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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07
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che nlack nootblack's Philosophy vi
Hot Weather aud Shipwrcck.
Good morning, sub; havea shine,
mhl" said the black boothlack, as he
aw one of his regular customers
coming down the corridor, The reg
slar customer sat down in the chair,
hwardly prayed that mono of his
friends might come along before he
| got out of it and made some original
observation about the weather.
Yes, sub, y replied the boothlack; /;
1T is sutnly very hot day. /
Eell-no, sub, | won't say nothing
about it, because il might be n good
leal wus, There might be n big
aood or wind 70 blow us all away.
Yes, sub, that's what | always say
when hear people talliin about how
Dad things is.
II says Don't you go and say
nothing, because it might hc n good
Zeal wus. | remember one time l
Nas out sailin with six other people
and four of EN- was ladies'; yes, sub;
Ihat was ON the James river, and u
squall struck the boat and she was
| Just tippin all round, and the ladies,
They was just scared to death and
they all yelled that we got to go back.
But says; Don't say nothing;
Il might be n good deal wus If we
try to go back the windn hit us
Sarder and we might tip over But
it want any use; the ladies kept
hollerin that we got to go back, and
the captain put her round and she
got caught right between two waves
and she went to the bottom and five
IF 'em was drowned. Yes, sub; all
the ladies was drowned and the cap
tain was drowned. l just struck out
for the shore, tell you. | want
goin to get drowned for nobody.
Gould l save any of the othersl l
didn't see none of the others; | didn't
want to see none of EN-. ! just got
to the shore; that's all | wanted.
Then | found a man with n boat and
we started out, and in a minute we
see the other man comm down the
river and we pulled him in, and the
ones that was drowned, some of EN-
wasn't found for two days, and then
they was way down the river.
That's what say, as long as I'm
alive it might be wus. | never hurt
nobody, and l don't want nobody to
touch me. Anybody can steal my
money or my clothes or anything; l
just say, Give me my life They
can have anything l got, only
don't hurt me. l know | got to die
some time, that's certain, but | don't
want nobody to murder me. No
change, sub, Thank you, sub.
Shine!'-New York Tribune.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

With the regulation Teck, palpa-
bly, madeup scarf, that is not an imi-
tation of any known that may be
made by the wearer, the scarfpin is
Stringently tabooed 1t enjoys in
such a pseudo-utilization almost as
much significance as it would if
stuck in the middle of pincushion,
and indeed about the same effect on
the beholder.
The four-in-hand or cravat when
tied in this way requires that the
pin be not inserted in one corner, as
was permissible when the smaller
Scarfs and lilliputian pins were worn.
Nor in the middle Of the crosspiece,
with a trite and stilted suggestive
ness. But in order to come as near
as possible to the center Of the space
seen through the waistcoat opening,
and because it appears to give a
Savor of utility in seeming to hold
the knot intact, there is the best ex-
yuse for having it penetrate the mid
die of the tie, just upon the lower
edge Of the crOssfold.
Never with a Windsor tie or a era
vat have the slightest indication of
iewelry.-Clothier and Eurnisher,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

There are many ways of preserving
milk SO as to keep it sweet, but one of
the most satisfactory is that which is at
present practiced at an establishment in
Texas. The milk, fresh from the COW,
is subjected to boiling heat, and after
the air has been expelled from it the
cans are Theoretically sealed. When the
process was first invented about fifteen
years ago, several dozen bottles were
sealed up. Every year some of these are
opened, and after fifteen years keeping
the milk has in every case been found
perfectly fresh.-St. Paul Pioneer Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07
A Gnlh Mennnn.

The brass knuckle ring is the newest
delight of the delightful young man who
feels that he must 10 armed, you know,
but cannot coudc>crud to anything quito
so low rs pistol ora knife. Il is u gold
band, fully an inch deep and uppropri.
ately thick, meant TO be worn instead OF a
"knuckle' on the little finger OF the strik-
ing hand and deep set with several more
or less precious stones To give it an inno-
cent and ornamental appearance This
weapon is quite effective when well laid
on, and its beveled edges and corrugated
surface are calculated to leave sears. New
York World
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

