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A COLD DRESSING ROOM.
Eut the Old Man Was Game and Doht
His Clothes,


Eut the Old Man Was Game and Dotted
His Clothes.
"Onc night" said the drummer, II was
on the New York Central not far from Buff
falo. The sleeping car was nearly full. We
stopped at some place, and ap old man with
a map Of st. Lawrence county On his face
got on board and was shown to his Seat by
the porter. He piled up lot Of baggage
and then asked whether he could not go to
bed
" II you will go away for few minutes,
SAID the porter, 'Tll make up your berth
The old fellow took little handbag
and walked up and down the cur, appar-
emily looking for something. Then he dis
appeared through the door. The porter
made up the berth and arranged the cur
tains. 1t was the first berth to bemade up.
Presently old St. Lawrence, as we called
him, appeared at the end of the car with a
pile OF clothes hanging over one arm, his
boots in one hand, his collar and socks in
the other He had nothing on but gray
flannel nightshirt that just covered his
knees. He looked around the car and then
made q rush for his berth.
Everybody roared. His feet were bare.
and we could see the snow melting on his
calves and ankles. He drew his curtains
and remained silent for few seconds.
Then his head appeared between the cur
tains.
Hey, young mani he cried to the por-
ter, I'll be gosh burned II this company
hain't the meanest ever struck
"'Why, what's the matterP asked the
porter,
"'Well, by thunder, they oughter give us
a decenter place to undress than them cold
steps Out there betwixt the cars
I'VE found out that the old duffer had
undressed OH the platform, which was Gov
cred with six inches of snow. "..Fort Worth
Gazette.
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The Spring Girl.


She has dotted the heavy Jacket and gown
And tippet she lately wore;
In the silk lined muff Of fur-seal brown
She shelters her hands no more.
Today she is a picture to charm the eye,
AS bright as the mornings beam,
For her dress is q perfect symphony
And her hat is just dream
The observer of feminine dress will note
That she wears an empire gown,
And over that Is an empress coat
Which comes three.Quarters down;
There's violet veil on her charming face,
That the gazer's heart ensnares;
Her gloves are tan, and bit Of lacs
Around her neck she wears.
From the trimmings that deck her hat right
down
To her CATERS patent tips,
Collar and gloves and coat and gown
And eyes and cheeks and lips,
She forms vision so fair, 90 bright
That we cannot help but sing
Her praise-she II made for the worlds do.
light,
The radiant girl of spring.
New York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
AT THE GATEWAY OF THE RATIONAL PARK

Great attitudes furnish q gymnasium
.here the respiratory organs are compelled
70 bs exercised, and, consequently become
larger and more efficient.
Altitude, also, prevents instead Of inducing
hemorrhage, as was the old opinion. This
fact has been well established by experiences
and observation.
Prof' M. W. Harrington, chief of the o. 8.
weather bureau, says:
Santa Fe LES in the driest part of the
United States. This region is extensive, bat
change in form from season to season,
santa Fs is always in it, however.
THE WATERS OF sAarA yr.
DID. II. Banter vice-president OF tho
American Health Resort association says:
ut u worth travelling miles to drink Of
such waters IS flow through this deep cut in
the mountains end supply the city of Santa
f's for domestic purposes and for irrigation
OF the fruit farms The water is absolutely
puro, cold and fresh from the melting
anows above, or trickling from springs in
the mountain side. 1t is free from all lime,
alkali or other ingredients 80 very injurious
to the consumptive patient. Such water IL
q great boon anywhere and at any time, but
here, where other features of sunshine and
pure cir combine to produce an ideal
climate, 1t Is Of special value"
grATIsTIcAL REFORMATION,
The annual Temperature varies but little
from year to year. The following tables tell
the tale:
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ATTRACTIONS HISTORIC AND MODERN.

Mountains Of Mineral Fruitful Orchards sna Other Re
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Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 312O.3
LAsD OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. Nj.


