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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-28
GREAT PAIR OF WITS.
Nye and His Wicked Partner En-
terrain Large Au-
dience.
The Backward Spring Forgotten
in a Series Of GOOd So
Laughs.

-, RARE combination
~ IN and producing happy
bal ~ effect OF the lovers of
~ hA American humor are
w SA O. Bill Nye and Burbank,
%&4MN who appeared last
\'.TM \ night at Music hall to
N&W = good audience. Most
"a people would laugh at
-e@TgA joke or be enter
EET tanned at the relation
" of a so-called funny
" story. put probably
there are limited number of people
who are willing to pay for the privilege
of listening to set numbers OF recltatlonS
of the strictly humorous class. Most
humorous lecturers have made failures
at attempts to repeatedly enter
tain American audiences, but Bill
Nye grows on the people, and Is liked
more with each appearance. lie has
drollery of voice, an oddly OF manner
and peculiar conception OF the incon-
gruous that are distinctly his own, and
excite the risibilities of his hearers to a
more marked degree than others of the
noted humoriSts of late years.
Mr.. Burbank is himself witty and hui
morous, although that is not his par
ticular part in the entertainment. He
is capital at recitation and dialogue, and
divides the hOnors with Mr.. Nye in a
fair proportion. He is good in dialect
parts, aud has strong faculty i'll de-
lineating the foibleS and pecullarltles Of
people.
The audience last night was gener
ously appreciative, and seemed to
heartily enjoy the presentation of the
UNIQUE programme. Both gentlemen
were greeted with each appearance
with applause, and always retreated
amid demonstrations of satisfaction.
They several times responded to re-
calls and pleasantly heightened the
programme. Mr.. Burbank opened the
entertainment by introducing himself as
the wicked partner of MIR. Nye and soon
demonstrated that he is almost the
equal of that partner in his OWN field OF
humor. lie then informed the audience
that his part III the entertainment was
to reciIe what others had written, while
Mr.. Nye stuck to original productions.
To each of his recitations Mr.. Bur
bank preixed introductiOns Of an
explanatory nature that blended so
closely with the Rotations that
it required close observation to deter
mine where the introduction ended and
the recitation began. The drollery of
Mr.. Nye's remarks in calling attention
to the features of his acknowledged
studied productions was as pronounced
III the one as the other, and he was as
much applauded for his manner as Tor
his ludicrouS sayings.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-28
YOuman's, YOuman's!

OuInan 5, Il OUIIldH >!
Youman's Fashionable Derby and Silk
Hats we are exclusive agents for. The
Boston, on Third street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-28

$50 Spring Overcoats at $1492
AT the plymouth Corner" Seventh
and Robert.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-28
StiIIMOreDisCOunt

Hanging Lamps at Half-Price.
Jewelry at Half-Price.
Art Pottery at Half-Price.
Toys at Half-Priee.
Silver Plated Ware at One-Third
Of.
Cut Glass at One-Third Off.
Clocks at One-Tbird Off.
O'Clock Teas at One-Third Off.
Albums at Half-Price.
Piano Lamps at Half-Price.
Plush Goods at Half-Price.
Watches at Half-Price.
Books and Stationery at One
Third Off.
Pictures aud Easels at One-Third
Of.
Leather Goods at 0ne-Third Off.
Mirrors at 0ne-Third Off.
Bird Cages at One-Third Off.
Dressed Dolls at Half-Price.
Umbrellas at One-Third Off.
China and Glass at One-Third Off.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-28

$50 Spring Suits at $14.92.
A FACT. plymouth Corner" Sev-
enth and Robert.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1893-04-28
Like Consumption

System Broken Down-Thin
in F1esh-Languid, Weak
and Dependent Colorless-
Sick Headache-Thought
She Would Not Live a Year.
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1893-01-17
THE GREATEST TELESCOPE.
The Gift ef aIr. Yerkes TO the University
of Chicago.

