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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01

From the fact that we receive 4
newspaper on exchange dated at that
place, We can state for the Informal
ton of the general public that Jefier-
son City has not blinked ont. 1t Is
blinking, however.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01

Like four-o'clock, Champ Clark
opened his mouth at the setting of the
sun and closed it at the dawn of day,
and it closed with rasping snap that
made the cold chills course up and
down the marrow hone of the effete
East His glory was but for a night.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01
Could Not Afford ~.

In North Riding village lived An
elderly man who had been married
three times. but had been as often Be.
reaved. After the death Of his third
wife a rumor was circulated as to .
fourth wedding. On being questioned
he replied in the following decisive
manner: May, nut ali; what wi
Margin on EN- an what vi buryin'
ON 'em. it's over expensive All can't
affod it ma mair."
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01

Now would be good time to in
vest. The prices of all kinds of stocks
are ridiculou>ly low and will soon adj
vance. The only difficulty is that no
one has the ready cash to invest. If
they had, prices would not he so low.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01

This is a cruel fate that makes tn,
price of investments low and mOney
scarce at the same time-the one car
not be without the other.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01

Judging from his interviews, Sena.
tor Vest is sufficiently adept as an
equestrian to successfully ride gold
horse going east and silverhorse com
ing west. At the Mississippi river he
justs traddles.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01
SUSPENDED BANKS.

Comptroller OF the currency James
H. Eckels is giving evidence that he
is the right man in the right place.
The feeling that in appointing this
Young, though brilliant young lawyer
and editor, of Ottawa, Illinois, 10 the
responsible position Of comptroller,
President Cleveland made grievous
error, has been reversed and it is uni
versally acknowledged that no more
capable official has ever held that
onerous position. Though unschOoled
i'm finances when assuming the
comptrolIership Mr.. Eckels has
completely grasped the situa-
ton and handles it in these try
ing and ticklish financial times with a
master hand. Knowing that many
of the banks that are. per force OF cir
cumstances, suspended though perfect
ly solvent, Comptroller Eckels has
rendered them such assistance to re-
sumo business, As was within his pow
err. The result OF the iudicious actions
of the comptroller has been an impor-
tant factor in the restoration Of con-
fidence which is uow taking tangible
shape.
In this connection it will be inter
esting to CLEAN few facts from a
statement which Mr.. Eckles has
given out. relating to the number and
location of suspended national banks,
and primary causes OF their suspen-
sion.
Since January / there has been
105 national banks suspended OF
these fourteen have resumed business.
and the applications for resumption
of fifty-eight others are in the hands
of the comptroller with the prospect
that all the applications will be
granted. This leaves only thirty
three in the hands of the receivers and
should all of these fail to meet their
liabilities and resume business.
the disaster has not been
so gleat when it is considered that on
January l, 1898, there were $3.50
national banks in operation.
Of the suspensions. Colorado heads
the list with thirty-eight national
banks and fifteen suspensions Mon
tana next with thirty-one banks and
six suspensions; California thirty-six
banks and six suspensions; Washing
ton slxty-one banks and ten suspen-
sions.
Out of Missouri's seven:y-six nation
al banks three have suspended pay
ment.
There are twenty-one states and
territories in which no suspensions
have occurred, viz: Alaska, Arazo-
MIA, Arkansas, Connecticut, Dele |
ware, District OF Columbia, Idaho,
Indian Territory, Louisiana, Maine, |
Maryland, Massachusetts,, Minnesota,
Nevada, New Jersey, Pennsylvania,
Rhode Island, South Carolina, Yer
mont, Virginia, and West Vir-
glnia.
1t is further worthy of note that no
national banks have failed in Boston,
Brooklyn, Philadelphia, Pittsburg, |
Baltimore. Washington, Buffalo,
Cincinnati, st. Louis, New Orleans,
San Francisco, Minneapolis, St. Paul
and numbers of other great CONNER
cial centers, and that but one has
closed in New York City, two in
Chicago and one in Milwaukee.
The cause of the failures in New
York and Chicago were due largely
to mismanagement as were number
of others.
Local scares have caused many of
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01

off tariff will not lie much disturbed.
''One war at time" was the wise say
ing of Lincoln. The republicans do
not feel as bad as they did, and the
democrats do not feel quite SO we'll.
hut they had a good laugh when they
started as the boy did rolling down
hill in a barrel.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01
Breaking Bread.

