

srarrNTON. VA. July B.-Special.-
THO aneet game OF ball ever played
hare so say the experts. was played to-
dsv between the Charleston, w. Va
team and the stanton team. UP TO the
eighth inning there was not run MADE
IT, the eighth each side made three runs.
In the ninth inning the visitors made TWO
ms on a lost ball. and won the game.
The score stood FIVE 10 three In favor OF
the visitors. The teams will play again
Tomorrow and next day.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19

CINCINNATI. o., July 1s.-One Of tbs
| smallest crowds Of the season saw he
| Reds put up their worst article Of ball
| Of the year Mike Sullivan was off in HIS
pitcl Ing and his support was very rag
| ged. in the sixth hiring every one OF
the Loujsviles took turn nj the bat.
and scored six runs. After this the game
was prolonged hope for the Reds.
Weather clear attendance, LIS. Score:
Il. III. T..
| Cincinnati ........10001100 6
! Louisville ..........20 e00640 9-l2 10 2
Batteries: Sullivan and Murphy, fIemm-
ing and Clarke.
Baltimore, 10; Brooklyn. 8.
BALTIMORE. July 1s-Mullane pitched
gilt-edged ball to-day. and Baltimore
again took Brooklyn into camp. Haddock's
support was off color. The bridegrooms'
errors were all costly DAILY struck out
four times in succession. while Kelley ard
Treadway hammered Haddock for FIVE
bases each. There were no objections to
umpire Emslie. Mclaughlin. IT was sta
ted. has been, retired for keeps. Atten-
dance 1855 The score:
Brooklyn ..........20300 O-5 10 3
Baltimore .......1 200 2 X-l0 3
Batteries: Mullane and Clark; Haddock
and Kinslow.
Cleveland, II; Pittsburg, 3.
CLEVELAND, July 1S.-In the first
inning the Pittsburgs batted the ball
hard, and got three runs. After that
they still continued to bat the BAH hard,
but got no runs. In the sixth Cleveland
started after Gumbert at a hot clip, and
knocked six runs out by good batting.
The bases were full when the side re-
tired. Ewings long three-bagger TO the
right field fence did the business for
Cleveland. The fielding OF the home
team was excellent. while that Of the
Pittsburgs. especially in the out field.
was very bad. Attendance, 200. Score:
r. H. f..
Cleveland ........20O AKA Is l
P1ttsburg .........3 0 ? 0 q D. 10
Batteries Young and O'Connor; Gum
bert and Miller.
Chicago, 4; St. Louis, o.
CHICAGO, July 1S.-Four snappy dou-
bic plays made at critical periods ena-
bled the Colts 10 shut out the St. Louis
Browns this afternoon The element Of
luck, too, favored the home team. The
Browns could not hit Hutchinson effec-
lively, while the locals punched their
hits on Breitenstein. The weather was
cloudy ana cool, anu the attehuahce 1,VoV
Score: r. II. T..
Chicago ..........o 0 0 90 0 - 10
St Louis ........O 100000 900 2
Batteries: Hutchinson and Kittredge
Bretenstein and Gunson.
New York. 10: Boston.7
NEW YORK, July 1S.-The New Yorks
batted SWEETS for eighteen hits, and
ten earned runs to-day. and beat the
Bostons again in a canter. Rusie, on
the other hand, kept the hits well scat
tered. and received magnificent support
besides there being no less than five
double plays made by New Yorks in
field. Score:
r.. II. f.
New York ........30123612x-lS IS 4
Boston ............2 O0O1 OF II 3
Bstteries: Rusie and Mllllgan; Sti-
Vets and Camel.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19

nth innings each. and two In the ninth'
The following is the score by innings
Inv II. VI. f..
virginias ..........l
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19

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loss OF appetite and nervous Dros,ration
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
FOR DYspEpSrA

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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
How the Clubs Stand.

Games Scheduled for To-Day.
Boston at New York
Brooklyn at Baltimore.
Philadelphia at Washington.
Pittsburg at Cleveland.
Huntsville ut Cincinnati
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
Sure, efficient. easy-Hood's Pills.

Impaired digestion cured By Beechami
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
MARINE INTELLIGENCE.
MINIATURE ALMANAC. Jnly -. 1893.