1t is true that the inhabitants of
4 Peking, Canton, Shanghai, Futwa
and Annoy speak Chinese, But as
to other parts of the country, it is
also true that a citizen of the places
named cannot understand the inhab-
itants any more easily than can a
Berliner an Enghshman, or a Pari-
sian Dutchman Thus the posi-
ton of the Chinaman in his own
country, where various so called dia-
lects are spoken, is rather peculiar.
The Chinese dialects have nothing
in common with the patois, or con-
versational forms Of language They
are used by the highest and lowest
classes the savants and uneducated,
the officials and the coolies The
dialect is a language by itself. The
various dialect forms, it is true, are
related to one another in somewhat
the same manner as the Arabic to
the Hebrew, Syrian and other Sc
mitic tongues, or German to English,
Dutch, Danish, Swedish, etc.
If it is desirable to classify the nu-
merous dialects they may be divided
into the Canton, Hakka, Annoy, Swa-
tow, Shanghai, Ningho, the Hainau-
ese and the Mandarin. The young
est of these dialects is the Mandarin.
Mandarin, contrary to the general
impression, is not the universal Ian
guage of China. The Canton tongue
resembles the ancient Chinese spoken
1900 years ago more closely than the
Mandarin. the Hakka shows also
traces Of great antiquity. 1t is smuch
older than the Mandarin, almost
equaling in point of age the Canton
tongue, or Cantonese. The same
thing may be said of the Swatow,
Annoy and Shanghai dialects. In
general we may say that the Ian
spoken in southeastern China
show traces Of the ancient Chinese
tongue, while the. Mandarin tongue
Is modern. -Ostasintischer Lloyd.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

Among the larger members of the
lamp family Turkish lamp more than
half as large as -four barrel is the
most conspicuous. Its top and bottom
are made of copper and the body is of
linen, after the style of the ordinary
Chinese lantern. Next in size to this is
a japanese might lamp" used for all
night burning in the Jap's house. 1t is
a square wooden frame nearly four feet
high, with sliding frames on two sides,
covered with white paper The other
sides, to within ten inches of the bot
tom, are also paper covered. A trans
verse board half way up this light tower
holds brass saucer, in which is burned
"brassica" oil with wicks Of rush.-Me-
chanical News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07
None But Royal

BAKING POWDER is absolutely pure. No other equals
it or approaches it in leavening strength purity or
wholesomeness. (See U. S, Govt Reports) No other
is made from cream of tartar specially refined for and
chemically pure No other makes such light, sweet
hnely-Havored, and wholesome food. No other will
maintain its strength without loss until used, or will
make bread cake that will keep fresh SO long, or
that can be eaten hot with impunty by dyspeptcs
No other is so economical
The Baking Powders now being offered in this
vicinity with the statement that they are "as good as
Royal" have been shown by the official analyses to be
composed of alum and detrimental to health
The official chemists of the United States and Can
ada State analysts, municipal boards of health and
physicians indorse the great qualities of the Royal
Baking Powder.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

Don't give up and say there is no help
for catarrh, hay fever and cold in head
since thousands testify that Ely's Cream
Balm has entirely cured them.
| have been bothered with catarrh for
about twenty years. had lost sense OF
smell entirely, and had almost lost my
hearing. My eyes were getting so dim /
had to get some one to thread my needle.
Now have my hearing as well as ever
had, and can see TO thread as fine nee
die as ever did, my sense of smell seems
to he improving all the time. think there
is nothing like Elys Cream Balm for ca
tarrh.-Mrs. Il. Il. Grimes, Rendrll Perry
county, o.
Apply Balm into each nostril II is
quickly absorbed. Gives relief ut once.
Price, 30 cents at druggists or by mail
Ely BROTHERS,
So Warren Street, New York.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07
wORru KNOWING,

That AtLcocES PoUous ptAsrEWs are the
highest result Of medical science aud skin,
and IN ingredients and method have ncyor
been cqualcd,
That they are the original aud genuine
porous plas'ers, upon whose reputation
imitators trade
That ALLvurK's poRous rLAsrrRs never
fail 10 perform their remedial work quickly
and e0cctually
That THIS fact Is attestcd 10y thousands OF
voluntary and uuimpenchabIo testimonials
rom grateful patients
That Tor urrhcumutlSm, weak back scintica,
lung trouble, kidney disease, dyspepsia,
malaria, and all local pains, they are in
valuable.
THAT when you buy AloocEs poRous
PtNsrERs you absolutely obtain the best
plastcrs made,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07
4 HERALD or run INFANT WEAR.

