The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1893-03-26
MANY-SIDED MAN.
Perpetual Motion Mills is Now
q Hearing Medium.
WILL GIVE BUSINESS ADVICE.
The observation-disclosures" His Omcial
Organ-Re Needs . Loan OF $500
to Realize Millions.

motor, which is to revolutioniZe the world
and create the sensation of the Worlds
fair, who in a moment of over-excitement,
superinduced by whisky, shot bar
tender, has now appeared in new role.
He has begun business as q hearing busi-
ness medium and inspirationalist, what
ever that may be. As he has come to re-
gard the POsT-INTELLIGENCER as the
medium for communicating his discoveries
and his occult powers to the public, he
brought the following announcement to
the office, giving in payment his order for
''$i5. 900 at the rate 500 pays $1,000" 1t
is printed just as he wrote it, except that
few commas and periods have been in
serted to give the reader breathing spells
in his race after the meaning OF it:
ESPECIAL NOTICE.
1000 forfeit
Dr.. Able Leo Van Mills. late Of Paris, France.
the only hearing Business Me .ium in the World.
Legal and Mining Business,
Charges 25$.
Will guarantee 10, 1908 for Is or refund money.
Room 63 Diller Hotel.
Send Cards
and make Engagements ahead. Unless you do
and state ty letter or Postal Card you can not
get hearing and II you can make it three days
ahead do so. Get your subject we'll matured-
Business only. Licentious Eruptioness need not
call
The Communications will be in writing with
the Insprationalist name alfred
Remember the place
Diller Hotel
Room IS
from TO p II. ONLY
Remember the DR. Challenges the World to pro-
duce his equal
Clergy, Judges & Bisops
are cordially inrited
to get their tests III ,rriting His auran reaches
to the City Of Sweet Home, the Oriental World,
where the centirfcil forces start from. 15o00$ is
worth consendilg for i, it not? Spiritual light
to any one seeking Tor light and the truth; the
Soul 10 the Germ of life.
Another Of the doctors illusions con-
tains a detailed description of his motor,
which is perfectly lucid to man who does
not know anything about mechanics, but
would be bewildering to man of techni-
cal knowledge on the subject. The doctor
says it runs without steam, fire or electric
ity, which is rather hard on the engineers
and tiremen. He has also invented a
spherical combination bearing. which. he
says, is frlctionless. and. therefore. does
without fabrication. This would save
81 ,0OO, 900 year, which is wasted in oil
every year, but then what IS to become of
the poor Standard Oil Company?
After telling all these wonders which
have been revealed to his mighty brain.
DR.. Mills asks who will lend him $500 for
three years and get his bond for $25, 600 as
a premium, so that he can get his machin-
cry to the Worlds fair in good shape and
put it in separate building. where it will
earn its own gate money. He lavishly
of he tn
suffering humanity, which should give the
millions of suffering humans at least l
cent each if the doctors estimates are pro-
portioned to the immensely Of his scheme.
He offers as an additional inducement for
the loan Of this paltry $500 to build "a free
hospital in Seattle-a patent improved
hospital with an ever-changing medicated
atmosphere" He also offers to build q
smelling works to cost 500, 600 for zone OF
my gold mines north Of here" He descants
on the need Of manufactures in Seattle
with less rate of interest for money. He
nevertheless asseverates that "a nickel
here is worth just $l5.97 95-lOO for fifteen
minutes"
The doctor announces that he is spe-
cialist for cancers, eating ulcers, acute
rheumatism, ETC., and has practiced in
Europe and through the Southern states
very successfully on the ''no cure. no pay"
system. In conclusion he says: This is
the first time in his life he ever beat his
own record"
Ii DR.. Mills can only get that $500. he
may be expected to simultaneously stamp
out the cholera in three continents and re-
arrange the procession of the equinoxes to
the general satisfaction. Here IS an oppor-
tunity for some public-spirited citizen with
supertuous cash to distinguish himself.