I.Asp OFFICE At SANTA FE, N. Nj.
June 16, 1893.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice Of his
intention to make final proofin support of
his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register aud receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on July "a, 1893, viz:
Pedro Madril, for the 4, sec. 3, tr II
n, 10 e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon,
and cultivation of, said land, viz:
Jesus Lobato, Florentino Madril, Jose
Leon Madril, Feliciano Lobato, of Lamy,
N. NJ.
Any person who desires 10 protest
against tho allowance Of said proof, or
who knows Of any substantial reason,
under the law and the regulations of the
interior department. why such proof
should not be allowed, will be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time
and place to cross examine the witnesses
of said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. T.. MORRISON,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
A Household Remedy

Allcock's Porous Plasters are the only
reliable plasters ever produced. Fragrant,
clean, inexpensive, and never failing;
they fully meet all the requirements of a
household remedy, and should always be
kept on hand. For the relief and cure of
weak back, weak muscles, lameness, stiff
or snlarged joints, pains in the chest,
small of the back and around the hips,
strains, stitches, and all local pains, ALI
cocks Porous Plasters are unequalled.
Beware of limitations, and do not he
deceived by Misrepresentation. Ask for
Allcock's, and let no solicitation or ex-
PLANTATION Induce you to accept n sub
stitutc,
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had Slip.

Dora--And so your engagement with
Mr.. Hardhead is off?
Clara-Yes; I sent him flying.
Dore--Meroy! What did no dor
Clara-In looking for something in his
pocket, he dropped little clipping from
some newspaper, but did not notice it;
and after he had gone, picked it up.
What do you think it was?
Dora-Horrors! I'm sure could never
guess. Tell me quick.
Clara-It told how to clean rag carpets.
New York Weekly.
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Important Announcement.
TO Those Who Contemplate Trip to the
Worlds Fair.

Under its new summer schedule How in
effect, the Burlington route is enabled to
offer increased facilities in train service
aud fast the from Denver eastward,
Train No. 9, ''the Chicago and st. Louis
Special" leaves Denver daily at 1886 a. M,
reaching Chicago at 4:10 and st. Louis at
800 p. M, the next afternoon, being only
one night on tho road.
Train No. 2, the popular evening
"Elyer," leaves Denver at 1910 p. M,
reaching Chicago at $500 and st. Louis at
1925 the second morning.
These trains consist of vestibuled Pull
man sleepers, chair cars and diners, serv-
ing nll meals en- route, and making quick
er timo by several hours than any other
road. For full information, tickets and
sleeping berths, call on local ticket
agents, or address g. W. yallery, General
Agent, 100 Larimer street, Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
A Wonderful Discovery,

"Oh, lookl Just look!" she cried wildly
ns she came to sudden halt.
Her exclamation arrested the attention
of two men and messenger boy, who
stopped to see what was the matter.
"Oh, look! Just see!" she went on, with
increased excitement.
And dude and an express driver and a
few prominent citizens added themselves to
the thrUng.
Look there, Minniel'' she cried again.
grasping her companions arm and pointing
to window
There's the very same shade of green
surah for 40 cents!"
And then the crowd gave sigh of relief
and moved disgustedly on.-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
Mara Matter of Money.

Mrs. Suburb (who loves peace and quiet
WHAT Trying to collect money to start
drum and fife corpss HUH I'm not anx-
ious to have any drum and fife corps march
ing past my house, can tell you.
Leader-Well, mum, If you'll set the ex-
ample by giyin lib'rally perhaps we kin
raise enough to start brass band.-New
York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

Last fall was taken with kind of
summer complaint, accompanied with a
wonderful diarrhoea. Soon after my wifes
sister, who lives with us, was taken in the
same way. We used almost everything
without benefit. Then said, let US try
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy, which we did, and that
cured us right away. think much Of it,
as it did for me what it was recommended
to do. John Hertzler, Bethel, Berks Co.,
Pa. 20 and 80 cent bottles for sale by
A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