CLIP the last thirty ycUs or moro rom the
century aud the segment WIN represent the term
ol Tue unbounded popularity of Hostottcrs
stomach Hittow, Tho opeulup If tho year iSOl
VIII he siRnNlitcd by the appearance OF u fresh
Almanac Oi the liitttw, Ia which the uses, d,rl,
NauOn aud action ot thiSWurld famous mcdlcine
VIII be luridly SW fut h. Eycr, bod should read
To- ho found IN this brochure are always aston.
iShtuglN accurate aud the statistics, illustrns
uons, humOr A. Il other reading matter rich n
mterost and tull nt profit The llostottor Com.
Wny Of littshurg, pHr publish Il themselves,
IhoN employ moro than sixty hands IN the me.
ohahitHl work, aud moro than eleven months In
the year are consumed IN lts preparation II
eau ho obtained without cost OF all druggists
aud country dealers aud is printed IN English
Ncuau, F,tu h, Welsh, Norwegian, Swodiah
Holland, bohemian and spanish,
y uT'\ VNpYN. Iuun. VII, ia "A TnnI hu. A. f,I,t
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07
rows THISi

We offer 500 reward f'r any Cu,c Of Cntari
that cannot be- cured by Hairs CAtnrrh cure
+. j. CHENEY 4 co. Props, Toledo, q.
We the undersigned, have known J. the
ney for the last fifteen years. and believe him
per cctly honorable IN an business transactions
and financially able % carry out any obligations
made by their firm, WEST &TRCAN,
Wholesale DR. Rgists, Tulr @. o.
WALDlNG. kINNNN Il MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o,
Halls Citarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mu 'ous surfaces of
the system. Price - Celts p r bottle. Sold hy
all druggists. Testimonials free
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

"f cigarettes cause insanity, why
don't more young men go crazy!" asks a
correspondent. That is an easy one.
Brains are a prime requisite to an at
tack of ianity. That's why more
cigarette 81 okers don't go to asylums, :
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

A lady of Eastbourne, England, has
just offered the sum of $3.50 to the Sea-
mems mission if the society will APP
point reader for that town, and the
offer has been accepted. The fisher
men of Eastbourne are all residents,
without any admixture of nautical
strangers
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

A negro living near Chokee, Ga, is
the owner of a hound which, he SAYS,
attends all the religious meetings of the
negroes, stands up and tries to follow
them in the singing, and regularly goes
to the altar to be prayed for with the
rest Of the mournerS.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07
a SOVEREIGN REMEDY.

Dc, Parker's Sure Cough Cure. One
dose will stopa cough. It never iais.
Try it, Price, % cents bottle. For
sale by all druggists. Pacific Coast
Agent, Geo. Daalbender 4 Co., Drug.
sists, 2il Kearny street, San Francisco.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

s6oO In prizes for the best seven stories was what
THE NOUrH's toNrANtuN offered; $50 for the
best serials and $3.50 Tor the best folk lore tales
No less than 29i stories competed tor these prizes
The successful stories are Just announced tu nppvur
IN GUE CuArANtOS during lN1i.
By seHdinr Il =, az once yoI win obtain the pn.
per FREE to January and fora fun YEAR 10 January
ls9I A. dress rItE Nuuru's tUNrANIuN. Hu~toI.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

We know all about the plants of the
Old World and their sober characters.
What they can do i'll our New World
has to be still more developed and is an
other thing.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

Your druggist does not
spread his plasters or gela-
tine-coat his pills. He knows
that such work is better done
in a factory.
Some tryto make an Emul-
sion of cod liver oil; but they
cannot make one like SCOTS
Emulsion they'll find it out
some day.
There is no secret in what
it is made of; there is a
knack in making it. That
knack is SCOTS Emulsion.
There is a book on CARE
Full LIVING that you ought to
read. Shall 1--we send it? Free.
scnrr + BowNE, Chemists. r3a South eth Avenue,
Nay York.
om druggist kqeps Scott's Emulsion Of cod-liver
eil--all druggists everywhere do. s..
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

In speaking of the solidifcation of a
body by cooling, Professor Dewar says
that water can be made to become solid
by the evaporation of quarter of its
weight.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

Battle in plenty of sunshine as well as
in plenty of water, and don't forget to
dry rub morning and night. 1t will add
years to your life and vigor.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07
RUPTURE ANN PILES oUKEn.