HE Gilt CT Mr. .ferkes to the University
of Chicago.
Mr.. Charles L. Yerkes is one of the
best known OF Chicago's many famous
citizens. He went TO the Illinois me-
tropoliS several years ago from Philadel-
phia and bought the North Side street
railway. He substituted a cable system
for horse cars, and the hitches in getting
the new plant TO work properly aroused
the wrath of patrons and thesanimosity
sf the papers.
But Mr.. Yerkes kept on Saving
wood" keeping his temper, improving
details and raking in the nickeIs. Next
he appeared before the public as the pur-
chaser of the West Side car lines, and his
latest act to call out adverse comment
from the critics was his arrangement for
erecting handsome tombstone in ad-
vance of death in Brooklyn's famous
Greenwood cemetery.
Just now, however, Mr.. Yerkes is q
very popular man. Some time ago the
president Of the University OF Chicago,
which has been more richly endowed at
the start than any other educational in
stitute in the world, decided that an OBJ
seryatory would be a good thing to have.
A great many rich men had contributed
toward giving the university g. big send
off, and Of course could hardly be called
ON for additional bounty.
But President Harper CHANGED to rec
ollect that some one had told him that
Mr.. 1erkes had remarked that he was
much interested IN the new educational
enterprise, and would be glad to help it
along if his aid was needed. Therefore.
when the street railway magnate got
back from European trip recently, Mr..
Harper visited him and told him what
was wanted. 1t was desirable that the
scope of the astronomical department
should be as wide as that Of the univer-
sltys other branches. \ great telescope
was necessary to insure this result, as
Well as an observatory fitted up with
every instrument for which there is use
IN studying the armament. 1t could not
be said what the cost would be.
Then go ahead and find out" said
Mr. 1erkes. Build the finest and
largest telescope in the world and get
every adjunct needed to make the OBJ
servatOry the most complete anywhere.
III pay the bill"
With the Kent chemical laboratory,
the Field biological laboratory, the
Ryerson physical laboratory and the
Walker museum, the Yerltes observatory
will make the scientific equipment of
the university the finest III the coun-
try. The fame of the great telescope
will round the world. 1t will add to the
reputation OF the university and the CITY,
not to speak OF Mr.. Yerkes.
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1893-01-17
On wednesday, January 18th, 1898

In front of the office OF E. II. Bailey
Esq, IN SAID WAILUKU, at II o'clock
A. NJ. of said day, the following pieces and
parcels OF land:
LOT lis a vineyard containing an
area Of 39-100 of an acre.
LoT 2.-Is a right of way from the Sand
Hill Road to said vineyard, containing
an area of 37-l00 of an acre. Both OF these
lots l and were conveyed to August
Jean by deed of Henry Cornwell, dated
May 10, 1877, OF record in Liber 40, on
page 461 in the Registry of Deeds
LOT SIS house lot containing an
area of 17-100 OF an acre, being a portion
of L. G. A. 1878, r. 2. 2161 to Eli, and
conveyed TO August Jean by deed of
Henry Cornwell above described. There
is a valuable dwelling house on this
lot
LoT Ais a portion OF apana2 OF L. c.
A. 1889, r. p. 625l to Napue containing
an area OF 15-100 of an acre, and convey
ed to August Jean by deed OF Napue
dated June II, 1877, of record in Liber
40, on page 492.
LoT 5.-Is apana OF l.. c. \. 2532. +. .
L. 55l5 TO kamakahanOhanO containing
an area of 53-100 Of an acre, and convey
ed to August Jean by deed of Henry
Tallant, dated September 4, 1884, OF
| record in Liber 81, on page 1872.
LoTs /, 3 and adjoin each other, and
Lot , (being the right of way leads to
said lots /, 3 and 4.
- The sale will be subject to con.
firmation of the Supreme Court. Terms
of sale are cash payable in United States
Gold Coin and deeds will be at the ex-
pense of purchasers.
go For further particulars, apply TO
HENRY SMITH,
Special Guardian and Commissioner to
sell lands of August Jean.
Aliiolani Hale, Honolulu, December
9th, 1892.
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1893-01-17