At Santa Fe is the oldest military estah.
llshment on American soil, having been ~, ID
almost continuous occupation since 1863
whom the spaniards first established d, hero
vas built BY U. g. soldiers in 1916 and the
esw post was occupied few years iete g!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
Right In It,

II must confess, Pat, that your action in
the engagement yesterday surprised me-
San what's the rayson O. that, captain,
dear?"
treason enough, Pat. Didn't you prom
Use me you'd be in the thickest Of the fight,
and didn't catch you actually running
away, you rascal?"
'Runnin away, is its 'Dade, captain,
but ye desave yersilf. It was in rernim-
brance of my promise, sor, that Oh was rum
hin around troyin to fond out jist there
the fought was the thickest, so Oh was. -
Army Memoirs.
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WORLDS How to economize time

WORLDS How to economic time
FAIR. and money as to see
the Worlds fair to hest advantage, Is a
question that may have puzzled you.
Avoid mistakes by getting posted in ad.
vance. Perhaps the illustrated folder
just issued by Santa Fe route is what you
need. 1t contains views of Worlds fair
buildings, accurate map of Chicago, and
other information of value to sight-seers.
G. 7. NICHOLSON, G. 2. q I. A., A., 7. g. s.
F. r. R., Topeka, Kas., SA MIA FE
and ask for free copy. ROUTE.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
Too Well Educated.

Professor--We will now conjugate the
yorb to be with examples. Past tense
was. Examples
MISS VassarA girl was in love.
Professor-Correct. Past participle,
has been. Example?
Miss Vassar--She has been married.
Professor Correct. Present, is. Ex-
ample?
Miss Vassar--She is cured.-ToWn Top
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
Great Qualifications.

Manager-What makes you think you
have the qualifications for great &C.
tress?
Mrs. Blonde-Because l can personate
my maid SO closely that my own husband
can not tell the difference.
Manager-You are engaged! - Town
ToDics
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
The Alameda.

A new and very attractive resort in the
charming Mesilla valley, one mile from
Las Cruces, N. NJ. Thoroughly comfort
able and home-!ike. Strictly first-class
in every respect. The choicest of fresh
fruits at all seasons and Jersey milk and
cream Il specially. Livery furnished at
reasonable rates. Terms $40 to $l4 per
week. For further particulars, address
J. X. LIVINGSTON,
Las Cruces, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

"My little boy was very bad off for two
months with diarrhea. We used various
medicines, also called in two doctors, but
nothing did him any good until we used
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhea Remedy, which gave immediate re-
lief and soon cured him. I consider it
the best medicine made and can conscien-
tously recommend it to all who need a
diarrhna or collie medicine. ). E. Hare,
Trenton, Texas. % and SO cent bottles
for sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
Too Much of O Good Thing.

Caller Ito business manager) Yesterday
put an advertisement in your paper for a
servant.
Business Manager Granddaughter, sir.
And what was the RESULT
Caller-I had so many answers that my
front steps were worn out and the bellpull
broken. VIII you please have them re-
edf-Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
1t Takes Material.

Let's see," said the lady, "how many
yards are there here?"
Fourteen yards, madam" answered the
salesman.
Enough for drcss?"
"Quite enough"
"Then give me IA yards more"
"For another dress?"
mo for the sleeves. New York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
Flat ECONOMY.

Customer-You advertise carpet rem
nants, see, want two, one to cover the
parlor, and the other for the sitting
room. ....
Salesman-But, madam, Il carpet as
large as that would not be remnant.
Customer-Oh, yes, it would. live in
Il Aat.--New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

Out west-that is to say, in the wild west
it is the custom to mark mans grave
by white cross surrounded by little
white fence. One day happened to notice
that there was but one cross in the cemetery
at Mud Flat. Look here, Dick" said /,
turning to my cowboy friend, this must
be remarkably healthy place, ehs"
"Waal, it's this way, pard," he replied.
'Timber's id scarce out here, and the
last man gets the fence. Harvard Lam
pooh.
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Miles, Ncryo L Liver Pills.