Charlie. sadly-S:nce you've been
married, Tom, you never ask me to
break bread with you.
Tom-There's . good reason for IT.
old fellow. You couldn't break the
bread We have at our house; you
oouldn't do more than bend Il
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01

Bob White, of the Mexico Ledger
is booming Champ Clark for some
thing, We can not figure out just what
at the present writing.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01
WEEKLY BAZOO
SEoAL,A, Mo.
TUESDAY. AUGUST l. 1898.
Notice.

All persons interested in that branch OF
industry, can secure the third annual re-
port of the Missouri State Dairymen's as
ISOLATION, which was held at Sedalia JAN
nary 18th, 1893, by calling at The BAzoo
counting room. 4l2 Ohio street.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01

Deacon Dinwiddie and all Others OF his
class smoke none other than Puma.
h-17dtf
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01
AWFUL DRY SUNDAYS.

AWFUL DRY SUNDAYS.
The saloons, like the Worlds fair,
are not open in Chattanooga on Sun
days. The proprie,ors have too much
conscience for that. They feel that no
man has right to swear, fight, shoot or
abusr his family more than six DAYS
out of week. We agree with them
perfectly, and we think it would he Il
good thing to shorten up little Sat
urday night, before the poor fellows
money is all gone. His family have
a slight claim on some of that. On
this grand old Lockout nothing but
pure spring wafer i found, and We
manage to get along very well. Why
cannot the rest of the world do the
saline?
WHO WOULD BE HARHED'
1t would save IL. Thousand million
a year, and iail> aud peuitentiaries and
aimshouse>, would soon he quite
empty, and want almost unknown.
But we are mora'izing, and that will
not dn for 4 paper tor the people now
on earth"
\ little farther on. and we can ali
speak out. Editors nave their feeler>
GU, just Ike other folks. They can
not be Independent.
VAN As A SALOON KEE PER
We once commenced TO give our
experience as saloon keeper and hOw
we came to quit the business and just
as We were getting into the real merits
of the case. a d it was becoming inter-
esting we learned that the lovely wife
Of saloonist did not wish to hear it.
50 We had to break off just as we were
waxing eloquent.
We suppose the good lady had sen
sitive nerves and was not in the least
to blame. Other ladies have nerves
also, and we have seen them, poor
things, when they were quite unstrung.
We remember one such who, with her
two little children slept all night.
"when the frost was on the pumpkin"
under the hay stack To escape the fury |
of a husband who had just returned
from a very orderly saloon.
No MORE COCKTAILS.
l am glad am ont Of the business.
| feel all the treer and better for it. |
There is sorrow enough in this worl!
without my adding to it.
"Oh this world is fall OF signs.
Full OF sad and weeping eyes,
Help your fallen brother rise
While the days are going by"
Now BAZoo you must not DIM me
up Tor do not wish to he damned, and
do not mean to be if we can help it.
We cannot write about base ball, nor
the races, nor tisticuts. nor theatres.
nor balloon ascensions and such like,
but it you will print what We write it
will be sure to be read, and by the
people now living on earth.
J. NJ. V. w.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01
Eat CANDY

ii you will, but be sure to use SOZODONT
right away, in order to carry off its injuri-
Gus effects upon the teeth. All candy
eaters should carry SOZODONTwith them,
if they wish to keep their teeth sound.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01

British gold is again being ex.
changed for American securities.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01

Children Cry for Pitchers Casio.ia.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01
COCKTAIL MIXER.
The Irrepressiole Van MoraIize
on Mixed Drinks.

LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN, Tenn. July
%. The manager of THE BAzoo
told us when we left that We should
not be restrained in any way, and yet
One-half Of our last letter was left but
and that the better half.* The
BAzOO is like some ministers we know
who think their poorest sermons their
best. Doctor Paley says. 1.-The only
difference among mankind is he that
is not fool half of the time is fool
all the time"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1893-08-01
FROM WIND TO WEATHER.