Outline plans of the observatory and
telescope have already been agreed upon,
The site hasn't been chosen.
This is still an open question" said
Professor Hale. "A great telescope
cannot be moved around like piece
of furniture, and it must be located
where the best conditions for its use
will obtain for years to come. OF course
il will be in Chicago and not too far
from the university. We shall have to
avoid Il site too near buildings or that is
liable to be invaded by builders. Smoke
Is one of the things we must get away
from. 1t is an enemy to the astronomer,
even if only II light film. The atmos-
phere of Chicago is by no means bad for
observations. 1t is as good as that OF
Germany, England and parts of France"
The object glass of the big telescope
will he between forty and forty-five
inches. If the latter size is selected the
glass will exceed the diameter of the
Lick telescope by nine inches The tube
of the telescope will be between sixty
and seventy feet long. 1t viii be swung
ON huge columns, but its movements
will be controlled by simply pressing a
button in keyboard, which sets in
operation an electric motor.
The observatory will contain several
telescopes besides the large one. There
will be two of twelve inches and others
smaller, as well as every variety of in
strument known and needed in the ex-
ploration OF the armament.
The glasses will cost between So, ,O0O
and $4,000. The mounting will reach
probably 100000. The dome viii cost
5000, and to this sum must be added
the cost of the observatory equipment.
The observatory will be in operation
in year. though the great telescope
will not be. It will probably be mounted
by the same concern which set up the
Lick glass. 1t will require three years
and perhaps longer to grind the lens
from the rough.
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1893-01-17
The Seals Have Settled It.

The fishery dispute in Behring sea seems
likely to be settled by the seals themselves
without the arbitrators. This season the
seals have almost entirely abandoned
their usual haunts round the famous
Pribylov islands, and unless this deser-
ton is temporary the sealing industry IN
Behring sea may be considered prach-
cally dead. Sealing experts declare that
the seals have followed the japanese
warm current, which this year from
some unknown cause has been DETECTED
toward the south, off the Aleutlan
archipelago. The fish on which the seals
feed live mostly in this warm current.
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1893-01-17
The Illustrated Tourists Gu1de

That popular work, "THE TOURISTS
GUIDE THROUGH THE HAWAIIAN ISL
ANDs," is meeting with steady sale
both at home and abroad. Tourists ana
others visiting these islands should oe
npossession of copy of it. 1t is per-
ises mine of information relating to the
Scenes and attractions to be met with
aefe. Copies in wrappers can be had at
'ae publication Office, 46 Merchant
greet, and at the News Dealers. Prlce
" cents
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1893-01-17

By virtue OF power of sale made by
the Hon. Rich. f. Bickerton, Justice OF
the Supreme Court, for which decree is
on file in said Court, in the matter of the
Guardianship of AUGUST JEAN alias
JEAN AUGUST, a person of unsound
mind; and whereas in the absence from
the kingdom of Henry q. Treadwav,
Guardian, the undersigned was appointed
Special Guardian and Commissioner to
sell the Real Property OF said August
Jean situate as aforesaid,
Now therefore, notice is hereby given
: tffrat shall expose for sale at public aua-
ton
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1893-01-17
Fl, T. WICHMAN

The ADVERTISER has the largest
circulation and prints mo,e live news
than any of its alleged contempo-
raries. It's advertising columns
prove that business mon know a gooa
thing when they see it. If you DO
not take this journal you are oen'nu
the times
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1893-01-17
The
Optical
Business

Having first perfected myself by Il study
OF the eye and its need; and further by :,
scientific study in the use OF the latest
and most approved instruments for the
testing OF the eye; am ready to fit your
eyes with proper Glasses, correcting ALL
ERRORS OF REFRACTION, whether
simply NEAR or FAR sight, or the more
complicated SIMPLE or COMPOUND
ASTIGMAIISM from which so many
patients suffer, and which few Opticians
TREAT.
feel that the public will appreciate
the above announcement as it has been
felt want here for years.
My intention is to give Optics a large
share of my attention, and each case
separately Conscientious time and study,
so that the wearing oi Glasses viii do
what they are intended for, relieve the
strain, and not to tire the eye.
Please bear in mind that there is NO
CHARGE for testing the eye, and that
INV prices for all Glasses are the same as
in the States.
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1893-01-17
Waikiki Property for Lease

Gas THE PREMISES OF HON
Iii F. 5. Pratt having been divided
into Lots, the same are now offered
for lease, Tor term Of twenty years
Each OF these Lots has ample frontage
on the beach and a depth OF about 375
feet. The Lots are all sodded with ma
nienie grass, and there are numerous
cocoanut trees bearing thereon. Th4
bathing at this point OF the beach is
admirable and specially adapted for those
who have children.
There is large Lot, upon which the
Dwelling House is situated, which is also
for lease for a shorter period. These Lots
present an unusual opportunity to obtain
Beach Property. Apply to
j. A. MAGOON, Merchant St,
3274-tf Next Post Office.
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1893-01-17
Be Sure You're Right
THEN
GO AHEAD!
THEN