We positively cure rupture, piles and all roc.
,Al diseases without pain or detontion from bust.
hess, No cure no pay Also ali Prieats dis.
vases. Address for pamphlet prs. Pnrterlold \
loSey, S'S Market street, San Francisco.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

Facemaking was first done by Bar
bara Uttman about 1850, though the in
vention is claimed for an earlier date by
France and italy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

The uuk st imposition u the markets is imi
tattoo Llmhurgcg cnvtse.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

sufferers from coughs sore throat. otc
should try 'BrUru's Bronchial Itorhey."
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07

\ pr'y cycty man whnis n fool has miut
suspicion ol iL hut IN trying To piovc that hc Ia
not fool he gets m deeper
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1893-01-07
Try GxRSEA for breakfast.

r,c Enamotnc stove Polish. no dust. no -moll.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1893-04-27
Accidental Happenings.

The deaths at Boles, Ark, from the
tornado number seven.
Fourteen wOrkingmen were drowned
in Lake Michigan at Milwaukee during
a tremendous gale.
Edward McClurg and Harry Rex were
killed by a boiler explosion at Ross
vile, Ohio.
The Clinton Wire Cloth company s
works at Clinton, Mass, were destroyed
by fire. Loss, $250,OO0.
An Iron Mountain express jumped
the track at Victoria, Mo. Seven per-
sons were injured.
James Burrtinett of Coal Center, Pa,
mistOOk his mother-in-law, Mrs. Troy,
for burglar, and shot her dead.
While gathering maple sap in the
woods near Oxford Mills, Ont, Samuel
Johnston was struck by a falling limb
and instantly killed.
A small child of John Clifford fell head
foremost into a jar of water at Oakland,
Ind, and was drowned. There was but
one and a half gallons of water in the
jar.
Dynamite in an old gas pipe, which
was being broken up at Tower, Mimi,
exploded ana Killed j. b. NetCl, CnarIeS
Nelson and Jacob Koshaver. Eight men
were injured.
The towboat John Dana burned at
Point Pleasant, w. Va. Loss, $4,000.
Nellie Hugh, an aeronaut, was dashed
against building in San Francisco and
had both legs broken.
The plant of the Hogan Mantel Man
ufacturing company at Louisville, KY,
was burned. -Four persons were injured,
Mrs. Jones fatally. The property loss
is 100000.
Destructive prairie fires have ragged
over a dozen counties in Western Kan
sas. The rank grass of last year makes
terrible fire when famed by the strong
winds which have been blowing and in
many cases barns, grain, bins, horses,
cattle and sheep have been burned.
A special from Usage, City, Kan, says
q cyclone passed over that city recently.
Four people are reported killed and sew
eral injured. It is also reported that the
storm worked destruction to life and
property at Lyndon and at two towns
near the latter point.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1893-04-27

San Diego, Cal, April %. According
to (. +. LuDlmis, well known traveller
and explorer now here, Henry Willard
is about 10 send an expedition to South
America at his own expense. What Vii
lard means to do with the results is not
known. Lummjs has just returned from
Peruvian expedition for New York
magazine and will go back to South
America to Join the Willard party.
This expedition" said Lummis, lis
under the auspices of Henry Willard
alone. He has equipped a party and
placed it under the charge of a we'll
known scientist and antiquarian and will
stand ali the expense of the expedition:
The trip will occupy several years and
will embrace Peru, Bolivia and Ecuador.
1t will be general exploring tour, study.
ing the language, traits and history of
existing tribes, the history of the people
of the past aud with and especial view
to discovering ruins and exploring the
sites of ancient cities"
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1893-04-27
RESULT on 4 DIVORCE TRIAL
SHE HAS BEEN FREED FROM
4 BRUTE.
The Daughter of a Well Known
French Painter Legally Sep
arated From Man Who
Shamefully Abused
Her.
Brutal Business,