ACT on now notwithstanding the
liver, stomach and bowels through ,,! yne
nerves: A new discovery. Df. Mnes
pills speedy cure billiousness' PAD 'a M
torpid liver, piles, constipation On n,
equaled for men, woman, childroh 'e Sa1
est mildest, surest, so doses 20 cts sam
pies Free, at A. g. Ireland ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
Ominous Signs.

Mrs. Wisewife las her husband starts out
for the day)-It looks pleasant, dear. The
sun is shining, the birds are singing, the
air is warm, and the weather bureau pre-
diets clear weather. You better take your
macintosh, umbrella, galoshes and winter
overcoat with you today.-Chicago Rec
ord
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

"Yes," said Mr. Parvey New, that fel-
low Shakespeare has some pretty good ideas
and writes some very good things, but his
works are full of hackneyed phrases. Why,
I absolutely know that lots of them have
been used as common slang ever since
was mere boy."-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
Too Busy to Eat.

I'VE can't stay at this hotel, Marial" ex-
claimed Farmer Meddergrass after reading
the rules tackled to his room door.
"Why not, Nathan"
"Why, they have dinner from II to2 l
kim to town Oh business, an l can't afford
to waste no three hours day on dinner, to
say nothin bout breakfast an supper.
Gather up yer traps, an we'll go somewhere
else. "-Vogue.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
A Soft Thing.

Chollie--Do you know, Jimmie, that
think your sister is just awfully SWEET
Little JIMMY guess she thinks whole
lot of you too. heard her tellin one OF tho
other girls that you We .eg'la puddin'--
indianapolis Gazette.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

All that honesty, experience and skill
can do to produce perfect pill, has been
employed in making De Wits Little
Early Risers. Tho result is specific
for sick headache, billiousness and con-
stipation. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
The Only Safe WAY

Mr.. Sappy--I hope I'll not get fool for
o wife
She-You'd better remain single, Mr.
Sappy.- Life
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1,ibliCRl.

"What did the children OF Israel do utter
they came through the Red seaf" asked a
New York Sunday school teacher.
Dried their clothes, s'pose," replied
Tommy Amsterdam.-Tey Siftings ~.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

Are these cigars strongs" asked the man
of the cigar dealer.
Are theyP" replied the latter. We'll.
you just try to pull on one and you'll see IT
they ure Philadelphia Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures piles
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures burns.
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures sores
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve cures ulcers
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
ATTRACTIVE NG URES

come Win
good health.
1t is easily seen
when o woman
has perfect
health, her face
and figure show
it. The pain
full disorders
and diseases
that amict wo.
menkind make
t b @ m 8 e | We 9
seen as we'll as
felt. Dull eyes,
blotched or sal
low face. and a
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
should be Arrested, The Popular dc
mand.

mAnd.
Who? What should be arrestedf All
excessive nervousness, dyspepsia, head
ache, dizziness, sleeplessness, neuralgia,
nervous debility, dizziness, confusion Of
mind, nervous prostration, and etc.
They should be arrested, or, stopped, be-
fore they develop into condition that
can but result fatally. For this purpose
no remedy equals DR.. Miles Restorative
Nervine, the discovery of the renowned
specialist, whose remedies are the
wonder of the civilized world. Nervine
is sold by A. G. Ireland jr, on a positive
guarantee. Ask for his book free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
Not scared.

Old Nick (roused from a nap1-Well,
what's wrong now?
Imp-The good people down on earth
are putting up model tenement houses in
the slums.
Old Nick--I can go to sleep again, and
don't you wake me unless you see them
building separate dwellings, for each
family.-New York Weekly.
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The Sermon.