There is only one way to do anything !;
and that is the right way it is the best
way, AND IN THE END THE CHEAP
EST With the New Year, l inaugu-
rate new departure in my business,
viz:
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-09-28

quack doctor. The quack was puz-
zled, and after much grave deliber-
alton he finally said: CHOW, if /
could only throw him into fits i
could effect a cure; Pm h-ll on
fits, and that's the only chance he
has. !"
That is the dlagonis the Demo-
cratic quacks have made of the case.
If they can only throw the party
into condition of catalepsy by
agitating u repeal of the federal cleo
ton laws they hope to save 1t from
premature death, and hence the
quack movement in the House.
The only hope of reaction is to
throw the party into fits over the
repeal of the federal election laws
and if they can do this they hope tc
effect cure from its attack of sill
yer and tariff. But the opinion o.
the ablest physicians is that it Ia too
late. The old subterfuge won
work, and the Democracy is too en-
feebled to survive the experiment
-Cumb. News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-09-28
Democratic Catalepsy.

The inharmonious Democracy is
in deplorable condition. Upon
the repeal of the silver purchase
law it is divided into two almost
evenly balanced factions, and so far
as the tariff is concerned it is theo-
retically for free-trade, and practi-
cally for protection
So long as the party was not in a
position to have the decision of
these questions in charge. it made
little difference how much diversity
of sentiment existed in the party
councils. But Democracy is now
invested with full power and re-
sponslbilIty in the premises, and
the result is political instruction
and uncomfortable chaos all along
the line. The work of reconciling
COLLECTING opinions was first COM
mitted to the guidance of what was
termed a steering committee which
made a most dismal failure in all it
undertook. Other experiments haye
been devised, and other plans origi-
mated, to bring about a cure for the
ills with which Democracy has been
afflicted, but all to no purpose. The
differences still exist and are irrec-
oncilable. The party is in a con-
dition of disorder that battles the
skill Of its most experienced ply
siclans. and there is nothing to
fiken it to except the case of the
patient who YES being treated by .
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-09-28

county who has not heard Of Mr..
Friend, therefore an introduction
Is not necessary. HIS rdnning
mate. however, Mr.. Abernhthy, is
not so well known. although resi-
dent of Garrett ever since he was
born. Mr.. Alternately is promi
nent farmer in his section and has
made it success. For the short
term Mr.. Henry Whitzell. of Dis
trict No. 9, has been chosen. He
also Is farmer and has been living
in the county for a long term of
years.
For surveyor, Mr.. John Harmed,
has been named. He has been in
the service of the county for a
period extending over twenty years
and has always been found to be
reliable and trustworthy.
The above condensed introduce
ton of the ticket to our readers will
serve for the present. II is a good
ticket and was named after due
consideration of the best interests
of the taxpayers and citizens of
Garrett county, and it only re-
mains for them to eIectftE gentle.
men placed in nomination by the
representatives of the purity of pro
gress, self-govcrnment and Ameri'
can ideas.
When the 9TH of Ndrember comes
vote the whole ticketsnd you will
makNno mistake.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-09-28
October Forscast, 1893.

The month COOLING in as it does
on the heels of a storm period, will
most apt have frosty locks in
northern and Central parts, except
in the far east, where the disturb
ance will still bt lingering on the
wing. Indeed { light snow squall
and some freezing will quite likely
embrace It's entrance northward.
Clear and pleas ant days and nights
will follow to the Sd, when the
temperature will grow warm, then
eliminating in storms ON the 4th
|---~3.@sts IN central ,apd aaAtern
parts. earliAr-iaa -.vassSE
From the 4th to the Nth storms
OF much vigor will prevail in ex-
posed places, especially the Allan
tic. The lakes and their coasts are
camping grounds where storms are
at home. A cool wave will rush in
behind the disturbance which will
generally spread over the country,
reducing the temperature to the
frost line; then care for your tender
plants. On or about the Sth and
9Th the temperature will grow warm
supported by south winds, and
storms will be organized, which will
be IN transit on the 10th and 18th,
and then frosty nights will ensue in
exposed places. Clear and bracing
weather will follow to the 14th or
10th, when the temperature will
grow warm and be advanced bv
south winds. The 18th will be the
centre OF period of storms atten-
ded by winds of much energy. The
Atlantic, the lakes and their &C asts
will be most likely to experience
the larger portion of the vigor of
the wave as it sweeps on eastward.
However, maly other exposed pla-
ces will be within its radius. Snow
and some freezing northward will
prevail about the 18th, 10Th and
goth, and frosty mornings will
enSue.
The temperature will grow warm
about the goth and 2lst, attended
bv south winds, eliminating on the
22d and 23d in local storms of wind
and rain; northward sleet and snow
will prevail. The disturbance will
be followed by cold snap, On
the goth the temperature will grow
warm and will also be advanced by
south winds, which are active
agents in the production of storms
and rain. From the Goth TO the
50th storm wave will be on its
passage eastward. The major part
Df 1t Will reach central and eastern
parts about the 2Sth and 10Th.
liam turning to snow squalls will
be apt to materializessat these dates,
and then IA cold wave will follow
1he rear and TANKS of the disturb
'nce. October gives no promise for
more than local showers. General
rains filling up the streams will
'ome in November.
r SNrry
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-09-28
Half Rate Excursions to the Worlds