Sun rises...........s:Oj Moon sets.11:l0 p. NJ.
sun SETS. .......7:27 Days length..llh 22m.
HIGH TIDE.
MOTnlnS.. frffss-s'ss' NtS0.
PORT OF WEST POINT, JULY Is, 1898.
ARRIVED
Steamship Charlotte. Nickle. Baltimore,
passengers and general cargo.
Steamship Allegheny. Nickerson, Provi-
dence via Norfolk and Newport News,
passengers and general cargo.
Steamer Elm City, Marshall, Walker
ton.
SAILED.
Steamship Allegheny. Nickerson. Provl-
dence via Norfolk passengers and gem
erai cargo.
Steamship Charlotte. Nickle, Baltimore,
passengers and general cargo.
Steamer Elm City, Marshall Walker
ton, passengers and general cargo.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
PORT OF WEST POINT, JULY IS, 1898.
AUCTION sALFS.

WEDNESDAY,, July 10Th. at 6:15 p. NJ.
auction sale Of dwelling sos north
Twenty-fourth street. by E. a. Catlin,
auCtiOneer
FRIDAY. July DIST. at @ o'clock p. NJ,
auction sale of dwelling No. 323 south
Third street
SATURDAY. July 22d. at 1890 p. NJ,
trustees sale Of land on the Three
Chopped road. in Henrico county. by
DenOOn. Upper A. co.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
Another Tyler Estim ate.

RADFORD, VA. July 1S.-Spe-lal.-Th
Tyler Club sends out this bulletin to-day:
As stated in our first bulletin, we est
ated that Tyler would receive over $50
delegates; 4S9 have been chosen, Of which
Tyler has 1873, O'Ferral has 242. Bufo-d Is.
doubtful IS: Of the delegates yet 10 be
elected this week Tyler will receive Al,
O'FerraH 10; this Will make up 10 the
close Of the week, Tyler 1884, O'Ferrall 252.
over cne-third Of the delegates win Ia ie
been elected, and our estimate is very
l'tile lessened. The counties and cfles
yet TO elect Will increase our calculItlcrs.
and more than make UP losses. as oar
strongest counties have yet TO select dele
gates AS stated in vest ,rday's bulletin
we had only calculated on half Of ROa-
ncke city and felt doubtful as 20 these,
and also eleven votes lost I'm Smith
county. a solid vote in Winchester. and
more than half in Warren and Rappahan-
mock, and a right to claim a division I'm
Clarke more than offsets our losses in
the Ninth district The newspaper re-
ports of this date do not at all agree
with our private information. Lancaster
IS doubtful; Southampton has only eleven
votes instead Of fifteen as reported, and
is divided; Giles, Lee and Dickinson are
solid except three or four votes. Buch-
anan has not reported, but Will be solid.
Several counties have postponed their
conventions until next week, hence the
charge in claims to the close OF the week.
Let the other side publish how far short
they are 10 date on their estimates.
In a dispatch 10 The Times last night
Mr.. II. c. Preston. president OF the Tyler
Club at Radford, says: Craig, Giles, Dick
enson. buchanan and Lee counties solid
for Tyler except perhaps three IN Lee.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19
PHILLrys AGAIN BExTEN.
.rrors in the Last Inning Cause Their
pefcat-The other Games.

WASHINGTON. JULY IL.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1893-07-19

TOWNSVILLE. VA. July Especial
A mass-meting Of voters OF Lee county
was held to-day for the purpose OF
electing delegates TO the State Gubernato-
rial Convention. x motion to allow each
Of the five districts to appoint their dele
gates and alternates. and the county-at-
large one delegate and one alternate was
adopted. The delegates were elected as
follows: Jonesville district. G. T. Duncan
]. NJ Tate and DR.. NJ. b. Spencer dn-
structed for Tyler; RosehHi district, II
c. r. Richmond. Henly Fugate and James
Wheeler INSTRUCTED for O'FerralD; White
Shoals district, i. j. CULLEN. Wright
Stlckey and +. S. Bishop Rocky Station
district. f. W. Peudhton. e. W. Staple
ton and DIT. Young. Yokum Station dis
trict. NJ. G. Ely. f. G. D. Daily and c. s.
Flanary Wninstructed). Delegate-at-large
A. NJ Brown. OF the delegates not In
structed six are for Tyler, one for O'Fer-
rail-, and three unknown.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-12-10
FIVE PIPES OF OPIUM.
Experience of Londoner Who Tried
to Hit the Pipe
From the Pail Mall Budget.