The weather here has not been so
warm for eighteen years. 1t will be
warmer still when congress assemblies.
Silver will then melt and some MEM
bers will get roasted. But the tear
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-04-18
The Snake Was Fooled.

Two young men, Hal EastOn and
Willie Butts, were tishing'o on Sum
day in the San Antonio river on
the Pyron farm, near the Second
Mission, where they came on a
large chicken snake that way lying
on the banks of the river and
which scared them badly. They
soon killed the snake and cutting
it up found that it had in its inside
a large china nest egg that it had
evidently swallowed in mistake
for the genuine article.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-04-18
Mrs. Matte J. Telford,
OF AUSTIN.

Mrs. Newell: Mrs. Andrews tells
me what a great sufferer you are, and
as I have been as near the grave as any
one, and saved by the doctors of the
Texas Medical and Surgical Institute,
/ take pleasure il recommending them
to the afflicted. Write the your con-
dition, telling them everything, and they
will cure you Don't throw money or
time away on other doctors, humbugs
or quacks. If you desire further in.
formation call on me. Respectfully,
Matte J. Telford.
Mrs. Newell wrote us regarding her
case, enclosing the above letter written
her by Mrs. Telford.
Mrs. Telford was a great sufferer
from bronchitis, rheumatism and heart
trouble
Gentlemen:-I feel like constantly
singing praises for your wonderful cure
In my case. l had suffered for years,
with constipation which caused drOpsy
Of the abdomen and feet and infamma-
lion of the liver with a bad case Of
piles. Life for me was miserable and
death was welcomed, for doctors gave
me I'D and I was discouraged, but see
ing your advertisement of "cures guar
anteed," concluded to talk with you.
You gave me such encouragement that
I took treatment which produced such
great results tnaE all my nelgnDorS are
talking about your wonderful success.
IL what I have written will be Of any
consequence as q testimonial, use 1t and
welcome. You shall always have my
prayers. Mrs:
Elmendorf, Texas, March %, 1893.
Dear Doctors:-1 received your welcome
letter asking me If had any objection
to your using my name. I have none
at all Send It all over the United
States, and IL any one don't take your
word for it, send them to me, for can
NOT do too much for you who have saved
nv life. For I was only breathing
and that was all. and no more Your
friend- Nat Stewart.
Mr.. Stewart had q bad case Of catarrh
With asthma, cough, pains In chest,
Shoulders, back and stomach. Consti.
pated, cold feet and hands, poor appe.
lite, losing In flesh, could not work and
andured much suffering.
No matter what your trouble, how
serious or long standing, or who has
failed 20 cure you. Consult US, 1t costs
You nothing, and II we tako your case
yViii give guarantee In writing to cure
SATURDAYS and Tuesdays to B p. N.
Treat all frea l
Can or address the Texas Medical
and Surgical Institute. 12o w. Commercs
81. FSan Antonio Of1ce hourBI o
4. n. 20 Q p nj sundayA 70 8 .. a.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-04-18
Post ID" Honored by Ladies.

There was pleasant gathering
at the Bartholomew residence on
South Alamo street last night
when the lady friends Of Post d.,
Travellers Protective associations,
attended in order to prevent a
handsome and appropriate silk
banner to the post. Mrs. JOsefa
Wild, on behalf of the ladies, made
a very pretty like representation
speech and the genial Robert
Schmerbeck made a very apt re-
ply. Then some fine refreshments
were served and a good time was
enjoyed by all present.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-04-18

Texas, and our Mr.. +. Mont Reilly,
who has been identified with affairs
of state under Gov. HOgg, has
been elected secretary and treasurer
of the company. Drs. Reynolds
can only be consulted in their pri-
vate office, 226 Main street, Dallas;
orhome office, San AntoniO.-Dal-
las Times Herald.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-04-18
BARGAINS S.