Sioux Falls, s. D., Special, April 25.-A
divorce has been granted by Judge Aikens
which viii cause q furore among the high
social circles of France and Germany. 1t
sets free Mrs. Christine Hekking Pfaff, the
daughter of the celebrated French painter
ana acddemician who for several years past
has been the faVorlte of the salons and who
was conspicuous among the French visitors
during the late rebellion. Mrs Pfaff's COM
pla1nt alleged that her husband, since their
marriage in November, 1889, has pursued a
course of inhuman treatment which has
ruined her health and kept her in a continual
state Of fear and nervousness. making life
GhbeaIable. He began this course mmedi-
ateiy after marriage, although they were
living at her fathers house. and continued
1T until she left him last fail. He would
often threaten to kill her and would throw
at her books, inkstands and anything else
upon which he could lay his hands. He was
aflcted with a most outrageous temper, and
would lily into anger and violence without
warning. once he poured mug of scaldng
water over her head and shoulders, severely
lnJuring her. and at another time when she
was sick in bed he threw rocking Chair at
hec, mJuring her. He would frequently
strike her, throw her down and kick her
Drutally. AT one time when she refused to
go to bed at 10 o'clock he grabbed her.
stripped off her clothes, threw her on the
Eed, ana, taking out revolver, threatened to
shoot her. All this time he was familiar with
a maid employe in the house and was treat
ing his Wlfes protests with Indifference or
aouse. Flndlng eXpOStulationS unavailing she
left him last fall ana came to Sioux Falls,
Wnere she obtained legal residence about
tRree months ago Pfaff, who was the son
OF q wealthy merchant of Boston, is sun
Poseu 10 De on the continent, but no trace
OF MIN could be found and personal service
was not secured
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1893-04-27

Populist women of Kansas are form
ing political clubs.
Mollie Nelson, the Ohio faster, COM
pleted her thirty-days' fast at Pittsburg.
George Kattenlach of New York is
said to have made $1,000,OO0 by the
coffee corner.
George M. Pullman gives 10000 for
a church at his old home, Albion, N. Y,
as memorial to his mother.
J. s. Harris has accepted the presi-
dency of the Philadelphia & Reading
company.
Miss Lola Scott of Rushyille, ILL.,,
eloped from her home and married a.
young actor, w. r. Todd, of the Ray
mond Comedy company. Neither party
is of age.
It is said the Chicago & Northwestern
has secured Denver terminals by buy
ing the Scranton road. A line seventy
five miles long will be built to connect
the Northwestern's western terminus
and the Scranton road.
Mrs. John Budner of Beaver Brook,
near Blairstown, N. J., gave birth to
four children recently. Two of the ba-
bies are boys and two girls. Mrs. Bud
ner is the wife Of a young farmer, and
is but sixteen years of age. Mother
and children are doing well.
At the annual meeting of the New
York Central g. Hudson River railroad
stockholders at Albany, N. Y, about
$65, 100000 of stock was represented.
The old board of directors was re-elect-
ed, except that Samuel d. Babcock was
elected to fill the vacancy occasioned by
the death of Cyrus w. Field.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1893-04-27
Burnett and daughter of Chicago. The

Burnett and daughter of Chicago The
jewels were recovered.
An attempt was made to burn the Mas
sachuSetts state prison in CharlestClwn,
but the flames were extinguished before
more than a few thousand dollars dtm-
age had been done. The building vas
fired by convicts.
News comes from Lewisburg, Marshall
county, Tenn, that w. ]. Leonard, coun-
ty judge, has been arrested on the charge
of larceny, forgery and altering public
records in connection with the issuing
and redemption of county bonds.
Albert Il. Hancock, agent of the Bal
timore & Ohio Railroad company at
Spears Wharf, Md, was arrested while
returning from his mothers funeral. He
is charged with embezzling $1,000 from
the North American Guarantee company
OF Philadelphia.
Mrs. John Wayne of Trenton, N. j.,
was deserted by her husband a few
days ago, and to even matters up she
eloped with John Hood. She also in
duced Lena Norton, the wife of an
other man, to so away with John Sax
ton.
George Hutchinson, aged fifty, son
of one of the famous Hutchinson family
of singers, committed suicide near Charlie
mont, Mass, by lying down on the rail-
road track before an approaching train.
He was somewhat demented and for
three or four years had been an object
of charity.
David Phillips, negro, entered the
Jefferson County, Ala, Savings bank,
and walked boldly into the cashiers di-
vision. He grabbed several packages
of money and made q rush to escape.
He got out into the lobby with a pack
age containing $1,000. He was sur
rounded and the money was recovered.
He claimed that the Lord directed him
to get the money.