New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1893-04-30
TIE TALK or TIE DAY.

Tho Rev W. W. Newton, an Episcopal clergyman
OF PITT sfeld Mass. doesn't like the church caucus
which has just been introduced In the Episcopal
Church lie asks as it wise or right or Ii keep
inc with the pure and simple methods OF the apostolic
church TO Fix things i advance, and then 10 enter
the convention ard ask for divine guidance over
matter which has been virtually settled beiorehahof
A. matter Of fact, however, the caucnses that have
been held TO choose successor TO BISHOP BROOKS
have not d" fixed things except negatively for the
slles' have been promptly broken Dy the TeiusA
of the mer named TO be candidates.
Lady ION leaving a crowded car)-Well, I'm glad to
get out OF this I've lad to stand on one zoos
Voice from Ccrncr-Ycs, and that one foot was
mine.-(IIarvard Lampoon.
Saws 1.-THE Springfield Union" snow that the
Canadians are refusing United States paper morey
exccpt at discount Americans visiting Canada should
prov de themselves with Canadian money which can
be purchased here at n discount. The discount
business can be made TO work both ways"
There are people who have to take all the,r sOla
to the devils blacksmith shop ana nave II maze 'n's
There are too marg people who make fifteen:
minute prayer for missions ana theh get up anu pus
a two-cent piece In the basket.
easier 70 walk the ht so rSpe TthSia falling
Don't expect much rom the man VINO Is aiways
talking abont what great ,hnjs lie "oulo 20 no
The man who does right only because be has 70
would rather work for the devil at the same Rrice.
In
way for awhile, but in heaver Tod will be supreme-
(Ram's Horn
Professor william S. Tyler. who has been pro-
lessor Of Greek IN Amherst College for fifty years,
will retire from duty at the coming commencement.
The Amherst Socrates as the alumni anecti0n<
atey call lin, has left an enGuring mark on the
scholarship Of the country
Alarming Symptoms oh. father said Mabelle.
in weak and iansuid tones. :. fear that anu going
TO be- gravciy III. My head feels light and queer
and am 81 faint. so faint - 81. .
pathes deeply stirred IN get doctor this min
Ute What can do for YOU my poIr c Mshse a.
she almost swooncd against his ample breast. but
might try on, OF Nine, swSllstsi9 pn nrT sp''iS
"The Philadelphia Record tells Of a carpenter
who was sent to make new door for house about
five minutes walk from his employers store.
but forgot his footrule. little thing like that,
however didn't disconcert him. He WAS a big fell
low so he spread his enormous arms ana iouhd no
could Just reach from the doorstep 10 the top OK te
structure With his arms ouisiretched be ran toward
the carpenters store, and meeting fellow-empioyee
on the way, shouted Don't stop me. Tom. I've
got the size OF the door between my two hands,
src Had Forgotten.-Mrs. Hogan-Danny.
WAS thot joyint we saw at tn show last sum
mer fove tut eight or eight tut AUTHORIZATIONS
Journal.
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next to Mount Whittier. In the Osspee range. near
Tamwortb, ~ H., be called Mt. Larcom, In honor
of her who next to Whittier. most celebrated this
region In poetry.
A GEORGIA sPRINGTIME.
But Yesterday twas winter in the valleys an the
An The violet was adroopin' an TIE lily had the
chils:
An tue frost was hangn' heavy where the cotton
An the darkey was aweepin' BY the watermelon
But now, jss' see see the weather. In cloud o
The mocSln' birds are singn' an the larks
An tie caltle-they are ploddln' through the
daisies IN the delS.
An Teller falls to noddin at the tinhle o. their
o. It's fnc-ths kind o. Twin in this blessed land
one day S yo"r: gtSain' snOwOas an the next
But we tahe it as We find 1t from the spring.
time to the fall: -. s..
If we melt rE we nrysr mind r. , ws in W
lanta Constitution.
Mr.. John WORTH In "Thc Nineteenth Century,
gives striking facts about the rapid cAternina-
ton OF the birds OF North America The advent OF
the plough and the frame hut of the settler Is grad
uay dr, Ing feathered tribe from lis old haunts
and what nests spared by the plough are Gully TOO
often destroyed by prairie fires. The heath hen used
TO BE- in autumn in packs Of from 100 TO 100
trs In each; now the number IN covey rarely
exceeds six or eight. The sharp-,alcd grolisc and
the wild turkey will follow the bison and the
into the animalia Of the past. Professor Roney
asserts In "1hc Chicago Field that In one of the
vast breeding colonies alone some 1,Ooo,0oloOo
pigeons were sacrificed To Mammon' during ono
nesting season. aud wing for eNasscraton
the extent OF the slaughter is beyond question. Tie
remedy Is not easy to seek Mr. Worth suggests m
act Of Congress prevent bird destruction through.
out the United States.
There Il no doubt that persons are often moon.
struck particularly IN the tropics. There Is In port
today the master OF vessel whose face h h0fri0.v
distorted by shock from the moons rays while no
was crossing the equator on his north. ON war.
ships no one Is allowed To sleep on deck. and the
m,rchan vessels. where there = less discipline es-
pccally IN hot weather. ars sleep on deck. and ere
often picked up msensible in the morning --tPhila'
Gclphia Record.
The correspondent Of "rhc Cologne Gazette" now
In this country tells his readers tEa, American
wears diamond pin costing ~ coo. This suggests
that 1t might lie very interesting. and perhaps anus
Ing, TO read the letters from this country that VIII
be written by foreign newspaper men during the
Words Fair.
!l-Miss rniccrhasc Is an odd creature. regular
crank. In fact. Why she actually Thanked e'h
uen,an ior giving her his seat ~ the street car.
SHE Really but IL Is incredible.
lle-But you don't know Miss Pniccphasc
shc-l wasn't thinking Of her. ! was thinking OF
what YOU said about gentleman giving up Ills seAss
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