Papa Well, Johnnie, you went to church
this morningf
Johnnie-Yes, papa.
Papa-How did you like the sermoni
Johnnie-The beginning was good, and
the end was good, but there was too much
middle to it, papa.-Boston Commercial.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

We could not improve the quality if
paid double the price. De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve Is the best Salve that ex-
perience can produce, or that money can
buy. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

Little vegetable health producers: De
Wits Little Early Risers cure malarious
disorders and regulate the stomach and
bowels, which prevents headache and
dizziness. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
Her Hated Rivals Affection.

Star Actress-My understudy hates and
enyies me from the bottom of her heart.
Dresser--I don't believe that, miss. I'm
sure she's always anxious to take your
part -Raymond's Monthly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

Primus-They say Parsons showed rare
presence Of mind when the fire broke out.
Secundus-He did. He wouldn't let the
neighbors save any of his furniture
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

All tho talk III the world will not con
vince you SO quickly as one trial of De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve for scalds,
burns, bruises, skin affections and piles,
New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
Just the Place.

"How will enter the money the cashier
skipped withW asked the bookkeeper.
Under profit and loss'"
mo. Suppose you put it under running
expenses. "-Society Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and biliousness. New Mexico Drag Store
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Devoted to 1t.

Hostess-What do you think of the
popular fad of wheeling, Mr.. Bridgers
Brooklyn Man-It's my favorite rec
reation-and, if do say it myself, on,
baby carriage 10 the handsomest one on
the block!-Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

Oor word describes perfection"
We refer to De Wits Witch Hazel Snlve
cures obstinate sores, burns, skin diseases
and is well known cure for piles. New
Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

If you can afford to be annoyed by sick
headache and constipation, don't use De
Wits Little Risers, for these little pills
will cure them. New Mexico Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
Thilt Song.

Futlites-How came the Jersey mob to
treat Wing 80 sayagely?
Flies--Why, he sang I'm the man that
wrote Ta-ra-ra Boom decay
Futlites-Was his singing SO execrablef
Flies-No; but the gawks took him
seriously. Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
A New Cause, Thousands Flock to Its
Standard.


Standard.
When a new cause is presented to the
public it always excites attention. A prom
inent physician has said that la grippe,
during the last three years, has done more
to weaken the hearts of the world than
any other cause that has ever existed.
Those who have had this malady and
subsequently found themselves subject
to palpitation, short breath, irregular
pulse, wind in stomach, pain in side or
shoulder, smothering spells, fainting,
dropsy, and ETC., may feel assured they
have heart disease, which unless checked
at once, may result fatally. DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure is the only remedy that
can be relied upon TO effect cure. Sold
by A. @. Ireland jr., on guarantee. Ask
for the Doctors new book, free,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
The Daily New hexican
SHOOTING STARS.
The six-Legged Dancer.

nc SIA- LVSKCU UNNCtT'
She once was content with the serpentine
dance,
But this she now tries to succeed
By hitching on feet until she appears
Very much like great centipede.
Chicago nter-Ocean.
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Fin the Steele,

Great Editor--That new society re.
porter will not do. He has not mastered
the first principles of modern Journal
ism.
Manageable? What is the matter!
Great Editor--He says handsomely
dressed" instead of "smartly gowned."-
Vogue.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
Change Of Role.

Worn Willic-Why dyer go around
every town you come to SOS to enter on
the west side?
Weary Wilkins-Tho Johnstown flood
business is played out. I'm Worlds
fair sufferer this trip.-Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

Simmons Liver Regulator is my only
family medicine.--Rev. j. NJ. Rollins,
Fairfield, Va.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15
UnappreciatlVe.

Col. Ray--What's that woman looking
so savagely at you for, doctor?
Doctor-Don't know, unless it's because
I saved her husbands life.--Town
TOnica.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

If you have over-indulgod in eating or
drinking take dose of Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

Why do you endure the agony of dys
pepsia? Simmons Liver Regulator will
always cure you.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1893-07-15

Simmons Liver Regulator is medicine
endorsed and used by physicians and
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