All kinds of Furniture, Queens
ware, Glassware, Tinware, Trunks,
Stoves and general house furnish
ings at cost for 80 days. 1t will
pay YOU to call. n. d NJ. INSTALL
MENT CO. e24 23S and 240 f. Hous-
ton street. 4 - st
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-04-18
THE SKILL AND KNOWLEDGE

Essential to the production of the most
perfect and popular laxative remedy
known, have enabled the California Fig
Syrup Co. to achieve a great success in
the reputation of its remedy, Syrup of
Figs. as it is conceded to be the universal
laxative. For sale by all druggists
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-04-18
LADIES'.

Wait for the Grand Summer Open
ing of Wakeman's New Millinery
Bazaar, which will take place on
April 10 and 20. II 1t
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1893-04-18

The way to cure Catarrh-there is but one
way-take DR.. Sages Remedy. There's $500
reward offered for an incura6le case.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-20

TO the cheering Of the various crews
and the music from the bands OF the
different war vessels.
We mentioned the fact recently OF
stowaway having been landed from
the Alameda, in defiance of the rules
OF the port. We are able TO state that
the gentleman referred TO took his
departure by the Mariposa on Wed
nesday considerably richer than when
he arrived, he having stolen a gold
brooch and suit of clothes from a
gentleman who has been supporting
him for the last five weeks.
The Samoans are now paying their
taxes at the rate Of four shillings to
the dollar. II such really is the case
we have no hesitation in saying that
gross injustice is being done TO for
eign residents, who are being mulcted
loss on exchange in addition 10 be-
ing forced to pay, while for long
time past the Samoans have been left
TO pay or not, just as they pleased.
We will always contend that for all
purposes in Samoa British currency is
equal to the United States but il for
eign residents are compelled to pay in
United States coin or lose the eX-
change the same should most certain
ly be applied to the Samoans.
The measles epidemic Is still raging
fiercely, and as yet shows no signs
of abating. The death roll is, we re-
greet to say, increasing rapidly, espe-
cially outside the municipality, not q
day passing without its being added
to. AS far as we have been able to
learn already about $50 people have
fallen victims, in most cases entirely
through their own carelessness in not
carrying out the instructions given
to them. The change in the weather
has, as might have been expected,
caused many deaths, and we trust for
the sake of those suffering, and who
may suffer, that fine weather may be
experienced until our dread visitor
has left rs.
The non-arrival of the United States
ship of war Philadelphia has caused
great apointment on the beach.
Plenty of good dollars were expected
to be left behind 10y this vessel on her
departure, and therefore it may he
readily understood that therein lay
ample grounds for tribulation. To go
beyond this filthy lucre view of the
matter, and to soar into the realms of
politics, intelligent people must regret
extremely the order for Samoa being
cOuntermanded, as, perhaps, had she
reached here, it might have been con-
sidered good opportunity for joint
action being taken to disarm the ma
tives, q work that we all know is of
the utmost Importance.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-20
Public Moonlight Concert.

The Hawaiian band, under the
leadership of Professor Berger, will
give concert this Friday evening
at Makee Island (Kapiolani Park J,
commencing at 7 80 o'clock. Fol-
lowing is the programme to be
rendered:
PART I.
I. Narch-"Seven Suavians". ..::..
$4,000 A'AAi ioSASA
> Oyerture-"Poet and PEASANT
(by request) ...-...... ..........: .Suppe
2 Cornet Polka-''Palace Bugler"
iby request)-......-.. .Welssenborn
4. Selection - Bohemian Girl"
(by request).......".. .......-....-Balfe
PART II.
D. Medley-"American Airs". Boyer
6: Ballad-"Scotch Lassie Jean".
.............. ......... EoIdaIt
:. Waltz-''New Melodies" (by
request) 1850. ...........Berger
S. March-.'High School Cadets
(by request) .-........-. ...-...-...Souza
"Hawaii Ponoi."
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-20

President Dole formally resumed
control of the Provisional govern
ment yesterday. He returns to his
duties and his friends renewed in
health and strengthened in his
faith that the future of Hawaii
must be onward. When he ap-
peared in the councils yesterday he
was greeted with silent applause
which il the end will be heard
further t8nr the booming of
cannon. President Dole is not
a hero, but he is man
among his fellow men. He
is a republican who needs no
apology and has no political ak to
grind. When he was chosen for
the position he has honored, it was
because his merits snatched him
from his fellows without leaving
the usual trail of envy or the faint
of suspicion which follows ordi-
nary elevation. Even his enemies
admire him and his friends are
willing to stand by him and the
cause he represents to a man.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-20
NOTES AND COMMENTS.