The Baltimore and Ohio Rail-
raod Co. will run a series of special
excursions to the Worlds FAIR for
which excursion tickets to Chicago
will be sold at rate of one fare for
the round trip from Baltimore and
all stations west OF there as far as
the Ohio River. The dates selected
are Sept. %, Oct. 4th, 10th and IL.
The special trains will consist of
first-class day coaches, equipped
with lavatories and other toilet con-
veniences, and an experienced Tour
list Agent and a train porter will ac-
company each train, to look after
the comfort of passengers. Stops
for meals will be made at meal sta
tions Ell route. The tickets will be
valid for the outward journey on
the special trains only, excepting
that from way points they will be
honored on local trains to the near
est station at which the special
trains are scheduled to stop. They
will be valid for return journey IN
day coaches on all trains leaving
Chicago within ten days, including
date of sale.
Following is schedule of the spec
ial trains and rates from principal
Stations in this vicinity
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-09-28

"THIs is Republican year" said
one of the leaders of the Democratic
party in Garrett county the other
day, "and l don't want to be placed
on the ticket"
He will be more thoroughly con.
WINGED of the fact after Nov. 18th.
TIE KepUblicsns OF Garrett
county did good days work yes.
terday, and the ticket they nomi.
mated will be ratified by the people
in November by more than the
usual majority. In every part it is
said to be exceptionally strong.
Cumberland News, yesterday.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-09-28
The woRKINGMEN in the mills

The woRKINGMEN in the mills
at Defiance, Ohio, stopped work
Saturday to hear Governor McKin.
ley discuss the tariff. Defiance is
a Democrat stronghold, but since
many of the mills there shut down
the men who have made the Demo
cratic majorities have discovered
that when the tariff barops 60 they
must go with them, and they prefer
Mckinley and the Mckinley law
which gave them work and wages.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-09-28
For Couaty Surveyor:
John HARMED.

THE Republican ticket named at
the County Convention in Oakland
on Tuesday is conceded to be the
strongest ticket ever placed in nomi-
nation by either of the two parties
since the county was formed.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-09-28
THEY'VE HADlzNouoH.


Sing song OF Nee tade,
Stomachs full OF He
All the campaign rosters
Made into free-trale pie
When the pie was tpened
Not note was bard
All the guests denbIncing
The stuffing and he bird.
"Crow" sxclaimS the workmen.
"Old and awful f,ugh.
Out OF work aad hhngry-
D. this free-th de stuff,
Crow and free-trae dressing
Is living pretty pugh.
Come back old joband wages
or this I've had enough" lex.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-09-28
Dentistry.

DIR. D. o. Mckinley will be at
Louis lierman's in Cove, Sept, 80;
at Frlendsville End and 3rd Of Oct:
at Markleysburg, Pa, 9th and 7th
of Oct. Teeth extracted without
pain,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-09-28
DISSOLUTION OF CO-PARTNERSHIP.

The partnership heretofore existing under
the firm name and style of Thomas & Sinceil,
Attorneys at-law, has;this day been dissolved
by mutual consent. The law business OF said
firm will be continued by Edward H. Sincell.
Aug. 81, 1888. WAXING THOMAS.
EDWARD Fl. SINCELL.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1893-09-28

Arrive Chicago next day at 1.15
p. m.
Remember the dates: September
28th, October 4th, 10th and 18th.