From the Pail Mall Budget
l made point of watching the effect
of the successive pipes on myself care
fully. AS before. the first pipe had no
effect at all; after the second pipe
found l was beginning to pey pre- gently,
and the skin was soft and relaxed. ex-
actly as if | had been taking Dover's
powder From this it struck ne that
opium smoking might be useful in muscu-
lar rheumatism.
l smoked five pipes one day after the
other, and fancied that the action of the
heart was slightly depressed; but beyond
this | felt nothing whatever. | had been
chatting with my host as he managed
my pipe for me, and had ascertained
that there were no public restaurants, the
cooking beng done in the boarding
houses; nor was there a public loss
house; my host had his ''jOss' in a special
room in his own house. As time was get
ting on / rose to leave, and received sew
eral friendly mods and grins from the
other men there. After / had left the
place about quarter of an hour | be-
gan to find that the opium was taking
effect.
My limbs felt as if they did not belong
to me; l could control them, but they
seemed to be part of some one else. My
brain seemed quite clear and very active
thinking on its own account, could not
govern or direct the chain of my thoughts,
which proceeded in the most grotesque
order, the most irrelevant ideas following
one another, and getting mixed up with
the ideas called up by external surround
ings.
My sight, too, was affected; fancied
there was a very faint haze over every
thing, and it seemed as if the power Of
adjustment was lost, and size and dis
lance were difficult to determine. l had
slight hallucinations also; for instance,
l was, for a moment, certain that a cent?
pede about four or five inches long, with
a chain round it, was walking up my leg;
at the same time ! knew it was only
vision, and that it arose from my having
seen during the dry man in the street
selling one of the reptile toys which run
along and are held by a string.
Soon after l found the greatest diff
Guilty in keeping my eyes open, though
my brain was still abnormally active:
this passed of, and felt no i'll effect of
any kind; and I may mention that
next morning l had neither headache
nor the least feeling of discomfort Of any
kind.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-12-10
NOT A GOOD RISK.
When lie had Taken Out an Accident
Policy His Troubles Began.

From the Detroit Free Press.
"Well, I'll be hanged, but that is the
last straw which breaks a dozen camels'
backs - exclaimed a well-known travelling
agent for an eastern accident insurance
company, as he threw down the paper he
was reading in the reading room Of a De-
troit hotel the other forenoon.
What is it," asked man who had
just come in.
Don't put me down as hard hearted
man, but here is a man in Buffalo who
ought to be taken out and killed with a
crowbar!"
What's his offense?"
"Here it is: Fell out of a street car
on Main street and broke his arm
'Oh! / see. Insured in your company
and will get S25 per week as long as he is
laid up, but you shouldn't feel vindictive
toward a victim of misfortune"
But, my dear boy, you don't under
stand Let me tell you about that prec-
ious victim of misfortune" said the
agent, as he got his patent feathers
hoisted to the proper angle. II ran across
him in Buffalo ABOUT seven years ago. He
was a bookkoeper for q grocery store,
getting Sl3 a week. ! was after insur-
ance and l made a dead-set for him. He
had never met with an accident in his
life, and, therefore, didn't see the wis
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-12-10

81 shall have to leave on the lst," said
the new servant girl to Mrs. Portly Pom
pous.
Why do you want to goi"
Because I feel so sorry for you husband
can't stay here any longer. He told me
If he had met me before he married YOU I
would be his wife, and I haven't the
heart to stay here and see him suffer. p
| Danbury Times.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-12-10

'And when you told her she was the
prettiest woman in 1he world, you think
she believed you2" 80, dear, no. Had
she believed me she never could have any
regard for my intellect. She knew was
lying, and also knew that l must think a
good deal of her 10 tell such a whopper. "
Boston TRANSCRIPT,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-12-10

"Where We goin'2" said one small boy
to another Ter the foot ball game"
Som 1. My big brothers goin' ter take
me-" 'Humph My big brother wouldn't
go to a foot ball game ''Wouldu' t-go-to-
a-foot- ball-game. Nav. My brother
was in the war. He's seen reg lar bat
ties, he has. Washington Star.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1893-12-10

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