The public debt statement made
by the minister of finance yester-
day, relating to the debts paid off
and the publ: works executed
since the 18th of last January, is
something unprecedented in Ha-
waiian history. The Provisional
government has paid out, since it
came into power, nearly million
and quarter of dollars, and in the
meantime, under perhaps the
heaviest strain the country ever
underwent or will ever undergo,
the net increase of the public debt
has been but $3,374.8O. Can the
adherents of royalty point to like
showing within a similar period?
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-20
3O)T7
October 10, 1895.

OC|CCcI - @cSo'
If receiving goods from five
different vessels at one time is
an indication of business we
are in the swim. Last week,
the Pfuger, the Isenberg, S. n.
Castle, Australia and Transit
brought US goods from the
United States, England and
Europe that will enable Us to
supply all demands for goods
in our various lines. Ne now
have the largest stock of black
annealed and galvanized wire
on the islands, which with the
materials for making a locked
wire fence will put the land
owner in a position to defy the
attacks of cattle. If a man
can have a stronger fence with
posts thirty or forty feet apart
than he has by putting them
at a distance of five or six feet.
it is better to use a locked
fence if for no other reason
than to save the expense of
posts. There are other econo-
mical points about it, which
we will explain on application.
In addition to our large
stock of wire, we have also
received a large invoice of the
finest grade of scissors we have
ever handled. They are from
the United States and are sup
erior to any made anywhere.
Pocket cutlery from England
leads the world. We have an
elegant assortment of Wosten-
holm's in pearl, ivory and
tortoise she'll handles, a few of
them very small in size suita-
BILE for ladies.
Our piano, hanging and
banquet lamps are the best
and latest conceits Of the
largest factory in the United
States and the shades in COM
binations of silk and lace are
dreams of fairy land. We've
never had any handsomer ones
and that's saying a great deal.
We are the leaders in these
goods just as we are in fine
China and everything else.
We have also, just out from
England a lot of cocoa mats
of much better grade than the
last and not a penny higher
in price. Those with "Aloha"
worked in the fibre are in de-
mand. We have them in
various sizes.
The HAWAIIAN HARDWARE Co.,
3O7
Fort STREET, Honolulu.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-20
THE ADMIRAL TO LEA We.
He Receives Orders to Report at
Once to San Francisco.

Admiral Skerrett will leave by
the China on November 9Th for San
Francisco, where his flag will be
transferred to the U. s. S. Boston,
Just where he will be sent from
there it is difficult to say, and the
admiral himself is as much in the
dark as anyone.
II was greatly surprised to re.
ceive orders to leave Honolulu
said the admiral yesterday after
noon. 81 expected to be here fol
some time to come and do not
know where L will be sent to. Cap
tain Barker of the Philadelphia
will be the senior officer in my alb.
sence."
The admiral's family will proba-
bly, accompany him, though they
may not go until the following
steamer.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-20
Nsa ao0srfiGC"a1rs
a VISION OF BEAUTY

is JOY forever" and pure and natural complexion
charms all beholders Ladies VIII find in CAMELLINE Cali
fornia discovery toilet article for the improvement and pre-
servaton of the complexion refreshing agreeable and
certified by the highest scientific medical authority
being absolutely free from injurious substances
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-20
Takes Charlie Today.

Consul General Mills presented
his credentials to the minister OF
foreign affairs yesterday and they
were duly acknowledged. He re-
ceived his exequator and will take
formal charge of the consulate to-
dav, and permanent charge tomor-
row.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1893-10-20
SAMOA.
MEE-0F-WAR GATHERING UP
THE REBEL CHIEFS.
An Investigation to be Held in
Apia-Notes.

The following news items are
taken from the weekly Samoan
Times and Herald, to hand per
r. NJ. 8. S. Monowai